Ep 228: Joe List & Tom Dustin - Portrait of A Comedian

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• 0:06Mark Normand?

  Hey, we're here. We might be drunk. We got Tom Dustin and Joe List. He's about to crack open a bodega cat.

• 0:12Sam Morril?

  Fresh off their new movie, which I really enjoyed. I think it's really great. Can you watch it yet, or no?

• 0:18Speaker 02

  So it's coming into the theater. I don't know when this comes out, but it's coming into theaters. It's coming to movie theaters.

• 0:24Mark Normand?

  Unbelievable.

• 0:25Speaker 02

  Literally not believable. We just did Bennington. He's like, "This makes no sense. It shouldn't be in the theater."

• 0:31Mark Normand?

  Well, theaters are in the toilet now, so you can pretty much do anything over there, I imagine.

• 0:34Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. I'll shit in your mouth. We can get it into a regal.

• 0:37Mark Normand?

  Two boys, one mouth.

• 0:39Sam Morril?

  David Fincher's going straight to Netflix. You're like, "I'm going to the theaters."

• 0:42Speaker 02

  We're taking the theaters back, baby. So we got some... I sent them to Sal Akus. April 25th, the Quad Cinema here in New York City.

• 0:50Sam Morril?

  Nice.

• 0:51Speaker 02

  And the Sunset Five in Los Angeles. But it's coming everywhere. Look at this. Philadelphia, Cambridge, Massachusetts, Atlanta, Houston. I can't read that fast.

• 1:03Speaker 03

  The one that's not on there is the best one.

• 1:05Sam Morril?

  What?

• 1:05Speaker 03

  It's the Tropic Cinema in Key West.

• 1:07Mark Normand?

  Hey, that a baby.

• 1:10Speaker 02

  So it's coming everywhere. Go to TomDustinDoc.com. All the info's there. You can't get tickets yet, but they're coming, because it's a movie.

• 1:18Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  So it's not, you know, a fucking... The Wilbur Theater, or whatever.

• 1:22Mark Normand?

  There's no link.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  Not a link yet. Look at that poster. Is that beautiful?

• 1:26Speaker 03

  I don't know. I've never seen it with that...

• 1:28Sam Morril?

  You look way worse in that picture than you do in real life.

• 1:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  Oh, give him an hour.

• 1:34Speaker 03

  I remember when they... I don't remember when they took that picture, because I was hammered, but...

• 1:38Sam Morril?

  It's a haunting portrait.

• 1:39Speaker 03

  Well, I don't like how my facial here looks like it goes all over my face.

• 1:44Mark Normand?

  That's true, yeah.

• 1:46Speaker 03

  It looks like I got a hairy forehead.

• 1:47Mark Normand?

  You're Teen Wolf. You're drunk Wolf.

• 1:50Speaker 02

  Also, by the way, I was like, this poster... This is finally Sal Akus does some work that I can really sink my teeth. This is his best work.

• 1:59Mark Normand?

  I didn't take the picture.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  For six months, I told everyone, "This is Sal Akus at his best. Some other guy took it."

• 2:03Mark Normand?

  No way. I've been saying that too. I designed it. I didn't take it.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Take it.

• 2:07Mark Normand?

  Ah, you put letters on a photo.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  He put letters over the hair.

• 2:12Speaker 03

  The guy that took that picture, his name's Tom Flip. He's a artist and whatever.

• 2:16Mark Normand?

  Hey, Flippy.

• 2:17Speaker 03

  Photographer in Key West and.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  He prefers Flipper.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  He does a, he does a thing every, every five years. He takes pictures of everyone in Key West, all the locals.

• 2:28Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  And so that's what that came out of is he does like a big art project where it's every local and.

• 2:35Mark Normand?

  Oh, fun.

• 2:35Speaker 03

  It's pretty cool to see how people age every five years.

• 2:38Mark Normand?

  Sure, and die.

• 2:39Speaker 03

  He also does a, a thing called.

• 2:41Speaker 02

  He doesn't take many second portraits.

• 2:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  He does the flip book, which is.

• 2:46Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  Nude women.

• 2:48Mark Normand?

  Ooh.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  In Key West, locals of any shape, size, ugliness. And my, my fiance Kristen, she's in it. She's in the last page with her tits.

• 2:59Mark Normand?

  Pull it up.

• 3:02Speaker 02

  I don't want to see to pull up someone else's tits.

• 3:04Mark Normand?

  She's in the book.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Yes, but.

• 3:06Mark Normand?

  It's open game.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  But her husband's not next to her in the book.

• 3:10Mark Normand?

  Well, how do we buy the book? Can we have a book?

• 3:12Speaker 03

  I'll send you, I'll send you a copy of the book.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Well, who had the line? Was it your line about it? Cause someone was saying it's porn and he was saying.

• 3:19Mark Normand?

  Brittany Griner, what the hell?

• 3:20Sam Morril?

  He said, bring up somebody's tits.

• 3:22Speaker 02

  Oh God, I thought that was Reggie Miller on the right.

• 3:24Mark Normand?

  Oh yeah, I can see it. I thought it was Pete Davidson.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  That's who I was thinking of. Um, but someone said that like, well, this is porn. And then they were like, no, it's art. And that, was it you?

• 3:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, tell, tell that.

• 3:37Speaker 03

  Oh, I think, I think basically, cause Kristen sold me, sold this shoe. I gotta take these pictures. They're a little risque. I go, I don't care. Do whatever you want.

• 3:45Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 3:46Speaker 03

  And, and she goes, it's for the, you know, nice coffee. It's fucking paperback.

• 3:51Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  Paperback does not mean art. You need a hardcover. You need a fucking hardcover.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  Right. Can we get a ruling on that? Anything non-hardcover is porn?

• 4:01Sam Morril?

  I mean, it sounds right. It sounds.

• 4:04Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 4:04Sam Morril?

  If you're not, yeah, I mean, I mean, you're in like a paperback?

• 4:08Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah, I mean, it's fancy, it's glossy.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  You could flip through it.

• 4:12Mark Normand?

  It's like a Bible.

• 4:13Speaker 02

  Tom flipped through it.

• 4:13Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Like a.

• 4:15Mark Normand?

  There's no, there's no hard, soft cover Bible.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:18Mark Normand?

  You know, Bible's a Bible, you know, it's, it's, it's hard.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  No, there's soft Bibles, one of the hotels are soft, I think.

• 4:24Mark Normand?

  Oh, just right.

• 4:24Sam Morril?

  I think they're hard in the thing.

• 4:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah, the Quran is a little floppy.

• 4:28Sam Morril?

  The Torah's soft.

• 4:29Mark Normand?

  The Torah's soft.

• 4:30Sam Morril?

  You, you open it up, it's like a little scroll.

• 4:32Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 4:34Speaker 02

  I'm always blown away by people that know about religion, like many religions. Like, I was watching Jason.

• 4:40Mark Normand?

  Bourne?

• 4:40Speaker 02

  Salmon, Salmon, how do you say his name?

• 4:43Sam Morril?

  I think you got it, yeah.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  Salmon?

• 4:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  He's hilarious, great bits.

• 4:46Mark Normand?

  Funny guy.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  But he was doing a long bit about religion, he was doing all the things from every religion. I'm like, you know about the religions?

• 4:52Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 4:53Speaker 02

  He's like, cause in Ramadan is this, and hula hoops are that, and I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

• 4:58Sam Morril?

  We can research.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I know, that's what I mean, I'm like, I don't research, so I'm impressed by people that do.

• 5:03Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 5:04Speaker 02

  Do you guys know about?

• 5:04Sam Morril?

  You research for the bit.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  I guess if I had a bit, I would research, but that seems like.

• 5:10Mark Normand?

  Which one is Ramadan, is that Muslim?

• 5:12Sam Morril?

  Yes.

• 5:12Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  See, you're with me.

• 5:15Mark Normand?

  I thought it was your neighbor.

• 5:18Mark Normand?

  I've stayed in that hotel.

• 5:18Speaker 02

  Ramadan Hershberg.

• 5:21Sam Morril?

  Ramadan Inn, worst, worst breakfast ever.

• 5:24Mark Normand?

  No bacon.

• 5:25Sam Morril?

  No, nothing.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  But.

• 5:27Mark Normand?

  But yeah, so tell, tell the world about you, you and Tom, give us the whole history.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  We got the movie, so we made a movie, I made a movie, but Tom's in it. It's called Tom, Dustin, Portrait comedian Matt Salacuse is, he was the cameraman on the damn thing.

• 5:42Mark Normand?

  Key grip.

• 5:43Sam Morril?

  What made you want to do this?

• 5:44Speaker 02

  Well, Tom, I mean, you guys know Tom, Tom is like the best hang, the funniest guy I've ever met, my best buddy.

• 5:51Mark Normand?

  Here, here.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  And you just want people to get to see what it's like to hang out with, with Tom, cause you know, he's just down in Key West, he's not on the podcast. Everyone knows what it's like to hang out with you guys.

• 6:01Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 6:02Speaker 02

  And it's not.

• 6:03Mark Normand?

  Ton of fun.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Great, but Tom, Tom is a laugh a minute.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  He's a hoot and so I just wanted to make him, originally it was just gonna be, Tom has so many great stories and that maybe we'll get to a couple. But he's got so many great stories and I was like, let me capture Tom telling some stories and doing his jo- and put together like, you know, just a portrait of Tom being Tom.

• 6:27Sam Morril?

  It was like originally you're thinking it was like a short, maybe?

• 6:31Speaker 02

  I thought it could be a feature. So this, Matt's ahead of us here. He's pulling it up. There's a great doc called Italian American by Martin Scorsese and another one called American Boy. And did you ever watch those movies?

• 6:41Mark Normand?

  I own them, yeah.

• 6:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. So basically I was watching this American Boy, which is a fun profile of this guy Steve Prince. And he's telling stories and the most famous thing from that movie is he tells the story that's the scene in Pulp Fiction where she, he gets the heart.

• 6:56Mark Normand?

  No way!

• 6:57Speaker 02

  Tarantino stole it from this documentary.

• 6:59Mark Normand?

  I didn't know that. Wow.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  You gotta stab him three times. He tells all that stuff. It's pretty amazing.

• 7:04Mark Normand?

  A felt pen!

• 7:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, a fucking black magic marker. So I was like, well, Tom's more interesting than this fucking fella. And they even look similar.

• 7:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I could see it.

• 7:13Speaker 02

  So I thought, I'll go down there, I'll shoot Tom telling some stories. And we shot for three days and Salakewas asking him some questions. I ended up having great answers. And then it became this much sort of bigger thing. And Tom was very sweet to me, so it kind of became about our friendship in a lot of ways.

• 7:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, it's a beautiful thing because you guys were tight as kissing cousins. And then you moved to NYC, you stayed in Bean Town, then eventually you kind of, you went to Key West.

• 7:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:41Mark Normand?

  And you wanted to stay friends. And it's a great way to bring it back in.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  Funny, we wanted to stay friends. Well, I mean, I've seen you more the last year. If you want to reconnect with a friend-

• 7:52Sam Morril?

  This isn't Charlie Rose, dude, I'm sorry.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  If you want to reconnect with a friend, make a movie about him because now we gotta go around promoting.

• 7:58Mark Normand?

  That's a great point.

• 7:58Speaker 02

  That's my podcast.

• 7:59Sam Morril?

  I'm gonna make a movie about my father.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Ghost Dad.

• 8:05Sam Morril?

  I think, no, that's a

• 8:08Speaker 03

  Nice bull.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 8:11Sam Morril?

  But dude, yeah, I love when you talk about like you like make Key West kind of a character in this and it's like the you call it like the land of broken toys or something?

• 8:19Speaker 02

  Oh, a lady said, uh, misfit toys.

• 8:21Sam Morril?

  Misfit toys.

• 8:22Speaker 02

  Land of misfit toys, yeah.

• 8:23Sam Morril?

  I love that.

• 8:24Speaker 02

  So, yeah, I wanted Key West to be like a character in the movie, which I think we got. I think we got a lot of great Key West stuff and, um, so there's, but there's also, I want to make sure people realize, like, Ari said, he's like, this is literally the funniest documentary ever, like, you guys came to the theater and saw it, which meant a lot to us. It's a laugh a minute. I mean, there's like a lot of big, big laughs. You got like, probably twenty

• 8:45Sam Morril?

  Capturing the Freedmans was pretty funny, but I guess. If you're gonna force, yeah, it was.

• 8:50Speaker 02

  Cut that. No, Tom does about fifteen or twenty minutes worth of stand up in there, which is killer, and then we tell some story, and then Tom is just so we gotta get Tom to talk.

• 8:59Speaker 03

  I need this, I need this to be big because you burned my twenty minutes.

• 9:06Sam Morril?

  They didn't even use one of your favorite, one of my favorite bits of yours, the, uh, you don't shit where you eat bit? That's a great bit.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  Do the bit.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  I still do it. I don't know.

• 9:16Sam Morril?

  You're burning twenty-one minutes now.

• 9:19Speaker 03

  The thing about, uh, it's tipping, uh, tip your bar staff bit. I always used to do it, which was funny because I'd work like comedy clubs and be like, don't do that bit. Because the bar staff would be like, hey, there's already eighteen percent gratuity. Don't call attention to it. You know? Don't call attention to the tip.

• 9:38Speaker 02

  Right.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  But I, I used to do the bit about tip your bar staff, uh, but where, I don't know. I worked in a bar in Boston and, uh, I forget how the fucking. The bit is, you were talking to a woman, one of the waitresses, and the manager said, hey, Oh, yeah. Don't shit where you eat. I was trying to fuck all the waitresses and they were like, eh, the manager was like, don't shit, shit where you eat. And I was like, I'm not trying to shit where I eat. I would never eat here.

• 10:07Speaker 03

  I'm trying to fuck where I steal.

• 10:09Mark Normand?

  Hey, that's great.

• 10:10Sam Morril?

  That's a good bit.

• 10:11Speaker 02

  There it is.

• 10:11Mark Normand?

  That's great.

• 10:12Speaker 02

  Folks, for more bits like that, check out Tom Dustin, Portrait of a Comedian.

• 10:16Mark Normand?

  Now, are you guys gonna go to some of the theaters and do like a little live thing as well?

• 10:21Speaker 02

  Well.

• 10:21Mark Normand?

  That's too much work.

• 10:22Speaker 02

  Here's the thing with Tom, the master of promotion, is leaving on a world round, round the world trip the day before the fucking movie premieres.

• 10:31Mark Normand?

  Leaving or deported?

• 10:32Speaker 03

  I didn't know. I didn't know. So, no, my fiance, Kristen, no, no, you didn't meet her yet.

• 10:38Mark Normand?

  Flipboard?

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Oh, no, you met her at the thing.

• 10:39Mark Normand?

  Yeah, we met her at the thing.

• 10:41Speaker 03

  Uh, but yeah, uh, she, her brother's getting married in Vietnam.

• 10:46Mark Normand?

  Oh, God.

• 10:47Speaker 03

  So, she was like, one day she was like, "Tom, we gotta go to Vietnam." And I was like, "I got some old scores to settle."

• 10:54Speaker 02

  How did they land on Vietnam?

• 10:56Speaker 03

  Uh, well, the wife, uh, her brother's wife is Vietnamese.

• 11:01Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  Oh, that makes sense.

• 11:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, he met her on.

• 11:02Mark Normand?

  Charlie.

• 11:03Speaker 03

  Met her online. I was convinced it was a dude. Uh, but no, it turned out she's a wonderful lady and, uh, we're going over, I even, I'm wearing the traditional Vietnamese wedding outfit.

• 11:14Mark Normand?

  Mmm.

• 11:14Speaker 03

  It's called an "ao dai."

• 11:16Mark Normand?

  Ooh, pull that up.

• 11:17Speaker 03

  It means "long shirt." And, uh.

• 11:19Mark Normand?

  "Ao dai," that's what the Vietnamese say.

• 11:23Speaker 03

  But yeah, I'm, uh, we're going over there and I was like, "I'm not going halfway around the world unless we can keep going."

• 11:29Mark Normand?

  Ooh.

• 11:29Speaker 03

  "I wanna go all the way around and tell these flat-earthers to fuck off."

• 11:33Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  So, yeah, I, we, uh, we're going, uh, Vietnam, Thailand, Nepal, Dubai.

• 11:40Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  Greece, Turkey.

• 11:42Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 11:43Speaker 03

  Portugal.

• 11:44Mark Normand?

  You got that kinda scratch? I mean, that, that ain't cheap.

• 11:46Speaker 03

  Uh, my fiance's mother is paying for it.

• 11:50Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  Right.

• 11:51Mark Normand?

  Beautiful.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  But once you folks come to see the movie.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  Then I'll have that kinda scratch.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  Well, that, that money goes back to me. I spent a lot of money on this.

• 11:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Did, uh, you're in the hole a little bit?

• 12:01Speaker 02

  Quite a bit.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  And it keeps being more. It's like owning a boat. Everything's like another thousand. We bought a song.

• 12:11Sam Morril?

  What song? What song did you buy?

• 12:12Speaker 02

  Souvenirs by John Prine.

• 12:13Mark Normand?

  Pull it up.

• 12:14Sam Morril?

  That was a good pick.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  One of the greats. Thank you. And Henry Phillips covered it for us. But then my manager, God bless his heart, he's one of the best. He writes to me and goes, hey, it looks like the movie's gonna be, the song's gonna be a thousand bucks. And I was like, that's a steal. You gotta be kidding me. That's crazy. And then like six months later, he was like, actually, it's seventy-five thousand dollars. Seventy-five hundred, seventy-five hundred. But I was like, ah, that sounds more like it. Can you put this on YouTube?

• 12:38Mark Normand?

  Play all of them.

• 12:39Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he's literally saying it's seventy-five hundred dollars. Sal, he's like, let's play it. Great instincts.

• 12:47Sam Morril?

  Now, it's crazy what certain songs cost. I'm trying to get, there were songs, some songs I wanted for this movie I'm trying to make. And it's like, it'll be like a jazz song. I'm like, oh, it's kind of a cool song. And they're like, yeah, fifteen grand. I'm like, no one knows this song.

• 12:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I'm helping you out.

• 12:59Sam Morril?

  But then like something like Sony will own it. And they're just like, yeah, it's fifteen grand. But you can bargain them down.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  I think you can bargain. And also, we got Henry Phillips, brilliant Henry Phillips, to play it. And so that made it cheaper to just cover the thing. You just had to buy certain rights, whatever. But that's what they say about, um...

• 13:16Mark Normand?

  Henry's like, that'll be eight grand.

• 13:19Speaker 02

  By the way, Henry and I'm in the hole a ton of money on this. And that's without Sal Akus or Henry charging me for their services.

• 13:27Mark Normand?

  Man, oh, man.

• 13:27Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 13:28Sam Morril?

  How do you make money, Sal Akus? I feel like you're very generous.

• 13:31Mark Normand?

  I can't make rent.

• 13:34Sam Morril?

  All right, well, we'll figure it out.

• 13:37Mark Normand?

  This got dark. Yeah. Wait, seriously? You got the one? No, no, I do okay. My wife does okay. Oh, the wife.

• 13:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, you did that gig the other day. I assisted Sal Akus on a photo shoot Sunday.

• 13:46Mark Normand?

  I made a thousand dollars cash.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  I got rucked.

• 13:48Sam Morril?

  There we go.

• 13:49Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 13:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, he gave me twenty.

• 13:51Mark Normand?

  Oh, come on. Well, that's the other thing about Sally. Even when you get paid, you pay everyone else out good from your pocket. That's true. And you're the one who was hired.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  Yeah. You'd think you'd pick up on that.

• 14:03Speaker 02

  I had to hold a light for Sally. He's like, you're gonna learn. You know, I'm into photography. Check out Joe List Photography. I'm, you know, I dabble. And he's like, come. And I, well, I will learn anything? And he goes, oh, you'll learn. I'll teach you all about the thing. And then he goes, hey, hold that lamp. And I'm just holding a fucking light. And then the subject goes. She goes, do you ever get recognized? And I'm like, I guess not. I'm just standing around, holding a light. Nobody recognized me. Damn. That was embarrassing.

• 14:28Mark Normand?

  Well, you know, you're an intern.

• 14:30Speaker 02

  I'll get there.

• 14:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 14:31Speaker 03

  Can I say this is, uh, this is a good, uh, good little bev?

• 14:35Mark Normand?

  Thank you, sir.

• 14:35Speaker 03

  I'll tell ya.

• 14:36Mark Normand?

  Bodega cat.

• 14:37Speaker 03

  And I'm not a huge, is it a, what is it?

• 14:40Speaker 02

  It's a rye whiskey.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  Holy macaroni. I love it.

• 14:43Mark Normand?

  All right.

• 14:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, if you don't mind.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  Go, go for it.

• 14:47Speaker 03

  You gave me an ice cube the size of the thing that sank the Titanic and, uh...

• 14:53Mark Normand?

  Well, uh, we gotta get that down in your club. We'll sell it at the bar.

• 14:56Speaker 03

  Oh, I'll sell that at the bar as soon as we get a liquor license.

• 15:00Mark Normand?

  Let's look at the time.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  We have beer and wine only.

• 15:03Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 15:04Speaker 03

  Uh, but we can get creative with the, they make wine-based vodka and wine-based tequila. So that's, you can make a margarita with that. It's just not, good.

• 15:14Mark Normand?

  Well, what's going on with Bodega? Cause every, every club I go to, they're like, we can't get it here. I'm like, I gotta call our guy.

• 15:19Speaker 02

  It's a question for our guy. Yeah.

• 15:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  He's, I think he's on it. I don't know. We're not good businessmen.

• 15:24Mark Normand?

  No, not.

• 15:24Speaker 03

  I wanna get this down in Key West.

• 15:26Mark Normand?

  We, we'll ship it.

• 15:27Speaker 03

  Ship it.

• 15:28Mark Normand?

  You'll be in Vietnam, but we'll ship.

• 15:31Speaker 02

  But yeah, so I'm gonna do, I'm gonna make some appearances at the events, I think. I don't know. April, but it starts in New York, the Quad Cinema, April 25th. We're doing a full run. Full run in LA at the Sunset 5, starting at the same time. But Atlanta, Chicago, Houston, uh, all these places.

• 15:47Mark Normand?

  I'm so retarded with business. Let's say you sell all these out.

• 15:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:50Mark Normand?

  Do you make a bunch of money?

• 15:51Speaker 02

  I think that they, the distributor gets the first, he's gotta make back whatever money. And then I start making money.

• 15:59Mark Normand?

  Who's the distributor? I mean, is it like a company?

• 16:02Speaker 02

  No, it's a guy, he's a twos guy.

• 16:03Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 16:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:04Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow.

• 16:05Speaker 02

  Distribute whatever you want. This guy, he loves us.

• 16:07Mark Normand?

  Good to know. We need a booze distributor.

• 16:09Speaker 02

  Big, big fan. So, uh, yeah, if, if... But the hope is, people go see it, and then it spreads, and then more theaters go, what's this movie? It's a little engine that could. That's the hope. And then eventually, we're gonna have it on Punch Up, so everybody can see it in London and all that stuff. Punch Up Live.

• 16:25Mark Normand?

  Watch it in the comfort of your own home. It's funny as hell, and it's tear-jerker. I mean, we all walked out of there a little wet.

• 16:32Speaker 02

  We sent me, Sal, and Kees Norman. We're in a row watching it. We're like, this is awesome.

• 16:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 16:37Speaker 02

  It's one of those movies, like, you laugh, you have moments where you turn to your friends. It has those kind of heavy moments, you know? Yeah, it's awesome.

• 16:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  Mark had a feeling. Like, I saw him get misty. I've never seen him have a feeling before.

• 16:48Mark Normand?

  I got a boner.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  So what were the feels?

• 16:53Speaker 03

  I was blown away that you were even there, because, like, everyone was like, oh, Sam doesn't go to stuff like that.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  I go to big stuff. I support my friends.

• 17:01Speaker 03

  And it was incredible that you were there. Like, I was like, oh, my god.

• 17:04Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. But if my friend makes a movie, I'm gonna go to it, you know?

• 17:07Mark Normand?

  Well, it is a gamble to get the friends out at night, because it was showtime.

• 17:11Speaker 03

  Right.

• 17:11Mark Normand?

  And so if it sucked, we'd all hate you guys.

• 17:13Speaker 02

  Right.

• 17:14Mark Normand?

  You know? But it was great.

• 17:15Speaker 02

  That's right. Mark got married on a Tuesday morning.

• 17:18Mark Normand?

  You got that right.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  Like 9/11.

• 17:20Sam Morril?

  At the Comedy Cellar.

• 17:22Mark Normand?

  Vito actually did get married on 9/11.

• 17:24Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that's right.

• 17:25Sam Morril?

  He's got a bit about him.

• 17:26Mark Normand?

  He's got a great bit about him, which his wife hates.

• 17:28Speaker 02

  That was a fun wedding.

• 17:30Mark Normand?

  That was fun.

• 17:30Sam Morril?

  Luis Gomez, best man.

• 17:32Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  Hell of a speech.

• 17:34Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 17:35Speaker 02

  One of the all-time speeches.

• 17:37Mark Normand?

  There's something out there.

• 17:39Speaker 02

  He said that comedians were, quote, "in the trenches," and that people that aren't in the trenches don't get it. And to a bunch of, like, a Long Island family of, like, roofers and, like...

• 17:50Sam Morril?

  Vito's grandma had a heart attack. It was rough.

• 17:53Mark Normand?

  Well, your sister's wedding will be in the trenches, in Vietnam. Is it your sister?

• 17:58Speaker 03

  It's my fiance's brother.

• 18:01Speaker 02

  But his fiance is his sister, so you're close.

• 18:03Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Okay, okay. Got it. Got it.

• 18:06Speaker 02

  But yeah, the movie, I think people are really gonna like it. You have all these people. So many people write to me like, "Why do we want to watch a movie about some guy we never heard of?" And you're like, "Is that how you watch movies?"

• 18:16Mark Normand?

  Yeah, right?

• 18:17Speaker 02

  So this is just some dude who smokes pot and goes bowling? I never heard of that.

• 18:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah, good point.

• 18:22Sam Morril?

  Not only that, like, most docs, you know, a lot of the great ones, like Searching for Sugar Man, that's a great doc. I never heard of that guy.

• 18:28Speaker 02

  Or King of Khan, which is the greatest doc in the history of doc.

• 18:31Sam Morril?

  I have not seen that.

• 18:32Mark Normand?

  The Seven Five, all of them.

• 18:34Sam Morril?

  I've heard it's great.

• 18:34Speaker 02

  I hate to be the, you gotta, it's, it's the best.

• 18:37Mark Normand?

  It's really good.

• 18:38Speaker 02

  It's like one of the best movies of any kind.

• 18:39Sam Morril?

  Were there movies that inspired you while you were making this? That were like, "Oh, this is giving me..." Even if it's not from the same genre?

• 18:45Speaker 02

  Um, well, the two Scorsese movies, and then I wa- we watched the Woodstock doc. We kinda used like a split screen thing.

• 18:53Mark Normand?

  Ninety-nine?

• 18:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, the good one. Uh, the original Woodstock film, and then, um, um, what do you call it? The fucking, um, oh, I can't remember the name of it.

• 19:05Sam Morril?

  Yeah, what the hell?

• 19:07Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 19:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, get in there. Put a little in mine, too.

• 19:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah, what is it, twelve years?

• 19:12Speaker 02

  Twelve years, yeah, almost thirteen, yeah, twelve and a half.

• 19:15Speaker 03

  Is this, tastes like an eighteen? Oh.

• 19:19Sam Morril?

  Give me a little.

• 19:19Mark Normand?

  Just a kid.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  Just a, just a smooch.

• 19:22Sam Morril?

  Yeah, just a smooch.

• 19:22Mark Normand?

  There we go.

• 19:23Speaker 03

  So that's not Scot- we went to Scotland, that's where I got engaged.

• 19:27Mark Normand?

  Is that right?

• 19:27Speaker 03

  In Scotland, I had a, I had it done by, oof, I had it done by a bird of prey. I hired a falconer, and I go, "Hey, I want one of them fucking giant birds to swoop in on my lady, and fucking, that's how I'm gonna propose."

• 19:44Mark Normand?

  Holy, that's a risk.

• 19:45Speaker 03

  I know. It's gonna eat in her face. Well, yeah, that's what, that's what fucking happened.

• 19:49Mark Normand?

  What?

• 19:50Speaker 03

  What happened. So we show up, I call the guy, no, that's legit. The, I call up the guy and I go, "Hey, I want one of them giant birds of prey to swoop in on my lady, and that's how I'm gonna propose." And he goes, "Yeah, we can do that." He goes, "Aye."

• 20:03Mark Normand?

  What? What'd you get, RFK?

• 20:09Speaker 03

  And then the day we show up, I go, I got the note, because originally I was like, "Do we tie the ring to the falcon?" He was like, "No, that's fucking dumb. These things fly away."

• 20:21Speaker 03

  He goes, "We'll tie a note to the fucking falcon." And I go, "All right." And I had my friend calligraphy up a note and put a ribbon on it. We get all go down to the falcon joint. And the falcon guy goes, "Hey, listen, I'm real sorry." He goes, "The falcon's having a bad day."

• 20:38Speaker 03

  Falcon's broken. "What do you mean? It's my big day, I'm proposing." He goes, "Don't worry, I got you an owl." I swear to God, I do it as a bit in my act, but essentially, uh, they tie the fucking note to the owl's talon.

• 20:52Mark Normand?

  Oh, aren't they, uh, what do you call that?

• 20:54Sam Morril?

  Nocturnal?

• 20:55Mark Normand?

  Nocturnal.

• 20:55Speaker 03

  No, this owl was, why do I?

• 20:57Mark Normand?

  Okay, great.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  They poke him up a little.

• 20:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it's a day owl.

• 21:02Speaker 03

  But yeah, it was, that's how I, that's how I did it. I proposed via bird of prey.

• 21:07Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  Swooped in on the lady, it was pretty, pretty fucking.

• 21:10Mark Normand?

  And it worked?

• 21:11Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, she said yes. The owl was like, "Who gives a shit?"

• 21:16Sam Morril?

  But didn't she initially talk to the owl?

• 21:18Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, she, uh, when, when, when she pulled the note off the owl, the Scottish guy was like, he was like, "Oh Kristen, it looks like Dougie." That's the owl. "Dougie brought you a present." And, uh, and Kristen's like, "I fucking love presents." And she pulled the note off the owl, read it out loud. She was like, "Kristen, will you marry me?"

• 21:36Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 21:37Speaker 03

  And she looked at the owl and was like, "Where are we gonna live?" Like, she really thought the owl was proposing.

• 21:44Mark Normand?

  You should have written it in a Boston accent.

• 21:48Mark Normand?

  Man, that's great.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  Dougie the owl.

• 21:51Mark Normand?

  That's a fun proposal, cause you always gotta have something, but that's, that feels so risky.

• 21:54Sam Morril?

  What did you guys do? I don't even know what you guys did.

• 21:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did nothing.

• 21:57Mark Normand?

  I did it on a beach in Martha's Vineyard.

• 22:00Sam Morril?

  That's good.

• 22:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I did the whole, uh, "I gotta pee, can you turn around and keep an eye out?" And then I fake pissed. I got on one knee, she turned around, and I was there with the ring.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  That's pretty cool.

• 22:11Mark Normand?

  And she cried and all that.

• 22:13Sam Morril?

  Then he pissed on her.

• 22:13Mark Normand?

  Then I pissed on her. And then two old, uh, Massachusetts people, like, were just at the beach on lawn chairs. They went, "Good for you, honey." And it was fun.

• 22:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was in, just in, mine sucks. But my thing is when you buy the engagement ring, you just want to get rid of it. I don't want the fucking thing.

• 22:32Mark Normand?

  Totally.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  I don't want to be responsible for it anymore.

• 22:34Mark Normand?

  Totally.

• 22:34Speaker 02

  And so I had it and we were sleeping in this, we had roommates at the time, which is also hilarious. And I just woke up and was like, hey, do you want, here you go. Married, it was terrible. But she was very happy. She thought it was sweet, our own way. And then we went our separate ways because I was going to see Pearl Jam in Central Park and she was going to see Brian Regan at Radio City. So we literally got engaged and then I was like, alright, I'll see you later.

• 23:00Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 23:00Speaker 03

  A friend of ours, a comedian that I know, she was proposed to and then it was so bad, the proposal, she made him redo it.

• 23:09Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's a deal breaker.

• 23:12Speaker 03

  The dude had proposed to her.

• 23:14Mark Normand?

  He used a pigeon.

• 23:15Speaker 03

  It was, it was her, her, the dude and the dude's mother. And they were just playing cards.

• 23:23Mark Normand?

  Oh no.

• 23:24Speaker 03

  On a card table, you know, playing whist or fucking.

• 23:27Mark Normand?

  Go fish?

• 23:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, playing go fish. And he was like, huh? And she was like, yeah, this isn't gonna do. You're gonna have to fucking think this whole thing.

• 23:36Speaker 02

  Well, my thing was, my wife's a cynical comedian. I could use other adjectives, but everything that's proposed, she's like, that sucks, that's stupid, hot air balloon is gay, Red Sox game is obnoxious.

• 23:48Mark Normand?

  I was gonna do hot air balloon.

• 23:49Speaker 02

  So, you did or?

• 23:51Speaker 03

  I was gonna, but well, the, a private hot air balloon ride over Loch Ness in Scotland.

• 23:56Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 23:57Speaker 03

  But I found out what that costs and I was like, fuck, that's more than the ring.

• 24:00Speaker 02

  Plus the monster.

• 24:02Mark Normand?

  Sure. What if she said no, you could.

• 24:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:06Mark Normand?

  Put your ride over.

• 24:07Speaker 02

  I think that was an old bit of mine. I did the thing, remember that about the clip clop?

• 24:11Speaker 03

  Oh yeah.

• 24:12Speaker 02

  I had one of my first bits. It was a horse and carriage.

• 24:14Speaker 03

  The most popular place to propose is a horse and carriage ride in New York City.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  But it's awkward if she says no, because then you're just like.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  That was, I was like nineteen.

• 24:24Mark Normand?

  Do you smell shit?

• 24:24Speaker 02

  Yes, I do. Yeah, I tasted. I said, "You smell shit, yeah, I think I tasted."

• 24:30Mark Normand?

  That's good.

• 24:30Speaker 02

  And then I tagged it with like, "What you wanna do it is on the top of a mountain." Cause if she says no, you push her, something like that.

• 24:37Mark Normand?

  There you go.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  But I was, you know, a boy.

• 24:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah. It's scary proposing. I was nervous.

• 24:43Speaker 03

  But you knew she was gonna say yes.

• 24:44Mark Normand?

  I knew she was gonna say yes, but it's more like, "Do I really wanna do this?" It's not like she's gonna say yes or no. It's like, "Holy shit, this is a huge decision that I'm making right now."

• 24:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's awkward. And then it's like the old Louis bit, when you're like, "Oh, I could've, you still could get out."

• 25:01Mark Normand?

  Right, right. Then you have a kid.

• 25:03Speaker 02

  Right.

• 25:04Mark Normand?

  And you're like, "Damn, I could've left."

• 25:05Speaker 02

  Yeah. But then they break up anyways.

• 25:09Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 25:09Speaker 03

  Congratulations, by the way.

• 25:10Mark Normand?

  Thank you, sir.

• 25:11Speaker 03

  Not only, I don't think we've tired since you've been, what have you been married, three years now?

• 25:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah, three years and a kid for two months.

• 25:18Speaker 03

  Oh, my goodness.

• 25:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm on no sleep. My head is throbbing.

• 25:23Mark Normand?

  Don't have to break it down. But, yeah, the sleep, it gets better.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, my kid sleeps well now. He sleeps seven to seven, but I'm still exhausted, cause then you wanna get all your things in. You still wanna, I still wanna watch a game and a movie and fuck and have sex and

• 25:38Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  All that stuff, so then you end up staying up late.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're night people. I mean, that's like

• 25:42Speaker 02

  I know.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  It's tough.

• 25:44Speaker 02

  Very tough.

• 25:45Mark Normand?

  We're on a shift system where I take the baby from like eleven to five AM, and then she tags me out and goes in from five, and I sleep till like noon.

• 25:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's funky, but it gets easier.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  You get eleven to fi- eleven PM to five, so you get to sleep.

• 26:01Mark Normand?

  Well, I have to be with the baby, so it wakes up every ten seconds. See, you're not really getting great sleep. That's why you gotta shift it.

• 26:07Speaker 03

  His baby sleeps like a rock.

• 26:08Mark Normand?

  Well, it's older.

• 26:09Speaker 03

  Last night I'm over his house, the baby's sleeping, and I'm like, "Joe, should we be whispering?" He's like, "We started fucking like right outside the door of the baby."

• 26:17Speaker 02

  I scream when I come.

• 26:20Mark Normand?

  Oh, I remember.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  We sat on the balcony and smoked. It was beautiful.

• 26:23Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's nice.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Yeah. But, no, he sleeps, the problem is he's sick every ten seconds. What the hell is that?

• 26:29Mark Normand?

  Whoa!

• 26:31Speaker 03

  Half a bagel?

• 26:32Mark Normand?

  Yeah, special needs kid.

• 26:33Speaker 02

  Thank you!

• 26:34Mark Normand?

  Hand him a cookie every six minutes.

• 26:35Speaker 02

  It's a little dark.

• 26:36Mark Normand?

  Dark?

• 26:38Speaker 02

  No, it's

• 26:38Mark Normand?

  I'll take it.

• 26:39Speaker 02

  You know, it's not ideal for an audio form to

• 26:41Speaker 03

  This is fantastic. Wow!

• 26:43Mark Normand?

  That's a good pod.

• 26:44Speaker 03

  All right!

• 26:45Mark Normand?

  That's a thickie, too.

• 26:46Speaker 03

  Matt, coming in big.

• 26:48Mark Normand?

  Cookie?

• 26:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a cookie.

• 26:50Mark Normand?

  What are you, Albanian? Yeah, it's a cookie.

• 26:53Speaker 02

  Ah, it's a cookie.

• 26:53Mark Normand?

  Alright. You gonna eat that whole thing, or should I crack this one?

• 26:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, you better get that one.

• 26:57Mark Normand?

  Alright, I'm cracking. You sure you don't want this? Ah, you fat bastard.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  No kidding, alright. A bunch of buddies eating cookies.

• 27:04Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah.

• 27:05Speaker 02

  It's like back in the day, we've known Tom, we've known you for a long time.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:09Speaker 02

  When did we, we probably met you like-

• 27:11Speaker 03

  I think, I don't know, I can't be sure. I thought about this the other day. Were you living in Astoria with, uh, like so, I remember going to Dan Soder's house and it's somebody, there was another comedian living there, maybe it was Vecchione?

• 27:26Speaker 02

  I remember being there with Nate a long time ago. When I first got some, it was you, me, Nate and somebody.

• 27:30Speaker 03

  But we had to be quiet because one of the other roommates was-

• 27:35Speaker 02

  Maybe it was Vecchione.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  I think it was-

• 27:37Speaker 02

  Probably Vecchione.

• 27:37Speaker 03

  Yeah. Aren't you going to a big wedding soon?

• 27:41Speaker 02

  Vecchione is marrying Katie Hannigan.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. We had them both down at the comedy club.

• 27:46Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, they're great.

• 27:47Speaker 03

  They were fantastic.

• 27:48Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:48Mark Normand?

  Good egg. Good egg. But yeah, those days, we all bonded because we were all raging alcoholics.

• 27:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:54Mark Normand?

  And it was so nice because you meet people in the wild and they're like, boy, you're drinking a lot. And then I'd meet you guys and we were all blacked out. So I was like, alright, I'm home.

• 28:03Speaker 03

  I felt like you drank less then than you do now.

• 28:05Mark Normand?

  No, he would go nuts.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  No. I, I-

• 28:08Speaker 02

  We just didn't drink together that much. I don't think we drank together a ton.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  No.

• 28:13Speaker 02

  But, yeah, no, I would, I'd get fucked up with Mark all the time.

• 28:16Mark Normand?

  We got, I mean, you come, come home at 7:00 AM, sun was up.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:20Mark Normand?

  Go all night.

• 28:21Speaker 02

  Well, we did that, went to, you, me and Hanley went out. I don't know what, we must have lost you somewhere along the way. We went to the Carolines Christmas party.

• 28:27Speaker 03

  I remember that night.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:28Mark Normand?

  Open bar.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  Was that the night Rich Voss spin kicked, uh-

• 28:31Mark Normand?

  He didn't spin.

• 28:34Speaker 03

  Oh, he's got a copy of Phil's book.

• 28:35Speaker 02

  What a wholesome picture.

• 28:36Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:36Speaker 03

  It's so exciting.

• 28:37Speaker 02

  Wait, who is that?

• 28:40Mark Normand?

  That's Rich Voss.

• 28:41Speaker 04

  That's a retouched Phil Hanley.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  That's Phil Hanley. He was touched as a kid and they retouched him.

• 28:47Mark Normand?

  It's like refried beans.

• 28:49Speaker 02

  But, by the way, I was talking to Estee, I'm sorry, I'm all over the place. It's good to see you guys. Phil Hanley has a new book, which I'm so excited about. I cracked it open yesterday.

• 28:56Mark Normand?

  Hey!

• 28:57Speaker 02

  But Estee, I hate people like this. She goes, "It's written, you can read it in one sitting." I just flew through it, one sitting. So I thought it was like, oh, he wrote like a bullshit pamphlet. It's fucking this thick. It's a real book.

• 29:07Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 29:08Speaker 02

  I thought it was gonna be like, "One sitting." I'm like, "What are you nuts?" It's gonna take me six months to read this fucking thing.

• 29:13Mark Normand?

  I'll tell you one thing, it ain't no paperback. That's a hard cover, mofo.

• 29:17Speaker 02

  It is, it's beautiful, and she said it's a tearjerker. I didn't realize, I've been poking fun of Hanley for 20 years.

• 29:23Mark Normand?

  Me too.

• 29:24Speaker 02

  He was getting called a retard, like...

• 29:26Mark Normand?

  Guilty.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  Had to go to special schools and all.

• 29:28Sam Morril?

  Makes me feel bad, we've been calling him a retard for about 15 years.

• 29:31Mark Normand?

  I told him he wrote like a ransom note.

• 29:34Sam Morril?

  Oh dude, those setlists, we used to see those setlists back in the day. I was like, "What the hell is wrong with you?" Turns out it was a serious disorder.

• 29:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, he has like a horrible debilitating disorder. He almost killed himself. He was sent to special... I'm like, the whole time, we'd be like, "Look at this idiot."

• 29:47Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Why's he got a Crayola?

• 29:51Speaker 02

  I threw gum at him once.

• 29:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah, so good for him. But, uh, wait, what were we talking about? The blackout? Caroline's?

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Oh, we went to the Caroline's Christmas party, and then you, me, and Phil Hanley ended up at a diner. And I was drinking beers at the diner.

• 30:06Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 30:08Speaker 02

  And then we got the check. It was like the classic thing. To me, it seemed romantic that the sun was coming up, and we're at a diner, and we're still drinking. It was like swingers, you know?

• 30:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 30:16Speaker 02

  And then they bring the check, and I'm like, "That's 100% of my money, and then some of your money."

• 30:20Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  It was like a $185 check.

• 30:22Sam Morril?

  Oh my god.

• 30:23Speaker 02

  And then I was walking home...

• 30:24Sam Morril?

  Cause you were at a Times Square diner.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 30:26Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  And then I was walking home, and I bumped into Sarah on her way to work. Cause we were dating at that point. And she's like in her managerial uniform, and I'm like, "What are you doing?" And she's like, "I'm going to work."

• 30:35Mark Normand?

  And she'd been sober for years at that point.

• 30:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:37Sam Morril?

  Was that, was she like, put off by that?

• 30:40Speaker 02

  She wasn't put off, but she wasn't put on. She wasn't pumped. And I got sober shortly after, because that was the last Christmas party, that was 2012.

• 30:49Mark Normand?

  That's one thing I'll say about my wife, is I will come home legless, falling down, knocking lamps over, smothering the baby, and like the next day, my wife will be like, "Man, you were funny last night." You dooked in my lap.

• 31:00Speaker 02

  Killed the baby, it was hilarious.

• 31:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, so, "Good on you, sister."

• 31:04Speaker 02

  Well, you bring home that coin, you get a lot of leniency.

• 31:07Mark Normand?

  Good point, I brought that up.

• 31:11Sam Morril?

  The late night diner in New York City, like, it's not really a thing anymore.

• 31:14Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 31:15Sam Morril?

  That's what kind of kills me, is, I was with a friend the other night, we were kind of hammered, at like 12:30, we're walking around the West Village, looking for a diner, they're all fucking closed.

• 31:22Mark Normand?

  I know, it's heartbreaking.

• 31:23Sam Morril?

  We got like, uh, whatever they call them, those like Indian wraps.

• 31:27Mark Normand?

  Oh!

• 31:28Sam Morril?

  But you want to fucking, I wanted like eggs and...

• 31:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course. Waverly closes?

• 31:32Sam Morril?

  Closes early.

• 31:33Speaker 02

  Well, that's because...

• 31:34Speaker 03

  The few times I ever visited you guys in New York, the few times we, uh, we always went to the Neptune Diner.

• 31:41Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  Every night.

• 31:42Mark Normand?

  That's still there.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  No, it's gone.

• 31:43Mark Normand?

  What?

• 31:44Sam Morril?

  What?

• 31:45Speaker 02

  That's a staple, it's out.

• 31:46Mark Normand?

  Oh, no!

• 31:47Sam Morril?

  Wow.

• 31:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's like a New York Crown Jewel staple.

• 31:51Mark Normand?

  Oh!

• 31:52Speaker 02

  Bel Air's still there.

• 31:53Mark Normand?

  You got Court Square.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  Court Square's still there.

• 31:55Mark Normand?

  Okay, but I didn't know that, jeez.

• 31:57Sam Morril?

  And then if you go to a diner now, in Manhattan, holy shit, it's like comically expensive.

• 32:01Mark Normand?

  It's crazy.

• 32:02Sam Morril?

  It's like, you're like, $30 for an omelet, it's fucking insane.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:06Speaker 03

  Blue Heaven, Blue Heaven Key West, that's, uh, that's the only place you pay $30 for a omelet.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  A little pricey, oh yeah, that's there too, the...

• 32:13Sam Morril?

  The Goodfellas Diner.

• 32:15Speaker 03

  Oh, that's by the airport, right?

• 32:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:17Mark Normand?

  Two N-words stole my truck.

• 32:19Sam Morril?

  You know that's Bob Golub?

• 32:21Mark Normand?

  What?

• 32:21Sam Morril?

  The guy who said that line?

• 32:23Mark Normand?

  What?

• 32:23Sam Morril?

  Bob Golub, yeah, he, he, that's his line, and I did a weekend with him once in Reno, and, uh...

• 32:29Mark Normand?

  Does he open with it?

• 32:31Sam Morril?

  No, but he said, "You know, I improvised that line," it was supposed to be one N-word.

• 32:37Mark Normand?

  That's hilarious.

• 32:38Sam Morril?

  I was like, "Nice." He was a nice guy.

• 32:41Speaker 02

  A fun fact about this scene, it's, uh, they're leaning on a 1963 Impala, but it says 1961. As the, it establishes the year of 61.

• 32:50Mark Normand?

  Fun fact. Do you watch those Youtubes? 18 Things You Didn't Know About Goodfellas?

• 32:55Speaker 02

  I never watch them because.

• 32:56Mark Normand?

  I watch that shit.

• 32:56Speaker 03

  I watch them all the time.

• 32:57Speaker 02

  I'll, they'll, they used to get me with the fucking thing, the thumbnail. And I put it on, they're like, Ray Liotta is an actor.

• 33:04Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:05Speaker 02

  It's like not a good fact. It's, a lot of it's like you knew.

• 33:08Mark Normand?

  Was a real gangster.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Right.

• 33:10Sam Morril?

  Those stories about Henry Hill, how they would torture people. He'd put a cheese, they'd shave the head and then put a cheese grater to the head. That's the one where I'm like, oof.

• 33:17Mark Normand?

  What?

• 33:18Sam Morril?

  That's a, that's a rough.

• 33:19Mark Normand?

  That feels like Three Stooges-y, you know? That doesn't even seem, uh, like a real thing. I mean, it's violent, don't get me wrong. I don't want that happening to me, but it seems goofy.

• 33:27Sam Morril?

  Three Stooges is like an eye poke or something, not a fucking, not a scalping.

• 33:31Mark Normand?

  I can see him making, making pizzas one day like, mo, wah, wah, wah. Then they do the cheese grating off the head, you know, it's dandruff.

• 33:38Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  If you were gonna make a documentary about a comedian, who would you choose?

• 33:41Mark Normand?

  Ooh.

• 33:42Sam Morril?

  Attell.

• 33:43Speaker 02

  Yes, he's the most mysterious comedian. I was talking about this.

• 33:45Sam Morril?

  Not many comedians have a mystique, and Attell does. He would hate it. You want them to hate it. You don't want to do a doc on someone who's like, yeah, yeah, come follow me.

• 33:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah, good point.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  Whoops.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  I was against it. I didn't even know what it was about.

• 34:00Sam Morril?

  No, it seemed like it bothered him, which is good.

• 34:02Mark Normand?

  That's perfect.

• 34:03Sam Morril?

  It's like people who want to be president. It's like, you don't want them to know, you want someone who doesn't want to be president.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  Right.

• 34:08Mark Normand?

  I'm forced into this position because, yeah.

• 34:12Speaker 02

  I just had a guy, I mean, I don't want to be political, but some guy, I was critical of RFK for a moment, and then some guy wrote, uh, the guy, he's reluctantly a politician. I'm like, well, no one's reluctantly, like, he was like, no, I don't want to run for president.

• 34:26Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  He ran for president. He announced, he's running for president. He campaigned. No, no one's like accidentally like.

• 34:32Sam Morril?

  He took out expensive ads.

• 34:33Speaker 02

  Right.

• 34:33Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 34:34Sam Morril?

  He did a Kennedy ad during the Super Bowl.

• 34:36Speaker 02

  Like, I didn't want to do this.

• 34:37Sam Morril?

  Cheap.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  Do the voice when you're gonna do.

• 34:39Sam Morril?

  I had to do it last week when I had my sore throat. I rarrrr. I played you the video. It's fucking crazy. I lost my voice in Nashville. You gotta hear it. I sound exactly like RFK.

• 34:48Mark Normand?

  It was crazy.

• 34:50Sam Morril?

  It's goofy.

• 34:51Speaker 04

  Can I just say this is the weirdest timeline ever? Um, Antonio Brown just tweeted this.

• 34:56Mark Normand?

  Okay, we got a Shane Gillis is Trump.

• 34:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's weird. I mean.

• 35:00Mark Normand?

  He loves Gillis.

• 35:01Speaker 04

  Oh, he does?

• 35:02Mark Normand?

  Oh, he loves him.

• 35:03Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 35:03Speaker 02

  Okay, what's the next one?

• 35:05Speaker 04

  Oh, that was it. This is ginger of the day.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  That's it?

• 35:08Speaker 04

  I was, I just thought that the Shane and Antonio Brown catch, I thought that was.

• 35:12Mark Normand?

  Oh, he's a huge fan.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  No, he's done it before.

• 35:13Speaker 04

  Oh, shit.

• 35:14Mark Normand?

  He was cracker of the day once. And so was Theo.

• 35:17Speaker 04

  He is cracker of the day and ginger of the day?

• 35:19Mark Normand?

  He does [BLEEP] of the day, he does.

• 35:21Speaker 03

  Wait, can you say that?

• 35:22Mark Normand?

  I don't know.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  Just blip it.

• 35:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah, blip it.

• 35:26Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 35:26Mark Normand?

  I'm just saying what he does.

• 35:28Speaker 04

  Okay, he's got N-word of the day too.

• 35:30Mark Normand?

  I think he has a guy.

• 35:31Speaker 02

  Who's Antonio Brown? The receiver? The wide receiver?

• 35:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he's got some CTE stuff.

• 35:35Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying, this is strange. Like, in a big way.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  I don't know if it's interrupt the show's strange, but.

• 35:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 35:41Speaker 04

  I thought there was a lull and.

• 35:42Mark Normand?

  He's very big on Twitter.

• 35:43Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  No lull. It is weird to see people just completely fall apart on social media, though. That's the thing, like, you know, what's his name? Aaron Hernandez?

• 35:52Mark Normand?

  Ooh.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  Like, he could have been tweeting crazy shit before he did that.

• 35:56Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 35:57Speaker 02

  You know, he just murdered people, but.

• 35:59Mark Normand?

  Right. I think more people should tweet on their demise. Like, if Epstein was tweeting in the cell? That'd be great. Like, that was a noose around my neck.

• 36:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's, or it was there.

• 36:10Mark Normand?

  Mmm.

• 36:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, a lot of people having breakdowns. It's really devastating.

• 36:18Mark Normand?

  Yeah, good times. I almost had one in Key West that time I went, because I think I drank for six days straight.

• 36:24Speaker 03

  We hit it hard. We did the jet ski.

• 36:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I barely remember that.

• 36:27Speaker 03

  Oh, I got pictures of us fucking hammered on jet skis.

• 36:31Mark Normand?

  That was like 11 a.m.

• 36:32Speaker 03

  It was awesome.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  Is Key West a dark place?

• 36:34Speaker 03

  No, it's wonderful.

• 36:35Mark Normand?

  It's a great time.

• 36:36Speaker 03

  It's whatever you want to be. You can be gay, suck a dick, take it up the ass, be a.

• 36:41Speaker 02

  Those are all the same thing, Tom.

• 36:46Speaker 02

  Well, we had that, in the movie, we had that section where James Patterson, this was funny. So, we've played the movie in Boston, Key West and New York so far. And there's a section where we wanted to talk about, if there is a dark side to Key West, and James Patterson, brilliant comedian, you guys know him. He talks about the darker side of Key West, and he finds it more depressing and dark. And everyone thought it was funny and interesting in Boston and New York. We played that part in Key West with all, the whole island.

• 37:12Speaker 03

  It was bad.

• 37:13Speaker 02

  It was dead silent. You saw people like this.

• 37:16Speaker 03

  What the fuck's he talking about?

• 37:17Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 37:18Speaker 02

  Well, it just hit home.

• 37:19Sam Morril?

  They've got a heroin needle in their arm, they're like, "We're not dark here."

• 37:22Speaker 03

  A little-known thing is Key West does have a, for the population, a huge suicide rate.

• 37:29Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 37:30Speaker 02

  But it's not dark.

• 37:31Speaker 03

  Well, that's what it is. It's people go-

• 37:33Speaker 02

  Light suicide.

• 37:34Mark Normand?

  Hawaii has a big one too, by the way.

• 37:35Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 37:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah. So, they're good with the bad.

• 37:38Speaker 03

  This is what it is. People move to a place and they're like, "Oh, this is paradise."

• 37:41Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 37:41Speaker 03

  "Oh my god, everything's wonderful, and it's Jimmy Buffett, Margaritaville playing, and steel drums, and I'm drinking a margarita." But, and, and then they realize, "If I can't be happy here..."

• 37:53Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 37:53Speaker 03

  "...in par- in what, what people call paradise, then I'm not gonna be happy anywhere, so..."

• 37:59Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 37:59Speaker 03

  "...I should probably end it."

• 38:01Speaker 02

  They should move to somewhere shitty.

• 38:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:02Mark Normand?

  Yes. Go to Syracuse.

• 38:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:05Sam Morril?

  Syracuse has a high suicide rate.

• 38:07Mark Normand?

  Does it?

• 38:08Sam Morril?

  Very high.

• 38:08Speaker 02

  Thank god.

• 38:09Mark Normand?

  They should go to Key West. Flip and flop.

• 38:12Sam Morril?

  A suicide exchange program?

• 38:14Mark Normand?

  Yes, exactly.

• 38:15Sam Morril?

  Hey, that could be a bit-

• 38:16Mark Normand?

  SCP.

• 38:17Sam Morril?

  No, that's got a crazy high-

• 38:19Mark Normand?

  Really? Give, give us some stats here, fatty.

• 38:22Speaker 02

  Suicide rate in-

• 38:22Speaker 03

  What the heck?

• 38:23Speaker 02

  Onadago County.

• 38:24Mark Normand?

  Where's that?

• 38:25Speaker 02

  Includes Syracuse.

• 38:26Speaker 03

  That's where the funny bone is, Onadago. Hon- honestly, that's where it is.

• 38:30Mark Normand?

  I believe it.

• 38:31Sam Morril?

  That funny, that funny bone's got a darkness.

• 38:33Mark Normand?

  Oh yeah, it's a vortex of hell.

• 38:35Sam Morril?

  There was, there was, I remember there was a shooting in the mall, and my first thought was, "Why not here?"

• 38:39Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 38:39Sam Morril?

  "Why not me?"

• 38:40Mark Normand?

  Come up a few floors, will ya?

• 38:42Speaker 02

  10.3 deaths per 100,000 people.

• 38:45Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  It's higher than the state's, uh, nat- uh, rate, or whatever.

• 38:50Mark Normand?

  Can't you just leave? I don't get to just leave.

• 38:52Speaker 02

  But it's lower than the national rate, that's pretty good.

• 38:53Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 38:55Speaker 02

  Wait, so 13 of 100,000 people kill themselves?

• 38:58Mark Normand?

  13.9.

• 38:59Sam Morril?

  That seems pretty high.

• 38:59Speaker 03

  No, US suicide rate says, oh, alright, nevermind.

• 39:04Sam Morril?

  13.9, so one guy like, almost kills himself.

• 39:06Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 39:07Sam Morril?

  He's like, right there, and then he takes the rope off.

• 39:09Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 39:10Speaker 02

  That's a lot of suicides.

• 39:12Mark Normand?

  Now, now, let's see, uh, Key West.

• 39:14Speaker 03

  Oh god.

• 39:15Speaker 02

  Here we go.

• 39:15Mark Normand?

  I'm nervous. I don't wanna ruin the movie.

• 39:17Sam Morril?

  You really didn't even come close to spelling suicide.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  No, you read "seust."

• 39:23Mark Normand?

  Oh, one for every 25 hundo.

• 39:25Sam Morril?

  That's a lot.

• 39:25Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 39:26Mark Normand?

  Oh, is that a lot?

• 39:26Speaker 02

  The other one was...

• 39:27Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 39:28Speaker 02

  That's like way, way, way higher.

• 39:30Mark Normand?

  And a way less population.

• 39:32Sam Morril?

  Staggering.

• 39:34Speaker 03

  Staggering.

• 39:34Mark Normand?

  Staggering. 27.7.

• 39:37Speaker 02

  Well, everybody's staggering there.

• 39:40Speaker 03

  Dude, we're beating Syracuse.

• 39:43Mark Normand?

  You got them like doubled up.

• 39:47Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 39:48Sam Morril?

  But a lot of people who move there, as you said, are like, they're trying to get away from something.

• 39:51Mark Normand?

  That's right. They're running from something.

• 39:52Speaker 03

  You know what people say weird shit like, hey, when I first moved down, how long you been living in Key West? And they go, they don't say, I moved down here. They say, I quit the real world in 1991.

• 40:05Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 40:06Speaker 03

  I quit the real world is what they say. Because it is weird.

• 40:10Mark Normand?

  It is weird.

• 40:11Speaker 03

  My girlfriend calls it adult fa... what do they call it? Adult Never Never Land.

• 40:16Mark Normand?

  Ooh.

• 40:17Speaker 03

  That's what it is. Like, you're just going away.

• 40:19Sam Morril?

  That's where Michael Jackson raped children.

• 40:24Speaker 03

  He did that Child Never Never Land.

• 40:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 40:27Sam Morril?

  That's a beautiful portrait there of...

• 40:29Mark Normand?

  One of the most famous suicides of all time.

• 40:31Sam Morril?

  Wow, yeah.

• 40:31Speaker 03

  Hemingway.

• 40:32Mark Normand?

  Was he in Key West? Did he do it there?

• 40:34Speaker 03

  No, he didn't kill himself in Key West. He killed himself in Cuba.

• 40:37Mark Normand?

  Alright, Cuba sucks worse.

• 40:41Speaker 03

  But no, James Patterson, who we were just talking about, he does a killer show called Hemingway in a Funny Way. And it's just an interesting look at the lesser known things about Ernest Hemingway. And he wrote, he researched the fuck out of it and wrote a beautiful show. It's an hour long. And it's really interesting and really funny. And I think this week is his last week doing it.

• 41:03Sam Morril?

  Because he's gonna kill himself.

• 41:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:05Mark Normand?

  That's a big closer.

• 41:07Sam Morril?

  The Kim Burns Hemingway thing is so good.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Oh, I haven't seen that.

• 41:10Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 41:11Sam Morril?

  I really, I thought, we talked about it. I thought you watched it.

• 41:13Mark Normand?

  Maybe I...

• 41:14Sam Morril?

  It's really, it's really good.

• 41:15Speaker 02

  Might have been pretending.

• 41:16Mark Normand?

  I think I saw. He liked cats?

• 41:18Sam Morril?

  No, you'd watch it. We talked about it.

• 41:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah, alright.

• 41:20Sam Morril?

  It was like a long, it was years ago.

• 41:21Mark Normand?

  I didn't know it was Burns.

• 41:22Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 41:23Mark Normand?

  Oh, shit.

• 41:23Sam Morril?

  That was a good one.

• 41:24Mark Normand?

  PBS?

• 41:25Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 41:25Speaker 03

  Oh, wait, that's the one where they allude to Hemingway being queer?

• 41:29Sam Morril?

  No, but he would dress as a woman and fuck women.

• 41:31Speaker 03

  Well, no, no, he didn't. This is what happened, and this is in James's show, is when he was a boy, a young boy, his mother would dress him up as a girl.

• 41:42Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 41:42Speaker 03

  And called him Little Dolly.

• 41:44Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 41:45Speaker 03

  And so that's why he went on this rampage of killing everything, like being a hunter and fucking, he's killing rhinos.

• 41:52Mark Normand?

  He gotta overcompensate.

• 41:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, that's what James's show is kind of about.

• 41:56Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 41:57Speaker 03

  It's interesting.

• 41:58Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 41:59Speaker 03

  But yeah, yeah, he was a-

• 42:01Mark Normand?

  That's interesting.

• 42:02Speaker 03

  Little dolly.

• 42:05Speaker 03

  I've been called worse by my mother.

• 42:09Sam Morril?

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• 42:50Sam Morril?

  So you know this is the underwear. Uh, go to sheathunderwear.com and use code DRUNK to get 20% off your first order. Plus Sheath underwear is 100% money back guarantee. Plus this guy's a veteran, guys. Anyone wanna support a veteran? This is the best underwear you're gonna, ever gonna get. It's amazing. That's sheathunderwear.com, promo code DRUNK. Get Sheath underwear, support the show, support your balls.

• 43:12Speaker 02

  Um, what was I gonna say about the fucking movie, A Doc Something? Oh, Ken Burns. I don't know, does that guy, how does he work this much? He's made like 750 hours with the movies. I know his brother makes movies too, which I think sometimes people squeeze them together.

• 43:30Mark Normand?

  And he's got a full head of black hair.

• 43:31Sam Morril?

  He almost had him on the pod and then note I got from the publicist was Mark can't fart on him.

• 43:35Mark Normand?

  Oh, man, I didn't know that. You never told me that.

• 43:38Sam Morril?

  Yeah, yeah, but we were like this. I think we still could maybe get him at some point.

• 43:41Mark Normand?

  All right, I'll hold back.

• 43:44Sam Morril?

  He was promoting, I think it was on like Da Vinci or something. It was a new thing he was doing.

• 43:47Mark Normand?

  But that means he's watched. If he knows about the farting.

• 43:49Sam Morril?

  That means the publicist is watching.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  Right, right.

• 43:51Mark Normand?

  Ah, shit.

• 43:52Sam Morril?

  I don't think he's aware of us.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  I love the idea that he's like, "I'll do it, but I don't want to be farted." No, he never stops making movies, this guy. He's unbelievable.

• 44:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah, some could be edited.

• 44:02Speaker 02

  Well, he's...

• 44:03Speaker 03

  But isn't it kinda, because it's not original footage. He's not shooting a movie.

• 44:08Mark Normand?

  No, it's just a photo that he zooms in.

• 44:09Speaker 03

  He's taking archives of stuff and being like, "All right, this is what happened."

• 44:13Speaker 02

  But that's even harder. That's the hardest part of doing the fucking thing. You're gonna find all the stuff. Shooting is easier.

• 44:19Sam Morril?

  He's definitely got help.

• 44:20Speaker 02

  He's got a lot of help, of course, but still, it's a lot of work. I always love Ken Burns. I talk about this anytime he comes up. He made the baseball doc and I think the Red Sox were celebrating like 100 years of 99 or whatever. And they had him and he goes, he read a poem or something that he wrote and he goes like, "No matter what, the Boston Red Sox will always be the greatest baseball organization ever." And you're like, "Well, they have a history of extreme racism and haven't won a championship in 86 years." You're like, "I think that could be up for debate."

• 44:54Mark Normand?

  Pretty good.

• 44:55Speaker 02

  They were the last team to have a black player or manager and haven't won in eight decades. He's like, "They're number one."

• 45:01Mark Normand?

  Didn't they beat the Yankees?

• 45:02Speaker 02

  I bet you. It was post that.

• 45:04Mark Normand?

  Oh, shit.

• 45:05Speaker 02

  But baseball, that documentary is amazing and, yeah.

• 45:08Mark Normand?

  The Vietnam one was a tad dense.

• 45:11Sam Morril?

  I don't think I saw that one. Oh, it's awesome.

• 45:13Mark Normand?

  It's good, but, ooh, it was heavy.

• 45:15Speaker 02

  It's really great.

• 45:16Mark Normand?

  You're going there.

• 45:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm going there.

• 45:18Speaker 04

  Wow, this is amazing. This is Boston's first black player, Elijah Pumpsy Green. In 1959, the league got integrated in 47.

• 45:29Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow. They held out.

• 45:32Speaker 02

  Yes. Tough to win a pennant when you refuse to have a black guy.

• 45:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah, damn.

• 45:38Speaker 02

  Little tricky. I think Yaki, they had to change the name of the street. It was called Yaki Way, but Tom Yaki was like a vile racist. So now it's back to Jersey Street.

• 45:47Mark Normand?

  Wait, really? They changed Yaki Way?

• 45:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, quite a while ago now. Yeah, there he is. He has racist face.

• 45:52Mark Normand?

  He does.

• 45:54Speaker 02

  Really, but he's, you know, born in 1903. What do you want him to do?

• 45:57Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. What's his face? Was it Ted Williams?

• 46:01Speaker 02

  No, Ty Cobb.

• 46:02Mark Normand?

  Ty Cobb. He's a raging racist.

• 46:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, they made a movie about how-

• 46:06Mark Normand?

  They did?

• 46:07Speaker 02

  Tommy Lee Jones.

• 46:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, Tommy Lee Jones.

• 46:10Speaker 02

  Well, Balger had that great joke.

• 46:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's more than one. There was another comic from Atlanta that had pretty much the same joke about how crazy Ty Cobb's racism was. And basically, the joke was, another reporter in 19 whatever, 29, wrote an article about how crazy Ty Cobb's racism was. And he's like, "Do you know how racist you're gonna be to have a white guy-

• 46:36Mark Normand?

  In 29?

• 46:37Speaker 03

  -call another guy, another white guy fucking racist in 1929?"

• 46:41Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 46:42Speaker 03

  I think I butchered it.

• 46:43Speaker 02

  No, it's, Balger had, his joke was something about that, that, there was a quote that said he's racist almost to the point of psychosis.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:50Speaker 02

  And it was the same thing of like, a white guy being like, this guy's crazy.

• 46:53Speaker 03

  It poured it on delusional.

• 46:54Speaker 02

  Right.

• 46:55Speaker 03

  And it was like, what does that mean? He was like, uh, Ty, everyone's like, "I don't think black people should be in the same swimming pools with white people." And then Ty Cobb's in the corner of the pool like, "Yeah, they're gonna steal our mermaids."

• 47:08Mark Normand?

  That's great. Damn. That's great. Well, you gotta think, if you're a white player back then, and you're super racist, you're gonna play your fucking head off, cuz you wanna beat, you wanna show everybody, like, "Hey, we're the best. We can have these blacks coming in. Look how good I am."

• 47:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, but those Negro leagues, like, they just started letting those stats in for like, the Hall of Fame now, like, recently.

• 47:28Mark Normand?

  Oh, no. We're done. That's it. When those stats get in, it's over. For the honkies. We should do, uh, black versus white.

• 47:38Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 47:40Mark Normand?

  See what happens.

• 47:41Speaker 02

  Depends on which sport.

• 47:43Speaker 04

  Dominican's taking everybody.

• 47:43Mark Normand?

  Oh, good point. Well, we could do swimming.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  Yes, swimming, I think we'll be okay.

• 47:47Mark Normand?

  Hockey.

• 47:48Speaker 02

  Running, we're out.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  Who would Sammy Sosa play for?

• 47:49Speaker 02

  Hockey's tough.

• 47:51Sam Morril?

  He was Dominican, I think.

• 47:52Speaker 04

  But have you seen him, lady?

• 47:53Sam Morril?

  Oh.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  He's black again.

• 47:55Speaker 04

  Is he?

• 47:56Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he's back.

• 47:56Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. He got pretty white there.

• 47:58Sam Morril?

  He got white, but I think he's back. And he finally admitted he cheated. He finally admitted to steroids.

• 48:03Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 48:03Speaker 04

  Oh, that's nice.

• 48:04Mark Normand?

  Geez, he's like Mambo Number Five over here. He's like a Batman villain on the right.

• 48:09Sam Morril?

  No, he looks, uh, he does not look good.

• 48:11Mark Normand?

  Wow, look at that. That's crazy. How'd he do that?

• 48:15Speaker 02

  That is really something.

• 48:17Mark Normand?

  Does steroids make you whiter?

• 48:19Speaker 02

  It's just powder.

• 48:20Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 48:21Speaker 02

  Powder up.

• 48:22Mark Normand?

  Good movie.

• 48:24Speaker 02

  I'd like to differ.

• 48:25Mark Normand?

  It's not great. I saw it in the theater.

• 48:27Speaker 02

  Did you really?

• 48:27Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  I think I did too.

• 48:29Speaker 03

  Well, Powder came out at the same time as the other one that was just like it.

• 48:33Mark Normand?

  Phenomenon?

• 48:34Speaker 03

  Phenomenon.

• 48:35Mark Normand?

  Oh, that in the theater too, yeah.

• 48:36Speaker 02

  John Travolta?

• 48:37Speaker 03

  John Travolta, yes.

• 48:40Speaker 02

  I was thinking of Michael.

• 48:41Mark Normand?

  Michael too?

• 48:41Speaker 04

  That was a piece of shit.

• 48:42Mark Normand?

  It's a big spiritual moment in movies. I'll see anything in the theater. This, A Portrait of a Comedian.

• 48:48Speaker 02

  Well, back in the day, you went to every movie. I did anyways.

• 48:51Mark Normand?

  I went to a lot.

• 48:52Speaker 02

  And it was always full. It was great.

• 48:54Speaker 03

  I saw Batteries Not Included.

• 48:56Mark Normand?

  That's great.

• 48:57Speaker 03

  By myself.

• 48:59Mark Normand?

  Wait, was that Johnny Five?

• 49:01Speaker 03

  No, that was very, it was right around the same time as all that shit. This was a Spielberg film.

• 49:06Mark Normand?

  Yes!

• 49:07Speaker 03

  And it was the robots that came and helped the poor people in a fucking house that they were gonna tear down.

• 49:12Mark Normand?

  It was stop motion.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  I don't know. It was fucking awesome.

• 49:15Speaker 02

  Real people.

• 49:16Mark Normand?

  No, no, but they had the little robot.

• 49:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was a...

• 49:20Mark Normand?

  Those were cute as hell. Wow, that's a fucking blast from the past.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  I saw that in the theater.

• 49:24Speaker 03

  Oh, it's great, right? Cause all those people live in like a tenement building in New York.

• 49:29Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 49:29Speaker 03

  And they're getting ready to demolish the block, but they don't, they don't wanna leave. And so the developer is like, "Ah, we're gonna fucking kick ya outta here," and then robots come in and help him.

• 49:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 49:41Speaker 04

  I can't believe he made E.T. and then this.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:43Speaker 02

  Oh, this is Spielberg?

• 49:44Speaker 03

  Yes!

• 49:45Speaker 02

  No, he produced it.

• 49:46Speaker 04

  Oh, he didn't direct this?

• 49:47Speaker 02

  No, Marty Robbins directed it.

• 49:49Speaker 04

  Whoa!

• 49:50Speaker 02

  I saw it on the poster a second ago.

• 49:54Mark Normand?

  Well, it's funny how times have changed. Now, robots are gonna take away from poor people. They're like, "Hey, you drive a truck? Well, that's over."

• 50:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, we can do that.

• 50:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 50:03Speaker 02

  And the rich people too. It's terrifying. You guys terrified? Oh, Matthew Robbins.

• 50:06Mark Normand?

  Ah, we got a little time.

• 50:08Speaker 02

  Very little.

• 50:09Speaker 04

  Not a lot of time.

• 50:10Speaker 02

  Well, I was just in...

• 50:11Speaker 04

  One of those tours now.

• 50:12Speaker 02

  I was just in Tempe and they got the self-driving car. This, this sounds like a made-up story. It was so perfect for a movie, or I did it in my act.

• 50:21Mark Normand?

  The Waymo?

• 50:22Speaker 02

  Waymo.

• 50:22Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 50:23Speaker 02

  So it's like a self-driving lift. And we, Matt Wayne and I get to Tempe. We get in the car. The, the lift is all duct taped together. The whole trunk is duct taped. The trunk doesn't open. I was in a fender bender. I gotta put your suitcases in through the back. So she has to open the back door and put our suitcases. And I go, what's with the Waymo? They got the robot car, huh? And she goes, I don't know how people trust these with their lives. It's insane. She literally pulls directly into traffic and it's like.

• 50:51Speaker 02

  It's, oh, Jesus. And I'm like, yeah, it seems crazy to trust these things.

• 50:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah, well, what's worse, self-driving or woman? It's.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. I mean, if they're gonna replace Asian drivers, I'm all for it.

• 51:03Mark Normand?

  Yeah, Waymo. I think that's what Tom's wearing to the wedding. Oh, Waymo. Waymo.

• 51:12Mark Normand?

  Way less.

• 51:13Speaker 03

  That was a bit, I, I, years ago, when they first come out with the GPS, uh, directions.

• 51:18Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. That was big.

• 51:20Speaker 03

  I, I always questioned, why is it always a lady's voice?

• 51:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:24Speaker 03

  Why is it always a lady's voice? Turn left.

• 51:26Mark Normand?

  It's gentler.

• 51:27Speaker 03

  I was like, uh, no lady has ever had fucking good directions.

• 51:31Mark Normand?

  That's a good point.

• 51:32Speaker 02

  But there's all these studies, the psychological studies, this is why the subway is like this.

• 51:36Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 51:37Speaker 02

  Men listen, not men, people hear instructions from women better, information from women better, and commands from men better.

• 51:46Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 51:47Speaker 02

  That's why when you're in the subway, it's a lady says, the next stop is 42nd Street. And then a man comes on and says, stand clear of the closing doors, please.

• 51:54Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. So women are, we're better at.

• 51:57Speaker 03

  Because women are like teachers.

• 51:59Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 52:00Speaker 03

  Men are.

• 52:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 52:03Speaker 02

  Can I say that? Bleep it.

• 52:06Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 52:06Speaker 03

  Hey, let me get a hit of Bodega Cat.

• 52:08Mark Normand?

  Keep it coming, man. We got 18 bottles back here.

• 52:10Speaker 03

  Bodega Cat?

• 52:11Mark Normand?

  You got it. Say it again for the people at home.

• 52:13Speaker 03

  I don't wanna open a new one.

• 52:15Mark Normand?

  You got a, you got another cocktail left in that one.

• 52:17Speaker 03

  Oh, my goodness. This is, uh, I really enjoy your whiskey. Hello, now, do you brew it at home?

• 52:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah, we'd make it in Vietnam. But we'll send some to the club, for sure, but I don't know, we don't wanna get you in trouble there, buddy.

• 52:30Speaker 03

  Does it have any names right on it?

• 52:32Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 52:32Mark Normand?

  Somewhere on there, yeah.

• 52:34Speaker 02

  I like to picture Sam and Marcus in a bathtub.

• 52:36Speaker 03

  It's a fucking dam on the back. Oh, my God.

• 52:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's fun, man.

• 52:40Speaker 03

  I'm bringing this all over the world.

• 52:42Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  Get a bottle, take a bottle.

• 52:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's more than, I think it's more than four point.

• 52:49Speaker 02

  You check the ounces? No, you check the thing.

• 52:51Speaker 03

  Who can afford a check bag?

• 52:53Sam Morril?

  It's never worth checking a bag.

• 52:54Speaker 02

  Really?

• 52:55Sam Morril?

  I hate checking bags.

• 52:56Mark Normand?

  I don't check either.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  Oh, I check sometimes now. I never checked in.

• 52:59Sam Morril?

  If I'm going on a long, if I go on like a 10 day stretch, I'll check, but other than that.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  I'm going for 40 days. I have a backpack and a duffel.

• 53:07Mark Normand?

  Jesus.

• 53:08Speaker 02

  Duffel?

• 53:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Yeah, I do the check sometimes when I have to, and then I'll go to the lounge and burn like 10 minutes, and then you come back and the bag's waiting for you.

• 53:19Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, also, if you rent a car, it just takes time. I put my opener in the back of the plane, so I gotta stand around waiting for his stupid ass anyways.

• 53:26Mark Normand?

  Well, there you go.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  By the time he gets there.

• 53:28Mark Normand?

  I do that with my wife.

• 53:30Speaker 02

  I've done that too, actually.

• 53:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah, they don't like it.

• 53:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, what can you do?

• 53:34Mark Normand?

  What I did once, we flew to London when we did that game show.

• 53:38Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that was great. I loved every second of it, and I hope they bring it back.

• 53:41Mark Normand?

  We had a great time, a lot of work this show, but.

• 53:44Speaker 02

  You hated it.

• 53:44Mark Normand?

  We went to London, I hated it, but the wife, I brought the wife, but they gave us a first class ticket, which was not too shabby. Ticket to London, lay down, great meal. So what I would do is eat half the meal, and then walk back to the old peasant area and give her half the bowl.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  Very nice.

• 54:02Mark Normand?

  I was trying to be, you know, equality.

• 54:05Speaker 02

  That's pretty good. I did the same, but I just whipped it back there.

• 54:07Mark Normand?

  Oh, smart.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  I just kind of hurled it back at all of them.

• 54:10Mark Normand?

  Catch it like a seal.

• 54:13Speaker 02

  No, I had that one time when I was on a flight. I was in first class, because I bought my ticket first, and then Sarah fucking tagged along.

• 54:19Mark Normand?

  Yep.

• 54:20Speaker 02

  And so she was in the back, and then, so when I was sitting there, there was a big Texas guy. We were heading to Texas, that's where she's from. He was next to me.

• 54:26Mark Normand?

  Yeehaw.

• 54:26Speaker 02

  And then she got on, and I was like, ah, too bad, you didn't work harder. I was busting her balls. And the guy was like, well, down in Texas, no man, no gentleman would let his wife sit back there, and they certainly wouldn't make any jokes about it.

• 54:38Mark Normand?

  Jeez.

• 54:39Speaker 02

  And I was like, wow, that's a good thing I'm not from Texas.

• 54:43Sam Morril?

  Good point.

• 54:46Mark Normand?

  She was in Oklahoma trying to get an abortion.

• 54:48Sam Morril?

  She's in the overhead, but he talks to her nicely.

• 54:51Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 54:52Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he tried to like shame me and I was like, I don't know what to tell you.

• 54:55Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 54:55Sam Morril?

  Damn, did you talk to him or no? No, no, I try not to.

• 55:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah, the plane chit chat is tough.

• 55:03Sam Morril?

  God, that's the one thing I liked about the masks is it was like you could just avoid a conversation. I mean, I hated everything else. Right. But like no one talked to you in those things.

• 55:11Mark Normand?

  That's true. And I had a, after COVID, I sat next to a woman, I don't want to be too mean here, but she smelled horrific, like the craziest BO, a weird milky, soury smell coming off of her. And I had to, I had to ask for a mask. So everybody thought I was like a COVID queef on the plane. This is like six months ago, like, look at this fucking nerd. And I'm like, no, no, it's, it's the giant lady.

• 55:35Sam Morril?

  I did that, I did that with Hanley once. Phil Hanley and I were on a flight together and the person sitting next to me smelled like absolute shit.

• 55:41Mark Normand?

  There we go.

• 55:41Sam Morril?

  And I was just, I just walked over, I was like, hey, do you mind if I, my friend's right here, do you mind if I switch? And they were like, yeah, sure. The person walks over and they just looked at me like, you motherfucker. Cause they couldn't say shit. They couldn't say shit without being rude. And I told Phil, I'm like, smells really bad.

• 55:56Mark Normand?

  Good move.

• 55:56Sam Morril?

  It's a good move.

• 55:57Mark Normand?

  That is a shit.

• 55:58Sam Morril?

  It's a dick move, but it was a good move.

• 55:59Mark Normand?

  What's a dick move to smell like ass in public also?

• 56:02Speaker 03

  I had it yesterday, cause I'm, I'm not familiar with New York City. I get to the LaGuardia, I get on the bus, which was fine.

• 56:10Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:11Speaker 03

  And then the train to Joe's place.

• 56:14Mark Normand?

  Yep.

• 56:15Speaker 03

  And there was a fella, the only seat available, there was a fella across from me and he was an older African American man.

• 56:22Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  And he had pissed and shit his pants for weeks, like same pant, like just in like a whole leg.

• 56:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  Clearly he hanging to the right.

• 56:36Mark Normand?

  Sure, sure.

• 56:37Speaker 03

  Just piss and shit down his fucking, and I'm sitting across and it was nauseating.

• 56:43Mark Normand?

  Of course.

• 56:43Speaker 03

  But it was the only seat on the thing.

• 56:45Mark Normand?

  You didn't want to stand?

• 56:46Speaker 03

  Then finally.

• 56:47Sam Morril?

  He sat in his lap, of course.

• 56:48Speaker 03

  It was a whole plane. So eventually somebody over there moved and I. I go, oh, I'm gonna move seats to get a better smell.

• 56:56Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 56:56Speaker 03

  And, uh, everyone looked at me like I was an asshole. Like, they were like, why are you moving seats in the middle of the ride? And, uh, I don't.

• 57:05Sam Morril?

  Nah, no one cares. No, no real New Yorker gives a fuck.

• 57:07Mark Normand?

  Yeah, fuck that.

• 57:08Speaker 03

  I don't, I, I don't get this. It's too big. This fucking place is too big.

• 57:12Mark Normand?

  In that situation, you wait for the pregnant woman to come and you go, ma'am, here you go. Got a seat right here for you. I'm a gentleman.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  Well, you want that stuff they have in Silence of the Lambs when they work with the dead bodies. Where you put like a little Hitler mustache with the thing.

• 57:24Mark Normand?

  That's good.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  What's that, what's that called?

• 57:26Mark Normand?

  What is that? The smelling salts?

• 57:27Speaker 03

  Oh, when he goes, I can smell your cunt.

• 57:29Speaker 02

  No, that's different.

• 57:32Sam Morril?

  Dude, I just saw a thing about that movie that Gene Hackman was originally supposed to direct that.

• 57:36Mark Normand?

  What?

• 57:37Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he was, and, and his daughter talked him out of it. She's like, it's really dark, you shouldn't do it. And that's why Jonathan, like, it's hard to picture someone crushing it like Jonathan.

• 57:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 57:45Sam Morril?

  It's such a good movie.

• 57:46Mark Normand?

  Blessing of the skies, I think.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  Basically.

• 57:48Mark Normand?

  Didn't he just die in a weird thing? Yes.

• 57:51Speaker 03

  You think it was about that movie?

• 57:53Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I do.

• 57:54Speaker 03

  If I had just a rec.

• 57:55Sam Morril?

  Long game.

• 57:56Mark Normand?

  People sometimes plays methylated, methylated product, like Vicks or Stink Bomb. Ooh, I like that.

• 58:04Sam Morril?

  Stink Bomb. I had a couple of those.

• 58:08Mark Normand?

  Uh, yeah, that, they should get more of that. You know, you ever done the smelling salts?

• 58:11Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 58:11Mark Normand?

  That shit hurts.

• 58:12Sam Morril?

  I hate it.

• 58:13Mark Normand?

  Oh, I hate it.

• 58:14Speaker 03

  Never done, oh, well, like.

• 58:15Mark Normand?

  It's hell. It hurts.

• 58:17Sam Morril?

  I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know you're supposed to put it like down here. I, I was in Rogan's green room and I, I just put it like right here. And I was like, ah, fuck. And he, and he's just like shaking me. I'm like, am I dying? He's like, I'm like, oh, I'm the fucking, this is like a Jew in that green room.

• 58:30Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 58:31Sam Morril?

  I'm like, god damn it.

• 58:31Mark Normand?

  Well, Ari has to hold it over here. I mean, that honker.

• 58:35Sam Morril?

  That hard park.

• 58:36Speaker 03

  Why would that come into play at all? Why you got smelling salts?

• 58:39Speaker 02

  Get you jacked up. You gotta be, then Austin, you gotta be jacked up to do comedy.

• 58:43Mark Normand?

  You got that right.

• 58:44Sam Morril?

  I was just fading. You're just on the road that many days. I'm like, I've never tried it. I'll try, I'll try it once. And then I was like, I'm never doing.

• 58:50Mark Normand?

  It works. I had a hangover. I hit that shit. I was. Cool as a cucumber.

• 58:53Speaker 02

  What is it having a cocaine?

• 58:55Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:55Speaker 02

  That's around. That's scary.

• 58:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's a lot.

• 58:58Sam Morril?

  But it's just another, you know what I mean?

• 58:59Mark Normand?

  Did you do the coke?

• 58:59Sam Morril?

  It's just another form of discomfort. It's like when you're like-

• 59:02Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 59:02Sam Morril?

  It's like when you have like a jam pinky and then you fuck up your toe and you're like, ah, this is the focus.

• 59:06Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes, exactly.

• 59:08Sam Morril?

  I don't know if it's curing it or you're just annoyed with something else.

• 59:10Speaker 02

  That's how I feel about drinking caffeine. People like, you're tired, have a cup of coffee. I'll have caffeine. I'm still sleepy, but I'm jittery and sleepy.

• 59:18Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 59:19Speaker 02

  Now I'm still tired, but I'm doing this.

• 59:22Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I would think coffee's gonna like cure depression when I'm feeling low and then I have like five of them and I'm just anxious.

• 59:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 59:28Mark Normand?

  And depressed.

• 59:29Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I'm just like, oh, fuck.

• 59:30Mark Normand?

  Well, they say coffee doesn't make you energetic. It just makes the tired feeling, you don't feel it. So it actually doesn't give you any energy. It just blocks that feeling of tiredness for a second. But the problem, it's like the mafia coffee, because once you get in, you can't get out.

• 59:45Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 59:45Mark Normand?

  And that's the problem. Like, I don't even wanna drink coffee.

• 59:47Sam Morril?

  And if you're gay, they'll kill you.

• 59:48Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that too.

• 59:50Sam Morril?

  That would be a good coffee product.

• 59:54Mark Normand?

  Gay coffee. There you go. What the hell's this?

• 59:58Sam Morril?

  Gay Sopranos.

• 59:59Mark Normand?

  Hold up, the gay mafia guy. Well done.

• 1:00:01Sam Morril?

  Oh, man, I gotta tell a quick story-

• 1:00:03Mark Normand?

  Please.

• 1:00:03Sam Morril?

  About Steve Sharippa. Cause this is-

• 1:00:05Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:00:05Sam Morril?

  Cause he's coming on the pod and I was texting with him and he was like, no other Sopranos people. And I was like, that's fine, it can be just you. And he's like, call me. And I was like, alright. And he goes, you booking any other Sopranos people? I was like, no. And he's like-

• 1:00:17Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 1:00:17Sam Morril?

  No setups. And I was like, this isn't the Sopranos, dude.

• 1:00:20Mark Normand?

  Oh, it's Baklava.

• 1:00:21Sam Morril?

  Bakalava.

• 1:00:21Mark Normand?

  Bakalava, sorry.

• 1:00:22Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but I was like, what the fuck?

• 1:00:25Mark Normand?

  Geez, what's that about? He wants to be the main star?

• 1:00:27Sam Morril?

  No, I think he's just like, I think he's probably just done a ton of shit with them and he just wants to do his own thing.

• 1:00:32Mark Normand?

  I get that.

• 1:00:32Sam Morril?

  But then also, I just like the idea that he thought I was gonna set him up.

• 1:00:35Mark Normand?

  Right, right. I think it's kinda like, you know-

• 1:00:37Speaker 02

  Wait, is he the, he, he's not the one that turned out gay on the show?

• 1:00:41Sam Morril?

  No.

• 1:00:41Mark Normand?

  No, that was Vito.

• 1:00:42Sam Morril?

  That's Vito. That's a crazy storyline.

• 1:00:45Mark Normand?

  But I think it's like you call Andrew Santino and he goes, "No Bobby Lee." Like, "I don't want to always be associated."

• 1:00:51Sam Morril?

  I don't, but he wouldn't say that. Do you, what, do you have any movie recs list?

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  Uh, I haven't been watching too much. We just watched, uh, Leave the World Behind. Did you watch that one, the Netflix?

• 1:01:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Speaker 02

  Really comes apart. For like forty-five minutes, I was like, "This movie is chilling and fucking cool as hell," and then it falls apart.

• 1:01:07Mark Normand?

  Produced by Obama.

• 1:01:09Speaker 02

  Weird. Oh, yeah, both Obamas, Michelle and Barack. Very strange. What have I been seeing? I, we saw the new Woody Harrelson, he's underwater movie.

• 1:01:18Mark Normand?

  I heard it was decent.

• 1:01:18Speaker 03

  Kristen wants to see that.

• 1:01:19Speaker 02

  Uh, it's all right. It's not great.

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  Deep breath.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  Deep breath, last breath.

• 1:01:23Speaker 03

  Last breath.

• 1:01:24Mark Normand?

  Mmm.

• 1:01:24Speaker 02

  Last kiss. Yeah, we saw that.

• 1:01:26Speaker 03

  True story, though, right? About the guys down in the...

• 1:01:29Mark Normand?

  That's right.

• 1:01:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:30Speaker 03

  They try to reattach the thing and drag him up and it's not gonna work out.

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  I was bummed out because it's based on a documentary, and if I knew that, I would've just watched the goddamn documentary.

• 1:01:38Speaker 03

  Documentary.

• 1:01:39Mark Normand?

  Yeah. It's like the Bob Dylan movie.

• 1:01:42Speaker 02

  I don't know what else I've...

• 1:01:42Mark Normand?

  Watch the doc.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know what else I've seen.

• 1:01:45Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah? A little late, huh? Did you see the movie?

• 1:01:49Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:01:50Mark Normand?

  Shalhoub's good.

• 1:01:51Speaker 03

  I don't see some.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  I liked him. I thought he was good.

• 1:01:53Mark Normand?

  He's good in it. He was pissed he didn't win that Oscar, you could tell.

• 1:01:57Speaker 02

  He's a young guy. He's gonna be all right.

• 1:01:58Mark Normand?

  He'll be fine.

• 1:01:59Sam Morril?

  He'll be back. He's like Dan Marino. He'll be back. Plenty of opportunities.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  Him, Karl Malone, they'll figure it out.

• 1:02:06Mark Normand?

  You're a weird guy, Ace.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  The Mailman. I'm reading that Phil Jackson book. I'm loving it.

• 1:02:09Sam Morril?

  I'm gonna pick it up.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  I'm ripping through it.

• 1:02:11Sam Morril?

  I got, I, I just read the Facebook, uh, it's called, uh, what's it called, uh?

• 1:02:16Mark Normand?

  Meta.

• 1:02:17Sam Morril?

  No, no, the new, uh...

• 1:02:18Mark Normand?

  Social network.

• 1:02:19Sam Morril?

  Careless People. It's like, everyone's talking about this book, because she's not even allowed to promote it because they're suing her.

• 1:02:24Mark Normand?

  Whoa!

• 1:02:25Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but it's like crazy stories about Zuckerberg and Sheryl Sandberg and stuff. It's, it's fucking crazy.

• 1:02:30Mark Normand?

  That'll help, uh, help numbers if you get sued. That'll make it some buzz.

• 1:02:33Sam Morril?

  I know, you can't do any press, but everyone's fucking talking about this book, and it's just cra... It is funny, this thing I've realized about these super famous, or super powerful, like, uh, people who just control everything. Whenever they do like a board game on their private jet, or any game, they just, everyone just throws a game.

• 1:02:49Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:02:50Sam Morril?

  And they don't realize it. It's the same thing with Sumner Redstone. All these like big, powerful, like, you know, uh... Because I think they're just terrified of them. And they all, and these people all can't accept losing. They don't understand losing because their life is all winning.

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:03:03Sam Morril?

  So when they lose, they're just like, wait, what? No, it's, and this one woman like told, like, no one let him win. And Mark Zuckerberg's like, what are you talking about? They don't let me, like, he didn't realize that everyone lets him win every game.

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  No kidding.

• 1:03:13Mark Normand?

  Whoa, weird.

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  I am for Louis, we played tennis. I fucking dominated his ass. Fucking killing him. Yeah, I was like, suck my dick.

• 1:03:21Mark Normand?

  His old is fat.

• 1:03:23Speaker 03

  Think about like these, just gonna be like, alright, we're on the private jet. Let's bust out the monopoly.

• 1:03:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:30Speaker 03

  Yeah. Weird game to.

• 1:03:32Mark Normand?

  You'd think they'd look at Facebook, you know?

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  Any game, yeah, but it was, yeah, but it's, it's, it's interesting as hell. It's like, it's, it's really good.

• 1:03:39Speaker 03

  You gotta play left, right, center, because there's no skill or talent.

• 1:03:43Mark Normand?

  Never played that.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  You must have played.

• 1:03:45Mark Normand?

  I don't think I have.

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  I don't think I played it either.

• 1:03:47Mark Normand?

  What is that?

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  That was a three dollar ante, so it might put both of you guys out.

• 1:03:52Mark Normand?

  I'm out. Is it a gambling?

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  It's, you never played it, huh? The world, the huh, what the, what?

• 1:03:59Speaker 03

  Go Bananas, we used to play.

• 1:04:01Speaker 02

  LOL.

• 1:04:01Mark Normand?

  Maybe I played with you once.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  Beatrice was playing, booking, remember?

• 1:04:04Mark Normand?

  LOL.

• 1:04:05Speaker 02

  LOL, it took over. We were all playing there. It's, you, you roll dice and you, you put, you start with three dollars in front of you. And it is a L die, which means you pass a dollar to the left.

• 1:04:17Mark Normand?

  Oh gee.

• 1:04:17Speaker 02

  There's a center die. If you get that, you put it in the center, that's out of play now.

• 1:04:22Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 1:04:22Speaker 02

  There's a right one, you pass your dollar to the right, and there's a dot. And that means you keep your dollar.

• 1:04:28Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 1:04:28Speaker 02

  Eventually, only one person has a dollar left.

• 1:04:32Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:04:32Speaker 02

  And they win all the money.

• 1:04:33Mark Normand?

  So how long do you have to play before?

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  It takes a while.

• 1:04:36Speaker 03

  It's the only game that you, you're like, I really want to be surrounded by dots.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  That and cricket. But, there's, but.

• 1:04:45Speaker 03

  It was good.

• 1:04:46Speaker 02

  Also, you're never out of the game. Because you think like, I have no money left, but some, if you roll, you get a right, a dollar goes to him. You roll a right, it goes to them.

• 1:04:55Mark Normand?

  We gotta play, do we do a round?

• 1:04:57Speaker 03

  I brought left, right, center, but it's in my bag.

• 1:04:59Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  Fucking condo.

• 1:05:01Mark Normand?

  That could get epic.

• 1:05:02Speaker 02

  We were playing at, I tried to get it at your bachelor party. Ari and I went on like a fucking epic, uh... What do you call that?

• 1:05:10Mark Normand?

  Run?

• 1:05:11Speaker 02

  Run?

• 1:05:12Mark Normand?

  Beer run.

• 1:05:13Speaker 02

  Quest.

• 1:05:13Mark Normand?

  Quest.

• 1:05:14Speaker 02

  We're left, right, center. We couldn't find it. But we used to play in the green room at LOL when Louis's girl was booking it. And there'd be like nine of us and everyone screaming. It's the most fun.

• 1:05:23Sam Morril?

  Damn, I totally forgot about Beatrice. Fucking time flies, man.

• 1:05:25Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:26Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:26Sam Morril?

  Those were crazy days. LOL days.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  It was during December. It was the best club in the city.

• 1:05:31Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 1:05:31Speaker 02

  January, it was the worst place on earth.

• 1:05:33Sam Morril?

  I did New Year's there once. That was probably the worst New Year's of my life.

• 1:05:36Mark Normand?

  What?

• 1:05:37Sam Morril?

  I had nothing booked. I was like, I want to work. And I, yeah, I wanted to fucking kill myself.

• 1:05:40Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:05:41Speaker 02

  Wow. Oh, that like hurt my heart, Sam.

• 1:05:44Sam Morril?

  It was a bad New Year's.

• 1:05:46Mark Normand?

  That has a better suicide rate than Syracuse. New Year's at LOL.

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  Do you still work New Year's?

• 1:05:51Sam Morril?

  Uh, usually not.

• 1:05:54Speaker 02

  I haven't worked. I.

• 1:05:55Sam Morril?

  I don't like, I don't like performing for gigs that are just like people are out for the night and not for the show.

• 1:06:00Mark Normand?

  It's babysitting.

• 1:06:01Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:02Mark Normand?

  When you said you'd quit, I quit.

• 1:06:03Sam Morril?

  Yeah. I said for, I had to think about it, but I don't think I've done it the last couple of years.

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  For years, I would say, I remember being at Caroline's with you, saying, my goal in comedy is to no longer work New Year's Eve.

• 1:06:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  And I did, the last one I ever did was Grand Rapids.

• 1:06:18Mark Normand?

  I did that one.

• 1:06:19Speaker 02

  Doctor Grin? Doctor Grin's. And it was a fucking, it wasn't even a knife fight. It was a gun and sword fight, all in the same building.

• 1:06:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:27Speaker 02

  And I said, I'm like, that's it. I'm done. And I haven't worked since.

• 1:06:29Sam Morril?

  Three show Saturday. We did too many clubs that were three show Saturdays. And the green room in the winter would be like 25 degrees.

• 1:06:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:38Sam Morril?

  You gotta get like a fucking space heater or something.

• 1:06:39Mark Normand?

  Something.

• 1:06:40Sam Morril?

  I'm dying in here.

• 1:06:41Mark Normand?

  I know. Yeah, that, I did that same New Year's. That's already a boozy show. That's a boozy show in May. You know, let alone New Year's.

• 1:06:49Sam Morril?

  Oh, they're fucking booze bags in that city.

• 1:06:51Mark Normand?

  The, the building it's in, the big old building, the Bob, is literally like a drinking center. You know, they have like a bar on every floor. There's a wedding on the top floor, then a comedy club, then a brothel.

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  And you know what they did? They put up nets like the Apple.

• 1:07:05Mark Normand?

  That's right.

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  Cause people were falling off.

• 1:07:07Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:07:09Speaker 02

  Many times. We were like, well, we'll see you tomorrow. They set up fucking.

• 1:07:15Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:07:15Speaker 02

  Nets hanging.

• 1:07:16Mark Normand?

  See a fat bachelorette go down the stairs.

• 1:07:18Sam Morril?

  That's gotta be a lot of deaths just being a fall down drunk. You just fall.

• 1:07:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:07:23Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:24Speaker 02

  Tom will do it.

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  I got a little terrace area and I'm like, oh, I almost, there was like one time I was like, oh, I'm fucking hammered. This could be ugly. I had to like, I had to be like aware of my steps.

• 1:07:33Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:07:34Speaker 02

  I've told this story before, but on the north end, our friend Ryan Cott, who was the old manager of the comedy club.

• 1:07:38Speaker 03

  Roof deck.

• 1:07:39Speaker 02

  I was, he had a rooftop in the north end, the fifth floor, and I was woken up by someone sleeping on like this thing, but like this was a drop, like five stories. And I was laying on it, like taking a nap like this, and they were like, dude, you gotta wake up. And I was like, well, fucking get out of here.

• 1:07:54Speaker 03

  Whoa, there's a clapping song about that.

• 1:07:56Speaker 02

  I was, it was, yeah. It was just straight down. If I had moved, like, if I had rolled in my sleep, I would have fucking fallen off a building.

• 1:08:02Sam Morril?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:08:03Speaker 03

  Good lord, man. What a place to nap.

• 1:08:05Speaker 02

  But I don't know why it made sense to me at the time. I was like, oh, this is like a good size.

• 1:08:10Speaker 03

  It's like a cot.

• 1:08:11Sam Morril?

  You just fucking pass out.

• 1:08:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:13Sam Morril?

  You're just drunk.

• 1:08:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, the amount of drunk, falling asleep driving I've done. We're all lucky to be alive.

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:20Sam Morril?

  Well, dude, plug the movie, uh, you know, uh, one more time, plug the movie Portrait of a Comedian.

• 1:08:25Speaker 02

  Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian, Quad Cinema in New York, starting April 25th. I mean, there's a whole list. Atlanta, Midtown Art Cinema in Atlanta, May 9th, Kendall Square in Cambridge, Massachusetts, May 9th. These are all full runs, by the way. Ritz 5 in Philadelphia, starting May 9th, Los Angeles, uh, Sunset 5. And you can go to TomDustinDoc.com to see where it's playing near you. And we're gonna be adding theaters, Grand Rapids, must, must.

• 1:08:50Sam Morril?

  It's at the Bob, you can see it.

• 1:08:52Speaker 02

  Oh, there you go, yeah. Uh, Lexington, Mass, San Jose, uh, San Francisco, it'll be all over. It's a fun movie. It's a, first of all, it's 93 minutes long.

• 1:09:01Speaker 03

  Funny, like, that, that's what I like about it. You made a, cause I was bummed, like, I was like, oh, my god, everyone's gonna know what a fucking piece of shit I am. No. And blah, blah, blah. And, uh, you made it so funny.

• 1:09:14Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you.

• 1:09:14Speaker 03

  And then it does tell a nice story. I think you fucking did a nice job. It's beautifully done.

• 1:09:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:20Speaker 03

  And you feel friendship.

• 1:09:21Sam Morril?

  Very funny in it. I mean, it's a lot of, uh, there were a lot of laughs in the theater.

• 1:09:24Speaker 03

  When you pulled that shotgun out, I lost it.

• 1:09:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:26Speaker 03

  I don't wanna give anything away.

• 1:09:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's great. That makes it sound like the suicide happens. And then, yeah, I mean, I got a bunch of dates. April, I don't know when this comes out, but Punch Up Live, April 10th through the 12th, Minneapolis, Acme, which is selling out, so do that. And Wilbur Theater, April 19th, which is really close to selling out, so you might be too late on that. Rochester, Cleveland, all those things.

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  They're gonna be playing it at the Tropic Cinema in Key West on May 9th.

• 1:09:52Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  And they're doing a free Bodega Cat tasting.

• 1:09:57Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:09:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:58Speaker 03

  Did you know about?

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  You get one full free bottle.

• 1:10:00Speaker 03

  I'm fucking doing a Bodega Cat tasting.

• 1:10:03Mark Normand?

  We'll set it up. We'll set it up.

• 1:10:05Speaker 03

  I want, yeah, I wish you guys would come back down. I'll figure it out. I'll make it worth it. I'll figure it. I know you're fucking big stars and shit.

• 1:10:13Mark Normand?

  Well, if I can get a hotel this time, I'm in.

• 1:10:15Speaker 03

  No, what, did you stay with Joe Maddow last time?

• 1:10:18Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:10:19Speaker 03

  No, no. I'll tell you, we gotta figure it out now. I got you.

• 1:10:23Mark Normand?

  I believe you. I mean, you-

• 1:10:24Speaker 03

  Louis C.K. just did it last week.

• 1:10:25Mark Normand?

  Louis, Ari, Chad Daniels, you guys have killer lineups.

• 1:10:28Speaker 02

  Jim Norton.

• 1:10:28Speaker 03

  I got Jim Norton coming in two weeks.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  You know what we should do? Let's go do the three of us.

• 1:10:32Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 1:10:33Speaker 02

  The old boy.

• 1:10:34Speaker 03

  That's the festival. That's the Comedy Kid Westival right there.

• 1:10:36Mark Normand?

  One of us will kill ourselves.

• 1:10:38Speaker 02

  We'll leave the wives and babies behind.

• 1:10:42Speaker 02

  I say we do it.

• 1:10:43Mark Normand?

  I love it. And just go see the movie. It's fantastic. Have a few pops, make a night out of it. Try to match Tom's drunkenness. Go see the movie.

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  I'm fucking bad.

• 1:10:52Mark Normand?

  Well, in the movie, I mean.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:10:55Speaker 03

  And then, yes.

• 1:10:56Speaker 02

  Mark, you got Napa?

• 1:10:57Mark Normand?

  Oh, hell, yeah. Napa, Santa Barbara, Asheville, Bristol, Tennessee, New Brunswick, New Jersey, Ithaca. I'm going in the Syracuse area. And then we're going to the United Kingdom, Salford, Birmingham, Cardiff, London, Glasgow.

• 1:11:12Speaker 03

  Wait, this is your schedule?

• 1:11:13Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm going to the UK, baby.

• 1:11:15Speaker 03

  You forgot to say Reykjavik.

• 1:11:17Mark Normand?

  Oh, thank you. I didn't know how to pronounce it. Reykjavik. It's almost sold out, which I don't know anything about Reykjavik, but I can't wait to go. And Albany, Burlington, you know, marknormancomedy.com. Go to Punch Up Live. We're all on there. Figure it out. Get a ticket and say hello.

• 1:11:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:32Mark Normand?

  Sammy.

• 1:11:33Speaker 02

  I got Columbus. Yeah, what do you got there? You know, go up. It's the 10th. No, you're wrong way.

• 1:11:40Sam Morril?

  Columbus, Royal Oak, Grand Rapids, Milwaukee, Madison, Des Moines, St. Louis, Kansas City, Minneapolis, then Phoenix, San Diego, Sacramento, SF, Portland, Adelaide on a Monday, so please fucking don't make me regret that shit. Uh, Seattle, Vancouver, Boise, Denver, I'm all over, so, uh, yeah, adding, adding a bunch of dates coming out soon for the fall and the summer, so, uh, punchup.live/joless, punchup.live/margnorman, punchup.live/samorell, uh, we love ya. Go see the movie, get some Bodega Cat, bodeagacatwhiskey.com, uh, and we'll see you next time, thanks guys.

• 1:12:19Speaker 02

  Oh, can I add one thing?

• 1:12:20Sam Morril?

  Add it.

• 1:12:21Speaker 02

  I'm so sorry.

• 1:12:22Sam Morril?

  Add it.

• 1:12:23Speaker 02

  My, I don't think this has been announced to anybody, I'm, I'm the, I'm the first one in the pool, May 21st, my new special is premiering at the IFC Center.

• 1:12:32Sam Morril?

  Whoa.

• 1:12:33Speaker 02

  At a movie theater. You can come see it live. I love a movie theater, they'll let you do anything at these places.

• 1:12:38Mark Normand?

  You're like Paul Rubens.

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  May 21st, here in New York City, the IFC Center, right by The Cellar.

• 1:12:42Mark Normand?

  He got it.

• 1:12:43Speaker 02

  It'll, uh, it'll be in the cinema, you can watch a comedy special, this could be the, I'm gonna be the first pirate.

• 1:12:48Mark Normand?

  I don't wanna be a pirate. All right, great, that's exciting.

• 1:12:53Sam Morril?

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