How to be the Ultimate Wingwoman

Join Alex and Laren for a fun and cozy New Years hang. The girls reflect on Alex’s most unhinged wingwoman experiences which included once trying to match Lauren with a wolf breeder, offering up Slim Shady’s apartment, and going full CIA agent to secure a hot man on the plane. They then discuss Lauren’s first date dilemmas and potentially trying ayahuasca. Enjoy!

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Alex Cooper?

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• 0:43Alex Cooper?

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• 1:28Alex Cooper?

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• 2:10Alex Cooper?

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• 2:55Alex Cooper?

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• 3:14Speaker 01

  What is up Daddy gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper with Call Her Daddy.

• 3:25Alex Cooper?

  It's so good. Wait, let me try.

• 3:31Speaker 01

  How good is that?

• 3:32Alex Cooper?

  Oh, that's fucking insane. I've never had strawberry with tequila.

• 3:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:35Alex Cooper?

  That's insane.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Cheers.

• 3:37Alex Cooper?

  Cheers. Love you.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  Love you.

• 3:39Alex Cooper?

  Happy New Year.

• 3:40Speaker 01

  Happy New Year.

• 3:41Alex Cooper?

  Daddy gang, welcome back to another episode of Call Her Daddy. If you are listening to this while you are getting fucked by your ex-boyfriend Jan Juan, I am here to let you know that I am here with my best friend, Lauren.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  Hi Daddy Gang.

• 3:58Alex Cooper?

  We are ringing in the new year together. We are currently in Utah. We are skiing. We're being little ski bunnies. I'm really proud because you and I have the same level of like

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Ski ability?

• 4:11Alex Cooper?

  Ski ability.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  You kind of like can't go skiing with someone. I mean, you can, but like

• 4:15Alex Cooper?

  Then you'll hate them.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, it sucks.

• 4:17Alex Cooper?

  We're kind of on the same exact page. We're like, I want to do a blue. I want to feel the wind in my hair.

• 4:23Speaker 02

  I want to have a two hour apre lunch.

• 4:25Alex Cooper?

  Absolutely, but I don't want a black diamond it.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 4:29Alex Cooper?

  But though Matt kind of bullies us.

• 4:30Speaker 02

  We like one?

• 4:31Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  One to two a day.

• 4:33Alex Cooper?

  One a quarter.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  So it feels like we go to sleep or like, ooh, like we're a little sore.

• 4:36Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, but Matt's always like, come on, let's go black diamond. And I'm like, I don't really want to be an adult on crutches.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  In my older age, I get like a little nervous Nellie.

• 4:45Alex Cooper?

  Me too. I used to be a daredevil. Now I'm like Sloan said, he wins the race. So Lauren and I are in Utah and I would say that you and I have, first of all, Happy New Year, everyone. Like, I hope you had the best New Year's Eve.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  You want to set him off with an intention?

• 5:00Alex Cooper?

  Ooh, I'm not really one for intentions, but what I will say is this. I really don't like New Year's Eve.

• 5:25Alex Cooper?

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• 6:10Alex Cooper?

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• 6:55Alex Cooper?

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• 7:38Alex Cooper?

  You're like, I am busy, I'm hungry, I'm getting hangry, I'm getting angry. What can I eat? I need something hot and delicious and low maintenance. Well, introducing Stouffer's. Dinners are not only delicious, they're done in a flash. Serve up their classic lasagna, chicken pesto, or carbonara for two. Whatever you're craving, Stouffer's is your hot, delicious, easy meal fantasy. When the clock strikes dinner, think Stouffer's. You can see all the delicious options at stouffers.com. I really don't like New Year's Eve. Like, I am someone from, I think, like, even high school. I always hated New Year's Eve parties. It always freaked me out. I was always terrified people would be drinking and driving if I went to a party.

• 8:23Alex Cooper?

  I was terrified to get on the roads. I was also always feeling like not happy if I was hungover in the morning. And I just never, like, of course, I've had nice New Years, but I feel like I'm really, really entering my get fucked up on a couple martinis at home and put my feet up in relax mode.

• 8:43Speaker 02

  It's about the company, not the plans.

• 8:47Alex Cooper?

  Lauren, cheery old Santa over here.

• 8:50Speaker 02

  We have spent quite a few New Years together.

• 8:54Alex Cooper?

  I feel like we've spent, I think you're the friend that I've spent the most New Years with, right?

• 8:58Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. We have the one, like, iconic I'm thinking of.

• 9:01Alex Cooper?

  When is the last one that we spent together?

• 9:03Speaker 02

  Besides this one.

• 9:04Alex Cooper?

  I, I hope, I don't know what you're gonna say, but I know what, the one at Matt's house?

• 9:09Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 9:09Alex Cooper?

  When we moved to Los Angeles.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  It was COVID, so, classic, I was just third-wheeling Matt and Alex. And I was single, this was like the last time I was single, so this was about like, three years ago. And Matt comes in so proud, and he's like, Lauren, I'm gonna set you up with someone and it's gonna be a fantastic night.

• 9:27Alex Cooper?

  Just tell them, just get to the punchline.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  So, he doesn't really tell me anything. This guy walks in. He is a 45-year-old divorcee who breeds wolves.

• 9:39Alex Cooper?

  And like, the front end is fine, like, 45, divorce, if anything, we're kind of like, loving that for you.

• 9:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm down for that.

• 9:45Alex Cooper?

  But...

• 9:46Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, and he brought a half-wolf, half-dog.

• 9:50Alex Cooper?

  No, he did. There was a wolf that walked into Matt's home, and we all kind of did, I'm not, I wonder if I have a fucking video?

• 9:56Speaker 02

  You do, you do. Cause like, we're not exaggerating, this thing was like,

• 10:00Alex Cooper?

  Massive.

• 10:00Speaker 02

  Three times the size of Henry.

• 10:02Alex Cooper?

  And this is the first time that Matt tried to set single Lauren up. And I remember Lauren's like, eating her buffalo chicken dip, and she turns to me, and she was like, "We need to have a conversation after this." And I was like, "No, I'm so sorry." And she goes, "No, no, no, it's Matt." What does Matt think of me that I should be marrying or even fucking, even dating? A wolf man. It was like pretty fucking bad.

• 10:25Speaker 02

  Have you ever had success setting someone up?

• 10:27Alex Cooper?

  Okay, I feel like I've set a lot of my friends up for good like fucks. I don't know if any of my friends are currently dating. Like I feel like in high school and college, I was always setting people up. But I, in my adult life, I feel like there's no one that I've-

• 10:41Speaker 02

  They're gonna call you up during the wedding and be like, Alex Cooper's the reason we're married.

• 10:45Alex Cooper?

  No, because I also think like, it's so hard that like, I don't live in the same city as a lot of my friends. So I'm like networking, I literally told you, move back to LA bitch. I have so many fucking suitors for you and Monday night.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, I will give you credit. Like, you have been coming through for me and you have been wingwomming me- Wingwoman-

• 11:04Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  Me very, very hard lately.

• 11:06Alex Cooper?

  Thank you.

• 11:07Speaker 02

  Uh, you know what I'm thinking of?

• 11:08Alex Cooper?

  Oh, the, literally the fact that you were in between a billionaire and like a hot man from Miami and you ditched them both?

• 11:14Speaker 02

  I forgot about that one. Okay, tell that story.

• 11:15Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so, first of all Daddy Gang, I saw a couple of comments of like, wait, Lauren is single. Yes, Lauren is single now. She's entering the new year, a single woman.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  Daddy Gang, do you wanna wingwoman me? DM Alex, send them the resume, a profile.

• 11:29Alex Cooper?

  You're not at a shortage of men, Lauren. Like, here's the thing. Lauren was like, you know, upset about her breakup. And then she finally decided like, it's time to get after it. And I remember you-

• 11:41Speaker 02

  We were in New York City like a few weeks ago.

• 11:42Alex Cooper?

  Yes, but even prior to New York City. You have been having, even if it's not success, like I'm so proud of you. You have been really putting yourself out there.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  I've been getting out there.

• 11:51Alex Cooper?

  You're on the apps, you're going on dates. You told me you went on a coffee date, you went on a cocktail date, you went on a dinner date that lasted like two and a half hours.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, we'll get there.

• 11:58Alex Cooper?

  You have a man that gave you all these plants. That's a long story. You have a man that gave you a foot massage. Like, you're making headway, Lauren, in your single life. But we were in New York City a couple of weeks ago and I think I posted this on my TikTok, but Hallie was hooking up with this billionaire. And Hallie was worried that the billionaire was just too nice for her. A classic. I honestly can't relate to-

• 12:18Speaker 02

  I like nice guys.

• 12:19Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, no, Lauren likes people to treat her well. And so Hallie was like, sweetie, you just take him. So it is the end of the night, we are all at this bar, and Lauren is in between the billionaire. And now, if anything, it looked like you were favoring the man that wasn't even the fucking billionaire.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  This man from Miami, who was another man that you like came over and you were like, oh, like this is my friend Lauren and like, you were smoozing me for me.

• 12:41Alex Cooper?

  I love you say schmoozing, it's schmoozing, it's the best fucking statement ever. So Lauren is like hanging out schmoozing with all these people. Everyone leaves the bar because I'm like, I'm going home to my husband. Everyone's going to bed and Lauren-

• 12:52Speaker 02

  It's like 1:30 a.m. So like all the girls we're with leave. So I'm just at the bar and it's me and a table full of guys. And I'm like, this is a dream. Like Alex came through, she put her reputation on the line, she didn't ruin it.

• 13:06Alex Cooper?

  And I literally woke up in the morning and I FaceTimed Lauren and I'm like, "Which one did you go home with?" And what do you say to me Lauren?

• 13:15Speaker 02

  None of them. Because at like 2 a.m. I'm like working it, laying my moves still. And my friends call me and they're like, "Lauren, like we have your location. Like we see you're like at a bar like around the corner, like come meet us." And like, I don't see my friends who live in New York City that often. So I get so excited and I'm like, "Oh my God, okay." And I just told the guys like, "All right, bye guys." And then I leave and I wake up and I'm like-

• 13:38Alex Cooper?

  Like in your drunken state, you cockblock yourself and you chose your friends over men, which says a lot about you, which I love you because you are such a girl's girl. However, like you gotta choose yourself in those moments, Lauren. She was putting in hours of work with these people. Anyways, so she ends up not hooking up with anyone-

• 13:54Speaker 02

  I strike out.

• 13:55Alex Cooper?

  And we're like, "It's fine, it's fine, it's fine." So now all of a sudden, we're kind of on this hunt and I don't know if anyone is doing this. But first of all, if you're in a fucking relationship and your friend is single, your mindset, every coffee shop you work, walk into, every single work event you walk into, every single room you walk into is an opportunity to find a man for your friend, okay?

• 14:14Speaker 02

  I have you like dialed up differently. Like now, I've never heard you comment on men as much as you are now. You're like, "Oh my God, Lauren, like did you see him? Like Lauren, like that guy's like, look at that guy."

• 14:24Alex Cooper?

  Speaking of, let us tell you the story of what recently just happened. We get on the plane, okay? We're leaving New York City. We are like ravenous for a man for you, okay? I am like, I will find her dick. So we sit down, you guys, and Lauren and I are sitting next to each other. And I see-

• 14:41Speaker 02

  On the airplane.

• 14:42Alex Cooper?

  On the airplane. And I see this guy that is in the last row in first class. And he has this like Michigan t-shirt on. He has kind of hair like Matt's- It's like rustled and hot and it's like, oh, like, I'm like, this man is a vision, okay? I turn to Lauren, I grab her wrist and I say, Lauren, back right corner, prospect. She fakes gets up, she looks up in the bin cabin, she's rustling through her fucking luggage. She sits down, she goes, he is the most gorgeous man I've ever fucking laid eyes on. How do we fucking get me in and around that asshole? Now-

• 15:18Speaker 02

  We recruit the flight attendant.

• 15:19Alex Cooper?

  Flight attendant comes over to hand us our bloody marys. We said, get in here. He was a gay ally, okay? He turned to me, he said, bitches, what do you need from me? I said, you need to go back, right, left corner. Back, right, left. Hello? You need to go back corner, right side, and you need to find out if this man has a ring on.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  Is he fair game for me?

• 15:39Alex Cooper?

  He goes, he walks back, the flight attendant, such a fucking homie, goes, "Girls, there's no motherfucking ring." Lauren and I are like, boom, boom, boom, okay, we're in. Now, here's the thing about being on a flight and seeing a hot guy. That is, to me, like, one of the coolest fucking opportunities of how you can meet your potential husband.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  You started planning the speech you were about to give at my wedding, if like, you orchestrated this, and like, we thought I was gonna marry this guy.

• 16:08Alex Cooper?

  Because we, we started to get so excited, because we're like, this is so cool, like, and I wanna validate every single person, I hate when people preface it being like, "Oh, how did you guys meet?" And they're like, "We met on a dating app," or like, "We met on Instagram." I know, so embarrassing. It is not embarrassing. That is literally the most common way to meet people now, so first of all, it's not embarrassing. However, there is something obviously in you that's like, how fucking cool to meet someone out in the wild? Like, that's fucking ideal and cool.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:34Alex Cooper?

  So, we're starting to picture this, and I'm like, you meet your husband on a plane, you guys hit it off, you then all of a sudden get, like, this is, this is magic.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:43Alex Cooper?

  So, we start tradigizing daddy gang, and I suggest you guys do this if you see a fucking hot person on a plane. I get it's also easier when you have a friend with you. If you're solo, it's a little intimidating. Lauren and I decide, you need to write your name and your number on a napkin, and we're gonna have the flight attendant bring the napkin over to the guy.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  And my seat number, so he like, could like, know it was who to look for.

• 17:05Alex Cooper?

  We decided we were gonna do it like, with an hour left in the flight, because this flight was like, five fucking hours. And then we start stressing out, because- You were like, Alex, I don't look the part.

• 17:17Speaker 02

  I like, we were hungover as fuck because we were out until like 3am the night before. I'm in like a sweatsuit. I have not an ounce of makeup on.

• 17:26Alex Cooper?

  We were pretty puffy.

• 17:27Speaker 02

  I literally was like, do we ask for ice? And like, I like, I swirl my face with like ice from like the plane.

• 17:33Alex Cooper?

  We look fucked up. And so we just kept Harold the dog going and Lauren goes one minute, gets up into the cabin, gets her makeup down. I need to post the fucking videos that we took.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  I'm like giving myself like a full beat like on the plane.

• 17:45Alex Cooper?

  So Lauren starts contouring and she's contouring it up and she's looking so gorgeous and I'm looking at the highlight.

• 17:50Speaker 02

  It wasn't my best, but it was better.

• 17:51Alex Cooper?

  No, no, you looked gorgeous. Okay. And she's highlighting and all of a sudden on the loudspeaker, we hear, thank God we didn't take like a sleeping pill, over the loudspeaker, we hear, everybody, we're gonna have to deboard the plane.

• 18:04Speaker 02

  At first, I thought this was a disaster because I'm like, my husband's getting away, but then.

• 18:09Alex Cooper?

  And then I realized, hold on Lauren, we're deboarding to get back on board. Okay. This man is in the Delta One pods, which means he will be going to the Delta One lounge. We're gonna go to the lounge. So we'll be able to almost like congregate with him and we can follow him. So everyone gets up, we get all of our stuff, Lauren's finishing her lip liner, and we beeline it to try to stay as close as humanly possible to this man as everyone is deboarding the plane.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  We have a tail on him.

• 18:35Alex Cooper?

  We got off the plane and he stopped at the desk to ask the agents, if he goes back to the lounge, will they be able to give updates to the lounge? And something just came over me where I was like, I'm now seeing this man in his height. This man was like pushing 6'3", 6'4".

• 18:54Speaker 02

  He had some nice like joggers on, some like athletic sneakers.

• 18:58Alex Cooper?

  A little athletic top.

• 18:59Speaker 02

  Maybe he was like an athlete in college.

• 19:02Alex Cooper?

  He was giving athlete dick. I was in it for Lauren. So I shove my way forward without even like thinking what I was gonna do. And I put my body right up behind him. So when he turns around from the desk, talking to the woman at the kiosk, I will be right dead center there, almost to the point where he makes physical contact with me. He turns. Around and almost bumps into me and I go, oh hey, what did, what did they say? And he looks at me and he goes, oh, if you're in, and no, this was when we knew he eyed us because he was like, oh, us, if you're in Delta Lounge, we can all go back to the lounge. And I was like, oh, really? They said that? And he goes, yeah, so we can go. I said, amazing. Lauren then, just wanting to make any contact, comes in. She goes, sorry, what did they say?

• 19:46Alex Cooper?

  I'm like, bitch, you're standing right next to me. You just heard what he fucking said. But she wanted to make contact with him. She's like,

• 19:51Speaker 02

  I wanted him to hear my voice, hear my presence.

• 19:54Alex Cooper?

  He said the same thing to Lauren. We go, okay, great. He starts walking to the lounge.

• 19:58Speaker 02

  Fast. He's walking quick.

• 20:00Alex Cooper?

  He was beelining it, which we didn't know why, but eventually we learned why. He's beelining it to lounge, almost like running to the lounge.

• 20:06Speaker 02

  We're on like a light jog following. It's like, the lounge is big. So we're like, we can't let him get too much distance because like, we can't let him go to a corner of the lounge and we lose him.

• 20:13Alex Cooper?

  The lounge is like bigger than the fucking airport. At JFK, Delta One Lounge, Jesus fucking Christ, that thing is a fucking giant, giant.

• 20:20Speaker 02

  Metropolis.

• 20:21Alex Cooper?

  Metropolis. So we are running and then as we're running, I'm like, Lauren, we look so creepy if he turns around and sees us running, like, why are we running? So we tried to be very covert, very undercover. We get to the lounge. We get to the lounge and there's a man at the front and he starts speaking to the man at the front of the lounge. So we immediately stop with him again. And I don't know if you guys have ever had this, but whenever there is a flight that has been delayed or something going on, on an airline, you start to bond with the people around you, right?

• 20:50Speaker 02

  You're in it together.

• 20:51Alex Cooper?

  You become so cozy, comfortable. It's almost sad when you leave after the flight because you were in this battle together. That's what we were trying to push on this man. Like, I want this man to feel like we are his literal friends by the end of this and he hopefully wants to fuck Lauren.

• 21:06Speaker 02

  If he needs a shoulder to cry on.

• 21:08Alex Cooper?

  We're here.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:09Alex Cooper?

  So he turns to the guy and he's like, we're good to go. You guys will give us updates. And the person at the front of the lounge was like, yes, you're good. He goes, great. I gotta rush. Do you know where the TVs are? I have to watch the football game. So naturally I'm standing there, not a clue in the world what football game is on. I'm like, Taylor Swift, Patrick Mahomes? He's, he's like, I gotta watch the game. Where's the TV? And I'm like, we, yeah, we're, we're.

• 21:32Speaker 02

  We're trying to watch the game too, actually.

• 21:34Alex Cooper?

  We're like, wait, yeah, where is the game on? And he literally goes, oh, you guys want to go? Yeah, where's the TV? I'm like, yeah, I really need to see this game. Um, what quarter is, are there quarters? Yeah. What quarter are we in? And so they like point us to the TV. This man beelines it to the TV. We start making our way to the TV as well. He places himself down. We look at each other and we go, we're being so fucking creepy.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  We need to reel it back.

• 21:57Alex Cooper?

  We now know where this man is sitting. Let's go at least to the bar. You guys, this is where the story takes a turn for the motherfucking worst, okay? I would say an hour goes by.

• 22:07Speaker 02

  And we're like building it up in our heads more and more. Like, I'm like, I'm gonna

• 22:11Alex Cooper?

  Completely.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  Fall in love.

• 22:13Alex Cooper?

  We're like, he went to Michigan, he's smart, he's attractive, he likes football. Oh my god, you're in a fantasy league yourself, Lauren.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  We thought maybe he'd be coming on like our New Year's trip with us.

• 22:22Alex Cooper?

  Completely.

• 22:23Speaker 02

  We thought it was gonna be sparks flying.

• 22:25Alex Cooper?

  Every 30 minutes, we had to go check in with the gate person and he kept going over and Lauren would walk over with him. She comes back over, she goes, hey, it's getting a little more flirty. Every time I go back over, it's progressing.

• 22:36Speaker 02

  We were making bets.

• 22:37Alex Cooper?

  We are making-

• 22:38Speaker 02

  On when the flight would leave.

• 22:39Alex Cooper?

  We're making progress. I'm like, you're literally getting fingered in the bathroom tonight. Like, you are actually entering the Mile High Club and I will be cheering you on. All of a sudden, our friend we run into at the airport, shout out Aubrey. Aubrey walks into the airport and we're like, Aubrey, what are you doing here? I've got a flight at 11 o'clock at night. Aubrey, we found-

• 23:00Speaker 02

  My husband.

• 23:01Alex Cooper?

  Lauren's husband. She goes, where is he? I wanna get a glimpse of him. Cause I say, this is one of the most gorgeous men you've ever seen in your life, okay? We go, he's got a Texas hat on, a Michigan shirt on. Go find him.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  He's in the back corner.

• 23:14Alex Cooper?

  He's watching the game. She giddily saunters off and all of a sudden, she comes back and the face of happiness and excitement that she left with, she returns looking like she just saw a dead body. And I'm like, what, what's, what's, Aubrey, what's wrong? Lauren's like, wait, did you, did you see him? And Aubrey goes, I have really, really, really upsetting news for you both. And we're both like, what?

• 23:45Alex Cooper?

  Do you want to say it or should I say it?

• 23:48Speaker 02

  She goes, "Girls, Lauren, I'm so sorry, but he's gay."

• 23:54Alex Cooper?

  No, in this moment-

• 23:55Speaker 02

  We were like, "No, no, there's no way, no way." Like, "What? Like, you have a great gaydar or something?"

• 24:01Alex Cooper?

  I was like, "This was full fucking flirting, I think, but maybe it was just..."

• 24:05Speaker 02

  I was flirting. I was laying my moves. We were making contact. We were making bets.

• 24:10Alex Cooper?

  Or was it just like him being a nice person? Because you wanted information on the play. I don't know, maybe we're also like dick drunk where we're just like wanting to find you anything that we're literally-

• 24:20Speaker 02

  We said, "What's the proof?" We needed proof.

• 24:22Alex Cooper?

  So we said, "Aubrey, how do you know he's gay, sweetie? He's watching fucking football over there."

• 24:26Speaker 02

  He's got a Texas hat and a Michigan sweatshirt. That doesn't scream gay to me.

• 24:30Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, like, "Come on." Like, he's like hitting... Yeah, come on. She goes, "Girls, I stood behind him as he was watching the game, and he was scrolling and scrolling and scrolling naked men on Instagram and zooming in to their pectoral muscles and their V-lines. And Lauren and I are dead silent, you guys, and we go,

• 24:53Alex Cooper?

  "Well, maybe, maybe he's a casting agent."

• 24:56Speaker 02

  Maybe he's a talent scout.

• 25:00Alex Cooper?

  Maybe he's a, maybe he's a talent model scout. Like, we don't know. And Aubrey looks at us like, "You dumb fucks. You dumb fucks, shut the fu-" And we're a little like, "There's no fucking way." But everything that had like been built up into this moment, you guys, we couldn't accept that he was gay.

• 25:14Speaker 02

  So we sent you in.

• 25:15Alex Cooper?

  So I sent myself in. And I'm like, "I need to see it for my own fucking eyes." Like, I couldn't, I, at that point, literally thought Aubrey was fucking with us. So I go to find him, and I can't find him. And I'm like, "Fuck it, I need to go pee, let's go pee." I walk to the bathroom. He had changed locations. And you guys, I see it for myself. I walk over, and this man is still scrolling, scrolling gorgeous men. Hot, sexy, chiseled. They look so fucking hot, but they're men, you know what I mean? And Lauren has a vagina. And it just wasn't gonna work. So I come back to Lauren, I go- Yeah, he's gay. Lauren's like, I put on makeup for nothing. So then Lauren, all of a sudden, guys, we're sitting at the bar, I'm to her right. There's a man to her left. Lauren literally goes,

• 25:56Speaker 02

  Hey.

• 25:57Alex Cooper?

  Hi. Every fucking man.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  Oh, but then you know what? Aubrey leans in. Lauren, he's drinking a pink martini.

• 26:05Alex Cooper?

  He was also gay. But then Lauren was like, fuck, fuck, what the fuck, my gator? And then there was another man that came over that like, there was a, there was a lot going on and we got a little, we were a little upset for you.

• 26:18Speaker 02

  I didn't feel confident in my.

• 26:19Alex Cooper?

  We didn't feel confident whatsoever, but we had a lot of fun doing it. And this is what I will say. It was so fun partaking in, although it was a fucking disaster, first advice to anyone in a relationship or married or engaged, whatever the fuck, like, be a fucking homie to your girlfriends and put your neck out for them and put yourself physically in moments where you are stopping men in their tracks for your fucking friend. Because what's so fucking great about, I'm realizing with the wing woman situation is like, it makes you look like the chill, mysterious one. If I'm the fucking annoying freak being like, hey, what time did they say we can go to the lounge? And then you're like, sorry, what did you say?

• 27:04Alex Cooper?

  It's such a good layup. Be the fucking wing woman that your friend deserves. And for you, Lauren, you gotta keep on the fucking horse, bitch. You're fucking cruising.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  You've been a wing woman for me like many, many, many times before.

• 27:16Alex Cooper?

  You haven't been single that long in our life.

• 27:19Speaker 02

  No.

• 27:20Alex Cooper?

  You're more of a relationship girly.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  Yes. The last, the last time that I was like single a while ago was for one month.

• 27:27Alex Cooper?

  Oh yeah, that was bad.

• 27:28Speaker 02

  Back in 2018.

• 27:31Alex Cooper?

  Back in the Boondock days.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  2018, I was single for one month and I said, big Al, I want to get out there and I want to.

• 27:38Alex Cooper?

  Where did we find this man? Where, where, where did we go?

• 27:40Speaker 02

  Catch.

• 27:41Alex Cooper?

  We found him at Catch. Oh my God, we went to Catch that night, literally hunting for dick. We literally went to Catch to find you a man. And we got so intoxicated.

• 27:52Alex Cooper?

  We both brought him back home.

• 27:54Speaker 02

  Uh huh. I met him. You set me up with him and I was gonna go home with him and you were like, "Well, like, I don't wanna be alone." And you were living at Slim Shady's house.

• 28:06Alex Cooper?

  I was living at my ex-boyfriend's, well, at the time boyfriend's house, yep.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  And he was out of town.

• 28:11Alex Cooper?

  Yep.

• 28:12Speaker 02

  And you say, "Just bring him back to, bring him back to Slim's house."

• 28:15Alex Cooper?

  And just mind you, I was acting like it was a guest bedroom. His roommate was fully another player on the team and you guys fucked in his teammate's bed. And at the time, I thought that the boyfriend, Slim Shady, was cheating on me, which ends up he was, so I don't feel bad. But I, in the moment, like, looking back, you guys fucked on Rob's bed. And then come...

• 28:35Speaker 02

  The morning, I wake up and I'm like, I'm like so hungover and I'm so not into this. And I go get in the bed with you and I'm like, "Alex, like, this guy needs to leave. Like, I don't wanna like, talk to him."

• 28:46Alex Cooper?

  Cause to be fair, it was like 10 a.m. and he was like, still lingering.

• 28:49Speaker 02

  Snoring. So...

• 28:51Alex Cooper?

  Disgusting.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  We, we're like, "What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?" And I write him a note. And I say, "Hey, so sorry. I had a great time, but I really need to die alone in peace. You gotta go." And I went, crept in, dropped the note.

• 29:08Alex Cooper?

  You stuck it under the door.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  Under the door, gave it a little knock, and then ran out.

• 29:12Alex Cooper?

  Like, the fact that this man is in our home, basically, and you're like, leaving this man a note to be like, "Please let yourself out." Lauren is, then comes back in bed and we lock the door.

• 29:21Speaker 02

  The door.

• 29:21Alex Cooper?

  We are in my ex-boyfriend's apartment.

• 29:24Speaker 02

  Who was an MLB player. There is memorabilia, signed autographs, team jerseys, like, all over. So this, like, New York City, like, 20-year-old boy.

• 29:34Alex Cooper?

  Frat boy.

• 29:34Speaker 02

  Frat boy is gonna like, wake up and be like, "I'm in a penthouse of like, an MLB player?" And the funniest thing is, you, um, when you first started Call Her Daddy, you like, hinted at this story that like, you brought someone back, like, for a friend to Slim Shady's, um, when he was out of town. And this guy found you, like this guy heard the story and DM'd you a picture of the note.

• 29:58Alex Cooper?

  He kept the note, you guys, for four, three years later.

• 30:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:03Alex Cooper?

  Three years later, this man DMs me a picture and he goes, "One of the greatest mornings, Yeah. mornings of my life. I wake up after having great sex and I walk around and I just am literally realizing that I'm in a Mets pitchers fucking apartment. But then I remember laying there with you and we're so hungover and I'm like, there's no way he's gonna steal anything, right Lauren? But we were so far gone that we had been like, you left a note? We were being so fucking freaks.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:28Alex Cooper?

  And we just were like-

• 30:29Speaker 02

  I was like, I like can't talk to anyone, like he just like needs to leave.

• 30:31Alex Cooper?

  And then I remember we heard the front door slam and we walked around. I'm like, honestly, I don't give a fuck if he stole anything. Honestly, take it with you.

• 30:37Speaker 02

  Everything was in check, but Slim Shady was not happy.

• 30:40Alex Cooper?

  Oh, he was fucking livid. And I was like, yeah, but what pussy were you in this week? Okay, Lauren fucks in his bed, you were in a different girl, and I'm the one that just gets fucked. Who, everyone got fucked but Alex. Um, so that was, yeah, I was a pretty good wing woman that night. I take pride in being a good wing woman and I'm very, very excited for this new venture for you and I'm very happy that you're enjoying the single life because I think that you sometimes understandably, when you're single and a lot of your friends are in relationships, I feel like almost all your friends are in relationships, right?

• 31:12Speaker 02

  Like, pretty much every friend is in a relationship engaged or married.

• 31:16Alex Cooper?

  I think that can be hard, where you're like, not looking forward to being single only because you're like, fuck, I don't have that many single friends. And I feel like you are having a lot of fun with it and you're being really open to going and meeting a lot of different people.

• 31:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. Um, I will say the one positive is being the only single one. Everyone's kind of excited to wing woman. Everyone's like, ooh, like, let me like, live vicariously through you a little bit.

• 31:44Alex Cooper?

  Oh, I love that.

• 31:44Speaker 02

  So that's a fun aspect. And another thing I will say that- To daddy gang who's maybe like on the verge of like, hmm, I know I need to end a relationship or wanting to end something and being scared about starting over at 30. Something I've realized is dating at 30, because the last time I was single, I was 26. Dating at 30 is so, so much different than dating at 26. Like, I feel like, at least from my experience so far, everyone is just like so like straightforward and like the games are like really, really done. And like, it's not like, am I gonna like, obviously, like, I'm not just like gonna like text people like so, like, there's some coyness to it. Of course. But it's like not games and it's straightforward and everyone's just like, yeah, like, I'm looking for someone and like, I'm not fucking around, which is like,

• 32:29Speaker 02

  So nice. It's refreshing. It's just, it's easier.

• 32:48Alex Cooper?

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• 34:11Alex Cooper?

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• 34:28Speaker 02

  Now, if someone's playing the game, I'm like, okay, well, it's not cool anymore.

• 34:31Alex Cooper?

  Right. You're like, I don't care.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  So, next. At 26, if someone's playing the game, I'd be like, okay, like, maybe like, I'm a little bit into this.

• 34:36Alex Cooper?

  Well, again, because when you're younger in your twenties, like, who the fuck wants to get married and settle down? Some people, but not me at that point. I was like, I want to feel the thrill. I want to be getting my head bashed into the mattress. I want to be getting flipped upside down. And then I want to be getting ghosted the next day. I want to have my heart ripped out of my chest. And I want to do it all over again, and then some. And then when you get a little older, you're kind of like, I literally don't have time.

• 34:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 34:59Alex Cooper?

  I have taxes. I have a life. I have a family. I have fucking trips. I have work. I have a bunch of fucking shit. And all my friends are finding their person. Like, I want to be intentional about how, like, intentional about what I'm doing and where I'm spending

• 35:11Speaker 02

  My time. Like, if I'm gonna leave my house and, like, put on makeup and, like, go out on, like, a Sunday or, like, a Tuesday, like, let's be straightforward and, like, not waste each other's time here.

• 35:20Alex Cooper?

  Completely.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  Actually, though, I've run into two issues with my dating game that I would love your opinion on, or your advice.

• 35:26Alex Cooper?

  Hit me.

• 35:27Speaker 02

  Okay. Issue number one, I cannot end a date under three hours. I have had no date go under three hours. The longest so far being a first date lasting eight hours.

• 35:39Alex Cooper?

  Wait. Sorry. I was just swallowing. Did you just say you went on a date that lasted eight hours?

• 35:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:44Alex Cooper?

  Lauren, what does that even mean? What time did you start the date?

• 35:47Speaker 02

  I think we went to dinner at 6:30.

• 35:49Alex Cooper?

  What time did you get home?

• 35:50Speaker 02

  2:00 a.m.

• 35:53Alex Cooper?

  You're disturbing me right now. Are you getting married?

• 35:58Speaker 02

  No.

• 35:59Alex Cooper?

  Did you ever, did you want to see the man again?

• 36:01Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 36:02Alex Cooper?

  Wait.

• 36:04Alex Cooper?

  Only Lauren being like, "I spent eight hours with a man and I don't even know if I want to see him again." I thought you were about to tell me that you literally are in love with someone. You spent eight hours with a man.

• 36:14Speaker 02

  So my issue is...

• 36:16Alex Cooper?

  You can't end it.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  I can't end it because in my mind, I'm like, "What if they're a little nervous right now?" Or like, "What if like the spark's about to hit?" And like, while I'm here, like, I might as well just like, give it, like, let it run its course a little bit and like, see if something pivots.

• 36:30Alex Cooper?

  I get what you're saying. Sometimes I do that with interviewing where I'll be talking to someone and like, the beginning is like light work. You're like, "Ooh, you're a little nervous. Let me throw you some softballs." But by the end, once you're jiving, you could ride off into the sunset. Okay, wait, hold on. Is this the plant man? No, I can't. Can we just quickly tell that story?

• 36:50Speaker 02

  Okay, okay.

• 36:50Alex Cooper?

  You're fucked up. You had a very long date.

• 36:53Speaker 02

  I go on a very long first date with this guy. Eight hours. And we're drinking at a bar and I just moved and I'm telling him like, he's like, "What'd you do earlier that day?" And I'm like, "Oh, I went plant shopping and like, I got myself a new plant."

• 37:10Alex Cooper?

  Naturally.

• 37:10Speaker 02

  And he's like, "Oh, well, like, I'm moving tomorrow and like, I don't know what to do with my plants." Like, "Do you want to come and like, get all of my plants?" And like, "You can have all of my plants." And I'm like, "Fantastic."

• 37:21Alex Cooper?

  And you're drunk, you're like, "Free plants? Are you fucking kidding me?" Yes. So then what happens though?

• 37:29Speaker 02

  So I go over and I end up leaving and I don't leave with the plants. But then the next day...

• 37:33Alex Cooper?

  And he gave you a foot massage.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 37:37Alex Cooper?

  No, can I just tell that part? It's so good, Lauren, it's so good. This man's gonna love this.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  You think?

• 37:44Alex Cooper?

  Lauren, he's gonna love it. And it's not even like, offensive, it's hilarious. So what, and tell me, correct me if I'm wrong.

• 37:52Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 37:53Alex Cooper?

  Lauren says she's in this man's apartment. They're having a nightcap. A nightcap! You've been on seven dates at this point in one night. And Lauren sits down. And how does he ask for your foot? Wait, does he just take your foot?

• 38:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, he just grabs it.

• 38:10Alex Cooper?

  He grabs her feet to which she's like this?

• 38:15Alex Cooper?

  And Lauren in her head was like, please, for the love of God, no, no, no, I hope he doesn't have a foot fetish. Please don't have a foot fetish. Please don't have a foot fetish. He takes off her sock, takes off the other sock.

• 38:29Speaker 02

  Thank God I had a pedicure.

• 38:31Alex Cooper?

  And he starts massaging her feet. And what do you do in that moment? Like, oh.

• 38:38Alex Cooper?

  I guess you're fucked up. So it's like.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was drunk at that point. I was just like, oh, okay. I think I was just in my head, like, please don't pop a toe in your mouth. Please don't pop a toe in your mouth.

• 38:51Alex Cooper?

  Honestly, that is like a dream. If a man's gonna massage, I get it. On a first date, it's a little much. But a man that's willing to give acts of service.

• 39:00Speaker 02

  Guys, I've been out there. I've been having experiences.

• 39:02Alex Cooper?

  No, she's living. So then the next morning, you wake up, because you don't sleep there.

• 39:06Speaker 02

  I leave.

• 39:07Alex Cooper?

  You don't hook up like more than a make out.

• 39:09Speaker 02

  No.

• 39:09Alex Cooper?

  You get home and then, and then, and then she wakes up in the morning and he shows up to your apartment with like forty five plants.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  Guys, I have really nice plants now. Like, I have so many plants, like, I don't know what to do with them.

• 39:25Alex Cooper?

  No, and plants are expensive, like, good plants.

• 39:27Speaker 02

  Yes, and they're like, they came with pots.

• 39:29Alex Cooper?

  Oh, my God.

• 39:30Speaker 02

  And like, I've never owned this many plants now. And like, now, like, I feel like I'm like, a plant mom.

• 39:35Alex Cooper?

  So did he just leave Chicago? He's gone?

• 39:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. He doesn't live in Chicago anymore.

• 39:41Alex Cooper?

  Here's the thing, diamonds, plants, it's all in the same realm, okay? If you can get something from a first date, you're winning. You got a foot massage and plants.

• 39:49Speaker 02

  He brought me cheese knives, too.

• 39:50Alex Cooper?

  What? So he just gave you all the shit that he was getting rid of? Here's the thing, I'm really proud of you. I feel like you're having good experiences. But you need, I agree, I think you are.

• 40:00Speaker 02

  How fast do you think you, like, when should I, like, start cutting it?

• 40:03Alex Cooper?

  To be fair, I feel like back in the day.

• 40:05Speaker 02

  Three hours is fair?

• 40:06Alex Cooper?

  Three hours is a long fucking time, Lauren. But here's the thing, I do think when you're single, there's also something to be said about, like, on a Wednesday night, on a Thursday night, if you didn't have plans with your girlfriends, like, yeah, I guess you could be home, like, reading Akatar, but like.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  I finished it.

• 40:23Alex Cooper?

  Oh, well, then, exactly. So like, what the fuck else are you doing? We read our fucking series. You're done binging our shows, like. But the point is, is you, I feel like. I feel like you are someone that like you like to hang out with people.

• 40:37Speaker 02

  I think that's also the thing. Like I've been really fortunate. Like all the dates I've gone on, like while there might not have been like enough chemistry to go on a second date, like they're all like lovely people.

• 40:47Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, and you're like getting to know them.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  And like, and myself.

• 40:51Alex Cooper?

  Period. Okay, Lauren, this is my advice to you. Number one, if you're going on a weekday date, do you do those often?

• 40:59Speaker 02

  I never do Friday or Saturday. I'm a big Sunday date person.

• 41:03Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so I feel like if you're doing either a Sunday or you're doing a weekday thing, I think that, because I was gonna say go for drinks, but like make them fucking pay for a good dinner. Like get yourself a good steak and fill up, you know what I mean? So I think, because I get it when people are like, just go for drinks, it's easier to get out of.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I've been doing that, that I'm like having drinks for three hours and now I'm like, I'm really hungry, so I might as well eat.

• 41:23Alex Cooper?

  Exactly. So I think, I already know you and I was the same, like go for the fucking dinner.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:28Alex Cooper?

  I do think you can always say, like, I have an early morning tomorrow, and I know that's not that fun, but you're still gonna like have a drink and you're gonna hang. I do think you just have to almost cut yourself though, because what I also recognize is first dates are so fun, but you don't want to blow your fucking load in the first date where like you almost are kind of like, I don't really need anything more. We kind of talked about everything, like what else is there to do almost? I've had those dates where I'm like, that was so fun, but I almost don't need to like see this person again because I don't see a future with them and I kind of know everything about them now, like it's over.

• 42:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:00Alex Cooper?

  I think you want to still feel like you have more questions about someone. So I would say you just have to eat at the normal fucking pace. And by the third fucking course, Lauren, get the fucking check and go home. But you're going for nightcaps.

• 42:14Speaker 02

  That's where I need to cut it off.

• 42:15Alex Cooper?

  You need to cut it off.

• 42:16Speaker 02

  No, no nightcaps after dinner.

• 42:18Alex Cooper?

  No. Okay, what's the other problem you're going with?

• 42:20Speaker 02

  I keep thinking that everyone's trying to kiss me goodbye and they're not. And so like they're going for a goodbye hug and I kiss them and it's really fucking awkward.

• 42:29Alex Cooper?

  So you're the problem. Lauren's like, they're not trying to kiss me, but I feel like it, so I go in for it first. I think what you have, that is actually so fucking fair.

• 42:38Speaker 02

  One was so bad, I literally ran away and got in the Uber.

• 42:41Alex Cooper?

  Wait, what happened?

• 42:42Speaker 02

  Like he, we were like going for the hug and like I thought like he was like gonna try to kiss me, so I'd go and I'd kiss him and it was just like, and I literally, my Uber was there and I literally just like turned around and I just get in the Uber. I don't say anything, I just turn around.

• 42:56Alex Cooper?

  You just speed away?

• 42:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:58Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:59Alex Cooper?

  Okay, no, no, this is what I think you need to do, which I actually completely agree. First dates, when you're vibing with someone, also like, I like a first date make out, because I like to be like, maybe if the conversation was like, average or mid, the make out, if it's so good, it makes you be like, maybe I'll go on a second date with you, you know what I mean? Like, that's an added point, like, are you sexually attracted to the person?

• 43:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:21Alex Cooper?

  So I'm all for a little make out on the first date, but if you don't want to do the make out, I think,

• 43:28Speaker 02

  Well, I've been initiating all of these and they've been like, what are you doing?

• 43:32Alex Cooper?

  But, Lauren, I think you need to, when you go to hug them goodbye, you need to hug, I can't believe we're doing this, hug, and then it's a, it's a hug, yeah, it's a one, two, whatever the fuck hug.

• 43:47Speaker 02

  Grab their butt.

• 43:48Alex Cooper?

  And then grab the ass and kind of finger the dingleberries and kind of pinch his asshole hair. No, no. You hug and the minute you're done with the hug, you kind of, you turn your head away from them and you kind of pull back. You're probably kind of doing a linger.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  I hug, okay, ready, hug me. I hug?

• 44:12Alex Cooper?

  Okay, you hug.

• 44:14Speaker 02

  And then I make eye contact.

• 44:16Alex Cooper?

  Lauren, Lauren, you're literally in my nostril hair, you literally are, no, Lauren.

• 44:23Speaker 02

  Okay, wait, I have a solution.

• 44:25Alex Cooper?

  You have to go like this, you go like this, and then you go like that. Have you ever hugged an uncle?

• 44:35Speaker 02

  Okay, wait, so, so this was really distressing me and I was talking to my one guy friend in Chicago, I'm like, has this ever happened to you? Like, this is an epidemic over here for me. And he's like, Lauren, here's my rule that I live hard and fast by. On the first date, if the ki- if a kiss does not happen during the actual date, he's like, "I never kiss goodbye."

• 44:57Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  Because a goodbye kiss, there's so much pressure and it's so forced. So he was like, now sit, and he's like, so like if you're like sitting.

• 45:04Alex Cooper?

  We're doing a tutorial.

• 45:06Speaker 02

  If you're like sitting and like talking, and he's like, if your like knees are touching, like you go in for the kiss during the date, like then, normal, natural chemistry. But he's like, if it doesn't happen on the actual date, never on the goodbye.

• 45:17Alex Cooper?

  Okay, that's, this is, this is good confirmation. So here's the thing, though. I'm gonna rebuttal a tiny bit.

• 45:22Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 45:23Alex Cooper?

  The goodbye, if it's the literal goodbye, when you are like,

• 45:28Speaker 02

  Uber's ready.

• 45:28Alex Cooper?

  Here I go. And you're like, hands on the fucking taxi cab or Uber. You're like, "I guess I'm going now." And he's like, "Bye?" Yeah, get in the fucking car, okay? You're trying to like elongate to a four hour situation, like, "Just one more nightcap? I don't wanna go home just yet." But I think, for example, after dinner, Matt and I on our first date, it was a back alley makeout.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 45:52Alex Cooper?

  How I knew it was gonna be a back alley makeout is there was a lot of sexual tension throughout the dinner.

• 45:59Speaker 02

  Okay, this is my mistake. There's no sexual chemistry or no sexual tension, and then I try to plan a kiss on him.

• 46:05Alex Cooper?

  Lauren, Lauren, Lauren.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  This is good. This is good info.

• 46:13Alex Cooper?

  So you're just not reading the fucking room?

• 46:15Speaker 02

  I don't know what I'm doing.

• 46:16Alex Cooper?

  No, I think you're just having fun.

• 46:18Speaker 02

  I'm trying to give them a good time.

• 46:20Alex Cooper?

  No, and you're having fun. And you're having fun, you're a sexual being, you're seeing if you can.

• 46:27Speaker 02

  Maybe I'm too like pent up.

• 46:32Alex Cooper?

  You're kinda like, you're kinda looking at them like legs open, like, this man is like, we literally fought at dinner and our views are completely different.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  We literally talked about like politics and like your job and like, there was nothing sexual going on.

• 46:47Alex Cooper?

  Lauren?

• 46:48Speaker 02

  I'm not doing that, don't worry.

• 46:49Alex Cooper?

  No, no, no. Listen, I think it's so fucking attractive when the woman makes the first move. However. You know, we don't want you to get a reputation around Chicago. They're like, yeah, this fucking bitch. I need to clean up my act. You gotta get it together. No, have fucking fun. But no, I think if it's at the end of the night, there's something really steamy and hot about this built. But to be fair, on my first date with Matt, he literally reached across the table at one point and held my hand and he was like, can I kiss you yet? So we had been talking. Love that. I know, that was like fucking hot. And I literally was like, no. Okay, so that's a really good tangible example Yes. of tension and chemistry. He's like touching me. He's like, hold my hand. He was like, can I kiss you yet? I said, no.

• 47:31Alex Cooper?

  So I knew we were gonna kiss. If this man is given, it is a job interview through and through, and he's trying to network, baby, and this is giving more LinkedIn. Yeah, I think you don't give them the kiss. Don't plant one on them. Don't plant one. Unless you're in the mood and you're horny that night. You know what? Bring him fucking back. Rarely are men gonna be like, no, no, no, no. I don't wanna see you and your vibrator tonight in your bed. Like, alright, like, I think you gotta decide what you wanna do. I'm so excited that you're thriving and you're single. Honestly, you're gonna find your guy.

• 48:17Alex Cooper?

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• 49:02Alex Cooper?

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• 50:19Alex Cooper?

  Lauren brought a game.

• 50:20Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 50:20Alex Cooper?

  She's fun.

• 50:21Speaker 02

  I brought a game.

• 50:22Alex Cooper?

  Do you do this on your dates?

• 50:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I played Connect Four for like an hour and a half on one of them.

• 50:27Alex Cooper?

  What? Lauren, Connect Four? Where the fuck did you find a Connect Four thing?

• 50:31Speaker 02

  At a bar.

• 50:32Alex Cooper?

  Oh my God, I thought you like brought them back to your apartment.

• 50:36Speaker 02

  No.

• 50:36Alex Cooper?

  Okay, wait, that's cute.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, cute, cute. I love games.

• 50:39Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  Okay, so I have a game and it's New Year's theme since today is

• 50:45Alex Cooper?

  New Year, new us.

• 50:46Speaker 02

  New Year's Day. And it's stuff, things that people normally do during the new year.

• 50:51Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 50:52Speaker 02

  And we, I'm going to name them.

• 50:54Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 50:55Speaker 02

  And then if you could see yourself doing it in the new year, have a drink.

• 50:59Alex Cooper?

  Wow.

• 51:00Speaker 02

  Um, go back to your natural hair color.

• 51:03Alex Cooper?

  Absolutely not.

• 51:05Speaker 02

  Oh, I'll drink. I'm kind of doing that right now.

• 51:07Alex Cooper?

  By choice or by?

• 51:12Alex Cooper?

  Or did someone fuck your hair off?

• 51:15Speaker 02

  I'm a little darker than I would like to be right now.

• 51:18Alex Cooper?

  Lauren has been crying. We can't, we can't. Okay, we're both not going natural. No, fuck that shit.

• 51:24Speaker 02

  When's the last time you had your natural hair color?

• 51:26Alex Cooper?

  Never. I have put in so much fucking work.

• 51:28Speaker 02

  No, actually though, when was the last? No one will ever know. When was the last time you had your natural hair color?

• 51:31Alex Cooper?

  High school, not even.

• 51:32Speaker 02

  Not even.

• 51:33Alex Cooper?

  Eighth grade.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  When did you first dye your hair?

• 51:34Alex Cooper?

  Summer going into freshman year of high school, and I will never fucking go back, bitch. And you will never see with my natural hair unless there's a gun to my fucking head. And even when I'm fucking pregnant one day, wig's up in this bitch. Okay, next?

• 51:47Speaker 02

  Okay. Take a drink if you would. Get a dog in the new year.

• 51:52Alex Cooper?

  Oh my god, Matt literally will kill me. I make jokes to Matt being like...

• 51:55Speaker 02

  I could see you getting a third.

• 51:56Alex Cooper?

  Do we want a third? And he's like, "You are mentally unstable if you think we need a third." Matt's like, "Give me a fucking baby before another fucking dog." Fair. I don't think we need another third dog.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  I would fucking love nothing more than a dog, but I live in an apartment building. I travel too much.

• 52:11Alex Cooper?

  No dog.

• 52:11Speaker 02

  No dog for me.

• 52:12Alex Cooper?

  No dog for right now.

• 52:13Speaker 02

  I just live off Bruce.

• 52:14Alex Cooper?

  Yes, you love Bruce.

• 52:15Speaker 02

  Take a drink if you would go on a solo trip in the new year. I will drink to that.

• 52:20Alex Cooper?

  I'm too scared. Like, I can't. Everything in my body, our best friend Kristen goes on solo trips all the time.

• 52:28Speaker 02

  She just got back from an 11-day in Nicaragua.

• 52:30Alex Cooper?

  And I literally looked at her and I'm like, "You are everything I want to be, Kristen, but there isn't a bone in my body that could get myself on a plane and go somewhere and not think that there is a man gonna come through that door to kill and harm me." Like, I can't go on a solo trip. I'm too scared.

• 52:47Speaker 02

  It's on my, like, little, short bucket list that I have before I get in a relationship. I think that would be a good experience for me. Like, I kinda wanna follow in Kristen's footsteps and do, like, a surfing retreat, but the issue is the last time I went surfing, I broke my foot.

• 52:59Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, like, you're gonna go, maybe you'll go on a solo, but like, I'm gonna have someone trailing you. Like, I'm gonna get you a security guard or something. I'm just so, it sucks being a fucking woman.

• 53:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:10Alex Cooper?

  Like, it fucking sucks that we have to think about that shit. Like, I remember at one point, I said to a guy at one point, like, I could never go on a solo trip. And they were like, "Why?" And I was like, "Why do you think?" And they're like, "I literally don't know." And I'm like, oh, okay, that's the difference between men, man and woman. Continue.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  Have a drink if you would get a tattoo in the new year.

• 53:32Alex Cooper?

  Absolutely not.

• 53:33Speaker 02

  I think if you see me getting a tattoo, it's like a little bit of like a pink flag that I'm having a minty bee.

• 53:37Alex Cooper?

  Oh, I think that's like a fucking blazing red flag, Lauren. That's not pink. You.

• 53:42Speaker 02

  Not like for anyone, but like for me, for me personally.

• 53:44Alex Cooper?

  No, no, no. If you're getting a tattoo, I know I gotta somehow find a way to contact your therapist. No, I think we're not tattoo girls. We've just never been.

• 53:54Speaker 02

  I don't have a single tattoo. You don't have a single tattoo. You would pass out because you can't do needles.

• 53:58Alex Cooper?

  I literally before, when I heard that vvv, I would just literally pass out.

• 54:02Speaker 02

  Okay, but like gun to your head, you had to get a tattoo, like right now, like what would you get?

• 54:08Alex Cooper?

  This is why I know I should never get a tattoo is because like, literally if there was a gun to my head, I'm telling you, I have nothing. I have nothing I would want to permanently put on my body. I have nothing. Nothing.

• 54:21Speaker 02

  I've like lightly thought about it and I'm like, like maybe like something to honor my dad, but like, I don't want to be the girl with the dead dad tattoo.

• 54:27Alex Cooper?

  No, I think you can just like, look at pics and pray to him.

• 54:34Speaker 02

  R.I.P. Papa.

• 54:36Alex Cooper?

  Love you, Rob. Yeah, no, I don't think we're tattoo girls.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  No. Okay.

• 54:40Alex Cooper?

  I love you, Papa.

• 54:45Alex Cooper?

  If only your dad knew. Love you, Papa.

• 54:49Speaker 02

  Um, have a drink if you would get Botox in the new year.

• 54:53Alex Cooper?

  Please, multiple drinks. Fucking facelift coming soon, I hope. No, I'm just kidding.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  I've never gotten Botox, but I want to.

• 55:01Alex Cooper?

  I've got enough for both of us.

• 55:03Speaker 02

  And I'm gonna do it when I visit you in L.A. because I want to do like, I don't want someone to like fuck me up. Like, I think you can, I've seen some eyebrows go a little skew.

• 55:11Alex Cooper?

  Oh, I've had it. Trust me. Go back to my Forbes conference. I wanted to fucking end it all. I think that you should absolutely, when you feel ready, get Botox in your forehead. It literally makes your skin look so nice. Also, there is a trend right now and I am, I am so interested. I, I know the certain celebrities that have done it. I've been zooming in, zooming in. There is a trend right now of the lower facelift that everyone is getting.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  What is that?

• 55:34Alex Cooper?

  It's like, you just, you're not old enough to get the full facelift. So, all these celebrities are getting these lower facelifts that it just pulls it basically from. A little lower than like right where your nose kind of is ending and they just pull everything up. So whenever you see these people on the red carpet and it's like their jaw looks so fucking snatched. One, I've heard that they're getting these things injected to give them a nicer jawline. It's like literally a fake implant thing of a jaw.

• 55:58Speaker 02

  Like filler or like?

• 55:59Alex Cooper?

  An actual fake thing, apparently.

• 56:01Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 56:01Alex Cooper?

  And then on top of that, they're snatching it with a facelift. So I'm not getting one, but like, when do we get facelifts? At like 50, 60? Oh, sooner.

• 56:10Speaker 02

  Sooner.

• 56:11Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so we'll go together. Matt will drop us off when we're like.

• 56:14Speaker 02

  Matt will take care of us.

• 56:15Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:16Speaker 02

  I'll just still be third wheeling you guys.

• 56:17Alex Cooper?

  No, it'll be perfect. We'll all get facelifts together. Matt's like, I don't want one. I'm like, you're getting one. Okay, so yes, botox in the future, obviously.

• 56:24Speaker 02

  Okay, have a drink in the new year if you would try ayahuasca.

• 56:30Alex Cooper?

  Absolutely not.

• 56:31Speaker 02

  Like, I'm curious, like, I think it sounds really intense.

• 56:35Alex Cooper?

  I don't want to shit my pants. Like, I already do it enough. I don't want to shit and throw up. And you know me with drugs.

• 56:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:43Alex Cooper?

  I'm not a drug girl.

• 56:44Speaker 02

  I think I could handle it.

• 56:46Alex Cooper?

  You could handle it. You and Kristen could do ayahuasca together.

• 56:50Speaker 02

  But it's, it sounds int- like, what do you think? Say you wouldn't shit your pants.

• 56:58Speaker 02

  What spiritual journey do you think you would go on, go on in your ayahuasca journey?

• 57:03Alex Cooper?

  Oh, my fucking god. Like, I know this is like lame to say, but like, I'm just not that type of person. Like, if I have a problem, I literally just like, I address it head on quickly and I keep it moving. Like, I don't feel like I'm someone that's like, the nature and the sand and I need to put my feet in the ground and hit the sand. Like, I don't know. I feel like I'm every week.

• 57:24Speaker 02

  Would you like talk to Nana, maybe?

• 57:26Alex Cooper?

  No, I don't give a shit about my grandma. Like, I love her, but I wouldn't be like, Nana, like, I love, but no, I give a shit about her, but not in that way. I wouldn't be like, Nana. Like, my Nana died. I had a great life with her. She was awesome. I loved her, but like, I don't need to talk to her. I guess I would like to know if she's like sitting in Mercury. We always wondered if she was like bad behaved that she never got straight up to heaven.

• 57:48Speaker 02

  Not Mercury, me, purgatory.

• 57:50Alex Cooper?

  Oh, my god. Oh, my god. I'm not even drinking. No, I always wondered, like, is Nana?

• 57:56Speaker 02

  Did Nana make it out?

• 57:56Alex Cooper?

  Nana's definitely in heaven at this point. She went through some trauma. I have no interest in talking to my grandmother. I mean, it wouldn't be bad, but like, I just don't think I'd be like, I need to go through drugs to do that. You know what I mean? So I, I think for me.

• 58:09Speaker 02

  No ayahuasca on the docket.

• 58:10Alex Cooper?

  I don't think I need that. What, what do you, who, would you connect with? Your dad?

• 58:13Speaker 02

  Like, not to be the dead dad girl, but like.

• 58:15Alex Cooper?

  I know, but would you want to?

• 58:17Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 58:17Alex Cooper?

  Like, do you want to, like, connect?

• 58:19Speaker 02

  Like, that sounds like it could ruin my life.

• 58:21Alex Cooper?

  You're like, I kind of want to keep him where I kept him.

• 58:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:24Alex Cooper?

  I feel like we're not going on that journey.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  I don't see ayahuasca in the next year for me.

• 58:30Alex Cooper?

  But if you do, come and sit down and talk to us about it.

• 58:32Speaker 02

  I will, I'll let you guys know.

• 58:33Alex Cooper?

  Perfect, thanks.

• 58:37Alex Cooper?

  Wait, do you talk to dead people on ayahuasca?

• 58:39Speaker 02

  No, I think on ayahuasca, you confront whatever demons you haven't confronted. And maybe that's having a conversation with a dead person who you feel you didn't have closure with.

• 58:48Alex Cooper?

  No, Nana's definitely not haunting me. But now that I think about it, who is dead and haunting me? I guess no one. So I guess, oh, confront the demons, like.

• 58:58Speaker 02

  Like a demon, your inner demons. Do you have any inner demons that you want to talk to us about today?

• 59:07Alex Cooper?

  Oh, my God. You know.

• 59:12Alex Cooper?

  Happy New Year, everyone. This is not the episode to talk about that. No, I've got some demons, but like, I don't want to face them.

• 59:18Speaker 02

  You want to keep them locked up today?

• 59:20Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, pent that shit up.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 59:21Alex Cooper?

  Lock it away.

• 59:22Speaker 02

  Demons are staying locked up for the year 2025.

• 59:24Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, we'll connect back maybe in 2026. Let that shit rip.

• 59:28Speaker 02

  That's the year of confronting demons.

• 59:29Alex Cooper?

  Love, love, love.

• 59:30Speaker 02

  Um.

• 59:30Alex Cooper?

  Is that it?

• 59:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, do you have a New Year's resolution?

• 59:33Alex Cooper?

  I have no New Year's resolutions. I will be honest. I have so many fucking goals that I am setting for myself with regard to, um, work and career. And I feel like I've never felt more motivated.

• 59:54Alex Cooper?

  And excited for this year. I feel like there's been so many changes that are coming in a fabulous way. I'm gonna roll out a bunch of new stuff with Sirius XM that's gonna give the Daddy Gang more content, which is very exciting. And I know I've been saying that for a while, guys, but it's coming. It's just basically it's starting in February essentially. So I haven't been able to talk about it because you guys know I love a good little tease and I love a good little promotion and that I love a good little drop to get your panties fucking wet. So I have a lot of things I'm excited to give to the Daddy Gang because they have been so supportive

• 1:00:34Alex Cooper?

  of me and this show and I wouldn't be here without them. So I think 2025 is gonna be the year of doing everything for the Daddy Gang and connecting with as many people as I humanly possibly can. And that's literally why I'm coming out with this drink. Like when I think of the unwell lifestyle, I totally see people online being like, "I don't want to be unwell in my 30s." And I'm like, "Me either. Me either at all." But unfortunately, like, life isn't fucking perfect. We're all fucking exhausted, whether it's from work, or you're drinking, or you're sober, or your life is fucked, or you're exhausted from work, or it's just life.

• 1:01:14Speaker 02

  Children.

• 1:01:14Alex Cooper?

  Children, single, dating, kissing random men like Lauren. Like, we're all a little fucking unwell. And I think this drink was just like another extension of what the Daddy Gang and I have built, is this community. And now to be able to like physically hold something that can help people when they're feeling shitty, I'm like, "That's pretty fucking cool." And I never knew what the first thing that I would come out with would be. And now this feels so natural to me, having been an athlete my whole life. Hydration has been in my life my whole life, but I also am not a fucking athlete anymore. And I sit on my fucking ass more than I work out. And I want something that doesn't make me feel like shit if I didn't hit the gym that day.

• 1:01:55Alex Cooper?

  Or you can have it in the gym. So it's available, guys, now in Target. If you want to go buy it and try it, it's so yummy. Lauren, what did you say about it when you tried the cocktail version?

• 1:02:05Speaker 02

  I had many cocktail versions at the launch party in New York, but like those were like just like a bartender making them. This, I just poured tequila and the strawberry and it blends so well.

• 1:02:19Alex Cooper?

  And Lauren goes, Alex, this is gonna be the cocktail at my wedding.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:24Alex Cooper?

  I'm gonna sponsor your wedding.

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  Unwell hydration sponsoring my wedding.

• 1:02:28Alex Cooper?

  I will stock you up, but no, I'm really excited and yeah, I think 2025 is gonna be a great year. How do you feel about 2025?

• 1:02:35Speaker 02

  I ended 2024 making a really, really hard decision to end my relationship.

• 1:02:43Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:43Speaker 02

  That I'm really proud of, so I want to go into 2025 not settling and being really, really fucking intentional. And not getting antsy, not getting impatient, not feeling like shit about myself and just taking my time. And just not settling, that's my.

• 1:03:03Alex Cooper?

  I love that for you.

• 1:03:04Speaker 02

  That's my.

• 1:03:05Alex Cooper?

  I love that for you so much. I also think, personal wise for 2025, like I feel like Matt and I are in such a good place. And we always joke, like we, you know, like we love working. We are so passionate about what we do, but I feel like we did a really good job in 2024. Like being so intentional about the time that we spent together and that had nothing to do with work. So I think I want to take into 2025 what we kind of like laid the groundwork of 2024. Like we can love working and we can be passionate, but what really also matters to me is my relationship with my husband. And I think I want to continue to be so intentional about the moments where we are offline and quiet

• 1:03:46Alex Cooper?

  and go and have good sex at a resort and enjoy our time together. And yeah, I'm really excited.

• 1:03:53Speaker 02

  I'm excited for two.

• 1:03:55Alex Cooper?

  So Lauren and I are about to go to a bar. Um, that's why Lauren was pre-gaming. I was like taking a break because my fucking throat was hurting, but now I'm gonna start ramping it up. Let's have a little fucking tequila and unwell hydration. And I really hope, daddy gang, that you, listen, if you were someone that was at home by yourself on New Year's Eve. I have been there, I have cried in my bed and been like, this is the worst fucking New Year's Eve of my life. And a lot of times I feel like those nights are what leads you to the best fucking year yet. Because there's nowhere to go but up. And I know it sounds depressing, but like I have fucking been there through the trenches, sobbing, laying in my fucking childhood bed, being like, I'm a loser, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing next. And it's only up from there, so if you're at a low right now.

• 1:04:41Alex Cooper?

  Trust me when I say, bitch, this is your fucking year. Let's get it. If you were someone that had the best fucking time, I'm so happy for you that you have people around you that you're able to just enjoy your life with these people. And keep investing in your friends. Don't center a man or whatever to your life. Like, make sure you're giving all of the energy to all of your relationships. I feel like that's another thing in 2025, like, we've been so good about.

• 1:05:07Speaker 02

  You've been so intentional. I was even talking about you to, like, my Chicago friends. And I was just like, I really admire, like, you've been so intentional with your relationships this past year.

• 1:05:17Alex Cooper?

  Well, I love you. And Lauren and I are gonna go eat some burgers and get a little tipsy-whipsy, so...

• 1:05:24Speaker 02

  We're at altitude, baby.

• 1:05:25Alex Cooper?

  Oh, yeah. I love you all. This is about to be the best fucking year yet, bitches. I will see you fuckers next Wednesday. Goodbye.

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