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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:44Paige DeSorbo?

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• 2:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 2:06Speaker 01

  Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 2:18Hannah Berner?

  What's up, my golden gigglers?

• 2:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Um.

• 2:25Hannah Berner?

  Wait, Grace said we have to do something professional.

• 2:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 2:28Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah, she said we have to promote our upcoming shows. Nashville, New Orleans, St. Augustine, Hollywood, Florida, Tacoma, Portland, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City.

• 2:40Paige DeSorbo?

  And let's not forget we're performing at Radio City this week. I've been watching stand-ups of people that have filmed them at Radio City just to like, watch the...

• 2:49Hannah Berner?

  Just to get the vibes?

• 2:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Just to get the vibes of the area.

• 2:52Hannah Berner?

  It's funny, that would get me more nervous.

• 2:54Paige DeSorbo?

  It's, yeah, I think it's bad.

• 2:54Hannah Berner?

  I feel like that's, that's the worst thing you could possibly do.

• 2:57Paige DeSorbo?

  That's crazy, because I did take a beta blocker whilst watching it. I was like, wow, that's gonna be crazy.

• 3:01Hannah Berner?

  I like, it sucks, but I realize that like, life is just about not thinking about what you're doing. Because the second you're aware of what you're doing, you fuck it up. But like, you want to be able to think about what you're doing when you're doing it, but it turns out like...

• 3:13Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you want to live, but like, people don't let you.

• 3:16Hannah Berner?

  Look, everyone just get a lobotomy, things will work out. That's the newest thing. Speaking of surgeries, rest in peace to Denise Richards' breast augmentations.

• 3:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Did she get a boob job?

• 3:29Hannah Berner?

  Two of her breast implants...

• 3:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Exploded?

• 3:32Hannah Berner?

  Wait, ruptured. That was the word they used, which is scary as fuck. Ruptured during...

• 3:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I wonder if you know right when it happens. Like, truly, I wonder if you can feel it inside of you of like, I just popped a bag.

• 3:45Hannah Berner?

  When I was at a tennis academy, I had this like, huge muscle trainer. And he walks up to me one day and he's like, "Whatever you do, don't get breast implants." And I was like, "I'm 14." Like, why are you saying that to me? It was like, so weird. And he goes, "'Cause my girlfriend, she was trying to open the car, and something poked her, and she punctured, and it blew up her breast implant." And I was like, "Okay, noted, thank you."

• 4:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's another reason why I went against getting a boob job. If something is going to happen medically, I know it's gonna happen to me. Like, I know I'd be the type of body to be like, "We don't want this," and like, reject it.

• 4:24Hannah Berner?

  Rejecting it.

• 4:25Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's what happened to Paris Hilton. She got a boob job like, years ago, and her body like, truly rejected them, and she got them taken out right away.

• 4:35Hannah Berner?

  It's like Muth cocaine.

• 4:42Hannah Berner?

  And weed and melatonin. I took a Lummy Gummi.

• 4:45Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's funny? Whenever I talk about you to people that don't know you, I always say, I'm like, she's so pure, like, no, she's never smoked a cigarette. That's like the number one thing I say.

• 4:56Hannah Berner?

  I realize, like, if you just look at me, I look like a pothead, like, I haven't brushed my hair, I'm giggling and constantly snacking, like, everything about me says pothead.

• 5:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone, everything about you says she's high. I mean, even your shirt right now, that's a stoner ass shirt.

• 5:10Hannah Berner?

  No. I identify as a stoner.

• 5:14Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, I don't want kids, I just want to smoke weed.

• 5:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, wait, I have-

• 5:20Hannah Berner?

  What do we, yeah, what's the update?

• 5:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I have something very important to bring up.

• 5:24Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 5:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know if you know, like-

• 5:28Hannah Berner?

  I don't know.

• 5:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, let's say it's like, it was probably like 2012 and I, not to brag, but one of my biggest modeling jobs would be, like, shoe, like, shoe fit modeling, because I am the perfect size seven. So like, I would go into showrooms and when buyers were coming to buy certain lines of shoes, I would be the model with the shoes on. So I would see the shoes before the next season of like what they're buying. And I remember being there one time and I was presented with a sneaker wedge. And I was like, oh my god, I'm obsessed. Like, I, what are these freaking shoes, I love them. And I made them give me a pair, like, when I was done.

• 6:14Paige DeSorbo?

  So I was like in Albany, having zero business rocking a fucking sneaker wedge, like, I was a wag.

• 6:20Hannah Berner?

  On the ice.

• 6:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Loved it. They're coming back, like, full force. And I just feel like you are the epitome of, sorry, Croc, sorry, Croc. But I just feel like you are a sneaker wedge girly.

• 6:35Hannah Berner?

  I feel like you just called me a Miranda.

• 6:39Hannah Berner?

  This is, okay, okay.

• 6:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and this is.

• 6:41Hannah Berner?

  I have a lot of, let me process.

• 6:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 6:43Hannah Berner?

  Because I feel like sneaker wedges, they were like in for a bit, but they were never.

• 6:49Paige DeSorbo?

  They were in for like a second.

• 6:50Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they were never considered.

• 6:51Paige DeSorbo?

  They were very, like, they weren't in, in the country, like, no one wore them in Albany. I remember being like, feeling like a freak, but like in New York City, everyone wore them for like a year.

• 7:02Hannah Berner?

  I wore, I think I wore them, this is my thing, I love Crocs so much and I love my heeled wedged Crocs. So like, I don't know, if, if the right sneaker wedge comes across my desk.

• 7:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 7:16Hannah Berner?

  I will.

• 7:17Paige DeSorbo?

  You will.

• 7:18Hannah Berner?

  I'm into like the sneaker loafers that are New Balance, everyone's been sending me and I was like, give me seventeen of them right now.

• 7:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I don't know if I've seen the sneaker loafer.

• 7:26Hannah Berner?

  It's like a silver, like, New Balance, but as a loafer.

• 7:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 7:30Hannah Berner?

  Well, we have such different algorithms, because this is the only thing on my algorithm right now.

• 7:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of algorithm, unpopular opinion.

• 7:36Hannah Berner?

  Yep, I know what you're gonna say.

• 7:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Really unpopular. I can't fucking wait for TikTok to be gone.

• 7:42Hannah Berner?

  No, samezies.

• 7:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I need my life back.

• 7:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone's like, oh, I'm not, I'm not gonna learn anything.

• 7:48Hannah Berner?

  I miss my family.

• 7:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I miss being dumb. I miss not knowing a goddamn thing. Ignorance is bliss and I enjoy it.

• 7:55Hannah Berner?

  Everyone's posting the funniest stuff of like, me saying bye to my Chinese spy.

• 8:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Or like, doing like the Congress thing, it's like, are you Chinese? No, so you are. Nope, I'm not, like.

• 8:07Hannah Berner?

  I always, what I do like about TikTok is it understands me more than anyone, but also what I hate about it is it understands me more than anyone.

• 8:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's intrusive.

• 8:17Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, it's super intrusive. I like that it tells me what to buy, like, I don't wanna have to search for what I need, like, it tells me, like, you're gonna like this, and I'm like, thank you, give me seventeen of them right now. But also with the mental health stuff, not to age ourselves, but we were the WebMD generation. Like you got a sniffle, you went on WebMD, it told you were gonna die and that was your fate.

• 8:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:39Hannah Berner?

  Like, and before I had to search to be diagnosed with something, where now it just like comes at you all day.

• 8:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's like, do you hate?

• 8:46Hannah Berner?

  Sleep paralysis, like everything.

• 8:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you eat cheese? Okay, you have a problem. It's like, oh, man.

• 8:51Hannah Berner?

  Then with all the information, like, it's been crazy to see what size of TikTok I'll be on. Where I'll be like, once you see three videos of people saying the same thing, you believe it.

• 9:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 9:03Hannah Berner?

  So like the misinformation that's spread is crazy. From beauty stuff to politics to current events and like, ah, no one is above. Like if three of your friends say something, it's a thing.

• 9:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 9:18Hannah Berner?

  That's just a fact. And TikTok, for every, all the information that we've been able to like, spread that's been great, has equally been like, the bullying and the lying.

• 9:29Paige DeSorbo?

  And I want to be honest, I have learned things on TikTok. Have I implemented them into my life? Certainly not.

• 9:34Hannah Berner?

  Have I saved four thousand workouts and recipes that I've never once gone back on?

• 9:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Never, I've never once gone back to a workout. And I save a ton of them. I'm like, ooh, that's a good one to do at home.

• 9:45Hannah Berner?

  Oh, a hundred percent. I've sent it to you and been like, if I'm not gonna use it, you're not gonna use it either. I do feel bad for the people who blew up because they are so talented and Hollywood would have never given them a time of day.

• 9:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 10:00Hannah Berner?

  But the people chose them and they, and they were able to grow that.

• 10:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I just think it has significantly impacted my mental health based on alone, the amount of time I spend on it. Like I, when I get off TikTok at night to like fall asleep, I have to like, sit there for twenty minutes and like decompress a little. One of my favorite things to do is decompress. But like, it, like, it's too over stimulating and I'm like, I'm actually ready for, to have my nights back.

• 10:32Hannah Berner?

  But sometimes TikTok, the algorithm's bad. Like, I saw a video of a girl like with a, a mustache. And she's like, would you date the male version of yourself? So I watched it and it was funny. But then it showed me like thirty more videos of that. And I'm like, I don't, I'm not that interested in that. That, that's like my thing now. Like, show me girls with mustaches. So eh, look, there's pros and cons, but not to get big picture here, but I feel like I have a niece.

• 11:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 11:00Hannah Berner?

  You know, I'm an aunt.

• 11:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 11:02Hannah Berner?

  She's very important. I FaceTime her all the time and then hang up when she gets cranky. She is given like strict screen time.

• 11:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:11Hannah Berner?

  And there's like proven studies about like the development of your brain. So I think it's starting with kids, but I think like in ten, twenty years, like adults are gonna be put on like a screen.

• 11:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I think.

• 11:22Hannah Berner?

  Thing.

• 11:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I think if people aren't all ready, people will be going to rehab for.

• 11:28Hannah Berner?

  Put me in it right now.

• 11:29Paige DeSorbo?

  But no, actually.

• 11:30Hannah Berner?

  Give me seventeen of them.

• 11:31Paige DeSorbo?

  In it right now.

• 11:33Hannah Berner?

  I just, I never get mad about a social media app closing, cuz we all know social media is not good for us.

• 11:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, like something else will pop up, people will be fine, but.

• 11:44Hannah Berner?

  People will be fine.

• 11:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:46Hannah Berner?

  People are telling people where to go, which is kind of, it feels like um, when you're waiting for a train.

• 11:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 11:52Hannah Berner?

  And you don't know what the train is gonna be, and then they announce the train and everyone starts running towards the train track.

• 11:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I will say, as a, as a group of millennials, we are funny on there. You know, like, we've never been more together as a country, knowing that like something's going away. So like, I'm happy for the camaraderie.

• 12:10Hannah Berner?

  Oh, like, all the millennials are happy?

• 12:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm saying like, everyone's band together of being like, this app is gonna be gone soon, like, say whatever the fuck you, like, people are being really funny.

• 12:20Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 12:20Paige DeSorbo?

  On it, and I appreciate that.

• 12:22Hannah Berner?

  It's funny cuz mine is like people crying. It's.

• 12:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Really?

• 12:25Hannah Berner?

  Cuz it's like the LA fires, which are so fucked up.

• 12:28Paige DeSorbo?

  So fucked up.

• 12:28Hannah Berner?

  And then like a twenty-two-year-old crying about TikTok, and I'm like, let's get our priorities in order.

• 12:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Which Giggly Squad, we just designed a T-shirt for the LA fires, and we're going to give all the proceeds to a charity that we pick. If you guys have any charities that are, you're like really passionate about, send them to us.

• 12:47Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, we're like vetting, cuz I feel like, it's like if we're gonna give money, I wanna give it to the right places and.

• 12:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, and make sure it's like going to where you actually say it's going to. Sometimes these like big ones, I'm like.

• 12:57Hannah Berner?

  Is it hitting the right people?

• 12:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, look, GoFundMes are great, but you really do have to check them out.

• 13:04Hannah Berner?

  Make sure it's a friend who knows the person.

• 13:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:06Hannah Berner?

  This, cuz during strifling times, is that a crazy?

• 13:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Strifling?

• 13:10Hannah Berner?

  Way to describe it? What does strifle mean? Chris, what does strifle mean?

• 13:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Strifling times? I don't think that's a word.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  It's not a real word, first of all. Urban dictionary.

• 13:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Stifling? You're talking about stifling.

• 13:26Hannah Berner?

  Stifling.

• 13:27Speaker 03

  She said, uh, her urban dictionary says a combination of the words strife and trifle. Strife meaning difficulty, trifle meaning not really very important. So maybe, maybe not strifling.

• 13:36Hannah Berner?

  Definitely not strifling.

• 13:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Definitely not.

• 13:39Hannah Berner?

  Wait, strifling is my life, though. Not important?

• 13:41Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I've been strifling. No, I'm not getting it. I've been strifling for like two weeks now.

• 13:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not okay.

• 13:50Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can we normalize strifling?

• 13:54Paige DeSorbo?

  The origin is Italian. And if you use it in a sentence.

• 14:00Hannah Berner?

  Being really upset about things that don't matter.

• 14:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:03Hannah Berner?

  No, but I didn't realize everyone I know lives in LA.

• 14:07Paige DeSorbo?

  It's crazy. It's devastating. I, I couldn't imagine, I, I just couldn't imagine.

• 14:12Hannah Berner?

  It is so funny, too, with all the technology and we're so, you know, advanced, we have cyber trucks, that, first of all, we can't figure out how to turn on a TV with less than two remotes.

• 14:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:21Hannah Berner?

  Second of all, that, like, something so basic as fire, like, we can't.

• 14:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they couldn't.

• 14:29Hannah Berner?

  It's, it's almost where like, the world will always beat us. Like, the environment will always be like, gotcha, bitches.

• 14:35Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like, they didn't have water.

• 14:37Hannah Berner?

  No, it's so scary.

• 14:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, that's so fucked.

• 14:39Hannah Berner?

  And there's nothing you could do. Um, but shout out, I feel like, in LA, everyone needs to remember, like, yeah, it's huge mansions and famous people, and then tons and tons of normal fucking people with houses.

• 14:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, the Pacific Palisades, I feel like those houses, like,

• 14:56Paige DeSorbo?

  that's such a nice area that I feel like those houses are passed down generation to generation. Like, people have lived there for years. It's not just, like, celebrities. It's like, those are family homes.

• 15:06Hannah Berner?

  Also, New Yorkers, we all live in, like, tiny apartments, so when people are like, we lost our house, I'm like, holy shit.

• 15:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Holy shit. Holy shit. Someone posted, was like, I don't own jeans anymore.

• 15:17Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I know.

• 15:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's like, oh my god, like, that's, I could not imagine losing. Everything in a fire.

• 15:23Hannah Berner?

  And also, if you're there, they're just saying like, the air quality is so fucking bad. So like, don't be a hero, wear a fucking mask.

• 15:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:31Hannah Berner?

  Look, I'm gonna be going full mom on people. So I hope Denise Richard's boobs are okay.

• 15:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, and that's how we started.

• 15:38Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she ruptured both her boobs. Um, I watched Anora.

• 15:43Paige DeSorbo?

  You did? Okay. Wait, when you were talking about it on the pod, I thought you had watched it.

• 15:48Hannah Berner?

  No, I don't talk about things that I've watched.

• 15:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't talk, and I don't talk about things that I know.

• 15:53Hannah Berner?

  So we're on the same page. Now, my one note for Anora was that I think I was being a little like, I'm from Brooklyn, I'll tell you how to talk if you're from Brooklyn. And I did, like, part of her accent, I'd be like, oh, I don't know if that hit, because like, something like water, she'd be like, water.

• 16:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Once I watched it, I knew what you were saying.

• 16:13Hannah Berner?

  You could just tell that she was a girl from LA, doing a very good Brooklyn accent.

• 16:18Paige DeSorbo?

  She's a phenomenal actress.

• 16:21Hannah Berner?

  But I was also like, like, for her to go from, hi, I'm Mikey Madison, I'm so excited to be a part of this film, to talking like this.

• 16:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:31Hannah Berner?

  You motherfucker.

• 16:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:33Hannah Berner?

  I mean, honestly, it was

• 16:35Paige DeSorbo?

  She was so good.

• 16:35Hannah Berner?

  It was low-key a dream role for me. And I think I was jealous.

• 16:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 16:41Hannah Berner?

  I was like, that was for me.

• 16:42Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's so big of you to admit that. And that's how I feel about Ariana Grande.

• 16:47Paige DeSorbo?

  And just maybe jealous of her.

• 16:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I don't want her to be Audrey Hepburn because I want her to be me.

• 16:55Hannah Berner?

  No, but people are saying that she's dressing like Audrey Hepburn. Audrey. Do I call her Aubrey?

• 17:00Paige DeSorbo?

  That's okay.

• 17:01Hannah Berner?

  That would have been, I'm so sorry.

• 17:04Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not my mom or anything.

• 17:06Hannah Berner?

  Aubrey would have changed her whole brand.

• 17:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Whole brand.

• 17:09Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but she's dressing like with the little bang and stuff.

• 17:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Which I did first at the CFDA Awards, but anyhow.

• 17:14Hannah Berner?

  We're not comparing, we're not, we're not comparing.

• 17:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we're not.

• 17:17Hannah Berner?

  Wait, for anyone in a relationship, not you. For anyone.

• 17:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, sorry. You're not in a relationship anymore.

• 17:28Hannah Berner?

  I was on stage and I have a joke about how like I never, um, I'm gonna say it.

• 17:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:35Hannah Berner?

  How no one asked me when I'm gonna have kids. And that me and you will be getting interviewed and they'll be like Paige, when are you gonna move to Charleston? And then the crowd like kind of groaned and I was like, oh, like rest in peace. And everyone was like, ah! And I'm like, but then they'll look at me and then go back and be like Paige, when are you gonna move to Charleston? I'm like, I'm fully married. And no one has any question about me. But also I do have to say, it is so hard to be in a public relationship. Like you, doesn't I thrive by like people not asking us questions about us?

• 18:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Right now.

• 18:09Hannah Berner?

  We don't have, imagine having like your worst friends commenting on what they think your relationship's about. That's what the internet is.

• 18:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Or like what you're doing. I'm like, wait a minute.

• 18:18Hannah Berner?

  Imagine your shittiest friends hanging out with you and you not telling them anything about what's going on with you, but they like saw you. And then they go in the cab and talk to their friend, gossiping about you, what they think's going on and you can hear it. That's the internet.

• 18:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the internet is literally someone texting you accidentally about yourself and then trying to cover it up when you say something like.

• 18:39Hannah Berner?

  But like based off of no information.

• 18:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I've always wanted to be more consistent with strength training, but my biggest problem is getting to the gym and thinking, okay, now what? I'll do a few exercises. I remember maybe a pull up, something I saved on Instagram, but there's never really any planning behind it. That's what I've been loving about the ladder app. I open it and my workout is already planned for me by an expert coach. I know exactly what exercises I'm doing, how many sets, how many reps, and the in ear coaching gives me cues and motivation throughout the workout. It genuinely feels like having a personal trainer in my headphones. I love using this whenever I'm in hotels. I've been using it for a while now and I see and also feel myself getting stronger each day because of ladder.

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• 23:43Paige DeSorbo?

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• 23:47Paige DeSorbo?

  My favorite thing, actually, this whole weekend was, people were mad at me for a lot of things, but like, none of them had to do, honestly, pertain to me.

• 23:54Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 23:54Paige DeSorbo?

  But the one thing that did pertain to me, that was like, actually true, was people were like, "Oh, she thinks that she's a New Yorker, like, she's from Albany." First of all, yes, I am from Albany. And second, I am a New Yorker because I've lived here for 10 years. But thirdly, they were like, "A true New Yorker would never wear Eagles, like, outfit or like, another team." And I just want to say, I'm a fair weather fan. Like, if there's one thing-

• 24:21Hannah Berner?

  You were never out here saying, "I represent New York sports."

• 24:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, if there's one thing about me, I don't give a fuck about your sports. Yeah.

• 24:28Hannah Berner?

  What about me? If the color matches my shoes, I'm wearing it.

• 24:31Paige DeSorbo?

  If my friend sends me a dope jacket to any team, I'm wearing it. Kristen, can we shout out to Kristen?

• 24:38Hannah Berner?

  And I'm not trying to turn on people, but do you not support?

• 24:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Women in the arts?

• 24:42Hannah Berner?

  Women in the arts and small businesses, actually huge businesses, but do you not support women entrepreneurship?

• 24:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that Kristen is going-

• 24:48Hannah Berner?

  Female founded companies?

• 24:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I genuinely think that she is going to become a billionaire on her own.

• 24:54Hannah Berner?

  Wow, I just got like titillated.

• 24:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I think she just changed the whole course of like NFL.

• 25:00Hannah Berner?

  Can you Google titillated? I feel like that was the wrong word too.

• 25:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that actually I think was right.

• 25:04Hannah Berner?

  No, but like I just, it got me so excited because she's so fucking talented and she's being, what does it mean, Chris?

• 25:11Speaker 03

  It means stimulate or excite, especially in a sexual way.

• 25:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 25:14Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 25:15Paige DeSorbo?

  And that was right.

• 25:16Hannah Berner?

  And that was fucking accurate.

• 25:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and the other thing is she's so fucking nice and like gracious and sweet. Like she DM'd me and she was like, I want to send you a jacket. And I was like, send me whatever one you want. And then I was going to the Eagles game and I was like, perfect. My outfit's gonna hit.

• 25:31Hannah Berner?

  Wait, Kristen, I will buy it. Can I buy a Knicks or a Mets or a?

• 25:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she only does NFL.

• 25:40Paige DeSorbo?

  But she's gonna expand.

• 25:41Hannah Berner?

  Well, yeah, she will expand. She's expanding as we speak.

• 25:44Paige DeSorbo?

  No, as we speak, she's taking over the world.

• 25:45Hannah Berner?

  What I was gonna say about relationships that you wouldn't know about is that my, my latest thing is, yeah, the concept of keeping score. Like I was talking to my friend who was like, you ever feel like he accuses you of this and then you didn't do that? It's a lot of like, I'm not, if you're keeping score, that's on you. I'm not keeping score. And this goes from like little household chores to whatever. And just like, my biggest advice for marriage is a reminder that like, you're not competing.

• 26:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 26:14Hannah Berner?

  You both are on the same team and the second you guys start keeping score against each other, like that's just, that's a fight ready to happen.

• 26:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Hundred percent.

• 26:21Hannah Berner?

  So, um, my new line is, are you keeping score? Cause I'm not keeping score.

• 26:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I can count that high.

• 26:26Hannah Berner?

  I'm illiterate and I don't know numbers.

• 26:29Paige DeSorbo?

  And here's the other thing, I don't care.

• 26:31Hannah Berner?

  Period. Period. No, it's time to keep score. We are strifling out in these streets.

• 26:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm strifling. Wait, let's, so Saturday morning?

• 26:44Hannah Berner?

  We try so hard not to get in trouble. It's actually a miracle.

• 26:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I.

• 26:47Hannah Berner?

  It's a miracle.

• 26:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I truly try so hard. I'm like, oh, I'm not even doing anything.

• 26:52Hannah Berner?

  We will like, listen to pods, be like, did we say anything to attack anyone?

• 26:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I really need like Us Weekly and People Magazine and Page Six to stop listening to Giggly Squad and taking the craziest things and writing an article because it's like, we're joking about everything. So I wake up Saturday morning and I'm getting a FaceTime from Hannah Berner and I answer it. And there's Marcelo Hernandez. We're on a three-way. I said, I said, wow.

• 27:18Hannah Berner?

  Did you feel?

• 27:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I got nervous. I go, shoot, I did something.

• 27:21Hannah Berner?

  You guys keep me score.

• 27:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Right in the moment, I go, I did something. I said something. What the fuck did I say?

• 27:26Hannah Berner?

  I saw your face. You look, because with me, you never feel like you're in trouble. You literally were like, what did I do?

• 27:30Paige DeSorbo?

  What did I do? And when I told this story about how I texted Marcelo and I said like, oh yeah. And he was like, fuck yeah. Like, I didn't mean to make it sound like that was a direct quote from Marcelo. When I initially told Marcelo that everyone thought that I cheated on my boyfriend with him, his initial reaction was lol what? And then he never responded again. But in the story, I was like, yeah, he didn't give a fuck. He was like, fuck yeah. Like, who cares? Then articles come out being like, Marcelo's exact quotes after he found out. And I, Marcelo was like, you're really fucking me over here. And so I felt so bad.

• 28:06Hannah Berner?

  No, he was being so funny. He goes, so you said when the rumor came out that we were dating, I responded and said, fuck yeah. I've never said fuck yeah anytime in my, I would never say fuck yeah. I go, sorry, did you say kick ass? Like, what did you say exactly?

• 28:22Paige DeSorbo?

  He said lol what? Who is this?

• 28:23Hannah Berner?

  So he goes, how did you get my number? He did not say fuck yeah.

• 28:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. So anyway, that was like a bomb I had to defuse over the weekend. So I'll only get like 7,000 more. And I'm like, I don't even know what you guys are talking about. So I just wanted to wear a cool jacket.

• 28:40Hannah Berner?

  But we did have fun with our dads on the next, at the next game. It was like a full, full circle moment to like.

• 28:48Hannah Berner?

  We took, we got those tickets. We took our dad to that, those games.

• 28:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, we got those tickets because the owner of MSG owns Radio City. And so because we sold out Radio City two days in a row, they were like, oh, here are some Knicks tickets. And obviously, we were like, we'll bring our dads.

• 29:09Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and Paige the whole time was making fun of our brothers, being like, where are they now?

• 29:13Paige DeSorbo?

  And your dad loved it. The only thing I cared about that night was making your dad laugh. And I did it in the first half and I was like, I can go home.

• 29:21Hannah Berner?

  Do you feel like when you're hanging out with my dad, it was like, kind of like hanging out with me at all?

• 29:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Exactly.

• 29:26Hannah Berner?

  Are we not the same person?

• 29:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone was saying like, oh my god, our dads are so us-coded. I loved it so much. Like, me and my dad's outfits actually kind of matched, like, his shoes matched my jacket. And you and your dad were very, like, sports.

• 29:42Hannah Berner?

  Paige's dad and Paige are sitting and like, so calm, collected, look great.

• 29:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I have another story. No, keep going.

• 29:51Hannah Berner?

  Oh, no, I know what you're gonna say.

• 29:52Paige DeSorbo?

  So then, my dad is, my dad, I would say that I have a very split personality of like, I can be my dad and then I can also be my mom, but the majority, I would say, I am my dad.

• 30:08Hannah Berner?

  Yep, same.

• 30:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And so like, when he's out in public, I know he gets socially, like, anxious and awkward. And here's the other thing, he can't hear very well. So he gets even more nervous that like, he's not gonna be able to hear what someone's saying to him and he's not gonna-

• 30:22Hannah Berner?

  He's also like, a little shy. Like, he's not trying to-

• 30:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, he's so shy. He's extremely shy.

• 30:27Hannah Berner?

  The party's here!

• 30:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Unless you, like, fully know my dad, he's not showing his personality. He's black cat.

• 30:34Hannah Berner?

  And he likes a one-on-one. Like, when I'm one-on-one with him, he's chatty, shy, chatty. But like, if we're in a group, he plays security guard. He stands by the door. He makes sure everyone is okay.

• 30:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Looking at the exits. He also, like, does not do things with my mom. Like, this was a really big deal for him.

• 30:49Hannah Berner?

  You knew that without your mom?

• 30:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, without my mom.

• 30:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 30:52Paige DeSorbo?

  To go somewhere and my mom not be involved. Like, he was anxious.

• 30:56Hannah Berner?

  The funniest moment was he turns to my dad and he's like, so you guys eat a lot of Italian food? My dad was like, I mean, yeah, and he goes, but like every night is your wife making Italian food? And my dad's like, not every night. I mean, we have like Chinese sometimes and he goes, yeah, Kim likes Chinese, but I just want to eat her Italian food. And I was like, this is the sweetest conversation.

• 31:15Paige DeSorbo?

  If someone ever suggests like a different cuisine, he goes, I feel like we're wasting our time. He goes, why would we eat that and waste our time when we could eat Italian food?

• 31:26Hannah Berner?

  It was so you coded as we all went up, my dad and I ran to the buffet because we were like, we're getting our money's worth.

• 31:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:31Hannah Berner?

  These people are going to lose money on us at the buffet. And I look at your dad and he was like, I'll just sit here. I'm a little, you know, I'm not in the mood to eat right now.

• 31:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:38Hannah Berner?

  He was too overstimulated.

• 31:39Paige DeSorbo?

  He was too overstimulated.

• 31:40Hannah Berner?

  He was like, I'll watch you back.

• 31:41Paige DeSorbo?

  He didn't even like walk over to the buffet. But when we were sitting there.

• 31:45Hannah Berner?

  My dad got ice cream before dinner. He was having the best time of his life. He's like, he's like, my wife isn't around. We're getting ice cream before dinner.

• 31:53Paige DeSorbo?

  When we got to like our seats, my dad got sat next to Billy Baldwin.

• 31:57Hannah Berner?

  Yep.

• 31:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Who I like turned to my dad and I was like, hey dad, like just so you know, this is Billy Baldwin. Like he like this and this and this. And he was like, okay. He was the nicest guy ever. He talked to my dad the whole game. My dad, I felt like this was my son and I was dropping him off to preschool and I was like, it's okay. These are going to be your friends. He's sitting to my right, he's holding on to my jacket sleeve while he's talking to Billy Baldwin. Cause I could tell he was nervous. And so I turned to my dad and I was like, can you not hear him? Or like, do you want me to also be in the conversation? Are you nervous? He was like, no, no, I'm okay. I just like wanted, I just like, I was his security blanket. I literally went home and I cried like thinking about it.

• 32:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause I was like, that was so sweet.

• 32:43Hannah Berner?

  And our dads are so opposite. We were sitting next to two actors and my dad never stopped to think like, oh, maybe these are famous actors.

• 32:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 32:50Hannah Berner?

  He's shooting the shit with them.

• 32:52Paige DeSorbo?

  The guy, I love him. He's in, um.

• 32:54Hannah Berner?

  I think it's Skylar. Righteous Gemstones.

• 32:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Righteous Gemstones.

• 32:58Hannah Berner?

  Which I hadn't seen, but I recognized him.

• 32:59Paige DeSorbo?

  He's so good.

• 33:00Hannah Berner?

  His girlfriend was so nice.

• 33:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, you have to watch Righteous Gemstones. It's really funny.

• 33:04Hannah Berner?

  I have to.

• 33:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:05Hannah Berner?

  Um, but my dad, the ball goes into Skylar's hands.

• 33:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 33:09Hannah Berner?

  And like, you have to give it back. So he gives it back and my dad's like, "What, you're not gonna let me touch it?" And then Skylar, so like, he's busting balls with them. He's like, "You're not gonna let everyone in line touch it. You just throw it back."

• 33:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we took our sons to the game.

• 33:21Hannah Berner?

  So then Skylar starts laughing hysterically. They have a whole thing. Next time, the ball bounces again, Skylar gives it to my dad. My dad's spinning it, spinning it on his finger.

• 33:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:29Hannah Berner?

  Having the best time.

• 33:30Paige DeSorbo?

  The time of his life.

• 33:31Hannah Berner?

  Time of his life. Me and my dad are, had one beer. We were drunk. And we're like, trying to get the players to look at us. Like, we were like, "Jalen, you're doing great. He noticed me." Like, that's what we did the whole time. Um, it was so much fun.

• 33:44Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it was a great time. It was like, super...

• 33:47Hannah Berner?

  Can, oh, can I make a PSA?

• 33:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 33:49Hannah Berner?

  There was a video going around of, um, someone filming us and it got to me and I gave him the finger.

• 33:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:57Hannah Berner?

  Not that everyone thought was a giggler, but that was not a giggler. I would never give the finger to a giggler unless that was a, a inside joke.

• 34:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 34:04Hannah Berner?

  That was Chris Stefano, who deserved the finger.

• 34:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course.

• 34:07Hannah Berner?

  He's another comedian and he was infringing on my personal space.

• 34:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:11Hannah Berner?

  And he wanted the finger.

• 34:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 34:12Hannah Berner?

  So I gave him what he wanted.

• 34:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:14Hannah Berner?

  Um, and...

• 34:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love a Knicks game.

• 34:18Hannah Berner?

  We love a Knicks game. We did wave to Chris and Trey Songz, that we were waving at him, so... Now we're in a band with Trey Songz.

• 34:30Hannah Berner?

  And the neighbors know my name. Um, so that happened.

• 34:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I'm literally Trey Songz backup singer. I'm obsessed. Um, no, but we had a great time and we definitely have to go back.

• 34:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 34:44Paige DeSorbo?

  One thing we didn't mention last week is... The Giggly Squad cult got nominated for Podcast of the Year.

• 34:52Hannah Berner?

  With iHeart?

• 34:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Which, you know what's so crazy is like I do-

• 34:56Hannah Berner?

  You've never been nominated for anything?

• 34:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I do forget that like we have a podcast.

• 34:59Hannah Berner?

  That people listen?

• 34:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like I, it really-

• 35:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 35:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Unless like we do an episode where like I drop seven bombs and like walk away. I then I notice it because I'll get like the girls will be chatting. But like day, week to week when we're just like shooting the shit, I do forget.

• 35:15Hannah Berner?

  We're people's inside joke. Like they don't talk about on the internet. It's just like we're in their head.

• 35:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, like we're just inside joke girlies.

• 35:22Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 35:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, so when I saw that we got nominated for Podcast of the Year, it was like a very surreal moment. And it's, I think the awards are at South by Southwest, but to vote, you have to like make a profile, which I know is like annoying.

• 35:36Hannah Berner?

  You have to get a, I have to be honest, I haven't voted yet because it was like you have to sign up for iHeart.

• 35:42Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the admin, I was like, guys, no gigglers are doing this. Give it to someone else.

• 35:46Hannah Berner?

  This is our, if we've ever brought you joy, this, and I will do it right after this. There's a link.

• 35:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:53Hannah Berner?

  Press it, put a username password for iHeart, vote for Giggly Squad as your favorite podcast.

• 35:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:58Hannah Berner?

  And then we'll party till dawn.

• 36:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, we'll go to bed at nine PM.

• 36:02Hannah Berner?

  Nine PM.

• 36:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. No, so I think that was like, we didn't even talk about it. We're so humble.

• 36:09Hannah Berner?

  No, I just think I didn't, I thought it was a scam.

• 36:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Me too. Do you listen to any podcasts?

• 36:16Hannah Berner?

  I do. When I used to like walk to work and have a nine to five, I needed a podcast or music in my ear.

• 36:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:22Hannah Berner?

  I feel like with our job now, it's hard.

• 36:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I'll listen to like one of a lot of different people. I don't have one that I'm like, I have to listen to this every week.

• 36:33Hannah Berner?

  I do one offs. I'm also like kind of nerdy. Like I like entrepreneurial pods, like how they built this and like that kind of stuff. Like girls who started a brand.

• 36:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, like a couple of months ago, I listened to like Mariana Hewitt on a podcast and I was like, I'm obsessed with you.

• 36:45Hannah Berner?

  I love that stuff. Or I like comics talking about like how they made a joke.

• 36:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no, those are-

• 36:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's a good one. Here's the other thing. I listen to our pod every week.

• 36:56Hannah Berner?

  And that's where you're like sick in the head. That's where like your brain needs to be studied because

• 37:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I listen to it every week.

• 37:03Hannah Berner?

  I can't listen to my own voice and like kudos to all of you who like listen to me every week. Thank you. Um, I can't.

• 37:10Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, it's funny. I thought about this the other week. I usually don't like the sound of my own voice either, but I remembered when I remember when you were little, like we had answering machines, like legit machines.

• 37:20Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And you'd be like beep, just kidding. Like people would do the most insane voicemails.

• 37:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Beg my mom every day, like, let me redo the answering machine. And she would always let me. And there was something about like pressing record. And then doing like, I would do it in a Jersey accent. I would do it in a British accent. I would like come up with these different ideas of like what the answering machine should be. And I was obsessed with it. And then I was like, wait, I host a podcast now.

• 37:47Hannah Berner?

  That was your practice to become a podcaster.

• 37:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Mom, record, I'm ready.

• 37:51Hannah Berner?

  I remember that I had one that was literally me giggling, which is so obviously us coded. It was me being like,

• 38:00Hannah Berner?

  and I did that like in college and then I started to like apply for jobs. And I remember my mom being like, hey, you have like professional people calling you and you're just giggling in your voicemail. Can you have more professional? I think I still, I haven't redone it for like 20 years.

• 38:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I wish my family like saved that machine. I mean, I was like seven years old and I was like, I think I could do a British accent. Literally because I watched The Parent Trap once.

• 38:23Hannah Berner?

  Now that you're single, are you gonna go to bars and pretend you had, have a different accent and name? Have you ever done that?

• 38:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 38:32Hannah Berner?

  What is with like girls loving to do that? Being like, I'm British. My name is Annie tonight.

• 38:37Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just really freeing because I feel like you aren't, you already know, like you're not, it's for the emotionally unavailable.

• 38:46Hannah Berner?

  A hundred percent. And it's for like, it's stressful to be yourself. It's all, it's almost like when you act as a character, you're completely like, do whatever you want. Cause you're like, that's not me. He didn't reject me. He rejected Annie, who's honestly kind of stuck up.

• 39:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you know, it's funny because I feel like I have so I talked to so many I'm in my DMs recently too, because the girls are sending like a lot of

• 39:09Hannah Berner?

  Motivational.

• 39:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Things and so like being with the girls that are single in their early 30s. One of the biggest things is like we're not in our 20s anymore. So it's like, not that you can't be single the way you were in your 20s, you can do whatever you want, but it's you almost like don't want to be like when I got single at like 28, I was like, catch me in every single club that exists in New York City. And like I was there like you could find me in a club. Now I'm like, I would

• 39:37Hannah Berner?

  I was just in my own head.

• 39:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Pass away.

• 39:39Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I don't know how you did that.

• 39:41Paige DeSorbo?

  If I went to a club till 4am, like I'd literally pass away. So it is weird like thinking of like, okay, well, what am I going to do being single? I've done a couple dinners with my girlfriends. I haven't gone like out, out yet. There's nothing I love more than getting inside of an SUV. I need to be high up. I need legroom.

• 40:04Hannah Berner?

  Luxury.

• 40:04Paige DeSorbo?

  And when I get into an SUV, I also want it to be an award winning SUV.

• 40:08Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, I'm not being in an SUV that never won an award before. That's crazy. Do I not love myself?

• 40:14Paige DeSorbo?

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• 40:26Hannah Berner?

  And one thing about me, if I'm going to be in SUV, it needs to have consistency. And that is the result I'm looking for.

• 40:32Paige DeSorbo?

  The Tucson hybrid is loaded with technology and built for everyday life. So if you are feeling like it's time for an SUV, this is the SUV you need. Because the Santa Fe hybrid is also fully capable and ready for adventure and also the Palisade hybrid. So you have multiple SUVs to pick from. Another thing I want to bring up about Hyundai, their interior. I also need a luxurious interior. That's where the Palisade does come in because they have premium capability and class leading interior space. And anytime someone says class leading interior, I'm in.

• 41:04Hannah Berner?

  Yep.

• 41:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm doing it.

• 41:05Hannah Berner?

  Also, I love a hybrid, gas, electric, either one, which you don't have to pick one.

• 41:11Paige DeSorbo?

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• 43:24Paige DeSorbo?

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• 44:04Paige DeSorbo?

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• 44:14Hannah Berner?

  I remember when I was on dating apps, when I first started Summer House, guys were already like referencing things or like quoting stuff. And it was like, kind of weird because you felt like, oh, they already like think they know me. And I don't, I don't love that I have to like battle whatever image they think they have of me.

• 44:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 44:32Hannah Berner?

  Um, and you're gonna have to deal with that like 100 times worse. Can I?

• 44:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I don't want to.

• 44:38Hannah Berner?

  If, if any of these magazine people are listening, can I make a statement?

• 44:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I would love it.

• 44:42Hannah Berner?

  I love how like, I want to make statements.

• 44:45Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we started the pod, before we started the pod, Hannah goes, okay, now, look alive, don't say anything bad. And you're like, actually, I forgot two things.

• 44:54Hannah Berner?

  No, I just want to talk about breakups. And I don't like look at the comments or anything, but like, can we normalize not being completely destroyed after a breakup? Like, I feel like everyone thinks that like when girls get broken up with, or they have a breakup, that's like the saddest thing ever. Like, it's actually so empowering. And I've been joking how like, when girls go through a breakup, they're glowing the fuck up. They suddenly become like Pilates instructors. They're going to Harvard. Like, they change everything. They've read 100 books. They're asking their friends.

• 45:25Paige DeSorbo?

  You said a really important quote this morning. You said, if, if someone sees a breakup and they immediately think, what did the girl do? Do that's mental illness. No, that's so scary.

• 45:36Hannah Berner?

  For relationships, there are, it takes two to tango.

• 45:39Paige DeSorbo?

  In the history of anyone breaking up, when has the girl ever done anything?

• 45:43Hannah Berner?

  There's rarely like one person that's the devil and one's great. Like then why would you be together for so long? But I do have to say, I feel like also in terms of reflecting, I feel like girls after breakups will like talk to their friends and be like, how did I end up in this? How can I do better? What's the thing? And then guys will sit together and be like, who would win in a fight, a bear or a tiger? I do have to say for anyone going through a breakup right now, breakups to me are like, are like corporate jobs. You're not actually gonna get a raise unless you leave and get another job. You guys, I was twenty nine, single during covid, living with my mom, dad and four cats. She looked at me. She looked at me and she had that honest mom moment where she was like, do we wanna,

• 46:27Hannah Berner?

  like, is there anything you could have done differently? And I looked her right in the eye and I said, nobody got away.

• 46:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I feel like that too.

• 46:35Hannah Berner?

  Nobody got away.

• 46:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you ever been broken up with?

• 46:40Hannah Berner?

  The only times I've been broken up with have been like messy situationships. You know the like two month there that like.

• 46:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, a situationship will fuck me up.

• 46:49Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, those are all, I've never, like someone said to me like, oh, are your exes reaching out now that you like got a Netflix special or whatever? All my real relationships that have been like over a year have been like two people who know each other. That I've gotten out of, thank God.

• 47:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I one time mourned a situationship that was two months for three years.

• 47:09Hannah Berner?

  Those are the ones, because you don't actually know them.

• 47:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, so I made up a whole scenario about this man.

• 47:14Hannah Berner?

  I don't think anyone's been upset about a breakup. Once you know the person, because you're like, yeah, I'll miss that, but also that. I have guys who I fully have been so into that my mom was like, can you break up with them? And I would be like, okay. And then you find someone else. But um, I've definitely.

• 47:28Paige DeSorbo?

  In the wise, wise words of Kimberly Noell Kardashian, I didn't come this far to come this far and not be happy.

• 47:38Paige DeSorbo?

  And I think she saw it on the internet. Someone else said it and she saw it.

• 47:42Hannah Berner?

  Thomas Jefferson.

• 47:45Hannah Berner?

  No, I just think there's such a like media perspective of girls like sobbing in the shower and being like, I'm nothing without him.

• 47:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's one thing I want to talk, like the girl, I've had, I've been talking to the girls in my DMs. I have so many girls that are going through breakups like right now. I also think I like pushed them to do it.

• 48:05Hannah Berner?

  To get a cat, break up their boyfriend.

• 48:07Paige DeSorbo?

  It is kind of crazy to see some friends just like, see ya, like poof. If this was what it was to get you out of my life. God, thank you for protecting me. Thank you for steering me in a direction where like certain people are kind of just like falling off.

• 48:27Hannah Berner?

  That's your 30s.

• 48:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm like so interested to see if like the other girls in their 30s that are going through breakups, like if any of their friends like that they didn't think would turn on them, turned on them. Because that's also a very weird like headspace to be in.

• 48:43Hannah Berner?

  I feel like in your 20s, when your friends turn on you, you go, oh no, what can I do to get them back? I suck. I need to be cooler. I need to be funnier. What's wrong with me? We're in your 30s. When people show you who they really are, you go, oh, thank God. I almost had them in my inner circle.

• 48:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, wait.

• 48:58Hannah Berner?

  I almost told them my hopes and dreams.

• 48:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I go, I got you out of my life for free. I go, bitch, that was the best thing you could have ever said to me. See ya.

• 49:04Hannah Berner?

  And I do have to say, sometimes those people will come knocking back. But when you love yourself, you go, oh, I will never forget when I was down being like kicked down a dead horse.

• 49:16Paige DeSorbo?

  So many people have.

• 49:17Hannah Berner?

  You kicked me.

• 49:17Paige DeSorbo?

  So many people have lost complete access to me and I love it.

• 49:21Hannah Berner?

  It's, it's honestly like so freeing.

• 49:23Paige DeSorbo?

  You can still be alive and be dead to me. Okay? And I won't even mourn it, but I'll have a funeral.

• 49:33Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I sent you, I sent you a funny meme.

• 49:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, wait.

• 49:36Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 49:36Paige DeSorbo?

  So me and Hannah went and did those full, full body MRI scans. We have a code for the gigglers. We'll put it in the newsletter.

• 49:44Hannah Berner?

  Did you go to yours?

• 49:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 49:46Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so this is Pranuvo Report.

• 49:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It was on like 34th and 6th. It's so crazy because before I went, one of my friends was like, oh my God, are you claustrophobic? And I was like, I guess we'll find out when I'm in there. Me and Hannah went at different times. Like Hannah was already in there and then I went in, but when we both got out, we were like, I'll take a nap. I loved it.

• 50:05Hannah Berner?

  This was like, you know, was it, was it scary? I was like, I've never felt more protected, relaxed. I had, I was watching Jerry Springer documentary.

• 50:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I watched Sex in the City.

• 50:15Hannah Berner?

  They put Netflix on.

• 50:17Paige DeSorbo?

  It was so loud. Like obviously there's like a lot of like machinery working. I almost fell asleep. I would have fallen asleep if they didn't come over the loudspeaker and say, you have to hold your breath right now. I was like, I was almost hitting REM.

• 50:27Hannah Berner?

  I, um, I did fall asleep the last 10 minutes and it was the most peaceful sleep I've had in a while. So the thing with these body scans is like, when do you scan your whole body? Unless you're like, even when you're getting an MRI, it's normally like just a specific part. So this is like a full body, just checking to see if there's anything going on.

• 50:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. So it took about, it took about an hour. You lay there, you go in and out of this machine. There were certain parts where you had to like have the same breathing pattern, but like all in all, it was one of the easiest experiences. Then they send you your update. So I just opened mine.

• 51:01Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God. Okay. So it's organized versus nervous system.

• 51:04Paige DeSorbo?

  How many findings?

• 51:05Hannah Berner?

  Two.

• 51:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I had four.

• 51:07Hannah Berner?

  Okay, click on it. Wait, are we gonna find out something crazy right now?

• 51:11Paige DeSorbo?

  These are small, less than five millimeter white spots seen in your white matter of the brain. This finding is relatively common in people over the age of 30 and the number of spots can increase slowly, if at all with aging. These are generally asymptomatic, although in some people, there's a slight correlation to migraine. The exact cause of these cannot be determined.

• 51:31Hannah Berner?

  Do you have migraines?

• 51:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't, but I thought it was gonna be like, you're crazy.

• 51:37Hannah Berner?

  See, I got spondyliararthropie of the cervical spine. Mild degenerative changes in your, like there are bulges at C3, 4, C5, 6, and C6, 7, with a mild central canal stenosis. These mild do not need a follow-up if you have no symptoms. But I, I mean.

• 52:01Hannah Berner?

  I think it's okay. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna check it with Dez's.

• 52:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 52:05Hannah Berner?

  Cause we'll see what Dez has.

• 52:09Hannah Berner?

  What else are you reading?

• 52:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, my next one was I had one respiratory finding, one minor finding.

• 52:16Hannah Berner?

  What is it?

• 52:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Consistent with S. Sinusitis.

• 52:23Hannah Berner?

  Oh, sinusitis.

• 52:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Sounds like an Italian town that like got on like literally was killed by lava.

• 52:39Hannah Berner?

  Oh, oh, like back in Rome, sinusitis was.

• 52:43Hannah Berner?

  Um, what is it?

• 52:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, just like. Inflammation or infection in one more of the sinuses in the head.

• 52:51Hannah Berner?

  Oh, so you have like a little sinus infection?

• 52:53Paige DeSorbo?

  A little sinus.

• 52:54Hannah Berner?

  I have a deviated septum, which is crazy because I only did coke once and I immediately got a nosebleed. But.

• 52:59Paige DeSorbo?

  We'd have one reproductive finding.

• 53:02Hannah Berner?

  Okay, what is it?

• 53:04Paige DeSorbo?

  A small amount of fluted in the cul-de-sac is normal. Discuss the finding with your doctor. If you have, oh, I must, I bet I have a cyst.

• 53:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God. I think I have a cyst.

• 53:17Hannah Berner?

  Or is that a baby?

• 53:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah.

• 53:20Hannah Berner?

  Looks like a head.

• 53:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because who would have been with?

• 53:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Now, fuck me up. Um, TikTok.

• 53:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Paycheck's money, you chill. It's just.

• 53:35Hannah Berner?

  We, we knew that you've had.

• 53:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I do, I have this. Yeah, so it's not that crazy, but um.

• 53:42Hannah Berner?

  How, what's the thickness of your endometrial thick?

• 53:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Where do you see that?

• 53:47Hannah Berner?

  I have it in my reproductive system because I just got an informational finding. It says.

• 53:53Hannah Berner?

  My endometrial thickness is measured at five millimeters. I just want to know if that's tiny or big.

• 54:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't have, um, measurements.

• 54:03Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so maybe it wasn't important. I have one musculoskeletal, wow, I love that people at Pernuvo are probably like, these girls are too dumb.

• 54:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the people were so nice there, too.

• 54:16Hannah Berner?

  Musculos, oh yeah, so they're giving us $300 off for the gigglers.

• 54:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, amazing.

• 54:21Hannah Berner?

  And we're gonna put it in the newsletter, but it's, I think it's Giggly Squad. No, it's Pernuvo.com slash Giggly Squad. Um, I have a musculoskeletal thing. We detected a region of bursitis. There was a region of bursitis located in the subcoracoid bursa of your right shoulder. This is a benign condition. It's probably from serving really hard.

• 54:44Hannah Berner?

  From being a fucking beast on the court.

• 54:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Serving, wait, not to bring up, uh, that like, I wasn't allowed to be out of the house yesterday, but when I was at the Eagles game, there was someone on the team, not that I know any fucking people, there was someone on the team and their last name is Slay Jr.

• 54:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I was obsessed.

• 55:00Hannah Berner?

  If you guys have never seen the Key and Peele sketch, Chris! If you guys have never seen the Key and Peele sketch of football last names, it's the funniest shit you'll ever see on the internet.

• 55:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, Chris was so cute. Earlier, he said, can he come to Giggly Squad Live on Friday?

• 55:16Hannah Berner?

  Wait, so we're doing a Chris reveal? You're, I already told you, you have to come, like legally.

• 55:21Paige DeSorbo?

  He's gonna bring a friend too, so he's not by himself.

• 55:23Hannah Berner?

  I don't know if we have space for him to bring a friend, it's sold out.

• 55:27Hannah Berner?

  We'll have to talk to our people.

• 55:28Speaker 03

  I'll kill my friend, it's fine.

• 55:29Hannah Berner?

  Who is your, who's your friend?

• 55:31Speaker 03

  I don't know, I hadn't picked one yet, I didn't know if I had that privilege yet.

• 55:35Hannah Berner?

  Yes, of course you can bring a friend, but preferably not like, bad energy.

• 55:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Imagine Chris just brings this fucking douchebag, who's like, you guys aren't even funny, like heckling us on the ground.

• 55:49Hannah Berner?

  He's just heckling us the whole time, and I'm like, is that just Chris's friend that we told him he shouldn't bring? Um, we're doing a Chris reveal for Radio City, also my nana is coming, she already has her dress. She, she's so funny, she, she bought, she was like, can you get me these boots? Cause I wanted to get her shoes for it, and she was like, make sure they're pointed toe, or I won't wear them.

• 56:14Hannah Berner?

  It's like you are Paige.

• 56:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Same, but like same z's.

• 56:17Hannah Berner?

  Imagine being eighty-three and being like, I'm not wearing your not pointed toe boots.

• 56:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, one of my favorite moments from your fucking wedding was Nana complaining about her shoes and how like she just was like, oh, I just can't believe I have to wear these.

• 56:33Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah, because she had a stroke. She also had broke, she broke her hip. Like this, she's had breast cancer and she refuses to wear flats. She wants to wear stilettos.

• 56:42Paige DeSorbo?

  The woman still dyes her hair, does full fucking glam, shows off her decolletage. I'm obsessed.

• 56:49Hannah Berner?

  And has a matching choker for every outfit. They don't make them like her anymore.

• 56:54Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 56:54Hannah Berner?

  She's stunning. But also, it's, it's the day that she doesn't want to wear stilettos, that's when I know there's a problem. So like, Nana, wear your stilettos even though you literally don't have a hip. And that's called athleticism. But I wonder where I get my athleticism from.

• 57:11Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, I don't have toes anymore, but I'm gonna wear it. Oh, speaking of, I think I have, I think I did something. I've been like so into Pilates. I think I have a cyst in my wrist.

• 57:23Hannah Berner?

  Well, you just gotta scan it. You don't.

• 57:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know if they caught it.

• 57:28Hannah Berner?

  Or is it a recent cyst?

• 57:29Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a recent, I think it's recent.

• 57:31Hannah Berner?

  How often are you doing Pilates?

• 57:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been trying to go three times a week because I'm out here.

• 57:35Hannah Berner?

  Good for you. See, this is post-breakup. It just gets you going.

• 57:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I even got a shout out in class the other day. Paige, good form. I said, what? I was so excited. I said, that's never happened to me before in my life.

• 57:46Hannah Berner?

  Are you gonna do Y7 with me one of these days?

• 57:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I will. I've been doing New York Pilates just because I like had bought a package from them like a couple of months ago that I literally never used.

• 57:55Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. I also, I sent you, there's a YouTube, I'll put it in the newsletter. This girl does like a thirty-minute Pilates that you could just do at home. You just need a yoga mat and like maybe weights.

• 58:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I did it one morning.

• 58:05Hannah Berner?

  It was so, like, I was dying.

• 58:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, Joey Camasta texted me and was like, I want to be a hot Pilates girl. And so I- I sent him my number and I was like, come anytime. I need more gays.

• 58:15Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 58:16Paige DeSorbo?

  As a single woman, I need more gays.

• 58:18Hannah Berner?

  Yes, a hundred percent.

• 58:19Paige DeSorbo?

  So if you're gay and looking, so am I.

• 58:24Hannah Berner?

  Wait, should there be an app for straight girls to connect with gay boys?

• 58:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep. Now that's a dating app, I'd immediately go on.

• 58:31Hannah Berner?

  Wait, how has no one thought about that?

• 58:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Because there is something so much more humbling when like a gay man in my life calls me and tells me like, what the fuck in deal is.

• 58:42Hannah Berner?

  Would you rather a straight guy not like you or a gay guy not like you?

• 58:49Hannah Berner?

  Would you rather the straight guy not be interested or a gay guy be like, I'd rather talk?

• 58:52Paige DeSorbo?

  About the straight men. If a gay man said like, I'm just like not really down with Paige.

• 58:57Hannah Berner?

  How do you think, how do you think I feel every gay squad live when a gay guy takes a microphone and goes, hi Hannah, hi Paige. Paige, I'm obsessed with you. Hi Hannah.

• 59:08Paige DeSorbo?

  No, there's something with like me and gay men. I just feel like, because obviously I am very girly.

• 59:15Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 59:15Paige DeSorbo?

  But I'm also very like snarky and sometimes girls.

• 59:19Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 59:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Like don't have that same humor and I think having a brother.

• 59:23Hannah Berner?

  Gay men loved my special. I think gay men who didn't see my Netflix special don't understand me, is what I'm telling myself.

• 59:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 59:31Hannah Berner?

  But I do have a gay male following. It's just, I think, different kind of male gays than yours.

• 59:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I don't know what it is.

• 59:40Hannah Berner?

  Oh, also the lesbians messaged me and someone said like, that, they said that me and you are a lesbian couple.

• 59:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, just not sexually.

• 59:49Hannah Berner?

  Not sexually, but like we are a lesbian couple and that you're like a femme icon. Like a hundred percent in the lesbian community and they were just like, we all just talk about you guys.

• 59:58Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like the Ruby Rose of our relationship and I'm like.

• 1:00:02Hannah Berner?

  Well, look, like when we, when we hold hands, my hand is facing down.

• 1:00:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:07Hannah Berner?

  You know, that like the girl goes like,

• 1:00:08Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you're my boyfriend.

• 1:00:09Hannah Berner?

  A hundred percent. That's why when everyone's like, who's Paige gonna date? I'm like, she's,

• 1:00:12Paige DeSorbo?

  She's in a happy relationship.

• 1:00:14Hannah Berner?

  She's been in a happy relationship, is supported and cares for her.

• 1:00:19Hannah Berner?

  So, yeah.

• 1:00:20Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm obsessed. We're obsessed with MRIs and the gays.

• 1:00:23Hannah Berner?

  And if Us Weekly says Paige Sorebow and Hannah Berner are dating, see you in court. See you in motherfucking court. Put that on the record, motherfuckers.

• 1:00:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:00:34Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, yeah, thank you so much for giggling with us. I do have, I added a show in Irvine. Hopefully we'll be able to do it. And Alabama.

• 1:00:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Catch us outside.

• 1:00:42Hannah Berner?

  And Connecticut. Um, catch us outside and we can't wait for Radio City.

• 1:00:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 1:00:47Hannah Berner?

  Bye.

• 1:00:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Bye.

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