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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:45Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:51Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 1:00Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 1:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, oh, you got home, you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 1:08Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 1:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:25Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:38Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like I love everyone, but like.

• 1:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:42Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 2:03Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 2:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 2:08Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 2:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a T-shirt for real.

• 2:13Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:25Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:26Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:28Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You can check out the full terms in the app.

• 2:41Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:42Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you. This episode is sponsored by cars.com. I feel like your car says a lot about you. It's transportation, storage, and honestly, kind of a personality test. Maybe you need something for weekend road trips, something you can actually parallel park in the city, or just enough trunk space for an emergency outfit and backup shoes. Personally, I like options and I'm very specific. So this is where cars.com comes in. Cars.com has the tools that make your car shopping way less overwhelming. With more than 200 advanced search filters, you can narrow things down based on what actually matters to you. Deal badges help show how fairly a vehicle is priced, so you can browse with more confidence and fewer chaotic tabs open, which I think we can all appreciate.

• 3:28Hannah Berner?

  Start your search with cars.com. Where to next?

• 3:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Carrie, fix the wifi.

• 3:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Manifest that shit.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  We can't be managed.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:47Hannah Berner?

  Hello, my galactic gigglers.

• 3:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I knew you were gonna say that. Oh my god. You know what's crazy? I'm feeling quite witchy today. I always feel very witchy around my birthday.

• 3:57Hannah Berner?

  Well, it is Scorpio season. And for people who don't know, I'm also Scorpio rising, which counts as something. Like, we have Scorpio vibes on this pod. You're a witch, I have a question for you. Like, I literally can't stop thinking about this. Once it came into my brain, I couldn't stop.

• 4:15Hannah Berner?

  Where the fuck is Jack Harlow?

• 4:18Paige DeSorbo?

  So many people have been saying that online.

• 4:21Hannah Berner?

  I didn't even see that. Like, I haven't seen any correspondence.

• 4:24Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's funny is like, I don't feel like he's like, missing.

• 4:28Hannah Berner?

  Has he come up on your feed?

• 4:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 4:32Paige DeSorbo?

  But I'm like, I'm not worried where he is yet.

• 4:38Hannah Berner?

  I mean, I love men taking a break.

• 4:41Paige DeSorbo?

  He's taking a rest.

• 4:42Hannah Berner?

  Let men rest, because if they don't rest, bad things happen.

• 4:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they get, they get cranky and they start throwing things.

• 4:51Hannah Berner?

  They get people pregnant. Let them chill out. Okay, so we hope that Jack Harlow's resting, having fun.

• 4:59Paige DeSorbo?

  We hope that he's okay.

• 5:00Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, we send our love.

• 5:02Paige DeSorbo?

  How was your week? Wait.

• 5:03Hannah Berner?

  Oh, we had Halloween.

• 5:05Paige DeSorbo?

  We had Halloween.

• 5:06Hannah Berner?

  We had Halloween.

• 5:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 5:08Hannah Berner?

  Wait.

• 5:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually.

• 5:09Hannah Berner?

  Wait.

• 5:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 5:10Hannah Berner?

  Wait.

• 5:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually have so many things to say about Halloween. It's like, it's actually crazy. Okay, so this year, if, okay, so living in New York City, you have to like sign up for trick or treaters, like in your own building, on like a signup sheet, whatever.

• 5:27Paige DeSorbo?

  In my building, I've seen about three kids my whole life, like there. So I'm like, surely, there's not gonna be that many kids. Like, I can get a hundred pieces of candy and like, I'm gonna be good. Those little fuckers wiped me out in like forty-five minutes. I was like, wait, I'm ill-prepared. I'm like, I'm freaking out. I'm like, what's the protocol?

• 5:53Hannah Berner?

  Were they taking handfuls?

• 5:54Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I do. At my home, we are a full-size candy bar house. So it was one per kid. Let me tell you something. Seeing the difference between a group of, I don't know, nine to eleven-year-old boys compared to their counterparts of girls nine to eleven.

• 6:18Hannah Berner?

  Well, a nine-year-old boy will mug you to your face.

• 6:20Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I actually, like, almost yelled, "Help."

• 6:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I had this massive, I should have taken a picture. I had this massive like glass vase. Cause I didn't have like a big enough like bowl. So I was like, oh, this actually is perfect. It looks a little spooky. Like it's this, it looks like a big like glass like cauldron. I was like, perfect. I'll put, and so like the hole to put your hand in to get the candy is not as like wide as the bowl. It's like a little bit more narrow. The boys came up and rang my doorbell and all seven of them tried to put their hand in the bowl at the same time. Causing one of those Chinese finger things. So none of them could get any candy, but they also couldn't get out. I said, boys, you gotta go one at a time. You're not gonna get any. Okay.

• 7:12Hannah Berner?

  You gotta start slow before you just start going crazy in there.

• 7:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, and you, you grow up to run our country. Four minutes later, a group of nine-year-old fairies comes in. Gorgeous, stunning, dainty. Thank you so much. This was so sweet. May I, may I please? I'm like, you are angels, angels.

• 7:36Hannah Berner?

  Back in my day, we, we let the adult hand us the candy and put it in our bag. We say trick or treat and then you hold out your bag and you say.

• 7:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:46Hannah Berner?

  We're not grabbing.

• 7:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Not these Neanderthals. Okay. The times have changed. Then here's the other thing. Okay. So it's like you, it's like a time. Cause it's I think like in a building, it's like, there's like a cutoff time. So like it ended at like, I want to say like seven o'clock. Or no, I think eight o'clock. But I had run out of candy like 45 minutes prior to that. And I was like, shoot, like, what do I do? I couldn't like leave. Well, I mean, I guess I could have. Not, not in my cards. I was like, you know what? Halloween's over. Like I'm done. So I texted my only friend that's like married and has her life together. And I was like, hey, what's the, so do you, but I.

• 8:27Hannah Berner?

  I didn't think of myself when you said that. I was like, who?

• 8:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, hey, Katie, what's the protocol when you've run out of candy? Like, do you just not open the door?

• 8:35Hannah Berner?

  The shop's closed. Eighty-six.

• 8:38Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, Paige, it's totally fine. If you do not answer your door, it's a Friday night. You participated. Don't be so hard on yourself. Halloween's over. I was like, thank you so much, Katie. I knew it was boys. If I didn't answer my door, they started banging on my door. I was like, oh.

• 8:55Hannah Berner?

  They go, we're gonna break this down.

• 8:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I called my dad. I called my dad. I go, the boys are knocking down my door. What do I do? He goes, well, you should have gone and gotten more candy. Then I was pissed. I was like, greedy. No. I'm like, I'm not going and getting more. It's over.

• 9:12Hannah Berner?

  You did above and beyond considering we're this awkward age of human where we're not young enough to trick or treat, but we're not old enough to have kids and partake in trick or treating. So we're like in this like in-between phase where it's...

• 9:29Paige DeSorbo?

  It's been years since we've trick or treated. I think you're making that spectrum a tad broad. I mean, what? You don't go from trick or treating to giving birth. You have high school in the middle. Like, that's crazy.

• 9:45Paige DeSorbo?

  What are you saying?

• 9:46Hannah Berner?

  I feel like there's something about in your 30s, not having kids, being involved with Halloween that just doesn't sit well with me.

• 9:53Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's not right. It's actually not right.

• 9:57Hannah Berner?

  And we don't know what to do.

• 9:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I felt weird. If my, I don't know why I keep saying the word counterpart today. It's really like, it's really nailing it though. Because I'm thinking about like a 33-year-old, single guy.

• 10:10Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 10:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Like if my kids are trick or treating at his door, I'm like, I'm like, why the fuck do you participate in this?

• 10:17Hannah Berner?

  Why are you giving people full Snickers, you fucking weirdo?

• 10:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm like, no, no.

• 10:21Hannah Berner?

  I do also think you getting the full candy was like a little crazy. It's a little pick me.

• 10:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, do you want to know why I did that? Because growing up, my mom's birthday was on Halloween. So Halloween was always like a big deal at our house specifically. And my dad only gave out full-size candy bars during Halloween. And it was like such a thing in our neighborhood that he did that.

• 10:45Hannah Berner?

  I got a guy. I got a guy. His name's Gary.

• 10:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It shaped my childhood in so many different ways. So now as an adult, I'm like, I have to do full-size candy bars. It's one night a week. But wait, I'm actually not done with Halloween. I was talking to one of my girlfriends and she was like, um, oh, I make my kids like give away their Halloween candy. And I looked at her and I go...

• 11:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, you're a monster.

• 11:14Hannah Berner?

  To who?

• 11:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, my question exactly. I go, to whomps? Are you making them give it away? And she told me this whole thing. She was like, there's this thing called like the switch witch and you give her all your candy. And then you switch it out for like a toy of your choice. She was like, I let them keep like a couple of pieces and then I switch it out. And I was like, okay, sounds actually great, but as a former child, I'm livid. I was like, I can't even.

• 11:41Hannah Berner?

  I guess she's teaching them like checks and balances at an early age. Like I don't, it just seems like a lot of like administrative work.

• 11:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I mean, it is probably the healthier option, but I'm like, I couldn't, I can't. Then what am I gonna do? Then I have none.

• 11:59Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. My thing was, my mom was just like, please don't get sick, don't get sick. It was all about like when I was gonna get sick from like stuffing my face. One note about getting sick, I just, I had the funniest thing happen to me this week. I'm having stomach problems and I'm not trying to make this gross. I just need to let you guys know, like I'm having.

• 12:18Paige DeSorbo?

  You have IBS.

• 12:18Hannah Berner?

  I have IBS for sure and I.

• 12:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 12:21Hannah Berner?

  No one cares and I obviously haven't taken care of it.

• 12:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna say, have you ever gone to a doctor for any of it?

• 12:28Hannah Berner?

  Well, this is the thing. I told my husband this, but then like we go to, we're going to brunch and I'm like, I think I have a stomach problem. Like I'm always have a stomach ache. And then we get there and I order the crab cake Benedict. So like, I'm not doing myself any favors. Like why would I order the crab cake Benedict?

• 12:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Let me get seafood with a cream sauce to top that off at 10:30 a.m.

• 12:51Hannah Berner?

  At this point, I'm self sabotaging. Like I'm like, but it's like, that's what I want.

• 12:55Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like a child testing the waters. You're like, what if I stuff it full of cheese?

• 13:01Hannah Berner?

  Or I'm like, if I'm gonna have diarrhea anyway, why not go off? Why not go hard? Why not live life if it's gonna go through me? And then of course I get like. The like maple latte, applesauce latte. And that's gonna go right through me with whole milk. And then I get mad when I have a stomach ache. So my husband's just like, he said what you said, he's like, you got it. Like, get checked. I did once do like a, am I allergic to anything? And I didn't get anything, so I thought I was just.

• 13:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I like, don't believe in those tests, though. I think you can have like an intolerance and it not be like full fledged. Like, I feel like it truly is a spectrum.

• 13:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 13:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Like all things.

• 13:38Hannah Berner?

  Like, sorry, I'm not allergic to grass. There's other issues going on with me.

• 13:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I think you should do that thing where people take out like one thing and just see.

• 13:47Hannah Berner?

  See, I, this is coming from a person who once said, I'm gonna go on a diet. And by dinner, I forgot I was on a diet.

• 13:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I think, I think you really need to just like cut the dairy.

• 13:58Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 13:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Or at least wean it back.

• 14:01Hannah Berner?

  Wean. Such a funny word.

• 14:04Paige DeSorbo?

  We're like literal drug addicts with dairy. We're like, hey, I don't want you to withdraw. Have a little bit at breakfast. Keep you straight.

• 14:10Hannah Berner?

  Last time, last time I tried to not do dairy, I ate butter and I was like, butter's not dairy. But, so then, I tell, I tell Dez, I'm like, I can't eat right now. Even like, he wanted to like, hook up. And I was like, no, I have a stomach ache, I can't. And he was like, okay. And he left to go golfing. I'm like, I have a stomach ache. But then like, two hours go by and I got hungry. I was shitting myself. So I was really like, I was empty, I was so hungry. So I opened the fridge.

• 14:38Paige DeSorbo?

  He was like, I feel like you're doing this on purpose.

• 14:41Hannah Berner?

  There's this strong smell coming from the fridge. And I, it's like leftovers. And I open it and it looks like it's like, like parsnip puree type sweet smell. I'm like, okay, I don't like that. But then I noticed ribs and I was like, oh my god, ribs. And I'm like, let me just taste a little bit of it. And it tasted so good. Next thing you know, I ate like four ribs. And then.

• 15:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Next thing you know, I'm balls deep in barbecue sauce. I don't know how I got there. I'm having amnesia. My husband comes home.

• 15:11Hannah Berner?

  Dez comes home, I'm lying on the floor, ribs all over me. I've spent our whole bank account.

• 15:20Hannah Berner?

  I have a fucking needle in my arm with barbecue sauce.

• 15:25Paige DeSorbo?

  The house, there's a foreclosure sign out in front of the house.

• 15:30Hannah Berner?

  And he, he looks at me and he's like, are you hungry for dinner? And I'm like, no, I actually had the ribs inside, they're really good. And he goes, what? And I said, yeah, the ribs are really good.

• 15:43Hannah Berner?

  Babe, those are like over a week old. And I was like, what do you, wait, what do you mean? Cause my parents had come over like actually like five days ago. And I was like, if that was from where my parents came. And he's like, no, that's a week and a half. And he's like, oh, sorry, it's my fault, it's my fault. So we're sitting there and I'm like, so what's gonna happen?

• 16:02Paige DeSorbo?

  This is like, this is, this is, I've dreamt of this scenario with you, but in terms of like taking a drug. Like you sitting there being like, wait, so what's gonna happen in the next couple of hours?

• 16:13Hannah Berner?

  I know, I was like, what should we, I go, should I throw up? And I'm like, no, I can't make myself throw up. Like I literally won't, like I, well, I can't throw up. It's like my biggest fear.

• 16:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my God, you're so lucky you didn't have to like go to the hospital.

• 16:25Hannah Berner?

  No, well, that's what, he's Googling it and he's like, we might have to go to the hospital. And I'm just sitting there like scared.

• 16:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Waiting for something to erupt.

• 16:31Hannah Berner?

  And he's like, why would you do that? You have stomach problems. Why would you eat ribs if you like have a stomach ache? And I was like, I don't know, like I'm just complex, like I don't know.

• 16:42Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, have you ever heard of a goddamn cracker?

• 16:47Paige DeSorbo?

  A piece of fucking toast?

• 16:51Hannah Berner?

  A rice cake, a rice cake.

• 16:54Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, do you have a barbecue marmalade?

• 17:01Hannah Berner?

  Which I'm pretty sure that has equal, I like, it was coleslaw, like it was, I went crazy, I blacked out. He literally, all he wanted to do was like have sex. And he's like, well, we probably had like a 30 minute window.

• 17:14Hannah Berner?

  By the way, this is marriage, you guys. Trying to have sex in between me having diarrhea.

• 17:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Shitting yourself.

• 17:21Hannah Berner?

  So we hook up, it was fucking crazy.

• 17:25Hannah Berner?

  I'm like sweating, I'm like, is this cause I'm about to die?

• 17:34Hannah Berner?

  And then he's like, I'm not going on top, like that would be crazy, like I think-

• 17:38Paige DeSorbo?

  That would be, honestly, just from the laws of physics, that would be such a death wish.

• 17:45Hannah Berner?

  Also, then we got in a fight, cause right before we hooked, I love saying hooked up with my husband.

• 17:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's actually making it so like teen novel, I'm like obsessed.

• 17:54Hannah Berner?

  And right before I go in to kiss him, I smell my armpit. And he's like, can you not do that?

• 18:01Paige DeSorbo?

  You're a barn animal.

• 18:06Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, why? Sorry, I was checking before I like got all up in you, like I was checking if I smell good, and he's like, can you not do that right before you kiss me?

• 18:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm on his side with that one.

• 18:22Paige DeSorbo?

  What a jarring move.

• 18:24Hannah Berner?

  But then I was like, okay, do I have to be like subtle with it? Like, anyway. So then we just kinda sat there awkwardly for a while, and my stomach was a hundred percent fine. Like arguably the best it's been in a long time.

• 18:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I've seen worse. Get the fuck out of here.

• 18:41Hannah Berner?

  My stomach's like, whatever bacterial infection you had, I think it cancelled it out. So I was fine.

• 18:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Week old meat? We went to college, please.

• 18:50Hannah Berner?

  This is fucking amateur hour. So you'd think someone with the most sensitive stomach ever shouldn't eat two week old meat, but I throve, I thrived.

• 19:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's why I really think yours is-

• 19:04Hannah Berner?

  Mental?

• 19:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no, specifically dairy. Because every time you really do have like a crazy poop attack, you've either had like sour cream, melted cheese, a latte.

• 19:16Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you're turning me on?

• 19:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, sour cream and melted cheese.

• 19:28Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 19:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, wait, those are all my favorite things.

• 19:35Hannah Berner?

  Oh god, so keep it guys posted. Wait, so we, we both did the same thing for Halloween. We took photos and then called it a day. How long did your hair and makeup?

• 19:48Paige DeSorbo?

  That's a good adult thing to do.

• 19:50Hannah Berner?

  How long did it take to get your outfit together?

• 19:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I had to get hair and makeup for something else like prior in the morning. So I was like, let me just tack on this. So it wasn't like I, it was like a whole production. It was literally like, Taylor did my makeup in like 30 minutes and Mitchell just like put a wig on me, but

• 20:09Paige DeSorbo?

  it was fun. It was cute and I wanted to do something for Daphne.

• 20:13Hannah Berner?

  She looked amazing. She looked amazing.

• 20:16Paige DeSorbo?

  She was really like not feeling it, but it was fine.

• 20:18Hannah Berner?

  Daphne's tired.

• 20:20Paige DeSorbo?

  She's tired. She's been working a lot. She's, she's exhausted.

• 20:26Hannah Berner?

  I made Grace come with me to Manhattan Mini Storage.

• 20:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw that.

• 20:31Hannah Berner?

  Cause that's where I have some stuff stored and I realized it looks just like the Severance Hallways and um.

• 20:37Paige DeSorbo?

  You like really looked like her.

• 20:40Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God, thank you. I think Halloween costumes are good when you like naturally slightly look like the person like Post Malone. Or you look like a cat.

• 20:49Paige DeSorbo?

  A cat. Next year we have to do a couples thing.

• 20:53Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, people sent me some good ideas for us and I was like, duh, of course we should have done that, but we both, I came up with my costume like a week before.

• 21:01Paige DeSorbo?

  A week before.

• 21:02Hannah Berner?

  Oh, but also I ordered so many things for this costume and the skirt didn't arrive the day of. So I had Grace go up and get a Hugo Boss Navy skirt, which is gorgeous. Pencil skirt, so country. But that was the day of, so it got kind of crazy. It was a little Devil Wears Prada. I was like, we need to get this look together.

• 21:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Absolutely. Um, one last thing about Halloween.

• 21:31Paige DeSorbo?

  So, look, not that I would ever take sides. Because I'm not dialed in enough to even take a side. But I, I am an appreciator of art. Okay? And so when somebody claps back or has a rebuttal in an artful way, I'm tuned in. I'm sat, I want to appreciate it.

• 21:54Hannah Berner?

  You're impressed almost.

• 21:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm, I would, I dare to say I'm impressed. So Travis Kelsey's ex-girlfriend Kayla.

• 22:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you see what she did for Halloween? I have in my, in all my days, I don't think I've seen a better executed, like, hey, you said something about me, this is what I wanted to say back to it.

• 22:17Hannah Berner?

  I watched it 400 times.

• 22:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I couldn't, I couldn't stop.

• 22:23Paige DeSorbo?

  For people that don't know, everyone was saying that Taylor Swift had said something in her new album, kind of like shading Travis's ex, Kayla. So for Halloween, Kayla dressed as Toni Braxton from a very specific music video of the song named, "He's Not Man Enough For Me", which in the lyrics, it says, "I told him to leave, so I don't care that you're marrying him, because I'm not thinking about him, he's thinking about me. He wasn't man enough for me, I don't want him." And if I had a nickel,

• 22:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I've had, I would have a million nickels. But,

• 23:04Paige DeSorbo?

  it was just so elegantly clapped back at, in like a very simple way. And I was just, I was really impressed.

• 23:14Hannah Berner?

  Because the clapping back can go sour. It can look too hard. You can look bad, yes, you could look super bitter.

• 23:22Paige DeSorbo?

  It could be a bit too mean.

• 23:24Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 23:24Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't know where your threshold is until the internet gets a hold of it.

• 23:28Hannah Berner?

  100%. But she looked stunning. See, I'm, I'm on my, like, Dancing with the Stars, you know, run.

• 23:35Paige DeSorbo?

  You've got a lot of drama going on over there.

• 23:37Hannah Berner?

  No, but I saw that, I said, put Kayla on Dancing with the Stars. Now I'm a casting director for Dancing with the Stars. Now I produce, I'm producing Dancing with the Stars.

• 23:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Put her on Dancing with the Stars.

• 23:45Hannah Berner?

  Put her on Dancing with the Stars. Like, she's actually... The perfect kind of talent for that.

• 23:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 23:51Hannah Berner?

  Um, but yeah, Halloween costumes, there were so many good ones. It's just Heidi Klum is so funny how she loves dressing up as the ugliest thing ever.

• 23:59Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so interesting.

• 24:00Hannah Berner?

  I think it's cuz it's like the one time of the year where she doesn't have to be hot.

• 24:04Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like the opposite of Mean Girls, like it's the one time of year.

• 24:08Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 24:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, autumn in New York is the season where we can finally start dressing again. Every single thing is an excuse to put on a look. Going to work, outfit. Leading a meeting, outfit. Getting drinks with your friends, obviously outfit. And as we all know, every great outfit starts from the feet up. That is why I'm currently obsessed with alleys from Sam Edelman. They're ballet flat, but a little something extra for fall. A contrasting velvet cap toe, I have them in this gorgeous azure blue, which is like a dusty muted blue that somehow goes with everything, even Daphne's eyes. They're so cute and I'm already envisioning my next outfit. Straight leg jeans and oversized blazer and a little shoulder bag. Very, I just threw this on when we all know I absolutely did not. And Hannah is loving hers too.

• 24:53Paige DeSorbo?

  She has the Michaela, which is the Sam Edelman's take on a Mary Jane. And this season it comes in the chicest leopard. So gorge, so easy, and exactly the kind of shoe that makes an otherwise basic outfit look like you actually tried. And there's so much more coming from Sam Edelman this fall beyond these two. Like the new Teigan and Tallulah pumps, plus ready to wear handbags, fragrances, and even a new men's collection. So basically you can make sure both you and your man are looking good for date night because we're not doing all that getting dressed just to let him show up in a T-shirt. Head to samedelman.com and get 15% off with code giggly15. This episode is sponsored by the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel and Affogato.

• 25:35Paige DeSorbo?

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• 26:16Paige DeSorbo?

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• 26:58Paige DeSorbo?

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• 27:39Paige DeSorbo?

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• 28:20Paige DeSorbo?

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• 28:50Hannah Berner?

  I got my armpits.

• 28:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Blazer?

• 28:53Hannah Berner?

  Botox.

• 28:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, stop.

• 28:56Hannah Berner?

  So.

• 28:56Paige DeSorbo?

  How do you feel?

• 28:57Hannah Berner?

  There's a place Babe Aesthetics in West Hampton, DMs me and they were like, "Do you want Botox? Because Paige just got Botox." And I was like, "Okay, like, I don't need to do everything Paige." And I was like, "Sometimes I'm my own person." And I was like, "Yeah, I do have a sweating problem."

• 29:13Paige DeSorbo?

  We're fraternal twins.

• 29:15Hannah Berner?

  We are. I was like, I felt it through her.

• 29:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:18Hannah Berner?

  But it doesn't go into effect for two weeks, but it's, yeah, like, I'm sweating right now.

• 29:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 29:23Hannah Berner?

  There's a lot of messages of girls being like, "Let me know what happened." So I will keep you guys posted, but it's the most adorable, nice spot that I could roll into.

• 29:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Since we're doing the aesthetics portion of the pod, I do want to give the Gigglers an update that I did go to the orthodontist inquiring about braces on the inside of my teeth and she was literally like, "Get out of my office."

• 29:45Hannah Berner?

  Wait, people messaged me being like, "Don't do it."

• 29:48Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, "You would hate it. I'm never doing that to you. You also don't need it." So she was like, "Just go to your dentist. Like, he'll figure something out for you."

• 29:55Hannah Berner?

  I think you just have to restart Invisalign.

• 29:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I went back to my dentist. She was like, been my friend for a while. If you need a dentist in New York City, Eric Chazen, he's amazing. I've been going to him for like 10 years.

• 30:07Paige DeSorbo?

  He was like, I'm just gonna get, he was like, tell me what you hate. And I was like, it's literally one tooth. And he was like, okay, I'm just gonna give you like a no prep veneer, right there, and shut up.

• 30:17Hannah Berner?

  Or you could just pull it.

• 30:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he's like, or you could just put a bag over your head, babe. He's so sick of my shit. If you wanna meet someone authentically sick of my shit, it's my dentist. He's like, just do the invisibility, like, I don't get it.

• 30:32Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I'm gonna tie a rope around that. We're gonna tie it to the door. We're gonna count three, two, one, and I'm gonna give you a dollar.

• 30:38Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, enough. You know that like, a doctor's fed up with your shit when you're like, should I make a follow-up appointment while you're in the office? And he's like, no, call. Like, usually they're like, make an appointment now, cuz we don't want to have to chase you. He's like, no, we'll call you when it's, when we're ready.

• 30:57Hannah Berner?

  That's like, when I went to the dermatologist to be like, should I get like, some kind of laser or something? And she was like, yeah, you should get like, maybe like a PR seven, whatever. And they have like, all these weird names. And I was like, okay, great, let's do it. And she was like, oh, you have to make an appointment. It'll, in the next six weeks. And I go, babe, you're never gonna see me again. Do you know how hard it was to get me here?

• 31:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, I did that laser, well, that I said, told the gigglers I was doing like, over the summer.

• 31:22Hannah Berner?

  IPL.

• 31:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Was that it? No.

• 31:25Hannah Berner?

  I don't know. Did you have to be out of commission for a while?

• 31:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Fuck, what was the name of it? I always ask my friend Alexa. Laser Genesis.

• 31:35Hannah Berner?

  How was it?

• 31:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so I did laser Genesis over the summer and, because it kept getting like, pushed to me every time I'd go to the dermatologist. And I had a couple of brides, like, in my DMs, like, should I do it before my wedding? I don't think it was worth it whatsoever.

• 31:49Hannah Berner?

  How do you know?

• 31:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, because they did like, before and after pictures. It's supposed to be like, for fine lines, acne, brightening your skin, like...

• 31:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Not for the amount of money it costs.

• 32:00Hannah Berner?

  I'm obsessed.

• 32:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Do I think it did it?

• 32:02Hannah Berner?

  No. I love the TikToks of people being like, what you shouldn't waste your money on. I'm like, tell me, uninfluence me, please. That's like.

• 32:08Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so you.

• 32:09Hannah Berner?

  I love it. I'm like, call this motherfucker out. Call him out. Um, so I know you were saying, I think you were saying, New York City, I'm performing this weekend.

• 32:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 32:20Hannah Berner?

  This upcoming weekend, Carnegie Hall.

• 32:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I'd like to attend to the green room.

• 32:25Hannah Berner?

  I didn't, I like got nervous to ask you. I was like, does she, like, what does she want to do? Like?

• 32:31Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so funny because I got nervous to ask you because I was like, I don't want her to think that like, I want to come and like, sit and like, annoy her, like she doesn't really like people come, like you don't let Dez come to certain ones because you don't want to get nervous. So I didn't want to be like, hey, I want to come and you'd be like, eh, that would actually like make me nervous.

• 32:50Hannah Berner?

  No, literally not at all. In the green room, I literally pretend like I don't have a show and then they'll be like, hey, you're on in 10 minutes. And I'm like, oh, fuck. I'm also going early to get my makeup done, like we did at,

• 33:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, okay, great.

• 33:00Hannah Berner?

  at Radio City. So I'll be there, like, I'm chilling. And I had, I had lunch with my Nana and Papa. It was, so they're so freaking cute. I love them so much.

• 33:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Any good words of wisdom?

• 33:13Hannah Berner?

  Well, Nana.

• 33:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I have like Daphne all over my microphone.

• 33:17Hannah Berner?

  Nana is so gorgeous and she's sitting there and she goes, oh, I need something to look forward to. And I said, Nana, we have Carnegie Hall next week. And she goes, oh, I hope I can make it that long.

• 33:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she's the most dramatic. Like every time I talk to her, I feel like she's just stepped off stage of her one woman performance of her life.

• 33:46Hannah Berner?

  She's always like a little flustered from being so gorgeous. Like she just did a meet and greet. That's what she always.

• 33:52Paige DeSorbo?

  In another life, she's Luann's mother. Like she's the original showgirl.

• 33:58Hannah Berner?

  She like is that girl. And she said something, I think it's, it's, it's my little cousin's birthday and everyone's going to Europe. And she goes, what if I get sick? Right when everyone goes to Europe. Wouldn't that be, she goes, wouldn't that be horrible? I said, now that I've been in therapy, because someone in the family needs to go to therapy. I said, Nana, do you know what that's called? She goes, she can't hear anything. She goes, what? And I go, okay. Turn on your fucking ear thing, listen to me right now. It's called catastrophizing. You're sitting here thinking of the worst possible thing that can happen. Instead of just being like, oh, it's gonna be a fun birthday.

• 34:36Paige DeSorbo?

  It's in our blood.

• 34:37Hannah Berner?

  I said to her, Nana, you're catastrophizing. And she goes, I would have nothing else to do.

• 34:44Hannah Berner?

  This is what I do. And I'm like, you are so fucking funny. She goes, what do you do if you're not catastrophizing?

• 34:50Paige DeSorbo?

  You're certainly not, you're certainly not planning ahead, I'll tell you that. You're certainly not planning, no, like, older Italian women love to talk up, talk about when they're gonna die. They love it.

• 35:03Hannah Berner?

  All she does is talk about death.

• 35:05Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, well, you never know, I might be dead for that. It's like, they always slip it in, in like, the most.

• 35:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she's like, dinner, no one's gonna care if I'm dead for that.

• 35:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, or if something like down the line, well, I'll be dead by then, so.

• 35:21Hannah Berner?

  It's always.

• 35:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I hope you have a good time. It's like, why, grandma?

• 35:25Hannah Berner?

  But you know what's funny with the anxious Italian moms, and a lot of moms, I feel like? Actually, Des would joke about this, about his mom, how she's anxious about everything. So then, when something really bad happened, everyone would be like, your mom's so calm. And he's like, no, this is just, she's been prepared for this all day, all year.

• 35:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone would say she manifested it.

• 35:47Hannah Berner?

  She knew it was coming. She knows exactly what to do. She catastrophizes this in her own head.

• 35:52Paige DeSorbo?

  She's prepared for this on so many levels.

• 35:54Hannah Berner?

  She's so prepared.

• 35:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, sorry, we keep going back to Halloween, but last thing I wanna say about Halloween. Did you see Lily Allen dressed up as Madeline? Because she named that one song, like, after the girl.

• 36:08Hannah Berner?

  See, I didn't.

• 36:09Paige DeSorbo?

  That you cheated with her?

• 36:09Hannah Berner?

  I didn't connect, I didn't connect it, I didn't connect it. You would love to dress up as Madeline, I feel like.

• 36:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Madeline is such a good Halloween costume.

• 36:18Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say, one thing, Lily Allen, there's like, tons of shit going on online about her. But I kind of love that, like, at 40 years old, she just was like, I feel like being an it girl this month.

• 36:29Hannah Berner?

  And like not to be like 40s old, it's more like just cool that at any age, you're just like, I'm gonna pop off right now.

• 36:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's like actually, I'm gonna change my life for a quick second.

• 36:38Hannah Berner?

  The clips of him going around are so bad, but like, we've all been there. Like, I've had boyfriends like him and I'm like, he hates me and it makes me like more, like I can tell that he hates me.

• 36:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:55Hannah Berner?

  And they either hate you because they're jealous or because they're so insecure about their own shit. But when you're in it, you can't tell that they're jealous. You can't tell that they're insecure. You're just like, I'm not good enough for him. And it really is dark, but he's, yeah, I've, there's a million of them around.

• 37:11Paige DeSorbo?

  And I saw a thing that said that Millie Bobby Brown had like, gone to HR like before the last season of Stranger Things because of him, like that he was just like the worst.

• 37:23Hannah Berner?

  Oh, oh, oh.

• 37:24Paige DeSorbo?

  You hate to see it.

• 37:26Hannah Berner?

  You hate to see it and people get famous all the time and you don't know that they're shitty people.

• 37:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you see, have you watched any of the new Kardashian season? Like I feel like I, I don't know why it feels like OG Kardashians.

• 37:41Hannah Berner?

  Really? Okay, so I'm, I'm gonna freeze because I love them, but I never watched any of it. So I'm like, is it like Game of Thrones? Like, can I just start season 48?

• 37:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, yeah, you can, but it was just like peak, at its peak.

• 37:56Hannah Berner?

  I was in a room with Kim Kardashian for like two hours.

• 37:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yeah. Wait, okay, this is actually what I wanted to bring up. So you went to like the little, um, she had like an intimate dinner for All's Fair, like premiere in New York.

• 38:10Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 38:11Paige DeSorbo?

  On the episode, the most recent episode, they're at All's Fair, like filming.

• 38:16Hannah Berner?

  Oh, wow.

• 38:18Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's all about Kim Kardashian and Sarah Paulson, like, having the giggles at all times. Like, they could not get through this one scene and Glenn Close was like, pull it together. But when they look at each other, they start laughing and it was so giving me and you.

• 38:39Hannah Berner?

  Sarah Paulson was there too.

• 38:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Because it was like, yeah, it was like this, it was like watching them, they had like their own secret language of like what they felt was funny. And I feel like that is very much like if you and I are in a group of people.

• 38:53Hannah Berner?

  No one else laughs.

• 38:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Not only does no one else laugh, but like in my head, no one else exists. Cause I'm like, I'm not gonna waste my time talking to you because you're not even gonna get what I'm saying.

• 39:05Hannah Berner?

  It's not their fault because we don't even finish the sentence and you know what I'm saying. We, I have to watch that episode. That sounds so, I want to see like the behind the scenes of that stuff.

• 39:13Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's so funny watching them like giggle at everything like Sarah Paulson dressed up as Kim one day.

• 39:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And just kept like going up to Chris like, hi mom.

• 39:25Hannah Berner?

  Sarah Paulson is with like an older woman. Do you know this? Like a female zaddy.

• 39:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, oh my God, she, what is her? She was the mom actually on Two and a Half Men. She's been like a lot of things.

• 39:38Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she's really, she's.

• 39:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't think of her name, but yeah, they have like a, a pretty big age gap.

• 39:44Hannah Berner?

  So Sarah Paulson and I are like the same. Um, but Sarah Paulson was there. I do have to let you guys know at these, you know, Paige and I don't, we get nervous around a dinner party.

• 39:54Paige DeSorbo?

  We can't do intimate gatherings.

• 39:55Hannah Berner?

  And it's just so interesting. Some people, um, like I'm outgoing, right? Like I'm having fun, but some people, next thing you know, they're like sitting on Kim Kardashian's lap, just like laughing, you know, like you're like, how did, how did that happen? Where like the second, maybe I respect people too much, but I'm like, when Sarah Paulson walked by the table, I wasn't like, oh, how are you? Like I was like, hi Sarah, like I respect you. Like, thank you. Like, don't let me interrupt your night, you know?

• 40:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what I feel like it is? And I actually have this like question for you. As we're, as you're like in your twenties and you get out of college and you're like trying to get a job, you always hear the word like you have to network and network and blah, blah, and you have to go to this, this and this. And I used to be like so against it because I was like, I, I'm sorry, I can't network because that's just not who I am. I couldn't even sell like Girl Scout cookies when I was a Girl Scout because I was like, I'm not pushing these on these people that don't even want it.

• 40:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Like watching people like social climb.

• 40:56Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 40:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Is like my worst nightmare because the anxiety that that would give me to like have to talk to someone like makes me anxious.

• 41:03Hannah Berner?

  And also like even as a like I'll tell people who I want to be friends with. I'm like, please bother me because I'm not going to bother you because I God forbid annoy you like that would ruin my day. So like when it comes to like these like really like famous people like I preferred to like one day be cast in a project with them and that's how we meet.

• 41:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 41:25Hannah Berner?

  And and the it's like it's not I'm not gonna say something that's gonna make Sarah Paulson be like, who's that girl? She's cool.

• 41:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not like going up to you and being like, can I lick your face and take a picture with you?

• 41:37Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, I'm never doing that.

• 41:38Paige DeSorbo?

  You have things to do.

• 41:40Hannah Berner?

  I'm never, but will I look at Kim Kardashian, the back of her neck, the entire dinner and be like, oh my God, that's Kim Kardashian. Look at her.

• 41:46Paige DeSorbo?

  But I also feel like and I still feel like I see clips on TikToks of like female female entrepreneurs or even like influencers or whatever. And it's like you have to network, network, network. I just like don't really think you do.

• 41:58Hannah Berner?

  I think that.

• 42:00Paige DeSorbo?

  In certain situations, like I'm sure in certain industries, yes, but I am not like if someone wants to work with you, they're gonna be able to find you and contact you. Then like how you act after that is definitely on you and keeping a good professional relationship. But I don't think like going to every cocktail party is gonna like make you succeed. You could be seen as really fucking annoying.

• 42:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 42:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually.

• 42:22Hannah Berner?

  It's a thin line.

• 42:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Pop up everywhere? I don't think so.

• 42:25Hannah Berner?

  A thin fucking line. I do think with the internet though, the fact that you can just like develop your own brand, then like it's so much easier for people to see you and like reach out. But um yeah, I feel like me and you rarely make the first move in terms of like connecting and oh yeah, network. Cause also it doesn't matter if the person does not fuck with you, they don't fuck with you. It doesn't matter like how often you're around holding a glass of wine with them.

• 42:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I will say I'm turning thirty three tomorrow, but that didn't even have anything.

• 42:57Hannah Berner?

  Wait, it's tomorrow? Do you remember how Google said your birthday was November sixth and like for five years I thought your birthday was November sixth?

• 43:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I kind of like that the internet has my birthday wrong because it's like, yeah.

• 43:07Hannah Berner?

  I have you as younger.

• 43:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Not everything you read on the internet is true.

• 43:13Hannah Berner?

  Can I say something about the New York City Marathon?

• 43:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yeah, cuz then I'm sure I'll piggyback off of it.

• 43:21Hannah Berner?

  So, I have something to say about the New York City Marathon.

• 43:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I missed it this year. I've never been fucking happier. I'm like, yeah, I'm out of fucking town. Get a grip, you guys.

• 43:31Hannah Berner?

  The craziest thing about the New York City Marathon is, what other sport do they have full professionals? And then like Joe Schmo competing in the same thing. Like, it's actually crazy.

• 43:44Paige DeSorbo?

  They also don't even cheer for the professionals.

• 43:48Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no, like, my friends, like, I'm, um, my friend is running in it, and I'm like, bitch, the race is over. The person won already. Like, how are you all racing in the same race?

• 43:57Paige DeSorbo?

  The professionals do it in like 20 minutes.

• 43:59Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, it's literally like the US Open if they let, like, your mom who plays doubles once every two weeks, like, join. Like, that's what it feels like. It's kinda, I don't know any other sport.

• 44:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I actually think, um, in terms of marathons, it's hard to qualify for the, not hard, harder to qualify for the New York City Marathon than it is for other ones.

• 44:20Hannah Berner?

  Oh, like, not everyone can join?

• 44:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think so.

• 44:23Hannah Berner?

  Have you?

• 44:24Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I don't think you can just walk up and be like, I wanna run the New York City, can you?

• 44:28Hannah Berner?

  I have never even looked into the first step of joining a marathon. And like, also, I, it did seem like fulfilling in a way where like, you're with community, and like, people are rooting for you.

• 44:41Paige DeSorbo?

  The thing with the New York City is there's just like so much obstruction of the roadways. And it's like, the main reason we're here is to get around town.

• 44:50Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no, no.

• 44:51Paige DeSorbo?

  So the fact that the streets are always shut down for things, I hate it.

• 44:56Hannah Berner?

  Whoever logistically runs the New York City Marathon should run for president, because they, how, why aren't we doing this in Missouri?

• 45:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you kidding? Actually, I think the route looks so dumb. I saw an outline of it. I go, well, who the fuck would wanna do that? I would get dizzy. I was like, what a stupid route.

• 45:13Hannah Berner?

  To have a marathon in the, a major city is like, next level crazy. Like, why don't you do it on a farm? Just let them run.

• 45:20Paige DeSorbo?

  So, so proud of the people that did it. I'm sure it was like, I, I don't know if I'll ever do something in the sports arena where I have to train, but so more power to you guys. Um, so happy I was out of town for it. Thankful, and is, thankful doesn't even do it justice. Actually, my mom even texted me.

• 45:43Hannah Berner?

  What'd she say?

• 45:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And goes, "Oh, I'm so happy you'll be out of town for the marathon."

• 45:47Hannah Berner?

  That is so Italian, mom. I was stressing that you were gonna get stuck. And that, you know, we're not gonna get home in time. Oh, thank goodness. You're gone.

• 45:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 45:57Hannah Berner?

  I didn't sleep last night because I knew the marathon was starting. If you order Uber Eats, it'll take forty-five minutes.

• 46:04Paige DeSorbo?

  So, after our Uber conversation where she was like, um, where I was like, "You can't drink the drinks", she literally called me immediately and she goes, "And tell Hannah they do inject it from the sides." Like, of the, of the water bottle? She was like, "They do inject it from the sides and they do put poison in it, so please make sure you tell Hannah to not drink."

• 46:27Hannah Berner?

  She didn't text me. She was like, "Hey, I know you do little jokes on Giggly Squad, but this is a serious thing going on."

• 46:34Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:03Paige DeSorbo?

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• 51:14Hannah Berner?

  Also, I went to the DMV this week.

• 51:18Paige DeSorbo?

  And how was that?

• 51:19Hannah Berner?

  Well, I went in-depth story in Burner Phone if you guys want to hear the details, but I tried to explain the story with my husband, which could, like going to the DMV with your husband and then telling the story of it, like, is how you can get divorced. So it was like really risky of us to do that.

• 51:35Paige DeSorbo?

  But he was... Like many couples have gone to the DMV and then talked about it in couples therapy that same way.

• 51:41Hannah Berner?

  Exactly. Like if you feel like just like testing or like you guys haven't fought in a while, just be like, let's go to the DMV. But I fortunately, Dez was like busy with something. I love a man that's busy. He was like busy. I jump in the car and he was like on the phone and we're going to the DMV, um, because obviously I can't drive, and he was like, "Oh, do you have everything you need?" What a great question.

• 52:02Paige DeSorbo?

  What a funny question to ask Hannah.

• 52:05Hannah Berner?

  I go, "What are we even talking about? Like in what way? Like what planet are we on first?"

• 52:12Paige DeSorbo?

  You were like, "Well, what, a genre of what things?" Like I don't know.

• 52:16Hannah Berner?

  What is this, Jeopardy?

• 52:20Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, "Emotionally or physically?" Because emotionally, I don't know.

• 52:26Hannah Berner?

  So in the DMV website, like if it's not obvious to me, it's not happening and then I'll turn it on them because I'm like, well, that made no sense. But my problem was I had to do multiple things. I had to change my address. I had to renew it and I had to get a real ID. So I got my, I had my passport, I had my wallet and there was like a random piece of mail for me and I'm like, this better work. And I show up and the lady immediately was like, you need six points of identification. I go, what does that mean? Six points. What does six points mean?

• 53:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Six different.

• 53:03Hannah Berner?

  It's, well, apparently things are worth different points and I'm like, I don't, I know you guys have your own little fun language.

• 53:10Hannah Berner?

  But like this is, this is America.

• 53:13Paige DeSorbo?

  You're not on level six, you fucking loser.

• 53:17Hannah Berner?

  So she goes, you need, um, something that proves your address. I go, yeah, I have this like Sirius XM bill. And she was like, this isn't a bill. This is just so Sirius XM sent you something like, like a.

• 53:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You need like a Con Ed bill or like a insurance bill or something. Yeah.

• 53:33Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, okay, well, I don't have that. And she's like, it's okay. You can still renew it and get the real ID. Do you have your social security number, card on you? And I was like, I didn't know, you know, there was a card. And Dez looks at me and Dez is like.

• 53:47Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, now you're making things up, ma'am.

• 53:49Hannah Berner?

  Now you're fucking with me, a card. A physical card? I go, when did they get that to you?

• 53:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I have a podcast where millions of people, I could say how you're doing. She's like, ma'am, this is protocol.

• 54:01Hannah Berner?

  Ma'am, you're under arrest. But Dez is so sweet. He looks at me, he goes, I knew there'd be something. He said that in the car. He goes, when you got there, there's going to be something you don't have. Don't get upset. This is part of life. Okay. I don't know what it is, but you're gonna not have something. And I said, thank you for supporting me.

• 54:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Dez is like a dad from like the 1970s. That's just like so blunt. He's like, hey, you're not very bright and you're not very smart. So it's probably not going to work out in there for you. Just know, people love you at home.

• 54:33Hannah Berner?

  That's literally the speech he gave to me before I went into the DMV. He goes, keep your head up because it's not going to go well. But I love you for you, not your DMV skills.

• 54:42Paige DeSorbo?

  We can't even believe you passed the test. Think of the bright side.

• 54:45Hannah Berner?

  It's like, it's a miracle we got this far.

• 54:49Hannah Berner?

  I didn't believe in you, no one believed in you.

• 54:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he's literally like an eighties dad. He's like, I don't give a fuck. Worry about it in therapy. You're stupid.

• 54:59Hannah Berner?

  He goes, back then, we didn't have therapy. We just figured it out. We just pushed through.

• 55:04Paige DeSorbo?

  We pushed it down.

• 55:05Hannah Berner?

  We pushed it down. So.

• 55:07Paige DeSorbo?

  So, okay, so now, so now what?

• 55:08Hannah Berner?

  You have to have a social security card. And I look at him scared. He looks at me like, I told you this would happen. And he goes, look.

• 55:15Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, we practiced for this.

• 55:17Hannah Berner?

  He goes, we're gonna have to get it mailed to you. It's, and I was like, no. And he was like, just breathe. It's okay. And she's like, but I do think you could get it renewed. You can't do any of the other things. And I said, okay, one for three. Like, that's okay. So we get up to the place and I'm looking in my wallet and I pull out, I have like, a random card next to my vaccination card. I have two cards. And I go, what's this? And he goes, that's your fucking social security number. He goes, babe, you did it. You did it. And then the lady's.

• 55:49Paige DeSorbo?

  He's just as shocked as anyone.

• 55:50Hannah Berner?

  He's like, you'd think that I just like won the lottery.

• 55:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Cure cancer. Yeah.

• 55:54Hannah Berner?

  And then he goes, the lady goes, you can get a bill on your phone. And I was like, oh, my God. So I like find some bill. And he goes, you did it. You, I, I did everything that I need accidentally. I accidentally got my license at the DMV. Like, how is that possible? He goes, how the fuck do you, why are you walking around with your social security card for the last 10 years on you? Like, that is so not what you're supposed to do.

• 56:20Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what? I'm taking your IBS ass out for ice cream. Get in the car. I'm so fucking proud of you.

• 56:28Hannah Berner?

  Paige, we literally got ice cream afterwards.

• 56:33Hannah Berner?

  Shout out Snowflake Riverhead, best ice cream in town.

• 56:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I knew it. I knew he was gonna be that, because that's what an eighties dad does. He goes, that was good work. We're going to get a McFlurry. Get in the car.

• 56:45Hannah Berner?

  That reminds me, my dad used to be like, if, if you win this tennis match, we're gonna get milkshakes. I'm like, Dad, you want a milkshake? You want a milkshake?

• 56:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Dude, just go get one.

• 56:56Hannah Berner?

  Just get a milkshake. So anyway.

• 56:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God. That is so funny.

• 57:00Hannah Berner?

  She, she gave us the receipt and the address was wrong. Like, she didn't put the like, there's like an extra stuff at the end. And I was like, ma'am, like, it's actually wrong. And Dez is like, how did you see that? Like, he was like obsessed with me that day.

• 57:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God. He was literally, he was like.

• 57:15Hannah Berner?

  Even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

• 57:19Hannah Berner?

  Not after the ice cream.

• 57:22Hannah Berner?

  He goes, once the ice cream stomach ache wears off.

• 57:27Paige DeSorbo?

  You're mine.

• 57:28Hannah Berner?

  You're mine. So, um, then she edited that. But anyway, um, I don't recommend the DMV, but they do good work there.

• 57:34Paige DeSorbo?

  You've had to go an odd amount of times this, in the past six months.

• 57:40Hannah Berner?

  Inhumane.

• 57:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's kind of crazy. Did you see the whole article where it was like, is having a boyfriend embarrassing?

• 57:48Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 57:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Which like, yeah, being associated with a man in any capacity at any moment in time is embarrassing. But then I saw this other girl make a TikTok and it was just like, she was like, ah, I'm just so tired.

• 58:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't even know what it was about. I was just like, like.

• 58:06Hannah Berner?

  Repose.

• 58:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Repose.

• 58:09Paige DeSorbo?

  She was just like, how many times can we like blame women for like everything? But she was really talking more about, did you see the trend on TikTok where it was like, um, it's like girls showing things that like their husbands do? And it's like, yeah, because I didn't marry a loser.

• 58:26Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I don't like that. It's very.

• 58:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And she was like, she's like implying that the trend is like, it's on the girl to figure out in this plethora of men that are all losers. You have to pick out the one that's like not a loser. And if he is a loser, it's not on him, it's on you.

• 58:42Hannah Berner?

  Also, if you're posting to try to show that your man's not a loser,

• 58:48Hannah Berner?

  I don't want to say it, but.

• 58:49Paige DeSorbo?

  He's a loser. All men are inherently loserish, you know? So let's just like say that first and foremost. But she was, then she was like relating it back to like, are boyfriends embarrassing? And she was just like, no matter what, women are just like always blamed. And she was like, so now you're blamed if you have a boyfriend, like that's embarrassing. But the girls that have boyfriends, like they're already embarrassing. If he's a loser, that's bad for you. Like that's on you. And it really is like.

• 59:18Paige DeSorbo?

  And I feel like I can speak to it, like having different relationships in the public eye. Like anytime one of my boyfriends in the public eye or like whatever would do something. It was always me that was like, well, she's stupid for being with him like type of thing. It was never like, well, that was bad behavior on his part. Yeah. Which it is just like so true, like obviously I agree with the Vogue article, boyfriends are embarrassing. But all men are embarrassing.

• 59:43Hannah Berner?

  It reminds me of the TikTok with La Roche. Did you see that from Victoria's Secret?

• 59:48Paige DeSorbo?

  With like the world.

• 59:50Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, he was like, we're from the same place and she's like, the Bronx and he goes, the world. So that was, he was actually telling her like, we're both LGBTQ plus.

• 1:00:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 1:00:02Hannah Berner?

  But she didn't want to acknowledge that in that moment. Like she was like, I want some privacy. So that's why she goes to the Bronx and then he didn't want to embarrass her. So he said, the world. But I said, that's how.

• 1:00:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that went right over my head.

• 1:00:17Hannah Berner?

  I had to watch, like, they were like, there's layers to this. But then that's me when I'm like talking shit to a girl about men. And then she's like, are you married? And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, the Bronx.

• 1:00:28Paige DeSorbo?

  We were talking about you and your loser boyfriend, not my situation. Not my situation.

• 1:00:33Hannah Berner?

  I do think like, there is something to be said about not making your boyfriend, your husband.

• 1:00:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Your personality.

• 1:00:40Hannah Berner?

  Your personality, the center of your life. It is, I think it's less embar- that's the embarrassing part is when like your happiness rides on him. And your identity rides on that. And that's why I think sometimes it's hard, like public eye relationships. It's like you become a, they merge your names and shit, like it, you.

• 1:01:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't merge my name.

• 1:01:01Hannah Berner?

  Don't merge any name. Don't merge the names. I'm speaking.

• 1:01:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, you know what's crazy is like, we're both girls.

• 1:01:14Paige DeSorbo?

  So stupid. Where I don't even know why I started it out like that. You're married, but like I feel like that's. Why can't I form a coherent thought? You're married and you didn't change your name. Did you ever think you were going to change your name? Because I did. And now as I get older, I'm like in no, I'm not changing my fucking name.

• 1:01:39Hannah Berner?

  I've known in my core, since I came out of the womb. I also like, there are some people though, like your last name's annoying. Like that's not your fault. Like it's like Krasinski or something and like no one could spell it.

• 1:01:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:01:51Hannah Berner?

  Not to come for the whole Polish community.

• 1:01:55Hannah Berner?

  Some Polish names are really difficult and it's not their fault, but like sometimes like you marry a guy whose last name is like Baker and you're like, okay, let's do that. Um, but I always like loved my last name, but identified by my last name. I'm proud of my last name. My mom added a hyphen, which.

• 1:02:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Considered my mom.

• 1:02:17Hannah Berner?

  By the way, maybe it was like in.

• 1:02:19Paige DeSorbo?

  That was like them dipping their toes. Yes, they were like, hey, we can't be full feminists because like society will murder us.

• 1:02:26Hannah Berner?

  I'm not an angry feminist.

• 1:02:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. She's like, they're like, let us dip it in.

• 1:02:30Hannah Berner?

  But apparently that's a fucking nightmare at the DMV.

• 1:02:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's why I really brought it up because I was like, you have a gripe with the DMV like.

• 1:02:40Hannah Berner?

  You know, girls will get married and then not be able to go on their honeymoon because their passport doesn't match their like their new name. And or like they didn't put the hyphen in the right place.

• 1:02:50Paige DeSorbo?

  That just seems like so much admin that I'm not ever going to be prepared to like start.

• 1:02:55Hannah Berner?

  And growing up in Parksville, Brooklyn, it was pretty like open and free. And one of my mom's friends merged her name with her husband's name to create a new last name, like a, like a celebrity name.

• 1:03:11Hannah Berner?

  It was quite creative.

• 1:03:12Paige DeSorbo?

  That's a bit, that's a bit outside my, my range.

• 1:03:16Hannah Berner?

  It is kind of annoying that like my brother's kids are burners, but like my kids are not going to be burners. And I'm like, but I'm, I am, I am a burner.

• 1:03:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I started this family. You'd all be nothing without me.

• 1:03:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No, one of my favorite bits ever is from Chelsea Handler's stand-up where like she talks about her brother like having kids and his legacy and like it's such a good, such a good bit.

• 1:03:43Hannah Berner?

  Can I do a quick shout out to Lois, Lois, my niece? Lois won student of the month this month. They took a photo, they talked about like Lois is all this stuff. I FaceTimed her, this bitch was wearing sunglasses, wouldn't make eye contact with me anymore. Wins student of the month one month, suddenly she's too cool for Aunt Hanny.

• 1:04:04Paige DeSorbo?

  She's different.

• 1:04:05Hannah Berner?

  She's different. But I, it's also like when it happened, I was like, oh, it's so sweet. But then I called her and I was like, Lois, even if you never wins student of the month again, I still love you. And that's like my own trauma I'm projecting onto her.

• 1:04:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna say, tell me for, tell me that when you heard that you weren't like, I could have won student of the month more.

• 1:04:29Hannah Berner?

  When I, the first time I won, well, first of all, the first time I won student of the month, I didn't the first month, which I was livid.

• 1:04:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I can picture this clear as day. It's like September 3rd, September 3rd and you're like, hold on.

• 1:04:44Hannah Berner?

  No, it was like that scene in a movie. They're like, the first ever student of the month is, and I go to stand up.

• 1:04:52Hannah Berner?

  They're like, Jacob, and I'm like, what?

• 1:04:57Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, Jacob? Jacob sticks pencil erasers up his nose. He is the student of the month.

• 1:05:04Hannah Berner?

  Jacob can't even form a full sentence and when, he didn't do his homework on the 4th. So that's fucking insane. So then the second month, I won it and I said, okay, thank you. And the teacher literally looked at me, knew I was mad and she goes.

• 1:05:17Paige DeSorbo?

  You won it the month of October?

• 1:05:19Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, I won student of the month, the month of October in third grade and it was too overwhelming. I had to take a leave of absence from school and get my appendix out. You know what? I said, you know what? Hold the phone. I'd prefer a spring month. I'm gonna take a bit of, of rest.

• 1:05:40Hannah Berner?

  I don't know, I feel like you got, you won it and then you were like, this is the perfect time to get even more attention and have a life threatening illness.

• 1:05:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, how could I make my reign stand out from all the other reigns?

• 1:05:53Hannah Berner?

  You're like, I'm gonna need this press cycle to last a little longer.

• 1:05:57Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, I was like, ah, a medical diagnosis.

• 1:06:00Hannah Berner?

  You come back and everyone's crying.

• 1:06:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I came back, someone had to like, open the door for me. I said, yes.

• 1:06:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Please get my door.

• 1:06:08Hannah Berner?

  But I swear to God, the teacher, after I won, the teacher looked at me and I looked at her and I said, thanks. And she goes, I remember she goes, I couldn't give you it the first month, it would have been too obvious. And I said, don't play games with me.

• 1:06:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm. Yet again, we're always making excuses for the men.

• 1:06:25Hannah Berner?

  Yet again, a man wins. But I do think that, that high I got from winning that wasn't good. It wasn't good for my, me.

• 1:06:35Paige DeSorbo?

  It definitely did start your level of competitiveness.

• 1:06:39Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and then I had to have an ego death.

• 1:06:42Paige DeSorbo?

  You like, expecting to get it, like, the first month and being like devastated though, is so you, like, where you're like, sorry, what?

• 1:06:51Hannah Berner?

  When I went to class, I was locked in. Like, I was eyeing with the teacher. I was like, what are we do, me and you doing today? Like, fuck all these other kids, like, I'm here with you, Susan.

• 1:07:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, this is so funny to think about. Do you want to know why you were like that? Because she's up there performing and you're like, hold on, no one's gonna be performing in front of a crowd and not having me involved. Susan, from the top, what's the math again? They didn't hear it. Like, you're emceeing her, like, you're opening for her.

• 1:07:28Hannah Berner?

  I was tagging her up.

• 1:07:32Paige DeSorbo?

  She'd make a joke and you were like, that's a joke about fractions. You idiots wouldn't get it.

• 1:07:40Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I might have told this story before, but I have to tell it. It's one of our like family stories that I'll never live down. I, in Shelter Island, a person came with like all these animals, like it was like an animal show.

• 1:07:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a petting?

• 1:07:54Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like a petting, but like with reptiles. But I just remember, you know, as a kid, like when you love something, you're like, no one here loves this more than me.

• 1:08:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Hannah Berner?

  You said, "Let it go."

• 1:08:08Hannah Berner?

  Not the direction I was going. No, like imagine like you're sitting there and someone's like, "We're having a, um, an outfit runway." And you're like, "Well, this is for me. Like this is my time to shine." So like, I love animals. So they're like, "Do you want to go to the animal show?" And I go, "Do I want to go to that?" Yeah, this has been in my calendar for three months. We're going to the animal show. So apparently I got there and they like asked questions to the kids. It's like very interactive. But my annoying ass was raising my hand. Everyone else is shy, right? Me raising my hand, trying to answer every question. And my dad jokes that the guy was like clearly like, "This isn't, we can't have you answer every question. Like leave some room for other kids."

• 1:08:51Hannah Berner?

  And then at one point, I like was running out of stuff to say, but I still wanted to be called on. And he called on me and I like forgot what I was going to say and you could tell I was nervous and I just go, "I like animals."

• 1:09:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly Hannah, I know exactly the kind of kid you were and I was the kid like in the corner looking at you being like, "Are you fucking kidding?"

• 1:09:14Paige DeSorbo?

  If you keep talking, we can't even pet the animals because you've been yapping the whole time.

• 1:09:19Hannah Berner?

  To this day, my dad will be like, "I like animals." And then he said the guy, even he jokes to the guy was like, "Can anyone, is there anything to say? Maybe in Spanish?" And I was like, "Me? Who's the animalist?"

• 1:09:31Paige DeSorbo?

  You did not. You did not, Hannah.

• 1:09:34Hannah Berner?

  So anyway, we've learned and we've grown.

• 1:09:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyway, follow your dreams, be yourself.

• 1:09:39Hannah Berner?

  Be yourself.

• 1:09:40Paige DeSorbo?

  At the end of the day, be yourself.

• 1:09:41Hannah Berner?

  And that's why we have a podcast, because we can yap all day.

• 1:09:45Paige DeSorbo?

  No one's gonna yell at us.

• 1:09:47Hannah Berner?

  We love you guys so much.

• 1:09:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Have a great rest of your week.

• 1:09:51Hannah Berner?

  Great Scorpio season. Don't forget to say happy birthday to Paige. She's 24.

• 1:09:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 1:09:59Hannah Berner?

  Bye.

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