HOW LONG IS TOO LONG? -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 0:00Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:23Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:03Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 203. Round of applause, please. Yes, sir. Oh, we got some things brewing. YSK Unplugged is going through the moon and the link is in the description. If you want to watch the Payne vs. Cam World Tour Documentary, one week before the general public on YSK Unplugged, completely ad-free, completely uncensored, it's over on our Patreon right now. Episode 2 is live right now, over on our Patreon, right? Link in the description. But, if you don't, if you, if you, if you don't want to get Patreon, bad mistake, shame on you.

• 2:44Peyton Hardin?

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• 3:22Peyton Hardin?

  We got Goos Cam back in the studio.

• 3:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, sir. What's up, Cam? How you feeling?

• 3:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm good, buddy.

• 3:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man. Yes, last week it was the shoes, this week it's the shirt.

• 3:41Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, I mean, Hall of Fame, back-to-back bad outfits. You're 96, 97 Jordan with bad outfits.

• 3:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, thugs need hugs. I feel like that's a very universal statement. Dude, you don't think you need a hug? You need a hug?

• 3:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not a thug, first of all, and that might be an intent behind that.

• 3:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no. Oh! Can I just, can I set the record straight and start with something very intentional?

• 4:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Very intentional.

• 4:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what's happening?

• 4:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I wanted to, uh, I wanted to show, to, to show my respect and my honors to you and your community for Black History Month. This is the first recording day. I, I wrote a, I wrote a slight jingle. Do you mind if I, do you mind if I, I sing it? You wrote me a hymn for Black History? I wrote you, I wrote you a cultural black hymn for Black History Month. Yeah, man, go ahead.

• 4:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Happy Black History Month!

• 4:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I figured it was only right if we did it in a rap form. I made, I made it like, I made- Wow! I made, that's, that's- I mean, we created a lot of genres other than rap. I'm not gonna write it in piano. What are you doing? No, come on, here we go. Ready? Let's go. Lock in. It's four lines. Let me get through it. Come, me lock in. Okay, don't, don't do the hand. Oh, well, okay. Ooh, that hand's itchy. No, you can use that hand. Oh, I can use it? Yeah. Happy Black History Month! Say it again! What? Past, present, future?

• 5:05Speaker 04

  Did he ad lib himself?

• 5:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You just use your own ad lib. Yes, that's fine. Cause no one else, I'm a one man band. No one else can do it. Okay, here we go, third time's the charm. Oh my god. Happy Black History Month! Say it again! What? Past, present, future? Let's celebrate then! What? Culture, power, history in the mix! What? Black excellence! Yeah, that's it.

• 5:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Happy Black History Month, buddy.

• 5:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I also, I also wrote a second version if that one didn't hit. You mind if I, I really have another one. Yeah, give me the other one. Happy Black History Month! Turn it up loud! Celebrating legends, standing proud, yeah? From then to now, every story hits, black history strong. Yeah, that's it. I, I keep ending with, "Yeah, that's it" cause I, I don't really know how to close it, but- Thank you. Thank you. As you should, right? Hur! Nope, no. Don't do that. See, you're on, you gotta use the tongue if you're gonna do it. Hey, hur! There we go. All right.

• 6:00Peyton Hardin?

  Wow.

• 6:00Cameron Kennedy?

  February.

• 6:01Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, man, name your top five black people of all time.

• 6:04Cameron Kennedy?

  LeBron James, Denzel Washington.

• 6:08Cameron Kennedy?

  In terms of money and grossing actress, gotta go Zoe Zaldana, what's her name?

• 6:13Peyton Hardin?

  Who, Zoe Kravitz?

• 6:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, no, sir, not Kravitz.

• 6:16Peyton Hardin?

  Who?

• 6:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, uh, the one that plays in Avatar and every CGI everything, Gamora. Um, got those.

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  Top, so top five, you don't even know your name. You don't like that many black people, you added some of you don't even know their name.

• 6:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I can easily, I can easily go LeBron James.

• 6:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, your favorites.

• 6:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Favorite, LeBron James.

• 6:32Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 6:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I'm gonna go Drake. Now, that could be controversial, right? He's got a lot of, there's a lot of little, lot of different.

• 6:38Peyton Hardin?

  Even your top five has to have a little whiteness.

• 6:40Cameron Kennedy?

  A little whiteness. LeBron James, um, probably throw MLK up there, maybe.

• 6:47Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe.

• 6:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I mean, hell, Serena, she was a, she was a monster. Simone too, she did great for our country. Um, definitely Denzel. If Denzel's not up there, it's not a top five. And then final for the top five of my favorite personal blacks, black people, um, let's go with, you're making me sweat, let's see.

• 7:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, why? I'm not gonna steal your purse.

• 7:08Cameron Kennedy?

  A final black.

• 7:12Peyton Hardin?

  This is, it should not be this hard.

• 7:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm thinking of my favorites.

• 7:14Peyton Hardin?

  My mom's not up there?

• 7:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, your mom, your mom, Arneeta Harden, there we go, there we go, Arneeta Harden. That's my top five black people. Simone Biles, Serena Williams, LeBron James, Denzel and Arneeta Harden.

• 7:24Peyton Hardin?

  You know, that's my top five. I love, I love how much black woman representation is in there.

• 7:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I can give you a lot of black woman representation.

• 7:33Peyton Hardin?

  That's your favorite.

• 7:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Before, uh.

• 7:35Peyton Hardin?

  Queen Latifah's definitely. I'm surprised she didn't make your top five.

• 7:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Queen Latifah's up there.

• 7:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You gotta have Jada Pinkett. I mean, she's kind of, yeah, before all this, you know, whatever stuff.

• 7:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:45Cameron Kennedy?

  She's fallen off a bit. Uh, Megan Good before the cigarettes and nipple pictures, uh.

• 7:49Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa, the nipple pictures were fine.

• 7:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but.

• 7:52Peyton Hardin?

  You don't always appreciate a good nip.

• 7:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, I mean, it was good, but, uh, you know, definitely Megan Good. Uh, youthful years.

• 7:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Still gotta throw in Nala in that top 5. That's a lion, dawg. It's animated, but you know she's black. She's black and proud. That is a gorgeous lion. I'm throwing Nala in there. Never a big Queen B guy. Beyonce's beautiful, and she has some songs that are very suggestive, but I was never like, you know, "Oh my god, Beyonce dropped." I did used to listen to her on the way to my AAU tournament, so. Yeah. In the car with my mother. Why? Because I was afraid to play explicit rap music that was like, "Ah, shoot him, shoot him, kill him," whatever. Yeah. So I played "Dance For You" by Beyonce. Not familiar with that. "Tonight I'm gonna dance for you." Oh, whoa, whoa. "Tonight I'm gonna dance for you." Played that in the car with my mom in a 2013 Kia Sorento. Right. Headed to South Dallas, 9 a.m., Court 4.

• 8:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm surprised, due to current situations, the new Nicki Minaj is not up there for you.

• 8:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "You know, my favorite musician can rock."

• 8:56Cameron Kennedy?

  The fact they're throwing their own halftime performances up. Yeah, no, it's crazy. No, we're not getting there. We're not going there. It's tricky waters. It's tricky waters. No point. Hard to swim in those waters. On Black History Month, huh? I mean, that's, I mean, we're off to a fu- a start. I was just making fun of you, not you. Oh, oh, yeah, cuz I'm black. No, cuz you can't swim. Now, that might be because you're black, but I'm saying, I was making fun of you, not your culture. Dude, yeah. I know plenty of black friends that can swim. Name 3. Um, Cam, Russ, and... What's his name? Vince. And you've all from Seminole State, physically seeing them in the pool with me. And they're all black. Nice. Lot of them are black. You went to that Seminole State pool? Yeah, green water.

• 9:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Green water. I remember, believe it or not, but the year before you got there, you-know-who assistant coach made us do a pool workout. Of course he did. Shirts off!

• 9:51Cameron Kennedy?

  He said shirts off speedos only.

• 9:54Peyton Hardin?

  He say after we're skinny.

• 9:57Peyton Hardin?

  And I get to record.

• 9:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that is deep cut lore and y'all will never.

• 10:01Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all never hear that. I tried to bring it up on a live show, but it can't.

• 10:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, yeah, I mean, that's, that's the type of, that's like that Vatican City. Yeah, I feel like we even say that, we even put that out in the world. He'll be in our.

• 10:13Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not worried about it.

• 10:13Cameron Kennedy?

  He'll be in our, that's good for you.

• 10:15Peyton Hardin?

  He's going to jail.

• 10:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, yeah, what if he, what if he gets us first? He can get us first, then go to jail.

• 10:19Peyton Hardin?

  That's true.

• 10:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And I don't, that's not one little joke over a creep is not enough for my life.

• 10:23Peyton Hardin?

  He does know how to summon deer.

• 10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  He knows how to summon deer. He knows how to literally vanish.

• 10:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Vanish from an institution, yet somehow get a job 40 miles down the road.

• 10:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, at a bigger school.

• 10:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And no one knows where he is here 40 miles down the road. They all know him. He's got a whole new, different alias.

• 10:38Peyton Hardin?

  You know, he popped up on my Snapchat as a white woman. Like his little bit emoji was a white woman. You're a black man.

• 10:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Can we talk about that real quick?

• 10:46Peyton Hardin?

  Black man?

• 10:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That happened to me, not black men and white women. There's a lot to talk about there, but I'm saying, can we talk about how Snapchat really is dogging these people out?

• 10:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, tell me.

• 10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  How, how you just said, if your phone number is the same.

• 10:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And you've been on Snapchat and you think you're going to be smart and oh, let me delete this and do a new account, a burner account, be someone else. Oh, no, no.

• 11:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, because it'll show you.

• 11:06Cameron Kennedy?

  It'll pop up, oh, this is in your contacts as blank in your contacts.

• 11:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And now it's freaking Sabrina Carpenter Fan Page 101 on Snapchat.

• 11:15Peyton Hardin?

  I know who you are.

• 11:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I know exactly who you are, and that's weird, man.

• 11:18Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah. It is strange, dude, a lot of strange stuff has been happening, man. This last week, we went to a million subscriber dinner with the whole team.

• 11:29Peyton Hardin?

  Congratulations on our million subscribers. Yeah.

• 11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, can I just say this first?

• 11:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, I don't have to let it go. I genuinely don't have to let it go because I was trying to treat my team.

• 11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, it was so.

• 11:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, okay, we spent $3,800 on this dinner. That much that dinner cost.

• 11:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, it was not worth it.

• 11:51Peyton Hardin?

  $3,800 and purely, if you do it again, you're fired. He left a $500 tip.

• 11:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, you left a $500 tip on that, on that. I saw it in your chicken scratch hand right there.

• 12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And gratuity was already included.

• 12:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:02Cameron Kennedy?

  He double tipped.

• 12:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he double tipped.

• 12:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he double tipped.

• 12:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, he double tipped.

• 12:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You double tipped.

• 12:06Peyton Hardin?

  You did, you double tipped.

• 12:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Parties.

• 12:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it was in your hand.

• 12:14Peyton Hardin?

  Sir.

• 12:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 12:15Peyton Hardin?

  But then you added more.

• 12:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You added more?

• 12:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you did.

• 12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you did.

• 12:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you did.

• 12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  When it's already added, it's in the total.

• 12:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you did.

• 12:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw 500 inmate spork handwriting from you.

• 12:27Peyton Hardin?

  And then, because after she told me, I'm gonna take off the tip that he added. It was her exact words. But.

• 12:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, if you didn't pull out a QR code in front of 12 people, I might have told you to leave.

• 12:37Peyton Hardin?

  So we went to this restaurant that's in Dallas, Texas. Don't go to it. I won't say the name. It's called.

• 12:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, what? Oh, what? You can mute it. We'll see. Patreon, you get to know the name of it. There you go. That makes it better.

• 12:50Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go. That's good.

• 12:51Peyton Hardin?

  So Dallas. So we went to this restaurant, right? And I went to this restaurant for my birthday, right? And it was one of the best restaurant experiences I've ever had.

• 13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, top tier. You would have thought we just, I mean, we were like royalty.

• 13:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, it was.

• 13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And we don't expect that going out. It was just.

• 13:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, you have a. I do. Actually, no, yeah, I do. If I'm spending four grand on a dinner, I expect a certain level of intimacy at my dinner.

• 13:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true.

• 13:16Peyton Hardin?

  A certain level of, of, of white glove service, right? Honestly, I want you to carry me to my car.

• 13:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Sir, that drink's not even halfway done. We're already pouring another one.

• 13:25Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  We know it's gonna be needed.

• 13:27Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say this was the worst restaurant experience ever? And can we can go back and forth on this?

• 13:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's do it.

• 13:32Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, there's no parking at this restaurant.

• 13:35Cameron Kennedy?

  None.

• 13:35Peyton Hardin?

  None, because it's downtown.

• 13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's a downtown restaurant, which is fine. So I go to valet my car, right? If the valet is $40, right? And the only option is to valet. When I give you my keys to my car, I expect you to take my vehicle to where I can't see it.

• 13:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, put it in a, a shelter, put it in or something behind a, a security fence.

• 13:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  He parked it right there.

• 14:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no. He literally got in my truck, took it literally 16 feet and parked that. I didn't even make it inside.

• 14:08Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes $40 and a tip.

• 14:09Peyton Hardin?

  I said, what?

• 14:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, I could have left it there. I, I could have done that.

• 14:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. First of all, and then so that was the first red flag, right?

• 14:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. To go with the parking. So you remember when Ryan pulled up late?

• 14:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  So I went out there and I go, hey, brother, I see your, your 10 foot parking lot of valets is full. Where's the nearest parking garage? His literal answer, the guy, the valet guy, I say, where's the nearest parking garage? He looks at me, goes 12. What? I'm not kidding. He goes 12. And I went, what do you, he goes, uh, 12. And I went, ah, that's right. Walked off. I went, what the?

• 14:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I think there's a place called 12.

• 14:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no. I just don't think he was understanding. I don't think he was picking up what I was putting down. I said, hey, brother, where's the near, I know that's, I literally, I know that's a one way street and there's one right there. Is there another one close? Like, where's the nearest parking garage? He goes, 12. Alright, thanks.

• 15:03Peyton Hardin?

  And so, we get in to the restaurant, right? First of all, they knew what was going on. They knew, the management knew, this is the You Should Know Podcast coming in here. Million subscribers.

• 15:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Big milestone.

• 15:15Peyton Hardin?

  Big milestone, and, and we want to share it here at this restaurant because we had a good experience. Now, I've never been in the hospitality business, but I know, right? If somebody's saying, we want to celebrate this big monumental moment here. I'm gonna be like, okay.

• 15:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's do it right.

• 15:32Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do it right.

• 15:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's do it big.

• 15:33Peyton Hardin?

  Which is fine if you don't even want to do it right, or do it big, just do it, right? You don't have to do it big, just do it. They didn't do it.

• 15:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me the bread.

• 15:42Peyton Hardin?

  We, dude, we, so, they don't want to sit us. We, first of all, we get a private room. We get this private room, right? Cause we just want to have it just us, you know?

• 15:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And I've always thought about this, why is there a wait for a private room? No one is in there.

• 15:57Peyton Hardin?

  And you, and you charge us $580 a head before getting in there, right? If you want this room, $5,000 a head. Allegedly. So, we, so, they wait for about 75% of our group to get there. They sit us down, right? They sit us down. We notice, the left side of the table, little wobble bobble.

• 16:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Little wobble. Yeah, a little. That was a rocking boat. That wasn't even like a, that wasn't like a, oh, it goes left, right, if you lean. That table literally was going, it was like a, it was on a gyrating machine. It was like, It's like, it was made to put on us, on a naval sea boat to where it always balances on the waves. Like, it was that bad.

• 16:34Peyton Hardin?

  It was a Titanic simulation table.

• 16:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 16:36Peyton Hardin?

  You want to see what the Titanic ship looked like on the way down? This is it, right?

• 16:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, it was ridiculous.

• 16:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and so, we sat, we sit down at the table, right? Now, we just got done recording. It doesn't matter what we just got done doing. We're sitting down at a restaurant. Private table, big milestone, right? Lady comes in, right? Waitress, waitress comes in.

• 17:01Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, "Hey, how's everybody doing?" "Good, man, we're so excited for this." "We're starving, though." "Yeah." "We haven't eaten." "Do y'all do bread here?" "Yep, we do bread." "First of all, we've been in this place for five minutes." "Do y'all do bread?" "Five minutes in, yep, we do bread." "Now, to anybody with half a brain cell, what does that mean?" "I want the yeast!" "Right, bring me yeast." "You can even give me a yeast infection at this point." "I want it." "Right?" "She goes..." "Right, put denim jeans on me with no drawers on and have me on an outside summer day." "I want a yeast infection." "God." "Then I go, 'Hey, where's the celebratory thing?' "Can we order some drinks, right?"

• 17:43Peyton Hardin?

  "She goes, 'Uh, let me bring out some water first, then I can come get your drinks.'" "Okay, that doesn't make sense, but alright, do your thing." "It's interesting, I didn't ask for that." "Wow, what if I don't want water?" "So she brings out one thing of Saratoga water." "Now, there's 18 people at this dinner, right?" "18 people at this dinner, you bring one thing of Saratoga water, were you born today?" "Right, now, I'm not trying to be mean, but let's honestly think about this, right?" "She pours three glasses of water." "There's 16 people thirsty." "We're all sitting there like this, right?" "She doesn't come back for another 12 minutes, right?" "My cup's done, 16 other people don't have water, right?" "This is a bad look." "Rough start." "She comes back, and I said, 'Hey, we're gonna go ahead and order alcoholic beverages.'"

• 18:28Peyton Hardin?

  "She goes, 'Okay, I can't do that yet.'" "I can't bring them to you until everybody fully orders.'" "And I said, 'That makes no sense, right? That's stupid.'" "I'm looking at your bartender, and there's no one there, so he can make our drinks." "And I was like, 'I want drinks before anything else, right.'"

• 18:46Peyton Hardin?

  "I order my drinks, everybody orders their drinks, 30 minutes go by, guess how much bread we have at this table?" Zero bread at this table, right? She goes, she goes, is everybody here? So y'all can order your food and I can bring you everything? And I say, bring the bread.

• 19:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Where's the bread?

• 19:07Peyton Hardin?

  So everybody gets, everybody gets there. We're 45 minutes into this dinner now. I so, I, I, I literally scream, I wave her down. Hey, everybody's here, can you take our order, please? She comes in, now Robbie's on his hands and knees under the table, right? Robbie's on his hands and knees.

• 19:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally the table.

• 19:24Peyton Hardin?

  Fixing.

• 19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I've seen a screw like you, you little.

• 19:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they said they were gonna fix the table.

• 19:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Never did.

• 19:30Peyton Hardin?

  Didn't even bring us water.

• 19:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Didn't even want to fix it.

• 19:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:33Cameron Kennedy?

  They're just like, ah, it's fun.

• 19:34Peyton Hardin?

  And so she's, I go, everybody's here. She goes, okay, she starts going into her speech. I know she can see the table moving and there's somebody with a hard hat under the table, working on the table. As she's saying it, I can't even focus on her, cause I'm hearing.

• 19:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm hearing that to my left, cause Robbie's being a construction unit. And she goes, oh, what's wrong with the table? Robbie goes, lick it. She goes, huh, anybody want water?

• 20:09Peyton Hardin?

  I wanted water an hour ago. I'm not gonna get into this full dinner.

• 20:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Just like, we didn't.

• 20:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, no, no, but you have to let me.

• 20:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Go, go, tag me in, tag me in.

• 20:17Peyton Hardin?

  Go ahead.

• 20:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, some, some minute details that most people might not notice. There's a space heater plugged up by my feet.

• 20:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:24Cameron Kennedy?

  30 minutes in, I thought I had second degree burns. I literally asked her, I said, am I allowed to unplug this? I was like, this is getting ridiculous. I was like, my Achilles is becoming bacon. Like, this is bad.

• 20:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  So I just turn it, she's like, no, we can't allow you to unplug it. I go, that's weird, that's a weird rule to have. Why can't I, I'm not, I'm not cold.

• 20:41Peyton Hardin?

  In a private room.

• 20:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't want the heater on, why can't I turn it off? Can't, can't allow you to do that. Second thing, they have a TV in there.

• 20:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:47Cameron Kennedy?

  For viewing purposes, right? I look out through the windows, I see the bar, they're watching NBA basketball. It was a Showtime game, I go, ooh, that'd be fun, our group likes basketball. I pick up the remote, DirecTV, it's not 2009.

• 20:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Right? Just get a smart TV, get some YouTube TV, whatever you want.

• 21:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Click, doesn't work, click, doesn't work. The only thing that worked was a Yule log. Like, this is not December 24th, we're not waiting for Jack Nicholas to come down. This is not, this isn't, why am I looking at a Yule log?

• 21:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:18Cameron Kennedy?

  And then she goes, I'll, I'll, I'll try to get the game on. Ask us how much basketball we watched that night. Not a play, not a singular play. And the, the literal best thing ever that came out of her mouth. We are not exaggerating. We have now been there for an hour. There's no bread on our table. No, no, there's not even, there's, there's nothing nourishing on this table. So I take it upon myself again, because I don't, I know that he has a short fuse when it comes to stuff like that. And he doesn't want to be seen in that light or whatever, but we're all thinking the same thing. And I'm like, I will gladly ask. I said, ma'am, can we please get some bread? I said, like, y'all do bread, right? It's a steakhouse, you do bread. And she goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're, we're, what does she keep saying? We're, we're kitchen to table. We're, we're, we're kitchen to table, complete the order. So not with bread, no, you're not.

• 22:02Cameron Kennedy?

  But ma'am, but that's like, okay, can we put in appetizers now? You gotta order everything and it's all gonna come out at once. We're kitchen to table. I go, I don't like this kitchen to table concept. Like, there's nobody here. I want bread with my bourbon and then my steak. And she goes, oh, just put your order in and we'll get the bread. And I was like, you're not, you're like not, you're not kidding. Yeah. So everything came out at once. The bread, the appetizers, when we got a ton, because we were hungry. Yeah. And the steaks, they all went. Yeah, and I was like, this is stupid. We were there for an hour with no food and then all of a sudden. And speaking of third degree burns, how's your hand?

• 22:37Cameron Kennedy?

  How's your hand?

• 22:39Cameron Kennedy?

  This guy brings, what was in that? It was, it was a, a. It doesn't matter, but it was some hot dish. It was like a pot of like soup or some, right? And it was in a cast iron pot. And he's holding the tray it's on. Yeah. And the tray is big. So I ask him, because I was gonna take the two pots off and clear up space. I go, hey, bro, is that hot? He goes, oh, no shot. I grab it and I go, I literally grabbed the pot, burned my hand. As soon as, because Cam goes, is that hot? He goes, no, it's not. Cam grabs it, goes, I literally went, look, yeah, it is. And the guy chuckles. Yeah. He goes, he goes, oh.

• 23:11Cameron Kennedy?

  My bad, bro. And I went, oh, no, it is. And Liv goes, Liv goes, oh, he's just kidding. He's just joking with you. Cam goes, no, the, I'm not saying, no, the, my. And then what about the woman? They came in to laugh and didn't say anything. And you went, oh, that's cool, right? Yeah, and then this random waitress, I have not seen, Jews, I'm not gonna lie, she might have been a, she comes in with 43 menus. First of all, we have everything. After two hours of waiting, we have all the food. Why do you have menus in your hand? She comes in with menus, she goes.

• 23:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally, she walked in, she, I think it was when I burned myself. I think I burned myself, yeah, cuz Robbie was gone for all of it.

• 23:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I burned myself, she sees the other guy laughing and she like wanted to hit a dopamine. She literally walks into our private room, she's holding minions, she goes.

• 23:55Peyton Hardin?

  And she's just looking at us smiling, first of all.

• 23:57Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's right, it's over his shoulder.

• 23:59Peyton Hardin?

  Over, right here, in my personal space, in my tickle ear. And I was like, first of all, I was gonna ignore her cuz maybe she's checking on it, but it got to that point where you're still here. And so I look at her and she's just smiling, I go, hey, what the are you doing here?

• 24:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He literally said that, he was like, he goes, hey, how you do, yeah, awesome. Gave her knuckles and she started turning around, he goes, what the is this, what is happening?

• 24:20Peyton Hardin?

  Needless to say.

• 24:21Cameron Kennedy?

  God.

• 24:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, and then she took, and then, she comes, and then our waitress comes around. While we already have food, I don't know if y'all noticed this, she comes around with a composition notebook, literally size of half a phone. And she's starting to take notes on the dinner, I don't know what she was doing, she was just taking notes on the dinner.

• 24:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not see that.

• 24:39Peyton Hardin?

  With the smallest composition notebook ever, and I said, oh no, I was like, this is like, this is her first day on earth.

• 24:45Cameron Kennedy?

  First day on earth.

• 24:45Peyton Hardin?

  I was probably giving first aid to my own fingers, so I missed that part. And so, whatever, the whole dinner happens, we could go another hour on this.

• 24:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 24:53Peyton Hardin?

  The craziest part, that really cherry, cherry, cherry on top, she hands us a $4,000 bill, which is fine. Cuz I was expecting to pay a lot, but for a good service, right? That was the first time I genuinely feel like I got fucked. Like somebody literally just to me, like somebody literally had me up like this and was just me, that's what it felt like. At Dallas. And so, as I was getting pounded at this table, she brings me a $4,000 bill, I'm mad as hell because I'm.

• 25:25Peyton Hardin?

  And she goes, hey, I just wanna let you know.

• 25:30Peyton Hardin?

  I would love if y'all filled out a survey, right? Because it will win my dad a bottle of wine, first of all, your dad, I don't know your dad.

• 25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Second off, you just got $900 in tips?

• 25:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Go buy the bottle yourself.

• 25:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, and she showed us the bottle, literally $15 at Target.

• 25:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 25:47Peyton Hardin?

  Like, go, go, literally, go.

• 25:49Cameron Kennedy?

  With the tip that you just crooked us for. You can buy a case of that wine, a whole pallet of that wine and take it to your father.

• 25:56Peyton Hardin?

  Which is fine because she's a waitress and I know hospitality business is hard. She, so I was like, okay, it's fine. Ask for your, for your survey. Cool. She hands it to me because I'm the first one there and all right, I'm the one responsible for, you know, this. So she brings me a QR code on her phone. Politely, I scan it with mine, right? I think that's it. I'm thinking I'll never see her again. I'm fine with that. Never see her again. Got the QR code. Thank you. Please go back to Chili's. Like, don't work at a steakhouse ever. She moves to my left. She hits K-Rob with the QR code. I go, oh, what the? Then she goes to his left, hits CJ with the QR code. When I tell you this waitress went to 19 people

• 26:42Peyton Hardin?

  with a QR code.

• 26:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 26:44Peyton Hardin?

  Irresponsible.

• 26:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not, it was unbelievable. It was un-

• 26:47Peyton Hardin?

  She watched us fill it out.

• 26:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it was, it was crazy. Don't go to Dallas unless they fix that for us. Um, sorry, it was bad. $4,000, Rob. You literally, they had me like this.

• 26:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, how'd they have you?

• 27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And honestly, like I belonged to, honestly.

• 27:07Peyton Hardin?

  They gave you a tramp stamp with one of them, like the meat thing that would-

• 27:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah, they were, and that's it. I belong to SDK. Yeah. They put a collar on me and everything.

• 27:21Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of nice dinners, Valentine's Day is coming up, huh?

• 27:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What a segue. Yeah, it is.

• 27:27Peyton Hardin?

  Valentine's Day is coming up.

• 27:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 27:29Peyton Hardin?

  Now, this is your like 30th Valentine's in a row?

• 27:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, like eighth or something like that. I mean-

• 27:34Peyton Hardin?

  Has it lost its luster at this point?

• 27:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. Yes. First off, I'm not, I am on the same yoke of you when it comes to Valentine's Day. I celebrate it because it's there. It's built into the calendar. I can't control that.

• 27:45Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 27:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, do I, do I necessarily believe in Valentine's Day? Absolutely not.

• 27:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, it is, it is, it is fully formed, funded, regulated by the government to boost the economy.

• 27:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%. Said the only thing Valentine's Day is good for is built in.

• 28:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 28:03Peyton Hardin?

  That's great.

• 28:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That's nice. I'll take that. No rain checks. I'm, I can lock in the 14th. I'm getting some play.

• 28:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, that's good. That's cool to know. You start on February 1st. You go, hell, two weeks out.

• 28:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me get my stamina back.

• 28:14Peyton Hardin?

  That point in your relationship where you gotta start, you know, you know, it's your regular life. You gotta start scheduling out your bones.

• 28:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 28:19Peyton Hardin?

  Right? So 14th, you know, you're getting some play.

• 28:22Cameron Kennedy?

  We're playing Tigers.

• 28:23Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 28:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It'll be quick. It'll be good.

• 28:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, dude, I, I'm quick all the time.

• 28:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It'll be quick, but it'll be good. There's no funny business.

• 28:28Peyton Hardin?

  I can't guarantee good, but I can guarantee quick.

• 28:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I can, that now, hey, amen.

• 28:32Peyton Hardin?

  I won't take much of your day.

• 28:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I can guarantee quick. I can guarantee, uh, completion, but now the terms of good, bad, sorry, amazing, whatever that's, that's you teach.

• 28:42Peyton Hardin?

  Hundred percent. And like, that's the thing with me. You know, it'll be quick. Like, sometimes I'll be like, hey, you want to? Like, I'm watching this show. I promise I won't make it past this scene.

• 28:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we won't get to chapter two.

• 28:51Peyton Hardin?

  You will not miss much.

• 28:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You will not miss more than five minutes. I go, I promise you, if you even touch my shoulder right now, I am bricked.

• 29:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, you simply touched me? I go, give me four minutes.

• 29:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, just look at me long enough.

• 29:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Just look at me and I'll go, oh.

• 29:09Peyton Hardin?

  But Valentine's Day, this is my first Valentine's Day with a significant other.

• 29:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It is.

• 29:13Peyton Hardin?

  That counts.

• 29:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That doesn't.

• 29:18Peyton Hardin?

  That counts. So the other ones, I mean, I mean, my other.

• 29:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Terrible human being.

• 29:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, yeah, they were having six Valentine's Days.

• 29:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they were. Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

• 29:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, don't be a.

• 29:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That hurts. It's molded you to the man you are.

• 29:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:29Cameron Kennedy?

  But yes, this is very exciting.

• 29:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 29:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You get to spend Valentine's Day with Sarah.

• 29:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's, it's exciting. You wanna know where I'm taking her?

• 29:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Where?

• 29:36Peyton Hardin?

  Waffle House.

• 29:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That's actual.

• 29:38Peyton Hardin?

  That's for me, of a nice southern belle of a woman like myself, I can get down and dirty at a Waffle House. Well, I don't know if you know, but Waffle House is doing this special thing for Valentine's Day.

• 29:48Cameron Kennedy?

  What are they doing?

• 29:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's select locations. They're turning into like a five star restaurant.

• 29:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now you lost me. I go, now you lost. You think I'm gonna want Joanne, who has four teeth and smokes two packs of Marlboros a day, to make me a ribeye on a griddle that's been making hash browns for 30 years? You think I want that on my plate and then have to be forced to pay five star prices? No, sir.

• 30:12Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's more special than going to like a five star steakhouse. Going, going to a specialized waffle house on Valentine's Day is way more special than going to a special steakhouse. Because they're doing this for the first time ever, they have special locations where they're, they're like changing the whole scenery of the waffle house. They're adding table covers, they're adding decorations.

• 30:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and hide the cigarette burns in the seats.

• 30:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Hide the sin that's on the ground, they're putting a little carpet down.

• 30:40Peyton Hardin?

  You don't think that's special? Like, like that's going, like, that's like clearing up a trap house and like you're renting it out.

• 30:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and you're making a five star Airbnb. No! That's like, uh, your local, like, town carnival comes in and they're like, dude, we're bringing the new Starship 4000, better than Six Flags. Let's just go there, we're not gonna go to Six- No! That is stupid!

• 30:58Peyton Hardin?

  You don't think you're, you don't think Liv would appreciate that?

• 31:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I get, no, no. Liv barely likes real waffle house, which hurts my soul. If I, if I walked into a waffle house with Olivia, she would literally turn to me and go, "You're kidding." And I'd go, "Hey, they said it's five stars, it's gonna be a nice little, it's gonna have white glove service, it'll be good." What, what's your white glove service? Chocolate milk?

• 31:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, they'll actually come by and check on you.

• 31:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true, but he's gonna bring you orange juice.

• 31:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:23Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, wha- what do you think they're serving? What, let's play that game. What do you think they're gonna serve to make it a five star?

• 31:29Peyton Hardin?

  They'll at least have like a taquito.

• 31:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Taquito? What is it, 7-Eleven?

• 31:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:35Cameron Kennedy?

  They're gonna have Roared Oaks. No, this is not, that, that does not make sense, that is not okay, I would never do that.

• 31:41Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like it'll just be a cleaner day. Like, it'll be a waffle house, like a clean waffle house, like they'll at least set up a couple fly traps.

• 31:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, a couple fly traps, a mouse trap in the corner. Imagine ordering a sausage, egg and cheese hash brown bowl in a three-piece suit. Imagine that.

• 31:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's fire!

• 31:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go...

• 31:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna get your biscuits and gravy.

• 31:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yes!

• 32:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That is unacceptable.

• 32:00Peyton Hardin?

  That's fire to me.

• 32:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 32:02Peyton Hardin?

  That's sick. I don't know, but that's where I'm gonna spend my Valentine's Day.

• 32:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, it's a cool concept of all places. Well, I would think, you really wanna get nitty and gritty? I say you take your broad to Applebee's. You go to that Applebee's, you know they're heavy pours at that bar. Oh my god, you get three drinks at Applebee's, you're Ubering home.

• 32:21Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say a hot take on Applebee's?

• 32:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And if you go, if you go past 8pm on a weekday, half-price apps. You get those mozzarella cheese, you get that little spinach artichoke dip. Oh my god. You're just getting by different flavors all throughout your mouth the whole night. Then that main entree comes out, your tummy's already full from three drinks and splitting the apps, now you split the entree. But it fills you to about 85%, there's about 15% left for regret and dessert.

• 32:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You fill that last 15 up, you're farting, you're pooping, that sexy time might take a little, it might be a little delayed, but boy my god, did you like that apple crumble pie.

• 32:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell, boys. I'm telling you, Applebee's, I mean, that might be where, that might be the place to go.

• 32:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, if you're not on government assistance, you shouldn't go to Applebee's.

• 33:03Peyton Hardin?

  Let's be honest, like, that's, that's, that's too much.

• 33:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Does Applebee's take?

• 33:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, they definitely take WIC.

• 33:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Can you tip off a WIC card? No, that's a genuine question.

• 33:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, but WIC is government assistance.

• 33:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But can you, can you?

• 33:24Cameron Kennedy?

  They get money.

• 33:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought that was EBT, I thought that was food stamps.

• 33:33Peyton Hardin?

  Robbie goes, "Look at it!"

• 33:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I had a friend that got Xbox Live with this WIC.

• 33:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know how he did it. Really?

• 33:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they pass it down to the kids, they let them have fun.

• 33:48Peyton Hardin?

  I know somebody that used to sell their, their food stamps in college.

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  They'd sell that, it was a bundled deal. You remember back in the day, they'd give you that book of coupons you'd sell for the school fundraiser?

• 33:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like one of those.

• 33:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You just go through, you go, "Oh, it's 20 bucks for WIC for 10 bucks cash."

• 34:00Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, no, when I was in college, I was, I was, I was down bad.

• 34:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You had WIC in college?

• 34:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I applied for it. Food stamps, I applied for food stamps.

• 34:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you?

• 34:08Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I saw people getting, um, crab legs off their food stamps.

• 34:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Crab?

• 34:14Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I'm sorry.

• 34:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a deal if I've ever seen that. Hell, I'd buy it. If someone came up to me, that's, I've always wondered, you know, you want to talk about infinite money glitch, the hardest part is finding the, the consumer, the buyer, right? You go to a Sam's or a Costco, they, they sell gift cards. Think about what I'm about to say. They, they sell a $75 gift card to Texas Roadhouse. Yeah. For $49.99. Right. You buy that and then turn around and sell it. Infinite money glitch. I have $75 to Texas Roadhouse. And hell, and the best part is you can even swindle and be like, you know what, brother? I'm gonna cut you a deal. This is 75 cold hard cash for those sweet cinnamon rolls. I'll give it to you for 70. Five bucks off. And then he pays you, you pocket 20. And then who's to tell me, I'm not gonna go back and buy every single gift card.

• 35:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I will spend a $10,000 bill at Sam's to get all the gift cards they own and then go on a hunt to sell all of them to come up two grand. This is like the lowest tier of money laundering. That is the lowest tier of money laundering, but it's, it's a glitch. That is a real life glitch. They have that. We don't advise. Go to your Sam's. No, don't advise. No, no, no, I'm not saying to resell them. You might, you might not be able to, I don't know. But they, they sell gift cards for $75 to places for $50. It's like, that's a part of being a member. I don't understand how that works. Because the Sam's and Costco are both memberships. Yeah. So that's a part of their like, their, oh, like, thank you. Yeah. But it's like, it's like, no, no, no, thank you. You just opened up a new bank for me. I'm going to glitch this. I'm going to glitch this. Who would you sell that to?

• 35:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I would literally go to the restaurant, Peyton. But hey, excuse me, sir, I can only help to see that you're walking in with your family of six. This is $75 gift card. I'll give it to you $65.99 right now. Right now, no cash and yes, I do have square. I said, yes, I do have square. If you bought a square, you know, you're, you're too far gone. That is, there, there's not a no soliciting sign out in front of a Texas Roadhouse. I'm pretty sure there is. I don't think there is. There's like no, no cigarettes, no selling gift cards. I'll walk in with a Marlboro red and the gift cards. I'm like, this is America. Okay, that's hilarious.

• 36:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 36:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, can I tell you? Oh my god, can I tell you a story? Yeah, tell me. Okay, so Ruby got sick this past weekend. Don't make any jokes, she's not dead. It was close. Yeah, she almost got there. She got real sick, right? So we take her into, I take her into the PetSmart, drop her off, they go, it'll be a couple hours. I'm like, bet, I'm gonna go to the gym. You can just call this phone when you're done. I get the call, alright, I'm headed there. I go pick up Ruby, she looks absolutely terrified. And the, first off, the doctor did not have to say this. What? The doctor hands me my dog, and she's sitting there whimpering, which she does anytime, even if she's going for like a spa day, just get her like a haircut. He literally goes, oh yeah, she's pretty scared. I did have to stick my finger up there, so she's probably, and I went, now why'd you say that? I was like, why did you actually say that? Give me the scientific term for that. Yeah, don't say you stuck your finger up there.

• 37:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Then I, no, that's too much. But anyway, I'm holding Ruby, and he goes, here's your new prescriptions. She's on a prescription diet now, by the way. I literally have to buy dog food that you cannot purchase without the prescription card. So it's basically a form of wick for Ruby. But, I have a prescription. I have a prescription for her food now. Yeah. So I get that food, I get the prescription treats, I get the prescription medicine. Yeah. And I go to the counter. Now this is where my day took an absolute 180. This is a PetSmart at maybe 1:30 in the afternoon. No one's in that, no one's off work. There is a, I'm gonna say she was, off the top, maybe 73 years old. Okay? 73 year old woman, working the only register out of the five that are open. I don't believe in that, by the way. What?

• 37:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That, if you're that old, you shouldn't be working in customer service. And this is exactly why. Your belief is exactly right. Yeah. I walk up, there's no one in this PetSmart. I walk up, holding a dog, and a handful of... Okay. I set it on the conveyor belt, the conveyor belt's automated. It starts moving right towards her. She literally, I'm not exaggerating, she's like this. She's watch, out loud, watching a reel on her phone. Out loud, and she literally goes, just give me one second, one second.

• 38:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, and that's not how it works. She, and, and you're better than me, because you would've been like, oh, no shot, man. And I literally just went, alright. You're like, how's it going? I'll give you a second. She completes the video. She's watching a video, it completes, she goes, Okay. Puts the phone down. I, ah! Well, I cannot stress to you how incredible this moment was. She then takes her hand out of a bag of chips. And like any normal human, maybe ruffles them off, maybe a little napkin. This old lady.

• 38:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, sir.

• 38:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally sucks all five fingers on her right hand. And she doesn't suck the fingertip. She is going two digits deep, each finger. She goes, "Oh, alright, there it goes, right there. One second, sorry about that."

• 39:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 39:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That deep each one. All five fingers. All, I literally went.

• 39:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And then she goes, she goes, "How you doing today?" And I was like, "I'm, I'm weird now, but I'm good." She's like, "Yeah, great day outside, huh?" And I was like, "Yeah." She looks at Ruby. Mind you, my dog has a pink collar on.

• 39:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:25Cameron Kennedy?

  A pink collar with a bow, and her name is Ruby.

• 39:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:29Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "Oh, look at that little guy." She goes, "Look at that little guy." And I immediately, I've now, I've now had enough. And I go, "Oh, yeah, she's, she's tired. She's really, you know, she had a long appointment. She's gonna be alright, though. She's gonna be alright." She goes, "Oh, that's a cute little boy." And she, she does not butch. Like, "Hey, woman, are you alive?" She literally goes, "Oh, he's so cute." And then she scanned all the stuff. She goes, "You got a phone number?" And I go, "Yes, ma'am." She goes, "What is it?" So it's in my wife's number, so I just start with the Oklahoma city. I go, "405." She goes, "Oh, Oklahoma." And I went, "Yeah." Like, thinking she's gonna say something, she just goes, "Oklahoma. What's the rest of the number?" And that, it just weird interaction. So she puts the number in, and then she finally, the, the name pops up. She goes, "Ruby." "Oh, Ruby, I've been calling you a boy. That must be, you must be a little girl, right?

• 40:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't look too much like a girl, but you must be a little girl."

• 40:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, that's crazy.

• 40:18Cameron Kennedy?

  She's making fun of my dog, and then the cherry on top, I swear to God, right hand to the Bible. She goes, "Uh, what was she in here for?" I go, "She was real sick. She was real sick." She goes, "Oh, it's okay. He's gonna be alright." Y'all should go home and take a nap cuz you both look tired. She said that. She said that to me.

• 40:38Peyton Hardin?

  You do look tired.

• 40:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I am tired, but I'm like, who is this woman? This woman is unbelievable.

• 40:44Peyton Hardin?

  That's okay, dude, I feel so bad. She's an old lady. I mean, she's a psychopath.

• 40:49Cameron Kennedy?

  She's not, no, she's crazy. She's absolutely crazy to be in customer service.

• 40:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, whoever hired, I think that's a hiring problem.

• 40:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, HR needs to fire the hiring manager of that and then fire her.

• 40:59Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying. I don't think old people should be in customer service. They're a liability.

• 41:02Cameron Kennedy?

  They are, and they, there's a lot of underlying racism.

• 41:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:07Cameron Kennedy?

  There just is.

• 41:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't get around it. You can't deny it. When you are 70 plus, now, there's obviously some good apples. There's good apples. There's the beautiful Granny Smiths, pun intended, Granny Smith. Perfect apples. They're so nice that they bake you a pot roast.

• 41:22Peyton Hardin?

  Right, right.

• 41:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Make you a pot roast.

• 41:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's rare, though.

• 41:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Very rare.

• 41:25Peyton Hardin?

  Because I went to, cuz I was looking at jewelry, right, for Sarah, and I was going around, there was an older white lady there, and you could tell. And I was, I was in there not looking like I could afford jewelry. You know what I'm saying? Look at me now. Like, you know what I mean?

• 41:37Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, you know this isn't shoe locker, right?

• 41:40Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, shoe locker.

• 41:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, but.

• 41:48Cameron Kennedy?

  This ain't the place where you buy the Michael Jordans.

• 41:50Peyton Hardin?

  You're just like.

• 41:55Peyton Hardin?

  But definitely it was like the same level of like underlying racism. She was like. Cuz you know when you're looking at jewelry or looking at something expensive, I asked for the price on it, and she told me, and normally they just tell you the price and be like, but if, you know, there's alternatives, if that's too much, or if you wanna go more, they give you both sides. She was like, yeah, it's this much, but don't worry, we do layaway. She was like, I said, I said, I haven't ever done that, but appreciate it. She goes, she goes, well, I'm just letting you know, there's payment plan options. You got credit karma with car, what's that thing called? Clarna?

• 42:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Clarna?

• 42:30Peyton Hardin?

  You got Clarna? And I said, I will slap you. I will spit in your face right now. Don't assume that. Because we got something less expensive than this over there.

• 42:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Clarna for a diamond is, that should be legal in itself. That is wild.

• 42:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, I would definitely do that.

• 42:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's great, but I'm saying the fact, no, I'm saying her like saying that upfront should be illegal. She goes, oh, don't worry, we have payment plan.

• 42:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:53Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, I can, trust me, I can tell you're gonna wanna put Suzie's our, our, our, uh, financing officer in the back. She'll get you a good plan.

• 43:00Peyton Hardin?

  She's like, what's credit score? About seven?

• 43:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You go seven hun- no, seven.

• 43:04Peyton Hardin?

  Seven. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

• 43:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. Okay, last thing on old people.

• 43:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I cannot make this, I, I have physical evidence for this one.

• 43:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 43:14Cameron Kennedy?

  We're at a Whataburger. It's me, Lolly, and my wife and my son.

• 43:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 43:17Cameron Kennedy?

  We're eating. We're, it's his first Whataburger trip. He's eating a little grilled cheese. Everything's great. I look up at the soda machine. There's a granny with toilet paper hanging out of her, okay?

• 43:26Peyton Hardin?

  Excuse me?

• 43:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 43:27Peyton Hardin?

  You looked up at?

• 43:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Looked up at the soda machine. Just my eyes are gazing the restaurant like so. Make sure no one's gonna try to come in and do some funny business.

• 43:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Just as a man should. And I stare at the Diet Coke.

• 43:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And I see a elder lady.

• 43:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:40Cameron Kennedy?

  With enough toilet paper to clean something up, hanging from her pants.

• 43:45Peyton Hardin?

  See, that's why I feel so bad, bro. I feel so bad for old people.

• 43:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel, I felt bad too. And this is how bad I felt. I go, oh, my God. And you know me, comedic, little, little humor bone, right? I go, oh, my God, she's got toilet paper hanging. Cause I don't know if she's one of the elderly that can't hear a thing, or she's got supersonic eagle hearing.

• 44:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:01Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm very quiet. I'm like, this grandma has toilet paper hanging from her butt. And the whole family turns and looks, and I'm like, oh, my God. Liv's mom goes, we need to tell her. We need to go and help her. And I was like, okay, I'll do it. I gotta fill my drink anyway. So first off, CJ, you can put this on the screen.

• 44:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, I can't.

• 44:18Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no face in it. There's no face in it. That's how much she had hanging, right?

• 44:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's a tail.

• 44:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a hefty.

• 44:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, she's a, that, Cam, that's not toilet paper. She's a furry.

• 44:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, no. It, it was so much. And the way it was, we thought it was a part of her garment. I was like, that might be like a lace tail situation.

• 44:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, that looked like a tail.

• 44:34Cameron Kennedy?

  She's a freaky grandma.

• 44:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Give her my number.

• 44:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Right?

• 44:38Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, it's a lot.

• 44:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, a furry granny? Oh, man, talk about how to turn my wheels. Oh, man. Oh, take your dinners out and put on your paws. Come on now.

• 44:48Peyton Hardin?

  You make me howl at the moon. Oh, man, dude. I'm always been into a little weird, you know what I mean? Ooh, put a collar on you. Mm-hmm. Well, let me take my pet for a walk. Mm, you're the fox. Alright, and I'm the bunny.

• 45:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 45:04Peyton Hardin?

  Come catch this hair.

• 45:07Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, I want you to huff and puff and blow me down. She goes, alright.

• 45:17Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, how's them pork chops doing? Oh man dude, yeah, I, ooh.

• 45:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Gross, stop, oh my god.

• 45:25Peyton Hardin?

  Right on the edge of senile. That's why I like them. She goes, oh god, that was good. Who are you?

• 45:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. We have to say this. Oh no.

• 45:41Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't been touched like that since the 80s. She finally opens her eyes, she goes, oh god.

• 45:45Cameron Kennedy?

  How'd you get in here?

• 45:47Peyton Hardin?

  Nope, nope. It's a comedy podcast. It is a comedy podcast, if you can't take a joke, this isn't the show for you. But, um, I have, I have a-

• 45:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't even say my thing with the granny.

• 45:58Peyton Hardin?

  There's more of her?

• 45:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I said I approached her, yeah!

• 46:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you talked to her?

• 46:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You went to furry lane, you said, "Take your dentures out and put a claw on me or a collar", what have you said?

• 46:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, my bad.

• 46:07Cameron Kennedy?

  So I go to fill my drink and I'm gonna be this old grandma's knight in shining armor. I go,

• 46:15Cameron Kennedy?

  "Excuse me ma'am", immediate, immediate jump.

• 46:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And I went, "Oh, I'm sorry, didn't mean to start you", I lean in, cause it's sensitive information.

• 46:24Peyton Hardin?

  So sweet of you, so sweet of you. What'd you say?

• 46:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's true, they just can't help, like, whatever comes to their mind, they're gonna say it. I literally lean in, I go, "Ma'am, I just wanted to let you know, I think there's some toilet paper on your back end from the restroom." She goes, "Oh, ooh, your breath."

• 46:42Cameron Kennedy?

  She literally said that, cause I was just smashing a double cheeseburger with onions on it. I swear on everything. She goes, "Oh wow, your breath." And I go, "My breath, you toilet paper?" I go, "You got a toilet paper tail."

• 46:55Peyton Hardin?

  She wasn't going down.

• 46:56Cameron Kennedy?

  She wasn't, she said, "If you're making fun of me, I'm making fun of you", she went, "Ooh, your breath", literally just like that, so soft, still grandma voice. She went, "Ooh, your breath", and I went, "Oh well", I was like, "You got toilet paper", I said, "There's toilet paper on your-" And then she went, "Oh no", grabs it, looks at it.

• 47:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, don't do that.

• 47:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And then goes- Thank you, dear.

• 47:14Peyton Hardin?

  Throws it away, walks out.

• 47:16Cameron Kennedy?

  She had, she just had to insult my brain. That's what I'm saying, they can't, they cannot, they can't like fight those interests of the

• 47:22Peyton Hardin?

  You lose that, you lose that sense of

• 47:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That brain membrane wall, that mitochondria, it's gone, it's too loose.

• 47:27Peyton Hardin?

  I'm worried about you when you get that edge, because you're already bad.

• 47:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You might have to keep me inside, you might have to lock me in the house.

• 47:33Peyton Hardin?

  You'd be like, I wonder what that pearl's like.

• 47:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd go, gosh.

• 47:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's a strange looking cock.

• 47:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's a strange bill on that clock, though. I go, hell, I bet, I bet she jumped about 712 back in the old 10,000s.

• 47:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, I want to go back

• 47:54Peyton Hardin?

  I love old people, though.

• 47:58Peyton Hardin?

  I want to go back to relationships, they asked this question on the Joe Budden podcast, and I want to ask it to you.

• 48:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 48:03Peyton Hardin?

  Would you spend 30 days in the worst prison on the planet Earth to prevent your wife from doing one year in that same prison?

• 48:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Off rip, I have to, yes, yes.

• 48:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're driven.

• 48:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm the provider, I'm the tear, I'm tear taker, I'm the caretaker, I, I'm the frontline defense for my beautiful wife.

• 48:22Peyton Hardin?

  See, my first question, what that do?

• 48:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Just the hypothetical.

• 48:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but if you're in prison, you did something to get there. And so I'm taking this 30 days for you.

• 48:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Right here, back room, she's in the back room.

• 48:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, 30 days in the worst prison on Earth, on Earth.

• 48:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You have, you're the man, you have to.

• 48:36Peyton Hardin?

  Have you seen my

• 48:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's nice, that'd be a top commodity, they'd be, oh my God, they'd run through commissary to get you. They go, oh honey, I got all the honey buns you want, boy, come here.

• 48:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, no, no.

• 48:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 48:47Peyton Hardin?

  Because, okay, but you gotta say your wife did something to get that one year. You're just taking the 30 days to prevent her from doing that year.

• 48:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that changes the question. Now, if she is, if she's convicted, right, and she's through the due process.

• 48:58Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta sit down.

• 48:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she, I mean, the Justice Department, if they said you earned a year in that prison, now, I don't know, I might just cough up a lot for a good lawyer.

• 49:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Might try to get you down to six months, but if it's just a would you rather, your wife's gotta do a year, you gotta do 30, give me 30.

• 49:11Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care what it is, I don't want to go to jail, like, like you got put in that position.

• 49:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a bad man.

• 49:16Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 49:16Cameron Kennedy?

  If it is, if, if, if it's like a, a random hitman stuff, like squid games, they just pop up and they go, we're taking you or your wife right now to the worst prison in the world.

• 49:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 49:26Cameron Kennedy?

  If you go, it's 30 days, if she goes, it's a year, you coming?

• 49:30Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, I

• 49:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You're both innocent, you, you, you're walking downtown, you just left the dinner.

• 49:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'd look at her and be like, remember that one time you wouldn't rub my back? Like, I got you.

• 49:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'll be like, "Arrive at Dirch and see you back in a year." Like I said, like, "I'm not doing it." And that doesn't make me selfish. That does not make me selfish.

• 49:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That makes you selfish.

• 49:48Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 49:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay, let me have a very important question.

• 49:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you married? I think if you're married, you are obligated.

• 49:56Peyton Hardin?

  I could be married.

• 49:56Cameron Kennedy?

  By the divine word. You, if you're in-

• 49:58Peyton Hardin?

  The divine word said nothing, "Thou shalt go to prison for y'all." They did not say that.

• 50:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It says, "We are now one, and if you want to be, take care of yourself, but not the other person you are conjoined with, that's selfish."

• 50:08Peyton Hardin?

  If we're, if we're one, then you come to jail with me. I'm not, we're one. You're cursed, sit down with me. What are you talking about, we're one?

• 50:14Cameron Kennedy?

  We can share a cup?

• 50:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, how, we one, not the only one going. You crazy?

• 50:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Could you imagine there's a literal serial killer as your bunk partner?

• 50:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And they just hear this, you go, "Oh, no, no, right, right, a little to the left. Oh, that's a spot, that's a spot, get it, girl. Get it, girl, can you get my, can you get my soft spot up top?" And there's a murderer above you.

• 50:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

• 50:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I have to, bro, you're, that's, that's not a good, that's not being a good man, it's not macho, man, I'm sorry, I love you, Pete, let me call you out, though.

• 50:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but what, what points do I gain when I come out?

• 50:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I want you to-

• 50:39Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not getting a parade, I'm not- Probably won't even give me a balloon.

• 50:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a month! It's a muuuuun! It's one month.

• 50:48Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, you-

• 50:48Cameron Kennedy?

  If your wife does a year, she's out of there.

• 50:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I believe in her.

• 50:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't. I go, "Hello, Sarah and Ash, she's gone." I go, "What's she gonna do, let me bump, let me set for you in the jail yard." They go, "Shut up." And now she's getting-

• 51:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, she's a good people person, she's a good server, she can play piano, she can sing, she's funny.

• 51:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Was she a- Traveling circus, this is the worst prison in the world. You said she can play piano and sing like she's a cover band on Carnival Cruise.

• 51:15Peyton Hardin?

  That could get you somewhere in the worst prison ever, they need some entertainment.

• 51:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that singer, yeah, you my- Come here. And now she's in a different cell.

• 51:22Peyton Hardin?

  Well, at least other people-

• 51:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Fighting for her life for a year.

• 51:24Peyton Hardin?

  Well, at least other people get to experience the greatness that I have.

• 51:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, you won't even go through a season change. One month, she's gonna see a- She's gonna see Christmas, spring break, 4th of July, and everything in between.

• 51:36Peyton Hardin?

  No one asked you to get locked up. And I'm not taking that 30 days for you.

• 51:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That is wild.

• 51:41Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry, and that doesn't make me a bad person. That makes me-

• 51:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it does! Now, hear me out. Boyfriend and girlfriend, there's no strings attached.

• 51:50Peyton Hardin?

  I could be 60 years into a marriage with eight kids, I'm not going.

• 51:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're terrible, man.

• 51:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, sir, I'm taking care of the kids. If, no, I'm a-

• 51:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Let the mom take care- You, okay, even from logistics, if you say that, you are now taking care of the kids and doing everything for a whole year.

• 52:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 52:04Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're going-

• 52:05Peyton Hardin?

  And my booty intact. And my booty intact. Give me my booty.

• 52:12Peyton Hardin?

  My booty intact. Cause Cam, if we're being honest, I'm going to jail, I'm giving my before they ask. I'd be like, I know what you want.

• 52:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, you know what? You look like you'll do it nice. You go, you look like you treat me good. Come here, I'm yours. I got, hell, you got 28 days. Thank God it's February. Here we go.

• 52:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You cannot just subdue yourself, like her to that, rather.

• 52:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 52:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It's one month.

• 52:35Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care.

• 52:36Cameron Kennedy?

  If everything you just said, think of the opposite. If she goes, you gotta hold the fort down at home, regular life for a month.

• 52:41Peyton Hardin?

  I got it.

• 52:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Or no, for a year.

• 52:43Peyton Hardin?

  I got it.

• 52:43Cameron Kennedy?

  If you go, she does it dolo for a month. You're gonna subject Sweet Sarah.

• 52:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 52:50Cameron Kennedy?

  To a, I think we are, we are wildly overestimating the worst prison in the world.

• 52:56Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I will drive her there.

• 52:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It is go.

• 52:58Peyton Hardin?

  I will drive her there and be like, oh babe, what's your favorite song? You want some Taylor Swift on the way there?

• 53:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, love you, babe. It'll be $20 on the books tomorrow. Go have it.

• 53:06Peyton Hardin?

  Get in there.

• 53:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, do good, do good.

• 53:08Peyton Hardin?

  Proud of you.

• 53:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, you're tripping.

• 53:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not, maybe I'm not in love. Maybe that's what we're figuring out.

• 53:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that, I think you're not, you're not in a deep enough love.

• 53:16Peyton Hardin?

  Or maybe I just think that people.

• 53:18Cameron Kennedy?

  It could be, I, I would borderline, this might, this might be a little, this might be a little fugazi. I would borderline say if it was reversed, I go for a year, she goes for a month, I'd still go.

• 53:27Peyton Hardin?

  You're down bad, bro.

• 53:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that might be, I was about to say, that might be.

• 53:30Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, I think it's a lack of self-respect. I think that's what we're trying to.

• 53:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, fuck it, make it two, Warden. Like, I don't ever, ever want her seeing this place, sir. I walk in, I go, what's up, fellas? I just get slept. I wake up, I'm sore, bleeding. Oh, God.

• 53:44Peyton Hardin?

  I just wanted to, they said that on the Joe Budden podcast and it's such a good question. I went to get your marriage. I wanted to know.

• 53:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So I have to, as a married man, I think from a person's perspective, you are allowed and warranted to say no and not have the world coming at you. If you're married, I think you have to.

• 53:59Peyton Hardin?

  It could be the wedding day. I'm not going.

• 54:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, oh no, hell no, take this. You go, I'll be good, hell, soon here.

• 54:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, soon here. I'm not gonna do nothing. I'm not gonna cheat or nothing, but I'll be, I'll be here.

• 54:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Now I have a spicy question.

• 54:10Peyton Hardin?

  I like that.

• 54:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a spicy question for you.

• 54:12Peyton Hardin?

  Talk to me daddy.

• 54:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I'm currently watching this show called Homeland, right? It's a CIA show. It's on Netflix. It's about agents, stuff like that.

• 54:19Peyton Hardin?

  Asians?

• 54:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, Homeland, it's not Asians, agents, agents, like the night agent, Peter, whatever his name is, whatever the hell that guy.

• 54:27Peyton Hardin?

  Peter Scolli.

• 54:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, whatever. So.

• 54:29Peyton Hardin?

  Good show.

• 54:30Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a, there's a, a US Marine that goes missing for eight years. He's presumed dead. His wife.

• 54:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Remarries, no, doesn't remarried, sorry, has a fling with his best friend.

• 54:43Peyton Hardin?

  All these b- they-

• 54:45Cameron Kennedy?

  They are, they are, they are, they're playing turtles, tigers and everything in between.

• 54:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, the whole zoo.

• 54:50Cameron Kennedy?

  For years, the military goes in, does a rescue mission, that guy's alive, they bring him back, he finds out.

• 54:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh no.

• 54:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So, welcome to the question.

• 54:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 54:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You get whatever, say, it doesn't have to be for the military, say we get a podcasting deal, for whatever reason.

• 55:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:05Cameron Kennedy?

  We have to go to Taiwan for two years.

• 55:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:09Cameron Kennedy?

  And no one's allowed to come with us, it's you and me, it's a two man operation for whatever.

• 55:14Peyton Hardin?

  God, it sounds great.

• 55:16Cameron Kennedy?

  But we can't, no one can come.

• 55:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 55:18Cameron Kennedy?

  And you come back and Sarah is happily, deeply invested into a different relationship. How does that make you feel? How does that make you feel?

• 55:28Peyton Hardin?

  So, everybody is presumed that I'm deceased, there's not, there's not an announcement that, oh, Peyton's alive.

• 55:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it was, it was Peyton and Cam went missing.

• 55:38Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm still missing, but I'm actually back.

• 55:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, no, she chose-

• 55:41Peyton Hardin?

  I'm terrorizing. No, no, no, my whole life mission, I'm dead, I'm never gonna go to a grocery store, a bank, uh, uh, nothing. I am a ghost in your life now that is going to terrorize you every day, flicking lights, pissing on your toilet seat.

• 55:55Cameron Kennedy?

  So, you're mad that she, so there's been, there's been a statement saying that you are, we are presumably dead.

• 56:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, cuz you gave up.

• 56:02Cameron Kennedy?

  So, they gave up hope.

• 56:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, if you gave up hope on me, that's so disrespectful.

• 56:05Cameron Kennedy?

  So, what's the, what's the tenure of-

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  You see the body. You gotta see the body before you move on, see the body.

• 56:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You gotta, you gotta look at me.

• 56:15Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta be over the casket.

• 56:17Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 56:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you gotta lay me down before you move on.

• 56:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But that's the thing, it's missing, it's not, we were killed right here, it's, they're gone, we don't know-

• 56:25Peyton Hardin?

  Find it, find the body!

• 56:28Cameron Kennedy?

  A hundred percent, because I just watched a documentary about this girl, and then she got taken by the guy and went to the woods, it was this little girl, but she got taken, the family never gave up hope. The whole town did, the family didn't guess what they found her, I was that little girl.

• 56:41Peyton Hardin?

  I could've been your little girl.

• 56:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I was that little girl.

• 56:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's-

• 56:45Cameron Kennedy?

  See, I, I, I actually, no matter what this says about me and me being a man, I'm not that mad.

• 56:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, I know, cuz you wanna watch him-

• 56:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You'll be like this.

• 56:53Peyton Hardin?

  Stop, I go, damn, hell, that's a, that dude looks decent.

• 56:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're like, nah, I didn't think about hitting it from there.

• 57:00Peyton Hardin?

  I go, the, I never got that.

• 57:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I was always

• 57:07Peyton Hardin?

  But no, it's the best.

• 57:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I would be, it would hurt my soul.

• 57:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:12Cameron Kennedy?

  So the two years is up, three years, however long, and then we get on a plane, black, get on a black plane. We get on a plane back and then we walk up to our houses in some incognito mode and we see that. My initial heart shattered, destroyed, I am, I am, I'm broken. But then I quickly realized she thought I was dead. Now, if I find out it was two months after and you're hooking up on, on hinge and Yeah, we got a problem. If you held on to hope for at least a calendar year, one revolution.

• 57:42Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely believe this. If I go missing. I genuinely believe this. If I go missing from my partner, I would think the only appropriate thing to do is move on when you see my body. You never give up hope, especially if we're married, till death do us part. You don't know I'm dead. I'm just missing, it's not till missing posters go up.

• 57:58Peyton Hardin?

  Till death, you gotta see the death. You gotta see me die for you to move on.

• 58:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It goes till death do us part, not till missing does us part.

• 58:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 58:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now the, the spiciest part.

• 58:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Reverse the roles.

• 58:10Cameron Kennedy?

  See ya.

• 58:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 58:27Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not, who am I, Christopher Columbus? I'm not going searching. What are you talking about? I don't even own a magnifying glass. You think I'm an investigator? You should have tried harder.

• 58:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my god. Oh my god, the double standard. I love it.

• 58:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, at least I'm honest. See, a lot of people lie about theirs. I'm honest.

• 58:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, here's the real question. How long are you holding on to hope?

• 58:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, three weeks. Isn't the first forty-eight before a case gets solved, I gave you an extra a hundred hours?

• 58:57Peyton Hardin?

  Nor start it. I don't know. I can't tell you how to get out, but find it. I don't know. At least I'm honest, right?

• 59:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You said three weeks.

• 59:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:06Cameron Kennedy?

  So, okay, now, final question. She comes back, she sees you with the new woman, she gets angry, she tries to take it out on you. What's your response?

• 59:14Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you want me to do?

• 59:16Cameron Kennedy?

  My god.

• 59:17Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't call.

• 59:23Peyton Hardin?

  The funny thing is Sarah's gonna get so many DMs being like, "I think you should really watch today's episode."

• 59:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you should run for the hills, sweetie. You seem too sweet. He's terrible. Hell, he said he'd leave ya.

• 59:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man, that's so funny.

• 59:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That was funny.

• 59:38Peyton Hardin?

  Now it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture payday camp. Pop culture payday camp. It's been awhile since a little poppy culture.

• 59:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's been a little, been a little minute, man. This is the pop culture reunion.

• 59:56Peyton Hardin?

  Pop culture, special edition, Black History Month, cuz it's pop culture kitchen and it's pop culture chicken and it's... Whoa, no, no, it's crazy, no.

• 1:00:04Cameron Kennedy?

  There gets a point. There gets a point.

• 1:00:06Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry, no, come on!

• 1:00:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It gets a point. I said it's the pop culture kitchen. We're serving pop culture chicken.

• 1:00:12Peyton Hardin?

  Why can't we do something else? Why can't we serve something else like green bean casserole?

• 1:00:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no one likes casseroles and tuna salad. That's why. Fried chicken's incredible.

• 1:00:19Peyton Hardin?

  Sarah likes...

• 1:00:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Sarah likes flavored air.

• 1:00:21Peyton Hardin?

  She likes sardines.

• 1:00:22Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "Let's take this seaweed and wrap it up in rice and then..."

• 1:00:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I genuinely...

• 1:00:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, it sounds crazy, but that is her favorite today.

• 1:00:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, thank you, my god. I was gonna say, that's actually what she eats every day. If it fits, it fits.

• 1:00:36Peyton Hardin?

  She also eats sardines every day, but she knows not to eat them if I'm in the house.

• 1:00:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that is, I mean, that's what you feed to a dog. You feed sardines to a bastard hound. Right before a little, right before a little pheasant hunting. You open that can of sardines, you go, "Uh, uh." "Come here, Bruce."

• 1:00:51Peyton Hardin?

  Or you throw it in an otter's mouth. Otters are adorable.

• 1:00:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you know otters?

• 1:00:54Peyton Hardin?

  I would adopt an otter if I could. Dude, my thing on otters, the beautiful, they're so cute. No, it got ruined for me. Otters got ruined for me.

• 1:01:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 1:01:02Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know they weren't like, like, rubber. They have fur.

• 1:01:06Cameron Kennedy?

  They have fur, yeah.

• 1:01:06Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know that. That's gross!

• 1:01:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. It's cute. They're so wet. It stays laid down, but you go up the top of their back and it turns into a little scale.

• 1:01:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, cuz I'm...

• 1:01:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Scales? You see that little tail on them too? Oh, my god, otters, they're so cute. No, but listen to me, like...

• 1:01:20Peyton Hardin?

  The whole cuteness of otters is gone for me.

• 1:01:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 1:01:22Peyton Hardin?

  Because I always thought otters were this blubbery being where you could...

• 1:01:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a seal.

• 1:01:26Peyton Hardin?

  There's difference.

• 1:01:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. Seals are the size of that couch. A seal can go pound for pound with you and then it's inch for inch now.

• 1:01:35Peyton Hardin?

  That's an impressive seal.

• 1:01:38Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I know what I got. I know that seal gets a lot of whale.

• 1:01:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I know the good Lord blessed me, but I don't know if Poseidon blessed him.

• 1:01:46Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what's the difference between seals and otters?

• 1:01:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Seals are big as made of tires, but an otter is like a cute, imagine like, imagine Ruby, she got a drop fade and her ears were gone and then she was in the water.

• 1:01:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, but like I'm trying to explain this scientifically, what's the difference between a seal and an otter?

• 1:02:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like, what's the difference between a giraffe and a rhino? Like there's so many, it's a.

• 1:02:04Peyton Hardin?

  They look the exact same. Seals and otters? Or am I thinking of sea lions?

• 1:02:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Sea lions is what you're thinking of.

• 1:02:12Peyton Hardin?

  What's so?

• 1:02:12Cameron Kennedy?

  An otter, an otter's about yay big. Little blubber gut, but they got nice brown fur. It's a little got shot with that disease in Zootopia.

• 1:02:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, what's the big thing that you throw to its mouth?

• 1:02:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a seal.

• 1:02:25Peyton Hardin?

  Those things have fur.

• 1:02:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Those have blubber.

• 1:02:27Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:02:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Sea lions.

• 1:02:29Peyton Hardin?

  Have fur.

• 1:02:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Or is it seals?

• 1:02:30Peyton Hardin?

  Seals have fur.

• 1:02:31Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, yeah, seals, not otters. Otters always had fur.

• 1:02:35Peyton Hardin?

  What's the difference between a seal and a seal lion?

• 1:02:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a seal and a sea lion, and I'm not a hundred percent sure.

• 1:02:40Peyton Hardin?

  So it depends on where you put the L.

• 1:02:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, if there's an L or not a no. A seal, not to be confused with the singer, but a seal is a big blubbery beast.

• 1:02:49Peyton Hardin?

  And the sea lion has fur.

• 1:02:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Lion that has that incognito fur.

• 1:02:53Peyton Hardin?

  So are sea lions predatory and seals are adventory? Victim Tory?

• 1:03:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Victim, no, seals will fuck you. Seals will absolutely eat you.

• 1:03:04Peyton Hardin?

  So seals, so seals will attack?

• 1:03:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I believe so.

• 1:03:07Peyton Hardin?

  But I thought sea lions attack because they're, they're named after the predatory creature on planet earth.

• 1:03:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Sea lions are sellouts. You give them enough food, they'll go to your circus. They'll just live there. They don't even wanna be out in the wild.

• 1:03:17Peyton Hardin?

  So seals, you can make tricks out of?

• 1:03:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Seals, they go, "Orr, orr."

• 1:03:21Peyton Hardin?

  And sea lions go?

• 1:03:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I think the sea lions are the only go.

• 1:03:25Peyton Hardin?

  So which one do you wanna have as a pet?

• 1:03:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I think a sea lion.

• 1:03:28Peyton Hardin?

  So, but seals are more attacking, even though they have a less vicious name?

• 1:03:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Are seals and sea lions the same thing? And we're, we're going down a rabbit hole.

• 1:03:34Peyton Hardin?

  So are seals and sea lions, and can they or can they not? Are they family or not?

• 1:03:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I think if they, they'll make a seal lion.

• 1:03:40Peyton Hardin?

  Or they make an otter.

• 1:03:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Pop culture.

• 1:03:44Peyton Hardin?

  I've been watching this show.

• 1:03:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God. Oh, please say it.

• 1:03:47Peyton Hardin?

  It's a very popular show.

• 1:03:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I know. It's gotta be like one of three. And I've, I'm either currently watching it or I've completed it.

• 1:03:53Peyton Hardin?

  I've completed this show. It's called His and Hers.

• 1:03:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:03:56Peyton Hardin?

  Have you seen it?

• 1:03:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

• 1:03:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, this is like the number one show on Netflix. Or like number three. I don't know what it is. It's around top five.

• 1:04:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Fire.

• 1:04:03Peyton Hardin?

  Right? One of my favorite actors in it. Who's the?

• 1:04:05Cameron Kennedy?

  John Bernthal.

• 1:04:06Peyton Hardin?

  John Bernthal doesn't take a [BLEEP] back.

• 1:04:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he go.

• 1:04:09Peyton Hardin?

  In Fury, what's the guy's name?

• 1:04:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know.

• 1:04:11Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, huh, Walter or whatever?

• 1:04:15Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, get back in the tank. But one of my favorite actors of all time.

• 1:04:18Cameron Kennedy?

  So good.

• 1:04:19Peyton Hardin?

  This show.

• 1:04:23Peyton Hardin?

  Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler, spoiler alert.

• 1:04:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You can take a walkout. You can take a walkout.

• 1:04:34Peyton Hardin?

  So basically, this show is about this. No, Robbie, you gotta leave. You can't do that. So, look, this show is about this cop in the, in like the the neck of the woods in, in, in Georgia.

• 1:04:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, the boonies.

• 1:04:48Peyton Hardin?

  Right. It's a small town in Georgia, right? Everybody knows everybody. Right? His wife, Delonica.

• 1:04:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, Delonica's the city. That's not his wife.

• 1:04:56Peyton Hardin?

  I know that the town's called Delonica. And now the wife is this very popular news anchor.

• 1:05:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, pretty.

• 1:05:02Peyton Hardin?

  Right? They separated. They lost a child. And basically, there's a dead body in this city.

• 1:05:10Cameron Kennedy?

  In Delonica.

• 1:05:11Peyton Hardin?

  And, and, and, and the dead body, we all know her.

• 1:05:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:05:16Peyton Hardin?

  But we all know her for different reasons.

• 1:05:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:05:18Peyton Hardin?

  Now, the whole show is finding out who did this in this small town of Delonica. Right? Now, can I rate this show one through 10?

• 1:05:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm going 8.5. On a good day, you catch me right after some animal crackers and some chocolate. I'm giving it a nine.

• 1:05:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, this is my thing. The whole season up to the last episode?

• 1:05:39Cameron Kennedy?

  8.2.

• 1:05:40Peyton Hardin?

  Last episode, 2 out of 10.

• 1:05:42Cameron Kennedy?

  2 out of 10.

• 1:05:43Peyton Hardin?

  And this is where the spoilers come along, right?

• 1:05:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You are, you're out of your [BLEEP] marvelous.

• 1:05:48Peyton Hardin?

  That, no, they ruined that show.

• 1:05:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, sir.

• 1:05:50Peyton Hardin?

  At the end. They tried to do too much hanky panky with that show.

• 1:05:53Cameron Kennedy?

  They did a lot of hanky panky, but they did not ruin it. It was nowhere, there's, there's not a critic on the world that is giving that a 2 out of 10. Last episode.

• 1:06:00Peyton Hardin?

  Right here, my review 100. You go, Peyton Harden's movie watching. So, look, if you don't know, spoiler alert.

• 1:06:09Peyton Hardin?

  The, the, the cop and the news anchor wife, they divorced because they lost a child, a lot of things, you know, they had to separate. I mean, I mean.

• 1:06:18Cameron Kennedy?

  They lost the child and the wife just dipped.

• 1:06:20Peyton Hardin?

  She did.

• 1:06:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Didn't tell anyone she dipped to actual Atlanta and was there for a year. She didn't tell anyone she just left.

• 1:06:24Peyton Hardin?

  And now, homeboy, the cop started the dead girl.

• 1:06:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:28Peyton Hardin?

  Not while she was dead.

• 1:06:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Not while she was dead. That's a different crime. She, they were fully alive.

• 1:06:33Peyton Hardin?

  They were fully alive and it happened to be the day that she died.

• 1:06:39Cameron Kennedy?

  About 15 minutes before, about five minutes.

• 1:06:41Peyton Hardin?

  So he, he done, he done put his, he put his juices on her.

• 1:06:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:06:45Peyton Hardin?

  He dipped, she got stabbed.

• 1:06:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:47Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 1:06:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Murked.

• 1:06:48Peyton Hardin?

  So we're all thinking that he did it the whole time. Did he do it? Or did the news anchor wife do it? Because we find out that she was watching it happen.

• 1:06:57Cameron Kennedy?

  She came back to Delandaga.

• 1:06:59Peyton Hardin?

  And just so happened to pull up and was watching his, her, watching her husband go into pound town in this truck.

• 1:07:07Cameron Kennedy?

  In the back of that F-250.

• 1:07:07Peyton Hardin?

  In the woods, right?

• 1:07:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:07:09Peyton Hardin?

  So this whole time, we're thinking, was it the, was it the news anchor? Was it the cop?

• 1:07:14Cameron Kennedy?

  It's gotta be one of them.

• 1:07:15Peyton Hardin?

  In the last episode, we come to find out that the wife and the dead girl and the cop's sister and then some other b**** they went to school with, were all childhood friends.

• 1:07:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:07:25Peyton Hardin?

  They all had a big falling out because there was, I mean, I mean, this isn't a joke, some really nasty stuff happened in the woods one time.

• 1:07:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:07:33Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even want to say it. Like, I can't watch that kind of, it was really hard. I hate, hate that show.

• 1:07:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's.

• 1:07:38Peyton Hardin?

  But, so that happened, right? And we're, we find out that the bigger girl, the bigger girl that got picked on by the friend group the whole time, drinking pee, picked on, we find out that she lost a bunch of weight and is now the news anchor.

• 1:07:57Cameron Kennedy?

  In Atlanta.

• 1:07:57Peyton Hardin?

  In Atlanta that, that the wife was having beef with. We didn't know it was her because she changed her name and took Ozempic.

• 1:08:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:03Peyton Hardin?

  Like, a lot happened, right?

• 1:08:05Cameron Kennedy?

  She got on Monjaro, changed the name, got a nice scrapping husband and she said, hey, I'm, I'm what's her name?

• 1:08:10Peyton Hardin?

  And then we come to find out, oh my god, she's the one. Killed this, this, this, this lady in the woods.

• 1:08:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And the other two friends throughout this, throughout the show.

• 1:08:20Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody, everybody in the friend group is getting murked.

• 1:08:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Everyone's getting dropped off at old Death Hades Lane.

• 1:08:25Peyton Hardin?

  Right. So they have this whole big climax at the, at the last episode.

• 1:08:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:08:32Peyton Hardin?

  She gets suckered into going into the.

• 1:08:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Cabin in the woods.

• 1:08:35Peyton Hardin?

  The cabin in the woods of the ex-big girl, news anchor girl.

• 1:08:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, ex-big girl, current small girl.

• 1:08:39Peyton Hardin?

  That we think is the killer, right? They're having this whole punch out scene, fighting scene, fighting scene. And this is, I was like, okay, this is a good ending. We find out this bullied girl is the killer. Now we're having this big fight scene.

• 1:08:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Right?

• 1:08:51Peyton Hardin?

  This is where the show lost me. Detective pulls up through the, outside the glass, perfect timing. And just caps ex-big girl.

• 1:09:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:09:00Peyton Hardin?

  Through the glass.

• 1:09:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:09:02Peyton Hardin?

  What bullet was that where the whole glass doesn't shatter? How do you shoot a glass and there's only a bullet hole this big? Is she a sniper?

• 1:09:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I think that's realistic.

• 1:09:14Peyton Hardin?

  With a handgun, 10 feet away.

• 1:09:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that's happened before.

• 1:09:17Peyton Hardin?

  Where?

• 1:09:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that's happened before.

• 1:09:19Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 1:09:19Cameron Kennedy?

  If, if the glass is maybe thick enough, you gotta think that bullet's going quick as a son of a.

• 1:09:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, she's from here to this camera.

• 1:09:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true.

• 1:09:27Peyton Hardin?

  And that whole glass in the shadows is a perfect bullet hole right through the thimpy.

• 1:09:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Might be some thick glass on that cabin woods, on that cabin wood cabin.

• 1:09:34Peyton Hardin?

  We, I bet so.

• 1:09:35Cameron Kennedy?

  But that's not even the part that pissed me off the most about that part.

• 1:09:37Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 1:09:38Cameron Kennedy?

  He got there so quick.

• 1:09:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, he.

• 1:09:41Cameron Kennedy?

  If you think about, they were fighting. When he got in the truck to go there, he was there two minutes later.

• 1:09:45Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 1:09:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It was easily a 14 mile drive.

• 1:09:47Peyton Hardin?

  It was so bad.

• 1:09:47Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, did you drive a rocket ship?

• 1:09:49Peyton Hardin?

  And your sister, you just picked up your sister out the bathtub that just got murked.

• 1:09:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:09:53Peyton Hardin?

  Mourned.

• 1:09:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Cry a bit.

• 1:09:56Peyton Hardin?

  But no, no, no. And where's the little girl? Where was she at?

• 1:09:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, great point. Was she, did she stay at school for 48 hours? Where the hell is she? How is no one got a phone call about the little girl? Now, what do you think about the actual ending?

• 1:10:09Peyton Hardin?

  So then there was a double twist. A double twist.

• 1:10:12Cameron Kennedy?

  A double plot and a lot to go.

• 1:10:13Peyton Hardin?

  We find out it wasn't ex-big girl that got capped.

• 1:10:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Big girl, current small girl.

• 1:10:18Peyton Hardin?

  It was news anchor's mommy, because they were going through tapes. She was going through tapes because whenever, whenever news anchor girl.

• 1:10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Left.

• 1:10:26Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever the wife left after the baby died. All she had to remember her daughter was these VHS tapes from high school. And then we find out what actually happened in the woods to that friend group. It actually happened to her daughter. She went on this psychotic rampage and she was like, okay, I'm gonna murk every single person in this friend group.

• 1:10:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:10:43Peyton Hardin?

  This sick, and she was faking having dementia the whole time.

• 1:10:46Cameron Kennedy?

  She was walking down the street butt naked in her nightgown and stuff like that. And cops were like, oh, miss whatever here, let me take you back home again. So it was, it was a perfect cover up.

• 1:10:54Peyton Hardin?

  And, and, okay, and this is, so the show already lost me with the bullet hole. I was like, no way. Then, when they showed the killing scene from the woods, the initial killing, she turned into Venom.

• 1:11:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my gosh, she was Hugh Jackman.

• 1:11:08Peyton Hardin?

  Did you see how quick she climbed up the shit? And I was like, no, I was like, no way. I was like, this is a $30 million show. And that's what we get? That's what we get?

• 1:11:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That, now that part is funny, but if you, if you're really paying attention and you peeped, you should have known it's not News Anchor Girl the whole time. You never should have went down that path. They, they, they played it up to be that.

• 1:11:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, obviously I knew there was gonna be a twist.

• 1:11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  She was still in Atlanta when the friends were getting killed, so it can't be her.

• 1:11:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm fine.

• 1:11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  They want you to think that.

• 1:11:39Peyton Hardin?

  I'm fine with that. I care.

• 1:11:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why I give more respect.

• 1:11:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I knew there was gonna be twist. I knew it was probably gonna be the big girl, right?

• 1:11:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But it wasn't the big girl.

• 1:11:47Peyton Hardin?

  But the initial twist was the big girl. And I would have been fine with that being the big girl.

• 1:11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:11:51Peyton Hardin?

  This 80 year old woman is not climbing up the hood of that car like that. And where was she just chilling in the woods like that?

• 1:11:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Where she barefoot, there's thorns and pouring rain.

• 1:12:01Peyton Hardin?

  And then she becomes into Ted Bundy? And she's just like a master manipulator murderer? Who like, you can just, there's no fingerprints, there's no nothing, like there's no, she just get away with everything? Her footprint, like, I mean, I mean, the dumbest thing ever.

• 1:12:14Cameron Kennedy?

  She was barefoot. She was barefoot on a dirt road in the water. Give her some credit, man, I don't know.

• 1:12:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no. That's fine, right? That's fine. She can't, she's not that athletic.

• 1:12:24Cameron Kennedy?

  She's definitely not, no, no.

• 1:12:25Peyton Hardin?

  She's getting up the stairs with ease and just like stronger than everybody.

• 1:12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:29Peyton Hardin?

  Like, it just, it doesn't make sense.

• 1:12:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That, and, and they tried to play it off as like, there's no, there was no, so a recurring theme was there was no struggle in any of these deaths. So it's like, it's someone that they know. That's why they keep painting it up to be, is it either John Bertha or it was the wife? You know, someone they knew. But really is an old lady. So you probably, your guard's gonna be down when your friends, your high school friend's mom pulls up. But yeah, she was turning into like some Bron James, you're 23 athleticism.

• 1:12:56Peyton Hardin?

  She's like chase down Iggy Dalla blocking like, you know.

• 1:12:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Blocked by James!

• 1:13:00Peyton Hardin?

  And the thing is, it's like, I feel like this show tried too hard to make people go, oh wow. Like that initial twist of it being the big girl, that's fine, but we just work it up bigger. And then you just, I think that's just the, the, the way out to make this like, oh wow, like make everybody talk about it. Which it worked, but it's like, that's too much.

• 1:13:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Would you have liked it better, alternate ending idea for you, would you have liked it better if the big girl now turned small girl is actually the killer?

• 1:13:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:13:27Cameron Kennedy?

  But then in that final scene in the cabin, she's about to kill her daughter? And the mom came and saved instead of the cop. Cause the, let's say the mom knew the whole time, but she was just staying in her place. Or maybe she found out at the very end, she finally saw that tape.

• 1:13:38Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. I haven't thought about it.

• 1:13:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I wasn't, I wasn't mad with it. I do, I do agree on some of your grievances, but I, I liked it. Like, but I am, I am a fan of a double plot twist. I've learned that through my, my years of watching shows or movies. One plot twist is great, but as you said, two gets you talking about it.

• 1:13:56Peyton Hardin?

  But two, two is good if it, if it works. I don't like a forced two. I feel like this is a forced two-er. And, and you know what I really don't like? The, to end it off, that cop's going to jail. John Berthold's going to prison. The fact that he had no repercussions at the end of that show, he's just sitting down talking, you're going to jail! You've tampered with evidence.

• 1:14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you, you, you.

• 1:14:18Peyton Hardin?

  You deleted a phone.

• 1:14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Multiple times.

• 1:14:21Peyton Hardin?

  You're going to jail!

• 1:14:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:22Peyton Hardin?

  And we're testing you now.

• 1:14:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 1:14:24Peyton Hardin?

  Why was your [BLEEP] on her still?

• 1:14:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Is in her, you have destroyed the phone, you rescinded the DNA results, you have.

• 1:14:32Peyton Hardin?

  You swallowed the little girl's mouth.

• 1:14:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You killed the guy. You killed the husband of the small girl or the girl. I forgot which one it was. I think it was the husband that was holding the [BLEEP] in. Her boyfriend or something like that. You killed, you murdered someone.

• 1:14:43Peyton Hardin?

  Did he murder?

• 1:14:43Cameron Kennedy?

  In the cabin, when he shot.

• 1:14:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Or no, no, that was, that was the other girl. No, no, no, he. No, didn't he murder the?

• 1:14:49Peyton Hardin?

  Uh-uh, I don't think so.

• 1:14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened to the girl?

• 1:14:52Peyton Hardin?

  What girl?

• 1:14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  The big girl turned small.

• 1:14:54Peyton Hardin?

  She got shot by the detective outside, through the window, glass.

• 1:14:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So what happened to the boyfriend?

• 1:14:58Peyton Hardin?

  I think he just got locked up, he got locked up in that cage, yeah.

• 1:15:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, nevermind, nevermind. Yeah, no, he's definitely going to jail though.

• 1:15:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, he's going to jail and I was like-

• 1:15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  He's definitely going to jail, losing his license, losing everything, you're not incredible.

• 1:15:06Peyton Hardin?

  And I was like, how the hell, or is he just, like, you get detained at least. Like, there is a dead woman in your house and you have her blood all over you. You've been sneaky this whole time.

• 1:15:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're getting questioned, like, bare minimum. You're going to the station, a recording camera's getting clicked, and you're being questioned.

• 1:15:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I just, I just didn't like the ending of that show.

• 1:15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I liked it, overall, eight out of ten, eight out of ten for me, overall, great watch, you should watch it.

• 1:15:29Peyton Hardin?

  Entertaining show, but we'll, uh, we'll, uh, we'll end it there.

• 1:15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful, and, for the first time in a while, and we brought it back in Black History Month, that was- Pop culture, pay in a can. Pop culture, pay in a can.

• 1:15:44Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, get us out of here, come on.

• 1:15:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, you should know, fam, appreciate you and love each and every single one of you. We're coming back to episode 203. You see that subscriber count, you see that we have hit the seven-digit milestone, but we have no intentions of stopping there. Keep subbing, keep sending this to your enemies, your friends, your mom, your dad, your granny, your auntie, send it to everybody, and as always, that first link in the description below is the Patreon, the Koala Club. Go join it, unbelievable content, you get first, first to know any and everything that happens about the entire company. Everything is on there, you get ad free, and since you get all these things on the Koala Club, everyone loves it. If you have not subscribed to that, go do that. The second link is YSK Unplugged.

• 1:16:30Cameron Kennedy?

  If y'all did not watch episode 202 from last week, for whatever reason, you need to go watch it, but I'm also telling you here, YSK Unplugged, the new future of YSK is officially here and live. It is our other channel, go subscribe to that as well, and the documentary will continue to come out on there as well as a week early in Patreon, and then we have so many more things planned for Unplugged in the future. But, for this week and until next week, confuse the casuals, get your good karma, this week's secret code, W-

• 1:17:00Cameron Kennedy?

  L. W L O P. Wallop. Wallop.

• 1:17:05Peyton Hardin?

  We love old people.

• 1:17:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir. Well, my God.

• 1:17:08Peyton Hardin?

  Perfect. Come on now.

• 1:17:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's go.

• 1:17:10Peyton Hardin?

  Now, guys, we love you. Remember, one out of ten wild bears. Oh, my God, over to Christmas, and we'll see you next time.

• 1:17:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, yeah, she, well, I was eating onions. So she complained about my breath. Yeah, I was telling her about the toilet paper, though. Yeah, I guess.

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