Lisa Gilroy and the Final Victoria’s Secret Destination

Actress and Comedian Lisa Gilroy meets Bobby for the 1st time. We chat Moco Island, anti-semitic sentiments, Final Destination Lasik, Shaaa, Thanksgiving Michael Bay drama, and towel boys. Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you: www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly, to start earning points on your rent payments today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 2:25Speaker 02

  It's peaceful.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  You're a peaceful nugget.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  Sha.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  You're Shaq. Dude, stop shakaying, dude. Do what he does. You don't know how to shaka, dude.

• 2:34Speaker 02

  Do you?

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  That's why I've never done it, dude. I'm not confident behind it.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  I mean, he did it.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  I know you guys did it, but you didn't do it right. Wait, wait until the show, dude. Don't do anything funny. Yeah. Hey, when you greet her, just... Yeah, don't be... Yeah, shaka her.

• 2:52Speaker 02

  Sha, sister.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretend you're from an island. But don't laugh. Don't... No, you're from Moco Island.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  Moco Island.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we find her from Moco Island. Hey, have an accent, but don't laugh. Try to do an accent. Do not laugh. Yeah, do do character.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Try it. Your dongo, your dongo from Moco Island.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Some more.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, why not?

• 3:24Speaker 02

  Sha.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Sha, sha, ha, ha, sha, sha, dude. Shaka, dude, sha. What's up, dude?

• 3:31Speaker 04

  I'm the girl, a little scary.

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Don't worry, we're safe.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:37Speaker 04

  Did we... Did it start already?

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  No, we don't start. We don't start until we start, you know?

• 3:41Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  Please let me run. Welcome to time. Her belly. Shaka. Yeah, yeah, shaka. Whoa. She's from Canada. Um, I've, um, been wanting on this pod for... She did everyone else's before. It's fine. Ever... It's fine. Yeah, I have no... I have no resentment.

• 4:07Speaker 04

  I had to work my way to the top.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Is she... Wow! Ooh la la. Shaka, dude. Shaka forever, dude. But, um, his name is Longo from Moco Island.

• 4:19Speaker 04

  Hello.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 4:23Speaker 04

  Olo.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Olo, yeah, yeah. And tell them about where you're from, um, local, Mongo.

• 4:31Speaker 02

  Island, big trees.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, big tree island, dude.

• 4:34Speaker 04

  Wow, very nice.

• 4:34Speaker 02

  Coconuts.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they have big trees and coconuts. Not on the same, right? You have coconut trees and the big trees.

• 4:40Speaker 04

  The big trees aren't coconut trees? They're bushes?

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  They're coconut trees.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, um.

• 4:46Speaker 04

  Aww.

• 4:49Speaker 04

  I love that. Hey.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  God, you're so positive.

• 4:52Speaker 04

  So happy to meet you.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  See, she's very good. You know, you're like one of those white girls that go and lives in the Congo with the animals and stuff.

• 5:02Speaker 04

  Yes, I am.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:03Speaker 04

  And I teach them about Christ.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you do?

• 5:06Speaker 04

  It's so important, because you know, there's people over in other places, nations such as Africa, such as different sorts of, um, Asian islands, things like that.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:15Speaker 04

  And they don't know about Christ.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:18Speaker 04

  If you can believe it.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  I, I can't believe it.

• 5:20Speaker 04

  Actually, so sad.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I know so much about Christ.

• 5:23Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:24Speaker 04

  Worship and adore.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  You do, really?

• 5:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's a sun god, but it's fine, you know what I mean?

• 5:29Speaker 04

  He's a sun god or he's the son of God?

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Both.

• 5:32Speaker 04

  Careful.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Both, both, both, yeah, yeah.

• 5:34Speaker 04

  My true Christian detector is going off.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Are you really a Christian, please?

• 5:37Speaker 04

  No.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. Um, do you believe in any kind of religion?

• 5:40Speaker 04

  Um, I don't know if I do. I don't think I do.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 5:44Speaker 04

  Maybe there's a God. Wow, we're really getting into it, huh?

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, can't.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  You probably have the whitest teeth ever seen.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  I mean, is it like white strips or what? How do you just brush every day or?

• 5:56Speaker 04

  Well, um, it's like a lobotomy for the mouth. They, they, they strap you down and they, they point a light at your mouth and it hurts really bad. Have you ever had that?

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 6:04Speaker 04

  I wouldn't recommend it.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But, uh, were they yellow before or?

• 6:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, they were all crusty, falling out, man.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, um.

• 6:12Speaker 04

  You have to pick them up off the floor, put them back in.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:14Speaker 04

  And they.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  You look like you've never had a cavity.

• 6:16Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, Bobby, I have so many cavities.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  Currently?

• 6:19Speaker 04

  You know, this is my problem, actually.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:21Speaker 04

  I did have my teeth right whitened, but, uh, they were pretty white before because I don't have a lot of enamel, so I get cavities really easy. And I love sweets.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:30Speaker 04

  Like, what are these?

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's a plastic papaya.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:36Speaker 04

  Mind if I?

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  It's fine. Do you live here now?

• 6:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, great.

• 6:40Speaker 04

  In your home?

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, in LA in general.

• 6:43Speaker 04

  Um, I wish I lived in this home. It's so beautiful.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 6:46Speaker 04

  Uh, I live here in LA, yes. I've been here for like six years.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, that's interesting.

• 6:51Speaker 04

  Is it?

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  I've run into you a couple, one time or how many? One time?

• 6:53Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  I think one time.

• 6:55Speaker 04

  When? Where?

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember.

• 6:56Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  I feel like I've said hi to you. No, I've never said hi to you?

• 6:59Speaker 04

  I don't think it's.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Like at the improv or something? No, this is the first time we've met.

• 7:02Speaker 04

  I actually think that.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think so too, then.

• 7:04Speaker 00

  Wow, what an intro then.

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I, I was too like formal. I mean, too.

• 7:08Speaker 00

  No, you just.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  What do you, what do you, what do you?

• 7:10Speaker 04

  You can decide on this.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  No, what do you, no, what do you call it when you're like, you're too familiar with somebody?

• 7:14Speaker 04

  I was at to you though.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Comfortable?

• 7:15Speaker 04

  You went for, you went for a high five and I went for a hug.

• 7:18Speaker 00

  Ah.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I think that's what it was.

• 7:20Speaker 04

  I was guilty of being, that's why you were like, we've met before, right, you crazy bitch?

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe that's what it is.

• 7:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  So, um, she's, um, an actress. She's in the new China show.

• 7:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:31Speaker 00

  Interior.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  With Jimmy Chong Chong and, uh.

• 7:34Speaker 00

  Ronnie.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  And Ronnie Chong Chong. You know what I mean? And, um, yeah, great guys.

• 7:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, great.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Really great guys. And, uh, both have done this program.

• 7:42Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  And, um, Jimmy a couple of times.

• 7:45Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, it's on Hulu, the show.

• 7:48Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and.

• 7:49Speaker 04

  Hulu the show.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  It's called the Hulu show. And then, um, my old boss did it too.

• 7:54Speaker 04

  How old's your boss?

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  No, my old boss.

• 7:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  His name is, um, he's a New Zealand guy. What's his name? Taika Waitata?

• 8:00Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Why? He produced it?

• 8:02Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Give him a round of applause, Taika Waitata.

• 8:05Speaker 00

  Are you the only white lady on that show?

• 8:07Speaker 04

  I am, actually.

• 8:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:08Speaker 04

  So I guess I'm.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  What do you play on it?

• 8:10Speaker 04

  More of a minority than anyone else here.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  What do you play on that?

• 8:15Speaker 04

  I play detective, Detective Sarah Green, and she's really mean and she never smiles.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, wow.

• 8:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Did you date, was it offer or they just, you just?

• 8:22Speaker 04

  Only, honey, no. Uh, uh, the last thing I, I got offered was probably, oh, it was like a diarrhea pill commercial. I don't get offers for anything more, uh, more than that.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  No, well, probably History of the World, you probably didn't audition.

• 8:35Speaker 04

  Oh, that's true, but that, those are like, yeah, small roles. And I had diarrhea while I showed.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:39Speaker 04

  It all comes.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  I did that show too.

• 8:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, you did. Everyone did that show.

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everyone did it.

• 8:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, there we are.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, this is, and, oh, okay, this is the show.

• 8:46Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's, you look great.

• 8:48Speaker 04

  Thanks.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  You really look like a detective there.

• 8:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm trying my best.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  And was that hot with that turtleneck or?

• 8:53Speaker 04

  Um, I'm always kind of cold, so I like that. How are you right now in your hat? Bobby, Bobby, wake up.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. I'm no.

• 9:02Speaker 04

  Oh my god, that was so fucking scary, right?

• 9:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, he does that.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  No, I know, because I have, well, you know what? It takes a long for me to process things.

• 9:09Speaker 04

  Oh, no, tell us.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  You know, well, sometimes, you know, you say things and then it just takes like, it goes into the ear.

• 9:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  And then my mind.

• 9:16Speaker 04

  Goes back in the butt.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so it took me a second, but what was the question again?

• 9:21Speaker 04

  Um, I can't.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, my hat, the hat.

• 9:22Speaker 04

  Do you, I was wondering if you ran cold because you're all winterized over there. You're like a cuddly little ski bear.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  I'll have to tell you, well, let me connect, let me ask you a question. This is what happened last, last night.

• 9:34Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Or two nights ago.

• 9:35Speaker 04

  Doesn't sound like it's gonna be a question, but okay.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  It is gonna be a question.

• 9:37Speaker 00

  Story prep.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  So this is what happened to me, okay?

• 9:39Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  So I was at the cellar.

• 9:42Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  You know what that is?

• 9:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's where you hide when a big storm.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:48Speaker 04

  Stinky potatoes.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  No, but no, a comedy cellar.

• 9:52Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in New York.

• 9:53Speaker 04

  Sure. Oh.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 9:55Speaker 04

  New York City.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this.

• 9:57Speaker 04

  Have you ever been there?

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Mongo, Mongo, you've been there, right?

• 10:02Speaker 02

  Yes, I have.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, um, have you been there?

• 10:06Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:09Speaker 04

  Have, have you guys been there? Let's just all do a quick show of hands, have you been to New York?

• 10:12Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  No, no, the cellar, at the comedy cellar.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  I've been there.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Raise your hand, you've been at the comedy cellar.

• 10:17Speaker 04

  Oh, I thought you were talking about New York City. I actually haven't been to the comedy cellar in New York.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Then you haven't.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  No, I haven't.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, of course, I, anyway.

• 10:23Speaker 05

  Trying to put together a, a good old fashioned slobberknocker. You're trying to put together one of those wild ass fights where you.

• 10:29Speaker 02

  The producers.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  Dude, what?

• 10:32Speaker 04

  You watch TikTok over there?

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, dude, pro, pro. No, hold on, sorry.

• 10:37Speaker 04

  Slobberknockers.

• 10:38Speaker 00

  Interior Chinatown.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Bro, bro, you've never done that before.

• 10:43Speaker 04

  You're watching slobberknocker porn in New York.

• 10:46Speaker 00

  Dude, take your dick out.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 10:49Speaker 04

  We heard it.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Wow, so, um, so I'm at the cellar.

• 10:52Speaker 04

  Wait, why, what was, what is slobberknockers? What is slobberknockers?

• 10:55Speaker 00

  I don't know, just yes, any, whatever you said.

• 10:56Speaker 04

  But that's what I heard from your phone. It said slobberknockers.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  It was a fight thing, right?

• 11:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Like a fight replay, yeah.

• 11:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, wow.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  It was about, what was it, a UFC fight?

• 11:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  From last night? And you had just that on your phone, you were watching that earlier?

• 11:08Speaker 04

  Bobby, I think we found your skill, your one and only skill. Overhearing a little clip and being able to say where it's from.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:14Speaker 00

  I should play a movie, later, I'll play movies and scenes and see if you can figure it out.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but don't do like one line, do like, do like 20 seconds of something.

• 11:20Speaker 04

  And only do stuff that's made after like 2011, because I'm so young.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:24Speaker 04

  Thanks.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Like, you know those people that You know those people like, those games where they go, what?

• 11:30Speaker 02

  How old are you?

• 11:30Speaker 04

  Nineteen.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  You're nineteen.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Mongo. I was doing a bit, man.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  I know, but she's nineteen.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  So... Oh, yeah, my bad. My bad, that was very important.

• 11:39Speaker 04

  Take it easy.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, take it easy, dude.

• 11:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  I forgot what I was saying, but anyway, um, no, you know, sometimes when they go, um, they have those games where they play a note and they go boop, and they go, oh, that let it be! Like, one note, they... How the fuck do they do that?

• 11:51Speaker 04

  I can do that.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  You can?

• 11:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, try me later with, with this.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I'm gonna play something, and a couple of things.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  Oh, there you go.

• 11:57Speaker 04

  That's not how it works.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:59Speaker 04

  You can just play a note. Um, imagine.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah!

• 12:05Speaker 04

  Listen, what's your story about the...

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow, that was really good, dude.

• 12:08Speaker 04

  What's your story about the Comedy Cellar in New York?

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  I forget it. Uh, what about?

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  No, so, um, so, you know, I, I play, there's a bunch of different rooms, so I play the Village Underground, right? And so then I go, you know what, I'm gonna go to that little restaurant, like, attached to the, you know, the original, you know, room. That's where all the comics hang out, and there's that main table in the back. Do you remember?

• 12:31Speaker 04

  I haven't been there.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  She says she's never been to the Comedy Cellar.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but just imagine.

• 12:37Speaker 04

  Okay, I'm, I am.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  So, imagine it. Imagine that you've been there. Okay? So, um, I wanna tell you how it works, then. There's the original room there, right, it seats like a hundred and twenty people. And then, it's attached to a restaurant. And anyone can go to the restaurant, but in the very back table, that's where all the comics hang out.

• 12:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I do, and, and the Village Underground is a cellar room, but it's like down the street, so I got out of the building, I walked to the restaurant, because I wanted to hang.

• 13:06Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I go, you know what, I'm gonna go to the table.

• 13:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 13:10Speaker 04

  I'm picturing like that old painting of the dogs playing poker around a table.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Dude, no!

• 13:15Speaker 04

  Like, the coolest dogs and comics.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:17Speaker 04

  Smoking cigars.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:19Speaker 04

  But they're all dogs.

• 13:22Speaker 04

  Right?

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:23Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  You like that?

• 13:24Speaker 04

  I mean, it's kinda cool, yeah.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. You have animals at home?

• 13:27Speaker 04

  Sure. I'd fuck a dog.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on.

• 13:31Speaker 04

  Stop asking me if I'd fuck a dog, I would.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  So, um...

• 13:34Speaker 04

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we got, that's a great, anyway, yeah, it's just like that.

• 13:37Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  So I just see people's backs, their heads, but I see Marc Maron there.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  So, would you do this?

• 13:42Speaker 04

  Wait, WTF?

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 13:48Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, and I know Mark, so I'm like, oh, I'm gonna go. And, and as I come around the corner of the table, it's Chris Rock and Louis C.K.

• 13:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Sitting there. And then Mark looks at me and he does the most subtle of...

• 14:03Speaker 04

  Don't come over here.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Right?

• 14:06Speaker 04

  This is mommy daddy time.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so then I went to the bar. And I just sat at the bar and just kinda talked to like, open micro.

• 14:13Speaker 04

  Wait, what, what point in your career is this? Is this like, you're not famous enough to hang with us? Or is it like, we're having a conversation about something secret?

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, I could have imagined the nod, you know, that's, that's where I'm like, I'm stuck at. When I looked at Mark, I don't know if it was a nod of like, don't sit down. Or maybe he was just kinda looking at me.

• 14:32Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 14:33Speaker 04

  So you think you maybe imagined?

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  I think I might have imagined, I think I imagined like, don't come here.

• 14:37Speaker 04

  That's so sad.

• 14:38Speaker 02

  It's so sad.

• 14:38Speaker 00

  If he was like, save me, come over here.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then there was a little bit of a, okay, look at me right now, okay? See what, see what I'm saying without, right? So you walk around the corner and I look at you and I go...

• 14:51Speaker 04

  Bobby.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  Let's do it again, let's do it.

• 14:54Speaker 04

  Okay, guess, guess what I'm saying?

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:58Speaker 04

  That's what you said, that's what you said.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. All right, so how about this, okay?

• 15:03Speaker 04

  Just do it with your eyes, I don't think you should be moving your head.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 15:06Speaker 04

  Oh, see, that's interesting, because that either means like, that's a good point, because it does either mean like, sit down and help me, I'm drowning in this conversation.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or get the fuck out of here.

• 15:15Speaker 04

  Or get the fuck out of here.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't know what it is.

• 15:16Speaker 04

  Interesting, well, have you ever talked to Mark?

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  No, I haven't talked to him since then, but I chose the latter. It was the latter, no, I chose the negative of it.

• 15:26Speaker 04

  Oh, latter just means like, the other?

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, dude.

• 15:28Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  That's why, that's why I regrouped.

• 15:30Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  I regrouped, you know what I mean? The call back, call it out.

• 15:33Speaker 04

  Sorry, it just seemed like you were like, panicking. Like you were like, looking out at your crew like, fuck, like, should I have a podcast about what I'm doing?

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  You're right, you're right, you're right.

• 15:41Speaker 04

  So I was like, trying to help.

• 15:42Speaker 02

  He chose to shoot.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  So what would you have done in that situation?

• 15:45Speaker 04

  Oh, I always assume people don't want me around.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's what I'm saying.

• 15:48Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying, it's sad, because I relate to that.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you relate to that. So I sat there and then, um, I just left, no, and then I saw David Towel, who I'm very familiar with. They go, eh, let's go. I don't have a cigarette. You know, I don't smoke a cigarette. My point is, is that, so, um, but I've been thinking about that situation because I think that's plagued me all my career of me going, I'm not gonna go there because I'm not wanted.

• 16:12Speaker 04

  No.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  And you make assumptions about certain things.

• 16:15Speaker 04

  Right.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Do you do that?

• 16:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, definitely.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  But you do it anyway?

• 16:18Speaker 04

  Um, no, I don't hang out anyways. If I feel like I'm not, if I feel like they don't want me there, I wouldn't do that. But I might do a double, double check, cause with girls it's different. Cause if Mark was a girl, then maybe he was saying like, "Help me." Sometimes girls are giving each other "help me" eyes, and that's something I don't ever wanna, you know, write off as like a

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 16:36Speaker 04

  Different look.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 16:37Speaker 04

  So I would check, but I would swoop back in for like a second round of eye contact to make sure it was what I thought it was.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  Don't point at me with the fuck.

• 16:47Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Is that better?

• 16:50Speaker 02

  Better?

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  But, okay.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause you know, I'm, I'm a warlock.

• 16:56Speaker 04

  Oh my god, congrats.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  You're welcome. Anyway, um.

• 17:01Speaker 04

  Appropriate response to congrats.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  So, um, oh, what I was gonna say is, um.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Built, B-I-L-T. Built. B-I-L-T.

• 17:15Speaker 02

  T.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  Listen, um, there was many years where I had to pay rent, and when you pay rent, your money goes to waste.

• 17:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  But not with Built. Built is a great thing. There's no cost to join Built.

• 17:27Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  And as a member, you'll earn valuable points on rent on your everyday spending. Built points can be transferred to your favorite hotels and airlines, and even the ones you haven't even heard of, Jaime. Okay?

• 17:42Speaker 02

  Points can also be redeemed towards a future rent payment and unique experiences that only Built members can access.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  So if you're not earning points on rent, my question is, why not? Jaime, I, I really recommend that you get Built because it's like, um, don't you wanna fly other places?

• 18:00Speaker 02

  I do.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  It'll go toward that. Don't you want to experience other things in life?

• 18:05Speaker 02

  I...

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:07Speaker 02

  Dude.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 18:08Speaker 02

  I'll download it when I get home.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  You're good, you're good.

• 18:10Speaker 06

  Start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/belly. That's J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T.com/belly. Make sure you use our URL so they know that we sent you. joinbilt.com/belly to start earning points on your rent payments today.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

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• 18:36Speaker 02

  I like casinos.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Dude, DraftKings Casino is my favorite thing to play, especially during the holidays. Okay? It's the most wonderful time of the year, is it not, Jaime?

• 18:45Speaker 02

  It is the most.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

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• 18:49Speaker 02

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• 18:49Bobby Lee?

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• 19:49Speaker 04

  Appropriate response to congrats.

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  So, um, what I was gonna say is, um, I don't know what I was... Oh, yeah, yeah. What I was gonna say is, if you got a call, right, from a friend, and your friend's like, "Hey Lisa, dude, Michael Bay," right?

• 20:06Speaker 04

  Is this Bobby?

• 20:09Speaker 04

  Is this Bobby?

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm Joanna.

• 20:11Speaker 04

  Joanna?

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so let me change the voice.

• 20:13Speaker 04

  You're calling about Michael Bay?

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  Hi, it's Joanna.

• 20:15Speaker 04

  Oh, hey Joanna, what's up, girl?

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 20:18Speaker 04

  What's going on? Why'd you call?

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  I just wanna say hi.

• 20:20Speaker 04

  Okay, I'm in the bathtub.

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 20:22Speaker 04

  I have to go.

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, anyway, uh, so Michael Bay, you know the Michael, Transformers, Michael Bay?

• 20:26Speaker 04

  Oh my god, I love him.

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So there's like a pork pucker party.

• 20:30Speaker 04

  What?

• 20:31Bobby Lee?

  Let me just say that again. Cause I'm so excited.

• 20:33Speaker 04

  Joanna, are you okay?

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 20:35Speaker 04

  Pork pucker party? Joanna, where are you? I'm coming to pick you up, girl. Stay where you are.

• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm just so nervous, cause I'm so excited. So let me say that again, right?

• 20:44Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  He's having a poker party.

• 20:47Speaker 04

  Sorry, what?

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  A poker, a poker party. Poker, poker. A poker party.

• 20:53Speaker 04

  Poker party, okay, yeah.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I just wanna say a faj... poker party, you know what I mean?

• 20:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, and you, he really wants you to come.

• 21:00Speaker 04

  Me?

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:01Speaker 04

  Are you gonna go?

• 21:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 21:02Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm not gonna go though.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 21:04Speaker 04

  I won't go without a wing woman. Okay, I'll go with you.

• 21:06Bobby Lee?

  I'll go.

• 21:07Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  It's just me, you, Michael.

• 21:10Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:11Speaker 04

  And all the pork. At the pork pucker party.

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And also, um, um, this guy named, random guy named John, I don't know him.

• 21:18Speaker 04

  Okay, sounds fun.

• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  Alright. So you would go?

• 21:21Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, see, I wouldn't go to that.

• 21:23Speaker 04

  Why not?

• 21:24Bobby Lee?

  It just seems fishy.

• 21:25Speaker 04

  But, listen, you were told explicitly, Michael Bay wants you to come.

• 21:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 21:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  Real... so that's?

• 21:32Speaker 04

  That's how you know if someone wants to see you.

• 21:34Speaker 00

  I would like to see you.

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, you're right, you're right, you're right.

• 21:38Speaker 04

  Here's, here's an invite I wouldn't respond to. Pick up your phone now. Ring, ring.

• 21:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh wait, but who are you?

• 21:42Speaker 04

  I'll tell you.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright. Okay, okay.

• 21:45Speaker 04

  Call, you don't have caller ID.

• 21:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Oh, then I wouldn't, I wouldn't pick it up, but okay, but anyway, okay. Hello?

• 21:51Speaker 04

  Sup bitch. Shouldn't have picked up the fucking phone.

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  Who is this?

• 21:56Speaker 04

  See you through the window.

• 21:59Speaker 04

  Click.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  Click. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:01Speaker 04

  That's just a different phone call.

• 22:05Speaker 04

  Okay, here's a different one.

• 22:07Bobby Lee?

  That had nothing to do with.

• 22:08Speaker 04

  No, it didn't.

• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  That had nothing to do with.

• 22:10Speaker 04

  I just wanted to kind of show you the dangers of answering without.

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm learning something new. I'm learning something new.

• 22:15Speaker 04

  Okay, now it says.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:17Speaker 04

  Now it says, Lisa, go right calling on the phone. Don't reject it.

• 22:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 22:19Speaker 04

  Don't decline it.

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  All right, so clip, clip.

• 22:21Speaker 04

  Okay. Hey, Bobby, it's Lisa.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  Hey.

• 22:24Speaker 04

  Um, I'm going, um, um, Michael Bay.

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait.

• 22:27Speaker 04

  Who are you talking to?

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  Too excited.

• 22:29Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah.

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  Hey.

• 22:31Speaker 04

  Hey. Yeah, that's more than enough.

• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:33Speaker 04

  Um, Michael Bay invited me to a poker game tonight and he said, and he said, my invitation, my invitation didn't have a plus one, but I was thinking I should bring you. Do you want to come?

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, he specifically said you don't get a plus one.

• 22:48Speaker 04

  I got an email saying no plus ones allowed, but.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not going.

• 22:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, see, that's.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not going.

• 22:53Speaker 04

  That's where I would also agree with you. You can't go.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  Because so.

• 22:56Speaker 04

  But I'm saying, Michael Bay is chomping at the bit to get his hands on your little ass.

• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:00Speaker 04

  Get over to the poker game tonight. You should also say no.

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, really? Because I did have an invite to, from him for Thanksgiving. And I chose, did I tell you about that?

• 23:11Speaker 00

  No.

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, no, but listen, guys, listen, it's his.

• 23:16Speaker 00

  And girl.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  Wife, right?

• 23:17Speaker 00

  Sorry.

• 23:18Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  His wife texted me and she goes, listen, I don't know what you're doing for Thanksgiving, but me and Michael would love to have.

• 23:24Speaker 01

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• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  Thanksgiving dinner with the.

• 23:58Speaker 00

  Oh, my God.

• 23:59Speaker 04

  Megan Fox?

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. Yeah. And so I go, um, I can even tell you the text exchange.

• 24:08Speaker 04

  I would love that. Let's call him right now.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 24:10Speaker 02

  You should FaceTime him.

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know. No, no, no. So, because, okay, so.

• 24:14Speaker 04

  So scared.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm so scared. I just got, I just started trembling.

• 24:17Speaker 04

  You're trembling.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I'm not Shia, dude. Shia can do that.

• 24:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Big fan. Shia LaBeouf. Anyway, um.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  He doesn't do that.

• 24:27Speaker 04

  Shaka.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't. So, oh, yeah, I was gonna go. So I was gonna find, um, I'll show you what.

• 24:33Speaker 04

  Your text exchange with Michael Bay or Michael Bay's wife?

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  His wife. All right. So, um.

• 24:39Speaker 01

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• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 25:14Speaker 04

  Did you have other Thanksgiving plans? I just have to ask, because it's like you were choosing one over the other. It's not like you chose to be alone over going to.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 25:21Speaker 04

  Michael Bay's house.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 25:23Speaker 04

  I'm sorry. I just, I thought you brought me on as a podcast.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 25:26Speaker 04

  Something I said.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  You just, you just don't. Can I just say this? No? Oh, yeah, fuck you, Lisa, because you talk real fast. You know what I mean? Yeah, I told you, I process slow.

• 25:33Speaker 04

  Bobby, as your co-host, I was trying to help you kill time while you scrolled through your phone.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  I know. Okay, so I got it now.

• 25:40Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Are you ready?

• 25:41Speaker 02

  I haven't.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  So she goes, um, ah, um, what you doing for Thanksgiving? So then I go, uh, no real plans yet. What are you guys doing? Come over. We're having a dinner with Beechers coming. Our friend, Jeff Beecher.

• 25:55Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  And I go, seriously? Okay, maybe. And I just never went.

• 27:58Speaker 04

  Most devastating.

• 27:59Speaker 00

  Even Mongo said.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  Mongo, that was so sad. And I took somebody to dinner.

• 28:06Speaker 04

  So, and you didn't feel like you were having to dance for her all weekend?

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  It was just one night.

• 28:11Speaker 04

  Oh, just one night.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  I picked her up, we had dinner, I dropped her off, and I got by and drove back. So sad.

• 28:18Speaker 04

  So, yeah, I think you probably should have gone to Michael Bay's house.

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, maybe.

• 28:21Speaker 02

  Let me tell you this. You should have gone.

• 28:25Speaker 04

  I agree.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  To what?

• 28:26Speaker 00

  Good stuff.

• 28:26Speaker 02

  To the Michael Bay.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 28:29Speaker 02

  Cause he's too busy to invite you, so I would say, if I was the wife.

• 28:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:35Speaker 02

  In this scenario.

• 28:36Speaker 04

  And you are, and I'm Michael Bay.

• 28:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 28:37Speaker 00

  Okay, be the wife.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  Hey, you think I can invite Bobby?

• 28:40Speaker 04

  Baby, do what, baby, baby, baby, listen to me, do whatever you want, baby.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  That's a good Michael Bay.

• 28:46Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  He does baby like four or five times in a sentence. Yeah, wow, that's really good. And then.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  Hey, we're having dinner, we would love.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you. Thanks for finishing off the sketch.

• 28:57Speaker 04

  So, I just can't believe, at the same time, you're kind of like simultaneously low self-esteem like me, where you think you're not invited, but also incredibly high self-esteem where you can just go, okay, maybe, and then never follow up. Like, I would have sent a barrage of text messages, like, that's so nice, thanks for inviting me, I think I have this.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  I didn't finish it. Lisa Gilroy, fuck, man.

• 29:15Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  All right, let me finish it. So then she called me, and then she goes, she called me, I go, did you call? Right, then she goes, yes, calling you from Bay's phone now. So I guess, there was a, there was a strange number that called me.

• 29:31Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  So I guess she called me from.

• 29:33Speaker 00

  The Bay.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  The Bay's phone, right? And I, he goes, he goes, she goes, Jeff Ross just got here, you coming by?

• 29:40Speaker 04

  Bobby.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  And I go, I'm in Palm Springs with a lady friend, and that's it.

• 29:44Speaker 00

  That's how you ended it?

• 29:45Speaker 04

  That's so crazy. I could never behave like that.

• 29:50Speaker 00

  You're so confident, it's crazy.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, I, I feel like, guys, I feel like I'm, everyone in the room is against me, and I don't like the vibe.

• 29:58Speaker 04

  Sorry, but.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  All right, so let, let's just, let, let me defend myself real quick, Lisa Gilroy.

• 30:02Speaker 04

  Before you do that, let me show you what was happening at the house. I'm Michael Bay's wife.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:05Speaker 04

  Turkey's ready for exactly 12 people.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 30:09Speaker 04

  I can't wait for all my friends to be here. I hope Bobby comes, Michael.

• 30:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, I hope he does too.

• 30:14Speaker 04

  I think he will because the last thing he said was okay, maybe, and he would have said no if he wasn't gonna come.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. Were you doing Michael or the girl again?

• 30:21Speaker 04

  He's Michael now.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:23Speaker 04

  You have to say.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  Change the, say baby, baby a bunch of times.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  Baby, did you invite him?

• 30:27Speaker 04

  Yes, baby, and he said, he said, okay, maybe, so that probably means he's coming, or he would have said otherwise.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Three babies, three babies.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  Baby, look, baby, you know, we need him, he, we need him as the dancing monkey.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  It's because I'm directing Bad Boys 6 right now.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, you skipped, so, you skipped over, wait, wait, I'm sorry, you skipped over four and five? Yeah, wait, wait, I'm, I'm, I'm, no, I'm your friend at the party. Michael, don't you think you should do four or five until you did six?

• 30:59Speaker 04

  That's Jeff Ross.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you.

• 31:02Speaker 02

  Jeff, stick to your roast battles.

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  That's why I wouldn't go. That kind of fucking attitude.

• 31:08Speaker 04

  From Michael Bay?

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true. You're right. I'll stick, I'll stick to my roast battles.

• 31:15Speaker 04

  Jeff, did you hear that Bobby might come? Do you think he'll?

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I would love it!

• 31:18Speaker 04

  You would love it, Kate, but Jeff, let, let me ask you this. We're having a bit of a debate. We texted Bobby and he said, okay, maybe. Do you think that means he'll come or not?

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Definitely not. I know him.

• 31:25Speaker 04

  Oh, so he's unreliable?

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no!

• 31:28Speaker 04

  See, that's the vibe that we're getting.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 31:31Speaker 04

  The vibe that we're getting.

• 31:32Speaker 00

  What if he wanted to offer you a movie?

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so here's, here, all right, so, I want to tell you why. I want to tell you something, okay?

• 31:39Speaker 04

  The story just keeps to have something layered.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so.

• 31:43Speaker 00

  He never called.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  What? This is all fake.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't know Michael. No, or so, no, so, so she said the last time, like, a month ago, that she's, she's like, oh, yeah, Michael wants to use you in something. Like he's thinking about you for his next thing. Right? So my thing is like, oh, it's mine.

• 32:05Speaker 04

  He only cast the hottest girl, so you should be honored.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so. Thank you. So my, my thinking is, oh, I can lose it by hanging out more.

• 32:14Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 32:14Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Uh, what, why'd you shake, why'd you do that?

• 32:18Speaker 02

  Cause you crush in the room.

• 32:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, cause you're beloved.

• 32:21Speaker 06

  You could lose it by not going to Thanksgiving.

• 32:23Speaker 04

  You could lose it with.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  I lost it. I thought I fucking lost it.

• 32:26Speaker 06

  That's.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  No, I don't think so.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Do finally, dude.

• 32:30Speaker 02

  Christmas is coming, so that's.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  I don't know. New Year's is coming.

• 32:36Speaker 06

  Invite yourself over for Christmas.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  What's going on with the drink?

• 32:39Speaker 04

  Is this, I'm supposed to shake this?

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 32:42Speaker 02

  Shake it.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:42Speaker 04

  I don't know. The first sip tastes like I should have. I should have been doing something.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  It was too harsh coffee?

• 32:48Speaker 04

  No, it's like, I don't know if I'm getting.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Too cream?

• 32:49Speaker 04

  It's really good.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  You need a vanilla? Yeah.

• 32:51Speaker 04

  This is the.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:53Speaker 04

  Is this one of your sponsors?

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  Should be.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  We just bought that for you specifically.

• 32:57Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:58Speaker 04

  That's so nice.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, uh, let's go back. So what you're saying is, is that you would have gone?

• 33:03Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, okay. Okay.

• 33:05Speaker 04

  Or at the very least, I would have been like, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm so sorry. I'll suck your dick. I'll kill myself. I hate myself. I can't go. Like, that's my vibe.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 33:14Speaker 04

  Like, if I really can't do something, I'm very apologetic and I feel bad.

• 33:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know, you don't think that being an enigma is fun? Like, it's better, maybe a mystery?

• 33:23Speaker 04

  I'm sorry. Do you think you're an enigma?

• 33:27Speaker 06

  Play some music, play some music.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:31Speaker 04

  Most mysterious man in the world. We've never seen every part of his body and know everything about his body.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  You're right, you're right, you're right. You're right, you're right, you're right.

• 33:41Speaker 04

  I don't know what aura you're trying to maintain with Michael Bay.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm an open book, is what you're saying.

• 33:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, you know, you know, my social anxiety has gotten in the way and I'm, I'm gonna play it differently if I get another opportunity next time.

• 33:53Speaker 04

  Cause you could even tell her, I mean, maybe this is too, let's pull the room. Like, if, if, if you had told her, I'm nervous because I don't wanna, like, look like an ass in front of Michael. Like, would you ever be that vulnerable with her?

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:04Speaker 04

  And then she would be like, no, he loves you. He's something, something. And then maybe you would have felt better.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, cause the first time, I, so. Let me give you the history. Can I give you the history of Michael Bay?

• 34:14Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  Exclusive. All right. So the exclusive history. So what, what I do, you know what I mean, as an artist? Is I take-

• 34:23Speaker 04

  He's gonna cry.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Enigma. No, yeah, Enigma artist, right? And I take stories in the past and I completely exaggerate them. I put them out of context and I relay them to the world.

• 34:36Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  Right? So, you know, in my mind, I worked with Michael in the 90s on a commercial. And-

• 34:43Speaker 04

  In your mind or in real life?

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  In my mind.

• 34:47Speaker 04

  No, for real?

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  I did a commercial.

• 34:49Speaker 04

  What are you genuinely asking? Bobby, you said in my mind. I worked with him on a commercial. So I'm asking, is that fabricated or is that real?

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  That's real.

• 34:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Facts. Yeah, that's not in my mind.

• 35:00Speaker 04

  Okay, well then, why the fuck did you say that?

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm gonna tell you the part that's in my mind.

• 35:03Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, tell me the part that's in your mind.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  So something happened that wasn't really a thing and I, in my mind, I, you know what I mean? I, I perceived it in a certain way.

• 35:10Speaker 04

  Oh, what happened?

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Where the heat, maybe kinda like said something like, get on your mark or something, you know?

• 35:15Speaker 04

  As directors do?

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 35:18Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 35:19Speaker 04

  Oh, are you in therapy?

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I am, I am.

• 35:21Speaker 04

  Good, good.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I went yesterday. So what I'm saying is, is that, and I have, dude, I'm, which I'm gonna get into. I'm glad you said it, because I have something I have to get into with you.

• 35:29Speaker 04

  Are we gonna call your therapist? Think of how fun that would be.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, she'd, no, but, um, what was I saying? Oh, yeah, so-

• 35:34Speaker 04

  So he said something that you perceived as maybe was like-

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  Right, so then on podcasts, I would like tell the story that wasn't true.

• 35:41Speaker 04

  Oh, what did he turn it into?

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  I turned it into like, he said, you know, he grabbed my face, I did all this stuff, right? Which he didn't do. Yeah, you told us on Rogan. I said this on Rogan.

• 35:50Speaker 04

  For real?

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is a bad-

• 35:52Speaker 04

  But did you tell it in a way that everyone knew you were joking or it seemed serious? Okay.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  I make it seem like, because in my mind, I'm like, oh, I'm never gonna see him. Well, in what world would I see him?

• 36:01Speaker 04

  On Thanksgiving.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  Thanksgiving. But to see, that's now, here's what happens. So then now I go on Rogan and then months later, I get a call from Jeff Becher. Okay? And he's, and this is a guy I do know from the, the past.

• 36:14Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  And, am I boring you?

• 36:15Speaker 04

  No, I'm loving this.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  Give me a high five. Oh.

• 36:19Speaker 02

  Grease.

• 36:22Speaker 04

  Felt so bad.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  I know. So then, um, what happened was, he, he goes, one night at the Comedy Store was there and he goes, "Yo, you at the store?" And I go, "Yeah." He goes, "I'm bringing Bay."

• 36:34Speaker 04

  Like B A E?

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, B A Y. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm bringing, no, he goes, "I'm bringing..." No, "I'm bringing the Bay." He goes, "I go, I don't know the Bay."

• 36:43Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  "I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about." He goes, "Mike." I go, "I don't know Mike Bay." He goes, "Michael Bay." I go, "What?" So I think, so he doesn't show up. It's a Friday. But then Sunday, I'm at the Comedy Store and I'm about to go up on stage and the lot guy goes, "Dude, Michael Bay's here." And I go, I go, "Let, let him park. Do whatever. Let him park. Okay, let him park. Okay, let him park." He goes, "He's got a bunch of people. Let them all park."

• 37:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah, right. I'm about to go up and then I, then I tell the door guy, I go, "Sit down, don't even charge them, right?" I'm in a panic. He, I'm literally, the guy's on, I think it was Ian Edwards about to bring me up. Give me my credits, right? I'm doing this, running around, right?

• 37:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  So I'm on stage, right?

• 37:31Speaker 04

  Are you trying to stall so they can all park and come in and sit down?

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, I also want them to see my set if they're gonna come.

• 37:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, so you're like filibustering off the top.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 37:38Speaker 04

  Like you're like wasting time to...

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  I know what filibber thing is.

• 37:41Speaker 04

  Filibber thing?

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  Don't ever talk to me like that again, okay? I know exactly what it is, okay?

• 37:46Speaker 02

  I know what it means too.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Really? Mongo, what does it mean?

• 37:50Speaker 02

  Filibuster.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  You know how to say it, but you know what it means?

• 37:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay.

• 37:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, filler and then buster.

• 38:01Speaker 02

  Hey, let me ask you.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not done with, okay, go ahead. Go ahead.

• 38:05Speaker 02

  No, this is my mind.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:07Speaker 02

  Did you, uh, get lucky that night on Thanksgiving, at least?

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  You went all the way over there. Where are you right now? Is there a delay?

• 38:17Speaker 04

  People have different processing times.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  It takes you five minutes to process something?

• 38:22Speaker 02

  I was listening to your story at the Comedy Store, but I'm just a lady.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  So to answer your question, no.

• 38:27Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  Drive all the way to Palm Springs.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, you know.

• 38:32Speaker 04

  It's kinda crazy.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, that's another discussion I can have with you after this, okay?

• 38:40Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  I would love to have that.

• 38:41Speaker 04

  Just a tip, girls really like it when you go like, you should go, you should go like, "I drove all the way here for you."

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  Do they really?

• 38:49Speaker 04

  And then she would have had sex with you. Cause it's always like, for us, we just wanna hear how far you had to drive to get to us. And if it was longer than thirty minutes, we're like, better, better fuck him.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:57Speaker 04

  It's kind of like the only secret about being a girl.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was barely a hug. So I, so I base it on the hug.

• 39:04Speaker 04

  Wow, she gave you the okay, maybe of Thanksgiving.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So anyway, and this is also something that I've been talking to my therapist about, so, you know, when we get to that section of the fucking program, we'll get there, okay? There's a lot going on right here.

• 39:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 39:18Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna make this about.

• 39:21Speaker 04

  No, I'm loving this podcast.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  I feel like I'm making this podcast about me and not you, so.

• 39:25Speaker 00

  Her analysis is great, though.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's why I heard you were gonna analyze her.

• 39:28Speaker 04

  I am.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so, um, anyway, I'm, so I'm onstage and the bay sits down with his people.

• 39:35Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, and I proceed to crush.

• 39:40Speaker 04

  Shaka, bro.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 39:41Speaker 00

  Enigma.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  I shaketh it so hard, dude. Is this shaka?

• 39:46Speaker 00

  It's a...

• 39:47Speaker 04

  That's raka.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's raka. Alright, this is shaka.

• 39:50Speaker 04

  Raka.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  What is shaka, though?

• 39:51Speaker 04

  Blaka.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  You don't know? It's just something, island or zoo.

• 39:55Speaker 04

  Surfboard culture.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, let's continue.

• 39:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  So, and then afterwards, I, you know, um, so that's the only contact, and afterwards, I come to him and go, "What? You know, I exa-" that, the first thing out of my mind was, "I exaggerate things."

• 40:09Speaker 04

  Wait, you told the Michael Bay story of when you did the commercial with him when he was there?

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Not onstage, but as, as soon as I get up.

• 40:16Speaker 04

  Oh, you were thinking, "He's heard me tell this story and he's mad at me."

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Yes. That's why I think he's there.

• 40:21Speaker 04

  To come and have work.

• 40:24Speaker 06

  I know where to find Bobby.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why I think. In my mind, I'm like, "Oh, this is gonna go down." So then, I, as I, he, as I reach him at the back of the room, cause as, I said, "Goodnight", and I stood up, he stood up, and we met at the back of the room.

• 40:38Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Right? And immediately I go, "You know, sometimes I exaggerate," you know what I mean? I don't even say hi, I'm, you know, what's that face?

• 40:44Speaker 04

  Oh, just like, it's kinda sweet. It's cute. That you're like, "Oh, I'm sorry."

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he goes, "What are you talking about?"

• 40:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  He had no idea what I was talking about.

• 40:50Speaker 04

  That's usually how it is.

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:52Speaker 04

  But also now he's like gonna go home and Google immediately, "What did Bobby Lee say about me?"

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  But it's all good, but that's the only, you know, I mean, um, interaction I had, I had, I had ever been with.

• 41:02Speaker 04

  What was the commercial for, that you shot with him?

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow, it was a Pepsi commercial.

• 41:09Speaker 04

  Huge.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  With Michael Bay, Michael Bay, okay, we already said that, but um.

• 41:15Speaker 00

  Why are you nervous around?

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why I'm so nervous right now. You just got me really nervous this time. Let me, you know what, fuck this shit dude. I'm nervous, bro. Fuck, man.

• 41:25Speaker 04

  Sweating.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm not, okay, anyway.

• 41:29Speaker 02

  Nobody drinks Pepsi anymore, so.

• 41:32Speaker 04

  So true.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck dude? Is that true?

• 41:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, you drink Pepsi?

• 41:38Speaker 04

  No.

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  No, me either.

• 41:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, so why do it?

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 41:41Speaker 04

  You did for the commercial though, probably.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did for the commercial. It was Kim Cattrall.

• 41:45Speaker 04

  Huge.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's where I met Eric Stonestreet.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  You know that?

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  You ever see Modern Family?

• 41:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  He's the guy that plays the heavyset gay guy.

• 41:57Speaker 04

  Oh yes, of course, of course. He's so funny.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  So Stonestreet and I are very close because we met on that commercial. This is probably 1998, right? And um, uh, that was, that was the commercial.

• 42:09Speaker 04

  And was Michael Bay, Michael Bay already? That's probably a really nice question.

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  He was right there shooting, at the same time simultaneously was shooting a huge movie.

• 42:17Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  But because it was a Super Bowl commercial.

• 42:19Speaker 04

  Oh, huge.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  He's one of those Super Bowl.

• 42:21Speaker 04

  And you got to be funny in it? What did you do?

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  I played a towel boy with Eric.

• 42:26Speaker 04

  And they, for people playing tennis?

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  No, Kim Cattrall is in a bathtub, right, and we're giving her towels and too much, you know what I mean?

• 42:33Speaker 04

  Too much towels?

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What is that? Sorry, I'm trying to find the commercial. You can't find it.

• 42:37Speaker 04

  I would love to see it.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  There's no way you can find it.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, they cut me out, right?

• 42:42Speaker 06

  I'm the one that I can find.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I swear to God I was in it. That that's, here's, no, I'm glad you just said that. Because I, I. It's not this, is it? Yeah, that's it.

• 42:51Speaker 04

  Oh, I love her.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, yeah, and they cut me out of it because I think I was, and ask Eric, I think Eric's upset this out loud. It was weird with me because I had never acted before, so it's like they really never got, I don't think they liked me.

• 43:04Speaker 04

  You had never acted before? That can't be true.

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  What, 1998?

• 43:11Speaker 04

  So what were you doing?

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop.

• 43:15Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 43:16Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 43:18Speaker 04

  No, no, no.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Why, why?

• 43:21Speaker 04

  I was saying, what were you doing on set? Not what were you doing with your career?

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what I was doing with my career, Lisa Gilroy.

• 43:27Speaker 04

  No, I'm not asking that.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  You did ask me before, okay? I was doing some open mics.

• 43:31Speaker 04

  Great, so, but I'm asking, what did you do on the day that made it so apparent that you're not an actor? Were you like, oh, oh, oh, here is your, oh, ta, ta, ta, ta?

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 43:42Speaker 01

  Damn, you went full...

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I went full R. No, no, what happened was, I didn't know what a mark was. You know what I mean? I didn't know how to, you know what I mean? I don't know.

• 43:52Speaker 04

  It's leading you back to thinking that Michael Bay hates you because he was frustrated with you because you weren't calling actors at all.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, because I didn't know how to do anything is what I'm saying. So, you know, I mean, obviously in the version that you see, is Eric in it too? Oh, Eric's not in it, thank God. Thank you. So, but we were in it.

• 44:07Speaker 04

  And he's an actor, so that, there goes your whole excuse.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:11Speaker 04

  I mean, not excuse, but you shouldn't feel bad because sometimes people just get cut.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm much better now.

• 44:18Speaker 04

  Okay, let's try.

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:20Speaker 04

  I'm keep control.

• 44:22Speaker 04

  Offer me a towel in a natural way as an actor.

• 44:27Speaker 01

  So easy.

• 44:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's so, it's literally so easy.

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  All right, Lisa, Lisa, give me some lines.

• 44:33Speaker 04

  Okay, so I'm gonna be in the tub and I'm gonna be like, towel boy, bring me my towel.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  What's my line?

• 44:38Speaker 04

  Your line is, of course, madam, we have this fluffy towel or this terry cloth towel, which would you prefer?

• 44:44Speaker 01

  So much for him.

• 44:48Speaker 04

  This fluffy towel.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, fuck you, dude.

• 44:50Speaker 01

  I saw your eyes.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  Say it one more time. Say it one more time.

• 44:57Speaker 04

  Of course, madam.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  Of course, madam.

• 44:59Speaker 04

  We have this fluffy towel or this terry cloth towel, which would you prefer?

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 45:03Speaker 04

  Okay, ready, and action. Oh, towel boy, bring me my towels.

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  Of course, madam, we have this fluffy towel or this terry cloth towel, which one would you prefer?

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  And don't ever, and also... Don't ever question me again!

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  Ever! Anyway, thank you.

• 45:25Speaker 02

  That was pretty good.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's see, your line, I'll give you some lines through there.

• 45:31Speaker 04

  Okay, sure.

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  Columbus came without saying, but Balthazar has two coins.

• 45:44Speaker 04

  What's the context?

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Ready? What'd you say?

• 45:51Speaker 02

  Great context.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 45:55Speaker 04

  Oh, I said Columbus came without saying, but Balthazar has two coins.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really had the two coins?

• 46:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good, lady, thank you.

• 46:03Speaker 04

  What kind of towels did you have again?

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  I forgot the towel.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  You can't do that! You can't do that, yeah, yeah.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  And that's why we were cut.

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  Can you do one, you think?

• 46:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 46:16Speaker 02

  I can do the same one as he did.

• 46:18Speaker 04

  Oh, you want to do the towel one?

• 46:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  I broke this.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  Oh, good.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  What happened? EJ! EJ, sorry. I can do it without the pad.

• 46:29Speaker 04

  Oh, you broke both of them at the same time?

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can do it. Ow, it's so loud without the padding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's also muffled, it's fine.

• 46:36Speaker 04

  Just why don't you just squeak them under there?

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, here we go. You got it? Okay. So let's come up with a line for Jaime.

• 46:44Speaker 02

  No, no, no, I'll stick to the same.

• 46:45Speaker 04

  He wants to say the towel line.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  Actually.

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  No, we have to, we have to, we have to get his mind going, and we have to challenge him.

• 46:51Speaker 04

  Okay. You want to be challenged?

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  So, how about let's do this, okay? I'll write down a line, and then you write down a line. He has to save both of them.

• 46:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  And what context?

• 47:01Speaker 04

  And, but he doesn't get to read it off our phones, though.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, we're gonna tell him what it is.

• 47:04Speaker 02

  I'm an actor, so.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:07Speaker 04

  Why do I have to write this down?

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna, you can write it down on there.

• 47:09Speaker 02

  She's like, why am I doing this, right?

• 47:14Speaker 04

  So he's gonna get to look at it for like 10 seconds and then he has to deliver it?

• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 47:18Speaker 04

  Okay, that's good. Like a cold read, kind of.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Let me write, can I come up with my line first?

• 47:22Speaker 04

  You haven't done it yet?

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I just got to the app, man.

• 47:25Speaker 04

  The app?

• 47:28Speaker 02

  Hey, so that thing you said about the girl, I drove an hour from here.

• 47:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:33Speaker 02

  Is that real?

• 47:34Speaker 04

  Um, it was mostly a joke. It was a joke for Bobby because I'm hoping that he'll try it.

• 47:39Speaker 02

  I was gonna try it at home.

• 47:40Speaker 04

  Oh, no, you don't.

• 47:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 47:42Speaker 04

  Uh, I like you better. So I would say to you, the real advice is just like, be kind, be yourself, be respectful. Like, that's usually how you win a girl over.

• 47:51Speaker 02

  Okay. I don't have much money, so.

• 47:54Speaker 04

  It's okay. You have a good personality.

• 47:57Speaker 02

  I'd like to think.

• 47:58Speaker 04

  Do you have a job?

• 47:59Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 48:01Speaker 00

  Why did you look at us?

• 48:03Speaker 06

  Because he has a job here.

• 48:04Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, he's here.

• 48:05Speaker 04

  Are you trying to make sure you still have the job?

• 48:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is my job.

• 48:09Speaker 00

  You can tell your real name now, since you're having a real.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, my name is Jaime. It's not much.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I got, I got, yeah. That's the first line?

• 48:17Speaker 04

  The first line.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  And then you did the second one.

• 48:22Speaker 02

  It's nothing fascist, right?

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it's not. No, there's nothing fascist. No, there's nothing fascist.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 48:28Speaker 00

  Specifically fascist. And you're gonna give him a scenario?

• 48:32Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, so you are, um, leading a meeting for a secret organization.

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  Yes, and so.

• 48:39Speaker 04

  And you're the boss of the organization.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  So just read the line now a couple of times and then.

• 48:42Speaker 04

  Read it out loud.

• 48:43Speaker 00

  Read it out loud.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Couple of times, yeah, read it out loud.

• 48:45Speaker 02

  Devon Ricardo. You know I can't say my D word.

• 48:50Speaker 00

  You can't say D words?

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Please, please, please, please, focus, man.

• 48:54Speaker 02

  Devon Ricardo.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  Just say the whole two lines and then.

• 48:56Speaker 02

  Devon Ricardo, the.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  Developed.

• 49:03Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 49:03Speaker 02

  Developed.

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  How about, if I, give me the phone. How about if I just give you the line and then you memorize it through? Right, so the line is. Oh my God. Devon Ricardo developed a mentoring program for pilgrims. It has a problem. It creates anti-disestablishmentary sentiments.

• 49:20Speaker 04

  Anti-disestablishmentary sentiments.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, very good.

• 49:24Speaker 02

  Those are big words.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, say it. No, no, I didn't help you before.

• 49:29Speaker 02

  Let me see it again.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, say it one more time.

• 49:31Speaker 04

  Do it slowly.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, one more time.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  Devin Ricardo developed a mentoring program.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 49:40Speaker 06

  Power through, you gotta power through.

• 49:42Speaker 02

  Devin Ricardo developed a mentoring program for pilgrims. It has a problem. It creates anti diabetes.

• 49:51Speaker 04

  Anti disestablishment.

• 49:52Speaker 02

  Anti disestablishment sentiment.

• 49:56Speaker 04

  Sentiment.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  Sentiment.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:57Speaker 04

  I wrote it to be hard. I wouldn't be able to say that.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  Say it one more time, say it one more time.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  Fellas and gals.

• 50:04Speaker 04

  Oh, improv. Improv, the characters coming.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  We're not doing it yet because you're gonna do it off book.

• 50:12Speaker 04

  Why don't you go sit in another room? And then come back in at the very end of the podcast in costume and perform that line for us.

• 50:20Speaker 02

  Devin Ricardo developed a mentoring program for the pilgrims.

• 50:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  It has a problem. It creates anti Semitic sentiments.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Let him say what he wants to say there, okay?

• 50:39Speaker 04

  Rewrite, rewrite.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a rewrite, it's a rewrite. You're the writer, okay, just please.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  Okay, fine. If I'm the writer, I'm like, this changes the whole fucking movie?

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  It does, it does, it does, it does. It does, all right? So, um.

• 50:54Speaker 04

  That's a good shot.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna bring you up, right? Ladies and gentlemen.

• 50:58Speaker 04

  Oh, this is how it works on set. Usually the director announces that you're about to come on.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I thought we were doing the scene.

• 51:05Speaker 04

  Oh, you're part of the scene?

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm bringing him up.

• 51:06Speaker 04

  I interrupted.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  Because he's doing a speech, right?

• 51:08Speaker 04

  Okay, who am I playing?

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you want us to play somebody?

• 51:10Speaker 04

  Let's do our little scene off the top.

• 51:14Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 51:16Speaker 04

  Malcolm, we only have a few minutes to hear from the CEO of the company. What do you think he's gonna say?

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  I mean, Devin Ricardo, I mean, I wish you would.

• 51:24Speaker 04

  He's here, he's here.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  He's here, he's here.

• 51:25Speaker 04

  Do I look okay?

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  You look great, you look great, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you ready, sir?

• 51:29Speaker 02

  Fellas and gals. Devin Ricardo, which is me.

• 51:35Speaker 02

  Have, have, we have developed a mentoring program to help the pilgrims, which causes the anti Semitic establishment sentiments.

• 51:48Speaker 06

  That was pretty great.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 51:51Speaker 06

  Kevin Ricardo, that's.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  Did you see Penguins?

• 51:54Speaker 02

  Pilgrims.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, pilgrim. Wow, that was pretty good, dude.

• 51:58Speaker 02

  You should put that on your demo.

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I mean, we would have to play maybe ADR it later.

• 52:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  In the, in the movie. Yeah, yeah, that's great, dude. That was so very good. Yeah.

• 52:08Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  You've never been, been done any acting, have you?

• 52:10Speaker 02

  No.

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, would you?

• 52:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, if I could, if I could, yeah.

• 52:15Speaker 04

  After this comes out?

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, maybe. Do you still audition for things?

• 52:19Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. On tape or you go in the room?

• 52:22Speaker 04

  Well, right before I came here, it was very stressful. That's why I had to push this by an hour. I thought I was having lunch with the director and then when I was on the way, Nightmare on Elm Street, I got a text saying like, hey, heard you're gonna be, from someone else who's like in the movie that was like, hey, heard you're coming to the audition. I'm, I'll be reading with you.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 52:39Speaker 04

  And I was like, I thought I was having like coffee with this director, when it turned out it was an audition. And so while I was driving, I got the sides emailed to me and then when I showed up, I just like, got a chance to look at them right before it was.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  But do you tell them what happened?

• 52:51Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  I do, yeah.

• 52:53Speaker 04

  They, and, but still, I like, wanted to cry so bad.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my.

• 52:57Speaker 04

  And the room's filled with all these other girls that have been like practicing for weeks, like, and I don't, I've never even seen it.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Also, that's not even your fault. That's your rep's fault.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  I don't know whose fault it was.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  It's your rep's fault.

• 53:08Speaker 02

  Heads will roll.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, I would have, I would have been like, I would have been livid, dude.

• 53:13Speaker 04

  Well, I was already on the way, that's the thing. Cause it was like, are you avail? You know, I'm like, yeah, obviously I was driving over there, what I thought was coffee, but anyways.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my.

• 53:20Speaker 04

  It worked out just fine.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  And how'd you do?

• 53:23Speaker 04

  I think I did okay.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:24Speaker 04

  And, and they definitely knew I was cold reading and I still made them laugh a little bit, so hopefully.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good, good, good, good. Yeah, I think that's better, maybe.

• 53:30Speaker 04

  Have you ever had a bad audition experience?

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Don't even.

• 53:34Speaker 04

  Everybody's heard the stories a million times. Everyone's like, oh, here we go.

• 53:37Speaker 00

  He used to beat himself.

• 53:39Speaker 04

  What?

• 53:40Speaker 00

  He used to beat himself after auditions.

• 53:41Speaker 04

  Beat?

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would like take a, like a bottle of water like this.

• 53:45Speaker 04

  Don't do it.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna do it now. And I would bash my head right.

• 53:49Speaker 04

  In front of the casting?

• 53:51Speaker 06

  Bobby Lee, rep by C A.

• 53:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Imagine it. Imagine, right? After I'm done, they're like, "Thank you so much."

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, I've had like, um, I've had a lot of, um, um, here's the thing.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I used to get panic attacks. What?

• 54:17Speaker 04

  I'm, I'm listening.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:18Speaker 04

  I get the therapist.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I, um, and when I get a panic attack, I can't think of anything.

• 54:23Speaker 04

  Right.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  All the words and, you know, and so I've had some really bad auditions. In fact, um, I prefer just sending in a tape, which I've been doing.

• 54:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, I like to tape.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, and I try not to do it over and over again. I mean, EJ's helping with the couple, all these people, but it's like, I send in a tape and then if, after a tape and they want to call me in, then I would come in.

• 54:45Speaker 04

  Do you memorize when you tape?

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:48Speaker 04

  And how many tries do you give yourself?

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, it's, you know, we, I mean, EJ knew, sometimes we've done it 20, 30 times, but now I'm trying to do it where it's just two or three times and not be too fickle.

• 54:59Speaker 04

  Precious with it, yeah, totally.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's like, um, I think they know as soon as you open your mouth.

• 55:04Speaker 04

  It's true.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Do you think?

• 55:05Speaker 04

  Yeah. And I also think sometimes we're wasting our friends' times like getting off book. Like, are you like fucking up the lines for the first 15 takes and then finally you have it? It's like, you're almost using EJ to like memorize it with you, which is not very.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's not nice. Yeah, it's not nice. But, um.

• 55:21Speaker 04

  But if you're like truly 100% off book, I bet you only need like two or three takes.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not true.

• 55:27Speaker 04

  Really?

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because there are like nuances that I miss.

• 55:32Speaker 04

  Spell it.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  No, what, nu, N-U-A-N-C-E-S. Thank you. So, um, like the last one I did was, um.

• 55:41Speaker 02

  Is that right? No, she didn't even know.

• 55:43Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  You don't know?

• 55:45Speaker 04

  I can't read.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  You don't know. No, they're like, there's, I was like, you know what? I should have taken my time there and listened to what they were saying and then say it with my face.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  So you like watch it back also fully between each take?

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:57Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  I go, yeah, that, I don't like that. You know what I mean? That, you know what I mean? I could have done that better or whatever. You don't do that?

• 56:02Speaker 04

  Um, I, I only watch it back if I feel like that, I'll feel it. I'll be like, that was the one. And then I'll watch it to confirm that that was the one. But I usually know without watching it if I thought I was good or not.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, you know, I, I've just in the last three years, I've been, um. Healthy enough to even watch anything I'm in.

• 56:18Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I like, for instance, um, Borderlands was the first film premiere that I've ever watched with me in it.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  And how'd you feel?

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  I was terrible. But I sat there and watched it. It, you know, it wasn't me. It was just like, I wish they wouldn't have taken, chosen that take.

• 56:38Speaker 04

  Hmm. Oh, yeah.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  I had more interesting ways of doing it, but it's like, but you know, I was still able to like, sit there, you know, and watch it and go, okay, it is what it is. And um, I think the first time that um, I was able to watch something was um, Reservation Dogs.

• 56:54Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  They did a screening for it and I remember sitting there and watching it for the first time and actually saying to myself, and this has never happened, where I said, that was good.

• 57:05Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  You know, and um.

• 57:07Speaker 04

  So then you know it must be really good if you think it was even a little bit good. Cause you're so hard on yourself. Hey.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm, yeah, yeah. No, I'm, I'm just thinking about what you just said. Um.

• 57:18Speaker 04

  Cause you know, if you're so hard on yourself, that if you thought like, hey, I think I did okay at that, that means you probably did really good at that.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I think so. Yeah, I think so. Um, I was.

• 57:26Speaker 04

  How do you feel like you're doing right now?

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I think this podcast is amazing.

• 57:29Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  And I think it's uh, it's been great. How about you?

• 57:32Speaker 04

  I think it's, I think it's going okay. How are you feeling?

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, wait, wait, wait. What? Not just okay.

• 57:38Speaker 04

  Um, yeah, I think, I think it's going great.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  It's fucking great.

• 57:43Speaker 04

  You just teakettle scream to the sky.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  It's really good, you know? Hi, mate, do you, have you taken an acting class?

• 57:52Speaker 02

  No.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 57:54Speaker 02

  So angry.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  Why are you so angry?

• 57:56Speaker 02

  No, I'm just saying, no, I haven't. I've just been doing this, living life, shah.

• 58:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:00Speaker 02

  Anyways.

• 58:02Speaker 04

  So when you say shah, are you like about to say shaka, but you, you don't get there? Is that how it is? Like shah.

• 58:09Speaker 02

  I never know.

• 58:09Speaker 04

  It's like an unfinished thought?

• 58:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. It takes time to process.

• 58:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:13Speaker 02

  Hey, is your, like, your eyes natural?

• 58:16Speaker 04

  Are my eyes real?

• 58:18Speaker 04

  I can't see a damn thing.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, really?

• 58:22Speaker 04

  Um.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  Do you have glasses?

• 58:23Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, guys, these are my eyes.

• 58:26Speaker 02

  Is it natural eye color?

• 58:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wha- what? Why would you ask that?

• 58:31Speaker 02

  Uh, cuz people, I mean, people put contacts.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, those are her eyes. Yeah.

• 58:36Speaker 04

  Here they are.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Blue.

• 58:39Speaker 04

  I did get Lasik though. The surgery.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, did you really?

• 58:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Did it burn?

• 58:44Speaker 04

  Um, well, yeah, they put in numbing drops afterwards, but the nurse put it in my eye, but it I felt it fall on my cheek, and I said, I think you missed my eye there, toots.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:55Speaker 04

  Um, and she was like, no, it went in, and I was like, no. And then later on the drive home, I was really feeling it on one side of my face. It felt like my whole side of my face felt like it got beat with a baseball bat.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god. But then, did you, did it work ultimately?

• 59:08Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  Lasik?

• 59:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  So before, you were wearing glasses and contacts, and now you don't?

• 59:11Speaker 04

  All the time, yeah.

• 59:12Bobby Lee?

  Now you don't?

• 59:12Speaker 04

  Now I don't.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 59:14Speaker 04

  I have glasses for driving, but I wore glasses since like, 4th grade.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow. That must have been, um, great, I mean, relieving, like, a relief.

• 59:23Speaker 04

  Oh, definitely.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:24Speaker 04

  You, you don't have glasses or doing it?

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  I need them. Right, don't I need them, because the, cuz now?

• 59:29Speaker 04

  There's no one over there.

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:33Speaker 04

  Fully blind.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, when we do ads, it's got, every week, it gets, it has to be closer and, and bigger.

• 59:39Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  I can't really see.

• 59:40Speaker 04

  Would you get, would you get surgery, or are you scared of that?

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  I, I, yeah, I think I'll find until like, something detrimental happens.

• 59:46Speaker 02

  Well, you might wanna stay away from Final Destination.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  What?

• 59:50Speaker 02

  The movie?

• 59:51Speaker 04

  The movie will kill you.

• 59:52Speaker 02

  The movie will make you fear Lasik.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  Oh, does, do, do they do that in that? What happens in it?

• 59:58Speaker 02

  Uh, it was one girl?

• 59:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  Relating to you, girl?

• 1:00:02Speaker 04

  A girl, oh, I understand.

• 1:00:06Speaker 04

  A girl? Like me?

• 1:00:10Speaker 02

  My bad. Oh, my god.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:14Speaker 02

  My bad, I didn't think like that.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  You can't get canceled for that.

• 1:00:16Speaker 02

  I can't?

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:00:17Speaker 02

  Okay, so, girl.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Keep going. Don't point, please don't do that.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  My bad.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:22Speaker 02

  A girl.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  My god. You, you know what we'd love, for you to pitch a movie?

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  I pitched a movie already, you never took it.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Or pitch us the movie.

• 1:00:33Speaker 04

  Wait, I want to hear what happens in Final Destination.

• 1:00:35Speaker 02

  So in fa- I don't know which Final Destination. You seen this movie?

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Five, it's five.

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  Five, and like she's getting Lasik and like her eyes are like, are stuck.

• 1:00:43Speaker 04

  What do you mean her eyes are stuck?

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Like, I don't know how they do it. You know what I'm talking about?

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  She turns Chinese?

• 1:00:48Speaker 02

  No, she didn't.

• 1:00:49Speaker 04

  So she's like, in like the kind of Clockwork Orange brace of it all. Okay.

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then like the lasers go straight through her eye.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  That was a great reference, by the way.

• 1:00:57Speaker 04

  Clockwork Orange?

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:58Speaker 04

  But how, but hmm, that's interesting. So the laser is supposed to go into your eye, but that one just goes straight through her brain.

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  Uh, the doctor left.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there we go.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  Ew!

• 1:01:08Speaker 02

  Was it like that?

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Was it like that?

• 1:01:09Speaker 04

  It is like that.

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  They open your eye like that?

• 1:01:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  They open your eye like that?

• 1:01:12Speaker 04

  Fuck, that is gnarly.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  That's so gnarly.

• 1:01:15Speaker 02

  Is that Liv Tyler?

• 1:01:16Speaker 04

  And they did that to her? That's crazy. Cause my eye was numb when I had that. Uh, maybe they numbed hers for this, but.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  Maybe we shouldn't watch this whole thing.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want to watch the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:24Speaker 02

  Basically burns.

• 1:01:25Speaker 04

  Why? Why? Why? You guys don't want to watch it?

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  And so, do you feel the laser?

• 1:01:30Speaker 04

  The doctor left or what? She's just alone in there.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. Oh my god.

• 1:01:35Speaker 04

  And now the laser.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  You might not want to get Lasik now. So, think about that scene, what you're doing.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank you.

• 1:01:50Speaker 04

  Wow, that was scary.

• 1:01:51Speaker 02

  If I ever get Lasik, I'll think about that scene, my friend.

• 1:01:54Speaker 04

  But it is like that. But I mean, here's the thing, my eyeballs were so numb that at one point the doctor took like one of those blue, you know, kind of like medical rags that they use? And he wiped my eye and I could see him wiping my eye.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:02:08Speaker 04

  But I couldn't close my eye and I couldn't feel it.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:02:11Speaker 04

  Just like wiping off like.

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  I mean, your instinct probably wasn't wanting to blink.

• 1:02:14Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, you just can't.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  You just can't. Wow, wow, wow. And how long are you in there for?

• 1:02:19Speaker 04

  It only takes like eight minutes. And then afterwards, you can see already. It's, it's.

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's amazing.

• 1:02:24Speaker 04

  It's blurry, but you can see better than you could see before. It's like looking through Vaseline, but you can tell your vision is better. It's crazy.

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. Um, we're movie execs and you're gonna pitch us a Final Destination movie.

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  Oh, sweet.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:02:37Speaker 02

  I've seen all of them.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  Hi, so um, my name is Bob Hosko.

• 1:02:41Speaker 04

  And my name is Marjorie Creme Blonde.

• 1:02:44Speaker 02

  How's it going, guys?

• 1:02:45Speaker 04

  Wait, was your person real?

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  What? No. It were, and our company is called Creme Blonde Hosko.

• 1:02:52Speaker 02

  Is that the production company?

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yeah, so anyway, um, we, we've heard you're a really great-

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  And Walt Disney is our dad.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:59Speaker 04

  But we're doing something different and we're twins.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  Something different, different.

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  And we started a new kind of production company and we want it to be nasty movies because our dad made such so many nasty movies.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:06Speaker 04

  And we hate our dad.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  We hate our dad so much. We were, we're the ones that froze him.

• 1:03:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, we froze him.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  When he died, we froze him immediately.

• 1:03:12Speaker 04

  And, and we snuck in and we're gonna unplug him so he gets room temperature and, and, and gets wrecked.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  He gets, he's gonna get so wrecked.

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  Can I get to my movie pitch?

• 1:03:19Speaker 04

  Sure, of course.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, my bad.

• 1:03:20Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I-

• 1:03:21Speaker 04

  Alright, my, my brother talks too much.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  While I'm here.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:25Speaker 02

  Uh, how you guys doing?

• 1:03:27Speaker 04

  We're doing great, thank you so much.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  Why are you holding that hat?

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  So, it's a note, note-

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  It's a notebook?

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  No cards.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:33Speaker 04

  Oh, it's your notebook.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I didn't, okay.

• 1:03:36Speaker 02

  My name is Hyman.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, hello.

• 1:03:38Speaker 02

  I wanna pitch a Final Destination movie to you guys.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:42Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:03:42Speaker 04

  That's interesting because Final Destination is already kind of a franchise. I don't know if we have the rights.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we don't have the rights, but let's see what we can do.

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  We'll hear you out, we'll hear you out.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  We'll hear you out, see what we can do.

• 1:03:50Speaker 02

  This will be the final Destination.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and so how many-

• 1:03:52Speaker 04

  The final, final Destination.

• 1:03:54Speaker 02

  Final, final.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it lets, yeah.

• 1:03:56Speaker 02

  Closes out the whole movie.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the final.

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  The final.

• 1:03:58Speaker 04

  And what if we screen it in a place like Oahu where people have to travel to, so it would be the last movie, it would be the final, final Destination Destination.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's a really good idea, wow.

• 1:04:07Speaker 04

  Like, that's just marketing. So I'm kind of the marketing whiz and my brother, my baby brother, he does like-

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:11Speaker 04

  What do we do?

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  Props.

• 1:04:12Speaker 04

  Props.

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  Props?

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do the props.

• 1:04:14Speaker 04

  He does the props.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  And some lighting, and I also, I'm very good at like, um, telling the set decorators what not to do.

• 1:04:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's awesome.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:22Speaker 02

  So you guys go, okay, you bunch of nipple babies.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  Wait, excuse me, sir?

• 1:04:27Speaker 04

  We're not nipple babies.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  We're not nipple, nipple babies.

• 1:04:28Speaker 04

  We weren't breastfed at all.

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  I meant nipple, nipple, nepotism.

• 1:04:32Speaker 04

  Well, our dad's dead, so-

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:34Speaker 02

  But still, nepotism.

• 1:04:35Speaker 04

  Not, no, not, can't, can't be nipple if your dad's dead.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  No, because when he died, we didn't go immediately into show business. She was in the, uh, she was in the army.

• 1:04:42Speaker 04

  And he left us nothing.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 1:04:44Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, okay, nevermind then. Well, okay, so a guy-

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  Would you, Jaime, just real quick, you don't insult the people that, you know, you're pitching to.

• 1:04:55Speaker 02

  Well, I tell it how it is, you know?

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, sorry.

• 1:04:57Speaker 04

  I kinda like the attitude.

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I kinda like a rebellious.

• 1:05:00Speaker 02

  Just, yeah. Give my movie a green go.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  We don't even, we don't even have the rights to Final Fantasy and we're gonna do a movie and it's like, we're rebellious.

• 1:05:07Speaker 04

  We have three green goes to give a year.

• 1:05:11Speaker 02

  So, there's a couple, a guy and a girl.

• 1:05:13Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:05:15Speaker 02

  They.

• 1:05:15Speaker 04

  Hetero, we like that.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  We love a hetero, yeah.

• 1:05:17Speaker 02

  We're not there yet.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  We, they going into a mall, right?

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is it a strip mall or an indoor mall?

• 1:05:25Speaker 04

  Great question, my baby brother asked.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  It's that mall, the biggest mall in America.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's in Minnesota then.

• 1:05:31Speaker 04

  Awesome.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  Amazing. And we have tax, we have tax write-off there.

• 1:05:35Speaker 04

  Oh, we'd love that.

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we love that.

• 1:05:37Speaker 02

  That's why I picked, that's why I picked the location.

• 1:05:41Speaker 04

  Sorry, can I talk to you alone for a second?

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  Jesus Christ. What's up?

• 1:05:45Speaker 04

  This little guy is so cute.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  He's so, he's just.

• 1:05:47Speaker 04

  He's so awesome, he just has like a fun energy about him.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  He should star in the movie, I think, without even.

• 1:05:52Speaker 04

  That's what I'm thinking.

• 1:05:53Speaker 02

  Hey, I'm right here, guys, I can listen to you.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he has great hearing.

• 1:05:58Speaker 02

  So, a couple walks into the mall, and it's an ordinary day in Minnesota.

• 1:06:03Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:06:03Speaker 02

  And, um.

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Just an average, ordinary day.

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  Oh, and an average, it's the same thing, meaning, um, doesn't matter. And the couple, they walk in, and they go into a Victoria's Secret.

• 1:06:15Speaker 04

  Ooh, love that, that sells.

• 1:06:17Speaker 02

  And it's a big sale on the Victoria's Secret.

• 1:06:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:21Speaker 02

  And.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  There's a sale?

• 1:06:22Speaker 02

  There's a sale.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:23Speaker 02

  For the ladies.

• 1:06:24Speaker 04

  Sometimes, yeah, they do panties, like, five, five dollar a pair, or twenty-five for five, whatever.

• 1:06:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  Did you say there was a big sale for the ladies?

• 1:06:31Speaker 02

  Well, who else shops there?

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're, you're thinking ahead.

• 1:06:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:35Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, and then, and then like, um, have you ever seen the Final Destination movies? Destination movies, you know, something, uh, a traumatic event happens, so Victoria's Secret, um, they have a, one of those inflatables.

• 1:06:50Speaker 04

  Oh, like at the car?

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like outside.

• 1:06:53Speaker 04

  That's one thing Victoria's Secret has been missing.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, I mean, you've.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  That's true. I mean, we would love to see like, you know what I mean? Laundry on one of them. You know what I mean?

• 1:07:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  And there's also not gender specific, these things. These tubes.

• 1:07:08Speaker 02

  Gender.

• 1:07:08Bobby Lee?

  These inflatable, what are they?

• 1:07:10Speaker 04

  We'll put tits on the tube.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, sure, sure. I'm sure we can do that. So go ahead.

• 1:07:13Speaker 02

  And then that's what causes the event.

• 1:07:16Speaker 04

  What's the event, sorry?

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  What event?

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  Well, the guy has vision of what's gonna happen and the store's gonna blow up.

• 1:07:23Speaker 04

  From the inflatable, wacky inflatable tube?

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  How does?

• 1:07:27Speaker 04

  How does it? So, is it filled with like a gas that's flammable or something? I'm trying to help you here.

• 1:07:33Speaker 02

  I haven't written it out yet, but.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you haven't thought it through?

• 1:07:36Speaker 02

  I didn't mean.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:07:38Speaker 04

  This is, I'm sorry, this is the whole movie?

• 1:07:39Speaker 02

  No, no, no. It's the beginning of the movie.

• 1:07:41Speaker 04

  It's the beginning of the movie.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's the beginning of the movie?

• 1:07:44Speaker 02

  And like, five people, five or six people survive. He gets them out.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Five or six?

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  Five or six, depending how many couples there is.

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  And that's not written down yet?

• 1:07:53Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:07:54Speaker 00

  What's on the note cards?

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's on the?

• 1:07:58Speaker 00

  Power move.

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  Boom.

• 1:08:00Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 1:08:00Speaker 02

  Improv.

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what? You improvised that whole pitch to us. That's amazing.

• 1:08:05Speaker 04

  That was amazing.

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible.

• 1:08:06Speaker 04

  It is the.

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, thank you.

• 1:08:07Speaker 04

  Movie. Yeah, we loved it.

• 1:08:10Speaker 04

  I think we're gonna give it a green go.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's green light it now. We won't even have to call your agents.

• 1:08:13Speaker 02

  Sweet.

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  And we would love you to be the star.

• 1:08:15Speaker 02

  Shaka.

• 1:08:15Speaker 04

  Love you.

• 1:08:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we would love you to be the inflatable thing.

• 1:08:17Speaker 04

  Now, we just have one last question for you.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:08:19Speaker 04

  Who would you like to cast as your girlfriend?

• 1:08:21Speaker 02

  Ooh, at this point, have you guys ever heard of Lisa Gilroy?

• 1:08:26Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 1:08:26Speaker 02

  He's blowing up right now.

• 1:08:28Speaker 04

  Wasn't she that girl that died in that horror film?

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:32Speaker 04

  Something, something invited over to Michael Bay's house for things that he said no and was killed?

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she was killed at a poker.

• 1:08:38Speaker 02

  Her.

• 1:08:38Bobby Lee?

  A poker party.

• 1:08:39Speaker 02

  There's a security officer. I want him to be Bobby Lee. Can we get Bobby?

• 1:08:42Speaker 04

  Oh, Bobby, he's great.

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  I've never heard of him.

• 1:08:44Speaker 04

  No, you saw him in that Pepsi commercial.

• 1:08:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 1:08:46Speaker 04

  He was so good in that.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 1:08:48Speaker 02

  And the one and only Michael Bay's gonna direct it.

• 1:08:50Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:08:51Speaker 04

  Okay, sold.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so good.

• 1:08:53Speaker 02

  Thank you for having me.

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  You know what? Let's start tomorrow.

• 1:08:57Speaker 02

  I can't.

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  We'll get a flight tonight. Minnesota. We can do it.

• 1:08:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll start tomorrow.

• 1:09:00Speaker 04

  Start tomorrow.

• 1:09:01Bobby Lee?

  Principal shooting tomorrow.

• 1:09:02Speaker 02

  Sweet.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. We'll see you there.

• 1:09:04Speaker 02

  Write up a script.

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Tonight you will.

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow. He's fast.

• 1:09:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, he is fast. I loved that.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good, dude. Pretty good, dude.

• 1:09:12Speaker 04

  Really good pitch.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good pitch.

• 1:09:14Speaker 02

  Shaka, guys. Thank you.

• 1:09:19Bobby Lee?

  Lisa, how long you been married?

• 1:09:21Speaker 04

  Long time.

• 1:09:22Speaker 02

  You married?

• 1:09:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:25Speaker 02

  I had a friend for you, but...

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no...

• 1:09:27Speaker 04

  You had a friend for me?

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Really? Well, describe the friend.

• 1:09:30Speaker 04

  Aww.

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  Who was the friend?

• 1:09:32Speaker 02

  Uh, from Texas. I have a friend in Texas. I'm from Texas.

• 1:09:35Speaker 04

  So I'd have to go there to meet him?

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was pretty, uh, tall.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  He's tall?

• 1:09:40Speaker 04

  Dang it!

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  What does he do for a living?

• 1:09:42Speaker 02

  He's like, a comedian.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what does he do for a living?

• 1:09:44Speaker 04

  This, it sounds like you're setting up to catfish me.

• 1:09:46Speaker 02

  No, I'm not.

• 1:09:46Speaker 04

  Like, he's my friend, he's my friend. You can talk to him on MySpace.

• 1:09:51Speaker 02

  No, I have a friend, he, uh, manages a apartment complex.

• 1:09:55Speaker 04

  Wow, that sounds really hot.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  It's moving on up, huh?

• 1:09:58Speaker 04

  And he's tall? Is he as tall as the apartment complex?

• 1:10:02Speaker 02

  Not quite yet.

• 1:10:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:04Speaker 02

  But he's white. I don't know if you like white.

• 1:10:06Speaker 04

  Oh, I love white!

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  She loves the white part. She loves white, she loves, she loves.

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's white.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  So how did you meet your husband?

• 1:10:12Speaker 04

  Um, I've known him for a long time, like, since we were kids.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow, childhood.

• 1:10:17Speaker 04

  Childhood.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Friend. You were friends with him in high school?

• 1:10:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  Same age?

• 1:10:20Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow. But there was no attraction then?

• 1:10:24Speaker 04

  Oh, there was attraction.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:10:26Speaker 04

  But he had a girlfriend that went to a different school.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:10:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  So you had a crush?

• 1:10:29Speaker 04

  Just like that.

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow. And then how did you rekindle it?

• 1:10:33Speaker 04

  Well, we never unkindled it.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 1:10:36Speaker 04

  Yeah. It's been kindled, honey.

• 1:10:39Speaker 02

  And now you guys are out here, dog?

• 1:10:41Speaker 04

  Now we're out here, living the dream.

• 1:10:42Bobby Lee?

  Living the dream?

• 1:10:43Speaker 04

  You ever been married?

• 1:10:45Speaker 02

  No, man.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, can I tell, okay, so I'm gonna, before we go, I wanna tell you about what my therapist and I talked about.

• 1:10:50Speaker 04

  Oh, I'd love to hear.

• 1:10:50Bobby Lee?

  And I, I wrote it down, no, I took a screenshot of it. And, um, so this is it. It's about boundaries.

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:02Speaker 04

  Wonderful.

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's talk about boundaries here, and, um...

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  So, my esteem, performance-based.

• 1:11:10Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  You know? So if, here's the thing, if, and this is not for comedy, this is, let's talk serious for a second, okay?

• 1:11:17Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:21Bobby Lee?

  But.

• 1:11:21Speaker 04

  Oh, nice. He's screaming at us.

• 1:11:23Bobby Lee?

  But, um, but, but, you know, my happiness is a lot of times based on, oh, did I get the job? Or, you know, I mean, how many people came to the show or, you know?

• 1:11:30Speaker 04

  Right, right.

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  And this and that, and it's all dictated on that. And I have to find a balance in that.

• 1:11:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is your esteem based on performance?

• 1:11:38Speaker 04

  I, I, I relate to that.

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  So if things are, have there been pockets in your, in your career where things weren't happening?

• 1:11:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, definitely.

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  And then you feel depressed?

• 1:11:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  You shouldn't do that.

• 1:11:49Speaker 04

  Well, you shouldn't either.

• 1:11:53Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. And then this is, um, other-based esteem.

• 1:11:57Speaker 04

  This is an email from your therapist?

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:11:59Speaker 04

  Or she sent you like a seventeen magazine quiz?

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  So I went to therapy yesterday.

• 1:12:03Speaker 04

  Oh, she uses a whiteboard on your ass. Holy shit. Things are dire over there.

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And, and she goes, and I go, can I screenshot that? And she's been doing that with me lately.

• 1:12:12Speaker 04

  She stands up in front of a whiteboard.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  This is the first time she's ever done it.

• 1:12:15Speaker 04

  And starts writing diagrams.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  It was literally.

• 1:12:17Speaker 04

  This is your brain.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  This is literally the first time she, I was, I was so shocked because I've been with her for years. But I sat down, she goes, I, I had to write this stuff down so that we can, you know, really talk, get into it.

• 1:12:26Speaker 04

  Wow, good. Smart.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  You know, and then because, you know, I, um, you know, I, you know, I'm on Ozempic because of the fact that like a girl told me that I was fat.

• 1:12:35Speaker 04

  That's not very nice.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I, and I do things based on, you know what I mean? And I should.

• 1:12:39Speaker 04

  And I only said it one time, and I'm sorry.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  You're fat. Yeah. But I, yeah, but I do things based on people's, you know what I mean?

• 1:12:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  And I don't set boundaries and I, you know, and I, and I should have said, I, I should have cut that person off. Anybody that says that I'm, um, you know, I mean, ugly or fat, right?

• 1:12:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's not a friend.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  I should not put, yeah, and I, and I, um, I let people walk all over me.

• 1:13:05Speaker 04

  So how are you gonna change it? Because teach me.

• 1:13:08Bobby Lee?

  So I, but what I've been doing lately is, um, and I'll give you an example of what I've done. Is, um, there was a girl that, um, I met at the Irvine Improv.

• 1:13:19Speaker 04

  Cool.

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:13:22Speaker 04

  All right.

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  And then, you know, she, she said that, you know, I'm attracted to you, this and that. And then, you know, I got her number, she came to the show, and then, um, I would text her, like, you'll have dinner, and she would like, um, kind of blow me off, which is fine. But then last week, or two weeks ago, I, I go, hey, you want to have dinner? And she goes, well, I'll only go to dinner with you if you set me up with so and so, which is like, a guy that I was on a show with? What are you shaking your head for?

• 1:13:45Speaker 04

  That's so mean, yeah, that's rude.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  Right? So then I went, like, and this is what my, my therapist said, I did, made the wrong move, which I thought I was setting it down a boundary. So I go-

• 1:13:54Speaker 04

  You were like, where you want to go, baby?

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. What I did was, I, um, I gave that guy her number.

• 1:14:04Speaker 04

  That's fine.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:14:05Speaker 04

  I mean, good riddance to her.

• 1:14:06Bobby Lee?

  And then I texted her, and I said, I gave him your number, but don't ever text me or call me again.

• 1:14:11Speaker 04

  I have to say, it's nice that you even gave the number, because I feel like a lot of people would say that, but not do it.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I also didn't want to be petty about it, you know what I'm saying? So I was like, you know what, get the number, and then I just said, don't ever text me again, and, you know what I mean? And that woman that said that I was like, you know, not attractive, I cut her off too. So I, I think I'm doing it, you know what I mean? But it's like, um, I have to, uh, you know what I mean?

• 1:14:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  You know, do, I have to set these boundaries down, because I just let people walk all over me.

• 1:14:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:14:38Speaker 04

  I'm proud of you.

• 1:14:45Speaker 00

  Good.

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  And here's another thing I wanted to say, is, um, and something that came up, I, I have all these requirements, you know, I do the same thing that women do to me, you know what I mean, in terms of like, oh, she has to be like this, this and this.

• 1:14:59Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, I, um, I know plenty of women, or people, I don't know if I should even talk about something, it, it-

• 1:15:05Speaker 00

  It's up to you.

• 1:15:09Speaker 00

  Just don't name names.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm, what I'm saying is, is that, you know, I know some women that are like, just good people, right? Uh, they, um, you know, they help homeless, or they're like, you know, I mean, they go out of their way for their neighbor or whatnot, right? And because she's not hot enough or whatever, I'm like, nah, right? But it's like, no, because I deserve to be with somebody, a good person, you know what I mean, but why isn't that a part of my, you know what I mean, checklist?

• 1:15:32Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? There's all these exterior things that I'm looking for, right? Because it's like, you know, um, you know, I want to, I, I use them as like, you know, I mean- Here's what it, I, I, I, here's, so what, here's what I.

• 1:15:47Speaker 04

  No, I'm, I'm, I'm ready.

• 1:15:48Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 1:15:49Speaker 04

  You're looking for a girl, girl with red hair, short legs.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  I was a bully as a kid.

• 1:15:52Speaker 04

  Small teeth, big eyes, pierced belly button.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:56Speaker 04

  Denim jeans cut offs, I get it.

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so as a, as a kid, you're right, you know, kids would bully me like, you're never gonna get married, you're short, this and that. And so in, in show business, I've like, here's my hot girlfriend.

• 1:16:08Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:16:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I asked, like, you know what I mean, of like, look what I did, right? But I don't, that, those, these aren't people that I, you know what I mean, are gonna have a lifelong, you know what I mean?

• 1:16:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:18Bobby Lee?

  Relationship with, right? I use it as like, you know what I mean, you know what I mean, like as if, like I bought a brand new car or something.

• 1:16:23Speaker 04

  Right, right. But it's not somebody that you wanna like hang out and watch TV with all Saturday.

• 1:16:27Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:16:27Speaker 04

  And that's when a relationship really.

• 1:16:28Bobby Lee?

  And that's what I want, and that's what I deserve, and so that's what, um, so I'm doing this work so that I can get there, you know?

• 1:16:36Speaker 04

  That's very wonderful work.

• 1:16:37Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I don't know why you guys are clapping!

• 1:16:40Speaker 04

  Well, I feel like there's a lot of.

• 1:16:41Bobby Lee?

  Being vulnerable on a podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:42Speaker 04

  There's probably a lot of men who have not arrived at this conclusion that you have come to, and it's, it is.

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:47Speaker 04

  Admirable.

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like even the car, the Hyundai out there.

• 1:16:52Bobby Lee?

  Sounds like a commercial. Yeah, yeah, I love the Hyundai. Why, why do you love it? Cause they gave it to me. Oh, okay. That car they gave to me.

• 1:17:00Speaker 04

  Who's they?

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  Hyundai did. They, I don't know what, what the attachment was, they're like, hey, can you just drive our car around for six months? I'm like, okay. Yeah, so I'm gonna drive, Hyundai, that's a great car. I think that was the requirement right there. But no, because it, you know, like, I know friends, you know, my best friend, you know, has a Mercedes and they have all these fancy things, you know what I mean? And I was like, I'll drive a Hyundai.

• 1:17:21Speaker 04

  Okay, women are not cars.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  I know, exactly, they're not hot cars, everybody.

• 1:17:26Speaker 04

  Not all women are cars.

• 1:17:27Bobby Lee?

  Not all women are cars, everybody, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyone, thing you wanna plug?

• 1:17:35Bobby Lee?

  What a transition.

• 1:17:37Speaker 04

  I guess Interior Chinatown on Hulu.

• 1:17:39Bobby Lee?

  It's very good. You're very good. Listen, it's a fun show. I love Jimmy and Ronnie. They're like my brothers. Taika's great.

• 1:17:47Speaker 04

  They're so funny.

• 1:17:47Bobby Lee?

  And Lisa Gilroy is an amazing talent. And check out, Hulu's a great company.

• 1:17:53Speaker 04

  Hulu's a great company. Thanks for saying that.

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because I just did the Hularity New York, because I'm doing a special for them.

• 1:17:58Speaker 04

  Oh, nice.

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  And I just went out there and I love that company, so support the company.

• 1:18:03Speaker 04

  Support the company.

• 1:18:03Bobby Lee?

  Support.

• 1:18:04Speaker 04

  And by the way, we have an announcement from the CEO of Hulu.

• 1:18:08Bobby Lee?

  Uh-oh. Oh.

• 1:18:09Speaker 04

  Do you remember your line?

• 1:18:10Bobby Lee?

  Say the line. Say the line. Very best. Very best.

• 1:18:13Speaker 02

  Hey, my name is Devin Ricardo. Right?

• 1:18:18Bobby Lee?

  Go, go, go.

• 1:18:19Speaker 02

  Okay, hey, what's up? I'm Devin Ricardo. And we have a special program with the programs that will help them with the anti-Semitic establishment of a sentiment value.

• 1:18:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that wasn't that bad. Dude, that was actually absolutely incredible, dude.

• 1:18:39Speaker 04

  That was really good.

• 1:18:41Bobby Lee?

  What kind of towels do you want? The fluffy one or the? I don't know.

• 1:18:45Speaker 04

  Hair cloth.

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  Hair cloth. Fuck, man! Fuck, I couldn't do it. I couldn't do the hair cloth! Oh my god, I'm a failure, dude.

• 1:18:52Speaker 04

  I don't remember any of my lines.

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  You don't remember your lines, yeah.

• 1:18:54Speaker 04

  Do you remember my line?

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:18:56Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't. It's the two coin thing.

• 1:18:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Balthazar?

• 1:18:59Speaker 04

  Balthazar.

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  Balthazar and the two coins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lisa, if you ever want to plug anything, or you ever want to come back, please come back.

• 1:19:08Speaker 04

  I would love to. This was so fun.

• 1:19:09Bobby Lee?

  And then, you know, next time, Kalai will be here too, you know what I mean?

• 1:19:11Speaker 04

  And let's bring your therapist on.

• 1:19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, you think I need it, huh?

• 1:19:14Speaker 04

  No, I just think it would be fun to meet her. It seems like you guys are doing really fun work on the whiteboard. I like that. I've never seen a therapist at the whiteboard.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, she cares about me.

• 1:19:22Speaker 04

  I know.

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  And I want to do the work. You know what I mean? I'm trying to do the work and put some boundaries down, guys, okay? So, give Lisa Gilroy a round of applause, everybody! Yeah!

• 1:19:32Speaker 04

  Stop.