Bobby’s 999 Club with Chelcie Lynn & Paige Ginn

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

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• 1:32Speaker 02

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• 1:45Speaker 03

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• 2:02Speaker 00

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• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, baby.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  We got shirts in the building. Okay. We got shirts all day long. Yeah. We got shorts too in the building. And that's awesome.

• 2:37Speaker 00

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• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  All that oat milk you're drinking.

• 3:26Speaker 00

  Well, you should tell Bobby about that new pickup line that actually worked.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Tell me.

• 3:30Speaker 00

  He's so excited about it.

• 3:31Speaker 03

  So I was at the coffee shop and there was a girl in front of me and she was in my way to get my coffee. And I noticed her hair and I was like, hey, I like your hair. Like, it was curdy. I was like, I like your curdy hair. And she's like, um, thank you. Thank you very much. And I was like, with confidence, I was like, you got a name? And she's like, yeah, I do. And then.

• 3:54Speaker 00

  Keep going.

• 3:55Speaker 03

  She's like, my name is Jenny. And I was like, oh, you got an Instagram now? She's like, yeah. And then she put me in Instagram. And like two days later, she DMs me. She's like, hey, I'm going through your Instagram and I didn't know you were famous. I was like, I'm not, but okay.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  You're not.

• 4:11Speaker 03

  That's why I told her.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  You're absolutely not.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  Absolutely not. And that's why I keep telling her.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  I mean, some people know you.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Some people, yeah, like Jenny.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Now, let me ask you something. Do you think you're famous?

• 4:24Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you think you're getting there?

• 4:26Speaker 03

  No, I have a long way to go.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 4:29Speaker 03

  I'm nowhere like.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  Do you get recognized?

• 4:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Where? You know, it's interesting. In Dallas, you came to, you were, you had, you, did you think you struggled in Dallas or no?

• 4:39Speaker 03

  Um, at your shows, yeah, a little bit.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Why do you think that is?

• 4:42Speaker 03

  I was trying new material and then, you know, as the host, going up first, you know, not, not everybody knows who you are. So when you set the tone of the show, or you try to set the tone of the show and it fails, then, you know, then the whole show.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  It didn't fail. It was, it's just hosting is a tough job and, um, a lot of my fan base is not Tiger Belly. It's a lot of its other, like, bad friends and whatnot. So it's like, some of them probably don't know you. So I felt like, but I thought you did a great job.

• 5:13Speaker 03

  For real?

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:14Speaker 03

  I, I did that stuff you told me to do.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 5:17Speaker 04

  Did you know?

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Did you know? I did, I, I, I had some shows this past weekend in Dallas and it was like small crowds. But I looked at the people, like, I locked eyes and, and it worked better.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  I still use that, the, the thermostat?

• 5:33Speaker 04

  Thermostat.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  Thermostat, yeah. Thermostat, yeah.

• 5:35Speaker 03

  You know?

• 5:36Speaker 04

  So what, what were Bobby's tips for you?

• 5:38Speaker 03

  Um, don't, uh, sound scripted. Just go up there and just talk and have fun. And then I did and then it was working out better now.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:48Speaker 03

  I was like, I miss my ex. And they just laugh at that. And so like, yeah, I miss my ex guys. And I look at, I look at a guy with a girl in the crowd. I was like, you miss your ex, bro? He's like, say, yeah, don't answer.

• 6:01Speaker 04

  Oh, let's go.

• 6:02Speaker 03

  Don't answer that. And I don't know. So I'm getting better.

• 6:06Speaker 04

  And was the other tip, uh, lock eyes with the, the audience?

• 6:09Speaker 03

  Just be funny.

• 6:10Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  Lock, uh, lock eyes.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  What's up?

• 6:17Speaker 00

  Nothing.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  No, the tip was, um...

• 6:20Speaker 00

  These are none of my tips.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:22Speaker 00

  That's what you said.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  I know, but the tip was, um, a lot of comics, they memorize these jokes and they go, "I'm gonna do these jokes in order," right? But my advice is always, um, forget the jokes. Remember to be funny first. Okay? There's a difference between being funny and just telling jokes. Is what I'm saying. To try to get a laugh without even saying anything, that's my, you know? Just to kind of be funny, you know?

• 6:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, just...

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  And, yeah.

• 6:51Speaker 03

  Natural.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  Are they here?

• 6:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But anyway, what is another tip I gave you?

• 6:57Speaker 03

  Um, I think that's...

• 7:01Speaker 03

  Just don't overthink it. You're...

• 7:04Speaker 03

  You're still far ahead from like, becoming like a natural comic?

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say that.

• 7:09Speaker 03

  No?

• 7:11Speaker 00

  I know what you're thinking, that's not what he said.

• 7:13Speaker 03

  No, right?

• 7:15Speaker 03

  Like, I'm still, you know, I'm still in my open mic days, so... You know? So... And I don't beat myself up after every set anymore.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna remember these sets ten years from now.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  No, I don't think I will. Did you know? Did you know they can refine beans?

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:39Speaker 03

  Three times?

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, the, yeah, so, we came up with...

• 7:44Speaker 00

  Did you knows, yeah.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  So, well, the premise was this, we, um, you go up on stage and then you say, you know, a lot of people think I'm like, I don't know much, I don't know how to pronounce words, but there are things that I do know. Right? That I can maybe enlighten you.

• 7:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Right? Right, and then, "Did you know?" or then you go, "Go ahead."

• 8:02Speaker 03

  Did you know?

• 8:03Speaker 00

  Try a couple.

• 8:05Speaker 03

  Did you know you can refine beans in infinite times?

• 8:11Speaker 03

  I didn't know that.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's funny, right?

• 8:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  I didn't know that.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Give me another "Did you know?"

• 8:17Speaker 03

  Did you know I can't say the word "thermite ass"?

• 8:21Speaker 00

  That's good, keep that, keep that.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  Keep that.

• 8:23Speaker 00

  Keep that one.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:24Speaker 03

  And then, um, I don't wanna say this on the camera, cuz I use it now as a joke, where I say that, I'll tell you later.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, can you come up, cuz these are the, um...

• 8:36Speaker 03

  The ones...

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's try to...

• 8:38Speaker 00

  Music is great, I feel like you should do it with music, it's so good.

• 8:43Speaker 03

  Did you know a bee stings you? It might, I don't know, cure cancer?

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, we can work on that. Yeah.

• 8:54Speaker 03

  Did you know? My dad?

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go on.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  I don't know, fuck.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god. He's getting nervous. You're nervous. Yeah. You get too hot.

• 9:05Speaker 03

  Did you know my dad was a cheep steak?

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  What's a what?

• 9:08Speaker 03

  A cheep steak.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  A cheep steak?

• 9:10Speaker 03

  A cheep steak.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  A cheep steak.

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Cheep steak.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Cheep steak.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  He's saying cheep steak instead of. Oh, yeah?

• 9:19Speaker 03

  Did you know?

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  Have you met Andrew?

• 9:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Is he nice to you?

• 9:25Speaker 03

  Yeah. And he, can I say what he told me?

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 9:31Speaker 03

  When he saw me in Chicago with Ralph. He's like, "Where's your little fat friend at?" Because I was laying on the lounge.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:38Speaker 03

  He says, "Hey." I was like, "Yeah?" "What's up, Andrew?" And he came over and he's like, "How's it going?" I said, "Go, good, good." He's like, he's like,

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Good, good?

• 9:47Speaker 03

  "You having fun over there? Sucking on Bobby's titty?"

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  How'd you respond?

• 9:56Speaker 03

  He said, "Yeah," he said that and he's like, "Gosh, man, you're something, man."

• 10:02Speaker 03

  Because your DMs must be flooded with requests and like, girls. And I told him, "You would think so." And he started laughing at me.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  Andrew's stories, I love your Andrew stories.

• 10:13Speaker 03

  I love Andrew, man.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Have you met, have you ever met Whitney Cummings?

• 10:17Speaker 03

  No.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  You haven't met her? You mean the famous people you've met? Comics, yeah. Yeah.

• 10:22Speaker 03

  Comics?

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Famous ones.

• 10:24Speaker 03

  Like the ones from here or just?

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Just in general. So many follow. Oh, yeah, not guests from here, because obviously you've met them, but, um, like on The Wild.

• 10:33Speaker 03

  Um, at The Comedy Store, I ran into Shane.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Gillis?

• 10:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, this past.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Did you say hi to him?

• 10:40Speaker 03

  Shane Wayne.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Did you say hi to him?

• 10:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was a stupid joke, I'm sorry. Oh, so Shane Wang or Gillis? Shane Gillis.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Did you say hi to him, or you just? You just did a head nod?

• 10:50Speaker 04

  You did a what's up?

• 10:51Speaker 03

  What's up? Polly Shore?

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  The Comedy Store, um... How was that conversation? Oh, so this is all just head nods? I don't wanna be like, "Hey, what's up, dude?", like, "My name is Hyamil", whatever, but, "What's up, man?" Cause Shane was by himself, he was just walking up, and then, um, That's it, "What's up?", um, That's it, things so far. Theo? Theo Von? See him at the Comedy Store sometimes? He told Ralph, oh, this is Ralph's story, nevermind. Ralph met him, and then he Said, "What branch are you in?"

• 11:28Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  You're the first guy I met, um...

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 11:39Speaker 03

  You're the first famous guy I met.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  In life?

• 11:42Speaker 04

  But at Ralph's shows, you've never met anybody backstage?

• 11:45Speaker 03

  TJ Mather?

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's famous? What a good guy.

• 11:49Speaker 03

  But like, before everything started, you were the first one.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 11:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I'm the nicest one to you.

• 11:56Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oat milk, man?

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Of course, you get all the oat milk you want.

• 12:01Speaker 03

  Give me fifteen minutes?

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give you fifteen minutes onstage?

• 12:04Speaker 03

  Can I do your Austin shows?

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love you.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  Man, please do.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  I love you. I love you.

• 12:12Speaker 04

  What are those coming up, December?

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love you.

• 12:14Speaker 04

  Mothership?

• 12:15Speaker 03

  November twenty.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 12:16Speaker 03

  I love you too, man.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 12:17Speaker 03

  I love you too.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  No, do it in a real way, dude.

• 12:20Speaker 03

  I love you!

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  No. You don't know, you don't know how to be intimate.

• 12:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Hey dude, as a dude, I love you, man.

• 12:26Speaker 03

  Dude, man, I love you, man.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Do you really do love me, though?

• 12:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do?

• 12:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, man.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I like to just hear it every once in a while, you know?

• 12:36Speaker 03

  I think everybody, I think, I think everybody loves to hear something like, Like, Fun like that, like, "I love you, man."

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  Like a hug.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do we hug?

• 12:47Speaker 03

  Do we hug? Yeah, you hugged me at the Addison Improv.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 12:50Speaker 03

  You hugged me right before coming onstage.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:54Speaker 03

  Yeah. I love you.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Do you know why I hug you?

• 12:56Speaker 03

  Why?

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  Cause I love you.

• 12:58Speaker 03

  I love you too, man.

• 13:01Speaker 03

  This is, uh, Robert De Niro as I Love You.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:05Speaker 03

  I love you, man.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  Uh, Christopher Walken?

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Try it, you got it.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  Let me see, Christopher Walken.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  Forget it, Doug.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  The remote controls you.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  It's the worst. Uh, how about, you do an impression of the witch and try to guess what it is. Are they here? I'm gonna get them.

• 13:29Speaker 03

  Hello, everybody?

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you guys are here at the old one, you're here at the old one, right?

• 13:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:34Speaker 06

  Do we just sit down where?

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  You guys, right there?

• 13:36Speaker 06

  Right here.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  Then Chelsea.

• 13:38Speaker 06

  Me too.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  You don't have one like this? You guys have a ranch. You have a good one.

• 13:45Speaker 05

  It's good.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you have a real good one.

• 13:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's not like this.

• 13:49Speaker 06

  Our ceiling isn't even a ceiling.

• 13:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, we don't have a ceiling.

• 13:52Speaker 06

  Mm-mm.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't have a ceiling?

• 13:53Speaker 06

  No.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  It's outside?

• 13:55Speaker 03

  It's outside.

• 13:56Speaker 06

  Okay, what camera is me?

• 14:00Speaker 06

  Too soon?

• 14:02Speaker 05

  Is this guy new?

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  You don't know him?

• 14:04Speaker 05

  No.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  You don't know Jaime? Oh, ask him.

• 14:07Speaker 05

  Oh, I know the name. Oh, I, okay, yes.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't.

• 14:09Speaker 05

  No, I do.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  You don't, don't act like- Don't act like you do, you don't.

• 14:13Speaker 06

  No, I've seen him on here.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jaime, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, I've heard of Jaime. You don't know?

• 14:18Speaker 05

  No.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:19Speaker 06

  He's been on here for a minute.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's been on here for a minute, yeah.

• 14:22Speaker 05

  Jaime!

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's Hispanic.

• 14:24Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you've met, run into those before, right?

• 14:26Speaker 05

  I've met a couple.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you love?

• 14:29Speaker 03

  Love.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too.

• 14:30Speaker 06

  What does it say? Love.

• 14:31Speaker 05

  Oh, man.

• 14:35Speaker 05

  Stop it.

• 14:39Speaker 05

  Like we're at a funeral.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  You're fucking late.

• 14:45Speaker 05

  Don't say that. It's my worst fear.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  You're fucking late.

• 14:49Speaker 05

  Don't say it twice.

• 14:54Speaker 05

  Say that.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Say it.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  I was late.

• 15:07Speaker 06

  We're gonna have a debate.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. Wow.

• 15:11Speaker 06

  On why you shouldn't be late. Yeah, you're fucking late.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Welcome Paige, Jen, Chelsea, Lynn, um, AKA Trailer Trash.

• 15:26Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:26Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:27Speaker 05

  You can call me anything.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  You don't go by that anymore?

• 15:30Speaker 05

  Well, people will call me Trailer Trash, Tammy.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you would mostly now go for Chelsea?

• 15:35Speaker 05

  That's on my birth certificate.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, on your birth.

• 15:37Speaker 05

  Yeah. That's on your birth certificate.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:40Speaker 05

  Did you know that?

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Yeah, yeah. Um, are you still married?

• 15:44Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like him a lot.

• 15:45Speaker 05

  He wanted to come today.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:47Speaker 05

  And he was trying to finagle his way onto the podcast.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, we were actually gonna bring you a gift, but we didn't.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 15:55Speaker 05

  Well, here's what happened.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:56Speaker 05

  We wanted to sneak in a bag of crab oil.

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 16:03Speaker 05

  Crab oil.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  First of all, what are you so obsessed with fucking crab? You're obsessed with crab oil. Why are you so obsessed with crab oil?

• 16:13Speaker 05

  You're obsessed with it. Yeah, you are.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  I've never been there.

• 16:16Speaker 05

  You told us last time.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  I've been.

• 16:19Speaker 05

  Oh, okay. And we've been trying to go.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  But you're obs- you're more obsessed than I am.

• 16:23Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you- that's all you talk about is crab oil.

• 16:25Speaker 05

  Because we just wanna eat a crab oil with you. I just wanna break sticks with you.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Crab legs.

• 16:30Speaker 05

  Crab legs.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:32Speaker 05

  And we've been trying to do that forever, and you're always, I'm BD, I'm doing it. I have a slight. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, I go to the boiling crab in Hawaii.

• 16:41Speaker 05

  Okay. You know, there's one here.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  I know, there's several here.

• 16:44Speaker 05

  Okay. So, I thought, I thought, okay, if you're not gonna go with us to a boiling crab, we're gonna bring it to you.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:50Speaker 05

  And we wanted to sneak it, maybe 10 minutes in, pull it out.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:53Speaker 05

  But we didn't want you to think that the smell was us.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Ah, there is a smell.

• 16:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Do you get the whole shebang, or do you get in terms of seasoning?

• 17:01Speaker 05

  I get, I get, uh, mild still with the seasoning.

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  All of it, though?

• 17:05Speaker 05

  Yeah. Extra garlic.

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's Cajun in it, butter, the whole thing.

• 17:10Speaker 05

  Mild. Nothing better.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  You get mild. You can't do medium.

• 17:13Speaker 05

  No, well, I could.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:14Speaker 05

  But the crab legs are so good, I don't wanna take away from that flavor.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:19Speaker 05

  You know what I mean? You're eating a delicacy.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:22Speaker 05

  You know?

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:22Speaker 05

  And I add the eggs.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  You add bo- hard boiled egg.

• 17:26Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll tell you what I add.

• 17:27Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Do you mind?

• 17:29Speaker 05

  I would love.

• 17:30Speaker 06

  Step by step.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Step by step, yeah, yeah. I always get probably six potatoes.

• 17:35Speaker 06

  Ooh.

• 17:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:36Speaker 05

  I'll leave those out.

• 17:37Speaker 06

  I get six potatoes, too.

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, good. You.

• 17:42Speaker 05

  China.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  China.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  Hey, you China.

• 17:47Speaker 05

  Oh, China.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  China. And we get the, I get sliced sausages in there.

• 17:52Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  I always get a side of, um, white rice for some reason. Yeah, and then, uh, what else do I do? Corn? I gotta do about four or five corn in there.

• 17:59Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 18:00Speaker 06

  Do you ever tell them to leave the sausage whole?

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  No, you do the whole?

• 18:04Speaker 06

  No.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:06Speaker 06

  You said sliced, so I didn't know if you had to ask.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  No, but they always, they always come sliced.

• 18:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  I've never said whole.

• 18:12Speaker 05

  They pre-slice for you.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:14Speaker 05

  They pre-slice for you.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  They pre-slice, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:17Speaker 05

  So we wanted to do that, and Greg was like, oh, well, y'all can start the podcast, and then I can walk in and bring you the crab boil ten minutes. I go, you're not coming on the podcast.

• 18:25Speaker 06

  We wanted a BYOB.

• 18:28Speaker 05

  Well, if I, now that I know you don't care, I could have brought them.

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you tattoo those, um, I, those are tattooed?

• 18:35Speaker 05

  Yes, because if I don't, they're blonde and they don't exist.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  Ah, so China.

• 18:40Speaker 05

  China.

• 18:42Speaker 06

  Every time I think of a boil, I think of a pussy boil.

• 18:45Speaker 05

  Stop.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, stop. What do you mean a boil?

• 18:47Speaker 05

  You don't know what pussy boils are?

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Can you tell me about pussy boil?

• 18:49Speaker 06

  She had one.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you had a boil in your pussy?

• 18:52Speaker 05

  Not in it.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:53Speaker 06

  I call her Susan Boyle.

• 18:57Speaker 05

  I've had a couple.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:59Speaker 05

  I've had a couple.

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  Is it, so?

• 19:00Speaker 03

  Is it like a bunion?

• 19:02Speaker 05

  No.

• 19:04Speaker 06

  Not that rough.

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:05Speaker 05

  It's not that rough.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:06Speaker 05

  But it's almost like a pimple, but it's huge, and when it pops, bro, I'm not even gonna.

• 19:12Speaker 06

  It locks and drops.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, I'm not a doctor, but, so, this is the vaginal region, for instance, right? Point to where the boil would be.

• 19:22Speaker 05

  Okay, so this is inside the hole. Don't go in there.

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 19:25Speaker 05

  That's not in there.

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 19:26Speaker 05

  So this is just the outside.

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:27Speaker 05

  It could be like, right there.

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like, on the outside?

• 19:30Speaker 05

  Like the lip.

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, it's like.

• 19:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  It's Gaza.

• 19:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:35Speaker 06

  Some can come inside, though.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Sorry.

• 19:37Speaker 05

  I've never had one in there.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, you've never inside?

• 19:39Speaker 05

  No, no, so, and.

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  And how do you pop it? Cause, can I just, can I admit to people? Cause this is something I don't admit to.

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• 22:19Bobby Lee?

  Pop it. Can I just, can I admit to people? Cause this is something I don't admit to is I get boils on my head.

• 22:26Speaker 05

  Ooh, so does my dad.

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  Not on my penis head.

• 22:28Speaker 05

  Do you have a greasy head?

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a greasy head.

• 22:32Speaker 05

  That's why.

• 22:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. So I get boils on my heads once every five years.

• 22:38Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And so what I have a process of how to get to, to, to pop it.

• 22:44Speaker 05

  Okay, what's that process?

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  What's your process first?

• 22:46Speaker 05

  So I just let it kind of marinate.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  With what sweat?

• 22:51Speaker 05

  Just.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  And tears?

• 22:52Speaker 05

  Just, yeah. She was, she was like, oh, my, my pussy hurts so bad. Well, cause when you, when you walk, you know, and it's like, you know.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:01Speaker 05

  Chase. So I just let it go till I'm, till I know it's ready and you can feel it in your soul.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  But you can, I know, but you, there's a way to force it out. It's like.

• 23:09Speaker 05

  I just do this.

• 23:10Bobby Lee?

  You, you, it's like my version of like, open up.

• 23:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then we ain't going, going out there, right? Open up.

• 23:17Speaker 05

  That's in a swat.

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But, and then I, I have a way of forcing them out.

• 23:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  Right? So you know how you do it?

• 23:23Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  Hot, cold, baby.

• 23:25Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Hot, cold.

• 23:26Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  So what you do is you take a, a bag of fucking ice. Just listen to me.

• 23:33Speaker 05

  Oh, we're here.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:34Speaker 05

  This is too much.

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  And not your kind of ice. Hi, man. But, um. Shaved ice? He's soft.

• 23:39Speaker 05

  Pedaled ice.

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. You know the Mexicans and the ice agents? Oh. Yeah, yeah. That was a, that joke. Yeah, that joke. Keep it in, keep it in. Keep it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:47Speaker 05

  Keep it in.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  You keep it in. But, um, this is what you do. Not like us. Bag, excuse me? You said keep it in, but not like us.

• 23:53Speaker 05

  Uh, little different. So, so not a handful of ice, a bag?

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  Damn. What?

• 23:58Speaker 05

  Like a ten?

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  Just have a bag.

• 23:59Speaker 05

  Ten gallon bag?

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  Not a ten bag, but you know, have some ice is what I'm saying. You can have a bowl of it.

• 24:03Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  All right? And then you freeze it.

• 24:07Speaker 05

  Freeze the ice?

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  No, you know, you.

• 24:08Speaker 05

  I'm like, that's kind of dumb.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 24:10Speaker 05

  Bobby.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  No, you freeze the boil. You take an ice cube, you lay it against the boil and you get it so it's so cold. Okay.

• 24:19Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 24:20Bobby Lee?

  And then what you do, you're in a bathtub doing this, by the way.

• 24:23Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And then you take hot water and then you hot, heat it.

• 24:28Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  And you go back and forth about a hundred times.

• 24:31Speaker 05

  Why?

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  It draws the pus out.

• 24:33Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  It draws the pus out.

• 24:36Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's what I do.

• 24:38Speaker 06

  So how do you get the hot water? You, uh...

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, I have a bathtub and it has a thing where you can heat adjustment.

• 24:45Speaker 06

  So when you get the ice cube on there?

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 24:47Speaker 06

  When you get the ice cube on there, you just hold it and then you just do a dunk under the water and then you get back up?

• 24:52Bobby Lee?

  Then I dunk my head in the water, then I put an ice cube, dunk, and then back and forth. A hundred times?

• 24:57Speaker 06

  That's efficient.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  It's efficient, yeah, yeah.

• 24:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  Do that with your pussy boil.

• 25:01Speaker 05

  I can. I would, but it just, mine is just ready, when it's ready, and then I do this, and it just...

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but i- it's not, but there's a, there's a pro- okay, let me just say something.

• 25:11Speaker 05

  You're speeding up the process.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't wanna wait a month!

• 25:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm letting it happen.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you wanted to let it happen? He's your friend.

• 25:18Speaker 05

  You were just hanging out.

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, you name him.

• 25:20Speaker 05

  If I get bored, I'll talk to him.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you name him?

• 25:23Speaker 05

  I don't know, uh, let me think about it.

• 25:25Speaker 06

  Susan.

• 25:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, Susan. Susan Boyle.

• 25:27Speaker 06

  Do you know Susan Boyle?

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. Yeah, the singer that from, uh...

• 25:30Speaker 05

  I dream to dream and talk to a boy. Hey, didn't know you-

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  Thirty billion views.

• 25:36Speaker 05

  Didn't know you were musical.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? I'm not.

• 25:40Speaker 05

  That was impressive.

• 25:41Speaker 06

  We didn't know you can move your fingers like that.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can.

• 25:44Speaker 05

  No clue.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, I could play basic piano, you know what I mean?

• 25:47Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  Name any song.

• 25:49Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Name any song.

• 25:50Speaker 05

  Mary Had A Little Lamb.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I don't know how to do that, but my point is, is this, uh, stop doing this. Um, but, um, yeah, I mean, I know a little, I'm Asian.

• 25:58Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  We all know a little.

• 25:59Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:00Speaker 05

  Impressive.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  How about you, Paige?

• 26:01Speaker 06

  Uh...

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you're half, right?

• 26:03Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  Half Chinese?

• 26:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, I know some things.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, she does.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  I forgot, your dad or your mom's Chinese?

• 26:08Speaker 06

  Dad.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Dad's Chinese?

• 26:09Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, so...

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Is he full-blown?

• 26:13Speaker 06

  Full-blown.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's full-blown Chinese, dude.

• 26:16Speaker 06

  Not blowing.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:17Speaker 06

  No.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a good relationship with him?

• 26:18Speaker 06

  Oh, we talk every day.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 26:20Speaker 06

  Yes, we smoke weed together. He's almost eighty.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, does he have an accent?

• 26:25Speaker 06

  No, no.

• 26:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, he does, yeah, he does.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  He does?

• 26:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, give me, do an impression of her.

• 26:29Speaker 05

  He's got a little bit.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Do an impression of her dad.

• 26:32Speaker 05

  Oh, God.

• 26:34Speaker 05

  He has like a ten percent accent, so he'll be like...

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  What is a ten percent?

• 26:37Speaker 05

  Like a hundred being like, oh, you know, a strong accent, he's got like, you know, he'll just be like, he'll even tell me like, "Oh, I love my daughter."

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  That's not

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you're not committing. Yeah, there's no

• 26:47Speaker 05

  Because he's, it's a little.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it just sounds American then?

• 26:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, with a slight.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I love my daughter.

• 26:53Speaker 05

  That's too much.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, too much?

• 26:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love my daughter.

• 26:57Speaker 06

  Well, bouji dao.

• 26:57Speaker 05

  It's not enough.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. What?

• 27:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:00Speaker 06

  Well, bouji dao. I don't know. It means I don't know.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what, what part of China is he from?

• 27:07Speaker 06

  They're Cantonese.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're Cantonese?

• 27:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  And your mom's white?

• 27:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, white.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  So when you, do you identify as Asian?

• 27:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, uh, half, but.

• 27:17Speaker 06

  I say

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Identify as half?

• 27:18Speaker 06

  I think I said this last time, but I say I'm a cock Asian. You know?

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  That's funny.

• 27:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's funny.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  That's real fun.

• 27:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  That's real fun, Paige.

• 27:26Speaker 06

  So there's that.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:28Speaker 03

  Do you speak a little Chinese?

• 27:30Speaker 06

  I've been trying to learn Mandarin. Oh, my gosh.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  It's so hard.

• 27:33Speaker 06

  It's so hard.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:34Speaker 05

  But you know some. She'll be popping stuff out. I'm like, whoa.

• 27:37Speaker 06

  I've been trying to learn, but damn.

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can, can, do you, we already talked about your farts already, right?

• 27:43Speaker 06

  Okay, no, we haven't talked about them this time, I don't think.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  I know, but last time we talked about your farts.

• 27:48Speaker 05

  I think we should talk about them again.

• 27:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, what, do you have more questions?

• 27:51Speaker 05

  I do.

• 27:52Speaker 06

  Any questions?

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Why? Can you fart on command, Paige?

• 27:56Speaker 06

  I can, I can brew it up, and then when I need to release it, I can do that.

• 28:01Speaker 05

  So, yeah.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 28:03Speaker 06

  But, like, right now, I don't

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  The brewing process, is that like coffee brewing, or?

• 28:06Speaker 06

  I'll drink Starbucks, tomatoes, do it, cabbage.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  And cabbage.

• 28:12Speaker 06

  Cabbage will smell bad, though.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they will?

• 28:14Speaker 06

  Oh, stinky.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  But you can do it in, it takes about an hour to brew, or?

• 28:18Speaker 06

  Do you need me to start brewing stuff?

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I don't want you to brew that. No, I, yeah, yeah, no, we don't know, the brewing, we don't need brewing.

• 28:23Speaker 06

  Well, we can maybe end the pot with a fart, so I'll just start.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, and you're farting in the mic?

• 28:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, I will. Let me start the pot.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, all right.

• 28:32Speaker 05

  How do you feel about that?

• 28:34Speaker 03

  It's pretty hot.

• 28:35Speaker 06

  Really? You're a fart guy?

• 28:36Speaker 05

  So you like farts, in a sexual way? A lot of people do.

• 28:39Speaker 03

  But like, if she can brew a fart up, that's pretty hot. Not hot, okay, it's a hot fart, but like.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Pretty cool, man.

• 28:46Speaker 06

  Would you ever nut to him?

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  Wait, rewind it a little bit.

• 28:52Speaker 05

  Here we go.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow. His eyes, his eyes, guy. Wow.

• 28:56Speaker 06

  One time we got a comment on that video and it said, "Everyone in this video deserves to be in hell."

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 29:02Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 29:03Speaker 06

  And we laughed. We thought that was funny.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  That's not against the Lord's rules.

• 29:06Speaker 05

  No.

• 29:06Speaker 06

  I know.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  The Lord loves that.

• 29:08Speaker 06

  Why do you think we have buttholes besides to poop?

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There's other weird things. Smuggling for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Opium. Across the border, yeah, yeah.

• 29:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's a few things.

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, balloons. Like, I would be the balloon guy in prison.

• 29:22Speaker 06

  Ooh, a little balloon model.

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, I would visit you.

• 29:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you'd be in prison before me, or no?

• 29:26Speaker 05

  Well, I'm wearing a cutoff shirt.

• 29:29Speaker 06

  You're halfway there.

• 29:30Speaker 05

  You know, I'm wearing the uniform.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I would visit you in prison. And I would smuggle things in my butthole for you. What would you want me to smuggle?

• 29:36Speaker 05

  I'm trying to think of what I would want.

• 29:37Speaker 06

  Din Tai Fong?

• 29:38Speaker 05

  Bring me a dumpling.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Right. Shalom. I could probably do one pot sticker.

• 29:42Speaker 05

  Bring me a shell.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  One pot sticker, one cucumber. Spicy cucumber? Spicy cucumber.

• 29:48Speaker 05

  I'm gonna need you to start stretching. I'm gonna need a whole meal.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  All right, okay, so.

• 29:51Speaker 05

  I'm gonna need a whole.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  All right, aside from Ding Tai Fong, that's a lot. Seafood boil?

• 29:55Speaker 06

  But the dumplings would come out so easy.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  I would have to put them in a balloon, though.

• 29:59Speaker 06

  Mmm, that's smart. Keep it all together.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you gotta keep everything together. You want seafood boil? Yeah, yeah, crab boil?

• 30:07Speaker 06

  A crab might be hard.

• 30:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, if we're doing no food, I'm gonna do, I think, just honestly, like, probably quarters so I can get some food at the commissary.

• 30:17Speaker 06

  There's another way.

• 30:18Speaker 05

  But also, that's not something.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Six bucks, I can do six bucks.

• 30:21Speaker 05

  You can do six bucks in your hole?

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in my hole, yeah, yeah, of quarters, yeah.

• 30:23Speaker 05

  That's also something you don't have to smuggle. You could just give that to me, but.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  All right, right. I think it's funnier if I smuggle.

• 30:28Speaker 05

  For fun.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna hand you the balloon.

• 30:31Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:32Speaker 05

  Imagine you pulling it out slowly.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'd have to do it secretly.

• 30:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  And then, "Good to see you."

• 30:40Speaker 06

  She'd probably want her phone.

• 30:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  I'll get you, smuggle a phone.

• 30:44Speaker 05

  Well, they allow phones now in prison.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, they do already.

• 30:46Speaker 06

  People in prison are making TikToks.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  What about you, Paige? What should I smuggle for you?

• 30:50Speaker 06

  Hmm, maybe like a vape pen or...

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, very good. Maybe one?

• 30:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, some indica and...

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  I know there's storage in my butthole, so like, you know what I mean?

• 31:00Speaker 06

  You know the capacity?

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  The capacity, yes.

• 31:01Speaker 06

  Can I fit more?

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Could you ever fit a shot glass in your butt? For real? If need be, yes.

• 31:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think you could.

• 31:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, oh, you take bigger turds than a shot glass.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:10Speaker 06

  That's easy.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you could smuggle probably a lot, not that.

• 31:14Speaker 06

  Why do you say that?

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  Because you have the boil, you could probably put something in the boil.

• 31:18Speaker 05

  If the boil's big enough, that's an extra hole we could smuggle.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:22Speaker 05

  That's true, that is very true, that's an extra hole.

• 31:24Speaker 06

  Have you ever smuggled anything in your ass, or?

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  I smuggled, so when I, back in the day when I was doing drugs, I used to smuggle pills from Mexico across the border.

• 31:34Speaker 06

  And you'd put them in a balloon?

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  No, I wouldn't put them in a balloon, what I'd do was I would take all the, um, I would take a, um,

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  bottle of like gigantic ball of Tylenol, okay? And then you have to take all the, back then there was like metal wrapping, I just took the metal wrapping.

• 31:49Speaker 06

  Did you just sound like a baby rattle when you would walk?

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Here's the key, cotton balls. Ah.

• 31:53Speaker 06

  Hmm, smart.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  So I'd stuff it with, so there was no rattling, and I would scotch tape it to my leg.

• 32:00Speaker 05

  Oh, you didn't put it in your butthole?

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 32:02Speaker 06

  Oh, I thought you were in your ass.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 32:04Speaker 05

  I'm thinking you put it in your butthole, I'm like, what the hell?

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, George, you have a?

• 32:08Speaker 04

  Why the Tylenol bottle, I thought that was like the tricky thing, they'd think it was Tylenol, but if you have it in your pants, I think they're pretty sure that it's something you're getting.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm too afraid that they're gonna open it.

• 32:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 32:17Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Why is he bringing Tylenol, they sell it in America.

• 32:21Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  In my mind, that's what they were thinking.

• 32:23Speaker 06

  Damn, but you get headaches even if you cross the border and stuff.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that is the stuff. Yeah, that is true.

• 32:29Speaker 05

  Did you ever get caught?

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 32:30Speaker 05

  Did you have a scary moment where maybe they looked at your leg and, were you trying to pass it off as your weener? Was it in your inner thigh and you were trying to pass it off, or where, where was it?

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, sometimes I would strap it to my thigh, and sometimes, yeah, I think a couple of times I did it in my weener.

• 32:44Speaker 05

  So they're, they're looking at it and thinking, oh, he's just hard.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, they don't, they don't say pull your pants down.

• 32:48Speaker 05

  Right.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  I wore baggy pants.

• 32:50Speaker 06

  Smart, Jango jeans.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  But I'd be sweating.

• 32:53Speaker 06

  Oh, that could have been a dead giveaway.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 05

  So when they were doing this.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:58Speaker 05

  What were you, what were you like, I'm, I'm done?

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I would like, I would, I would just be like this.

• 33:04Speaker 06

  Bulk up?

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  No, I would like bring my, um, stick my butt out.

• 33:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 33:10Speaker 05

  But, yeah, put your upper body over your-

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  Like I had spinal bifid or something.

• 33:14Speaker 05

  You know what? The great thing, the great thing about being fat is, and this is probably the only thing, is I could hide anything, almost anywhere, at any time, under my tit.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Damn. Whoa.

• 33:26Speaker 06

  Her tits have a different temperature underneath.

• 33:29Speaker 05

  Under my tits.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Hemisphere, there's different, it's like a hemisphere or something.

• 33:32Speaker 06

  Probably twenty degrees hotter. You should feel.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 33:35Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm. Under there, just go under.

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  Really? Stick my finger underneath your breasts?

• 33:38Speaker 05

  Just hand, your hand. And, and just under. Hurry, it's getting cold.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. Get the real heat. Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hot in there.

• 33:46Speaker 06

  Hey, you have to be careful tying things to your legs.

• 33:48Speaker 05

  Phil?

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  What? Yeah.

• 33:50Speaker 05

  Come on.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Hey, come on.

• 33:51Speaker 06

  Come on.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Come on, honey.

• 33:52Speaker 05

  Maybe put-

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  You said, "Sorry Paige." Why, "Sorry, but not you." Yeah.

• 33:56Speaker 06

  Oh, I have nothing to give. These steak-

• 33:58Speaker 05

  Put your hand up against there and go.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, it's hot. Yeah, it's hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:02Speaker 05

  It's hot.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 34:03Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  But, you know, I could, I mean, that's easy.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you lost weight.

• 34:08Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm the fattest I've ever been in my life.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, my bad.

• 34:11Speaker 05

  I, uh, I, uh, I probably-

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  That was a crazy conversation. I don't know why I just said that.

• 34:16Speaker 05

  You're gonna gain thirty pounds.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  I really didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:19Speaker 05

  But thank you.

• 34:19Speaker 06

  You really can't say that.

• 34:20Speaker 05

  But thank you.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Um, are you, you just eating a lot more? What's going on?

• 34:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think to- I think honestly, like, touring got me.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There's nothing to eat out, we're in the Midwest, you know, it's, it's late at night.

• 34:33Speaker 05

  It is.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna eat? Cars Jr. I know, that's what I'm saying.

• 34:38Speaker 06

  That's really it, or gas stations.

• 34:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's, yeah, when I started touring is when I started gaining weight, and now I'm like, okay, you've been, yeah. So I, yeah, I've gained a lot of weight since touring.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  But Paige, you don't gain weight.

• 34:49Speaker 05

  Ever.

• 34:49Speaker 06

  I take fourteen inch shits.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're fourteen inch? Are they thin?

• 34:55Speaker 06

  Uh, no, they're thick.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're there to take, yeah.

• 34:57Speaker 06

  And they're intact and with a great dog taper.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  What we intact, this is an interesting, um.

• 35:05Speaker 06

  People have those brisket shits and they're all floating all over the toilet. Mine are a solid rope.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  A rope, right. You know what I do is I have a mechanism in my anal cavity where I clinch it.

• 35:15Speaker 06

  Ooh.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:16Speaker 05

  You don't clinch your butthole, you clinch up.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, is the poo's coming out and I go, that's too long. So I'll just clinch it and then I'll start a new one.

• 35:25Speaker 06

  Okay, you make the Lincoln log house?

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:28Speaker 00

  Uh, there was a study done, University of Michigan, a girl did a twenty-six, uh, foot poop.

• 35:34Speaker 06

  Damn.

• 35:34Speaker 00

  This is nineteen ninety-five.

• 35:35Speaker 06

  I gotta beat her.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gotta beat her, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:38Speaker 05

  And I think you could, Paige. This bitch eats more than me.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 35:42Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:43Speaker 05

  And I'm not kidding.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  You have a good metabolism.

• 35:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, oh, yeah. The best one in the world. I told her, I go, bro, if you had my metabolism, this bitch will weigh five hundred pounds.

• 35:51Speaker 06

  I always wanna gain about four hundred pounds because I always have to sit in the back of the car.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:57Speaker 06

  And so I always tell her, hey, I'm gonna gain some weight so I don't have to sit back here anymore. Cause.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're always in the middle, probably.

• 36:02Speaker 05

  They're always like, Paige, get in the back.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 36:04Speaker 05

  Cause she's the littlest one. I'm not climbing back there. I won't be able to get out.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  That's true, that's true, that's true.

• 36:08Speaker 06

  You know, so there's perks to being bigger.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What about coach? Do you coach on flights?

• 36:13Speaker 05

  I do. Yeah, yeah.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  Is that hard or?

• 36:15Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:17Speaker 05

  Uh, not at all. I'm not that fat yet.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  You would think that you're at first class now.

• 36:20Speaker 05

  It depends, Bobby. If, let me hit, let me tell you.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  You're kinda.

• 36:24Speaker 05

  Well.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I think.

• 36:26Speaker 05

  Well, if it's like ridiculously, I'm like, I'm not doing it. If I can get a coach for like two hundred and fifty bucks, but then the first class is two thousand, I'm not doing that.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  You're not.

• 36:35Speaker 05

  Hell, no.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 36:37Speaker 05

  I'm like, hell, but if it's like better, a little bit better.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Me either.

• 36:40Speaker 00

  I would never do that.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Me either.

• 36:45Speaker 06

  And she can sleep anywhere.

• 36:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you can sleep anywhere.

• 36:48Speaker 06

  She could fall asleep right here.

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  Can you fall asleep standing up? I have a friend named Jensen that used to do that.

• 36:53Speaker 06

  No.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 36:54Speaker 05

  If I'm standing up, I'm walking.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  I knew a good dude that could just go to a corner of the room, just stand in the corner and fall deeply asleep.

• 37:01Speaker 05

  No.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:02Speaker 05

  I knew it sitting down, though.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  You can sit down.

• 37:04Speaker 05

  Oh, I can literally go to sleep right now.

• 37:05Speaker 06

  Standing up, how would he not fall down?

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. He was just, it was an incredible talent. Yeah.

• 37:09Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:10Speaker 06

  Hmm, sounds made up.

• 37:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I.

• 37:14Speaker 06

  That sounds like you're

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you think so?

• 37:17Speaker 06

  A little bit.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think maybe I lied. A little bit.

• 37:20Speaker 06

  Well, show proof.

• 37:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, we want to see a video.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, no.

• 37:23Speaker 03

  I can.

• 37:24Speaker 06

  Well, no.

• 37:24Speaker 03

  I stand up sleeping.

• 37:26Speaker 06

  You do?

• 37:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:27Speaker 05

  How do you know you're asleep?

• 37:29Speaker 03

  Cause I'm falling asleep.

• 37:32Speaker 05

  Boom, gotcha.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Boom, Jaime.

• 37:34Speaker 05

  Damn, he got me.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he got you. I got a quick one here, dude.

• 37:40Speaker 03

  I was working at a warehouse.

• 37:41Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  And my, my instructor was Chinese. And he got mad at me because I was like, because he was telling me how to put the engine in one piece.

• 37:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 37:49Speaker 03

  But I was like, this is boring.

• 37:50Speaker 06

  Sleeping on the job?

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And what did he say to you? Wake up! Wake up, wake up! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:56Speaker 03

  Oh, sorry, sorry.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  What was his name?

• 37:58Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  What was his name? Wong?

• 38:00Speaker 06

  Wong.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:01Speaker 05

  That, that sounds.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  That sounds made up.

• 38:03Speaker 05

  You just thought of a Chinese name.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was Wong.

• 38:06Speaker 03

  I have proof. I have, um, witness.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, who?

• 38:09Speaker 03

  Ralph.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  Ralph Barroso.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:11Speaker 06

  Alright, yeah, okay.

• 38:13Speaker 03

  Hey, so you eat a lot?

• 38:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 38:16Speaker 03

  Riveting question.

• 38:17Speaker 06

  Like, what?

• 38:18Speaker 05

  When people like that. Are you a feeder?

• 38:20Speaker 03

  No, I don't eat a lot, but are you hungry or are you just?

• 38:24Speaker 06

  Sure, what do you have?

• 38:25Speaker 03

  No, no, no, I'm saying like, when you're eating a lot, are you hungry or are you just stress eating? Cause this is not fair.

• 38:30Speaker 06

  Just I'll be sitting there and I'm like, dang, In-N-Out sounds good.

• 38:34Speaker 05

  She eats for fun.

• 38:35Speaker 06

  And so I go.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 38:35Speaker 05

  She's always hungry and she eats for fun.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 38:38Speaker 05

  We'll go eat and then.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, you live in Nashville?

• 38:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Alright, in the city or outside?

• 38:43Speaker 05

  Outside.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  How long does it take you to get to Nashville from Florida?

• 38:45Speaker 05

  Fifteen minutes.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you live in Nashville?

• 38:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  And you guys live together?

• 38:49Speaker 05

  No.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:50Speaker 05

  But we live close, we live close.

• 38:52Speaker 06

  We live twenty minutes apart.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, twenty minutes apart.

• 38:54Speaker 05

  Um, but she'll, I mean, she, we'll go eat and then thirty minutes later she'll go, "Let's go get something to eat."

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  A lot.

• 39:01Speaker 05

  And I'm like, well, even me, I'm like, "We just ate." And she's like, "No, let's go somewhere." I'm like, "Oh my God." You know what? Being friends with her, I think that's what's really got me ballooned up, I think.

• 39:09Speaker 06

  I do need to do better because I'll be like, "Let's go, let's go here, let's go to Sonic and get a cherry limeade, add sweet cream, let's go here." And then, you know.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:20Speaker 06

  So.

• 39:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:21Speaker 06

  Not everyone has the same metabolism.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. But who pays?

• 39:25Speaker 06

  Both. We, we both pay. We just pay for ourselves or we usually split.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Or you guys split?

• 39:30Speaker 05

  Or, or I'll, or I'll pay and then she'll get next time. We don't, or if like, she pays, I don't, like, we don't Venmo, you know, we're just like, whatever.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Here's my pet peeve. If I'm in line at Starbucks and I see two people together, you know this. And they they order separately and they pay separately, it drives me crazy. I I understand a party more than two, right? But two people, I'm just like-

• 39:54Speaker 05

  Just pay for the guy's coffee.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they just do some, like an arrangement like that.

• 39:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  It just saves time.

• 39:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, or if you're out to eat with a group and you're like, split this up, like, that can, that can get annoying.

• 40:06Speaker 05

  We don't do that. If I'm at dinner with people-

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what happens, like, if there's six people, what do you do?

• 40:09Speaker 05

  I'll just pay for everybody.

• 40:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, we'll just pay.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 40:12Speaker 05

  And I will not, and they'll be like, oh, Venmo, I'm like, no.

• 40:14Speaker 06

  I Venmo her, though.

• 40:16Speaker 05

  She will, but I'm like, no, I got dinner. I just, I hate at, can we split it all? I'm not after that.

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  I can't, me, I can't, I can't.

• 40:22Speaker 05

  I'll say, I got the bill.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, wow, wow, wow.

• 40:24Speaker 05

  Or she'll get whatever.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:25Speaker 05

  I'm not having them split it.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:27Speaker 05

  Mm-mm, that's a pet peeve of mine, too.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, dude, we have the same pet peeve.

• 40:30Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 40:30Speaker 06

  You!

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  You, no!

• 40:36Speaker 05

  What's another pet peeve of yours?

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I have so many.

• 40:39Speaker 06

  Name a couple, let's hear them.

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Um, I, I, I, I mean, it's, I, I, I don't, I don't like my-

• 40:44Speaker 06

  I got one.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:45Speaker 06

  When you're at the airport.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, TSA.

• 40:47Speaker 06

  When you're, no, not TSA, when you're, or I guess when you're everywhere, and the stall opens, like, on the inside and you, like, can't even, well, I guess you guys use urinals a lot, huh? You're not really in the stalls.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here's another pet peeve of airport, okay, is when you're going to the security checkpoint. Get ready. You, be ready.

• 41:08Speaker 06

  Have your ID out.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  You know what to do. Electrical stuff should be out of your bag already.

• 41:14Speaker 05

  Oh, no, my husband will wait till we are there and the guy's like, license, and then he'll start digging out his license.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 41:20Speaker 05

  I have my license out. I have my li, Bobby, I have my license out when I'm outside the airport, in my hand.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me, bro, bro, bro.

• 41:29Speaker 05

  And the whole time, I'm like, get your license out, Greg, get your license out, I will, get your license out now, I will.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have another one, I have a-

• 41:35Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  I have another one there.

• 41:37Speaker 06

  Oh, I bet you have a couple, let's hear them.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, here's another one, okay, is, you know, if you're not group number one, and you're group number four, what are you standing in the fucking area for?

• 41:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:49Speaker 06

  What about when you're at baggage claim and they're all?

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 41:54Speaker 06

  All standing by the bags?

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know what you're saying, but oh.

• 41:58Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  Like, oh, that.

• 42:00Speaker 06

  No, stand back, so when you see your bag, you can walk up and get it.

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Stand back.

• 42:05Speaker 06

  Stand right next to the barrel and then the person whose bag's there, they can't go rip it off because you're standing there.

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:12Speaker 03

  What about people on the cell phones, like, on the airplanes?

• 42:16Speaker 06

  Talking loud or what?

• 42:17Speaker 03

  Talking loud.

• 42:18Speaker 06

  If it's for.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Really a thing.

• 42:19Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 42:22Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 42:22Speaker 06

  People don't do that.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we, I do that.

• 42:24Speaker 06

  I've never seen that. And you really don't have cellphone service too much up in the plane.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:29Speaker 03

  Okay, what if you're like, getting off the plane, you're in a hurry to get a baggage claim, you have, so what would it be, you're having an audition, and the guy in front of you is just slow walking and like.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Nah, that's not.

• 42:38Speaker 03

  That is.

• 42:39Speaker 06

  No, no, I've never had that happen.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  Hey, one more time, come on, connect, connect.

• 42:42Speaker 06

  Come on, come on.

• 42:43Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  A pet peeve at the airport, let's go.

• 42:45Speaker 03

  Um, TSA, no.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  Don't you have TSA pre-check?

• 42:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, I do.

• 42:53Speaker 03

  So, what are you talking about?

• 42:56Speaker 03

  Oh, from Spirit?

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 42:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, just say that, just say that.

• 42:59Speaker 03

  When your flight gets delayed.

• 43:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:03Speaker 06

  That sucks, yeah, that's a pet.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's something that you can't really control.

• 43:09Speaker 03

  When they know how your favorite chicken sandwich?

• 43:11Speaker 06

  There we go.

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that.

• 43:14Speaker 03

  Airport food?

• 43:16Bobby Lee?

  Uh, okay. Um, another thing is, it's the same thing at like, you know, uh.

• 43:21Speaker 03

  Okay, coffee shops.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 43:23Speaker 03

  If the guy in front of you is on the phone and he's like.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  That, why, that's all the phone thing.

• 43:27Speaker 06

  He likes the phone thing.

• 43:29Speaker 03

  Get off the phone.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  Let go of the phone thing!

• 43:30Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 43:31Speaker 06

  I do hate when people talk on speaker.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, ah, okay.

• 43:35Speaker 06

  That's annoying.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Never seen that, but.

• 43:37Speaker 06

  Not at the airport, but like in grocery stores when. Yeah. Home, it's very weird.

• 43:42Speaker 03

  Movie theaters.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, give me a, give me a pet peeve there.

• 43:45Speaker 03

  When, uh, somebody is watching a movie with you and then they're on the phone throughout the movie.

• 43:49Speaker 06

  I rarely see that.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen that either, but if that, if it did happen, if it did happen, it would bother me.

• 43:54Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  If it did happen.

• 43:56Speaker 06

  But I've never been with anybody that's been on their phone. I hate when you can hear people eating popcorn and snacks next to you. I can't even concentrate.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a pretty good one.

• 44:04Speaker 06

  Thank you. That's a good one.

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:06Speaker 03

  Get off the cell phones, I'm basically trying to.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, I know, that's what you're trying to say, yeah.

• 44:10Speaker 06

  Okay, so you would rather have lived in, like. Early nineteen hundreds.

• 44:14Speaker 03

  I don't think so, I won't make it.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  You wouldn't make it in the early, oh, you would.

• 44:18Speaker 06

  Why not?

• 44:19Speaker 03

  Cause I need my cellphone.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, but honestly, what would Jaime do in the early nineteen hundreds in, in America?

• 44:25Speaker 03

  Make ice.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  No, you would make ice? Ice maker. Yeah, yeah, maybe that.

• 44:30Speaker 06

  Hopefully it's pebbled.

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:32Speaker 06

  Do you guys like pebbled ice?

• 44:33Speaker 03

  What's it from Sonic?

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 44:35Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  Sonic ice. Oh, oh, the little tiny balls?

• 44:38Speaker 06

  We like the ball ice.

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't like the ball.

• 44:39Speaker 06

  What, you like the thick cubes?

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I prefer thick cubes and balls.

• 44:46Speaker 05

  You never thought about this before, have you?

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  I've never thought about it.

• 44:48Speaker 05

  We're ice connoisseurs.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, oh, well, teach me then, because I wanna be.

• 44:51Speaker 06

  Well, you just said you hated pebble ice.

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  I've never had it before.

• 44:54Speaker 03

  Crushed.

• 44:55Speaker 05

  It just makes the drink better.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  It does.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, these are the different forms.

• 44:59Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 45:00Speaker 05

  I'll take a flake, I'll take a nugget.

• 45:01Speaker 06

  A nugget, a little nugget.

• 45:02Speaker 05

  Nuggets, yeah.

• 45:03Speaker 03

  Oh, have you guys been to Mexico? We have, we have that.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 45:07Speaker 06

  I heard you're not supposed to drink the ice in Mexico, it'll give you the shits.

• 45:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can.

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:11Speaker 05

  Well, I got, I got a, I got a gut of steel, I'll do anything.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  You don't get diarrhea?

• 45:15Speaker 05

  Well, I had, that's the thing, I have it every day, so if I, if I go, if I go to Mexico, it's gonna be no different.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 45:20Speaker 05

  So, might as well just have fun.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How about you, you get D or no?

• 45:24Speaker 06

  No, I don't really get D.

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, you know, being on Wegovy, I'm a Wegovy.

• 45:29Speaker 06

  Uh-huh.

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't get D's a- anymore.

• 45:33Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  I can't poo, actually, I have to take a supplement to poo.

• 45:36Speaker 06

  What's Wegovy, like, TripAdvisor?

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  Ozempic.

• 45:40Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  It's like an Ozempic thing.

• 45:42Speaker 06

  Okay, okay.

• 45:43Speaker 05

  So now you have to take a pill for that, and then a pill to shit.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  It's an injection.

• 45:47Speaker 05

  Okay, okay.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  It's an injection.

• 45:48Speaker 05

  And then a pill to shit.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:49Speaker 06

  Is it worth it?

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, Andrew Santino texted me this weekend and goes, ten people are blind now because of Ozempic, you gotta get off it. Yeah, I've been seeing stuff pop up. Blindness? Not just other bodily problems. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:02Speaker 06

  So have you lost vision at all?

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I feel, see, but also, I think my, Chelsea Handler's might like, you know, I mean, if she goes blind, then I'll stop.

• 46:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  Cause she takes a lot of.

• 46:11Speaker 06

  She's your mentor.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's, no. She's just somebody I'm like, here's my Wegovy, like, Ozempic, you know, I mean, somebody that I look at, and go, she seems fine.

• 46:18Speaker 06

  Yeah. Okay.

• 46:20Speaker 05

  I'd rather be fat.

• 46:22Speaker 06

  Then go blind and shit your pants.

• 46:24Speaker 05

  Then be an experiment and have something happen and I'll be like, oh, she could have just been fat.

• 46:28Speaker 06

  And I saw that you were puking.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was, I took too much in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's, I lost like 25 pounds almost. Yeah, yeah.

• 46:37Speaker 06

  You look great.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  You didn't say anything when I first greeted you at the door.

• 46:40Speaker 06

  I said, you look great.

• 46:41Speaker 05

  She did say that.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did. Oh, thank you.

• 46:43Speaker 05

  She did and you ignored it.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Paige, you have, you have a boyfriend?

• 46:46Speaker 06

  Nope.

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 46:48Speaker 06

  Uh, wow.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  Men?

• 46:50Speaker 06

  Because.

• 46:53Speaker 06

  I don't have one because, you know, I just don't. And I had a squatter though. My ex-boyfriend was squatting in my house. For the past four months and I wasn't living in my house. I was just with a suitcase. Yeah, traveling around.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 47:07Speaker 06

  And I just barely got back into my house.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  And is he still there?

• 47:10Speaker 06

  No.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but if he was there, um, your ex, would you one night maybe hook up with him?

• 47:15Speaker 06

  Hell no. He's suing me and Chelsea right now for 1.2 billion dollars. Literally.

• 47:21Speaker 03

  Billion?

• 47:22Speaker 06

  Yep, with a B.

• 47:23Speaker 05

  It's actually 2.2 billion dollars.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  For what?

• 47:26Speaker 06

  Bro, this is a whole thing in our world.

• 47:30Speaker 05

  I mean, little, little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:31Speaker 06

  He's just said, you know, that he came up with all of, with our, he said he came up with our podcast, produced it. Uh, came up with all of our jingles, that he came up with our tour and everything. Had nothing to do with it.

• 47:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, he did nothing. He's, uh, he's his own lawyer and.

• 47:50Speaker 05

  Literally, he had chat GPT right up the lawsuit and my lawyers are like, bro, this is like the most ridiculous thing. It's, it's gonna be dropped.

• 47:56Speaker 03

  Also billion?

• 47:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:58Speaker 05

  Billion. Well, he also listed Apple, Spotify.

• 48:02Speaker 06

  Draft.

• 48:02Speaker 05

  DraftKings and a couple of other people in the lawsuit. And he's just, well, here's the thing. He would rather try to sue people and get money than work. That's what it is.

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  He's one of those.

• 48:11Speaker 05

  He's one of those.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  Question.

• 48:12Speaker 06

  So, yeah.

• 48:14Speaker 03

  What is he? White?

• 48:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, white.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's a white guy.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Shopify. Shopify. Shopify. Shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world. And 10% of all e-commerce in the US, from household names like Mattel and Jim Shark, to brands just getting started, buddy.

• 48:47Speaker 04

  Like Tiger Belly.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Just like Tiger Belly, we use Shopify. And without it, we would be not good.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  Not good.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  We'd be drowning in the water.

• 48:56Speaker 02

  You can get started with your own design studio with hundreds of ready to use templates. Shopify helps you build a beautiful online store to match your brand style. Accelerate your content creation. Shopify is packed with helpful AI tools that write product descriptions, page headlines, and even enhance your product photography.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Get the word out like you have a marketing team behind you. Easily create email and social media campaign wherever your customers are scrolling or strolling.

• 49:19Speaker 02

  And guess what?

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 49:21Speaker 02

  Best yet, Bobby, Shopify is your commerce expert with world-class expertise in everything from managing inventory to international shipping to processing returns and beyond.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  If you're ready to sell, you're ready for Shopify.

• 49:35Speaker 00

  Turn your big business idea into with Shopify on your side. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start today at Shopify.com/TigerBelly. Go to Shopify.com/TigerBelly. Shopify.com/TigerBelly.

• 49:56Speaker 06

  And a trust fund, baby.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  You gotta go Asian.

• 50:00Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever gone Asian?

• 50:02Speaker 06

  I haven't.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 50:04Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  You don't find us attractive?

• 50:06Speaker 06

  No, I find Asians attractive. I just never have had any in my area.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  In Nashville.

• 50:12Speaker 06

  In my area.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  In the Nashville area, there's not a single Asian you see.

• 50:18Speaker 06

  Well, she hasn't looked. You haven't looked since?

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  You haven't looked at the?

• 50:21Speaker 06

  Since the breakup.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what we look like, right?

• 50:22Speaker 06

  She's been like, I'm not looking.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:24Speaker 06

  I know what you look like, but. I haven't really been looking for anything.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 50:31Speaker 06

  I've just been scrolling on my phone and I mean, I'm not opposed to Asians, though.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not opposed to.

• 50:37Speaker 05

  You are totally fucking Asian.

• 50:38Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah. Come on.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  What about Latinos?

• 50:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Mexican. All races. Okay.

• 50:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, all of them.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  You think all races, yeah, all races. All of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:51Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're white. You like white. Well, you're married.

• 50:56Speaker 05

  I am married to a white guy. We've been together 20 years.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, so before that, you probably didn't like experiment with different colors.

• 51:02Speaker 05

  Oh, no. Oh, no. And I'm ready for that stage in my life.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  To go wild?

• 51:06Speaker 05

  And I love him to death, and I still want to be with him, but I keep saying, baby, I want to go to one of those, you know, those sex clubs? Where everybody's fucking.

• 51:13Speaker 06

  Like a swinger party.

• 51:15Speaker 05

  Like a swinger party, but they're called something. Where you go in and there's like 500 people and they're all just fucking.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  Train? You want to train on?

• 51:21Speaker 05

  Well, no, but what are they?

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, if we were, okay, let's say this is a sex club, right? And it's, well, let's pick a city. It's in Indianapolis.

• 51:28Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh. You guys fly there, right?

• 51:30Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  And then you see me there. I'm working with those eyes wide shut masks. But you can tell it's me.

• 51:36Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  There's a beanie. There's a beanie on top. Beanie on.

• 51:42Speaker 05

  Are you pretending to be someone else? Are you trying to trick us?

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, Casemiro, that's my name.

• 51:48Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know it's me.

• 51:49Speaker 06

  Casemiro.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Right? And we're all naked.

• 51:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  Right? You know it's me, but.

• 51:54Speaker 06

  We're gonna pretend like it's not and we're gonna fuck you.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 51:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  You would. Would you let me suck on your boil? Oh.

• 52:02Speaker 06

  If it would cure it. Hold on, hold on.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:05Speaker 05

  Would you want to?

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  I would probably kiss it, but not suck on it. I would go like that.

• 52:11Speaker 06

  Okay, I would let you do that.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, I would let you do that.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  But you would really, literally let me like have sex with you at a sex?

• 52:17Speaker 05

  Well, I'm at a sex party.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know it's me.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  You guys are friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:22Speaker 05

  See, now, if it was like, just me and you in a bedroom or something, I'd leave.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  You would leave.

• 52:27Speaker 05

  That'd be weird.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  That'd be weird, yeah. At a sex club, though.

• 52:31Speaker 05

  In a sex club?

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:32Speaker 05

  There's people around, and we're all having fun.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:35Speaker 05

  I'd be like, hey, why not?

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:36Speaker 05

  I think that'd be fun.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  I think I would stick the tip in.

• 52:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, oh, yeah.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:40Speaker 05

  I think if you stuck the tip in.

• 52:42Speaker 06

  Just the tip?

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  It'd be so funny. We'd be laughing so hard, dude.

• 52:46Speaker 05

  Bro.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  We'd be laughing so hard.

• 52:48Speaker 05

  Crying.

• 52:48Speaker 06

  Would you do missionary, doggy, what are you working with?

• 52:51Speaker 05

  We'd have to be missionary so we could watch each other laugh.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, we would be, we would probably die from laughing. Yeah.

• 52:57Speaker 05

  Yes, Bobby.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:58Speaker 05

  Bobby.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  And I would go, you know what, I would, I would get soft inside your vag, I think.

• 53:02Speaker 05

  And that's fine.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:03Speaker 05

  That would be funny.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  And then when I try to pull it out, it's like gum in it, because it gets stuck.

• 53:06Speaker 06

  Well, that's called soaking. That's what the Mormons do.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, soak. How about you, would you, would it be too fun?

• 53:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  Would I be okay?

• 53:16Speaker 06

  No, it'd be fine.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:17Speaker 06

  Fine, yeah.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  All right. Hey.

• 53:20Speaker 05

  He's like, when are you guys going?

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I could do it, to be honest with you.

• 53:25Speaker 05

  You couldn't go to the sex.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  I love you guys too much as friends.

• 53:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, I know.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  I think that's, yeah.

• 53:28Speaker 06

  No, we wouldn't, no, we wouldn't fuck you.

• 53:31Speaker 05

  But it would be funny, but for sure.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  It would be so funny.

• 53:34Speaker 06

  We would do it for the bit.

• 53:36Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  For the bit, I'd do anything for a bit.

• 53:38Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're right.

• 53:39Speaker 05

  Now, would you actually go to a sex club? Have you been?

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  I thought you did. You were all white. Well, yeah, but that one, I didn't participate. I just, I was an observer.

• 53:49Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but, you know, I've never been to like, an active sex party where, you know what I mean, I was participating.

• 53:55Speaker 05

  Gotcha.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't even know how to.

• 53:57Speaker 05

  How to start it?

• 53:59Speaker 06

  So, were you a cuck?

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I just ran into a group of people that were having a sex party, and I just went.

• 54:04Speaker 05

  You just walked in?

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  I walked in. They were all Asian, and it was like, they're all dressed in white. He had a corn dog. And I went up there, and it was most incredible.

• 54:13Speaker 05

  And you were eating a corn dog?

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I was eating a, um. I thought it was a corn dog. No, it was not a corn dog. Oh, banana. It was a frozen banana with chocolate.

• 54:19Speaker 06

  That was a cock.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  So I had a frozen banana with chocolate from Carney's.

• 54:24Speaker 05

  That was somebody's cock.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  That's me. Eyes wide shut. Eyes wide shut. That would be me.

• 54:29Speaker 05

  So I'm trying to talk my husband to come to a sex party with me.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 54:33Speaker 05

  He's just weird about, "Oh, I don't want to do that."

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but you want to, you do want to, um, experiment a little bit?

• 54:40Speaker 06

  Sean's DP.

• 54:41Speaker 05

  That's my...

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, stop.

• 54:43Speaker 06

  Not Dr. Pepper.

• 54:46Speaker 05

  With the pebbled ice.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, DP, you've never done that?

• 54:50Speaker 05

  No.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:51Speaker 06

  Have you?

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  No. Yeah, I've never even done D.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, only P. Chelsea, don't you want to see Paige see somebody or no? Or do you like her single?

• 55:03Speaker 05

  Um, I want to see her, I like to see her getting pounded and getting some pipe. I'd love to see that.

• 55:10Speaker 06

  What would you guys like to see?

• 55:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Yeah, that was a weird question.

• 55:16Speaker 06

  Would you guys like me to be in a relationship?

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what, yeah.

• 55:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, I want you to find love, Paige. Real love.

• 55:23Speaker 06

  Well, what about you?

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 55:25Speaker 06

  Don't you need to find love?

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm looking for love.

• 55:27Speaker 06

  You are? What are you looking for?

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Looking for love in all the wrong places. Looking for love.

• 55:34Speaker 05

  You know that song?

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know a lot of songs.

• 55:37Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  Start a song. Oh, good game.

• 55:39Speaker 05

  No matter how hard I try.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  Woo!

• 55:43Speaker 05

  You keep pushing me aside and I can't break through.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good.

• 55:49Speaker 05

  There's no talking to you.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 55:54Speaker 05

  Who sings that? Oh, Bobby.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. You know why I know?

• 56:01Speaker 05

  Cher.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  Cher. Yeah, I know because I like to watch a lot of, um, talent shows. Singing talent shows, like American Idol.

• 56:10Speaker 06

  American Idol and all that?

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like all that stuff.

• 56:12Speaker 06

  Did you like Adam Lambert?

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  He was the most talented.

• 56:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  Isn't the one that, is that the guy in the Queens?

• 56:18Speaker 05

  He's like, what do you want from me?

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  What do you want from me? Yeah, but is Adam Lambert the guy that's the lead singer of the new Queen band?

• 56:25Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 56:26Speaker 06

  Really?

• 56:26Speaker 05

  I think so.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, see if Adam Lambert is the, he replaced Freddie Mercury in Queen.

• 56:32Speaker 05

  Or at least did for a while.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he did for a while. Yeah, yeah.

• 56:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Because he, um, that song, you know, Who Wants to Live Forever? Who wants to live forever? That Queen song?

• 56:44Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  He does a cover of it with Queen, it's better than Freddie Mercury.

• 56:48Speaker 06

  Dude, Adam Lambert used to hit.

• 56:50Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  What happened to him?

• 56:52Speaker 06

  You know more than me about the guy.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Brian. I do? Just threw it out there.

• 56:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:01Speaker 05

  I'm gonna brag for a minute.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Here we go.

• 57:04Speaker 05

  Guess who followed me a couple of days ago on Instagram?

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Brian. Chris Pratt. Adam Lambert.

• 57:08Speaker 03

  Brian, me.

• 57:09Speaker 05

  Clay Aiken.

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Wow. Clay Aiken, yeah. I'm sure there's bigger people following you.

• 57:15Speaker 05

  Well, that one was fun.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's the biggest person that follows you?

• 57:18Speaker 05

  Oh, gosh. I don't even know.

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  You don't look through it?

• 57:23Speaker 05

  Um, you put me on the spot. I, I, I, I'd have to think about it. I don't even, I don't, I don't really like keep a list, you know? I don't know.

• 57:30Speaker 06

  You, do you mean like the biggest, like the most celebrity?

• 57:33Speaker 03

  Not a big celebrity, but just someone you look up to?

• 57:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't know. I've got a few in there.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:38Speaker 06

  A few in the chain.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  I've got a few.

• 57:40Speaker 06

  What about you?

• 57:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  I have a few.

• 57:42Speaker 05

  Well, who are they?

• 57:43Speaker 06

  Are you gonna name them?

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't.

• 57:46Speaker 05

  No.

• 57:46Speaker 06

  Why not?

• 57:48Speaker 05

  Just name one of them.

• 57:48Speaker 06

  Come on, it's okay to be a fan of, of celebrities, even if you are one.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  I think Chris Pratt follows me.

• 57:53Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 57:54Speaker 06

  Oh, that's why you threw that out there, huh?

• 57:58Speaker 06

  Fishing.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 58:00Speaker 05

  Who else?

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  Louis C. Pauli, I think he still does, I don't know if he did. Yeah, um, just about a couple of them.

• 58:05Speaker 06

  Name drop stoop.

• 58:06Speaker 05

  That's cool.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:06Speaker 05

  That's cool.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  I follow him back.

• 58:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, for sure, for sure. Isn't it fun when somebody, somebody famous, you're like, you know who I am?

• 58:13Speaker 06

  What about when somebody famous unfollows you?

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh. I've had that happen, yeah.

• 58:18Speaker 05

  Who?

• 58:18Speaker 03

  Chris Pratt.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  Same day.

• 58:22Speaker 06

  He's like, oops.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  Accident. No, have you run into a celebrity and they're like, I love you?

• 58:28Speaker 05

  Um, yeah.

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:30Speaker 05

  And it's funny, cause, uh, why don't you, you know this, you know who she was?

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  I love her.

• 58:33Speaker 05

  Love.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Love.

• 58:34Speaker 05

  So, she followed me for a while and then unfollowed me.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 58:39Speaker 05

  Don't know.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Edgy.

• 58:40Speaker 05

  So.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  Too edgy?

• 58:41Speaker 05

  So I didn't know, so we had never talked at this point. And I was kinda just poking fun, I thought it was funny.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:46Speaker 05

  So I posted like, oh, why don't you unfollow me? And peop- the fans went absolutely messaging her. I'm like, y'all leave her alone.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 58:54Speaker 05

  And then she re-followed me and then was like, hey, sorry, don't know why I unfollowed you. And now we're friends.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow. In real life, you've met her?

• 59:04Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:04Speaker 07

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• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 59:41Speaker 05

  Real life friend.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  What's she like?

• 59:42Speaker 05

  Amazing, beautiful.

• 59:44Speaker 06

  Beautiful.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, she's beautiful.

• 59:45Speaker 05

  Like unreal.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  You met her?

• 59:47Speaker 06

  I've, I've seen her.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Wait.

• 59:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you don't get invited to those luncheon dinners?

• 59:53Speaker 06

  Nah.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  She lives in Nashville?

• 59:54Speaker 06

  I get left out.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. But I've seen her like out on the road.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Why do you cut, why do you cut Paige out of things?

• 1:00:00Speaker 05

  I don't, Paige is with me almost 24/7.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the window on a jet, uh, meetings?

• 1:00:04Speaker 05

  That has nothing to do, I have no control over that.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:07Speaker 05

  I don't have control.

• 1:00:08Speaker 06

  She can't bring a plus two.

• 1:00:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:00:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, and Greg, I wanna go.

• 1:00:14Speaker 05

  I don't wanna see the DP.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  Greg, Greg.

• 1:00:16Speaker 06

  He doesn't wanna miss out.

• 1:00:17Speaker 05

  So I gotta take Greg.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so, oh, Greg goes.

• 1:00:19Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:00:20Speaker 03

  Who, who'd you save? Greg or Paige?

• 1:00:22Speaker 05

  Well, it depends, it depends.

• 1:00:24Speaker 06

  Greg's been the, been the one going.

• 1:00:26Speaker 05

  Well, Greg drives.

• 1:00:27Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he drives.

• 1:00:28Speaker 05

  So he'll drive.

• 1:00:28Speaker 06

  I don't like to drive.

• 1:00:29Speaker 05

  And that's a big factor. Am I gonna drive or not?

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:32Speaker 05

  I take Paige.

• 1:00:32Speaker 06

  That would be number one, a chauffeur.

• 1:00:34Speaker 05

  I gotta drive.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:35Speaker 05

  You know, Greg will drive.

• 1:00:36Speaker 06

  I would take the driver too.

• 1:00:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Paige, who's the most famous you person that you met?

• 1:00:40Speaker 06

  That I've met?

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:44Speaker 05

  I know, I wish I would have thought about all this before.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:46Speaker 06

  Oh, that I met, maybe like.

• 1:00:50Speaker 05

  Seth Rogen started following you on Instagram, not too long.

• 1:00:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, but that I've actually met, maybe like.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's a huge follow.

• 1:00:59Speaker 05

  That's a huge follow.

• 1:01:00Speaker 06

  It was probably by accident.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think so.

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  Paige, why don't you tell them?

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  You have the great, I show people your pratfalls.

• 1:01:07Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Right, and your farts, to anyone that would listen.

• 1:01:09Speaker 05

  That is not.

• 1:01:10Speaker 06

  Thank you so much.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  You're the queen of that.

• 1:01:12Speaker 06

  Spreading.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:13Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  The In-N-Out pratfall is the greatest pratfall of all time, hands down, the movie theater second.

• 1:01:18Speaker 06

  Bobby!

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  But you don't do that anymore, pratfalls.

• 1:01:21Speaker 06

  Hey, I'm bringing it back.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  You gotta bring it back.

• 1:01:23Speaker 06

  And I wanna do a series, and I need you in one.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:27Speaker 06

  You'll be in one?

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll be in one.

• 1:01:28Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Do you like the pratfall?

• 1:01:29Speaker 06

  No, you, you just have to act.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'll act, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:32Speaker 06

  Okay, good.

• 1:01:33Speaker 05

  Hey, before we move on.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 1:01:35Speaker 05

  Paige?

• 1:01:36Speaker 06

  What?

• 1:01:36Speaker 05

  Why don't you go ahead and tell them who the.

• 1:01:39Speaker 06

  Who unfollowed me?

• 1:01:40Speaker 05

  Who the biggest celebrity that unfollowed you was?

• 1:01:42Speaker 06

  Well, John Mayer.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, why?

• 1:01:46Speaker 06

  I don't know.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:47Speaker 05

  I don't think she.

• 1:01:48Speaker 06

  I was on his close stories.

• 1:01:49Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:01:50Speaker 06

  And now, just straight to unfollow, hmm.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I know him.

• 1:01:54Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Nicest guy in the world.

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  Face timing him right now.

• 1:01:57Speaker 06

  Never, never, never. No, he's probably at the sphere.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  You, you know, can I just defend him for a second? It could, it could have been, and accidentally unfollow his people, right? Or number, it's, cause, you know, people are aloof, right? Here's another thing that could happen, right? And this is what I do, and people get offended all the time. I can't follow more than a thousand.

• 1:02:22Speaker 05

  Bobby, I'm the same way.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm, I keep it at nine hundred and ninety-nine. Wow.

• 1:02:27Speaker 05

  So if you want to follow someone else, you have to go through the list.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  I have to go through the list, and who's.

• 1:02:31Speaker 05

  Who's not.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who's, and then I feel so bad on unfollowing them.

• 1:02:34Speaker 05

  Cause people are gonna know if Bobby Lee unfollowed.

• 1:02:36Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I feel so bad about, what am I at now?

• 1:02:39Speaker 06

  Oh!

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, I gotta unfollow!

• 1:02:41Speaker 06

  He follows a thousand people.

• 1:02:43Speaker 05

  Bobby, four, four people gotta go, and we gotta know who's going, right now.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  And do it on the podcast.

• 1:02:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, do it right now.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Do you want me to do it now?

• 1:02:49Speaker 06

  Yes, do it now, we'll help you.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  If you want.

• 1:02:51Speaker 06

  We'll help you unfollow.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, um.

• 1:02:53Speaker 05

  Well, you already unfollowed me, so that's, uh. You unfollowed?

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're one of them. Yeah, yeah, you're one of them. Sorry.

• 1:03:00Speaker 06

  Dang, this is like Sid games.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I'm gonna go later. Unfollow Gilbert. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:04Speaker 00

  Don't follow him.

• 1:03:06Speaker 06

  You can unfollow me. I don't even know if you do follow me.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 1:03:09Speaker 05

  What you need to do is-

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm gonna, okay, I'm gonna unfollow. Just take this. Already, I'm gonna unfollow.

• 1:03:14Speaker 06

  Maybe go through and just close your eyes and then stop.

• 1:03:17Speaker 05

  He's got one.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Unfollow one.

• 1:03:19Speaker 00

  You gotta unfollow Chris Pratt.

• 1:03:20Speaker 05

  He's not, oh.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. There's fucking no way.

• 1:03:24Speaker 00

  You gotta do one big celebrity you gotta unfollow.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  Alright, give me, alright. Alright, so, um-

• 1:03:28Speaker 05

  Chris Pratt?

• 1:03:29Speaker 06

  Hey Bobby, be honest. Do you go and check every day to see if Chris Pratt still follows you?

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:34Speaker 00

  Oh, look, hey.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:35Speaker 06

  Every mom?

• 1:03:35Speaker 00

  Hey, how about your friend?

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:03:37Speaker 00

  Unfollow John Mayer.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:39Speaker 06

  Does he follow you back?

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  Wait, he doesn't follow me, but I follow him?

• 1:03:43Speaker 00

  Yeah. Well, I'm sure he follows you.

• 1:03:44Speaker 06

  Wait, click on his profile.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  It says follow.

• 1:03:46Speaker 00

  Oh, sorry, it's a different account.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:03:48Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 1:03:48Speaker 00

  But this is who, you definitely follow him.

• 1:03:49Speaker 05

  We'll see.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:50Speaker 05

  See if he's following Bobby.

• 1:03:53Speaker 06

  And if not-

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:54Speaker 06

  You gotta click on follow.

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, see if he's following me.

• 1:03:55Speaker 05

  Go to follow.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Go to, go to following?

• 1:03:57Speaker 00

  Oh, let me go inside of it.

• 1:03:58Speaker 05

  Here we go.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:59Speaker 05

  Go to following.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  I, I will unfollow him if he's not following me.

• 1:04:03Speaker 05

  Yep. Top in Bobby.

• 1:04:05Speaker 06

  Oh, he follows you.

• 1:04:06Speaker 00

  He follows you.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he does? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, unfollow, okay.

• 1:04:09Speaker 05

  No, we-

• 1:04:11Speaker 05

  We gotta figure this out.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we gotta figure this out.

• 1:04:13Speaker 05

  Is there a hot chick that you followed that does not give you the time of day now? It's time to unfollow her.

• 1:04:18Speaker 06

  Or somebody that's not posting. They're just lurking. Unfollow.

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. You know, I'll have to do this later.

• 1:04:25Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:04:25Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:04:25Speaker 06

  You want us to take it?

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  I already took one.

• 1:04:28Speaker 05

  Who'd you take off?

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 1:04:31Speaker 00

  He's down one. One thousand and two.

• 1:04:33Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, um.

• 1:04:35Speaker 06

  Go through his following list and we'll name off some people he should unfollow, maybe.

• 1:04:39Speaker 00

  How do you go through it? You just stop?

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have control of my thing?

• 1:04:42Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:04:43Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, okay.

• 1:04:44Speaker 00

  This is just like public, so that's why I can't go through the whole thing. I have to type in a name.

• 1:04:48Speaker 05

  Gotcha.

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't know who this person is.

• 1:04:50Speaker 05

  Is it Tom?

• 1:04:52Speaker 06

  Delete.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm just gonna unfollow this person.

• 1:04:54Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  I have one more, uh, two more?

• 1:04:57Speaker 06

  Two more.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I wanna unfollow.

• 1:04:59Speaker 00

  Who is it? Me?

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  It's a lot of-

• 1:05:01Speaker 06

  Are they famous people?

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Female, no.

• 1:05:02Speaker 06

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  They're just females, really.

• 1:05:04Speaker 06

  Chicks who you thought you were gonna bang and you haven't.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm doing now. That's what I'm doing now, man!

• 1:05:09Speaker 06

  It's time to let them go, Bobby.

• 1:05:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:11Speaker 06

  Or if you follow like Barstool Sports or a meme account, maybe you can unfollow them.

• 1:05:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, unfollow Barstool Sports.

• 1:05:17Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or sometimes it's like actors that you, like you're on set.

• 1:05:22Speaker 00

  Uh.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll follow you, you know, I'll follow you back, you know?

• 1:05:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:26Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, I wanna unfollow her so bad, this person.

• 1:05:27Speaker 00

  Do it.

• 1:05:28Speaker 06

  Hey Bobby, when people come up and they're like-

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  Unfollow. How many do I have now?

• 1:05:31Speaker 00

  You had a thousand. One more.

• 1:05:32Speaker 06

  Oh, one more, one more.

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  One more.

• 1:05:35Speaker 00

  This is hilarious.

• 1:05:35Speaker 06

  Do you hate when people come up to you and say, "Hey, can you follow me? This is my Instagram." What do you-

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I say no! Are you crazy? I mean, the other day I had, so here's what happened. I gotta, let me just figure this out.

• 1:05:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  Alright, uh-

• 1:05:48Speaker 00

  You follow Calvin Kater?

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Who's that?

• 1:05:50Speaker 00

  UFC fighter?

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 1:05:53Speaker 06

  Who's that? I love him.

• 1:05:55Speaker 00

  You gotta still follow Landon Donovan? Does he follow you?

• 1:05:58Speaker 06

  No, he's only following five people. Oh, you're not talking about-

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, where's Landon Donovan?

• 1:06:01Speaker 00

  Landon Donovan, MLS legend.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, where's Landon Donovan?

• 1:06:05Speaker 00

  Former Team USA captain.

• 1:06:07Speaker 06

  What if one of the five is Bobby? Yeah, check, check. That's a easy unfollow. That's an easy one.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  Is he following me?

• 1:06:14Speaker 00

  Uh, let's find out. I don't think he is. There's no way. Five people? He's not.

• 1:06:18Speaker 06

  It's just his family and-

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I got it. Unfollow.

• 1:06:21Speaker 00

  He's following Tim Howard.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, unfollow. I'm at nine nine nine nine.

• 1:06:24Speaker 06

  Nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine. Does that feel better?

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so here's, let me ask you this. So this is what happened the other night. So I'm at a comedy club, okay? And there's a guy I've never seen before in my life, but he's hanging out in the green room. Right? And I go, "What's your name?" He gives me his name, okay? So then I immediately go to the, the list of that night, you know what I mean? And he's not on the lineup. He's, "That's fine." He's hanging out there. He knew another guy in there. And then he kept going, and then he's like, "Yeah, so I just did a special on YouTube." "Oh, cool." And then he goes, um, "I need help with it." And I go, "Oh, okay. That's good."

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Right, then he goes, can you?

• 1:07:10Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  Post story? Oh, there we go. And I go.

• 1:07:13Speaker 05

  And you had no idea who this guy was?

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  I just met him that night. So let me ask you something, what do you, what do you do? What do you do, Charles? And it's Chris Pratt. No, it's not, no.

• 1:07:24Speaker 06

  No, he would, he would.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  If it was like a super, like Louis CK, I would do it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean?

• 1:07:29Speaker 05

  Um, I would probably do it.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:07:34Speaker 05

  I would, um, cause I've been asked by a couple comedians that I've never met before and I've, I've, but I wa- I watched the special first.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is, yeah.

• 1:07:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:45Speaker 06

  Maybe say, let me watch your special first and if I genuinely like it, I'll share it. Then he'll know.

• 1:07:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, also, um, you're way more famous and if I were, I, I mean, I would never, not knowing you and ask, you know what I'm saying? I would never do that.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's a hard, if I'm sitting there with Chris Rock, and I don't know him that well.

• 1:08:06Speaker 05

  I mean.

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  He knows who I am, cause he says hi, but it's like, I don't, I've never had a conversation with him.

• 1:08:11Speaker 06

  You could say, listen, man, everyone asked me to post.

• 1:08:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:15Speaker 06

  For them on my stories. If I did it for everyone, that'd just be my full time job. So I don't do it for anybody.

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  That's, but I do do.

• 1:08:21Speaker 06

  Unless I'm getting paid, unless it's like for a paid partnership.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  If Mark.

• 1:08:26Speaker 06

  Or it's for you.

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  If you asked me, I would do it.

• 1:08:29Speaker 06

  Or a buddy, but like.

• 1:08:30Speaker 05

  Different.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  Cause we have a relationship.

• 1:08:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  If you asked me, I would do it.

• 1:08:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, say close friends and acquaintances, but just can't do it for, you know, if you're not part of the nine nine nine.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good. The nine nine nine. Nine nine nine club, dude. That's really good. Wow.

• 1:08:47Speaker 05

  I mean, the guy had balls.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  That's balls. Yeah, it's real, yeah.

• 1:08:52Speaker 06

  He'll blow up because if you have that mentality, if you're gonna meet Bobby Lee and be like, hey, slap me on your story.

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:58Speaker 06

  You're gonna do well.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  Interesting. So it is a good thing that he asked.

• 1:09:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, you also can't just use people, you know?

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:06Speaker 03

  How were you doing? Oh, nothing, I was just talking. You just talk? It was me.

• 1:09:11Speaker 05

  Oh, I thought I heard something.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 1:09:13Speaker 03

  No, I told you it was me that I asked you to.

• 1:09:15Speaker 05

  You asked?

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, let's just try to figure if that's funny.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Let's dissect that, okay?

• 1:09:27Speaker 05

  That's great.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that funny?

• 1:09:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:28Speaker 06

  It was pretty good.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  It was pretty good, yeah, I guess, you're right, you're right. I didn't hear it the first time, that's why.

• 1:09:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, you had to be there.

• 1:09:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, it wasn't you? It wasn't me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:37Speaker 05

  Yeah. But sometimes if people ask me something, I'll be like, message me on, I go, send it to me on Instagram, and I'll, and I'll look for it tonight, and then, you know.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  Nice.

• 1:09:46Speaker 05

  Yeah. And then sometimes I do, and then sometimes I won't.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  What about this, you do a show, you're, you're leaving, you're packing, you're going out, there's a fan, and they're like, what are you doing tonight?

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  It happens every night.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  And then, and then what do you say?

• 1:09:57Speaker 05

  I, I would literally go, honeys, I'm so tired. I go, I am.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, well, I heard from Paige, you guys are all gonna go eat?

• 1:10:03Speaker 05

  No, honeys, I'm picking up, I'll probably pick up tacos and go back to my hotel and...

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  Can I go?

• 1:10:08Speaker 05

  And I'll, I'll literally go, no, honeys, nope.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  Honeys?

• 1:10:11Speaker 06

  Honeys, it, it softens.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  There's no circumstances where you would go, come?

• 1:10:16Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, I've done it.

• 1:10:18Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  She actually does do random fans. I do random fans.

• 1:10:21Speaker 06

  Wait, come like a load of come? Or what are you, you'll do random fans?

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, what I'm saying is, is that like, if there's a guy I like, who's a comic, right, and, or, or some random dude that's like, you know, and I'll be like, alright, come.

• 1:10:36Speaker 05

  I've had, not after a show, I've, I've hung out with people before shows, uh, we've been staying at the same hotel with people, we'll go, you know, get a car. That, but after a show, I'm so tired, I'm like, I am crashing. I'm not doing anything to come.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  I'm crashing.

• 1:10:52Speaker 06

  Besides putting that satisfier pro on your pussy.

• 1:10:55Speaker 05

  I'm rubbing my pussy and going to bed.

• 1:10:57Speaker 06

  People think that we party though, and drink, and we, we don't really drink or do anything like that.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  You don't smoke pot?

• 1:11:04Speaker 06

  No, I smoke pot.

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:06Speaker 06

  But, and I'll, I'll go smoke with fans and stuff, but, but I won't, nah, we rarely will go drink with them.

• 1:11:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you have a tour?

• 1:11:13Speaker 05

  I got a tour coming up.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:15Speaker 05

  That called The Loose Lips Tour.

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  The Loose Lips.

• 1:11:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  You have another hour now?

• 1:11:19Speaker 05

  I, well, I do.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:21Speaker 05

  I've got about thirty-five to forty minutes, and in the last twenty minutes, I'm doing kind of like, some crowd stuff, we're doing a couple of segments, and switching it up.

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  I see. And does Paige do the shows with you?

• 1:11:34Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  No. Why?

• 1:11:35Speaker 06

  I just don't have anything written up.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  You don't do stand-up?

• 1:11:38Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:11:38Speaker 05

  And, and she would be so good at it, Bobby.

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you do it? You're missing out on a large chunk of money and I think you can do it.

• 1:11:44Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  She's so quick. Yeah. She's so witty. Her crowd work would be. Fear. It's fear. Ooh. She would be so, I've been telling her this. Why do you live in fear?

• 1:11:54Speaker 06

  I don't live in fear. I really never even knew about the comedy scene really until I met her and then moving to Nashville and watching all these comedians. I'm like, this is a freaking art. I like quick witty jokes. If a joke drags on, I'm fucking lost.

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then you you loo- you you learn from going on.

• 1:12:13Speaker 06

  Oh, I learned from just watching other comedians and I watched the crowd and.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  You're doing it.

• 1:12:20Speaker 06

  Doing stand up?

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:21Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Even if she just did crowd work, bro. You're doing it!

• 1:12:24Speaker 06

  Okay, I'll do it.

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're doing it.

• 1:12:26Speaker 06

  I have some notes written down in my phone for stand up.

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  I want to test our friendship real quick.

• 1:12:30Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  If I relapsed and I lost everything and I was in the streets and I run into you. I'm like, can I spare some change? You're gonna talk like that? Yeah. Spare some change. Chelsea Page? Cause my accent will come back. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, cause I'm so. Like Ken Watanabe in The Exception. No, like in Batman Returns. Oh, man. Yeah, Batman Begins. I am Bobby. Raw- what? I am Bobby. Damn, bro, that's your voice. That's great.

• 1:13:02Speaker 06

  Uh, yeah, that's me.

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  How much would you give me?

• 1:13:06Speaker 06

  A place to stay.

• 1:13:08Bobby Lee?

  You wouldn't give me any cash?

• 1:13:09Speaker 06

  Well, no, it'd be like, he's gonna go blow it on drop.

• 1:13:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'd be like, what do you need? Are you down bad to where you just look so cracked out? I live here.

• 1:13:18Speaker 06

  Are you down bad you'll suck a cock for some meth?

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:13:21Speaker 06

  Then I probably wouldn't give you cash.

• 1:13:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:24Speaker 06

  We'd go buy you something to eat.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, you're not friends with me at all then? There's no friendship!

• 1:13:31Speaker 06

  We don't want to enable, we care about you.

• 1:13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Boom.

• 1:13:34Speaker 06

  We would give you a place to stay, we would shower you.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  Yep. Oh, you'd get me a hotel? I'd make you a home cooked meal.

• 1:13:39Speaker 06

  No, we'd bring you home with us and put you in a robe.

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:42Speaker 06

  And.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  Slippers. Oh.

• 1:13:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, we know Asians love slippers.

• 1:13:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Or barefoot, I could do barefoot.

• 1:13:49Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you would ship me back, let's say it's in LA, you would ship me back to Nashville. I would live in whose house? Your house? Yeah.

• 1:13:57Speaker 06

  We would switch you off week to week.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  Week to week, yeah. And I would live where? In your basement?

• 1:14:02Speaker 06

  In the spare bedroom.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  In the spare bedroom.

• 1:14:04Speaker 06

  Spare bedroom.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  Right. And you just let me know when you're hungry.

• 1:14:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  Full DoorDash. Yeah, okay.

• 1:14:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:14:09Bobby Lee?

  Um, so.

• 1:14:10Speaker 05

  I get a lot of orders.

• 1:14:11Bobby Lee?

  Go check out the viral podcast with Paige and Chelsea. Um, also check out, um, um, their, your tour.

• 1:14:20Speaker 05

  My tour, the loose lips tour. Go to, get tickets at my website, which is eatmytrash.com.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  And for me to go do the viral podcast, I'd have to go to Nashville, right?

• 1:14:29Speaker 05

  Yeah. Will you please be on?

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would love to go.

• 1:14:31Speaker 05

  Really? Next time you have a show in Nashville or something.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't ever have shows there.

• 1:14:35Speaker 05

  Really? Never, you never go? You never go to Nashville?

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  Never go.

• 1:14:37Speaker 05

  When was the last time you were in Nashville?

• 1:14:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, I did the Ryman Theater with Andrew.

• 1:14:41Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:14:41Bobby Lee?

  Probably three years ago.

• 1:14:42Speaker 05

  Okay, so you're.

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  But I haven't played like any rooms there in a very, very long time.

• 1:14:46Speaker 05

  Are you due?

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  Are you due? What do you mean?

• 1:14:48Speaker 05

  Are you due for a show in Nashville?

• 1:14:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I am due.

• 1:14:51Speaker 05

  Get that off the screen!

• 1:14:52Bobby Lee?

  Nice ass. It took that. Her fans on sale. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's you?

• 1:14:57Speaker 05

  That's me.

• 1:14:57Bobby Lee?

  Nice ass.

• 1:14:58Speaker 05

  Well, well, my ass doesn't look like that. Paige helped me pose to where it created that. It don't look like that in real life.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  What does it look like in real life?

• 1:15:06Speaker 05

  Just flat.

• 1:15:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:15:08Speaker 05

  It's not.

• 1:15:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow, okay.

• 1:15:09Speaker 05

  It's an illusion.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:11Speaker 05

  And if you want to see more than that, I do a calendar of a year where I show full tit.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow. But no vag?

• 1:15:16Speaker 05

  No, I can't give my boils away.

• 1:15:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:15:20Speaker 05

  No, I can't be doing that.

• 1:15:21Bobby Lee?

  All right. Give them a round of applause, everybody!

• 1:15:47Speaker 03

  I got this line from a movie. Tell me what movie it is.

• 1:15:52Speaker 03

  Hey, thousand bucks, we skip to our third date.

• 1:15:57Speaker 03

  Right? And then she's like, what is that? And it's a parking garage hand handy.

• 1:16:05Speaker 03

  Guy from War Dogs.

• 1:16:10Speaker 03

  You ever seen War Dogs?

• 1:16:16Speaker 03

  You know, I was at home this weekend and I was watching Rush Hour again.

• 1:16:22Speaker 03

  Do you understand? The words are coming out of my mouth! That's Chris Tucker.

• 1:16:27Speaker 03

  Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan!

• 1:16:30Speaker 03

  You know Jackie Chan does his own stunts? It's pretty impressive.

• 1:16:35Speaker 03

  It's pretty, it's pretty goddamn impressive, I'll tell you that.

• 1:16:42Speaker 03

  You ever picked up Kung Fu?

• 1:16:46Speaker 03

  Just, I mean, I don't know. Like, all those stuntmen in the movies, like, do they pick up Kung Fu? Or they train for it?

• 1:16:59Speaker 03

  Lee! Bobby Lee! Sorry, man, I'm just pumped up with oat milk.

• 1:17:06Speaker 03

  He's pumped up. He's pumped up with oat milk.

• 1:17:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, Hi-Mei, how was your week?

• 1:17:23Speaker 03

  Who, man?

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  Who Man Chu!

• 1:17:25Speaker 03

  Who Chu Man!

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  Who Chu Man Chu Man Chu Chu!

• 1:17:28Speaker 03

  Pretty good, man.

• 1:17:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:17:28Speaker 03

  Total girl.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  If you were Chinese, what would your name be?

• 1:17:32Speaker 03

  Robert E. Lee.

• 1:17:33Bobby Lee?

  No, what would your name be?

• 1:17:35Speaker 03

  Chinese name?

• 1:17:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:37Speaker 03

  Chang Chang? What?

• 1:17:39Bobby Lee?

  No, just listen.

• 1:17:42Bobby Lee?

  Do that one.

• 1:17:44Speaker 03

  With your mouth?

• 1:17:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:46Speaker 03

  Bong?

• 1:17:47Bobby Lee?

  Tong?

• 1:17:48Speaker 03

  Ping Bong?

• 1:17:49Bobby Lee?

  Tong. I think Tong's your name.

• 1:17:50Speaker 03

  Tong.

• 1:17:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:52Speaker 03

  Thanks, man.

• 1:17:53Bobby Lee?

  Tong?

• 1:17:54Speaker 03

  Tong?

• 1:17:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:56Speaker 03

  I watched Weapons.

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  What'd you think of, give me a review, bud?

• 1:17:59Speaker 03

  Oh, man. How much time do you have?

• 1:18:03Bobby Lee?

  Well, we have an hour for this podcast.

• 1:18:05Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah. Yeah, I liked it, I loved it. It's a good movie.

• 1:18:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? Were you scared at all?

• 1:18:11Speaker 03

  No. It was very, like, it was very fun to watch. It was like up there between that and Superman, but I chose Weapons.

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  Woo!

• 1:18:22Speaker 03

  Cold, cold. But no, Weapons is a good movie. I liked it, I loved it. What do you think the message was?

• 1:18:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:18:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, what was that lady doing up there? Okay, skip my question.

• 1:18:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, what was the lady doing up there?

• 1:18:36Speaker 03

  What was Miss Gladys doing?

• 1:18:37Bobby Lee?

  Witchcraft.

• 1:18:38Speaker 03

  That was witchcraft?

• 1:18:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was witchcraft.

• 1:18:40Speaker 03

  You think that was normal?

• 1:18:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:42Speaker 03

  I thought she was just getting those kids to like test out.

• 1:18:44Bobby Lee?

  But how do you think she did it? Through witchcraft?

• 1:18:46Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:47Speaker 03

  But why?

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, because I think it had to do with her youth or she was getting sick and it was helping her.

• 1:18:53Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, tell me, oh, I'm sorry.

• 1:18:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think.

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, Siskel.

• 1:18:58Speaker 03

  I think she was getting those kids to like try out new flavors for chicken noodle soups. You know?

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's an interesting take.

• 1:19:06Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm gonna take.

• 1:19:07Bobby Lee?

  We didn't see a chicken or noodle in the movie.

• 1:19:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, you did. You got Campbell, Campbell soup.

• 1:19:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what it was. Chicken noodles. That was.

• 1:19:14Speaker 03

  That's what she was feeding them soup.

• 1:19:16Bobby Lee?

  Take part, take that part out because I forgot. No, you're right. Chicken noodles. That was a funny joke.

• 1:19:22Speaker 03

  Soup.

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I remember now. That was good.

• 1:19:25Speaker 03

  That was a good movie.

• 1:19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:28Speaker 03

  I can see why.

• 1:19:28Bobby Lee?

  Do you eat canned soup ever?

• 1:19:30Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:19:31Bobby Lee?

  You make your own fresh soup?

• 1:19:32Speaker 03

  My fresh Mexican soup.

• 1:19:34Bobby Lee?

  Well.

• 1:19:34Speaker 03

  Sopita.

• 1:19:35Bobby Lee?

  Give me the.

• 1:19:37Speaker 03

  Sopita.

• 1:19:37Bobby Lee?

  Recipe.

• 1:19:39Speaker 03

  And just put water and tomatoes and.

• 1:19:41Bobby Lee?

  You put, okay, let me see. I'm, I'm your student. We're in culinary class.

• 1:19:46Speaker 03

  I'm teacher. Si, que? What's up, Bobby?

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  Eh, Tong.

• 1:19:52Speaker 03

  I'm Mr. Tong.

• 1:19:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:19:54Speaker 03

  Benedict Wang. Benedict Wang?

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  Benedict Wang. That was a funny, very funny joke. Play on words.

• 1:20:01Speaker 03

  That's what you told me.

• 1:20:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He stole my joke.

• 1:20:07Speaker 03

  Oh, man. He used his joke? Yeah, he told me.

• 1:20:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:10Speaker 03

  But I heard it, so.

• 1:20:11Bobby Lee?

  I met Benedict Wang once.

• 1:20:13Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:20:14Bobby Lee?

  You remember?

• 1:20:14Speaker 03

  At Dumb's.

• 1:20:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and what a sweet guy. He's sort of like the English bigger version of me, maybe.

• 1:20:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:22Bobby Lee?

  More talented. That's so talented. And what a guy. What a great guy. What a blessing in life.

• 1:20:29Speaker 03

  For Benedict to be existing?

• 1:20:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:32Speaker 03

  He's a good actor.

• 1:20:33Bobby Lee?

  He's a very good actor. Very good actor. Um, who are your favorite Asian actors, you think? Give me top five. Male. Let's go male first.

• 1:20:42Speaker 03

  Male first.

• 1:20:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:44Speaker 03

  Like comedic actors or just actors?

• 1:20:47Bobby Lee?

  Actors in general.

• 1:20:48Speaker 03

  Actors in general.

• 1:20:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you can name five.

• 1:20:51Speaker 03

  Chucky Chan? One.

• 1:20:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:56Speaker 03

  The villain in Rush Hour 2? You gotta say the name.

• 1:20:59Bobby Lee?

  You gotta say the name.

• 1:21:00Speaker 03

  I don't know, man.

• 1:21:05Speaker 03

  Shit. Ali Wong?

• 1:21:08Bobby Lee?

  Male, I said.

• 1:21:09Speaker 03

  Oh, male, okay.

• 1:21:12Speaker 03

  You, you're funny.

• 1:21:14Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:21:15Speaker 03

  Ken Jeong?

• 1:21:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, yeah, Ken Jeong.

• 1:21:18Speaker 03

  Ken Jeong. No, that's his name. The doctor one.

• 1:21:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:23Speaker 03

  What's his name?

• 1:21:24Bobby Lee?

  Ken Jeong.

• 1:21:25Speaker 03

  No, it's not Ken Jeong.

• 1:21:26Bobby Lee?

  It is. I'm friends with him.

• 1:21:28Speaker 03

  He's like his friend.

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  I've known him for 30 years, of course it is.

• 1:21:30Speaker 03

  You see that photo?

• 1:21:34Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, Ken Jeong. Ken Jeong. Ken Jeong.

• 1:21:39Bobby Lee?

  So me, Ken Jeong, you already know Benedict Wong, give me two more. Jackie Chan, you said. One more.

• 1:21:45Speaker 03

  Is the guy on?

• 1:21:46Bobby Lee?

  No, just say the name.

• 1:21:46Speaker 03

  On Star Trek, is he Asian?

• 1:21:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he is. Sulu?

• 1:21:50Speaker 03

  Sulu's dead.

• 1:21:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, he's Armenian.

• 1:21:54Speaker 03

  The Asian one or the black one, Hime?

• 1:21:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:55Speaker 03

  Asian one.

• 1:21:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, he is Asian. What's his name?

• 1:21:59Speaker 03

  You're trying to think of? T- T-?

• 1:22:00Bobby Lee?

  You know this one?

• 1:22:01Speaker 03

  The old one. Not him, the old one.

• 1:22:03Bobby Lee?

  What's his name?

• 1:22:04Speaker 03

  This one? This guy's, um... Something with a T. Try your best.

• 1:22:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:10Speaker 03

  It doesn't rhyme with Tairaki, but...

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't rhyme with Tairaki?

• 1:22:14Speaker 03

  It rhymes with Tairaki. Oh, it does?

• 1:22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:17Speaker 03

  Right? Try it. I can't, this is Mr. Tanaki.

• 1:22:22Bobby Lee?

  What's his Star Trek name?

• 1:22:23Speaker 03

  Mr. Tanaki? I don't know. Bobby just said it. He's on, uh...

• 1:22:28Bobby Lee?

  Sulu.

• 1:22:29Speaker 03

  Sulu?

• 1:22:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Hello?

• 1:22:34Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that's a real good George.

• 1:22:36Speaker 03

  That's a good George.

• 1:22:36Bobby Lee?

  Takai.

• 1:22:37Speaker 03

  Oh, George Takai. Yeah, not Tairaki.

• 1:22:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not Tairaki, yeah, yeah. Hello? Hello?

• 1:22:43Speaker 03

  Hello?

• 1:22:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm George Takai.

• 1:22:45Speaker 03

  Hello?

• 1:22:46Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:22:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm the first Asian gay.

• 1:22:50Bobby Lee?

  Ever to exist.

• 1:22:51Speaker 03

  He was?

• 1:22:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:52Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:22:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's gay, you know that, right?

• 1:22:53Speaker 03

  He was, right?

• 1:22:54Bobby Lee?

  He's still alive.

• 1:22:55Speaker 03

  Oh, he's still alive?

• 1:22:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He switched over last year at 86.

• 1:23:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so he's hetero now. And then that's John Cho.

• 1:23:04Speaker 03

  Oh, the actor who died, Spock, he died, right?

• 1:23:07Bobby Lee?

  Yes, Spock died, yeah. What was his name?

• 1:23:11Speaker 03

  The actor's name?

• 1:23:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll say his first name, Leonard?

• 1:23:15Speaker 03

  Napoleon.

• 1:23:16Bobby Lee?

  No, not that.

• 1:23:17Speaker 03

  Got the right, first letter right.

• 1:23:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:19Speaker 03

  Leonard? Leonard?

• 1:23:22Speaker 03

  Knee.

• 1:23:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:24Speaker 03

  There you go. Knee posh. Knee posh. Leonard Nimoy.

• 1:23:33Speaker 03

  Strange names back then, huh? George Takei, William Shatner.

• 1:23:41Speaker 03

  That's a handsome face, like.

• 1:23:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's, I don't know.

• 1:23:46Speaker 03

  Face structure.

• 1:23:47Bobby Lee?

  The structure, it's long. You like long faces or short?

• 1:23:50Speaker 03

  Short faces.

• 1:23:51Bobby Lee?

  Because you have a fat, you're short.

• 1:23:53Speaker 03

  Hey, you want to hear something funny?

• 1:23:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

• 1:23:55Speaker 03

  Um, so I was.

• 1:23:57Bobby Lee?

  You need to get some tests done on your mind.

• 1:23:59Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:24:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there's something going on.

• 1:24:02Speaker 03

  Okay, never mind, I'm not gonna tell you.

• 1:24:03Bobby Lee?

  No, tell me now.

• 1:24:04Speaker 03

  No, because. Don't be embarrassed.

• 1:24:05Bobby Lee?

  Don't be embarrassed, just throw it out there.

• 1:24:06Speaker 03

  So, I was with this date this past weekend at the shows.

• 1:24:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I just say something about your dates?

• 1:24:12Speaker 03

  Oh my god. Talk about Dallas?

• 1:24:15Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's just every time we go to a gig or with you, you're with a different Hispanic girl.

• 1:24:20Speaker 03

  No, I'm not. You've blown up a spot.

• 1:24:24Speaker 03

  Did you see how he did that?

• 1:24:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:26Speaker 03

  No, I'm not.

• 1:24:27Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not.

• 1:24:27Speaker 03

  No, they're just friends, but this one was a date.

• 1:24:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tell me about it.

• 1:24:33Speaker 03

  And, um, she's taking me home because I didn't drive. And she has CarPlay. And like her friend Bree texted her and there was like a sunflower emoji next to her name. And then her next, her next friend Jenny, she had a sunshine emoji next to her name. And then the next text was Gabe, which was a teddy bear and the kissy face. And I asked her, who is that? She's like, oh, that's my dad.

• 1:25:02Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:25:02Speaker 03

  That's not your dad. That's like, that's not your dad. She's like, no, it's my dad. And he texted again, I was like, that's not your dad. And he's like, no, he's just a friend. Then why lie? Why lie? It's not your dad, I know he's not your dad, it's your friend. And then I texted and I told her, what's my emoji? And she said a potato.

• 1:25:25Speaker 03

  So I texted, I texted her.

• 1:25:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, it's enough of that.

• 1:25:28Speaker 03

  You scoring this is insane.

• 1:25:31Bobby Lee?

  I thought it would help. It's not.

• 1:25:33Speaker 04

  Yeah. Low hanging fruit was that's her daddy. I was waiting for somebody to say that.

• 1:25:37Speaker 03

  For Bobby, I have a rake.

• 1:25:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:25:42Speaker 03

  And then George, I have a bible.

• 1:25:45Speaker 04

  What? Why?

• 1:25:46Speaker 03

  What about me? Nothing.

• 1:25:49Bobby Lee?

  A thief.

• 1:25:54Bobby Lee?

  It's a rush hour. Yeah, tell me about it. Do you understand the words? Stop doing that voice because we have to think of the first time. Try a different quote maybe too.

• 1:26:04Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man, you guys don't got no chicken wings or some baby back ribs? And then the Chinese man goes, the Chinese man goes, no soul food here, only Chinese food. And say, ain't nobody know saying anything about no soul food. Keep going. Keep going. I don't know. You don't know? Ricky Tan. Ricky Tan. You know Danny Crane? No, I don't know Danny Crane. You know Danny Crane? You friends with him? No, he's fiction. Okay. He's played by William Shatner. Really?

• 1:26:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Danny Crane. Oh, which show is that? Boston Legal? Yeah. Boston Legal? Yeah. Good show. It was a good show. Yeah. And he shot the guy with the BB gun? Yeah. Do you like, do you like him? Danny Crane. William Shatner? William Shatner? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, he's pretty good. You know, how old is he now? He's probably almost ninety-five. Yeah. Have you met him? I told you that story. Oh, wait. Wait, I'm forgetting which one. The Billboard Awards story. Got it. Do you remember? Yeah, that was when you were hosting, right? No. Oh, it was an interview on the Red. No, man. What is this? I get a call. Score it, though. I have to score it.

• 1:27:18Bobby Lee?

  I get a call.

• 1:27:21Bobby Lee?

  From my people, they said, you're gonna do the Billboard Awards and you're gonna do a sketch with William Shatner, because we know you love William Shatner, because I'm a Star Trek fan. So they fly me all the way to Vegas. And I'm, I show up in a tent and there's like this poker table there. The sketch is you're gonna be sitting at the poker table, Shatner's gonna come in, you guys are gonna have this, I forgot what the dialogue was, but you know, something that I had memorized and stuff. So we wait there for like an hour, he's not there yet.

• 1:27:49Bobby Lee?

  And then he shows up and he go, and there was another actor they had flown in, I forgot who it was, and um, Shatner goes, points to me and the other guy and goes, you're out, you're out, I'm doing it on my own. And then the next thing I know, I'm on a plane flying back to LA.

• 1:28:03Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember that?

• 1:28:05Speaker 03

  Oh my.

• 1:28:05Bobby Lee?

  You're out and I was so livid. I'm still a Star Trek fan, but it was heartbreaking. Because I'm just a huge fan. That was just super heartbreaking.

• 1:28:15Speaker 03

  We should have him on.

• 1:28:16Bobby Lee?

  And then I ran into Jordi La Forge when I was on animal practice. And I walked past him on set. It was at Paramount. And I go, "I'm a big fan. Oh my god." And he goes, "Thank you."

• 1:28:34Speaker 03

  Like that?

• 1:28:35Bobby Lee?

  Walking away from me. "Thank you." And I was like, "Oh, I thought I was gonna have a fucking discussion with you about it."

• 1:28:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm not just fucking some guy that works there. I'm on a show, bitch. God.

• 1:28:51Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:28:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never, I've never run into a Star Trek person and have them go, you know what I mean? Like have a conversation with them. You know?

• 1:29:00Speaker 03

  I mean, John Cho.

• 1:29:02Bobby Lee?

  That's the newer ones.

• 1:29:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:04Speaker 04

  Just wait, have you met George Takei?

• 1:29:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. He is nice to me. Yeah, I've met George Takei. Yeah, he's very, but, well, I think it's the Asian connection. Hello, Bobby.

• 1:29:14Speaker 03

  Oh, Bobby. That was okay, man.

• 1:29:16Bobby Lee?

  You start off with an improv.

• 1:29:17Speaker 03

  Me?

• 1:29:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:19Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 1:29:22Speaker 03

  Give me something.

• 1:29:22Bobby Lee?

  No, just go.

• 1:29:24Speaker 03

  You start off with the improv. Give me something. Give me something.

• 1:29:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, give me, give me a work location, occupation, and who I am.

• 1:29:34Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:29:35Bobby Lee?

  And action. Go.

• 1:29:37Speaker 03

  Uh, you work at Target?

• 1:29:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you just improvise. Just go right into the scene.

• 1:29:40Speaker 03

  You're in the scenes. You're gonna tell them.

• 1:29:41Bobby Lee?

  And go. You tell me.

• 1:29:42Speaker 03

  Hey, Matthew.

• 1:29:43Bobby Lee?

  Hey, boss.

• 1:29:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know you're new to Target, but Target has a strict policies here. And, you know, as a sales manager, you need to do better. You need to clock in way 20 minutes before your, your scheduled time and

• 1:29:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:29:58Speaker 03

  We need to have a talk with you.

• 1:29:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so give me the talk. I mean, because I was here on time, but, okay.

• 1:30:02Speaker 03

  No, you're not.

• 1:30:03Bobby Lee?

  All right, I bet. You know, because my car was, there was something going on with it. I'm sorry. It'll never happen again.

• 1:30:08Speaker 03

  Listen, man, I know you've been going through a lot.

• 1:30:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, I told you last week what I was going through.

• 1:30:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know. And, you know, um, when a pet dies.

• 1:30:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:19Speaker 03

  You know, it life, it life happens, Matthew, okay? Grow up. You're 29. You live with your parents.

• 1:30:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Yeah, I do. And, uh.

• 1:30:30Speaker 03

  Your pet died. Ooh la la.

• 1:30:33Bobby Lee?

  I get it dude, but it's like.

• 1:30:35Speaker 00

  Does someone say ooh la la? Oh, is this me?

• 1:30:40Bobby Lee?

  What's up Renee?

• 1:30:41Speaker 03

  Renee.

• 1:30:41Speaker 00

  Hey, I'm so sorry.

• 1:30:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:42Speaker 00

  My bad, my bad.

• 1:30:43Speaker 03

  Renee, I'm talking to.

• 1:30:44Speaker 00

  My bad, my bad. I just heard ooh la la.

• 1:30:46Speaker 03

  Ooh la la, yeah.

• 1:30:47Speaker 00

  My bad, my bad, my bad.

• 1:30:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, go do the bakery stuff.

• 1:30:49Bobby Lee?

  I love France. I really do.

• 1:30:52Speaker 03

  So I know we put you in a position where you need to sell solar panels?

• 1:30:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean. Can I just say something boss? I don't know if people come into Target. I don't know, we created this whole solar panel division. You know what I mean? I mean, I just don't think that people know that we sell solar panels. I think that's the problem.

• 1:31:10Speaker 03

  Look, we pay you eighteen bucks an hour.

• 1:31:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:13Speaker 03

  We're gonna get our money's worth.

• 1:31:14Bobby Lee?

  And also, can I just say another thing? Can I just say?

• 1:31:17Speaker 03

  You need to sell at least twenty per day to white folks.

• 1:31:22Bobby Lee?

  I understand that white people love it, but um, also, we, we're selling now windmills. You know what I mean? And we can only fit one in the, in the store. I don't think people know that they can. Do you know something boss? You created this section, alright? Of energy, alternative energy? But I don't think that's why people come to Target.

• 1:31:42Speaker 03

  Okay, listen Matthew, I think you're resenting me.

• 1:31:45Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:31:46Speaker 03

  Because I'm dating your mom right now?

• 1:31:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, maybe there is a resentment there, yes.

• 1:31:50Speaker 03

  And you think I'm your stepfather, but I am not. I am.

• 1:31:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, my mother is nine years old, paralyzed with the neck down from a stroke, right?

• 1:31:58Speaker 03

  And I'm there to take care of her.

• 1:32:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, okay.

• 1:32:02Speaker 03

  And you're, that's why the only job I could give you, okay? So sell me twenty solar panels.

• 1:32:08Bobby Lee?

  By the end of the day?

• 1:32:08Speaker 03

  By the end of eight P M.

• 1:32:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. Or I'll try so much. Or I'm out.

• 1:32:14Speaker 03

  Or you're out.

• 1:32:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:32:15Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:32:16Bobby Lee?

  Thank you boss. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. You're much better. Much better.

• 1:32:22Speaker 04

  Lots of added information.

• 1:32:23Bobby Lee?

  Lot of added information. The oat milk. Yeah. It's the oat milk that you drink. Not the same as caffeine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all that oat milk you're drinking.