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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:45Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:51Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 1:00Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 1:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 1:08Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 1:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:25Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:38Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like I love everyone, but like.

• 1:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:42Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 2:03Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 2:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 2:07Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 2:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a T-shirt for real.

• 2:13Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:25Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:26Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:28Hannah Berner?

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• 2:41Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:42Hannah Berner?

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• 3:28Hannah Berner?

  Start your search with cars.com. Where to next?

• 3:33Hannah Berner?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:35Speaker 03

  Gary, fix the wifi.

• 3:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Manifest that shit.

• 3:38Speaker 03

  We can't be managed.

• 3:43Speaker 03

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:46Hannah Berner?

  What's up, my green gigglers?

• 3:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, low effort today, but we'll try again next week. You know, it's crazy that you've actually been doing that for like, what, 450 episodes?

• 4:00Hannah Berner?

  I don't know if you could tell, but I don't prepare it. I see if it comes. Well, I was gonna say sour grape, and then I think I've said that before. And then I was gonna say, I don't know, I don't want to get you guys into my thought process.

• 4:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, cuz it's it's extreme.

• 4:15Hannah Berner?

  My whole process. How are you?

• 4:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm good. How are you? It's a rainy, disgusting day.

• 4:22Hannah Berner?

  I know.

• 4:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it.

• 4:23Hannah Berner?

  Honestly, it's like romantic.

• 4:25Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just, I love New York City when it rains. Cuz no one goes outside, everyone's home.

• 4:32Hannah Berner?

  Can I say something controversial?

• 4:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 4:34Hannah Berner?

  I've talked about leaves.

• 4:35Paige DeSorbo?

  You're right. You have a personal gripe against foliage?

• 4:39Hannah Berner?

  I just think like, they're all like, everything's good, and then it gets cold, and they're like, I'm just gonna kill myself. Like, it just seems kind of dramatic. Like, there's other ways to go about life than just chucking yourself off the tree.

• 4:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I really feel like we have like the same experience every day, just in different fonts. Because I was driving down the West Side Highway this morning before it started raining, and I was just like, fall in New York City is so gorgeous.

• 5:08Hannah Berner?

  So gorgeous.

• 5:09Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so beautiful. And then one day, it's just like, you know what?

• 5:14Hannah Berner?

  Haunted.

• 5:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Dirt. Dirt for all on the sidewalks.

• 5:19Hannah Berner?

  The leaves, there's coping mechanisms. You don't have to go from just green to dead. Like, let's like, discuss some EMDR. Like, maybe there's something you could do.

• 5:29Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what I've noticed? That when we start the pod, we do like the first five minutes of like, hey, just like, how's the weather? Like, as if we're working in an office. And we've just like met each other at our desk, and then like in five minutes, we're like,

• 5:44Hannah Berner?

  Tell me about the family.

• 5:45Paige DeSorbo?

  And then she had an abortion, and he didn't know. We're like, wait, what?

• 5:49Hannah Berner?

  In the beginning, we stay light, okay? Cuz we don't know if this people's first time listening. We don't wanna freak them off immediately. I mean, we did make a pretty serious joke there, but.

• 6:00Hannah Berner?

  We had a fun weekend.

• 6:01Paige DeSorbo?

  We had such a fun weekend.

• 6:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah performed at Carnegie Hall, which was, what had did that feel?

• 6:09Hannah Berner?

  It was regal, it was elegant. I was joking that my Nana was like, I saw Frank Sinatra here. Why are you here?

• 6:18Paige DeSorbo?

  One of my favorite things about Hannah, about you performing is how everyone in your like immediate family also prepares for your performance. Like your mom is captain of the ship, calm, cool, collected, literally throw anything at her. She's like, I've actually already figured that out 10 minutes ago. You're late on it. Yeah. Your dad, happy to be involved.

• 6:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Trying to make a little sad comment. What time do you think we're getting out of here? Are there snacks? What have you been up to? Easy chill guy.

• 6:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Nana and Papa, Nana, all about Nana. And we love to see it. Off the shoulder. She's like, is the photographer taking pictures yet? And no one said anything about my red dress. I think that's rude. Papa, just like in a pure delight. Dez is my favorite person to observe in this situation. Cause he doesn't go until it's like a big moment. It's, it's actually like the largest man in the room, having the largest emotions. First off, I walk into the green room and it was as if, it was silent. It was as if you were already performing in the hair and makeup chair. They're like, we've never seen this before. It's like 15 people just watching Hannah get hair and makeup. They've never seen me look good before. They were like, what is going?

• 7:36Paige DeSorbo?

  My dad actually didn't understand what fake hair was. I look at Dez, Dez is in a full gray neoprene matching sweatsuit. He looks like a retired henchman. Like he literally, if someone said, you have a gun on you, I'd be like, yeah, obviously he does. He's protecting the whole room. I got a guy, he's the guy. He was the guy. That night, he was the guy. So he got this full Lululemon set and I said, he looked like Travis Kelce.

• 8:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Then somebody said, I forget who it was. It was either like Ally or Caroline was like, why do you look like a Russian gymnastics coach? There were just so many different things that he looked like in that moment. So he's like so anxious before you go out. Okay. He's literally pacing. He's up. He's moving around. He's switched his seat like 10 times.

• 8:26Hannah Berner?

  Yep.

• 8:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Finally, you leave, you go out on stage, you're there. We're in the green room, we're watching you on TV. I'm like, surely he's like calmed down because other people are like talking in the green room. So like, we're listening to you, but like every other joke, someone's like saying something in a conversation gets brought up. So in my head, I'm like, he's calmed down. Like, let me just check.

• 8:45Hannah Berner?

  I'm on stage, everything's flowing.

• 8:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Make sure he's calmed down. We're sitting next to each other, mind you. I turn my head and I start saying, are you more, I was gonna say, are you more relaxed?

• 9:01Hannah Berner?

  He's praying.

• 9:03Paige DeSorbo?

  He has his head back, his eyes closed, and I could tell he's really focused on the pattern of his breath work.

• 9:13Paige DeSorbo?

  You've been out there for 20 minutes already. You're literally crushing it.

• 9:16Hannah Berner?

  No one threw a tomato yet.

• 9:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I go, are you? I go, okay, never mind. You're not more relaxed. He goes, Tari. I was just, I was just zoning in. I was meditating. I was like, it was actually the most romantic thing I've actually ever witnessed.

• 9:30Hannah Berner?

  Thank you. So this man, the most romantic thing he ever said to me, because at one point, like, he gets nervous before my shows. And I started to take offense to it. I was like, babe, I got this. Like, this is the one time.

• 9:40Paige DeSorbo?

  As if you like couldn't, you were taking it as if like, he doesn't think I can do it.

• 9:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I'm like, this is the one time in my life I feel like myself and I feel confident. Anywhere else, get nervous. Me at the DMV, get fucking nervous. This, I could handle. And he's like, no, it's just, I can't watch people I care about perform. And I was like, you sweet, sweet anxious man. Um, so that's his thing. He literally, I was in the bathroom and he starts knocking on the door. I'm like, what's, what's going on?

• 10:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he came in like three times. He was like, did Hannah come in here? Did you see Hannah? I was like, what?

• 10:10Hannah Berner?

  I was just in the bathroom.

• 10:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Who cares?

• 10:12Hannah Berner?

  I go to the bathroom like eight times. I know, you're like, no.

• 10:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, they just brought ginger ale. Who cares?

• 10:17Hannah Berner?

  I opened the bathroom. I'm like, what's going on? Is Nana okay? And he's like, there's an elevator. You gotta get on the elevator.

• 10:24Paige DeSorbo?

  There were two entrances to the bathroom. I think you went out one as he was going in.

• 10:29Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 10:29Paige DeSorbo?

  And he turned, he was like, didn't Hannah just go in here? I was like.

• 10:33Hannah Berner?

  Look, I keep them in on his toes.

• 10:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:35Hannah Berner?

  He never knows what's gonna happen. I think the adrenaline is healthy in our relationship. You don't want guys to ever feel too calm around you.

• 10:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, then there was a moment where you had ordered pasta, like, prior to the show and you hadn't eaten it. Yes, and it was still in the container. I don't know why me and your family collectively just started guessing what kind of pasta you ordered until your mom opened it to see, like, if we were all right.

• 11:03Hannah Berner?

  That's the most Italian shit, by the way.

• 11:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Your mom's like, she definitely got vodka sauce. And I was like, I'm going.

• 11:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm going meat sauce.

• 11:09Hannah Berner?

  I didn't end up eating that pasta.

• 11:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I know.

• 11:12Hannah Berner?

  It was literally my emotional support pasta, like, emergency pasta.

• 11:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Nana almost ate it and then she looked, she goes, no.

• 11:21Hannah Berner?

  Johnny, no. My cutting dairy has been a lot more difficult than I thought.

• 11:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 11:26Hannah Berner?

  I, I haven't fully committed to it, but every day I try. Like, in, every day.

• 11:31Paige DeSorbo?

  You just, like, threw that on us.

• 11:33Hannah Berner?

  Well, you had mentioned I have to cut stuff and then people are in my DMs.

• 11:37Paige DeSorbo?

  So every, it's, it's really conscious, like, at every meal, you're like, maybe.

• 11:41Hannah Berner?

  Maybe.

• 11:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Not the extra shredded cheese.

• 11:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, so yesterday I was like, okay, I guess I won't get the, the, like, American cheese omelet. But then I was like, it's goat cheese dairy. And they were like, yeah. And I was like, okay.

• 11:52Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, I guess I won't get the quattro cheese pizza.

• 11:55Hannah Berner?

  So I was supporting goats. Um, and so then I got eggs with no cheese, which was, like, painful.

• 12:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 12:02Hannah Berner?

  Meat, potatoes, and pancakes. Turns out pancakes have dairy and the butter I put on.

• 12:10Hannah Berner?

  So we were walking somewhere, I shit myself. Not like, you guys.

• 12:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Not like full.

• 12:14Hannah Berner?

  Not like full on. I know we have to explain on the pod what's.

• 12:17Paige DeSorbo?

  There's definitely.

• 12:17Hannah Berner?

  There's a range. That was just a regular, like, I stopped at, by the way, Italy, great place.

• 12:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Great bathrooms?

• 12:23Hannah Berner?

  For bathrooms.

• 12:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Awesome.

• 12:24Hannah Berner?

  Um, and then.

• 12:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Centrally located.

• 12:27Hannah Berner?

  Today, for lunch, I was like. I got like chicken with a side of sweet potatoes, so healthy, so boring. And then I got like a kale salad, ate it, it was a kale Caesar, like dairy keeps finding.

• 12:40Paige DeSorbo?

  It finds you.

• 12:41Hannah Berner?

  It finds me and at this point, it sounds like it's not my business.

• 12:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I'm not like, I agree, I'm not getting crazy with, if I, if I turn into someone that's like, I'm sorry, I can't have the Caesar dressing, just shoot me, like truly.

• 12:52Hannah Berner?

  I know, but I guess the whole point of like cutting dairy is like a.

• 12:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually daring it.

• 12:58Hannah Berner?

  So that I could.

• 12:58Paige DeSorbo?

  This is just something we talk about, complain about.

• 13:01Hannah Berner?

  I ordered pasta and they were like, do you want a side of ricotta? And I was like, yeah, you can't eat it without it.

• 13:08Paige DeSorbo?

  You gotta.

• 13:09Hannah Berner?

  So like, that's just rules, like you can't break the rules of life.

• 13:12Paige DeSorbo?

  You gotta, I, it's very simple, it's, we're not arguing our ancestors. If they're offering it, we're taking it.

• 13:20Hannah Berner?

  So do you want my great grandma to roll over in her grave, be haunted by her ghosts?

• 13:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so did you eat before your Carnegie Hall show? Have you looked actually so extremely fit?

• 13:33Hannah Berner?

  Thank you, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, um, it's not, it's not, but I, I would appreciate some rumors. Um, I, after reality TV, was super depressed for three years and couldn't work out.

• 13:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And that'll do it.

• 13:47Hannah Berner?

  That'll do it. So I, um, the way my body works is just that like, I've always been an active kid. Go, make me chase a ball, like I'm just an active person, so like when I wasn't working out at all, my body like really was upset. And now I'm like back on my Pilates.

• 14:05Paige DeSorbo?

  It wasn't your body's norm.

• 14:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 14:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Where my body was like, we'll show you, just follow us.

• 14:11Hannah Berner?

  So my body was like mad at me, but I was like, I can't get myself to like have hope in the gym.

• 14:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, so now you've been like, well, you've been doing Pilates.

• 14:18Hannah Berner?

  I'm doing better, I'm doing Pilates, so it's more like finding out what works for your body.

• 14:21Paige DeSorbo?

  And how'd you feel in Capri's and a heel on a stage?

• 14:26Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 14:28Hannah Berner?

  Thank you for your inspiration, your belief in me, your seal of approval before I went on stage. All those things were important. They're these Norma Kamali capris that are like soft, so you don't feel like sausaged in.

• 14:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:41Hannah Berner?

  But also stretchy enough that you're like.

• 14:43Paige DeSorbo?

  All of her stuff is very comfortable.

• 14:46Hannah Berner?

  So good. So it's Norma Kamali and the heels, for sometimes a heel I can tolerate. So it was good. I felt good.

• 14:52Paige DeSorbo?

  It looked phenomenal.

• 14:53Hannah Berner?

  How did it feel to show up to a green room with me and not have to put in any labor on stage?

• 14:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I loved it. I loved every.

• 15:00Hannah Berner?

  At first I was like, is she bored? Is she having FOMO?

• 15:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I had zero FOMO.

• 15:05Hannah Berner?

  But you looked so happy.

• 15:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Calm, cool.

• 15:09Hannah Berner?

  You're laughing, slapping your knee.

• 15:10Paige DeSorbo?

  My only gripe with you is what's your like rider in green rooms? What are you like training for an Ironman? Like the protein bars and Gatorade? I was like, where's the meat and cheese? Where's, where's the fresh fruit platter?

• 15:28Hannah Berner?

  I should have a fresh fruit platter.

• 15:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No Diet Coke. We, we were all so thirsty for Diet Coke. I was like, surely she put Diet Cokes on her rider. That would be insane.

• 15:39Hannah Berner?

  Not to be so cheap, but I found out that your rider, I thought they just got you stuff.

• 15:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah Lucy Burner.

• 15:46Hannah Berner?

  Turns out.

• 15:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's no.

• 15:48Hannah Berner?

  Turns out it comes out of my pocket what's in the rider.

• 15:52Hannah Berner?

  You didn't know that?

• 15:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't know that because I, because a Ritz cracker is not on the top of my list to be concerned.

• 16:00Hannah Berner?

  That's so valid. I also just, when you do it every day, if I have a meat and cheese platter every night.

• 16:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I get it.

• 16:06Hannah Berner?

  It starts to be like too, I get swollen.

• 16:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:09Hannah Berner?

  Um, and that's my burden to bear, but I apologize. There's also no alcohol.

• 16:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I didn't even like care about that. It was more like I poorly planned. I was like.

• 16:21Hannah Berner?

  I could have done a charcuterie board if I had like any respect for the people coming to visit me.

• 16:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, that's what I thought. I thought you would host in some capacity.

• 16:27Hannah Berner?

  For me, just sitting there.

• 16:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And a, and a room full of people complimenting you. I was like, okay, when are we wrapping this portion up? What is going on? You know, it's also so selfish. Like, obviously, I knew I was going to your green room and like you were gonna have other friends and your family there. But when I get in a room with you and I haven't had a lone time with you, I feel very disconnected.

• 16:53Hannah Berner?

  I actually was getting a little anxiety because I was like, can we have a second?

• 16:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, stop talking. I just saw my friend. We haven't even given each other the first five minutes of gossip.

• 17:05Hannah Berner?

  Imagine me being like, hey, fam, give me a second. We have to talk some serious gossip.

• 17:11Paige DeSorbo?

  You want to know what it felt like? It felt like you invited me to your birthday party sleepover, but you had already transferred schools. And so now you're in a new school and you have all new friends and like you invited me and it was like, hey, we didn't really like get to hang, but like just know that I support you.

• 17:25Hannah Berner?

  Literally, that's what it was. Like, I looked at you and you're, I was like, are you, I'm like, are you okay? And you're like, yeah, I'm good. I'm like, okay.

• 17:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And then I found a seat in the corner and I drank my water and I just like, I minded my own business.

• 17:36Hannah Berner?

  I know this sounds so weird, but I actually don't like when it's like all about me.

• 17:43Hannah Berner?

  No, but like, it's a little, it's a little.

• 17:47Hannah Berner?

  I know, it's a little uncomfortable.

• 17:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's, I get that.

• 17:50Hannah Berner?

  It's like, like, once everyone was there, I was like, okay, now I feel a little.

• 17:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because there is a pressure of being like, are you okay? Like, is, do you need anything? Even though like you're going out to do this thing and it should be like, you should be the calm one, but that's just natural.

• 18:04Hannah Berner?

  Before the show, I actually was like thinking about a lot of things and I was like, oh, I have to go on.

• 18:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And like Nana was missing at one point, like just like minor things. Small details.

• 18:13Hannah Berner?

  She is swift.

• 18:16Paige DeSorbo?

  You take your eye off her first. Again, she's down.

• 18:18Hannah Berner?

  You'll lose her. There's two types of people on Thanksgiving. People who turkey trot.

• 18:25Paige DeSorbo?

  And people who turkey rot.

• 18:27Hannah Berner?

  We don't have to say who we are.

• 18:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I disagree now.

• 18:30Hannah Berner?

  But turkey trot, that's a, you have to get born into that. I don't think you choose to be a turkey trotter.

• 18:37Paige DeSorbo?

  That's something from your lineage.

• 18:38Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you didn't know that you couldn't and like you just think that's what people do. If you don't even know what a turkey trot is, like you're running a 5K.

• 18:45Paige DeSorbo?

  If I married into a turkey trot family.

• 18:49Hannah Berner?

  Divorce would be mine.

• 18:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Immediate divorce dismissal of this whole propaganda.

• 18:53Hannah Berner?

  At first you'd say you have a stomach ache and that would work the first year. The second year you would say you have an eye infection.

• 18:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:58Hannah Berner?

  And they're like, you get still wrong with eye infection. And you were like, it's in my leg.

• 19:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And then third year I'd be like, I have a family of my own. I have to go.

• 19:07Hannah Berner?

  I have a family emergency and they're like, we are your family. And you're like, exactly.

• 19:11Paige DeSorbo?

  This segment is sponsored by Tito's Handmade Vodka. One thing about me on Thanksgiving, and this may come as a surprise, but I don't help. The beginning of Thanksgiving, not my business. I'm on the couch. My dad has made me a wintertime cocktail. I'll help clean up after, but the before nonsense, none of my business.

• 19:29Hannah Berner?

  See, I do help by not being involved. Cause I would just, things would go awry and my mom knows that. And she goes, you want to help me get out of the kitchen?

• 19:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. If you want to help me, leave me alone.

• 19:39Hannah Berner?

  And I grab my cocktail.

• 19:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:40Hannah Berner?

  And I say, of course.

• 19:42Paige DeSorbo?

  And if you need me for comedic relief, I will be just in the other room.

• 19:45Hannah Berner?

  My personality will be there if you need it. You just give me a call.

• 19:50Hannah Berner?

  But you know when you need like personality breaks on Thanksgiving, like you just sit in the bathroom for like 10 minutes, like.

• 19:55Paige DeSorbo?

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• 20:04Hannah Berner?

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• 20:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:05Hannah Berner?

  We're here for you.

• 20:09Hannah Berner?

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• 20:28Paige DeSorbo?

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• 20:49Hannah Berner?

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• 20:51Paige DeSorbo?

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• 21:03Hannah Berner?

  I have a funny story, and I'm not gonna name names, but there's like this really cool TikToker.

• 21:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 21:10Hannah Berner?

  Who's taking, taken a liking to me. And I don't know why, and I don't really know them that well.

• 21:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:17Hannah Berner?

  But like, other people their age, like Gen Z knows them well. And she just like loves my comedy, and I'm like, this is so cool. So she randomly texts me like, "Do you wanna go out tonight?" And I was like, "Oh my god, no."

• 21:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god, thank you so much, and not at all.

• 21:36Hannah Berner?

  When they first ask, "Are you in New York City?", you say, "Yes."

• 21:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I think that should be an illegal text message.

• 21:42Hannah Berner?

  Tell me the reason!

• 21:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Texting, first of all, how dare you?

• 21:46Hannah Berner?

  How dare you.

• 21:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Texting someone and immediately asking them for their location? Unless your name are Kim and Gary? Get out of my phone! Get out of my phone!

• 21:56Hannah Berner?

  "Are you in New York City?", it's like, okay, about to rob me?

• 21:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, for what?

• 22:00Hannah Berner?

  For what? So I'll be like, "Yeah", and they're like, "Do you wanna go out tonight?" And then I get to get into like, deep lies. But anyway, so she's been like, so nice trying to get me to hang with her. I'm like, "Who does she think I am?"

• 22:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 22:10Hannah Berner?

  But it's fine, whatever.

• 22:11Paige DeSorbo?

  You can imagine if she was like, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I thought you were Hannah I'm Diner."

• 22:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Mercy, go about your night, whatever you're doing with your cat!

• 22:26Hannah Berner?

  Both your comedy, but honestly...

• 22:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Gorgeous redheads, both really funny, don't wanna hang out with both of you.

• 22:32Hannah Berner?

  So I get a random cold call FaceTime from her.

• 22:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, so Gen Z.

• 22:37Hannah Berner?

  In my motherly energy, I'm like, she's

• 22:40Paige DeSorbo?

  You put your

• 22:41Hannah Berner?

  She's in trouble. It's like, she's in trouble. I'm like, if she had to go to this part in her phone, like, something bad's happened.

• 22:47Paige DeSorbo?

  She's in jail, her phone's cracked, she could only get to the H's in her contact list, yeah.

• 22:52Hannah Berner?

  Or maybe she couldn't tell her family, she's hiding something.

• 22:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 22:54Hannah Berner?

  And I'm just like in a hotel room in like Maine.

• 22:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you're like, fuck it.

• 22:58Hannah Berner?

  And she's just like, hey.

• 23:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 23:00Hannah Berner?

  And she's like, I just saw your new tour date, it's like, I have to come to your show. And I'm like, I would love for you to come to my show. And we're like randomly just like talking and it like feels, I'm like, okay, do I have a new best friend?

• 23:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 23:12Hannah Berner?

  And then she says, I say something and I'm like, well, yeah, my husband, she goes, because if you don't know that I'm married, like outside the gig, there's no one knows I'm married.

• 23:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 23:23Hannah Berner?

  So it's like, no one knows. So she goes, you're married? And she goes, how old are you?

• 23:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, Jenny.

• 23:29Hannah Berner?

  And I sense the tide shifting. And I feel, I'm starting to feel a little exposed.

• 23:35Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, shh, shh, shh. Sorry, the phone's breaking up. You're like, we're on FaceTime.

• 23:39Hannah Berner?

  And I go, babe, I'm thirty-four. And she goes, what?

• 23:46Hannah Berner?

  Like, you saw the light in her eyes? Like, she literally?

• 23:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah!

• 23:51Hannah Berner?

  Like, and I didn't do anything wrong, I didn't lie to her.

• 23:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, right.

• 23:54Hannah Berner?

  It's not my fault, I give young energy.

• 23:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you're like, sorry for aging.

• 23:58Hannah Berner?

  And there's like an awkward silence. And I'm just like, honestly, I felt like I disappointed her, like, I didn't know what.

• 24:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 24:04Hannah Berner?

  And she just goes, dead ass, I thought you were twenty-seven. I said, first of all, don't say dead ass to me again. And she goes, I thought you were twenty-seven. And I go-

• 24:13Paige DeSorbo?

  You kiss your mother with that mouth?

• 24:15Hannah Berner?

  I go, what did we say about using bad words? It has passed your curfew, babe. So for a second, I'm like, wait, that's amazing, she thought I was twenty-seven.

• 24:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm. But that's honestly, and you can end the year.

• 24:28Hannah Berner?

  In my heart of hearts, I am.

• 24:29Paige DeSorbo?

  You can end the year on a high.

• 24:30Hannah Berner?

  But she goes, I literally thought you were twenty-seven. And I'm like, that explains why she's been texting me to like hang out all the time. And she's like, young, like younger than twenty-seven.

• 24:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 24:38Hannah Berner?

  So then I'm, I'm like, yeah. And then the conversation kind of faded a little and she's like, okay, like, talk to you later. And I'm like, she's not gonna text me.

• 24:46Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, hope you remember all your meds today. Bye!

• 24:51Hannah Berner?

  She's like, have fun at water aerobics.

• 24:57Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, "I'll share your content with my grandma. She'll probably like it too."

• 25:01Hannah Berner?

  Good luck with having Jell-O for dessert.

• 25:06Hannah Berner?

  So anyway, I was like literally cool for a second. I didn't realize it and then I fucked it up. But this is the thing, do we start lying about our age when young people want to hang out with us?

• 25:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 25:15Hannah Berner?

  Well, yeah.

• 25:15Paige DeSorbo?

  If anything, we go older.

• 25:18Paige DeSorbo?

  That is not something I want to get involved in.

• 25:20Hannah Berner?

  This moment where she literally was like, "Ew." And then she also was like, "You're older than the oldest guy I've ever hooked up with." And I was like, "Wait till I tell you about my husband." Wait till I see my husband.

• 25:34Hannah Berner?

  So I get off the call and I felt... Like, because like, we are getting older and I don't talk about it a lot and like, I love getting older.

• 25:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. No.

• 25:44Hannah Berner?

  But like, having a young person gag at you just for being you was like a little disheartening.

• 25:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, not to take it on like a serious note, but like,

• 25:56Paige DeSorbo?

  when women get married and have children, you are looked at completely different by every single person in the world. Like, all of my mom friends all went through identity crises, if not still going through it. Like, sorry, it really, like, no matter what, you're now, you're your mom. Your mom, your wife, ew, you're disregarded. Like, it changes your whole brand.

• 26:23Hannah Berner?

  I don't tell people I'm married, one, to protect the brand. And two, because it's kind of a social experiment to see like how they treat me. And then once I tell them I'm married, they always go, "You don't seem like you're married." But that's also funny. It's like, so what do married people seem like?

• 26:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, well, we don't make...

• 26:39Hannah Berner?

  Let's see jokes on stage?

• 26:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, we don't make like our significant others ever our personality. Like, you've never posted, even before you got married, you never posted a boyfriend. I've never posted a boyfriend on Instagram, like, even when I had one. Like, it's not, we're just like a little bit different, I feel like, in that. So like, we de-center men, but it doesn't mean we don't... Wanna have sex with them, you know, like.

• 27:04Hannah Berner?

  There was, oh shoot, I forget what video it was, but it was similar to my like opening Netflix joke where I was like, I'm not afraid of aging, like I can't wait till I age them unkidnapable.

• 27:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 27:14Hannah Berner?

  Like how freeing that like you walk down the street and you know no man is gonna try to like.

• 27:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 27:18Hannah Berner?

  Tie you up and put you in a van. And some lady was like, I can't wait to get older. You're telling me men won't wanna have sex with me? Like, sounds like a fucking dream.

• 27:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 27:28Hannah Berner?

  Like, don't tempt me with a good time.

• 27:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Sounds like a quiet night.

• 27:31Hannah Berner?

  It sounds like a quiet, easy life. So it's like, de-centering also the idea of like that getting older means that like, people don't. It's good if people don't wanna hang out with you.

• 27:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it. It's like, I'm so happy to get to this point in my life.

• 27:47Hannah Berner?

  Well, in your twenties, you can't get out of plans. Like, I have to say like I'm like violently ill or like have a migraine. Where in my thirties, I could just be like, I'm thirty.

• 27:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, no.

• 27:56Hannah Berner?

  Thirty-four, I can't go out.

• 27:57Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I literally, my girlfriend asked me to hang out like with her husband like two weeks ago and literally texted her back and I'm like, Katie, I'm so sorry, I have to sleep. And she's like, no, say no more. She's like, no, take a night and sleep. I'm like, I can't.

• 28:11Hannah Berner?

  And we're touring, like, or just existing. I have almost so, only so much time in New York City. I'm like, oh, I have to see my family.

• 28:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. It's not even about balancing a social life anymore. It's like, sorry, I have to call my mother. I haven't talked to her. Wait, I have another gripe with the younger generations. And this isn't even Gen Z, it's the ones below the.

• 28:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't ever wanna get mixed up with them, ever. So, the worst thing that can ever happen on your TikTok algorithm is when it gets into this weird funky algorithm where all the videos, you have to read them.

• 28:45Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 28:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's the worst.

• 28:48Hannah Berner?

  Especially for you.

• 28:49Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like a girl, it's like a girl like dancing and then it's all these white letters and I'm like, oh, where do I even start? But I kept getting the same one like over and over. And these girls were young and it would start out like. If you told me you cheated on your, if my best friend told me she cheated on her boyfriend, he would be my next call, but y'all ain't ready for that conversation. And I'm like, I could, I had to like reread it, cause I'm like, I don't even-

• 29:18Hannah Berner?

  Saying she would take the boy's side?

• 29:20Paige DeSorbo?

  So then I like keep getting them and like written in different ways and I'm like looking in the comments.

• 29:25Hannah Berner?

  Now it's a sign, like now you're like, I need to-

• 29:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, wait a minute, what are you idiots saying?

• 29:31Hannah Berner?

  You're like, carry the one.

• 29:33Paige DeSorbo?

  So basically, Gen Alpha is saying that like, they have this like really random morality, like superiority complex, but they're basically saying that if your best friend cheats on her boyfriend and she tells you, and you don't tell on her, and you remain her friend like you're a bad person.

• 29:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 29:56Hannah Berner?

  Okay, first of all, when a, a woman cheats on a man, there's a reason.

• 30:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 30:03Hannah Berner?

  He deserved it.

• 30:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:04Hannah Berner?

  When a man cheats on a woman, that was him having an impulsive fucked up mistake, and you can never trust him again. Those are two very different situations.

• 30:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, you could call me and say, "I've just murdered exactly one, two, eight people, and I would literally say your best friend for life." Like, what?

• 30:24Hannah Berner?

  I would be like, "What did they do to you?" Just tell me, and they could literally be like, "Oh, they like honked at me when I was walking across the street."

• 30:30Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'd be like, "Kill that guy. Kill that fucking guy." Nick, I'm so shocked. And then I, then, obviously, because like I got looked through the comments, then I started getting more videos about it, and it was all millennials being like, "You guys are fucked."

• 30:45Hannah Berner?

  Also, it's not cheating when you're 13.

• 30:46Paige DeSorbo?

  But, well, that was the other thing I was gonna say. You guys are like in college, also cheating on your boyfriend when you're 22, like, oh, get a fucking grip.

• 30:54Hannah Berner?

  College is like, everyone comes in with a like hometown boyfriend or girlfriend, and then you cheat on them, and then you learn that you aren't in love with them and gonna marry them.

• 31:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Obviously, if we're talking about like people are married, you're having full on affair, like that is like a completely different situation. But, in your like early twenties-

• 31:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I just couldn't imagine my friend calling me and saying anything and me calling her boyfriend.

• 31:21Hannah Berner?

  What I've learned.

• 31:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Or like me acting like I'm better than her.

• 31:24Hannah Berner?

  What I've learned is I don't take action when it comes to other people's relationships. I'll ask questions, I'll talk it through, I'll be a soundboard for them, but like you don't know what's going on.

• 31:35Paige DeSorbo?

  And I can vouch for you.

• 31:37Hannah Berner?

  Thank you. You don't know what going is going on behind closed doors.

• 31:40Paige DeSorbo?

  As a friend, as your friend, where you helped me through like so many relationships. I've never known your actual feeling toward any man that I've dated. Unless I really, really was like, give me like your deepest feeling about this person. But you, you're so right. You're very like inquisitive and you're like, and do you think that sounds normal? You're very like a teacher would do it.

• 32:08Hannah Berner?

  Well, the truth is you can't tell someone how they should feel. And then also I don't know how you should feel.

• 32:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 32:12Hannah Berner?

  Like, so I'm actually also trying to get more information about it to be like, do I have enough evidence to support my hypothesis? You know what I mean? Like I have a hypothesis.

• 32:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I have just like a moment that I get like is burnt in my brain and I don't even know what we were talking about, but I remember we were sitting in a car.

• 32:29Hannah Berner?

  All our memories are in a car.

• 32:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And you looked at me and you go, and do you think that's normal?

• 32:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Like it was such an obvious.

• 32:41Hannah Berner?

  And when you know when your friend starts asking you crazy shit that you have to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 32:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And you're like, do you think this is a little, this is a little bit too in the weeds?

• 32:51Hannah Berner?

  But that's also like, yeah, you can't force someone to think a type of way. You want to make them feel like it's their decision. That's how to deal with men.

• 32:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, if my best friend, if I'm nineteen years old and my best friend calls me and she's like, I cheated on my boyfriend last night. First I'm getting all the tea.

• 33:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 33:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, what?

• 33:08Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 33:09Paige DeSorbo?

  So these kids can't even gossip good.

• 33:10Hannah Berner?

  Did you have fun? Like what did you do?

• 33:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Where'd you meet him? What happened? Like what?

• 33:15Hannah Berner?

  What was the move?

• 33:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Insane. The kids are insane these days.

• 33:20Hannah Berner?

  Well, they're also saying the kids aren't having sex, so no one's cheating on anyone. What is it? Holding hands?

• 33:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, they're gonna have no friends either.

• 33:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. What, it's like, okay, do you want to fuck him?

• 33:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

• 33:32Hannah Berner?

  I don't think you should ever talk to your best friend's boyfriend, um, unless it's necessary.

• 33:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:41Hannah Berner?

  Unless you're getting evidence, unless you're like prying, unless you're stuck in a third wheel situation.

• 33:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm trying to think if me and Dez have ever had a one-on-one convo.

• 33:49Hannah Berner?

  You like just got each other's numbers, but you guys are.

• 33:51Paige DeSorbo?

  We just met.

• 33:52Hannah Berner?

  You're like, you're too powerful together. Like your energies are too similar.

• 33:57Paige DeSorbo?

  We're so Scorpio that I was like leaving Hannah's thing and I was walking past Dez and like said hi, or said bye, and then I was like, oh, I should hug Dez, but we both were like, should we hug?

• 34:08Hannah Berner?

  We were like not about the hug and we're like, okay. It was making me laugh so much because you were my two prickly grumpy babies and I just wanted to, to squeeze you both.

• 34:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And we sat next to each other.

• 34:19Hannah Berner?

  The whole time?

• 34:20Paige DeSorbo?

  In like the same.

• 34:21Hannah Berner?

  You were watching your daughter?

• 34:22Paige DeSorbo?

  In the same position. No, well, it was so funny because people would come in and they'd be like, oh, Hannah's husband Dez. And I'm like, okay, well, I'm with her like, probably the same amount, if not more. I'm her partner. Like I was in true, being introduced as your part, like your podcast partner. And I was like, it's more than that.

• 34:41Hannah Berner?

  It's life partner.

• 34:43Paige DeSorbo?

  You could just say partner.

• 34:45Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't need to put podcast in there. This is her husband, but I'm her partner.

• 34:49Hannah Berner?

  Just podcast. That's like fucked up. That's so fucked up.

• 34:53Paige DeSorbo?

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• 37:08Paige DeSorbo?

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• 39:57Hannah Berner?

  Also, did you see what my friend Hailey Bieber posted?

• 40:02Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 40:03Hannah Berner?

  She posted crazy nails.

• 40:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Ah, I didn't see it. What were they?

• 40:07Hannah Berner?

  Everyone was different, different colors. I think there was a fish involved.

• 40:11Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so you guys.

• 40:12Hannah Berner?

  No, but I'm like worried for our nation. Like, I think it's a recession indicator that Hailey Bieber is going nuts on the nails. I mean, I also don't want her to like enable me like that. Like, don't open up the floodgates, because then I'll start getting like crazy. This was me trying to be restrained. Also, I need to get my nails done. They've grown out.

• 40:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Well...

• 40:33Hannah Berner?

  Like, when Hailey does something, I feel like everyone does it. So do you think all the girls are gonna go nutso now? With like 3D nails?

• 40:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I think like nail art has been like having a moment for a while. I think... And I think it is like such a fun, like, easy way to express yourself, but I, for me personally, like, I can see something just so much before I'm like, oh, oh, see ya.

• 40:56Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 40:57Paige DeSorbo?

  And like when things are super busy and you're looking down, like, then it makes my...

• 41:01Hannah Berner?

  You hate a pattern.

• 41:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate a pattern. Like, your sweater right now is like actually making me nauseous.

• 41:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, what in the Blu-ray DVD screens?

• 41:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Is this goddamn cardigan? I've been literally wanting to ask since we sat down. Where did you find this cardigan?

• 41:19Hannah Berner?

  Um, it's vintage Missoni.

• 41:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, is it? Okay.

• 41:23Hannah Berner?

  Can you apologize to Missoni?

• 41:25Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because...

• 41:26Hannah Berner?

  It's not your favorite word.

• 41:28Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I can't. I can't apologize to them.

• 41:32Hannah Berner?

  I don't like patterns either, unless it's a sweater.

• 41:34Paige DeSorbo?

  This looks like if you put on 3D glasses, it would do something cool.

• 41:37Hannah Berner?

  This looks like right when you're about to throw up, what you see.

• 41:44Hannah Berner?

  Third tequila shot when you start to fall.

• 41:51Hannah Berner?

  When a guy tries to kiss you and you don't know what he looks like, this is what you see.

• 41:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 41:57Paige DeSorbo?

  What were we just saying?

• 41:58Hannah Berner?

  It was like my nails.

• 42:02Hannah Berner?

  Um, speaking of crazy shit though, have you seen Pluribus?

• 42:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 42:06Hannah Berner?

  Do you know what a Pluribus is?

• 42:07Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 42:08Hannah Berner?

  Neither do I.

• 42:09Paige DeSorbo?

  What is it?

• 42:10Hannah Berner?

  It's a new show on HBO. It's like, it's like in the Severance spot.

• 42:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 42:15Hannah Berner?

  And it was by the Breaking Bad guy. Sorry, this is like male stuff that I heard, like not on purpose, but I'm repeating it. Um, it already is like a hundred percent around tomatoes. It's a really cool, like, I don't want to say sci-fi because I don't want to freak people out because it's about like normal people.

• 42:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 42:29Hannah Berner?

  But it's like a little apocalyptic. It's a little bit about like, uh, some disease that happens in the world and it changes everyone's perspective about things.

• 42:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been watching the new Dakota Fanning show.

• 42:40Hannah Berner?

  What is it?

• 42:41Paige DeSorbo?

  It's on Peacock and it's called All Her Fault. And it's like eight episodes. It's like a mystery, like thriller, but it's really good. The girl from Succession's in it.

• 42:52Hannah Berner?

  Oh, cool. I love her.

• 42:53Paige DeSorbo?

  It's very good.

• 42:53Hannah Berner?

  And I love Dakota.

• 42:54Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love Dakota.

• 42:56Hannah Berner?

  No, she's everything.

• 42:57Paige DeSorbo?

  People don't talk about, like, she's been famous her whole life. People don't talk about how hard it is to make-

• 43:06Hannah Berner?

  To be famous with bangs. People can't even see your face when you're famous. Like, that's iconic.

• 43:11Paige DeSorbo?

  But to like, have that long of a career. Like, she's been working consistently.

• 43:17Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 43:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Since she was like six.

• 43:19Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 43:20Paige DeSorbo?

  And her sister.

• 43:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Who's her sister?

• 43:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Her sister is Elle Fanning and she's in like all different s- I'm a big Fanning twi- Fanning sisters fan.

• 43:30Hannah Berner?

  Dakota's sister is not Elle Fanning?

• 43:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 43:32Hannah Berner?

  Dakota Fanning is Elle Fanning's sister. They're different people.

• 43:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they're sisters. Dakota Fanning and Elle Fanning are sisters.

• 43:40Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but Dakota Johnson is who you're talking about.

• 43:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm talking about Dakota Fanning.

• 43:44Hannah Berner?

  We've been talking about the wrong Dakota.

• 43:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you have.

• 43:51Hannah Berner?

  I was like, what Dakota Johnson the whole time?

• 43:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you're stupid.

• 43:57Paige DeSorbo?

  You can, you can get on this pod, all you say is that I can't read and everyone thinks I'm the dumb one. But in fact, you're sitting here with a laser pointer sweater and you can't differentiate Dakotas.

• 44:09Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say to defend you, you are dumb.

• 44:14Hannah Berner?

  But then sometimes you say shit that's so smart, it like freaks me out.

• 44:18Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's my superpower.

• 44:20Hannah Berner?

  Just when I like.

• 44:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, just when you think you've got me figured out, I hit you with some type of S A T word.

• 44:28Hannah Berner?

  Or something and I'm like, okay, she's fucking knows what's going on. She's just pretending. Um, okay, sorry. I was like, I guess Dakota Johnson's been around a long time.

• 44:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, Dakota Johnson. That's why you were like, what are you talking about?

• 44:42Hannah Berner?

  Dakota Johnson is related to The Rock Johnson.

• 44:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No way.

• 44:47Hannah Berner?

  I was just kidding. But no, L Dakota, Dakota Fanning?

• 44:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 44:52Hannah Berner?

  She took a break.

• 44:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 44:54Hannah Berner?

  Which, by the way, love, recommend it for everyone. I wonder why? And I'm so happy she's back like a Hilary Duff.

• 45:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Like she, her and Hilary Duff, they've never been like in the media, like they're drug addicts. They're party, they're out all night. Yeah, they're just, they've had very good reputation.

• 45:14Hannah Berner?

  It is cool though, to be like, I'm going to take a break. And then whenever you feel like it, be like, okay, I want to go be the Hollywood star.

• 45:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, again.

• 45:21Hannah Berner?

  But like she was.

• 45:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, that's just like talent. She has talent.

• 45:23Hannah Berner?

  Dakota Fanning was like a freak genius. Do you remember War of the Worlds?

• 45:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You didn't even know who she was two seconds ago. Now you're going to quiz me on what, on world, the worlds, whatever.

• 45:35Hannah Berner?

  She has bangs, so that's why I got away with that comment.

• 45:38Paige DeSorbo?

  They both did, yeah.

• 45:39Hannah Berner?

  They both have bangs.

• 45:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 45:41Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 45:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyhow.

• 45:43Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of bangs.

• 45:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I didn't even say what I was going to say about them because we got into this whole tangent. Oh my God, Hannah, you always do this. Okay, Dakota and Elle Fanning did this, did like one of those Vanity Fair lie detector things, and I just feel like we have to do one of those.

• 45:59Hannah Berner?

  No, like, any, any buddy comedy that we haven't done seems like an attack on us.

• 46:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, we have to do that. So, anyway, that's all I wanted to say. It could be like Hannah and Paige try new things, and it's just lie detectors.

• 46:11Hannah Berner?

  And it's just us asking the most, "What's your social security number?"

• 46:15Paige DeSorbo?

  We just ask each other, like, stupid questions. Like, "Did you really like my outfit that time that you said that you did?"

• 46:20Hannah Berner?

  Well, we know the answer is not.

• 46:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, just like funny things that you want to know from your friend that you'll never say.

• 46:26Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can you just buy a lie detector?

• 46:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think so.

• 46:30Hannah Berner?

  I don't know, I feel like I know a guy.

• 46:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm sure there's some girlfriend somewhere that has looked into it and has been, you've been like, "You know what?"

• 46:40Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my God. Okay, so I, I had a moment, and I was like, in the city, and I was like, "I want to bring back my street interviews for one night with the boys." And you know what question I asked them? "Have you ever gone through a girl's phone?"

• 46:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Phenomenal question.

• 46:56Hannah Berner?

  Isn't that crazy? Because like, I've never been around a guy, and I'm like, "They're not going through my phone." Like, for some reason, I'm like, "They don't know how to..."

• 47:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 47:05Hannah Berner?

  But the men, I got a wide variety of answers. A lot of them were like, "No, I don't know how to open a phone." And then some were like, "Yeah, but girls are smart. They're not just leaving their texts that obvious."

• 47:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Way smarter.

• 47:17Hannah Berner?

  One guy was like, "This girl had it in her Gmail, and then it was a whole thing."

• 47:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, guys would never go in at first because they would never want that coming back onto them where then you could go in theirs. They're not gonna, they're not that stupid. They're not even opening that can of worms. They're not even broaching the subject.

• 47:34Hannah Berner?

  That's like Lily Allen when she was like, "I looked at a photo, and the way you took it back from me, I knew you cheated on me." Like, that's the most girl shit ever.

• 47:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, girls go by pure vibes and aura.

• 47:45Hannah Berner?

  When you looked at his phone, he took it back. The technique and the rushing.

• 47:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I've seen profile pictures and been like, "It's her." And been like spot on. I'm like, yep, and that's, that's exactly his type. It's crazy.

• 47:59Hannah Berner?

  I've been listening to the Lily album.

• 48:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, have you ever gone through a phone?

• 48:03Hannah Berner?

  This is so embarrassing. I've never gone through a phone.

• 48:05Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not embarrassing. That's probably like the right way to be. You like, you like-

• 48:10Hannah Berner?

  Two types of girls. Girls who like get off on going through a phone versus-

• 48:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 48:14Hannah Berner?

  I did have one guy back in the day.

• 48:16Paige DeSorbo?

  You like respect privacy.

• 48:18Hannah Berner?

  I don't respect privacy. I just respect like-

• 48:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Where like if you're dating me, sorry, you live in Russia. It's my rules. There's zero privacy. Any money you make has to go immediately to me.

• 48:31Hannah Berner?

  Early on with Dez, like our second time hanging out, he was, this is so, not to age him, but like he showed me the New York Times crossword puzzle on his phone. And he was like getting all of them. I'm like, how do you know all these eighties references? And he's like, I do. So like then he would, every like couple hours, if we're on the phone, he would give me his phone to play the New York Times game. Cause there was a subscription model. I was gonna pay six dollars a month for a game that I wasn't good at.

• 48:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 48:56Hannah Berner?

  So like early on in our relationship, I always had his phone. And there's something like hot about that.

• 49:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 49:01Hannah Berner?

  And there's something hot about like not, I think it's cause like you kind of like the drama a little more than me.

• 49:10Paige DeSorbo?

  A little.

• 49:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it. I thrive on it.

• 49:14Hannah Berner?

  I really want to be like-

• 49:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I go looking for problems.

• 49:18Hannah Berner?

  I did have a guy that I did think had a, had a drug addiction.

• 49:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I could, I could figure it out for you.

• 49:23Hannah Berner?

  I knew when he, his phone would go off late at night, it was his drug dealer. So then I just looked through him. I was like, is there a drug dealer calling you? Like I didn't even look at it. And he was like, yeah. And I was like, okay, but I need to go through his phone. Cause no girl's calling him at 2pm. He was passed out high, like-

• 49:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I've, I've cracked iPhones. I've cracked iPads. I've gotten computer passwords. I've blocked people from other people's phone. Like I've done it all. And do you wanna know one thing I'll say? I don't regret a single second of it.

• 49:56Hannah Berner?

  This is my question. After you see something you didn't wanna see.

• 49:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 49:59Hannah Berner?

  How quickly do you address it or do you even address it?

• 50:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally situational. It all depends. Really what's going through my mind at that point is like you are a witch. You knew exactly what you were coming to look for. You knew it was there. You just needed the evidence. I'd love to be someone that's like super strategic. I'm trying, like I haven't even done it in so many years.

• 50:18Hannah Berner?

  Do you see it and then you go, okay, we're broken up?

• 50:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Depends on what it is, depends on my menstruation. Like, there's so many factors. I wish I could be someone that could like, sit in it and be like, let me plan how I'm like, broaching this.

• 50:39Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 50:39Paige DeSorbo?

  But I'm not. I'm one of those people that's like, found it, screenshotting it from like, my own phone, or sending it to myself, and then immediately being like...

• 50:49Hannah Berner?

  Do something, tell me.

• 50:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'll fucking kill you.

• 50:50Hannah Berner?

  Or doing the whole, yeah, like, do you wanna tell me something?

• 50:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 50:54Hannah Berner?

  And he's like, how'd you find out? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

• 50:57Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm very open. I went through your phone, you dumb motherfucker. And I'll go through it again. My favorite thing, though, would be when peo- when men would be like, "You don't respect my privacy." I'm like, "And you don't respect my vagina." Like, what are we talking about here? What are you, the FBI? And this is, "I'm leaking your data." Shut up! No, I don't respect your privacy.

• 51:19Hannah Berner?

  No, it's basically saying you don't respect me cheating. And it's like, "Yeah, I don't respect you cheating."

• 51:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and be better at it. Like, what?

• 51:25Hannah Berner?

  I'd, not to be all like, "Oh," but I feel like the second I feel like I need to look at his phone, it's over.

• 51:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I love the adrenaline.

• 51:33Hannah Berner?

  My favorite story you ever told was how you say, when you, when you look through a guy's phone,

• 51:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I have to shit myself.

• 51:38Hannah Berner?

  You have to shit yourself.

• 51:40Hannah Berner?

  Cause we were talking about laxative.

• 51:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I have to do it in a bathroom.

• 51:42Hannah Berner?

  I was like, stand-up comedy's a laxative, running's a laxative, and you're like, going through someone's phone, you have to do it on the toilet.

• 51:46Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to.

• 51:47Hannah Berner?

  Your body just, your body thinks there's a lion chasing you, and it needs to reject every, all your innards.

• 51:53Paige DeSorbo?

  If I could give one piece of advice.

• 51:55Hannah Berner?

  If you're constipated, go through a guy's phone.

• 51:57Paige DeSorbo?

  And, yeah, go through a man's phone, but make sure you're doing it in a bathroom.

• 52:00Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking how back in the day, guys got in trouble a lot, or girls, with Facebook messaging. Cause people would leave their Face- they wouldn't log out, so you could, if you go on your computer,

• 52:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 52:11Hannah Berner?

  Their page would could be, could be up, so people got in trouble with Facebook messaging a lot.

• 52:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, I've caught someone on Facebook messaging.

• 52:17Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but then nowadays, um, Instagram is fucking crazy.

• 52:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you know, my favorite used to be, and Instagram took it away, you could see, like, the people, yeah. I could have solved multiple murders.

• 52:30Hannah Berner?

  A man took that down.

• 52:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 52:33Hannah Berner?

  A man at Meta was like, hey.

• 52:37Hannah Berner?

  This isn't working out for me anymore.

• 52:39Paige DeSorbo?

  That kept my life going for a while in college.

• 52:41Hannah Berner?

  You know the women in Meta were fighting for that to stay. That was crazy.

• 52:45Paige DeSorbo?

  That was my favorite feature of all time.

• 52:47Hannah Berner?

  That's why you weren't going to classes. You were just refreshing to see his activities and see his moves. Also, are guys fucking stupid?

• 52:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. I mean, what?

• 52:57Hannah Berner?

  Also, if your man ever commented a fire emoji, I don't care if he was single. If he's commenting fire emojis on girls' photos that have like over three hundred thousand followers based on their hotness, I don't trust him.

• 53:14Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's funny is I've actually never dealt with this, I feel like, because I would, I would feel like we were a little bit too old, maybe. Like, I've never dealt with a boyfriend that's followed, like, a bunch of, like, Instagram models, or like even like a lot of girls in general. But I feel like my TikTok, I get a lot of girls being like, it's embarrassing. Guys don't see it. Guys don't get what we're saying when we say like unfollow these girls or you're liking these girls' pictures, how like it's so embarrassing for us. And that I would not be able to deal with because it is embarrassing.

• 53:49Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 53:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Because it may, it tells like other girls, he's saying like, yeah, I could be persuaded at any time.

• 53:57Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. I also, I think with the TikTok feed, I was laughing though. Like, I'd rather a guy fully have just like boobs all over his algorithm than him having just like alpha male red pill type stuff.

• 54:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yeah. Like, you're high value man, like a phrase like that.

• 54:14Hannah Berner?

  If it's all of that, I'm like, I need a guy to have some boobs on the explore page just that they know that he's a-

• 54:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Just to know they're alive.

• 54:20Hannah Berner?

  Just to know-

• 54:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Just to know the blood, a hundred percent.

• 54:23Hannah Berner?

  Like, people get mad, like, oh, there's like a hot girl. I'm like, yeah, TikTok knows he's straight. Like, that's all I want.

• 54:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I want that and like some sports bullshit.

• 54:32Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I just want like a man talking about-

• 54:35Paige DeSorbo?

  That and like Stephen A. Smith's voice somewhere. I'm like, all good, we're good. You're straight, I'm happy, perfect.

• 54:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, cuz this is the thing, if you tell him not to occasionally stop at a, like, we've all had weirder things on our algorithms, like vacuum shit, just cuz you watched it an extra like six seconds.

• 54:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 54:53Hannah Berner?

  So like, don't get mad at that. What do you want him to watch?

• 54:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Nothing.

• 54:59Hannah Berner?

  Nothing. Actually stare into the fucking ceiling.

• 55:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I want him to read more.

• 55:04Hannah Berner?

  Read.

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• 59:52Hannah Berner?

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• 1:00:48Hannah Berner?

  I listened to all of Lilian's album on the plane and it's such a different experience when you're like in your headphones, just sitting in it. Holy shit, that's an incredible album. And I've never been cheated on.

• 1:01:00Paige DeSorbo?

  And you felt, did you feel like justice? You've never been cheated on?

• 1:01:04Hannah Berner?

  Not that I know of.

• 1:01:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Separate thing.

• 1:01:06Hannah Berner?

  I know, not that I know of.

• 1:01:07Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why you're so trusting.

• 1:01:11Paige DeSorbo?

  So you're so caring and you believe that everyone has a good side.

• 1:01:17Hannah Berner?

  I know that wasn't my trauma for this lifetime.

• 1:01:21Paige DeSorbo?

  It wasn't your cross to bear.

• 1:01:22Hannah Berner?

  It wasn't my cross to bear. They were like, you're good.

• 1:01:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, well. It seems as though I was a fucked up person in my last life.

• 1:01:31Hannah Berner?

  I don't relate to you, no. Um, but the Liliana stuff, it's more, I like that every song was like different. I love that she had a perspective.

• 1:01:42Paige DeSorbo?

  How many songs in her album?

• 1:01:43Hannah Berner?

  It's like fourteen and they're all good.

• 1:01:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow. Is she our age? How old is she?

• 1:01:48Hannah Berner?

  Which age are we talking? Me when I'm twenty seven?

• 1:01:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like our, our.

• 1:01:52Hannah Berner?

  I think she's forty.

• 1:01:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Biological age?

• 1:01:54Hannah Berner?

  I think she's forty.

• 1:01:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:01:55Hannah Berner?

  But again, what I love about her is too, is she just was like, I'm gonna just be an it girl right now.

• 1:02:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she's like, I'm coming back and I'm actually, I'm gonna be famous again.

• 1:02:04Hannah Berner?

  It just shows you one day, you could literally not be doing what you love and next day you can be. And by what you love, it's just singing about men who hurt you.

• 1:02:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Life takes twists and turns.

• 1:02:12Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 1:02:13Paige DeSorbo?

  So remember when I was like, I want a picture for over my bed, but I just want like a giggler?

• 1:02:19Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 1:02:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I got tagged in eight million things. I I couldn't go through all of them. There's so, first of all, there's so many talented gigglers. So I'm looking through all this stuff. I'm on Instagram, I'm on TikTok and I keep getting tagged in this one TikTok. So I like click it. And this girl, her name is Sophia, I'll put the picture in the newsletter and I'll put it on Giggly Squad and tag her so you guys can like look at her other art. It's perfect. She painted a girl with brown hair, like laying in a bed and it's like blues and whites. I bought it. She mailed it to me and I hung it up and it's in my apartment and.

• 1:02:58Hannah Berner?

  That's.

• 1:02:58Paige DeSorbo?

  That's women in STEM.

• 1:03:00Hannah Berner?

  And the STEM.

• 1:03:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, women in STEM.

• 1:03:02Hannah Berner?

  That's amazing. You guys, within the giggler community, we can do anything.

• 1:03:06Paige DeSorbo?

  This is also the craziest thing.

• 1:03:07Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 1:03:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Then I'm on a flight and my flight attendant was like friends with her sister.

• 1:03:14Paige DeSorbo?

  The gigglers are all connected and they're all over the world and it's scary.

• 1:03:17Hannah Berner?

  They're all over the world, but they also feel like it's just eight girls.

• 1:03:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No, literally. She's like, you know, Sophia. And I'm like, which, who, of course.

• 1:03:26Hannah Berner?

  So Ali Culber, who I'm in the row with, just keeps making fun of like how the gigglers say hi to me.

• 1:03:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:31Hannah Berner?

  How like, it's not that they're not excited, they just like, like, they know me.

• 1:03:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:35Hannah Berner?

  They're used to me. What was it, in the airport? They're just like, hey Hannah, what's up? And Ali's like, I can't tell if you know them or you don't. And I'm like, well, I don't not.

• 1:03:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 1:03:44Hannah Berner?

  Like, I know who's a giggler and who's not.

• 1:03:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:46Hannah Berner?

  And how the gigglers are just like, hey, Han.

• 1:03:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I was in the Toronto airport the other day and this one girl was like walking by me and she was like, her flight had just gotten cancelled to United States and she was going on a bachelorette party. And she was like, my flight got cancelled and I can't go on my friend's bachelorette. And in my head, every giggler is my friend. I'm like, oh my God, you're so lucky. I was like, I'm sorry. I did not mean.

• 1:04:15Hannah Berner?

  She's my sister.

• 1:04:17Paige DeSorbo?

  She's lovely. I'm sure you're looking forward to this trip.

• 1:04:20Hannah Berner?

  That was also just you in your 30s. Like, any idea of a cancellation gets my heart fluttering.

• 1:04:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, so you're getting in an Uber to go back to your own apartment to get in the bath? Like, that's a dream. Um, no, but then I FaceTimed, then I like felt bad internally and I was like, well, why don't you FaceTime your friend? And then we chatted.

• 1:04:41Hannah Berner?

  And now you're on the bachelorette.

• 1:04:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but that's my dream is to not have to go.

• 1:04:46Hannah Berner?

  I saw this on TikTok.

• 1:04:49Hannah Berner?

  They say millennials, when we're making a big purchase, we pull out the laptop.

• 1:04:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Even when I actually have to write a bit, like an important email.

• 1:05:00Hannah Berner?

  To write an email? Wait.

• 1:05:01Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I've gotten more used to like buying flights on my phone, like, because you have your app. So like, I don't pull out my computer for like flights anymore.

• 1:05:09Hannah Berner?

  But if it's a lot of flights, I do it on the computer. But one, I'll do on my phone.

• 1:05:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, but if I have to write, like, okay, like, earlier today, I had to write an email to my lawyer and I was like, I can't do it on my phone. I have to get my computer. Like, I have to like, sit down and type it.

• 1:05:25Hannah Berner?

  I also feel like it's a flex sometimes with work stuff. When I write like really. Quick emails on my phone because it makes it seem like I'm running to meetings like in between meetings I'm not available like.

• 1:05:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, have you heard that thing where it's like the most successful people respond immediately?

• 1:05:42Hannah Berner?

  I respond immediately.

• 1:05:43Paige DeSorbo?

  You really do?

• 1:05:44Hannah Berner?

  I do, but like not well, but I'm responding.

• 1:05:47Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I'm like, I'm so picky and choosy. Like there are some emails where like I'm immediately responding and then there's other ones where I'm like.

• 1:05:55Hannah Berner?

  Well, I respond and then it sits and eventually they're like, does Paige have anything to say about this? And I go, you don't speak directly to her, I will speak to her and then I sidebar with you.

• 1:06:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually have on my to do list written down for when I saw you today is ask you about a particular email. And I'm like, hmm, Hannibal, no.

• 1:06:12Hannah Berner?

  I just go, I'm the sidebar. Wait, Grace, when you make big purchases, do you do it on your computer?

• 1:06:19Hannah Berner?

  But Grace is millennial coded.

• 1:06:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Chris, do you?

• 1:06:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:23Paige DeSorbo?

  You do it on your computer?

• 1:06:25Speaker 04

  I'm taking it out to write an email, yeah.

• 1:06:26Paige DeSorbo?

  You're a little millennial coded too. Honestly, you guys have been hanging with us too much.

• 1:06:29Hannah Berner?

  They've been hanging out, they've lost their, their edge.

• 1:06:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Chris is gonna come in with like a cane, he's like, these kids. They're so loud.

• 1:06:40Hannah Berner?

  Oh, God.

• 1:06:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Anywho.

• 1:06:43Hannah Berner?

  Anywho. I have one cat related story.

• 1:06:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:06:50Paige DeSorbo?

  That wasn't even the funny part, guys. Stay professional, you Gen Z.

• 1:06:55Hannah Berner?

  Okay, do you remember we talked about how if you left the door open, your cat wouldn't run out?

• 1:07:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, of like the house?

• 1:07:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah?

• 1:07:03Hannah Berner?

  Are you sure? You're just saying that?

• 1:07:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Do I remember it? Not really.

• 1:07:08Hannah Berner?

  I think like three weeks ago, we talked about it.

• 1:07:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:07:11Hannah Berner?

  And then last week, it was super windy at my house. And I wake up in the morning and Butter's normally like cuddled, warm, like on my shoulder and she's nowhere to be found. And I'm like, that's weird. But you know, I'm herkel derkling and scrolling.

• 1:07:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 1:07:26Hannah Berner?

  Eventually I get up and I walk out into the living room and there's like this wind and I realize one of the doors flew open.

• 1:07:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:35Hannah Berner?

  Into the backyard. So it was wide open with just winds coming through. So I immediately had that moment where I'm like, oh my God, I have to cancel Pilates. I lost my cat.

• 1:07:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:45Hannah Berner?

  And then I remember.

• 1:07:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Like downstairs, like where?

• 1:07:46Hannah Berner?

  Upstairs.

• 1:07:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:07:48Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, oh. Then it reminded me of that conversation where you were like, cats are not dumb enough. Just go outside and I go, there's no way Butter, but it was open all night.

• 1:07:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:59Hannah Berner?

  All night. So then I just, I go, let me just, before I freak out.

• 1:08:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Hannah Berner?

  Let's go to the source.

• 1:08:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:06Hannah Berner?

  We're gonna go.

• 1:08:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's make an appointment with Butter. Let's see if she's available right now.

• 1:08:11Hannah Berner?

  You look under the bed.

• 1:08:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:13Hannah Berner?

  So I look under the bed. She's literally in the corner looking at me like, ma, shut that fucking door. You're freaking me the fuck out.

• 1:08:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I knew you couldn't be a homeowner. You literally suck at it. The door has been open all night.

• 1:08:29Hannah Berner?

  She's like, I'm not fixing it, but I don't want to be anywhere near that. Whereas, so anyway, Butter didn't, didn't run away, which shows. She loves me or she's just smart. She's just smart.

• 1:08:39Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Daphne, like, I'll open my door and I'll have it open for like, an extended period of time, cause I'm like bringing in packages or like whatever. And she'll just stand there and like peek out and be like, ew, you guys live disgusting out there.

• 1:08:52Hannah Berner?

  There is a New York City culture though, where some people let their cats occasionally go into the hallways in an apartment complex.

• 1:08:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Hmm.

• 1:08:59Hannah Berner?

  Which I've dabbled in. Every now and then I'll be like, Butter. And I let her go out and then she runs in. And there are other cats, but I don't know if they're ready to.

• 1:09:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't trust that.

• 1:09:09Hannah Berner?

  Like, stays behind the door.

• 1:09:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't trust that.

• 1:09:12Hannah Berner?

  Well, Daphne's still recovering from.

• 1:09:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 1:09:15Hannah Berner?

  The summer.

• 1:09:18Hannah Berner?

  And all the kittens she met.

• 1:09:19Paige DeSorbo?

  The part of having a cat is that you don't have to deal with what dog people deal with. And that's people stopping and wanting to pet the dog. And then you have to have a small talk with that person? I don't fucking think so. So if my dog's like roaming around the hallways and someone opens their door and they go in there. I'm not knocking on someone's door and being like, can I have my cat back?

• 1:09:38Hannah Berner?

  Have you ever had someone get mad at you for kind of like petting their dog, even though their dog like jumped on you?

• 1:09:46Hannah Berner?

  Like some people's dogs will come up to you and then you'll be like, okay, and they'll be like, excuse me. And I'm like, but your dog is humping my leg.

• 1:09:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Your dog's talking to me? And I'm like, that's rude.

• 1:09:54Hannah Berner?

  Your dog called me by name.

• 1:09:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but I have.

• 1:09:58Hannah Berner?

  It gets weird.

• 1:10:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but I'm gonna be honest, like if a dog comes up to me and like jumps on me, if I think that dog is ugly, I'm backing up. If I think that dog is cute, I'm getting down and also reciprocating. I don't have equal love for all dogs.

• 1:10:13Hannah Berner?

  You hope the dog is cute, I'm.

• 1:10:15Paige DeSorbo?

  So like if your dog jumps up on me and it's like bigger and ugly, I'm actually mad at you. Cause I don't know you or your dog. So don't jump on me.

• 1:10:24Hannah Berner?

  One thing I do like about dogs is some of them really make me laugh. Like you know when they look silly?

• 1:10:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:30Hannah Berner?

  And they're walking and they're just like goofy silly and they're like.

• 1:10:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And they look human.

• 1:10:34Hannah Berner?

  No, I don't like, that's scary.

• 1:10:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:36Hannah Berner?

  But sometimes they have like ugly, like very ugly dogs really make me laugh and I feel bad because I'll start laughing at them. But I'm not like laughing in like in their face. It's more like a like appreciation for the.

• 1:10:46Paige DeSorbo?

  For them being ugly?

• 1:10:47Hannah Berner?

  For them being so cute and happy.

• 1:10:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes, yeah.

• 1:10:50Hannah Berner?

  Cause they don't know. They don't know how they look.

• 1:10:53Paige DeSorbo?

  That must be nice.

• 1:10:57Hannah Berner?

  Oh god.

• 1:10:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I can't talk about cats and dogs anymore because people get really upset.

• 1:11:00Hannah Berner?

  Wait, no, but I think we really.

• 1:11:02Paige DeSorbo?

  We did offend some people.

• 1:11:03Hannah Berner?

  We offended the dog community.

• 1:11:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I had a lot of girls in my DM being like, okay, but this is Samson and I'm like, I don't care. You know? I don't give a shit.

• 1:11:11Hannah Berner?

  It's funny because they know that, they think that you're still turnable. So you mean no one was messaging me about their dogs? We love all dogs and cats and animals and people, okay? We love them all.

• 1:11:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm shitting saying.

• 1:11:25Hannah Berner?

  Merry Christmas.

• 1:11:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I know what your sweater looks like. It's been driving me nuts the whole.

• 1:11:35Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I know what it looks like too. What are you gonna say?

• 1:11:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Who is that Halloween character?

• 1:11:42Paige DeSorbo?

  That's like the menace child. Don't they wear like blue and red stripe? Chucky.

• 1:11:48Hannah Berner?

  Chucky?

• 1:11:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Can you?

• 1:11:49Hannah Berner?

  Oh. Can you? I have red hair.

• 1:11:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Can you Google the T-shirt that Chucky wears? Is it like red and purple? Yeah. God, it was literally driving me nuts.

• 1:12:01Hannah Berner?

  Unseen.

• 1:12:01Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's been a great week. Gigglers, better luck next time.

• 1:12:06Hannah Berner?

  Also said, no, I'm going to Texas. Three shows this weekend, Austin, Houston, Dallas.

• 1:12:13Paige DeSorbo?

  So get with it.

• 1:12:13Hannah Berner?

  Get with it. Love you. Bye.

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