Joe Gatto is the Elvis of Stand Up

Comedian Joe Gatto stops by and Bobby donates 10k for a plaque. We chat Tynawese, Asian encounters, Gatto pups, black rain frogs, Mexican cows, and Bobby's boss. For more Comedian Jason Cheny click here! https://www.jasoncheny.com/ Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at www.bluechew.com! https://www.bluechew.comAnd we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE. Visit www.bluechew.com https://www.bluechew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to www.rocketmoney.com/belly https://www.rocketmoney.com/belly. That’s www.rocketmoney.com/belly https://www.rocketmoney.com/belly. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:29Speaker 01

  Hello? Hello, hello? Testicles, testicles?

• 1:36Speaker 01

  I hear Bobby singing.

• 1:39Speaker 01

  I hear you.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  Jason Chinese, Chinese or something like that. But ugly nonetheless.

• 1:58Speaker 02

  Jason is totally Taiwanese. But Bobby just fucked him in the ass.

• 2:11Speaker 02

  Fuck you Jason Cheny.

• 2:16Speaker 01

  Fuck you back Bobby Lee. Why is everybody fucking me on Ken's stage, Julie?

• 2:28Speaker 02

  Because you're Taiwanese.

• 2:33Speaker 01

  Thank you for saying Taiwanese. That's all I really care about.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, uh, what you been up to, Jay?

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Don't make me say that N-word.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Don't, I don't want you to say it. I don't want you to say it, dude.

• 2:49Speaker 01

  Know what I'm saying?

• 2:51Speaker 02

  Jason Cheny almost said the N-word. He pivoted and said...

• 3:00Speaker 01

  Said, "Know what I'm saying?"

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Nah, I think you're cool enough to say it.

• 3:06Speaker 01

  Really?

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, you're not. No one can say it, and no one will say it. Not on my watch. Okay, because it's, uh... It's a different world that we live in. And I want to do like a little prayer right now, why not? Dear Heavenly Father, thank you so much for Jason Cheny's presence here. What are you doing?

• 3:24Speaker 01

  I just, it's hot. But I want God to, I want God to receive, I want to receive God's prayer.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  You only receive it through the fucking headphone, dude.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  Are you Jesus Christ himself?

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I know why.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Why?

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  You have big Taiwanese ears. That's why.

• 3:40Speaker 01

  It gets hot for real.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  Your, your, your ears are too big for your face.

• 3:44Speaker 01

  Are they though?

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I've always thought that.

• 3:47Speaker 01

  You never thought that.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  See, it's, it's, dude, let's go high, let's not go low.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  I'm high.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Hi.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  Hello.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 3:56Speaker 01

  Anybody home?

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Nobody home.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  Somebody home.

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  So, um, we have Joe Gatto coming, huh? Oh, yeah. Is he here yet, or?

• 4:04Speaker 04

  Um, he'll be here in like five.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  My lips are numb. From what? So tired. From what? Well, I did a red eye from Miami. Oh, how was that? Flew in, then flew in. How was Jake Paul? Great guy. Little weird.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Then I did Theo's movie yesterday. Oh wow. Barely got any sleep, I just did pot earlier. I have to do another one, and then tonight, it's just my time. Let's go. Yeah, I'm gonna soak my nuts in fucking sesame oil. Oh yeah. And fry them up. I'm gonna fry my nuts up.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Tasty.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very tasty. He looks skinny.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  Does he look skinny?

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you seen him with the shirt off?

• 4:40Speaker 01

  Oh no, I didn't see it.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  God bless you, Jaime.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, vive la Mexico. Yeah, vive la raza. Yeah, la raza. Did you see the Super Bowl, Jason?

• 4:49Speaker 01

  I watched five minutes of it, just to check the games, did the score.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, horrible.

• 4:56Speaker 01

  Oh, it's horrible for you?

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Why, you're a Kansas City fan? No, but I had money on the Chiefs.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  Oh damn.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay. How much money, twenty dollars? Thirty. Okay, well, it's not that bad of a loss. Yeah. You know? I don't wanna pay you thirty dollars. I think you lost since day one, you know? Daily one of what? Your life.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  You've been on a losing streak. Me? I've been on a winning streak. Lately, yeah, but in the beginning it was bad. Oh yeah. It was very bad. We all got memos when you were born. You didn't? Yeah, yeah. What did it say? It said negative, and then it had a photo of pentopropene. And I was like, what is this? And then I realized, and then it said Jaime after that. So I go, negative pentamine Jaime, that's, you're starting off wrong. But you're now positive, so it's plus five. Pente. Yeah, yeah. That's good enough. And you're a dumpling, and not a tasty one, like a straight one, in Malaysia.

• 5:51Speaker 01

  Would you like, would you like an expired pepper?

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  From where?

• 5:56Speaker 01

  Expired red.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  From what year?

• 5:57Speaker 01

  From the Holocaust.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea what you meant by that, but you know what, I'm gonna go back to the music.

• 6:02Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  Jason Chaney is, hey, are you friends with Leslie Lau?

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love her.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Do you like Andrea Jin?

• 6:11Speaker 01

  Love her.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Who do you like better? Oh my god.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, who you like, who do you like better?

• 6:36Speaker 01

  You flip it on him, right, that?

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  Because you like- I'm closer with Andrea. Okay. I'll be honest. Um, but I like Leslie. Okay. But Leslie doesn't call me. Andrea calls me nine to 10 times a day. And texts me. Does she text you a lot? A lot. "I miss you, I'm lonely, I was crying, all kinds of stuff, you know what I mean?" And she's, I'm more, her trauma growing up is more aligned with my trauma growing up. Yeah, same. You too? Seriously, we talk every day. You really? For like two hours. What are you traumatized about, aside from being Taiwanese? Um, that's so rude to say. Well, it's not rude. Is that a good que- Gilbert, back me up. I need some backing today. Bobby?

• 7:15Speaker 01

  Look, my wife's Taiwanese.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  You got molested.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  That's in your face.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  He hasn't talked about it. He hasn't talked about it in years, dude.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  I was molested. And it burned me up inside and my dick. Anyway, um, what I'm saying to you is that's rude and don't ever bring that up again.

• 7:36Speaker 01

  Hey, I've got a question for Jaime. Would you rather be Taiwanese or molested?

• 7:39Speaker 04

  Um, where's Tino Wees?

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. And you know what? That question hasn't been asked enough.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  Tino?

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Tino Wees.

• 7:47Speaker 04

  Tino Wees.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:48Speaker 04

  I'm not making fun of Tino Wees.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I know you're not making fun of the- It hurt me a little bit.

• 7:53Speaker 01

  I don't think he acknowledges it as a culture.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, no, he doesn't know about it. There's a difference. There's knowing it and not acknowledging it, but he didn't know. Where is Tai- you know where Tainan Wan is?

• 8:03Speaker 04

  Taiwan, yeah.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Tainan Wan.

• 8:04Speaker 04

  What was Tino Wees?

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, you know, that's another question that I've been- Why do you gotta say it like that? Yeah, yeah.

• 8:10Speaker 04

  That's how he, I heard it from him. Say it.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  I said Taiwanese?

• 8:12Speaker 04

  Oh, Tino Wees.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you said-

• 8:14Speaker 01

  You're still saying it wrong.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  You're still saying it wrong?

• 8:16Speaker 04

  I'm flexing, so give me the pass.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  You think you were saying- Well, you're not reading it.

• 8:21Speaker 01

  You just have to repeat it.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're just repeating it, you know what I mean?

• 8:24Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So let's try to get this word right.

• 8:27Speaker 04

  Okay, say it.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  Taiwanese.

• 8:29Speaker 04

  Tai?

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Wan? That's good, that's fine.

• 8:34Speaker 04

  Nees.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Yes, now say it all the good- What? You did it. Yeah.

• 8:37Speaker 04

  Taiwanese.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. There it is. Yeah, yeah.

• 8:40Speaker 04

  Where's it at, though?

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's, it's, it's 3 miles east of Cleveland. Anyway, um-

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, yeah.

• 8:50Speaker 01

  Is next to China really good country?

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  Is the food, what's the difference of the food, my friend?

• 8:55Speaker 01

  Well, what's the difference between the food, Korean food and the North Korean food? South Korean food and North Korean food?

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  They don't have food in North Korea. I've never been to, um, North Korea, even.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  Or China.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 9:07Speaker 01

  Or China, China compared to Korean food.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:10Speaker 01

  What's the difference?

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  China, China.

• 9:16Speaker 00

  I like this one.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. China, China.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  Chin, chin, chin, chin, chin, chin. Chu, chu, chu, chu, China. That's the difference.

• 9:33Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:34Speaker 01

  I didn't know, I didn't know you played the piano that well.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  I don't, dude, but you know, like, let's see the difference, okay? So, the difference between China and Korea. Taekwondo is Korean and Kung Fu is China.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Our movies are better.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  But a lot of pent up anger. Very good, very good.

• 10:08Speaker 01

  That was something.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, you know, your face looks like the moon, but it's daytime, so it's very strange to me.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  Is that good?

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  You like that? Yeah, that's good. Say, say Thai, Thai, say the thing again. Say Thai, say it again to Thai. What? The country, the country. You're from, uh, Thai, Thailand one east? I, I.

• 10:29Speaker 00

  He didn't have to read anything.

• 10:30Speaker 01

  There's one.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  It got worse.

• 10:31Speaker 00

  He didn't have to read anything.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm reading his lips. It literally got worse. You added an L. Why would you add an L? I want L's, what? I'm reading his lips, he was announcing it for me. What are some other words that, um, um, high, let's, let's, because him and I are speech therapists, I don't know if you know this? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, so, yeah? So, uh, what are some other names, words that you can't say, and I'm gonna help you say them. Well, I don't know. Uh, give me, give us, uh, another complex, complex words. Okay. Robust. Robust. That's, that's, yeah. Something people with an N in the middle of it. Oh, knees. Yeah, yeah.

• 11:07Speaker 00

  This is the world's hardest words to say, I don't know why that's one.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:10Speaker 00

  Can you say that word, Jaime?

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Rule?

• 11:12Speaker 00

  Great.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good, go. Miss Chivis? Very good. The Crono?

• 11:19Speaker 01

  The Crono?

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, uh, you could say Cornell Powell.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Cornell Powell? Yeah, Cornell Powell. Yeah, that's very good.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  He, I don't think he knows how to say it either.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, yeah, can you say? Yeah, go, go, yeah, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, I think, yeah, yeah.

• 11:39Speaker 01

  Wait, no, I know how to say it. Three. Cornell Powell.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 11:43Speaker 01

  Well, what is Cornell Powell? I was confused.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's Colonel. Colonel.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  Oh, Colonel.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  But why'd you say Cornell?

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  That's how he said it.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  You, did you say that?

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 11:53Speaker 01

  You say it.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  What is going on here, dude? Dude.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Is, is, is that an epitome? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's go to, um, okay, like, number five, go ahead, Jaime.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Draft. Exactly. No, wait, wait, wait. Draft. It's draft. This episode is drafted by DraftKings. DraftKings.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  How about, oh, yeah, seven. Let's go seven. Me? Yeah. Yeah, you, dude. Is that, that's pronounced? Nauseous? Whoa, bingo, dude, you won, you won that one. How was eight, the thing?

• 12:31Speaker 01

  You say ten.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Ten. I can't even say that. Say it then. Worcestershire sha- sauce. Worcestershire sauce. Say it. Ro.

• 12:42Speaker 01

  He starts with a ro.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Ro, yeah. Ro, wo. You, you opened wrong. Let's start with a W. Worstensh- sauce. Yeah, that's hard. Worcestershire. Is it Worcestershire? Worcestershire. Okay, thank you, sir. Or Worcestershire. Thank you, Gilbert.

• 12:56Speaker 01

  Is that German pronunciation?

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is Joe Gatto here?

• 12:59Speaker 04

  I think so.

• 13:01Speaker 01

  But.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Sorry.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Kiss, kiss, bow, kiss. You bow on this show, okay?

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  Keep it on, keep it on. Keep it on, bro.

• 13:24Speaker 05

  I'm totally kidding. Chokkato, chokkato, chokkato, chokkato.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Chokkato.

• 13:29Speaker 05

  In Korean, chokkato. That's how you say it.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Got it.

• 13:35Speaker 05

  Here we go. I love this guy. So, well, we don't have to start right away. We don't have to start right away. We can ease into it, you know what I mean? We can.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  I was hoping you were gonna have the keyboard.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Joe, um, let me say something about, how about a round of applause for Joe God.

• 13:51Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Joe, Chris. He does many other things. Um, you used to be my boss.

• 13:57Speaker 05

  For a hot minute, yeah.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  For a hot minute, he was my boss.

• 13:59Speaker 05

  I would never say, I would say I learned from you.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I learned, well, you gave me notes.

• 14:02Speaker 05

  Not me.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  It was you, dude, you gave me the most notes.

• 14:05Speaker 05

  Didn't give you one note.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  What's a little headed guy? What was the little headed guy?

• 14:08Speaker 05

  That's not me.

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, who's the little headed guy?

• 14:09Speaker 05

  That's not me.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, but who was that guy?

• 14:11Speaker 05

  But take it back, that I gave you notes.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  You did it, you did it.

• 14:13Speaker 05

  I pride myself, I let you do your, do your work.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  But out of your group, there's a strange little headed guy. What's his name? I don't like him. No, he's got like a little head. What's his name? Not, not the one we've had on. Not Sal. Not Sal, no, we had, like, yeah. Where's the B, the one that was on the far left? That little B headed guy, man, I don't know, man. It's like Andre Agassi went into a microwave. You know what I mean? And I'm not making fun of him, that's just the way God did, God did that.

• 14:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is he a good guy?

• 14:40Speaker 05

  I, he's a great guy.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He also, also looks a little Asian.

• 14:44Speaker 05

  He does, he has a little Asian, uh, face.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:46Speaker 05

  A little bit, yeah. Not, compared to the rest of us, definitely, at least. He's like one of the, of us, the, most of us look kind of alike. None of us ever said, like, you know, when you're a group, people are like, yell your name, they think you're somebody else? Nobody yelled, and was like, "Mrrr," when they were looking at me, because, but I've been getting, I've been called Sal and Q.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  You have?

• 15:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, I get Sal a lot.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 15:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's crazy, right?

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  I think out of the group, though, you probably are, like, technically, the better looking one.

• 15:12Speaker 05

  Uh, on paper, for sure.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  On paper, for sure.

• 15:15Speaker 05

  But when you get into reality, I don't know.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, if I was, like, if it was a boy band, right, Jason? It was a boy band and they were auditioning and we had to pick one, which one?

• 15:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  Who would you fuck, Jason? Not fuck, no, sing. What do I say?

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  What are we talking about?

• 15:28Speaker 05

  It'd be the answer for both, I would hope, yeah, I think, uh, no, I think for as far as it goes, like, I'm always pointing in the photos and stuff, like, I was always making fun gestures, so I always ended up in that spot in all the photos, like, if you look for each year, like, we had to do all those, I, you've done plenty of promo shoots, it's so like,

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  I think I have.

• 15:44Speaker 05

  You don't know what to do, you know what I mean?

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  It's been so long.

• 15:47Speaker 05

  With your body, though, you know what I mean? It's always so-

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm not relevant anymore.

• 15:50Speaker 05

  Oh, stop it, you couldn't be more relevant.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  I used to do photo shoots, but you're the Adam Levine, like, that's Moon Five, that's what you are.

• 15:57Speaker 05

  I think I-

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  And I always thought that.

• 15:58Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Whenever I look at you guys, I go, that's the leader.

• 16:01Speaker 05

  Wait, you thought for what, you didn't like me, though, because you thought I gave you notes?

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I thought you were the leader.

• 16:05Speaker 05

  I am?

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, but I thought you were like the, like, higher than them even.

• 16:09Speaker 05

  Ah.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  You look like you're higher than them.

• 16:11Speaker 05

  No, I just, I guess I present myself.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I'm kidding, you know what I mean, you guys are all even.

• 16:15Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  You guys are very talented.

• 16:17Speaker 05

  I appreciate it.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  And what a great thing that you guys created.

• 16:20Speaker 05

  Well, thank you for that, Bobby.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? And I can't believe, you get girl, that's your wife?

• 16:25Speaker 05

  That's my wife.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:26Speaker 05

  No, no, that's not my wife.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 16:27Speaker 05

  Uh, no, I have a-

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Who's, who's this person?

• 16:28Speaker 05

  That's, uh, Lexi.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Your assistant?

• 16:30Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, hi, Lexi.

• 16:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Good to see you.

• 16:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  Hi, my wife is in New York. She is?

• 16:34Speaker 05

  I live in New York.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Um, you look like, and I don't want to be rude, and I don't want to call it controversy, and Jason, back me up on this, because you're Asian.

• 16:41Speaker 01

  I, I have to back you up on this?

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  Well-

• 16:45Speaker 01

  I like-

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  You don't have to, no, we like him.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  Right, right.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but be honest with me.

• 16:49Speaker 01

  Okay, be honest.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  You're white, right?

• 16:51Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Hallelujah.

• 16:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm a hundred percent Italian.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Hallelujah. And so, he looks like a white guy, look at me right now.

• 16:59Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Who's never had sex with an Asian. Look at him right now.

• 17:05Speaker 01

  Um, maybe like if he was really drunk one time?

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, that's what I'm saying, yeah, when he's drunk, yeah, that's how, no, I mean, I mean, like, completely sober.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah, that's true.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  Now, is that true or not?

• 17:15Speaker 05

  I don't drink, I've been drunk, tried a cigarette or a drug in my life.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  You just got scared just now.

• 17:18Speaker 05

  A hundred percent, and I had, I had, I've had one Asian encounter.

• 17:22Speaker 01

  Encounter?

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  You went and encounter, I'm not saying a kung fu fight.

• 17:25Speaker 05

  Uh, neither am I, neither am I, neither am I.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 17:29Speaker 05

  I've had one encounter.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't drink?

• 17:31Speaker 05

  No.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Are you, uh, an A sober?

• 17:34Speaker 05

  No, I've never been drunk, tried a cigarette or a drug in my life.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's weird to be, dude, he's, Dan's like that? Cook?

• 17:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  You've heard of him?

• 17:41Speaker 05

  I've heard of him.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  There's some guys like that, you know what I mean? And you're one of those guys.

• 17:46Speaker 05

  I'm one of those, yeah.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  You've never done the...

• 17:48Speaker 05

  Nothing, no.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  So, why, out of religious reasons?

• 17:51Speaker 05

  Nope, just never got into it.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  But did you see history in your past, like, I don't want to be like Uncle Joe? Oh, wow.

• 17:57Speaker 05

  I went to college and I saw what drunk guys were like. And I was never one of those guys that needed it as like a social fire up. Like, I was always just on the dance floor having fun, laughing and whatnot. So, I never had that. So, I never needed it as a motivator. And then I realized like I'd have more money in my pocket the next day to be able to wake up on time. Things like that, so I just never really found itself with me.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  What do you call them, edge core, what is it?

• 18:17Speaker 05

  Edge lords?

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Edge, no, uh, what's that?

• 18:19Speaker 05

  Edge lords is completely different. You're talking hardcore. What? Or, no, no, uh... Straight edge.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  No, straight edge. Straight edge. You're a straight edge comic.

• 18:27Speaker 05

  Um, no, I don't, I never really put it out there as part of my personality. People always thought I was fucked up all the time. They always thought I was like, all my friends half the time would have to explain that I wasn't coked out of my mind because I would just be going crazy.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  God, you talk so fast now even.

• 18:40Speaker 05

  Sorry, I'll slow down for you.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  That's what I just heard, man. Wow, so, um...

• 18:46Speaker 05

  You got a lot of layers on, you might want to take the hood off.

• 18:49Speaker 05

  It'll help with the hearing.

• 18:52Speaker 05

  Just making a suggestion.

• 18:54Speaker 04

  He doesn't have a shirt on this way.

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't have a shirt on.

• 18:56Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:57Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Yeah, you have beautiful eyes, I'm not gay, but...

• 19:01Speaker 05

  Thank you. I'm still gonna have beautiful eyes if you're not gay.

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  They're piercing, you know what I mean?

• 19:05Speaker 05

  It's the only thing I got.

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  So, how long have you been married, though?

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm fifty-three years old.

• 19:15Speaker 02

  Fifty-three.

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  My penis don't work anymore.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  Anymore.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

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• 19:45Speaker 00

  Oh, like it's a where?

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  It's a where, dude.

• 19:47Speaker 00

  I love that.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

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• 20:09Speaker 00

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• 20:23Bobby Lee?

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• 20:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  You're bleeding money, dude.

• 20:35Speaker 00

  No!

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You want to stop the hemorrhaging?

• 20:38Speaker 00

  Please!

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

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• 21:17Speaker 00

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• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money.

• 21:34Speaker 00

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• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  RocketMoney.com/belly.

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• 22:19Speaker 05

  It's the only thing I got.

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  So how long have you been married, though?

• 22:21Speaker 05

  Uh, 11 years.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  So you got married when you were famous?

• 22:25Speaker 05

  No, just before.

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  That's always, oh, beautiful. What a family, dude.

• 22:29Speaker 05

  That's a family, yeah.

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  Dude, this is, is she Italian, too?

• 22:32Speaker 05

  No, she's Lebanese. Some of my kids are half and half Lebanese.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  What is that? Oh, from Lebanon?

• 22:36Speaker 05

  From Lebanon.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  I went to Beirut. Oh, no, I'm sorry, sorry. You've been there? Yeah, I've been there. I love Lebanon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My bad, I wasn't making fun of the people, you know what I mean?

• 22:43Speaker 05

  No, you didn't know what the ease came from.

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  When it came out, what? The ease, yeah, ease is fucking scary.

• 22:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's weird. You're hearing ease.

• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  Whatever does it ease in there.

• 22:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're going too far right. You gotta stick in the middle, it's the middle.

• 22:50Bobby Lee?

  Gogla ease, anything, you could just, any ease is bad, you know what I mean? You can make it up, you know? Baruka ease.

• 22:56Speaker 05

  Ease?

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:57Speaker 05

  People are Baruka.

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

  Baruka.

• 22:59Speaker 05

  Baruka, the salts.

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, you're good, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:03Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  When are you guys gonna be done?

• 23:04Speaker 05

  I'm done.

• 23:05Bobby Lee?

  No, with, uh, Impractical Joker?

• 23:07Speaker 05

  I'm not on anymore.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  He's gone.

• 23:08Speaker 05

  I'm gone, dude.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. He left?

• 23:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 23:13Speaker 05

  2021.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know that.

• 23:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, I didn't know that.

• 23:18Speaker 05

  No, it's okay. Yeah, it's the three of them now.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  Only three heads. And so, why did you leave?

• 23:23Speaker 05

  I was having some personal issues with the Mrs. family, some stuff, so I had to work it all out.

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  Can you go back?

• 23:29Speaker 05

  To the marriage, I am, I'm back.

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  No, I might go back to the team.

• 23:33Speaker 05

  No, I'm still friends with them all, and it's not for me anymore.

• 23:36Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 23:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, it was a long time.

• 23:39Speaker 05

  A decade.

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  A decade, yeah, it's a long time, like.

• 23:41Speaker 05

  I did nine and a half seasons, 300 episodes.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible. Yeah, and eventually you probably got burnt from it.

• 23:47Speaker 05

  Well, it's a lot, you know, it's a lot.

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  It's so much.

• 23:49Speaker 05

  Because the seasons were a lot of, they were like 31-episode seasons. It was like a lot of TV, you know?

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and when he did, I did work for him, we did a pilot.

• 23:56Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  And it was me and, um.

• 23:58Speaker 05

  We did it with Howie Mandel.

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  Howie Mandel.

• 24:00Speaker 05

  Yep, and it was you, Owen Benjamin.

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  And Owen Benjamin.

• 24:02Speaker 05

  And you guys in a yoga studio.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  In a yoga studio, I remember that.

• 24:05Speaker 05

  Hysterical.

• 24:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why didn't he get picked up?

• 24:07Speaker 05

  Uh, I don't know why he didn't go.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  Cause in my mind, at that time dude, I needed it.

• 24:12Speaker 05

  Really?

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh dude.

• 24:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  You think I would do it now?

• 24:17Speaker 05

  No, I think-

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  I gotta call, um, Practical Jokes wants to do a pilot. I'd be like, fuck them! Would you really?

• 24:21Speaker 05

  No, no, I would do it. No, it was, it was, it was really funny. I just think at that point, a lot of people were just like, looking at jokers and being like, oh, it's not that.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen his penis.

• 24:33Speaker 05

  Okay, that's good. Was it nice?

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  Um, for an Asian.

• 24:37Speaker 05

  No, I don't wanna, I don't wanna get it racial. I mean, overall.

• 24:40Speaker 00

  He wants, yeah.

• 24:41Speaker 05

  I don't want to be racial. I don't wanna be racially charged dancer. I just want overall.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Well, you don't have to say anything about it. I mean, I'm Asian. I can speak on other Asians' penis' behalf.

• 24:49Speaker 05

  Right, but you, I mean, what's your, what's your count group? Like, what's your?

• 24:52Bobby Lee?

  How many Asian penises I've seen? Is that what you're saying?

• 24:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  Let's, let's be honest. This is a very good question.

• 24:58Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I think so.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  Bobby goes to the-

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 25:02Speaker 01

  Bobby goes to the bathhouse a lot.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the bathhouse.

• 25:04Speaker 00

  Oh!

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so in my mind-

• 25:06Speaker 00

  Grand spy.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  See, how many, do, do, do, do, how many Asian penis, do, do, do, do, do. I've had, I've seen about forty-five hundred?

• 25:14Speaker 05

  That's a lot of penis.

• 25:15Speaker 00

  That's insane.

• 25:16Speaker 05

  That's a good sampling. That's a good sample.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  Forty-five hundred?

• 25:18Speaker 05

  That speaks, that's good for you, buddy.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the, in terms of the percentile of your penis?

• 25:23Speaker 01

  Don't, be honest. Be honest. Don't, don't say a funny thing.

• 25:30Speaker 00

  Don't, don't do any comedy.

• 25:31Speaker 05

  No, you dare be funny.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:33Speaker 01

  Give me a dick rating, but be honest.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I was going to, but now you just made me mad a little bit.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  Oh, why?

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  Because you think that I was gonna rip you apart or something?

• 25:41Speaker 01

  You was gonna rip me apart, but you're gonna have to tell me that I have a micro.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not saying you're a micro. That's, no, that's not what I was saying. I think the color was good.

• 25:48Speaker 05

  The color?

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because sometimes when you see ethnic penis-

• 25:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't know why we always keep talking about that. That's my bad listeners, you know what I mean? I, I wanna high, I wanna be more highbrow about things.

• 25:58Speaker 00

  But we gotta put a cap on this.

• 25:59Speaker 01

  Okay, put a cap.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 26:01Speaker 00

  Gotta put a cap on this. Let's finish.

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  This right here? No, I'm gonna finish my thought, right, but what I'm saying-

• 26:04Speaker 05

  Apology first to the people. And let's get back to the rating.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, exactly. So what I'm saying about it is, is that sometimes when you see ethnic penis, right, it's darker than the regular skin.

• 26:13Speaker 05

  Sounds like a movie.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 26:15Speaker 05

  Ethnic penis.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:16Speaker 05

  Bobby Lee in, ethnic penis.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  So when you see ethnic penis, it's like a darker color, right? Like, if you see in mine, people always go, why is it so dark?

• 26:25Speaker 05

  Off-brand.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Excuse me?

• 26:30Speaker 05

  It's off, right?

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  It's off, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but what yours, it's the same color as your facial skin. So that's good. Uh huh. I like the commitment to this color.

• 26:40Speaker 05

  You carried it throughout.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, is yours a different color than your regular skin? And are you okay with showing it also?

• 26:46Speaker 05

  Uh, to, not at this table, but to people in general, yeah, normally.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, people in general? So if we went to a spa?

• 26:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm not, I'm not modest, yeah. If it's in a place that's supposed to be out, I'm okay with it.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  So if I were in a spa and we're like getting unchanged and I was like, "What's up, Joe?", and you were like, "Hey", and I went...

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, how would you feel?

• 27:04Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna helicopter for you. I mean, I'd be putting, I'd be taking off the towel and putting on my pants.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  I know, but if I said, "Just look at me right now, okay, we're getting naked",

• 27:11Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I'm like, "Yeah, it was a good spa",

• 27:13Speaker 05

  Great spa.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:14Speaker 05

  It was so fun.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:16Speaker 05

  That's right.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  And you would say, "That's right",

• 27:19Speaker 05

  That's right.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  "That's right",

• 27:20Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'll go...

• 27:23Speaker 05

  Same color.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  But you didn't look at mine.

• 27:26Speaker 05

  He doesn't, I've had enough.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. When I look at yours, I want you to look at mine, right?

• 27:31Speaker 05

  Okay, let's see.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  "Look, great spa",

• 27:32Speaker 05

  What a good spa.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Steven was so hot.

• 27:34Speaker 05

  That's so hot.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  So hot.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that's respectful. Your penis is a nine out of, uh, ten.

• 27:41Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 27:42Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Yeah, yeah, very nice. That's not true also. What? It's not true. See, that's what, I knew that you were gonna do that.

• 27:48Speaker 05

  That's why you couldn't give a good rating. Now, why are you doing this, Jason? Because he gave you a high rating?

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  That's right, Joe! That's it. That's right, Joe! That's a good... Fuck you!

• 27:54Speaker 05

  Because even if he went the other way, you would've been pissed at him, but now he's speaking truth and complimenting.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  It's never good enough.

• 27:58Speaker 05

  There's a no-win situation for you. He's a comic, that's why. You know what I mean? You know how comics are, you know what I mean? What about yours, Jaime? Is it like a freehold, eh?

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  Nine out of ten, too. Is that out of ten, too? You just rated yourself? You can't rate your own dick. Yes, I can. Oh, yeah, you're not the boss, eh? You're not the boss.

• 28:16Speaker 05

  To be honest.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if we were, so me, Joe, and Jason Chaney, we were at, we're all going to the spa.

• 28:21Speaker 05

  Let's all be in the spas.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're all in the spa.

• 28:22Speaker 05

  Great spa.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Would you come?

• 28:23Speaker 05

  It was great.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let's do a four-way. Let's see, how would that work?

• 28:26Speaker 05

  Oh, that's so...

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  I wanna do a four-way. Build a scene out. Right. So, uh, hey, uh, Jaime, what'd you think of this Korean spa we just went to? Is it nice? Uh, it's so good. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why you gotta do that? Do you work there all the time? Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, dude.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  Why are you doing an Asian accent dude? You said Korean spa? Yeah, you almost said barbecue.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  You heard it. No, what I'm saying is, you know, we're ourselves. And we happen to go to a Korean spa. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Oh, I thought you were working at the Korean spa. No, that was never in play. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you weren't gonna do a character. You know what? Let's do that. Yeah, let's be Korean. I was gonna say, I was about to raise my hand and ask to see that. Alright, alright, let's be Korean, right?

• 29:16Speaker 02

  And want everyone to do an accent? No, no, no. Now I'm a speaker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, do whatever accent you wanna do, alright? Oh, it's very good. Korean spa today is so steamy, very good, you know? What? Very good. Very good. Sounds like he's chewing gum. How about you, Jess? You feel good?

• 29:39Speaker 01

  It's very good today.

• 29:40Speaker 02

  Very good, whoa. He's an Indian guy. Indian guy, I was just like, holy shit.

• 29:45Speaker 01

  You said to do an accent, then I do it.

• 29:48Speaker 02

  I forgot that you were from Bangladesh.

• 29:50Speaker 01

  I'm from Bangaburu.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  From Bangaburu, my bad. How about you, Joe? Crikey.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  Crikey, oh my god, you're from Australia. Crikey. Oh yeah, you're the best town I've ever seen, governor. And now look what I do right here. Look, look, look, and then? Lot of penis in there. I'm not sure what's happening. I don't know. I don't even know. I don't know, yeah. Our apologies to some people still listening. That's true, Chan, lot of pierces. You gave him a name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No commitment. Yeah, yeah. How about you, Jim Jai? I couldn't think of any Indian. Is Jai his last name? I know. Jim Jai, what do you think, Jim Jai?

• 30:31Speaker 01

  I think it's very good.

• 30:34Speaker 02

  Very good? What about my, look at my?

• 30:36Speaker 01

  You was very nice.

• 30:37Speaker 02

  Very good, what about the Australian Crikey?

• 30:40Speaker 01

  Australian Crikey?

• 30:42Speaker 02

  Shrimp on the barbie.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good scene.

• 30:48Speaker 05

  It's good.

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  The scene's over, Jaime. Uh, it's very pink. Oh my god. Wow, the timing. The timing. The timing. We'll keep that in the editing.

• 30:56Speaker 05

  Don't fix it.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're not gonna fix it. It's dead on.

• 30:59Speaker 05

  Actually, you know what? Move it to later in the episode.

• 31:03Speaker 05

  Out of nowhere, it just says it.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Have you been to a spa? No. Oh, would you ever go? No. Wow, that's, yeah, would you ever go to a spa with me?

• 31:12Speaker 05

  Uh, with you?

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:13Speaker 05

  Um, probably not. Not that I don't think, not because I didn't want to, because I don't think we'd be in a situation where we would be at a spa together. Well, if you invite me to go to spa, I'd go spa with you. I'm a spa guy.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, so, um...

• 31:25Speaker 05

  Are you a spa guy?

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  100%.

• 31:27Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and there's one called We Spa.

• 31:31Speaker 05

  Like, we together?

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  No, W I.

• 31:33Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's open 24 hours.

• 31:38Speaker 05

  They don't touch you, they just have the controllers, and they're doing this.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  We Spa, it's 24 hours, and there's a clay room. You go in there with men and women.

• 31:47Speaker 05

  Have you been to a spa? I, I don't know.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 31:50Speaker 05

  Regular spa. I've been to, I've been to a rock salt, Himalayan rock salt room. That's the closest I think I've ever been to a sand room in a We Spa.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Those are the clothes you wear? Jason, have you been to We Spa?

• 32:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, I love it because you could also eat inside.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a restaurant up there.

• 32:05Speaker 05

  That's really interesting. It's, the restaurant 24 hours too?

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  It's open pretty late, I think it is, yeah, and it's, um, it's just like people live there almost, it feels like. You can stay over overnight if you pay a little extra.

• 32:15Speaker 05

  It's like a WeWork?

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it kinda is.

• 32:19Speaker 05

  Same people.

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  And then, you know, during the days, you see very beautiful women there too, sometimes.

• 32:24Speaker 05

  It work, it's, well, I was just gonna say that, that probably the clientele changes at about 10pm.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you get a lot of like hippies and night dwellers at night.

• 32:34Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Do you like night dwellers?

• 32:37Speaker 05

  Um, I don't have anything against them.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Because you're a family man, and I'd like to ask you something.

• 32:42Speaker 05

  Please.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  Ciao gatto. Italian. And practical chokers.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Do you do stand up? Yeah, you do stand up, right?

• 32:51Speaker 05

  I do stand up.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  A lot.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you something. What time do you go to bed at night? You know, it's a good question for both of you. Because you both are fathers. Okay? And I don't know anything about that lifestyle. So what time do you go to bed, Joe?

• 33:07Speaker 05

  I fall asleep probably around 1 a.m.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you still have a comedy?

• 33:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, I just, I've always not slept much. I've always been a five, six hour kind of guy.

• 33:18Bobby Lee?

  Like Elvis. Elvis was like that.

• 33:20Speaker 05

  Elvis was like that. I'm the Elvis of stand up comedy.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  I always thought that.

• 33:24Speaker 05

  You mentioned, yeah.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Do you need help to go to bed?

• 33:26Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  You can just go right in?

• 33:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I go in. You know, I'm in the bedroom early. My wife goes to bed early, so I'm in there and, you know, writing or working or doing whatever until she goes to bed like 8 o'clock.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so she's in bed, you're still in the room?

• 33:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Next to her?

• 33:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  And she could just fall asleep? You're just watching stuff or doing stuff?

• 33:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, she sleeps better because we have a lot of dogs and the dogs sleep with us and the kids will come in and stuff. So she could just like fall asleep.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is the thing about white people. You don't sleep with your dogs.

• 33:57Speaker 05

  We do.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  On the bed?

• 33:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, 8 of them.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  You have 8 dogs?

• 34:01Speaker 05

  I have 12 dogs, 8 sleep on the bed.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 34:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have 12 dogs.

• 34:04Speaker 05

  Do you?

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're in my freezer.

• 34:07Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna do it. I appreciate it, I appreciate it, but I'm not gonna do it. I can't have that still out there.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I have 4 dogs and 3 cats.

• 34:15Speaker 05

  I can have that freeze frame.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 34:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:17Speaker 05

  I, I have, yeah, the dogs that we have are rescues. I run a rescue out of New York.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. So you're not a good foster parent then?

• 34:29Speaker 05

  No, we keep them.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  Because I used to foster when I had my Khalyla. And we kept half of them, right? Or most of the dogs that we had were fosters. And then we have 4 of them. Wow, you do.

• 34:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, we do a senior dog rescue out of New York, Gatto Pups and Friends. And that's a picture from a shoot we did, yeah.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so Joe, I have a really, aside from the comedy?

• 34:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, sure.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I want to, let's talk real for a second.

• 34:52Speaker 05

  Always.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 34:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  And I, I, I don't want people to think that I'm being like, you know, I mean, I, I, I really mean this. I, um, we gotta stop the dog eating in the, in the world.

• 35:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, for sure.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  Right? Like if you see in China, like, you know, I mean, I think they got rid of the Yulin Dog Eating Festival.

• 35:11Speaker 05

  We have two dogs that we rescued from there.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  From Yulin?

• 35:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 35:14Speaker 05

  Veggie and Fredo.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Did you, you, I guess you can pay them a hundred dollars and they'll give you the dog, right?

• 35:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, I've seen those TikToks. A guy goes around and buys them.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, buys them, yeah. But I wanna, I, I, and then being real, I wanna invest or help with that process. I don't know what to join.

• 35:30Speaker 05

  No Dog Left Behind.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 35:32Speaker 05

  That's the name of a company that, uh,

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  No Dog Left Behind?

• 35:34Speaker 05

  They go, he literally goes. It's an amazing organization. They actually go into and save dogs, rip them out of hand.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  God, I, I mean, and I, obviously, I, there is no dog left behind.

• 35:44Speaker 05

  There is.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Right. And so, um, I mean, I, obviously, you know, I, I'm not a vegetarian, so I feel like I'm being hypocritical in a weird way. Do you feel hypocritical or no?

• 35:54Speaker 05

  I'm a vegetarian.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  Fuck.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, man, really?

• 36:01Speaker 05

  I'm pescatarian, I eat fish, yeah.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Do fish have feeling?

• 36:05Speaker 05

  I don't know. They feel good in my belly.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  That's true, that's true. Yeah, so I'm gonna donate, I'm gonna help with this.

• 36:12Speaker 05

  You're gonna donate to my charity?

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  What's it called?

• 36:14Speaker 05

  Gatto Pups and Friends.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  And what does that do?

• 36:15Speaker 05

  It rescues senior dogs out on Long Island.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't care about that. I don't like old dogs. He wants the Chinese dog. Yeah, I want the Chinese dog. No, no, no, really? I'll, I'll do your, um, thing too. I'll invest in it. What do you call it?

• 36:25Speaker 05

  Donate.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Donate, donate, yeah, yeah.

• 36:28Speaker 05

  All of a sudden you're a partner? Looking for a tax break? What's going on?

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's mine.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow, God, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do that for sure.

• 36:34Speaker 05

  Oh, thank you, buddy.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, is there some sort of plaque I get? Or is there a sidewalk where I put my name on it?

• 36:38Speaker 05

  I'm gonna, yeah, we actually, we actually, yeah.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  I like when that happens.

• 36:41Speaker 05

  I'll, I'll brand one of my children with your.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm being real. Is there like a thing like this, you know, you know how you see a building? I mean, this is the donation, the Kimber family or whatever.

• 36:50Speaker 05

  I'll get you an award or a plaque that you can hang in here.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  I just wanna, you, you have a building?

• 36:53Speaker 05

  I do have a building.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I want my name and like this is, you know.

• 36:56Speaker 05

  It's a rental.

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 36:58Speaker 05

  It is.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  How about a little frame thing, you know what I mean? Bob donated?

• 37:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'll put a frame up.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Really nice.

• 37:02Speaker 05

  Depends on, let's talk amounts, we'll talk offline. That's gonna cost.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 37:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 37:07Speaker 05

  There's levels to this shit.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there is.

• 37:08Speaker 05

  That's how it goes.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  But how many dogs are you gonna help before you get the plaque?

• 37:13Bobby Lee?

  I did not understand a word you just said.

• 37:15Speaker 04

  He said, how many dogs you have to rescue before you get the plaque?

• 37:18Speaker 01

  Thank you very much, man. You're always attacking people.

• 37:20Speaker 00

  He's the translator?

• 37:23Speaker 05

  What kind of situation? What situation are we in?

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  That's true. So, um, how much would I have to donate to get a plaque?

• 37:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, to get a plaque, cuz it seems like you just wanna get the plaque.

• 37:32Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Um, uh, is ten thousand fine?

• 37:36Speaker 05

  Ten thousand?

• 37:36Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Would I get a plaque for ten thousand?

• 37:39Speaker 05

  You'll get a plaque for ten thousand.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so that's how much?

• 37:41Speaker 01

  Ten thousand dogs?

• 37:42Speaker 05

  Really?

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 37:44Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, ten thousand, oh.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  They so. Of course.

• 37:47Speaker 01

  I thought you said ten thousand dogs.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I really, I really do care, don't you care?

• 37:51Speaker 01

  I know.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  You don't have a dog?

• 37:52Speaker 01

  I do have a dog, I love my dog.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  You have how many dogs you have?

• 37:55Speaker 01

  One dog. Because I wanna give her everything.

• 37:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's interesting.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  But it's really hard to.

• 37:59Speaker 05

  Besides friendship?

• 38:02Speaker 01

  Sorry?

• 38:02Speaker 05

  Besides a friend? I mean, a dog, the dog likes you, but dogs like, dogs is friends.

• 38:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:07Speaker 05

  You gotta get another dog.

• 38:08Speaker 01

  Oh, I know, but I don't have enough, like, energy.

• 38:10Speaker 05

  What's your dog doing right now?

• 38:11Speaker 01

  She's in the.

• 38:12Speaker 05

  Crying by herself? Cuz you're at work?

• 38:15Speaker 01

  Okay, let me.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  No, Joe, keep it.

• 38:19Speaker 04

  You're on to something, keep going.

• 38:20Speaker 01

  Okay, but if you have twelve dogs, who's watching the dogs?

• 38:23Speaker 05

  Uh, each other.

• 38:25Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, that's his point.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 38:27Speaker 05

  And my wife's there too, but I'm saying the, no, uh, two dogs is a, is a nice thing, there's been studies shown about.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  I know, I wanted two.

• 38:34Speaker 05

  Dogs do, how about friendship and stuff, and it makes them actually live longer? You should look into it.

• 38:37Speaker 01

  I wanted two.

• 38:38Speaker 05

  Two is, if you have one, you have two, you're going out for a walk, you take a second leash, you already could do it, it's not really that much of a change on you.

• 38:43Speaker 01

  No.

• 38:44Speaker 05

  And it helps them a little bit.

• 38:45Speaker 01

  But then if you ask somebody to be like, hey, can you watch my dog, and then they're like, two, no.

• 38:49Speaker 05

  You need better friends.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, you pay them.

• 38:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't, I don't have.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  You pay them.

• 38:56Speaker 01

  I don't have two dogs' money. I have one dog's money.

• 38:58Speaker 05

  He has one dog's money.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, one dog's money. I didn't know. I didn't know. Yeah, yeah.

• 39:01Speaker 05

  We didn't know.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  He has 12 dogs' money, dude.

• 39:02Speaker 01

  I know.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:04Speaker 05

  I don't have 12. I have basic cable money. I gotta get out there.

• 39:08Bobby Lee?

  But can I ask you this? And this is gonna sound, I might be wrong, but um, you can spread your love around that much?

• 39:14Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm saying is, is there a dog, if he passed, God willing, he doesn't, that you would cry even harder than you do?

• 39:22Speaker 05

  Biscotti, 100%.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  So Biscotti's your dog?

• 39:24Speaker 05

  My first rescue. She was our first rescue. We got her 10 years ago.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  And Biscotti's still around?

• 39:28Speaker 05

  She's still around.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 39:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, so we said, we had.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  So you can't spread your love around equally?

• 39:33Speaker 05

  Well, to give love, yes. To the receiver, that's Biscotti. That's my girl. Uh, to...

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my.

• 39:39Speaker 05

  See what I'm saying? Bobby? That's what I'm talking about. You know what I'm saying?

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. What a cute dog.

• 39:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, she's sweet. But she was the first rescue too, so it opened up my eyes to a different whole world and a different experience. Started me on the journey, I think, so there's a special place in your heart for that. It's like your first kid.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:52Speaker 05

  Like, I love my son, but...

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:54Speaker 05

  My daughter.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And Biscotti, when you come into the house, oh, my God.

• 40:01Speaker 05

  Forget it.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  Forget it.

• 40:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  There's nothing more better than that in life.

• 40:04Speaker 05

  Nothing.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:05Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:06Speaker 05

  It's funny, because like, you think about things that are happy to see you, like, your kids could be in a bad mood, or your wife has got something going on, but you walk in, the dog is like, ah, life is back, you know? Really great.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, man. You become the center of the world.

• 40:17Speaker 05

  You are the center, yeah.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 40:19Speaker 01

  How come, um, you like?

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  How come?

• 40:24Speaker 01

  Did I sound like that?

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a little bit. How come?

• 40:27Speaker 01

  Who said, "Yeah"?

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  It's just, there's a little Taiwanese that come out. It's fine. How come? Go ahead.

• 40:33Speaker 01

  Well, now I don't wanna say a thing, because you fucked me.

• 40:36Speaker 05

  Just don't say, "How come."

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, don't say it. It fucks me up.

• 40:39Speaker 05

  Why?

• 40:40Speaker 01

  Why?

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, why?

• 40:41Speaker 05

  Kill it. Crush it.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Why's great.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, I was gonna say, it's only, the sentence only works with how come.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:50Speaker 01

  I'm trying to think of another one.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  Alright, start with the do how come.

• 40:53Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm gonna do it.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 40:55Speaker 01

  How, how come?

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Good job, Lee.

• 40:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:59Speaker 01

  How, how come you, you really love the dogs, how come you think you'd like?

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, can I just say?

• 41:05Speaker 01

  How come you like?

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, right. I swear, look at me right now, Jay, right? You get one how come.

• 41:11Speaker 05

  Throw in a how come.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:13Speaker 05

  My paragraph.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  Willy nilly how come around, yeah.

• 41:16Speaker 01

  My paragraph needs two how come.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it does?

• 41:19Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  That's all you get, though, so go.

• 41:21Speaker 01

  Alright. How come?

• 41:24Speaker 05

  One.

• 41:25Speaker 01

  You can't put pressure on how come. You like, uh, dogs more than, do you think you like dogs more than humans?

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 41:36Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, but you, you have so much love, because you said when they walk in, this guy come in, and then you're like, oh, that, they light you up more than?

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  It's, you, I, I like them up, yeah.

• 41:45Speaker 01

  Oh, you like them up?

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  I like them up.

• 41:47Speaker 01

  And then from their joy, you get happy?

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  A hundred percent, yeah.

• 41:49Speaker 01

  But then you don't feel this, but with your kids, you feel more?

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  Yes, for sure.

• 41:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course.

• 41:55Speaker 01

  Well, no, some people really love dogs more than.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, people, you hear that a lot.

• 41:58Speaker 05

  But their own children?

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  That's tough, your own kid is.

• 42:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, your own children.

• 42:03Speaker 01

  I, I respect everybody's perspective.

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you have kids, right?

• 42:07Speaker 01

  Right.

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  And a dog, so how the fuck do you feel?

• 42:10Speaker 05

  How the, how the fuck come do you?

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how come, how come, how come?

• 42:16Speaker 05

  Yeah. No, I, I think, I think it's like a difference, there's two, there's two levels, two different perspectives, right? Giving the love and getting the love. I think from a dog, you get this ridiculous amount of love.

• 42:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:26Speaker 05

  No matter what you're really, you know, giving them, so it's.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  And look at, look at the eyes, there's no pupil.

• 42:30Speaker 05

  No.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  I like, I like the ones all black.

• 42:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, just straight up.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 42:33Speaker 05

  Because that's, actually, that's like a puppy picture of her, she's older now, but.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what else I like? I want to get a black rain frog.

• 42:40Speaker 05

  Those now, now you're talking.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about those.

• 42:42Speaker 05

  Now you're talking.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  You love them?

• 42:43Speaker 05

  Those, they love you so much.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever seen a black, they look like, um.

• 42:49Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  They look so sad.

• 42:51Speaker 05

  They do.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you think of that? Should I get one of those?

• 42:54Speaker 00

  Jaime didn't like it.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz that's what Jaime is. Jaime, look at me. Jaime, frown.

• 43:00Speaker 05

  You put a beanie.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, frown.

• 43:01Speaker 00

  Jaime, frown.

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  For frown, frown.

• 43:02Speaker 00

  No.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  That's you, Jaime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But dude, that guy, is he, you think he's miserable, or?

• 43:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, I do.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  He's like, I'm a frog.

• 43:12Speaker 05

  It looks like he's doing too many pushups, like he's trying to get more in.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:15Speaker 05

  Oh, see, and the hand is really cute. And the hand's adorable.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:19Speaker 05

  Those fingernails are dirty, though. But that's a really, that's a really pretty picture.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  Do you, lemme about, lemme ask you about dirty fingernails. Do you trust somebody with dirty fingernails?

• 43:29Speaker 05

  No, I don't.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you judge hard. I judge hard.

• 43:32Speaker 05

  Hard.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's just when you're on a date?

• 43:35Speaker 05

  Or even when you're in like, when you're, notice it and you try, like that's all you'll see.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 43:40Speaker 05

  I give you like, and yeah.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  Or when you wanna date, right, and they're, they're like, an artist, right? So they have paint all over their clothes, and they have paint in their finger.

• 43:49Speaker 05

  Did they come fresh from work?

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's what I'm saying, cuz like, they wanna show that like, listen, I'm creative.

• 43:53Speaker 05

  I was so inspired, yeah.

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's like, get the fuck out of the car. You know what I mean?

• 43:58Speaker 05

  You're getting paint all over my face.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And it's also.

• 44:00Speaker 00

  Hippie.

• 44:02Speaker 05

  They're at the Wee Spa at 10pm?

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  But it's also, um, if, cuz I see a lot of, I get matched, uh, you know, I'm on dating sites.

• 44:09Speaker 05

  Of course, yeah.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  And I get matched with artists.

• 44:11Speaker 05

  Is that, is that your like?

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I just said, they just kinda like me, right? And I have to, and then when I see their paintings, and if I don't like it, I can't say yes to her, right? Or no. Let's be honest.

• 44:21Speaker 05

  No, I, I, I think you can, and I'll tell you why. They're getting that out of their system.

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 44:25Speaker 05

  That's not part of them anymore.

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? I'm on, no, what, what, I don't get what you're saying.

• 44:30Speaker 05

  Their art.

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 44:31Speaker 05

  Is inside them.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Is they're inside them?

• 44:33Speaker 05

  So they don't, you don't like, and they put it out there, and you don't like that art, it doesn't matter, it's not part of them anymore. It's already out of them, it's out of the world.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, but then I have to lie.

• 44:41Speaker 05

  That's a choice you're making.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  So what, so, let's say you're single.

• 44:44Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm a girl.

• 44:46Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm Patricia Morion.

• 44:47Speaker 05

  Hi, Patricia Morion.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:49Speaker 05

  I love, I love your, your overalls that are covered in paint.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 44:52Speaker 05

  So cute, your fingernails are so crispy.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  And then she's like, and she's like, do you like it?

• 44:57Speaker 05

  No.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  It's over then. Why? Cause they get offended. It's not for me. Ah. I'm sure those people don't like it, but not for me. I'll tell you something, my wife didn't like Practical Jokers. She didn't like the show I was on.

• 45:12Bobby Lee?

  So I mean, I'm looking at it from that. Yeah, but if she's do- if you're doing stand up and she goes, I just don't think you're funny. Yeah, she's never said that, yeah. Yeah, that's, I think that's what that is. Okay. I don't think you're funny. Yeah. So you have to go. I don't think you're talented, eh? Yeah, you have to go, oh, that's goo- good. Yeah. And I just can't do that. That was super believable. I don't know why you're trying. You're like, I loved it. Or they go, or a musician, like, this is my new single. Right? And you're like, it's just terrible. You just can't go out with. That's even worse to have to listen to a song because of the runtime. You can look at a picture, it's over. You gotta sit through two minutes and 24 seconds. It's like, oh my god, make it stop. I know. Yeah. But what if it's good, anyway? Um, you know? Hey, are you in dating sites or dating apps? It's two different things.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  Corrected. Wow, what a burn. What a conundrum I'm under.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  To me, they're the same. No. So what you're saying to me is, is that Plenty of Fish, the site, and the app are two entirely different things? Cause I don't know what that is. Oh my god. Is that a dating app? They're both two things, right? There's a site, it's a dating, right? Plenty of Fish is a site, but there's also an app, but they're the same thing. There's a Plenty Fish app?

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  You frown. I may frown. Are you on Match.com? That's his dating site. Yeah, so Match.com has an app as well. Oh, they do? And a site. He came at you, but he doesn't know there's two multiverse. That's a multiverse of Marvel. You can wrap your head around it. I know. Yeah, I can't even, right, yeah, yeah. You come in with such strong, like, you know what I mean? Assurance and conviction, but there's nothing behind it. Like, you're wrong, dude. No, um, dating sites. It's like saying, like, you know, Korea and Hawaii are the same place. But they're not. They're not. Exactly. Yeah, but dating. They're both islands. Yeah. They're not. I know.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the site you gotta be on the computer with keyboard.

• 47:25Speaker 05

  I'll tell you what I think makes them the same. They pull from the same, uh, pull from the same data, right? So you would look at the same people on your computer that you would look, the same people would match you on your phone. So it's not like two different things. If I watch databases of people.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  If I watch a complete unknown in the movie theater.

• 47:42Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  And then I watch it on my iPad. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. So that's what we're saying.

• 47:47Speaker 04

  But dating is different because like you have like.

• 47:49Speaker 05

  It's not a movie.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God. You're not gonna win this point. I'm sorry.

• 47:56Speaker 04

  No, wait, hold on.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  I think it was a good opportunity for you to understand that sometimes you're wrong.

• 48:01Speaker 04

  No.

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  And just see, I'm sorry, I was wrong, right? But I think, okay, go ahead.

• 48:04Speaker 04

  Sometimes you're wrong.

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna, all right, you're gonna die on this hill. Go ahead.

• 48:08Speaker 04

  Dating sites is like for people your age, you know, past their 50s, like on the keyboard.

• 48:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, if you like, it's the same thing.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I can't believe you're doing this right now.

• 48:17Speaker 01

  No, but the way you're using it, because if you, if it's an app, young people swipe, but then older people go like, what's?

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I have a phone like young people do.

• 48:28Speaker 01

  Right.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  I swipe.

• 48:30Speaker 01

  Right.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Like young people do. What the fuck do you mean?

• 48:33Speaker 01

  But maybe you were more comfortable on the keyboard.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm not, I don't have a computer, ask them. He doesn't have a computer.

• 48:38Speaker 01

  Well, I didn't know, I would just.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I have no idea what you're saying, dude. I'm sorry, Joe, you know what I mean? But I got a little riled up.

• 48:44Speaker 05

  Listen, you're allowed to because I'm with you.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good, good, good.

• 48:46Speaker 05

  But I think you're doing great. I'll only jump in.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, how old are you, Joe?

• 48:49Speaker 05

  Me, I'm 48.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, whoa.

• 48:53Speaker 05

  I look 60, I know.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm 53.

• 48:57Speaker 04

  I know.

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah. And what I'm saying to you is one day you will.

• 49:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  And I'm gonna, I'll, I'll, I'm gonna tell you something. You're gonna feel the exact same way as you feel now.

• 49:09Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  We don't look in, oh, you don't believe me? No, no, you don't believe.

• 49:14Speaker 04

  Let me just say something.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  So, I'm sorry Joe, but um, right, when you, how do you feel right now?

• 49:22Speaker 05

  Uh, we're on the same page, yeah.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  You feel like a kid?

• 49:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, I think, I, a hundred percent, I feel like a kid.

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I always, I always do. But I think what your, your point is incorrect.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it's incorrect, yeah. So go ahead, say it, what are you gonna say?

• 49:37Speaker 04

  Um, let me just say something that-

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 49:39Speaker 04

  The women your age, like, they're art teachers, or hippies, or god knows what. I'm just saying, dating sites and dating apps-

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  So what you're saying to me now with this logic is, is that, how old are you?

• 49:52Speaker 04

  Twenty-eight.

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  Twenty-eight. There are no twenty-eight-year-old hippies?

• 49:56Speaker 00

  That is younger.

• 49:58Speaker 05

  You look like fourteen.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:00Speaker 00

  Oh, thank you.

• 50:01Speaker 04

  But, I date women my age.

• 50:05Speaker 05

  Good, thank you for clarifying.

• 50:08Speaker 05

  Thanks for the disclaimer, I wasn't aware that we had to, so do I.

• 50:12Speaker 00

  Jason, help him out.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's us versus you, go ahead, we're a debate team. Say, go ahead. What, what was your point?

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead. Let me, let me- Yeah, yeah, try to double, yeah, yeah, this is fun. Go ahead. Yeah, yeah.

• 50:25Speaker 04

  Dating apps and dating sites are two different things.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  That's what I said. Okay. But he was trying to say the, about my age and the women, what is that point?

• 50:33Speaker 05

  The motivation that he took from it was that you're dealing with a different pool of people, and a different range. You said artist, by the way, you didn't say art teacher, he put that on his own, he took some-

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Joe, thank you, yeah.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  So he pulled that out of his ass. But I will say that I do understand your point that you think, uh, but they share a login, right? So that's the same exact thing. For me, it's the same thing.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  See, I went on a date Friday with a thirty-year-old.

• 50:54Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So you think I'm, you think I'm dating, like, you know what I mean, Talia Shire?

• 51:00Speaker 05

  Are you?

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  No. I'm not dating Talia Shire, I love her, by the way.

• 51:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, you would.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  I met her before, she's very nicely, but, legend, Coppola, you know what I mean?

• 51:10Speaker 05

  Right.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  And I love her sons, you know, man, Robert, we know, you know what I mean? But my point is, is that, you know, I date, you know, anyone from thirty to forty-five, you know what I mean? But they're, you know, they're all, you know-

• 51:20Speaker 05

  So 28 year olds, uh, you, what are, what are the professions? Cause you threw around art teacher and what else? So what's, what are you dating at 28?

• 51:28Speaker 04

  Um.

• 51:28Speaker 05

  Instagram models and?

• 51:30Speaker 04

  Uh, property manager, managers.

• 51:32Speaker 05

  Oh, property manager.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, property manager. Seems like an old job.

• 51:35Speaker 05

  Yes. I wouldn't trust a young kid with my property.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:39Speaker 04

  Uh, dental hygienist.

• 51:40Speaker 05

  That's for sure. Okay, I'll give you that one.

• 51:42Speaker 04

  A chiropractor.

• 51:43Speaker 05

  That's not.

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's not.

• 51:44Speaker 05

  That's old people problems.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:46Speaker 05

  Should've stopped the dental hygienist, buddy. I was with you.

• 51:49Speaker 04

  Well, I just see Bobby in a couple of years, like in the laptop or like a computer or a keyboard.

• 51:54Speaker 05

  He gives you arthritis, dude. Have you noticed that? Your fingers are doing something.

• 51:58Speaker 00

  He makes you look so old.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea what the fuck you're doing, dude. But I like it.

• 52:02Speaker 05

  It's fun.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  I like it a lot. Give us another, me, me and Joe are a debate team. And give us another thing that people would debate. I'm gonna see if we can debate.

• 52:10Speaker 00

  Well, I want him to be convicted in it. Cause he has crazy convictions. What's something you really feel strongly about?

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we'll go the opposite.

• 52:16Speaker 04

  Hmm. Pizza, pineapple?

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 52:20Speaker 00

  I'll have to leave.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 52:22Speaker 00

  I will have to leave.

• 52:22Speaker 05

  He's an Italian.

• 52:23Speaker 04

  I don't like it.

• 52:24Speaker 05

  You don't like it?

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:25Speaker 05

  I can't do it.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have to.

• 52:27Speaker 04

  You like that?

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  You have to.

• 52:28Speaker 01

  What, you can't put pineapple on pizza?

• 52:30Speaker 05

  No.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  You can.

• 52:31Speaker 00

  He's Italian, dude.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:32Speaker 05

  I, I have to say that you can?

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the, that's what the challenge is.

• 52:35Speaker 05

  You're really asking me to reach here.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:39Speaker 05

  If you listen closely, you hear my grandmother flipping in her grave. Uh, all right, yeah, you know pineapple is a topic. So you know what? If you don't like fun, it's the most fun fruit, first of all. Name a funner fruit than a pineapple.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, durian. Durian's a pretty fun fruit, fruit, fruit, but um, you know durian fruit is?

• 52:54Speaker 05

  No.

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  It smells really bad.

• 52:56Speaker 05

  We're supposed to be on the same team.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yes.

• 52:58Speaker 05

  Jesus, I'm trying here.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Here's my, here's my, um, pineapple, um, pizza, you know what I mean? Um, support of, okay?

• 53:05Speaker 05

  You're pro, pro pineapple?

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  We're both pro pineapple.

• 53:07Speaker 05

  Yes, we are. I couldn't be more.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm saying is, is that, you know, there are certain native foods, right? Like pizza from Italy, right? But things evolve. And that's what's great about, you know what I mean? Culinary delights, you know what I mean?

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Things evolve, things evolve. Right, and there's fusion, right? And in Hawaii, right, for instance, right? They love the pasta, you know, the, the pizza sauce and the cheese and stuff like, right? But they also want uniquely put on a, a flavor that Italians might not have even thought of.

• 53:31Speaker 05

  Yeah. The Hawaiian Italian is starved for culture.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 53:34Speaker 05

  And they're looking to be part of it.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  How many Hawaiian Italians are there? Probably seven?

• 53:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Seven or eight people?

• 53:39Speaker 05

  And these, these people started a movement. We're all on board with it. It got to the mainland and it got to make some change.

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:44Speaker 05

  It got to Domino's, it got to.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:46Speaker 01

  There's Hawaiian Italians?

• 53:49Speaker 01

  Why'd you say seven then?

• 53:51Speaker 02

  I was trying to make a joke.

• 53:54Speaker 01

  I was really curious.

• 53:55Speaker 02

  We were drowning, Joe and I were drowning. Yeah, it was tough, yeah. It's tough to defend it.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  So, let's go back to your home life though.

• 54:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm here for it, buddy.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  So you sleep with 12 dogs under the bed?

• 54:07Speaker 05

  Eight dogs on the bed, yeah.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  And then where the other four sleep?

• 54:11Speaker 05

  They're on a couple of dog beds and we have like a chase lounge that two of them sleep on.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  How do you sleep like that? Do they wake you up?

• 54:17Speaker 05

  Like Tetris, I just get in and go.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but they don't wake you up? But you know what?

• 54:22Speaker 05

  They don't move once they sleep.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Intimacy though, how does intimacy happen?

• 54:25Speaker 05

  I don't fuck my dogs.

• 54:28Speaker 05

  Is that what you're getting at?

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  But do they watch? Are they like on the edge of the bed?

• 54:32Speaker 05

  They cheer. They're good to have them around.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  What do you have against cats?

• 54:38Speaker 05

  So much. Oh, here we go. Here we go, I have three cats. What's up? You have cats? I have three of them, yeah. Fuck you and you don't, I'm kidding, I love cats.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna get me going.

• 54:54Speaker 05

  I don't know, I just.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  You don't have any?

• 54:55Speaker 05

  I do, there's a cat in my house. My in-laws live with us and they have a cat, but it stays in their room.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  And so the cat doesn't get along with the dogs?

• 55:01Speaker 05

  Uh, the cat doesn't like anybody. The cat likes my mother-in-law.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  And that's it?

• 55:05Speaker 05

  And pretty much that's it. And it lives downstairs with them and they're like little.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  See, that's what I like.

• 55:10Speaker 05

  About cats.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  A cat is is that, you know, um, they're very fickle, they love who they love. And you know, my cats, I'm their guy. When they look at me in the morning, they all come and they give me a head bop. You know what I mean? And they can just do their own thing.

• 55:24Speaker 05

  It's all about connection with your animal though. Like I like dogs like cats, it doesn't matter what it is, you know, if you could connect with the animal.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  That's why it's so hard to eat cow now.

• 55:32Speaker 05

  You shouldn't. I met a cat, that's what made me stop.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  That, cause I see them on TikTok and.

• 55:37Speaker 05

  They're like dogs.

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:38Speaker 05

  They're like 800 pound dogs, dude.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  I know, they, um, they follow their, you know, their, um.

• 55:42Speaker 05

  They get nuzzled?

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Owners, yeah.

• 55:45Speaker 05

  They lay down and pet them?

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's that connection and it's really hard. Pigs too.

• 55:50Speaker 05

  Pigs have made their way into home life, though. People like have pet pigs.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. So it's like it's getting harder to do. The chicken, fuck the chicken, though.

• 55:58Speaker 05

  Chicken is meant to be. I don't eat chicken, but.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you eat chicken?

• 56:03Speaker 05

  Uh, I just don't eat meat.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  In general. Is it because of that, though?

• 56:07Speaker 05

  When I met the cow.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, I met Caesar. His name was Caesar.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about Caesar.

• 56:13Speaker 05

  Eight hundred pound dog, basically. He walked out of a bar and he came up to me. I was like, wow, this thing is gorgeous. And I just. It was six feet tall. It was like six and a half feet tall. And I just pet its head. And it nuzzled down like a dog and like nuzzled into me. It was unbelievable. And I was like, all right, I don't have to eat meat. And I just stopped eating meat. I didn't really eat much meat because my wife was vegetarian anyway, and she doesn't cook. I cook. So I was like, oh, this is beautiful. So you could give it up if you tried.

• 56:36Speaker 01

  It tastes so good, though.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  I know. I know. Thank you, Jason.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  But that makes me sad, though.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  It's. I, I, it's a dilemma for me, I think.

• 56:45Speaker 01

  I think if they put a cow.

• 56:46Speaker 05

  I tell you, if you met one, I think it would change your mind. Not you. You're out.

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, you're one of those, dude.

• 56:54Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're one of them.

• 56:56Speaker 01

  I feel like if they have a cow like um in the city, in the downtown, and everybody pass by. That would change people's mind, I feel like.

• 57:03Speaker 05

  Like Sex and the City?

• 57:06Speaker 05

  I'm a Miranda. Miranda, I should have said. That would have been better.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  It's good.

• 57:12Speaker 05

  It's still, it's still okay. Uh, yeah, no, I think if you meet one, bud, it would.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that's what it is. I think. Where, where does this cow live?

• 57:20Speaker 05

  It's dead now. Um, but they live.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 57:27Speaker 04

  Hi, man.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  He said.

• 57:28Speaker 01

  What's up, dude?

• 57:29Speaker 04

  What? He said it was.

• 57:30Speaker 01

  A living being just died. What's up?

• 57:32Speaker 04

  It was a cow.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  It didn't. See, that's what I'm saying. You're out.

• 57:36Speaker 04

  What? Mexico, we have cows running around. We eat them all day. Okay, so cows are good. He's got a good foot.

• 57:43Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 57:43Speaker 04

  I'm just saying, cows are good.

• 57:45Speaker 05

  Cows are good. The cows are good.

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  You're having a completely different.

• 57:48Speaker 04

  I know.

• 57:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. We didn't say you didn't meet a cow. You don't know what a cow is. We're like, you have no idea what a cow is. We have him in Mexico, bro.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  That was so funny.

• 57:58Speaker 05

  Come at me with it.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  That was crazy. Yeah?

• 58:01Speaker 05

  Yeah. Tell us about these Mexican cows.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell us more about Mexican cows.

• 58:05Speaker 04

  Delicious, man.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:07Speaker 04

  We eat their head, their tongue.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:11Speaker 04

  Try it.

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, it's funny, um, I've been watching this Ken Burns documentary about the Vietnam War. And there was a, um.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  Alex? You just had a flashback from the war? He was a nom. He served two duties. He's among a palm tree back then, too. You're like, Charlie!

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  But, um, there was this incident that happened on My Lai. Have you heard of it? No. My Lai incidents where they, where American soldiers killed hundreds of children, men and women. And, but some soldiers lured villagers outside so they wouldn't be killed, you know? And, um, I think I would be one of those. What? Yeah. You started this whole thing, by the way, by, "This is funny." That was your first word. You go, "This is funny, but I've been watching this documentary." Oh, really?

• 59:03Speaker 04

  That's how you.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  That's how you framed. Did I really? That was your Mexican cow. Oh. You go, "This is funny. I was watching this documentary." I'm like, "What?" I was waiting for the. Well, you know how something, things are funny alone? Gotcha. And then when you say it out loud, it's not so fun. And I'm kidding. Um, what I'm saying is. You'd be one of those people. What kind of person would you be in that situation? Oh, I think the lore. I know you would. I'd be luring children. See, it's, you're right. It's what you say out loud. But some people, some people did it because everyone else was doing it, is what I'm saying. You know what I mean? They're like, "I don't know what to do." One person has to start it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What kind of person would you be, you think?

• 59:40Speaker 04

  A person?

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  Me?

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:42Speaker 04

  Myself? I'm an I?

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:45Speaker 04

  Bro. What do you mean, like, what?

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I don't think he heard. Stop, stop for a second, okay? I think there's a problem, pair. You think? I know. As an outsider? Yeah. You can tell me there's a problem.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think the problem, I think, I think the root of the problem is, Jaime, is that you're not really listening. I think he's listening to a different podcast in his. It's just coming in, it's getting. Are you listening to Tim Dillon right now? No, I am, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, what's the dog and Mary? Yeah, forget it, forget it. Yeah. We can move on from it, yeah. And do you wake up early then?

• 1:00:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:18Speaker 05

  5 a.m.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  5 in the morning? Oh my god.

• 1:00:21Speaker 05

  5, 5:30.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  And what do you do? Keep the dogs out?

• 1:00:24Speaker 05

  Get the dogs down, get them out, then the kids, get the kids ready for school and stuff and, you know.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  What a life.

• 1:00:29Speaker 05

  Yeah. I go back to bed a little bit sometimes in between, like they'll be done and fed by 6:30 and the kids don't have to get up to like 7:30. So I'll grab an hour, nap back out.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Is it worth it?

• 1:00:39Speaker 05

  Yes, 100%.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  Sell it to me. Um, are you happy? Do you wanna be?

• 1:00:45Speaker 05

  I'm happy.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Do you wanna be?

• 1:00:46Speaker 05

  That's a good question.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  Listen, okay, so this is a great question.

• 1:00:49Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm. I'm not saying happiness has to be defined by that, but I'm genuinely happy.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  No, here's the question.

• 1:00:54Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  And this is a very good philosophical question, right? I think I would be, I think I was made to have a family.

• 1:01:02Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what? Oof.

• 1:01:04Speaker 05

  That's real.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:05Speaker 05

  I love it.

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that I, I work well in that kind of environment, you know? It gives me goals, a reason to get up, a reason to, it's in, in, in, in many respects, service work.

• 1:01:17Speaker 05

  For sure.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I, you know, I think when you're doing service work, you get out of yourself, you stop thinking about your own problems.

• 1:01:23Speaker 05

  Putting others before you.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you, and you, and you have shit to do, right? I'm sure you experienced the same thing. But also I have this thing where it's like, you know, um, I love hotties, baby. Yeah! Ah, no! You love the dating sites. Yeah! I'm on the dating site. Yeah, look at me!

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  I struggle between two different things, you know? But if I met the right person, I think I would do, I think, I, I think what I'm doing is I'm doing meditations again. And in, in, so in my, in my still mind, in my still mind, I'm, I'm trying to like, um, manifest somebody that's gonna have a family with me. But it's just not happening. But maybe, yeah. Yeah. What? You, what, what do you mean? What?

• 1:02:08Speaker 05

  How come?

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  How come?

• 1:02:09Speaker 05

  How come? How come?

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  The Tyler's episode is not how come.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  How come? Um. You have to spell it that way.

• 1:02:20Speaker 01

  I forgot.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  What is wrong with you, dude?

• 1:02:23Speaker 01

  You, I was focused.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  You're being too close to him, I think.

• 1:02:26Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Is it working its way down? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a disease and something's happening. So what is it?

• 1:02:31Speaker 01

  I forgot. You fucked me.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  How did I fuck you, dude?

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  I forgot. Wait, what was, what did you say?

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  He said the sights. He thinks he wants that family. He's trying to manifest it and he still won't. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:40Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, you were talking about kids and then, but how do you not know maybe that you actually do want it?

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:02:47Speaker 01

  You know what? I would, I just.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it's okay. Express yourself.

• 1:02:51Speaker 01

  Okay. You know, whatever I just said right now was like filler things because I couldn't think of my thing.

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're doing what he does.

• 1:02:58Speaker 01

  So I just say words.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  You're not listening.

• 1:03:00Speaker 01

  I, Bobby, I'm so, I'm locked in.

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  You're not locked in. Locked out. You're the opposite. Yeah. You're trying to punch in the cone. It's beeping.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  Beep, beep, beep. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:10Speaker 01

  We have, we for sure find the same thing.

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:12Speaker 01

  Because we're locked in, but.

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  Locked in, but. Yeah, yeah, but what? If you guys think you're locked in, we have serious problems. Yeah. I'm glad you guys aren't in the Navy or anything. Imagine these guys in the Navy. We're locked in, but we don't know where the target. We're snipers. We're locked in.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  It looked like my grandfather blamed. So, locked in or locked out? I'm locked in. You're locked in? Okay. Okay. Don't be scared. Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, go ahead. No, no.

• 1:03:38Speaker 01

  Oh, two.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  He lost it again. The target. He lost the target. Yeah, yeah. I don't wanna get you mad. Oh, you know, dude, you can, dude, we've worked enough together where you can say anything to me and I'm not gonna be mad at you. You, you know, you could have, he could have been a grandpa by now, right? Oh. At fifty-three? Yeah.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm not mad.

• 1:04:03Speaker 00

  He's locked in. He's locked in.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm not mad. You're locked in. I'm not mad at all.

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  He's locked.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel great. Excuse me? That's true. Yeah. That's true. That's a true. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ran the numbers. It comes back true. It comes back true. You know, if I had a baby at eighteen and then. Or even twenty-one. Yeah, yeah, sure. Twenty-one year old has a twenty-one year old. Exactly. Yeah. So you, you were right theoretically, you know, but, um. I'm not, so. You know, it's one of those inevitable things, Jaime, that one day you will also be fifty-three. Well, you don't know. He could die. I think, I'm, I think the latter, but, um.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  But you know, one day you will be, right? And um, I hope you're as happy as I am. I'll be your son. No. Why? There's no way. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, um, I'm very hap- aren't you the hap- in your late 40s? You, are you the happiest you've ever been?

• 1:04:54Speaker 05

  I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life for sure, right now.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:04:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  I always felt that about myself too, that, you know, in my 50s, and my late 40s were the best years of my life so far, you know?

• 1:05:04Speaker 05

  I, but did you ever think that before?

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:05:07Speaker 05

  That, a lot of times I always felt like I was happy, but I did, I would never be able to say it as confidently as I can now, I think.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:13Speaker 05

  Because I think you've been through some shit too, that helps you realize that happiness, you know?

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  You also realize what's important, what's not, and, you know, it's also, you know, the ending is close.

• 1:05:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. Clock's ticking, yeah.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you sort of like, kind of weed out what to worry about.

• 1:05:27Speaker 05

  I'll say that's one of the weirdest things about having kids, though.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:05:30Speaker 05

  Instantly when I had my daughter, my mortality clock kicked in. I was like, whoa. I was like, I gotta make memories here, I gotta be an impact, because I lost, my dad died when I was 19, right? But he was still one of the most impactful people in my life.

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 1:05:41Speaker 05

  I was just 19, you didn't do it.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  I did, though.

• 1:05:43Speaker 05

  Well, can't, well, nice to meet you, pancreatic cancer.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:05:48Speaker 05

  But-

• 1:05:49Speaker 02

  Nice to meet you.

• 1:05:50Speaker 05

  That's what I sound like, that's right.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  That's, yeah, that's what I did my pancreas-

• 1:05:53Speaker 05

  Oh, you should have done that in the voice when we were at the spa.

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  I ain't nobody's pancreatic cancer.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  Anyway-

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  How about that sauna?

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  I'm, RFK is my friend.

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  I think- I think when we did- Cut that out, but, he went, go-

• 1:06:05Speaker 05

  I think when we did the, uh, when, when I had that impact on my life, it was like, oh, that's a thing, but when I had a kid, I was like, oh shit, I gotta start, I gotta do that. You know, you're gonna become a mortality- You're tick, you only have a limited amount of time with them, and-

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  So how old is your oldest?

• 1:06:18Speaker 05

  Nine, she's nine.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  And your youngest?

• 1:06:19Speaker 05

  Is seven.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  So they go daddy, daddy, you know what I mean?

• 1:06:23Speaker 05

  Pretty dead on.

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:06:24Speaker 05

  Pretty sound, just like-

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  Daddy, daddy-

• 1:06:26Speaker 05

  She's nine, not nine months.

• 1:06:30Speaker 05

  Daddy, daddy.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they don't do.

• 1:06:32Speaker 05

  They talk, they're children.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Father.

• 1:06:34Speaker 05

  Yes, that's right.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Father.

• 1:06:35Speaker 05

  Papa.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  Papa, can we go to the mall? Would you do that?

• 1:06:40Speaker 05

  Go to the mall?

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  Like, just, oh, well, no, that's, that's, that's. What's that, okay?

• 1:06:44Speaker 01

  He's burping.

• 1:06:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What I'm saying is, is that, like, do you, if they ask for something, do you do it right away?

• 1:06:52Speaker 05

  Not right away, but I do make it a priority, for sure.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  Like that, I want the new Jordans.

• 1:06:56Speaker 05

  No, not like that, not, not materialistic stuff.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:06:59Speaker 05

  Uh, I mean.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  What if the new Jordans are dope?

• 1:07:02Speaker 05

  That's true, maybe I'll get it for them.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no.

• 1:07:03Speaker 05

  Maybe I'll get it for them.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  That's the thing, it's like, I, I, because I spoil my dogs.

• 1:07:07Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'll buy treats, whatever, you know what I mean? I'll even, if I go to a steakhouse, I'll buy another steak, just for them, stuff like that, right?

• 1:07:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  I want to please, you know what I mean, because I'm a giver, I, I, I'm not good at receiving gifts, because of my upbringing.

• 1:07:21Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But I'm good at giving, right? So I feel like I would spoil the fuck out of my kids, that's not, how do you discipline yourself from doing that?

• 1:07:27Speaker 05

  You try, I did this thing for a while when I was, you started feeling guilty being on the road, and not being around them, so I would come home with like, what'd you bring me? And then when my son said that to me one time, I was like, I brought you me, I'm back. And then, like, then I was like, I just stopped bringing stuff home.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  And they didn't?

• 1:07:41Speaker 05

  And then it was, they didn't care, and they, like, enjoyed that I came back, and I was like, wow, that, it's really time, it really just is that kind of thing.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:07:48Speaker 05

  So that was like a big thing, I think a lot of people have fallen to that guilt thing.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:51Speaker 05

  It's like, I gotta buy them something when I'm out.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  You, how old are your kids?

• 1:07:54Speaker 01

  Two, just one.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  You have one kid?

• 1:07:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:56Speaker 05

  A boy, a boy or a girl?

• 1:07:57Speaker 01

  Girl.

• 1:07:57Speaker 05

  Girl?

• 1:07:58Bobby Lee?

  And when you go on the road and you come home, is she excited to see you?

• 1:08:02Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:08:03Speaker 05

  Give it a year, you'll be all right, yeah, the first two don't matter.

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:08:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, little kids, they don't, they don't really give it up yet.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  When did they give it up?

• 1:08:09Speaker 01

  Are you making me feel better, or?

• 1:08:11Speaker 05

  Five years old.

• 1:08:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:08:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, five.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, at five, they got?

• 1:08:13Speaker 05

  Four or five.

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:08:15Speaker 05

  When I was, my, my daughter, five years old, I came home from, we did something, like, we were on one of our, I was away from a while, I think I came back just from one of our cruises or something.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:08:23Speaker 05

  And my daughter came, and she's like, oh daddy, I love when you come to visit, and I was like, oh. It's like hysterical, but also so painful at the same time, and I was, I'm doing something.

• 1:08:31Speaker 01

  When you leave the house, sometimes, do you do like a, like a goofy, funny thing to say bye? But then it hurts?

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  This is how you do it?

• 1:08:37Speaker 05

  It hurts, this is the goofy, funny thing?

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna kill you! I'm so goofy!

• 1:08:42Speaker 05

  What is, what is?

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  This is goofy, funny?

• 1:08:45Speaker 01

  You look like a pterodactyl!

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's right.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:50Speaker 05

  You also look like Bobby searching for a match dot com.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:54Speaker 05

  He just found somebody.

• 1:08:57Speaker 05

  No, yeah, you do. I do see the goodbyes do get harder as they get older.

• 1:09:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, it hurts when you.

• 1:09:02Speaker 05

  It hurts way more, dude.

• 1:09:03Speaker 01

  But then you try to smile and then when you leave, you're like, oh, my God.

• 1:09:07Speaker 05

  Cry in the car.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 1:09:09Speaker 01

  Have you done that?

• 1:09:09Speaker 05

  Hundred percent.

• 1:09:10Speaker 01

  Oh, damn.

• 1:09:10Speaker 05

  Multiple times.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  So I don't remember my dad leaving and me going. I was I was like, yeah. Yeah, he was. He was so violent.

• 1:09:20Speaker 05

  Yeah. But I think that I think I think the whole family dynamic has changed from when we grew up like, you know.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, what explain to me? I like that.

• 1:09:27Speaker 05

  I, you know, the the father is way more involved, I think, in the family dynamic.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  I think so.

• 1:09:32Speaker 05

  Especially post covid, when everybody worked from home and everything. They really got a shot of having two parents in the house. Moms have to work more. I mean, my mom didn't really work growing up. You know, so.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:42Speaker 05

  I think I think the whole dynamic has shifted. It's a whole new thing out now.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right. I think the reason why I never had children is was I was afraid to perpetuate my dad's behavior. Not that I'm him.

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're not.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  Right. But it's just like, I just didn't want to scar my children, you know?

• 1:09:59Speaker 05

  So you didn't give yourself the opportunity.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Right. But now I believe that um I'm mindful enough. I'm in therapy and all that stuff, right? I think I'd be able to do it. You know what I mean?

• 1:10:08Speaker 05

  I know you would.

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  Because number one, I would never like yell.

• 1:10:10Speaker 01

  You won't, though.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  How do you know?

• 1:10:13Speaker 01

  You won't, though. It's just.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you do this, you know?

• 1:10:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's pretty wild.

• 1:10:17Speaker 01

  But I don't say anything. I do the.

• 1:10:19Speaker 05

  Scary, almost. He's a silent monster.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Bye bye. Are you leaving?

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  You gonna poo or? You gonna poo or pee? Uh, have a good pee.

• 1:10:32Speaker 05

  Just straight. Bye, bye, bye.

• 1:10:37Speaker 05

  Uh, I think I I don't. I think you'll be the, you know, it's the father that you are versus the father you want to be and then the father that you had, you know? If you had a good father, you you'll take you'll take the good. You'll you'll try to not do the bad. And my my my dad was great and I didn't have him long enough to like end up hating him. So I think that's a thing. I think you'll just take what you thought was great and build on that.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  Joe, what is that like at nineteen? I mean, that must have been. I just don't know how that is. I mean, that must have been tough. Dark.

• 1:11:04Speaker 05

  For sure.

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  Very dark.

• 1:11:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  When did you do comedy after that?

• 1:11:08Speaker 05

  I started.

• 1:11:11Speaker 05

  Right after college, so my dad thought I was a sophomore in college.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:11:14Speaker 05

  And then we started our improv comedy troupe after college, so three years, I thought ninety-nine, and my dad and I did ninety-five.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow, ninety-nine is when you started?

• 1:11:22Speaker 05

  Ninety-nine is when the Tenderloins, which was our improv comedy troupe.

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  Who was in that?

• 1:11:25Speaker 05

  Me, Sal, Mer, and another guy.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:11:28Speaker 05

  And then Q replaced him, the other guy that dropped out and started a family and got a real job.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 1:11:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, Mike, he's a good guy.

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  So the Pete Best of the...

• 1:11:36Speaker 05

  Uh, no, because he won at that moment in life, was the right move.

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  You know Pete Best? You know what Pete Best is? No. You know Pete Best? No. Do you know it?

• 1:11:44Speaker 05

  He's the guy who left, uh...

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  The Beatles?

• 1:11:46Speaker 05

  The Beatles, yeah.

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh. So Pete Best was the drummer for the Beatles, and he quit, like, and then six months later, they were the biggest thing in the world.

• 1:11:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:53Bobby Lee?

  And he's in art school going, "I think I have that."

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  I mean, imagine being Pete Best. Crazy. Oh, my...

• 1:12:00Speaker 05

  That's Pete Worst.

• 1:12:04Speaker 05

  That's the Pete Worst.

• 1:12:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, so that's Mike, yeah, that Mike is the guy my arms are around.

• 1:12:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, so the, so the little, little head guy was still in it?

• 1:12:11Speaker 05

  So that's Sal, Sal Mer, and then his name's Mike, and then me with my hand on my hip, I'm so...

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:16Speaker 05

  And my shirt tucked in.

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  Wait, but that's you?

• 1:12:18Speaker 05

  That's me, yeah.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:12:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's nineteen ninety-nine.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  You had a lesbian's body then, huh?

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's amazing.

• 1:12:28Speaker 05

  So that was ninety, yeah, I think that's ninety-nine.

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  How did you meet your wife?

• 1:12:31Speaker 05

  She, uh, she worked for the company, I was, I was working for a company called Giggle, a baby company. And, uh, she worked on the West Coast, and I opened up a new store there, I was part of the training program manager, and I worked long distance. Came, met her there, and then we dated for...

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  Was it instantaneous when you saw her?

• 1:12:47Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  So it was long distance?

• 1:12:49Speaker 05

  For a year and a half.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  For how long? How, how long the distance?

• 1:12:52Speaker 05

  She's from San Francisco, this, this big, you want to visually? Uh, she was in San Francisco, I was in New York. That's tough, time.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:13:00Speaker 05

  It was rough.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  You probably flew back and forth a lot?

• 1:13:01Speaker 05

  A couple, yeah, but then a year and a half in, I was like, "Look, you gotta move to New York, or this is, we're not gonna do it," and she called my bluff and moved to New York, and that was it.

• 1:13:10Speaker 05

  Then my mom, we, we were just dating and stuff, and then my mom passed away, and she got me through that tough time.

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, what the fuck?

• 1:13:16Speaker 05

  And then I ended up marrying her.

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  You have brothers and sisters?

• 1:13:18Speaker 05

  Two sisters older.

• 1:13:20Bobby Lee?

  So they were probably, were they there for you when your dad died and all that stuff?

• 1:13:23Speaker 05

  We were all there for each other, it was kinda like, and my mom, it was, it made like a real hardcore family unit. And then my mom passed away, my sisters and I, we super date again.

• 1:13:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow. Yeah. That's life, man. It is. You gotta, you gotta love them while you got them, man. You really do. Yeah. I think you've inspired me to do a couple of things here.

• 1:13:41Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:13:42Speaker 01

  What are those things?

• 1:13:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I, you know what?

• 1:13:46Speaker 01

  Oh, I was just wondering, I don't know.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it, it's, it's crazy, you know? No, it's, you know?

• 1:13:52Bobby Lee?

  I, I tell ya. How come?

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, I was about to say it. You know what I mean? You just never give it the opportunity.

• 1:14:04Speaker 01

  Oh, sorry.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:05Speaker 01

  I thought maybe you would like to.

• 1:14:06Bobby Lee?

  This is how it's supposed to go, alright? You've inspired me to do a couple of things, right? And then, these are the things. But instead, you go, what are they? It's a, it's a needed filler. It's a needed sentence. So I'm not gonna tell you what they are.

• 1:14:19Speaker 01

  My bad.

• 1:14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Number one is, I'm gonna highly consider finger out this cow thing. Meat thing. I, I, I'm beginning to like, feel a little weird about it.

• 1:14:32Speaker 01

  I feel, I feel it too.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:14:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, but you love Korean barbecue.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's the hard thing.

• 1:14:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:14:37Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, well, I love to, brujut and mozzarella sandwich and buffalo wings, and I got over it. Right. Wow. Maybe we can open up a Korean restaurant vegan. Mm-hmm. Anyway, um, and the second thing is, um, this.

• 1:14:52Bobby Lee?

  This. That was the loudest ice. For some reason. It's like the Titanic?

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  Did he hit it with his face? Is your mouth sick? Yeah. Yeah, um, that was crazy, I, and maybe, you know? Maybe a family, one day. Those are two, those are two big swings. I, I might, I know, am I too old, though? I think fifty-three is, uh, pretty old. No.

• 1:15:15Speaker 01

  Why'd you do family last? You're supposed to family first.

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  No. Why, why in that order? Would it, can I ask you about your family? Are they living? What? What's going on here? Your parents, are they living? What's happening?

• 1:15:29Speaker 05

  Well, you, I'll tell you why, I'll tell you why you said, is it too late for you? Like, are your parents?

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  My mother's still alive. She's eighty-one.

• 1:15:36Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:15:36Bobby Lee?

  She lives in Phoenix by herself, and she's very happy. Um, I have a brother, Steve, who lives in LA. And me, younger.

• 1:15:44Speaker 05

  Younger.

• 1:15:45Bobby Lee?

  Um, and, uh, you know where I met Steve? He's a wild, you'll meet him one day.

• 1:15:48Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:15:49Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, this is it, you know, I, um...

• 1:15:52Speaker 05

  So if you're eighty, eighty-one...

• 1:15:53Bobby Lee?

  That's my family right there.

• 1:15:54Speaker 05

  You got thirty, you got thirty years.

• 1:15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's my dad, passed. There's my mom, holding the baby like that, that's weird.

• 1:16:02Bobby Lee?

  Like, why did you hold the crotch like that, mom?

• 1:16:04Speaker 05

  Well, I was looking, I was looking more at the peek-a-boo situation. Well, I was looking at the peek-a-boo situation, she was like, you can look, no you can't.

• 1:16:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's insane.

• 1:16:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:11Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, yeah, we look like North Koreans for some reason.

• 1:16:17Speaker 05

  You know what it looks like? It looks like a painting more than a photo, you know what I mean?

• 1:16:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:20Speaker 05

  Uh, no, but so like eighty-one, like you'll at least have thirty years with this kid if you pop one out soon.

• 1:16:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:26Speaker 05

  That's more time I had with my father.

• 1:16:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's, I think that's gonna be in the agenda, you know? And then, um, do you have any other projects that you wanna promote?

• 1:16:36Bobby Lee?

  Aside from...

• 1:16:38Speaker 05

  We're talking about all this deep G, and he's like, and what's your Instagram handle? I think you're gonna talk more about your, like... I know, I don't really get...

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wait, let's, okay, let's talk. Okay, you know, I'll tell, okay, I'll tell you, I'll tell you what happened.

• 1:16:51Speaker 05

  It's at Joe underscore dad.

• 1:16:54Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what happened.

• 1:16:55Speaker 05

  Good pal.

• 1:16:55Bobby Lee?

  It got so real...

• 1:16:57Speaker 05

  You wanted to escape.

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  That I wanted to get out, and maybe I should stay in it.

• 1:17:00Speaker 05

  That's how you'll change.

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  That's how I'll change.

• 1:17:01Speaker 05

  You only...

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna stay in it, I'm gonna stay in it, right?

• 1:17:04Speaker 05

  Only growing the uncomfortable. Why do you, why do you think it wouldn't be, why do you think it's too late for you? For it to be a father?

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Uh...

• 1:17:09Speaker 05

  Let's say you got thirty years, right? I hold my father the highest regard, I had him nineteen years.

• 1:17:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:15Speaker 05

  Probably, you know, so like, what makes you think that you wouldn't be able to do that in nineteen years?

• 1:17:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I said, you first of all gotta find somebody that will do it with you, I think that's the key.

• 1:17:22Speaker 05

  Two years, met and married my wife two years, had a kid in three.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:24Speaker 05

  So it's like, oh, I will...

• 1:17:25Bobby Lee?

  So that's, that, the first thing is to meet somebody.

• 1:17:27Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:17:28Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I think my qualifications are gonna change a little bit.

• 1:17:31Speaker 05

  Hundred percent, they have to lower.

• 1:17:34Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:17:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so, this is very interesting.

• 1:17:37Speaker 05

  No, I'm kidding.

• 1:17:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I think that you're real. I think you'd, I think you'd hit a nerve, okay? Lower my qualifications, in terms of physical attraction, I think.

• 1:17:46Speaker 05

  Okay, you could say that, but what I would say is that don't put that foot forward. Don't make that the deciding factor, because you'll get into different things. You could find somebody more attractive when you get to know them. You won't find them less attractive. When you get them, people become more attractive to you, you get their personality, you get attractive on an emotional level, and it only increases the physical. That's my opinion.

• 1:18:07Bobby Lee?

  Jason, you don't know shit.

• 1:18:09Speaker 04

  No, that's true, though.

• 1:18:10Speaker 05

  Thank you. I learned that on my dating websites.

• 1:18:14Bobby Lee?

  Jason, why do you feel the same way?

• 1:18:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think so, because we're together for a pretty long time, and sometimes the attraction, yeah.

• 1:18:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:26Speaker 01

  Sometimes the connection is good, and the sex is better.

• 1:18:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:29Speaker 01

  But when we fight, then, um, then no sex.

• 1:18:34Speaker 05

  He's definitely listening to a different podcast.

• 1:18:38Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you're here right now. I really don't think you're here right now.

• 1:18:41Speaker 01

  I'm here, I'm locked in.

• 1:18:42Speaker 05

  I don't think you're locked in.

• 1:18:43Bobby Lee?

  Did you hire them as day players so we weren't alone at the table? Yeah, no, I mean, no, we always have this many people, right? But Julie Jules is here, but she's not here. But, um, and your gum-tooth ratio on your mouth is a little...

• 1:18:56Speaker 01

  Perfect.

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  It's perfect, I like it.

• 1:18:57Speaker 01

  You...

• 1:19:01Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, yeah, it's a very good point.

• 1:19:04Speaker 05

  Aren't you glad you went to them?

• 1:19:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm so glad you came.

• 1:19:07Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  I love you so much. Yeah. Have you seen him do stand-up? He's so funny.

• 1:19:11Speaker 05

  No, I haven't. I'm looking forward to it.

• 1:19:12Bobby Lee?

  So Joe, do you have any dates you want to plug? Do you have fun here, by the way?

• 1:19:16Speaker 05

  I actually had more...

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  Be honest.

• 1:19:17Speaker 05

  I had more fun than I thought I was gonna.

• 1:19:19Bobby Lee?

  Why did you say that?

• 1:19:20Speaker 05

  I'm being real. I didn't know how much fun I was gonna have.

• 1:19:24Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 1:19:24Speaker 00

  Did you guys have a relationship before now?

• 1:19:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, we...

• 1:19:27Speaker 05

  We've been in the same... That one time, and we've been in the same room, I think, one other.

• 1:19:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but now it's gonna be, now I feel like, if we cheer those hugs and...

• 1:19:34Speaker 05

  Well, you definitely didn't, you definitely didn't like me because you thought I was somebody else.

• 1:19:38Bobby Lee?

  No, I was like, yeah.

• 1:19:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I think that if I see you next day, it'll be like, hey, that kind of thing.

• 1:19:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:43Bobby Lee?

  It'll be great.

• 1:19:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, I'm, you could go to joegattoofficial.com for all my stuff.

• 1:19:47Bobby Lee?

  Go to joegattoofficial?

• 1:19:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:48Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:19:48Speaker 05

  This next, I don't know when this comes out, but this is my next weekend coming up, Valentine's Day weekend.

• 1:19:52Bobby Lee?

  Are you doing more theaters than clubs or all theaters?

• 1:19:54Speaker 05

  All theaters, yeah.

• 1:19:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:55Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:19:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:57Bobby Lee?

  You like theaters?

• 1:19:58Speaker 05

  I do.

• 1:19:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:59Speaker 05

  I like the stage. I like to, you know, I move around a lot, so I feel cramped in the.

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  Where are you gonna play in San Diego? Oh, we just played the bubble.

• 1:20:05Speaker 05

  San Diego on the, oh, I love that. Yeah, it's a fun theater.

• 1:20:08Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's amazing.

• 1:20:10Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:20:11Bobby Lee?

  Awesome. So go check out Joe Gatto.

• 1:20:13Speaker 05

  Official.com.

• 1:20:14Bobby Lee?

  Official.com.

• 1:20:15Speaker 05

  And my new special is on Hulu.

• 1:20:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, his, oh, so you, did you do, you got one on Hulu too, huh?

• 1:20:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, I did the 800 Pound Gorilla. I produced with them.

• 1:20:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's amazing.

• 1:20:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, so it was on YouTube for a while. Now it's on Hulu.

• 1:20:26Bobby Lee?

  And, uh.

• 1:20:27Speaker 05

  This is my kids coming up. You see them in, during the beginning, that's my daughter.

• 1:20:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, dude. Oh my God.

• 1:20:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a really sweet moment.

• 1:20:34Bobby Lee?

  It's so sweet.

• 1:20:34Speaker 05

  You could have that too, buddy.

• 1:20:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow. They must be so proud of you.

• 1:20:37Speaker 05

  They love it. Yeah.

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  They do?

• 1:20:38Speaker 05

  I get to take them on the road with me sometimes. That's a lot of fun.

• 1:20:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's fucking amazing, dude.

• 1:20:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:20:43Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, give Joe Gatto a round of applause.

• 1:20:45Speaker 05

  Uh, thank you for having me. It's so fun.

• 1:21:09Speaker 04

  Uh, it's very pink.

• 1:21:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God.

• 1:21:13Speaker 06

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