Supermarket Etiquette! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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• 0:00H. Foley?

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• 0:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're also in Pittsburgh at the Improv. Get your tickets, they're moving quick, we'll see you there, we love you.

• 0:17H. Foley?

  Yeah. Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.

• 0:25Speaker 01

  Bugman on the fridge.

• 0:26H. Foley?

  This is Are You Garbage. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that if they give it to be classy.

• 0:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:32H. Foley?

  They're just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:34Speaker 01

  Passwada.

• 0:35H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new addition. She is on her way down the shore for Senior Week.

• 0:43Speaker 01

  Woo, shout out to it, dawg.

• 0:46H. Foley?

  Yeah, she got a place with a couple of Lansdale Catholic boys. You know, all over 18, all over 18.

• 0:53Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 0:53H. Foley?

  Do a little tadpole down there, she calls it. Money and meat still on the bone, she says. Crude.

• 1:00Speaker 01

  An oddly sexual early on. Okay.

• 1:05H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming at you from across the table, it's what we call a family episode.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  Barely legal.

• 1:10H. Foley?

  Just the boys, the bozos and the homies.

• 1:13Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:13H. Foley?

  Just the way we like it. God damn it, give it up for my best pal in the whole wide world, Kevin James Ryan.

• 1:19Speaker 01

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• 1:42H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 1:43Speaker 01

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• 1:46H. Foley?

  Yes, sir, gang.

• 1:47Speaker 01

  Pittsburgh, Cleveland.

• 1:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, do yourself a favor, if you're in the market, buy stock in AYG now. Lot of big things coming, big announcement coming up.

• 1:57Speaker 01

  This looks like you're trying to get some seed investment, if I'm being honest with you.

• 2:02H. Foley?

  Cause everybody just sends a dollar.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  You stink.

• 2:06H. Foley?

  I stink. By the way, I don't think I didn't notice that clap for Kippy there, Luke. What are you angling for?

• 2:14H. Foley?

  I just gotta return my calls.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  Me or Luke?

• 2:18H. Foley?

  Both of yous.

• 2:21H. Foley?

  Which I get!

• 2:22Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 2:23H. Foley?

  I get it.

• 2:24Speaker 01

  Yeah. Uh, I got a little something. I, uh...

• 2:27H. Foley?

  What do you got, Kippy? My door's always open to you. Let me crack open my refreshing.

• 2:34H. Foley?

  Seltzer. Is this seltzer or club soda?

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Seltzer.

• 2:38H. Foley?

  Seltzer?

• 2:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  Can you check into the show we're doing?

• 2:44H. Foley?

  I'm working here, man.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Um, now, what is... I know, listen, I know what should be done in polite society. I'm not asking about that. I'm asking about casual... Let's say, I was, yeah, as you know, I was, I was recently in, in Germany, visiting my wife's family.

• 3:02H. Foley?

  Ah, the motherland.

• 3:05Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 3:06H. Foley?

  Or the fatherland. The fatherland.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  No, I think it was the motherland.

• 3:09H. Foley?

  Nah, motherland is, is Russia. I know that because of a, uh, World War I poem. "It is sweet and dignified to die for the motherland." Fatherland.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  We have done this before, but it's the fatherland.

• 3:22H. Foley?

  God damn it. I meant fatherland. Fuck. Hey, everybody out there!

• 3:27Speaker 01

  Buddy!

• 3:27H. Foley?

  Anyway, you're in Germany.

• 3:29Speaker 01

  Uh, what is the, eh, right, different culture over there. They're big on their baked goods and their breads.

• 3:36H. Foley?

  Are they?

• 3:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:37H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  I don't know why you, all right? Why you ta- why, why, is that where you're, what?

• 3:43H. Foley?

  I thought it was their tech technology.

• 3:44Speaker 01

  Technology?

• 3:46H. Foley?

  Tank technology. Those Panzers were no joke. Things were vicious. Take out a Sherman in two seconds. Shout out to D-Day just passed, by the way, a couple of weeks ago.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:57H. Foley?

  Normandy. I don't know if you know anything about it, hippie?

• 4:01Speaker 01

  Such a valor dealer, it's crazy.

• 4:03H. Foley?

  No, I'm not!

• 4:04Speaker 01

  I'm not!

• 4:04H. Foley?

  You see me at a mall, wearing fucking, uh, Top Gun uniform?

• 4:07Speaker 01

  I see you in front of half a million people, talking about Normandy like you were there, though.

• 4:11H. Foley?

  I wasn't there.

• 4:12Speaker 01

  No.

• 4:12H. Foley?

  Too young to join.

• 4:14Speaker 01

  Lucky I wasn't there.

• 4:16H. Foley?

  I kicked some ass. I wouldn't have made it. Think you would have made it?

• 4:20Speaker 01

  No!

• 4:20H. Foley?

  Off the, off the boat?

• 4:23Speaker 01

  Off the boat, no.

• 4:24H. Foley?

  Those little things, that ramp goes down, ding ding ding ding? Fuck!

• 4:27Speaker 01

  I would have...

• 4:28H. Foley?

  That would have sucked!

• 4:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:30H. Foley?

  I just would have wanted to made it off the beach.

• 4:31Speaker 01

  I've seen you not want to tie your shoes, dude.

• 4:35H. Foley?

  God damn it.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  Um, but.

• 4:37H. Foley?

  Shout out to them.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  Should we shout out the D-Day guys?

• 4:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, for sure, yeah.

• 4:44H. Foley?

  That was big. That was a big one.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, I know.

• 4:47H. Foley?

  Tuck it. Almost did work. Tuck it.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. I got you.

• 4:54H. Foley?

  Point to Hawk.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  What?

• 4:56H. Foley?

  St. Mary's Glee's. 109 yards.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  Yeah. My thing with you is you've really, you've, like you've, we've said, you, you tried to distance yourself between a, so you don't, you don't, you don't claim that you've served.

• 5:07H. Foley?

  Never.

• 5:08Speaker 01

  But you.

• 5:09H. Foley?

  I have respect for them.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  But you say that everybody does.

• 5:12H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 5:13Speaker 01

  But you say like, of course, I have respect. Yeah, no, but you make it seem like you're also not a civilian. Truly.

• 5:18H. Foley?

  Well, I'm a, I'm a dependent.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  On me, for sure.

• 5:23H. Foley?

  No.

• 5:24Speaker 01

  On the system.

• 5:25H. Foley?

  I had a military ID for a little while.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 5:27H. Foley?

  It was sick.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, see?

• 5:29H. Foley?

  I could get on the base.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 5:31H. Foley?

  Just to go to the exchange, Navy Exchange, where you get cheap liquor.

• 5:36Speaker 01

  What age did you have an ID?

• 5:38H. Foley?

  I had it in college. It was sick. I looked like an operator too. I looked like I worked for the CIA. It was a good pick. Because you had, you got them when, with your dad for insurance and stuff like that when your dad was in the Navy. My dad was in the Navy.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Man.

• 5:51H. Foley?

  But not on a ship. He was a recruiter.

• 5:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, on a Willa Grove, dude. Shut up. Not to say not to thank you.

• 5:57H. Foley?

  Same as in the front line.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  Well, you also go, well, he wasn't on a ship. That also means that like, he was inland. He wasn't, he was near the, he was near the Sham and Creek.

• 6:05H. Foley?

  They had a lot of action over there. That's where they, that's where they launched the P3 Orion's out of. Think they had nukes over there?

• 6:10Speaker 01

  Where, Willa Grove?

• 6:11H. Foley?

  I think so.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  Maybe that's why my hair's falling out. I lived 15 minutes in that fucking joint. That shit was running off in the water. No wonder my head's so fucking big.

• 6:19H. Foley?

  6 year old boy looks 48. Maybe.

• 6:22Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 6:23H. Foley?

  But they had shit over there. They had F-18 Hornets, Lee's Hoagie House.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  Shut up. You're such, you're such a loser.

• 6:32H. Foley?

  That Lee's might have been a front. I don't know.

• 6:35Speaker 01

  Couple. nukes come out and a couple of sub sandwiches.

• 6:42Speaker 01

  Get the sonar on Lee's. Shout out to Lee's Hoagie Shack, dude. Lee's Hoagie Shack is a local.

• 6:49H. Foley?

  Favorite.

• 6:49Speaker 01

  Franchise.

• 6:50H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:52H. Foley?

  Get in there.

• 6:53Speaker 01

  There's a local.

• 6:53H. Foley?

  Big sandwiches.

• 6:54Speaker 01

  See what you can find on Lee's Hoagie House. My buddy, my buddy in high school worked at a Lee's. We would go.

• 6:59H. Foley?

  He would reek of onions, I bet.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  Man.

• 7:01H. Foley?

  My boy.

• 7:01Speaker 01

  Ragtag team of guys. I remember, shout out Lee's. I'm not trying to besmirch the good name of Lee's. The, the boss, this guy was so, this guy was passed out drunk in the back.

• 7:13H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  Office.

• 7:14H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  I went, what did he do? Did you ever, that was the first job where my friend had outside, where it was like the inmates were running the asylum a little bit. You know what I mean?

• 7:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  And you'll hear about those, oh, that's fucking Steve from work and we're there and we're smoking and drinking.

• 7:28H. Foley?

  When the manager does drugs and gets fucked up.

• 7:30Speaker 01

  Yes. And you're going, and I'm working at a fucking supermarket. So you're like.

• 7:34H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  I'm like a corporate, you know, schmuck and this guy's like, you know, living a life of, hanging out with 25 year olds.

• 7:40H. Foley?

  Dale got a shrooms.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, that kind of thing. Let me, let me ask my buddy at work, that kind of shit.

• 7:45H. Foley?

  I worked with a dude like that, would party with us and shit.

• 7:47Speaker 01

  Dude, I thought it was so cool. We went there and this guy was laying on the ground. I go, what's wrong with him? Like he drank too much vodka. I'm like, it's 2:30 in the afternoon.

• 7:57H. Foley?

  I just dropped onion rings.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  Like this ain't all it's cracked up to be.

• 8:01H. Foley?

  He was passed out?

• 8:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:03H. Foley?

  At a Lee's?

• 8:03Speaker 01

  Uh huh. And I remember they, they, they made the, they served it on a styrofoam plate and the fries were so hot it burnt.

• 8:09H. Foley?

  Oh, that's, that's good fries.

• 8:11Speaker 01

  The oil burnt. They burnt the plate. And I remember being like, yeet, fucking.

• 8:15H. Foley?

  That's good fries.

• 8:16Speaker 01

  I love, and the chicken, yeah. I, listen, I'm, I'm a big Lee's. Also, remember, do you remember Slacks?

• 8:24H. Foley?

  Pants?

• 8:24Speaker 01

  No, Slacks Hoagie Shack.

• 8:26H. Foley?

  No, Slacks Hoagie Shack. I feel like you made that up.

• 8:29Speaker 01

  Nah, my dad would go to Slacks. I think that was a chain as well. That was French. Slacks Hoagie Shack.

• 8:36H. Foley?

  Go to Slacks.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:37H. Foley?

  That's stocks pound kid.

• 8:38Speaker 01

  If there's one thing my family loves, it's hoagie steaks and pizza.

• 8:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 8:43Speaker 01

  Hoagie steaks and pizza.

• 8:45H. Foley?

  There's something about getting down there in those burbs.

• 8:47Speaker 01

  Hoagie steak.

• 8:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, hoagie steaks or pizza on a Friday or Saturday night. Do it.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  The flax is still banging.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  How many locations they got?

• 8:56Speaker 02

  Just one right now.

• 8:57Speaker 01

  Where's that at?

• 8:58Speaker 02

  Uh, Oxford.

• 8:59H. Foley?

  One location.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  Oxford Point Shopping Center.

• 9:02H. Foley?

  One location.

• 9:03Speaker 01

  Oxford Point Shopping.

• 9:03Speaker 02

  Fairless Hills?

• 9:04Speaker 01

  Fairless Hills, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:05H. Foley?

  One location.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  One location I'm seeing right now.

• 9:07H. Foley?

  Reminds me of Fort Sumner.

• 9:12Speaker 01

  Reminds me of all my good friends at the Alamo.

• 9:15H. Foley?

  I don't get the Alamo.

• 9:16Speaker 01

  You do, why?

• 9:17H. Foley?

  What are they doing?

• 9:17Speaker 01

  Give it up. I'm an Enterprise man.

• 9:21H. Foley?

  Are you a Stromboli guy?

• 9:23Speaker 01

  What?

• 9:24H. Foley?

  Speaking of which, because that came up recently.

• 9:27Speaker 01

  Where?

• 9:29H. Foley?

  Miami.

• 9:29Speaker 01

  One of your business meetings.

• 9:33Speaker 01

  Hey, excuse me, is Kevin a Stromboli?

• 9:34H. Foley?

  Talking to the CIA guys about it. Um, we would usually get a pizza and a Stromboli.

• 9:42H. Foley?

  You never did a Stromboli?

• 9:43Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 9:44H. Foley?

  Do you know what a Stromboli is?

• 9:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:46H. Foley?

  Luke, do you know what a Stromboli is?

• 9:47Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's like a calzone's fancy cousin.

• 9:49H. Foley?

  But we, in Wilkes-Barre...

• 9:53H. Foley?

  In Wilkes-Barre, I always thought a Stromboli was Italian meat. Because we would get a classic Stromboli, to me, is like mozzarella cheese, salami, or something.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  Salami?

• 10:06H. Foley?

  Some kind of Italian meat and peppers and stuff like that.

• 10:09Speaker 01

  I think there's anything in there now. I don't think it's just one thing. You're like a pepperoni Stromboli.

• 10:14H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:15H. Foley?

  It was delicious.

• 10:17Speaker 01

  What's the difference between that and a calzone?

• 10:19H. Foley?

  A calzone's small, I guess. I don't know.

• 10:21Speaker 01

  Can't just be size, no?

• 10:22H. Foley?

  Can I be honest with you?

• 10:23Speaker 01

  You don't know.

• 10:24H. Foley?

  No. Well, yeah, I don't know.

• 10:25Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 10:25H. Foley?

  But I've never had a calzone.

• 10:28Speaker 01

  I don't know if I know.

• 10:28H. Foley?

  It's too much dough. I don't like it.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  A calzone.

• 10:32H. Foley?

  I'm not a calzone guy.

• 10:34Speaker 02

  It's different in the shape, sealing method, and cheese type. A calzone is a half-folded, half-moon filled with ricotta. Stromboli is a rolled cylinder, like a burrito, filled primarily with mozzarella and meats.

• 10:46H. Foley?

  Yeah, that ricotta cheese.

• 10:49Speaker 01

  I was half and half.

• 10:50H. Foley?

  I can hit or miss with that. Not a ricotta. I'll do the whipped ricotta, you know, gentleman if I'm out with a little honey on it and some bread. But the ricotta cheese, it just stinks. You do that, you do that, you're doing ricotta and cannoli and fucking lasagna? Pick a lane.

• 11:08Speaker 01

  Lost a lot of good men out there. Had Lee's Oogies.

• 11:12H. Foley?

  The Alamo.

• 11:14H. Foley?

  What do you got for me? You're over there in Germany.

• 11:16Speaker 01

  I mean, they're known for their baked goods, which first off, you didn't like for some reason.

• 11:20H. Foley?

  No.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  You didn't. That rubbed you the wrong way.

• 11:22H. Foley?

  I've never heard of that. What do they got?

• 11:25Speaker 01

  Strudel?

• 11:27H. Foley?

  Touche.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  I mean, the German bread is like notorious. Pretzels?

• 11:32H. Foley?

  Notorious is right.

• 11:36H. Foley?

  But they involved it.

• 11:38Speaker 01

  I mean, I'm not nuts here.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  Uh, Germany's famous worldwide for its baked goods.

• 11:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:44H. Foley?

  Strudel, okay.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  Over 3,000 types of bread.

• 11:47H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 11:49Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  Hey buddy, the war's over. Relax.

• 11:53H. Foley?

  Get that right here in America.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  The Strohman family.

• 11:59H. Foley?

  I like a Bobka. I'll do a Bobka.

• 12:00Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 12:01H. Foley?

  I'll kill a Bobka.

• 12:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:02H. Foley?

  Not like that, but I'll enjoy it.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  That's your D-Day. That's your B-Day. Bobka Day.

• 12:09H. Foley?

  A whole Bobka? I could do a whole Bobka with a little butter, a big glass of milk.

• 12:14Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 12:15H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 12:16Speaker 01

  This isn't a contest. We believe you.

• 12:17H. Foley?

  No. Alright, so they're big on their baked goods, says you.

• 12:22Speaker 01

  This has nothing to do with that. I was at a supermarket.

• 12:25H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  And I was acquiring some pretzels. They have salt, like fresh soft pretzels that they bake every day there. Like in the, where the rolls are. You know what I mean? Like the, in the bakery, you go lift the thing.

• 12:36H. Foley?

  Now that I can get behind.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 12:39H. Foley?

  Are they shaped like ours?

• 12:41Speaker 01

  What are ours shaped like?

• 12:42H. Foley?

  Like the tight ones, like the eights.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  The, the, the long ones?

• 12:45H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 12:47H. Foley?

  Are they like the big?

• 12:47Speaker 01

  They're like a soft pretzel.

• 12:49H. Foley?

  Like big, loopy?

• 12:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, but they're not that big. They're like more regular size.

• 12:53H. Foley?

  Really?

• 12:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:54H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 12:54Speaker 01

  And they do something.

• 12:56H. Foley?

  I would like that.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  I, I don't know why you're, why you're dragging your heels on this.

• 13:00H. Foley?

  A regular pretzel, like the size of a regular, like a Snyder's hard pretzel.

• 13:04Speaker 01

  No.

• 13:04H. Foley?

  But one of those soft would be good. Little bangers.

• 13:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, these are like a super pretzel.

• 13:10H. Foley?

  Okay. Super pretzel, soft pretzel.

• 13:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, these are soft pretzels.

• 13:14H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 13:15Speaker 01

  What, are we talking?

• 13:16H. Foley?

  I got you.

• 13:17Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 13:17H. Foley?

  I'm with you. You and me. Locked in, dialed in.

• 13:22Speaker 01

  Um, whatever. This doesn't matter. What is the etiquette?

• 13:29H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  On retrieving fresh baked goods from a...

• 13:37Speaker 01

  Receptacle.

• 13:38H. Foley?

  Tongs or gloves? You don't go in there with your hand. I don't care what country you're in.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  We'll be right back. What?

• 13:45H. Foley?

  Who are you?

• 13:45Speaker 01

  At all?

• 13:46H. Foley?

  At all.

• 13:46Speaker 01

  If I'm just...

• 13:47H. Foley?

  No.

• 13:48Speaker 01

  Okay, hold on. It's crazy to like pick through them. You can't do that.

• 13:52H. Foley?

  Yeah, well, yeah, of course.

• 13:53Speaker 01

  But if I'm grabbing mine and I'm not touching anything else, is that... Is that such a... That's not an international incident.

• 13:59H. Foley?

  I think it is, because your hand's in there with whatever's on it. Now, when we go to like a Comfort Inn or something like that, I'm gonna...

• 14:06Speaker 01

  You what?

• 14:07H. Foley?

  I go to get the toast. Those people are animals, though.

• 14:12Speaker 01

  I'm at an Aldi.

• 14:14H. Foley?

  You're at an Aldi?

• 14:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:15H. Foley?

  Aldi's doing fresh baked goods?

• 14:17Speaker 01

  Over there, yeah.

• 14:18H. Foley?

  See, I don't like that.

• 14:20Speaker 01

  They're such big bakery people that they're everywhere.

• 14:22H. Foley?

  I don't like that.

• 14:23Speaker 01

  What?

• 14:23H. Foley?

  Because they don't do that over here.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 14:25H. Foley?

  There's no bakery section at Aldi, I don't think, or anybody behind a counter.

• 14:28Speaker 01

  Well, why don't you go to Willow Grove and launch some nukes?

• 14:31H. Foley?

  They give us the half shit over here.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:33H. Foley?

  It's like when we sell F-16s to Egypt, we don't give them the shoot-down, look-down radar. We just give them like...

• 14:38Speaker 01

  Give them the Deltas. They're just fucking paint over the Delta Diamond. Hey, good luck with them.

• 14:46H. Foley?

  Yeah, what are you doing over there? You're getting... I'd go right to the embassy.

• 14:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, I caught some...

• 14:52H. Foley?

  Show my military ID. It's an old picture.

• 14:55Speaker 01

  I was saying, I don't know my name. But I know I can eat 16 pretzels in five minutes.

• 15:01H. Foley?

  Got any bopka? Yeah, what are you doing?

• 15:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:05H. Foley?

  Causing trouble.

• 15:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, I... Listen.

• 15:06H. Foley?

  These are efficient people.

• 15:07Speaker 01

  Now you're on their side?

• 15:09H. Foley?

  Little bit.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  You fucking traitor, selling me out. Fucking double agent, man. You fucking sold me out for a secret. What, you're something?

• 15:17H. Foley?

  It was something stupid. It would have been a major sidetrack and dumb, and I could hear everybody being like, "Shut up." So, checking myself.

• 15:25Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 15:25H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 15:26Speaker 01

  Now I kinda wanna know what it was.

• 15:27H. Foley?

  I don't know who the East Germans were. Were they Russians or were they Germans? Like, who was running the ship? Who were the bad guys in East Germany? Who was the East German government? It was Russians, right? But they wore like Nazi uniforms.

• 15:41Speaker 01

  I know, they were Germans, no?

• 15:43H. Foley?

  Yeah, but...

• 15:44Speaker 01

  Oh, but they were, I guess Russian because it was Mr. Grubachov take down that wall.

• 15:48H. Foley?

  Yeah. What happened to those guys?

• 15:52Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 15:52H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 15:53Speaker 01

  Didn't Tom Hanks get him in Bridge of Spies?

• 15:55H. Foley?

  No, he got fucked over. Well, he got the kid back, but yeah. That guy, that old man played him, like a fiddle. Probably went back and told him everything. That guy was smooth, though. Well-deserving of the Academy Award.

• 16:08Speaker 01

  Who were the East Germans?

• 16:09Speaker 02

  They were Germans, but they were run by Russia.

• 16:13H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  And there was a puppet government over there.

• 16:17Speaker 01

  That's what I need to set up here.

• 16:18H. Foley?

  I like that.

• 16:19Speaker 01

  Puppet government.

• 16:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, puppet regime. That's how you gotta operate. Maybe I'm doing it right now. Nobody knows.

• 16:27Speaker 01

  I don't think you are.

• 16:27H. Foley?

  No. Give me a soft pretzel.

• 16:31Speaker 01

  But they do something. My wife is telling me they put, uh, anyway, listen.

• 16:35H. Foley?

  What did they, what were your options?

• 16:38Speaker 01

  Uh, like, uh, one of those, like, bag gloves?

• 16:40H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 16:41Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? That's like a loose one?

• 16:42H. Foley?

  Like for hair dye.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  I guess, yeah. Um, it's a touch of gray right there.

• 16:50Speaker 01

  Uh, sure, I guess. I've never dyed my hair.

• 16:54H. Foley?

  I don't dye my hair.

• 16:54Speaker 01

  I got good genetics.

• 16:55H. Foley?

  I don't dye my hair.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  What?

• 16:57H. Foley?

  I don't dye my hair.

• 16:58Speaker 01

  Your facial hair?

• 16:59H. Foley?

  No. It's crazy. Rude. Salty.

• 17:03Speaker 01

  We'll be right back. Um...

• 17:05H. Foley?

  I might have touched up a little bit.

• 17:07Speaker 01

  So you lied, but you just lied.

• 17:08H. Foley?

  I didn't lie.

• 17:09Speaker 01

  That's real puppet regime stuff, I like.

• 17:10H. Foley?

  So we do it.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  Maybe I was at Lee's Hoagie House. I've never been to a Slacks Hoagie Shack. How good of a name is that? Slacks Hoagie Shack?

• 17:21H. Foley?

  Please all the way. I like pudges myself. Pudges, I'm a goddamn pudges man.

• 17:26Speaker 01

  Anywho, alright, listen. They put like a baking soda on the outside so the outside's crunchy. Not crunchy, but has a...

• 17:32Speaker 02

  Alkaline lye.

• 17:33Speaker 01

  Alkaline lye.

• 17:34H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 17:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's baking soda.

• 17:37H. Foley?

  Really? I thought lye was bad. I thought lye's what you use to get rid of a body.

• 17:40Speaker 01

  That's what you do to get out of a sticky situation.

• 17:45Speaker 01

  That's what you compulsively do.

• 17:49H. Foley?

  Wait, they crisp it up?

• 17:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:52H. Foley?

  So is that what you were getting? Was it soft pretzel?

• 17:53Speaker 01

  I got three of them. And they had this little Elio's banger. It wasn't in it. My wife was like, "No one eats that stuff."

• 18:01H. Foley?

  I know, like a cold pizza.

• 18:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, it looked exactly like Elio's.

• 18:04H. Foley?

  I'm with you on that.

• 18:05Speaker 01

  And I was with, yeah. Yeah.

• 18:09H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 18:09Speaker 01

  I crushed that thing. It was pretty good. Pretty good.

• 18:14H. Foley?

  Were you catching looks for grabbing raw dog?

• 18:16Speaker 01

  Yeah. But...

• 18:19H. Foley?

  Didn't have tongs?

• 18:20Speaker 01

  They did. I could have tongued. I could have loose gloved it.

• 18:22H. Foley?

  You got a tong.

• 18:24Speaker 01

  But there wasn't that many left. It was later in the day. Hey, listen, I am what I am. And if you're out there and you're just grabbing your thing, go for it. If there's something on your hand that will jump off your hand onto something...

• 18:37H. Foley?

  That's what they're worried about.

• 18:38Speaker 01

  That's gonna happen with the tongue anyway.

• 18:40H. Foley?

  They got this-

• 18:40Speaker 01

  Don't act like your knuckles aren't paying. And you're looking in there with a tongue? You spend a lot of time in there.

• 18:46H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:47Speaker 01

  That's sweat, that's hair, that's skin cells. I'm in and out. If you're in there like the crane game, picking them up and dropping them, no way, Jose.

• 18:56H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 18:57Speaker 01

  Just raw dog it. If you're being courteous and-

• 19:00H. Foley?

  The wife busted your chops about it?

• 19:02Speaker 01

  A little bit, yeah. It is what it is. I am what I am.

• 19:06H. Foley?

  So you're in a supermarket, you get three soft pretzels, and you're eating that right then?

• 19:10Speaker 01

  And the piece of pizza.

• 19:12H. Foley?

  Were you shop-

• 19:12Speaker 01

  No, I didn't eat that.

• 19:13H. Foley?

  Were you shopping, or did you go in there to get this?

• 19:14Speaker 01

  I was shopping. I knew I was getting that, but I also got some.

• 19:17H. Foley?

  Now do you eat this while you're walking around?

• 19:19Speaker 01

  No. I don't, that's, that's just because I don't speak the la- I don't want someone to yell at me.

• 19:25H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 19:25Speaker 01

  And then mean not be able to get out of a situation, have to call my wife.

• 19:30H. Foley?

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• 20:59H. Foley?

  Yeah. Kevin, something about Rocket Money.

• 21:02Speaker 01

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• 21:03H. Foley?

  Now, what do we got about Rocket Money? What do we know about Rocket Money, huh? It's time saver? Huh? Time saver? You got unwanted subscriptions? You go over there, you cancel and make it easy for you?

• 21:11Speaker 01

  Bing, pal, boom.

• 21:12H. Foley?

  All right. We all know about the surprise charge story.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 21:16H. Foley?

  Okay? All of a sudden, bang, you got something out of your checking account. You're like, what the heck is even that?

• 21:20Speaker 01

  I know.

• 21:21H. Foley?

  To quote my good friend Kevin James Ryan.

• 21:23Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 21:24H. Foley?

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• 21:40Speaker 01

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• 21:53H. Foley?

  They look out for you.

• 21:53Speaker 01

  Hey, this is coming up. What the heck? Get eyes on this.

• 21:56H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 21:56Speaker 01

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• 22:40H. Foley?

  I wonder what the German police situation would be like. Those guys seem cool or no?

• 22:44Speaker 01

  What?

• 22:45H. Foley?

  No?

• 22:45Speaker 01

  Do they seem cool? I don't know if you know anything about Germans, but they're not real loosey-goosey kinda guys.

• 22:49H. Foley?

  Those guys walk around with guns? They got guns?

• 22:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:51H. Foley?

  Assault rifles?

• 22:52Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:53H. Foley?

  They got heavy bikes?

• 22:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:55H. Foley?

  That was a cool thing in France. They had fucking bangers.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's the same.

• 22:58H. Foley?

  Weird Swiss looking guns.

• 23:00Speaker 01

  Now, as an operator, did you go up and did you have to tell them you're operating in their backyard? I see you got the XR915 in there.

• 23:08H. Foley?

  No, but I did, I did talk to-

• 23:09Speaker 01

  You ever been to Lee's Yogi?

• 23:11H. Foley?

  I did talk to a mutual friend of ours bodyguard at, at an event we were at a month ago. And he had the, you know, I knew he was holding. And I was like, what do you got in there? Glock? Or I said a, I said Tech 9. Came off slightly racist, but we moved on from the conversation. He said, nah, I got a Glock. Which I don't even-

• 23:31Speaker 01

  Also, I, also-

• 23:32H. Foley?

  I don't know what any of that is.

• 23:33Speaker 01

  I don't think there's a body, do you know what a Tech 9 is?

• 23:35H. Foley?

  I thought it was that gun that they use in LA a lot.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  I don't know what that is. But like, yeah, I don't think a bodyguard's rolling around with a Tech 9.

• 23:42H. Foley?

  It's like a, well, yeah.

• 23:43Speaker 01

  It's a machine, but they're not in the Yakuza.

• 23:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, Tech 9's like a-

• 23:48H. Foley?

  Numchucks.

• 23:48Speaker 01

  Like a submachine gun, isn't it?

• 23:50Speaker 02

  It's like a gang gun.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:51H. Foley?

  That's what I, that's what I mean.

• 23:52Speaker 01

  It's like the street sweeper. No bodyguards allowed to carry a fucking street sweeper on them. Fucking spray the block, dude. What?

• 24:03H. Foley?

  Yeah. He's like, nah, I got a Glock.

• 24:05Speaker 01

  Also, there's nobody you want to impress more?

• 24:08H. Foley?

  Than the bodyguard?

• 24:08Speaker 01

  And a black dude.

• 24:09H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, so, uh, a cool blackjack bodyguard? I'm sorry, you were slipping out of your seat.

• 24:15H. Foley?

  Yeah, so, man, how you doing?

• 24:16Speaker 01

  What's up, bro? You on the job?

• 24:19H. Foley?

  No, I don't say it like that. What do you got in there? You were with me?

• 24:23Speaker 01

  You, first of all, but you didn't know that's what even the body- I had to tell you that's what ha- that's what bodyguards do. So, you claim-

• 24:30H. Foley?

  Lipstick and stuff.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  Yeah. You claim you know body and you're an operator.

• 24:34H. Foley?

  I didn't say I was an operator. Said I looked like an operator in my picture when I had my father's military ID to get on the base to go to the Navy Exchange to pick up booze for a Christmas party. And hot dogs.

• 24:46Speaker 01

  Man, you're an American. You're an American.

• 24:49Speaker 01

  Holy shit.

• 24:51H. Foley?

  Yeah. I wouldn't want to be overseas with that picture, I'll tell you that. They would have brought me in. If I was in the Middle East with that picture, they would have brought me in. Because I look like I work for the company.

• 25:02Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:04Speaker 01

  So, we understand you've eaten all the hummus.

• 25:09H. Foley?

  So, it wasn't for everybody?

• 25:11Speaker 01

  I'm here visiting.

• 25:14Speaker 01

  I'm on holiday.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  All right, listen.

• 25:18H. Foley?

  All right.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  That's neither here nor there.

• 25:21Speaker 01

  Let me, I don't, I don't think it's that crazy, that my- the, the hand in the thing, if you're just grabbing one.

• 25:26H. Foley?

  It's trash.

• 25:27Speaker 01

  It's not classy, but, eh, you know, it is what it is.

• 25:30H. Foley?

  Use the tongs.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  I understand. Um, all that's neither here nor there, we got a gosh darn family episode on our hand, guys. As you know, when you join the old Patreon, eh, we'll answer your garbage question on the air.

• 25:40H. Foley?

  Yes, we will.

• 25:40Speaker 01

  Uh, this one is from Aiden, $10 investor, shout out to you.

• 25:44H. Foley?

  I love that.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  Uh, love what?

• 25:46H. Foley?

  It's a good name, Aiden. I have an Aiden in my family, shout out to him.

• 25:49Speaker 01

  Uh, okay. "Are you garbage if you and your family would eat at our local bowling alley restaurant but not go bowling?" That's a tough look. But that's smaller town stuff where that's kind of the hub. A lot of times they'd have a pretty solid bar restaurant. If it's a snack bar, you can't do that.

• 26:08H. Foley?

  Bowling alley in, in, in Blue Bell in our town, they got a restaurant that'll, I don't know how they don't have a Michelin star. They got a fucking roast beef plate that'll fucking blow your socks off.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  Doing the roast beef plate at a bowling alley?

• 26:20H. Foley?

  It's so good. Mashed taters, gravy, the whole, the works.

• 26:23Speaker 01

  Is it a restaurant or a food? Like a?

• 26:25H. Foley?

  It's a restaurant. It's like a, it's like a restaurant bar. They add it on.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:29H. Foley?

  I, we go in there and eat all the time.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  That's good. That's alright.

• 26:32H. Foley?

  Trash.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  Is it having its own entrance?

• 26:36H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 26:40H. Foley?

  You gotta go through the back? Climb out through an alley? Or a, the lane? Damn.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Thank you for your service.

• 26:49H. Foley?

  You're welcome.

• 26:50Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, I think that's okay. I mean, it like, you know.

• 26:53Speaker 02

  That adds big time.

• 26:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, that might as well be a Buffalo Wild Wings or something, or a fucking Cheesecake Factory.

• 26:59H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'm with it.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  That's alright.

• 27:00H. Foley?

  I'd say it's trash, but it's awesome.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  A hundred percent. Not classy, but you do you. Uh, this one's from Sean K. $10 homie, long time, never had one read. Will you open a bag of chips with the label upside down? It's the exact same, but it feels wrong.

• 27:15H. Foley?

  Whoa, will you open up a bag of chip, like, what? Why? That's anarchist shit.

• 27:20Speaker 01

  I would argue it's not the same.

• 27:22H. Foley?

  That would, my father would fucking freak out.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:26H. Foley?

  What the fuck is this? I remember I'd fuck up the milk carton, he'd freak out.

• 27:31Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 27:32H. Foley?

  Oh, man, I would put, I couldn't get it.

• 27:34Speaker 01

  Sometimes you couldn't get it.

• 27:35H. Foley?

  Couldn't get it.

• 27:35Speaker 01

  The goddamn glue was too tight. My little, my little fat child fingers didn't have the, the dexterity to open it up.

• 27:41H. Foley?

  Couldn't pop the carton? You had to fucking, you gotta go full in.

• 27:45Speaker 01

  And then you were like real loose, there would be like a real like thin lip on it.

• 27:48H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 27:49Speaker 01

  Bad.

• 27:50H. Foley?

  Yeah, that, well, why would you do something like that? That's a dickhead move.

• 27:53Speaker 02

  Would the seasoning be better?

• 27:55H. Foley?

  No.

• 27:56Speaker 01

  Well, this is the thing, this, all the, the small bits and everything does settle at the bottom. So that would then...

• 28:05H. Foley?

  So if you turn it upside down, it's all gonna go to the other side?

• 28:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it would fall through and catch. It'd be denser seasoned. One, well, this is one, this is one theory. Like string theory.

• 28:16H. Foley?

  Hmm, that's actually interesting.

• 28:18Speaker 01

  All the flavor crystals, then it like re-marinates.

• 28:22H. Foley?

  Which my biggest thing is the bottom of the cereal box. Would the same method still apply? Because if all that Lucky Charms dust would fall through and magically coat everything, I could get on board with it.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  We'll have to run some experiments. Let's get diesel.

• 28:37H. Foley?

  We might. I love the bottom of a cereal box. All that dust.

• 28:40Speaker 01

  I hated it.

• 28:41H. Foley?

  Why?

• 28:42Speaker 01

  Because you don't get, I like a nice crunch and you don't get that. It's too, the ratio for me isn't good.

• 28:47H. Foley?

  Coats the milk?

• 28:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I'm not doing it for the milk. I want like a, you don't get the hardiness. The flakes aren't as big, the pebbles aren't as big, nothing's as good. It's the worst, it's the worst version of it to me.

• 29:00H. Foley?

  Hmm, interesting.

• 29:01Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. It's the same reason I don't like the fucking broken chips. Y'all wanna, give me the fucking, you know what I mean?

• 29:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  But, that's just me.

• 29:09H. Foley?

  But I tell you what, seeing that bag upside down, if it's a big bag, seeing an upside down bag on the counter, that would really...

• 29:15Speaker 01

  That'd bother you.

• 29:16H. Foley?

  It'd be like the Mandela effect.

• 29:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, it doesn't feel right. That, and also what I didn't like, is you go over to someone's house and they're like, "Oh, hand me the fucking ruffles," or whatever. And you go, and they've cut the top of the bag off. Did you ever see that? Hey, that must've been like a 90's thing.

• 29:34H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  They trim, I go, "Ooh."

• 29:36H. Foley?

  And they hit it with a clip?

• 29:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:38Speaker 02

  What was the idea behind it?

• 29:40H. Foley?

  Being dicks.

• 29:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think just like-

• 29:42H. Foley?

  The mom with nothing to do.

• 29:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, orderly, kinda OCD-ness.

• 29:46H. Foley?

  Go take a tennis lesson, honey.

• 29:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, trim it off, and then they would do a fold. It looked better, like, it didn't feel right, though.

• 29:54H. Foley?

  Did you know anybody that put that shit in Tupperware?

• 29:57Speaker 01

  No.

• 29:58H. Foley?

  Like in sitcoms?

• 29:59Speaker 01

  I think my sister might do that a little, or, no, I don't think so.

• 30:04H. Foley?

  Like the pitcher of orange juice in the fridge, like on Family Ties?

• 30:07Speaker 01

  What?

• 30:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 30:08Speaker 01

  I mean, we had the plastic pitcher from concentrate.

• 30:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, of course.

• 30:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, but not with the clear pitcher that was-

• 30:13H. Foley?

  You mean the frozen orange juice?

• 30:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:15H. Foley?

  I still love it. No way. I get in there, my mom, "What the fuck? Who did it?" Lemonade was great, too. It's like the bottom of a water ice.

• 30:26H. Foley?

  Solid.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  Such a fat ass thing. Like you bought him a water.

• 30:31H. Foley?

  You never ate concentrate lemonade?

• 30:32Speaker 01

  They never had that shit?

• 30:34Speaker 02

  Of course. I mean dude, the Crystal Light was so big though, but not the concentrate like that.

• 30:38H. Foley?

  Crystal Light was a powder.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:39Speaker 01

  No, he's talking about you used to buy a frozen, it used to come in a frozen bread.

• 30:42Speaker 02

  Oh, we had that with Limeade. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:44Speaker 01

  Right.

• 30:44H. Foley?

  Limeade?

• 30:46Speaker 02

  My dad fucked with Limeade.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  You know what was real fancy?

• 30:48H. Foley?

  I'm big into Limeade now. I really am. The Outshine Lime bars, they're delicious, but you had that as a kid?

• 30:53Speaker 01

  That's not Limeade. That's a fancy fucking...

• 30:56H. Foley?

  Ice pop.

• 30:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:57H. Foley?

  You had Limeade as a kid?

• 30:59Speaker 02

  Yeah. I was like, you weren't allowed to touch that. It's like adult stuff to me. Like, that's like A1 sauce. It's like only for adults.

• 31:05H. Foley?

  Really? You had things in the fridge you weren't allowed to have?

• 31:08Speaker 02

  No, I was allowed to. I was just like, dude, gross.

• 31:11H. Foley?

  I used to hate parents like that. Don't touch my dad's root beer or something like that. Fuck him. He's at work.

• 31:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, and you're there eating all this fucking snack shit, dickhead?

• 31:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, what the fuck? I'm a fucking guest. I can't eat his Oreos or whatever he has?

• 31:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think that's fair, no?

• 31:27H. Foley?

  Fuck that. It's for everybody. My dad never did that shit.

• 31:31Speaker 01

  You guys never had anything good?

• 31:32H. Foley?

  Yeah, we did chunk it up.

• 31:33Speaker 01

  You can help yourself to the crouton.

• 31:37Speaker 01

  Help yourself to the stale croutons and the half a fucking Limeade.

• 31:44Speaker 02

  Don't touch the bottom of the Cheerio box.

• 31:46Speaker 01

  Yes, my peace! I have a test in the morning.

• 31:51H. Foley?

  I need this sugar.

• 31:53Speaker 01

  I gotta have a good breakfast on a test day. Like, fucking give me the pancakes and you shut up. I'm sleeping.

• 31:59H. Foley?

  Something to knock me out on the bus.

• 32:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, um... No, I don't, we're not, we were nev- we were like barely a chip clip family. Mostly clothespin.

• 32:08H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:09Speaker 01

  Still, I think then he still rocks that.

• 32:10H. Foley?

  Love a clothespin.

• 32:11Speaker 01

  Clothespin.

• 32:12H. Foley?

  We did a chip clip in the cut, come on. That's anal retentive shit.

• 32:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was never...

• 32:17H. Foley?

  OCD.

• 32:19Speaker 01

  Didn't feel right.

• 32:20H. Foley?

  No. Half a bag? Something was missing. I wanna stick my hand down it.

• 32:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, you gotta go digging a little bit.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  I might have asked you guys this before. What was the breakfast before school?

• 32:31Speaker 01

  Uh, mine was if my dad was driving me, because I lived out of the bus thing, so he would have to drop me off every day. We stopped at Wawa, and it was, it was just bagel, it was a bagel with butter and a Wawa iced tea until, or orange juice, until the sizzly dropped. And then when the sizzly dropped, I would do a sizzly every day. So that was Thursday, Friday, I would do a sizzly. Um, yeah, Tuesday, Wednesday was my mom, it was whatever, cereal, toast, maybe she was up, depending on what she was working, if she was up, maybe an egg sandwich.

• 33:04H. Foley?

  A screwdriver.

• 33:07H. Foley?

  Maybe a mudslide. The blender was still going.

• 33:12Speaker 01

  That was another thing that was like real rich shit to, or like fancy shit was the frozen margarita, like that Limeade.

• 33:20H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 33:20Speaker 01

  They used to sell those.

• 33:22H. Foley?

  In a bucket.

• 33:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, the bucket, the bucket.

• 33:24H. Foley?

  We got hot on that for a minute.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  The bucket was one thing, but they had the frozen, like concentrate thing that you would dump that in. Maybe we, I thought like there was alcohol, maybe there wasn't, but you would get that at the liquor store. And that blew my, I'm like, oh, things going well. You got the pre-frozen, John?

• 33:44H. Foley?

  The Chi Chi's pre-frozen margarita?

• 33:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, it might have been, yeah, something. The bucket was Chi Chi's, right?

• 33:49H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 33:49Speaker 01

  Is Chi Chi's still banging or no?

• 33:51H. Foley?

  They got a couple of locations.

• 33:54H. Foley?

  Not like slacks, but they're still hanging in there. Mine was apples and cinnamon instant oatmeal in the winter. And this, and in, in the, uh, in the peak season, it was Honey Nut Cheerios or off-brand Frosted Flakes.

• 34:05Speaker 02

  Do you ever do dinosaur eggs? The oatmeal?

• 34:09Speaker 01

  What the fuck is that?

• 34:10H. Foley?

  Luke, I was like 30 when that shit dropped.

• 34:12Speaker 02

  But you know what I'm talking about.

• 34:14Speaker 01

  I did.

• 34:14H. Foley?

  That shit was, I hated that.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  I didn't start a shift at Bear Burger without my dino eggs.

• 34:19H. Foley?

  And I hated the swirl too, when they started swirling shit in the oatmeal. Get the fuck out of here with that crap. Quaker oats, variety pack, instant apple cinnamon, fucking two packs, bang, hot water, bang.

• 34:32Speaker 01

  That hit you at a certain time, or like if, I maybe just was my worldview too, but in the 90s, it was shuggy cereal. So like, I remember. My sister, probably trying to lose weight, that and the rice cake. She was eating those rice cakes.

• 34:45H. Foley?

  I hate rice cakes.

• 34:46Speaker 01

  Man, getting home and just finding those things. I might as well been eating fucking styrofoam packaging.

• 34:50H. Foley?

  They tried to sell them six different ways. Put peanut butter, raisins. I don't care how much peanut butter you got. Those things blew.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, I did. I remember muscling through like half of one pissed, fucking cursing my whole family at home by myself. I was just trying to hotwire the car to drive the wall off.

• 35:10H. Foley?

  I remember every once in a while if I was jammed up, I'd break a couple of them up into a bowl of milk and put a little sugar on there. Cause they were like puffs. They were like, uh, sugar crisp. Yeah. Not corn pops.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  Like Rice Krispies almost.

• 35:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean.

• 35:23H. Foley?

  Not puffs.

• 35:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, hey, listen, we understand. Just say yes. Just yes ended. Just shut the fuck up. Why are you doing it?

• 35:33H. Foley?

  No, no, no, not like that. Like the specific thing. I mean, corn pops, you're reaching.

• 35:38Speaker 01

  Whatever. We know what you.

• 35:41H. Foley?

  First of all, the rice.

• 35:44H. Foley?

  You don't remember puffs? Straight puffs?

• 35:46Speaker 01

  No, not really.

• 35:46H. Foley?

  They look like pussy willows.

• 35:48Speaker 01

  This guy's a horn dog.

• 35:53H. Foley?

  We do a cream of wheat every once in a while, too.

• 36:01H. Foley?

  If my dad was up, he'd make us an old school cream of wheat. He'd put like a fucking pad of butter on that shit. Fucking brutal. Add a little pepper. I'm like, Jesus Christ.

• 36:12Speaker 01

  Dump a clip in.

• 36:17Speaker 01

  I like Grape Nuts too. You sound autistic. I like Grape Nuts. Not corn pops, not rice cream, beans, never rice drinks. Fucking cereal brain.

• 36:32H. Foley?

  Never eggs, though. On a weekday?

• 36:36Speaker 01

  It would be a rarity. It'd be like...

• 36:38H. Foley?

  Somebody's dead.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  If she was up, yeah. And it would be time-wa... I don't think I was... I don't think in high school I really...

• 36:46H. Foley?

  Would she go back to bed when you guys went to school?

• 36:49Speaker 01

  I didn't really go to school with the others. She would take them to school... I remember being left at home way too early. She'd be like, "You'll be okay." I remember being like, "I don't know. This is..."

• 37:02H. Foley?

  The fridge is locked, just so you know.

• 37:04Speaker 01

  She would leave the stove on, or the oven on. I told her to heat the house. But I remember being there by myself. I didn't know what to do. Though, she had the timer. That went off. Remember the old timer you would like crank? That went off. It scared the bejeebus out of me. And I didn't know how to turn it off. And I never touched the stove or the oven before. And I remember being so cold. In my head, if I turn it, the whole house was gonna blow up.

• 37:32Speaker 01

  So I just sat there for like 15 minutes with the alarm going off. Freaking out.

• 37:36H. Foley?

  Cool kid.

• 37:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. Uh, no, but that would be like... I don't even remember when that would have been. But mostly, yeah, cereal. Maybe a Lender's Bagel or something she had. Would do that.

• 37:50Speaker 01

  She was never big on... She does make a hell of a pork roulade and cheese, though.

• 37:55H. Foley?

  You're not getting that on a fucking Wednesday, though.

• 37:57Speaker 01

  Nah. I think she would do an egg, 'cause...

• 38:02Speaker 01

  That's also a thing when you grow up, you realize you can fry an egg in like 90 seconds.

• 38:06H. Foley?

  When microwave eggs started to get popular, Patty would try to fucking float that out to us.

• 38:10Speaker 01

  That was...

• 38:10H. Foley?

  Didn't work.

• 38:11Speaker 01

  That's like sacrilegious to me, yeah.

• 38:14H. Foley?

  Smelled like the bay. Bunch of green heads on me.

• 38:20H. Foley?

  Kippee, I like to tell the good folks about Warby Parker.

• 38:22Speaker 01

  Wabby baggage.

• 38:23H. Foley?

  As you know, I'm a glasses wearer.

• 38:24Speaker 01

  What?

• 38:25H. Foley?

  I'm a contact owner.

• 38:26Speaker 01

  Man.

• 38:27H. Foley?

  And an amateur tattoo artist. Warby Parker has literally changed the game for me, because listen, I'm a normal guy. You know, I go over to the, you know, the contact and lenses place by the mall, whatever.

• 38:42Speaker 01

  Excuse me, can I have glasses, please?

• 38:44H. Foley?

  I got a certain budget, I go in there, I walk out looking like a 7th grade math teacher.

• 38:49Speaker 01

  Hey, Mr. Foley, you got a wedgie?

• 38:51H. Foley?

  Yeah, I get that kinda stuff. Warby Parker, man, they got the high-end fashions, they got the designs, they're durable, they're reliable, you can go over there and you could try them on virtually. Right at the website, you try them on your face. My fat face in there trying on nice glass?

• 39:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:06H. Foley?

  So do yourself a favor, man, if you're in the glass contact market, get over to Warby Parker, get yourself straightened out. Look good, pay less, show off, face throw, be cool.

• 39:15Speaker 01

  Bam. Uh, Warby Parker is now a one-stop shop. You get eye exams, glasses, contact sunglasses, and you don't have to piece it together anymore.

• 39:22H. Foley?

  No.

• 39:22Speaker 01

  And they have over 300 retail stores across the United States of America. Warby Parker has distributed over 20 million pairs of glasses to people in need through its Buy a Pair, Give a Pair program.

• 39:32H. Foley?

  They're the best.

• 39:32Speaker 01

  Uh, for every pair they sell, they also give a pair to someone else in need. Right now, buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at warbyparker.com/garbage. That's 20% off any additional pairs when you purchase one pair at W-A-R-B-Y-parker.com/garbage. Do it.

• 39:50H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:50Speaker 01

  Now, back to the show.

• 39:51H. Foley?

  Back to the show. Care what's talk about Chime?

• 39:54Speaker 01

  Chime!

• 39:55H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 39:58Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 39:59H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 39:59Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 40:00H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 40:14Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after ya.

• 40:27H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 40:28Speaker 01

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, not it. Oh, oh, five, five dollars for this, ten dollars for that. They got their hand in your pocket. Not with Chime. Chime offers the most rewarding, fee-free banking. All with no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, no minimum balances. You get 5% cash back on the Chime card in a category of your choice, like gas or groceries, all while building credit through regular, everyday spending. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to $200 fee-free. Look at that. I know, I need that, dog. Uh, right now, you can join the millions that are already banking fee-free with America's number one choice for banking. Head to chime.com/garbage. That's chime.com/garbage. Sign up now. It only takes a few minutes.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  Do it. Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime Card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details.

• 41:22Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see here. This one's from Upper Decker. First time question answerer, "Is it garbage to put your car in park at a drive-thru or a red light?" I don't like that stuff.

• 41:32H. Foley?

  No, I think it is. 100%.

• 41:33Speaker 01

  100% it is what?

• 41:34H. Foley?

  Yeah, if you're jammed up, not a drive at a red light. I don't know.

• 41:40Speaker 01

  What do you mean, "jammed up"?

• 41:41H. Foley?

  If the line's long. I can see that. Throw it in park so you can chill. You don't gotta keep your foot on a brake.

• 41:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:47H. Foley?

  I respect that move.

• 41:48Speaker 01

  I don't.

• 41:49H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 41:50Speaker 01

  It's... I mean, like, how long is it? You gotta be somewhat checked in. I don't know. That like, I guess in my brain where I'm like, "Check that", I might as well get out of the car and fucking take a walk.

• 42:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, I like that.

• 42:03Speaker 01

  No.

• 42:03H. Foley?

  Feel comfortable.

• 42:06Speaker 01

  Yeah. I don't think you should. I'm also, there was no comfort.

• 42:10H. Foley?

  I had an Uber driver do that.

• 42:11Speaker 01

  I come from like, you're never comfortable. Yeah, Uber drivers do it a lot, I guess, because they probably fucking work in their Achilles so much.

• 42:16H. Foley?

  Yeah. Drives me nuts sometimes.

• 42:19Speaker 01

  See?

• 42:19H. Foley?

  Not that. Those guys, they're fucking stingy with the AC. It's like, dude, then you crack a window, "Pfft", it's off. And you get both.

• 42:28Speaker 01

  We've talked about this.

• 42:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's like, not, I get that it's, you know...

• 42:33H. Foley?

  Dickhead move.

• 42:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:34H. Foley?

  On my part.

• 42:35Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 42:36H. Foley?

  So I can admit.

• 42:37Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:37H. Foley?

  Jerk off, bit of a jerk off.

• 42:39Speaker 01

  Uh, this one's great. This is from Exfoliator.

• 42:41H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 42:41Speaker 01

  "You's ever put on Hulk hands?" That's a home run. I have, and I don't know why. They're so fun.

• 42:47H. Foley?

  Never got my hands on them.

• 42:48Speaker 01

  Really?

• 42:49H. Foley?

  No pun intended. Yeah, it was past that.

• 42:51Speaker 01

  I mean, so was I. I wasn't like...

• 42:53H. Foley?

  I think one of the ca... I caught like...

• 42:54Speaker 01

  My nephew had them.

• 42:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, and they had one.

• 42:57Speaker 01

  Jerking off with it.

• 43:01Speaker 01

  Oak smash.

• 43:03H. Foley?

  Yeah, those things are pretty sweet.

• 43:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was alright. Um, that and uh, wasn't there one sports used to do? Not the foam finger, I felt like there was something else.

• 43:14H. Foley?

  Sports?

• 43:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, like you'd go to like a hockey game or something. There was some sort of like...

• 43:19H. Foley?

  A mitt?

• 43:20Speaker 01

  No.

• 43:20Speaker 02

  Vuvuzela?

• 43:22H. Foley?

  You're talking about the styrofoam cowboy hat? Those are sweet.

• 43:25Speaker 01

  Nah, Pat had one of those from the Philadelphia Phantoms. Man, you couldn't tell a shit when he got his hands on them.

• 43:31H. Foley?

  Flopped up and down? I never got a foam finger. You ever get a foam finger? I always wanted one, never got one.

• 43:36Speaker 01

  I, I don't think so.

• 43:38H. Foley?

  Yeah, that was, that was rich kid shit. Never got that. We also never got any of the toys out of the, the shopping cart that you would see at parades. You know, people go...

• 43:48Speaker 01

  Ah, we would get, I'd get one of them.

• 43:50H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 43:50Speaker 01

  And we'd go to the, we'd go to the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

• 43:53H. Foley?

  Yeah, no.

• 43:53Speaker 01

  I'd get something.

• 43:54H. Foley?

  I'd get some candy that the firemen threw out, that you'd pick it up on, off the street like a dirtbag.

• 44:00H. Foley?

  They just fucking handed to you, throwing candy at me like I'm a fucking asshole? It was always shitty candy too. But you did it.

• 44:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:07H. Foley?

  You know, heroes.

• 44:08Speaker 01

  I think my, yeah, sure. I think my dad liked buying, I like, I think my dad liked flexing his street smarts by buying off those guys. He was very much like, we would buy tickets out front of the place, you know what I mean? Like...

• 44:25H. Foley?

  You buy, you buy scalp tickets as a kid?

• 44:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:28H. Foley?

  Oh, my dad would never.

• 44:31Speaker 01

  My dad...

• 44:32H. Foley?

  He was so bad at that stuff.

• 44:33Speaker 01

  We would go, no, my dad, you know, he was good at it. And we liked, me and Danny loved, we were just little scumbags. We loved the idea of haggling, or if we had, cause like, my dad would get them through work. Like a supplier who we bought a lot of fucking fittings from would go, "Oh, here's four tickets to the whatever." And we'd only have two of us, or three of us. If we had, if we had an extra ticket or two...

• 45:01H. Foley?

  He would scalp it?

• 45:02Speaker 01

  Oh, he'd get down there, we would, we would love it.

• 45:05H. Foley?

  Wait, he would sell tickets?

• 45:06Speaker 01

  He would sell it to the scalper. Cause they go, "Oh, you buy and sell them." They're, those people are always buying and selling.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  Holy shit. And we just, I mean, if it's for the love of the game, what do you think we can get? The face, what's, what's, what's, you know, what's face value? Face value is $55. I don't know, it's only an hour before the game. Oh, we loved it. And then that, and it was...

• 45:29Speaker 02

  I've never met anyone who sold to this calendar. It's like a sitcom thing.

• 45:35H. Foley?

  Talking about the plug.

• 45:37Speaker 01

  That, uh, also too, we would, we would get the money if we were buying down there. Mm-hmm. We'd get the money ready. Cause you can't say, "I can do 100," and then you pull out 200 bucks. Mm-hmm. You gotta go, "I got 100, this is all I got." Mm-hmm. So you had to have it.

• 45:56H. Foley?

  But I really had 125. But this fat little bastard's gonna wanna fuckin' sundae in a little mini baseball.

• 46:02Speaker 01

  Uh-huh, so that, yeah, so that was big. That and if we had, dude, if we get our hands on a parking pass.

• 46:09Speaker 01

  You couldn't tell a shit. I went into school the next day, bragging. Yeah, I went...

• 46:15H. Foley?

  That's 65.

• 46:16Speaker 01

  I went to the Flyers game on a Tuesday. Yeah.

• 46:20H. Foley?

  Got home late, didn't do my homework.

• 46:22Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 46:22H. Foley?

  Man, if I didn't have the homework done coming back from something like that.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  That shit was not happening. I'm all fucked up on pretzel nuggets, dude.

• 46:33Speaker 01

  I remember one time we sat at the, the top row of the, at that point it was the core stage. I remember touching the ceiling. It was me, Vinnie with the skinny, my dad and my brother.

• 46:43H. Foley?

  We sat up at the top of the vet, I was petrified.

• 46:47H. Foley?

  I was like looking down over the Grand Canyon and just fucking grim death. Just pictured me falling, my dad trying to grab me. And a bad fucking Members Only windbreaker was fucking watching me fall, cracked my head open. It was all hard, that fucking vet. All hard stuff, it was all concrete, fucking field was concrete.

• 47:05Speaker 01

  I know. Got a piece of a DC store's, I don't know if it made it through the move, probably not. That's devastating.

• 47:11H. Foley?

  You have it right there.

• 47:12Speaker 02

  What?

• 47:13H. Foley?

  You have a cup holder from the...

• 47:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, that's from the link.

• 47:15H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 47:15Speaker 01

  That, cause when the link opened, those cup holders, if you could rip one of them off, that was like a big thing.

• 47:24H. Foley?

  Classic American family.

• 47:28Speaker 01

  Um.

• 47:29H. Foley?

  Watch my dad beat up this scalper.

• 47:32Speaker 01

  That and tipping somebody. Me and Danny, we went to when my dad got married in Vegas. That was like a masterclass on how to tip. A great dude, greasing the valet guy. Here you go. Me and Danny would do it. I'd be, he'd be like eight and 12.

• 47:49H. Foley?

  Keep it out front.

• 47:50Speaker 01

  Greasing the guy. Yeah, that would he tip a bellhop? What do you tip a guy? Yeah, all that kinda stuff.

• 47:56H. Foley?

  What, do you leave a hooker?

• 48:01H. Foley?

  Give her a $25 chip, that's it.

• 48:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. Crazy. I love that shit though. We were big. Just learning the street smarts.

• 48:10H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 48:10Speaker 01

  Was big to us. That's why, you know, you buy off that guy, not that that guy, like, you know, yeah. Fucking losers. It's pure, pure bozos. This one's just funny. This is from Johnny, Johnny Busta U. Uh, if read, this will be my second, but are you garbage if you yell out, do a backflip a lot?

• 48:34Speaker 01

  I guess if you're in a position to yell out, do a backflip, you're probably not.

• 48:37H. Foley?

  At a pool.

• 48:38Speaker 01

  Anywhere. Do a backflip. I don't know, but it's also just the energy of like fucking bumping, increasing the vibes, you know what I mean? Just like, take it to the extreme. Do a backflip. You do a backflip.

• 48:51H. Foley?

  Would you get involved in a wave? A wave goes around?

• 48:54Speaker 01

  At the, what?

• 48:55H. Foley?

  A game.

• 48:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:56H. Foley?

  Do a wave.

• 48:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:58H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 48:59Speaker 01

  Uh, never start a, never try to start a chant.

• 49:02H. Foley?

  You can't start a wave.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  No, a wave, no way.

• 49:04H. Foley?

  You couldn't get them going.

• 49:05Speaker 01

  Not the coolest guy in the world.

• 49:08Speaker 01

  No, never. Um, that was not a, yeah, my dad didn't partake in that. That was like, you know. Cool guy like that, you can't.

• 49:18H. Foley?

  Too busy robbing the usher.

• 49:22Speaker 01

  He's not gonna like that.

• 49:26Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 49:29Speaker 01

  Um, let's see here. This one's from Seal Team 46 Wakes. That's a great name.

• 49:39Speaker 01

  Is there anybody funnier?

• 49:42H. Foley?

  Than the bozos and the homies?

• 49:44Speaker 01

  No.

• 49:44H. Foley?

  The best.

• 49:46Speaker 01

  Um, are you garbage if after the waiter reads the specials to you, you ask how much they are? You can't do that. Sometimes they'll go, they'll give it to you. That's forty-four ninety-nine.

• 50:01H. Foley?

  For forty-four ninety-five?

• 50:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:03H. Foley?

  I have one. How much is that? You can hit him, how much is that?

• 50:07Speaker 01

  Has it gotta be right after?

• 50:08H. Foley?

  Right after.

• 50:09Speaker 01

  Like, they can't get to the next one?

• 50:10H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 50:10Speaker 01

  And how much is that?

• 50:11H. Foley?

  How much is that?

• 50:12Speaker 01

  Oh, that sounds great. How much is that? That's not bad.

• 50:14H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. You're still like a chump.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  I got a five for you. I'm street smart.

• 50:20H. Foley?

  You like the Phillies at all?

• 50:22Speaker 01

  I got two words for you. Parking pass.

• 50:27Speaker 01

  Dude, the price of-

• 50:28H. Foley?

  How much is it now?

• 50:29Speaker 01

  The price of parking,

• 50:32Speaker 01

  we would have discussions about. Discussion. By the time you get out of there, parking, everything.

• 50:42H. Foley?

  You gotta wait in that line like a dickhead.

• 50:44Speaker 01

  It was crazy.

• 50:45H. Foley?

  What the fuck is wrong with dads and parking?

• 50:48Speaker 01

  Dude, we would try to talk today, any discount, not any discount, but try to, try to show them we're one of the, we're one of the guys.

• 50:56H. Foley?

  How was it in there tonight, huh? Keep it moving.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Tim working?

• 51:03H. Foley?

  I greased one of the guys at the airport one time.

• 51:06Speaker 01

  There was a pilot there.

• 51:08H. Foley?

  Keep it up in the air, huh, big guy?

• 51:15Speaker 01

  There's a pussy waiting for me. On the other end of this thing.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  I gotta make that one piece of I'm saying, chief.

• 51:27Speaker 01

  Keep your foot on the gas.

• 51:32Speaker 01

  There's twenty, and if you shave off a couple of minutes, try to take-

• 51:35H. Foley?

  What's the traffic up there?

• 51:37Speaker 01

  They just brought the cheesecake factory before they close.

• 51:41H. Foley?

  Ah, the other end of this thing.

• 51:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, a piece of pussy on the other end of this thing. There's nothing, for some reason, more disrespectful to me than a piece of pussy.

• 51:50H. Foley?

  So, so egregious.

• 51:52Speaker 01

  So demeaning.

• 51:53H. Foley?

  What a scumbag.

• 51:56Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 52:01Speaker 01

  Why, I don't know why as, as kids, we were, I mean, I really grew up working with a small business owner. Cause like, the whole time you're in the car, he's work, it's like, you know, you're, I remember talking about work. It was always like, traffic, parking, how much things cost, an arm and a leg. And like, as, as things were going good, the conversations were great, but as it got harder and hard, you know what I mean?

• 52:30H. Foley?

  First time I heard my dad, "Ah, you kidding me? Fuckin' ass on that."

• 52:33Speaker 01

  What the fuck? What? I remember, I remember I told him, my buddy was having a kid, we were like 19, shout out, my, shout out my boy Deli.

• 52:45Speaker 01

  He goes, "Gee, ah, it's a shame." And I went, "What?", like, he was the only per, like, I told like, my mom, "Ah, Ryan's having a kid." "Ah, yeah, well, alright, young, but, you know." "It's hard as a hard, things weren't going great." He hit me with a, "It's hard enough carving out a fucking living in this life without having that." I was like, "Okay."

• 53:01H. Foley?

  How old was Deli?

• 53:03Speaker 01

  19.

• 53:05H. Foley?

  That's an old soul, right there.

• 53:07Speaker 01

  No, my dad said that.

• 53:08H. Foley?

  Oh, your dad said that? I thought he said that about one of your other buddies.

• 53:15Speaker 01

  My, my boy Deli was having a baby, my dad said that. "It's hard enough carving out a fucking living in this life."

• 53:21H. Foley?

  He lets you up and down, Spitz?

• 53:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:25Speaker 01

  Oh, God. I told you for the big crane lifts, he used to take us out of school to go watch them. That was like, you couldn't tell me, he'd pick us up early if they were doing like a big crane, putting like units on a building.

• 53:38H. Foley?

  That place you were working on?

• 53:39Speaker 01

  I wasn't, but yeah, they, I was in 3rd grade.

• 53:43H. Foley?

  No, your dad was working.

• 53:44Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, I got a big crane lift and we would like beg him to go.

• 53:48H. Foley?

  So you ever been, been to a building explosion?

• 53:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:52H. Foley?

  That's real trashy.

• 53:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, I would love to. There was one, they were, they blew up the Spectrum, I think, me and, we were talking about this, me and Pat were gonna go. That was me and Pat were bigger than that, like kinda going to the one-off kinda things that you can tailgate. Kinda.

• 54:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 54:07Speaker 01

  Get fucked up, you got nothing else going on.

• 54:08H. Foley?

  Dirt bags.

• 54:09Speaker 01

  Sure. Sure.

• 54:10H. Foley?

  You scumbags.

• 54:11Speaker 01

  Alright, fair enough. I don't know why you're... Uh, this one's from Tanello, shout out Tanello.

• 54:18H. Foley?

  Shout out to Tanello, hey buddy!

• 54:20Speaker 01

  Still a $20 home eat.

• 54:21H. Foley?

  Aw, love you. And the misses. Chat to the misses.

• 54:26Speaker 01

  Uh, do you own a deck of cards, missing any cards? That was, I mean, in the 90s, you can speak for the 80s, to have a full deck of cards. If it wasn't in the box, or had a rubber band around it, you were really rolling the dice on whether or not that was gonna be full.

• 54:47H. Foley?

  You know what we thought was the coolest shit, when we got them?

• 54:50Speaker 01

  I think I know.

• 54:51H. Foley?

  The fucking cards in the casino.

• 54:52Speaker 01

  With the hole in the middle.

• 54:53H. Foley?

  With the hole in the center. From the casino. Gameplay. That might as well have been a Super Bowl football.

• 54:59Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 55:00H. Foley?

  Which, where do you get them?

• 55:02Speaker 01

  I think you buy them there, no?

• 55:04H. Foley?

  I thought they were.

• 55:05Speaker 01

  Do you, do you remember that?

• 55:06Speaker 02

  No, why do they need the hole in the center?

• 55:08Speaker 01

  So, after, cards can only be played with, you know, at a casino, a certain amount of times, before they start getting wear and tear, and people make marks to go, oh, I know that's an ace, I know that's a queen, whatever. So after, I'm making this up, 50 hands, or whatever, a day, two days, five days of play, they retire them. And then they resell them. But to make sure you can buy Tropicana cards, and go into the Tropicana, and try to work in Tropicana cards to an existing deck, they poke a big hole through the middle, not a big hole, a hole through the middle.

• 55:39H. Foley?

  It's like a hole punch.

• 55:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. Uh, and they would then sell them. And I don't know, well, maybe it was, see, see if you can find anything, maybe it was because of our proximity to Atlantic City.

• 55:49H. Foley?

  Maybe.

• 55:50Speaker 01

  That like, they sold them on the boardwalk.

• 55:51H. Foley?

  That was the coolest shit ever you get that, you had it from the casino, from the casino. Fucking sick.

• 55:57Speaker 01

  I don't know, yeah, I never, I, they were always just ever present in my childhood.

• 56:03H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. Or when somebody would come back with a poker chip from the, from.

• 56:06Speaker 01

  My Uncle Mike, who worked, Michael's dad worked, there was a bellhop at Trump, one of them. And he gave me a dollar, and I remember being like, wow, the fuck. See, I thought I was in Ocean's Eleven, I was 18 at the time.

• 56:20Speaker 02

  It's gotta be big for like gambling areas, like Vegas, like it's all coming up like Vegas and AC stuff.

• 56:26H. Foley?

  Sick.

• 56:27Speaker 01

  Yeah. That was huge.

• 56:28H. Foley?

  I haven't thought about that in forever.

• 56:30Speaker 01

  That was really fucking cool.

• 56:31H. Foley?

  Yeah, that was big.

• 56:31Speaker 01

  That, and if, you would count the cards.

• 56:35Speaker 01

  And if one was missing, if you got to like, you're like, oh, there's 52, or there's 51. You'd have to go through and then find out what was missing. And maybe you're lucky you had a joker or something. You can write on, this is the four of diamonds, or whatever.

• 56:49H. Foley?

  Nobody uses the joker in anything, right? Jokers don't use in casino games.

• 56:53Speaker 01

  Not that I know of, no. I don't think so.

• 56:57H. Foley?

  The fuck they doing in there then?

• 56:58Speaker 01

  I think we talked about this. It's probably-

• 57:00H. Foley?

  Just for Batman?

• 57:04Speaker 01

  Yikes.

• 57:07H. Foley?

  Otherwise a joker looking a real dickhead pulling out a queen of diamonds.

• 57:13Speaker 01

  I'll see myself out.

• 57:15H. Foley?

  Bunch of hole in that, huh?

• 57:16Speaker 01

  I'll find the door.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  It's used in like, non-casino games. Rum Jimmy, uh-

• 57:23H. Foley?

  Rum Jimmy?

• 57:25Speaker 01

  To school, Rum Jimmy.

• 57:26H. Foley?

  Rum Jimmy!

• 57:26Speaker 02

  Uh, War Spades, Crazy Eights.

• 57:29H. Foley?

  Sounds like a Foghat song. Rum Jimmy!

• 57:32Speaker 01

  What? Got that.

• 57:37Speaker 01

  Deuces, aces, one-eyed faces. That's, um, okay, let's see here.

• 57:43Speaker 01

  This one's from Foley's DXL rep. Shout out to you. $10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to take pictures of a street or business that has your name on it? Man, do you know how many fucking Sullivan dirtbags have gone over-

• 57:55H. Foley?

  And look where they're in front of!

• 57:57Speaker 01

  Gone over to, I did it.

• 57:58H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 57:59Speaker 01

  I did it and sent it to my mom. First time I went to Frankfurt, Germany, there's an O Sullivan's. And I made Nadine take a picture of me standing in front of it, and I sent it to my family, thinking, if you could see me now.

• 58:12H. Foley?

  Christmas cards. Remember in Ireland, it was, it was, it was a Foley and a Riley's right next to each other. I sent that to my cousin. I was gonna, I forgot to take the picture, but I told him about it.

• 58:24H. Foley?

  Foley's right next to Riley's.

• 58:26Speaker 01

  It's cool.

• 58:26H. Foley?

  Yeah. And we got all fucked up somewhere and I forgot to do it.

• 58:30Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 58:31H. Foley?

  Drinking.

• 58:32Speaker 01

  Bad for you.

• 58:33H. Foley?

  No.

• 58:34Speaker 01

  No?

• 58:34H. Foley?

  Bad news, no.

• 58:36Speaker 02

  I made my mom pull over on Luke Lane.

• 58:38H. Foley?

  Put it over here.

• 58:40Speaker 02

  Take a pic.

• 58:41Speaker 01

  There's a Kevin Ryan running for something that I'm getting a bunch of people sending to me. Really? Yeah, see, I think Kevin Ryan, it might be Chicago, because there's a, there's a famous Daniel Ryan from the, out there. That's like one of the name of the highways, like Daniel Ryan Way.

• 58:54H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:55Speaker 01

  Like a cop or a mayor or something.

• 58:58H. Foley?

  Chicago politics, look at you.

• 58:59Speaker 01

  And then.

• 59:00H. Foley?

  It's a dirty, dirty business out there.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  Kevin Ryan, running for some, everybody, people have been sending to him, I just forget what it is.

• 59:06H. Foley?

  Look at you.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  There's a famous CT rep named Kevin Ryan.

• 59:09H. Foley?

  CT?

• 59:10Speaker 02

  Connecticut.

• 59:11H. Foley?

  Oh, who says that? I think a CT, I think of a cat.

• 59:14Speaker 02

  Only people from Connecticut.

• 59:15H. Foley?

  I think of a cat scan. I hear CT, CT scan. Not good, no.

• 59:21Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see here, uh, this is from Roy Munson, you's ever ordered a beer at a Denny's? I haven't.

• 59:29H. Foley?

  I didn't know you could.

• 59:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:32H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 59:32Speaker 01

  I would assume that, like, all those, I, we were never big on those, it would be IHOP, and that was when I started hanging out with my friends, like, we would go as, like, a group of friends, but we always went to, like, proper individual diners.

• 59:44H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:44Speaker 01

  For that.

• 59:45H. Foley?

  We were at Denny's in college, big, on the sampler. Big, knew their way around a chicken finger and a tasty, tasty, tasty honey mustard dipping sauce.

• 59:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wish, I, I never, those places were never around, and if they were, they were always just, like, also right next to, like, a diner.

• 1:00:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  So we would just, I mean, we got, went in high school and college, we got big into getting fucked up, and then not wanting the night to end, and be like, let's go to the diner. Somebody to fucking drive you.

• 1:00:13H. Foley?

  Now, the diner in New York, I used to like getting a cocktail from.

• 1:00:16Speaker 01

  That was, no, that's a good time.

• 1:00:17H. Foley?

  Cause they would fucking, nobody orders them there, you'd get fucked, they'd pour fucking half a bottle of gin in there.

• 1:00:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:23H. Foley?

  Get fucked up.

• 1:00:26Speaker 01

  I remember one time, I was drinking a lot of beers at a diner, and I remember at one, I think it might have been me and you, at Orion on 23rd and 2nd. Drinking a bunch of beer, I forgot who it was, I remember, I think KCB was there, and at some point, they were just like, we're out of that.

• 1:00:40H. Foley?

  Yeah, we switched, I remember that.

• 1:00:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, they just started giving us, they were like, you drank us out of whatever the fuck we were drinking, they just started giving you, like.

• 1:00:46H. Foley?

  You got a Hogarden in front of you.

• 1:00:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, they got a, you're drinking a Christmas ale in fucking August.

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  Uh, but those are good. I love that wherever, and this just comes from a dirtbag family. Wherever you can get a beer where you don't expect to have a beer to us is like, we're like the kind of people, you're walking around and you see someone with a beer, you go, "Where'd you get that beer?" Like, that's like you found, "Oh, it's not, this doesn't suck anymore. They got beers."

• 1:01:17H. Foley?

  Yeah, you got beers.

• 1:01:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, go have a, it's alright, you can have a couple drinks. That's like, as, that would, that can change the day for us.

• 1:01:26H. Foley?

  For sure.

• 1:01:27Speaker 01

  Couple beers. Now you go to actually have beers now. Like on Wildwood's Boardwalk, they serve beers.

• 1:01:31H. Foley?

  And you can walk around the boardwalk with a beer?

• 1:01:33Speaker 01

  Nah, uh, I think on the pier you can, on Maury's, I only know Maury's, Maury's and Mariners Pier. But I believe, I would assume it's both, it's the same fucking company. But that used to be like a no, no-fly thing. And then they kinda started opening up and you can, yeah, they put it in a plastic cup and you will walk around the rides with a beer.

• 1:01:49H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 1:01:50Speaker 01

  Which is, I mean, I would have been,

• 1:01:55Speaker 01

  a different, we would have been a different family if that was allowed in the 90's.

• 1:01:58H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 1:01:58Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? My dad could have a couple Michelob's.

• 1:02:01H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:01Speaker 01

  Watch the kids on the, you know, it was always like, "Let's wrap it up so we can go get beers."

• 1:02:05H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. Give it that.

• 1:02:08Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see here. Uh, this is from Douglas McHenry. "Ten dollar homie, first time, long time, never had one read."

• 1:02:15H. Foley?

  Hey Dougie.

• 1:02:15Speaker 01

  "Are you garbage if you nightly put your living room TV on the back deck? Gotta watch the baseball game while grilling and ripping heaters."

• 1:02:24H. Foley?

  It's a, um, rite of passage for the men in my family, the young men in my family, to be the one to take the television that's in my old bedroom and bring it downstairs and hang it on the sunroom or whatever, the heater room, uh, every, uh, May when my mother opens the pool.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  But then it lives down there.

• 1:02:45H. Foley?

  Lives down there.

• 1:02:46Speaker 01

  That, that I like.

• 1:02:47H. Foley?

  All summer.

• 1:02:48Speaker 01

  That, that's, yeah.

• 1:02:49H. Foley?

  And she uses my cousin Tracy's YouTube account because she don't got YouTube TV, so we can watch the games. And it's outside of the main, um, strength of the wifi, so it's always a little slow.

• 1:03:04Speaker 01

  Oh, tough.

• 1:03:05H. Foley?

  Yeah. You know, she watches the Phil's though.

• 1:03:10Speaker 01

  Slow game.

• 1:03:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:12Speaker 01

  Um.

• 1:03:13H. Foley?

  Watch the Phils.

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  No, you're watching ice hockey or something.

• 1:03:15H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:03:16Speaker 01

  Track that puck on a fucking hot spot. Um, yeah, we never had the, we were never outback enough to have that.

• 1:03:26H. Foley?

  You weren't outback. That's the one thing that was weird about your, the back of your yard was desolate.

• 1:03:31Speaker 01

  It's undeveloped.

• 1:03:33H. Foley?

  Yeah, did you never want to slap a pool in there?

• 1:03:35Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:03:36H. Foley?

  Slip and slide a fence?

• 1:03:38Speaker 01

  We went down the shore.

• 1:03:39H. Foley?

  Yeah, you went down the shore.

• 1:03:41Speaker 01

  You go stay at my aunt Patty's.

• 1:03:43H. Foley?

  I was always bugged out on your back porch at your house. Like, what the fuck is this?

• 1:03:47Speaker 01

  What do you mean always?

• 1:03:48H. Foley?

  When I was there.

• 1:03:49Speaker 01

  Like, once, twice, maybe. I ain't gonna insinuate having sex with my mother.

• 1:03:53H. Foley?

  I didn't say anything like that.

• 1:03:55Speaker 01

  That's what insinuate means.

• 1:03:57H. Foley?

  No, I didn't insinuate anything.

• 1:03:59Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:03:59H. Foley?

  I just might have been there when you weren't there and she was home. And I was leaving in the morning.

• 1:04:04Speaker 01

  After an egg sandwich. Um, yeah, no, for sure.

• 1:04:09H. Foley?

  I never got that.

• 1:04:11Speaker 01

  Well, when we were younger, it was like a kid's backyard.

• 1:04:16H. Foley?

  Like a swing set and shit like that?

• 1:04:18Speaker 01

  We had, like, I was young, I had, like, the Fisher Price small, not jungle gym, little house guy, whatever.

• 1:04:26H. Foley?

  Like the stove and stuff? Did you have that?

• 1:04:28Speaker 01

  No. It was like a four thing with like a slide.

• 1:04:31H. Foley?

  Like the little kitchenette?

• 1:04:32Speaker 01

  No. Stop trying to make me to be out to be a fucking old man, a lady. Um, what?

• 1:04:46Speaker 01

  Let me see if I can find it. Something like this. Not this, but something like this.

• 1:04:53H. Foley?

  A little changing room?

• 1:04:54Speaker 01

  Something like this, like a house.

• 1:04:56H. Foley?

  Oh yeah, that thing was sick.

• 1:04:57Speaker 01

  This, mine wasn't like that, though. It was more of like a jungle gym. It was like red, there was one side that was green, one side that was blue, one side that was whatever.

• 1:05:04H. Foley?

  I got you.

• 1:05:05Speaker 01

  Um.

• 1:05:06H. Foley?

  We had aluminum.

• 1:05:07Speaker 01

  This, this is exactly what it was.

• 1:05:09H. Foley?

  That little banger right there?

• 1:05:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, that guy, when I was a little young kid, he had a trampoline, the doghouse, there was a clothesline out there.

• 1:05:16H. Foley?

  Right.

• 1:05:16Speaker 01

  It was a vibe.

• 1:05:18H. Foley?

  I got you, okay.

• 1:05:19Speaker 01

  But then when we got older, started drinking.

• 1:05:22H. Foley?

  Desolate.

• 1:05:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was just no.

• 1:05:24H. Foley?

  Sure. Nothing worse than an empty backyard like that, something. With football, something.

• 1:05:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, we just never spent time. We were, this summer, we were never.

• 1:05:35H. Foley?

  Down ashore.

• 1:05:36Speaker 01

  Down ashore.

• 1:05:36H. Foley?

  Down ashore, I get it.

• 1:05:37Speaker 01

  Down ashore.

• 1:05:38H. Foley?

  Go down ashore.

• 1:05:40H. Foley?

  Get a week, that's it, maybe. Maybe two was a good year.

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:44H. Foley?

  At a hotel. Harbor house, shout out to Ocean City. Go to Schmitty's clam bar.

• 1:05:51H. Foley?

  Best clam chowder you ever had?

• 1:05:54Speaker 01

  Someone's holding on to those memories. He's trying to have that bowl of clam chowder again, and gotta tell you, bud.

• 1:06:00H. Foley?

  Who's your pop?

• 1:06:02Speaker 01

  Thank you for your service.

• 1:06:04H. Foley?

  Mom, anybody, give me a call. Same number.

• 1:06:07Speaker 01

  Meat and slacks.

• 1:06:08H. Foley?

  Meat and slacks.

• 1:06:15Speaker 01

  Alright, let's see here. This one I don't even know about. This was from Joey Peeps, $10 dyslexic, never had one read. How you feel about Linden's chocolate chip cookies? What the heck is a Linden chocolate chip cookie?

• 1:06:26H. Foley?

  Kevin Ryan, oh my god, you know who Grandma's is? You know the Grandma cookies? You know Grandma's.

• 1:06:33Speaker 01

  Mrs. Fields?

• 1:06:34H. Foley?

  Mrs. Fields, fuck Mrs. Fields.

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  We didn't, this was.

• 1:06:38H. Foley?

  Let me see.

• 1:06:38Speaker 01

  These things.

• 1:06:40H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:06:41Speaker 01

  That says Linden's chocolate chip cookies.

• 1:06:43H. Foley?

  Yeah, but they're the bigger ones. They're fantastic.

• 1:06:45Speaker 01

  These? The white one?

• 1:06:47H. Foley?

  No. You gotta get the individual pack, and you'll recognize it. They're always there. It's the same thing with a Grandma cookie.

• 1:06:54Speaker 01

  This.

• 1:06:57H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:58Speaker 01

  I mean, not yet.

• 1:06:59H. Foley?

  No, they're little ones. It's a, it's a bigger cookie. It's a regular sized cookie. There's two of them in a pack. They have butterscotch.

• 1:07:06Speaker 01

  Says they got three in a pack. Yeah, large three.

• 1:07:08H. Foley?

  Three in a pack. They're, the butterscotch ones.

• 1:07:13H. Foley?

  Now.

• 1:07:13Speaker 01

  Like the gas station cookies.

• 1:07:15H. Foley?

  Yeah, the gas station cookies. No, those on the right, those on the right.

• 1:07:17Speaker 01

  Where, these?

• 1:07:18H. Foley?

  No, on the right, in the bottom right.

• 1:07:20Speaker 01

  That's here? Here. Yeah.

• 1:07:22H. Foley?

  That's what we're talking about.

• 1:07:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's them.

• 1:07:24H. Foley?

  Okay. Yeah, they're great.

• 1:07:26Speaker 01

  He showed you that picture four times. It'd be great.

• 1:07:30H. Foley?

  I mean, it's not butterscotch, toffee crunch.

• 1:07:32Speaker 01

  Butterscotch. I've been watching the town too much, kid. Fucking butterscotch.

• 1:07:36H. Foley?

  Probably wore it to Chinese in thirty odd years.

• 1:07:38Speaker 01

  Whose car are we taking?

• 1:07:40H. Foley?

  Yeah, the butterscotch ones. I think it's toffee crunch. Fantastic.

• 1:07:44Speaker 01

  Also, that's a huge one. I never, I never bought these cookies. I never bought cookies out.

• 1:07:49H. Foley?

  What about the grandmas? You know, the grandmas in the same kind of pack?

• 1:07:53Speaker 01

  The Famous Amas? That was the only, I would never buy, I would never buy cookies out. Ever.

• 1:07:57H. Foley?

  Not Famous Amas grandmas. They do the double chocolate, chocolate, chocolate chip.

• 1:08:01Speaker 01

  Hey, I got an idea. Ask me again. No, I didn't. I didn't buy cookies out. But...

• 1:08:10Speaker 01

  I'm not a cookie guy. Never had a chip, boy.

• 1:08:16Speaker 01

  That's an indicator of how trash you are, of how seriously you took the line from the town, whose car are we taking? I was on Facebook memories like the other day.

• 1:08:29H. Foley?

  We took it very seriously.

• 1:08:30Speaker 01

  My buddy wrote it on my wall of being like, "Me and you, babe." Like, "We're in it together." I'm like, "We thought..." That was such an identifier for white trash kids.

• 1:08:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:43Speaker 01

  To be like, "I'm a..." To make kids from the suburbs feel like a badass.

• 1:08:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:47Speaker 01

  Truly did. Whose car, "I got one question for you, kid." "Whose car are we gonna take to Wawa drunk?"

• 1:08:54H. Foley?

  I had boys like that in high school.

• 1:08:56Speaker 01

  What? You're in the military?

• 1:08:58H. Foley?

  No, no, don't say that. No, I'm not. I would never do that. What are you talking about? All I said in the beginning of this program was that I had a picture on my dependent ID, which was a military ID, where I looked like I could have been a young CIA operative. I was not. But I would not want to be caught in Jordan with that picture. I'd be in the fucking fingernail factory when I was just there to have a nice vacation.

• 1:09:25H. Foley?

  That's all I was saying. I looked the part.

• 1:09:28Speaker 01

  You try to be the part.

• 1:09:29H. Foley?

  I don't try to be the part.

• 1:09:30Speaker 01

  They referred to it as the fingernail factory.

• 1:09:34H. Foley?

  You ever spend a little time there?

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  With your buddy's ghost and Captain Price?

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:38H. Foley?

  Who? My buddy's ghost and Captain Price?

• 1:09:40Speaker 02

  It's the Call of Duty campaign guys.

• 1:09:43H. Foley?

  I've been to the Cheesecake Factory, but never had cheesecake there. Believe that? Never once.

• 1:09:48Speaker 01

  I think we got it. We all ate it.

• 1:09:50H. Foley?

  No, we didn't. I didn't go to that. I didn't go to that Cheesecake Factory with you.

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  You did.

• 1:09:53H. Foley?

  No, I did not.

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  I don't, listen, I don't.

• 1:09:55H. Foley?

  No, I did not.

• 1:09:56Speaker 01

  I don't remember, nor do I care, but you're taking this very seriously.

• 1:09:59H. Foley?

  I didn't go to the Cheesecake Factory that time.

• 1:10:01Speaker 02

  It was a Chips Ahoy special edition.

• 1:10:03H. Foley?

  No, you guys went there without me. I didn't go on that.

• 1:10:05Speaker 01

  When?

• 1:10:06H. Foley?

  Pause. When you guys went?

• 1:10:07Speaker 01

  When's that?

• 1:10:07H. Foley?

  I can't remember when it was, but I know I didn't go.

• 1:10:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:10:10H. Foley?

  Cause I remember you guys going to the Cheesecake Factory without me. I said, I'm gonna stay here. I don't know, Nino.

• 1:10:19H. Foley?

  I don't talk about people on their backs.

• 1:10:24H. Foley?

  I can't say I know the gentleman. Keep getting that fed to me.

• 1:10:27Speaker 01

  I know, me too.

• 1:10:28H. Foley?

  It's so good.

• 1:10:30Speaker 01

  The one I saw, they dubbed it Nate O Jenkins, like his last name was O Jenkins. I don't know, Nate, Nate O Jenkins. Um, anyway, we gotta wrap it up, gang.

• 1:10:41H. Foley?

  What a fun one.

• 1:10:42Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:10:43H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you to death. Grab them tickets, come see the boys.

• 1:10:46Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:10:46H. Foley?

  Cleveland will be there soon. Pittsburgh will be there soon. Denver, we'll see you in a month. We love you. We'll see you next week. Peace.