Ask, Tell, Confess: Poo Choppers and Shroom Pee-ers

Wow, did it go down in the DM's this week. Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee uncover a story about some unfortunate fluids during lovemaking, someone that uses a knife for all the wrong reasons, and they get an update about the infamous grandma story from last week. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

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• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 1:46Bunnie XO?

  Hello, friends. Welcome to Ask, Tell, Confess.

• 2:03Speaker 01

  How many?

• 2:04Speaker 02

  Eight seconds.

• 2:04Bunnie XO?

  I tried to add a little razzle dazzle on it.

• 2:06Speaker 01

  I like it.

• 2:08Bunnie XO?

  It is cold outside. Well, I can tell you guys, I don't have pneumonia anymore.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  No, you're clear.

• 2:14Bunnie XO?

  I was so scared that I was gonna sound like a fucking 85 year old smoker for the rest of my life. I was like, God, I'm not gonna have my sultry hot voice back. I was scared.

• 2:23Speaker 01

  Did you get the, did you have laryngitis too, or was it just pneumonia?

• 2:27Bunnie XO?

  Well, I got misdiagnosed, alright? This seems to be the theme for this year for me. And I went to the doctor, I'm like, I have walking pneumonia, something's wrong. And he's like, well, it sounds like you might have laryngitis. And I'm like, okay, whatever. Takes me to get a chest x-ray. He's like, you're fine. There's nothing wrong with you. I didn't believe him, so I kept taking my Z-Pak. And then we had the head of cardiology, she's so fucking awesome, her name's Dr., um, she's amazing. She came to the house and listened to my lungs and she was like, oh honey, you are severely infected with pneumonia. And I was like, holy shit, but I didn't know, she, cause I was like, why didn't it show up in the x-ray? And she was like, probably because when you have pneumonia, sometimes when you're dehydrated,

• 3:09Bunnie XO?

  it will not show up on x-rays and it won't make a crackle sound. And then I got two, um, two bags of IVs and the fluids pushed the mucus and stuff up into my lungs. And that's why you could hear it. So that was something I learned that I wanted to pass on with you guys.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  I never knew that. That's crazy. Cause remember when I almost fucking died of sepsis?

• 3:30Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 3:31Speaker 01

  I had a chest x-ray.

• 3:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 3:32Speaker 01

  I had gone to the doctor two days prior to being hospitalized and told I was perfectly fine, just go home and rest.

• 3:38Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  But it could have been the dehydration.

• 3:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, there's just, I just think the lesson here and for, for all of us is listen to your body.

• 3:47Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 3:47Bunnie XO?

  If you think it's something, it, well, hold on, not for the hypochondriacs out there, cause I'm a hypochondriac too. But if you, you just, I know when I have pneumonia, I've gotten it so many times that at this point, I just fucking can diagnose myself. So just listen to your body, get what you need.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  Be your own advocate.

• 4:03Bunnie XO?

  Absolutely. Alright, you guys ready to? You guys ready?

• 4:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, did we coordinate this? Cause, um,

• 4:10Bunnie XO?

  You guys look.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  Where's your camo?

• 4:11Speaker 01

  Gay.

• 4:14Bunnie XO?

  It's alright. Haley showed up on Thanksgiving wearing the same fucking outfit as me. We both had Harley Davidson fucking sweatshirts on and leggings.

• 4:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:22Bunnie XO?

  I mean, it was,

• 4:23Speaker 02

  She said, one of us is gonna change it, it's not gonna be me.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  Luckily, you brought three outfit changes.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, that wasn't even my final outfit.

• 4:31Bunnie XO?

  Haley's always got a fucking change of clothes somewhere, dude.

• 4:34Speaker 02

  I still have my tour clothes in my car, that's why.

• 4:37Bunnie XO?

  Dude, speaking of tour clothes, I have been unpacking every, how did I have that much shit on the bus? I am still trying to put clothes away. I don't have enough room. I'm gonna have to build a closet here at the studio.

• 4:49Speaker 02

  Oh my god, you have a closet here. You have multiple closets here.

• 4:54Bunnie XO?

  I do. But you know what? I was thinking about having a room just made into a closet.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 4:59Bunnie XO?

  Like just having it just racked up, you know?

• 5:02Speaker 02

  The room down the hall down there.

• 5:04Bunnie XO?

  That's right, I just said racked up, so we're just, we're fucking, we're about a thousand. We're about a thousand today. Alright.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Good one.

• 5:10Bunnie XO?

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• 6:46Speaker 01

  Give it a kick.

• 6:48Bunnie XO?

  Wrote in the DMs. So you know it's good whenever it's in the DMs. It goes down in the DMs, ladies and gentlemen. And if you guys want to be a part of Ask, Tell, Confess, you need to sign up on our Patreon because they have a ball with us every week. And the only way to get your Ask, Tell, or Confess read is to be a part of the Patreon community.

• 7:07Bunnie XO?

  Said, oh my God, this applies to your tell. Um, oh, wait, she wants to be anonymous. So bleep her name, please. Sorry.

• 7:16Bunnie XO?

  Bleep her name. She said, because it's so embarrassing.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  You took mine.

• 7:21Bunnie XO?

  So, one time, me and this guy were having sex. And he literally was probably one of the best guys I've been with. Well, he decided to take a couple hits of shrooms and party it up for July 4th that year. I was totally okay with him doing this. I stayed sober this time around. So finally, we crawl into bed and start banging the shit out of each other. I bend over and let him hit. And next thing I hear is him moaning, saying, this is the best nut I've ever had. Literally, before he finished the sentence, I feel my legs getting soaked. I immediately jump up because I'm so confused why I'm soaking wet. And it's because this man never busted a nut. He literally peed inside of me. What in the actual fuck?

• 8:12Speaker 01

  Ew.

• 8:13Bunnie XO?

  I know. That's rough. That's rough. I was okay. So listen, I've, I've been on shrooms before and. I you would know if you're peeing.

• 8:25Speaker 01

  That's why I'm a little confused because shrooms aren't like um.

• 8:29Bunnie XO?

  It's not a cra- like, yeah, you get it's a hallucinogenic and like you get high, but it's not like a you're so fucked up out of your mind. You don't know what you're doing. I got high on shrooms one time in the middle of the fucking uh Utah forest in a cabin, snowed in and fucking I made a five course meal to keep me from going in. You know how like you go into a hole sometimes whenever you're on shrooms? Well, I felt myself kind of going in that hole. So I was like, you know what? I'm going to keep myself busy. Let me tell you something. Don't ever fucking cook steak while you're on mushrooms. I could see every pore. It was moving. Like it was the craziest shit I've ever seen. Nobody was hungry. When you're on shrooms, you're not fucking hungry, but I cooked it just to keep myself busy.

• 9:14Bunnie XO?

  And then my two friends that I was there with Grace, rest in peace, lover, my best friend Grace and her boyfriend were in the front yard banging. So I was left by myself in this cabin. And then I thought I was Little John and Michael Jackson dancing in the snow. It was a great time, but anyways.

• 9:28Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:29Bunnie XO?

  I still, if I could cook a five course meal, I would know if I was peeing, you know? So it's like.

• 9:34Speaker 01

  Was he on something else? Cause I don't feel like that was just, yeah. He probably was on something else.

• 9:39Bunnie XO?

  Like pills, maybe, maybe like Xanax or something like that.

• 9:42Speaker 01

  Drinking with it or like literally anything, you know, like that was.

• 9:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. If he was drinking alcohol on the shrooms, I could see him not knowing what he was doing.

• 9:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's crap. Also, what do you do in that kind of situation? Now you gotta flush yourself out.

• 9:59Speaker 02

  I'd rather be feed on than pee inside of.

• 10:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's crazy. Cause that's all toxic shit going inside of you.

• 10:04Speaker 01

  And whatever he was on is now inside of you, you know?

• 10:08Bunnie XO?

  I mean, that happens with with come too, though. Did you know that? So if a guy comes inside of you and it's not a condom and it actually goes in your body, there is a a small, small, small percentage of whatever he has in his body, testosterone, fucking if he's on pills, if he's taking antibiotics, anything like that comes out and like nano micro, I don't know the terminology, but that gets into your system somehow.

• 10:34Bunnie XO?

  Research it ladies.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  Well, we're celibate again, so.

• 10:38Bunnie XO?

  But that's what they, it's not, not only is sex a soul exchange with somebody, it's literally like you're swapping.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  I mean, I get that. Like now that, like it makes sense. Like, I don't know why I didn't think of it before. Like, you know.

• 10:53Bunnie XO?

  When my husband has taken like,

• 10:54Speaker 02

  no.

• 10:55Bunnie XO?

  A lot of B12, when my husband has taken like a lot of B12 or a lot of vitamins, or he's had a steroid shot because he's sick or something like that. And we like bang and he, you know, fucking, the next night, I can't sleep. It takes like a full 24 hours to hit me and I'm so sensitive that I can feel it. I tell him all the time. I'm like, what are you on right now? Cause I'm blowjob it is, you know?

• 11:20Speaker 01

  Well, is it the same that if like?

• 11:22Speaker 02

  I was gonna say if it.

• 11:23Bunnie XO?

  I don't, I mean, if you swallow, yeah, but it's not, it's not shooting into you is what, you know what I'm saying?

• 11:31Speaker 01

  Yeah. Cause you can't like, you can't spit that out.

• 11:33Bunnie XO?

  I'm, I'm a spitter. I'm spitting right now. I mean, I'll swallow every now and then, but right now my body's too sensitive. I'm, I'm a hawk to up. And the fucking spittoon can right next to my bed. Don't tell me you fucking swallow every time.

• 11:48Speaker 01

  No, no, he's like.

• 11:51Bunnie XO?

  I'm like, come on.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  Here we are.

• 11:52Bunnie XO?

  Listen, when you've been married for 10 years, you earn the right to spit. Okay? Fucking I have swallowed. I've swallowed enough loads.

• 11:59Speaker 02

  Back on them?

• 12:00Bunnie XO?

  No. Well, I mean, it just depends. It depends.

• 12:04Speaker 01

  It might go back on.

• 12:06Bunnie XO?

  It's while you're doing it, you know?

• 12:08Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 12:08Bunnie XO?

  You use it as lubrication type.

• 12:10Speaker 02

  Okay, okay.

• 12:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. What do you do? You just take a load to the face?

• 12:15Speaker 02

  No, I swallow.

• 12:18Bunnie XO?

  You're just a graveyard of, of dead babies.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  I guess.

• 12:28Speaker 01

  And you're just a graveyard of-

• 12:30Speaker 02

  Aren't we all?

• 12:31Speaker 01

  Dead babies.

• 12:32Speaker 02

  Aren't we all?

• 12:33Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 12:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so that was a pretty gross one. What do you guys got?

• 12:38Speaker 02

  I got one.

• 12:39Bunnie XO?

  Let me hear.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  This is also anonymous in the DMs.

• 12:42Bunnie XO?

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• 14:32Speaker 02

  So, uh, I dated a guy in college. I was at his place and I had to take a shit. I go in, do my thing, and there is a there's a plastic knife on the end of a string hanging on the side of the toilet. What the fuck? I finish up. I come out and I ask the guy, what's up with that fucking weirdly placed knife? His roommate,

• 14:58Speaker 02

  his roommate takes shit so big, he has to chop them into smaller poops.

• 15:09Bunnie XO?

  I'm jealous.

• 15:11Speaker 02

  He said, she goes, he's a poo chef.

• 15:18Bunnie XO?

  No. Okay, first of all, what is this man's diet? I need it. I'm jealous.

• 15:29Bunnie XO?

  But they use the same knife over and over, like, I mean, there's so many questions I have. How do you discover that you need to chop your turds? What toilet doesn't?

• 15:40Speaker 02

  I guess it kept getting stuck.

• 15:42Bunnie XO?

  What is he eating? Is it solid? Like, it just won't break in half when you flush?

• 15:47Speaker 02

  Giant logs and he has to cut them into smaller poops.

• 15:51Bunnie XO?

  Timber.

• 15:53Speaker 02

  Jaime, why did you disagree with that? Yep.

• 15:57Speaker 05

  I mean, I, I've never had that issue, but I have heard men talk about, they call it a big fish.

• 16:03Bunnie XO?

  Stop.

• 16:04Speaker 05

  When it doesn't flush and it kind of s's halfway into the water, halfway out of the water. Yeah, you gotta chop it up.

• 16:12Speaker 02

  Have you chopped up your poop before?

• 16:13Bunnie XO?

  I wish I could have one come out of the water. I didn't even know this was a pla- have you had one come out of the water?

• 16:20Speaker 01

  I had a colonoscopy.

• 16:21Bunnie XO?

  Jealous. What'd you have a colonoscopy for?

• 16:25Speaker 01

  I got precancerous cells.

• 16:26Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I never knew that. When? How long ago?

• 16:30Speaker 01

  Like, two years ago.

• 16:30Bunnie XO?

  And it makes you have a big shit?

• 16:32Speaker 01

  Well, the, the the colonoscopy literally empties your body.

• 16:37Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 16:37Speaker 01

  To the point that there is nothing, not even water left in your body. So like, you go through this cleanse for 24 hours prior to it.

• 16:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:46Speaker 01

  And you have to like, drink these like, big things. And it literally will empty.

• 16:52Bunnie XO?

  And

• 16:52Speaker 02

  We should all get colonoscopies.

• 16:54Bunnie XO?

  Where do we get that mixture?

• 16:56Speaker 02

  Is that the one that gets like the hard poop that's like stuck up in you?

• 17:00Bunnie XO?

  No, does it hurt?

• 17:01Speaker 01

  You literally have nothing left.

• 17:03Speaker 02

  Is that what it is though?

• 17:04Bunnie XO?

  Does it hurt? I'll lose 10 pounds.

• 17:06Speaker 01

  You're like shitting for 12 hours straight.

• 17:08Speaker 02

  Let's do it. Let's do it.

• 17:10Speaker 01

  I couldn't leave the house.

• 17:11Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  You literally have to take a whole day off before and then like you shit all the way up until you get there. Like you're still shitting water because like whatever you're drinking is literally sliding right through you and coming out.

• 17:22Bunnie XO?

  How do you not die from like dehydration?

• 17:24Speaker 01

  Well, you're like, it's combined with like shit ton of Gatorade. I mean, you are chugging Gatorade with it and you only can have a certain color because you can't have like any dyes in your diet during that.

• 17:35Bunnie XO?

  Oh my gosh.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  You go have the colonoscopy.

• 17:38Bunnie XO?

  And so it made you shit a fucking behemoth?

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, it literally pushed everything out of me.

• 17:43Bunnie XO?

  Oh my gosh.

• 17:45Speaker 01

  It was.

• 17:46Bunnie XO?

  So are we good on the precancerous cells?

• 17:48Speaker 01

  I just have to keep going. I was supposed to get a checkup this year. I haven't gone. I still gotta go. I didn't.

• 17:53Bunnie XO?

  What the fuck is wrong with you?

• 17:55Speaker 01

  I'm gonna go.

• 17:55Bunnie XO?

  Stay on top of this shit, man.

• 17:57Speaker 01

  I'm gonna go.

• 17:57Bunnie XO?

  You see how weird your friend is over here? I'm fucking, I'm trying to get my liver fucking levels. Listen ladies, not to take this away from not to take this away. No, not liver fucking, uh, what is it? Uh, iron. I'm trying to get my iron levels fucking iron out. Not to take this away from you, Mimi, but let's make it about me really quick. Um, just got my blood work done. Ladies, please go get your ferritin levels checked.

• 18:21Speaker 01

  Your what?

• 18:22Bunnie XO?

  Your ferritin levels. I am a certified real vampire now. My, your ferritin level is supposed to be at a hundred. That's, that's your iron storage. So you have an iron that's in your body. And then you have iron storage. So if that iron that's in your body gets depleted, it, it counts on these reserves. Your iron storage is supposed to be a hundred. Mine is at an eight.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  The fuck?

• 18:45Bunnie XO?

  Yes. So many women do not know to get their ferritin levels checked. Do not just get your iron levels checked. Request. Say, I want to know my ferritin levels. You need to do that and you need to do that.

• 18:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:57Bunnie XO?

  It is so important because it had, there's so many things that affect the body with that. You guys wonder why I've been freezing all the time?

• 19:03Speaker 01

  Literally, I was gonna say, you're so cold now.

• 19:06Bunnie XO?

  All the ti- I know, my husband is like, I literally lived in a meat locker with you for eight years and now all of a sudden, he's like, it's fu- I can't breathe.

• 19:12Speaker 01

  I've never seen you put the heat on now.

• 19:14Bunnie XO?

  Ever. And it's, it's just because I don't have any fucking, my iron's low. I'm literally anemic right now.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was gonna say, your iron is depleted too. So now it's like gone into the reserve.

• 19:24Bunnie XO?

  No, not yet. So my iron's not depleted. My iron is at a hundred and eight right now, which isn't bad. But, I mean, that can change with anything. So-

• 19:33Speaker 01

  But you don't have a reserve.

• 19:34Bunnie XO?

  I don't have a reserve. So I'm trying to get that up. So I'm starting to take like liver organs and stuff like that because I don't want to take, iron supplements make me sick. I can't take them. I also got the Mary Ruth's. I haven't tried it yet. I'll let you guys know, not sponsored, just saying, I've seen really good reviews about it.

• 19:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:50Bunnie XO?

  They have another thing called like, ah, I think it's like mega food or something like that, that you can buy off Amazon and it's got great reviews, but I can't take it because it has fucking brown rice in it.

• 19:59Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 20:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. So I have to do the fucking, the liver organ, organ meats thing. And I just took my first one yesterday. Tasha took one too. It made me, I took like this much. It made me so fucking hot. I was like, had to take my shirt off while I was working out and stuff like-

• 20:15Speaker 01

  Oh my gosh. What does it do?

• 20:17Bunnie XO?

  It's, well, so what happens when your, your iron levels are low in your body, it, you don't have good circulation. So when you're feeding, and I've been eating out of cast iron again, which I've never done ever. So when you're feeding your body iron, you're getting circulation back and your body's like, holy shit. And I'm working out. So I was like sweating and like, it was crazy. It was a different thing. Please go get that checked and please get your precancerous things checked because-

• 20:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, I gotta have another colo- I gotta take a couple of days off and go shit my brains out.

• 20:48Bunnie XO?

  Please do it because-

• 20:49Speaker 02

  Let's all do it together.

• 20:50Speaker 01

  Oh, we should all get colonoscopies.

• 20:51Bunnie XO?

  I would like just the drink. I don't want anybody going up my butthole.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  Oh, camera up there?

• 20:56Bunnie XO?

  Ah, does it hurt? Do they put you to sleep?

• 20:58Speaker 01

  I'm asleep.

• 20:59Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 20:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're, you complete anesthesia.

• 21:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:02Speaker 02

  Does it hurt when you wake up? Like, is your ass hurting?

• 21:05Speaker 01

  No.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  I love being put to sleep, so I'll do it.

• 21:10Bunnie XO?

  It scares me, that's crazy.

• 21:12Speaker 01

  If you have like polyps in there, they cut them off, like they had found a couple of polyps and then they sent them off for testing.

• 21:18Speaker 02

  My grandpa just had.

• 21:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:19Bunnie XO?

  I haven't gotten a fucking facelift because I'm scared to go under. It scares me so much to be.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  I also don't need one.

• 21:25Bunnie XO?

  It's that's the closest thing to death. Literally, you're literally.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  Fucking peaceful.

• 21:31Bunnie XO?

  There you go.

• 21:33Speaker 02

  It was the best sleep I've ever gotten.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  I could probably do my own anesthesia. I've been put under so many times in my life, starting at like kindergarten was my first surgery.

• 21:40Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 21:41Speaker 02

  Same.

• 21:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  Same.

• 21:42Speaker 01

  Kindergarten was my first, first surgery.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:45Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy.

• 21:46Speaker 01

  I have an update, guys.

• 21:48Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 21:50Speaker 01

  Grandma with Parkinson's.

• 21:53Speaker 01

  I have an update.

• 21:54Bunnie XO?

  No fucking way.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  I have an update.

• 21:56Bunnie XO?

  Oh my god.

• 21:57Speaker 01

  She said, I heard you, I heard you. Okay, okay. I realize I made it short and simple without too much.

• 22:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  So, his dad is not married, he is single. My boyfriend and I were out at a holiday work party. While we were gone, my partner's dad was over at his grandma's house. I walked in and knocked on the door, but it was locked, so I walked away and took the dog outside.

• 22:21Bunnie XO?

  So it's his grandma?

• 22:23Speaker 01

  She said his, but.

• 22:25Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 22:25Speaker 01

  I, I think it was the other, I think that was a mistype because when I, the last story I read, it was like.

• 22:29Bunnie XO?

  He's whacking off his own grandma?

• 22:31Speaker 01

  No, so I, I think that was a mistype.

• 22:33Bunnie XO?

  Shit.

• 22:34Speaker 02

  So.

• 22:35Speaker 01

  I walked in, door was locked.

• 22:38Bunnie XO?

  And lightning strikes.

• 22:43Speaker 01

  She said she took the dog for a walk. And as I was walking by her back door bedroom, she was whacking him off. She is 90% all there, all the time. And fully knew what she was doing.

• 22:56Bunnie XO?

  Alright.

• 22:56Speaker 01

  Okay, but I have a question. What about the 10%? Yeah.

• 23:03Bunnie XO?

  Does she, does she have episodes?

• 23:06Speaker 01

  Was that an episode? She said, I have no idea if that was the first time or one of many.

• 23:11Speaker 02

  How do you know she's fully knows what she's doing though?

• 23:15Speaker 01

  That's what she says. She's 90% of the time fully there. Right? She said, I have not told a single soul because I know that either one, no one would believe me.

• 23:24Bunnie XO?

  Oh, we believe you.

• 23:25Speaker 01

  And I adore his family and I could never hurt them in that way.

• 23:29Speaker 02

  Something you would make up.

• 23:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you don't make that up. Um, so he is married.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  He's not.

• 23:34Bunnie XO?

  Oh, he's single.

• 23:35Speaker 01

  He's single.

• 23:36Speaker 02

  He's not married.

• 23:37Bunnie XO?

  Okay. I guess as long as they're not related, is grandma married? Grandma widow? What's happening?

• 23:41Speaker 01

  No, I don't think she's married. No.

• 23:42Bunnie XO?

  Well, then I guess they're not doing anything wrong to each their own.

• 23:45Speaker 01

  I, yeah, I can't knock it. So like, as long as it wasn't, let me go back.

• 23:50Bunnie XO?

  As long as it's consensual.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  As long as it's not my grandma, I'm good.

• 23:53Bunnie XO?

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• 24:36Bunnie XO?

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• 25:06Speaker 01

  I want to make sure that this wasn't his mom.

• 25:08Bunnie XO?

  I actually aim to be that grandma.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 25:15Speaker 01

  I saw my boyfriend's dad getting a handjob from my man's grandma.

• 25:23Bunnie XO?

  Boyfriend's dad, man's gr- is that his mom?

• 25:28Speaker 01

  His dad's mother-in-law.

• 25:31Bunnie XO?

  Dad's mother-in-law, okay, so they're not related?

• 25:34Speaker 01

  No.

• 25:34Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  Is it in-law?

• 25:36Bunnie XO?

  I bet you they, I'm just speculating, I feel like they banged when they were younger. God, maybe, ew.

• 25:43Speaker 01

  I feel like this wasn't a one-time incident.

• 25:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, definitely not.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  Definitely not, this isn't the first time, honey.

• 25:48Bunnie XO?

  Nope.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  He probably had a hot mother-in-law when they first like got together or something.

• 25:52Bunnie XO?

  Maybe they're like soulmates and they just can't be together because they're just born in two different timelines.

• 25:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:59Bunnie XO?

  I'm trying to look at it in a romantic way, okay?

• 26:01Speaker 01

  No, I'm not trying to judge.

• 26:02Bunnie XO?

  So anyways, this Friday, what are we doing, guys?

• 26:07Speaker 01

  Vision fucking boards.

• 26:09Bunnie XO?

  Vision boards, baby. You know what I love is that we started this tradition years ago. I've been making vision boards for my entire adulthood, pretty much, but I got to share it with my friends and at first they were not excited about it. They didn't know what to expect, they didn't love it, they thought I was weird. And now, years later, they actually asked me, hey.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  I said, vision boards?

• 26:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, she's like, hey, when are we gonna make a vision board? So, of course, you know, you guys will document it for you and tell you guys how we do it, but if you guys want to make a vision board at home, this is what we do. I'm just gonna give you like a quick rundown, but then you can also watch the video that I post on TikTok. All I do for a vision board, some people write it down, some people put it in a journal, some people put it in their phone. I like to do it the old-school way. I get poster board, I'll buy magazines, and I cut out what I want, and I put it all on the front, and then on the back, I write out my goals for that year. It's super simple, and then you hide it in a closet, or you can keep it out and keep it in front of you so that you're always reminded about it, and you just pretty much put it in the air.

• 27:14Bunnie XO?

  Because your tongue is a wand, and words are spells, and I swear, yeah, don't do that, that's sick.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  What the fuck did you just do?

• 27:24Bunnie XO?

  She did the old grandpa fucking tongue action, dude. Yeah, just, yeah, it was sick.

• 27:31Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 27:31Bunnie XO?

  Well, yeah, I'm excited.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  I'm so excited. You have no idea.

• 27:34Bunnie XO?

  Me too. So Friday at three, we're doing vision boards.

• 27:37Speaker 01

  Oh, so right. I text everyone.

• 27:39Speaker 02

  I know where mine is.

• 27:40Bunnie XO?

  So you do? I do too. I was looking over mine yesterday.

• 27:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  I lost mine. I gotta go look for it. I had to move between the two.

• 27:47Bunnie XO?

  I did too. You're the fucking worst.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  I did too, and I packed it in its own bag.

• 27:51Bunnie XO?

  Whole family. Whatever. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, go make your fucking vision boards this year because 2025 is your year to just manifest, baby. It's a manifesto type of year.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  It's been five years since COVID, guys.

• 28:06Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 28:07Bunnie XO?

  All right. And on that note, we're gonna

• 28:11Speaker 01

  That was a womp.

• 28:12Bunnie XO?

  That was a womp. Where did that come from?

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Why? I just realized 25, 2020.

• 28:17Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 28:18Speaker 01

  You know?

• 28:18Speaker 02

  It's great. I went in quarantine 24.

• 28:22Speaker 01

  Now you're almost 30.

• 28:24Speaker 02

  That's, I'll be 30 next

• 28:28Bunnie XO?

  I love it.

• 28:29Speaker 01

  Thirty years old.

• 28:30Bunnie XO?

  I'm telling you, getting older is fun. Getting older is fun.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Thirty flirting.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  I was so scared of 30s. 30s are so much cooler than 20s.

• 28:39Bunnie XO?

  Wait till you hit your 40s, ladies. You won't give a shit about anything.

• 28:42Speaker 01

  It's so nice.

• 28:43Bunnie XO?

  Oh, it is great.

• 28:45Speaker 01

  It's like being in your 20s, but responsible and having money.

• 28:48Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I didn't have a lot of money until I was almost 40, so here we are. I'm living my best life now, though, babies. All right, we're out of here. I love you guys. Bye.

• 29:02Bunnie XO?

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• 29:44Bunnie XO?

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