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The Great Vespa Trip; The Internet That Helped Cars the MOST?

The Smoking Tire

Hosted by Matt Farah

1h 51m
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Summary

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This episode covers a 500-mile Vespa trip from Los Angeles to San Francisco along the coast, a detailed listener Q&A covering luxury cars, racing, and automotive culture, and a discussion about the internet's biggest impact on car culture. The hosts share grueling and rewarding details of riding low-horsepower scooters up the Pacific Coast Highway, surviving a near-empty fuel scare, and using communication gear. They also address used car values, auction trends, and modern car pricing.

  • Wear a metal back brace when riding a scooter on long-distance trips to prevent back strain. 18:13
  • Keep a tire inflator and a plug kit in your kit for motorcycle or scooter trips. 40:27
  • Check local tire pressure when temperatures are cooler to avoid drastic inflation drops later. 39:19

Chapters

  1. 0:00
    Podcast Intro & Live Event Announcement

    Hosts introduce the episode and promote their upcoming live show at Irvine Improv.

  2. 0:35
    What Internet Tech Changed Car Culture?

    Matt and Zack discuss the most influential internet technology for automotive enthusiasts over the past 35 years.

  3. 4:42
    Uber’s Algorithmic Wage Suppression Debate

    The hosts analyze how Uber’s dynamic pricing and driver incentives create a form of algorithmic Marxism, affecting both drivers and riders.

  4. 7:00
    Road‑Side Challenges & Fuel Management

    The crew recounts running low on fuel, dealing with closed stations, and the importance of knowing a Vespa’s fuel capacity.

  5. 9:00
    Communication & Tech on the Road

    Discussion of helmet‑mounted microphones, GPS, and the frustrations of maintaining audio quality during a long ride.

  6. 13:00
    Product Sponsorship Break – Casper Mattress

    A brief ad segment promoting Casper mattresses, highlighting comfort and sleep quality after a long trip.

  7. 14:00
    Product Sponsorship Break – Fitbod Workout App

    An advertisement for Fitbod, a personalized workout app, encouraging listeners to stay fit during the summer.

  8. 40:38
    Future Vespa Adventures & Gear Upgrades

    Matt outlines plans for larger Vespa trips, seat modifications, and potential accessories to improve comfort on long rides.

  9. 47:03
    Helmet & Safety Gear Showcase

    Matt reviews his new Arai racing helmet, discussing fit, comfort, and the importance of protective gear for riders.

  10. 48:34
    Helmet Safety and Longevity

    Discussion on helmet standards, lifespan, and racing regulations.

  11. 50:29
    Patreon Support and Community

    Hosts explain how Patreon keeps the podcast afloat and offers perks.

  12. 52:26
    Car Buying Advice for a Sporty Wagon

    Advice on choosing a used AMG wagon within a $60k budget.

  13. 54:20
    Factory Rally Off‑Road Sports Car Speculation

    Speculation on a potential entry‑level rally car from major brands.

Highlights

  • 15:59

    Vespa Road Trip Realitiesstory

    The host recounts the 500-mile Vespa trip from LA to San Francisco, detailing the cold winds, lack of wind protection, and the physical toll of long hours on a scooter.

  • 20:09

    Surviving Empty Fuel Rangestory

    During a stretch from Maricopa to San Luis Obispo, the riders faced blinking fuel lights for over 30 miles while riding uphill into strong winds before barely making it to a gas station.

  • 46:56

    New Racing Helmet Unboxinginsight

    The host unboxes a custom race-car-red tinted carbon fiber Impact helmet, explaining the importance of replacing expired safety gear.

  • 1:16:55

    Auction Site Market Manipulationdebate

    The hosts debate auction site bidding anomalies, discussing how new accounts and sudden jump bids on platforms like Bring a Trailer can be used to manufacture high price comps.

  • 1:33:13

    Collector Mentality Vs Drivinginsight

    A listener asks about the shift toward car values and investment over driving enjoyment, prompting a discussion on selection bias at car meets versus track days.

  • 1:45:01

    Internet's Biggest Car Impactinsight

    The hosts debate the internet's most significant impact on car culture, settling on a tie between forums, YouTube, and Instagram for democratizing knowledge and media.

Quotes

  • “It's like, it's like Bizarro Marxism, actually. It's like Marxism within Uber.”
    Matt Farah · 5:35
  • “The Godzilla V8, which is in the, in the F250 and F350, uh, is bigger, so.”
    Matt Farah · 2:53
  • “I can't believe it's been that many years.”
    Matt Farah · 48:57
  • “The GLS Maybach with the hydraulic suspension rides unbelievably well and is very comfortable.”
    Matt Farah · 1:27:47
  • “That's like, it's like, my Ferrari, it cost me 66 cents a mile.”
    Matt Farah · 1:39:27
  • “Clean stock ones will depreciate slower than modified ones, for sure.”
    Matt Farah · 1:44:07
  • “But then YouTube, I think, inspired people to do more stuff with their cars, because you could see things being done and go, oh, I want to do that.”
    Unnamed speaker · 1:45:25
  • “we wouldn't have seen Top Gear, and that certainly was a big deal.”
    Matt Farah · 1:46:13
  • “That period of YouTube where you could still use social media, and you could still use blogs and other forums and stuff to like spread your thing.”
    Matt Farah · 1:50:43
  • Casper 11:17–14:03
  • Fitbod 14:03–15:58
  • Hims 28:59–30:50
  • Patreon.com slash The Smoking Tire Podcast 50:28–51:16

About this episode

Which part of the internet had the greatest impact on car enthusiasm? Matt Farah rode his Vespa 500 miles up the California coast and lived to tell the tale; Flock continues to get flamed; and Patreon questions include: Which part of the internet helped cars the MOST How to prep a $2kL Mini Cooper for track work Legs or hands? Why are car enthusiasts focused on investing? Best mid-engined car for under $200k Will the Rivian R2 hurt us? Would the Temerario be better with a V10? Sporty used wagon for $60k? Would a cheap off-road sports car sell? What we would do with 10x and 100x the Patreon subs (hint: ocean) G90 vs BMW 7 Series: easy question Choose: bad auto or perfect CVT And many more Recorded August 6, 2026 Grab a jacket! https://www.thegrottomenswear.com/thesmokingtire/ Tickets to our live show: https://improv.com/irvine/event/the+smoking+tire+live+feat.+smith+and+sniff+with+matt+farah%2C+zack+klapman%2C+richard+porter%2C+and+jonny+smith/14213624/ Right now, save up to 20% on mattresses and up to 25% on everything else when you go to Casper.com. FitBod Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at https://Fitbod.me/tire Hims Ready to reach your goals? Visit https://hims.com/tire to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Enter to WIN a 2025 Porsche 911 Turbo S! Podcast Link: https://www.dreamgiveaway.com/tickets/porsche?promo=SMOKINGTIRE Get 4X bonus tickets with any donation of $25 or more. With every donation you are helping benefit some wonderful veterans' and children's charities. Use Podcast Promo Code: SMOKINGTIRE Promo Code Offer: Get 4X bonus tickets with any donation of $25 or more. With every donation you are helping benefit some wonderful veterans' and children's charities. Want your question answered? To listen to the episode the day it's recorded? Want to watch the live stream, get ad-free podcasts, or exclusive podcasts? Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thesmokingtirepodcast Use Off The Record! and ALWAYS fight your tickets! For a 10% discount on your first case go to https://www.offtherecord.com/TST #cars #comedy #podcast Instagram: https://www. Instagram.com/thesmokingtire https://www. Instagram.com/therealzackklapman Click here for the most honest car reviews out there: https://www.youtube.com/thesmokingtire

Transcript

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Topics

  • Vespa
  • YouTube
  • PCH
  • Uber
  • Flock
  • G4
  • Top Gear
  • Instagram
  • San Jose
  • Arai

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