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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 2:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 2:06Speaker 01

  Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be nannin'.

• 2:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 2:19Hannah Berner?

  What's up, my get back to work gigglers? No more relaxing. We're taking on the town.

• 2:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, I miss Giggly Squad. I feel like I've lived seven lives since our last pod.

• 2:30Hannah Berner?

  Well, okay, we have to apologize not only to the Academy.

• 2:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 2:35Hannah Berner?

  But we dropped the most traumatic episode ever on a Monday with no warning and we were just like, figure it out, gigglers.

• 2:42Paige DeSorbo?

  The drama.

• 2:43Hannah Berner?

  The drama. And then we went radio silent.

• 2:46Paige DeSorbo?

  See ya.

• 2:48Paige DeSorbo?

  The only place you could find me was in TikTok comments. That's the only place I live.

• 2:53Hannah Berner?

  Which is so funny because I'm, I haven't been allowed to look at like Bravo related stuff for years now.

• 3:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, here's the thing. I'm in TikTok comments, like in general, like I'm in there.

• 3:05Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's better than the actual videos, the comments.

• 3:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I pop in there. So like when I see one about me, I couldn't, I was like, let me tell you about your fucking self for a second. Like I couldn't resist.

• 3:18Hannah Berner?

  And you sued someone.

• 3:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 3:22Hannah Berner?

  How many people did you sue?

• 3:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so obsessed with the gigglers so much. First, wait, first and foremost, let me just say, the gigglers like gave me life this week. Like I don't think I would have survived this week if I didn't see the gigglers in the comments being like, you don't fucking get it. She's not actually suing you.

• 3:41Hannah Berner?

  I started getting tagged of like people being like really tired, being like the gigglers this week, trying to defend Hannah and Paige, like this woman smoking a cigarette, just like, the gigglers, you guys, you work so hard.

• 3:54Paige DeSorbo?

  They worked so hard. I felt like I had 17 million girlfriends just being like, what'd you say to her?

• 4:00Hannah Berner?

  What'd you say to her?

• 4:01Paige DeSorbo?

  The fuck did you say?

• 4:02Hannah Berner?

  Say it to my face.

• 4:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't cry in the breakup episode, but I literally might cry over the gigglers because I just, I knew that this week was going to be like a little tough. I was not expecting like the amount of misogyny and like the 65 year old boy moms can absolutely fuck off.

• 4:19Hannah Berner?

  The act of dating is figure out, figuring out how long you want to be with that person. And then you get to a point where you go, I think we did our time.

• 4:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I was extremely graceful and nice on the last pod.

• 4:33Paige DeSorbo?

  That was just one version of me, okay? I made the right decision.

• 4:37Hannah Berner?

  Don't make her make a lasagna.

• 4:39Paige DeSorbo?

  The virtual lasagnas that I got, my Aunt Pam literally had frozen meat lasagna and sent it to my apartment. She's just like a queen.

• 4:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I was gonna say something and literally now I forget. The only, like, I don't care about any rumor that is like ever said about me. I felt like that TikTok sound and it's like, you're a drug dealer. I was like, what? Like watching things about myself. The only thing that I was like, okay, can't like let this go by was because it was like a third party involved. It was like people saying that I cheated on Craig with Marcelo, which when I first saw that, I I died laughing.

• 5:15Hannah Berner?

  I was laughing. I was gonna text him and then I was like, I don't even want to bother him with this because it's so stupid.

• 5:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I felt weird. I was like, I feel like I have to text Marcelo because like, what if he sees that? What if he has a girlfriend?

• 5:26Hannah Berner?

  Just for the record, have you ever texted him one on one, not in our bachelorette group chat?

• 5:30Paige DeSorbo?

  One time to get me into the SNL Shane Gillis after party. Literally the only time I've ever texted Marcelo was, hey, do something for me and get me to meet Shane Gillis.

• 5:41Hannah Berner?

  So I, when I see that, I go, that, wait, that's my baby brother?

• 5:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 5:45Hannah Berner?

  I go, that's my literal, she would never touch my baby brother.

• 5:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't have sex with a minor. That's illegal.

• 5:50Hannah Berner?

  Literally, he is our baby. We birthed him from our pussies. Domingo came out of my fucking vaginal canal.

• 5:59Paige DeSorbo?

  So I just like texted him. I was like, hey, um, just want to let you know there's like a rumor going around that like I cheated on my boyfriend with you. And he was just like, fuck yeah.

• 6:11Hannah Berner?

  Wait, should we make a sketch where he comes out as Domingo and he's like? What did he say?

• 6:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't even know, but like he was sending me screenshots of DMs he was getting of people being like, we fucking hate you now. If you're the reason. And I was like, Marcelo, I'm so fucking sorry. Like this is so embarrassing. And no, no one was, no one involved was defending me, which I found interesting.

• 6:35Hannah Berner?

  No, because I think anyone involved was like this, we're not taking this seriously, but it is crazy. To be on the side of like seeing stuff being made up and then like how it just can like go through the internet like crazy.

• 6:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No rapid fire. I was like, wait, am I going to jail?

• 6:53Hannah Berner?

  No, that was like when I, there was a rumor that Des and I broke up.

• 6:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:57Hannah Berner?

  And I was like at the Verizon store and he wasn't there and I texted him and I was like, are we broke up?

• 7:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's so crazy.

• 7:04Hannah Berner?

  This is why I want you to not be in the comments because you don't need extra anger. You're already Sicilian. We're already up to here. We're gonna snap at any second. You don't need this. But I do have to say.

• 7:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I think people forget that we're Sicilian.

• 7:17Hannah Berner?

  They forget.

• 7:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And I think that they need to be reminded. And this is your fucking reminder. I'll show up to your house.

• 7:23Hannah Berner?

  But it's also like, I think breakups are so beautiful and I was just getting a lot of really positive messages from the gigglers.

• 7:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the gigglers were sending me some of the like, the therapist girl. Did you see that video?

• 7:37Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she said.

• 7:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I started crying.

• 7:38Hannah Berner?

  She said like six girls had brought up your breakup. I hope that your breakup caused a massive breakup. Where everyone broke up with their boyfriend.

• 7:47Paige DeSorbo?

  We all got cats months ago and then we were like, wait, are we lesbians?

• 7:51Hannah Berner?

  And this is why I got a lot of backlash on my Instagram last night because I said, I want you to shave your head like Emma Stone. The girls were not happy. They said, first of all, I think you're sabotage. Paige just saw her bone. I go, mm, she does it to herself. Second of all.

• 8:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't even imagine her for that.

• 8:08Hannah Berner?

  They were like, she's going through a breakup. Why would you even put this in her head when she's vulnerable? I said, okay, valid point. And then three, they were like, no one's gonna pit, no guy was, will wanna date her. And I go, again.

• 8:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Amazing.

• 8:20Hannah Berner?

  But still, the misogyny in that, people don't realize, I'm a, I'm a creative. I come up with ideas. I throw ideas at Paige. She takes what she wants. I'm just throwing stuff in the air. Just because it hasn't been done, doesn't mean it can't be done.

• 8:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you wanna know what I think? I think there's an Audrey Hepburn biopic that's circulating Hollywood.

• 8:42Hannah Berner?

  That's what I heard.

• 8:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And I think all the actresses are trying to get that role. And so they're dressing like her. They're cutting their hair like her and they're like.

• 8:51Hannah Berner?

  Do you know who I think is gonna get it?

• 8:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I'll say who I, who I think should get it. You say who you think should get it.

• 8:58Hannah Berner?

  I just heard randomly today.

• 9:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, let's do it on a count of three.

• 9:01Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 9:02Paige DeSorbo?

  One, two, three.

• 9:03Hannah Berner?

  Ariana Grande.

• 9:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't like that.

• 9:06Hannah Berner?

  I didn't cast her.

• 9:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, wait. Here's another thing I have to say. I've been really, I've been trying to watch Wicked for

• 9:16Paige DeSorbo?

  We're going on seven days now. I've taken seven phenomenal naps. Right when it starts.

• 9:22Hannah Berner?

  We're gonna be so good without the singing.

• 9:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Wicked would be so fucking fire without the singing.

• 9:27Hannah Berner?

  But do you see how you are Glenda?

• 9:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. Ariana, from what I've, what I saw, fifteen minutes intermittently, she's crushed. She's a ma- she's phenomenal. She's the best singer of our entire generation. I don't want her to be Audrey Hepburn.

• 9:42Hannah Berner?

  Why? She's Italian.

• 9:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I shouldn't say that because I do love her and I actually do think she probably could do the role because I've, we've seen her like be able to commit and like, whatever. In my head, it's someone older.

• 9:57Hannah Berner?

  But what if she's playing her that age?

• 9:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no, you're right. But it, like, I just think Anne Hathaway has always looked the most like her, or Lily Collins.

• 10:08Hannah Berner?

  Or you.

• 10:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Or me. Honestly, maybe I'll just, maybe I just call the dr- I'm like, I've never acted. Put me in, coach.

• 10:15Hannah Berner?

  I've seen you on Summer House. You're pretty good.

• 10:20Paige DeSorbo?

  According to everyone on the internet, I've been acting for three years. My mom is like the best mom ever. And when I was little, not little, I think maybe I was in like seventh or eighth grade and something happened for the first time ever, like with a boy. And I remember my mom tell, saying to me and she'd like repeat it to me like every couple of years and she would say, Paige, I need you to understand that this is a man's world. Okay? It's a man's world, so you need to always be smarter, quicker, like thinking on your feet, like you're gonna get fucked over in situations that you shouldn't just because you're a woman. And I feel like that always stuck in the back of my head. And I think people get so mad at me because I move like a guy.

• 11:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I've always moved in the world like a fucking guy. I will ghost the fuck out of you. I don't give a shit. I like will take your job. I'm not the kind of crazy where it's like I need to get back at you. It's I'll get, I'll take your job and become your boss and then I'll fire you.

• 11:18Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 11:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, that's my kind of crazy.

• 11:21Hannah Berner?

  No, a hundred percent.

• 11:22Paige DeSorbo?

  It was just like very telling. Like I knew our world is misogynistic, but I didn't know to the extent until it was like coming at me.

• 11:31Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say, I saw a stat on Instagram, guys in their twenties, one in five are in relationships and girls in their twenties, it's like two out of three.

• 11:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 11:40Hannah Berner?

  And the way that makes sense is because girls don't want to date guys in their twenties. They want to date older guys. I'm not saying I started that, but like I probably did. And there's like a maturity thing, but that there is a problem with men right now. Like majority of homeless are men. Majority of addicts are men. Which obviously majority of murderers are men. But at this point, what do we do? Because now, Chris, what do we, Chris, what do we do? Because I was talking to my cousin who's at FIT. And I was like, who are we dating? And she was like, no, it's not good out there. And I was like, sorry, I'm with

• 12:13Hannah Berner?

  an older.

• 12:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Gentleman.

• 12:14Hannah Berner?

  Gentleman.

• 12:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 12:15Hannah Berner?

  Chris, can you tell me the year when we're allowed to get divorced? They weren't allowed to get a credit card without their man being on it.

• 12:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Like nineteen seventy, like

• 12:25Paige DeSorbo?

  what is that?

• 12:25Speaker 03

  Nineteen sixty nine.

• 12:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Nineteen sixty nine.

• 12:28Hannah Berner?

  That's fucking crazy because that's like when our moms were born. Like we're just second generation of women.

• 12:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, our parents were literally like ten years old. That's crazy.

• 12:36Hannah Berner?

  That's fucking crazy. Also, I've been working on this bit about X and how like the reason X got so popular is because we literally weren't allowed to have X before.

• 12:45Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we couldn't say it.

• 12:46Hannah Berner?

  Like he'd be sitting, he'd be like singing in a restaurant, happy birthday to another table. And you'd be like, well, I literally can't get a divorce. So like la la la la la.

• 12:55Hannah Berner?

  Where now like he comes in with flip flops and you go divorce.

• 13:03Paige DeSorbo?

  We've made a whole career on talking about X and the things we hate about men. A whole fucking career.

• 13:09Hannah Berner?

  Literally, I just got tagged in something of me being like, I hate if he's bad at bowling. And you go, I hate if he's good at bowling. And I was like, oh no.

• 13:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, can we talk about Nikki Glaser for?

• 13:19Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 13:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Because one of her jokes to Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban was like, Keith, thanks for playing the guitar so much that Nicole Kidman won and made eighteen movies this year. Like, so true. She's probably like, did you ever shut the fuck up?

• 13:35Hannah Berner?

  It's so funny because you just envisioned him like trying out a new thing and she's like, ooh, my agent just gone.

• 13:40Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, that's crazy. I have to go to America. Um, she crushed it. I mean.

• 13:45Hannah Berner?

  It was so good. It was so funny when she said that no one had eyelids in Hollywood left. That was so fucking funny. I also, I love that she also didn't play the like, look, like, everything's so effortless. And I'm just like, so chill and like, this is just me. She was like, I worked my ass off for this for twenty years. I've been in the trenches. I did this set ninety-one times. I hired ten writers and I'm testing and testing. And I know I'm gonna kill it because I put the work. I love, I hate when people are just like, oopsie poopsie, I crushed it. And then you're sitting at home like, oh, I guess like I'll never be talented enough.

• 14:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think she's such an inspiration. Not only did she crush her job, she looked, it obviously wasn't an effortless job. She looked effortless though. She looked gorgeous. She looked stunning.

• 14:36Hannah Berner?

  I think of something like we like to put out in the world is how women can be multifaceted. Like, you can be beautiful but also a bitch.

• 14:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:47Hannah Berner?

  I could, I could be funny but also depressed. And I love that she's multifaceted on there. And it's like, she's not just like, oh, I, I hate myself and I am funny. No, she's like, I'm hot, but I'm also funny. But I also worked really hard for this. I also was nervous. Like, just the multifac, just being a human.

• 15:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she's very just authentic and relatable. I also loved that people were like, she's the best host since Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, which I like forgot that they used to host it.

• 15:15Hannah Berner?

  Shout out Amy.

• 15:15Paige DeSorbo?

  And they were phenomenal. And it's like, oh, does anyone know what guy has ever fucking hosted? No, because he sucked. Remember when Joe Coy did it? Get the fuck out of my face. Like, that's crazy.

• 15:31Hannah Berner?

  I have some like tea.

• 15:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:34Hannah Berner?

  Did you know that Nikki Glaser is the reason Des and I are married?

• 15:37Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 15:39Hannah Berner?

  I don't know if he ever like said it.

• 15:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, no.

• 15:41Hannah Berner?

  So. Dez, I saw Dez like eight years ago at the Comedy Cellar. When I was like in sales or something. And I thought he was so cute, but his whole set.

• 15:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's so crazy because I keep getting TikToks that's that are like you meet your husband twice.

• 15:58Hannah Berner?

  Stop.

• 15:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Is that nuts?

• 16:00Hannah Berner?

  That's crazy. Cause like I remember thinking he's so cute, he's so whatever, but his, he lives in Ireland. His whole set was how he's in Ireland.

• 16:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:07Hannah Berner?

  And but I like remembered him.

• 16:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:10Hannah Berner?

  And then years later, I get into comedy and he starts following me and I follow him back and like nothing happened.

• 16:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. How long is this before you went on your first date? Like a year?

• 16:21Hannah Berner?

  A year.

• 16:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 16:23Hannah Berner?

  So we've been following each other for like a year.

• 16:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 16:24Hannah Berner?

  And then I take a photo with Luann and I tag that I'm in Shelter Island. He DMs me, are you out east? Yes. Do you want to get coffee inside Harbor? Here's my digits. Got there.

• 16:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Did he actually say the word digits?

• 16:37Hannah Berner?

  I said digits.

• 16:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 16:38Hannah Berner?

  I was like really.

• 16:41Hannah Berner?

  Long story short, he was like, oh, I started following you because you were in the background of Nikki Glaser's Instagram story. And I thought you were pretty. And he goes, I thought you had fake lips.

• 16:53Paige DeSorbo?

  You do have phenomenal lips.

• 16:54Hannah Berner?

  Thank you. They are overlined right now.

• 16:56Paige DeSorbo?

  They do always a plum.

• 16:58Hannah Berner?

  But he basically was like, I was following. So because of Nikki.

• 17:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my god.

• 17:04Hannah Berner?

  Cause him and Nikki had been friends.

• 17:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's crazy. Have you ever told her that?

• 17:07Hannah Berner?

  Yes. Yeah. And also Nikki, early on, one night, she was like, do you want to follow me around? And I was like, yes, please. I just want to smell your hair.

• 17:18Paige DeSorbo?

  So nice.

• 17:19Hannah Berner?

  She literally was like, I'm, I'm practicing my set and I watched her do a set at the stand. We jumped in a car, went to the cellar. I watched her do three other spots. We sat at like the table and she looked at me and I asked her some like stupid questions. I was like, how do you remember? Like I just asked her, do you forget things? Do you bomb?

• 17:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:36Hannah Berner?

  And she was just was like so nice and like from that moment on, I was like really inspired.

• 17:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Women supporting women.

• 17:42Hannah Berner?

  But men supporting women.

• 17:44Paige DeSorbo?

  You love to see it. I feel like all, I don't know why I feel like this, probably just because of the week I had. I feel like all the gigglers and like the girls are in on a secret that like the guys don't know. It's like the guys and the women over sixty-five, they're on their own island and we're all like.

• 17:59Hannah Berner?

  Well, Chris is on our island too.

• 18:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 18:01Hannah Berner?

  We don't know what he does when he leaves the studio, though. Like, we cannot, he cannot be held accountable.

• 18:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, we don't know who he dates.

• 18:06Hannah Berner?

  It, did you think when you wrote "See you in court" to that one guy that he was gonna, it was gonna become like a whole thing?

• 18:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I certainly, like, People Magazine was gonna be like, Paige, Paige threatens legal action. I was like, it's a joke. Like, it's a fucking Giggly Squad joke.

• 18:21Hannah Berner?

  Welcome to my fucking life.

• 18:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I was like, listen to my podcast, you idiots.

• 18:25Hannah Berner?

  Um, no, the gigglers have been defending us day and night. I think they're, like, taking turns.

• 18:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they're, like, tirelessly working. Also, I need to shout out Tracy Carnazzo and, like, a team of gigglers sent me a massive bouquet of flowers. It literally looked like I died in a car accident. I was like, wait, what happened? It was so nice. And then they donated $500 to a women's shelter. Is that not the sweetest? I was like, it's all worth it.

• 18:50Hannah Berner?

  No, because they're your people. They are fucking people. Well, because our own was going through it last week. One of our own.

• 19:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the range of emotions I went through. At one point, my mom was like, I think I need to hang up.

• 19:06Hannah Berner?

  And I hate to say, I was kind of happy that you were getting some press, because I was trying to get out of my own press.

• 19:13Paige DeSorbo?

  No, literally, Hannah's getting mauled with Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni. I go, hold my beer. Literally, hold on, I've got your back.

• 19:23Hannah Berner?

  I literally was like, okay, we're dropping the episode tomorrow. I'm pretty sure.

• 19:27Paige DeSorbo?

  No, there was a moment where I was like, should we just drop it today to really, like, to really stop this?

• 19:31Hannah Berner?

  My only note, I'm gonna, my only note that I'm gonna say about that is that it was kind of crazy that there were, like, five comics, and we're all doing, like, the roughest roast jokes you could think of.

• 19:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 19:43Hannah Berner?

  And one line from me is the only thing that got picked up.

• 19:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, Tim Dillon, I love him, dressed up like a murdered man. And everyone was like, phenomenal, creative. You said the word cunt, and they were like, I'm sorry, this whole week, I felt like a witch in Salem. Like, I was like, wait a second, my ancestors truly are like, bitch.

• 20:04Hannah Berner?

  Also, I just want to say, the joke in general was kind of.

• 20:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Phenomenal and hilarious.

• 20:10Hannah Berner?

  It was about how, like, girls are getting hate.

• 20:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. It was, it was highbrow, high level.

• 20:15Hannah Berner?

  It's super highbrow. I also have to say that the word cunt in America, people fucking hate.

• 20:21Paige DeSorbo?

  But it's an amazing word.

• 20:22Hannah Berner?

  They lost their mind. Thank you.

• 20:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Gen Z, like, really, shout out to Gen Z for bringing that to, like,

• 20:29Paige DeSorbo?

  It be normal.

• 20:30Hannah Berner?

  There were some people that were like mad at me. So this one woman kept commenting on my photos, "Cuntie." And I was like, "I don't think she knows." It's a serb. I'm like, "That's literally the look I'm going for."

• 20:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Eat it up with a spoon. No, the amount, okay, that's the other crazy thing. The amount of like mean comments, like it's never a girl our age. It's never a girl younger, like to see a mom, like it actually is pure comedy. And I'd be like, "We could write a skit about it." To see a mom like with a pixie cut and like glasses and her profile is like, "Live light bod." And then like.

• 21:06Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, well, I love pixie cuts.

• 21:07Paige DeSorbo?

  A Psalm. And then to be like, "You're a raging bitch cunt and I hope you never get married and have children." I was like, "That's crazy." Every single one of my group chats has a person who runs. You know, the one suspiciously cheerful about it. And I've come around, they're right. Running is freeing, it's cathartic, it surprises you with something good every time. It's your body reminding you, you can do more than you give it credit for.

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• 26:00Hannah Berner?

  I wanted to tell you the jokes, some jokes that were cut that I thought were way worse.

• 26:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, yeah.

• 26:05Hannah Berner?

  And I want to see if you think they're funny or not.

• 26:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 26:08Hannah Berner?

  This first one I'm starting with was actually written by Kim Congdon, who's this like amazing roast writer, and she pitched this joke to me, and it's fucked up.

• 26:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 26:17Hannah Berner?

  Selena

• 26:22Hannah Berner?

  Who did evil, okay. Selena Gomez got engaged to Benny Blanco, who seems nice, but he does look like the monster inside P Diddy.

• 26:34Hannah Berner?

  That was too savage.

• 26:39Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so savage.

• 26:44Paige DeSorbo?

  That's hilarious. Okay, next.

• 26:45Hannah Berner?

  Let me go easier. This is like a sweet one that got cut.

• 26:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 26:48Hannah Berner?

  John Krasinski was announced the sexiest man alive. The same guy who took five seasons to try to fuck Pam.

• 26:57Hannah Berner?

  Then I go, this whole industry is very plastic. Every time there's a wildfire in the hills, I assume a Kardashian got a little too close to an open flame.

• 27:07Hannah Berner?

  Okay, this is mean.

• 27:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 27:08Hannah Berner?

  Cause I said, no plastic surgery for Jeff, though. I like your suit. You look like a fancy aborted baby.

• 27:21Hannah Berner?

  I wrote that one.

• 27:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god.

• 27:24Hannah Berner?

  I said, call, big year for podcasts. Call her daddy had Kamala, Rogan had Trump, and I had a more influential blonde, Haok Tua. She gave me amazing financial advice.

• 27:35Paige DeSorbo?

  What is going on with her?

• 27:36Hannah Berner?

  I don't know, but like, that put, I don't know who's managing her, but like, you know that that was not her idea.

• 27:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone took advantage of her.

• 27:42Hannah Berner?

  Someone took advantage of her. And I'm not witch hunting her.

• 27:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, some men definitely came in and like ruined all her shit. She's probably gonna disappear now. Cause what'd she do? She stole a bunch of money from people?

• 27:52Hannah Berner?

  No, she did a, we, it's, it's Bitcoin stuff, so obviously a man did it.

• 27:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 27:57Hannah Berner?

  But it's like she got people to buy Bitcoin.

• 27:59Paige DeSorbo?

  She didn't know.

• 27:59Hannah Berner?

  She didn't. She, that girl did not know.

• 28:02Paige DeSorbo?

  She didn't know. No.

• 28:03Hannah Berner?

  Okay, this is the most fucked up one. Are you ready?

• 28:07Hannah Berner?

  Some girls have been singing out loud during the Wicked screenings, which is not okay. Kinda makes you wish Luigi hit a couple AMC's.

• 28:18Hannah Berner?

  Before he got the CEO.

• 28:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's evil. That's...

• 28:23Hannah Berner?

  So that's roast jokes.

• 28:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love it. You did so good on that.

• 28:30Hannah Berner?

  Thank you.

• 28:31Paige DeSorbo?

  That was so, and you looked phenomenal.

• 28:33Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my God, I found an amazing makeup artist out there.

• 28:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, your hair and makeup, honestly, so good.

• 28:39Hannah Berner?

  Thank you. And I wore a dress that I'd previously worn that I knew was comfortable. Um, shout out to the gigglers.

• 28:46Paige DeSorbo?

  You should use them for that thing, for the thing we're doing in March in LA.

• 28:51Hannah Berner?

  Okay, scrambling eggs. I do have to say, I got there and John Stamos was playing on the drums.

• 28:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:57Hannah Berner?

  And immediately, I like, always know, is that in the room?

• 29:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 29:02Hannah Berner?

  Hi. But I was like, I'm not talking to him.

• 29:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 29:05Hannah Berner?

  Like, I don't talk to famous people in the room. So I'm minding my own business. And we make eye contact accidentally, and he starts mouthing something to me because he was behind the drums and I was in the crowd.

• 29:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:15Hannah Berner?

  During a practice. And I love, like, what's he saying? And he goes, gotcha.

• 29:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 29:21Hannah Berner?

  And I, that's why I started going, no, no, I turned around, he goes, no. And I start laughing.

• 29:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 29:26Hannah Berner?

  And then I turned to the girl next to me. I'm like, I think John Stamos just like, made an inside joke about my podcast, but I think I, I think I'm.

• 29:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I think I hallucinated it. Yeah.

• 29:33Hannah Berner?

  Then he, I tried to avoid him for like the next hour because I just, what do you say?

• 29:37Paige DeSorbo?

  What do you say?

• 29:38Hannah Berner?

  What am I supposed to say to John Stamos?

• 29:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, what do you say to Uncle Jesse?

• 29:41Hannah Berner?

  Finally, he comes up to me and he goes, hey, watch your special twice. But he was so nice.

• 29:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:50Hannah Berner?

  So talented on drums, so cool.

• 29:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I didn't even know he played, like, how did that even come about? They're like, and we'll get John Stamos to play drums.

• 29:57Hannah Berner?

  It was like, I think like Jeff Ross has been in Hollywood for so long. He's like friends with, like Diplo was there just because Diplo's like friends with him. Like, it was so, it was definitely like on the verge of a P Diddy.

• 30:08Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I feel like we need to go to LA and have lunch with John Stamos and Aunt Becky. I met her one time at a wedding and I literally, I like, I mauled her. I was like, I love you.

• 30:17Hannah Berner?

  You talked to her?

• 30:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:18Hannah Berner?

  Was she nice?

• 30:18Paige DeSorbo?

  It was literally right after she got out of jail. And I was like, I don't care what they're saying about you.

• 30:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm upset. And she was like, thanks.

• 30:27Hannah Berner?

  You go, I love a woman in STEM.

• 30:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a woman scheming plotting, okay?

• 30:33Hannah Berner?

  No, he couldn't have been more nice than afterwards, just like chill, like, I love when celebrities don't like pretend they're on like, you know when they pretend they're on a different planet and like they can't process anything around them because they're so famous?

• 30:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, like they're so out of reality that they don't even know.

• 30:49Hannah Berner?

  They can't process a moment. And you always feel like it's your fault. You're like, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have like opened my mouth in your vicinity. But then you're like, oh no, people can be normal. So shout out John Stamos, you're a giggler. He did a video for us.

• 31:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love him.

• 31:01Hannah Berner?

  But overall, I had to cancel my vacation. Which I never vacation.

• 31:08Paige DeSorbo?

  You cancelled like seven vacations this month.

• 31:09Hannah Berner?

  I cancelled every vacation. I'm so bad at vacationing. It took so much balls for me to like click book. And then I got an email and Dez and I were like at dinner and it said like Netflix roast and I just looked at him and I was like, we're not going to Columbia or wherever we were gonna go.

• 31:26Paige DeSorbo?

  You're a career woman.

• 31:27Hannah Berner?

  I'm a career woman. And then I just worked, like I didn't sleep for the next five, they gave me like five days to get the jokes together. So it was like chaos, but it was so much fun. And yeah.

• 31:37Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you did phenomenal. It was like so exciting to watch. I literally had like a Hannah weekend the other weekend. I watched your roast again and your special.

• 31:46Hannah Berner?

  That's like me when I just go to your Instagram to look at your outfit sometimes.

• 31:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, this is my human beta blogger. I'm just gonna put her on in the background.

• 31:53Hannah Berner?

  Wait.

• 31:56Hannah Berner?

  I did FaceTime you a couple of times when Dez was napping.

• 31:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that was nice. That was nice.

• 32:01Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, we're gonna go to the Knicks game tonight.

• 32:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh yeah.

• 32:04Hannah Berner?

  With our dads.

• 32:06Paige DeSorbo?

  How adorable.

• 32:07Hannah Berner?

  What are our dads gonna talk about?

• 32:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Who needs a son? Honestly, is the first thing I'm thinking of. No, what are, I can hear them giggling in the other room right now.

• 32:15Hannah Berner?

  Our dads and Dez are talking. I would love to know what they're laughing about. What could they possibly be talking about?

• 32:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think they ever thought that they would get here with us. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, what do you think our dads think about us?

• 32:29Hannah Berner?

  I was just thinking, because my dad has, he's so cute. He has a basketball league. And when I first started comedy, a guy came up to him and was like, what do you think about like the stuff your daughter says online? Like, she's pretty gross. And my dad, my dad kinda like laughed it off, like whatever. It's like, yeah, me being gross online got him courtside tickets bitch.

• 32:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. No, my dad's friends think that I like do porn. They're like, my dad.

• 32:53Hannah Berner?

  I did, I do do dildo ads. We did not buy courtside tickets. Radio City is owned by MSG.

• 33:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 33:01Hannah Berner?

  And we have two sold out Radio City shows, so it's like a thing they do where they give people who are playing Radio City seats and we, we asked our daddies. So we're just two daddies girls.

• 33:11Paige DeSorbo?

  What I didn't, like when I asked my dad, I really like didn't think of it. I was like, oh, we got these tickets. Like, do you, like Hannah's gonna bring her dad, like, do you wanna come? I didn't realize it until I got home for Christmas, how excited he was. Because like his friends were calling him like, hey, just checking in, like, when were you going to that game? And like, where are your tickets? And he's like, you know, we got the separate entrance. That's what Paige said. So like, and I didn't realize like how excited he was. And I forgot like how much men love sports and it's adorable.

• 33:42Hannah Berner?

  My dad, after we went, we went once, my dad and I, and it was like the most amazing experience. And afterwards he goes, so next time can I bring my friends? And I was like, this isn't for your twenty friends from Brooklyn.

• 33:54Paige DeSorbo?

  How the tables have turned. Literally before we got in the car today to come, I, I looked at my dad and I go, now, act like you've been somewhere before. Please don't embarrass me. If you're thinking, should I say that? The answer's no. Like I literally gave him this speech he would give me when I was eight, like going places.

• 34:13Hannah Berner?

  That is so funny. Well, my dad, um, just to warn you, loves a buffet. Like lives for a buffet. And the last time, I didn't know there was free food. So he ate beforehand, showed up, saw the buffet, looked at me, said, why did I eat beforehand? Now I have to eat.

• 34:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Were there hot dogs in that buffet?

• 34:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, there's everything you can imagine. So my dad hones in and goes, he thinks that he's like.

• 34:36Paige DeSorbo?

  You are his daughter.

• 34:37Hannah Berner?

  He thinks he's losing money if he doesn't eat at the buffet. So he needs to, he's getting ice cream.

• 34:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:42Hannah Berner?

  He's getting ice cream in between because my mom's not around, so she can't like judge him. I think he has gout also. And I'm like, go off, King, go off.

• 34:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No rules here. Cool daughters. We're not regular daughters.

• 34:54Hannah Berner?

  We're in a messy house.

• 34:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm obsessed.

• 34:57Hannah Berner?

  So Paige and I, I did, I am letting you know, we're putting my outfit together like 10 minutes before we leave. Per usual, but I'm excited. Do you think they're gonna get along, our dads? Like, they've hung out, but not like in this capacity.

• 35:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I think dads like.

• 35:09Hannah Berner?

  Have to.

• 35:10Paige DeSorbo?

  They have to because they're just dads.

• 35:12Hannah Berner?

  But also, our dads weirdly have this like crazy connection, but that both their daughters who were written off many times are now like, have a good business together.

• 35:22Paige DeSorbo?

  No, my dad, look, he's very supportive, but when I tell you that he did not believe in me for a second. I am, I am not, I am not over exaggerating.

• 35:33Hannah Berner?

  I will thank him at every award show, but when I tell you.

• 35:36Paige DeSorbo?

  When I tell you, this man was nervous.

• 35:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I was applying to colleges and he said, what are you doing? Do you really think you're gonna be able to do that? I said, Dad, I think I should try. And he goes, look, I'll take care of you for the rest of my life. And I said, okay, thank you.

• 35:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, and look at us now.

• 35:54Hannah Berner?

  My dad was literally the exact opposite. Like, the way he raised me though was like a dog. Like, he would like just throw, he would just throw a ball and be like, can you bring it back? And I was like, I love you daddy. Was that fast enough? And he'd all like, we only connect over sports at first, but we are like the same person. But he like believed in me too much. Like, I would like lose a match to like the number one girl in the nation. He'd be like, what the fuck was that? Like, what are you doing?

• 36:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's good.

• 36:20Hannah Berner?

  But like, his belief in me.

• 36:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:23Hannah Berner?

  Made me who I am.

• 36:24Paige DeSorbo?

  It gave you drive.

• 36:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and he made, in any room I walk into, like, he made me, and he's also a feminist king, my dad. Like, he loves the WNBA. He loves female comedians. He like, I think cuz he's such a girl dad.

• 36:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:37Hannah Berner?

  You don't see what women deal with. And it's like Dez, he hasn't seen what like female comics deal with. And he'll be like, oh, that's weird. They picked your quote. Or like, oh, why didn't they choose you for that?

• 36:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Is that not crazy?

• 36:49Hannah Berner?

  And they learned so much from seeing it through our lens.

• 36:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:52Hannah Berner?

  And I think my dad, he loved when like I was on the boys team and the boys were complaining. Like, my dad lived for that. So.

• 36:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think that like, life is like such a cycle that men get daughters that need to have.

• 37:06Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my dad needed his water.

• 37:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, beyond. Because they always say that like when you have a son, like a certain part of like. Love that you've never experienced, like you experience it, but I feel like with dads and daughters, it's like 10 times more.

• 37:21Hannah Berner?

  We're very similar. And also I feel like the sons, they have that little bit of like fucking authority where they want to be like, I'm my own man.

• 37:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:29Hannah Berner?

  Or like me with my dad, I'd just be like, I love you daddy, you can do nothing wrong.

• 37:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, also like think of their generation. They're the generation of like, yeah, you couldn't get divorced. You couldn't have a credit card. So like them growing up and then having daughters that are like so opposite of anything they've ever been used to is like kind of crazy, but that's a testament to our moms.

• 37:48Hannah Berner?

  Well, I was about to say, my dad is the least powerful person in the household.

• 37:52Paige DeSorbo?

  My dad doesn't know where a goddamn thing is.

• 37:54Hannah Berner?

  My dad doesn't know my birthday or his own birthday.

• 37:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 37:58Hannah Berner?

  My dad did not know one gift that he gave over the holidays. I love to look at him. I said, dad, what is this gift? What is it?

• 38:03Paige DeSorbo?

  This beats me. So I don't know, whatever your mom picked up.

• 38:07Hannah Berner?

  But it is, it is a cool full circle moment to bring our dads to game, to watch other men run around.

• 38:13Paige DeSorbo?

  How cute.

• 38:14Hannah Berner?

  You're gonna like their huddles. They do huddles here too.

• 38:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I love when they huddle.

• 38:17Hannah Berner?

  They huddle and they whisper, they gossip.

• 38:20Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 38:21Hannah Berner?

  About the other team. They'll be like, he is really bad at passing, so I'm not saying.

• 38:25Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm really excited. I thought about my outfit for so long. I'm just like, what would Khloe Kardashian wear?

• 38:32Hannah Berner?

  Oh, what, yeah, what is your inspo and why'd you choose what you chose? Cause I'm obsessed. Also, I feel like your makeup's a little Charlie XCX.

• 38:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I felt like ponytail gives wag.

• 38:41Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 38:41Paige DeSorbo?

  So I was like slicked back ponytail, off, model off duty, just like a tank and jeans.

• 38:47Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 38:47Paige DeSorbo?

  And then a trench.

• 38:48Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 38:49Paige DeSorbo?

  You know?

• 38:49Hannah Berner?

  I like trench because it looks like you're busy and you have to go somewhere, but you don't.

• 38:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Because there's so many pockets.

• 38:56Hannah Berner?

  There's so many pockets, you do look like anytime you're like.

• 38:58Paige DeSorbo?

  She has to get to things quickly.

• 39:00Hannah Berner?

  And you look invest, like you're gonna investigate something.

• 39:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 39:02Hannah Berner?

  Or flash someone.

• 39:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 39:05Hannah Berner?

  This is, this is where me and you differ. I wanted to wear this jacket, but I cannot deal with the fact that I'm afraid that when I sit down, I'm gonna feel hot.

• 39:14Paige DeSorbo?

  We we can put it on the back of your chair.

• 39:16Hannah Berner?

  No, but you know how like it's the outfit, like you can't take it off? I don't like feeling trapped.

• 39:22Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I wear a tank top. Cause I was like.

• 39:25Hannah Berner?

  You can have it hang off.

• 39:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like I felt the same way. I was like, am I gonna wanna take it off? But like, I can't wear a tank top, but like.

• 39:30Hannah Berner?

  I ordered.

• 39:31Paige DeSorbo?

  This is my first time on a Jumbotron.

• 39:32Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 39:35Hannah Berner?

  Watch, they don't do it.

• 39:37Paige DeSorbo?

  They just do yours. They're like Hannah, the giggly squad in my club.

• 39:40Hannah Berner?

  No, there is like an asterisk that like says like, we can't guarantee that you're on the.

• 39:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Is there?

• 39:46Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but I think, but just like, if they if they ever fuck up, like, they can't get sued, you know?

• 39:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, got it. But like, I need to be on the.

• 39:52Hannah Berner?

  Also, the Jumbotron is it's very quick and you always like, I look, I was on Jumbotron once at the Met game. And it was pretty great. Um, but it goes so fast. You don't know if you don't know where to look. Cause if you look at it, you're not looking in it. It's a whole thing.

• 40:06Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm a little nervous.

• 40:07Hannah Berner?

  You're gonna be great. You're gonna you've been training your whole life for this moment.

• 40:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been training my whole life for a Jumbotron. That's how Pamela Anderson got discovered. And I think that's been in my head, cause I'm like, hello?

• 40:17Hannah Berner?

  Is that really how she?

• 40:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, Pamela Anderson got discovered on a Jumbotron at a football football game, I think.

• 40:25Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you're right.

• 40:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Or no, a professional baseball game, maybe.

• 40:28Hannah Berner?

  Do you like how she's been showing up to red carpets? Just like, no stylists, no makeup, just me?

• 40:34Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 40:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No, not at all. Um, no stylists, no makeup, no hair. No, we can tell. No, I collect that. Um, so empowering. She is stunning. She's gorgeous. I I love what she's doing. But like, I would like to see a look. I'd like to see one look.

• 40:56Hannah Berner?

  I think, I get it if you're saving money. Stylists are so fucking expensive. So is hair and makeup.

• 41:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Truly.

• 41:02Hannah Berner?

  And I get it, but she doesn't have to. I.

• 41:04Paige DeSorbo?

  She could have. Look, I am so, do whatever you want, truly. Like, don't wear makeup, wear makeup, get dressed up.

• 41:11Hannah Berner?

  She can't just wear like a light makeup.

• 41:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Do whatever. But sometimes I do think, like, when you are invited to certain events, like, it is like almost rude if you don't come correctly, like appropriately.

• 41:23Hannah Berner?

  But I do think when you're such an icon and you're of a certain age, rules go out the door.

• 41:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Like Jerry Seinfeld only wears sneakers.

• 41:31Hannah Berner?

  Like Adam Sandler.

• 41:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 41:33Hannah Berner?

  Even though he did dress up.

• 41:34Paige DeSorbo?

  That's fine for them, but like, I don't like that.

• 41:38Hannah Berner?

  Can I tell you what I've been doing this whole break?

• 41:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, nothing.

• 41:44Hannah Berner?

  I've been, yes, I've been watching Dexter.

• 41:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the new one?

• 41:49Hannah Berner?

  No, I've never watched it before. Des.

• 41:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, yeah.

• 41:51Hannah Berner?

  Des likes it, because I didn't watch that many TV shows.

• 41:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm watching the reboot right now, because I watch.

• 41:57Hannah Berner?

  So first of all, hot.

• 41:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Hot.

• 42:00Hannah Berner?

  It's, if you don't know, it's a show about a serial killer, but he only kills.

• 42:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Bad people.

• 42:03Hannah Berner?

  Bad people and serial killers, so it's like Robin is a serial killer. I got so into it. I watched five seasons and then Des made me stop because he said it goes, it gets bad after four and a half.

• 42:13Paige DeSorbo?

  It gets so bad.

• 42:14Hannah Berner?

  So he was like, I don't want to ruin it for you. But now, you know, when you, this is the one thing about TV shows, you know, when you miss your family?

• 42:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:20Hannah Berner?

  Like, they're my best friends now.

• 42:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You get invested with them.

• 42:23Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, what is Angel doing? And like, Mazzuka.

• 42:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, good news, because they just rebooted it as like a prequel.

• 42:31Hannah Berner?

  But this is where.

• 42:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Of like how he got there.

• 42:33Hannah Berner?

  This is where I'm gonna be annoying. I don't like change. I don't know if I'm gonna like them.

• 42:38Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's fine. They use some of the same cast.

• 42:42Hannah Berner?

  That makes me happy. I also saw Christina Milian is on it.

• 42:45Paige DeSorbo?

  And she's phenomenal. And she's so good. I'm very proud of her.

• 42:51Hannah Berner?

  I love all her music.

• 42:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Oh, come on.

• 42:53Hannah Berner?

  I love all her songs.

• 42:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:57Hannah Berner?

  I've been doing too many Rose.

• 43:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Deep below, pick it up slow. No, she was an icon. I literally thought I was gonna like lose my virginity to that song, you know?

• 43:10Hannah Berner?

  No, that was so good. And then the Sarah James Geller. Sarah Geller, what's her name? Michelle Geller shit James.

• 43:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Sarah Michelle Geller.

• 43:20Paige DeSorbo?

  It was one of them. People don't talk about her and Freddie Prince Jr. enough.

• 43:25Hannah Berner?

  They're so.

• 43:26Paige DeSorbo?

  One of like the longest lasting couples.

• 43:27Hannah Berner?

  Because people aren't talking about them is why they're doing well. Also, quick thing about interviews at these award shows with these actors.

• 43:38Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, I didn't act her breath.

• 43:39Paige DeSorbo?

  For it.

• 43:40Hannah Berner?

  They, the actors, it's so funny, they're so different than like, they take themselves very seriously, but in like, they're saving the world that day.

• 43:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 43:50Hannah Berner?

  How do we get that passionate about, what if we talked about? Wait.

• 43:56Hannah Berner?

  Doing this podcast, I felt connected to the feminine energy that the space had not been open for. And then the work I've been doing every week, as I put my head down, and I trained for this for months, um, making fun of my little brother, to be able to put myself in this place with you, in this moment, in this present moment on the mics.

• 44:18Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a word salad.

• 44:20Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, what the fuck are we talking about?

• 44:22Paige DeSorbo?

  What did you just say?

• 44:23Hannah Berner?

  You were in a movie where, what, we don't know, you, what?

• 44:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Like you, yeah, no, I feel the same way.

• 44:30Hannah Berner?

  I couldn't think of one movie.

• 44:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Name a woman.

• 44:35Hannah Berner?

  Name a movie.

• 44:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I could name one movie.

• 44:41Hannah Berner?

  Like, uh, the fact that the interviewers remember anyone's name is a miracle, cause like, you get so nervous. I'd be like, you.

• 44:47Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm gonna shout out.

• 44:48Hannah Berner?

  You, Heather McMahon.

• 44:49Paige DeSorbo?

  There's a shout out to Heather McMahon, because I feel like she is bringing like, a little bit of Joan Rivers back, because she will laugh, even if people don't laugh at, with her, because they're so serious, she will laugh at her own joke, and that I appreciate.

• 45:02Hannah Berner?

  She's not taking it too seriously, she's having fun.

• 45:04Paige DeSorbo?

  She's not taking it too seriously. The other E! News host, um, Zuri Hall.

• 45:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm sorry, but if I was an actress and I, and I showed up to the red carpet, and the interviewer looked eight thousand times better than me, I would be like, what the fuck? This is my night. She's always best dressed for me.

• 45:24Hannah Berner?

  And she's extremely professional and smart, and shout out to Kelty Knight.

• 45:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, and Kelty, Kelty looked gorgeous too.

• 45:31Hannah Berner?

  Gorgeous.

• 45:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, I will say, all of the E! News girls are great at their job. I don't really watch any other, like,

• 45:39Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 45:39Paige DeSorbo?

  red carpet, but I will say, I think everyone's just like scared to say anything.

• 45:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 45:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And like, it's so serious.

• 45:46Hannah Berner?

  Well, someone was saying how interviews, it's either like, too deep of a question, like, What does this movie represent for your entire life? And people are like, wait, what? Or they say something like, super a question like, how'd you get ready this morning? And there's like no in between. But it's also, I don't know about you, but it's so hectic when you're on a

• 46:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Red carpet.

• 46:06Hannah Berner?

  Carpet that like you are just word salad. That's what I do.

• 46:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No, a hundred percent.

• 46:11Hannah Berner?

  And then I just look at them like, did that make sense?

• 46:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Bring back the Manny Cam, like what? Do you remember the Manny Cam?

• 46:17Hannah Berner?

  Wait, who?

• 46:18Paige DeSorbo?

  The Manny Cam when they would put their fingers. Yeah, like bring it back.

• 46:21Hannah Berner?

  But also.

• 46:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, the era of like Giuliana Rancic and Ryan Seacrest. I think I like hold on to that.

• 46:28Hannah Berner?

  Where is she?

• 46:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know.

• 46:31Hannah Berner?

  Did they ship her back to Italy?

• 46:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she lives in Chicago, I think with her husband.

• 46:36Hannah Berner?

  Oh, so she has a family.

• 46:38Paige DeSorbo?

  She has a family. She owns like an Italian, I think they own like Italian restaurants there. Um, but I don't know like.

• 46:45Hannah Berner?

  Well, you know, it's taking over now.

• 46:47Paige DeSorbo?

  TikTok.

• 46:47Hannah Berner?

  Bitchy gays on TikTok who I'm obsessed with and.

• 46:51Paige DeSorbo?

  There are no gays on the red carpet. Why?

• 46:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Why are there no gay interviewers? They would be 10 times better.

• 47:01Hannah Berner?

  I feel like there are, but not on E.

• 47:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, like, I don't want a straight man interviewing me.

• 47:08Hannah Berner?

  They have Siriano on.

• 47:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Christian Siriano.

• 47:11Hannah Berner?

  Who I think is gay.

• 47:12Paige DeSorbo?

  But it's also like he's, he's a designer. So it's like, I mean, someone that like their profession is.

• 47:18Hannah Berner?

  What's his name?

• 47:18Paige DeSorbo?

  They have Mario Lopez.

• 47:19Hannah Berner?

  Nikki something, who's the guy who's like hung over and just goes, no, ew, bad.

• 47:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, on TikTok?

• 47:25Hannah Berner?

  Okay, why'd you do that? I'll tolerate it.

• 47:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 47:28Hannah Berner?

  I want him to destroy my office so bad. I know he's gonna see it and just go, ugh.

• 47:35Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he's so bad, like.

• 47:37Hannah Berner?

  But why can't we have that on TV?

• 47:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 47:39Hannah Berner?

  Like, I know.

• 47:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I think because like.

• 47:42Hannah Berner?

  I know it's rude.

• 47:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 47:43Hannah Berner?

  But I think you need a villain, like.

• 47:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I think streaming networks should start doing red carpet.

• 47:49Hannah Berner?

  I also think if there's calm, but let me say that you don't need a villain. It's like the roast. If there's comedy to it, if it's clever, if there's entertainment to it, that's one thing. We don't want people bullying people being like, she looks ugly, she looks bad, this looks stupid. We want funny and not funny being like, oh, she looks like a lampshade. Like, we've heard that a zillion times. Oh, she looks like a mattress cover. Oh, like, good one. We want it more.

• 48:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, here's the problem with us, more banter. The problem with us is we're so self-deprecating. And let me tell you, the majority of people are not. And it's genuinely uncomfortable when you're with, like, around someone that takes themselves so fucking serio-- it's actually such my biggest ick. There's nothing I love more than getting inside of an SUV. I need to be high up. I need legroom. And when I get into an SUV, I also want it to be an award-winning SUV.

• 48:46Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah. I'm not being in an SUV that never won an award before. That's crazy. Do I not love myself?

• 48:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, truly. And that's why Hyundai is a brand that we trust, because not only have they won the award for America's Best SUV in 2026, but they've also won it five times in six years.

• 49:03Hannah Berner?

  And one thing about me, if I'm going to be in an SUV, it needs to have consistency. And that is the result I'm looking for.

• 49:09Paige DeSorbo?

  The Tucson Hybrid is loaded with technology and built for everyday life. So if you are feeling like it's time for an SUV, this is the SUV you need, because the Santa Fe Hybrid is also fully capable and ready for adventure, and also the Palisade Hybrid. So you have multiple SUVs to pick from. Another thing I want to bring up about Hyundai, their interior. I also need a luxurious interior. That's where the Palisade does come in, because they have premium capability and class-leading interior space. And anytime someone says "class-leading interior," I'm in.

• 49:41Hannah Berner?

  Yep. Also, I love a hybrid. Gas, electric, either one, which you don't have to pick one.

• 49:48Paige DeSorbo?

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• 52:51Hannah Berner?

  I did something so embarrassing, speaking to, talking to people.

• 52:57Hannah Berner?

  I tried to put myself out there, be a good friend.

• 53:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 53:00Hannah Berner?

  There was a person who like, I love, and we've only hung out a couple of times, but like, he basically posted saying that he was going through a hard time.

• 53:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 53:11Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, you know when you think in your head, like, oh, I should have said something? I'm like, I'm gonna say something nice to him. So I messaged him.

• 53:19Hannah Berner?

  He goes, "You're actually the reason for all of these problems." I messaged him, I said, "Try to keep your head up. You're really talented and bring joy to so many people. Take care of yourself." And he wrote, "Thanks, Hannah. I appreciate it so much. I'm still kicking and making shit just a bitch." I read it as, "I'm still kicking and making shit just a bitch." And I go, "Haha, you being a little bitch makes you who you are." He goes, "No, I'm saying..."

• 53:45Hannah Berner?

  He goes, "I'm saying still making shit is just a bitch."

• 53:51Hannah Berner?

  Like making.

• 53:52Paige DeSorbo?

  And this is why we have no friends. This is why it's just me, you, and Grace. This is why Chris fucks with us just once a week.

• 54:00Hannah Berner?

  He's so, he's teetering. I go, "Yeah, because you're a little b-."

• 54:04Paige DeSorbo?

  He goes, "Yeah, well, everyone knows you're a little bitch."

• 54:07Hannah Berner?

  I go, "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry." I go, "You're a bitch." I go, "This is why I don't help people. This is why..."

• 54:13Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, "Oh, by the way." Suck it the fuck up, you bitch.

• 54:18Hannah Berner?

  He was saying, his job is like making content. He's like, making shit is a bitch. And I go, I know you're a little stupid bitch. And I was, and then I was like, I hope I made him laugh. And then I checked in on him later, like, hey, we good? And he goes, I don't even know, worry about us. So anyway, um, just be careful. Sometimes when you're trying to make people feel better, it makes them feel worse.

• 54:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I'm gonna also say something that's so crazy. I like missed tour.

• 54:43Hannah Berner?

  I do too.

• 54:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I had a reason to get up every day because I had a flight. I mean, well, I can't miss my flight. I'm not losing out on that money.

• 54:56Hannah Berner?

  No, the quiet was loud during vacation.

• 55:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Genuinely realized that like you and Grace are my best friends. And like, I only want to be around you guys.

• 55:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And I need to go back on tour, even if I have to heavily medicate myself.

• 55:13Hannah Berner?

  See, I knew you loved tour.

• 55:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I love tour.

• 55:15Hannah Berner?

  We love tour.

• 55:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love it.

• 55:17Hannah Berner?

  But like, so that's why I'm obsessed with rap music, because they're always rapping about like hustling and being on tour. So I pretend I'm a rapper.

• 55:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I want to tell the gigglers.

• 55:25Hannah Berner?

  Are you gonna talk about Taylor Swift?

• 55:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe for a second. I want to tell the gigglers because I, I like go, I love the bit where it's like, oh, I hate music, whatever. I don't hate music. I used to be like a huge, like I only listened to rap. In the past, like three weeks, I'm back. I have a slick back bond. I mean, it's like back pony. I am so back.

• 55:47Hannah Berner?

  She's alive.

• 55:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Music playing in my apartment at all fucking times. Like.

• 55:53Hannah Berner?

  Cheesy.

• 55:54Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's just like future and gonna like on fucking repeat. And then I'll throw in like a sad Taylor Swift song.

• 56:00Hannah Berner?

  Did you hear the new song called Peggy?

• 56:06Hannah Berner?

  I'll send it to you.

• 56:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Who is it?

• 56:08Hannah Berner?

  It's this British rapper.

• 56:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Love a British rapper.

• 56:12Hannah Berner?

  Girl, who it's basically about like

• 56:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Love a girl rapper.

• 56:15Hannah Berner?

  It's basically about like shitting on men and being a dominatrix. And she's iconic. I was gonna say, people kept tagging you.

• 56:21Paige DeSorbo?

  In Midnight Rain.

• 56:22Hannah Berner?

  Being like, Paige, listen to this song. Did you listen and are you now a Swifty?

• 56:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I did listen. I'm not a Swifty, but I I'm not a Swifty where I'm like

• 56:31Hannah Berner?

  You go, I'm not emotional.

• 56:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not gonna like murder people that like go against her. I think she's one of the most talented songwriters, like vocalist. She's amazing.

• 56:42Hannah Berner?

  Is there a particular

• 56:43Paige DeSorbo?

  But in high school, all I listened to was Taylor Swift. Like, I was there when the first album dropped. Like, I've always been a Taylor Swift fan.

• 56:51Hannah Berner?

  Wait.

• 56:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I just I just have like some thoughts on her wardrobe, but like

• 56:55Hannah Berner?

  In the Sri Lanka. What is the quote? She goes, are you a are you a Nicki Minaj fan?

• 57:01Paige DeSorbo?

  What? Oh, and she says the wrong quote.

• 57:05Hannah Berner?

  Pull up in the Sri Lanka.

• 57:06Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like, no, it's not the sentence.

• 57:08Hannah Berner?

  So is there a particular Taylor Swift song?

• 57:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I started listening to the one that the girls tagged me in. But no, honestly, I I've been going more rap music because I feel like that's where I'm

• 57:19Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 57:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm at that more emotionally.

• 57:21Hannah Berner?

  One of the final questions, because we pre-recorded our last episode, kind of missed some stuff. Do you have any thoughts on Lily J's essay?

• 57:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Who the fuck is Lily J? Lily J's essay?

• 57:36Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, the boys are like laughing next door.

• 57:37Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they're literally so loud.

• 57:38Hannah Berner?

  Kind of making me upset.

• 57:39Paige DeSorbo?

  We're trying to work.

• 57:40Hannah Berner?

  Um, the girls are working so that you can have your courtside scenes.

• 57:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, laugh it up over there. Jobless.

• 57:47Hannah Berner?

  Nobody wants to work.

• 57:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Jobless fox.

• 57:52Paige DeSorbo?

  You're going into home as soon as you're of age.

• 57:57Hannah Berner?

  I'm not wiping your asshole.

• 57:58Paige DeSorbo?

  A state facility. Who is Lily J?

• 58:03Hannah Berner?

  She is Ethan Slater's ex who wrote. I was like, why are you pretending you don't know what this is? I feel like you did you, did you read it?

• 58:13Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 58:15Paige DeSorbo?

  But she did say like, hey, this is fucked up. Yeah.

• 58:18Hannah Berner?

  She basically like, didn't address anyone though, but in so many words was like, I'm a therapist. My whole life I've wanted to be a therapist.

• 58:25Paige DeSorbo?

  She is.

• 58:26Hannah Berner?

  She helps women whose children are dying. So she's an angel.

• 58:32Paige DeSorbo?

  An angel.

• 58:32Hannah Berner?

  And she goes, my whole job being a therapist is that they look at me as a blank slate. I can take in all their trauma. And she goes, now people see me and know my story of my own issues. And that affects my job because my job as a therapist is to be unknown. I'm fine with Ethan Slater doing his thing, but I've always wanted to be anonymous because that's my job and that's what I do. And now she's, and then she basically drops the bomb that like she went to England, had the baby to support him while they were shooting in England. And then makes no other detailed comments.

• 59:07Paige DeSorbo?

  That's where they filmed Wicked?

• 59:09Hannah Berner?

  So.

• 59:11Paige DeSorbo?

  They went on double dates. Like they went out to dinner with each other. Like that's.

• 59:18Hannah Berner?

  How, this is his dick, just like insane, but also again, I don't care how insane. I don't can't, no matter how good the dick is, you get tired, you get bloated. At some point you're like.

• 59:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No man is worth like ruining another woman's life and a child.

• 59:35Hannah Berner?

  I believe in love. I have that story when I was a freshman and my friends and I who were very similar.

• 59:41Paige DeSorbo?

  My whole thing is just break up. You don't have to cheat. Everyone's an adult. So like, oh, if they get their feelings hurt, shoot, they're gonna have to deal with that for a little. You don't have to cheat. Just break up.

• 59:52Hannah Berner?

  What the intercept net was saying about you, Marcelo. I mean, we were trying to tell you.

• 1:00:00Paige DeSorbo?

  To my own damn advice.

• 1:00:01Hannah Berner?

  But I do believe, and I wasn't cheating because I wasn't official, but like, my friend hooked up with the guy I'd been like talking to for a couple of weeks because I was like playing tennis tournaments and they were just like hanging out.

• 1:00:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, this is your college friend that got married?

• 1:00:13Hannah Berner?

  They got married, they had babies and I go, as they should. They were clearly meant for each other.

• 1:00:18Paige DeSorbo?

  As they should.

• 1:00:19Hannah Berner?

  They found love. I wasn't gonna marry that man.

• 1:00:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 1:00:22Hannah Berner?

  And it's, when people find love, sometimes it gets ugly, but like as long as people are happy, I'm happy.

• 1:00:28Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that quote of like, if you can take them, have them. Yeah. If you can take them, I don't fricking want them.

• 1:00:34Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. I just, shout out to Lily J. She may have been under an NDA, but I thought it was very classy of her not to like throw anyone under the bus, but she just spoke of like, first of all, she's like, I'm Dr. Lily J. So when all the tabloids write about me, she goes, it's doctor.

• 1:00:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god. That's so good.

• 1:00:52Hannah Berner?

  And she basically was like, this is my life and my perspective, what I'm dealing with and I hope it helps any women who are struggling because I got through it. So it was a phenomenal essay.

• 1:01:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow. Good for her.

• 1:01:02Hannah Berner?

  It was great.

• 1:01:03Paige DeSorbo?

  What a strong mom and like.

• 1:01:05Hannah Berner?

  And Paige would write a essay about her experience, but she can't read or write. Who knows how we could did the book?

• 1:01:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't love punctuation, okay? Sue me.

• 1:01:16Hannah Berner?

  Oh god. Um, any other notes that we have?

• 1:01:20Paige DeSorbo?

  What else? Oh, I have like a quick question. I like, I don't know why, but I've been getting like a lot, my TikTok algorithm's like, it's all over the place. I've been getting like a lot of moms like preparing to have a baby.

• 1:01:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And like getting their nursery ready and like doing all these things and whatever. And I had a thought. Do pregnant women shave their vaginas?

• 1:01:42Hannah Berner?

  I think some of them do.

• 1:01:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Before, I mean, I'm talking like when they're about to give birth.

• 1:01:46Hannah Berner?

  I think some of them, I think, I, I'm spitting like out of my, I have no idea. I have no idea. I think if you have like a midwife and stuff, they will like trim it for you. I think nurses will trim it for you. Because it's uncomfortable.

• 1:02:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I would feel like it's uncomfortable.

• 1:02:02Hannah Berner?

  But also you're not going in there being like, oh, I'm gonna make sure she's shining.

• 1:02:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, it was just a thought that I was just like, I need to know this.

• 1:02:09Hannah Berner?

  I think like you don't want a full bush just to keep it like cleaner. I have no fucking clue.

• 1:02:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I just feel like it would get in the way.

• 1:02:17Hannah Berner?

  Also, I love that people on Instagram are like, Paige doesn't want children when you're like, my whole TikTok algorithm is out of the way.

• 1:02:23Paige DeSorbo?

  My whole TikTok algorithm is like. Because I get tagged in so many little girls like dressed up and they're like, your daughter, your daughter. So like my algorithm like becomes that.

• 1:02:34Hannah Berner?

  You can blame other people.

• 1:02:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been doing it my whole life.

• 1:02:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never once been a problem. That's crazy.

• 1:02:43Hannah Berner?

  No, these, these are the whole like packing the bag thing when you have a baby.

• 1:02:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:48Hannah Berner?

  That's a whole thing that, um.

• 1:02:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and I love when people are like just gave birth and they do a TikTok with their husband. Like it's like you can pick any name when you get down there.

• 1:02:57Hannah Berner?

  There was a crazy story. Do, do you know when the thing was trending with like that funny Muppet face? And it was like people with these insane stories. Well, our algorithm is so different. This one girl told a story. I'm gonna fuck it up, but like she was pregnant and she was, her water broke. And she got somewhere and it wasn't the right doctor and her husband started yelling because he was like, where's the doctor?

• 1:03:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:21Hannah Berner?

  And they, um, kicked them out because the husband got upset. So then they had to go to a different hospital and they get there and they get her all set up. And then they're like, oh, we just got a call and like, we're owned by the same hospital that you were at. And like, you aren't allowed to be in this hospital. So they get kicked out again. And like this whole crazy story about, but like, I feel like people, everyone's freaking out when you're about to have a baby.

• 1:03:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I mean, what?

• 1:03:43Hannah Berner?

  That's just a day in New York City trying to cross the street.

• 1:03:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No, honestly, the more I think about it, the more I'm like so open to a home birth.

• 1:03:52Hannah Berner?

  I'm obsessed that you go from a breakup to talking about a baby. It's very celebrity of you.

• 1:03:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Guys, I'm having a home birth.

• 1:03:57Hannah Berner?

  It's very Kylie Jenner of you.

• 1:03:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Right? I just think I would be more comfortable.

• 1:04:02Hannah Berner?

  Very Gigi Hadid.

• 1:04:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I want all the machines and all the people and we'll all sit there like I want health professionals.

• 1:04:08Hannah Berner?

  It's giving second baby is gonna be surrogate energy.

• 1:04:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you so much. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

• 1:04:16Hannah Berner?

  But they say the second one just falls out.

• 1:04:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Yeah. I could feel that. I could see that.

• 1:04:22Hannah Berner?

  How many are you gonna have?

• 1:04:24Paige DeSorbo?

  How many kids? Well, my psychic said I have two and I could have an accidental third.

• 1:04:29Hannah Berner?

  Okay, you're freaky.

• 1:04:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I have another gig appointment this week, so I'll update you guys on that.

• 1:04:33Hannah Berner?

  How many have you had?

• 1:04:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Uh, this will be my second.

• 1:04:36Hannah Berner?

  Okay, is it the same person?

• 1:04:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Nope, different person. I like to compare notes. I'm like, are you, are you guys aligned?

• 1:04:44Hannah Berner?

  Because someone hasn't spoken to each other. I love that for you.

• 1:04:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 1:04:49Hannah Berner?

  And also, thank you again for fighting the good fight. You guys are probably so exhausted out there in these streets.

• 1:04:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm sick of my own, myself, so I can't imagine you guys. But I also want to say thank you to the gigglers. I actually, I'm like being serious, I would have been destroyed this week. Like, if it wasn't for you guys. Like, I saw comments and then I saw, like, I could spot a giggler a mile away. And it just like, I felt so much better. And I'm so fucking proud to be a woman. And I love everything I've said because I can't wait for my daughter to hear it. I did realize that, like, the majority of people were projecting onto me. And I was like, oh, you hate your marriage. You hate your life. You don't have a daughter.

• 1:05:37Hannah Berner?

  Seeing someone have freedom and choosing themselves.

• 1:05:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you, you were in that situation and you picked the other decision. And I picked the opposite and you're pissed. And I'd be pissed too, girl. You can't go back. You can't go back. That sucks. Have a great week, everyone. She's back.

• 1:05:59Hannah Berner?

  We love you. Thank you for giggling.

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