THE TRAUMA CANDY CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 1:00Speaker 02

  My first candy is Big Red. It's literally gum, it's not candy. Maybe that's my first trauma, my mom gave me Big Red as candy. Yeah, you went trick or treating, said, "No, I didn't get any Cobalt Mint." "Ah, no Wrigley's." You kick weird, you kick with your feet. What the hell? Am I supposed to kick with my elbow?

• 1:19Speaker 02

  And something incredible about that is not only is he wearing my underwear, they're inside out. He's wearing my underwear inside out.

• 1:35Speaker 02

  Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 217. We got co-host Kev back in the studio.

• 1:46Speaker 02

  Is that a single leg takedown that we're working on? That's a faint, that's a little faint, that's a faint. Just go in real nice and aggressive. Yeah. Lot of foot slapping. It's like good old WWE. Yeah, dude, uh, uh, okay, so there's a problem with your microphone. It's been an, uh, it's been an outstanding problem for a while. It has been for, uh, some would say too long. If, if you're in the Patreon, you know that Cam, like, messes with his mic 24/7, and he breaks every single mic stand that he's ever had. So, uh, uh, you can't see on the camera, but there's 14 zip ties that are, like, keeping this thing together. And I, I cut the edges off, so they're super sharp, so if he tries to fidget, then... It's like the bird spikes they put on a light bulb. It's like, it's just a complete deterrent.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  I don't fidget with my mic over here. The mic stand, somehow, someone messes it up, they go, "Oh, let's put it on, oh, Cam spot", and then it's sitting there. I don't, I don't destroy mics. Okay. I don't destroy mics. Okay, I'm just saying, every mic stand that we've had to switch out has come from this side of the set. Now, there's one factual, factual thing. It was your mic, and we switched it over here. Dude. Oh, dude, what, oh, you're gonna wrestle me butt naked with oil? What are you gonna do about it? No, I would love to do that if we were happy, but right now, we're not happy time. That's happy time, thanks. But, it was the old mic stands, yes. That happened with the old mics. These are new, and that was in 2019, Cam, grow up. We're boys. I just said there was one, I just said there was one factual time that happened.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  You literally said, "Oh, I kind of [__] mine up, I'm gonna give it to you", and I went, "All right!" Oh, I know, a hundred percent, but that's an outlying circumstance. That's like, if you're, like, that's saying, like, "I got mono one time", but you're walking around giving everybody cl- that's different. Like, that's not the same, bro.

• 3:32Speaker 02

  You don't have me...

• 3:35Speaker 02

  What the [__]? I'm just over here...

• 3:40Speaker 02

  And you're just like, "Oh, wait, monos, you can't sleep." No, mono's the kissing, mono's the kissing thing. It's like an upper respiratory infection, I believe, that's like a little more extreme. But do they call it mono 'cause it's just you? Why isn't mono? Uh, mono is meningitis. That's what it's short for. That cannot be correct. I know, it's a bag. Mono is not short for meningitis. Where the hell does mono come from? Meningitis mono? It's like the short-term form of it. It's like Exa- it's like, it's like the same thing with Alex and Xavier. Cause Xavier's the big name, you call an Xavier Alex.

• 4:18Speaker 02

  You would go to a court of law and say, "I Peyton Steven Harden know a man named Xavier and I call him Alex." Yes, I've met an Xavier and I said, "What's your name, bro?" And he goes, "Alex, really? It's Xavier." And I go, "What's up, Alex?" Alright, from now on, I'm co-host Tom. I'm co-host Tom. It's the same thing with Bob and William. No. They're completely, they sound completely different, but it's the short version like Richard and Dick. Richard and Dick is a real one. Xavier and Alex? William and Bob is a real one. Xavier and Alex is as real as Willy Wonka's golden ticket. That has never happened. They actually did sell the Willy Wonka's golden ticket. Not from Willy Wonka. He's fictional, just like this Alex guy you talk about. An Xavier would be, do with me, ready? X. You call the guy X. Xavier X. Alex?

• 5:03Speaker 02

  No, no, no, time out. Name a guy you've ever called X in real life. X? I don't, I've probably met- You've met an X? I've probably met in one Xavier in my entire life and he went by Xavier because that's his legal name. Yeah, but okay, but you didn't- Gervonta, you call him J. That's different. Devin, you call people A.D. Come here. That's, no, no, no, that's slang. Xavier X. That's slang. I never go, if the guy's name's Devin, I never go, "Hey, Charles." That's, no, okay, but you're, you're, now you're just being fugazi and filling it up. What was that? Filleting it up? But I'm saying, I'm using actual litigation, like things that are in the court of law. No, it's not, this is not litigation! Bro! Oh, oh, no, no, I'm getting on- Richard and Dick is the same thing. Richard and Dick, I already, I've conceded that.

• 5:46Speaker 02

  So I'm saying, so that's a real thing. William and Bob is a real thing. Xavier and Alex is a real thing. I'm fifty on that Bob and Will. I'm fifty on the Will and Bob. It's a real thing. I'm not even, no pod, it's a real thing. No, you know what it is? Honest to God, can I tell you what it is? What? I walked into this man's house the other day. I showed up because we had a meeting about tour. When I walked in, no one was, no one else in the house. CJ was out doing something. No, CJ was in the house, you just didn't know. Yeah, he was probably just in like a closet or something, just like sitting up there, just like being himself, feeling good for you. Sarah was gone. This man kicked up like this on his own ca- a massive couch, by the way, and he took up so little space. First of all, don't reveal my comfortable position. He literally was watching his own TV like this on a couch that can sit 12. He was like this.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  He was taking up, he was taking up half a seat. A bag of, of, uh, what, uh, Quest chips? Quest protein chips, yeah. You can tell it in my physique.

• 6:38Speaker 02

  Harvey Specter highlights on YouTube. He's watching highlights of Harvey Specter from the series Suits. Yes. And now I understand why you use the word litigation. You're not a lawyer. Your name's not Harvey. Leave that to him. He, who does that? Who does that? Lawyer highlights from a show? And just to prove my point, Harvey, another name you can use is Vinny. Don't you, don't, Daryl's over there. Name a Vinny Harvey you've met. Name a Harvey Vinny. Name a Vinny you've met. Vin Diesel, Vinny. You've met him? No, no at all. He watched Harvey Specter highlights. Yeah, I love watch, cause, okay, that's more of a commitment issue.

• 7:24Speaker 02

  That, no. Cause sometimes like I, I, I wanna watch Suits for the vibe and like the good moments, but I don't wanna sit there for like the buildup like of the show. See, yeah. You know, because I've already watched the show three times. I know what I like. I know what seasons I wanna go to. Like, you know what I mean? I'm here for background noise and vibes, so I'm gonna put on. Background noise, my, your feet were tucked in your chest, eating chips, no, no phone in your hand, which is a miracle, and you were watching Harvey Specter. I just turned it on. You caught me at a bad moment. Like a, like a 16-year-old girl. Like, you live like. You caught me at a bad moment. You definitely caught me at a bad, oh, that bad, my, you enjoyed every second. Oh, I loved it, but you got me at a bad moment. Normally I have a phone in my hand and I'm like doom scrolling or like going through emails, but it's a good vibe for that. Like, if you're like going through emails and like you can sit on your couch and be a little cute and sexy,

• 8:09Speaker 02

  like that's where I'll put on Harvey Specter highlights. Background, background noise, okay, background accept, background noise acceptable shows. I want you to get through that one more time with that sound, I'm gonna have a stroke. Background noise acceptable shows. That was almost stroke, here we go. Background noise acceptable shows. Yes. Include the likes of Suits, I'll give you that, The Office, everything like that. But the term background noise. Are, background noise shows only good if they're like in an office environment or like a, like a. That was, what's another one? Uh, Parks and Rec. That's also an office vibe. What's another good background? It takes place in, corporate America's the only place. Oh my god, cause it's just so monotonous. Yeah. You're just like, you're like, ah, whatever. You hear a printer and a staple machine, you can get there.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  You're just locked in, but they're made. For background noise. Yeah. You turn it on when you gotta do the dishes. Right. You gotta scratch the underbelly of the little pooch. That's. That was insane. I've never scratched my dog like that. I go, let's turn on episode three of The Office.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna say that I haven't seen you do that with your dog, but I am not gonna say I haven't seen you do that. I scr- I, I give, I give Ruby fantastic undercarriage love. Is Ruby still okay? She's good. She's doing good. Didn't she just get found with something? Uh, pancreatitis. Yeah. Oh. And then she also ate a, a, a, a plastic macaroni noodle the other day. Macaroni? Macaroni noodle. Macaroni noodle. Spinaroonie?

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Dude, oh dude, no. Booger deal. WWE is too corporate. Hey, don't, we're not gonna get into that right now. We're not gonna eat into that right now. But I, I, I got, I got some questions for you. But I'm so sorry about Ruby. I mean, that's stage one. I mean, we're. That's not stage one. She's a small breed. It's common in small breeds. We fed her too much human food in her developmental years and now she just has such a tiny, minuscule pancreas. When she eats human food, it flares up and she poops blood. Yeah, but I'm saying. Not stage one. Okay, alright. She doesn't. I love Cam, dude. She has prescription food and treats now, though. Yeah, prescription treats is fucking insane. I literally can't buy my dog treats unless I show her prescription ID card. And you have the nerve to correct me when I said that's stage one of the downfall. That's not stage one. That's just her life. Yeah, you're, you're. You have to have a prescription to get your contacts. It's not me going, oh, stage one? You're losing your sight?

• 10:17Speaker 02

  No, if I had to do like prescription desserts, then you'd be like, oh, something's going on with Peyton. Oh, yeah. Well, that's true. That's a good point. Good point. Okay, but, um, speaking of Vin Diesel. Speaking of Vin Diesel, we talked about it for two seconds. Yeah, but I initially wanted to transition when you said it there. Okay. Um, I went to Miami this last weekend, or two weekends ago for whenever y'all are seeing this because we're pre-recording because Cam's about to have a kid. Man. So, I went to Miami this last weekend for Formula One. I was there with, uh, Jalen and Audi, so it was a really good time. Thank you for having me. Peep the hat. Peep the hat. Show him that hat. Show him that little hat. Yeah. Yeah. I had a fantastic time, man. You, I was wondering if you were gonna ask me anything, cause I haven't talked to you about anything.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  I was going to, but then I realized, wait, I've called him three times on this trip and he didn't answer a single one, but then the [__] part, the most [__] of all evidence was we hung out with, with your girl one day and all of a sudden, gring, gring, gring, gring, gring, gring. Call from you to your girl. No call back to your boy. So, yeah, tell me about your trip. Oh.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  Tell me about, tell me about your, tell me about your trip that you were just, I mean, just slammed, slammed. I was slammed. 8 a.m. to 12 a.m. slammed. I can't even touch my phone, but I'm calling. No, I can see you my itinerary. It was pretty busy. I'm calling Sarah. No, it was, well, okay, because, so you call me like an idiot. Like you always call me at the worst times ever. Do I have your itinerary? You should have. How, yeah, I should have, but I don't. But how do I know it's the worst time to call you? Because if I'm on a brand trip during Formula One and it's a Saturday of the race and the race starts at 1 p.m., probably don't call me at 1:05, right? That makes sense. Hey, I don't know what time the race starts. Be more considerate. Maybe give a little more effort. So don't get mad whenever I'm not answering you and I'm doing something. That's besides the point. Let me talk about me for a sec.

• 12:06Speaker 02

  Okay, go. And so whenever I got done with my day, I don't want to talk to Cam and learn about your insurance. I want to actually hear from my sexy hot wife.

• 12:18Speaker 02

  Like Cam called me yesterday. It was Monday Night Raw or I don't know when it was the other day. He called me and Oh my god. He knows I watch Monday Night Raw every one day. Monday. Monday Night Raw starts at 7 p.m. This calls me every Monday at 7:05. That is, that's bad. That is, I will concede to that. Okay, so I don't know what it is. It's Monday nights. I get an itch to talk to you. It's always about 7:05, 7:15. Always dial, never get an answer. And I go, oh, that's right, Raw. Yeah, so I hung up the call. But anyway, the brand trip, the F1. It was really fun. Was it fantastic? I had the most. It looked, first off, looked crazy. It was incredible. It looked, I'm talking sexy. I'm so, bro.

• 13:03Speaker 02

  I was like trying to, uh, like not live through your stories, but like look at all the details. That, that track, the Miami track? Is insane. Beautiful. Beautiful. I thought that was water. Yeah, it looked like it. I literally thought it was wa- I was like, are you driving sub? Yeah, so we were, if you don't know anything about Formula One, we're not going to bore you to death with any Formula One details. It was a fantastic race though. Oh my god, what a good race. But I was, they had us at turn one, uh, which is like prime time. Like prime spot for, uh, Formula One races. Um, but I was in Miami for four days.

• 13:38Speaker 02

  Anyway.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  He's still going. So.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  So I went, I was in Miami for four days. I landed there on a Thursday, right? And I returned on a Monday, on a Sunday. Very late. Yeah, late. I mean, Monday if you count AM hours. Yeah, midnight. So Thursday, right? We had a plan to go to lunch and a dinner, right? Mmm, nothing but food. So, I land, I'm by myself, I'm doing whatever. It's time to go meet up for the lunch. It's my first time in Miami. First of all, Miami has the sexiest people I've ever seen. And I'm not joking, like. Like every, like just everywhere you look? The hottest people I have ever seen in my life. As soon as I like got out of the airport and into like the Uber, I was, I, I looked out, I was like, holy

• 14:34Speaker 02

  this is my, this is my explore page from 2020. Like this, this is the hottest people I've ever seen, like the sexiest people, like everybody's, guys too. Oh, yeah. There was, there was a cop. That was at my lunch. I mean, I would, I mean, if he pulled the belt buckle down, he would have got it. Like, I mean, he was hot. Like dude, like he was like a swole bad bunny. I mean, that's a, that's. I would have switched sides for him. Off, off of that alone, I mean, that, that guy, he's, he's gorgeous. Oh, my God. Bad bunny. And he, and he had a toothpick in his mouth with a mustache. I was like, oh, you're Miami. He's a, oh, you're a prick. You know, you're a tenet. I was like, you'd break my heart. Yeah. You'd ruin my day, ruin my life.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  So I'm at the lunch, right? And first time in Miami, it's a poolside lunch. Like there's yachts going by, just women twerking, cargo ship. Oh, God, I need to go to Miami. It was great. And so I'm sitting there watching the view. Just like this?

• 15:28Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm eating sushi on the ocean, like looking at the view of the twerking and the music. And I was like, this is fantastic. This is die. And our, our waiter comes by. First of all, I got recognized in the worst ways in Miami. As I'm sitting at this lunch, the waiter comes by and I'm with everybody on the brand trip, right? Waiter comes by, he goes, ah, man, I, I know you from somewhere, man. I know you. Oh, I always hate that too. In front of others. And I go, ah, man, you know, I'm not, cause there, it could be awkward where you think I'm somebody else. Cause a lot of tall, sexy, light skinned guys out there and I could just be blending in.

• 16:03Speaker 02

  And so. Yeah, with the likes of, I don't know, Tatum, I don't know, me, that's about it. Yeah, it's like, oh, no, no, I'm not Michael Porter Jr. So. He goes, I know you from somewhere. I go, I don't know, man. I'm taking the, you know, the approach of. The whatever way. If you say it, I'll go with it, but I'm not, I'm not throwing out the line. I'm not saving. The brand people were like, oh, you should have told me who you were. And I'm like, no, man, it's whatever. He comes back after the launch. He goes, I know where I know you. You got the podcast. And I go, yeah, that's me. And he goes, I didn't recognize you because your voice sounds really weird in person.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  I said. Really? Sorry? Yeah. He goes. My new acquaintances? And I go, oh, yeah, just woke up. No, you go, oh, yeah, right. Uh, sorry. No, I go, oh, yeah, I just woke up. He goes, no, it's not that. It's like, it's like weird, something's off.

• 16:59Speaker 02

  I said, what the? Man? You're getting prosecuted in front of your, your whole, the brand trip that's just going in on you. Yeah. And he goes, and you were like really quiet here. You're normally like funny on the podcast. What the?

• 17:13Speaker 02

  Man. Fast forward a couple of days later. We're in the paddock club F1. This is basically like the backstage. Ooh. Right? I'm sitting there. I mean, Charles Leclerc, everybody, Lewis Hamilton is like, is walking by. I'm eating, right? Lewis Hamilton sounds like a Confederate general. That's what Lewis Hamilton sounds like. He sounds like he rode a horse into one of the Carolinas and committed a battle. You know, his real name is Sir Lewis Hamilton. He's a Confederate general, 100%. Sir Lewis Hamilton, here, charge! He's actually like a billionaire sexy light-skinned guy for Ferrari. Like he's, he dates Kim Kardashian, actually. He's.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  Whoa. Yeah. Two things caught me off guard there. Dates a Kardashian, let alone Kim. Kim. Light skin? He's like, well, he's, he's not light skin, but he's like, he's, he's a fair skin gentleman. But a black dude with braids, he's hot. I mean, he's hot. Billionaire too. Um, anyway. He's not actually a billionaire, but he's up there. Anyway, I was eating this dinner in the paddock club, right? This is exclusive area, right? So there, I mean, there's absolutely famous people back here. Like, name any famous person there back here. Jimmy Fallon, DJ Khalid, like everybody you can, anybody you could possibly think of. Jack Black, everybody's back here, right? Brock Lesnar. Shut up. And so I'm just normal, paying in front of the podcast. No one should talk to me, right?

• 18:37Speaker 02

  This guy comes to the table and he goes, "Man, I know you." You go, "I'm out for one. You better get to it." He goes, "I know you." And I go, "Man, it could be from a plethora of things." He goes, "Do you do videos or something? I have a po-" And I go, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a podcast. I have a podcast." He go, "My voice in my throat's a little scratched, you know?" And he goes, "He goes, "Yeah, you do have the podcast. I do know you." And I was like, "Yeah, man. Nice to meet you." He goes, "But, "Hey, I don't mean to sound offensive, you used to be fat?"

• 19:10Speaker 02

  P, P, you are lying. Say you're lying right now. On everything I [BLEEP] love. Man, you used to be fat, man? Oh, boys, we lost him. He's not having a cookie for another three months. We can't hang out. I said, "What?" And he goes, "You, did you lose like a ton of weight?" You're like, "You were never that [BLEEP] big." Oh my God. He said, "No, no, like, bro, you used to be like a fat [BLEEP], right? Like, you were the fat." Yeah, you know, you lost a ton of weight, right? And I go, "A ton is a lot." He go, "Now, a ton, really? A ton?" I go, "Yeah, I've been a little bit of a deficit." No, you know, I'm hitting abs, I'm eating clean. Yeah, and so. What the hell is wrong with Miami?

• 19:49Speaker 02

  By the way, I mean, I got recognized a couple more times outside of that, but like those are the times in front of like the important people that, you know. That's another thing. These aren't like one-on-one, like mono-y mono conversations. This is in a group. This is in front of a group setting. Like you. Bro, you used to be like, large, right? Like, dude, you're fat, lost a lot of weight. Congrats, bro. You used to be like morbid. Yeah.

• 20:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. And so that was, that was the first where I'll tell a story later about Miami and why I returned back is literally the craziest, one of the craziest stories I have, but other than that. On a, on a plane? On a plane. Oh my god, we have a curse story. We, we are cursed. I, I think you, to a point, it's almost, ooh, would it be karmic? Who's that? Like karma, but like. I thought of karma because I didn't do anything. It's just like. Well, you've done some things. No, no, no, no. Oh, you, you basically shat your pants on Dominic Mysterio. You've done some things. Yeah, that was a problem. I should have done that. And insert karma.

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• 22:10Speaker 02

  Did you do anything this weekend? Not, nothing, nothing crazy, nothing Guinness Book of World Record-esque. We went to eat, dude, oh my god, I'll tell you- Oh shut up. Speaking of, I had, dude, okay, oh, I'm so sorry to interrupt you, I know, I lobbed you to bring up a topic- That wasn't even like an interrupt, you screamed! Yes, because it reminded me, I was forgetting this, and I knew there was something that I wanted to bring to the podcast, and this is it, and it is about eating out. I hope this is a f-ing dinger, cuz you just screamed in my face. I'm so sorry, but it is about you, cuz you're fat. But, um, our friend Chris, who works at the circuit, he brought this up on his social media, and I thought it was the best, like, debate ever. Oh god. And it's about eating out, okay. Oh god. An appetizer for a restaurant, which one is better? Oh, bread and butter or chips and salsa? Chips and salsa.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I knew you were gonna say that, and this is why it's gonna be good. Bread and butter is fantastic, there's no, no shame in the game, don't hate the player, but shit, that's, like, that's a f-ing goat. No. Chips- Bread and butter is 100% better than chips and salsa at a restaurant. You're, you're simply out of your absolute light-skinned mind, you are, that is not- Bringing racetrack is crazy, why? Chips and salsa. Is, chips and salsa is the f-ing pinnacle of a appetizer. It is un, it is unbelievable. I dare say an artichoke dip is better than the chips and salsa. But, an artichoke dip and any other dip is in the same family, if we don't serve- No, we're just talking about chips and salsa, you can't take over the other ones. Chips and salsa, chip salsa. Go, go grab 13, go grab 13 fresh, organic things from the earth, blend them up, put them in a bowl, and give me a nice little tortilla.

• 23:41Speaker 02

  I have never once- My god. Watch this, just based off this reaction, I have never once gone to a restaurant, had a chips and salsa, and sat back in my chair like this. I've never done that. Then you're not eating the right f-ing salsa, guy! No, you're insane, you've never sat back in your seat, and I've been eating with you at restaurants for years. I used to go on dates with my father, to Chili's, and we would order nothing, we would just get chips and salsa, and a beverage, and leave. That's not what I'm saying, do not convolute what I'm saying. I'm saying, you have never got a chips and salsa and gone, "Oh my god, that's so good," you've never done it. I have! Well, no, but there's a higher percent rate- 100%. There's 100% rate, 100%, you have done that sit-back motion more with a bread and butter. Oh yes, you have.

• 24:22Speaker 02

  You can, okay, for me, it's both 100%, for the other person, what is that? For the other person, I can't speak on them, I have 100% been- Holy shit. That's some good salsa. Yeah, I can't, maybe, maybe I don't lean back, cause it's not a handheld, I gotta keep going back and forth. The salsa on the table, I'm not sitting there with a big drinking it out of a cup. But I'm saying, which have you done more? Chips and salsa. No, you have not, and you don't, okay, we can't have this talk if you're not gonna be honest. Chips, okay, here's another thing. I have seen you almost, like, literally almost. And you wanna know why? You wanna know why? No, listen, I've seen you literally have like an O face over a bread and butter at a restaurant. I have never seen you do it with chips and salsa. What I've seen you do with chips and salsa is scarf it. Now, that is one thing I've seen you do. And why am I scarfing it?

• 25:07Speaker 02

  Because it's lighter than a bread. Cause I'm addicted to greatness, P. I can't get it out of my hand. You got, okay. I literally can't stop eating the salsa. I can't quit. I lose all discipline in all mental capacity. Okay, let's take more to the broad debate of it, not just your personal. The broad debate of it, there is more variations for greatness in a bread than in chips and salsa. Variations of greatness. The reason I do a sp- face is because, oh my god, this bread has something different, it's great, variable. But that just goes to show, all the other is the, it's the same. Oh, so, I would, I say you're so wrong.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  A salsa can be crazy thick, crazy thin, hella spicy, perfect blend, heavy on the salt, heavy on the line. It, salsa 100%, like bleeding a jalapeno. Bread, it's typically, oh, that's a roll, that's a roll, that's a roll. You're either gonna have some cinnamon butter, or you're gonna be at a really nice steakhouse that did some little. Off of this, just off of this, imagine a Texas Roadhouse roll right now. Close your eyes. Yes, good. Come on, and then imagine, no, no, shut up, I'm not done. And then, imagine, imagine, you go to Cheesecake Factory, you get that bread. Yeah, that's good bread. Oh my god, dude, that's two breads that will put you in a fucking coma right now. That's a good bread. Oh my god, and there's not a chips and salsa on this earth that competes with the highest of highest breads. This is not happening. That is, I mean, that's so, that is, that's beyond false.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  First off. First off, you can start at a hum- you can start at the humble abode of Chili's. Your favorite family restaurant, community bar. Just showing that your top tier chip is Chili's, you're losing the debate. No, no, I said you can start there. You don't have to end it. Finish me then, finish me off. I'll finish you right now. Where you gonna finish me off at? I'll take your pants off, I'll finish you here. Tell me where you're finishing me off at, tell me. We could go any, okay, first off, the mom and pop Mexican spots that have whatever name, they're not chain, always fantastic salsa. Great. That's nothing, you're not go- you, to get a, to get a immaculate piece of bread, you said Cheesecake Factory, you go with a family of 10, you're dropping a bag.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  I'm going to Maria's and I'm spending $38 to feed the whole crew and I leave happy. And the salsa's immaculate. For you, the peak, here's another thing, salsa, you can get peak salsa at a very maintainable and affordable place. Peak bread? Peak bread, you're, you're going to like a four star steakhouse. That's so true. And not everybody has the luxury. Texas Roadhouse. Texas Road, that's the, bro, that is a roll. Which is bread. And it's cinnamon butter, like I said. Which is butter, bread and butter. It's just a variation of it. They had, but they had to do opposite, they had to do two different things. They had to do two different things. What's the different things, it's bread and butter? It's a beautiful roll. Which is bread? It's bread, yes, but cinnamon butter. Which is what, butter? And I said that, I said that in the beginning.

• 27:56Speaker 02

  So you're, but okay, adding spice and avocados and chopped.

• 28:01Speaker 02

  And y'all, that's.

• 28:04Speaker 02

  That's speaking to the variability. The only, like. That's a variab- what the fuck are you talking about? But that's what I said, I said unless they have a cinnamon butter, then eight times out of 10, it's bread and butter. Yeah, which is still better. No, it is not, no, it's not, no, the, it is not. First off, the, when you eat bread and butter, you get two flavors. You're getting two, maybe three flavors. You're getting bread, guess what the second one is? Really hard, really hard quiz, you're getting butter. Bro, you're wrong, you're so much more bread variations than chip variations. You're always getting a chip. You can get a different, you can have the same butter with 48 different breads. And it's gonna be a different taste. I want you to name three different breads right now. Ezekiel, white, wheat, whole, roll.

• 28:48Speaker 02

  Ro- That's different breads. It's different breads. I just named you five. Roll bread, whatever it is. Roll bread? But it's all different breads. Name eight different chips. Right now, go. Fuzzy's Chipotle. No, no, you're naming, no. Actual chips, not the name of the restaurant, idiot. Chips, not. They do. Fuzzy chips. Fuzzy chips are fantastic. You can't go buy fuzzy chips. I'm saying. Yes, you can. Name a, name the actual chip, like the tortilla, that kind of thing. Every tortilla chips a tortilla. Exactly. So there's one. So there's one type of chip. There's 58 different types of breads. I win, you lose. First off, that's not even a win or lose. You're speaking on the variability. Don't air out.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  Variability makes greatness. That's why, that's why Jamie Foxx is great. He could sing, he could dance, he could act. Variability makes you better. You can't make variability seem like a bad thing. LeBron could shoot, he could drive, he's a three level scorer, he can defend. That's fine. That makes you better. Don't be afraid of the man that practices a thousand different moves. Be afraid of the man that practices the same kick a thousand times. First of all, you kick where? You kick with your feet. What the hell? Am I supposed to kick with my elbow? What do you mean I kick with my feet? Any kick ever performed in the history of humanity is with your feet. You kick with your feet. A kick is with the foot. Okay, let's calm down.

• 30:10Speaker 02

  Let's calm down. You do not kick with your feet. I. You kick with your leg. Are y'all, is anyone else smelling toast? Am I? Which is also a bread. Am I, am I stroking out? Toast is not, first off, toast is not a bread. Toast is something that happens to a bread. True. You can. But that's a very, but you can only toast with a bread. You can toast a pop tart. That's not toast, though. That's a pop tart. That's a toasted pop tart. Yes. If you say I want toast, you get what? You get bread. Okay, shut the, then let's go with the kick. But that's toasting. The kick. You ki- What is that right there? You kick, what are you moving? I'm moving my knee and I'm moving my ankle and I'm moving my foot. Which is your leg. Yeah. Okay, let's calm down, let's calm down, let's calm down. Okay, yeah, let's, let's calm down. You're right. If I said, kick that rock on the side of the street, are you hitting your shin on it or your foot?

• 30:55Speaker 02

  Yes, that's a kick. So you're saying in the MMA, whenever they throw a kick, they can't hit you with their shin right here in the, in the temple? They can. That's perfectly fine. So that's a kick, right? But you're saying I can't kick something with, just, without my foot? Yeah, you can. So you're saying if, God forbid, I got my foot cut off, right? I can't kick anymore? Yes or no, just yes or no? If you got your foot cut off, could you still do the act of kicking? Just say yes or no? I'mma say yes. Okay, if I got my leg cut off, could I still kick? No.

• 31:41Speaker 02

  And something incredible about that is not only is he wearing my underwear, they're inside out. He's wearing my underwear inside out, and that is an actual fact. He has on my panties inside out, like you just left a one-night-stand after I [BLEEP] it down. You got my panties inside out. How does that work? No, you bodied me on that. I just have to take that on the chin. But you said I kicked weird. Oh, oh, man, I wanna shit in that. That felt... Man, that felt... Man, that felt good. But you know the sentiment I was saying. Oh, no, hey bud, it's over. No, don't bud me. Don't bud... Hey, hey, sport. Don't little guy me. Hey squirt. Don't squirt, sport or bud me. No, no, no. You've asked me to squirt you. I said...

• 32:25Speaker 02

  I said, "I took it on the chin and I gave you your props." I had accountability. The day you asked me to squirt you, you took it on the chin too. Hit it!

• 32:36Speaker 02

  His legs are shaking. You were trying to be on your feet like this? Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. No, you kinda ate with that one. But you kick a rock with your foot, you kick a ball with your foot. No, you can kick your foot with...

• 32:49Speaker 02

  I already took it, I'm just saying. Yeah, shut up then. But shut up, just make it easier on yourself and shut up. How about that?

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• 33:58Speaker 02

  Dude, speaking of feet. Oh god, we're getting to a weird territory. No, not my toe, not the infected. Not the, not the. Saying foot talk. No, it's not, it's not. Okay. It's just, it's more of, be swept off your feet. Think of it like that. Me and my wife and my son went on a walk. We walked to the mailbox. Your son didn't walk. We give Malachi 10 minutes of sunlight a day. I'm just kidding. Like, he's a ficus. No, we get, we take him on a walk. Oh dude, he got sunburned the other day. Woke up the next day, he was a little olive tint. You have a white kid, bro, just give it up. It's fine, we're gonna work on it, but. Can't work on that genetic. We're gonna, we're gonna, I bought some things. We're gonna buy some ointments and creams. But, we took him on a walk.

• 34:37Speaker 02

  We took him on a walk, we're going to the mailbox. And I'm walking Ruby as my wife is pushing Malachi, right? This fam- this family on the other side of the street, two big dogs. Like a husky and I wanna say, I don't know the name of that. It's kinda like, it's like the weird, it's like the other husky. I know that sounds weird, it's another brand. There you go, probably. Two huge dogs. They see Ruby, Ruby sees them, and Ruby's dumb.

• 35:03Speaker 02

  Little dogs in there. Oh dude, Napoleon, out. Yeah, yeah. And now they're cool, cuz I go, Ruby, you don't want no part of that battle, you'd be a chew toy. And the dad starts laughing, go, how's your day? I said, I just take the joke and keep going. But I was like, ah, good, you're good. So now Ruby, feeling frisky, lunges at the dog. She starts walking across the street. Nice. I'm like, Ruby, you're gonna die. Like, I mean, I can snatch you, but if they get off, so this guy has the leash that's like legit just a rope. Not retractable, like, that's how you know it's a big dog. That's big dog. That's big dog energy. That's Kujo. That's BDE, that's BDE, big dog energy. And he has it wrapped around his wrist. Yeah. His dog is, I mean, quite literally 80 pounds, bare minimum. Right.

• 35:45Speaker 02

  It completely jumps at Ruby. This guy was getting ragdolled by his dog. Oh dude, that's the worst. It was the... So embarrassing. My emotions, I was like, holy is this happening? And then every part of the other side of my brain was laughing at this guy. He literally, P, I'm talking, he was like...

• 36:08Speaker 02

  He was getting flung around to the point where I saw him like clinch his mandible. He went, put two hands on the leash, pulling the dog back. He was like, sorry, he never does this, sorry, sorry y'all. And I was just like, whoa, dude. And he, and god bless him, smaller guy, right? Nothing wrong with it. That dog is working his ass, right? So we passed him and I hear him go to discipline his dog. Oh no. This was some shit, literally, like this, this should have been in Family Guy. Yeah. He goes to discipline his dog. He goes, sit down, sit down. You do not do, the dog goes, like, and you can hear the jaw and he goes, meh. And he came and jumped back.

• 36:49Speaker 02

  He said, and I was like, bro, he either just got this dog, like, that's not his dog one. He just got it on Thursday? Yeah. Or like, are you the worst owner ever? Or the dog lost respect. The dog, literally, that's the dog's house. You're going and staying in the dog's house. Yeah. Bro, so then it's still, this is the last part. I see that and I'm just like, holy, like this guy is gonna get his chewed up by his own dog. Mm-hmm. So we walk, we're going this way, they're going that way. Now, didn't know they were on a family walk too. We cross paths again. Oh, you made a roundabout. We hit the mailbox and then we keep going to come back to our house. They just kept going this way and we crossed that time. When I tell you, this man, based off, and we're not like, I didn't deep dive into ragdolling. He was getting tossed, bro. Yeah. Like 30 seconds.

• 37:30Speaker 02

  The second time we come around, he literally took the rope, wrapped it around his arm, like some, like you're about to pull hair or something? Yeah. Wrapped it around. Oh, I mean. Well, I didn't, I don't know, it just came to mind. Come on. And maybe that speaks to my character, but he wrapped it around. He got down on his knee and hugged his dog like it was a turret or something. Getting in a three point stance to control your dog is crazy. He literally wrapped it, put that arm on the back, got on a knee, grabbed the dog from like, like right here, like a seatbelt. And he literally was like this.

• 38:04Speaker 02

  He literally said, he was like, y'all go now, y'all go. You know, it's alright. He, he's okay. He's okay. The dog was just sitting there. I was like, dude, you need to get rid of that thing. You need to get that to law enforcement. At that point, that's when Caesar has to get involved. You gotta call a Caesar. It was, it was the cra- bro, that was so. Well, I went home and God bless that guy. I made fun of him about half an hour inside my own house. There's a, there's a point of like, if you're at that point with your dog where you're getting all the way down, you gotta like limit his outside time or public time. Or that's like, you're, you're, you're coughing up aura. Like you are coughing up manhood points. It's like, there's a, there was a time with Malcolm. R and P to Malcolm. One's up in the sky for my dog, man. I love you, bud. R and P to Malcolm. There was a time where we knew, right? Cause he, I mean, he absolutely tore up the neighbor's dog.

• 38:48Speaker 02

  He had a, he had a peak prime. I mean, he put the neighbor's dog in a wheelchair and I'm not kidding. It was so fun. And it wasn't funny at the time, but, but, uh. You're like Sid from Toy Story. He's sitting in the window just looking at that little wheelchair dog now laughing at him. Well, the thing, the, the owner would like bring the dog over to Malcolm, like the, the fence and like tease Malcolm. And so Malcolm got loose one day and remembered that dog. He said, he said, well, saw that. Yeah. So, yeah. And so, uh, Malcolm put him in a wheelchair. Um, where was I going with this story? Oh, I real- and then Malcolm went to doggy jail for like two weeks. That was really sad. Um, it's just a real thing. No, no, no, no, no, no. What the hell is doggy jail? Yeah, it's a real thing. And what do you mean it's a real thing? I need a backstory. What is doggy jail? So Malcolm basically.

• 39:33Speaker 02

  He fucked up the other dog. Yeah. So Malcolm was getting teased by the neighbor dog. Cause the owner was like psychotic and was like liking when Malcolm would get riled up through the fence. Malcolm got loose one day, found the dog. I mean rag dog, that dog. I mean, the fire department came, an ambulance came. No, the neighbor was a, like he called, he called law enforcement on a dog. He called first aid. Yeah. And so we brought. You didn't even say a cop. You said an ambulance and fire department. Yeah. And so we brought Malcolm inside. He was happy. He's like, I did good. And I was like, hey, good job. But you know, whatever. Oh, yeah. A couple of fur. Like a little piece of the dog's collar, whatever. He worked, boy. And so the neighbor was like, i- i- if that happens,

• 40:14Speaker 02

  you can like make a petition to get that dog put down. Like if it bites a person or something, you can make a petition to put, get that dog put down. Yeah, a hundred percent. Like if a dog were to come up and attack you on the street and it was like somebody's dog, you can have that dog like euthanized. Just crazy. I'm sure there's like some kind of, there's some steps to get that boy. Okay, petition and like, so it's not immediately. I don't know how immediate it is, but I think it's pretty, if a dog like bites you and you have like, you gotta go to the hospital for stitches, I'm pretty sure you can get that dog put down like. This, I'm speaking of Texas, I don't know about this nationally, but yeah, a hundred percent. But, so I was like, and I was like, I was like, there's nothing in my mind at that time. I was like, I, they're not gonna put my dog down. Yeah. Cause this is when he was like six, like young, like you're not putting my dog down.

• 40:56Speaker 02

  So they did a thing, like they came, like the dog FBI came, it was like a sh- like a schnauzer and a dalmatian. They came with a coat to the front door. He put down his no pad, he was like.

• 41:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, but the little detective's like.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, so that's what happened. They came to the door a couple of days later and they're like, hey, the neighbor pressed charges on your dog. We have to take him to doggy jail. Do you have the social by the way? And so they cut, they came and grabbed Malcolm. They put him in the back of a truck, like a van sort of thing. And they took him to this like vet resort type of thing where he like, he had, he was locked up in a kennel for like two weeks. And so like, and they take him through like, like rehabilitation. And y'all. And there's nothing we could do. It was either that or you can go get him put down. Was basically this thing. That is absolutely insa- that's insane. Yeah, I mean, I gotta tell you the full story, but just let you know that neighbor didn't live there after a week. Oh, I know, I know.

• 41:57Speaker 02

  Or like a couple of months or something. I don't remember. Yeah, he got, he got, I think he just found a better house. Yeah, I mean, he moved. He was like, hey, my dog got attacked, I gotta get out of here. Your mom was sitting there.

• 42:09Speaker 02

  She said, yeah, come on outside. No, but yeah, he got put in doggy jail and he came back. That is, what is like. They put him in a kennel, you get a certain amount of time and recreation hours, like outside to play, like they show you, they send you pictures of him, like sure he's still alive and good. Like it's a real thing, bro. How did he come back afterwards? Haunches were a little bit, no, cause it's like, he was like, he. You're gonna tear it up.

• 42:30Speaker 02

  I did think it like set his haunches up a little bad cuz he was like in his growth phase like running around and he was in a kennel for so long. And so like, yeah, I think it was haunches a little bit. Am I? Okay, now hear me out. I'm trying to make- R.I.P. to my boy Malcolm, man. R.I.P. ones up in the sky. R.I.P. to Malcolm, my boy. Ones up in the sky, Karo. Ones up in the sky, yes, sir. Appreciate that. There we go, appreciate that. I'm trying to make sense of that. Doggy jail? Not even doggy jail. No, America's a stupid place. No, no, no, and the more like, if my dog attacks you, bites you, really hurts you, medical bills, right? You're suing me.

• 43:07Speaker 02

  You're suing me. I have the money. I'm a human. I have the job. You're not suing my dog. Well, the thing is- Is my dog going to jail? Cuz the dog is just an extension of me. Not true, always. Not true, always. Cuz dogs are animals, so they have their own- Yes, they're animals. -free choices to do whatever they want. It definitely can set them off, and you have no control over that. So they take them to these centers, and it's basically like to test, can we, is this dog suitable to go back out? You know what I mean? That is insane, like, it makes sense like that.

• 43:35Speaker 02

  It makes sense, but what I'm like- But like, get my dog recreational hours is crazy. That's what I'm saying. My mind always goes to like the ultimate just macro and like, for whatever reason, I put it on a timeline too. I like go back in time. I'm like, who was the first person to say this? Like, how can you just take, how can you- Right. Make a law, like, think about that. Someone just, someone made it. Yeah. Someone literally said, hey dude, honestly, if a dog fucks you up, let's put it in jail. Yeah. Murders go to jail. Let's put that f***er in a kennel. See if he likes it, huh? See if he comes out batting again. That's what I was thinking of. How we said a long time ago, the greatest inventions, like someone thought of everything. Yeah, okay. Someone in their room was like, dude, let's make doggy prisons.

• 44:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're getting me in my conspiracy bag, and I know the last time I did that, it didn't go well for me, but-

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• 45:27Speaker 02

  I'm getting in my conspiracy bag here. And by the way, I'll stand on that. If you don't know, if you don't know, there was a Patreon episode that came out as a conspiracy theory episode and they were talking about pizza gate and all that. I firmly stand on everything I said, by the way. Like, I don't retract anything. That's good. But some people, this other sheep didn't agree. So, uh, um, no, it was a good time. I love those. But I definitely, that's like the one conspiracy I like, I'm really passionate about is inventions. Like, that's so crazy to me. Like, how just like, it's hard for me to believe that a human being came up with the idea of a staircase. That's what I'm saying! Someone was like, "Bro, we need to get higher." But that doesn't make sense to me.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  I put staircases and God making the ocean. Like, in the same thing. Like, God made stairs. Like, there wasn't a world we've ever lived in where stairs didn't exist. Like, he was like, "Oh, I'm gonna make rain shine, sheep and stairs." Like, that's what God did. And I believe that. Because there's not a human that is that good that can just think of stairs. Bro, but it's, to me, it's so, but think about it, for stairs, someone had to think, "Hey, man, I like this house." Let's do it again, right on top of it. This doesn't make sense. That doesn't make sense. No, God had a staircase in his house. Especially back then. He had f***ing land everywhere. It was nothing but land. But don't you- And someone said, "Dude, let-" Double-decker. But, wait. A double-decker bus is f***ing witchcraft. First of all, people- A double-decker bus is voodoo.

• 46:53Speaker 02

  People that go on double-decker buses, like, you're a f***ing- You're a strange person. They don't, you don't care about your safety. No, you're a strange person. What do you mean, you're a-

• 47:03Speaker 02

  A double-decker bus might be the f***ing pinnacle of what we were talking about. Yeah. It's a wheel, it's a car, it's a f***ing apartment, and it's a staircase. I never, yeah- All in one object. Yeah. A double-decker bus is from Satan. I've never, I've never respected a double-decker bus. I do that f***ing time. I think, I just think, I think A, I think British, and B, I think Harry Potter. Yeah, I think- Every time I see a double-decker bus- I think of my aunt. Why? I'd never looked at her the same, and she told me she went on one. I was like, "You're selfish." Like, that's a weird thing to do. That is- Like, that's honestly, that's honestly strange. I put hiking and double-decker buses in the same thing. They're both strange activities. Hike, nah, um, dude, I tried to get behind it when I was in Arkansas, it's a natural state, there's lots of little f***ing- Yeah, somebody tried to get me to go to-

• 47:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, go mountains.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  He said-

• 47:57Speaker 02

  Oh, wow. No, hiking is weird. Dude, the first time, like, go ahead, you're telling your- No, like, hi- like, no, like, so, I had a couple teammates that they're from Arkansas. They're not, like, avid hikers. They don't own whatever the hiking- Your whole story just crumbled. If they're from Arkansas, no validity. No, they're from Arkansas, but they were like, "Bro, I haven't really hiked yet, but like, let's go, let's go try it." I went one weekend. Yeah, it's so stupid. To a f***ing, not even a mountain. It was just like a big f***ing hill. And I was like, "What are we doing?" Like, really? I'm hot. I was like, "I'm hot, bother, I have a sunburn, I'm, I've got bit nine times now, and I'm just going up to this peak." Yeah, okay, that's my question. To look at everything that I would pass if I went on I-40 to go to Blackwell to drink? It's like, what are we, what are we talking about? That's my question. When does the hike end? Like, what, what point you're like, "I'm done"? Yeah.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  Because not, you went to a small place where you get to the peak and you look and you stop. That's the majority of not hikes. You get to a peak and you stop. Yeah, other people just just go. Like Runyon, like you it's very few people that make Runyon. It's it's in California. It's like the popular spot in California to. Hike? You hike. But like it's very few people make it all the way to the top of that. You know what I mean? Like, cause. Dude, the hike stops when your body quits. It's like, uh, you when you you make it like you've been going for an hour and you're like. I think I'm done. Yeah, I it oh, oh, dude, and the people that say I go on a hike for relaxation. No, you don't. That's not relaxing. You're wearing combat boots, SPF sixty, and you had to pack food. You're not relaxing, dog. You're, I I've seen militant officers with those same shoes. Yeah.

• 49:24Speaker 02

  I've seen people at a beach with that same sunscreen. Yet you're in a forest. Yes. And you are getting eaten alive by bugs and you have goggles on. Hiking is weird, bro. Strange activity. Well, the first time I went to LA, like this is when I we were first getting popular and there's this girl from a TV show that I was kind of talking to at the time. Oh, my God. So we were in West Hollywood, first time in West Hollywood, and we met up with her for some drinks, right? And I was like, oh, this is. That chicken, absolutely.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  No, seriously, that chicken deserves to die. Oh, my God. That, I mean, you you want you want to talk about, I mean, absolutely robbed. I mean, this chicken was like. I took Robbie's hair. It was like a hundred and forty dollars. And when I say it literally tasted like I like I I killed the me, I killed the chicken. Let it sit there for a week and then bit into it. Why was every drink on fire? Every drink came with an incense in it. Every single one, every drink, you could wear a beer and it came on fire. No, nothing felt like I was gonna make it to the next day. Oh, my God, and the whole restaurant, the max, the max, maximum occupancy was like two hundred, there was like six tables. Everyone was sitting on bean bags and crisscross like this. It's some weird. Where are, is this Star Wars?

• 50:41Speaker 02

  But anyway, so we were at this restaurant with this girl that was on the TV show and it was the first time like we were getting popular and this like, I was like, oh, I'm I can like date like celebrities or whatever now. And so I was excited, right? And this is my first time in in California and LA, West Hollywood to be exact. Yeah. So this is very like. She brings out a fireball. Yeah, it's very, very like hippie, like. Yeah. Celebrity, like whatever. So we're sitting there. Back and chill. We're sitting there and I'm used to hitting on girls from like Texas and Oklahoma and Florida. So like that's my, that's my gauge, right? And I, I know what girls from down south like. So it's like, yeah, we can go to hookah, we can go drink, we can go something fun, like cool outside, right?

• 51:26Speaker 02

  And then so, I was like, I, we were talking, we took a couple of shots, for some reason you were there. No, I was literally like this the whole

• 51:37Speaker 02

  I literally was just like this.

• 51:41Speaker 02

  I was like, oh dude, I, I'm like, I gotta call. I show the phone, there's nothing there, I'm like. So I was, I was, I still commit to it. I'm like, hey, what's up Dave? She was, she was cool. Like we were talking, we were talking about like her career, her TV show and and I was liking her. We were at the end of the night and I wanted this to progress, but just me and her, not this weird sitting in the corner. Hey, can I get the hotel key? Hey, can I get the key? So I was like, hey, you, you free tomorrow night? And she was like, I don't know about tomorrow night. And I was like, never gone on a date during the day. And so I was like, ah, okay. Like she was like, I'm not sure though. She was like, what are you thinking about doing? And I was like, we can go to like a lounge or something. I don't really know this area, but I can find something like cool for us to do. And you can show me around like LA, like the cool spots. And she goes. Sexy voices.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  Oh, I hit him. Oh, yeah, I hit it. I haven't hit this one, man, it feels good. Y'all know, y'all know what I'm doing. Oh, I know. Yeah.

• 52:35Speaker 02

  You're like, you're gonna put it where? I said, my God, he's got a lot to work with. And so I was in there like, yeah, I don't, I don't know, but um, does that sound okay with you? And she was like, no. I was like, oh shit. She goes. Interesting. She goes, you wanna hike? And I said, what? And she was like, yeah, you wanna meet me at 9am tomorrow at Runyon? I said. I said, no, no, I don't like onions. I said, no, no, I don't, I don't like onions. I'm a french fry guy. I said, man, if we go hiking, you're gonna smell my scrotum from the top of the mountain to the bottom. I, I would literally, if I went on a hike right now, I would smell like a, like a, a literal

• 53:19Speaker 02

  Like donation center, bro. I would smell, I would smell like a, like a brick and mortar that accepts as their nine to five. I would literally smell like a Can I say banks might be the weirdest thing ever invented? No, dude, the more we talk. I can't, dude, there's some times where I'm not like, I'm in the comfort of my home and I need some like, I'm like, dude, I'm not confident. Like, I feel like, like there's something, the vibe's off, the fan's too loud. Like, I can't get it going because there's external variables. I can't beat my in a, in a doctor's office with a dude next door and like, there's a waiting room. I mean, it is. Imagine going to a bank, doing, and I know it's like, I'm not trying to

• 54:00Speaker 02

  make sense, there's like positive benefits for them, but I can't imagine going to a donation bank, I'm gonna say that. With your specimen, I'm, okay, for monetization, I can't imagine going to a specimen bank, right? Doing the deed and then going back to the lobby. Yeah, signing a little paper, waiting for your name to get called. I can't talk to you, like the lady at the front desk, I can't walk past the people. And remember, I had that story, I almost did it. I went to the front door, but it was weird. There's holes in the wall, everything. It was strange, but um, I can't imagine doing that. If you, if, quite literally, if you need anything from, you need a signature, you need payment, you need a photograph, if you, whatever you need, it has to be done before I go back in there.

• 54:45Speaker 02

  When I'm done with that, I am leaving your establishment. You, matter of fact, you're not seeing my face again. I'm literally walking out like this.

• 54:56Speaker 02

  You're not, there's no, there's no, there's no, oh, I did that. Oh, sit in the lobby 20 minutes, sir. We're gonna, we're gonna run it, make sure it's good. What do you mean? And they, and my luck, dude, my luck, I would sit back in the waiting room and they, before they called me back up, and they would go, Mr. Harden, we need more.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  I have nothing left. You go, I can't yell, I can't. I'm on E. I was like, I need a Jell-O and some Gatorade.

• 55:27Speaker 02

  Got any Harvey Specter highlights I can watch?

• 55:32Speaker 02

  No, you have a USB-C charger. Yeah, I heard they have iPads in there with like preloaded movies. No, no, oh dude, dude, the world's crumbling. No dude, no, no. Well, you gotta get it out somehow. No, that's, that is not right. What do you think happens in there? You just go off memory? No, but like in Hollywood, it's always a magazine or something. We're in 2026, bro. They have iPads with pre-downloaded corn. Cam, you- You're out of your mind. We're in- People apply to work there. People apply to work. They go, dude, I'd love to have that job. You creep. They're doctors and nurses. They're not just regular people, Cam. Oh dude, I don't know. Cam, it's 2026. What do you think they, you think they're like just regular- I'm not gonna lie. Okay, this is gonna be a hot take. This is a little weird. We can cut it when you want, but-

• 56:17Speaker 02

  I know, I should've got him started. Have you ever seen like an OG magazine? Yes. Like an OG Playboy magazine? Me and my grandma, when she was dying of cancer, she, we were looking through one together. I remember you said that, yes. Bro. I mean, that story tore my family apart.

• 56:32Speaker 02

  They are, that's a perfect word. They are interesting. Like, I always, like, us growing up- Couldn't get to it. No, now I, now I agree, but I'm saying us growing up, you know, it's different, whatnot, and like, we had, we were, you know, we've, we've never been alive without technology. Like, stuff like that. But I'm saying, for back in the day, I could see that being a commodity. Horton levels must've been through the roof. If that was just easy getting it done. Oh my god. Specimen bank's probably overfull. We can't take anymore today. We've, we've reached, we've reached the monthly quota this weekend. Have you had a magazine waiting for free back then? And all you had to do was go donate? Shout out to the people that donate, man. It's really- I mean, honestly, honestly. Shout out to the people that donate. You know, I act, okay, now this is, oh my god, this goes perfectly with what I was gonna say.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  This is, uh, how naive I am. I did not know- I did not know if you have to, uh, as a, as a couple or as a woman, if you have to take the route of a donor or a surrogate or something like that. God bless you all. Yeah. Oh, no, perfectly. Nothing wrong with it. Fantastic. I hope everything goes great. I did not know that you like had say so. When I was younger. Say so of what? Of like the, the specimen that you would want to like create with or put in your eggs. They show you like, they show you like player stats. Yeah, I thought it was. Yeah, no, no, no. It's good, it's good that you got to pick. Roulette. Yeah. It's good that I what? It's good to get to pick. Like you want to make sure, yeah, it's like, you know. No, but like, uh, why did I ever think that? As a kid, I literally thought you went in there and it was kind of like a, like a mystery box.

• 58:03Speaker 02

  There was a time you also thought you were going to the NBA. I mean, that's. So, okay, speaking of the naive, I was in a group text with, uh, not gonna say their names, but it was a group text with two, two friends and one of them just texted, "Hey, got off work. Do y'all want to play the game later?" Like two hours went by. This was this past weekend. No one, me or and the other guy did not respond. He texts back again, "Hey, y'all there?" No one responded. So another hour goes by and he sends, "Hey, do you think a ceiling fan can hold 200 pounds?"

• 58:38Speaker 02

  Okay, so, yes, a joke at that. We don't have to go any further into that. I don't even know. Okay. This is. Not a good joke. No, no, not a good joke, but like he, he's getting to the point of like, y'all, no one's responding to me. Peyton, I sent a four-part text breaking down the strength and stability of ceiling fans. That's how green I am. And I, I liter- I, I literally said 200 pounds, bro. Well, depending on where you get it, I got mine from Lowe's and I kind of cheaped out. I went with the 79, 90. I sent a picture of the fan I got. Yeah, dude, I'm saying the things that used to make you great are your biggest downfall. Like it's like you are. What's happening though? Why is that? You just gotta get out more. You gotta do more. You're just, is that it? Yeah, you're confined to your four. You ever seen like a guy that went to jail and like, he was like, say he's like you, right?

• 59:22Speaker 02

  Just a normal guy goes to jail for like 15 years, comes out Muslim and believes in like, you know what I mean? Like, which is nothing wrong with that, but you're just different than what you came in as. And that's you. You know what I mean? Which, there's nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying, but that is a thing that happens sometime. Darryl knows.

• 59:42Speaker 02

  You're just different, not wrong, you're just different. Yeah. Well, in your case, you got worse. Yeah. You lost a lot of greatness that you once had. That, and that, but that's not, that's not fun to hear. Dude, like, there was a time I used to like, be like, I can't wait for you to meet Cam. Like, dude, Cam's like, oh, dude. You don't want people to meet me anymore? No, I do, but I'm saying the way I talk about you is different. That's from your part. It's true. You want me to lie on you? I'm just like, oh, like, no, there's a time, come on, somebody back me up. There's a time. You don't have to back him up if you don't feel like it. There's a time, like, whenever. I'll walk the plank. You'll be like, you can't wait to meet Cam, like, he's, dude, he's, like, you, which you're still great, but you had some different attributes about you, but those attributes are just different now. Be like, oh, he's gonna get a little confused. He's gonna, he's gonna start yawning real early.

• 1:00:27Speaker 02

  Don't, you know, you don't make these offensive jokes, because he's got, he'll, and he'll get real serious. Offensive jokes, because I'm. If anything cute goes by, he'll be like, oh, my god. Yeah, that's, that's his father. It's different. But I didn't, I didn't, I, I, I didn't, I didn't just lose. I didn't lose them, I, I traded them.

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• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  But before we get out of here, I want to um, bring up, I want to bring up this last story I have, and it's gonna be really quick about Miami. I had the worst flight leaving Formula One this last weekend. Oh my goodness. Dude, American Airlines, bro, the worst airline ever. Really? Yeah, so on the last day of F1, it was on Sunday, was the main race, and I, it got pushed back due to weather, right? Cause there's supposed to be a big storm in Miami. I knew when I saw that, cause I was supposed to fly out after the race, I knew when I saw that the, the, the American Airlines, they delay if the sun's too bright. Yeah. So, I knew there was gonna be the delay. Luckily, God has blessed me in a position where I bought a backup plane ticket. Hmm. To a different airline. Hmm.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  So I bought, so, lo and behold, the American Airlines flight got moved four hours ahead. Oh my god. Four hours ahead? Like, behind. Oh, like, whatever. Back, back, four hours back. So I was like, I can't do that, cause I'll get home at like, 3am. I'm not doing that. I got this new ticket.

• 1:02:42Speaker 02

  To a certain airline. I'm not gonna say the name of it. Oh, oh, mystery, mystery pack. Heard of this airline, really. Oh! I knew it was a thing, but I've never been on it. I didn't know anything about it. So I got this new plane ticket. My god, bro got a helicopter. I got this, I got this new plane ticket. I went to Miami Airport.

• 1:03:02Speaker 02

  Now, I asked the Uber driver to drop me off at this specific gate, cause there's different gates you get dropped off at. He goes, "Yeah, fine, I got you." He drops me off at this gate with no branding on it. And I was like... Oh dude, no, you got a black market ticket. I was like, what the f**k is this? You bought, you bought your ticket with cryptocurrency? I walk in and I can't see the desk with the name on it. I'm seeing like, American, I'm seeing Delta, I'm seeing, I'm seeing, uh, like, uh, what's the... You're seeing spirit get scraped down. I'm gonna get to that. And then, so I see a, like, the, the Emirates Airlines, like, there's, like, all the, all the big ones. Emirates. Yeah. And I can't see this name. So I'm like, what the f**k? I asked this guy, who's wearing a vest, so he work, I said, "Hey, bro, can you point me to where this airline is?" He goes, "Yeah, just walk down that hallway."

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  "You'll see it. You'll run right into it." I'm walking for 10 minutes. I don't see this airline. You're not running into it. I'm not running into this.

• 1:03:53Speaker 02

  I'm like, there's no way I should be walking this long. I see this lovely lady throwing bags at this airline I've nev- like it wasn't in English. I've never heard of this. You're employed. Yeah, so I said, um, hey, can you point me to where this airline is? She goes, turns back and asks another guy, do we have this airline here? No, we don't have that airline here. I go, so three people lied to me. So what am I doing here? And I go, where's this, where does this place fly out of? And they go Fort Lauderdale. I'm in Miami. I go, holy sh- I go, they go, but we have a train that could take you from Miami to Fort Lauderdale. I said, how long is that gonna take? She goes, I don't know.

• 1:04:37Speaker 02

  I go, it's set times, isn't it? She goes, so I was like, alright, whatever. I get a, I get an Uber.

• 1:04:44Speaker 02

  I get an Uber, forty-five minutes. I was about to say, that's not terribly far. Not terrible, and I was there pretty early. They go, that's, that flight's in Orlando. I'm like. Yeah, forty-five minutes to Fort Lauderdale. I go to Fort Lauderdale, it's a big trap house. Like, Fort Lauderdale Airport is like a, it's, it's literally a trap house. I was like, holy sh- it smells like black and milds in here, and there's, like, there's no functioning light bulbs. I was like, holy sh- this is bad. Get to Fort Lauderdale Airport, I, I'm, I go through the TSA. You're walking through the, the ambience, the background, just. First of all, that TSA was asking me to do things I've never done. Wait, wait, like what? They tuck in your drawstrings. Why? Oh, they've, they've found some creative. In that airport. Tuck them in, normally they take them out, so you can see them. They said, no, tuck them in. I said, what? Why?

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  And they go, they go, take off your hat? I took off my hat. They unbuckled this part, they took the buckle out, and I said, who the, did Osama come here? Like, why am I doing all this? Did he land in Fort Lauderdale? Yeah, and so whatever. I get to the airport, I'm going to my terminal. Again, I've never heard of this airline. As you know, Spirit just got cancelled. There's no more Spirit flights, as of like the day before. Cut off. So I'm going to this gate. And I see the name of this airline, but it looks like it's like a sticker over like where something else used to be.

• 1:06:10Speaker 02

  Somebody walks past the wall too hard where the sticker falls and it's Spirit Airlines. Under the sticker, they just stuck up. You got, you got a JV ticket. You know, it's like money laundering, like Spirit Airlines is still around, but it's just money laundering. Oh my god. They money laundered and do a different thing. Oh my. What the? God. They declared the bankruptcy for the seventh time. Yeah. They took their losses on the chin, but they went under a different front. So I go into the plane, right? Now, I'm not trying to sound elitist. I'm not. Okay. I'm really not. I'll be the joke to that. I'm not, I'm not. But, but I sat down next to a peasant. No, no, no, no, no. I sat next to a, uh, he was actually a deaf guy. He was really cool.

• 1:06:54Speaker 02

  We like, um, we were doing things with Yu-Gi-Oh. I don't know what the, we were communicating about Yu-Gi-Oh, not Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon. Oh. Um, he was like typing to me on his phone, really cool. But before he got there, I get to my seat, right? There's no first class. Which is fine. Yeah, it's Spirit undercover. Which is fine. We've already debunked that. But I bought a, I bought row 2A, so in my head, I was like, I'm gonna get first class. And I got there, I was oddly confused. There's three seats and they were tight. So I'm on the aisle row, there's a middle seat that's empty that eventually got covered by the deaf guy. But so there's empty. You're, you're in the front of the plane, there's still three people? Yes. Oh my god. I've never seen some shit like this. Never seen some shit like this. And the front wall had a peephole for the flight attendant.

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  Like she was going like this to check, they didn't come down the. I'm still thirsty! No, Kim, I'm telling you, she didn't come down the row with the cart. She opened up the window and was like looking to see if everybody's alive. Yeah. I was, what the? Oh, no. And then she set like a tablet out that showed like snacks with prices under them, like we're at a concession stand. Like, hey, this isn't softball, we're in the sky. But so I'm sitting there. You bought that XRP. I'm sitting there, this guy comes in and he has a, the biggest backpack I've ever seen. Like, I don't like that on a plane. I don't, first of all, that, man, that's way too big. That should have been checked. That has to be checked. Duffle bag on his back. He goes, "Hey, I'm right here." And I go, "Oh, my god." So I stand up, he goes to the window seat. We have a seat between us. Now, I've never seen this before.

• 1:08:23Speaker 02

  I've never fucking seen this before. This guy, with like, you would have thought he was in tactical training to open up that backpack as quickly as he could. He throws the backpack down, and the speed of light, he's like, like unbuckling. I thought he was like, like, making a backpack. Oh, yeah. He was like, you know how like in the Marines, they have to like unt- like take away the gun, like take apart the gun, put the gun back? Everything, then? Yeah, that's what he was doing. But then he takes out like this big folded thing. He unfolds it and stands up. And I go, "What the is he doing?" He throws this thing at the seat, and it pops open, and it's an inflatable seat cover.

• 1:09:02Speaker 02

  I go, "What the are you doing?" I'm looking at him like, I jump, I'm like, "What the?" Then, he puts on sunglasses that are like the Men in Black skinny sunglasses. And I'm not done. He then puts on fingerless gloves. And I'm not, I can't, I swear to god, I'm not joking. He puts on fingerless gloves that have like skeleton bones coming out of them, and he's like this. And just sitting there at his seat. I go, "What the is going on?" I'm so scared, I'm just peeking at him, right, like that. He's first like six inches off the seat, because he's on the inflatable seat. So I'm looking at him, like, yeah.

• 1:09:45Speaker 02

  Like LeBron when he goes to the bench, he has that little booster? I go, "There's no way that that's loud." Dude. Which, the flight attendant couldn't see, because she could only see through the window. So then, people are starting to file on the plane. A guy sits in front of me. This guy pulls out something out of his backpack too. It's basically. Inflatable thing. And it's a seat back thing to support his back, but he had to go behind the seat and buckle it to where his, that's in front of me where my tray table is. Now I see that I'm like, okay, this dude's inconsiderate, right? Because now I can't open up my tray table. Oh, you're 10 times better man than me. But I didn't say anything because I'm not confrontational and I really, I just want to go home, right? I don't care. I'm not going to use this. I'm gonna, I'm gonna just try to fall asleep. He's buckling.

• 1:10:29Speaker 02

  The guy with the fingerless gloves and tray table goes, "Hey man, take that down." I go, "Holy..." He goes, "You can't do that." He goes, "My man can't use his tray table." And I go, "I'm not your man first of all." And I think you are the last person to say anything about accessories. You have gloves and men in black shades on for a flight, let alone your pool noodle inflatable. And so the guy in front of me turns to me and like starts to slowly unbuckle and it literally looks like he's about to cry. And I was like, "Bro, I really don't care." But he's like, "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." And I go, "I'm done with this." So I go, people are still loading on the plane, right? I'm like, "I'm gonna go to sleep. I'm tired. I've taken my concoction." So I'm going like this. I'm taking my 2,200 milligrams of... Yeah.

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  So I'm going to sleep, right? And I, I'm starting to get a good snooze, right? But it's one of those snoozes where you can still are kind of aware because you're in public. As I'm sleeping for probably like five minutes, people are walking past me. I hear the most angelic voice of all time. Somebody is singing coming down the, the aisle. Hot take, don't care that it sounded good. That's gotta be obnoxious. So it's, but it's like a, like a lullaby. But it's a beautiful song. And I was like, either I fell asleep when this plane is in the air and I died and this is what it's like going to heaven, or somebody is the most beautiful singer of all time. I open my eyes, still alive. I look, fuck, Jaquise is walking right by me, singing to his son.

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  Getting on the plane.

• 1:12:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, actual Jacquez. I literally was like, what the?

• 1:12:08Speaker 02

  The most angelic voice. Oh, I mean, I'm talking, oh. I mean, it was beautiful, and he is sexy in person. 10 out of 10, oh, yeah. Like, great teeth, the biggest chains on. Oh, so many diamonds, 10 out of 10 voice. Great father, because, I mean, he almost put me to sleep, that kid was knocked. I mean, he was strolling his kid around, clinging to him, he was like... He's like, it's a bitzy spa. He's like, just doing riffs. Yeah, and so, after that, I was like, man, I will never fly this airline again, I'm not gonna say the airline. Oh, we don't even get the airline? I'm not telling y'all off camera. Oh, my god, I gotta hear that. Yeah, don't. Avoid him. Yeah, it was, I mean, surreal experience. Did you, did you speak to Jacquez? No, he was with his kid, and I don't, I don't, I don't do that. It's late at night, you're flying with a child.

• 1:12:53Speaker 02

  It was late, it wasn't. Yeah, I don't wanna do that. Bro, first off, shout out to him. Great father. Sounds like an A1 dad. Sounds like, dude, it's... Kid needs to go to sleep, pops, imagine Jacquez saying your lullaby. I was falling asleep, I almost fell back asleep after I saw that, I was like, oh, my god.

• 1:13:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was great. Put you in a trance, that is, dude, I'm convinced, at this point, as your friend, I'm convinced you've done something in an airport that is incredibly frowned upon, or, or possibly illegal, and you just haven't told us, which is fine, you don't need to disclose it, but there's no, there's no way. Yeah. There's no way you, you get a first-class ticket that's not first-class. Yeah. Then you sit next to pool-inflatable glove men in black glasses, I'm gonna scream at you when it doesn't involve me, guy. There's no way you do that unless you did something fucked up. Yeah, no, I didn't, but it was a crazy flight experience, and, uh, I won't be flying that airline again. But we have a game that we wanna get to. Oh, my god. So, let's get to that.

• 1:14:17Speaker 05

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• 1:14:45Speaker 02

  We're gonna be playing the trauma candy game. Now, me and Cam fell in love with this game or this trend on TikTok. Basically, if you don't know what this is, is I don't know why candy's involved. I don't, I think that's just the cover, to be honest. Yeah, so we're gonna play the trauma candy game. Basically, what you do is you have a candy before you announce it or before you like present it, you have to say a trauma in your life. And the ones on TikTok, it's literally to the point where you're like, you probably should have kept that in or you should go to law enforcement. It is some, I mean, some criminating stuff. We're not giving you criminating. We're gonna give you some trauma. I'm not, well, actually, no, I'm not giving you criminating, but we can give you some trauma. One of mine I've said on the podcast before. Okay.

• 1:15:28Speaker 02

  But it's still traumatizing and like genuinely like I, when I talked about it on the podcast, hee hee, ha ha. Imagine going through that as a kid. I'll tell you about whatever. Okay. All right, I'll go first. Okay, go, you got it. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm ready. All right. My first candy is Big Red. What the, how are you already messing up? What do you mean, big red? It's literally gum. It's not candy. No. Big Red, this is like a spoof gum. It's like a. It's just, I don't care what weird little magic stuff you put in front of it, it's gum. It's not candy, it's gum. As a kid, you didn't get Big Red as a treat? I got Big Red as gum. It was gum. It's always been gum. It's not candy. No, there's difference between gum and like candy gum. This is candy gum.

• 1:16:10Speaker 02

  The only reason you're saying that's candy gum is because it's hot cinnamon. It's gum. You chew it, you don't swallow, you don't eat it and you spit it. It's gum. I opened this pack up and the whole room illuminated with odor. No, it smells, it smells good. That's a candy, bro. That's like a, that's a candy. Something smells good, it's candy now? It's not candy, it's gum. Bro, this has like, it's only two grams of sugar. It's not candy. How do you mess up on the first? No, as a kid, that's my mom gave me this as candy. I'm like, mommy, I want candy. She'd be like, here's some Big Red out of her purse. And it would always be loose. That's because she. You just knew that you'd go with it, wouldn't ask questions. No. That is, if I pulled out Cobalt 5, can I say that's candy? It's gum. If I pulled out Wintergreen's. No, no, that's a different. Orbit.

• 1:16:55Speaker 02

  No, if it was spearmint, spearmint's gum because that's made for breath freshening. Dude, you're going off of flavor, you're going off pure flavor. Yes. You're going off pure flavor. This is candy gum. There's Sour Patch Watermelon, which is fantastic, and there's butterscotch grandma candy. Flavor might not hit the same, that's candy. So you're saying the gum with the gooey middle is not candy? Dude, I don't think anything you don't swallow, like, name a candy you don't swallow. Who doesn't swallow gum? If you're swallowing gum, dude, if you're, first off, you think Big Red's a candy, you're swallowing gum, dude, you've covered the trauma already, you're fucked up, like, I don't know, I don't know what else to say. We're, like, the game's over, congrats, like, that was fun, that was really good, you swallow gum, you think Big Red's candy. What, I, the. Oh my god. Wait, Big.

• 1:17:40Speaker 02

  I'm not, no, close your eyes, close your eyes, name four candies, immediately, that you would buy at a store candy. Uh, Sour Patch Kids. Snickers, Twix, Reese's, Gummy Bears, you know, candy. That's nuts. What do all. Snickers is a chocolate bar, not a candy. Candy is like candy, like candy taste, candy candy store. Candy is split into candy and gummies? Candy gummy. That's gum, not gummy, gummy means soft, if you don't, first off, if you don't swallow it, it's, it cannot, it cannot. You can swallow, I swallow gum, I swallow gum more than I spit it out. My point doesn't even, wait, because you're Martian, you're not from here.

• 1:18:23Speaker 02

  I've always thought of, like, swallowing gum is like the same folk tale as, like, swallowing a watermelon seed, like, it's not actually bad for you. I'm not saying it's not, but that's where I grew up, and I still do that, because I don't want a litter. You put it in the trash can. Sometimes the trash cans are. Paper plate, you put it in the trash can, you throw it in your backyard. When I'm driving, there's no trash cans in my car. So you chew the gum till you get to the destination? Oh no, I want to drink my drink.

• 1:18:49Speaker 02

  I mean. Like, we actually said, "Hey dude, let's do this candy trauma stuff," and you brought gum. Well, maybe that's my first trauma. My mom gave me Big Red. Yeah, you went trick or treating, said, "No, I didn't get any Cobalt Mint." "Ah, no Wrigley's. Oh mama, they didn't give me five this year." What the he- the only thing that is remotely acceptable, the only gum that can even possibly make sense, is the Double Bubble, and that's because they sell that in like the assorted candy mixes, because that is- This is the same thing as Hubba Bubble. Dude, that's Wrigley's Big Red. Like, that's so- I think it got in my eye. It's so far. No, that, no, that, I'll, I'd love a piece, but that smell is incredible. Dario, you had this growing up?

• 1:19:32Speaker 02

  He said, "Oh, no." I thought it was one of those things we were gonna get together. It wasn't. You, dude, you grew up fucking different. That's, that's the first trauma. Your mom said, "Here's some candy," she gave you a gum. I can be my person. That's your first trauma. That's your first trauma. Jesus, okay. For my candy, I brought goobers. I brought goobers. Never heard of a goober. What's a goober? Oh my god, it's fat. You've never heard of, it's milk, it's a, it's like a, it's just a chocolate-covered peanut. So peanuts are candy, but gum's not? The chocolate over the peanut makes it a candy. Cinnamon makes it a candy. It's gum. If I put cinnamon on a cucumber, it's not candy. Who eats cinnamon cucumbers, though?

• 1:20:14Speaker 02

  Cucumbers and peanuts are basically in the same category, though. Healthy snacks. That's a snack, but go ahead with your snack candy. What's your trauma?

• 1:20:25Speaker 02

  When I was a child, I was at my friend's house, and I was eating chicken nuggets with a fork. His dog bit me in the leg, and I went to look at the dog and went, "Hrrrgh!" Tore my two, my two front teeth, I separated them, so for three years after that, I ate chicken nuggets with a spoon, and everyone ridiculed me for it.

• 1:20:44Speaker 02

  Even in the lunchroom, I used a sport. And I scooped him like it was soup for chicken nuggets. That's my first trauma. That is traumatic. That is, I was gonna... Terrifying. I got a dog bite and I f***ed my own grill up off of chicken nuggets. Okay, my second candy, I brought the Weathers Originals. I mean, like, you're a grandmother. Weathers Originals, that's candy, I'll give you that. Yeah. Are you 70? You're 27! Weathers Originals are top tier caramel treats. Where's like Skittles? Like Nerds gummy clusters? I don't know, I... There's too much sugar. I don't think you understand. If someone literally walked onto that couch and they saw a pack of Big Red

• 1:21:26Speaker 02

  and they saw Weathers Originals, they'd say, "Oops, I think your grandma's purse spilled when she was here." That's, you're not giving 27-year-old man candy. This is, I mean, go, trauma. Okay. I mean, I'm getting heated. My candy's a, a, a Weathers Original. You don't even sound confident saying it. And mine also, my trauma also has to do with the dog. Um, so my, my grandma, she had a Shih Tzu dog and it was my first time interacting with animals. And I remember watching cartoons and they said that cats would always land on their feet. So I was wondering if a dog would always land on its feet. And by the way, I was a really young kid. Yeah. And so I would like toss him up a little bit and one time I tossed him up too much and he did land on his feet but broke his leg.

• 1:22:09Speaker 02

  Um, and it was, and then I left because my dad picked me up. And we got a call from my grandma that the dog had a broken leg just in the middle of the living room. And it was the first time I heard her cry.

• 1:22:23Speaker 02

  And I brought Weathers Originals.

• 1:22:31Speaker 02

  That's my trauma. I think I'm starting to sweat. No, no, I, I'm, I'm absolutely dripping. I'm beating in sweat. The craziest part about what you just said? What? I did the exact same thing to my f***ing sister's Chihuahua. His name was Braxton. I literally picked him up and I didn't even do it off of a scientist television thing. I just went, "Huh?" And I would just drop him. It's like a kid thing. Like you understand how the body works. Don't do that. I'm so sorry. R.I.P. to Joey, by the way. Yeah, he ended up having luck setting Patel's bad back porch on the guy because I just, I mean, it was probably 20 drops consecutively. And I just kept doing it. He tried to run away. I'd pick him up. I thought it was a game. I thought we were playing cat and mouse. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay.

• 1:23:12Speaker 02

  Haribo gummy bears! That's haram. That is not haram! This is candy! Now, it says- How is gummy bears candy, but gum is not? It's just a more chewy version of gum. You are supposed to swallow this. The flavors are pineapple, lemon, raspberry, orange, and strawberry. You're supposed to ingest these. They're made-to-eat, sweet treat candy you buy on the candy aisle. You can buy gum on the candy aisle. I know, they do that for convenience. I knew you were gonna say that. Anyway, I brought the Haribo gummy bears, or gold bears. I thought those were always called Hasburrows. I used to think that too. Hasburrows, the games, though, the card stuff. Alright. I brought the gold bears.

• 1:23:56Speaker 02

  My trauma is, when I was young and growing up, my dad would always say, "You're not allowed to get up till you clean your plate. It's really bad if you waste food." Oh, this is a real one you've- So then I got in a real conversation, like a really heated one, one night, and he said, "Do not waste your food." So that, that November at Thanksgiving, I finished every single one of my family members' plates when they were done with it, and they would try to put it in the trash can. And then we left for Black Friday shopping and I threw up in the Walmart. Because I was absolutely filled with stuffing and rolls and green bean casserole. Lot of ham. The nasty parts on the ham, too. I was eating gristle, cuz I thought it was bad. I thought it was bad to wa- Eat like a pig! Oh, yeah. You're eating both! My Aunt Karen set it down, I was like, "Oh, yeah, Bill Cowboys. We can't waste the food, we can't waste the food."

• 1:24:39Speaker 02

  And I blew chunks inside of a Walmart. My mom was so embarrassed. We went Black Friday shopping, threw up all of the Walmart. And I think that still affects you a little bit. I think I'm finally weaning off of it. Yeah, don't do that to Malika. I've been living with, oh, no, I'm gonna be like, "You get, you're done, whatever you want, boy." Yeah, that's my trauma. And I brought the Hasbro gold bears. Okay, my last one.

• 1:25:00Speaker 02

  My last one. I brought the watermelon hard chew candies. Oh, now you're talkin', I mean, okay. Now you're talkin', but you're 80 years old! That is a purse! Oh. That's a- You can't tell me these aren't top tier. Those are, no, that's an elite, elite candy for Gladys. That's an elite candy for a, for a deacon at a church. Like that church, you, you're on wooden pews. That's what I'm telling you. You're not like, you're not in 2026. Like I, I'm almost convinced you didn't buy those in like a Walmart. Like you can't buy those at Walmart. You have old people candy. Think, think about it. You brought three things out. You, no one even gets on Halloween. Like no one gets those on Halloween. I would love this on Halloween.

• 1:25:43Speaker 02

  It'd be great, but you're knocking on 40 year olds doors. You're not knocking at the nursing home.

• 1:25:47Speaker 02

  But this is a candy? It's, yes, it's an elite candy. Yeah, so thank you. Dog, if you took you out of the mix and just looked at that couch, Weather's Originals, the, the OG strawberries in big red. That is somebody's uncle. That is an Uncle Calvin right there. The candies I grew up on, cause I, I guess I wasn't allowed to have candy, but I didn't know. And that's just what they would give me is gum, caramel and watermelon.

• 1:26:14Speaker 02

  Oh, I grew up in the church. Yeah, I do. That is true. Cause whenever I was, I mean, that's a trauma too. I wasn't allowed to have gum in the church because I was eating candy in the church. So I, I was chewing gum one time in the church, which cause I was like, ooh candy. It would make me focus. And my, my mom took the gum candy out of my mouth and put it on my forehead. And I was meeting people, you know, it was like Ash Wednesday, how they do that, but mine was just a big red on there. But that's not what I was going to say for my trauma. I'll just add that it's bonus trauma. Bonus trauma. Thanks for the sidebar. Oh, but my, uh, so I brought the, the watermelon hard candies. Elite. I've talked about this before, but my trauma is when I moved into an apartment complex with my family.

• 1:26:57Speaker 02

  Um, the family, uh, above me, uh, directly above me, they were, um, there's the first time in America. Yeah, it was. Um, and I remember going, looking, we had a balcony on our apartment, at our apartment, right? And I, I remember looking out there and there was just like a big puddle of red in the middle of our balcony. And we looked up and there was just like red dropping from the balcony above us. Come to find out, um, they were severing a, like a, some sort of goat on the balcony directly above us. They didn't understand that I was not okay. It was not culturally appropriate. I looked up there and there was just like a goat or something looking at me like that.

• 1:27:38Speaker 02

  And they had sliced it open and it was just dripping blood onto our balcony. I was a young boy and I think a little bit hit me in the forehead.

• 1:27:50Speaker 02

  They got evicted after that, but. Yeah, they did. But as you can see, whenever I got my own apartment, you never saw me not on the top floor. I was always scared of apartments above me after that. So that's. And you brought the strawberry candies? I brought the strawberry candies. Goat sacrifice in the year 2000. It's crazy. Oh, I don't know. They were cooking, I think. Oh, you don't know what. I don't, I don't know. You don't know what they do. That was a Bethlehem special. I mean, they were ready for any plague coming, boy. God bless them. Now, alright, my final candy. Uh, now I brought the mini Snickers, but I did get a little hungry on the car ride. I was gonna say, that looks awfully open.

• 1:28:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, it came with five. We're down to two. They're quite small. Can I have one? But yeah, here you go. Uh, pretty good for your calories too. It's only 80. So 80 in this one thing? Eighty. It is worth it, dude. It's a Snickers. Oh. At least say Snickers. It's a Snickers. Alright. What's your trauma? So it's crazy enough because mine has to do with church too. Oh, God.

• 1:28:58Speaker 02

  Okay, so I brought the Snickers. When I was young, uh, I was at a church. I went to a friend's church, actually. And they, it was a fantastic sermon. I was very moved and they said, like, if you've never accepted Christ in your life, like, you know, raise your hand, whatever. And then, so I did that. It was beautiful. It was a great moment. And then they took me out outside the church.

• 1:29:20Speaker 02

  To the front or the back? To the side, to the side, if we're being honest. Partial was to the side and there was like, maybe a group of 10 people that all raised their hands and stuff. They said, "We're doing flash baptisms right now." And, and I was, you know what? And on the spot baptism. And on the spot baptism, A, I don't have a change of clothes, B, I don't know how to swim yet, I was pretty young. And I was, I mean, if I'm being honest, I was terrified of the water. Like, I could not be in a pool without holding on to the rail. And you hold your nose. Yeah, I hold my nose, I wore, I wore an Under Armour compression in the pool and I held on to the side rails. So they said, "We're doing flash baptisms." And I said, "Yeah, I'm not ready for God yet." Because I was afraid of the water. I said, "You know, I, I can't do this, I'm gonna go back inside now." They said, "No, it's okay, no, I can't get in the water." I said, "I'll accept another day."

• 1:30:03Speaker 02

  And I went back inside and sat in the pew, then I started crying. Because I was just unbelievably overwhelmed. I didn't have my compression shirt, didn't get baptized, I accepted the Lord, but then I said, "I'm not ready, because just because I'm afraid of water." And I brought the Snickers.

• 1:30:19Speaker 02

  It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. It should be a scheduled thing. As a young boy, I mean, you can't, I mean, I mean, maybe a kiddie pool, I would've said yes. Or let me know before I stand up. Dude, and when you see that, when you see that from the pew, I mean, that thing looks like it's a, it's a 12 feet. It looks like you're jumping straight into the deep, it was terrifying. I'm not mad at you, that's not a bad thing. I said, "No, but it was trauma-filled." It was trauma-filled. Best believe I learned how to swim that summer. Yes or no, do you want some of my Weathers? I would love a Weathers, honestly. Dude, Weathers are gas, it's just, no, they're Weathers, or Werthers. Yeah, so, I'm not gonna lie, K-Rob saw me bring this in and I've never seen him so excited. You'd love a good Weathers?

• 1:30:56Speaker 02

  They are, they are fantastic. Am I, am I dragging it though, or did he literally bring straight old people candy? I gotta talk to my mom about that, I'm not, but you know I'm not a candy guy. Yeah, you're not a sweet- But this is my candy. But that's like, I feel like if a [BLEEP] alien touched down, like even a literal extraterrestrial touched down, and you're like, "Hey, go get a candy." He'd be like, "What's candy?" And then if you showed him Big Red and you showed him Sour Patch, he'd be like, "Ooh, that one." And he'd get the Sour Patch every time. I guess that's why we look the way we look right now. Alright, I grew up on gum, you grew up on? I grew up on leftover trash can ham. Yeah, but get us out of here, man. That was a great episode. Appreciate you coming back to another, oh, oh, oh, oh. Extend no clues. Extend no rules. Thank you so much for coming back.

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