Fancy Cereal! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Ultra: New customers get 15% off with code GARBAGE at https://takeultra.com Brunt Workwear: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code GARBAGE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00H. Foley?

  Hey, hey, hey, Cleveland, Ohio, the boys are coming soon. Talking to you, Lakewood, I'm talking to you, Ohio City. Everybody from the surrounding areas, come out and see the boys at the Larrity's. Play a little AYG with the crowd, a little stand-up comedy.

• 0:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're also in Pittsburgh at the Improv. Get your tickets, they're moving quick, we'll see you there, we love you.

• 0:17H. Foley?

  Yeah. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that if they group, to be clear, see?

• 0:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:31H. Foley?

  Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Chilly, coming at you on a beautiful day.

• 0:38Speaker 01

  Fake, I got the big man.

• 0:40H. Foley?

  We're out here at Toody's in the new edition, she just got busted for the third time, stealing packages off the neighbor's porch.

• 0:47Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 0:47H. Foley?

  It's becoming an issue.

• 0:48Speaker 01

  Wait, does this mean you've done that joke two other times?

• 0:52H. Foley?

  No.

• 0:52Speaker 01

  Okay. You see what I'm saying? Hey, for the ninth time, I'm gonna tell you the same joke.

• 0:58H. Foley?

  That's pretty good, though.

• 0:59Speaker 01

  Hey, you can rehash them.

• 1:00H. Foley?

  I could start doing that.

• 1:01Speaker 01

  No, you can't.

• 1:02H. Foley?

  Well, folks, look for that in about four months. It'll be the fourth time.

• 1:05Speaker 01

  That'd be crazy.

• 1:06H. Foley?

  I put my foot down. My co-host coming in from across the table, ladies and gentlemen, this we call a family episode, it's just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. Just the way we like it, circling the wagons, hanging out, family, friends, unity, togetherness. Kevin Ryan.

• 1:20Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:24H. Foley?

  Call him Mr. Jet Lag.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  Woo.

• 1:26H. Foley?

  You get it worse than anybody I know.

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Uh huh, cuz I'm moving and shaking.

• 1:30H. Foley?

  All right, take it easy.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  You're used to sleeping 18 hours a day. What up, gang? Shout out to you as always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube, full video available on Spotify, and then obviously, patreon dot frickin' com.

• 1:43H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 1:44Speaker 01

  The best website in the world, I am singing from the rafters, it's changed our lives. You can go over there, you get all that frickin' bon- I, you're probably sitting there going, how much bonus content could there be? It's more than you're thinking. And maybe, that might be overwhelming, so it's not, then it's not too much.

• 1:58H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm, take it one day at a time.

• 2:00Speaker 01

  Don't wanna scare you.

• 2:01H. Foley?

  One day at a time, that's what they're telling me. I'm not buying it yet, that's what they're telling me.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  That's what they're telling me.

• 2:06H. Foley?

  You know what, um, I've really learned to appreciate in this life? Friends.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  Fellowship.

• 2:16H. Foley?

  Camaraderie. Uh, I've been spending a lot of time on the phone lately. Different agencies, associations, businesses, things like that.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:26H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:31H. Foley?

  I hate the Shriners, I can tell you that.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  And that's what you appreciate?

• 2:35H. Foley?

  No, no, I hate that.

• 2:36Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:37H. Foley?

  But what I do appreciate is the callback feature.

• 2:41Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 2:43H. Foley?

  If we can do that, if we can do that.

• 2:46Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:47H. Foley?

  Ladies and gentlemen, what is the problem out there?

• 2:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:51H. Foley?

  If we can do that, civilized.

• 2:54Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:55H. Foley?

  Who the fuck thinks you wanna sit there? I was on the phone, I was on hold the other day and he goes, "The guy said, while you're on hold, we're gonna play you a little music."

• 3:05Speaker 01

  I don't like that.

• 3:06H. Foley?

  It's like, hey man, unless you're dropping Skinnerd on me.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 3:10H. Foley?

  Or something.

• 3:11Speaker 01

  This is live music, are you gonna play me a little diddly? Then I'm in.

• 3:14H. Foley?

  Hit me with the Iceman, huh? At WNBA.

• 3:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:18H. Foley?

  At Drake.

• 3:21H. Foley?

  You know, you don't, you don't listen to the albums? Guy's hot.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  Nah, I'm out.

• 3:26H. Foley?

  Sings for the, you're out on Drake?

• 3:27Speaker 01

  I'm out on music and everybody, not really.

• 3:30H. Foley?

  Holy shit, this guy's losing it.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  I am, dude.

• 3:35H. Foley?

  But why, Kevin?

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Why what?

• 3:36H. Foley?

  Why you losing it?

• 3:37Speaker 01

  Uh, you know.

• 3:38H. Foley?

  Good guy, beautiful family.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 3:41H. Foley?

  Callback features, huh?

• 3:43Speaker 01

  What more do you need in this life?

• 3:44H. Foley?

  What more do you need?

• 3:45Speaker 01

  No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm just, uh, yeah.

• 3:49H. Foley?

  You know, if we can do that, the possibilities I think are endless.

• 3:56H. Foley?

  That's such a good thing, nice thing. I don't know how to do it.

• 3:59Speaker 01

  I agree, a big fan of it.

• 4:01H. Foley?

  Huge fan.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:02H. Foley?

  It's fantastic.

• 4:05H. Foley?

  And that's H. Foley's roundup for this week. I just wanted to share that with you.

• 4:10Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 4:11H. Foley?

  You're welcome.

• 4:11Speaker 01

  I appreciate that, it's very nice, yes.

• 4:13H. Foley?

  No problem, it's a good, it's a good thing, that's all I'm saying, it's a good thing.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  I agree.

• 4:18H. Foley?

  That if we can get there, where else can we go?

• 4:23Speaker 01

  Uh, right. I got something. I got a little, um, thing of a little diddly, uh, I'd like to show you.

• 4:29H. Foley?

  Little diddy. Little ditty.

• 4:32Speaker 01

  Whatever.

• 4:33H. Foley?

  Not Pete Diddy. Little diddly.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  Um...

• 4:36H. Foley?

  Little diddly is you touching my balls and my penis. Why, it's soft.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  That is a little...

• 4:40H. Foley?

  That's diddling. Diddling, I always assumed diddling is soft.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  Uh, Pete got a little ditty, though. Did you see that video?

• 4:47Speaker 01

  No.

• 4:48H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 4:48Speaker 02

  Oh, man, the video dropped.

• 4:50H. Foley?

  What video?

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yes, his sex video.

• 4:54H. Foley?

  Who's sex video?

• 4:55Speaker 01

  Yours. And everyone's making fun of how red your balls are.

• 4:59H. Foley?

  Hey!

• 5:03Speaker 01

  Um...

• 5:05H. Foley?

  Who's video?

• 5:07Speaker 01

  Hey, TMZ, yeah, what is...

• 5:09H. Foley?

  What are you, what are you, what are you, you're holding out information for me?

• 5:12Speaker 01

  I'm not, first of all, I'm not holding out any information.

• 5:14H. Foley?

  You wouldn't answer me. Pete Diddy has a sex tape out?

• 5:16Speaker 01

  We said that, yeah.

• 5:18H. Foley?

  Isn't that the least of his problems? Who's he with?

• 5:22Speaker 02

  A guy and a girl.

• 5:23H. Foley?

  My man.

• 5:26H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  I mean, I don't know, I mean, what do you want me to get into details? I didn't see the stuff.

• 5:30H. Foley?

  I'll check that out later.

• 5:31Speaker 01

  Sure. Uh, you're gonna be distracted for the rest of the...

• 5:35H. Foley?

  All consensual, I hope?

• 5:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's all like in that red lighting. It's, oh, it's so creepy.

• 5:42Speaker 01

  Uh, I didn't... It's a goddamn family show here.

• 5:45H. Foley?

  Yeah, Luke, what are you doing?

• 5:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:47H. Foley?

  Bringing this up?

• 5:48Speaker 01

  Now you got Foley hard.

• 5:49H. Foley?

  No.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:50H. Foley?

  I'm soft.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  No, you're not, not yet.

• 5:52H. Foley?

  Ready for diddling.

• 5:52Speaker 01

  Uh... I got something I want to show you. The screen's not set up, so I'll, I'll show you on my, uh...

• 5:59H. Foley?

  Laptop?

• 6:00Speaker 01

  My laptop.

• 6:01H. Foley?

  Your laptop?

• 6:02Speaker 01

  Cause that's where the scientist...

• 6:03H. Foley?

  Did you bring your computer with you when you went overseas?

• 6:05Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 6:06H. Foley?

  You did, huh?

• 6:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, someone's gotta run the business.

• 6:08H. Foley?

  Someone work?

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:09H. Foley?

  It's good. I was, hey, I was busy here.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. On the phone, on hold, the callback feature. So you weren't that busy.

• 6:17H. Foley?

  I'm saving the company time!

• 6:19Speaker 01

  What?

• 6:19H. Foley?

  I had to charge you time and a half, though.

• 6:22Speaker 01

  The holiday weekend. Um, now, this is, uh, this is from like, uh, I guess he's like a social elite etiquette kinda guy.

• 6:32H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:33Speaker 01

  And I'll play it and you can, you know, I think there's a few things to unpack.

• 6:40H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 6:40Speaker 01

  Right? But I'll play it for you.

• 6:42H. Foley?

  Now, is this directed at me?

• 6:44Speaker 01

  No.

• 6:44H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 6:47H. Foley?

  I have to ask.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  Why?

• 6:50H. Foley?

  Cause I'm defensive.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, but how did, yeah, okay, no, it's not.

• 6:53H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 6:54Speaker 01

  It's fodder for the program that we do. This isn't a personal attack on you. You gotta fucking do a show, you weirdo. Man, you need to, however, how many times have you seen your therapist a week?

• 7:03H. Foley?

  See him once a week.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  Double it.

• 7:05H. Foley?

  Doing well.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 7:08H. Foley?

  Doesn't exist.

• 7:09Speaker 01

  It's not about me, is it? Am I in that sex tape? You start freaking out. I wasn't there, I was walking down the street, he said, can I hold the boom mic? I didn't know it was gonna be that kind of thing.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  He said, do I want, I'm trying to make it in show business.

• 7:23H. Foley?

  I was working freelance.

• 7:26Speaker 01

  Well, hey, whatever I do outside the studio is my time. I'm allowed to work on side projects.

• 7:32H. Foley?

  Hey, guys, a lot to earn a living, right, Luke? Jesus Christ.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  Goddamn tariffs, my Tommy breathing down my neck, I gotta pay my bills. Not to mention a few bad, short-term investments. All right, whatever.

• 7:43H. Foley?

  Woo!

• 7:44Speaker 01

  So here, let me play it for you.

• 7:45H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 7:46Speaker 01

  Well, nice, nice British chap.

• 7:47H. Foley?

  Oh, I know this dude.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, this dude's all right.

• 7:49H. Foley?

  Yeah, this guy's all right.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  He's got a pretty popular podcast, and it's kinda funny, cause it's like the opposite of ours.

• 7:54H. Foley?

  Excellent.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  It's like him and a dude, him and another dude who are like...

• 7:58H. Foley?

  How to do things right.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  Kind of, and yes.

• 8:01H. Foley?

  We would be how to do things wrong.

• 8:02Speaker 01

  It's the complete different perspective.

• 8:04H. Foley?

  Let's get him in here!

• 8:05Speaker 01

  That's not bad. Hello!

• 8:07H. Foley?

  Sorry.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  And then...

• 8:08H. Foley?

  What's oldies then?

• 8:10Speaker 01

  All right, ready, let's see.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  Uh, hold on.

• 8:13H. Foley?

  Didn't he work for the Queen? Why don't we just set it up on the TV? Just take a minute and throw it together.

• 8:18Speaker 01

  Can we? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  And do the magic of podcasting. We are back.

• 8:27H. Foley?

  Are we? That, that quick?

• 8:28Speaker 01

  With video capabilities.

• 8:31H. Foley?

  Which was my idea, my suggestion. I was gonna lead it in too. So I'm working.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  Man, you're really...

• 8:41Speaker 01

  Alright, let's see, let's, let's-

• 8:42H. Foley?

  That's a British chap.

• 8:43Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 8:44H. Foley?

  High British.

• 8:45Speaker 01

  It's first of all-

• 8:46H. Foley?

  Not that cockney that you do. This guy's, this guy, I think this guy worked for the Queen or something.

• 8:50Speaker 01

  It's about-

• 8:51H. Foley?

  Or Rihanna.

• 8:52Speaker 01

  Eating cereal at a restaurant. Which is, first of all, we'll get into it, but just, that's what it's, it's the etiquette of how to eat cereal at a restaurant. So-

• 9:01H. Foley?

  Interesting. Now that ain't no Bennigan's, that's a fancy joint. That's, that's pewter. You know pewter? Alright, let's see.

• 9:11H. Foley?

  That's show business. That's show business.

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Here's how to eat breakfast cereal. First of all, add your milk of choice. I'm going for semi. And then, with a spoon held in your dominant hand, and the fork in your non-dominant hand-

• 9:25H. Foley?

  Fork!

• 9:25Speaker 03

  You will eat. Now, it's not soup, so you don't need to scoop away from you like you would with soup, but you can use the fork to push some corned flakes onto your spoon and eat accordingly.

• 9:37H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here with this guy. We're doing too much here.

• 9:42Speaker 01

  First of all, who's going out to a restaurant and ordering cereal?

• 9:46H. Foley?

  At a joint like that? I'm getting a steak. For breakfast? Sure, steak and egg, something, or one of those bangers and matches that they got over there.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  Yeah. Obviously, I mean, to me-

• 9:58H. Foley?

  Your corned flakes.

• 10:00Speaker 01

  Anytime we went out for breakfast-

• 10:02H. Foley?

  How about you kick rocks? Now, I'm-

• 10:04Speaker 01

  We, I'm not about getting cereal out for breakfast. You can do that at home.

• 10:09H. Foley?

  I've seen it done.

• 10:10Speaker 01

  I'm not saying I-

• 10:10H. Foley?

  At a diner.

• 10:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, they give you the little box, it stinks.

• 10:14H. Foley?

  Yeah, it stinks.

• 10:14Speaker 01

  Stinky, but hey-

• 10:15H. Foley?

  You need like six of them.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, yo, go get, listen, here's 20, run to the store, run to the Acme, get me a big box of frosted flakes, come back, we'll do it that way.

• 10:24H. Foley?

  Yeah. What's semi, Luke? Do you know that? The semi, what you refer to as the milk as semi?

• 10:28Speaker 01

  No.

• 10:29H. Foley?

  Is that maybe like-

• 10:30Speaker 01

  A little bit of fat.

• 10:30H. Foley?

  Low fat?

• 10:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, probably 2%, something like that.

• 10:34H. Foley?

  Hey, that's screaming cold.

• 10:35Speaker 01

  Semi-skimmed milk.

• 10:36H. Foley?

  Semi-skimmed milk. That's your first mistake. What you want's whole, when you're going in flakes. Then you want to get about a table, 2 tablespoons sugar, you want to sprinkle that on there and you mix that up.

• 10:47Speaker 01

  I remember doing that with Special K.

• 10:49H. Foley?

  It works.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  And, mm, not-

• 10:52H. Foley?

  You can sell it down at the bottom, and you get that.

• 10:54Speaker 01

  It just was, I, it felt bad. It just felt not-

• 10:56H. Foley?

  Wrong?

• 10:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, it didn't feel right.

• 10:58H. Foley?

  Well, what are you looking for? Don't you want to do something and feel bad about it after? This guy. I gotta teach him everything. Falling apart, man.

• 11:07Speaker 01

  Um, two things. One.

• 11:10H. Foley?

  This guy's a dick.

• 11:11Speaker 01

  I mean, he seems like a nice guy. We just live in different worlds.

• 11:14H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 11:14Speaker 01

  He's got a pretty good drink array there. He's got a coffee, he's got an orange juice, and he's got what looks to be a water.

• 11:20H. Foley?

  Think that orange juice is fresh squeezed?

• 11:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 11:23Speaker 01

  Also, how do you feel about those bowls?

• 11:27H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 11:28Speaker 01

  I hate them.

• 11:29H. Foley?

  Is that's how I feel about them. The lips bigger than a bowl?

• 11:31Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 11:32H. Foley?

  That's nothing.

• 11:33Speaker 01

  That's rich guy shit.

• 11:34H. Foley?

  Yeah. That's a serving? If that's a serving, I'm in trouble.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  But.

• 11:42Speaker 01

  I, to me, would be a dirtbag like this. I see a dirtbag would order.

• 11:48H. Foley?

  He's also not getting the milk on there, too. You're ravaging the, the, the.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  Well, I think they look at it as, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I'm not, I'm not British. But ours turns into more of like a soup.

• 12:02H. Foley?

  What, our cereal?

• 12:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:03H. Foley?

  Yeah, you mix it up, get it all wet, get the flakes.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  I don't think they do that. I think it's more of like a.

• 12:08H. Foley?

  Is that true?

• 12:09Speaker 01

  They moisten it.

• 12:10H. Foley?

  Who says that?

• 12:11Speaker 01

  This guy's, well, this guy's eating with a fork.

• 12:12H. Foley?

  This guy's not indicative of the British guy that works down at the fucking, uh, you know, the fucking fish market. How the hell was sold to you? Hey, bowl of cornflakes?

• 12:20Speaker 01

  You think that guy's going out to breakfast and ordering cornflakes? You think he's got fucking?

• 12:23H. Foley?

  No, he's having them at the house, probably poofs. Give me poofs. Whatever they eat over there. What's a popular British cereal? Jacks?

• 12:32H. Foley?

  They bought a Union Jacks, mate.

• 12:35H. Foley?

  With some of that semi. Little bit of soap. I put salt. Put that brown sauce on there. They love that.

• 12:42Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I don't know. I mean.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  It's all like, Weetabix, shreddies, crunchy nuts.

• 12:48H. Foley?

  Shreddies?

• 12:49Speaker 01

  Weetabix.

• 12:50H. Foley?

  I caught him right there. He was eating his shreddies. I put the gun to his mouth, I pulled the trigger.

• 12:55Speaker 01

  What are you, all dishing in for something? Shut up. We get it. You can, you can say 14 words.

• 13:02H. Foley?

  I could, why you, how dare you? 13.

• 13:05Speaker 01

  Well, just start counting. Um, I mean, well, yeah, I don't know. I like what, I like, this guy's got some good pointers, but if you're, first of all, you're a fucking bozo if you're ordering cereal at a restaurant, any restaurant, let alone a restaurant like that, then you're eating it with a fork like a fucking dickhead.

• 13:22H. Foley?

  I know this guy. I like this guy's style. I've learned some things from him. But I'm not, haven't been doing. I get that, but it's too much. It's too much.

• 13:31Speaker 01

  I agree.

• 13:32H. Foley?

  It's cereal. Come on, you can't, who the fuck were you meeting with? Can't eat cereal like a normal person.

• 13:38Speaker 01

  I didn't, what did he say? You don't have to go towards you, because it's, I didn't realize that, the...

• 13:42H. Foley?

  Soup is supposed to go away.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  I don't know that.

• 13:44H. Foley?

  Fuck that.

• 13:45Speaker 01

  Go away?

• 13:45H. Foley?

  Yeah. Trying to get my lobster bits in there for my bisque.

• 13:48Speaker 01

  Who, but you can't get a good, you can't get a good hook on it.

• 13:52H. Foley?

  No. Imagine doing chili like that, like an asshole? My mother would have me commit it.

• 13:55Speaker 01

  Tear my rotator cuff. Fuck that.

• 13:58H. Foley?

  Carpal tunnel from having a bowl of chili.

• 14:00Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, no, I'm not all about that. Uh, but it also...

• 14:04H. Foley?

  Respect him. Mr. William Hanson.

• 14:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, shout out to him. He knows what he's doing. And there needs to be the, the ying to our yang, you know what I mean?

• 14:15H. Foley?

  The light to our darkness.

• 14:17Speaker 01

  From the windows to the walls.

• 14:19H. Foley?

  Who's that?

• 14:20Speaker 01

  So the sweat drops down our balls. That's the great Ying Yang Twins. You don't know what that means? All these females crawl.

• 14:29Speaker 01

  You don't know the Ying Yang Twins?

• 14:31H. Foley?

  No.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  What? You would love them.

• 14:33H. Foley?

  Black and Dirty? What's it called?

• 14:35Speaker 01

  Hey, I don't know. I don't know anything about them.

• 14:37H. Foley?

  What's it called? Uh, Black and Yellow?

• 14:39Speaker 01

  No, that's Wiz Khalifa.

• 14:41H. Foley?

  Is it really? Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow. That's Wiz Khalifa?

• 14:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:45H. Foley?

  Now I like him.

• 14:46Speaker 01

  What else do you know him from?

• 14:47H. Foley?

  He's banging somebody. He's married to Rihanna. That's Fetty Wap.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  You're Fatty Wap.

• 14:57H. Foley?

  Uh, it's, um, no, who's that? ASAP Rocky. Date Rihanna. Got a kid with her. Nice kid, good kid, good looking kid. Now this...

• 15:07Speaker 01

  He needs, what?

• 15:08H. Foley?

  What's the kid's name?

• 15:09Speaker 01

  Ying Yang Twins. You don't know the Ying Yang Twins?

• 15:11H. Foley?

  No, who's the other kid? That I said, Black and Yellow?

• 15:14Speaker 01

  You didn't say Wiz Khalifa.

• 15:16H. Foley?

  Wiz Khalifa. Now, he's, he's a producer, right?

• 15:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 15:18H. Foley?

  No.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  He's a rapper.

• 15:19H. Foley?

  I know he's a rapper, but doesn't he produce a lot of stuff?

• 15:21Speaker 01

  I'm sure he's got a lot of hobbies, yeah.

• 15:23H. Foley?

  I like that kid, Cuddy.

• 15:27H. Foley?

  Drake.

• 15:28Speaker 01

  It's great. Yeah, they're all, they're all fantastic.

• 15:30H. Foley?

  Iceman. WNBA. Favorite song right now. Shout out to it.

• 15:37H. Foley?

  Got to get in there, Kip. Lot going on out there. Okay?

• 15:41Speaker 01

  I don't know what's going on.

• 15:42H. Foley?

  I don't know the Ying Yang Twins.

• 15:44Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 15:45H. Foley?

  I didn't listen to hip hop back then.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  From the windows to the walls. Till the sweat dropped down my balls. Make all these females grow.

• 15:56H. Foley?

  I've heard it in the club every once in a while when I was in there.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  Also a great scene from The Proposal.

• 16:01H. Foley?

  The Proposal?

• 16:02Speaker 01

  Who are you, my Aunt Trish?

• 16:03H. Foley?

  Yeah, what, what's The Proposal?

• 16:05Speaker 01

  I mean, dude, I leave for a week.

• 16:06H. Foley?

  Is that a Jennifer Hudson movie?

• 16:07Speaker 01

  You guys are in shambles.

• 16:08H. Foley?

  Sandy Bullock?

• 16:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, dog. Ryan Reynolds. Early Reynolds.

• 16:14H. Foley?

  He's like her intern, takes her to a wedding.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  Yup.

• 16:17H. Foley?

  Then he ends up doing her.

• 16:18Speaker 01

  No, they gotta get married because she's from Canada, he's from Alaska. Listen, is she a hot piece of A's in it? Ain't done. Beautiful girl.

• 16:25H. Foley?

  Sandy Bullock.

• 16:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, oh, do you?

• 16:27H. Foley?

  Yeah. Ever see Speed? The bus?

• 16:30Speaker 01

  Do you see?

• 16:32H. Foley?

  The girl from the movie on the bus.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  Alright, listen, we get, listen.

• 16:37H. Foley?

  Get down to some business here. You had to eat cereal. What are we doing? You know this guy. Sick of this guy.

• 16:42Speaker 01

  Wait, you're upset with I, what I brought to the table? You brought up the callback feature. I only brought up the video because your thing went absolutely nowhere.

• 16:50H. Foley?

  I disagree with that. I think a lot of people relate to that. Appreciate the callback feature.

• 16:55Speaker 01

  I think it was a 14 second segment that you then, I tried playing along with you and yeah, that's all I got. You ended it.

• 17:04Speaker 01

  Still plugging Patreon. You were wrapping it up.

• 17:06H. Foley?

  Well, the phone also, you can put it on hold until they, until they're ready for you, which is nice.

• 17:11Speaker 01

  Hey, Bill Gates, any more tips?

• 17:21H. Foley?

  Right.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  Guys, we got a gosh darn family episode on our hands. As you know, when you do the old Patreon, it will answer your garbage question on the mother friggin' air from the windows to the walls.

• 17:37H. Foley?

  Appreciate that kinda talk.

• 17:38Speaker 01

  From Luke's favorite movie.

• 17:40Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 17:42Speaker 01

  That's crazy. I like, I mean, I like it. I don't like, I'm losing him though. I really turned on him and I loved that movie and I love waiting. I love early hit. I just, I can't with him. Yeah.

• 17:54H. Foley?

  Reynolds? He stinks.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  I can't with him.

• 17:56H. Foley?

  Kick rocks.

• 17:58Speaker 01

  He's got one note.

• 17:59Speaker 02

  Oh, 100%, but that's the, that movie is his note.

• 18:02Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 18:03H. Foley?

  Tell you what, that free guy has a hell of a picture though.

• 18:05Speaker 02

  That was a fun one too.

• 18:06H. Foley?

  Fun one?

• 18:07Speaker 01

  Who?

• 18:07H. Foley?

  Nah, you don't know.

• 18:08Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 18:09H. Foley?

  You don't know.

• 18:10Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 18:11H. Foley?

  Do you do?

• 18:12Speaker 01

  What?

• 18:13H. Foley?

  Do you do?

• 18:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know. What do you do?

• 18:16H. Foley?

  Lot of stuff.

• 18:17Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 18:18H. Foley?

  Mount, about, meeting people, hanging out.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Filming videos.

• 18:23H. Foley?

  Filming videos?

• 18:24Speaker 01

  Did he? Was a segment he just did. Oh my God.

• 18:26H. Foley?

  Segment?

• 18:27Speaker 01

  He gets so nerve, huh? You check out, you fall down your, your pit of shame. Gotta send a rope to Lazzo down to pull you out.

• 18:36H. Foley?

  Who are you, Brandon Tartikoff? Talking about segments. Wasn't a segment, it was a bit we did.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  Brandon Tartikoff?

• 18:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 18:42Speaker 01

  The comic from Jersey?

• 18:43H. Foley?

  No.

• 18:45Speaker 01

  The open mic?

• 18:47H. Foley?

  President of NBC during must see TV. Engineered Seinfeld Cosby Show. That didn't really work out, but I love the guy.

• 18:59H. Foley?

  My favorite show growing up. He was America's dad. I didn't know. What do you want from me?

• 19:04H. Foley?

  Ladies and gentlemen, callback features.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  More at 11.

• 19:09H. Foley?

  Kevin?

• 19:10Speaker 01

  Take this segment away.

• 19:12H. Foley?

  Yeah, but it's talking about Ultra Sleep Pouches, baby.

• 19:14Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm getting a little, little tie tie thinking about it.

• 19:18H. Foley?

  Well, no, you're not. That's why I need Ultra Sleep Pouch. Let me ask you a question. You have trouble sleeping at night?

• 19:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:24H. Foley?

  Do you wish you could fall asleep faster?

• 19:26Speaker 01

  Obviously, who doesn't?

• 19:27H. Foley?

  Sleep deeper and wake up with, with, with, without grogginess?

• 19:30Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 19:31H. Foley?

  Is your sleep score lower than what you'd like to be on your, uh, your Whoop, your Our Ring, your Apple Watch or whatever?

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 19:37H. Foley?

  Then do yourself a favor, dumbass, and get over and get Ultra Sleep Pouches, baby, and get a great night's sleep.

• 19:43Speaker 01

  Yes. Uh, the idea behind it is genius. Everyone uses pouches for increased focus, energy, but Ultra took that idea and flipped it. They'll flip a rule. Uh, the pouches that help you wind down, fall asleep and stay asleep. And the great thing is they use, uh, just six clean, research-backed ingredients. We're talking about a mel- uh, one milligram of melatonin dosed at the clinically optimal range so that you're not overdosing and feeling groggy the next day. L-theanine reduces anxious thoughts while falling asleep and help you feel refreshed when you wake up. That's my biggest problem. I've, I, I, shutting the machine down. I put my head on the pillow goes, oh my God, you're gay, your mom, your wife, your mom, your mom. Uh, magnesium relaxes muscles, calms your nervousness.

• 20:22H. Foley?

  Camomile, passion flower, lemon balm extracts.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Uh, they're easy to use. Just place one in your mouth before bed and you're ready to sleep within 10 to 20 minutes, baby. It helps you fall asleep faster, longer, hold nine yards. Improve your sleep score, baby. Ultra Sleep Pouches deliver better, deeper sleep with properly dosed and natural ingredients. New customers can use the code garbage. You get 15% off at takeultra.com. That's takeultra.com for 15% off with, uh, the code garbage. And after you purchase, they're gonna ask you where you heard about them. Please support the show and tell them the boy sent you. Do it.

• 20:55H. Foley?

  Kippy, it's brunt time, baby. Brunt, brunt, brunt.

• 20:57H. Foley?

  Let's talk about brunt. If I'm not mistaken, we got a shipment coming to the job site over here, post haste, am I not?

• 21:05Speaker 01

  You're right, dog.

• 21:06H. Foley?

  Am I right?

• 21:07Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 21:07H. Foley?

  Am I right?

• 21:08Speaker 01

  You're right.

• 21:08H. Foley?

  Gang, do yourself a favor. We're talking about comfortable, reliable, durable, fashionable, brunt workwear.

• 21:17Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 21:17H. Foley?

  Okay. Do yourself a favor. Get over there, get yourself straightened out. Talking about a couple of boys in the industry, put this together. They know what it means to show up on the job site to be. Ready to go?

• 21:28Speaker 01

  Prepared.

• 21:29H. Foley?

  Prepared.

• 21:30Speaker 01

  Comfortable.

• 21:30H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 21:31Speaker 01

  Support.

• 21:31H. Foley?

  Support.

• 21:32Speaker 01

  Safety. All of that. It's four bl- it were blue collar boots for blue collar guys made by blue collar guys. What are we talking about?

• 21:39H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 21:39Speaker 01

  That's what it is.

• 21:40H. Foley?

  That's extra.

• 21:42Speaker 01

  All race reserved, Kippy Industries. Uh, guys, founder Eric Gerard grew up blue collar and started Brunt Workwear after his friends in the trades kept telling him that the big brands stopped listening and hadn't changed in a hundred years. So they sold out to become some fashion brands, not him, baby. His buddies encouraged him to start the band. Built for them and that's why Brunt products are named after the guys he grew up with. Real hardworking tradesmen.

• 22:04H. Foley?

  Brunt.

• 22:05Speaker 01

  Uh, yes, the Brunt boots were comfortable right out of the box, baby. You put them on, they fit, they're smooth, they're buttery.

• 22:10H. Foley?

  No break it in, period.

• 22:11Speaker 01

  Listen, I was a guy, I, I worked blue collar a little bit before I come from a blue collar family. I, I, I was a, I was, I was a bozo on the job site. I looked like a bozo. My feet always hurt. I always had bad boots. I was born for my brother, my stepdad, somebody.

• 22:24H. Foley?

  Those first three weeks with the new boots?

• 22:26Speaker 01

  Oh, Jesus Christ. Looking like a bozo. They're getting wet. Your feet are cold. I'm wearing ankle socks like an asshole. Brunt was tired of the workwear brands out there cutting corners. You work too hard to be stuck in uncomfortable boots that don't hold up, so they built something better. Boots are insanely comfortable and built for any job site. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at Brunt when you use the code GARBAGE at checkout. Just head to bruntworkwear.com, use the code GARBAGE and you're good to go. After you order, they're gonna ask you how you heard about Brunt. Do us a favor and tell them it was us. Do it. Now back to the show. Um, alright, let's see here. This one's from Chris. $20 homie needing a trash or class judgment. I like this segment.

• 23:04H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 23:05Speaker 01

  We have more of these, right in there. I say classy, my wife says-

• 23:08H. Foley?

  P.O. Box.

• 23:11H. Foley?

  We have a P.O. Box.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  I know.

• 23:13H. Foley?

  I just found out that today.

• 23:16Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 23:17H. Foley?

  How long have you known about it?

• 23:18Speaker 01

  Uh, two and a half years.

• 23:20H. Foley?

  Two and a half years we had it?

• 23:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:22H. Foley?

  Get it. Probably candy and fan mail.

• 23:26Speaker 01

  Sure. Uh, this one's from Chris. $20 homie, needing a trash or class judgment. I say class, my wife says trash. Growing up, my stepdad's job was to service arcade games. And what that meant was that at any time, we would have a rotation of four or five full arcade games in our garage.

• 23:44H. Foley?

  Sick.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  That were fully free play. And once a month, he would bring home a white van that was full of the claw machine and ticket prizes.

• 23:51H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 23:52Speaker 01

  That we would get to go through.

• 23:53H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 23:54Speaker 01

  I say this is all class. My wife says that having four or five broken video games that aren't yours in your small shitty house. And calling it an arcade and then once a month stealing toys and prizes from a van is not class at all.

• 24:11H. Foley?

  I guess it's how you look at it. I mean, is it garbage? I guess, but is it fucking awesome?

• 24:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:19H. Foley?

  Come on.

• 24:20Speaker 01

  But he's saying-

• 24:21H. Foley?

  The claw machine prizes?

• 24:23Speaker 01

  Yeah. He, I, I guess the, the, the, the, the thing is, he's saying it's all class. It's not, is, it's awesome for a kid.

• 24:32H. Foley?

  First of all, a white van, not class.

• 24:34Speaker 01

  Never good.

• 24:35H. Foley?

  No.

• 24:36Speaker 01

  Never good.

• 24:37H. Foley?

  It's awesome. It's garbage, it's awesome. The missus though, you're being a little harsh. Sounds to me like she's a little jealous she didn't have it growing up.

• 24:43Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 24:44H. Foley?

  You know, I saw a guy, one of those claw machines, where they'd take a magnet and just went, whoop, and sucked out like four or five pairs of earbuds.

• 24:52Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. You could've- Was your first day on TikTok or something? That's a little bit shit.

• 24:57H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 24:57Speaker 01

  Like my mom, dude.

• 25:00H. Foley?

  I don't have TikTok.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  I don't know if I ever told you my mom pronounces it Netflix.

• 25:04H. Foley?

  Netflix?

• 25:04Speaker 01

  It's great.

• 25:06H. Foley?

  Lower your rates.

• 25:07Speaker 01

  I saw that Netflix.

• 25:11Speaker 01

  Classic Denise.

• 25:12H. Foley?

  You got a good deal on homeowner's insurance over there at Netflix.

• 25:15Speaker 01

  Netflix. Um-

• 25:17H. Foley?

  Great, great. That's, that must've been fucking awesome.

• 25:20Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Did I ever tell you the time, me and Pat spent a lot of time down in North Wildwood, Wildwood, New Jersey? Probably about 10 years old.

• 25:26H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:27Speaker 01

  Just discovering heaters and stuff like that, what have you. Hanging, we just, it was like you'd leave the house, one of those is like an old trope, but like we would like leave the house at 8 a.m. and just go like, you're like under the boardwalk, we're fucking, you know, just kinda doing whatever, getting in, getting into fucking hijinks. And we found this storage room under the boardwalk.

• 25:48H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 25:49Speaker 01

  And we got in. And it was, it was all, uh,

• 25:56Speaker 01

  toys from like the games, but they had flood damage. You know what I mean? Like, there was like a high tide that like came in and we like got this door open somehow. Got in there and they had that big watch that was a clock that you would hang on the wall.

• 26:11H. Foley?

  Sick.

• 26:11Speaker 01

  Remember that?

• 26:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  They had like a, and dude, this stuff was like so ruined by water and sand. It was like.

• 26:20H. Foley?

  How bad are we talking?

• 26:21Speaker 01

  Bad to the point where like we took it home. My mom was like, get this, this is, that stuff is not coming in the house. But we were like, we had, it was like such a score for young kids.

• 26:30H. Foley?

  That's a huge score.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  That we were like.

• 26:31H. Foley?

  That's a Lufthansa.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  We're like, who cares if it's a little damage?

• 26:35H. Foley?

  Playboys in there?

• 26:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, forget it. Pack of heaters or something?

• 26:38H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 26:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was sad. I remember being, I still think about that all the time. I'd be a different guy if I had that watch clock.

• 26:44H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 26:45Speaker 01

  People coming over, probably getting all the broads. Hey, check out the watch clock.

• 26:49H. Foley?

  I remember.

• 26:49Speaker 01

  What time is it? I don't know.

• 26:51H. Foley?

  I remember seeing all that stuff in like shows, like, like sitcoms, like that I watched when I was a kid.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  Dude, it was the huge teddy bear that you could never win was there. It was like the size of the chair.

• 26:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  Sick. I got that. We got all the cool shit, but it was all kind of ruined.

• 27:04H. Foley?

  That's where my love affair with the traffic light in my room started. Now you can get one.

• 27:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:10H. Foley?

  But.

• 27:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, before you had to find one, acquire one.

• 27:13H. Foley?

  Yeah, you had to fucking steal one. I remember a rich dad like Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons. He had all kinds. He had the race car, Betty had everything.

• 27:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:21H. Foley?

  I had none of that shit.

• 27:23Speaker 01

  I remember on, uh, Home Improvement.

• 27:25H. Foley?

  Oh, those kids.

• 27:26Speaker 01

  They built Jonathan Taylor Thomas's character Randy?

• 27:31H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  No, I forget.

• 27:33H. Foley?

  Yeah, Randy.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  Randy, Mark and Brad. Yeah, Brad was the oldest. Randy, so it was Randy. Did you watch that show?

• 27:38H. Foley?

  Yeah, of course.

• 27:39Speaker 01

  How old were you at that point, do you think?

• 27:41H. Foley?

  Probably teenager, sixteen, seventeen.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 27:45H. Foley?

  Eighteen, nineteen, thirty-eight.

• 27:48Speaker 01

  Randy, they built him a room in the basement because he wanted his own room. So they built it in the basement and it was like this like cool bed that was like built. It was like a fixture, the whole bed was like into the wall and there was a shelving. And I remember being like, that's sick.

• 28:04H. Foley?

  What was he making on that show?

• 28:06Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 28:07H. Foley?

  Tim the Tall Man Taylor.

• 28:07Speaker 01

  I was all been for that, been for big money.

• 28:10H. Foley?

  Yeah, but he did a, he did a local TV show. What could he have been pulling in?

• 28:14Speaker 01

  Money was back, money was in local TV shows back then.

• 28:18H. Foley?

  Thank you, Mr. Tardigrade.

• 28:19Speaker 01

  That was a good segment.

• 28:22H. Foley?

  What are they, affiliates? It's all about the affiliates.

• 28:26Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 28:27H. Foley?

  Where's our affiliates? We need affiliates? Need local channel 109 in Kansas City.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  That a TV show?

• 28:35H. Foley?

  Start syndicating.

• 28:36Speaker 01

  I think we are.

• 28:37H. Foley?

  We should be selling this to the Russians too. Get two Ruski's to be doing this over in Moscow. Like fucking, uh.

• 28:44Speaker 01

  They're interviewing a guy, they, he answers wrong and he poison him.

• 28:51H. Foley?

  Rosenthal.

• 28:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  Phil.

• 28:53Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 28:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, I always wanted that shit, man.

• 28:56Speaker 01

  That was like, that's a very good way to put it. Sitcom shit. Now you can get it, but like sick dude, the race car or like any sort of thing that just wasn't.

• 29:05H. Foley?

  Made you feel like you weren't living.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:08H. Foley?

  I mean, you only get four years in high school. I'm fucking wasting on a shitty bed.

• 29:14H. Foley?

  Love that stuff.

• 29:16Speaker 01

  That was good. I, yeah, that was, that really, that was really, that was our like, you would look at Instagram and go like, the kids go like, oh, we don't have this. I want like, that's just seeing like Zack Morris's bedroom or something.

• 29:28H. Foley?

  Ah.

• 29:28Speaker 01

  Like, what the fuck?

• 29:30H. Foley?

  He must have been closing ass in there.

• 29:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, good for him.

• 29:33H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  Good for him.

• 29:35H. Foley?

  You got something?

• 29:36Speaker 02

  Nah, I mean Drake and Josh's bedroom is really cool.

• 29:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's the same thing.

• 29:42H. Foley?

  I always wanted to live on a, on a Disney, uh, set.

• 29:45Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:46H. Foley?

  Lunch outside, lunch outside.

• 29:48Speaker 01

  That was also another thing. They also went to the schools where it was like, we're going whitewater rafting this weekend.

• 29:53H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  And the whole school goes to Hawaii for the fucking summer years for Saved by the Bell.

• 29:59H. Foley?

  Who had that?

• 30:01Speaker 01

  Ah, yeah.

• 30:01H. Foley?

  Took a trip down to the Franklin Institute.

• 30:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, leave the idea.

• 30:05H. Foley?

  Dickhead.

• 30:06Speaker 01

  The idea, fucking applied for, probably was your career day. The idea of go.

• 30:11H. Foley?

  I cleaned the heart.

• 30:12Speaker 01

  The idea of.

• 30:13H. Foley?

  A big heart down at the Franklin Institute. Shoot, it's still there.

• 30:15Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. The idea of leaving school for lunch was like so foreign to us.

• 30:21H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 30:22Speaker 01

  I don't know if that was like a Pennsylvania thing. Were you allowed to do that?

• 30:25Speaker 02

  Uh, junior year.

• 30:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think that might have been a Pennsylvania thing.

• 30:28H. Foley?

  How long'd you get?

• 30:29Speaker 02

  Junior and senior year, you got an hour.

• 30:31H. Foley?

  An hour?

• 30:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got lunch period.

• 30:33Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 30:34H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  We weren't allowed to leave the premises. We weren't even allowed to go outside. If we did, I'd be catching stingers.

• 30:40H. Foley?

  Yeah, dude, we caused problems.

• 30:42Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 30:43H. Foley?

  Man, where would you go to lunch?

• 30:45Speaker 02

  Uh, you'd kinda just go smoke weed somewhere.

• 30:47H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:48H. Foley?

  Would you guys ever like go out to have lunch?

• 30:50Speaker 02

  Uh, sometimes, but then like you, you just end up like Monday through Thursday, you just kinda end up going to lunch in the lunchroom.

• 30:58Speaker 01

  How'd you go out having a reservation? I was like, Pete, I mean, what are they businessmen? Who's doing that? A table for three at the Arby's, please? What are you talking about?

• 31:06Speaker 02

  Chicken nuggets at garden catering.

• 31:08Speaker 01

  Uh...

• 31:11H. Foley?

  I'm a Sam Adams.

• 31:17H. Foley?

  Uh, it sounds good. I'll also have a Sam Adams.

• 31:21Speaker 01

  I got clip-on ties on.

• 31:29H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's all jealous stuff, but we can do. You know? Lunch outside, Tammy Kautowski running around.

• 31:38Speaker 01

  Tammy Kautowski?

• 31:39H. Foley?

  I don't know, some hot chick on some show.

• 31:41Speaker 01

  That was like fifteen, that was like four different characters.

• 31:44H. Foley?

  Still hot though, huh?

• 31:45Speaker 01

  Uh-huh, um...

• 31:47H. Foley?

  You're telling me that Tammy Kautowski isn't gonna be hot?

• 31:49Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 31:51H. Foley?

  Captain of the cheerleading team and the volleyball team. Summa cum laude. What's it, what's it called? What's when you're the smartest kid in the school? Don't tell me. Um, valedictorian.

• 32:04H. Foley?

  You ever know anybody's a valedictorian?

• 32:05Speaker 01

  No.

• 32:06H. Foley?

  I bet you did.

• 32:06Speaker 01

  I mean, I bet I, I probably knew who it... Was there one in high school or is that just college? Yeah, I probably knew who it was.

• 32:13H. Foley?

  How close you get, pothead?

• 32:15Speaker 02

  I mean, I was dead middle.

• 32:16H. Foley?

  Dead middle?

• 32:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think I was too.

• 32:19H. Foley?

  I was down at the bottom.

• 32:21Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:21H. Foley?

  I was like three forty-eight out of three fifty.

• 32:24Speaker 01

  You were three forty-eight in high school? I thought you didn't get fat till later.

• 32:31H. Foley?

  Segway, Segway!

• 32:35Speaker 01

  Hey Brendan Fartacoff.

• 32:39Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see. This one's from Ray Greco. "You's ever bit someone as an adult?" That's great, that's great dude. Uh...

• 32:50H. Foley?

  Why?

• 32:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's bad.

• 32:52H. Foley?

  Did you ever bite anybody in a fight in general? I bit my brother a couple of times.

• 32:57Speaker 01

  No, yeah. That's, that always was like, you'd punch someone in the face before you bit them, that's...

• 33:03H. Foley?

  Bite them!

• 33:03Speaker 01

  That's bad.

• 33:04H. Foley?

  Go for the nose?

• 33:06Speaker 01

  I bite their nose?

• 33:07H. Foley?

  No.

• 33:09Speaker 01

  You a fucking spider monkey?

• 33:12Speaker 01

  Rip his testicles off.

• 33:16H. Foley?

  I said that to you the other day. I stray for the butthole. That's where they go, they go for the asshole. That same thing with hyenas and shit when they eat you, they go right for the ass. A little tear in there.

• 33:28Speaker 01

  Part hyena?

• 33:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, I used to get made fun of for how I said hyena. I think I used to say hyhena.

• 33:38Speaker 01

  And Flip was like, "What the..." I said, "You're over there living like a hyena." And he's like, "What?"

• 33:47Speaker 01

  I have so many words I say...

• 33:48H. Foley?

  Would you have a boarsard route in the northeast?

• 33:50Speaker 01

  A boarsard?

• 33:54Speaker 01

  There's so many words I say so wrong.

• 33:57H. Foley?

  Bad news.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  Hyena. My mom says I'm wrong too. Houston?

• 34:03H. Foley?

  Houston?

• 34:04Speaker 01

  Houston?

• 34:04H. Foley?

  Detroit?

• 34:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're huge. He's a human asshole, that guy.

• 34:10Speaker 01

  Human? That's not, that's not fit for human consumption. That's what my stepdad used to say when someone would put salad on the table. That stuff ain't fit for human consumption.

• 34:21H. Foley?

  He wasn't a salad guy? Cholton Joe, no?

• 34:26H. Foley?

  What would he eat?

• 34:27Speaker 01

  What?

• 34:27H. Foley?

  What would he eat?

• 34:28Speaker 01

  Coors Lights? Uh, no, yeah.

• 34:33H. Foley?

  Meat?

• 34:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:34H. Foley?

  Potatoes?

• 34:35Speaker 01

  Meat, potatoes, pasta.

• 34:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, meat, potatoes, pasta. I said, he's not, you know.

• 34:42H. Foley?

  Human.

• 34:43Speaker 01

  Human.

• 34:44H. Foley?

  Human.

• 34:46Speaker 01

  That and karaoke, that's my all time favorite.

• 34:51Speaker 01

  He's up there doing karaoke.

• 34:54H. Foley?

  Like a Japanese businessman. I love that shit.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see, this one's from, uh, Moon Dog, fourteen dollar northerner here, never had one read. Is it garbage if your buddy shows up to a kid's football game in his old jersey? That's... That's a, that's, you know.

• 35:14H. Foley?

  Man.

• 35:15Speaker 01

  That's tough.

• 35:15H. Foley?

  My cousin, God love him, his boy did that at one of my cousin's son's football games.

• 35:23Speaker 01

  What was the level of jer- what was the jersey?

• 35:26H. Foley?

  It was his high school jersey.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  It was same high school?

• 35:29H. Foley?

  No.

• 35:31H. Foley?

  That's where the issue lies.

• 35:33Speaker 01

  I don't know what's worse, if I'm being honest.

• 35:34H. Foley?

  It was the kid's homecoming, okay? And some of, some of my cousin's boys showed up. One dude rolls in wearing his like fucking methactin fucking jersey. We were at fucking Council Rock or wherever we were.

• 35:48Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:49H. Foley?

  Man.

• 35:51Speaker 01

  And that...

• 35:52H. Foley?

  Me and Patty made fun of this guy for about forty-five minutes on the drive home.

• 35:56Speaker 01

  That's tough. What, was it the same number maybe?

• 35:59H. Foley?

  Nah.

• 35:59Speaker 01

  Like, that's what I'm going, like, maybe there is, kid's number six, he was number six, he wants to represent the... Yeah, I don't, no, no, that's...

• 36:08H. Foley?

  However, I do have to tell you this.

• 36:11Speaker 01

  As the guy who has his jersey framed above his right shoulder, so let's not, let's not sit here like you're fucking, you're Johnny Cool Guy all of a sudden.

• 36:19H. Foley?

  My buddy Joey, shout out to Joey, at the Pottstown show, he brought me a new Wissahickin jersey with my number. And my name on it. His wife works for the school district. Shout out to him. So, expect to see that come game day.

• 36:39H. Foley?

  I don't know where we're gonna put it.

• 36:42Speaker 01

  We're not putting it anywhere.

• 36:43H. Foley?

  I think it's right there.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  Uh huh. What's the... Yeah, okay.

• 36:48H. Foley?

  But I would never wear that out, and I've been tempted to wear my Letterman jacket to a couple of Wizards A- games.

• 36:54Speaker 01

  But that's so, you just want that, you're just you about you. You want them to know you did this as well. It's not about you, it's about the kids.

• 37:03H. Foley?

  Who the fuck are you? What are you, Jerry Lewis? Fuck these kids.

• 37:07Speaker 01

  It's about me.

• 37:08H. Foley?

  Trying to get this over here.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  And my 14 tackles.

• 37:15Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I had to listen.

• 37:17H. Foley?

  I would never fucking wear a jersey or my Letterman jacket anywhere. I'm not like that. That shit's wack.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  I get what you're saying, but your jersey, I'm looking at your jersey.

• 37:27H. Foley?

  That's memorabilia.

• 37:28Speaker 01

  No, it's...

• 37:29H. Foley?

  Alright, fine, take it down.

• 37:31Speaker 01

  No, I'm just saying, you can't sit there and go, "I'm not the guy to do this," when it's literally, you fought to get it up there.

• 37:37H. Foley?

  I didn't fight to get it up there, you asked me.

• 37:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what, I said, "Oh my god, well you know what this really needs? The jersey of a loser." Do we have the jersey of a bench warmer?

• 37:49H. Foley?

  These personal attacks.

• 37:51Speaker 01

  Hey, can we, can we, can we get the guy who played left bench? Can we get his jersey on the wall?

• 37:56H. Foley?

  What are you talking about?

• 38:00H. Foley?

  I had a bad knee.

• 38:03Speaker 01

  It's all politics. That coach had it out for me, playing his son.

• 38:10Speaker 01

  Kid was a dickhead, everybody knows it.

• 38:12H. Foley?

  There's a reason it's up there, I can't remember why. We talked about it a lot.

• 38:15Speaker 01

  You're a huge loser.

• 38:19Speaker 01

  No, we put it up, obviously, I'm joking, but we put it up.

• 38:22H. Foley?

  Why don't you put up some of your old cigarette butts you smoked in high school? Some of the girl, pictures of girls you just struck out with. Call me a loser.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  These chicks with a bunch of red X's on their face.

• 38:32H. Foley?

  Says lesbo on them.

• 38:34Speaker 01

  Dumb. Welcome to the dumb broad ol' thing.

• 38:40H. Foley?

  Hey, she fucked up, she fucked up.

• 38:44Speaker 01

  No, because we, the idea was it would be funny to put it up.

• 38:47H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 38:47Speaker 01

  Because you, it's your, you talk about the glory days a lot. That was, that was the premise of it. It's a bit.

• 38:53H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's a bit, that's right.

• 38:57H. Foley?

  But I wouldn't wear that to fucking a game. Not now, anyway. I don't eat, though. Okay, big fan of the show. I just need a little something. Keep me going, you know what I mean?

• 39:09Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 39:09H. Foley?

  I don't know, a little dopamine, a little something.

• 39:11Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's a tough look. I think, I think doing that, you make it about yourself. You're making it's, you know. It's about. It's just, stop being a loo-, you're a fucking loser.

• 39:22Speaker 02

  Someone had to have died on the team for you to, like, wear that jersey.

• 39:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's-

• 39:27H. Foley?

  Like, wearing their dead jersey?

• 39:28Speaker 02

  No, like, yeah, like, maybe, like, the whole team comes out for, like, the home opener and it's like, hey, the guy 10 years ago died and it's the whole team or whatever, from that year.

• 39:36H. Foley?

  Even still, if I was a kid on that team, they're like, hey, pop-pop, let it go. It's about us now.

• 39:41Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:41Speaker 02

  It's the only-

• 39:42H. Foley?

  I used to hate when old timers showed up.

• 39:46H. Foley?

  Wrestling. In wrestling, we used to have referees that were like 40 and 50 years old. They would show up to our practice and want to wrestle with us. There was this one guy, fucking enormous, would come in and wrestle. Fucking creep. Fucking kid, fucking grabbing my nuts and shit. Had enough of that at home.

• 40:09Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm, um-

• 40:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'm with you. Trash.

• 40:13Speaker 01

  Very, yeah. Knock that shit off. Knock that shit off.

• 40:16H. Foley?

  And stop yelling at fucking, it's, uh, high school sporting events. Would you just shut the fuck up? Knock this shit off.

• 40:24Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. I mean, yeah, no, I, I, I agree. I do, I guess I kinda have a somewhat of an understanding of like-

• 40:33H. Foley?

  What kind of dad are you gonna be? Little Kipperinos out there?

• 40:38Speaker 01

  Uh-

• 40:39H. Foley?

  You gonna keep your mouth shut or you gonna yell?

• 40:41Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't know. I don't, I don't know, like, what, how I would feel and I, I get this is where it comes from.

• 40:45H. Foley?

  Let's go, Kippy! That kinda stuff, yeah.

• 40:47Speaker 01

  Sure, but I think, like, I think parents get emotional, they invest a, and I'm not by any means making any, like, they make a lot of, they invest a lot of time, a lot of energy.

• 40:56H. Foley?

  Of course, especially now.

• 40:57Speaker 01

  U-Sports is fucking insane.

• 40:59H. Foley?

  My brother drives all over.

• 41:00Speaker 01

  It's why. It's crazy. So it's like, there's that version of it, the way they're, they're also up- Emotionally and physically invested in it. Not saying rightfully so, but they feel, hey, I'm spending every one of my weeknights doing this. And I've, I drove for two hours to go to the game. I'm sitting here. And then other people chime in and then it like you keep one up in. And like, I don't know, like if somebody like did a dirty foul on the kid, I, I get how you would be like, hey, what the fuck? You know, it's, I see how people can get charged up if your, your kids, you know.

• 41:34H. Foley?

  Get your ass kicked by some 29 year old dad.

• 41:36Speaker 01

  Something happens, you know, I'm just saying like, I can, I understand it.

• 41:39H. Foley?

  My one boy would talk to his dad while he was, while he was on the sidelines and the dad, he's not passing it to me. Doing that shit back and forth.

• 41:47Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Hey, nerd alert. Zip it.

• 41:52H. Foley?

  Kevin, it's like about chime.

• 41:53Speaker 01

  Chime.

• 41:54H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 41:57Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 41:58H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 41:59Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 41:59H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kind of stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had chime.

• 42:14Speaker 01

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• 42:27H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 42:28Speaker 01

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, not it. Oh, oh, five, five dollars for this, $10 for that. They got their hand in your pocket.

• 42:34H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

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• 43:52Speaker 01

  Um, all right, let's see here. This was from, uh, Bass Combs? Uh, Bass Combs? Uh, "Is it garbage to hold your beer while you slow dance?" Oh. How, I mean...

• 44:05H. Foley?

  I like it. Yeah. That's a gentleman's move. You, because you know what that shows you? You're not trying. You're out there for your lady. You know, you're doing this. Puss, oh, that's a good idea. I'm gonna start holding a drink more. Not boo.

• 44:21Speaker 01

  You said this like two weeks ago.

• 44:23H. Foley?

  Yeah, I really wanna start. I wanna have a drink in my hand at all times.

• 44:27Speaker 01

  Okay, we had two weeks of doing it and you haven't done it.

• 44:29H. Foley?

  You haven't seen me out. I did have it in my hand. When I was at fucking, uh, a cookout the other day, I had a Perrier in my hand the whole time. That I brought!

• 44:38Speaker 01

  That's trashy.

• 44:39H. Foley?

  Why?

• 44:41Speaker 01

  Cause you, yeah, well, you know why.

• 44:43H. Foley?

  I brought a case.

• 44:44Speaker 01

  Did you?

• 44:44H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 44:46H. Foley?

  For everybody.

• 44:47Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 44:47H. Foley?

  Different flavors.

• 44:50H. Foley?

  Nah, it was theirs. Which I thought was very classy.

• 44:52Speaker 01

  Oh, it was theirs? Oh, that's very classy.

• 44:55H. Foley?

  He had cans of Perrier.

• 44:57Speaker 01

  That's better than any shindig you've ever put together.

• 45:00H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's pretty good.

• 45:00Speaker 01

  I didn't expect that from him.

• 45:02H. Foley?

  No, friend of ours.

• 45:03Speaker 01

  Colin Chamberlain.

• 45:04H. Foley?

  Yeah. Very nice.

• 45:06Speaker 01

  Bit of a hillbilly.

• 45:07H. Foley?

  Charcuterie board, the whole nine yards.

• 45:09Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 45:10H. Foley?

  Yeah, it was very classy. He was like, "You want a seltzer?" I, I think he had them there for me.

• 45:17H. Foley?

  Which kinda sucks and it's kinda cool.

• 45:20Speaker 01

  You wanna know how I found out?

• 45:22H. Foley?

  Keep him out of the medicine cabinet.

• 45:23Speaker 01

  How I'm not classy, uh, we where I was in Germany, then we went to France and I ordered a meat and cheese plate. That was a little outside of my wheelhouse.

• 45:34H. Foley?

  You don't know what, you're getting fucking brains over there.

• 45:36Speaker 01

  Dude, that was, I was like-

• 45:38H. Foley?

  Sweetbreads?

• 45:39Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, dude, dude, a meat and cheese plate, and like passed it, dude, this thing came out with fucking goat brains, I didn't, I didn't know cheddar cheese could have mold on it.

• 45:50H. Foley?

  Ain't we got any Fabreeze on them, Jesus Christ?

• 45:53Speaker 01

  They, huh, it was a rough.

• 45:56H. Foley?

  Just ate the grapes?

• 45:58Speaker 01

  Fucking holding my nose, throwing fucking pieces, pieces of cheese down my gullet. Yeah, they were like, "Are you done?", I'm like, "Yeah, I'm done, alright." "I want you to heat up my Helios."

• 46:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's like-

• 46:14H. Foley?

  You're gonna Snickers to get this taste out of my mouth.

• 46:16Speaker 01

  That's-

• 46:17H. Foley?

  Yeah, you, that's dangerous territory for you.

• 46:19Speaker 01

  I wasn't thinking, I was like comfortable, I was a little bit adventurous, and I said, "I'll do the meat and cheese plate."

• 46:26H. Foley?

  It was what they were saying. Comes out with a clothespin?

• 46:31Speaker 01

  That shit, what the hell are they doing over there?

• 46:35H. Foley?

  They love that shit. They got cheese over there with maggots in it.

• 46:41H. Foley?

  Big.

• 46:41Speaker 01

  Something my mom would say. Fucking idiot.

• 46:47Speaker 01

  Huge maggots, that ain't fit for human consumption.

• 46:50H. Foley?

  Everybody there eating worms.

• 46:54Speaker 01

  That's a, that's a big Denise thing too.

• 46:56H. Foley?

  Why do I-

• 46:56Speaker 01

  Doing the, gagging them-

• 47:01H. Foley?

  Korean food?

• 47:02Speaker 01

  No. A goddamn patriot.

• 47:04H. Foley?

  You strike, you strike, you strike me as the kinda family that, you probably didn't eat french fries after 9/11 and shit like that.

• 47:10Speaker 01

  Freedom fries. Goddamn American.

• 47:13H. Foley?

  Dumping out the wine and shit.

• 47:15Speaker 01

  No, we, I mean, we didn't do that, uh, at the time, Nisi was drinking Sutter Home, which is an American beverage.

• 47:24Speaker 01

  I was always good for breast cancer, too.

• 47:26H. Foley?

  What?

• 47:27Speaker 01

  They were always doing some breast cancer, Sutter Home, the White Zinfandel Sutter Home.

• 47:30H. Foley?

  Cause it's pink.

• 47:31Speaker 01

  I guess so.

• 47:32H. Foley?

  They never got a dime of that money.

• 47:33Speaker 01

  I remember that's when they switched back to, they would do these small boxes of wine, these small pink boxes.

• 47:38H. Foley?

  Box wine became huge.

• 47:41Speaker 01

  I remember then, they would just sit there, each one, they'd have my, she'd have one and my stepdad would have one, cause they were like mini boxes. And they were, I can put them down.

• 47:52H. Foley?

  That box wine was huge.

• 47:54Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 47:54H. Foley?

  They loved, that's like the party ball of the mid 2000s.

• 47:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:57H. Foley?

  Of course, like, party ball.

• 47:59Speaker 01

  Um.

• 48:02H. Foley?

  Matter of seltzer.

• 48:02Speaker 01

  Guy who always wants to be the guy with the drink.

• 48:05H. Foley?

  Matter of seltzer.

• 48:06Speaker 01

  Empty.

• 48:07H. Foley?

  And I'm getting accused of drinking without it.

• 48:09Speaker 01

  What?

• 48:10H. Foley?

  Yeah, people are saying that I'm drinking when I don't have anything in there.

• 48:13Speaker 01

  You do that.

• 48:19Speaker 01

  I'm gonna ice cube.

• 48:23H. Foley?

  I don't need this shit.

• 48:24Speaker 01

  Uh, this one's just funny, this is from all the toast, $10 hard stuff, ever eat powder out of a Crystal Light packet? It's the closest I've ever come to hard drugs. I get that, that'll make you blink and then blink again, dawg.

• 48:37H. Foley?

  Crystal Light, no, but for a while I was taking lemon and dipping it in sugar and crushing it.

• 48:42Speaker 01

  The baby likes lemons.

• 48:44H. Foley?

  The baby likes lemons?

• 48:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:46H. Foley?

  Now that's an odd duck right there.

• 48:48Speaker 01

  I'm an odd guy.

• 48:49H. Foley?

  He's into lemons.

• 48:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:51H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 48:53Speaker 01

  He's just chewing a lemon. I think they did, look that up, they liked that. No, like the, I'll like bite it and he doesn't like it and it's like, it goes back into it.

• 49:00H. Foley?

  Really has a sour skittle. Those things are fucking great.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 49:04H. Foley?

  I love them.

• 49:05Speaker 01

  They're for babies.

• 49:06H. Foley?

  Yeah, see? Lemon, no shit.

• 49:08Speaker 01

  They like the intense sour and tart flavor.

• 49:11H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 49:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:12H. Foley?

  Huh, I liked mussels when I was a baby.

• 49:15Speaker 01

  Helps expand their palate and prevents picky eating.

• 49:18H. Foley?

  Woo, there you go.

• 49:20Speaker 01

  I don't care how many lemons he has, he ain't gonna have that cheese plate I had. Ain't gonna like that. It is like he, yeah.

• 49:27H. Foley?

  He don't seem picky, right? Anything you give him, he don't like?

• 49:31Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  No, not, I mean, he wasn't huge, I mean, their palate is developing, so it's not like a not like it, like, he wasn't big on eggs for a minute. Turned the corner on them. Uh, yeah, no, he'll like eat anything for the most, it's mostly like if he's hungry or not. When we were over in Germany, eh, his, uh, my wife's mom made him some sort of porridge or something in the morning, he wasn't fucking, he wasn't having that. I had to put some fucking, you know, goldfish or something, crush up some crackers in there, put it in.

• 50:05H. Foley?

  Yeah, I couldn't imagine.

• 50:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, but he-

• 50:08H. Foley?

  Some turn of the century German porridge?

• 50:10Speaker 01

  No, it was, yeah, I don't know, I guess maybe the-

• 50:12H. Foley?

  What are these, rocks?

• 50:14Speaker 01

  Sand dust, um, but yeah, no, he'll eat pretty much anything.

• 50:19H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 50:19Speaker 01

  Only thing you give him. It's all in these, I mean, a lot of it's in the, you know, the pouches on the go.

• 50:26H. Foley?

  A lot of adults eat those. Who the fuck were we talking to that had them?

• 50:28Speaker 01

  O'Connor.

• 50:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 50:29Speaker 01

  He does like the juice boxes. Uh, but dude, dude, it's like fucking turkey bolognese with fucking, they're like chef-

• 50:37H. Foley?

  What do you mean, in the pouch?

• 50:38Speaker 01

  In the pouches.

• 50:39H. Foley?

  Wait, is it baby food?

• 50:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:42H. Foley?

  Oh. So it's mushed up turkey, like turkey dinner?

• 50:46Speaker 01

  Turkey dinner, yeah, mushed up turkey dinner, I like that.

• 50:50H. Foley?

  Why don't you just give him the turkey?

• 50:52Speaker 01

  Who the fuck, I got time to make a turkey? What are you talking about, dickhead? Time to make a, six hours to make a turkey so my baby can call me a dickhead? You just, you just yell that out, I'm raising my, why don't you make him a tur, why don't you give him turkey?

• 51:05H. Foley?

  I thought, baby food should be sweet.

• 51:09Speaker 01

  It's all, dude, look at, look at the pouch, find the pouches, it's all fucking-

• 51:13H. Foley?

  Is it real turkey?

• 51:15Speaker 01

  What?

• 51:16H. Foley?

  Huh? Is it real turkey?

• 51:19Speaker 01

  Turkey flavored.

• 51:21Speaker 01

  That's where my concentrate.

• 51:23H. Foley?

  Turkey with an E?

• 51:24Speaker 01

  Um-

• 51:25H. Foley?

  What?

• 51:27Speaker 01

  There's this one that's, yeah, those. Turkey bolognese, right there. Look at the-

• 51:31H. Foley?

  Turkey bolognese, that's spaghetti.

• 51:33Speaker 01

  Serenity Kids. Look at all those flavors. Wild caught salmon.

• 51:38H. Foley?

  What are you talking about?

• 51:40Speaker 01

  With butternut squash and beets. Free range pork with green bean and sweet potato.

• 51:46H. Foley?

  Luke, back me up on this, will ya?

• 51:48Speaker 01

  Grass-fed bison with kombucha and a little bit of tequila.

• 51:54H. Foley?

  Ninety-three bucks? How many are you getting?

• 51:57Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, a lot.

• 52:00Speaker 02

  It's too close to dog food.

• 52:01H. Foley?

  It's so, it's so close to cat food, it's crazy. Wild caught salmon. Now, can you see the fibers of the meat in there, or is it just pure mush?

• 52:10Speaker 01

  It's a mush.

• 52:12H. Foley?

  That ain't, that ain't, that ain't using real stuff.

• 52:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, they are.

• 52:15H. Foley?

  You think so?

• 52:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude. Unless like black, unless you just stole the black water or something, they go in and they fucking, next thing you know, you're eating goldfish fucking chicken salad.

• 52:28H. Foley?

  Can you eat goldfish?

• 52:29Speaker 01

  I'm sure you could probably get a nice, steak will be small, but yeah, I'm sure you could get a filet off it. Um, um, yes. Uh, let's see here, this one's from Tommy Heglin. Yo, this is, this is Tommy Heglin. The Heglins. The Heglins are eight. The Heglins fight dirty. They're the house down the street where-

• 52:52H. Foley?

  Over by the Heglin's house.

• 52:54Speaker 01

  Well, you know Tammy and Bobby Heglin?

• 52:56H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:56Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. Well, their, their youngest, Tommy, he's a fighter.

• 53:01H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 53:01Speaker 01

  He's a tough kid, tough kid, tough as nails.

• 53:05H. Foley?

  He's driving that car down the street, it's all lamb.

• 53:08Speaker 01

  That is one thing that I-

• 53:10H. Foley?

  Tommy Heglin. Shout out to Tommy Heglin, I like it.

• 53:13Speaker 01

  My family is, dude, there was this thing of, of identifies what shore point you go to. And it was like Avalon, you do whatever. Atlantic City, you do this. Dude, Sea Isle was-

• 53:28Speaker 01

  You work in construction and no less than six of your cousins are you meeting on the beach that day? And I was like, holy shit, cuz there's like fifteen to twenty of us on the beach. Um, but that's what all, everybody, you hear my family talk about. Well, you know, you know the Hegelins?

• 53:49H. Foley?

  I know the Hegelins.

• 53:50Speaker 01

  You know, and then they go, Jimmy Hegelin? Nah, I think it was, and it's like, it's always about how good of an athlete they were or how tough they were. That's the only, that's the only two things they're talking, kid was a great basketball player.

• 54:03H. Foley?

  Or some sort of youth problems.

• 54:07Speaker 01

  That's, that's why he's not a basketball player anymore.

• 54:09H. Foley?

  Son's not doing great.

• 54:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, a problem, problem. That's what we always said, a lot of problems.

• 54:16Speaker 01

  Nah, I just.

• 54:16H. Foley?

  He's all fucked up on perks, we talking problems.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  Hey, coke head.

• 54:21H. Foley?

  Long division's a problem. I like the yak. Holy kid likes the yak.

• 54:26Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm, um, this is from Tommy Heglin, dude, the Hegelins. They gotta be from northeast Philly.

• 54:31H. Foley?

  Tommy, hit us up.

• 54:33Speaker 01

  Ever bragged that your internal clock is so good that you know what time it is without a watch?

• 54:38H. Foley?

  What are you, Kramer?

• 54:38Speaker 01

  That's crazy, dude. That's a great one. That's up there with like, uh, you know.

• 54:45H. Foley?

  Your knee when it rains?

• 54:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, or like I, my legs don't get cold, like that kinda thing, you know what I mean? Like some weird superhuman strength that you think you have that you.

• 54:54H. Foley?

  Cold don't bother me. Cold don't bother, ain't that, cold don't bother me.

• 54:59Speaker 01

  Ah, that's fucking great, dude.

• 55:01H. Foley?

  Very Hegelin thing to say.

• 55:02Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm, yo.

• 55:03H. Foley?

  Yo.

• 55:04Speaker 01

  The Hegelins. Damian Bobby Heglin?

• 55:08H. Foley?

  It's four o'clock.

• 55:09Speaker 01

  The Cligits?

• 55:10H. Foley?

  The Cligits?

• 55:13H. Foley?

  Head out to the Cligits?

• 55:14Speaker 01

  I'll probably see the Cligits this summer very soon.

• 55:16H. Foley?

  Is that right?

• 55:16Speaker 01

  Go down to shore, we go to Alfie's.

• 55:18H. Foley?

  Cligits probably like to split an appetizer, don't they?

• 55:21Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 55:22H. Foley?

  Split naps.

• 55:24Speaker 01

  I would, dude, I would love if my mom would let me just to go, like, if I could get her phone book from like two thousand three.

• 55:32H. Foley?

  Cligits to Garrity's.

• 55:33Speaker 01

  And just go through the names, dude. Corcorans.

• 55:37H. Foley?

  Corcorans?

• 55:38Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 55:38H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 55:39Speaker 01

  So many of them. Um, let's see here, this was from Hugh Jass, that's pretty good, I didn't notice that. Ten dollar homie, never have one read. You ever have a cousin or family member you were forced to hang out with that kinda scares you? I had a goth cousin with ICP and horror movie posters in his room that I had to hang with scared the shit out of him.

• 56:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, those people that I uh, that my mom sent me to when her mom was dying. They're sweet people. The Lippards, shout out to the Lippards. But, I was little and the one son was into like Pink Floyd and shit like that. And I didn't understand what that shit was. I just knew he wore black band t-shirts that scared me. And they had like a fort in the woods.

• 56:25Speaker 01

  Oh, devil worshippers.

• 56:27H. Foley?

  Nah, it was like fireworks and dirt bikes and all that kinda stuff. And I was just too young for it. And I didn't like it. They were the kinda woods when you walked out there, it was, you know, it was colder and darker than in the sunlight. Yeah, I didn't like it.

• 56:41Speaker 01

  Lot of worms around.

• 56:43H. Foley?

  Couple of nudie mags that I wasn't ready for. I was like, what the fuck's going on? I don't like it. Yeah, he's scary. Probably a sweet kid.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  Mine was uh, my mom's friend, uh, single mom, a son who was like Danny's age and then a girl was my age. So they would go out, right? Like, oh, you're gonna go like, they would drop us off at, they dropped us off at her house. Then my mom and her went out for like dinner or something like that. And we were, all, all the kids stayed at the house. And I remember this kid was-

• 57:17H. Foley?

  That could be great. That was, sometimes that was great.

• 57:19Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, when it was like our crew, like it was like, you know, like our tight circle of friends, it was like, there was a crew where it was like, I was friends with the younger sons, Danny was friends with the oldest boy, like they met at the soccer field and then we became boys. When we were like five and now we're like 10. Our dads became drinking buddies. Everybody would go, oh, we're going out to dinner, we're just gonna drop the four family's kids all at this house. Then all the parents are gonna go and it would just be like chaos. That's when it was fucking awesome. Shout out to the Egans. The Hecklins. The Hecklins. Uh, but this kid, he had a, dude, I remember black light was cool. This kid had a strobe light in his room and he put the foo-

• 58:04H. Foley?

  You're seasoning up.

• 58:05Speaker 01

  Dude, he put the-

• 58:06H. Foley?

  You gotta hit what it tastes or you're like-

• 58:08Speaker 01

  He put the foo fighters on. It might as well have been Manson. He might as well have been playing Pink Floyd backwards, dude. It scared.

• 58:18Speaker 01

  And he was like, not moshing, but like, doing this and like, cause it was in the strobe light, it was like the fragment, it's, I remember being like, "Mom, fucking", this is pretty selfish, he couldn't get a hold of his thumb, bro, he was probably out there drinking White Simpson though. I was so scared. Well, what the fuck? It's like a haunted house. Fucking kid.

• 58:45Speaker 01

  Danny was, Danny wasn't there and it was just like, it was a kind of-

• 58:48H. Foley?

  You got no backup?

• 58:49Speaker 01

  Aw, nothing. "Nobody checking my six". It was so scary.

• 58:55H. Foley?

  Aw, fuck.

• 58:57Speaker 01

  And he had like a Stone Temple Pilots shirt on and like, that was, that might as well been the devil music to me, I didn't know nothing about that.

• 59:03H. Foley?

  That Scott Wilder was a freak, dog.

• 59:07H. Foley?

  There's a flip side to that, which we got a lot, cause my older cousin Kelly, she's about five, six years older than me, and all the girls in like, the family circle,

• 59:16Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:16H. Foley?

  You know, like the other families that we were all friends with. Everyone's pretty and they're fucking cool and they fucking know what's going on, they all smell good, fucking, it was awesome. We'd get stuck over there on a Friday night, all the parents go out, woo, hang out at the Wilson's. That only happened like, once or twice where I got to hang out there, cause then they moved. But their old house was awesome.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  That's how bad they wanted to get away from you? Holy shit, this kid knows where we live.

• 59:39H. Foley?

  Ah, it was great. Pizzas, fucking, yeah. Cosmos going around, magazine, cosmopile.

• 59:46Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 59:47H. Foley?

  They were cool chicks. It was a good feeling, it was a very safe, cool feeling.

• 59:51Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:52H. Foley?

  You know what I mean? I fucking beg at that boy.

• 59:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's, it was like, it's-

• 1:00:03H. Foley?

  Dude, as a little kid seeing a dude with eye makeup, like, what the fuck?

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  Dude, it was like, it was the first kid too, who like, I kinda knew but then I hadn't seen for years, and he like, grew up.

• 1:00:17H. Foley?

  Aw, that was weird.

• 1:00:18Speaker 01

  And was like, he might have been driving at the time, he was a little older than Danny, so like, even my- You know.

• 1:00:28Speaker 01

  He like, it was intimidating to Danny as well, so it was like, even like the tough guy in my, like. Dan, oh, this kid's gonna be a handful for Danny too, you know what I mean? It was, it was just like.

• 1:00:37H. Foley?

  That's fucked up. You go in there thinking how you're gonna take him in case he goes.

• 1:00:41Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, in case, I mean, then, you know, he went, he, he took a hard right down a very, very bumpy, bumpy road.

• 1:00:51H. Foley?

  Stop listening to that Foo Fighters, I'll say that.

• 1:00:55Speaker 01

  Let's just say weed is a gateway drug.

• 1:00:58H. Foley?

  The fact that the Foo Fighters scared you.

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  I didn't know.

• 1:01:01H. Foley?

  What song was it?

• 1:01:02Speaker 01

  What year did the Foo Fighters come out?

• 1:01:03H. Foley?

  Ninety-five.

• 1:01:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm ten, I'm nine?

• 1:01:08H. Foley?

  What?

• 1:01:08Speaker 01

  What do you mean what? Well, the fact that my mother left me with a fucking.

• 1:01:13H. Foley?

  Thought about it.

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  No, maybe Monkey Ranch or something, I didn't know.

• 1:01:20Speaker 01

  I think it was Everlong. Was that off that first album? Nah, uh, no.

• 1:01:27Speaker 01

  I, dude, I remember him jumping off the dresser, onto the bed in the strobe light. And like slowly moved to, and like, I was, I was like, I was like, guy, we gotta turn the lights on and call the cops.

• 1:01:45Speaker 01

  Buddy, I don't listen. You seem like you got a lot going on.

• 1:01:49H. Foley?

  Oh, that says what Boy Meets World, get my head on straight.

• 1:01:52Speaker 01

  Oh, nah, this is a rancher. This is a one-level house.

• 1:02:00H. Foley?

  Nowhere to run.

• 1:02:00Speaker 01

  Uh-huh, and it had that old carpet that was like, super plush, you know what I mean? Oh, I didn't fucking like anything about this joint. And it was in like, it was in a part of the town that I didn't know that well, you know what I mean?

• 1:02:17H. Foley?

  Man, you had some anxiety. You're trying to figure out an escape plan, how to beat this kid up.

• 1:02:22Speaker 01

  Well, why would I not have anxiety? I got left with this kid that I haven't seen in ten years, you know?

• 1:02:29H. Foley?

  You said you were nine.

• 1:02:31Speaker 01

  He, well, he used to be my neighbor. Then there was like a divorce and stuff and they split town.

• 1:02:37H. Foley?

  Oh, man, she left you with him? That's crazy.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, he was, he-

• 1:02:45H. Foley?

  Wanna see a dead cat?

• 1:02:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, that kinda kid. You know what I mean? And he would always tell you stories about his dad and you're like, "Yeah, well, and I'm with my dad. His dad and his uncle lived together or something." It was like...

• 1:02:58Speaker 01

  This kid, this kid ended up like so bad. Like, the worst. The worst you could be without dying. Genuinely, like, that bad. Danny saw him, Danny saw him at a Wawa on Aramingo Avenue, and he asked Danny for change.

• 1:03:12H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 1:03:12Speaker 01

  Yeah. And Danny's like, "Yo, what's up?"

• 1:03:14H. Foley?

  Still got that strobe light?

• 1:03:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, Foo Fighters now. And Danny's like, "Yo, what's up dude, it's me." And he was just like...

• 1:03:24Speaker 01

  Boot scootin' boogie. Fucking zombie. Yeah, guy, guy-

• 1:03:30H. Foley?

  Monkey wrench, monkey wrench.

• 1:03:32Speaker 01

  You start running away.

• 1:03:33H. Foley?

  It's a grown man.

• 1:03:34Speaker 01

  Gives me a wedgie.

• 1:03:38Speaker 01

  Uh, we gotta wrap it up, gang.

• 1:03:40H. Foley?

  What a fun one.

• 1:03:40Speaker 01

  What a fun one, is the big man said.

• 1:03:42H. Foley?

  Yeah, good ol' family episode.

• 1:03:45Speaker 01

  Really trying to sell it at the end. You guys had a good time, right? Thought you were friends. Remember how much fun we had, gang?

• 1:03:51H. Foley?

  Gang, we'll see you in Cleveland, we'll see you in Pittsburgh, we'll see you in Denver. We love ya, and we'll see you next week. Peace.