Sam Morril & The Toyota Camry Hookup

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

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• 1:01Speaker 02

  Baby, why you sleep, babe?

• 1:03Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Helix.

• 1:05Speaker 02

  For your sleep.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  Helix. Anyway, Helix, man, I, my sleep has improved dramatically since I've been sleeping on a Helix mattress. Um, improvements, A-OK, number one. Has your Helix mattress upgraded your bedroom home? Yes, it has. Every room in my house is elevated to a beautiful, comfortable sleeping place. For one, human beings and other, um, living beings can sleep on, you know? Um, you can personalize it, can you not?

• 1:32Speaker 03

  You can. So for instance, me, like, I'm a hot sleeper, but I also like to sleep on my side. So I got matched with a Helix Midnight mattress. And then I'm like, you know what? I wanna, I wanna upgrade a little bit, and I got the luxe version of that. So I sleep like a baby.

• 1:45Speaker 04

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• 2:02Speaker 00

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• 2:17Speaker 00

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• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  Hey y'all, I'm going to be in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, October 10th and 11th at the Milwaukee Improv. I've never been there before, check it out. And also I'm going to be in Portland, Oregon for one night. I'm going to be at the Spirit Mountain Casino, November 8th.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  But Kim Cattrall and her have beef.

• 3:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  I hate Kim Cattrall, but. Do you? Yeah. Why? No, it's a long story. Why? You hate Samantha from Sex. Yeah, yeah. I love that Bobby has such random beefs with people. No, but she, she, she fucked me over. She made, she treated me like shit one time. What?

• 3:42Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  How'd she treat you like shit? Um, years ago, I. Are we rolling right now? Yeah. We're opening with your beef? I love this. I don't have any beef. She, she was just, I've worked with people and then they've kind of treat me bad. And then I, I have these deep, you know, I mean, long lasting resentments. Yeah. It's her, Brooke Shields is another one. I have a long, deep resentment towards.

• 4:02Speaker 00

  It's all famous white women.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, these older, famous white women. Oh, man, I'll fucking gouge their eyes out, man. Bobby just says beef with sex symbols.

• 4:12Speaker 05

  Don't get me started on fucking Denise Richards.

• 4:17Speaker 05

  Beef with Denise Richards?

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  I have PTSD when I watch Blue Lagoon.

• 4:22Speaker 05

  So she's mean too? Didn't she have like a postpartum thing? That was a big... I read the Agassi book and he was like, in a polite way, was like, "She's fucking nuts."

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  Remember she picked her boogers and she ate it in the car?

• 4:33Speaker 05

  Are you serious?

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Paparazzi took a photo of her picking her nose and she ate the booger.

• 4:37Speaker 05

  That was a Seinfeld plot.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  It was? Maybe it was a Seinfeld.

• 4:41Speaker 00

  It was a Seinfeld episode.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, um, well, which beef do you want to talk about?

• 4:48Speaker 05

  Uh, dude, you tell me. Kim Cattrall. Yeah, why do you beef with Kim Cattrall from Sex and the City?

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  So I did a commercial for her, for a Joe Pittka commercial where it was me and Eric Stonestreet.

• 4:59Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, I like that.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so Eric and I...

• 5:02Speaker 05

  He's the one who seemed really gay, but he's not gay.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  He's not gay at all. No, he's a fuck machine, but, um...

• 5:06Speaker 05

  Wow. Wow.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 5:08Speaker 05

  What? Well, you and Samantha and Eric's three fuck machines.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  In one commercial, yeah. It was a Pepsi commercial and, um...

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't, um, Joe Pittka, it was Michael Bay.

• 5:22Speaker 00

  Oh, the Michael Bay one. That's another beef.

• 5:24Speaker 05

  Wait, Michael Bay?

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  That's another beef. No, me and Michael are good.

• 5:26Speaker 00

  They used to have a beef.

• 5:28Speaker 05

  We're good?

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  No, Michael, no, Michael and I, he invited me to Thanksgiving, remember?

• 5:32Speaker 00

  Michael's wife called Bobby to invite him to Thanksgiving and Bobby was like, "I can't, I'm with a girl."

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:37Speaker 05

  You're still pissed about Pearl Harbor?

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  That movie. It slanted. Oh, that was, okay. So anyway, um...

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  Um, so, um... So I had never really acted before. This is in the 90s.

• 5:54Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  And, um... So there was a scene where Kim Cattrall was in a bathtub.

• 6:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  And I, me and Eric are towel boys. So I had, I brought in towels, but the gag was the towels are stacked up. So I'm, you know, so I'm carrying like 16 towels.

• 6:12Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  And I'm kind of, you know, coming in, and so I walk into this bathroom and I hear "cut", and Michael goes, "What are you doing, man?" I go, "What do you mean?" He's like, "I can't see your face, man. The light." You gotta put your face in the light, man. And I go, I had no idea what that meant. Now I can do it. Yeah. Now I can feel the light, you know what I mean?

• 6:37Speaker 00

  I can feel the light.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  No, I know where light is. I, I, I have access to my peripheral vision. This is crazy, you're getting scolded by Michael Bay for a towel commercial. It was, it, it. What's it, in the commercials for Pepsi, though? Yeah. Oh, okay. Right, so then I go, I'll do it again, right? And then, and then he goes, I didn't do it. And he goes, what are you doing? And I go, well, the towels are in my face, you know what I mean? And I don't know how to, you know what I mean? Yeah. She comes behind the camera, tries to adjust my face. It took 25 times. Oh, no. Yeah, it was bad. Damn.

• 7:04Speaker 06

  Were the towels blocking your face?

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 7:07Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  So I had to kind of put them in a way where the camera and then the lights hitting me, but also not looking at the camera, it was like a whole. And Kim Cattrall's getting pissed at you?

• 7:15Speaker 06

  Is she naked?

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, could now, now the water's getting colder.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her nipples got a little hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's getting colder and colder. No, she was wearing a bathing suit, and also there were suds, I think. Okay. Yeah, what is it?

• 7:28Speaker 00

  This one, right?

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Did they cut me out of it?

• 7:31Speaker 00

  I think you're cut out of it.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Is Stone Street in it?

• 7:34Speaker 00

  No, I think there's comments of you, people asking where you are, though.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I was cut out, yeah, yeah, I was cut out of it. Damn. Yeah.

• 7:41Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  It's, that was it, though. Yeah, so she's sitting there for like, three hours. She's just chilling. In that, about that, right?

• 7:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, what's the football theme of that? Was there football players in there?

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  Cat, I didn't see it, because I was cut out of it. Anyway, anyway, got to the point where at the end of the night, me and Eric are just standing there, and she goes to Eric, and she goes, you have a very big future in this business. Right? Oh, man. And then she comes to me, I'm not kidding you, she comes to me, locks eyes with me, and she stares at me, and then she just walks away. Wow. Yeah, and then Eric kind of looks at me and goes, I'm sorry, man, you know? And I go, I'm done.

• 8:20Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm cooked. Damn, that's like a Stephen King movie. Yeah, yeah. It's like, you're gonna be huge, you're gonna work with Andrew Santino for the rest of your life. It's gonna be brutal, dude. But this is 1998, 99, I don't know what the year was, but, and then, um, Brooke Shields is the same thing where, um, I was on. The other gay guy on Not a Fan? She's like, you're gonna be huge, she's like, you suck.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  Where she just wasn't, she would, you know, I was a serious regular on a pilot.

• 8:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  She just wouldn't talk to me or, you know, acknowledge my existence.

• 8:54Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  And it felt hurtful.

• 8:57Speaker 05

  That is fucked up. What the hell?

• 8:58Speaker 06

  That's awful.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  So, I mean, those are the two. You don't have any beefs?

• 9:01Speaker 05

  Do I have beefs? No, I've prepared them all. I feel like they're all fine.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too. I think I have too, for the most part.

• 9:07Speaker 06

  I feel like.

• 9:07Speaker 05

  That should be like.

• 9:08Speaker 06

  Bobby, you have a lot of beefs, I feel like.

• 9:10Speaker 05

  You know what hurt?

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do. I do.

• 9:11Speaker 06

  You do?

• 9:12Speaker 05

  I had one, uh, when I was a young comic. I was in Milwaukee and I'm a huge Knicks fan, obviously. I'm wearing the hat. But, you know, I'm, I'm playing the Milwaukee Comedy Cafe. Terrible fucking room.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  Great room.

• 9:24Speaker 05

  But.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  It sounds like a nightmare.

• 9:26Speaker 05

  I'm hanging out afterwards.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Coffee? What is it? What's going on here? Is there, is there coffee?

• 9:31Speaker 05

  No, I don't, you know what?

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  A hot press.

• 9:33Speaker 05

  I just called a cafe. What the fuck?

• 9:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:35Speaker 05

  But afterwards, they were like, you know what Latrell Sprewell drinks at that bar every night across the street? And I was like, oh, Spre was like my favorite player. He's the best. And she goes, he's there every night if you want to go in. I was like, not every night. We go in, he's fucking there.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 9:48Speaker 05

  Just drinking. And I was like, holy shit, Spre was my guy. So I, I went over to him and I was like, hey, man. Uh, I'm, I'm, I was wearing a Knicks sweatshirt. I was like, I'm a huge fan. He's like, all right. And I was like, uh, can I buy you a drink? He goes, I have a drink. And I'm like, thinking of any card. I'm like, uh.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but Sam, but Sam, are you a big comic at the point, at that point?

• 10:06Speaker 05

  No, it's like.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  What, what, what are you, what are you walking up to a fucking athlete like that?

• 10:10Speaker 05

  I was hypnotized. He was, he was a fucking hero of mine. I don't know. I don't do this.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  I was in the elevator with my biggest hero of all time.

• 10:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Athlete.

• 10:20Speaker 05

  Who?

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Thierry Henry.

• 10:22Speaker 05

  Oh, who is it?

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Thierry Henry.

• 10:24Speaker 05

  Oh, the, yeah, yeah, I know him.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  Who, who is he?

• 10:26Speaker 06

  Soccer player.

• 10:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:28Speaker 06

  French team.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  French, cat.

• 10:30Speaker 06

  What?

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  Cat's on the rise, opening up for Theo Von at Honda Center. Ooh.

• 10:36Speaker 06

  He's just got it.

• 10:36Speaker 05

  No one.

• 10:38Speaker 05

  So what do you say to him? To who? Henry? Henry, yeah. Henry Henry? Nothing. And he's, I have a fucking framed photo of him in my, in my house, in my room. By the way, why, why is there a chicken in your bathroom?

• 10:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was.

• 10:51Speaker 05

  What was that? That was not alive. Is there a camera in there? No, no, no. Look at that, like, wait a second. Yeah, no. I'm not having a good dick day. You know, my side. That's unfortunate. My side job is I'm a taxidermy. Do you really? You don't know that? Yeah. I could see you doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a panned upstairs. I had a bad moment with it, so that was a, like a minor moment that was rough. And then I, I see Spree and I was like, hey, uh, you should come to the comedy, I said, come to the comedy club. You said that to him? Yes, I said to Spree, well. Oh, it's embarrassing. I know, and he go, and he said, uh, don't count on it. Oh, my god. And then I went away like, oh my god, that was brutal. And then some other guy, I was with a, a woman from the comedy club and she goes, her boyfriend goes, I work for Bleacher Report, let me handle this. I'm like, what does that mean? I don't even know what that means. It's not the FBI, motherfucker.

• 11:36Speaker 05

  And he went over to me and I just see Spree will go, get the fuck, and I got off easy. Oh, my god. And then, uh, and then the lady, the bartender from the, uh, she came to the show the next night. The bartender was like, nah, he's like a cool guy, he's in a bad mood. Sure, sure. So she was like, uh, texting him, she goes, I'm texting Spree well about you, you like, it was a good, it was a good show. I'm with the comedian from the other night, he put on a good show. And Spree wrote, oh yeah, I remember that guy, really good guy. That's what he wrote back. Oh, lying bastard. And I was like, what? And she goes, I, I, I think he's just trying to fuck you, I don't think he cares about me. And she's like, yeah, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I met him years later and he was, he was a great guy. I had a sports show and he, he was a guest on it and he was so nice. Oh, really? Yeah, but he was the only guy that, like, I would do gags before the interviews where I'm like, can you like, fuck with me? And he was the only guy who wouldn't fuck with me. Yeah.

• 12:20Speaker 05

  And I think it's because he really did choke his coach out. So, so he's like, I don't, I don't want to be a pretend dick because I actually choked someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like any other, like, I had like C.C. Sebastian from the Yankees on and he would be like, he would fuck, like, all, other guys would mess with me. Wow. And he, he. What's the sports show called? It was called People Talking Sports. It was on the Knicks Network for like two years, it was fun as hell. It was, now, were you on the rise then or were you a nobody? I was a nobody, dude. I, I just had a sports show and, uh, it was fun. You have, you have a great radio voice. Thank you.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  You don't think you do?

• 12:50Speaker 05

  No, I'm waiting for the insult.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  No, there was no.

• 12:51Speaker 05

  And a face for radio.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, this was, look at that awful sweater. What the fuck was I doing? Oh, look at that camera on the rapper, and I made Anthony DeVito dress as Rob.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  Do you get that at McDonald's?

• 13:02Speaker 05

  That's a bad.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  I'll take the hamburger.

• 13:05Speaker 05

  That is like 1930's French prison. Yeah, I was gonna say mine.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  What's a terrible look, dude?

• 13:09Speaker 05

  I know, dude. I took a risk. I took a fucking risk, Bobby.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  That shirt's good. What is that, All Saints?

• 13:16Speaker 05

  No, I don't know what it is.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 13:17Speaker 05

  I don't know. What is it?

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Whack-a-Maria, huh? Oh, it's Zara.

• 13:21Speaker 05

  Oh, alright. Yeah, this is stretchy. I like the stretchy. Yeah, Cameron the Rapper was a guest. That guy fucking ruled.

• 13:27Speaker 06

  I love Cameron. Hey, Ma.

• 13:28Speaker 05

  Oh, my god, yeah. He was so.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  His name is Camra?

• 13:31Speaker 06

  Cameron.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  You don't know Cameron? New York.

• 13:33Speaker 05

  You don't know the song Welcome to New York City?

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 13:35Speaker 06

  No, he doesn't.

• 13:36Speaker 05

  Are you fucking Kenny Man?

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  New York.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it is?

• 13:41Speaker 05

  Welcome to New York City.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 13:43Speaker 05

  Welcome to New York City.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  No, but you know that song?

• 13:46Speaker 05

  Jay-Z's on that song.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  What's that one?

• 13:48Speaker 06

  Concrete Jungle.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  Alicia Keys. Is that Alicia? Yeah, that's Alicia Keys. I know that one. Is Alicia Keys Camera?

• 13:55Speaker 05

  Dude, he's a fucking man.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I don't know things.

• 13:59Speaker 06

  Cameron.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  I don't need to know. You know, I ran into, I was, I don't want to start another beef. I'm about to start another beef.

• 14:04Speaker 05

  Start a beef.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm about to start another beef.

• 14:07Speaker 05

  Who is it?

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  But I was on the plane flying from Cleveland back to LA Sunday.

• 14:12Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  And there was a comic for the last 25 years who I've been trying to like say hi to and talk to. And he little, I'm gonna get to it.

• 14:22Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  And he, alright.

• 14:23Speaker 05

  I don't know why I did that. I knew this was a song.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  I literally, I know, I know, but this does feel like a relationship thing where like a woman's like, and then I'm like, just fucking get to the ending.

• 14:32Speaker 05

  Just fucking get to it.

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:34Speaker 05

  Sorry, I don't know why I did that.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Should I cut the fat out?

• 14:36Speaker 05

  A little bit.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Or I'll go, so it was Corey.

• 14:39Speaker 05

  Maybe it could've been epic this story too, Bobby.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  It was Corey Holcomb.

• 14:43Speaker 05

  I know he's very funny. I've never met.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  So funny.

• 14:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  I was, I've always been a fan of Corey Holcomb.

• 14:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  And for the longest time, I would go, what's up, man?

• 14:52Speaker 05

  And he doesn't recognize you.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  Not only does he recognize you, there was a point where he wouldn't even like, he wouldn't even look my direction, really. I would go, what's up, dude? And he would just kind of walk by and stuff.

• 15:01Speaker 06

  Do you think he knows who you are?

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  So, no, what?

• 15:05Speaker 06

  Well, I'm not.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  That was like a back.

• 15:07Speaker 06

  I was just saying.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you just punched me in the face. I don't think he does, clearly. Would you say that to Theo?

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  You fucking arrogant piece of shit, on the rise. See, when these young people go on the rise, they start attacking their fucking people underneath. No, this dude, he's a funny guy, I like him. Yeah, he's a very funny man, but you know, so then it got to the point where I was like, you know, I'm never even gonna try. Right? So I'm on the plane, and he goes, "What's up, man?", like he is on the flight. And I, and, and also gonna say it, when you have like, I'm not gonna talk to him again, in my mind, I'm like, oh, you know what I mean? I'm never gonna say hi to him now. I'm done with him. Yeah, yeah. But then when he goes, "What's up?", I go, "What's up, man?!" He said hi to you? Yeah. I got way more, more excited. Yeah, yeah, I go, "What's up, Cory?! My man, you doing gigs?!" You know what I mean? I did that, one of those things.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Cause he fucking big timed you and then finally gave you a little. He gave me a lot, actually. Oh, really? It was almost as if we were like, you know, I mean, we're in the same platoon in Vietnam. Yeah. Like an old friend. Which side were you on? The other, the winning side. You know the winning side? I know. I was there at Hamburger Hill. We lost that one. Hamburger Hill, I was there. We fucking sucked. Damn, dude. Yeah, but, um, yeah. I love this guy. He's so talented. I love him for being nice to you, that's more important. Yeah, he was very nice, and then, um...

• 16:25Speaker 06

  Is he from Chicago?

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, Catbird, with his history?

• 16:31Speaker 06

  I didn't know he had a White Sox hat on.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, probably, oh. He's from, he's from Chicago. Jesus Christ, Columbo.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  That was fucking smooth. None of us caught that, that was good.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Yeah, we did not catch that. I guess we are wearing our hats. We're wearing our hats, yeah. Yeah. But, um, yeah. That was smooth. You know, there's, there's a group of comics that are not in our s- club scene. Yeah. And I'm a huge fan, like, you know, like, D Ray Davis. I never really, so funny, great actor. You know, everyone- You're just gonna rattle off black dudes, right? No, no, Gary, um, Owen. Black guy, basically. Yeah, ba- basically, but it's like, they don't, you're never on lineups with them. Yeah. Right, they're ne- they don't call in at the regular club, club night. Say what you want, I go on Chocolate Sundays all the time. I love Reuben's show. Yeah. Try to pop it, oh my god, Mark and I did that Netflix, uh, roast the year thing. Oh, yeah. And we, and we were running-

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Speaking of black shows.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  The timing was kinda crazy.

• 17:35Speaker 05

  We were running the set into the ground because he's just getting run the jokes and we did, we did the two shows we bombed on were the chocolate sundaes. Yeah.

• 17:44Speaker 07

  Y'all bombed the chocolate sundaes?

• 17:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, we did. Well, we did, we just did roast jokes. We're trying, we weren't even doing, I think we did stand up, we would have been fine, but they're just like, what? We're just like, and here's something, here's a Luigi Mangione joke and they're like, what?

• 17:56Speaker 06

  It's just a pie.

• 17:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, it was bad.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  I remember I did a block show at, uh,

• 18:00Speaker 07

  You ain't gotta say it like that, but go ahead.

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know what? Being a representative of your people, what should I say?

• 18:08Speaker 07

  Kind people, great people.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  So I did a kind show, in front of kind people. Now, do you know now the reference? I mean, if I say it to people?

• 18:17Speaker 07

  Yeah, they're gonna know. Kings and queens is what we,

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I did a show, a bunch of kings and queens.

• 18:22Speaker 07

  There we go.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. King Henry was there.

• 18:26Speaker 05

  I'm sick of king. I'm sick of hearing it.

• 18:28Speaker 07

  You're sick of it?

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have a friend who always goes, my friend goes, king, I am sick of it.

• 18:33Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  I had a cashier at Walgreens call me king. I'm like, I'm buying Stu soft.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  We have to do fucking king with everything. Have a good day, king.

• 18:40Speaker 07

  Alright, king, have a good one, king, yeah.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm, I'm over it. During the land of kings and queens, I wouldn't even be a king. I would be the guy that was like cleaning that fucking toilet.

• 18:48Speaker 05

  None of us would be kings.

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  What would you be back then?

• 18:50Speaker 05

  A jester.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  You would be dead.

• 18:53Speaker 05

  Or a weasel. I'd be like a weasel guy who fucking,

• 18:56Speaker 07

  You didn't give me a tan.

• 18:57Speaker 06

  I think we'd both be dead, to be honest.

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  No, you, I know what, you're a wench.

• 19:01Speaker 06

  What the hell?

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:03Speaker 06

  What?

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Back then, look at your face.

• 19:05Speaker 06

  What?

• 19:05Speaker 05

  That wasn't,

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't care, dude. I, I, I, I'm done. I'm done with her, alright?

• 19:12Speaker 05

  I don't,

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  You'd be a fucking wench.

• 19:14Speaker 07

  Wait, so what would Sam be? What would you be?

• 19:15Speaker 05

  I, I, Someone who,

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  No, he plays a horn.

• 19:19Speaker 07

  A horn?

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  When the king and queen,

• 19:21Speaker 06

  What happened?

• 19:24Speaker 06

  Oh, like a bugle.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  A bugle, yeah, yeah.

• 19:26Speaker 05

  I'm power adjacent. I kinda like that. Yeah, that's alright.

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  Bobby introduced the room.

• 19:31Speaker 06

  Oh, what's the,

• 19:33Bobby Lee?

  Chat GPT that? Yes. Yeah, yeah.

• 19:36Speaker 05

  You guys really treat him like his first fucking podcast ever.

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'm not gonna. Okay. You know, because that, I don't like the way you did it. Tried to use a nice graphic. That was really nice.

• 19:46Speaker 06

  It was good.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean,

• 19:47Speaker 05

  You have so much help here.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 19:48Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  I know. We have Sam Morril.

• 19:51Speaker 05

  Hey, how are you?

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  Chappelle Lacy.

• 19:52Speaker 07

  Hi.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  Cat Bird.

• 19:54Speaker 06

  Hi.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  And, uh, we good? And I'm your host, Bobby Lee. Welcome to Tiger Bell.

• 20:00Speaker 02

  Woo! Honey!

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah!

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

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• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment.

• 20:31Speaker 03

  It's super easy. For example-

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  Like, my shoulder hurts.

• 20:33Speaker 03

  Well, let's go a little further than that. You've had some recent discoloration in your groin region.

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:39Speaker 03

  You're like, "Why is this getting darker?"

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  Why is it happening?

• 20:41Speaker 03

  Well, and we had to go look for a dermatologist, right?

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 20:44Speaker 03

  Because you're like, "Why are my balls so black?"

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he said it just like that. He did say, he went, "Why are my balls so black?" And he still doesn't know what's going on. He said they were shit stains over the years.

• 20:56Speaker 03

  You had some recent discoloration in your nether regions and you're like, "What's going on?"

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  Another world, I call it.

• 21:01Speaker 03

  Another world. And so we had to go find a dermatologist. What I love about Zocdoc, it makes it so easy. You can figure out which-

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  You know what he said? I was a Neanderthal, because it's so dark.

• 21:11Speaker 03

  It makes it so easy to find a doctor that takes your insurance and-

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  It's the best. Why wouldn't you do it for restaurants? I mean, people do it.

• 21:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, they do.

• 21:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:20Speaker 03

  Why not for doctors?

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Why wouldn't you do it for your health?

• 21:22Speaker 03

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• 21:37Bobby Lee?

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• 21:45Speaker 00

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• 21:59Bobby Lee?

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• 22:07Speaker 00

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• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  BlueChew isn't just a tablet, it's a cheat code for your crotch. Stronger, harder, longer lasting.

• 22:13Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 22:14Bobby Lee?

  Eteral.

• 22:15Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  Like someone gave your downstairs a pep talk and a gym membership. Guys, when you're in your 50s like I am, right? Sometimes your buddy ain't ready for the war.

• 22:25Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  And the war is coming.

• 22:27Speaker 00

  It's happening.

• 22:27Speaker 06

  He's asleep.

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's asleep, right? And what we're saying is that, hey buddy, put your helmet on, get your gun, right? And let's get into action.

• 22:36Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  Let's go into Normandy. And when I say Normandy, I mean a woman's vagina.

• 22:40Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, BlueChew is the original brand offering chewable tablets for better sex.

• 22:45Speaker 00

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• 23:00Speaker 02

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• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  Um, Chappelle, have we talked about London? What about it? We talk about it? What are you, what are you trying to talk about? Sam, let me say something. Let me ask you a question, right?

• 23:33Speaker 05

  Sure, yeah.

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  Um, if you get somebody laid...

• 23:37Speaker 06

  Whoa. Ooh.

• 23:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:42Speaker 06

  Did you get laid in London?

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't kiss until... Yeah, but let me know, I'm just...

• 23:46Speaker 05

  You got, how do you get him laid?

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  How do you get, what?

• 23:49Speaker 06

  He paid.

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  Like I ain't got no game, bro. Oh, I'm sorry, maybe I got it wrong. Excuse me.

• 23:56Speaker 06

  Okay, something's happening. Yeah.

• 23:59Speaker 05

  I can just already tell.

• 23:59Speaker 07

  Me and Bobby had sex.

• 24:01Speaker 05

  Wow. Dude.

• 24:03Speaker 07

  We said it.

• 24:04Speaker 06

  Who was the bottom?

• 24:05Speaker 05

  It was.

• 24:05Speaker 07

  Who was the bottom?

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  You want this cut out?

• 24:08Speaker 05

  So you guys, you gigged it, you gigged together?

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  That's not just a gig.

• 24:12Speaker 05

  That's just a gig?

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, so I'm in London. Can we talk, no, or no?

• 24:16Speaker 07

  I made out with someone.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  You, she made out, he made out with somebody. Okay, good.

• 24:20Speaker 05

  Cute lady?

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  Very hot. Super hot.

• 24:22Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  So, you know, I'm in London, you know what I mean? I find out that Chappelle's in London. You and me and Andrew are doing a gigantic show at the.

• 24:30Speaker 07

  Wembley.

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  Wembley Ovu Arena.

• 24:33Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. A lot of people came out, you know, and I go, you know what? I'll get Chappelle on the show. Do a little guesty guest. Right? I offered.

• 24:43Speaker 05

  That's nice.

• 24:43Speaker 07

  He offered, he offered a guest.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:45Speaker 07

  I didn't ask.

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  You did five minutes, seven minutes.

• 24:48Speaker 06

  That's pretty good.

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  And you killed it.

• 24:49Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  And then based on that, you made out with a very beautiful woman.

• 24:54Speaker 05

  Did, did you do more than make out or, or no?

• 24:57Speaker 07

  I, I don't do the whole sex before marriage thing.

• 24:59Speaker 05

  That's beautiful.

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 25:04Speaker 06

  Wait, what?

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what are you doing?

• 25:06Speaker 07

  Sam, for being so nice.

• 25:08Speaker 05

  I don't like the negativity that Bobby.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think I'm bringing negativity?

• 25:12Speaker 07

  I'm just. You were being so kind.

• 25:13Speaker 05

  I think, you know.

• 25:15Speaker 07

  And Bobby just, you just came in aggressive to, to my beliefs and my.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's switch gears then.

• 25:21Speaker 06

  Can I say anything?

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead, Cat.

• 25:22Speaker 05

  I like that women ask permission here. It's a good energy to, to bring around. Something we can institute into the whole.

• 25:30Speaker 07

  Oh my god.

• 25:32Speaker 06

  Well, I'm the wench of the, I still don't even know what that means. I don't, I have.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  Google wench from medieval area.

• 25:37Speaker 06

  Please.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  Medieval times.

• 25:39Speaker 06

  I'll do the accent.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:40Speaker 06

  Um, okay, so I think to play devil's advocate, I think that Chappelle probably could have kissed a really pretty woman without the seven minutes.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow. But not that specific one.

• 25:50Speaker 06

  Uh.

• 25:53Speaker 05

  But you know what? It does, I will say it takes the groundwork out if, if you.

• 25:57Speaker 06

  What the hell? Are you joking?

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  That's you.

• 26:00Speaker 05

  No, I think, I think.

• 26:00Speaker 06

  Which one of them is me?

• 26:02Speaker 05

  Is much better.

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  The guy to the far left.

• 26:06Speaker 05

  That's a fucking rough looking.

• 26:07Speaker 07

  Right, yeah.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  That shift you do to the left, that's you.

• 26:09Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or you would be, um, you think that, you would be a gypsy.

• 26:14Speaker 06

  Why?

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you what, you think you're in the royal family?

• 26:18Speaker 06

  I probably not, but I can, I can figure it out.

• 26:20Speaker 07

  Man, Bobby, why you just bringing us all down, bro?

• 26:23Speaker 06

  Well, I don't know, I was, well.

• 26:27Speaker 07

  Called her Winch, you said, I can't get a beautiful girl.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say that.

• 26:31Speaker 07

  Yes, you did. You said, the only way I could get is by doing seven minutes of standup comedy.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Is that what I said, Sam? Is that what I said?

• 26:38Speaker 05

  Well, you said. The comedy takes the groundwork out, as we all know.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:43Speaker 05

  You, you insinuated that he would not have gotten any ass if not for the bad friend.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I'm saying. I didn't insinuate shit since you went there, okay? All I said was that it just happens to be that he did a set on my show. And, you know, I mean, he, he, he got a woman that was at my show, no?

• 27:02Speaker 05

  Also, though, he killed so hard that it improved the quality of your show, right?

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  It actually made me angry that he killed my heart out.

• 27:08Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, he did. As soon as I got on stage, he goes, what the fuck?

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  It was 10,000 people, yeah, I was.

• 27:16Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 27:17Speaker 06

  That's awesome.

• 27:17Speaker 05

  10,000 is big, that's crazy.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was like, you know what I mean? You're gonna do that?

• 27:21Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  I thought you were gonna like try, experiment and do some new jokes.

• 27:26Speaker 07

  Yeah, just pull up, pull up on phone, 10,000, alright guys, I'm just trying.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what else? Your local London material or something.

• 27:32Speaker 07

  The what else?

• 27:34Speaker 06

  Have you been to weather spoons?

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  No, but you did kill, and, um, but I, so then remember that one girl that was hanging out with us?

• 27:41Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 27:42Bobby Lee?

  And you thought that I had a shot with her?

• 27:43Speaker 07

  I, I, yes.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 27:46Speaker 07

  Dog, I believed in you.

• 27:47Speaker 05

  You didn't make it happen?

• 27:48Speaker 06

  Why, what, was she way out of your league?

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  She was way out of my league.

• 27:52Speaker 06

  Sorry.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:53Speaker 06

  I don't think that's me.

• 27:53Speaker 07

  I don't, Bobby.

• 27:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, but that's never stopped you before. You've been, you get hot chicks all the time.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  No, some.

• 27:59Speaker 07

  Bobby.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 28:00Speaker 07

  I believed in you that night.

• 28:01Speaker 06

  Was she young?

• 28:03Speaker 07

  In her 30s, early 30s?

• 28:05Speaker 06

  That's really, that's pretty young, that's very young.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, that's young for who?

• 28:10Speaker 07

  Yeah, right?

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  For me?

• 28:11Speaker 06

  Just for normal people.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  You look good right now, you have to look.

• 28:14Speaker 07

  Yeah, you actually look really, really good. Skin is glowing. What is going on here?

• 28:20Speaker 07

  But here's the thing, we all, we all. From all sides! No, we all.

• 28:23Speaker 06

  No, we're giving you love.

• 28:24Speaker 07

  Yeah, we gave you love.

• 28:25Speaker 06

  You gave you love.

• 28:26Speaker 07

  We gave you love.

• 28:27Speaker 06

  And you gave us anger.

• 28:28Speaker 07

  Yeah, you gave us anger.

• 28:30Speaker 06

  You called me a gypsy whore!

• 28:33Speaker 07

  You said whore.

• 28:34Speaker 06

  You called me a whore! You called me a retarded whore!

• 28:37Speaker 07

  Yeah, I heard retarded whore.

• 28:38Speaker 06

  There was retarded whore!

• 28:40Speaker 07

  Retarded whore.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so why did, how'd you blow with this girl, what happened?

• 28:43Speaker 07

  How'd you blow?

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  I didn't blow it! Well, did you, did you make out with her? No! Shemel, Shemel made out after.

• 28:50Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  It was.

• 28:52Speaker 07

  But here's the thing, listen, I, I thought, listen, I felt the chemistry.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 28:57Speaker 07

  I thought the chemistry was there.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, there was verbal hints, there are verbal hints that I lock on to.

• 29:02Speaker 06

  What are the verbal hints?

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  Like, please stop?

• 29:07Speaker 06

  No means no?

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 29:10Speaker 07

  No, because we, we went to a very nice restaurant that she recommended.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  You brought her out too?

• 29:15Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  Everyone was there, Andrew is.

• 29:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, we were.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  You take her to dinner, what went wrong?

• 29:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  She was a socialite.

• 29:23Speaker 06

  A British socialite.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  A British socialite.

• 29:25Speaker 06

  Oh, those are different.

• 29:26Speaker 07

  She was funny as fuck, bro.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  She was very funny too.

• 29:29Speaker 07

  She was super funny.

• 29:29Speaker 06

  What the hell?

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  But she was also, because she was funny, because she's a socialite, because she was beautiful. She was beautiful, right?

• 29:36Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she had all the things, in my mind, I'm like, already it's like, there's just no way.

• 29:44Speaker 06

  No, I think you can close.

• 29:45Speaker 07

  He could have closed it, because I saw, I saw, I saw her kiss him on the cheek, and I was like, oh, he's got it.

• 29:50Speaker 06

  That's a friend.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  That's what socials, that's what European socialites do.

• 29:54Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah. Oh, if I take a kiss on the cheek, I'm like, oh, I'm getting it.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  You're reading it wrong.

• 29:57Speaker 07

  No?

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  You're reading it wrong.

• 29:58Speaker 07

  What?

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  That's a friendzone move, that sucks.

• 30:02Speaker 06

  That's it.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  That's what I read. Thank you. That's what I read.

• 30:05Speaker 07

  You, you, he's.

• 30:06Speaker 05

  I do like that he saw a kiss on the cheek. He was like, dude, he's it.

• 30:10Speaker 05

  Like Bobby, you could be my brother. He's like, dude, this chick's gonna fuck Bobby. Dude, you, so.

• 30:16Speaker 07

  But you literally just called it though.

• 30:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. No, the kiss on the cheek is bru- it's.

• 30:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  It's nothing.

• 30:20Speaker 05

  It's poison.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  It's poison. Yeah. It's more like, bonjour.

• 30:23Speaker 06

  You're BFFs.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? That kind of thing.

• 30:25Speaker 05

  So you couldn't close in, uh.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  I can't close in one day.

• 30:28Speaker 05

  But you, I feel like you get laid after shows all the time.

• 30:30Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  I, I can I be honest with you?

• 30:32Speaker 07

  Be honest.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  In the amount of time I've been doing comedy since the nineties, um, after shows, I've probably been laid, and this is 30 years, four times.

• 30:42Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 30:43Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 30:44Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just can't, I'm so picky, but.

• 30:48Speaker 06

  Is that because you're too?

• 30:49Speaker 07

  Is that that bad?

• 30:50Speaker 00

  I just typed in girls nineties Bobby Lee.

• 30:52Speaker 06

  Did you close the deal with her?

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:55Speaker 07

  Yeah, what about her?

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, yeah.

• 30:59Speaker 05

  But did you?

• 31:01Speaker 05

  Were, were you like?

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe that's out on the internet.

• 31:04Speaker 00

  Why is it on the internet?

• 31:05Speaker 05

  Were you intrigued by this woman? Cause you were like, it's gonna be a tough one.

• 31:08Speaker 06

  The body language is crazy, by the way. I just want you to see, cause you're.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  My body language?

• 31:12Speaker 07

  Bro, look how far away you are.

• 31:15Speaker 07

  His fucking hand is like.

• 31:16Speaker 05

  What is? Holy shit. Is that actually you?

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's me.

• 31:19Speaker 05

  Oh my God. Oh, I thought it was like a racist prank. I didn't know that was you. That doesn't even look like you.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it does. That's me, dude.

• 31:26Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's nineties me.

• 31:28Speaker 07

  You look better now.

• 31:29Speaker 05

  You do look better now.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, back then that was the style though.

• 31:32Speaker 07

  What?

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  I mean, back then people, I would walk around and go, oh, that's good.

• 31:37Speaker 06

  She looks so uncomfortable.

• 31:39Speaker 07

  No, back, back, listen, back to what Sam was saying, the friend zone thing. You literally called it, cause, uh, he's, you said that, you're like, ah, I think it's a friend zone thing.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. My instincts, my instincts are right.

• 31:48Speaker 05

  And I literally said. But was she flirting with you at first or no?

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 31:52Speaker 07

  Bro, yes. She kissed you on the cheek.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  He just said what that meant. You don't listen?

• 31:57Speaker 06

  British people are weird, cause they're like, they're very like socially flirty and they'll, they'll do the kiss on the cheek and, oh, I love you. Talk to you later.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. She also knows all these football stars. I know him. I know Benny White.

• 32:09Speaker 06

  Football soccer?

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:10Speaker 06

  Soccer football.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  She's so, and she's like, oh no, we're friends. You know what I mean?

• 32:13Speaker 05

  Probably banged Henri later that night, dude. Fucking hero.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Fall back.

• 32:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But she was above my league, I think.

• 32:20Speaker 05

  I don't do.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  You think there are women that are above your league?

• 32:23Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  There we go then.

• 32:25Speaker 06

  Brooke Fields.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  Do you believe that?

• 32:25Speaker 05

  No.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I believe in you more than I believe in me.

• 32:28Speaker 05

  I'm that guy.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't.

• 32:29Speaker 05

  I believe in my friend.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  I believe in me less than I believe in you. Yeah, I don't believe in myself at all.

• 32:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, but that's how we all.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  Do you believe in yourself?

• 32:37Speaker 05

  We have, none of us fucking.

• 32:37Speaker 07

  Do you believe in yourself?

• 32:38Speaker 06

  Um, sometimes.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, how's the dating going?

• 32:42Speaker 06

  I'm not dating right now. Well, I'm single, but I'm not dating.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:45Speaker 06

  Well, I'm single.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, she was, she was, she just got out of a marriage.

• 32:48Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm sorry.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:49Speaker 05

  Or good, I don't know.

• 32:50Speaker 06

  It's good, it's good.

• 32:53Speaker 05

  Is it good that you're out?

• 32:54Speaker 06

  I'm, it's good that I'm out, yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 05

  Are you in pain still, or no?

• 32:57Speaker 06

  No, no, I'm not.

• 32:58Speaker 07

  No pain.

• 32:59Speaker 06

  No, I'm, I'm good.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  Are you alone?

• 33:03Speaker 07

  You wench.

• 33:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, no.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Fucking dirty wench.

• 33:05Speaker 05

  Are you, are you like, you're not going on, you don't go on dates though at anything yet?

• 33:08Speaker 06

  Um, no, I've been on a few dates, actually, but they, they always want to get to know you, which I don't want them to know.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you just want to smash?

• 33:15Speaker 06

  Well, no, I don't want to smash.

• 33:16Speaker 07

  Sounds like it.

• 33:17Speaker 06

  Okay, rela, okay, you guys can talk about.

• 33:19Speaker 05

  This is not a stereotype I've heard about men. You know what the problem with men is? They just, they just want to get to know.

• 33:26Speaker 05

  Is that, is that really what the absolute life?

• 33:27Speaker 07

  What does you mean?

• 33:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, women, women in their dating profiles, no men looking to just get to know me, okay? She's on a date with Justin Martindale.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  He's gay, by the way. No, we got, Bobby, we got it. He is gay, by the way.

• 33:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 33:44Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, so they wanted, they go, um, so what are your dreams and aspirations?

• 33:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, there's just a lot of like talky talky, like, you know, can I come to your show?

• 33:55Speaker 07

  But what do you want?

• 33:56Speaker 06

  Just like, I want to, um, just, you know.

• 34:01Speaker 07

  Say it loud and say it proud.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  Have you, have you slept with anyone since the marriage?

• 34:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 34:05Speaker 05

  Oh, good.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 34:06Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 34:07Speaker 07

  No, you can do that.

• 34:08Speaker 06

  Well, you just said, why'd you do that face?

• 34:10Speaker 07

  Oh no, I didn't know, because I, me, I'm a little fucking, I don't know. I probably, it probably take me, after I, my ex and I broke up, I went celibate.

• 34:17Speaker 06

  Okay, well, now I'm a wench. What the hell?

• 34:20Speaker 07

  I was, I was celibate for like three years.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  You were celibate before that.

• 34:22Speaker 07

  Fuck off.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Virgin?

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're a virgin, dude.

• 34:27Speaker 07

  I'm, I'm not a virgin. I get down.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you do, dude.

• 34:30Speaker 07

  I get down.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  You're.

• 34:31Speaker 07

  Bobby, you don't think I get down?

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  To me.

• 34:33Speaker 07

  Look at me.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  You feel the most asexual black I've ever met.

• 34:35Speaker 07

  Bitch.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Dude, Sam, you used to cheerlead.

• 34:40Speaker 05

  Did he really?

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  In high school.

• 34:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, but those guys got chicks, dude.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Are you sure?

• 34:44Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 34:44Speaker 07

  I always see them like, "We're cheerleading." Bitch, I was never like that.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  You were?

• 34:48Speaker 07

  No.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  You were the foundation, they needed you.

• 34:51Speaker 07

  Yeah, they needed me. No, big I am.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when the big black guys? Not black guys, but black.

• 34:55Speaker 07

  Why's it gotta be big black?

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, when the big kings and queens?

• 34:59Speaker 07

  I was like, "Yeah, thank you."

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  I forgot, I forgot the terminology. You know what I mean?

• 35:03Speaker 05

  The kind people.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  The kind people, when they're...

• 35:05Speaker 07

  No, I, I, you know, women are attracted to me, bro.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's not what I said. I'm just saying that you're not, you seem just like, okay, there are some comics that you meet, and I'm sure they're like hound dogs, and, you know what I mean, and, oh, they could be very sexual.

• 35:19Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  But to me, they read asexual. You know what I mean, there he is.

• 35:23Speaker 05

  Whoa, that's impressive.

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  That's impressive, dude, that's amazing.

• 35:26Speaker 07

  Hey, look at my dick in those shorts.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Now, did you ever drop anybody?

• 35:32Speaker 07

  I mean, nah, it was good, bro.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:34Speaker 06

  You never dropped one person?

• 35:35Speaker 07

  Nah, I broke a girl's collarbone, but...

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:38Speaker 05

  But that was out of practice.

• 35:42Speaker 07

  Yeah, I was just out here beating white, little white girls, bro.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're strong.

• 35:46Speaker 07

  No, I am strong, but like, uh, yeah, you're right, alright, you got me figured out, I can't even front.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 35:51Speaker 07

  I'm a little, I, I, I, I've turned down sex.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 35:55Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever turned it down?

• 35:57Speaker 05

  Have I ever turned, yeah, in my life, probably, but it was probably like, yeah, I can't locate that memory.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:03Speaker 07

  Yeah, you can't?

• 36:04Speaker 05

  I'm sure it's happened. I'm sure it's happened, but...

• 36:07Speaker 07

  I know, right? Cannot locate.

• 36:08Speaker 05

  No, I'm fucking reckless, I'm reckless, dude, I, I got out of something, so I'm just, I'm reckless, and I'm...

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, now you are?

• 36:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um...

• 36:14Speaker 07

  What about you, have you turned down sex?

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  You know, I, um...

• 36:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, but it was Louis Anderson.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  His ghost.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  No, um, um, yeah, I've turned it down.

• 36:31Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 36:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, yeah, um...

• 36:34Speaker 05

  That's beautiful.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Also...

• 36:35Speaker 07

  Have you turned down sex?

• 36:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, I've turned it down.

• 36:37Bobby Lee?

  Of course, women turn it down all the time, right?

• 36:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I turn it down.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, did people just walk up to you, "Hi, I'm a stranger, will you wanna have sex?", that kinda thing, or no?

• 36:43Speaker 06

  All the time, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just go into...

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  Guys just hit on you all the time?

• 36:47Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no, I don't think they hit on me all the time.

• 36:49Speaker 07

  Yes, you're pretty.

• 36:51Speaker 06

  Thanks.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, as, as a comedy store employee, you're probably the, one of the prettier ones.

• 36:57Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 36:58Speaker 07

  Did you say that, oh, you wanna keep that in?

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  So nice.

• 37:02Speaker 06

  What is happening right now?

• 37:04Speaker 05

  This is not a good idea.

• 37:06Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Is that, why is that crazy?

• 37:08Speaker 00

  No, it's great.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, say what you want. You're one of the, you're one of the better looking employees at a club I go to.

• 37:16Speaker 06

  That's almost a compliment.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, we have some characters there, that's all I'm saying.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Some zany little characters, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's like Fraggle Rock.

• 37:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, I always use that reference and no one knows what it is.

• 37:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  You know what Fraggle Rock is?

• 37:31Speaker 05

  I know, I, it's before my time, I'm aware of what it is.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what, what is it?

• 37:34Speaker 05

  It's a fucking show, right?

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, okay dude, don't get angry.

• 37:37Speaker 05

  I'm angry.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  That's the Comedy Store employees.

• 37:40Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  That's the cast photo.

• 37:43Speaker 05

  Now it's fun.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  Employee photo. Anyway, um, let me ask you, I was at a, I was out the other day with a friend and it was somebody at this restaurant that was pretty attractive.

• 37:53Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  Like, oh, look how attractive that individual is, that's how I said it, you know what I mean?

• 37:58Speaker 06

  Not.

• 37:58Speaker 05

  That's very nice.

• 37:59Speaker 06

  He said, "Look at that sexy bitch."

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I didn't say that. I go, yeah. And then my buddy was like, "Go talk to her," and I go, "Nah," I didn't, but, um, is that something that you've ever done?

• 38:09Speaker 05

  Got, like, talked to a person at a bar?

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  A stranger, no, you're at a restaurant.

• 38:12Speaker 05

  Not at a restaurant, but a bar.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we were at a restaurant, would you do it at a restaurant?

• 38:16Speaker 05

  Restaurant's weird.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  It's weird, right?

• 38:17Speaker 05

  Were they working?

• 38:18Speaker 06

  Were they?

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, they were just a patron.

• 38:21Speaker 06

  Were they eating and you're supposed to just go over there?

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  They had just sat down, they ordered drinks and my-

• 38:25Speaker 05

  What do you say to her?

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say anything, my buddy, my bui, we're on a different table and my buddy was like, "Go say hi," and I go, "I've never done that, I'm never gonna do that."

• 38:33Speaker 06

  Still are sparkling.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 38:37Speaker 05

  You didn't, yeah, you didn't go-

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  Would you, you, you said you've never done it.

• 38:40Speaker 05

  I wouldn't do it in a restaurant.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying, it's so hard to do it.

• 38:43Speaker 05

  Where would you do it?

• 38:44Speaker 06

  If someone came up to me-

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  A bar, yes.

• 38:45Speaker 05

  A bar invites that stuff. Yeah.

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:47Speaker 05

  But, yeah, restaurants. Restaurants is weird.

• 38:49Speaker 06

  I'd feel like if you came up to me at a restaurant, I'd be like, "Who is this employee talking to?"

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  Why I look like a busboy? What are you trying to say?

• 39:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:02Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 39:02Speaker 05

  You're now even for your, uh...

• 39:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:04Speaker 05

  For my half heart.

• 39:06Speaker 06

  Fraggle rock or whatever you're talking about.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  One of the prettier busboys.

• 39:11Speaker 05

  That was good.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  A real good one, George. Shut the fuck up, guy. Okay, guy? Good one, though. Yeah, yeah. What a zinger.

• 39:21Speaker 05

  In a bar, I'll, I'll approach.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's talk about areas where you wouldn't, we wouldn't, okay?

• 39:27Speaker 06

  Yoga class.

• 39:28Speaker 05

  Most places other than...

• 39:29Speaker 07

  Most places, yeah. Gym.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 39:31Speaker 05

  I, oh my god, my friend dancing...

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Bootcamp.

• 39:33Speaker 05

  We'd be on the, we'd be on the subway and he'd just be like, "Hey, how are you?" And they'd be like...

• 39:37Speaker 07

  Oh!

• 39:39Speaker 05

  Like, "I'm with you, please stop doing this."

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:41Speaker 05

  And he would just do it.

• 39:42Speaker 07

  You're more trying to commute, oh.

• 39:43Speaker 05

  Yeah. Oh, it's, in a trapped enclosed space, it's a no fuck.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Funeral.

• 39:47Speaker 05

  Funeral.

• 39:47Speaker 06

  I think go for it.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Funeral?

• 39:49Speaker 05

  Afterwards, maybe.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, after the...

• 39:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, there, there's...

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Were there parties afterwards?

• 39:53Speaker 07

  Everyone's vulnerable after.

• 39:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's...

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they've been done crying?

• 39:56Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 39:56Speaker 05

  After's okay, at the fucking, when they're burying the body, no.

• 39:59Speaker 07

  Yeah, not, yeah, not, yeah, not during the body drop.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  So what would you say, like, let's say I'm a girl, I'm at a funeral, right? We're at the after thing, and I'm just like...

• 40:05Speaker 05

  Life is short, man, you gotta, you gotta go for it.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "Yeah."

• 40:09Speaker 07

  What the...

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  And I, and I go, "Yeah, what do you mean?"

• 40:11Speaker 05

  Uh, it's just, you know, you never know what could happen. One day you're here, the next you're not.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are you hitting on me?

• 40:17Speaker 05

  No, no, I'm just saying.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:19Speaker 05

  Anything could happen, you know?

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anything, anything could happen, yeah.

• 40:22Speaker 05

  You know, anything.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, my husband just... My husband just died?

• 40:26Speaker 05

  Your husband died?

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the funeral we're at.

• 40:28Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  That little fucked up sound that you're hitting on me right now.

• 40:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you're wearing a pretty revealing outfit.

• 40:35Speaker 05

  I mean, you're kinda asking for it a little bit. You have a nice rack and...

• 40:41Speaker 05

  You seem, you seem kinda horny for a funeral, weird.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:44Speaker 07

  Dude, you're good at that, I would fumble.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  I would fumble, I would fumble.

• 40:47Speaker 07

  I would fumble so, I'm not good at it.

• 40:48Speaker 05

  Gotta keep your head down.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  That's funny, that's good, I think that's a good, that's a good angle.

• 40:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:53Speaker 06

  What, you're wearing a revealing outfit angle?

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  No, I think you should, yeah, I think you...

• 40:57Speaker 05

  You gaslight a widow at her funeral and you say, like, "You're kind of a whore." And, uh, I think it works.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Maybe that would work, maybe.

• 41:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, no. You suggest it, you don't say it.

• 41:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:07Speaker 05

  You say, you tell her she wants it.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  Have you hit on anybody, like, a guy, ever?

• 41:10Speaker 06

  Um, oh yeah, I've approached guys at bars, for sure.

• 41:14Speaker 07

  Really?

• 41:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:15Speaker 05

  What's your opener?

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:16Speaker 06

  Hey.

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 41:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:19Speaker 07

  That's all a guy needs, honestly.

• 41:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  And then God goes. Women need more. I feel like I gotta make them laugh.

• 41:23Speaker 06

  But, yeah, here's the thing, because some, sometimes my friends go up and they like will ask for drinks from a guy. They'll just be like, oh, will you buy me a drink?

• 41:32Speaker 07

  Really?

• 41:32Speaker 06

  Yeah. And I can't do that. I don't know. I feel bad. I feel like I have to like make out with you now if I, you know, the drink means we.

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  That's great. We need more women like this. It's low self-esteem.

• 41:42Speaker 06

  Yes, yeah. I feel like, you know, you can't just go, don't you think? Isn't that?

• 41:46Speaker 07

  Yeah, it is kind of crazy.

• 41:47Speaker 06

  But maybe, okay, yeah, maybe, yeah.

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  Would you?

• 41:50Speaker 07

  How many drinks have you bought for women before?

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, many.

• 41:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:52Speaker 07

  Really?

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  And I've had that happen. Where they'll go, girl, can you buy me a drink?

• 41:56Speaker 07

  And you've done it?

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I buy it to them, and then they go, buy!

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  And they just leave. And you're like, what the? Yeah, that's happened to all of them.

• 42:05Speaker 07

  Yeah?

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, of course that's happened.

• 42:07Speaker 07

  Really? Of course, yeah.

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  You get fucking, you get played, sure. You get played, yeah. Yeah. I get also, um, I don't know about you, but, you know, since, you know, I was in a relationship with Khalyla for so long, and so then in the beginning of.

• 42:19Speaker 07

  I didn't know that.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know that.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  That's how fucking nice people, kind people could talk. You guys are like. You guys are like a model for how to stay friends. I mean, it's crazy. Yeah, yeah.

• 42:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, perfect.

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  So but afterwards, you know, you know, I hooked up with, and then, you know, sometimes they'll hit me up because they need money. That's called prostitution, Bob. No, like, you know, I can't pay my rent, this and that, can you help? And I help them.

• 42:44Speaker 07

  No, you don't.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do. How much are we talking?

• 42:47Speaker 07

  Now, okay, so, yeah.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Is that bad?

• 42:49Speaker 06

  That, I don't think.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  How much money?

• 42:51Speaker 06

  I don't think that's good.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  What's the most you've ever given one of these people?

• 42:54Speaker 06

  Sam is so.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  A grand. That's not awful. That's not awful. It's, yeah.

• 42:58Speaker 07

  Man, give me a grand!

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. No, but they, no, but the, it, it depends on what the text is, or what the message is.

• 43:06Speaker 07

  So you'll straight, you'll straight, you'll, a girl that you met.

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  That I hooked up with maybe once or something.

• 43:11Speaker 07

  And you will buy, you will, you will fucking pay their rent.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel like it's like, you know what I mean? It was so disgusting hooking up with you that I think you owe me money.

• 43:20Speaker 06

  What?

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  In my mind, that's what it is. Yeah, but that's.

• 43:22Speaker 07

  That's, that's, that's your own fault.

• 43:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  That's not good.

• 43:26Speaker 07

  Yeah, right, yeah.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  That's me?

• 43:28Speaker 06

  They, they never say that.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's true, but it's also.

• 43:32Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 43:33Speaker 07

  Okay, but was the sex good?

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, you know, can I be honest? I don't want to talk about sex because, you know, the last couple that we've done is a lot of sexuality. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 43:42Speaker 07

  I'm asexual, so.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What'd you ask, then?

• 43:46Speaker 05

  Was the sex with the woman who's demanding money from you good? Is the question. When we spell it out, probably not, I think.

• 43:51Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  I don't, you know, can I be honest with you? I don't, I can't judge, like, I've never seen, like, I'm doing a special, so now I'm looking back at sets that I do, but I've never, I'd never done that before. I don't really reflect on, I have no, like, opinion about what my style is or how well I did, or...

• 44:10Speaker 05

  Sometimes, you know. I, I had one recently, I was like, I was bad.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:15Speaker 05

  It was really bad.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  A bad?

• 44:17Speaker 05

  Yeah. She was not happy. She said, she said, "I'm not happy."

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 44:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 44:25Speaker 05

  Yes, what happened was I met her at a bar and we, I brought her home and, uh, she, I grabbed the condom and she was like, "What the fuck is that?" And I was like, "A condom?" And she was like, "You think I'm dirty?" And I said, "No." In my head, yes, obviously.

• 44:41Speaker 05

  So, so she's like, "You don't get to fuck me if you wear that." And I was like...

• 44:44Speaker 07

  Whoa.

• 44:45Speaker 05

  I thought it was a strong argument.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:47Speaker 05

  And I didn't wear one.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 44:49Speaker 05

  And it did not last long and immediately, she was like, "Call me a car."

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 44:54Speaker 07

  Yeah, I, I probably would have done, I probably would have turned it down.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 44:57Speaker 07

  I probably would.

• 44:57Speaker 05

  I should have?

• 44:58Speaker 07

  If you're gonna force me to not use a condom, yeah.

• 45:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna live on that.

• 45:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 45:02Speaker 07

  I can't live on the edge like that.

• 45:04Speaker 05

  The way, the way she forced me to not put it on, dude, I was like, "This sucks, this unprotected sex."

• 45:11Speaker 05

  No, and then...

• 45:12Speaker 07

  You feel like you were a sinner?

• 45:13Speaker 05

  And the worst part is right after, she said, uh, well, I called her car, she goes, "What's my name?" And I was like, "Fuck."

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 45:21Speaker 05

  We were both hammered and I said, uh, this is a true story, I said, "Jazaman."

• 45:27Speaker 05

  Not Jasmine, I said Jasammon and she goes, what kind of name is Jasammon? And I was like, what's your name? And she goes, Janessa. And I was like, I wasn't even that far off. That's what I'm clear. And then I said, what's my name? And she didn't know mine either.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh. What you should have done is incorporated the name into a drunk talk afterwards.

• 45:45Speaker 05

  I should have.

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  So what's, what's my name? You go Jasammon, right? And she goes.

• 45:49Speaker 05

  Like, how do you spell your name again?

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:50Speaker 05

  That's a good way. But then, but then I called her a car and I screenshot it to her and she texts me, not even an Uber Black, and wrote, and this text got me.

• 45:59Speaker 07

  She sounds like a bully, bro.

• 46:00Speaker 05

  She's a bully. But this text made me laugh. She wrote, comes in 10 seconds, then calls me a Toyota Camry.

• 46:07Speaker 05

  And I was like, that's pretty funny.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  That's so funny. You gotta see her again. You gotta see Jasammon again.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I like her.

• 46:13Speaker 05

  And that's how I met your mother Jasammon.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

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• 46:25Speaker 07

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• 46:26Bobby Lee?

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• 46:30Bobby Lee?

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• 46:48Speaker 03

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• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

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• 47:03Bobby Lee?

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• 47:15Speaker 03

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• 47:33Bobby Lee?

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• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  Wow. That would make me want to stay inside, bro. Yeah, and that was funny. I don't give a shit. Let me, okay, let me ask you this. Yeah. If you met a girl, okay, you met a girl and you fly to Hawaii. Okay. So you did this? I did this. This is one of my favorite stories.

• 48:06Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:07Speaker 05

  Hypothetical.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  Hypothetically. Hypothetical. You met a girl, right? Yeah. You fly to Hawaii. To see her. You, you fly together from L.A. to Hawaii, right? And... How, how long into the relationship is this?

• 48:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  You met her for like a couple of weeks.

• 48:21Speaker 06

  And then you're like, "Let's go to Hawaii."

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  And then, yeah, you go to Hawaii. You're bold, dude. I know, I've done it. You're bold. And she goes, "Yeah, I just, I'm not attracted to you."

• 48:30Speaker 06

  In Hawaii?

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  She said that. In Hawaii, yeah. And you already had slept together? No.

• 48:34Speaker 05

  Just after?

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, yeah, yeah, I have. I slept with her one time and then when, when we're in the hotel room, she goes, "This is the reason why I got on Wegovy," I mean, whatever the... What is it? The weight, the weight drug. Oh, okay. And she goes, "I'm not attracted to you, I think you're fat." Oh, my God. It was a Friday night.

• 48:49Speaker 05

  She took the first-class flight to Hawaii.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, fuck her, dude. And then, on the way back, she wanted first class. Would you fly her back? I would, you should sit in first class and you should put her in the last row.

• 48:59Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  That's what I did. Did you really? Did. Well, she wanted first class and I said, "No, you get couch." Good for you. There you go. But what would you do? Yeah, that's hurtful. What would I do? Wait, so how many days were you guys there after? Two days, it was the worst two days of my life.

• 49:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  And what, what do you say after she says, "I'm not attracted to you"? I, she went to sleep and I went to the balcony and I was like, "Should I jump off there?"

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  It was the, it was literally a consideration. Wow. I was so down. That's hurtful. I was so down, I was having a cigarette on the balcony and we're pretty high up, I was gonna go, "I just..."

• 49:29Speaker 06

  No.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Instantaneous, I could die. No, don't do that. Then I thought, "Oh, well, Chelsea's on, Chelsea Handler's on, um, Ozzy and Biggie, but I'll just do that." Yeah.

• 49:38Speaker 06

  Maybe.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Chelsea saved your life. Yeah, she, she saved my life. Chelsea looks great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, um, I thought, and then the next day I was injecting and then I lost the weight.

• 49:47Speaker 06

  The next day you were in

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  She maybe this girl saved my life.

• 49:49Speaker 07

  Send her a picture and be like, what now bitch?

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think.

• 49:52Speaker 07

  No, don't do that. No? You don't wanna do that?

• 49:54Speaker 05

  I don't like that she went on this vacation with you.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  That's happened to me twice in my life.

• 49:57Speaker 07

  Twice?

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  In my life.

• 49:58Speaker 05

  Both in Hawaii?

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 50:00Speaker 06

  Why? What?

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Twice.

• 50:01Speaker 07

  Oh, that's my other favorite one too.

• 50:03Speaker 05

  This is how you test next girl. Take her to like fucking Tacoma or something. Show that you're like, you don't get a good trip.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  Lubbock, Lubbock, Texas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or Waco, cuz I've always wanted to see those, that grounds where that happened.

• 50:15Speaker 07

  Where that shit happens.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so.

• 50:16Speaker 05

  Historian. It's a very romantic getaway.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  But I, no, I won't do that again. I know.

• 50:21Speaker 07

  Please don't.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, because, what?

• 50:23Speaker 07

  I said, please.

• 50:24Speaker 05

  Why are you going on vacation with girls you barely know though? That's, that's my question.

• 50:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, what, yeah.

• 50:28Speaker 05

  To me, that's like a, a wait.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  Because there, there, there had been women that had already made out with or had via sex with.

• 50:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  And then they used the, you know, this is.

• 50:36Speaker 07

  That's not an immediate Hawaii trip.

• 50:38Speaker 05

  I agree.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  I was already going.

• 50:40Speaker 06

  I've never been, oh.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  Oh, so for a gig?

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or, yeah.

• 50:44Speaker 06

  Oh, so they just tagged along?

• 50:45Speaker 05

  I thought it was a straight up vacation.

• 50:46Speaker 07

  He was already going.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for, yeah, cuz one of them was the. Tiger Belly show. The Tiger Belly show?

• 50:50Speaker 07

  Oh, okay.

• 50:51Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 50:51Speaker 07

  All right.

• 50:52Speaker 06

  Well, if she's tagging along, that's different than an intentional vacation with someone else.

• 50:56Speaker 05

  I, no, you still can't take a first class ticket from someone. That's not cool.

• 51:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think so either.

• 51:01Speaker 05

  I don't like it.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it either.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  I, I fucking hate her, dude.

• 51:06Speaker 05

  Does it make you mad Bobby? Does it?

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  It makes me so mad, yeah. But then I blocked, I blocked them immediately. Yeah, I have nothing.

• 51:11Speaker 05

  You blocked her?

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. I block them.

• 51:13Speaker 05

  Respect.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Don't text me again, you know?

• 51:15Speaker 07

  Damn.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've been pretty good.

• 51:17Speaker 07

  Did you block the person you, you, uh, paid their rent? Did you block that person?

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  I didn't pay their, oh, yeah, their electrical bill and stuff.

• 51:23Speaker 07

  Oh, you paid their electrical bill?

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Electrical bill?

• 51:25Speaker 05

  Did your accountant ever pull you aside like, what's happening?

• 51:28Speaker 07

  Yeah, right.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Who, my accountant?

• 51:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Clash of Clans.

• 51:32Speaker 05

  Yeah?

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  You know what Clash of Clans is?

• 51:33Speaker 05

  No.

• 51:34Speaker 07

  You spend a lot of money on that?

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  I spent like ten thousand dollars.

• 51:37Speaker 05

  What is that?

• 51:37Speaker 07

  There's no way, bro.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:38Speaker 07

  It's a video game.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  It's like a mobile video game and my accountant was like, you, you gotta stop.

• 51:43Speaker 05

  Dude, what?

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  Is this also when I wasn't doing well?

• 51:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  He's like, you're, you know, come on, man. We have a mortgage to pay. SimCity? Yes, Sim, that was another one.

• 51:53Speaker 05

  You're building a fake house and not paying out your actual house.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing? Yeah, yeah. It got bad. So I don't do, I don't do, um, in-app purchasy games anymore.

• 52:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's wild.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's wild. Yeah. You've never spent money on a, on a video game? No, I'm fucking thirty-eight, bro.

• 52:11Speaker 05

  I don't really play video games anymore. They're too addictive. I can't, I don't have the willpower to, I'll play like 2K with a friend or something, but that's it.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I've been playing Cyberpunk 2077. I love it.

• 52:22Speaker 05

  It looks fun.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  It's been ten hours a day. It's consumed my life.

• 52:26Speaker 05

  It's too much.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  It's a lot.

• 52:27Speaker 05

  I, I don't like, I don't like the feeling of like doing that and then just you're like, you're done. You're like, what the fuck did I just do?

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:34Speaker 05

  It's like a waste.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I don't think that.

• 52:35Speaker 05

  Really?

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  No. I go, that was amazing. I, I was undetected in that area.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  And my sneak just went up, right? Not one detection. I, and it's some of these games, right? You see, there's like fifteen, twenty people in a building and you have to do the mission undetected. Right? So you have to time out when people go around certain corners and then you, you, you, you knock them out. And then you have to put them in like, you know what I mean, areas where people can't find them. And then when I do it perfectly, you know what I mean? I just go, I did it. And it feels good. You're that invested? Yeah.

• 53:09Speaker 06

  And you feel good about?

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel good about it. What do you mean? It's like accomplishing something or whatever.

• 53:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:19Speaker 05

  By the way, the girl from Hawaii has listened to this podcast. I made the right choice.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Because when you do something special that you'll get a bump, right? And, and the actual Xbox will go, you, you accomplished an achievement. Yeah, I mean, you're the shadow now.

• 53:33Speaker 05

  What about the hot games right now? Cause I don't even know, is like Call of Duty still a big one or?

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I had to stop doing that because I screamed too much.

• 53:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And, uh. Like screaming madness? No, I just scream in my house. Like, what the fuck?

• 53:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. Like screaming anger or whatever. Yeah, in anger. Yeah, yeah. I'll throw controllers. I can't play games like that anymore. Yeah, where I get rageful. Also ones like, remember that one, um, what was that one that I played where I, um?

• 53:58Speaker 00

  I mean, this one is your, your favorite.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this one's my favorite.

• 54:01Speaker 05

  What is this?

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  This is, um. Is that Zelda or something? No, this is, um, Stardew Valley.

• 54:06Speaker 00

  And that's Bobby with the creator.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's me and the creator of the game. And I was showing him my, um, I should start up a new farm. Bro, this is fucking.

• 54:16Speaker 05

  This is insane that people watch.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Twenty thousand hours.

• 54:18Speaker 05

  People watch people play video games. It's to me, it's like the most.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Actually, I've never done that. I'm guilty of that. I'm guilty.

• 54:24Speaker 05

  You watch?

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  I watch people play Mortal Kombat. Yeah, it's fun.

• 54:27Speaker 06

  I absolutely don't do that.

• 54:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't get it.

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Like when you, somebody has a skill set?

• 54:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm, I'm.

• 54:33Speaker 05

  I guess, I guess that's fair.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  Do you watch slam dunk competitions? I'm sure you have.

• 54:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, I have.

• 54:38Speaker 06

  I don't.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  And when you see a slam, let me finish. And Carl Lamone.

• 54:42Speaker 06

  Carl, Carl Lamone?

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Hall of Famer, like Carl Lamone. Carl Lamone or Spunky Johnson, right? Smokey Johnson? Spunky. Or whatever.

• 54:53Speaker 05

  Carl, Carl Malone, you know.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  Will Chamberlain.

• 54:56Speaker 00

  There we go.

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  Or some, whoever's playing. You know Carl Malone. Or Lamone. Right, Carl Lamone, any of these guys, The Mailman, is that what they call them?

• 55:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there we go, yeah. Or, um, Chambers from Phoenix Suns.

• 55:08Speaker 05

  Tom Chambers?

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:11Speaker 05

  What a pull.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. He said Carl Lamone.

• 55:15Speaker 05

  Carl Lamone was wrong.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway. And you see them doing a slam dunk, right? And you watch the way they do it and their moves.

• 55:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  And I'm sure you're the type that goes, "Yeah, that was fucking amazing. The arch and the pacing and the timing of it," you know what I mean? And we're sitting there going, "Why did you even watch that?"

• 55:35Speaker 06

  Wait, are you comparing you playing a video game?

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  No, watching, no, watching somebody, you know what I mean?

• 55:40Speaker 05

  You're comparing me watching a sport for like thirty minutes to you being like, "I'm gonna waste ten hours a day."

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I wasn't, no, that's not what I was saying. I was equating it to watching people play.

• 55:51Speaker 05

  Right.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  Like watching people do a move, you know what I mean? You know, in Warzone or something.

• 55:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Like, "Holy shit, he just wiped out a whole team by himself. How'd he do that?" It's the same equivalent, I think, to somebody.

• 56:03Speaker 05

  I don't think sports is the same to like video games.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, it, why?

• 56:08Speaker 05

  I just think it's harder to be a pro athlete. But I guess these gamers are making tons of money. Maybe I'm fucking wrong.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Sam, it's not.

• 56:15Speaker 05

  Yeah?

• 56:18Speaker 05

  Sam? It's not.

• 56:19Speaker 07

  So wait, being good at video games is hard, is what you're saying?

• 56:22Speaker 05

  Of course it's hard.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  It's so hard.

• 56:24Speaker 05

  But it's not the same level of hard.

• 56:26Speaker 07

  It's like.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 56:27Speaker 05

  So you think that Michael Jordan is the same level as like some fucking gamer?

• 56:32Speaker 06

  Well, no, because I mean.

• 56:33Speaker 05

  That was cool as shit, dude.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  That was dope.

• 56:35Speaker 05

  And that wasn't even like a highly rated dunk.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  And you know what? Guess what? I would watch that, but I don't want anyone ridiculing me, you know what I mean? When I'm watching this. Look at the head bump.

• 56:44Speaker 07

  Eric Gordon.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Did you see the head bump?

• 56:46Speaker 05

  Eric Gordon.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  From Carl Nash? Is that what's his name?

• 56:48Speaker 07

  Carl Nash, Steve Nash, bro.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it's like, look at that.

• 56:54Speaker 05

  That's pretty cool.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Look at that guy. Look at AIDS.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  Look at Dr. AIDS.

• 57:01Speaker 05

  I love that he's like, man, I gotta stop getting beef with people. Then he's like, oh, look, AIDS. AIDS guy over there.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  Is that me?

• 57:10Speaker 05

  That guy is, I love Dominique Wilkins.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Dominique Wilkins is great. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, I, I, I.

• 57:16Speaker 07

  And he's like. I'll tell his name. He's like.

• 57:18Speaker 05

  Five nine?

• 57:19Speaker 07

  Five nine, bro. He's five nine.

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  Cause some of these streamers, Sam, are making athlete, athlete money.

• 57:25Speaker 06

  But we don't know.

• 57:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, I just said that. It's crazy.

• 57:27Speaker 06

  We don't know any of their names, though. That's the thing.

• 57:30Speaker 07

  We know Michael.

• 57:30Speaker 06

  We know all these guys.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know their names either.

• 57:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, we just listed all these guys.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:34Speaker 05

  It's also like a more inspiring commercial to be like, I defied the odds. I'm Michael Jordan. I was cut from my JV team. It's not as exciting to see a guy who's like, I've been on my couch.

• 57:44Speaker 05

  Three years, all right, every day.

• 57:46Speaker 07

  You know how hard I worked to get this fucking chair, bro?

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  All right, maybe you have a point. You know what I mean? But they're just very talented, some of them. That's all my point.

• 57:53Speaker 07

  I, I get it. I like how your tone just changed. What the hell was that?

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my point is, you know what I mean? They, they work really hard.

• 57:59Speaker 07

  I think it's dope.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  And it's a skill set. You know what I mean? I don't want you to look down on it. Yeah.

• 58:03Speaker 07

  You gotta put hours in for that, for sure.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 58:05Speaker 06

  Do you have a favorite one? Do you have a name that you, a person that you know?

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• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, I did play, um, what's Destiny? With the number one Destiny guy, but I forgot his name. I had dinner with him, too. I forgot his name. But, you know, when I, dude, he was so arrogant. Really? Yeah, I mean, he's so nice to me, but the way he was sitting at dinner. And his, you know, he- Actually, I love this. His wife, his girlfriend was, like, you know, I mean, like, you know, one of those, like, you know, you know how you go on TikTok and they're like-

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  What? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or they, you know-

• 59:44Speaker 06

  Stroke?

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  No. Well, they have a full-blown stroke. No.

• 59:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know where they, you know, they do facial expressions and, and they- You don't want to sound on TikTok?

• 59:54Speaker 06

  Like S?

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  No, they go- Tourette's? No, no, no, no. What are we doing? No, just listen. Let me just explain it, okay? You'll see a girl, she's, you know, very Comic-Con-y, you know what I mean, cosplay. Oh, they'll do the thing with the eyes? And, and they'll, and they'll do facial expressions and different things, right? Yeah, but it just doesn't look like that. Okay, I know. I don't know how to do it. That's why, if I didn't know how to do it, I'd be, I'd be doing it on TikTok. Okay, let me just finish this guy. All right, go ahead, go ahead. This guy was sitting there, he's got one of, you know, his girl there, and he's very, he's like, yeah, you know what I mean?

• 1:00:25Speaker 07

  Like, stuff like this?

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  No. It's not, nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go.

• 1:00:30Speaker 07

  That's what you were doing. What is this supposed to say?

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, yeah, but do more of that. That she's not doing it right. There's more pro ones, you know what I mean?

• 1:00:39Speaker 07

  Aren't they dressed like anime characters?

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  That's what I just said Comic Con like.

• 1:00:42Speaker 07

  No, you said Comic Con, not anime.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, cosplay.

• 1:00:45Speaker 07

  Cosplay.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:47Speaker 07

  I know what you're talking about now.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  No, it's, it's, so anyway, he was very like, I mean, I'm, like, he acted as if, and he's a millionaire from it, from Destiny, right?

• 1:00:55Speaker 07

  I'm having.

• 1:00:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, and you're the people sucking him off. I mean, you're the one who's like, these guys are geniuses, you know? You're the one saying he's great.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  But he is great. And why can't, as a human being, acknowledge that?

• 1:01:04Speaker 06

  But we don't even know his name.

• 1:01:07Speaker 07

  She brought a gun.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Cat, I said Carl Lamon.

• 1:01:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I apparently don't know other people.

• 1:01:14Speaker 07

  Everybody in this room knew exactly what you're talking about.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:17Speaker 06

  Carl Lamon.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  That's not him.

• 1:01:18Speaker 06

  Oh, that's Eric Griffin.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  And me, playing. Yeah. So I've done it.

• 1:01:22Speaker 06

  Oh, you look black in that, actually.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:25Speaker 07

  Is that a black man?

• 1:01:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, why do you look like Steve Harvey? What the hell was happening?

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  This is back in the day where, I don't know, the technology was.

• 1:01:33Speaker 07

  Wait, wait, wait, timeout. How many times you dropped the N-bomb in this chat, bro? How many times?

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say the N-bomb, but I say other words.

• 1:01:40Speaker 07

  What?

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Like the R-word and the F-word.

• 1:01:42Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, so I get angry.

• 1:01:45Speaker 05

  Respect.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but did we win this one?

• 1:01:46Speaker 07

  And you don't say the N-word at all?

• 1:01:48Speaker 05

  I'm not sure.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never said the N-word ever in my public life, no.

• 1:01:51Speaker 05

  My public life?

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 1:01:55Speaker 07

  Bro?

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:01:56Speaker 07

  It was before we were about to do Bert's pod, and before, I think this was like our first time like, sitting down together on a pod as guests together. We do a Bert's cooking show, whatever. And before we recorded, he goes, "Don't you dare say that I called you any racial stuff on this pod." I go, "Bro."

• 1:02:16Speaker 07

  Did you not do that?

• 1:02:18Speaker 05

  Bobby's gonna get NDA.

• 1:02:21Speaker 05

  Some dude's doing it for sex, Bobby's like, "You have to say that."

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  It's outrageous.

• 1:02:25Speaker 07

  So listen, say, he grabbed my shirt. He grabbed my shirt. Bobby grabbed my, he reached up, because he's short, and he grabbed my shirt.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:32Speaker 07

  And said, "Don't you dare."

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because, you know, um, because I knew that you would, you know what? From now on, you're not an ally.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm gonna tell you. This is the angle watching. Yeah, yeah, check that, yeah. You're not an ally, you know what I mean? I thought, you know, we were bros, right? And I thought that, you know, things that, you know... I thought you guys were N-words, dude.

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:57Speaker 07

  You know you're my nigga, right?

• 1:03:00Speaker 07

  He's taunting you, dude.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Hey, what up, nigga? I've seen your penis.

• 1:03:05Speaker 07

  I know, yeah, you have.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  I mean, so I... You make dog openers do that, right?

• 1:03:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:10Speaker 07

  Hey, that wasn't because I opened more.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  No, that was because we're at a spa. Oh, nice. Yeah, so I just thought that, you know, we had a bond, you know?

• 1:03:16Speaker 07

  We did have a bond, but I, I mean, I also did not want that at all.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:03:21Speaker 07

  You doing high kick, naked high kicks in front of me, bro.

• 1:03:24Speaker 06

  This feels like something else.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  This one's the N-word to sexual assault.

• 1:03:30Speaker 06

  What happened?

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow, unbelievable, you.

• 1:03:33Speaker 06

  I feel like you guys have a really deep history together.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  I love this guy.

• 1:03:36Speaker 07

  For, yeah.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  This is beautiful, yeah.

• 1:03:39Speaker 07

  I love, I love you too, but, uh...

• 1:03:43Speaker 06

  Would you ever call Bobby a slur?

• 1:03:45Speaker 07

  Never in my life.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  You've never have. That's outrageous. That's outrageous. And unfathomable.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  I find it a little offensive that you've never once called him. Yeah.

• 1:03:56Speaker 07

  I don't call, I don't call white people slurs. I don't call anybody...

• 1:03:58Speaker 06

  What are our slurs?

• 1:03:59Speaker 07

  Honky.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's nothing, no.

• 1:04:01Speaker 06

  Okay, that felt like that was right at the...

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, the Rolling Stones have Honky Tonk Man. I don't think they're putting up the same title with it.

• 1:04:09Speaker 07

  I hate that, I hate that as, as a black community, that was the best we could come up with.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  It is really a bummer.

• 1:04:14Speaker 07

  Yeah, right?

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  There really isn't one, what, there, it's not a single...

• 1:04:17Speaker 07

  I know, right, that's all we had.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  There's a restaurant called Cracker Barrel.

• 1:04:19Speaker 07

  I know.

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  And they're, and they're in hot water, Bobby. Yeah, they are in hot water.

• 1:04:22Speaker 06

  Are they really, what's going on?

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Seven hundred million dollars. They're taking the cracker and the barrel away from the logo. Oh.

• 1:04:28Speaker 07

  What was wrong with it?

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I think there's a new CEO that's like, I think we should change up, you know what I mean? Never a good idea. I don't think it is.

• 1:04:34Speaker 06

  But why, was it...

• 1:04:35Speaker 07

  It wasn't for like a racist, right?

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  No, because I never went to Cracker Barrel and went, oh, there's the logo again. Yeah. I'm not coming in. Just an old man. I never even thought about it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who gives a shit? Yeah, so that dude. This is the new one.

• 1:04:45Speaker 06

  Oh, is he, like, he's a racist guy, is that what?

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  No, he was just a white dude near a barrel. Yeah, he just called his friend, he called his friend the N-word one time.

• 1:04:55Speaker 05

  It got taken out of context.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so what's in the barrel? What's in the barrel, dude? Yeah, man.

• 1:04:59Speaker 07

  Also, I have said some Asian shit about you, bro.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have, right?

• 1:05:03Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What'd you just say?

• 1:05:04Speaker 06

  What'd you say?

• 1:05:05Speaker 07

  Huh?

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 1:05:06Speaker 07

  I said, "I love your eyes."

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  That's not, that's not bad, yeah.

• 1:05:09Speaker 07

  No, I said something about your eyes, though, for real.

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  Like, if there was a restaurant called Chinky Bucket.

• 1:05:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, and there was a ch-

• 1:05:15Speaker 07

  That's my favorite restaurant, bro. I love Chinky Bucket.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Chinky Bucket? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:20Speaker 07

  Well, did I just say it? Cut that out.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, keep that in.

• 1:05:22Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  I said that so that he would say it. And now I have some- Brilliant. Yeah. Brilliant. We're gonna clip that out. Chinky Bucket, Chinky Bucket, Chinky Bucket, Chinky Bucket, Chinky Bucket.

• 1:05:35Speaker 05

  Slow-mo.

• 1:05:39Speaker 05

  Damn, that was-

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  You racist bastard.

• 1:05:40Speaker 06

  That was crazy.

• 1:05:41Speaker 05

  That was good, dude.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:41Speaker 05

  And you got it on camera?

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  I have it on camera, dude.

• 1:05:43Speaker 06

  Wow, that was like if you were playing a video game and like watching all the little parts.

• 1:05:47Speaker 07

  Damn, he really did get me.

• 1:05:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:49Speaker 07

  Hey, what's up, my nigga?

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  Kind man. You're a kind man.

• 1:05:59Speaker 05

  Yeah. That sounded worse than the end.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  You're so kind. I'm preparing the noose.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Calm man. What a calm man. Let me get this all around your head. What a calm man.

• 1:06:13Speaker 07

  First of all, your southern accent sucks, bro.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  No, it was alright. Thank you, man.

• 1:06:18Speaker 06

  It was scary, though. Your eyes kinda got a little bit smaller.

• 1:06:21Speaker 07

  Yeah, his eyes-

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  I like your-

• 1:06:24Speaker 07

  Yeah, get her too. She said your eyes are smaller.

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  I love chicken. I love all that, man.

• 1:06:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, you kinda have like-

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was weird.

• 1:06:30Speaker 07

  Why you bring up chicken?

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  That was weird, yeah. I should cut that out, too.

• 1:06:33Speaker 07

  No, no, no!

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  God, no more cuts! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway. Um, you know, go ahead.

• 1:06:39Speaker 06

  I've had a question that I've been wanting to ask you. Um, if Kim Cattrall wanted to have sex with you now, would you do it?

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't know.

• 1:06:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here's the thing.

• 1:06:53Speaker 05

  Who is it?

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  We'd have to have a talk first.

• 1:06:56Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:06:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, you need an apology before?

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, I would just have to get it out in the open. You know, I did a commercial with you, this and that, you know what I mean?

• 1:07:01Speaker 05

  You were mean. You hurt my feelings.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  But in retrospect, dude?

• 1:07:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  If I was her, let's say I did a commercial now and there was a young guy, you know, coming in and he didn't know how to do it and I was sitting in the tub, I was getting cold. I might get mad too.

• 1:07:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, so now it's kind of coming around a little.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but can I say this?

• 1:07:17Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  At the end of the night, because have you ever done this where you see a comic, a young guy, and he went up?

• 1:07:23Speaker 05

  You call him the N-word and you're like...

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. And he's, and he's not that great and you go, hey, man, keep doing it. Have you ever done that?

• 1:07:30Speaker 05

  I mean, I don't know if I say keep doing it.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I go, oh, yeah, good stuff, man. You never said that?

• 1:07:35Speaker 07

  You know what, I keep going.

• 1:07:35Speaker 05

  I probably, I usually try not to compliment if I don't mean it. I'm sure, I'm sure I've done it by accident, but like...

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying, by accident, because it's just instinctually you want to hurt their feelings.

• 1:07:44Speaker 05

  You panic.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  You panic, right?

• 1:07:45Speaker 05

  And you're thinking you should quit and...

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:47Speaker 05

  ...for yourself, but in the moment, you're like, good stuff.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I had a guy open for me, you know, recently and he was a local guy in the town. Pretty funny, two years in.

• 1:07:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  He's like, yeah, I'm headlining now. Right? And in my mind, I'm like, no. Just because you're doing an hour doesn't mean you're a headliner.

• 1:08:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  Can we at least agree with that?

• 1:08:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:09Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Because I don't know what you're doing up there, right? If, if headlining is time, then yeah, you're doing it.

• 1:08:16Speaker 07

  Yeah, you, yeah.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  Right? But I was like, oh, yeah, good for you. I didn't headline until I was like 10, 15 years in. That's what I said.

• 1:08:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:23Speaker 06

  What did he say?

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  And he's like, yeah, but you know, I'm, I got it, you know?

• 1:08:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  I have it.

• 1:08:28Speaker 05

  And I always listen to this podcast and a tear is streaming down. I guess I'm not a fucking headliner.

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  No, because there are, no, because there are guys like, you know, Cam Patterson, for instance, he's new at it. And, you know, he, and he's very good.

• 1:08:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  And he's headlining and I, I can see how he can hold an audience for an hour and...

• 1:08:44Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  He's so likeable, he's an anomaly though. I think he's an anomaly, you know?

• 1:08:49Speaker 05

  I thought you were going to say another word.

• 1:08:50Speaker 07

  I know.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  And we learned a new move, word to the other fan of the ball.

• 1:08:56Speaker 05

  Dude, Bill and Bobby is my favorite.

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm diabolic, dude.

• 1:08:59Speaker 07

  In front of these whites, bro?

• 1:09:01Bobby Lee?

  The whites are good. The whites are good and they've gotten a bad rap.

• 1:09:04Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  Now, if there would, would you ever join that white community in the Ozarks?

• 1:09:10Speaker 05

  No, I'm not, I'm not a Midwest-y guy.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  But you know about the white community?

• 1:09:13Speaker 05

  What, is it like a supremacy type?

• 1:09:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, a bunch of white.

• 1:09:16Speaker 07

  I'm a Jew, they don't want me.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  A bunch of white people went to the Ozarks and go, you know what? We are gonna create an all-whites-only town.

• 1:09:24Speaker 06

  Is it a gated community?

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  It's not gated, I think there's boundaries though.

• 1:09:27Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  So I was thinking about doing a Korean town next to them. Like buying the property next to theirs, but just all Korean. White's-only community plotting expansion to another state as its efforts to build a white nation continues.

• 1:09:41Speaker 07

  That's crazy.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 1:09:42Speaker 05

  In the Ozark, it's already pretty white.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  It is pretty white.

• 1:09:45Speaker 05

  I don't know if you've been like to that area, but it's like, it's hard to find.

• 1:09:48Speaker 07

  Any other race.

• 1:09:49Speaker 05

  Any other race down there.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that guy, he's the leader.

• 1:09:52Speaker 07

  He's the leader?

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  He's cute.

• 1:09:53Speaker 06

  He's cute, yeah.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:55Speaker 07

  He's cute.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  You don't think he's cute for a white supremacist? As white supremis-

• 1:10:02Speaker 07

  Get that white town, brother.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Whites supremacists? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's the leader.

• 1:10:07Speaker 06

  So what happens if there's a person of color that comes into the community?

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  I think they shoot him.

• 1:10:11Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:10:12Speaker 07

  They didn't say that.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't think they do, I don't, what do they do, excuse me? What would you say? You, you and I had a whites-only community.

• 1:10:18Speaker 07

  And I roll up.

• 1:10:19Bobby Lee?

  And you roll up, I would go, um, excuse me, young man.

• 1:10:22Speaker 07

  You're not welcome.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Can I see your membership card? Yeah.

• 1:10:25Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Um, you're, you're trespassing. Yeah, I would say that at first, and then if you go, what's, what would you say after that?

• 1:10:32Speaker 07

  After you said, "I'm trespassing"?

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're, I'm gonna-

• 1:10:34Speaker 07

  I'd say, "I don't see any signs."

• 1:10:37Speaker 06

  But how about if there's, there's probably a big sign?

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You don't see that swastika?

• 1:10:43Speaker 07

  They didn't say there were swast- uh, swastikas though.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, um, yeah, well, there is a sign, cause we just bought the property, but anyway, I'm just telling you as a courtesy, you know what I mean, that you are in our property and if you, if you don't mind, could you, could you please leave?

• 1:10:56Speaker 07

  And I'm like, you gotta fight me first.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, then 12 hours later, you're a nice man. And you're tied up and I have a noose around your neck.

• 1:11:07Speaker 05

  And I have to come out like Bobby.

• 1:11:08Speaker 07

  You think you would beat my ass?

• 1:11:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  You're right. Let's not even talk about this.

• 1:11:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  It's very uncomfortable. I don't know how.

• 1:11:14Speaker 05

  Also, how shitty a whites-only community has you in it. It's really upset. We're trying to build something here, Bobby fucking this way in.

• 1:11:21Bobby Lee?

  No, because if you look at, if you look at a lot of these groups, the lists of like priority, sometimes Asians aren't even on the list. You know what I mean? So it's like, it goes.

• 1:11:32Speaker 07

  And I hate that.

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:11:33Speaker 07

  Because I wish you guys were.

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  No, we're, we're the model minority.

• 1:11:37Speaker 07

  I love, I love.

• 1:11:38Speaker 06

  What do you mean the lists? What list is?

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  When like white supremacist groups are like, you know, these are one of the ones we hate the most and they go down the line.

• 1:11:44Speaker 06

  And you guys are on the bottom?

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes we're not even on it.

• 1:11:47Speaker 07

  Oh, that's what you were saying. My bad.

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't feel left. Yeah, I do kinda actually. I would love to be on the list, but also it's like, I don't like the fact that we're model minorities. I'm like, oh, they're alright. You know what I mean? I kinda wanna be cool.

• 1:11:59Speaker 06

  Oh, you're not taken seriously. Okay.

• 1:12:02Speaker 07

  You wanna be hated.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Because it's like, you know Asians, I, we're like, we wanna assimilate and we don't wanna cause any waves. It's that kind of mentality, you know? Which is ironic because the.

• 1:12:14Speaker 07

  Asians are always quiet, too.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there was violent, violent gangs in America, or Asian gangs.

• 1:12:20Speaker 07

  The most violent?

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Like the Cambodian gangs? Yeah, they're fucking violent as fuck, bro.

• 1:12:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're scary. They're up there. The Albanians are pretty scary.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  They're pretty scary, too.

• 1:12:27Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:12:28Speaker 06

  What are they doing?

• 1:12:29Speaker 05

  I mean, they're fucking tough, I think.

• 1:12:30Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:12:31Speaker 07

  They don't give a fuck.

• 1:12:32Bobby Lee?

  They say that like Latino gangs are, gangs are revengey, like you fucked with my cousin, this and that, right? Kind of violence.

• 1:12:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  You know, um, kind people gangs, you know what I mean? Are territorial, like what you doing in our, you know, area, right?

• 1:12:48Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  But they say that a lot of Asian gangs, their violence, there's no rhyme or reason.

• 1:12:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's kinda wild.

• 1:12:55Bobby Lee?

  Today your birthday? Yeah. You know that kind of.

• 1:12:58Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's no like.

• 1:12:59Speaker 05

  I don't know why they ask about the birthday.

• 1:13:02Bobby Lee?

  I feel like they were just stabbed. Oh, yeah. I'm like, it wasn't even my fucking birthday, what the hell? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like that, like just no wrong reason, some other violence, yeah, yeah. But the Asian boys.

• 1:13:14Speaker 06

  Well, that's because they have Tiny Rascal gang. That feels like a really.

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  I think that looks dope. That sounds dope.

• 1:13:19Speaker 06

  Tiny rascal in your gang name?

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  Watching. I like watching. Watching? Yeah.

• 1:13:24Speaker 06

  Black Dragons, that's one.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  I think I would be a part of the Asian Boys or maybe Black Dragons, I don't know.

• 1:13:29Speaker 06

  Vietnamese.

• 1:13:29Bobby Lee?

  Black Dragons is so hard, bro. Yeah.

• 1:13:31Speaker 06

  Wow. Vietnamese and Latino.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:35Speaker 06

  That's an interesting combo.

• 1:13:36Speaker 05

  Good food in that group.

• 1:13:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:13:39Speaker 05

  A little bit of everything, right? Some fudge, some general sauce. It's a nice, it's a nice Sunday dinner. You get a platter out of everyone.

• 1:13:46Bobby Lee?

  Really good meal, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:48Speaker 06

  Good seasoning.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  But, you know, if I was in the Black Dragons, I was like, we're not mixing it. So Mondays is like Chinese night. I don't want like, you know what I mean? No fusion, no fusion. A fusion-y kind of vibe.

• 1:13:59Speaker 06

  Like an enchilada.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  Like refried beans with pho, I don't want. Yeah. Yeah, so it's like, you know, so Wednesday, Tuesday's gotta be Taco Tuesdays. Absolutely. So, you know, as a gang member, I'll be like, Tuesdays, Taco Tuesdays. Wednesdays are Vietnamese, you know, that kind of thing.

• 1:14:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:13Bobby Lee?

  Switch back and forth, you know what I mean? But if you were in prison, you would have to choose your group, I think. Yeah, you have to. Would you go the Aryan Nation? He has to go to Aryan.

• 1:14:24Speaker 05

  I don't think they'd take me, dude. I think, you know.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:14:26Speaker 06

  Cause he's Jewish.

• 1:14:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, oh.

• 1:14:31Speaker 05

  I wouldn't even be, I'd be like, you're not gonna take me? I need, I need some protection in here.

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:14:37Speaker 05

  It's terrible. No, what you gotta do as a Jew is you gotta pull the white collar crimes, cause then everyone in prison likes you.

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:14:43Speaker 05

  Like Bernie Madoff was such a piece of shit, but everyone's like, oh, but he knows how to get money from people, so they like worship them.

• 1:14:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you're gonna Shoshak redemption it?

• 1:14:50Speaker 06

  Shoshak.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think. I'll do your taxes and, you know what I mean?

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  You're going through a divorce, I'll do all the paperwork.

• 1:14:56Speaker 05

  I think that's approved.

• 1:14:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, you would do, yeah. Are you good with numbers and stuff?

• 1:15:00Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:01Speaker 05

  I'm a comedian.

• 1:15:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, what-

• 1:15:03Speaker 05

  Are you good with numbers?

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Uh, no.

• 1:15:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  No, but I would have to, if there was an Asian group, I would join them, but if there wasn't one in prison, you know what, dude, I'll be honest, and this is not even a joke, right?

• 1:15:14Speaker 05

  You hate with the blacks?

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm the town whore.

• 1:15:17Speaker 06

  You're the bottom.

• 1:15:18Speaker 05

  You just immediately go to town whore?

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because it's like, your asshole is getting numb.

• 1:15:23Speaker 05

  So they're like Bobby Lee, you got 15 years in prison.

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:26Speaker 06

  I don't think your asshole just gets numb like that.

• 1:15:28Bobby Lee?

  But you know what I would do is I would go, you know, anyone can fuck with a condom.

• 1:15:32Speaker 06

  They're not gonna do that.

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  No, I would, you know how people smuggle things, you know what I mean? I would smuggle just condoms.

• 1:15:39Speaker 05

  This is, this is so sad.

• 1:15:41Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not, it's not.

• 1:15:42Speaker 05

  You pictured this, and you're just picturing dudes fuck you all the time.

• 1:15:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but think about it.

• 1:15:45Speaker 05

  Like, I know I would be the same, but in my mind, I'm like, no, I get fucking big, dude, I get tough, I do pull-ups, I'm like, I'll find my way, but you're just, you're jumping a town bicycle.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm factoring my size.

• 1:15:56Speaker 06

  He is the town bicycle.

• 1:15:57Bobby Lee?

  My size.

• 1:15:57Speaker 05

  But you also can wrestle.

• 1:15:59Bobby Lee?

  Not, I can't wrestle, remember in, um-

• 1:16:02Speaker 05

  How about, what happened to those kicks in the steam room?

• 1:16:05Bobby Lee?

  Remember in Shawshank Redemption when Tim Robinson, uh, Andy DeFrame, sorry?

• 1:16:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:10Bobby Lee?

  Was in that shower-

• 1:16:11Speaker 05

  By the way, you call him Tim Robinson? It's a very different movie.

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  What's his name, the actor?

• 1:16:18Speaker 05

  Tim Robbins.

• 1:16:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Tim Robbins, yeah.

• 1:16:19Speaker 06

  Tim Robbins is the guru guy, right?

• 1:16:21Bobby Lee?

  All right, right.

• 1:16:22Speaker 05

  No, that's Tony Rob.

• 1:16:23Speaker 06

  Oh, Tony.

• 1:16:23Speaker 05

  Tim Robbins is, I think you should leave.

• 1:16:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right. And then, remember, um, Andy DeFrame, there was those guys in the shower and they, you know, did stuff to him?

• 1:16:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:33Bobby Lee?

  If there's two or three guys, I, I don't wanna get beat up too, you know what I mean?

• 1:16:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:37Speaker 06

  You probably-

• 1:16:38Bobby Lee?

  So I would just be like, I'll pull out a condom and I go, three condoms, right?

• 1:16:42Speaker 05

  You learn what their fetishes are, you make them come quickly, so it's-

• 1:16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I also should do, I would separate the condoms in threes.

• 1:16:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here you go, Joe, here you go, Samuel, here you go, Devontre, you know what I mean? There's gotta be one, I don't wanna exclude anybody.

• 1:16:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:57Speaker 06

  You're about to as a white guy?

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:59Speaker 05

  You're getting United Nations getting raped here?

• 1:17:01Speaker 07

  Yeah, right?

• 1:17:03Bobby Lee?

  And I would say, um, one at a time, form a line, or do sticks, I don't know how you guys do it.

• 1:17:07Speaker 06

  Do you think they're gonna respect your wishes, one at a time, form a line?

• 1:17:11Speaker 05

  He's picturing, it's such an organized raping that you're picturing.

• 1:17:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, but it's not a rape if I say yes.

• 1:17:16Speaker 07

  That's true.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so it's an orga- I go, there's no violence, don't touch my hair, do not touch my hair. You know what I mean? And don't come on my back.

• 1:17:23Speaker 07

  Bro, this is wild.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:25Speaker 07

  Not, not-

• 1:17:25Bobby Lee?

  And I would do it so good that it would just get around, like, it's very polite, you know what I mean?

• 1:17:30Speaker 06

  You've thought about this?

• 1:17:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've thought about it.

• 1:17:31Speaker 07

  Bobby, just join the Asian gang.

• 1:17:33Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I'll do that.

• 1:17:34Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:17:34Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I'll do that, yeah.

• 1:17:35Speaker 07

  I can't hear this, I can't hear this anymore, bro.

• 1:17:38Speaker 05

  You're telling the Asian gang, they're like, you can be in this.

• 1:17:42Speaker 05

  Why are you talking?

• 1:17:43Bobby Lee?

  I've been here for three years, you've been whoring yourself out.

• 1:17:45Speaker 05

  I'll fuck you, you can fuck me, go, no, no, no, we got you, it's fine, it's cool, you're in, you're in, chill out.

• 1:17:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, yeah.

• 1:17:52Speaker 05

  You're in the Black Dragon.

• 1:17:54Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:56Speaker 05

  Your initiation.

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:17:57Speaker 06

  What gang would you be in, Chappelle?

• 1:18:00Speaker 07

  Uh, was it the Black Gorilla Family, something like that?

• 1:18:02Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 1:18:04Speaker 07

  It's a real thing. Bro, my dad, my dad, uh, my dad's locked up right now.

• 1:18:08Bobby Lee?

  I think he just made that up.

• 1:18:08Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:09Bobby Lee?

  Is your dad really locked up?

• 1:18:10Speaker 05

  The Black Gorilla Family. What did, what did your dad do?

• 1:18:13Speaker 07

  What'd he do?

• 1:18:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:14Speaker 07

  I mean, he did some stuff.

• 1:18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I know.

• 1:18:17Speaker 07

  I, wait.

• 1:18:17Bobby Lee?

  Your dad looks-

• 1:18:18Speaker 07

  I'll show you a picture of my dad.

• 1:18:19Bobby Lee?

  Your, his dad looks hard.

• 1:18:20Speaker 07

  I'll text it to you.

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  His dad looks fucking hard.

• 1:18:24Speaker 06

  Does he have face tattoos?

• 1:18:25Speaker 07

  No, he don't have face tattoos.

• 1:18:26Bobby Lee?

  Like Delroy Lindo, like Delroy Lindo like.

• 1:18:30Speaker 07

  Delroy Lindo?

• 1:18:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, just, you know, like-

• 1:18:32Speaker 06

  Carl Lamone?

• 1:18:33Bobby Lee?

  Hard, like wise dude.

• 1:18:34Speaker 05

  When people use an actor, is that like, like a thespian, that's what he looks like? Man, this guy looks hard, like Don Cheadle. You should see this dude, he's fucking dude, he's scary.

• 1:18:46Speaker 07

  It's a-

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:47Speaker 07

  I sent it on, that's not my dad, bro. Oh, no, no, I'm just putting this- Oh.

• 1:18:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the gorilla, oh, that's the gorilla, oh, the gorilla with the G U.

• 1:18:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, you fucking racist, Jesus.

• 1:18:55Speaker 07

  What did you think?

• 1:18:56Speaker 06

  Wait, what's the difference? Yeah.

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  I thought, that's what I thought.

• 1:19:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:01Speaker 07

  This is my dad when he, uh, oh, God.

• 1:19:03Speaker 06

  Can you be a little bit white and be in the Black Gorilla Family?

• 1:19:06Bobby Lee?

  You can be half, that's his dad.

• 1:19:08Speaker 05

  Holy shit, dude.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit, dude.

• 1:19:10Speaker 07

  Yeah, we look alike.

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a little blurry, but-

• 1:19:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's a lot of everybody. Your relationship, that this is the only photo you got.

• 1:19:17Speaker 07

  I have another photo.

• 1:19:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's still in prison, right?

• 1:19:20Speaker 07

  Yeah, he's still in.

• 1:19:21Speaker 06

  That kinda looks like a Monet, like a painting, right?

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  It is a pretty cute, yeah.

• 1:19:25Speaker 06

  It's kind of a beautiful pic.

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  But how tall is he?

• 1:19:28Speaker 07

  I'm taller than him. He's like 5'9".

• 1:19:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:19:31Speaker 06

  What's he holding?

• 1:19:31Speaker 05

  But he's a tough dude.

• 1:19:32Speaker 07

  No, that's like a pose, like just, is he a tough guy? Yeah.

• 1:19:36Bobby Lee?

  He's pretty tall, yeah.

• 1:19:37Speaker 07

  That was for, that was for attempted murder.

• 1:19:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:19:40Speaker 06

  That was the pose.

• 1:19:40Bobby Lee?

  How long did you?

• 1:19:41Speaker 07

  He told me he didn't do it, but I was like, no, I didn't know I had a dad, so I was like.

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  Was he disappointed when you were cheerleading? He's in prison, "Yeah, man, my son's a cheerleader, dog."

• 1:19:51Speaker 06

  Let's put a little Latino at the end.

• 1:19:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sorry, sorry.

• 1:19:55Speaker 07

  I texted you another one.

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, okay.

• 1:19:57Speaker 07

  This is him now. But yeah, that was, uh, that was in the 90s, bro.

• 1:20:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:20:02Speaker 07

  He was, uh...

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  I can't even tell what kind of outfit he's wearing.

• 1:20:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, he looks like a server almost.

• 1:20:07Bobby Lee?

  So what happened with, what happened with Chappelle on Sam was is that like, you know, his dad went to prison, right?

• 1:20:11Speaker 07

  Yeah, there's him right now.

• 1:20:13Bobby Lee?

  There he is right now. Oh, wow. He's a prophet.

• 1:20:16Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 1:20:17Bobby Lee?

  And so what happened was he was adopted, like in those movies, he was adopted into like an all-white family.

• 1:20:22Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 1:20:22Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, like a Christian family. So show, show some of those photos with you and you.

• 1:20:25Speaker 07

  Why you gotta do that?

• 1:20:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, I wanna say, I wanna show, this is a movie we could write.

• 1:20:29Speaker 06

  Wait, this is your dad in prison now?

• 1:20:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:31Speaker 06

  It looks awesome.

• 1:20:32Speaker 05

  This is a movie, and this is, this is Oscar bait.

• 1:20:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is an Oscar bait movie.

• 1:20:35Speaker 05

  This has got, this has got big movie all over.

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, and, and you turned a comic?

• 1:20:41Speaker 07

  Trying to see them.

• 1:20:41Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing. This is so this...

• 1:20:44Speaker 07

  I don't know why that's so funny to me.

• 1:20:46Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you laugh?

• 1:20:46Speaker 07

  I don't know why, but it's insane looking.

• 1:20:48Bobby Lee?

  It's insane looking.

• 1:20:49Speaker 07

  That's me and my sisters, bro. Don't be fucking with me.

• 1:20:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So that's...

• 1:20:53Speaker 05

  Are you close with your sisters?

• 1:20:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, they're very close. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:55Speaker 06

  That's adorable.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, isn't that adorable?

• 1:20:57Speaker 07

  I just sent you the, yeah, there it is.

• 1:20:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so there it is. So that's, that's, that's what happened. That's a movie, dude.

• 1:21:02Speaker 06

  Sandra Bullock?

• 1:21:02Speaker 05

  Is your dad Andrew Cuomo? What the hell is that?

• 1:21:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, who are we gonna cast? We gotta get Sandra Bullock in there.

• 1:21:10Speaker 06

  Jason.

• 1:21:10Bobby Lee?

  She's in all of those.

• 1:21:11Speaker 06

  Sudoku.

• 1:21:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:12Speaker 05

  Sudeikis?

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  Jason Sudeikis, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:14Speaker 05

  Heartwarming.

• 1:21:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and who's gonna play Chappelle?

• 1:21:17Speaker 07

  Who's, Denzel?

• 1:21:18Bobby Lee?

  No, that, as a kid?

• 1:21:20Speaker 07

  Oh, sorry.

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. As a kid, um, I don't know.

• 1:21:23Speaker 07

  Uh, uh, who's the guy in F1?

• 1:21:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh. He's too old.

• 1:21:28Speaker 06

  Brad Pitt?

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We don't know, I don't know any younger. Yeah, anyway.

• 1:21:32Speaker 07

  Are you talking about like young, young?

• 1:21:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, who's gonna play you in high school?

• 1:21:36Speaker 00

  Jaden Smith.

• 1:21:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jaden Smith. Jaden Smith, yeah. Yeah. That's unbelievable.

• 1:21:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  That's, what a story that you have.

• 1:21:44Speaker 05

  But the Hollywood story, you gotta be gay. I mean, they gotta gay.

• 1:21:46Speaker 07

  I know, yeah, I gotta hate him.

• 1:21:47Speaker 05

  You want to win an Oscar, he's a cheerleader, but he's also like fucking dudes on the side.

• 1:21:50Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:51Speaker 05

  This is, this is weird. And then you meet your dad and he's like, no son of mine is gonna be gay. And you're like, you're in prison, you piece of shit.

• 1:21:57Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:21:57Speaker 05

  Fuck you. And then it's like that emotional arc. We're fucking, we're greenlit.

• 1:22:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're greenlit this, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:01Speaker 06

  And the dad's gay the whole time.

• 1:22:03Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:22:03Bobby Lee?

  And then who, and then what's this?

• 1:22:04Speaker 07

  Oh, that's my, uh, that's my mom and dad. That was the first family picture we ever.

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  Whoa. Wait, wait.

• 1:22:09Speaker 05

  You're close with your dad now, though?

• 1:22:11Speaker 07

  Yeah. Well, we're not, we're not close because he's locked.

• 1:22:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's your mom and dad, he got locked up again?

• 1:22:16Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:22:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is.

• 1:22:17Speaker 07

  He'll be out soon.

• 1:22:18Bobby Lee?

  This is when he was free?

• 1:22:19Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:22:19Bobby Lee?

  And then he went back?

• 1:22:20Speaker 07

  Why you gotta say it like that, bro?

• 1:22:22Bobby Lee?

  Give me another word you can use, aside from free.

• 1:22:25Speaker 07

  We've been free for a minute.

• 1:22:26Bobby Lee?

  I mean, not, yeah, yeah, I know, in your soul, you're free. You know what I mean?

• 1:22:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm just physically free, isn't what I'm saying?

• 1:22:31Speaker 07

  Uh-uh.

• 1:22:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. I don't know about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:36Speaker 06

  Let's cut this.

• 1:22:37Bobby Lee?

  What an amazing.

• 1:22:39Bobby Lee?

  What an amazing story, though, Chappelle.

• 1:22:41Speaker 05

  That is amazing.

• 1:22:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:42Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:22:43Bobby Lee?

  Your mom looks great.

• 1:22:44Speaker 06

  Your dad looks kinda cool.

• 1:22:45Speaker 05

  All right, keep it in your pants, Bobby.

• 1:22:48Speaker 07

  Yeah, that was my first time headlining Tim B Improv when they both came and that was, uh, uh, that was the first time I ever got a picture with both of my parents.

• 1:22:55Bobby Lee?

  Were they, did you kill that night?

• 1:22:57Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:22:58Speaker 06

  Did your dad?

• 1:22:59Bobby Lee?

  No, because I, sometimes you invite your folks out, I've done that, where.

• 1:23:03Speaker 07

  Oh, you just bombed?

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  Not bombed, but it was like not as good as you wanted it to be.

• 1:23:07Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, this.

• 1:23:07Speaker 05

  I like that your dad's wearing a USA hat, too.

• 1:23:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:23:10Speaker 05

  He's still got faith in the system.

• 1:23:11Speaker 07

  He's got faith in the system.

• 1:23:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:12Speaker 06

  Was it a blue box?

• 1:23:13Speaker 07

  Well, it's so funny, whenever I ask him about the cops, he goes, well, I was doing a lot of shit. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:23:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:19Speaker 07

  Like, how you feel about cops? He was like, they got me.

• 1:23:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:22Speaker 05

  Are you, are you happy the way it turned out? Like, you're happy with the family that raised you?

• 1:23:26Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, I'm cool with everybody. I'm cool with everybody. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:28Bobby Lee?

  I mean, there's no, I mean, you, you had a completely diff, I think the reason why you are special.

• 1:23:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:23:35Speaker 07

  I know why he's doing this, because he feels bad about what he said.

• 1:23:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm.

• 1:23:38Speaker 06

  I don't think he feels bad, honestly.

• 1:23:39Bobby Lee?

  No, but.

• 1:23:42Speaker 06

  I think he feels pretty good.

• 1:23:44Speaker 00

  He feels great.

• 1:23:44Speaker 07

  He goes, I feel great, yeah.

• 1:23:46Speaker 00

  He's liberated.

• 1:23:47Speaker 06

  He feels free.

• 1:23:48Speaker 05

  No, this is the story, though, dude. I like this.

• 1:23:50Bobby Lee?

  I think because, because you skateboard, right? Which is kind of a white thing. Back then it was. Yeah, yeah. Number two, you're into like, he's in a punk band, you know that, right?

• 1:24:01Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:24:01Bobby Lee?

  Like a hardcore band.

• 1:24:02Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 1:24:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's in a punk band. Yeah, and these are like, and the kind of, because you and I share similar, um, musical tastes. We do. Yeah.

• 1:24:09Speaker 05

  You have the nature versus nurture debate. I, I didn't meet my biological father till I was like, you know, nineteen or twenty.

• 1:24:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit, yeah.

• 1:24:15Speaker 05

  And I think I would have had a very different life if he was in it.

• 1:24:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if that dad raised me. That's what, that's what it meant. That's what it meant. Yeah, I'd be like, pat, pat, nigga.

• 1:24:29Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

• 1:24:31Speaker 06

  You would have been pat, patting.

• 1:24:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:34Speaker 05

  This is like a great sliding doors thing, but instead of, instead, so in one story, he's opening for Bobby, and in another story, he carjacks and just murders Bobby. That's a fucking movie.

• 1:24:42Bobby Lee?

  That's, yeah, yeah, yeah. L.A. riots, bro. Yeah.

• 1:24:45Speaker 05

  Oh, shit.

• 1:24:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit. That's us.

• 1:24:48Speaker 06

  Why? Because he's in a liquor store kind of thing?

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I would have been on a rooftop with my Korean friends. Bitch, I was shooting you.

• 1:24:54Speaker 05

  And I would have been defending.

• 1:24:55Bobby Lee?

  You thought you'd buy. Yeah. He always thinks black people just walk in and like, just look at shit. No, no, no, that's what it's. That's what you said, you said it last time. Oh, my god, dude, you're gonna make me so mad. Are you, you're gonna. What'd you say then? Let me just say something this, okay?

• 1:25:08Speaker 06

  Oh, gosh.

• 1:25:08Bobby Lee?

  I didn't. Roof Korean. I was, I'm definitely a roof Korean.

• 1:25:11Speaker 06

  That's the other gang.

• 1:25:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, anyway, um, because I know a lot of kids that were like, their dads were the Roof Koreans. You know, I talked to them about it. Oh, really? Yeah, it's, here's, here's, here's what I don't like, okay? And I'm gonna tell, I'm gonna give you, look at that.

• 1:25:29Speaker 06

  Wow. Oh, look at the nineties. I love it.

• 1:25:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, look at y'all.

• 1:25:32Speaker 06

  It looks like Steve Jobs.

• 1:25:34Bobby Lee?

  Amazing. While holding guns, bro.

• 1:25:36Speaker 05

  This is, it's like a poster for like, the Asian version of Heat.

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  Heat two.

• 1:25:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, um, here, the riots, for instance. Yeah. Okay. Um, many people think that Rodney King was the catalyst for the riots. But it, it happened a couple of years before that, where that young, um, um, kind girl, you know what I mean, walked in that liquor store, do you remember? Yeah. And that Korean liquor store lady.

• 1:26:08Speaker 06

  Queen. That queen.

• 1:26:10Bobby Lee?

  Sounds like, get me out of here. That old Korean lady, right? Yeah. Shot her in the back of the head, right? Yeah. And then that Korean lady got off. A jury acquitted her. Yeah. Right? And then there was, and I'm on the side of the black, I mean, the kind lady and the kind people. You know what I mean? I thought what that lady did, that Korean lady-

• 1:26:34Speaker 07

  Yeah, it doesn't feel like-

• 1:26:36Speaker 00

  Hot take!

• 1:26:38Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's weird, but I think people should get shot in the back of the head. No, but what I'm saying is that I've never liked the way Koreans treated, you know what I mean? Kind people in their liquor stores and stuff. We're cool now. Like, you touch, you buy, no browsing, no, people, I browse, I touch, I buy. I touch, I know buy. You know, I'll pick up a Kit Kat, right? And go, nah. I'm gonna find the clip where he literally says-

• 1:27:00Speaker 07

  I touch, I buy?

• 1:27:01Bobby Lee?

  Why do you black people go in and just look at shit? And you don't buy nothing? I'm gonna find that clip, bro. I said that out loud, you think?

• 1:27:10Bobby Lee?

  Can you check me? As a joke, baby. As a joke? Yeah, anyway, uh, what a, what a, what a party. Well, we, we, we touched upon so many different things. Yeah, dude. Right? That was fun today. This was fun. Wasn't it fun? Good time. It, it, it was so fun, I forgot even how long we did. We got an Amazon Prime. Amazon Prime, San Peral. We got an Amazon Prime. We got an- Season one, what is season one? I don't know why they did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But your special's on Amazon Prime. My last one is, yeah. Your last one is?

• 1:27:39Speaker 07

  It's so good.

• 1:27:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Thank you. It's called You're in What? You've, you've changed. You've changed. You're on Punch Up as well? I got it.

• 1:27:46Speaker 07

  I love the HP.

• 1:27:46Bobby Lee?

  Bro! It's great, dude. Punch Up's great. It's great. Love those guys. And where did you, where did you film that? Where, when? Where? At Wilbur in, uh, Boston, great spot. Yeah, yeah, how many shows did you do? I did four. I'm gonna do four of mine. Where are you filming? San Diego. Uh, Balboa? Yeah. I love the, I just did, I love the Balboa. Yeah, I'm gonna do Balboa. San Diego is so fucking underrated for comedy, dude. Yeah, no, it's one of the- It's one of the best. Greatest audiences. I love it. Yeah. Yeah, I love San Diego. So, um, you have some dates coming up, we've got- Yeah, Oklahoma City this weekend, it's, when does this come out?

• 1:28:17Speaker 02

  Um, probably a couple of weeks, we'll see.

• 1:28:18Speaker 05

  Alright, so just go to, yeah, go to Vegas, the Venetian in Vegas.

• 1:28:22Bobby Lee?

  Venetians.

• 1:28:23Speaker 05

  We have a club in Rochester, New York. Chicago Theater, October 4th, that's a good one. Winnipeg.

• 1:28:28Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 1:28:29Speaker 05

  Saudi Arabia, maybe I'll see you there.

• 1:28:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, we're gonna be there, no, we're gonna be in September.

• 1:28:33Speaker 05

  Okay, Barcelona, Milan, Dublin, Liverpool, London, Paris, Amsterdam, Berlin.

• 1:28:38Bobby Lee?

  Are you nervous about Saudi Arabia, or no?

• 1:28:40Speaker 05

  Nah, it'll be great, I'm a Jew, they love us over there.

• 1:28:46Speaker 05

  Going back to, I've already been to Wise Guys in Salt Lake, I love it. I love Wise Guys. And then, yeah, then Reno, and then Carnegie Hall, and, uh, in New York.

• 1:28:53Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:28:54Speaker 05

  October 4th, can't wait.

• 1:28:55Bobby Lee?

  December 4th, Carnegie Hall. How many seats is Carnegie?

• 1:28:58Speaker 05

  I think like thirty-five, a hundred or something, yeah, it's good.

• 1:29:01Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:29:01Speaker 05

  It's great times, man.

• 1:29:02Bobby Lee?

  So, um, Sam Morril, what have, he's still growing, you're doing a movie right now?

• 1:29:07Speaker 05

  I'm making one, I might have to call you up.

• 1:29:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're, you're rising.

• 1:29:10Speaker 05

  You're rising.

• 1:29:11Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, um, I'm falling. I'm falling, and then, one of my favorite projects-

• 1:29:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, but that's because your personal stuff, your comedy's still rising.

• 1:29:19Speaker 05

  You're still a great comedian.

• 1:29:20Bobby Lee?

  We might, We Might Be Drunk is one of my favorite pods, I love doing it.

• 1:29:23Speaker 05

  Oh my god, you fucking-

• 1:29:24Bobby Lee?

  How many times have I done it? Maybe once?

• 1:29:26Speaker 05

  I think just once.

• 1:29:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I gotta do it again.

• 1:29:27Speaker 06

  I love doing it. How many times have I done it?

• 1:29:30Speaker 05

  You're gold, yeah, you're, you're the best.

• 1:29:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, yeah, yeah, Fine Cat, and, uh-

• 1:29:35Speaker 05

  Holy shit, you got 1.1 million views on that episode.

• 1:29:37Bobby Lee?

  Is that good?

• 1:29:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's great.

• 1:29:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, anyway, um, I don't wanna see, but, um-

• 1:29:43Speaker 05

  Look how much fatter you were there, you look fucking amazing.

• 1:29:45Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:29:46Speaker 02

  Right, yeah, you look great.

• 1:29:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I've lost a lot of weight.

• 1:29:47Speaker 02

  Skin is glowing, bro.

• 1:29:48Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 1:29:49Speaker 05

  You look, you look handsome, man, I think you could pull a British socialite. You deserve it. I, I want you to believe in you, you're fucking good, dude.

• 1:29:55Speaker 06

  He got it.

• 1:29:56Speaker 05

  You're a catch. Thank you, man. You are.

• 1:29:58Bobby Lee?

  If you stop playing cyberpunk, I'll fucking-

• 1:30:01Bobby Lee?

  If you got Cat Bird, check out our social, she's rising too. Let me ask you something, when you opened for Theo, how many seats was it?

• 1:30:07Speaker 06

  Um, we did 3,000, and then we did the, uh, 20,000 at the Honda Center.

• 1:30:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. And it was your first 20,000, right?

• 1:30:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, and I have a bone to pick with you about that.

• 1:30:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go, go.

• 1:30:16Speaker 06

  Okay, because, um, before I did the Honda Center, I was like, Bobby, I'm really nervous, I've never done that amount of people, and you're like, well, you can do 3,000, you can do 20,000. And I just wanna let you know that that's a lie, cuz it's very different.

• 1:30:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what's different about it?

• 1:30:30Speaker 06

  Well, first of all, there's nosebleeds, and second of all, there's like a big jumbo trons, and acoustics, and it was scary.

• 1:30:39Bobby Lee?

  But you, uh, but can I, I've, cause I've done big places like that before. Um, not by myself, just, you know, you know, you know, a group of guys, kind of a thing.

• 1:30:47Speaker 05

  You're killing it, dude. Ten thousand.

• 1:30:48Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, uh, yeah, so, um, but you, when you're looking out in the audience, I don't, in my mind, think there was twenty thousand people.

• 1:30:56Speaker 06

  I felt like the lights were on, cause I saw every single person.

• 1:30:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:30:59Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:31:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:31:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how do you, you've, you've done big things like that, right?

• 1:31:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I, as, as an opener, you, I.

• 1:31:05Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:31:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just did a couple of dates with Shane and, uh, you know, it's like, yeah, it's like eighteen thousand people. And, yeah, you just have to take into account, like, for your people, it's way easier. For your audience, and then also, you know, if a crowd, if you, if you're drawing that big a crowd, they're not all comedy people. A lot of those people, it's their first night of a comedy show. So it's not like, you know, usually when it's your people in a smaller venue, they've, they know what they're in for.

• 1:31:29Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:31:30Speaker 05

  You know?

• 1:31:30Bobby Lee?

  I prefer that.

• 1:31:31Speaker 05

  You gotta, yeah, I mean, you play the hits a little more. You do a little safer of a set for twenty thousand.

• 1:31:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, but did you do well?

• 1:31:38Speaker 06

  I think I did okay. I think I did like a.

• 1:31:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, your opening, was there a, a comic before you?

• 1:31:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:31:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so how much time did the comic before you do?

• 1:31:47Speaker 06

  Ten.

• 1:31:47Bobby Lee?

  And then you, it was you?

• 1:31:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:50Speaker 05

  Where, where is the Honda Center?

• 1:31:51Speaker 06

  In Anaheim.

• 1:31:52Speaker 05

  Oh, cool, wow.

• 1:31:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:31:54Bobby Lee?

  And how much time did you do?

• 1:31:56Speaker 06

  Ten.

• 1:31:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, just ten?

• 1:31:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was, it was cool, um, but I was nervous about it. And the, it was just the acoustics, like I couldn't hear my punchlines. It was really weird.

• 1:32:07Bobby Lee?

  It's your first time, Kat?

• 1:32:08Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:32:08Speaker 06

  Thanks.

• 1:32:09Speaker 07

  Well, watch when you do it again, you'll, you'll fucking.

• 1:32:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:11Speaker 07

  You'll feel better.

• 1:32:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:12Speaker 06

  Thanks.

• 1:32:13Speaker 07

  That's where, she got ten, I only got seven.

• 1:32:16Speaker 06

  But you got a kiss from that. I didn't get to make out with anyone after that.

• 1:32:20Speaker 07

  Alright, fair enough.

• 1:32:21Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, interesting.

• 1:32:22Speaker 07

  Sorry.

• 1:32:22Speaker 05

  I like this tension between you two. It's very uncomfortable in a good way.

• 1:32:25Bobby Lee?

  It's very interesting, dude.

• 1:32:26Speaker 05

  It's good. It's like a good uncomfortable.

• 1:32:27Speaker 07

  Some people think we'd really be fighting, though.

• 1:32:29Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:32:30Speaker 06

  I think.

• 1:32:30Speaker 07

  Oh, she, you guys are showing my tour dates?

• 1:32:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, he's gonna do the Belly Room. Let's see what we. What have we got here? The Lounge at Hilarities? He's doing the Lounge at Hilarities.

• 1:32:39Speaker 06

  What was the cafe?

• 1:32:41Bobby Lee?

  It's a sixty-seater.

• 1:32:41Speaker 06

  The Milwaukee Cafe?

• 1:32:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what else are we doing?

• 1:32:43Speaker 05

  Dude, uh, Comedy Connection in Providence. I love that one.

• 1:32:47Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:32:47Speaker 05

  It's classic.

• 1:32:47Speaker 07

  I'm excited for that one.

• 1:32:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, get your comp tickets.

• 1:32:51Speaker 07

  Fuck off.

• 1:32:53Bobby Lee?

  At ChappelleLacy.com. It's free, so you don't have to, just show up. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:58Speaker 00

  Kat, you're gonna be on Chappelle's show, right?

• 1:33:00Speaker 06

  Um, oh, yeah, I'm, I'm gonna be on your podcast on Wednesday.

• 1:33:03Speaker 07

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:33:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, so, um, amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, anyway, um, give Sam and everyone a round of applause. We love you.