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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 184. Round of applause, please.

• 1:19Peyton Hardin?

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• 3:47Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 3:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, oh, wow.

• 3:57Peyton Hardin?

  Those audio listeners, you didn't see that, but K-Rob's clappers went crazy. And I'm not talking about his backend. Go Peta, go Peta, go Peta, go Peta. Co-host Cam's back in the studio.

• 4:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Back in the studio.

• 4:13Peyton Hardin?

  Did you get a haircut?

• 4:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I did get a haircut.

• 4:15Peyton Hardin?

  It's always refreshing.

• 4:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It, it, it really is. I really look not like good without a haircut.

• 4:20Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 4:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, and that is just, that's just honest truth.

• 4:23Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly, it's like refreshing to see like you, like, cause whenever you don't have a haircut, I'm like, I don't even know if I want to be around him too much.

• 4:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Check his history.

• 4:32Peyton Hardin?

  Definitely lock your car if he walks by. And I'm like, and I go, maybe having a ch- a child is not the right thing to do when you don't have a haircut. But then whenever you get this haircut, it's like, oh, there we go. There's an average looking white man.

• 4:43Cameron Kennedy?

  There is a soul in that body. An average looking white man's hilarious. No, no. Now you know, I am past average, not due to looks. I might be ugly to some. I am past average due to one thing. And one thing only, not height.

• 4:57Peyton Hardin?

  Personality.

• 4:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Not personality. That definitely ascends me into the greats.

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  Money?

• 5:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Definitely not that either. Not talking about that. My hairline for a soul that comes from the Slavic region.

• 5:08Peyton Hardin?

  It's nice.

• 5:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Is undefeated.

• 5:09Peyton Hardin?

  It's so good.

• 5:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It is undefeated.

• 5:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's really good.

• 5:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And that is the only time I really pop my own stuff.

• 5:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:14Cameron Kennedy?

  But yeah, no, it's straight as an arrow.

• 5:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know where I got it from, cause no one at my mom, uh, nevermind.

• 5:19Peyton Hardin?

  Your mom's got, your mom's cooked chopped on the hairline?

• 5:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Mom's got a little hook going on there.

• 5:23Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 5:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Widow's peak.

• 5:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't widow's peak, isn't that a sign of Satan?

• 5:29Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 5:29Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know that. No.

• 5:32Cameron Kennedy?

  If, so you're saying if someone has a widow's peak?

• 5:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:35Cameron Kennedy?

  There, there, there's Satan.

• 5:37Peyton Hardin?

  I know, I'm pretty sure, cause I had a widow's peak when I was growing up.

• 5:39Cameron Kennedy?

  So you don't, that's funny.

• 5:40Peyton Hardin?

  And I think they were like telling me something. I think they were trying to bully me. I'm not quite sure.

• 5:45Cameron Kennedy?

  The fact that you think, growing up, your hairline was a widow's peak that receded very deep.

• 5:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it doesn't recede. It was like, I had a normal hairline, but then the point just had like a little airplane at the tip of it. Like, it was like a little triangle, like right there in the middle of my forehead. Yeah, I had that for a long time. I don't know what happened to it.

• 6:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I was about to say, how does one get rid of that?

• 6:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I think straight, oh, straight stress. I, I, I'm, I'm currently making myself bald. One, because I always wear a hat for no reason.

• 6:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you do.

• 6:16Peyton Hardin?

  And then two, as I, I am, I'm so stressed out. And like, I, not only are years coming off my life, hair is coming off my head.

• 6:22Cameron Kennedy?

  We are, okay, now, now koala family and regular, you should know family, right? We are, we are working on, on one and two. We're trying to work on the not wearing a hat every day.

• 6:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:33Cameron Kennedy?

  We've been trying to work on a slow little jab.

• 6:35Peyton Hardin?

  Well, one of my barbers is inconsistent. He's having a second kid, so he's fired, definitely. And the second one, he's just far and he got in a car wreck. And so he won't drive to my house anymore. So I'm honestly just waiting on things to clear up in the schedule. And then we're gonna get back to normal.

• 6:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That is crazy. That because this man is expanding his family and this man got in a very bad car wreck.

• 6:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That you are just not gonna get your haircut and you're just gonna put a hat on.

• 7:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Unreal. Like, fine, we are in Dallas. There's millions of people here.

• 7:09Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 7:09Cameron Kennedy?

  There's at least 12 other options in that very shop. And you're just like, no one's touching my head.

• 7:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Unbelievable.

• 7:15Peyton Hardin?

  It's really weird. Okay, but you brought this up. You talked highly about yourself, which is surprising. I wish I had that confidence. I'd be a billionaire.

• 7:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you're, you're in progression. You've always been very, you have like a nice, just popping jab, like a little snapping jab. Your is lightning quick now.

• 7:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, my jab can make you fall asleep.

• 7:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Your quick wittiness has gone above and beyond.

• 7:41Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but since you're delusional, honestly, be, let's be frank here. I'll give an answer to.

• 7:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 7:47Peyton Hardin?

  One through 10, I think I've asked you this before, but life's gone on and you should be more realistic.

• 7:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 7:53Peyton Hardin?

  What would you rate yourself, looks-wise, 1 through 10?

• 7:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Looks-wise?

• 7:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, just straight optics.

• 7:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone that does not know me.

• 8:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, straight optics. We see Cam walking into a bar, a big ginger, big hip, walking into a bar.

• 8:06Cameron Kennedy?

  A big hip ginger ginger. He's walking into a bar. Sounds like a start of a bad joke. I would say, optically, not hearing my voice, nothing.

• 8:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Optically, I believe, and I think it's all right, to believe that I am of three. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. So, beauties and I, the beholder, I would unbiasedly put myself slightly above average and I'd park me at about a 7'5".

• 8:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That's where I park.

• 8:37Peyton Hardin?

  You're a Helen Keller 10.

• 8:41Peyton Hardin?

  Let me say that. I mean...

• 8:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so fucked up and it's so true. Dog, if I had, oh...

• 8:48Peyton Hardin?

  Hold with that camera.

• 8:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, if I, oh, I'm a Helen Keller 12.

• 8:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I got, got, I have a nice, soft heart. I will take care of ya. Hell, I mean, ooh.

• 8:58Peyton Hardin?

  That's why you spend so much time in the nursing homes. Like, they're like, "You're so beautiful, honey." "Wow, honey, you're so beautiful." Is a confidence booster.

• 9:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the only place I give my ego stroke.

• 9:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Around a nursing home, people that can't see me.

• 9:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, same question. Optically, what are you? Straight optics, no personality, no, no little weird quirks.

• 9:20Peyton Hardin?

  I honestly think I'm the worst version of myself right now, optically. Honestly, dude, did you just shake your head, CJ? CJ just went like this.

• 9:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, pretty much. Why do you think, that's not true.

• 9:33Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly, it, I'm starting to look like melted candle wax.

• 9:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 9:38Peyton Hardin?

  Like, it looks like my face is dri- like, every day, every day, my face sinks. You know what I mean?

• 9:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true.

• 9:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a, you have a, you have a bruised ego mirror. You look in the mirror and you just see the negatives.

• 9:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:51Cameron Kennedy?

  If we were to describe you, it'd be straight positivity. I'd go, "He's tall, dark, little, nice little chunk of caramel chocolate."

• 9:58Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 9:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Nice, he's, you know, big boned. You know, he's got cool clothes and he's, guy's probably gonna smell great.

• 10:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:06Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a great looking guy. You're like, "I'm drooping, I'm a melted candle, my hair's receding."

• 10:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but the thing is,

• 10:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 10:12Peyton Hardin?

  The thing is I don't like is my family, bro. Like, I try to-

• 10:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Now it's brutal honesty.

• 10:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, but it's not. My mom is not honest with me. She's one of those moms that will lie to me and I don't, I don't appreciate, I'm almost 30. I know me better than, like, I know me.

• 10:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not a little boy.

• 10:27Peyton Hardin?

  Right? And she, I was like, I was telling her, cause I'm in this weight loss journey, right? And I was like, I was like, "Mom, like, I'm, I'm thick, bro." And she, she was like, "Oh, babe, it's just baby weight." I'm almost thirty, man.

• 10:39Cameron Kennedy?

  If there was a world war, I am eligible to be drafted. Like, I, I, I am a man, a man.

• 10:45Peyton Hardin?

  Baby weight at twenty-six years old.

• 10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Twenty-six is a, that, I feel like that can only come from a mom. That is the epitome of a motherly life.

• 10:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You brought up Calvary County. Do you know, cause I, now I am, you went cold turkey, straight to it.

• 11:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 11:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I started, I did four days strong, slipped at the weekend. My hardest thing right now is weekends with family and shit like that. But, tried again this past week. I went Monday through Thursday, solid. Do you know how embarrassing it is, as a twenty-seven-year-old man, to drive through a Sonic in order of a wacky pack?

• 11:23Peyton Hardin?

  A what? Now, that might be a racial slur.

• 11:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. A wacky pack?

• 11:28Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying it.

• 11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not a racial slur.

• 11:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, there's a Twitter hashtag camps canceled.

• 11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not a, no, you are blowing this up for no, a wacky pack.

• 11:35Peyton Hardin?

  Stop saying it.

• 11:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That is the kid's meal, that's no different than a Happy Meal. Sonic's is called a wacky pack.

• 11:41Peyton Hardin?

  A kid's meal?

• 11:42Cameron Kennedy?

  At Sonic is called a wacky pack.

• 11:44Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so how do you order going through Sonic?

• 11:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally drove up, they said, hey, what can I get you? I said, let me get the chicken tender wacky pack. And I, as a twenty-seven-year-old grown ass man, I had to order a chicken tender wacky pack.

• 11:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Because that's the only thing on the menu that sufficed my caloric allowance.

• 12:00Peyton Hardin?

  I imagine them like, roller skating up to your window and they're like, oh, there's gonna be a kid I could just say hi to and like, they're waiting to give a toy, it's just big ass camp.

• 12:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, they see a sweaty guy in a, in a rental Malibu and I'm like this. Like, gimme, gimme the wacky pack. The fat, dude, they asked, do I want a boy or girl toy?

• 12:21Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you say?

• 12:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I am a twenty-seven-year-old man. I literally said, I said, I don't, I don't really need a toy, man. And it was a guy too. I don't, I don't really need a toy, bro. Oh, like, what does the kid want? No, I just, I don't, I don't need the toy in the pack. I don't need, I don't, just give me the wacky pack.

• 12:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Sir, it's, it's, it's policy.

• 12:35Peyton Hardin?

  It comes with the meal.

• 12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, surprise me then, bro, just give, I don't care, just put whatever toy you want in there.

• 12:41Peyton Hardin?

  Was it a good toy?

• 12:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It was a boy toy.

• 12:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Gave it to Malachi, my son didn't even like it. So it's like, Sonic, your toys suck. Let's just start there. But it is, it was, it was honestly a hit.

• 12:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Having to order a wacky pack.

• 12:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, and I don't know, like, it makes me think about this journey, man.

• 12:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's honestly so hard.

• 13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It is. And your discipline is out of this world.

• 13:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's all my big bone people, I get why you're that way.

• 13:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, and I'm not, no, no, no, no, no, no. I, no. No. No, I didn't mean it like that. I appreciate everybody. I'm, I'm with you. I'm just on the other, like, I'm, I'm close to.

• 13:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Wacky pack?

• 13:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm on the way of exiting.

• 13:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Biggins, I did it now! What?

• 13:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, look, I'm not, I like big people.

• 13:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, dude, you're, you're digging, you're digging.

• 13:30Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 13:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, hey, just drop the shovel.

• 13:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, but, no, because I'm in the same group as you. I'm, I'm, I'm, in my, in my chart, they said I was overweight, so I'm in your thing.

• 13:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You just called him overweight.

• 13:39Peyton Hardin?

  You are. I mean, that's not a problem. I am too.

• 13:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 13:43Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm, I'm close to getting out, but I'm in there with you. Like, I've, we're all in prison together, right? We're all in prison. I only had a two-month sentence. You're in there for like...

• 13:55Peyton Hardin?

  You got convicted like K-Rob of a petty crime. You're going for three months.

• 13:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, why K-Rob?

• 13:59Peyton Hardin?

  That, because he's literally facing, he's facing a, a federal sentence right now.

• 14:05Peyton Hardin?

  Kara's going to jail for 90 days. No!

• 14:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry, bubba, I'm sorry.

• 14:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just kidding. It's a comedy podcast. It's gonna, that's gonna get clipped, whatever. I don't care.

• 14:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I, but it sucks, ordering a wacky pack, it's a 27-year-old. Yeah, it's not for my kid, I don't care about the toy, and it was too chicken.

• 14:20Peyton Hardin?

  I hate to go back. I hate to go back.

• 14:24Peyton Hardin?

  But another reason why I think I'm unattractive is because I, I'm used to, like, whenever I was young and hot, like, I would be walking in public, and I could tell people looking at me.

• 14:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 14:36Peyton Hardin?

  Right? Like, like.

• 14:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Always a good feeling.

• 14:38Peyton Hardin?

  Always, like, I'd get the looks up and down, I would get the, hmm, like, the little tap, look at this guy, like, I felt like Marlon, right? I felt like him. Like, you know what I mean? I've never looked that good.

• 14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 14:47Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say something about Marlon?

• 14:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's just talk about.

• 14:49Peyton Hardin?

  Hottest guy I've ever seen, dude. Like, literally the hottest guy on earth. If you don't know who Marlon is, a Twitch streamer, I, I would lick ice cream off his chest.

• 14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, we're going to a place that I'm not gonna go with.

• 14:58Peyton Hardin?

  Like, imagine, like, a little bit of fondue, like a fondue fountain at Golden Corral, the bottom of it's Marlon.

• 15:08Peyton Hardin?

  We're definitely gonna run into him in public.

• 15:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, that's, it's, it's kinda weird that you just set that precedent. Like, you're gonna see him.

• 15:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And he now.

• 15:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Through internet, might say, "You said you wanted to lick my chest."

• 15:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, I didn't say I want to, I would though. Like I'm saying, like, I would understand, I understand the appeal.

• 15:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, like if it came down to it.

• 15:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, someone's like, "Hey, you gotta do that right now." You go, "No problem."

• 15:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, this is how it'd go, "Ask me to do it."

• 15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, uh, you gotta, do you wanna lick fondue off my chest on Marlin?

• 15:37Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 15:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You sure?

• 15:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I, I want to.

• 15:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It just takes one more.

• 15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally just said, "You sure?" You go, "Yeah, come on."

• 15:48Peyton Hardin?

  That's all it takes.

• 15:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, especially, especially, cuz you're looking at me and you said it the second one. I guarantee you staring at the man that you're willing to lick.

• 15:58Peyton Hardin?

  Um, my pants are on.

• 16:01Peyton Hardin?

  Have we seen Marlin? Oh, I'm confident in myself.

• 16:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, you know, okay, so you know those, um.

• 16:07Peyton Hardin?

  I said I get to my thing, but go ahead.

• 16:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Accounts, oh, I know, I know, my score would be low too.

• 16:11Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 16:12Cameron Kennedy?

  There's accounts on TikTok that their whole thing, they're like graphic designers, they have a software, whatever. And there's basically a ratio of like the perfect face.

• 16:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's like.

• 16:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I've seen that.

• 16:20Cameron Kennedy?

  The nose, the nose is, his is like pretty close.

• 16:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, really perfect.

• 16:23Cameron Kennedy?

  But there's very minimal things they had to do. My, they'd be like, oh, like they'd be dragging the head in a lot. It'd be like, oh, keep going, come on, come on, you got a, you got a pencil too? Bring it in.

• 16:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheeks, I would be messed up, but his was like, pretty close.

• 16:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so, I say it to say, whenever I was attractive, I would get stares and walks and people would come up to me and like, hit on me, right?

• 16:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 16:46Peyton Hardin?

  It was, like, that's when I knew I was hot. It hasn't happened in forever.

• 16:51Peyton Hardin?

  Until this week.

• 16:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh! Oh! Hold on!

• 16:57Peyton Hardin?

  Now.

• 16:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Papa getting, Papa getting hit on.

• 17:00Peyton Hardin?

  One of-

• 17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Papa P getting hit on, okay Papa.

• 17:04Peyton Hardin?

  One of the most confusing slash scary things happened to me this week.

• 17:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 17:09Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent-

• 17:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm buckling in.

• 17:10Peyton Hardin?

  100% a true story, and it has bothered me, and I feel like it's gonna come out on the internet.

• 17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  What the happened?

• 17:18Peyton Hardin?

  Like it's gonna publicly happen on, like it's going to come out.

• 17:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you strike somebody?

• 17:21Peyton Hardin?

  No. No.

• 17:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No sir.

• 17:24Peyton Hardin?

  No sir, no violence.

• 17:25Cameron Kennedy?

  So this is-

• 17:26Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody like hit on me, but I think it's going to be public.

• 17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now yeah, you gotta start talking. I don't know, I am, I'm, I'm now sweating, cuz it's public, I, oh.

• 17:36Peyton Hardin?

  So this Saturday, I was walking through the mall by myself as I am, right?

• 17:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 17:39Peyton Hardin?

  I'm walk-

• 17:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Way too frequently. Like god, you have friends, you have phones, you just don't want anyone with you.

• 17:44Peyton Hardin?

  I was walking through the mall by myself, right? And through the rear, a woman comes up right beside me, taps me, "Excuse me sir, excuse me." I look at the woman, right? Pretty girl.

• 17:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Nice.

• 17:58Peyton Hardin?

  Right, pretty girl. Glasses on, makeup done.

• 18:01Cameron Kennedy?

  What else you have on?

• 18:02Peyton Hardin?

  Right? No.

• 18:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Describe her outfit, head to toe."

• 18:05Peyton Hardin?

  And she goes, "Hey," and I said, "Hi." And she says, "Um, hey, sorry to bother you, um, I need help with directions." And I go, "Uh, okay, I'll try."

• 18:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't, don't you act like you don't have that mall bag like the back of your hand.

• 18:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, if you know-

• 18:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You should be like, you go 700 steps, there you're gonna take a sharp right, there's gonna be a guy named Ernesto, he's gonna offer you a bottle of water, say no, keep going.

• 18:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, but if you know me, anytime somebody gives me directions, or anytime somebody asks directions from me, I panic.

• 18:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And you lie.

• 18:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's my triggering question, right? So immediately she asks me, "Hey, I need help with directions," panic mode ensues.

• 18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 18:42Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not good with directions.

• 18:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you verbally accosted her.

• 18:45Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, she goes, "I need help with directions," I say, "Okay, I'll try." She goes, "Oh," well, uh, like she's confused, she goes, "Are you not from here?"

• 18:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, she's aggressive.

• 18:57Peyton Hardin?

  And I go, "No, I am, but I'm horrible at directions."

• 19:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Playing the humble bag?

• 19:03Peyton Hardin?

  She replies saying, "It's okay, I wasn't really looking for physical directions, I was looking for directions to your heart."

• 19:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I know you were

• 19:19Peyton Hardin?

  I, and I don't know what, like, I don't know what my body did, but I, I looked and I was a couple steps away.

• 19:29Peyton Hardin?

  It was like an impulse step back. Like, I went to full defense mode, cuz I'm scared of that. I'm scared of it.

• 19:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry, can we please both play that? She goes, "Not physical directions, but directions to your heart." He's like, "Ooh." Whoa, hold on now.

• 19:52Peyton Hardin?

  But my natural thing is because I was really expecting, like, I was gonna have to lie to her and tell her directions. I didn't know the directions.

• 19:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You're discombobulated.

• 19:59Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and so she hits me with that smoke bomb, and so I'm all disoriented. I think I literally went, I think I automatically went, "Hoo." Cuz her response was, "Did that work? Now you put me in a predicament."

• 20:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Shit, was her name Steph? Last name Curry? She is, I mean, she is as bold as they come. "Did that work?"

• 20:21Peyton Hardin?

  But look, in my position in life, right, my current status, no ma'am, I'm in a situation.

• 20:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah!

• 20:29Peyton Hardin?

  So I go, "Oh, I'm sorry, I got a girlfriend."

• 20:36Peyton Hardin?

  I literally, no, I feel bad. No, I feel bad.

• 20:38Cameron Kennedy?

  But you should feel good on the same front.

• 20:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, yes, but I saw her knees buckle.

• 20:43Peyton Hardin?

  She got two inches shorter, because that was a bold thing to say and a bold thing to do. She literally went, "Poo poo."

• 20:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And god bless you, due to your mental state of being anxious and now in smoke bombs, you probably went, "No, I have a girlfriend." It didn't come off smooth.

• 20:56Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 20:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think it came out smooth.

• 20:59Peyton Hardin?

  But then, she goes, she goes back down to her phone and starts to do something on her phone, and she goes, "Yeah, it seems like all the attractive ones have girlfriends." And I was like, "Okay, what are you looking at your phone?"

• 21:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I was like, "What the, answer me now."

• 21:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I was like, "Why are you looking at your phone?" She looks back up at me, she has Ray-Ban, like, meta glasses on. I think she was recording me and so now I'm like, oh, I'm gonna be on the internet. So I asked her name. I said, what's your name? And she told me, I said, oh, it's so nice to meet you, right?

• 21:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 21:37Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if she was recording me. I don't want to put that on here.

• 21:40Cameron Kennedy?

  But she hundred percent had the Ray-Ban, the Meta joints.

• 21:42Peyton Hardin?

  She had the Ray-Ban Meta glasses on.

• 21:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you see the little LED light indicator?

• 21:46Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 21:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 21:47Peyton Hardin?

  So I go back, I go, I continue my shopping after that. I feel bad because I've never rejected somebody before. Like, you know, I've never done it. I don't, I, well, not, because people don't come up to me.

• 21:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, you easy.

• 22:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, you're cute. Come with me. What the, you mean you never said no?

• 22:06Peyton Hardin?

  I'm a th-

• 22:10Cameron Kennedy?

  This is fast.

• 22:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it's just because, because women don't really hit on me. And if they do, I'll just give them a fake number. But in the predicament I am in, I can't even do that. I don't want to do that.

• 22:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. Oh, my, oh, my God, this is, this is incredible.

• 22:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, but look, it gets crazier. I go up to Zara, right? I'm in Zara looking at clothes. I'm still trying to reel from what just happened. I'm like, I saw her knees buckle.

• 22:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I physically watched her almost diddy bop.

• 22:35Peyton Hardin?

  I'm checking out the jackets, right? And from my peripheral, I see a silhouette of a woman walk past. I turn my head to look.

• 22:46Peyton Hardin?

  The same woman that just asked for my number and I had to reject in front of people was walking right past me, holding hands with a six foot eight NFL looking player. And I literally was like, holy, and she like kept looking at me like this.

• 23:11Peyton Hardin?

  My heart, I can't say nothing to him. If I say something to him, he thinks I'm lying, I'm dead.

• 23:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're going through the ground.

• 23:17Peyton Hardin?

  Biggest man I've ever seen, Derrick Henry is holding her hand, right?

• 23:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 23:20Peyton Hardin?

  Terrifying. I continue down the mall. I, I mind my business. That has nothing to do with me, right? I leave, I'm like, I didn't, I want nothing to do with that. I want nothing to do with that, right? I'm walking through the mall some more.

• 23:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm walking out of Lululemon. Who's standing outside of Lululemon?

• 23:41Peyton Hardin?

  Derrick Henry and, and, and the woman.

• 23:43Cameron Kennedy?

  The woman is standing out there, not with the 6'8" dude I just saw her with. She's talking to a group of four dudes, putting her number in one of their phones.

• 23:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Am I wrong for being jealous now? What?

• 24:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Am I wrong? You are jealous after that? You didn't want just me? I'm not gonna... Oh no, oh no. Oh no, no buddy, she wanted anything. She wanted anything in the world that has a you-know-what, it sounds like.

• 24:18Peyton Hardin?

  But who was holding her hand?

• 24:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That was the next tallest big glass of chocolate milk she could find.

• 24:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, he, he, he, oh man, I, there's nothing I got even close to his.

• 24:28Cameron Kennedy?

  He doesn't have your personality.

• 24:29Peyton Hardin?

  He, I don't have his.

• 24:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That man knows a, he knows a three-point stance and you don't have what? What'd you just say? What'd you just say? What did you just say?

• 24:39Peyton Hardin?

  50% off on royalty, you wanna hear what I just said? 50% off all week.

• 24:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a, I think it's fair to say, A.

• 24:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Technically, the bullet's not dodged.

• 24:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, the very incriminating thing that can't happen.

• 24:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Her Ray-Ban meta footage hits internet, you lied about everything, you go, "Hey, girl, yeah, here's my number."

• 25:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my gosh, she AIs me, she AIs me.

• 25:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 25:04Peyton Hardin?

  She AIs me, and I'm literally going this.

• 25:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, she has it now! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!

• 25:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, she has it!

• 25:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no!

• 25:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 25:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'm literally like...

• 25:20Peyton Hardin?

  Can you imagine watching that video? She's like, she's like doing, she was looking down, scrolling through the phone, she goes, "Yeah, it seems like they all have boy, uh, girlfriends." Looks up, you're like...

• 25:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, that is, I mean, holy

• 25:36Peyton Hardin?

  I got more stories from that mall trip.

• 25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a lot to unpack.

• 25:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was, it was, it was, one, it is the ego in me that I was jealous, cause like, what the

• 25:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Has to be.

• 25:49Peyton Hardin?

  Like, what the

• 25:51Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not good enough? Just kidding, just kidding, it's not right to call women that. It's a joke.

• 25:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I think my

• 25:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'm toeing the line today.

• 25:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I think my, that's fine, I think my greatest takeaway is that you were, you're just a little fast thing.

• 26:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you just, you just name dropped yourself as being a Like, that is, you said, I've never said no to a girl. It's unbelievable.

• 26:14Peyton Hardin?

  That sounds crazy, but it's because I rarely get hit on like that, and if I do, I'll just put in a fake number, or I go by my alias, which is?

• 26:21Cameron Kennedy?

  S- Steve. So you, well, you all do know that.

• 26:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:24Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, I met this, he was like, six, seven, black, his name was Steve, though. That's kind of weird, but I kind of like it, girl. She shows a picture to you like this.

• 26:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Something.

• 26:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:39Cameron Kennedy?

  So you, okay, you said the one guy, this is just from this weekend, you said the one guy, what, looked like an NFL player.

• 26:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I had a realization that I need to change my ways, when it comes to football season. Being a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, and I'm not, like, it's, at a certain point, it's not good for my family. How primal and angry I can become watching the Dallas Cowboys.

• 27:03Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, watching sports in general, you are a, no, you are a bad person to watch sports with.

• 27:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I know, I, I get heated, I love the, basketball's a little different.

• 27:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I know all the ins and outs of basketball, football, I don't, I love football, but I don't know, like, ultra deep dive film.

• 27:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you can't tell me what a cover two is.

• 27:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, yeah, okay, now, okay, my god, yeah, but I'm talking about, exactly, all this other

• 27:25Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 27:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Watching the game, this past Sunday, which we lose to the Bears, which is a joke.

• 27:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally caught myself turning around, looking at my son, with a face of fear in his eyes.

• 27:39Peyton Hardin?

  Truly.

• 27:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I'm sitting there at the TV, mother Like screaming at it.

• 27:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Like block somebody and he's just sitting there like this. Like he's like, like fainting at me.

• 27:53Cameron Kennedy?

  So my wife's getting mad at me.

• 27:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:55Cameron Kennedy?

  My other family members are like, this is like not a good look.

• 27:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:58Cameron Kennedy?

  My son's getting scared and all I'm thinking about is Dak Prescott.

• 28:02Peyton Hardin?

  And it's crazy. You don't have money on the game.

• 28:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I don't have a single parlay.

• 28:05Peyton Hardin?

  You don't have a.

• 28:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Single money line.

• 28:06Peyton Hardin?

  No fantasy.

• 28:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No fantasy team.

• 28:09Peyton Hardin?

  That's pure.

• 28:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Pure fandom. I want my Cowboys to win.

• 28:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And I am literally becoming a caveman.

• 28:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:14Cameron Kennedy?

  At this TV.

• 28:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And I had, bro, I had to ask two things. Why do you think I am like that? Cause and it's great. You said I'm the worst to watch sports.

• 28:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:23Cameron Kennedy?

  And why are you not like that?

• 28:24Peyton Hardin?

  You.

• 28:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Like I've watched you watch sports, especially players you care about. We'd like, we would use to watch LeBron in the finals. We're always just kind of like this. Oh dude, go Bron. Dude, sick block.

• 28:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm literally, I'm like hitting my fridge as he blocked Igudala. I'm like, block, block, like breaking in my house.

• 28:41Peyton Hardin?

  One, therapy is necessary, right?

• 28:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It is better help.

• 28:43Peyton Hardin?

  One is like you, you have something in you that you don't know how to regulate. So you take it out on the, on the Cowboys, right? Like that, that's because, that's because of something else. That's not because of sports. That's some, that's like, you gotta see like, it's like because you had to clean your plate as a kid.

• 28:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, dude. Oh God. I mean, that's a, that's a documentary in itself. Oh my God, dude.

• 29:04Peyton Hardin?

  But the second thing is after you stopped playing competitive sports, you lost your purpose.

• 29:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That is low and stinging. Wow. After I stopped competing in collegiate division two sports, I lost my purpose of life? Holy shit.

• 29:31Peyton Hardin?

  Still in under 500.

• 29:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, but no, well, no, we might've been above last year, above 500 last year. It's close.

• 29:39Peyton Hardin?

  It was not like a championship.

• 29:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it wasn't. No, we weren't one seed going to the tournament by any means. No, I, it was.

• 29:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, well genuinely, I said that in a harsh way, but no, but yeah.

• 29:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I might, I think, I'm gonna, I'm gonna politely disagree with that, politely.

• 29:53Peyton Hardin?

  But, but, but, but, but it's true.

• 29:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I have purpose, being, being a friend, being a father.

• 29:59Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe a father would be.

• 29:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Being a husband, being all those things, those are big purposes in my life.

• 30:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I said that in a, in a, in a very stingy way, but the principle of it is true. Because like, purpose and competitiveness, right? Because I went to go play pickup basketball with you and you were unrecognizable. It's on my Twitch YouTube channel. It came unrecognizable.

• 30:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna like, Tony, screen left! Like, hit the gap! Get there, get out! Peyton's like this, oh, chat, wow, I'm out of shape, chat, oh god, oh, wow, god. Hey, if someone sends five subs, I'll literally airball.

• 30:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, he's like, I'll point shape right now, I'll throw the game. And I'm literally like, set to Spain! I'm like, yeah.

• 30:42Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, and there's like, we're in a public gym where there's like eight, like little league girl volleyball practice happening.

• 30:49Cameron Kennedy?

  A lot of volleyball that night.

• 30:50Peyton Hardin?

  And they're scared and Cam, Cam is cussing out thirty year old men that just got off of their Chase accounting job, you know what I mean?

• 30:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent. And, and I'm not gonna lie, I did, I spooked that one girl too.

• 31:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:01Cameron Kennedy?

  The ball rolled into the other court and they're fully playing volleyball and I literally was like, like downhill head of steam, I was like, like coming after the ball and the girl looks up and just sees that and I'm probably beet red, eyes are sunken in and black and I'm like,

• 31:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you said move.

• 31:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm like, move. Grab the ball, push the girl, go back up, check off. Like, yeah, it's, yeah, and I, I think, I really do think it's because I...

• 31:28Cameron Kennedy?

  innately and very competitive person in like games and stuff like that like day to day life like that is like I don't know like ego or whatever stuff like that I'm never competitive with people like I don't give like

• 31:41Peyton Hardin?

  that's not true that is not true you're insufferable to play board games with

• 31:45Cameron Kennedy?

  to play board games I'm talking about I don't care if

• 31:48Peyton Hardin?

  I thought you said I thought you said outside of sports

• 31:50Cameron Kennedy?

  no I'm saying outside of games sports stuff like that like I'm never the type like my car on your car

• 31:55Peyton Hardin?

  that's not true either oh my god that's not true that's not true that's not true that's not true that's not true I'll be in the car with Cam he'll be in my car he'll be my passenger princess right looking cute I'll be grabbing that big thigh right I'll be we're in the car

• 32:09Cameron Kennedy?

  foot up like this

• 32:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm driving whoa whoa I'm driving Cam's in the passenger right and I'll be like I'll see a Kia drive by and I'll be like Cam their Kia is way better than yours who goes stop play with me mine's twin turbo extra engines 2026 that's 2023 that

• 32:28Cameron Kennedy?

  that's because that's because only when you say that and I know it's in the sanctity of our car I'm talking about to a random person

• 32:35Peyton Hardin?

  you have the worst key in your neighborhood

• 32:37Cameron Kennedy?

  no no I don't no I literally don't I literally don't I do not okay well you can't say that

• 32:43Peyton Hardin?

  I told you

• 32:44Cameron Kennedy?

  you can't say that like why what makes you what gives you the right to say that you are not God my father who are you who are you saying that mother

• 32:53Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just kidding I'm kidding

• 32:54Cameron Kennedy?

  no but that that is inaccurate and not true but it's okay

• 32:59Cameron Kennedy?

  bring out the devil aside me

• 33:04Peyton Hardin?

  yeah dude speaking of sports do you speaking of sports do you remember the worst commercial of all time

• 33:13Cameron Kennedy?

  now before you reveal it

• 33:18Cameron Kennedy?

  okay give me the era

• 33:20Peyton Hardin?

  oh

• 33:20Cameron Kennedy?

  the year this was

• 33:21Peyton Hardin?

  we were still probably watching like Drake and Josh around that

• 33:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Stanley Steamer

• 33:27Peyton Hardin?

  no that makes your carpet cleaner

• 33:29Cameron Kennedy?

  dude god that was such a such a good jingle those little clay guys at one point they looked so good

• 33:34Peyton Hardin?

  Cam you definitely no no you definitely know the worst commercial of all time

• 33:37Cameron Kennedy?

  okay okay try to dog walk

• 33:41Peyton Hardin?

  sports Oh my god.

• 33:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Coach.

• 33:45Peyton Hardin?

  I touched the ball.

• 33:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I touched it.

• 33:46Peyton Hardin?

  It's out on me.

• 33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, Daniel.

• 33:49Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 33:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I touched.

• 33:51Peyton Hardin?

  Touch the ball before it went out, coach, is the worst commercial of all time.

• 33:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That is the. Now, now, let's be objective. If we are talking about the goal of what there is to make it, it's arguably one of the greatest because they made the goal of a commercial.

• 34:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 34:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Is for your product, whatever to be seen.

• 34:13Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even think that's what they tried to do.

• 34:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, they didn't, but they got lucky.

• 34:16Peyton Hardin?

  You're right.

• 34:17Cameron Kennedy?

  So many people talked about how stupid and bad this was. That it was everywhere. So now you just got all these free views. Now, the actual commercial itself is literally the biggest, biggest piece of.

• 34:29Peyton Hardin?

  Bro.

• 34:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 34:31Peyton Hardin?

  If you don't know what we're talking about, basically, I don't know what the commercial is for.

• 34:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's the crazy part.

• 34:35Peyton Hardin?

  It's like honesty commercial. It's like literally trying to tell you to be honest, I think. That's what the commercials are about.

• 34:39Cameron Kennedy?

  There's not even a nonprofit.

• 34:40Peyton Hardin?

  We're not selling you anything. Just be honest.

• 34:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I guess, like, that's stupid. No, there has to be, there has to be a company, a website, something.

• 34:47Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody look that up. What was that?

• 34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  We have no clue, but continue. We have no idea what they're trying to sell you.

• 34:51Peyton Hardin?

  So, look, if you don't know what the commercial is, basically, it's this commercial where it's a championship game of a basketball game, a championship basketball game, right?

• 34:59Cameron Kennedy?

  God, it's so bad.

• 34:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's a weird color hue over the commercial, dude, it's like copper.

• 35:03Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a bad luck.

• 35:04Peyton Hardin?

  So they're playing this basketball game, championship game, the crowd's going wild. There's this play where two players go for the ball and it goes out of bounds. The ref calls out of bounds on the wrong team. The player goes, the, the, the team that's happy that they got the call wrong, they run back in the huddle. There's one dude that just runs back to the huddle like with his head down.

• 35:26Cameron Kennedy?

  And the, the coach is like coaching. He's all right, we got this, you know.

• 35:29Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, we won the game now.

• 35:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It's our ball. We won game. We're good. And this kid is in the back like this. Sitting there. His team's hype. He's literally behind everyone like this. Just sitting there.

• 35:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:40Cameron Kennedy?

  And then what does he say?

• 35:41Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, I guess I asked him like, what's wrong or something?

• 35:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I don't remember.

• 35:45Peyton Hardin?

  He literally goes, I touched the ball. Everybody goes, what the you just said?

• 35:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 35:52Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, I touched the ball before it went out. They go, what the you just say? He goes, I touched the ball before it went out, coach. Everybody's like looking like, kind of like befuddled, right?

• 36:03Cameron Kennedy?

  This is the craziest. The guy.

• 36:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, the coach.

• 36:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, listen, the coach. His teammates look at him, the coach goes, whatever the kid's name is. Daniel.

• 36:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It's always good to be honest. I appreciate your honesty. Then the player.

• 36:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, he goes, so the player goes to the ref.

• 36:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Goes to the ref.

• 36:25Peyton Hardin?

  And he tells the ref, like you see the him and the ref huddling, I was like, hey, by the way, I I'm gonna lose my team the championship game. Even the the players like, it's a championship game.

• 36:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's a championship game.

• 36:35Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, I touched the ball forward out. He runs to the the ref, tells him, the ref switched the calls, which will not happen.

• 36:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Not happen. That can't happen.

• 36:44Peyton Hardin?

  They run back to the, he he runs back to the huddle, the team wants to jump him.

• 36:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 36:49Peyton Hardin?

  And then the coach goes, hey.

• 36:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That's when he says it, yeah.

• 36:53Peyton Hardin?

  Good call.

• 36:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 36:56Peyton Hardin?

  You.

• 36:58Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine.

• 36:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, that is the, oh, he's getting his.

• 37:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, okay, imagine in a college basketball setting, we all play college basketball.

• 37:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, no.

• 37:06Peyton Hardin?

  You, the the like, the the year long grind it takes to get to a championship game, what would happen if one of your teammates would have done that?

• 37:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, regardless, the teammate.

• 37:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  My coach, our coach in college, if I came into the huddle and said, Coach, I touched the ball forward, went out, he'd literally go. And he would choke me by the throat and probably go, it's spit in my face, throw me to the end of the bench, stomp his heel, and then I go.

• 37:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And he would be, it would never get to my teammates.

• 37:41Peyton Hardin?

  First of all.

• 37:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It would never, it would never, ever get to anyone's side. I I literally go, Coach, I touched the ball forward out. He would choke me and literally go, what the did you say? He would literally have, he would be beat red and he would throw me behind the bench and I'm not exaggerating.

• 37:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my, your scholarship's gone, like you can't.

• 38:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, yeah, I I go back, my locker is literally bombed.

• 38:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:06Cameron Kennedy?

  It's just, it's excavated. My locker's out there, it's concrete.

• 38:09Peyton Hardin?

  Any, any sign of Peyton Harden or Cam Kennedy is gone from this scene.

• 38:11Cameron Kennedy?

  God, now the teammates in college basketball, real basketball, not this commercial, your teammates, I don't think I understand this. They would, they'd, someone would probably physically punch you in that huddle in front of the crowd.

• 38:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 38:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone would literally probably say.

• 38:26Peyton Hardin?

  Straight to the wrist.

• 38:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Just gut your [__] where you can't breathe, you're just like, ah!

• 38:30Peyton Hardin?

  You would never make it outside that huddle to go talk to a referee.

• 38:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, your assistant coach goes, "Johnson, you're in." You're like, you're just like, "I touched the [__]!"

• 38:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that would never happen.

• 38:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, and the fact that they think the guy can just solo trot to the ref. "Excuse me, Mr. Referee, I touched the ball, it should be the other team's ball."

• 38:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And then the ref goes, "Oh wow, good job."

• 38:54Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, "Twin switch."

• 38:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Honesty, you're honesty. New, new stand champion.

• 38:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's what it was! The end of the commercial said, "Honesty, pass it on."

• 39:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You... It can't say that.

• 39:06Peyton Hardin?

  That's what it said!

• 39:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my god, that is the [__].

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  That's the worst commercial, or arguably the best commercial of all time.

• 39:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, in terms of getting, they paid for one slot, that [__] lives on the internet, like, forever.

• 39:22Peyton Hardin?

  I think this new generation hasn't seen it, so I can't wait for this to get, like, clipped and then they go see it, dude.

• 39:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, oh my god.

• 39:29Peyton Hardin?

  I want to go talk to the writers' room of that, that, oh man.

• 39:31Cameron Kennedy?

  See, it's no, but the honesty, let's just be honest, honesty's not always the best thing.

• 39:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, you're about to get K-Rub.

• 39:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, honesty's good, right? It's not always necessarily the right thing to do. Example, my father and me when I was younger.

• 39:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:47Cameron Kennedy?

  My, my, my wife, literally, a couple nights ago, asked, "Oh my god, I can't wait for, for Malachi to come home from school and put his little drawings on the fridge."

• 39:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And I choked on my fajita bowl.

• 39:58Cameron Kennedy?

  She went, "Are you okay?" I was like, "Yeah, just, I never got to experience that." She goes, "What?" I said, "Yeah, I'd bring my art home." And my dad said it was so bad, he put it on the side of the fridge where no one could see it. It literally wasn't good enough to go on the front of the fridge. So, that is an example.

• 40:18Peyton Hardin?

  That's so sad!

• 40:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a, that's a [__] man, like, he said, "This is my fridge, my home, I pay bills." That [__] sucks? It's not getting displayed. Side of the fridge, no one can see it.

• 40:31Peyton Hardin?

  That's sad.

• 40:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's sad, but it's the truth!

• 40:33Peyton Hardin?

  That's so sad. Are you gonna display Malachi's?

• 40:38Cameron Kennedy?

  If he comes, if he comes home with some, I don't know, but that, that brings me to the thing. Honesty.

• 40:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's brutal, right?

• 40:46Peyton Hardin?

  Very.

• 40:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm six.

• 40:47Peyton Hardin?

  So traumatizing.

• 40:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm missing eight teeth.

• 40:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, he could at least be like, oh, that's a beautiful tree. It looks great and put it up there. He said, sucks kid. But now I don't draw anymore. So because of that, it's like, it's, I don't know. Honesty is good, never enough to lose your entire team and city and school a championship.

• 41:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, honesty is, sometimes honesty is overrated.

• 41:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, like, well, I mean, yes, oh, yes, honestly, it's all about.

• 41:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It's all, honestly, honesty, holy, here we go.

• 41:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I just, I just wanted to see if you remembered that.

• 41:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that is, oh my God, that's the funniest, that is the worst commercial of all time. Holy.

• 41:31Peyton Hardin?

  It's time to play a game here at YSK. You know, YSK is very, very fundamental in the gaming space.

• 41:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Woo.

• 41:39Peyton Hardin?

  Me and Cam, we love to play games. We love how y'all interact with our games. We're going to be doing the viral game that you can see all over Tik Tok. We're playing the viral game, bring a random item to work game.

• 41:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, it's a backpack. This is a great bag. This is a Nike black on black military tactical bag.

• 42:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's a tactical, how long have you had that backpack?

• 42:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I've had this bag for about two years. I've had this bag for about two years. It's a great bag. It gets me to and fro work.

• 42:06Peyton Hardin?

  That's two, only two years worth of, that, it literally looks like you've had that since seventh grade. That bag is deflated and injured.

• 42:14Cameron Kennedy?

  This bag has, is not been injured. This is not deflated and it's probably dusty because our working conditions.

• 42:20Peyton Hardin?

  It looks, it looks like you did a tour in Iraq with that bag.

• 42:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I had to save the US secretary in this.

• 42:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but this is my bag. All right, I got my bag too.

• 42:32Peyton Hardin?

  I got my bag.

• 42:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's talk about his bag just so he can talk about mine. Nice Louis Vuitton.

• 42:41Peyton Hardin?

  It's a replica.

• 42:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the, it's not, no, it's not. We're just gonna, so we're gonna end it right there.

• 42:46Peyton Hardin?

  Why, I didn't know. I won't give out that bag, Jack. Well, I didn't know we were showing the bags on camera.

• 42:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, it's you bring an item in your bag and then you reveal it. You think we're just gonna f***ing spawn it in our hand?

• 43:00Peyton Hardin?

  So basically this game is bring a random item to work game. We had to bring three items. The only rule of this game is these are items that had to be in your house.

• 43:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you have to own them.

• 43:12Peyton Hardin?

  You couldn't go out to the store and go buy them. So you're supposed to bring three random items from home. Me and Cam do not know what's in each other's bags.

• 43:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, no clue.

• 43:20Peyton Hardin?

  The person that is not pulling out items will have water in their mouth.

• 43:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 43:25Peyton Hardin?

  During the pullout.

• 43:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 43:28Peyton Hardin?

  Good morning to you.

• 43:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you'll have something in your mouth.

• 43:31Peyton Hardin?

  You wanna go first?

• 43:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll go first, sure. I'll go first, you little freak.

• 43:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Yeah, ooh, my Louis Vuitton. Honestly, honestly, Cam, your house is bare. I'm not, I'm sure 99% of the things you're about to pull out are kids' toys.

• 43:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 43:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a big f***ing gold dog.

• 43:49Peyton Hardin?

  That was so much water in your mouth!

• 43:52Cameron Kennedy?

  How the f*** did you fit that much water? He literally went, "Goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo." Kept going, bro. What the hell, I only had a fat tongue. I didn't know you were a f***ing, like seawater bass. You just went, "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh." Like a pelican.

• 44:09Peyton Hardin?

  Now get me through the week, right there. Alright, water.

• 44:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that is incriminating. I literally went, "Ooh, ooh." That is...

• 44:20Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, water's going in. Alright, here we go. For my first item, ladies and gentlemen, I...

• 44:29Peyton Hardin?

  I brought something a little freaky.

• 44:39Peyton Hardin?

  What the f*** is that?

• 44:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Me and Liv have had a lot of good nights with this.

• 44:42Peyton Hardin?

  That does not go in your wife. No it can't.

• 44:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No it doesn't!

• 44:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh dude, I was gonna say, you know, we gotta cut this game. This game's gotta end. I was gonna say, like, this game has to end.

• 44:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, this is a bottle cleaner. It's bottles! You put soap in it, you put it in, then you go... Yeah, see, I got a lot of bad motion in my life. Sorry, yeah, this is a bottle cleaner.

• 45:03Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what kind of baby bottles?

• 45:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Baby bottles.

• 45:06Peyton Hardin?

  Told you it was gonna be baby.

• 45:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 45:08Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, that's normal. It's dad.

• 45:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Dad, I'm a father, yeah.

• 45:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that was a good first item.

• 45:14Cameron Kennedy?

  First item, yeah, we're warming up, you know?

• 45:16Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, my turn.

• 45:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You see that?

• 45:17Peyton Hardin?

  My turn. This is from my house. This is from the hardened residence.

• 45:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me unzip my leather Louis.

• 45:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'll put more water in there, make it full.

• 45:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't have a freak mouth like you. My mouth was full just now. You literally could get half a bu-

• 45:33Peyton Hardin?

  He should've got more water. Alright, here we go. Oh, this guy's hydrated king. You ready? Alright. My first item from my house is Big Mouth, Big Mouth Billy Bass.

• 45:57Peyton Hardin?

  Big Mouth Billy Bass!

• 46:01Peyton Hardin?

  You remember him?

• 46:03Peyton Hardin?

  Vintage.

• 46:07Cameron Kennedy?

  How the did I not think of that? I was literally trying to think, what is he gonna bring? That motherfucker sits on your mantle every day. Every day, it's his Jamaican Bob Marley voice on a

• 46:19Peyton Hardin?

  He has two songs. Don't really like that one, so I just go with this.

• 46:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Big Mouth Billy Bass!

• 46:32Peyton Hardin?

  This is my first song.

• 46:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's solid.

• 46:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 46:39Peyton Hardin?

  Sometimes I like to put my finger in his mouth.

• 46:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, yeah, you're a freak. You're on freak.

• 46:44Peyton Hardin?

  It feels good when he's talking.

• 46:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, oh my god, I got water in my, oh, I can't show. I spit water in my bag. Alright. Now this one right here.

• 46:53Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 46:54Cameron Kennedy?

  This is Deep Lure.

• 46:55Peyton Hardin?

  Let me put water in him.

• 46:56Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, this, number two for me is Deep Lure.

• 47:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Deep Lure.

• 47:01Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Ready?

• 47:02Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:04Cameron Kennedy?

  A one of 500 limited edition memorial plate of Larry Bird.

• 47:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Comes with a certificate of authenticity. Swear to God, this is, this literally, oh, one of 5,000 rather, this was, this was made in 1991. And, and I don't know why it's a memorial, because Larry Bird is very much alive.

• 47:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. First of all, why does it need authentication? Somebody painted that. What do you mean authentication?

• 47:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there was only 5,000 ever made. And this is, this is, uh, this is plate number 1215. Very, very-

• 47:35Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, the idea of it's cool-

• 47:38Cameron Kennedy?

  The Great White Hope.

• 47:39Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody made that in their kitchen, made that one of 5,000, and made, and printed out certificate of authen- Larry Bird doesn't know that exists.

• 47:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, no, Larry Bird does not make any money from this plate, but it is very unique.

• 47:50Peyton Hardin?

  Didn't even know you liked Larry Bird.

• 47:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Very cool. Yeah, well, you gotta have at least one white guy in, in the sport of basketball that you hold dear. For me, it's Larry and Dirk. Great White Hope, uh, is, is my second item.

• 47:59Peyton Hardin?

  Do you eat off that?

• 48:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I've, it's never been graced with a fork, spoon, or knife.

• 48:03Peyton Hardin?

  Will you for a special occasion?

• 48:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Never. I won't. Uh, well, maybe, maybe I could. I could eat off Larry's chin. Eat right off that little, oh my God, that mustache. I mean, that motherfucker dude, he does not look like a Hooper dog.

• 48:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, he doesn't know.

• 48:15Cameron Kennedy?

  He does not look like a Hooper.

• 48:16Peyton Hardin?

  That's your Great White Hope.

• 48:17Cameron Kennedy?

  This is my Great White Hope. This is who we used to pray to back in the day, and we wanted to jump higher.

• 48:21Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly, yeah.

• 48:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 48:22Peyton Hardin?

  At what point did you decide to get that?

• 48:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, it was a gift passed down through generations.

• 48:27Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, your dad had it?

• 48:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, Olivia's grandpa. Pretty much one day I said, "Man, that's a cool play." He said, "Take it." And I said, "All right."

• 48:34Peyton Hardin?

  Where's the certificate of authenticity?

• 48:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Left that at the house, because that would count as my third and final item. So this was the only one right here. Yeah, Larry Bird, Great White Hope Memorial, but the man's still breathing plate.

• 48:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's pretty cool. Okay, that's pretty cool. That's nice. Oh, you were, oh dude, during show and tell, oh, people just felt bad for your home. People were like, "Oh, he's less fortunate."

• 48:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we said from our home, and this is, this is some good-

• 48:58Peyton Hardin?

  Where does that rest at in your house?

• 48:59Cameron Kennedy?

  On a, on a, on a shelf in my office, right above my workspace. I don't know, I, it's like I have Larry looking over me, like protecting me with his weird shot.

• 49:06Peyton Hardin?

  I did not know about the Larry lore in your house.

• 49:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he sits there.

• 49:09Peyton Hardin?

  He's, he's well, alive.

• 49:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and think about it. That was made in 91. It was like a hit out on Larry Bird or something? It's been 30 years since that plate was made, and that's a memorial.

• 49:19Peyton Hardin?

  If I Google that plate, it's worth 12 cents.

• 49:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably, probably zero, zero value. All right, here we go. Your number two.

• 49:24Peyton Hardin?

  All right. My second item. Now, I forgot I had this item, but it means a lot to me. My second item is a commemorative East High-

• 49:40Peyton Hardin?

  It's an East High, I don't know if it's a purse or not.

• 49:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a purse.

• 49:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's not a purse, it's not a purse!

• 49:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a High School Musical purse.

• 49:52Peyton Hardin?

  It's not a purse, but-

• 49:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That bitch is a purse, dawg. That's a purse, that's not a lunchbox.

• 49:56Peyton Hardin?

  And, there's a little secret Zac Efron charm on it.

• 50:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, you... Peyton?

• 50:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, never used. Why the hell is that bitch in pristine condition? That has net, you have net, you bought that and it is genuinely, has been sitting and never used.

• 50:17Peyton Hardin?

  Well, the fact-

• 50:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, I need you to unzip it. If it's not insulated on the inside, it's not a box, that's a purse. Oh my god, you have a purse. Oh my god, you have a Zac Efron purse.

• 50:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, there's things in here.

• 50:25Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 50:26Peyton Hardin?

  There's things, yeah, well, look, we got, there's two little salt packets that come with the thing, I don't know what that's for.

• 50:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, keep it fresh.

• 50:33Peyton Hardin?

  Pair of chopsticks.

• 50:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You have used that as a lunchbox.

• 50:39Peyton Hardin?

  A pair of chopsticks and two $100 chips from the El Cortez in Las Vegas.

• 50:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what is tickling my brain more. The fact that you have a Zac Efron with a heart bedazzled bag charm on it.

• 51:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he's cute.

• 51:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Purse slash lunchbox. Or, the fact that you have $200 in liquid cash that you have not cashed in in a Vegas casino.

• 51:11Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even remember going to El Cortez.

• 51:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's really cool, I don't, oh my god.

• 51:16Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even know how to use chopsticks, so the fact that these are in here-

• 51:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 51:20Peyton Hardin?

  Pass me.

• 51:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Why the do you have that?

• 51:23Peyton Hardin?

  Cool, no?

• 51:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 51:25Peyton Hardin?

  High School Musical is the best movie trilogy of all time.

• 51:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true, but there's a full blown bag charm on it.

• 51:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was Zac-

• 51:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, that is literally 11 year old females buy that bag.

• 51:36Peyton Hardin?

  And 26?

• 51:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're a 26 year old man.

• 51:38Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know when I bought this, I was probably like 23 or 24.

• 51:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Looks like it's decent quality, let me see it.

• 51:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's good leather.

• 51:44Cameron Kennedy?

  God, it's leather.

• 51:45Peyton Hardin?

  Don't know how much it cost, but, don't know where I got it from, I don't really remember.

• 51:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you've never, you've never used this.

• 51:49Peyton Hardin?

  I probably-

• 51:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Apparently, yeah, you got $200 for that.

• 51:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Was this with you in Vegas? Has this been on your person or in your bag?

• 51:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm-

• 51:57Cameron Kennedy?

  When I am with you in Vegas, oh my god, get your bag in Vegas.

• 52:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we were super drunk in Vegas when I was just like trying to buy to take home, I think I bought that, I was drunk. That's why all the weird-

• 52:07Peyton Hardin?

  Don't really remember though.

• 52:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You barely even like sushi. Why is there chopsticks?

• 52:11Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how to use chopsticks, Cam.

• 52:13Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, okay, for my, this, this, this is not a lunchbox.

• 52:17Peyton Hardin?

  Are you trying to take the money?

• 52:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, this is a purse.

• 52:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's a lunchbox, bros.

• 52:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, this is a purse. I'm taking the 200.

• 52:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You have two, that, I.

• 52:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 52:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No, honestly.

• 52:28Peyton Hardin?

  I broke your purse. Don't break my purse, my lunchbox.

• 52:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I broke your purse.

• 52:32Peyton Hardin?

  Give me my lunchbox.

• 52:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even know who you are at this point. You.

• 52:35Peyton Hardin?

  You can't say, based on the two things I've brought so far, I have a fun home.

• 52:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You have the home of a, I, I mean genuinely, you have the home of like a, like a crackhead. Like there's, that's the, you have a bass that sings you like reggae music. And you have a, a memorabilia purse with a heart Zac Efron bag charm on it.

• 52:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 52:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That has $200 to the El Cortez inside. What the actual?

• 53:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, your last one.

• 53:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 53:07Peyton Hardin?

  All right. Ow. I don't even know what to do. I don't even know. I have a couple in here.

• 53:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh God, okay. Um. Oh. Okay.

• 53:24Peyton Hardin?

  Can you go a little quicker? I think I have a cavity. So the cold water's really hurting that back molar. Just go a little quicker, please. Dude, I'm not joking.

• 53:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. For my last one.

• 53:37Cameron Kennedy?

  For my last one, I have a two for one special.

• 53:39Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 53:40Cameron Kennedy?

  One of them is something I know you guaranteed do not own.

• 53:42Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 53:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a collegiate diploma. I have my diploma. To the institution of Arkansas Tech University. Second one, I know you've never touched, held, or used is a toot flute.

• 53:54Cameron Kennedy?

  This is a toot flute.

• 53:57Cameron Kennedy?

  This is not a used toot flute, but it's a toot flute nonetheless.

• 54:02Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, this is instrumentation that has to be used on my son when he's too constipated. The flute goes into his rectum.

• 54:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Malachi.

• 54:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And out comes the poop or the gas.

• 54:15Peyton Hardin?

  Now, okay.

• 54:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Two for one.

• 54:16Peyton Hardin?

  We were told to bring three items, so one of those things was recreationally in your bag.

• 54:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I believe it's the tooth flute. Cause I did not, I did not bring this, but I saw it in the bag when I opened it deep and wide. Tooth flute was heavy on hand. We went through about thirty of these. Now, contrary to popular belief, you are not blowing into said flute.

• 54:35Peyton Hardin?

  I don't really think I need to know how the tooth flute works.

• 54:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You just lube up the end and you just.

• 54:38Peyton Hardin?

  Cameron.

• 54:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Sorry.

• 54:39Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 54:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 54:41Peyton Hardin?

  Can I see your degree? I've never held one.

• 54:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And guess what? The craziest part is the real thing's not in there. The real thing's not. This is, this is, this is literally not the real degree.

• 54:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's an email printed out.

• 54:50Cameron Kennedy?

  The real degree I have in a safe.

• 54:52Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 54:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No one can get to it.

• 54:54Peyton Hardin?

  No one wants it.

• 54:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Couple people do.

• 54:55Peyton Hardin?

  Can they steal your ID if they get your degree?

• 54:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Couple people, couple people died making that degree.

• 55:00Peyton Hardin?

  On behalf of the Faculty Administration, Students and Staff and Alumni of Arkansas Tech University, I extend congratulations on your achievement today.

• 55:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Keep reading.

• 55:12Peyton Hardin?

  You are now entering the ranks of our already successful alumni. Given your tax returns last year are 1.25 million dollars.

• 55:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Does not say that at all. I had zero dollars in college.

• 55:25Peyton Hardin?

  We would love for you to be a, become a part of, wow, they want you to, they want you to donate.

• 55:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I had zero dollars in college.

• 55:30Peyton Hardin?

  It's a donor letter.

• 55:31Cameron Kennedy?

  They are stingy though, dude. I get a text every month, every month. Our, our tech alumni association, give us money.

• 55:37Peyton Hardin?

  So you spent forty thousand dollars.

• 55:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I spent nothing, but.

• 55:41Peyton Hardin?

  You spent forty thousand dollars for an envelope that they made for like, what? Robbie, how much does it cost in China?

• 55:47Speaker 04

  I'd give it a buck fifty.

• 55:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say buck twenty-five. That, that was my, that was my third. Thanks, buddy.

• 55:54Peyton Hardin?

  All right.

• 55:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I wanted to bring something that I knew you would never even grate.

• 55:56Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 55:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Your hand is never cut.

• 55:57Peyton Hardin?

  I lost my high school one too.

• 55:58Cameron Kennedy?

  God, dude.

• 55:59Peyton Hardin?

  I think I lost it right before I left.

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  You got a GED.

• 56:02Peyton Hardin?

  Look, I thought that's when you graduate high school.

• 56:05Peyton Hardin?

  No. I don't know.

• 56:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy f***ing air ball.

• 56:10Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, my-

• 56:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 56:11Peyton Hardin?

  This is my third and final item. Stop Cam, I- I- I'm not sure if you know if that's used or not.

• 56:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not used.

• 56:18Peyton Hardin?

  Get- get- get the water.

• 56:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanna- you wanna hit that toot- that toot flute pack?

• 56:23Peyton Hardin?

  That toot flute gets you high as-

• 56:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that m**** you see Zoron.

• 56:28Peyton Hardin?

  I got no- I got-

• 56:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm smoking that old toot poo.

• 56:31Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, fifty dollars a gram for that good old toot flute. Alright.

• 56:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, here we go.

• 56:35Peyton Hardin?

  The good old-

• 56:36Cameron Kennedy?

  God, there's a lot of weight in that bag still.

• 56:38Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, here we go. Well, I just have a bunch of random items.

• 56:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 56:43Peyton Hardin?

  You know, a dollar.

• 56:45Peyton Hardin?

  Nice. Okay. That's a lot of money.

• 56:51Peyton Hardin?

  Alright. Who's that a polarite of? It's a polarite of you and your wife. Who? That's not my last item. Alright. Now, my- okay, let's be serious. My final item is very personal to me. I went back home to Austin this last week, right? And I forgot that we did this. So I brought it back with me.

• 57:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, no, that's personal, so don't- don't laugh. I'm not kidding. I'm not joking. Stop laughing CJ, I'm not laughing.

• 57:25Peyton Hardin?

  You remember my first pet? I had a turtle. And as a kid, we hollowed his-

• 57:36Peyton Hardin?

  We- we hollowed his shell.

• 57:46Peyton Hardin?

  His life ended early. So, as a kid, I was very distraught. And my dad took him somewhere, I don't remember where.

• 57:56Peyton Hardin?

  And he came back with his shell.

• 57:59Peyton Hardin?

  And I forgot it.

• 58:03Peyton Hardin?

  He was in here at once.

• 58:06Peyton Hardin?

  It's a real turtle, it's my- this is- I don't- I don't really remember his name, the thing is his jaws.

• 58:15Peyton Hardin?

  And I saw it at my parents' house, I brought it back.

• 58:19Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm glad we did this game, because I've had him for a week. Feel my pet turtle.

• 58:24Peyton Hardin?

  Look at the inside of him. You can see his spine.

• 58:29Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 58:32Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 58:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that's gross. Oh my god.

• 58:42Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 58:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, your dad is cannibal. Your dad is a Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That bitch is, no, he is gutted from the inside. I got snot all over me right now.

• 58:50Peyton Hardin?

  We were, we were, we were very sad in the children. And so we, I get, my dad wanted to make, like, lessen the blow.

• 58:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Did he epoxy his shell?

• 58:59Peyton Hardin?

  I don't really know.

• 59:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That bitch is smooth.

• 59:01Peyton Hardin?

  It is smooth. Jaws was a very beautiful turtle.

• 59:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, you can see this, like, you can see vertebrae.

• 59:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, no, you can see all of them right there.

• 59:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, Peyton, Peyton, no.

• 59:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's like an old attic.

• 59:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no. Oh my god, I don't, I kinda need to.

• 59:15Peyton Hardin?

  You sniff this, you get high.

• 59:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I guarantee, I guarantee, that's like a hit of some hardcore. God, he's got some weight to him, man.

• 59:22Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, Jaws was a big turtle. Meant a lot to me.

• 59:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, what the, dude, you can, I can, this is kinda creeping me out. Like, I'm being honest, this is kinda creeping me out.

• 59:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, once you get over the initial spook of it all, it, it becomes very like...

• 59:34Cameron Kennedy?

  God, it's like pure calcium.

• 59:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, it means a lot to us.

• 59:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I can see, is that cobwebs?

• 59:39Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it's been here for a while, it's like seven.

• 59:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, this, okay, no, no.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's about twenty year old shell right there.

• 59:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, but I'm not kidding, you have to think about what you're telling me.

• 59:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:47Cameron Kennedy?

  This shell is intact, right?

• 59:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Your father...

• 59:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, he did-

• 59:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Decimated that turtle.

• 59:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, he didn't do that.

• 59:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Your father went to that turtle like Anakin did to the villagers. He said, "I killed them all."

• 1:00:01Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, okay, let's be honest. He, Jaws' life was taken early. There wasn't much of the inside of that shell left. It was a, it was a rough scene, and we walked into it as children, so...

• 1:00:10Cameron Kennedy?

  This is like skin, bro, there's like, uh, uh, oh, there's like skin on the inside. I can see his burp, no, no, no.

• 1:00:16Peyton Hardin?

  Can I get, please, cause you dropped them once.

• 1:00:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you dropped them once.

• 1:00:19Peyton Hardin?

  And so Jaws is now gonna be a part of the YSK set.

• 1:00:26Peyton Hardin?

  He used to walk around like this, too.

• 1:00:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't, dude, dude.

• 1:00:31Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, I'm coming to get you lettuce. I'm coming to get your lettuce. And we'd call him Jaws, cause he would bite.

• 1:00:39Cameron Kennedy?

  And then he passed and your dad went, "Come here, buddy."

• 1:00:41Peyton Hardin?

  You know what? You don't appreciate Jaws.

• 1:00:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't put him in the purse. Don't put him in the purse.

• 1:00:46Peyton Hardin?

  He's going in the lunchbox.

• 1:00:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a purse with $200 of the El Cortez. What the? You have a, like a, a literal... That's like, that's like if I brought my dead cat, Sammy. Why, why would you bring?

• 1:00:57Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:00:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, that's literally like if I went to my parents backyard and dug up the paper box that she's buried in and I said, "Look at my old cat."

• 1:01:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, if you brought the-

• 1:01:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And I whipped out her skeleton.

• 1:01:05Peyton Hardin?

  If you brought the box, that would be the same. I think you broke my purse.

• 1:01:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that is, that is the equivalent. Jaws never liked being confined.

• 1:01:13Peyton Hardin?

  He's still fighting. He's still fighting.

• 1:01:16Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, "Let me out of here."

• 1:01:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Jaws and $200 of the El Cortez has revived him.

• 1:01:22Peyton Hardin?

  We're not going.

• 1:01:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you broke the purse.

• 1:01:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, Jaws really did not like his tank. So this is like a... Oh my god, you're getting PTSD. You broke the, Jaws broke the purse. He said, "You did it." I'm doing it again.

• 1:01:32Cameron Kennedy?

  The purse.

• 1:01:33Peyton Hardin?

  You broke my purse.

• 1:01:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a dead turtle in a purse? What are we doing?

• 1:01:37Peyton Hardin?

  Robbie, you have something too?

• 1:01:39Speaker 05

  Well, yeah, I knew we were doing this and so I just thought like-

• 1:01:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, do we water up?

• 1:01:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, it's water up.

• 1:01:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It's water up.

• 1:01:46Speaker 05

  Okay. All right.

• 1:01:47Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, it's the biggest bag. Why'd you bring that?

• 1:01:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, you brought a gym bag. You have dumbbells. You have 20 pound dumbbells in there.

• 1:01:52Speaker 05

  No, definitely not. However... I, I think you'll be surprised with what I brought. The first item. I bought this not because I care about it, but in hopes that it would be valuable one day. Okay? Nothing crazy, but it's a Mr. Beast lunchbox.

• 1:02:15Speaker 05

  You know? And so I figured, you know, who knows? One day, maybe he's, he's, you know? Who, who knows what that's gonna be worth one day?

• 1:02:22Peyton Hardin?

  You bought a Feastables lunchbox?

• 1:02:24Speaker 05

  Feastables lunchbox.

• 1:02:25Peyton Hardin?

  That means you bought that in the last two years.

• 1:02:26Speaker 05

  Mr. Beast, correct.

• 1:02:27Peyton Hardin?

  It's mass produced in Walmart.

• 1:02:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, but the point is-

• 1:02:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's not gonna be valuable.

• 1:02:32Speaker 05

  The point is, is one day it might be.

• 1:02:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:02:34Speaker 05

  All his charitable work, you never know. All right, item one.

• 1:02:37Peyton Hardin?

  I see a really cool box.

• 1:02:39Speaker 05

  I know.

• 1:02:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton's like, "I want it."

• 1:02:42Speaker 05

  Item two.

• 1:02:45Speaker 05

  This was just an absolute impulse buy. Thought it would be a great idea.

• 1:02:57Peyton Hardin?

  Is that my shoe?

• 1:02:59Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:03:00Peyton Hardin?

  You have your own?

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  Maybe?

• 1:03:01Peyton Hardin?

  That's how I met his son in those. I got killed on the internet. Those are, are they comfortable?

• 1:03:06Speaker 05

  They're not bad.

• 1:03:07Peyton Hardin?

  They're not bad?

• 1:03:08Speaker 05

  Not bad at all?

• 1:03:09Peyton Hardin?

  You bought your own? We could be twin toes!

• 1:03:13Speaker 05

  Last item. It's my prized possession. Thought I'd bring it along today.

• 1:03:18Peyton Hardin?

  It's my belt!

• 1:03:22Peyton Hardin?

  It's my belt! You went to my house?

• 1:03:25Speaker 05

  That's your lunchbox and slides!

• 1:03:31Speaker 05

  The champ does whatever the f**k he wants!

• 1:03:36Peyton Hardin?

  And for anybody wondering why Robbie's facing 90 days in prison?

• 1:03:39Speaker 05

  I got your calls too!

• 1:03:43Speaker 05

  Woo! Can't see me!

• 1:03:48Peyton Hardin?

  He literally, he just robbed my house!

• 1:03:50Cameron Kennedy?

  He literally went to your house and robbed you!

• 1:03:52Peyton Hardin?

  I literally saw him today driving towards my house on the way to the studio and I was like, "Why the f**k is Robbie heading this direction?" What the f**k, Robbie?

• 1:04:02Speaker 05

  I just moved in. I didn't have anything, so I said, "No, I'll go scout this."

• 1:04:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, water up one last time. Water up one last time.

• 1:04:09Peyton Hardin?

  Water up one last time?

• 1:04:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Water up one last time. I had one more item. And this kinda just goes to my childhood. But I, I bought this recently as a full man that pays taxes to the federal government.

• 1:04:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a Yu-Gi-Oh! Structure deck, the saga of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon. It's playable, tournament-ready, and it's very solid. The spell and trap power is unmatched for a Structure deck.

• 1:04:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Just brought this to showcase it. It also, it also comes with a playmat.

• 1:04:41Cameron Kennedy?

  $16.99.

• 1:04:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Has Blue-Eyes White Dragon and the Azure Dragon.

• 1:04:47Speaker 05

  With no intention of playing.

• 1:04:48Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever played this?

• 1:04:50Cameron Kennedy?

  All the time. With who? On tour, I bought another deck. I brought the Structure deck to the enterling the dark world for me and CJ to try to teach him Yu-Gi-Oh! He couldn't comprehend it. Put him back in my bag.

• 1:05:00Peyton Hardin?

  Two things I've learned about this game. One, Cam's house, he needs, had more fun in it. Cam literally has no fun in his home. He brought a plate, a cleaner, and a f**k flute.

• 1:05:12Peyton Hardin?

  And his degree. Cam hasn't, we need to get Cam to get outside the house. We need to help him. Second thing is Robbie's a felon and it is, he has stolen my most prized possessions. First of all, thank you for reminding me I had that feastable lunchbox. It looked familiar and I was like, why?

• 1:05:28Cameron Kennedy?

  When you whipped it out, I said, I'm pretty sure he has that. And then he pulled out the slide. I said, that is way too big for his little hobgoblin foot.

• 1:05:37Peyton Hardin?

  My new spinner belt that literally hasn't touched the environment yet. Literally hasn't been outside of the environment. It's been in my home.

• 1:05:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It's all a sweaty care.

• 1:05:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's been on the sweatiest guy I know.

• 1:05:45Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're not off the chain either.

• 1:05:46Peyton Hardin?

  $12 double.

• 1:05:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're not off the, oh, okay, prick. You're not off the chain either. You are, you are a freak. I need to have fun. You brought a reggae singing bass, a e- east hide purse made of leather and then you had a dead turtle in a Louis Vuitton. I might need to have more fun. You might need to be literally background checked. You had a dead turtle in a Louis duffel.

• 1:06:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's a, it's a, it's like, it's the same thing as getting your grandpa ashed.

• 1:06:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the, it's not. That's like keeping your grandpa's femur bone. Getting him ashed is one thing. It's like, ah, this is my grandpa's mandible. It's his jaw. I keep it with him. I prop him on the table and I want to eat a quick sandwich. You have the literal shell of a, of a decimated turtle. Oh, we're not skipping over that. Inside a Louis. Yeah, I have a two food goes my son's. I have a freaky little cleaner that can also be double. That's some fun night pleasures, but you have a dead turtle in a expensive leather, not of this country bag.

• 1:06:50Peyton Hardin?

  People would think I live on the set of iCarly.

• 1:06:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you are not, you are not normal. You're just a thief.

• 1:06:55Peyton Hardin?

  That was a fun game. I've watched that game. That was really fun. Robbie, I'm calling the.

• 1:07:00Cameron Kennedy?

  90 days just went to 120. 100%.

• 1:07:06Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:07:23Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:07:23Peyton Hardin?

  How about turning in class notes into practice quizzes that help you get the big idea?

• 1:07:29Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:07:36Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:07:47Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:08:03Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:08:14Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, now, I know, I know that with YSK, you got poop, right? I mean, we're just hand in hand.

• 1:08:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, we're back to Poopy Talk?

• 1:08:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a Poopy Talk, I have a poop story.

• 1:08:23Peyton Hardin?

  Poop.

• 1:08:23Cameron Kennedy?

  P talk.

• 1:08:24Peyton Hardin?

  Poop.

• 1:08:25Cameron Kennedy?

  P talk.

• 1:08:25Peyton Hardin?

  YSK Poop.

• 1:08:27Cameron Kennedy?

  P talk. You messed up there.

• 1:08:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, I didn't.

• 1:08:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It's workshopping.

• 1:08:30Peyton Hardin?

  Poop.

• 1:08:30Cameron Kennedy?

  P talk.

• 1:08:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Poop.

• 1:08:32Peyton Hardin?

  P talk.

• 1:08:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:33Peyton Hardin?

  YSK Poop.

• 1:08:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, you [__] up. Sorry.

• 1:08:35Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, help me.

• 1:08:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not one, you're not good with.

• 1:08:37Peyton Hardin?

  Help me.

• 1:08:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Poop.

• 1:08:38Peyton Hardin?

  P talk.

• 1:08:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey.

• 1:08:40Peyton Hardin?

  Poop.

• 1:08:40Cameron Kennedy?

  P talk.

• 1:08:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Y.

• 1:08:42Peyton Hardin?

  S.

• 1:08:42Cameron Kennedy?

  K.

• 1:08:43Peyton Hardin?

  And Poop.

• 1:08:43Cameron Kennedy?

  P talk.

• 1:08:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Poop.

• 1:08:45Peyton Hardin?

  P talk.

• 1:08:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:46Peyton Hardin?

  Poop.

• 1:08:47Cameron Kennedy?

  P talk.

• 1:08:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Y.

• 1:08:48Peyton Hardin?

  S.

• 1:08:49Cameron Kennedy?

  K.

• 1:08:49Peyton Hardin?

  And Poop.

• 1:08:50Cameron Kennedy?

  P talk.

• 1:08:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop.

• 1:08:52Peyton Hardin?

  Poop.

• 1:08:53Cameron Kennedy?

  P.

• 1:08:55Peyton Hardin?

  Talk.

• 1:08:57Cameron Kennedy?

  What the?

• 1:09:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Koala royalty.

• 1:09:05Peyton Hardin?

  Fifty percent.

• 1:09:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Fifty percent off to the end of the week. If you want to know what he just said, God, it's great. Alright, anyway, so, step into my mind, step into my life. Your hip now hurts, your head is now weighs more.

• 1:09:17Peyton Hardin?

  Kid, loud.

• 1:09:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Kid, loud. But, here we go. We went to eat at Blue Goose. This is Friday night.

• 1:09:23Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know what Blue Goose is.

• 1:09:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Mexican restaurant.

• 1:09:25Peyton Hardin?

  Just say Mexican restaurant.

• 1:09:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Blue Goose Cantina.

• 1:09:27Peyton Hardin?

  Just say Mexican restaurant.

• 1:09:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we went to eat at a Mexican restaurant.

• 1:09:29Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 1:09:30Cameron Kennedy?

  What the? What was that? Why can I not say that?

• 1:09:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't know what Blue Goose is.

• 1:09:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:09:34Peyton Hardin?

  I know what a Mexican restaurant is.

• 1:09:35Cameron Kennedy?

  We went to eat at a Mexican cantina. It was...

• 1:09:40Peyton Hardin?

  What the? It's a cantina, Jar Jar Binks? Are you, are Jabba the Hutt's in there?

• 1:09:43Cameron Kennedy?

  So you, so you, you have the gall to refer to Jar Jar Binks?

• 1:09:48Peyton Hardin?

  I meant to say Jabba the Hutt.

• 1:09:49Cameron Kennedy?

  When I say cantina.

• 1:09:51Peyton Hardin?

  Jabba the Hutt was in the cantina.

• 1:09:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I went in.

• 1:09:53Peyton Hardin?

  With the, with a little squid on the trombone.

• 1:09:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You kinda look like Jabba the Hutt.

• 1:10:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't. No, I don't at all. At all, don't you dare.

• 1:10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to wanna squish him.

• 1:10:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, I was always afraid he smelled horrid.

• 1:10:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I wanted to play with his little tail.

• 1:10:08Peyton Hardin?

  You wanted to play with something else too, close to that tail, didn't you?

• 1:10:11Cameron Kennedy?

  What is his genitalia?

• 1:10:13Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:10:14Cameron Kennedy?

  What is Jabba the Hutt's genitalia?

• 1:10:16Peyton Hardin?

  Like, no, seriously.

• 1:10:16Cameron Kennedy?

  What are Jabba the Hutt's?

• 1:10:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what, what are his pronouns?

• 1:10:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Whatever he wants to, they want them to be.

• 1:10:21Peyton Hardin?

  Whatever they wanted them to be.

• 1:10:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It's clearly The Hut.

• 1:10:23Peyton Hardin?

  Cause his name is Jabba and he goes by The Hut.

• 1:10:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Jabba the Hut. Power to you, big dog.

• 1:10:27Peyton Hardin?

  You're a hot girl.

• 1:10:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Cameron the Hut. So, we went out and ate Mexican food at a Mexican restaurant.

• 1:10:32Peyton Hardin?

  We got through that.

• 1:10:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we did. That was close. That was about, I mean, that was Amelia Earhart.

• 1:10:36Peyton Hardin?

  God, Robbie's about to walk out.

• 1:10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That was Amelia Earhart, woo.

• 1:10:39Peyton Hardin?

  God, thank God Pierce isn't here.

• 1:10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:42Peyton Hardin?

  Are you?

• 1:10:44Cameron Kennedy?

  He didn't deserve that name! Here we go.

• 1:10:47Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go.

• 1:10:48Cameron Kennedy?

  So, we were eating Mexican food. Uh, it was a good dinner Friday night. It was me and Liv's mom and stepdad and Liv and Malachi.

• 1:10:55Peyton Hardin?

  That's a loud table.

• 1:10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Loud table, a bunch of b- cocks! So it ends.

• 1:11:00Peyton Hardin?

  What ends?

• 1:11:01Cameron Kennedy?

  The dinner. The dinner ends. Are you going to criticize me? You know exactly what ends.

• 1:11:08Peyton Hardin?

  You're trying to tell stories like-

• 1:11:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Game of bingo we're playing? The meal ends, the night ends at the restaurant.

• 1:11:14Peyton Hardin?

  The comments are gonna get on me for correcting you all the time?

• 1:11:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they are.

• 1:11:17Peyton Hardin?

  You can tell stories like your wife now.

• 1:11:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't.

• 1:11:19Peyton Hardin?

  You've lost the art of storytelling.

• 1:11:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't.

• 1:11:21Peyton Hardin?

  We've gone to the thing and so we were at the thing is ending and then so we're all there at the thing, right?

• 1:11:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That's literally not what I said.

• 1:11:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, that's what he said.

• 1:11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And when the did you become the ABC police? When did you become the ABC police?

• 1:11:35Peyton Hardin?

  Tell me what jurisdiction they roam over.

• 1:11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  The ABC police. Do I have to explain that one too? Cause that's not a real thing? Now we don't get jokes, they go right over your head?

• 1:11:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's a joke.

• 1:11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Right under that little divot?

• 1:11:45Peyton Hardin?

  It's called the dip.

• 1:11:46Cameron Kennedy?

  A dip, the kitchen, the fucking konax cornhole, what is it called? Corn pone. Shut up! Here we go.

• 1:11:53Peyton Hardin?

  From the top.

• 1:11:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Friday night, me and my family were eating at a Mexican restaurant. The meal ended.

• 1:12:01Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 1:12:02Cameron Kennedy?

  As we were leaving the restaurant, everyone hugged, goodbye, goodbye, drive safe. I tuck my son into his car seat, say goodbye to the wife, smack the rear.

• 1:12:10Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all drove separately?

• 1:12:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Drove separately, cause from different locations.

• 1:12:13Peyton Hardin?

  Weird.

• 1:12:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Not really. Oh, oh wow, this is gonna be challenging, here we go. Here we go. I can't do it, my legs are too sore, no I need it. Okay, here we go. I tell my wife-

• 1:12:26Peyton Hardin?

  Your legs? Have you ever seen like a shaved ostrich?

• 1:12:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's good, it's over, bro. It's over. It's over, bro.

• 1:12:34Peyton Hardin?

  Your leg looks like a chicken breast that's been left out too long.

• 1:12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine, take a nibble, it's done.

• 1:12:39Peyton Hardin?

  Go ahead, sorry.

• 1:12:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's done.

• 1:12:40Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry, sorry, sorry to the comments.

• 1:12:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're good, you're good.

• 1:12:42Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry to the comments.

• 1:12:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's talk about your crotch.

• 1:12:46Peyton Hardin?

  Pinch, pinch and roll.

• 1:12:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Pinch, roll, tilted to the left, bit itchy, bit sticky.

• 1:12:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, mine's like straight up and it's like this big. I'm a just gotta-

• 1:12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Come on! When it shrinks, but the skin obviously has to go somewhere and starts rolling to the side.

• 1:12:59Peyton Hardin?

  You remember those caps that you guys, you could go to, those like little colored ones, that's what it looks like right now?

• 1:13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:13:05Peyton Hardin?

  You know, pop.

• 1:13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not gonna lie, this is the craziest thing I've ever said and I'm feeling very frisky right now, so I'm gonna say it.

• 1:13:09Peyton Hardin?

  I'm circumcised.

• 1:13:12Peyton Hardin?

  Me too, but that's not what I'm saying. When I was young and I figured, I know we all tried to catch the water, right?

• 1:13:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:13:18Peyton Hardin?

  We all said, I've never been involved in that committee to catch.

• 1:13:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That might be a white culture. That might be a white culture thing. I'd be in a shower and I was, you gotta let me get to this where it's not coming out. When I was young, very new to showers, I would grab the skin on my penis. I'd grab, I'd grab the skin and I would try to catch the water, but then one day I grabbed both ends and I raised it perfectly. They both went like that and I thought it was a man lifting his arms. So I acted like he was singing and going like this.

• 1:13:43Cameron Kennedy?

  With my own Johnson.

• 1:13:44Peyton Hardin?

  You're lucky I can't fire you.

• 1:13:48Peyton Hardin?

  So mean.

• 1:13:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Man, we're leaving the restaurant. I tell my wife, hey, I think I gotta poop because I just tried to push a fart out and I'm feeling a lot of liquid.

• 1:13:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's so irresponsible.

• 1:13:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I go back to the restaurant. She takes off, drive safe. I go back to the restaurant, two stalls. One guy is already in the corner stall. I go, gotta go in this one. I sit next to him and it was one of those farts where it was just straight air and gas spilt up.

• 1:14:12Peyton Hardin?

  And it feels good, right?

• 1:14:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It feels great coming out, but it is so, so loud.

• 1:14:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no.

• 1:14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  And I cannot control how much audible farts are coming out of me.

• 1:14:22Peyton Hardin?

  Good acoustics in the bathroom.

• 1:14:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I sit down. This guy's quiet, mind in zone, business taking a shit and I literally sit down and it goes.

• 1:14:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go, I go, oh. And I'm sitting there because I cannot control it and it's to the point I'm now, I'm sucking, releasing, sucking, releasing. I'm sucking to try to hold, let the, let the air fill out.

• 1:14:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, do you ever get like a little stomach bubble?

• 1:14:49Cameron Kennedy?

  As soon as I let go, it goes.

• 1:14:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go, I literally go, oh, oh, oh. Because it's so loud and I can't, I want to be silent. No one wants to be the loud shit besides K-Rob, but I don't want to be loud. I just want to get this out of me. So I'm trying, I'm literally trying to pace myself now and I go, I go, oh, oh.

• 1:15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I retract again, tighten up. The guy's just sitting there, no complaints yet. And I go, God dang, there's so much left. And I go, all right. I go, round three. Oh, and it goes.

• 1:15:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And then he's just talking. He's talking. And I go, it's to the point, I'm now teary eyed, laughing at how loud my own ass is in a public restroom with another man that did not ask for this. And then, so then, we're hitting round four, we're midway through the fight. So I literally go, this gotta be the knockout round. I'm not gonna win on the scorecards, I gotta beat him right here. I gotta beat him right here, I don't walk out with the victory. And I literally, I do not, I buckle down, I grab that little bar, and I go, I go, I'm going for yard, I'm swinging for the fences. The count's three, two, I gotta get the home run. Instead of just letting go, I let go with a push, and I went, and it went...

• 1:16:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And it sounded like a Simtex went off in like a soup kitchen. And it was the lau- now I'm saying this, now that's very descriptive, and I do apologize if you're eating food, but I'm saying this- Yeah, now you apologize? Because at that point, after I go for the knockout, it is incredibly loud. And the guy next to me literally goes, "Man, what the [__]?" And he just says it to himself, and I am, I'm literally crying. I'm crying in the stall. And now, I'm playing the game of, I cannot let him see my face. So I go, it's all out, and I'm literally sitting there. I'm wiping quick, I throw it all away, I get up sprint. Wash my hands so [__] fast, and as I'm drying, because they didn't have any paper towels.

• 1:17:05Cameron Kennedy?

  So as I'm drying, I'm like, "God, this is a hindrance." I'm like, "This is just making me go slower." I hear his flush, and I go, "Oh no." I'm drying quick, I book it. Now, for my own sanity, I leave the restaurant. There's immediately an exit door right by the bathrooms. I leave, and I go, "God, I wanna see, I wanna see what he looks like. I wanna see the face of that victim." So I wait outside the restaurant, I fake a phone call, oh.

• 1:17:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm about to turn, yeah, I'm about to head home, whatever, I'm talking to myself. I turn around, I look at him. This guy, he's probably late 30s, early 40s, dad's got a ball cap on, he comes out of the bathroom, that [BLEEP] scanning the restaurant. He looked like this.

• 1:17:47Cameron Kennedy?

  He's just looking, and I go, "Oh, God." I ruined his day, talking to no one, and I drive home. It was on, it was so, so loud, and I'm not kidding, the length of the loudness-

• 1:18:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Was what was just unbelievable.

• 1:18:02Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say something about you, bro? You might, you might be the bathroom Ted Bundy.

• 1:18:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I might be.

• 1:18:06Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly-

• 1:18:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I might be.

• 1:18:07Peyton Hardin?

  To [BLEEP] do that, first of all, and then-

• 1:18:10Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's uncontrollable, that's the part that made it funny, I could not do anything about it.

• 1:18:13Peyton Hardin?

  Ted Bundy said the same thing, I couldn't control it, something in me. And then, and then, for you to, to wait outside, your day, you have, you have a kid at home.

• 1:18:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I do.

• 1:18:20Peyton Hardin?

  You have a kid and a wife, you have responsibilities to go take care of.

• 1:18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I need to get behind him.

• 1:18:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and, and you were like, "I wanna see his face." Like, that's, that's a problem.

• 1:18:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll level with you on that one, that's a little creepy, that's a bit weird.

• 1:18:30Peyton Hardin?

  I got some bathroom stories and some poop stories, but I think we'll save that for Patreon, remember-

• 1:18:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:18:34Peyton Hardin?

  The Patreon, Koala Prime is 25% off, but if you want to see everything, the top subscription of the Patreon is Koala Royalty, it's 50% off.

• 1:18:44Cameron Kennedy?

  50!

• 1:18:45Peyton Hardin?

  One of the things I am gonna tell on the Patreon is this story, y'all gotta remind me, whenever we record that episode, let's do it. Is, there's a guy, there's a guy in the bathroom right up here, and it was before we filmed the Koala Royalty that came out. And I went in there to go pee, and there was a dude in the first stall, and he was literally like, like, sitting there, I assume, I saw his feet.

• 1:19:04Cameron Kennedy?

  His arm?

• 1:19:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I saw his feet. Yeah. And he, it was like you, like, but there was solid coming out of it, right? You could hear that [BLEEP] bouncing off the backboard, right? But he was like-

• 1:19:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Swearing-

• 1:19:19Peyton Hardin?

  Moaning on my mother's life. "Oh, no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no."

• 1:19:27Cameron Kennedy?

  He's crying? No, no. I have never, I've never shit to the point of tears, ever. There's been some- I've gotten there. Hurtful ones. There's been some hurtful ones, I've, I've felt, I've felt vigor. Oh my god, one, two. Now, that is- Alright, guy. No, that is, that is close, but- No, I did not! I said, "There's been some hurtful ones that I've been angry enough to feel vigor," but... That's close, but it's not the cigar.

• 1:19:53Cameron Kennedy?

  De Volade, got more head than he got body!

• 1:19:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, everybody, we absolutely love you! Ha, poopy talk with YSK strikes again. But, as daddy, doctor, DJ, uncle, mastermind, CEO, whatever you want to call them, as P said, this is our first ever Patreon sale. It is a very commemorative sale, we are dropping the live show filmed out at a so- filmed, at a sold-out live Tampa Bay show, it was fantastic, amazing energies, that is over on the Patreon. You do not need a membership to purchase, the one-time purchase of the live show, you're gonna purchase it one time, it's yours forever. But, because we're doing that, because we love you, because we just came off of a sec-

• 1:20:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Because we came off of a second amazing and beautiful tour, we are running our first ever big, big, big promotion sale discount, 50% off Koala Royalty, which literally has over 500 pieces of content from years back to current date to Dr. P to conspiracies to vlogs to bonus games to all sorts of shit behind the scenes, drunk Q and As, it's literally got everything. 50% off for one week, one week only. We absolutely love all of y'all, that link to get the live show or to become a Koala Club member is the first link in the description below, you already know that, make sure you like, comment, subscribe, share it, send it to your biggest haters, send it to your bestest friend.

• 1:21:26Cameron Kennedy?

  We love you, confuse the casuals, get you good karma with this week's secret code. J-

• 1:21:34Cameron Kennedy?

  S.T.

• 1:21:36Peyton Hardin?

  Just... Whoa, wait. Jail sucks today.

• 1:21:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Jaw Skeleton Turtle.

• 1:21:44Peyton Hardin?

  Jaw, where'd he go?

• 1:21:45Cameron Kennedy?

  He's right there. I'm not gonna like start to stink.

• 1:21:47Peyton Hardin?

  He did, he did always escape. You'll never know where this little guy is. Jaw Skeleton Turtle, remember, we love you, remember, what a chick, love you, Christmas, we'll see you next time, and on the Patreon. Enjoy the live show, documentary coming out soon to a theater near you.

• 1:22:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you.

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