MY WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 192, round of applause, please.

• 1:20Peyton Hardin?

  Kill, kill, kill. Omaha, Omaha. Get on him, get him. Good, good, good. Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 192. If you're new here, if you haven't already looked below, you subscribe button pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below, they see the comment section isn't fulfilled with your name. Guess what, even more wrong, go and fill that out, get your good karma. This is the Thanksgiving episode. Everybody say thank you, thank, thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, I'm so thankful. Oh, I'm so thankful.

• 1:56Peyton Hardin?

  In the comments right now, if you didn't skip the intro, type in, oh, I'm so thankful. You know what I'm thankful for? Each and every single one of you that are clicking on this video every single Monday, sharing this with your friends and clicking that subscribe button because we are rounding that corner, rounding that corner on 1 million subscribers. And I am so thankful for that. And once we hit 1 million subscribers, we have a big present for you. So go ahead and hit that subscribe button. You know what else I'm thankful for? The fact.

• 2:29Peyton Hardin?

  That we have a new link in the description. You wanna know what that link in the description is? A link to the new merch that will be available soon.

• 2:41Peyton Hardin?

  In the, yup, in the description right now, there will be a website for the new merch and it has a countdown. The merch will be available, but the place you could see the merch before the general public is the best place on earth and that is the Patreon. Patreon.com/YouShouldKnowPodcast. We post an extra eight to nine hours of footage every single week over there on the Patreon. That's where you get all the behind the scenes. That's where you get sneak previews. That's where you get vlogs. That's where you get the ad free, uncensored version of this right here. We have a state fair vlog coming out. We have a Christmas games video coming out in December. We have the Koala Royalty live streams. We got extended episodes. We got 10 minute talks. We have Koala Royalty episodes.

• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

  Everything you could have ever wanted and more is over there in the Patreon. No one has ever gotten the Patreon and regretted it. So go over there and say what's up. We love you. Happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for you. Go and put that pie in your mouth, mama. Mmm, mmm, that pie is so good. Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:44Peyton Hardin?

  We are co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 3:51Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go.

• 3:55Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, how are you feeling today, buddy? So thankful. I, can I say something to you? Yes. You bring that mic up a little, the bass is so far. Yeah, it'd be Pierce's listeners' fault. Oh, it's his fault. Hundred percent. I, I just wanna say. Speaks to me in my soul and my heart. Top of the, top of the podcast, I normally start talking about your haircut or lack thereof. Yes. Your child. Your weight. Yes. Something. Not today. And how aggressively small your lips are when I get close.

• 4:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean? Like, where are you?

• 4:29Peyton Hardin?

  Looks like a little balloon now when I get up there.

• 4:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I have muffled lips?

• 4:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I feel like when you pucker up, it does resemble an anus.

• 4:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Have a great day.

• 4:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I can kiss a singular mole on my wife, I go...

• 4:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's how I imagine you kiss.

• 4:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Lips.

• 4:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's how I imagine you kiss.

• 4:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, I'm not gonna-

• 4:50Peyton Hardin?

  I go like this, love you.

• 4:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I feel like you don't have enough-

• 4:54Peyton Hardin?

  Now, her family watches this, my family watches this, our son watches this. He doesn't watch it.

• 4:59Cameron Kennedy?

  He watches-

• 4:59Peyton Hardin?

  He doesn't comprehend, but he watches, yes.

• 5:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true.

• 5:01Peyton Hardin?

  But he will one day.

• 5:02Cameron Kennedy?

  He will one day.

• 5:03Peyton Hardin?

  And there is a lot you have to explain one day.

• 5:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, there's, I mean, there's more than a, there's more that I'm gonna have to explain to my seed-

• 5:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Than I feel most men will ever have to-

• 5:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, 100%.

• 5:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's, I mean, he's gonna be like, "What do you mean when you said that?" And that could be a wide, wide spectrum of-

• 5:20Peyton Hardin?

  And you go, "You like that new car you got?"

• 5:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 5:23Peyton Hardin?

  "You like those clothes?"

• 5:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You see that roof, right? Kinda blocks you from the rain and the sun, yeah.

• 5:28Peyton Hardin?

  Shut up.

• 5:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, sometimes daddy had to get spanked on camera.

• 5:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so what, I wore a gag ball on my tail?

• 5:39Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm not gonna start this episode off making fun of you or your weight-

• 5:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you sure?

• 5:43Peyton Hardin?

  I go, "By you putting out the bulleted list of all the things you normally talk about to kinda get, shedding some light to them." "I'm not gonna talk about your weight, your lack of lips, your disgusting haircut, how you look tired, dead and gray, I'm not gonna talk about any of that."

• 5:56Cameron Kennedy?

  None of that.

• 5:57Peyton Hardin?

  None of your financial instability, I'm not gonna talk about any of those things.

• 5:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Newlyworn children-

• 6:04Cameron Kennedy?

  It still hurts?

• 6:05Peyton Hardin?

  I know, I'm sorry, bro.

• 6:06Cameron Kennedy?

  God!

• 6:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, pop it, okay, sorry, go. I'm not gonna make fun of you this episode. Uh, since this is the Thanksgiving episode, I wanna start this episode off by saying, I am-

• 6:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god! It's that hard?

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  It's that hard for you to say?

• 6:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you.

• 6:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna, here we go.

• 6:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:33Peyton Hardin?

  Did you just put in a whole DJ?

• 6:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I just plugged it in, USB-C on the back port.

• 6:37Peyton Hardin?

  That's one thing I do appreciate about you, your mind is a wonderland.

• 6:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no.

• 6:41Peyton Hardin?

  Like, he couldn't just physically go, "I'm gonna rewind." He plugged in a DJ boot.

• 6:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, plugged in USB-C, back left, to be exact.

• 6:49Peyton Hardin?

  I mean. I mean, as, as you're getting older, the mental is.

• 6:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It is. Did you know what? I'm gonna give you one more chance.

• 6:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 6:58Cameron Kennedy?

  For you to look me in my soul and tell me you're thankful for me.

• 7:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 7:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You say it first. Depend, I'm very thankful for you. For our friendship, for our brotherhood, for who you are as a person.

• 7:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, thank you, man.

• 7:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And what you've done for me in my life. I'm thankful.

• 7:09Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, you're welcome.

• 7:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Your turn.

• 7:11Peyton Hardin?

  You're welcome, first of all.

• 7:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, oh, thank you.

• 7:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I'm thankful for you too.

• 7:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 7:14Peyton Hardin?

  What for?

• 7:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Huh?

• 7:15Peyton Hardin?

  What for?

• 7:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'm thankful.

• 7:21Peyton Hardin?

  Man, man. Dude. Remember that one time in college?

• 7:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I want you to know that you're gonna be the reason I am above the legal limit of inebriation tonight. I want you to know that.

• 7:32Peyton Hardin?

  Can I join?

• 7:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 7:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no. But you know I am nicer when.

• 7:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna do it in my bedroom, under covers, probably sweating.

• 7:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm just gonna drink.

• 7:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's, I am thankful that you gave me a nephew.

• 7:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow.

• 7:43Peyton Hardin?

  Live like that.

• 7:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no. You don't, you don't talk over there. And you don't get to say nephew. You're not thankful for me saving you from the depths. Saving you from the depths of isolation, anxiety.

• 7:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And not talking to anyone syndrome.

• 8:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not thankful for that?

• 8:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, I am thankful.

• 8:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm just kidding.

• 8:04Peyton Hardin?

  I am thankful.

• 8:04Cameron Kennedy?

  But, you did that on your.

• 8:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'm joking, I'm joking. I, I am thankful for Cam, so much of the fact, I got you a gift for Thanksgiving.

• 8:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not gonna give me a gift for Thanksgiving? Why'd you give me a gift for Thanksgiving? It's probably gonna be a pumpkin pie, and he's gonna go eat.

• 8:22Peyton Hardin?

  He saw him, Kevin said, hmm.

• 8:27Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the way you did it, you said, yeah, I gotcha.

• 8:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm thankful, buddy, you know I love you.

• 8:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally thought that was gonna be like a singular slice of pie. I was gonna go, oh dude, sick, I'll eat it, and you were gonna go, oh, I know you will. And then I was gonna eat it, and you go, how is the pie, Tubby? That's, in my mind, that's the track we were going down.

• 8:44Peyton Hardin?

  The whole thing that played out.

• 8:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the track we were going down.

• 8:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, I, I, yeah, I, I am thankful for you.

• 8:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I love you, let's, let's play the next game, one level up, I love you, your turn.

• 8:50Peyton Hardin?

  You too. Ditto, man, same. Whoa, give me a shot of liquor and I'll, I'll confess.

• 8:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That is so sad, that you have to be, under the influence, to spew the three-word combination, I love you.

• 9:05Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have to, we could just perform.

• 9:09Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just kidding, you know I love you, that's a part of our game.

• 9:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh my god, I just got a tingle.

• 9:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I got a tingle on my tickle.

• 9:15Peyton Hardin?

  I made a jump?

• 9:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I got a tingle on my tickle on my-

• 9:17Peyton Hardin?

  How many times have I made a jump?

• 9:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It's done some hula hoops, cause it's, it's done a couple, couple rounds of double dutch. It's in there, oh, whoa, whoa, it's there. Oh my god, you ever had a double prong?

• 9:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, down here?

• 9:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 9:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, a little, a little tube bouncer?

• 9:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Like it goes from zero to half, it's like you're hitting 21s with a curl bar.

• 9:34Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 9:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like zero to half and then half to top, it's like, eh eh.

• 9:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, I love it, but I prefer it in the middle.

• 9:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a little springboard.

• 9:40Peyton Hardin?

  I prefer it in the middle where you're diving into an Olympic pool, it's like ping pong.

• 9:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. That's-

• 9:45Peyton Hardin?

  That middle ground's where I live at.

• 9:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, the middle, now the middle-

• 9:47Peyton Hardin?

  When he's low-key like kinda trying to stay up, and he can't decide, and he's going-

• 9:51Cameron Kennedy?

  For me, though, it's too predatory. That, that middle ground, I don't like that.

• 9:54Peyton Hardin?

  Vulnerable?

• 9:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not vulnerable, it's like, it's giving creep. Like, I, I, if I'm going, if, my middle ground's here, right?

• 10:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's like, you're kinda, you're kinda straight as an arrow, but you're a little limp, too.

• 10:04Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, that's, that's weird.

• 10:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, see, mine's not like that, mine's just bases filled, but we haven't made it to the top of the glass yet. We haven't filled up that cup, the top's still wiggly big. I think you have a bigger cup than me.

• 10:20Peyton Hardin?

  I think you have a bigger cup than me. You have a 32-ounce cup. You got a tall drink from Starbucks.

• 10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I have 16.9 fluid ounce water bottles.

• 10:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a, you have a- Stanley.

• 10:36Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 10:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God forbid CJ has those gallon jugs.

• 10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ has the five gallon you refill at Walmart. Wait two hours.

• 10:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man. What a way to start the Thanksgiving episode.

• 10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  There's always Thanksgiving, but this week is one of those special weeks.

• 10:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 10:55Cameron Kennedy?

  So.

• 10:55Peyton Hardin?

  Happy holidays to everybody.

• 10:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Happy holidays to you.

• 10:58Peyton Hardin?

  You know, we're not, you know. For Thanksgiving, it's one of my favorite times. I obviously, obviously you do. I mean, look at you. Obviously you do. I mean, no one is gonna be, no one's gonna be like, oh, wow, Cam likes.

• 11:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I share, I've said this before, but it's, it is genuinely, it's one of the saddest, yet one of the funniest things ever. And it's about my dearly beloved wife.

• 11:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what happened to her?

• 11:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I think about, it's like a year or two years ago at this point.

• 11:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  We posted something around this time and this was during a phase of live that she was, she was, it was just a little different, right?

• 11:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 11:31Cameron Kennedy?

  She was a little different.

• 11:32Peyton Hardin?

  So she posted something on Instagram around Thanksgiving time?

• 11:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and someone did a drive by comment that literally, the whole comment's, oh, my God, love you, girl. Yes, favorite mama live, woo. And someone slid in there, went, hit send and left. And it literally said, you look like you eat Thanksgiving dinner every day.

• 11:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And to this day. It's like our inside joke, like it hurt her, it shook her to her.

• 11:57Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, that's a rough comment.

• 12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And then she showed me and I went.

• 12:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, no, that's sad, man. It was so sad.

• 12:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, no, it's awful sad.

• 12:08Peyton Hardin?

  But you do have to give credit to creativity.

• 12:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Giving credit.

• 12:12Peyton Hardin?

  Horrible person, creative comment.

• 12:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Is, is, that is my favorite thing. Like, that genuinely is one of my favorite things. Giving credit to people who did something bad, rude, whatever. But I mean, you just have the creativity behind it. God, that's great.

• 12:25Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody said, it looks like I get a migraine every time I have a thought. Like, and that's, that's creative. Like, stuff like that, I get it, man.

• 12:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That it now, oh, now, early days, yeah, you were tripping over your words like it was a water slide. You were like, I mean, you can't.

• 12:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, and I still get a little hint.

• 12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You do, you're getting better. Are you taking a course?

• 12:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, I think it's just, I think I'm, as I'm getting older, my Manuela Mangada is forming.

• 12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Your pine cone in your kitchen booth.

• 12:53Peyton Hardin?

  What is it? Kitchen corn cone and dip.

• 12:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, they're all forming finally. You still have the dip?

• 12:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, big time, big time.

• 13:03Peyton Hardin?

  So going to Thanksgiving, holiday episode.

• 13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful, beautiful.

• 13:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not too big on the actual like Thanksgiving dinner. And by the way, I don't have Thanksgiving dinner at dinnertime. What time do you have your Thanksgiving?

• 13:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Noon. It's a lunch for me.

• 13:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and that might be the Caucasian side of me. Right? I mean, we don't have a very diverse panel on the fourth.

• 13:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You got one other person you could ask. And if both of y'all's answers combined equals one full answer. It's not a diverse.

• 13:31Peyton Hardin?

  Vagina, uh, vagina.

• 13:40Peyton Hardin?

  Baltimore, what time do you, did you eat Thanksgiving as a kid?

• 13:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Noon.

• 13:44Peyton Hardin?

  Noon, nice.

• 13:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Olivia? Olivia, what time is it?

• 13:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, see, okay.

• 13:50Cameron Kennedy?

  See?

• 13:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 13:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe it's that.

• 13:51Peyton Hardin?

  So I, I, we, I would wake up.

• 13:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You're part of the ilk that eats at early, like 11.

• 13:57Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I would wake up and it would be down there and we'd go.

• 14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. That's even better. Waking up.

• 14:03Peyton Hardin?

  You smell it and you can go down.

• 14:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You smell yeast?

• 14:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 14:06Peyton Hardin?

  Little bit of, little bit of shit in my eye.

• 14:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 14:09Peyton Hardin?

  Grandma's down there.

• 14:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, just wiggling all about. Oh my God. Maybe not, now your grandma's actually very fit. She's a very fit woman. Very put together woman from the 90s. Yeah, I mean, she's incredibly in shape.

• 14:18Peyton Hardin?

  She's more healthy than me.

• 14:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It's unbelievable. She could probably run a marathon.

• 14:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Now.

• 14:22Peyton Hardin?

  Carol, no, she can't.

• 14:23Cameron Kennedy?

  She can't.

• 14:24Peyton Hardin?

  She can watch once. She can, she'll be involved from the start to the finish.

• 14:28Cameron Kennedy?

  She'll be, she'll be.

• 14:29Peyton Hardin?

  Nope.

• 14:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 14:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful lady.

• 14:32Peyton Hardin?

  Beautiful lady in great shape for her 90s.

• 14:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Perfect.

• 14:35Peyton Hardin?

  If I even make it to 90s, I, I, I think I'll be 400 pounds. I'm just gonna put that out there.

• 14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  If you make it to 45.

• 14:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you want to talk about making it to 45? You want to talk about making it to 45? You're flipping a coin right about now.

• 14:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I have, I have.

• 14:50Peyton Hardin?

  You've made it, you've made a big turnaround.

• 14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, but my immune system is like of, like a, like a deer.

• 14:55Peyton Hardin?

  Like a chameleon.

• 14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a really bad immune system. Somebody sneezes on me, I'm in the hospital.

• 14:59Peyton Hardin?

  If someone sneezes on you, it could be as simple as, oh, that was gross, but your mind.

• 15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, take me to somewhere else.

• 15:05Peyton Hardin?

  You go, oh my God, I have leukemia now. Like, that's how, that's, that's how you, that's how your mind works. A, a simple nine to five sneeze at a Whole Foods puts you in stage four. And, and that's just what it is.

• 15:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Come on. There we go. No, that's his, what's the, that's a, that's a diagnosis.

• 15:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's called cardiovascular.

• 15:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 15:27Peyton Hardin?

  When you're scared of being sick.

• 15:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Hypochondriac.

• 15:29Peyton Hardin?

  Hypochondriac.

• 15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You are, you are, you are the master of hypochondriac.

• 15:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 15:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Your grandfather was Peyton, Stefan hypochondriac.

• 15:36Peyton Hardin?

  I used to get that necrophilia confused and that's a hard thing to decipher. Like when you're explaining to somebody, I'm a necrophiliac and they'd be like, ooh.

• 15:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, no, no, I'm, I'm deep in a necrophilia. Like it's bad. Like don't have someone that's about to die around me.

• 15:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I get the joke.

• 15:56Peyton Hardin?

  And then the, the, the, because they're sick.

• 15:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you think they're sick.

• 15:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. No, it's, that's a double entendre.

• 16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  See creativity. You're good.

• 16:02Peyton Hardin?

  Given, given credit where it's due. Back to Thanksgiving.

• 16:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Back to eating at 11.

• 16:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not too into the actual Thanksgiving dinner.

• 16:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That's stupid.

• 16:09Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm not. You know what I always enjoy more?

• 16:11Cameron Kennedy?

  If you say the right answer, I will give you a hug.

• 16:14Peyton Hardin?

  I enjoy leftovers more than the actual dinner.

• 16:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's the wrong answer. That's good. The, the only answer that is, that is acceptable, that you enjoy more on the day of Thanksgiving.

• 16:24Peyton Hardin?

  On the day of thanks.

• 16:25Cameron Kennedy?

  On the day of Thanksgiving.

• 16:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:27Cameron Kennedy?

  More than Thanksgiving meal is Black Friday shopping. That is the only acceptable answer.

• 16:32Peyton Hardin?

  Black Fri- but we talked about that, we talked about this last year when we went on a full 30 minute bender. Black Friday shopping is dead. It's not the same anymore.

• 16:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not the same.

• 16:38Peyton Hardin?

  They're doing Black Friday deals right now.

• 16:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. No, they've ruined it. No, they really have. They started doing Black Friday deals last week.

• 16:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, what the, it's just capitalism.

• 16:46Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, it's Halloween.

• 16:47Cameron Kennedy?

  But yeah, I'm like, I'm going trick or treating tonight. What do you mean? I can save 70% off. Hell yeah. Kids, I'm going back.

• 16:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:53Cameron Kennedy?

  But the fact you're saying you like, let, you're, okay, let's just, let's break this down real quick.

• 16:58Peyton Hardin?

  Break it down.

• 16:59Cameron Kennedy?

  People that like leftovers more than the original meal.

• 17:02Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 17:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Are weirdos.

• 17:04Peyton Hardin?

  You think so?

• 17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And I will stand on that hill. Leftovers hit, the only reason you love the leftovers so much is because the food is so good in the first place.

• 17:13Peyton Hardin?

  No. Leftovers are so good because you can enjoy that same dinner that you had before, but whatever environment you want to.

• 17:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, but it's the same dinner.

• 17:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's soaked in its seasoning longer. It's soaked in its juices longer.

• 17:27Cameron Kennedy?

  It's also gonna be reheated by a, by a, by a metal box. It's not coming straight out the oven with your grandma's elbow grease in it. That's love. That's love, determination and wiggle.

• 17:37Peyton Hardin?

  So you, so you don't enjoy a pizza in the morning rather than a pizza right when you get it from the delivery?

• 17:44Cameron Kennedy?

  If someone ju-

• 17:45Peyton Hardin?

  I enjoy a cold pizza after a hangover rather than a hot pizza at night.

• 17:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you had to throw in the booze. You had to, you have to put the booze in there to make that make sense. There's no way in your right mind that you would rather order a pizza, get the delivery, go, "Appreciate it, man. Yeah, here's a five ball." Throw it in the fridge and tackle it tomorrow, then eat it right then in there.

• 18:03Peyton Hardin?

  No-

• 18:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot.

• 18:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I would, actually. Yes, I would. Yes, and I've done that, and I do that with my chips. You know what I do with my chips.

• 18:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Chips aren't a heated thing.

• 18:10Peyton Hardin?

  Technically leftover.

• 18:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the f- it's a chip!

• 18:13Peyton Hardin?

  But, so you know what I like to do is I like to open up the chip bag and just set it there and I like for it to nook.

• 18:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You like for it to nook?

• 18:23Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, that's, I'm a, I'm a stay away from that one.

• 18:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm a nuka.

• 18:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can't do it. You can't say it.

• 18:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that creativity's just sparking.

• 18:34Peyton Hardin?

  But I wasn't even-

• 18:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Why do you have so much content on that one?"

• 18:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I have so much to say. There's no, Peyton, you're not, you're not normal, you're not real, and you're not of the majority.

• 18:45Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 18:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You are spe- you're that guy that like, you're that guy that s- Oh, never mind, never mind.

• 18:49Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 18:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no.

• 18:50Peyton Hardin?

  It was fine, okay, but that wasn't even my initial thing. My initial thing was, how long do you eat leftovers for?

• 18:55Cameron Kennedy?

  As long as they're there. I will eat them till they're gone.

• 18:59Peyton Hardin?

  No way.

• 19:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 19:01Peyton Hardin?

  You have a-

• 19:01Cameron Kennedy?

  If there's a tub of mashed potatoes, and I go for a plate and I give me one or two servings, there's gonna be as many plates made as there is mashed potatoes need to be.

• 19:08Peyton Hardin?

  So how long though? Like, how many days from the initial, "We put that in the fridge," are you eating leftovers?

• 19:13Cameron Kennedy?

  If there's mashed potatoes, next Thursday, I'm having mashed potatoes-

• 19:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, Ken.

• 19:18Cameron Kennedy?

  For lunch.

• 19:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, sir.

• 19:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely. I respect my elders and I respect the time they put it in the kitchen.

• 19:24Peyton Hardin?

  Respect your stomach.

• 19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I will eat ca- I will eat cowboy beans.

• 19:27Peyton Hardin?

  What beans?

• 19:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Cowboy beans. Cowboy, you know what cowboy beans?

• 19:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's a-

• 19:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You put beans with the, with the-

• 19:32Peyton Hardin?

  With the handle?

• 19:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a b- my old- And some spurs.

• 19:36Peyton Hardin?

  Too old for that.

• 19:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No cowboy beans is beans with meat and bacon and.

• 19:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I didn't know the name for it with a little bean. I like that.

• 19:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll eat that for, I will eat that till it's gone.

• 19:45Peyton Hardin?

  I prefer those cold.

• 19:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so you're saying there's a time limit on leftovers?

• 19:48Peyton Hardin?

  Forty-eight hours. You have forty-eight to seventy-two hours.

• 19:51Cameron Kennedy?

  So then what's all this nookin' and soaking in its cream and juice? If you're, if it's two days max, you get two days to enjoy it. That's stupid.

• 19:59Peyton Hardin?

  Because at a certain point, that's when it's like a revolving clock. It will get really good and then really bad after that.

• 20:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Clock pendulum system, you've been using, you've been abusing it. No, the leftover is there. Especially a sacred meal leftover, you eat it till it's gone. What's the longest? What's the longest you've ate a leftover for?

• 20:18Peyton Hardin?

  I chewed on ham from Thanksgiving two weeks prior. Two weeks post.

• 20:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you did not.

• 20:22Peyton Hardin?

  Sort of got.

• 20:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Meat?

• 20:23Peyton Hardin?

  Meat, two weeks.

• 20:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam, that couldn't have tasted good.

• 20:26Peyton Hardin?

  It's protein.

• 20:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Two weeks?

• 20:27Peyton Hardin?

  Fourteen days?

• 20:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Fourteen days.

• 20:29Peyton Hardin?

  On the fourteenth day you ate that?

• 20:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Two Thursday, whatever, like December ninth. That's when I had it.

• 20:34Peyton Hardin?

  We're in the, we're putting up a Christmas.

• 20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm getting ready to prepare for Christmas. I'm still eating on Thanksgiving ham.

• 20:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, sir.

• 20:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear, it was a massive ham. You just saw it was the whole big, like it was huge.

• 20:42Peyton Hardin?

  Was that a choice thing or a poverty thing?

• 20:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, it was definitely a choice. It was, I mean, I definitely could have grabbed some peanut butter crackers and I said, I want the ham. It was definitely a young phase too. I'm not going two weeks now. First off, the, the goal is there's not too many leftovers.

• 20:56Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 20:56Cameron Kennedy?

  There's enough towards valuable. You get tomorrow's lunch, maybe tomorrow's dinner and then you're done. But if there is enough for two or three days, I'm eating for two or three days.

• 21:07Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to say on Thanksgiving too long, but is it, do you feel the same way? And we can out our families real quick. And I haven't said this to my family, but as you get older.

• 21:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my God. Oh my God. I'll tag, oh my God. We'll tag team this.

• 21:18Peyton Hardin?

  As you get older, your family's like Thanksgiving cooking just does not hit the same.

• 21:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Not hit.

• 21:24Peyton Hardin?

  Tag me in.

• 21:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Go ahead.

• 21:25Peyton Hardin?

  I used to be obsessed with your, with your green bean casserole. Mom, that is average now.

• 21:33Speaker 04

  See, I didn't call nobody out.

• 21:35Peyton Hardin?

  Let me go.

• 21:36Speaker 04

  Said it!

• 21:36Peyton Hardin?

  Mom, your yams don't hit the same. I didn't say, that's what I gotta say. I gotta say, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

• 21:43Speaker 04

  What the?

• 21:44Peyton Hardin?

  Did you just say? Green bean bundles?

• 21:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, green bean bundles.

• 21:48Peyton Hardin?

  He gets this from the soup kitchen.

• 21:49Speaker 04

  Brown sugar, bacon wrapped around it?

• 21:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's not a Thanksgiving meal, bro.

• 21:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that is. That i- oh, I'm gonna refrain. Green bean bundles? I mean, that is, that is, that has to originate from Arkansas. No, I want you to understand what you're saying. The fact that you just said that, three human beings, four human beings from Texas and one from Oklahoma have never heard it, and you think it's this known thing.

• 22:19Peyton Hardin?

  Well, we can't look at it, but we'll do it on the extended.

• 22:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. But never been a fan of cranberry. Never been a fan of the cranberry. Hate that.

• 22:27Peyton Hardin?

  I used to put my finger in it as a kid and go like that, make it jiggle. Well, not like that.

• 22:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 22:32Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all see, y'all need, y'all need help. I used to, I used to, I used to go to the cranberry and go.

• 22:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It hurt my ankle.

• 22:46Peyton Hardin?

  You used to, you're, "Mom, I don't want any more of the crimp. Okay, I'll get some."

• 22:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a saw in one.

• 22:56Peyton Hardin?

  Will you pass me the cranberry?

• 23:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 23:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I was about to make a, I mean, an absolutely inappropriate joke.

• 23:07Peyton Hardin?

  But, but.

• 23:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I won't.

• 23:08Peyton Hardin?

  But you agree that your family's Thanksgiving doesn't hit the same?

• 23:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It slowly dies. It slowly gets worse.

• 23:12Peyton Hardin?

  What do we do now? Because I think we're the ones supposed to take over the recipes, but I don't cook.

• 23:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, no, I could not, I literally couldn't imagine going to a Thanksgiving hosted by you, by the way. I, I, I actually, I can't even picture it in my head.

• 23:24Peyton Hardin?

  What does my Thanksgiving hosting look like?

• 23:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No imagery, like, I cannot imagine.

• 23:28Peyton Hardin?

  Try to. You, you walk in, there's nothing.

• 23:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It would literally would walk in, there's nothing in there, there's gonna be a bottle of tequila, and you're gonna say the food's gonna get delivered in 45 minutes.

• 23:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, definitely deliver.

• 23:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, that's not Thanksgiving.

• 23:39Peyton Hardin?

  I plan on doing that Friday night. I plan on doing that with my future family. I'm going to hire like a chef and you can come in and cook.

• 23:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That is absolute b- and nonsense. That's like saying I'm gonna hire someone to come buy my kids' gifts and wrap them.

• 23:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 23:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And then.

• 23:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, cuz one day I'm gonna hire Pierce as my personal assistant. I'm just like, Pierce, go get my kid something. You know, go get them something.

• 24:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You cannot be.

• 24:05Peyton Hardin?

  But I'll give them a list. I'm like, I know what my kid wants. PJ wants like, uh, Barbies. I don't know what he wants.

• 24:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, you're telling me right now, you're going to have a personal assistant that goes and buys your kid's gifts for Christmas?

• 24:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 24:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And then wraps them, and then if I had to guess.

• 24:24Peyton Hardin?

  Put them under the tree.

• 24:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Put them under the tree.

• 24:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Skip their own Christmas and be there for your Christmas morning and clean up the damage.

• 24:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, they can go home for their Christmas, but then come back to clean up the.

• 24:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Go home? What do you mean, living quarters?

• 24:37Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 24:37Cameron Kennedy?

  What, they stay in our campus?

• 24:38Peyton Hardin?

  Your personal home for Christmas.

• 24:41Cameron Kennedy?

  As opposed to what? That's where they live. You said, no, no, they can leave for the day and then come back.

• 24:45Peyton Hardin?

  I thought you were under the impression that they were staying in my house to watch my kids open presents.

• 24:49Cameron Kennedy?

  What it sounds like.

• 24:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're going home and then you come back to clean up the mess.

• 24:54Peyton Hardin?

  In an ideal world.

• 24:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's ideal. Ideal wouldn't be, oh my God, I love my son so much. I know he wants this, babe, let's get that. What do you say?

• 25:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'm still getting it.

• 25:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Volde, let's get that. Let's go wrap it. And then you, and then you watch the enjoyment of your son. You know what? Oh, oh, wow.

• 25:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna sit there and watch.

• 25:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, you're about two, you're about two bad sentences away from being banned from Malachi's first birthday.

• 25:16Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true. That's not true. I will break it. I will break it.

• 25:20Cameron Kennedy?

  If you go, I will blow that house.

• 25:22Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all spent, y'all spent $2,000 on balloons. I'm going to.

• 25:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we did not. No, we did not.

• 25:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, can I say something?

• 25:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we did not.

• 25:28Peyton Hardin?

  Cam spent two grand.

• 25:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we did not.

• 25:31Peyton Hardin?

  Look, look, so Malachi's first birthday is coming up, January 21st.

• 25:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we.

• 25:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, we did not. Don't you put that on my name. Malachi's first birthday is coming January 21st, right?

• 25:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 25:42Peyton Hardin?

  I said, what are y'all doing for Malachi's first birthday? Something small, something intimate at the house. I'm thinking I'm gonna show up. Cuz first birthdays are for the adults, right? You take pictures of the kid, but it's for the adults. You get to party, drink, whatever. The kid's not gonna know. He's not gonna know what's going on, right? So I was thinking, they were like, some small intimate, we're gonna go up to the house. I'm, okay, cool. I'm game for that. I'll bring him a little toy truck or something, something cute. And then I'm getting up in the Kennedy manner.

• 26:08Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go.

• 26:10Peyton Hardin?

  Then Cam comes into the office disheveled. Like, I mean, like, you would have thought he just got jumped outside. He was just, he's leaning over his desk like this. I go, I go, "Hey Cam, baby, hey Cam." "Hey, Cam, how you doing?"

• 26:31Peyton Hardin?

  I say, "Cam, what's going on, bub? What's going on, baby?" "Hey, baby girl."

• 26:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He go, "Hey, it's alright."

• 26:36Peyton Hardin?

  I go, "What's going on?" He goes, "He goes, 'Man, spent a lot of money yesterday.'" And I go, "Oh, you got a new watch? You got something new for the house? What happened?" Like, "There's a lot of money. Buy a new couch?" He goes, "No, it's Malachi." I go, "Oh, my god. What, do you have a medical bill you had to pay for?"

• 26:50Cameron Kennedy?

  "Still paying those off."

• 26:54Cameron Kennedy?

  "Sixty thousand dollars." "Oh, my god, oh, my god, my son, my son, oh, my god, my son cost sixty thousand."

• 27:01Cameron Kennedy?

  "Oh, my god."

• 27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  "And there's a second one." "My son cost sixty thousand dollars to bring to this world."

• 27:06Peyton Hardin?

  "That's crazy."

• 27:07Cameron Kennedy?

  "Oh, my god." "Thank god for insurance."

• 27:09Peyton Hardin?

  "No, no, no, no." "But then..."

• 27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  "It's all scam. If I didn't have ins-"

• 27:12Peyton Hardin?

  "Oh, okay." "No!"

• 27:15Cameron Kennedy?

  "Oh, I actually got a bap and said, 'Bap! Ooh!'"

• 27:18Peyton Hardin?

  "Help him out." "There you go."

• 27:20Cameron Kennedy?

  "Thank you."

• 27:21Peyton Hardin?

  "There you go." "Now, Cam comes in disheveled, and I'm rubbing his back, I'm like, 'What's wrong?' 'What's wrong, baby girl? I love you, it's okay, daddy's here, right?' He puts his big head in my chest, I feel like it concaved a little bit. I was like, "Ooh, can't breathe too well."

• 27:36Cameron Kennedy?

  "His singular jawline covered both of my nipples."

• 27:39Peyton Hardin?

  "His big head is taking up my whole sternum."

• 27:43Cameron Kennedy?

  "It's like a breastplate armor."

• 27:44Peyton Hardin?

  "Yeah, and I'm holding his head."

• 27:48Peyton Hardin?

  "I'm holding his head like this, I'm just rubbing him, like, I'm like, 'Daddy, what's wrong?' And then, he goes, "It's Malachi's birthday." And I go, "What happened? What, what, what's going on? You got him a big gift?" And he goes, "No, we haven't even got gifts or anything. We spent two thousand dollars on a balloon arch." And I said, "You did." "What?" "True statement, it just happened. Two thousand dollars on a balloon arch? How many balloons are on this arch?"

• 28:17Cameron Kennedy?

  "I don't know." "I don't know, and I plead the fifth. And the first thing is, it was not a 'we' sentiment. It is my beloved wife."

• 28:26Peyton Hardin?

  "Yes, it's a true statement."

• 28:29Cameron Kennedy?

  "The price is fabricated, but it is..."

• 28:31Peyton Hardin?

  "It's fabricated by a couple hundred dollars, man."

• 28:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, we're not gonna say the whole thing, but it but.

• 28:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Liv, it's still, it's.

• 28:44Peyton Hardin?

  So, yes, so basically.

• 28:47Cameron Kennedy?

  God.

• 28:48Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all got singing balloons? I was gonna say, I'm not going.

• 28:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say, no, no, cancel the part.

• 28:54Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not going.

• 28:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Balloon popped a face and went.

• 29:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, but it's gonna be a great birthday, I'm just saying.

• 29:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It's gonna be great.

• 29:03Peyton Hardin?

  Remember that debate we had about fiscal responsibility?

• 29:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 29:06Peyton Hardin?

  It's worse than me.

• 29:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no.

• 29:08Peyton Hardin?

  Well, yes.

• 29:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 29:09Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 29:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not, it's, eh, no, yes, it's a, it's both, okay? It's both, it's both.

• 29:14Peyton Hardin?

  You are one.

• 29:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, boom, my God!

• 29:17Peyton Hardin?

  But can I say, so I have a, I have a question, right? Going into the whole Thanksgiving theme, right? We, we eat a lot of calories, right? We're eating a lot, that's our gluttonous day. I mean, kinda, kinda sub, kinda like just regular day for you. Like, it's like linear and then it's like a little spike.

• 29:31Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a little spike, little bit down.

• 29:32Peyton Hardin?

  But a lot of people do jogs after their Thanksgiving, right? They just go, they gotta go run off, right? The next day or something.

• 29:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, yeah, sure.

• 29:40Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of people during the holidays are gonna go jog the food off. And now that I'm on my fitness journey, I'm starting to take a lot more jogs.

• 29:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you are. You love a good cardio.

• 29:50Peyton Hardin?

  I love a good jog, but no one talks about this. And I'm gonna be real vulnerable. And I'm gonna test you on something.

• 29:57Cameron Kennedy?

  God, would you trip?

• 29:59Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 29:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You fall into a creek?

• 30:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm gonna test you on something.

• 30:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how to start a jog. I, it is like my worst, like, I am so insecure. Every time I go on a jog and I start my jog.

• 30:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I hate you so much.

• 30:16Peyton Hardin?

  Is that not a real thing for you?

• 30:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That, no, that's not a real thing.

• 30:20Peyton Hardin?

  So you know how to start a jog?

• 30:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 30:22Peyton Hardin?

  Get up and go start a jog.

• 30:23Cameron Kennedy?

  A jo, where do you?

• 30:24Peyton Hardin?

  Here, y'all, y'all part the red seat, pick up that fourth camera, report, Mike.

• 30:28Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, there's only one way to start a jog. You sit there, if you stretch, you do your stretching, say you have an Apple Watch, smart watch, whatever. You hit go and you literally go like this.

• 30:39Peyton Hardin?

  And you just take off and that's all you do? No! What other way? No, what do you? What do you go like this? And then take off? What do you go dead sprint and decelerate? You just take off? This is it. So I have a bunch of different variations of how I start my jogs. I don't know how to do it. So like, I don't know if you skip into it? Do you skip into it? Or do you like, you just like, take off running, right? So, and do you stretch? Like, do you sit in a sidewalk and you're like? If you're sitting, if you're sitting down to stretch on a public sidewalk to take a jog, you need to go to jail. That is, that is wicked crazy work. Look, okay, so this is my different variations. Static stretches for a jog.

• 31:23Peyton Hardin?

  This is my different variations, so how I, how I jog, right? So I'm going, I'm, I'm warming up and I go, alright.

• 31:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, you don't! I swear to God!

• 31:35Peyton Hardin?

  You think that looks cool? Yes! You're doing a double bounce and then a skip? A triple bounce skip into a jog? That's it. What, what do you have, snipers on top of the building? Like, why? Wait, what do you have a paparazzi following you? Or this is it.

• 31:51Peyton Hardin?

  No! No! No! No! What's wrong with that? No, no, what's wrong with that? Hey, no, if you start, if you start, that's like getting in your car and instead of driving in a, a straight line, you- Is he running out of the tunnel? Yeah, you reverse first and then take off driving. Okay. That's what you just did. You go-

• 32:11Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what? There's no way you go like this.

• 32:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm doing that. Backpedal, take off! It's swag! That's swag! That is not swag. Swag is being a grown, taxpaying citizen and you go, alright, jog.

• 32:30Peyton Hardin?

  And you take off. That looks awkward. No, you do a front lean, a little lean to where you have some, some, some force pushing you. No, I'm not, I'm not hunting. I'm like this.

• 32:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, all you do, you lean a little forward to make you go at a quicker pace than a walk and you just take off. And you jog.

• 32:52Peyton Hardin?

  Honesty? Very truthfully honest. You know when I get anxious, I overthink to an extreme amount? The worst I've ever done was this.

• 33:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even know if I'm ready to see this.

• 33:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's it, that's it. I've done a running position, I've done it. I have. Being honest, I have.

• 33:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, Peyton, if I ever saw you, first off, you're, you always talk about my brain and my mind. If I physically saw you go...

• 33:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he says it to himself. On your mark.

• 33:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And just to jog.

• 33:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the fascinating part. You're not sprinting.

• 33:36Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 33:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You got in your block to jog. You literally got in here to do long distance. You go...

• 33:43Peyton Hardin?

  Without thinking about it, without thinking about it, I want, I want Robbie and Pierce to show me theirs. Don't even think about it, just go, real quick. You don't even need the mic.

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Start right here.

• 33:52Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry for the audio listeners, but this is hilarious. I have to see this. You're about to go on a jog, Pierce. Three, two, one.

• 34:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That's awkward.

• 34:01Peyton Hardin?

  But that's awkward, no?

• 34:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That's grown man.

• 34:04Peyton Hardin?

  It's awkward.

• 34:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You hit the blocks for a jog, dog. No!

• 34:09Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry Robbie. Robbie's going on a jog in three, two, one.

• 34:18Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, the serious one though, I do, I do hit a skip. I hit a... Yes, you got a skip.

• 34:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, a skip's fine.

• 34:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's the best one.

• 34:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll give you a skip. Not a, you, no! That is, now that is...

• 34:29Peyton Hardin?

  I told you I did.

• 34:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, you went like this. You said, you said, sitting on the static stretching, getting real good static stretches for no fucking reason. And then you stand up and you said, okay, ready, go. You went...

• 34:40Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, you can hit one of these.

• 34:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, his is the most realistic, I'd say. Probably like this.

• 34:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, but you gotta understand, it is, jogging is an awkward thing and not enough people talk about it.

• 34:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You hit the blocks.

• 34:57Peyton Hardin?

  You have to.

• 34:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you don't.

• 34:59Peyton Hardin?

  Jogging is one of the most awkward things of all time.

• 35:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. It's awkward when you think people are watching you.

• 35:05Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, start, start...

• 35:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't judge the way you sit on your couch, because you know you're in the confines of your home. You're out in public, you think someone's got a bird's eye view on you, and that's why you're like...

• 35:16Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody's always watching.

• 35:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 35:18Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I hate jogging on like busy roads where there's cars.

• 35:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that I'll give you, because I've done that before. I've done that in my neighborhood and I did not realize at the time, because I'm so far removed from like schooling schedules, didn't realize the school just got out. Hella cars, hella teenagers leaving the parking lot and I'm literally sitting there on a jog. Terrible cardio, out of breath, very sweaty and I'm getting looks from 16 year olds like this. And I'm like, ah.

• 35:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's, it's, well, a lot of the reason I don't like running in front of people is because at a young age, eighth grade, Coach Welch, he told me it looked like I ran with a backpack on and it's really affected my, my life.

• 35:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I think my biggest thing is I don't, I don't like how, how much force my feet hit the ground with. I don't, I don't do treadmills good. I like, I don't do sprints on a treadmill because I'm like, everyone else on treadmills like, I'm literally like this.

• 36:09Peyton Hardin?

  Boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah.

• 36:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I hate that.

• 36:13Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like the way you run either. I don't like your arm.

• 36:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, the other, how have I not told you this?

• 36:22Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 36:23Cameron Kennedy?

  This is like two weeks ago. You, and you know me on the treadmill for cardio at, uh,

• 36:27Peyton Hardin?

  Hold on.

• 36:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You know for me, uh, cardio at the end of workouts?

• 36:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It's going to be an inclined walk. I'm not really sprinting. I don't need to do that. For whatever the hell reason, I got, it was a leg day. So I was like, maybe I run some of the soreness out now, get that lactate gas. I get on the treadmill. I put my phone up on the little thing. Like I say, I run with force. I get that speed to like seven, seven and a half. It's like jog. Two seconds, literally like 20 seconds into the jog, my phone falls over.

• 36:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no.

• 36:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Falls on the ground. It is stuck between the two treadmills where another human being is. I have to, and I'm not kidding. I have to get on the sides. I paused the workout. I get down on all fours and I'm literally like this.

• 37:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Trying to like, trying to grab my phone. Cause you have to, you have to understand, it's this huge platform, huge platform and neither one of us were on an incline. So it's like, big space, big space, small space where the phone is. And I'm literally like this, on all fours, people are walking behind me the whole time and I didn't realize it. And I'm, I'm not kidding. And this, this probably pissed me off more than anything I've ever felt in the gym.

• 37:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 37:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Sitting there reaching, fishing for the phone. I finally grab it, I look at the person, I'm like, yeah, no, this isn't good for either one of us. She's like this, it was like a 50 year old mom. I grabbed the phone and on my way back, I feel a breeze.

• 37:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 37:49Cameron Kennedy?

  My crack was visible.

• 37:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, your pearly white cheeks.

• 37:53Cameron Kennedy?

  My pearly white Disney princess.

• 37:56Peyton Hardin?

  With a little bit of hue pink.

• 37:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Little bit of pink hue.

• 37:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh god.

• 37:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Little bit of hair.

• 37:59Peyton Hardin?

  And a little bit of orange.

• 38:00Cameron Kennedy?

  A little bit of orange. Was available for all of this commercial gym to see.

• 38:04Peyton Hardin?

  It's a misdemeanor.

• 38:05Cameron Kennedy?

  The whole time I was down, I was a plumber. My crack was out for everyone.

• 38:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:10Cameron Kennedy?

  And the best part is, there's a whole other row of cardio equipment behind us.

• 38:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so they were getting up.

• 38:16Cameron Kennedy?

  This, with my ass out, literally going.

• 38:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah! Oh yeah, no, sorry, yeah, me too. Oh, wow, wow. And that's exactly, like exactly how it went, but it was like skin.

• 38:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's, that's bad.

• 38:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And guess what I did?

• 38:32Peyton Hardin?

  You had to leave.

• 38:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, me being me, me being stubborn.

• 38:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no.

• 38:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I tried to swallow it, so I stand up, I go, god, yeah, wow.

• 38:40Peyton Hardin?

  You tried to swallow it?

• 38:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, me being stubborn, I'm like, no, you can't make me.

• 38:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, so many people, so many human beings.

• 38:49Peyton Hardin?

  So you being stubborn?

• 38:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Being stubborn, and I go, I'm gonna, I'm gonna wear this humility like a crown? And I'm gonna get back on that treadmill. I get back on the treadmill, it was on pause for so long, it ended my progress, I couldn't see the distance I've done. So I said, this place, I'm out of here. And I walked clean out. I said, no, no, that's why I don't do this cardio, no, I'm out of here.

• 39:08Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you know.

• 39:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll be fat forever. I said, no.

• 39:11Peyton Hardin?

  You need to leave that gym. Bro, as much as happens to you in that gym, you gotta leave it.

• 39:14Cameron Kennedy?

  It's un, it's just, it's unbelievable, like, it's.

• 39:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And then my wife wonders why I get mad at inanimate objects.

• 39:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Anything in this world that doesn't have a heartbeat or a brain should never best me.

• 39:27Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 39:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I should never fail to a cabinet. I should never get mad.

• 39:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Ice cream.

• 39:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And these things happen to me.

• 39:35Peyton Hardin?

  Doors.

• 39:35Cameron Kennedy?

  On a regular basis.

• 39:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's the worst, isn't it?

• 39:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally think it's like, it's like manifestation. Like this is the number one thing I get mad at. It's the number one thing that happens to me.

• 39:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's like whenever you think about seeing a new car and then now when you're driving, you see that car everywhere. It's the same thing.

• 39:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god dude, my life is a Prius. Like it is a Toyota Prius. I'm like, oh, Prius is everywhere.

• 39:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god dude, it's so bad.

• 39:55Peyton Hardin?

  Do you, you, you crop dust?

• 39:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. I mean, yeah, not with like malicious or racial intent, but yeah.

• 40:02Peyton Hardin?

  I do.

• 40:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't go, I don't, oh.

• 40:04Peyton Hardin?

  How can you racially fart?

• 40:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, look at that. Like I don't, that's what I'm saying.

• 40:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:09Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, huh? That was a fart. That was a crop dust.

• 40:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying it's ne- it's never.

• 40:13Peyton Hardin?

  I can see where you're coming from. You said, look at that. Oh, it's two syllables too.

• 40:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh.

• 40:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 40:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but no, I do not. First off.

• 40:24Peyton Hardin?

  I've been in a crop dusting bag, dog. Really letting them go.

• 40:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, and you're putrid.

• 40:29Peyton Hardin?

  Woo!

• 40:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Is like, it is like bad energy.

• 40:32Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 40:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a.

• 40:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that gets a hold of you, start praying different.

• 40:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:36Cameron Kennedy?

  If someone gets engulfed in your fart, there's a couple curses coming their way.

• 40:39Peyton Hardin?

  And my, you dig up, you dig up a fossil.

• 40:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, yeah, that's, that is straight petroleum.

• 40:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, oh my god.

• 40:46Peyton Hardin?

  I'm a nasty petrol pump coming out of me.

• 40:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 40:49Peyton Hardin?

  But you know where it came from though?

• 40:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Flammable.

• 40:50Peyton Hardin?

  You know where it came from?

• 40:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Where?

• 40:52Peyton Hardin?

  I went to Lowe's.

• 40:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 40:53Peyton Hardin?

  Well, my father, yeah, he's got internal digestion problems.

• 40:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Your dad literally poops and it's like a grenade went off. It's literally like something blew the, like a, like a cover a whole house.

• 41:02Peyton Hardin?

  He's the Oppenheimer of.

• 41:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes!

• 41:09Peyton Hardin?

  That was fantastic.

• 41:10Cameron Kennedy?

  He is the Oppenheimer of.

• 41:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but I've been, so I went to Lowe's, right?

• 41:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 41:15Peyton Hardin?

  Cause you know.

• 41:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Weird pull.

• 41:17Peyton Hardin?

  Well, this is, I'm, it'll make sense, right? So since I'm in a, in a thing with Voldy.

• 41:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 41:22Peyton Hardin?

  Right? I'm trying to be, behave more of like a, like a man. Like I want to build you stuff. Like my primal instinct is coming out. Like let me go to Lowe's. Right? But that my testosterone is raised.

• 41:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 41:34Peyton Hardin?

  Going into Lowe's, like going into a Lowe's or a Home Depot.

• 41:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 41:38Peyton Hardin?

  Something primal comes out of it.

• 41:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No it does, it makes you a chimera, like a beast.

• 41:41Peyton Hardin?

  Like a chimera.

• 41:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a mythical creature, but like it makes, it makes you a. Like dude, I'm.

• 41:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You see a good two by four?

• 41:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And you don't know shit to do with it.

• 41:51Peyton Hardin?

  It's like the walk by the wood.

• 41:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, 100%. It's like oh, just weird little virgin boy. You see that first beautiful girl you see? And you're like, oh, I could do something. You have no clue what you're doing. You've never been on that track. You have no clue. You don't know where the start button is. You don't know nothing. But in your mind.

• 42:04Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know how to rev up that engine.

• 42:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't know how to rev that engine. You're gonna, you're gonna cold starter in the middle of December.

• 42:08Peyton Hardin?

  You don't, you don't drive manual. You've been on auto.

• 42:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you don't have a stick shift. You have no clue what you're doing, but you think you can.

• 42:13Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 42:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the same thing as a, as a young grown man that we are, when you walk into a Lowe's.

• 42:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I had to ask where the hammers were. You know how embarrassing that is at Lowe's? They were your hammers.

• 42:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I go.

• 42:24Peyton Hardin?

  Like they know I don't belong in there.

• 42:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel like, oh my god. Oh yeah, kids, I'll say this half.

• 42:30Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I asked the guy and he was like, like, he didn't, but I felt like it.

• 42:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say, what?

• 42:36Peyton Hardin?

  But being in a Lowe's or a Home Depot.

• 42:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Primal.

• 42:39Peyton Hardin?

  I, you know me, I, I get mad at y'all when y'all crop dust in public. I do not respect it. I don't like it. Y'all do it everywhere.

• 42:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't give a. Like I, I gotta fart, I'm farting.

• 42:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Period.

• 42:50Peyton Hardin?

  I gotta poop, I'm pooping.

• 42:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not like that.

• 42:52Peyton Hardin?

  I gotta poop, I'm pooping. I gotta pee, I'm peeing. A fart, it's a bodily function. Everyone does it. You, if you don't like it, I'm gonna fart. I see, that's not me. The only place I feel comfortable crop dusting is a Lowe's or a Home Depot. Where's the most comfortable you're crop dusting?

• 43:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a comfortability level.

• 43:06Peyton Hardin?

  Only place I can do it.

• 43:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Is it because it's only men?

• 43:09Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe, and it's.

• 43:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It brings out that primal testosterone.

• 43:11Peyton Hardin?

  You, you, you think you're gonna go.

• 43:15Peyton Hardin?

  And the next guy goes.

• 43:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You're having a fart war and you go. Dude.

• 43:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I wasn't even going there, okay. Oh, no. No, no.

• 43:36Peyton Hardin?

  Who's gonna get him? Who's gonna get him? Yeah, no. Who's gonna get him? I saw sheets in his backpack. I didn't know what they're for. He does something after work.

• 43:42Cameron Kennedy?

  There were sheets and scissors. My hole's not big enough. Okay. I did not mean that as a form of an animal. I meant primal. We were going down that.

• 43:53Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 43:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Primal and primate are very close. That's why my mind made the connection.

• 43:58Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 43:58Cameron Kennedy?

  But I think that might be it. But in terms of me, I don't. I don't like to crop dust.

• 44:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:03Cameron Kennedy?

  But if it happens, it happens.

• 44:04Peyton Hardin?

  I think you do like it. You enjoy.

• 44:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, if I do do it, a good mall, a good mall. As many people as I can.

• 44:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you like to, you like to take up a wide area. You don't like confined. Confined spaces, that's terrorism.

• 44:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Confining, that is.

• 44:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you can't do that.

• 44:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't, yeah, you can't walk up to one lady selling hand soap at Bed Bath & Beyond and go, "Jesus, man, you gotta." You walk off and ruin her life.

• 44:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:25Cameron Kennedy?

  She's trying to sell you a tropical amber ocean breeze and you just hit her with poop.

• 44:30Peyton Hardin?

  You have a thing with disturbing the peace, though. Like, you have a kink.

• 44:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I don't have a kink. I don't like.

• 44:34Peyton Hardin?

  You like yelling in public?

• 44:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, yeah.

• 44:36Peyton Hardin?

  Or you like farting in public? It's your two things.

• 44:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not, it's not a kink necessarily. I like spice. You're fine with mundane society.

• 44:44Peyton Hardin?

  Me?

• 44:44Cameron Kennedy?

  If everyone wore gray and just walked around, you'd be like, "Oh, dude, it's sick."

• 44:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, I just.

• 44:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's modern, it's chic.

• 44:50Peyton Hardin?

  I just don't like to, I don't wanna like make your day worse.

• 44:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think that.

• 44:53Peyton Hardin?

  I used to have those treats with dogs, but not anymore.

• 44:56Cameron Kennedy?

  This is the way I approach life from that.

• 44:58Peyton Hardin?

  Don't point at me.

• 44:58Cameron Kennedy?

  This is the way I approach life from that lens. You think that it's making people's days worse. I think.

• 45:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 45:06Cameron Kennedy?

  If it gives them a funny story to go talk to with their coworkers or their kids, or even if it gives them some, think about this.

• 45:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 45:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone hates it. Babe, this [BLEEP] in the mall just screamed today and he was just so annoying.

• 45:19Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm.

• 45:20Cameron Kennedy?

  "Oh, babe, if I would've been there, I would've beat his [BLEEP]." "Oh, my God, you're so strong and manly." "Oh, I know, I'll protect you and our whole family." "Oh, my God, come here." I just made them have love.

• 45:27Peyton Hardin?

  You just made sex.

• 45:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I just made them make sex.

• 45:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you were the quarterback of sex.

• 45:31Cameron Kennedy?

  All for me going.

• 45:33Cameron Kennedy?

  "Bam, whoa, boom, my clap." And then I walk into my store. That's how I view life. I am the spot, uh, there's salts, there's peppers. I'm that [BLEEP] Cajun right in the middle. I'm that Cajun seasoning.

• 45:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, you are.

• 45:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You're having a regular day, let me Cajun it. You have too much pepper? I respect it. I do respect it.

• 45:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a story about Thanksgiving.

• 45:55Peyton Hardin?

  Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Enjoy your yams.

• 45:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Now this-

• 45:59Peyton Hardin?

  Beans, potatoes, tomatoes, chicken.

• 46:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Ram, ham, long, dong, chicken, turkey, chi- you name it! Oh my god, what a song. So this has nothing to do with the actual meal of Thanksgiving, but it's something that happened on Thanksgiving break when I was younger.

• 46:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 46:12Cameron Kennedy?

  So, Thanksgiving break, basketball is still in full swing. So, we, wicked story, we had to practice outdoors, okay? This is in like, middle school. We had to practice outdoors because for whatever reason, we all show up to the schools, because school's out, and we just had like a quick morning practice. We show up, school's completely locked, and our coach can't get in. Don't know how that happens where you're a f***ing kid or an adult. Anyway, we're lucky enough, there's a court outside of it. This was in middle school. And it's a, I'm talking janky little court, like, little court. Like, we're not about to play fives, we're gonna do like layup drills and probably walk through our sets.

• 46:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 46:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So we go to this court, and we're going probably like an hour, whatever, we're getting close to the end. He goes, "All right, everyone go for water, and then we're gonna scrimmage for a little bit before we get out of here." So I go to get my water, and I kid you not.

• 47:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, "What the f*** is that?"

• 47:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally, that's what it sounded like.

• 47:11Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm like- Like small queefs?

• 47:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, like a little-

• 47:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, like a little-

• 47:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that means she lacks, yeah?

• 47:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Whoa, whoa, what the f*** is that? Oh, that means she lacks."

• 47:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no, no, too much, too much, too much, too much. Here you go. Hey, mom.

• 47:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Anyway.

• 47:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally, like probably four times, and I'm like, "What the f***?" And it sounds like it's above me. So I started looking up, there's a flock of birds. And I go, "You're not talking? I didn't know they talked, they just crowed, or quack, quack, quawked."

• 47:58Peyton Hardin?

  Quawks.

• 47:59Cameron Kennedy?

  They're going, they're gossiping. They don't like four down, they don't like that. They don't like our playbook. They're gonna go tell the rivals.

• 48:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Swear to god.

• 48:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Finished my water, and I go, "All right."

• 48:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I had

• 48:15Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 48:15Cameron Kennedy?

  A massive amount of bird

• 48:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:20Cameron Kennedy?

  In my hair.

• 48:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:22Cameron Kennedy?

  This is the time where I had that old Justin Bieber. I had long hair.

• 48:26Peyton Hardin?

  You had Swoop.

• 48:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I had Swoop, so I often had to go like this.

• 48:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You used to always do that, oh my god.

• 48:33Peyton Hardin?

  That era ended like 2 years ago.

• 48:35Cameron Kennedy?

  So, yeah, I know, exactly, and it started 10, 12 years ago.

• 48:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:38Cameron Kennedy?

  So I put the water down, hit my normal go-to, okay, gotta get that sweaty hair out of my eyes.

• 48:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 48:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I have bird all on my hands and it's now layered into my hair as a leave-in conditioner.

• 48:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It was on the surface and I went

• 48:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 48:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally go, "Coach, I think there's bird on my head." And he goes, "Yep, sure is. Go inbound the ball." And I go, "You're kidding. There's poop on my skull."

• 49:04Peyton Hardin?

  Please tell me you didn't keep practicing.

• 49:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I had to keep practicing.

• 49:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're a good boy.

• 49:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And guess what? Oh, yeah, he said, "Oh, good boy, good boy. You do as you're told. Good boy." And I go, "Guess what I do with my hands?"

• 49:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 49:16Cameron Kennedy?

  On skin?

• 49:19Cameron Kennedy?

  We had short shorts. Too short of shorts. I'm literally bird

• 49:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:25Cameron Kennedy?

  On my skin. So the remainder, the rest of the 10 minutes, I tried to utilize my kneecaps and skulls in ways that I've never even thought of in basketball. I'm boxing out like this. I'm trying to just touch I'm like, "This punk coach is making me go with bird You're all getting this You're all getting this."

• 49:41Peyton Hardin?

  You were so obedient.

• 49:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I started jumping out with rebounds like this. That's my ball.

• 49:47Peyton Hardin?

  I can respect that.

• 49:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I started touching people. I'm like, "Bro, this is"

• 49:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally go home and take a shower and it was like there was Elmers in my head. Like, it was like in my scalp.

• 49:57Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 49:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine K-Rob's car.

• 50:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no. Did it, did it, that's bird poop? Actually, I know about bird poop.

• 50:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it stinks.

• 50:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Whoa, what?

• 50:08Peyton Hardin?

  I know about bird poop. Statue of limitations are off on this story if I can say it. Bird poop story too.

• 50:14Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean?

• 50:15Peyton Hardin?

  Voldemort might want to close his ears, but it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a true story.

• 50:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god. You have to share it. It's bird poop.

• 50:22Peyton Hardin?

  I went on one of the weirdest dates ever.

• 50:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 50:25Peyton Hardin?

  Before. And this was some years ago, right?

• 50:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 50:29Peyton Hardin?

  And it was a time in my life where I wasn't sure what I wanted.

• 50:36Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, no.

• 50:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Not.

• 50:38Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 50:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Good morning.

• 50:40Peyton Hardin?

  And.

• 50:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Good morning to you.

• 50:41Peyton Hardin?

  It's a woman.

• 50:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, good morning to you, that's, hey.

• 50:44Peyton Hardin?

  I knew that one.

• 50:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's fine, did you? No problem. There's literally nothing wrong.

• 50:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's not, none. No, it's not, I would tell you.

• 50:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Was it a woman?

• 50:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, they told me they were. And so.

• 50:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 51:00Peyton Hardin?

  So, no, I went on a date and now, at this time, I was in the era of like, you know how I want to be a rock star now?

• 51:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 51:07Peyton Hardin?

  I was very much into like, ha, like, I wanted, like, you know what, I wanted, I went back to middle school pain, like, if you wore a tail and like.

• 51:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Non-slip rubbers.

• 51:15Peyton Hardin?

  Some spiky bracelets.

• 51:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I love boobies bracelet.

• 51:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like fishnets, socks over jeans, like, that was my bag.

• 51:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Suspenders with a nut, it's holding up nothing.

• 51:23Peyton Hardin?

  And so I went on a date with this girl one time, right? And what I liked about her was how

• 51:30Peyton Hardin?

  confident in self she was. Like, this girl, really cool, lot of armpit hair, like, it was, and I'm not joking, like, I'm being dead serious.

• 51:40Peyton Hardin?

  It, that's okay, but she was like, like, that was her bag, so I'm painting all the picture, like, white lady, kinda, couldn't tell, maybe like, Peruvian, I don't know, dreadlocks, but it was like, the hair didn't match the dreadlock. So I couldn't tell what you were. Right? Not my typical bag.

• 51:55Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm like, nowhere near your bag.

• 51:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And so, and like, and showers might have been suggestive there. One of those bags, right? And she told me where she wanted to go. And it was, like, for dinner, we went on a dinner date, and she told me where she wanted to go. Now, this place didn't have chairs. It was, you sat, like, on the ground, on these little bags, like, these little, like, seat pads, like, and, you know.

• 52:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 52:23Peyton Hardin?

  The tables were real low. Real dark in there, a lot of weird music, right? And a bunch of feathers everywhere, like, it was like a bunch of like, like, I couldn't tell if we were partying or about to pray to something I don't believe in, you know what I mean? I couldn't tell the vibe in here. You don't know if I was at a music video shoot or if it was a sacrifice.

• 52:43Peyton Hardin?

  Like if I would've saw a mask come throughout the left, but it wasn't any of that. But so I meet her.

• 52:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I bet you there was.

• 52:48Peyton Hardin?

  I meet her outside the restaurant and it's like in the forest, kind of like there's a lot of trees. Like the forest, but it was like a, like a country wooded area, right? Bunch of big trees. It was nighttime, you know, that kind of vibe. She comes out, peace be with you, hugs me like. And I mean, the smell on this woman. I was like, you've worked all day, huh? Sweetest girl ever, right? I was like, oh, you have identity. Like you, I can, I can, I'll never forget this. One of these lovely lady, right? And so.

• 53:20Cameron Kennedy?

  My god, you have an outdoor job?

• 53:29Peyton Hardin?

  And so, but I, I was into it though, cause it was like, this is different. I was into the ruggedness. Until.

• 53:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Ruggedness, great word.

• 53:35Peyton Hardin?

  We hugged, right? I backed up and a bird on her shoulder. And that's normal, right? And you know, I'm very like, okay, I don't want to make you feel awkward, but I was like, let's take care of it.

• 53:49Peyton Hardin?

  Bird poops on the shoulder. Woo. I said, oh, oh, oh. Like I laughed. I was like, it's all right. I was like, I'll get you some napkins.

• 53:58Peyton Hardin?

  She gave me one of these.

• 54:01Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, napkins you will not receive.

• 54:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You will not grab napkins.

• 54:06Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, oh no. She goes, no. She was like. And I don't know exactly what she said. If I, if I said something verbatim, I'd be lying, but it was the sense she's like, this was supposed to happen. She was like, this is a sign of something, something. She was like, it's okay. Like it's a part of nature. We're all coming from the earth. It's beautiful. It shows me to be its spot or something. And I said, are you kidding me?

• 54:32Peyton Hardin?

  So we're supposed to eat?

• 54:35Peyton Hardin?

  But I don't like hurting people's feelings.

• 54:40Peyton Hardin?

  So she's got wet on her shoulder and like, it was like one of the, you ever seen a bird poop with its white surrounding with a black driplet on it? Yeah. And it's so it's gone down about right here, about here, right?

• 54:55Peyton Hardin?

  So, and so we go into this restaurant and now I'm already confused, we're sitting crisscross applesauce on the ground and the whole time we're eating broth and I'm, I can't stop looking at it, there's turds on your shoulder. And she just wasn't phased by it. I never talked to her again, I was a sweet lady.

• 55:15Peyton Hardin?

  But that was years ago, so I could talk about it. But she's still cool, like we're still cool today.

• 55:21Peyton Hardin?

  She's a nice lady.

• 55:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I just love how you were trying to be so respectful. And you loved the, the true just, truest self and the identity and even the stench.

• 55:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah.

• 55:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Love it all. And then she goes, no, no, no, no, don't worry.

• 55:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, this is.

• 55:38Peyton Hardin?

  She was this close to me, I'm like, hey, back up.

• 55:41Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, no, no, don't worry about it. This was supposed to happen. It shows that you go, you kidding me?

• 55:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, act like a lady.

• 55:55Peyton Hardin?

  So yeah, I was, thank you for bringing that up. Cause it reminded me of the, of the bird.

• 55:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I might have cardiac arrest.

• 56:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God bless. Hope not.

• 56:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 56:06Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 56:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, we're, we're just flowing synergy off each other. Something happened to Liv this week.

• 56:12Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 56:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Ridiculous story. Okay. So where we live, a new Walmart just opened, right? She goes and visits the Walmart and it's, it's during the day. It was, uh, it was actually when we were, went to look at the place we went to. So basically you, we were out of the house, she's by herself. She took Malachi to Walmart. And she goes into this Walmart and at first she's going up and down the aisles. Normal, just he's, he's in the little cart, she's chilling, they're, she's just taking it all in, there's time to burn. And she said, she gets to the end of the aisle and there was an employee, an older woman that was like, you know, okay, um, you know, at the end of the aisle, there's like end caps where they have like one product?

• 56:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:53Cameron Kennedy?

  She was like behind the end cap, like waiting and Liv got to the end of the aisle, the old woman pops out and goes, ah, gotcha. You grabbed Malachi's foot.

• 57:06Peyton Hardin?

  And she's alive, she's breathing?

• 57:08Cameron Kennedy?

  She's living like this. She says, "Ah!" "Oh, give me a fire." And touched my son.

• 57:13Peyton Hardin?

  And this woman's breathing today?

• 57:17Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 57:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And the best part is, that's not the best part.

• 57:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, what happened?

• 57:21Cameron Kennedy?

  So then that happens, Liv was like, "What the [__]?" "Whoa, hey, whoa."

• 57:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And they talk it through, and she's like, "Oh, thank you." She goes, "Oh, he's such a cutie." "Oh, oh, the little baby's gonna burn."

• 57:31Peyton Hardin?

  From that movie?

• 57:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. No, but she says, she was like, "Oh, he's just so cute, sweetie." "I just wanted to touch his little feet." "I just wanted to grab those little feet." "I just wanted to give me grab them." She goes, "Oh, my [__] feet." "I just want to get those." "Even though Thanksgiving's coming up, I want them little feet."

• 57:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, roast them, toast them, we'll [__] them.

• 57:47Cameron Kennedy?

  "I'm gonna put them feet on a [__] piece of sourdough and eat that jam." But she's touching, she's sitting there touching Malachi's foot.

• 57:53Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 57:53Cameron Kennedy?

  And Liv goes, "Okay, thank you so much, ma'am." "Yeah, thank you." "This is, I hope you have a great day." "Yeah, be blessed."

• 57:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:59Cameron Kennedy?

  This is supposed to happen.

• 58:00Peyton Hardin?

  This is supposed to happen.

• 58:01Cameron Kennedy?

  So then Liv turns the corner, gone with the crazy lady.

• 58:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 58:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Crazy old woman gone. And bless her heart, we're from a different time, but it was probably acceptable back then. She doesn't understand how real and creepy the world is in 2025.

• 58:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, don't touch my baby.

• 58:13Cameron Kennedy?

  She probably thinks it's still 1940s.

• 58:15Peyton Hardin?

  My, whoa!

• 58:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, oh, shit. So, she turns and leaves. She goes through the rest of the aisles, and then she ends up on the perimeter of the store, and she's heading back to the front, and she ends up in the bakery.

• 58:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 58:27Cameron Kennedy?

  She says, this old man, very old.

• 58:31Peyton Hardin?

  There's a second old person.

• 58:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Second old person. It's all, it's always the geriatrics, always.

• 58:35Peyton Hardin?

  They have nothing to lose.

• 58:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Always, they have noth, they're playing with house money.

• 58:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 58:38Cameron Kennedy?

  They can be.

• 58:39Peyton Hardin?

  They're like, "So what?"

• 58:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they're gonna be like, "Kill me!"

• 58:44Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, "I [__] dare you."

• 58:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. So, she gets to the bakery, and she says, from a distance.

• 58:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 58:57Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm not, I'm not kidding, and I literally asked Olivia before, I said, "I'm, I have to tell this on the pod."

• 59:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "Are you being honest with me?" She said, "I put my hand on the bible."

• 59:08Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:09Cameron Kennedy?

  She comes to the bakery and there's this old man, you know how they have the, uh, like all the different breads on the walls? And like the little cooler section next to it that has like the naked smoothies and like all like the little ginger shots? Okay, she said he's propped up. That's how old he is, propped. He's not even just standing.

• 59:24Peyton Hardin?

  He's almost puppet for him.

• 59:25Cameron Kennedy?

  He's not six to 12, he's just, he's propped.

• 59:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:28Cameron Kennedy?

  She's walking, she says she's like 20 feet away, and he literally just falls. And falls all over the sh-

• 59:33Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 59:34Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, "Argh, argh, argh!", and falls down on the ground, complete crash out. Falls on the, there's bread falling on him, he's getting hit with sourdough and french loaves. A naked smoothie hit him in the ear.

• 59:44Peyton Hardin?

  Please tell me he's still alive.

• 59:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And he's on the ground, and he's literally like this, "Oh, oh, oh." Liv walks up to him, being a good woman.

• 59:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, you'd never be the superhero.

• 59:54Cameron Kennedy?

  And goes, "You should have learned that in your black household, you never, you just walk away, you mind your own business." She walks up and goes, "Excuse me, sir, are you okay?" His immediate response. "Oh, where'd you find that little fella at? Where'd you find that little fella? Talking about Malachi." "Where'd you find that little fella?"

• 1:00:11Peyton Hardin?

  Find him?

• 1:00:12Cameron Kennedy?

  "Where'd you find that little fella at?"

• 1:00:14Peyton Hardin?

  Find him?

• 1:00:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And she goes, "What do you, sir, what do you mean?" He goes, "What aisle did you get him from? Where can I get me one of them?" What? Talking about my son, again.

• 1:00:26Cameron Kennedy?

  "My wife is attempting to give you aid and to help you off the floor, you old..."

• 1:00:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And he goes, "Where'd you find that one at? Where'd you find that little boy? Huh, huh?" He said, "What aisle did you find him at?" And Liv, what? So Liv interpreted it as a, he's trying to make a joke, again, he's from the twenties. His humor might be a bit outdated.

• 1:00:49Peyton Hardin?

  Where'd you get that colored one?

• 1:00:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he's trying to make a joke on, "Oh, I'm a black woman carrying white baby."

• 1:00:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:00:55Cameron Kennedy?

  "Where'd you find it funny but racist, grandpa?"

• 1:00:58Peyton Hardin?

  Can't say that anymore.

• 1:01:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Liv goes, "Oh, no, no, no, I found him right here, he came for me." The man responds, he goes, "Oh, that doesn't quite help me, does it?" And the whole time, he's like this. "Oh, where'd you get him, man? Where'd you find that boy?" "Oh, that don't help me now, does it, woman? Huh, huh?" He's on the ground. Sprawled out over french loaves and naked smoothies. Yeah, Liv goes, "Oh..."

• 1:01:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, what the is going on this day in Walmart? Yeah, that is Unbelievable. And that's why I mind my business. I've seen people fight, fall in public, and I never get involved. Oh, yeah, no. And I have learned that heavily from you. I used to be the type that plays the fence. Yes. Like, if, oh, my god, if this really pops off. Yeah. You know, I'm an able-bodied man. I could do whatever needs to be done. Not my business. I took that extra step away from that fence. Got to. I can watch for a little bit from distance. As soon as eyes come to me, oh, I'm turning, I'm gone. Oh, no, that's none of my business. I'm turning, and I'm gone. I, why? Is it gonna, is it cancelable? Yeah. No, we should. But, like, remember we saved that lady in the Starbucks? Yeah. If it weren't for you, she would have still been there.

• 1:02:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. If it was up to you, we would have been in the Tesla going to Topgolf. I didn't hear it. You go, "Did you hear that scream?" "Sure did. Not sure what it is, though. Let's go home."

• 1:02:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Heard the scream? Not my business. Not my mom, grandma, or aunts. Goodbye." I didn't lose nothing in that bathroom. That. You go, "Yep, heard that scream. Doesn't change the fact my bills are due on the 18th." He's go

• 1:02:35Cameron Kennedy?

  We go on the news, she would have been saved if somebody Apparently, four rather large gentlemen walked out of the door after making eye contact with the culprit.

• 1:02:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm just kidding. By fight or flight, kicks out. Like, if it's important enough. That was like a real blown, like, episode of Grey's Anatomy. That was wild. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:52Cameron Kennedy?

  But, like, forty seconds into it, I was like, "Get up."

• 1:02:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Girl, why are you talking so clear right now? It's like, it's like You're okay. She was like, "Oh, my god, I've been so much pain." I was like, "Really?" She's like, "I need you to grab my phone, dial." She's like, "No, text them this." Yeah. I was like, "You're-" She got mad at me. Because I called, she goes, "No, she's not gonna answer her phone. Just text her." I said, "All right, listen." I said, "You listen, you listen very close. You don't tell, you don't get attitude with me when you are laying gut up on the ground on the bathroom floor of a Starbucks." You're under the bowl of the toilet. I go, "Fuck, cappuccino, put you on your deathbed. You don't get to call shots. You don't get to tell me what to do. I'm helping you see your kids tonight, woman. I'm gonna call whoever I want to call." Okay, sorry. Oh, my god. It's always the people that need something, that demand the most. Golly.

• 1:03:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's how it goes. God. That's how it goes, man. I'm full of stories this week. I'm full of stories. I'm literally coming to, wow. Where? I go, "I'm literally, I'm literally coming."

• 1:03:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I meant to say going, I'm on my way to the gym, I'm, and now-

• 1:04:01Peyton Hardin?

  You say that?

• 1:04:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Now the more, now the, what? Oh, you don't, you don't, you don't see the benefits? You don't see the results?

• 1:04:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Mean. I'm just kidding. No, I know, I'm, I'm actually gonna go home and do two hours straight of cardio today. I'm gonna, I'm gonna make myself unhealthy because of him.

• 1:04:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, can I say this?

• 1:04:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah.

• 1:04:19Peyton Hardin?

  Before you get into your story.

• 1:04:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It's gonna be really unhealthy.

• 1:04:20Peyton Hardin?

  I do.

• 1:04:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You think you're in a caloric deficit? I'm literally not gonna eat for four days.

• 1:04:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's a fact.

• 1:04:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I go 96 hour fast and every single day I do four hours of extreme cardio.

• 1:04:29Peyton Hardin?

  Don't.

• 1:04:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna wake up on the fifth day, I guess.

• 1:04:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, babe, babe, start, start the car. I, I, I have to go record with Peyton. I was going to the office and record today. Do it. Please, don't. Anakin, help me! The Jedi are taking over!

• 1:04:50Peyton Hardin?

  He's such a nerd. Okay.

• 1:04:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but I wanna say this.

• 1:04:53Peyton Hardin?

  You wanna say this, before you get into your story, you do. I, I did notice the other day you were wearing something, it was tighter and your arms looked good.

• 1:04:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, thank you. I, imme- yeah, but guess what? That's when I came here, immediately from the gym and I hit shoulders and arms. So I probably saw a lot of blood circulating in the rear delt. That's why the shirt looked good. That wasn't my naked, natural body. You don't wanna see me, you don't wanna see me naked, natural. It's like a, it's like a de-shelled crab. It's like a, it's Mr. Krabs when he takes that show off. When he takes his pants off.

• 1:05:20Peyton Hardin?

  It is.

• 1:05:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, you are. Yeah, my wife thinks I'm fat and knows me too.

• 1:05:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, wow.

• 1:05:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:05:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow, I can taste the end.

• 1:05:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, the end's near.

• 1:05:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It was funny.

• 1:05:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, god.

• 1:05:33Cameron Kennedy?

  So, I'm on the way to the gym.

• 1:05:35Peyton Hardin?

  Sweating.

• 1:05:35Cameron Kennedy?

  My car is on literal E. I have to go in my city to that gas station.

• 1:05:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I stop, I park the, I park the car, get the gas, I'm going inside to get me a little pre-workout drink.

• 1:05:47Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:05:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, didn't even know they did this, but this specific gas station is a Circle K. Former, formerly known and fused with Valero's, right? So Circle K gas station. There's a, a literal, like a tailgate booth set up. Massive, like, like, literally when we used to work the games in Oklahoma, like those huge thing, like you stake in the ground?

• 1:06:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Huge tents, set up, they have a table, they have merch they're giving out.

• 1:06:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's weird, I don't like that.

• 1:06:12Cameron Kennedy?

  They have coupons. I'm like, where the f- gas station? Like, what are you, what are you doing? Peyton, the man working the booth, and I'm not exaggerating. He was wearing Circle K head to toe. Notice I said to toe.

• 1:06:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:31Cameron Kennedy?

  He had on Circle K sneakers.

• 1:06:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 1:06:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And now, when I, when I tell you, they weren't a pair of Nike Monarchs with a Circle K sticker.

• 1:06:44Peyton Hardin?

  They were his own build.

• 1:06:45Cameron Kennedy?

  They were the Circle K ones, and I've never seen this sneaker before.

• 1:06:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It looked like a Heely.

• 1:06:51Peyton Hardin?

  It's the worst.

• 1:06:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And I said, where the f**k did you get those?

• 1:06:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally, to just to, you know me, I'm kinda like K-Rob in that thing. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll play with people.

• 1:07:01Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:07:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I go up, I'm like, what's up, man? What is this? He goes, dude, we're just giving out money. And I go, what? He goes, no, seriously, you take this card, you scan it, and if you, if you purchase something inside, you get 10 cents off a gallon. And I go, perfect, that's working cool, but I already started the gas, that sucks. I go, hey, man, where'd you get all this, like, cool Circle K clothes? Had it made.

• 1:07:21Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm, Etsy.

• 1:07:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Had it made. This man is going above and beyond.

• 1:07:26Peyton Hardin?

  Is he like an owner of Circle K?

• 1:07:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I think he's just a guy that clocks in. Like, he's just, I mean, I mean, a regular employee, and I respect the game.

• 1:07:33Peyton Hardin?

  I respect that. I respect him.

• 1:07:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I respect the hustle. I feel bad for him that he doesn't understand the second he, he leaves, for whatever reason, his spot will be filled with someone else.

• 1:07:42Peyton Hardin?

  That's not wearing Circle K gear.

• 1:07:43Cameron Kennedy?

  But he's, you know what? He's going above and beyond.

• 1:07:46Peyton Hardin?

  He's gonna one day be the CFO or CEO of Circle K.

• 1:07:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Of the fashion industry, maybe.

• 1:07:51Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe he starts a Circle K line.

• 1:07:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe he starts a Circle K line.

• 1:07:54Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe.

• 1:07:54Cameron Kennedy?

  And then sues them, and then now it's Circle Edward, whatever his name is.

• 1:07:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:07:58Cameron Kennedy?

  It was unbelievable, though. I was like, holy sh**.

• 1:08:04Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, in the holiday spirit, it is the week of giving thanks. It is going to be Thanksgiving Day this Thursday.

• 1:08:12Peyton Hardin?

  Thanksgiving Thursday. If you're watching this on a Monday, Thanksgiving is Thursday. Again, Happy Thanksgiving to all you and your family.

• 1:08:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And if you're watching this on Thursday, it's Thanksgiving's today, and you better go in there and check on the ham, turkey, and the giblets.

• 1:08:21Peyton Hardin?

  And go to the, to the cranberry.

• 1:08:23Cameron Kennedy?

  And make sure you get that cranberry.

• 1:08:25Peyton Hardin?

  That cranberry. And if you're, hey, honestly, everybody go to that one drunk uncle and ask him what they think about New York politics.

• 1:08:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:08:34Peyton Hardin?

  I go, let's refrain from that one.

• 1:08:36Cameron Kennedy?

  What do they think about the current administration or the government shutdown?

• 1:08:39Peyton Hardin?

  And then all of that.

• 1:08:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Or just eat the food, go and take your walk with your cousin and then come back in and go, hey, we got any more of that old mash?

• 1:08:46Peyton Hardin?

  You know what?

• 1:08:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm feeling real hungry now.

• 1:08:48Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I want people to do is to record on their phone them walking up to the most

• 1:08:54Peyton Hardin?

  borderline, you know, can't have this person a public family member, right?

• 1:08:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:08:58Peyton Hardin?

  And ask them the most political questions and say Peyton wants you to answer this.

• 1:09:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:09:02Peyton Hardin?

  And I just want you to rage bait them and bring it to me. That'll be a new TikTok trend, rage baiting your older family members because of the You Should Know Podcast. Yeah, oh yeah, get them going and be like, the You Should Know Podcast wanted to know and then just get their reactions.

• 1:09:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:09:16Peyton Hardin?

  Tag us on TikTok.

• 1:09:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Tag us on TikTok, tag us on.

• 1:09:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's gonna be so good.

• 1:09:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you know most Caucasian people have an aunt that resembles Larry Bird?

• 1:09:38Peyton Hardin?

  It's so true. That little bird looks.

• 1:09:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It's foolproof, bro. That beak and that long, that beak and that 70's style dude.

• 1:09:47Peyton Hardin?

  New trend, everybody take a picture if you're white, take a picture of your family member, your aunt that looks like Larry Bird.

• 1:09:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Take a pic of your closest looking bird relative Larry Bird aunt and do that for us.

• 1:09:56Peyton Hardin?

  They got the little cut, they got the same cut.

• 1:09:58Cameron Kennedy?

  They got that cut, maybe a couple loose fringe curls that just.

• 1:10:01Peyton Hardin?

  That little beak on them.

• 1:10:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:10:03Peyton Hardin?

  Great white hope of the dinner table.

• 1:10:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so true though.

• 1:10:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh wow, that's funny as hell.

• 1:10:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That is funny.

• 1:10:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, 100% definitely smokes Marlboro red, soft.

• 1:10:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, and they got a colored tattoo that's faded real bad over the wrinkles. Oh wow, you know what I'm talking about.

• 1:10:19Peyton Hardin?

  All right, in the holiday spirit.

• 1:10:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Car smells like Newport's, oh man. We are going to be doing a Thanksgiving quiz. We're gonna be doing a Thanksgiving quiz.

• 1:10:27Peyton Hardin?

  Am I quizzing you?

• 1:10:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm quizzing you, buddy. I go, I know everything about Thanksgiving. It was my people that... I'm quizzing you.

• 1:10:34Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to do... Can we... We haven't done quizzes in a while.

• 1:10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. We're just gonna pop right back in. It's like riding a bike. It's like riding a bike. You never fully forget it. You might be a little stumbly at first, but you don't forget.

• 1:10:45Peyton Hardin?

  But that's the only thing. Like, I'm so excited for the holidays and holiday episodes, but you always quiz me.

• 1:10:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, that's the point, buddy. That's the point. It's yin and yang.

• 1:10:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, here we go.

• 1:10:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, Thanksgiving.

• 1:10:54Peyton Hardin?

  Something good, something bad. The Thanksgiving quiz, here we go.

• 1:10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Thanksgiving quiz. We're gonna start a little simple, throw in a couple of curvies, see how you do. Ready?

• 1:11:01Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say it again?

• 1:11:02Cameron Kennedy?

  So we're gonna start a little simpy, throw a couple of curvies.

• 1:11:06Peyton Hardin?

  They're always curved. You always say it and always curve.

• 1:11:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Question one.

• 1:11:10Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do it.

• 1:11:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What meats were served at the original Thanksgiving?

• 1:11:15Peyton Hardin?

  Has to be turkey. That's where we got it from.

• 1:11:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Incorrect.

• 1:11:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. Wasn't there a heavy population of swine here on the soil before we took over?

• 1:11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, what did you say?

• 1:11:23Peyton Hardin?

  Swine?

• 1:11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Incorrect.

• 1:11:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's all.

• 1:11:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You said something else. Sounds very close to it. What sounds like swine but isn't?

• 1:11:28Peyton Hardin?

  Swan.

• 1:11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes!

• 1:11:30Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:11:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Swan was one. What's another one? What's a deer but a small baby version?

• 1:11:34Peyton Hardin?

  Bambi.

• 1:11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Venison. Venison.

• 1:11:39Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you just call me?

• 1:11:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I said venison, not bambi.

• 1:11:44Peyton Hardin?

  What's venison?

• 1:11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Isn't it baby deer? That's veal.

• 1:11:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, no one's...

• 1:11:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Veal. Venison is just deer.

• 1:11:49Peyton Hardin?

  Veil is quail.

• 1:11:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Veil is not veil. Veil is what you wear on your wedding day, dumb [BLEEP]. And veal is the ba...

• 1:11:56Peyton Hardin?

  I thought that was duck.

• 1:11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Duck's another correct answer, though. And the last one, the last one. Actually, we have a weird path to get to the right answer, but you're three out of four right now. There's one left. Now, if I was to say swan, duck, what's their third cousin?

• 1:12:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Swan, duck, and a...

• 1:12:12Peyton Hardin?

  Moose.

• 1:12:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Swan, duck's changed a letter. Swan, duck, and a...

• 1:12:14Peyton Hardin?

  Goose.

• 1:12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go.

• 1:12:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's a nasty dinner.

• 1:12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, sick, I mean, Vinnyson, Swan, Duck and Goose were originally at the dinner, not Turkey.

• 1:12:25Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine the bathrooms at that dinner table. Oh my god, like, everybody's going to potty after that?

• 1:12:29Cameron Kennedy?

  There's definitely not like a copious amount of fiber.

• 1:12:32Peyton Hardin?

  And there's-

• 1:12:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm talking those, those farts that they ball up, bad.

• 1:12:36Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine eating deer with no seasoning. It was your people, they didn't have no seasoning on there.

• 1:12:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably slap, probably slap back then.

• 1:12:42Peyton Hardin?

  Of course you would think so.

• 1:12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  If you took-

• 1:12:43Peyton Hardin?

  Of course you would think so.

• 1:12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  If you took Lowry's and dropped it into the Mayflower, it'd kill them.

• 1:12:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, if you-

• 1:12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  They'd go, "Ah!"

• 1:12:51Peyton Hardin?

  Have you had some Old Bay back then?

• 1:12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  They'd die.

• 1:12:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, what the?

• 1:12:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a curse.

• 1:12:58Peyton Hardin?

  Quitting Old Bay in their food is like dropping an iPhone.

• 1:13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, literally. He dropped Old Bay on their oysters, oh my god.

• 1:13:05Peyton Hardin?

  They'd lost their mind.

• 1:13:06Cameron Kennedy?

  It goes straight to the-

• 1:13:07Peyton Hardin?

  It ended racism.

• 1:13:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It goes straight to the apothecary. Oh yeah, there is no such thing as racism.

• 1:13:11Peyton Hardin?

  They're like, "God, we love you."

• 1:13:12Cameron Kennedy?

  "Oh my god, we're fighting evil!"

• 1:13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's literally cursed. Okay, next question.

• 1:13:20Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do it, I love that. I love that. We had a friend that sat like that.

• 1:13:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we did. Who was the first president to pardon a turkey?

• 1:13:28Peyton Hardin?

  Abraham.

• 1:13:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, sir.

• 1:13:31Peyton Hardin?

  What is pardon? I thought that's what you get people out of jail.

• 1:13:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It is apparently, they did it to a-

• 1:13:35Peyton Hardin?

  We had imprisoned-

• 1:13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  We had, not a prison, we had imprisoned turkey.

• 1:13:40Peyton Hardin?

  We had prison pigeons.

• 1:13:41Cameron Kennedy?

  We had prison pigeons, also known as turkeys, on the street. Their street slang was turk. They were a young turk. We had a president that freed young turk. They said, "Hey, my man's turks, he's gotta leave. He's gotta get home for the hol-" Oh. Oh my god, it's right there.

• 1:13:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's gross. So nasty. Wait, so pardoned means?

• 1:14:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Who was the first president to pardon a turkey?

• 1:14:04Peyton Hardin?

  Right, I'm trying to get the definition of pardon.

• 1:14:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I believe it's released from prison.

• 1:14:07Peyton Hardin?

  Because, because Trump pardoned Kodak.

• 1:14:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he got him out. He said, "Kodak Black, but you knew that already."

• 1:14:14Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to die.

• 1:14:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Baby, I just wanted to fed.

• 1:14:18Peyton Hardin?

  Trump said, get him.

• 1:14:19Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, go ahead and get him all out of there. He said, appreciate you.

• 1:14:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and ASAP got pardoned.

• 1:14:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And ASAP, yeah.

• 1:14:25Peyton Hardin?

  So ASAP, so ASAP, Kodak, and a turkey got pardoned.

• 1:14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, so it was Trump, Trump, and what?

• 1:14:33Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying, the president, you're looking for the president.

• 1:14:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Was it Abraham? You're that guy that gets so caught up in the fluff. You need to read the question.

• 1:14:40Peyton Hardin?

  Can I be honest? I only know about four presidents. Bush, Obama, Donald, Abraham, Washington, Fredericksburg. He, there's a.

• 1:14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Fredericksburg over some other ones?

• 1:14:54Peyton Hardin?

  Fredericksburg was one.

• 1:14:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm not saying he's not, but I'm saying that's a wicked pool. That's like, I don't know too many colors. Red, yellow, fourth degree indigo. Um, I think there's one called blue.

• 1:15:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so maybe I know more than I know.

• 1:15:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Huh?

• 1:15:08Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe I know more than I think.

• 1:15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You know another one? What's another one?

• 1:15:11Peyton Hardin?

  Adams.

• 1:15:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Another one, come on.

• 1:15:12Peyton Hardin?

  Pearson.

• 1:15:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Work with me. What?

• 1:15:15Peyton Hardin?

  Pierce.

• 1:15:16Cameron Kennedy?

  What, what, what is close to here? It's close to here.

• 1:15:19Peyton Hardin?

  Bush.

• 1:15:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Close to here.

• 1:15:21Peyton Hardin?

  Clinton?

• 1:15:22Cameron Kennedy?

  He died here.

• 1:15:24Peyton Hardin?

  We had a president.

• 1:15:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Right there.

• 1:15:26Peyton Hardin?

  Is there a president who died here?

• 1:15:27Cameron Kennedy?

  He was shot right there.

• 1:15:29Peyton Hardin?

  In the Starbucks.

• 1:15:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, on the Starbucks, right there. If we bust.

• 1:15:35Peyton Hardin?

  Voldemort's in.

• 1:15:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, if we bust through the window right behind Voldemort, we run for about half a mile, we could still see it. Oh, wow. Oh, wow, you don't, you don't deserve to be a Dallas, Texas native. Oh, my God.

• 1:15:51Peyton Hardin?

  First letter.

• 1:15:52Cameron Kennedy?

  It's right there.

• 1:15:54Peyton Hardin?

  Give me a hint.

• 1:15:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm giving you all the hints.

• 1:15:56Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 1:15:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Brick store, six level.

• 1:15:59Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you said.

• 1:16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  What all hints?

• 1:16:01Peyton Hardin?

  You said Abraham Lincoln was shot here.

• 1:16:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Assassination.

• 1:16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, your boys can't hang. John Wilkes in that booth, I shoot from point blank range.

• 1:16:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's Abe.

• 1:16:13Peyton Hardin?

  And we had another one, Kennedy.

• 1:16:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you. It's him, he pardoned the turkey. He pardoned the turkey, they didn't like it, they offed.

• 1:16:19Peyton Hardin?

  The turkey got their leg back.

• 1:16:22Cameron Kennedy?

  The turkey said, "I'll show you something."

• 1:16:24Peyton Hardin?

  The turkey said, "Give it back and blow."

• 1:16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Strange, now that's strange. I didn't understand we could pardon birds either. Here we go. Third question.

• 1:16:31Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:16:33Cameron Kennedy?

  On Thanksgiving Day,

• 1:16:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:16:34Cameron Kennedy?

  The family served dessert plates of pumpkin pie and apple pie. They served 5 eighths of all of the pie.

• 1:16:42Peyton Hardin?

  Who did?

• 1:16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  If there was 48 dessert plates in total, how many plates of pie were served?

• 1:16:48Peyton Hardin?

  Do we do math now?

• 1:16:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving.

• 1:16:52Peyton Hardin?

  Math!

• 1:16:52Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's Thanksgiving math.

• 1:16:56Peyton Hardin?

  Thanksgiving math.

• 1:16:57Cameron Kennedy?

  First of all, surprise math is not good.

• 1:16:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, surprise math. Oh my god, he's going to cardiac arrest.

• 1:17:03Cameron Kennedy?

  My guy knows acting though.

• 1:17:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Flared nips.

• 1:17:08Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, my nips are puff.

• 1:17:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Look how flat that nip is. That's not normal.

• 1:17:10Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, god, that's a good color brown.

• 1:17:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you need me to reread the question?

• 1:17:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, cuz I was expecting, I was thinking of presidents again.

• 1:17:19Cameron Kennedy?

  On Thanksgiving Day, the family served dessert plates of pumpkin and apple pie. They served 5 eighths.

• 1:17:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:17:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:17:29Peyton Hardin?

  Fractions.

• 1:17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  They served 5 eighths of all the pie. If there were 48 dessert plates in total, how many plates of pie were served?

• 1:17:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, here we go.

• 1:17:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, I'm not doing it again.

• 1:17:53Peyton Hardin?

  One, two, three, four.

• 1:17:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Making a clock?

• 1:17:56Peyton Hardin?

  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

• 1:17:58Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you make eight? How do you make eight?

• 1:18:01Peyton Hardin?

  There's no way you just did that.

• 1:18:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Where's the remote? I mean, the racer.

• 1:18:04Peyton Hardin?

  There's no way.

• 1:18:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm having a panic attack.

• 1:18:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's not how it works. That makes nine.

• 1:18:10Cameron Kennedy?

  How'd you get to seven?

• 1:18:11Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 1:18:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's impossible. If you're drawing a line in a circle, there's two sides every time.

• 1:18:16Peyton Hardin?

  Look, so there's eight, 5 eighths of a pie, that means there's eight slices. That's two slices, four.

• 1:18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Make a line. Who makes a line like that? What are you cutting sourdough? Looks like a baguette, not a pie.

• 1:18:31Peyton Hardin?

  So, two, four, six, eight. There's eight slices of pie.

• 1:18:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:18:34Peyton Hardin?

  They served, what'd they do with five of them?

• 1:18:36Cameron Kennedy?

  They served five-eighths of all the pie.

• 1:18:38Peyton Hardin?

  Two, three, four, five.

• 1:18:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, again, strange, like, why?

• 1:18:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, but my brain makes sense because I like the corner piece. So, so these, these are circled out, right? Because they ate five-eighths of them.

• 1:18:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, they served five-eighths of it.

• 1:18:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:18:54Cameron Kennedy?

  So, there's forty-eight total plates of pie.

• 1:18:57Peyton Hardin?

  There's what?

• 1:18:58Cameron Kennedy?

  There's forty-eight total plates of pie. They served five-eighths of it. How many plates were served?

• 1:19:07Peyton Hardin?

  Five, five plates of it.

• 1:19:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:19:10Peyton Hardin?

  I went in for the trick answer. I thought that's where he was going.

• 1:19:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god. There's pie.

• 1:19:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, pecan?

• 1:19:16Cameron Kennedy?

  There's, it's, it's actually, it actually doesn't specify. So, if you want it to be pecan, yeah, sure. I'm sure it's pecan. But if you want it to be pecan pie?

• 1:19:23Peyton Hardin?

  So, what does five-eighths matter? Why did I draw this?

• 1:19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, that's actually what you're searching for. That's what you're searching for. There's forty-eight. Forty, I want you, uh, there's forty-eight.

• 1:19:33Peyton Hardin?

  Got to write down every piece of information. I learned that, Ms. Kidd was, she was, I can't say what she was.

• 1:19:37Cameron Kennedy?

  There's four.

• 1:19:38Peyton Hardin?

  But she, I mean, developed my brain early.

• 1:19:42Cameron Kennedy?

  There's forty-eight.

• 1:19:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:19:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Pieces of pie.

• 1:19:45Peyton Hardin?

  I underheard you.

• 1:19:46Cameron Kennedy?

  They served.

• 1:19:47Peyton Hardin?

  I underheard you.

• 1:19:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Five-eighths of it. I underheard you. They served five-eighths of the pie. How many plates were given out?

• 1:19:54Peyton Hardin?

  They ordered five-eighths of forty-eight.

• 1:19:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:19:58Peyton Hardin?

  They served five-eighths of forty-eight. Five-eighths into a percentage is? Thirty percent.

• 1:20:04Peyton Hardin?

  That was Voldemort. She held up thirty. She held up thirty. I mean, she's as dumb as I am.

• 1:20:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, and don't help, Voldy.

• 1:20:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't help.

• 1:20:12Peyton Hardin?

  If I get it right, I'll show her.

• 1:20:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Show who? Oh! Get it right! Get it right! Get it right!

• 1:20:21Peyton Hardin?

  Over on the Patreon on our top tier.

• 1:20:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You go find, you go find a answer, right after it's.

• 1:20:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, are you sure about that? Locked and loaded!

• 1:20:32Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, so can I at least kid for help?

• 1:20:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's my, for god's sakes!

• 1:20:35Peyton Hardin?

  Five eights into a percentage is what? Five, ten, fifty, two? I don't know how to do that, I don't know.

• 1:20:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Reverse engineer it. Reverse engineer it.

• 1:20:41Peyton Hardin?

  Five goes into eight, five, 1.3 times. I, I, I have a-

• 1:20:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, start with forty-eight. Start with the forty-

• 1:20:49Peyton Hardin?

  I have a tongue tie.

• 1:20:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Start with the-

• 1:20:51Peyton Hardin?

  You don't. Yeah, I do, I do, I do, it's under.

• 1:20:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:20:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Start with the forty-eight.

• 1:20:56Peyton Hardin?

  I have to-

• 1:20:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Six times eight. Okay.

• 1:21:00Peyton Hardin?

  Holy shit, I did it?

• 1:21:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:21:01Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm getting there.

• 1:21:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Six times eight is forty-eight. But you're getting there, you're getting close.

• 1:21:05Peyton Hardin?

  Robbie doesn't know either, I can tell in his eyes.

• 1:21:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, with what you just said, with what you just said, six times eight.

• 1:21:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:21:10Cameron Kennedy?

  So what does that mean?

• 1:21:11Peyton Hardin?

  So there's six eights.

• 1:21:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Or there's-

• 1:21:14Peyton Hardin?

  Forty-eight.

• 1:21:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, matter of fact, you said that right, sorry, you said that right. There's six eights.

• 1:21:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:21:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay? So they served five eights.

• 1:21:22Peyton Hardin?

  They're missing one.

• 1:21:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, yes. If, okay. If six can go into forty-eight, eight times.

• 1:21:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, five can go into forty-eight.

• 1:21:32Cameron Kennedy?

  If six can go into forty-eight. If, no, no, no, I said seven. If six can go into forty-eight, eight times.

• 1:21:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:21:38Cameron Kennedy?

  They served five eights.

• 1:21:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, say it in words, not numbers.

• 1:21:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna put a T-shape emphasis where I want you to really land on, okay?

• 1:21:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:21:49Cameron Kennedy?

  If six can go into forty-eight, eight times.

• 1:21:54Peyton Hardin?

  Reminds me of my dad when you tried to help me with my homework as a kid. He'd be like, "How many times does it go in there?" I'd be like, "I don't know, man."

• 1:22:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That was the emphasis.

• 1:22:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:04Cameron Kennedy?

  So they served five eights of it.

• 1:22:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:22:07Cameron Kennedy?

  So they messed up.

• 1:22:11Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know what you're saying, dude. That's why you got fired as a teacher, bro.

• 1:22:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, cuz the funny part is, it's actually hilarious. If I go one more step, I'm solving it for you, and then I pass you.

• 1:22:22Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have proper nerves, man.

• 1:22:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And I rub you on your dirty little cone-dipped head. Or what is it, porn cone? Porn-

• 1:22:32Peyton Hardin?

  Born goat.

• 1:22:34Cameron Kennedy?

  My, I wanna let you know, I wanna let you know my tuft is raised right now. I'm spiked up like Ruby.

• 1:22:39Peyton Hardin?

  You're feeling, you're feeling natural predators in the distance.

• 1:22:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:22:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so this is what I'm saying, right, right, here, here.

• 1:22:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes, yes, shut up.

• 1:22:47Cameron Kennedy?

  So, do I raise my board, do I raise my board? I mean, my board looks like, like I'm in a hospital.

• 1:22:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it looks like you ta- it looks like you give yourself a hug with the help of a belt, yeah, every night. And you sleep in a room that has windows everywhere.

• 1:23:00Cameron Kennedy?

  So. Okay, if, oh god.

• 1:23:05Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, here we go.

• 1:23:06Cameron Kennedy?

  If six is what can go into forty-eight eight times, right?

• 1:23:13Peyton Hardin?

  Six times eight equals forty-eight.

• 1:23:14Cameron Kennedy?

  So it'd be fair to say six.

• 1:23:15Peyton Hardin?

  Six times eight equals forty-eight.

• 1:23:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Perfect, right?

• 1:23:17Peyton Hardin?

  Right, got that.

• 1:23:18Cameron Kennedy?

  So it'd be fair to say one-eighth of the pie equals what?

• 1:23:24Cameron Kennedy?

  What is one-eighth of the pie?

• 1:23:27Peyton Hardin?

  What the does that mean?

• 1:23:29Cameron Kennedy?

  What's one-eighth of the pie?

• 1:23:31Peyton Hardin?

  Six.

• 1:23:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 1:23:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:23:33Cameron Kennedy?

  They served five-eights.

• 1:23:35Peyton Hardin?

  Five times six.

• 1:23:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, what's the final answer?

• 1:23:39Peyton Hardin?

  Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twelve, thirty. They had thirty pieces of pie.

• 1:23:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Ding ding ding, ladies and gentlemen.

• 1:23:44Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I know, I don't even know how we got there. Like Legler.

• 1:23:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Ding ding ding. Oh my god, he got it right!

• 1:23:57Peyton Hardin?

  One, we get a million subscribers.

• 1:23:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 1:24:00Peyton Hardin?

  So sub up.

• 1:24:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:24:02Peyton Hardin?

  Get us out here, happy Thanksgiving. Actually Voldemort is, you know, we made that whole joke about the, about bringing a significant other to Thanksgiving? Voldemort's coming for Thanksgiving.

• 1:24:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey! Bye ya!

• 1:24:14Peyton Hardin?

  He's going back.

• 1:24:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright everybody, I'm sorry that it takes a twenty-six-year-old man, that's very smart and, uh, and, and very, um, you know, unique in his own ways to solve five times six over fifteen minutes, but we absolutely love you and, all jokes aside, this is a beautiful week, I want you to send a text to your loved ones, come here bubba, come here. Come sit, come sit, come sit down with Papa. Or sit on Papa. Sit with Papa. There you go. Okay. Well, maybe we'll get one of these again next month around Christmas time.

• 1:24:44Peyton Hardin?

  My tuft's exposed.

• 1:24:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, don't expose that. But we love you, we want you to do this, we want you to give your family members a hug, we want you to send them a text, we wanna do whatever you wanna do with your family members, all your friends, anybody that you love and you're thankful for this week.

• 1:24:56Peyton Hardin?

  Something's poking me.

• 1:24:59Peyton Hardin?

  Something's trying to knock on the back door. Something said, "Let me in." "You got any extra time?"

• 1:25:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we absolutely love you. First link in the description of this video is the Patreon.

• 1:25:12Peyton Hardin?

  Piercing voice.

• 1:25:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Ow, ow, ow my god, your bony ass is going to my thigh. It's, yeah, me too. It's the Patreon Koala Club. Go over there, check it out, we have all sorts of stuff. We have extendeds, we have so many different shows, we have a different series, we have everything over there.

• 1:25:31Peyton Hardin?

  Dingley has a unique smell about him.

• 1:25:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, you do too. You smell like whiskey and leather. And the other link in the description of this video is the website that the merch drop will be on. If you are in the Patreon, you will always know and learn about it first. You will get to see it first, you will have access first.

• 1:25:51Peyton Hardin?

  You get access to it first, there's a promo code in the Patreon, you get it first before anybody else. Before it sells out.

• 1:25:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

• 1:25:57Peyton Hardin?

  Happy Patreon.

• 1:25:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Confuse the casuals, get your good karma, leave it everywhere.

• 1:26:01Peyton Hardin?

  You know what it is.

• 1:26:02Cameron Kennedy?

  H. T.

• 1:26:05Cameron Kennedy?

  G. One word though? I think it's H T. We'll do HTG for the sake of three. Happy Thanksgiving.

• 1:26:11Peyton Hardin?

  Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Shot on me. Shot on three. One, two, three, shot! I love you, Tim.

• 1:26:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah! Oh, oh!

• 1:26:21Peyton Hardin?

  Remember.

• 1:26:22Cameron Kennedy?

  One out of ten koala bears don't make it on to Christmas, and we will see you next time.

• 1:26:27Peyton Hardin?

  What? Lips, I think I'm gonna throw up.

• 1:26:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, yeah, it was fourteen minutes for Five Times Six.

• 1:26:31Peyton Hardin?

  Is this Malachi's first Thanksgiving?

• 1:26:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It was fourteen minutes for Five Times Six.

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