CONFRONTING MY EX GIRLFRIEND! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 1:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, everybody. Welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 165. Round of applause, please.

• 2:07Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:26Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:41Peyton Hardin?

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• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

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• 3:39Peyton Hardin?

  Love you. Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:47Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 3:57Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I just...

• 3:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, did you hear that? No.

• 3:59Peyton Hardin?

  That's my guy?

• 4:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh no.

• 4:01Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 4:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Something quite deep over here.

• 4:03Peyton Hardin?

  You broke the...

• 4:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, if I broke this couch...

• 4:06Peyton Hardin?

  There's no way.

• 4:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no. I'm gonna do a quick maintenance check. If I broke this couch, I gotta go home. Like, at this point, there's something wrong.

• 4:14Peyton Hardin?

  We've barely had these, and this isn't even my fault anymore.

• 4:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, we're good, okay.

• 4:18Peyton Hardin?

  We're good. Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. You know, whenever you just did that little move, what's that called, the caterpillar?

• 4:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I used to call it the, hey, here's, it's your turn.

• 4:29Peyton Hardin?

  And then you, oh. Call me Cam Kennedy. And then you bring it this way, right?

• 4:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And then it comes back around.

• 4:36Peyton Hardin?

  Back. Now, my mom used to make me practice that in the, in the mirror while she was, um, cleaning.

• 4:42Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 4:43Peyton Hardin?

  She would be like, "Take it." And I'd be like.

• 4:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like.

• 4:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you know who can never figure it out?

• 4:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Who?

• 4:48Peyton Hardin?

  Preston. Golly, boy.

• 4:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, he's, like the left.

• 4:53Peyton Hardin?

  He said, "Take it."

• 4:56Peyton Hardin?

  "Cindy, get it back."

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  Why do I feel like, now this might be mean.

• 5:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 5:04Peyton Hardin?

  And you know, I'm trying to be not mean.

• 5:06Cameron Kennedy?

  To me?

• 5:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 5:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Oh, of course. But I actually, I, I'm gonna go on record saying I don't know if you're trying to not be mean. I don't know if that's an active try that you do every day.

• 5:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not every day, I'm saying right now.

• 5:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay.

• 5:18Peyton Hardin?

  Right now, trying. I feel like, when I saw you do that move, I feel like you were the kid at middle school dances, you would be the first one to hit the floor and try to do a worm.

• 5:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 5:27Peyton Hardin?

  Like, you were that kid.

• 5:28Cameron Kennedy?

  So, it's funny you say that, because I always wanted to be able to do the worm.

• 5:33Peyton Hardin?

  The hips wouldn't do it.

• 5:34Cameron Kennedy?

  The hips, brother. It was the hips and the lower spine. I couldn't get it to just, I couldn't get it to whip.

• 5:39Peyton Hardin?

  Now, did you ever hit the ground during a school dance to attempt, like, you got too much 7-Up?

• 5:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Too much 7-Up? I tried to break dance before I wormed. I tried to hit a full bone. And then on the ground.

• 5:50Peyton Hardin?

  You thought you were a javelot.

• 5:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought, no, I thought I was Booker T. I literally got up and said, "Can you dig it, sucker?" All the girls are like, "Get him out of here." All the guys are like, "Yeah, too much, bro."

• 6:00Peyton Hardin?

  You never, but did you, did you catch a wall at a school dance? If you know what I mean.

• 6:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I caught a wall, I caught a, a train. Now, that's. Now if you wait with me, right? If you let me say it.

• 6:14Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 6:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Pretty raunchy if you think about it. This was a, I believe a 7th grade birthday party.

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 6:21Cameron Kennedy?

  And when I say it was literally catching of the, catching of the boon.

• 6:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:27Cameron Kennedy?

  But 40 consecutive humans at once. And it was a, a guy, girl, guy, girl, guy, girl.

• 6:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, now let me interrupt you there, cuz I don't think the ratio was 50/50. Let's be honest, there's no way we booked a birthday party that well.

• 6:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it didn't, bro.

• 6:44Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody had to take some, somebody had to go pole. Somebody had to feel some pole in the bunch.

• 6:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Somebody's going pole the hole, he said, you know what, it's alright with me.

• 6:55Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, we're all here for Leslie anyway, let's just have a good time.

• 7:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, bro's sitting there getting his first dance with a girl in behind, it's a teammate from his football team. He's like, I know why you're the center.

• 7:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Set! On tickle. He's sitting there.

• 7:21Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, okay, now that's, now that's gotta get censored.

• 7:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you did the same, I just had a smooch.

• 7:29Peyton Hardin?

  Jesus, okay, here we go, that's it. Maybe we're breaking the record for early mutes here.

• 7:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Wicked.

• 7:34Peyton Hardin?

  But speaking of the pole the hole, right?

• 7:40Peyton Hardin?

  We ran into Cam's ex at a party and they pressed me.

• 7:47Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 7:48Peyton Hardin?

  So, let me tell the story.

• 7:49Cameron Kennedy?

  We as in us or y'all?

• 7:51Peyton Hardin?

  Me and you this weekend, we ran into your ex at a party and they pressed me.

• 7:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 7:57Peyton Hardin?

  This is what happened, right? True 100% story. We ran into Cam's ex and they tried to fight me. We are at this party for the ACM Awards, right? We're at this upstairs like rooftop steakhouse, right? We're all having a good time, it's a bunch of influencers there, a bunch of, a bunch of people that make content. We're with TT, we're with Adrian, we're with a bunch of people, right? Markell Washington, we're having a great time, a bunch of people from the Farmer's Only Show, or whatever it's called. So we're there, having a good, I don't know what it's called.

• 8:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 8:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Farmer wants a wife.

• 8:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, farmer wants a wife.

• 8:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, brother, you're in North Texas. You're far from the farm.

• 8:37Peyton Hardin?

  So, we were up there, right? We're having a good time. We're up there for about an hour, hour and a half. Hour two is coming up. The night's winding down. The drinks are starting to hit. It's one of those times where we're starting looking for the next move. People are a little more talkative. Maybe a little extra hand on the shoulder when you're talking, right? The drinks are flowing.

• 8:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Couple back rubs.

• 8:57Peyton Hardin?

  Backseat driver Kane Brown's playing over the speaker. Everybody's feeling good. Right? Me and Cam are standing to ourselves, right? Like on the ledge of this rooftop, beautiful, in the middle of Dallas.

• 9:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Honestly, like some creeps.

• 9:10Peyton Hardin?

  Love it, but we're just talking.

• 9:12Cameron Kennedy?

  We're hanging out.

• 9:12Peyton Hardin?

  We're talking, having our good old time, right? As me and Cam are talking, we get approached, right? Now, at the time, I didn't know who this person was. I come to find out, this is Cam's ex. Right? So, this man walks up.

• 9:39Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 9:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sweating. I'm sweating down my arms.

• 9:49Peyton Hardin?

  This man walks.

• 9:51Cameron Kennedy?

  He knows exactly what I'm talking about.

• 9:54Peyton Hardin?

  This man walks up. You know what? I know the look in somebody's eyes. When y'all have shared an experience together and you [BLEEP] to each other after a long time.

• 10:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 10:08Peyton Hardin?

  I've had that look. That look's been given to me. That look was given to Cam. This guy comes up to Cam. Hey. Hi, oh my God. What are you doing here? What are you doing here? Now, I'm thinking, oh, this is like a fan of the podcast. This is great. They're big co-host Cam fans. They're gonna be on Cam's team for the Peyton versus Cam tour, right? Ah, what are you doing here? Cam goes, ah, I'm here with the ACM Awards. I'm here for the award show. And he goes, he goes, and then he looks at me. He goes, who's this?

• 10:49Peyton Hardin?

  I said, I said, "Me? Who's me?" And then he, Cam goes, "Uh, it's my colleague, we work together." And he goes, "Mmm, okay." And I go, I go, "Why is he kinda pressing, like how I know Cam?" And he's like giving me like this dirty look. And I'm like, "What is happening?"

• 11:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 11:14Peyton Hardin?

  Now Cam, like, and then, the guy goes in on Cam a little bit. Like, it gets, there's no room for Jesus between them two.

• 11:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, none.

• 11:22Peyton Hardin?

  Like, they're this close. He like gets into Cam.

• 11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 11:24Peyton Hardin?

  And he's, he grabs Cam's haunches. Now, you only grab Cam's haunches if you [bleep] them or you're your best friend, right? I've done both, so I always grab those haunches, right? He goes in and grabs Cam's haunches and is looking up at him like this. And then Cam's like, "Uh, hey, man, um, remind me, how, how do we know each other?" And he goes, "I guess you can say convenience." Word for word. And I literally go, "Boo, hoo hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo, wow!" That's wild!

• 12:04Peyton Hardin?

  Cam's face gets so red. Dude, I had to, I had to walk out, because how funny this was. Cause I got, Cam got caught up.

• 12:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 12:16Peyton Hardin?

  And I had to go explain to this man like, "Hey, me and Cam haven't shared the same experience as y'all have." Like, you're safe. Like, y'all don't, don't worry about it, bro, it's yours, right? I think that's the end of it, right? I think that's it.

• 12:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, should've been.

• 12:31Peyton Hardin?

  They, they separate, Cam is like shaking. Like, he's like, he just saw a ghost because he got caught up. Right? We enjoy the rest of the party about forty-five more minutes, right? We go downstairs to leave. Go out in the front. As soon as we walk out of the building, these two people come up to us, they're fans of the podcast. "Peyton, Cam, oh my god, we're gonna be at your Dallas show." "Can we get a picture?" "Of course." We go to take the picture, right? As soon as we maneuver our bodies to open up for the pictures, who's standing right there? Cam's ex-boyfriend.

• 13:11Peyton Hardin?

  And he goes, he literally goes, he goes, "Ow." And grabs, and like reaches for Cam.

• 13:20Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, "Cam, just give it to him again."

• 13:25Peyton Hardin?

  Now, that is the story of us running in to Cam's ex-boyfriend.

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  I still don't know.

• 13:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay. The contact, I mean, bro, we're both, like, there's, there is none. We-

• 13:46Peyton Hardin?

  Misunderstanding. When I tell- I've had some misunderstandings too, when I took a girl on a date and another girl came up, she's got me confused. I don't know who that is.

• 13:55Cameron Kennedy?

  When I tell you, me and Peyton, where, we were fizz, like, water was leaving our eyes, how hard we were laughing at this, because it was un, because it was unbelievable.

• 14:04Peyton Hardin?

  This man was adamant, like- Him and Cam had a moment.

• 14:08Cameron Kennedy?

  He would have bet his soul, like, his soul. He said, that is all, the craziest part is, that is all 100% true.

• 14:14Peyton Hardin?

  There's no fabrication in any of that story.

• 14:17Cameron Kennedy?

  When I said, because he, he came up to me, I'm talking like, like, on me. And that's why I kinda, "Oh, hey." Because I'm, I want to be nice. Like, I want to be nice, but at the same time, we're at, we're at this, a very, a PR event, you gotta, like, there can be no scenes.

• 14:33Peyton Hardin?

  And we save that for the bedroom.

• 14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 14:35Peyton Hardin?

  Right? We don't do that out here.

• 14:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So I, I tell him, I take his hands, and I kinda, like, get him off me, and I go, "Hey, man, well, like, remind me again, I'm sorry, bro." And he goes, looks at Peyton too, because Peyton's still right here. I go, "Remind me how-"

• 14:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm double crown of coke in my hand like this.

• 14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton's watching, Peyton's watching the best film he's ever seen, right in front of him, he's like, "Oh, my God." I go, "Remind me how, like, we know each other again?" Looks you, I don't even know if you remember this, he looked at you, he goes, and looks back and goes, "You could say convenience."

• 15:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, he was like trying to-

• 15:07Cameron Kennedy?

  He had me first, or something. I swear to you. And then, so we, we go, like he said, 45 more minutes, we go downstairs, and then the guy is there again. And he does that, he goes to touch me. And then, at this point, I was like, we've already left the event. I'm actually just not gonna entertain this. I'm simply gonna turn around and walk away.

• 15:26Peyton Hardin?

  You're not my act.

• 15:27Cameron Kennedy?

  On the walk off, kid you not, call me.

• 15:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I don't even remember that.

• 15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he said that. He said, "Call me."

• 15:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no. If I would have heard that, Cam.

• 15:38Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Call..."

• 15:39Peyton Hardin?

  I would have left, I would have left the restaurant in the ambulance, how hard I left.

• 15:43Cameron Kennedy?

  We were already crying, like, it is still...

• 15:46Peyton Hardin?

  It was so funny because of how... Because of how adamant that this man was. Like, he was so adamant. But that was, that was the story of night one. It was super funny. Um, we had a great time at the event. But, the crazy thing about the event is...

• 16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 16:02Peyton Hardin?

  That was the day I was just coming off of my sickness.

• 16:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh.

• 16:08Peyton Hardin?

  Now, if you're in the Patreon last week and you watched last week's episode, you saw that I was a little under the weather. I wasn't fully myself, right? I had crippling diarrhea.

• 16:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Crippling?

• 16:18Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I... my pants, I kid you not. In one day, I ruined four pairs of underwear.

• 16:25Cameron Kennedy?

  See...

• 16:26Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I could not, my sphincter had a mind of its own. It was opening up like a whale's, like, blowhole. And I couldn't, like, it was, it was like I was having constant muscle spasms in my anus.

• 16:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, remember I said?

• 16:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, it was nothing.

• 16:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Said, "You there?" "No."

• 16:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was like sinners, like, it was like, it went to, you know?

• 16:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Said, "Come on, say we can come in there."

• 16:48Peyton Hardin?

  So, I was just coming off of that, right? I knew I had this ACMA, ACM red carpet, all this stuff, right? I cannot myself here, right?

• 16:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't.

• 16:58Peyton Hardin?

  So, I took a grotesque amount of anti-diarrheal medication. The only people that knew this were Cam and Markel, right? That came to the event. They're the only two people that knew this. Everybody else thinks I'm top, top shelf healthy, right? Right?

• 17:17Peyton Hardin?

  We go to the red carpet. We're at the red carpet of an award show. A big award show. Jelly rolls right beside us. We got, we got Luke somebody, a bunch of the Luke people.

• 17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  A bunch of Luke's in country music.

• 17:31Peyton Hardin?

  We got all the McCaffreys and Mahomes and all the people that are, the Jims and John McGraws. Everybody's here, right? Like Amazon, ET, like all these big news syndications, right? There's cameras everywhere, there's fans everywhere, there's famous people everywhere, right? We're about to walk the red carpet. We're right before we go to take our pictures. And I turned to Cam in confidence, because this is my brother and best friend. I say, I say, "Bro, I don't feel too good." Like, something's not right. I don't feel good. I'm talking about my anxiety. Because I'm nervous.

• 18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  But we can see the confusion.

• 18:13Peyton Hardin?

  Cam out loud goes, "Oh, what, is it the anti-diarrhea medication you just took?" When I say, six people with a net worth over $2 million went, looked at me.

• 18:27Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Oh."

• 18:28Peyton Hardin?

  I, I near almost passed out. Cam is the worst best friend.

• 18:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 18:34Peyton Hardin?

  Ever.

• 18:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, it is, okay, it was also scenic how that played out. Right when I said it, the everyone shut up.

• 18:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was like, everybody got quiet.

• 18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Conversation just ceased, right when I decided to talk. I said, it's really like, "Oh, hey, nice to see you." I said, "Is it the anti-diarrhea?" It was just quiet.

• 18:51Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody looked at me.

• 18:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And everyone went, and you have to understand, I'm trying to look out for you, because you told me you took an unbelievable amount to prep your-

• 19:01Peyton Hardin?

  I did it for six days.

• 19:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, to prep your stomach for the awards.

• 19:05Peyton Hardin?

  There's still a little coat of antihistamine in it.

• 19:08Cameron Kennedy?

  And you were going through the bull of pooping your pants, all that, leading up to this. I'm just trying to ask Bubba, did I say it louder than should be?

• 19:17Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and you can say, is it your tummy? Like, are you gonna say anything, like, is your tum tum?

• 19:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Stomach issue?

• 19:23Peyton Hardin?

  Stomach issue?

• 19:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I, can I just obliterate you for the man you think you are when you're sick?

• 19:32Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 19:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You are, oh, no, no, no, you brought up your sickness, we're diving full headfirst. This is, this is the worst grown man when he is sick the world has ever seen. The worst grown man when he is sick that anyone knows is Paden Harden.

• 19:46Peyton Hardin?

  Wow.

• 19:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so, as he said, he got really sick, upset, tummy, whatever. The first thing he does, his, his end all be all, he needs electrolytes. You think that Pedialyte is like a pharmaceutical. You were, he was down bad for two days before he bought a single medication and all he got was Pedialyte.

• 20:08Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say this? Can I say this? The amount of liquid that was pouring out of my I needed to, I needed, I needed the

• 20:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And you were just feeding it more liquid!

• 20:17Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I couldn't eat, so that's the only thing to do, that's what you're supposed to do, no?

• 20:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You gotta fight through and eat, so I told him for two days, you need to eat

• 20:24Peyton Hardin?

  He told me to get a greasy burger.

• 20:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, no I did not, I said at this point, anything would help.

• 20:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what else did I do?

• 20:30Cameron Kennedy?

  He didn't eat. He finally gets anti diarrhea. He takes one dose, it doesn't work, he goes, that brand's, they're lying, I need a different brand. Buys another brand of anti diarrhea.

• 20:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, 100%.

• 20:40Cameron Kennedy?

  He ended up with three packages of different brands of anti, they're all doing the same It's all the same medicine, all the same dosage. But he thinks it's not working, and then he ended up taking seven for the show.

• 20:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, that's the thing with me. I don't, I, I don't do well with like trusting one brand. I'm like, if I get one of everything, one of these

• 20:58Cameron Kennedy?

  One of them's gotta crack the code.

• 21:00Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I mean?

• 21:00Cameron Kennedy?

  One of them's gonna work. So, three different brands, same medication. The only thing he's taking is anti-diarrhea. He's not eating food. He booked two doctor appointments and then didn't go to either one of them.

• 21:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 21:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, well, the reason I did two different doctor appointments, that's why I like to play the field. Right? So, if you get two different, it's like a Venn diagram of physician, right? You get both of what they say and you mean the middle. Whatever's the same, that's what probably needs to happen.

• 21:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You just do that for yourself.

• 21:29Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 21:29Cameron Kennedy?

  We're not paying copay one, copay two, I'm taking the information.

• 21:33Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I didn't go, right? Because I didn't think they would do anything. And I'm 26 now and I have no insurance. We want to be completely partial and put out my personal business.

• 21:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, and I'm glad you said that. You think they're not gonna do anything. Cause he is, you're like the perfect mixture of self-belief, self-delusion. Like, you believe in yourself, my body's gonna do it. But then as soon as you hit that 48-hour mark, you're still feeling like, you're like, no, I think I'm dying.

• 22:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, 100%.

• 22:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, I am dying.

• 22:02Peyton Hardin?

  100%.

• 22:03Cameron Kennedy?

  He finally, and this is it right here, this is it. You, you as a regular person, your house, there's clothes everywhere, it's a little dirty. You and it's sick, it's a tornado.

• 22:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, yeah.

• 22:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a literal, like, it looks like you were so upset that you were feeling bad, you just went, threw everything everywhere, like, you had to let it out somehow. You grabbed, and then you just laid back down. His house is, it is off.

• 22:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I feel though, right? As friends and confidants, if y'all see daddy under duress, right? And you know who I am.

• 22:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 22:36Peyton Hardin?

  Do you not think y'all should pick up around me a little bit?

• 22:39Cameron Kennedy?

  We should pick up your underwear. Because you have tummy ache?

• 22:44Peyton Hardin?

  Underwear, I threw away. I tried to flush one pair because it was a little ripped up. You, you ever, you remember Spider-Man's mask after he fought the Green Goblin? That's what one of my draws looked like and I was like, I was like, it was stretched thin. So I was like, that could just snake its way down to the pot, didn't I had to pull that out like that.

• 23:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you tried to, you tried to flush it to get rid of it.

• 23:07Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, brother.

• 23:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you meant you were like bobbing it in water to clean the poop.

• 23:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like a drunk six year old whenever I'm sick, bro. Nothing, it's just, it's, nothing's really going up there.

• 23:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Every gear.

• 23:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh dude, it's bad. A hundred percent.

• 23:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Final thing, he finally, like, third day in, gets food, it's soup. When I tell you, this is the biggest bowl of soup I have ever seen in my life. CJ knows the bowl. It is a bowl that you would make a party size of guac in. You, I'm talking nine avocados, a whole, like, you could make guac for a Super Bowl party in this bowl. And he had it with one little spoon, sitting right on his couch. I show up, two days after you eat that soup, the soup's on the couch. Sitting there in the middle, same little spoon. It is, the bowl's literally, I'll show you now, it's this big. The bowl's that big.

• 23:57Peyton Hardin?

  I can tell you, I can tell you, now, was that wrong? Probably. Should I have done better? Yes. I woke up that morning and I was like, I, Cam said I need food, I'm gonna try to eat this morning. I wait, I smacked two Uncrustables. Right? And I was like, I'm still, I'm still hungry because I haven't eaten in days. Let me bring out this soup. Didn't have any bowls except for the big bowl. I poured the big bowl in there. I did like three or four scoops of the soup. I felt horrible. I was like, I'm about to pass out, throw up. So I stumble upstairs, I fall asleep. And then I, I come back down and it reminded me of how bad I felt every time I saw it. So I was like, I'm not touching that.

• 24:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You literally walked past your shit.

• 24:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 24:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I can see you doing that. Like, you don't like it and you just go, oh, and you just walk upstairs to get in your bed.

• 24:40Peyton Hardin?

  But that's, that's enough of my week. Yes, I was sick. I had fun at the red carpet. We all did, had a good time there.

• 24:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Great time, great time.

• 24:46Peyton Hardin?

  But how was your week? I saw you went back to the worst state ever.

• 24:49Cameron Kennedy?

  The worst place ever.

• 24:50Peyton Hardin?

  How was that? You went to Oklahoma?

• 24:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It was fun, simply because of the family, but when I tell you, I, and I think I've talked about this act, this actual Walmart before. Specific one. There's never a time I've been inside this Walmart where some shit doesn't happen.

• 25:01Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 25:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I go to Walmart.

• 25:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, is it not Walmart? Do you like, is it so when you tell these stories of Oklahoma, is it this exact same Walmart?

• 25:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Every single story is in this Walmart, every single one of them.

• 25:12Peyton Hardin?

  When we go to this Oklahoma show on tour, I'm gonna go, you gotta take me to this Walmart.

• 25:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to see it, it's unbelievable.

• 25:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what happened this time?

• 25:18Cameron Kennedy?

  So, regular Walmart trip, in, grab what I need to, on the way out.

• 25:22Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 25:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we have a lot of lovely fans in Oklahoma. There's three girls that come, oh my gosh.

• 25:28Peyton Hardin?

  You know, when you go to Oklahoma, hey, fans in Oklahoma, when you run into us, don't smile.

• 25:35Peyton Hardin?

  Close mouth.

• 25:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's go.

• 25:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, grin real hard at us.

• 25:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Meeting greet is gonna be wicked.

• 25:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, see, I'm gonna feel bad because somebody's not gonna have teeth.

• 25:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, there's literally gonna be like one, like a tooth right here, they're gonna be like, I love y'all. They're gonna be like, yep.

• 25:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, if you have, I'm sorry to interrupt your story, I'm so sorry. If you have one tooth left, right?

• 25:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Get rid of it.

• 25:58Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. You should gummy mouth it.

• 26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not functional, it's not your switch, Swiss Army knife, you're not using it for everything, like, get rid of the tooth.

• 26:05Peyton Hardin?

  You know, I think it's like when they go down and bite the jerky, at least I'll have one thing.

• 26:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a thumb tack. They're just going one tooth, trying to really just loosen that up.

• 26:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's kinda like if you're like balding and your hair is like all the way back here, let it go.

• 26:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Get rid of all of it, get rid of all of it. If you have one tooth, at that, you're honestly choosing, like, you're choosing to make a statement. I, I believe that, you're choosing to make a statement.

• 26:27Peyton Hardin?

  That's your vibe, you're trying to go.

• 26:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Ain't nobody else got one. Just go right there.

• 26:31Peyton Hardin?

  If you have one tooth, your daily attire is overalls, denim overalls, that's, you have to, and a straw hat.

• 26:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Holds your socks.

• 26:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Straw hat in 2025. Oh my.

• 26:44Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 26:44Cameron Kennedy?

  The four, this is another thing, this wasn't even part of the story, four miles away from that Walmart, there's a carriage and horse crossroad sign on the, on the side of the road. Like, you know, you know, there's like the turtle crossings?

• 26:55Peyton Hardin?

  It's a bit, right?

• 26:56Cameron Kennedy?

  This one, no, this, I literally said to Olivia, I was like, is there, like, what, where am I? Where are you? There's no way you grew up around this.

• 27:03Peyton Hardin?

  Like, did they park their horse in the garage?

• 27:04Cameron Kennedy?

  It literally was a horse in a carriage on a yellow crossing sign, on the street.

• 27:09Peyton Hardin?

  Now, so it is legal out in Oklahoma to drive horse on road?

• 27:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know.

• 27:16Peyton Hardin?

  Saying it is, saying there's a sign there, it should be, right?

• 27:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 27:19Peyton Hardin?

  Now.

• 27:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe they were coming from like the forest.

• 27:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but I'm saying like, do you think everybody that owns a horse has a ranch? What if somebody just has like a, like, like a 2,000 square foot house with like a three car garage?

• 27:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, it's like a Ford Explorer, a Corolla and a stallion.

• 27:35Peyton Hardin?

  Right, they just reverse it.

• 27:36Cameron Kennedy?

  There's just a big water pail and like, hey, and they're just like, alright, come on, boy!

• 27:41Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, what happened in Oklahoma?

• 27:42Cameron Kennedy?

  These three girls come up, they're taking pictures. Oh, uh, love the show. Actually, two of them said they, they bought tickets, they're gonna be the Oklahoma City show.

• 27:49Peyton Hardin?

  Did they have teeth?

• 27:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, both had teeth. One had a great smile.

• 27:52Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 27:53Cameron Kennedy?

  So, as they're taking pictures, there's this father and son duo walking out, and the kid's taking a quadruple.

• 28:00Peyton Hardin?

  All the looks, right.

• 28:01Cameron Kennedy?

  So he walks back in, girls leave, I'm, I'm starting to walk, he goes, "Excuse me, excuse me, hey, uh, my dad had a question." No, he didn't, you did, but here we go.

• 28:09Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 28:09Cameron Kennedy?

  "My dad had a question, uh, uh, do you play for the Thunder?" And I go, "Oh, god, no, way less interesting life, uh, oh, we, I, we have a podcast." You not. Love this reaction, by the way, but this is, say we have a podcast.

• 28:22Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, we have a podcast.

• 28:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 28:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 28:31Cameron Kennedy?

  It's... Cam? Okay, so, my initial thought, if you, if, if all it took for me to say was, "Podcast," you knew my name, you were 12 out of 10 excited, you knew it the whole time.

• 28:45Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 28:45Cameron Kennedy?

  So I appreciate the question to solidify.

• 28:48Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 28:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You knew, you knew it was us.

• 28:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:50Cameron Kennedy?

  So he freaks out.

• 28:51Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 28:52Cameron Kennedy?

  This kid's probably 15. "Can I please get a picture?" Of course, dad already has the phone ready, I'm like, "Gucci." Dad's like, "I got you," he goes, "No, I want it on my phone." He goes, "Buddy, I'll just airdrop it," I want it on mine, dad!

• 29:02Peyton Hardin?

  It's a fair, it's a fair request.

• 29:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "Give, dad, take his phone."

• 29:05Peyton Hardin?

  Dad, take his phone.

• 29:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Kid's about to crash out.

• 29:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Gets his kid's phone.

• 29:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Goes for the picture. Everything's normal, outside of this, um, it really was like.

• 29:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, he was like Edge right before he speared.

• 29:18Cameron Kennedy?

  We go to take the picture, this kid's probably 5'8", 5'9", so I'm obviously, I'm just shoulder right over, right over his shoulder. For whatever reason, he thinks it's like a cool or macho thing to do the same thing. So he takes his arm, all the way up my back, and he puts his over mine.

• 29:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he's in duress now.

• 29:35Cameron Kennedy?

  So his hands right here, it's dangling, it's a dead hand, right next to my face.

• 29:39Peyton Hardin?

  Smell it, huh?

• 29:39Cameron Kennedy?

  So, oh, oh, it's worse. Right when the dad's like, "Alright, y'all ready?" I hit my patented, "Peace." Kid goes to do a peace, swear to god, he goes...

• 29:52Cameron Kennedy?

  The kid bum bumped me and it was in my mouth like a dentist. He literally went like this. His hands, it's so close to me, it's dangling. I do the piece, he goes, "Oh, that's pretty cool."

• 30:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 30:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And this is the same place that we said straw hats, overalls, holy socks, no grill.

• 30:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, his-

• 30:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You think his hand was clean?

• 30:15Peyton Hardin?

  His hand tasted like Michelin tires, for sure.

• 30:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. I went home and I drank listerine.

• 30:21Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you should have punched him.

• 30:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not exaggerating. It wasn't like this. It was like-

• 30:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, he was-

• 30:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It like slid through-

• 30:29Peyton Hardin?

  He was exploring your grill.

• 30:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he had to just been grabbed.

• 30:32Peyton Hardin?

  His teeth really that nice?

• 30:34Cameron Kennedy?

  So-

• 30:34Peyton Hardin?

  He goes-

• 30:38Cameron Kennedy?

  So we do that and he bum bumps me and I'm literally like this in the picture.

• 30:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're a better man than me, boy.

• 30:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Fuming. I go, as soon as he gets his arm off, I go, "It was great to meet you." I like speed walk out.

• 30:50Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 30:51Cameron Kennedy?

  As I'm walking out, I'm just mad in my head, "This kid just put his finger in my mouth." "That's the dirtiest kid I've ever seen, his fingers in my mouth." I'm walking to my car, two cars away from me. I hear, "You said it was 12.50." Okay, I'm not making this up. "You said it was 12.50."

• 31:09Cameron Kennedy?

  "How much was it?" She goes-

• 31:13Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "14 dollars. I don't got the extra $1.50." The guy goes, "It probably was then 12.50. You think about tax, you dumb-"

• 31:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And I turn around. I turn around. They're screaming at each other. I turn around. It's this older couple that's literally just getting into a minivan with, I'm talking like one item in the back. I don't know what it was, but she was pissed about that extra $1.50. She came back, "I thought you said it was 12.50." He goes, "Did you think about tax, you dumb-" And they're screaming it, bro. And it's just, you never know-

• 31:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, in Oklahoma.

• 31:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It is unbelievable.

• 31:55Peyton Hardin?

  It will be a part of our vlog on Patreon whenever we go to Oklahoma for that- That show, we're definitely gonna go to that Walmart.

• 32:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you have to go there. You absolutely have to. We need, you know what we should do? We should buy like a timeshare in Oklahoma City for whenever we're older, wherever we want to go back down old memory lane. Say, hey, man, just pack the kids up. Let's go out there for a week. We leave the wives and the children at that and we just go explore.

• 32:20Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely want my-

• 32:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Creep hunting in Oklahoma.

• 32:22Peyton Hardin?

  I want my future kids, and I'm dead serious. I want my future kids to never cross that border. I never want them to see the welcome to Oklahoma sign.

• 32:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Welcome to Oklahoma or welcome to San Antonio. Your kids are not allowed in either.

• 32:36Peyton Hardin?

  Well, which one?

• 32:36Cameron Kennedy?

  If they had to, where are you taking your family? Oh, my God. Where are you taking your family on a seven day can't leave trip? Oklahoma City, San Antonio, Texas.

• 32:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oklahoma City, because I can at least gamble and like, and like, just like, get out.

• 32:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, y'all do whatever you want. I'm gambling seven days straight.

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• 34:25Peyton Hardin?

  Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 34:31Peyton Hardin?

  But you brought up Walmart. And it reminded me of this conversation I had with somebody that shall not be named. Cause Voldemort? No, not Voldemort. You know, Harry Potter always, we'll get to that a different day. We'll get to that a different day. I talked to a girl for a while that looked like Voldemort. Same nose. Liked her a lot. I'm a, I'm a, I have a thing for weird noses, dude.

• 34:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 34:58Peyton Hardin?

  Too big, too small. If it's just right, shit out of here. You know what I mean? I want you smelling everything or not enough.

• 35:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, exactly. You need them either super scents or like no sense.

• 35:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, I want you to look like you are a descendant of a falcon. You know what I mean? I want you to, like, that could be used as a weapon. You know what I mean? Yeah, I want you to have to sliver through doors with that thing. You gotta be, you gotta be careful.

• 35:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I want you to sniff me before I even get home from work. I want you to sniff me on 35 driving back.

• 35:27Peyton Hardin?

  I want you to stick your head out the window like a basset hound and smell the in and out two miles away. You know what I mean? Me.

• 35:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, I do have a weird thing for noses.

• 35:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I want you to dissect from my fart what I had for breakfast. She goes, about a quart of blueberry muffin, a little bit of grapes. Was that orange juice?

• 35:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you actually brought, you brought up muffins.

• 35:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Muffins?

• 35:53Peyton Hardin?

  I have a different question.

• 35:56Peyton Hardin?

  Muffins, right? I saw this on TikTok.

• 35:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 35:58Peyton Hardin?

  Guy had a great question. It was like a four minute video. I only watched the beginning of it.

• 36:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Sounds on brand for you.

• 36:03Peyton Hardin?

  If somebody has a cupcake, right?

• 36:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Cupcake?

• 36:07Peyton Hardin?

  If somebody has a cupcake.

• 36:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 36:09Peyton Hardin?

  They wipe off the icing and they hand it to you. Yes or no, did they just give you a muffin?

• 36:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they gave me a cupcake.

• 36:16Peyton Hardin?

  That is a muffin.

• 36:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a cupcake.

• 36:18Peyton Hardin?

  How so?

• 36:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it's still made of cake. It's cake in a cup. It's a cupcake. Muffins are muffins. It's a cupcake. If they take a cake, if someone takes a cake, you wipe the icing, do they give you a loaf of bread?

• 36:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's different. That's different. The base of a muffin and the base of a cupcake are the same thing.

• 36:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they're not.

• 36:39Peyton Hardin?

  The only thing is like the crusted top and you can get a muffin with no crusted top.

• 36:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You get a topless muffin? You're the topless muffin? Brother, just because they're shaped the same doesn't mean they're the same.

• 36:52Peyton Hardin?

  What's the difference between a cupcake and a muffin then? If you take off the icing of a cupcake?

• 36:55Cameron Kennedy?

  One is cake batter, one is-

• 36:58Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 37:00Cameron Kennedy?

  What the f- are cupcakes then? You, you need a different question.

• 37:04Peyton Hardin?

  What's the different, okay, what's a muffin?

• 37:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Muffin!

• 37:07Peyton Hardin?

  What is it?

• 37:07Cameron Kennedy?

  They're extre- it's, it's a muffin. They're extremely, I can't ta- it's fucking-

• 37:10Peyton Hardin?

  You can, you can literally, and I, I'm- If you got a blueberry cupcake and a blueberry muffin, and you were to, you were to eat ass end up, like you like to do, if you were to eat the bo-

• 37:25Peyton Hardin?

  If you were to eat the bottom of it straight up, you wouldn't be able to differentiate which one's a muffin, which one's a cupcake, and that's on God.

• 37:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, you can't.

• 37:33Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 37:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Because a cake is- A cake is- A cake is sweeter. Oh, oh, you almost threw that right at him. A cake is cake.

• 37:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 37:43Cameron Kennedy?

  A muffin is not.

• 37:44Peyton Hardin?

  Now, you're saying, you're just saying the name.

• 37:46Cameron Kennedy?

  There's both sugar, but one is a cake.

• 37:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but what makes a cake a cake?

• 37:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, am I Gordon Ramsay?

• 37:54Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, so are you. You're the one that's saying it.

• 37:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Because-

• 37:56Peyton Hardin?

  If you make it the same way, and you just give it a different name, that's different. Like, if, mm, nope, that's gonna, that's too far.

• 38:03Cameron Kennedy?

  If we, if we both had a dish, and all the ingredients are the same except for two, is that the exact same dish?

• 38:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it'll just taste a little different. If I don't put salt-

• 38:11Cameron Kennedy?

  So how can something be the exact same, yet a little different? Doesn't, that's, that doesn't make sense. It's either the exact same, or it's a little different.

• 38:19Peyton Hardin?

  If I made lasagna?

• 38:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 38:22Peyton Hardin?

  You ever had it?

• 38:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 38:23Peyton Hardin?

  Gee, silent.

• 38:26Peyton Hardin?

  If I made lasagna, right?

• 38:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 38:28Peyton Hardin?

  I put it on a plate, right? One plate had a little bit of that sauce on it, other plate, no sauce on that lasagna. It's still lasagna, right? Just some ingredients are missing on one.

• 39:02Peyton Hardin?

  Good job.

• 39:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That was nice, that was nice. That's a [bleep] sauce.

• 39:06Peyton Hardin?

  It's an ingredient though. Is sauce an ingredient? Okay, so, so I won that point next argument. What is it? Go ahead. No, what, no, I thought you had more. Go ahead.

• 39:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm, I'm saying it's, it just because it's very similar doesn't mean it's the same. If you did a big muffin, if you, if you took muffin batter, muffin batter, and put it into a cake pan, so is it now a cake? Just because you cooked it like a cake? Like in the same shape as cake?

• 39:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're the same thing. You're the one differentiating them. I'm saying-

• 39:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the world differentiates them. I, I'm not the guy that went, hey, that's, let's call it a cupcake.

• 39:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I'm just saying the only thing that makes a cupcake, a cupcake is the icing.

• 39:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 39:42Peyton Hardin?

  It's icing and branding. That's the only thing that makes it different. And the time of day you eat it.

• 39:46Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, eh, do you understand a cupcake is just a smaller form of cake? Like it is a cake in small form, as a muffin is to a mini muffin. It's called a, it's not this whole new concoction. It's literally cake in like a bite-sized form, just so you can get a little bit, not a whole cake.

• 40:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and a muffin is the same thing. Just bigger and you eat it at breakfast.

• 40:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Our cake's the same as muffins. Here we go. Is a cake and a muffin the same thing? Am I about to get, am I about to get a go-kick?

• 40:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, you're not. They're the same-

• 40:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Hold on, oh, oh, get it ready, get it loaded, get it locked and loaded, boys.

• 40:21Peyton Hardin?

  I can't answer.

• 40:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he can't answer? What does that mean?

• 40:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, because you're not allowing me. You're not allowing me. No, no, that is a false story. You're [bleep] fired, oh you!

• 40:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. I was saying this.

• 40:37Cameron Kennedy?

  God, that's.

• 40:37Peyton Hardin?

  They are, they are the same. Yes, you didn't let me answer. They are the same, so now you're, go Camwin is negated.

• 40:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's.

• 40:44Peyton Hardin?

  They are the same.

• 40:47Peyton Hardin?

  Right? So, no, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Are me and Preston? Brothers?

• 40:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 40:54Peyton Hardin?

  Right? Are me and my cousin cousins?

• 40:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 40:59Peyton Hardin?

  Are we all a family? But we have, we're closer to each, me and Preston are closer in relation, right? Than me and my cousin.

• 41:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 41:07Peyton Hardin?

  But we're all family. Cupcakes? And cakes are brothers.

• 41:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 41:16Peyton Hardin?

  Right? They're brothers.

• 41:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they're not.

• 41:17Peyton Hardin?

  They're, they're, they're brothers. One's just shorter. They're brothers. They come from the same place. They have the same equal amount of DNA in them. They're just one smaller than the other.

• 41:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, shut up!

• 41:27Peyton Hardin?

  They're brothers. A muffin is the cousin, but guess what? They are all family. And that's whenever you sing to me.

• 41:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, Sean, do not sing it. Do not sing it. Yeah, do not sing it. Dance on your own.

• 41:41Peyton Hardin?

  That's not good?

• 41:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, yes, yes, yeah. Hey, cuz I, cuz I could end it by saying, are you and your cousin the same person? We're not debating close, we're debating the exact same.

• 41:56Peyton Hardin?

  Exact same.

• 41:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's all I gotta say. Is a cake and a muffin the same? Are you actually gonna do this for me? Are you gonna do it? I'll ki- I'll kiss you right here.

• 42:03Peyton Hardin?

  Cake and cupcakes are the exact same thing. Cakes and, cakes and cupcakes are on the exact same thing.

• 42:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't pinch me!

• 42:08Peyton Hardin?

  Cakes and cupcakes are on the same thing.

• 42:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, they.

• 42:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, hey, hey bubba, hey, it's just one, it's just one. Just stay on that knee, say, I'm sorry, Papa.

• 42:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not sorry, I'm right.

• 42:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 42:21Peyton Hardin?

  I'm right.

• 42:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, so, okay, so for definitive rightness.

• 42:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'm right.

• 42:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Are, the question was, are cake? And muffins the same thing?

• 42:30Peyton Hardin?

  Start lying on people behind the camera. I'm putting nasty allegations.

• 42:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, answer me, answer me.

• 42:34Peyton Hardin?

  If they do this, I'm putting nasty allegations.

• 42:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Answer me!

• 42:37Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 42:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Are cakes and muffins the same? It's a yes or no. I gave you consecutive yeses and noes. Alright, that's it, it's locked and loaded.

• 42:46Peyton Hardin?

  They're cousins.

• 42:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Clip, oh no, no, you, no, you, no, no, no, no. Clip it, no, I, I will.

• 42:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Clip that because it is not that is that is honestly I'm I sing his song sing his song for him. That's a monumental moment. Sing it.

• 43:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Sing it.

• 43:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 43:13Cameron Kennedy?

  We're clearing house.

• 43:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I go indeed, eh, indeed, go check it.

• 43:20Peyton Hardin?

  You know, I was reading comments the other day and um about the about our debates and I like to read what people think and I I appreciate the people that understand that we've done this since me and Cam were like 18, right? We've we've argued about everything since we were 18.

• 43:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 43:33Peyton Hardin?

  Like it used to be about TVs. It used to be about everything. We used to do this in the dorm with a bunch of people. So I appreciate the people that get it.

• 43:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Right?

• 43:40Peyton Hardin?

  Real. So.

• 43:44Peyton Hardin?

  Um.

• 43:46Peyton Hardin?

  I was. Sorry, that threw me off.

• 43:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I thought you were like. Emotional.

• 43:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, that threw me off.

• 43:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally thought you were like, so. I uh, I was like, what the coming next?

• 43:58Peyton Hardin?

  So I was.

• 43:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, what are we doing?

• 44:01Peyton Hardin?

  I was reading a comment, right? A DM actually I got. It said, hey, Peyton, I've been listening to the podcast every week for three years. I went and watched the YouTube version of the podcast for the first time. And I hadn't I did not guess y'all would look that way.

• 44:27Peyton Hardin?

  And it literally like me up.

• 44:32Peyton Hardin?

  Like you like, do you understand that? There's people right now that are diehard listeners on Spotify.

• 44:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Never seen us.

• 44:40Peyton Hardin?

  That don't know what we look like.

• 44:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I don't know. I don't know if.

• 44:44Peyton Hardin?

  Because how is that possible?

• 44:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That's that's up every time when they listen.

• 44:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's a good. Point, but like that's, that's a cartoon, but I'm saying like.

• 44:52Cameron Kennedy?

  But yeah.

• 44:53Peyton Hardin?

  But e- even if like, maybe they have a thing. I don't know.

• 44:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe they don't see it.

• 44:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, maybe they don't and maybe they're ma- I was assuming it was on Spotify because yeah, it's our biggest like audio platform. But maybe it's like, maybe it's like something else they have LimeWire. I don't know where this podcast goes. I don't know.

• 45:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That is wild to think of.

• 45:11Peyton Hardin?

  Like i- i- it honestly threw me for a loop and I'm just like. I think we're pretty big on TikTok. Like I think we, we, our videos get put out there like 20 million views on some things. I get to, there's a chance that. You've at least came across it once.

• 45:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Even if you didn't realize in the moment, like that's a.

• 45:30Peyton Hardin?

  I want, so I want to come, I want, I want y'all to comment uh on, if you're an audio listener on Spotify or wherever on iTunes. Have you like, is there anybody that hasn't seen our faces before?

• 45:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's kind of scary. I don't really like that. I don't like that. What do you, how do you know everything about my life?

• 45:47Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 45:48Cameron Kennedy?

  But you don't know my freckles?

• 45:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 45:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't know the mole I have? You've never seen me?

• 45:53Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think I sound like what I look like?

• 45:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Go again?

• 45:58Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, my name's Peyton Harden of the You Should Know Podcast. Dick's big as hell.

• 46:04Peyton Hardin?

  That was a rough way to introduce myself.

• 46:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Golly.

• 46:06Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry.

• 46:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I would say that's, that's, that's hard to ask though, because we see each other every day. Like it's hard to, you know what I'm saying? Don't you.

• 46:13Peyton Hardin?

  Let me try. Ooh.

• 46:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't you do it. Okay, here we go. Hey, what's up, man? Yeah, my name's Cam. What do, what do you do? Oh, that's sick. How long have you been doing that?

• 46:23Peyton Hardin?

  You sound like you sell your ass for the right price.

• 46:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, your turn. Go.

• 46:30Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, my name's Peyton Harden, the You Should Know Podcast. We're going on a world tour here pretty soon.

• 46:36Cameron Kennedy?

  If I had to guess that conversation was to yourself in a mirror with no one else around in a 3XL hoodie, that's what you sound like.

• 46:44Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I actually look like. I do that.

• 46:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what you sound like. Just like this. Hey, I'm Peyton. Uh, where are you? We're going on tour.

• 46:50Peyton Hardin?

  I actually do that though. I talk to myself in a 3XL hoodie. That's how you met me.

• 46:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that, but that is way pat, that's way in the past. Thank God for that. That is, I don't know though. You sound, that's impossible to say. I think you sound like you look. But I've seen you.

• 47:05Peyton Hardin?

  They, they said no behind the camera. Oh, he said no. Okay, Rob?

• 47:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Time out, I don't even think that's a real thing.

• 47:13Peyton Hardin?

  There's definitely people that don't sound like what they look like.

• 47:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but that's like the people that you, if they pop out an accent, or like one of those like villain voices, like their voices like-

• 47:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, so yeah, Mike Tyson would be a great, like, if you were to just see Mike Tyson, you wouldn't be like, "Hey, get your bird back, fat." You know what I mean, I'm Mike Tyson. Um, "I really wanna fight, this means nothing, it's stupid, this is all means nothing in this ecosystem." "I'm just a person, I'm just a person." "I'm not here to be glorified or none of that, we're all gonna die, be burned, daren't the ground, nothing matters."

• 47:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not the guy you look at. Why are you so good at that?

• 47:47Peyton Hardin?

  It's the lisp, I think it's the lisp community all comes together. Yeah, yeah, fuck you.

• 47:53Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ definitely doesn't sound like CJ looks like. That, now that, I can get on that train.

• 47:57Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 47:57Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ doesn't sound like that.

• 48:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, 100%, K-Rob. K-Rob is him.

• 48:04Cameron Kennedy?

  K-Rob, yeah.

• 48:04Peyton Hardin?

  Now, Pierce, not at all.

• 48:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, Pierce not at all either. Oh, Pierce is a- Dude, Pierce, back in like the 20s?

• 48:11Peyton Hardin?

  Like 1920s?

• 48:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 48:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, he would've thrived.

• 48:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Circus act.

• 48:14Peyton Hardin?

  I know, Pierce would've thrived.

• 48:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 48:18Peyton Hardin?

  Pierce 1800s?

• 48:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Pierce, Pierce, Pierce would've slayed.

• 48:25Peyton Hardin?

  Pierce is like, Pierce been trying to find, he's, he, he donates to the Time Machine Foundation, he's like, "Take me back!"

• 48:34Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "This time isn't mine, this one's too hard!"

• 48:37Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, "That guy's playing Young Thug in the Walmart loud, take me back."

• 48:43Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "Pajamas in the produce section!"

• 48:47Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all laughing a little too hard, what? I don't like that.

• 48:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Pierce goes, "Take me back to when things were pure and all nice."

• 48:58Peyton Hardin?

  This episode is brought to you by Ridge and Cam. I have never been more excited 'cause Ridge sent over their carbon fiber wallet? Are you kidding me?

• 49:11Cameron Kennedy?

  So good, so sleek, so durable.

• 49:14Peyton Hardin?

  It is such an upgrade from those flimsy little pleather wallets I'm always flipping around, ripping. Durability on this thing, listen to this.

• 49:25Peyton Hardin?

  Are you kidding me?

• 49:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, your cards, money, they're not going anywhere.

• 49:28Peyton Hardin?

  They're ultra slim. I'd be wearing some tight blue jeans. You know what I mean? I'd be wearing some tight blue jeans.

• 49:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I always never liked the wallets that are like this, like bill folds, like grandpa used to have.

• 49:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, we're not idiots.

• 49:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a good look.

• 49:41Peyton Hardin?

  You know, it looks like I'm walking around with a, with a brick in my pocket.

• 49:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Looks like I got a roll of duct tape back there.

• 49:45Peyton Hardin?

  This is sleek, right here.

• 49:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Sexy.

• 49:48Peyton Hardin?

  Slips into the pocket, you know what I mean? And you know what? You know what I like to do? I've been rocking this thing around since they gave it to us. Guess what I've done?

• 49:55Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you do?

• 49:55Peyton Hardin?

  I go out to dinner, a little date. I pull it out.

• 49:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me see.

• 49:58Peyton Hardin?

  Throw it on the table. You know what they say?

• 50:01Cameron Kennedy?

  What do they say?

• 50:02Peyton Hardin?

  Is that rich? And I go, you like it? You know what I mean? Ridge is really an upgrade in my life.

• 50:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It definitely, it definitely gives you that sleek, like almost a 007 vibe.

• 50:15Peyton Hardin?

  Look how thin this is.

• 50:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It's unreal.

• 50:17Peyton Hardin?

  It can hold up to 12 cards.

• 50:18Cameron Kennedy?

  It's thinner, it's literally thinner than like our iPhone.

• 50:21Peyton Hardin?

  12 cards in this thing.

• 50:22Cameron Kennedy?

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• 50:43Peyton Hardin?

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• 51:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, can I, can I just ask you something, honestly?

• 51:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you can.

• 51:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Last, last night.

• 51:19Peyton Hardin?

  That'd be weird if I said no, right?

• 51:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but you've done before.

• 51:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I have. That's actually a good point.

• 51:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's just odd. Last night, we're sitting there and Malachi's crying, right?

• 51:27Peyton Hardin?

  As he does.

• 51:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Crying, as a baby.

• 51:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 51:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go upstairs thinking it's a hunger cry. I'm like, he's probably hungry. It's a time, right?

• 51:36Peyton Hardin?

  You're his father.

• 51:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's perfect time. I'm thinking, okay, he's gotta eat. Liv goes, that's not a hunger cry. You didn't listen to it. So I go, all right. Let's address the kid first and then we're gonna circle back to this. We take care of him. It turns out it was a diaper cry.

• 51:51Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 51:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. So I go, what exactly did you mean when you say that wasn't a hunger cry?

• 51:57Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 51:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Babies have different cries.

• 52:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 52:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And you know this, you knew this?

• 52:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 52:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You knew babies-

• 52:03Peyton Hardin?

  I think everybody knows this.

• 52:05Cameron Kennedy?

  So, so you know that babies have different types of cries, they have their own language?

• 52:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but I can differentiate, I think that's the parents. Hey, cuz I've been told this before for years with my different friends that have babies.

• 52:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I think whenever this originated, I think some just like white woman got really bored one day. And said, you know, I think, I think babies are talking, I really think they are.

• 52:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're very, you're wrong, bro, there is different, you'll, you can be able to tell, I think, once you're like, I, I've heard this all the time, when you're around the kid a lot, and you're, and you start to pick up what kind of cries there are, you'll see what that, you'll know-

• 52:39Cameron Kennedy?

  To me-

• 52:40Peyton Hardin?

  You'll be able to tell what they need.

• 52:41Cameron Kennedy?

  The upset one is obvious, but apparently there's, there's five total cries, and I had a whole crash course last night.

• 52:47Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 52:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And I wanna quiz you to see if you can differentiate-

• 52:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, yeah, let's do it.

• 52:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And see if you have any, any clue.

• 52:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, or are you gonna like, how does this work, you're gonna cry to me?

• 52:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna cry to you. I'm gonna cry to you.

• 52:59Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know this is gonna be, okay. I, I don't, okay, so you're crying-

• 53:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm crying.

• 53:04Peyton Hardin?

  With your voice.

• 53:05Cameron Kennedy?

  With my voice, but I'm crying what the babies would say, there's letters and everything.

• 53:09Peyton Hardin?

  Letters?

• 53:10Cameron Kennedy?

  There's, there's a baby crying language.

• 53:12Peyton Hardin?

  Are we all just confused?

• 53:14Cameron Kennedy?

  They spell out the cries of what they're saying.

• 53:16Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, yeah, me too, okay.

• 53:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, I'm gonna give you a, I'm giving you an Oscar.

• 53:21Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, okay, yeah.

• 53:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm giving you an Oscar.

• 53:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 53:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop, drop, and best, here we go. First cry. Nah!

• 53:28Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh.

• 53:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Nah!

• 53:30Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, ooh, ooh.

• 53:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Nah! Nah! Nah!

• 53:36Peyton Hardin?

  What, I, I don't, I've never been around a baby.

• 53:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you!

• 53:39Peyton Hardin?

  But you have a kid.

• 53:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but just guess, think about babies, what would that, what could that be? Nah!

• 53:45Peyton Hardin?

  Like hungry?

• 53:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you guys! Fucking hunger.

• 53:50Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like that one. That one, that one's questionable.

• 53:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Not, even when I listened to, I listened to it last night, I said, I think she had an ulterior motive.

• 53:57Peyton Hardin?

  And whenever your son looks at me, he gave me that one too, and I'm like, yeah! I'm like, hey!

• 54:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, I just said you, I know you're not hungry. Okay, second one. A little different.

• 54:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey! Heh! Hey! Hey!

• 54:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's like there's something in that diaper they want.

• 54:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. Good guess. Good guess. Hey! Hey! And I'm doing it based off the video that I want.

• 54:22Peyton Hardin?

  They want, okay, they want attention.

• 54:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No. No, they don't want attention. Something, one more guess.

• 54:29Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 54:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey! Think about it. What does it sound like, almost?

• 54:32Peyton Hardin?

  Like hey, like they want, like they dropped something they want.

• 54:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's not a hey. They're not waving. It's a...

• 54:36Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 54:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey!

• 54:37Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I don't, I don't know.

• 54:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That's physically uncomfortable. Hot, cold, or wet they would be.

• 54:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying. Wet. There's something in that diaper.

• 54:47Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not diaper wet. It's, it could be. It could be.

• 54:49Peyton Hardin?

  How else is a baby getting wet?

• 54:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe I spilled a glass of milk on him.

• 54:52Peyton Hardin?

  And that's, that's a...

• 54:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It could be diaper. It could be.

• 54:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's a CPS issue.

• 54:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you meant like a poop or something.

• 54:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay.

• 54:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So, partial credit on that one, too. Second one, or third one. Eh! Eh! Eh!

• 55:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Simply.

• 55:08Peyton Hardin?

  Eh?

• 55:09Cameron Kennedy?

  E-H. Eh! Eh!

• 55:12Peyton Hardin?

  Um...

• 55:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Eh!

• 55:14Peyton Hardin?

  And I hear it. Um...

• 55:18Peyton Hardin?

  Eh would be...

• 55:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Eh!

• 55:20Peyton Hardin?

  And I heard it. I heard it again. Eh would be... Now, I'm gonna go, that one is, that sounds more uncomfortable. I would've taken that one as the uncomfortability one.

• 55:29Cameron Kennedy?

  What could they be, okay, what, what could be they, what could they be uncomfortable for? What do they need to do? Something needs to come out.

• 55:35Peyton Hardin?

  They gotta pee, they gotta poop?

• 55:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Close, but no.

• 55:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, throw up. Oh, they're about to burp and throw up.

• 55:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Apparently eh is burp. Universal for babies.

• 55:43Peyton Hardin?

  That does make sense.

• 55:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it doesn't!

• 55:45Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever I'm about to throw up, I give a good eh. Mine's just got a little more bass in it.

• 55:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You just had a U, a G, a H, you said eh.

• 55:51Peyton Hardin?

  Mine's a little more bass in it.

• 55:52Cameron Kennedy?

  It's eh.

• 55:53Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 55:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Two more. Oh!

• 55:57Peyton Hardin?

  If your baby's doing that, you gotta get it, it's a performing art.

• 55:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 56:00Peyton Hardin?

  That's Michael Jackson.

• 56:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh! O-W-H. Oh! Oh!

• 56:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  If your baby's doing that, I don't want to be around it. If I hear an infant go, "Oh," I'm gonna be like, "Fuck you." I don't know what that means. What is that?

• 56:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Think of it as the softest, softest.

• 56:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's a little tickled.

• 56:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not tickling him, he goes, "Oh."

• 56:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't know, what is it?

• 56:25Cameron Kennedy?

  They're sleepy. You see how I'm starting to think this is?

• 56:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, it does make sense. I think I just.

• 56:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You said you thought the kid was getting tickled, the kid's trying to take a nap.

• 56:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, I, I, there's, it's definitely a real thing, and those do make sense, whenever they're explained. I just am never around a baby, so I, I wouldn't know.

• 56:41Cameron Kennedy?

  But think about first time parents, you gotta learn them.

• 56:44Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's what I'm saying.

• 56:44Cameron Kennedy?

  What about right off the rip?

• 56:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, yeah, I'm saying.

• 56:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Like Malachi's going, "Eh." And I'm trying to slap his back and get a burp out, he's like, "I'm trying to take a nap."

• 56:50Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I have a vasectomy, I'm not gonna, they snip my right up.

• 56:55Peyton Hardin?

  About 15 minute procedure, they cut my nut.

• 56:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, I got a little vasectectomy.

• 57:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You do not have a vasectectomy.

• 57:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, but if I change my mind, snip me back.

• 57:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Michael Scott style.

• 57:07Peyton Hardin?

  Michael Scott.

• 57:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Snip, snap, snip, snap, snip, snap. You know how hard three vasectomies is?

• 57:12Peyton Hardin?

  Is this on a person?

• 57:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, would you ever?

• 57:16Peyton Hardin?

  Would I ever get a vasectomy?

• 57:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 57:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 57:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Pre or post kids?

• 57:22Peyton Hardin?

  Now. I would get one now, a vasectomy?

• 57:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd get a vasectomy before the end of 2025.

• 57:29Peyton Hardin?

  I would get a vasectomy before the end of the day.

• 57:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you wouldn't. Why?

• 57:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I understand, I understand that, but I'm saying, uh.

• 57:39Peyton Hardin?

  I don't.

• 57:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You got skills?

• 57:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no.

• 57:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You have resources?

• 57:42Peyton Hardin?

  Thing is, as I get older, the skills start to lessen. My, my three point shooting average has gone down. I'm about 20% from the field.

• 57:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, I used to shoot about 94% beyond the arc.

• 57:51Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, well, my next month is ruined of anxiety.

• 57:57Peyton Hardin?

  I'm abstinent, but I would get a vasectomy, I wanted a vasectomy, I brought it up to my mom when I was like 11 or 12, bro. I always knew like I don't want kids and unless I find the right one.

• 58:10Cameron Kennedy?

  So as a kid.

• 58:11Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't want kids.

• 58:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't want kids as a literal youth as child.

• 58:16Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 58:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You were in the fifth grade talking to your mom about getting your penis sniffed.

• 58:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's not what a vasectomy is. They don't touch your penis.

• 58:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd beg to differ. They definitely gotta touch it. They might not go in and cut it, but they gotta.

• 58:28Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I was saying. They don't snip your penis. Well, for me, they'd have to move it. They gotta tape it to my chest.

• 58:32Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, oh, they said, go in the sky. Jimmy, help me real quick.

• 58:38Peyton Hardin?

  They're like, the little emergency button. They press it. They're like, everybody hands on there.

• 58:42Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, get the crane in here. Get the crane.

• 58:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, a hundred percent. I'd get a vasectomy. See, I'm, I'm not gonna lie. I would be that test monkey for the male birth control. I'll take it. Let me be a, let me, my spine might come out my foot, but I'mma try it. What? Why wouldn't we?

• 59:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You would, okay. Now, in, in the contract of you being the test.

• 59:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you have to perform an art to where the product is being tested a certain, a certain volume? Maybe?

• 59:16Peyton Hardin?

  I think you do have to, but I think you just put it into a little tube and they, they go run that through a lab. I don't think you go.

• 59:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That would make more sense.

• 59:22Peyton Hardin?

  You think they just have people that are like, if I get pregnant, I do, yeah, we'll try it. Like, how did you think that test was gonna go? I'll tell you, guys are freaks.

• 59:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think, I don't, I'm not a.

• 59:32Peyton Hardin?

  You should hear what he said about a Lamborghini Urus the other day.

• 59:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I, yeah, I said, have to the Urus.

• 59:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, see, now I wasn't expecting you to, to bring it out. That's not what you said.

• 59:41Cameron Kennedy?

  What did I say?

• 59:41Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay, but.

• 59:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That is exactly what I said.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's fine. I, I think, I think, I think it's normal that I want a vasectomy and I think that's my right.

• 59:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I think that is your right. I think it's fine now. When you say it at 11 years old, now that's where it's a little questionable. It's just different.

• 59:54Peyton Hardin?

  And what's the most down bad thing you contemplated doing for money?

• 59:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 59:59Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I have a, I have a, I have a thick list and I was close, like almost like I was at the front door.

• 1:00:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:00:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you tell me.

• 1:00:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I, off the top of my head, be, that's, that's just right now. I don't know. I don't know if I was ever down that bad.

• 1:00:13Peyton Hardin?

  You've, you've donated an un.

• 1:00:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I, I, yeah, there's a large, a large percentage of my plasma in the state of Arkansas, cause I wanted to go to Kroger and be able to buy whatever groceries I wanted. I was a regular. They, they would dap me up. I'd walk into a plasma bank center and they dap me up.

• 1:00:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's a problem. If you're donating that much plasma for what was it like? Ten dollars a plasma?

• 1:00:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, they're paying good. They were paying good. I had a card.

• 1:00:38Peyton Hardin?

  Didn't you buy your engagement ring off with plasma?

• 1:00:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not buy my wife's ring with plasma money.

• 1:00:45Peyton Hardin?

  You did something with it.

• 1:00:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I bought all my groceries.

• 1:00:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's strange.

• 1:00:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, hey, you coming down? You want some steaks? I said, all right, just give me a couple of days. I went in there, they drained me clean. Forty-eight hours, a lot of water, I'm, I'm healthy, good to go.

• 1:00:56Peyton Hardin?

  Though the, the most down bad thing I got close to doing, and this is a story.

• 1:01:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I am scared what you're about to say.

• 1:01:02Peyton Hardin?

  Donating my, my seeds. Little, little swimming donation. Swear.

• 1:01:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, I immediately need to know two things.

• 1:01:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Geographical location of where you were.

• 1:01:16Peyton Hardin?

  Houston, Texas.

• 1:01:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, okay, that answers the second one, the age.

• 1:01:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You, as a twenty, twenty-one-year-old spry.

• 1:01:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I was down bad.

• 1:01:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Spry young buck. Were thinking about going to the, to the drop off, the bank.

• 1:01:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And spreading your seed.

• 1:01:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God, and at that time, I was, I was libido's high. I could have filled up six cups.

• 1:01:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, you, I couldn't even roll over in the bed in the morning, I was too.

• 1:01:47Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, I was, good God, I would have broke something.

• 1:01:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, I, I went, I, I Googled it, I searched it, I looked like, would I have to be in the people's life afterwards? And you sign a paper, you don't have to, at least the one I went to, it was kind of backdoorish. Like, they didn't have, like, any images on their website. It was one of those, so I think it was just a guy that was like, I'll take it.

• 1:02:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You walk in, the doctor's in a car, hardens some boots.

• 1:02:09Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, give it up.

• 1:02:10Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, just go to that room, do what you need to, put it in the glass.

• 1:02:13Peyton Hardin?

  He was like, you want a magazine, you want me in there, huh?

• 1:02:20Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, really, you're still not done? Let me call up my.

• 1:02:22Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, oh, hold on.

• 1:02:23Peyton Hardin?

  Cheryl, come down here again.

• 1:02:25Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, hold on, I got.

• 1:02:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, okay.

• 1:02:30Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I went all the way to the front door.

• 1:02:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You went to like.

• 1:02:33Peyton Hardin?

  In my Jeep Wrangler.

• 1:02:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so you're not saying like hype like scenario, you were very close to walking, you physically went to the building.

• 1:02:40Peyton Hardin?

  I was poor dude, I, I, I was down bad monetarily. I don't, I don't, it was good, I don't remember, but I remember it was enough to make me drive to the front door.

• 1:02:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So be- before, so before like, like burgers on like six hour shifts, you said, and donation.

• 1:02:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, no, well, I didn't want my.

• 1:02:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Before maybe a 40% off a dick sporting goods, you said, I'm just gonna be the dick sporting goods.

• 1:03:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't think of a regular job first.

• 1:03:06Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I didn't want to do like fast food or anything like that because the oils would make my skin break out. And so I was like, I'm not doing that, I can, but I, I do this in my bathroom, might as well do it for some money. You know what I mean?

• 1:03:17Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, me, I clock into this job every day. He said, why am I not getting paid for it? Yeah, I don't mind a couple of overtime.

• 1:03:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I drove up to the front door and it was like.

• 1:03:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't stop now, you can't stop now.

• 1:03:32Peyton Hardin?

  Drove up to one of those buildings that there's no branding on the outside, but there's trucks. And you're like, I can't tell what's going on in here, but this is where the address took me. There's no windows, there's a lot of like.

• 1:03:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No windows.

• 1:03:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's one of those where there's, there's like grass growing out of the brick. Like, it's like, this doesn't look good on the outside. And then I got up there and there was a front door, it's the only window you could see through. And the demo there bringing in, immediately looked inward, dude, I was like, I don't belong with these people.

• 1:04:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:04:01Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, I was like, I'm above these people.

• 1:04:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Who was, who was in there? Oh, who was in there?

• 1:04:06Peyton Hardin?

  Those Oklahoma, the one tooth, it was a bunch of them. It was a bunch of people who do not have dental insurance, I can tell you that.

• 1:04:16Peyton Hardin?

  A bunch of people, they take their socks off, COVID's a coming back.

• 1:04:21Peyton Hardin?

  All, all your meetings are gonna be on Zoom, I swear to God, they take that boot off.

• 1:04:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, let's think, now, let's just think about this, let's connect the dots.

• 1:04:27Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go ahead.

• 1:04:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You're going as a spry young buck 2021.

• 1:04:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 1:04:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Your seat is of value.

• 1:04:32Peyton Hardin?

  Rip, ripped through my denim jeans.

• 1:04:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're looking in and you see a 58 year old man, toothless.

• 1:04:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, dude, and they were already pre looking at the magazines in the lobby. It was one of those, it's like, they're getting a little warm up in there. It's like, whenever you start your car in the cold, you gotta sit in it for a little bit before you drive, that's what they were doing.

• 1:04:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, there. It was like, and then I saw CJ in the corner like this.

• 1:05:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, it was bad. Dude.

• 1:05:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I, isn't it crazy that we both gave bodily fluids just wildly different foods? Wildly different.

• 1:05:12Peyton Hardin?

  What happens if you miss the cup?

• 1:05:15Peyton Hardin?

  Do they charge you?

• 1:05:17Cameron Kennedy?

  If they're charging you to yourself because of a miss?

• 1:05:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's gotta give me a.

• 1:05:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That, then they're, they're con artists. If you've missed, first off, you need to calm down.

• 1:05:27Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, 2019 Peyton, you could've, dude, I would've been top five on the.

• 1:05:34Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like, what the?

• 1:05:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That's still, that blows my mind. There's always, there, I feel like there's never been a normal conversation regarding your work history. That has just been, ah, didn't want to, oh, I didn't think of that. Why didn't you think about McDonald's? The grease, the aroma, the.

• 1:05:51Peyton Hardin?

  It made me break out.

• 1:05:52Cameron Kennedy?

  My skin out and I'm spending more money on self-care.

• 1:05:54Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm not good at like customer service, dude. Like, I'm really not. Like, I generally don't care about this building enough or this job to be nice to you if you're mean to me.

• 1:06:02Cameron Kennedy?

  But you would be, you would be a, you'd be a hell of a, hell of a person like at a fast food.

• 1:06:08Peyton Hardin?

  You think so?

• 1:06:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Back, back in the young days too, you'd have an AirPod in or you'd have one little stringy headphone in.

• 1:06:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd be sitting there. You'd just be listening to your podcast, flipping.

• 1:06:16Peyton Hardin?

  You think I could cook?

• 1:06:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're not, oh, bum, it's frozen patty, click 45 seconds, hit go.

• 1:06:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:06:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you go, mayo.

• 1:06:24Peyton Hardin?

  You have a lot of, you have a lot of hope in me because I'd find a way to that up.

• 1:06:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You probably would, you probably would.

• 1:06:32Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:07:06Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:07:07Peyton Hardin?

  Smell like an old burger.

• 1:07:09Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:07:09Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:07:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:07:15Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:07:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:07:17Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:07:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:07:18Peyton Hardin?

  Crack.

• 1:07:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:07:19Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:07:20Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:07:21Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:07:22Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:07:24Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:08:09Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:08:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Hello.

• 1:08:34Peyton Hardin?

  Smell fresh, stay dry, and boost your confidence from head to toe. Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 1:08:46Peyton Hardin?

  But you brought up, uh, didn't you say something about Kroger? I heard something about Kroger. Oh, yeah, you were getting the groceries. You so, for your plasma, you'd go get groceries, right? And I had this conversation with somebody, right?

• 1:08:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:08:59Peyton Hardin?

  And I want to know what you think. Because we don't, we talk, we always rank a bunch of different things.

• 1:09:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:09:05Peyton Hardin?

  But this might be a hot take. But I genuinely believe.

• 1:09:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Shocker.

• 1:09:09Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely believe Dollar General is the best grocery store of all time. And it is highly, highly underrated.

• 1:09:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother, one.

• 1:09:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna go on a ledge, hot take myself, Dollar General sucks. And two, it is not a grocery store.

• 1:09:25Peyton Hardin?

  One, wow, that's-

• 1:09:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a grocery store.

• 1:09:28Peyton Hardin?

  First off, you grew up rich if you think Dollar General isn't all that. Dollar General is the-

• 1:09:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, Dollar General was the [BLEEP] when we were young. Now-

• 1:09:35Peyton Hardin?

  Now it's still good.

• 1:09:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:09:37Peyton Hardin?

  It is the, and it is a grocery store.

• 1:09:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a grocery store. There's, there's nothing, there's nothing that you can say. Dollar General is a convenience store.

• 1:09:45Peyton Hardin?

  It is a- It's a convenience store?

• 1:09:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Dollar General is a convenience store.

• 1:09:50Peyton Hardin?

  It is a grocery, can you buy groceries in Dollar General?

• 1:09:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Depending on the Dollar General, of course, you can buy some groceries.

• 1:09:57Peyton Hardin?

  Then that makes it a grocery store. There's a store and there's groceries in it, grocery store. That was a quick one. Should I sing already?

• 1:10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you should not sing already.

• 1:10:04Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know.

• 1:10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you should not sing already. Is Dollar, is Dollar Tree a grocery store?

• 1:10:08Peyton Hardin?

  Can you buy eggs and milk?

• 1:10:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you cannot. Some of them. I've seen milk in a Dollar Tree.

• 1:10:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, then yeah. There's a grocery store.

• 1:10:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are not grocery stores.

• 1:10:16Peyton Hardin?

  I bought a salad in a Dollar Tree.

• 1:10:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You can buy, you can buy, I've, there's milk in gas stations.

• 1:10:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, but they still sell gas. That makes it a gas station.

• 1:10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  But apart from the gas station, when you go into that, it's a convenience store, same [BLEEP]. It's quick things. It's, there's, there's not a big variety. There's not your normal grocery store. There's not all your-

• 1:10:36Peyton Hardin?

  What makes it, what makes a grocery store a grocery store then?

• 1:10:38Cameron Kennedy?

  To me, a grocery store is all your groceries. Dollar General does not have all your groceries.

• 1:10:43Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know what my dietary nutrition stats are. I could genuinely just eat eggs and salami sandwiches, and I can get that at a Dollar General.

• 1:10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I got, I got you locked in not finding salami at a Dollar General.

• 1:10:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I could 100% get salami at a Dollar General.

• 1:10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not buying, there's not a [BLEEP] deli. There's not a deli in a Dollar General.

• 1:10:59Peyton Hardin?

  You can literally, there's not one thing-

• 1:11:00Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not walking up to a person in a yellow shirt and a black hat that says DG, says, "Hey, can I get a quarter pound of honey sliced ham?"

• 1:11:05Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, you're going to really good DGs if there's [BLEEP] employees readily available. I've never gone, I've never gone to a Dollar General where I can find some of their-

• 1:11:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm literally like, "Hey, hello?"

• 1:11:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I've, I've been, I'll sit at the check, I'll be like, I've been here 15 minutes, but I'm getting this $1 plunger.

• 1:11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You're better than me. I'll scream if I'm up there. But no, you're not, you're not getting salami!

• 1:11:26Peyton Hardin?

  Can you get chips at a Dollar General?

• 1:11:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:11:28Peyton Hardin?

  Can you get-

• 1:11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Can you get chips at a gas station?

• 1:11:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:11:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:11:31Peyton Hardin?

  Can you get gas at a Dollar General?

• 1:11:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You can get propane.

• 1:11:35Peyton Hardin?

  Can you get gas at a Dollar-

• 1:11:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:11:37Peyton Hardin?

  Can you get gas at a Dollar General?

• 1:11:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:11:38Peyton Hardin?

  Can you get gas at a gas station?

• 1:11:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:11:40Peyton Hardin?

  So that's the difference. Next one, right?

• 1:11:42Cameron Kennedy?

  So-

• 1:11:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What can you get-

• 1:11:45Peyton Hardin?

  At a grocery store that you cannot get at a Dollar General.

• 1:11:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Deli meats like that.

• 1:11:51Peyton Hardin?

  You can get deli meats. I've already told you. I've physically bought that.

• 1:11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Prepackaged deli meats?

• 1:11:55Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't matter how. Okay, so it's deli meats. So that's another L.

• 1:11:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't, you can't get a full assortment. You can't get specific things. There's very, very, very little choices hence convenience store.

• 1:12:07Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't.

• 1:12:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Dollar Generals are always like on the way to the grocery store. Like they'll be put there in the middle of nowhere because the grocery store is 30 minutes away. So they might need a, they might need a two liter of off brand Coke at eight o'clock at night. It's still a Dollar General.

• 1:12:20Peyton Hardin?

  So if you always, so say in your example, if the grocery, big grocery store is far away.

• 1:12:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:12:25Peyton Hardin?

  And so you get all your groceries from a Dollar General. Does that not make it your grocery store?

• 1:12:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No. That me, that makes it your, it's convenient. It is convenient.

• 1:12:36Peyton Hardin?

  So if I have, if I have a Target.

• 1:12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Convenient.

• 1:12:38Peyton Hardin?

  If I have a Target I can walk to, is that convenient?

• 1:12:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, thank you.

• 1:12:42Peyton Hardin?

  If I have a, answer me.

• 1:12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  If you have a Target, yeah, that's convenient.

• 1:12:45Peyton Hardin?

  So that is a convenience store as well because it is a store that is convenient.

• 1:12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's still a grocery store.

• 1:12:50Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's at time because I think he's running out. Do you want to keep going? You're fighting? You keep fighting?

• 1:12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, a Dollar Gen, okay. I would say another point. You cannot get. A Dollar General is very condensed, very small selection. I've already said that, right? You can, there's no, just rightfully, you're arguing semantics, definitions. No one's going to say a Dollar General is a grocery store compared to your Walmarts, Krogers. It's stuff of that nature.

• 1:13:16Peyton Hardin?

  What makes them different?

• 1:13:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't, you can't buy a TV in a Dollar General.

• 1:13:20Peyton Hardin?

  That, that doesn't, that's not groceries.

• 1:13:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Walmarts, Targets, Krogers?

• 1:13:26Peyton Hardin?

  TVs aren't groceries.

• 1:13:27Cameron Kennedy?

  So, okay, is a Whole Foods the same as Dollar General? Whole Foods is, is strictly groceries, right?

• 1:13:33Peyton Hardin?

  Ye, uh, no, it's not strictly groceries, but yeah.

• 1:13:36Cameron Kennedy?

  What do they sell that's not groceries?

• 1:13:37Peyton Hardin?

  Vitamins, supplements, flowers.

• 1:13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so it's, it's grocery. Yeah, you're a wizard today. Okay, so is a Whole Foods a Dollar General? Are they, are they very similar?

• 1:13:48Peyton Hardin?

  Is a Whole Foods a Dollar General? No, a Whole Foods is a Whole Foods.

• 1:13:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, is Whole Foods and Dollar General the same? Are they, are they both?

• 1:13:54Peyton Hardin?

  They're both grocery stores, yes.

• 1:13:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Dollar General and Whole Foods are neck and neck for you. They're cousins, they're brothers.

• 1:14:04Peyton Hardin?

  Is AMC, the movie theater, the same as the 25 cent movie theaters you can get and go watch old films, right? Are they the same?

• 1:14:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are both movie theaters.

• 1:14:14Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, but one doesn't show the new movies and it's all big and nice and exciting, right? The same thing comparatively to the Whole Foods and the Dollar General.

• 1:14:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not, that's a stretch.

• 1:14:23Peyton Hardin?

  I think my whole foot, I think my whole foot is in the pot right now.

• 1:14:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. You're pulling a hamstring. You're pulling, what's another, what's another, uh, Publix?

• 1:14:30Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I've never been to a Publix.

• 1:14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Never been? Jesus Christ, HEB. Like, HEB, HEB is the same as a Dollar General? You're shitting me.

• 1:14:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're not the same.

• 1:14:41Cameron Kennedy?

  HEB's a grocery store.

• 1:14:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they're both grocery stores, but they're not the same grocery store.

• 1:14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, they're-

• 1:14:46Peyton Hardin?

  There's levels, yes, I agree, but in my opinion, it's fair, because name another grocery store where you can get groceries for a dollar.

• 1:14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't get groceries for a dollar? Dollar General, Dollar General's expensive.

• 1:14:55Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, it's like 175, right?

• 1:14:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's Dollar Tree, it's 125. Dollar General's like 350 for a box of Graham crackers.

• 1:15:02Peyton Hardin?

  And you could, and you could buy outdoor furniture at a Dollar General.

• 1:15:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Outdoor furniture, it's a $6 pool chair. It's not outdoor furniture, it's a pool chair with a tiki torch.

• 1:15:13Peyton Hardin?

  It's the same, but-

• 1:15:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it's in the middle of nowhere on the way to the real furniture.

• 1:15:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, I have a Dollar General in a very, I've seen it in a very affluent neighborhood.

• 1:15:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Actually, I'd be willing to argue that. I think Dollar Generals are literally in the-

• 1:15:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not true at all.

• 1:15:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I don't know if there's a Dollar General in Frisco. I don't know if there's one.

• 1:15:30Peyton Hardin?

  There's one in Flugerville.

• 1:15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  But it was there previous to the expansion of the empire.

• 1:15:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's new. Dollar, Dollar General's not sh- You're just rich, dude, sorry, when I were the regular civilians.

• 1:15:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't do that. When's the last time you've been in a Dollar General?

• 1:15:50Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, about a year ago.

• 1:15:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I was in a Dollar General this weekend.

• 1:15:53Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:15:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why I'm passionate that it is-

• 1:15:56Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's, it's the best. I love a Dollar General. And they're always connected, like, if you ever get one on a, on a shopping strip, they're connected to Rue 21.

• 1:16:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's, uh, did you hear yourself?

• 1:16:05Peyton Hardin?

  Wicked pool, huh?

• 1:16:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you hear yourself? Has there been an HEB with a Rue 21 next to it?

• 1:16:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Yes, there has. Yes, there has, in Flugerville, Texas.

• 1:16:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there isn't.

• 1:16:17Peyton Hardin?

  It's in Hutto, actually.

• 1:16:18Cameron Kennedy?

  It's connected.

• 1:16:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it's connected, and like a nail salon, and like some tax place, they're all connected.

• 1:16:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're out of your mind.

• 1:16:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you.

• 1:16:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do y'all have standing Route 21s? Despite themselves not in all.

• 1:16:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're stripped. I'm saying they're stripped together.

• 1:16:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know, but self-standing Route 21s disgusting in its own worth.

• 1:16:34Peyton Hardin?

  We're nice.

• 1:16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, okay, we're gonna go down this line, cuz this, this is the shit you like to do, right? I'm gonna say things you can buy at Walmart, things you can buy at...

• 1:16:42Peyton Hardin?

  Dollar General.

• 1:16:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay?

• 1:16:44Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:16:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Customized birthday cake. From the bakery.

• 1:16:48Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:16:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Can you buy that at Dollar General?

• 1:16:50Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:16:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:16:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's not a grocery.

• 1:16:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Fresh daily bread. Dollar General?

• 1:16:56Peyton Hardin?

  You can get bread at Dollar General.

• 1:16:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Fresh, fresh daily bread.

• 1:16:59Peyton Hardin?

  You can't say specific brands, that's different.

• 1:17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not a brand? I'm talking about bread.

• 1:17:03Peyton Hardin?

  Fresh daily bread.

• 1:17:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Bread that's made fresh daily.

• 1:17:05Peyton Hardin?

  It's not groceries. It's not groceries, it's not groceries.

• 1:17:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Bread's not groceries?

• 1:17:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, bread is, but fresh daily bread doesn't make something more or less of a... If you just say bread, yes, you can buy bread of both.

• 1:17:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you can buy bread, but that's...

• 1:17:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying, but you're saying just because it's nicer at a different place, doesn't mean it's not a same thing.

• 1:17:20Cameron Kennedy?

  There's just a bakery, there's a fully functioning bakery.

• 1:17:23Peyton Hardin?

  Bakery does not make it a grocery store.

• 1:17:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So, does Dollar General have a bakery?

• 1:17:25Peyton Hardin?

  Doesn't make it a grocery store.

• 1:17:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we're just gonna go down a line.

• 1:17:27Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, yeah, does it have a parking lot? Like, does it have revolving doors? Like, that's like the same type of thing, I'm saying, it doesn't matter. Does it have tap to pay? Like, that's what I'm saying, that you're just naming things that are nice. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, you're just naming things that are nicer.

• 1:17:39Cameron Kennedy?

  So, how many noes do we have to get to to say they're not the same?

• 1:17:42Peyton Hardin?

  That's, but you're arguing...

• 1:17:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That's kinda the picture I'm painting. If there's 90 things that they don't have that are the same...

• 1:17:47Peyton Hardin?

  Cuz you're, you're saying, just because it doesn't have the nicest version of something, doesn't make it not...

• 1:17:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not saying nicest version.

• 1:17:53Peyton Hardin?

  Just cuz it has fresh daily bread, does... So, Aldi, I'll go into Aldi, there's not fresh daily bread in there, is that a grocery store?

• 1:17:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Aldi is a grocery store.

• 1:18:00Peyton Hardin?

  Does it have fresh daily bread?

• 1:18:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:18:02Peyton Hardin?

  So, so your Dollar General point that you just tried to make is wrong, right?

• 1:18:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine, that one.

• 1:18:07Peyton Hardin?

  There you go, that's, I think my, yeah, that deserves it. Come on.

• 1:18:22Peyton Hardin?

  That was nice. Now, I'm not gonna lie, K-Rod feels bad for you right now. Look how bad you're getting cooked.

• 1:18:28Cameron Kennedy?

  While Dollar General is not traditionally considered a grocery store. What do you know?

• 1:18:35Peyton Hardin?

  Boo.

• 1:18:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you know?

• 1:18:36Peyton Hardin?

  He can't make an argument by himself. Ask the chat GPT.

• 1:18:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Not traditionally considered. Oh, that's just Google. That's not chat GPT.

• 1:18:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, not traditionally?

• 1:18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's not.

• 1:18:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay, bud. It's alright. It's an L. It's an L. You have taken so... Hey, I've read so many comments saying, "I love how the podcast has evolved to Cam being wrong majority of the time."

• 1:18:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I've read it every single week. They're like, "It's Peyton winning every time now."

• 1:18:54Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I'm telling you, I'm just smarter.

• 1:18:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It is a paradigm shift. Good God.

• 1:19:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm not gonna restart it. You know it's not a grocery store. I'm not gonna. I cooked on that one.

• 1:19:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. Oh my God, you...

• 1:19:10Peyton Hardin?

  So me and Cam just came from walking outside, right? If you don't know, our studio is in downtown. Me and Cam were just walking downtown and this debate just randomly sparked out of nowhere. So we were like, "We gotta save it. We're coming on to talk about it."

• 1:19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so...

• 1:19:26Peyton Hardin?

  We are arguing right now, "If you live in a car, are you considered homeless?"

• 1:19:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. That's adult... It's not... That's not much of a...

• 1:19:36Peyton Hardin?

  It's absolutely you're not, Cam.

• 1:19:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, okay, I get what you're trying to do, right?

• 1:19:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You're trying to put on your beautiful little robe, your satchel, and just be the shepherd to all the lambs. You're homeless. Let's just keep it honest.

• 1:19:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:19:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's not a wrong thing. I'm not like smiting you, but I'm saying that's not home.

• 1:19:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it is.

• 1:19:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You're sleeping in your car.

• 1:19:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. And what is the number one phrase when you talk about a home? "A home is where the heart is."

• 1:20:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, Disney Channel. No. A home is a house. It's a home, an apartment, a home. It's where you live permanently, and that is a home. It's its own building. You leave your...

• 1:20:14Peyton Hardin?

  Permanently?

• 1:20:15Cameron Kennedy?

  For your home?

• 1:20:17Peyton Hardin?

  You have to permanently live there for it to be your home?

• 1:20:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Are we kidding? If you go to a hotel and you sleep there for a night, is that your home?

• 1:20:25Peyton Hardin?

  If I'm on a-

• 1:20:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Or do you go back to your house where you stayed permanently?

• 1:20:27Peyton Hardin?

  If I'm on a one-year lease and my apartment is at a home still?

• 1:20:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You permanently live there for your lease, for your term of your lease. You're there permanently. That is where you go home.

• 1:20:37Peyton Hardin?

  Do you know what the word "permanent" means?

• 1:20:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Not until you die!

• 1:20:40Peyton Hardin?

  That's what "permanent" means.

• 1:20:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that y'all-

• 1:20:43Peyton Hardin?

  That is what "permanent" means.

• 1:20:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't say for eternity. I didn't say from conception to-

• 1:20:47Peyton Hardin?

  You said "permanently."

• 1:20:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Your permanent address, your address.

• 1:20:51Peyton Hardin?

  My tattoo is what?

• 1:20:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That's permanent, yes.

• 1:20:55Peyton Hardin?

  Can I ever get off, get rid of it?

• 1:20:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What word would you like me to say?

• 1:20:58Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, you brought it up.

• 1:20:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Where you sleep, day in, day out.

• 1:21:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, can I, so if I sleep in my car, day in, day out, that's my home?

• 1:21:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a home. It's not a home because you're sleeping in, you're sleeping in a car. That's not your home. That's not, you can't get mail at your car. You can't say my license plate is VMH 778.

• 1:21:19Peyton Hardin?

  I can't, okay.

• 1:21:19Cameron Kennedy?

  They don't have a mailbox at your home.

• 1:21:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's crazy.

• 1:21:21Cameron Kennedy?

  They don't give you mail.

• 1:21:22Peyton Hardin?

  That's crazy, because right now at my house, I can't get mail.

• 1:21:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not, because you lost your key!

• 1:21:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, because mail genuinely cannot come to my house. There's a mess up with the postal service. I cannot get mail at my house, so do I not have a home?

• 1:21:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but you had-

• 1:21:35Peyton Hardin?

  I literally shipped my passport to your house because I can't get mail.

• 1:21:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You said something messed up. You had, when you got there, there was a working mail system. I remember grabbing mounds of mail out of your mailbox and walking back. Your mail works.

• 1:21:48Peyton Hardin?

  So you're-

• 1:21:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So just because something messed up-

• 1:21:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what about this? Yes or no, are there people who fiscally can buy a home, right?

• 1:21:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:21:58Peyton Hardin?

  There's people out there that can financially buy a home, but decide to buy a van and travel around the country and live in their van. Is that van not their home?

• 1:22:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You're talking like RVs?

• 1:22:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, I said a van.

• 1:22:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a van and they like gut the van out.

• 1:22:15Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care what they do to it.

• 1:22:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That, now that's nomadic, sure.

• 1:22:20Peyton Hardin?

  So it's a home.

• 1:22:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But that's not what we're arguing. We were just down here. If you take that approach and they choose to take a car, gut the car out, add a sink, shower, bed.

• 1:22:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, I did not say that. I said it's a car. Is a van a car?

• 1:22:34Cameron Kennedy?

  A van. If someone's living in a normal van, no.

• 1:22:36Peyton Hardin?

  Is a van a car?

• 1:22:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:22:38Peyton Hardin?

  If you're deciding to live in that van and travel the country, is that your home?

• 1:22:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm going with no.

• 1:22:45Peyton Hardin?

  Why is it not?

• 1:22:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you're sleeping in your car.

• 1:22:47Peyton Hardin?

  But that's why I'm deciding to live. I live in there. I do everything in there.

• 1:22:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That, no you don't. No you don't.

• 1:22:53Peyton Hardin?

  What do they do?

• 1:22:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't have, you don't have anything in the van. You're just sleeping in the van because you want to travel and sightsee, which is fine.

• 1:23:00Peyton Hardin?

  So why is that not a home? Why though?

• 1:23:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause there's no bed, there's no plumbing, there's no shower, there's no sink, there's no toilet, you can't get mail.

• 1:23:07Peyton Hardin?

  So you have to have all that to be a house? The prerequisite is a house is a shower, a sink, a toilet? So whenever, so whenever we lived in a dorm, or people that live in dorm rooms, that have community showers, they don't have, in their rooms, they don't have showers, they don't have laundry, they don't have any of that. They don't have sinks.

• 1:23:27Cameron Kennedy?

  They have it community version, because there's just so many people from the campus to save money.

• 1:23:31Peyton Hardin?

  And you know what the community version of living in your van is? A 7-Eleven, or a Planet Fitness, you can go shower in. There's people that choose to go do that.

• 1:23:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That doesn't make a van a home.

• 1:23:44Peyton Hardin?

  It, why not?

• 1:23:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a car.

• 1:23:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:23:47Cameron Kennedy?

  If I, if no one ever's like, come, come to my house. And then you open it up, make sure you strap in, seatbelt on.

• 1:23:53Peyton Hardin?

  Why couldn't they?

• 1:23:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause it's their car, they're, just because they're living out of their car, does not make it a house, does not make it a home.

• 1:24:01Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 1:24:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it's a car.

• 1:24:03Peyton Hardin?

  But why, I'm asking, you keep saying that. Why? What's so wrong about, what's, what's the thing about?

• 1:24:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not saying anything's wrong.

• 1:24:09Peyton Hardin?

  But what's the thing about a car?

• 1:24:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a home.

• 1:24:10Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so if I bought a house, right? If I bought this shack of a house.

• 1:24:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:24:14Peyton Hardin?

  And there's nothing in it. Like literally, there's not a door, there's not a room, there's not a, it's a hollowed out house. And I sleep in that thing. I bought it. I sleep in that thing.

• 1:24:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:24:27Peyton Hardin?

  That's a home.

• 1:24:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a home. It is made at for shelter, made for you to be in. It is a building. It cannot move.

• 1:24:36Peyton Hardin?

  You just changed your answer.

• 1:24:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I didn't.

• 1:24:38Peyton Hardin?

  Cause you said, cause you said, there's no shower, there's no sink, there's no all this.

• 1:24:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Things that are in homes. If you bought, if you bought a house that had nothing in it. That's a house. What'd you, what'd you buy? You bought a what?

• 1:24:48Peyton Hardin?

  I bought a car that is my house.

• 1:24:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, but when you said, when I bought this, what? You said, I bought a.

• 1:24:54Peyton Hardin?

  A house.

• 1:24:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Meaning a home. You bought a home. It's now your home.

• 1:24:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but if I buy a van for the sole.

• 1:24:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Bought a car.

• 1:25:00Peyton Hardin?

  If I buy a van for the sole purpose. Of a, for, for me to live in it. That is a.

• 1:25:06Cameron Kennedy?

  So do you drive it? Do you drive it?

• 1:25:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Then that's not your sole purpose. Sole purpose means one. Your sole purpose is to go to sleep and live in it? If you're driving it, that's no longer a sole purpose. You're doing two things with it.

• 1:25:17Peyton Hardin?

  So are, are like mobile homes, not houses? Cause you can drive them and move them.

• 1:25:21Cameron Kennedy?

  They're mobile home. That's completely diff, that's a mobile home. It's literally called a mobile home. It's made to go on the road.

• 1:25:28Peyton Hardin?

  And I would say a car is a small mobile home.

• 1:25:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Fuck, no, a, a mobile home. And a Corolla are nowhere near the same. No, and you know that, you know that.

• 1:25:39Peyton Hardin?

  I just wanna say, what do y'all think? What do y'all, who won that?

• 1:25:43Speaker 04

  I, I don't agree.

• 1:25:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying, who do you think out of just the arg, but after your own personal bias is gone? Based off the arguments that are made. Who won that?

• 1:25:53Speaker 04

  I'm picking Cam. My personal bias comes in.

• 1:25:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying without personal bias. Just based off the, if you had no information of anything in the world and you just heard those, those arguments.

• 1:26:03Speaker 04

  I probably have to go with Peyton. I go Peyton.

• 1:26:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it feels good. It's a fine not to agree with me. I'm just saying based off the arguments that were made. And in the comments, leave it below.

• 1:26:13Cameron Kennedy?

  So you, so is it fair to say you won the argument, but I won the point? And at the statement, the whole reason of the argument?

• 1:26:20Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:26:21Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's all, it's just about the arguments?

• 1:26:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So the initial question doesn't even matter?

• 1:26:26Peyton Hardin?

  I won the debate.

• 1:26:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That, yeah, you won the debate. So is a car.

• 1:26:30Peyton Hardin?

  My point, the winner.

• 1:26:36Peyton Hardin?

  This episode is brought to you by Shopify.

• 1:26:40Cameron Kennedy?

  P.

• 1:26:40Peyton Hardin?

  Hey.

• 1:26:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you remember back when you started the podcast? And then we had that first little inkling to sell some cute little merch?

• 1:26:47Peyton Hardin?

  I do remember that.

• 1:26:48Cameron Kennedy?

  See, the merch part, fantastic. The selling, good God.

• 1:26:52Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh.

• 1:26:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Nightmares, PTSD, I have them all still to this day.

• 1:26:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it was a tough time.

• 1:26:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Very tough, very hard. Every single order had to be cleared. Take the payments, get the product, pack it ourself, do the shipping label, send it out. It was just a list and list and list of things that were annoying and went wrong.

• 1:27:09Peyton Hardin?

  The hard part was we had to do everything ourselves. We didn't have a good interface.

• 1:27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Didn't have anything, didn't have a good interface, did it all ourself. But when did it all turn around, my dear friend?

• 1:27:17Peyton Hardin?

  When we switched over to Shopify.

• 1:27:22Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:28:05Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:28:24Peyton Hardin?

  Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 1:28:30Peyton Hardin?

  Think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay in the camp. Pop culture, pay in the camp.

• 1:28:43Peyton Hardin?

  Saw this going viral on Twitter.

• 1:28:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk to me.

• 1:28:47Peyton Hardin?

  There is a video of, you ever watched the news?

• 1:28:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I try to stay away.

• 1:28:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I, I haven't watched it in literally years. But I saw it on Twitter. There's a video of like, somebody on the news, they've got the lower thirds. And then under it, it's got that running ticker that has words like going around, like the breaking news.

• 1:29:04Cameron Kennedy?

  God, I know what you're about to say. Tell them.

• 1:29:07Peyton Hardin?

  The ticker at the bottom of the news said, there's like a, like miles and miles long of volcanoes, like under the sea. That's gonna erupt.

• 1:29:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, and apparently in several months, whatever.

• 1:29:19Peyton Hardin?

  In the next few months, that are gonna cause at least ten thousand earthquakes.

• 1:29:27Cameron Kennedy?

  In, in what duration? What did it say?

• 1:29:29Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know what it was.

• 1:29:30Cameron Kennedy?

  In a day.

• 1:29:31Peyton Hardin?

  In a day.

• 1:29:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you, are you kidding me? And we have someone talking about some others.

• 1:29:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:38Cameron Kennedy?

  This should be, everyone should be forced to see this.

• 1:29:40Peyton Hardin?

  Why was that the lower thirds of like a running ticker like it was an NBA score?

• 1:29:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like, it was like the Knicks beat the Celtics. Mile wide underwater volcano about to erupt in a few months, gonna cause ten thousand earthquakes in a day.

• 1:29:53Peyton Hardin?

  Now, can we be completely honest? Why have we never heard about this volcano before?

• 1:29:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, they're, they are, this, I've never known this volcano existed. And there's no way you just found it.

• 1:30:04Peyton Hardin?

  There are like.

• 1:30:05Cameron Kennedy?

  If it has the power to cause ten thousand earthquakes, it's miles wide. And you're just now finding it with a couple of months till it expires.

• 1:30:13Peyton Hardin?

  And, and what were they, and what were they doing? Like, you know what I mean? So they found it, when, okay, this is my question. When they find it?

• 1:30:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:21Peyton Hardin?

  If they found it years ago, right? Did we just have a guy just randomly go look at it the other day? They're like, oh, there is that, there is that volcano under there. Let me go take a dive. And they went under there, right?

• 1:30:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Snapped some pictures.

• 1:30:34Peyton Hardin?

  And he was like, oh, that's about the butt. He's like, that's about the butt. That's all over this month.

• 1:30:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Nike's like this, he's like.

• 1:30:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we only got a couple of months, couple of months, I'll be back.

• 1:30:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and they're like, that thing looks like, like that thing looks like 20 year old Peyton, like that thing's about to like erupt.

• 1:30:52Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, oh, that volcano's filled with libido, filled with it.

• 1:30:56Peyton Hardin?

  And like, if you, if we knew about this for a long time, we couldn't take in any precautionary measures. We couldn't have put some tums in the volcano, settle it.

• 1:31:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Go give him some anty acid.

• 1:31:06Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:31:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Poke some holes and let it seep out a little by little.

• 1:31:09Peyton Hardin?

  Little anti diarrhea, Peyton, at the ACM.

• 1:31:11Cameron Kennedy?

  10,000 earthquakes in one day.

• 1:31:14Peyton Hardin?

  What happens? At what point, like, what happens?

• 1:31:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, like, is that it? Is that end game? Is that wrapped?

• 1:31:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, the world becomes a f***ing bop it, like, we're just all over the place.

• 1:31:24Cameron Kennedy?

  10, where, do we know where it's located?

• 1:31:26Speaker 04

  It's off, it's, it's, it's off the coast of Oregon, actually.

• 1:31:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oregon has a f***ing ocean?

• 1:31:33Speaker 04

  You're kidding.

• 1:31:34Peyton Hardin?

  In the middle of?

• 1:31:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:31:36Speaker 04

  In the middle, it's underwater, in the ocean.

• 1:31:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, I actually think he just asked if, if there's an ocean in the middle of Oregon, is what I think he asked.

• 1:31:46Peyton Hardin?

  Well, cuz he just said.

• 1:31:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Which is even worse.

• 1:31:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, cuz you asked where it's at, and the mother f***ing said Oregon.

• 1:31:50Cameron Kennedy?

  He said off the coast of Oregon.

• 1:31:51Peyton Hardin?

  I thought Oregon was in the middle.

• 1:31:55Peyton Hardin?

  Why the f*** would I care where Oregon is?

• 1:31:58Peyton Hardin?

  What's Oregon except for the ducks and Nike?

• 1:32:01Cameron Kennedy?

  They're two awesome things.

• 1:32:03Peyton Hardin?

  Is that where Drake was on the jet ski on the music video?

• 1:32:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:32:06Peyton Hardin?

  That was the ocean.

• 1:32:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, that was on Nike. That was his Nike headquarters.

• 1:32:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:32:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He was in like a pond, but it's Nike, so they do it big. They do their big one. But Oregon is touching a massive body of water.

• 1:32:16Peyton Hardin?

  Nike's, everybody go take like.

• 1:32:18Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no more Nike.

• 1:32:19Peyton Hardin?

  Take your stock out of Nike, go to Under Armour or something.

• 1:32:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I, but 10,000.

• 1:32:24Speaker 04

  They, they really don't know what's gonna happen either.

• 1:32:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's, now that's not okay.

• 1:32:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, and so you know what? Genuinely, my question is, the science behind finding that. They, like I said, they, that random guy just had an inkling one day, let me go check on that underwater volcano that's pretty big.

• 1:32:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:41Peyton Hardin?

  He checked it, he looked at it, and he was like, he didn't say 10, he didn't say 100. For some reason, he said, oh no, there's gonna be 10,000.

• 1:32:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, not 10,008.

• 1:32:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, not 9,844.

• 1:32:55Peyton Hardin?

  10,000, exactly. And then he said, and it's all gonna be one day. This mother is Moana.

• 1:33:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:03Peyton Hardin?

  He like knows some.

• 1:33:04Cameron Kennedy?

  He, and the fear mongering is ridiculous.

• 1:33:08Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I wouldn't say, it might be real.

• 1:33:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it might be real, but why are you saying 10,000? Why not say a lot?

• 1:33:12Peyton Hardin?

  Well, even if it is.

• 1:33:13Cameron Kennedy?

  How the, you know it's 10,000 on the dot?

• 1:33:15Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying. Even if it is, even if it is 10,000, how do you, I need to know your, pull out your notebook.

• 1:33:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:21Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I need to see your notebook.

• 1:33:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Show me the calculation.

• 1:33:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, show me your work.

• 1:33:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not Nostradamus. You can't see the future.

• 1:33:26Peyton Hardin?

  I was in Ms. Eisenhower's class doing long division and I got the answer right, but I didn't show no work, so it didn't count.

• 1:33:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It didn't count.

• 1:33:33Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta show your work, doctor, man.

• 1:33:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yes or no, did you ever lie in math?

• 1:33:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you cheated, got caught cheating. She said, show the work. You said, oh, I just did it in my head. I can't write it.

• 1:33:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, because I knew that wasn't true.

• 1:33:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I said that multiple times. Got away with it a couple times.

• 1:33:46Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you know what I would do to show my work? Like if, so if I, if I got told, hey, you gotta go back and show your work. This is exactly what I do. I'd go back. I would write just random like numbers and equations. And then I would like, because I was left-handed. I would smear the ink or smear the pencil, or I'd just scribble out some of them so she can't completely see. I'd be like, yeah, I was trying to show. I was like, yeah, I was just, it took me a lot to get there, but I got there. It's in there somewhere.

• 1:34:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that is crippling memories that you just brought back up. I would do that. We'd get to the end of it. I definitely cheated. And I look at the, it's just naked. The page is no work. And I go. I just start rewriting the question. I write it backwards. I throw a couple extra X's, divisions in there. Do a little scribble, erase, rewrite the same thing. And I just make it look muddy.

• 1:34:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:34:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't, you can't say there's no work. You might not understand my work, but I got the answer.

• 1:34:37Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, some of the most impressive cheating I've done was like, because I always, I took pride in cheating in high school. Like I was like, I'm not gonna, I'm going to cheat on this. Cause I had to. I was like, I'm not gonna do the work.

• 1:34:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Taking pride in it is.

• 1:34:48Peyton Hardin?

  It was so good. Like, I feel like it's more honorable to find a healthy way to cheat without getting in trouble than like just cramming all this information just to forget it like the hour after you take the test. You know what I mean? So I was like, I'm gonna cheat. I'm still putting in effort. I'm taking time out of my day to work on your class. And so I would. Find the pink erasers, right? Those big pink erasers that are kinda like, you know what I mean?

• 1:35:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, the little-

• 1:35:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and so I would flip it and I would write like all the shit on there and just flip it down. That was one of my ways. There's water bottles, there's like inside of my glasses. I'd have glasses and then I'd put- You could write on erasers and pencil?

• 1:35:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, 100% write on it.

• 1:35:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Or-

• 1:35:30Peyton Hardin?

  I used to just, I used to just do art on there as a kid, like I wouldn't even-

• 1:35:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, erasers were lit.

• 1:35:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause then you could just rub it off and it'd like burn and go-

• 1:35:39Peyton Hardin?

  They're thick ones.

• 1:35:40Cameron Kennedy?

  They had massive joints, like bricks. We're not gonna-

• 1:35:43Peyton Hardin?

  I would do the little ones too though.

• 1:35:44Cameron Kennedy?

  We are not gonna just roll past that.

• 1:35:45Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:35:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said, you think it's more honorable to find a very in-depth way to cheat than it is to take the test normal?

• 1:35:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:35:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That is equivalent of you saying it's more honorable to think out of a, of just a really good, well thought, hard working heist and rob the bank-

• 1:36:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Than it is to work for 40 years and get your money the right way.

• 1:36:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, because that hurts people and it's illegal.

• 1:36:10Cameron Kennedy?

  What if, now if it didn't hurt people, would you stand by it?

• 1:36:13Peyton Hardin?

  It's illegal, so no.

• 1:36:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, but cheating's illegal in the-

• 1:36:16Peyton Hardin?

  No it's not.

• 1:36:17Cameron Kennedy?

  In the school system?

• 1:36:18Peyton Hardin?

  But it's not a law, it's a policy. So, I would say, but yes, I do, I do think cheating is, let me change it. I think cheating is just as honorable as actually studying. I think it's just as honorable.

• 1:36:31Cameron Kennedy?

  How?

• 1:36:32Peyton Hardin?

  Because if you can put in the effort to find the answers first of all, then find a way to get the answers into the test, and then find a way to hide you looking at the answers in the test, I did a lot of work!

• 1:36:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd say you worked, but it's, none of, none of it deserves honor!

• 1:36:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, or would I rather, and at least I'll have that, those answers permanently on a piece of paper or on whatever I wrote them on. If I'm struggling for hours and hours and days and days and nights on nights-

• 1:37:03Cameron Kennedy?

  God, Jesus.

• 1:37:04Peyton Hardin?

  Cramming this information in my head just to forget it an hour later after the test?

• 1:37:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I get that, that, I get that. We, they, the school's bad, they, they teach us for the test, they don't teach us to remember, but- I don't think you deserve praises and rewards for cheating.

• 1:37:22Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I think so.

• 1:37:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You could have opened a cheating school, a school of cheating.

• 1:37:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, I wasn't that good, but I was, I, I, I did put in a lot of effort. I did, and I never did anything wrong.

• 1:37:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You cheated.

• 1:37:33Speaker 04

  How many times did you cheat so hard that Loki, when you got to the test though?

• 1:37:38Peyton Hardin?

  You knew it.

• 1:37:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, and that's just called studying.

• 1:37:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not. I was trying to cheat.

• 1:37:44Cameron Kennedy?

  But you were trying to cheat.

• 1:37:46Peyton Hardin?

  I wasn't trying, listen, I was not trying to learn it. I was trying to figure out how to get this in here to get a good grade. If I, the wrong thing would be to not even try. To cheat, to not even care about the test. Exactly. The honorable thing is, you're trying so hard, I'm willing to get in trouble to get this right for you.

• 1:38:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, when you spin it like that, but the fact of, I think it's like an inception thing. You're, you were really studying. You just needed it to have a different name.

• 1:38:15Peyton Hardin?

  Sure, you're helping me, yeah, fine, I'm studying hard.

• 1:38:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know, I'm saying, I think you were actually studying, because if, I know you were cheating, but I'm saying, if you got to it, and you cheated so much that you have it now and it's a part of you, then you don't even have to cheat when you get there. It's a different form of studying. It's like new age studying.

• 1:38:32Peyton Hardin?

  Sure, but I'm still, but no, because I have the answers right beside me. That's, that's the difference. Yeah, I got everything I need right here. The inside of my big mechanical pencil is answers.

• 1:38:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're going.

• 1:38:44Peyton Hardin?

  I wrote, I rolled it up in a scroll and put it down there.

• 1:38:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, dude, that's wicked.

• 1:38:48Peyton Hardin?

  There's a bunch of different ways. Dude, I was nasty.

• 1:38:50Cameron Kennedy?

  My god.

• 1:38:51Peyton Hardin?

  Burner phone, because they used to take our phones, put in things, I had a little burner phone, iPod, I would talk, I talked about this already. I was good. Jimmy, shout out to you, bro. Appreciate you. Hope you're doing good.

• 1:39:00Speaker 04

  Mine was the inside of my desk, because ours were metal.

• 1:39:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah?

• 1:39:03Speaker 04

  I would like, the day before, I would start writing answers on the inside of my desk. And then like, put a folder in there. So then the next day, I would just turn the folder the other way, and I'd have all my answers right there on the inside of my desk.

• 1:39:13Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm, that's good.

• 1:39:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That's classic.

• 1:39:15Peyton Hardin?

  Well.

• 1:39:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Golly, you heard it here, cheating's honorable.

• 1:39:18Peyton Hardin?

  I think so. Cheating in, cheating in school.

• 1:39:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, YSK, and the crazy part is, there's 100% of people listening to this in their classroom, right now.

• 1:39:26Peyton Hardin?

  Cheat. Cheat. Just don't get, don't get caught.

• 1:39:29Cameron Kennedy?

  He said cheat, don't get caught.

• 1:39:31Peyton Hardin?

  Unless you're trying to be a doctor or surgeon or something, don't cheat.

• 1:39:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Please don't cheat, please, you need to take it seriously.

• 1:39:36Peyton Hardin?

  If you're like, an idiot, like, you know what I mean, but you're a respectful kid, you're like me.

• 1:39:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheat.

• 1:39:41Peyton Hardin?

  Cheat. Dude, hey, I promise you, I'm 26 years old, I couldn't tell you a hypotenuse of a [BLEEP] thing out here, nor do I need to.

• 1:39:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Can't even tell you where the diploma's at.

• 1:39:51Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even think I ever got mine.

• 1:39:54Peyton Hardin?

  I do, don't think I ever got mine.

• 1:39:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Your high school diploma, yes, you got it.

• 1:39:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, because I walked across the stage, they just gave me the blank, because in case you did something, they're not gonna give it to you.

• 1:40:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother, you have your diploma, your mom has it somewhere, you might not, now, if you got it, you'd probably be like, blow your nose in and throw it away.

• 1:40:10Peyton Hardin?

  I was never handed or received a piece of paper that said, "Hendrickson High School, class of 2017, Peyton Steven Arden." I never got that. I barely got my robe and my hat, like, I, Cam, I was out, I was like, I'm going to hoop, dog.

• 1:40:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, why do I feel like the, the ceremony stuff, the graduation gown and cap was available for like, three months? And then it was like, two weeks before the graduation, you were like, "Why the [BLEEP] do I not have mine yet?"

• 1:40:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%. You know what, can I say this, and I hate to, and this might be rude.

• 1:40:41Cameron Kennedy?

  God.

• 1:40:42Peyton Hardin?

  Not to you, sensitive Sally. People that got their high school class rings.

• 1:40:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, yeah, not big on that.

• 1:40:49Peyton Hardin?

  Was that the biggest waste of money you've ever had?

• 1:40:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it is, don't you lie, yes, it is.

• 1:40:53Peyton Hardin?

  Like, at what age, you know, as soon as you got one,

• 1:40:57Peyton Hardin?

  you know, as soon as you got to summer, or like, summer ended, after your senior high school, you're like, I've got bills to pay.

• 1:41:04Cameron Kennedy?

  100%.

• 1:41:13Peyton Hardin?

  My dad had his. I wore his in high school sometimes.

• 1:41:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I, I didn't even want to buy my letterman. Like that's how little I cared about those.

• 1:41:22Peyton Hardin?

  You had to buy those lettermans?

• 1:41:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. You got the, you got the patches, you got the patches for free.

• 1:41:28Speaker 04

  Cause you get the rigs through like a company. You can go get them at like Walmart and shit for half the price.

• 1:41:33Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I thought, I think you get the letterman for free, but you buy the patch or something.

• 1:41:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Ours is opposite. You don't get the letterman until you letter in something.

• 1:41:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:41Cameron Kennedy?

  And so anything you letter in, the patches you get for free.

• 1:41:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay. Yeah. I think that's what it was. Yeah.

• 1:41:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I was like, I don't want this. I don't want to do it.

• 1:41:49Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, cam, cam.

• 1:41:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 1:41:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. All right, guys. That was pop culture, Payton and Kim. Pop culture, Payton and Kim. Bow.

• 1:42:01Speaker 02

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• 1:42:27Peyton Hardin?

  That was a nasty bow.

• 1:42:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Very guttural.

• 1:42:30Peyton Hardin?

  Guttural bow. All right. Get us out of here.

• 1:42:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Appreciate you all for coming back to episode 165 of the You Should Know Podcast. We absolutely love you. The tour is right around the corner.

• 1:42:42Peyton Hardin?

  I am, I'm going into the tour with so many dubs. It's unbelievable. My confidence is super high for tour.

• 1:42:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't listen to him. And okay. And another thing is you do not switch up. When we're in your city, don't switch up. If you've been rocking with Peyton, oh, 2025 is different. He's getting all the dubs now. Rock with him.

• 1:42:57Peyton Hardin?

  Kind of make it sound as fun anymore, bro, to debate you.

• 1:42:59Cameron Kennedy?

  If you've been rocking with me, then rock with me. Don't switch up. Don't be influenced. Leave your own comments. Have your own decision, but.

• 1:43:06Peyton Hardin?

  Go home and study.

• 1:43:06Cameron Kennedy?

  With that being said, youshouldknowstudios.com. Get your tickets. There are a few left in every city. So go ahead, get your tickets now. Tour is happening very soon. Patreon is the next link in the description. We absolutely love our Koala Club unreal community and family over there. And we had a wicked, wicked Koala royalty livestream this past week. If you're in the Koala Club and you're in royalty, you were there, you saw it, it was unreal. But so many stuff, so much stuff on the Koala Club, go check it out. Everything else is linked below as well. We absolutely love y'all. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma. This week's code.

• 1:43:47Peyton Hardin?

  What is this week's code?

• 1:43:50Cameron Kennedy?

  C V M. You know what it is.

• 1:43:53Peyton Hardin?

  Cars, vehicles moving.

• 1:43:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, God, no.

• 1:43:56Peyton Hardin?

  What is it?

• 1:43:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Cupcakes versus muffins.

• 1:43:58Peyton Hardin?

  Cupcakes versus muffins.

• 1:44:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, it could go both ways, but that was, that was interesting. God bless you. All right. Cupcakes versus muffins. We absolutely love y'all. Remember 192 Clubbers, I'm gonna get home to Christmas and we will see you next time.

• 1:44:10Peyton Hardin?

  And on the Patreon. We got K Rob here and we got CJ and Pierce. You're gonna be cool extended this week. Go watch. See ya.

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• 1:44:49Peyton Hardin?

  Your sausage muffin with egg didn't change. Your receipt did. The sausage muffin with egg extra value meal includes a hash brown and a small coffee for just $5. Only at McDonald's for a limited time. Price and participation may vary. Promotion pricing may be lower than meal pricing.

• 1:45:04Speaker 04

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