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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 190. Round of applause, please.

• 1:20Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 190. If you're new here, if you're already subscribed, you see the subscribe button pressed? You're wrong. If you look at more below, then you see the conversation is fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more wrong, go ahead, fill that out, get your good karma. We are on an absolute roll. We are on an absolute tear, and that is all because of you. Now, as you know, it has been our goal as a podcast, as a company, to hit 1 million subscribers. And we are rounding third base. We are rounding third base, about to slide in to home plate. We're at, what are we, like 950 right now? 950,000, something around there?

• 2:05Peyton Hardin?

  I could be completely wrong, but we are close. And the only way we can get there is because of you. And we have a big, big... Big gift for you as soon as we hit 1 million subscribers, but if you can't get enough of just the YouTube content, we have extra five to six hours of content every single week over on the Patreon, the Koala Club, that is patreon.com/youshouldknowpodcast. You can scan this QR code or click the link in the description below. If you're listening on audio, go ahead and download this episode, leave us a review, say hello. I love reading the comments over there. Y'all are the best family in the world. We are so lucky to have you. The documentary is coming out soon. The Europe and Australian tour is happening, is getting announced soon. We're so

• 2:48Peyton Hardin?

  excited to give all this to you. We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:00Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 3:10Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam. How are we, how are we, oh my.

• 3:14Cameron Kennedy?

  We're under attack.

• 3:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's the second time we're under attack.

• 3:16Cameron Kennedy?

  We're under attack.

• 3:17Peyton Hardin?

  We just got under attack last week.

• 3:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's PTSD, fellas. It's too soon.

• 3:20Peyton Hardin?

  We got broken into last week. Co-host Cam is in the studio. How you feeling bud?

• 3:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Big, heavy and wet.

• 3:29Peyton Hardin?

  Wow. At least we're honest about the big and heavy.

• 3:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, no, unfortunately, I think I'm most honest about being wet.

• 3:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, why are you, why are you, why are you a little dripped?

• 3:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, for one reason, won't share to the audience. For second though, perspiration under the pitoral areas.

• 3:44Peyton Hardin?

  That is pitoral. Pitoral is a great area.

• 3:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Under the pitoral areas. It's so cold outside when I step in this studio, I sweat.

• 3:52Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, he did.

• 3:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Every time.

• 3:54Peyton Hardin?

  So freezing outside. So freezing. I don't like it. And I had that thought today. I was like, I, it, it just, for every year, it furthers my point of I do not understand. And we're not gonna do, we're not gonna do this.

• 4:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, if you speak your subject to cross-contamination. Oh, what? Not cross-contamination. That's when you put like, like you cook chicken and then you touch something.

• 4:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, cross. That's whenever you go step on one of those downtown needles.

• 4:20Peyton Hardin?

  You ever seen one of those loose and walking around?

• 4:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, I saw a spoon look like it was struck by the sun itself. There's a burn center right in the, it was black as night.

• 4:28Peyton Hardin?

  Don't eat your soup with that.

• 4:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's, I know, that'd be your last bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. Oh my god.

• 4:33Peyton Hardin?

  Talk about cross contamination.

• 4:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What is the, the legal term in court? Cross?

• 4:37Peyton Hardin?

  Cross examine.

• 4:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Cross examine?

• 4:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 4:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Cross examine. Speak!

• 4:41Peyton Hardin?

  Every year around this time, I always talk about how I don't understand people that prefer the cold over the heat.

• 4:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I just hate you. It's, it's a simple, simple logic. Cold with proper materials equals cozy. Warm with no materials or the best materials equals still.

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  We've had the same debate for the, every, every.

• 5:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And I don't understand how it won't sink into your little mushy brain.

• 5:05Peyton Hardin?

  Because more materials doesn't mean more comfortability to me. That means less mobility. You're used to not being mobile because you're.

• 5:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true.

• 5:12Peyton Hardin?

  This is it for you.

• 5:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not, I can say.

• 5:14Peyton Hardin?

  This is naturally it.

• 5:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true. What the hell is this? Like I'm the thing in front of a car sales.

• 5:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, those are skinny. Go Peta.

• 5:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, oh my god. Oh no, you got a fat wedgie.

• 5:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You need, like you, bro, you need, there's a certain point you need to be groomed. Like you need to be groomed. Not, whoa.

• 5:42Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa.

• 5:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, and I'm freaked out. You need to be groomed like a dog, like a border collie.

• 5:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 5:48Cameron Kennedy?

  The back of your ass is way too hairy.

• 5:50Peyton Hardin?

  You know, I had that, I had that discussion in my household this week about my grooming. Because I, I, you know, I talked to Voldemort and I said, I said, hey, Voldy, hey, no nose.

• 6:05Peyton Hardin?

  I said, your baby's as white as Voldemort. Just put that together.

• 6:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, he does have a nose though. Very, very prominent nose structure.

• 6:11Peyton Hardin?

  Careful.

• 6:16Peyton Hardin?

  I said-

• 6:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You were talking to Voldemort.

• 6:18Peyton Hardin?

  I was talking to Voldemort.

• 6:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 6:19Peyton Hardin?

  My lady.

• 6:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, your lady Voldemort.

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  Because all my, all my boys make fun of my body hair. My boys and body hair don't mix.

• 6:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Body hair and boys.

• 6:26Peyton Hardin?

  They don't like it.

• 6:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No go, opposite gangs, Bloods and Crips.

• 6:28Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, and, and so I was giving Voldemort a hug, right? And if you know anything about me, if you review any You Should Know Podcast footage with me with my shirt off, there's a lot of it. And from the back, I got a tuft.

• 6:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You do?

• 6:41Peyton Hardin?

  Like right-

• 6:41Cameron Kennedy?

  And I don't like that it has a scientific name. I cannot put that out there. I don't like that. I don't like, because now it's very real.

• 6:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And I feel like that grows an emotional attachment to you. Tuft. Is it tuft, tuft? Tuft?

• 6:53Peyton Hardin?

  It's tuft.

• 6:55Peyton Hardin?

  There is a T in it.

• 6:56Cameron Kennedy?

  The fact that you are a, a regular human being in the year of 2025. And you have a tuft. Well, I- That sounds primal.

• 7:04Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I feel like they have lied to me about my birth. I feel like there was an extra procedure to cut off a tail as soon as I came into this world. I feel like I came out with at least a Doberman Pinscher tail.

• 7:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You were supposed to be a Saiyan. You were supposed to literally be-

• 7:22Cameron Kennedy?

  So many jokes came across my mind and the internet will ream me if I let those go. Oh, I gotta, I gotta soak on those.

• 7:29Peyton Hardin?

  But I asked my, because, because I was giving her a hug, right? And, you know, she's smaller than me because I'm a big girl, right? And so her hands naturally went right above, right above my, my dude.

• 7:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Right above the, right above the dude, right into the tuft.

• 7:43Peyton Hardin?

  Right where the tuft. And I felt her playing with my tuft like that. And I got, because of my boys, I got insecure. I said, hey, don't touch that.

• 7:52Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, hey, hands off the tuft.

• 7:55Peyton Hardin?

  You know, like whenever you pick up a dog from back, I don't want, don't pick me up like that. It reminds me of my mother.

• 7:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't pick me up from my, from my pre- What was I gonna say? I'm sorry.

• 8:04Peyton Hardin?

  I was gonna say something, but I forgot. I'm sorry. No, I'm freaking out and I don't know why I feel like you.

• 8:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine living like that for 27 years. Every day.

• 8:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, it's bullshit.

• 8:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I can't say, I can't say. Okay, okay. So she went into your tuft like that.

• 8:25Peyton Hardin?

  And, and was massaging my tuft and like pulling on it and like almost braiding it.

• 8:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you, you struck and said no.

• 8:31Peyton Hardin?

  I said, don't, I said, don't do that. My boys don't like it.

• 8:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And when she went to leave, it was like a Chinese finger trap. She couldn't get out.

• 8:37Peyton Hardin?

  Why Chinese finger trap?

• 8:46Peyton Hardin?

  Back to the ship!

• 8:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh wow!

• 8:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, if you know, you know.

• 8:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Baldy ass!

• 8:54Peyton Hardin?

  You're ready to get that room! Okay.

• 8:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so she went to leave, she went eh eh eh eh. Got out.

• 9:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, it was like a claymore.

• 9:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, right. And so, and I said, "Don't do that." I said, "My boys make fun of me, I'm tough." And she goes, "Yeah, I've noticed that, I really don't appreciate K-Rob and Cam for always making fun of your body hair." She's like, "I really like it." And I was like, "Well, I was thinking about shaving it." And she got so serious. She goes, "Never do that." Now, as a man, right, does that make, should that make me feel good? Or should that, well, in your situation, now Liv doesn't touch.

• 9:38Cameron Kennedy?

  My wife loves me.

• 9:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, oh yeah. She knows you're a great reproductive partner.

• 9:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. She loves me for what I have and what I can offer.

• 9:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kidding. Liv loved me when I literally looked like a...

• 9:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you looked like you sang "Bob to the Top" in the School Musical.

• 9:55Cameron Kennedy?

  That and a cellar.

• 9:56Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 9:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she loves me.

• 9:57Peyton Hardin?

  So, as a man... So, does Liv like play with your gut? Cause I know you don't like that, like...

• 10:02Cameron Kennedy?

  We're letting them fly this episode, aren't we? We are 10 minutes in, and I've got gut, hips, fat ass, can't move, wife doesn't touch, oh, we're on a roll, okay?

• 10:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. No, she doesn't play with my fupa. She does not. She goes, "Mmm, what's under there?" And she goes, "Oh, alright, whatever."

• 10:26Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "Where's he at, where?"

• 10:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no, she does not.

• 10:31Peyton Hardin?

  Is there anything on you that she doesn't, that you're insecure about, but she loves?

• 10:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, oh, I mean, insecurity...

• 10:39Peyton Hardin?

  Other than the size?

• 10:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, babe, it's perfect for me.

• 10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  This is like the perfect settle down size!

• 10:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, I will literally.

• 10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, if I.

• 10:57Peyton Hardin?

  Don't say that to me.

• 10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no. If a woman were to say that to a freshly seasoned or even veteran partner.

• 11:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Say, oh my god, no, this is the perfect size to settle down with. I will, I will.

• 11:11Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like the big ones.

• 11:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd be like, really?

• 11:20Cameron Kennedy?

  The big ones are just too much.

• 11:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I would literally, I'd probably go, I'd probably go line a bath and I would literally jump in the bath with, with your clothes on. Oh my god, let's, let's further the lore.

• 11:34Peyton Hardin?

  Let's get in it.

• 11:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that coming off in like a, like a pillow talk situation? Like you might be watching some little netty Netflix? Or is that, is that sliding out during reproductive practices?

• 11:44Peyton Hardin?

  I know exactly when it will come out.

• 11:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me the scenario.

• 11:47Peyton Hardin?

  Because as men, we're insecure, right?

• 11:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 11:50Peyton Hardin?

  So it's, I think it happens after the act. When you know you haven't performed, right? When you know.

• 11:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude.

• 11:56Peyton Hardin?

  You know, like one of those, I'm sorry.

• 11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, no.

• 11:59Peyton Hardin?

  And so then it's like you fish for compliments, right?

• 12:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah.

• 12:03Peyton Hardin?

  And so you're here, you're out there, you have your rod, you got your bat.

• 12:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, it wasn't that bad, right? Like it wasn't, I mean, it was like, it was still.

• 12:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's like.

• 12:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Like we both got to the finish line, like it was, yo.

• 12:13Peyton Hardin?

  Right, we did?

• 12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Like we both did, right? Like we both finished the race, right?

• 12:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not still running.

• 12:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and then be like, like, and then once you're fishing, that you, you, you say something to insinuate like, about that, right?

• 12:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 12:28Peyton Hardin?

  And then that's when your partner would hit you with, no babe, it's the perfect size, the big, I don't like the big ones, right?

• 12:35Peyton Hardin?

  And I'd be, you don't like the low ones, right?

• 12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I've no, I, I would probably, like, I'd probably faint.

• 12:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no.

• 12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I like, in the moment, I'd be so flabbergasted, I'd just be like.

• 12:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's when you're like, chest goes to your.

• 12:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I would turn off.

• 12:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Like my lung would collapse.

• 12:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:54Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I'd, mm, nevermind. But then I'd wake up and I'd probably be like, well, I'll see you tomorrow.

• 12:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'm taking, I'm taking my son.

• 12:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna go ahead and take my kid. Uh, you can get, get the hell out of my life, lying. Just kidding.

• 13:10Cameron Kennedy?

  But that would be, okay, that just reminded me of a story. This is a hundred percent, 100% real story.

• 13:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, I'm very nervous.

• 13:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, it's-

• 13:18Peyton Hardin?

  Is it vulnerable?

• 13:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it is, it is vulnerable in all caps with 17 exclamation points.

• 13:23Peyton Hardin?

  Cause that's what I love. I love when you, I can use your vulnerability against you. I love that.

• 13:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, but hell, we're here. Maybe, I don't have the exact pinpoint. Let's call it like three months, three months into Dating Live, we go to a basketball game and we're there with a friend, a mutual friend of both of ours that went to the same school as you and me.

• 13:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 13:44Cameron Kennedy?

  A friend that was there the first year.

• 13:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 13:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. We're all walking into the game and he is just expressing his, his love that we are now together, right? Cause this is the next year. He's at a different school.

• 13:56Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 13:57Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, dude, I still just, I, it's just crazy that y'all are together. Like this is sick. Like that's so awesome. And we're just talking about it. I'm like, yeah, bro, it's, it's fire. Like she's, she's sick. So we're walking into this basketball game and the conversation kind of takes a turn. Don't even remember. I just remember, I'll never, I'll never forget this question, but he literally looks at Liv and goes, uh, is Cam the biggest you've ever been with?

• 14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Out loud, walking into a collegiate basketball game and, and me, me, insecure young little Cam at the time, I go,

• 14:30Cameron Kennedy?

  no need to answer that. You don't have to answer that. It's literally a free world. You don't have to answer that. Like you're like literally, no, don't answer that.

• 14:36Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, this guy's the weirdest guy that's ever existed. No, this guy wanted your wife. No, that's, that's what, that's what has to happen.

• 14:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I really hope that's not true, but-

• 14:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, do I know this man?

• 14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That was, uh, yeah.

• 14:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh God, yeah.

• 14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  But that was, that was a literal question that left his mouth and then Liv-

• 14:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I need to know your wife's response to this.

• 14:55Cameron Kennedy?

  So now-

• 14:56Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I want to know too.

• 14:59Cameron Kennedy?

  This is probably the saddest I've ever gone out.

• 15:03Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I mean, the big, I mean, I, I grabbed flour, I grabbed sugar and I baked myself a big L cookie. And I put it in that oven and I just baked the biggest L cookie. I dipped that L in some milk and I had that big L cookie. She goes, yes, yes he is. And I turned to her and I go, you don't have to lie.

• 15:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Stand up, bro. Fight for yourself. You're all you got. In the background, Raph! Raph!

• 15:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally go, I go Liv, you don't have to lie. And then, we hear the buzzer, I was like, let's go watch some hoops.

• 15:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, Cam, that's bad. Cam, cause even from like a self-respect point.

• 15:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I've grown since.

• 15:53Peyton Hardin?

  Even if she lied to you, you appreciate that she lies.

• 15:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she's saving face, she's being a rock, just a rock star, she's being a bottom, you know?

• 16:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 16:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, well, she's been a great woman, right? She's been a great woman. And she's holding it down. Now, I was so flabbergasted and deconstructed from that question. That I, I don't know why, but I semi took offense. I said, Liv, you don't gotta lie. All right, all right, you're with me for the vision you see, you don't have to lie. All right, let's just go watch some hoops.

• 16:23Peyton Hardin?

  This is an investment, right? It's a penny stock, right?

• 16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You're hoping one day that we've signed this great deal, we're in at all the local schools, we shoot up to a hundred and eighty dollars a share and you strike gold.

• 16:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, don't lie.

• 16:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's hilarious.

• 16:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, it was wicked though. Crazy conversation.

• 16:39Peyton Hardin?

  I had a self-reflection about myself as well. Yours was from the past, mine was from this week.

• 16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, well, that could be good. You've been on a, you've been on a hot streak.

• 16:48Peyton Hardin?

  Have I?

• 16:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 16:49Peyton Hardin?

  How so?

• 16:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Fitness journey, tapping back into some Vija games.

• 16:54Peyton Hardin?

  Great time.

• 16:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Down time, maybe doing a little, maybe watching a lot of sports.

• 16:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Not too hot in that sector.

• 17:00Peyton Hardin?

  Not too hot with gambling.

• 17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You're doing, you're doing good.

• 17:02Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's the working out, that it's kind of parlays with that, right?

• 17:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It does.

• 17:06Peyton Hardin?

  It'll change your whole life. So I've been working out a little more.

• 17:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:09Peyton Hardin?

  My body's sore, right?

• 17:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm.

• 17:11Peyton Hardin?

  And normally, you, everybody knows I enjoy a good massage, right?

• 17:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 17:15Peyton Hardin?

  And I have a lady.

• 17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 17:17Peyton Hardin?

  I, I love her. She, we don't speak much, there's a language barrier, but I love her, right?

• 17:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 17:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it's true.

• 17:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, very true.

• 17:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you met her.

• 17:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, very true.

• 17:27Peyton Hardin?

  How was the conversation?

• 17:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Non-existent, it was just like, no.

• 17:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, and then the end.

• 17:36Peyton Hardin?

  And then you walk out.

• 17:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that, no, no, no, I do that to her, I'll do that to her, oh, appreciate it. Like, if someone's like, I love your style, oh, appreciate it, bro.

• 17:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know.

• 17:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't, I didn't do that.

• 17:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm just saying.

• 17:48Peyton Hardin?

  That's out, that's out.

• 17:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying, it's out.

• 17:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's out, no, that has to be out, no, it has to be out.

• 17:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, join the Patreon.

• 17:53Peyton Hardin?

  Not even.

• 17:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yes!

• 17:55Peyton Hardin?

  Come on!

• 17:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yes!

• 17:56Peyton Hardin?

  Alright!

• 17:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're making it worse.

• 17:57Peyton Hardin?

  Cancel him, I don't care.

• 17:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's not, that's not, they know my heart.

• 18:00Peyton Hardin?

  Q code's like, ma, we lost the deal.

• 18:04Cameron Kennedy?

  But yes, I know her, and she's a very nice woman, just, yeah, there is a barrier.

• 18:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, she's a great woman, right? And normally, she's always available for me, right?

• 18:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 18:16Peyton Hardin?

  Normally, she's always available for me.

• 18:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 18:18Peyton Hardin?

  I've never called her, and she says, no, I can't do it, right? Anytime I call her, she's there.

• 18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, yeah, pull up.

• 18:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, I am, I am drenched.

• 18:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Jesus Christ, my shirt's dirty.

• 18:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so...

• 18:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Every time you call her, it's simply like, yep, pull up, but this time?

• 18:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, this time, I call her, she doesn't answer. I said, oh no, don't like that.

• 18:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Not good.

• 18:53Peyton Hardin?

  Call her again, she doesn't answer. Call her the third time, she answers, and she's aggressive with me.

• 18:56Cameron Kennedy?

  God, you're persistent.

• 18:58Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I needed the massage, I'm sure.

• 18:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone tell you?

• 19:00Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 19:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, if someone doesn't answer twice, don't just keep ringing them. Jeez, give them, what if she was, what if she was in the hospital or something?

• 19:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, well, then, that's not my fault. So...

• 19:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true.

• 19:10Peyton Hardin?

  So, I call her the third time, she answers, but she's a little upset, like, she's like, you can tell she's flustered. And essentially, she tells me, I'm not gonna mimic, but she tells me, she's not available today.

• 19:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 19:19Peyton Hardin?

  But I, I was very headstrong, no, stop. You use your own imagination how the conversation went.

• 19:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 19:26Peyton Hardin?

  Stop.

• 19:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 19:28Peyton Hardin?

  So... Do not cut them when he did that. So, I was like, okay, I need to get a massage. I'm gonna call this new place. It was like a sports recovery place. Fire, off rip. Awesome, right? Cause they do good stretching, too. They do, apparently, you know, it's great for physical activity, former athletes, current athletes. I'm a big, big former athlete. Big on the former athlete. Alright, so I call. And I said, hey, I just need, it's just me, can I come in right now? I need a massage, I'm sore, I've been working out. Perfect, you can come in, right? I go into the massage place, nice, new aesthetic, a lot of tubes, like a science lab, right? And I was like, oh, this is cool, right?

• 20:11Peyton Hardin?

  Sit down, they're like, okay, your room will be available in a little bit. And I say, alrighty. Through the corner, a large man comes around, right? And you could tell, he, he looks like he was like, an offensive tackle for like the San Francisco 49ers, right? This, one of the biggest humans I've ever seen, like vascular hairy forms, remember the dentist at Finger? Yeah, I do. Same forearms, like one of those, so. It was just gotta get that molar. Yeah. That's deep YSK lore, if you don't know. So this big broky man in scrubs comes around the corner, like, but like athletic scrubs, not like hospital scrubs. What do you do when it's, you're harvesting my organs? Yeah, like athletic scrubs, right? What is an athletic scrub? Like sweatpants, but the top was Dr.

• 20:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so like a Nike pro? Athletic scrubs, is he the scrubs or is not? He's a Nike tech.

• 21:04Peyton Hardin?

  Why'd you say scrubs? Cause we're in a place of business. He goes, Peyton Harden. He said a suit, but like an athletics.

• 21:12Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, Peyton Harden. I go, that's me. He goes, don't ever say my name again. Just Peyton will suffice. He goes, uh, room, whatever's available. I'm thinking he's just walking me to the room, right? He takes me to the room, he goes, alright, brother. Give you a second to be ready, I'll be here in about two minutes. I go, oh yeah. You? Oh yeah. And he goes, I'll be ready.

• 21:37Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I'm like, oh, I'm about to get a massage by a man.

• 21:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you are, yes, sir.

• 21:42Peyton Hardin?

  And that's not a problem.

• 21:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not.

• 21:43Peyton Hardin?

  I'm progressive, right? I'm an ally, right? I've been to the parade in Houston. I have been. And so, I'm fine with it, and I have no insecurities or worries, right? But I'm used to getting my massages naked, right? I get my massage, I like getting naked. Get in me. Like, really get in me.

• 21:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 22:00Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I like an elbow in the crack.

• 22:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you've all been there.

• 22:02Peyton Hardin?

  You might like a finger somewhere else.

• 22:04Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Get in me."

• 22:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, and so, I'm laying down, right? And he comes in, right, and I have the sheet over me. I'm face down, butt naked, like I'm used to. Now, I don't think I was supposed to be, because this is an athletic massage. So, he goes, so he pulls the sheet up, he goes, "Oh, shit."

• 22:32Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, "What the..."

• 22:35Peyton Hardin?

  You know how to me, he goes, "I'ma leave, just like, put shorts back on."

• 22:43Peyton Hardin?

  You know how embarrassing that is? To have a grown man tell you to put your pants back on. He goes, "He's like, 'Oh, what the..." "Hey, man, I'ma give you about thirty more seconds, put them drawers back on."

• 22:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's exactly what happened. Hey, he comes back, he comes back, bro, he puts this, like, like, tiger bomb on me. Dog.

• 23:04Peyton Hardin?

  That motherfucker felt good, bro.

• 23:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I bet.

• 23:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, I got a little hard.

• 23:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You just said...

• 23:20Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ, you've...

• 23:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, boy. Not like, not like weirdly...

• 23:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, there's only one, like, hard.

• 23:28Peyton Hardin?

  Not like Deshaun Watson, like massage.

• 23:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You're sounding real, you're sounding, you're sounding real quarterback-y.

• 23:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, but my... Jumped, that's what I'm saying.

• 23:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Where was this tiger bomb placed?

• 23:41Peyton Hardin?

  My back?

• 23:42Cameron Kennedy?

  On your tuft? And you're sitting there getting pulses?

• 23:46Peyton Hardin?

  Might be a Voldemort.

• 23:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why I'm not vulnerable. No, no, no, no, no. I had more to say. No, you will say it. No, you will say it. Oh, you should have seen when he bit me up. When he had me like this.

• 24:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, well, if we can't be honest. No, we're being honest. I thought we were inclusive. No, we're very. I thought we were inclusive. We're very inclusive. You just got a little stiffy when you're getting rubbed down with some Tiger Ball by an offensive lineman for the 49ers. It jumped. I didn't stay there. Why is it jump? What were you, what do you think of during massages? You gotta be in the moment. Oh, okay. This guy is rubbing out my muscle soreness. This is primal instinct. You're not thinking. You hit my spot. We all got a spot. Thank God he made you put your shorts back on. Oh, my God. He's sitting there rubbing your back. The whole of the sheets moving and. Well, no, well. Peyton. It's gonna be a little. No, that's, that's, no, don't scratch your top now. So what did he, was there any discourse? He didn't see it.

• 24:48Cameron Kennedy?

  First off. He didn't see it. Oh, it wasn't a big jump. No, no, I'm telling you, it was like a little, like a little, it was like a little wink. Like you caught a little breeze. Yeah, my body's like, hey. And back. Yeah, it just. Okay, that's fine. That's good. So there was, so he didn't see it. No, no, no, no. It wasn't like weird. I'm just, I was being honest with my friends. No, that, as you should, and we appreciate that. So now, was there mental thoughts happening after that happened? No. Did you? No, no, no, no, no. So you didn't question yourself in the moment? No, I know. Like maybe something along lines of, why is my jumping when he's rubbing my back? No, because it felt good. I knew the answer.

• 25:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I knew the answer. God, we love an honest man. I'm honest. We love an honest man. And it's not, there's no such thing as dishonest. Hey, I told my wife she doesn't have to lie and you got for a guy. Welcome back.

• 25:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, my God. Okay, first off, this, this isn't even, that, that is wicked. Not really. We love an honest man. No, that's, no, it is. That's a little wicked. The crazy thing is, K-Rod recommended me to the guy. So he might have jumped a couple times. He goes, you should, and he gets in that L4, brother. That shit is nice.

• 25:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Good at his job. I'm telling you. Clearly. I recommend him to Voldemort. Oh my god. I can't do that for you.

• 26:06Cameron Kennedy?

  So I went to Oklahoma this past weekend. That sucks. Dude, I'm not gonna lie, my in-laws lived in Oklahoma. My kid's never seen them. The family is amazing. You already know that. The vibes are always fun. But super like, and to the point, I almost took a picture of this man. But that just reminded me of this. I'm sitting in a Walmart. Now, who sits? Gotta stop going to Oklahoma Walmarts. Who sits in Walmarts? Don't know. I understand. I'm waiting on Liv. We'd already finished. I'm waiting on her with Bubba to get out of the bathroom. So I'm just sitting at that little front little bench. And I, you know, I'm sitting there doom scrolling, looking at my kid. Oh, hey, Bubba.

• 26:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally, probably seven foot four, walks through the door. A, a fucking behemoth of a man. Victor Wiminyama came in. A, a, a country bread, cornbread, whole milk Oklahoma boy at seven four, walks in with the size nineteen L's on his feet.

• 27:08Cameron Kennedy?

  The had suspenders on. What size are those? Those are. Those are six X suspenders? Yeah. Not body shaming, but this was like genuinely one of the biggest human beings I've ever seen. And he walks, oh, hell no. Scared of him? Was he gonna curse me? No, I'm not gonna speak. I go, hey, he goes. Yeah, no, he's, but he's your higher up in the white category. Oh, he is. Like, he runs the whites. He walks in, suspenders and all. Yeah. And I don't know what he's grabbing, but he gets the little, like the handheld basket. It looked like he's just holding a little coin purse. Like in his, his hands were literally like this big. And I don't know, I still, like, I don't think he played sports or anything. Could have, I don't know. I didn't take a picture of him because I was like, I'm, that's guys looking at me. Yeah. So I didn't, but he was absolutely monstrous. It just, I wasn't even gonna say that, but that reminded me of it.

• 27:53Cameron Kennedy?

  But as tall guys, we're both tall guys. Yeah. How do you feel like genuinely inside, walking past people that are taller than us? No, I mean, I've, I've never been, I think I'm just like, damn, he's tall. Like, but I, I've never, do you talk about, you get like an internal? I'm just like.

• 28:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, like Bubba gets jelly. No, no, it's more of my perception. No, no, no, no, no, sir. No, sir, not jelly. No jelly, all jam. I'm saying like, I just, I view the world differently for those two seconds I'm walking past somebody else. You know, cause I, it's rare that I'm, I'm not seeing somebody's corn bone.

• 28:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's very true.

• 28:29Peyton Hardin?

  And so when I'm looking at somebody's under chin, it doesn't feel good for me.

• 28:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It is, it's a shock almost, like a quick shock, but I, bro, I think you have to be significantly taller. Like if you're 6'8", 6'9", 6'10's even, it's like, we've seen that our whole, like, we've seen, so there's 6'7's, like, we've seen that, we've been around that all our whole life. It's not a crazy jump. When you're in, when you're a footer, like, there's a difference. Like, a footer is when people really start looking at you like, "Oh, what the hell is that?" And I feel bad, I, I feel bad for them. Cause I know as soon as the ball stops for you, it just hurts. Your bones hurt, you can't go into a store and buy shoes. You can't go buy jeans, you can't buy certain vehicles. So I'm just like, that. I think we lucked out.

• 29:12Peyton Hardin?

  We're on the perfect height.

• 29:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Perfect, just like, we're too tall, we're not in that, like, grotesque, is something wrong with this boy?

• 29:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm starting to feel it in my, in my bones and shit.

• 29:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I've been feeling it in my knees.

• 29:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's bad.

• 29:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll sit crisscross and anytime I move to stand up, my entire right knee goes.

• 29:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's horrible.

• 29:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Every time. And I'm like, thanks a lot, Lisa.

• 29:31Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, y'all have heard me walk, it's like Pop Rocks.

• 29:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. That, now that's just poor health, poor ankle health on you.

• 29:36Peyton Hardin?

  You went to the grocery store, right? That, that story took place in the grocery store.

• 29:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 29:39Peyton Hardin?

  And I had, I had this thought, right?

• 29:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 29:42Peyton Hardin?

  So you know when you go to the grocery store, you're going around shopping, you use a shopping cart, right?

• 29:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 29:48Peyton Hardin?

  I frequent the mall a lot. I'm always at the mall. Genuine question, just a perception of the world. Why don't we use shopping carts inside of malls? But we use them in grocery stores. I think it's, I think it's an efficiency thing. I think it would be more efficient if we use shopping carts.

• 30:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you are tragically wrong.

• 30:08Peyton Hardin?

  Why? Malls are way more populated.

• 30:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Way more populated. So you throw- It's not necessarily true. That's, that's, that's a million percent true. You think, you think there's ever been a Walmart that you've stepped inside? That singular Walmart that has ever had a population of North Park? Yes. Okay. Where? Which one? Black Friday, any year. Black Friday. Do they use shopping carts? That's the one exception. Okay, but do they use shopping carts on Black Friday? Yes. And how hectic is Black Friday at Walmart? Not too. It's a little more jam-packed, but you just gotta say a little more excuse me. Now imagine- Right here, can I get right here? A mall- Now imagine a mall with 20,000 people in it on Saturday. First off- You've never been to a mall that has 20,000 people in it? Never have you seen that? Really? Cause I'm gonna pull your exact same card. Black Friday.

• 30:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, there's still a lot 20,000 people came. I think you're grossly overestimating how many 20,000 people are. I guarantee you, there's been 20,000 people in a mall before. Guarantee. At, at one single time, inside a mall? Yes. It's a fire hazard. Fire marshal will shut that down immediately. Malls are massive. Malls are absolutely huge. Yes. Yeah, they have a crazy fire code. They have a lot more people than a Target. Yeah, okay. But don't you think, so your thing is just the, the lanes would get congested? Bro, everything, what are you, what are you gonna, you're gonna push a shopping cart into a Hot Topic? What are you gonna knock down half their merchandise? Hot Topic is a condensed store and that's not fair. Exactly. Spencer's, Foot Locker, even they're all, malls are made for foot traffic. You're acting like- Steel cages of destruction. Have you, have you never seen the shopping carts that are double deckers? That are a little more-

• 31:38Cameron Kennedy?

  What are we doing? What are we doing? I'm not talking about the big buggies that go like this. I'm talking about the ones that- Double deckers. Right there, double deckers. You put the colds up top, dries down below. Can't put a kid in that mall. Can't do it, don't have the footholds. But you can put a, a decent amount of merchandise in there. First off- So and that, but that, and that narrows so many, so much space. No, it doesn't. Cause it also opens up to thievery. How so? On high degrees. You have two bags from your Foot Locker, right? You slide into Hot Topic, you grab that shirt, you throw a rock in the opposite corner, everyone, oh, what was that? Right under the bags, you leave with your buggy.

• 32:10Peyton Hardin?

  The whole security system of the, the, the, the, the tag on clothes goes away because you're

• 32:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, cuz Hot Topic, Hot Topic, GID tags their shit up, bull

• 32:20Peyton Hardin?

  With you and Hot Topic?

• 32:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, I don't know, like, what do they do with it?

• 32:23Peyton Hardin?

  Why is Hot Topic?

• 32:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You know they don't have tags on the clothes, but no, no, e- easily, easily broke down. I hear what you're saying, cuz you might fancy several stores, you might have a bag from Zara, a bag from Neiman, you might have a food beverage you're holding, a pair of shoes from here, all that, right?

• 32:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You want one place to put it.

• 32:40Peyton Hardin?

  God bless.

• 32:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely not.

• 32:41Peyton Hardin?

  I think, I'm coming from a business perspective, I think the mall is losing, I think the mall's losing a lot of money by not having buggies, because a human being can only hold so much thing, God forbid you got a children.

• 32:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's very true.

• 32:53Peyton Hardin?

  God forbid you got them children.

• 32:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That's very true.

• 32:54Peyton Hardin?

  Right? So, so say you only got two hands and you, now you're just, you're, you're using all your arm real estate, God bless, look at Robbie's hand, hold it up, that's one bag max, that's one bag, he can't hold that, that's one bag maximum.

• 33:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's one heavy bag, two mediums, but that is a two bag max.

• 33:09Peyton Hardin?

  But imagine if Robbie has a buggy.

• 33:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 33:11Peyton Hardin?

  He can ha- he can put so much more merchandise in there, boom, you got so much more money coming to your mall.

• 33:17Cameron Kennedy?

  See, now, I would counter your argument, you're thinking business, you're thinking, oh, money, money, money.

• 33:22Peyton Hardin?

  That's what, that's

• 33:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh.

• 33:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's what runs the world, though.

• 33:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine, but at the same time, at the same time, if you insert all these shopping carts into a mall, and people start getting pissed.

• 33:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 33:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And employees or other people start getting attacked with them, and people start stealing more, okay? Now, it might be a, ah, don't wanna go to that mall, they're the ones with all the bull happening, or, stores are shut down because someone shattered their window, so now you're three days without POS, and now you're losing money, which runs your world.

• 33:54Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever left a mall earlier than you would like to because you just ran out of hands for your bags?

• 33:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Never.

• 33:58Peyton Hardin?

  That's an equity thing.

• 33:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, oh, my God, I knew you were setting me up, I just didn't know what lane, oh, my God, I have never done that, and if anything, you go to your car, put the bags in there, you walk back in for more.

• 34:10Peyton Hardin?

  That's how I can tell you go up in a great place, where not a lot of thievery happened. If, see, I went to Highland, I went to the Highland Mall in Austin, Texas, that's where I grew up at. They were smoking weed by the ice cream cone food court.

• 34:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I went to Big T's in Dallas. You can get the new Jays to draw for $32. They were the fakest ever. You called them fake. There's a in your face.

• 34:35Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm saying, but if you, if you go to the mall, right? And you go place your bags in your car and you go back into the mall, you gotta move your car.

• 34:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 34:44Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't move your car.

• 34:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I've never even done that. I go for the, I go to the mall for three things. You're like, I'm gonna get this, that, this, that, this, that, that. First off, oh my God. Oh, I was about to say something crazy. Now I'm gonna break it down slowly so it doesn't get taken out of context. I was gonna say, you're that monkey that grabs. Now, listen, now, listen, you're stopping. Listen to what I'm saying. Listen to what I'm saying. Listen. That's why I'm breaking it down. They did an experiment with monkeys. They got a big, real monkeys. They got a huge thing of bananas. They dumped it. Listen, if you don't shut up, it clears my name and it clears us. That's why I stopped myself. I laughed and then I.

• 35:25Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm a big monkey with bananas. Now what?

• 35:30Cameron Kennedy?

  They did an experiment with monkeys showing the selfish nature of us humans, of us humans. They dropped a hu- like a, a literal barrel of, of bananas. And every monkey ran up, grabbed one and dipped. Cause that's all they needed. They needed one banana. And I was gonna say, in this instance, due to the shopping with the bags, I was quickly gonna say, you're that monkey that grabs more than one banana. Now I realize, now I realize, no, it's not, it's not thievery. It's when you were like, oh, that's an equity thing. I, I'm gonna get this, that, that. And I don't wanna have to go back to the car. I want the shopping thing so I can hold all my merchandise. That's the route I was taking. You're the monkey that takes more bananas. Okay? Now that that's cleared.

• 36:13Peyton Hardin?

  You could, you could have spun out like lions with meat or.

• 36:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but that wasn't, but that, but that's so.

• 36:19Peyton Hardin?

  But that'd be a lie.

• 36:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you actually watch some truth teller.

• 36:21Peyton Hardin?

  So do you want me to keep it in?

• 36:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It was a real, it was a real thing.

• 36:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's, that's, I mean, that's the lead of the, the trailer this week. It's the first thing that they're gonna see. You're that monkey.

• 36:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Hard cut.

• 36:34Peyton Hardin?

  That's a leading TikTok. Just that's it. The whole TikTok. You're that monkey. That's it. TikTok. Two second TikTok. That's it.

• 36:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Episode one night.

• 36:42Peyton Hardin?

  Link in bio. Yeah.

• 36:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I had a story that happened to me. Tell me, tell me. Coming back from Oklahoma. So, we, uh, we had really fun Saturday night. First off, we went to a Halloween party that we did not know we were invited to, didn't know we were going to, and- To show up? No, like- You drove past, you're like, ew, yeah, I'm going there. We went, no, on Friday after Halloween here in Texas, we drove up, I drove up late to Oklahoma Saturday to watch Zoe and her basketball, but then they said, hey, our family friends always throw this fat Halloween party, it's tonight, do y'all wanna come? I said, I don't have a costume. They said, oh, no one's dressing up. We go- It's not a Halloween party. Fantastic. It was- That's not a Halloween party. Bro, it was crazy. It was fire. Bonfire, so much food, so many sweets, so many drinks.

• 37:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No. No. Massive house. I'm talking- Why are you, why are you covering the mic for massive house? I don't know, cuz I didn't, in case, whatever. Beautiful home, beautiful home. I'm talking, there's a hanger in the back. There's a literal hanger. What's a hanger? There's planes in his backyard. There's a literal hanger. My bro got a clothing hanger, I was like, yeah, I was like, that sounds poor. There's like a huge, a huge garage that is completely away from his house, not connected, concrete slabs, there's planes- Planes landing in his backyard? Five, old school cars, all being worked on, bodies, there's surround speakers and things, there's a car lift. What'd you leave the house with? My pride and dignity. Oh, it took him something. Oh, no shot. Had a lot of shots. But, anyway, so, we went to that party, it was fun. Taking that Voss.

• 38:15Cameron Kennedy?

  So, because, because we stayed out late Saturday, we woke up Sunday, kinda just took a long time getting around, so we stayed majority of the day. We're driving back home, and it's kinda nighttime, it's like five or six, and I, you know, I'm sitting there driving, and I'm like, I'm like, damn, bro, there's no way I'm getting tired this early. Like, yeah, daylight savings time is getting darker. I'm like, bro, some, fuck, I, Liv's asleep next to me, Bubba's asleep in the back. I'm going for like forty-five minutes, and I'm like, what the, like, there's no way I'm tired. I crack my Celsius, slam it. There's 30 minutes left in this drive, so I've been going for two and a half hours at this point. Liv wakes up, she looks at me and goes, "What the [__] are you okay?" I went, "What are you screaming for?" Cause she woke up, I said, "Don't you scream."

• 39:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause it scared the [__] out of me, yeah. I'm not kidding, she literally wakes up and goes, "Oh my god, what the [__] are you okay?" And I go, "What are you talking about?" She goes, "Your eye." And I'm like, "You need to relax." And she's like, "Pull over, I have to piss and you need to check that out." We pull over to a gas station, I look in the review, my right eye is swollen.

• 39:19Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 39:20Cameron Kennedy?

  My right eye is [__] swollen, this whole bottom part is swollen.

• 39:24Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't feel it?

• 39:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I know, I felt it, I never thought it was swollen, I was like, "What the [__] is wrong with my eye?" Something in it, it was swollen, first off, this is a [__] terrible picture of me, but you can barely tell.

• 39:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, oh, please put that on the screen, cause that's gonna be in every TikTok comment.

• 39:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's gonna be in every single one, but you can barely tell, cause it went down a lot.

• 39:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It was.

• 39:44Peyton Hardin?

  It looks like you got a little, it's like a little stuck right there.

• 39:46Cameron Kennedy?

  At the beginning, it was like all the way up here.

• 39:48Peyton Hardin?

  So what happened?

• 39:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I have no idea, I was in my car, I was driving home, and I didn't eat any new profound food, and I'm just sitting there like, "Holy [__], my eye's getting sticky, like what is this?" And then my wife wakes up and freaks out.

• 40:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And literally is like, "What the [__] is your eye?" Completely swollen.

• 40:05Peyton Hardin?

  The thing I love about Cam, I love him, he will give you the most pronounced beginning of something, and then there's no payoff.

• 40:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, "I don't know what happened."

• 40:14Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta, dude, that, I.

• 40:16Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you, okay, explain to me how you find out what happened to your eye in that moment?

• 40:20Peyton Hardin?

  Investigate.

• 40:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm on I-35.

• 40:22Peyton Hardin?

  Investigate.

• 40:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Investigate, what?

• 40:25Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 40:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened? That's what I'm saying, nothing happened, it wasn't a sting, I didn't get punched, I didn't eat a new food, so it had nothing to do with allergic, I think I literally got bit by a bug that I didn't feel.

• 40:34Peyton Hardin?

  G to C.

• 40:35Cameron Kennedy?

  G to E.

• 40:37Peyton Hardin?

  G to E. G to E, that gooch to eye contact. You ever, you ever been rubbing that, that good old, that good old snail trail?

• 40:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 40:44Peyton Hardin?

  And you rub? Dude, one day, oh dude, the other day, oh man, can I be honest and vulnerable?

• 40:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 40:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but y'all have to react, don't be silent, like, because I was vulnerable earlier about my pee pee jumping, and y'all all went quiet, and it made it awkward, so don't make it awkward, as friends, right? As friends.

• 41:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That was incredibly awkward.

• 41:04Peyton Hardin?

  And so like, so I think God blessed me with genitalia because I use it as a stress ball. Like I genuinely like it's it's part of my anxiety. I'll go in there and just play.

• 41:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I just, I just, I sit there juggling.

• 41:14Peyton Hardin?

  Juggling.

• 41:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll just sit there and kind of pop it.

• 41:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. You ever seen a dog, you ever seen a dog scratch your ear too hard and they cry?

• 41:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 41:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's me with my nuts. I'll go whoop.

• 41:23Peyton Hardin?

  Like I'm, I'm too, I'm there too long, right?

• 41:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll kind of get in a trance.

• 41:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll forget I'm doing it.

• 41:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll always be like.

• 41:29Peyton Hardin?

  It just happens. Yeah.

• 41:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like I look down, it's been half an hour.

• 41:32Peyton Hardin?

  Right. Whoa. At that point, you're just trying, you're trying to get to a finish line.

• 41:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Nah.

• 41:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I'm like, it's a part of my anxiety. Like I need to rub something. It's the texture. It's all of that.

• 41:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, don't do that rub though. Don't do that rub. No, no, you're rubbing your balls like that.

• 41:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I was on snail.

• 41:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 41:48Peyton Hardin?

  I was there on snail lane, like I was getting it. And so I was, I was, I got a little too far back, right? I was gonna get any stuff.

• 41:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, how much real estate is there? You literally said, yeah, I'm sitting there rubbing.

• 41:56Peyton Hardin?

  Long dude.

• 41:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Long. Are you on the nuts or the shaft?

• 41:58Peyton Hardin?

  That ball, ball, ball, I'm everywhere. I'm all over it. And so, but then I stopped because, and then I stopped because I was doom scrolling with the other hand, right? And then I was like, oh, I'm hungry.

• 42:12Peyton Hardin?

  I had a Chipotle burrito. I picked it up. You ever got that? You ever had that contact right there? You pull that, you pull that, you pull that contact point up there?

• 42:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 42:22Peyton Hardin?

  That make you look at things differently.

• 42:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I jumped one time in my own smell.

• 42:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:26Cameron Kennedy?

  And I forgot I'd done.

• 42:27Peyton Hardin?

  Makes you a man.

• 42:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yours was immediate. You said you finished, you grabbed the burrito.

• 42:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I was sitting there going to scratch fest for like 10 minutes and I literally got back in the bed. And I don't know what the, I don't know what I did, but I remember going, what the fuck is that?

• 42:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like, oh, and I was like, oh, that's me.

• 42:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's myself.

• 42:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I kind of immediately felt more chest hair coming.

• 42:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Yeah. I like to, I like to spread love around the house. I'll go down to CJ's room, not give him a little whiff.

• 42:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh my God. My earlobes and keloids almost got to yours.

• 42:55Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 42:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. I had my earrings in for about a week straight.

• 42:58Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm.

• 42:58Cameron Kennedy?

  This weekend in Oklahoma, I'm sitting there, it was starting to hurt. I said, ah.

• 43:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not, just like that. I'm sitting there with a basketball. I'm like, it's hurting. And I go right here and I go. I literally put my hands right here to.

• 43:11Peyton Hardin?

  Just watch her play again and I go, oh. Yeah, that's the, that's the one of the worst bodily smells I could have.

• 43:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no.

• 43:18Peyton Hardin?

  My keloids? My keloids could kill.

• 43:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Your keloid could end someone's day.

• 43:23Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, what?

• 43:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, and the way you do it, the facial expression you do when you hit me with it, you'll go like this, you go. He'll, he'll play with his keloid.

• 43:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And his rusted metal earring and literally go like this.

• 43:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Put in the clip from Patreon.

• 43:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It goes just like that. Oh my god.

• 43:40Peyton Hardin?

  Put in the clip from Patreon. It's one of the funniest moments from a 10 minute talks. Join the Patreon if you want to see it.

• 43:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That, no, that is.

• 43:44Peyton Hardin?

  He almost passed out during recording.

• 43:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That is absolutely, absolutely hilarious.

• 43:48Peyton Hardin?

  Can I give an update real quick about what happened last week, right? It was viral on the internet. Everybody's seen that our studio gotten, got broken into, right? Everybody saw last week, our studio got broken into live on camera. If you haven't seen that, go over to last week's episode, episode 189 of the You Should Know Podcast.

• 44:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 44:07Peyton Hardin?

  This is the first time we've been back in the studio since that happened, right? And so we've been in this office for about.

• 44:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 44:14Peyton Hardin?

  Quit looking over there. He looked over there and I was like, no, they're back. So, come back into the office today, right? And I've, I, I've been in this office for about four or five years, right?

• 44:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 44:25Peyton Hardin?

  Something like that.

• 44:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Sure.

• 44:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Yeah. So I know a lot of the people that work here, all the way from top management to the cooking staff, to the security. I know a lot of them, right?

• 44:38Peyton Hardin?

  And whenever I'm walking in, I, I, I see some of them. I always see the cooking lady.

• 44:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 44:43Peyton Hardin?

  One of the, she's sweetest lady ever. She's so nice.

• 44:46Cameron Kennedy?

  She's the best.

• 44:47Peyton Hardin?

  I walk in today.

• 44:50Peyton Hardin?

  Right? She goes, oh my god, are y'all okay?

• 44:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she said the same to me.

• 44:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I said, yes, I'm fine. She, I was like, it was crazy what happened, wasn't it? And she goes, yeah, I saw it on the podcast. And she was like, do you know what happened? And I said, I said, what? She goes, do you know what happened with those two people that tried to get into your studio? And I said, no ma'am, what happened? She goes, they came into, because there's a whole cafe here.

• 45:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 45:19Peyton Hardin?

  They came into the cafe, went up to the top chef here and said, hey, I need five dollars.

• 45:27Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, what the does that mean? They were asking for $5.

• 45:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I didn't hear this part.

• 45:31Peyton Hardin?

  And she goes, yeah, they came up to the top chef and said, hey, we need $5. And the top chef said, I don't know who you are and I don't have $5 for you. And, and then there was a second guy that, that broke into the office. Second guy that comes in and he goes, I need this $5. I got a fundraiser going. And he goes, what the are you talking about? And so then apparently they went from there to here, right? And then went back to them asking for more money. So I, I guess they were coming in here to ask for money from us, but then when they got here, they got nervous. They're asking to be on the podcast. And then I think,

• 46:15Peyton Hardin?

  because we're in a weird situation here at this office. Like, I'm not going to break down what the situation is. But I think word got around about what happened because whenever I came into the building, two security officers came up the escalators and followed me all the way to right here. And then whenever I was coming into the sliding door, there's like a hu- another hallway adjacent, another security guard comes out of there and he goes, and I was like, what the is going on? So I don't know if.

• 46:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You're walking, you just see one of them, he goes like this?

• 46:50Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, so and so.

• 46:51Cameron Kennedy?

  My, hey.

• 46:52Peyton Hardin?

  So and so made a higher up call and said, what the going on at this building?

• 46:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You're walking through and you see a guy goes. Eagle headed to the nest.

• 46:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 47:00Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, eagle headed to the nest, unlock the door in 20 seconds.

• 47:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. So that's the update. Um, also we're almost, we're almost, I think, I think we're there on the new studio.

• 47:09Cameron Kennedy?

  We're getting close.

• 47:10Peyton Hardin?

  Found a spot.

• 47:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Getting close.

• 47:11Peyton Hardin?

  I love this place and God bless. Talk about the security measures we're gonna have. But yeah, that's the, uh, that's the.

• 47:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that was, bro, that was, I, I tried to explain it to, uh, Liv. And then I was like, you're just gonna have to watch it. Cause I was telling you this is all on camera. She was like, no, it's not. And I was like, no, while we were recording, this happened. She was like, you're kidding. And then she, she finally watched it Monday when it came out. And she was like, that's wild. She was like, what if it was someone like more scary?

• 47:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. That's, oh, yeah. That's a big part of it. That's, that's actually the troubling part.

• 47:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's actually the kind of part that sucks. It literally could have been anybody.

• 47:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 47:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It was wicked.

• 47:51Peyton Hardin?

  We just came back from a break and the craziest thing just happened to me. And I'm, I'm, I'm not okay. Oh no, when you're rubbing your chest, something's happening. Oh my god, he's rubbing his heart. No, it's not my fault. It's, it's not my fault. No, it sounds like it's your fault already. No, it's your fault. No, the toilet didn't work.

• 48:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, Pete. No, no, Pete. No, the toilet didn't work. No, Pete. No, it's not my fault. No, it's, oh, you're freaking out. So I'm not having a good time. Okay, so if you don't know, genuinely the most embarrassing thing just happened to me. If you don't know, we work at a big corporate office building, right? Right down the hallway, there's a normal men's bathroom, right? And I had to pee pee. Okay. Okay.

• 48:38Peyton Hardin?

  I went there to go pee and the, and the custodian, she was in there. So she said, no.

• 48:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, yes. Tell me.

• 48:48Peyton Hardin?

  And she said, no, you can't. And I said, please.

• 48:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, and I really had to pee. So downstairs, under us, there's individual bathrooms, but they're in the main lobby, where everybody can see you going in there.

• 49:05Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I said. And so,

• 49:09Peyton Hardin?

  and so I go down to the main lobby, right? And right in front of where the individual stalls are, there is a big, strong man with a ponytail. And he was working on his laptop, but he was facing the bathroom. So he saw me going in there. And I've never seen him before.

• 49:27Peyton Hardin?

  All the white gentlemen, like in you steroids, a lunchbox and a laptop. And so I was walking in. I don't like making eye contact going into the bathroom. You hate that. I hate, don't, I don't want people knowing I'm. So I go in to the individual stall and I hear the toilet running. You ever gone to a toilet that is just running? Mm-hmm. It's making a noise. Very loud. But I had to pee pee. Okay.

• 49:56Peyton Hardin?

  And I pee, and I pee a lot. No, I pee so much. Yeah, it's a lot of.

• 50:05Peyton Hardin?

  It's on pee, right? Like, really, like, relieving myself. Like, I feel like I lost weight. And I ha- and so, and I was rushing too, cuz I was nervous cuz he saw me, so I dribbled on his seat a little bit. And I'm just being honest with whatever everything happened, I'm shaking. And so, I went to flush, and it was one of those things on the back where you tap it.

• 50:25Peyton Hardin?

  But it was loose, and so, I was going like this, and it wasn't flushing. And it was so much pee, and it was foamy nasty as asparagus pee. No, no, no, no! No, no! No, I swear to god this happened. And so, I'm hitting it, and it didn't work. It didn't work.

• 50:42Peyton Hardin?

  So I just left. Right, I walk out, and this guy been sitting there. He's been sitting there the whole time, if you had to pee, he should've come before me.

• 50:55Peyton Hardin?

  And so... And so, I wa- I'm walking out of the bathroom, like, like, big eyes, like, I'm nervous. And I lock eyes with big steroid muscle laptop guy. He closes his laptop, and he says, "Excuse me." And he goes right past.

• 51:13Peyton Hardin?

  And he goes in, I hit the quickest speed walk of my life. And like I said, this is in the main lobby of a big building. Guys, I am not lying to y'all. He- I hear the door close. So I hit a quick little jog. I hear the door open back up again. He go- he yells, bro. He goes, "You didn't flush!"

• 51:46Peyton Hardin?

  No way! Across the- you know, from the bathroom to where that escalator is. Yeah. That's a long way! It's a long haul. You didn't flush! And everyone goes like this. And you just go... You start tap. They're having like some corporate meeting, and there's so many people down there, but it's like... Looking at me like I'm nasty pee pee guy. Nasty foamy asparagus, dark yellow brown piss boy. Oh, no! And instead of lying, or like, covering for myself, I just like, "It didn't work!"

• 52:19Peyton Hardin?

  He go, "Mind your own, Trent!"

• 52:26Peyton Hardin?

  I jogged up here, bro.

• 52:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 52:30Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not going to lobby. I'm not going back there. And if we see that guy, we-

• 52:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't go home tonight.

• 52:39Peyton Hardin?

  I literally was like, there's no- Loud as- He's gotta get escorted out. You can't scream here.

• 52:44Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way.

• 52:46Peyton Hardin?

  I am not, I've never, he was like, that was the roids talking.

• 52:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And you've never seen, oh, he roid rage.

• 52:50Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, he was big.

• 52:51Cameron Kennedy?

  He went in there, he saw piss, he went, "You flush!"

• 52:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 52:58Peyton Hardin?

  That was one of those- That was one of those pisses that are hot.

• 53:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 53:03Peyton Hardin?

  Do you ever have a piss jump in the toilet, like foamy?

• 53:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 53:06Peyton Hardin?

  Looks like a beer?

• 53:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I've had, no, I've had beer piss. Beer piss sucks.

• 53:09Peyton Hardin?

  That's what beer piss.

• 53:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 53:10Peyton Hardin?

  And all I've had was coffee today, so there's a little tang, a little cocoa bean in it.

• 53:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Cocoa. Oh my god, a little caramel syrup.

• 53:17Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm, you could, you could, you can wash your windows with those in that toilet.

• 53:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You can, you can clean a carpet with that piss.

• 53:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 53:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Woo boy, oh my god. Okay, I saw- I saw a, um, I was on Twitter and I saw a news headline from January of this year.

• 53:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 53:32Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's a little dated, but it was unbelievable.

• 53:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 53:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I have to read this, I took a screenshot of it. I have to read this, dude.

• 53:40Peyton Hardin?

  Read it to me.

• 53:41Cameron Kennedy?

  This simply reads-

• 53:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Woman arrested in Florida for trafficking meth. Now wait a second.

• 53:50Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 53:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Despite carrying a tote bag that had the words, "Definitely not a bag full of drugs on the side of it."

• 54:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that real? It was on Latin times. A woman, no, like, like, New York Times, it was, the news, I said Latin times. Florida, I don't know, maybe it was real South Florida. I don't know, but I think that's more Jamaican times. I don't know.

• 54:17Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 54:17Cameron Kennedy?

  But, well, speaking of what?

• 54:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, keep going.

• 54:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, the boom, bah, cha! Those videos are sick!

• 54:23Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 54:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You haven't seen those?

• 54:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm not on Jamaican TikTok. Prayers to Jamaica.

• 54:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Prayers to Jamaica. There's a category five hurricane currently, like-

• 54:31Peyton Hardin?

  Prayers to Jamaica.

• 54:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Prayers to Jamaica, but there's, there's literally, you haven't seen a single one?

• 54:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I'm not on Jamaican TikTok.

• 54:38Cameron Kennedy?

  There's so many videos of Jamaican guys, literally in like flooded cities, having the time of their-

• 54:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 54:48Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm glad they can make good out of it.

• 54:49Cameron Kennedy?

  They're making good out of a very dark situation, but they're literally like this one guy watched. It looked like a cloud like exploded like there was a huge amount of water that was coming. And he literally is going boom, more cloud. And then he jumps off of an apartment building into a flooded street.

• 55:06Peyton Hardin?

  You shouldn't jump into floodwater. I heard a lot of diseases in there.

• 55:08Cameron Kennedy?

  A lot of diseases and there might be a car. He might land on a Prius.

• 55:13Peyton Hardin?

  You go headfirst into a Civic.

• 55:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Into a Civic. That hurts. You're gonna break some fingers.

• 55:17Peyton Hardin?

  Genuine thought I've had, and I'm, I'm sorry for interrupting you. Genuine thought I've had.

• 55:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna break your fingers.

• 55:25Peyton Hardin?

  Genuine thought I've had.

• 55:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 55:26Peyton Hardin?

  It is very hard for me and I, I think this is a disorder genuinely.

• 55:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It might be.

• 55:31Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I'm not joking. It's genuinely hard for me to.

• 55:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so worried about what you're about to say.

• 55:36Peyton Hardin?

  It's hard for me to fathom like other countries exist. And it's, I, I, you know, it's like, I'm.

• 55:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, listen, listen, like I, it's hard for me to like across the pond that there's things like.

• 55:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Very much so, thanks.

• 55:53Peyton Hardin?

  Like right now, it is impossible.

• 55:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's gonna hurt. Oh, your knuckle hurts. Oh, my God, your knuckle hurts.

• 55:59Peyton Hardin?

  Check. Let me check that that works. Yep. Right now, it is hard for me to believe there is a whole civilization and a life happening in Sweden right now.

• 56:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, there's, there's, yeah, Sweden's a good life too. It's pretty solid.

• 56:13Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe for you.

• 56:15Cameron Kennedy?

  What? It's 2025. You do fine, Sweden.

• 56:19Peyton Hardin?

  Does that not boggle your mind that?

• 56:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 56:22Peyton Hardin?

  Right now, people have families.

• 56:25Cameron Kennedy?

  In Cairo, Egypt.

• 56:27Peyton Hardin?

  Nuts.

• 56:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 56:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, life, like.

• 56:32Peyton Hardin?

  That's, I think that's a thing. It like, it makes me really have anxiety.

• 56:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's why I think you need to travel. You're a sheltered little girl. You're like, oh, it's just us. It's us in the world.

• 56:44Peyton Hardin?

  And I might've got.

• 56:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Go, go look at the Taj Mahal. Go touch the Great Wall.

• 56:47Peyton Hardin?

  But I think that.

• 56:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Spread your wings and fly.

• 56:49Peyton Hardin?

  I might've got bit by the propaganda bug, like the soaring eagle. What does it sound like?

• 56:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Caw!

• 56:54Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. I, I might've got bit by the propaganda bug and I'm not saying like, America, that's all we got. I but it I cannot believe right now that Mount Everest is a real thing. It is so hard for me to believe that.

• 57:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so weird.

• 57:10Peyton Hardin?

  So weird, bro.

• 57:11Cameron Kennedy?

  So so like right now, somebody's smoking a cig in Italy on a in a cafe and they look to the right and the Eiffel Tower is right there. OK, so look, so did you?

• 57:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, we are not letting that slide. Yeah, all of that's been confusing. That little boot over there is real confusing for a long time.

• 57:28Cameron Kennedy?

  But that's that's not even close.

• 57:31Peyton Hardin?

  Like, Italy and

• 57:33Cameron Kennedy?

  no, relative for fights, right? Yeah, you're not gonna smoke a cig in Rome and look at the whole Eiffel Tower.

• 57:39Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't say Rome, I said Italy.

• 57:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow. Right? Wow. So did you believe that the Hollywood sign was actually

• 57:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes.

• 57:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Before you ever went there?

• 57:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and I don't know why in America that's fine.

• 57:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, no, you're you're diehard propaganda.

• 58:01Peyton Hardin?

  You would think I have a red hat on right now. And it's not like that. And it's genuinely not. I don't think we're I'm not saying we're better or like nothing like that. I can't, but I believe things are happening in Mexico. I believe things are happening in Canada.

• 58:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Because they touch us.

• 58:14Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. No. It's so hard, but I'm not trying to be hateful. I can't imagine the air over there. What does it smell like? Not saying like, does it smell good? Does my candy? What does it smell like?

• 58:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably smells better than South Dallas. If I'm being honest, I'm keeping it a buck.

• 58:32Peyton Hardin?

  And probably, but what does that smell like? Does that not intrigue you?

• 58:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's why I want to go see it.

• 58:38Peyton Hardin?

  But it gives me

• 58:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you want to go see it? And you go, no, it's propaganda. Money rules the world. They want your tourism dollars.

• 58:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't want to go to the museums. I don't want to do that. And you know where this came from? You know where this came from? There is a guy on TikTok and he grew up in Texas, where I'm from.

• 58:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 58:53Peyton Hardin?

  He's lived in Sweden for three years. I say, how the is that possible?

• 58:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Because he went and did it.

• 58:59Peyton Hardin?

  But how do you do that? Like, how do you know when you get there, there's things there to do? There's things like, does that give you anxiety?

• 59:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you are you're you're a fascinating brain. You are a marvel, though you can look up anything.

• 59:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Right here.

• 59:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but that's the digital world. That to me, to me, that's, that's

• 59:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not the digital world.

• 59:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's a board ape to me. That's cryptocurrency. Seeing like the Taj Mahal on my phone is not real life tangible to me. I can't touch it. I can't smell it. What is it smell like?

• 59:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not the digital world. They're taking pictures of the real world.

• 59:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 59:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And

• 59:38Peyton Hardin?

  But have you ever seen, okay.

• 59:39Cameron Kennedy?

  So you're really telling me if you got on a plane to Tokyo, you're not sure if we're gonna land and it's Tokyo or if it's a barren wasteland?

• 59:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, places like Tokyo, those are, that's not what I mean. It's weird.

• 59:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What's so different between Tokyo and Sweden and Italy and France?

• 59:53Peyton Hardin?

  Because to me, to, to me, like, do they have skyscrapers in Sweden? Maybe that's the thing. I think it's the open greenery. I don't believe it.

• 1:00:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. So if a place is too green.

• 1:00:04Peyton Hardin?

  It's fallacy to me. It's so crazy that you can, you can, I, I don't know what it is, but this has been a deep thing for me. Like genuinely, I don't know.

• 1:00:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone needs to like drop you off with like a backpack and like a, like a change of clothes.

• 1:00:18Peyton Hardin?

  I, I don't think I'd make the flight. I have too much anxiety.

• 1:00:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But what is it from? Like, I, I don't know. Try to break it down. Why does that scare you?

• 1:00:25Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, but I wanted to present it to you as a friend, as a brother.

• 1:00:27Cameron Kennedy?

  So if there's big buildings, safe, everything's good.

• 1:00:31Peyton Hardin?

  Not necessarily because Dubai, Dubai to me is like that. Cause Dubai has big buildings, right? The biggest.

• 1:00:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, the biggest.

• 1:00:37Peyton Hardin?

  The law, the law. It's a tall.

• 1:00:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:00:40Peyton Hardin?

  But Dubai scares you too. But to me, Dubai is like AI. Because it's so nice, it seems. Maseratis, Lamborghinis.

• 1:00:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You can literally take your Rolex and your chains off and set them on the ground, go buy a coffee 20 minutes away, come back, they'd still be there.

• 1:00:55Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 1:00:57Cameron Kennedy?

  What, I don't under, I can't, you need to break it down.

• 1:01:00Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. I can't. That's all I got. That's all I got. I don't want to spend too much time on it. That's all I got.

• 1:01:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't just end it like that.

• 1:01:06Peyton Hardin?

  I was coming to present something to you as a friend, but we're not gonna figure it out if you keep asking me questions. I've given you everything I got, right? I've been as vulnerable and as honest as I can be on this broadcast and that's all I got for you. All right. That's all I have. Ask me another question. I'm going back to the urn.

• 1:01:23Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, there it is! Everyone, there's people downstairs with torches and pitchforks. Bro, oh my God. Yeah. You are, you are a fascinating creature.

• 1:01:34Peyton Hardin?

  I just, I genuinely, it's, it's been a deep concern in my, in my, in my body for a long time.

• 1:01:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, talked about this on the weekend, wanted to bring it to your attention.

• 1:01:45Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:01:46Cameron Kennedy?

  How, okay, how soon is too soon to bring a significant other to like a holiday?

• 1:01:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, good.

• 1:01:54Cameron Kennedy?

  We're coming up, we're getting close to Thanksgiving, I'm gonna have that mac and cheese real soon.

• 1:01:59Peyton Hardin?

  My thought process, there's not a time.

• 1:02:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, what does that mean?

• 1:02:02Peyton Hardin?

  It's a feeling. You ever been in love?

• 1:02:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, believe it or not, yeah.

• 1:02:08Peyton Hardin?

  Did you put a time on when Liv could meet your family? When your wife met your family, did you put a time on it?

• 1:02:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You saying there's no time genuinely might be crazier than anything you've ever said.

• 1:02:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, sir. No, sir, because my whole front row at my wedding is gonna be my exes.

• 1:02:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:02:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That, I would, I would literally require your, your wife to go.

• 1:02:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I would ask her, we already talked about this, I would tell her, hey, can I invite so and so?

• 1:02:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You can invite your exes, they're not, they're not sitting in the family row, but regardless, there's definitely a time. So there's, there's no, there's no minimum time that you have to court this woman before she gets to meet the people that A, created you, siblings that will be here your entire lifespan, and other people that you hold near and dear.

• 1:02:58Peyton Hardin?

  I think the sooner the better.

• 1:02:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You're out, you are out of your mind.

• 1:03:01Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, in my current situation, so say I've just met my girl last week, and Thanksgiving was coming in two days, she's coming, and she's coming with her nice pecan pie.

• 1:03:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You're bringing a new girlfriend of a week to Thanksgiving, and she's gonna bring a pie?

• 1:03:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, Kim, okay, my thing, dude, it depends on your feeling with this person, right? I feel like if you're gonna be with somebody for a long time, you know in the first four hours.

• 1:03:28Peyton Hardin?

  There's no, there's, there's no shot you don't know.

• 1:03:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, your heart's jaded, oh my God, oh my God, your heart's jaded, you have been destroyed.

• 1:03:34Peyton Hardin?

  I think if you wait a long time, it's because you're insecure about yourself. It's an eternal battle.

• 1:03:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 1:03:40Peyton Hardin?

  You can, I don't, I don't have commitment issues.

• 1:03:44Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, that has nothing to do with commitment issues.

• 1:03:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, because I love-

• 1:03:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You're trying to not look like a goofball in front of your family. If you've known a girl for a week, you bring her in and then the next week she cheats on you. "Hey, Mom and Pop, the girl you had a crown and coke with and had that pecan pie that she bought from Kroger? Yeah, she broke my heart."

• 1:03:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but that's not my fault. See, I can't be responsible for another person's actions. I can only go off what I feel, right? Dude, I've had drunk nights in the club where I'm like, "You are going to meet my dog tonight." Right? "You are going to touch my dog's scalp tonight."

• 1:04:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine. It's not you're gonna meet my mother.

• 1:04:15Peyton Hardin?

  I've brought girls up to my section in a club and FaceTimed my mom. I'd be like, "Mrs. What's your name?" But I felt something.

• 1:04:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That you can feel all you want when it comes to in-person interactions. First off, first off, the fact that you said a week is crazy enough. Okay, let's go with that. What do you think your mom would say if you say, "Hey, Mom, this girl's hanging out been about, I don't know, eight days? She's coming to Thanksgiving."

• 1:04:38Peyton Hardin?

  Well, first of all, it's not her business how long I've known her. It's not my mom's business.

• 1:04:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:04:42Peyton Hardin?

  She trusts me as my, uh, ooh, she trusts me as her son that I bring her value, right?

• 1:04:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:04:48Peyton Hardin?

  So she knows if I'm bringing somebody around, I find value in this person, right?

• 1:04:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, short-term value and you don't know, you don't know about them in a week? In a week, what'd you play, what'd you play, 21 questions with the chick? What, oh, favorite color's blue and she's a nurse? Oh, that's it. Here she is, Mom. Oh, yeah, no, no, no, we, we should opposite at the Thanksgiving. You don't know anything about her. You know nothing about this woman.

• 1:05:11Peyton Hardin?

  You, uh, what if it was the best week of my life?

• 1:05:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so sad.

• 1:05:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so sad.

• 1:05:20Peyton Hardin?

  So, okay, that's different, your situation is different because you didn't like Liv when you first met her.

• 1:05:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true and that's fine.

• 1:05:26Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. But if I meet a girl and, and I love her, right? In a week, I can love you in a week.

• 1:05:32Cameron Kennedy?

  If-

• 1:05:33Peyton Hardin?

  You show me all the values of, if you love somebody in a week-

• 1:05:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're going, "Whoo, whoo."

• 1:05:38Peyton Hardin?

  What is that?

• 1:05:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a love vomit, you are a love bombing expert.

• 1:05:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, how's that love bombing?

• 1:05:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You can love someone in a week?

• 1:05:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:05:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, dearly beloved Peyton Stephen.

• 1:05:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and I want you to share this ham with me. My mom makes a mean yam.

• 1:05:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Come on.

• 1:05:55Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:05:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, do you at least tell your family? Do you tell your family?

• 1:06:00Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:06:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:06:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not their ba- I'm 26.

• 1:06:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You are-

• 1:06:05Peyton Hardin?

  My family's- my family's small, I got like four people.

• 1:06:08Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, yeah, it'd be a tiny Thanksgiving, but that's fine. No- your mom, I want you to think about what you just said. If you show up to your mother's front door-

• 1:06:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:06:19Cameron Kennedy?

  With a woman she hasn't heard about, never seen, and then it comes to fruition that you have known her for eight days, your mom is going to literally slap you-

• 1:06:31Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think so.

• 1:06:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And get her to get out of the house.

• 1:06:32Peyton Hardin?

  I think I come from a hu- a warm home. I think- I think we- I come from a warm home.

• 1:06:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I take that back. Your mom is extremely warm and nice. She would let her sit down-

• 1:06:39Peyton Hardin?

  My mom didn't know you.

• 1:06:41Cameron Kennedy?

  And then the second she leaves, she didn't know me when.

• 1:06:43Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever we- whenever we came together, but she let me live with you. Whenever- whenever we went- met in college.

• 1:06:48Cameron Kennedy?

  She didn't have a choice. You were coming to school to hoop and I was your roommate.

• 1:06:52Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, okay, but I'm saying like, look, I-

• 1:06:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And we weren't boning and he didn't love me.

• 1:06:57Peyton Hardin?

  I don't- I'm grown, right? I'm not a high schooler. High school kids might have different, because their parents still have say so in their life. I'm fully independent, right? I'm a s- I've worked hard to have my independence, right? And so if I meet a girl in one week, the week before Thanksgiving, right? And I'm like, hey, I want you to meet my family. I love you. Hey mama, I love you.

• 1:07:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That is- that is wicked work.

• 1:07:18Peyton Hardin?

  I- it's not my business to call my mom and be like, hey, I met this girl a week ago, she's coming to the house.

• 1:07:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So someone-

• 1:07:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's not her, that's- I'm just bringing her.

• 1:07:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, yeah, okay, so let's keep playing devil's advocate, right?

• 1:07:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:29Cameron Kennedy?

  So someone that you've known for eight days versus someone you've known your entire existence, okay? So you think the eight day girl, the eight- eight day girl, you don't love her, you don't.

• 1:07:39Peyton Hardin?

  You can't tell me what I love.

• 1:07:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You might think you do, you don't love her.

• 1:07:42Peyton Hardin?

  I'm- I love-

• 1:07:42Cameron Kennedy?

  What's her middle name? You have no clue.

• 1:07:44Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I barely know yours.

• 1:07:44Cameron Kennedy?

  What high school did you go to? You have no clue. How many siblings? No clue.

• 1:07:48Peyton Hardin?

  So you gotta know- you gotta know somebody's high school in order to love them? That's the rule of love? What high school they went to? I can't even tell you. I don't know. I don't even know what high school their parents went to.

• 1:07:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true, that's not true, that's not true. I was gonna say, I- you could literally- I ab- that- that's a weird parameter, but I guarantee any person you've loved, you've known what high school they have to- that's true. Yes, it is.

• 1:08:07Peyton Hardin?

  Currently, I don't.

• 1:08:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it- yes, you do.

• 1:08:10Peyton Hardin?

  How the f- you're gonna tell me?

• 1:08:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you do. She said it numerous times. I know.

• 1:08:14Peyton Hardin?

  Boy, no, just in and out.

• 1:08:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You go in one, out the other. You go in here, out there, what's on the plate?

• 1:08:19Peyton Hardin?

  Keep going, keep going.

• 1:08:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not gonna tell your mom, cuz this is her thing, see, we're at her home, right? You wanna play the big boy, big boy, big, I'm a grown man, independent, work hard? Okay, so that's not your house anymore, right?

• 1:08:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's your mother's home.

• 1:08:32Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:08:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're gonna disrespect your mother's home by bringing a, oh, listen to this one, eyes up here, eyes up here, stranger to her house.

• 1:08:41Peyton Hardin?

  That's unfair. To gauge my love, no one can say how in love I am. If I genuinely feel in my heart to heart, I love this person, yeah, I'm bringing her.

• 1:08:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine, I'm not taking that away from you.

• 1:08:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's what the whole thing is, though.

• 1:08:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Eight days is crazy.

• 1:08:55Peyton Hardin?

  To you, brother, you have all these walls and boundaries and gates and built the wall of my heart. I'm not, I'm, I have open borders.

• 1:09:03Cameron Kennedy?

  If you meet someone on the 17th of December, and they're unwrapping next to you on the 25th.

• 1:09:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:09:10Cameron Kennedy?

  In matching pajamas, sipping cocoa, that is actually wild.

• 1:09:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not, no, it's not, no, it is not.

• 1:09:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it is, yes, it is, that is crazy.

• 1:09:24Peyton Hardin?

  To you, to you, what's the difference between me meeting a girl at the club, we have coitus at night, now we have a kid, so we're together, we're together for 18 years, right? And people have stayed together their whole lives from that.

• 1:09:35Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine, and guess what?

• 1:09:36Peyton Hardin?

  And they definitely didn't know each other.

• 1:09:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, you wanna know something that's gonna seal your case? I guarantee it takes longer than eight days for her to find out she's pregnant.

• 1:09:43Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, so, but they would have been...

• 1:09:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, you're doing it even less than that!

• 1:09:47Peyton Hardin?

  But they stayed together in those eight days, didn't they?

• 1:09:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably not.

• 1:09:51Peyton Hardin?

  You just said they did.

• 1:09:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I said it took her longer than eight days to find out she's pregnant. The guy probably woke up and said, "Get out!", or the girl said, "Get out".

• 1:09:58Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm not, you can't put other people's bad juju on me, I'm respectful. I love you, I love you, I, I love you, no, I love you.

• 1:10:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, say it again.

• 1:10:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, I, I love you, no, CJ, CJ, how many times have we been to a 7-Eleven, and the girl in the non-slip shoes has been back there, back in my single days? There's been a girl with non-slip shoes behind there, and I've seen those non-slip shoes and that dark hair and pretty features, and I go, "I love you", how many times I've done that?

• 1:10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  A lot.

• 1:10:25Peyton Hardin?

  Right next to the tostiters, and I would've brought her home!

• 1:10:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and she goes, "Sir, you're $2 short", like, "I appreciate the compliment, you don't have enough quarters", and I'd be like, "Well, my love has no value". Oh my god, that is, no, the timeline's crazy. I, the, I think the craziest is the fact you said you're not telling him. That genuinely-

• 1:10:44Peyton Hardin?

  It's not their business.

• 1:10:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no.

• 1:10:45Peyton Hardin?

  It's not their business.

• 1:10:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's-

• 1:10:46Peyton Hardin?

  You trust me as a kid?

• 1:10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's their meal in their house, their son.

• 1:10:49Peyton Hardin?

  This, this is how it closes. This, you know why?

• 1:10:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Stranger in their home.

• 1:10:53Peyton Hardin?

  If they get mad, they don't, if, if they don't trust me, they don't believe in themselves as parents.

• 1:10:57Cameron Kennedy?

  She has a switchblade in her pocket, she goes for your grandma.

• 1:11:00Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know her! Oh, grandma's been gone.

• 1:11:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You have two grandmas.

• 1:11:05Peyton Hardin?

  Right. So, look, look, look, look. If they get mad at me for not telling them, they don't trust themselves as parents. Let me break down the science.

• 1:11:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Please do, Tyra Banks. Please do, Dr. Phil.

• 1:11:20Peyton Hardin?

  So, they spent their whole lives, right, their whole adult lives, raising me as a man, right? Values, structure, everything that is implemented in me has come from my parents. So, they let me out into the free world and they were satisfied. I, I believe in my son for what I've instilled in him. That is a good man.

• 1:11:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:11:42Peyton Hardin?

  I trust that man.

• 1:11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:11:44Peyton Hardin?

  So, now, when I'm out in that free world, they, you gotta trust me. You, you, you let me out of the nest trusting me, now, when I make an action as a free man in this world, you have to trust me. Now, if they don't, then that's just a reflection on themselves, they didn't believe in me.

• 1:12:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, J.K. Rowling, you thought you wrote a novel right there? And there's parts that I can agree to, right? But the biggest thing is, they're not trusting, they're not not trusting you, they're not not trusting the stranger.

• 1:12:14Peyton Hardin?

  And that's racism.

• 1:12:17Peyton Hardin?

  Because, because why would you not, just, just by looking at somebody, you don't trust them? I know Pierce and K-Rob do that, they're like, "Ooh, too dark." I don't, I, I am not that way.

• 1:12:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's-

• 1:12:26Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I don't, I don't profile people, I am not prejudiced.

• 1:12:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It has nothing-

• 1:12:29Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I don't see somebody go, "Ooh, no." Maybe y'all do when y'all walk down certain streets, not me.

• 1:12:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It has nothing to do with skin color, it has to do with respect.

• 1:12:39Peyton Hardin?

  What if they say, "Hey ma'am, respectful." No one tips their hat anymore. What if they tip their hat, "Ultimate respect."

• 1:12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You know who else tipped their hats? Thieves back in the 1800s. Oh, yep, tootledoo. It's a, "Thank you for the coin."

• 1:12:53Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I don't date murderers, so I don't know.

• 1:12:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, well, guess what? You wouldn't know because you don't know the broad. Well, if Liv, if Liv meets a fri-

• 1:12:59Peyton Hardin?

  I'm never introducing a girl to y'all, ever.

• 1:13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  If Liv bumps shoulders with a woman in Target and brings her home and says, "Oh, there's my new friend I met at Target."

• 1:13:07Peyton Hardin?

  She's done that.

• 1:13:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Step out of my house.

• 1:13:08Peyton Hardin?

  She's done that.

• 1:13:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Who?

• 1:13:10Peyton Hardin?

  She's, uh, on Bubble Friends.

• 1:13:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, no, no, she-

• 1:13:13Peyton Hardin?

  She didn't know them, never met them.

• 1:13:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And she never did, she never went. She never went to a single meetup. Yeah, that is. But she never did that. That, is that, is that not equally as crazy?

• 1:13:21Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:13:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you just, oh, you've met this guy-

• 1:13:23Peyton Hardin?

  How are you supposed to develop a relationship? And Cam, this is because the girl, Voldemort, you, I, you, you didn't know her, but I brought you around her in the first two days.

• 1:13:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I want you to say what you just said again. You brought me around her-

• 1:13:37Peyton Hardin?

  And in college, he calls you and I call you daddy.

• 1:13:40Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Yes, but you brought your dad to the situation. "Hey dad, come meet this guy."

• 1:13:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, my parents met her too in the first, in the first so-and-so. They were at the live show.

• 1:13:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, they were at the show at a public event, not a, a, a sanctuary of a meal Thanksgiving.

• 1:13:56Peyton Hardin?

  Well, in the comments-

• 1:13:57Cameron Kennedy?

  In their home.

• 1:13:57Peyton Hardin?

  In the comments, let us know what you think.

• 1:13:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Wicked word.

• 1:13:59Peyton Hardin?

  Because I, I'm coming from an open, open-hearted, loving, inclusive environment. Cam definitely had to check your records for you to go on.

• 1:14:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it has nothing to do with your skin color, who you are.

• 1:14:11Peyton Hardin?

  Cam definitely had to check your 23 and me. He had to check your 23 and me before he got in. He's like, "Nuts, 2% too much?"

• 1:14:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. I go 13%? Hell, no. I'm just kidding.

• 1:14:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:14:23Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, no, good god, please leave in the comments because that is absolutely ridiculous. And there's no way around it. But, we absolutely love y'all. Thank you for coming back, episode 190 You Should Know Podcast. If you look in that description below, that top link right there, that is gonna bring you to the Koala.

• 1:14:40Peyton Hardin?

  Brr, Patreon.

• 1:14:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That is our Patreon, and that is where all the exclusivity lies. There's all sorts of bonus shows, there's whole different segments, there's extendos, there's everything, there's vlogs, there's games, there's live streams, all of it is right there. Go check out our Patreon, top link in the description. We love you. This week's secret code-

• 1:14:59Peyton Hardin?

  Uh oh.

• 1:15:00Cameron Kennedy?

  To confuse the casuals-

• 1:15:01Peyton Hardin?

  Uh oh.

• 1:15:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And get your good karma.

• 1:15:02Peyton Hardin?

  Give it to us, Cam.

• 1:15:08Peyton Hardin?

  W? W.

• 1:15:12Peyton Hardin?

  T? T. S. What's that smell?

• 1:15:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's kinda good, but no. Wins too soon. Wins too soon. Put your thoughts in the comments below. I'm reading every single comment, because if they're, ah, ooh, yeah, just get your good karma confused. And on audio, if you're listening, put your comments in the comments. Wins too soon, because there is a date. Alright guys, we love you. Remember, one hundred and twenty-three years old, and we're going home to Christmas, and we will see you... Next time! Yeah, no, don't open the door, she's not getting in. Yeah, maybe next year. How much is too much? Take the pie, though. Take the pie.

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