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• 0:00Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 160. The sixth round of applause, please. Wow, wow, wow. That is a visual. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 166. If you're new here, if you haven't already, look below, you subscribe, it isn't pressed. You're wrong. If you leave it more below that, you see that comment section, just to fulfill with your name. Guess what? Even more on, go ahead and fill that out. Get your good karma. The best way to get your good karma is hitting that bell button, hitting that share button, leaving a comment, of course, subscribing, and then joining the Patreon. We got new content there almost every single day. Almost every single day, depending on the tier you are in. Each tier has its own very beautiful thing, and if you're in the top tier, you get everything

• 2:38Peyton Hardin?

  in the other tiers. Guys, if you like these episodes, but you want to know what we say uncensored. If you want to get all of our nasty little Splendid T, go over to the Patreon. And you want no ads, go over to the Patreon. If you want bonus episodes, go over to the Patreon. If you want extended episodes, go to the Patreon. If you want those viral food challenges that you've been seeing on your TikTok, they're over on Patreon. If you want Dr. P, go over to Patreon. And we're about to start tour. If you want those vlogs, that documentary that we've been shooting for a little bit now, go over to the Patreon. Speaking of tour, we're like two weeks away from starting the Payne versus Cam Watt.

• 3:21Peyton Hardin?

  I want everybody to pick your team wisely, because we're hitting the road, and we're hitting the road hard, right? I am going to every single city to make sure that you side with me. Make sure to get your tickets, so you can be a part of this once in a lifetime experience. This show is going to be so much crazier than last show. I'm so excited. We love you. Remember to share this episode. Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:49Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in this.

• 4:00Peyton Hardin?

  We got go, Cam, back in the studio. How are you doing, bub?

• 4:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm doing fantastic. The reason we started this last is because intern Pierce was verbally accosted right before we hit go. And that's why he's sad.

• 4:12Peyton Hardin?

  He was trying to say something and I said, "Nope."

• 4:15Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Oh, it sounds cool." We got... And went straight to it.

• 4:17Peyton Hardin?

  How are you doing, bub? What have you been up to, my love?

• 4:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy...

• 4:21Peyton Hardin?

  What have you been up to? What have you been doing, my love?

• 4:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Nothing much, babe.

• 4:24Peyton Hardin?

  Do you like that?

• 4:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 4:26Peyton Hardin?

  Should we kind of ship that a little bit?

• 4:28Cameron Kennedy?

  They already thinks a lot.

• 4:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, especially after last week. You've got some allegations.

• 4:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No one knows satire. No one understands the story. Because it happened. It was real.

• 4:37Peyton Hardin?

  100% happened. Your ex came up to us.

• 4:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It was not... Okay, now you're right there. You're the one throwing the grenades. You're going, "Oop, let's see this one." And you're just throwing. And everyone's like, "Ooh, oh wait, is Cam actually bub?" Yeah, no.

• 4:49Peyton Hardin?

  What did he... Okay, what did he think he was to you?

• 4:52Cameron Kennedy?

  He 100% thought I was a one-night stand or an ex.

• 4:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so that's what I'm saying.

• 4:55Cameron Kennedy?

  His thought is not my reality.

• 4:57Peyton Hardin?

  If I wasn't a...

• 4:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 4:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. Oh, no.

• 5:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I cringed myself.

• 5:02Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 5:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I agree with people that say this, but does this ever upset you? And this, I might be putting myself under the gun right now.

• 5:09Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 5:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Under the lamp. I don't... Can't say that.

• 5:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Not the wink. People that say...

• 5:21Peyton Hardin?

  What's happening?

• 5:22Cameron Kennedy?

  People that say "my reality." I'm gonna speak my truth.

• 5:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my...

• 5:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I've put myself under the hot seat. I... There's the truth. It's not your truth. It is the truth.

• 5:34Peyton Hardin?

  Nope. You're put... Dig it. Dig it. Go, go, go!

• 5:37Cameron Kennedy?

  But let's be honest. Let's be honest.

• 5:38Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 5:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Just be 100% with me.

• 5:40Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 5:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I will say that I understand... I understand, like, the concept of it, right? If you and me are dating, I cheat on you.

• 5:47Peyton Hardin?

  Why would you do that to me?

• 5:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. I'm a bad person, right?

• 5:50Peyton Hardin?

  If you dated me, you would cheat on me?

• 5:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I would never do that. You're too valuable. I'd be stupid to leave you.

• 5:55Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 5:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd wait till we get a ring and I'd go, "Divorce! Give me half! Half of it all! You want that car? Give me that one! You can get the third floor. I'll take second below. Oh, money? Mine! Oh, we signed a prenup? Texas common law, baby."

• 6:09Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, you would actually not sign it?

• 6:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd divorce the fuck out of you. I would divorce, I would, oh my god, I'd make you think I'm your sweet Caroline. Oh, I'd whisper sweet nothings right in your ear at night. I'd rub the low of your hairy back. Oh my god, and then right, oh, you're gonna get down on a knee and I'm just gonna see you dollar sign.

• 6:26Peyton Hardin?

  You would hit it and quit it?

• 6:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, hit it and quit it. I'd hit it and restart the game. I'd get, I'd restart with another man at level 500, cause now I'm set for life.

• 6:35Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, you could not do that to me.

• 6:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't have a kid with me. Don't have a kid with me.

• 6:38Peyton Hardin?

  I'm lucky for 18.

• 6:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna get the money and he's gonna stay with you.

• 6:43Peyton Hardin?

  You are evil.

• 6:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I would never do that.

• 6:45Peyton Hardin?

  I, okay, 100%, I would, I would love you till my dying day.

• 6:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Me too, 100%. I am a loyal creature.

• 6:51Peyton Hardin?

  It would be like my dream to wake up in the morning and see you with Justin apron on.

• 6:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, stop.

• 6:56Peyton Hardin?

  Making me pancakes.

• 6:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And bacon?

• 6:59Peyton Hardin?

  Bacon, a little bit of sizzle, hit some pert, peaky white nipples.

• 7:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no.

• 7:06Peyton Hardin?

  And I slap you on that, give you a kiss right on that chin.

• 7:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, oh, my chin?

• 7:11Peyton Hardin?

  Lot of surface area.

• 7:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, when I got the beard, it hit it a little bit. I never had a massive chin.

• 7:17Peyton Hardin?

  Woo.

• 7:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I had a big chin.

• 7:18Peyton Hardin?

  Woo.

• 7:19Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a big difference between big and massive.

• 7:20Peyton Hardin?

  What's that guy from that Crimson?

• 7:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Crimson chin? I was, I never looked like Crimson.

• 7:24Peyton Hardin?

  You never did, Billy Goat a little bit.

• 7:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Billy Goat, yes, Billy Goat or Egyptian, 100%. Now, when I say that, I don't mean like modern day Egyptian, I'm saying like

• 7:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, the old ones.

• 7:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Old school, like sarcophagus, like with this whole thing. I had a very disgusting goatee.

• 7:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It was all I could grow. And then I started.

• 7:40Peyton Hardin?

  And you started eating.

• 7:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Got a little hungry. And I'm not gonna lie, her entire family watches.

• 7:46Peyton Hardin?

  Hey!

• 7:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, uh.

• 7:47Peyton Hardin?

  Especially.

• 7:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Muted?

• 7:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, you have.

• 7:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, the truth.

• 7:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it's true.

• 7:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I'll, then I'll defend. You and me date, I cheat on you, right?

• 7:59Peyton Hardin?

  Hurtful.

• 8:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Your truth, my truth, doesn't matter. The truth

• 8:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 8:03Cameron Kennedy?

  is we were dating

• 8:04Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 8:05Cameron Kennedy?

  and I cheated on you.

• 8:05Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that is true.

• 8:06Cameron Kennedy?

  So what does it make you feel if I go, well, my truth, like, this is the, this is the problem I have with it.

• 8:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:11Cameron Kennedy?

  My truth is, you weren't, you weren't paying attention to me. You weren't giving me the love that we once had, so I cheated.

• 8:16Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, and that's 100%?

• 8:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that could be how you feel.

• 8:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's the truth, though. But that, I feel like, I 100% agree with you. I agree that it is a manipulation tactic in that circumstance. I feel like in other circumstances, I think we could find somewhere it would make more sense.

• 8:29Cameron Kennedy?

  100% and I, I, I stand with the people like you're saying, like that is their truth. Oh God, oh, I'm okay.

• 8:39Peyton Hardin?

  I'm kidding. I did that at a bar this weekend.

• 8:43Cameron Kennedy?

  See, that's so.

• 8:44Peyton Hardin?

  And I got threatened to get.

• 8:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Allowed to, I do, I'm getting jumped.

• 8:48Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, dude, you'll, don't let him talk to you like that, man.

• 8:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I could be, I could be in a honky tonk and if I hit a, I'm just gonna feel a tug. There's gonna be four black guys right behind me saying, hey, bro, what are you doing? You do it, they come up with you. They start.

• 9:02Peyton Hardin?

  Started hitting the whole thing. Y'all, I give y'all permission to come after them.

• 9:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Yes or no, did I get asked to do that in college when you were in Seminole?

• 9:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. No, you, I think, do we not talk about this? If we didn't, if we did, say it again, because there was a lot of new people.

• 9:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I got asked to do that, that, that's bad.

• 9:17Peyton Hardin?

  I asked to do that black thing where they get in a dance line with a candy cane.

• 9:22Cameron Kennedy?

  They do a lot of sexual stuff with their tongues and every single one of them's just dripping in sweat. And they got bulletproof vests on.

• 9:28Peyton Hardin?

  Bulletproof vests on and camo shorts.

• 9:31Cameron Kennedy?

  What is that called? Stroll?

• 9:33Peyton Hardin?

  Strolling.

• 9:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Strolling, yeah. I got asked to do that once and I respectfully declined.

• 9:36Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, um, I don't believe that.

• 9:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, no, I did.

• 9:39Peyton Hardin?

  In what way?

• 9:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I've, I've been in circles dancing, hitting a little jig or two, but.

• 9:43Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, whoa, careful.

• 9:49Peyton Hardin?

  That was obscene.

• 9:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That with a hint of AI could get me. That was, I said a.

• 9:57Peyton Hardin?

  Stop saying a jig or two.

• 9:58Cameron Kennedy?

  A jig or two, I speak fast.

• 10:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but speak slower.

• 10:01Cameron Kennedy?

  My brain's ADHD to the max.

• 10:03Peyton Hardin?

  I think once every four, and we're still gonna mute it just in case.

• 10:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You gotta keep one so they can understand the concept.

• 10:09Peyton Hardin?

  He said jig or two.

• 10:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I hit a jig. Or.

• 10:13Peyton Hardin?

  Two of them. Okay. And then on Patreon, you can actually hear him say the N word. So, um.

• 10:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But he uh, um.

• 10:20Peyton Hardin?

  Instantly six degrees hotter.

• 10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't believe that happened because was it a person in the fraternity that asked you to do that?

• 10:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 10:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, but it was, I will say this, it was not an official, like, their party, they were doing it. It was more of like a regular party and there was a couple of the guys there and he was like, hey bro, Cam's jumping the, you know, right? And I was like, no.

• 10:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I don't, see, that's bad. They might've get kicked out. They get exiled for that.

• 10:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 10:43Peyton Hardin?

  Because I went to a bar this weekend, right? And I was, there was a dude there, I didn't know, right? But I was with, like, we had mutual friends, so I was catching up with my mutual friends, he's their current friend, right?

• 10:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 10:55Peyton Hardin?

  So I've seen them two in a little bit, these two, um, these two.

• 10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  So are you like not a friend anymore?

• 10:59Peyton Hardin?

  What? Old friend, I would say. So I'm catching up with these two girls.

• 11:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 11:03Peyton Hardin?

  The dude is their friend now.

• 11:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 11:05Peyton Hardin?

  And so I was catching up with these two girls and they know me for goofy, silly, little, I'm a pedo, alright? They know me like, little silly goofy boy.

• 11:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Little silly goofy.

• 11:13Peyton Hardin?

  Little silly goofy boy.

• 11:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Little silly goofy unbutton real quick.

• 11:16Peyton Hardin?

  Unbutton that little G string.

• 11:21Cameron Kennedy?

  G string with a zipper is criminal.

• 11:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, it goes.

• 11:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What's worse?

• 11:29Peyton Hardin?

  Stop!

• 11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 11:31Peyton Hardin?

  So, I literally was making a joke and I, cause I had a couple of drinks in me. And one of my friend's dads is a, I don't know what that is, a Q dog?

• 11:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Q dog.

• 11:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And so, and so is Nate Jackson. And so, so.

• 11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I really hope.

• 11:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're gonna get, this is a comedy podcast. I love every one of my, I love every one of my Q dogs. So I went, I went, "Ooh!" Like loud.

• 11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like a Scooby Doo.

• 11:56Peyton Hardin?

  He said, "Ooh!"

• 11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  So you got.

• 12:00Peyton Hardin?

  Like a dog you got put down.

• 12:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, your dog, he had his tail ran over. He said, "Ooh!"

• 12:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, this is gonna come back to haunt us.

• 12:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's good, it's all good.

• 12:09Peyton Hardin?

  So, the girls got super serious. And I was like, "Ooh, oopsie."

• 12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like on the come down, you thought it was gonna be this like amazing scenic moment, you hold it, you're like, "Ooh!" They're like, "Ooh!" You come back in. You're just like this.

• 12:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "So, your current friend, does he have a tongue like mine?"

• 12:41Peyton Hardin?

  So I asked, I asked why everybody got so serious? And she goes, he's the, he's the kappa. And I was like, I said, I don't know what that means. I thought that was Q dog. And then, uh, he, I look at him, I was like, aw, bro.

• 12:57Cameron Kennedy?

  He go, what's next?

• 12:59Peyton Hardin?

  And I got family that are kappas too. And so I do respect the whole thing that they got the, the college gangs they got going.

• 13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. It's, I mean, it's, it's like legalized gang.

• 13:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And I'm not, but it's cool. And, but I've heard some of the traditions they do to get in there.

• 13:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 13:13Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not sucking no egg out of.

• 13:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Please go to Patreon. Please go to Patreon.

• 13:29Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 13:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 13:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh God, okay. And we're back.

• 13:36Cameron Kennedy?

  My God. Oh, okay. I'm getting straight into it. I know it was about, I know it was about 10 minutes ago. You asked me how my week was, dude.

• 13:44Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do it.

• 13:45Cameron Kennedy?

  So you, I don't think it went over your city, but there, you heard about all the tornado watches and warnings, right? Like two nights ago.

• 13:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I got a text from somebody saying, are you okay?

• 13:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I got a call from the county and it was like, immediately seek shelter.

• 13:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I didn't get, I didn't get that.

• 14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, it didn't go your way.

• 14:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, good.

• 14:01Cameron Kennedy?

  So it went right over my parents' house, directly over.

• 14:05Peyton Hardin?

  The tornado?

• 14:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And it was a tornado warning. So the difference apparently watch is like, there's enough counter wind that there could be one, a warning is like one has been spotted.

• 14:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:14Cameron Kennedy?

  So it was a tornado warning, went straight over my parents' house, sirens going off, right?

• 14:17Peyton Hardin?

  Scary.

• 14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  So me and Liv got the text because we're in neighboring counties. So as soon as we got there, we were watching freaking Sweet Life of Mormon Lives, Sweet Lives of Mormon.

• 14:26Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know Zach and Cody got an upgrade.

• 14:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't know Zach and Cody got religious.

• 14:33Cameron Kennedy?

  We were watching that and I get a call and it's like a crazy tornado. So we turn on the news and I FaceTime my mom.

• 14:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh God.

• 14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude. We know my dad, right?

• 14:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:43Cameron Kennedy?

  We know my dad. He's a very-

• 14:45Peyton Hardin?

  Assassin.

• 14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, he is. Okay, he's a great sneak.

• 14:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:48Cameron Kennedy?

  But he's also very in tune, like, a little more maybe than he should be for his age.

• 14:53Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 14:54Cameron Kennedy?

  And he's very no-nonsense policies. I mean, my dad's the type, he would come home, he'd park his car in the driveway and put the crowbar on the steering wheel and lock it with a key. He's like, "Ain't no one could take in my car."

• 15:05Peyton Hardin?

  He's vigilant.

• 15:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, very, very much so. So my dad, right, I call my mom, she's already in the bathroom and the sirens going on in their city.

• 15:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, "Are y'all okay?" She's like groggy. She's like, "Yeah, yeah." All of a sudden, the phone just rips off of her face. It goes straight to my dad and bless his heart, he's never good at FaceTime. It's not like clear right there.

• 15:25Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 15:26Cameron Kennedy?

  He rips it and it's like a POV right here. And he's like, "I had to wake your mother up. She was in her pajamas, dead asleep. We could have been gone." And he starts screaming at the phone. My dad's in two hoodies. My dad is wearing two hoodies, jeans. This is 10:30 at night. No. Two hoodies, jeans, socks, shoes.

• 15:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:44Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "I had to wake your mom up because God forbid there's a tornado rips our roof off. She's half naked with no shoes and socks on." He goes, "I woke her up, told her to put on some clothes and some shoes." I go, "Dad, I'm pretty sure you might just get some hail. You're gonna be okay." Peyton, when I tell you, my father-

• 16:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:02Cameron Kennedy?

  For a severe thunderstorm, what it ended up being-

• 16:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:05Cameron Kennedy?

  At the time, tornado warning, he had a generator in the bathroom? He had water, he had snacks, he had a blanket, and he had both phone chargers. He then had a wire, like a portable charger.

• 16:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You would have thought we were getting nuked.

• 16:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you would have thought you're taking a fallout shelter.

• 16:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "What are you pot- like, what are you doing?" And my mom's in the background playing like Candy Crush. She's pissed. And she's like, "He woke me up for this? Like, we're gonna be completely all right." And he literally rips the phone again. He goes, "You never [bleep] though. Mother Nature's undefeated." He goes, "She ain't never lost once. You can't fight back." He goes, "I gotta go. I gotta turn on the satellite." I said, "No, if you went..."

• 16:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, he was like, like doomsday.

• 16:51Peyton Hardin?

  My question to Mike is, right, if your house, God forbid, gets uprooted.

• 16:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the blanket doing?

• 16:58Peyton Hardin?

  What's the generator powering?

• 17:00Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the, what's the portable charger gonna do? If, if mom's naked, the car's in the street, uh, everything's ripped off, what is that gonna do?

• 17:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, the generator's gonna really power the house back up.

• 17:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, it's like.

• 17:12Peyton Hardin?

  Your refrigerator's two miles away.

• 17:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you have, you have, you have nothing, but you got your blanket. You got a blanket and shoes on your feet. I, dude, it's, it's unreal.

• 17:22Peyton Hardin?

  Your dad actually might be the equalizer. Like, if you think about it.

• 17:28Peyton Hardin?

  Your dad is Denzel Washington, dude.

• 17:31Cameron Kennedy?

  He always, he's, he, that is the most vigilant person I've ever met.

• 17:34Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's terrifying.

• 17:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He's just, he like, it's like, what did you do in the past?

• 17:38Peyton Hardin?

  Something happened to Mike.

• 17:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Were you in the CIA? Who are you?

• 17:41Peyton Hardin?

  What would you do? Like night agent?

• 17:44Cameron Kennedy?

  If I found out?

• 17:45Peyton Hardin?

  You found out that your parents were like CIA, secret operatives of like the top, top, top of the government. What would you do if you found that out?

• 17:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, first off, I think they'd have to off me. Or, I don't know, well, I mean, hopefully not, hopefully they still love me. But if I find out the secret's blown, first things first, my mom is a literal mastermind.

• 18:05Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah.

• 18:07Cameron Kennedy?

  She is the, the greatest mind we've ever had. Cause she plays this, oh honey, I would never do that. I don't like violence.

• 18:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I've seen your.

• 18:13Cameron Kennedy?

  The whole time she's scaling buildings, tranquilizer darts.

• 18:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, I've seen your mom get cussed out in the Chick-fil-A parking lot and apologize.

• 18:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she's like, I'm just, I'm sorry, okay? God, I don't even want my food. She drives off. She already paid for it. Good God. Now, my dad, if I found out my dad was taking some, some black market contracts, that's why he stays up late at night.

• 18:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what we think he's on TikTok on his iPad. He's really just signing docu-signs.

• 18:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you think he's doing.

• 18:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll be in Guam next week.

• 18:40Peyton Hardin?

  You think he's UPS packaging all day, but he's really spying.

• 18:43Cameron Kennedy?

  He's dropping off packages. It's just not, it's not from Amazon.

• 18:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 18:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I would, I would flip. I'd have to, I would immediately ask about stories, but then I'd probably, I would probably try to become a P I on my own father. I would try to follow him around.

• 18:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you know, you wouldn't be able to.

• 18:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. He would know, he would know I'm there from 20 miles out.

• 19:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, Mike's different.

• 19:01Cameron Kennedy?

  He's very different.

• 19:02Peyton Hardin?

  Mike knows when I'm.

• 19:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he's like, Peyton, I just got a feeling you want a little, you want a little meal? Want to come over here?

• 19:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, yeah, when I lived alone and y'all would like cook here like on Sundays, he would just call me on a rant and say, I know you don't have food. I would look at my fridge, it's spiders crawling out the

• 19:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you go, yeah, I'll be over there.

• 19:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're right, Mike.

• 19:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that, oh my God, that is, that's lore. That'd be Kennedy's lore.

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• 21:04Peyton Hardin?

  And speaking of, you brought up the tornado and people's houses blown over. God forbid if anybody's houses got affected.

• 21:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I hope not, but I think an hour, the one we're talking about, I think it was just major thunderstorms with some hail.

• 21:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, I saw some videos on the news while I was on the treadmill. People's houses are literally gone.

• 21:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that was further away, though.

• 21:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, and so we don't care about that?

• 21:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, that did sound like that, I'm saying-

• 21:24Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, it wasn't our media-

• 21:25Cameron Kennedy?

  It wasn't my people, so, uh, good luck. No, I feel bad for y'all too, of course.

• 21:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and so, this kinda is in the same vein, right? I've said on this podcast before, I genuinely don't trust infrastructure. I've said it before, like, I don't trust the building in which we are on right now. I don't trust these people that build it, I don't trust whoever thought of it, I don't trust the, the, the material, right? But that was just me blindly saying that. Down, I genuinely do not trust construction. Because, like, down the street from my house, they are building one of the biggest apartment complexes I have ever seen. Every day I drive past this thing, and I've seen it get built from its conception, like, from ground level, right? To what it is now.

• 22:13Peyton Hardin?

  They're at the part where I can see the shell of this place.

• 22:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 22:18Peyton Hardin?

  I did not know, construction is just 100% wood.

• 22:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not 100% wood.

• 22:25Peyton Hardin?

  It is 100% wood, and I will put a picture up right now of it.

• 22:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there's not.

• 22:31Peyton Hardin?

  Cameron?

• 22:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the framing of the walls, of the stairs, that's framing.

• 22:37Peyton Hardin?

  It is 100% wood, what I've seen, I swear to God, and I got, I got out, and I looked at it, I swear to God. I looked at it, I got out of my car and looked at it, and they're up there building, hammering, sawing, they're putting windows up, and it's just wood. I see the ground, it's just wood, the walls, just wood. Dog, I've seen some of the tenants in these apartments, them can't fit in there. You add, you add two of those, two of those people, and an Ikea couch, that whole place is crumbling, dude.

• 23:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you kidding me?

• 23:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 23:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't trust you. It is not just wood. Don't come for Ikea and don't come for our big friends. Don't do that, because we love them both.

• 23:21Peyton Hardin?

  We love them all.

• 23:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It, there's, okay.

• 23:23Peyton Hardin?

  Don't go in that apartment.

• 23:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, do not get the apartments off of me.

• 23:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:28Cameron Kennedy?

  The wood is the framing. The wood is the, do you really think, you really think your house right now is just wood? Just, just wood?

• 23:37Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 23:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright then.

• 23:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, because there's drywall. It's like wood and drywall and scintillation.

• 23:43Cameron Kennedy?

  First. Scintillation?

• 23:46Peyton Hardin?

  Scintillation.

• 23:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Installation?

• 23:48Peyton Hardin?

  Installation.

• 23:48Cameron Kennedy?

  They install it.

• 23:49Peyton Hardin?

  The pink shit, right? Yes, dude, I always wanted to eat it. My mom said no as a kid. I went up to my attic and I tried to sneak up there and eat it like a little rat. She grabbed me by the ankle.

• 23:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You were trying-

• 23:58Peyton Hardin?

  Get down!

• 24:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna make sure that you said that on camera properly. You were trying to eat fiberglass installation as a kid because it resembled cotton candy?

• 24:07Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I didn't know there was glass in it.

• 24:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You would have been so [__] up if you would have chewed that.

• 24:14Peyton Hardin?

  Or I would have been Spider-Man.

• 24:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, honestly, you and your track record, you'd have been a [__] villain.

• 24:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but how can you trust construction if 90% of an apartment building that they are building is just wood? First off, haven't seen your picture, still think you're wrong, definitely concrete at the bottom.

• 24:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I will agree with that. The bottom floor is all concrete.

• 24:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 24:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam, it's 17,000 feet in the air.

• 24:35Peyton Hardin?

  They haven't put the outside on yet.

• 24:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So, okay, but I'm saying in the middle- You don't build the shell and then build up. You frame it and then you-

• 24:43Peyton Hardin?

  So what's, so, okay, what's gonna go on each floor?

• 24:45Cameron Kennedy?

  On each floor?

• 24:46Peyton Hardin?

  So like, I can see the floors, right? I can see the floor. It's like hollowed out and it's just wood.

• 24:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 24:51Peyton Hardin?

  And I can see where the divisions of the floor are gonna be and they put wood like stacked up on the floor.

• 24:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It'll be, it'll be concrete.

• 24:55Peyton Hardin?

  How are they gonna put concrete that's got holes in it?

• 24:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Because they, you just said it's wood, you moron. They wood it down, they put a little rebar.

• 25:03Peyton Hardin?

  It's like wood, it's like wood that's like this, there's like, it's like- Like crossed like that.

• 25:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's crossed holy wood?

• 25:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 25:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Finger scissor wood?

• 25:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Finger scissor cross holy wood?

• 25:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I don't trust it. And I see them walking on it, eating sandwiches.

• 25:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, that's the route I thought you were going. I don't, I thought you were saying, I don't trust construction because every time I drive by, one of them's playing a casino game, gambling his life away. One's smoking cigs and one's drinking a forty. And I know they all have problems just like me. And they're going up there, man, cheated on me and banging the wood.

• 25:32Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't get how they build that without like a picture.

• 25:38Peyton Hardin?

  Like they got hella memory or they're good freestylers.

• 25:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, I'm a dishonest. A freestyler. It's called a blueprint. A blueprint. It shows exactly what has to be in each spot.

• 25:52Peyton Hardin?

  Tell me one time you've gone outside a construction site and seen a piece of paper.

• 25:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, you're so, you're so just feeble. You don't know the guy? There, there, there's one guy that is like, he's like the head coach. He's like the Bill Russell, right?

• 26:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:06Cameron Kennedy?

  He is the coach of all the workers. You know those little porta potty looking?

• 26:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, not people, not people.

• 26:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not talking about sawed off humans. I'm saying the.

• 26:20Peyton Hardin?

  Porta potties, yeah.

• 26:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Not the, like the little trailer.

• 26:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, the trailers, yeah, yeah.

• 26:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So that gets to sit in AC all day with the blueprints, just checking, doing his little ruler, making sure everything's right. Everyone else goes off what he says. He's the coach. He calls thirty second timeout, they're coming.

• 26:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then how are they out there for four months straight? And they see the blueprint once, they have a little team meeting before and they're like, yeah, we can build this whole eighteen thousand foot apartment complex.

• 26:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna smack you in your hair, Chen. They don't go, they don't look at it one time ago. Ready, break, we'll see you in November.

• 26:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, when is one time you've gone to a construction site and you've seen them looking at a piece of paper? They're always there.

• 26:51Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, they're working when we're asleep. They're, they're savages. They work before the birds even up.

• 26:55Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 26:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it gets too hot. We don't see their in and outs.

• 26:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but anytime I look.

• 26:59Cameron Kennedy?

  People walk in and see us on the mic and see us setting up.

• 27:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I want anybody watching this, because a lot of people are gonna come after me. I want to see any.

• 27:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Rightfully so.

• 27:05Peyton Hardin?

  I want to see anybody that's watching this. I want anybody that's watching this. Go past the construction site and take a picture of any of them looking at a piece of paper.

• 27:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I want the people that work in construction.

• 27:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, that, we have too big of a reach.

• 27:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And send a picture of your blueprint to DMs.

• 27:19Peyton Hardin?

  We have too big of a reach.

• 27:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know if that's like contractually allowed, though.

• 27:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, because I'll steal the blueprints, I'm building myself.

• 27:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna build my own apartment complex.

• 27:25Peyton Hardin?

  I definitely think I could build an apartment complex if I had the.

• 27:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I think if you were in charge of making a blueprint, the building would crumble and people would be sacrificed. That's what I think. I think you'd be like, dude, I went for this like funky spiral staircase, but I just like didn't want it to have a spine. I thought it'd be pretty cool if it like looked levitating. They'd be like, yeah, let's check it out. It's pretty stirk. They fall right through and they just fall down. Dude, I went for a quadruple wide glass framed window, but I didn't make it bulletproof. So one hailstorm, you're kind of that would be, you're, oh my God. Oh my God, dog. If we did this, God, this is so on brand. What? If we both had to make a blueprint. Oh God. Of a house. Yeah. My lame, boring, I could sell it for market value, but you can live there for 30 years. Four walls and a roof. That's Cam's house. But you can live there for 30 years.

• 28:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Your, it's gonna look like Doofenshmirtz is moving in. It's gonna have a driveway on the third floor. How do you get your car up there? You're gonna have an elevator that's like push powered or something. Your house, you're gonna sell it four times the market value. Yeah. And people are gonna die. And people are gonna buy it. People are gonna buy it and then perish. Okay. You're gonna build like a, like a ghostly mansion. Okay. That was rough. You don't care about our people? I do, but. Limited liability waiver.

• 28:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You know. I'm gonna need you to sign that right there. Go ahead and sign that right there. First of all, if you buy a house that Peyton Harden built himself. You suck. It's your fault. That is, that is 100% your fault. You're at your own risk. But I could definitely come up with a cool idea. You, yes, you're very, very creative, but it wouldn't, it wouldn't work. No, it wouldn't. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. No, no, I'm exposing you. This man on our meeting the other day said, yeah, I really want to do something. I'm just pretty sure it's like illegal. I said, what the? That's the type of his creativity. That'd be the same your house that you're gonna buy from this man. Dude, I mean, honestly, if you think about it, it's really smart. But like, I just don't really think I should put the waterfall right in the middle of the living room. Like, I understand it's gonna drip down from the bathroom, but it's probably not gonna be like, that's his idea. I really did say that to me.

• 29:27Cameron Kennedy?

  He literally said that, like so serious. He said, God, man, I thought of this thing. Pretty sure it's illegal. Like, that is a crazy one liner to hear.

• 29:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we have these like team meetings and then so it's like, like if we want it like any big idea that needs funding or something, we'll talk about it. And I had one.

• 29:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What the is the legal problem? I still don't understand.

• 29:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm still working on it. I'm talking to our lawyers. I'm sure we're trying to figure a way around it. It's just hard to do it here is the only part.

• 29:54Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean? Cause here in Texas, here in the States?

• 29:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, in this building, because that glass.

• 29:59Cameron Kennedy?

  What? We shooting glass out?

• 30:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, but it would be, it's a, it would be a cool thing.

• 30:05Cameron Kennedy?

  We getting naked?

• 30:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, you ever seen Mission Impossible?

• 30:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm really thinking about it. It's a really fun idea.

• 30:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, I will personally fund the project. If you get the okay on the legal thing for you to get attached to a wire and scale this building. I will, I will literally fund it with my money.

• 30:26Peyton Hardin?

  You're ruining the surprise.

• 30:28Cameron Kennedy?

  If you scale a building, I'm gonna have all of Dallas down below us cheering you on and you're gonna be shaken like a.

• 30:36Peyton Hardin?

  I'd take a shot or two.

• 30:38Cameron Kennedy?

  A shot? You're gonna need like, like medical drugs to do that. You would be so, bro, I don't think you understand how scared you'd be.

• 30:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You would be death. Uh, there's, you couldn't pay me to do that. And for you, but you, you are a, you're a master of the craft.

• 30:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, I figured it out.

• 30:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You give it all to the game.

• 30:55Peyton Hardin?

  I figured it out.

• 30:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I want to do it like half.

• 30:59Peyton Hardin?

  Don't let us have you walking up. You'd be like, oh, hey, everyone here.

• 31:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 31:02Peyton Hardin?

  Don't talk to me. The thing was doing a, was doing a pod like that.

• 31:09Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, Pierce.

• 31:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, good job, Pierce. You, what you wanted to do an episode.

• 31:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:15Cameron Kennedy?

  From the side of a skyscraper.

• 31:18Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent.

• 31:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And you didn't ask me about it?

• 31:21Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it would have been like a surprise. It would have been like, it was gonna be.

• 31:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd be like, surprise, instantly sick. Sorry, going home. Bye bye. Oops, early here for a day. Sorry, we can record tomorrow. Bye.

• 31:29Peyton Hardin?

  It would have been like this. We would be here and then these, these people would come in and like briefcases and suits with harnesses and they'd be like, come on, come on, come on, come on. And you'd be like so confused and then we'd have a guy with a handheld camera and run us out. And then you'd instantly get attached. And then you'd go.

• 31:46Peyton Hardin?

  300 feet in the air.

• 31:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Are we?

• 31:48Peyton Hardin?

  That'd be a shit idea, wouldn't it?

• 31:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Are we?

• 31:50Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 31:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a fire idea.

• 31:52Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 31:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't lie.

• 31:53Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 31:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Fire idea.

• 31:54Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 31:54Cameron Kennedy?

  But are we being [bleep] real?

• 31:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm surprised you don't have-

• 31:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Are we being real?

• 31:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I'm surprised you don't have a new confidence about yourself after the news.

• 32:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god. Now that, now I don't even know exactly where you're going, but that sounds like a [bleep] claymore, if I've ever heard one. That sounds like you're just leading me right to a trap.

• 32:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's not a setup? I'm surprised you don't have, like, this more, like, kinda like walk around with your chest out a little more.

• 32:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll bite.

• 32:17Peyton Hardin?

  What news?

• 32:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That gingers are black.

• 32:21Peyton Hardin?

  Did you hear that, bub? Congrats, man.

• 32:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, first off, I'm not ginger. You keep pushing this narrative, I'm not ginger. I already looked it up on ancestral.com.

• 32:28Peyton Hardin?

  Can we? That's not a race.

• 32:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It's ancestry.com. If I have-

• 32:33Peyton Hardin?

  What word are you saying?

• 32:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Ancestry.

• 32:34Peyton Hardin?

  There we go.

• 32:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Ancestry. Incestral? It's a star.

• 32:37Peyton Hardin?

  Uh-

• 32:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Astronomical.

• 32:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's alright.

• 32:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I looked it up. If there's a reddish hint in my beard as a Caucasian man, that means someone in my lineage was ginger. That means I might come from the beautiful potato line itself.

• 32:54Cameron Kennedy?

  But, didn't they all?

• 32:57Peyton Hardin?

  The people that relied on the potatoes.

• 33:01Cameron Kennedy?

  The potato famine. Potatoes got bad. They got bad. They were eating mashed, fringed, fried, smileys. They were eating it all. And every single [bleep] slowly stopped showing up to work.

• 33:13Peyton Hardin?

  That's when they had to-

• 33:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Started missing the kids' ballgames. Hey, coach is gone this week, next week, players are gone. Yeah, but next week, fans are gone. And all those left, just little potatoes. Potatoes started growing arms and legs, they're like, eh.

• 33:25Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't that when they had to wear the crow mask?

• 33:28Cameron Kennedy?

  The ones that look like Satanits?

• 33:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, dude, that [bleep] that era.

• 33:31Peyton Hardin?

  Just give her some bad potatoes?

• 33:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, all on some bad [bleep] potatoes.

• 33:35Peyton Hardin?

  But you're-

• 33:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Clean your ground.

• 33:36Peyton Hardin?

  But you're black. Congrats.

• 33:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think I am, though.

• 33:39Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you're a ginger. No, you wouldn't be allowed to do [bleep]. Don't ask. No, don't ask. No, you wouldn't be allowed to do a [bleep] thing. Don't even ask that. No. You wouldn't be allowed to ask. Nor do, no. Say it, do it, no. Feel it, be there, no. You can't do it, no. Your life does not change.

• 33:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Then don't call me black!

• 33:56Peyton Hardin?

  You get cooler dap ups, maybe?

• 33:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, I don't want dap ups. I want that truth. I want, if I, if I'm black, let me be black. Let me be black. Now, I can't, I, no, we gotta stop it.

• 34:05Peyton Hardin?

  And the first time he speeds, he'll be like, ahh!

• 34:10Cameron Kennedy?

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• 34:20Peyton Hardin?

  Pierce loves those jokes, man.

• 34:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I don't think anybody loves him more than Pierce.

• 34:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 34:25Cameron Kennedy?

  There's relishes in that.

• 34:26Peyton Hardin?

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• 34:27Cameron Kennedy?

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• 36:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, okay, I came across, I gotta, I gotta put you on game.

• 36:20Peyton Hardin?

  Put me on, daddy.

• 36:21Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I have a question with it. Yeah, you're just, you're just hyper-sexualized. Do I look good, dad? You like my rumps? You like my rumps, humps, and lumps? Do I have more humps or lumps? That's an honest question.

• 36:35Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's lumps. Yes.

• 36:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a lovely- I only got one up, I got a lot of luck. You're like- Dude, I had one a little too high the other day. Scared me. You're like an old lab, you know how they get all bumpy? Aw dude, I'm not gonna lie, and I'm sorry to name drop, if you rub Malcolm's back for about five minutes, you'll find a golf ball.

• 37:05Cameron Kennedy?

  He's having a hard time, he's almost done.

• 37:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You know-

• 37:12Cameron Kennedy?

  The only reason I say is Dusty did the same thing, his was just like little babies. Malcolm- Malcolm lapped Dusty in his game of life, so- Oh, he did, yeah, I think he literally doubled him. He's getting closer, Dusty was like 12, was Malcolm like 20? He's like 19. 19?

• 37:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That dog said, "I'm staying." He's like, "I was not a good dog, I know where I'm going, I need to stay here."

• 37:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He's going to hell. Malcolm eviscerates children.

• 37:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Malcolm is going- Malcolm is going to dog hell. Malcolm's gonna be sitting at the right hand on a path of metal. Oh my god. Speaking of that, sorry, I don't know what you're about to get into- Oh, I won't forget it, go- Okay, okay. Me and my, my family came down to visit this weekend. Yes. My family came down to visit this weekend, and they wanted to go see Malachi, Cam's son- Yes. And Liv. Sorry, oh, I forgot that. I go, "See, see?" So- First off, the text he sent is actually crazy though, before you even get into it. What happened? He literally texted me, uh, Saturday, Sunday morning, goes, "Hey bro, can my fam- can me and my fam- can I bring my family over to see your kid?" And then like, I don't respond, because that's disrespectful, and then two minutes later he goes, "And you, I guess, period." Are you fucking nuts? That's a factual statement.

• 38:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's 100% real, that's- My parents have seen you for almost a decade. Exactly, and they love me- Malachi's fresh and new, he's fun and excited. They love me and they love the fellowship and family I bring. Yes.

• 38:42Peyton Hardin?

  Haka pattee!

• 38:44Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "Dude."

• 38:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:50Peyton Hardin?

  Hair back there.

• 38:51Cameron Kennedy?

  A middle finger to the tongue.

• 38:53Peyton Hardin?

  You like it when I do it too.

• 38:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Not for pleasure is wicked.

• 38:55Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, one time.

• 38:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You said?

• 38:57Peyton Hardin?

  One time, me and Cam were really drunk one night, right?

• 39:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, I don't know where I have this, no.

• 39:02Peyton Hardin?

  And he's like, "I gotta throw up." But he's like, but it was before he can make himself throw up.

• 39:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 39:06Peyton Hardin?

  And I was like...

• 39:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you did not! No, you did not! No, you did not!

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  He said, "God..."

• 39:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God! You go, "I thought you said you had braces."

• 39:18Peyton Hardin?

  Anyway.

• 39:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I do, here's, I'm like grabbing the retainer, like...

• 39:25Cameron Kennedy?

  He started pouring blood.

• 39:27Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I brushed for the first time in a couple of weeks, we'll get to that.

• 39:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that's...

• 39:30Peyton Hardin?

  So...

• 39:31Cameron Kennedy?

  There's nothing that turns me off quicker. Like, just pisses me off.

• 39:34Peyton Hardin?

  We went to Cam's house, right? It was me and my dad, Preston and my mom.

• 39:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 39:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Yeah! So... There's one thing about my dad, he is a grimy... That's where I get it from. He is a grind fest.

• 39:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I forgot!

• 39:49Peyton Hardin?

  So, we're all sitting in the living room, right? Malachi's on the floor, on his little plaything. In a baby, trying to roll over. Liv's sitting there with Malachi. Talking to my mom. We're all sitting there, right?

• 40:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Me and Preston, we're all spread out.

• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

  We're all spread out, just in this living room area, right? There's a downstairs bathroom. On the whole other side of the downstairs. Like, you gotta walk a little bit to get there, right?

• 40:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And behind another wall.

• 40:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so you, it's, Cam's house is... Massive, so you gotta go left, right, left, right, down, left, left, close that door.

• 40:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna go dead straight, left, close the door.

• 40:22Peyton Hardin?

  But it's far away. It's far away from where we were at, right?

• 40:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fair.

• 40:25Peyton Hardin?

  So, we're all talking, having a good time.

• 40:29Peyton Hardin?

  My dad's gone. For copious time. And so, we didn't think anything of it, because my dad would leave every 10 minutes to go do some pull-ups.

• 40:38Cameron Kennedy?

  He literally would go into the, I have a gym in my garage for Liv. Stop it, don't make the jokes.

• 40:44Peyton Hardin?

  I wasn't gonna say anything.

• 40:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And his dad was in the middle of a conversation with us. We were talking to your father.

• 40:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And he literally went, "I don't care." And he literally went, "I can't listen to you anymore, I gotta do the pull-ups." He goes out there, cranks 15 pull-ups, comes back in.

• 40:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and so, we're like, "Okay." He's in and out doing pull-ups, he's stimming. That's his stim, he has to go do pull-ups. He's like, "Oh, ah, ah, pull-ups, ah." So... He's going to do, we're sitting there, he's gone.

• 41:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, like thirty minutes.

• 41:08Peyton Hardin?

  We don't think anything of it. Thirty minutes, he's gone. We don't think anything of it because he's like a one of those weird dogs, you just gotta let it go, right?

• 41:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'm getting a whiff of something, right? And I'm like, oh, that's a cam's house. Mike's missus' mum. Yeah, I was like, and Ruby's right here, and Malachi's right here. It's like, one of them might have farted. And Ruby was just sitting down on my lap, and you know, sometimes she'll fart and run away.

• 41:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 41:32Peyton Hardin?

  So I thought that was, but I didn't want to bring it up because it wasn't too bad.

• 41:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Good man.

• 41:35Peyton Hardin?

  Like, three or four more minutes go by, and I'm like, this smell is following me. And so I'm like, I gotta leave this area. I go into the middle ground between the bathroom and where we were at. I'm in this middle ground, and I go, oh. And I go, Cameron, Cameron, Ruby somewhere over here.

• 41:53Cameron Kennedy?

  He literally went, oh, no, she's right here.

• 41:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, there's right here.

• 41:55Peyton Hardin?

  There's, there's, because y'all know Ruby will leave some dynamite, and you'll just smell it, and then you'll see it, right?

• 42:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 42:01Peyton Hardin?

  I thought that was the situation.

• 42:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Go on.

• 42:05Peyton Hardin?

  Cam goes, no way. Ruby, he goes, stands up, goes to where I'm at. Cam, you take it from here.

• 42:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally get up, I'm looking for my dog, I know the smell, it's my dog, she's a coward, and I know her poop spots as well. So I get over there, and I go, there's not even one of her territories over here, like, what is he talking about? The second I get over there, I'm like, uh, uh, I'm like, oh, my goodness, what is that? I go further, it gets worse, like, every step, it's getting stronger, more pungent, stronger, volatile, everything. And I'm not seeing dog poop, and I'm literally at this, I'm like, oh, my

• 42:38Peyton Hardin?

  But it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled in my life.

• 42:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I get to the wall that my bathroom is like this little half hallway, and I look, I see a shut door and lights on, and I hear your father's phone. And I go, you sick son of a, I literally screamed it, run back into the living room, and I go, your dad's a

• 42:56Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "Oh my god."

• 42:58Cameron Kennedy?

  It, I, you need to speak to this as well.

• 43:00Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 43:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It literally stunk my entire bottom floor of the house.

• 43:06Peyton Hardin?

  And no, no, and halfway up, halfway up the stairs. I went halfway up the stairs and I could not outrun this.

• 43:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't understand how that's humanly possible.

• 43:13Peyton Hardin?

  Malachi go, Malachi spit up on himself. Dog, it was, it was, when I say, "My dad shit on a dead dragon," like dude.

• 43:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally, and I, it got, it was so bad. He comes out, slow walking and cackling, he's like. I light a candle, hand it to him, give him a bottle of Febreze. And it was so bad, I go, "Bro, you need to learn to courtesy flush." He goes, "I did three times." And I'm like, "If you courtesy flushed three times, every time you left your butt, you flushed, how does my entire house smell like Chernobyl right now?"

• 43:51Peyton Hardin?

  And Liv got hot.

• 43:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Liv was pissed.

• 43:54Peyton Hardin?

  It was like, "You dirty..." She's like, "My childhood."

• 43:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, and Malachi sitting there.

• 44:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, I mean, it was unbelievable.

• 44:03Peyton Hardin?

  And then me being me, me and my dad always competitive. I started lighting his living room up. I hit some of these, CJ knows, when I get in this bag and start letting loose.

• 44:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, and he does it, he does it like mid punchline. He'll be like, "God, I saw the craziest thing the other day. It kinda looked like this thing right here." And he just farts. And he, and it, oh my god, your mom was getting mad.

• 44:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, my mom hates it.

• 44:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "Y'all too many to leave." I said, "You and your dad need to get out of my house." I said, "Preston, nanny, y'all can stay."

• 44:31Peyton Hardin?

  They gotta go.

• 44:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, shit. Yeah, that was, that was unreal.

• 44:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm sorry.

• 44:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I still genuinely don't, like, I'm not even being funny. I don't know how that's real.

• 44:40Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 44:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, my worst poop in my life.

• 44:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:42Cameron Kennedy?

  If I didn't flush it.

• 44:44Peyton Hardin?

  So sorry for reading.

• 44:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, sorry, we, god, it's, it's just on brand at this point. If I did, if I did what? If I didn't poop, or if I didn't flush the worst poop of my life, it would not do that much damage. It's like, it's radius that your dad's poops have, it's unreal.

• 44:58Peyton Hardin?

  My dad got a little offended, right? My dad got a little offended, he was like, "Y'all don't know what bad smells are." And I said, I were like, "What are you talking about?" He goes, "My dad used to shit and smoke cigarettes at the same time." Oh, no.

• 45:14Peyton Hardin?

  My grandpa would go, he would go.

• 45:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You know how bad that was?

• 45:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You gotta move out.

• 45:34Peyton Hardin?

  He probably had a cup of like Folgers black coffee too, he's sitting there.

• 45:44Peyton Hardin?

  And then blow it out. Yo, come on. Oh, now he's going to hell. Oh, for multiple reasons.

• 46:01Peyton Hardin?

  Ow! He's so deep in hell. Oh, he's so deep in there. Oh, shit.

• 46:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, dude, yeah. Oh man, oh, I'm gonna get some phone calls.

• 46:18Peyton Hardin?

  Give a fuck.

• 46:22Peyton Hardin?

  There we go, alright. Alright, I don't know what we've been talking about for the past 15 minutes, I genuinely don't.

• 46:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, okay, hold on. Holy, my thing-

• 46:31Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I'm starting to get anxiety.

• 46:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me a second, shut up, give me a second. Dude, I can't get that- I can't get that shit out of my head.

• 46:41Cameron Kennedy?

  He's, he's 100%, 100% got a belly-

• 46:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah.

• 46:47Cameron Kennedy?

  With a loose beater on and tidy whites, around his ankles.

• 46:50Peyton Hardin?

  I think he had a heart attack in the middle of that one though, because I remember he had a heart attack in the bathroom. He's fine, he made it out alive. But I think he was smoking a cig, collapsed, the body, that's too much body.

• 47:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I mean dude, if we're being honest, I don't think we can even begin to think about that smell. Black coffee, poop, and a Marlboro red.

• 47:13Peyton Hardin?

  In a bathroom?

• 47:14Cameron Kennedy?

  In a, in a 6x6 room.

• 47:16Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, oh. Alright, here we go.

• 47:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

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• 47:30Cameron Kennedy?

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• 47:37Peyton Hardin?

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• 48:00Peyton Hardin?

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• 48:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No on to the rest of the episode.

• 48:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What I was gonna say 20 minutes ago.

• 48:58Peyton Hardin?

  So who's all?

• 49:00Cameron Kennedy?

  What I was gonna say was I gotta put you on game and then ask a question. I came across this girl's TikTok page and I, I don't remember her like name. I'm sorry. Uh, it's like Julia something, right?

• 49:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's, I've never met a bad looking Julia.

• 49:18Peyton Hardin?

  I go, it was the first for everything.

• 49:21Peyton Hardin?

  I'm kidding. See, they're gonna- Not today! I'm just kidding, they're gonna try to, I'm not- No, they will find it. I know, but I- They're gonna type in what you're saying to put Julia. Yeah, 100%. I'm completely kidding though. But, there's multiple layers- Multiple layers to what I'm about to say. So, the first thing is, it ca- I'm, first off, I'm an honest viewer. I'm an honest viewer of TikTok. You're not. You're a coward. Let's break that down. What are you laughing at? So, f*** me. I mean, you said it. Big people got in that apartment complex, they fall through the floor. And I'm mean? Cause I put a name tag on it? Julia's a, Julia's a fantastic. Julia, um, Fox. Julia, Julia- Ooh, she is attractive. That's a woman, right? Julia Fox. That is a woman. That is, that's Transformers? Shia LaBeouf? Yes.

• 50:05Peyton Hardin?

  Julia, why is that not sounding right? Uncut Gems. It's Megan Fox, it's not Julia. No, Uncut Gems is Julia Fox. Kanye's ex. Uncut Jams. Uncut Jams. Okay, listen. Buckle up, listen, the buses dirty here, what are you talking- The buses are nasty? Okay. Here we go, I don't want them to find my chicken noodle soup. Yeah. I would've hated to be your friend, dog. I would've been like, dude, let's watch like Kobe Bryant Island. You'd have been like, let's watch Grandma's making cookies. I would've been like, I'm going home. Anyway. This woman named Julia. I, I said I'm an honest viewer, cause I'll watch random TikToks, even if I don't like it, I'll watch, I'll give them a chance. Yeah, you're weird here, so- I have physically watched him scroll through TikTok like this.

• 50:48Peyton Hardin?

  That- That's okay, there's a reason. Give it a chance to breathe. No, each time I get on Tik- You could be skipping gold. Each time I get on TikTok, I'm looking for a specific thing. I want my algorithm to- How can you see anything if you're going like this? Cause if I went to be basketball, I can tell if Lizzo's on there, I'm not watching basketball content. Lizzo? What are you looking up? She's, she looks nice. Props to her, good job. Dude, she's been looking nice though. This girl, Julie, right? Right. Comes, her video comes up on my, uh, on my For You page. And she does-

• 51:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Reviews of food, no food. Now, the second weird part is, she starts her videos with, "Come with me to try said food." She never leaves the bathroom. So, I'm immediately, I'm just confused.

• 51:31Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 51:31Cameron Kennedy?

  The captions say food reviews.

• 51:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 51:34Cameron Kennedy?

  The video says, "Come with me to try this." She never leaves the bathroom, and it's a one-take Drake. Like, she doesn't show the food, she doesn't get in the car. "We're not going with you anywhere." We're just listening to her talk about these foods. But she literally says, "Come with me to try." So, those are the two first things. I just don't get it, right? And maybe that's why I was so intrigued.

• 51:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I thought this was going somewhere else. Okay, we're good.

• 51:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, we're good.

• 51:52Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, I thought she was like reviewing it coming out.

• 51:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I would have, I would have literally bought a napalm strike and found where this woman lives if she was reviewing her turds after eating new, cool, niche restaurants. She said, "Review the new Cajun pasta."

• 52:15Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "Little spicy coming in, little more coming out." No, I would have, I would have done illegal activity.

• 52:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's not a bad idea, though.

• 52:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a, that's not, really, it's not, but you can't show that. Anyway.

• 52:27Peyton Hardin?

  She, yeah.

• 52:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a good, yeah, I go, "Oh, God, it hurts." She, so she doesn't leave, she's reviewing the foods. But the problem I have, right? And she has this like, very steady, almost like a broadcaster voice. Like, it's monotone, but it's not annoying. But she never, there's no fluctuation.

• 52:44Peyton Hardin?

  Right, right.

• 52:44Cameron Kennedy?

  So, I'm like, my idea, she's circling.

• 52:47Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 52:47Cameron Kennedy?

  And then it dawns on me. The dishes she's naming are some of the longest names I have ever heard in food. And I wrote them down.

• 52:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, shit.

• 52:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm gonna read these to you.

• 52:59Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 53:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And I can literally show you the video. I'm not making any of this up. I'm going to read this to you. And I want, I just want your opinion, and then I have a question.

• 53:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 53:08Cameron Kennedy?

  "Come with me to try the brand-new Yuzu Pepperoni Cup Ranch Vodka Pasta Sausage."

• 53:16Peyton Hardin?

  Glad, man.

• 53:19Peyton Hardin?

  The Yuzu.

• 53:20Cameron Kennedy?

  What the is that? What like honestly?

• 53:22Peyton Hardin?

  If you were to ask me to describe what color that is, I couldn't do it.

• 53:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even know what it tastes like. I don't know what it is.

• 53:27Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know what genre of food that is.

• 53:29Cameron Kennedy?

  The Yuzu pepperoni cup ranch vodka pasta sausage hole. What the am I eating, bro? Oh, my God.

• 53:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you cut that light. Oh, your thing hit the bar.

• 53:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm so sorry.

• 53:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, I thought it was the overhead. That's strange.

• 53:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Are we ready to record again?

• 53:44Peyton Hardin?

  We're super ready.

• 53:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, Peyton's Peyton's Peyton's fat haunch has turned off one of our overhead lights. So you had to turn it back on. I'm sorry. Okay, that's the first dish. Second one, ready?

• 53:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yep.

• 53:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Again, I just tell me what you even think this is.

• 53:57Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 53:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Dubai chocolate cream cheese everything bagel cinnamon bun.

• 54:01Peyton Hardin?

  Seen that.

• 54:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 54:03Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to God, I've seen that. Isn't that the chocolate with the little green motherfucker in it?

• 54:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's the first two words. And then there's cream cheese, everything bagel cinnamon bun.

• 54:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 54:11Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's a cinnamon roll with everything bagel seasoning with green pistachio cream cheese chocolate on it.

• 54:15Peyton Hardin?

  Mmm.

• 54:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You for making that.

• 54:16Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh.

• 54:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That is like, that is like you were, you were.

• 54:19Peyton Hardin?

  You got, no, I was gonna say you gotta be high.

• 54:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, give me that TikTok shop chocolate, go make cinnamon rolls, get a little bit of everything bagel and some cream cheese. Yeah, you gotta be. You gotta be fried out of your mind.

• 54:28Peyton Hardin?

  That's not weed, that's DMT.

• 54:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 54:30Peyton Hardin?

  You can't get that.

• 54:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go. Next one. Come with me and she says it like this. Come with me to try the new Nashville hot saffron mochi wagyu beef sandwich. Like, like, why are the names so long?

• 54:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 54:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No one's ordering this. I'm not going up to it. I'm, I'm never in my life gonna walk up to you and say, hey, dog, let me get, uh, let me get a Yuzu pepperoni cup ranch vodka pasta sausage.

• 54:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't even say it without cracking.

• 55:01Peyton Hardin?

  I can't even describe what these things, where do you buy these things? Where do you find it?

• 55:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and, oh my God, the, the place she lives.

• 55:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's called Miamiapolis, Wisconsin. There's a bunch of.

• 55:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, she's from, she's.

• 55:14Cameron Kennedy?

  There's, they're from a different era, bro. They're, they're, they're multiverse.

• 55:17Peyton Hardin?

  She's like those same people that, you know, the ones that, what was that family? The Whitakers?

• 55:21Cameron Kennedy?

  They live there?

• 55:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You went to school, right, Ray?

• 55:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It's educational.

• 55:30Peyton Hardin?

  It is.

• 55:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Basically, a bunch of brothers and sisters.

• 55:33Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 55:35Cameron Kennedy?

  West Virginia. Weird.

• 55:37Peyton Hardin?

  The Whittakers. I remember the first time I saw that. I was in my underwear. I thought my mom showed me on a home desktop.

• 55:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought I showed you in my place.

• 55:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, my mom showed me that. My mom showed me a bunch of things that have to me up.

• 55:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mom, yeah, she was preparing you for world.

• 55:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Golly, my mom was sheltering me. She said, "Don't look at those. Those are right."

• 55:54Peyton Hardin?

  My mom said, "Look." Two more.

• 55:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Come with me to try the new grilled cheese salmon corn casserole soup chowder.

• 56:05Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a

• 56:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you kidding me?

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  It sounds like it was Dwight Schrute pack of lunch.

• 56:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, that's like, literally.

• 56:11Peyton Hardin?

  That's exactly what these are.

• 56:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And the last one, which is arguably the worst.

• 56:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:15Cameron Kennedy?

  So, we went to this place and come with me to try the new spicy heavy cream caviar vodka martini with blue cheese olives alla mode.

• 56:22Peyton Hardin?

  That's a drink.

• 56:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a drink. No drink in the history of alcohol should be that long.

• 56:28Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I wish, so she does not show images of this?

• 56:31Cameron Kennedy?

  She doesn't show the food!

• 56:33Peyton Hardin?

  They don't think this is real.

• 56:34Cameron Kennedy?

  She doesn't, I can show you the video right now, but I don't want to do that.

• 56:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:36Cameron Kennedy?

  She doesn't show the food. She doesn't eat the food. She doesn't leave her bathroom. So, I'm like, is she trolling me? Am I a rat in her race?

• 56:43Peyton Hardin?

  I need to see what she looks like, because I can tell crazy.

• 56:46Cameron Kennedy?

  She looks very honest.

• 56:47Peyton Hardin?

  And those are the ones that'll get, so did Ted Bundy. You know what I mean? Yeah, you know what I mean?

• 56:53Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, "We can just go, we can have a great time, watch a little movie."

• 56:57Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. Dahmer had people come back to the crib.

• 56:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's watch a, put that knife down.

• 57:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Put that knife down. Go turn on the movie. I'll be right back. No, I'm not getting from Mel to hide. Why would you ask?

• 57:09Peyton Hardin?

  I definitely think Dahmer could have, could have rizzed up CJ.

• 57:19Peyton Hardin?

  CJ would have been like, "A beer, a movie, and a good time?" He's like, "Fuck me, call Call of Duty on..."

• 57:27Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, "You throw Call of Duty and some antioxidant fruits in there, I'll stay the night."

• 57:33Peyton Hardin?

  CJ was like, "Is that a frozen fruit?" It's somebody's pancreas.

• 57:39Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, "Hell, they said these were..."

• 57:43Peyton Hardin?

  Right when he's biting into it.

• 57:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, CJ would have got... Oh my god, but my question was...

• 57:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, there's a question?

• 57:51Cameron Kennedy?

  My question was, would you, like, if you... I want to see if you're in the same headspace as me. If we opened up a restaurant and you made some cool shit, right?

• 58:00Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 58:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, what would you name it? My shit would literally be, it'd be like, "Good bread." Like, "We have the good bread." We don't have spicy martini, veggie pasta, cream cheese, blue olives, all of them.

• 58:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, see, I hate, it's one of my biggest pet peeves when dishes are named after the ingredients. I should, that should be in little font under. Give me a big name, little font with ingredients.

• 58:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me, uh, "The Grand Pasta." Tell me what's in it.

• 58:23Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 58:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Not spicy martini, vegatoni, rigatoni, some, some, some, blue cheese olives, all of them.

• 58:29Peyton Hardin?

  With a half a tablespoon. I don't give a...

• 58:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Just name it something cool.

• 58:33Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 58:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No one can order, no one can order that without looking at their phone. Think about that.

• 58:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 58:36Cameron Kennedy?

  If you don't have a menu in front of me, I physically can't give you my money.

• 58:39Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I would have a bunch of cool names, Cam.

• 58:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, regular, okay, say we made a dope cheeseburger. Dope cheeseburger had a good little spice to it. It's called the...

• 58:46Peyton Hardin?

  The sloppy toppy.

• 58:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, if we invented a new fries, you double fry them, they're extra crispy, they're called the...

• 58:54Peyton Hardin?

  Power bottoms.

• 59:01Peyton Hardin?

  Can I get some sloppy toppy?

• 59:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Get a sloppy toppy, side order a power bottoms. Like, that's a fire restaurant.

• 59:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, a couple more.

• 59:08Peyton Hardin?

  With the, with the drink, a nice martini called the dominatrix.

• 59:11Cameron Kennedy?

  The doma what? The dominatrix? What the hell's in that drink?

• 59:17Peyton Hardin?

  Something red and leathery.

• 59:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 59:29Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if this is gonna get monetized or not.

• 59:31Cameron Kennedy?

  We fused, we fused two goaded appetizers together. It's fried pickles.

• 59:35Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, hold on.

• 59:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Fried pickles with a side of queso. We whip that together, we serve it at the same time, and it's called a...

• 59:39Peyton Hardin?

  Uh-uh.

• 59:40Cameron Kennedy?

  What were you gonna say? You look like a (bleep) skater. Oh my god, you look like you're wearing supers right now.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what I was gonna say... It has to get muted.

• 59:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Fried pickles with a side of queso, we put it out at the same time, and it's called a...

• 59:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's a shareable?

• 59:49Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a shareable, it's right there, it's called a...

• 59:51Peyton Hardin?

  The (bleep). If it's a shareable.

• 59:55Peyton Hardin?

  If you want a PG version, the swingers. Bro, that is having sex with a restaurant.

• 1:00:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's good though, yeah, you have a (bleep), you have a freaky restaurant. You go to get in, it's like a cover charge, but it's like you just gotta show something vulnerable. Like, you don't have to pay money, you should probably be like...

• 1:00:10Peyton Hardin?

  And show it. Every Wednesday, you see CJ in the corner.

• 1:00:16Cameron Kennedy?

  This Wednesday, we have our main attraction, CJ Man (bleep) on the stage, he's just like...

• 1:00:25Cameron Kennedy?

  This episode is brought to you by SeatGeek and Cameron O. Cameron.

• 1:00:29Peyton Hardin?

  Talk to me.

• 1:00:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Guess what's in August?

• 1:00:30Peyton Hardin?

  What is it?

• 1:00:31Cameron Kennedy?

  The weekend.

• 1:00:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:00:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I talk about him in this episode as well, he's my favorite artist of all time. And it is, he is such a highly, highly sought-after artist.

• 1:00:40Peyton Hardin?

  He's a genius!

• 1:00:41Cameron Kennedy?

  And there's so many people, so many places to get tickets. But the only place I trust to get my tickets.

• 1:00:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I already know who.

• 1:00:47Cameron Kennedy?

  SeatGeek, I swear to you, anytime I go to WWE.

• 1:00:50Peyton Hardin?

  SeatGeek.

• 1:00:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Anytime I go to a concert.

• 1:00:53Peyton Hardin?

  SeatGeek.

• 1:00:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Anytime I go to like a, like a fighting event.

• 1:00:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wasn't that, oh yeah, SeatGeek.

• 1:00:57Cameron Kennedy?

  SeatGeek, I promise you, Dallas Mavericks games, all I do is use SeatGeek. The app is amazing and it's super easy for me. I'll download the app, get the ticket I want, right? And then it like puts it in this like list of like, it reminds me of like all the events I'm going to. I got this Dallas Mavericks game, I got this WWE thing I'm going to, I got the weekend. And I, I swear on everything I love, I go to SeatGeek. With over 28 million downloads, SeatGeek is the number one rated ticketing app. There are more than 70,000 events listed on SeatGeek, including, like P said, sports, concerts, festivals, and so much more.

• 1:01:34Peyton Hardin?

  You thought I'm kidding. I genuinely have the SeatGeek app on my phone. And first of all, look at all these different events, concerts you can pick from. But then I go to my tickets. You thought I was lying. The weekend after hours till dawn, August 27th. I'm going to that. Thanks to SeatGeek. SeatGeek has your back. Each ticket is rated on a scale from 1 to 10, so you know you're getting a good deal. So look for the green dots. Green means good, red means bad. Plus, every ticket is backed by their buyer guarantee. And you already know, we came through for you guys, so you can use code YSK10 for 10% off your next set of tickets at SeatGeek. That's 10% off your tickets with promo code YSK10. Make sure you click the link in the description to download the app and have the code automatically added to your account,

• 1:02:18Peyton Hardin?

  so you can use it later. Thank you, SeatGeek. We absolutely love you.

• 1:02:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, SeatGeek, so much. I can't wait to go to more events because of you. Thank you. I love you.

• 1:02:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, today's the rest of the episode.

• 1:02:31Peyton Hardin?

  Alright buddy, so I have something to tell you, and you inspired me. I'll just say that.

• 1:02:37Cameron Kennedy?

  How, how long was the closet and how long were you in there? How big was it and how long were you in there? I knew the whole time. We loved you, baby. We love you the same. Ain't no worries. We love you the same.

• 1:02:48Peyton Hardin?

  None of this should matter.

• 1:02:49Cameron Kennedy?

  None of this matters in this world. We're all just little specks of dust on this world, man. We're gonna, we're gonna be put six feet deep and who cares about legacy?

• 1:02:56Peyton Hardin?

  I'm my, I'm my Tyson. I got the regular Joe Smo. Doesn't matter. We're all gonna die. Okay, you have something, a secret to tell me?

• 1:03:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You, yes, and you inspired me. So first, I want to give you your flowers. Peyton inspired me to be a better man, and then I'm gonna get straight to it. So, uh, pretty much for the bane of our existence, I've always been the healthier friend. And that's just obvious, right? Now, I have became lackluster. Some would say, lackluster.

• 1:03:19Peyton Hardin?

  You got thick.

• 1:03:19Cameron Kennedy?

  One more time for the audio, lackluster.

• 1:03:21Peyton Hardin?

  Got thick.

• 1:03:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I didn't say that, you [BLEEP]. I didn't say I got thick. I said I got lackluster with health.

• 1:03:27Peyton Hardin?

  Little overlap on the pants.

• 1:03:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Little, little, I had to start buying 40s.

• 1:03:31Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever you put on a belt, you gotta lift.

• 1:03:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I, I lift, I go [HURRICHESSS]

• 1:03:36Peyton Hardin?

  I do it too.

• 1:03:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I do too. If the pants too tight. But you inspired me to like slowly creep back into my healthy bag. And I did that by going to a food market. So something like your Whole Foods, Sprouts, but it wasn't like name brand. It was like a franchise. It was like a local one.

• 1:03:52Peyton Hardin?

  Like a local, like a farmer's market?

• 1:03:54Cameron Kennedy?

  But it was in a building. So it wasn't like outside, but it was in a building.

• 1:03:57Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:03:57Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go there, right? And I'm thinking, man, I'm just get some healthy shit, bro. And Peyton can't be healthier than me. Like he's, his bio age is like 80. I gotta be healthy. So I asked the worker, I'm being vulnerable. You know me, I have no problem talking to workers. I go, hey, man, y'all got like, like, what is something healthy that I could really get? Now, I don't want to do his accent and I'm not making fun of him, but it kind of adds. He goes, egg. I go, okay, I mean, I love eggs. He goes, no, no, but egg. I said, no, I heard you, dog. I heard you. I got eggs at the house. He goes, no, you need this egg. I'm like, all right, they have special eggs, superpower eggs. Peyton?

• 1:04:31Cameron Kennedy?

  This man goes to the back. He comes back and he brings me an egg. That is as black as your mic. It looks like a literal dragon is having a baby. And I go, what is that? He goes, good egg. Good for you. I go, oh, no, but it's black and I'm not going to eat that.

• 1:04:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:55Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, no, no, it's black because it's 100 years old.

• 1:04:59Peyton Hardin?

  He brought you a dinosaur egg?

• 1:05:00Cameron Kennedy?

  He brought me an egg that's older than most wines that cost thousands of dollars.

• 1:05:06Peyton Hardin?

  How did he get this egg?

• 1:05:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't know who he is. And they was like, is this how to train your dragon? What is this? What is this egg? I'm not eating it. I'm not taking it. And why are you just holding it in your hand?

• 1:05:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Why is it not packaged properly? He goes, do you like? I go, no.

• 1:05:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't want to.

• 1:05:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Be honest, no.

• 1:05:20Peyton Hardin?

  Take it back to the museum.

• 1:05:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I was talking about like a fruit, maybe a salad or something. He goes, try egg. Brings me a six pack.

• 1:05:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm not kidding when I say this egg is black as night.

• 1:05:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:05:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's called the century egg. It's a 100-year-old preserved egg. So this egg was hatched before our grandparents were born. And I have it here today and we're gonna eat it.

• 1:05:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not eating that.

• 1:05:47Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna eat a 100-year-old, black-as-night egg.

• 1:05:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not eating that.

• 1:05:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you are.

• 1:05:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's how that works. I don't give a-

• 1:05:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you don't get to say that. I tried that- Hot sauce, I ate the little octopuses and dead crickets. No.

• 1:05:58Peyton Hardin?

  Let me be completely honest.

• 1:05:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm grabbing right now.

• 1:06:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm lactose intolerant. I can't-

• 1:06:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine. You can eat the egg. It's fine. You can eat the egg.

• 1:06:04Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not-

• 1:06:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you ready to see this egg? You're not ready. You're not ready for the picture.

• 1:06:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not ready for the picture.

• 1:06:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's not even in English. It's not in English.

• 1:06:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I know. That's why the guy sounded like that.

• 1:06:19Peyton Hardin?

  That's not-

• 1:06:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Take the egg. I need you to, I need you to look at that picture.

• 1:06:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's a one, a 100-year-old preserved duck egg?

• 1:06:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not even from a chicken.

• 1:06:31Peyton Hardin?

  You haven't eaten duck? Nah, Cam, I can't do that, bub.

• 1:06:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're doing it. I'm gonna do it with you. We're gonna- It is literally, hold on. Y'all have to see this.

• 1:06:44Peyton Hardin?

  I can't, I can't eat a 100-year-old egg. Cameron, I can't do that. Jin and I can't do that.

• 1:06:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, buddy, we're gonna do it together.

• 1:06:51Peyton Hardin?

  I can't eat that.

• 1:06:52Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna experim- hey, you're on your healthy kick.

• 1:06:54Peyton Hardin?

  I can't, I can't, I can't eat eggs.

• 1:06:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, yes, you can.

• 1:06:57Peyton Hardin?

  I don't eat eggs. I don't eat four-neg.

• 1:06:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I know. And I know you said that. And you're on record saying that. You're gonna eat this four-neg.

• 1:07:03Peyton Hardin?

  You're gonna eat this four-neg. Your throat's already closing up. No, dude, my, my, my eyes are watering.

• 1:07:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I am highly concerned-

• 1:07:08Peyton Hardin?

  It's in styrofoam. It's in styrofoam.

• 1:07:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Why, dude, it looks like-

• 1:07:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God, I see it in there.

• 1:07:14Cameron Kennedy?

  It looks like, it doesn't look so black from the outside here. It looks like a velociraptor.

• 1:07:17Peyton Hardin?

  It literally is green. No smell, smell a lot of styrofoam.

• 1:07:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It smells like a toy.

• 1:07:22Peyton Hardin?

  Styro what?

• 1:07:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Styrofoam.

• 1:07:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's foam.

• 1:07:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Foam, styrofoam.

• 1:07:25Peyton Hardin?

  You said phone.

• 1:07:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I.

• 1:07:27Peyton Hardin?

  Replay it.

• 1:07:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Styrofoam. Okay.

• 1:07:29Peyton Hardin?

  Alright dude, hurry up, let's do this.

• 1:07:30Cameron Kennedy?

  This is the century egg 100. Okay, so it expires in 2025, so did this bitch hatch in 1925?

• 1:07:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I don't know, man.

• 1:07:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know about a styrofoam, I don't know about a styrofoam, plastic egg that has an expiration date that's 100 years old.

• 1:07:43Peyton Hardin?

  Wait.

• 1:07:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not 100% sure that we're not gonna be babysitting a toilet later.

• 1:07:47Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, Cam, I can't, I just got unsick, I can't eat this.

• 1:07:49Cameron Kennedy?

  We have to.

• 1:07:50Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I can't.

• 1:07:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to, brother.

• 1:07:51Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not, I don't eat eggs, I don't eat eggs, eggs disgust me, regard, who is this?

• 1:07:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Oh my god, they're individually packaged.

• 1:07:59Peyton Hardin?

  No, Cam.

• 1:08:00Cameron Kennedy?

  This is green with black specks.

• 1:08:02Peyton Hardin?

  What is this? I don't know what this is. Cam, hand me the, Cam, hand me the egg.

• 1:08:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:08:09Peyton Hardin?

  Why is it in a little plastic pouch?

• 1:08:10Cameron Kennedy?

  If I, oh, oh my, it's a little.

• 1:08:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's hard.

• 1:08:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It's in a little dime bag, are we about to eat a raw egg?

• 1:08:15Peyton Hardin?

  I can't eat this, Cam, it's yoki.

• 1:08:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I think, I think it's, I think it's boiled, I think it's boiled, cuz it wasn't refrigerated.

• 1:08:20Peyton Hardin?

  Eggs don't have shells, Cam.

• 1:08:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, they do, until you.

• 1:08:23Peyton Hardin?

  I've never had eggs.

• 1:08:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Slimy.

• 1:08:24Peyton Hardin?

  Why is your shit wet?

• 1:08:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, don't smell it, don't smell it, don't, no, don't smell it, don't smell it, don't smell it, don't smell it. No, don't smell it, bro, I'm tell, I'm trying to help you, I'm trying to help you out, don't smell it.

• 1:08:32Peyton Hardin?

  I can't get out of the wrapper.

• 1:08:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm trying to help you, it's wet, oh my god, it's oily.

• 1:08:34Peyton Hardin?

  Cameron.

• 1:08:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It's.

• 1:08:36Peyton Hardin?

  Cameron, it literally looks like they put clear coat on, polish on it.

• 1:08:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know, this egg's mummified, don't smell, I told, I told, I told you.

• 1:08:44Peyton Hardin?

  Mmm, oh my.

• 1:08:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't smell the egg, don't smell the egg, you're gonna kill the dragon.

• 1:08:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I think it's, I think, I think it's hard boiled, I'm giving it.

• 1:08:57Peyton Hardin?

  I can smell myself now.

• 1:08:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm giving it decent pressure and it's not popping, it's hard boiled.

• 1:09:01Peyton Hardin?

  Cameron, oh my gosh.

• 1:09:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam, I'm not, I'm terrified, why is it so dense? My god, it's 100 years of density.

• 1:09:05Peyton Hardin?

  I could literally.

• 1:09:06Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ. Yeah, this, this, this off of a bit.

• 1:09:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, where did all the polish go?

• 1:09:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:09:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, it's dried now, mine dried up, mine dried up. Mine dried up, I have a dried up 100 year old duck egg.

• 1:09:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, mine's gone too. Mine's gone too.

• 1:09:20Peyton Hardin?

  Stop smelling it.

• 1:09:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it smells not good.

• 1:09:22Peyton Hardin?

  Get it off of me, get off of me.

• 1:09:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, the picture, dude, no. I'm not gonna lie, y'all need to look at that one more time.

• 1:09:27Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, that's what we're. Is there an instruction manual on it?

• 1:09:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:09:30Peyton Hardin?

  Please, I can't.

• 1:09:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I wouldn't be able to read it.

• 1:09:32Peyton Hardin?

  I can literally feel my ovaries baking.

• 1:09:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, me too, um.

• 1:09:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:09:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That guy's a liar, this one has eight grams of protein, this is no different than.

• 1:09:39Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, this is the most holy thing in the world?

• 1:09:41Cameron Kennedy?

  My god, this guy, this guy probably watches our show and he's trying to make a film.

• 1:09:44Peyton Hardin?

  I ate eggs, I ate, oh, I can't eat eggs, I can't eat.

• 1:09:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't eat eggs. Cam, they have the nerve to say cage free. Yeah, we didn't lock the dragon in a castle. We got his offspring cage free. Okay, look, just pooped out from, from a literal mythical creature. Look. Oh, man. Oh, man. I have this policy with my dietary restrictions. I have, I have a policy. I cannot eat eggs unless I cook them. And even when I cook them, I, I near like, like make them like burnt. Cameron. Oh my God, Peyton. What? Give it a little knuckle, like a, like a firm knock on a door. Not, not a punch, not a, not a knockout. Give it a little knock. Look at the heck.

• 1:10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Cam? Oh, what is that? No, what is that? No, what is that? No, what is that? No, what is that?

• 1:10:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, this smell got worse. Oh, my God, this smell got so much worse. Oh, my, oh, my God, it's buoyant. That's not the right word, but oh, my God, look at this. Oh, my God, it's sponge. Oh, my God. I'm eating a dog toy. I'm eating one of Ruby's toys. Oh, my God, this is like a Kong. This is the thing I put peanut butter and treats in for. I smell it. Oh, me sideways. My God, it's different levels of black. Hey. No, there's nothing wrong. I love them all, but oh. This is a recoil. Hold on.

• 1:11:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that shouldn't be like that. Shade that booty meat. Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. Lift up the booty cheeks. Bang, bang. Okay, I don't, we, I don't, I don't think I can behave this way. Brother, I think we just have to. No, it's, no, this is the worst smell I've ever smelled in my life. It's, it's, it's. This is worse than my father. No, it's honestly, it's. Dude, I can't breathe without it being in me. Don't look at the top. Don't, oh, don't look at the top of it. Oh, my God, when you start, oh, it looks like it has a little hairs. Oh, my God. No, no, I don't do hairs. I don't do hairs. I don't do hairs. I don't do hair on food. Don't look at the top. Oh, my God, yours is clean. Yours is clean. Mine's hairy.

• 1:11:42Cameron Kennedy?

  This looks-

• 1:11:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, mine's got a little feet in it.

• 1:11:44Cameron Kennedy?

  This, yeah-

• 1:11:44Peyton Hardin?

  Mine's got a little duck feet, I can see where it-

• 1:11:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Are we about to eat a dragon? Am I eating a dragon?

• 1:11:49Peyton Hardin?

  Why is it, why does it look see-through? It looks translucent. It's, it smells so bad dude. It smells so bad.

• 1:11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  My son of a b- stinks. Oh no.

• 1:11:56Peyton Hardin?

  I, I, I'm not, no pod, no pod. I, I don't know if I can do this dude. I, I, I genuinely don't think I can do this. I don't know if this is good for, we have a world tour coming up.

• 1:12:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, I'm not gonna lie brother. I would normally let you slide. But you grilled my about the octopus. The inside's brown. The inside looks like magma. It's like brown and orange.

• 1:12:16Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, Cam, layer it, layer, look at that layer. Oh!

• 1:12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no!

• 1:12:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, there's goo in it.

• 1:12:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, no, that's not-

• 1:12:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's like- Oh my god, the dragon needs to sneeze!

• 1:12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a little green twinkie.

• 1:12:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, the dragon needs to sneeze, no.

• 1:12:33Peyton Hardin?

  This smell is getting worse, I'm hallucinating.

• 1:12:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I think, I-

• 1:12:35Peyton Hardin?

  You literally gave me the toad.

• 1:12:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not, I'm not, oh.

• 1:12:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, I think I might throw up. I think I'm- I think I might need to throw up.

• 1:12:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna start quacking.

• 1:12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I'm-

• 1:12:47Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, why is this red? I don't like, there's no consistency in either. Mine's super black and green, yours is super-

• 1:12:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I exposed the membrane!

• 1:12:55Peyton Hardin?

  Look, look, look, it's dripping.

• 1:13:01Peyton Hardin?

  Mine's dripping, Cam. Don't worry, there's four more.

• 1:13:05Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, bring me another one, bring me another one. God, it's on my fingers.

• 1:13:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't, I can't, oh my god, I can't escape it, I can't escape it.

• 1:13:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Why, I mean, this looks mythical.

• 1:13:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, people that do this, people that-

• 1:13:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, son of a- Stop, I can't, I gotta stop squeezing.

• 1:13:19Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, why is yours so textured?

• 1:13:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm s- Dude, it, oh my god, it's like a, it's like a poop, it's like a diarrhea green Nutella on the inside.

• 1:13:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, this, I really didn't think-

• 1:13:31Peyton Hardin?

  Why is it so wet?

• 1:13:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I listened to the small man about being healthy.

• 1:13:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, Cam, can you Google-

• 1:13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  He gave me dragon feet.

• 1:13:37Peyton Hardin?

  Mine has snow in it. So does mine. Wait- Looks like a Christmas ornament. Did you Google that we can eat this? No, literally, look. I know, I'm saying, can we eat this?

• 1:13:44Cameron Kennedy?

  He sold it to me.

• 1:13:46Peyton Hardin?

  Google if we can eat this, dude. I'm not, I, I-

• 1:13:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm not even-

• 1:13:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, mine is skin!

• 1:13:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm not even-

• 1:13:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Skin!

• 1:13:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, Peyton, I'm not even kidding.

• 1:13:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a little condom.

• 1:13:57Peyton Hardin?

  I just put this up to my nose-

• 1:13:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:59Peyton Hardin?

  And it smelled like I was sniffing propane.

• 1:14:01Speaker 04

  Yes, century eggs are edible and considered a delicacy in some cultures.

• 1:14:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry.

• 1:14:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so sorry.

• 1:14:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna throw up. You're gonna witness throw up. You're gonna witness on it.

• 1:14:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, get ready to pass the bag to me. Get ready to pass the bag to me. Get ready, I'm not wasting trash bags, get ready to pass back. Here, you get the bag, give me a bag. No, just wait. Oh.

• 1:14:19Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh.

• 1:14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'm, I'm just gonna go for it, honestly. I'm just gonna go for it.

• 1:14:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, it literally smells like a butthole.

• 1:14:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No. This is what they have to suck to become a-

• 1:14:32Peyton Hardin?

  Is that what you were talking about?

• 1:14:36Peyton Hardin?

  I was wondering what four shock, I didn't get the joke, but I laughed.

• 1:14:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I'm not gonna lie, I'm like, it, it, this, it's changing colors in my hand. I can't, like, if you, it's like one of those holograms, like it's eyes following-

• 1:14:45Peyton Hardin?

  I'll go first, I'll go first.

• 1:14:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we gotta go at the same time.

• 1:14:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, you go first, no, no, I, no, it has to separate.

• 1:14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I'll go first. Give me a countdown, from ten, I swear to god if you start at five, I'm not doing it.

• 1:14:53Peyton Hardin?

  You go first.

• 1:14:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, start from ten.

• 1:14:55Peyton Hardin?

  Three.

• 1:14:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, I, I do, this is gonna-

• 1:15:00Peyton Hardin?

  Ready?

• 1:15:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I think my heart skipped.

• 1:15:03Peyton Hardin?

  Four.

• 1:15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, give me the bag, if we're going opposite, give me the bag.

• 1:15:05Peyton Hardin?

  Five, four, three, two, one, one hundred year old egg, go!

• 1:15:14Peyton Hardin?

  Cameron.

• 1:15:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I smell it in your breath. You, you just exhaled and it went in me. You exhaled and it went in me. You exhaled and it went in me.

• 1:15:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no.

• 1:15:30Peyton Hardin?

  In the- Wait, sing, sing this song.

• 1:15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  In the arms of the angel, Camwin.

• 1:15:44Cameron Kennedy?

  In the arms of the Camwin.

• 1:15:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 1:15:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh! Mmm, it stinks.

• 1:15:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, uh-uh, we're gonna have to meet your gags. We have to meet the gags.

• 1:16:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, look at my eyes, look at my, look, look at me, my eyes. Oh. AP, am I a-

• 1:16:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, bro.

• 1:16:09Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, no offense to your profession- Yo delicacy. It was a good egg. It was not a good egg. It was not a good egg. Okay. Okay, so two things to warn you. Oh, every time I breathe inward, it hits my roof of my mouth. Okay, so the two things you have to worry about. Don't, don't warn me, please, please don't. Yes, fair. I can't, no, I can't spin to your spit bag. I need a new, I know, get that away from me. We don't have another bag. I don't give a, it's going on the floor. Okay, it's gotta go on the floor.

• 1:16:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it's not going on the floor.

• 1:16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me, you hit me on my foot! I didn't touch the bag with my spit, I went straight in the bag. Buy me a different bag. Oh, man, oh, this one's bleeding, this one's bleeding, it was stabbed.

• 1:16:43Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, I think it's time for people's favorite segment.

• 1:16:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no.

• 1:16:47Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, thank you guys so much for coming out.

• 1:16:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope, nope.

• 1:16:49Peyton Hardin?

  See you next week and I'll try the egg.

• 1:16:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my god, my hands stink.

• 1:16:54Peyton Hardin?

  I want everybody to smell this before. No, no, bro, stop. Peyton, stop, bro. Stop.

• 1:17:03Peyton Hardin?

  CJ, it's gonna fuck hell.

• 1:17:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, no, CJ's a demon.

• 1:17:06Peyton Hardin?

  I can't, I just smelled you.

• 1:17:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I think there's too many allergies, there's too many allergies.

• 1:17:10Peyton Hardin?

  He said, "No, I smelled you." No, I smell, I can't even smell, I just smell Peyton.

• 1:17:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I mean Peyton's fumigates too.

• 1:17:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no!

• 1:17:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's, dude. You ever been to like a beach at like, at dusk? What the, what do you, what does that even mean? When the sea hits the sand? Oh. And you get a little bit of, little bit of seaweed, a little bit of children's feet? A little bit of play bucket? My god, some of those stupid white people that bring their dogs?

• 1:17:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, well that, okay. Three, count, count me here. If this is too bad, I'm beating him up.

• 1:17:38Peyton Hardin?

  Ready?

• 1:17:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright.

• 1:17:39Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, dude, I don't think it's.

• 1:17:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is, one more time, here we go.

• 1:17:42Peyton Hardin?

  I'm a perv nation, I'm, I'm.

• 1:17:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's, no, I mean, I'm not gonna lie to you, bro, it doesn't get better. I love you to death, but it doesn't. Here we go, little sip of the ready. Okay, a couple, a couple of quick reminders, this is a 100-year-old egg, the century egg, it's a delicacy. It is black as night, it's Christmas themed, uh, it's from a dragon, and here we go. Peyton, on the count of five, you are indulging in the delicacy, ready? Good luck, brother, five, four, three, two, one. Big bite, big bite. Big bite.

• 1:18:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Big bite, there you go, oh, what a dog. What, yeah? I was in the middle of it? No, you got.

• 1:18:23Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 1:18:26Peyton Hardin?

  Bro. In the bag.

• 1:18:30Peyton Hardin?

  You. There's cops outside now.

• 1:18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  He got up and started grabbing his.

• 1:18:46Peyton Hardin?

  Such a bad idea.

• 1:18:50Cameron Kennedy?

  There's something in there?

• 1:18:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, there's like-

• 1:18:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Every time- CJ, you can't be like, "Clear it, clear it, get out of here."

• 1:18:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's CJ's stuff!

• 1:19:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I had to swallow, I had to swallow, there was a piece that was in my retainer. There was a piece in my permanent retainer I just had to swallow.

• 1:19:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, you're sm-!

• 1:19:10Peyton Hardin?

  Get it away, get it away, get it away!

• 1:19:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Take it outside to the cops.

• 1:19:13Peyton Hardin?

  Come here, no, come here, come here, come here, get this one out, get up, get up. Oh my god, I'm saving it for you.

• 1:19:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're try-

• 1:19:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:19:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Patreon.

• 1:19:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all get to eat the whole thing though.

• 1:19:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm, I need 1100, I'm already down 500 from you. What the is he having in his hand?

• 1:19:29Cameron Kennedy?

  So I brought us drinks, alright? The same guy said-

• 1:19:32Peyton Hardin?

  What's wrong with you? I'm not drinking anything, it's a 100 year old dragon piss? What is that? I'm not drinking that!

• 1:19:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, this is, this is just straight up to, this is a reward, okay?

• 1:19:41Peyton Hardin?

  I need something in my mouth, I'm about to-

• 1:19:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, no, no, you need to calm down, there's a glass marble, we have to shoot in there.

• 1:19:45Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:19:49Peyton Hardin?

  There's a marble in the drink? We have to pop a marble into the beverage drink? What is this? What is this?

• 1:19:58Cameron Kennedy?

  So you got, it says, "Take off the opener." "Take off the opener from plastic cap." "Place the opener at the, at the top of the bottle and press down with your palm."

• 1:20:11Cameron Kennedy?

  So right here, look. No, no, no, no, this?

• 1:20:15Peyton Hardin?

  You look like a f- Neanderthal that just developed a tool. You said-

• 1:20:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You take this, go right here. Or no, right here, you were right, and then we gotta push firm. And then it says, "Hold for 5 seconds because it might spew out."

• 1:20:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Strong, ain't they? How they getting these marbles out?

• 1:20:37Cameron Kennedy?

  What is happening? Wait, is it this?

• 1:20:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, here we go. Here we go. Look, look.

• 1:20:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, now we can bring it here. Okay, now we got it.

• 1:20:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Now we got it. Sorry it took us a minute. Now we're going here.

• 1:20:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's what's ever in that egg.

• 1:20:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, hold it, hold it, hold it. Oh, you see the little fish? See that marble? My god, why are we drinking marbles? Cheers, bro.

• 1:21:04Peyton Hardin?

  Cheers. Cam, this is like, we find out this like Komodo dragon piss, I'm gonna dude, I can't, I can't take, that egg is in my permanent retainer still.

• 1:21:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that, we're gonna talk about that texture here in a second.

• 1:21:13Peyton Hardin?

  Every time I breathe, I'm tasting it.

• 1:21:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally, it's still in my mouth.

• 1:21:16Peyton Hardin?

  Cheers.

• 1:21:17Cameron Kennedy?

  This is Hawaiian blue, uh, Ramon, Ramon. What the?

• 1:21:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Not a bad drink. It's kinda like a...

• 1:21:27Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, no liquid is coming out of mine.

• 1:21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Is yours broken?

• 1:21:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, it's the marble. They, they make you drink in portions?

• 1:21:41Peyton Hardin?

  Well, they are, they, I mean, we are used to being gluttonous.

• 1:21:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true.

• 1:21:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's actually really good.

• 1:21:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It is good. Why am I drinking a marble?

• 1:21:47Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, there is zero, zero fat, ni- oh, 20 grams of sugar.

• 1:21:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, they had us.

• 1:21:55Peyton Hardin?

  This is good. Well.

• 1:21:59Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you. That was the worst thing I've ever done. That was the worst thing ever, and I'm never gonna do that again. And honestly, Cam?

• 1:22:07Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I hope you know this.

• 1:22:10Peyton Hardin?

  I don't play to get even. What do I do?

• 1:22:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, I'm the one that's, I'm like, I'm, I'm negative 10. I, I'm trying to get back to even.

• 1:22:17Peyton Hardin?

  I play to win.

• 1:22:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:22:19Peyton Hardin?

  And Cam? Next week, you gave me one thing.

• 1:22:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna give you four. What?

• 1:22:27Peyton Hardin?

  Just wait till next week.

• 1:22:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, I am telling you, as a god-fearing man, I'm not consuming four wicked Fear Factor-esque things next week. I made you eat one. Granted, it was 100 years old.

• 1:22:39Peyton Hardin?

  It was 100 years old, so that...

• 1:22:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It was 100 years old, that counts for a couple.

• 1:22:41Peyton Hardin?

  And it was from a dragon.

• 1:22:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a racist egg. Like that, like that was a racist egg. Like that egg?

• 1:22:46Peyton Hardin?

  Did not like it.

• 1:22:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, that egg did not want to be eaten by you.

• 1:22:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he's-

• 1:22:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 1:22:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's why it fell out of my hand. It's a- Get him out of here, Blacky, ah, get out of here. Quack, quack, ah, get out of here. Ah, get out of here, Blacky.

• 1:22:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah!

• 1:22:58Peyton Hardin?

  Dragon. If Pierce ate that egg, he'd become a- he'd become like-

• 1:23:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:23:02Peyton Hardin?

  Old Captain America.

• 1:23:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he'd go home and there'd just be a new white, pure white cocaine white gown in his closet.

• 1:23:07Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, wow.

• 1:23:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Um, okay.

• 1:23:13Peyton Hardin?

  This episode is brought to you by True Classic. Hey Cam, hold this.

• 1:23:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Appreciate ya.

• 1:23:18Peyton Hardin?

  True Classic has one mission, right? To make sure guys look good and feel even better. That is one thing that I can get behind.

• 1:23:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You're absolutely right. Something that I can get behind is they've perfectly nailed the fit, the feel, and the price across not only jeans, but tees and hoodies and activewear and everything else.

• 1:23:37Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:23:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, my gosh.

• 1:23:53Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:24:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Make sure you go get hooked up today and let me simply brag about the fit real quick.

• 1:24:15Peyton Hardin?

  Brag about it.

• 1:24:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Relaxed where you want to relax.

• 1:24:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:24:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Snug where you want it snugged. And guess what? There's no bunching.

• 1:24:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you tend to bunch a lot, thank god.

• 1:24:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm a bunchy man.

• 1:24:23Peyton Hardin?

  You're a bunchy little broad.

• 1:24:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I do tend to bunch, but thanks to True Classic, it is loose, it's snug, it's baggy, it's firm, it's everything you need, all in the right spots, all at one time. I'm not sure how they made that formula, but my god, they did it.

• 1:24:35Peyton Hardin?

  Remember, go to trueclassic.com/ysk to get hooked up today. No, on to the rest of the episode.

• 1:24:44Peyton Hardin?

  I have a question. It reminded me because I still have a hundred year old egg. Hey, can you put it down?

• 1:24:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Try this Hawaiian blue's hidden.

• 1:24:53Peyton Hardin?

  I do have a question, right? Because that reminds me of brushing-

• 1:24:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:24:57Peyton Hardin?

  That egg's getting to you.

• 1:24:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It is. I'm seeing things.

• 1:25:00Peyton Hardin?

  So, um-

• 1:25:03Peyton Hardin?

  I have a hundred year old egg in my permanent taint, so I'm gonna have to go brush my teeth, but I had a thought, right?

• 1:25:09Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm very passionate about this.

• 1:25:12Peyton Hardin?

  Do you brush your teeth in hot or cold water?

• 1:25:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent cold water.

• 1:25:17Peyton Hardin?

  And see, that's strange to me because I feel like that's counterproductive.

• 1:25:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not gonna lie. My friend made me brush. First off, I don't know why I let him make me brush my teeth. He made me brush my teeth in hot water one time. I felt like I was getting like poison.

• 1:25:27Peyton Hardin?

  You know.

• 1:25:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It sudden up in my mouth. It's like, it's like I just cussed and I was seven. Someone had a bar of soap. Oh.

• 1:25:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's why he made you brush your teeth. Get it out of there, Cam. No evidence.

• 1:25:39Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, come on, bro.

• 1:25:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, cold water, one hundred percent. Don't tell me anything else. It has nothing to do with the temperature. It's all about the toothpaste and brushing.

• 1:25:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's why you're on to me about my bi-weekly schedule of brushing my teeth. I'd rather brush my teeth bi-weekly than brush it with cold water. Because if you brush with cold water, you're not getting into there.

• 1:26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you, the one, the temperature of the water has nothing to do with the thistle.

• 1:26:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it does.

• 1:26:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Whisker. What am I?

• 1:26:07Peyton Hardin?

  Bristles.

• 1:26:07Cameron Kennedy?

  With the bristles.

• 1:26:08Peyton Hardin?

  Bristles, yes. No, okay, hundred percent. Because when I do choose to brush my teeth.

• 1:26:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Very rarely.

• 1:26:13Peyton Hardin?

  But when I do, I'm with hot water. That opens up the pores of your teeth and you get in there.

• 1:26:17Cameron Kennedy?

  The pores of your calcium?

• 1:26:19Peyton Hardin?

  Of your, of your, of your gums and stuff. That's like washing your face. You're supposed to do it with warm water. Open up your pores, right? And then get the soap in there.

• 1:26:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause it's skin.

• 1:26:27Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 1:26:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Dirtbag. It's not bones. It's not calcium. It's not teeth. No, it's not. It's literally not.

• 1:26:31Peyton Hardin?

  You're supposed to brush your teeth with warm water. Cold water, bad. Warm water, good.

• 1:26:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you're supposed to brush your teeth two times a day, not once a week. Two times a day, good. Once a week, bad. You don't follow the rules quite well, do you? Yeah, huh? You sissy little son of a. Yeah. You wanna get on rules?

• 1:26:48Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I honestly believe, I think you'd be better off if you brushed your teeth with a red oak branch. I honestly think if you walked outside, went up to a tree, went and then just at the end. One thing I did find out is I don't floss my teeth with regular floss anymore. I do a water pick.

• 1:27:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 1:27:05Peyton Hardin?

  But I genuinely thought this whole time, water flossing was better than using normal.

• 1:27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it is.

• 1:27:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, I've found out it's not.

• 1:27:14Cameron Kennedy?

  The water pig made me bleed, man.

• 1:27:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it makes me **** and bleed.

• 1:27:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god. It's like, it's like I swallowed glass.

• 1:27:19Peyton Hardin?

  But if I breathe too hard, I bleed.

• 1:27:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, cuz you're brushing, see, you're so, oh, my god, dude, you, you argue semantics even in your regular life. The fact, the honest to god fact that you just tried to get on this podcast and tell me I'm wrong for cold water when I brush these **** twice a day.

• 1:27:37Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you have veneers.

• 1:27:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't. These are, these are real teeth. I could rip one out and you'll see the root. You're not gonna see a bolt in a hanger. You're gonna see the root. You are gonna see a hole in my mouth.

• 1:27:47Peyton Hardin?

  You understand that that's, that it is, I think it's scientific. Let me see.

• 1:27:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you're not allowed to say that. I think you are voided from this conversation.

• 1:27:53Peyton Hardin?

  And I think that brings back to your ancestors, you telling me what I can and can't say. Well, I can't drink out of that water if I don't.

• 1:28:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That is like meat, that, no, that's just not allowed.

• 1:28:02Peyton Hardin?

  Are you supposed to?

• 1:28:04Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, I don't even think.

• 1:28:06Peyton Hardin?

  I would say it's safer to brush in boiling hot water than to, in cold water.

• 1:28:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd, are, I would, no.

• 1:28:12Peyton Hardin?

  I think, I think actually brushing in cold will **** up your enamel. I think it like breaks down your enamel.

• 1:28:16Cameron Kennedy?

  When did you go to dentist school? Well, where was I? I've known you for your adult life. Where the **** was I? Did I just fall in a cliff for a year? You just **** went and studied the human mouth and came back?

• 1:28:25Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's, I think you're so negative towards your mouth, I think that's where the problem is.

• 1:28:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I love my mouth. I'm in fear of your mouth.

• 1:28:32Peyton Hardin?

  I love your mouth, too.

• 1:28:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I know you do, and, and everyone hates yours.

• 1:28:34Peyton Hardin?

  You know what proves my point? Oh, no, some people love my mouth. Um, there, you know, proves my point, Cam, for a whole week's been, I think I have a cavity. I think I have a cavity. It's because you're brushing cold water.

• 1:28:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it turns out it was a bad piece of ham stuck in a molar. It really was, too. Bad piece of ham just stuck back there.

• 1:28:50Peyton Hardin?

  In conclusion, the temperature of the water that you brush your teeth.

• 1:28:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Does not matter. Oh, read it. Read it, you coward. Read it. Read it, you big tongue.

• 1:29:02Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it says, the temperature of the water used while brushing your teeth is all up to your personal preference, but never use hot water.

• 1:29:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you **** it? Hit it!

• 1:29:17Speaker 04

  Go Cameron, go Cameron, go Cameron, go Cameron, go Cameron, go Cameron, go Cameron.

• 1:29:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that, oh, before you, oh, before you speak, Spike McGruff. That right there, that right there is a dub with minimal vocab, minimal points argued. I sat back, let him demolish his own kingdom.

• 1:29:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, can I, I'm gonna address this, I'm gonna get into pop culture.

• 1:29:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm on my high horse.

• 1:29:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna address the comments real quick.

• 1:29:48Cameron Kennedy?

  What can you say?

• 1:29:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna address the comments real quick.

• 1:29:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Go, address them. Address me as, hey, hey, address me as king while you're at it.

• 1:29:56Peyton Hardin?

  Wow.

• 1:29:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, okay, now, let me cut the act real quick, no, I didn't, now, I didn't say another word. I said king, here we go.

• 1:30:02Peyton Hardin?

  Um, now.

• 1:30:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Go ahead.

• 1:30:03Peyton Hardin?

  I've seen the comments recently, right?

• 1:30:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:06Peyton Hardin?

  As I've been up here the past year, like, to all 2025, honestly. I have been seeing, I have been feeling that I've won 90% of the debates. I feel like from our studio audience, they felt the same way.

• 1:30:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:30:20Peyton Hardin?

  And I've been reading online that I've been winning the debates.

• 1:30:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:30:24Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 1:30:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'll be, I'll be partial.

• 1:30:26Peyton Hardin?

  But then, I read the YouTube comments. And all of them, especially this last fat. All of this, recently, they've been saying Peyton hasn't won any of these debates. And it literally has thrown me for a loop. Comment section, I, I see you. But then I got to thinking. Accountability isn't my middle name.

• 1:30:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it never has, never will, but you could try to pay for it, and they're not gonna give it to you.

• 1:30:53Peyton Hardin?

  But factual, hard proof evidences in study is, right? This is what I found out. The YouTube audience, the ones watching right now, and the Spotify audience listening, hey, how are you? Can you get us back on the charts, please?

• 1:31:08Peyton Hardin?

  All the people watching right now. They know us, right? They see us every day. They have a predetermined, they may have seen us for years, they know us for years, like, we're family at this point. We hang out every Monday.

• 1:31:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Cousins.

• 1:31:22Peyton Hardin?

  And then Patreon, we are on all these other things.

• 1:31:24Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go.

• 1:31:26Peyton Hardin?

  They've been accustomed for years of me being wrong. And so they've had an attachment to that of me being wrong.

• 1:31:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Attachment to?

• 1:31:32Peyton Hardin?

  And so on, and so whenever I start to get this stride of wins, they can't accept it. Because if you go over to TikTok with the 10,000 pages that clip these things, if you go in the comment section of those, they all say, wow, Peyton's body in cam recently. Peyton's been on a winning streak. Instagram's been saying the same thing. Clips, I win. If they watch the full length because they have biases and attachment.

• 1:31:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 1:32:00Peyton Hardin?

  And favorites because of this whole, because this whole Peyton and Cam thing. That's what it is.

• 1:32:05Cameron Kennedy?

  So, okay, for the record, for our beloved family, just came out of his mouth, for our family.

• 1:32:11Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, tell my family.

• 1:32:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you don't even know your Earl Pauls and everyone else's.

• 1:32:16Peyton Hardin?

  R.I.P. Paul actually died recently.

• 1:32:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you get the guitars?

• 1:32:23Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, it is.

• 1:32:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but I think, I think.

• 1:32:26Peyton Hardin?

  We put them on the wall.

• 1:32:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I think my mom talked about it.

• 1:32:29Peyton Hardin?

  Put them on the wall and you have Paul wall.

• 1:32:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's.

• 1:32:31Peyton Hardin?

  Go to Jersey Hotel and give me a grill.

• 1:32:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a bit much. Honestly, blessings to you and your family.

• 1:32:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's more of a conversation you have to take. I think my mom said, ain't no Paul jokes. I think she actually said that.

• 1:32:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Then I'm sorry. I'm sorry, mama. But back to, back to the issue at hand. So what I'm hearing, YSK, family and Koala Club, family, deepest of family, we share blood. Peyton is now to satisfy and itch his own hairy, pimple infested back.

• 1:33:05Peyton Hardin?

  I have no pimples on my back.

• 1:33:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a very clean back. I said that to be rude. He is taking the opinions of outsiders.

• 1:33:13Peyton Hardin?

  People with no, people with no biases, yes.

• 1:33:17Peyton Hardin?

  Just like a judge would.

• 1:33:18Cameron Kennedy?

  He is taking the opinion.

• 1:33:19Peyton Hardin?

  We trust the judge, don't we?

• 1:33:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the.

• 1:33:21Peyton Hardin?

  Not the counsel. Not the people walking into the courtroom. Not the friends and family.

• 1:33:27Cameron Kennedy?

  But they also.

• 1:33:28Peyton Hardin?

  Shut the. Not the friends and family, right? We trust the in the gown in the gavel.

• 1:33:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And that is the, I would argue that's the only example that you could take that fights for your cause. If you go to basketball, are you gonna trust the random guy that doesn't have any biases? Are you gonna trust the analysts that have been around the sport for 20 years? AKA, the family.

• 1:33:48Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  If you go to boxing, are you gonna do the random drunk guy in a bar that's eating cactus jack pickles?

• 1:33:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, I wouldn't.

• 1:33:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Or are you gonna listen to the boxing professional?

• 1:33:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no. Oh, no. They're not the, they are, they, but they are the drunk. They are the drunk hecklers. They are.

• 1:34:02Cameron Kennedy?

  They are.

• 1:34:02Peyton Hardin?

  Because they have biases. They play for, they, they support a team. Team Cam or team Peyton?

• 1:34:08Cameron Kennedy?

  They've been around the sport.

• 1:34:08Peyton Hardin?

  There's biases.

• 1:34:09Cameron Kennedy?

  But they know the sport. I can hate the Celtics. If I've been around basketball, I know Tatum.

• 1:34:14Peyton Hardin?

  Anyway, all this to say.

• 1:34:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, he's rather, he's taking the opinions of outsiders more than y'all.

• 1:34:20Peyton Hardin?

  All, all this to say.

• 1:34:23Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton versus Cam tour. Do not go in there. Being like, oh, I don't, haven't liked Peyton's argument. Yeah, no, no, no. You go in there with who you prefer, right? We'll give you the rules at the show. You could switch up halfway through the show. I'm gonna get, my goal is to have, at the end of the show, have zero team Cam people in the crowd.

• 1:34:45Cameron Kennedy?

  If you do that, I will strip butt naked and go to prison in any scene.

• 1:34:48Peyton Hardin?

  No one wants that. Y'all can stay over there.

• 1:34:51Peyton Hardin?

  Stay over there. Dude, I can't.

• 1:34:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You see how quick, you see how quick he can turn a joke of mine into just a downfall?

• 1:34:57Peyton Hardin?

  But, real quick, before we get out of here, because I want to talk about this. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, Peyton and Cam. Pop culture, Peyton and Cam. Pow!

• 1:35:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk to me, daddy. Baby girl. Bruce Wayne.

• 1:35:14Peyton Hardin?

  Who's my favorite artist of all time?

• 1:35:15Cameron Kennedy?

  The Weeknd.

• 1:35:17Peyton Hardin?

  Who just dropped the movie?

• 1:35:18Cameron Kennedy?

  The Weeknd.

• 1:35:19Peyton Hardin?

  Right? The Weeknd dropped his movie, Hurry Up Tomorrow, right? There's a lot of memes going online, right? Stop doing it because it's the mic.

• 1:35:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It's one more drink.

• 1:35:33Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like a toddler, dude.

• 1:35:35Peyton Hardin?

  God, it's good. So, so, there's a lot of reviews online, a lot of TikTok accounts, people clipping the movie theater.

• 1:35:42Cameron Kennedy?

  All over the place.

• 1:35:43Peyton Hardin?

  It just dropped. Making fun of him, bunch of people saying this, that, bad, bad, bad, right? Now, yes, The Weeknd is my favorite artist of all time, right?

• 1:35:55Peyton Hardin?

  And people, what I'm about to say, people will be like, oh, you're biased because it's your favorite artist. No, there's been things The Weeknd's done that I've been like, don't like that, that's not good. But Hurry Up Tomorrow, The Weeknd's new movie, is one of the smartest movies I've ever seen.

• 1:36:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, that's big, that's a big thing, not only for the, not only for the weight of the statement you said, but you actually, like, you love the in and outs of film.

• 1:36:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, you love, like, you're watching the movie as a consumer, taking it in exactly how they're intended, but you're also like, holy, like, that was crazy production. Holy wicked visual effects, like, so that's a, that's a big statement from you.

• 1:36:35Peyton Hardin?

  But there is an asterisk on that. It was not made for anybody to just go see.

• 1:36:42Peyton Hardin?

  I, this movie was made for people who have been following The Weeknd for 10 years, who've been here since trilogy, Thursday, all like trilogy, all the way to now. And you know that The Weeknd's ending his Weekend persona. He's ending it. He's just gonna go off of Abel Teszak now, his, his legal name.

• 1:37:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Is he, is he really in real life?

• 1:37:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, that's why this whole thing, because Hurry Up Tomorrow was the la, the album, was the last, um, album in this newest trilogy, and he was like, this is the last thing of The Weeknd that's putting out there. He had this movie go alongside with it because in the album, you can follow along and be like, okay, he's talking about kind of all of his time with The Weeknd. If you follow the story of the last three trilogies, you'll understand, like, this was like, all leading up to him ending the character, right? But to really make it like a thing for the fans that have grew up with this character, he put out this movie. And there's things in it that if you don't, if you just know The Weeknd from Blinding Lights,

• 1:37:46Peyton Hardin?

  Out of Time, the guy in the Super Bowl commercial, you might be like, what the is this? I don't, like, who, like, why is, who's Jen Ortega? Who's Barry? Well, I'm saying, but like, in the movie. Oh, yeah. Are you crying? Are you genuinely crying? Oh, my god.

• 1:38:06Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, sorry, I'll wrap it up. Um, what the? Alright. Anyway, if, a lot of people are like...

• 1:38:17Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, he's crying, dude. Are you getting fucking emotional? He saw the movie. He went with me. This fucking... Art, what's going on with you, dude? Do you need five minutes?

• 1:38:30Peyton Hardin?

  He's crying. What the is going on?

• 1:38:36Peyton Hardin?

  Just keep going, bro. It was good. It was a good movie.

• 1:38:41Peyton Hardin?

  So, yes, people are not understanding, let me be honest, I'll make this real quick because this episode's long. People are not understanding, dude, you look bad, CJ. Dude. People aren't understanding this movie. They're like, they're like, what is, who is Jen Ortega in this movie? Who is the manager in this movie? Why are these people? If you're following The Weeknd, you know, I don't want to spoil it, but these characters in this movie, it's a one-man movie. Abel's the only character in this movie. The other two people are, are projections of different sides of him. His manager is the part that uses drugs and partying and sex that fueled the beginning of his career,

• 1:39:24Peyton Hardin?

  and that he uses now, or, I don't know if uses now, but uses in his performance to be The Weeknd, right? They're like, hey, you gotta be The Weeknd, you gotta be the star, you gotta be this, here's the drugs. That's just a piece of him. Then, it's, um... Jenna. Jenna, who, in the... Another one is a woman? It's, it's, so her name... Oh, it's like a girl that he's doing this for? No, no, no, no, it's, it's, and his name is a character of, and I forgot the, the, what's her name in the movie? Anne? Animal, which is like, yeah, is, which is the, which is... Definitely, by definition, the female version of like a male, like the female version of a male ego or something like that.

• 1:40:05Peyton Hardin?

  And so it's basically his soft side that's trying to confront him this whole movie, be like, hey, you gotta stop.

• 1:40:10Cameron Kennedy?

  This sounds fire.

• 1:40:11Peyton Hardin?

  And it's, it's, it's really describing his whole career in this hour and 45 of these two different sides. Spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, here we go. Anima, the manager, and makes The Weeknd confront himself. She ties him up and she's playing his songs to him, being like, hey, I know Blinding Lights is this huge hit. And they're playing Blinding Lights and he's like, but listen to the lyrics. He's like, what is this about? Is it actually about this poppy record or is it all the things you've confronted? Then there's a part of the movie where he's going down, like whenever Anima hits him and knocks him out and ties him up. He goes, he's like looking into himself. It's like a nightmare.

• 1:40:54Peyton Hardin?

  He goes like to this elevator and it's in darkness and then he sees this woman in this, um, in this tunnel that's completely black. And it's supposed to be Valerie and if you're The Weeknd fan, you know who Valerie is. There's a shot where Jenna looks like the girl from the covers of Echoes of Silence. Like it's all that you only get if you've been following The Weeknd for 10 years. The whole time I was like, I was excited. I was like, dude, all these references and all this.

• 1:41:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Sounds incredible.

• 1:41:19Peyton Hardin?

  Fantastic, but if you only know The Weeknd.

• 1:41:21Cameron Kennedy?

  From last two albums, yeah.

• 1:41:23Peyton Hardin?

  Like all this pop, like you don't actually know.

• 1:41:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna be like, what am I watching?

• 1:41:28Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. It doesn't make sense to you.

• 1:41:29Cameron Kennedy?

  In terms of film, do you think that's worth it? To make a standalone movie, there's not gonna be a prequel, it's not a trilogy. You think it's worth making a standalone movie that takes 10 years of fandom to understand?

• 1:41:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, because he, because you understand, this character that's so, The Weeknd, one of the biggest pop stars ever. Genuinely changed the genre of R and B when he first came out. The, one of the highest selling stars in the world, he's ending that, that character that made all this. I think that's a perfect thing.

• 1:41:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And for clarification, real life, he's doing this?

• 1:42:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, real life, he's ending The Weeknd.

• 1:42:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Just so they don't think it's in the movie.

• 1:42:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and then he, he, The Weeknd. Like, Anima and The Week in Foreign Able form into one at the end of the movie. You see like, there's like a shot where they fade together after he like sings hurry up tomorrow while tied up, which is like his way of apologizing for everything he's done, facing all his demons. You listen to the last album of the song, or the last song now, and you'll be able to understand.

• 1:42:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro.

• 1:42:26Peyton Hardin?

  And they form into one at the end of the movie. He walks away from the burning hotel and he gets back into his green room and it's the first shot of the movie, but he looks different. Like, he looks broken and disheveled, but he has like this like glimpse of like, hey, I'm gonna be able to healthily go through the rest of my career. I don't have to feel these toxic ways to make this good music. I think it's a great movie and people just don't get it.

• 1:42:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, bro.

• 1:42:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:42:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You just like, I would buy a ticket right now, the way you just described that.

• 1:42:54Peyton Hardin?

  It's so good. If you look at it, if you look at it going in there knowing this is, this movie is just a love letter to fans. For the people that have been here for 10 years.

• 1:43:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I have to watch it.

• 1:43:03Peyton Hardin?

  This is for y'all.

• 1:43:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Every time The Week in has dropped an album since I was a freshman in high school, I've downloaded it immediately and listened to it front to back.

• 1:43:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:43:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I have to go watch it.

• 1:43:12Peyton Hardin?

  But yeah, I want everybody to go, go into it. And people are like, his acting, his acting. He genuinely was a good, I think it's his voice.

• 1:43:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro.

• 1:43:20Peyton Hardin?

  Cause he's a soft, he has a super soft Canadian like voice. So it's hard, he, he doesn't have that like bass in it, which makes some like deliveries like not what we're used to hear.

• 1:43:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Menacing and yeah.

• 1:43:31Peyton Hardin?

  But there is some vulnerable scenes in this movie where he's crying or he's like scrip, and like I was like, that's great. Like, it, it looked great to me. I don't know, bro. I think it's a great movie.

• 1:43:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Before we get out of there, I think he like, amazing artist, but the reason is, bro, he is such, a such a like generational creative mind.

• 1:43:55Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's crazy.

• 1:43:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It's unbelievable.

• 1:43:57Peyton Hardin?

  It's insane.

• 1:43:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, the concepts, the, the meaning of his music, to do all of this in a decade span, living it, this real life, even when he was in Unco Gims.

• 1:44:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, he said that that was kind of like,

• 1:44:10Peyton Hardin?

  A part of the,

• 1:44:11Cameron Kennedy?

  A part of him, like as well, like that wasn't too far fetched in terms of acting.

• 1:44:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And like, it's, it's just so crazy how he genuinely,

• 1:44:18Peyton Hardin?

  So smart.

• 1:44:18Cameron Kennedy?

  He can blend real life and artist and performative stuff, but at the same time, there's a part of me that I think he's so good at this.

• 1:44:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, what if he has all of us convinced? Like, what if this really is all? Like tha- tha- that's not his real life, you know what I'm saying? But he's that good at portraying it.

• 1:44:36Peyton Hardin?

  Could be.

• 1:44:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, that's wicked. The fact tha- tha- the fact that that's up for question?

• 1:44:39Peyton Hardin?

  But the fact, but e- e- even in his interviews, like when he's just being completely honest about the way, he's like, yeah, this is like, I had to, in that, because he's like, it's, if I wanna go make these sad songs, I gotta go tap back into that, and I was doing things in my personal life to make myself sad, to make myself go do this, and it was f***ing me up, so I could go make these songs. And in, all that's in the movie. All of that's in the movie. It's, it's, it's, it's fantastic. I would say go in there with that lens. Sorry if I spoiled something, but there was a spoiler.

• 1:45:10Peyton Hardin?

  Hurry up tomorrow. Thank you. The weekend, that was great. I'm gonna go see it again, 100%.

• 1:45:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I am too. And that was, Pop Culture Paying It Cam. Pop Culture Paying It Cam. Bow! I,

• 1:45:24Peyton Hardin?

  Get us out of here, Cameron.

• 1:45:25Cameron Kennedy?

  We need to figure out what the hell happened to CJ during that movie.

• 1:45:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no.

• 1:45:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause he's trauma bond, he's trauma bond to that movie. You were actually crying, bro.

• 1:45:32Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that is unbelievable. A lot of like, exo, exo people, like the ones that are like, like live and die by the weekend, which I'm close, but I'm not like, I have, I- I'm not that parasocial, but they're like, f***ed up during that movie, seeing that your character die. Like, you know what I mean?

• 1:45:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That's nuts.

• 1:45:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's crazy.

• 1:45:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, appreciate y'all so, so, so, so, so much. Come back to episode 166 of the You Should Know Podcast.

• 1:45:55Peyton Hardin?

  You should know!

• 1:45:55Cameron Kennedy?

  As we said, and no pun intended, you should know,

• 1:45:59Peyton Hardin?

  You should know!

• 1:45:59Cameron Kennedy?

  The tour starts in about two friggin' weeks.

• 1:46:03Peyton Hardin?

  Two friggin' weeks!

• 1:46:04Cameron Kennedy?

  So, we are beyond ecstatic. The show is, Okay. I go, hey, I didn't, I didn't order a f***ing, an Echo. The show is unbelievable, fantastic, unhinged, you have to be there. What are you doing?

• 1:46:22Cameron Kennedy?

  This is my couch. Why do you only do these things on my couch? Why do you all, okay. Um, the show is hilarious, unbelievable. We want to see each and every single one of you there. First link in the description below is the tickets for the show. There's very few available in majority of the cities. So go and grab one of the last tickets in the city closest to you. Second link is our Koala Club. They're our number one fans, number one family. We are a family. It's way more than just appreciation from y'all. It is a full-blown unit and we absolutely love y'all. We post near every day in the Koala Club. So we love y'all. If you want to join that, be a part of that community. Second link. Everything else is below that. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma. This week's secret code, take a guess buddy. It's called oi.

• 1:47:07Peyton Hardin?

  Old ignorant eggs.

• 1:47:10Cameron Kennedy?

  One hundred being the O, year, egg, hundred-year egg.

• 1:47:15Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like I'm living like you. I feel like my head's on your head. So like we're, um, whenever you move your hands.

• 1:47:20Cameron Kennedy?

  We're like conjoined twins. Now if they were to split us down the middle. Well, okay. We absolutely love y'all. We'll see you all again next week. Better get back to that mic.

• 1:47:31Peyton Hardin?

  And remember, one out of ten Koalas don't make home to Christmas and we will see you.

• 1:47:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Hello.

• 1:47:36Peyton Hardin?

  Next time.

• 1:47:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. You have a big scar on your tongue.

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