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• 0:00Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 146. Round of applause, please.

• 2:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody. Okay, okay, okay.

• 2:13Peyton Hardin?

  We're gonna get evicted. We are gonna get evicted. Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 146, the official first episode of YSK 2025. We love you so much. We are so happy to bring in a new year with y'all. And you know, with a new year, there are new changes, but some things don't change. If you're new here, if you haven't already, you should subscribe. When is it pressed? You're wrong. If you leave it more below than you see the comment sections are filled with your name, guess what? Even more wrong. Go and fill that out. Get your good karma for 2025. We've been talking about this for a long time. In 2025, we said Patreon is

• 2:54Peyton Hardin?

  gonna go to a new level and the time has officially come. If you click the first link in the description or go to patreon.com/youshouldknowpodcast. There are three tiers to the Patreon now. There is a Koala Cubs, there is a Koala Prime, and there's a Koala Royalty. There are so, so many new things on Patreon, including something y'all have been asking for for a long time, which is the ad-free and fully uncensored episodes. So on the Friday of every single week, you will get the episode that you watch on YouTube on Patreon with no censors, which I'm nervous about, and no ads. And I hope you enjoy that. And that

• 3:39Peyton Hardin?

  will be on the Koala Royalty part of Patreon. Also, you'll get all these Dr. Ps, you get vlogs, you get so much. There's too many to name. Just go over to Patreon and we have videos out explaining everything. We love you so much. We have so much excitement for this year. We're going on tour this year. Let me officially announce it. We're going on tour this year. We are going on a worldwide tour this year. We're leaving the United States. We're so excited. We're so blessed. We're so thankful that all of y'all have come into the new year with us. We hope that we can expand this family. We love you. Now let's enjoy this new year together. Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 4:18Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 4:27Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, when, Cam, when, Cam, I missed you.

• 4:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I missed you too.

• 4:32Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't seen you since last year.

• 4:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I still can't see you.

• 4:35Peyton Hardin?

  Huh? You made a bad joke and I one-duffed it with the camouflage.

• 4:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It's gonna be a rough one. It's gonna be crazy.

• 4:42Peyton Hardin?

  That's how we're bringing it 2025.

• 4:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's gonna suck.

• 4:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, dude, okay, so let's be honest here.

• 4:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 4:48Peyton Hardin?

  The last week, a couple of last week's episodes, two weeks last of them, the last couple of them, we pre-recorded, right?

• 4:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Shakespeare, correct.

• 4:55Peyton Hardin?

  So we haven't seen each other in a little bit.

• 4:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It's been about 10 days.

• 4:58Peyton Hardin?

  And I missed you.

• 4:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I missed you a lot.

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  I missed you so much, cuz normally when I'm around you, I'm like, God, when is it gonna end? Like, are we, am I gonna get a break? But whenever I'm here with you, after a long time, I'm like, I did miss that chin.

• 5:10Cameron Kennedy?

  The, oh, my God, we're starting the year off with my physical attributes immediately? Yeah, but the heart does grow fond. I'm like, that smell, the same pair of socks and that lower back hair, I just need it in my grasp right now.

• 5:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's so bad, okay, I didn't realize how attached we are at the hip.

• 5:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Unbelievably attached.

• 5:30Peyton Hardin?

  Until I went home this last week, right, for the holidays, I was there for a couple of days at the holidays.

• 5:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You weren't there for a couple of days, you were.

• 5:37Peyton Hardin?

  And so I was around me mommy, and me daddy, and me Bravi.

• 5:42Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you doing?

• 5:42Peyton Hardin?

  And me auntie.

• 5:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And your grandma, me.

• 5:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 5:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And then that one guy that was in the picture, don't know who that was, is that an uncle? Who was that?

• 5:49Peyton Hardin?

  My God.

• 5:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Never seen that guy. I literally, I almost texted your mom, say, is that guy supposed to be there? I said, who is that guy in that picture? Never seen him, never heard you talk about him.

• 5:57Peyton Hardin?

  It's Paul's.

• 5:59Peyton Hardin?

  2025, the year we're fighting, we're figuring shit out.

• 6:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, you go, hey, you still got those guitars? He's still got his ass guitars.

• 6:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, that's, that's, that's, uh, that's Paul Senior. Paul Junior, that's his kids that were there.

• 6:11Cameron Kennedy?

  How many Pauls we got?

• 6:12Peyton Hardin?

  I think we got two Pauls.

• 6:13Cameron Kennedy?

  How far, how far do suffixes go?

• 6:16Peyton Hardin?

  Excuse me?

• 6:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, when is, when is enough enough? You got Paul Senior, Paul Junior, Paul the Third.

• 6:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, the Brits are like on 30.

• 6:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but that's like royalty.

• 6:25Peyton Hardin?

  And they're all related. Don't they like marry their brothers and stuff?

• 6:28Cameron Kennedy?

  They used to do that, I don't know how the kids.

• 6:30Peyton Hardin?

  They come out looking like Ruby.

• 6:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but, oh, a little crooked, lazy.

• 6:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and they have the brain of CJ.

• 6:40Peyton Hardin?

  But I didn't realize how attached to the hip we are until I went home and we were on FaceTime.

• 6:46Cameron Kennedy?

  A lot.

• 6:47Peyton Hardin?

  We were. It's like a relationship. So I was literally on the couch in my living room with like all my family, my aunt, my mom, my dad, my brother. And then my phone would ring and then my, like the first time my mom was like, oh, Cam, Cam's calling, let's say hi. We talked or whatever. I think like another hour went by and we were on the phone again and then my dad goes, "You calling again? You don't forget to say something?" And I was like, "No, we just talked." Probably another hour goes by and you call again and my mom was like, "Is there something I need to know about?" And then it got even worse because Christmas morning I opened up my gifts, right? Right for my parents and as you're older, you don't really get gifts and I don't want gifts. I, I'm more of a giver now. I am Santa Peta.

• 7:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Oh, wow.

• 7:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You are a Peta Claus.

• 7:33Peyton Hardin?

  Sit on my lap and you'll feel a treat.

• 7:37Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "I want a pocket wocket this year."

• 7:41Peyton Hardin?

  Why would you say it in that voice?

• 7:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, now that made it bad. That's what made it bad.

• 7:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 7:45Cameron Kennedy?

  The joke, I, I just embellished. That was a good embellishment, but the reason of me being a kid, now that's not good.

• 7:51Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay.

• 7:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's bad.

• 7:52Peyton Hardin?

  But I opened my gifts, right? And from my parents, in every gift had you in it. And I said, "Do I not have my own identity anymore?" So much to the point, my mom got me a canvas of you and me.

• 8:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That's hard.

• 8:11Peyton Hardin?

  Look at this.

• 8:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That is large, dude.

• 8:13Peyton Hardin?

  It is so big.

• 8:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That was tough. Yeah. Give it up for Mama Harden.

• 8:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fire.

• 8:17Peyton Hardin?

  It is absolutely fire. But I was like, "Where does that go?"

• 8:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Is that going above my bed?

• 8:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Or is that a shared present?

• 8:26Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, imagine I'm trying to lay rod and I just see a ginger man above my bed.

• 8:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I was about to make a crazy joke.

• 8:35Peyton Hardin?

  Say it.

• 8:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, so why, how is he?

• 8:42Cameron Kennedy?

  But uh, uh, back to, but that's

• 8:45Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you got a little far.

• 8:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's a bit much. No, it's a new year.

• 8:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's a, and we're

• 8:48Cameron Kennedy?

  The new year juice is flowing in me and out of me.

• 8:51Peyton Hardin?

  And we're, it's at the point, we know this episode's gonna go, like all these episodes are gonna go on Patreon and they're gonna be on censored, so we're letting a little more loose.

• 8:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all gonna have fun over there. 2025!

• 9:04Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 9:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, back to reality though.

• 9:07Peyton Hardin?

  We have a mold problem.

• 9:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it stinks. It currently smells like hell. You're lucky you're not here watching from the studio. Explain to him why, dumbass.

• 9:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's my fault?

• 9:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Was it your child?

• 9:23Peyton Hardin?

  It was 50/50. You put it in me.

• 9:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no, no.

• 9:28Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no. Well, no.

• 9:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I put it in the backpack and zipped it shut. I brought the kid here.

• 9:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I brought the kid and the Saran Wrap and I wrapped it on you. That's what I did. Without context. If I would've got pulled over, let's be honest, if I got pulled over with a big ass watermelon, a very tightly closed backpack, explicit rap music and Saran Wrap and the holy word in my backseat, there would've been some questions.

• 9:56Peyton Hardin?

  There's definitely an investigation going on.

• 9:58Cameron Kennedy?

  There would've been some questions.

• 9:59Peyton Hardin?

  But if you saw episode 145, last week's episode, Cam brought a watermelon and Saran wrapped it to my tum tums and he said, "This is your baby. We gotta do pregnancy practice." Now, when we record, it's like six hour days, seven hour days of straight talking and not a lot of food.

• 10:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No AC. There's, there's, there's a lot of external factors.

• 10:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and a lot of caffeine, no food, little water, no ventilation. So we're, we're delirious. By the time we leave here, Mama Liv was here last week and when Mama Liv is here, she goes, "Y'all gotta clean this shit up."

• 10:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she goes, "This is nasty. Fix now."

• 10:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I pick up my moldy coffees off my desk. I pick up beef jerky that's just laying under couches.

• 10:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 10:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, that, that

• 10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That coffee, that looks like a damn, that looked like an experiment.

• 10:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yo, it's definitely science going on.

• 10:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. I, dude, I forgot all about the coffee till you brought it up.

• 10:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's like

• 10:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That shit was, that was scary.

• 10:52Peyton Hardin?

  It's like one of my sickness poops in that cup. You ever had a little bubble in your poo?

• 10:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Bubbles?

• 10:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like you ever boiled water right before you make tea?

• 11:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a rolling boil of poop liquid ass hitting your toilet.

• 11:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, pop one of those bubbles, clear a room. Anyway, good morning to you. Don't eat when you watch this. But we were, we were cleaning up the studio and we had the watermelon on the set.

• 11:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:16Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know why none of us remembered to take the watermelon out of the studio. So we're out of here for like a week, maybe?

• 11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, longer?

• 11:25Peyton Hardin?

  Two weeks?

• 11:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 11:25Peyton Hardin?

  So we didn't come into the office for two weeks.

• 11:30Peyton Hardin?

  Me, CJ and Pierce come in early today. We open up the studio door. It's actually before then. We're walking down the hallway to get here. And I say, why does the building smell bad? Like it smells like burned bananas. It smells horrible.

• 11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, did somebody jog to work today? Like, what's going on?

• 11:48Peyton Hardin?

  It smelled like the Tampa crowd for our show.

• 11:53Peyton Hardin?

  Some of y'all.

• 11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  They swam to the show.

• 11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  They get out.

• 12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It smelled horrible.

• 12:03Peyton Hardin?

  In that pentagram theater.

• 12:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, yeah, no.

• 12:06Peyton Hardin?

  So I was saying, there's a smell in this hallway. Like, we have to figure out, like, why does the, like, the whole building smell bad? And as we're getting closer to the door, the smell starts to smell a little more. And I'm like, something's not right.

• 12:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That's our smell.

• 12:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Pierce starts to unlock the studio door. We open it up. As soon as we open it up, it is like a dragon breath. Just like hit our nasal cavities. And we were like, oh, oh, something's not right. CJ turns this corner to where the set is. And he goes, Peyton, Peyton, oh my God. And I was like, as soon as he said that, I knew it. It's like the watermelon is still here. We look down at the floor. It, I don't even know how to describe it. It's like a, like a wet. Like a water balloon, right? There's guy like paint on it. And, and it just, it's, it's, you can tell it's deflated. You ever seen a deflated watermelon?

• 12:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 13:00Peyton Hardin?

  There's gnats in here, bro.

• 13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they love it. They live for this shit. They're like, "You took our kingdom! Where is it?" Literally. That's what the gnats going. "I swear to God it was over here, Jimmy." And they're just, they're trying to find the shit. That's literally what's happening. Like, "It was right there." That's what's going on.

• 13:16Peyton Hardin?

  So, we, we're immediately in panic mode because this smells horrible. And it's on the carpet. And the carpet has been through enough. I put this carpet through hell.

• 13:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You have, you, you had, there's more of your bodily fluids on that previous carpet. They could find you if they wanted to. They could have, they'd have your hair, they'd have your spit, maybe a fragment of your tooth, probably some of your skin, and everything else on that carpet.

• 13:39Peyton Hardin?

  And so, the carpet's been through so much, but this, this was something that carpet has never experienced.

• 13:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Never seen. No defense could stop this.

• 13:45Peyton Hardin?

  In the three years of that carpet surviving here. So, we're immediately like, "Okay, we gotta get this out." Because now, I'm not even too worried about the, the lack of cleanliness that's going on here. I'm worried about eviction, right? This is a corporate building. There is like, high-level lawyers that work here. And like, we don't belong. They already don't like us.

• 14:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally.

• 14:04Peyton Hardin?

  We have Mike Ross in this building and we smell like shit. We are fumigating a whole floor of this corporate building. And so, we go into panic mode and I start to become dictator Peyton. I'm like, "Y'all two, get the, get the watermelon up." And so, they're trying to pick up this watermelon. CJ gets a trash bag and he wraps his hands in the trash bag to try to pick up this watermelon. And it literally just like, evaporates in his hand. Like, it just melts. And now the smell is everywhere.

• 14:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm starting to itch.

• 14:34Peyton Hardin?

  It, and there's like a white fuzz coming out of it. It was a little furry, a little furry little...

• 14:40Peyton Hardin?

  It was like...

• 14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  The watermelon had hair?

• 14:42Peyton Hardin?

  It looked like...

• 14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That little patch? That li- that little island right there?

• 14:49Peyton Hardin?

  You like that?

• 14:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't. I do.

• 14:50Peyton Hardin?

  That little landing strip on the watermelon. And so, long story short, it looked like, like I was, my initial thought was we're just gonna take the watermelon out and clean the carpet.

• 15:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah.

• 15:03Peyton Hardin?

  Couldn't do that.

• 15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 15:04Peyton Hardin?

  Be- it was ins- it was a part of the carpet now.

• 15:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 15:07Peyton Hardin?

  So, Pierce and CJ roll up the carpet and it looks like they're carrying a dead [__] body.

• 15:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Walking down the hall?

• 15:17Peyton Hardin?

  And so we had to like make an escape plan out of here because they already don't like us in this building and if we're carrying a like molded, like, uh, carpet out of here, cops are coming.

• 15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 15:26Peyton Hardin?

  We, we figured it out and now we have no carpet. We actually found this one, but...

• 15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. This is like standard carpet.

• 15:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so-

• 15:32Cameron Kennedy?

  The other one was a little thicker, had some nice bounce to it. This is that shit they gave you like level one.

• 15:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, level one building carpet.

• 15:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so that's where we're at now. It's an update from last week.

• 15:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. Oh, you forgot a [__] uh, beautiful part.

• 15:43Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 15:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I was hands and knees scrubbing the damn crime scene.

• 15:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, we had to go to a-

• 15:48Cameron Kennedy?

  We drove, oh, well you were like a little hunched over, giving it a little weak ass little scrub. I said, "Hand me that." I started getting it out. We drove to Tom Thumb.

• 15:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:57Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, okay, you can tell, you can tell we work with some young people.

• 16:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 16:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay? You were more on the side of, "Let's get a lot because it can stay in the studio." It was like a, it was preserving.

• 16:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 16:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Those two bastards, "Hey, I think we, what about those gloves? We need a box of 80 gloves."

• 16:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, buy that empty bottle. We're gonna make our own concoction, spray it around. We need Febreeze, we need Lysol. This [__] said Pine-Sol. We have concrete floors. You're talking about a wood cleaner. Like, you can tell they never clean shit.

• 16:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, never. Never.

• 16:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And K-Rob comes up, moves him, goes, "Listen, [__] get a brush, get that spray and let's get out of here." And I was like, "That," and then he goes, "And that comet, that'll do good." And we came back, sprayed, he was like, "Put the-" The, okay, this too. K-Rob literally says, "Pierce, you're gonna wanna spray that." He starts scrubbing, he goes, "I told you to wait, you're gonna want the comet." He goes, "Oh, no, no." Pierce is like, "Uh, this really isn't working." I finally open the comet, do it over, and Pierce is like, "Oh, this is-" Nice.

• 16:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:54Cameron Kennedy?

  They're all just in there, what the? Like, they, bro, you can tell, all they've done is vacuum at max.

• 17:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, it was genuinely bad. So now, if we're a little loopy, a little, uh, more strange than normal, it's because there's so many fumes that are inside of our clothes now.

• 17:08Cameron Kennedy?

  If I'm like hallucinating throughout the episode, know it's from the dead watermelon and the nat guys, alright? Had some, just say that, cuz I'm gonna be seeing some shit.

• 17:16Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that was an update, but I need update on your week. How was your week, bubba? How was your last week of 2024?

• 17:21Cameron Kennedy?

  My last week of 2024 was very, very fun. Lives, family, both sides. Well, her mom's side was just her mom. But she came down, spent a couple days, she left, then her whole dad's side came down, invaded Casa de Kennedy. It was fun, we stayed up, you came over one night.

• 17:35Peyton Hardin?

  My girlfriend was there.

• 17:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Tons of la-

• 17:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, she doesn't like me. Yeah, no.

• 17:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, she doesn't.

• 17:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's what confirmed that week.

• 17:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you tried to hug and she, she 100% denied said hug.

• 17:51Peyton Hardin?

  And then her father said, "Don't do that." He said, "You're gonna have to ask me to hug you, big dog."

• 17:57Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, but then she laughed, she laughed, showed, showed a nice pearly white.

• 18:01Peyton Hardin?

  She has beautiful teeth.

• 18:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it might, uh, that, it, the jury might still be out on that one. I don't know, you're thinking case closed. I'm thinking, I'm thinking case reopens, new year.

• 18:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Get a new lawyer.

• 18:09Peyton Hardin?

  She, yeah.

• 18:12Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's getting cut. No, it's not even on Patreon, that's getting cut.

• 18:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm trying to play on, then dance on the line, that's just too much.

• 18:18Peyton Hardin?

  That was over, yeah.

• 18:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That's over, okay. But yeah, fun week, it was fantastic, uh, missed my boyfriend, missed my, uh, my other two boyf- other three bo- boyfriends.

• 18:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, but it was fun, it was overall fun, it was good, good vibes, spending time with family, and now we're back to it. Yeah, you hate it, you hate it.

• 18:35Peyton Hardin?

  At first, I was very excited cuz you got to it really quick, and I was really gonna tell everybody to do a standing ovation, but then you kept going, and I was like- Well, when I go home, that's when I have the most realizations about myself. Like, I'm like,

• 18:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:50Peyton Hardin?

  I can't, because it's my hometown people. Like, it's not like Peyton. It's like Peyton. You know what I mean? And that's when I really start to overanalyze myself. And it's kind of parlays with the Christmas gifts I was talking about. But just my daily life, I think I might have a problem.

• 19:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you do. There's no thinking.

• 19:09Peyton Hardin?

  Well, matter of fact, which problem?

• 19:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, well.

• 19:12Peyton Hardin?

  You have a list.

• 19:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, no, you do.

• 19:15Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, I'm, no, I do, because I went to Starbucks, like, that was right by my hometown house, and I swear to God, I genuinely ordered an espresso martini from the Starbucks. I, because I wasn't thinking, bro.

• 19:32Peyton Hardin?

  And I said espresso martini, and then, like, I had to cut myself off.

• 19:35Cameron Kennedy?

  She was probably like, sir, what the? She was like, are you okay? And, oh, my God, it always, if she saw you, too.

• 19:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:43Cameron Kennedy?

  If it was one of the ones that had the camera into the car at the order, you're probably sitting there, hair crazy, one eye, you're like, I'm getting espresso martini. You got a hat on, let, let your crock, your Hulk feet be by the wheel. She's like, we need to help this guy. She's like, call the police.

• 19:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, yeah, I genuinely, and everybody was like, I didn't know what to get you for Christmas, and everybody's giving me bottles. And I said, I said, what, what have I become?

• 20:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, or this is, like, the kid version would be like, your favorite drink and like, V bucks to Fortnite. Your family's like, here's a bottle of Hennessy and a hundred dollars to DraftKings. Now, why did I say Hennessy? Now, why did I say?

• 20:19Peyton Hardin?

  You started crowing, and I was like, okay, the Hennessy is crazy.

• 20:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but you like Hennessy. Your whole family likes Hennessy. No, no, your father, your father looks like me. We're not doing this. We're leaving all the allegations in 2024.

• 20:33Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, somebody clipped the part where I was addressing the allegations, and, and then the top search on TikTok was like, Cam saying the word.

• 20:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, that's never happened, never happened. Leave, don't you do that stupid little smirk. Don't you do that face. Never said that, ever. I was speaking fast, and if you, if you did some producer shit, then maybe it, maybe.

• 20:53Peyton Hardin?

  Another thing I realized is, I don't think I'm aging well. Like, it might parlay with alcohol and the, you know.

• 21:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you saying like you look like bad?

• 21:05Peyton Hardin?

  I look like old. Like I've, I've asked people how old I look. Cause like so many people are like, oh, I haven't seen you in so long. And I was like, yeah. And then they'd be like, how old are you now? And I'd be like, guess. Thirty-five.

• 21:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone guessed thirty-five?

• 21:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, not somebody. Everybody. Everybody's thirty-two to thirty-four. Or, oh.

• 21:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, his, his brain's going to, his brain's going to.

• 21:31Peyton Hardin?

  He'll be like thirty-two to thirty-five.

• 21:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Thirty-two to thirty-five?

• 21:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, bro.

• 21:35Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, you don't look thirty-five. You look tired, but you don't look, you don't look thirty-five. You look fucking tired though. You look like, you need a nap. Like you need a big nap, wake up, eat, then go to sleep.

• 21:45Peyton Hardin?

  And you look like you gotta walk around with a clear backpack, so.

• 21:49Peyton Hardin?

  So. Wanna play that game?

• 21:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Clear, what are you trying to say? What's in my backpack?

• 21:57Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 21:57Cameron Kennedy?

  We could get, what would be in my backpack? And I'll tell you what'd be in yours.

• 22:00Peyton Hardin?

  Tell me what's in mine.

• 22:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You tell me first.

• 22:02Peyton Hardin?

  I can't.

• 22:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay. Okay.

• 22:04Peyton Hardin?

  You wanna hear what's in yours?

• 22:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. No, no, I can't. I'm not beating the allegations if I went through with that.

• 22:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, but okay, genuinely, if you didn't know me, and you just looked at me, say, okay, first time meeting, right? Genuine, genuine. First time meeting, me and you. I'm walking down the street and you're like, damn, that's a sexy light-skinned guy.

• 22:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Never say that.

• 22:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. You're like, that guy needs a haircut.

• 22:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd go, his socks look old and he's wearing Hulk feet. Who the hell is this guy? And I'd walk right past you. And then I'd turn around, you'd be like,

• 22:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd go, yeah, that kid's a creep. And then I'd go about my day.

• 22:36Peyton Hardin?

  We, we bump into each other. Oh, oof, ooh, oh, sorry, bro.

• 22:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's all good.

• 22:40Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry, bro. How old do I look?

• 22:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I'm, I literally go.

• 22:45Cameron Kennedy?

  If you opened with, I'm sorry about that. How old you think I am? I'd be like, where's your parent? Immediately, who's watching you? You're not a regular person.

• 22:53Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but.

• 22:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Make it more, make it more reasonable.

• 22:56Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how conversations start.

• 22:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So try.

• 22:57Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, twenty-five, you still need practice. Here we go.

• 22:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go. Oh, my fault, bro. My fault, bro.

• 23:03Peyton Hardin?

  Ours, both of us. Excuse me.

• 23:07Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Yeah? Are you, are you, are you choking? Do you need, holy shit, he needs resuscitation.

• 23:15Peyton Hardin?

  Don't touch me.

• 23:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not trying to fight you, I'm trying to save you. Wait, you're allergic?

• 23:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, to what?

• 23:23Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 23:24Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you doing?

• 23:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'm Peyton Mann.

• 23:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 23:27Peyton Hardin?

  I'm Peyton Mann.

• 23:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You, your name's Peyton Mann?

• 23:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, like man.

• 23:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, uh, I go, I go, uh, uh, name's Cam, bro.

• 23:37Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, bro.

• 23:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam.

• 23:39Peyton Hardin?

  Nice to meet you, man.

• 23:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, have a good day, bro.

• 23:41Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, we, uh, when did you graduate high school?

• 23:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, bro, you need something? You need some? What do you, what do you mean?

• 23:50Peyton Hardin?

  Like, we look the same.

• 23:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we don't. No, we don't. No, we don't at all. We look nothing alike.

• 23:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, we're both tall.

• 23:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's cool. Do you use the hoop?

• 24:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, where at?

• 24:02Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, like, college or what?

• 24:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, so you went to college?

• 24:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Where'd you go to college?

• 24:06Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, Seminole State College.

• 24:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit, I went too. Oh, really? How old are you?

• 24:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm 26. Oh, how, how old are you?

• 24:15Peyton Hardin?

  Guess.

• 24:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You want me to guess?

• 24:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, you, this is our first time meeting, right?

• 24:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, yeah, why would you, why are you narrating? Yeah, this is. So you want, you want me to guess your age? You want a grown man to guess your age? This is a fucking riddle? This is a game? Do I get a prize? Guess, okay, you're, I'll go with 30.

• 24:35Peyton Hardin?

  Really? I look 30?

• 24:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, how old are you?

• 24:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm asking you now, I look 30?

• 24:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, 30. You look 31 now. You look, you're growing right in front of me. You are aging. 30, how old are you?

• 24:49Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, 25.

• 24:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're 25, you're younger than me? You're younger than me? Yeah. You party a lot, don't you? Well, you, you, you stay, you got late nights, huh? Damn, boy. You studied hard, didn't you?

• 25:03Peyton Hardin?

  That's so mean.

• 25:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't go to class, did you? I got you pegged as a skipper.

• 25:07Peyton Hardin?

  Don't peg me.

• 25:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, and that's when I go, alright, dawg. Hey, hey, hey, be safe, bro. You need to be safe.

• 25:15Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 25:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I would literally turn around and go, dear heavenly father, please protect that man from himself and all other external beasts.

• 25:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you know what's funny? Cam's talking all this shit about me. But I logged on to his computer whenever I was at his house when your family was there. He was looking at like a P Diddy GoFundMe.

• 25:32Cameron Kennedy?

  A P Diddy Go... A P Diddy GoFundMe. Are you out of your mind? A P Diddy GoFundMe? Like, I'm gonna give my measly money to the evil man of the world that has enough money for any...

• 25:50Peyton Hardin?

  And then, well, it was like, help, help a brother out? Help a brother out? I said, this will help me beat allegations. And then, and then, oh, no, I was gonna go through.

• 25:59Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 25:59Peyton Hardin?

  I was gonna say, on your speaker, there's R. Kelly going.

• 26:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Okay, what do I, am I running a ring? What am I doing? What am I doing here? A P Diddy GoFundMe bumping R. Kelly with a Mike Vick jersey on?

• 26:17Speaker 04

  The You Should Know Podcast.

• 26:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I was talking with Ivy. You know, she was here.

• 26:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, little Ivy.

• 26:24Cameron Kennedy?

  She's five, she's adorable and amazing, and I quickly realized something, and I'd never thought about it as an adult.

• 26:29Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 26:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you have any un, literally unbelievable lies that we believed as children?

• 26:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 26:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I wrote some down, and I am fu, I am mad at myself for believing.

• 26:41Peyton Hardin?

  Tell me yours.

• 26:41Cameron Kennedy?

  The few that I like thoroughly believed in. If you swallowed gum, it stayed in your gut for seven years.

• 26:48Peyton Hardin?

  Didn't know that's not true.

• 26:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I was terrified. I was terrified to swallow gum.

• 26:52Peyton Hardin?

  I still, until you just said that, I genuinely didn't know that was a fake statement.

• 26:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you, okay, now, what you're saying, though. You're saying one of two things, and they're both gonna make me mad. You either still believe that, that gum sits in your gut for seven years?

• 27:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Or you swallow your gum.

• 27:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, both, a little bit of both. Most of both. I believe both.

• 27:15Cameron Kennedy?

  So you, so if you believe both with a fully developed mind.

• 27:19Peyton Hardin?

  Is it though?

• 27:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yours isn't. You choose to swallow gum.

• 27:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 27:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Hoping it stays in you for seven years.

• 27:26Peyton Hardin?

  It's worse to spit gum out on sidewalks. You don't want birds to eat it.

• 27:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay. Were you the bird whisperer? Since when do you care about mocking birds and crows?

• 27:36Peyton Hardin?

  My mom becomes friends with the birds outside of her work window.

• 27:39Cameron Kennedy?

  We need to hire a P I. for your mom. She's looking at birds. She's touching grass with her feet. She's looking at lights and she loves rubbing balloons.

• 27:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's because I've always lived in like a, like.

• 27:49Cameron Kennedy?

  We need a P I.

• 27:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's because I've always lived in a city, like a city, urban area, right?

• 27:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 27:53Peyton Hardin?

  And so people walk their dogs. Sugar-free gum is one of the most deadly things for.

• 27:58Cameron Kennedy?

  What? We were speaking about birds and now you're on canines. You're tired, bro. I'm telling you, you need a nap. Okay, the age thing is one. You need to sleep.

• 28:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no. Sugar-free gum is one of the worst things for dogs. It's so deadly for them.

• 28:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Who the, who, when are we talking about sugar-free gum? Why does the gum matter? It's just gum.

• 28:15Peyton Hardin?

  I'm 25. I'm not eating sugar gum.

• 28:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Sugar to gum is where you draw the line? Sugar to gum. You'll order five Crown and Coke doubles in an hour. And you will, you'll say, oh, extra? Oh, no, no, no. I need that sugar-free orbit. I can't do that. You know what that does to your young body? You need to be good. Sugar to gum is your. Die on the hill.

• 28:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not because I'm like a health thing. The flavor goes too fast on sugar gum. Sugar-free gum, it lasts longer, but it's bad for dogs. Because I remember one time Malcolm's breath stunk and I was like, bro, gum, dad said, please don't. Dead dog. So that's when I learned, don't, I didn't give my dog the gum.

• 28:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, you did.

• 28:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no.

• 28:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You gave him the stick.

• 28:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, I offered. My dad quickly removed my hand and told me the effects. No, so I don't.

• 28:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Malcolm went.

• 29:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. He said.

• 29:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're like, no, buddy, your breath's really bad. And he was like. There's a little pause. He went.

• 29:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, so I don't spit gum out on the street. So, I think the most appropriate thing is to swallow it.

• 29:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, there's, dude.

• 29:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's, I'm being thoughtful.

• 29:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You're being dumb as hell.

• 29:24Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 29:24Cameron Kennedy?

  This is not, why, it's gum. You're not supposed to eat it.

• 29:29Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no.

• 29:30Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no nutrition. You don't need to swallow it.

• 29:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, I underst-

• 29:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And you just said you believe it's in your body for seven years.

• 29:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, every time I do it, I'm like, "Seven years down." Every time, I'm like, I'm like, "That's like, that's like 21 years."

• 29:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "We'll get that at 32." You're trying, you're trying to pack it away, you're like, "God damn, okay." It right there, it'd be there, it's gonna be a hell of a birthday in my 30s.

• 29:52Peyton Hardin?

  You, you, dude.

• 29:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 29:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I genuinely believe both of them, but continue with your lies, cuz I didn't know that.

• 29:58Cameron Kennedy?

  With my lies, I didn't make them, I just believed them.

• 30:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 30:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Another thing, I definitely, I was definitely one of the idiots. Chocolate milk came from brown cows. Now, that might be early onset, but I didn't realize it, I didn't realize it at the time. At the time, I said, "Well, milk is white, and all the cows I see are black and white, so how'd they get the brown one?" They probably got brown cows.

• 30:19Peyton Hardin?

  Brown, brown cows don't exist, right?

• 30:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't believe so, I believe if they do, the little reddish, tend to call it heifer.

• 30:26Peyton Hardin?

  That's what my dad calls my mom.

• 30:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know. What, is that a heifer?

• 30:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, heifer's a female cow, that, it's a, it's a female cow.

• 30:36Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a big nipples, or is it just a regular?

• 30:38Peyton Hardin?

  It just, it ju, it just matters about the menorah.

• 30:42Cameron Kennedy?

  What? The menorah? What the hell is the menorah?

• 30:47Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I call-

• 30:50Cameron Kennedy?

  A menorah? A menorah?

• 30:52Peyton Hardin?

  Well, yeah. I, I don't know why, I think one time in health class, they said something that reminded me of menorah.

• 30:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You said "menorah," you said, "I love that menorah."

• 31:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, yeah, no, no brown cows exist, I knew that.

• 31:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, what's one that you, what's, matter of fact, hold on, I got one more, I got one more.

• 31:07Peyton Hardin?

  That my dad would come back?

• 31:08Cameron Kennedy?

  This was the- Now, your dad's a good man.

• 31:11Peyton Hardin?

  He's a great man.

• 31:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Your dad's been, he's been there, he's been there for a minute.

• 31:14Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 31:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, this one, this is a little controversial, it kinda fits perfect with this one.

• 31:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God.

• 31:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I believed, if you-

• 31:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Swallowed watermelon seeds. A watermelon would sprout inside your body and you would internally combust.

• 31:29Peyton Hardin?

  That's dumb. Why would you ever believe that?

• 31:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's stupidity.

• 31:31Peyton Hardin?

  What age did you realize?

• 31:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no, to hell with you. What are some that you believed in calling me dumb? You were probably like, if you do this, then you'll grow up and be him. And like, no, you're changing to Zac Efron, you little creep.

• 31:43Peyton Hardin?

  But no, I would never believe stuff like that. I was always not gullible. You know, a sheep shepherd thing. I've always been that way.

• 31:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You've not, there's no way.

• 31:50Peyton Hardin?

  Always.

• 31:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You had a bedazzled belt. You had a bedazzled belt.

• 31:53Peyton Hardin?

  The things I believed were-

• 31:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You wore Supras. You're not Tony Hawk.

• 31:58Peyton Hardin?

  The thing I believed was I had too much belief in myself. Like, like I believed if I jumped from this high distance, I would fly. Like, that's what I believed.

• 32:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you'd start taking off.

• 32:11Peyton Hardin?

  Like Lazy Town would be playing, I would play R. Kelly, I Believe I Can Fly, and I would put on my football pads and stand on top of my stairs and be like, and I would really be like, I can do it. I never did it, but that thought was there.

• 32:22Cameron Kennedy?

  So you didn't have enough self-belief?

• 32:24Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 32:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You had a lot, but not enough. You never took that jump.

• 32:27Peyton Hardin?

  I had that block in my brain that shied me away from psychopath. Like, I'm so glad that little block was there.

• 32:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I think there was a crack in the block. I think a little bit of psycho crept through.

• 32:37Peyton Hardin?

  A little bit of light shined through that crack.

• 32:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're psycho. That's the only, so you just believed that you, so you believed you weren't human. You believed you could do non-human things.

• 32:45Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I didn't understand the anatomy of the human body yet. I just believed in myself. And I could sing out to my crush. I think I've talked about this. I would sing out to my crush in my living room on summer vacation when my parents were at work, because I missed her. And so I would sing like, um, High School Musical songs loud, and I would hope she could hear it from her. She was like six houses down.

• 33:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You're fucking kidding me.

• 33:09Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to God. That's not a joke at all. Like, no pod. That's a factual statement.

• 33:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You got, you got the soup cans with a long yarn. You threw it in her bedroom. You're like, hey, Sarah. Hey.

• 33:20Peyton Hardin?

  Rough name.

• 33:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Rough name.

• 33:25Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 33:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't mean to.

• 33:27Peyton Hardin?

  That's one thing I still.

• 33:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, no.

• 33:30Peyton Hardin?

  I was gonna bring this up weeks ago, but I was so embarrassed. Okay, and CJ, I'm sorry.

• 33:36Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way.

• 33:38Peyton Hardin?

  CJ's had a love interest recently.

• 33:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh huh.

• 33:42Peyton Hardin?

  And.

• 33:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no.

• 33:43Peyton Hardin?

  She came over one time.

• 33:45Cameron Kennedy?

  He's stimming out?

• 33:46Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to God, this is true.

• 33:50Peyton Hardin?

  And so my, so like his bad.

• 33:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you creep.

• 33:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you creep.

• 33:55Peyton Hardin?

  And so I've always wanted to test if the cup on the, on the wall method would work.

• 34:04Peyton Hardin?

  So I got a crown glass.

• 34:08Peyton Hardin?

  Like one of those like little cylindrical ones.

• 34:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, those glasses.

• 34:12Peyton Hardin?

  And it just sounded like the ocean. I couldn't hear anything. So you're safe. I don't know what you talked about. Yeah, I knew I heard something.

• 34:20Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, is there a cat scratch in my wall?

• 34:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, your ass, you're probably, you have no stability. You're probably like. Like the door, it's like.

• 34:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're like moving and shit. You go.

• 34:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not that. Like you're itch.

• 34:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, yeah, the itch.

• 34:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you don't bathe regularly.

• 34:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's a fact.

• 34:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You itch often.

• 34:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 34:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It wasn't, it wasn't movement. It wasn't pleasure. It was an itch.

• 34:41Peyton Hardin?

  Good.

• 34:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 34:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. No, but I genuinely did that. I was testing and I was lonely.

• 34:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so let's break that down.

• 34:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:47Cameron Kennedy?

  To hell with the lies from childhood. You tried to creep.

• 34:52Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm, on CJ.

• 34:53Cameron Kennedy?

  On CJ and his love interest.

• 34:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Well, cause I've never seen him hold a conversation with a woman for long. And so I was proud of him. And I wanted to see how it was going.

• 35:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, good job CJ.

• 35:04Peyton Hardin?

  If you want the update of that, we've been going through this whole love story on Patreon.

• 35:07Cameron Kennedy?

  We sure have.

• 35:08Peyton Hardin?

  But I, I was doing, and the slipping did happen.

• 35:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, she said, what?

• 35:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, no, no, bad response.

• 35:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, it just sounded like the ocean. What if you started give, what if, what if you started giving him tips through the door?

• 35:20Peyton Hardin?

  Like I could talk through the glass?

• 35:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 35:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's just a loud echo.

• 35:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, no, you turn around, you're like, no. You try to speak into the ether, you're like, CJ. And like, it creeps on you, he's like, he's like, you're like, you're like, ask her, when's the last time she's cried? And it goes, he's like, oh, when's the last time you cried? And you're like, yeah. Oh, my God. Bro, that would be, that would be hilarious.

• 35:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's the downfall of living. I've, I've creeped on you whenever we live together.

• 35:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, what are we talking about?

• 35:51Peyton Hardin?

  But you are so boring. I think he's playing COD again.

• 35:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I was playing Black Ops, eating bugles.

• 35:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:57Cameron Kennedy?

  But I tried to use my bathroom one time and I saw something I didn't want to see.

• 36:01Peyton Hardin?

  You saw a good morning.

• 36:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw a good morning to you.

• 36:03Peyton Hardin?

  You were like.

• 36:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You opened that door and I said, what the hell?

• 36:06Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, when'd you get a cane?

• 36:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, what are you doing?

• 36:15Peyton Hardin?

  One thing I don't believe now that they keep trying, and this is not to, and I'm sorry to all aerospace technicians and pilots.

• 36:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a lot of words.

• 36:23Peyton Hardin?

  I was, I'm very proud of myself, I got through that. One thing I don't believe, and I rebel heavily on.

• 36:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, say it.

• 36:30Peyton Hardin?

  On airplanes.

• 36:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Say it.

• 36:31Peyton Hardin?

  Airplane mode.

• 36:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Not where I thought you were going. You said aerospace, I thought you were saying something about.

• 36:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I'm done talking about space of 2025. No, I'm done.

• 36:40Cameron Kennedy?

  They're gonna get me if I keep going.

• 36:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I genuinely don't understand how putting my phone on airplane mode is gonna save this plane.

• 36:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, break it down, let me see, let me, let me see it. So, okay. What do you think airplane mode does?

• 36:54Peyton Hardin?

  Nothing. Like, it just, it doesn't allow me to syntax.

• 36:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You think, you think you're so important that they say, hey, we need to get off his phone so he can buckle up?

• 37:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying, it doesn't make sense. How can I watch Lone Survivor right now? They're cooking me a steak in the, in the front of this plane. Oh, shut up.

• 37:14Cameron Kennedy?

  They're cooking me a steak, I'm asking for thirds on the peanuts. Go, hey, can I get another diet ginger ale? You're out there at the T-bone, you bastard.

• 37:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm genuinely, it doesn't make sense to me. Like, you can play, you can watch live DirecTV, DishTV on this airplane, but me scrolling through TikTok's gonna take us down? Are you crazy?

• 37:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It might, it might, it might interfere with the connection.

• 37:37Peyton Hardin?

  Connection of what?

• 37:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Connection to what?

• 37:40Peyton Hardin?

  Do you need connection to Lyft?

• 37:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding. The plane.

• 37:44Peyton Hardin?

  What else does the plane do other than go up?

• 37:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they talk to the big ass tower, make sure they're good for the runways. They gotta have

• 37:50Peyton Hardin?

  Brother.

• 37:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Technology to be up in the sky.

• 37:53Peyton Hardin?

  Brothers. Brother, it's 2024. We just saw a robot outside deliver Uber Eats.

• 37:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 37:59Peyton Hardin?

  And my phone is gonna take this, this, this Boeing 737 down.

• 38:03Cameron Kennedy?

  There's, there's amazing hackers. They might have some shit in that phone. You never know.

• 38:07Peyton Hardin?

  Not my phone.

• 38:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not your phone. You just, you got some shit, but it's not hacking nothing. But I'm saying they wanna get rid of all interferences with their systems. So it's clear cut. There's no text. There's no extra things. There's, there's no weaker signal. It's them in the tower. They get us up. They get us going. They get us.

• 38:23Peyton Hardin?

  Now, if I'm putting all of us in danger, I apologize. But I've seen every stewardess that I've been on the flight, flight with, they're on FaceTime. Like, you know what I mean? They're not doing it. Why should I do? You don't get special rules.

• 38:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You just got 300 people fired. You just, you just lost 300 jobs, single-handedly.

• 38:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I mean, I just don't believe it. I don't believe in.

• 38:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'll take it one further. Airplanes, right?

• 38:45Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:46Cameron Kennedy?

  We're spinning on this space rock, right?

• 38:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 38:49Cameron Kennedy?

  In Earth?

• 38:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:50Cameron Kennedy?

  On Earth, rather. Do you think the airplane, shouldn't it get to its destination faster? Or slower if it's going against or with?

• 38:59Peyton Hardin?

  The wind.

• 39:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. What are you thinking?

• 39:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 39:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You think if it's going with the wind, it gets faster? If it's going against, it gets, it gets slower? Should it be the same? Is it the same?

• 39:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, wind is definitely a thing.

• 39:10Cameron Kennedy?

  So you think going with the wind?

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you go faster.

• 39:15Cameron Kennedy?

  So you mean to tell me, if the Earth is going this way, and the plane's going this way, aren't you not just chasing your destination?

• 39:23Peyton Hardin?

  We're going faster than the Earth.

• 39:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I understand that. But if it was going opposite, if the Earth's going this way?

• 39:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 39:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And we're going against it, we'd get there quicker?

• 39:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, if we're going against the Earth, it's gonna get slower with the gravitational pull.

• 39:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now you're, now you're talking bullshit. I'm saying, let's do simple physics. Let's take out the speeds. If you're going like this?

• 39:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 39:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And the plane's going with it, say your destination's here.

• 39:47Peyton Hardin?

  You're going with the rotation of Earth. Stop using your hand. Say it with words.

• 39:50Cameron Kennedy?

  With rotation of the Earth?

• 39:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 39:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That's slower. That would be slower.

• 39:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, if you're.

• 39:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Theoretically.

• 39:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, if you're going with the rotation of the Earth, you're going faster. Cause you're going with the wind.

• 40:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Wind in rotation don't exist. There's no wind in space.

• 40:06Peyton Hardin?

  Where does wind come from?

• 40:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful question. There's no wind in space. The earth is rotating regardless.

• 40:12Peyton Hardin?

  Hold on.

• 40:13Cameron Kennedy?

  The wind.

• 40:13Peyton Hardin?

  Hold on. I wanna continue this. Where the [__] does wind come from?

• 40:18Cameron Kennedy?

  The atmosphere.

• 40:18Peyton Hardin?

  That just bothered me.

• 40:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That is good. That's a little dark and scary.

• 40:22Peyton Hardin?

  Who's blowing all this dog? It's like, God's like... No, genuinely.

• 40:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That's actually a fantastic...

• 40:29Peyton Hardin?

  And how is there only wind some places?

• 40:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, no. Where does wind come from?

• 40:32Peyton Hardin?

  Do we have wind walls?

• 40:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Is wind like the all-knowing? Like, is wind...

• 40:35Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, wind. What is wind?

• 40:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You're cooking.

• 40:38Peyton Hardin?

  Wind is terrifying.

• 40:39Cameron Kennedy?

  What is wind? Why is it just there?

• 40:42Peyton Hardin?

  I've driven in Oklahoma before. You seen the big fans?

• 40:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true.

• 40:46Peyton Hardin?

  That's what it is. That's crates of wind.

• 40:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. That's... They're getting energy from that.

• 40:50Peyton Hardin?

  That's bullshit, by the way.

• 40:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. No, it's not. They're getting energy.

• 40:53Peyton Hardin?

  The wind energy?

• 40:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Wind turbines.

• 40:54Peyton Hardin?

  Wind turbines?

• 40:55Cameron Kennedy?

  The thing spins. It spins gears and mechanisms. That looked wild.

• 40:58Peyton Hardin?

  Cam.

• 40:58Cameron Kennedy?

  It spins gears and mechanisms and they, uh, they get energy.

• 41:01Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I've bought a five and below charger and it barely works. You think that little spinny shit is gonna power the earth?

• 41:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, that spinny shit is multi-million dollars. Your five and below charger was probably a recycled cord.

• 41:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's a big... It's just big metal.

• 41:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Big metal that does things with a lot of electronics and technology and...

• 41:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, there's not electricity in there.

• 41:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You think it's hollow?

• 41:22Peyton Hardin?

  That's the point, is to make it a greener earth.

• 41:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You... And how does that make it a greener earth if it's just a big ass Dyson out there? There's technology inside of it. They use thick ass metal to protect it, Nimrod.

• 41:33Peyton Hardin?

  Careful.

• 41:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You think, you think that shit is hollow. You think it's a big little... The thing we get on the 4th of July. And they just go... Stick it in the ground.

• 41:44Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's bullshit. I think there's some kinda laundering going. It's like a mattress firm situation. I don't know what that is, but how powerful could that be?

• 41:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Very pa... I feel like that would blow your clothes clean off if you stood in front of that. You'd be like, "Take me..."

• 41:57Peyton Hardin?

  And I've never seen one of them move fast at all.

• 42:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it's so big, it can't move fast. If it moves... If it moved fast, it'd get rid of the mountains in front of it. It'd be like...

• 42:06Peyton Hardin?

  Well then, how much... How much energy can it bring if it's...

• 42:09Cameron Kennedy?

  So do you believe in solar panels?

• 42:11Peyton Hardin?

  That's the ones on top of the houses.

• 42:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Not necessarily, but yes. The ones that you see, they have solar panel farms.

• 42:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but, so you don't get power at night?

• 42:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you get, it's a solar panel. You get it when the sun is on it. It heats up the pad, charges the pad, takes the juice down the cord and now you can plug up your iPhone.

• 42:30Peyton Hardin?

  So you're dark at night? Or we're charging.

• 42:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me ask you that. Is it dark at night? Is it changing because we have solar panel farms? This guy gets a [bleep] isolated view of the sun, everyone else is dark. He gets this beautiful beam of light. Just because he bought solar panels? Yes, it's [bleep] dark at night.

• 42:48Peyton Hardin?

  In the house.

• 42:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding.

• 42:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying in the house.

• 42:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay dude. You're, you're really getting...

• 42:54Peyton Hardin?

  So if, it's all the-

• 42:55Cameron Kennedy?

  The solar panels-

• 42:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's for energy for the house.

• 42:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. It's not your sole source of it though.

• 43:00Peyton Hardin?

  Then why you have it?

• 43:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you store it and then you can use it.

• 43:04Peyton Hardin?

  But your house is still powered through electricity.

• 43:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You son of a bitch. You mean to tell me, you think if someone has solar panels on their house?

• 43:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's a greenhouse.

• 43:10Cameron Kennedy?

  At ni- at- At nighttime, in the winter, they're freezing cold because the sun's not out.

• 43:18Peyton Hardin?

  The li- there's still sun in the winter.

• 43:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh man. Let me rewind maybe eight seconds. At nighttime! In the winter! They're cold?

• 43:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's my question.

• 43:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my-

• 43:31Peyton Hardin?

  Now we're on the same page, welcome here.

• 43:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 43:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'm genuinely not getting it, I never understood it. I thought it was just like some hippie dippy bullshit.

• 43:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Hippie? Hippie dippy?

• 43:40Peyton Hardin?

  Like we're better than you.

• 43:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Hippie dippy be like, yo.

• 43:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey son, what's up? No, they're like scientists.

• 43:46Peyton Hardin?

  That's who I believed was in it. Like the people that are just trying to prove something. We got too much money and we're trying to prove we're better than you, we care more. Like those same people that are like, no straw, I'm putting my lip on that glass. Those are solar panel people. Hey, I'm not gonna lie, you give- Give me a goddamn straw at the restaurant.

• 44:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Every single time.

• 44:03Peyton Hardin?

  Don't you say, "Oh, the turtles are trying to be greener." I love the turtles. I had one. Both of them got murdered. I care about the turtles. I want a straw.

• 44:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I want a straw. I will not. You're sick, man.

• 44:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, paper straws can burn in hell.

• 44:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Paper, pa- paper, paper thaws deserve hell.

• 44:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 44:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Paper straws suck.

• 44:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, and I know people are probably gonna clip that and make me feel dumb, but one of the first things that people have turned against me on in the internet, on the internet, is for the Fruit Loop thing. Probably one of our biggest things, right?

• 44:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 44:33Peyton Hardin?

  The Fruit Loop flavor thing. Everybody calls me stupid. It's been like over a year since that's happened. I saw people coming up to me every day being like, "Oh, do you really not believe Froot Loops are, are the same flavor?"

• 44:47Peyton Hardin?

  I was just scrolling through the good old TikTok, right?

• 44:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm. Very reliable source.

• 44:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's really liable whenever, reliable.

• 44:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 44:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's really reliable when Froot Loops themselves posted a video. It's from the official Froot Loops account, verified and everything. And they go through each one of the colors and they have flavors on them. So, round of applause for Peyton and say, "Sorry daddy, you were right."

• 45:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope!

• 45:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 45:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me see that.

• 45:22Peyton Hardin?

  Purple.

• 45:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope!

• 45:24Peyton Hardin?

  Let me see it.

• 45:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me read it first.

• 45:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, cuz you're hiding something.

• 45:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not.

• 45:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, then let me see it. Froot Loops.

• 45:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you know.

• 45:30Peyton Hardin?

  Hold on, let me read it. Froot Loops official verified account. Purple, lavender. Blue.

• 45:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Dessert, blood bell?

• 45:38Peyton Hardin?

  I thought that said dessert. Dessert, blood bell. Orange, marig- merry gold. Green, pennelelope, hydroglonga.

• 45:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You got him.

• 45:48Peyton Hardin?

  And then red, ru- rose. Yellow, lemon. See? Froot Loops.

• 45:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, let me see the post.

• 45:56Peyton Hardin?

  Purple.

• 45:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so this, this clearly says on the first page, Garden Party Edition Loopy. Does that sound like a real box? Sure doesn't. So then it says Froot Loops, but make them fancy. So we're gonna do a little fun trend. This isn't the product we're selling.

• 46:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're just making the name different.

• 46:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Which flavor are you wishing? Let's break down that. Wishing you could try.

• 46:31Peyton Hardin?

  Which flavor?

• 46:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause it doesn't exist. Which one do you wish was real? Which one do you wish you could try?

• 46:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're just saying they're renaming it. That's what they're saying. They're renaming the flavors. I talked to Froot Loops.

• 46:42Cameron Kennedy?

  So Garden Party Edition, and let's revisit lavender flower, a bluebell flower, a marigold flower, a pina penelope hydrogena flower, I think, and a rose. So you just tried to get the world back on your side, but they're all in daddy's backyard. You're not winning shit. I knew I could sniff bullshit from a mile away. Oh, okay. Honestly, now, round of applause for me for being detective and breaking that shit down.

• 47:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Honestly, that has to hurt, and I hope you don't, I hope you don't feel bad about that, but you lied. And I don't like lying.

• 47:23Peyton Hardin?

  I've talked to Froot Loops before, they've DM'd me.

• 47:25Cameron Kennedy?

  They have?

• 47:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I said, am I right? And they said, yes, sir.

• 47:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they said, yes, sir?

• 47:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 47:29Cameron Kennedy?

  They showed you that much respect?

• 47:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 47:31Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, "I did recant the sergeant's son." They said that?

• 47:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, they did not.

• 47:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 47:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, they did not.

• 47:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 47:38Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 47:43Peyton Hardin?

  I've been thinking about my death, right? I've been thinking about it, right? And you know, I have a lot of ideas for my death. Not, okay, whoa, no, no, no.

• 47:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 47:58Peyton Hardin?

  Not like that, I am okay.

• 48:01Peyton Hardin?

  I've had a lot of ideas for my funeral, right? I want to be taxidermied. I want merch, like I want a marching band, I want everything. But then, I was scrolling on Netflix, and I saw a show called, Is It Cake or Not? Oh, my.

• 48:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. So. Oh. I want like six different me's lined up. One of them's actually.

• 48:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I think, I think you could go to jail for even, for even muttering that.

• 48:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, wouldn't that be cool?

• 48:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Wouldn't that be cool? Someone bites into your thigh and they go, they go.

• 48:47Cameron Kennedy?

  They're just tasting the embalming.

• 48:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, okay, I, I was, that was a joke saying I want the real me lined up, but I deadass want a cake version of me and y'all can eat me.

• 48:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding me.

• 48:56Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 48:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Your final wish is for all of us to eat you.

• 48:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, the cake me, eat my cake.

• 49:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I know, your final, your final, your final wish is for someone to take a pie cutter and scoop out a bite of that ass and eat you in all black at your deathbed.

• 49:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, wouldn't that be so cool, like a cake ver- people do that for their birthdays.

• 49:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you, you're, you're.

• 49:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, no!

• 49:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're, you're guardian.

• 49:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, just my face.

• 49:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, your, your guardian angels are tired. They are tired. They are overworked, bro. Your angels are, they are, they need an app.

• 49:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, you're making it weird and dark. I'm not, I'm excited. Not that, no, no, no.

• 49:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm making it. Get this, brother.

• 49:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I'm making, everybody slow down. I'm making it exciting, right? Cause I don't want my, my funeral to be sad. I don't want it to be sad.

• 49:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 49:43Peyton Hardin?

  I want everybody to have a fun time, like party, open bar, like everybody goes crazy.

• 49:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But you want someone to eat that ass cake.

• 49:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, just my face cake.

• 49:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Just that face cake, no ass cake?

• 49:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, and then like, no, I just want, I want my face, right? On, like, I want red velvet. And then it looks like me, like get one of the Netflix people and they'll get, eat me up.

• 50:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, y'all are making it weird.

• 50:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Could you imagine at his funeral? Could you imagine in the background of that Julio, at the Julio and we're just eating his face? He's just sitting there like this?

• 50:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Could you imagine? Stop dancing, you're dead. You're supposed to be dead. Well technically, I wouldn't be like this. I'll be stuffed and I'll be like this. Hey, okay dude. It's like, and we can have a step and repeat. It's like a meet and greet. We could sell tickets, y'all could come.

• 50:32Cameron Kennedy?

  The only thing. What? The only thing that would make this better. Yeah. Yet it would tarnish your name and reputation for the remainder of history. Hmm. Is if at this funeral, there's this. There's tickets. Yeah. Sign, merch for you. Yeah. And all of a sudden, the weekend comes on, right? Beautiful song, maybe some lights. All the lights cut off, we got some neon lasers. God bless. And everyone's sitting there dancing, right? For whatever reason, I'm just looking at that casket.

• 51:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Just staring at him like, damn, he's really gone. He wants to be happy, but I'm sad. And all of a sudden, you just go.

• 51:10Cameron Kennedy?

  And you just take a whopping peek? If you went like this.

• 51:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And went back down, I would never forgive you for the remainder of our lives. If you had a damn, if you were that weird and that down bad, you threw a funeral party and then you bust out and you're like.

• 51:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That would be the best prank. And then you go, I'm here, I'm still alive. Everyone's like, oh my god. Everyone starts crying. That would be the best prank ever. You'd be mad if I pranked you at a funeral? I'd beat your ass. Why? I would absolutely devour you. Good morning. Good morning. But what would be wrong with that? That'd be such a good, if I was filming it, at least put it on Patreon. Dude, I would have shed a gallon of tears over your death. For you to pop, you'd drop him and go, gotcha. I'd probably throw up on spot. I'd just be like, and throw up right on you. Yo, what the, man, these are my whole clocks. And I'd go, I'd just slap you. Could you imagine your mom? No, she would be in on it. I wouldn't do that to her. I was about to say, you'd be lucky, you bitch. Oh, she would, no, there'd be no more Peyton.

• 52:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that would actually be my funeral. She'd actually kill you. Yeah. She'd go, oh no, hell no, I was already in that headspace, come here. And she'd be just. No, that'd be a great prank. Your dad would be like, you stupid motherf-

• 52:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be a great prank. Y'all wouldn't be happy about that? That's sick! No!

• 52:34Peyton Hardin?

  But it's for the content.

• 52:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No! That is not... That is never acceptable.

• 52:39Peyton Hardin?

  I spent thousands on these cameras.

• 52:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's what his ass would say. He'd be like, "Hey, don't stop the party now! We got it rolling! I got these guys for another hour!" No! You sick bastard.

• 52:49Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I'm here for fun, though. Everything should be fun. Why do y'all take things so serious?

• 52:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no. It's fantastic. That was hilarious until if you said, "Wouldn't that be a good prank?" No. That'd be terrifying. You're... Speaking of death, my mom came up to me the other day... Now, that sounds weird. My mom came up to me the other day and she goes, "You need to watch your dad." I said, "What?" I said, "What?"

• 53:09Peyton Hardin?

  Is Mike okay?

• 53:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That's my first. And I said, "What do you mean, 'watch him'?" She goes, "If anything happens to me." I said, "What?"

• 53:16Peyton Hardin?

  What is happening?

• 53:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Mom, what are you talking about?" And she goes, "I think your dad might be trying to put out a hit on me." I said, "All right." I said, "Lisa, first you need to sit down, and you need to tell me what's going on." She goes... She literally looks at me. She goes, "Thirty years." I said, "What? What do you mean, thirty years?" I go, "What about it? Is dad trying to kill... What's going on?" She goes, "Thirty years I've done this family's finances. And all of a sudden, he wants to know how to do it."

• 53:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 53:43Cameron Kennedy?

  He says, "You need to teach me everything. You need to teach it to me fast. Where's your book of passwords?" And she goes, "If something goes south, you better question your father."

• 53:52Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what?

• 53:54Cameron Kennedy?

  And I turn around and look at my dad, and he's on his phone, looking stuff up, and he goes like this.

• 54:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And I said, "No." I said, "No, no, no, no." "All right, you need to go over here, too."

• 54:04Peyton Hardin?

  Wait!

• 54:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, obviously, he said, "Yeah, right." Joke or whatever, but my mom was like, "Oh, no, yeah, I'm kidding, whatever." They walk out of the room. She turns around and she goes, "You need to watch him." And I was like, "What is going on?" She thinks my dad might be putting a hit out on her.

• 54:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, that is like, step-by-step Snapped right there. Like, I've watched enough Snapped in my life.

• 54:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's Snapped!

• 54:25Peyton Hardin?

  You've never watched Snapped?

• 54:26Cameron Kennedy?

  The hell's Snapped?

• 54:27Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a relationship... Like, it's like one of those murder shows? Like, those murder investigation mystery shows?

• 54:31Cameron Kennedy?

  What channel was it on?

• 54:32Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, like, uh, the Lifetime.

• 54:34Cameron Kennedy?

  BET? No. No, because I didn't know if it was... I didn't know, I didn't know...

• 54:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was majority of your people.

• 54:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I didn't know if it was reality or... Okay, there we go. My people. The Lifetime, for sure.

• 54:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 54:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, the guy's dead. Yeah, no, the guy's the worst. And but it would be like the the wife would take out the insurance money or like do something like that and then immediately put a hit out on somebody. On her husband.

• 54:57Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie.

• 54:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Do this, Mike. Don't do it.

• 54:59Peyton Hardin?

  Have you not followed up with Mike?

• 55:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, she said he was joking. He was just trying to get more technically sound. But the way she delivered it to me, I was like, what are you saying to me right now?

• 55:09Peyton Hardin?

  That is, that's some sick, that is like a thing you have to think about. Not really, you don't have to think about.

• 55:14Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, you need a put in B if you need to get out.

• 55:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, I I do go pretty far in relationships. Like, I'm like. I, looking back, I've done some down bad things.

• 55:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Like what?

• 55:28Peyton Hardin?

  This is vulnerable.

• 55:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 55:30Peyton Hardin?

  And the picture is out on Instagram.

• 55:34Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 55:35Peyton Hardin?

  So there is a relationship I've been in, right? And the breakup broke me. It hurt me.

• 55:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it shattered you. It shattered you.

• 55:43Peyton Hardin?

  And we are still living with the residuals today, right? And I did something one time that I've never said out loud because how embarrassing it is. But, you know, fans go through my Instagram, right? And they'll like an old picture. And that picture is still up there that I forgot about.

• 56:01Peyton Hardin?

  One time, and I was like 18, 19 years old. I, my ex wasn't talking to me and I missed her a lot. And she was like posting on her Instagram, like living the best life, you know, after a breakup. They'll pose like videos in clubs or like out in these adventurous parts. I'm like, damn.

• 56:17Cameron Kennedy?

  On the beach.

• 56:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like they're doing stuff like I'm, I'm sitting here sad.

• 56:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Sad as shit. Smell bad.

• 56:23Peyton Hardin?

  And I was like, well, I want her to see me doing good, right? And so I swear to God, and you can go find this picture. I can put it up on the screen. I went and bought an outfit for an Instagram picture just for her. And I bought like this rainbow furry jacket. Do you remember this jacket? I bought that and I booked a haircut. And then I went to my old elementary school with Preston and had him take a photo of me on the wall. And I was wearing like these like skinny jeans with like rock star boots. And I was trying to take the coolest pictures ever just for her to look at that and be like, damn, I do miss him. She unfollowed.

• 57:12Peyton Hardin?

  I booked a haircut, bought an outfit and went to a elementary school to try to win my ex back. And she unfollowed me.

• 57:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Why the elementary school?

• 57:22Peyton Hardin?

  They had a good blank wall.

• 57:24Cameron Kennedy?

  But what, you couldn't go in nature?

• 57:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, but the outfit fit the blank wall.

• 57:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you make it known you were in the elementary school?

• 57:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, no, no.

• 57:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, oh my god, what was the caption? Oh my god, what was the caption?

• 57:35Peyton Hardin?

  I could find it.

• 57:37Speaker 05

  Rising inquiries all 22. Was that even me?

• 57:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, rising inquiries all 2022.

• 57:48Speaker 05

  My brother with the, uh, running bag.

• 57:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I got it, I saw it, I saw it. So you got a fancy jacket, a nice little fade. You went to your old stomping grounds and then you became the Riddler in the caption. All for this girl to see you, miss you and hopefully approach you via phone or text. And she unfollowed.

• 58:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it actually did the opposite effect. She's like, "He looks so bad, I'm doubling down on me leaving him."

• 58:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Is he in the elementary school? Get him out of here. Get him out. Where's my new guy? Let me kiss him and post that.

• 58:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that hurts.

• 58:22Cameron Kennedy?

  What would you do? What would you do if you broke up with your girl three days later? Video of her kissing someone.

• 58:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, the video of her kissing was when we were still together.

• 58:34Cameron Kennedy?

  So I see I've opened wounds unintentionally.

• 58:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh no, oh no, no, no. Oh my god, no, you're shitting on yourself.

• 58:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's tripping.

• 58:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh my god.

• 58:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I have something to bring up with you and we were saving it intentionally.

• 58:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about.

• 58:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And you do know exactly, and it's bullshit, and we're gonna talk about it right here, right now. So I went to P's, oh, you shut it. I went to P's house, okay? I'm hungry. Why did I even think I'd find something in your pantry? Don't know. But I'm hungry and I said, "Let me check."

• 59:09Peyton Hardin?

  Kickback.

• 59:09Cameron Kennedy?

  And I saw something that is A, disturbing.

• 59:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 59:13Cameron Kennedy?

  B, unacceptable, and three, just plain wrong.

• 59:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's very normal.

• 59:17Cameron Kennedy?

  There was an entire bottle of ketchup in his pantry.

• 59:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 59:21Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm gonna repeat that. There was ketchup. Used ketchup.

• 59:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 59:26Cameron Kennedy?

  In your pantry.

• 59:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 59:28Cameron Kennedy?

  So, do you immediately know where I'm going with this?

• 59:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and it's not weird to have it in there. And I don't care that what a social norm is. It is very okay and normal to keep your ketchup in your pantry. It's a very normal thing.

• 59:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you like things expiring after a week?

• 59:41Peyton Hardin?

  That's not how it works.

• 59:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's not how it works.

• 59:44Cameron Kennedy?

  So, when you open ketchup, if you wanna keep it good longer.

• 59:48Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 59:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You put it in the fridge.

• 59:49Peyton Hardin?

  Cold doesn't mean good.

• 59:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Cold means preservatives. It means that we're gonna preserve this longer.

• 59:55Peyton Hardin?

  Ketchup is okay, you can literally store ketchup anywhere. You could put it in the, in the pantry and be a hundred percent fine.

• 1:00:00Cameron Kennedy?

  In the pantry is fine. If you open it, you take off the tap, it is now revealed to oxygen, you put her in the fridge.

• 1:00:07Peyton Hardin?

  You're acting like the cap wasn't on it.

• 1:00:09Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, we don't know what the hell's in your pantry. There's probably all sorts of fumes and ghosts and shit. You got spooky, you got spooky ketchup. You got ghoul ketchup.

• 1:00:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's a hundred percent fine. I don't like putting cold ketchup on a warm hot dog or a warm burger. That's not good for me. That doesn't taste good.

• 1:00:26Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's good for you.

• 1:00:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 1:00:28Cameron Kennedy?

  And first off, the taste doesn't change.

• 1:00:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it does. Yes, it does. Temperature doesn't change the taste?

• 1:00:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit, no. Temperature doesn't cha- The foot, you act like the temperature's giving it a new chemical compound.

• 1:00:40Peyton Hardin?

  Cold coffee and warm coffee taste the same?

• 1:00:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It's coffee.

• 1:00:43Peyton Hardin?

  Does it taste the same?

• 1:00:44Cameron Kennedy?

  If you got a cold.

• 1:00:45Peyton Hardin?

  Does it taste the same?

• 1:00:46Cameron Kennedy?

  If you got a cold black coffee and a hot black coffee, it's black coffee.

• 1:00:51Peyton Hardin?

  Does it taste the same?

• 1:00:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:00:53Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, that's how I know you're wrong.

• 1:00:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It tastes the same, the temperature's different. A cold hot dog, hot hot dog.

• 1:00:59Peyton Hardin?

  Does not taste the same.

• 1:01:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it's a.

• 1:01:01Peyton Hardin?

  Why would you prefer one way or the other if it tastes the exact same?

• 1:01:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Because the temperature, you prefer the temperature more.

• 1:01:07Peyton Hardin?

  Because then that goes with the taste. Regardless of that.

• 1:01:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, deflecting. It goes with the taste, it's temperature. Nothing is changing about the said ingredient. A cold Rice Krispie and a room temp Rice Krispie, it's still a Rice Krispie. One of them's harder to bite, so you get the room temp.

• 1:01:23Peyton Hardin?

  Who eats cold Rice Krispies?

• 1:01:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, it was the first thing that came to mind and I'm hungry.

• 1:01:27Peyton Hardin?

  So, you're saying, you're saying it is strange, it's wrong to keep ketchup in a pantry?

• 1:01:33Cameron Kennedy?

  After it's been opened.

• 1:01:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not. Cam, okay, first of all, whenever you buy ketchup, where is it at? Is it refrigerated?

• 1:01:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It's on the shelf, cuz it's not opened, you dumbass. Where do you buy pickles? Shelf? After you open it.

• 1:01:47Peyton Hardin?

  You can put pickles in the pantry as well.

• 1:01:49Cameron Kennedy?

  He likes warm pickle chips. Who am I talking to?

• 1:01:51Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, this goes with the same person, just because you have a lot of money? You have this weird-ass little butter container on a, on, just sitting out in your, in your kitchen.

• 1:02:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that weird thing that everyone uses as a butter dish?

• 1:02:04Peyton Hardin?

  There's a butter flipper in the refrigerator for butter. That's where you keep butter.

• 1:02:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god. That's where, cuz you don't go out and you go, hello, excuse me, sir, can I get one stick of your butter? No, you buy it in two or four packs. You take one that you wanna use. Is it, is it more fun? Cuz fun does matter. Is it more fun and more efficient? If you are going to spread butter on a bagel toast waffle? And it's brick hard, and you go, or if you go,

• 1:02:33Peyton Hardin?

  but cold butter tastes better.

• 1:02:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it doesn't taste any different.

• 1:02:38Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I don't understand why you're thinking that.

• 1:02:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't.

• 1:02:41Peyton Hardin?

  Cold pizza and warm pizza taste the exact same?

• 1:02:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 1:02:44Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, just answer me, okay?

• 1:02:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes!

• 1:02:46Peyton Hardin?

  Stop trying to be right. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. Cam, that's why cold pizza on a hangover is better than hot pizza. If you warm up, if you re-warm up a pizza, if you re-warm up a pizza, tell me it tastes the same.

• 1:02:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It is, it does taste the same.

• 1:02:59Peyton Hardin?

  No, it doesn't. You're just trying to be right, and I can't have this conversation.

• 1:03:01Cameron Kennedy?

  The texture and the temperature.

• 1:03:03Peyton Hardin?

  Texture affects taste!

• 1:03:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it doesn't!

• 1:03:06Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, you are insane. You're ludicrous.

• 1:03:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it doesn't. No, it does not. No, it does not. A cold, a cold, a cold apple, a cold apple! And a room temp apple.

• 1:03:14Peyton Hardin?

  A cold apple and a warm apple.

• 1:03:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 1:03:17Peyton Hardin?

  Does it taste the same?

• 1:03:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a f***ing apple!

• 1:03:18Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't taste the same.

• 1:03:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It's an apple. If you go, a cold apple, wait a bit, my little cold butter and my warm ketchup, it tastes different.

• 1:03:24Peyton Hardin?

  What are you saying?

• 1:03:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 1:03:26Peyton Hardin?

  Did literally, you just said a sentence that had eight different things in it.

• 1:03:28Cameron Kennedy?

  The taste is the same.

• 1:03:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, listen to this.

• 1:03:32Cameron Kennedy?

  The temperature is different.

• 1:03:34Peyton Hardin?

  Listen to this. You pull an apple out of the fridge, right?

• 1:03:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, cold apple.

• 1:03:37Peyton Hardin?

  And then an apple inside of an apple pie. Is that the same? Does it taste the same?

• 1:03:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, well, that's different, cuz it's a f***ing apple pie! There's cinnamon, there's crust, there's all, there's different ingredients, you dork.

• 1:03:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

• 1:03:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Ingredients make it different.

• 1:03:52Peyton Hardin?

  A toaster strudel. You have, you have toaster strudels, right?

• 1:03:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:56Peyton Hardin?

  Where do you store them?

• 1:03:57Cameron Kennedy?

  In the freezer.

• 1:03:58Peyton Hardin?

  Right. You can eat those like that, right?

• 1:04:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. Where are you going with it?

• 1:04:03Peyton Hardin?

  But people do what to them?

• 1:04:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You toast them.

• 1:04:05Peyton Hardin?

  Does it taste the exact same from whenever you eat it out of the freezer from when you toast it? Cam, stop with the pride. Yes or no? Does it taste different?

• 1:04:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, with my soul on the line.

• 1:04:14Peyton Hardin?

  You are insane, bro.

• 1:04:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Into my head, it tastes the same.

• 1:04:19Peyton Hardin?

  Heat expands flavor.

• 1:04:21Cameron Kennedy?

  See, now you're a phlebotomist. Now you, now you, now you think you're a scientist. Heat expands, what is it, iron?

• 1:04:27Peyton Hardin?

  It does, it does. That's why you can taste the goo more inside of a, inside of the thing. That's why you warm up an Uncrustable. I know you don't like those. If you warm up an Uncrustable, you can taste the jelly more.

• 1:04:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And Uncrustable, that's another perfect example. If you bite into a hard ass Uncrustable.

• 1:04:40Peyton Hardin?

  You don't get the same flavor you do when you heat it up.

• 1:04:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, the flavor's the same.

• 1:04:43Peyton Hardin?

  You can, bro.

• 1:04:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You get different consisten- okay, consistency, texture, temperature. Those are all three just adjectives. That is not, regardless if you heat it up or it's frozen, that bitch is bread, peanut butter, and jelly.

• 1:04:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:04:58Cameron Kennedy?

  If you heat it up, what is it? Say it with me.

• 1:05:00Peyton Hardin?

  Bread, peanut butter, and jelly.

• 1:05:02Cameron Kennedy?

  So what changed in the compound of the snack?

• 1:05:06Peyton Hardin?

  You get more flavor when things are heated up. That's just science. That is literal science. Cam, that is literal science.

• 1:05:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You get, you get more flavor?

• 1:05:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, when you heat something up.

• 1:05:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you, you think, you think, imagination, you shepherd chief wolf.

• 1:05:22Peyton Hardin?

  Eat a raw, a raw steak, right? A raw steak, and then you put it me- and then you cook it medium. Is it gonna taste the exact same?

• 1:05:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Steak's different. Steak, now steak is different. Now steak is different. Hey, you can run off all you want, you little jack wagon. Hey, we were talking about ketchup. Steak is different. That is a raw thing, and first off, first off, if we're being technical.

• 1:05:46Peyton Hardin?

  You can eat a raw steak.

• 1:05:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you can, but you're probably adding stuff when you cook the steak.

• 1:05:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying the same thing. You just cook it medium. You get more flavor, and you get more flavor if you cook it, correct?

• 1:05:55Cameron Kennedy?

  A steak.

• 1:05:56Peyton Hardin?

  This is how food works.

• 1:05:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Not ketchup. Not in Uncrustable.

• 1:06:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, ketchup tastes different, warm and hot.

• 1:06:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it's, it is ketchup.

• 1:06:04Peyton Hardin?

  So, okay.

• 1:06:05Cameron Kennedy?

  There's nothing in it, there's nothing in it, the fat is breaking down in the steak, releasing juices. That's what happens.

• 1:06:11Peyton Hardin?

  That's the same thing that happens with everything, brother.

• 1:06:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Ketchup has fat? Ketchup has fat?

• 1:06:16Peyton Hardin?

  Not with fat, I'm just saying with the flavor compounds.

• 1:06:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, so you can heat up ketchup?

• 1:06:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:06:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You can heat it up? Okay, a chocolate chip.

• 1:06:23Peyton Hardin?

  I have spicy ketchup.

• 1:06:24Cameron Kennedy?

  A choc- you stupid, a chocolate chip?

• 1:06:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:06:28Cameron Kennedy?

  If you ate a chocolate chip out of the bag. You ate a chocolate chip, or if you melted them down, and now it's drizzled chocolate on top.

• 1:06:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's going to taste different.

• 1:06:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It is the- Dude, you're so-

• 1:06:40Peyton Hardin?

  A straight chocolate chip is chalkier.

• 1:06:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You're saying I'm pro- chalk, that's texture, not taste, you idiot.

• 1:06:47Peyton Hardin?

  You can taste texture, you can taste chalkiness.

• 1:06:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:06:50Peyton Hardin?

  You can't taste chalky?

• 1:06:51Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, you can't taste texture, you cannot taste-

• 1:06:52Peyton Hardin?

  You can taste chalkiness?

• 1:06:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't- You cannot taste texture, cuz I can go get styrofoam, I can get two different types of styrofoam. Two different textures, there's no taste, cuz it's not food.

• 1:07:03Peyton Hardin?

  See, why are you telling me I don't eat styrofoam?

• 1:07:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you're being the prideful, no, I bet you would, you'd take a big ass bite of some styrofoam, you Neanderthal.

• 1:07:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:07:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know where you're going with that one. You are being prideful now, you brought up steak?

• 1:07:15Peyton Hardin?

  Let's stay on ketchup.

• 1:07:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You brought up steak, stay on ketchup, rich, that's rich coming from you, you went to steak. I agreed with you, you're not agreeing with me. Texture does not determine taste, period.

• 1:07:28Peyton Hardin?

  Certain textures do.

• 1:07:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:07:30Peyton Hardin?

  Chalky.

• 1:07:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 1:07:31Peyton Hardin?

  Chalky leaves a dusty film in your mouth.

• 1:07:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 1:07:34Peyton Hardin?

  It does, it's just a fact, I'm not even trying to be right, I'm just saying facts.

• 1:07:37Cameron Kennedy?

  But what's that dusty-

• 1:07:38Peyton Hardin?

  You're arguing, I'm saying facts.

• 1:07:39Cameron Kennedy?

  What's that dusty film?

• 1:07:40Peyton Hardin?

  Chalk.

• 1:07:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Chalk, so you're eating chalk, you're eating sidewalk chalk, no, it's the chalkiness of whatever you're eating.

• 1:07:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, where do you keep your hot sauce?

• 1:07:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:07:51Peyton Hardin?

  You like a Sriracha, where do you keep it?

• 1:07:52Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, I don't even like Sriracha. I never bought into that.

• 1:07:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's a cultural thing.

• 1:07:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Never bought into Sriracha, but my hot sauce?

• 1:07:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:58Cameron Kennedy?

  After being opened, goes in the fridge.

• 1:08:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:08:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Goes in the fridge.

• 1:08:03Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's strange too.

• 1:08:05Cameron Kennedy?

  First off-

• 1:08:05Peyton Hardin?

  That's absolutely so weird.

• 1:08:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 1:08:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's absolutely so weird.

• 1:08:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's- have you- okay, do you know what they used to do, olden times? They would dig underground, cover up their meats and stuff, and throw it in the earth before fridges were here. That's how they kept shit cool.

• 1:08:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we see you have pagers. What are we talking about? We're saying a bunch of random old facts?

• 1:08:23Cameron Kennedy?

  The preserving of it. Cold doesn't- I'm not saying I do it cold, I like it cold, it keeps it fresh longer.

• 1:08:29Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying, I don't like cold ketchup on my warm food, so that's why I don't put it there, because it tastes different. It is a different taste.

• 1:08:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Everything is- everything is fine until that. It does not taste different. You don't prefer cold, taste is the same. Cold ketchup, warm ketchup. It is literally the same. Okay, you know what? Hypothetical. Let's imagine you didn't have heat sensors in your body, right? You can't tell if something's hot or cold.

• 1:08:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:08:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay?

• 1:08:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:52Cameron Kennedy?

  If someone went like this, put cold ketchup in your mouth, you went...

• 1:08:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Mmm, pretty tomatoey.

• 1:08:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And then again, hot ketchup in your mouth, can't tell the difference in temperature. Is there gonna be a different taste?

• 1:09:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Yes, I remember saying, because the flavor expands. Flavor expands, it becomes more palatable.

• 1:09:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it's not- it's not glue, this isn't steel beams, it's not your house cracks, it doesn't expand in the heat, it's fucking ketchup. It's literally a condiment. It is ketchup.

• 1:09:23Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna see what they say. In the comments right now, put- does heat or coldness affect the flavor of things? And Cam, we are gonna have a punishment on Patreon for whoever loses. Is that fair?

• 1:09:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Honestly, the world loves you-

• 1:09:36Peyton Hardin?

  It's not about me.

• 1:09:37Cameron Kennedy?

  They're gonna- oh, but it is.

• 1:09:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's not about me.

• 1:09:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we feel bad for that little boy right there, we're gonna go with him.

• 1:09:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, well, they love us equally. They're gonna say yes or no, or they're gonna say Peyton or Cam, who won this? Cam, Rob, go.

• 1:09:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, you have to say the actual- the one-

• 1:09:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, I just wanna know, Peyton or Cam, who won this?

• 1:09:53Speaker 06

  On, does, things taste differently?

• 1:09:57Peyton Hardin?

  The coldness. Yes.

• 1:09:59Speaker 06

  The winner, for me, is Peyton.

• 1:10:02Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's one. CJ?

• 1:10:04Speaker 05

  I'm with Cam.

• 1:10:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, PRC?

• 1:10:08Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you. That's two out of three in this room. It's alright, it's alright. So we're gonna see what the comments have to say. But speaking of cold things, right? I was thinking about the whole cold temperature, all that. I don't agree and I don't like or trust people that vacation in the cold.

• 1:10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 1:10:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's an oxymoron.

• 1:10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That was big. That was real big for Elmo. How in the hell is that an oxymoron?

• 1:10:32Peyton Hardin?

  Vacation is so synonymous with heat for me.

• 1:10:35Cameron Kennedy?

  For you?

• 1:10:36Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's all I'm talking about, you.

• 1:10:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but for you. Other people like the cold.

• 1:10:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm just talking about me. What the fuck are you saying?

• 1:10:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying you said it was synonymous for you.

• 1:10:47Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, the podcast, I'm talking about me!

• 1:10:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, but that doesn't mean they're weird.

• 1:10:51Peyton Hardin?

  It is strange. It's so strange.

• 1:10:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:10:53Peyton Hardin?

  Who vacations in an uncomfortable environment?

• 1:10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That could be comfortable for them. You hate the cold.

• 1:10:59Peyton Hardin?

  No one is ever comfortable in the cold. No one-

• 1:11:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I love the cold. You always say my house is too cold and I love it. I'm still sweating in my house. 64, I got sweat stains.

• 1:11:06Peyton Hardin?

  That's a problem with you.

• 1:11:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're like, where's the hoodie and the blanket?

• 1:11:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, I genuinely don't think you could be comfortable in the cold.

• 1:11:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:11:11Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 1:11:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, being in the cold is nice if you're layered up.

• 1:11:14Peyton Hardin?

  How can you be comfortable though? Like, there's, like, when you're on like a nice, like, warm day, you walk out and be like, damn, this is nice. No one's ever walked into a fucking blizzard in Aspen, about to go on a skiing vacation, and be like, this is nice.

• 1:11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. We vacationed in the cold.

• 1:11:32Peyton Hardin?

  And I, no we did not. We went on a trip.

• 1:11:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. What's the difference?

• 1:11:40Peyton Hardin?

  Between vacation and a trip?

• 1:11:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:42Peyton Hardin?

  A trip has an agenda. Vacations don't. I'm taking a trip to go do something.

• 1:11:48Cameron Kennedy?

  What were we doing?

• 1:11:49Peyton Hardin?

  We were recording, we were filming.

• 1:11:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Chilling.

• 1:11:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, we were filming.

• 1:11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit.

• 1:11:52Peyton Hardin?

  Is it not on Patreon?

• 1:11:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You are spinning the fuck in it, dude. This guy could be working with Mike Ross and Harvey Dent.

• 1:12:00Peyton Hardin?

  Specter.

• 1:12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That Specter, Harvey Dent, that's fucking, what's his name?

• 1:12:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, a vaca- first off, now you're, what's the definition of vacation? There's no agenda.

• 1:12:11Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I don't know the textbook definition. I'm speaking about me. Vacation is like no agenda. You're getting a relief from everything. Like, I'm just going- It's a planned thing. A trip is not planned. You don't have to plan a trip. And you don't, and there is an agenda. I'm taking a trip for something. A trip is for something. There's an objective on it.

• 1:12:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Our objective was to relax.

• 1:12:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, we filmed. We were working.

• 1:12:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no. We filmed us relaxing.

• 1:12:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, we did not.

• 1:12:36Cameron Kennedy?

  So that happened both at the same time.

• 1:12:38Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, you, you can't relax in a, in, in the snow. You can't relax. There's no relaxing in the snow.

• 1:12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You are unbelievable.

• 1:12:47Peyton Hardin?

  You can just be, Cam, let's go.

• 1:12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  What if, what if someone said the exact same thing about the heat?

• 1:12:51Peyton Hardin?

  They'd be lying.

• 1:12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Exact same thing about the heat.

• 1:12:53Peyton Hardin?

  They'd be lying.

• 1:12:54Cameron Kennedy?

  K-Rub just said that to him.

• 1:12:54Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care what K-Rub said.

• 1:12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  They're, they're not lying.

• 1:12:57Peyton Hardin?

  Cam.

• 1:12:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like them saying you're lying right now.

• 1:12:59Peyton Hardin?

  You never, you, you never answered this point. You can't name one person who, when you walk out on a sunny day, people go, oh wow, this is nice. Nobody in the history of human existence has walked out to three feet of snow, gone like this and said, wow, this is nice.

• 1:13:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't, you don't know enough people from Michigan.

• 1:13:20Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever, have you ever heard of anybody doing that?

• 1:13:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:22Peyton Hardin?

  Name one. Name one person.

• 1:13:23Cameron Kennedy?

  My brother.

• 1:13:24Peyton Hardin?

  He said that. Cam, don't just try to argue for the podcast. Don't argue for the podcast.

• 1:13:28Cameron Kennedy?

  My brother.

• 1:13:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, beat that ass. When, when he said that.

• 1:13:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause we live, cause we live in Texas. Of course, we're not gonna see people. What do you think about people that live in Alaska? They live in cold mountains of Russia.

• 1:13:38Peyton Hardin?

  That's why they vacation here or to Miami or LA to get away from that shit.

• 1:13:43Cameron Kennedy?

  But they, cause they can switch it up. Why didn't we go to Colorado?

• 1:13:46Peyton Hardin?

  Because.

• 1:13:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Switch it up.

• 1:13:48Peyton Hardin?

  Cause there was we.

• 1:13:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's fun to switch it up. We are always.

• 1:13:54Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't wanna go.

• 1:13:55Cameron Kennedy?

  We, oh my god.

• 1:13:57Peyton Hardin?

  I did not wanna go.

• 1:13:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we, we bound your hands.

• 1:14:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. I didn't, didn't wanna go.

• 1:14:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:14:03Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't wanna go. And I said, the only way it goes is we film.

• 1:14:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:14:07Peyton Hardin?

  There is text messages. No one vacations in the cold. No one, like, I don't understand that. That is a psychological problem.

• 1:14:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you have fun?

• 1:14:14Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:14:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my.

• 1:14:16Peyton Hardin?

  I, I woke up with a sore throat every freaking day.

• 1:14:20Peyton Hardin?

  I did not have fun.

• 1:14:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It was still fun. Yes, you did.

• 1:14:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, cuz there was alcohol.

• 1:14:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And it was fun.

• 1:14:26Peyton Hardin?

  And a lady I like. That was the only reasons.

• 1:14:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It was fun.

• 1:14:29Peyton Hardin?

  I could have been, I could have been anywhere.

• 1:14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, first off, but you can't say a bold state, like a, a, a all encompassing statement like that. When we don't have the reach to hear other opinions. There is people.

• 1:14:42Peyton Hardin?

  It's not like we're in front of millions right now.

• 1:14:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I, but I'm saying, we don't know all their things. Someone could literally be the exact opposite of what you're saying right now.

• 1:14:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying, I don't like vacationing in the heat. We can only speak, and this is why this works. We can only speak on our experiences and make them seem like it's everybody's, right? So, no one we know, and you can attest to this, has said, "Oh, this is nice," to three feet of snow. No one can rela-, you cannot relax in freezing cold weather. You cannot do it.

• 1:15:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't believe that.

• 1:15:07Peyton Hardin?

  How can you relax when your ghibli bits are shriveled up?

• 1:15:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Because they could be building snowmen, snowball fight, building a fort, making an igloo.

• 1:15:14Peyton Hardin?

  Relaxing. That's not relaxing to ski. It's not relaxing, it's not relaxing to throw snowballs. It's not relaxing.

• 1:15:20Cameron Kennedy?

  So, there's a, there's a, there's a actual definition of relaxing. It's sit and do nothing?

• 1:15:25Peyton Hardin?

  This is relaxing.

• 1:15:26Cameron Kennedy?

  To you!

• 1:15:27Peyton Hardin?

  I'm rea-, that's not relaxing. Relaxing is no activity. You have to be doing an activity in this cold to have fun. You have to.

• 1:15:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying in the cold.

• 1:15:39Cameron Kennedy?

  So, you have to, so you have to be outside to relax, based on that? You have to be in the cold?

• 1:15:43Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, are you listening to what I'm saying? I'm talking about being outside. There's old things about being outside, in the hot and the cold.

• 1:15:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:15:50Peyton Hardin?

  So, yes, that's what I'm talking about.

• 1:15:52Cameron Kennedy?

  So, people, so what if some people can't relax outside in the heat?

• 1:15:55Peyton Hardin?

  What if my aunt had balls?

• 1:15:56Cameron Kennedy?

  They don't like it.

• 1:15:57Peyton Hardin?

  She'd be my uncle. I'm saying, you can't, no one, no one can do this. No one, no one just sits in the cold like this. You can't relax in the cold.

• 1:16:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Who, but no, but you don't, no one just sits there like that, like ever. You go to a beach, there's a nice breeze, it's not blazing hot.

• 1:16:14Peyton Hardin?

  The way I'm showing him to sit.

• 1:16:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a tint. I'm saying there's things to do.

• 1:16:19Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying. You can't relax in the cold. You have to do activities in the cold.

• 1:16:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That you're all that's all

• 1:16:26Peyton Hardin?

  You just say you're wrong. It's okay.

• 1:16:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That's all, but that's all subjective.

• 1:16:30Peyton Hardin?

  To who?

• 1:16:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Anybody. That's all subjective.

• 1:16:33Peyton Hardin?

  I'm talking about our experiences. Have you ever, have you ever met anybody who's relaxed in the cold? I'm gonna go sit out in the cold. You can't relax out there. You can't relax in the cold. You can't vacation in the cold.

• 1:16:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you can. That's so, why is there, there's literal vacation spots that are always in snow.

• 1:16:46Peyton Hardin?

  To do activities. You can't relax.

• 1:16:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So, so you can't vaca- so you can't do activities on vacation?

• 1:16:53Peyton Hardin?

  You can. I'm saying relax.

• 1:16:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are you helping Tom relaxing?

• 1:16:57Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 1:16:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause that's your only argument. People like to go to cold places.

• 1:17:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and they're fucking psychopaths. That's what I've been saying this whole time. That's strange. That is strange.

• 1:17:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That could, that could be weird, but they could say the same thing about people that enjoy heat.

• 1:17:10Peyton Hardin?

  No one just sits on their front porch in the cold. No one does it. No one does it.

• 1:17:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I beg to differ.

• 1:17:14Peyton Hardin?

  If, if there's people that are doing that, we need to, we need to fix the prison system. We need to lock them up.

• 1:17:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not that, it, it's all about duration. If they just sit there all day with their damn husky and they're just like, just freezing?

• 1:17:27Peyton Hardin?

  It's weird.

• 1:17:28Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's the same thing if someone's in 110 degree heat.

• 1:17:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can sit out there with a book.

• 1:17:32Cameron Kennedy?

  See, but you're not allowed to have a book when you relax.

• 1:17:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you can.

• 1:17:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That's an activity.

• 1:17:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 1:17:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit!

• 1:17:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm talking about physical activities.

• 1:17:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No. No, no, no, no, no. You can't.

• 1:17:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm talking about skiing, snowball fighting, building so many.

• 1:17:42Cameron Kennedy?

  The way you just said the snow, we would have to go in 110 degree heat and go like this.

• 1:17:45Peyton Hardin?

  What's more likely, somebody to sit in 110 degree weather or sit in negative 42 freezing snow?

• 1:17:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, negative 42. If we did equivalents, negative 42 would be like sitting in a buck 40. Like, you're either fucking about to die freezing or you're about to melt.

• 1:18:01Peyton Hardin?

  I'm so covered it that, that I just smoked his boots. He was nervous, bro. He didn't know what to say.

• 1:18:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, cause you, you won't allow certain things to be brought up.

• 1:18:10Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't stopped anything.

• 1:18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  In the snow, you have to sit there like a jackass if you're nothing. But in the, in the heat, you get a book, you might have a beer, you might have a nice little chair. Who the fuck goes to the Sahara and goes?

• 1:18:24Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, this is a great vacation!

• 1:18:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Strike me now! No! No one does that!

• 1:18:32Peyton Hardin?

  You're more likely to do that in the heat than in the cold. No one wants snowflakes in their [BLEEP]. No one's gonna do that!

• 1:18:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I will agree with that. More than likely, more people like the heat than the cold. But you can't say, "nobody..." You're... No, you said, "You're not allowed to vacation in the cold, it's not a thing."

• 1:18:49Peyton Hardin?

  It should be [BLEEP] illegal. That is strange. That is strange. It's easier to vacation in the heat, cuz you have to do activities.

• 1:18:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, that I agree with.

• 1:18:58Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 1:18:58Cameron Kennedy?

  But it should be illegal? No, I like cold, I wanna switch it up! I'm [BLEEP] hot, I always sweat! I need the cold! I need snowmen! And a [BLEEP] beanie! I need it, I'm always drenched in sweat, always! And I don't know why, I'm about to have surgery, dog. Let's talk about insecurities real quick.

• 1:19:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:19:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I got two of them. I got two of them and sometimes a half.

• 1:19:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, last episode? Last episode, we were doing the birthing bit?

• 1:19:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, my ass crack was sweating. I sweat, and I don't know why! God!

• 1:19:34Peyton Hardin?

  That's all you're so...

• 1:19:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's you. I think my blood pressure gets so worked up, my body's just fuming.

• 1:19:39Peyton Hardin?

  Is there anything that I do that makes, like... Do you have any insecurities for me? Like, maybe I'm not insecure about it?

• 1:19:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Ankles. Ankles, number one. This motherfucker could never be an assassin. He'd be pulling up on a target...

• 1:19:55Cameron Kennedy?

  He would turn around, the target's already gone, and you'd just be like, "Ah, I gotta go get him." And you'd just run around. Ankles, for sure.

• 1:20:01Peyton Hardin?

  You'd be insecure if you were me about my ankles?

• 1:20:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah. No, 100%.

• 1:20:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's a, it's like a damn good icebreaker. It's a damn good icebreaker.

• 1:20:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You just walk up, you, you don't even know what to say, you're waiting for them to do the ankles, but they don't take the bait? And you just go like this, you're like...

• 1:20:17Cameron Kennedy?

  They start hitting the little jig and they go, "What's up with your ankles?" You go, "Oh, thank God. Name's Kate Harden." Like, you get straight to it.

• 1:20:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, there's so many times I've been on dates, whenever like, it's a dead point of conversation, I'll be like, "Have you hurt my ankles yet?" I swear to God. I swear to God.

• 1:20:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Your ankles is like a wingman for you? You have wingman ankles?

• 1:20:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and it works. And then we can start talking about childhood. Cause that's when I first figured it out, and then I go to WWE.

• 1:20:48Cameron Kennedy?

  From WWE, I go to the Supras. Supras to the back brace. Back brace to sports. Sports to college. College to here. Full circle.

• 1:20:55Peyton Hardin?

  What else would you be insecure about, me?

• 1:20:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, you have a list about me. I don't know what you're...

• 1:21:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm never wearing open-toed shoes. I'm always putting on socks and a boot.

• 1:21:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'm not gonna lie. If we're talking strictly toes, bro?

• 1:21:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not bad. No.

• 1:21:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Your toes are scary.

• 1:21:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're not.

• 1:21:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, they are.

• 1:21:14Peyton Hardin?

  My weird toenails, and that's just...

• 1:21:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they're sharp as shit. There's a strange tint to like a hue of yellow. It's not like, it's not like a soiled toenail. There's a hue of yellow.

• 1:21:23Peyton Hardin?

  That might be John's.

• 1:21:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And they are, they are there. Like, you can't hide your feet.

• 1:21:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, that's just a lack of cleanliness. I just don't wash them and I don't cut them.

• 1:21:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I guess that'd be mine.

• 1:21:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I guess I'd be like, "Damn, like, am I, am I good?"

• 1:21:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, oh, my stench?

• 1:21:36Cameron Kennedy?

  But you typically smell good, though.

• 1:21:38Peyton Hardin?

  If I were you, it'd be...

• 1:21:39Cameron Kennedy?

  About a year ago, it was, it was getting real, real experimental.

• 1:21:42Peyton Hardin?

  I had a ripe era.

• 1:21:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It was really like, what the?

• 1:21:46Peyton Hardin?

  Now, it's, it's pretty good. I smell like that watermelon that was on the ground. No, if I were you, I'd be insecure about my earwax.

• 1:22:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be doing one of these all the time.

• 1:22:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Cameron.

• 1:22:06Peyton Hardin?

  It's like you sweat through your ears.

• 1:22:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, I probably do! I'm, I'm, call me Mr. Sweat. Cameron Sweat Kennedy. I don't know what, dude, I don't know what it is, and it's so annoying. Okay, ankles, a year-old stench?

• 1:22:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's nice.

• 1:22:21Cameron Kennedy?

  And then maybe...

• 1:22:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe downstairs region.

• 1:22:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you should never be insecure about that.

• 1:22:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not, not, uh, not performance based. More of like you were saying, you were saying sometimes it represents like a, like a torn slice of beef. And like, like a, like a cut up hand is what you said before.

• 1:22:42Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think I've ever said that.

• 1:22:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like mangled fingers downstairs. And you said you got a rash down in the, you got a rash in the wedding.

• 1:22:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's, it's raw. It's not a rash, it's raw.

• 1:22:50Cameron Kennedy?

  See, but why though?

• 1:22:51Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's, uh, jock something.

• 1:22:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Jockstrap.

• 1:22:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's like some-

• 1:22:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Jock crotch. Jock crotch. I got jock crotch.

• 1:22:57Peyton Hardin?

  I would be, if I were you-

• 1:22:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god. Here we go.

• 1:23:01Peyton Hardin?

  Like, you naked is like a shellless turtle. Like, it's, it's, it's a rough look. You know what I mean? It's so raw.

• 1:23:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You naked is like the f***ing crickets from Men in Black. You're so long and skinny and you just go-

• 1:23:15Peyton Hardin?

  You don't believe that. I look good naked.

• 1:23:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You look, you look, you immediately gain like a foot in length. Like, you get ea- okay. Now that was the worst thing. Height. Let me say, height.

• 1:23:27Peyton Hardin?

  How are we feeling? It could be, thank you, brother.

• 1:23:30Cameron Kennedy?

  When you take your, when you take your clothes off, you immediately get taller and you look like a Slenderman. But I look like Mr. Krabs when he lost his shell.

• 1:23:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh shit.

• 1:23:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, 100% would be your, your trash. I would be-

• 1:23:48Peyton Hardin?

  That's not about me.

• 1:23:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that, no, that is. I would be insecure about my living space due to trash if I were you.

• 1:23:55Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have that much trash in my house. I have areas, I have areas of combustion.

• 1:24:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you have areas that are like nuclear. You have areas that you need to really assess, should I walk in here?

• 1:24:06Peyton Hardin?

  What are the hotspots in my house for trash?

• 1:24:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Office, uh, it's literally, it's like bing, bing, bing. There's one each floor. Office, kitchen, bedroom. Specifically bathroom closet. Specifically bathroom closet. There's, there's goo on the ground. There's a year old t-shirt that's like, you pick it up, it's like this. It's like a plate of glass, like it's so tough and hard. It's like you starched it, you're a si- you're a creepy goblin. You sick bastard.

• 1:24:33Peyton Hardin?

  I'd hope you wouldn't pick that up.

• 1:24:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Office, kitchen, bedroom. 100%. Bing, bing, bing.

• 1:24:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're right.

• 1:24:39Cameron Kennedy?

  What would we be insecure about if we were CJ?

• 1:24:43Peyton Hardin?

  Who talk about that on Patreon? I know, I'm kidding.

• 1:24:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so it's 2025, right?

• 1:24:52Peyton Hardin?

  You hit me.

• 1:24:52Cameron Kennedy?

  But it was one of those needs, I just, just one of those. Okay, 2025.

• 1:24:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:57Cameron Kennedy?

  We're here, it's the start of a new year. You know what we're not leaving in 2024, though?

• 1:25:01Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:25:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Games. Do you want to play a game with me?

• 1:25:04Peyton Hardin?

  I love games.

• 1:25:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I simply call this. Oh, sorry about that one. No, that was.

• 1:25:09Peyton Hardin?

  You kidding me?

• 1:25:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That was projectile. I think that was a bit of the cookie I had earlier. I think I was, I think I was some cookie.

• 1:25:16Peyton Hardin?

  Ken, when'd you get a cookie?

• 1:25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Not my, not my cookie, but that cookie. They're, it was cookie.

• 1:25:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's, we're, it's the morning.

• 1:25:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, it's about 11 a.m. No, I either have parasites or a bad sweet tooth, or a mix of both.

• 1:25:30Peyton Hardin?

  Didn't you have a worm?

• 1:25:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna get my stomach pumped.

• 1:25:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:33Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna play a game.

• 1:25:34Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do it.

• 1:25:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It's called the secret word game. So I'm gonna give you clues and you have to guess the word of what I am saying.

• 1:25:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:25:43Cameron Kennedy?

  So you just simply get clues.

• 1:25:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:25:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're gonna guess the word.

• 1:25:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:25:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you ready to play?

• 1:25:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm so ready.

• 1:25:47Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, here we go. So, secret word game, the first word for you to guess simply has these clues.

• 1:25:54Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:25:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Candy, run, orange, wagon.

• 1:26:03Peyton Hardin?

  What? Candy run, orange wagon?

• 1:26:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:26:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Candyland?

• 1:26:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:26:08Peyton Hardin?

  That was good, though.

• 1:26:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Decent guess, decent guess.

• 1:26:11Peyton Hardin?

  That was good, that was good, thank you, thank you.

• 1:26:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Decent guess. They, they, now they don't seem to think that was good, but I, I appreciate that.

• 1:26:16Peyton Hardin?

  Candy rush.

• 1:26:16Cameron Kennedy?

  So, no, not candy rush either. So we have candy.

• 1:26:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, we have run, orange, wagon.

• 1:26:26Peyton Hardin?

  Candy run, orange wagon?

• 1:26:29Cameron Kennedy?

  He just said this, he just said it's easy.

• 1:26:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, not to me, what does that mean? Candy run?

• 1:26:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Candy run, orange wagon.

• 1:26:36Peyton Hardin?

  Candy run, orange wagon?

• 1:26:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you have any clue? Get one more guess and then we'll move to the next one. See if you have any clue.

• 1:26:41Peyton Hardin?

  I was thinking like Kool-Aid man or something, dude. Like, that's initially, Harriet Tubman was the first guess, and then.

• 1:26:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a serious dumbass.

• 1:26:53Peyton Hardin?

  That was the first name that came to my head.

• 1:26:55Cameron Kennedy?

  First, I wanna see if they know it, cuz it's pretty.

• 1:26:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what is it?

• 1:26:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, some, what y'all think it is?

• 1:27:00Peyton Hardin?

  Candy Run Orange Ladder.

• 1:27:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Run, Orange Wagon.

• 1:27:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 1:27:05Peyton Hardin?

  Crow?

• 1:27:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct, like a bird.

• 1:27:08Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:27:09Cameron Kennedy?

  We'll go to the next one, see if you get it. We'll go to the next one, we'll see if you get it.

• 1:27:12Peyton Hardin?

  How the hell did that have to do with foul?

• 1:27:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Candy, Run, Orange, Wagon.

• 1:27:17Peyton Hardin?

  Don't get it.

• 1:27:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we'll go to the next one, here we go.

• 1:27:19Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:27:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Word two. Okay, you ready?

• 1:27:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Gambling. Apples. Megan.

• 1:27:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Eggs. Now, now, if you think about this one, think gambling, think eggs, Megan, and apples.

• 1:27:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, strip club?

• 1:27:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, what are we doing? Where is your mind at, brother?

• 1:27:44Peyton Hardin?

  You went like this for the boom.

• 1:27:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Gambling.

• 1:27:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's 24. Gambling.

• 1:27:51Peyton Hardin?

  I hear, no, I hear it.

• 1:27:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Megan. Eggs.

• 1:27:55Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely don't, I don't know.

• 1:27:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Apples.

• 1:28:01Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not getting this at all. What is it?

• 1:28:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't say, don't say it, yes.

• 1:28:05Peyton Hardin?

  Candy Run.

• 1:28:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Gambling, shoot, here, do the, do the motion.

• 1:28:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:28:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Gambling.

• 1:28:12Peyton Hardin?

  Gambling.

• 1:28:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Apples.

• 1:28:14Peyton Hardin?

  Apples.

• 1:28:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, Megan.

• 1:28:16Peyton Hardin?

  Megan.

• 1:28:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Megan. Eggs.

• 1:28:18Peyton Hardin?

  Eggs.

• 1:28:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Damn, come on.

• 1:28:21Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to God. Gambling.

• 1:28:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Gambling, apples, Megan, eggs.

• 1:28:25Peyton Hardin?

  Waffle House?

• 1:28:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I. Okay, hold on, new, someone else, not K-Rod this time, someone else. No, just say it, go for it, try.

• 1:28:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Megan and eggs, put the, all four of those together, what do you get?

• 1:28:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct answer, game, yeah. It's a game, which, you take, okay, Megan, she's playing for apples and eggs, and she's gambling. It's a game.

• 1:28:50Peyton Hardin?

  Megan have to do with this?

• 1:28:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you're pissing me off cuz this Megan's she's player one. She's gambling for apples or eggs, that's a game. What is ha- I'm genuinely so confused dude.

• 1:29:03Peyton Hardin?

  What is happening?

• 1:29:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, like I'm so bad at this, like I don't, I, I, I, I don't. Okay, then focus, man!

• 1:29:09Peyton Hardin?

  I am, I don't get it.

• 1:29:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Focus! Here we go, god, now you're ma- you're making us look bad.

• 1:29:16Peyton Hardin?

  I don't get this game.

• 1:29:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You're making us look bad, okay?

• 1:29:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm kidding.

• 1:29:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Do one time for me, just one time, one time.

• 1:29:21Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not panicking at all, I genuinely just don't get the game.

• 1:29:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:29:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:29:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You ready?

• 1:29:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:29:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Berries.

• 1:29:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Do the hands with me the whole time.

• 1:29:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, I got you, I got you.

• 1:29:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Berries. Lightning.

• 1:29:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, heesh.

• 1:29:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You got it, lightning, there we go. Umbrella.

• 1:29:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, berries.

• 1:29:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:29:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Lightning.

• 1:29:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:29:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Umbrella.

• 1:29:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:29:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Excellent. That, now that, now that's a, that's a good ass clue, if you think about it, what is an excellent lightning umbrella keeping you away from berries? But think about it, what should it be?

• 1:30:02Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, what the is happening? Dude, I genuinely don't.

• 1:30:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Focus on the berry. But just think about, okay, fu- you're, oh, the flash. Decent guess, decent, wrong, wrong, very wrong, like incredibly wrong, but it was, it was decent, it was good thought. Don't know how you got, I mean berry.

• 1:30:24Peyton Hardin?

  Barry Allen in the lightning.

• 1:30:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Barry Allen, Allen berry, here we go. So look.

• 1:30:28Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I, this, I'm, I'm not understanding this at all, like, no, I don't, I don't even really like it, like this is, I'm so far out of this.

• 1:30:37Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, like, I'm not even like, I can't even make jokes about it, like, I don't even understand it.

• 1:30:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:30:43Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I can't, like, I'm not involved. I'm not in the same room y'all are in right now, bro.

• 1:30:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, I'm, I'm, Loki's starting to get mad.

• 1:30:58Peyton Hardin?

  Like dude, this is bullshit.

• 1:31:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, this is the last one.

• 1:31:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, please.

• 1:31:03Cameron Kennedy?

  End it here, last one. Okay, just imagine, imagine.

• 1:31:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You're in a storm, there's lightning.

• 1:31:10Peyton Hardin?

  Sure, yeah.

• 1:31:11Cameron Kennedy?

  So you have an excellent umbrella that protects you from the lightning, you're trying to get the berries.

• 1:31:15Peyton Hardin?

  Umbrellas don't do that.

• 1:31:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying it's a good one, it's an excellent umbrella.

• 1:31:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, titanium.

• 1:31:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Umbrella that's excellent, protecting you from lightning while you're trying to get the... So what's, what's the secret word?

• 1:31:26Peyton Hardin?

  Farming.

• 1:31:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Farming? Farming? Farming, finally.

• 1:31:33Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I said farming.

• 1:31:34Cameron Kennedy?

  What? If, if a third person gets it, CJ. Correct answer.

• 1:31:39Peyton Hardin?

  What the? Dude, nah, what is this?

• 1:31:45Peyton Hardin?

  I should have gotten crow, I still don't know what the we're doing. What the is this game?

• 1:31:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a three? Do you want to keep going?

• 1:31:56Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even know if this is staying, bro, but I, I, like, this might be a Patreon exclusive at this point. Cause I'm not, I'm not a contributor to this game at all.

• 1:32:07Peyton Hardin?

  This might be just on Patreon.

• 1:32:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here, here, I'll tell you, here, we'll, we'll succeed.

• 1:32:13Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I don't get this game at all.

• 1:32:15Cameron Kennedy?

  So the secret word game was simply, take the first letter of all the clues, and that's your word. And all of us knew it, and we wanted to see if you were gonna lose your shit, or keep your cool.

• 1:32:31Peyton Hardin?

  So you're tricking me, dog?

• 1:32:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Candy, run, orange, and what was the last one? Wagon, crow, C-R-O-W.

• 1:32:39Peyton Hardin?

  Where the is the bird involved? I'm still not getting it.

• 1:32:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Crow! C-

• 1:32:44Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to God, I don't know what's going on.

• 1:32:45Cameron Kennedy?

  C-R-O-W. Candy, run, orange, wagon.

• 1:32:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, y'all-

• 1:32:52Cameron Kennedy?

  C-R-O-W.

• 1:32:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, y'all-

• 1:32:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Crow, crow, crow!

• 1:32:58Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all are tricking me.

• 1:32:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, berries, lightning, umbrella, excellent. Blue, this said the flash and farming.

• 1:33:07Cameron Kennedy?

  What'd he say on the first one? What'd he say for the gambling one for game? He said shoot and die? What'd you say? Harriet Tubman for a orange running candy wagon?

• 1:33:17Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, I'm not an idiot. Y'all talked about this.

• 1:33:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they picked it up.

• 1:33:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not painting a good picture for yourself, brother.

• 1:33:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, y'all talked about this.

• 1:33:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 1:33:27Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all saw y'all whisper.

• 1:33:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Look.

• 1:33:30Speaker 06

  No, we were whispering because we were trying to figure it out.

• 1:33:34Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, like honestly, it's a great joke, but I'm angry, dude. Like, I'm not having fun right now. Like, that honestly made me so mad. Bro, I thought, like, I hate being left out. Like, I genuinely hate it.

• 1:33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That was the point. Hey, we got you. We brought 2025 in just pulling a fast one on Buffy. Gimme, gimme some.

• 1:33:52Peyton Hardin?

  It got high, dawg. Dude, I'm itching genuinely. That was so mean. I'm not gonna lie, please never do that to me.

• 1:34:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I almost felt bad at the end, dude. Cause I could tell you were really about to shut down.

• 1:34:06Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, because I was like, I didn't know if I was messing up the podcast. Like, if I was just being dumb.

• 1:34:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we got you. You were about one click away from control with all delete, if you know what I'm saying. You were almost done.

• 1:34:16Peyton Hardin?

  When did y'all have the meeting?

• 1:34:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, is it you turned the corner to fart, maybe poop yourself? And I just said, hey, get ready. And that was it.

• 1:34:23Peyton Hardin?

  Well, now I'm, I need like a break and then we're gonna go on Patreon. We got a bunch of people on fourth camera. Uh, this is gonna be the second extendo on Patreon for 2025.

• 1:34:33Cameron Kennedy?

  25, second one of the year.

• 1:34:34Peyton Hardin?

  You get like another hour and some change over there, fully uncensored. We play music, we have fun, we talk about some stuff we can't talk about on YouTube.

• 1:34:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful.

• 1:34:41Peyton Hardin?

  Go join the Koala Club. There's all three tiers. You get, uh, great stuff over there. It's the first link in the description. I'm doing Cam's job.

• 1:34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope, you're fantastic. You were killing it. I was gonna let you ride, but like you said, first link right there. All the other stuff is also linked, the Twitch, the Discord, the Facebook, the Instas, they're all down there. But Patreon with the new tiers and the new look for 2025 is the first link in the description below. We absolutely love y'all and thank you for coming back to episode 146. We will see you next week, but until then, confuse the casuals, get your good karma with.

• 1:35:16Peyton Hardin?

  Secret code, first secret code 2025 Cam.

• 1:35:19Cameron Kennedy?

  P V F.

• 1:35:23Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton's very flustered.

• 1:35:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that was good. You pulled that out quick, but I was simply going pantry versus fridge. That's what I was thinking.

• 1:35:30Peyton Hardin?

  Pantry versus fridge, okay.

• 1:35:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Pantry versus fridge. What team are you on? I already know you're gonna, I already know you're gonna pick Peyton, but the real answers mean I know that in my heart and that's fine.

• 1:35:38Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, am I undefeated in 2025 so far? Cam got so flustered during those debates, I've never seen him like that.

• 1:35:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You only allow the certain, you only allow the points that you have cornered into to be spoken about.

• 1:35:48Peyton Hardin?

  We have the same microphone space, baby. We love you. I'm 2-0 or 3-0 so far this year. Let's keep it going. See how far I can be undefeated or how long. And remember, 1 out of 10 Qualia Bears don't make it home to Christmas and we will see you.

• 1:36:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:02Peyton Hardin?

  Next.

• 1:36:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it goes in the pantry.

• 1:36:04Peyton Hardin?

  Happy 2025. Cam's flustered.

• 1:36:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, put it in the fridge.

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