Rene Vaca & Ralph Barbosa is Mad at Bobby

Rene Vaca teams up with Ralph Barbosa for a chaotic and hilarious episode where they team up against Bobo. We chat turtle‑soup, Canton, eBay signatures, dads in jail, wig improv, a Denny’s disaster, alien talk, and Fatfish truth. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to www.zocdoc.com/belly https://www.zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. That’s www.joinbilt.com.belly https://www.joinbilt.com.belly. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you. Download the PrizePicks app today and use code BELLY to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! That’s code BELLY to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BELLY Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/tigerbelly https://www.monarchmoney.com/tigerbelly See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:59Speaker 01

  Be the Helix here for your sleep. Baby, watch your sleep, babe. Hey, Helix. For your sleep. Helix.

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Helix, man, I, my sleep has improved dramatically since I've been sleeping on a Helix mattress. Um, improvements, A-OK, number one. Has your Helix mattress upgraded your bedroom home? Yes, it has. Every room in my house is elevated to a beautiful, comfortable sleeping place. For one, human beings and other, um, living beings can sleep on, you know? Um, you can personalize it, can you not?

• 1:32Speaker 03

  You can. So for instance, me, like, I'm a hot sleeper, but I also like to sleep on my side. So I got matched with a Helix Midnight mattress. And then I'm like, you know what? I wanna, I wanna upgrade a little bit, and I got the luxe version of that. So I sleep like a baby.

• 1:45Speaker 04

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• 2:02Speaker 00

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• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  I like you. Uh, you gonna leave the tag on?

• 2:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't, I might return this dress.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 2:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  It's cute, you should keep it.

• 2:56Speaker 05

  Should I keep it?

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:57Speaker 06

  You should keep it.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  It's a cute, yeah. Yeah, you gotta keep it, dude.

• 3:00Speaker 05

  Do you like the dress? Thank you.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's, I don't know how dresses go.

• 3:04Speaker 06

  I mean, you should just keep it, because you already wore it, you know?

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Take the ghost away.

• 3:07Speaker 05

  But if I don't like it, I will return it.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well. Los pantalones.

• 3:14Speaker 06

  It's a lot of Mexicans, right?

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  La escuela.

• 3:17Speaker 06

  That pissed me off, I found out, buying something new and...

• 3:20Speaker 05

  Buying something new and...

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Rene, I'm, I'm... Kind of Chinese. I'm singing a song, Rene.

• 3:24Speaker 06

  Oh shit, sorry.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, bro.

• 3:25Speaker 05

  Dude.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Los pantalones.

• 3:26Speaker 05

  Are you pissed off by this?

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  I wrote a song, dude.

• 3:29Speaker 06

  You wrote a song?

• 3:29Speaker 05

  Sorry, nobody's respecting your song.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, no one's respecting it.

• 3:32Speaker 05

  Everybody be quiet for Bobby's song.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Los pantalones. Do you know how you missed the chord? I fucked it up now, alright, ready? Los pantalones. La escuela. Those are the words I know in Spanish.

• 3:48Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  Rene Vaca, give him a round of...

• 3:50Speaker 01

  Woo!

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Rene Vaca, bro.

• 3:53Speaker 06

  That was beautiful, Bobby.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  You look olive today, why?

• 3:56Speaker 06

  Racist.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Is that racist, dude? You look more olive than normal.

• 4:00Speaker 06

  No, the song that you just sang.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  Why? Those are the two words I know in Spanish.

• 4:04Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  How is that racist?

• 4:05Speaker 06

  You have a Mexican here.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  I, I know.

• 4:07Speaker 06

  Are you Mexican, Jaime? Right now, you look good.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you doing an emo thing, Jaime?

• 4:11Speaker 06

  Life's painful.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit. There we go. Yeah. Talk to us about your feelings.

• 4:16Speaker 06

  Wake me up when September ends.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:19Speaker 06

  I'm a Buddhist.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:20Speaker 06

  Anyways, we got Rene Vaca.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, yeah.

• 4:23Speaker 06

  I'm honored to be here, man, I'm...

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:25Speaker 06

  Big fan of you, Bobby, since I was growing up.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, we're friends.

• 4:28Speaker 06

  Well, I'm also a big fan.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but we've hung out before.

• 4:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, but a big fan.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, we do shows together.

• 4:35Speaker 06

  Big fan.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm a big fan of yours, too.

• 4:37Speaker 06

  My girl's a big fan of yours.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, well, is your girl here?

• 4:40Speaker 06

  No.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is she Spanish?

• 4:42Speaker 06

  You had sex with her a long time ago.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 4:44Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no.

• 4:46Speaker 05

  Isn't she, she's Asian?

• 4:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, she's Chinese.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's Chinese?

• 4:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, Cantonese.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Cantonese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up with you, you like Asians?

• 4:55Speaker 06

  I don't know, I mean, that just happens.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Do you like the people?

• 4:59Speaker 06

  No, I mean, I love Asian, I love everybody, you know?

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  I know you do, I know you do.

• 5:02Speaker 06

  It's just my girlfriend just happens.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite kind of Asian, though?

• 5:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:05Speaker 06

  I say Chinese, man.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's your favorite?

• 5:07Speaker 05

  Cantonese.

• 5:08Speaker 06

  The food, no.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 5:09Speaker 06

  Actually, yeah, my favorite food is Chinese, it's something, it's something I prefer. But Korean food is my favorite.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  So, is that first or second?

• 5:15Speaker 06

  I like, I like Korean food.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  So that's number one? In terms of food?

• 5:20Speaker 06

  What about, one A, one B?

• 5:21Speaker 05

  Why am I?

• 5:22Speaker 06

  Kombu A, kombu B.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  A kombu B, okay, okay.

• 5:24Speaker 05

  You spilled this.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You guys, we have a fucking show here. What in God's name is going on? Yeah, what happened?

• 5:31Speaker 05

  He spilled on my dress that I might return.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna return it?

• 5:34Speaker 05

  I might return it.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well then return it then.

• 5:36Speaker 05

  Maybe I will.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Hide the tag, though, it's weird.

• 5:38Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna hide the tag.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're gonna leave it out?

• 5:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm gonna leave it.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  And what, what brand is it?

• 5:42Speaker 05

  It's Princess Polly.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Ooh. Is that good?

• 5:47Speaker 05

  It's, it's normal, it's not.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I've never heard of it before.

• 5:50Speaker 05

  It's not good.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 5:52Speaker 05

  You're pissed off by this behavior?

• 5:54Speaker 06

  No.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, what's the most exp- is that necklace real?

• 5:59Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  That's a real diamond?

• 6:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, real, shout out to Jimmy Boy.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hey, what's up, Jimmy Boy?

• 6:05Speaker 06

  He's Vietnamese.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  He's Vietnamese, dude.

• 6:07Speaker 06

  Vietnamese. You know?

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  You know, and, um, I don't know, I don't know how to do gang signs, I just do this.

• 6:12Speaker 06

  Well, you know, my girl is like, he looks like a gangster, Vietnamese gangster.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  He's Vietnamese. And how much is that, something like that?

• 6:19Speaker 06

  Um, you know, I don't wanna say online, you know.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 6:22Speaker 06

  But, but it's, it's a lot, you know, it's all real, you know.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  Is it on layaway, or?

• 6:26Speaker 06

  No.

• 6:29Speaker 06

  No, I think, I, I think when I, at first, when I first bought my big check, I got the, the whole thing. I think at first, I, I did, the chain I did make two payments on.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did two payments on?

• 6:38Speaker 06

  When I first got it, right, I was like, but then, and then after that, I was just like, okay, let me just buy.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Uh, okay, well, I mean, that's a lot of, you know, I don't. I don't spend money on jewelry.

• 6:47Speaker 05

  No, you buy like dirty shoes.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  I buy dirty shoes.

• 6:49Speaker 06

  I've been spending money on signatures lately.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  What's a signature?

• 6:53Speaker 06

  Like an autograph, sorry.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  Like Clinton, it's with signature?

• 6:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got like Bob Odenkirk, you know, Breaking Bad signatures.

• 7:00Speaker 05

  You do?

• 7:00Speaker 06

  Pee Wee Herman.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  And you pay for them?

• 7:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, on eBay. It's fun to just like bid.

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you bid for it?

• 7:05Speaker 06

  Make offers, you know.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then what do you do with them?

• 7:08Speaker 06

  I frame them.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 7:09Speaker 06

  And then I have them in my house.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  You're a real fan of people.

• 7:12Speaker 06

  I'm a big fan of people. And Disney.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You like Disney?

• 7:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, big Disney guy.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  Like, if you met Isai Morales, would you be nervous?

• 7:19Speaker 06

  Isai Morales, yeah. Bro, the hell, La Bamba, Bob from La Bamba?

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:23Speaker 06

  Dude.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  I have a, I have a dream too, Richie. Do you remember?

• 7:27Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  It's the only movie reference I know.

• 7:32Speaker 06

  I'm trying to get, uh, I've been watching the George Lopez show and you do look like Ernie. I think you mentioned that to me a long time ago.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:40Speaker 06

  Like Ernie, the character.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I just don't know if you can memorize the lines.

• 7:43Speaker 05

  He can.

• 7:43Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:44Speaker 05

  He can't do it.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:46Speaker 05

  You can't.

• 7:47Speaker 06

  What?

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  George.

• 7:47Speaker 05

  You can't.

• 7:48Speaker 06

  Hey, George, George.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's all he says in the fucking.

• 7:53Speaker 04

  All he says on this show, I bet.

• 7:54Speaker 05

  That's it?

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  George. Yeah, what's up, George?

• 7:57Speaker 06

  Hey, George, I wanna bang your wife.

• 8:00Speaker 06

  There was a Nickelodeon episode.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:02Speaker 06

  That was a Nickelodeon.

• 8:03Speaker 04

  I like your wife.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:04Speaker 04

  He likes his wife.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  How long you been doing standup?

• 8:07Speaker 06

  Ten years this year.

• 8:08Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Was it hard at first?

• 8:12Speaker 06

  Hell, yeah, man. I mean, it's never easy, right? But, you know, I mean, I had a, I had a good support group in the beginning. I started in Merced, California, so.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:21Speaker 06

  That was like, it's like four hours from here. It's a small town, so.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:24Speaker 06

  I was in college, very popular kid in college, and I ran my own show, so I always had them filled with friends and, in the beginning, then I came over here.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:32Speaker 06

  It was, it was, it was good. You know, God chooses people for comedy, I think.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do? You think it's a God-given gift?

• 8:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think people choose. I think, yeah, I don't know if it's, you know, I feel like, yeah, you get chosen by the people, mostly.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 8:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:45Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the people choose you.

• 8:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:48Speaker 06

  God chooses you first, then the people.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Really? That's interesting.

• 8:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  So, uh, what was?

• 8:53Speaker 06

  You don't believe in God? I have a feeling you don't.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  I do. I don't know if he chose me.

• 8:57Speaker 06

  He chose you.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Chose me to do what, man?

• 8:59Speaker 06

  There's no other Asian man that looks like you that can do what you can do.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true.

• 9:03Speaker 05

  There's like a deer online that looks like you.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  There's a Korean deer online. That kinda looks like me, but yeah, yeah. You've seen that?

• 9:13Speaker 05

  He was chosen.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was chosen too, yeah. Yeah, there we go.

• 9:17Speaker 05

  Doesn't that look like Bobby?

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  No, it does not.

• 9:20Speaker 05

  It does.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Would you eat one of those deers or no? No, no. What kinda meats? My girl would. Yeah?

• 9:27Speaker 05

  Cantonese.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what, what, let me about the, you, you know about the Cantonese?

• 9:31Speaker 05

  I know about the Cantonese.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  What, what are the, what are they willing not to eat, you think?

• 9:34Speaker 06

  Mongolian.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Mongolian?

• 9:37Speaker 06

  I'm just saying that South Park, so. Goddamn Mongolians!

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:40Speaker 05

  That's from South Park?

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:43Speaker 06

  Every time Chinese build wall, Mongolian gonna come take it down.

• 9:47Speaker 05

  That's very good.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Like if we were, if Renee and I were in, um, Canton, I wear this Cantonese. Canton?

• 9:54Speaker 05

  Guangzhou, Guangzhou.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Guangzhou province.

• 9:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  Right, and we're at a market.

• 10:00Speaker 05

  You can have anything you want, anything your heart desires.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so we're, we're walking through, um, and you're, you're, you're, you're a vendor.

• 10:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  What is? Do the accent.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Do that. What is?

• 10:15Speaker 06

  What, what is?

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he only repeat what I say. You know, he don't know much. What is? Oh, you know, our friend, what were you, you were so late? Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay.

• 10:30Speaker 06

  Always late, this guy.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He's Persian. Yeah, this guy always late, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  So, tell me what is?

• 10:41Speaker 05

  It's, uh, it's, do I have an accent?

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're fucking from? How much, bro, come on? Yeah, yeah. Bro, bro, how much, bro? We're Persian now, how much, bro? Why you nervous? Why you nervous for?

• 10:54Speaker 05

  You won't let me talk, nobody will let me talk.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  We're oil barons.

• 11:00Speaker 05

  Five, okay.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we have money. What is this?

• 11:02Speaker 06

  You speak English?

• 11:03Speaker 05

  Five, I speak English. It's five cents.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  What is it? We know, we see the price. What is it?

• 11:11Speaker 05

  It's like a swan.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, swan.

• 11:14Speaker 05

  You can eat swan.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's all good. We love swan.

• 11:18Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what is this? What is this?

• 11:20Speaker 05

  That's um caterpillar.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Caterpillar.

• 11:23Speaker 06

  Caterpillar. Do you have BMW?

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're looking for a BMW, dude.

• 11:30Speaker 05

  I have, we have Mercedes.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we have a Mercedes. What kind of Mercedes do you have? Yeah, it's okay.

• 11:36Speaker 05

  Mercedes Benz.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:38Speaker 05

  Okay, and there's um rat.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:41Speaker 05

  The e-mouse.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Hey, David, David, didn't you want to?

• 11:44Speaker 05

  Cockroach.

• 11:44Speaker 06

  Rat, I don't like snitches, eh?

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we don't like snitches at all.

• 11:47Speaker 06

  Snitches get stitches.

• 11:48Speaker 05

  You have cockroach. You can have cockroach.

• 11:51Speaker 06

  Cockroach.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Do you have cantanas? We're looking for a cantana.

• 11:54Speaker 05

  I think you guys are in the wrong.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. Direct us in the right place. We want cantanas.

• 12:00Speaker 06

  We want cantanas. The Cantonese is like uh, Cantonese is supposed to be like uh, it's just the.

• 12:06Speaker 05

  Lower. What?

• 12:08Speaker 06

  Oh, they're, no, I mean.

• 12:09Speaker 05

  Lower.

• 12:09Speaker 06

  It's just the language they speak, right?

• 12:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:11Speaker 06

  And then there's Mandarin and Cantonese.

• 12:13Speaker 05

  But the.

• 12:14Speaker 06

  Mandarin is the more popular one, but when you watch Rush Hour, you hear Cantonese.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  Cantonese accent.

• 12:17Speaker 05

  Sometimes, yeah. Hong Kong, in Hong Kong, they speak um Cantonese.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can you get butterfly wings?

• 12:23Speaker 05

  You could probably get butterfly wings. I feel like it would taste papery.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  I know. You could saute them.

• 12:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Would you, let me ask you that. If you're in um Asia.

• 12:32Speaker 05

  Cantonese.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Would you eat like a bowl full of butterfly wings?

• 12:35Speaker 06

  Oh, no, hell no.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 12:37Speaker 06

  My girl told me that uh her mom uh has eaten turtle soup.

• 12:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Turtle soup. Would you eat turtle soup?

• 12:43Speaker 05

  That's kind of normal.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  Shark fin. Shark fin.

• 12:46Speaker 06

  I mean, no offense to people who eat turtles, but no.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no offense to people like that.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  All right, we're throwing that out there, right? Would you eat meerkat?

• 12:57Speaker 06

  Timon?

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:58Speaker 06

  No.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, they put the whole turtle in?

• 13:00Speaker 06

  Oh my god.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Chop it up at least. Disguise it. Oh my god.

• 13:05Speaker 06

  Disguise.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  There's a full-blown turtle in there.

• 13:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  What's a baby?

• 13:10Speaker 06

  I mean, that's what I was picturing. I was actually picturing him turn upside down and he would be emptied and just like you eat out of his shell.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:18Speaker 05

  No.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Use the shell as the bowl is what he's saying.

• 13:21Speaker 06

  That's what I was thinking.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Look at his face, he's just like. He's like, mm. Boil it. Oh. Would you eat that? It's like Jaime's penis.

• 13:28Speaker 05

  I wouldn't.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. Peanut. What is your penis doing in that bowl, Jaime? Boil it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have a shell on your penis? Mm-hmm. Okay. He's, cuz he's shy. No. A lot of Mexicans, we're, we're not circumcised, are we, Jaime? Uh-uh. Oh, really? You're not circumcised? No, my mom didn't, my mom never did it to me. And when you look in the mirror and you see your... Jaime. Achoo. Okay. If you look, when you look at your penis in the mirror, that's not, it's not hard. How am I looking at my penis in the mirror? You don't look. Like when you shower, or just like?

• 14:00Speaker 05

  Like you're standing.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I sometimes go, I have a long mirror and I just sort of pose.

• 14:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  And look. Oh. Yeah, do you ever look at it like this?

• 14:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, like standing up.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  I look at it, you know? Yeah, yeah, it's so that, so that there's a little, um... It's not that crazy, you know, I've seen like crazy, like armadillo looking ones. Oh, okay. I don't know, don't ask me how I've seen them. Okay, okay. You've seen them, dude. Live? I don't know, like in the, uh...

• 14:18Speaker 05

  Would you eat a human penis?

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  Huh? Well, um, let me think about it. What'd she say? Would you eat a human penis?

• 14:25Speaker 05

  Would you eat a human penis at a...

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  They wanna eat everything, don't they? Yeah. I mean, listen, there's a, there's a restaurant in China that only serve animal penis. Do you know that? What the hell? Yeah, yeah, and it's like, you have to make reservations. What?

• 14:41Speaker 05

  It's hard to get in.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  It's hard to get in, yeah.

• 14:42Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what would you eat? If you were at that animal penis?

• 14:46Speaker 05

  Who's penis?

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:47Speaker 05

  I would be curious about like, a cockroach penis.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'd try chicken penis. A bowl? No, you get the big one. The bowl? You, you ask for the blue whale. Blue whale? They come in like, they come in like this, two people carrying it. You'd eat the whole thing. Under five minutes. Yeah. I'll get chicken penis. You get chicken penis? Like, that'd be the more, the more satisfying one, is, you know?

• 15:07Speaker 05

  Why is that?

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  It's like chicken. Yeah, but what about this? What if they cut up the little chicken penises and put it in a bowl, there's like three thousand of them? And then you pour milk on it, like cereal? Yeah, it tastes like, would you eat that, though? It tastes like chicken, uh, it's chicken, chicken, man. Okay, okay. Chicken dick, chicken pussy. I'll tell you what penis I wouldn't eat, though.

• 15:23Speaker 05

  What?

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  A horse's. No, I, I don't, no, I don't like the color, like, color will throw me off.

• 15:29Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  It's a donkey dick. Wait, wait, wait.

• 15:30Speaker 05

  Donkey dick?

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I think it's gray. Do male chickens produce eggs? What? Male chickens, they still produce eggs? Male chickens?

• 15:35Speaker 05

  No, male chickens don't produce.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  They don't produce eggs, no, cuz they're male.

• 15:38Speaker 05

  Who, what made you think of that?

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't know, I just, I never thought of it, you know?

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  You just thought of it.

• 15:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, I just thought of it.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:46Speaker 05

  They do not.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's ponder that.

• 15:48Speaker 06

  Chat GPT, man, you know, that's my favorite, that's my favorite, that's my best friend right now.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  I know. Do you talk to it or do you just?

• 15:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, dude, I fucking talk to it. Like, why is my girl acting like this? Take a picture of her?

• 15:57Speaker 05

  And they're like, it's because she's Cantonese.

• 16:00Speaker 06

  Is my girl mad or not? Because she says she's not mad.

• 16:02Speaker 05

  It's like, no, she says Cantonese.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  What accent do you, because there's different kinds of accents and, and voices on Chat GPT.

• 16:09Speaker 06

  Are you fucking tired? You've been yawning for like three.

• 16:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, I feel like you're very out of it today.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  You're out of it.

• 16:13Speaker 06

  I'm running out of oat milk.

• 16:17Speaker 04

  Why do you sound special?

• 16:18Speaker 05

  You're really out of it today. I don't even feel like you're listening.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  He did a callback from a previous fucking podcast.

• 16:24Speaker 04

  No sense.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  It's no sense.

• 16:25Speaker 06

  I know why, because I'm not another, I'm not, I'm Renee, right? And you don't respect me. If I was another guest, you'd respect me.

• 16:32Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 16:32Speaker 06

  You'd be all happy and asking questions and acting more slower.

• 16:35Speaker 04

  I just said I don't have enough oat milk in me.

• 16:37Speaker 06

  Whatever, honey.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do a.

• 16:39Speaker 04

  So aggressive.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's so funny, whenever we have.

• 16:41Speaker 06

  We just, we just came off tour, so our chemistry is a little bit better than anybody else.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  Really? He opens. It's you, Ralph Barbosa.

• 16:51Speaker 06

  My little brother, they share, they, they switch up, uh, my little brother and then, uh, yeah.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:56Speaker 06

  And then we play the Ken's video.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:59Speaker 06

  Shout out Ken Flores. Go watch his special on Hulu.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  That was, I mean, you, let's get, you want to get serious about it or no?

• 17:06Speaker 06

  What's up to you, man?

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I mean, Ken was a, a big loss.

• 17:09Speaker 06

  It was a big loss.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  He was so fucking funny.

• 17:12Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Did you know him?

• 17:13Speaker 05

  I didn't know him, but.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why didn't you know? Why didn't you know?

• 17:17Speaker 06

  What's the problem with you, man?

• 17:20Speaker 04

  I know why.

• 17:21Speaker 05

  I feel how much you guys love him.

• 17:24Speaker 06

  How, how, how do, how do we feel?

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell us about how you feel.

• 17:30Speaker 05

  I feel the sadness.

• 17:32Speaker 06

  It's hard to take you serious with the Chinese guy back there.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  That's me, dude.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  You fucking asshole.

• 17:42Speaker 05

  The Chinese guy back here.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's.

• 17:44Speaker 06

  I'm sorry.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  That's me, dude.

• 17:46Speaker 05

  That's Bobby Lee.

• 17:46Speaker 06

  He's such a good actor.

• 17:47Speaker 05

  That's Bobby Lee as Kim Jong Un.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  Back in the day.

• 17:50Speaker 05

  Okay?

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:50Speaker 05

  Both Korean characters.

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:52Speaker 05

  Anyway, um, no, I came too late to know Ken, but, um...

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  The first time I saw him was, pardon me, a couple of years ago, he was in the main room, and he was on, and I had to follow him, and I had, I put somebody between us. Because he was killing so bad.

• 18:06Speaker 05

  Because you're not, like, I'm not following him.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to follow that, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put somebody between us.

• 18:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, Ken made me better on tour, you know?

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:12Speaker 06

  Just always following him, and, you know, it's, it's, it's a lot of people that don't, won't bring a strong comic on the road, you know? Like, a lot of people that...

• 18:21Speaker 05

  Why do you, why, what's that face, Bobby?

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't want somebody that's gonna try to bury me.

• 18:28Speaker 06

  That's why you got Hime.

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  That's why I open. Yeah. He's pretty followable, you know?

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:38Speaker 00

  He's pretty...

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  Because the audience is confused more. Yeah, there's more of a confusion.

• 18:43Speaker 06

  They're like, "Did the show start?"

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a pile of confusion. "Oh, you don't like being roasted?" "It'll hurt your feelings."

• 18:52Speaker 00

  He doesn't know what's happening.

• 18:52Speaker 05

  I don't think he knows what's happening.

• 18:54Speaker 06

  I know what's happening.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know exactly what's happening.

• 18:57Speaker 06

  Hime's funny, man, Hime's funny. The thing with Hime is you can never know when he's actually trying out a bit, or...

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:02Speaker 06

  You know, like, he's just talking to you, or, like, what the fuck, dude?

• 19:05Speaker 05

  Can I read his notes?

• 19:06Speaker 06

  And he'll come up to you, like, "Hey, jump, I'm trying this bit."

• 19:07Speaker 05

  Can I read his notes?

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  No. Yeah, read the notes.

• 19:09Speaker 05

  It said, "Ten years I've been doing comedy."

• 19:12Speaker 06

  Today.

• 19:13Speaker 05

  Today. That's not you, though.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 19:16Speaker 05

  You're just saying what Renee said.

• 19:17Speaker 00

  Why are you taking notes of Renee?

• 19:20Speaker 06

  Oh, my god.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why did you take that note?

• 19:22Speaker 06

  Okay. You know, when you're this great, you just wanna be taking notes, like, I inspire him.

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Ten years. Yeah.

• 19:28Speaker 05

  Why did you write that down?

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  Because it's gonna take you eight more years, or you're saying? Eight more years, I can be a headliner. Two more years. Yeah.

• 19:36Speaker 06

  How long, I mean, I don't know how long it takes.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  It takes a long time.

• 19:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 19:39Speaker 05

  And it also says, "Did you know I miss my ex?" I memorized your notes, I didn't need to have...

• 19:45Speaker 06

  I told you that in private.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  They say it takes ten years to be a real headliner. And forget about their ex. Yeah, ten to fifteen years.

• 19:51Speaker 06

  You think you can do the ten years, Hime? How do you think you're gonna look in ten, like, what do you, how do you think you're gonna sound like, because the way I sounded the first two years, I, and when, when I got to my fifth year, I didn't sound like that.

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 20:01Speaker 06

  And then I got from my fifth year, I didn't sound like my tenth year, so...

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:03Speaker 06

  How do you think you're gonna sound in your fifth year?

• 20:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, how do you think you're gonna sound?

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  If you're feeling blue,

• 20:13Speaker 00

  Blue.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  Go to Zocdoc

• 20:16Speaker 00

  Doc.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  And feel new.

• 20:18Speaker 00

  I'm new.

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. I mean, you do it with food, right? Like, you go to a restaurant, you go, "What's the best restaurant?" You read the reviews, this and that. I do it with movies. And why wouldn't you do that with your health?

• 20:35Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  Right? With Zocdoc, you can book in-network doctors with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty, from mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care, and much, much more. You can filter for doctors who take your insurance, are located nearby, or are a good fit for any medical need you might have, and are highly rated by verified patients. Appointments made through Zocdoc also happen fast, typically within just 24 to 72 hours of booking. More often than not, you can even get same-day appointments. Gilbert had eczema, and he called Zocdoc, went to Zocdoc the app, and got his eczema fixed up.

• 21:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, I called a specialist, Dr. Hiso. Once you find the right doctor, you can see their actual appointment openings. Choose a time slot that works for you and click instantly to book a visit. Stop putting off those doctor appointments and go to zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. That's z-o-c-d-o-c dot com slash belly. Zocdoc dot com slash belly.

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  Build rewards when you pay rent, baby.

• 21:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  By paying rent through Built, you can earn flexible points that can be redeemed toward hundreds of hotels and airlines and future rent payment, your next Lyft ride, and more. Built, B-I-L-T. Why would, you know, if I was paying rent?

• 21:51Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 21:52Bobby Lee?

  And for many years I did, that money just doesn't go to, you know what I mean? Your landlord, you know?

• 21:57Speaker 00

  No.

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  With Built. With Built, you get benefits.

• 22:00Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  And Built doesn't just stop there, my friend. Built is about making your entire neighborhood more rewarding.

• 22:05Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  You can dine out at your favorite local restaurants and earn additional points, get VIP treatment at certain fitness studios, and enjoy exclusive experiences just for Built members every month. Built is turning a monthly expense into an opportunity to earn rewards and discover the best that your neighborhood has to offer. Your rent is finally working for you.

• 22:26Speaker 00

  Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home by going to jointbuild.com/belly.

• 22:33Speaker 07

  That's J O I N B I L T dot com slash belly. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you.

• 22:46Speaker 06

  When I got from my fifth year, I didn't sound like my 10th year, so.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:49Speaker 06

  How do you think you're gonna sound in your fifth year?

• 22:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, how do you think you're gonna sound?

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  I think what Renee's trying to say is, the longer you go, the closer to yourself you are on stage.

• 23:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, you always, you always know like in your head.

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  Cause in the beginning, you pretend to be other people almost.

• 23:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:08Speaker 05

  Who did you pretend to be?

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  You know, at the time, if you see one of my, um, sets, I don't want, don't pull it up, but, um, I was mimicking, um, Chris Tucker.

• 23:17Speaker 06

  Oh, that's good.

• 23:18Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  I was trying to mimic.

• 23:20Speaker 00

  Saying the N word constantly?

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  No. No, my register was much higher.

• 23:25Speaker 06

  I think I did a Black Room.

• 23:26Speaker 05

  Hey!

• 23:27Speaker 06

  I think, I think I did a Black Room and I did a Bernie Mac. I was like, motherfucker, fuck you, motherfucker.

• 23:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:32Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  And you cha, and they can see right through it.

• 23:35Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 23:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's this one, right?

• 23:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this one. Yeah, I was trying to be so high pitched.

• 23:40Speaker 01

  Cause Asian people look alike.

• 23:42Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:43Speaker 00

  That's Chris Tucker?

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  Turn it off, turn it, turn it off. I can't watch it.

• 23:49Speaker 07

  How did you come up, uh, like to Chris Tucker? How did you choose that? Or why was that?

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  Because at the time, he was the hot guy.

• 23:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 23:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Right? So I was like, oh, I gotta be like that. So I did my register like this, you know what I mean?

• 24:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  Like Mickey Mouse.

• 24:02Speaker 06

  Mickey Mouse?

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  Hi, I'm Mickey Mouse!

• 24:04Speaker 00

  Disney was fake shit. Yeah, Mickey Mouse is hot.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So it, but then it's like, as I got older, it just became this voice.

• 24:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, I, I, I got inspired by George Lopez right away.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:15Speaker 06

  Just like growing up in the valley, just being brown like him, big head like him, you know? And just, just.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  You get along with him or no?

• 24:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, George is.

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  He's a great guy.

• 24:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, we, um, yeah, we talked.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  Like those older Mexican heads, um, do you know Mencia?

• 24:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm, I was gonna, I was gonna say, Mano Mencia was one of my favorite shows growing up.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:35Speaker 06

  I have a lot of.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  But have you met him?

• 24:36Speaker 06

  Uh, I've shook his hand and, you know, he's laughed at one of my sets, but.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  That's always good.

• 24:44Speaker 06

  He laughed so hard. He just kept looking at me.

• 24:47Speaker 05

  You know how hard? You know how hard he laughed?

• 24:50Speaker 06

  No, no, but I, like I said, man, I mean, you know, I know what, aside from what they say about him, you know, there's a lot of good things that, that were funny things that were his, like, I'm assuming, he kind of stole all of that, right?

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 25:09Speaker 05

  There's a lot of accusations.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm, what I'm saying is, is that-

• 25:12Speaker 06

  I love Carlos though, that's my-

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  I love Carlos too, and there's, there's never been a better performer.

• 25:17Speaker 06

  Man, he was one of my favorite-

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  He's a great performer.

• 25:19Speaker 06

  Favorite fucking, yeah.

• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:20Speaker 06

  He's a genius.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  He's a beast, up, up on stage, uh, yeah.

• 25:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  What'd you write down now?

• 25:24Speaker 06

  Nevermind, I'm person though.

• 25:25Speaker 05

  What did he write?

• 25:26Speaker 06

  Nothing.

• 25:26Speaker 05

  Let me see it.

• 25:27Speaker 06

  Nothing.

• 25:28Speaker 05

  Let me see.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:30Speaker 06

  Keep going, yes, Carlos Montilla, yes.

• 25:32Speaker 05

  Jaime.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Jaime. Anyway, yeah.

• 25:35Speaker 06

  What? I wanted to be like, uh, Jaime Garcia.

• 25:39Speaker 06

  I wasn't existing back then.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um, Renee, you think Jaime is gonna be a big star?

• 25:43Speaker 06

  He is, look, look at him.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:45Speaker 06

  Look at him already, man.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  Do you think, I mean-

• 25:48Speaker 05

  I feel like he's already-

• 25:50Speaker 06

  I, I think, I think he, I need, I think he just needs to be thankful, man, you know, very, you're very blessed, bro.

• 25:54Speaker 05

  I feel like he's-

• 25:54Speaker 06

  A lot of, a lot of people-

• 25:56Speaker 04

  Bobby, you know I'm thankful, right? I told you.

• 25:59Speaker 06

  I feel like-

• 25:59Speaker 04

  No one's saying that, I'm just saying, you know, just be, you know-

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  Be more gratitude.

• 26:03Speaker 06

  Smell the flowers, man.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  Smell the flowers more.

• 26:04Speaker 05

  Be more present.

• 26:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:05Speaker 05

  Be more present.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  You're not present, you're writing notes down.

• 26:08Speaker 06

  Dude. My driver, dude, my driver, my driver was trying to shake your hand, and he just ignored him.

• 26:13Speaker 05

  I know, and you-

• 26:14Speaker 06

  Hollywood hand.

• 26:14Speaker 05

  And you know what? You've been ignoring me this whole-

• 26:17Speaker 04

  Where's Franklin?

• 26:18Speaker 06

  He, you left him outside.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  He's outside, dude.

• 26:21Speaker 06

  He's an asshole.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:22Speaker 04

  I was doing Tiger Belly, so I'm like-

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:24Speaker 05

  No, you're not being present at all.

• 26:25Speaker 06

  No, no, but I think you're, I think you're gonna be grateful.

• 26:27Speaker 05

  But I think he is already himself.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think so, yeah. You're very much yourself, that's what works. I don't think you know, you don't know how to be in-

• 26:37Speaker 06

  So this is your max, this is kiss cap?

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  I think so.

• 26:40Speaker 06

  He's reached his potential?

• 26:42Speaker 05

  This is peak?

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  This is peak Jaime.

• 26:44Speaker 05

  It's peak Jaime, right?

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:46Speaker 06

  I don't believe, I hope so. I hope not, I hope not.

• 26:48Speaker 04

  You know, a lot of people, you know, they, they tell me and Andrea that we should be married.

• 26:53Speaker 05

  Why do you bring that up?

• 26:55Speaker 06

  Are you guys a thing?

• 26:56Speaker 05

  No, we're not.

• 26:58Speaker 04

  But they want us to be.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  It would never happen. Over my dead body.

• 27:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, over Bobby's dead body.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:03Speaker 06

  Are you Chinese?

• 27:04Speaker 05

  I'm Chinese.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:05Speaker 05

  Mandarin.

• 27:06Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 27:07Speaker 04

  Vancouver.

• 27:07Speaker 05

  What the fuck?

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Well Jaime, are you attracted to Andrea?

• 27:11Speaker 06

  She's pretty.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:13Speaker 06

  Oh, that means you're attracted to my girl. You just like Asians, aren't you?

• 27:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, Asians are pretty.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, pretty, but no, I don't think it could ever happen.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:22Speaker 05

  Why?

• 27:22Speaker 04

  I'm too good for that.

• 27:23Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:24Speaker 04

  No, we're, no, we're just good friends, right?

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Is in any s-

• 27:28Speaker 06

  Right? Right?

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Right? Look at how nervous I am.

• 27:31Speaker 06

  Or is it more?

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right, dude. I think you're right. Yeah.

• 27:40Speaker 06

  Do you see yourself marrying a Latino outside of, of a Latino?

• 27:43Speaker 05

  I think we're a coincidence.

• 27:44Speaker 04

  You gonna get married?

• 27:45Speaker 06

  I'm outside Latino right now, yeah, we're doing it, man, and I love my girl, man, I think, I think she's the one, you know?

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, that's serious.

• 27:53Speaker 06

  But we just fought earlier, so I don't know.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  How long has it been?

• 27:57Speaker 06

  Been a year.

• 27:58Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  That's a good, that's a solid chunk of time.

• 28:01Speaker 06

  Hey, for me?

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  You guys like her? Yeah.

• 28:04Speaker 06

  What the heck is going on?

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  All looking around.

• 28:06Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  We like, we like Denny's.

• 28:09Speaker 06

  Uh, we fought at Denny's once.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, would you, would you fight about in Denny's?

• 28:12Speaker 04

  Not me.

• 28:13Speaker 06

  I forgot what, I was just drunk and I was just saying shit and she just like, I'm just tired of my drunk ass talking, you know, whatever.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and she was tired of that?

• 28:19Speaker 06

  She was just, so, so, you know, this, when I get drunk, I'm like, yeah, whatever, cheater.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:24Speaker 06

  There's no evidence of cheating.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:27Speaker 05

  You just say whatever.

• 28:29Speaker 06

  You weren't even there.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  This guy.

• 28:36Speaker 06

  No, but yeah, just yeah, I forget, you know, just like one of those drunk things where you wake up and like, what the fuck did I do?

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:41Speaker 06

  And your friend's like, bro, you were talking a lot of shit. And I was like, what? The fuck, why didn't you guys just slap me? You guys just sit there looking at me.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:48Speaker 06

  And then, um, yeah.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  Were you uncomfortable?

• 28:51Speaker 06

  No, I was eating my French toast.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:53Speaker 06

  But I, uh, you know, I think she's the one, man, and, um.

• 28:56Speaker 05

  Why is she the one?

• 28:57Speaker 06

  It takes a lot to deal with me.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let, let's check off the boxes here.

• 29:01Speaker 06

  It, it takes a lot.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  The number one box, why is she the one? Let's play piano.

• 29:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 29:07Speaker 05

  You're right.

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  Why is she the one?

• 29:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, why is she the one?

• 29:11Speaker 06

  Well, I just.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  Why is she the one?

• 29:15Speaker 06

  She deals with me. Yeah. Every time I see her sad, I wanna make her happy.

• 29:26Speaker 05

  Aww.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Give me another reason.

• 29:31Speaker 06

  She makes good Chinese broccoli.

• 29:35Speaker 05

  That's very.

• 29:35Speaker 06

  I've never had Chinese broccoli. Now I love Chinese broccoli.

• 29:43Speaker 05

  Kind of an easy dish, though, but that's fine.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:48Speaker 06

  What can you make?

• 29:49Speaker 05

  Anything.

• 29:49Speaker 06

  No. That's how you know she can't make that.

• 29:51Speaker 05

  I make dumplings.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Or let me.

• 29:53Speaker 05

  wonton.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:55Speaker 06

  No, no, no, she. Wonton, you're being racist. She FaceTimed me one time about pancakes?

• 30:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, but that's like, that's, that's outside of my culture.

• 30:05Speaker 06

  Okay, well, easy pancakes is an easy dish.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how to make pancakes.

• 30:09Speaker 06

  Okay, but, okay.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 30:10Speaker 05

  I can make.

• 30:11Speaker 06

  You're not a good.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I don't know how to make pancakes, bro.

• 30:13Speaker 06

  Well, it's in, the instructions are in the box.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I can do that, but from scratch? Can you make pancakes from scratch?

• 30:19Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Without it being in the box, like from flour and all that kind of stuff?

• 30:22Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 30:23Speaker 05

  I feel like you guys have high standards.

• 30:25Speaker 06

  What if my girl leaves me as soon as I get home and I just.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have feelings for life?

• 30:30Speaker 06

  That's always like, I have like anxiety. I always get this anxiety, it's like, fuck dude, what if, you know, like would have something happened?

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  I think she is the one, because if he has that fear, then that's real.

• 30:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, of losing her, yeah.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  You have limerence, and you have feelings for her.

• 30:45Speaker 06

  I have a lot of feelings for her.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  And you get excited when you see her.

• 30:49Speaker 05

  Oh wait, who told me, oh yeah, Ralph told me you like sing to her on stage?

• 30:54Speaker 06

  What? Oh, maybe one time when I was drunk, yeah, I probably did that.

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:59Speaker 06

  That's not part of my set. Don't go to my show.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:02Speaker 06

  Alright, you're singing to her.

• 31:04Speaker 05

  You like have her on stage and you sing to her?

• 31:05Speaker 06

  No, no, there's moments where she goes to my shows, and I'm just like, I have a few jokes about my girl, and then I'm like, you guys wanna see her? And then I just hope she'll just come out.

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Let me ask you this, has she met your parents?

• 31:17Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  That's a big deal.

• 31:18Speaker 06

  Well, my dad's in jail, but yeah. She's talked to him on the phone.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 31:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, but uh... Why is your daddy in jail? Oh my dad. So like, yeah, that's it, very much a man, yeah.

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  How long is he in for?

• 31:30Speaker 06

  Uh, forty years, but you know, we just got him a good lawyer, so hopefully we get him some time off.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Forty years, a lot...

• 31:36Speaker 06

  I finally, I finally, you know, you know, after, there's some time, I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna do it for some peace of mind, just spend a lot of money on a fucking lawyer. And just see, cause he's always been like, don't do it, it's a waste of time, it's a waste of time, and I just never, I didn't ask this time, and he seems excited too, so.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's exciting.

• 31:53Speaker 06

  There's some hope, but you don't wanna get your hope up in this.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Did your mom remarry?

• 31:57Speaker 06

  Uh, yeah, but then, you know, that went the way it went, and then, yeah, now she's single. My mom's fifty years old, single, so if you're single, looking to be my stepfather.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Right here, dog, I'm fifty-four, dude.

• 32:09Speaker 06

  Ooh.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, what about me, dog?

• 32:12Speaker 06

  You wanna fuck my mom?

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what she looks like, she's hot.

• 32:15Speaker 06

  You should FaceTime her. I was good looking, I wonder if she's not ready.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, but if I was your stepdad, that would be weird.

• 32:21Speaker 06

  I'd be fucking badass.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Renee, clean your room.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Listen to me right now, Renee.

• 32:27Speaker 06

  I don't live with my mom.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying. Let's play this out, yeah. Let's play this out. We're at, you come over. Renee, you gotta call your mom more.

• 32:36Speaker 06

  Why?

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  Because she gets lonely, she worries about you. Anyway.

• 32:40Speaker 06

  How'd you even get mom?

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Put the dishes in the dishwasher.

• 32:44Speaker 06

  I don't need, first of all, I don't need to listen to you, Bobby. You're not my father.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm your stepfather.

• 32:48Speaker 06

  You're a stepfather.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:49Speaker 06

  Just got in here like two minutes ago.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 32:52Speaker 06

  Okay, mom just met you.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, but we're living together, baby.

• 32:56Speaker 06

  Mom, why are you choosing this man?

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Ah, because I'm funny, I'm dynamic. Look at this. Yeah.

• 33:05Speaker 06

  Mom, you have two men? You're fucking Ralph.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  He has two stepfathers.

• 33:10Speaker 06

  You're fucking Ralph, mom? What's up, Ralph?

• 33:13Speaker 08

  Oh, what's up, Ralph?

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Hey, what's up, Ralph?

• 33:15Speaker 08

  Hey, what's happening, Ralph?

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Where were you, Ralph?

• 33:17Speaker 08

  This side. No, no.

• 33:19Speaker 06

  Oh, my god.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa!

• 33:21Speaker 06

  He's mad again.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're mad!

• 33:23Speaker 06

  I wanna get Ralph mad.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:24Speaker 06

  Hey, where's she?

• 33:25Speaker 08

  Where have you been?

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  This guy.

• 33:27Speaker 05

  Ralph bumped me over here.

• 33:29Speaker 08

  I haven't seen you in damn near two weeks.

• 33:31Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 33:32Speaker 08

  And this is how I find you?

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:33Speaker 08

  With my competition and with Bobby Lee.

• 33:36Speaker 06

  My little brother.

• 33:37Speaker 08

  Yeah, that's right. My little brother needs real guidance.

• 33:41Speaker 06

  He does, he does.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so there's, there's a little bit of a tension between you two?

• 33:44Speaker 08

  Oh, yeah, a little bit, Bobby.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell, tell us about some of the resentments, Ralph?

• 33:48Speaker 08

  Well, first off, stop touching my stuff.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Is that food?

• 33:52Speaker 08

  I haven't ate. Sushi. Yeah, I brought you sushi, cuz it's what you deserve. It's your favorite.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  You went to sushi stop?

• 33:58Speaker 08

  Yeah, I went to, that's right.

• 33:59Speaker 06

  Out of all places, you went to sushi stop?

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:01Speaker 08

  I don't know.

• 34:03Speaker 06

  I just, I thought it was a game stop.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:06Speaker 08

  Anyway.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So what's the tension about?

• 34:08Speaker 08

  Thanks for having me here, Bobby.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good to see you again.

• 34:11Speaker 08

  Good to see you.

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  Ralph Barbosa, give him a round of applause.

• 34:14Speaker 08

  Thank you, guys.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  Good to see you.

• 34:16Speaker 06

  This is why I don't like the headphones.

• 34:17Speaker 08

  A lot of men here.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Mexican. It's like a men la- layer. Dude, we could be, we could be a gang. We could be a gang. Yeah, don't you think?

• 34:27Speaker 08

  I'm past that.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Huh?

• 34:28Speaker 08

  Maybe you and Renee could. Renee's still very street, but...

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what, bro? I'm fucking Little Chopsticks.

• 34:33Speaker 08

  I've outgrown the streets.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's my name, dude. Call me Little Chopsticks, bro.

• 34:38Speaker 06

  It's the homie Little Chopsticks.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  And what, who's the leader, dude? Who's the leader?

• 34:41Speaker 08

  Me, of course.

• 34:42Speaker 06

  I'm his leader.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  Hey, homie, what do we do, dude, tonight? We gotta make some money, dude. What?

• 34:46Speaker 06

  That's our leader, dumbass.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hey dumbass.

• 34:50Speaker 06

  Hey dumbass.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  Hey dumbass. What are we gonna do tonight? We got no fucking money, bro.

• 34:54Speaker 08

  Okay, we got the Laugh Factory today.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we're doing stand-up tonight?

• 34:57Speaker 08

  We're going to do stand-up, fools.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:00Speaker 06

  What? Do you have Laugh Factory today?

• 35:02Speaker 08

  Why'd you tell him? It's improv.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Whoa, dude.

• 35:06Speaker 08

  This is just for jokes today. I don't have a show at the Laugh Factory.

• 35:10Speaker 06

  You don't want me there?

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  You have a show tonight at the Laugh Factory and Renee's not invited? What the fuck is going on here, dude?

• 35:17Speaker 08

  Hypothetically.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Hyman!

• 35:19Speaker 08

  Hypothetically, I might have a show on Wednesday, not today.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, hypothetically.

• 35:24Speaker 08

  Anyway.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:26Speaker 08

  How you guys doing? It's cool to be here.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:30Speaker 08

  Eat? No, go ahead, eat, bro. No, I actually brought you guys some sushi if you guys want sushi.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm full, I'm good.

• 35:35Speaker 08

  You're good?

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm good.

• 35:37Speaker 08

  You want some sushi, Renee?

• 35:39Speaker 06

  I'll take a bite.

• 35:39Speaker 08

  You take a bite of some sushi, Renee? We were just talking about, uh, Denny's.

• 35:43Speaker 06

  It's kinda rude, you know, you brought it.

• 35:44Speaker 08

  Y'all were, y'all talking about Denny's? Yeah, that one time. Renee, do you like wasabi?

• 35:49Speaker 06

  I do, actually.

• 35:50Speaker 08

  Yeah? Well, I got you all the wasabi.

• 35:54Speaker 06

  She was like, they're asking me if Michelle's the one, we sang a good song.

• 35:57Speaker 08

  What, you were singing a good song?

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we were singing a really good song.

• 36:00Speaker 08

  What song? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're like those autistic guys who were attacked.

• 36:12Speaker 08

  What are we singing? What are we singing about?

• 36:15Speaker 06

  Hyman is, uh...

• 36:16Speaker 08

  Wasabi?

• 36:17Speaker 06

  Hyman had, listen, Hyman reaching his peak.

• 36:19Speaker 08

  Wasabi. Wasabi. Do you like wasabi like me? Yes, I love wasabi like you.

• 36:29Speaker 08

  And together we are two.

• 36:34Speaker 08

  Put some wasabi on my pancakes. And I call it Bobby Lee cakes.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 36:41Speaker 08

  Alright.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 36:42Speaker 08

  Yeah?

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good, dude. We'll write it.

• 36:44Speaker 06

  What's that crunchy recipe that you, that you, that you went viral for?

• 36:48Speaker 08

  That wasn't me, dude.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  Bro, bro, that wasn't fucking me.

• 36:53Speaker 06

  Tell him the recipe you went viral for. There's a, there's a, there's a video of him explaining how to make something.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'd never done a video of how to make anything.

• 37:02Speaker 08

  Do you know Renee's girlfriend?

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Asian one.

• 37:05Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  They're in love. Did you like her?

• 37:07Speaker 08

  Yeah, she's cool.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:09Speaker 08

  Yeah, one time she stormed out of a Denny's.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we talked about it already. Cause she was drunk, you were there too. He was drunk. He was acting a fool.

• 37:16Speaker 08

  He was. It was definitely Renee's fault.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, it's the kind of shit he was saying, bro.

• 37:20Speaker 08

  Yeah, and then, oh, what was he saying?

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what was he saying?

• 37:23Speaker 06

  Don't say what.

• 37:24Speaker 08

  Ah, yeah, maybe I should've said.

• 37:25Speaker 06

  Okay, as long as it's okay.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:27Speaker 08

  Nah.

• 37:27Speaker 06

  Not gonna be okay.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  What was he saying?

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Give me the gist.

• 37:31Speaker 08

  He was just like, he was just like, he was going Scarface. He had Scarface and he's just like, "Say goodnight to the bad guy", like.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 37:40Speaker 08

  Yeah, but like a very, yeah.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  When you get drunk, you probably get chill.

• 37:45Speaker 08

  Me?

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:46Speaker 08

  I, I usually, yeah.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 37:49Speaker 08

  Nobody can tell I'm drunk.

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 37:51Speaker 08

  Yeah, that's why they left me.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:54Speaker 08

  In a hotel room.

• 37:57Speaker 08

  In my own throw up.

• 37:59Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, I heard that happen.

• 38:00Speaker 08

  You heard that happen?

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:02Speaker 06

  That's a fucked up thing.

• 38:02Speaker 08

  The paramedics had to find me.

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 38:05Speaker 08

  I'm being for real.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  And you, you were choking on your own throw up?

• 38:08Speaker 08

  No.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:09Speaker 08

  But the throw up was, maybe I was choking a bit.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whose throw up was it?

• 38:13Speaker 08

  It was mine.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:15Speaker 08

  And the throw up, I was in a tub.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you were in a bathtub, taking a bath?

• 38:22Speaker 08

  Yeah, I don't remember doing that, though.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:25Speaker 08

  All I remember is this big old white man, big old firefighter.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck? Explain.

• 38:30Speaker 08

  It wakes me up.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  You're naked, oh, you're, so you're naked in the bathtub, you vomit on yourself?

• 38:36Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  And all of a sudden, a big white paramedic comes in?

• 38:39Speaker 08

  Yeah, or if, I think he was a firefighter.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Son, what you doing in there, bathing in throw up?

• 38:43Speaker 08

  He said, "You ain't from around here, it's your boy."

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he said that?

• 38:46Speaker 08

  And I knew I was in trouble.

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  You're in trouble.

• 38:48Speaker 08

  Nah.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  Did you go on a gurney?

• 38:50Speaker 08

  A gurney?

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  A gurn?

• 38:52Speaker 08

  Those beds?

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that, have I said that right?

• 38:55Speaker 08

  Yeah. Gurney? Gurney.

• 38:56Speaker 06

  Nah, they tried to take me, but I, I.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  That's a gurney.

• 39:00Speaker 08

  I refuse to go.

• 39:01Speaker 06

  There's gotta be a better word for that.

• 39:02Speaker 08

  They had to ask.

• 39:08Speaker 08

  Well, it's because a gurney is like, the meaning is like, it has wheels.

• 39:12Speaker 06

  It sounds like that would be his name. Hey, I'm gurney.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Like a Mexican Sesame Street.

• 39:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm gurney.

• 39:21Speaker 08

  Gurney, you're the, you're the character specifically to help dyslexic kids.

• 39:27Speaker 08

  It's okay, guys.

• 39:28Speaker 06

  A lot of kids look up to you, man.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you think, um, Jaime has some sort of mental thing or no?

• 39:33Speaker 06

  You know, hey, hey, hey, you know what's crazy? When we were on tour, every time we left the room, that's the question everyone says like, hey dude, is that guy serious?

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  I feel like it's a mental thing.

• 39:42Speaker 06

  Hey dude, is he, you think, is he mentally like, ew, is he just fucking with us? Cause we can't tell.

• 39:46Speaker 08

  This who you betray me for? For these guys who think you're mentally ill?

• 39:50Speaker 06

  I never said you're mentally ill. The people around you think you're mentally ill.

• 39:55Speaker 08

  Bobby and Rini.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say you're mentally, I was asking, is he? I mean, Ralph, you've known him the longest, as a kid. Was he mentally ill then?

• 40:03Speaker 08

  No, he's fine.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  He was fine, okay, alright.

• 40:06Speaker 08

  It's you people who are weird.

• 40:09Speaker 08

  He's not a monster.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so, dude.

• 40:10Speaker 08

  He's not a monster, alright? He's my friend.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:14Speaker 06

  No one called him a monster.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no one called him.

• 40:16Speaker 08

  Oh, well, sometimes he is.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, would you guys go to Arby's together as a kids?

• 40:20Speaker 08

  Oh, no. I hated Arby's.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 40:22Speaker 06

  You hate Arby's? I never had Arby's.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  I like that Arby's sauce, dude.

• 40:25Speaker 06

  Yeah?

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:25Speaker 06

  I've never had Arby's. I heard their fries are the best, though.

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  They have a good fries, though. Jalapeno pop. No? Okay, what do you mean?

• 40:31Speaker 08

  Bobby, sometimes he's like a white man. Don't.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:35Speaker 08

  Don't let him tie you into.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I only gotta tie you into that.

• 40:37Speaker 08

  He gets the meat mountain sandwich, right?

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Anyway, um, what'd you say?

• 40:41Speaker 08

  The meat mountain?

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Meat mountain. What's that at?

• 40:44Speaker 08

  The Arby's.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they have a meat mountain there?

• 40:47Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, then you know about Arby's?

• 40:49Speaker 08

  No, cause I watch TikTok.

• 40:51Speaker 06

  His dad manages the McDonald's for years. He has to know all the competition.

• 40:54Speaker 08

  Are you showering?

• 40:55Speaker 06

  Yes, dude.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he loves you. He misses you so much.

• 40:58Speaker 08

  You're not wearing a hat, right?

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's it.

• 41:00Speaker 06

  What is that one for?

• 41:01Speaker 08

  Got you a hat.

• 41:03Speaker 06

  That, I've seen a video of the.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  That's a meat mountain.

• 41:05Speaker 06

  The meat mountain, there you go.

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  What are you guys talking about?

• 41:07Speaker 08

  Nothing.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, here we go.

• 41:09Speaker 08

  Jaime.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:10Speaker 08

  Oh yeah, that's.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 41:12Speaker 08

  Five minutes, yeah, yeah.

• 41:14Speaker 06

  It's like all of Jaime's exes put together.

• 41:15Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  That's right, that's true.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  Hey Gloria. Hey guys, we have a new guest coming in, Gloria.

• 41:30Speaker 08

  Wait, where's mine?

• 41:31Speaker 06

  Gloria!

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  Hi Gloria.

• 41:33Speaker 06

  Nice to meet you Gloria.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's feisty tonight. Hey Gloria, where have you been Galon?

• 41:40Speaker 01

  The underworld.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's from the underworld. How are the warlocks treating you over there?

• 41:45Speaker 01

  Otherwise known as Fort Lauderdale.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Have you been hanging out with the warlocks and the gargoyles?

• 41:53Speaker 01

  I've been...

• 41:54Speaker 08

  Hold on, this thing keeps falling off. It's hard to be in character. Shout out to actors.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:00Speaker 08

  Where are they?

• 42:02Speaker 06

  I like, I like you Gloria.

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go get me a wig.

• 42:05Speaker 06

  I like you.

• 42:05Speaker 01

  You don't know the first thing about me.

• 42:07Speaker 06

  I like you a lot. I don't need to know anything about you, I see right through you.

• 42:11Speaker 01

  Do you like wine?

• 42:13Speaker 06

  I love wine.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  We love wine.

• 42:14Speaker 01

  White wine or red.

• 42:16Speaker 06

  That's just mine, man, go find your own.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  Gloria, Gloria.

• 42:21Speaker 01

  The ice on his chain, what kind of medieval wine do you have today Gloria?

• 42:27Speaker 01

  The ice is blinding.

• 42:29Speaker 06

  Gloria, are you?

• 42:29Speaker 01

  His chain.

• 42:30Speaker 06

  Gloria, are you gay?

• 42:32Speaker 08

  I don't know, I didn't know I was gonna be a chick.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit.

• 42:35Speaker 08

  I thought this was a dude.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  Alright, well.

• 42:37Speaker 06

  Like a vampire, like a Dracula.

• 42:39Speaker 08

  Bobby took you to a chick place.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, sorry dude, would you start the improv over again?

• 42:44Speaker 08

  No, it's okay.

• 42:45Speaker 01

  The chain, he must take it off.

• 42:46Speaker 06

  He's like a rocker, like Tenacious D.

• 42:48Speaker 08

  This is how I figure out I'm a woman.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Give me a wig.

• 42:50Speaker 06

  Tenacious D!

• 42:53Speaker 01

  The chain, the chain must come off.

• 42:58Speaker 08

  Now, we're watching a lot of vampire movies lately?

• 43:01Speaker 06

  Ah, I can't get into those.

• 43:04Speaker 01

  Can you do something about the fluorescent lights?

• 43:05Speaker 08

  Can't get into vampire movies, bro? Why, why are you not open minded? Bobby just looks normal.

• 43:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's kinda pretty.

• 43:15Speaker 06

  You look like a Steve Aoki, Aoki, what's his name?

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Hey dude, what's up dude? What's up bro, I'm DJing right now bro? Fuck yeah, I'm gonna throw a kick in your face dude! Bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum.

• 43:31Speaker 06

  Some of my favorite characters in Bob Leish. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle?

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:36Speaker 06

  That was some of my favorite shows. The dictator.

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was the fucking dictator. I've never seen that. I've never seen, I've never seen that.

• 43:45Speaker 08

  Cindy Kim?

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:46Speaker 08

  I can't, I can't do this.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:48Speaker 08

  I mean, I can, but like, I shouldn't.

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  But you're doing it.

• 43:52Speaker 06

  Are you talking about sex?

• 43:54Speaker 08

  Look at you, look at you.

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:55Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  What, Ralph, what are you, what are you like in that? You're so weird, God.

• 44:01Speaker 06

  He talks about it on stage on his Hulu special, streaming right now.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  I bet he goes, I bet he says this, can I stick it in?

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  You don't say that?

• 44:10Speaker 08

  I mean, like, way earlier. I'm like, yo, later on, I'm good to stick it in later.

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do it later?

• 44:18Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  And then when you actually do it, you don't announce it?

• 44:21Speaker 06

  Bobby.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  What? What, dude? Fuck, bro, sorry, man.

• 44:25Speaker 08

  Good time.

• 44:26Speaker 06

  Being Ralph.

• 44:27Speaker 08

  That's how I know.

• 44:28Speaker 06

  Being Ralph is, uh, what do you say? What do the guys call it?

• 44:32Speaker 08

  That's a good wig. Where'd you get this wig from?

• 44:35Speaker 06

  At another wig store. I don't know.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Can you do something about the fluorescent lights?

• 44:42Speaker 06

  The brand said ebony on the side. I'm pretty sure you guys aren't supposed to be wearing this. We've meant for black women.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Renee, if we're, Renee, if we were three girls at a club, right? Which one would you hit on?

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 44:59Speaker 06

  What's wrong with us, man?

• 45:00Bobby Lee?

  Come on. No, dude, come on.

• 45:02Speaker 08

  Come on, look at you guys.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Interview us.

• 45:03Speaker 08

  What?

• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  Interview us.

• 45:04Speaker 08

  Maybe could I take care of my body?

• 45:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:06Speaker 08

  First off.

• 45:07Speaker 06

  Okay, sure. Okay, first of all, this is like, like the ugly cousin, you know?

• 45:11Speaker 08

  That's the fridge.

• 45:12Bobby Lee?

  What about, what about me?

• 45:13Speaker 06

  And you're like.

• 45:14Speaker 08

  You're like the really slutty girl that.

• 45:15Speaker 06

  You know, you know what? If you, if you shave, you would look like a, a, a, maybe.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  Your girlfriend.

• 45:21Speaker 06

  No.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  Renee, I'm your girlfriend.

• 45:25Speaker 06

  Oh, that's why.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  Stop yelling at me at Denny's.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I didn't do shit. You're just drunk, okay?

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  You call me chin chong slut at any

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Out loud, it's like everyone heard it.

• 45:39Speaker 08

  The video, I mean the video, the night we kinda like that actually.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Renee, suck on my titties.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Now we're in the hotel. Do I kinda look like your girl or no?

• 45:50Speaker 06

  No, I'm not gonna say yes.

• 45:53Speaker 08

  What is it that you see in me though?

• 45:55Speaker 06

  I think, I think it's your vibe.

• 45:57Speaker 08

  Yeah?

• 45:57Speaker 06

  Yeah. And I think you seem like the smartest one out of both of them.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's ask us, ask us some questions and we can answer and we can figure out who the smartest one is.

• 46:05Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 46:06Speaker 06

  Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, ready? Go ahead.

• 46:10Speaker 06

  Eight times six.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Eight, forty-eight.

• 46:13Speaker 06

  Forty-eight.

• 46:15Speaker 08

  I mean like

• 46:15Speaker 06

  Seven times seven.

• 46:16Speaker 08

  The fuck does it even matter?

• 46:18Speaker 06

  See, that's why I like you.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  No, that, that, that, you're fucking cheating.

• 46:21Speaker 06

  Does it matter?

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  That's not, that doesn't, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:24Speaker 08

  Ask me.

• 46:24Speaker 06

  She's wise, she's wise.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ask us about wise things then. I know some things.

• 46:30Speaker 08

  I know some things too.

• 46:31Speaker 06

  Say something philosophical, like, you know, have you been thinking about anything, something that you feel in your heart?

• 46:35Speaker 08

  Let me say something, honey.

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  I, I got one.

• 46:37Speaker 06

  Let's see, go.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  A life not self-examined is not a life worth living.

• 46:41Speaker 08

  Oh, bored me. He's stupid.

• 46:43Speaker 06

  He didn't even write that himself.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  That's fucking Socrates though.

• 46:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, someone else said that.

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  That's fucking Socrates.

• 46:48Speaker 08

  I read that one.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  This bitch doesn't know anything about Socrates.

• 46:50Speaker 06

  I like her because she's original, why? She comes up with her own stuff.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, I can, okay, go ahead.

• 46:54Speaker 08

  Listen, say something. Listen, listen bitch. A bad, a bad bitch like me? Ooh, that's right. A bad bitch like me? Yes. Okay bitch, leave me hanging ho. A caveman into an inventor, and an inventor into a caveman.

• 47:05Speaker 06

  Ooh.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 47:06Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 47:08Speaker 08

  Nice bitch.

• 47:08Speaker 06

  Bad bitch.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  It's a guy, it's a guy, it's a guy. You're gay.

• 47:15Speaker 08

  You're gay.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 47:19Speaker 08

  Ah, you're gay.

• 47:20Speaker 06

  I'm gay?

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  You're gay now, yeah. Cause I have, I have a fad.

• 47:24Speaker 06

  Have you seen that video of the guy? Like, what was it? Was it from Quantum Leap? Like, I'm retarded? Have you seen that?

• 47:30Speaker 08

  No, I haven't.

• 47:31Speaker 06

  Oh my god, nah, it just looks stupid.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:34Speaker 08

  Don't say that on podcast.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna take the wig off now, we're done with that sketch.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

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• 48:24Bobby Lee?

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• 48:32Speaker 00

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• 48:39Speaker 07

  All right. Do you think Tyreek Hill will have more or less than .5 rushing and reception touchdowns?

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  I think he'll have three.

• 48:48Speaker 07

  That's more.

• 48:48Speaker 00

  That's more.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:49Speaker 07

  All right, Justin Jefferson, more or less than?

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  .01.

• 48:52Speaker 07

  .5, .01?

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:54Speaker 07

  Less than .5. All right, that's good news for me because he's going up against my Chicago Bears.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 49:00Speaker 07

  Let's see, and Jaden Daniels, more or less than 220 pass yards?

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:04Speaker 07

  Negative yards?

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's going to get negative yards.

• 49:07Speaker 00

  So the quarterback's going to get negative yards in passing?

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  He's going to pass backwards.

• 49:11Speaker 00

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• 49:33Bobby Lee?

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• 49:40Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

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• 49:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  On one platform.

• 49:57Speaker 00

  Cause you have so many accounts.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have different accounts. I see here, I have $3 here. You know what I mean? I have $12 here. You know, I want to be able to do it.

• 50:04Speaker 00

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• 50:05Bobby Lee?

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• 50:23Speaker 00

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• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  We're done with that sketch?

• 51:01Speaker 06

  What's that say?

• 51:01Speaker 08

  Pretty good. By the way, Bobby, I met one of your old coworkers today.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 51:06Speaker 08

  Spike.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  Spike Feuerstein?

• 51:08Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  How do you know Spike?

• 51:10Speaker 08

  Oh, we, we go way back. Let me tell you. Uh, he's angry with you.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:16Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Is it really Spike Feuerstein?

• 51:20Speaker 08

  Yeah, I hung out with him today. We were at, with the cars. I'll get sick off that.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah.

• 51:26Speaker 08

  You'll be fine. Eat more.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:27Speaker 08

  Eat more of them.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  So what did you and Spike?

• 51:29Speaker 08

  Eat up.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  You just met him today?

• 51:30Speaker 08

  Yeah, I just met him today. I did a show. There's a lot of cars. We talked about stuff.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  Uh, good dude.

• 51:35Speaker 08

  Very upset with you.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 51:37Speaker 08

  You haven't hit him back.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he, no, I have.

• 51:41Speaker 08

  Yeah?

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Speaker 08

  That's not what I heard.

• 51:42Speaker 06

  There's a lot of people upset with you, Bobby. Like, there's a lot, yeah.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tell me. Santino, but I always defend you.

• 51:49Speaker 08

  Me for what?

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:50Speaker 08

  No, he doesn't.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:51Speaker 08

  I'm upset with you.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  What are you excited about?

• 51:53Speaker 08

  You stole my best friend. And that guy stole my best friend.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 51:58Speaker 08

  Luis. That guy with the mustache.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, now we're getting somewhere, dude.

• 52:04Speaker 06

  What's um?

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  What's your name, bro?

• 52:05Speaker 06

  What's a mustache?

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  I met you before. Luis. Luis.

• 52:07Speaker 08

  Luis, oh la la.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Bro, why did you replace Luis?

• 52:11Speaker 06

  I think.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I'm Jaime for Luis.

• 52:13Speaker 08

  I didn't replace him.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but.

• 52:15Speaker 08

  The man is always missing.

• 52:16Speaker 06

  I think I know one.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, here we go.

• 52:20Speaker 08

  You shut it.

• 52:21Speaker 06

  He has more followers.

• 52:23Speaker 08

  You shut your mouth, S.

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  Luis, you have more followers?

• 52:25Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, how many followers do you have, Luis?

• 52:29Speaker 08

  Oh, my la.

• 52:30Speaker 06

  Hundred eighteen thousand.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  One point five million.

• 52:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, so and and also he's like very into cars and he loves cars and and like I think like, you know, I think that's what Ralph's really into right now is like the car stuff and like Jaime can't really, doesn't really have any input on that.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  Jaime knows a lot about cars, tell him about.

• 52:50Speaker 06

  But not as much as Luis.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  The engines you like.

• 52:52Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:54Speaker 08

  There's the V six.

• 52:55Speaker 06

  But but but there's something that Luis, there's something that Luis.

• 52:59Speaker 08

  At least I have my Dantin running.

• 53:00Speaker 06

  We'll never have with Ralph that you have, Jaime.

• 53:02Speaker 08

  What?

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 53:03Speaker 06

  That's the test of time.

• 53:04Speaker 08

  Thank you.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  The test of time. That's philosophical, dude.

• 53:09Speaker 06

  You guys have lasted this whole time.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  The whole time, look at this, look at how long they've been together.

• 53:14Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:14Speaker 06

  Which one are you, Jaime?

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's the one that re-trusts.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 53:21Speaker 08

  Uh huh.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Uh, the test of time, look. And you kind of, you kind of see Jaime in there, but. Somewhere in there, there's.

• 53:30Speaker 06

  I thought he did, I thought he did the lifting on purpose.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:33Speaker 08

  Yeah, it's part of my bit.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:36Speaker 08

  He's just such a comedic genius, he started doing it at a young age. Stuck to it. He's like, they'll fact check me one day.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, was he shy?

• 53:46Speaker 06

  Why is Rob trying to get that girl?

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  Who is that girl?

• 53:50Speaker 08

  That's my little cousin.

• 53:51Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 53:52Speaker 08

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:53Speaker 06

  Oh, my bad, my bad.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 53:55Speaker 08

  That's so funny, huh, Renee?

• 53:56Speaker 06

  Sorry.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:58Speaker 08

  Anyway. So. For him to the HOA.

• 53:59Speaker 06

  Rob looks gangsterish.

• 54:01Speaker 08

  Shit, I know.

• 54:02Speaker 06

  He looked like, he looked like he'd be like, uh, uh, like, he looked like he was a reggaeton rapper.

• 54:06Speaker 08

  Why don't we pull up a picture of you and your dad? Oh, that's.

• 54:08Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 54:13Speaker 08

  Damn, darn.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  Ow.

• 54:16Speaker 06

  What?

• 54:17Speaker 08

  That age, was that about the last time you saw him?

• 54:21Speaker 06

  I was actually.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  He got him a lawyer.

• 54:24Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  He got him a lawyer, he's gonna help him get out.

• 54:27Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 54:28Speaker 08

  You're still on the process?

• 54:29Speaker 06

  That's a long process.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:31Speaker 08

  Alright.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, do you, do you get along with your dad?

• 54:34Speaker 08

  He's fine.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You told me you guys were fighting.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are you guys fighting about?

• 54:40Speaker 08

  Nothing.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:42Speaker 08

  We fight over dumb stuff, like, where's my tools?

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 54:44Speaker 08

  I don't like when he grabs my tools.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't?

• 54:47Speaker 08

  I don't.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  You guys live with each other?

• 54:48Speaker 08

  Yeah. I live at his house.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  Let him grab his tools. Do you really live at his?

• 54:52Speaker 08

  You think that way because you're like, oh, if my daddy was free, I would share all my tools with him. Guess what, Renee, you don't have tools. You know why? Because you grew up without a dad.

• 55:05Speaker 06

  You got me there.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is that you?

• 55:08Speaker 06

  No.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Who the fuck is that? How racist are you?

• 55:13Speaker 06

  That's Rob, that's Rob's page.

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's your dad?

• 55:15Speaker 08

  That's me and my uncle.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Your uncle looks like a Colombian drug lord.

• 55:20Speaker 08

  I'm half right.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:21Speaker 06

  If you go on my highlights, I think I have pictures of me as a baby.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 55:25Speaker 08

  Dude, this is not Renee's time. Technically, it is, it's your episode today.

• 55:28Speaker 06

  Hey, man, Robert Bosa on Hulu, man, Planet Bosa. Go watch it.

• 55:32Speaker 08

  August 8. What is Renee, what are you promoting?

• 55:35Speaker 06

  I have, I'm working on my, I just dropped the tour, working on my hour, developing my hour, I mean, working my hour. So, you guys have been asking me for my hours, that's what we're working on.

• 55:42Speaker 08

  Ooh.

• 55:43Speaker 06

  That's the tour, that's what the tour.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  Where do you want it, where are you gonna put it?

• 55:47Speaker 06

  Uh, I can't really say.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  I think you're, I think you're at a point where you can sell it to a big streaming service.

• 55:51Speaker 06

  No, no, we, there's already. The top two.

• 55:55Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 55:55Speaker 06

  Gonna be one of those.

• 55:56Speaker 08

  Tubi and who else?

• 55:57Speaker 06

  I can't say.

• 55:58Speaker 08

  Amazon Prime? Yeah. I'm fucking with you.

• 55:59Speaker 06

  But, uh, yeah, we have a lot of things in the works, man. A lot of things in the works.

• 56:03Speaker 08

  I'm producing it. I'm just kidding. Yeah. What do you have in the works? Can we talk about it or?

• 56:07Speaker 06

  I'm writing a TV show right now.

• 56:09Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 56:12Speaker 06

  For a streaming service, I can't say.

• 56:14Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 56:15Speaker 06

  But they got, they, they got my idea.

• 56:17Speaker 08

  And what's, what's it up? Can you give us a little hint of what it's about?

• 56:21Speaker 06

  No.

• 56:21Speaker 08

  That's Renee?

• 56:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's me.

• 56:24Speaker 08

  You bite, you bite people's ankles. Yeah.

• 56:27Speaker 06

  Look at my ass.

• 56:27Speaker 08

  Yeah. What the hell, Renee? You look like one of those turtles in that soup.

• 56:35Speaker 08

  Are you a turtle?

• 56:35Speaker 06

  That's my, my dad. And look how fucking hairy I was.

• 56:38Speaker 08

  Oh. Your dad looks like the dude from GTA IV. Yeah. Nico Bellik.

• 56:45Speaker 06

  Nico Bellik.

• 56:46Speaker 08

  So your dad, how many, how many sons, I mean, how many kids are in the family?

• 56:50Speaker 06

  Four. Uh, there's five of sort of four from my dad.

• 56:52Speaker 08

  From your dad? And do you guys all visit him or no?

• 56:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean, yeah, we can't visit him all at once, but yeah.

• 56:57Speaker 08

  You do.

• 56:57Speaker 06

  But it's, it's a physical visit too, you know?

• 56:59Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 57:00Speaker 06

  It's like, you know, it's not like a through the mirror.

• 57:02Speaker 08

  Do you cry?

• 57:02Speaker 06

  No, no. Uh, you know, at first it was, yeah, I mean, there's moments where I think of, there's moments that I think, you know, get me tearing up sometimes, but.

• 57:10Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 57:10Speaker 06

  I don't cry there. There's a lot of, there's some inmates in there that know me. Like, you know, and they'll go up to my dad like, dude, your son's funny as shit. A lot of the guards know me, um, because of my stand-up and stuff.

• 57:21Speaker 08

  Yeah, we know.

• 57:21Speaker 06

  I can't just be in there looking like a little bitch.

• 57:23Speaker 08

  That would happen when my dad was in prison and the people started recognizing me. They would tell him like, oh yeah, I know your son, but he's no Renee Vanka.

• 57:34Speaker 08

  Your dad was in prison? Yeah. Not to make it about me again, sorry, Renee.

• 57:40Speaker 06

  They were in jail for a similar thing.

• 57:42Speaker 08

  Oh, yeah. But your dad's out now. Yeah.

• 57:44Speaker 06

  Yeah. Yeah, he, he got him a good lawyer.

• 57:46Speaker 08

  I paid for an even better lawyer than Renee's lawyer.

• 57:50Speaker 06

  That's the difference.

• 57:51Speaker 08

  My dad had a lot of drugs. Is your mom and dad still together? My, they, I don't even, I don't think they've been together since they were like seventeen. Oh. Yeah. Is your mom single? No.

• 58:03Speaker 06

  He tried to fuck my mom, remember?

• 58:04Speaker 08

  I tried to fuck your mom, his mom, right? Why? Why? She's single and I? My mom's with a black guy, Bobby. Whoa. You want that guy coming?

• 58:10Speaker 06

  A lot of pussy farts.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Wait. If you end up with her. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 58:18Speaker 08

  You need a song for that.

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  Wait, queefs.

• 58:19Speaker 08

  Oh, yeah, queefs.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  So what you're saying is, if I had sex with your mom, it would be queef machine?

• 58:24Speaker 08

  I'm not saying that, he's saying that.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. I'm saying compared to the guy.

• 58:26Speaker 08

  Why would I say that about my own mother?

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true, my bad.

• 58:29Speaker 08

  I'm saying, do you want a black guy showing up to your house?

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what you meant?

• 58:34Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 58:35Speaker 08

  Being mad that you're hollering at my mom.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and what would he say to me, do you think?

• 58:38Speaker 08

  He'd be like, "Hey, did my wife queef on you?"

• 58:44Speaker 08

  I'm not gonna do the voice, because that's a little...

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  But when he says this, I'm offended, because I think he's saying is that after a black penis, my little penis is gonna make her queef. I never said you had a little penis, Bobby.

• 58:55Speaker 08

  Is that, is that how it works?

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what it was saying.

• 58:57Speaker 06

  I know exactly what he was saying.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what I meant, but I never said it. Yeah, I know, but that's what you meant.

• 59:01Speaker 06

  The second you said it, I was thinking.

• 59:01Speaker 08

  Wait, is that a thing, that's how it works?

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:03Speaker 08

  Because there's been like a bigger penis.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He just found out, like, "What? Yeah. I thought I was doing a good job." I would bet a thousand dollars right now.

• 59:11Speaker 08

  Now I'm gonna listen out for three.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  If we all got erect, and we compared, I'm just saying, a thousand dollars right now in cash, right, that you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Except for the coloring.

• 59:22Speaker 08

  No way.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yours would be more olive.

• 59:24Speaker 08

  Rene's is way darker than ours.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. It'd be darker, but in terms of size, I bet you I can fucking compete. We've seen you naked, dude. No, but not, not, not like full erect. I'm a grower, dude.

• 59:37Speaker 08

  Yours and mine would be around the same color, Jaime's would probably be like pink.

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  I wanna fucking see. Yours would be pink.

• 59:42Speaker 08

  No, he'd be green.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, great, alien, alien style.

• 59:45Speaker 08

  His thing is gross.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Reptiles.

• 59:46Speaker 08

  His ass was green that one time.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  What, what time?

• 59:49Speaker 08

  We were kids. I thought I told you about that, one time we pantsed him and his ass cheek was green. That was the right cheek. And you think his penis is gonna be... I don't know.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Like, Mount Valley green?

• 59:59Speaker 08

  I already told this, I fell down.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you fell down, okay. You fell down on your ass.

• 1:00:03Speaker 08

  It's like bruising, I guess. Look, man, green ass, green ass, that thing was an anomaly.

• 1:00:09Speaker 06

  The Grinch?

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Grinch color, whoa. Do you guys believe that there are aliens here?

• 1:00:15Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:00:15Speaker 08

  Do I believe that there's aliens here? Yes, they're trying to get us all out. And I don't like it. There's a shitload of aliens here. They're hardworking.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not what I meant.

• 1:00:25Speaker 08

  I know what you meant.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:27Speaker 08

  I mean, I don't know.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Like little grays.

• 1:00:28Speaker 08

  Why would they wanna hang out?

• 1:00:29Speaker 06

  Like Roswell, New Mexico aliens?

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:00:32Speaker 06

  Black box?

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Santa Fe, New Mexico.

• 1:00:34Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, yeah, Roswell, like.

• 1:00:36Speaker 08

  Wait, is there really a difference between Santa Fe aliens and Roswell?

• 1:00:39Speaker 06

  Well, Roswell is where they found the UFO, right?

• 1:00:41Speaker 08

  And what's going on with Santa Fe?

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:00:43Speaker 06

  Like.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of, a couple of guys.

• 1:00:44Speaker 08

  You being an asshole to my buddy Renee here?

• 1:00:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, you noticed that?

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna do about it?

• 1:00:47Speaker 08

  You're a smart ass?

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna do about it, man?

• 1:00:50Speaker 08

  Fuck up your toilet, maybe?

• 1:00:53Speaker 08

  The sushi's not sitting right.

• 1:00:55Speaker 06

  Can I get an autograph from you before we leave though?

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 1:00:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  I'll sign one of my comics.

• 1:00:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, that'd be cool.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  See that comic that I have?

• 1:01:01Speaker 06

  I'm collecting, I'm collecting.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you a comic, yeah.

• 1:01:04Speaker 08

  He really is, this guy's a little weird right now.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:08Speaker 08

  He's got like, in his house, he sends me pictures. He has like, a thousand autographed posters.

• 1:01:13Speaker 06

  I just bought the, my, um, a Sandlot one with all nine of them signed, the cast.

• 1:01:17Speaker 08

  I don't know how he did it, he has an autographed Anne Frank book.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how you did that.

• 1:01:25Speaker 06

  That was expensive, man.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  That was expensive, yeah.

• 1:01:27Speaker 06

  Won that one in auction.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like, how much, do you pay, so you pay, so?

• 1:01:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:31Speaker 08

  This man is spending, uh, like a, like a quarter of his income.

• 1:01:35Speaker 06

  I have, I have a lot of, uh.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  What's the most?

• 1:01:37Speaker 06

  My account hasn't stopped me, so that's not, that's a good thing.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  What about George Washington, would you, how much would you pay for a George Washington?

• 1:01:43Speaker 06

  I don't know, I don't pay for George Washington.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  He's the president of?

• 1:01:46Speaker 08

  I'd buy it and then I'd like burn it just to like.

• 1:01:48Speaker 06

  I mean, I'd probably buy it to like, to be selling, like, you know, go to the time. I buy things that, you know, that hit me in the heart.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. Celine Dion.

• 1:01:56Speaker 06

  Uh, no, but I just bought like a 50 cent give it to like Try and Buy, no sign.

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 1:02:01Speaker 06

  Um, you know, just like, you know, Jim Carrey.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Jim Carrey. Have you met him?

• 1:02:05Speaker 06

  Nope.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:02:07Speaker 06

  That'd be a dream. Does he even go out anymore?

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's a great guy.

• 1:02:10Speaker 06

  Is that a song?

• 1:02:10Speaker 08

  That is a song.

• 1:02:11Speaker 06

  You been practicing drums?

• 1:02:13Speaker 08

  I've been practicing.

• 1:02:13Speaker 06

  Nice. That's what the fuck you're doing, man?

• 1:02:19Speaker 08

  You know the song that he's playing? And I buy posters with autographs and I like touching Jaime's ass. My name is Rene. I like to hang out with Bobby today.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  Ah, pretty good, very good for improvising.

• 1:02:35Speaker 08

  Sorry, where are you going with this?

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  So how many signatures do you have? A thousand, really?

• 1:02:41Speaker 06

  I gotta count, I gotta count, man, but no, I have a good amount. I'll say, I don't know, man. I spent over...

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  What do you think, girls are gonna go over there, "Oh, you, you know George Clooney?"

• 1:02:49Speaker 06

  No, man.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  What's the point of them?

• 1:02:51Speaker 06

  No, at first, at first, it started because I wanted to build my office and then a game room would just like... You know, it's just kinda like when you, when you build, when you design your house and you want shit around you that's inspiring.

• 1:03:01Speaker 08

  Yeah, but it would be interesting.

• 1:03:02Speaker 06

  And, and, and I'd rather buy the real signature and let it go out as opposed to just buying a poster.

• 1:03:06Speaker 08

  It's not gonna go up in value for a lot of these people. Let me tell you something, this Hollywood, a lot of these people that you've got autograph shit from were at Diddy parties, the other half of your autograph list were at Epstein's Island.

• 1:03:17Speaker 06

  No, they weren't. Tom Hanks wasn't there.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's on the flight logs, no?

• 1:03:21Speaker 08

  He's on the flight logs.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  Is he really? I don't think he is.

• 1:03:24Speaker 08

  I think he might be.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so. I don't think so.

• 1:03:26Speaker 08

  Yeah, I'm heartbroken.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  I love Tom Hanks, no?

• 1:03:28Speaker 06

  Tom Hanks not there.

• 1:03:28Speaker 08

  But the thing is, you need autograph stuff from people that you know so that when you're giving tours of your house, you can be like, "Oh, yeah."

• 1:03:34Speaker 06

  I'm gonna have that, I'm gonna have that.

• 1:03:36Speaker 08

  Most of them is like, "This is from eBay." "This one's from eBay as well."

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:40Speaker 06

  I like it.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's right. What's better is if you and I took a photo, we'll take a photo after this, right? And then I'll sign that for you and then you frame that and have the photo above, because we're friends, there's a connection.

• 1:03:50Speaker 06

  I like that.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  That's better.

• 1:03:51Speaker 08

  I refuse to sign.

• 1:03:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, but... But some of these people, I'm not gonna do that, and I still want it. And it's a nice piece to just have.

• 1:03:58Speaker 08

  Nah, it is nice, yeah. Oh, it's good, bro. Good for you.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:01Speaker 06

  You fucking collect cars. I don't tell you shit.

• 1:04:03Speaker 08

  Hey, you do.

• 1:04:04Speaker 06

  No, I don't. I love your cars and I think they're gonna...

• 1:04:07Speaker 08

  Why you drive yourself? You need a driver.

• 1:04:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's the truth.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  How many cars you have?

• 1:04:11Speaker 06

  Because he drives like a dumbass and then...

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tell me about it.

• 1:04:15Speaker 08

  Every last one, friend, I won't lose you to... I'm not gonna die.

• 1:04:20Speaker 06

  That's one, that's one, that's one thing that we share. We, we get anxiety on planes. The amount of flights that we take a week, it's kinda...

• 1:04:27Speaker 08

  It is nice flying with Renee, cuz he lets me lean on his shoulder.

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:04:30Speaker 08

  We're each other's emotional support animals.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Do you think it's gonna go down? I know what it is, Ritchie Valens. That's when it first happened.

• 1:04:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's what it is.

• 1:04:41Speaker 06

  You know they have Final Destination.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  Remember Ritchie Valens? That's when you first thought of it.

• 1:04:44Speaker 08

  That's every Mexican, touring Mexican.

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Donna. Oh, how does that make you feel when I sing that? Is that your idol, Ritchie Valens, or what, bro?

• 1:04:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, man, born and raised Ritchie Valens.

• 1:04:57Speaker 08

  Sounds like an Asian dude doing a Ritchie Valens.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Donna.

• 1:05:00Speaker 08

  Oh, Donna.

• 1:05:02Speaker 06

  I bought a guitar that was like the same one he used in the thing.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 1:05:06Speaker 06

  Was it the exact same one?

• 1:05:07Speaker 08

  Was it autographed, I'll tell you that much.

• 1:05:08Speaker 06

  It was not autographed. That's a hard autograph to find.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  But you know what? Donna was a white chick, bro.

• 1:05:13Speaker 08

  That's good, that's badass.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, in the 50s? I think that's a pretty good thing for a Mexican dude to be hooking up with a white chick?

• 1:05:18Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:05:18Speaker 06

  Dude.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  That's victory.

• 1:05:20Speaker 08

  The only thing that could top a Mexican dude making a song about a white chick is if the white chick made a song about a Mexican dude. Which I think there is.

• 1:05:28Speaker 06

  Somebody...

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Raoul.

• 1:05:31Speaker 08

  There's something like that.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Raoul.

• 1:05:33Speaker 08

  Bro, there's a west, there's like a country western song like that.

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:05:37Speaker 08

  Yeah. Or maybe it's about tequila.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:43Speaker 06

  Look, I got this the other day. Mister Vaca, how do I, a young Mexican, bag a fine Asian? Please, let me know.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what?

• 1:05:50Speaker 06

  It's a DM I got.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 1:05:52Speaker 06

  That's what I'm saying. So you're talking about Mexican getting a white girl. It's a trophy. I think a lot of people look at us getting it.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  Have you tried one of those?

• 1:05:58Speaker 08

  I don't try. What is this?

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  It's the most sourest, um, um, sour balls you can eat. It's gonna ruin your taste buds.

• 1:06:03Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:04Speaker 08

  It's gonna ruin my taste buds?

• 1:06:05Speaker 06

  It's called black death.

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  It's called black death.

• 1:06:08Speaker 08

  These consume within six months.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:10Speaker 08

  When'd you get these?

• 1:06:11Bobby Lee?

  A month ago. Yeah. Six months ago.

• 1:06:14Speaker 06

  Why, why? They gave it to you?

• 1:06:16Bobby Lee?

  No, I bought it. I love sour stuff.

• 1:06:18Speaker 08

  You want one, Renee?

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Stick it in your mouth.

• 1:06:21Speaker 06

  What have I got to eat, pussy?

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:24Speaker 08

  Okay, so it ruins your taste buds, but it's not that sour?

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  It leaves a bad taste in your teeth. No, it doesn't.

• 1:06:29Speaker 08

  It does a bad taste.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  Give me one right now, dude. I'll eat one right now, dude. Eat it.

• 1:06:32Speaker 08

  Eat two.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  No, I can't eat two.

• 1:06:34Speaker 08

  A hundred bucks, eat two. Everybody knows you can eat one. Eat two.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  I can barely eat one. I can barely eat one. They're really sour, dude.

• 1:06:41Speaker 06

  You're gonna look like Ed Ed and Eddie Hoot the Big Job.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  Hey, did you know I miss my...

• 1:06:47Speaker 06

  You really gonna do it? You guys just don't care about my podcast, do you?

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know what this looks like? Your mom's boyfriend's testicle.

• 1:06:55Speaker 06

  Ohhhhh.

• 1:06:57Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna put it back. Look, look.

• 1:06:59Speaker 06

  Cause he's black.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  Look, look at me.

• 1:07:00Speaker 06

  That's racist.

• 1:07:01Speaker 08

  It's not like you're roasting me, it's not like I like.

• 1:07:03Speaker 06

  Cause he's a little ashy?

• 1:07:06Speaker 06

  You're racist, man, that's racist, that's racist.

• 1:07:10Speaker 08

  It's not like I'm like, stop Bobby, that's my mom's boyfriend. I didn't think your eyes could go smaller.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  Those things are like inverted.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. He's acting. I'm not acting, it's pretty bad.

• 1:07:24Speaker 06

  I can tell by his eyes, nah.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  You don't have any balls. Eat one dude. You have no balls dude. Man up.

• 1:07:31Speaker 06

  You're not gonna eat one, Rene?

• 1:07:32Speaker 08

  He has balls.

• 1:07:34Speaker 06

  I was like.

• 1:07:35Speaker 08

  Yeah, it's.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:07:38Speaker 06

  If he's gonna ruin my taste buds?

• 1:07:39Speaker 08

  If you don't eat, nobody's gonna watch.

• 1:07:41Speaker 06

  I was looking for again a Birkin double double.

• 1:07:43Speaker 08

  If nobody, if you don't eat this, nobody's gonna watch my new Hulu special.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no one's gonna watch it if you don't eat one.

• 1:07:50Speaker 06

  That's not true, a lot of people watch.

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:54Speaker 08

  Why are you chewing?

• 1:07:56Speaker 06

  Oh, what the fucking monster?

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  How do you chew on it?

• 1:08:00Speaker 06

  You never had a sour, you don't have a sour candy?

• 1:08:04Speaker 08

  We all heard that, right?

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh no, you know what? He got to the sugary part first, that's the way you do it.

• 1:08:07Speaker 06

  Ohhh, but how is it though?

• 1:08:10Speaker 08

  Good. Wait, so don't chew it?

• 1:08:13Speaker 06

  Oh my god.

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you just suck on it, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:17Speaker 06

  Now you, Renee.

• 1:08:18Speaker 08

  I have stupid friends.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:21Speaker 05

  It doesn't seem that bad.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  You got two, that's amazing.

• 1:08:24Speaker 06

  You try it.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  You do, you'll try one?

• 1:08:26Speaker 06

  If it was something spicy, I'd do something spicy.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:28Speaker 06

  I'm a big spicy guy.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  You just hand her one.

• 1:08:31Speaker 06

  Alright, give her one.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:32Speaker 06

  You gonna try it?

• 1:08:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Uh, can you put the sushi away? I don't like the smell.

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  It's fucking me up dude. It's pretty, it's pretty sour, yeah, it's pretty sour, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:41Speaker 06

  For real, you don't like, dude, it's your food.

• 1:08:45Speaker 08

  Can I just chew it now?

• 1:08:46Bobby Lee?

  What? Look at how Chinese, uh...

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  Look how Chinese he looks.

• 1:08:52Speaker 08

  Ohhh, Chinese food no software. Hey, I was just...

• 1:08:56Bobby Lee?

  You look like the first Chinese person to ever exist.

• 1:08:57Speaker 06

  I just started watching Rush Hour.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, are you kidding me?

• 1:09:01Speaker 05

  That's really bad.

• 1:09:02Speaker 06

  That's racist.

• 1:09:04Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 1:09:05Speaker 08

  It's like so sour that it's not...

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  It's not sour.

• 1:09:08Speaker 05

  It's not good.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:09:10Speaker 05

  It's not enjoyable.

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  Once you get to the show agree part, it's bearable.

• 1:09:16Speaker 05

  I didn't get there.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:18Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 1:09:19Speaker 06

  Watching Rush Hour again?

• 1:09:20Speaker 08

  You're watching Rush Hour again?

• 1:09:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:22Speaker 08

  Why? Just because it's a cancelable movie now?

• 1:09:24Speaker 06

  No it's not.

• 1:09:26Speaker 08

  You sent me the picture, you were like, "Look, this is ridiculous."

• 1:09:28Speaker 06

  Oh, that was a long time ago.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  Did you guys see Weapons?

• 1:09:31Speaker 06

  No, I haven't seen that one yet. I was, uh... What was that one?

• 1:09:34Speaker 08

  Ohio.

• 1:09:35Speaker 06

  That, um... With the... Is that the Weapons one with all the kids?

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:39Speaker 06

  Oh, I haven't seen that one.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 1:09:42Speaker 06

  What about the one with James Franco where the lips get stuck together?

• 1:09:44Speaker 05

  Oh, together?

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Dave Franco.

• 1:09:46Speaker 06

  Yeah?

• 1:09:46Speaker 08

  Hey, man. Why don't you wanna talk about it, bro? You wanna talk about my mom's queefing and...

• 1:09:53Speaker 08

  And, and her black boyfriend's balls?

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  This is...

• 1:09:56Speaker 08

  When you draw the line at James Franco?

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  That's... He brought up the queefing.

• 1:10:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:10:02Speaker 08

  And then you brought up the balls.

• 1:10:04Speaker 06

  You brought up the mothers.

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I did. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

• 1:10:07Speaker 06

  I know! You know the hair is sacred.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is that with your hair?

• 1:10:12Speaker 06

  It's very Indian.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:15Speaker 06

  Very Indian sacred, very good, very, uh, very smooth.

• 1:10:19Speaker 08

  You drop this, don't drop this.

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  But can I say something and don't take offense?

• 1:10:22Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  When your name has come up, I've never said, "Oh yeah, she's got great hair."

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's so prim and proper, so I don't even think about your hair.

• 1:10:32Speaker 06

  A lot of people have, though.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  Nah, I don't think so, dad. It's in your head. Cause you're... You have average head.

• 1:10:37Speaker 06

  But I have good hair.

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:39Speaker 08

  You give average head? Is that what he said?

• 1:10:41Speaker 06

  That's what I heard too. I heard that.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a fan, right? Now you're gay?

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He got you, dude.

• 1:10:51Speaker 06

  That's not me.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  That's you, dude.

• 1:10:52Speaker 06

  It's on your Facebook. No. I, I, I posted, I posted this guy, this guy, uh, the real guy, he, he sings a lot of Mexican songs, like

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:11:02Speaker 06

  corridos and stuff. So he always tagged me in his picture like, is this you? It's not me. Yeah.

• 1:11:06Speaker 08

  I thought you were there. Bobby was in there.

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:11:08Speaker 06

  He was whispering. What the fuck, man? Happy Good Morning, I don't remember that.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  What part?

• 1:11:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, the tiger belly part, when they're talking about, I mean, the podcast part.

• 1:11:17Speaker 08

  I saw Santino in there.

• 1:11:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was Bobby Lee.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  I'll rip your eyes out, dude.

• 1:11:24Speaker 08

  I auditioned for that movie. Yeah, I'm fucking pissed.

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  I heard you almost got it.

• 1:11:28Speaker 08

  No, I did not almost get it.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  Who's part did you get?

• 1:11:30Speaker 06

  We both auditioned for the same role, it was Bad Bunny's, bro, right?

• 1:11:33Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:11:34Speaker 08

  Why?

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  Bad Bunny's gonna get it.

• 1:11:35Speaker 06

  I told my, that's what I was saying, like, why would they even send us out for that? When they knew they were gonna choose Bad Bunny a long time.

• 1:11:41Speaker 08

  You know, we have the same manager, right?

• 1:11:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:42Speaker 08

  So at first, I wanted to fire Zach.

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:45Speaker 08

  Cause I'm like, why even put me up against Bad Bunny, like?

• 1:11:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, probably at the time, they didn't know, but, but didn't take the offer.

• 1:11:52Speaker 08

  Yeah, so then I thought that, so then I thought, you know what? Actually, I'm really proud of my manager because he got me in a, in a, in the ring with Bad Bunny, in a way. It was between me, Rini, and Bad Bunny.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so, I think you were like 50th choice.

• 1:12:06Speaker 08

  Nah, it was us, bro. I think you would've done better than Bad Bunny.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I mean, EJ came over there.

• 1:12:11Speaker 06

  I may would've done better than Bad Bunny.

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, Bad Bunny steals that movie, I heard.

• 1:12:17Speaker 06

  Bad Bunny steals the movie.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  That's what I heard.

• 1:12:19Speaker 08

  No.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in fact.

• 1:12:20Speaker 08

  Marcelo probably steals the movie.

• 1:12:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, I like Marcelo.

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  Marcelo killed it.

• 1:12:24Speaker 06

  Marcelo was funny as shit.

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  He killed it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:26Speaker 06

  Marcelo was funny as shit, uh...

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  But EJ came over yesterday to do an audition, it was the most dramatic thing I've ever read for, and I, there's no way I'm gonna get it, but I still do it, because you never know.

• 1:12:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, like, I'm auditioning, I'm auditioning for this role, and they're looking for a guy with a Bronx accent, like, it's not me.

• 1:12:41Speaker 08

  Dude, let's hear it.

• 1:12:42Speaker 06

  I don't have.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's hear your Bronx accent.

• 1:12:44Speaker 06

  I don't have.

• 1:12:45Speaker 08

  I'm from the Bronx.

• 1:12:46Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude. Pretty good, dude.

• 1:12:50Speaker 08

  You might get that role.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  You might get it.

• 1:12:51Speaker 08

  I won't, man, I'm tired of you motherfuckers. L.A. motherfuckers out here, yo.

• 1:12:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that...

• 1:12:56Speaker 08

  I thought that was Fat Joe.

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  Fragile, dude, you're hired. That was fragile, dude.

• 1:13:01Speaker 08

  I thought that was.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Fat Joe, not Fragile.

• 1:13:03Speaker 06

  I need to be like Johnny Ganzamo from Empire. Johnny Ganzamo in Empire, that was a good movie, right?

• 1:13:07Speaker 08

  I heard he hates that role.

• 1:13:09Speaker 06

  I don't know, man.

• 1:13:10Speaker 08

  Johnny Ganzamo. Be like, uh, what about, what?

• 1:13:12Speaker 06

  Mr. Feeny from Bobby's role.

• 1:13:13Speaker 08

  Al Pacino, uh, Carlito's Way?

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:13:16Speaker 08

  I'll be a, you'll be, have you seen that movie?

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I haven't seen it.

• 1:13:20Speaker 08

  Okay, nevermind then.

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:22Speaker 06

  I can do it. Isn't P. Diddy in it?

• 1:13:24Speaker 08

  P. Diddy and Carlito, he's in the stupid prequel.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's, it's okay.

• 1:13:30Speaker 06

  You're saying, boss?

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what's funny, you know what's funny? I grew up in the 90s with, you know, uh.

• 1:13:35Speaker 08

  What's funny about that, Bob?

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you, okay? With Flea.

• 1:13:39Speaker 08

  Let me tell you something, you see us three right here?

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:41Speaker 08

  We're the new generation all day.

• 1:13:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're saying, boss?

• 1:13:45Speaker 08

  This is our podcast now.

• 1:13:46Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 1:13:48Speaker 08

  Why don't you amuse us with your Celine Dion story?

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  Can I get to my, I saw Belly. Can I get to my, can I get to my point, though?

• 1:13:54Speaker 08

  Yeah, amuse us with your Celine Dion.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  Back then, Rudy Moreno, you know, I just knew a bunch of, you know, Hispanic heads. I hung out with them all the time, bro. And this next generation is fucking weird, bro.

• 1:14:05Speaker 08

  We're weird.

• 1:14:06Bobby Lee?

  You guys are like weird, bizarre Hispanics. They were weird, too. No, you guys are very like cerebral and bizarre. You're the weirdest dude I've ever met.

• 1:14:15Speaker 06

  I'm?

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the last time I did a show with you at the Laugh Factory, it's nine at night, you're wearing sunglasses, right? And I go, what's up, Eagle? Like, you don't say anything, you're fucking weird, bro. Is that me? I hugged you.

• 1:14:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I agree.

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:14:29Speaker 05

  I agree.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think he's weird?

• 1:14:30Speaker 05

  I agree with that. You are very unique.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  Unique, weird.

• 1:14:34Speaker 06

  Did you talk about me or Ralph?

• 1:14:35Speaker 05

  You.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  Ralph, you're weird, too, dude.

• 1:14:36Speaker 05

  I'm talking about you.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  You, you, too. Well, first of all, I've never seen lips that purple before.

• 1:14:42Speaker 08

  Why is Renee getting an attack now?

• 1:14:44Speaker 06

  First of all, didn't you get kicked off the podcast a long time?

• 1:14:48Speaker 05

  I'm not, who?

• 1:14:51Speaker 08

  I put a couple Asians on my show, and now you guys say that I'm weird?

• 1:14:54Speaker 05

  No, I don't think you're weird, I was talking about Renee.

• 1:14:57Speaker 06

  How am I weird, how am I weird?

• 1:14:59Speaker 05

  I don't know, I've just, I've never been greeted the first time of meeting someone like that.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:04Speaker 05

  I know, yeah.

• 1:15:06Speaker 06

  I, I know you, I've seen you, but like, what do you mean, like, you want me to?

• 1:15:08Speaker 05

  Like, we met as if you knew me, like, we knew each other already. And I think that's, that's interesting.

• 1:15:14Speaker 06

  Yo, you're hating on me.

• 1:15:16Speaker 08

  Are you hating on Renee right now?

• 1:15:17Speaker 06

  I thought you were, I thought you were hating on me.

• 1:15:20Speaker 05

  No, no, no, I was.

• 1:15:21Speaker 06

  What did I do to you, dude?

• 1:15:22Speaker 05

  No, no, it was.

• 1:15:23Speaker 06

  Okay, so who do you think is weird?

• 1:15:26Bobby Lee?

  I think you guys are both weird in different ways.

• 1:15:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You look weird.

• 1:15:30Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:15:32Bobby Lee?

  You look like a muppet, dude.

• 1:15:33Speaker 06

  How the fuck do I look like a muppet?

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  Like Fraggle Rock style.

• 1:15:37Speaker 06

  I've gotten Ernie before.

• 1:15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:39Speaker 06

  From Bert and Ernie?

• 1:15:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:41Speaker 08

  I'll be Bert and you be Ernie.

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah, but you guys are both bizarre.

• 1:15:45Speaker 06

  You're weird too, bro. You get naked on stage and shit?

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  No, my God, that's insane.

• 1:15:48Speaker 08

  That's true. First time I ever walked into the Comedy Store?

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:51Speaker 08

  I went to peek into the main room. Soon as I peek, you pull your pubes out.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Okay.

• 1:15:57Speaker 08

  What do you mean okay?

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm sponsored by Manscaped.

• 1:16:00Speaker 08

  Sponsored by?

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm promoting, dude.

• 1:16:01Speaker 08

  Manscaped wasn't an ad.

• 1:16:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:03Speaker 08

  Just a woman crying.

• 1:16:04Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not true. Yeah, okay. You're weird too.

• 1:16:08Speaker 06

  Me, I'm just... Yeah, you're the fucking weirdest one.

• 1:16:10Bobby Lee?

  You're the weirdest one of all of them. Yeah, yeah. You're confused.

• 1:16:13Speaker 08

  I'm not confused.

• 1:16:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:16:18Speaker 06

  What he looked at you like?

• 1:16:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:19Speaker 05

  That cleared it up.

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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• 1:17:58Bobby Lee?

  I like girls right yeah yeah but this generation

• 1:18:02Speaker 05

  why why did you look at me

• 1:18:04Bobby Lee?

  yeah

• 1:18:05Speaker 06

  you guys should hook up might as well man

• 1:18:07Speaker 05

  why do people say this

• 1:18:09Speaker 08

  what are people saying this oh you don't want to start in this rumor

• 1:18:12Speaker 06

  what rumor

• 1:18:13Speaker 08

  that we're a thing

• 1:18:14Speaker 06

  I think you started that rumor man

• 1:18:16Speaker 00

  I think you've been starting

• 1:18:18Speaker 08

  hey who started this rumor

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  but yeah this generation is bizarre I like it I like it a lot

• 1:18:25Speaker 05

  you guys are all everybody is weird

• 1:18:27Bobby Lee?

  weird yeah yeah

• 1:18:28Speaker 06

  I thought I mean it's better than the hating generation

• 1:18:31Bobby Lee?

  yeah before it was like we had dudes that would bring like knives to clubs and being real

• 1:18:35Speaker 06

  yeah I know

• 1:18:36Bobby Lee?

  you know what I mean like jeff garcia

• 1:18:37Speaker 06

  well there's a story martin lawrence that he punched a lot of comics who like trying to still joke with him he would actually fight him

• 1:18:42Speaker 08

  that's what you should do

• 1:18:43Bobby Lee?

  yeah

• 1:18:44Speaker 08

  yeah miss those days

• 1:18:44Speaker 06

  and there's also just like uh who else it was uh I don't know there's a lot of fights

• 1:18:50Bobby Lee?

  yeah I like when uh george lopez attacked carlos m c in the laugh factory lobby that was a big one

• 1:18:58Speaker 08

  I didn't know that happened

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  he tried to choke him

• 1:19:00Speaker 08

  why

• 1:19:01Bobby Lee?

  stealing

• 1:19:02Speaker 08

  this because carlos stole from george

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't know I know the facts

• 1:19:07Speaker 06

  I mean why do you think george does do that for nothing

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  no

• 1:19:10Speaker 08

  I don't know maybe

• 1:19:11Bobby Lee?

  yeah yeah

• 1:19:12Speaker 06

  have you ever seen george start any issues out of nowhere

• 1:19:14Bobby Lee?

  yeah

• 1:19:16Speaker 06

  I'd never have

• 1:19:22Speaker 08

  you're right I thought I can think of

• 1:19:25Bobby Lee?

  yeah are you guys good now are you in george there was a little thing right or no

• 1:19:28Speaker 06

  no not me that was

• 1:19:29Bobby Lee?

  oh yeah it was you right

• 1:19:30Speaker 08

  there was a thing where you were like I remember you were you were sucking him up on online

• 1:19:33Speaker 06

  I love george

• 1:19:34Speaker 08

  you're like you're my fucking idol george

• 1:19:35Speaker 06

  he is my idol

• 1:19:36Speaker 08

  I fucking love you so much

• 1:19:36Speaker 06

  george lopez show is one of the best shows syndicated

• 1:19:39Bobby Lee?

  oh yeah it was him yeah so what was the issue I forgot what it was

• 1:19:43Speaker 08

  I had no issue

• 1:19:44Bobby Lee?

  I know you didn't

• 1:19:45Speaker 06

  while you're crying was one of the best specials team leader is one of the best albums

• 1:19:48Bobby Lee?

  alright suck his dick then dude

• 1:19:50Speaker 06

  yeah cool man bro

• 1:19:52Speaker 08

  cool hey you got a napkin he has george come on his mouth

• 1:19:55Speaker 06

  I do

• 1:19:57Speaker 08

  Why are we still talking about George?

• 1:20:00Bobby Lee?

  EJ actually picked up napkin and brought it over. EJ, what the fuck are you doing?

• 1:20:05Speaker 01

  I was so ready to give it back.

• 1:20:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's, you know who? Paul Rodriguez, you know him?

• 1:20:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, his son is a very good friend of mine, man. Shout out to Paul Rodriguez.

• 1:20:16Bobby Lee?

  He rodd is

• 1:20:17Speaker 06

  He rodd's the homie.

• 1:20:17Bobby Lee?

  One of the most talented skateboarders on planet earth.

• 1:20:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, he's one of my, he's one of, we, yeah, I love, I love Paul. Shout out to Paul, man.

• 1:20:24Speaker 08

  Paul Rodriguez, he was a dope comedian.

• 1:20:26Bobby Lee?

  He is.

• 1:20:27Speaker 08

  I got to work with him early on in my career. I thought it was cool, too.

• 1:20:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's old school.

• 1:20:31Speaker 08

  He was really nice to everybody. He was like buying drinks and shit.

• 1:20:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:34Speaker 08

  He was like, you know what he reminded me of? He didn't even have his money, but he was like, uh, Robert De Niro on Goodfellas. He was like Jimmy the Jent.

• 1:20:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:20:42Speaker 08

  Yeah, he was like giving everybody money, but everybody was just like around him that day. It was cool.

• 1:20:46Bobby Lee?

  Put a dollar bill in your thing or whatever?

• 1:20:48Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put a dollar bill in my thing, yeah.

• 1:20:50Bobby Lee?

  I love class acts like that, you know, you know?

• 1:20:52Speaker 08

  Yeah, I do.

• 1:20:53Speaker 06

  I do that when I go to Mexico and just start tipping people.

• 1:20:55Speaker 08

  You don't go to Mexico.

• 1:20:56Speaker 06

  Baja Mexico.

• 1:20:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:58Speaker 08

  They're like, why is that Indian guy tipping?

• 1:21:03Speaker 08

  I think he's the new owner.

• 1:21:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I think you are Indian.

• 1:21:07Speaker 06

  Maybe.

• 1:21:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:09Speaker 06

  I should do that test.

• 1:21:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's gotta be twenty percent at least.

• 1:21:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, there's gotta be something.

• 1:21:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, you're purple.

• 1:21:19Speaker 06

  But I can't say shit to him.

• 1:21:21Bobby Lee?

  You look like Barney, dude. Are you Barney, dude?

• 1:21:24Speaker 08

  You're purple.

• 1:21:27Speaker 06

  And we're, and you're yellow. We're the Lakers, man.

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, alright.

• 1:21:30Speaker 06

  Right? What do you want me to do?

• 1:21:32Bobby Lee?

  But you're not dark purple?

• 1:21:33Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:21:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like midnight purple.

• 1:21:37Speaker 06

  I'm not midnight purple.

• 1:21:38Speaker 08

  No.

• 1:21:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:40Speaker 06

  I know I'm laughing, I did too much.

• 1:21:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:21:42Speaker 06

  It's because he didn't even like-

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, look at all these Hispanics, right, guys, right?

• 1:21:45Speaker 06

  He didn't even want-

• 1:21:46Bobby Lee?

  You're the, you're a completely different color.

• 1:21:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 1:21:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I'm saying.

• 1:21:51Speaker 06

  No, no, no, and I think that's why the, that's what the, that's what made me stand out.

• 1:21:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How dark is, probably down there is so dark.

• 1:22:01Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:22:02Speaker 06

  No, it looks good.

• 1:22:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know dude.

• 1:22:05Speaker 06

  It looks good.

• 1:22:07Speaker 08

  Your girl doesn't call it your asshole, she just calls it the black hole.

• 1:22:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:12Speaker 06

  Turn on her headlights?

• 1:22:14Bobby Lee?

  You know what, it suits you, your color. And it suits you, and I feel like I, it suits you. Yeah, I like that fucking Mexican purple guy dude, that's a good look.

• 1:22:25Speaker 06

  The Mexican purple?

• 1:22:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:27Speaker 06

  I think the penis or the whole private part should be the darkest part of your body, right?

• 1:22:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, that's coming out of your mouth, sure. Yeah, it's not dark, is it dark? I don't know.

• 1:22:37Speaker 05

  I think it is.

• 1:22:37Speaker 08

  Mine? Mine's like slightly darker than the rest of my body.

• 1:22:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:22:41Speaker 06

  That's what I'm saying, it should be a dark color.

• 1:22:43Bobby Lee?

  Good scientist.

• 1:22:43Speaker 06

  And it's crazy because it's never in the sun. Look at the white guy thinking, oh mine's pink.

• 1:22:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're the only white dude here dude.

• 1:22:52Bobby Lee?

  How's it feel? Are you scared? No, I'm used to it, I'm used to it.

• 1:22:56Speaker 05

  No, I'm scared. I'm the only woman here.

• 1:23:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're the only woman.

• 1:23:01Speaker 08

  We should have acknowledged that first, this is weird for Andrea.

• 1:23:04Speaker 05

  And you guys keep talking about penis and getting erect.

• 1:23:07Speaker 06

  Oh my god, here we go.

• 1:23:13Speaker 08

  It's your Uncle Bobby here.

• 1:23:14Speaker 06

  Bobby.

• 1:23:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:17Speaker 08

  I think when you don't know which way to take the show, you just go the penis direction.

• 1:23:23Speaker 05

  I mean, it's a good-

• 1:23:24Speaker 08

  You're like, derer, derer, penis, penis.

• 1:23:27Speaker 05

  It's a good direction.

• 1:23:28Speaker 06

  Erection.

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  You know what? You just called me out. You just called me out, that's a sensitive spot.

• 1:23:34Speaker 08

  What, penis?

• 1:23:35Bobby Lee?

  No, I think you're right. I think when I get scared and I don't know what else to say, I go penis.

• 1:23:44Speaker 08

  Most people are like, how's the weather?

• 1:23:45Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. I should change that. You think I should switch it to weather? I think I'll switch it to weather, dude.

• 1:23:54Speaker 08

  I mean, maybe in smart talk.

• 1:23:55Bobby Lee?

  It's sunny out, man.

• 1:23:56Speaker 08

  For the sake of the podcast, stick to penis.

• 1:23:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm, no, I'm, no, I want to correct it. You're right. I get scared and I go, let's get, you know what I mean? Let's talk about our genitals and I don't think it's right. And I think that I want to change, I want to reach a bigger audience. And we can talk about like, what are you doing?

• 1:24:12Speaker 08

  What is this?

• 1:24:12Bobby Lee?

  Did you break that? Take it, take it.

• 1:24:14Speaker 06

  Can you, do you, do you think, uh, you can change your audience now that?

• 1:24:17Speaker 08

  This guy kinda looks like Renee.

• 1:24:18Speaker 06

  Far in there?

• 1:24:20Bobby Lee?

  It's very Renee like.

• 1:24:21Speaker 08

  Oh, it doesn't. Let me borrow your shades.

• 1:24:26Speaker 08

  What about black eye? Oh, God, hello! Tell me that's not him.

• 1:24:31Bobby Lee?

  That is him, that is, that is you. Yeah. Hey dude, I'm purple!

• 1:24:38Speaker 06

  You, you know what we can switch it up to?

• 1:24:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:24:40Speaker 06

  I don't know, talk about HOA, I don't know.

• 1:24:43Bobby Lee?

  Like housing? Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:45Speaker 08

  Is this a HOA area?

• 1:24:47Speaker 06

  Oh, the glasses are nice on you, man.

• 1:24:48Bobby Lee?

  Looks good.

• 1:24:48Speaker 06

  Probably call HOA.

• 1:24:50Bobby Lee?

  When are you guys gonna buy pro, you, you buy, did you buy a house yet?

• 1:24:52Speaker 06

  Uh, we're, we're living in [BLEEP] right now.

• 1:24:55Speaker 08

  Wait, you bought a house?

• 1:24:56Speaker 06

  No, we didn't buy.

• 1:24:57Speaker 08

  So, why are you, why are you trying to play it off like you bought a house?

• 1:24:59Speaker 06

  I didn't buy the house.

• 1:25:01Speaker 08

  Okay, but he asked you if you bought property, you said?

• 1:25:03Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:25:03Bobby Lee?

  I think we're at a point now, I think you guys can do it.

• 1:25:05Speaker 06

  I'm, I, I want, no, I'm, I'm deciding whether my dad is average or first.

• 1:25:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:25:09Speaker 06

  I need to figure out.

• 1:25:10Bobby Lee?

  You guys wanna live together?

• 1:25:10Speaker 06

  No, I'm gonna build a property in Mexico, we need to get, thought it's gonna get deported.

• 1:25:13Speaker 08

  Dude, take it from me.

• 1:25:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:25:15Speaker 08

  Maybe, maybe don't live with your dad.

• 1:25:16Speaker 06

  I'm not gonna live with my dad. I gotta build him a house.

• 1:25:19Bobby Lee?

  You think he'll get deported? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, build him a house.

• 1:25:22Speaker 08

  You're gonna build your house? Man just got out of prison, bro, let him prove himself.

• 1:25:25Speaker 06

  I'm thinking, I, I wanna, I wanna, but, but going back to the property stuff, I think this year I'm gonna just like start investing in like just building something from the ground up, though.

• 1:25:33Bobby Lee?

  In Mexico?

• 1:25:33Speaker 06

  No, here.

• 1:25:34Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you something, Renee?

• 1:25:35Speaker 06

  Here.

• 1:25:35Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you something?

• 1:25:36Speaker 06

  I don't know where, but.

• 1:25:37Speaker 08

  Renee, can we tell you something?

• 1:25:38Bobby Lee?

  Everything gets built from the ground up.

• 1:25:39Speaker 06

  I know, but I'm talking about like a project while I'm living here, a whole year project.

• 1:25:45Bobby Lee?

  That is true.

• 1:25:46Speaker 08

  A year project?

• 1:25:48Speaker 06

  It's not my fault you still live with your father, right?

• 1:25:49Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:25:51Speaker 08

  It kinda is. Slam, dude.

• 1:25:53Bobby Lee?

  This is Denny's Renee. Yeah, I like the Denny's version, yeah.

• 1:25:56Speaker 06

  Told you to put my glasses back on.

• 1:25:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, um, yeah, dude, why you living with your dad?

• 1:26:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that's cool. I would live with my mom.

• 1:26:05Speaker 06

  I'm pretty sure you pay all the bills, bro. Your dad lives with you.

• 1:26:08Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes. Sometimes I pay the bills.

• 1:26:09Speaker 06

  Your dad lives with you.

• 1:26:11Bobby Lee?

  Show him a smile.

• 1:26:11Speaker 06

  That's how I see it.

• 1:26:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:13Speaker 08

  You wanna see a slam dunk?

• 1:26:14Speaker 06

  What slam dunk?

• 1:26:15Speaker 08

  Whoa.

• 1:26:21Speaker 06

  Saw the harassment?

• 1:26:23Bobby Lee?

  Ralph, Ralph. Messes here, messes. Let's see what he does.

• 1:26:27Speaker 08

  That's worse than kicking him in the nuts.

• 1:26:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:29Speaker 08

  I'll walk out the podcast.

• 1:26:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Really?

• 1:26:32Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:26:33Bobby Lee?

  If I went, if I took my hand, put it on your head, can I do that?

• 1:26:38Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:26:39Bobby Lee?

  Why? Because in Korean culture, that means I really like you.

• 1:26:42Speaker 06

  That's gay in my culture.

• 1:26:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay. That's, so you don't, no one touches your hair?

• 1:26:50Speaker 06

  I'm pretty sure you can.

• 1:26:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm not gonna, that's your sensi- no, that's all right.

• 1:26:55Speaker 06

  You can touch it, I'm not gonna.

• 1:26:55Bobby Lee?

  No, that's a sensitive spot, yeah.

• 1:26:58Speaker 06

  My boob, though, what the fuck, man?

• 1:26:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:00Speaker 06

  Can't touch that.

• 1:27:03Bobby Lee?

  Penis. No, never again.

• 1:27:05Speaker 06

  HOA.

• 1:27:06Bobby Lee?

  You're right. HOA from now on, or the weather.

• 1:27:09Speaker 08

  Do your neighbors like you?

• 1:27:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm very quiet.

• 1:27:12Speaker 06

  Yeah?

• 1:27:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:13Speaker 06

  Cause I remember one time.

• 1:27:14Bobby Lee?

  Uh-oh.

• 1:27:15Speaker 06

  Are you very quiet when, like, what do you do when, like, when the podcast is not going on? Like, what do you do?

• 1:27:19Bobby Lee?

  I play video games in my room.

• 1:27:20Speaker 06

  That's it?

• 1:27:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:21Speaker 06

  What do you, what do you play?

• 1:27:22Speaker 08

  You play Switch.

• 1:27:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm playing, uh, Cyberpunk 2020, 2077.

• 1:27:26Speaker 08

  Is that the one with Keanu Reeves?

• 1:27:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So I've been playing that, I like that.

• 1:27:30Speaker 08

  You're playing it?

• 1:27:30Speaker 06

  Do you like the game or cause you like Keanu Reeves?

• 1:27:32Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm playing, I like the game, it's Xbox.

• 1:27:34Speaker 08

  So you don't even care for Keanu Reeves?

• 1:27:36Bobby Lee?

  I love Keanu Reeves. Yeah, I love him so much.

• 1:27:38Speaker 08

  Keanu Reeves, James Franco, both hanging from a cliff, you can only save one.

• 1:27:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, probably Keanu.

• 1:27:46Bobby Lee?

  Would you, would you save? Keanu. Yeah.

• 1:27:48Speaker 06

  Esme Morales?

• 1:27:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me a two.

• 1:27:51Speaker 06

  Esme Morales or Pedro Pascal, who are you saving?

• 1:27:54Bobby Lee?

  Esme Morales. Esme Morales.

• 1:27:56Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:27:57Bobby Lee?

  Cause I've met Esme many times. Who's Esme?

• 1:27:59Speaker 06

  But Pedro Pascal?

• 1:28:00Bobby Lee?

  The, the rich.

• 1:28:01Speaker 06

  He's pretty good right now.

• 1:28:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm running on the Richie.

• 1:28:04Speaker 08

  From La Bamba.

• 1:28:05Speaker 06

  Bob from La Bamba.

• 1:28:06Speaker 08

  It's between, it's between him and who?

• 1:28:07Speaker 06

  Pedro Pascal.

• 1:28:09Speaker 04

  Pascal.

• 1:28:10Speaker 08

  Pedro Pascal is Mr. Fantastic. I don't know. Cause Isa used to hang out at the Comedy Store.

• 1:28:16Speaker 06

  I like him in Narcos.

• 1:28:17Speaker 08

  He used to hang out at the Comedy Store? All the time dude, I loved watching. Pedro was the Mandalorian though, that's pretty cool. That is pretty cool, but he was Richie Valens's brother, bro. Pedro wasn't the Mandalorian?

• 1:28:27Speaker 06

  That's all we have.

• 1:28:29Speaker 08

  He's also in the new Mission Impossible 8 or whatever. Diego Luna. Diego Luna wasn't the Mandalorian, Diego Luna was in Rogue One. Oh, okay. Pedro Pascal was Mandalorian. You racist, bro?

• 1:28:39Speaker 06

  No, but he looks like Diego.

• 1:28:41Speaker 08

  What? No, he doesn't, dude. Oh my god. Anyway. Okay. Alright, so. I was just discovering you're just as racist as Bobby, it's probably why I get along so well. Whoa. Whoa. Stop moving that. Stop moving. Stop it.

• 1:28:57Speaker 06

  Why are you guys fighting?

• 1:28:58Speaker 08

  Who's fighting?

• 1:29:00Speaker 06

  It's anxiety when you guys. Oh, that guy.

• 1:29:04Speaker 08

  It's Diego.

• 1:29:04Speaker 06

  That was also, he was also in Narcos.

• 1:29:06Speaker 08

  He's a cheap. Yeah, he was in, he was Felix Gallardo.

• 1:29:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, he was Felix Gallardo.

• 1:29:10Speaker 08

  In Mexico Narcos. Let's talk about, let's end the pod with a song, what do you think?

• 1:29:14Speaker 06

  What, you wanna fucking, you want us out of here?

• 1:29:15Speaker 08

  No, I, no, I mean, we only do an hour. We don't do more than an hour.

• 1:29:18Speaker 06

  Whatever, do. I've seen you do an hour with other people more than an hour with other people.

• 1:29:21Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:29:25Speaker 06

  Promoting.

• 1:29:28Speaker 08

  Promoting.

• 1:29:30Speaker 06

  Lulu.

• 1:29:32Speaker 08

  We will. Play the music, let me hear the music, let me feel it.

• 1:29:40Speaker 08

  Keep on, come on.

• 1:29:44Speaker 08

  Next show's in Honolulu.

• 1:29:48Speaker 08

  And I just bought a little boo boo. Why, why? Did I give in?

• 1:29:58Speaker 08

  To the next trending fad? Could it may have been?

• 1:30:05Speaker 08

  That I didn't have a dad.

• 1:30:10Speaker 06

  Why does it sound hard though, you know?

• 1:30:12Speaker 08

  Honolulu, Omaha.

• 1:30:15Bobby Lee?

  Why theater or all blue note?

• 1:30:18Speaker 08

  Blue Note, mother. We're gonna be in, or Renee will be in Omaha.

• 1:30:24Speaker 06

  I'm gonna be in Honolulu, Omaha, I'm gonna be in all these cities.

• 1:30:27Speaker 08

  Des Moines.

• 1:30:28Bobby Lee?

  So check out Renee in Honolulu, Omaha, Des Moines.

• 1:30:32Speaker 06

  Tucson.

• 1:30:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hopefully they didn't deport all your fans from Des Moines, boys.

• 1:30:36Speaker 06

  There you go, that's a better.

• 1:30:38Bobby Lee?

  There it is.

• 1:30:38Speaker 06

  Uh, and go check out Ken Flores' special on Hulu as well, man, it's on Hulu right now.

• 1:30:43Bobby Lee?

  Did you put a sepia filter on that? Cause it doesn't look that purple.

• 1:30:49Speaker 06

  We bleached the picture. You know what's funny? Uh, my mom did send the picture back and was like, "Your neck looks too black in this picture."

• 1:30:56Speaker 06

  And so we had to, we did have to clear up a little.

• 1:30:58Bobby Lee?

  Alright, check out Renee and then, um, Ralph, you have anything to plug?

• 1:31:02Speaker 08

  Uh, just, you know.

• 1:31:04Speaker 06

  There you go, Ken Flores, man, on Hulu, go watch it right now.

• 1:31:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:31:08Speaker 08

  The old boys are on Hulu.

• 1:31:10Bobby Lee?

  And Planet Bosa, on Hularia.

• 1:31:13Speaker 08

  You don't even have to like, watch our whole specials, just leave them playing in the background, please.

• 1:31:17Speaker 06

  And I'm working on my special this tour, that's what I'm doing, so less, less crowd work, more jokes, if you're coming to my show.

• 1:31:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, come, yeah, go to his show.

• 1:31:24Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 1:31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:26Speaker 06

  Man, you have a tour too?

• 1:31:27Speaker 08

  Yeah, I got a few cities that I'm going to.

• 1:31:29Bobby Lee?

  You got a few cities, but who's this?

• 1:31:30Speaker 08

  Called the Bean Without a Cause Tour.

• 1:31:32Speaker 06

  They're all like, big ass venues.

• 1:31:33Bobby Lee?

  We have the Fat Fish Podcast with Jaime and, are you?

• 1:31:37Speaker 06

  Jaime, can you, what's up with you on your? What's the words?

• 1:31:39Speaker 08

  Ralph, what happened? Hold on, I like how Bobby didn't promote this podcast until Andrea got on.

• 1:31:47Speaker 08

  When it was just me and Jaime, he was like, "What's your, what's your podcast? Fishy Pod?"

• 1:31:51Bobby Lee?

  Alright, why'd you leave the podcast?

• 1:31:53Speaker 06

  Oh, are you the new co-host?

• 1:31:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:55Speaker 06

  Are you the new co-host?

• 1:31:55Speaker 05

  I mean, sometimes.

• 1:31:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:57Speaker 06

  Why do you guys have porn stars all the time?

• 1:32:01Speaker 06

  How do you guys, how do you guys get in contact with these people? It's crazy. Like, is it Jaime that's like, "Hey, you wanna do my podcast?" Jaime agrees to leave them alone if they do the podcast. That should be getting awkward as shit, man. I'm like, "Oh shit."

• 1:32:13Speaker 08

  So here's what happened, alright.

• 1:32:14Speaker 06

  How to change this.

• 1:32:15Speaker 08

  Breaking news, here it is. Um, what the hell? You bought a little boo boo, that's why. Uh, oh no. Um. Here's why I haven't been on the podcast, on the Fat Fish Podcast with Jaime. I'm gonna clear it up once and for all.

• 1:32:27Bobby Lee?

  I wanna clear it up.

• 1:32:28Speaker 08

  He got mad when you, when you told him. The thing is, we... That's the face on me. Jaime told me not to say anything, but Jaime, I gotta break the silence, cuz everybody blames me. Everybody thinks that like, why are you mad at Jaime? We were filming the podcast in... Dallas. Dallas, so it was kinda hard to get guests, first of all. And we travel a lot. Jaime was coming out here.

• 1:32:51Speaker 05

  My god.

• 1:32:52Speaker 08

  Jaime was coming out here once a week to tape with you. And while he's in town, uh, he could use studio space to record out here. So he could ask more comics or other, or you know, porn stars or whoever he wants to ask. So he, he can grow the podcast more from here.

• 1:33:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:09Speaker 08

  I was like, all you gotta do is just find another co-host.

• 1:33:11Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:33:12Speaker 08

  Which, you know, Andrea, no problem. You got jealous of Bobby.

• 1:33:16Speaker 05

  I'm around.

• 1:33:17Speaker 08

  But, so yeah, so I like, I didn't wanna hold Jaime back.

• 1:33:20Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:33:20Speaker 08

  Plus, I mean, like, podcast, doing a podcast, like, is fun, but it's a little stressful. Yeah, that's why I don't do it. I don't have like the capacity for it myself.

• 1:33:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:32Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um...

• 1:33:35Bobby Lee?

  That's the reason, guys.

• 1:33:37Speaker 08

  The whole thing.

• 1:33:38Bobby Lee?

  It's too stressful.

• 1:33:39Speaker 08

  Cuz he loves you. Cuz he loves you.

• 1:33:43Bobby Lee?

  Um, and you ever wanna, you wanna plug anything? I don't think you have any, right? Fat Fish. Oh, Fat Fish, yeah, yeah, Fat Fish.

• 1:33:50Speaker 08

  The tour dates, man?

• 1:33:51Bobby Lee?

  Tour dates.

• 1:33:52Speaker 08

  Yeah, man, just go watch us on tour, man.

• 1:33:55Bobby Lee?

  And so, give my friends a round of applause, everybody.

• 1:33:59Speaker 08

  Thank you for having us, Bobby. We're big fans of you.

• 1:34:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, god.