Ep 570 - The Alabama Slamma

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• 2:25Matt McCusker?

  They're saying there's fraud on the account, which is kinda sketchy, cause if you have fraud in your account, they don't freeze your funds.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:32Matt McCusker?

  Typically, I don't think they would. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But the, the, the reason I'm bringing this up, he has, there's two people, two online people, I think, who have been like trolling him and kind of like kicking this investigation off. One of the guy's names is Pass the Bussy.

• 2:48Matt McCusker?

  He says like three times, he goes, and I want to let you know, it's like whatever the other guy's name is, and Pass the Bussy. Federal charges can be brought against you. Federal charges can be brought against Pass the Bussy.

• 3:01Speaker 01

  The people.

• 3:01Matt McCusker?

  He's from Philly, I think, too.

• 3:03Speaker 01

  Dr. Mu?

• 3:04Matt McCusker?

  From Philly, yeah.

• 3:05Speaker 01

  That checks out.

• 3:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 3:07Speaker 01

  That checks out.

• 3:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, man, it's been.

• 3:10Speaker 01

  He seems like, uh, the man.

• 3:12Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I always like him when I see him.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  He seems like truly hilarious.

• 3:15Matt McCusker?

  When I see him on stuff, I always watch.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  If he's goofing? How much do you think he's goofing? I think he's goofing a little.

• 3:21Matt McCusker?

  You see the memes about him catching people with snow bunnies?

• 3:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:24Matt McCusker?

  They're so good.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  It's great.

• 3:25Matt McCusker?

  They're so good. But yeah, there's, it's starting to take a, a pretty negative turn. Cause he does have the Frederick Douglass Marcus Garvey Academy and people have been waiting apparently for 14 years for this thing to open in Wilmington, Delaware, and it's.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  It's not opening.

• 3:40Matt McCusker?

  No, dude.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 3:41Matt McCusker?

  14 fucking years. And you know, so, but now someone fucking hacked his accounts. Now the school's not gonna open for another year. It's fucking pissing me off.

• 3:49Speaker 01

  Fucking bullshit.

• 3:50Matt McCusker?

  Fucking bullshit. Pass the Bussy. Pass the Bussy, knock it off.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  We're trying to get this school.

• 3:55Matt McCusker?

  We need to go to FD, FD.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  You should, we should move back and enroll.

• 3:59Matt McCusker?

  I'm gonna go, I know.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  I wonder if there's an age limit.

• 4:01Matt McCusker?

  We could Billy Madison, Frederick Douglass, Marcus Garvey Academy.

• 4:07Matt McCusker?

  You'd have to become a, you have to face your mumble rap fears.

• 4:10Speaker 01

  They'd be all mumble rappers.

• 4:11Matt McCusker?

  It's not, it'd be not some mumble rappers. It'd be the.

• 4:13Speaker 01

  I'd be Ian.

• 4:14Matt McCusker?

  It'd be the Marcus Garvey mumble rapper.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  I'd be Ian in there.

• 4:17Matt McCusker?

  Be the mumble rap academy. I mean, I hope he opens it up, man. Everyone's hating on him. Everyone's like, you know, calling him a grifter and shit, saying, you know, he's, he's just stealing money, but. I'd like to see him open the school and shut down all the haters.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  He deserves a little bread. He's giving us good entertainment.

• 4:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, apparently his booking fee, from what I heard, I tried to book him on the podcast and he was asking for racks on racks.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  Really?

• 4:37Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude. That's the least what the booker was like, yeah, you gotta, you gotta pay him racks on racks. I'm like, can I just donate to the school?

• 4:44Matt McCusker?

  But now the account's fucking frozen, dude.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  Fucking past the bussy.

• 4:47Matt McCusker?

  Uh, past, past the bussy. Federal indictment if you get caught messing with the FDmg.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Stop.

• 4:52Matt McCusker?

  Knock it off, past the bussy. Pat, getting, getting attacked by a guy past the bussy is so funny.

• 5:00Matt McCusker?

  It, the thing that was freaking me out though, like if you have fraud on your account, they don't like, like, hey, no more money for you. You know what I mean? Like if you, if someone fucks with your credit cards or your debit card. So.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  Could be that, like, he might, I don't know.

• 5:13Matt McCusker?

  I don't know.

• 5:13Speaker 01

  Cause it does freeze your account. That always sucks.

• 5:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 5:16Speaker 01

  Like, if something fraudulently going on, we shut down your debit card, you're like.

• 5:19Matt McCusker?

  Does it freeze? See, I only ever had it on my credit card.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  Well, either one, yeah.

• 5:23Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 5:23Speaker 01

  You go, what the fuck?

• 5:24Matt McCusker?

  Dang, that's.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  I have one card.

• 5:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. He was saying both, he has an account for the school and a personal account, both are shut down right now, so. You know, thoughts on Ts and Ps?

• 5:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, Ts and Ps go out to the doctor. The good doctor.

• 5:35Matt McCusker?

  Ts and Ps is the prince of Pan-Africanism.

• 5:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:38Matt McCusker?

  His words. That's what he calls himself.

• 5:40Speaker 01

  That's sick.

• 5:40Matt McCusker?

  He calls himself, yes. Dude, he is funny.

• 5:42Speaker 01

  He's following Gaddafi's steps.

• 5:43Matt McCusker?

  He what?

• 5:44Speaker 01

  He's following in Gaddafi's steps.

• 5:46Matt McCusker?

  He is.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  Pan-Africanism.

• 5:46Matt McCusker?

  He is. He is genuinely very, everything I watch him on, I'm like, I love it. I love watching him just berate people for snow bunnies.

• 5:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, and also, yeah, sometimes it's very fun when people are racist against white people.

• 5:58Matt McCusker?

  It's.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  It's, it's fun to watch. You go, look at that, that's fun.

• 6:01Matt McCusker?

  I, any, I, I'm a sucker for any.

• 6:03Speaker 01

  Unless it's the Cincinnati Beatdown.

• 6:05Matt McCusker?

  What's Cincinnati Beatdown? Oh, you're on X, get off of X.

• 6:07Speaker 01

  The Cincinnati Beatdown.

• 6:10Speaker 01

  It's so funny.

• 6:11Matt McCusker?

  When will it stop?

• 6:12Speaker 01

  The Cincinnati, uh, don't give it a name.

• 6:15Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 6:15Speaker 01

  The Cincinnati Beatdown, sounds like it was WWF, dude.

• 6:20Speaker 01

  The Cincinnati Beatdown.

• 6:22Matt McCusker?

  Was that the couple that left the jazz club and the lady, it's just that lady's picture?

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Beatdown got, they got fucked up.

• 6:26Matt McCusker?

  Dang.

• 6:27Speaker 01

  It was really, really bad.

• 6:28Matt McCusker?

  It looked bad. I, oh, I only ever saw the one still image of a lady.

• 6:32Speaker 01

  Oh, no, it was rough.

• 6:33Matt McCusker?

  Very bad. She looks dead.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, she got fucking cracked.

• 6:36Matt McCusker?

  Jesus Christ.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  The Cincinnati Beatdown.

• 6:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, my, my, I made the mistake of going on X during the CB and I'm like.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  Cincinnati Beatdown.

• 6:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, and it's, man, they're radicalized, they're trying to radicalize me, man.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:48Matt McCusker?

  They really are.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  But they get, they get everyone on that. I saw some other videos.

• 6:51Matt McCusker?

  What's?

• 6:52Speaker 01

  Just the reverse, you know, just like, we're, we're done being pushed around, this is what happens.

• 6:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  You're gonna get a Cincinnati Beatdown.

• 6:58Matt McCusker?

  I mean, the, that should be a national holiday. When, when did the boat fight happen? The boat fight was huge.

• 7:03Speaker 01

  The Alabama Boat Fight?

• 7:05Matt McCusker?

  How did the Boat Fight not get a cool nickname?

• 7:07Speaker 01

  The Alabama Slam. The Alabama Slam of the BoFut?

• 7:10Matt McCusker?

  Alabama Slam.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was, that was a big win. That was their Boston Tea Party. They were just, they were throwing whites overboard.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  August, oh, the, the anniversaries.

• 7:23Matt McCusker?

  That was the Arizona Tea Party. That was the Arizona Ice Tea Party.

• 7:28Speaker 02

  Alabama Slam has had the anniversaries on Optimum Noctis.

• 7:32Speaker 01

  Oh, nice. You gotta have to celebrate by throwing guard dog over, off the stage.

• 7:37Speaker 02

  They make me walk the plank.

• 7:39Speaker 01

  You gotta walk the plank. All the pirates got the booty. I gotta be honest, that one, that was a tough day for the whites.

• 7:45Matt McCusker?

  Oh, that was a tremendous hell.

• 7:47Speaker 01

  Cincinnati, the Cincinnati beatdown is just, that's terrible, but the, the Alabama Slam.

• 7:51Matt McCusker?

  Alabama Slam was crazy.

• 7:53Speaker 01

  That was a tough one. It was just drunk, white dudes. Anyway, the black dude swam across. You remember that? Fucking black dude came out of the water.

• 8:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude. Yeah.

• 8:06Speaker 01

  It was, it was crazy.

• 8:09Matt McCusker?

  We thought we controlled the seas, apparently not.

• 8:10Speaker 01

  We thought we controlled the sea. Yeah, that's ours, that's safe. The dock's the best place to fight a black guy. You go, oh, can't get me here.

• 8:17Matt McCusker?

  So it's the pit in Mortal Kombat.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  You go, oh shit.

• 8:21Matt McCusker?

  Finish him. All you gotta do is go.

• 8:24Matt McCusker?

  No longer, no longer, dude.

• 8:27Speaker 01

  Oh, now you need my help. Fine, I'll save you.

• 8:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, what, what kicked off the Alabama Slam?

• 8:34Speaker 01

  I think drunk people on a boat.

• 8:36Matt McCusker?

  Ah.

• 8:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 8:39Speaker 01

  It was a powder keg down there.

• 8:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, blasting scared on the boat.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  White people on a boat, black people, I'm sure minding their own business.

• 8:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 8:46Speaker 01

  I'm sure they were minding their own business.

• 8:53Speaker 01

  Oh, they slapped a black security guard.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  They slapped a black security guard who I think was telling them they couldn't do what they were doing, like, which was, he probably was excited to do that.

• 9:01Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I will say as a white person, it is offensive when someone tells me I can't do whatever I want to do. So that security guard's wrong for that.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  That expands.

• 9:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know, I know.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  I'll tell you really, it's.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  Cincinnati one was devastating though. That was.

• 9:13Speaker 01

  That was a bad look.

• 9:14Speaker 02

  That's a bad look.

• 9:15Matt McCusker?

  You know it's fucked up. There's no big fine. Security guards aren't protected. Like if you beat the shit out of a mailman, you get, it's like a forty thousand dollar fine.

• 9:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:24Matt McCusker?

  You can just smack a security guard. I mean, it's assault.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, the worst case scenario could happen.

• 9:29Matt McCusker?

  True. You trigger the Alabama, you're like the Franz Ferdinand of Alabama slammer.

• 9:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was it.

• 9:35Matt McCusker?

  God, that would suck, dude.

• 9:37Speaker 01

  And they united forces. I don't even think they knew each other. The swimming guy, I don't think had anything to do with the security guy. He just, he saw an injustice.

• 9:43Matt McCusker?

  He was like a Russian submarine.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  He came out, yeah, he was a U-boat off the coast, just waiting.

• 9:49Matt McCusker?

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• 9:57Matt McCusker?

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• 10:00Matt McCusker?

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• 10:06Speaker 01

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• 10:09Matt McCusker?

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• 10:17Speaker 01

  I'm still searching myself.

• 10:18Matt McCusker?

  Still searching for that something, man. You know what I mean? I'm really, really struggling.

• 10:22Speaker 01

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• 10:35Speaker 01

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• 10:37Matt McCusker?

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• 10:42Matt McCusker?

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• 10:45Speaker 01

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• 10:48Matt McCusker?

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• 11:36Speaker 01

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• 12:00Speaker 01

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• 12:01Matt McCusker?

  It's gonna be a blast, man. Fresh off the race, right to the show. It's gonna be pretty nasty. So.

• 12:06Speaker 01

  While you're there, August 16th?

• 12:08Matt McCusker?

  Mm-hmm.

• 12:09Speaker 01

  Matt, I'll be in Grand Rapids, Michigan at the Van Andel Arena.

• 12:13Matt McCusker?

  One of my bros, I think, is gonna see you. He was talking about it.

• 12:14Speaker 01

  Sick. Uh, also, August 8th, I'll be in Louisville. August 9th, St. Louis. August 15th, Detroit. 16th, Grand Rapids.

• 12:22Matt McCusker?

  Hmm.

• 12:22Speaker 01

  Come on. And then August 23rd, Milwaukee's gone wild.

• 12:26Matt McCusker?

  Taking Midwest by storm.

• 12:27Speaker 01

  Might bring, I might bring, uh, La Mer, see if he can.

• 12:30Matt McCusker?

  Open up the group for him, dude.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:32Matt McCusker?

  You're right. You got some de, you got some, uh, deets on the Alabama Slam?

• 12:35Speaker 03

  Uh, it says, okay, so it says some guys were holding up the boat on, they're holding up the, the riverboat. It was a bunch of guys on a pontoon holding up the riverboat and the riverboat sent some guys down the, there was obscene gestures sent towards the boat and then the boat.

• 12:50Matt McCusker?

  Who was on the riverboat?

• 12:52Speaker 03

  I think that was the guy.

• 12:54Speaker 01

  I think that was the slammer.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  I think that was the guy who got hit with the chair was the boatman.

• 12:57Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 12:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. Cause wait, wasn't the crew, didn't the crew?

• 13:03Speaker 04

  Have you guys seen the Alabama Slamma video in a while?

• 13:06Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 13:07Speaker 04

  They pushed the security guard and then the security guard hits the Bobby Schmert.

• 13:11Speaker 01

  Throws his hat.

• 13:11Speaker 04

  Throws his hat up at this guy and then squares like he's at graduation.

• 13:17Matt McCusker?

  I saw, I saw a Middle Eastern security guard get absolutely just crushed by a black guy recently. It was, uh, Tuesday. No, Monday, actually. I was just like walking around on Sixth Street on Monday and a guy is like, older black dude had a, like a, just a tiny puppy on a leash. And I came around the corner to him screaming at the security guard, cause the security guard, I think, attempted to pet his puppy. And he goes, how about I touch your fucking daughters? You think you can touch my dog? How about I touch your fucking daughters? Touch your wife? Touch all of your cousins and he was.

• 13:51Speaker 01

  Puppy? Everyone's gonna fucking try to touch that puppy.

• 13:54Matt McCusker?

  I know. He was like looking around for support, like. You guys hear what I'm saying? I, I kinda just like sat around just waiting like, damn, this is fucked up. Just kinda listening.

• 14:01Speaker 01

  You're made neutral.

• 14:02Matt McCusker?

  I was, I was Switzerland. I, I was kinda like, I didn't know if they're gonna fight. This guy was pretty jacked too, and I was like, fuck dude, I might have to.

• 14:07Speaker 01

  The puppy was jacked?

• 14:08Matt McCusker?

  I might have to take that puppy out of the battle, in case the puppy gets hurt and just run away. Yeah, he was the.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  And then he beat the, wait, he fought the guy?

• 14:14Matt McCusker?

  He didn't beat him up, he didn't beat him up. He was, he was barking. Barking at him, calling him a child molester, after he said he would touch his kids, which I thought was kind of interesting, but. The guy, because the guy did have funny glasses on, so he's like, look at a fucking pedophile. What are you gonna do about it? He's trying to goad him into a fight, and the guy was just going like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:30Speaker 01

  Man.

• 14:31Matt McCusker?

  He should have squared up.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  Being security on Sixth Street, you must get hit with that all day.

• 14:34Matt McCusker?

  He was like hotel, hotel security, just sitting, baking in the sun. Some guy was like, would you touch my fucking dog?

• 14:38Speaker 01

  So funny to be like, oh puppy, this'll be a nice moment.

• 14:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. I will molest your children.

• 14:43Speaker 01

  I got called a pedophile.

• 14:44Matt McCusker?

  After the guy told me he'd molest my children, and then he's like, yeah, you're a pedophile. It's like, okay.

• 14:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:50Matt McCusker?

  He, he just played it off. He kept being like, yeah, yeah, yeah buddy. And the guy was like, yeah, do something about it pussy. And I was like, dude, this is a tough fucking hell.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  Sixth Street's so gross.

• 14:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was, it was like hot. It was so hot out.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  So gross. Man, and when the air conditioning breaks in the comedy club.

• 15:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 15:04Speaker 01

  It's a recipe for fucking negative experience.

• 15:07Matt McCusker?

  He probably left, he probably the early show, the bullshit. Took his shirt off, went outside, and was like, fuck this dude.

• 15:15Speaker 01

  I, uh, I'll tell you this, man. I saw the movie Allied recently. Has anybody ever seen this? It's Brad Pitt and the hot French lady?

• 15:22Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 15:23Speaker 01

  It was wonderful.

• 15:24Matt McCusker?

  What did, what did they do?

• 15:25Speaker 01

  It was so good. I'll just give you the beginning though. This is, so it's the hot French lady from, uh, Inception. You remember her at all?

• 15:33Matt McCusker?

  Kind of, yeah.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  She, anyway, if you saw her, you'd like it, but they, they're both spies, and they're in Casablanca in World War II.

• 15:39Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 15:39Speaker 01

  And they have to pretend to be husband and wife. So probably, it's, dude, it's fucking dream scenario.

• 15:45Matt McCusker?

  It sounds like Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Did you ever see that?

• 15:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:48Matt McCusker?

  But it's like a cooler version of Mr. Smith.

• 15:49Speaker 01

  It's kinda cool. I liked it a lot.

• 15:51Matt McCusker?

  That's awesome.

• 15:51Speaker 01

  I was surprised.

• 15:52Matt McCusker?

  Dude, you should think about doing a, I know you're all filmed out, but maybe do like a shock a lot. You should do like an intense romance film.

• 15:58Speaker 01

  I was thinking about that.

• 15:59Matt McCusker?

  Were you really?

• 16:00Speaker 01

  Oh yeah.

• 16:01Matt McCusker?

  That'd be nice.

• 16:02Speaker 01

  I just need to make love on camera.

• 16:03Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 16:06Speaker 01

  Be so sick.

• 16:07Matt McCusker?

  Do a bathtub sex scene?

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Centrally laying a woman down.

• 16:11Matt McCusker?

  Be so tight.

• 16:13Speaker 01

  Take my shirt off.

• 16:14Matt McCusker?

  Spend so much money, dude.

• 16:17Matt McCusker?

  You should spend so much money.

• 16:19Speaker 01

  I can use all my money and make like, yeah.

• 16:21Matt McCusker?

  Like a poly chocolate. Like you're just like a cool guy in tech with poly and you just have sex with women the entire movie.

• 16:27Speaker 01

  True.

• 16:27Matt McCusker?

  And in the end.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  I should just spend a ton of money and make a Fifty Shades of Grey where I prematurely ejaculate.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  The whole, hit her with one whip and go, oh!

• 16:39Matt McCusker?

  Oh, fuck!

• 16:42Speaker 01

  Don't fucking tell anyone.

• 16:45Matt McCusker?

  That'd be so funny. The whole time you just get richer and richer and you just keep getting more and more pussy.

• 16:51Speaker 01

  Just keep re-jacking faster.

• 16:54Matt McCusker?

  You start fucking guys.

• 16:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that would be a cool, that actually would be a cool movie about like suburban swingers who get so deep in the scene that the husband starts doing gay stuff. Cause that's kinda, I think that's what happens when you swing. Everyone's like, that'd be the life, but I'm pretty sure you end up doing gay stuff.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  There's one more thing.

• 17:13Matt McCusker?

  Exactly. I think you're just in the mix of it. You're having sex with like a 52 year old lady from Florida. You're like, this couldn't get any better. And then like a 60 year old guy kisses your butthole.

• 17:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, swinging is like.

• 17:26Speaker 01

  Swinging is disgusting.

• 17:28Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, man, it's fucking weird.

• 17:30Speaker 01

  Go to fucking swinger parties.

• 17:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but he's single.

• 17:33Speaker 03

  Wait, huh?

• 17:34Matt McCusker?

  He's just bulling. La Mer's just bulling out. He's single.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  Look at the hat.

• 17:40Matt McCusker?

  He's got the bull's head on.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Knee raising bull.

• 17:42Matt McCusker?

  He's sending the signals out, dude. Yeah, Roland's stag to a swinger's party is pretty wild.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've never gone.

• 17:50Speaker 01

  You keep getting ripped off.

• 17:52Matt McCusker?

  You've wet, you've, you've.

• 17:53Speaker 03

  I got ripped, yeah, I got ripped off.

• 17:54Speaker 01

  He made the attempt.

• 17:55Matt McCusker?

  You've wet, yeah, you've.

• 17:56Speaker 01

  Milwaukee gone wild.

• 17:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:59Speaker 04

  Years ago where you got in trouble for trying to.

• 18:02Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. I wasn't trying to do anything, but like, uh, yeah, I forgot. There was a party and, uh, it was, how much can I say? It was fucking.

• 18:12Matt McCusker?

  I remember this. It was like a cool coke party and you try to start like bringing in like the typical swinger move being like, what are we like swingers here?

• 18:19Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 18:20Speaker 01

  Wait, you're at a cool coke party?

• 18:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, and in the backyard, it was like, uh, it was this guy and his wife. Uh, I think I was talking to the guy. I was like, dude.

• 18:28Matt McCusker?

  You were in, you were just.

• 18:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was their house too.

• 18:30Speaker 01

  You were talking to the guy?

• 18:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause dude, you're fucking cool, dude. You're like a bull.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  Ew.

• 18:35Speaker 03

  Cause he was talking to other ladies, like, and his wife was around. I was like, that's fucking cool.

• 18:40Matt McCusker?

  What'd he say?

• 18:41Speaker 01

  He was like, what the fuck?

• 18:42Speaker 03

  Out of my house? No. They just, they didn't kick me out. Brad kicked me out.

• 18:48Speaker 01

  Oh, it was in Philly?

• 18:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:50Speaker 01

  Cool coke party in Philly?

• 18:52Speaker 03

  Yeah. I was trying to be a hoot.

• 18:54Matt McCusker?

  You called the guy a bull in his own house?

• 18:56Speaker 01

  It was at someone's house?

• 18:57Matt McCusker?

  It was his house.

• 18:58Speaker 03

  It was out back. It was out back.

• 19:00Speaker 01

  Close to, uh, the club?

• 19:03Speaker 03

  No.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 19:04Matt McCusker?

  He was in a guy's house and the guy was there with his wife and you complimented him on being like, "You probably cheat on your wife, dude. You're so fucking cool."

• 19:10Speaker 01

  You're so cool.

• 19:14Speaker 01

  That's awesome. You're probably a bull. That's fucking disgusting, dude.

• 19:20Matt McCusker?

  Five thirty in the morning.

• 19:21Speaker 04

  I'm sorry, I can cut that out if you want.

• 19:24Matt McCusker?

  All year of the bird chirping and the mayor being like, "How much do you fuck other girls? That's so fucking cool, dude. Can I see your dick?"

• 19:30Speaker 01

  Damn, that's like, that's such a nightmare. Being on the other end of that, just high as shit on coke and someone being like, "You probably cheat on your wife, dude. That's awesome." Oh, fuck. Who is this guy? What, what am I doing?

• 19:47Speaker 01

  Who, who else was with you?

• 19:50Matt McCusker?

  Ooh, GD.

• 19:50Speaker 01

  It was you two.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:52Speaker 01

  Was Nathan there?

• 19:53Speaker 03

  No. King Cobb.

• 19:55Speaker 01

  King Cobb?

• 19:56Speaker 03

  King Cobb was there.

• 19:57Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 19:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:58Speaker 01

  It's a good squad.

• 20:01Speaker 04

  All the buddies were there.

• 20:02Matt McCusker?

  Nice.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  Damn.

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• 20:50Speaker 01

  Incredible.

• 20:52Speaker 03

  I also got kicked out at like 6:00 in the morning. I was ready to go home.

• 20:55Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 20:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:55Matt McCusker?

  Gardini, you guys, you're just crushing Gardini.

• 20:58Speaker 01

  How vicious.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:59Matt McCusker?

  A little suffocation play.

• 21:02Speaker 01

  Is he a king just laying on guard dog?

• 21:05Matt McCusker?

  Gardini was just ass worshiping.

• 21:09Speaker 01

  Ass worshiping?

• 21:13Speaker 01

  So wait, how did you get kicked out though? Like, was it aggressive or was it like?

• 21:17Speaker 03

  Nah, it was quite. Brad came up to me and he was like, uh, hey, man, I think you gotta go. It's time for us to leave. I was like, alright, cool. That was it. I'm ordering an Uber right now. And then just waited.

• 21:28Matt McCusker?

  Dang.

• 21:28Speaker 01

  It was 6:00 AM too.

• 21:29Matt McCusker?

  6:00 AM. You're probably ready to roll.

• 21:31Speaker 03

  I was ready to roll.

• 21:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's breakfast sandwich time.

• 21:34Speaker 03

  Perfect way to get kicked out.

• 21:38Speaker 03

  Perfect time to get kicked out of a party. 6:00 in the morning?

• 21:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 21:41Speaker 03

  Might as well just let me leave on my own.

• 21:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:43Speaker 03

  You know?

• 21:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 21:45Speaker 01

  Oh, a cool coke party. Those can go.

• 21:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're right.

• 21:49Matt McCusker?

  I would like to see you swing, dude. I'd like to see you swing. I think, I think out of all of us, you could handle the swing.

• 21:57Speaker 01

  Mentally, I think you could handle it the best.

• 21:58Speaker 03

  No.

• 22:00Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 22:00Speaker 03

  No, I don't think so. I think it would bother me.

• 22:03Matt McCusker?

  What would get you down?

• 22:04Speaker 03

  Like, you love him more to me?

• 22:08Matt McCusker?

  It's not your wife.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  Shit, dude.

• 22:10Matt McCusker?

  Still, you would catch feelings, you're saying?

• 22:12Speaker 03

  Dude, come on, dude. Yeah.

• 22:14Speaker 01

  You'd catch feelings?

• 22:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:15Speaker 01

  At the cool coke party, swinger party.

• 22:17Speaker 03

  The cool coke swinger party, yeah.

• 22:20Matt McCusker?

  Apparently Tampa Bay is where it's at. Tampa Bay is apparently a capital of the United States.

• 22:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, Tampa and Arizona, right?

• 22:27Matt McCusker?

  I know those.

• 22:28Speaker 01

  Phoenix, Scottsdale, I think.

• 22:30Matt McCusker?

  I could see that.

• 22:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 22:32Speaker 03

  I think New Jersey too.

• 22:33Matt McCusker?

  New Jersey? I don't know about that. Yeah, dude. Oh, Sean's from New Jersey.

• 22:41Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, true.

• 22:42Matt McCusker?

  I don't know. You think Italians would like that?

• 22:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, of course.

• 22:47Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 22:48Speaker 01

  Italians are very territorial in nature. They would not like that.

• 22:51Matt McCusker?

  They probably just like get together and like beat other guys' wives instead.

• 22:58Matt McCusker?

  Little wife swap.

• 22:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:59Matt McCusker?

  What the fuck? This menacut tastes like fucking cement.

• 23:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 23:05Speaker 01

  You, you don't think your parents were swingers in New Jersey?

• 23:09Speaker 01

  My parents were definitely not swingers in New Jersey. That's guaranteed.

• 23:12Matt McCusker?

  Empty nesters now.

• 23:14Speaker 01

  Not really. They got a lot of people coming through that nest.

• 23:17Matt McCusker?

  I wish you wouldn't say stuff like that on the podcast.

• 23:22Matt McCusker?

  I really wish you wouldn't say stuff like that. Sean, my parents aren't empty nesters yet, but yours are. And I'm just saying, you should, you know, you should be like, guys, if you want to experiment, now's the time. That would be nice of you.

• 23:32Speaker 01

  You should just give them a, yeah, like maybe a handwritten letter.

• 23:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, just be like, guys, send them home and go, guys, I love you. No one's home now. Maybe you guys should start experimenting and doing things you've never, you know, you always wanted to. Yeah, open the relationship up a little bit. That's all.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, you should suggest they open the relationship.

• 23:46Matt McCusker?

  And then you can do company and eyes with your dad.

• 23:48Speaker 01

  And then you and your dad can share porn. I'd rather not think about this. He's gonna edit this out. We'll never know. We'll never know.

• 23:57Matt McCusker?

  No, I mean, dude.

• 23:58Speaker 01

  Your parents would think this is funny.

• 23:59Matt McCusker?

  Can we be respectful about it?

• 24:01Speaker 01

  They love this stuff.

• 24:02Matt McCusker?

  Hello?

• 24:03Speaker 01

  Hello? Alright, obviously we'll unfortunately edit this out.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  I like your parents. I don't want them upset.

• 24:11Matt McCusker?

  No. Look, I'm just saying, they have, give them the option. They don't have to do it. Just give them the option.

• 24:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't want to make them angry and I really don't want to make them horny.

• 24:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 24:21Speaker 01

  I don't want them to get any ideas. But you have talked about it. That's also, that's, like, you've brought this up, where you're like, wouldn't it be cool if, like, my parents experimented?

• 24:30Matt McCusker?

  No shit.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  I was like, what? You were hammered. I don't think you remember.

• 24:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you were so drunk. You called us. You were calling. You're like, I'm gonna call my sister and see what she thinks. I was like, Sean, Sean, Sean.

• 24:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, we said no.

• 24:41Speaker 01

  Y'all nasty as hell.

• 24:44Matt McCusker?

  Just Josh and just Josh.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  Just Josh and just Josh.

• 24:48Speaker 04

  What else you guys want to talk about?

• 24:51Matt McCusker?

  Besides our parents being poly?

• 24:53Speaker 03

  We have proof of Nate's zest.

• 24:55Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 24:57Speaker 04

  That's a mean thing to bring up on.

• 24:59Speaker 01

  What's the proof?

• 25:00Speaker 04

  It's all been funny games up to here, but that was a little too far.

• 25:03Speaker 01

  What's the, what's the proof of the zest?

• 25:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, the photo evidence that we got from the pub the other night.

• 25:08Speaker 01

  When you took your penis out in Los Angeles? And laid on the ground with your penis out?

• 25:13Matt McCusker?

  What happened?

• 25:14Speaker 04

  No, no, no, from, from the, the rickshaws. I don't know if that's the correct, politically correct term.

• 25:21Matt McCusker?

  What was the rickshaw evidence?

• 25:22Speaker 01

  He's just sitting on guys' laps on a rickshaw screaming with his arms.

• 25:26Matt McCusker?

  No!

• 25:27Speaker 01

  With his arms in the air going woo!

• 25:28Speaker 02

  I'm not sitting on guys' laps, but it's...

• 25:30Speaker 01

  100% on guys' laps!

• 25:32Speaker 02

  Matt, it looks like I'm sitting on guys' laps.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  Dude, unfortunately, dude...

• 25:36Speaker 04

  Nate, you admitted that you had no recollection of the evening, and then we have photo/video evidence from a trusted source.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  I do remember not sitting on a guy's lap. We were all having fun.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  You were caked without a doubt on the lap.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  Not on the lap.

• 25:49Matt McCusker?

  That was the biggest regret of the night. You woke up in the morning, you went, "God, I could have sat on that guy's lap."

• 25:53Speaker 01

  He sat on two guys' laps. He split the cheeks on each guy.

• 25:56Matt McCusker?

  Who were these guys?

• 25:56Speaker 01

  Each guy got a cheek.

• 25:57Matt McCusker?

  Oh, no!

• 25:58Speaker 04

  It was Redbin.

• 25:59Speaker 01

  It was Redbin.

• 26:00Speaker 04

  Redbin and our buddy Chris. And Nate, it was perfect timing.

• 26:05Speaker 01

  We can get the footage.

• 26:06Speaker 04

  We could get the footage.

• 26:07Speaker 01

  We can let the viewers decide. The thing that hurt, the thing that hurt was the arms on the bar.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  The footage looks...

• 26:12Matt McCusker?

  Oh, no, no!

• 26:13Speaker 02

  The footage looks... But that's because I'm sitting forward. I'm sitting forward.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  Screaming, going woo!

• 26:19Speaker 04

  Sitting forward.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  Everybody banished me. Everybody banished me. These guys hopped in on with Tommy. You and Tony had your own private one.

• 26:28Speaker 04

  Hey, you!

• 26:34Speaker 04

  That's a good reverse.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  It's a good counter. It's a good counter.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  Oh, man! You sent me with Redbin and another unit, and I just had to squeeze in between them. But the footage looks bad.

• 26:44Speaker 01

  They love taking those fucking rickshaws. I despise it. It's fun while you're on it, but then, dude, people see you.

• 26:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 26:51Speaker 01

  You're getting carded through town. It's fucking embarrassing.

• 26:56Speaker 04

  Redbin.

• 26:57Speaker 01

  Damn, you got me with the...

• 26:59Matt McCusker?

  With the counter strike, bro.

• 27:01Speaker 01

  That was nice. I'll give you that. You fucking gay ass. I don't wanna do it.

• 27:06Matt McCusker?

  Bit's over dude.

• 27:07Speaker 01

  You had to do it.

• 27:08Matt McCusker?

  Back me into a corner.

• 27:09Speaker 01

  Alright, yeah enough joking around about that.

• 27:10Matt McCusker?

  Bit's over.

• 27:11Speaker 01

  Bit's done.

• 27:11Matt McCusker?

  That's so fucking.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  That's fucked up dude, that's crazy. You throw me under the bus like that.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 27:20Speaker 01

  Give me those shirts back. You don't get that.

• 27:23Matt McCusker?

  Oh fuck, oh fuck.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  You fucking snake dude. Just, just when you think dude.

• 27:30Matt McCusker?

  I know, I know.

• 27:31Speaker 01

  Fucking hits me with the reverse zest. I'm getting the video right now.

• 27:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I gotta see the video.

• 27:39Matt McCusker?

  I gotta see the video.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  I don't know if I have his number.

• 27:43Matt McCusker?

  I wanna do.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  You guys have his number?

• 27:46Speaker 01

  Red Band?

• 27:48Matt McCusker?

  I wanna do a, they should do them where you can stand up like a charioteer. That'd be nice, where you could stand. That would be the straightest rickshaw you can do. Stand up like a charioteer, you get the, you have like reins, you can kinda.

• 27:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, rein him back a little.

• 28:00Matt McCusker?

  Smack the guy in the ass while he's going.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  We're gonna get some footage in there.

• 28:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, now we gotta review the tape.

• 28:08Matt McCusker?

  Who filmed it by the way?

• 28:09Speaker 01

  Red Band.

• 28:10Matt McCusker?

  Oh, hit you with the meta glasses.

• 28:12Speaker 01

  There's.

• 28:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, you should, you should claim AI, you should claim AI.

• 28:19Matt McCusker?

  Oh dude, that's gotta be deep fake.

• 28:21Speaker 01

  He was literally filming, cause there was like four rickshaws.

• 28:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:24Speaker 01

  He was filming me and I was like dude, stop film, like don't film this.

• 28:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you gotta redact.

• 28:28Speaker 01

  And then he turned the camera around and Nate was just.

• 28:32Speaker 01

  It looked POV, it was.

• 28:33Matt McCusker?

  It's not pertinent info, that's not pertinent information.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  It looks POV.

• 28:37Matt McCusker?

  You gotta redact your tape.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  The worst part is I know Red Band didn't remember how bad it looked, like he pulled the, he pulled the footage up like. No, he was lying.

• 28:45Speaker 01

  You tried, no he wasn't lying, you're clearly on their lap.

• 28:47Matt McCusker?

  I, I'm not trying to.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  And he tried to deny it and he was like, I wasn't sitting on their fucking lap. And Red Band just happens to walk over and be like, I have footage of it.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  He did say that, but then he pulls up, he pulls up the footage and he's trying to scroll through. And when he hits the angle that looks bad, like I see him go like, holy shit, I got him. This looks, this looks like.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  You'll see, there's no other angle, there's no other possible place for your ass to have been.

• 29:14Speaker 02

  I'm telling you.

• 29:17Speaker 04

  Repin was like, oh, I feel bad. Maybe I shouldn't have showed all the guys that video. He literally. He came up to me, he's like, I tell Nate, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to throw him under the bus like that.

• 29:28Speaker 02

  Came over to me, it was like, cause, cause he knows I wasn't sitting on his lap, but it's devastating footage.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  Why do you keep saying that? We saw the video.

• 29:36Speaker 02

  Are you elevated at all? No, we're kind of, we're on an even playing field. I'm sitting forward though, so I don't know. That's also not, if I'm being against a bad defense.

• 29:46Speaker 01

  Here's what I'll say.

• 29:47Speaker 02

  I'm sitting forward, I should be a little higher.

• 29:49Speaker 01

  Their shoulders, there's two guys sitting, their shoulders are touching. There's nowhere else for him to sit.

• 29:56Speaker 04

  Behind you, so he had to have room to.

• 30:00Speaker 02

  He had to hit this.

• 30:02Speaker 01

  Damn, his selfie stick and wild.

• 30:06Speaker 02

  I was giving him a lap dance on a, on a penny cap.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  And that was a bumpy fucking ride. Damn. No wonder you were all tuckered out when we got to the bar.

• 30:16Speaker 02

  I wasn't tuckered up, I was.

• 30:17Speaker 01

  You were tuckered out, you fucking fell asleep.

• 30:19Speaker 02

  I was fucked. Did I fall asleep at the bar?

• 30:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:22Speaker 04

  You did fall asleep.

• 30:23Speaker 02

  I do remember.

• 30:24Speaker 01

  You were asleep at the bar.

• 30:27Speaker 02

  Wait, I'm asleep at the bar? You guys drugged me, you guys did me, you gave me the two.

• 30:32Speaker 01

  They put you to bed? Well, he was, a minute before he was asleep, he was standing on a stool screaming. And I look over and he's, I'm like, alright, Nate's, I'm just gotta go.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  He almost danced out the bar. He was on his dance, and he hit the door into the alley.

• 30:56Speaker 04

  That was a good night.

• 30:57Speaker 01

  That was a good night. That's so fucking funny.

• 31:01Speaker 01

  Oh my god. Yeah. Yep, for real though, they, they put you to sleep.

• 31:07Speaker 01

  Fucking duckered you out. That's fine.

• 31:11Matt McCusker?

  That's devastating. You look so bad. We'll wait, we'll wait for the footage.

• 31:16Speaker 01

  I'm working on the footage right now.

• 31:18Matt McCusker?

  Thank you. In the meantime.

• 31:20Speaker 01

  You'll see the footage.

• 31:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's.

• 31:22Speaker 01

  In the meantime, go watch the movie Allied.

• 31:23Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 31:24Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna give you any spoilers, it's a great film. You're gonna love it. Don't look into, don't read the description, just watch the movie.

• 31:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I won't, I'll just.

• 31:32Speaker 01

  That's what I did, and I was, I was.

• 31:34Matt McCusker?

  That's the best.

• 31:34Speaker 01

  I did one of yours.

• 31:35Matt McCusker?

  You got a pleasant surprise. Is there twists and turns?

• 31:39Speaker 01

  Plenty.

• 31:40Matt McCusker?

  Yes.

• 31:41Speaker 01

  Plenty twists and turns.

• 31:42Matt McCusker?

  Need some good twists and turns.

• 31:43Speaker 01

  Also, the hottest possible scenario. Just like you're paired with a lady, you have to pretend to be husband and wife. You live together. The neighbors are watching, we have to kiss right now. Maybe we should have sex.

• 31:54Matt McCusker?

  What, he hit him, BP hit her with the.

• 31:56Speaker 01

  No, he was the one saying, play it cool, babe.

• 31:58Matt McCusker?

  She was like, we gotta do this?

• 32:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. You got the footage?

• 32:02Matt McCusker?

  Can I review the footage?

• 32:03Speaker 01

  We have the video.

• 32:05Matt McCusker?

  It's loading, what the fuck, how many?

• 32:07Speaker 01

  Footage, it's damning footage.

• 32:09Matt McCusker?

  Oh, it's gonna be like.

• 32:11Speaker 01

  It's bad. This is, I can't believe you're denying it.

• 32:15Matt McCusker?

  Six K, it's gonna be six K footage.

• 32:17Speaker 01

  Six K Redbin tape. The Redbin tapes.

• 32:20Matt McCusker?

  The Redban tapes?

• 32:24Speaker 01

  Look, the footage is undeniably bad, I can't.

• 32:27Matt McCusker?

  That's fair.

• 32:29Matt McCusker?

  Dang. I know, but I know I was up to no zesty activities. You might have to 2.0 right now. What's, what is that? When Liver King got caught with steroids, you might have to Nate 2.0.

• 32:39Speaker 01

  He was a different guy.

• 32:40Matt McCusker?

  Just rebrand. You might have to totally rebrand, dude.

• 32:43Speaker 01

  Especially fresh off the zesty allegations in LA.

• 32:47Matt McCusker?

  That's why he said it, cuz he knows.

• 32:48Speaker 01

  And then just straight to a lap, sitting on a rickshaw, bouncing around. Arms on the bar, screaming, woo.

• 32:56Matt McCusker?

  Fuck, dude.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  And then dancing her out, dancing on table dancing.

• 33:01Matt McCusker?

  Dang.

• 33:05Matt McCusker?

  Did I stand on the. You stood on the stool.

• 33:08Speaker 01

  Which was a real risk.

• 33:09Matt McCusker?

  I was crushing.

• 33:09Speaker 01

  You did that twice.

• 33:10Matt McCusker?

  I was crushing stools.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  And you jumped down, that was scary.

• 33:13Matt McCusker?

  It was impressive.

• 33:13Speaker 01

  You jumped off the, I was like, oh, man.

• 33:15Matt McCusker?

  I was. Yeah, they can kick out from under you.

• 33:20Speaker 04

  Free Bird three times in a row.

• 33:22Speaker 01

  Free Bird on repeat.

• 33:23Matt McCusker?

  You guys took over the touch tunes?

• 33:25Speaker 01

  Free Bird on repeat.

• 33:26Matt McCusker?

  So fucking sick.

• 33:28Speaker 01

  It was a good night.

• 33:28Matt McCusker?

  Such a nice move.

• 33:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, there were some complaints.

• 33:32Matt McCusker?

  About Triple Free Bird? Who the?

• 33:34Speaker 01

  About the music on repeat?

• 33:35Matt McCusker?

  Who would complain about Triple Free Bird?

• 33:37Speaker 01

  There was nothing they could do.

• 33:38Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 33:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:39Matt McCusker?

  It's, yeah, boosting your touch tunes is, honestly, might be one of my favorite things in the world is completely commandeering a touch tune and ruining everyone's night. It's awesome. A good song for that, I think I said it before, but Donovan, Atlantis. Just an English guy from the 60s being like, "In the former world, there was Atlantis," and he just, it's like a 13-minute song. Or he just like talks about the legend of Atlantis. It's so fucking funny.

• 34:03Speaker 01

  That's nice. I told you that time we took over the, there was just a guy eating spaghetti at a really shitty dive bar. We started playing "When the Moon Hits Your Eyes." We just kept playing Italian songs. He was by himself eating spaghetti at the bar. And we can't expect, it was terrible.

• 34:20Speaker 01

  It was so depressing.

• 34:21Matt McCusker?

  I'd be pumped if someone hit me with a spaghetti soundtrack.

• 34:23Speaker 01

  He never even noticed it, but yeah, we hit him with a loud spaghetti soundtrack.

• 34:28Speaker 01

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• 34:34Matt McCusker?

  Have you left poop streaks in someone else's toilet? Yeah, every time.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, every single time.

• 34:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I did it all week.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  It's a fucking disaster.

• 34:39Matt McCusker?

  I left a, I mean, I literally painted my bowl this morning.

• 34:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:43Matt McCusker?

  It was crazy.

• 34:44Speaker 01

  There's nothing wrong with that.

• 34:45Matt McCusker?

  No, it was, it felt great.

• 34:48Speaker 01

  Do you ever pack extra underwear when you travel? How much extra? Do you ever need it?

• 34:52Matt McCusker?

  Pretty much an extra pair per day.

• 34:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, I always bring extra underwear, yeah.

• 34:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yes.

• 34:56Speaker 01

  Not because I'm fucking shitting my pants constantly.

• 34:59Matt McCusker?

  I just used to probably work it out.

• 35:00Speaker 01

  What the fuck are you guys getting at here? Do you wipe standing or sitting down? Does it make a difference? What is going on, dude? How horny are these people?

• 35:08Speaker 01

  What do they want to know?

• 35:09Matt McCusker?

  There's gotta be something about standing up, though. Like, I'm a stand-up wiper, honestly. Sitting down, I just smears everything. I don't know, I can't do it.

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• 35:49Matt McCusker?

  Tonight might be spaghetti night, tonight might be spaghetti night at my house, actually.

• 35:52Speaker 01

  That's exciting.

• 35:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'm actually kinda pumped on that.

• 35:55Speaker 01

  Didn't go through.

• 35:56Matt McCusker?

  Dude, how big is this fucking video?

• 35:58Speaker 01

  The only thing I see here is the brawl, the Alabama River, the Alabama riverfront.

• 36:03Matt McCusker?

  Oh, man, shirtless whites defeated on the riverfront.

• 36:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, the shirtless whites.

• 36:10Matt McCusker?

  Dang, dude. Imagine going home from getting the Alabama brawl, you gotta put on your life is good t-shirt.

• 36:16Speaker 01

  Watch it, it's all over the news, people are celebrating.

• 36:20Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 36:23Matt McCusker?

  My goodness gracious, bro.

• 36:25Speaker 01

  Wait, if it's on your phone, just show it to Matt.

• 36:28Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah, let me just see.

• 36:29Speaker 01

  And let everybody get a good look at this knee brace and...

• 36:34Matt McCusker?

  Here we go.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 36:39Matt McCusker?

  Oh, you're listening to the thought rap, too?

• 36:43Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 36:45Matt McCusker?

  It's alright. Let's see, flash forward the tape. Okay, this is just... Yo.

• 36:53Speaker 01

  Where else could he be sitting?

• 36:57Speaker 01

  Their shoulders are touching, there's one bench.

• 36:59Speaker 02

  I'm sitting so far, actually it looks better, like, a little bit now to me than it did.

• 37:05Matt McCusker?

  You're saying their knees are veed out and you're on the tip?

• 37:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, their knees are veed out and I'm in the tip of the thing, but the video's damn.

• 37:11Speaker 01

  You're on the tip.

• 37:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, it's...

• 37:18Matt McCusker?

  Oh, bro.

• 37:20Speaker 02

  I'm not dancing, I'm getting the first.

• 37:21Speaker 01

  Look at the fellas behind him, they love it, dude.

• 37:23Matt McCusker?

  Oh, my god, dude.

• 37:24Speaker 01

  They love that you're having fun, that's nice.

• 37:27Matt McCusker?

  You kinda gave him a Wally a little bit.

• 37:29Speaker 02

  I gave him a what?

• 37:30Matt McCusker?

  A Wally.

• 37:31Speaker 02

  What is that?

• 37:32Matt McCusker?

  When you just, someone leans against a wall and you just twerk on them?

• 37:35Speaker 01

  Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

• 37:39Matt McCusker?

  Dang.

• 37:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was bad.

• 37:40Matt McCusker?

  I will say, I will say, it's still up for debate, but it doesn't, you know...

• 37:45Speaker 02

  I like to believe you guys trust me that I wasn't sitting on two men's laps on the fucking...

• 37:49Matt McCusker?

  I do believe you.

• 37:50Speaker 02

  Penny camp through Sixth Street.

• 37:52Matt McCusker?

  I think as tantalizing of a possibility as that is, I do think their knees were veed out and you were on the very edge of the seat leaning forward.

• 37:59Speaker 02

  The video is damn. It was a, I started sweating last night.

• 38:05Speaker 02

  Oh, my day, when the footage came out.

• 38:10Speaker 02

  I was like, holy shit.

• 38:13Speaker 03

  It's all footage.

• 38:21Matt McCusker?

  The what?

• 38:24Speaker 04

  Petty cab was the opposite.

• 38:26Matt McCusker?

  Straight as hell?

• 38:27Speaker 04

  We could all fit, nobody had to sit on any laps, and we just screamed really loud the whole time.

• 38:33Matt McCusker?

  You guys abandoned me for timing.

• 38:37Speaker 04

  Sorry. Say you lapped up.

• 38:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 38:42Speaker 01

  Could have Ubered.

• 38:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, we could have Ubered.

• 38:45Speaker 01

  That was my suggestion.

• 38:47Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 38:48Speaker 01

  That's what I was saying, I was like, let's fucking Uber. This rickshaw through the city.

• 38:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, those things are kinda, and they drive so fucking, they ride so fast, too.

• 38:55Speaker 01

  It's fun when you're on there.

• 38:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I guess I did.

• 38:57Speaker 01

  You just gotta let go.

• 38:58Matt McCusker?

  I did one with my kids, and I was like, yo, can you please slow the fuck down? I, I don't need you to get me there two minutes faster, please slow down, dude, you're driving like a fucking maniac. But yeah, it would be cool, if your, if your kids aren't on, that'd be fun. I had like two little kids, and he was just like jamming his brakes in front of bikes, I'm like, bro, slow the fuck down. You're not winning, I'm not gonna be like, this is so cool, this guy's flying. We almost hit like, dude, pedestrians have to move.

• 39:21Speaker 01

  Right next to cars, too.

• 39:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 39:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:23Matt McCusker?

  And it's like, right at pedestrians.

• 39:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:26Matt McCusker?

  It's just like, bruh, what are you, I mean, I guess you're trying to make that money. Those dudes get paid during like ACL, those dudes will make like a fucking thousand bucks a night. It's kinda tight.

• 39:36Speaker 01

  We gotta get you out there, Mase.

• 39:41Speaker 01

  Get a Lime scooter and just attach a little chariot.

• 39:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you can jailbreak those things, too. You can jailbreak Lime scooters and they fucking rip.

• 39:51Speaker 03

  Dude, I wanna jailbreak one, hit like forty on it.

• 39:54Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 39:55Matt McCusker?

  Do it.

• 39:58Speaker 01

  You are nice on those things.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  I have, I have a good time, dude.

• 40:01Speaker 01

  I can't believe you haven't really tumbled yet.

• 40:03Speaker 03

  I've, I'm always tumbling.

• 40:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, but like a devastating tumble, there's gonna be a devastating tumble one of these days.

• 40:12Speaker 03

  There's, there, I had one in Indianapolis, I scooted, I was drunk, I scooted around the corner, and I just fucking fell, and I went head over ass. I just like sideways rolled.

• 40:23Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 40:23Speaker 01

  God, that must've been so nice to see.

• 40:25Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, and I got a scar from here, when I tried to, I was, I was, again, scooting from Frasier's to my house, and I tried to jump a curb, and I just.

• 40:36Speaker 01

  What the fuck made you think you could jump a curb?

• 40:38Matt McCusker?

  Jump off or up?

• 40:39Speaker 01

  I was close, up. I was trying to jump up a curb.

• 40:41Matt McCusker?

  Oh, so you, oh, you just lifted the front, scraped the bottom?

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Just a little bit, I just missed it. Bunch of guys were laughing at me after that.

• 40:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 40:49Speaker 01

  Definitely, you gotta try to jump a curb on a fucking scooter. Yeah, and I needed to. Getting really hurt?

• 40:56Matt McCusker?

  You should have planted, if you plant one foot, you could probably pop it up.

• 40:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:00Matt McCusker?

  But that's risky, dude.

• 41:01Speaker 01

  I did see this.

• 41:03Matt McCusker?

  Did you do full speed on it? Oh dude, that's crazy.

• 41:08Speaker 01

  I was going fast.

• 41:09Matt McCusker?

  Squeal the brakes on them is nice. I'll do, I'll like pull up to my house on them every now and again. My wife will be outside and I'll just get to our block and go, ee. Oh my God, will you stop?

• 41:20Speaker 01

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• 41:26Matt McCusker?

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• 41:47Matt McCusker?

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• 42:18Speaker 01

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• 42:19Matt McCusker?

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• 42:24Speaker 01

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• 43:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they're nice. Lime scooters are the shit, man. I love those things. A lot of people are like genuinely like I don't touch those things.

• 43:26Speaker 01

  Me.

• 43:27Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 43:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:28Matt McCusker?

  I love them, man. They're so fun. I brought them to the mothership. Ride them there, grab one, ride it back. It's awesome.

• 43:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's crazy. It's such a long drive.

• 43:37Matt McCusker?

  It's like 3.4 miles.

• 43:38Speaker 01

  That's a lot.

• 43:39Matt McCusker?

  Headphones, dude, headphones in blasting. It's fucking, it's the best. There's, there's like a couple on the route from my house there. There's like three spots I can get air. Just like weird shit. You know, like the tree.

• 43:49Speaker 01

  You're hitting air on the way to the show?

• 43:51Matt McCusker?

  For sure. If there's like, you know, like the tree roots, like fuck sidewalks up. There's, there's one really good one. Oh dude, near the cemetery. There's one like it's so fucking good.

• 44:01Speaker 01

  Damn, getting air in front of the cemetery. Bombing, showing up and not doing good.

• 44:08Matt McCusker?

  Getting air for all the people who are dead. They can't get air anymore.

• 44:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's respect. It is out of respect.

• 44:12Matt McCusker?

  For sure.

• 44:13Speaker 01

  Hitting air in front of a cemetery is fucking tight.

• 44:14Matt McCusker?

  And a lot of like the, there's like driveways. There's a curb where it's like, it kind of goes up. You can fucking nail those. It's yeah. Getting air on those things. I haven't skateboarded in a while. I've been fucking, I've been fiending for air.

• 44:26Speaker 01

  We, yeah, there's gotta be a way for you to get air.

• 44:29Matt McCusker?

  I'm gonna skateboard again. My knee, my knees are like better now, so.

• 44:31Speaker 01

  I wouldn't risk it with the big race.

• 44:34Matt McCusker?

  True. Yeah, I guess I gotta stay focused.

• 44:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:37Matt McCusker?

  I can't fucking get air. I can't get two inches of air.

• 44:40Speaker 01

  If you get hurt and you're not allowed to participate, that's a bigger than losing.

• 44:43Matt McCusker?

  It's now. Yeah, that's a loss.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:46Matt McCusker?

  Happen to be like, oh, I actually can't do it.

• 44:47Speaker 01

  Is your family excited for the race?

• 44:49Matt McCusker?

  I don't think they care that much. I mean, they'll.

• 44:51Speaker 01

  I think the closer it gets.

• 44:52Matt McCusker?

  The closer they get.

• 44:53Speaker 01

  I'd be so excited.

• 44:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, to watch it. It'll be so fun.

• 44:56Speaker 01

  I'd be so happy.

• 44:57Matt McCusker?

  I might get, I might GoPro the whole thing.

• 44:58Speaker 01

  Either way, either way, it's a victory.

• 45:00Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 45:00Speaker 01

  Whoever wins, it's the other person's gonna be.

• 45:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 45:03Speaker 01

  It's gonna be crazy.

• 45:05Matt McCusker?

  It's gonna be.

• 45:05Speaker 01

  If he beats you, it's, that'd be the funniest.

• 45:08Matt McCusker?

  I'm, I'll go all out. I'll, I'll completely sprint.

• 45:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, you'll die for it.

• 45:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, exactly. I, I have a feeling one of us might die from the race.

• 45:16Speaker 01

  I'm, the best case scenario would you take an early enough lead that you can just, it's over.

• 45:22Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 45:22Speaker 01

  If it's close, you guys are gonna run, you guys might run a four minute mile. People are gonna be, you guys are gonna be sprinting.

• 45:32Matt McCusker?

  Just beat the canyon. I think the record for a mile is like sub four minutes.

• 45:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:37Matt McCusker?

  It's pretty fucked up. Dude, did you know the Tour de France is 2100 miles?

• 45:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:42Matt McCusker?

  I didn't know that.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  I didn't know it was exactly that. I knew it was like, it's insane.

• 45:45Matt McCusker?

  I just learned that. It starts in, it starts in Italy and goes into France. I, I thought it was like 80 miles, which I'm like, that's an impressive bike ride.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  It's multiple days.

• 45:54Matt McCusker?

  Dude, yeah, it's like, it took a fucking month and they ride 2100 miles. Crossing from one.

• 45:58Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't give a fuck about the Tour de France.

• 46:00Matt McCusker?

  Neither do I.

• 46:01Speaker 01

  I don't like it at all.

• 46:02Matt McCusker?

  I didn't care until I rode my bike yesterday, three miles.

• 46:04Speaker 01

  True, I haven't ridden a bike in forever. It's probably sick.

• 46:07Matt McCusker?

  It's so tight, dude. Especially when like, I'm all about tracking times on everything now. So I was like tracking my time and I was like, let me see what the Tour de France is up to. And I was like, what the fuck?

• 46:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're going fast.

• 46:17Matt McCusker?

  Dude, they, they go fast as shit up hills and it's, dude, 2100 miles.

• 46:21Speaker 01

  They were all juke, bro.

• 46:23Matt McCusker?

  Why wouldn't you?

• 46:24Speaker 01

  That's why you're getting into it.

• 46:27Speaker 01

  That's why you're getting into it, dude.

• 46:28Matt McCusker?

  The juice is taking over my brain.

• 46:30Speaker 01

  You're finding out what Floyd Landis was on.

• 46:34Speaker 01

  The pride of Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

• 46:36Matt McCusker?

  How long did it take you to get back from the gym? You should check your times.

• 46:39Speaker 01

  Check your times?

• 46:40Matt McCusker?

  I checked them. It was three miles, about like 20, it was like 15 minutes. It wasn't great. My time was all uphill. My time was fucking trash. Three mile times 27 minutes. I can do running 27 minutes, three mile.

• 46:50Speaker 01

  That's incredible. It's alright.

• 46:51Matt McCusker?

  It's not bad.

• 46:52Speaker 01

  It's really good.

• 46:52Matt McCusker?

  Nine minute mile.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's three nine minute miles.

• 46:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 46:55Speaker 01

  You should run a marathon.

• 46:57Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I can't do like, super, like, super long miles, my knees just get shattered. And also, running crushes your T.

• 47:05Speaker 01

  Makes sense.

• 47:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it does, dude.

• 47:06Speaker 01

  Makes a lot of sense. It's a girl, running is for girls.

• 47:09Matt McCusker?

  It is, but unless you lift and sprint. I sprint.

• 47:11Speaker 01

  You gotta sprint. That's high T. Sprinting is the most T you can have.

• 47:14Matt McCusker?

  Sprinting is high T.

• 47:15Speaker 01

  Sprinting's crazy.

• 47:16Matt McCusker?

  Sprinting in mile, mile, trying to like, I want to be able to sprint, like not sprint a mile.

• 47:20Speaker 01

  Sprinting is so fucking funny.

• 47:21Matt McCusker?

  Sprinting's hilarious, dude. And it's nice too, cause there's people there who run like seriously.

• 47:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:26Matt McCusker?

  When you're doing sprints, you blow past them and I think it kind of pisses them off.

• 47:32Matt McCusker?

  There was a running club. I was there one Saturday and there was a running club and there was like, the dude was like, he seemed to be like the captain.

• 47:37Speaker 01

  Running club is just a full sex club.

• 47:39Matt McCusker?

  But it's completely.

• 47:40Speaker 01

  The Austin running clubs are literally just to fuck each other.

• 47:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, yes, for sure. It was literally just jack dudes and babes. But we were doing sprints.

• 47:49Speaker 01

  The jack dudes and babes. It's nonstop here.

• 47:51Matt McCusker?

  Well, I know, but it was, it was funny because there was.

• 47:54Speaker 01

  And then you're just blown by them.

• 47:55Matt McCusker?

  Because they're, the one guy was just like, they're like doing warmups and then it's like you blow past them and like, guys, we're gonna do sprints after this. You wanna do it? It's like, bro, we're done. Like, chill. Sorry, I fucking passed you. I blew you out of the fucking.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  We're not gonna race, dude. I already won.

• 48:06Matt McCusker?

  But it's, it was funny because that day it was the running club.

• 48:08Speaker 01

  I already won the race.

• 48:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, I beat you.

• 48:10Speaker 01

  Obviously you wanna rematch, dude. I just humiliated you in front of all the babes.

• 48:15Matt McCusker?

  He was just like warming up. I think he was just being nice. Honestly, I was with, I was with my friend. I was being like, dude, he's so pissed. We blew past him. That guy's so fucking mad at us right now. But then there was three heats pretty much because there was, the running club was shredded. And then the dude I was with, we're both just like kind of dad bod. And then there was like super fat dudes. And we were vibing with the super fats because we would sprint.

• 48:34Speaker 01

  Super fats were in the running club?

• 48:35Matt McCusker?

  No, no, they were just there.

• 48:36Speaker 01

  They're just walking.

• 48:37Matt McCusker?

  It's a super fat club.

• 48:38Speaker 01

  Grazing.

• 48:38Matt McCusker?

  I shouldn't call them super fat.

• 48:40Speaker 01

  The super fat club was, they're grazing on the infield.

• 48:44Matt McCusker?

  They were pretty chunky, but we were cheering each other on because then we would sprint and they started doing sprints.

• 48:48Speaker 01

  That's low too.

• 48:48Matt McCusker?

  I was hyping.

• 48:49Speaker 01

  Cheering each other on at a track?

• 48:50Matt McCusker?

  Nah, when you see the fats, I, I see the fats a lot at the track and I always, I saw a father with two fat sons.

• 48:56Speaker 01

  That's good.

• 48:56Matt McCusker?

  And I was running three miles and I was fucking hitting them with the fucking hang loose because they were.

• 49:00Speaker 01

  What are you guys doing on the telephone over there?

• 49:05Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 49:11Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 49:12Speaker 01

  Well, that's.

• 49:12Matt McCusker?

  Now I can't think about anything else.

• 49:14Speaker 01

  Yeah. Tell us and edit this out. We're gonna edit it right now.

• 49:18Matt McCusker?

  Wow, wow.

• 49:19Speaker 01

  And we're back.

• 49:20Matt McCusker?

  Hey.

• 49:20Speaker 01

  Hey, how's it going?

• 49:22Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, cheering on the fats at the track is nice.

• 49:24Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 49:25Matt McCusker?

  Because we had to unite. We were two, we were just two rebel blocks.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  How old were these fats?

• 49:29Matt McCusker?

  They were, they were like, I would say, out of college age, not, they were like younger.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  What do you mean by cheering on the fat? Like, what were you saying?

• 49:35Matt McCusker?

  Well, we were like, we would run, they were kinda hyping us, and then they would run, we'd hype them.

• 49:38Speaker 01

  What do you mean by hyping?

• 49:40Matt McCusker?

  Just as they were like, cause you're sprinting, and you're like, you know, you get that, you need that final push. When you're like forty meters out, you wanna start giving up.

• 49:45Speaker 01

  Are they hitting you like, "Let's go"?

• 49:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, and then they'd pass, they'd pass us, and be like, "Come on, let's go, let's go." Just hyping them up.

• 49:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:51Matt McCusker?

  Hyped in the fats, we were united against the Austin Running Club, the poly.

• 49:54Speaker 01

  The poly clubs are, the Austin Running Clubs, it's filth.

• 49:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was the fat, slightly less fat, and the rips.

• 49:59Speaker 01

  Just super chlamydia running through that thing. Just, drug resistance, STDs.

• 50:06Matt McCusker?

  Oh, big time.

• 50:06Speaker 01

  Chorsing through all of their cocks and pussies.

• 50:08Matt McCusker?

  Big time, dude.

• 50:11Matt McCusker?

  Dripping, I think I caught some of the drip.

• 50:13Speaker 01

  The drip was probably, probably, it was like, alien blood, it probably turned through the ground, it was acid.

• 50:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, no one hornier.

• 50:21Speaker 01

  No one hornier.

• 50:22Matt McCusker?

  Just like having like a mid twenties existential crisis, you're just running like a four minute mile.

• 50:26Speaker 01

  I do understand the meeting friends thing.

• 50:28Matt McCusker?

  It's nice.

• 50:29Speaker 01

  Getting along, but yeah, it's clearly.

• 50:30Matt McCusker?

  It was like, it was pretty, the invite to it was aggro, it was like multiple invites. And I was like, "Guys, I'm married, I don't wanna do gay stuff with the captain of the fucking thing." "I don't wanna kiss all the girls here."

• 50:40Speaker 01

  They're at the, uh, the, uh, what's the, the Domain a lot.

• 50:44Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 50:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, I always see them there.

• 50:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah, they, they squat up.

• 50:49Speaker 01

  I think I don't get the invite.

• 50:51Matt McCusker?

  Fucked up.

• 50:51Speaker 01

  I think they know I'm not a running man.

• 50:52Matt McCusker?

  Did you just blow past them?

• 50:53Speaker 01

  Nah, I just walk.

• 50:54Matt McCusker?

  You gotta blow past them, and they're like, "Dude, we're doing sprints after this." It's like, "Dude, you had your chance on the track, man, I fucking smoked."

• 51:00Speaker 01

  You got torched.

• 51:01Matt McCusker?

  "I smoked your ass, you didn't know we were racing, not my problem, dude."

• 51:04Speaker 01

  You got torched by the best.

• 51:07Matt McCusker?

  "Sorry you didn't know we were racing, bro, I'm always ready to run."

• 51:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the track is intense, man, there's like some people who are all, it does make me laugh when people are like, just buy a ton of shit for running, it's like, bro. People spend boku bucks on running stuff. It's like, you don't need it, all you gotta do is just run, dude, you don't need to buy like fourteen fucking accessories.

• 51:25Speaker 01

  There's one in, was it in Philly, there's like a, that shoe store.

• 51:28Matt McCusker?

  Yes.

• 51:29Speaker 01

  That's a running store.

• 51:30Matt McCusker?

  That Philadelphia is.

• 51:30Speaker 01

  I've gone in there, I've gone in there to just buy sneakers, it's so embarrassing, clearly I don't run.

• 51:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:35Speaker 01

  And there's just, everyone's in there is.

• 51:37Matt McCusker?

  There, there's a guy who works in there who's an ally of the podcast. He's an ultra marathoner, absolutely the bro, but yeah, no, it's, people are all about it, and you're like, "Dude, I'm really just walking in these things."

• 51:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm just, I just want something comfy. I'm here to get something comfy.

• 51:50Matt McCusker?

  He's inspired, he has inspired me.

• 51:52Speaker 01

  More of a slippers man.

• 51:53Matt McCusker?

  True. Hoka, Hoka does make slippers, that would be kinda nice. Yeah, so I spied him when I was in, uh... California, I said, that'd be nice. That would be a nice treat. Still so goddamn cheap. I saw him there and I said, not yet. I can't get, I can't get the hook of slippers just yet. But yeah, that, uh,

• 52:11Matt McCusker?

  one day I'll treat myself. But yeah, dude, come Saturday. What dude? I'd love to hit the track Saturday. We're gonna sprint after. Sign me up. You totally come. Sign me up. I will say sprinting is- Just put out a flyer. Sprinting feels good.

• 52:25Matt McCusker?

  Sprinting is- I'll be there now. Sprinting feels great. It's been a while. That's what I'm saying. I didn't do the first, when I first started doing it, my fingertips would be numb. For like, when I was running, I'd feel the blood just leave my hands. Oh wow. Whoa. Let's get out, you know, cause when you run, you form new veins and capillaries and shit. That's why I really like it. Yeah. It's kinda cool. That is cool. So otherwise just veins are getting clogged and dying every day. And if you run, your body, you're like, you have, instead of like, I mean, you're obviously, I guess it helps your muscles, but like, your vein, you know, you know where I learned that from, by the way? I don't think, I had, when you were gone, I had a penis guy. I did a zoom with the penis guy. Janus. Janus? Janus Biffrance. His name's Janus?

• 53:07Matt McCusker?

  That's like his, like pseudonym for his penis company. That's like his YouTube name. But he was the one explaining to me, like, if you wanna grow your dick, you have to do a lot of cardio, cause that release is a growth hormone. That explains, that explains a lot. I don't know. Now that I'm thinking about it. Bro, I've been shrimping lately. Well, you're working so hard. Once you're done working, once you're back in recovery, you'll get your dong. I think it's not- The dong you deserve from working hard. Dude, I honestly think it's from not, I don't like, I don't touch my dick. That's really fucked up, man. Yeah, I don't even touch it. I, sometimes in bed, I'll start to and go, no. Just like hands on my pants. That's real fucked up. Just my hands, I like my hands on my pants like normal and I'll go, this is nice. And I go, bro, hands off. What if I tugged it? Hands off, mister. What if I pulled on it? Oh, I like that.

• 53:49Matt McCusker?

  No, I got, I got, I got one in the chamber. Enough times passed where I got the bulletin, I got the bulletin this morning going, it's on, I said, ew. Nice. But I'll tell you, man, when you, just, just from like, you know, experimental point of view, just to know the data, when you don't touch it for a while, you think it'd be a raging bull, it just starts to like deflate and die. So like my penis is just dying on my body. It's, which one day, hopefully it'll just completely go, which would be nice. Then I can totally, then I can totally lock in. Then I'll get a five minute mile. Then you're really gonna be running and listening to Aztec books, smoking a cigar without a dick. Then I can really focus. But yeah, I

• 54:25Speaker 01

  I appreciate that that's what you're going for.

• 54:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm done. Dude, it would be so nice to be done with it completely, but I don't think I am because I had very erotic dreams last night that were incredibly troubling. I can't even talk about it.

• 54:36Speaker 01

  They're troubling?

• 54:36Matt McCusker?

  They were so bad, yeah. They were so bad.

• 54:39Speaker 01

  Who was it?

• 54:40Matt McCusker?

  I was just like having sex with my wife so much, dude. It was fucking crazy.

• 54:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, true.

• 54:46Matt McCusker?

  I was just like making my wife come all night in my dreams. It was fucking crazy.

• 54:49Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 54:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was tight. We're actually making a movie, actually. It's pretty tight.

• 54:54Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 54:54Matt McCusker?

  It was, I was being, I was, I had to film myself having sex for a movie last night.

• 54:59Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 55:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, like my wife, obviously, was like blowing me nonstop in preparation of the role.

• 55:05Speaker 01

  Good lord, dude. You gotta jack off.

• 55:11Speaker 01

  You gotta jack off, dude.

• 55:13Matt McCusker?

  It was troubling. The dream

• 55:14Speaker 01

  Enough of this.

• 55:15Matt McCusker?

  The dream came to my head a couple of times during the podcast and I got kind of wobbled. Like, I would just remember new things from it. Like, man, that was so fucked up. That dream was so fucking crazy.

• 55:22Speaker 01

  That's the worst when you get a fucking nasty one.

• 55:24Matt McCusker?

  And not even, not even a wet dream either.

• 55:27Speaker 01

  If you, you better not have a fucking wet dream.

• 55:30Matt McCusker?

  I haven't. I thought last night should have been the night. Not a dribble. Not a dribble, not a drop.

• 55:37Speaker 01

  It's time.

• 55:38Matt McCusker?

  Not a dribble, not a drop. We'll see.

• 55:40Speaker 01

  It's time, Matt.

• 55:41Matt McCusker?

  I've been on the fence a couple of times, dude, but I'm in the brother chat. I can't be the first to fall.

• 55:45Speaker 01

  You're gonna chat about it?

• 55:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, me and my brothers, dude. We're fucking, we talk about not jerking off in the chat.

• 55:50Speaker 01

  Oh, is this where you found out about the Covenant app?

• 55:53Matt McCusker?

  That's what my other friend sent me, the Covenant app, which I was like, that's good information. Thank you.

• 55:57Speaker 01

  Totally brothers and it's not, it's not Gay Bill. It's

• 56:00Matt McCusker?

  It's me, Gay Bill and Tom. Gay Bill hasn't, Gay Bill low key hasn't fapped in the longest out of all of us. My brother Kevin is still holding down fapping rules.

• 56:08Speaker 01

  Shout out, Kev.

• 56:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, actually, I brought him in. He's like, you guys are fucking weird. Get me out of this group chat.

• 56:15Speaker 01

  That's disgusting. Talking to your brothers about it?

• 56:20Matt McCusker?

  Let me re- dude, it's the chat might be the funniest.

• 56:22Speaker 01

  The chat, that's gotta be so funny.

• 56:24Matt McCusker?

  The chat's so funny.

• 56:24Speaker 01

  You, Tom, and Bill?

• 56:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, and K- and Kevin. Reluctantly, and Kevin. Let me see. I'm trying to see the last thing. Everything I see in there, I'm always like, damn, this is the weirdest.

• 56:35Speaker 01

  Let me get in that chat.

• 56:36Matt McCusker?

  I'll say, I'll let you in.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  I'm gonna start talking to you guys some porn and seeing everybody spaz.

• 56:39Matt McCusker?

  Dude, you'll get kicked out of the chat.

• 56:42Speaker 01

  Kick me out. I just wanna get in there and post a hot babe.

• 56:46Speaker 01

  Send the brothers into a spiral.

• 56:51Matt McCusker?

  This is the chat. I won't say who from, wasn't me. Came, I swear to God this wasn't me because this was Sunday. Came super close to a wet dream last night. Subject matter, nevermind, I can't even read that.

• 57:02Matt McCusker?

  Thank you for the update from Kevin. Please let me know when you come in your pants.

• 57:06Speaker 01

  Your brothers?

• 57:08Matt McCusker?

  The other person goes, haha, I sleep naked. I worry my non-guting way is gonna lead to an unplanned pregnancy. My unvaxxed sperm can swim across bed sheets.

• 57:18Speaker 01

  I know who that is.

• 57:20Matt McCusker?

  I told, I, my response actually was, wet dream, totally fine, even ones of homosexual nature, don't worry about it.

• 57:27Speaker 01

  That would suck. That would fucking blow, dude.

• 57:30Matt McCusker?

  Homosexual wet dream would be crazy.

• 57:31Speaker 01

  Homosexual wet dream would suck.

• 57:33Matt McCusker?

  You're gay. At that point, you're, you have to come out to your dad.

• 57:36Speaker 01

  No, dude, it's just a dream. There's nothing, there's nothing you can do.

• 57:39Matt McCusker?

  If you bust, you have to come out to your family and say, guys.

• 57:42Speaker 01

  Last night.

• 57:43Matt McCusker?

  Last night, I had a gay dream.

• 57:44Speaker 01

  You gotta just include your mom and dad in the group chat. Just go. Just go, I had a wet dream to gay sex.

• 57:51Matt McCusker?

  At which I've had a thousand of them, but I've never came. Last night, I fully fucking came. And, uh, I just wanna tell you guys about that now that I'm starting my new lifestyle.

• 58:01Matt McCusker?

  Or just be gay in your dreams. Be like, look, I'm straight as hell, but I'm just.

• 58:03Speaker 01

  It's like, what's that show?

• 58:07Speaker 01

  Severance?

• 58:08Matt McCusker?

  Severance, yes.

• 58:09Speaker 01

  In my dreams, I'm just gay as hell.

• 58:12Matt McCusker?

  There's gotta be someone that every night, I mean, there's gotta be a lot of guys every night who have fucking gay dreams, nuts.

• 58:22Speaker 01

  That's why he was sleeping in the bar. He knew it was coming. That rickshaw got him excited. It was like the only place I can be gay.

• 58:31Matt McCusker?

  Stuck on a rickshaw again.

• 58:34Matt McCusker?

  He's fully, yeah, he passed out at the bar. He was trying to get free use. He's trying to be free.

• 58:37Speaker 01

  He tried to, his mouth was wide open. Almost like he... It wasn't regular. Yeah, he was awake.

• 58:44Matt McCusker?

  He's just doing kegels. Just fucking tightening that thing.

• 58:50Speaker 01

  You gotta jack off.

• 58:52Matt McCusker?

  I thought we were having fun. We're talking about being gay.

• 58:55Speaker 01

  It's time to jack off.

• 58:57Matt McCusker?

  Nah, man. I'm telling you, I came close. Last couple nights, I've been like, fuck it, dude, I can't go. Especially since I'm like, I've just been so shrimped out. I'm like, dude, this is getting crazy.

• 59:07Speaker 01

  That's where you gotta draw a line. Shrimped out.

• 59:10Matt McCusker?

  Let me see how shrimped I can get. I wanna go.

• 59:11Speaker 01

  I appreciate that.

• 59:12Matt McCusker?

  Going all the way micro. Going totally micro. We'll see. If I, dude, if I'm like completely microed again, I might have sex tonight, so... We'll see.

• 59:21Speaker 01

  I hope you do.

• 59:22Matt McCusker?

  If I get like a, at first, it's just fucking log jamming. You have wicked hard ragers, and that's nice.

• 59:28Speaker 01

  Log jamming wicked hard ragers.

• 59:31Matt McCusker?

  And then there was a couple times where I was going, well, I'm not log jamming right now. What the hell? I should be...

• 59:36Speaker 01

  Should be jamming.

• 59:37Matt McCusker?

  I should be jamming right now.

• 59:39Speaker 01

  Fucking gone. Yes.

• 59:41Matt McCusker?

  I should be jam, I should be jamming right now. It's just spaghetti night right now. This fucking bullshit.

• 59:45Speaker 01

  Spaghetti night again. In the moon. Every night.

• 59:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I go, I'm definitely turning 40 this year. I can tell. My body's sending me messages saying, hey, you're turning 40 this year.

• 59:54Speaker 01

  Now you have a penis. Now you have giant balls.

• 1:00:00Matt McCusker?

  We'll see. I'll give you the full update.

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  I smashed my nuts getting out of the car.

• 1:00:03Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 1:00:05Speaker 01

  Today. Yeah, I went and got coffee, and when I got out of the car.

• 1:00:08Matt McCusker?

  What'd you, what'd you sit on him or hit?

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  It's got one of those seats that kinda, yeah.

• 1:00:13Matt McCusker?

  Rips you?

• 1:00:14Speaker 01

  Grip to the bottom of my sack.

• 1:00:15Matt McCusker?

  Ooh.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  Just getting out of the car, I was like, god! Just holding a gun, shit my hands. I was like, oh!

• 1:00:26Matt McCusker?

  I've caught a couple of full rockers in the nuts, like not too long, where like I screamed.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:31Matt McCusker?

  My Chloe's three, so they're at the age.

• 1:00:33Speaker 01

  We hate rap and our balls are getting big.

• 1:00:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:35Speaker 01

  It's true. We're geez'd up.

• 1:00:37Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I've, I got like an off the ropes elbow, full like off our coffee table.

• 1:00:41Speaker 01

  Slant, yeah.

• 1:00:42Matt McCusker?

  It's insane, dude. Fully through. Also, dude, like, I was taking a shit this morning and I was like, it smelled so, it smelled awful.

• 1:00:52Speaker 01

  It was a new smell.

• 1:00:53Matt McCusker?

  It really was. It was.

• 1:00:54Speaker 01

  It's always alarming when you unlock, when you're taking a shit, you're like, wait a second, this is a new one?

• 1:00:59Matt McCusker?

  This is pond mixed with, yeah, it's, it was bad. It was, it was very, very like, yeah, Aqua, Aqua Bay smell and the, uh, dude, and like my fucking, like my kids think it's funny to like bust in on me when I'm taking a shit, which it is.

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  They got it from their daddy.

• 1:01:15Matt McCusker?

  But they got hit.

• 1:01:16Speaker 01

  True.

• 1:01:18Matt McCusker?

  They got hit with the wall of smells. I watched my one kid walk in like, heh, ah, and just like ran out of the room and I was like, you get the fuck out of here.

• 1:01:26Speaker 01

  Swamp thing was in there.

• 1:01:28Matt McCusker?

  You feel so powerful, dude.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  That is nice.

• 1:01:31Matt McCusker?

  It was a muck.

• 1:01:31Speaker 01

  People trying to play a prank on you, go, well, how about this?

• 1:01:33Matt McCusker?

  How about bang?

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  Powers.

• 1:01:35Matt McCusker?

  Hit the invisible wall. It was like.

• 1:01:37Speaker 01

  You use the force field.

• 1:01:37Matt McCusker?

  Confused. I used the force on her. Felt so, cause you know when you come in on your dad smells and you go, oh my God. Being on the other end of that is fucking nice.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's nice.

• 1:01:46Matt McCusker?

  Just full doors. I think I was wiping my ass and I was like, get out of here. She go, oh.

• 1:01:52Speaker 01

  I did, did we talk about it in LA? I hit, I hit my babe with one of those.

• 1:01:56Matt McCusker?

  Did you?

• 1:01:56Speaker 01

  She came back. I just took a dump and she came back in the hotel room and it was crazy. It was a new smell dump. It was like, what is happening? She came in, it was like, holy shit, this whole, the whole hotel stunk. She had to open the door, the doors on the balcony. I was laying in bed like, shut the fuck up. I just shit, you don't.

• 1:02:15Matt McCusker?

  They love it, dude.

• 1:02:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, she was, everybody loves it.

• 1:02:17Matt McCusker?

  They love it.

• 1:02:18Speaker 01

  Shaming someone for his stinky dump is so funny.

• 1:02:20Matt McCusker?

  I'm saying they love the stinky dump. They fucking love it, dude. They, every second of it, they're going, oh my God, this stinks so bad. And they go, ah.

• 1:02:30Matt McCusker?

  They fucking love it.

• 1:02:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:32Matt McCusker?

  They're like soothsayers. They can only see your future when they smell your dump. They smell the dump and they go, and they have visions like the fucking three eyed raven.

• 1:02:43Speaker 01

  What's, what's the consensus in the brothers chat about?

• 1:02:46Matt McCusker?

  It's kinda quiet right now.

• 1:02:47Speaker 01

  No, I mean, just like, I'm sure you guys are all bragging about benefits.

• 1:02:50Matt McCusker?

  No, man, it's, it's actually, fucking my brother sent me this shit. He sent me a... He sent me this, it's just a babe.

• 1:02:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:57Matt McCusker?

  And then I was like, on my phone, my one over my shoulder, she was, "Dad, are you talking to your girlfriend?" I was like, "Yo, what the fuck?"

• 1:03:03Speaker 01

  God damn.

• 1:03:04Matt McCusker?

  "I have a fucking girlfriend." "So where the hell are you getting that from?" She's like, "I don't know." And I, I was like, "Wouldn't you be mad if daddy had a girlfriend?"

• 1:03:11Speaker 01

  Would you be cool with that?

• 1:03:14Speaker 01

  You know, like, who cares, right?

• 1:03:16Matt McCusker?

  Are you chill? I guess your generation, it won't even matter by then.

• 1:03:20Speaker 01

  Your generation.

• 1:03:20Matt McCusker?

  You guys should understand.

• 1:03:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, let me, uh, let me say, I'll say, almost...

• 1:03:27Speaker 01

  I'd imagine there's some bragging going on.

• 1:03:29Matt McCusker?

  I mean, yeah, dude.

• 1:03:30Speaker 01

  It's typically...

• 1:03:31Matt McCusker?

  In the be- it's been pretty quiet, that's why I'm kind of...

• 1:03:33Speaker 01

  I think you guys are hitting the, yeah...

• 1:03:34Matt McCusker?

  At first, it was nothing but like, yeah, at first, dude, look, at first, it was this. Just a guy, cool guy, long hair, and now my brother's sending me slightly goon material. I'm like, "Yo, bro, chill, man."

• 1:03:48Speaker 01

  Who's gonna break first, you think?

• 1:03:49Matt McCusker?

  I don't know, man, me, probably. That's why I'm trying not to be the weak link.

• 1:03:53Speaker 01

  People could also be fibbing.

• 1:03:55Matt McCusker?

  Dude, fibbing about not doing it is where, I've said it before, it's where you end up with like, boys in a motel room. If you fib about fibbing, then you just...

• 1:04:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you end up fucking...

• 1:04:04Speaker 01

  Doing something bad.

• 1:04:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:06Matt McCusker?

  Cause you go, "What else could I, what other secrets could I..."

• 1:04:08Speaker 01

  I can get away with anything.

• 1:04:09Matt McCusker?

  True. I'm gonna text him now, be like, "I hope every day is a beautiful mystery for you."

• 1:04:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Enigmas.

• 1:04:16Matt McCusker?

  Those, those letters were crazy, bro.

• 1:04:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:18Matt McCusker?

  Do you think Trump had swag like that back in the day?

• 1:04:20Speaker 01

  I think he did have swag.

• 1:04:21Matt McCusker?

  Hit up his boy, I... Sound, I don't know, man. That's like one of those ones that's so spot on that you're like, somebody, that'd be a genius to come up with that.

• 1:04:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:30Matt McCusker?

  "You're a beautiful enigma." "May every day be a beautiful mystery for you, my friend." "Stay mysterious."

• 1:04:38Speaker 01

  That's, if he wrote that, I'm done with him.

• 1:04:41Matt McCusker?

  It's kind of, I mean, it is hyper swag.

• 1:04:45Speaker 01

  It is a lot of swag.

• 1:04:46Matt McCusker?

  To just write a pedophile letter, be like, "You're a beautiful little mystery."

• 1:04:49Speaker 01

  A little secret, "You're my secret."

• 1:04:52Matt McCusker?

  Although those dudes... Yeah, I mean, I, yeah, that's, nevermind.

• 1:04:55Speaker 01

  I like that everyone's running with the Epstein thing now.

• 1:04:57Matt McCusker?

  What do you mean?

• 1:04:58Speaker 01

  They're just like, Trump's on the list. It's like, yeah, we've, we all knew that.

• 1:05:01Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:01Speaker 01

  The whole time.

• 1:05:02Matt McCusker?

  We knew it. Although everyone was holding out hope that he was with the staff.

• 1:05:07Speaker 01

  You could still be on the list and hang out with the staff, dude.

• 1:05:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:10Speaker 01

  If you go, if you went and hung out with the staff, you're on the list.

• 1:05:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I, I, I'll be honest, I turned, I heard he was on the list and I turned kind of a blind eye where I was just kinda like,

• 1:05:18Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 1:05:20Matt McCusker?

  I knew it, I was like, we'll see what comes out, but.

• 1:05:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:23Matt McCusker?

  I was more focused on Gates, cause I was like, at least they didn't hang out after he was.

• 1:05:26Speaker 01

  You want Gates.

• 1:05:27Matt McCusker?

  I want, yeah.

• 1:05:28Speaker 01

  You'll bring him down.

• 1:05:29Matt McCusker?

  I do. Well, also, apparently it's like on the record, they're hanging out after he was busted as a pedo.

• 1:05:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:34Matt McCusker?

  So I, in my head, I was going, and I, you know, I don't, whatever, I'm not like the biggest Trump supporter, but it's like, maybe he hung out with him before he was convicted pedo.

• 1:05:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:44Matt McCusker?

  But I, is there any info on that? Like, did they bro down after the conviction? That's, that's the real.

• 1:05:48Speaker 01

  When was the, the first one in Florida?

• 1:05:53Speaker 01

  Was it late 90s? Oh, oh, okay. It was like 07. It was under Obama. Oh, nevermind.

• 1:06:00Matt McCusker?

  Didn't, didn't Trump spaz after, like, the Epstein stuff didn't go as well? Didn't he like, I'll arrest Obama as like a recovery? Such a funny thing. But dude, you're pedophile, but dude, I'll arrest Obama.

• 1:06:10Speaker 01

  I'll arrest Barack Obama. If you guys keep calling me a pedophile, I'm gonna arrest Barack Obama.

• 1:06:16Speaker 01

  2008, okay. So that was, uh, yeah, that was during Obama.

• 1:06:21Matt McCusker?

  So, okay, so Epstein got busted during Obama?

• 1:06:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, but all the Trump stuff is from pre the, the bust, you know?

• 1:06:32Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying. Did he chill with him after the bust? That's the, that's the million dollar thing. That's the million dollar question. Was he his beautiful mystery then?

• 1:06:41Matt McCusker?

  That's the question.

• 1:06:45Speaker 01

  Well, we'll find out next week.

• 1:06:47Matt McCusker?

  True, stay tuned.

• 1:06:49Speaker 01

  Stay tuned.

• 1:06:51Speaker 01

  Goodbye.

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