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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:20Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:01Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:35Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 2:43Peyton Hardin?

  What's up, buddy? Never seen you. I haven't seen you. We spent all weekend away from each other. Hey, no, don't, no.

• 2:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I thought it was a good.

• 2:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, we spent... Oh, I heard it.

• 2:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow.

• 2:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, yeah, that hurts.

• 2:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That's Miss Frizzle. That was pure electromagnetic field.

• 2:57Peyton Hardin?

  We spent all weekend away from each other, dude.

• 3:00Cameron Kennedy?

  A whole three and a half days.

• 3:02Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you were in Phoenix, Arizona.

• 3:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I was in Phoenix, Arizona.

• 3:05Peyton Hardin?

  I was in...

• 3:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, Scottsdale.

• 3:07Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 3:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, found that out when we got there.

• 3:09Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, but it's not, it's not like Texas where it's like Houston, Austin, Dallas, they're all hours away. It's kinda like North Texas.

• 3:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's like...

• 3:16Peyton Hardin?

  Equivalent to Plano, Frisco, McKee.

• 3:17Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm in Scottsdale. Okay, be within 30 minutes.

• 3:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 3:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Like 12 minutes.

• 3:20Peyton Hardin?

  But so you were in the desert. I was in Austin, Texas for South by Southwest. I haven't asked you anything about your trip.

• 3:26Cameron Kennedy?

  And I didn't ask you anything about yours.

• 3:28Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm so excited to hear about what happened.

• 3:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Woo!

• 3:33Peyton Hardin?

  That came naturally.

• 3:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that was a little too smooth. The craziest part is I actually had no idea what was gonna come out of me once I started going upward.

• 3:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 3:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And I went upward. Don't know where the twirl came from. I think I was gonna go...

• 3:46Peyton Hardin?

  Who?

• 3:47Cameron Kennedy?

  But then it just went, "Woo!"

• 3:49Peyton Hardin?

  Two different kinds of appropriation.

• 3:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Very... Two vastly, vastly different types.

• 3:53Peyton Hardin?

  Not at all times. They might coincide sometimes, and that's fine.

• 3:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I think there's a decent crossover.

• 3:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I think there's a high percentage rate. Oh, my god.

• 4:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You've seen those initiations?

• 4:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my, that's a glass closet.

• 4:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it used to just...

• 4:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It used to just be, hey, we're just gonna beat you and you're one of us.

• 4:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, not anymore. It's like, make sure you pick up, mm, nope, nevermind.

• 4:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Nevermind, nevermind. Oh, I'm excited though.

• 4:17Peyton Hardin?

  But no, I could tell that it came natural because the, you can always tell in the wrist.

• 4:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It's in the wrist. If the wrists are flowing and moving, it's in ya.

• 4:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's in ya, and I love it. There's nothing wrong with either, with either of those appropriations that I almost did. I went with this one today.

• 4:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I do this one often. Neither one, neither one.

• 4:32Peyton Hardin?

  Like Pierce feels seen right now.

• 4:36Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, yes, my, my.

• 4:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, I don't know what, I don't know what's going on.

• 4:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, I think we're just excited. I think we're excited.

• 4:43Peyton Hardin?

  I've missed you.

• 4:44Cameron Kennedy?

  One more finger, one more finger loving.

• 4:45Peyton Hardin?

  I know, there's never too many times we can stop fingering.

• 4:47Cameron Kennedy?

  God, you have, now, you, okay, your hands, that's one thing. You're a grimy basketball player.

• 4:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you broke your hands so much, they're kinda like, it's like calcified. Like, your fingers are rough.

• 4:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Lee.

• 4:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, uh, what's it called, bone maxing with my fingers.

• 5:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're like.

• 5:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Every day you wake up, you're just like.

• 5:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, oh, dude, good one. You just crack your, you're bleeding.

• 5:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:12Cameron Kennedy?

  How is, how is?

• 5:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you need to breathe.

• 5:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, your tongue looks like a mud pie right now. Your tongue is like a nasty shade of brown.

• 5:19Peyton Hardin?

  I've been on a espresso thing before we record because I feel like that's my most sharp.

• 5:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 5:23Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like I'm really at.

• 5:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. I feel like that's my most sharp, is what you just said. You didn't say, that's when I'm at. You didn't say, that's when I'm. You said, I feel like that's my most sharp.

• 5:34Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's the correct way to say that. What's, what's the future?

• 5:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel like that's when I'm the most sharp, or I'm at my most sharp. You said.

• 5:45Peyton Hardin?

  What did I say?

• 5:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you did not include yourself in that sentence at all.

• 5:48Peyton Hardin?

  I said, that's when I'm the most sharp. I'm.

• 5:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he didn't. No, sir.

• 5:52Peyton Hardin?

  Didn't you just say that? What'd you say I said?

• 5:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I said, that'd be the appropriate way. You said, that's when, you said, you said it without the I'm.

• 5:58Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true!

• 5:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it is. You said, that's when, that's when it's the most sharp. Some like that.

• 6:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's when I'm the most sharp.

• 6:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, no, that's correct.

• 6:05Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I said, though.

• 6:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not what you said, no.

• 6:07Peyton Hardin?

  I think, and I think we're both wrong. I think the right thing to say is, that's when I'm the sharpest.

• 6:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, that's, that's, that's grammar. That's grammar. Okay, who's going first? Rock, paper, scissors?

• 6:15Peyton Hardin?

  Rochambeau, as my late grandma said. Oh, yeah, by the way, Malcolm, Malcolm's got two weeks left on him, by the way.

• 6:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, we, we, we went, we took him to the girl puppy mechanic and they checked the mileage on it. We're about to hit a million.

• 6:30Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, they said.

• 6:31Peyton Hardin?

  This about to lock.

• 6:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit, he's a CS motor. He's been pushing this.

• 6:36Peyton Hardin?

  I got under him and they were like, wow.

• 6:39Cameron Kennedy?

  He's missing a muffler. He's starting.

• 6:43Peyton Hardin?

  They're like, how is he still running?

• 6:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, like, that's an actual thing? An actual?

• 6:47Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, no, but if we're being honest, and then my.

• 6:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You've been saying two weeks for like nine months.

• 6:52Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's.

• 6:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog's immortal. He sipped from the fountain of youth when he was younger.

• 6:56Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I was talking to Sarah on the way back from Austin and I was like, Sarah, when do you think it's time for Malcolm? She was like, babe, I thought November was it for him. I thought, I thought when I met him at Thanksgiving, that was gonna be the last time we met.

• 7:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought it was like first year at Dream Con. I thought, I thought he was, I thought he was falling on his way out then. I'm telling you, one of those rabbits, he, one of those rabbits, he.

• 7:14Peyton Hardin?

  Found the youth.

• 7:15Cameron Kennedy?

  barbaric sacrifice.

• 7:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:16Cameron Kennedy?

  He took that rabbit inside, split him open, and now he gets an extra 20 years. I'm telling you.

• 7:21Peyton Hardin?

  He's a, he's a 15, 16 year old lab.

• 7:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That dog's no younger than 24. That dog's old as hell.

• 7:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I got him when I was in the sixth grade.

• 7:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my.

• 7:32Peyton Hardin?

  It's fantastic. Yeah.

• 7:33Cameron Kennedy?

  See, I got my dog in the fifth grade. Dusty's been gone for years.

• 7:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Dusty's been out of this thing for years.

• 7:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you, Dusty, Dusty's decline was rapid.

• 7:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It was. That was, that was, that needs to be studied.

• 7:43Peyton Hardin?

  Malcolm's slow playing it.

• 7:44Cameron Kennedy?

  He is. He, I think it's, it's some dude that big, he's got that dog in him. Honestly, no pun intended. He's got that dog.

• 7:50Peyton Hardin?

  Once he's walking around the house doing the splits, I'm like, now it's time.

• 7:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Dusty woke up one day, he had a little limp, next day, cataracts. And it was just, it literally was so, it was like. It was like, dog, your, your, your legs were good. Now you can't see, you're not eating, now he's gone. He's out of here.

• 8:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, sorry to everybody, but so you wanna go, you, you, I go first? Me go first. So you go.

• 8:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You go first.

• 8:09Peyton Hardin?

  I went to.

• 8:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Or I go first.

• 8:10Peyton Hardin?

  I go first.

• 8:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 8:10Peyton Hardin?

  Cause.

• 8:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He's better than me.

• 8:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's because I've been having real bad anxiety about my, my weekend.

• 8:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 8:17Peyton Hardin?

  So I went to South by Southwest. And if you don't know what South by Southwest is, basically it's this huge festival in Austin, Texas where film, music, media, podcasting.

• 8:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Pop culture.

• 8:27Peyton Hardin?

  Everything comes in.

• 8:28Cameron Kennedy?

  All entertainment.

• 8:28Peyton Hardin?

  So like every celebrity in the world, every big like network conglomerate in the world, the CEOs of everything are, are in Austin, Texas, and there's panels. There's, there's premieres, everything in the world.

• 8:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Don Tolliver did a pop-up concert.

• 8:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was insane.

• 8:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I called you and told you, you gotta go.

• 8:45Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, it was free too, so, but no. So a lot of the things I went to were very high industry networking things. Yeah, very, very. If you know anything about Peyton, I do not do well talking to people, especially strangers. I don't do well at networking things. All South by Southwest was is networking. It was 72 hours of network. Dude, oh my god, Panic McGee. From 8:30 to 7:00 PM. I know you had that little funk on you too. Oh dude, I started getting a little white film on the corner. Oh no! Oh! You're saving that little bite for later in case you got dehydrated. Wow! You hopped out the Uber the second you say, "I appreciate it, man." It's dripping. Yeah, cotton mouth, it was crazy. Oh god.

• 9:28Peyton Hardin?

  So I was invited to this Spotify event. It's like invite only. There's like a bunch of top creators, like creators I've watched, musicians, actors, the whole thing, right? So basically what you do is you grab a cocktail, there's ambient music playing back in the background. Oh god, I love it already.

• 9:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm standing by myself, right? With a cocktail in my hand like this.

• 9:54Peyton Hardin?

  That smile, that... Yeah, just like smiling at people. And then it came to a point where people were starting to come up to me. "How are you in this room, right? What do you do, right?" "How'd you sneak your way in here?" I remember. So it was crowded, right? There's a lot of people and there is this white woman that came up to me. Now, she was an executive, I think it's Spotify or something. So it's important that I talk to her. Yes. She goes, "What do you do?" And I said, "I have a podcast." And she goes, "Oh my god, you know Spotify, we love podcasts. You know, what's the name of it?" Now, I'm panicking and I have a lisp. And I never really thought about this whenever I came up with the name of this podcast. It has an "S-H" in it. It does have an "S-H." That's my kryptonite. That is. That's when my lisp really becomes poignant, right?

• 10:38Peyton Hardin?

  You get too many words with that "S-H," you need a Narcan. Like, someone needs to save your... You're sorry, someone gets you a heavy "S-H" sentence, someone needs to just stick your [__] right there and you bring you back to life, boy. Yeah, so I got my cocktail in my hand. Now, I've drank it quickly because I'm panicking. So I'm a little tipsy, right? And I've cotton mouthed. This top Spotify executive comes up to me. "What's the name of your podcast?" You have to know.

• 11:07Peyton Hardin?

  What? What's it called? What is it? Because it's loud in there, so I thought she couldn't hear me. What's the name of it? Youth and no? She goes, "Youth and no?"

• 11:20Peyton Hardin?

  She pulls out like a little pocket, like, "How would one spell that?"

• 11:25Peyton Hardin?

  She's like trying to be nice, she's like, "Youth and..." What's a "thud"? She goes, "Oh, oh, English isn't your native." "Where are you from, sweetie?" Like, "I'm actually from Dallas, I'm right down the street."

• 11:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 11:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, but she repeated back to me my lisp. And now, if I would have punched her in her face, that would have been my fault.

• 11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd have been wrong. Is now, is that a rude thing? Or is she at a different level of PR training we've ever experienced?

• 11:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, I think she was genuinely confused at my lisp, because I hit her with the "Youth and no." Now, I mean, that's just, I mean, God, I love you. That's not the most embarrassing part, right?

• 11:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Hard to believe.

• 12:00Peyton Hardin?

  She repeats it twice back to me, and I go, "I just accept it." "Yeah, youth and no."

• 12:06Peyton Hardin?

  But then, I look over to my right, and guess who else was listening in on this conversation? Laney Wilson.

• 12:15Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, "That's not half bad." "Youth and no, youth and..."

• 12:20Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, "Youth and no." She goes, "She goes, 'I'm feeling real soft and stringy, maybe 85 BPMs.'" "Youth and no, down on the road." She makes that a song out of it. And so, dude, you know my embarrassment, like, the only recollection Laney Wilson has of our existence is "Youth and no."

• 12:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 12:39Peyton Hardin?

  And so, that was a very,

• 12:43Peyton Hardin?

  troubling thing that I've been going with in how to network. Gets worse than that, though.

• 12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No way, bro!

• 12:49Peyton Hardin?

  So, as I'm lisping my way through networking, right? "Youth and no." I look over at Laney Wilson, she's looking at me like this. I'm panicking now, I'm starting to sweat. That's when the room gets dizzy. Right, I'm starting to,

• 13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And so, to offset the dizziness, another cocktail.

• 13:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. I go, "Excuse me." Push these out of the way. Move. I'm moving, right? Now, as-

• 13:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I almost peed. I can imagine your big butt down and just starts at the table.

• 13:20Peyton Hardin?

  And so you know I'm panicking, right? And so they had like a little table of catering, like snacks and food. Now, they had sliced turkey sandwiches and muffins.

• 13:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 13:28Peyton Hardin?

  You don't get those two things together. But I was so frazzled and panicked, I grabbed one of everything. I'm holding, I'm holding cut sandwiches, muffins, popcorn. I'm a cosmopolitan. I look like I'm getting snacks. Like a, like a youth group.

• 13:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Like sermon starts in 10.

• 13:48Peyton Hardin?

  So, but then I have all my, my arrangement assortment of Costco snacks and my martini. I'm drunk and listening. I turn and look. This is something I will never be able to live down.

• 14:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 14:02Peyton Hardin?

  If I was just a normal human being, if I was a normal human being and did not have anxiety the way I did and wouldn't have messed up in front of Laney Wilson and a Spotify executive, this wouldn't have happened. As I'm turning to look, guess who's walking down the stairs to leave?

• 14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Who?

• 14:19Peyton Hardin?

  The one, the only Zac Efron.

• 14:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Oh.

• 14:24Peyton Hardin?

  When my, on my heart cam-

• 14:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You literally turn, you go, God, you go, golly, cheddar popcorn, that's all you got? Drop it, you just drop the glass? He's walking, the room gets bright on him, he's like-

• 14:39Peyton Hardin?

  He's beelining down and if I wouldn't have freaked out with Laney Wilson and the Spotify executive, I would have met Troy Bolton, I would have met Zac Efron. So I run over to our agent Grayson. He's up there talking. I run over to Grayson, I'm like-

• 14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Grayson, I'm freaking out. You go, I need your help, Grayson.

• 14:56Peyton Hardin?

  I go, Grayson, you should know. I, I'm like, can you please go get Zac Efron? Please go get Zac Efron. And he's like, what the are you talking about? There's no like context. And so I'm telling him and I'm freaking out. And their ret and link were looking at me like, I was freaking, like the craziest person ever.

• 15:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and you have, you have at minimum probably like eight inches on majority of the rest of that room.

• 15:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. It bit both ways.

• 15:22Peyton Hardin?

  But yeah, so I've missed out on my Zac Efron opportunity. If you know anything about me, meeting Zac Efron is, is like-

• 15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You could have died right there.

• 15:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man, I would have sang to him. I would have been, I would have recited the script.

• 15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You go

• 15:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and there was other like, people of like, different networks, like Tubi and everything, trying to talk to me about the podcast and I was, I spent the whole time telling them I missed out on Zac Efron just now.

• 15:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And that shows, that shows your character. It shows your personality.

• 15:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they know nothing about our show.

• 15:49Cameron Kennedy?

  What if you were so, oh my god, okay, in retrospect, what if you were so tripping and tweaking and everything, you said, you see Zac Efron, you sprint to Grayson, throw the glasses on the ground, shatter and you go, can you please get Zac Efron, please? Grayson turns and look, it's a random

• 16:05Peyton Hardin?

  It's not even him. You're just like, please, it's right, it's him, he's right there!

• 16:08Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, sir, stop! Grayson's like, Pete, we need, we need to get you out of here.

• 16:11Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that was, it was really embarrassing. And so much embarrassing stuff happened and I just realized that networking is not my thing. I'm not good at it.

• 16:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I, I don't know, now, now, now, don't, now self degrad-

• 16:23Peyton Hardin?

  Deg-

• 16:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Degrad-

• 16:25Peyton Hardin?

  What, self dep-

• 16:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Degradation.

• 16:28Peyton Hardin?

  That's not the word.

• 16:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's degradation.

• 16:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 16:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Self degrad- self degradation.

• 16:33Speaker 04

  Degradation.

• 16:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Degradation.

• 16:35Speaker 04

  Process of lowering the quality value of status of something, or the state of being reduced to lower, less respectable condition.

• 16:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, that's what I, okay, that makes sense, right?

• 16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Long, very long definition, by the way.

• 16:46Peyton Hardin?

  Super long definition, just read in one sentence, that's fine. But, I'm, no, I'm genuinely not good at networking. That's what I figured out about myself. And it's not because like, I'm awkward. That does have a thing to do with it. It's because if I network for too long, I start to lie.

• 17:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you got that thing?

• 17:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 17:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 17:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah!

• 17:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to be that kid. Dude, did you see Jurassic World 2 this weekend?

• 17:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, dude, hell yeah! You're like, what'd you like about it? You're like, the middle. Like, you know, like you would just say, you're just lying to lie.

• 17:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, there's people thinking, we're filming two movies right now.

• 17:17Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to God, no, I, I, it's not a joke. There's people that think like, we are working on film.

• 17:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, I'm like a little kid, I gotta pee dude, oh don't tell you.

• 17:27Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, yeah.

• 17:27Cameron Kennedy?

  We're filming two movies right now.

• 17:29Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, yeah, right now we're workshopping with Disney Plus and Netflix, it's uh.

• 17:33Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like, so we heard you might be on the hunt for a new studio, you're like, yeah, I got one locked up in Orlando right now.

• 17:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, you, you think I'm kidding, I told our agent Grayson that we bought a warehouse and we have cows that are gonna be outside of it to lower the taxes. Like, that's a genuine statement I told Grayson, that knows us.

• 17:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother, what are you doing?

• 17:53Peyton Hardin?

  Because I don't think I'm good enough for like the truth, so it's like, you, you're really not interested, so I gotta tell you about cattle that I bought, that I don't have.

• 18:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You have business insecurities?

• 18:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was the, it's, it's.

• 18:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never heard of that, bro, you can just be like, yeah, this is what we're doing, it's going good, you're like, dude, yeah, actually just got our second PJ with Brandon, this one, nice decent write-off, like.

• 18:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's really bad, I've told, I told somebody that I live in both Austin and Dallas, Texas. I told them, they're like, they're like, where are you from? And I was like, here, and they're like, oh, you're in Austin? And I was like, well, well, no, I live in Dallas, but I'm back and forth.

• 18:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a back and forth penthouse actually, you go, just ask the butler for me, they'll bring you up.

• 18:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so that was my weekend, man, it was, it was, it was a tough time.

• 18:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, well, God bless you, first off, you held it down, I'm sure you did great, just stop with the lies.

• 18:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's a real big problem.

• 18:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know why, or where that comes from, you have nothing, literally zero to be insecure about in the business world.

• 18:51Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, I know, well, that's not true.

• 18:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it is.

• 18:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so much, oh yeah, there's so much, actually.

• 18:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, no, no, no, it's not, you're, I'm telling you, it's not.

• 18:59Peyton Hardin?

  How was Scottsdale, Phoenix?

• 19:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, Scottsdale, Phoenix, Tucson was a, it was a blast, uh, it was honestly really fun, there's, there's multiple things I'm not gonna get into, and that's just gonna stay there at the trip.

• 19:08Peyton Hardin?

  It was a bachelor party, right?

• 19:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It was a bachelor party, we were 10 deep, it was super fun, there was golfing, there was casinos, we went to a little club action.

• 19:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, nice.

• 19:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It was very fun, a lot of, uh, had some very, very good, about 4:30 AM drunk Taco Bell.

• 19:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's the best, I can, I can see it in your hips.

• 19:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, no, definitely put on a couple.

• 19:25Peyton Hardin?

  What happened there?

• 19:26Cameron Kennedy?

  So the. This is, I'm gonna tell one story that actually happened like five minutes after I got off the phone with you in the airport. And that's just gonna encapsulate this entire week. Okay, tell me. I get off the phone with you. That was like our first, like, uh, it was the day of. And remember, we called, I was in the airport. I was like, yeah, I'm about to take off. I was like, did you get there safe and everything? We were just like. The day you got there? Yeah, and the day you got there was Friday. Okay. So we both were just calling, making sure we were at where we're supposed to be. I get off the phone with you and I'm sitting there. I have like 40 minutes till my plane boards. And I'm just sitting there. Uh, I was actually eating Starbucks. And I had this old man. He's like, it was like a big kinda cafeteria section, a lot of tables, but every table was took. I was sitting at a four-top by my lonesome. This old guy, he's sitting there, he's like, looking and I'm like.

• 20:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He's got, he got the protruded eyeballs? He's one of those? Like this, I was like, and he's sitting there.

• 20:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, brother, we're like 10 feet away. You act like you need a telescope. So he's clearly looking, he's clearly looking for a place to sit. Yeah. Place to sit. So I'm a nice man. I, I flag him down. First off, that in itself, challenging. Yeah. He's 10 feet away from me and I was like this.

• 20:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Sir, sir. He's just in there. Are we sure he wasn't blind? No, he wasn't blind. He walked right up to me afterwards. I go, sir, sir. He finally looks and I go, you can sit right here. Cause I have my, my AirPods in. So he comes, sits next to me. First off, I wanna ask you as a grown man, right? Especially if you're 80. Yeah. You probably know. So rectangle table, I'm sitting here. There's a seat in front of me, seat there, seat here. Which seat would you take? The furthest from you. Furthest from you, which would be diagonal, right? Yeah. But he sits right next to me. No. He sits directly next to me. You shouldn't do anything, you shouldn't do anything next to somebody unless you have to. Yeah, and I'm, that's a beautiful statement. I'm accidentally touching elbows with this guy now. And I was like, man.

• 21:16Cameron Kennedy?

  So then, he sits there. I pause my music real quick, cause he's trying to talk to me. He goes, oh, thank, thank you, Sonny. Thank you. I really appreciate that. Sonny's crazy. I said, oh, of course, no problem. AirPods back in. Now, I, when I look up, there's two white children. In this airport, playing and crawling on the ground. I'm talking like army boot camp, Navy SEAL, like they're, they're crawling. Wouldn't expect anything else. Barefoot. Of course. One of them sniffing the ground tile. It's in a national airport. There's debris and bacteria from Taiwan on this floor. And this kid's going.

• 21:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, come here! Like, playing on the ground. Nasty little grimly.

• 21:58Peyton Hardin?

  Garrett, get off Garrett!

• 22:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No Denver stand-up! Both barefoot.

• 22:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay? Now, I'm looking, and it's one of those things, I can't look away. I literally go...

• 22:09Peyton Hardin?

  You're actually looking like this?

• 22:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Then I look, and I'm like, holy... Forgot I'm not by myself anymore. I look at the old man, the old man's watching me, watch them. He's literally like thi... The same, I'm looking at him, he was like this at me. Just staring at me. So I go...

• 22:24Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes...

• 22:26Cameron Kennedy?

  He was so... He goes...

• 22:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I take out, he goes... He goes, "Crazy little kiddos, ain't they?" And I was like, "Oh, old guy's cool as hell." And I was like, I was like, "Yeah, I mean, you know, to each their own, everyone, parents a different way." He goes, "I mean, but just, no socks and no shoes, that's, I mean, we just, we weren't allowed to do that." And hell, we were dirtier than y'all." And I was like, "Oh, this old guy's cool as hell."

• 22:47Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, so I'm like bantering with him, I go, "Yeah, it's honestly pretty disgusting, like, I would never let my kid do that." It's actually kinda gross, when you think about it. The old man stands up. The old man stands up. Goes, "Those are my grandchildren."

• 23:03Cameron Kennedy?

  He stands up out of the seat and goes, "Those are my grandbabies." And he tucks the seat behind him and goes like this.

• 23:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Takes off! And I li... That's the first time in my life, that was some TV shit. First time in my life, I was...

• 23:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no!

• 23:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Genuinely stuck in, like, like Medusa, stoned. I was like... I was like, "I just got got?" Like, "This old geezer just got my..." He, I mean, just perfect. He goes, "That's gross, ain't it?" I was like, "Yeah, those little hillbilly weirdo kids, yeah." He goes, "Those are my grandbabies." And he took off! And I, I, no, no other communication, nothing. I just went, "Holy..."

• 23:40Peyton Hardin?

  Such a good story.

• 23:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It was unreal, like, it was the most movie, TV, like, like a skit ever. Like, it's like he knew that was gonna happen.

• 23:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's one of those things, if that happened to me, I would've been like in my bed that night, just like staring at the ceiling.

• 23:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I told the guys as soon as I got there. I was like, "Y'all won't believe what happened there, bro." I was like, "I just got got by a 90-year-old." It was unreal, bro.

• 24:00Peyton Hardin?

  Because, is it bad? Okay, so is this bad to say? You went to a bachelor trip that I didn't go to?

• 24:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 24:06Peyton Hardin?

  So that you were there with men that I wasn't with?

• 24:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 24:08Peyton Hardin?

  Right? Is it bad the whole weekend that I was low-key like jealous and thinking about what you were doing?

• 24:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I was doing the same with you, though. So, okay.

• 24:17Peyton Hardin?

  But you know I was by myself, so it shouldn't matter.

• 24:19Cameron Kennedy?

  But no, well, you were by yourself in terms of people you know and stuff, but you were still doing things like that were, would have been cool and fun and very informative and stuff like that.

• 24:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you were hanging out with, you were hanging out with other guys with stuff that we like to do together.

• 24:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay, that's true, but you act like, first off, we were both, we were both invited and allowed to be at both of these places.

• 24:39Peyton Hardin?

  And you chose to go to the other one.

• 24:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I, it's simply off of, off of the timeline and principle. I was like, you know.

• 24:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, you would prefer to hang out with other people.

• 24:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I knew the man. I said, "South by will happen next year, hopefully, hopefully Jordan never gets married again. It's a one-time thing." Right? So, no, I mean, it was, it was definitely a fun weekend and multiple times. Actually, you'd be, you'd be happy about this.

• 24:58Peyton Hardin?

  You talked about it?

• 24:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Other guys brought you up multiple times.

• 25:02Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, other guys brought me up?

• 25:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Other, like, non, non-Jordan, non our friend, like, other guys were like, "Man, I wish P was here."

• 25:09Peyton Hardin?

  Did you ever bring me up?

• 25:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, multiple times.

• 25:11Peyton Hardin?

  Why didn't you say that?

• 25:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean?

• 25:13Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying, you should.

• 25:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I always talk about my baby girl.

• 25:15Peyton Hardin?

  But you didn't say that.

• 25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause that doesn't make you happy.

• 25:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I told you, I was thinking about.

• 25:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought it'd make you more happy if other dudes brought you.

• 25:22Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't give a about them. I care about what you think of me.

• 25:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, of course I brought you up.

• 25:25Peyton Hardin?

  But you, what'd you say?

• 25:27Cameron Kennedy?

  The second I landed, I was like, "Wish P was here, man."

• 25:30Peyton Hardin?

  Don't, don't gaslight me. Do not lie to me.

• 25:32Cameron Kennedy?

  We just brought, bro, you brought, got brought up in conversations.

• 25:34Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 25:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Multiple times, I told Jordan, I was like, I was like, "J Will," I said, "P told me, like, he really, you know, he, he wishes he could be here, man. It's just one of those things he just, he couldn't miss." He was like, "Bro, no, I know. I wish you could be there, too." We were talking to.

• 25:44Peyton Hardin?

  So that's not you, that, first of all, it's not Cam bringing up that he wanted me to be there. That's you saying, no, that's you saying Peyton wanted to be here, not, "I wish Peyton was here."

• 25:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but there's multiple conversations. Are you putting my ass to the fire right now? What's going on?

• 25:57Peyton Hardin?

  Well, because the whole weekend, I was like, "Cam would have loved this. Oh, this is me and Cam's favorite spot here." While I was talking to other.

• 26:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You would have loved the shit we went to. We went to the casino. I started telling stories about you at the casino. I said, "Oh, yeah, Peyton would definitely be sitting right here playing black jack with us. He'd be sweating bullets."

• 26:13Peyton Hardin?

  See how God doesn't like liars? I saw you twist that tongue. God don't like liars. He didn't even let you get that out smoothly.

• 26:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I was speaking too fast. I was about to protest all my time.

• 26:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, yeah, and I, I was talking, I, I even talked about Yu-Gi-Oh cards in honor of you when you weren't there. I don't care about Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

• 26:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I know you don't. You need to. It's a fun game.

• 26:28Peyton Hardin?

  It's a. No, it's not. Dude, there were so many, dude, it was just, I, I talked about you so much, and then a lot of the weekend, I was like, "I wonder if he's thinking about me." And you never gave me the reassurance that you were thinking about me this weekend.

• 26:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother, did you? I can say the exact same thing and switch it.

• 26:44Peyton Hardin?

  I called you.

• 26:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 26:45Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't call me.

• 26:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true. I didn't, I didn't call you one time?

• 26:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, you called me back.

• 26:52Cameron Kennedy?

  From missing a call.

• 26:53Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, but you never reached out if, see, the phone works both ways.

• 26:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't you, don't you do this. Do not do this to me. Y'all paint me to, oh, Bad Fynn, I love him more.

• 27:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, everybody, no, everybody knows that.

• 27:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's not true.

• 27:06Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody knows.

• 27:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not true.

• 27:08Peyton Hardin?

  Show of hands, people that vote.

• 27:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Who loves who more?

• 27:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, we're gonna, we're gonna vote by, we're gonna vote by hand, we're gonna vote by hand.

• 27:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd kill me, you'd kill me.

• 27:16Peyton Hardin?

  People that think that-

• 27:17Cameron Kennedy?

  If there's a $10 million bounty on my head, you'd be the one to kill me.

• 27:21Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 27:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd end my life for 10 million.

• 27:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'd get somebody to.

• 27:23Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go.

• 27:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, vote. Who thinks that Peyton loves Cam more?

• 27:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Appreciate it, boys! Who thinks, yeah, ask it. No, I'll let you ask it.

• 27:35Peyton Hardin?

  Who thinks Cam loves Peyton more?

• 27:39Peyton Hardin?

  Well, split decision. No, wait, there's a split decision?

• 27:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the, I got two, you got zilch.

• 27:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they didn't, why, why aren't y'all vote?

• 27:46Speaker 04

  I think it's, I think it's equal.

• 27:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so equal, equal, two for Cam, zero for you. I go, sounds like a dub, boys.

• 27:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, no, no, no, I lied. There's something else about the weekend. It has nothing to do with the weekend, but it happened there. Okay, we got, we got, I mean incredibly drunk one night.

• 28:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, of course.

• 28:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Next morning, we wake up.

• 28:06Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, let's put it on each other's foreheads. Let's see how it works.

• 28:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, get him butt naked. Make him run in the desert.

• 28:11Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, let's all get blindfolded, feel each other, and try to guess who it is.

• 28:16Peyton Hardin?

  That's y'all's type of fun.

• 28:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not what happened in the slightest, but we all got very drunk.

• 28:19Peyton Hardin?

  We could all watch it on the same computer.

• 28:21Cameron Kennedy?

  So, we got, we had a fantastic night before. We wake up and we're all kinda, you know, aiding each other, first aid, medic, right? And we're sitting in the living room and we put on-

• 28:30Peyton Hardin?

  I love the morning after with you.

• 28:31Cameron Kennedy?

  We put on, I love, I love waking up on- I kissed the small of your shoulder and said, you gotta ask the real questions after. After you clean him out, you gotta go, let me go through your phone.

• 28:44Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what?

• 28:46Cameron Kennedy?

  There's this video.

• 28:47Peyton Hardin?

  I love when you, I love waking up hungover next to you because you go, "Oh, you look so beautiful this morning." I love that. I love when you do that to me. Anyway, how'd you do it with them?

• 28:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, none of that. So we go downstairs and we were all talking about it. So we decided, we put on the Dino Documentary, that new documentary about the dinosaurs.

• 29:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 29:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Have any of y'all seen this?

• 29:06Peyton Hardin?

  Seen it on pop-up on Netflix, but I haven't watched anything of it. Why? What is it?

• 29:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, in one word, two words, utter, three words, utter nonsense.

• 29:18Peyton Hardin?

  Really? Is it about dinosaurs?

• 29:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It, it's about, I'm gonna say a couple of things. It's about dinosaurs, right?

• 29:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. They start off saying, narrated by Morgan Freeman, "The first dinosaur was cracked and hatched a hundred and, or 300 million years ago." How the do we know any of that?

• 29:40Peyton Hardin?

  Don't get me, you know, you don't get me started.

• 29:42Cameron Kennedy?

  300 mil, no, but here we go, right? As it's, as it's commonly known, it used to be Pangaea, one big supermass continent.

• 29:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:50Cameron Kennedy?

  About 300 million years ago, it was basically like one big desert.

• 29:54Peyton Hardin?

  And then it goes into the CGI film, right?

• 29:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Just a little dinosaur running around. Then it rained, quite a lot of rain. Actually, it rained for a million years straight.

• 30:05Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 30:06Cameron Kennedy?

  They claim it rained for a million years straight. When I say a good carpenter with some gopher wood made a big boat because it rained 40 days and 40 nights, I'm called crazy. It rained a million years straight.

• 30:23Peyton Hardin?

  Not, not one day of sun?

• 30:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And there's not a drop that fell over this, a million ye-

• 30:28Peyton Hardin?

  Wouldn't we, the world be water?

• 30:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah!

• 30:31Peyton Hardin?

  No sh- Million years of straight water.

• 30:33Cameron Kennedy?

  They said-

• 30:34Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's what I'm saying.

• 30:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It rained a million years straight.

• 30:37Peyton Hardin?

  People that believe in dinosaurs are the same people that believe in Santa. Like, it's, it's, it's not, like, it's the craziest thing to me.

• 30:45Cameron Kennedy?

  What are we talk, and then, so then, first off, the first dinosaur ever, right? When you, when you, visually stunning.

• 30:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it looked great.

• 30:52Cameron Kennedy?

  If you had, if you had a- Vice in you at some point, like we were kind of fighting it, maybe a little still drunk. It's a cool show.

• 30:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You start hearing Morgan Freeman, you go, oh, this is nonsense.

• 31:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolute nonsense, propaganda. The first one that hatch is like the size of a little chicken.

• 31:06Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 31:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, and they go, yeah, that was the earliest ancestor of of all the dinosaurs and, you know, he was, it was just that species. For a hundred million years.

• 31:16Peyton Hardin?

  How many years do we have? How many years do we have?

• 31:19Cameron Kennedy?

  They said.

• 31:19Peyton Hardin?

  How old's the earth?

• 31:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, exactly, right? They said that species survived by its, think about what I'm saying, by itself.

• 31:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:26Cameron Kennedy?

  On a desert mass con, supercontinent for a hundred million years.

• 31:34Peyton Hardin?

  Were they asexual? Or bisec?

• 31:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You tell me? Don't, well.

• 31:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well, they could have been.

• 31:39Cameron Kennedy?

  They could have been several sexual.

• 31:41Peyton Hardin?

  It's either they're asexual or.

• 31:42Cameron Kennedy?

  They had to be dirt sexual because there was nothing else around apparently for a hundred million years.

• 31:46Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of water.

• 31:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Let, no, not even the water yet, not even the water, that's before the water.

• 31:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wait, so they, that, they're saying.

• 31:52Cameron Kennedy?

  He survived a hundred million years before. And I'm sitting here watching it, I'm like peeping the room, I'm like. Okay, I don't want to be like the only cynical guy, but I'm like. I'm like, are y'all hearing this or am I like, am I dragging this? Like, is it, is this not nonsense to y'all? But I was just kind of like.

• 32:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, dinosaurs is the biggest scam that America has gotten off on us. So like, it is the biggest.

• 32:14Cameron Kennedy?

  It is.

• 32:14Peyton Hardin?

  Implodable.

• 32:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I mean, I, we, I didn't finish, I didn't even finish a whole episode.

• 32:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:20Cameron Kennedy?

  In its entirety without standard, I, I couldn't take it, I was like, I need a beer. I was like, I can't watch this sober, I was like, my, my blood pressure's rising.

• 32:27Peyton Hardin?

  I want to meet the people that actually believe this, like.

• 32:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I want to meet the people that funded that project. If you want to make a cool looking dinosaur thing, just make your own spin off of Jurassic World. Do some with some little cavemen, CGI having them biting and be a cool film. Don't you, don't, whoever made that, don't you look me in my eyes and get a deal with Netflix and say it rained. The thing that blows my mind, right, we're in such this fact prove, like, you got to prove. How do we know that?

• 32:54Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 32:54Cameron Kennedy?

  How do we know that it rained for a million years straight?

• 32:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna Google something.

• 32:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that is unfathomable.

• 33:03Peyton Hardin?

  If it rained for one million years straight, how many gallons of water is that?

• 33:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's a good question.

• 33:11Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a decent question.

• 33:12Peyton Hardin?

  If it rained for 1 million years straight... Oh, I have it on think mode, so it takes a little longer for the answers.

• 33:19Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, "Hold on real quick."

• 33:21Peyton Hardin?

  If it rained for 1 million years straight, how many gallons of water is that? 1 million years equals about, oh god. 8 billion 766 million hours of water. That would be 5.46 billion gallons per square foot.

• 33:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Think about what you... I want you to look at your feet. I want you to look at your feet. Make an L. Make an L. There'd be 5 billion gallons of water, right there.

• 33:49Peyton Hardin?

  It says, "On one acre, there would be about 237.8 trillion gallons of water."

• 33:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, grandma's farm, no [bleep] shot.

• 33:59Peyton Hardin?

  On one square mile, there would be about 152.2 quadrillion gallons of water on one square mile.

• 34:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That... And now you wonder. Well, now you wonder why I re... Been drinking again, 9 a.m. It was, that is unreal. If you have a chance, go, I mean, go [bleep] be fooled upon your own time, because that was, it was unbelievable, bro.

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• 35:24Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, some crazy things I've been watching this weekend, but it's really captivated my time. Have you watched the fruit AI dramas on TikTok? Fruit AI dramas? You haven't seen Watermelina and Appleon? What the hell did you just say to me? Watermelina? Watermelina, Watermelina. She's going through it right now. Can I explain to you what's going on? Hey, and what's happening? So if you don't know, if you don't watch the fruit AIs on TikTok, basically it's these whole drama shows, and they're like these short stories about these fruit. And a lot of them, Watermelina is cheating on her husband, right? And, or- Who's, who's her husband? Water Malone? No, Appleon. He's an apple. Appleon. Appleon.

• 36:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and so, but I feel there's one about Watermelina, and I feel so bad for her. She's pregnant, right? So she's pregnant in her bed with Appleon, right? She's laying down, right? And she farts.

• 36:21Peyton Hardin?

  And then Appleon gets up and he goes, "Watermelina, you flatulence lady, get out!" And he kicks her out, and he goes, "You'll never be worthy of raising my children. She's pregnant!" And she kicks, kicks Watermelina out of the house. Now she's crying, walking down the street, until this sexy rich pineapple finds her.

• 36:42Peyton Hardin?

  What the is his name? What is his name? I don't know his name. I don't know his name. But he took her in, right? Found her on the street crying, pregnant. She just got left because she's a flatulence lady. Right? And so they- She's a watermelon. They kiss, and then they're in bed, right? And God bless her, she's pregnant. She sound like a- No, she's, well, no, she's, she got kicked out, so she's free. She got kicked out, holding another man's baby, went straight to a sexy rich pineapple, got in the bed with him? Yes, well, so she's in bed, right? There's, she's in bed, they're sleeping, right? And again, she farts. Now the pineapple's not having it. He gets up, and he goes, "Watermelina!", he was like, "You're not worth of this luxury house. Get out!" Then, Appleon and the pineapple meet up, and they charge her.

• 37:26Peyton Hardin?

  They go, "We're trying you. You're going to jail for being a flatulence lady." The hell do these people live? So the next scene is, is Watermelina in the courtroom next to Judge Banana.

• 37:39Peyton Hardin?

  And Judge Banana sentences Watermelina to like life in prison just because she's farting.

• 37:46Cameron Kennedy?

  For a couple of gassy poops.

• 37:47Peyton Hardin?

  They're not playing that. And it's, I'm telling you, it's a whole big drama series, but now there's spin offs and I would like to show you one.

• 37:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I would absolutely love to watch Watermelina fart in bed with a rich pineapple.

• 37:59Peyton Hardin?

  Well, this isn't, this isn't the Watermelina one.

• 38:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's a spin off.

• 38:01Peyton Hardin?

  This is a different one. Now, this is a good story. We're gonna throw it up on screen so you can see it. I love these fruit AI dramas on TikTok and I want you to react to it.

• 38:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I have never heard this. I have never seen this. Why are you seeing this is the better question.

• 38:14Peyton Hardin?

  Hit play.

• 38:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's really good. It's really good.

• 38:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, I did not know they were like still human bodies.

• 38:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they're human bodies.

• 38:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought it was like a whole apple or something. That, that is a woman just that, that's an orange.

• 38:28Peyton Hardin?

  I want you to play it.

• 38:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Bell pepper man?

• 38:30Peyton Hardin?

  I want you to play it.

• 38:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It's gotta be spicy.

• 38:32Speaker 06

  I'm going to the park. Okay, do whatever you want. Aren't you coming with me? No. Okay, see you later. Mandarin doesn't care about me anymore.

• 38:41Peyton Hardin?

  Mandarin.

• 38:41Speaker 06

  She doesn't sleep with me anymore. She only cares about her beauty now. She's neglected our marriage a lot.

• 38:48Speaker 06

  Sis.

• 38:48Peyton Hardin?

  Hi Strawberry.

• 38:49Speaker 06

  You look lost, baby boy. Maybe I am. This is my story. What a neglectful wife.

• 38:57Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm.

• 39:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no! Oh!

• 39:04Peyton Hardin?

  iPhone 17?

• 39:07Speaker 06

  Strawberry, I wanna meet you.

• 39:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Strawberry.

• 39:11Speaker 06

  Did you hear that?

• 39:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 39:13Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 39:15Cameron Kennedy?

  She's a real one. I thought she was a...

• 39:17Speaker 06

  You deserve someone better.

• 39:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah!

• 39:22Peyton Hardin?

  The twist.

• 39:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No! No!

• 39:28Speaker 06

  Oh my God, of course I exempt.

• 39:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 39:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you! Hey!

• 39:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's the best!

• 39:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god, I think I ruptured something.

• 39:53Peyton Hardin?

  It's the best in the world!

• 39:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, where did you find that?

• 39:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's all over my ForYou page!

• 39:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, that was so captivating in like 60 seconds!

• 40:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's so captivating and there's hundreds of these stories! There's hundreds of them! And a lot of them now that you need to tweak the storylines right now because a lot of it is cheating and like figuring it out. I saw one where it was this banana and this apple, right? And then the apple went and left and she was cheating with a potato. And then, so she left but she was pregnant, right? And then, so she was on the table-

• 40:23Cameron Kennedy?

  All these little fruits being knocked up?

• 40:24Peyton Hardin?

  What? And then so she was laying on the table about to give birth and it didn't make sense that what she gave birth to was a french fry. And so he figured out, that's, he goes, "I'm an apple, you're a banana, how is there a french fry?" And then they found out he was cheating the whole time because the kid snitched. It's so good! And there's like whole like conversation pieces on TikTok about it. Like you can go and watch reviews and there's a 38-part Fruit Love Island going on right now and I'm on like episode 8. It's so good, it's so good!

• 40:55Cameron Kennedy?

  They made a mini-series? Like I thought it was just one-offs and one-offs and one-offs and one-

• 41:00Peyton Hardin?

  No Cam, it's-

• 41:01Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a 38, I gotta watch that!

• 41:03Peyton Hardin?

  No Cam-

• 41:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I have to watch that!

• 41:04Peyton Hardin?

  And the best thing is getting in the algorithm of that because you can watch people do assumptions of like, who do you think is gonna pair together? Is it gonna be, uh, Appalena, is it gonna be Watermelina? Like you don't know who is gonna get together and so you guess-

• 41:16Cameron Kennedy?

  This is incredible!

• 41:18Peyton Hardin?

  It is so good!

• 41:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, how did you find that though? Like how did that get on your page?

• 41:23Peyton Hardin?

  Well, okay, because there was a thick ass strawberry that walked across the screen and I was like-

• 41:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Strawberry didn't look half-bad! Stop being like decent.

• 41:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, she was double cheeked up.

• 41:35Cameron Kennedy?

  She was double cheeked up. She was a triple agent.

• 41:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:38Cameron Kennedy?

  She was a triple agent.

• 41:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you.

• 41:40Cameron Kennedy?

  And then bell pepper wink psychotic at the end.

• 41:43Peyton Hardin?

  He broke through the door, throwing. We're putting hundreds of thousands of people onto this new show right now, so.

• 41:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Oh my god. Can we please find a way to have, like, can somebody that makes those AI fruit things?

• 41:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, please make something of us.

• 41:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Please feature us in one of the episodes.

• 41:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 41:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Just have, have, have those strawberries little fight watching us in the background.

• 42:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, I want strawberry. That's the storyline.

• 42:06Cameron Kennedy?

  It's us. We leave shooting and you go back and we both see strawberries. Say we go to eat lunch or something. We start fighting over. Oh, there's no way I'm this happy over a strawberry and a bell pepper.

• 42:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's crazy the things that, um.

• 42:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, she's a snake though.

• 42:22Peyton Hardin?

  I love how invested you are because I was nervous.

• 42:24Cameron Kennedy?

  At first I was pissed.

• 42:25Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:26Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I was like, oh, okay. She's really a good, like, she's a girl's girl. She's a fruit's fruit.

• 42:29Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I was like, oh, no, she's a double agent.

• 42:32Peyton Hardin?

  She's a double agent.

• 42:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Then she triple agent.

• 42:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Yeah, they sprayed pesticides on that fruit.

• 42:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was bad.

• 42:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, she's got some worms for sure.

• 42:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's crazy that, that, that strawberry got it done for me.

• 42:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my.

• 42:43Peyton Hardin?

  To be honest.

• 42:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, oh, no, she looked decent.

• 42:45Peyton Hardin?

  I get turned on by strange things.

• 42:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 42:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I got a question for you, though.

• 42:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god.

• 42:51Peyton Hardin?

  What is the strangest thing that turns you on?

• 42:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, during the height of puberty, uh, when I'd sit there and play my games, the controller hit it the right way. It'd be,

• 43:00Cameron Kennedy?

  it'd be a little dangerous. And there's absolutely nothing that is supposed to get me like that. I'd literally be playing Call of Duty, be like, oh, god, yeah, he's still there.

• 43:09Peyton Hardin?

  And even, no, anytime, anytime your player was getting hit, it was like, boozing, you're like.

• 43:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I was never one for the vibrate function, but I was more.

• 43:17Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what are you talking about? It hit you or?

• 43:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Quite literally, at the, at the peak, when just pheromones are, I mean, testosterone's probably popping like 1100.

• 43:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, young pup. You're getting to that big dog. I'd literally be sitting there playing COD and I'd be like, bro, mother.

• 43:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, still got it.

• 43:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It'd be time to.

• 43:33Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 43:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 43:35Peyton Hardin?

  That's just, okay, what about now as an adult?

• 43:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Now as an adult? Um, hmm. Good patterns, like really, like in a, in, in, like fashion and life, no, like a, okay, now I, I.

• 43:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God forbid, Liv's got some flannel on you, like, look at those checkers.

• 43:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, oh my damn. No, I swear to God, I nev- I, I actually think I've said it on the pod, I would never care about a lawn. Dude, something about when you have your own lawn.

• 43:58Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 43:58Cameron Kennedy?

  If you see a diced up lawn, and that is like, I'm talking to the nines, you go, mother.

• 44:05Peyton Hardin?

  You're, I'm not talking about things you'd like, I'm talking about generally, what gets you riled up, like gets you going.

• 44:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, with my wife, with my wife?

• 44:12Peyton Hardin?

  Or just in general? Or just your wife?

• 44:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Um, okay, well, let's see, how do I say this while protecting her image? Uh, Liv's, Liv's got some goody bags upstairs, right? Yeah, it's getting weird, here we go.

• 44:27Peyton Hardin?

  See, no, you can know, nothing about free answers, you can answer this in a PC way.

• 44:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm trying.

• 44:32Peyton Hardin?

  Like, that's a bad start.

• 44:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so it's like Liv's, it's like a, like a, like a stack of perfectly cooked pancakes up top. And it's.

• 44:41Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to.

• 44:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, it was hard, well, I don't know, okay, basically she'll, sometimes when she's walking around the house, she's very much in that, in that housewife, that mom kind of bag of, of, of fashion, of clothing, basically like a tank top with nothing under it.

• 44:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so you're like, good morning, mother.

• 44:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, good morning, mother.

• 44:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that gets you going.

• 44:58Cameron Kennedy?

  With a little bandana up top.

• 44:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 45:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Turned around in a white cami, she's like, hey babe, have a good day, and I'm just like.

• 45:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, I like, weird thing, I like my ears getting played with now.

• 45:07Cameron Kennedy?

  See, and you, that's, that is so far, I, I don't think I've ever, I've never felt arousal from my ear.

• 45:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh dude, you gotta get hit the right way, I mean, so there was, so, the thing is, my body gets really immune to stuff fast, so you gotta ramp it up. So at first, my girl would just play with the outer rim of my ear, like we'd.

• 45:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Why is she playing with your ears?

• 45:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be driving, she would always be playing with this rim right here of my ear, and I'd be like, I leave like this. Like, that got me going.

• 45:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 45:32Peyton Hardin?

  Then we got, now we're into inner ear parts, we get to, but it's not like we're doing that to get started, it's like, you're just doing that and it's getting me started.

• 45:40Cameron Kennedy?

  She's giving you a wet willy, and it's turning on the engines. You're, you're kicking the old Thunderbird up off a wet willy, that is some weird.

• 45:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's a sensitive part of your body.

• 45:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You're sitting there watching Appalina, she's just like.

• 45:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Right in the ear and you just go, "Oh, hold on Salisbury, I'm coming for you." There's no way. Oh yeah, God forbid she starts twisting the earring, gets a little keloid crust off me. You hear that little crack? Oh yeah. You know what I'm talking about? You hear that?

• 46:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That odor starts hitting the room, blah. Okay, so I went through a bad, bad spell, probably two months straight. Too much straight of not taking the earrings out. And I, and I started, I started getting on your level.

• 46:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And I remember I'd be in public and I'd look like this.

• 46:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd go for a little quick dig and I'd go, "Oh, I mean, right now it's pretty pungent." That is pretty pungent right now.

• 46:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it hit this all time high where the keloid and that like bacterial stench was gone and it was pure just metallic.

• 46:44Cameron Kennedy?

  2006 bike that sits outside in the thunderstorms for 20 years.

• 46:47Peyton Hardin?

  Be careful, that's in your bloodstream. You start peeing like that, it starts smelling like metallic when you pee. That's where I'm at right now. It's bad.

• 46:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I might have like crossed that threshold though.

• 46:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:56Cameron Kennedy?

  The other day I pissed and it literally smelled like an aluminum can. It smelled like I drank a soda then ate the can after it.

• 47:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it smells like sheet metal getting burned in there. Yeah. Oh yeah, it gets going. Yeah, but that's just, I just wanted to know what's the weirdest turn on you have. Can we, can we? We've never done this. Can we go back and forth on this? I, I need somebody to confide in, like confide in like therapy wise.

• 47:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I got you, baby girl.

• 47:16Peyton Hardin?

  I want to go back and forth and I want to see if you agree with me. Please, I think you're gonna get hyped. Like, alright. We're both in relationships and we've never like really had relationship therapy.

• 47:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Oh, okay.

• 47:27Peyton Hardin?

  What is the worst part about being in a relationship? Cause I gotta be honest.

• 47:35Peyton Hardin?

  Like some relationship pet peeves.

• 47:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, okay, that's.

• 47:38Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I, and I didn't know this. I've, I've never really been in a relationship. This is my first one and I love my girl. Like it's great.

• 47:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 47:44Peyton Hardin?

  Except for the, oh, I hate every night I gotta go fill up that. Water bottle.

• 47:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, welcome to the [bleep] club, buddy. Right now, I'm making a six-part sleep cocktail. Wait till you graduate to that [bleep].

• 47:57Peyton Hardin?

  What's a sleep cocktail?

• 47:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I'm doing like tart cherry juice, the small cubed ice magnesium powder, four ounces of water, and a vitamin C pack on top.

• 48:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling this [bleep] kick rocks.

• 48:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I go, "You're lucky I don't bring you a 7-Up."

• 48:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh dude, it's the worst. I never would have thought about this. Why does every girlfriend need water so bad at night? Like, why do they become so bad?

• 48:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do I have to do it for you? Go!

• 48:21Peyton Hardin?

  Hell, your own dreams! It's like, hey, you know you're gonna be thirsty before you get in this room.

• 48:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're not-

• 48:25Peyton Hardin?

  You stop and you'll get that water.

• 48:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're fetching it from a [bleep] well, go to the fridge and hit the thing!

• 48:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, and god forbid, you bring back a water bottle and you don't put it in one of those tin can aluminum things that they like die for, dude?

• 48:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, dude. Okay, I don't know if you experienced this, and it's not, it's not, it's not terrible. Anytime we leave the house, "Come to the mirror, we're taking a picture." And that's just, it's just something with that [bleep]. I don't like, it's not a bad thing, you got memories. There's, there's 700 pictures. There's 700 pictures in Liv's phone of me here, holding her here with this [bleep] smile, and then she's holding, she's holding my little white son-

• 49:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes!

• 49:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And she's going, and it's 700.

• 49:04Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, "At what point are we just gonna, are these all gonna blend together?"

• 49:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 49:07Peyton Hardin?

  Like, there's no difference-

• 49:08Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no difference, and 40, I'm wearing the same thing in 40 of them. Like, this is, like, stop taking pictures of me!

• 49:14Peyton Hardin?

  At least give me the decency of a different background.

• 49:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, there's a new mandate, ask, ask me if you, if I wanna be in the picture. Like, cuz I'm, I'm not, I'm not just going for it anymore, I'm not going for it, bro.

• 49:23Peyton Hardin?

  You know what else I hate?

• 49:24Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 49:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I hate-

• 49:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, this is it.

• 49:26Peyton Hardin?

  I hate how if I'm hungry and I go get food and I don't bring something back, I'm a domestic- Like, I don't understand, like, why I'm the worst person on earth if I decide to get myself food? You weren't hungry!

• 49:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now, okay, I'll, I'll level with you. Did, did you even tell her you were getting food, though?

• 49:43Peyton Hardin?

  No! Cuz why do I have to?

• 49:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That could be, you don't have to, but that could be some shady-

• 49:48Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 49:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're rolling the dice, buddy.

• 49:50Peyton Hardin?

  But why?

• 49:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Cuz she's gonna go like this, "Oh, I'm so tired of sleep." You're gonna let your guard down, she's gonna go, "Heh, heh."

• 49:55Peyton Hardin?

  Sling-

• 49:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Like you need to, you need, just you gotta announce it. Hey, I'm pretty hungry. I am going to get food. I'm a grown man with my own car, my own money. I'm gonna go buy food.

• 50:04Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 50:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you want something?

• 50:06Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Then if it's no, there's nothing, but if you just go, you're not in the wrong. I'm just saying there's, it's an open-ended discussion.

• 50:11Peyton Hardin?

  But the thing is, I'll go spend hundreds of dollars on groceries. I've packed this house with groceries. You like eating groceries. I don't. So I'm gonna go get this-

• 50:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I like grease.

• 50:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 50:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Fry oil.

• 50:20Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna go get this double quarter pounder and I'm gonna come back. I come back in the house, hot meal.

• 50:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Where's mine?

• 50:29Peyton Hardin?

  Eat the apple that I just bought you.

• 50:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Eat your kimchi, whatever the hell it is.

• 50:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're so hell-bout on your meal prep. Eat that.

• 50:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, so you brought up food, right?

• 50:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Brought up food? This, this might be, this might be my number one-

• 50:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God.

• 50:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Of all of them.

• 50:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, tell me, what is it?

• 50:48Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna go get food, we're gonna DoorDash, whatever it is. Hey babe, what do you feel like eating? Oh, I don't know. Oh, I know, I've played this game for eight years. What do you feel like eating? She goes, no, really, doesn't matter. You pick.

• 51:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, dude, oh no, you're about to get me real mad. I'm at the point.

• 51:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're ready? Oh, here comes the pitch?

• 51:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 51:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, awesome, Jersey Mike. She goes, mm, thinking Taco Bell.

• 51:13Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, you should've said what you wanted.

• 51:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Just say the tacos! Oh! Oh!

• 51:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow!

• 51:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 51:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh! Oh! I thought I asked you for an hour.

• 51:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God, dude, oh my God, I'm not seven. I'm not seven. This is in the back and forth.

• 51:35Peyton Hardin?

  I think my knuckles bleeding.

• 51:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 51:38Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, that was a dense house.

• 51:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, wow, that is very dense. Oh, his hand's hurting so much.

• 51:46Peyton Hardin?

  It's hurting, it's my wrist.

• 51:49Cameron Kennedy?

  After touching that, his hands are up, boys. Oh, God. That house is thick. Oh, no, his hand hurts. He broke his wrist.

• 52:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh wow, no that didn't hurt, that didn't hurt. I don't care about where we go babe, I don't care, I don't care where we go. Alright, I'ma get this, oh I'm not really feeling that, oh fuck you, oh wow.

• 52:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I've, I've, I've fully cancelled a reservation before because I swear to god.

• 52:16Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 52:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally said, "Where do you want to go?", she said, "I don't care", I think I did, uh, I think I did like an Italian spot, she was like, "Oh babe, we had pasta early this week", I said, "I'm staying inside", I said, "We're not going", I said, "You can take Malkai, I'm gonna stay right here",

• 52:29Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, last thing, that just reminded me, why, why if you want to go to Starbucks, right? Or if you want to go get ice cream? And we go, I'm like, "Okay, I'll drive us to go get ice cream", And you order, and you look at me, "What are you getting?", and I say, "Nothing", Why am I the worst person ever?

• 52:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm now, I'm now evil.

• 52:48Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, "Really, you're gonna make me eat this by myself", You wanted it.

• 52:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanted it, not me, I go, "I want nothing", She goes, "Mmm, alright Adolf", And I go, "Oh, that's not fair", "I don't want the coffee", "I don't even want to be in this car with you", "But I drove you and I'm swiping my card", "And I'm the worst person ever", "It's funny", That's how I feel.

• 53:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, that's how I feel.

• 53:20Peyton Hardin?

  Can we do this like once a month?

• 53:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we need to, and I'm not gonna lie, you said you had one more, I'm going one more too. Okay, Olivia is my absolute best friend, I love her more than anything, so this is a 50/50.

• 53:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 53:31Cameron Kennedy?

  The amount of phone calls I get a day from my wife.

• 53:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no it is bad.

• 53:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 53:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's bad, no it's bad.

• 53:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, now, now the reason I say it's 50/50, I love the fact that if you have a problem or something, you are calling the, the leader

• 53:46Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 53:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Of our covenant, the spiritual leader, the man of the house, you're like, "You, you, you rely on me", I love that.

• 53:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 53:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I love that, and I feel like I have to feel that sense of, of need, and it gives me purpose. I don't need you to call me. Said, "For you to tell me you have a dingleberry and it's hard time coming out, I don't need you to call me to tell me that Taylor got broken up with on the show. I don't need you to call me to show me my son when I kissed him on his head this morning when I left. I don't need that. I don't need... Oh my God, oh my God, when you have a kid, oh my God. I know it's gonna be some years. When you have a, oh my God, when you have a kid, dude. Oh, oh wow, oh wow. When you have a kid, when you have a kid, if you, if you don't every five minutes go, "God, that kid's amazing",

• 54:36Cameron Kennedy?

  you're, you're an absent father. You're an absent father. You're, you're, you might as well, you might as well pack up and leave. Cause it is, we will be, we were on, for God's sake, we were on her birthday's vacation. And she goes, "Have you talked to Bubba?" And I said, "No." I said, "I've had three old fashions and some [__] with you." I said, "No, I haven't talked to Bubba." And she goes, "Why do you do that?" And I was like, "Do what?" She goes, "Why do you not call your son?"

• 55:01Peyton Hardin?

  I heard this conversation.

• 55:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm here with you. He's 40 minutes away. I was like, "I don't need, he's with someone we trust, I'll call him later." She goes, "Yeah, I guess we're just different." And I'm like, "Yeah, I guess we [__] are." Like, I don't know, I don't know if that makes me a bad dad. I don't need, it, it, it's definitely a motherly thing. And that's not a shot against women, but I don't need to see my son.

• 55:25Peyton Hardin?

  But that's how you are with everything, though. You're very like, not that way.

• 55:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, if, if Pierce didn't talk to me for a year, I would, I would throw a parade.

• 55:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd be like, "God, thank you, Jesus."

• 55:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd go, "Oh my God, you do listen to my parents."

• 55:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kidding. If Pierce didn't talk to me for a year, and on day 366, he called me, I'd be like, "What's up, you little..." Like that, I don't know if that's just me as a, like, I don't, I am the least as a person.

• 55:58Peyton Hardin?

  Did you say as a black man?

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Did I say that? No.

• 56:01Peyton Hardin?

  You said, "Just me as a black man."

• 56:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not say that. I said, "Me as a person."

• 56:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, you didn't. You said, "You said, 'Me as a black man.'"

• 56:13Cameron Kennedy?

  If I did, I don't think it was supposed to slip. I think that just might have been internal, but I don't think I said that. Don't say that aloud.

• 56:20Peyton Hardin?

  Dario, you feel me, right?

• 56:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Come on, dog."

• 56:26Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way I said that. If I did, it wasn't supposed to come out.

• 56:29Peyton Hardin?

  "I wanna take my black [BLEEP] to sleep."

• 56:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but I am the... I am... I might be the least in need of reassurance. Now, outside of my wife. My wife, I do, I like reassurance from her, because it's a different thing. Everyone else in my life, parents, friends, family, like, I do not need you to tell me we're still good, we're locked in. It's like, because in my mind, if we didn't fall out...

• 56:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we're good.

• 56:55Cameron Kennedy?

  We're good.

• 56:55Peyton Hardin?

  But we say all that to say that we...

• 56:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I adore my wife. I love her to death.

• 57:00Peyton Hardin?

  So that's probably gonna get clipped, and then there's gonna be comments, "The woman activist, we love you."

• 57:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I love...

• 57:06Peyton Hardin?

  Then you shouldn't be with her.

• 57:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Then you should get your own [BLEEP] water, do it every day.

• 57:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just kidding.

• 57:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kidding. But I love all women, not like that. I love my wife.

• 57:15Peyton Hardin?

  I don't love all women, there's some I don't.

• 57:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there's actually a lot of ones that suck, but women are great.

• 57:19Peyton Hardin?

  Water malinas out there, all the water malinas out there.

• 57:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 57:22Peyton Hardin?

  You flatulent ladies.

• 57:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, and the strawberries, if you didn't look so [BLEEP] good, you'd be a witch.

• 57:26Peyton Hardin?

  But I wanna say, dude, yeah, my girl's my best friend, and I would love to... I wouldn't rather it with anybody else, but, I mean...

• 57:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I say one more thing, though? We should definitely do that once a month.

• 57:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, that feels good. I feel seen.

• 57:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel liberated.

• 57:37Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, because mostly it's like, for our whole friendship, I've been single, telling you about being like, me being a whore and stuff.

• 57:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 57:42Peyton Hardin?

  And that was the first time we've been able to, like, really...

• 57:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Why, it really is! That's a revelation for us. It's unbelievable. Does it feel good?

• 57:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, it felt really good. Now, I'm worried about whenever this video plays in my house.

• 57:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm kinda, I was immediately thinking about the backlash from that, too.

• 57:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you know what I was...

• 57:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, baby's gonna have a PowerPoint on that. She's gonna go, "Go sit down real quick." I'm like this. No, I love making your drink, babe. I love making your water.

• 58:06Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta know, you gotta know the go-to, though. Babe, it's a podcast. You know, we're making jokes.

• 58:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, we're making jokes.

• 58:12Peyton Hardin?

  You know I don't mean that. Come on.

• 58:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Soon as she walks by, I take my phone, I'm like...

• 58:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's my favorite thing to do. I always just, "Oh, come on, you know it's a joke." "Oh, no, it's not."

• 58:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Oh my god, that came from beneath my heart. That was so real."

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• 59:30Peyton Hardin?

  Now it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? I was offbeat. Pop culture, pay day camp. Pop culture, pay day camp. Pow! Well, I can't wait to talk about this. Oh, God, you're beaming. Have you seen the story about the dolphins kidnapping the man to grow this underwater city? What? There's a story going around about dolphins kidnapping a man to build an underwater city. You haven't seen this? Not at all. Oh, my God. Like, this is the biggest story right now. Underground city for the dolphins or for the humans? Underwater city. Underwater. For the dolphins, I assume. So basically, what happened in Florida, there was a man found it like on the shore

• 1:00:13Peyton Hardin?

  of a beach, dehydrated, disheveled, right? The sheriffs came and picked him up, right? As soon as they picked him up, they said he was like super dehydrated, all messed up. He started drawing diagrams. He said he saw these diagrams whenever he got kidnapped by dolphins. He said these dolphins kidnapped him and took him 40 feet underwater to where they were building this underwater city. He said these dolphins had a leader. The leader dolphin, his name was Gerald. It's not funny. Yes it is. Gerald? Yes, and so they, he said that they communicated with him in clicks.

• 1:00:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and he said, and so obviously you're thinking, how the hell was he 40 feet underwater and could breathe? Yeah, yeah. He said that they built these water bubbles around him for him to breathe. Gerald built the human Floridian man a water apparatus. To breathe, and basically they kept him down there to help build this underwater city. He said it was like hours, hours, they kept him down there. And he said- I go, that's a piece of shit city, you're knocking it down in three hours. Gerald, you don't got better blueprints than this? The hell? So then, he said that his work, what they needed him for, what they brought him down for, was done, so they brought him back up.

• 1:01:40Peyton Hardin?

  Right? He said that they were gonna call him back down whenever they needed him. What the does that mean? They're gonna call him back down? Yes. Gerald's like, pink, muck, muck, pink.

• 1:01:52Peyton Hardin?

  See, you think- This guy's like, oh! Starts walking to the beach. So you think it's crazy, obviously, to anybody when you fir- That is crazy. When you first hear that, it's nuts, this guy is crazy. Yeah, he's on heavy, hard drugs. Well, the medical staff took him in, right, to treat him for dehydration and obviously mental things and see what's going on. Where was this guy at, what's wrong with him? They tested him, right, for dehydration, they were treating him. They said he had no signs of mental impairment, no mental disorders or disabilities, and nothing was wrong with his brain. They said they found seawater, like, in his lungs. Then, they said they found like, uh, I forgot what it's called, like corals or something, all inside of his body, showing that he was in a deep part of the water.

• 1:02:37Peyton Hardin?

  What in the hell? Yeah.

• 1:02:39Cameron Kennedy?

  So how do you feel about this? I now, I have to deep dive this.

• 1:02:43Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 1:02:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You know me, I have to go home and deep dive this.

• 1:02:46Peyton Hardin?

  I, whenever I heard this, obviously I was like, this guy is insane.

• 1:02:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Who the f*** named the king dolphin Gerald? That's my, that is my biggest thing.

• 1:02:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's the craziest part about this?

• 1:02:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That arguably is the wildest thing.

• 1:02:55Peyton Hardin?

  Not that there's an under a water dolphin world.

• 1:02:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's insane. We're gonna, we're gonna touch on it, but why is the king named Gerald? Of all names?

• 1:03:04Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 1:03:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You couldn't get some sick clicky name?

• 1:03:06Peyton Hardin?

  I, I don't know, but Jer, I mean, would you not respect the Gerald?

• 1:03:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I respect any f***ing talking dolphin, but like Gerald makes you kinda lame. I'm like, oh wow.

• 1:03:13Peyton Hardin?

  I, okay, at first I was like, this guy is crazy.

• 1:03:16Cameron Kennedy?

  He'd be like Titan.

• 1:03:17Peyton Hardin?

  But once the medical staff treated him and tested him and they said, we don't know how all this saltwater and all this stuff is in him. And they have no signs of like mental problems at all. I'm kinda believing this Florida man, building this dolphin city underwater.

• 1:03:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it's Florida, bro. They, they always got some, Florida always has some crazy shit. They probably invented a new drug that doesn't pull up on the scans or something like that. Cause there's no way, bro was abducted. First off, had they, had they abducted him? Dolphins don't have arms!

• 1:03:48Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, if you know anything about dolphins, dolphins get what they want.

• 1:03:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they get what they want? They're cute little creature, but I'm saying.

• 1:03:54Peyton Hardin?

  Cute, but they are violent.

• 1:03:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but like.

• 1:03:56Peyton Hardin?

  They, they take.

• 1:03:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No wonder they needed an opposable thumb and hands to build the city. They don't have their own arms.

• 1:04:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but.

• 1:04:02Cameron Kennedy?

  They're slapping bricks together like this, or it's like.

• 1:04:04Peyton Hardin?

  Have you never seen the stories of dolphins like helping people up to shore or like saving people from drowning? They can move humans if they want to move humans.

• 1:04:11Cameron Kennedy?

  But like, I'm saying, was he already like significantly off the shore? Treading water, swimming, practicing, praying, doing whatever he needed to do?

• 1:04:22Peyton Hardin?

  Does it matter?

• 1:04:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Does it matter how dolphins are talking? Built a breathing apparatus or building a city and abducted a human?

• 1:04:31Peyton Hardin?

  That's the question you should be asking. You're asking, where was he swimming at?

• 1:04:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they're all linked. I'm saying, how'd they get, bro?

• 1:04:36Peyton Hardin?

  He was probably in the water and then they're like, oh, we need him. Come here. I believe it. What do you feel?

• 1:04:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, obviously, I don't believe it.

• 1:04:45Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:04:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But I want to. You know me. I love a good, I love a good little, uh, little freaky.

• 1:04:51Peyton Hardin?

  I think if there's any sea creature that could do that, it would have to be dolphins. They're so smart.

• 1:04:55Cameron Kennedy?

  They seem very sweet, too.

• 1:04:56Peyton Hardin?

  They're not.

• 1:04:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I mean, they kidnapped him, yeah.

• 1:04:58Peyton Hardin?

  And they do other things.

• 1:04:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Fully abducted.

• 1:05:00Peyton Hardin?

  Do your own research.

• 1:05:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they do.

• 1:05:02Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm. That's why I said, they'll get what they want.

• 1:05:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. Well, they will. They're a little predatory.

• 1:05:06Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's a great point. I've, I've seen videos.

• 1:05:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, see, dolphins take.

• 1:05:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they'll be like, oh, take, take a picture, twenty bucks. That dolphin's just looking at, waiting, just waiting on a ta- Anyway, but the, so, okay, my thing is, do you know what they need to do? Like, for, okay, dude.

• 1:05:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what do they need to do?

• 1:05:21Cameron Kennedy?

  For once, in the, in the, in the history of mankind, no punk, government, law enforcement, no officials, no permits, someone needs to strap Ge- or Gerald's the king, someone needs to, what, do we got the name on the guy?

• 1:05:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, it just, it says Florida man.

• 1:05:39Cameron Kennedy?

  He's nameless. Okay, we'll call him Mike. Someone needs to, I'm talking GoPro on his ankle, ankle monitor on the other ankle, GoPro on the head, some, like, as much information grabbing technology we can put on Mike.

• 1:05:54Peyton Hardin?

  Surveillance on the Florida man?

• 1:05:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And throw his back to the dolphin city.

• 1:05:58Peyton Hardin?

  So you're saying that the government-

• 1:05:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you wanna see it?

• 1:05:59Peyton Hardin?

  So you're saying the government should put surveillance on this Florida man?

• 1:06:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying do not get the government involved. Do not.

• 1:06:04Peyton Hardin?

  Who should do it? Independent researchers?

• 1:06:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, third party.

• 1:06:08Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:06:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, cuz if, if the government does it, we never get to see it. I wanna live through Mike and meet King Gerald myself via GoPro footage.

• 1:06:15Peyton Hardin?

  You're already a step behind. I think the government is working with the dolphins. I think the dolphins, if any creature you should work with in the, in the sea, it should be dolphins.

• 1:06:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 1:06:23Peyton Hardin?

  Because they're double agents.

• 1:06:24Cameron Kennedy?

  They are double agents. They act all sweet and shy, they'll get what they want, and they know what they're doing.

• 1:06:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they're Sergeant Brody. I mean, they, they-

• 1:06:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Sergeant Brody.

• 1:06:35Peyton Hardin?

  I finished, uh-

• 1:06:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You did? Season three?

• 1:06:37Peyton Hardin?

  Season three, yeah. I think I'm done. I think I'm done.

• 1:06:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You like, you like Brody that much? Nah, nah. I kinda thought that too, though. I was like, wow, I was like, I was really invested, three seasons deep, and now he's-

• 1:06:48Peyton Hardin?

  Spoiler alert.

• 1:06:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Spoiler alert for-

• 1:06:50Peyton Hardin?

  For a show called Homelander.

• 1:06:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's not it.

• 1:06:53Peyton Hardin?

  It's just Homeland.

• 1:06:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Just homeland.

• 1:06:58Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say something about the Escape Pod real quick? No, can I say something? I talked to CJ about this. They mentioned us.

• 1:07:04Cameron Kennedy?

  They did?

• 1:07:04Peyton Hardin?

  During an ad read.

• 1:07:06Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:07:06Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, really? I was like, you can't talk about us for a second? It's like, no, I appreciate the nod and I'm actually a big fan of them.

• 1:07:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a big fan. I like their.

• 1:07:17Peyton Hardin?

  In comments like, oh my god, how do you feel about the Escape Pod mentioning you? And I was like, good. Like, I wanna go watch it. So I went and watched. I watched the whole episode. It was like at the 54 minute mark. So I watched the whole thing. And then they were doing an ad read for like, like something about a Ray J product.

• 1:07:34Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like, download.

• 1:07:35Peyton Hardin?

  It's like.

• 1:07:36Cameron Kennedy?

  By the way, love you should know.

• 1:07:40Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, we might have to mute that too.

• 1:07:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 1:07:43Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't that like a credit app? Yeah, yeah, we'd have to mute it, but.

• 1:07:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I didn't even mean anything.

• 1:07:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, but I was implying racism because you assume that because Ray J's not good with his finances.

• 1:07:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, I was saying that. Like, I already had the before you said Ray J.

• 1:07:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, yeah, no. No, but they were doing like an ad read and then it was like for headphones or something. And he was like, yeah, you can listen to the You Should Know podcast. I appreciate those. Very sweet.

• 1:08:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's cool.

• 1:08:06Peyton Hardin?

  Talk about me a little more, hat guy.

• 1:08:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, come on, hat guy. I sit there, I laugh. I'm cheek to cheek behind the phone.

• 1:08:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I was DMing both of them and I felt like I was cheating a little bit. Because I was saying the same thing to both and I was like.

• 1:08:19Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, I'm gonna pin you again.

• 1:08:21Peyton Hardin?

  Also Leo Skepi.

• 1:08:26Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, it's like the new thing. I just call out people.

• 1:08:31Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah, funny enough, so Leo goes to the, Leo Skepi goes to the same gym as our head of operations, K-Rob, and our editor CJ. They ran into him at the gym and so K-Rob FaceTimed me with Leo Skepi on the phone. Now Leo said, ooh, you weren't excited enough whenever he flipped the phone. And I said, okay, I'll try again. They flipped the phone and I got super excited and he goes, no, show me your. And so I revealed my chest to Leo Skepi.

• 1:08:57Cameron Kennedy?

  As you should.

• 1:08:58Peyton Hardin?

  In a public gym.

• 1:08:58Cameron Kennedy?

  As you should.

• 1:08:59Peyton Hardin?

  And I witnessed a guy behind going like this.

• 1:09:02Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, "Oh dude, it's Pen- oh, oh."

• 1:09:04Peyton Hardin?

  They're like, "Oh, weird [__] going on." Um, oh, I have something else to say about that, but I gotta tell you off camera. Not about Leo, but about something that happened South by Southwest.

• 1:09:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:09:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was crazy. Um, you ready to get us out of here?

• 1:09:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And that was pop culture, Pen and Cam.

• 1:09:21Peyton Hardin?

  Pop culture, we're Pen and Cam.

• 1:09:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Bow, Cam, get us, get us, get us, get us, get us, get us, get us, uh, oh, get us, get us, get us, get us, get us, get us, uh, uh. Get us burger dress, we going and getting cold. Yeah, we gonna go and I want that little [__]. Uh, yeah, I want Pocahontas playing on my pole. Uh, I don't know if I can say that, but it's slow. Uh, yeah, I'm on a roll, but there's no jelly. I'm gonna go into the store, what the hell is? Yeah, I wanna call you, call me on my cellie. I'm gonna go and play with Cam's big old belly.

• 1:09:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Appreciate each and every single one of y'all coming back. Episode 209, you already know that top link in the description right there is the Koala Club. That's where anything, everything and everything in between any and everything of the You Should Know Podcast exclusive.

• 1:10:14Peyton Hardin?

  That was a code almost. I think I would understand the Dolphins more than what you just said.

• 1:10:17Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like, uh, everything else from us lives on our Patreon. The second link in the description is YSK Unplugged, our new YouTube channel. Guys, it's, it's growing, it's thriving. We wanna see you over there. Go click that one, go subscribe to the second channel. Tons of new and amazing things will be there as well. We absolutely love y'all. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma. This week's secret code, DBS. Not to be confused with VBS and Vacation Bible School, but DBS.

• 1:10:47Peyton Hardin?

  Dolphins build schools.

• 1:10:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Dinosaur bulls.

• 1:10:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, DBS, dinosaur, but put BS in the comments, cause we don't, we don't swear around here.

• 1:10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah, don't, don't, don't type the whole thing. It's a D and a B and an S.

• 1:10:59Peyton Hardin?

  Um, all right, guys, remember one of the two Koala Bears is stopping on Christmas and we will see you.

• 1:11:05Peyton Hardin?

  Next time.

• 1:11:07Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:11:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no.

• 1:11:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, a million years of rain.

• 1:11:10Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, my name's Cam. I'm making sure that my Travis Scotts are showing and I make so much money.

• 1:11:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I hold my shoe like this every time, no matter what shoe it is.

• 1:11:17Peyton Hardin?

  This is gonna be like a cold closeout here, but I have a question.

• 1:11:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. This is new? This is interesting?

• 1:11:22Peyton Hardin?

  Plants breathe, right? Like, plants are alive, so they breathe. So isn't that like against what vegans want?

• 1:11:30Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't that like a factual statement?

• 1:11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think, A, I don't think they breathe.

• 1:11:36Peyton Hardin?

  Plants breathe.

• 1:11:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Plants have lungs?

• 1:11:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, but they breathe differently. They breathe like through their, like, their, their, their stem pores, or I don't know what it's called.

• 1:11:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but I also don't think the, I don't think the end all be all for a vegan is if something breathes.

• 1:11:50Peyton Hardin?

  I thought vegans don't eat things that are alive.

• 1:11:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:53Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think, I don't think, I don't think vegans eat things that are alive, correct?

• 1:11:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't thi- yeah, they eat, uh, uh, uh, li- I mean, what's?

• 1:12:01Peyton Hardin?

  What's the whole?

• 1:12:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you consider a russet potato alive?

• 1:12:04Peyton Hardin?

  Is it a plant?

• 1:12:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a potato.

• 1:12:06Peyton Hardin?

  It was before, when it was in the ground, it was alive.

• 1:12:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I, that's like where, like, what does a potato, is, does a potato know it's a potato? Does a potato have a conscience?

• 1:12:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so souls is what you depict on?

• 1:12:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Sentience, like he said.

• 1:12:18Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know what sentience is. Don't say that to me like I know what sentience is.

• 1:12:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, you're a living thing, like, you can, like, oh, I'm gonna, I'mma take a step. I can walk, I'm, I'm moving. I, hunt, gather, reproduce, like, you're, potato, potato and a baby giraffe.

• 1:12:32Peyton Hardin?

  So you're saying, so you're saying if there's a dumb pig out there, it doesn't matter?

• 1:12:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's still a pig. It might be a little dumb.

• 1:12:37Peyton Hardin?

  But pigs don't know they're pig?

• 1:12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  All species got people that are little.

• 1:12:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we got K-Rob. But pigs don't know they're pigs?

• 1:12:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Pigs know they're pigs.

• 1:12:44Peyton Hardin?

  You think a pig knows it's a pig?

• 1:12:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You think animals don't know it's an animal?

• 1:12:49Peyton Hardin?

  No. I don't think a monkey wakes up and it goes, "Oh, I'm an orangutan." No, I don't think so.

• 1:12:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You're out of your godforsaken mind.

• 1:12:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, how do you know that, then? How do you know a snake goes, "I know I'm a snake"?

• 1:13:02Cameron Kennedy?

  They don't talk, do they?

• 1:13:03Peyton Hardin?

  It's a little fly, it's a snake. So, so, crickets know they're crickets?

• 1:13:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Them, you saying they know what they are, I don't even think that is of importance.

• 1:13:12Peyton Hardin?

  You just said that. You said that's what makes a sentient being.

• 1:13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, sentient and not sential and aw- awakeness, being caught, like, a cricket knows.

• 1:13:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, but it, like, woke?

• 1:13:24Cameron Kennedy?

  A cricket knows it has to go eat this plant, whatever, to survive.

• 1:13:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, it doesn't. It does not know that.

• 1:13:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do they eat? Why does anyone eat?

• 1:13:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's second nature.

• 1:13:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't think monkeys get hungry?

• 1:13:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I know they get hungry.

• 1:13:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Being, you know they get hungry, which means they know they have to go eat, which means they know when they wake up, they got to do. There's a checklist.

• 1:13:39Peyton Hardin?

  So how does a plant not know? A plant knows they need water. Plants know they need sun. That's, they know that.

• 1:13:44Cameron Kennedy?

  A russet potato knows it needs sun. That's a, you keep saying plants. What do you think? Venus flytraps?

• 1:13:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, they eat. So they know they need to eat.

• 1:13:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Venus fly-

• 1:13:53Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. So they know, so they have a conscience. If they know they need to eat flies and they need to grab stuff, anything comes in my mouth, come here. Mm-hmm. Lunch.

• 1:13:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's a, I, I went potato. So it's not all.

• 1:14:03Peyton Hardin?

  So you're saying, so you're saying Venus, so you're saying Venus flytraps are the same as monkeys? That's what you're saying? Cause they both know they need to eat.

• 1:14:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but that's, that was one example of monkey knows its family. A monkey has family. A monkey can feel love and sadness.

• 1:14:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, they try to put on Punch to make us feel bad. Punch doesn't know what's going on.

• 1:14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Punch is adorable.

• 1:14:21Peyton Hardin?

  Punch is a cute, Punch is a cute animal, but it doesn't know-

• 1:14:23Cameron Kennedy?

  A monkey absolutely knows its mom.

• 1:14:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, it doesn't know-

• 1:14:26Cameron Kennedy?

  A kangaroo knows its parents. It jumps in that little skin pouch.

• 1:14:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, it doesn't know, that's my mom. It knows that's what I, like, that's a natural connection I have to this thing.

• 1:14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it birthed me.

• 1:14:35Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't know what mom and dad is. It does not know what that is. That's a, um, American thing that we put on ourselves.

• 1:14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's an American thing?

• 1:14:42Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I don't know. No, it's just-

• 1:14:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you are out of your, you don't-

• 1:14:44Peyton Hardin?

  So they know their birthdays? So kangaroos know their birthdays?

• 1:14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  If Ruby had puppies, you don't think those-

• 1:14:49Peyton Hardin?

  Who's Ruby? They don't know Ruby.

• 1:14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  My dog. If my dog Ruby had puppies, you don't think those puppies would know Ruby's the mom?

• 1:14:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, they would know that's my food source.

• 1:14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You're out of your mind.

• 1:14:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's a fact. They know that's a food source. They know that's a providing source. They don't-

• 1:15:00Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you know that's a fact? Who proved that fact?

• 1:15:02Peyton Hardin?

  I've talked to animals.

• 1:15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, so clearly, they clearly-

• 1:15:06Peyton Hardin?

  So does, does, does my dog think I'm its dad because it's never met its parents? My dog has never met its parents.

• 1:15:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it knows you're its care lover and provider.

• 1:15:13Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. They don't know what mom and dad is. They know what their food source is and their survival source is.

• 1:15:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you are, I mean, I think you're so dolo on this journey. I think you're- I just cooked. I cooked with hot- I don't, I don't- Well, who took the condom off my mic? It's gone again.

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