THE TEXT YOUR EX'S CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/YouShouldKnowPodcast TOUR TICKETS: https://www.youshouldknowstudios.com YSK UNPLUGGED: https://www.youtube.com/@YSK. UNPLUGGED FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/people/You-Should-Know-Podcast/61552092953106/ NEW TWITCH CHANNEL: https://m.twitch.tv/peytonhardin/home 00:00 CAMS FREESTYLE RAP 1:30 ROUND OF APPLAUSE PLEASE? 3:03 GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY 5:05 BELGIUM IS GERMAN 6:43 WORST 4TH OF JULY STORY 18:15 MY TOOTH FELL OUT 24:01 NO AC IN THE HOUSE 25:06 RENEE ANNOUNCEMENT 26:21 PEYTON’S NEW TALENT 27:24 BETTER HELP 28:50 REVERSE WORD TEST 34:29 WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR EX? 36:24 BOOKING. COM 37:39 READING TEXT FROM MY EX 42:56 CAM WALKED IN ON PEYTON 46:35 ROCKET MONEY 48:22 APPLE SAUCE DEBATE 54:33 CHRIS BROWN KISSED ME 59:45 ARREST RENEE DOORDASH 1:00:15 QUO 1:01:22 MARS MEN 1:02:56 RENEE DOORDASH STORY 1:12:33 SURPRISE DATE GONE WRONG 1:17:28 ANNOUNCEMENTS Todays Sponsors: Better Help - Don't let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/YSK. #ad Booking.com - Book your next hotel or vacation home easily at https://www.booking.com. Rocket Money - Take control of your finances and cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money at https://RocketMoney.com/YSK. Quo - Try QUO for free and get 20% off your first 6 months at https://quo.com/ysk Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com. FOLLOW PEYTON: https://instagram.com/psh8?igshid=ZDg1NjBiNjg= JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/V5WYhSte2R Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:00Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:23Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:54Peyton Hardin?

  What's up, guys? It's Peyton and Cam from the You Should Know Podcast. Did you know you can watch the You Should Know Podcast on Spotify? If you're subscribed to Spotify Premium, you don't get any Spotify ads during our show.

• 2:13Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the Usual Podcast, episode 225. We are KOSK Back in the studio.

• 2:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh oh. Uh oh. Did you hear that?

• 2:26Peyton Hardin?

  He really wants to do this, guys. He really wants to do this.

• 2:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Jumped out of the second floor of a record store with a Treacher's IV cassette and a cassette recorder in Ecuador with Edward Norton.

• 2:38Peyton Hardin?

  You really? Like, like.

• 2:42Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's like, the past, like, the whole 220s, you've been doing that. You've done the same intro every, every, every episode.

• 2:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I would argue that.

• 2:51Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you something.

• 2:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I would argue, I would argue not. There's no way, I literally started last episode by going, jumped out of the second floor of a record store with a Treacher's IV cassette and a cassette recorder in Ecuador with Edward Norton. I think I was something right there, I was not DJ.

• 3:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm just saying, every episode, when you come in, you start, stop looking at me like that.

• 3:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, cuz I think there's a lie coming, I think there's a lie coming. Big, it's a big myth, a lie.

• 3:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying, every episode, you've started with like, this, you've done this motion and done some kind of musical theater.

• 3:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe it's just in my blood, bro, sorry, not everybody can be a DJ like me.

• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

  Round of applause! I saw a comment saying that.

• 3:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw that too! It said, "I really missed..."

• 3:30Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know when to add it. I don't know when to do it.

• 3:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw that same comment, said, "Man, I really missed the round of applause." Hey, if that doesn't show, we don't read your comments, I don't know what else. That was a solo comment, it was one person, just randomly did a drive-by, they watched the episode, they said, "I really missed the round of applause, send log off."

• 3:48Peyton Hardin?

  And here we are. Yeah, see, we do read your comments, so leave a comment right now, saying something.

• 3:52Cameron Kennedy?

  From the top, ready, one, two, three.

• 3:54Peyton Hardin?

  We got KOSK!

• 3:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Not that much of a top, I'm saying just the round of applause.

• 3:58Peyton Hardin?

  Round of applause! Please.

• 4:03Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I kicked everybody out, so the...

• 4:06Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no one else here.

• 4:09Peyton Hardin?

  One no go pay day, and you're gone. One just cease and desist, go pay day, you're gone.

• 4:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, he did it so smooth, dude, oh, man, if y'all would've saw that.

• 4:19Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 4:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, "Yeah, you said, "Yeah, tomorrow, me and Cameron show up 9:30, rest of y'all show up noon."

• 4:28Peyton Hardin?

  We're getting

• 4:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like here

• 4:31Peyton Hardin?

  We're getting some behind the scenes talks.

• 4:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sitting there, the camera's on it.

• 4:39Peyton Hardin?

  Robbie went, "Okay."

• 4:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he said, "Okay."

• 4:46Cameron Kennedy?

  "Okay."

• 4:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, we'll see how that translates to Patreon.

• 4:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow.

• 4:53Peyton Hardin?

  I think we'll have more energy from him on Patreon. We'll see.

• 4:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I think so. We'll help.

• 4:57Peyton Hardin?

  And we'll get

• 4:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Honestly, let's just start the exclusive off with a go pay to. Let's just see what happens. Let's just see what happens. If they don't do it, we turn it off, we leave. Everyone leaves. You don't get it. You don't get it. You can't blame them."

• 5:08Peyton Hardin?

  Man, dude, what a fantastic week I've had. I hope your week was-

• 5:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sitting low. Am I not sitting low?

• 5:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're honestly deteriorating.

• 5:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm in a weird stance right now. I don't know what it is.

• 5:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. You look, you, you look like those white people that got plastic surgery, but it's been sitting on them for some years. So you can tell it's wearing off.

• 5:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Silicone's starting to get real loose.

• 5:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Would you ever get plastic surgery?

• 5:27Peyton Hardin?

  I'm getting it. 100% I'm getting plastic surgery.

• 5:30Cameron Kennedy?

  On what?

• 5:31Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know yet, but I want it. I've said this on Patreon before.

• 5:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not how that works.

• 5:35Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 5:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Plastic surgery, it's not, I mean, I guess people do that with tattoos. Plastic surgery is like a real thing. How are you gonna say, "I, oh, I'm 100% getting it. I want it. Don't know what though."

• 5:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm not sure. Something to make me look like I got plastic surgery though. I don't want like hidden plastic surgery. I want that stiff

• 5:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Why? You wanna be just like, they're like, smile. You go, "I am."

• 5:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Like the forehead does not move. Why?

• 6:00Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's, once I started getting in rooms with people that had money, they all had it. And I'm like, "Oh, this is a sign of wealth."

• 6:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we need to put you, we need to put you in a cave. We need to put you back in a cave, get you away from just society for like two months.

• 6:11Peyton Hardin?

  I, I, I'm aware of how it sounds and I'm okay with that is the thing. And, and that's one thing y'all aren't gonna make fun of me for. And those comments are listening and watching right now. I understand sometimes that I'm being obligatory.

• 6:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you are. Be careful.

• 6:24Peyton Hardin?

  But I am the most honest man you will ever meet.

• 6:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "If I say that in the streets, I'm in a fight. If, if I say that the way he just said it, I'm in a public fight. There's no doubt about it."

• 6:31Peyton Hardin?

  It's me, you're black.

• 6:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 6:33Peyton Hardin?

  You're black though.

• 6:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 6:36Peyton Hardin?

  We don't crack.

• 6:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You know you're black?

• 6:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, black don't crack.

• 6:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Exact- so then why get extra fake?

• 6:40Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I got that.

• 6:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You're already not gonna crack.

• 6:41Peyton Hardin?

  I got them jeans.

• 6:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna be a beautiful little, beautiful little milk caramel truffle till the edge you die.

• 6:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, tr- well, it's not completely true. I do have the jean. I have you, some of your people in me.

• 6:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You do have some slop.

• 6:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I do got it.

• 6:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Iceland.

• 6:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I got, the jean pool got tainted for sure.

• 6:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, your, oh, your mom's jeans are gonna beat the [BLEEP] out of your dad's jeans.

• 6:57Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 6:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mom looks great, jean of sixties.

• 7:00Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I think it came to my-

• 7:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Got a wrinkle on her [BLEEP] face.

• 7:02Peyton Hardin?

  I think my brother's getting that, that blessing though. I think I'm getting that good old German side.

• 7:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that!

• 7:08Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 7:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're not.

• 7:09Peyton Hardin?

  You know the Germans, they smoked us in the World Cup last week.

• 7:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, mm, I'm, well, ta- Belgium. We lost to Belgium.

• 7:17Peyton Hardin?

  And that is German. There's never been a Belgian person that's not German. It's never happened. Am I teaching you something here?

• 7:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Germany has their own team in the World Cup. Are you not aware of that? There's literally the team. G E R, Germany. We played B E L, Belgium.

• 7:36Peyton Hardin?

  Is Belgium not German?

• 7:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you thought you were teaching me something?

• 7:43Peyton Hardin?

  Um, I wanna laugh, hee hee, ha ha too. I'm confused.

• 7:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Belgium?

• 7:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 7:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Is in Ger-

• 7:49Peyton Hardin?

  German. Is in Germany. Belgium, Germany.

• 7:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No! Belgium's its own country. Ireland.

• 7:56Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 7:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Own country. Norway country, like, those are all coun- they're in the same region. They're all their own countries. It's like, like, I don't like-

• 8:04Peyton Hardin?

  What's the sub part of Belgium? It goes Belgium something.

• 8:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No. You might be thinking of Belgrade. I don't even know where that is fully, but-

• 8:12Peyton Hardin?

  So Belgian people aren't German?

• 8:15Cameron Kennedy?

  They're Belgians.

• 8:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I would say-

• 8:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Belgianese. I don't know what that, their term is, but they're, they're their own country.

• 8:20Peyton Hardin?

  No wonder, cuz I'm not, oh, I was watching that game last week. I was making a lot of German jokes that weren't-

• 8:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, see, it's fighting, so, ah!

• 8:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, tough game, tough crowd. You go, you know, oh, I, I know, we're losing. No one feels like laughing. Like, and everyone's just like, what the [BLEEP] is this guy? No, yeah, dude, but Germans didn't do [BLEEP] to us, but the Belg-

• 8:41Peyton Hardin?

  Belgians did.

• 8:41Cameron Kennedy?

  The Belgianites, the Belgidians, the Belgians, they beat our-

• 8:44Peyton Hardin?

  They did do, they did a number- Honest, bro. But I kinda wanna talk about that cuz that goes into something I have from this past weekend was 4th of July.

• 8:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, oh wow, what a time.

• 8:54Peyton Hardin?

  The first time we've recorded since 4th of July.

• 8:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 8:58Peyton Hardin?

  I had the worst 4th of July ever.

• 9:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Of course you did. Why do I not expect anything?

• 9:03Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it was the worst time of my life and it's because I tried to have a good day.

• 9:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you did. I was about to say, that's what sucks. You were so looking forward to it. This man literally was like, dude, all I wanna do, I swear to God, nothing could go right. If I got a beer and a fishing rod, I'm good. Cuz that's all I wanna do. I wanna drink beer and fish. And how, like, and apparently you saw the terrible day.

• 9:24Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I had the worst day ever on the 4th of July because in my head, I was telling my girlfriend Sarah, I was like, hey, not my fiance, by the way, some of y'all got clipped up.

• 9:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 9:34Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all didn't make it to the prank part of the joke.

• 9:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'll get to that later. I mean, people were leaving comments in this with paragraphs of congratulations. I'm like, did you watch it? Did you watch the thing that we put out to you that you're commenting on?

• 9:46Cameron Kennedy?

  There was people like, oh my god, I knew this you have. I just didn't know so soon. Cry face, cry face, cry face, hashtag excited, hashtag congrats.

• 9:53Peyton Hardin?

  I go, you're stupid. Now, now, look at that. Now, look, now you've proved to us, you're stupid. Welcome to the club, stupid person.

• 10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Take it one entry, stupidity.

• 10:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, now you're in Peyton's stupid club now. But anyway, I had a bad 4th of July when I was trying to have a good one because I was telling my girlfriend Sarah, hey, I really just wanna embrace the whiteness of 4th of July.

• 10:16Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go, very white holiday.

• 10:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, y'all look like you have so much fun.

• 10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Great holiday.

• 10:22Peyton Hardin?

  White people look like they have the best time on 4th of July.

• 10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Great holiday.

• 10:24Peyton Hardin?

  So I was like, I wanna try it.

• 10:26Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go.

• 10:26Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and I know.

• 10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Just lean in.

• 10:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I said, what do y'all do on 4th of July? Y'all drink beer, y'all fish, you get country.

• 10:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 10:32Peyton Hardin?

  So I wanna do that. And I'm from the south, so like, that stuff is fun to me.

• 10:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's very accessible, too.

• 10:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, very accessible to where I live. So, I was like, okay, I wanna drink beer, Bud Light. But then I remembered, oh, the white people hate Bud Light now, so like, I can't drink that.

• 10:49Peyton Hardin?

  Cheap joke, it's a cheap joke, but it's really funny.

• 10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I like it.

• 10:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, I've actually never had a Bud Light.

• 10:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Bud Light, dude, it sucks.

• 10:55Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know how it's like America's beer.

• 10:57Peyton Hardin?

  Is it?

• 10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I, I, bro, Bud Light's been around forever and everyone talks about it, I'm like, huh.

• 11:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I've never had it. But anyway, so I was like, okay, babe, this is what I want to do. This was July 3rd, I told her. I was like, babe, tomorrow, I want to wake up at 6 a.m.

• 11:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Terrible start. Terrible, well, it's 4th of July, it's not spring forward, it's daylight savings time, it's not Christmas, it's 4th of July. Most American thing you do on 4th of July, sleep in.

• 11:19Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I've never been fishing by myself, but I heard the fishies come out in the morning.

• 11:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so, so you did fish?

• 11:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I'm telling you, I'm gonna tell you this whole thing.

• 11:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, good.

• 11:27Peyton Hardin?

  So I told my girlfriend on the 3rd of July, I said, hey babe, tomorrow I want to wake up at 6 a.m. I don't want anything in my body but beer. So let's get a bunch of beers, put it in a cooler, and let's head to the lake.

• 11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Cooler's a big step.

• 11:38Peyton Hardin?

  Got a cooler.

• 11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Cooler's a very big Caucasian step.

• 11:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh dude, I went to, I went to Dick's Sporting Goods.

• 11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 11:44Peyton Hardin?

  I got a fishing rod, I got bait, I got hooks, I got bobs, I got a tackle box.

• 11:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 11:50Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, I was just buying, I didn't know what I was buying. I, I think I bought a shark hook, I didn't know what the-

• 11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that some camo put in the car? Is that camo put in the car?

• 11:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I got a bunch of this stuff, like I look like Dale Earnhardt Jr., I don't know if they fish, but it sounds like they do. So, as a race car driver, who cares?

• 12:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Very white still.

• 12:08Peyton Hardin?

  So I wake up 6 a.m., boom, get up, boom, time to go. I'm up, like, let's go, I want to go fishing, right? So I put the cooler in my truck, I put all the fishing rods in my truck. Ooh, I haven't woke up at 6 a.m. since Jesus was a baby, I was literally like this on the road. I get to the neighborhood, right? Of where this pond was, where this lake was.

• 12:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 12:30Peyton Hardin?

  So there's a big lake, so I go to this neighborhood where the lake was, but there's an extraordinary amount of cop cars out. And I said, what's going on at 6 a.m. at this lake? They found a body in the lake.

• 12:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, cadaver.

• 12:41Peyton Hardin?

  Let me fish it out.

• 12:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 12:44Peyton Hardin?

  It's not what happened. So I'm pulling up and I, I roll down the window to a cop because like I said, I wanted to get in my white jeans. So I talked to the cop.

• 12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you did.

• 12:53Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "Hey, Blue."

• 12:56Peyton Hardin?

  "Hey, Blue." "What you got going on?" "Everything's safe around here?" "Think we can [bleep] roll up there and park real quick?" So I'm talking to the cop like this. Mind you, the road's in front of me. I'm talking to the cop and saying, "Hey, can I park there?" They go, "No, boy." And I was like, "I forget, I'm not one of you."

• 13:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, cosplaying today.

• 13:18Peyton Hardin?

  They go, "No, keep going." But they said it's stern. It's 6:00 a.m. and I'm anxiety filled because this is my first time fishing.

• 13:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm nervous. And you can't sweat.

• 13:26Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm saying, "Thank you," and I'm driving forward. I feel something hit my car.

• 13:35Peyton Hardin?

  Apparently those cops had bicycles there too. I ran over the cop's bicycle. Now, only the back tire and they didn't give me any problems. It was okay. I was like, "This is what it feels like to be all." I got away with it.

• 13:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 13:50Peyton Hardin?

  So I, so let's start, I'm serious. I ran over-

• 13:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You ran over a, a bike cop, a cop's bike-

• 13:55Peyton Hardin?

  Well, he wasn't on the bike, but yes, I ran over the-

• 13:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, thank God, you'd have been behind bars.

• 13:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I ran over the cop's-

• 13:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Get your [bleep] off the car!

• 14:01Peyton Hardin?

  I ran over the cop's bicycle.

• 14:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Jesus.

• 14:04Peyton Hardin?

  I found a parking spot in front of somebody's house. I take all the fishing poles and the tackle box and the cool- And the chairs-

• 14:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And the beer.

• 14:13Peyton Hardin?

  And now there's a good little walk to get to the, to the lake.

• 14:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, there is.

• 14:16Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm walking to the lake, right? And I'm with a woman. Let's mind you that. Now, she's ditzy.

• 14:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's still pretty, pretty, bit hot, babe. You get the sunscreen, just in there.

• 14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Ninety pounds of [bleep].

• 14:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I'm like, "Okay, hurry up." She's far behind and now we're in this field, walking to the lake.

• 14:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You beating her on foot while carrying everything is, is, that's missed me.

• 14:40Peyton Hardin?

  She, she was going through TikTok on her phone, walking. I was like, "Hey, I'm trying to go fish, right?" So I'm stopping and I look back at her and I'm like, "Hey, come on." She's taking a walk. I'm sitting there waiting on her because I'm a good boyfriend, right? But as I'm sitting there waiting, my foot's getting real hot. I go, "Why is my foot hot?" I look down. Fifteen million ants are in between my toes. I'm getting [bleep].

• 15:11Peyton Hardin?

  Buy these ants right now.

• 15:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh god, I feel bad for you.

• 15:16Peyton Hardin?

  I start jumping up, I'm taking off my socks, I'm banging, I mean, I am absolutely, I take a beer out of the cooler and start pouring it on my foot to get the thing off.

• 15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Resourcefulness.

• 15:26Peyton Hardin?

  My foot still itches to this day, I'm not gonna show you because it looks bad, you know, it looks.

• 15:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I bet, that's the worst, the fact you had your toes out was crazy, I mean, you were, you were fully cosplaying.

• 15:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Fully leaned in.

• 15:36Peyton Hardin?

  I was in it, right, so then, I make it to the pond, right, now, I didn't, or to the lake, I make it to the lake. Now my foot's on fire, I just hit a cop car.

• 15:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm having bad anxiety, then I get there and I'm like, oh, I don't know how to fish.

• 15:54Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't think about that, I don't know, I thought that there was, I didn't know there's a whole system to get the hook on, on the string and the string has to wrap around this.

• 16:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 16:04Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm sitting there at 6am, watching TikToks, and I had to assemble a god fishing rod like it's a missile launcher. I was there, I was like, what the is going on, man, I was like, and Sarah's looking at me.

• 16:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Foot's on fire, Sarah's still, oh, life's great.

• 16:19Peyton Hardin?

  Now she's starting to judge me, she's like.

• 16:21Cameron Kennedy?

  So, much of a man, huh? How about you get another beer alcoholic?

• 16:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and to what she tells me, hey, just start drinking, and I'm like, okay, so it's 6am, I'm down, I got three beers in me.

• 16:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That's egregious.

• 16:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it feels good at this point. So now, I, I, I hoodrigged some kind of fishing mechanism up.

• 16:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like it turns into just absolute art.

• 16:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Picasso, you're like, oh, take the string, so it hit, just because you're drunk.

• 16:46Peyton Hardin?

  And this is where the story ends. I'm like, okay, now it's time to go fish. I, now, I didn't know there's a certain form you have to do to throw the fishing rod.

• 16:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton?

• 16:57Peyton Hardin?

  Out into the, into the lake. So I just bring, the, the string is, is like six feet off the thing, with the hook.

• 17:08Peyton Hardin?

  I go like this and I go to release. The rod goes forward. But the string and the hook aren't following.

• 17:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, please don't tell me this, Sarah.

• 17:22Peyton Hardin?

  That string. That hook. Went so far into my butt cheek, Cam.

• 17:30Peyton Hardin?

  That, it was stuck. Deep into my butt cheek. And if you think I'm kidding. You're not showing me your, you're not showing me your. Dude, is it, huh? You got that? You get that little red mark in there? You see it's there? A red mark, it's scabbed. It looks infected. It hasn't been cleaned. Cleaned it now.

• 17:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh, oh shit. Okay, first off. Yeah. That is, that's actually worse than I thought it'd be.

• 18:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll give you that. Second, you'd need, you need to clean that.

• 18:04Peyton Hardin?

  Is it bad?

• 18:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's starting to get crusty. Like it's starting to get like, look like a moldy crust up top. It's getting real, that's, that might be infected.

• 18:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, sorry.

• 18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You hit, you stuck your own. First off, what, what was your outfit? What was your outfit to where you could just stick your own that easy? Your feet are out and exposed. Like you show up in your drawers?

• 18:22Peyton Hardin?

  I was like basketball shorts, yeah, it was like basketball shorts. It got hot quick. I mean. Fourth of July story.

• 18:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You talk about a fourth of July, running over a cop. Stepping in an ad and sticking your own. First off, you're not, it's not, you're not finishing a golf swing. You don't go like this.

• 18:41Peyton Hardin?

  I've learned.

• 18:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You go out to the side.

• 18:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, I've learned now. Yeah, no, I've learned now. I went fully back here and that motherfucker said.

• 18:49Peyton Hardin?

  It said, in your, there you go. We're in your now.

• 18:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all wanna know the best part? How many fish did you catch?

• 19:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I didn't catch, I didn't see a fish. I, I didn't see a fish. I'm not sure that lake had fish. I'm not, I'm not sure.

• 19:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it did, oh, it did. You, let me, were you, okay, this is another thing. Were you going as far out as you can? Or were you going like a little shallow?

• 19:16Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I, I don't think I put the string on far enough. I sort of got that thing, they can go more than four feet in front of me.

• 19:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that, I mean, that's decent spot though. Cause I would've thought you would've went, yeah, let's get these fish.

• 19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Like on all the way deep.

• 19:26Peyton Hardin?

  I was trying to do.

• 19:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanna, you wanna play the short game.

• 19:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, really?

• 19:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 19:28Peyton Hardin?

  Well, if they do that, well then.

• 19:32Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna try again.

• 19:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, okay. Now by all means, I'm not bass pro over here.

• 19:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:38Cameron Kennedy?

  But I've been fishing a couple of times. I've caught some fish. I, we absolutely have to go.

• 19:42Peyton Hardin?

  I would love to. I had a lot of fun because I was drinking.

• 19:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's it.

• 19:45Peyton Hardin?

  My foot hurt, but I was having fun.

• 19:47Cameron Kennedy?

  My, my foot hurt. I left with a felony and I just had a lot of Coors Light. But, bro, fishing is, fishing's pretty close to golf.

• 19:55Peyton Hardin?

  Is it?

• 19:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a little fun thing that it's, it's actually really fun because you're drinking the whole time. But it's a fun, it's, it's that game.

• 20:01Peyton Hardin?

  I was out there for like four hours not doing.

• 20:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Not catching, didn't even see a scale. You didn't even see a fin.

• 20:07Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm, I almost got a heat stroke, I think. My head started really hurting. I realized I didn't drink water. It was like 98 degrees outside.

• 20:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, just half a gallon of beer.

• 20:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. My foot was infected, my ass was infected.

• 20:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, okay. I have to tell you my 4th of July.

• 20:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 20:22Cameron Kennedy?

  So my 4th of July, we went to Oklahoma, spent it with Liv's family. Everything was normal, everything was good, right? So we go to the fireworks stand and we buy some fireworks. Now, mind you, I've seen fireworks, I've done some fireworks. I've never like, I've never been that into fireworks. So I've never went to the stand and bought them.

• 20:40Peyton Hardin?

  I don't agree with fireworks.

• 20:41Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, prices are insane.

• 20:42Peyton Hardin?

  Heard this huge inflation on fireworks.

• 20:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Prices are insane. So we spent a moderate amount. We got like $200 of fireworks. We got some decent, right? Like, because it was, it was all of us, we all pitched in, like, it was a good little show we had. They have, do you know they have artillery? They have artillery fireworks.

• 20:58Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean, like weapons?

• 20:59Cameron Kennedy?

  So there's pretty much, like, like quite like a mortar, like, so there's some that you just light the fuse and it just shoots from the box. And there's artillery where it's a gauged like shell like this.

• 21:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:11Cameron Kennedy?

  With a long wick on it. You light that and you drop it into the tube and it goes. Like goes in one. Okay, now Oklahoma. I understand we have listeners all over the place.

• 21:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, I thought I was in the Battle of Gettysburg at one point. It, there was literal cannons going off.

• 21:28Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 21:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like.

• 21:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, what the? That was in Baghdad, like it was insane. So then, out of nowhere, massive storm comes through. Okay. I'm talking literally out of nowhere, like, we're sitting there, doing fireworks, and there's like forty mile an hour wind. I don't like that. And I was like, I hate this, that's scary. So we all go inside, perfect timing, because now the ribs and everything are done.

• 21:53Cameron Kennedy?

  We all sit down, this is Liv's dad's side, we all sit down, we're eating food and everything, and we're just talking about the fireworks and how it was cool, we'll finish them when the storm passes. Literally out of nowhere, Liv's dad, he's eating ribs, he goes, mm, wow. We go, you alright? He goes, oh yeah, I'm good. Okay. And then he has this disdain on his face, he's kind of just like... So then I make the joke, I'm like, oh, I'll be the funny guy, I'm like, you alright? Like, did you, you good? And he goes, oh yeah, no problem, my tooth fell out.

• 22:29Cameron Kennedy?

  He said it that quick? He's like, oh yeah, no, everything's alright, my tooth fell out. And I said, I literally went, you're lying. He's like, no, it's, it's out, it's gone. I said, did you swallow it? At that exact moment, he goes, no, it's right here. Spit it out, caught it in his hand, and it was a whole tooth. It was like one, like back here, like it wasn't like a... You got a molar? I would have absolutely shit my pants, but it was like a back, like one of these little canines or something, but a whole tooth just fell out of his head. You can't announce it like that, you can't announce it like... Why, why was it still in his mouth? He literally said, my tooth fell out, with it still in his, like, were you trying to hide that? Like, be polite? If my tooth falls off, I'm going, what the?

• 23:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, oh no, oh no, oh no, I'm checking which one, oh, oh no. I might take the tooth and go, oh no. I'm freaking out. And I was like, oh dude, I know I'm not a man yet, like this man's tooth just fell out of his skull, and he continued, he took another bite. No, no, no. Of ribs. No, no, it's gluttony. With his tooth. Gluttony. In his mouth, he literally said.

• 23:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "Man, are you, are you okay? Are you choking? What's wrong?" "Oh, nothing. Everything's all good. My tooth fell out." "What the hell?" And then he broke.

• 23:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I'm so pissed. I gotta ask, see if someone took a picture. I did not take a picture. We were all rolling laughing. And it gets, so after he spit it, he puts it on the table, and we're all talking. And then, uh, Gabe.

• 24:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Gabe goes, "Dad, I'm not gonna lie, that motherfucker looked like a little rotten." Like, I think it was about time for that tooth to come out.

• 24:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I love my father-in-law. Dude, that tooth was, it literally looked like your burke. It was like soulless. That tooth was just not a healthy tooth. It was, it was time for it to come out. And it was, it was, bro, it was unbelievable.

• 24:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 24:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Unbelievable moment.

• 24:29Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, that's crazy enough, like, obviously, I assume that that tooth was, was ready to come out.

• 24:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It was on his last leg.

• 24:36Peyton Hardin?

  You don't react?

• 24:38Cameron Kennedy?

  This was-

• 24:39Peyton Hardin?

  And just spit it out and continue to eat. He's, you have to take him for like a check-in.

• 24:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a wellness check. Oh, bro, think about a tooth falling out, like a permanent tooth.

• 24:49Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna put his business out there.

• 24:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And this was his reaction.

• 24:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And you can decide if he got this, okay?

• 25:00Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened?

• 25:01Peyton Hardin?

  He got the fuck with Sarah on Facebook.

• 25:05Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Hi." He goes, "Where's Sarah?"

• 25:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened? I love him. He was like, "What's up, man?" He go, "Where's Sarah at?" Sarah goes, "Hey, DJ." He goes, "I got Band-Aids on."

• 25:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "You gotta just say hi."

• 25:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yo, now that how you do, "I got Band-Aids on." He goes, "I got my Band-Aids on. Doing good."

• 25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, when I showed up, he looked mummified. He was wrapped from knee down. It was a full-blown wrap.

• 25:43Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta, y'all gotta stay on him, man.

• 25:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we are. Oh, Liv made a hard rule with him.

• 25:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 25:47Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, "Every time you go to the doctor from now on, you have to FaceTime me."

• 25:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:50Cameron Kennedy?

  "Because you lie, and I gotta treat you like a little kid."

• 25:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. He's like, "Oh, everything's good." There's like a boiling thing on his leg.

• 25:56Peyton Hardin?

  We don't want to put his business out there.

• 25:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah. No, it's like, he's looking a lot better, though. But yeah, unbelievable, bro. It, it, like, I, that was the funniest of the whole, it was unreal, bro.

• 26:05Peyton Hardin?

  I learned something about myself this weekend.

• 26:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god. That can be scary at our age. It's real scary.

• 26:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's a talent thing. I have a talent.

• 26:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, uh, humor.

• 26:15Peyton Hardin?

  You can ask my whole household about it.

• 26:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't believe anyone that sleeps in that house. I don't believe anyone that sleeps in that house. Nothing that comes out of their mouth.

• 26:21Peyton Hardin?

  By the way, I found out I didn't have AC for the eight months I lived there.

• 26:26Cameron Kennedy?

  And you always got onto us to say it was [BLEEP].

• 26:30Peyton Hardin?

  It was broken. It was broken. It was broken. They replaced the whole unit.

• 26:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Son of a bitch!

• 26:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's broken. It feels great.

• 26:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You made me and K-Rod feel completely crazy.

• 26:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I didn't. It was, y'all were mean about it. Y'all were mean about it.

• 26:42Cameron Kennedy?

  There's not mean when I'm sweating bullets in your room.

• 26:44Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, "Big [BLEEP] house, no [BLEEP] shit."

• 26:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Ooh, I got seven guest rooms, don't have air. That makes sense. Ooh, everyone come over and watch at our place so we can sweat and [BLEEP] stink."

• 26:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, upstairs is very cold, so whenever I was telling y'all to watch, I could just say-

• 26:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It's dark. No one's up there.

• 26:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, the AC worked. There's two different units. You wouldn't know about that.

• 27:01Peyton Hardin?

  That happens in big, square footage houses. Different units, right? Different mechanisms that go throughout the house. It's all right. One day. Just kidding. I'm kidding. That's funny. Oh, I'll talk to you about, oh, I'm about to get in my, I'm about, I'm gonna sound prude later in the podcast because I have a story about that DoorDash or Renee.

• 27:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, if you're on my Instagram, you know about Renee. Oh, I gotta hold that there.

• 27:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god. I cannot, I literally called this man. He said, "No, no, no, I cannot tell you. Cause I'm not telling you."

• 27:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, but y'all see that later in the episode, but-

• 27:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I cannot wait for that. Yeah, tell, tell me, uh-

• 27:31Peyton Hardin?

  I have-

• 27:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Riddle me your talent.

• 27:32Peyton Hardin?

  I have a, I, I found out I have a talent.

• 27:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. I don't believe you, but sure.

• 27:36Peyton Hardin?

  It's really good. I think it's because I'm a little messed up. You know, like, people that are like me, we, we can, we're really good at certain things.

• 27:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Very specific things.

• 27:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Yeah. Like, my brother can name everything about a car, and he's, he's, like, you know, he's, he's, he's got problems.

• 27:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll never forget.

• 27:53Peyton Hardin?

  Like, you can see a car, you go, "Oh, yeah, that was in 1942. They changed the doors on that one." Like, he's like, he's like-

• 27:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll never forget. This man, Peyton, was about to get a car.

• 28:04Cameron Kennedy?

  This man was about to get a car. He was like, what should I get? I think Preston said, man cannot beat, you cannot beat Honda Odyssey.

• 28:13Peyton Hardin?

  I said, I don't want a luxury car.

• 28:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Send me. No disrespect.

• 28:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, Preston, I'll kill you. I'll kill you where you stand.

• 28:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man.

• 28:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, talent.

• 28:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 28:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Good talent.

• 28:27Peyton Hardin?

  I found out I have a hidden talent about myself.

• 28:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Wes, what is it?

• 28:30Peyton Hardin?

  I can understand things in reverse.

• 28:32Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that even mean? Like, what does that mean?

• 28:35Peyton Hardin?

  If something's played in reverse, I can, I can, I know what it's saying. I know what people are saying if it's in reverse.

• 28:41Cameron Kennedy?

  So if, like words, if someone speaks in reverse, you hear it clear?

• 28:45Peyton Hardin?

  Anything in reverse, I can figure it out.

• 28:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Guess what?

• 28:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, I swear to you, you know how people are like lip readers? And like, I'm a, I'm a hear reverse reader. Anything in reverse, I can hear it well. And I, I thought it was crazy too, but I kept doing it. It might take me some seconds, but I can do it.

• 29:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, can I test you? Can I, let me, let me quiz you?

• 29:02Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I can quiz you?

• 29:03Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:05Cameron Kennedy?

  So I just have to, I don't know how to speak in reverse. You can decode it? I was like, act dog mighty. You go, oh, pizza's hot. Get out of here. That is not real at all.

• 29:15Peyton Hardin?

  I find like reversal videos, not like the cow, first cowgirl videos you watch, but like the other reversal videos. Let me twerk it. Slimmin' in the middle of the fork it.

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• 30:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay. I just went to the side room, completely away from him, and I recorded like four words.

• 30:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'm ready.

• 30:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I put them in reverse, and we're just gonna, we're just gonna test them.

• 30:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, I hope you didn't make it like, super hard, though.

• 30:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I go, I'm like, "Excreme avalanche abatascito."

• 30:43Peyton Hardin?

  And I go, "Oh!"

• 30:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Mmm, North Pacific West."

• 30:47Peyton Hardin?

  If I can do that, put me in a museum.

• 30:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'd, no, I'd send you to NASA.

• 30:50Peyton Hardin?

  I boosted it up a little bit, I can do simple words, though, like, and I've only tested this for a weekend, and I was drunk.

• 30:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's crazy to go on, on the air, on the internet that lives forever, after a drunken weekend, and go, "Dude, I have new talent." You put in maybe two hours into this.

• 31:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, watch this.

• 31:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe two hours. Alright.

• 31:08Peyton Hardin?

  I put 30 seconds in, it changed people's lives.

• 31:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, first one, you ready?

• 31:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And you tell me when it gets too annoying, because it's a short video, so it's gonna go and go.

• 31:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 31:25Peyton Hardin?

  Is that even in reverse? It's "moon."

• 31:29Peyton Hardin?

  Is that it? That didn't even sound like it was in reverse, that was "moon."

• 31:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That was in reverse, and what do you mean that was "moon"? Why'd you say it so simple? Don't dap me up.

• 31:38Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta be happy for me, don't look sad.

• 31:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That doesn't sound, no, but, no, no.

• 31:41Peyton Hardin?

  That sounds like "moon," no, everybody agrees with that.

• 31:44Cameron Kennedy?

  "Nmm."

• 31:45Peyton Hardin?

  Go do it again? It really sounds like you're saying "moon" with like, sauce in your mouth.

• 31:51Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, were you eating when you made that?

• 31:52Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 31:53Peyton Hardin?

  That was easy. That's "moon," easy.

• 31:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Easy, if, if you just told, if someone just blindfolded me, I don't know why my vision matters, but if someone said, "Hey, what word is this in reverse?" I would, I would be all over the place.

• 32:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you don't have the talent. But that's not like you just had food in your mouth. Turn it up a little bit, too.

• 32:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go, here we go.

• 32:15Peyton Hardin?

  Sounds like a foreign prayer. Here we go, say it again?

• 32:22Peyton Hardin?

  Stop it. "Hoaluk, hoaluk, koala."

• 32:28Cameron Kennedy?

  What in the [bleep] is happening?

• 32:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It's easy if you learn it.

• 32:36Peyton Hardin?

  Hoaluck.

• 32:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop saying "learn it", it's not a-

• 32:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's you get the beginning and the end, hoaluck. Co- and then you have- Context clues, koala-

• 32:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Koal- hoaluck.

• 32:45Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, that's why it's sound like a foreign prayer.

• 32:47Cameron Kennedy?

  But how do you, like, okay, okay.

• 32:49Peyton Hardin?

  Hoaluck.

• 32:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Now I thought this was gonna go in a different way.

• 32:52Peyton Hardin?

  It's easy. Syllables and-

• 32:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Hoaluck.

• 32:54Peyton Hardin?

  It's all syllables and first and last word.

• 32:56Cameron Kennedy?

  If I flipped those, "hoaluck", I'd go "koaluck", that's not koala.

• 33:02Peyton Hardin?

  Hoaluck, koala. Hoaluck. Listen, hoaluck, koala.

• 33:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't say, I swear to God when I made the video, I didn't go "koalooch", like, I didn't do that. That's what I'm saying, you can justify it, you're getting it right, so- Your method's working, but, okay, next one.

• 33:18Peyton Hardin?

  Come on.

• 33:21Peyton Hardin?

  You sound like a minion.

• 33:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, now we're clapping.

• 33:28Peyton Hardin?

  It's the syllables!

• 33:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, now we're clapping.

• 33:31Peyton Hardin?

  I'll give it to you one more time.

• 33:36Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know what that first-

• 33:41Peyton Hardin?

  I think, I think you got you on this one. I think you're stumped.

• 33:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut up!

• 33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That just f***ing scared me. That scared me a lot.

• 33:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm trying to think, you're moaning in my ear. Hmm na na. Hmm na na na. Banana.

• 34:04Cameron Kennedy?

  How the f***? You hear this? This is stupid. This is stupid.

• 34:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Oh my God. How are you get- Hmm na na. And you said banana. Oh, look at that little p- oh. I'm sorry, I almost went drop the riff.

• 34:21Peyton Hardin?

  Is that it?

• 34:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it was banana.

• 34:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you're gonna teach me, I have one more.

• 34:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's uh, syllables and first and last, and you just use context clues, and be careful.

• 34:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I have one more.

• 34:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 34:34Peyton Hardin?

  Hoots?

• 34:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Hoots?

• 34:36Peyton Hardin?

  It's like minions.

• 34:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Hoots?

• 34:38Peyton Hardin?

  Hoots?

• 34:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Tonight we will steal the moon! Ah!

• 34:43Peyton Hardin?

  You're a dad. Um, hoots?

• 34:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Hoots? Hoots?

• 34:49Peyton Hardin?

  Root?

• 34:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Now this one, I genuinely...

• 34:53Peyton Hardin?

  Root?

• 34:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I genuinely hope you don't get it.

• 34:56Peyton Hardin?

  Soul?

• 34:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Soul?

• 34:58Peyton Hardin?

  S- no.

• 34:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Loot?

• 35:01Peyton Hardin?

  Loot, oh, stool.

• 35:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah dude, okay, I... I don't know what to say, I don't know what to say.

• 35:07Peyton Hardin?

  The easiest one, it stopped me. Stool is the easiest one. Yeah, cuz loot's backwards is stool, right?

• 35:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that all you have to do? Just decipher it?

• 35:13Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, it's literally just a word in reverse.

• 35:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, but like, ah, there's no...

• 35:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's syllables in... Look, cuz you're not talented. God didn't bless you with that.

• 35:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, he blessed me in some other areas.

• 35:21Peyton Hardin?

  It's...

• 35:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "He blessed me in some other areas." Fertility. I go, "I'm two for two."

• 35:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man, dude, yeah, I learned that this weekend. It's just, it's all...

• 35:32Cameron Kennedy?

  How's one just learn that? First off, that's not a...

• 35:33Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I learned that on myself.

• 35:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Campfire skill. Like, you had a beer, you talked to Sarah's dad, and you're just like... "I had more, I had more, yeah." And you just... Imagine you're so fucked up, you just started talking to her. Oh, my God, that's what it was. Oh, my God, you got so blasted.

• 35:48Peyton Hardin?

  That I just...

• 35:48Cameron Kennedy?

  People were talking to you, but you were hearing it in reverse.

• 35:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you were drunk, drunk.

• 35:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God!

• 35:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I was. I was having a good time.

• 35:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You're sitting there looking at him. "Oh, yeah, I don't know." "Hey, so..."

• 36:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, I've learned a lot about myself.

• 36:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God! Okay, I just thought about this. So, obviously, I recorded those on Snapchat and just went reverse, right?

• 36:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Crazy, crazy. You know how it shows memories?

• 36:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, a picture pulled up from today, from like, years ago.

• 36:24Peyton Hardin?

  What were we...

• 36:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Whatever happened to that girl? Like, she was in the picture of all of us. I don't know if you want this to keep this, but...

• 36:31Peyton Hardin?

  Who?

• 36:31Cameron Kennedy?

  She... Florida.

• 36:33Peyton Hardin?

  I never told you?

• 36:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No. I literally just saw it in memory.

• 36:37Peyton Hardin?

  About the text?

• 36:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That text?

• 36:38Peyton Hardin?

  I have nothing about it. You have a text?

• 36:41Cameron Kennedy?

  What was it, this... Was this like, two years ago?

• 36:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 36:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Two years ago, Florida?

• 36:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 36:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes! There's a text?

• 36:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's a minis?

• 36:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 36:49Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if I still have it, but there's a text that she sent me like years ago when this happened.

• 36:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 36:55Peyton Hardin?

  And I wanted to talk about on the podcast, but I wanted to give it time and I just completely forgot about it.

• 36:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, there's no bet. Please try to find it.

• 37:01Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of texts, sorry. Um, you know what? Actually, it's probably my favorites.

• 37:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's insane.

• 37:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, the text is insane.

• 37:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's a bad text?

• 37:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god, I'm strapped in. Oh my god. Wait, bad from you or from her? Cause you can get nasty. You can get absolutely wicked behind the thumbs.

• 37:21Peyton Hardin?

  It's from her, let me.

• 37:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. No, no, don't tell me she hurt my pain away this hard.

• 37:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, she didn't hurt me. She creeped me out. It was really.

• 37:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Text. The amount of different, oh, it's that, oh, it's that text.

• 37:32Peyton Hardin?

  I really, I pray to god I can find it. You can like search your favorites now.

• 37:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, there's favorites in text messages?

• 37:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, so if you like in your, I have favorites in my album, right? And then like in the favorites album, but then you can search pictures.

• 37:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 37:47Peyton Hardin?

  Like with, uh, let me text what she said in it, cause I remember a little bit.

• 37:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 37:52Peyton Hardin?

  There it is.

• 37:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You have it?

• 37:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I just typed in black.

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• 38:32Speaker 04

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• 39:03Cameron Kennedy?

  What? I'm so happy this happened. Black? I hope she doesn't watch. What does that even mean, black?

• 39:13Peyton Hardin?

  That's what she called it.

• 39:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you have to read, can you please read it? I literally stopped talking to her after this. Oh my god. I think the context of this text. Oh no, give it to us raw. No, no, okay. Okay, you want it like no context? I want it raw. Ah, no, context is good, context is good. Or no. Well, no, I'll do no context first. Yeah, there we go, reverse engineer. This, swear to god, she texted me this saying.

• 39:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so ready for this, I'm so ready for this. That is, that is just divine pod gods right there. The fact that that picture popped up. Okay.

• 39:52Cameron Kennedy?

  The text. The text says, hello my beautiful black king. With a crown. Yes!

• 40:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I call you that. I call you my beautiful black king. I do. Hello my beautiful black king, crown emoji. Please go get some king crab for my king.

• 40:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And hella butter sauce.

• 40:26Cameron Kennedy?

  The black arm emoji. And a heart.

• 40:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You can have my diet coke. What?

• 40:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That sounded like a bomb went off.

• 40:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought, I thought we got bombed, bro. I legit got scared for a second. Kind of move studios. Yeah, look, I have the text. Read it. You want the. I stopped talking to her after that. Hello my beautiful black king, crown emoji. Please go get some king crab for my king and hella butter sauce. How'd she smell butter? Hella B-U-T-T-A-H butter. Hella butter sauce, black flex, red heart, and you can have my diet coke. What the?

• 41:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 41:16Peyton Hardin?

  She was like Hispanic.

• 41:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she was.

• 41:20Peyton Hardin?

  Why is she talking to me like that?

• 41:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Dennis, can I first, can I start this? I say, that is absolutely not the route I thought this text was going. I thought she was like, no, you da-da-da-da-da, just talking to her.

• 41:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, we, we're fine.

• 41:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why I was like, whatever happened? Cause I didn't remember like this like turmoil.

• 41:35Peyton Hardin?

  She wanted, I don't remember.

• 41:36Cameron Kennedy?

  She icked you. She gave you the ick. She gave you the black egg. She gave the black king a black plague. She said, hell, good morning, my beautiful, black African king. Go get some African American black crab legs.

• 41:50Peyton Hardin?

  And hella butter.

• 41:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Butter sauce.

• 41:52Peyton Hardin?

  Hella butter is crazy.

• 41:54Cameron Kennedy?

  After I'm a black king.

• 41:56Peyton Hardin?

  H E L L A space butter.

• 41:58Cameron Kennedy?

  B U T T H.

• 42:00Peyton Hardin?

  Hispanic girl. Yeah, from like Miami.

• 42:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And then she literally hit a black legs.

• 42:05Peyton Hardin?

  She had to click on that emoji and select the black.

• 42:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, she had some like within her.

• 42:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I think she was in it then. She wanted to call me something. I, I was like, cause I remember, I don't remember.

• 42:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No way.

• 42:16Peyton Hardin?

  Was she in town? I don't remember what it was, but it was like something I, I wanted to try seafood. I wasn't into seafood at the time. And I got was.

• 42:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, shut up. Shut the up. She sent this while she was at your house?

• 42:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I think so. Like, and I went to go get the, my beautiful black king, go hella butter sauce.

• 42:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What? I would have given the police the apartment. I would have never returned. I would have never showed back up.

• 42:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm so surprised that every show.

• 42:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Get some hella king crab for my beautiful black king. Make sure you don't forget the hella butter sauce.

• 42:50Peyton Hardin?

  Jesus.

• 42:52Cameron Kennedy?

  She was Hispanic.

• 42:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's not how you sound at all. She never, like, she never talked to me like that. And she never spoke to me like that.

• 43:01Cameron Kennedy?

  What possessed her to say that?

• 43:03Peyton Hardin?

  The first text of the day too.

• 43:04Cameron Kennedy?

  She woke up a little spunky, a little racist. She just woke up just teesh racist.

• 43:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I think. Night before that, you know what I mean? And then, and then the next morning she was like, my brother.

• 43:17Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, I've never been treated how like I was last time, my black king. Y'all make sure you bring back that hella butter sauce.

• 43:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, and by the way, you can have my diet code.

• 43:32Cameron Kennedy?

  The only normal part of that message, you can have my DC.

• 43:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What in the hell?

• 43:36Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. I don't know. I'm so happy.

• 43:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That was just, that just severed like that?

• 43:40Peyton Hardin?

  I think after that trip, I sent her back and I never talked to her again.

• 43:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Sent her back?

• 43:43Peyton Hardin?

  To Florida. To Florida. I know July 4th just happened. Alright, no, to Florida. To Florida.

• 43:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I wasn't even talking about the location. I was just talking about the verb, bitch.

• 43:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 44:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was crazy text, yeah.

• 44:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, what a moment. That, dude, that, because genuinely.

• 44:07Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna like, interview her.

• 44:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh, god.

• 44:10Peyton Hardin?

  Bring her back, but what the?

• 44:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but hey, are you real? Are you a real person?

• 44:14Peyton Hardin?

  You experienced those 45 seconds.

• 44:19Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna, eh, like, I've been close, girl. I know what you're talking about. I've seen it. Ooh, godly, I've seen it. I've seen it alive and well, too. Oh.

• 44:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Have we ever told that story?

• 44:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, god.

• 44:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I knocked on the door, I said, "Hey, I need some more double A's for my Game Boy." "Oh, what the is that?"

• 44:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "Who is that? What is that? Hey, there's something in your pants." "Get it out, you need help?"

• 44:42Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know why I didn't waistband.

• 44:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know why you didn't waistband or, like, oh, I'm not gonna, I don't think you could've waistband. I think you were shirtless up top, too. I think you just came out, it was just...

• 44:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh dude, our roommate's stories can go on a Smithsonian.

• 45:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanna know something even better than that is I will never experience that. Thinking about waistband and me touching my own sternum. I'll, I'll die without ever having that as a genuine thought. Like, oh, if I waistband, it's like, yeah, you can barely see it.

• 45:15Peyton Hardin?

  It's more than that, but it's, it's not, it's not...

• 45:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I remember, that's a swallow, whatever that was. He said, "Rah, rah."

• 45:24Peyton Hardin?

  I remember.

• 45:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I mean, that was a moment.

• 45:27Peyton Hardin?

  I remember.

• 45:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, I said. Cause we, okay, we shared a room, but the bathroom was in his, like, there was a dividing door, my room, his room, but the shared bathroom was inside.

• 45:39Peyton Hardin?

  To get to our shared bathroom, he had to go through my room.

• 45:42Cameron Kennedy?

  What the, that was stupid. You beat me to move and he picked a big room. That's dumb as, anyway, anyway. I.

• 45:49Peyton Hardin?

  It makes it more, you were more social, so everybody had to go through your room to talk, like, if they wanted to hang out. I, nobody would have came in.

• 45:56Cameron Kennedy?

  If I never, say I never, like, forced you to meet everybody and you had the front room, people are coming in to just hang out and stuff, you're always just like this.

• 46:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, get out. But I knocked to just get in my, my rightful space in my bathroom. And he's going to Pound Town and they're having fun, and apparently the festival, the ride just ended, like, just ended. Very much blood flow. And he opens the door and he's just like this.

• 46:27Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, yeah, what's up, bro? He's like, yeah, what's up, man?

• 46:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally was like, I was like, hey, bro, what the, I was like, what is that thing? What is that? What is that? Is that a thigh weight? What is that? I've seen an ankle weight, is that, is that a thigh weight? What is that? That can't be what I think it is. That's not fair. That can't be right. Oh, wow. Alright, I'm gonna go piss. Alright, alright, I'm gonna go. Just get back in the bed. Are you alright, ma'am?

• 46:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, I'll call help if you need help. My god. You go to the hospital? What? He goes, why didn't I get that? He goes, my god, he can already jump higher than me? Means that he can.

• 47:17Peyton Hardin?

  I had no.

• 47:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Oh my god, man. What about this?

• 47:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna stop. You're not telling everything on this podcast. What about that? What about? Oh my god, I hate us and I love us. I love us and I hate us. That last part can't see. I can't see too well, but I'm getting those little black dots. I need to ask a doctor about that, bro. That happens every episode. CJ, you better cut that last part out. Oh god, dude. Wow. Wow, you can keep this in though. Oh my god, man. Oh wow, let's talk about something else. Oh my god, dude.

• 47:58Speaker 02

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• 48:28Speaker 04

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• 48:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's talk about something else, man. Let's do it. Um, do you eat your applesauce hot or cold? What the [__] does that mean? I'm 28. I haven't had applesauce in 15 years. Applesauce, bro? I'm on the verge of not being able to breathe. You're gonna ask me about applesauce? You don't eat applesauce? I haven't bought, I don't even buy applesauce for my babies. They don't even need applesauce. You think I eat applesauce as a 28-year-old? When you ate applesauce, you didn't eat it applesauce hot or cold? I ate it room tip. Really? Yeah, 20 years ago, yeah, it was room tip. You've never had an opinion. Hot or cold? If I had to, it'd be cold for sure. It's either room temp or from the fridge.

• 49:35Peyton Hardin?

  Hot applesauce?

• 49:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a f*** killer. You are an absolute murderer.

• 49:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, you warm up your applesauce, it's the best delicacy ever. It's the best dessert.

• 49:43Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, applesauce is not a dessert. Let's cut that right there.

• 49:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh dude, stop. Please stop.

• 49:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Applesauce is what they give out at the shelter. They don't, it's not, uh, uh, uh...

• 49:52Peyton Hardin?

  You're the only one who can make applesauce a class thing.

• 49:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, applesauce is not a dessert.

• 49:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it is.

• 49:57Cameron Kennedy?

  They give it to children, you threw up. That was vomit.

• 50:00Peyton Hardin?

  I heard the chunk. Like, the little pipe got busted, it went, "Ugh."

• 50:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I have seen applesauce handed to children at breakfast.

• 50:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 50:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I was a YMCA camp leader counselor. I served applesauce to children at breakfast.

• 50:15Peyton Hardin?

  Sure.

• 50:15Cameron Kennedy?

  We never gave out a dessert, not once. Ergo, can't happen.

• 50:19Peyton Hardin?

  As an adult, applesauce is a dessert, warmed up.

• 50:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope, bro.

• 50:22Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta heat up your applesauce.

• 50:23Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, that in itself is f***ing disgusting.

• 50:26Peyton Hardin?

  Or it's a good, it's a good, like, sauce for pork chops. You ever pu- what?

• 50:33Peyton Hardin?

  What? You ever put applesauce on your pork chops?

• 50:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You look like a pork chop eating motherf***.

• 50:41Peyton Hardin?

  Pork chops?

• 50:41Cameron Kennedy?

  What's wrong with pork chops and applesauce? You've never done that? Are you alive? What do you mean I've never done that? Applesauce and pork chops?

• 50:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, right now, try it.

• 50:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, have you ever put battery acid on your Pop-Tarts? It makes a weird little flavor. Shut up!

• 50:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're not gonna make me look like this. You're not gonna make me look like this. You're gonna be so surprised-

• 50:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not making you do anything. I'm not making you do anything.

• 51:02Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't had a pork chop without applesauce. I've never done it. I've never had that.

• 51:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, I almost said some, I mean, I just, terrible. Like, terrible. I almost said you need to be shot. Not like fatally, but like, maybe like a pellet gun. Just like, just one good, just shot.

• 51:18Peyton Hardin?

  I think you're gonna be grossly surprised by how many people know about this and do this. It's more people eat pork chops with applesauce than not.

• 51:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I, like, I'm feeling an innate need to, like, squeeze, like, hurt you. Like, squeeze you.

• 51:29Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 51:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Apples, you're saying in your death-

• 51:31Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, eating-

• 51:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Applesauce on pork chops. Applesauce, a kid's snack on a, on a entree that is meat.

• 51:40Peyton Hardin?

  You're grossly mistaken saying applesauce is a kid's snack. Cold applesauce is for kids. Grow up.

• 51:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't heat any sauce. I don't heat my sauces. I don't heat ketchup. I don't heat mustard. I don't heat anything.

• 51:52Peyton Hardin?

  You should start heating.

• 51:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It's all cold. Where you after you open it, where does it go? Fridge? Spaghetti sauce, open it, where's it go? Fridge. It gets hot when you put it in the rest of the meal and you don't put applesauce on meat.

• 52:01Peyton Hardin?

  Peanut butter goes in the.

• 52:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, are you in jail?

• 52:04Peyton Hardin?

  Well, if you put your peanut butter in the pantry, like you said you do, that's a warm sauce.

• 52:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not a so, oh my god, peanut butter's not a sauce.

• 52:09Peyton Hardin?

  It acts as a sauce.

• 52:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it doesn't.

• 52:12Peyton Hardin?

  You don't dip your apple slices in peanut butter?

• 52:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I mean, yes, you do, but that's not a sauce.

• 52:18Peyton Hardin?

  It's a sa- it's a saucy substance.

• 52:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You you don't take a spoonful of peanut butter and drizzle it over something. You'd be there for a century.

• 52:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you do.

• 52:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd be there for ye-

• 52:25Peyton Hardin?

  Over, over.

• 52:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 52:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. Over a banana.

• 52:31Peyton Hardin?

  It's like the fondue. It's peanut butter fondue.

• 52:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You do not drizzle, key word, drizzle, your peanut butter over a banana. You, you, I have seen you throat countless bananas in your existence.

• 52:43Peyton Hardin?

  Careful.

• 52:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And you do not drizzle them. I've seen you salt and pepper the son of a- I've never seen you drizzle peanut butter on a banana.

• 52:53Peyton Hardin?

  You know what's also good? Applesauce and bananas. Applesauce is the most, applesauce is more diverse than ketchup.

• 53:00Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, you're going to hell. You are going to hell with the world's worst people ever.

• 53:04Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 53:06Cameron Kennedy?

  First off.

• 53:06Peyton Hardin?

  Cause you haven't tried something, cause your palate's this big, you still eat Lean cuisines with a penguin on it?

• 53:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You've drawn too much beard. You thought you were a sage. You could speak backwards.

• 53:15Peyton Hardin?

  I obviously can't.

• 53:15Cameron Kennedy?

  This is probably, yeah, you're right, but this is probably one of those moments.

• 53:18Peyton Hardin?

  You're mad cause I got a big applesauce?

• 53:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, shut your dumb big.

• 53:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Apples, no, that, that is, that is another drunken thing. That is a drunken thing.

• 53:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not. Right now, try applesauce and bananas. Then try applesauce and pork chops. After you eat applesauce and pork chops, your life is gonna change.

• 53:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you just hear what you told people? Like, you just told, imagine going to the grocery list and you said applesauce, bananas, pork chops.

• 53:43Peyton Hardin?

  Name a time I've been wrong about a snack. I make the best snacks in the world.

• 53:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Cucumber Gatorade, whole.

• 53:49Peyton Hardin?

  I, I literally raised cucumber Gatorade sales 125%.

• 53:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you did. That's fine.

• 53:54Peyton Hardin?

  I couldn't get, I couldn't get, at that whole year, I couldn't get cucumber Gatorade in my store.

• 53:57Cameron Kennedy?

  But everyone wanted to.

• 53:58Peyton Hardin?

  Give me my equity.

• 53:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Everyone wanted to disagree with you. They're not agreeing with you.

• 54:01Peyton Hardin?

  But they tried it and they loved it, obviously. Then, salt and peanut butter banana- Then, after that, salt and pepper bananas. What happened? Everybody tried it. It became a trend. It's good. Now, right now, go get a pork chop and then go put some applesauce on it, warm. Cold could be good if you like that kind of texture.

• 54:20Peyton Hardin?

  Aren't Gordon Ramsay, "Put, put on it, warm!"

• 54:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Cold could be good for your texture?

• 54:25Peyton Hardin?

  Shut up! Well, I don't know how to cook. So, that, but, so it makes me come up with concoctions like this.

• 54:32Cameron Kennedy?

  So you, you took a pork chop, you put it in a skillet, meat, and you went...

• 54:41Peyton Hardin?

  Sarah, Sarah made the pork chop. I don't know how to make pork chops. My friend has a permanent eye sty from a pork chop. Got one of those beads stuck in there.

• 54:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that even mean?

• 54:51Peyton Hardin?

  That's what he told me. You know, people got that little dot in there on?

• 54:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I hate that. I always want to poke it with a thumbtack.

• 54:56Peyton Hardin?

  He said he got it from a pork chop. I think I said this.

• 54:58Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean? Like, it was diseased?

• 55:00Peyton Hardin?

  Popped up in his eye and it got stuck in there.

• 55:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's a, it's not even a sty. It's just foreign. It just has a piece of ham in there.

• 55:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, something's in my eye.

• 55:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Okay, enough of the pork chop and applesauce. I, okay, I saw something. I know for a fact you've seen this, but we have to talk about it.

• 55:16Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 55:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you see Chris Brown at his most recent concert? And I'm talking about the theatrics on the stage, right?

• 55:24Peyton Hardin?

  What part? It's a long show. I heard it's a four-hour show.

• 55:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, four hours, whatever. I'm honed in on this about three-minute segment.

• 55:31Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 55:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, nothing. Basically, just a fan.

• 55:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I saw that. He, he, I mean, can I say? I'd be, I, that's, those are blissful strokes.

• 55:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, I mean, I get, I get all the aura. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, he's, oh, while singing too. While singing, "Poppin'!"

• 55:49Peyton Hardin?

  Was it during "Poppin'"?

• 55:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 55:51Peyton Hardin?

  I would love to receive Chris Brown's strokes during "Poppin'".

• 55:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. Chris Brown could take me during "Poppin'".

• 55:55Peyton Hardin?

  What? And you know he's well endowed, probably.

• 55:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent. I mean, he gives it at least.

• 56:00Peyton Hardin?

  He gives well endowed. Yeah, yeah.

• 56:02Cameron Kennedy?

  But the thing is, this is, like, think about this. This is, they go to a concert, right? People who are close enough and he just goes, "You look good. Come here."

• 56:10Peyton Hardin?

  That was a fan?

• 56:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a fan!

• 56:13Peyton Hardin?

  I thought that was one of his dancers. That has to be one of his dancers.

• 56:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a fan!

• 56:17Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta sign up like a, like a, like a, like a waiver.

• 56:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a prenup!

• 56:22Peyton Hardin?

  You have to...

• 56:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, like, he's, he's literally having

• 56:26Peyton Hardin?

  This woman... Yeah, I saw it. It's hot.

• 56:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, he's like, he's going...

• 56:29Peyton Hardin?

  He spanked her?

• 56:30Cameron Kennedy?

  He's...

• 56:31Peyton Hardin?

  I watched, I watched two strokes. I said, "This is too much for me." I, I, I got off it.

• 56:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He's fully stroking her, grabbing all that good meat, like all that good skin. You know those crevices, cracks and creases. He's grabbing all the creases and cracks.

• 56:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, he's in his bag.

• 56:45Cameron Kennedy?

  He's thrusting her in. I'm talking, just taking it. He's taking it. And then he's, he steps back, hits a little high note real quick.

• 56:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, and I'm like, one, okay, let's just break it down. One, he doesn't love that woman. You're supposed to have intimate, like that with people you love. He doesn't love her. First red flag. Two, hey, guess what? There's 30,000 souls watching this right now live. Three, you didn't ask if she has a man or a husband or children. Four, there's a 30,000 people there. Let's call it 15,000 phones recording you being by Chris Brown in the middle of a stage. And five, and five, the cherry on top, whenever he ends it, "Oh, thank you for, oh, thank you." Get the [__] out of here. I gotta finish my show. I mean, like an absolute, just... It is, it is...

• 57:40Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, I need, we need to do research on if that was a fan.

• 57:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I look it up?

• 57:47Peyton Hardin?

  Can you, can I see the video real quick? We can't, we can't put this on the screen, but do your own research.

• 57:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, please, God, go watch the video.

• 57:54Peyton Hardin?

  We'll cut to after I watch it.

• 57:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like genuinely, look at that.

• 58:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying, bro. Like, I'm not gassing it.

• 58:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, you can keep this in.

• 58:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gassing it. Like, he is, he's having

• 58:08Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody's tied up.

• 58:09Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 58:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's just three minutes.

• 58:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:13Peyton Hardin?

  This lady's tied up.

• 58:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, he almost just touched her

• 58:16Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 58:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 58:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm tell, like, I'm not, I'm telling you.

• 58:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 58:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I mean, it's not bad.

• 58:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 58:27Peyton Hardin?

  She, she, I mean, she hasn't broken eye contact. Yeah, no, she's freaked out too.

• 58:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, can you imagine, imagine, no, imagine like, people, I hate to sound like we're getting old, imagine like a daddy-daughter in the crowd, like, they both love Chris Brown songs. It's like, they love "Poppin'", they love "With You", Yeah. "Tear Down", Well, no, the daddy-daughter wouldn't like that song.

• 58:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying the daddy might and the daughter might.

• 58:53Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 58:54Cameron Kennedy?

  The daddy probably liked that song to the mama and made the daughter, the daughter is now.

• 58:57Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but you need to stop. I'm talking about a daddy-daughter, like, they love. Oh, they like it together. They love, like, "With You" together, they love singing, like, "Poppin'", like, "Run It", like, all those songs, right?

• 59:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Just because you have a wide audience of fans, like, you don't need to change who you are. Like, he probably goes to shows, like, "Oh, I wanna [bleep] onstage with clothes on."

• 59:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:14Cameron Kennedy?

  So, like, you don't have to change that, because there's a potential that there might be younger audience.

• 59:18Peyton Hardin?

  I think we're mistaken that that was a fan. I don't think it was a fan. I think that was somebody that was on his guest list that came to that show. That was somebody that was on the guest list. And I got some Chris Brown stories, too, from behind the scenes. He's got a good guest list.

• 59:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Chris Brown, who? Chris Brown kissing a fan onstage during "Take You Down" performance. This is the same woman, by the way, same performance.

• 59:41Peyton Hardin?

  Who is that?

• 59:41Cameron Kennedy?

  They're locking lips.

• 59:42Peyton Hardin?

  But who is that?

• 59:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Swapping spit.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying, who's that tweet from? I don't trust that tweet. Anyway.

• 59:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh! Kim, stop watching it.

• 59:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, this isn't watching, this is the woman. Yeah, she's an Instagram model, probably, isn't she?

• 59:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, she went on, she went on live, talks about the viral clip that went around. Uh, she went to the show with her sister, da-da-da.

• 1:00:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. Say it, hurry.

• 1:00:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Read!

• 1:00:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, sorry.

• 1:00:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Say it!

• 1:00:07Peyton Hardin?

  On the, Jaden confirms that Chris Brown did kiss her multiple times. It seems the sisters have a direct plug to Breezy and are taking full advantage. Thank you. I told you, there's no way that they don't know him. They look like that, they're Instagram models, I'm telling you, they got it, they got it.

• 1:00:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe so.

• 1:00:21Peyton Hardin?

  But, um, I have a story before we get out of here.

• 1:00:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:00:24Peyton Hardin?

  I gotta talk about Renee.

• 1:00:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, I've been waiting.

• 1:00:27Peyton Hardin?

  I gotta talk about Renee from DoorDash.

• 1:00:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you do.

• 1:00:29Peyton Hardin?

  Now, you might have seen this on my TikTok, you might have seen this on my Instagram story. I got threatened by a DoorDash driver. Absolutely threatened by this vicious thug that came into my neighborhood. Her name is Renee.

• 1:00:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Lock up Renee!

• 1:00:43Peyton Hardin?

  Literally hashtag arrest Renee from DoorDash. Put it in the comments right now.

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• 1:01:51Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm gonna tell you this story, because I was...

• 1:01:56Peyton Hardin?

  I'm shaken and disturbed. And the fact that DoorDash hasn't taken any measures towards this criminal thug that they have running around representing their company in the greater Dallas area...

• 1:02:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Not a single stutter either!

• 1:02:10Peyton Hardin?

  I am perturbed. I am nervous to even order from your service anymore. I don't know what to do because of this criminal you have representing your company in the greater Dallas area. Her name's Renee. Now, I will say this. Hashtag release the call, because it's recorded. Hashtag release the call.

• 1:02:29Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I have it from both ends, so don't you dare try to, try, don't you try it, DoorDash. So basically what happened is, I had my girlfriend and her mom over at my house, right?

• 1:02:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:02:40Peyton Hardin?

  Well, my girlfriend lives there. My, my, my girlfriend's mom was at me and my girlfriend's house, right? And they said, "Ooh, I'm hungry," and I said, "Hey, my beautiful queens, don't you dare try to go out and get food. Don't you dare. I have DoorDash."

• 1:02:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:53Peyton Hardin?

  Right, I have DoorDash.

• 1:02:53Cameron Kennedy?

  This black king's got you.

• 1:02:55Peyton Hardin?

  You need to stop. I have DoorDash, so I'm gonna order y'all something. What do y'all want? They said, "I want this specific fajita." I said, "I got you, I'll get you six of those specific fajitas." I order them, right?

• 1:03:05Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, "Didn't ask for that."

• 1:03:06Peyton Hardin?

  I, I ordered the fajitas, right? From this place I always order the fajitas from. It's a great fajita place in the greater Dallas area.

• 1:03:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I need to get that name when we're done.

• 1:03:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I got you. So I order on DoorDash frequently. I've never had a problem, now, ever had a problem, until this violent thug Renee came along. So confirmed order, and it says, "Renee is your dasher. She's on her way to go get yo' fajitas." So I said, "Thank you, Renee," right? Now! Renee picks up my order, and I see her traveling to my neighborhood. Now, I will say this, and you can get your, your capitalist-

• 1:03:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God!

• 1:03:42Peyton Hardin?

  You get your jokes off the 1%. I live in a gated community. Alright, I will put it out there. Fine, it's for these violent thugs like Renee, is why.

• 1:03:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Why Renee?

• 1:03:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it's these violent, criminal, vicious thugs like Renee that I try to keep out of my life, right? So this violent, vicious thug Renee, who I find out is a 50-year-old white woman, she's making her jolly way to my neighborhood. Now, I know, because I DoorDash all the time to my neighborhood, that I gotta send these DoorDashers a gate code. Highly secured.

• 1:04:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:04:15Peyton Hardin?

  For a reason, for thugs like Renee. So I send Renee a code. It's in the chat. I have a text. I have it screenshotted. I send it to her. Right? Now I'm talking, I've done my part. I've done it. I'm talking to my girlfriend and her mom, right? She's building my four-foot-tall gangar puzzle. I'm sitting here, watching her do it, right? I'm not near my phone, because I'm quality time with my family, my hungry family.

• 1:04:44Peyton Hardin?

  I look over and I see I received a call from DoorDash. I go, "Oh, no." I can't breathe, dude. I, I, I, I missed a call. Why did I miss a call? I go to our chat and it says, a message from Renee saying, "I'm turning around, period." Attitude, Renee. Off rip. Attitude. What are you talking about? You're turning around. So I call Renee. I go, "Hey, uh, is everything okay?" She goes, "No." First of all, I'm already shaken and disturbed. I'm around my family, Renee. I'm around my, I'm shaken and disturbed. So I, I'm like, "Whoa, Renee. What's wrong, Renee? What's going on?" And she goes, she goes, "You need to tell your security that, uh, or no, no, no. She, this is before she blamed the security. She blames me."

• 1:05:28Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, "Your directions are all messed up." And I go, "What directions, Renee? I didn't put in any directions, Renee. The DoorDash does that on their own. I don't know how to do that." And she goes, "It took me to this back exit for the gate with only residents." And I go, "All, everybody can get in any gate if you have a code. Did you receive the code I got you?" "No, I didn't get any code. I'm turning around." And I said, "No, you're not. Renee." You have my products. He's like, "Renee, you have my food?" And she goes, "Yeah, I have your food, but it's my lunch now." What? Holy shit. Violent thug Renee threatened me, threatened me saying, "Your hundred dollar meal is now my lunch." And I go, "Whoa, Renee. Whoa, what are you talk-" I'm shaken at this point. I'm like this. I can't. I'm disturbed. I'm perturbed.

• 1:06:13Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, "It's my lunch now." And I go, "Renee, no, this is for my, for my, for my family. They're hungry. They're starving." And she goes, she goes, "Oh," she goes, "It's okay, boy." Racial. Racial. Racial. Racist. Racial and racist. Both of them. She goes, "It's okay, boy."

• 1:06:31Peyton Hardin?

  I go, she goes, "I'm glad you ordered all this food because it's gonna make a really good lunch for me because you don't know how to give directions and you want to live in your little gated community." First of all, expensive.

• 1:06:42Peyton Hardin?

  Let's clock that, T. I pay a premium to live there to stay away from violent criminal thugs like you, fifty-year-old white Renee. And she goes, "I'm not gonna drive all over the DFW area to deliver your little meal. It's my food now." That's a hundred dollar plate. Yeah, it is. That's a hundred dollar plate. You've never spent a hundred dollars on fajitas. It's a class issue now. And now, she, I, and I go- Oh Renee, it's not the whole DFW area, you just have to put in the gate code. She goes, she goes, "I was talking to your security guard at the gate. There's no code to put in." Well, let me tell you something. If you wanted, that talk box seconds as a code placer. You can't talk to the guard if you didn't see the code placer. That's your fault.

• 1:07:26Peyton Hardin?

  And she goes, "No, I'm turning around with your food. You need to fix your directions." Guy, guy. Now you're assuming my gender. So now it's a double problem and you're a hateful. Now you're hateful. I am, I am very pro LGBTQIA+ over here. Okay, we don't play those games. Not with my people, not with my people. I'm very plus. I'm very pro LGBTQIA+. Sorry if I mispronounced. So she's now giving me genders, right? Which is fine, because I am a him, which is fine. You assumed right, doesn't make you okay.

• 1:07:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:59Peyton Hardin?

  And she goes, she goes, "Cry all you want, little boy."

• 1:08:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Whoa! Now she's talking, now she's talking about your meat. She called you little.

• 1:08:06Peyton Hardin?

  She calls me little and she turns around, she goes, "It's gonna be a good lunch." Hangs up.

• 1:08:12Peyton Hardin?

  Arrest her!

• 1:08:13Cameron Kennedy?

  What a violent thug.

• 1:08:15Peyton Hardin?

  On a recorded line, she told me she's stealing my food. Hundred dollar fajitas.

• 1:08:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:19Peyton Hardin?

  Making fun of my, where I live. Rude.

• 1:08:24Peyton Hardin?

  Calls me boy, that's racist. Then says, "Guy, that is anti LGBTQIA+. Don't like that." She heads back now. I call, I call the support line. "Hey, you have a violent thug." Stealing, there's a criminal on the loose, stealing my hundred dollar fajitas. My family's starving. Hundred dollars is just taken from it. I'm calling DoorDash, they say, "Oh, it looks like she's taking it back to the place, you can go pick it up." Now my life's in danger, because I have to drive these streets with violent thugs.

• 1:08:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Like Renee.

• 1:08:57Peyton Hardin?

  Walking around. I could have, knowing Renee, she was not in her right mind. She could have been waiting outside my neighborhood to T-bone me at any time.

• 1:09:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent, and you wouldn't have been in the right mind to drive either, because you were shaking and perturbed.

• 1:09:07Peyton Hardin?

  And so I drive to the fajita place, knowing that Renee might be there to assassinate me. Or take more from me and steal. We know she's a violent thug criminal.

• 1:09:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 1:09:16Peyton Hardin?

  So I had to go in there, I'm ducking, I'm literally, you can check the security cams of the feet, I'm literally like this shaken and perturbed. And I go to the, to the counter guy and I go, "Hey, was there a little white lady here named Renee?" He goes, "Yeah, bro, what happened?" And I was like, "I don't know, she said she was gonna steal from me." She said, and then he goes, "Yeah, she said that you gave her the wrong directions." Now she's accusing me, accusing an innocent black man of doing something? She's problematic. Now what she said-

• 1:09:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Mistimed it.

• 1:09:43Peyton Hardin?

  Arrest Renee till it's backwards in DoorDash. The fact that I've tried to contact support multiple times-

• 1:09:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Count your-

• 1:09:53Peyton Hardin?

  And the most y'all did was give me a refund? After I had to fight for it and $3 of DoorDash credit? What the [__] that gonna cover? What the [__] that gonna cover? I was a loyal DoorDasher, Uber Eats is looking really [__] nice. And so, and now, now if you're in the greater DFW area-

• 1:10:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that happened.

• 1:10:18Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened?

• 1:10:19Peyton Hardin?

  What happened? What are you gonna do about it?

• 1:10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I mean, you just have so much. You said Uber Eats is looking- It was so much, you had to bring the spit back in.

• 1:10:31Peyton Hardin?

  What happened? And what are you gonna do?

• 1:10:35Peyton Hardin?

  So Renee-

• 1:10:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Continue.

• 1:10:36Peyton Hardin?

  So DoorDash-

• 1:10:38Cameron Kennedy?

  If anybody's-

• 1:10:39Peyton Hardin?

  If anybody's DoorDashing in the northern Dallas area and you see Renee switch DoorDashers, she's a violent criminal thug that steals food on a reported line.

• 1:10:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And she's racist.

• 1:10:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:10:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow, man.

• 1:10:53Peyton Hardin?

  So, #ArrestRenee till it's backwards. And I, I'm not using your service until I know there's disciplinary action on Renee. She should not be able to DoorDash.

• 1:11:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so sorry.

• 1:11:01Peyton Hardin?

  My bad that, that God has blessed me with hard work and success and the best fanbase on the earth that has allowed me to get into a nice neighborhood. That I'm renting.

• 1:11:17Cameron Kennedy?

  God forbid you struggled once in your life Renee.

• 1:11:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, God forbid.

• 1:11:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Then you take it all out on a beautiful black king like my friend.

• 1:11:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, hella butter sauce.

• 1:11:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, well hella butter sauce. Criminal thug, arrest her. Close your eyes, I have a surprise for you.

• 1:11:30Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:11:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a surprise for you. Just a quick little endear-

• 1:11:32Peyton Hardin?

  This is a long episode, alright?

• 1:11:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Quick little endearment of my love. It'll be quick and easy, close your eyes, move your-

• 1:11:36Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, is this the prank wars?

• 1:11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not, I promise it's not.

• 1:11:38Peyton Hardin?

  If I call out prank wars before you do the prank, then you gotta negate the prank.

• 1:11:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's stupid.

• 1:11:43Peyton Hardin?

  I caught you, it's a prank.

• 1:11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't catch me, I said hey, close your eyes. It's hard to catch.

• 1:11:48Peyton Hardin?

  So if I say it's a prank, and it is a prank, that doesn't count in the prank wars?

• 1:11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:11:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Move your mic.

• 1:11:56Peyton Hardin?

  Move your mic.

• 1:11:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam, I swear to god I'll beat- Nothing's about you, you're not eating anything, nothing's gonna touch you, it's nothing alive, nothing's gonna hurt you. No, promise, promise. Actually, you can, you can, uh, keep your eyes closed, but you don't have to put your hands out yet. I'm just gonna hold it, rather. Okay.

• 1:12:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't look.

• 1:12:12Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I'm-

• 1:12:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't look.

• 1:12:14Peyton Hardin?

  Funny until it's not.

• 1:12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't look.

• 1:12:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't look. Do not look. Don't look.

• 1:12:22Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not looking! How much setup does this take?

• 1:12:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so-

• 1:12:27Peyton Hardin?

  Can I open up?

• 1:12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Not yet, this surprise, this is me inviting you on a date, I'm asking you on a date, alright?

• 1:12:34Peyton Hardin?

  Me?

• 1:12:34Cameron Kennedy?

  But I got a token of my gratitude, my appreciation for you.

• 1:12:37Peyton Hardin?

  Is this real?

• 1:12:38Cameron Kennedy?

  This is real.

• 1:12:39Peyton Hardin?

  I, I miss going on dates.

• 1:12:40Cameron Kennedy?

  This is real, I'm, I'm asking you on a date.

• 1:12:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:12:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're probably gonna say no, cuz you already have previous plans with your girlfriend, and that's, eh, that's understandable, but-

• 1:12:46Peyton Hardin?

  I can ditch her, I do it all the time.

• 1:12:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, appreciate it, I love you. Here we go. Will you see the new Spider-Man movie with me? Open your eyes.

• 1:13:02Peyton Hardin?

  I was too lazy to cook last night, and I got a Little Caesar's, I, I mean, obviously, I cleared the pizza, but the boxes were fucking sick, so I just thought I'd bring them to you today. I thought they were kinda cool. What's the surprise? Oh, that's it, the boxes. You think I haven't seen those? I have those, at my house. CJ orders Little Caesar's every day.

• 1:13:28Peyton Hardin?

  Now, did you buy me movie tickets?

• 1:13:31Cameron Kennedy?

  If you would've said yes to the date and accepted the boxes.

• 1:13:33Peyton Hardin?

  So you haven't even bought the movie ticket?

• 1:13:34Cameron Kennedy?

  This is me asking you on a date.

• 1:13:36Peyton Hardin?

  Where? What movie theater?

• 1:13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Why the f- I have the tickets if you haven't said yes?

• 1:13:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'd go with you.

• 1:13:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, I'll buy the tickets. The boxes.

• 1:13:43Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, is there's nothing in the box?

• 1:13:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That means a little bit of grease, but that's about it.

• 1:13:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow, man.

• 1:13:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought I was, I mean, I just, I, I know your heart and I know you like cool stuff like that and like memorabilia and stuff.

• 1:13:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's not memorabilia, dude. Those are mass-produced pizza boxes that I have in my trash can right now, actually. I mean, I do appreciate the gesture.

• 1:14:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Just, just for me, it's, I mean, you know I had a long night, just for me. Just give me like two nice things.

• 1:14:08Peyton Hardin?

  Here, how about, how about we try it again?

• 1:14:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:14:12Peyton Hardin?

  Just, but it's such a weird presentation that you offered to see the ticket, or to get me tickets, but there's no tickets, there's no date. That's like saying, "Hey, will you marry me?" And there's no ring.

• 1:14:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that's not, no, because you don't have to do, no, that's not.

• 1:14:24Peyton Hardin?

  Because you, I could've said no, you still gotta get the ring.

• 1:14:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's for a wedding. If I said, "Hey, can I take you out on a date?"

• 1:14:30Peyton Hardin?

  And we go to different movie theaters.

• 1:14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  If you s- just be nice to me. Here we go.

• 1:14:34Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, alright, uh, keep your, keep your eyes closed. Um, I wanted to ask if you wanted to go see the new Spider-Man movie with me, uh, as a date. Open your eyes.

• 1:14:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Whoa!

• 1:14:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow!

• 1:14:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Aren't they sick?

• 1:14:46Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, let me see this.

• 1:14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's the better one. I figured you'd want that one.

• 1:14:50Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, cleared it, huh?

• 1:14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, I didn't even leave crumbs, yep.

• 1:14:53Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, what's this for?

• 1:14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I, it just, you know, I, I, I know you love like your movie posters and cool stuff and cardboard cutouts, so I just figured these were, these are pretty sick boxes.

• 1:15:03Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, are we getting paid to sp- to show, shout out Little Caesar's?

• 1:15:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:15:07Peyton Hardin?

  Good, because I don't like the pizza.

• 1:15:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, that's fine.

• 1:15:10Peyton Hardin?

  Um, wow, so what do you want me to do with this?

• 1:15:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I just figured you could probably use it and maybe keep it if you wanted to. Uh, that was a receipt, you didn't even see my order. Uh, you didn't need to see the extras that I got alongside the pizzas. But I just thought maybe you'd like it, it was cool, if you like, put it on a shelf.

• 1:15:22Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, I love when you give me your trash. Whoa, so when are we going to see the movie? What, what, what time, what place?

• 1:15:28Cameron Kennedy?

  What, was it a yes?

• 1:15:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:15:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, I'll, uh, I'll, I, um.

• 1:15:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you haven't gotten it yet?

• 1:15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, I wanted to make sure you were available before I bought the tickets and wasted my money.

• 1:15:37Peyton Hardin?

  You know, it's the same thing of like, hey,

• 1:15:41Peyton Hardin?

  you're doing the same things, like if I went into my trash can right now, a- and then, and like pulling out a two-liter and asking you if you want to go play poker sometimes, makes no f- sense, does it?

• 1:15:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm?

• 1:15:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I appreciate the trash.

• 1:15:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Didn't know. Didn't know I work for the shitty. I thought. I, I thought that one was alright. You, you probably like that one better. I'll take that one back. I'll take. Oh wait, there's actually something in here? Take, oh no, I thought it was like.

• 1:16:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it's in this episode, man. Wow.

• 1:16:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, this is the guy y'all were rooting for in prank war. I said it was a prank. That was almost a prank. That was almost as good as a prank. I mean, oh, you're up one. Here we go. One out of ten, Qualiber. Do the whole. Oh, man. Do the whole thing, bro. Wow. Wow. Talk about anticlimactic. I appreciate y'all coming back. I love you. You know, the Lynx were on tour. Get your tickets. The Qual Club's amazing. Cheekbones are cramping. Or my muscles. What? My cheek muscles are cramping. Say, say the thing. Give him a code. I love y'all. A restaurant A now. A R A. Remember? One out of ten, Qualiber. So, man, I'm the Chris. We'll see you next time. We got on the, on the Patreon exclusive that's coming out on Wednesday on Patreon. We're talking to Robbie about what happens, isn't it? I mean, that was, I mean, what is hap?

• 1:16:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I, I, yeah, I tried. No, you don't get to do that in this episode. When you pick up the pizza trash. This episode of You Should Know Podcast is brought to you by Booking.com. You know that feeling when something stops you in your tracks? A photo, maybe a song, something a friend said, and suddenly you're thinking about being somewhere else entirely? Maybe it's a beach hotel in Florida, or a vacation home in California, maybe the Smoky Mountains. Whatever it is, Booking.com is getting from here to there. Easy. Go on. Book that trip. It's easy. Booking.com. Booking dot. Yeah.

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