Matt McCusker & Bobby Gump are Twin Flames

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• 0:59Speaker 01

  Be the Helix here for your sleep. Baby, watch your sleep, babe. Hey, Helix. For your sleep. Helix.

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Helix, man, I, my sleep has improved dramatically since I've been sleeping on a Helix mattress. Um, improvements, A-OK, number one. Has your Helix mattress upgraded your bedroom home? Yes, it has. Every room in my house is elevated to a beautiful, comfortable sleeping place. For one, human beings and other, um, living beings can sleep on, you know? Um, you can personalize it, can you not?

• 1:32Speaker 03

  You can. So for instance, me, like, I'm a hot sleeper, but I also like to sleep on my side. So I got matched with a Helix Midnight mattress. And then I'm like, you know what? I wanna, I wanna upgrade a little bit, and I got the luxe version of that. So I sleep like a baby.

• 1:45Speaker 04

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• 2:02Speaker 00

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• 2:43Speaker 05

  That was awesome.

• 2:43Speaker 00

  Sit there. No, no, no, sit there, sit there. I want you to hear this.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  No, I already know what you said. I don't want to get outshot by him.

• 2:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's too late.

• 2:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, play, play. Matt, you put the microphone close to your... Yes.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm not going to take a keyboard seat, man.

• 3:00Speaker 00

  No, no, no, just for a little bit. So you can talk.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't feel right about this.

• 3:05Speaker 05

  Bobby doesn't know what to do with his hands now.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  Look at this, same pedal, actually.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I just say? It's beautiful.

• 3:25Speaker 00

  He wants to challenge.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not challenging. It's beautiful, Matt, Matt.

• 3:29Speaker 05

  Okay, alright.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  When a white guy tries to challenge me at piano, I get really offended.

• 3:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like, well, you're gonna pull out an apicus and go quick?

• 3:38Speaker 00

  Wait, who?

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  You're back in there, man.

• 3:43Speaker 05

  Alright, piano off. Let's see it.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  Dueling pianos?

• 3:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  That's the only song I have. You have warm ears, too. Why is this so warm?

• 3:53Speaker 00

  My Irish face.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 3:55Speaker 00

  Warm ears.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your ears are so... White people's ears are so warm. That's an observation that people don't really talk about. No, you're right. Warm noses, warm ears. True. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My ears are hot right now. Cold dick, though.

• 4:07Speaker 05

  Warm hearts.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  You have a cold dick.

• 4:09Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  I have a freezing cold. My dick's like a dog's nose. Is it translucent like a Vietnamese spring roll? Yeah, exactly. I can see the veins and everything, all the workings? Did you ever have like the grow a frog? What's that? We had this thing in grade school where like they genetically engineered these frogs to be clear so you could see their innards. Oh, wow.

• 4:27Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Whoa. Were they real alive frogs? They were alive, they were just like mutants. Wow. You could see all of it, huh? Yeah, you could see.

• 4:36Speaker 05

  It's like a spring roll but for a frog.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, yeah.

• 4:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was, yeah. Can you see the pancreas?

• 4:42Speaker 06

  I bet you could, I don't, frogs have, I'm sure, yeah.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:47Speaker 06

  But yeah.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  Do they have bones?

• 4:49Speaker 06

  Hmm?

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, frogs have bones.

• 4:51Speaker 06

  They have bones.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do salamanders have bones?

• 4:55Speaker 06

  For sure, they have bones.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:56Speaker 06

  Snakes have bones.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but your penis doesn't have a bone, it's just blood, right?

• 5:00Speaker 06

  I think mine has a bone.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 5:02Speaker 06

  I think.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Like a little chicken bone?

• 5:04Speaker 06

  A little chicken.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:06Speaker 06

  It's a feeble bone, it is, it can break.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a, I have a, um, a fish rib.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  It's a sliver. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It could break so easily. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just blood though that shoots up in there, right?

• 5:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, it is.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not a scientist.

• 5:22Speaker 06

  That's why I've said before, like, I don't even care about penis size, it's just fucking blood.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:26Speaker 06

  Nothing to be boastful about, it's not even a real thing, it's a fleeting.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  It's a fleeting.

• 5:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, you have just more blood in your penis, who cares?

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Good day, sir, you know, yeah, yeah.

• 5:35Speaker 06

  I'm saying, it's not like a thing, if it was like, like that all the time, I'd be like, I'll tip my hat, you have a huge dick all the time.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 5:40Speaker 06

  But it's just.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:41Speaker 06

  You know what I mean?

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  But I do go to the spa, you know, four times a week, and late night, I don't know why, but there's a lot of black guys there. Right? And I tip my hat to them.

• 5:50Speaker 06

  You tip your hat?

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  I go, "Good day, sir."

• 5:53Speaker 00

  If you wear a hat, you're naked but with a hat.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wear my top hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, "Good day, sir."

• 5:57Speaker 06

  What, are you in like a steam room?

• 5:58Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you know, I, I've realized there's certain races that they don't, like, I go free ball. Like, if you and I went to.

• 6:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  A spa, and I go, "Matt, would you go free ball? Would you free ball it?"

• 6:13Speaker 06

  Uh, I might, yeah, I mean, I'm getting up there, I'll be.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, getting up there?

• 6:16Speaker 06

  I'm, I'll be 40 this year, I'll, I should, I would do that with you, before I probably wouldn't, but now that I'm.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Why, what, what, because, let me ask you, why before not?

• 6:23Speaker 06

  I was just a boy, you know, I, I don't know, I would be scared, but now it's like, we're just two men hanging.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, but I'm not jonesing on your dick.

• 6:29Speaker 06

  I'm not saying you are.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  You're like, uh.

• 6:32Speaker 06

  It's not a you thing, it's not a you thing, it's a me thing, I just be.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 6:34Speaker 06

  I was insecure.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:35Speaker 00

  Bobby's not tipping his hat to me, fuck.

• 6:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm not getting a hat tip, I know that already, but. I have, yeah, I have a tiny flaccy penis.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  I, I would do this. My lady.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I would do a skirt thing, I go, my lady to your dick.

• 6:50Speaker 06

  In the steam, I might get some, in the steam, that could be, that's like your best dick, I think, in the steam.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:54Speaker 06

  You know what I mean?

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:55Speaker 05

  Why?

• 6:56Speaker 06

  Cause it's hot and humid.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:58Speaker 06

  It's not cold and frig, you know what I mean?

• 7:00Speaker 05

  So do you get boners in the steam room?

• 7:02Speaker 06

  Uh, not boners, no.

• 7:04Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 7:04Speaker 06

  But like a decent flaccid state, right?

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  I try to get, I honestly, I try to get half hard.

• 7:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, you do, obviously.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:11Speaker 05

  Why do you try to get half?

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  Because when it's like, you know what I mean, when it's sleeping dude, it like, it's, it's like, it's a dead thing.

• 7:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:18Speaker 05

  So it's not, it's not like you're-

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  It's like a button.

• 7:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want a button in there, dude.

• 7:23Speaker 05

  So you're not horny, you just wanna be like masculine with other dudes?

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I just come in there with half hard, I'm like, yeah.

• 7:29Speaker 06

  You don't think everyone-

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  The stereotype's not real!

• 7:32Speaker 06

  He wants to change hearts and minds.

• 7:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do, I do.

• 7:35Speaker 06

  My god, Bob Lee's half hard, what the fuck?

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:38Speaker 06

  Uh, you wanna be big, yeah, you wanna be big for the guys.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna be big for the guys.

• 7:41Speaker 06

  Like, girls get cute for each other, guys wanna be big for the guys.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:44Speaker 05

  I don't get my nipples hard when I go in a steam room.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  You should, you should. They're judging you, lady.

• 7:49Speaker 05

  Really?

• 7:50Speaker 06

  More girlfriends.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:52Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  I mean, have you gone to a straight steam room with your girlfriends and gotten naked?

• 7:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:57Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  And do you put, you do a little hat tip, or?

• 8:01Speaker 05

  No, we don't really hat tip, we just like, just plop them out.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 8:04Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 8:05Speaker 05

  Oh, I don't plop, but other people plop.

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It'd be interesting to go to a steam room with other female comics.

• 8:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Can you expound, like, what, what would you do?

• 8:19Speaker 05

  I like to spit.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Cause it wouldn't be sexual, it would be, I think it would be a riot.

• 8:24Speaker 05

  I don't-

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 8:25Speaker 06

  Required.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Like Whitney, your areolas are so big.

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, I didn't know you had a, look at that bush, Fortune!

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but none of the sexual-

• 8:37Speaker 06

  Put him in a big friendly headlock?

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:40Speaker 06

  No older brother headlock?

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Ah, damn, bastard! Grow, grow up, bastard!

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, uh, wouldn't be fun, that wouldn't be fun?

• 8:53Speaker 06

  That would be a blast.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Jessica Carson in there?

• 8:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, she would probably do some like, the character in there, you know?

• 8:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good time.

• 9:00Speaker 06

  Give him a massage and be like, you got a boyfriend or whatever?

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever seen Shane's?

• 9:06Speaker 06

  Shane's penis? Yeah, for sure.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  How?

• 9:12Speaker 06

  Palling around, you know what I mean?

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:13Speaker 06

  Just being bros.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:15Speaker 06

  Just getting flashed by your bro.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:17Speaker 05

  Do you guys do that a lot?

• 9:19Speaker 06

  Good amount.

• 9:19Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, uh, there was a video that Andrew sent me and I go, delete it. I, I don't advise you to show, I can't show Jules.

• 9:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, okay.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:28Speaker 06

  Why not?

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Cause she's like my daughter. Yeah, but, um.

• 9:31Speaker 05

  I guess I'm, I, you can show.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  I could, I could show you though.

• 9:34Speaker 06

  Appreciate that.

• 9:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  You wanna see it?

• 9:38Speaker 05

  I don't really.

• 9:38Speaker 06

  I'll check it out.

• 9:41Speaker 00

  Can you describe to the audience what this is, Bobby?

• 9:43Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, it's Bobby's penis, that's dude.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:45Speaker 06

  Slapping that thing around, I think like a fish out of water.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  When you're with the boys, you do stuff like that.

• 9:50Speaker 05

  So, is it like every hour that you're doing it, or is it just like when the times are right?

• 9:54Speaker 06

  No, it's seasonal, like Martin Luther King Day or something.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:58Speaker 00

  Seasonal?

• 9:58Speaker 06

  It's a holiday.

• 9:58Speaker 00

  Annually?

• 9:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's an annual holiday.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's just like when the times are right, man. Get out of the shower, it's just like, you know.

• 10:04Speaker 06

  It's instinctual.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  It, it is, you're right. You're absolutely right, you can't put, you know.

• 10:08Speaker 07

  Would you guys shower together?

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 10:11Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 10:11Speaker 07

  Why not?

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, what kind of shower?

• 10:13Speaker 06

  Prison, yeah.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:14Speaker 07

  No, just like, oh, I gotta shower, just come with me.

• 10:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Girls do that, right?

• 10:18Speaker 05

  Like boys, just boys being boys.

• 10:20Speaker 06

  No, that's, you draw the line there.

• 10:22Speaker 07

  Why?

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  There's, it showers aren't big enough, you know, you'd be.

• 10:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  Against each other.

• 10:26Speaker 05

  How about if it was a big shower though, you're like, we could easily get two dudes in there.

• 10:29Speaker 06

  Only if you play sports first.

• 10:31Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  I'd have to, I'd have to leave it out on the field. Otherwise, like.

• 10:35Speaker 06

  Like a bat mitten?

• 10:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bat mitten, yeah, I would.

• 10:39Speaker 06

  Five minutes of pickleball?

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, that would, yeah, go ahead.

• 10:44Speaker 05

  I was gonna say, but how about if you lost that game? Can you also be naked in the shower with your best friend?

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  If I lost?

• 10:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's fine, for sure. Yeah, yeah, what's the difference?

• 10:52Speaker 05

  It was like a top bottom energy.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  I think it's because I can't, like, if Matt and I took a shower together.

• 10:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  We couldn't touch.

• 10:59Speaker 06

  No.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, there could be no touch, even of elbows.

• 11:03Speaker 06

  No.

• 11:03Speaker 00

  What about passing, like, the soap or the shampoo?

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, we'd have our own, I'd have my own body wash.

• 11:08Speaker 06

  Own stuff, for sure. I'd have a little, I'd have a little carry.

• 11:11Speaker 05

  Like a basket.

• 11:12Speaker 00

  And are you cleaning facing each other, or like butts touching facing the other way?

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  Butts touching.

• 11:17Speaker 05

  You can't eye contact.

• 11:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, it's, it's Bobby Gump.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:21Speaker 06

  Back to back.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Although, would you do this?

• 11:24Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Can, cuz I can't, cuz I have short arms. You don't have the little T-Rex arms, right? I can't reach my back. Would you scrub a little?

• 11:31Speaker 06

  I'd hook you up, yeah. I, I have actually kind of short arms too.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:35Speaker 06

  I have a little kind of a tending going on in my elbows.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:37Speaker 06

  I actually have a hard time.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would scrub very neatly.

• 11:40Speaker 06

  Thank you, I appreciate that.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  And I would even go, is this good? Oh, so, no, no, what I would say is, no, is pressure, is the pressure good?

• 11:48Speaker 05

  But the way he said it was like, I'll hook you up, which makes it less, but if you're like, is the pressure good?

• 11:53Speaker 06

  That's, I, that's considerate.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  That's considerate. What are you talking about?

• 11:56Speaker 05

  I just, okay.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz what if he just does one little area? It's like, spread it around, dude.

• 12:01Speaker 00

  Spread it around.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Spread it, dude, I want my whole back washed. Right?

• 12:07Speaker 05

  And my weener.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 12:08Speaker 05

  What?

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  You, no, you couldn't, you wouldn't have to do my neck cuz I can reach my neck.

• 12:12Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  I would be very specific.

• 12:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, for sure.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:15Speaker 06

  As you should.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, um, if you dropped the soap, would you pick it up?

• 12:21Speaker 06

  I'd crouch. I'd crouch. I'd, I shower with my wife. I, I like crouch like prison. If I dropped the soap, she's like.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wouldn't want you to crouch in front of me.

• 12:28Speaker 06

  She plays too much, dude.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she does?

• 12:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, she'll goose me. If I bend over for the soap, I'll get goose.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 12:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. I'll like, kind of do a squat, grab it, come up.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 12:36Speaker 05

  Knees bent, right? So you're going down like, you can't just go straight leg down.

• 12:40Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 12:40Speaker 06

  What do you mean, sure, like a hinge?

• 12:42Speaker 00

  Like a bow.

• 12:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, like a bow.

• 12:43Speaker 06

  Oh, hell no, man. Then I'm exposed, that's the whole point of squatting, yeah.

• 12:46Speaker 05

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 12:46Speaker 06

  I would think I'll bow for you.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  But it's because I'm Asian.

• 12:49Speaker 00

  Oh, it's cultural.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's no soap being dropped.

• 12:53Speaker 06

  I would read, but I'm supposed to.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  I would do a frontal bow, like, ooh.

• 12:56Speaker 06

  That would be so nice. I would return it.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Would you really?

• 12:59Speaker 06

  I would, I mean, only if it's okay.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is okay.

• 13:01Speaker 06

  I might even break you off in a young S.A.O. too.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, whoa, dude.

• 13:06Speaker 06

  I'm a cultured guy.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  You're a pretty cultured guy, coming from the farmland. There are no Asians in the farmlands where you're from?

• 13:14Speaker 06

  Not a single one.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What's farmlands did you grew up in?

• 13:18Speaker 06

  Uh, it was like, really, it wasn't super rural. I grew up in Garnet Valley in Delaware County. So when I moved out there, it was kind of rural and then they built a bunch of neighborhoods out there.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but were there any, like, look at her, right here.

• 13:29Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Were there people that looked like that?

• 13:31Speaker 05

  Just one?

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Just one. And what'd you do?

• 13:34Speaker 06

  Nothing.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  What'd you do, Matt?

• 13:37Speaker 06

  Nothing. I swear to God, we were chill.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 13:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  You wouldn't say hi to that person?

• 13:41Speaker 06

  Yes, I would. They were in my class. I was a friendly little boy.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:46Speaker 06

  And I, believe it or not, I was, uh, look, I'm not tooting my own horn. I was way against my own time on race relations. As a young kid.

• 13:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:53Speaker 06

  I just, dude, I just, you know, I was just chill like that. I never had, you know?

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:58Speaker 06

  I had, I had a Mexican girlfriend in seventh grade.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, that's fucking ahead of its time.

• 14:03Speaker 06

  Talking, you know, talking 90s, man.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude.

• 14:05Speaker 05

  In Delaware, you said?

• 14:06Speaker 06

  In Delaware County, in Pennsylvania, like right next to Delaware. So I'm like, I'm not tooting my horn, you know? We all have our weaknesses, but I have.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. In terms of race, I'm absolutely flawless record.

• 14:16Speaker 06

  What, what, oh, at least.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's explore then.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, did you have a flawless record when it comes to sexual things?

• 14:29Speaker 06

  What do you mean?

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Like, like gay, the gays?

• 14:31Speaker 05

  Oh, interesting.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  What, like, I've never bullied a gay person in person, ever.

• 14:39Speaker 06

  Dude.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:41Speaker 06

  I swear to God, I was, yeah, yeah. I was nice. There was, there was a very gay kid on my bus in high school and I was very, very nice to this person.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you were?

• 14:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, very sweet.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Like in what way?

• 14:50Speaker 06

  Which is nice.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Good morning?

• 14:51Speaker 06

  No, I, yeah, I was like, good morning, how you doing? I'd be like, yo, you're looking good. I would pump him up. I'd be like.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah.

• 14:57Speaker 06

  He was blush. He was a sweet boy.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  And did he ever go, you wanna hang out?

• 14:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Over the weekend?

• 15:00Speaker 06

  And I would have beat his.

• 15:04Speaker 06

  No, I was, I was actually, I got bullied from my older brother. So like, I was a little bit of a bully in grade school. But I never, I never wanted to like, take it to a point where I was like, really hurting someone's feelings.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:15Speaker 06

  I like to tease people here and there, but if I knew someone was upset, I would stop right away.

• 15:19Speaker 05

  Who did you bully usually? Filipino? What, women?

• 15:24Speaker 06

  I didn't really, I didn't bully women.

• 15:25Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 15:26Speaker 06

  I didn't bully women. Um, it was just like, you know, I don't know, whoever appeared weak to me, I would just prey upon them and then like,

• 15:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:33Speaker 06

  You know what I mean? Like, there was one kid that cried a lot.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:36Speaker 06

  So, one year, he was a trash can for Halloween in school. So he had a trash can over his head.

• 15:41Speaker 05

  Oh, that's rough.

• 15:41Speaker 06

  So he couldn't see us coming and we just smacked him as hard as we could and knocked him over and kicked him on the ground.

• 15:46Speaker 05

  What race was he?

• 15:47Speaker 06

  He's a white boy.

• 15:48Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can do it with the white.

• 15:49Speaker 06

  We cast a little white boy. Yeah, but it was just, you know, but again, if someone was like genuinely upset, I would always be like, hey, it's all good. You know what I mean? I grew up getting, I got like stuffed in a refrigerator. My brothers used to put me in a truck tire and roll me down a hill like,

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, dude, I got my head all submerged in the toilet. I got my ass kicked when I was younger.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  I got stuck in a locker for two periods.

• 16:08Speaker 06

  No.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:09Speaker 06

  Did you really?

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:10Speaker 05

  Did you put yourself in there?

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 16:12Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, some guy just stuffed me in there.

• 16:15Speaker 06

  For real?

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for two periods, dude.

• 16:17Speaker 01

  How'd you get out?

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  How the hell did you last? You didn't scream in there? Yeah, I was screaming.

• 16:21Speaker 05

  How'd you get out? Yeah.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 16:23Speaker 05

  How'd you get out?

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  You know.

• 16:24Speaker 05

  Sneaky.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know, remember, um, Ocean's Eleven?

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Oh, you're like the Asian guy at the Bellagio.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I Ocean, I Ocean Eleven it.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  You did backflip?

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  I did flips, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? I did all kinds of stuff to get out of that. Yeah, yeah.

• 16:39Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:39Speaker 06

  No, I, I was cool, man. I, I was, I was a bit of a,

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  Would you, would you have been frie-, I don't know if we, we, we would have been friends in high school.

• 16:45Speaker 06

  I'm telling you, I was so chill. I, I know.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  No, but I'm not like, like come over and spend the night kind of like, let's do a sleepover. No, I'm not, not, not,

• 16:51Speaker 05

  Let's shower together.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, not, not shower together, but like,

• 16:54Speaker 06

  Sleepover?

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Like, as kids, you would have sleepovers, right?

• 16:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, but it all depends. Like, if you were, like, I was friends with people I went to grade school with. So if you had locked in with me in, like, first grade, we would have definitely had sleepovers. But if you came up to me, like, I didn't know you, and you came up to high school, and you're like, yo, let's have a sleepover.

• 17:09Speaker 01

  No.

• 17:10Speaker 05

  Sixteen, never met you before.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  I think our sleepovers were, we would, we'd make the fortresses.

• 17:15Speaker 06

  Oh, for sure.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:16Speaker 06

  We would've stayed up all night.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with the, with the, with sheets. Got the couches together, built a little fortress, you know what I mean?

• 17:22Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  Do little accents, hello, mate.

• 17:24Speaker 06

  That'd be fun.

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, man.

• 17:26Speaker 06

  That'd be fun.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Welcome to our kingdom.

• 17:27Speaker 06

  Parents would come in, like, keep it down in there.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are you naked?

• 17:33Speaker 06

  Get off of each other.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Picks for your mind.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  PrizePix. This episode is brought to you by PrizePix. You and I make decisions every day, but on PrizePix, being right can get you paid. Don't miss out on any of the excitement this sports season. Our PrizePix, whether you're a football fan, a basketball fan, or a fan of both like me, it's always feel good to be right.

• 18:02Speaker 03

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• 18:09Speaker 08

  You want to choose some here? We've got Steph Curry for more or less than 26.5 points.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  More, more. More, I love Steph.

• 18:16Speaker 08

  That's your guy. Okay, how about Kevin Durant for more or less than 25.5 points?

• 18:21Speaker 03

  I say more or less.

• 18:23Speaker 01

  Less.

• 18:24Speaker 08

  Less, okay. And we can finalize our lineup right now, but let's go with Scotty Barnes, more or less than 11.5 two-point attempts.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow, less.

• 18:35Speaker 03

  More.

• 18:35Speaker 08

  All right.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  More.

• 18:36Speaker 08

  More, okay, I'll go more on that one. I'll take that one and that's it.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

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• 18:55Speaker 00

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• 19:07Speaker 01

  Use BILT for your rent.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Nobody wants to pay rent, baby. If you have to, BILT makes it worth it.

• 19:16Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  BILT is revolutionizing how millions think about paying rent by rewarding their members with points and exclusive benefits around their neighborhood every single month. Like, you know, back in the day, Kalai, when we used to pay rent. It would just go into nothing.

• 19:32Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 19:33Bobby Lee?

  Right? And now, and now what do you get with Built?

• 19:35Speaker 03

  So many perks, you guys. By paying rent through Built, you can earn flexible points that can be redeemed towards hundreds of hotels and airlines, a future rent payment even, or your next Lyft ride, and so much more.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  But it doesn't stop there, baby. Built is about making your entire neighborhood more rewarding. You can dine out at your favorite local restaurants and earn additional points, get VIP treatment at certain fitness studios, and enjoy exclusive experiences just for Built members every month.

• 20:02Speaker 03

  Built is turning a monthly expense into an opportunity to earn rewards and discover the best that your neighborhood has to offer. Your rent is finally working for you.

• 20:10Speaker 00

  Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to joinbilt.com/bally. That's J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T.com/bally. Make sure you use our URL so they know we sent you. Get Built.

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  Get off of each other, yeah. I mean, as a kid, there was one kid that was a little sexual with me.

• 20:34Speaker 06

  Really?

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:35Speaker 03

  A boy?

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 20:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:38Speaker 03

  Were you into it?

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 20:39Speaker 03

  Were you into it?

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, was I into it?

• 20:41Speaker 06

  What'd you say?

• 20:41Speaker 03

  Like, did you like him too?

• 20:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't like it. But I was also like, I didn't have, I didn't know what boundaries meant. Right? So I just kind of let it happen. Yeah.

• 20:51Speaker 06

  It's actually more common than you think. I hear about that a lot.

• 20:53Speaker 03

  I think so, yeah.

• 20:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, oh.

• 20:56Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:57Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 20:58Bobby Lee?

  This is the tip.

• 20:59Speaker 06

  Oh, no.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 21:00Speaker 03

  Did you initiate that?

• 21:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 21:02Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  He'd go, mine.

• 21:03Speaker 06

  Oh, okay.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  Like that, right? Then I go, do mine. And he'd go, right?

• 21:08Speaker 06

  How old are you talking?

• 21:09Bobby Lee?

  Uh, 17.

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  Graduation.

• 21:14Speaker 03

  Yesterday.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  I think I was like 10 to like, there's a lot of weird.

• 21:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, there is.

• 21:20Bobby Lee?

  Things that I, I did it with a bunch of guys.

• 21:23Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  From.

• 21:24Speaker 03

  Okay, the plot thickens, the plot thickens a little bit here.

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  No, from 10 to 15, there was probably four guys that, yeah, yeah.

• 21:33Speaker 06

  How did, so how would that like come about? That's my thing. Like, where, what would, what would be going on to be like, would it be like, I got an idea, or like?

• 21:41Speaker 00

  Eureka!

• 21:43Speaker 06

  Hey, I know what we could do.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I got an idea. No.

• 21:47Speaker 05

  Snacks.

• 21:47Bobby Lee?

  It always involved alcohol.

• 21:50Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And then, you know, because I was a drunk early on, so it's like I would get buzzed. And then, um, I don't think I've ever initiated it, though.

• 22:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 22:02Speaker 06

  No, I, yeah, I'm saying, I don't think you did either.

• 22:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:05Speaker 06

  No, I'm saying, I really, I'm, I'm, that's it. I'm on your side.

• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was more like, you know what I mean? You know?

• 22:14Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  They pull it out, right? And you'll be drunk, and you're like, uh-uh. I'll tell you, I'll, I'll, can I, I'll defend myself real quick.

• 22:20Speaker 06

  Sure, sure.

• 22:21Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah.

• 22:21Speaker 00

  You presented this.

• 22:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:23Speaker 00

  You presented.

• 22:24Speaker 05

  Let me defend my own argument.

• 22:26Speaker 06

  I'm telling you, that kind of tomfoolery is super common.

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I like to call it, tomfoolery.

• 22:31Speaker 06

  There you go.

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you never did any tomfoolery?

• 22:33Speaker 06

  No, I, I remember when I was really little, there was a girl I knew who was peeing on the toilet, and I peed between her legs into the toilet while she was peeing.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  That's cool.

• 22:42Speaker 06

  It was awesome, actually.

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  Circosolacea.

• 22:44Speaker 06

  It's pretty funny.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that shit, dude.

• 22:47Speaker 05

  That's amazing.

• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 22:48Speaker 06

  But a lot of, a lot of the young lads would do like group beat off sessions. That was pretty common.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  Did you ever do those?

• 22:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 22:56Speaker 06

  Like, you're in a finished basement, everyone's got their own corner, you got one TV.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, so what'd it be, wha- wha- wha- what would you be watching?

• 23:04Speaker 06

  Porn, like a shit, yeah, yeah.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 23:06Speaker 06

  Or like Squiggle Vision, it could be the Spice Channel.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, I did a couple of those, too.

• 23:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, man, it happened.

• 23:11Speaker 05

  Was there ever a soggy waffle in there?

• 23:12Speaker 06

  No, that's, that's just an urban legend.

• 23:14Speaker 05

  Oh, soggy waffle never happened?

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  Explain to me soggy waffle, because I do love waffles.

• 23:19Speaker 05

  Well, I don't think you like this one.

• 23:22Speaker 05

  But you, basically, you, you come on a waffle, right?

• 23:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, well, last person to come on the waffle has to eat it. That's soggy cooking.

• 23:29Speaker 05

  Which feels crazy.

• 23:29Speaker 06

  There's an actual.

• 23:30Speaker 05

  That guy should not have to eat the waffle, when you think about it.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Let me read the definition here. A group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle, which is placed at the center of the circle.

• 23:41Speaker 06

  Naturally.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Why would it be on the side? You know what I mean?

• 23:45Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  At the corner of the room. The last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it. Thus, eating a waffle, which is soggy because of everyone's semen.

• 23:56Speaker 00

  Dad, explain that.

• 23:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, that was, I always heard of that, the soggy cooking.

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:00Speaker 06

  But yeah, I, I hear you were saying the la- yeah, but it's the last one, it's like.

• 24:03Speaker 05

  That guy should be rewarded.

• 24:05Bobby Lee?

  Unless your friend's had diabetes, wouldn't it be sweet?

• 24:07Speaker 06

  True.

• 24:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:10Speaker 06

  Although what if you just got like, kind of like jacked from doing that? Is it, I feel like, isn't like sperm like good for you?

• 24:16Speaker 05

  I've heard there's like B12 in there.

• 24:18Speaker 06

  Yep. Yeah, yeah.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  I love B12.

• 24:19Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  I need it.

• 24:24Speaker 06

  Don't you?

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  There, yeah.

• 24:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, I crave it.

• 24:26Speaker 05

  B12's good, yeah.

• 24:27Speaker 06

  I've heard, there was a study, and I swear I'm not just saying this to be crude, but there was a study saying that women who consume men's sperm, vaginally or orally, they said it like helps depression somehow. I swear to God, I'm not being crass, I'm not Oh, right, right. Trying to be tricky.

• 24:41Speaker 05

  Is that conducted by dudes?

• 24:44Speaker 06

  I mean, there had to have been dudes involved. I'm not making this up.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  BarstoolSports.com.

• 24:51Speaker 06

  B12, what does B12 do?

• 24:53Speaker 05

  Uh, B12 is good for, I think, general blood levels and energy, like hormones.

• 24:57Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 24:58Speaker 05

  So, yeah, maybe it is, um, mood.

• 24:59Speaker 06

  You know, if you do too much nitrous, you stop producing B12 naturally. Really? You do nitrous like too frequently, yeah. Yeah.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Did you do nitrous?

• 25:07Speaker 06

  I've never, no, I did it a couple times. It's not, not my thing, man. I don't understand that. Did you ever see people sit around all day and just like crack those cans and huff that shit? I, I don't understand that at all.

• 25:16Speaker 05

  What is it, what's the high? I've never done it before.

• 25:18Speaker 06

  It's pretty awesome, honestly.

• 25:21Speaker 06

  It's pretty awesome, yeah. You just get like incredibly euphoric and you're, it feels like your head just is like lifting off your shoulders for like 10 seconds and then you just...

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  We would do nitrous against a wall.

• 25:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  You suck in, right?

• 25:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  And then somebody pushes your chest, like you're gonna pass out.

• 25:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Right? And you would even double the, you know what I mean? It's like what David Carradine did, but in a sexual, you know what I mean?

• 25:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, in a fun way, yeah.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Carradine?

• 25:45Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  Did you ever do that?

• 25:46Speaker 06

  Autoerotic masturbation? Uh, no, you know what I mean? I don't really...

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  Like, what kind of rope do you use? I don't even know, you know what I mean?

• 25:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, it just seems too risky.

• 25:53Speaker 05

  Like a small, a skinny rope or a thick rope?

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be a thicker rope.

• 25:56Speaker 06

  Thick, yeah, you don't, yeah.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  You're choking yourself out.

• 25:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're gonna be like Mafioso yourself out.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:00Speaker 05

  You don't want a piece of twine.

• 26:01Speaker 06

  You want some, you want a fat leather strap, I'd imagine.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  But it's an...

• 26:07Speaker 05

  engraved with leather.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the lead singer from In Excess.

• 26:12Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Did that too.

• 26:13Speaker 06

  What the fuck was his name, Michael?

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  Hutchinson or something.

• 26:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He did. A lot of people have, man.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It must feel.

• 26:19Speaker 06

  Jeffrey Epstein?

• 26:22Speaker 05

  He really committed to that to me.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's an interesting, I mean, I wonder who the first guy to do it was?

• 26:30Speaker 06

  Who died from it?

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  No, well, even, how do you even discover that? I know, in my mind, I would never even think that if you, on the brink of no oxygen to the brain.

• 26:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  And then you're, you're, you know, I mean, climaxing.

• 26:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  It enhances the climax.

• 26:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, I, I just, yeah, guys, I mean, you're using one hand, but I'm usually tweaking my nipples so hard it climax.

• 26:52Speaker 05

  You need an extra hand.

• 26:53Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  You know what, white dudes, you know, let me tell you about white dudes.

• 26:58Speaker 05

  Oh, here we go.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  Here we go. I'm gonna tell you a little secret about white dudes, okay? I went on a couple of, I've, I've seen a couple of girls, right? That was also dating another comic, who was a white guy. And they both told me.

• 27:14Speaker 05

  Oh, I know exactly what you're doing.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  They both told me that when this person, he's a dear friend of mine too. It's, it's information, you know, you find information from, about a friend and you don't want to know it?

• 27:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  This is one of those.

• 27:26Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Where as soon as he's climaxing, he needs his nipples twisted.

• 27:30Speaker 06

  Oh, wow.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So when you said that about yourself, to me, it made the connection that that's white people shit.

• 27:37Speaker 06

  That's what, if I hear two or more, I'm like, alright, whole group.

• 27:41Speaker 06

  I do the same exact thing. I do the same.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  You don't write two or more?

• 27:46Speaker 06

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  That's the, I, I do, yeah, I, I don't like the full twist, but I'll tell you what, a gentle suckling.

• 27:53Speaker 05

  Ooh.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 27:55Speaker 06

  A lot of guys deny themselves the nipple play, but a gentle suckling as a man.

• 27:59Speaker 05

  A gentle suckling, like talking like little, like baby teeth kind of feel or?

• 28:03Speaker 06

  Not necessarily.

• 28:06Speaker 05

  I don't know, gentle suckling.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  You have to be a baby to suck.

• 28:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, not, I don't know where you're going with that.

• 28:13Speaker 05

  We need a kid.

• 28:14Speaker 06

  Yeah. No, you can't use a kid.

• 28:16Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 28:17Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 28:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Period. Could you have kids? How many?

• 28:22Speaker 06

  Two.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a masturbation zone?

• 28:24Speaker 06

  I, I've been trying not to, well, here's the thing, I've been trying not to do it in my house anymore because like, yeah, they get, they're old enough where they're gonna start wandering around at nighttime. If your kids catch you, that's gotta be, has anyone caught their parents masturbating?

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  My dad caught me masturbating.

• 28:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's how it should be.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, yeah, that's, yeah, those are the rules.

• 28:39Speaker 06

  But if you catch your dad, that would be fucked.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  That'd be fucking, no, nightmare.

• 28:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, man, I try to just save it for like when I'm out of the house.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  On the road.

• 28:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, and then I really treat myself.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, on the road, yeah, yeah.

• 28:51Speaker 06

  I, I swore it off altogether for a good like six months.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  And you did it, you?

• 28:55Speaker 06

  I was good and then, you know, just couldn't fall asleep all night.

• 29:00Speaker 06

  Back to square one right away.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  I know because, you know, what, what you guys don't realize is that release is, you feel tired.

• 29:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 29:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, we do realize that. We get that too.

• 29:12Speaker 06

  I've heard rumors about that, but I, I'm still skeptical.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I don't have the scientific data on it.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  Here's what I don't like it too, just FYI.

• 29:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay? I was making love to a woman about a month ago. And after I climax, then she started licking my neck.

• 29:31Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 29:31Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  It's like, it's over. The game's over. Leave me alone. The game is over. What are you doing? You know what I mean?

• 29:39Speaker 05

  Maybe she wants round two.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 29:41Speaker 05

  Maybe she wants round two.

• 29:42Speaker 07

  Did she climax?

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 29:44Speaker 06

  That's none of his business.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  He kisses himself. That's not my job. That's none of my business. Right?

• 29:51Speaker 05

  She's like, can you please just make me come? And you're like, it's over.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Bobby's done. Yeah, you missed it. No, what, here's the thing, lady. Is that I make sure that they do orgasm first before I get mine.

• 30:04Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  And if they can't get theirs, I don't get mine.

• 30:07Speaker 05

  Oh, that's nice.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  That's my rule.

• 30:08Speaker 06

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 30:09Speaker 06

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 30:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, man.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Right, old school.

• 30:11Speaker 05

  Old school.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:13Speaker 06

  Vibrating egg at dinner?

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, but it's like, also she knows that like, you know, I'm, I no longer have a M80, I'm M16. I have a musket.

• 30:23Speaker 05

  Is that your weener in this situation?

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when you're old, like when you're a kid, right?

• 30:28Speaker 05

  A musket, you gotta load it?

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  You can, you can unload.

• 30:30Speaker 06

  A leg pistol?

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Unload forty times, right?

• 30:33Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Right? I'm fifty-four years old, right? One shot.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  It takes twenty-four hours.

• 30:42Speaker 05

  Is that you loading the musket?

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's. Can you, how many, can you unload twice?

• 30:52Speaker 06

  Nah, I'm the same way. However, when I did swear off masturbating, when I was like five months into that, I had one episode where I was like, holy shit, I might be able to back to back.

• 31:00Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 31:00Speaker 06

  I got turned down. Wife was like, dude, you're a fucking weirdo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good on that, but.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:06Speaker 06

  I was just so proud. I was like, holy shit, I can actually, that's crazy.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe that's something.

• 31:10Speaker 06

  Nowadays, hell no.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 31:12Speaker 06

  Hell no.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  Once and that's it.

• 31:13Speaker 05

  One and done.

• 31:14Speaker 06

  Chill for a day.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Chill for twenty-four hours, a good twenty-four hours.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:19Speaker 05

  Go to the spa, get a half chub.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 31:22Speaker 06

  Hang with the guys.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  I can't even do like, if I do it at night, in the morning, it's another time. Yeah, yeah.

• 31:30Speaker 06

  It depends how I sleep, but yeah, I would, I would agree. It's kind of, yeah.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's, it's tough.

• 31:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  But you've been with your wife for how long?

• 31:37Speaker 06

  Ten years we've been together.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 31:38Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  And you still find her attractive?

• 31:40Speaker 06

  I do, man, I really do.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 31:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, we have, we have a, you know, we've been through thick and thin, but we've luckily, I mean, I, I can speak for myself. I'm very attracted to her, so.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 31:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, so.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 31:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think, I think she's attractive.

• 31:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was gonna say.

• 31:54Speaker 06

  I can't speak for her, but I think she is, you know, you know, as much as you could be.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  You're a very attractive guy.

• 31:59Speaker 06

  Thanks, man, I appreciate that. I have doubts about myself, but, you know.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 32:03Speaker 06

  Sometimes, yeah.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Like physically?

• 32:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, sometimes I get pimples on my butt.

• 32:07Speaker 05

  Oh, everyone gets those.

• 32:08Speaker 06

  Really?

• 32:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I do. I don't.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't either.

• 32:12Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 32:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you?

• 32:14Speaker 06

  Pimples on my butt?

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:15Speaker 06

  That's fucking.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  I've never gotten them, have you?

• 32:17Speaker 05

  No.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, never.

• 32:18Speaker 05

  It's like when you're working out and stuff, you get sweaty butt.

• 32:20Speaker 06

  True.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't, I don't work out.

• 32:23Speaker 06

  Also dairy gets me. Butt pimples grow. Yeah, so you know, if I'm like hitting her with a pimple butt late at night.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 32:31Speaker 06

  Tiny flaccy penis and it's, you know, it's hard to really woo her.

• 32:33Speaker 05

  Do you let her pop it?

• 32:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, she actually loves popping them. Yeah, that's the one kinda saving.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  The butt ones?

• 32:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, wherever. I don't care.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:40Speaker 05

  They scar kinda.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, you get them?

• 32:42Speaker 06

  Bringing up another insecurity of my thing.

• 32:44Speaker 05

  No, no, no.

• 32:46Speaker 06

  They do scar.

• 32:47Speaker 05

  They do scar worse.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Is a pimple butt, uh, my pimple butt, uh, is a butt pimple, is, I'm sorry, play on words.

• 32:54Speaker 00

  It's like the scars from a butt.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  Yuck.

• 32:56Speaker 06

  I'm not looking like that.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  Yuck, yuck.

• 32:58Speaker 05

  That's my picture. How'd you get that?

• 33:01Speaker 06

  What the heck, the iCloud?

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  If I see a butt like that, I'm gonna take a step back.

• 33:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, true.

• 33:06Speaker 00

  You're making him feel insecure, dude.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. I don't know. That's another white thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:12Speaker 06

  I'm usually full front.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  Two whites and now it's the whole group.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. White people get fucking, uh, p- p- p- pimple.

• 33:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, man, it happens.

• 33:22Speaker 05

  Everyone's so wild.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  It's wa- wow.

• 33:24Speaker 06

  Stinks. But I remember, I remember just now you're bringing up a memory in high school, me and all my friends were in, again, a different finished basement and we were like, it was a game where you'd run to the front of the TV, you'd show your butt and run back and it was my turn.

• 33:37Speaker 05

  You're like, we didn't do any gay shit.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

• 33:42Speaker 06

  It's literally worse than kissing the bottom of the TV.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:45Speaker 06

  But it was like, there was like, there was like, I don't know what, we're playing like some game day, whatever, video. Maybe there's music on and people just getting real silly and amped up and one guy like mooned, one guy mooned the rest of us.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:57Speaker 06

  And another guy did it. Then it became like, oh, okay, we're all gonna moon.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:00Speaker 06

  It was my turn and I gave like a real, I mean, I'm like literally half ass, kinda pulled down a little and they were like, what the fuck was that? And I'd be like, ah.

• 34:08Speaker 05

  Got butt pimples.

• 34:09Speaker 06

  Butt pimples right now, guys. I wanna show it to you guys.

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  You said that?

• 34:12Speaker 06

  I was just kinda like, I don't know. I don't remember. I remember just kinda like just getting out of it somehow.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  Listen.

• 34:16Speaker 06

  I didn't open up to them like that.

• 34:17Speaker 05

  Do you get pimples on your face though?

• 34:18Speaker 06

  No, I don't get a fucking simple pimp.

• 34:20Speaker 05

  There you go.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  No one's gonna judge your butt pimp.

• 34:23Speaker 06

  I know, but we're all doing that. It's like, I'm not gonna go, oh, Matt's was here.

• 34:27Speaker 00

  He ruined the fun.

• 34:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, I wish I knew that back then.

• 34:30Speaker 06

  He's one of those star stickers or whatever.

• 34:32Speaker 00

  Twenty stars on his head.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  It's like the universe.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  The Weber telescope. What the fuck?

• 34:41Speaker 06

  The Little Dipper.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  Neil deGrasse Tyson's there with a. Pointing out.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow. So you're talking about one or?

• 34:53Speaker 06

  There's a couple. They got a lot better, honestly.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 34:56Speaker 06

  My wife's been hyping me up.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  I'm worried about it.

• 34:58Speaker 06

  Your butt's clearing up.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, you don't want to go and accutate on your, for your ass.

• 35:02Speaker 06

  No, you don't. And I'm telling you, it's dietary. A lot of dermatologists try to push back. I'm like, it's stuff I'm eating. They're like, no, it's not.

• 35:08Speaker 05

  It has to be.

• 35:09Speaker 06

  It's like, it is, man.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  I think it is.

• 35:10Speaker 06

  It's beef, dairy, it breaks me out.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  I think it's something like that, yeah.

• 35:14Speaker 06

  Can't stop eating it.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I get acne underneath the noses a lot.

• 35:20Speaker 06

  Really?

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Have you gotten those?

• 35:21Speaker 06

  Nah, sometimes I've got.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  They're the worst pain imaginable.

• 35:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  The worst place to get acne is underneath your nose.

• 35:28Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  What do you think, Jules?

• 35:30Speaker 07

  I think mine is always under forehead.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have a lot.

• 35:32Speaker 05

  Ah.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  You really do. I wanted to mention, yeah.

• 35:36Speaker 06

  I wanted to. I didn't even notice. That's the thing about pimples. I don't notice other people's pimples at all.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:41Speaker 06

  If I have one.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if I have one, I'm like, this is crazy.

• 35:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's interesting you say that.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I like the star thing. I like when the girls have the stars on. I'm like, that's a nice way to think about it, because it kind of looks nice.

• 35:51Speaker 05

  But it's so distracting to me. I'm like, I'm only thinking about a pimple when I see a star thing.

• 35:56Speaker 06

  That's the thing. I do imagine their gross pimple underneath it.

• 35:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:59Speaker 06

  No, I don't. I don't do that.

• 36:02Speaker 05

  I do.

• 36:04Speaker 06

  I don't.

• 36:06Speaker 06

  I just let it be.

• 36:07Speaker 05

  You just let it be.

• 36:07Speaker 06

  I take them off and I kiss the pimple and I put it. Then I get my prescription from CVS.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'm dating a girl right now and she has something like sometimes a breakout and stuff. It doesn't bother me. But it is interesting that you say that we get one and we think that everybody in the world is staring at it.

• 36:24Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  It's so interesting.

• 36:26Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:26Speaker 05

  Sometimes they are, though. Do you ever see, like, you're talking to someone and then their eyes just, like, go down to your little, like, your nose pimples and then they come back up?

• 36:33Speaker 06

  Usually it's towards my bulge.

• 36:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:37Bobby Lee?

  But I've done that, I've done that to you a couple of times.

• 36:40Speaker 06

  But I feel you.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:43Speaker 05

  Totally, yeah, yeah.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Why do you think you get head pimples a lot?

• 36:47Speaker 07

  I don't know, it says, like, on Google, either you're stressed, or you're not sleeping enough.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, I don't think you sleep enough.

• 36:54Speaker 07

  Yeah, I always sleep like at 2 a.m. and then...

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  But it's bizarre sleeps too. You could sleep anywhere.

• 36:59Speaker 07

  Anywhere.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Why, why, is that Filipino style?

• 37:03Speaker 07

  I don't know. It's al- it's always been like that, but I don't know.

• 37:07Speaker 00

  Don't you guys sleep at the same time?

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I sleep in a bed.

• 37:10Speaker 07

  Well, oh, what do you mean?

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  She could sleep anywhere.

• 37:11Speaker 07

  I can sleep anywhere. Sometimes I sleep on the couch.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, on the ground.

• 37:15Speaker 07

  On the ground.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, anywhere.

• 37:16Speaker 05

  I have a Chinese niece, and she's the same way.

• 37:20Speaker 00

  Well, they're two Asians, sleep on the ground.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Two, now that's a group thing. How, how old, how old is she?

• 37:25Speaker 05

  She's four.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's a baby!

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  She's 24 years old!

• 37:31Speaker 00

  Grown adult.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Grown adult. What are you talking about? Yeah.

• 37:36Speaker 06

  Passes out in the car, yeah. I had a big tantrum.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  I had a friend in high school who could sleep standing up.

• 37:42Speaker 06

  What?

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  I had a friend that could sleep, like, if he, if he positioned himself in the corner of a room, and popped himself up, like a fucking zombie, he could literally snore and sleep like that.

• 37:52Speaker 00

  He's doing a bit, dude.

• 37:53Speaker 05

  He's doing a dark.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I'm not kidding you, dude. I, I would say his name, but he said not to mention his name ever again on the podcast.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know what I'm talking about.

• 38:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:03Speaker 06

  Oh my god.

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:04Speaker 06

  Where would you display this at?

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  It's the sleepovers.

• 38:09Speaker 05

  He's just Dracula.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 5:00 in the morning, I wake up, I look at, and it...

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 38:16Speaker 06

  He won't let you bring that up.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  He won't let me bring it up. People that could sleep anywhere. I need to be...

• 38:22Speaker 05

  That's Dracula.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be a Tempur-Pedic.

• 38:24Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  Situa- it's gotta be...

• 38:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, your pillow, your pillow has to be right. Have you ever fucked up a pillowcase?

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  Hotel? Dude, when I go to a hotel room, right, and if the pillow's not right, it ruins the weekend.

• 38:36Speaker 06

  I'm, I'm actually gonna request a better pillow. They keep them, you can ask for it.

• 38:40Speaker 05

  I bring my own.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  What kind do you like?

• 38:41Speaker 06

  I like a firm, I like a relatively firm side sleeper pillow. So I need, I need some fucking, I need some, you know.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The ones that are like a cloud.

• 38:51Speaker 06

  Fuck, bro.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  No, don't get me angry. You're getting me angry, right? Where you stick your head down and then all of a sudden you're right to the mattress.

• 39:00Speaker 06

  Dude, it's right.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  Like, what is the point of this cloud thing?

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  Some sort of optical illusion?

• 39:06Speaker 06

  It's, I, I didn't know until three years ago, you could get a different pillow than like the.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  I didn't even know that now. I know now.

• 39:12Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:12Speaker 05

  Well, it depends on the hotel, the hotel, right?

• 39:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:15Speaker 06

  The hotel I'm in right now, it's nice, but it's like the pillows are fucking trash. I dealt with it all last night. I got terrible sleep, but I'm gonna go, I'm gonna request a better pillow.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you know what I do when I go to my mom's house?

• 39:26Speaker 06

  What?

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  I go straight to fucking Walmart.

• 39:29Speaker 06

  Ah, that's a good idea.

• 39:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:30Speaker 06

  Get a memory foam.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Hims for your hair and other things.

• 39:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

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• 39:53Speaker 03

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• 41:05Speaker 06

  Get a memory foam.

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just go, like, I had to get a whole setup when I, my mom. Cause she throws that shit away. I've spent $600 on a fucking Tempur-Pedic, like, thin layer, right? Four pillows, sheets, the whole fucking thing, right?

• 41:21Speaker 05

  Every time you go to your mom's house?

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  My mom's shit smells like squid piss.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  It smells like a fucking Okinawa market. It's, it's, what is it? Quail egg? What am I smelling here? You know what I mean? It stinks. The whole house smells like a fucking, you know what I mean? Bangladesh. Yeah, like poo, squid, nothing good. You know, you go to a white person's house, you smell, um, a, a baseball glove. That's what I smell, right? I smell coffee, baseball glove, right? And then also that, what's that, um, thing, that pumpkin spice? A light hint of pumpkin spice. It's a very good smell, right? You go to my mom's house, it's like, what the fuck is this, man? I hate it.

• 42:02Speaker 05

  It's fermented.

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's, yeah, it's, it smells so bad. But then, it's so funny, after you stay in the house for like a couple of days, you get used to it.

• 42:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  But then friends, like girl, like I had, um, Khalyla spend the night there. And she's sleeping.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, Asians, Asian smells are...

• 42:24Speaker 06

  Yeah. I, I went into a, a house, where was, and they were like from Laos, I think.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, tell me about that.

• 42:30Speaker 06

  I went in and I was, there, first of all, there was just jars of fucking shit everywhere. And I walked to the counter, it was the most chaotic counter setup I've ever seen.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:38Speaker 06

  And there was just things being boiled, and I do remember being like...

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Shocked.

• 42:42Speaker 06

  Whacked by the smell, it was pretty crazy.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  We had a jar at my mom's house, like, growing up. I didn't even know what it was, no one ever opened it, right? It was the color of, it was orange bog water. And then you would tap on it, right? And a little eyeball would...

• 43:01Speaker 06

  Like eye of new.

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was crazy with the blue eyeball, blue eyeball, you know what I mean? No one ever opened it. It stayed in my house for 10 years, right? I never asked, like, what is it? You know what I mean? But it's like, it was like Asian houses.

• 43:16Speaker 05

  It's like a lava lamp.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Asians houses have a real distinct smell. You know what I mean? Yeah. What did your house smell like?

• 43:25Speaker 06

  I don't know. It's hard for me to say because it's like, it just didn't smell like anything to me.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 43:29Speaker 06

  But I feel like it was just smelled like laundry detergent. That's the thing. I always smell people's detergent. That's right. People's houses do have a distinct smell because we moved to a new house two years ago and I'm, I've like, I'm starting to smell, like I haven't broken in that house to my family smell yet because I still smell like the other fa- Everything smells like a different family.

• 43:47Speaker 05

  Oh, interesting.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 43:48Speaker 06

  I don't know. I don't think we've like, if I walk into my parents' house, I'm like, yep, this is the smell of my family.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:53Speaker 06

  I'm in this house and I'm like, this isn't us. We're still battling the smell of the previous.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  Of the previous family?

• 43:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:57Speaker 05

  It's like when you go to a charity shop and you put their old shirt on.

• 44:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

• 44:02Speaker 05

  Thrift shop, you put the shirt on.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  You wash it first, will you fucking nasty bastard?

• 44:05Speaker 05

  I see. I don't do that.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Somebody could have died in it.

• 44:08Speaker 05

  You don't wash it? No, I don't do that.

• 44:10Speaker 06

  What, if you get one from a thrift shop?

• 44:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  She doesn't wash it?

• 44:12Speaker 06

  Uh, you know what? I bought one recently. I kept, I did the same thing. I wore it right away. I can't get the fucking smell. That's another.

• 44:17Speaker 05

  White people.

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  Two white people. Yeah, we're collecting a lot. You do that too?

• 44:21Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, no. You wash, right?

• 44:23Speaker 06

  I wash.

• 44:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, washed four or five times.

• 44:25Speaker 05

  We, that's why you get butt pimples.

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  Once.

• 44:28Speaker 06

  Oh, that's why you get pimples.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  That's a butt pimples.

• 44:30Speaker 06

  You know what's funny? If I get a new shirt, I will wash that before.

• 44:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, me too.

• 44:33Speaker 06

  A new shirt, I'll wash it before.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 44:34Speaker 06

  It's like fucking factory chemicals and shit on it. I don't know.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:38Speaker 05

  It feels really like harsh.

• 44:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, exactly. But if someone's worn it or, you know.

• 44:42Speaker 05

  If a homeless guy is wearing it.

• 44:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, if a guy's died in it, I'm like, alright. I could trust it. He passed the torch, he's passing the torch.

• 44:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:49Speaker 06

  I don't know why I do that. Yeah, it's weird. If I ate a brand new shirt, I'm like, get that, put that in the wash.

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  So your house smells like a different family's house?

• 44:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what color of the family was?

• 44:58Speaker 06

  I, I, and I'm being respectful. I think I'm living in like a Jew smell. In a nice way, in a nice way. It's a good smell. It's a good smell, but I think.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  What is the smell like?

• 45:07Speaker 06

  I can't describe it. It's just.

• 45:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:09Speaker 06

  I'm, I'm guessing.

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  Like a bank?

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow. Yeah, like in a good way. In a good way, yeah, yeah. I just, I told my wife, I said, I think this, you know, we gotta take this juice smell over. Right. Gentile, I wanna get Gentile. Oh, so you, cause your wife's house. Oh, Gentile.

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  Chet's house. Because it's funny, your wife and you come from different smells. Yeah. In your house. Oh, this is gonna be good. My wife's black, my wife's black. Yes? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yes. That's what I thought you were alluding to. No, I didn't know she was black. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that was still, that was, that's not racist. Different smells, it's not at all. Everyone has, we just talked about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so you guys come from different smells. Yeah. Right?

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  Now that, now that I know she's black. Now, you gotta power through. It's sound. You gotta power through, brother. You know, right, like, you got, you know, your smell.

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, is like, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, black people have a lot of. Like a grilled chicken. Wet dog, that's. Grilled chicken, fried chicken. Yeah, that's where, that's where I was going with that. Oh, sorry, sorry. But you took the joke.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, but, no, but what I'm saying is, is that, aside from, take that before I get it.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  There's an understanding, you know what I mean? Beautiful family. Thank you. But you guys bring different smells together and it creates your own smell. Yeah. Yeah, what is the smell, do you think? You don't know, you can't tell, you can't tell. Again, it's like, it's like, you know, it's like a fish in water, I can't say, I'm in it all the time. Right. Yeah. It sounds, can I just? Yeah, you can just. Maybe like a Bobby Gump restaurant. Oh, I see, I see. I see the combination. Like a Bobby Gump. Yeah, I hear, yeah. Yeah, because of. We know why.

• 47:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, we know why. We know why.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  We know why, you said it. It's force. Oh, okay, yeah. Was friends with, you know what I mean? And together, they created the business together, right? Smells like a giant shrimp boat.

• 47:17Speaker 05

  Lieutenant Dan's there.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lieutenant Dan in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 47:23Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  What a poor death.

• 47:26Speaker 05

  Lieutenant Dan?

• 47:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know what?

• 47:28Speaker 06

  Wait, how does he die in that movie?

• 47:29Speaker 05

  I don't think he dies.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  He dies on the field.

• 47:32Speaker 06

  No, he doesn't. They bring him in, they fucking have sex with the hooker. Oh, Bubba dies.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  Bubba dies.

• 47:36Speaker 06

  I thought you said Lieutenant Dan.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 47:37Speaker 01

  Have you seen this movie?

• 47:38Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:39Speaker 07

  Bobby made me watch it.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I made him watch it. Yes, Bubba dies on Vietnam.

• 47:45Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, he, and this is how great Forrest was. He, right?

• 47:51Speaker 06

  Hmm?

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  He took his idea.

• 47:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  Made it into a gigantic business and then gave a lot of the royalties to the mom.

• 47:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember that?

• 47:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, I remember that.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What a great guy Forrest was.

• 48:01Speaker 06

  Fantastic guy. And he invented the smiley face.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he did.

• 48:05Speaker 06

  It's a great movie, man.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  You know what, dude?

• 48:07Speaker 05

  Shame about the end.

• 48:08Speaker 06

  What, Jenny dying from AIDS is what she gets?

• 48:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:11Speaker 06

  No.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  That's my favorite part.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  That character, I mean, people talked about it before.

• 48:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it.

• 48:19Speaker 06

  Uh, yeah.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  Because in many ways, I'm Forrest Gump.

• 48:22Speaker 05

  Okay. Elaborate?

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna elaborate, alright?

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll, like, I'm gonna say something, okay?

• 48:30Speaker 05

  Oh, here we go, yeah.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  And so, when I was an open mic'er, there was this girl, I'll tell you, show you the photo later. And I don't wanna say her name because you're gonna get mad. But there was a girl.

• 48:39Speaker 01

  Everyone keeps getting mad at you.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  I know, I get mad, I get, I get, yeah.

• 48:42Speaker 05

  That's why you have so many NDA's.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know! I say things, people get mad, so I don't wanna cause any mad.

• 48:48Speaker 06

  True, true.

• 48:49Speaker 05

  You got the NDA thing happening.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright, so anyway, um, there was this girl that she was hot.

• 48:56Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Right? She's hot now.

• 48:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  But back in the day, and I, for a year, tried.

• 49:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  Right? And she goes, "No, we're just friends. I'm not attracted to you."

• 49:06Speaker 06

  That sucks.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  And then a year ago, I ran back into her and she was like hitting on me.

• 49:10Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 49:10Speaker 06

  What?

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  And it's because I became who I am.

• 49:14Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I, and I'm like, what, Forrest made a mistake? He went, "Okay." You know what I mean? I didn't. I go, "Fuck you, bitch." Right?

• 49:25Speaker 05

  Did she die of AIDS?

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she died of AIDS.

• 49:28Speaker 06

  After you spit on it.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, it's the same thing. It's, it's like, you know, Forrest Tribe was in love with, and she's had sex with how many people?

• 49:37Speaker 06

  Everyone.

• 49:37Speaker 05

  It was the seventies.

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  Every, but not Forrest, ever Forrest.

• 49:42Speaker 06

  What, not?

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Until the end.

• 49:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, finally. Yeah, it's like The Fucking Notebook. I hate that movie.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:47Speaker 07

  You don't like The Notebook?

• 49:48Speaker 06

  No, it's about a girl fucking some other guy while another guy builds her a house.

• 49:53Speaker 07

  I know, but she didn't know.

• 49:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, Matt. I never paid attention. I was always fingering.

• 50:00Speaker 06

  I'd come to at the end, I'd be like, what the fuck is this?

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what's The Notebook about?

• 50:05Speaker 07

  It's just a, um, how do you explain it? It's, it's about dementia, kind of, right?

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  No, that's at the end, but the love in the beginning, what is it?

• 50:14Speaker 07

  They just met when they were young, and then this girl is really rich, and then the parents didn't approve of the guy because he was poor.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:21Speaker 07

  And then she moved away, but then they were still in love, but the mom was like, no, I don't want you with him.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 50:27Speaker 07

  And then the girl just kept writing letters to him, and also the guy, but for some reason, the girl never received any of the letters.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Because the parents hoarded the letters or whatever.

• 50:37Speaker 06

  But she married another man. She didn't follow her heart, married another man, broke this guy's heart.

• 50:43Speaker 05

  It's just like Romeo and Juliet, right?

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  And then what happens?

• 50:46Speaker 07

  They met again.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, after she gets a divorce?

• 50:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:49Speaker 07

  No, while they were still together with the other guy.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:52Speaker 06

  Years later, though. Years later.

• 50:54Speaker 07

  Because she saw that, oh, this guy built a house for me, and so she went back just to see the house.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  And she left the husband?

• 51:01Speaker 05

  Eventually, after they had a lot of sex. They were fucking a lot.

• 51:05Speaker 06

  Her and the husband, you're saying?

• 51:06Speaker 05

  No. The guy, the husband was a cuck in North Carolina.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:12Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  So she, so she saw the house.

• 51:15Speaker 07

  And then, yeah, she got wet and then was fucking.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  See, see, see, see.

• 51:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, but this is.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  See what a guy has to do?

• 51:20Speaker 06

  This is a sick and twisted fantasy. This is the thing I don't like about it. She had a whole husband, a whole life.

• 51:25Speaker 05

  A whole husband.

• 51:25Speaker 06

  And she just expected that this guy just dedicate his entire life to her, one day maybe coming back, and that's the sick and twisted part where I'm like.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  You know, I blame, I blame him.

• 51:35Speaker 06

  It's true.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  I blame him. Don't build the house.

• 51:38Speaker 06

  True, no.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, move on.

• 51:40Speaker 05

  But he was in love.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 51:41Speaker 05

  Love her.

• 51:42Speaker 06

  That's not love.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something to you ladies right now, okay? And I think, I think Matt will agree with me, okay? Right? It's more math than magic.

• 51:53Speaker 05

  I don't understand.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  And your, your little twisted mind can't even absorb that concept.

• 52:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, no math and magic.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  It's more math than magic. Okay, explain to me that concept.

• 52:07Speaker 06

  It's more about the like, the logistical inputs and the day to day flog than just kind of this infatuation, you know, and it's.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I was saying.

• 52:16Speaker 06

  I was hoping.

• 52:17Speaker 05

  I'm with you, bro.

• 52:18Speaker 06

  I like the saying though.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:19Speaker 06

  Explain the saying.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  So math is, it's like, um, it's, some people believe.

• 52:25Speaker 01

  He's the, he was created for me.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  Soulmate.

• 52:29Speaker 01

  He's my soul, my love of my life.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 52:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Magic. It's not that.

• 52:35Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  It's a numbers game. You date enough and then you'll find somebody.

• 52:39Speaker 06

  Well, now I'm against the saying.

• 52:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:43Speaker 06

  Now that I don't understand.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  There we go, Bobby, look at that.

• 52:46Speaker 05

  Life is like a box of kimchi.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:49Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 52:50Speaker 05

  Look at those shoes, those are the Frankie shoes.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 52:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  So, um, so you disagree?

• 52:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  You believe, you believe.

• 52:57Speaker 06

  It's still magic if you found the person eventually, it's still magic.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  There can be magical feelings, right? But I don't believe that, that the person you meet, God created that specific person. For me. You know what I mean? I think it was just a random chance that you met somebody.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  Right place, right time.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Right place, right time.

• 53:15Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:15Speaker 06

  I don't know, I, I'd have to, I, I kind of ascribe to more of a fateful, you know? Cause it does click, at one point it clicks and you go.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  So you don't think that, you know, I mean, aside from your wife?

• 53:24Speaker 06

  You don't believe in twin flames?

• 53:25Speaker 05

  Oh, interesting. Have you seen that? Have you seen the documentary?

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  Explain to me about twin flames. Maybe I need to be educated.

• 53:34Speaker 05

  Oh shit.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Explain to me twin flames.

• 53:36Speaker 05

  Twin flames, are we talking about the cult?

• 53:39Speaker 06

  Well, the cult was where I got it from.

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Read it, Matt, read it.

• 53:42Speaker 06

  A twin flame is a spiritual concept for a person who is considered the other half of one's soul, creating an intense and magnetic connection.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  What you're saying to me is, what you're saying to me right now is I'm one flame.

• 53:57Speaker 06

  You're half a flame.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  You have a flame.

• 53:58Speaker 06

  Half a flame. You gotta find your twin flame, you can pay someone a thousand bucks a month to find your twin.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:05Speaker 06

  The cult was crazy.

• 54:06Speaker 05

  Oh, that was crazy.

• 54:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:08Speaker 05

  Gender related, right?

• 54:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, they, they, it was all, I mean, it was a twin flame thing, so I guess, what happened? There was a bunch of girls, basically.

• 54:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, there was too many girls trying to find their twin, try and find their mate. And then the, the cult leader was like, oh, well, some of the, these girls have to be guys, basically, to like.

• 54:25Speaker 06

  Genius.

• 54:28Speaker 05

  So all of them became, like, a lot of them became trans, right?

• 54:30Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 54:31Speaker 05

  And they were just.

• 54:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's all that whole.

• 54:32Speaker 06

  So, that goes back to numbers game theory then. He's like, I got too many girls, it's all about numbers right now.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But what, then what happens, because I, I believe in God.

• 54:40Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  I really do.

• 54:41Speaker 06

  Me do.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  And I do prayers.

• 54:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  And I say, dear God, can you please find me my twin flame? I'm 54 years old.

• 54:48Speaker 00

  You say twin flame?

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  My second flame. The half flame. The half flame, that other half of the flame.

• 54:54Speaker 00

  My trans flame.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  My trans flame.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Whatever at this point.

• 54:59Speaker 05

  Just give me a fucking flame.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  Give me a flame.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pussy, no, nothing.

• 55:06Speaker 05

  Non-binary way.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  But like, I pray about it, right? I'm 54, looks like it's not gonna happen.

• 55:12Speaker 05

  I don't think he really wants.

• 55:13Speaker 07

  What if your other half is a guy, Tito Bobby?

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Dressed up as a girl, or just a straight up guy?

• 55:21Speaker 06

  That's.

• 55:22Speaker 07

  Uh, maybe.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, then I'm fucked. I'm fucked!

• 55:25Speaker 05

  Why?

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't like guys!

• 55:28Speaker 07

  But you've tried.

• 55:29Speaker 05

  Remember?

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  When I was young!

• 55:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, that doesn't count.

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, doesn't, thank you, Matt. Fuck yeah, dude, doesn't count.

• 55:34Speaker 07

  But what if it is?

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't like guys!

• 55:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, it can't be, it can't be.

• 55:37Speaker 07

  But what if God?

• 55:38Speaker 06

  And also, God wouldn't pick.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Then God doesn't ha- hates me! I'm his number one enemy! Right?

• 55:45Speaker 06

  That would be his buddy.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, what?

• 55:46Speaker 05

  That would be so mean of God.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a bastard then.

• 55:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also think it's against hi- I don't think he would do that.

• 55:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:54Speaker 06

  Doesn't God not like that?

• 55:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, isn't he against?

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he doesn't like that! He doesn't like it!

• 55:59Speaker 06

  He finds it distasteful.

• 56:00Speaker 05

  But only for you, Bobby.

• 56:03Speaker 00

  Except for Bobby. Make the straight guy have a gay flame.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, that's a fair point.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what, where's my twin flame? I might, my other half?

• 56:12Speaker 06

  Uh, you might have to go multiple lifetimes to find your twin flame. This might be all part of your journey.

• 56:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, grinder.

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• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think it's like another life? Could be. I don't know. I don't know. You know what I mean? Oh, man. That's hurtful. Well, it's, you know what, Matt? You should really, when you're with your wife and your children...

• 57:35Speaker 05

  Think of Bobby.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Think of me and how sad I am. Right? That might get round two out of me. Yeah. But no, but really be grateful for what you have, because it's like, you got it. You got what? You got what? You don't have it.

• 57:50Speaker 05

  No, I don't have it.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  We fight a lot. You got nothing. All right? Yeah, empty. Empty vessel of nothing.

• 58:02Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The flicker.

• 58:05Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Hey. You're in your 30s.

• 58:09Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 58:13Speaker 06

  Tick, tick, tick, tick. All right? So don't make fun of me.

• 58:19Speaker 06

  We're flameless.

• 58:22Speaker 06

  Okay?

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  We do fight a lot, though. That's the thing. We do argue.

• 58:24Speaker 06

  That's fun, though.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it kind of is.

• 58:26Speaker 06

  It does.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  It's sexy.

• 58:27Speaker 06

  It is. Gets the blood pumping.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:28Speaker 07

  Maybe you're bi-flame.

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 58:30Speaker 06

  I'm kind of picking up on that right now.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:35Speaker 00

  You want to take this?

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 58:36Speaker 00

  It's 16 questions.

• 58:37Speaker 07

  Am I gay?

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You be honest.

• 58:40Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  You and I will both take it.

• 58:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:42Speaker 00

  Well, we can only do one answer, so.

• 58:44Speaker 10

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• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  You want to come to a consensus?

• 59:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, we're coming to a consensus.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all right.

• 59:25Speaker 00

  Have you ever had feelings for a same-gender close friend?

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  Like, what's a feel? That's a, that's a...

• 59:29Speaker 00

  But that's, that's why they word it that way. How do you read it?

• 59:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, but if you answer yes, you're just like, yes, you're gay.

• 59:36Speaker 00

  So let's read the options. The options are, I think so, that's why I'm taking the quiz. Wait, there's a difference between friendship and a crush? Don't think so, but we're so close, people joke that we're dating. Nope, we're just friends.

• 59:46Speaker 06

  I would say don't think so, but people, we're so close, people joke that we're dating.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's good. That's a good one. I'll go with that. I'll back you up on that.

• 59:53Speaker 00

  Have you ever kissed someone or wanted to kiss someone of the same gender?

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 59:56Speaker 00

  Yours is, you did.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  No, but I didn't want to.

• 59:59Speaker 00

  But have you ever kissed someone?

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever kissed someone or wanted to kiss someone? No, I never kissed. I just kissed their penis.

• 1:00:07Speaker 07

  I think it's the same.

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  It's not the same.

• 1:00:08Speaker 07

  I think it's the same.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  It's not the same!

• 1:00:10Speaker 00

  Jules, what should it be?

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. Making out with a guy is intimate.

• 1:00:14Speaker 06

  Well, I think they're talking, what about peck?

• 1:00:15Speaker 07

  And kissing a dick is not intimate?

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  No! It's prestigious.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not intimate.

• 1:00:22Speaker 00

  Jules, what do you think it should be?

• 1:00:24Speaker 06

  It's a smooch.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:25Speaker 07

  This foot, yeah, I'm not sure.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, I'm not, nope, I'm not intimate.

• 1:00:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, not, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  It's our, it's our quiz.

• 1:00:32Speaker 00

  How do you feel about queer characters in TV shows and movies?

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  Furious.

• 1:00:34Speaker 06

  I don't, I don't...

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't care.

• 1:00:42Speaker 00

  You don't think you can identify with some of them?

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't identify with them at all.

• 1:00:45Speaker 00

  Okay, relax.

• 1:00:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:46Speaker 00

  Relax.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would say I notice somebody don't feel strongly, that's good.

• 1:00:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, that's good. Thank you.

• 1:00:53Speaker 00

  Bobby's just jumping.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  Whatever Matt says.

• 1:00:56Speaker 00

  When someone asks you who you're crushing on, a name comes in mind immediately and it's someone of the same gender?

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:01:02Speaker 00

  I make up a name or pick someone random. I literally can't get the big deal about crushes. I talk about someone of the opposite sex who I'm generally crushing on.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that. Okay, I'll take, I'll go with that.

• 1:01:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:12Speaker 00

  Has anyone ever asked if you were gay?

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:01:15Speaker 05

  People pretty much assume about, yeah, I think that's.

• 1:01:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's not me.

• 1:01:18Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:01:21Speaker 00

  She has to talk that. You gotta ask other people.

• 1:01:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:24Speaker 05

  We agree.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  You think I'm gay? No, wait, wait, wait, stop. You think I'm gay?

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  You think I'm gay? What the, what?

• 1:01:33Speaker 05

  I don't know, I'm flameless.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 1:01:36Speaker 00

  When you imagine being in a relationship, what do you picture? I can only see myself with someone of the same sex. I'm not sure, any gender seems okay. I'm probably gonna be with someone of the opposite.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 1:01:46Speaker 00

  I'm probably gonna.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  I can see myself with the, yeah, that, the fourth one, the fourth one.

• 1:01:50Speaker 00

  You'll say the third.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Fourth.

• 1:01:51Speaker 06

  Fourth.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Fourth.

• 1:01:55Speaker 00

  How would you feel about identifying as gay? If you were, if you had to? Yeah, that feels great. And honestly, it makes me a little nervous, but also kind of fits. I'm not sure how I feel.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  That's the third.

• 1:02:05Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:02:06Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Is that cool?

• 1:02:07Speaker 05

  That's odd.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Is that cool, buddy?

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  That's fair.

• 1:02:12Speaker 05

  Is that okay?

• 1:02:13Speaker 00

  Have you ever felt attracted to someone of the same gender? Yes? Yeah, but everyone has, right? Maybe the second one for you, huh?

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  I would say no.

• 1:02:21Speaker 06

  No, Brad Pitt?

• 1:02:23Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Attracted, I don't feel attracted.

• 1:02:25Speaker 00

  Okay, so you say second, right, for you?

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I mean.

• 1:02:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:29Speaker 00

  You're already defending.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  But everyone, yeah, I mean, you've never, let me talk to Matt. Hold on, let me talk to Matt. Honestly.

• 1:02:37Speaker 06

  It's Powell.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  Right, you've never seen, like, um...

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Someone like Tom Hardy.

• 1:02:43Speaker 06

  No, I don't, I mean, I used to, I used to jokingly tweet about masturbating the rock. Then my mom found the tweet and got upset at me.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:52Speaker 05

  Oh, come on.

• 1:02:54Speaker 06

  My thing is like, I can, he's a, he's an attractive man, but would I want to be like in his arms?

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not what it's asking.

• 1:03:00Speaker 05

  Just feel his abs or just touch his.

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  Attracted though.

• 1:03:04Speaker 06

  Attracted, that's what I'm saying. Attracted means I want to be closer and closer until we're touching.

• 1:03:09Speaker 05

  Is it? Is that what that means?

• 1:03:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:03:11Speaker 05

  Attracted?

• 1:03:12Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  Means I want to touch the boobs.

• 1:03:13Speaker 06

  People of the same gender.

• 1:03:16Speaker 00

  It's suck on their clit.

• 1:03:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, go no.

• 1:03:19Speaker 05

  I want to suckle on their nipples.

• 1:03:21Speaker 06

  Go no, go no.

• 1:03:21Speaker 00

  You sure Bobby?

• 1:03:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, go no.

• 1:03:22Speaker 00

  You positive?

• 1:03:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, I, I, I, I understand his point.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot.

• 1:03:26Speaker 06

  I, I get what you're saying though.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  I can.

• 1:03:27Speaker 06

  You can recognize.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  I can recognize that like Tom Hardy is hot, right?

• 1:03:30Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  But I don't want to, you know what I mean?

• 1:03:32Speaker 06

  But that's, you're not attracted, you recognize.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Unless he's gonna offer me Mad Max Part Two. Would you?

• 1:03:38Speaker 06

  Mad Max, well, it's already out.

• 1:03:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, so three.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  The third one, the third one with him in it.

• 1:03:42Speaker 06

  Didn't Tom Hardy like buttfuck a guy? And I think he's on the record being like, yeah, I don't care.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if, if Tom Hardy goes, I'm doing a new Mad Max.

• 1:03:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:03:50Speaker 06

  What do I have to do?

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  Matt, just suck my dick.

• 1:03:53Speaker 06

  No, man. I don't want a Mad Max Three that bad.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  I, I would just be like a fucking, I would just be a war boy. I would just be like.

• 1:04:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  All for that.

• 1:04:08Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:08Speaker 00

  How do you feel about?

• 1:04:09Speaker 06

  Bahala, what's his name? Bahala.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  I would do it right before.

• 1:04:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  No, but, but, but, before we go to the next one, right? Is there, um, any movie that you could, there's some movies that are really like, I don't know.

• 1:04:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  It's a life changer. Second lead of a Tarantino movie. No, listen to what I'm saying, right? Co-starring, you know what I mean?

• 1:04:37Speaker 06

  Alongside who?

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:04:38Speaker 06

  Alongside who?

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  You.

• 1:04:40Speaker 06

  And?

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  Leo first of all.

• 1:04:41Speaker 01

  Leo, yeah.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  Leo. You. Daniel Day-Lewis. Samuel L. Jackson.

• 1:04:46Speaker 01

  Ex-Jackson.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  Samuel Ex-Jackson. Yeah, yeah, L. Jackson, right? You're the second lead, right? Imagine the poster, you're driving by.

• 1:04:56Speaker 06

  It's my.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Matt McCusker and, yeah, yeah, I mean.

• 1:04:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's tempting, obviously, but.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  And all you have to do is suck his dick once.

• 1:05:01Speaker 06

  Who's that?

• 1:05:01Speaker 01

  Bobby, would you?

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:03Speaker 00

  Would you?

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  Bobby? Yeah.

• 1:05:04Speaker 01

  Bobby, would you?

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  100% yes.

• 1:05:06Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 1:05:07Speaker 08

  Maybe Matt's more into stand-up. How about when you were an open mic'er to get a Netflix special?

• 1:05:11Speaker 06

  Back when I was an open mic'er?

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:13Speaker 06

  Oh, that's different.

• 1:05:18Speaker 06

  I would have done it to be, I would have done it to been a feature back then.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's move on. Do you fantasize about being with someone of the same gen- I mean, I sometimes?

• 1:05:26Speaker 00

  Sometimes, right?

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I sometimes tra- tra- transgender. Is that different?

• 1:05:31Speaker 00

  No, that's a sometimes, we'll click that.

• 1:05:32Speaker 06

  That's straight as hell.

• 1:05:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  That, okay, that's, okay.

• 1:05:35Speaker 00

  When you imagine kissing or being intimate with a future partner, how do you feel? As long as I'm with someone I really like, that sounds great, good, I guess. I can't imagine that, I don't, I think I'll ever want that, regardless of gender.

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:45Speaker 00

  I'm too young for that.

• 1:05:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:47Speaker 06

  No, when you imagine kissing or, this is like the one trick question.

• 1:05:52Speaker 00

  You're all looking for the trick question.

• 1:05:53Speaker 06

  Yeah, this is the one that's gonna sink us.

• 1:05:57Speaker 06

  When you imagine kissing or being intimate with?

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, number one.

• 1:05:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, that, yeah.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, number one.

• 1:06:01Speaker 06

  Ah, but then it's like.

• 1:06:01Speaker 01

  That's your pansexual, if you like that one.

• 1:06:03Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:03Speaker 00

  Scroll through your feed or FYP, do you see content from queer characters?

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:06:07Speaker 06

  What's FYP, by the way?

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  For you page.

• 1:06:09Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:06:11Bobby Lee?

  No, I never.

• 1:06:12Speaker 00

  You've never seen a gay person on your feed on anything?

• 1:06:14Speaker 06

  I, I.

• 1:06:15Speaker 01

  Bobby, that's a lie.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I'll do, no, I'll go, four hillbillies beat on this queer.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  See anything? Yeah, I'll get that.

• 1:06:22Speaker 01

  Just Fox.

• 1:06:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, Fox News stuff.

• 1:06:25Speaker 00

  Flash forward, Fox.

• 1:06:28Speaker 00

  Flash forward five years, how likely is it that your partner is the same gender as you?

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Not very likely.

• 1:06:33Speaker 00

  Jules, what do you think for Bobby?

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Be real. You know, you know the women I've dated. Be real.

• 1:06:40Speaker 06

  It's a fair point.

• 1:06:40Speaker 07

  Possible, but not super likely.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  No, not very likely. Not very, yeah, I was, not very likely. Thank you.

• 1:06:47Speaker 00

  All right, two more questions. Would you be comfortable using an LGBTQ plus dating app?

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  No. That makes me very uncomfortable. Thank you.

• 1:06:58Speaker 00

  Are there a lot of LGBTQ plus individuals in your friends?

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 1:07:04Speaker 00

  Are you friends with any gay comics?

• 1:07:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  I am.

• 1:07:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:06Speaker 00

  How many?

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:07Speaker 05

  A lot.

• 1:07:08Bobby Lee?

  Mateo, Fortune Feimster, Justin Martindale.

• 1:07:13Speaker 00

  That's a lot.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's, yeah.

• 1:07:15Speaker 00

  What inspired you to take this quiz? I think I might be gay, but I want some extra validation. I identify with aspects of queer experience, but I'm totally not sure where I stand. I'm just curious about the results.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 1:07:25Speaker 00

  I want to confirm that I'm heterosexual.

• 1:07:27Speaker 05

  That's pretty gay.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Third.

• 1:07:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's the trick question.

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, third.

• 1:07:30Speaker 06

  I'm just curious. I don't care.

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:32Speaker 05

  Yeah. In that tone.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  What does it say? What is it?

• 1:07:36Speaker 06

  Are we gonna wait?

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we're probably straight?

• 1:07:39Speaker 06

  Yeah!

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  We're back in the same place we started out as.

• 1:07:43Speaker 00

  The fact that says you're probably is crazy.

• 1:07:47Speaker 05

  I think they'll get in trouble if they're like, yeah, you're 100% straight, right? That must be a liability thing.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  I didn't need to take that. No. I don't think I needed to take that.

• 1:07:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's, probably straight's pretty much as good as you can get.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, also, I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't, like, you know the things I've said and done?

• 1:08:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm not shy about, if I was gay, I would just be gay.

• 1:08:09Speaker 05

  That's true, actually. I believe that.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:08:11Speaker 07

  Be bi, though.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  What? No, I would be bi then.

• 1:08:14Speaker 05

  And you'd be like, I'm bi.

• 1:08:15Bobby Lee?

  I would do jokes about it. I don't, why would I care? I'm not, I don't have shame in my, you know what I mean?

• 1:08:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  My comedy, right? In my comedy.

• 1:08:23Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm upfront. I've, I've talked about my gay experiences growing up. I'm not shameful of it or embarrassed about it. I'm open with everything.

• 1:08:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  So it's like, no, I, if I was bi, I'd be like, I'm bi.

• 1:08:36Speaker 05

  Bye-bye.

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  Bye-bye. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:38Speaker 06

  True.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:08:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, for sure.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  You would be the same too, right?

• 1:08:42Speaker 06

  Open book, yeah.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, man. I mean, yeah.

• 1:08:47Speaker 06

  No secrets here.

• 1:08:50Bobby Lee?

  And if your children come out, came out, how would you?

• 1:08:54Speaker 06

  I wouldn't care. I mean, they're girls.

• 1:09:01Bobby Lee?

  Those videos make me cry.

• 1:09:05Speaker 06

  What?

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  When like a guy, when a guy in his twenties gets his parents together.

• 1:09:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, hey, mom and dad, you know, it's really hard for me to say, but I'm gay. And when the parents go, get the fuck out of the house. No, when they go, we knew this, honey, and we don't care.

• 1:09:22Speaker 06

  I feel like they do know. Yeah.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  I know, they do know.

• 1:09:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it makes me cry, the acceptance.

• 1:09:27Speaker 06

  It's nice.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Cause there are some dudes that are like.

• 1:09:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, hit the street.

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  Beat it.

• 1:09:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:33Bobby Lee?

  How can you be like that as a parent?

• 1:09:35Speaker 06

  Yeah. Yeah, it's fucked up, man. It's fucked up. Yeah, but I mean, back in the day, I think what it was, was like, they were worried that like their friends then would ostracize them and then there was this whole thing, which is still not right.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  In 2025.

• 1:09:48Speaker 06

  Not now. Now it's crazy. Now you gotta be crazy. Yeah.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  But like it happens.

• 1:09:53Speaker 06

  I know. That's a lot. You end up homeless too. You get a lot of gay, young homeless people.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:57Speaker 06

  They get the boot. Yeah.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Or then when the parents go, well, we gotta bring you into a, you know what I mean? What do you call it? Conversion therapy.

• 1:10:03Speaker 06

  That's tough love.

• 1:10:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a, that's a wild one.

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  I mean, people still believe that you can change from it.

• 1:10:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  It's insane.

• 1:10:15Speaker 06

  Yeah. Yeah, it's a tough one.

• 1:10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are you religious?

• 1:10:18Speaker 06

  I'm, I'm, uh, I don't know. I'm like, not like, um, organized religious, but I believe in God, same way. I believe in God.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  But you go to church and stuff?

• 1:10:25Speaker 06

  I go to church sometimes, yeah.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  And do they, does the preacher or pastor ever say stuff like?

• 1:10:29Speaker 06

  Nah, they're not like that. They don't do that kind of stuff. It's a good chill. It's a pretty chill setup.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because if.

• 1:10:33Speaker 06

  I love a chill church. It's a chill church.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:36Speaker 06

  It's very nice.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  As soon as they say that rhetoric, I'm out. I'm not, I'm out.

• 1:10:40Speaker 06

  Yeah. I mean, also it's not what Jesus would do, honestly.

• 1:10:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't think he would do.

• 1:10:43Speaker 06

  Cause if he hung with like tax collectors and all that stuff, I don't think he would draw.

• 1:10:46Bobby Lee?

  Tax col- you mean the Jews?

• 1:10:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:10:50Speaker 06

  The Pharisees.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:53Speaker 06

  You know.

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:54Speaker 06

  But it's like, yeah, he wouldn't, he wouldn't draw the line.

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  He had empathy for the broken.

• 1:10:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  Not that the gays are broken either.

• 1:11:00Speaker 06

  They're normal. Your parents kicked you out of the house.

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:11:02Speaker 06

  That would break you.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I'm just saying, like, you know, I mean, I think, you know, if Jesus was nice to a gay person, he would just be nice because...

• 1:11:09Speaker 06

  He wouldn't draw the line.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  He wouldn't draw the line.

• 1:11:10Speaker 06

  Beat it queer after he like helped a leper, yeah.

• 1:11:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:13Speaker 06

  No, I, I, yeah, I doubt that. When people do, when people do mean things and, you know, hold up Jesus as their banner for it, I, I, I take issue with that. I don't like that.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:11:21Speaker 06

  He wouldn't do that.

• 1:11:22Speaker 05

  I think Brokeback Mountain was big for the gay community.

• 1:11:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  In what way?

• 1:11:26Speaker 05

  Well, it was just like two hot guys just making out and making it okay.

• 1:11:30Speaker 06

  Did I ever tell you I, uh, I told, my dad didn't, my dad didn't know what the movie was. Oh, my. And I, I were like, he loves westerns too.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:37Speaker 06

  I, I did kind of, I was like, oh, you've never seen this? Check it out. And I left the room and he was like, what the fuck?

• 1:11:46Speaker 06

  Yo, that's so good. So good.

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  That was a good prank on him.

• 1:11:48Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:11:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a good prank.

• 1:11:49Speaker 06

  He even finished it, did he?

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:11:50Speaker 06

  I, I don't know, I wasn't there, but...

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:53Speaker 06

  But he, he does love movies, but yeah, it was a good one. I got him on.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's super intimate, that movie.

• 1:11:56Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:11:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  You never saw it, did you?

• 1:11:58Speaker 06

  I didn't see that.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why?

• 1:12:00Speaker 05

  I saw it for my dad.

• 1:12:01Speaker 06

  I just, I, I knew of it and, uh, but I, I heard it is like, you know, that's actually for, uh, me and Shane's podcast, that was, they had a, we had to cut the intro because of copyright stuff, but that was like the beginning of the intro, it was the Brokeback Mountain guys like roughly hugging each other.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 1:12:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:16Speaker 05

  Love that.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  You love Shane.

• 1:12:18Speaker 06

  I do love him, yeah.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, what's it like with that success right now?

• 1:12:23Speaker 06

  Um, what do you mean?

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? I mean, you know, I mean, you guys have a big podcast.

• 1:12:29Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:12:29Speaker 06

  Um.

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  And he's also the biggest comic on planet Earth.

• 1:12:32Speaker 06

  I know, it's pretty crazy. That, I didn't, I wasn't sure if I was talking about the podcast or his success.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, he, he's the biggest comic on Earth.

• 1:12:38Speaker 06

  I know, it's pretty wild.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  You know, I mean, he sold out Madison Square Garden, what? Three times.

• 1:12:44Speaker 06

  I think three, yeah.

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  Three shows in a row.

• 1:12:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, but it's funny because I like, I forget and then it'll be like, he'll be like, I'm doing a show in Notre Dame Stadium with eighty thousand people. And I'm like, oh, yeah, you're like, literally the biggest comic right now.

• 1:12:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:57Speaker 06

  I li- I like it, man. I was, for me, that was like a, uh, because that was like a post-COVID kind of development that went on and on and on.

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:04Speaker 06

  And it, it can be uncomfortable at first when you're like, because then by like proximity, you just, I was like, I feel great. And then by proximity, you start to feel kind of like a piece of shit. You know what I mean?

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll tell you, I'll show you a photo.

• 1:13:16Speaker 06

  But, but then you're like, you know, you gotta like do deep soul searching and then, you know, kind of like.

• 1:13:19Speaker 05

  What do you mean by piece, like by proximity?

• 1:13:22Speaker 06

  Well, if you're with somebody who's super successful and you're not, it like all of a sudden like dwarfs you in a way.

• 1:13:28Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:13:28Speaker 06

  That kind of hurts your ego, really. It's not a real thing.

• 1:13:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:31Speaker 06

  So that was like a thing.

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  Look at this photo.

• 1:13:34Speaker 05

  This is the Taylor Swift.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  It's Santino with Taylor Swift.

• 1:13:36Speaker 06

  See?

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:37Speaker 06

  And you go, and you go, great bud.

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  There is no scenario on planet Earth where that would be me.

• 1:13:45Speaker 06

  But.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  Where I'm like. And Taylor Swift's saying something funny.

• 1:13:52Bobby Lee?

  You'll never get that photo.

• 1:13:53Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, the only photo, I would probably be like the basis of like, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Some black religion, I don't know.

• 1:14:04Speaker 06

  But no, I'm telling you, it's a, it's a real thing. It's a real thing.

• 1:14:10Speaker 06

  What the fuck are you saying?

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  I was trying to come up with a name.

• 1:14:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  And I was thinking of bad religion, but. Black Sabbath.

• 1:14:17Speaker 06

  Black Flag.

• 1:14:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it came out, it came out weird.

• 1:14:20Speaker 06

  No, it can get, it really fucking rocks, comedians especially, it really rocks them, man. But like, I don't know, I just like, the cool thing was I, I'm, I'm happy for myself. I never sunk because people get resentful and I always was very happy. But it forced me to like, all right, I gotta stop just being a weirdo and like try to actually do some stuff because I was just kicking around like.

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  Bro, let me say something, okay? I have, when Andrew, Andrew gets shit that I can't get. He does.

• 1:14:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:14:44Bobby Lee?

  He gets shit that I'll never get. I don't feel any fucking resentment or anything because it's like, you know, I think his success is a little bit of my success too.

• 1:14:55Speaker 06

  And that's how I.

• 1:14:55Bobby Lee?

  Because we're a partnership.

• 1:14:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, and I actually do directly benefit from his success, so it's kind of sweet.

• 1:15:01Speaker 06

  Like, hands down.

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:04Speaker 06

  I'm always kinda like, nice dude.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  Cause you're still like, you're doing clubs, selling those out?

• 1:15:08Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, doing the clubs and I got, you know, my-

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever do shows with him or no?

• 1:15:12Speaker 06

  I'll open for him every now and again.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:14Speaker 06

  Those big arenas, yeah.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:15:15Speaker 06

  It's scary.

• 1:15:16Bobby Lee?

  Fun?

• 1:15:16Speaker 06

  It's fun, it's scary though.

• 1:15:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:18Speaker 06

  When it goes well, it's the best.

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:20Speaker 06

  When it goes okay, it's like weird math, cause you're like, technically thousands of people are laughing.

• 1:15:26Speaker 06

  But- Math or magic? Yeah, not enough.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  I need like 10,000 more people to laugh right now. I got 6,000 going.

• 1:15:34Speaker 06

  It's a quality-

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  Which is great, that's amazing, you make 6,000.

• 1:15:37Speaker 06

  You do have an instinct like that, because it's like, when I'm, cause I've done big things like that too with other people. And I'm like, I, I go, yeah, this seems like I'm bombing. I know I'm hearing laughs, but I think technically, numbers wise, I'm pretty much bombing right now.

• 1:15:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 1:15:53Speaker 06

  It's hard, yeah, you gotta get 16,000 people on the same page, united behind you. Sometimes it happens and it feels great, and then sometimes it doesn't.

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. If you can get 10 out of 16-

• 1:16:03Speaker 06

  That's good.

• 1:16:03Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 1:16:04Speaker 06

  That's good, but it's like a club, you're used to like, the walls kinda rocking.

• 1:16:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:07Speaker 06

  Arena to get that going, it's like, yeah, it's-

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  I hate when somebody's walking by with popcorn. You know what I mean?

• 1:16:13Speaker 06

  Well, in an arena, there can all, there can be fucking 4,000 people moving at once.

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  At once, yeah.

• 1:16:18Speaker 06

  And you're, and you're just kinda like, fuck, but-

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's, it's fun though, man, it's like, I don't know, I, I've relaxed about a lot of that stuff, man, I just, when you boil it down to the basics, it's like, just try to go make people laugh wherever you're at, go home, you know, do your thing. If you get, I would get too spun out about shit, and it just doesn't feel good, and it's a waste of time.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  I, I have a new thing that I'm doing in my career, which is, I really, I genuinely don't give a shit.

• 1:16:43Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:16:43Speaker 06

  And you're better, you do better.

• 1:16:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't care anymore.

• 1:16:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't get that? Fine.

• 1:16:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:50Bobby Lee?

  That's what they said about me? I don't give a fuck.

• 1:16:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I, I don't care. In fact, you know, you've heard me, I could get out. Oh.

• 1:17:00Speaker 06

  You want to get out. You've had escape velocity.

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just saying like if they like I'm at a point where it's like if they said, you know, it's an like if Dr. Hollywood or whatever calls me.

• 1:17:10Speaker 01

  Dr. Hollywood.

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  Hello, sir. You know what I mean? Like hello, who's this? Dr. Hollywood.

• 1:17:15Speaker 06

  You're done. John Oliver?

• 1:17:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, what's up? He's like, get out, get out, kid.

• 1:17:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:17:21Bobby Lee?

  All of it.

• 1:17:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No podcasting, no fucking stand up, all of it. I was like, all right, do I keep the money that I immersed? Or I collect it?

• 1:17:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, sure, kid.

• 1:17:31Bobby Lee?

  Right? You'll never see me again.

• 1:17:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, for sure.

• 1:17:33Bobby Lee?

  And I'll be happy.

• 1:17:34Speaker 06

  That's kind of the dream, honestly.

• 1:17:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:36Speaker 06

  That's kind of, that's, that's what I want to do is eventually save up enough where I can just write books, just live like a nice, quiet life and walk my dogs.

• 1:17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:43Speaker 06

  Just chill.

• 1:17:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:45Speaker 06

  It's kind of the dream, honestly.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:46Speaker 06

  So.

• 1:17:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't, um, because, and you're a young comic cat, right?

• 1:17:51Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 1:17:52Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:17:53Speaker 06

  Oh, wow. This is Matt's book. Yeah, I wrote that a long time.

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:17:57Speaker 06

  Author. Yeah, I self-published a novel and then I actually it's, it's, I don't think you can even buy it anymore. I took it down because I'm re redoing it with my friend. Oh, wow.

• 1:18:06Bobby Lee?

  You're rewriting a book?

• 1:18:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, we're, we're like rewriting it because we're going to try to like ship it or, um, shop it to like a, like a real publisher.

• 1:18:13Bobby Lee?

  But what is, is this story about yourself?

• 1:18:15Speaker 06

  No, it was like a, it's fiction, but it was based, it was like loosely based on stuff.

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  Were you addicted to drugs?

• 1:18:21Speaker 06

  No, I used to sell drugs, but I was addicted to them.

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  What kind?

• 1:18:24Speaker 06

  Just like weed and mushrooms.

• 1:18:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:18:26Speaker 06

  A little bit of cocaine.

• 1:18:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:28Speaker 06

  A little crazy.

• 1:18:30Speaker 06

  Heroin.

• 1:18:34Speaker 06

  Um, back when I was younger, but no, I just kind of like wrote a, uh, a novel based on like, it was like, that was like the neighborhood I lived in. And I just kind of like loosely made up characters, like about a bunch of neighbors coming together over some weird thing and, you know.

• 1:18:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cool.

• 1:18:47Speaker 06

  They all hate each other, but they have to.

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  Could it be a movie?

• 1:18:49Speaker 06

  Uh, it's, it's a little bit cinematic. The new one I think is more cinematic. This one's a little more moody.

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:18:54Speaker 06

  Moody intense.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Huh.

• 1:18:57Speaker 06

  And you grew up in Delaware? Delaware County, Pennsylvania. So like Pennsylvania, but right next to Delaware. Wow. Yeah, that that's that house is in Philadelphia. I lived in Philadelphia from like eighteen till twenty-nine, pretty much, or like twenty. Have you been to Kensington Avenue? What is that? Yeah. I've my first special, I recorded the intro. I was on rollerblades going across Kensington Avenue. Through all the Fennel people? That was terrifying. Yeah, I I didn't. I'd like driven down there a bunch of times, but like when you're on foot over there, that's when you're like, yeah, this is not for me. Like, well, I mean, because I've never been there. How scary is it? Uh, it's it's It's sad. It's more sad than scary. Very sad, but it's also on foot. It's people won't really bother you, but it's like, um, that one, that's like just like Fairmount. But there's a part of it. Yeah. Where I

• 1:19:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. That's Kensington. Look at that guy jumped at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's that was Kensington Avenue. I'm back in Fairmount, but I like brought a film crew up there and, um. So fast. So fast. Wow, wow. Yeah, I was ripping, man. How long ago was this? It's like two years, two or three. Wow, wow. Um, yeah, pretty sick. But the, no, the problem in Kensington is like there are so many people and people are visibly on drugs. That's my fucking lovely wife bringing me up. Oh, that's great. That was nice, but the Did that stand up too? No, hell no. Oh, yeah. No, no way.

• 1:20:12Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:20:12Speaker 06

  Oh. But, um, but yeah, man, a little pat on the butt. But, um, yeah, it's scary because people are moving in so many directions around you and like, dude, anyone could just like snag you because it's like Snag you? Just like grab your wallet. Oh, right, right. But it's, people are usually, there's so much drugs up there. Most people are kind of

• 1:20:31Speaker 05

  Strung out.

• 1:20:31Speaker 06

  Strung out. So sad. But I had like a giant camera in the trunk of a car, so I was kind of like, yeah, we should probably get out of here. Wow, wow. But it's sad. It's so sad. And that was the other reason too. I was like, it'd be funny to rollerblade down there. And I was like, I don't want to put a bunch of people's faces in the thing. That's why I was just in and out real quick. Hmm. Let's talk about your new special. Yeah.

• 1:20:51Bobby Lee?

  What's it called?

• 1:20:52Speaker 06

  A Humble Offering.

• 1:20:53Bobby Lee?

  A Humble Offering. Where can people see it?

• 1:20:55Speaker 06

  Netflix.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  Netflix? Hell yeah. That's amazing.

• 1:20:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, man, it was, uh, it was fun.

• 1:21:00Bobby Lee?

  Humble Offering Netflix, is it out now?

• 1:21:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's out. It's been out for like a week.

• 1:21:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Congratulations.

• 1:21:05Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:21:05Bobby Lee?

  Who directed it?

• 1:21:06Speaker 06

  Tyler Falbo, from, uh, Friday Beers.

• 1:21:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:09Speaker 06

  In LA. He's a man, dude, he's, he did a fantastic job.

• 1:21:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, I got one day, I got number eight. I got number eight on Netflix for one day.

• 1:21:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:21:17Speaker 06

  One day. You could bring me back up there, we'll see.

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:21:21Speaker 06

  You could bring me back up?

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  And then, uh, how many sho- cause I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do a special, how many shows, shows did you film?

• 1:21:26Speaker 06

  Four.

• 1:21:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do four too.

• 1:21:28Speaker 06

  Four's the move, man, I'm telling you. I don't know why people do this one night, but I actually, on day two, I hit my head really hard on a camera, like a POV camera rig, and I had, this whole thing, I had a giant gash on my head and they had to make up, it was, I had to fucking pay for VFX to get it edited out of like a hundred and something frames. What?

• 1:21:45Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:21:46Speaker 06

  Oh, it's bad. The bu- uh, dude, I was just talking about this today. My family just assumed that I made one million dollars off this. I don't know why. Yeah, like, it's on TV, so he clearly made one million dollars. They lost money. Yeah, I literally lost, yeah, I lost like a sizable amount of money.

• 1:22:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause they give you money, but then they're like, but you have to make it with the money we're giving you.

• 1:22:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, and honestly, I could've, but I like went, I just went wild on the intro. I spent so much doing the intro alone.

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause you make money other ways.

• 1:22:14Speaker 06

  Exactly. It'll, it'll sell tickets, so.

• 1:22:16Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing, dude.

• 1:22:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, but it's funny, my family just, they think that. Like, if you're on TV, you get one million dollars. Here, Mr. Hollywood calls you, he goes, here's your million dollars. Okay, this is the intro. Oh, it's the trailer, actually, my bad.

• 1:22:30Bobby Lee?

  It's okay.

• 1:22:31Speaker 06

  But, yeah, I did a whole POV intro. It was, uh, it was kinda fun.

• 1:22:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's cool. And with your kids, aren't you?

• 1:22:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, they, yeah. The whole idea of it, that was me punching a kid.

• 1:22:43Speaker 06

  It's kinda fun though. Oh, this looks cool.

• 1:22:44Bobby Lee?

  More school.

• 1:22:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was fun. The POV intro was cool. You know, it was cool.

• 1:22:49Speaker 05

  Where did you film it?

• 1:22:50Speaker 06

  Uh, Ontario, California.

• 1:22:52Speaker 05

  Oh, cool.

• 1:22:52Speaker 06

  The Ontario Improv.

• 1:22:54Speaker 05

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 1:22:54Speaker 06

  I love that place.

• 1:22:55Speaker 05

  I love the Ontario.

• 1:22:56Speaker 06

  Everyone tried to talk me out of it.

• 1:22:57Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:22:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, my manager was like, you don't. You hate that. What? You hate that room? You've been saying that for years. I love that.

• 1:23:02Bobby Lee?

  There was a gang fight going on? I don't know.

• 1:23:04Speaker 06

  Yeah. Well, I wanted to do it in a club because that's, you know, I was doing clubs and I like had done a couple of theaters, but I was like, I don't want to film this. You know, I'm not used to doing them. And that was the only club that I had done before that I remembered liking that I hadn't done that hour specifically in.

• 1:23:19Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:23:19Speaker 06

  So I was like, that's the only one I can do. My management was like, I don't know about this. Are you sure about it? Even the club itself was like, he can do it if he wants. I don't know why he would.

• 1:23:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:29Speaker 06

  But it worked out. It worked out, man. They dressed the room up. It was cool.

• 1:23:32Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 1:23:33Speaker 05

  That's really cool.

• 1:23:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, man. Now I gotta, you know, come up with a new hour. That's always tough.

• 1:23:37Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:23:38Bobby Lee?

  How long does it take?

• 1:23:39Speaker 06

  I mean, I technically have forty-five right now. It's just, it's alright. I have to make it better.

• 1:23:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:44Speaker 06

  Yeah. Takes a while. It took me like two years to get that like decent. This one I'm gonna take more time.

• 1:23:49Bobby Lee?

  I can't get even.

• 1:23:51Speaker 06

  I'm gonna take. You're fine.

• 1:23:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm at thirty-five minutes right now.

• 1:23:53Speaker 06

  No, you got an hour. You're fine. You're an hour.

• 1:23:55Bobby Lee?

  Thirty-five minutes right now.

• 1:23:55Speaker 06

  Get the hell out of here.

• 1:23:56Speaker 05

  No, you do not.

• 1:23:57Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, yeah. I'm fucked.

• 1:23:58Speaker 05

  No, you're not.

• 1:23:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm dead in the water. Oh my. I've never done a special before.

• 1:24:02Speaker 06

  What?

• 1:24:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm dead in the water. I've never done one.

• 1:24:04Speaker 06

  His first one?

• 1:24:05Bobby Lee?

  My first one.

• 1:24:06Speaker 06

  That's gonna be awesome.

• 1:24:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:24:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:24:08Speaker 05

  It is.

• 1:24:08Speaker 06

  It's nerve wracking. Filming them is fucking.

• 1:24:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm nervous. I'm nerve wracked now.

• 1:24:11Speaker 06

  Four shows though, dude, you got it in the bag, man. Like you have so many times and even if like for me, like on the first night, I would flub lines and I'd be like, fuck. But then you're like, I have two more.

• 1:24:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right, right.

• 1:24:22Speaker 06

  You know, before's the move. People do one night, two shows. I'm like, you're crazy.

• 1:24:25Bobby Lee?

  Crazy.

• 1:24:25Speaker 06

  Yeah. First, the first one I did, I filmed six shows.

• 1:24:29Bobby Lee?

  What, really? Wow.

• 1:24:31Speaker 06

  But, you know.

• 1:24:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing it in a bigger venue, so I should have done a, I should, you know what I should have done? The Comedy Store main room.

• 1:24:38Speaker 06

  Cause that's the most comfortable, I'm like, that's my room. Yeah. I feel so comfortable in that room. Yeah. Oh, the theater special does look nice though. It does? It looks cool, yeah. Is it the, my second one, if I ever do a second one, is gonna be at the Comedy Store main room, I think. Anyway, Matt, you wanna, wanna plug anything else? Do you have fun, you know what, can I say something about Matt, you? You and I together, we do really good. We do, I was telling you, I just told you on the, uh, before I came, I was, I had a blast the last time you did this. No, we, we really flow good. We do. What is this?

• 1:25:07Speaker 00

  It's his animation. It's an animation. It has almost 300,000 views.

• 1:25:10Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:25:10Speaker 06

  Oh, check out, what's it called? The Papa John Paradox. The Papa John Paradox? And then, it's so funny.

• 1:25:19Speaker 06

  And, is that you?

• 1:25:20Speaker 00

  It's Keanu.

• 1:25:21Speaker 06

  I'm playing Keanu. Oh, you're playing Keanu? Yeah. And who's playing Morpheus? David James. Oh, yeah. Fellow comedian. Yeah, yeah. He kinda killed it, he did, uh, he did all the black voices, honestly. He fucking killed it, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who did the animation? Uh, my friends, actually, uh, my friends Pat Kane and Frank Idwellske, Frank Idwellske lives in, uh, LA. Hmm. I'm, I'm thinking I'm butchering his last name. Yeah, it's okay. But yeah, they killed it, they did a fantastic job, man. My friend Pedro Salinas helped me co-write everything, so. Wow, it, it's a series or just one? Just, I did a bunch of shorts, I was like messing around with animation, now I'm gonna try to actually develop one idea and like, try to sell it, so. Oh, you should, dude. That's what they're, eh, eh, eh, eh, wanted.

• 1:26:04Speaker 06

  No, I know what you're saying. Yeah. They wanted. We'll see, yeah, yeah. Never know, again, I'm, I'm always. Cause Andrew and I have one at Hulu. Nice. We did a pilot, we'll see if it gets picked up. Ooh, nice. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't, some people keep asking me, like, what are you trying to do? I'm like, I don't know, if I can keep things going the way they are now for five more years. You're gonna be fine for the next 15, 20 years. That'd be nice. How old are you now? Uh, I'll be 40 in January. Yeah, dude, 20, 25 years. Oh, that'd be nice. Yeah. That'd be nice. You're fine. Unless I get caught in like a terrible scandal.

• 1:26:32Bobby Lee?

  No, you won't. There's no way. I don't think they're a family man. And also, I mean, we don't know what AI is gonna do, but I don't think it's gonna replace podcasting and stand-up.

• 1:26:39Speaker 06

  It's not, man.

• 1:26:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we're gonna be fine.

• 1:26:41Speaker 06

  It's not there. You know, I'm not worried about it.

• 1:26:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:43Speaker 06

  Honestly, once, if AI can take your creative job, it should have it. Yeah. You gotta stay above. Although, that's what they said about Deep Blue, whatever, for chess, and that thing whooped the chess masters. I know, I know. I don't know, let's just do it as long as we can, then we'll, you know, we'll escape together, but... Okay. I'll be in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Naples, Florida, Madison, Wisconsin, and Syracuse.

• 1:27:02Bobby Lee?

  Comedy on State?

• 1:27:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's the best, Comedy on State.

• 1:27:04Bobby Lee?

  It's the best, it's the best club there.

• 1:27:06Speaker 06

  I love it, man.

• 1:27:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:07Speaker 06

  The best.

• 1:27:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, give Matt a round of applause. Matt McCusker.

• 1:27:10Speaker 06

  Thank you, guys.

• 1:27:13Bobby Lee?

  We have to do this again, please.

• 1:27:35Speaker 09

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