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• 1:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 177. Round of a plus please.

• 2:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah. Oh, I like that. Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 177. If you are new here, or if you haven't already, you look below, you subscribe button pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below than you said, comment section is fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more wrong. Go and fill that out. Get your good karma. I want to say thank you to Charlotte, Atlanta, and Tampa for the amazing shows.

• 2:29Peyton Hardin?

  Now, being honest, hasn't happened in real life. But, in real life for you, we have Nashville and Houston coming up. Nashville, you got a lot in store for you. I would say, click the link in the description to get those tickets, because you're not gonna wanna miss this. And then Houston is going to be the last show of the US leg of this tour. We're going to give you a show you cannot forget. So, go to ushodostudios.com, or click the link in the description below to get your tickets. Also, the best place on earth is what? Say it with me, 1, 2, 3?

• 3:03Peyton Hardin?

  Sure, Patreon, the Koala Club, where's 3 tiers, thousands and thousands and thousands of hours of content. If you want more than 1 episode a week, go over to the Patreon. We love you guys so much, thank you for being here. We have so much coming up for you, you're not gonna wanna miss it. Share this podcast with your friends. I love you, and on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:29Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio!

• 3:38Cameron Kennedy?

  God bless America. God bless our troops.

• 3:42Peyton Hardin?

  And gentlemen, start your engines!

• 3:49Cameron Kennedy?

  What's up, everybody?

• 3:51Peyton Hardin?

  Cam?

• 3:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton?

• 3:53Peyton Hardin?

  You, now, I've known you for a-

• 3:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, hey. I know the route you're going. Let's not, right? We don't need to.

• 4:00Peyton Hardin?

  I, I feel like I must. I shan't, but I will.

• 4:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Honestly, I deserve it, go for it.

• 4:06Peyton Hardin?

  You look the worst I have ever seen you, right now, like today.

• 4:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true.

• 4:13Peyton Hardin?

  August something. It marks the day. This is the worst Peyton Harden has seen Cameron Michael, Jebadiah, Rufus, Kenediah, Kennedy. It's the worst I've seen you look.

• 4:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I need a haircut, bad, very bad. I've been living in a cave. We moved out of our house, no longer live there. I live, I bought a nice little rock, we live in under it, and I don't, I don't have shears.

• 4:37Peyton Hardin?

  You literally look like if Gypsy Rose pre-trial had a baby with 11 post-egg-o eat.

• 4:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Came out and it's you.

• 4:46Peyton Hardin?

  And honestly, you're a wood baby. You're a woodland born baby.

• 4:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I am. I was born with, I was born with absolutely no walls, no rooms. I was just popped out. Dude, now I hate to be the, the guy, the bearer of the weird transition right there.

• 4:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Speaking of birth.

• 5:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow.

• 5:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Opened up my phone.

• 5:03Peyton Hardin?

  You watch birth videos?

• 5:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the internet is, it's getting like, I'm all for free speech. Sure. Say what you want.

• 5:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. God bless our troops.

• 5:09Cameron Kennedy?

  We're getting to the point, God bless our troops. And gentlemen, we're getting to the point, I, I should never open Twitter and physically watch an African elephant give birth. I watched the whole thing.

• 5:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I've seen that. When it plops and hits the ground real hard.

• 5:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It hit its head.

• 5:25Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's beautiful.

• 5:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You saw all, you think all the intestines.

• 5:30Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't see that.

• 5:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Didn't see the birth video I watched. Cause I watched an elephant literally go, it squatted down. Bless her heart. She went.

• 5:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:39Cameron Kennedy?

  She went like that and she did her face and her trunk was moving and then she stood up and went.

• 5:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And a literal massive baby elephant went. Hit the ground, started rolling a bit.

• 5:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:50Cameron Kennedy?

  The whole village came over to say congratulations. I swear to God, there's 15 elephants that pulled up and they all were like.

• 5:58Peyton Hardin?

  It's 14 elephants and a chippan's using the balloon.

• 6:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like.

• 6:06Cameron Kennedy?

  It was a woo woo and then it got, it got real primitive.

• 6:09Peyton Hardin?

  I never saw that video. The, the elephant birthing video I've seen, which is crazy that there's so much.

• 6:14Cameron Kennedy?

  We're seeing so many birthing elephant videos.

• 6:15Peyton Hardin?

  Insane, but I think it's so honorable how far they fall.

• 6:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  Immediately when they touch earth.

• 6:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, imagine being, that's equivalent, literally in, in height of us being born, but there's no table. Like the mom's not on a table.

• 6:30Peyton Hardin?

  It's a game of catch.

• 6:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 6:36Peyton Hardin?

  It looks like Dez Bryant versus Green Bay Packers. It was a catch. A hundred percent.

• 6:40Cameron Kennedy?

  To this day, that is a catch. You can't convince me otherwise. They changed the rulebook after that. That's stupid.

• 6:44Peyton Hardin?

  Today I realized the NFL was rigged. It's that day. But I honestly, now this might be a lot and it's a rough way to start the episode off. I had a stint. As a child where I would watch birthing videos now. And it's a fact, not because of or anything. Now that would be weird.

• 7:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I don't know if you can factually prove that's not the reason. I don't know if you can factually prove that's not the reason.

• 7:11Peyton Hardin?

  Presumed innocent?

• 7:11Cameron Kennedy?

  What age? Okay, or guilty till proven innocent. We can go either way.

• 7:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, but it was so interesting to me because I had this weird like internal thing of like, I can't remember me being born. No one can. No one can. I feel like there's somebody who can remember them being born. There's at least one person.

• 7:30Cameron Kennedy?

  There's not a single human being that remembers going, "Heh, ah, ah." Like, imagine it take birth and translate it to if we were grown. You're literally just opening your eyes to the brightest thing you've ever seen and you're screaming, "Ah." Like, that's birth as an adult. Nobody remembers that.

• 7:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but you think that elephant remembers being born?

• 7:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, animals are bosses. Animals drop down and they're immediately doing something. They're working. They're like, "Hey, teach me how to make the bricks." Like, "Let's four-five this wall. We suck."

• 8:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, exactly. Like, like, okay, but we're more advanced than animals, right?

• 8:08Cameron Kennedy?

  We're the greatest species ever created.

• 8:09Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. So how are we just so behind the curve at the beginning? We just have like this acceleration boost at like four years old.

• 8:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Because A, it takes more time, right? Takes more time for the greatest, because we're the goats. We're the goats. The real goats suck. They have weird creepy little Satan eyes and they always fall over. We're the real goats. Takes more time to develop. We gotta get that brain, that frontal cortex, that medulla oblongata. We gotta get all that cooking, brother. Think that medulla oblongata somewhere back there.

• 8:36Peyton Hardin?

  That sounds like a wrestler.

• 8:39Cameron Kennedy?

  And now, making his way to the ring, medulla oblongata!

• 8:46Cameron Kennedy?

  With a professional record of 0 and 4.

• 8:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man.

• 8:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we got, we got, it's a real thing. You're medulla oblongata.

• 8:55Peyton Hardin?

  I wish, I wish the we can title the episode medulla oblongata.

• 9:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Why can't we? Let's do it. They're gonna be like, what the? Hey, we'll get a lot, we'll get a lot of pre-med majors click on that video.

• 9:09Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of pre-med majors.

• 9:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Who the hell are these guys? Click, now you're stuck.

• 9:12Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly, being an adult, and I've said this, once my medulla oblongata got developed.

• 9:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a hard word for Elmo.

• 9:22Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even think I said it right once. Medulla oblongata.

• 9:25Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a medulla oblongata.

• 9:27Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not saying it right. Someone, please correct me in the comments.

• 9:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Everybody.

• 9:30Peyton Hardin?

  It's the backend. The medulla is, that is correct.

• 9:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's in your kitchen?

• 9:34Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 9:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that your cornpo and your hole and

• 9:43Peyton Hardin?

  Did I say your hole?

• 9:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that actually come out of my mouth?

• 9:46Peyton Hardin?

  Now, we were to we were to define a

• 9:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It's either, I think I actually just said on the internet, out of my mouth.

• 9:57Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I went to a club one time and there was actually a I swear to you, there was, it's called, it's called, um, it's called Kung Fu Saloon or something into the It's like the

• 10:09Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you doing?

• 10:10Peyton Hardin?

  It was the Kung Fu Saloon in the Domain in Austin, and you would go into the restroom and there'd be this wall with this little pee hole in it. And you could go up to the wall and there'd be like some like from the 80s.

• 10:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Like on a TV or like old broads getting to it?

• 10:25Peyton Hardin?

  And old, and they were getting after it.

• 10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Like flesh, like human beings?

• 10:28Peyton Hardin?

  Human beings. It was like an old tape, but it was like a projector on this little hole and you can watch it.

• 10:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no. See, that's what I asked. On a TV or was it two old broads getting after behind a wall? And you go, oh, broads, man, they were filthy.

• 10:41Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, like you're watching like a live?

• 10:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and right, as soon as you pee for more than five seconds, someone's like, how? Because it's Kung Fu. What was the name? It's Kung Fu Judo? Kung Fu Kitchen?

• 10:52Peyton Hardin?

  Kung Fu Saloon.

• 10:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Kung

• 10:54Peyton Hardin?

  And then I went down the street to the medulla oblongata.

• 10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk about a crisis of what to name our restaurant. We got an old western saloon, but I, I with some Kung Fu, man. Let's go, let's go a little Kung Fu Saloon. Like, pick a side.

• 11:09Peyton Hardin?

  That's too, that's way too far apart.

• 11:11Cameron Kennedy?

  What was I saying? Something about

• 11:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, I wasn't. What was I just talking about?

• 11:17Cameron Kennedy?

  How you like to watch birth?

• 11:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, after that.

• 11:23Cameron Kennedy?

  We have literally said hole, there was a pee hole in a kung fu saloon and you watched birthing.

• 11:27Peyton Hardin?

  I literally see CJ's hole tomorrow going down. He's like, God!

• 11:33Peyton Hardin?

  He's gotta cut off that.

• 11:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you were talking about...

• 11:37Peyton Hardin?

  Hey Savannah, by the way.

• 11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Savannah!

• 11:42Speaker 04

  That's horrible voice. That's really bad guys.

• 11:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I looked up and I saw this. He's one eye. Okay, let's regather ourselves.

• 11:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, what was I saying?

• 11:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You were speaking on, we went from elephants to human birth.

• 11:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but it was passing.

• 12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you said when you were a kid, no, no, you said you had a stint as an adult. But then I said and then you said kung fu.

• 12:07Peyton Hardin?

  I don't remember, but it was a really good thing I wanted to bring up. Yeah. It's really gonna bother me.

• 12:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You said as an adult. You said as an adult.

• 12:14Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. I was an adult. What were we talking about?

• 12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  We were talking about

• 12:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was before the

• 12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, before the birthing videos. You're not building a good case.

• 12:24Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I'm sure that is a category.

• 12:25Cameron Kennedy?

  The fact that you're br- The fact, the medulla oblongata.

• 12:29Peyton Hardin?

  It wasn't the medulla oblongata.

• 12:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he was a bad boxer.

• 12:31Peyton Hardin?

  I said before my medulla oblongata.

• 12:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Before that, but, no, no, you said, oh my god, you said, I went through this thing as an adult and I went

• 12:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yeah, you threw me off. I'm so sorry.

• 12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  God, I am too.

• 12:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, let's talk about this, right?

• 12:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 12:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, you, you claim.

• 12:51Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to talk about it.

• 12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 12:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, no, I don't want to talk about it anymore.

• 12:54Cameron Kennedy?

  We don't have to. I'll get you off camera. And I'm just gonna be like, so...

• 12:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, but speaking of medulla oblongata and being a child and transitioning into an adult, right?

• 13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 13:05Peyton Hardin?

  As an adult, I love going to arcades.

• 13:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that's what you were gonna say.

• 13:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not. It's not. It's not.

• 13:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, arcades are the They're the

• 13:13Peyton Hardin?

  And me and you, this week, we went to an arcade together.

• 13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  We did.

• 13:16Peyton Hardin?

  Actually, me and Cam had a fantastic, like, like, bar hopping day.

• 13:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It was fun. That was awful high five. There we go.

• 13:24Peyton Hardin?

  It was funny. It was so good. So me and Cam, Ryan, we all went to like this Irish pub in the middle of like nowhere.

• 13:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 13:31Peyton Hardin?

  It was right by where Bonnie and Clyde robbed a bank. It was so sick. It was.

• 13:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. What?

• 13:36Peyton Hardin?

  That bank right by it was the Bonnie and Clyde bank that they robbed.

• 13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Bonnie and Clyde's from Texas?

• 13:40Peyton Hardin?

  Dallas.

• 13:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Bonnie and Clyde?

• 13:43Peyton Hardin?

  It was in Dallas.

• 13:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Bonnie and Clyde's from Dallas?

• 13:46Peyton Hardin?

  They're not, yeah, they, their mom is, Bonnie's mom is from Dallas. They had majority of their crimes here.

• 13:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm getting a tattoo.

• 13:55Peyton Hardin?

  Shouldn't.

• 13:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm getting a Bonnie and Clyde tattoo.

• 13:57Peyton Hardin?

  Shouldn't.

• 13:58Cameron Kennedy?

  With the skyline underneath.

• 14:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Two one four, two one four six nine seven two. I go, you see that?

• 14:05Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 14:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Did not know that.

• 14:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's sick.

• 14:08Peyton Hardin?

  The only reason I know is because President was like obsessed with all that. So, yeah, so, but we went to this Irish pub in the middle of nowhere, right by a bank where Bonnie and Clyde famously like robbed this bank and it's, they kept everything up and there's like a thing on there.

• 14:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's sick.

• 14:20Peyton Hardin?

  Has, says Bonnie and Clyde. It's really cool.

• 14:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you like not point that out to me when we were walking around?

• 14:24Peyton Hardin?

  Um, you were stimming and you were being real annoying to where, when I was trying to tell you something, your eyes were looking at birds. Yeah. It was impossible to speak to you.

• 14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fair.

• 14:31Peyton Hardin?

  It's like the worst version of Cam.

• 14:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fair.

• 14:33Peyton Hardin?

  So, we, we were at this, we were at this Irish pub. We were killing Guinnesses. Cam's palate's not developed enough.

• 14:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm not, I'm not advanced enough.

• 14:41Peyton Hardin?

  There's something so special about a Guinness, by the way.

• 14:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think it at all. I think it's a dark beer. Tastes like a dark beer and it, it's a dark beer and it is not, it's just not it.

• 14:51Peyton Hardin?

  It's a beautiful, it's a beautiful pint.

• 14:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is not. Oh, hot take, hot take. People that drink Guinnesses and claim they like it. It's simply because it's cool branding. It's cool branding. It comes with a CO2 ping pong ball. You gotta shake it. It's still poured in a glass. Stupid beer's average and it's still 4.2.

• 15:06Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you like literal like piss beer. I don't want to say it.

• 15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I drink beer that is easier to drink, same exact percentage.

• 15:12Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's just, it's a, it's a, uh, metric taste.

• 15:17Peyton Hardin?

  Maturic. Matricized.

• 15:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not it either, but I get what you're saying. No, I think, I think you're doing it for the branding.

• 15:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, 100% I love Guinness, but anyway. We were, we were bar hopping on all these Irish pubs. It was a fantastic time. And then we were on this thing of like, we want to go play ping pong or pool.

• 15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 15:34Peyton Hardin?

  We want a ping pong pool. Ping pong pool.

• 15:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Pool or ping pong?

• 15:37Peyton Hardin?

  Now, there was pool in all these pubs.

• 15:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it was like national pool day though. Every single one of them was completely filled. There's three stacks of quarters. Like I got next, I got down.

• 15:47Peyton Hardin?

  They were taking it real serious. A lot of cigarettes. A guy that weighed like literally 280 and he was literally like Brock Lesnar. He had like a, like a pool glove on and he was taking it so serious. And I was like, I'm never jumping on that table, ever.

• 16:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I just don't think you're allowed to wear pool gloves if you're, if you're not even playing for money. It's unbelievable.

• 16:05Peyton Hardin?

  I want to say there should be a weight limit to playing pool.

• 16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah. That guy, no, that guy like was the.

• 16:10Peyton Hardin?

  Not fat. I'm talking about muscle.

• 16:11Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a muscle mass limit.

• 16:12Peyton Hardin?

  There's a muscle mass limit to playing pool. He was, that's literally like that one joke Kevin Hart made where a bodybuilder working at T-Mobile.

• 16:21Cameron Kennedy?

  He was deadlift with 700 pounds.

• 16:24Peyton Hardin?

  Literally all I should ever see you do is like move around tires and eat ground beef. That's the only thing I should see you do as a human.

• 16:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Sir, put that french fry down.

• 16:30Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 16:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not allowed.

• 16:31Peyton Hardin?

  But then we had the idea of there's one place we can go to where we know there's some pool. We went to Main Event. Now, a lot happened.

• 16:51Peyton Hardin?

  Do we say this story?

• 16:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, I don't think we, I don't know, man.

• 16:54Peyton Hardin?

  You're a patron.

• 16:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, brother. It's game. I might have.

• 16:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm gonna tell half of the story and then I'm gonna say what I was initially gonna say, because this is me getting on the cam, by the way. This whole thing is me getting on a cam.

• 17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 17:04Peyton Hardin?

  You suck at Main Event.

• 17:07Peyton Hardin?

  You suck at arcades.

• 17:08Cameron Kennedy?

  How the hell do I suck at arcades?

• 17:10Peyton Hardin?

  You are the worst person to be around at an arcade.

• 17:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You are, you're, you are out of your mind. How the hell, I enjoyed every bit of it. I played the games to the fullest. Go with this first, we'll tell that later.

• 17:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I'm gonna say this first, yeah. So, basically, we get there at midnight, right? It's late, we're already, we've been taking these Ubers, we're buzzed, right? I'm like 18 Guinnesses in, couple Crown and Cokes, Cam's a couple beers.

• 17:34Cameron Kennedy?

  We had shots.

• 17:35Peyton Hardin?

  We're, we're, we're, we're feeling good, so we're stumbling into the main event, having a good time. We're playing pool, but we're playing the kind of pool where you're just kinda...

• 17:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like we're playing talking pool.

• 17:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're leaning on the table.

• 17:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Scrap ball in hand.

• 17:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so we're doing that, and then Cam has the idea, you wanna go play some games? Yes, some drunk arcade games is the best.

• 17:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Fantastic.

• 17:56Peyton Hardin?

  Now, Cam's in a point of life where he has an in-home gym, a sauna, a cold plunge, three gym memberships, a massage membership. He has, he is well off, he's doing fine, right?

• 18:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I have two of the three things you said.

• 18:10Peyton Hardin?

  We go up to the, where you put in the money to get your game card, right?

• 18:16Peyton Hardin?

  Cam calls an employee over because there was a sign on the thing about a discount, right? We, it is, it is literally, it is literally almost 1:00 in the morning and we are drunk. Just put in a hundred dollars, fifty dollars into this game card, and I'm sure we're not gonna use all of it. Cam's going for at least 15 minutes with his worker about a, a, a deal.

• 18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It was not 15 minutes at all.

• 18:39Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it was like eight?

• 18:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like four minutes, it was four minutes. Don't advertise if I can't get it, playing simple.

• 18:44Peyton Hardin?

  So that's what he was doing, that starts off the game part. We're playing games, right? We play, we're playing these games, air hockey, the air hockey doesn't work. So, but we're drunk, we don't care, the air hockey, we're just hitting the thing, the puck.

• 18:58Cameron Kennedy?

  It's flying off the table every hit, cuz the air was so insufficient, you hit the puck hard, it literally goes right at your face.

• 19:06Peyton Hardin?

  It was playing basketball, the shooting, we're playing basketball, the shooting drill, right? Like where you like, you stand by each other. It turns, again, we have alcohol, it turns into a game of one on one.

• 19:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we start posting up and playing.

• 19:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we're literally like sweating in the middle of this thing. Cam's throwing the ball at the arcade machines loud, people are looking at us, right? We're having a good time.

• 19:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's great.

• 19:28Peyton Hardin?

  Right? Again, it is almost 1:30 in the morning.

• 19:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 19:32Peyton Hardin?

  We are tired, drunk, and we've played. We even get into like the haunted game where we're shooting these zombies. We're in there for four seconds because we can't even see the thing, right?

• 19:44Peyton Hardin?

  This kind of coincides with the story that we can't tell that we'll tell on Patreon. There's a guy in there following us. The guy was following us at the beginning, he leaves and he comes back and follows us some more, right? But it's getting to a point where it's uncomfortable. We want to leave. Cam's gone around to every game in this arcade, every game in this arcade, just to spend all of his money, right?

• 20:09Peyton Hardin?

  It is, they're closing up, we're the only people left in this main event. They're cleaning up the gift shop where you go exchange your tokens, right? I'm like, we're getting followed around, we're tired, the Uber's outside, right? They're about to close, everybody in the main event is waiting for us to leave. I say, Cam, let's go, bro. Cam, let's go, bro. He goes, ah, okay, one more game. He's playing like the little kid games where you're pushing the duck up to get on the water to just to spend. He's like, I cannot leave. This is his exact words to me. I cannot leave, I have $11.50 left on this card.

• 20:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 20:56Peyton Hardin?

  Cam's 27 years old.

• 20:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I am.

• 20:58Peyton Hardin?

  With a fantastic income.

• 21:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And that was my, that was part of my, that was 1150 of my income.

• 21:04Peyton Hardin?

  We are drunk, we are tired, the workers are tired.

• 21:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 21:09Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think that's the right, and we're getting stocked?

• 21:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That, okay, that was, now be partial and honest, that was at least 30% of the reason you wanted to immediately exit.

• 21:19Peyton Hardin?

  That was the exact sole reason I wanted to leave.

• 21:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay, so then me.

• 21:24Peyton Hardin?

  He had the biggest shoes I've ever seen.

• 21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you can't say it again. No, don't say it.

• 21:34Peyton Hardin?

  The biggest strap on a shoe that has ever existed. I saw the strap before I saw him following me. He waited outside the, it's so big, he waited outside the bathroom for us.

• 21:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, you didn't even hear this part, you didn't even hear this part. Ryan turned around, me and Ryan, when you went to the bathroom.

• 21:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Pete went to the bathroom and we were playing, uh, we went back to basketball.

• 21:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And we were just shooting.

• 21:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro shows up.

• 21:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And he, Ryan turns around and asks me as a way to kinda evade.

• 22:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:02Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, where's Pete? The guy literally says, oh, he's still in the bathroom.

• 22:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to God. He goes, oh, he's still in the bathroom. And I was like, oh, this is getting bad, man. I was like, this is not okay.

• 22:13Peyton Hardin?

  And then whenever I'm leaving the bathroom, I can't wait to tell this whole story on Patreon.

• 22:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 22:16Peyton Hardin?

  When he leave, when I was leaving the bathroom, I was looking for Cam and Ryan, but they were playing like a VR game.

• 22:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 22:21Peyton Hardin?

  The guy slithers out of a corner and he goes,

• 22:26Peyton Hardin?

  he point, he waves me over like Pierce in a Club and then points down at them. And I'm literally like, don't wave at me like that. Never wave at me like that, ever. I don't know you.

• 22:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And the worst part is me and Ryan before scrapping on to this King Kong VR game. We literally joke, we go, bro, what if, what if we like take it off at the end and he's just right there? If it happened, it actually happened. We, the game's over and I feel Ryan, he goes, he's hitting me and I'm like, what, bro? What? And I open the guy's like this. He's just standing there smiling.

• 22:56Peyton Hardin?

  It was, it was, no, it honestly, it honestly got scary. We'll tell you the whole thing on Patreon.

• 23:01Cameron Kennedy?

  We'll definitely tell you.

• 23:02Peyton Hardin?

  It got, it started off as a lie that went too long.

• 23:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 23:05Peyton Hardin?

  The whole thing was a lie.

• 23:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Way too long. Anything past 60 seconds.

• 23:07Peyton Hardin?

  It was a lie. The whole thing was a lie that he, he felt the need to drag on.

• 23:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 23:11Peyton Hardin?

  For, for literally two hours.

• 23:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I just wanna say, Cam, you understand you are the worst person to be at Made in Midland. If I have $11.50 left, the establishment is still up and running, the lights are still on.

• 23:22Peyton Hardin?

  Four minutes ago.

• 23:23Cameron Kennedy?

  The establishment is up and running, the lights are on. I'm not ordering food, I'm not ordering a drink. I have $11, so I went straight to that big wheel and I went swipe, spin, swipe, spin, swipe, spin. I played the duck game at the very beginning. Cause I said, God, this is getting annoying. I turned around and played the duck game. Let me spend my last $11 and because we were drunk, I said, I am going to the gift shop and I'm spending all my points on candy.

• 23:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. He spent all the points on candy. He was in there so long. I saw Cam, I was already in the Uber like this and I was telling the guy, you just gotta wait for him. I was in the, I saw Cam walk out of the main event. The last employee followed him and locked the door behind him. That's how long Cam was in that.

• 24:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I was the last one to leave, but we, you act like the three of us, our party as a, as a conglomerate wasn't in there till 1:45. They closed at two. I, I waited.

• 24:10Peyton Hardin?

  About 1:13, I was about ready.

• 24:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine. I was not.

• 24:13Peyton Hardin?

  Once I saw no more O'Reilly's gear.

• 24:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh man, this, that's gonna be one of the best stories we ever tell a Patreon.

• 24:23Cameron Kennedy?

  God, you can't, oh please.

• 24:24Peyton Hardin?

  Trading card.

• 24:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, stop.

• 24:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh God bless. I know he's not on the Patreon.

• 24:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Long story short, I got the candy. I got one of those Nutella sticks. I ate in the car at home and I literally woke up at 3am to throw up.

• 24:44Peyton Hardin?

  How was your week, Bubba? What'd you do?

• 24:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, man. My week was good.

• 24:47Peyton Hardin?

  Did anything happen? Anything you saw? Anything you thought of?

• 24:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. I helped, uh, we helped move in Liv's parents. They moved down here. Her, her mom and stepdad moved down here. That was fun. Uh, my dad with the paper thin skin bumped a corner, not even a sharp corner, bumped the corner, blood gushing.

• 25:00Peyton Hardin?

  Tourniquet needed. Yeah.

• 25:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm like, dude, you have to, oh my God.

• 25:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:05Cameron Kennedy?

  To move. Both, now are we, we're either too young or we're too, too, got too much grit. We start the U-Haul as the door slides up.

• 25:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:14Cameron Kennedy?

  We have not touched a single piece of equipment. Both of the grown men, Liv's stepdad and my father. Started putting on gloves.

• 25:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. They're about it.

• 25:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go, hmm. So I, I started messing with them. I go, I'm not gonna lie, real men don't use gloves. Y'all are, y'all are weak as. And they both turned to me and go, what'd you just say? I said, I'm not using gloves. Like why, why the hell y'all gloving up? My dad goes the paper skin route. He goes, if I look at a sharp corner, I'm gonna start bleeding. And then Timmy P is just like, man, you don't even know what the hell you're talking about. You gotta use gloves. We went down this 30 minute conversation on how real men use gloves. And I, I just don't, I don't subscribe to that.

• 25:52Peyton Hardin?

  I think now that I'm getting older, yeah, I'm a glove guy.

• 25:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you don't own a pair of gloves.

• 25:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I do.

• 26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Describe the glove to me right now, right now, right now. Don't think, describe your gloves to me right now. What do they look like? What brand are they?

• 26:06Peyton Hardin?

  Batman collectibles.

• 26:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they do not, they don't fit your hand. You've never wore them. You're lying to me.

• 26:11Peyton Hardin?

  But I do own a pair of gloves and they're Batman collectible gloves.

• 26:13Cameron Kennedy?

  They're collectible. You don't own utility gloves with fingers, flashlights in the fingertips.

• 26:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I did have a weird thing with the latex gloves from like hospitals. I was, I like the pop.

• 26:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I like to blow them up with water and then draw faces on it, make it a dragon.

• 26:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. That's a part, that's a little, that's a little questionable. Oh, it goes into some things I can't say, but it is, it is definitely a sign.

• 26:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 26:40Peyton Hardin?

  It is definitely a sign.

• 26:41Cameron Kennedy?

  My, my week was good. We did, I did some family stuff. It was, it was fun. How about you? How was your week?

• 26:46Peyton Hardin?

  It was really good. It was really good. I went to the convenience store like a grotesque amount of times this week.

• 26:53Cameron Kennedy?

  See, like that, why do you even feel inclined that, to speak that as if, like why? Go to the grocery store, supermarket once.

• 27:02Peyton Hardin?

  Convenience store is closer and there's a very specific reason. I went to go get a bunch of Celsius's.

• 27:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Good morning to you.

• 27:09Peyton Hardin?

  But not because, not because I like Celsius. I don't.

• 27:15Peyton Hardin?

  It's because they have a recall. Celsius has a recall right now.

• 27:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 27:19Peyton Hardin?

  Because they're made in the same factory as High Noon Hard Seltzers.

• 27:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:25Peyton Hardin?

  So a bunch of the High Noons were packaged in Celsius cans.

• 27:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding. I did not know. Okay, that is unbelievable.

• 27:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so but like there's this huge recall on Celsius because if you open it, you might be drinking a High Noon. So I went to the convenience store and bought at least $500 worth of Celsius.

• 27:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Jesus.

• 27:45Peyton Hardin?

  Just to see if I can get a little sneaky buzz.

• 27:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You bought half a thousand dollars of Celsius?

• 27:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:53Cameron Kennedy?

  To see if you can get a sneaky buzz as if you couldn't bought a six pack for thirteen ninety-nine and guaranteed the buzz.

• 28:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but it's like, it's almost that factor of like the girl next door. You don't know what you're about to get.

• 28:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You're playing like a sneaky game of taboo and you wasted so much money.

• 28:09Peyton Hardin?

  But isn't that so fun? Like imagine the circumstances of all the people that are buying Celsius and then they're just drunk.

• 28:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that is correct. Drinking a seven AM Celsius on the highway on your way to work.

• 28:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God.

• 28:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a vodka, it's a vodka.

• 28:23Peyton Hardin?

  Now, that's probably the worst predicament you wanted to drink that in.

• 28:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, that'd be awful.

• 28:26Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm saying like workout. Like you're about, you're at, you're at twenty-four hour fitness.

• 28:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 28:30Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, I'm about to have a good pump.

• 28:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Crack it.

• 28:32Peyton Hardin?

  You're literally like CJ, like.

• 28:36Cameron Kennedy?

  See, I said, bro, you get, he's, I said, is it getting heavy? He said, no, no, no, no.

• 28:40Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's one of the best recalls because there's a lot of recalls on like Teotihuacan or like, like different cereals and stuff like that's not fun. Because and like eggs, there's a lot, there's a lot of like, like duck in the eggs or something. I don't know why they recall eggs, but like salmonella or something like that.

• 28:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Smell my Nella? Oh, smell my Nella? What? Okay, something didn't sit right with me.

• 29:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:04Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a lot of recalls on eggs.

• 29:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, you either, you either subscribe to a different platform and you get different news channels.

• 29:12Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Or I don't live in the same world as you. I've never heard of a recall in X, a day in my entire life.

• 29:18Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's the number one thing I've ever seen recalled is X. Because whenever I was growing up and I was watching the news.

• 29:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it's some, it's some of Flugerville, dude. It is something in that city. Something is not right. I am serious and I'm not being funny. I like, there, there needs to be a documentary about Flugerville. That city, some cursed. Like there's an old witch that's like hidden underground. She's in a cauldron every day, just cursing Flugerville, taking the potions, throwing it at the soil. That city. There's no way, there's no way someone collects toenails, their mom, there's a bomb squad, there's FBI agents, there's what's his name? The, the homeless, the, the Kelsey guy who tried to, uh, and stuff, but everyone knew him. He was cool. Everyone knew him. There's Zilker Park, Barton Springs, all, no. Flugerville sucks and you have a Doinkin' Fest. Flugerville sucks. Anyone that lives there, you need to get out. You need to get out while you can. And now there's recalled eggs in Flugerville.

• 30:08Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like eggs are the number one thing that's recalled because the, the salmonella in eggs and like chicken and stuff like that. Eggs and chicken go hand in hand.

• 30:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I had, now, okay. Outside of childhood, you li- no, oh my god, you living in Dallas for four years now.

• 30:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Has your f-ing eggs been recalled once?

• 30:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 30:24Peyton Hardin?

  I remember seeing a sign on HEB on the thing, it was like, eggs are recalled right now, try again later.

• 30:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That's probably said, limit to one per customer, they're flying off the shelf.

• 30:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I'm saying, the high noon in Celsius.

• 30:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That is.

• 30:37Peyton Hardin?

  Recall is the best recall you could ever have.

• 30:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Has to be the number one ever.

• 30:40Peyton Hardin?

  If I was like, under 21, like I'm, under 21 Peyton, would have, I would have done everything for a Celsius. I would have like.

• 30:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 30:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's the best thing ever. I can't imagine a better, a better.

• 30:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, I, I genuinely think that's, that's probably the craziest mess up ever. A ma- like, seriously, imagine, imagine trying to get 200mg caffeine and instead you're buzzed.

• 31:03Peyton Hardin?

  You're, that's so good.

• 31:04Cameron Kennedy?

  People slam them, people slam them, like you don't, you don't crack a Celsius and go.

• 31:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Like people, and that's just vodka, straight to you.

• 31:13Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 31:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that's, that's scary.

• 31:16Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, but that's so, I, I, I would be so in a, like, I was genuinely like, I'm going to, like it was a collector's item.

• 31:21Cameron Kennedy?

  See, but that's so, now that's where you are.

• 31:24Peyton Hardin?

  It was hard to find them after a while though.

• 31:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You are wickedly weird for that. You spent $500.

• 31:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:29Cameron Kennedy?

  At a, probably a 7-Eleven.

• 31:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:32Cameron Kennedy?

  On energy drinks with the hopes that it was a seltzer.

• 31:36Peyton Hardin?

  But it was.

• 31:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, answer, riddle me this.

• 31:38Peyton Hardin?

  I wasted about 200 because I realized after it was just the vibes that were recalled, like the little sun, the tropical vibe ones, it wasn't like the regulars. I spent a lot of money on the regulars and I was like. I'm gonna say the whole weekend I was real wired.

• 31:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I was just, that's where I was crying. I was just about to think, did you even sleep dude? I was like. No vodka.

• 31:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, that's watermelon.

• 31:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Careful, peach vibe. Don't do that.

• 32:01Peyton Hardin?

  Don't, I, like, don't they have a watermelon flavor?

• 32:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Jesus Christ.

• 32:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, I was literally like, it literally looked like our old.

• 32:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No vodka, no vodka, no vodka, ah, ah, no vodka, no vodka.

• 32:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, no. Like, how many, no, okay, be honest, how many did you open?

• 32:19Peyton Hardin?

  I, I'm not gonna lie, about 23, that's it. It was a lot on the stomach. I gave them away.

• 32:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no.

• 32:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I thought you were wondering what I did with the rest, well, I gave them away.

• 32:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You drank the whole can? Once you realized it wasn't the

• 32:35Peyton Hardin?

  I know, the beginning ones, yes. I would say about eight to 11. I drank the whole thing because I was like, maybe it takes a while to hit because maybe my alcohol consumption is more than the regular human. So I was like, maybe it's gonna take, I've got a lot of Guinness in my blood.

• 32:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, there's no what, there's no maybe, there's no maybe will on that. That's a concrete, that's a concrete fact. You drank

• 32:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:54Cameron Kennedy?

  11 Celsius in one day?

• 32:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I mean, that's not crazy.

• 32:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That's 2200 milligrams of caffeine.

• 33:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I'm on a caloric deficit.

• 33:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That's worse. That's so much, that's worse. 22, you could have jumped, you could have jumped and got to the top of this building. From the street, you could have went

• 33:17Cameron Kennedy?

  and shot up and turned into Bruce Banner.

• 33:19Peyton Hardin?

  I could have jump started a car.

• 33:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Kevin Gates. Said, oh God, strike my children, right? That's the craziest.

• 33:26Peyton Hardin?

  That was the craziest thing ever.

• 33:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That is unreal.

• 33:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, now this is my topic. Cause I saw some too.

• 33:37Peyton Hardin?

  Tell me.

• 33:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna get straight into it. Octopuses are building cities. Octopuses are building cities. That one came out a little too fast.

• 33:46Peyton Hardin?

  Octopi.

• 33:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Octopi, they're building cities. There is two, and when I say this next word, you need to, you need to really hone in on.

• 33:53Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean, octopuses are building cities?

• 33:54Cameron Kennedy?

  When I say this next word, you need to hone in on it. There's two known, known cities, refuge cities for octopuses.

• 34:05Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, so they're octopus cities? They're not cities for other fish?

• 34:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no. There is two locations, Atlantis and Octopolis.

• 34:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I'm not kidding, bro. Atlantis and Octopolis. They're known, okay. Conglomerate.

• 34:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Of octo, how do you say it?

• 34:25Peyton Hardin?

  Octopi.

• 34:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Octopuses, octopi.

• 34:28Peyton Hardin?

  Now, CJ got an octo.

• 34:32Cameron Kennedy?

  He's got something, Oko.

• 34:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oklantis Octopolis.

• 34:36Peyton Hardin?

  I love that.

• 34:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It is two locations.

• 34:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Known by scientists, like this is a real thing.

• 34:41Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 34:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That conglomerates in different groups, I don't know if they're still called schools, because School of Fish, I don't know if they're called schools for octopi. They are meeting up here, they're mingling, they are reproducing, and then they're staying there and seeking refuge together.

• 35:00Peyton Hardin?

  Refuge from what? Is there an octopus war?

• 35:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, there's a civil war of octopus. Like, what the [bleep]? There's like, like, flying at them, bro, and it's dead, I, I, I deadass went through like-

• 35:12Peyton Hardin?

  Is this a factual thing?

• 35:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I went through like a 10-minute rabbit hole.

• 35:14Peyton Hardin?

  Have you seen the cities? Is there, is there buildings?

• 35:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, there's a shopping mall.

• 35:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, the, I was about to say, they got an octopus aura?

• 35:21Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like this, whoop, there's an octopus, he's like, taking the car to this one, bagging it over here, putting his tip hat there, he's just like, oh.

• 35:27Peyton Hardin?

  He could get, I would be an efficient city now.

• 35:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, if I had eight arms, oh my god.

• 35:32Peyton Hardin?

  If I had eight arms, I'd-

• 35:32Cameron Kennedy?

  If I had eight arms, people would pray to me.

• 35:34Peyton Hardin?

  If I had eight arms, I'd have six girlfriends.

• 35:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, because the other-

• 35:48Peyton Hardin?

  Two are for efficiency, the other two are for efficiency.

• 35:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, he would have, realistically, if you had eight arms, you'd have four girlfriends, you'd have three iPhone 16 Pro Maxes in three hands, you'd be like, oh. You're scrolling everything.

• 36:02Peyton Hardin?

  My dopamine receptors.

• 36:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, your arm in the back that you're not even looking at, you're just like.

• 36:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Scrolling through, and then your last arm, your last measly little [bleep] tentacle, that would be the one that you get like your little Chipotle.

• 36:18Peyton Hardin?

  I would be the most efficient octopus. Okay, but I'm saying like, now, I think it's [bleep]. The octopus cities.

• 36:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Look it up.

• 36:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying-

• 36:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, the only, now, they use city, that's why I was like, you're absolutely kidding.

• 36:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's either, it's either it's fake, or we're really loose with the term scientist.

• 36:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 36:35Peyton Hardin?

  Because my grandma got [bleep] by pancreatic cancer. And, and, and there, once she got diagnosed, they're like, hey, there's nothing we can do. But there's these [bleep] in the deep ocean talking to me about an octopus CBS?

• 36:52Peyton Hardin?

  Are you kidding me? Meemaw should still be roaming strong right now.

• 36:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, you, you've done a good job of desensitizing me over the weeks, but when they come-

• 37:01Peyton Hardin?

  Out of left field like that, man? Oh my god, I thought you were gonna say something about scientists and your grandma was a scientist and it was it was real different work back then, she was a scientist.

• 37:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You said she got body back.

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  God bless your father, man. Oh my god, he's literally pissed.

• 37:23Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's how we deal.

• 37:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, that's, no, you need to deal better. You need to deal better. Like that, like that one was bad. That was, that was objectively, that was not okay.

• 37:31Peyton Hardin?

  We'll mute the body back then.

• 37:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That was so strong.

• 37:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That was crazy verbiage.

• 37:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You said my grandma got body back cream?

• 37:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and the crazy part, she would appreciate the joke. She would appreciate it. She would like it. She was making jokes on the way out. I said it. I said the jokes.

• 37:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 37:49Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, meanwhile, you want me to turn out this light? She goes, I wish God would take out the light on me. You know what I mean? It was, that's what she was saying. And I was like, and that was the last time I seen her. That was the last conversation. I was fired.

• 38:00Peyton Hardin?

  Don't think, oh, never mind. That's too much.

• 38:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, what?

• 38:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, too much. But I'm saying, I think the octopus cities is

• 38:07Cameron Kennedy?

  The infrastructure. We think city, we're thinking skyscrapers, there's transit. If they have an octopus subway, if they have octopus rails.

• 38:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Then that, no, no, there's something, I don't even wanna be a human anymore.

• 38:17Peyton Hardin?

  Octoplane.

• 38:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But they're saying that, that they're meeting here. Like, that, that's the part that I don't get. We as human beings, we can text, we can call, there's newspapers, there's, there's emails, newsletters, everything. Oh, there's a big storm coming, seek refuge. How in the hell do octopi all over, I don't even care if it's in the same regional like coast.

• 38:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:40Cameron Kennedy?

  How in the hell are they, like, they don't have Facebook. It's not like we moved in this neighborhood. Come on, cousin.

• 38:47Peyton Hardin?

  How did, did they talk?

• 38:48Cameron Kennedy?

  How the hell do they know that?

• 38:50Peyton Hardin?

  Ink, Ink Maps.

• 38:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Ink Maps. They're making, they're writing on Stonehenge, under, under, under sea. There's like, oh god, this is a good path.

• 38:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Drawing the picture. Draw arrows.

• 39:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I think honestly.

• 39:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Seriously, how like how do, because they're saying it's like, it's like a hub. It's like if a zombie apocalypse happened and all and like, you know how you'd have your people that have your ham radios? And it's like, oh my God, there's a refuge in Atlanta.

• 39:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Everyone go to Atlanta.

• 39:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Octopus doing that.

• 39:15Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I'm, I'm gonna say this. Like I said, it's. It's, it's complete. Half the I don't even believe what they say about bats. Rest in peace to Ozzy. I don't, I don't believe what they're saying about bats with, with their. Brain talk that they do, the echolocation and all that. Not, never been a believer.

• 39:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent real.

• 39:33Peyton Hardin?

  But how do we know? It's the thing and we're about to film a conspiracy.

• 39:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we are.

• 39:37Peyton Hardin?

  So if you want to hear conspiracy theories, you go over to Patreon to hear it. But I just think all that, that animal talk is a little bit, is a little bit balogna.

• 39:45Cameron Kennedy?

  They don't have a.

• 39:46Peyton Hardin?

  They don't have a.

• 39:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, but they are aliens. They, you know, what is the species that has four brains? There's a, there's an ant, like, why are they not the ruler of the universe?

• 39:55Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. That's why I think it's.

• 39:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Four brain.

• 39:57Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't believe in that fish with the lamp on its head. I don't believe in that thing.

• 40:01Cameron Kennedy?

  We saw documentation of that one. You seen Finding Nemo? That's documentation. That mother.

• 40:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:12Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think octopuses are, if they were land animals, I think they would be the most dangerous animal in the world?

• 40:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I, dude, I, I, have you seen a polar bear?

• 40:20Peyton Hardin?

  In person?

• 40:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. No, no.

• 40:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, you know, polar bears? I don't know. I'm getting real nat geo right now.

• 40:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 40:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Polar bears outside of signing an exclusive exclusivity deal with Coca-Cola. Outside of that, polar bears are one of the few known animals that actively see human as prey.

• 40:41Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 40:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, most animals, if they see us, they're gonna hold their ground. Because, bro, a lot of people think, oh, their animal's gonna kill me. No, it's gonna, it's trying to stop you from taking its young.

• 40:49Peyton Hardin?

  I would much rather fight an octopus or I'd much rather fight a polar bear than an octopus.

• 40:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You are a stupid son of a.

• 40:54Peyton Hardin?

  Let's be honest, let's think rationally here. If octopuses, even, no, you're in the sea with an octopus versus you're on an iceberg with a polar bear. I would much rather fight that polar bear.

• 41:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That octopus would have you like his last name was. Nirmago Metta.

• 41:10Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 41:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He would slurp you up with four hands.

• 41:13Peyton Hardin?

  I might, I might fight him then.

• 41:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't swim, you can't do anything, you're just gonna go straight down and he's gonna, the other thing about this, four tentacles have wrapped your whole body.

• 41:22Peyton Hardin?

  You're proving my point. I'm saying I would much rather fight the polar bear. Octopuses are terrifying. I would never want to

• 41:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's bad, yes. You, you literally have a zero percent chance against a polar bear.

• 41:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 41:35Cameron Kennedy?

  An octopus, you can maybe kick him off. Like, he's gonna wrap you up and try to take you down. He's not, he's not claws, he's not teeth this big.

• 41:42Peyton Hardin?

  There's a, there, there's whole defense classes against bears. Some bears, you stand tall. Some bears, you go little.

• 41:49Cameron Kennedy?

  That's brown bear and black, not a polar bear. These sons of b**** are in camo.

• 41:55Peyton Hardin?

  Camo?

• 41:55Cameron Kennedy?

  They, oh, they're white and they're on iceberg. That not camo?

• 41:58Peyton Hardin?

  I guess that's a fair point.

• 41:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Camo!

• 42:00Peyton Hardin?

  And they've, they've weakened, they've, they've weakened after global warming.

• 42:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they have not.

• 42:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, they have.

• 42:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd argue that makes them stronger. They're like, "I gotta get this f***ing meal." "No, I gotta eat today."

• 42:10Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but if I'm, if I'm under attack by a polar bear, I have more chances I can run laterally. I can go right to left. I could go under. There's a lot of things I could do versus a polar bear. I could scream real loud at it. You're on land.

• 42:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Scream loud!

• 42:24Peyton Hardin?

  Ah!

• 42:25Cameron Kennedy?

  For the f***!

• 42:30Peyton Hardin?

  There's a lot I could do!

• 42:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, first off, land, that is a loose term. You're on a big block of ice.

• 42:38Peyton Hardin?

  But, listen to me. That's my natural habitat. It's on land.

• 42:41Cameron Kennedy?

  If ice, ice is completely opposite from your natural habitat. You are not Slavic. You are not a Viking. You're, you're, oh!

• 42:49Peyton Hardin?

  What, I'm from the what?

• 42:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You're from the heat. I just wanna do, I'm sorry.

• 42:53Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm saying, if, if I'm, I'm already at a disadvantage in the water. If the octopus doesn't get me, the water will get me. So I'm already at a disadvantage. I'm fighting. You gotta do this, right? The whole time you're in water.

• 43:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Punch that octopus on his head! It's soft and squishy. Get off!

• 43:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Beat his f***ing, get to the surface. That's all you do. His head's like this.

• 43:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Like you're kneading it. The octopus on his head. He's gone. He's like, "Ah!" He's inking on himself. And then you f***ing swim up and you're gone. A polar bear, you're, you're absolutely dead. There's, there, I, like, I'm, I'm, I'm good at thinking outside the box. I don't know how you win. I don't know if you can against a polar bear.

• 43:36Peyton Hardin?

  I would put my hand in the octopus and use it as a puppet.

• 43:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, my god. I guess the octopus, turn that f***ing Jeff Donham, start moving him. Ink, ink, ink!

• 43:47Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, "Oh."

• 43:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Falls down.

• 43:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, okay. Fair, right? I can't swim, but I'm saying if an octopus gets a leg, if they get wrist control, you are done, bro. You are cooked.

• 44:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, if you run into octo-normargomedop, it might be a tough night. It might be a tough night. It might be a tough night. If you run, if you run into islamaka octachep,

• 44:16Cameron Kennedy?

  you might be going to sleep with the fishes. You could, I, now, I'm gonna venture and say, if you run into a second-grade polar bear, if you run into an eight, an eight-year-old, an equivalent to an eight-year-old polar bear, you're done.

• 44:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, sir. No, sir, bro. I could kick, I could stomp out an eight-year-old polar bear, which sounds crazy.

• 44:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, first off, no, no, no. An eight-year-old polar bear is full-size. I'm saying in translation to human beings, like an eight-year-old polar bear, so an itty-bitty one.

• 44:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 44:41Cameron Kennedy?

  He, like, you don't understand. They're, I want you, hold, extend your, your thumb to your fingers far as you can.

• 44:47Peyton Hardin?

  I do this all the time, just to see if I've ever gone past it. I've never gone past it since I was like 14. Anyway, keep going.

• 44:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I, hey, now, now, now, hold on. Now, hold on, let's take a sidebar. Let's take a sidebar real quick. Okay? No, no, no. I know, I've, everyone's, every, every guy's, but I'm saying, there's some days just better than other, like, what is that? No. No, I'll sit down and be like, "Come on." Like, I'm me. Like, let's do it. And it never, some days I'll be like, "Holy sh-" And then some days I'm like, "Man."

• 45:16Peyton Hardin?

  Do you ever, whenever you wait-

• 45:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, did I eat bad last night? What was, what is this?

• 45:21Peyton Hardin?

  You did a lot of red Ford.

• 45:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I killed some Swedish fish last night.

• 45:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, whenever you do have your good days downstairs, do you go and show your wife? Are you like, "Liv, look?"

• 45:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. No, no. Liv goes, "What the?" And then, uh, you ever- Now, now, I genuinely-

• 45:38Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, Savannah, by the way.

• 45:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Unbelievable. I want to say this for the laughter it will produce. I refuse to say it on the internet. I'm so sorry.

• 45:45Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 45:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It, uh, you can take your imagination. Imagine what, the, the scenario you just asked.

• 45:50Peyton Hardin?

  Where it's good?

• 45:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Where it's good with the following question.

• 45:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, Liv, look at this.

• 45:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and now I'm simply gonna say one word, add it to that mix, and you'll understand why I'm not saying it. Malakai.

• 46:02Peyton Hardin?

  I, I don't-

• 46:06Peyton Hardin?

  Please cut to his camera when that happens. His mother- Almost tore his ACL.

• 46:12Cameron Kennedy?

  So Ray, to wrap it up, off the measuring talk-

• 46:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:15Cameron Kennedy?

  The polar bear's gonna absolutely destroy you. Their teeth are this big, claws are that big-

• 46:19Peyton Hardin?

  I disagree.

• 46:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It's hundreds and hun- like, it weighs eight times you.

• 46:24Peyton Hardin?

  Right, I get that, but I think you're- like, if we're going scientifically, not for the jokes, oxygen is a problem under the sea. They could just keep you down there long enough. They get wrist control, they- they create ink-

• 46:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, the octopus-

• 46:34Peyton Hardin?

  They blind- they- shut the-

• 46:35Cameron Kennedy?

  The octopus doesn't know somebo.

• 46:37Peyton Hardin?

  They blind you with ink. It's a whole bunch of stuff you don't even know about, bro. You don't even know about. You don't even know about. You ever- you ever-

• 46:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you're well versed in polar bears.

• 46:48Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I've gone to a massage place, and like, it's one of those, and I'm laying down, and I thought there was one lady coming in, and there was two. I feel four hands on me, ten, twenty fingers. That scared the f- out of me. Imagine an octopus.

• 47:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And, bro, you're sadly mistaken. We're gonna have to agree to disagree. You're sadly mistaken.

• 47:07Peyton Hardin?

  I saw this thing online, right? I saw this screenshot on Twitter, and I genuinely wanna know what you think about it.

• 47:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god, dude.

• 47:17Peyton Hardin?

  Now, this is posted on WorldStar. It says-

• 47:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 47:19Peyton Hardin?

  It says, "Woman finally says yes to boyfriend who proposed forty-three times in seven years."

• 47:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh?

• 47:32Peyton Hardin?

  According to reports, Luke Wintrip proposed to Sarah forty-three times over seven years before months of dating, but later joked he deserved a Guinness World Record for his persistence.

• 47:47Peyton Hardin?

  How do we feel?

• 47:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother Luke?

• 47:52Peyton Hardin?

  Lucas, let me talk to you.

• 47:54Cameron Kennedy?

  For you to say you deserve a Guinness World Record, for his- what was that? Persistence? You should receive a double record of your delusion and your commitment to something that clearly is not it.

• 48:10Peyton Hardin?

  I have a totally opposite take on that.

• 48:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You're-

• 48:13Peyton Hardin?

  I think if you love somebody, you'll do whatever.

• 48:17Peyton Hardin?

  He knew for seven years that he wanted her.

• 48:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're you're not understanding how he proposed.

• 48:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 48:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Every other month for seven years. That's what that equates to.

• 48:31Peyton Hardin?

  It's quick math.

• 48:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what that equates to.

• 48:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:34Cameron Kennedy?

  But every he proposed in January, she said, no. April or March, no. May, no. July, no.

• 48:43Cameron Kennedy?

  September, no. November, no. January, no.

• 48:47Peyton Hardin?

  For seven years.

• 48:48Cameron Kennedy?

  For seven, that is that that genuinely like, I'm not kidding. That's one of the craziest stats.

• 48:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I have ever heard in my life and she is a like, you break up.

• 48:58Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 48:59Cameron Kennedy?

  After the second one, I I'd venture to say that you get two, you get two proposals to the same person.

• 49:03Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just glad she finally said yes, because I'm wondering what that dude would be like on the streets free. Like, if he gave up, if he gave up, what is he gonna do? You know what I mean? Like, where does he go after this?

• 49:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I want to know what his line of work is.

• 49:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It's got it that right cold knocking, cold knocking some doors, trying to sell you some.

• 49:22Peyton Hardin?

  Cold sales?

• 49:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 49:23Peyton Hardin?

  Door doors?

• 49:24Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like, get at her. He's like, no, I'm getting in. He just comes right in the door.

• 49:27Peyton Hardin?

  I'll see you in eight years. I'll be here every month.

• 49:30Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, if you ever come back, I'm calling the cops next morning. He's like, he's like, oh, Reggie.

• 49:36Peyton Hardin?

  He has to be the best salesperson of all time.

• 49:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, he if he OK, several several takeaways. And the fact that you like, if you actually believe that, bro, there's no way.

• 49:47Peyton Hardin?

  They did an article about it.

• 49:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not the thing. Your take on it. You're a sick man.

• 49:52Peyton Hardin?

  That I think he's he should be honored for his persistence and his love. I think love is so easily given up on in this day and age.

• 49:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, she is a wicked woman and you said, no, no, no, she finally said, yes. I'm just glad she said yes.

• 50:03Peyton Hardin?

  I'm fine. I know. I think she saved the general population from him. Like, from him.

• 50:08Cameron Kennedy?

  He is, he would have turned into the Hulk.

• 50:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I am saying he is.

• 50:15Cameron Kennedy?

  God bless you, sir.

• 50:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:16Cameron Kennedy?

  If you ever see this. He's, there's something.

• 50:18Peyton Hardin?

  There's something wrong.

• 50:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm, what I'm.

• 50:20Peyton Hardin?

  And she?

• 50:22Cameron Kennedy?

  There's only two routes for her.

• 50:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:23Cameron Kennedy?

  She's evil, or she has a weird fetish, like a weird.

• 50:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, weird no fetish?

• 50:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, no, no, not a no fetish, a proposal fetish.

• 50:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so keep asking me.

• 50:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, I would argue, and, and I want, I want to think of the severity.

• 50:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I would argue your lineage.

• 50:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Doesn't have 43 proposals. Your [bleep] ancestry, like, everyone that's lived to make you, it doesn't have 40.

• 50:44Peyton Hardin?

  We had about 400 years where we couldn't.

• 50:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but, and you want to know the crazy part? 400 years is like, what, 10 generations? That's 10. This [bleep] did 33 more, dog. 30th, you're not like that, that, he's, he asked her, and, okay, now, if they're, if he's popping them over some waffles and like a biscuit, then yeah, go to hell, that doesn't count.

• 51:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I was gonna say.

• 51:08Cameron Kennedy?

  If he's doing real proposals.

• 51:10Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, was, after.

• 51:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro.

• 51:12Peyton Hardin?

  Try number four, did the severity of the proposal asking go down? Or was he going above and beyond every single proposal?

• 51:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Insert the kink of the fetish.

• 51:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 51:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause she loves being asked, she loves the, the, oh, oh, from all the bystanders, oh, oh, and she's just like, huh, huh, no. And she wants a bigger and better one.

• 51:29Peyton Hardin?

  Right, imagine like, imagine every time he's like, I gotta reinvent 43 proposals. Like, so he's like, I'm gonna get a plane in the sky with the, with the clouds, I'm gonna hire a mariachi band.

• 51:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Bowling alley, I'm gonna hit a strike, it's gonna say, will you marry me?

• 51:42Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and then think for every time he thought it was the time, she says, yeah, so he's hiring a photographer.

• 51:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, he's, he's spent, he has spent $100,000?

• 51:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 51:51Cameron Kennedy?

  He's, he's easily six figures in the can.

• 51:52Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely want to know what people think about this, cause I, I think it's honorable.

• 51:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's wrong on both sides, all over 360 degrees, no matter how you look at it.

• 52:03Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I guess, we'll leave it in the comments, what do y'all think?

• 52:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Please, now, I am going to read word for word what y'all say about that, cause that, there's no, there's genuinely, I, I still, that's unfathomable, that you're fine with that. That is, that is nuts.

• 52:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Another, okay, I just said the money thing. Have you heard about the guy? That has been searching? So when Bitcoin, in like 2013?

• 52:27Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 52:28Cameron Kennedy?

  He bought thousands of dollars worth of Bitcoin.

• 52:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 52:30Cameron Kennedy?

  In 2012 or 2013. Which is now estimated to be worth around 900 million dollars.

• 52:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, he has a lot of money.

• 52:37Cameron Kennedy?

  He doesn't.

• 52:38Peyton Hardin?

  Why not?

• 52:39Cameron Kennedy?

  He had it. He had his wallet. And the, uh, the secure pass, uh, phrase, like the, you know how they gave you that?

• 52:44Peyton Hardin?

  Secure pass phrase isn't a word.

• 52:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Secure pass, uh, pass phrase. It's not called a password because it's a whole phrase.

• 52:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 52:49Cameron Kennedy?

  When you get crypto wallets, they literally give you 12 random words. No correlation. It's not a sentence.

• 52:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay.

• 52:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's how you log in.

• 52:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 52:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like duck, couch, orange, esophagus.

• 53:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so instead of one password, you get 12, you get 12 words like a phrase. Okay.

• 53:03Cameron Kennedy?

  So he had a, the, the pass phrase, that, there's, and there's no 2FA. Like they, when you open a wallet, it literally says, you can never get this again. Like you have to write it down. You have to save it.

• 53:12Peyton Hardin?

  You have to remember this.

• 53:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't use your social. You can't use your ID. You, you, no one will ever get this again.

• 53:16Peyton Hardin?

  So you forget it. You're-

• 53:18Cameron Kennedy?

  He put it all on a hard drive. Lost the hard drive.

• 53:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh God, he hit a Cody.

• 53:22Cameron Kennedy?

  He's been searching-

• 53:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 53:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It didn't hit me at first. It did. He's been searching

• 53:35Cameron Kennedy?

  for 10 years for the hard drive. And he finally came out and said, he gives up.

• 53:43Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 53:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Nine hu- okay, so-

• 53:45Peyton Hardin?

  900 million dollars?

• 53:47Cameron Kennedy?

  900 million dollars.

• 53:48Peyton Hardin?

  He was, he was a billionaire. And he lost it.

• 53:52Cameron Kennedy?

  If he finds something that is

• 53:55Cameron Kennedy?

  this size. He is a billionaire. And he officially gave up because he, it was either 10 or 12 years that he's been searching for it.

• 54:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 54:02Cameron Kennedy?

  So I brought that up. A, to give you the fact. B, to ask you a very simple question.

• 54:07Peyton Hardin?

  I would have given up a while ago. Not on the hard drive, on myself.

• 54:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, oh.

• 54:13Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, it's that, now, I'm losing a, now you should have saw me after we almost lost the doc footage. If, if I lost, no, it was scary in this office.

• 54:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, if you lost a billion dollars!

• 54:22Peyton Hardin?

  If I lost a billion dollars, I would become the fucking Joker, Cam. But you don't understand me. Like I- Cam, Cam, my life, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would give my life to a life of crime.

• 54:37Peyton Hardin?

  No one, no one in my life would have a good day.

• 54:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 54:41Peyton Hardin?

  If you're around me, you're never having a good day.

• 54:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but you have to answer the counterpart first.

• 54:45Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 54:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause that was gonna be the second question.

• 54:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 54:48Cameron Kennedy?

  My first question would have been, to what extent, what would you have done to try to find this billion dollar hard drive? Like, to what extent would you have gone?

• 54:58Peyton Hardin?

  Listen to me.

• 55:00Peyton Hardin?

  I would flip every rock in desert cactus to find this. Cam, Cam.

• 55:08Cameron Kennedy?

  What would you have done?

• 55:10Peyton Hardin?

  I would burn cities to the ground to find this guy, a billion, Cam. Put, put, put $200,000 on that damn hard drive, Cam. I don't think you're, you're, th- there is not.

• 55:22Cameron Kennedy?

  A billion.

• 55:23Peyton Hardin?

  With a B.

• 55:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam. There's things I can't even say on the internet. What I would do, I would become, I would become a top level CIA threat.

• 55:32Peyton Hardin?

  Lex Luthor.

• 55:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam, I would be posted at the top of the Empire State Building at night, looking down at the world for the. I would become a daredevil for this guy.

• 55:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 55:48Peyton Hardin?

  The craziest part about all this, this is, this actually happened to a.

• 55:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Could you imagine?

• 55:54Peyton Hardin?

  I, I, I wouldn't have a wife, I wouldn't have food.

• 55:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I wouldn't have a wife, my kid wouldn't have a dad.

• 55:58Peyton Hardin?

  Let's just start there. Wouldn't have a wife, kid wouldn't have a dad.

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 56:00Peyton Hardin?

  I wouldn't eat, I wouldn't sleep.

• 56:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 56:02Peyton Hardin?

  I would be, I would, I'd turn into Schmiegel. I would be deranged.

• 56:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  A billion dollars. That, I, that is, that's incomprehensible.

• 56:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Honestly, is he the worst human being ever?

• 56:15Peyton Hardin?

  He sucks.

• 56:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Just kick him while he's down.

• 56:19Peyton Hardin?

  He sucks.

• 56:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Because how the fuck do you put a billion dollars on a hard drive and just lose it?

• 56:27Peyton Hardin?

  And, okay, there would have been 18 saves in my house.

• 56:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I'll give him grace, because there's, like, so that, that same thing happened to me, nowhere near a billion. Like, nowhere, it wasn't even a thousand dollars.

• 56:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I put, uh, way, it was a couple of years ago, uh, it was like a meme coin or an altcoin came out, whatever. My friend was like, dude, I tried it, it was the first time, I was very skeptical. I wrote this down on a notebook, which got lost in moving.

• 56:49Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 56:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I put it in my notes on my phone, which got broken at the gym by Sanj and Kalook.

• 56:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:55Cameron Kennedy?

  So when I went through the phone, everything transferred except my notes. So I lost that, so I can understand, but the fact that he. Honestly, I just can't comprehend.

• 57:05Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all are dumb. People like you are dumb in him. The fact that you're putting a password, a passphrase.

• 57:10Cameron Kennedy?

  12 words.

• 57:11Peyton Hardin?

  12 words that you can, that you need to have. Like you can't change it, you can't do anything.

• 57:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Where the hell else would you put it outside?

• 57:17Peyton Hardin?

  You have to physically have that, and we're, it's like tangible.

• 57:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I had it written in a notebook on my desk, but when we moved, that's what I said, it like, it disappeared.

• 57:25Peyton Hardin?

  I would literally, if I had that, I would literally cut a hole in my wall with a sticky note behind the drywall. And if I wanted to get to it, I'm going, I'm, I'm breaking it. Like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have like a Pablo Escobar type of house, where instead of there's being cocaine bricks in the wall, it's my password.

• 57:43Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a sticky note. Dude, for, like, it's, it's, that's, that is unbelievable. Like, I, I also want to know, I want to go look, see if he did like an interview or something. Cause I saw the article that he came out and said he officially ends his search.

• 57:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And people were joking, the comments are like, hey, what was bro's zip code again? Like, they're gonna go try to find it.

• 57:59Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying, I'm gonna go search for it.

• 58:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, but I, I, I was like, he, like, jokes aside, he probably is a level of sadness that we don't understand.

• 58:08Peyton Hardin?

  We're making jokes, but I genuinely, I, I feel horrible for him. Like, that is the, that's bad.

• 58:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's cra- that's like, that's like saying you had the formula to like a Tesla car. Or you, or you, or you had like-

• 58:19Peyton Hardin?

  You had the world in your hands and you lost it.

• 58:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And you lose, uh, uh.

• 58:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, and I fumbled some tins in my life. And I didn't get out of bed for months, dude. And, and I still sometimes ponder on those. I, every time I think of Tampa, Florida, I'm like, God.

• 58:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh dude, I have like a memorial service in my phone. You're literally like this, you're like this on a good night after watching a rom-com, you just go, Tampa.

• 58:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 58:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You have nightmares?

• 58:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah dude, I, I got some in there that will live with me for the rest of my life.

• 59:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Oh my god, my wife thinks I'm cheating on her. I forgot to say that.

• 59:07Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 59:08Cameron Kennedy?

  My, yeah, like not like, not like actual like hiring a P I or whatever. She's doing her makeup in her, in her vanity.

• 59:16Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 59:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And she's just talk, just yap in the yap.

• 59:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And she goes, mm. You know what this is babe? I go concealer. And she goes, mm, little, little fast. And I literally go, yeah? She goes, alright. Rare Beauty, I think she said. It was either rare or raw.

• 59:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:31Cameron Kennedy?

  One of the two. Rare Beauty, whose brand is it? Now, I literally had no clue. And I threw a random guess, but I threw it fast as.

• 59:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:42Cameron Kennedy?

  With the hopes that the dart landed on the bullseye.

• 59:45Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you say?

• 59:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And I said Selena Gomez. And she literally went, she literally went like this. Imagine this, these are the stuff that's in her hand. She went. She dropped him. She went. And turned around and my dumb, I'm sitting there. Just scrolling. And she goes. What was that? I go, what? It's not her? I don't know. I don't even know who makes that. I don't know. She's like, no, no, no, no, no. It is her. And I went, oh, really? I was like, that's pretty cool. She goes, no, it's not.

• 1:00:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, it's not.

• 1:00:14Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, who you been hanging out with? And I go, Peyton? And it's just like, no, you idiot. What girls? And I go. Liv, are you, are you really like turning seventeen right now? I don't have a girlfriend. I don't have a side chick. It was a, a shot in the dark.

• 1:00:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And it hit. And she goes. I guarantee you can't do it again. She pulls up another one. I go like Ariana Grande. I was completely wrong. She goes. So how'd you know about Selena? And she was serious. And I was like, Liv, I was like, Liv, I'm not doing this with you. She was like. Low key irritated.

• 1:00:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And I, I tried to tell her. I was like, babe, I don't know what you want me to say. Like, it was just random. She's like, I'm gonna find out.

• 1:00:53Peyton Hardin?

  No cam, okay, honestly, I'm starting to raise some questions too.

• 1:00:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 1:00:57Peyton Hardin?

  What's his name?

• 1:00:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's.

• 1:00:58Peyton Hardin?

  Cause you can't do this to my mom or Liv.

• 1:01:00Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no one, there's literally no one.

• 1:01:02Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't even know Selena Gomez had makeup.

• 1:01:03Cameron Kennedy?

  There's, and I, I, I think just subconsciously, like I heard Liv say it before.

• 1:01:07Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:01:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm dead.

• 1:01:08Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, sometimes you forget what episode number we're on. Like, you're like, there's no way.

• 1:01:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a repetition thing. Like, I'm like, oh my god, it's all fusing together.

• 1:01:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so when you had one hot night outside of Liv, that's, that stayed in there, huh?

• 1:01:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, or one conversation where she goes, Selena Gomez making makeup. I go, what the? And then it just sticks with me forever.

• 1:01:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, Cam, because even I, I'm starting to raise some questions. And honestly, you're dumb in instances like that. Like, like, there's times where Cam just says dumb shit around his wife.

• 1:01:34Cameron Kennedy?

  There is, but I know it because I know her heart, she knows my heart, and we joke and we love each other.

• 1:01:38Peyton Hardin?

  Right, but now, there's times like this when all that jokey joke stuff is starting to-

• 1:01:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, she definitely wasn't joking. She was hurt. She was like, not hurt, but she was like, what the hell?

• 1:01:47Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. I think this causes for a little court. I don't know, this might be YSK court.

• 1:01:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you could easily, if Liv, I mean, hell, if we had AC, she could come up here, bring bubba, he could be the judge, he's like-

• 1:01:58Peyton Hardin?

  He bangs the gavel. No, but honestly, I mean, the thing about the strip club, that, that was- See, if I went to a strip club, I-

• 1:02:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that was, yes, yes, that was-

• 1:02:08Peyton Hardin?

  Go all the club, let's go over to the Patreon. Oh, Cam, alright, I think that was one of the best episodes we've had in a long time. I really did enjoy that episode.

• 1:02:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that was, by far-

• 1:02:18Peyton Hardin?

  How much money?

• 1:02:19Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:02:20Peyton Hardin?

  For what? You'd cheat on your wife with me?

• 1:02:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, little boy butt. Little bit of boy butt.

• 1:02:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, with you. With, like, with you. Like, I'm cheating on her with you.

• 1:02:32Peyton Hardin?

  You're f***ing me.

• 1:02:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I thought you meant you and me are going out-

• 1:02:36Peyton Hardin?

  I could never-

• 1:02:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm cheating on my wife, I'd say, that's, that's a conference.

• 1:02:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no.

• 1:02:39Cameron Kennedy?

  With you, give me ten racks, we'll call it a night.

• 1:02:42Peyton Hardin?

  I got two racks for you right now.

• 1:02:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, literally, go to Chase, Gold Bandit, and I'll say, hey, I gotta go play some video games or something. And I come back limping.

• 1:02:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Oh, man. This, I mean, this was-

• 1:02:55Peyton Hardin?

  I can't, about six years, and now I got-

• 1:02:58Cameron Kennedy?

  This, this, man, this, oh my god, dude, I got, I gotta, like, stop. Like, I don't think of that in the moment because I'm very present and I love it, but man.

• 1:03:08Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, Malakai's gonna have a great first car.

• 1:03:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It comes with it. Get us out of here, you freak. Oh, God. Appreciate each and every one of you. Come back to another episode of the You Should Know Podcast. It was a 177.

• 1:03:23Peyton Hardin?

  I almost did the extendo clip.

• 1:03:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I did. I did do the roll. We absolutely love y'all and appreciate you. Charlotte, Tampa, and Atlanta. In real time, we have not seen you yet, but no, no, no. In real time, we've already gone to you, but as we're...

• 1:03:37Peyton Hardin?

  Not in real time.

• 1:03:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they're seeing this in real time. In y'all's real time, I'm sure all three cities were incredible and amazing. Thank you for coming out. Thank you for supporting. While we're recording this, we haven't seen you yet, but I know y'all are gonna bring the heat. You're gonna show up and show out. But for Nashville, little old Nashville, and Houston, Houston, we got a problem, Texas. Y'all are our last two domestic shows of this tour. We're expecting a lot of energy from you, and good God himself knows that you're gonna get all of the energy from us. Click that link, top link in the description, youshouldknowstudios.com. Get your tickets, Nashville and Houston. There's very, very limited tickets left. That second link is the key to all the behind the scenes, all the unbelievable happiness and laughter and serious talks and conspiracies and Dr. P's

• 1:04:21Cameron Kennedy?

  and vlogs and games and bonuses and extended, all of it.

• 1:04:25Peyton Hardin?

  At the end of the US tour, there's gonna be a doc. So if you want to see that documentary, you better, you better join.

• 1:04:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Join the Koala Club. Head on over to Patreon. Join the thousands of members that are there that love it, that rave about it, that comment, that talk about it every single day, every single week. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma.

• 1:04:43Peyton Hardin?

  One more thing.

• 1:04:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 1:04:44Peyton Hardin?

  There's a new series coming to Patreon. I don't know if it's already uploaded, but YSK Unplugged.

• 1:04:49Cameron Kennedy?

  YSK Unplugged, baby. Oh, my God, y'all aren't ready. And oh, my God, there's another new series. Still pending on the name, but I will, I will be doing, I will be doing a sports, a sports talk. Like a sports segment, a sports talk.

• 1:05:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's gonna be not a segment, it's gonna be a sport, a whole cam sports show.

• 1:05:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Show. It's a whole sports show.

• 1:05:06Peyton Hardin?

  It'll be like Pat McAfee with Cam.

• 1:05:07Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go. It's, it's gonna be fun for all of my athletes, and it's, I promise you, it's not just gonna be basketball, and it's not just gonna be male centered. It's going to be very inclusive for everybody.

• 1:05:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, boy.

• 1:05:17Cameron Kennedy?

  But tons of stuff coming to you after the tour. Go to Patreon. We absolutely love y'all. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma. This week's secret code, W U S. Wuss.

• 1:05:29Peyton Hardin?

  What up, Cecil?

• 1:05:32Cameron Kennedy?

  What's up, Savannah?

• 1:05:34Peyton Hardin?

  What up, Savannah?

• 1:05:35Cameron Kennedy?

  W U S, leave it everywhere, Confused Casters, good good karma, we absolutely love y'all. What is up, Savannah? Girl, you look good.

• 1:05:41Peyton Hardin?

  You look good on the logo, girl, I miss ya.

• 1:05:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Alrighty. Remember, one hundred and ten walrus, we're looking on to Christmas and we'll see you next time, we love you.

• 1:05:50Peyton Hardin?

  Hello? Bye.

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