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1:27 Speaker 01 Hey, I'm Bobby.
1:29 Speaker 02 And I'm Jaime Garcia.
1:31 Speaker 01 And this is the Bobby and Jaime Garcia Show.
1:35 Speaker 00 And I'm Khalyla.
1:38 Speaker 00 I don't hear your voice.
1:40 Speaker 03 I'm Khalyla. The testosterone in my veins is pumping.
1:45 Speaker 01 I break the mouth.
1:47 Speaker 02 Are you still on the Hawaiian stuff?
1:49 Speaker 00 He knew that he was, I told him he was coming, so.
1:51 Speaker 01 I didn't know he was coming. You said your ass.
1:54 Speaker 02 Hi.
2:00 Speaker 02 Hi, how are you?
2:02 Speaker 00 Just those two seats right there. Go see again, man.
2:05 Speaker 02 You're a new pup, all right?
2:07 Speaker 01 Yes.
2:07 Speaker 02 Congratulations.
2:09 Speaker 01 Thank you.
2:09 Speaker 04 What do you want?
2:10 Speaker 01 I think you're gonna go right there. I think he's in the middle.
2:12 Speaker 04 I love it over there. It's cozy. Who plays the piano?
2:17 Speaker 01 Would you ever sit in the middle seat in the airplane?
2:19 Speaker 04 Me?
2:22 Speaker 01 I have an uncle that's one.
2:32 Speaker 01 Not good here?
2:37 Speaker 01 Good.
2:37 Speaker 04 Yeah? You live here?
2:39 Speaker 01 No, I live with Ralph. But I just come out here for work.
2:43 Speaker 04 How many days you have to come out here?
2:45 Speaker 01 Hmm, like four days.
2:46 Speaker 00 A week?
2:47 Speaker 01 A week, yeah, four days. I miss a couple of days.
2:53 Speaker 00 Scott, I come here four days a week, and this is a whole month.
2:56 Speaker 01 I come here four days a week when I do come, if I come. Yeah, Ralph's just a house, playing with his girlfriend and playing with his cars and stuff.
3:03 Speaker 00 Playing with his girlfriend?
3:04 Speaker 02 Do you live with Ralph?
3:06 Speaker 01 He's in love.
3:07 Speaker 04 He's got a new girl?
3:08 Speaker 01 He's got a new girl, he's in love, okay?
3:10 Speaker 00 I'm trying to understand the verb.
3:11 Speaker 02 Wait, what?
3:11 Speaker 04 This is me? Hey Bobby?
3:13 Bobby Lee? What's up, faggots?
3:14 Speaker 04 Whoa!
3:15 Speaker 01 Hey!
3:16 Speaker 00 Riad!
3:17 Speaker 04 Back, baby!
3:17 Speaker 00 Riad!
3:18 Speaker 04 Let's go!
3:19 Bobby Lee? You're in the house of Lee now, baby! You fucking fat faggot!
3:24 Speaker 04 Whoa!
3:30 Bobby Lee? Your eyes, though? I said tell you this right now.
3:32 Speaker 01 Thanks, bud.
3:33 Bobby Lee? No, it's not a good thing.
3:34 Speaker 01 Okay.
3:35 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah. Round eye. G.I.
3:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
3:38 Speaker 02 Is it some faku eyes? Yo, you do a little bit.
3:41 Speaker 01 What's that?
3:42 Bobby Lee? What?
3:42 Speaker 02 The floating iris?
3:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
3:44 Speaker 01 I don't know what that is.
3:45 Speaker 00 You have a floating iris?
3:46 Speaker 02 Billie Eilish eye.
3:50 Bobby Lee? You know what, you wear, you know what that cans?
3:53 Speaker 04 I'm gonna put the cans on.
3:55 Speaker 00 Since when do you play the piano?
3:56 Bobby Lee? I never. Asians are born this way. Did you know that?
3:59 Speaker 01 I did not, now I do.
4:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, A- Asians are born with certain abilities.
4:04 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
4:07 Speaker 00 What are you talking about? We're watching him play.
4:10 Bobby Lee? Uh, we're, we're born with ninjitsu, taekwondo-ish skills.
4:15 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
4:15 Bobby Lee? But it depends on what house you're from.
4:17 Speaker 01 Okay.
4:17 Bobby Lee? I'm from the house of Lee. We're good at apicus.
4:21 Speaker 04 Was your brother a good student in school? And did he go to college?
4:24 Bobby Lee? What the fuck are you asking shit about my brother for? Huh?
4:27 Speaker 01 Yeah.
4:28 Bobby Lee? H Foley?
4:28 Speaker 04 Cause you said you were a bad student, you didn't go to college.
4:30 Bobby Lee? That's, I'm so sorry.
4:32 Speaker 04 I assume that's harder on a Korean family.
4:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it was very hard for a Korean family.
4:36 Speaker 01 The whole family.
4:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
4:38 Speaker 01 Where's that?
4:38 Bobby Lee? Um, your eyes are spooky.
4:40 Speaker 01 Okay, I mean, you complimented them before and now you're saying they're spooky.
4:45 Bobby Lee? They're not spooky, they're so round and beautiful.
4:47 Speaker 01 Oh, thank you.
4:47 Bobby Lee? And perfect.
4:48 Speaker 04 You think so? Let me see.
4:49 Speaker 01 I got good eyes.
4:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
4:50 Speaker 01 Not much else, but good.
4:51 Bobby Lee? But you're fit, you're like, you're a white, the type of white you are.
4:54 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
4:55 Speaker 04 White devil.
4:55 Bobby Lee? I call it evergreen white.
4:57 Speaker 01 And what's that?
4:58 Speaker 04 Why?
4:58 Speaker 01 It's very average white.
5:00 Bobby Lee? It's always been this case.
5:03 Speaker 01 Hit me, where's my camera?
5:04 Speaker 04 What do you mean?
5:04 Bobby Lee? In terms of like, what I'm saying is, is that Paul Revere fucked with people that look like you.
5:09 Speaker 02 Yeah.
5:09 Speaker 04 I don't think so, man.
5:10 Speaker 02 Right down the middle.
5:11 Bobby Lee? You're right down the middle of white, which is great.
5:13 Speaker 01 Now we're talking.
5:14 Speaker 04 He's modern white.
5:16 Bobby Lee? What?
5:16 Speaker 04 Modern white, they didn't look like that back then.
5:18 Bobby Lee? No, if you changed his hairstyle, he'd be a baker in the like 1940s.
5:22 Speaker 04 In the 40s?
5:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:23 Speaker 04 40s I'll give you.
5:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
5:24 Speaker 04 Wasn't Paul Revere?
5:25 Bobby Lee? You were there too, in the fucking 40s probably.
5:27 Speaker 04 No.
5:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
5:28 Speaker 04 No.
5:28 Bobby Lee? What would you, you'd be a welder?
5:30 Speaker 04 In the 40s?
5:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
5:31 Speaker 04 Be a tail gunner.
5:32 Bobby Lee? What's a tail gunner?
5:33 Speaker 04 B-29.
5:34 Bobby Lee? Teach me everything.
5:35 Speaker 04 Tail gunner, B-29, Memphis Belle.
5:38 Speaker 01 He's big in-
5:38 Speaker 04 Dropping bombs.
5:39 Bobby Lee? You know, oh, you're-
5:39 Speaker 01 He's big in the military.
5:40 Bobby Lee? So you're back in the plane shooting?
5:42 Speaker 04 I'm back in the plane shooting.
5:43 Bobby Lee? So how much weight has to be in the front for you to be in the back?
5:47 Speaker 04 Obviously-
5:47 Bobby Lee? Forty guys in the front, guys!
5:49 Speaker 04 Obviously I wouldn't have this weight, I mean, because there'd be, there'd be no, uh-
5:52 Speaker 01 There'd be ration in the food.
5:53 Speaker 04 Saturated fats and all that stuff, it'd be good stuff. You know an apple in the 1950s?
5:56 Bobby Lee? Okay, you're right.
5:57 Speaker 04 You have to eat five apples to equal that nutrition.
6:00 Bobby Lee? I know, and you know what?
6:01 Speaker 04 And four Big Macs. Same Big Mac.
6:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Did you sleep alright last night?
6:07 Speaker 04 Slept good.
6:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah?
6:08 Speaker 04 Great.
6:08 Speaker 01 Yeah.
6:09 Speaker 04 Back to the house, did another pod, took a dip, had a couple of beers.
6:11 Speaker 01 Couple of beers.
6:12 Bobby Lee? Uh-huh.
6:13 Speaker 04 Yeah.
6:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
6:13 Speaker 04 Nice, how've you been doing? Are you coming back and forth between Hawaii as well?
6:17 Speaker 02 Uh, not, not, not lately, cause I just had a baby.
6:20 Speaker 04 It's baby-
6:20 Speaker 01 Congratulations, Vito.
6:21 Speaker 02 Thank you, you too, congratulations to you.
6:24 Bobby Lee? Congratulations to you.
6:26 Speaker 02 Congratulations!
6:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah. You know, babies are interesting.
6:30 Speaker 01 Sure.
6:30 Speaker 04 Babies are interesting.
6:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I like when they go, um-
6:33 Speaker 01 Google Gaga?
6:34 Bobby Lee? When they say something, Google Gaga? Who said that?
6:37 Speaker 01 Me.
6:39 Bobby Lee? Hey. No.
6:40 Speaker 03 I said that.
6:41 Bobby Lee? Actually, I've, I've, I've, most people go Gaga, Gugu, but you went Gugu Gaga.
6:44 Speaker 02 No, it's Gugu Gaga.
6:45 Bobby Lee? No, I don't, I think it's Gaga, Gugu.
6:47 Speaker 02 I think it's Gugu Gaga.
6:48 Bobby Lee? What do you think it is?
6:48 Speaker 01 Uh.
6:49 Bobby Lee? Let me do it.
6:52 Bobby Lee? Gaga, Gugu.
6:54 Speaker 01 Gugu Gaga.
6:54 Bobby Lee? Ooh, Gugu Gaga.
6:57 Speaker 01 I gotta go Gugu Gaga.
6:59 Bobby Lee? I, I, I'm gonna go Gugu Gaga, yeah.
7:01 Speaker 04 If they offered you, look who's talking, would you do it? A reboot?
7:04 Speaker 02 Yes.
7:05 Speaker 01 Yeah, dude.
7:06 Bobby Lee? And I'd be, I'm talking.
7:09 Bobby Lee? It's a white baby, but it's a Korean. I would do the accent, you know what I mean?
7:12 Speaker 04 Speaking of that, you know what blew my mind the other day? I saw a clip of Pat Moriarty. You know who he is?
7:18 Bobby Lee? Pat Marita?
7:19 Speaker 04 Pat Marita, sorry.
7:20 Bobby Lee? Pat Moriarty.
7:23 Bobby Lee? He sells cars outside of Philly. Wait, wait, is, is that Sherlock Holmes? That's Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes en- enemy from Japan.
7:31 Speaker 04 Why, really? Is that really who it was?
7:33 Bobby Lee? And Pat Moriarty.
7:35 Speaker 04 That was Sherlock Holmes?
7:36 Bobby Lee? Sherlock Holmes. Moriarty, Moriarty is, right?
7:38 Speaker 04 I thought it was Opium.
7:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Uh, Moriarty.
7:41 Speaker 04 James Moriarty, oh.
7:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Moriarty was his nemesis. Anyway, you saw Pat Moriarty where?
7:46 Speaker 04 Uh, he's American. No, I saw him on a clip, it was like Battle of the Network Stars.
7:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, he's American. He died.
7:53 Speaker 04 I know.
7:53 Bobby Lee? Oh yeah, of course he's an American.
7:55 Speaker 04 I didn't know that. He killed that accent.
7:57 Bobby Lee? Oh, he did?
7:58 Speaker 04 He killed it.
7:58 Bobby Lee? He was in Happy Days.
7:59 Speaker 04 Of course. He was Arnold. But he also had, he also had an Asian accent in that.
8:04 Bobby Lee? Oh, he did do, yeah, but back then you had to do.
8:06 Speaker 01 You had to, they, they weren't casting that guy as a guy from Cleveland. That guy had to be from another country.
8:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, walking in the 50s.
8:14 Speaker 01 Have you ever met him?
8:15 Bobby Lee? No, he died before my time, but, um.
8:17 Speaker 04 You don't know him?
8:22 Speaker 01 I don't know if he's shocked that you just never crossed paths, or he thinks you guys all know each other.
8:26 Bobby Lee? I wanna say something to you.
8:27 Speaker 04 Please.
8:27 Bobby Lee? Okay, both of you, I love you, thanks for being here.
8:29 Speaker 01 Of course, we're happy, thanks for having us.
8:30 Speaker 04 You know Roy Choi, you know David Chang?
8:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I do.
8:33 Speaker 04 Ali Wong?
8:34 Bobby Lee? I do. So what else?
8:36 Speaker 04 James Moriarty.
8:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
8:38 Speaker 01 Gary Moriarty.
8:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I'm saying is, is that, um, in these days, you have gatherings.
8:46 Speaker 04 Uh huh.
8:47 Bobby Lee? We have Asian Excellence Award, we have, what's it, the Golden Rod, what is that thing?
8:52 Speaker 02 The Golden Gala?
8:53 Bobby Lee? The Golden Gala, that's where the Asians gather. So yes, I meet them there.
8:57 Speaker 01 You meet them there.
8:58 Speaker 04 Have you ever won a golden dumpling?
9:02 Bobby Lee? That was my nickname in high school.
9:04 Speaker 04 There you go.
9:04 Bobby Lee? No, but, um, yeah, so we, so if Pat was still alive, I'm 100%.
9:09 Speaker 01 You would have crossed paths.
9:09 Bobby Lee? Well, he would have done this podcast.
9:11 Speaker 04 For sure.
9:12 Speaker 01 Because I was, I, I, I know, you know, Asian actors tend to help each other out. Like you said, like you even have comics and stuff that you work with and.
9:18 Bobby Lee? Did you know Steve McQueen?
9:20 Speaker 04 Yeah.
9:22 Speaker 04 I did.
9:22 Speaker 01 Graduated high school.
9:23 Bobby Lee? Oh, did you really?
9:23 Speaker 04 I was actually in Bullet.
9:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Oh, you were? Yeah.
9:26 Speaker 04 Yeah.
9:26 Bobby Lee? You were the bullet.
9:27 Speaker 04 I was the car.
9:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Oh, you're the car. My bad. Um, yeah. Um, yeah. I don't know. Uh, what Asians do I not know?
9:33 Speaker 02 Uh, mm.
9:36 Speaker 02 The Asian mafia is pretty close knit. So I think everyone knows everyone.
9:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we have a little.
9:41 Speaker 02 Right?
9:42 Bobby Lee? We have a little. Am I part of the mafia? Yeah, come on, dude. Hello.
9:46 Speaker 01 Do you know the actress Suki?
9:47 Bobby Lee? Hello.
9:48 Speaker 04 Suki?
9:48 Speaker 02 Oh, wait, you don't know, you don't know Peggy Goo?
9:51 Bobby Lee? Peggy.
9:51 Speaker 02 She's like.
9:52 Bobby Lee? Goo Goo Gaga.
9:53 Speaker 02 High end Asian.
9:54 Bobby Lee? Really?
9:54 Speaker 02 DJ. Yeah, look her up.
9:55 Speaker 04 DJ?
9:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
9:57 Bobby Lee? That's not a, that's not.
9:58 Speaker 02 No, but she is very like socialite, cool girl. Just like pull up a picture.
10:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but did she live at, oh, we don't.
10:03 Speaker 02 She's from New.
10:04 Bobby Lee? H Fuller's gonna go crazy.
10:05 Speaker 01 Oh, wow. She's very.
10:06 Bobby Lee? Oh, she's perfect for me, dude. What are you, at a store? She, hey, what's her name? Peggy Goo?
10:13 Speaker 02 She's an international superstar, but she like.
10:15 Bobby Lee? I'm international too, Peggy Goo.
10:17 Speaker 04 Ever see the Indian dudes in Bollywood? How big those guys are?
10:21 Speaker 02 Yes.
10:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
10:21 Speaker 04 What's the guy's name? Shaka Khan or something like that?
10:24 Bobby Lee? Shaka Khan?
10:25 Speaker 01 George was a Bollywood director.
10:28 Speaker 04 Really?
10:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
10:29 Speaker 01 Oh.
10:29 Speaker 04 Wow. I always thought.
10:30 Speaker 01 Did you live over there?
10:32 Speaker 06 I lived over there for a year after college.
10:33 Bobby Lee? I lived over there for a year.
10:36 Speaker 04 Sounds like you really blended in.
10:40 Speaker 04 Where can I get some chicken tikka masala?
10:43 Speaker 06 No, no.
10:44 Speaker 04 Hey, you gonna wash your hands, buddy?
10:46 Speaker 06 I had to start doing the accent so they would understand me.
10:49 Bobby Lee? Sure. We have to change your voice now. What is that voice?
10:54 Speaker 04 You get weirder every time we come.
10:56 Speaker 01 I feel like that's, he didn't just greet me with that voice. He took a hard gear.
11:00 Speaker 04 You were wearing a suit the last time we were here.
11:02 Speaker 02 Oh, that's right. The suit era.
11:04 Bobby Lee? The suit era.
11:05 Speaker 04 Is that over? Sorry.
11:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
11:07 Speaker 06 Yeah.
11:07 Bobby Lee? Now he's doing like, "Namaste, Steven Seagal Hawaii" voice.
11:11 Speaker 04 I like the glasses.
11:12 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's good.
11:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, good shirt. Guys look good.
11:14 Bobby Lee? That's great. So, you were there for how long?
11:17 Speaker 06 A year.
11:18 Bobby Lee? A year. How many movies did you make?
11:19 Speaker 06 I was fourth assistant director on Musafir.
11:22 Bobby Lee? That's not directing.
11:23 Speaker 06 Big potboiler.
11:23 Bobby Lee? That's not directing.
11:24 Speaker 02 Oh, I got it wrong.
11:25 Speaker 01 Wait, fourth assistant director?
11:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's a P A.
11:29 Speaker 01 I don't want to say anything.
11:30 Speaker 06 Flora White, P A.
11:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a gopher. But, wow, so you, where did you stay in India?
11:38 Speaker 06 Uh, in Juhu, Juhu Beach. It's a very filmy part of Bombay.
11:41 Bobby Lee? Juhu Beach.
11:42 Speaker 01 Juhu Beach.
11:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
11:44 Speaker 01 Did you want to get into that? Is that why you went there?
11:47 Speaker 06 No, I...
11:48 Speaker 01 Did you get kidnapped or something?
11:49 Bobby Lee? Kev, Kev, why are you so aggressive?
11:51 Speaker 01 I'm just shocked.
11:52 Speaker 04 Yeah, round eye, take it easy.
11:54 Speaker 02 How do you grow up, like, you're a seven-day Adventist, right?
11:57 Speaker 06 I went to film school at the University of Michigan and they came over.
12:00 Speaker 04 What's a seven-day Adventist?
12:01 Speaker 02 They're the ones you can't, like, footloose.
12:03 Speaker 04 What are you reading, by the way? You know all these things.
12:04 Speaker 01 Very educational.
12:05 Speaker 02 It's like, a lot of Filipinos are seven-day Adventists. Well, they're the ones that...
12:08 Speaker 01 You're Filipino?
12:09 Speaker 02 Like, footloose, they can't dance. You can't drink coffee, they don't, you're vegetarian, right?
12:13 Speaker 06 Yeah, kind of like Mormons, but we worship on the holy seventh day.
12:17 Speaker 04 You're Filipino?
12:20 Speaker 04 Fucking guys all over the place.
12:21 Speaker 01 Filipino! I'm an Indian Filipina.
12:26 Speaker 04 I live in Juhu Beach.
12:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Wait, Kev, you didn't know that she was Filipino?
12:29 Speaker 01 No, I knew she was Filipino.
12:31 Bobby Lee? Oh.
12:31 Speaker 01 He said...
12:32 Bobby Lee? I thought you looked at her and go, "Are you Filipino?"
12:34 Speaker 01 No, no, no. She was explaining the religion, and she said a lot of Filipinos are.
12:38 Speaker 04 I thought most Filipinos were Catholic.
12:40 Speaker 02 Yeah, Filipinos largely Catholic. The whole south of it is Muslim. And then, I don't know, a lot of, like...
12:47 Speaker 01 Filipino-Americans, SDA, for sure.
12:49 Speaker 02 A lot of SDA, yeah.
12:50 Speaker 04 What the fuck is that?
12:51 Speaker 02 Seven-day Adventists.
12:53 Speaker 04 All right, give me a favor. I had a long week.
12:57 Speaker 04 Seven day advocate. Yeah. Is that something with Mormons or something?
13:01 Speaker 00 Similar.
13:01 Speaker 01 Similar.
13:02 Speaker 04 Similar, yeah, yeah.
13:03 Speaker 02 George, are we misrepresenting the religion?
13:05 Speaker 06 Oh, no, it came out of like 1844, like, like the late 1800s, there was a revival of Christianity in America.
13:10 Speaker 02 Yeah.
13:11 Speaker 06 And it came out of that whole movement.
13:12 Speaker 01 Are you still, do you still practice a lot?
13:13 Speaker 06 No, cuz you'd have to like go to church on Sabbath, on Saturday.
13:18 Speaker 01 Okay.
13:18 Speaker 06 Cuz they're going back to the Jesus's religion.
13:21 Speaker 01 Okay.
13:22 Speaker 06 You know, the real stuff, cuz you know, the Pope is the Antichrist cuz he changed the Seventh Day, you know? If you're, if you're ready for the end of the world, I can tell you how to avoid it.
13:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we, we really wanna know.
13:33 Speaker 06 I know all about.
13:34 Speaker 02 Do you believe in the Rapture?
13:35 Speaker 04 This is what you were raised in?
13:36 Speaker 06 Yeah.
13:37 Speaker 04 Okay.
13:38 Bobby Lee? I wanna know, I wanna know, what do I do?
13:40 Speaker 06 Well, the Pope's the Antichrist because he changed the Holy Sabbath Day to Sunday.
13:43 Bobby Lee? Whoa, who are you, Sinead O'Connor all of a sudden?
13:45 Speaker 06 Bastardizing God's rules, okay, so the mark of the beast is actually worshiping on Sunday.
13:51 Speaker 02 Oh.
13:53 Speaker 06 So, when the end of the world comes, you know, you, to get saved, you gotta just worship on Saturday.
13:57 Speaker 01 If you didn't have a microphone, they, and you were on the street, people would think you're crazy saying all that, which I respect.
14:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so if I went on Saturday to church and stuff, but I didn't believe in God, is, am I good?
14:08 Speaker 06 Um, halfway there, halfway there.
14:10 Bobby Lee? I'm halfway there.
14:11 Speaker 04 You're gonna listen to this guy?
14:13 Bobby Lee? What is that?
14:13 Speaker 00 That's their leader.
14:14 Speaker 01 That's their like Joseph Smith.
14:18 Speaker 01 It's a, it's a woman.
14:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
14:19 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah, I kinda like that.
14:20 Speaker 01 That's pretty progressive, or back then.
14:21 Speaker 04 Sure.
14:22 Speaker 01 That's great.
14:23 Bobby Lee? That's great. Wow, not a lot of titty on that.
14:26 Speaker 01 Do you?
14:27 Speaker 04 Handsome woman.
14:29 Speaker 01 Let's pause for that.
14:30 Bobby Lee? Let's pause and reflect, not a lot of titty.
14:32 Speaker 04 You're talking shit about the Pope, you're back in L and G White.
14:37 Speaker 02 L and G.
14:39 Bobby Lee? It's so, that garb seems so hot.
14:41 Speaker 04 Ah, must've sucked.
14:42 Bobby Lee? And you have to do every individual button, look at that, those aren't.
14:45 Speaker 01 Crazy.
14:46 Speaker 04 You gotta make all that shit.
14:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, but those aren't snap-ons.
14:48 Speaker 04 Mm-mm.
14:49 Bobby Lee? You have to go, every morning, oh, good morning, and then.
14:53 Speaker 04 Imagine being half drunk, trying to make a move on her?
14:55 Speaker 02 Isn't the lore around like petty, you know, when women had like multiple layers of clothing in the skirts? Apparently that was because it was like the era of like venereal disease? And it would mask the smell of the venereal.
15:09 Bobby Lee? God damn, god damn.
15:10 Speaker 02 I don't know if that's just the lore, I don't know if that's actually true, but.
15:14 Bobby Lee? Well, you could smell syphilis?
15:16 Speaker 02 You could smell anything.
15:18 Speaker 04 It smells like syrup.
15:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
15:20 Speaker 01 Canadian syrup.
15:21 Bobby Lee? Can you tell, if I smelled gonorrhea and then syphilis, would I be able to know the difference? This one's tangier. This is syphilis.
15:27 Speaker 02 Uh, gonorrhea-
15:29 Bobby Lee? This one has more ood, you know, you know.
15:31 Speaker 02 Syphilis is actually not, gonorrhea would probably smell more because it's like a bacterial thing.
15:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:37 Speaker 02 Syphilis is like a long progression, like a chronic sickness.
15:41 Bobby Lee? Hi, man. Do you have any diseases?
15:42 Speaker 01 No, man, but sure about that?
15:44 Speaker 02 You've never had?
15:46 Speaker 01 You have to praise this woman or what?
15:48 Speaker 04 And we're not shit, we're not shit.
15:50 Bobby Lee? You mean a praiser, like, like she's property? What do you mean?
15:53 Speaker 04 We're not shit.
15:53 Speaker 01 Like praise her, like-
15:54 Bobby Lee? Oh, praise her.
15:55 Speaker 01 Like, God and stuff.
15:56 Bobby Lee? Or like bow down and pray to her?
15:58 Speaker 01 Yeah.
15:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I don't think so, David.
15:59 Speaker 04 No, it's not the way they do it, right?
16:00 Speaker 06 You just read all of her books. She wrote The Great Controversy, which is all about the big war in heaven that's happening right now.
16:05 Speaker 01 Right.
16:05 Bobby Lee? Oh, wow.
16:06 Speaker 02 Wow.
16:07 Speaker 06 Between the good and bad angels.
16:08 Bobby Lee? There's a war in heaven?
16:09 Speaker 06 Yeah.
16:10 Bobby Lee? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:11 Speaker 02 Who's fighting? Who's beefing up there?
16:12 Speaker 06 Well, the good and the bad angel.
16:13 Bobby Lee? Santa versus Moses? Like, what is it?
16:17 Speaker 01 Red versus blue?
16:18 Speaker 04 Moses drops back, passes the Moses.
16:23 Speaker 04 So they don't think all that stuff happened in the beginning of time? The fallen angels and all that stuff?
16:28 Speaker 06 Oh, uh, no, and, uh, just wait, which ones?
16:30 Speaker 02 Because why is the devil up there? Shouldn't he be down there in hell? Why are they, why is he beefing with-
16:35 Speaker 06 I don't remember. It's a long book and I-
16:37 Speaker 02 And you guys-
16:38 Speaker 01 I skimmed through it once.
16:40 Bobby Lee? He has an all-access pass, I think. Don't you think?
16:43 Speaker 01 Pass, pass.
16:43 Bobby Lee? Don't you think he has a pass to get up there?
16:45 Speaker 01 The devil?
16:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
16:45 Speaker 02 Because he's an ex-
16:46 Speaker 01 He can do whatever he wants.
16:47 Speaker 02 Angel, right?
16:47 Bobby Lee? He's an angel.
16:48 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
16:49 Speaker 01 You guys are, I'm out of my depth on this one.
16:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah. You really?
16:52 Speaker 02 What about dinosaurs? You didn't believe in-
16:54 Speaker 01 Not religious.
16:55 Bobby Lee? Me either.
16:55 Speaker 01 You need it, yeah.
16:56 Speaker 06 Well, dinosaurs, actually, dinosaur Bob came to my, uh, grade school. In fifth grade, I learned that dinosaurs were created during the flood. And, you know, why you have different stratas of like dinosaurs is because the fast dinosaurs could run to the top of the hill. And that's why every dinosaur is in a different era. Like, so they're really like, the amoebas are at the bottom, and then they got filled in with the flood, they got drowned, and then you have like every little like, so like, yeah.
17:22 Speaker 01 Right on.
17:22 Bobby Lee? Bobby, why don't you play us a song?
17:27 Speaker 04 Thank you, Mr. Scooball.
17:30 Bobby Lee? Dinosaurs.
17:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, really? Interesting.
17:37 Speaker 04 Do you believe this, or are you just?
17:40 Bobby Lee? H, don't, don't.
17:41 Speaker 04 Okay.
17:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:42 Speaker 00 Don't, don't taunt him.
17:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good. Good, good information.
17:59 Bobby Lee? How are you preparing for the colder season and spending more time indoors in your bedroom?
18:04 Speaker 00 Yes.
18:05 Bobby Lee? Staying comfortable inside with your Helix mattress, correct?
18:07 Speaker 00 Of course.
18:08 Bobby Lee? You know, I have rooms.
18:10 Speaker 00 Okay.
18:10 Speaker 02 Plenty.
18:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, not as big as Andrew Santino, my house, but, you know what I mean, it's pretty good.
18:15 Speaker 00 Yeah.
18:15 Bobby Lee? Couple of rooms, all my rooms have beds, all my beds are Helix because
18:19 Speaker 00 Wow.
18:20 Bobby Lee? if I have guests, you know what I mean, we have, you know, if we are going to Civil War and some, you know, some bearded man wanted to spend the night, I would want that bearded man to sleep on one of the best mattresses possible.
18:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, good night's rest.
18:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, um, it's, uh, you could, you can fill out a little form.
18:38 Speaker 02 It's so easy, you just take a little quiz and let them know if you're a back sleeper, a side sleeper, what aches and pains you have, and it matches you with the perfect mattress. For instance, like, I run really hot.
18:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:48 Speaker 02 And I'm a side sleeper, so I got matched with a midnight mattress.
18:50 Bobby Lee? I sleep upside down, you know.
18:52 Speaker 02 You do, and they have a mattress for that.
18:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that really helps me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:55 Speaker 02 Yeah.
18:56 Speaker 00 And has your sleeping improved?
18:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, dude, for, for, for sure.
18:59 Speaker 00 Cause of Helix?
19:00 Bobby Lee? Exactly, dude. It's, it really is the best mattress. And I, I don't know what you, what use, you know, it's probably some bamboo sticks or whatever, but whatever, or whatever you do, you know what I mean, but I'm, I'm going to encourage you
19:12 Speaker 00 To get a Helix.
19:13 Bobby Lee? To get a Helix, you know.
19:14 Speaker 00 Cause the cold season's coming up.
19:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, exactly.
19:16 Speaker 02 And me and my partner. Cuffing season.
19:18 Speaker 00 Cuffing season.
19:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So, um, guys, if you want the best mattress, you want the Slept King, if you want to sleep like the Slept King, sleep on Helix.
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19:41 Speaker 02 Oh yeah.
19:41 Bobby Lee? This segment is presented by Cash App. The other day I was online, maybe a couple of weeks ago, so maybe two weeks ago. Um, and I, um, you know, I, I, I like to buy cologne.
19:52 Speaker 02 A lot.
19:53 Bobby Lee? But you know, buying cologne online is crazy. Because you're not smelling it.
19:59 Speaker 02 I've seen you in action.
20:00 Speaker 01 Oh, blind purchase.
20:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you're blinding it and you're, you're reading the description. It says like oaky, foresty, but also with a floral scent. You know what I mean? With a little bit of lavender and, um, oud.
20:13 Speaker 02 And you think, I, I think, I'm pretty sure I'd like this.
20:17 Bobby Lee? You think, you, you, you, and then it comes and you spray it.
20:21 Speaker 01 And you disappoint.
20:22 Bobby Lee? And you spill like a Hungarian gulag.
20:24 Speaker 01 Yeah. So, Clal, do you have any items that you've purchased?
20:28 Speaker 02 I'm a little bit more of a careful shopper, but I would say one.
20:31 Speaker 01 Shots fired.
20:32 Speaker 02 Um, one of my more recent ones, I think just cause like, as like a mom, you wanna buy everything all the time.
20:41 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
20:41 Speaker 02 For your kid, like dumb stuff at like three in the morning.
20:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
20:45 Speaker 02 So, most of my.
20:46 Bobby Lee? Like what, a rattler?
20:48 Speaker 02 Like, for instance, right? You're like, oh, he likes.
20:51 Bobby Lee? Three in the morning, you bring a rattler.
20:53 Speaker 02 Not a rattler. Like, you're like, oh, he's like, he probably doesn't need one for like a couple of years, but let's buy him a whole kitchen set.
21:01 Speaker 01 Oh, God.
21:02 Bobby Lee? Why?
21:03 Speaker 02 I don't know, cause he's.
21:04 Bobby Lee? You think he's gonna be a culinary genius?
21:05 Speaker 02 But it's that type of stuff at 2:00 AM where you're like, oh, I've now spent a grand.
21:10 Bobby Lee? How about Samoan baby socks? I mean, he's a pretty big.
21:13 Speaker 01 Got big feet?
21:14 Bobby Lee? Big feet.
21:15 Speaker 02 He does have big feet.
21:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:17 Speaker 02 No.
21:17 Bobby Lee? That's what I would do if I were you, but anyway.
21:18 Speaker 01 So, not worth it?
21:19 Bobby Lee? Not worth it.
21:20 Speaker 02 I think always worth it because for the memories, for the memories and just for the silliness of it all.
21:26 Speaker 01 Hi, May? Uh, I go to websites every now and then and.
21:29 Speaker 02 What kind?
21:30 Speaker 01 Just websites where they sell stuff. What kinda stuff? I buy. Why are you saying it this way?
21:35 Speaker 02 That sounds so shady.
21:36 Speaker 01 I bought some, uh.
21:38 Speaker 02 Are you trying to say mahogany?
21:39 Speaker 01 Mahogany.
21:40 Speaker 02 Mahogany.
21:40 Bobby Lee? Mahogany what? Did you just put like eight by five pieces of wood?
21:45 Speaker 01 Mahogany.
21:45 Bobby Lee? Mahogany? Four by five, and what are you gonna make?
21:48 Speaker 01 A hut.
21:49 Bobby Lee? Okay, okay, I get it. That's the, if you're gonna make a hot, mahogany is the root wood.
21:54 Speaker 01 Yeah, it is.
21:55 Speaker 00 Was it worth it or not?
21:57 Speaker 01 I haven't got it, but I think it is.
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22:36 Bobby Lee? So, there's levels to the dinosaurs fossils, is what you're saying?
22:40 Speaker 06 Well, yeah, the fast ones.
22:40 Bobby Lee? Okay, good, good. I fucked up.
22:42 Speaker 06 That's why you have like bigger dinosaurs at the end, at the top.
22:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
22:45 Speaker 04 Top of what?
22:47 Speaker 06 Like the strata of like the eras, like, you know, like, there was.
22:50 Speaker 04 Like where you find the fossils?
22:51 Speaker 06 Yeah.
22:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So if you, if you dig deep enough, there's like older, is what you're saying?
22:56 Speaker 04 The old fat dinosaurs.
22:57 Speaker 06 You know, that's why.
22:57 Bobby Lee? Oh, there's little tiny ones.
22:59 Speaker 02 Oh, cute.
22:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
23:00 Speaker 06 Yeah.
23:00 Bobby Lee? You know those tiny T-Rexes?
23:01 Speaker 02 So cute.
23:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, they're adorable. Yeah.
23:03 Speaker 01 So, the franchise of Jurassic Park.
23:06 Bobby Lee? Okay.
23:06 Speaker 01 Is that any relation to this?
23:08 Speaker 04 She wrote that book.
23:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
23:11 Bobby Lee? The Jurassic Park is factual.
23:12 Speaker 02 By Alan Gould.
23:14 Speaker 01 By that white lady.
23:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, by, yeah, very good.
23:17 Speaker 01 And it's Steven Spielberg.
23:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Have you ever met Mexicans before?
23:20 Speaker 01 What's up? Yeah.
23:21 Bobby Lee? No, I'm asking these guys.
23:22 Speaker 01 Yeah, they have. Yeah.
23:23 Bobby Lee? Well, you're from the East Coast, more Puerto Ricans and?
23:24 Speaker 01 It's more Dominican, more Puerto Rican.
23:26 Bobby Lee? Dominican, yeah.
23:26 Speaker 04 Not at all, baby. You live in Queens, the most diverse place on the planet.
23:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Whoa.
23:31 Speaker 04 No dinosaurs, though.
23:32 Bobby Lee? No, yeah. Queen, you both live in Queens?
23:35 Speaker 01 Nah, I live in Manhattan.
23:36 Bobby Lee? Manhattan. Um, do you guys see each other outside of work?
23:40 Speaker 04 Hmm. Touchy subject.
23:43 Bobby Lee? I mean, because, let me say something. People seem to think that me and Andrew hang out all the time, but no, it's mostly work.
23:50 Speaker 03 Sure.
23:50 Speaker 04 Sure.
23:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
23:51 Speaker 03 But. We work a lot, though.
23:53 Speaker 02 That's not true. We all hang out.
23:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's true.
23:56 Speaker 02 This podcast hangs out.
23:57 Bobby Lee? We hang out more, I think.
23:59 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:59 Speaker 04 You guys all go out together?
24:00 Speaker 02 Yeah, we just like to have Sunday, family function.
24:03 Speaker 04 Family function?
24:04 Bobby Lee? Well, she had, uh, her.
24:06 Speaker 02 My baby's birthday.
24:07 Bobby Lee? Baby's birthday.
24:08 Speaker 04 Okay, so everybody went to that?
24:09 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, well, I went.
24:11 Speaker 04 What about, um?
24:12 Bobby Lee? George didn't go.
24:13 Speaker 02 Everyone is invited.
24:14 Speaker 03 We're all invited.
24:15 Speaker 04 Do you guys go?
24:15 Bobby Lee? Gilbert didn't go. Alex went. Why didn't you guys go?
24:18 Speaker 03 I was in Torrance.
24:19 Bobby Lee? Oh, oh, pretty far. Pretty far away. What about you, George?
24:23 Speaker 06 Um, I was sick.
24:24 Speaker 04 I can't go out on Wednesdays.
24:29 Speaker 04 I'm teasing you, George, I'm sorry.
24:30 Bobby Lee? So you guys don't?
24:31 Speaker 04 I feel like he's getting mad.
24:32 Speaker 03 He's gonna murder you. On the seventh day, you will go.
24:37 Bobby Lee? But you guys don't, then?
24:38 Speaker 04 No, we do. We'll go to a, you know, we'll go to a game.
24:40 Speaker 03 Yeah.
24:41 Speaker 04 We'll catch a dinner. You know, but we see each other, when we see each other, he's got the baby and, you know.
24:46 Speaker 03 We also work like three or four days a week together. So it's like we're together a lot.
24:50 Bobby Lee? Oh, right, right, right.
24:51 Speaker 03 So it's not like we're just like meeting.
24:52 Speaker 04 And I'm a lot.
24:53 Speaker 03 Uh, sure. It's not like we're meeting up like once a week.
24:57 Speaker 04 We'll get beers or something.
24:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
24:59 Speaker 04 See each other.
24:59 Speaker 03 Do spots, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:01 Bobby Lee? Are you the more, cause in my relationship with Andrew, um, he's the responsible one.
25:05 Speaker 04 Yeah.
25:06 Bobby Lee? So you're the responsible one?
25:08 Speaker 04 We touched this a little bit.
25:11 Bobby Lee? You're, so you take on?
25:12 Speaker 04 He's Abraham Lincoln.
25:13 Bobby Lee? All right, so you take on, what, how many percentage of the work do you take on?
25:17 Speaker 03 Uh, outside of the show?
25:19 Bobby Lee? No, just in the show.
25:20 Speaker 04 Ninety percent.
25:21 Speaker 03 Yeah, a lot, a lot of the work. A lot of the business.
25:23 Speaker 04 Every bit of our success was engineered by Kevin Ryan.
25:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
25:27 Speaker 04 And I'll be honest with you, and I'm, I'm saying this.
25:30 Bobby Lee? Okay.
25:30 Speaker 04 This is fact. I think we've gotten far enough now into the podcast era, this is fact. Nobody did what this guy did.
25:37 Speaker 03 Hey.
25:38 Speaker 04 Nobody did.
25:38 Speaker 03 No.
25:39 Speaker 04 From nothing. We weren't famous before.
25:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
25:42 Speaker 04 Engineered every strategy, one of the best, uh, Patreons, one of the best.
25:46 Speaker 03 We got a big fight before we came over here.
25:48 Speaker 04 One of the best, like.
25:52 Speaker 04 Huge cock.
25:57 Speaker 03 First of all, for the listener, we're on day 10 of a trip. So it's just, you know, we've been living together, just tensions are high.
26:03 Bobby Lee? Please, please, please tell me what the fight was about. Please, please, please.
26:09 Speaker 03 Just no one incident, just.
26:10 Bobby Lee? I know, but that's what I can tell. Because I know that Andrew, right, you build resentment, right?
26:17 Speaker 04 You guys getting fights, fights?
26:18 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
26:19 Speaker 04 Now you do?
26:19 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
26:20 Speaker 03 Because I remember we were in Austin together and we were in the car and you're like, do you fight? Do you guys fight? And we're like, we're also wildly just, we come from broken dysfunctional families.
26:29 Speaker 04 Yeah, so do we.
26:31 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like, it's not cra- you know, it's like, we just blow up and then fucking move on.
26:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so what was the fight about earlier?
26:38 Speaker 04 Lot of stuff going on.
26:41 Speaker 04 You know a little bit of it.
26:42 Bobby Lee? Okay, aside from that.
26:45 Bobby Lee? Is it, is it resent- am I, am I wrong here?
26:47 Speaker 03 No.
26:48 Speaker 02 But then if they, hang on, if they talk about it, you have to talk about your fights. The real one in London.
26:59 Speaker 03 Lead with London and we'll lead with LA.
27:02 Speaker 04 What's your problem, Bobby?
27:03 Bobby Lee? All right, you guys go first and then I will go.
27:05 Speaker 03 Nah, nah, nah.
27:06 Bobby Lee? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
27:07 Speaker 04 I had a rough summer and I put, I had a rough summer and I put a lot of stress on the boys.
27:12 Bobby Lee? I see.
27:12 Speaker 03 We, yeah.
27:13 Speaker 04 Yeah.
27:14 Speaker 03 It was just, and listen, we've been together for 10 days.
27:16 Speaker 04 But that's not why I said that, he's joking. He really did engineer like this crazy.
27:20 Bobby Lee? We understand what you were trying to do.
27:21 Speaker 04 No.
27:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that's what I do. What you do is stuff that I've done, okay?
27:27 Speaker 04 Yeah.
27:27 Speaker 03 How long have you guys been friends? Fif- yeah, 15 years.
27:30 Speaker 04 How the fuck did you?
27:31 Speaker 03 I know, yeah. I thought they piped that in from the outside.
27:35 Speaker 04 School newspaper?
27:39 Speaker 03 So what do you guys like to do in your free time?
27:41 Speaker 04 We've been friends since we started comedy. We started around 2008, 2009 in Philly. Ravenland.
27:47 Bobby Lee? Or I'll go first then.
27:48 Speaker 04 No, that's it.
27:50 Bobby Lee? And then you go.
27:51 Speaker 04 No, that's really it.
27:52 Bobby Lee? Oh, so so there was no like, when you guys fight, there's no screaming?
27:57 Speaker 04 Of course, of course.
27:58 Speaker 03 Yeah, of course, we're fucking dysfunctional.
28:00 Speaker 04 Today was a little different. I, you know, I'd been putting the boys under a lot of stress. Um, and it kind of, you know, peaked. Came out.
28:08 Bobby Lee? Right.
28:08 Speaker 04 Yeah.
28:09 Bobby Lee? Um, would you take on some more workload so that resentment doesn't build up?
28:12 Speaker 04 It's not that.
28:14 Bobby Lee? Okay, okay, okay.
28:14 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's not the workload.
28:16 Bobby Lee? Okay.
28:17 Speaker 04 He wouldn't want me doing this.
28:18 Bobby Lee? Can I be honest with you?
28:18 Speaker 04 Yes, please.
28:19 Bobby Lee? That was a nothing burger.
28:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What your thing was a nothing burger and now I have to do my big, big thing at London? That's not fair. Yeah, yeah, right?
28:27 Speaker 02 Yeah.
28:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you didn't give me enough.
28:30 Speaker 02 Yeah, you didn't get enough. I don't think you should.
28:32 Speaker 04 Because there really isn't anything, there really isn't.
28:34 Speaker 02 Because the London is juicy, it's too juicy.
28:36 Speaker 04 Then hit us.
28:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
28:37 Speaker 04 No. Why?
28:38 Speaker 03 Ours wasn't juicy enough.
28:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, get me juicy.
28:40 Speaker 04 It's not tit for tat.
28:41 Bobby Lee? Yes, it is. Give me juicy, I'll give you juice. Okay? Let's juice it out, dude.
28:47 Speaker 03 It's dishonest. This one wasn't, it wasn't that juicy. It was, we had a bit of a snafu with doing a Patreon episode.
28:55 Bobby Lee? Okay.
28:55 Speaker 03 We were like, okay, we have to scrap it and can't use it. That's all.
28:59 Speaker 04 I've been fucking up all summer. I had a bad summer.
29:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
29:02 Speaker 04 And I've been driving these guys crazy.
29:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
29:05 Speaker 04 Depression, anxiety, mental illness, uh, personal stuff. You know, and I've been wearing it.
29:13 Speaker 02 2025 has been fucked for a lot of people. I hear ya.
29:17 Bobby Lee? It's been rough.
29:17 Speaker 02 I hear ya.
29:18 Speaker 03 Rough. It's okay, man. Ralph screams at me.
29:21 Speaker 04 Get off of me.
29:24 Speaker 04 Who invited this guy?
29:26 Speaker 02 Ralph screams at you?
29:27 Speaker 03 Yeah, sometimes.
29:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, well, he, your dynamic is different then, because he, he's best friends with Ralph Boboza.
29:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, I love Ralph, of course.
29:33 Bobby Lee? And they grew up together as kids.
29:34 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's a little deft, like.
29:36 Speaker 01 20 plus years.
29:37 Speaker 03 Yeah.
29:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
29:37 Speaker 01 Not to brag.
29:40 Speaker 01 They get 15.
29:40 Speaker 04 You better hang on to him like grim death.
29:45 Speaker 04 By the way, speaking of Ralph, I said this the other day, bit of a glow up as far as uh his look. He's got the hair long now.
29:52 Speaker 02 I agree.
29:53 Speaker 04 He looks like a fucking movie star.
29:54 Speaker 02 Yeah, he does.
29:55 Speaker 04 And let me tell you something, action buddy cop movie, couple of years, Cam Patterson, Ralph Barbosa.
30:01 Speaker 03 Oh yeah.
30:02 Speaker 04 Right?
30:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
30:03 Speaker 04 Right?
30:03 Bobby Lee? Are you a casting director? I love it.
30:04 Speaker 04 No, but I'd like to have you play the sergeant.
30:08 Bobby Lee? I'll be the sergeant in the movie?
30:09 Speaker 04 You'll be the angry, you'll be the angry, you know.
30:11 Bobby Lee? I don't even know what sergeant talk, let me, let me give you a try. Alley-oop, up, up.
30:16 Speaker 03 Alley-oop. Alley-oop, what are you, basketball coach?
30:19 Bobby Lee? I don't know. Attention, right, did they say that?
30:22 Speaker 03 Have you never, have you ever played a cop?
30:23 Bobby Lee? Get in line.
30:25 Speaker 02 Cop, Bobby, cop.
30:26 Bobby Lee? Oh, I thought I was on the military.
30:27 Speaker 03 You're doing lieutenant.
30:28 Bobby Lee? Oh, oh, really? I thought it was military.
30:30 Speaker 03 No, like a buddy cop.
30:32 Speaker 04 Like the cop, you know, the captain. Barbosa, Patton, get in here.
30:36 Bobby Lee? Barbosa, cap, wait, Barbosa who?
30:38 Speaker 02 Cam Patterson.
30:41 Speaker 04 Barbosa, Patterson, get in here.
30:42 Bobby Lee? Let me do it, let me do it, let me do it. Barbosa, Cam, get in here.
30:45 Speaker 04 We'll let you know.
30:46 Speaker 03 That's, I liked it.
30:50 Speaker 03 It's alright.
30:50 Bobby Lee? You'll let me know?
30:51 Speaker 04 I'll let you know.
30:52 Bobby Lee? It was a cold read.
30:53 Speaker 04 Hey, this is Hollywood, baby.
30:55 Bobby Lee? Okay, alright.
30:56 Speaker 04 It's all cold reads.
30:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I lost it in the room.
31:00 Speaker 04 Have you been in the room? Can I ask you that lately? Or is it all self tapes?
31:04 Bobby Lee? Uh, I haven't been in the room in probably pre-COVID.
31:08 Speaker 04 It sucks.
31:09 Bobby Lee? No, I don't, I never liked the room.
31:11 Speaker 04 You're crazy.
31:11 Bobby Lee? You like the room?
31:12 Speaker 04 That's what, you're booking the room, not the park. You go in there, hey, doing, good to see you.
31:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
31:17 Speaker 04 I send my tape in, I look, fuck, that probably could pass the slate.
31:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but do you do tape, do you tape with him?
31:22 Speaker 03 No, he'll do it in the studio sometimes, I'll have like one of our producers do it or whatever.
31:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, do you give him notes?
31:28 Speaker 03 No, it's usually before or after I've left. He does it on personal time.
31:32 Bobby Lee? Right, because he's more of the actor than you are.
31:34 Speaker 03 Yeah.
31:34 Bobby Lee? You don't ever want to do it.
31:35 Speaker 03 Not really, no, I've never been drawn to it, he did it, you know, before, kind of comedy or whatever, yeah, I've never just been drawn to it.
31:42 Bobby Lee? Hmm, and so do you slate?
31:45 Speaker 04 Yeah, I slate.
31:47 Bobby Lee? I don't think you slate, dude.
31:48 Speaker 04 I do slate. I've been pushing back on it lately, all that stuff.
31:51 Bobby Lee? Do you slate good?
31:52 Speaker 04 I mean, you don't, what's slate good? Hi, I'm H. Foley, I live in New York, I'm 5'11".
31:56 Bobby Lee? You're, you're.
31:57 Speaker 04 Well, fuck yourself.
31:58 Bobby Lee? No.
31:59 Speaker 04 I need this, don't fuck this up for me. That shit's so dumb. It's so dumb.
32:03 Bobby Lee? You booked the room, you booked the job through the slate.
32:07 Speaker 04 Yeah, then what the fuck is that?
32:09 Speaker 03 How do you do it then? You just took what he said.
32:11 Bobby Lee? What do you mean?
32:11 Speaker 03 When he said you booked.
32:12 Speaker 04 The room. Now, he's, he's saying that most of the times the casting directors don't get past the slate.
32:18 Bobby Lee? So the slate has to be good.
32:20 Speaker 03 What's a good slate then?
32:21 Bobby Lee? What?
32:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, sure.
32:22 Speaker 03 As a novice, what's a good slate?
32:23 Bobby Lee? Okay.
32:24 Speaker 03 I don't know.
32:24 Bobby Lee? I, I mean, this is my theory.
32:26 Speaker 04 Hey, oh, tell me ho.
32:27 Bobby Lee? Um, my theory is this, is that I try to get them to laugh through the slate.
32:33 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
32:34 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? Sure. Like, I'll go backwards.
32:37 Speaker 04 You'll go backwards?
32:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
32:38 Speaker 03 Five eleven.
32:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'll slate my back.
32:40 Speaker 03 Los Angeles.
32:40 Bobby Lee? No, I'll just turn my whole back.
32:41 Speaker 03 Oh, you'll turn your whole back.
32:42 Bobby Lee? My whole back, okay? It helps, you know what I mean? Or I'll, like, start giggling. I don't, I'll just do something.
32:47 Speaker 03 Do people do bits, like, corny bits, like, um, you know?
32:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'll do a little shimmy, you know what I mean?
32:51 Speaker 04 Do you ever do the slate in character, whatever, whatever you're doing, or you just, you do it normal?
32:55 Bobby Lee? Forget about my Bobby Lee.
32:58 Speaker 04 What? Who's that?
32:59 Bobby Lee? Hey, I'm five foot four, Bobby Lee. You know what I mean? I'm slating, and I do the, eh, forget about.
33:05 Speaker 04 Uh-huh. Oh, you'll do that?
33:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:07 Speaker 04 That's good.
33:09 Speaker 04 You're also Bobby Lee.
33:11 Bobby Lee? What do you mean?
33:12 Speaker 04 You know?
33:13 Speaker 03 You're a known actor in entertainment.
33:15 Bobby Lee? I'm not a known actor, man, I'm not a known actor, you know? So, do, do, you, you'd be surprised. They go, what have you done?
33:21 Speaker 03 That's crazy.
33:22 Bobby Lee? No, but that's, you'll, that's it.
33:23 Speaker 04 That's the industry's problem, Bobby. That ain't you.
33:26 Bobby Lee? I know, but there's always been a disconnect, I've already said this before, but there's always been a disconnect between what's going on in the world and what they're doing.
33:32 Speaker 03 Sure.
33:32 Speaker 04 Yeah.
33:33 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? It's a lot of like, um, although last night I was at, um, the Comedy Store.
33:38 Speaker 04 Uh-huh.
33:39 Bobby Lee? And there was a lot of Fox people there.
33:41 Speaker 04 Fox people.
33:43 Speaker 03 Foxy people.
33:44 Bobby Lee? Fox people.
33:45 Speaker 04 Okay, from the network?
33:47 Bobby Lee? No.
33:47 Speaker 03 We're in Hollywood.
33:48 Bobby Lee? They're from the woods.
33:49 Speaker 04 Ah.
33:50 Speaker 02 Foxes.
33:53 Speaker 04 You like Fox? I like foxes.
33:54 Bobby Lee? No, there was, and, and, you know.
33:57 Speaker 04 What?
33:59 Speaker 03 What is happening?
34:00 Speaker 04 Like Fox News or like Fox?
34:02 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, no, fuck, no. Bret Baer wasn't there. No.
34:06 Speaker 04 I love Brett Baer. Brett Baer.
34:08 Bobby Lee? Brett Baer, no.
34:08 Speaker 04 He looks like a cartoon character.
34:09 Bobby Lee? No, I just have, you know, you, over the years, you have relationships with it, so they, you know, I mean, I said hide it, you know what I mean?
34:15 Speaker 04 What were they doing there?
34:16 Bobby Lee? They did a showcase thing at the, like, Fox New Faces or something.
34:20 Speaker 04 Ah.
34:20 Speaker 03 Fox New Faces.
34:21 Bobby Lee? Which those things never work.
34:23 Speaker 03 Yeah.
34:23 Bobby Lee? What?
34:24 Speaker 02 That's weird.
34:24 Bobby Lee? Why?
34:25 Speaker 04 Why?
34:25 Speaker 02 Fox New Faces?
34:26 Bobby Lee? No, like, they're seeing the new kids. Like, a showcase.
34:30 Speaker 02 Yeah.
34:31 Bobby Lee? What?
34:31 Speaker 04 They're gearing up to make a run.
34:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
34:34 Speaker 03 Looking at fresh, young, hot talent, that's why we're in town.
34:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but do you have, like, those kind of new faces-y things? I never was.
34:41 Speaker 03 We've never done any of them.
34:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, me either.
34:42 Speaker 03 We've literally had zero industry.
34:44 Bobby Lee? Zero.
34:45 Speaker 03 Anything. I'm not even joking, from any, no one's ever been like, "Do this," or "Here's this thing."
34:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
34:50 Speaker 03 Not one time.
34:51 Bobby Lee? Not one time.
34:52 Speaker 04 Kevin Ryan did it all.
34:53 Speaker 03 Not, okay.
34:54 Bobby Lee? He did? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:55 Speaker 03 Here's Kevin Ryan, new face.
34:57 Bobby Lee? What do you mean? So you've never, like, Netflix?
34:58 Speaker 03 Never done John Tru- in Montreal.
35:00 Bobby Lee? Uh-uh.
35:00 Speaker 03 We've never done, you know.
35:01 Bobby Lee? Netflix hasn't said, "Hey, come do a show."
35:03 Speaker 04 No.
35:03 Speaker 03 No, nothing.
35:04 Bobby Lee? Wow.
35:05 Speaker 03 We had some, we had some big Hollywood meetings this week, that's why we're in town.
35:08 Bobby Lee? All right, good, good.
35:09 Speaker 03 Suck our dick.
35:10 Bobby Lee? Who with?
35:11 Speaker 03 Gelsons.
35:11 Bobby Lee? Gelsons?
35:12 Speaker 03 Ralphs.
35:12 Bobby Lee? The grocery store.
35:14 Speaker 03 I'm a cashier next week. Part-time, training.
35:17 Bobby Lee? Wow.
35:17 Speaker 03 Yeah.
35:18 Bobby Lee? So you did go today, and you were pitching ideas, or?
35:21 Speaker 03 Yeah, but like.
35:22 Speaker 04 More general, more, what are you doing, what are we doing?
35:24 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's just like, they're like, "Oh, you guys are doing great," and you're like, "Yeah," you're just like, you can't, I don't know.
35:29 Bobby Lee? Can you tell me what companies you went?
35:31 Speaker 03 Uh, Kevin Hart's.
35:33 Bobby Lee? Great.
35:34 Speaker 04 All Things Comedy.
35:34 Speaker 03 All Things Comedy.
35:35 Bobby Lee? Oh, that, yeah, that's easy.
35:36 Speaker 03 Uh.
35:37 Speaker 04 North Hills.
35:37 Speaker 03 North Hills.
35:38 Bobby Lee? Who'd you see at All Things?
35:40 Speaker 03 The new guys.
35:41 Speaker 02 Billy.
35:42 Bobby Lee? Billy, Rosenberg.
35:42 Speaker 03 Yes.
35:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he's the best.
35:44 Speaker 02 Andrew.
35:44 Speaker 04 Yeah, great.
35:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, everybody's great.
35:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
35:46 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, you guys are with them.
35:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
35:47 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:49 Bobby Lee? Why not?
35:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they knew we were doing.
35:50 Bobby Lee? We know what you're up to.
35:51 Speaker 02 But Billy was, uh, um, head of, uh, comedy at Hulu for a long time.
35:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah?
35:55 Speaker 03 Yeah.
35:56 Speaker 04 Yeah, he was great.
35:56 Speaker 03 No, everybody was really nice, it's just like, very much, I don't know.
35:59 Speaker 04 Kevin Hart's got a nice place.
36:01 Speaker 03 Nice joint. We sat in, there was, it was like a seventy, seventy-person conference room, it was me, him, and one other guy.
36:06 Bobby Lee? Wow. Were you nervous?
36:08 Speaker 03 What? No, we were pretty hungover.
36:09 Bobby Lee? Nervous?
36:11 Speaker 01 Over.
36:11 Bobby Lee? Whoa, I like the confidence.
36:13 Speaker 04 What are you talking about?
36:14 Bobby Lee? What do you mean? Is that, that's a valid question?
36:16 Speaker 04 Nervous.
36:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
36:17 Speaker 04 What am I, an open mic'er with a number on my chest? What are you talking?
36:21 Speaker 03 Hi, H Foley, five eleven from New York.
36:23 Speaker 04 They never gave us anything. We took it. What, what, what are you gonna do?
36:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:26 Speaker 04 Huh?
36:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but do you have a plan thing when you go in there?
36:28 Speaker 03 No, not really. We're good at winging it.
36:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
36:31 Speaker 04 We do, we do have a plan thing. We sign with, we sign with new management. We have like an eighteen month plan of things that we're, uh,
36:36 Speaker 02 Oh, nice.
36:36 Speaker 04 We're in the process of producing.
36:37 Bobby Lee? Oh, great, Ed, great.
36:38 Speaker 04 Scripted on scripted.
36:39 Bobby Lee? Great, great, great, great.
36:40 Speaker 03 You can send it to self tape, see if you're, see if you work out for any of the projects.
36:44 Bobby Lee? Would I have to read for you guys, you think?
36:46 Speaker 04 Shut up.
36:47 Bobby Lee? No.
36:48 Speaker 03 Yes.
36:48 Bobby Lee? You're at?
36:49 Speaker 03 Never.
36:50 Bobby Lee? Never.
36:50 Speaker 01 It's cause like, you're not gonna, you, let's say you write a drama movie and he comes in.
36:55 Speaker 04 Are you talking us?
36:56 Speaker 01 Yeah.
36:57 Bobby Lee? He talks to the space.
36:59 Speaker 01 Well.
36:59 Bobby Lee? The area.
37:00 Speaker 01 And then you say, you're trying to make the people laugh, but what if it's a drama role, like?
37:05 Speaker 04 Yeah, dumbass.
37:10 Speaker 04 You do that shit on Christopher Nolan, he'll fucking bounce ya with that weird soundtrack.
37:17 Speaker 04 I saw Tenet on a plane. I almost fucking freaked out.
37:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
37:20 Speaker 04 Pull it back with that a little bit, will ya?
37:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, pull it back.
37:22 Speaker 04 Jesus Christ.
37:23 Speaker 02 Have you guys seen the new PTA movie yet?
37:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I, I, I wanna see it.
37:26 Speaker 02 It's out.
37:27 Bobby Lee? I know.
37:28 Speaker 02 Yeah.
37:28 Speaker 04 Is that Paul Thomas Anderson?
37:29 Speaker 02 Yeah, I hear it's incredible. It's his best one yet.
37:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I heard it's a, it's a masterpiece.
37:34 Speaker 04 I heard it as well.
37:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Did you see Weapons?
37:36 Speaker 04 I did not. I did not.
37:38 Bobby Lee? Why?
37:38 Speaker 04 Heard it's really good.
37:39 Bobby Lee? Did you see it?
37:40 Speaker 02 Not yet. No, the, it's, it's too dark.
37:42 Bobby Lee? I love that movie. Don't you love that movie?
37:45 Speaker 02 Children and.
37:45 Speaker 03 I don't know anything about it.
37:46 Speaker 02 I can't do it right now.
37:47 Bobby Lee? Mm-hmm. Oh, you're not a film guy?
37:48 Speaker 03 Not really. And also I have a kid. I can't watch it. I have like no time to watch anything.
37:51 Speaker 02 Well, yeah.
37:52 Speaker 03 He's three months old.
37:53 Bobby Lee? Oh, really? Oh, oh, really?
37:55 Speaker 02 Yes.
37:55 Bobby Lee? Oh, but you have time to do this?
37:57 Speaker 04 He's a mother.
37:57 Speaker 02 This is a fact.
37:58 Bobby Lee? You have time to slurp, slurp, slurp?
38:01 Speaker 02 Yeah, my titties. Yeah, I'm a cow.
38:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but when you're slurping, slurping, slurping, why can't you just watch something?
38:05 Speaker 02 You literally have time for nothing. Nothing.
38:08 Bobby Lee? Do you switch titties?
38:09 Speaker 03 Sometimes I will, yeah.
38:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
38:11 Speaker 02 Yeah.
38:12 Bobby Lee? Oh, you will?
38:12 Speaker 02 You have to.
38:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Is your wife, um, breastfeeding?
38:15 Speaker 03 No, we're doing.
38:16 Speaker 04 I'm doing it.
38:19 Speaker 04 Get the good stuff.
38:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What comes out of their age?
38:23 Speaker 04 Mountain Dew.
38:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
38:26 Speaker 04 Is that what you're breastfeeding?
38:27 Speaker 02 Yeah.
38:27 Speaker 04 Yeah, I found, you can't do both, right?
38:30 Speaker 02 You can't do what both, um?
38:31 Speaker 04 You can't do formula and breastfeeding.
38:32 Speaker 02 You can do both, you can do combo feeding.
38:34 Speaker 04 I thought you said you can't do both.
38:35 Speaker 02 You can do whatever you want.
38:36 Speaker 03 I don't know anything about anything.
38:37 Speaker 02 Yeah, but...
38:39 Speaker 04 Bunch of suckers, eh Bobby?
38:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Fall for it.
38:42 Speaker 04 We're gonna fucking hop on a jet right now and go to Reno.
38:46 Speaker 04 Sit alone in a hotel room.
38:47 Bobby Lee? Well, I mean, can I ask you guys something?
38:50 Speaker 04 Please.
38:50 Speaker 03 Yes.
38:50 Bobby Lee? Um, give me the three.
38:53 Speaker 03 Have you seen him?
38:55 Speaker 02 Whoa, in the, in the middle of a question.
38:59 Speaker 03 This is like whack a mole of an interview.
39:00 Speaker 04 Is that a movie?
39:01 Speaker 03 Yeah.
39:02 Speaker 04 Do you have notes?
39:03 Speaker 03 Kinda.
39:04 Speaker 04 Wait, what? Let's see them.
39:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:05 Speaker 04 No, no, no. Can I see the notes?
39:07 Speaker 02 He never shares them.
39:08 Bobby Lee? He never shares them, yeah.
39:09 Speaker 04 How did, did, how, did you?
39:10 Speaker 03 There is mostly stickers on that notebook. I'm not, I thought, I thought Foley said that as a bit, just so the audio listener out there.
39:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
39:17 Speaker 04 Did, how, did you know these guys before?
39:20 Speaker 03 No.
39:21 Speaker 04 You, you, you just started kinda working here, right?
39:24 Speaker 03 Yeah, thanks to Ralph.
39:25 Speaker 04 Through Ralph, you guys met?
39:26 Bobby Lee? So Ralph came here with Jaime.
39:28 Speaker 04 Uh huh.
39:29 Bobby Lee? And he was sitting over there, Jaime.
39:30 Speaker 04 Uh huh.
39:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and I looked at him, I go, what is that?
39:33 Speaker 04 He did the same thing at our studio, called security on him.
39:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, oh really? You went over there?
39:37 Speaker 04 No, you came, remember you came, hanging out?
39:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:39 Speaker 04 Yeah.
39:40 Speaker 03 Go to sleep.
39:40 Speaker 04 You did?
39:41 Speaker 03 Sorry, we bored you. No, it's cause, well, I was in the...
39:44 Speaker 04 That's right, you guys were fucking drinking.
39:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, we were.
39:46 Bobby Lee? But you didn't, you didn't have him on the pod?
39:48 Speaker 04 No.
39:49 Bobby Lee? Oh, this guy's gold.
39:50 Speaker 04 They had, of course.
39:50 Speaker 03 I didn't, yeah.
39:51 Speaker 04 They had just started, uh, you guys had just started the podcast and Ralph was promoting something.
39:55 Bobby Lee? Oh, I see, okay. All right, um, no, we did not see him. Can we move on?
40:01 Speaker 03 Yeah. It's pretty wicked.
40:02 Speaker 04 What the fuck is him?
40:03 Speaker 02 It's, uh...
40:04 Bobby Lee? It's, it's, Jordan Peele produced a movie called...
40:06 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, the football one.
40:07 Speaker 04 Oh.
40:07 Speaker 03 Is that the football one?
40:08 Bobby Lee? The football one, yeah. He's in a position that I, um, I don't envy, a lot of pressure probably.
40:12 Speaker 04 What, a rich, famous director?
40:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:14 Speaker 04 That must suck.
40:16 Speaker 03 Getting your dick sucked all the time.
40:17 Speaker 04 You're Slaton.
40:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:20 Bobby Lee? What Bobby Slaton?
40:20 Speaker 03 Oh, so you're shot out the pit bull.
40:22 Bobby Lee? Oh, thank you.
40:24 Speaker 04 Why do you think he's in a bad spot?
40:25 Bobby Lee? It's just a lot of pressure. I don't know. I, you know, he hasn't.
40:28 Speaker 04 That's your boy.
40:29 Bobby Lee? He hasn't texted me back in like a year. Yeah.
40:32 Speaker 04 That's your boy.
40:33 Bobby Lee? I just assume he's busy.
40:34 Speaker 04 Sure.
40:34 Bobby Lee? With his own stuff.
40:35 Speaker 04 Come on. You got your own stuff too.
40:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:37 Speaker 04 You're Bobby Lee, dude.
40:38 Bobby Lee? Why keep, why do you keep saying?
40:40 Speaker 03 Cause we like.
40:40 Speaker 04 You're being dumb.
40:41 Speaker 03 You're our favorite.
40:42 Bobby Lee? You're dumb too, dude.
40:43 Speaker 04 I am dumb.
40:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:44 Speaker 04 I'm real dumb.
40:44 Bobby Lee? Give me three positives now.
40:46 Speaker 03 About what? Anything?
40:48 Bobby Lee? No, if I wanted a baby.
40:49 Speaker 03 About, uh.
40:50 Bobby Lee? Just tell me, each one of you.
40:51 Speaker 02 Parenthood?
40:52 Bobby Lee? No. Go, if I'm, let's say you guys, I'm, we're at a cafe. I don't know, we have to be at a cafe, but let's say we're at a cafe. And I go, hey, guys, I'm thinking about having a baby. Give me some positives here.
41:02 Speaker 03 I got nothing.
41:02 Speaker 02 I got you. But you're still super early.
41:05 Speaker 03 Yeah. He just started, it's like he started like laughing and smiling like that. Once that happened, the first couple of weeks, you're like, this, what did we do? This is fucking crazy.
41:13 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's crazy. It's just a, it's just a grind.
41:14 Speaker 03 It's just like, and you're sleep deprived and you're like, you feel like you're smoking meth. Like you're just like up, you're that, you, you don't know what day it is. It's fucking crazy.
41:21 Speaker 04 Wow.
41:22 Speaker 03 And then you're like, at that point, then you start thinking like, well, this was, everybody's like, the second you see him, it's gonna be the best. I'm like, well, that didn't fucking happen.
41:28 Bobby Lee? It didn't happen.
41:29 Speaker 03 No, no.
41:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
41:30 Speaker 03 But, uh, it took, yeah, and then, but like, once you start smiling, you can connect with them and stuff like that. It's awesome. It's like, it's very.
41:35 Bobby Lee? So what's a smile like?
41:37 Speaker 03 Uh, he looks like a big fat Irish baby. Big blue eyes, big fat, white, brown head.
41:42 Speaker 04 Little guy.
41:42 Bobby Lee? Uh, yeah. Does he smile when he sees you?
41:45 Speaker 04 Yeah.
41:45 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's so sweet.
41:46 Speaker 04 Yeah.
41:47 Bobby Lee? So, um, when they smile and then what else is another positive?
41:49 Speaker 03 That's about all I got.
41:50 Speaker 02 They're.
41:51 Bobby Lee? Really?
41:51 Speaker 02 Really, really funny. They're funnier than any walking adult. They're funny. They're weird and funny.
41:59 Bobby Lee? Funny?
41:59 Speaker 02 They're funny, Bobby. They're funny.
42:02 Speaker 03 Kid's not on Fox, move faces.
42:05 Speaker 02 Remember when my baby just went up to you and decided, ah, he's gonna bite your nose?
42:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
42:09 Speaker 02 For no reason?
42:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah. That was cute.
42:11 Speaker 02 Yeah.
42:11 Bobby Lee? That was funny.
42:12 Speaker 04 Are you Uncle Bobby or will you be Uncle Bobby?
42:14 Speaker 02 He's Uncle Bob.
42:15 Bobby Lee? He is now petrified of me now.
42:17 Speaker 02 I think it was because it was a lot of people in one setting, but if it's one on one, you guys, he likes it a lot.
42:24 Bobby Lee? He was like, if he's facing me, he goes and he just pulls his, pulls away from me.
42:29 Speaker 02 They go through a stage of like stranger danger, but it's normal.
42:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, you know what I mean? I'm just so excited to see him.
42:36 Speaker 04 I need this, sure. Do you want to have a kid?
42:40 Bobby Lee? Woo!
42:41 Speaker 04 Fuck that, get out of here.
42:42 Speaker 03 That's what the fight in London was about.
42:43 Speaker 04 You and me, kid.
42:43 Bobby Lee? Woo!
42:44 Speaker 04 Come on.
42:45 Bobby Lee? I, uh, I think, who said this? Somebody said this to me. Oh, your, um, stepdad said this.
42:51 Speaker 02 Roger?
42:52 Bobby Lee? Roger said to me the other day, he goes, "Don't have one."
42:55 Speaker 03 He said the same thing to me.
42:56 Bobby Lee? And I go, right? And I go, "Why?" He goes, "You're too old."
43:00 Bobby Lee? "By the time he's 10, you'll be 64."
43:03 Speaker 02 Yeah.
43:04 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean?
43:04 Speaker 02 My dad had me in his 60s and it was like, half of my life was watching him die. So, it was pretty crazy. I wouldn't recommend, too old, but you're not in your 60s yet. You're 50, what, 4?
43:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
43:15 Speaker 02 You're fine.
43:15 Bobby Lee? Also, another thing that I, this is what I heard, that you need is a partner.
43:21 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's gotta be someone you like, like to.
43:25 Bobby Lee? I know.
43:26 Speaker 02 Because parenthood is...
43:26 Speaker 03 I'd say love, but that's just... It's gotta be someone you meet at the bus stop or something, you know what I mean?
43:32 Speaker 04 What about you, big guy? You want to have kids?
43:33 Speaker 01 Yeah.
43:34 Speaker 04 Yeah, how old are you? You're young.
43:35 Speaker 01 We're 29.
43:36 Speaker 04 29.
43:37 Speaker 01 Yeah.
43:37 Speaker 04 You got a girl?
43:38 Speaker 01 No.
43:38 Speaker 04 No?
43:39 Speaker 02 What happened to that one girl?
43:41 Speaker 01 I don't know.
43:41 Speaker 03 She saw the notepad.
43:44 Speaker 01 She saw my cue cards.
43:45 Speaker 02 No, the one...
43:45 Speaker 04 Did you see him?
43:47 Speaker 02 She was the baddie, the one you sent food to her and stuff.
43:51 Speaker 03 You're dating a baddie?
43:52 Speaker 04 A girl down there?
43:53 Speaker 02 A baddie baddie.
43:53 Speaker 01 Texas.
43:54 Speaker 04 Texas?
43:55 Speaker 02 Single mom, right?
43:55 Speaker 04 By where you guys are?
43:57 Speaker 01 Yeah.
43:58 Speaker 04 You boys are probably doing alright down there, ain't ya?
44:00 Speaker 01 He's doing alright.
44:01 Speaker 04 I'm sure you're doing alright too.
44:01 Bobby Lee? Oh, no, you're struggling?
44:03 Speaker 04 With your cool cars and...
44:04 Speaker 01 No, I'm, I'm...
44:05 Bobby Lee? Struggling a bit?
44:06 Speaker 04 You're killing it. What do you mean? We're in fucking Hollywood. You're killing it.
44:09 Bobby Lee? How long you been doing stand-up?
44:11 Speaker 01 Two years now.
44:12 Bobby Lee? Look at where you are now.
44:13 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's a pretty good fucking two years.
44:15 Bobby Lee? It's a good two years.
44:16 Speaker 03 It took us 15 years to get here.
44:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's a pretty good thing. You should be grateful.
44:21 Speaker 04 I gotta start keeping notes.
44:22 Speaker 03 Yeah, get the big dog a notepad.
44:24 Speaker 04 Give me some stickers, will ya?
44:26 Speaker 01 Yeah, Rob has it all right now, so...
44:27 Speaker 04 What, you were just casually seeing this bird? Then it fizzled out?
44:31 Speaker 02 Do you remember who I'm talking about? Are there many, that many?
44:33 Speaker 01 She friendzoned me.
44:34 Speaker 02 How?
44:35 Speaker 01 She's like, "Hey..."
44:36 Speaker 04 I wouldn't fuck him.
44:37 Speaker 01 Yeah.
44:39 Speaker 04 I gotta explain this to ya?
44:41 Speaker 03 How?
44:43 Speaker 01 I think she went back to her baby daddy.
44:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
44:45 Speaker 03 Oh, what are you doing with that?
44:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, did you try, did you make moves?
44:49 Speaker 01 I sent her flowers.
44:50 Bobby Lee? Oh.
44:51 Speaker 03 He's a sweet young boy. Sweet boy, and I like that for you. Where'd you meet her, if you don't mind me asking?
44:56 Bobby Lee? Ooh.
44:57 Speaker 03 On the apps or something?
44:58 Speaker 01 Uh, mutual friend.
45:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:00 Speaker 04 Mutual friend, but she already had a kid?
45:02 Speaker 01 She has two kids.
45:03 Speaker 04 Two kids? What are you doing?
45:04 Speaker 03 She's seventy-two.
45:06 Bobby Lee? Did you make a, that's, that's the move you made, is you sent flowers?
45:10 Speaker 01 Well, she was sick, so I was like, oh, you don't want to be sweet, and sent her flowers.
45:14 Speaker 02 And you sent her like soup too, right? Or food?
45:16 Speaker 03 Couple cans of soup.
45:17 Speaker 04 Oh, that's so sweet. Did you meet the kids?
45:20 Speaker 01 Um, we were on FaceTime one time.
45:23 Speaker 04 Did you go out on a date with her?
45:24 Speaker 01 Not yet.
45:25 Speaker 04 Not yet?
45:25 Speaker 03 Oh, what did you mean? What is nothing?
45:28 Speaker 01 What do you mean?
45:29 Speaker 04 You just liked her, you met her?
45:29 Speaker 02 You never even met in person?
45:31 Speaker 01 Yeah, we met in person, but like, coffee, but not like a dinner date.
45:35 Speaker 02 Oh, I thought you guys were like legit dating.
45:37 Speaker 01 No.
45:38 Speaker 04 Yeah.
45:38 Bobby Lee? Wow.
45:39 Speaker 01 Yeah, she, she Face, oh, I told you right, when she was FaceTiming me?
45:43 Speaker 02 Yeah.
45:43 Speaker 01 And her kid popped up in the screen, and she, the kid is like, Papa? I was like, oh no, not yet.
45:50 Speaker 02 And what'd you say?
45:51 Speaker 04 Did you bang her?
45:52 Speaker 01 Would I marry her?
45:53 Speaker 04 No, did you bang her?
45:54 Speaker 01 No.
45:54 Speaker 04 No?
45:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
45:55 Speaker 04 Kiss her?
45:56 Bobby Lee? Nothing.
45:56 Speaker 03 You kissed her? Coffee date.
45:58 Speaker 01 Coffee, yeah.
45:59 Bobby Lee? Did you kiss her?
45:59 Speaker 01 On the cheek.
46:00 Speaker 04 On the cheek?
46:01 Speaker 03 This guy's a gentleman.
46:03 Speaker 04 You are a gentleman.
46:03 Speaker 03 I have to say it.
46:05 Speaker 04 Kind of flowers?
46:07 Speaker 01 Um.
46:08 Speaker 04 Roses.
46:09 Speaker 03 Yeah, look at Khalyla.
46:10 Bobby Lee? She wasn't there.
46:11 Speaker 01 No, no.
46:12 Speaker 02 Peonies?
46:12 Speaker 01 No, no, no, the white ones.
46:13 Speaker 02 Orchids?
46:14 Speaker 03 Daisy.
46:14 Speaker 01 Orchid, daisies.
46:15 Speaker 02 Daisies.
46:16 Speaker 04 Daisies?
46:17 Speaker 02 Daisies? You can order daisies?
46:19 Speaker 04 I thought you just get those in a lot of places.
46:22 Speaker 02 Orchid.
46:22 Speaker 04 No, you didn't send, you sent her an orchid?
46:24 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
46:25 Speaker 04 That's nice.
46:25 Bobby Lee? Just one?
46:26 Speaker 01 No.
46:27 Speaker 04 That's what you sent her?
46:27 Speaker 01 A whole.
46:28 Bobby Lee? Well, yeah, what do you call those? A whole?
46:30 Speaker 01 The whole dozen.
46:31 Speaker 02 With moss and everything.
46:32 Speaker 01 Yeah, the whole dozen.
46:33 Bobby Lee? A dozen?
46:33 Speaker 02 A dozen orchid doesn't exist.
46:35 Speaker 01 That's a lot of, that does, aren't they?
46:36 Bobby Lee? That's a lot of orchid.
46:38 Speaker 01 Well, it's some flowers. It was like...
46:40 Bobby Lee? Oh, it's a sunflower? It's a sunflower?
46:43 Speaker 03 Sunflower seeds.
46:44 Bobby Lee? It was a sunflower seed. Yeah, yeah, ranch, ranch style.
46:49 Speaker 01 It was a
46:50 Speaker 04 Got her a bag of Dave's Killer Bread. Did you go pick him up or did you order him online?
46:55 Speaker 01 I ordered them, I got them delivered.
46:56 Speaker 04 Got them sent over there. So you guys were talking, you went out coffee, talked to the kid on FaceTime, she wasn't feeling well, you sent her some flowers.
47:02 Speaker 01 Yeah.
47:03 Speaker 04 Very nice.
47:04 Speaker 01 And then, um, got back from the, on the road and
47:08 Speaker 04 Uh huh.
47:09 Speaker 01 And I was like, hey, let's get, let's get some dinner. And then she's like, hey, um, I think we should just be friends. I don't want to seem like I'm interested in you.
47:18 Speaker 04 You go get the soup back? Jesus. Yeah. I would have fucking marched over.
47:21 Bobby Lee? You can never talk to her again.
47:26 Speaker 03 I'm with Bobby on this one.
47:28 Bobby Lee? You can friendzone? Fuck you.
47:31 Speaker 04 What are you talking about? You're, you're not closing ass out there on the road?
47:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
47:35 Speaker 04 You're not closing ass out there on the road?
47:36 Speaker 03 I don't think he knows what that means by that.
47:37 Speaker 01 Yeah, I know what that means.
47:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
47:39 Speaker 04 He knows what that means.
47:40 Bobby Lee? It, it's, some people are openers, some people are closers, he's neither.
47:44 Speaker 04 That's
47:46 Speaker 04 We're gonna be working for this kid one day. What are you talking about?
47:48 Speaker 02 But do you know that Hyman wouldn't, um, he says that he would never even get with a sex worker?
47:54 Speaker 04 Yeah.
47:54 Speaker 02 Ever, ever.
47:54 Speaker 01 Oh yeah, I can't.
47:55 Speaker 04 Why?
47:56 Speaker 01 Cause I have to have a connection with her.
47:58 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
47:58 Bobby Lee? Oh, you want a spiritual connection?
48:00 Speaker 01 Yeah.
48:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
48:01 Speaker 02 But you also said you, you don't want to have to tell your wife one day. Is that what you said on the pod, on my pod?
48:06 Speaker 04 You have to have a connection with her. What do you mean?
48:08 Speaker 01 Like, I have to feel her.
48:09 Speaker 04 They can get coke.
48:11 Speaker 01 No, like, I have to feel her, like, I have to feel her love.
48:14 Speaker 04 You can't, you can't, you can't do that with somebody you just met?
48:17 Speaker 01 Mm-mm.
48:18 Speaker 04 Really?
48:18 Speaker 01 Like a one night stand?
48:19 Speaker 04 Huh, really?
48:20 Bobby Lee? You can't do one night stands.
48:22 Speaker 04 Wow.
48:23 Speaker 01 It won't work.
48:23 Speaker 04 Good guy.
48:24 Bobby Lee? What?
48:24 Speaker 04 What won't work? You want to get hard?
48:26 Bobby Lee? Oh, your, your penis won't work.
48:28 Speaker 01 Yeah.
48:28 Speaker 04 You gotta lay off the coke.
48:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
48:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, do, do you get hard easy?
48:33 Speaker 04 Me?
48:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
48:33 Speaker 04 Hard right now. So easy. I didn't for a while, but, but the blood's coming back, yeah.
48:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
48:39 Speaker 04 Yeah.
48:39 Bobby Lee? How about you? Do you get?
48:40 Speaker 03 Yeah.
48:41 Bobby Lee? Okay.
48:41 Speaker 03 Like a lot.
48:42 Bobby Lee? All right.
48:42 Speaker 03 Pretty, yeah.
48:43 Bobby Lee? Pretty easy?
48:43 Speaker 03 Yeah.
48:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:45 Speaker 04 What about you?
48:46 Bobby Lee? Pretty good.
48:47 Speaker 04 Yeah?
48:48 Bobby Lee? Well, you know, pretty good.
48:50 Speaker 04 Doing all right.
48:51 Speaker 03 Have you noticed it throttle back as you've gotten older?
48:54 Speaker 02 I'll throttle back.
48:57 Bobby Lee? I like that term.
48:58 Speaker 04 That happened to me, but it's coming back.
48:59 Bobby Lee? No, um, I find it to be very potent lately, as of late.
49:03 Speaker 03 That's good.
49:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, um.
49:05 Speaker 04 Your erections or your?
49:07 Speaker 03 Load.
49:07 Bobby Lee? Well, you know, I don't watch the porn anymore.
49:10 Speaker 04 Really?
49:10 Speaker 03 Yo.
49:10 Bobby Lee? So I, you know, I mean, the-
49:11 Speaker 03 Clear mind.
49:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, the go- gun is loaded.
49:14 Speaker 04 Wow.
49:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, and when it releases, my god, it's like-
49:17 Speaker 04 Look out.
49:17 Bobby Lee? Shotgun spread, you know what I mean? It spreads all over the place, you know what I mean?
49:22 Speaker 04 Trying to use fireworks.
49:22 Bobby Lee? What?
49:23 Speaker 04 Nothing?
49:24 Bobby Lee? What?
49:24 Speaker 04 I said Chinese.
49:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's like Chinese fireworks, yeah. Um, it's like, you know, when you pee and you're, you're, you're, um, hole is clogged up by some cum and then, you know, I mean, you spray it.
49:36 Speaker 04 It goes two different ways.
49:37 Bobby Lee? Did that still happen to you?
49:39 Speaker 03 Yeah.
49:39 Bobby Lee? Okay. Why are you acting so-
49:41 Speaker 03 I'm not acting-
49:41 Bobby Lee? I'm asking this question-
49:42 Speaker 04 Kevin's a squirter.
49:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:44 Speaker 03 Yeah.
49:44 Bobby Lee? Uh-
49:45 Speaker 04 When he comes, he shits.
49:47 Speaker 03 I told you that in private.
49:50 Speaker 03 That's what the fight was about, I shit all over my bed.
49:54 Bobby Lee? Well, I, um, have you ever done this? I did this a last couple of weeks ago.
49:59 Speaker 04 Yes.
49:59 Bobby Lee? Where I, once I, I stuck it in, I farted.
50:03 Speaker 04 What the fuck is wrong?
50:04 Speaker 03 I don't think I have.
50:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, has that ever happened?
50:06 Speaker 02 Involuntarily.
50:07 Bobby Lee? Well, it was an purpose thing.
50:08 Speaker 04 Oh, I thought you were-
50:09 Speaker 02 Okay.
50:09 Bobby Lee? No, but it, we laughed so hard.
50:11 Speaker 04 Did it smell?
50:12 Bobby Lee? No, but it was like a cute one too.
50:14 Speaker 04 And we go slow?
50:16 Bobby Lee? Uh, and I went.
50:17 Speaker 03 Oh, a quick one.
50:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, and then we both di- died laughing historically.
50:21 Speaker 04 Hmm.
50:22 Speaker 03 Sounds like a nice furl.
50:26 Speaker 04 Someone's, someone's getting friends in.
50:29 Speaker 04 Send her some daisies. Orchids.
50:32 Speaker 03 That is nice that you have that where you can laugh, that's, that is-
50:34 Bobby Lee? I laugh every time, baby!
50:36 Speaker 03 That's a funny, that is, you can laugh with her is very funny, yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:39 Bobby Lee? You don't have laughs?
50:40 Speaker 03 No, I'm, yes, I do, I'm saying that's a good connection.
50:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not accusing you of anything.
50:44 Speaker 03 I know you did, you said that was an accusation, you don't have laughs?
50:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
50:47 Speaker 04 You don't have a good time?
50:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I mean, do you have laughs with your guy?
50:50 Speaker 02 Of course.
50:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, good.
50:51 Speaker 03 Paul, do you have laughs with your guy?
50:54 Speaker 04 I do.
50:55 Bobby Lee? What about you, Gil?
50:56 Speaker 03 Yeah, I'm more shy, so like, my wife won't- Care. She's like, just fart, but I had to like leave the room. Still, you're married? Cause I feel bad for her.
51:05 Speaker 02 Same.
51:05 Speaker 03 That's good. More I feel bad for her.
51:07 Speaker 02 I can't fart in front of significant others ever, ever.
51:11 Speaker 03 Just not while fucking.
51:12 Speaker 02 Ever. You've never heard me fart.
51:15 Speaker 03 Have you, be honest?
51:16 Speaker 02 If by accident, if I'm in the bathroom and you barge in.
51:19 Bobby Lee? You have those mango coconut farts.
51:21 Speaker 03 Dude farts?
51:22 Speaker 02 Nope, nope, nope, nope. Don't. I don't.
51:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, that's you, dude. No, I've never heard senior fart.
51:27 Speaker 02 Yep.
51:27 Bobby Lee? You've never seen me fart?
51:28 Speaker 03 Uh.
51:29 Speaker 02 I've, I've cleaned your shit, dude.
51:30 Speaker 03 Whoa.
51:31 Bobby Lee? Alright, dude.
51:32 Speaker 04 Toilet?
51:32 Speaker 03 In the backseat of his car.
51:33 Speaker 02 No, like he used to shit his pants for fun.
51:35 Speaker 03 My guy.
51:35 Bobby Lee? Ah, old school dog.
51:38 Speaker 04 Fun.
51:38 Speaker 02 Yeah.
51:39 Speaker 03 The Prius, right?
51:39 Speaker 02 Yeah, like in public, he would just like randomly, his bowels would just give out and there would have to be some cleaning involved afterwards and he would be too embarrassed to do it himself.
51:49 Speaker 04 Don't have a baby.
51:52 Bobby Lee? Why?
51:53 Speaker 04 Cause you can't have two of your shit.
51:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we can be going together, holding hands.
51:57 Speaker 04 You would do that on purpose, like as a bit?
51:59 Bobby Lee? What do you mean?
52:00 Speaker 03 Shitting yourself.
52:01 Speaker 02 No, his bowels would just give out without.
52:03 Bobby Lee? Okay, if you wanna get.
52:03 Speaker 03 Is that like a medical?
52:04 Speaker 02 Notice.
52:04 Bobby Lee? Oh, you wanna get into my medical situation? I'll tell you.
52:06 Speaker 04 Do you have something?
52:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
52:07 Speaker 04 What do you got?
52:08 Bobby Lee? I'm lactose intolerant.
52:09 Speaker 03 Lactose intolerant.
52:10 Bobby Lee? And I got buffalo mozzarella cheese. It's over.
52:13 Speaker 04 Really?
52:13 Bobby Lee? Game over, dude.
52:14 Speaker 04 Wow.
52:14 Bobby Lee? You know what the worst one is? Ricotta.
52:16 Speaker 04 Hmm.
52:17 Bobby Lee? You put some ricotta in me, oh my god, it's a bloodbath.
52:19 Speaker 04 What about burrata?
52:21 Bobby Lee? Oh, bloodbath.
52:22 Speaker 03 Hmm.
52:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
52:23 Speaker 04 Bencengo?
52:24 Bobby Lee? Pretty good.
52:25 Speaker 04 Pepper jack?
52:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:26 Speaker 04 Provolone?
52:27 Bobby Lee? No, so these kinda cheese.
52:28 Speaker 04 Cooper Sharp?
52:28 Speaker 02 Oh, the hard cheeses you're okay with.
52:30 Bobby Lee? Hard cheeses, nothing.
52:32 Speaker 04 Parmesan or Reggiano, cause it's raw.
52:34 Speaker 02 You're fine.
52:35 Bobby Lee? I'm fine.
52:35 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's raw.
52:36 Bobby Lee? It's the wet cheeses.
52:37 Speaker 03 Yeah.
52:38 Bobby Lee? That really do it for me.
52:39 Speaker 03 Nacho cheese.
52:40 Bobby Lee? What? Now, that, that's fine too.
52:42 Speaker 03 Okay.
52:43 Bobby Lee? Nacho cheese, I don't know what it is about buffalo, because of the milk, I think.
52:45 Speaker 02 The buffalo?
52:46 Bobby Lee? The buffalo mozzarella.
52:47 Speaker 04 You a cheese guy?
52:49 Speaker 03 Me? Not so much.
52:50 Speaker 04 No? No cheese?
52:51 Speaker 03 I find that hard.
52:52 Speaker 04 No cheese, no hook. Fascinating man.
52:56 Bobby Lee? He doesn't, in fact, he's not a complex eater, like.
53:00 Speaker 03 You're the chicken finger guy?
53:01 Speaker 01 Chicken tender.
53:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:03 Speaker 03 Oh, sorry, an aristocrat.
53:05 Speaker 04 What's your background?
53:06 Speaker 01 I'm Mexican.
53:08 Speaker 04 What'd you get the name from?
53:10 Speaker 01 From my parents.
53:11 Speaker 04 You sound like a Jewish lawyer.
53:13 Speaker 01 I do.
53:14 Speaker 03 The name? No, Jaime, that's how they put it, that's how Spanish.
53:17 Speaker 01 Jaime is like Jamie.
53:18 Speaker 04 Oh, okay. Your mom cook it up? She do good?
53:21 Speaker 03 Yeah.
53:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:22 Speaker 01 Salted pie and everything.
53:23 Bobby Lee? Like sushi, like, are you good with sushi?
53:25 Speaker 04 What do you mean, am I good with it?
53:27 Speaker 01 Good to eat it.
53:28 Speaker 04 You ever been to SeaWorld? Am I good with it?
53:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I mean, do you eat sushi?
53:32 Speaker 04 Fuck, yeah.
53:33 Bobby Lee? Do you eat sushi?
53:34 Speaker 03 No. I'm a picky eater. I'll try, my thing is I'll try, I'll try most stuff, though.
53:38 Bobby Lee? Oh, you will?
53:38 Speaker 03 I'll try it. I'll try everything once, but I just, it doesn't connect.
53:42 Bobby Lee? Really? So if we went, Kevin Ryan's in town, I go, let's go some sushi.
53:46 Speaker 03 Kevin Ryan's in town? What?
53:48 Speaker 04 Couple of big meetings are here.
53:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but, um, would you get sushi with me?
53:51 Speaker 03 Nah, probably not.
53:53 Speaker 04 We went to Nobu one time.
53:54 Bobby Lee? Oh, you didn't like it?
53:55 Speaker 04 He's fucking freaking out. Gonna give him the fucking apple juice and iPad, shut him up.
53:59 Speaker 01 Put my earmuffs on.
54:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah. What's your go-to? Do you like meat and potatoes?
54:04 Speaker 03 Uh, I like a nice.
54:05 Speaker 04 Chicken Parmesan.
54:06 Bobby Lee? That's Jaime eating sushi for the first time?
54:08 Speaker 04 What was it? What exactly was it?
54:10 Speaker 03 It was a California. It was a California roll.
54:12 Speaker 01 No, it wasn't.
54:13 Speaker 03 And then he started gagging.
54:14 Speaker 01 It was eel.
54:16 Speaker 04 I'm with you on the eel. That takes a minute.
54:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that takes a minute, yeah.
54:20 Speaker 01 He's my best friend.
54:20 Speaker 03 You're yelling at him.
54:22 Speaker 04 I feel like sushi has remarkably gone downhill.
54:26 Bobby Lee? Oh, you think so?
54:27 Speaker 04 On a mass scale.
54:29 Bobby Lee? Wow.
54:30 Speaker 04 Yeah.
54:31 Bobby Lee? And you know what? I don't really fuck with it a lot lately either.
54:34 Speaker 02 Why not?
54:35 Bobby Lee? I don't know. You know what I had the other day that fucked me up too, which I will never have again? Ramen.
54:40 Speaker 02 From where?
54:40 Speaker 04 What the fuck are you talking about?
54:42 Bobby Lee? I'm talking about ramen, no. I had Sukkoman ramen.
54:47 Speaker 04 Why? What do you mean, you're not gonna have it again?
54:49 Bobby Lee? Have you heard of Sukkoman ramen?
54:50 Speaker 04 Yeah.
54:50 Bobby Lee? What is Sukkoman ramen?
54:51 Speaker 04 It's when you suck on a guy's dick.
54:58 Speaker 04 What is it?
54:59 Bobby Lee? Well, you know what? Your tone right now?
55:02 Speaker 04 I don't like to hear you say that.
55:03 Bobby Lee? What?
55:04 Speaker 04 That you're not gonna have ramen anymore.
55:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. This particular style of ramen.
55:08 Speaker 03 You an investor in it?
55:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. I know that.
55:11 Speaker 04 You can't, they take your eyes away, wouldn't they?
55:16 Speaker 04 Put Kevin's on ya.
55:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I was with some friends and we had Sukkaman ramen and I was so hungry.
55:22 Speaker 03 Can you explain what that is?
55:22 Speaker 04 Yeah, what is it?
55:23 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna tell you now, guy.
55:24 Speaker 04 What's the base broth of like a?
55:25 Speaker 02 It's a lot denser, Sukkaman.
55:28 Speaker 04 Okay.
55:28 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's, it's, and you dip the noodles into it rather than...
55:31 Bobby Lee? So it comes in two bowls.
55:32 Speaker 02 Yeah.
55:32 Bobby Lee? One of it is this condensed like broth, right? And then there's a side of noodles with a lime and some chassu pork.
55:39 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
55:40 Bobby Lee? And you take the noodles, you dunk it into the broth and you eat it that way.
55:44 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
55:45 Bobby Lee? Right, it's more of an intense flavor.
55:46 Speaker 04 Gotcha.
55:47 Bobby Lee? And I, we thought we all had semin- semin- seminola?
55:51 Speaker 04 Seminola.
55:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we got, we, immediately went into cold shivers.
55:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
55:55 Bobby Lee? Diarrhea.
55:55 Speaker 02 Wow.
55:56 Bobby Lee? It was bad.
55:57 Speaker 04 Hmm, it happens.
55:58 Speaker 02 It does.
55:58 Bobby Lee? It does happen, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:00 Speaker 04 That shit's cooking for like weeks, isn't it?
56:01 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm.
56:02 Speaker 04 Aren't they boiling that for, for a long time?
56:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:04 Speaker 04 Forget the flavor.
56:05 Bobby Lee? It, yeah, it was so good, but I may never have it again. Like, you know?
56:09 Speaker 04 You'll be back on it.
56:09 Bobby Lee? You know pudding pops?
56:11 Speaker 04 Cello pudding pops?
56:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, the Bill Cosby kind?
56:12 Speaker 04 Sure.
56:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:14 Speaker 04 That's the biggest mistake America ever fucking made.
56:16 Bobby Lee? What, pudding pops?
56:17 Speaker 04 Getting rid of those.
56:18 Bobby Lee? Oh, they did?
56:19 Speaker 04 Yeah, they've been gone for thirty years.
56:20 Speaker 03 I can have a couple more than that.
56:21 Speaker 04 And it's been all downhill from there.
56:23 Bobby Lee? But when I was a kid, I, I, I, when I got sick from it.
56:26 Speaker 04 Really?
56:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
56:28 Speaker 04 Hmm.
56:28 Bobby Lee? And I never, it was like, I dread them even to this day.
56:31 Speaker 02 Really?
56:31 Bobby Lee? The thought of them.
56:32 Speaker 04 Well, they're gone, you don't have to worry about it.
56:33 Bobby Lee? Okay, good. Um...
56:34 Speaker 02 That's probably why, they're probably all recalled.
56:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
56:37 Speaker 04 Nah, they were great, I don't know what happened. We fucked up getting rid of those. It had like a, a thin ice layer around it and the buttons on the bottom were so good. They were great.
56:46 Bobby Lee? What kind of pudding pops do you have?
56:48 Speaker 02 Can you pull it up?
56:48 Bobby Lee? There's a, there's buttons on the bottom?
56:50 Speaker 04 It's like it had like a little shelf of ice on the bottom.
56:54 Speaker 02 Oh.
56:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he was a salesman.
56:58 Speaker 03 Who was that, by the way?
56:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
57:00 Speaker 04 Say what you want, he could move merchandise.
57:01 Bobby Lee? Oh, back then he could, yeah.
57:03 Speaker 04 Yeah, his voice, the Cello pudding pops, they're great.
57:05 Speaker 02 Wow, those look...
57:06 Speaker 04 You ever had those, are you too young for them?
57:08 Speaker 03 No, I had the Blue Bell.
57:10 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
57:10 Speaker 01 Banana pudding.
57:11 Speaker 04 Gotcha.
57:13 Bobby Lee? What do you think of high end ice cream shops?
57:15 Speaker 04 High end ice cream.
57:17 Bobby Lee? There's some new ones like there's, you know, Salt and Straw. Have you had Salt and Straw?
57:20 Speaker 03 No, we'll do like the, what's in New York, like Morgansteins, Van Loon, that kinda stuff.
57:26 Speaker 02 Van Loon.
57:27 Speaker 03 Yeah, we'll do that. My wife is all over that shit.
57:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, Van Loon's good. If you want, what?
57:31 Speaker 04 Nah.
57:32 Speaker 03 I'm a Ben and Jerry's man.
57:33 Speaker 04 I like a Maloney bar.
57:34 Bobby Lee? You and Ben and Jerry, me too.
57:36 Speaker 04 Maloney bars?
57:36 Bobby Lee? Cherry Garcia.
57:37 Speaker 04 Banging.
57:38 Speaker 03 I do the Tonight Show guy.
57:39 Bobby Lee? Tonight Show's great, guys, great.
57:40 Speaker 03 Chubby hubby.
57:42 Bobby Lee? Chunky monkey, or Chunky monkey?
57:43 Speaker 03 Chunky monkey, I think it's.
57:44 Speaker 01 Chocolate chip cookie dough. I like that from Ben and Jerry's.
57:47 Speaker 04 Cherry Garcia, I don't know, do I have to say one?
57:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
57:51 Speaker 03 Is it my turn?
57:51 Bobby Lee? Or even Ben and, not Ben and Jerry, a three, well, Baskin Robbins, I fuck with.
57:55 Speaker 03 Baskin Robbins?
57:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
57:56 Speaker 04 Sure.
57:56 Speaker 02 Can I go to Handel's?
57:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I love Handel's.
57:58 Speaker 02 Me too.
57:59 Bobby Lee? Handel's is great, they make it there.
58:00 Speaker 04 But here's the thing about Handel's, and there's a place called Kiwi, we're just redoing the same place every couple of years. It's just frozen yogurt that you go and do yourself and then put gummy bears in. It just changes over names. You know what I'm saying?
58:15 Bobby Lee? No, I don't, explain it to me.
58:17 Speaker 04 It's the same fucking thing.
58:21 Speaker 00 Same, the exact same description of what it is.
58:23 Speaker 04 But like, for like five years, it's like Handel's, Handel's, Handel's.
58:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
58:26 Speaker 04 And then, and then that goes away, they tank it, bankrupt.
58:30 Bobby Lee? Right.
58:30 Speaker 04 Right?
58:31 Bobby Lee? But I, I think what you're saying about Handel's, can I defend Handel's real quick?
58:34 Speaker 04 Yeah, no, no, yeah.
58:35 Bobby Lee? Right, Handel's, they make it there.
58:37 Speaker 04 Everybody makes it there.
58:38 Bobby Lee? Baskin Robbins doesn't make their ice cream there.
58:40 Speaker 04 I'm talking about the frozen yogurt places, not Baskin.
58:43 Bobby Lee? But why's, why'd you bring frozen yogurt when we're talking about ice cream?
58:46 Speaker 04 Handel's is frozen yogurt.
58:47 Speaker 02 I thought Handel's was ice cream.
58:48 Bobby Lee? It's ice cream.
58:49 Speaker 04 No, it's not.
58:50 Speaker 06 There's a difference, sixteen Handel's and Handel's.
58:52 Speaker 04 Oh, fuck, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
58:55 Speaker 04 Can I see your notebook? I thought you were talking about sixteen candles.
59:00 Speaker 03 Handel's.
59:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
59:01 Speaker 02 Handel's is like, very indulgent, rich, ice, old school.
59:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
59:07 Speaker 06 Gotcha.
59:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, what's that?
59:09 Speaker 03 That's sixteen Handel's. There's a place, listen.
59:11 Bobby Lee? Ah, okay.
59:13 Speaker 03 Hand, that's not his fault. There's a place, Handel's and sixteen Handel's?
59:16 Bobby Lee? I think you're right. You know what, dude? We're not, yeah, we're not.
59:19 Speaker 04 By the way, what's up with your Joe's pizzas out here?
59:22 Speaker 03 Is that, that's not connected to New York, is it?
59:23 Speaker 04 You don't think we're gonna go back and tell them?
59:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, what the fuck, they're fucking good, they're, they're fucking, like the original.
59:27 Speaker 04 It's not connected?
59:28 Speaker 03 They're separate though, right? They're not, it's not connected.
59:30 Bobby Lee? Same thing, man.
59:31 Speaker 04 That's funny, cause we're starting a podcast called Tiger Belly.
59:34 Speaker 03 We're doing Tiger Stomach.
59:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's, I'll tell you why your pizza's better.
59:39 Speaker 03 The water.
59:40 Bobby Lee? The water. The water.
59:41 Speaker 03 Yeah, but do you know what the joke?
59:42 Bobby Lee? What, are we on a fucking Star Maps bus? You don't think we know that?
59:45 Speaker 03 We got it parked out front. A hop on, hop off.
59:48 Bobby Lee? Ooh, is that Pat Sajak? Yeah. It's the water.
59:52 Speaker 03 It's the water.
59:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Which I don't know if that's really true. Well, why is it better than? There's great pizza out here. I mean, maybe in the 50s it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00:00 Speaker 02 Where is Prince Street originally from?
1:00:02 Speaker 04 Uh, New York, I think.
1:00:03 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lower East Side, Prince Street Pizza.
1:00:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:00:05 Speaker 02 Wow, I feel like it's a gift to LA. It is so good.
1:00:09 Bobby Lee? It is so good.
1:00:10 Speaker 02 So good. The naughty pie? Oh, my god.
1:00:12 Bobby Lee? I don't like the honey, though.
1:00:14 Speaker 02 The hot honey?
1:00:15 Speaker 03 That's everywhere now.
1:00:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:00:16 Bobby Lee? I'm not with the honey.
1:00:18 Speaker 03 Not with the honey.
1:00:19 Bobby Lee? I'm not with the fucking honey.
1:00:21 Speaker 04 What are we doing?
1:00:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:00:22 Speaker 03 A little bit here and there, but it's like, it's fucking, it's everywhere.
1:00:25 Bobby Lee? The pineapple, you in the pineapple?
1:00:28 Speaker 04 Do a Hawaiian, of course.
1:00:29 Bobby Lee? Uh, yeah, I do a Hawaiian. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00:31 Speaker 01 Can I ask you something, guys?
1:00:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, buddy. We're talking about pizza right now.
1:00:33 Speaker 01 I forgot, I forgot even. I have a pizza question.
1:00:35 Bobby Lee? Is this about money?
1:00:36 Speaker 01 And pizza. So money, we have it, but pizza.
1:00:40 Bobby Lee? See? Don't worry about that, bro. You got cash.
1:00:43 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, right.
1:00:43 Bobby Lee? You're killing it.
1:00:44 Speaker 01 Pizza. I was in New York. Okay, you guys love pizza?
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1:01:47 Speaker 01 Like you guys like, are you like big on pizza?
1:01:50 Speaker 03 The school newspaper?
1:01:51 Bobby Lee? We were talking about it for five minutes.
1:01:53 Speaker 03 He asks questions like a nervous informant who has a wire on him is about to get found out. He's like pizza, you like be like drugs? You guys do drugs? Where would you get your?
1:02:02 Speaker 04 I would like to buy four kilos, please.
1:02:04 Bobby Lee? It's almost as if he wasn't even in the room, he just pops in.
1:02:09 Bobby Lee? And then pops back out.
1:02:10 Speaker 04 Big pizza, big pizza.
1:02:11 Bobby Lee? Are you listening to what we're saying? No, you're not!
1:02:14 Speaker 01 I am.
1:02:14 Speaker 04 Don't listen to Bobby, go ahead.
1:02:15 Speaker 01 If I wasn't listening, I would've talked about something else.
1:02:18 Bobby Lee? Like what?
1:02:19 Speaker 01 Besides pizza.
1:02:19 Bobby Lee? Like what?
1:02:21 Speaker 01 Like pineapples.
1:02:22 Bobby Lee? I just said pineapple.
1:02:23 Speaker 01 Exactly, so why would I switch to subs?
1:02:26 Speaker 04 Say something else, make him look like a dick.
1:02:27 Bobby Lee? Okay, okay, go ask the.
1:02:29 Speaker 01 You love pizza, right guys?
1:02:31 Speaker 03 Got that part dude.
1:02:32 Bobby Lee? If you say that again, I swear to god.
1:02:33 Speaker 03 Can you slate before this and take it from the top?
1:02:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:02:36 Speaker 01 Pizza is good, right guys?
1:02:37 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:02:37 Speaker 04 What the fuck? Are you fucking with us?
1:02:40 Speaker 01 No.
1:02:41 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:02:41 Bobby Lee? Don't say that again.
1:02:42 Speaker 01 Okay, okay, I was in New York a couple of days ago, okay?
1:02:46 Speaker 04 You're getting around.
1:02:47 Speaker 03 Yeah, what the fuck?
1:02:47 Speaker 04 Paying for these flights.
1:02:50 Speaker 01 Business.
1:02:51 Speaker 04 There you go.
1:02:53 Speaker 04 I answer the exact same question.
1:02:55 Speaker 01 Spots out there in New York.
1:02:57 Speaker 04 You're doing some spots in New York?
1:02:58 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:02:58 Speaker 04 Where were you at?
1:02:59 Speaker 01 Uh, New York Comedy Club.
1:03:00 Speaker 03 Shout out to it.
1:03:01 Speaker 04 Shout out to it.
1:03:01 Speaker 01 And Greenwich Village.
1:03:02 Speaker 04 There you go.
1:03:03 Speaker 03 There you go, love that.
1:03:04 Speaker 04 You're fucking killing it.
1:03:04 Speaker 03 Get out of here moving and shaking.
1:03:05 Speaker 04 He's alright.
1:03:06 Speaker 03 Two years in, tiger belly.
1:03:08 Speaker 04 Lucky to have this kid.
1:03:09 Speaker 03 He likes pizza.
1:03:10 Speaker 01 And, uh, I went to.
1:03:13 Speaker 01 I passed by the Comedy Center, cause I can't get in yet, but, um, I went to Joe's Pizza, the one by the cellar.
1:03:19 Speaker 04 Sure.
1:03:19 Bobby Lee? Yep.
1:03:20 Speaker 04 Father Demo Square.
1:03:21 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:03:21 Speaker 04 It's the original.
1:03:22 Speaker 01 Yeah, it is?
1:03:23 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
1:03:24 Speaker 03 Yeah, very good one.
1:03:25 Speaker 01 And I'm eating my pizza by myself and I hear like a group of tourists, fucking tourists, am I right?
1:03:30 Bobby Lee? You're a.
1:03:32 Speaker 04 Hey, I'm walking here!
1:03:34 Speaker 01 You feel me?
1:03:34 Speaker 04 I feel you, dog.
1:03:36 Speaker 01 You feel me?
1:03:36 Speaker 04 You don't gotta say no more.
1:03:39 Speaker 01 I'm not a tourist in New York. I know where to go.
1:03:41 Speaker 03 You're working there. You're not a tourist.
1:03:43 Speaker 01 I'm a fast-paced dude, so.
1:03:44 Speaker 03 I don't believe that, but.
1:03:46 Speaker 01 No, for real, like, when I'm walking, stop taking pictures of Times Square. I'm at Joe's Pizza and I over, I have big ears, so I overhear everybody's conversations.
1:03:55 Speaker 03 Is he workshopping something?
1:03:56 Speaker 01 I know.
1:03:57 Bobby Lee? I know what you're doing.
1:03:58 Speaker 01 And there's a group of-
1:03:58 Bobby Lee? Are you making this up?
1:03:59 Speaker 01 No, for real. I'm about to ask a question. But so this group of people-
1:04:02 Speaker 03 Like a fucking mad lady.
1:04:04 Speaker 01 They're like tourists, they're like, oh, we should, this is the place that TikTok sent us and Joe's Pizza. And the girl in the group said, yeah, I love pepperoni and cheese, but like, I wish they had more flavors. Is that the correct term, or should they say more toppings?
1:04:18 Speaker 03 That was a long way to get there.
1:04:21 Speaker 03 I do like, I do like the topic for discussion. Long way to get there.
1:04:25 Speaker 04 That woman is what you call a dumb broad. Ice cream is flavors.
1:04:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:04:30 Speaker 04 Different kind of slices.
1:04:31 Speaker 01 But at a pizza shop, it's more, I wish they had more toppings, right?
1:04:34 Speaker 03 More toppings, different variety, I think you would say.
1:04:38 Speaker 04 That's fucking, you know.
1:04:39 Speaker 01 What would you say?
1:04:40 Speaker 02 Unrelated, but why does it say Harry Styles on your notepad?
1:04:43 Speaker 01 Oh, he's a good guy.
1:04:46 Speaker 04 He's on the kidnap list next.
1:04:48 Speaker 03 It says Jaime Stiles, he wants to marry him.
1:04:50 Speaker 02 Harry Styles and hearts around it.
1:04:53 Speaker 01 Yeah. That was, that was somebody else. But yeah, what did I, like, not take you off, but like the pizza toppings.
1:05:00 Speaker 03 You okay, Bobby?
1:05:01 Speaker 04 What the fuck is the question?
1:05:03 Speaker 03 I thought we answered it, no?
1:05:04 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, they answered it.
1:05:05 Speaker 04 You mean, is that the wrong thing to say?
1:05:07 Speaker 01 Yeah, like, oh.
1:05:07 Speaker 04 Yeah, no, it's not, you would say, you would say toppings.
1:05:09 Bobby Lee? You would say toppings, I think, yeah.
1:05:10 Speaker 01 That's why I told her.
1:05:11 Speaker 04 You don't want to do that shit, though. You don't want that crap. Fucking comedian, New York guy, LA. You do a slice of pepperoni, slice of cheese, you get out of there.
1:05:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:05:19 Speaker 01 Yeah, but I told her, like, hey, that's the wrong term. You should say toppings.
1:05:23 Bobby Lee? Wait, wait, you interjected these strangers?
1:05:25 Speaker 01 Yes, because like-
1:05:26 Speaker 04 He's gotta set these broads straight.
1:05:28 Speaker 01 What if she goes back and she's like, I wish they had more flavors. Like, that's not a flavor.
1:05:31 Bobby Lee? To me, to my mind, I wouldn't even like care. Why would you care?
1:05:35 Speaker 01 Because. So I can correct her.
1:05:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but what, it's, it's, it doesn't matter. I'm like, you're eating your pizza-
1:05:43 Speaker 01 You correct him all the time, so.
1:05:44 Speaker 03 You correct him all the time.
1:05:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, on this, because this is being out shown all, all over the place.
1:05:49 Speaker 01 Do you want to correct somebody in person?
1:05:50 Bobby Lee? No, I, I'm not gonna interject like, hey, by the way, by the way, it's not fucking flavors, it's toppings.
1:05:56 Speaker 01 I didn't say it like that.
1:05:58 Bobby Lee? How'd you say it?
1:05:58 Speaker 01 I was like, excuse me, you meant to say toppings.
1:06:02 Speaker 03 That's fucking crazy. I really like that guy.
1:06:05 Bobby Lee? It's crazy.
1:06:05 Speaker 03 That's insane.
1:06:06 Speaker 04 Did she say, "Do you work here?"
1:06:07 Speaker 01 No, she's like, "Who are you?" Uh, just, I just have...
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1:06:46 Bobby Lee? You know Ralph Barroso? I have big ears.
1:06:47 Speaker 01 You know Ralph Barroso? Bobby Lee?
1:06:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
1:06:51 Speaker 01 Okay, here.
1:06:51 Bobby Lee? Go for you.
1:06:52 Speaker 01 Here's another question.
1:06:53 Bobby Lee? Go ahead.
1:06:53 Speaker 03 I think, I don't think we have the time.
1:06:55 Bobby Lee? Could you cut to the chase and also let me cut the fat out?
1:06:58 Speaker 03 No, I'd like to hear the story.
1:06:59 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, go for it.
1:06:59 Speaker 03 Do the story.
1:07:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:07:01 Speaker 01 Okay.
1:07:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:07:02 Speaker 01 We're at Panda...
1:07:02 Bobby Lee? Do the trilogy. All three Godfathers, let's do it.
1:07:06 Speaker 01 Okay. I'm at Panda Express with my friend.
1:07:09 Bobby Lee? Okay, here we go. Here we go.
1:07:11 Speaker 01 We're eating, and...
1:07:12 Speaker 04 Is this in New York?
1:07:13 Speaker 01 No, it's in Glendale.
1:07:15 Speaker 04 Okay.
1:07:15 Speaker 01 And, uh...
1:07:16 Bobby Lee? Wait, is this directed to me then? Because it's Panda Express?
1:07:19 Speaker 01 No, this is about the...
1:07:21 Speaker 03 It's eating, it's about us.
1:07:22 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:07:23 Speaker 01 No, it's not about eating. It's about, um...
1:07:25 Speaker 03 It actually doesn't take place in...
1:07:26 Bobby Lee? Okay, so go back to, go back.
1:07:27 Speaker 01 Panda Express, they're everywhere, not just in New York.
1:07:30 Speaker 04 I got you.
1:07:30 Speaker 01 Panda Express in Glendale.
1:07:31 Speaker 04 You said, "You said you were in New York."
1:07:33 Speaker 01 Wait.
1:07:34 Speaker 04 I thought you got Panda Express out there.
1:07:37 Speaker 01 Wait, yeah, Panda Express in Glendale. I was at the Glendale Mall.
1:07:39 Speaker 04 Okay. What were you getting at the mall?
1:07:41 Speaker 01 Hmm?
1:07:42 Speaker 04 What were you getting at the mall?
1:07:43 Speaker 01 Some shirts.
1:07:43 Speaker 04 Some shirts?
1:07:44 Bobby Lee? H.
1:07:46 Speaker 01 And then, me and my friend, we get in an argument because I told her yesterday at the hotel, I was, um, watching cable TV, because that's all they have, cable TV.
1:07:57 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:07:57 Speaker 01 And I was watching the first 48.
1:07:59 Speaker 03 I love that show.
1:08:00 Speaker 01 And she's like, "Don't you mean streaming?" I said, "No, they were airing, because there's a difference between streaming and airing, right?"
1:08:08 Speaker 04 Yes.
1:08:10 Speaker 01 That's it. She was, she was like, "No."
1:08:12 Speaker 03 You were streaming it and you were like, "No, they were airing it."
1:08:14 Speaker 01 They were airing it, because it was at 8:00 PM.
1:08:16 Bobby Lee? Again, I don't know if that's something that you would correct. I don't think it would bother me enough to go.
1:08:21 Speaker 01 Okay, but streaming is, um...
1:08:23 Bobby Lee? Technically, you're right.
1:08:24 Speaker 01 Internet, yes, right?
1:08:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're technically right.
1:08:26 Speaker 01 Back then, there was nothing streaming.
1:08:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:08:28 Speaker 01 She said, "Oh, uh, the new movie's coming out at 8:00 PM." It's airing at PM, 8 PM.
1:08:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you wouldn't say streaming.
1:08:35 Speaker 01 But these new people, these new age people.
1:08:36 Bobby Lee? Uh, uh, new age or just younger generation?
1:08:39 Speaker 01 Younger.
1:08:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:08:41 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:08:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you know what it is? It's these, you have thoughts, right? So we all have thoughts.
1:08:47 Speaker 04 Sure.
1:08:47 Bobby Lee? These small little thoughts that pop up, right? But we don't take the thoughts, bring it down and say it out loud.
1:08:54 Speaker 04 Here's where you're not getting laid.
1:08:55 Speaker 01 I do, listen, I listen, I would, I do, I do think that's a.
1:08:58 Speaker 04 Say that to a guy.
1:09:00 Speaker 01 Okay, but like, you just told me there's a difference between.
1:09:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The difference between flavor toppings.
1:09:07 Speaker 04 You're right, you're right, you're right.
1:09:08 Bobby Lee? Flavor toppings.
1:09:09 Speaker 04 You're really right.
1:09:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:09:10 Speaker 04 You're right.
1:09:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you're right.
1:09:11 Speaker 04 Bar casting. But don't die on those hills.
1:09:15 Speaker 04 You know what I mean?
1:09:15 Speaker 01 Yeah, but like.
1:09:17 Speaker 04 You got more important shit going.
1:09:18 Bobby Lee? I know, dude.
1:09:18 Speaker 03 I don't think he does, I saw the notebook.
1:09:20 Speaker 01 People don't believe me.
1:09:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:09:22 Speaker 04 Who doesn't believe you?
1:09:23 Speaker 01 Like, the people like, when I get in arguments like this.
1:09:25 Speaker 04 And who was the friend?
1:09:27 Speaker 01 Just a friend from Burbank.
1:09:28 Speaker 02 And why was it important that it was Panda Express?
1:09:30 Speaker 03 Well, this is, this thought, I think that's what I'm saying, that thought of, hey, isn't it, isn't it wacky how it, we say airs, but it's really streams now? That is a thought.
1:09:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that is a thought, yeah.
1:09:40 Speaker 03 That story does not need to start at Panda Express.
1:09:42 Bobby Lee? It doesn't.
1:09:43 Speaker 01 Okay, but.
1:09:44 Speaker 04 It does, because I wouldn't be able to ask this, what'd you have?
1:09:46 Speaker 01 Panda Express?
1:09:47 Bobby Lee? Nope.
1:09:51 Speaker 03 Obviously, I had Panda Express.
1:09:54 Speaker 01 I had, um, beef and broccoli with, uh, uh, fried rice and a spring egg roll.
1:09:59 Speaker 02 Just one entree?
1:10:01 Speaker 01 No.
1:10:01 Speaker 03 So what was the other one?
1:10:03 Speaker 01 Oh, it was double beef and broccoli.
1:10:05 Speaker 03 How did you got, did you, did you guys split the check or did you, how'd you do that?
1:10:08 Speaker 04 Is she a friend or would you like it to be more?
1:10:10 Speaker 01 No, she's a comedian from here, so.
1:10:12 Speaker 04 Oh, comedian, so.
1:10:12 Speaker 01 But I paid.
1:10:13 Bobby Lee? Do we know her?
1:10:14 Speaker 03 You paid.
1:10:14 Bobby Lee? Oh.
1:10:15 Speaker 04 Good man.
1:10:15 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:10:16 Speaker 04 Good man.
1:10:16 Speaker 01 But still, she was arguing about like streaming versus bar casting.
1:10:21 Speaker 04 Okay.
1:10:21 Speaker 01 And airing.
1:10:23 Speaker 02 I got it.
1:10:24 Speaker 01 Barcat.
1:10:24 Speaker 04 We got a.
1:10:25 Speaker 01 Broadcasting.
1:10:26 Speaker 04 Oh, broadcasting.
1:10:26 Bobby Lee? Broadcasting, we got it, got it. You go, is there, do you go to Panda?
1:10:29 Speaker 04 Uh, yeah, yeah, I go to.
1:10:31 Bobby Lee? What's your dish? I, I, cause I have my go to dish.
1:10:33 Speaker 04 I, I just do the orange chicken. I'm, I'm a, I'm a straight, I like, I like a Chinese, I like a.
1:10:37 Speaker 02 I agree.
1:10:38 Speaker 04 Chinese baby.
1:10:39 Speaker 02 Do you like the new spicy orange chicken that they have?
1:10:42 Speaker 04 I don't think I've had it. Honestly, I, I know, uh, the orange chicken. I go, I live in fucking Queens.
1:10:48 Speaker 02 Yeah, I, I still.
1:10:49 Speaker 04 I go to Nihouwa, whatever it's called. I think that's what it is.
1:10:52 Bobby Lee? Oh, I was talking about Panda, you, you, cause you guys have really good Chinese in New York.
1:10:56 Speaker 04 Yeah, so do you guys.
1:10:57 Speaker 03 I'm sure you guys have it too.
1:10:58 Speaker 02 We do.
1:10:58 Speaker 03 SGB.
1:10:59 Speaker 02 SGB.
1:10:59 Speaker 04 San Francisco.
1:11:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:11:00 Speaker 04 Some of the best Chinese I ever had was in Pacifica.
1:11:02 Speaker 03 Yeah, Raymond's.
1:11:03 Speaker 04 Raymond's. If you're ever in Pacifica.
1:11:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:11:07 Speaker 04 When the rapture's not happening, go to Raymond's.
1:11:10 Bobby Lee? What's that place in San Francisco we go to?
1:11:12 Speaker 02 Oh, it's San Tongs.
1:11:13 Bobby Lee? San Tongs, and you made a call for me, right? And they gave us that little.
1:11:15 Speaker 02 You have to stay, you have to be in line by four thirty. Like fights break out at this place, you know it's that good.
1:11:21 Speaker 04 I would never do that.
1:11:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, no, it's, it's that good, dude.
1:11:24 Speaker 03 Have you guys been to Panda Inn in California?
1:11:26 Speaker 02 Panda Inn is the original Panda Express, but they just reopened.
1:11:30 Speaker 03 They're high end fancy Panda Express.
1:11:31 Speaker 04 And you know what? That's another mistake we made. Those, a lot of those places have closed down. In the nineties, you go out to dinner with your Jewish friend's parents, you go to a nice Chinese sit down, they put the crispy noodles and the duck sauce and hot mustard on the table, you had a great waiter, you get a drink with a fucking, uh, uh, an umbrella in it, you'd have stuff going around, the lazy Susan in the middle.
1:11:53 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's my favorite, yeah.
1:11:54 Speaker 04 Oh, a sit down Chinese?
1:11:55 Speaker 02 We still have a good amount here in San Gabriel Valley.
1:11:58 Speaker 04 On the east coast, they're all, it's.
1:12:00 Speaker 02 And they're, you know, like the big halls, like the really big restaurants, we still have them here.
1:12:04 Speaker 04 I love it.
1:12:04 Speaker 02 They're so good.
1:12:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:12:05 Speaker 02 Like Boston Lobster and then Newport Seafood.
1:12:08 Bobby Lee? Newport Seafood's the best.
1:12:09 Speaker 02 But Boston Lobster, so I think the chef, they had, they started beefing, so he left, he opened another place across the street called Boston Lobster, and it's the exact same menu, and it's just as good.
1:12:19 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:12:19 Speaker 02 It's huge, too.
1:12:20 Speaker 04 You know what I do? You wanna hear something?
1:12:21 Bobby Lee? I would love to hear everything.
1:12:22 Speaker 04 I get a, I get a wonton, and we have these big bowls. I get the wonton, put a couple of wonton in there.
1:12:32 Speaker 03 Salivating, I don't know.
1:12:34 Speaker 04 I get duck sauce and hot mustard, I put a packet of each in there.
1:12:37 Bobby Lee? What's duck sauce?
1:12:38 Speaker 04 Mix it around.
1:12:38 Speaker 03 Hot mustard, the whole thing?
1:12:40 Speaker 02 Hot, what's hot mustard?
1:12:42 Bobby Lee? What's duck sauce?
1:12:42 Speaker 04 You know duck sauce?
1:12:43 Bobby Lee? Is it the plum sauce, like sweet?
1:12:45 Speaker 04 No, it's the, it's the orange stuff.
1:12:47 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:12:47 Speaker 04 Put that in there, and then I put my egg, my shrimp roll in there.
1:12:50 Bobby Lee? Mmm.
1:12:51 Speaker 04 And I eat that with a spoon and let it, let it soak in.
1:12:54 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:12:55 Speaker 03 Is it good? Chinese food after this? We should.
1:12:58 Speaker 04 You a Chinese guy?
1:12:58 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:12:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:13:00 Speaker 03 You're Chinese?
1:13:00 Speaker 04 What do you do?
1:13:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:13:02 Speaker 04 Beef and broccoli?
1:13:03 Speaker 01 Beef and broccoli, orange chicken.
1:13:05 Bobby Lee? Mm-hmm. Yeah.
1:13:06 Speaker 01 Duck sauce.
1:13:07 Bobby Lee? I mean, I've been waiting for five minutes to tell you my dish, but.
1:13:09 Speaker 04 Go ahead.
1:13:09 Speaker 02 Oh yeah, that's right, I already know.
1:13:11 Bobby Lee? We built it up now, and it's like, it's like, when I say.
1:13:13 Speaker 03 Alright, it's orange chicken.
1:13:14 Bobby Lee? I know, I mean, no, when I say it, they're gonna be like, okay, let's move on.
1:13:17 Speaker 02 It's shocking. Well, no, it's yours, it's pretty shocking.
1:13:19 Bobby Lee? It's not shocking.
1:13:20 Speaker 04 Fried noodles and lobster sauce.
1:13:21 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, I, I, I don't do a guessing game, it'll take forever, you'll never guess it.
1:13:25 Speaker 04 Why not?
1:13:25 Bobby Lee? I'm talking about Pan Express specifically.
1:13:28 Speaker 04 Ah, okay.
1:13:28 Speaker 03 Oh, I know what it is.
1:13:29 Bobby Lee? What is it?
1:13:30 Speaker 03 A plant.
1:13:30 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's tofu, yeah.
1:13:32 Bobby Lee? What's the second?
1:13:33 Speaker 03 Beijing beef.
1:13:34 Bobby Lee? Yes!
1:13:35 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:13:35 Bobby Lee? What's the third?
1:13:36 Speaker 03 There's a third?
1:13:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:13:37 Speaker 03 Do you know the third, Kyle? I don't know the third.
1:13:39 Speaker 02 I always thought it was either cashew or orange chicken.
1:13:43 Bobby Lee? No.
1:13:43 Speaker 03 Kung pao?
1:13:44 Bobby Lee? Kung pao chicken.
1:13:44 Speaker 02 Oh, kung pao.
1:13:45 Bobby Lee? Well, but you got the fucking, um.
1:13:47 Speaker 04 Bobby likes his chicken spicy?
1:13:48 Bobby Lee? That's the one spicy?
1:13:50 Speaker 04 It's George Costanza.
1:13:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:13:51 Speaker 04 That was racist, Bobby.
1:13:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she knows.
1:13:53 Speaker 01 Hey, you remember Pizza Hut back then, in the nineties?
1:13:56 Speaker 04 Fuck, here we go.
1:13:58 Speaker 03 Still around, but.
1:13:59 Speaker 01 No, yeah, but Pizza Hut, that, where you can walk in and dine in with your family.
1:14:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I remember, we remember.
1:14:04 Speaker 04 Same thing.
1:14:05 Speaker 01 Jewish friends, eh?
1:14:05 Speaker 04 Of course.
1:14:06 Speaker 01 Jewish friend, parents.
1:14:07 Bobby Lee? He's not Jewish.
1:14:08 Speaker 01 He said Jewish.
1:14:09 Speaker 04 No, when I would go out to dinner with my Jewish friends' parents.
1:14:12 Speaker 03 Ooh, the buffet. I love the buffet. The old school, because like nostalgia's such a big thing, they're opening up all over the country.
1:14:17 Bobby Lee? Oh, really?
1:14:18 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, the standard.
1:14:18 Bobby Lee? Because the fucking crust on this is different.
1:14:21 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's pan, it's a pan.
1:14:23 Bobby Lee? I know it's pan, no, I, I know it's pan.
1:14:24 Speaker 03 Alright.
1:14:25 Bobby Lee? But it, there's a butter. No, there's a butter.
1:14:28 Speaker 03 The buttery, yeah.
1:14:29 Bobby Lee? Butteriness to the fucking crust.
1:14:30 Speaker 04 I was loving it.
1:14:31 Bobby Lee? That's unlike anything else, Pizza Hut.
1:14:33 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:14:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's a great pla, old school place. Have you ever been to, um.
1:14:39 Speaker 02 Mott thirty-two.
1:14:40 Bobby Lee? No, that's what I'm saying.
1:14:41 Speaker 04 Mott thirty-two.
1:14:42 Speaker 02 That's where we went, remember? There was only four of these in the world and one of them is in the Philippines. The Chinese, the duck place, where they like danced with a duck before.
1:14:50 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the dancing duck.
1:14:53 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:14:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We love a dancing duck.
1:14:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, which place are you talking about?
1:14:58 Bobby Lee? Uh, I fucking, that's why I froze.
1:15:00 Speaker 02 What?
1:15:01 Bobby Lee? It's an old school pizza place.
1:15:02 Speaker 02 Shakey's?
1:15:03 Bobby Lee? No, Excalibur or it's something like that.
1:15:05 Speaker 02 Excalibur.
1:15:07 Speaker 04 Excalibur?
1:15:07 Bobby Lee? What'd you guys do right before this hit?
1:15:09 Speaker 04 Right before what hit?
1:15:11 Bobby Lee? Are you garbage?
1:15:11 Speaker 04 Oh, I thought you were talking about the drugs. Uh, we were, yeah, we were working comedians, you know, we were.
1:15:18 Speaker 03 No, but I mean, you're, he was waiting tables.
1:15:19 Speaker 04 Oh, waiting tables, yeah, waiting tables and then hosting at New York Comedy Club, um, and doing a little bit parts. And he was working the road.
1:15:26 Speaker 03 I was, yeah, DoorDash, I was DoorDash when the podcast was like pretty popular still. And I was like, I was, I would be getting recognized and would still.
1:15:35 Bobby Lee? Why would you still do that?
1:15:37 Speaker 03 You needed the money, dude, because you.
1:15:38 Speaker 04 Put it back in the business, Bobby, because the industry wasn't coming to fucking save us.
1:15:41 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:15:41 Speaker 04 They had to put it back in. Kevin Ryan.
1:15:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:15:44 Speaker 04 And this guy.
1:15:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:15:46 Speaker 04 And Panda Express. And his weird religion.
1:15:51 Speaker 04 And your cousin. And Bobby Lee.
1:15:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, wow.
1:15:54 Speaker 03 But it was lucky I had the, it was during the pandemic, so I could wear the mask. And then like a lot of people, you're just dropping it at the door, so I didn't have to see a bunch of people.
1:16:00 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:16:01 Speaker 04 Just think if you were doing that, what you'd be doing? Fucking rubbing your balls on people's french fries and shit.
1:16:06 Speaker 03 And you're in there, you're hungry and you're driving to someone's McDonald's, it's like takes everything to not fucking open it up and start eating.
1:16:12 Bobby Lee? Really?
1:16:13 Speaker 03 Oh, my God, I'm a fat ass, yeah.
1:16:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, wow.
1:16:16 Speaker 03 Think you're just starving? What?
1:16:18 Speaker 04 Fry.
1:16:19 Speaker 03 No, well, it's very much, it's very much sealed.
1:16:21 Bobby Lee? Here's, uh, here's where I would go wrong, okay? I would, I would deliver a food to a restaurant, a house, right? And they didn't tip me well, I would note that.
1:16:32 Speaker 04 Of course.
1:16:33 Bobby Lee? So the next time I get that address, then I would do something.
1:16:36 Speaker 04 Roaches.
1:16:36 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:16:37 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean?
1:16:38 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:16:38 Bobby Lee? I'll give you one shot.
1:16:39 Speaker 03 That's it.
1:16:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not, I wouldn't.
1:16:42 Speaker 03 One opportunity.
1:16:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I mean, because I just, when they don't tip, when people tip, you know, you've been in the service industry.
1:16:48 Speaker 04 Sure.
1:16:48 Bobby Lee? It's infuriating.
1:16:50 Speaker 04 Of course.
1:16:51 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:16:51 Bobby Lee? Is it not?
1:16:52 Speaker 03 It is, and you know, I, there was times when I couldn't tip well and now we're making, I make up for lost time and I tip.
1:16:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's what I've been doing, yeah.
1:16:58 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:16:59 Bobby Lee? But even back in the day, I always did fifteen.
1:17:01 Speaker 03 I'll leave something.
1:17:02 Speaker 04 Take these roaches.
1:17:04 Bobby Lee? I always did fifteen.
1:17:05 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least.
1:17:06 Speaker 04 We did what, fifteen percent?
1:17:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:17:08 Speaker 04 That's not tipping well.
1:17:09 Bobby Lee? Back when I was poor.
1:17:10 Speaker 04 Oh, when you're poor.
1:17:11 Bobby Lee? God damn, man, fuck it.
1:17:12 Speaker 04 Just making sure.
1:17:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:17:14 Speaker 04 What are you tipping now? Twenty, thirty?
1:17:17 Speaker 02 Well, over, sometimes fifty.
1:17:19 Speaker 03 Really? There you go, Bobby Lee.
1:17:22 Speaker 04 You doing this too? You picking this up?
1:17:23 Speaker 03 Yes.
1:17:23 Speaker 02 But he does this weird, he does this weird thing if the service is really bad, then he tips over a hundred percent.
1:17:29 Speaker 03 To let him know? Don't tell. Or why?
1:17:32 Speaker 04 That's the rich man's roach.
1:17:33 Speaker 03 I like that.
1:17:34 Speaker 04 Yeah, I like that.
1:17:34 Speaker 03 But what's the me, like, what's your, what's your motivation?
1:17:36 Bobby Lee? Well, no, guess it, no, guess it.
1:17:38 Speaker 04 Cause he's gonna get the guy fired as soon as he gets home.
1:17:40 Bobby Lee? No, no, no.
1:17:41 Speaker 03 Uh, is it like? I don't know, that's kind of a mindfuck.
1:17:44 Speaker 04 It's like a fuck you.
1:17:45 Speaker 03 Cause they kinda know they're not doing well, they, they know they didn't deserve that.
1:17:49 Bobby Lee? Yes.
1:17:49 Speaker 03 So they're going, fuck, does it make them think like, I was kind of a dick and I, I don't know?
1:17:54 Bobby Lee? It's, it's, it's this.
1:17:55 Speaker 03 I like it, though.
1:17:56 Bobby Lee? People, if they don't know who I am, people think I won't.
1:18:01 Speaker 04 Won't what?
1:18:02 Bobby Lee? Tip. I don't think visually I look like a tipper.
1:18:07 Speaker 04 You mean, because?
1:18:08 Bobby Lee? I just, the way I am is.
1:18:10 Speaker 04 I've never agreed with anything more. I do have to say.
1:18:13 Bobby Lee? I, I think they just assume, oh, this guy has no money, he's not gonna tip.
1:18:16 Speaker 04 But not because of your ethnic handicap, you mean just?
1:18:20 Speaker 04 Not because you're Asian.
1:18:21 Bobby Lee? No, it's not the Korean part.
1:18:22 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:18:22 Bobby Lee? It's just the way.
1:18:23 Speaker 04 Asians are great tip.
1:18:23 Bobby Lee? It's just the way I am.
1:18:25 Speaker 04 Play back a rack.
1:18:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, also, I think that, I, I, I, I, is that a thing where Asians aren't good tippers?
1:18:29 Speaker 02 No, Asians are good tippers.
1:18:30 Bobby Lee? All right, all right.
1:18:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, and in fact, like.
1:18:32 Bobby Lee? Give me some races that aren't. Do you have, you have, you have races in your head that won't tip?
1:18:37 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:18:38 Bobby Lee? You want, well, we'll say.
1:18:39 Speaker 04 What are we doing?
1:18:39 Bobby Lee? We won't say it out loud.
1:18:40 Speaker 04 This is like the water in the new, in, in the pizza.
1:18:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:18:43 Speaker 04 And that's not true either.
1:18:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:18:44 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:18:45 Bobby Lee? But, but, yeah, but anyway.
1:18:46 Speaker 04 Racism is what that.
1:18:47 Bobby Lee? The reason why I do it.
1:18:48 Speaker 03 I was talking about Italians?
1:18:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah. The reason why I do it is because I usually do it in this circumstance, if I know I'm gonna be back there. Right, so I'll get, I'll give them like a hundred percent and go, next time, treat me better.
1:19:02 Speaker 04 You say that to them?
1:19:03 Bobby Lee? No.
1:19:03 Speaker 03 No, but that's, that's inferred, like hey.
1:19:05 Bobby Lee? In the tip.
1:19:06 Speaker 03 Cause that's gonna go around, hey Bobby gave a hundred percent tip and that's gonna go through the kitchen, so when you do come back in.
1:19:13 Bobby Lee? I don't think, I don't know, I don't even know if that happens.
1:19:15 Speaker 04 Or they're gonna be like, you believe this idiot, I fucking stiffed him and he fucking hooked me up with a hundred.
1:19:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:19:19 Speaker 03 Forgot to refill his iced tea.
1:19:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I, I, you do that. It's more of me like, you know what, you're a jerk, but you know what?
1:19:25 Speaker 04 Were they jerks or just busy?
1:19:27 Speaker 02 Jerk.
1:19:28 Bobby Lee? I mean dude, remember that guy, he took a fucking plate.
1:19:31 Speaker 02 A bowl of like steaming hot, um, sundubu.
1:19:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:19:34 Speaker 02 Just like the Korean.
1:19:35 Bobby Lee? Frisbee.
1:19:36 Speaker 02 He like slid the bowl across to Bobby like this.
1:19:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:19:39 Speaker 02 Like this.
1:19:40 Bobby Lee? It's spilling over, I mean, it was just so rude.
1:19:42 Speaker 03 Aggressive, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not how it's done.
1:19:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you know, I don't like that.
1:19:46 Speaker 03 Now, do you have a cap on what dollar that would be? Like, do you cap the hundred percent on like three hundred dollars? You're like, I'm not, you know.
1:19:53 Speaker 02 I think our bill was.
1:19:54 Speaker 03 Like, at what point do you like?
1:19:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:19:56 Speaker 03 Alright, it's fifty percent.
1:19:57 Bobby Lee? The most is hundred.
1:19:58 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:19:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:19:59 Speaker 03 At a hundred, you'll do a hundred.
1:20:00 Speaker 02 No, but this, our bill was only like fifty something and he tipped the guy a hundred bucks and he put a little smiley face on the receipt.
1:20:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:20:09 Speaker 04 That'll teach him.
1:20:09 Speaker 03 I like that.
1:20:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Well, they have to learn. How do people learn?
1:20:14 Speaker 02 But that's not the excuse he gave me. Your excuse was actually quite sweeter. You said like, I think he's having a really bad day.
1:20:21 Speaker 03 Aww.
1:20:23 Speaker 02 So I was like, okay, yeah.
1:20:25 Speaker 04 Bobby. Yeah, he probably was having a bad day.
1:20:27 Speaker 02 Yeah, cause he was an older man, remember?
1:20:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:20:29 Speaker 02 And he just seemed really like disgruntled, like he hated his life.
1:20:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:20:33 Speaker 04 I was like, that was brutal.
1:20:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:20:36 Speaker 04 Especially to the end of my career as a server. Brutal. Bitter, pissed, fucking angry.
1:20:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:20:41 Speaker 04 Lazy as shit.
1:20:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:20:44 Speaker 02 What's the one question of, uh, they would ask you that would send you over?
1:20:48 Speaker 03 Can you stop eating my cheeseburger?
1:20:55 Speaker 03 Sir, that's my appetizer.
1:20:58 Speaker 04 Fuck, you got a problem. Roaches in your coffee. Uh, the one question they would ask me.
1:21:04 Speaker 02 Like for instance, someone's like, "Well, what do you like here? What would you have? What do you think about..."
1:21:08 Speaker 04 Yeah, you must know what's good here.
1:21:09 Speaker 03 Ahhh.
1:21:10 Speaker 04 Got that all the time.
1:21:11 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's terrible.
1:21:13 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:21:13 Bobby Lee? What would you say?
1:21:15 Speaker 04 Nothing.
1:21:16 Bobby Lee? Really?
1:21:17 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
1:21:18 Bobby Lee? Would you give us a scowl?
1:21:20 Speaker 04 Mm-mm.
1:21:20 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:21:21 Speaker 02 Row.
1:21:23 Speaker 04 I'll be right back with you, cheeseburger, sir.
1:21:24 Bobby Lee? That's even better. The way you just said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:21:28 Speaker 04 Yeah. You know what they got with it?
1:21:30 Bobby Lee? What?
1:21:30 Speaker 04 Spit.
1:21:33 Speaker 04 I never did anything like that.
1:21:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:21:34 Speaker 04 No, it's not that. People are just, people just think they're, you know, they're in their own head. Europeans are brutal. You know?
1:21:40 Bobby Lee? Oh, they are. Yeah.
1:21:41 Speaker 04 But they just don't know.
1:21:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:21:43 Speaker 04 You know?
1:21:43 Speaker 03 Yeah, they don't tip.
1:21:44 Bobby Lee? Australia don't, you don't?
1:21:46 Speaker 02 Well, Australia is not a tipping culture because they're, um, they pay their servers like thirty dollars or more an hour.
1:21:52 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
1:21:53 Speaker 04 I know, but it's not about that. It's, I get that. That's why we do it in America. To supplement their income.
1:22:00 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:22:01 Speaker 04 But that doesn't mean you can't make a fucking gesture.
1:22:03 Speaker 02 Yeah, I think so. I agree.
1:22:04 Speaker 04 And when you come over here, they fucking know. They fucking know.
1:22:07 Speaker 03 I gotta push, we've had this conversation. I have to push back. My, my wife is German and her mom was like, why do, she was like, why do we have to tip? I'm like, that guy's making like two dollars an hour. And then she was like, that should be illegal. I'm like, yeah, no, everybody's kind of agrees on that.
1:22:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:22:20 Speaker 03 So the second she, they had no idea because to them, their servers get fifteen, twenty dollars an hour.
1:22:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:22:25 Speaker 03 So it's like you just tip a dollar or whatever.
1:22:26 Speaker 04 They know, they know.
1:22:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, they, they, is there a pamphlet?
1:22:30 Speaker 04 They know.
1:22:30 Bobby Lee? When you come to America, like this, these are the rules?
1:22:33 Speaker 02 This is a tipping nation.
1:22:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we're a tipping nation.
1:22:36 Speaker 03 At this point, they should, I like, they should know you tip.
1:22:38 Speaker 04 They know. They got streaming.
1:22:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They should know, they should know.
1:22:45 Speaker 04 They do it on purpose because they're gonna be back here. They don't give a fuck.
1:22:47 Speaker 03 I think they know they should tip. I don't think they know why they should tip. Like they, they're not aware that the employees are not making...
1:22:53 Speaker 04 Because somebody brought you stuff. I was over in fucking Paris. I was breaking off fucking, France, everybody.
1:22:56 Speaker 03 But you come from a tipping culture, so it makes sense.
1:22:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. And were they appreciative of it or no?
1:23:01 Speaker 04 Awesome.
1:23:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:23:02 Speaker 04 One of the things you gotta do when you go to France is attempt to speak French. Okay, walk up to them, don't say, "Hey, where's your Burger King?" Poli vous français?
1:23:11 Bobby Lee? Uh.
1:23:11 Speaker 04 Or poli vous anglais? Si vous plaît?
1:23:13 Bobby Lee? Poli, poli?
1:23:14 Speaker 04 So you gotta say.
1:23:15 Bobby Lee? Right.
1:23:15 Speaker 04 And they love it. And if they don't speak French, they'll, they'll, they'll figure it out. If they do speak, speak French, they'll fucking go to bat for you. I had this, I had this lady at the fucking Eiffel Tower, I did that, she walked us all the way up.
1:23:27 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:23:27 Speaker 04 Hotty too.
1:23:28 Bobby Lee? Hey dumb. Yeah.
1:23:29 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:23:30 Bobby Lee? You know what, I'm gonna take a French class if I ever go to France.
1:23:32 Speaker 04 I would love to speak French. Bradley Cooper speaks French.
1:23:35 Bobby Lee? I know, you're so good.
1:23:36 Speaker 04 I did have fucking guy.
1:23:36 Bobby Lee? That guy, good looking.
1:23:37 Speaker 04 Hung out with him one day at the restaurant that I worked at.
1:23:40 Bobby Lee? No.
1:23:41 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:23:41 Bobby Lee? Nice.
1:23:43 Speaker 04 Sweetheart.
1:23:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:23:44 Speaker 04 Yeah, he grew up in a town, a couple towns over. Went to the, uh, private school in our area.
1:23:49 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:23:50 Speaker 04 The one thing he did say to me is, we're about the same age and he knew kids in our school would get recruited, that were really good lacrosse, would get recruited to like these private schools in Philly. And there was this kid, Kurt Mueller, shout out to him, uh, that was at our school that went there and he, they remembered him. I was like, "Yeah, we played lacrosse together." And I was about this size. And Bradley Cooper went like this. "You used to play lacrosse?"
1:24:16 Bobby Lee? Really?
1:24:16 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:24:17 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:24:18 Speaker 04 But, yeah, so.
1:24:19 Bobby Lee? You think he would remember you or no?
1:24:20 Speaker 04 No.
1:24:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:24:21 Speaker 04 No.
1:24:22 Bobby Lee? But now you guys though, you guys are now in the stratosphere of you're getting some big people.
1:24:28 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:24:28 Bobby Lee? Mm-hmm.
1:24:29 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:24:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:24:30 Speaker 03 It's going well. We're trying to expand a little more. I mean, we've had a lot of the big comedians, there's a couple we haven't had that we would like.
1:24:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:24:35 Speaker 03 Uh.
1:24:35 Bobby Lee? That's so, the, you guys, it's one of the best podcasts in the world, it's called Are You Garbage?
1:24:40 Speaker 03 Thank you.
1:24:40 Bobby Lee? Uh, we love them, they're family to us.
1:24:43 Speaker 04 We love you.
1:24:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you've had, uh, Gary Vee, Jordan Jensen.
1:24:49 Speaker 04 Is he a good guy?
1:24:50 Bobby Lee? Kumel Nanjani. Dude, you're getting the big ones, dude.
1:24:54 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:24:54 Speaker 04 Gurbies, there's Gurbies.
1:24:56 Bobby Lee? Hugeies, dude.
1:24:57 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:24:58 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:24:59 Speaker 03 We're, um... Uh, expanding out, doing more, you know, trying to get more musician, you know, just more other people. But like, not everybody's good at podcasting, as you know that, right?
1:25:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:25:09 Speaker 03 So it's like, we're trying to, we're trying to, see how fat I was in that one at the top? The credit card roll, right there?
1:25:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:25:16 Speaker 03 I was a big boy. You were saying that I wasn't fat?
1:25:19 Bobby Lee? No, yeah, yeah, you were pretty fat.
1:25:20 Speaker 04 Trying to get some Muppets. We've been trying to get Muppets.
1:25:23 Bobby Lee? Oh, Muppets is good.
1:25:23 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:25:24 Bobby Lee? There, is that your new studio?
1:25:26 Speaker 03 Yes, you gotta come by, come hang out.
1:25:29 Bobby Lee? I haven't been there.
1:25:29 Speaker 03 You don't call, you don't text.
1:25:31 Bobby Lee? I haven't been in New York since the last time I saw you.
1:25:32 Speaker 04 The kid's been there.
1:25:33 Bobby Lee? Who? Oh, yeah, I know.
1:25:36 Speaker 03 Joe's Pizza.
1:25:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:25:37 Speaker 04 You haven't been in, you haven't been in New York?
1:25:39 Bobby Lee? I don't like it there.
1:25:40 Speaker 04 What are you talking about?
1:25:40 Bobby Lee? I don't like it.
1:25:41 Speaker 03 I like it.
1:25:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's not my city.
1:25:43 Speaker 04 That's got nothing to do with it, whether you like it or not.
1:25:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I, if I, I've never hooked up with a girl in New York.
1:25:47 Speaker 02 Oh, that's why.
1:25:48 Bobby Lee? I think that's what it is. I don't think they like me.
1:25:50 Speaker 03 No.
1:25:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:25:52 Speaker 04 What are you talking about?
1:25:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, one time I was walking down the street, um, with this guy, and we were gonna go watch, um, the Avengers movie.
1:25:59 Speaker 03 Which one?
1:26:00 Bobby Lee? Avengers 2.
1:26:01 Speaker 03 Age of Ultron?
1:26:01 Bobby Lee? Age of Ultron. You, wow.
1:26:03 Speaker 03 Wow, you're really quick, huh?
1:26:04 Bobby Lee? Really quick.
1:26:04 Speaker 04 James Spader did that voice so well.
1:26:06 Bobby Lee? And this model came up to my friend and goes.
1:26:08 Speaker 04 Model?
1:26:08 Bobby Lee? Supermodel.
1:26:09 Speaker 04 Supermodel? We would know her?
1:26:11 Bobby Lee? No, but she was, looked like it.
1:26:13 Speaker 04 Uh huh.
1:26:14 Speaker 03 So she's not?
1:26:16 Speaker 04 Not a model. Not a supermodel.
1:26:18 Bobby Lee? She looked like it.
1:26:19 Speaker 04 Hot chick.
1:26:20 Speaker 03 I'm with you on this one.
1:26:21 Speaker 01 Everywhere in New York.
1:26:22 Bobby Lee? Let me start the story over.
1:26:23 Speaker 04 Go ahead.
1:26:24 Bobby Lee? Uh, a really hot chick.
1:26:25 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
1:26:26 Bobby Lee? Does that feel better?
1:26:27 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:26:28 Bobby Lee? Okay. And she walked up to my friend and goes, "Hey, I just broke up with my boyfriend. I think you're hot. You wanna fuck?"
1:26:35 Speaker 04 No way.
1:26:36 Bobby Lee? I swear to God.
1:26:36 Speaker 04 So he was like a super good-looking guy?
1:26:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and my buddy goes, "See you later, dude." So I watched Avengers alone.
1:26:41 Speaker 03 Ooh.
1:26:42 Bobby Lee? I've never gotten.
1:26:43 Speaker 03 I'd never go back to New York either, if that was the case.
1:26:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:26:45 Speaker 04 Most people don't get that.
1:26:47 Bobby Lee? Have, have you ever gotten like a freebie like that?
1:26:51 Bobby Lee? Have you ever gotten a freebie?
1:26:53 Speaker 01 Not like that.
1:26:53 Speaker 04 What's a freebie?
1:26:54 Bobby Lee? A freebie is, you don't even know their name.
1:26:56 Speaker 02 You, you got one.
1:26:58 Speaker 04 Yeah, you come on.
1:26:59 Bobby Lee? I guess I have.
1:26:59 Speaker 02 And I'll tell you how you got one. Remember, she was like, "My car broke down, can I go home with you?"
1:27:06 Speaker 01 Jesus.
1:27:06 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
1:27:07 Speaker 02 And what was her name, do you remember?
1:27:09 Bobby Lee? I do remember.
1:27:09 Speaker 02 And she lived with you for like two weeks.
1:27:11 Bobby Lee? That's right!
1:27:12 Speaker 04 What? You shacked up?
1:27:14 Bobby Lee? It did happen to me, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was really hot.
1:27:16 Speaker 04 Really?
1:27:17 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, I forgot about her, that's a lottery.
1:27:19 Speaker 02 And you weren't even working at this time.
1:27:21 Bobby Lee? I wasn't even working good. I was just like a comeback, you know?
1:27:25 Speaker 01 Good for you.
1:27:26 Speaker 04 Say something else mean to him.
1:27:27 Bobby Lee? No, you're right, I forgot about that, that was a fucking gift.
1:27:31 Speaker 02 But then it all backfired, cuz what happened was, he eventually fell in love, and then he realized, remember, one of your friends was like, "Hey dude, that girl you're with, don't bring her to the club anymore."
1:27:41 Bobby Lee? And I go, "Why?", because that guy had a girlfriend? So I was just going, "Why dude?", he goes, "I'm bringing my girlfriend to the club." I go, "What does it matter if you bring your girlfriend, I can't bring the girl I'm seeing?", he goes, "I'm fucking her too dude."
1:27:53 Speaker 01 Oh, wow.
1:27:55 Bobby Lee? And then I turned to her after the, after the call, I go, "Um, are you having sex with so and so?", and she goes, "Yeah."
1:28:02 Speaker 04 How many cars do you have?
1:28:03 Bobby Lee? And I go, "Who else?", and it was just like, you know, the Dead Sea Scrolls.
1:28:10 Speaker 01 Damn.
1:28:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:28:12 Speaker 04 Wow.
1:28:12 Bobby Lee? Lists.
1:28:13 Speaker 02 But that's still a freebie. That's still a freebie.
1:28:15 Bobby Lee? It's still a freebie, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a freebie for everybody, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't like, I want freebie for me.
1:28:20 Speaker 04 Potluck.
1:28:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, it was a potluck freebie, yeah, yeah.
1:28:22 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:28:23 Bobby Lee? But she was very, very, um, beautiful, I remember that. I completely forgot about her.
1:28:27 Speaker 02 See?
1:28:27 Bobby Lee? Thanks for bringing that up.
1:28:28 Speaker 02 You got your wins.
1:28:28 Bobby Lee? There was another, I'll, I'll, I'll give you another one, then.
1:28:31 Speaker 01 She, she was beautiful, but she had no morals, so, you know.
1:28:35 Speaker 04 How do you know her?
1:28:36 Speaker 01 No, she doesn't.
1:28:37 Bobby Lee? It was, it was his way of trying to slam me.
1:28:40 Speaker 01 No, it wasn't.
1:28:41 Bobby Lee? But it came out so poorly.
1:28:42 Speaker 04 Because of the publicity of sex.
1:28:43 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:28:44 Speaker 04 Yeah?
1:28:44 Speaker 01 Are you a religious man? No. Okay.
1:28:47 Speaker 04 You just think there's gotta be a deep connection?
1:28:49 Speaker 01 Yes.
1:28:49 Bobby Lee? So I was at a coffee bean.
1:28:51 Speaker 04 Okay.
1:28:51 Bobby Lee? Okay, with my friend Ahmed.
1:28:53 Speaker 04 We have enough of this with him.
1:28:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:28:54 Speaker 04 Panda Express, go ahead.
1:28:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:28:56 Speaker 01 What? You should go back to New York.
1:29:00 Speaker 03 I thought he was saying it to Foley. I was like geez.
1:29:02 Bobby Lee? Forget the story.
1:29:03 Speaker 04 No, no, no, stop. Come on. How many times have you, are you gonna interrupt me? I interrupted you too.
1:29:07 Bobby Lee? Not you, not you.
1:29:08 Speaker 04 Alright, but I interrupted you too.
1:29:09 Bobby Lee? How many times are you gonna interrupt me, dude?
1:29:11 Speaker 03 Um, when I was over there.
1:29:12 Speaker 04 Crazy shit. He was saying something positive. You should go back to New York.
1:29:16 Bobby Lee? I'm telling you a story. What, New York?
1:29:17 Speaker 03 Go New York.
1:29:18 Speaker 04 I think you should do Broadway.
1:29:19 Bobby Lee? You go New York.
1:29:20 Speaker 03 I am.
1:29:21 Speaker 04 I think you should do Broadway.
1:29:22 Bobby Lee? I'm not doing Broadway, dude.
1:29:23 Speaker 04 Why?
1:29:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:29:23 Speaker 02 I think you're right.
1:29:24 Bobby Lee? How many times?
1:29:25 Speaker 03 What?
1:29:26 Bobby Lee? Alright.
1:29:27 Speaker 03 Wait, can I just say something?
1:29:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, go ahead. You're already gonna do it anyway.
1:29:31 Speaker 03 I was in New York, right?
1:29:32 Bobby Lee? Oh my god.
1:29:33 Speaker 04 Getting pizza, you know.
1:29:34 Bobby Lee? This better be good, dude.
1:29:35 Speaker 03 It's not, it's not going to be.
1:29:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:29:37 Speaker 03 It's going good. And, um, I ran the Manhattan Bridge twice.
1:29:42 Speaker 04 Wow.
1:29:43 Speaker 03 That's pretty good. That's pretty good. And I walked it at 12 on night, which was dangerous. But...
1:29:49 Bobby Lee? Chick walked up to him?
1:29:51 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:29:52 Speaker 03 It was a homeless lady.
1:29:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah?
1:29:54 Speaker 03 Yeah, she was chasing me.
1:29:56 Speaker 04 That's why you were running?
1:29:57 Speaker 03 Uh, not the, uh, not, no. I ran it three times.
1:30:00 Bobby Lee? So you want to have sex with somebody, you have sex with a homeless lady?
1:30:02 Speaker 03 I didn't pay no.
1:30:04 Bobby Lee? Huh?
1:30:04 Speaker 03 I was scared. It was 12 on night, okay.
1:30:08 Speaker 03 It was 12 on night.
1:30:10 Bobby Lee? What are you doing on a bridge at 12 at night?
1:30:11 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Taking pictures of the skyline.
1:30:13 Speaker 02 Oh yeah, he's a photographer.
1:30:14 Bobby Lee? He's a photographer. Alright, you're doing your art. I'm sorry. Where were you staying?
1:30:18 Speaker 03 In, uh, Williamsburg.
1:30:21 Bobby Lee? You and Ralph?
1:30:22 Speaker 03 No, just me. I was staying with another comic.
1:30:24 Bobby Lee? Nice.
1:30:25 Speaker 03 Shout out to Julio Diaz.
1:30:27 Bobby Lee? Ah, Julio Diaz. So Kev, you've never, you've never had a free...
1:30:30 Speaker 04 Very funny.
1:30:30 Speaker 03 Not like that, no. I mean, uh, I, I never had the body type where a woman would just be like, "Let's go back to your place."
1:30:38 Bobby Lee? Ah.
1:30:40 Speaker 03 So, yeah, now that I have some sort of notoriety, I'm married, so yeah.
1:30:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you fantasize? No, probably not. Anyway, let's move on.
1:30:46 Speaker 03 No, not really.
1:30:50 Speaker 03 No, my wife is like, attractive.
1:30:52 Bobby Lee? She is.
1:30:52 Speaker 03 So it's like very like...
1:30:53 Bobby Lee? Nice lady.
1:30:54 Speaker 03 Yeah. We had sex and I was like, "I don't go anywhere ever. I'll mar-" you know, it was like very like...
1:30:59 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's what I want to meet. I want, I want to meet someone I'm like, "Okay, I just, this is, I wa-" don't go anywhere else.
1:31:06 Speaker 03 Sure. Well, I also just, it was mostly like I wasn't gonna get a girl hotter than her, so I was like, "Let me just, let me lock it in."
1:31:12 Bobby Lee? Oh, I see, I see, I see. You don't think?
1:31:16 Speaker 03 I don't know.
1:31:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you have like a kind of an Owen Wilson-y kind of...
1:31:19 Speaker 03 I love this podcast, by the way.
1:31:21 Bobby Lee? No, you do. You have a cool, kind of like quirky-ish.
1:31:24 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:31:24 Bobby Lee? Women love guys like you.
1:31:25 Speaker 04 Sandy got a weird nose.
1:31:28 Speaker 03 A fucked up voice. No, yeah. Okay, that's a stretch, but I'll take it.
1:31:34 Bobby Lee? No, there's a little bit, do the face.
1:31:36 Speaker 03 Oh.
1:31:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, there we go, dude.
1:31:38 Speaker 02 I see it, I see it.
1:31:39 Bobby Lee? I see it too, I see it too, I see it. Right, a little bit in the nose, right? Anyway, uh, okay, yeah.
1:31:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, but no, no, no real freebies.
1:31:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I don't even want to tell my coffee bean one, because you.
1:31:50 Speaker 04 Come on.
1:31:50 Bobby Lee? It's not even funny, it's not even a good one, though.
1:31:52 Speaker 04 Did you, did you, is it a freebie? Did you hook up with the girl in the coffee bean?
1:31:55 Bobby Lee? It was a freebie, that was, I've had two freebies, it was the second freebie.
1:31:58 Speaker 04 Had a coffee bean during the day?
1:31:59 Bobby Lee? What?
1:32:00 Speaker 02 Which one was the coffee bean on?
1:32:01 Bobby Lee? I was with Amin Amin, I was wearing red shoes.
1:32:03 Speaker 04 Uh huh.
1:32:03 Bobby Lee? The Velco, Velcro kind.
1:32:05 Speaker 04 Okay.
1:32:06 Bobby Lee? You know, and I was sitting cross legged like this.
1:32:08 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:32:09 Bobby Lee? And this beautiful blonde comes up to me and she goes, "I like your shoes, I think from Japan." And I, I don't know, and I looked, I took it off.
1:32:16 Speaker 04 No, but I am.
1:32:18 Bobby Lee? And there was like some Japanese writing, and she goes, "Yeah, those are the some, some, some," she like knew the shoe. And she goes, "Hey, um, you're cute." And I go, "Oh, thank you, you're very beautiful," you know what I mean, she goes, yeah, and she goes, "Um, come over tonight, let's hang out." She gave me her address, this is, um.
1:32:34 Speaker 04 White lady?
1:32:35 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
1:32:35 Speaker 04 Nice.
1:32:36 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah.
1:32:36 Bobby Lee? And I went, I went over there and, oh my god. Praise the lord.
1:32:40 Speaker 04 She stole my shoes.
1:32:41 Bobby Lee? Jesus Christ, what?
1:32:42 Speaker 04 You hooked up with her?
1:32:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, she stole my shoes, yeah, no, yeah, we, no, we did the whole thing.
1:32:46 Speaker 04 The whole thing?
1:32:46 Speaker 03 The whole shebang.
1:32:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, the whole shebang, but that was my only second freebie.
1:32:50 Speaker 04 And that was it?
1:32:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:32:52 Speaker 02 Wasn't there another white girl who was like obsessed with like kung fu?
1:32:57 Speaker 03 To fetishize you a little bit.
1:32:58 Speaker 02 Yeah, she fetish, she absolutely fetishized you.
1:33:01 Bobby Lee? I've had a couple of girls that were obsessed with kung fu, though.
1:33:03 Speaker 04 You break this board before we have.
1:33:06 Bobby Lee? No, I went to the house, you had bamboo and like a, like a Enter the Dragon.
1:33:11 Speaker 03 That's a little weird.
1:33:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:33:13 Speaker 04 Did this lady, did the lady in the coffee bean know who you were?
1:33:15 Bobby Lee? No, this is pre-fame.
1:33:17 Speaker 04 Really?
1:33:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it was pre-fame, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was still, um, on Mad TV.
1:33:23 Speaker 03 Yeah, okay. That's pretty famous.
1:33:26 Bobby Lee? What? You're famous? That's not fame!
1:33:28 Speaker 03 Yes, it is.
1:33:29 Speaker 04 That's not not famous.
1:33:31 Bobby Lee? Okay, anyway.
1:33:32 Speaker 04 What are you talking about?
1:33:32 Bobby Lee? Anyone want to promote, you want to promote something?
1:33:36 Speaker 03 Uh, yeah, we're on the road to back on the block tour. All tickets available are available at arigobage.com. We each, uh, we each do stand-up and then we close out playing AYG with the crowd. Uh, we got a special document, like a documentary we did.
1:33:50 Bobby Lee? Route 66.
1:33:52 Speaker 03 Tour bus, the whole crew. We did like, uh, I think it was like 10 cities in 10 days type deal. Kind of, uh, good. And that's all up on used tube for free.
1:33:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:34:00 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:34:00 Bobby Lee? All right, give them a round of applause.
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