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2:14 Bobby Lee? It's about Jaime. It's about Jaime specifically. Welcome to another Christmas episode of Tiger Belly. How many Christmas episodes have we done? Eight. Eight Christmas. Nine years, eight years, George? Eight Christmas. You sing one, Jules.
2:31 Speaker 03 Go ahead, Jules. Eight Christmas. We love Christmas.
2:40 Speaker 03 Eight.
2:41 Bobby Lee? Christmas. We love Christmas. You got one, Jaime?
2:49 Speaker 03 Oh, it's not on.
2:50 Bobby Lee? It's not on. Ready?
2:52 Speaker 04 Hello.
2:53 Bobby Lee? Hello, do you?
2:54 Speaker 04 Merry Christmas.
2:55 Bobby Lee? Merry Christmas, hello.
2:57 Speaker 04 Is the mic?
2:58 Bobby Lee? It's on.
2:58 Speaker 04 It's on.
2:59 Bobby Lee? Hello.
3:00 Speaker 04 It's Christmas.
3:01 Bobby Lee? It's Christmas.
3:02 Speaker 04 And everybody's happy. And everybody can get some Christmas presents. If you've been nice or naughty.
3:12 Bobby Lee? Woo!
3:13 Speaker 04 Maybe some eggnog. Maybe a little boob touch.
3:20 Bobby Lee? No boob touch, dude, no boob touch. And that's your perversion coming out in Christmas. And I don't like it, dude. It's negative, it's not Christmas feeling, and we're not touching any boobies.
3:30 Speaker 03 Gilbert, will you stop looking at me?
3:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Over the whole time, all I just, all I see is this. Face paralysis. Face? On your face. It looks so weird. Did you get a stroke? Or are you just half happy to see me?
3:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, it's like you're two-faced. Now, what's going on there? What's going on there with your face?
3:54 Speaker 03 Can you be warm?
3:55 Bobby Lee? No, I don't want to be warm with you, yeah. I'll be warm to half of you.
3:59 Speaker 03 Okay.
4:00 Bobby Lee? Because half of your face is warm to me, all right? What happened there? With your face?
4:05 Speaker 03 So, apparently, high stress can bring about something called Bell's palsy.
4:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, you have Bell's palsy.
4:13 Speaker 03 One day I woke up and half of my face was frozen, and it's been this way for, uh, months now.
4:20 Bobby Lee? To make Khalyla feel more comfortable, we should all do her face throughout the episode.
4:27 Bobby Lee? So everyone, I want everyone to do the face. Is Hybe already doing it?
4:30 Speaker 04 My face is already like.
4:33 Bobby Lee? I always thought that you had both positively in your face, yeah.
4:36 Speaker 04 Never got treated for it.
4:37 Bobby Lee? Do the face? Yeah.
4:41 Bobby Lee? You look like a pirate almost. Yeah, yeah, or you're doing an Elvis impression. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
4:48 Speaker 03 Did you watch the Elvis documentary?
4:51 Bobby Lee? No, I know everything about him, ask him.
4:53 Speaker 03 The rise and fall of him?
4:54 Bobby Lee? The rise and fall?
4:57 Speaker 03 I can't speak.
4:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. She's like, I didn't know.
5:01 Speaker 03 This is one of the reasons why I haven't been back on, like, I literally have a speech impediment now.
5:05 Bobby Lee? I know, yeah.
5:06 Speaker 03 Like, I couldn't say the letter P.
5:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
5:08 Speaker 03 Or F.
5:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
5:09 Speaker 03 Like, stop looking at me like that.
5:11 Bobby Lee? Your lips are so thick, though, what happened? Does that, does that fuck with your lips?
5:15 Speaker 03 No.
5:16 Bobby Lee? Your lips are so thick, on both sides, I mean, up and down, I mean. Anyway, um.
5:21 Speaker 03 You're so skinny.
5:22 Bobby Lee? No, there's no way.
5:25 Speaker 03 Your, like, shoulders are, like, sloping, it's so weird.
5:28 Bobby Lee? You, do you really see the thinness of it?
5:30 Speaker 03 I do, and I don't like it.
5:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
5:32 Speaker 05 You look smaller.
5:33 Bobby Lee? I look smaller.
5:33 Speaker 03 But you know, you don't look skinny, you look small.
5:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I know, that's the thing. I still look fat, but I'm smaller.
5:39 Speaker 03 You know why?
5:39 Bobby Lee? Why? And I don't think, I think it's not working, I don't think it's working.
5:43 Speaker 03 You have the phenomenon of, like, the rapper Eve. Your face is always gonna be chubby.
5:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
5:48 Speaker 03 So, like, you're, you're never gonna look skinny, like, ever.
5:51 Bobby Lee? I don't want that phenomenon. I have the Eve phenomenon?
5:54 Speaker 03 Yeah, like, she's always going to, but it's so cute, because you're never gonna age, because you have fat in your face.
5:59 Bobby Lee? No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get those in big face, eventually.
6:02 Speaker 03 Please don't.
6:02 Bobby Lee? I do, I really want it. I wanna look like Karen Carpenter.
6:05 Speaker 03 No, you wanna look like Jessica Simpson?
6:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, baby.
6:10 Speaker 03 Or Scott Disick, have you seen him?
6:12 Bobby Lee? Scott Disick. He's very skinny. Very, very skinny.
6:14 Speaker 03 Yeah, how scary, please don't do that, I'm happy to see you.
6:17 Bobby Lee? It's good to see you. See you too. It's really good to see you too. I so miss you, you know? Really nice for the holidays. I really like it, the feeling. Joel's, like, dying there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a really good feeling, don't you think, when people get together? So, that's really, I like it. Anyway, Happy Merry. Happy Merry. Christmas to everybody, um.
6:40 Speaker 03 Oh my.
6:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah. You're gonna look like.
6:43 Speaker 04 Like that if you keep doing.
6:44 Bobby Lee? I can't wait, dude.
6:45 Speaker 03 What?
6:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
6:46 Speaker 03 Are you really going for like super skinny? What's the, what's the look, the final look you're going for?
6:51 Bobby Lee? Uh, eleven year old Steven Yeun.
6:55 Speaker 03 Can we pull that up?
6:56 Bobby Lee? No, I don't think there's any photos, but I'm just making assumptions that he's, he looked very skinny.
7:00 Speaker 03 You're gonna need the face.
7:02 Bobby Lee? What?
7:03 Speaker 03 I mean, like, the gen- ah, sorry, nevermind.
7:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, go ahead.
7:06 Speaker 03 That's okay.
7:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
7:08 Speaker 03 And it's not gonna happen, that's all I'll say.
7:10 Bobby Lee? You don't think I'm gonna look that skinny?
7:11 Speaker 03 You're not gonna look like Steven Yeun, no.
7:13 Bobby Lee? That's, you know, that's the worst thing I've ever heard. What are you talking about? Of course I am gonna look, of course I am. Yeah, why you, so you don't, you don't genetically, you don't think genetically I can do it?
7:25 Speaker 03 Not genetically.
7:25 Bobby Lee? That's gonna be me, dude, watch.
7:27 Speaker 03 Look how cute he was.
7:28 Speaker 05 He's so cute.
7:29 Bobby Lee? Oh, really?
7:30 Speaker 04 Yeah.
7:30 Bobby Lee? You, I'm never gonna look like that.
7:32 Speaker 03 No, never.
7:33 Speaker 05 No.
7:33 Bobby Lee? Okay.
7:34 Speaker 03 Sorry, sweetie.
7:34 Bobby Lee? All right, well, you know, who am I gonna look like then? Let's go there.
7:38 Speaker 05 The guy from-
7:40 Bobby Lee? What do you mean? That was frustrating?
7:42 Speaker 04 No.
7:43 Bobby Lee? Phew. Yeah, tell me.
7:45 Speaker 04 Can name like two guys right now?
7:46 Bobby Lee? Tell me now.
7:47 Speaker 04 You go first.
7:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you go first, Jules.
7:51 Speaker 05 The guy from Old Boy.
7:53 Bobby Lee? Mixic Choi.
7:54 Speaker 05 Yeah, you look like him.
7:56 Bobby Lee? That's a good thing.
7:57 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
7:58 Bobby Lee? You, you give me one.
7:59 Speaker 04 Um, that guy from, um, that one movie? Great, Jaime.
8:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
8:04 Speaker 04 What's the movie?
8:05 Speaker 03 Jaime.
8:06 Speaker 04 Well, hold on, eh, eh. That movie that we're watching, um- You guys watched the movie? No, no, no. I mentioned the movie about her, I mean, about him to her. It's, um, the show. The show, Squid Games.
8:23 Bobby Lee? Wow, it took you that long to get that, huh?
8:27 Bobby Lee? It took you that long to get there?
8:29 Speaker 03 Which one? It's a cast full of Koreans.
8:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, there's a lot of Koreans.
8:32 Speaker 05 The main one?
8:33 Bobby Lee? You mean the Star Wars one? The guy that was in Star Wars?
8:35 Speaker 04 One of the big guys.
8:37 Bobby Lee? Oh, oh, oh, oh. So the fat guy from Squid Games?
8:41 Speaker 04 Oh, that one in the Train to Busan. Oh, Busan, is it Busan?
8:45 Speaker 03 Busan.
8:46 Bobby Lee? Oh, that guy, he's almost girly.
8:48 Speaker 03 Wait, there's a really hot guy in the Train to Busan.
8:51 Bobby Lee? Not the lead, but he's talking about the guy with the wife.
8:53 Speaker 04 Yeah.
8:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, that's good. That's not a bad thing.
8:56 Speaker 04 No.
8:57 Bobby Lee? Thank you, dude. You know what you look like? If Esai Morales was at a marshmallow eating contest.
9:04 Bobby Lee? Okay, that's a good one. But he, you know, he did it for a year. He did every, he did a com- marshmallow eating contest every year for a year.
9:11 Speaker 04 Who did?
9:12 Bobby Lee? Isai Morales.
9:13 Speaker 04 Who's that?
9:14 Bobby Lee? He should be one of your idols.
9:15 Speaker 00 He's very handsome.
9:16 Bobby Lee? He's one of the best Hispanic actors in the business. Look at him.
9:19 Speaker 04 Oh, him?
9:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
9:20 Speaker 04 From Ozark.
9:22 Bobby Lee? Was he in that?
9:22 Speaker 04 Yeah, he's Dale.
9:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah. But you know, do you remember from the past?
9:26 Speaker 04 No.
9:27 Bobby Lee? You ever saw La Bamba?
9:28 Speaker 04 Yes, yeah.
9:29 Bobby Lee? He's a brother.
9:30 Speaker 04 Oh, that, oh, yeah.
9:31 Bobby Lee? I had a dream too Richie.
9:33 Speaker 04 And he, at the end, he's like, Richie!
9:36 Bobby Lee? God damn, you're so good at impressions. Do it again, dude. Let me get, let me get the cameras out.
9:41 Speaker 04 Okay.
9:42 Bobby Lee? Action.
9:43 Speaker 04 He's walking on the bridge.
9:44 Bobby Lee? Well, no, you do, uh, listen. Isai? Isai, we're already on the bridge. That was in the script as, you know, I mean,
9:52 Speaker 04 Okay, okay, okay.
9:53 Bobby Lee? Stage directions, but you don't have to actually say it.
9:54 Speaker 04 Okay, okay, okay.
9:55 Bobby Lee? All right, so, um, yeah, there was Isai then. And action.
10:02 Speaker 04 Richie!
10:05 Bobby Lee? And cut. I think, I don't think we need another one.
10:07 Speaker 03 No?
10:08 Bobby Lee? That's, we're moving on.
10:09 Speaker 03 We're moving on.
10:09 Bobby Lee? Wow, what? Get me a different actor.
10:14 Bobby Lee? He, he's been around for a long time. He used to hang out at the Comedy Store. I met him a couple of times.
10:18 Speaker 03 Was he comic?
10:19 Bobby Lee? No, he used to just be hang out.
10:20 Speaker 03 He's so hot.
10:21 Bobby Lee? He's a great guy. Well, for money, no.
10:24 Speaker 03 Yeah.
10:24 Bobby Lee? Seems very nice. What have you been doing the last couple of months?
10:27 Speaker 03 Who are you talking to?
10:28 Bobby Lee? You, you.
10:29 Speaker 03 I've honestly been such a recluse because I'm so afraid to step out or have conversations with anyone because I'm so conscious about my face and it's been like, I mean, I know it's Christmas and we're all happy, but it's like super depressing. And I, I keep having this like reoccurring fear that like it'll never go back and I'll be like stuck like this for a while because it can happen.
10:47 Bobby Lee? Now you can know what Harvey Dent felt.
10:49 Speaker 03 Honestly, though, can I say that like,
10:53 Speaker 03 I know that you wanted me to go as Harvey Dent for Halloween.
10:56 Bobby Lee? Yep.
10:56 Speaker 03 And, um, I feel like I missed that opportunity.
10:59 Bobby Lee? I think you did, yeah.
11:00 Speaker 03 Um, but it was- I, I don't know, I've just been sad. Can I be sad?
11:05 Bobby Lee? Well, we feels bad for you, Sack, too, for you.
11:08 Speaker 03 You don't mean it.
11:08 Bobby Lee? No, I'll be real, no, that's what's
11:10 Speaker 03 You don't mean, every time I FaceTime Bobby, he like literally cannot hold back his laugh, like, he keeps laughing at my face.
11:17 Bobby Lee? I feel like you're doing an app or something, like a, a funny filter.
11:20 Speaker 03 Oh, like a filter?
11:21 Bobby Lee? Like a funny filter, yeah, yeah.
11:22 Speaker 03 Like a facial paralysis filter? What kind of fucking filter would do this?
11:25 Bobby Lee? Jaime, what are you doing?
11:26 Speaker 04 Oh.
11:28 Speaker 03 Not, not yet, Jaime, not yet.
11:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what is that?
11:29 Speaker 03 That's a, that's my Christmas gift to them.
11:32 Speaker 04 Oh.
11:32 Speaker 03 He just opened my Christmas gift.
11:33 Bobby Lee? Did you drink one already?
11:34 Speaker 04 No, she didn't let me.
11:35 Bobby Lee? Okay. Is it alcohol?
11:37 Speaker 04 Yeah.
11:38 Bobby Lee? Okay.
11:38 Speaker 04 Is it?
11:39 Speaker 03 Yes, it is. I'll, I'll distribute in a second.
11:42 Bobby Lee? What is that?
11:43 Speaker 03 Um, it's a Filipino beer, it's called Encanto, and they have an ube flavor, a honey and a mango, and it was my gift to everyone but you, since you and I don't drink.
11:51 Bobby Lee? We don't drink, yeah.
11:52 Speaker 03 But it's from, um, from Cebu, it's from my island. Jules and I are very proud to represent Encanto Beer.
11:59 Bobby Lee? Encanto, is that like the Disney movie?
12:01 Speaker 03 Encanto?
12:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:02 Speaker 03 Encanto means, um, fairy, right?
12:04 Speaker 05 Yeah, or like something like mythical.
12:07 Speaker 03 Mythical, yeah.
12:08 Bobby Lee? Oh.
12:09 Speaker 04 Um, you seen, uh, Home Alone?
12:13 Speaker 04 That's a Christmas movie. Home Alone, once again.
12:18 Bobby Lee? Go ahead.
12:19 Speaker 04 Home Alone, once again. Three is a company.
12:23 Bobby Lee? Once again.
12:24 Speaker 04 Once again.
12:26 Bobby Lee? Barney Miller.
12:27 Speaker 04 Cheers is a good show. You need to watch it, once again. Four is a company.
12:34 Bobby Lee? What? That was a show?
12:36 Speaker 04 No.
12:37 Bobby Lee? Okay. Anyway.
12:38 Speaker 04 Home Alone. That's a good movie.
12:40 Bobby Lee? What do you, what do you know about Home Alone?
12:43 Speaker 04 I was, I watched it last night, again.
12:45 Speaker 03 Which one?
12:46 Speaker 04 This, the first one.
12:47 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
12:48 Speaker 04 And then the second one.
12:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
12:49 Speaker 04 But not the third one. You seen the third one?
12:52 Speaker 03 I didn't see the third one either. I think Esther's in the third one. What's your favorite Christmas movie?
12:57 Bobby Lee? Oh shit, that's a really good one. It's a really good question. You know, I've never seen them much.
13:04 Speaker 03 No way.
13:05 Bobby Lee? I mean, I've seen Elf in passing.
13:07 Speaker 03 So good.
13:08 Bobby Lee? Pretty good. Um, you know, any of the fucking, what's the Home Improvement guy? I've never seen any of those.
13:13 Speaker 03 Those are eh.
13:14 Bobby Lee? Okay.
13:14 Speaker 03 The best one, the best, best one still, that's still so funny.
13:17 Bobby Lee? It's Wonderful Life.
13:18 Speaker 03 No, yes, yes.
13:19 Bobby Lee? It's a great one.
13:20 Speaker 03 No, but it's Christmas Vacation.
13:22 Bobby Lee? That's a fun, I've seen that one, yeah, that's a fun, that, you can see that all year round.
13:25 Speaker 03 Clark is, is so funny.
13:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I like the, um, um, Randy Quaid's character.
13:30 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:31 Bobby Lee? And how you can see, um, through his turtleneck, the, um, right, can you see through and see his like, um, how do you call it, wife beater or whatever?
13:41 Speaker 03 You call it that.
13:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
13:43 Speaker 04 What about Jingle on the Way?
13:44 Bobby Lee? Never seen, tell me about that one.
13:46 Speaker 04 Anybody seen Jingle on the Way?
13:47 Speaker 03 Who's that one?
13:48 Speaker 04 With Arnold, uh, I can't say his last.
13:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Try it.
13:51 Speaker 03 Try it, say it.
13:52 Speaker 04 I'm not gonna say it, nope.
13:53 Bobby Lee? You have to learn.
13:53 Speaker 04 No, yeah, I know who I'm talking about.
13:55 Bobby Lee? No, no, I don't know what you're talking about, please.
13:56 Speaker 04 Arnold, he was a governor.
13:57 Bobby Lee? No, no, I know, tell me the last, don't be a jerk.
14:00 Speaker 04 Oh, I'm not gonna say the last name, cuz I mess it up.
14:02 Speaker 03 I thought we all messed it up.
14:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you try it first and then we'll try one. Everyone say it around the table.
14:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, Jules goes next.
14:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
14:08 Speaker 04 Okay, Arnold.
14:10 Speaker 03 I don't think you can even say Arnold.
14:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, work on Arnold first.
14:15 Speaker 04 Yeah, Arnold.
14:17 Speaker 03 You got it.
14:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you got it.
14:18 Speaker 04 Swish.
14:19 Bobby Lee? Okay, guess your guess. Yeah, very good.
14:21 Speaker 04 Swish.
14:22 Speaker 03 Got it, almost, you're close.
14:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And Jules, you're.
14:25 Speaker 04 No, I'm not gonna say it.
14:26 Speaker 05 Arnold Schwarz. Hmm, Schwarz, hmm.
14:32 Speaker 03 Oh, I think it's the N-word?
14:34 Speaker 05 Yeah.
14:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, it's not, no, it's not the N-word.
14:36 Speaker 04 No, I know.
14:38 Bobby Lee? I was scared they were both gonna pause a long time and say it, like, why are you pausing? Just say it. Yeah, when you pause it, it's a problem.
14:46 Speaker 05 Schwarzenegger.
14:49 Bobby Lee? Maybe she shouldn't have said that. Maybe you shouldn't have said that.
14:53 Speaker 05 How do you say it?
14:55 Bobby Lee? I think it's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
14:56 Speaker 05 Schwarzenegger?
14:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:58 Speaker 05 Oh.
14:59 Bobby Lee? Arnold Schwarzenegger, right? I'm not gonna say it. It's not Schwarzenegger. That's insane. The pause is crazy. The pause, yeah. Just, you don't, you know, don't put so much force, uh, I mean, um, focus on the second half last name.
15:13 Speaker 00 First part.
15:14 Speaker 03 Yeah, just say it as Schwarzenegger.
15:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:16 Speaker 05 Schwarzenegger.
15:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. There we go.
15:18 Speaker 04 Schwarzenegger.
15:19 Bobby Lee? So you say Arnold what? Arnold, say the whole thing.
15:21 Speaker 04 I can't even say.
15:23 Bobby Lee? You just did it!
15:24 Speaker 04 Schwarzenegger.
15:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
15:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah. There's a Schwarzenegger, that's all. Yeah.
15:33 Speaker 04 Yeah, the governor.
15:34 Bobby Lee? Okay, yeah. This is what I'm saying. I'm the governor, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:38 Speaker 04 Yeah, jingle all the way.
15:39 Bobby Lee? Jingle all the way.
15:41 Speaker 04 It's a 90's movie, see?
15:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, no, I know the movie, I haven't seen it.
15:44 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
15:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
15:45 Speaker 04 Okay, so basically he's supposed to get that toy, Trouble Man. Uh, but he gets it on Christmas Eve and he goes through these, uh, shenanigans, um, to get the toy. And he's, uh, co-stars Sinbad.
16:00 Speaker 03 Oh, I think I actually have seen this.
16:03 Bobby Lee? Sinbad the comedian.
16:04 Speaker 04 Yes.
16:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:05 Speaker 04 Comedian.
16:05 Bobby Lee? Big fan of his.
16:06 Speaker 04 Yeah, he is.
16:07 Speaker 03 What's your favorite, Jules?
16:09 Speaker 05 I like Holiday.
16:11 Speaker 03 Oh, hey, Holiday? Or The Holiday with Cameron Diaz and Jude Law?
16:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what's the holiday?
16:15 Speaker 03 And Kate Winslet and Jack Black.
16:17 Speaker 05 Is it the one with Cameron, is it Holiday or?
16:20 Speaker 03 The Holiday.
16:20 Speaker 05 Oh, The Holiday.
16:22 Speaker 03 That's a really good one.
16:23 Speaker 05 Yeah.
16:24 Speaker 03 It's a rom-com.
16:25 Bobby Lee? I've never seen an Asian Christmas movie.
16:30 Speaker 03 You know what's so weird? Can I tell, okay, let's talk about this because when Easter Sunday came out with Joe Coy's movie, I thought that was such a missed opportunity.
16:38 Bobby Lee? Why?
16:39 Speaker 03 Because for Filipinos, like, Christmas is our Super Bowl. Why did you choose Easter Sunday? Like, that's so incon- eh, yeah, okay, whatever, we take a week off in the Philippines, but Christmas starts in July for us.
16:48 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
16:49 Speaker 03 So it's like, a Filipino Christmas family movie would have been so much better, I think. But no, no hate, whatever.
16:56 Bobby Lee? Did you see it?
16:58 Speaker 03 What? Easter Sunday?
16:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
16:59 Speaker 03 No, I actually have never seen it.
17:01 Bobby Lee? That's incredible, you, you, a Filipino, you know what? That, that's outrageous!
17:05 Speaker 03 I bought it.
17:06 Bobby Lee? No, no, stop! That's outrageous!
17:08 Speaker 03 I bought it.
17:08 Bobby Lee? I wanna say something right now, number one, right? This is outrageous, number one, right? Joe Coy has been on this podcast how many times? How many times? Three or four times, right? Dear family friend of ours, right? He finally gets a movie, right? A Filipino movie, and the fucking Filipinos that are his friends don't even watch it? That's outrageous!
17:28 Speaker 03 I bought it!
17:30 Bobby Lee? Watch it! Do you see Borderlands?
17:34 Speaker 03 Honestly?
17:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
17:35 Speaker 03 I've talked, we've talked about this.
17:37 Bobby Lee? Have you seen it?
17:38 Speaker 03 I honestly, I can't do it.
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18:11 Bobby Lee? That's outrageous as well.
18:13 Speaker 03 You know why?
18:14 Bobby Lee? I think that's outrageous as well.
18:15 Speaker 03 You know why?
18:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
18:16 Speaker 03 Because you told me not to.
18:17 Bobby Lee? No, I never said that. Oh, real, I like your comedic laugh right there.
18:21 Speaker 00 I haven't watched it either.
18:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm telling you right now.
18:23 Speaker 03 You said, you called me right after the premiere and you said, "Sweetie, please don't watch it."
18:26 Bobby Lee? No, I never said that. That's insane. I said, "Watch it."
18:28 Speaker 03 Okay.
18:29 Bobby Lee? I want everyone to watch my work.
18:30 Speaker 03 Okay.
18:31 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? And it's outrageous. Did you see it?
18:33 Speaker 03 No.
18:33 Bobby Lee? It, my brother hasn't seen it, my mom hasn't seen it, no one's seen it.
18:37 Speaker 03 But I don't, I've never seen posters about it or ads, so I didn't even know that was out.
18:42 Bobby Lee? Really?
18:43 Speaker 03 Yeah.
18:43 Bobby Lee? That's insane. On every airplane, it's on, it's on the airplane thing, right?
18:48 Speaker 03 Really?
18:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, I've seen people watch it.
18:52 Speaker 03 It's not even on TikTok.
18:53 Speaker 00 Do you tell people like, "Hey, I'm in that," next to them on the plane?
18:56 Speaker 03 Do you nudge them like this?
18:57 Speaker 00 I would. That's funny.
18:58 Bobby Lee? No, the one time a lady was like, reading this description of Sweet Dreams right next to me.
19:04 Speaker 03 Oh yeah, you know, I did see Sweet Dreams on a plane. I did see it.
19:08 Bobby Lee? What was my name in it?
19:09 Speaker 03 I don't remember.
19:10 Bobby Lee? It's
19:11 Speaker 03 No, I saw it on the list of movies. I didn't actually watch it.
19:14 Bobby Lee? I never saw it, yeah. Like, nobody watches anything that, you know, we do.
19:17 Speaker 03 Are you crazy, Bobby?
19:19 Bobby Lee? It's crazy.
19:19 Speaker 03 You know what? You're such a fucking victim right now because I have literally watched everything you've been, even your Magnum P I episodes I've watched. You haven't watched them.
19:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm not talking about you right now.
19:29 Speaker 03 Okay.
19:29 Bobby Lee? I'm talking about this one right here.
19:31 Speaker 03 I've seen the, the ramen one.
19:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's a YouTube five minute short. You saw that? Oh, thank you.
19:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, but that was so cool.
19:40 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's thank you. Appreciate it. Let me say something right now to you, Jules, okay? If you were in like, um, um.
19:47 Speaker 00 Wicked.
19:48 Bobby Lee? No, not, not, not, no, that's not what it is. Let me think of something else. If you're watching.
19:55 Bobby Lee? Like Wicked.
19:58 Bobby Lee? I would see it.
19:59 Speaker 03 Yeah?
19:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
20:00 Speaker 03 Have you seen Wicked?
20:01 Bobby Lee? I heard it's great.
20:02 Speaker 03 It's so good.
20:03 Bobby Lee? You saw it? I heard it's great.
20:04 Speaker 03 You watched Gladiator?
20:05 Bobby Lee? And I didn't want it to be good.
20:07 Speaker 03 Why?
20:10 Bobby Lee? Please don't ask me that. But I'll answer.
20:16 Bobby Lee? Please don't. Um. And I want, I want to tiptoe my way around it. It's the poster. Some guy remade the poster.
20:23 Speaker 00 That one pissed a lot of people off.
20:24 Bobby Lee? Right, and, and then it has, um, the green witch, right, and the hat is over the face. And there's a little smirk.
20:32 Speaker 03 Yeah.
20:33 Bobby Lee? Right? And the reason why this green witch has a smirk because she's, she's up to something.
20:37 Speaker 03 Right.
20:37 Bobby Lee? Right? Um, she's, you know, it, it gives the charac, you, you have some insight into the character's motivation, who she is, right?
20:44 Speaker 00 So that's the original?
20:45 Bobby Lee? That little, that little original, right?
20:46 Speaker 00 So no eyes?
20:47 Bobby Lee? And then she puts out a poster with just her whole face with no smirk. So some fan goes, you know what? I want to put, I want to make the poster and
20:57 Speaker 00 Like a fan, like a fan of Wicked is like
20:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, she went crazy. You know what I mean?
21:02 Speaker 00 Good edit right there. Don't worry, guys.
21:03 Speaker 03 I should leave.
21:03 Bobby Lee? Why? Why?
21:05 Speaker 00 I haven't been here in a while.
21:05 Bobby Lee? You haven't been in a while? Yeah, I'm on hands, I'm on, I'm on hands. I'm on hands. No, but no. And then, you know
21:11 Speaker 03 Crazy in what way? Like, was she upset about it?
21:12 Speaker 00 She, like, so the fan did it as like a fan thing, like, I love Wicked. I want to turn like the original poster and use the actual actors so like, you know, covered the eyes. And she kinda Went off on like
21:23 Bobby Lee? I wanna, you wanna
21:24 Speaker 00 It's an erasure of my, uh, like my, my BIPOC nature. I'm like, like it's a, it's an erasure of my identity.
21:33 Speaker 03 I see.
21:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
21:34 Speaker 00 So people felt it was a little like, oh, out of touch, almost out of touch.
21:37 Bobby Lee? And to me, I was just like, ah, ah, no, no. Number one, I love it when, you know, um, I've, I've said it on stage. Um, I love black hobbits.
21:48 Bobby Lee? What's, what?
21:50 Speaker 04 What?
21:51 Bobby Lee? What, what was that little laugh about?
21:53 Speaker 04 No, go ahead, black cobbits.
21:57 Bobby Lee? Do you even know what I'm saying?
21:58 Speaker 04 Yeah, you said black cobbits.
22:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but what I'm referring to.
22:02 Speaker 04 Um, in what terms?
22:05 Bobby Lee? Exactly.
22:10 Bobby Lee? Exactly, Jaime. I don't think you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.
22:14 Speaker 04 Right now, a little bit.
22:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
22:16 Speaker 04 Cause I have the scab and it's opening, so.
22:18 Speaker 03 Let me see.
22:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
22:19 Speaker 04 I don't know about any stitches.
22:21 Speaker 03 Let me, turn it to me. Oh, that's deep, Jaime.
22:24 Bobby Lee? How did that happen?
22:26 Speaker 04 I was cutting myself, um, washing dishes.
22:29 Speaker 00 Oh, okay.
22:29 Speaker 03 Wait, you were cutting yourself washing dishes?
22:32 Speaker 04 I cut myself washing the dishes.
22:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, how, you, there was a knife in the dish, in the sink?
22:36 Speaker 04 And then I was like scrubbing.
22:38 Bobby Lee? Oh, like that?
22:39 Speaker 04 Yeah.
22:39 Bobby Lee? Oh, wow.
22:40 Speaker 00 You clean a knife like that?
22:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you clean your knife like that, huh?
22:42 Speaker 04 Yeah, don't you?
22:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
22:43 Speaker 04 With the sponge?
22:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
22:44 Speaker 05 I do that.
22:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah. A little mindful and careful, though, so that I don't cut myself, but that's fine.
22:49 Speaker 03 You don't wash dishes.
22:52 Bobby Lee? It's, this is, this is the anti-holiday feeling.
22:55 Speaker 00 Do you love it?
22:55 Bobby Lee? I'm talking about, I don't like it. Yes, I have.
22:58 Speaker 03 And what are you doing for Christmas?
22:59 Speaker 05 Nothing.
23:00 Bobby Lee? Like I did Thanksgiving, nothing.
23:02 Speaker 03 Really?
23:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
23:03 Speaker 03 I didn't do anything either.
23:04 Bobby Lee? You had a family get together.
23:05 Speaker 03 No, we didn't.
23:06 Bobby Lee? That's what she said.
23:07 Speaker 03 We had dinner.
23:08 Speaker 05 Dinner!
23:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, with everyone.
23:09 Speaker 03 No, not everyone.
23:10 Bobby Lee? Who was there?
23:11 Speaker 03 Just me, my mom, Jules, my sister.
23:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and there's not a big entity there either?
23:18 Bobby Lee? Was there a big entity there or not?
23:19 Speaker 03 Here's why I don't wanna talk about the big entity.
23:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
23:23 Speaker 03 Because every time I wanna talk to you about the big entity, you shut it out. You're just like, "I don't wanna talk about the big entity."
23:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
23:29 Speaker 03 You like wanna pretend that...
23:30 Bobby Lee? Well, there's an entity, okay, let me just say something, okay? When there's entities around, alright? In my house or anywhere, right? I always like call it out, I go, "There's the entity," you know what I mean? But you don't bring up the entity.
23:43 Speaker 03 No, you don't, you don't...
23:44 Bobby Lee? The reason why I don't come to the dinner, because the entity's there. I'm scared of entities.
23:47 Speaker 03 Check your check. What does your text message say? Do you want to go to dinner with the big entity?
23:52 Bobby Lee? I don't wanna, no, I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be around the entity. Google entity, what does it mean?
23:57 Speaker 00 I may, please read it.
23:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, read, read entity.
23:59 Speaker 04 Oh, god.
24:03 Speaker 04 Uh, thing with entity, a definition, is a thing with distinct and independent existence.
24:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I don't like independent existence. You know what I mean? It's, it, they just run so freely.
24:17 Speaker 03 Bobby, it's been years.
24:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I know.
24:19 Speaker 03 Can we just, like, get on with it?
24:21 Bobby Lee? I can't.
24:22 Speaker 03 I've met so many of your girlfriends.
24:23 Bobby Lee? It's, because... Oh, what?
24:26 Speaker 00 It's like, it's like the Black Hobbit.
24:27 Bobby Lee? It's like the Black Hobbit thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you know, what is going on?
24:31 Speaker 04 Uh, now, when she's like girlfriend, I put context clues.
24:34 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, yeah.
24:35 Speaker 04 One on one.
24:35 Bobby Lee? Wow.
24:36 Speaker 04 Big entity means, uh...
24:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah. What, are you Sherlock Holmes all of a sudden?
24:39 Speaker 00 He goes, "Ah!"
24:41 Bobby Lee? That would be the worst Sherlock Holmes. "Ah, what? Nothing."
24:48 Bobby Lee? God, Moriarty would go crazy if you were fucking Sherlock. He would never get caught. You knew Moriarty is?
24:54 Speaker 04 Yeah.
24:54 Bobby Lee? Who?
24:55 Speaker 04 Um, what's that, that story?
24:58 Speaker 00 You have that guy in the movie?
24:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, tell us the story.
25:00 Speaker 04 Heiko, Heikle? What's that story, guys, come on?
25:04 Speaker 00 Well, I'll help you.
25:05 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, let, let, let...
25:06 Speaker 03 I'm trying.
25:07 Bobby Lee? I want you to solve things on your own.
25:09 Speaker 00 Like Sherlock.
25:09 Speaker 04 The great, oh, damn it. The hey, what's that story? Hank, Hank?
25:14 Bobby Lee? Hank Gisleria? What are you talking about?
25:16 Speaker 04 That story was like, you know, you read books in high school?
25:19 Speaker 03 She reads a lot of books, okay.
25:20 Speaker 04 Heiko, Hyde?
25:22 Bobby Lee? It's Jekyll and Hyde.
25:23 Speaker 03 Oh, Jekyll and Hyde.
25:24 Speaker 04 Jekyll and Hyde.
25:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
25:25 Speaker 00 What about it?
25:25 Bobby Lee? What about Jekyll and Hyde?
25:26 Speaker 04 I thought that's what you were referring to.
25:28 Bobby Lee? Moriarty?
25:30 Speaker 04 Yeah, the... Is that what it is?
25:33 Bobby Lee? You tell me dude.
25:35 Speaker 04 Well, I thought Sherlock Holmes takes place in that sense.
25:39 Bobby Lee? On that time period?
25:40 Speaker 04 Yeah.
25:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, okay.
25:41 Speaker 04 Jake Owen Hyde.
25:43 Bobby Lee? Jake Owen Hyde. Is that the Mexican version of it?
25:46 Speaker 04 Jake Owen.
25:46 Bobby Lee? Hey Jakeo! Hey Jakeo!
25:48 Speaker 04 And Hyde.
25:48 Bobby Lee? Where the fuck's Hyde, bro?
25:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, man?
25:54 Speaker 04 I'm sorry.
25:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:56 Speaker 03 Gift that keeps on giving.
25:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, yeah. So, um, no, Moriarty is, uh, Sherlock Holmes' nemesis.
26:03 Speaker 04 The villain.
26:04 Bobby Lee? The villain.
26:05 Speaker 04 Played by Robert Dunne Jr. and...
26:08 Bobby Lee? No, Robert Dunne Jr. was actually Sherlock Holmes.
26:09 Speaker 04 And his co-star is...
26:11 Bobby Lee? Is, um, what's his name, the, his sidekick?
26:15 Speaker 00 Drew Law.
26:15 Bobby Lee? Drew Law. Watson. Watson, yeah. Anyway, uh...
26:22 Speaker 04 You guys ever, like, kiss somebody under the mistletoe?
26:26 Speaker 04 Is that like a thing, uh, in Philippine?
26:27 Speaker 03 No.
26:28 Bobby Lee? No, no, it's a thing all over the world.
26:30 Speaker 04 Well, I know, but have you guys ever done it to yourselves? Not to yourselves, but like with somebody?
26:34 Bobby Lee? Would you even know what mistletoe looks like?
26:35 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's the two little leaves and the little red ball.
26:38 Bobby Lee? Exactly, dude. Wow, I didn't know that.
26:40 Speaker 04 That's some...
26:40 Speaker 03 Have you, Hymen?
26:41 Speaker 04 I, I want to. I want to share that this year.
26:44 Speaker 03 Wait, are you still seeing that same girl?
26:46 Speaker 04 From when? It's been a lot.
26:51 Bobby Lee? That's my boy.
26:52 Speaker 04 It's been a lot.
26:52 Speaker 03 Wow, really? Are you getting serious with anyone?
26:55 Speaker 04 I try to, but they don't. Right now, I'm, I'm seeing this one girl. She's a chiropractor.
27:00 Speaker 03 Yeah.
27:00 Bobby Lee? Whoa.
27:01 Speaker 03 Is this a new one?
27:02 Speaker 04 Yeah.
27:03 Speaker 05 Oh, so you left the other one?
27:05 Speaker 03 And then it...
27:06 Speaker 04 I didn't leave her, she left me.
27:07 Speaker 03 She get, um, are you guys getting serious?
27:10 Speaker 04 I don't know.
27:10 Speaker 03 Does she work on your body?
27:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, she gave me a, what's that thing I brought last time? The back brace?
27:16 Bobby Lee? Yep.
27:16 Speaker 04 Yeah, cause she...
27:17 Bobby Lee? He came here with the remember?
27:19 Speaker 03 Wait, she...
27:22 Speaker 04 Trying to fix her posture.
27:23 Bobby Lee? I never saw that.
27:25 Speaker 03 She gave you...
27:25 Speaker 04 I showed you.
27:26 Bobby Lee? No, you didn't show me, dude.
27:27 Speaker 04 She gave me a back brace.
27:28 Speaker 03 Oh, okay.
27:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Is it on now or not?
27:31 Speaker 04 No, it's not.
27:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
27:32 Speaker 04 It's too much.
27:33 Bobby Lee? How is your back?
27:35 Speaker 04 Same as every twenty-year-old, twenty-eight-year-old.
27:38 Bobby Lee? Wow. When you dream, what do you dream about?
27:41 Speaker 04 Last night, I had a dream. Um... What was it about? I was at a restaurant with a group of friends.
27:49 Bobby Lee? I, I bet a lot of your dreams are in restaurants.
27:53 Speaker 04 Does I eat a lot?
27:56 Speaker 00 It's an assumption.
27:56 Bobby Lee? I'm just assuming.
27:57 Speaker 04 We're at a Taco Bell.
27:59 Bobby Lee? Of course.
28:00 Speaker 04 Of course.
28:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
28:01 Speaker 04 You can eat Taco Bell.
28:02 Bobby Lee? Do you know what you ordered?
28:03 Speaker 04 Yes.
28:04 Bobby Lee? In the dream?
28:05 Speaker 04 Yes.
28:05 Bobby Lee? Really?
28:06 Speaker 00 I don't remember those.
28:06 Bobby Lee? So, uh, yeah, in the dream, what did you order?
28:08 Speaker 04 Three crunchy tacos.
28:09 Bobby Lee? Would that, would you, would you order that in real life too?
28:11 Speaker 04 Yeah.
28:12 Bobby Lee? Okay.
28:12 Speaker 04 And then a cheesy gordita crunch.
28:15 Bobby Lee? Wow.
28:15 Speaker 04 Right? That's good, right?
28:16 Speaker 03 That's good.
28:16 Bobby Lee? That's pretty good. Combination. Very good.
28:18 Speaker 04 Thank you.
28:18 Speaker 03 What have you been dreaming about?
28:21 Bobby Lee? Um, I'm trapped. Like, I'm, I'm always trapped in someplace where I can't get out. Like a well.
28:28 Speaker 03 A well?
28:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I mean, a well, can't get out. Yeah, there's always like, I'm always stuck somewhere.
28:34 Speaker 03 That's really like dark and scary.
28:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but in the well, there's balloons, there's all kinds of stuff happening.
28:39 Speaker 03 That's like the Silence of the Lambs, is that why?
28:41 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, there's no like fingernails in the wall. It's like, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?
28:44 Speaker 03 You just fell in there?
28:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, sometimes Andrew's down there with me. You know what I mean? And we laugh.
28:49 Speaker 00 It's this trap, not being, if you have a dream of being trapped, it's not being able to leave a dark place is commonly connecting to your unconscious mind behaviors, urges and emotions that are not understood. Wow. What is not understood?
29:01 Bobby Lee? I don't know. I have no idea what you're saying. You know what I mean? I don't even know what you're reading to me, but it's like, that's it, you know?
29:11 Speaker 03 Have you had like, when you look back at 2024, are you really happy with how it went?
29:16 Bobby Lee? Well, that, okay, well, that's a very good question. You know, I, I think my 2024 was in terms of, um, my career, the best year I've ever had. In terms of my personal life, it's been the worst. Yeah, so you know, it's a combination of two things.
29:30 Speaker 03 But kind of fun?
29:32 Bobby Lee? It's, there, there's been moments of levity and, and joy and, and fun where I'm like, oh, this is cool. Um, like, you know, it started, the beginning of the year started with, you know, doing that big show with Gillis and, um, Tom and Bird at the Vegas, that was fun. And then, you know, um, the tour in Australia was fun.
29:55 Bobby Lee? Even that Hulu thing that I just went to was pretty fun.
29:57 Speaker 05 Oh yeah, I saw that.
29:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
29:58 Speaker 05 You said, you texted me that New Zealand's like the best place you've ever visited.
30:02 Bobby Lee? It, it, the show was the worst, but the, the, um.
30:05 Speaker 00 The worst, why?
30:07 Bobby Lee? Oh, they just wouldn't let me tell my jokes. They were like heckling so much.
30:10 Speaker 05 Really?
30:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Oh, they were so rowdy, yeah. I, I, I've never ended my show going, okay, I'm done.
30:16 Speaker 05 No way.
30:16 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, yeah. I can't do this. I'm done. The first show I did that, I go, I'm done. And then, um, but, you know, me and Andrew on our, um, scooters going around Auckland was the most, I think my best human experience with him, because we were like little kids.
30:35 Speaker 05 Yeah.
30:36 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? Every corner was like, oh my god, look how beautiful. And then we went to this coffee shop, you know what I mean? And there was like a Chinese family that ran it, you know what I mean? And, um, we were just laughing, you know what I mean? And, um, it was beautiful. It was a beautiful day. So, you know, there's moments, you know, I think my, um, relationships with them, my friends have been strengthened. I think I've been nicer to people. Do you guys think or no?
30:59 Speaker 00 Mm-hmm.
31:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah. A little nicer to people. Um, yeah. How about you?
31:08 Bobby Lee? How was your year?
31:10 Speaker 05 Weird. But no, you know what? It's been honestly, I think.
31:14 Bobby Lee? A miracle.
31:15 Speaker 05 The best year of my life.
31:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, a miracle.
31:18 Speaker 05 But even though it's ending a little bit strange with my face being this way.
31:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:23 Speaker 05 I think for the most part, it's been, you know, not, um, it's been great.
31:28 Bobby Lee? Now, you're gonna come back now and do the shows, right?
31:30 Speaker 05 That's what I was gonna ask you guys. I really have so much anxiety and insecurity about like talking to guests with my crooked face. And even with Trash Tuesday, it's like I've been having like Jenna on and I've been, I wanted David So, Gilbert, Thumfound, and people that I already like know personally.
31:47 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
31:48 Speaker 05 Because I don't, I just feel really like, I, I don't, I feel anxious about having to like explain why, you know, and my eye, my left eye is still not closing.
31:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
31:57 Speaker 05 I miss you guys. I genuinely, like, I could cry thinking about just being here and being around you guys. It's like, I, I know it's been like however long a decade since we've been doing this, but like, this is such a part of like who I am and it's such a part of like my week to week that I've felt a huge void, honestly, like, it's been. It's been kind of like, I want my face to get better, but also it's been eye-opening in that, like, there's a relief in being ugly.
32:26 Bobby Lee? Please explain.
32:29 Speaker 00 Pause, was that a?
32:31 Bobby Lee? No, you know what, that was a relating, a relating pause, that you related to her.
32:38 Speaker 04 Yeah, I heard what she said.
32:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, and what did she, what did she say?
32:41 Speaker 04 That it's a relief to be ugly?
32:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and you made a little noise.
32:45 Speaker 04 Yeah.
32:45 Bobby Lee? Explain to us what this noise is.
32:47 Speaker 04 Well, I'm gonna let her explain first, and then maybe I know what I'm talking about.
32:53 Speaker 00 Maybe?
32:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, you need your own talk show, I think. Yeah, that's our next goal.
32:58 Speaker 00 Oh, God.
32:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so what is it?
33:00 Speaker 05 The relief is that like my whole life, I've been so conscious about the way I look on camera, like, my makeup, my hair, my this and that, even if I like always wear sweatpants, like, I really always cared about like my body and shit, right? I literally cannot care about it because it's not in my control.
33:15 Bobby Lee? Sure.
33:15 Speaker 05 And there's a level of like, oh, alright, like, give up, like, this is just how it is, and like, and honestly, like, I don't care so much.
33:22 Speaker 04 Oh, what I heard was, it's a relief to be ugly?
33:29 Speaker 00 It resonates with you?
33:29 Speaker 04 I think so, maybe, because I'm very self-conscious whenever I'm on camera and like, the guy takes, Alex takes a picture of me.
33:36 Speaker 05 What are you self-conscious about? Like, what parts of you?
33:39 Speaker 04 My double chin right here.
33:40 Speaker 05 Okay.
33:41 Speaker 04 And my lip.
33:42 Speaker 05 What about your lip? You, I think, can I just say something? The cutest part about you is your mouth.
33:47 Bobby Lee? Khalyla, Khalyla, please don't lie.
33:48 Speaker 05 I swear to God, I-
33:51 Bobby Lee? Khalyla, just think about what you're saying, because I don't like it.
33:55 Speaker 05 Jaime, I promise you-
33:56 Bobby Lee? Look at me right now, look at me right now, okay? Go easy.
34:00 Speaker 05 Jules, back me up.
34:02 Bobby Lee? Look at Jules, Jules-
34:03 Speaker 05 No, I also have something to say.
34:05 Bobby Lee? Oh, you say it first. Okay, go ahead, I have something to say, go ahead.
34:09 Speaker 00 We'll be the third.
34:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:11 Speaker 05 My favorite thing about your face is your lips, your crooked smile, it is so endearing, and it's so memorable, it's like, anytime I see you, it like, makes me kind of like, it's so cute to me, so, that's all I wanted to say. Jules? Okay. She has a crush on Ralph. Sorry!
34:31 Bobby Lee? Oh.
34:34 Speaker 05 Don't stop.
34:34 Bobby Lee? Oh.
34:35 Speaker 00 No, hey.
34:36 Bobby Lee? Hello.
34:37 Speaker 00 Call him right now.
34:37 Bobby Lee? You have a crush on my friend Ralph?
34:39 Speaker 05 No.
34:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
34:40 Speaker 05 No, I don't.
34:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
34:43 Bobby Lee? Excuse me?
34:43 Speaker 04 He's my best friend.
34:44 Bobby Lee? I know.
34:46 Speaker 04 You have a crush on my best friend?
34:49 Speaker 05 No, I don't.
34:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you do.
34:51 Speaker 05 I just think-
34:52 Bobby Lee? We'll let him know.
34:52 Speaker 00 Interrogate him.
34:53 Speaker 05 I just thought that he was super cute when he came here.
34:56 Bobby Lee? He is cute.
34:57 Speaker 05 Yeah, I had to tell Tikalai about it.
34:59 Bobby Lee? Anyway, so give him the compliment.
35:01 Speaker 00 Okay, now talk about his other friend, Ralph's friend.
35:04 Bobby Lee? And Jill, do you have a compliment?
35:05 Speaker 05 Your nose is my favorite part because it looks like Pedro Pascal's nose, which is-
35:10 Speaker 04 Thank you.
35:10 Bobby Lee? Wow, that's a good compliment.
35:12 Speaker 03 Can we pull that up, Gil?
35:13 Bobby Lee? Well, can I do mine first?
35:14 Speaker 04 That's self.
35:15 Bobby Lee? My compliment?
35:16 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, even from the side.
35:18 Speaker 05 Yeah.
35:19 Bobby Lee? You know how?
35:22 Speaker 03 Wow, high man, fuck.
35:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, dude, you know what? You do have his nose. Congratulations.
35:29 Speaker 03 Look, you've got exactly it.
35:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, exactly.
35:31 Speaker 00 Put your head to the side.
35:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
35:32 Speaker 03 He's daddy.
35:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah. The only problem is you have Rosie O'Donnell's face.
35:39 Speaker 00 Holy shit.
35:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:41 Speaker 00 Now you want to say it?
35:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not what I wanted to say, but, um, that's the only problem, um.
35:50 Bobby Lee? You know how the universe just goes on and on? You know?
35:54 Speaker 00 Yeah.
35:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's just like your cheeks.
35:56 Speaker 00 They just go on and on.
35:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I don't know, that was not good, that was so mean.
35:59 Speaker 03 Wait, wait a second.
36:00 Bobby Lee? That was so mean, that was not good.
36:02 Speaker 03 You don't think you have cheeks? I have cheeks, you have cheeks, we're all cheeky.
36:05 Speaker 05 Yeah.
36:06 Bobby Lee? Hey, that was a made-up compliment.
36:08 Speaker 03 We're the cheekiest pod, look at Gilbert's face, look at Alex.
36:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Anyway, um, I think you're a very cute guy. Yeah, yeah. And I, um, you know, it's been a real blessing having you here.
36:21 Speaker 04 Thank you for having me.
36:23 Bobby Lee? And, uh, you know, I view you as, uh, you know, who's been asking about you a lot is Andrew.
36:29 Speaker 04 Get out of here.
36:30 Bobby Lee? I swear to God, he's been mentioning you. He's like, oh, that kid that you have, he's very funny.
36:33 Speaker 04 Oh, he yelled at me at the Comedy Store.
36:36 Speaker 03 Why?
36:36 Bobby Lee? As a joke though, right?
36:37 Speaker 04 Yeah.
36:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
36:38 Speaker 04 I knew it was a joke.
36:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he's joking, right? No, he, uh, he really likes you. And I think a lot of people do, and congratulations.
36:45 Speaker 04 Thank you. I think he only likes me because of Ralph, right?
36:49 Bobby Lee? No, no.
36:49 Speaker 03 No, don't say that.
36:51 Bobby Lee? He doesn't even, he doesn't even really kind of put that two and two together, really.
36:54 Speaker 03 But you think that people only like you because you're associated to Ralph? Because that's just not the case.
36:59 Bobby Lee? No, I think you're associated, I think you're more associated with this podcast now.
37:03 Speaker 04 And Ralph.
37:04 Bobby Lee? No, but mostly here now. Because, because I, I think that, um, you know, you've done how many of these?
37:12 Speaker 04 How many?
37:12 Speaker 00 Probably four months worth. Yeah. Yeah, four months worth.
37:15 Bobby Lee? A bunch of episodes.
37:16 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
37:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I think people now, you know, when they think of you, they don't necessarily think of Ralph. Think of me.
37:24 Speaker 04 Oh, God.
37:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's a good thing too, no?
37:29 Speaker 04 I guess, yeah, yeah.
37:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah?
37:31 Speaker 04 It's a little Bobby. They call me little Bobby.
37:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
37:34 Speaker 04 Some people do.
37:35 Bobby Lee? She's been a real blessing, that's all.
37:37 Speaker 04 Thanks, man.
37:37 Bobby Lee? You're welcome. Anyway.
37:39 Speaker 04 Anyways.
37:40 Bobby Lee? Have you been watching anything good, guys? Wait, let's talk about, um, The Great British Bake Off. Do you know the?
37:44 Speaker 03 Oh, gosh, I didn't, I haven't finished the season yet, but I just saw that, um, what's her name? The Big Lady is Gone.
37:52 Speaker 03 The...
37:53 Bobby Lee? Oh, the Russian one?
37:54 Speaker 03 No, she was like German or something.
37:55 Bobby Lee? Oh, German, yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:56 Speaker 03 She was so funny.
37:58 Bobby Lee? Who do you think the best one is so far?
37:59 Speaker 03 Um, gosh, why am I blanking on their names? But, um, I think the, the young Indian girl.
38:08 Bobby Lee? You think she's the best?
38:08 Speaker 03 I think she's good. Um, wait, who do you think?
38:11 Bobby Lee? Dylan.
38:13 Speaker 03 Which one's Dylan?
38:13 Bobby Lee? He's like the good-looking little Hawaiian-looking kid.
38:16 Speaker 03 With the thick eyebrows and everything?
38:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
38:18 Speaker 03 Really?
38:19 Speaker 00 He looks like an American Idol.
38:20 Bobby Lee? That guy in the middle.
38:21 Speaker 00 Star.
38:22 Speaker 03 Yeah, he has a really cool-looking face.
38:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that kid is so good.
38:26 Speaker 03 Yeah.
38:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, anyway, um.
38:31 Bobby Lee? What?
38:31 Speaker 03 Nothing.
38:31 Bobby Lee? How many episodes are you in?
38:33 Speaker 03 Um, right after the one where she leaves.
38:35 Bobby Lee? Okay.
38:36 Speaker 03 The lady on the right.
38:36 Bobby Lee? So yeah, keep watching.
38:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, I think I stopped at like pastry week or something.
38:40 Bobby Lee? Did you guys watch The Penguin?
38:42 Speaker 03 Yeah, we've been watching The Penguin.
38:43 Bobby Lee? Finished it?
38:44 Speaker 03 Not yet. I think we're like one episode.
38:46 Bobby Lee? Nothing?
38:47 Speaker 03 Should we do Christmas, um, gifts?
38:48 Bobby Lee? Okay.
38:49 Speaker 00 Sure.
38:50 Speaker 03 Well, they already.
38:50 Bobby Lee? I don't have any.
38:52 Speaker 00 Me either. Clalos tried to one all.
38:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, do you have Chris? I, we didn't bring any.
38:56 Speaker 03 You went, no, I would honestly have the, the Obe, the Obe Lager is so good. Oh, wait, your palate is a little weird. Maybe the mango.
39:01 Speaker 00 Did you see that video of him eating sushi?
39:03 Speaker 03 I saw that. I was really proud of you.
39:05 Speaker 00 Were you?
39:06 Speaker 03 I was like, kind of like, what's the problem? But, you know.
39:09 Speaker 00 It's raw fish.
39:11 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, you need a bottle opener. Sorry.
39:13 Speaker 00 Oh, you do?
39:14 Speaker 04 I got you.
39:15 Bobby Lee? So, um, can I ask you some questions about Santa Claus?
39:18 Speaker 03 Yeah.
39:19 Bobby Lee? You think Santa Claus goes to the Philippines?
39:21 Speaker 03 Yeah.
39:22 Bobby Lee? When did he, when does he go? Does he go at the end?
39:26 Speaker 03 Why?
39:27 Speaker 00 The end? Like, oh, of the trip.
39:29 Speaker 03 Oh, you think that we're like at the bottom of his list?
39:32 Bobby Lee? Like, if he has time.
39:33 Speaker 00 So like, US is first, then European countries. Is that what you're saying?
39:36 Bobby Lee? Well, I was, okay, let me just see what, I mean, I would think that he would go to US first.
39:41 Speaker 03 Why?
39:42 Speaker 00 Highest GDP.
39:43 Bobby Lee? Exact, thank you. Thank you. Highest GBT.
39:47 Speaker 00 Chat GPT?
39:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Chat GPT, dude.
39:50 Speaker 03 So you're saying he would even go to California first?
39:52 Speaker 00 Oh, yeah.
39:54 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:56 Speaker 03 They're going by economy.
39:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he goes to California, hits the West Coast first, right? No, he would go East Coast because of the time change.
40:04 Speaker 03 Mm hmm.
40:04 Bobby Lee? Right? It's, you know what I mean?
40:06 Speaker 03 I don't.
40:06 Bobby Lee? It's later, yeah.
40:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, oh, oh, my God. We see him first.
40:11 Bobby Lee? No.
40:12 Speaker 03 Because we're actually in the future.
40:13 Bobby Lee? He might not have the time.
40:14 Speaker 03 No, no, no, no, no.
40:15 Bobby Lee? Okay.
40:15 Speaker 03 Hey, listen to me. Christmas happens in the Philippines before it happens here. We're actually like seventeen hours ahead, so you're fucking wrong. In fact, we beat Korea.
40:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Well, I've been to, okay, can I, let me ask you another question then.
40:27 Speaker 03 Okay.
40:28 Bobby Lee? All right. I've been to the Philippines, not a lot of chimneys.
40:31 Speaker 03 That's not the only-
40:32 Bobby Lee? Not a lot of chimneys, so how the fuck does it get in the house?
40:35 Speaker 03 He throws it all over the yard.
40:37 Bobby Lee? He does?
40:37 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's what my dad says, cuz like when my dad- Cuz when my dad, um, when we had like Santa come over and our gifts and stuff, like- He, my dad would be like, "Santa is here," so there's some gifts under the tree-
40:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:50 Speaker 03 And he'd be like, "Go downstairs and like, see if you can like, chase after him," and we'd go downstairs, run into the yard-
40:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:55 Speaker 03 And there'd be like, a hula hoop in a tree, it was like scattered, gifts scattered everywhere.
41:00 Bobby Lee? Oh.
41:00 Speaker 03 And so that's how-
41:01 Bobby Lee? You think Santa has time to play a hide and go seek kind of a-
41:04 Speaker 03 No, no, no, he just-
41:05 Speaker 00 Is that a Filipino thing, or a your dad thing?
41:06 Speaker 03 My dad thing, he's just like, um, "Hold on, but Santa is real, right?"
41:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's real. So he just basically goes, throws in the lawn?
41:14 Speaker 03 He has no time, he has no time for milk and cookies, whatever the fuck Americans wanna do with Santa, but no, he hasn't, he's a busy guy, he just throws it all.
41:21 Bobby Lee? He just throws it all?
41:22 Speaker 03 Yeah, so he don't need-
41:22 Bobby Lee? He does go there?
41:23 Speaker 03 He does, first.
41:24 Bobby Lee? He goes to all those islands?
41:26 Speaker 03 All the islands.
41:27 Bobby Lee? Can I say, he goes to Manila first?
41:29 Speaker 00 Yeah, he also wears, look, he also wears a barong.
41:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
41:32 Speaker 03 Oh, look, Santa's wearing a barong there.
41:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Okay, so he does go, interesting.
41:37 Speaker 00 Wears a rice hat.
41:37 Speaker 03 What about Korea?
41:38 Bobby Lee? What?
41:39 Speaker 03 What about Korea?
41:40 Bobby Lee? You think that, okay, you think that he, he goes to the Philippines but not Korea?
41:45 Speaker 03 I don't think he cares about Koreans very much.
41:48 Bobby Lee? Give me, why?
41:49 Speaker 03 I mean, you guys are just-
41:50 Bobby Lee? We have shit.
41:51 Speaker 00 Martial law, dude.
41:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
41:53 Speaker 03 It's like, basically, giving Samsung to the creator of Samsung, you know what I mean?
41:58 Bobby Lee? Ex- what?
41:59 Speaker 03 Like, you guys have stuff.
42:01 Bobby Lee? The, thank you.
42:02 Speaker 03 Yeah.
42:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, is his, I mean, Filipino gifts are probably easy.
42:08 Speaker 03 What do you think Filipino-
42:09 Bobby Lee? Like a pineapple? Like a pineapple and coconut?
42:11 Speaker 03 I think as a kid, I was like, "Dear Santa, I want a pineapple."
42:15 Bobby Lee? You're right.
42:16 Speaker 03 You never wrote to Santa? It shows.
42:18 Bobby Lee? And that, no, I never. Cuz I remember one time, I was at, I was at maybe, um, nine or 10, a kid told me, just came up to me and goes, "Santa's not real," and I went home, and my dad goes, "No, he's not real," you know what I mean?
42:30 Speaker 03 Oh, no!
42:31 Bobby Lee? And then it was just ended, it ended it.
42:32 Speaker 03 Did you believe in Santa Jones?
42:34 Speaker 05 Yeah.
42:34 Speaker 03 Did you write to Santa?
42:35 Speaker 05 Mm-hmm.
42:36 Bobby Lee? But, but what did you write him?
42:38 Speaker 05 I said, I remember like, asking for like, Barbie dolls.
42:43 Bobby Lee? Dude, look at Korean Santa.
42:45 Speaker 00 It doesn't look, that doesn't look right.
42:46 Bobby Lee? No, it looks so right to me, dude.
42:48 Speaker 00 It does not look right.
42:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, look, look at it. Dude, look at how, dude, how, look at how rosy his cheeks are. It's amazing.
42:54 Speaker 03 Looks like you to be honest.
42:56 Bobby Lee? So what did you write him?
42:57 Speaker 05 Barbie dolls and like a bicycle, but I always thought like Santa would just go through the front door. I've never thought like we needed chimneys for it.
43:07 Bobby Lee? Oh, you think that Santa just goes to the front door of?
43:10 Speaker 05 Yeah, at midnight and we don't need to put cookies and milk.
43:14 Speaker 03 He just. Stupid, right?
43:15 Speaker 05 Yeah.
43:16 Speaker 03 Why does he need that?
43:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I just, I don't want to be confrontational. I honestly don't believe he goes. In the Philippines, are there Christmas carols?
43:25 Speaker 03 We have the best.
43:26 Bobby Lee? Oh, you guys sing so good.
43:28 Speaker 03 No, no, I mean, like, it's still part of our culture where you go house to house.
43:31 Bobby Lee? Oh, my God, look at the Mexican Santa, dude. Oh, my God.
43:35 Speaker 00 All the gifts are piñatas.
43:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:37 Speaker 04 That's very inaccurate.
43:39 Bobby Lee? Oh, really?
43:40 Speaker 04 Yeah.
43:40 Bobby Lee? Why? He doesn't, he doesn't give piñatas.
43:43 Speaker 04 No, he gives piñatas. We get, we get a can of frijoles.
43:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
43:49 Speaker 00 Wow, this is an actual guy that did this.
43:52 Speaker 04 Not Coke, like that Coca-Cola.
43:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, oh, Mexican Coke.
43:55 Speaker 04 Yeah, Mexican Coke, yeah, Coke.
43:57 Bobby Lee? That's incredible. What's the best gift you've gotten for Christmas, Jaime?
44:04 Speaker 04 This is good.
44:05 Speaker 03 The mango IPA.
44:07 Speaker 04 I'm only feeling it.
44:08 Bobby Lee? You drink another one, man.
44:09 Speaker 03 Drink, drink the Uber one.
44:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, try the Uber one.
44:11 Speaker 04 No, I have to drive.
44:13 Bobby Lee? What?
44:14 Speaker 05 You said you don't have to drive.
44:15 Speaker 04 I lied.
44:18 Speaker 00 It's his new character. Drunk dad on Christmas. He's trying to be drunk dad on Christmas, this whole thing.
44:23 Bobby Lee? Go ahead.
44:23 Speaker 04 My dad, they collected me as a child.
44:27 Bobby Lee? Did he really?
44:30 Speaker 04 Uh, the best Christmas gift I ever got.
44:32 Speaker 00 You backed out of that quick.
44:34 Speaker 04 No, I love my dad. Um, the best Christmas gift I ever got was like a, um, an Xbox.
44:42 Bobby Lee? That's a good gift.
44:43 Speaker 04 Xbox 360.
44:44 Bobby Lee? That's a great gift, Ed.
44:46 Speaker 04 I was the first one in my street to have one.
44:48 Bobby Lee? Really?
44:49 Speaker 04 And then Ralph.
44:50 Bobby Lee? Oh, Ralph got it in one second?
44:51 Speaker 04 No, he got the PS3.
44:53 Bobby Lee? Oh, so you can play each other? Wow.
44:55 Speaker 04 But everybody went to his house instead of mine.
44:57 Bobby Lee? You guys live like close to each other? How close?
44:59 Speaker 04 Two houses down.
45:00 Bobby Lee? No. Wow.
45:03 Speaker 03 So cute.
45:03 Bobby Lee? Are they still, still like that?
45:05 Speaker 04 No.
45:06 Bobby Lee? Your parents are still next to?
45:07 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah, they are.
45:07 Bobby Lee? Two days, two, two, two houses down?
45:09 Speaker 04 Yeah.
45:10 Bobby Lee? I can't even speak today, okay.
45:11 Speaker 04 They all went to his house, not mine.
45:13 Bobby Lee? Really?
45:14 Speaker 04 Because we had like thirteen people living in Uwase, so there wasn't much room to play.
45:19 Bobby Lee? What what's the best gift you ever gotten, Jules?
45:22 Speaker 05 Um, for Christmas, I think, um, Ephraim got me, yeah, the PC, the computer.
45:31 Speaker 00 That's incredible. Gaming PC.
45:32 Bobby Lee? Incredible. How about you?
45:36 Speaker 03 Um, best Christmas gift ever. No, you know what you and I did?
45:41 Bobby Lee? What?
45:41 Speaker 03 We gave the best Christmas gift.
45:43 Bobby Lee? What did we give?
45:44 Speaker 03 Everything. Traeger grill. Like, remember, we would?
45:47 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
45:48 Speaker 03 So Bobby and I would do this like Christmas bobnanza.
45:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
45:51 Speaker 03 Where we would buy like ten like expensive gifts and we would have people like fight for them.
45:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah. The best gift I got was a um, Golden Goose leather jacket.
46:01 Speaker 03 Yeah, I think you got me an iPad once.
46:03 Bobby Lee? I, yeah. Did I give you anything ever?
46:06 Speaker 05 Um, you gave me like the anime rug.
46:11 Speaker 03 Oh, that was cute. Yeah.
46:12 Bobby Lee? That was pretty cool.
46:13 Speaker 05 Yeah.
46:14 Bobby Lee? Pretty cool. I have a gift for you, Bobby.
46:16 Speaker 04 You got to get it to me, see it?
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46:54 Speaker 04 Want to pass it to you or you want me?
46:56 Bobby Lee? I want you to come and deliver to me. No, I need him to deliver to me. Thank you.
46:59 Speaker 04 Just have to get up, drink my beer.
47:03 Speaker 03 Bring his beer with him.
47:07 Bobby Lee? Wow.
47:08 Speaker 04 Shorts with the camera.
47:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, okay. Wolf brand chili.
47:12 Speaker 04 Texas made, baby.
47:14 Bobby Lee? Oh, it is?
47:15 Speaker 04 Yeah.
47:15 Bobby Lee? Cause you remember what happened, right?
47:17 Speaker 04 It says Texas of technique.
47:19 Bobby Lee? Huh?
47:20 Speaker 03 You okay?
47:21 Speaker 04 Yeah, it says of technique, right?
47:23 Bobby Lee? Oh, of technique. What's the word?
47:25 Speaker 04 Texas, wait, let me see it again.
47:27 Bobby Lee? No, what's the word?
47:28 Speaker 04 It's wolf brand chili, Texas.
47:30 Bobby Lee? Ah what?
47:31 Speaker 04 Ah what technique?
47:33 Bobby Lee? Ah technique?
47:34 Speaker 04 Of technique. Ah technique.
47:36 Speaker 03 You got it, it's fine. We understand it. Authentic.
47:39 Bobby Lee? Authentic.
47:39 Speaker 04 Authentic.
47:41 Speaker 03 Jesus.
47:45 Speaker 03 No one's making fun of you, Jaime. You guys are mean.
47:48 Speaker 04 Yeah.
47:48 Bobby Lee? He can't see authentic!
47:50 Speaker 03 He can, he has a feature present!
47:52 Speaker 04 Yeah, thank you.
47:53 Bobby Lee? Do you have one?
47:54 Speaker 03 Yes!
47:56 Speaker 04 It's been a year, yes.
47:58 Bobby Lee? Thank you for the authentic wolf chili.
48:01 Speaker 04 You're welcome.
48:01 Bobby Lee? Is it good?
48:02 Speaker 04 Yes.
48:03 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna try it tonight.
48:04 Speaker 04 I wanna see you eat it, the way you made me eat sushi.
48:10 Bobby Lee? You hated it that much?
48:12 Speaker 04 Sushi?
48:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
48:13 Speaker 04 Uh, the only thing I liked was the California roll.
48:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but the rest of them you didn't like.
48:16 Speaker 04 Eo? Come on, man.
48:18 Bobby Lee? Alright, Doc.
48:18 Speaker 04 So good. I wanna see you eat that.
48:20 Bobby Lee? No, we're gonna take you to a nice restaurant one day. But thank you so much. Thanks for the gift. Um, you brought that with you from Texas?
48:27 Speaker 04 Yeah, pass it to TSA.
48:29 Bobby Lee? Oh, thank you so much. You smuggled it across.
48:32 Speaker 04 Yeah, smuggled.
48:32 Bobby Lee? That's great, dude.
48:33 Speaker 04 They saw it, but they ignored it.
48:35 Bobby Lee? Of course they did, it's chili.
48:37 Speaker 04 They're like, whose bag is this? I'm like, it's mine. Ah, makes sense.
48:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
48:40 Speaker 04 You know?
48:42 Bobby Lee? So what are you guys, what are we gonna do for Christmas this year?
48:45 Speaker 03 I'm doing nothing. You?
48:48 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna, I haven't been home in a long time.
48:50 Speaker 03 Oh, you're gonna go home?
48:51 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna hang out with my mom, yeah.
48:52 Speaker 04 Yeah.
48:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm gonna hang out with her. And, um, I haven't done it in a long time and I miss it. I'm gonna sleep in the house. And then, um, try to figure that out, you know?
49:02 Speaker 03 Jules, what are we doing?
49:04 Speaker 05 Just dinner?
49:05 Speaker 03 Watching movies?
49:06 Speaker 05 Yeah, sleep over.
49:08 Speaker 03 Oh yeah, we're doing a slumber party.
49:09 Bobby Lee? You saw Gladiator already?
49:11 Speaker 03 No, no, yeah, she did though.
49:12 Bobby Lee? Good?
49:13 Speaker 05 It was good. I'm just, there's so many hot guys that I think it's good. It's a good movie because of the hot guy.
49:20 Bobby Lee? Mm-hmm.
49:21 Speaker 05 Yeah.
49:21 Speaker 04 What?
49:23 Speaker 03 Yeah.
49:24 Bobby Lee? That's why I like watching Gladiator movies, the hot guy.
49:26 Speaker 05 Paul Masca and, um, Pedro, so hot.
49:30 Bobby Lee? Oh my god.
49:30 Speaker 03 Paul Masca is pretty hot.
49:31 Bobby Lee? Pretty hot, yeah.
49:32 Speaker 03 Pedro Pascal, yeah.
49:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, pretty hot stuff, man.
49:36 Speaker 04 Ignore the script.
49:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
49:38 Speaker 03 Why don't we all wish each, well, give each other like end of year wishes for each other?
49:42 Bobby Lee? Okay, through song though.
49:43 Speaker 03 Yeah.
49:44 Bobby Lee? Everyone gets eight bars.
49:46 Speaker 04 Eight bars.
50:07 Bobby Lee? Merry Christmas to you, my friend. Let your destiny not come to an end. Creating laughter and creating joy. And may you get many toys under the tree.
50:27 Bobby Lee? I'm alone again in this house. I'm alone. I might die here alone in the house once again.
50:46 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna kill myself.
50:50 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna kill myself for Christmas.
50:56 Bobby Lee? Bye bye. Bye bye.
51:03 Bobby Lee? What do you think?
51:04 Speaker 03 So good.
51:05 Speaker 04 That's so good.
51:06 Speaker 00 I'd be your best.
51:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Isra? Yeah?
51:08 Speaker 00 Yeah.
51:08 Bobby Lee? Pretty heartfelt. You wanna try a little verse or what?
51:12 Speaker 00 Hi, Meg.
51:13 Speaker 03 Hi, Meg.
51:16 Speaker 04 It's the end of the year again, like every year. I wish everybody a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Like they say, it's always the darkest before the dawn.
51:36 Speaker 05 Oh, that was it?
51:40 Speaker 04 And wish you many more years, fellas and gals.
51:45 Bobby Lee? Very good song. Jules? Let me try, try different. It was a little depressing though. Right? The chords were a little depressing.
51:53 Speaker 05 It was like, you know, "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins?
51:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:56 Speaker 05 That was very bad.
52:01 Bobby Lee? Just a different... Okay, wait.
52:08 Speaker 05 Christmas time.
52:11 Bobby Lee? Well, no, stop, stop. My, uh, sorry. You're, you're getting into it with your hands. I like it. Give it a minute though. Give it a, yeah, give it... I'll do some humming with you.
52:18 Speaker 05 Okay.
52:25 Bobby Lee? No, no, I don't like that. Hold on.
52:32 Bobby Lee? What, what, what are you doing with your hands?
52:34 Speaker 05 I'm trying to...
52:35 Bobby Lee? You look really nervous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:42 Speaker 05 Christmas time. It's here.
52:49 Speaker 05 Love in everyone.
52:55 Speaker 05 Christmas time.
52:59 Speaker 05 Wishing everyone.
53:04 Speaker 05 Happiness.
53:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:09 Speaker 05 I love you.
53:11 Bobby Lee? Really good. All right, Two Face, you got it?
53:13 Speaker 05 No, I can't sing. Sweetie, I can't sing.
53:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gonna.
53:28 Speaker 05 My best friend.
53:31 Speaker 05 We used to celebrate.
53:38 Bobby Lee? Dude, it's like Dr. Strangelove. It's literally, put up Dr. Strangelove.
53:43 Speaker 03 Oh, give me another chance.
53:44 Bobby Lee? It's like Dr. Strangelove singing. Look up Dr. Strangelove. I swear to God, you give me Dr. with the glasses?
53:50 Speaker 03 Give me another chance.
53:51 Speaker 00 He didn't move the whole time? It was crazy.
53:54 Bobby Lee? It's like you're putting a spell on me or something. Put Dr. Strangelove up. There's Dr. Strangelove.
54:00 Speaker 00 All his face wasn't moving at all.
54:02 Bobby Lee? It was not moving at all, dude.
54:04 Speaker 00 She was like...
54:04 Bobby Lee? Dead, dead dude.
54:05 Speaker 00 My best friend.
54:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah. All right, Doctor, ready?
54:10 Speaker 03 Go ahead, go ahead.
54:16 Speaker 03 I'm missing you.
54:19 Bobby Lee? This is not gonna work for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the Dr. Strangelove, ready?
54:30 Speaker 03 I'm missing you, my best friend.
54:37 Speaker 03 Christmas hasn't been the same.
54:43 Speaker 03 I'm missing the hugs and kisses, cats, the dogs under the tree.
54:55 Bobby Lee? That's so nice of them. So good, thank you, Dr. Strangelove. George and Gilbert, you wanna go to go?
55:02 Speaker 00 Sure, we should have Alex rap.
55:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, at the end, no, so you guys do a do what and then have Alex rap?
55:07 Speaker 00 Mm-hmm.
55:08 Bobby Lee? All right?
55:08 Speaker 00 Yeah.
55:10 Bobby Lee? Um, let me see here.
55:12 Speaker 00 Something faster.
55:30 Speaker 00 Snow is falling, the fires are glowing. Presents stacked high under the tree. Laughter echoes, the vibe is a show. And who walks in it? Bobby Lee. Oh, Bobby Lee, in a Santa hat. Dancing wild like it's MTV.
55:58 Speaker 00 He grabs the mic and sings off key. A cookie's crumble melts out of sight. Bobby's got jokes, he's cracking spree. He tells a tale of a Christmas night.
56:11 Bobby Lee? What are you reading dude?
56:12 Speaker 00 Chat GPT.
56:16 Bobby Lee? That's not a cheat, I want a chat GPT song.
56:19 Speaker 03 Let's do it together.
56:20 Bobby Lee? No, you, here we go, I'm gonna, I'm gonna use chat too, man. That's so cheating dude, are you cheating dude? I want to try it too, hold on. This is, okay, so this is chat GPT. I put Bobby Lee involving, ready?
56:35 Speaker 00 Yeah.
56:36 Bobby Lee? Okay. It's a Christmas Eve, the snow's falling down. Bobby Lee's the wildest guy in town. In a Santa suit, he's making a scene. Sliding down chimneys like a comedy king. Wow, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Jingle bells, he's ringing the laughs. Stuffing the stockings with jokes from his past. Ex-nok in hands, he's dancing on the tree. Who needs Rudolph, we got Bobby Lee.
57:19 Speaker 00 Oh.
57:20 Bobby Lee? Wow, pretty good.
57:21 Speaker 00 Alright chat.
57:22 Bobby Lee? Alright, you have a chat GPT on Khalyla?
57:24 Speaker 03 I'm so sorry, I dug into the cookies.
57:27 Bobby Lee? Okay, well I can do, I have chat GPT too.
57:29 Speaker 04 I have one.
57:31 Bobby Lee? You, you, okay, you want a single one?
57:33 Speaker 04 Yeah.
57:33 Bobby Lee? Okay, hold on. Hold on.
57:41 Speaker 04 This one's called Christmas Star, hi man. Oh, hi man. You're a Christmas star, shining bright. No matter where you are, with your laugh, you light the tree.
57:56 Bobby Lee? Oh, it's a kind of.
57:57 Speaker 04 Okay.
57:59 Speaker 00 Wow, what a.
58:00 Bobby Lee? What a show. What a garbage. Good night.
58:05 Speaker 04 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
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