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• 1:12Speaker 02

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 188, Halloween edition. A round of applause, please.

• 1:26Speaker 02

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 188. Happy Halloween, YSK Halloween special. We are not cutting to the fourth cam yet because you are not able to see their costumes until the episode starts. And I promise you, you're not gonna wanna miss this. We have some crazy costumes. This is gonna be the best YSK Halloween special we have ever done. But, if you are new here, or if you haven't already, and you look below, you see that subscribe button pressed? You're wrong. If you look even more below, then you see the comment section is it fulfilled with your name? Guess what? Even more on go and fill that out. Get your good karma.

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• 2:48Speaker 02

  It is literally like Netflix of YSK. And if you go over there, you will not be disappointed. That is Paten's guarantee. We love you. We love you. We love you. Happy Halloween. Let's get spooky. Get on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:10Speaker 02

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Now, I haven't seen his costume yet, so he's about to come in. I don't know where he's at. I gotta, I gotta, I'm not looking until he gets into this camera. Come on, where you at?

• 3:27Speaker 03

  It's clobbering time.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  I don't like it. No, I don't like it. No, I don't like it. I don't like it. No, it, no, it's actually.

• 3:50Speaker 03

  It's clobbering time.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  No, I don't like it.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  I don't know which one's my middle, I'll have four.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  It'd be that one. This one.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Oh wow. Oh wow, okay.

• 4:26Speaker 02

  How you doing?

• 4:27Speaker 03

  Good.

• 4:27Speaker 02

  No, that is terrifying. You gotta bring that mic closer. I don't know if that can stay on the whole episode because your voice...

• 4:32Speaker 03

  Oh, it... Oh, it... Hey, right here?

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Can't happen.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  But you should keep it in, or you should keep it on right now as we introduce our fourth camera. The audience hasn't seen them yet. Introducing first, we got Barney is here.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  Barney's absolutely deflating.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  It looks like Barney on like Askin'.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  Barney took a molly and he is melted. And then...

• 5:11Speaker 02

  And then we got Mr. America himself, NASCAR Lovin'.

• 5:19Speaker 02

  We got Mr. America.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  I don't give a piss about nothing but the tie.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  Don't look at me.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  Your quick head movements are terrifying. They're terrifying. Oh, and then we got... Now, now explain to me, Robbie, what you are. They can't hear you, so explain to me what you are.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  I'm officially a leaf blower.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  It's actually good.

• 6:13Speaker 02

  Where did you get real leaves?

• 6:16Speaker 03

  Outside, I look crazy picking them up.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  We got a leaf blower.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  Alright, Cam, you can take off your helmet. Are you sure? Oh yes, so we can get in- This is my head, not a helmet.

• 6:32Speaker 02

  One more thing before I go. Okay.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  What? Do you happen to know what time it is? Do I know what time it is? Yeah. What time is it? It's cold!

• 6:51Speaker 02

  Ah, you big rocky b****, my nut! Okay, take it off.

• 6:57Speaker 02

  Oh no, oh no. You know, it's okay.

• 7:03Speaker 03

  Ow, you really hit my nut.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  I know, I'm so sorry, I can't see too good.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  How do you feel, Cam? Oh, a lot of sh** is good. Happy Halloween. Oh, happy Halloween now. Oh my god, he's inflated! What the f*** happened? Barney's erect again! My god, he took a shot! We got Barney, Mr. America, Buzz Lightyear and- The Thing. The Thing! Here, I'll add a leaf blower. Add a leaf blower. You look good, you look good Buzz. Thank you, man. Lot of, way too much lower extremity showing. I mean, that's the thing- Way too much. That's the thing about getting costumes our size, I'm surprised that fits you so well. I tried it on in-store, it was against store policy, but I did it, I had to. You tried all that on in-store? Yeah, well, not the accessories. I didn't know I had four fingers until about five minutes ago. So this is gonna be a f***, this is gonna be something, and so I'm gonna grab something and completely drop it.

• 7:56Speaker 02

  I mean, you look good, I think this, this might go down as one of your best Halloween costumes. Thank you. You don't have to do the voice. Ah, yeah, mask is off, I'm Cam, I'm just Cam. I mean, it genuinely scared me when you came in here dressed like that. If you can't see, uh, audio listeners, you should de- you should know, on the Halloween episode, you go over to the, to the YouTube episode to watch. You absolutely have to. It's like go, it's like watching the, it's like listening to a review of a movie that has, no, you gotta go see it, just go see the movie. Yeah, how was your week, bubba? Happy Halloween! Happy Halloween to you, you little purple penis. I do look like a purple- I look like Barney's-

• 8:34Speaker 03

  Wait, let me put my head back there.

• 8:35Speaker 02

  Oh no, oh no, oh, oh!

• 8:40Speaker 02

  Oh no. Oh my god. Well, it is darker than the skin. Makes sense.

• 8:47Speaker 03

  What light turned off?

• 8:49Speaker 02

  You tell us some. I think it just flickered. It was a quick flicker of light. Yeah, well, welcome to Halloween episode. You look good. You have a, I mean, very top-heavy. You, oh yeah, very much so. Getting a little choked. What's in there? Oh, it's an inflatable chest plate. And it made me real strong. Had me nice delts and a good upper chest. Is it like? Can incline bench the world. Yeah, is, is it like, and like, air in there? Like, what is it? Uh, it was cold, just lung air. Nice. I, I put a lot into it. I went, and it didn't come with a needle. So I was biting down the little nipple thing going

• 9:22Speaker 02

  for like 10 minutes. And I was like, I'm gonna pass out. And then I put the, you go, hey, we ready? And I put my mask on. 10 minutes later, I'm sitting there going

• 9:32Speaker 02

  Dude, it's hard. It was hard. You look great, though, too. Thank you. Not gonna lie. What's up? Where'd, now, where'd you get that one from, right? Where'd I get this costume? Let's talk about an obvious thing. Spirit? Oh, you're Buzz Lightyear without wings. I know. Can we, that's so disappointing. And gloves. Like, this is, like, I'm- I think, I think you're-

• 9:51Speaker 02

  No, I didn't. I didn't buy them. I did? Oh, they're in the trunk.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  I, my, my wings are in the trunk. Buzz Lightyear's not here to fight crime. He's a- Buzz Lightyear's just here to be an intergalactical space ranger, space ranger, not cadet. I'm to infinity, not beyond. I'm just, I'm not, I'm just staying at infinity, right? Just, just flirting on that line of forever. Yeah. I like it. I like it. Well, you look good. I think, I think, um, between, I mean, there's some great costumes here. I mean, this all looks fantastic.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  Oh, I think, I think you, I think you got the best costume, or Barney. I don't know, but the Mr. America, that's just Pierce's like- Yeah, that, that's, I, I genuinely feel like that's- It's a dream for him. That's Pierce behind closed doors. Yeah. Like, that's how he wants to be. 100%. That's Pierce like, eight years from now. Oh, yeah. Or eight, or eight years ago. Or that. That's Pierce when he discovers beer. We saw that high school pic. Oh, my god. No, that's, that guy would hate that. Yeah, oh. That guy would hate high school Pierce. Why don't we just throw the picture up right now so you know what we're talking about? That's it right there. Oh, that's the worst picture ever. Okay, let's wrangle it in here. Good job, everybody, on the costumes.

• 11:05Speaker 02

  Happy Halloween. You know why S K tradition is during the Halloween episode, you have to throw on your costumes. You have to. You need to be watching it right now. We need to see you tagging us, watching the pod while you're dressed up yourself. A hundred percent.

• 11:20Speaker 02

  But how was your week, Bubba? What'd you do? We were together this weekend. We were together. Hey, that in itself, that thing you just said, in itself. What? Being together this weekend. The amount of things that happened this weekend is... We'll get into it. We'll sprinkle them in. Yeah, we, a lot of stuff happened. Can you move that, that, that pillow? It's really bothering me because you look like, it just, and it's so dirty. Yeah, what it the, it's like skin. Yeah, we were together this weekend. Me and Cam went to Formula One in Austin, Texas together. So it was fire. So fun. I've never been to Formula One because I don't have enough money. Oh, my God. The amount of money in that is insane. That, it, it, it is like legit shocking. Yeah.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  How wealthy and affluent everything was. And I was just like, oh. Yeah. Oh. And it's one thing to go out in public with Cam. It's like, it's one thing on its own. You gotta like, you gotta understand, he's not used to this anymore. Anytime he is out, you gotta, you gotta keep an eye on it. Not used to what? Being outside anymore. True. No, it's been a while. It's like, I can't say that because it's offensive.

• 12:31Speaker 02

  But you can't, it's, it's going out with Cam, you gotta understand, his excitement level is going to be up more than it normally is. Oh, yeah. It's like a kid on a field trip, right? Yeah. You've been sitting in math class all year. Now you get to go to the museum. Now I'm going to the museum. Exactly. Yeah. Except this museum, there's billionaires and people of extraordinary, extraordinarily levels of influence. Didn't say that right. And free alcohol. And free alcohol. There's a lot of that. You took advantage. I did take advantage. Which is good. When, fuck, when was I, I don't even know what road you're going down. Cam embarrassed us as soon as we got to this thing. Oh, okay.

• 13:06Speaker 02

  The worst part is, I only had one drink when that happened. One drink when that happened. Oh my god. We were in a Sprinter van headed from the hotel to Formula One. Now, on this Sprinter van, there's people with millions of followers, really cool people, really big business people, like this is a, you know, you get, you act right. Yeah, I, I was acting right. First impression matters, right? First impression matters. Now, there's this lovely lady sitting in front of us in the Sprinter van. Yes. Now, she is trying to open up this water bottle. And if y'all know, opening up a water bottle sometimes can be tough. Very tough, very, I mean, just a mean robot, the day that was packaged. It tightened hella tight.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  And so, this, this lady turns back to Cam, who's sitting directly behind her and says, "Excuse me, grown man." Yeah. "Can you help me open this water bottle?" Now Cam goes, "Of course I can."

• 14:01Speaker 02

  He says, "It's no problem, I can definitely do it." He grabs this water bottle and he's twisting it, like, I mean, absolutely. Okay, okay. Cranking this water bottle. What? Barney liked it, look at him sitting there. Oh, Arnie, to it's clobbering time!

• 14:18Speaker 02

  So Cam's cranking this water bottle, right? Like, he's trying to open it up, and he can't do it. He can't do it. He gets one little crack of it, and he goes, "Hey, Peyton Dryhands," is exactly what he calls me. Yeah. "You do it." Yeah. So I go, and immediately, "Kah." Yeah, cuz I already got the initial crack, and I am more moisturized than him, which is surprising due to our cultural background, but I am more moisturized, he has dry hands. I say, "Hey, I already got the, the legwork done, you finish the job for this nice lady." And you would think that was true, until I hand the water bottle back, and I look at Cam, and he's holding his hands like this, rocking back and forth on the Sprinter van. Cam, tell them what happened after that.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  So, this, this is an aluminum water bottle, and it was very, very powerful and screwed on tight. Uh, I looked down, and I am, I'm dripping blood from my hand. And I said, "You gotta be [bleep] me." He is like, it knows, like, right here on that little crevice, right there i- in the hand, right there, right there, now, right there, right there. That little green [bleep]. That little green hand. And that little, get in there. I go right there on that little green. Oh my god, imagine having sex with this guy. It's clobbering time! It's clobbering time!

• 15:34Speaker 02

  I'd do it. I'd do it. Oh, that'd hurt. I mean Barney just looks perturbed. Now, Cam's dripping blood all over the Sprinter van. Yeah. Like it's on the pillows, it's on his clothes. Now, everybody in the Sprinter van is looking back at the medical emergency happening behind him, right? Yep, and the worst part is, I did not even feel it. I was so trying to get it open, I didn't even know until I just looked down and saw blood. Yeah. I was like, you gotta be shitting me. And he must have hit one of those good spots on the hand. I might have found the spot. You hit the G-spot of the hand. G-spot of the hand. Cause it was just gushing and it was...

• 16:19Speaker 02

  I said, I hit it right there. You're hitting that right, okay. Now, it wouldn't stop bleeding. Oh, no, it wouldn't, it was bad. And so, we're going into all these activation events. Cam's wiping blood on Patron bottles. He's like, like literally, there's this like elder lady in there, like just chilling. And Cam goes to the back of her and he's like, and he wipes the blood right here. I saw it happen. No! I saw it happen. I wiped my blood on another human. I saw it, she's gonna have to go get a shot. No, no, no, no, no, but he's not like, the second this happens, we go, eh, we're here, guys. First stop, we're gonna pop out, immediately taking press photographs. We have multiple photographers over there, and I'm like, holy shit. Yeah. I'm bleeding, I have a white shirt, that now there's a small blood stain at the bottom. And I'm literally like, oh my god. I'm doing it on my pants, cause they're black. I'm doing it on the inside of the pocket.

• 17:03Speaker 02

  And then I go to take the picture, like this. So, the cut's right here, and I go, I go... Yeah. And I just had to cover it up with my other hand. The second we go inside, I go, sir, you got a bathroom? Need to go to the bathroom. Can't get into it, cause it's in the speakeasy. Yeah. And we have to wait like 30 minutes before we go there, which is the next thing. But before we got to the speakeasy, there was a bunch of places that they wanted us to take photos at, right? And Cam's embarrassment quickly turned into Peyton's embarrassment. Do you want to tell the story? Bro, so we're taking, we're taking all these photos, and they're like, there's, there's like a lot of photo ops that are up. And one is a beautiful sign, says Patron. These fuckers are killing me.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  Patron Tequila, and there's three big plastic race cars that are spray painted beautifully under it. And it's like the whole thing, cause we're there for F1. So, they go, oh, y'all two, yeah, here, grab a drink, y'all go right there. Perfect, dynamic duo, ready? 3, 2, 1. So we're sitting there and we're moving and hitting them for poses and boom, boom, boom. Peyton's phone falls out of his pocket. So we're done. We're done with the pictures and everyone else in the group, like all the other content creators, everyone else is waiting to go next. They're right at this corner. Like literally from me to Cam, like you can see on the side, this is how close they are. Twelve other influencers, creators, and there's way more cameras behind them. And granted, and let's be honest, I don't like these influencer events for this, because I'm not one of those kinds of creators.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  Like I don't, I don't know how to take pictures. I'm not cool. I'm not sexy. I don't know how to like, anytime I go to an activation event.

• 18:38Speaker 02

  He go, oh, take the pics.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  He go, my heart is none. And so I don't know, anytime I do one of these like activation events with a brand, I take my weird vlogs. Like I don't do normal, like day in the life of we're going to this event. Come with me to the. I don't do that. Yeah. And so this is my first time trying to be like a normal influencer, holding up the product on the product background. And I'm already nervous. And now I see millions of followers looking at me now. And they're right around the corner and it's our time to leave. And I go, hey, bro, your phone just fell. Go to grab it. He goes, what? My phone turns, snaps the plastic car in half. It makes a crack noise. But for me, the noise is giving me every time it's like, and just fell off the wall. He's catching car parts.

• 19:25Speaker 02

  Everyone's right there looking. The camera guy's like, snapping away and getting pics. And I was so embarrassed for him and like so caught off guard. I screamed, which drew more attention. Everybody go. I screamed laugh and then I ran off and left him. Yeah. And the, oh my God, that was the best part. I come back after like 10 seconds. It was one of those laughs. I literally had to leave. It was such a bad laugh. I come back, he's just word vomiting. He doesn't know what to say. He was like, no, by smart, he said, my phone fell. His tail, so he wasn't saying, it's because he was so nervous and anxious. 100%. He was like, yeah, my phone, it felt it.

• 20:06Speaker 02

  Dude, I would say it was so embarrassing. And if you ever see us on another brand trip, we're lucky. Cause like they definitely don't want to share anymore. I mean, we're just, we're just walking, walking lawsuits. Yeah, a hundred percent. Oh yeah. Cam almost ruined it the first time. But oh my god, but it was a fun weekend. Did you enjoy it? It was fun. I did enjoy it. I did. It was a really good time. It was a really good time. Um, but I was watching back last week's episode, right? Uh huh. In one part of last week's episode, like this came up in my brain because I'm looking at our outfits and mine's too short right now. Very short. Like this is ridiculous. Like you're Buzz Lightyear in a capris. Yeah, dude, I look like, I look like, like if you go to Times Square and you see those crackheads dressed as Barney. Like that's what, like CJ back there, are you okay?

• 20:53Speaker 02

  He's trying to figure out a way to where he can look straight. I look like one of those dudes that like are on Times Square. Like it's like a bad costume. For the next, nevermind. And to double up on that, if you haven't seen, I did a live stream in Las Vegas and I went to Fremont Street and there was a guy dressed as Goofy. And I'm still a part of the ilk that like if you're dressed as a character, be the character. I don't care if I'm an adult or a child. Yeah. Like you are here to put on a performance. I need you to be that character. Dude, give it to me. And so there was, uh, you can go watch this on Paint Heart and Twitch on YouTube, but there's a, a part where Goofy was walking to the street. And I said, oh my God, Goofy, I want to take a picture because that's what I like. Like I, I like it. I don't like mascots being dehelmeded. I don't want to see any of your real skin. I want you to be this character. I want you to be in character.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  And so I'm like, Goofy, Goofy, come take the picture. And he's like, and I'm like, yes, to you. You're the one. You're the one dressed as a dog. Like you're, you're goofy. You think I'm talking to Brian over here? Yeah, you, you. I go, why are you dressed as goofy if you're not taking pictures? Like, what do you mean me? The hell? So like, he comes over, he takes a picture and they said it'd be like, oh, right? He literally goes like this, just arms crossed, like taking a cool photo. I don't like it. I see all his nasty hair and skin. God. Right? And then I tip him a 20. He goes, I appreciate that, dog. And I said, come on, bro. That's not goofy. Two things to that. Two things to that. You tip, you gave him $20. Yeah. To take a picture. Yeah.

• 22:21Speaker 02

  And you weren't satisfied with the performance. You're a great man. Second. Yeah. You said he was dressed as Goofy, yet you made the noises of Scooby. So was he Scooby or was he goofy? Goofy. Goofy goes That's Scooby Doo, you No Goofy's

• 22:40Speaker 02

  That's goofy Oh my axe, that's goofy I'll do it again Scooby is That's Scooby

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  Goofy is

• 22:53Speaker 02

  Oh my axe Don't go off to college That's goofy

• 23:00Speaker 02

  Don't even know either your animated dogs are part I think my mom must have taken a lot of Talonol cuz I appreciated that way too much as an adult Dude, no, no, no, like No, too much Run that back Okay No, run that back and you literally like this

• 23:12Speaker 02

  You're like, oh my god, you're Goofy, Goofy It's me, your best Friend, you can get that whatever you want If that, if that's just gonna make you jitter? Put on the mask and make it Cloverin time Oh god I wanna see it again Oh god

• 23:30Speaker 02

  Hey Ken, what time is it? Hey, do you happen to have a watch on? Yeah You know what time it is? What time is it? It's Cloverin time!

• 23:57Speaker 02

  My whole foot's wet My whole left foot's soaking wet Okay, alright, we gotta get some order, we have to get some order I pierced myself We have to get some order Now, I mean, he's deflating it Now I'm sticky

• 24:13Speaker 02

  We have Last, I was bringing up the, how we're dressed and all that Because last week I realized something about myself, watching the episode back Oh, let's hear it You remember the part of the episode last week where you told me to take my pants off? Yes, I do And I immediately stood up? Immediately And took my pants off? Yeah, that male snail was crawling If you, and then CJ, you can add this as like a black and white highlight reel in here During that part You, once I pulled my pants down? I pulled my underwear Up And I realized

• 24:46Speaker 02

  I got loose drawers.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  Like that was... I'm doing way too well.

• 24:56Speaker 02

  Saggy underwear. You can literally watch it back, see me drop my drawers and have to pull up my panties.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  It's just like, like there's times where I like see myself and I'm like, dude, that's not like, okay. God.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  Bro, I have, I have a kind of relating story. Okay. This weekend at the thing, so they were, they were taking a ton of pictures of us and they send the file at the end. Yeah. I hated every image of me. I still haven't seen them. You didn't want me to see them. I mean, just a couple of them, bad angles, look real chubby. Yeah. Couple of them, haircut, wasn't cut, knew that going in, but it looks like, like a maze field of it. It's terrible. And the whole, it's like, it's like you with the video. Yeah. Like, I definitely thought I was looking decent. I look at every image I'm a part of and I'm like, I'm the runt of this group. And that is a fact. I'm chubby, weird, no haircut. I got bags under my eyes because I have a kid. Oh my God, it was bad. It was, it was bad. Yeah, but you said, you called me and told me, you were like, dude, I love events like this.

• 26:03Speaker 02

  Like, I love not being single at events like this. Oh, yeah. Because I don't have to care what I look like. Oh, I had a great time in the moment. I just saw the aftermath and I said, well, maybe, okay, like, maybe let's put a little more effort into, maybe just get your haircut before you go. Bare minimum, you're gonna go to a billion dollar event, get a haircut, right?

• 26:21Speaker 02

  For not getting a haircut. Oh, man, but it was fun. It was fun nonetheless. And I need to wear tighter panties. This is what we've learned. It was very fun. The fact you have saggy drawers is, that is just not acceptable. It's not at all. For the, for the level you're at, that is not acceptable. I know. At all. I know.

• 26:39Speaker 02

  Oh my god, I forgot about this. I have to tell the story about you texting me super late at night and what I had to do to my wife in the morning. What? Oh, oh, oh, that old moose. Oh, and I wanted your wife's moose? Yeah. Oh, give me Liv's moose. I want to see Liv's moose. So we're texting the night before I leave for this event, right? We gotta, what, okay, yeah. We're leaving to go to the F1 event and Peyton left the day before because he has family. He was in Austin. He has family in Austin. He's like, I'm gonna go hang out with my family. I was like, alright, that's the exact reason I'm gonna stay here so I can stay with Liv. I'll just come the day of. So I have to leave at like 6:30 in the morning. I go to sleep early. I wake up, I have a text from Peyton at 1 a.m. He goes, "Hey, I need your wife's moose."

• 27:24Speaker 02

  And I immediately, off the wake up, tired as, I go, "What the..." I'm like, like, this is a bad joke. Like, this is a plane that didn't land. I'm like, "You want my wife's box at 1 a.m.?" No! "You want my wife's moose." I go, "This isn't a funny joke. I'm getting angry." And see, that's the problem with you giving your wife's no-no square nicknames like that. Oh, I've called it a capybara. I've called it a moose. I've called it everything. I mean, a chupacabra. I call it everything. Oh my god. Give me that little squirrel. Oh! Oh, my god. Well, yeah, I'm not gonna go the other ones. Some of my fan favorites. What are your fan favorites? Say it. Sometimes I call it a scorpion. Why?

• 28:08Speaker 02

  He's stinging. Now, not, now that sounds bad. Now that sounds bad. Not a sting as a burn. No, no, no. Sting as a good, just like. I'm like, let me see that. It's cobra time! It's cobra time! Anyway, so he asked for my wife's box and at 1 a.m. Now, I wake up. I immediately, all my t- packed. I'm like brushing my teeth, shower, and I get out. It's like 6:15 and I literally walk up to my wife and I go, "Hey babe, babe, she's dead asleep." Liv, Liv. She turns, she goes, and she always opens with one eye. What? She goes, what do you want? Where's Malachi? It was in his crib, he's fine. I need, I said, give me your mousse. And she goes, are you fucking sick? Cause she doesn't know what I'm talking about either. I go, I need your mousse.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  She goes, get the hell out of here, Cameron. And I go, no, no, no, no, your mousse for the hair. I need your mousse. And she's completely, completely Yeah. discombobulated. She literally goes, you don't have curls. Act your age. Get out of here. I said, it's not for me and stop being mean to me. Hayden texts me, said he needs your mousse. And she goes, white bottle, purple words. Goes back to sleep. She woke up, thought I was asking for six in the morning. And then thought I wanted to get curls for the event? What the hell? Yeah, you wanted to spike up your little hair. I literally grabbed that bottle of mousse. I was like, I'll see you Sunday. I just walked out. But the worst part is, and that was, this is what makes me a bad friend. Cam drives the four hours to Austin. Yeah.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Early in the morning, he brings me the mousse and I have it in the bathroom already. Cause I door dashed it at three in the morning. He asks, asks, asks me for mousse, buys his own, doesn't say, doesn't send a follow up text. Hey, never, never mind all the mousse. Don't need your wife's mousse. Yeah. Just lets me bring it, lets me go through that awkward interaction with my wife. Yeah. And then he just goes, oh, I'm good, bro. Don't need it. Yeah. Oh my, and you're, I'm, I am stressing. He shows me his outfit for F1. We, neither one of us have been. So we look, we're looking up pictures and like it's, it's vibey, right? It's, you gotta dress. So I'm like, bro, he shows me what he's wearing. I'm like, that's fire. Like you killed it. Yeah. I'll throw like a great value version of that together. But do you think I can wear a pair of your shoes that would complement this? He goes, oh yeah, I brought them.

• 30:21Speaker 02

  I'm not wearing them, you can wear them. We get there. You don't have the shoes. Yeah, that's on me. You don't have them. He tells me he brought them. Yeah. Doesn't have them. I am now, and I, my whole outfit, I have to wear a different pair of shoes that I didn't want to. I'm less confident and then I started to bleed and then I, no haircut. It was a bad event for you. Bad, bad. But I want to say this, so it is Halloween, the Halloween special of the YSK. Uh, of the YSK, YSK. And I want to bring up something Halloweeny, right? God. Every episode I tell a Halloween story or I say something about Halloween and I have something for this year. I could eat a Halloweeny right now. A Halloweeny? Halloweeny. Oh yeah, dude, I love it. You look like a purple Halloweeny. I do look like, I look like his Halloweeny. Hey Barney. Hi friends, or how does Barney sound? I don't know.

• 31:06Speaker 02

  But, well, isn't Barney black? I think Barney was black. No, you said that. No, he is black. Barney's black. I didn't subscribe to that thought. Yeah, Mr. America said nah. He goes, "Not my Barney." Now,

• 31:20Speaker 02

  since it's Halloween, I've told this on the episode before. I do not believe in haunted houses. It's my thing. I do not agree with them. I don't, you didn't tell me my shicey was poking out. Oh, it's super poking. I thought you were getting hot. No. I don't believe in haunted houses. I believe that people that go to haunted houses, either their life's going way too good or way too bad. Something's not right. Like, I don't understand the fun of a haunted house. Yeah, that's, it's definitely, definitely a activity, activity in the Mr. America loves haunted houses. There you go. Yeah, in the Caucasus regions. But, I was on TikTok, and I saw a haunted house called The Seventeenth Door. Has anybody heard about this? It is the scariest,

• 32:05Speaker 02

  one of the scariest haunted houses you could go to. And there was a TikToker who took his phone in there, because I think he partnered with them, and he showed you him going through it. First of all, are you somebody that goes to haunted houses? Uh, in my younger days, my younger years, I subscribed to it, but it was more of like, like, someone made their, like, their two-story house like a haunted house. Yeah. Like, I only went to, like, maybe one or two quote-unquote "real" ones. Yeah, I've never been to a haunted house, and I want to know if you would go to this haunted house called The Seventeenth Door. Off, off the name, I don't like it. Even me, there's not, there's way too many doors. I know one's gonna be locked, I'm gonna be kidnapped behind one of them, though. Yes. Give me a three-door haunted house. So, I'm gonna tell you everything they do to you in this haunted house. You can go watch this on TikTok.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  They can cut your hair. Fuck you. Off. They can cut my hair. They can cut your hair. Yes. So, this is the one where you have to sign a waiver? Yes. They can, they can cut your hair. So, you go in there, and there's a guy with clippers dressed up as a Piggly Wiggly, and he's like, "Woo."

• 33:09Speaker 02

  That was not a pig. Whoa. What does a pig do?

• 33:15Speaker 02

  When they get, I mean. That's a, that's closer. Yeah, there we go. Now.

• 33:21Speaker 02

  Now, they could shave your head, right? And they'll shave seventeen into it. You are, you're not being for real. I swear to God, you could go watch this. And then there was one guy who they just cut all the top and left the sides, right? They could cut your hair. So already you're, you're unsubscribed. I, I'm, I would. No. But you don't have to get your hair cut. So you can say no, right? Okay, okay. Right. Okay. The rest, I don't think you can say no to. Okay. Well, then if I can say no, I'm, I'm walking in the door. I go, no, don't need the fade. Thank you, sir. Don't want to cheat on my barber. I'm going to continue to door number one. Then, I don't know what door this is, but I'm just going to say what happens. Then, they put live insects on you. Tarantulas. They'll put tarantulas on you. They'll put maggots on you. So there's a guy. Oh, no.

• 34:03Speaker 02

  Who's dressed up, who comes with a toilet plunger and there's maggots all on the toilet plunger. And he'll put them on you. Cockroaches all on you. Or you just kind of sit there and take it, right? You know what they can sit there and take? You and I'm not doing it. Or that one. I am not. If there's a maggot. You know how gross maggots are? Careful. That's, yeah, that's pretty, that's pretty strong. Yeah. Maggots? You know how, that is. Disgusting. I would not do it. Oh, oh, dude, I'm getting, my balls are, they're receding. What happens if I put a maggot on you? If you put a ma, a live maggot on me with a cockroach in a, what'd you say? Spider. A tarantula. Yeah. A hairy-legged, eight-legged. Yeah. A nasty cockroach that can survive a nuke in a maggot that feeds on the dead.

• 34:48Speaker 02

  Cockroaches survive nukes? You never heard that? They have shells? You can cut a cockroach's head off and it can stay alive for three weeks. No way. Yeah. Then why do I crush them? They go splat. That might be now if you completely crush them. I don't know. There might be a difference. He might, he might quick little knack. He goes. He's like, ah, that hurt. Yeah. It goes off. Then.

• 35:08Speaker 02

  You can get tased in this. Who made this? They shock you. I don't know, psychopaths, but there's people like it's one of the biggest things. It's not like just freaks and weirdos go to this. Like, real people go to this. Real freaks and weird- tased, the insects are getting your haircut? Yes. And that's not it. I guarantee that's not it. No, no, there's 17 things that happen to you. I was just naming the, the, the main ones. And then there's this wall they put you on where you're like covered in like spider web and you can only move this far, right? There's lights and strobes and you're spinning and then the last door, I think is the suffocation door.

• 35:50Speaker 02

  This is, this is, this is population control. They literally said, hey, we're gonna see if enough is coming in themselves. Sit up straight to 17, suffocation room. Are you? And so by the time you're at 17, you've been shocked, you've had bugs on you, your hair you're dizzy. There are people like sweaty, their shirts all ripped up, they're, they're, they're tired because you're going, it's fast. Bet. Your heart rate's at 310. And so you're basically like in this elevator, right? And then the ceiling opens up and then these like, you know how your son's scared of the balls? Like the little playpen balls? Yeah. Those fill up and it gets tight in there. Like it fills up all over your head. So you just see people going

• 36:32Speaker 02

  and if you stay calm, nothing will happen, but you won't because there's loud music, there's strobes. You've just gone through all this and they're going. So, yeah, and I literally got anxiety watching this. I got anxiety hearing that. Watch, timeout. Very important question. What is the, what's the admission to this place? How much does it cost? How much does a ticket, how much is a GA ticket to the 17th door of hell cost? How much does it cost? You're my haircut, you're bringing out my wildest fears, you're suffocating me at the end, you're tasing me. And if you say anything above, if you say anything above $45, they're out of their mind. I'm going on their website right now. Oh, regular tickets are $28, VIP is 34.

• 37:16Speaker 02

  Now, I don't understand what a VIP means. Oh, you get to, hey, so the VIP, we have an 18th door, it just drops right to hell. 2025, 10 years of our victims thanking us. That's what the website says.

• 37:30Speaker 02

  Oh wow. This is, oh wow, darkness rules and fear devours all. What the? Crazy, yeah. Oh, where is this? I don't know. This has to be, this has to be like Salem. I think it's in LA. Oh, oh god, that fits. Yeah, so that's the 17th door, would you do it?

• 37:48Speaker 02

  There's no way in hell, literally, I would ever freely do that. They would have to come with a bag. In the comments right now. Me, hell no! I didn't even go to a regular... Bless you Barney. Bless you Barney.

• 38:01Speaker 02

  Now, now, I know where I'll get you. Yeah. What's the price? Oh, you'll do anything, you'll shake a dry for some price. Hundred thousand dollars I'll do it. Hundred thousand dollars cash I'll get in there. To shave my head, tase me, put roaches on me, suffocate me, I can't even swim. We can literally crowdsource a hundred K and I could put you in that 17th door. Do it, please, I'll do it. I'll get you the VIP 18th door, drop straight to hell. But that's something that I definitely wouldn't do, let me know in the comments. If so, if any of you openly go to the 17th door, like I've said this before, something's wrong with people, seriously, if they go to that. Like, there's no way, you, you, like you said, you have to be very bad, very down bad, or you haven't had a, you haven't even caught a red light in like two years. Yeah. Like, you're just like, I need some spies. Yeah.

• 38:44Speaker 02

  Speaking of things we would not do, have you watched this new season of Love is Blind? I haven't seen the new season, but I've watched the old ones. Okay, so you know Love is Blind? I love Love is Blind, don't believe in it. There, that's not... You gotta, I mean, if you're, I mean, you can see when they turn that corner, I don't love you no more. You, you, you propose to someone, she turns, you go, nah, I'm out of here. Yeah, no! You go, oops, mistake, sorry! Voice is cool, not the face!

• 39:10Speaker 02

  Just kidding. Anyway, there's a guy on there. There's not what? There's a guy on Love is Blind that has the craziest morning routine. Really? Absolutely disgusting. Like, fully, like, working out? Oh, oh, hell no. Eating, food-wise. What's his morning routine? So they leave the pods, they're living together, this man, every morning when he wakes up, gets a blender. Chicken breast? Tap water? And a crystal light? Hits the button down the hatch. He blends chicken in crystal light? He opens a Ziploc gallon bag from his fridge, pops a chicken breast that's precooked, throws it in the blender, takes the blender cup right under that fluoride-filled tap.

• 39:56Speaker 02

  Tap water, pops a crystal light like he's normal and goes. How? Blends it. How long was he in jail before the show? Never went to prison, never incarcerated. Really? Yeah. That was a free man with this? Free man's choice. He was in a shelter? He had to have been doing something. Yeah. He's got, I mean, he's. I mean, how did, did he sip it? Was it like a sipper through the morning? This is like a, oops, here we go, protein to start the day. And somebody fell in love with him? Someone fell, she loved, she loved him so much, she tried it. She said, you know what? I love you, I'm gonna try it. Oh, she's insane. Never.

• 40:31Speaker 02

  Well, uh.

• 40:33Speaker 02

  We're gonna try that today.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  Try the blended chicken? I'm not. Oh, we're gonna try it right now. That's so many accessories readily available. That's why I couldn't move the pillow. I planted him. I can't try that. I. Oh, no, no, we're doing it. I can't. I've tried a lot of things in my life and a lot of things have gone in my mouth, including you, but I cannot eat that. I can't do that. I don't want. I don't want to do it either, but we need to, we're going to.

• 41:01Speaker 02

  He did it like it was nothing, like he was drinking a milkshake. I genuinely don't think I can get through this. I can't do it. We're going full-blown chicken breasts. Oh, yeah, you hear that? How long have those chicken been sitting out? Now, don't question everything, right? Just kind of do it. Leave it some blind faith right here. Oh, my God. Oh. Best part is you're putting the chicken in there, big guy. Oh, my God. No, this is, oh, Cam, it's cold chicken. Cold chicken, crystal light and water. It says 9 a.m. Well. It's 1:30. Hey, I said don't question things, it's gonna suck regardless. Oh no, it's real chicken. Chicken, what is this called? Chicken filet? That's a, that's a fillet of chicken. It's a chicken breast. Chicken. Here we go, dubbing the chicken. Oh. Oh! Oh, oh god, there's chicken juice on me. Oh, I don't, I don't even mind chicken juice. Oh man. Alright, here.

• 41:46Speaker 02

  Okay. Throw some water in that joint. Throw some water in the joint, here you go, pour it. Oh my god. Oh no, oh, oh. Mmm. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it looks like something that's coming out of my butt. It looks like a little science project. It does. Oh. Oh my god. I don't know the worst part about this, I'm pretty sure the guy did lemon lime, but I said, "I'm not a fan of lemonade", so I went with strawberry. We're putting wild strawberry with chicken and water. I don't think I could do this, I don't think I could do this. Oh. Oh. No, wet chicken gives an odor. Oh, here we go, ready? Here we go. Cam, Cam, oh no. Oh! You put your fingers in it. Get it out! Oh. Okay, do we go two for flavor, or what? No, how many did he put in there? I haven't seen the recipe. I think he just did one. Oh god, do we need more water? We need more water.

• 42:31Speaker 02

  No, no, no, more water means thinner, you wanna have a little chunk. No, please put water in there, Cam, I can't, I don't, I can't do chunk. You don't. Put more wa- Oh, dude, no, I got it, no, no, I got it too. Oh. Oh my god, this looks like Ed Gein's bathtub.

• 42:44Speaker 02

  Oh my god. Spooky season, happy Halloween. Oh, Cam, oh.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, at least go- Oh, no, no, no, we're gonna be, no, no, no. Oh, oh no. Oh no, no, you're gonna ruin it! Oh, what? Oh, I know, use the blender. This! Tighten and screw it. Here, you tighten it, screw it. I'll tighten and screw it. You tighten it? I'll tighten you and screw you. Oh god. Oh god, Barney doesn't look happy. Oh dude, this is- Oh my god, Barney looks pissed. Okay, here we go. Oh. Oh, show them the camera. Oh my god. Oh! It looks like somebody harvested a liver, like a spleen. Oh man. Oh god. All the coloring, okay, here we go, blend it. Okay, 3, 2, 1.

• 43:30Speaker 02

  No way.

• 43:33Speaker 02

  Oh! No, no, I might vom- no, I might vomit. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

• 43:42Speaker 02

  Oh Cam, Cam! Oh god. Oh, I can't do this. Oh, I can't do this. Oh my god, do we do a whiff test? We do a whiff test? Oh my god, my chest got tighter. Oh my, oh man. Oh no.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  I'm on screw it and sniff. Okay, first sniff test. No, I really don't know if this is wise. I really don't- It doesn't look wise. No, I have to go in. I have to just go in and drink it. I can't sniff it. If I sniff it, I won't be able to drink it. Oh my god. If I sniff it, I won't be able to drink it. It's sherbet chicken. Oh my god, it looks like a strawberry banana! Oh my god, who is this guy? What's his name? Oh my god, oh, his name's Jordan. His name's Jordan. He's black? No, no, he's white. Super white.

• 44:23Speaker 02

  I was about to say, really? You go, "Golly, that's surprising." Oh no, I'm not feeling well. This is my first meal of the day. I'm in a caloric deficit.

• 44:32Speaker 02

  Okay, honestly, for the f*** of it, we gotta sniff it. Yeah, we gotta do a sniff test. Sniff test one, here we go.

• 44:44Speaker 02

  No, it's bad. No, it's really bad. It's acidic! Let me get a whiff. It's acidic! Oh no, why does it taste warm? Oh! Oh, it's so bad! Oh no, that makes you wanna f*** fight someone less fortunate. Oh, oh god. Oh, man. Ooh, my booty hole hit one of these.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  Oh, my booty hole ran for the hills. Oh, my throat opened about two centimeters. No, it's- No, P, I'm dead. Oh, it's god. I never, never would've made it. You bad as hell, I know you well for real. Singing about Jesus.

• 45:27Speaker 02

  Alright, do we have cups or are we going straight out of the thing? Oh! No, I think my nose is bleeding. No, no, I'm not kidding. This inflatable chest plate, it's getting more on my neck. Alright, I'll go first. No, you go first. You go first. You go first. It's your idea. No, I'm not kidding though. It's your people, it's your recipe. Come on, come on, come on. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. You can brush me all you want, dude. Take it, come on.

• 45:49Speaker 02

  Alright. Give it Cam a countdown. Barney, count them down!

• 45:53Speaker 03

  Three, two-

• 45:55Speaker 02

  One! Oh, sweet Jesus, I love you. No, cover your nose! Pew! Cam, oh, come on. Sorry.

• 46:05Speaker 02

  Oh, Cam covers his nose to go in the pool, too.

• 46:13Speaker 02

  Oh, how is it? Oh, no. Oh, it's coming up. Okay, oh, wait a minute. Hear me how? Bigger sip! Bigger sip! Purple! Purple!

• 46:29Speaker 02

  Here we go.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  Oh! Oh, no! Oh, Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful day! Oh, Cam, no, don't go, don't watch back in. Oh, it's bad. It's so bad, oh, he's drunk.

• 46:44Speaker 02

  That's not supposed to happen. Oh, god, here we go. No, that's not supposed to happen. No, it's kinda cool, though, cuz it's like, it's like you get entree and an appetizer. It's like you can taste both of them separately but equal at the same time. I mean, this smell, I can't get over it. I cannot get over this smell, I'm sorry. Strawberry, strawberry was terrible. I'm starting to get the shakes. No, I don't think I can get that. No, no, no, you're not doing this to me! I don't think I can. No, I don't think I can. No, I don't think I can. No, I'm literally leaving, if you don't do it, I'm literally leaving. I see her too, no, I can't, I can't. I'm leaving, you have to do it, I did it. Plug your nose. Plug your nose to the first sip. One!

• 47:22Speaker 02

  No, he's making me one again! Swallow quickly, swallow quickly. Whatever you do, do not drop, no, give me that now, give me that now. Do not, you can't drop that, if you drop that, we have to leave. Oh!

• 47:37Speaker 02

  No! No, that's why your mic broke! No, don't spit by yourself. No, stop. Here, do you want regular water? Regular water, why are you holding your?

• 47:47Speaker 02

  Something came out. What? No, regular water, here, regular water, regular water. Don't use all of it.

• 47:56Speaker 02

  Oh, my god! Oh! Oh, no, the...

• 48:04Speaker 02

  No, you can close it though, close it for real. Or hit him, close that. I can't, can't get it away from him. Oh my, oh. Who's, Jordan? J- Jordan's going to hell.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  No, Jordan's going to hell.

• 48:13Speaker 02

  He's 100% going to hell. Oh no. No, it's like in my molars, it's right there in the, are they kissing?

• 48:19Speaker 02

  Oh!

• 48:22Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, that was the worst thing we've ever done. That was bad, that was bad, I'm honestly sorry, I'm honestly, I'm highly apologetic. That's for POWs right there. That, that is for...

• 48:33Speaker 02

  I did take two.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  He's a man of the people!

• 48:44Speaker 02

  Come on. Trash bag on standby. Oh, oh no. Does anybody have an extra beverage I can drink? Oh no. Oh dude. You drank out of that, I don't want your lips. Here we go. Oh, that smells, no, don't smell it, don't smell it, just go...

• 49:02Speaker 02

  No, it's, yeah, no, it's bad, no, don't, no, no, no!

• 49:15Speaker 02

  Half of me hates you, but half of me understands. No, no, no!

• 49:23Speaker 03

  No, no, no, don't!

• 49:26Speaker 02

  Stop! No, no, no, no, no, no, oh god.

• 49:30Speaker 03

  Hey, hey, hey, no!

• 49:33Speaker 03

  The couch!

• 49:37Speaker 02

  Oh man.

• 49:41Speaker 02

  It's a weight in Ikea for another four hours.

• 49:45Speaker 03

  It didn't break, did it?

• 49:48Speaker 03

  Oh, you're so big!

• 49:59Speaker 02

  To infinity!

• 50:02Speaker 02

  To infinity! And beyond!

• 50:07Speaker 02

  You, you do, no, I told you not to do that! We should take a minute to clean up, huh? Don't do that! We should take a minute to clean up. You did it. We should take a minute to clean up. Pierce, clean it up.

• 50:23Speaker 02

  Honestly, this might be the most wicked episode we've ever done in a while. This is absolute insanity. I mean Barney's knocked out. Yeah, Barney's gone. Barney's absolutely knocked out. This is a wild episode. I'm sorry that I, I, I hurt your rib cage. I think I might have to get medical attention. Yeah, I know. Dude, your shoulder went directly into, I was like, ahh! And I didn't realize how tight these, these trousers were on my back end. Oh. Like, I felt the stitching go into my anal cavity. Like, I might poop out a couple- If you were to fart, it would've went- Yeah. Started popping. I might, I might, I might fart out a couple stitches. I think I fart, I think I fart, I don't, I actually don't want to say that on the internet. No, don't say it. You think you farted where? I, no, I think I farted so hard, now-

• 51:08Speaker 02

  That's not gonna say. That's why I said it. You forced me! That's not gonna say. Oh, I'm not here. Okay, yeah. But, speaking of things that I think will make me, Barney, we okay? You alright, buddy?

• 51:20Speaker 02

  Now, one of the things that I, this whole episode's on things that we wouldn't do. The haunted house, the chicken blender, yeah, all that, I don't think I would ever try again.

• 51:32Speaker 02

  Have you heard of this marathon called the Moab 240? Oh my god! I don't know why my 4U page has been a bunch of things that I would never do. So, just so many Moab 240 videos. If you don't know what the Moab 240, I don't know what it stands for, and I quite frankly don't care. Basically, it's a 240 mile long marathon-

• 51:58Speaker 02

  Strictly on foot. Yeah, through the like the Moab mountain range in like Utah. Yes, so basically it's I I watched this video of this elder white man. I don't know if that's the guy on your for you page. Yeah, I had like four different people. I'm like, is this a known like? And so he was starting it off and he was like mile one of 240 and I said, what the? Sir, but what are you talking about? And then like eight hours later on my for you page, it's him again going down a mountain, not not like it was carved out for this marathon. Like it's like literally like he was like he got lost there. Yeah, you have to go up and around and through that mountain and you have to make it the other side, whatever you have to do. That's what they tell these people and they're just like, sure. What the what's the hell? What's the point?

• 52:42Speaker 02

  Dog, I I I was trying to think of that myself. I was like, what do you have to do in your life to get to the point where you want to sign up? Voluntarily. Yeah. To run 240 miles. Yeah. Consecutively. Yeah. What like genuinely, what are you doing? I don't even like driving 240 miles because I have to stop and piss. I got that. I gotta go get jerky. Driving without getting snacks, a good stretch break and a good piss or dump. Yeah. And he's on foot and some hocus. Yeah. It's like, what's the what? After it, right? After you complete the 240 miles. Yeah. I go, you gotta go to work Monday. Like you gotta work. Your feet are broken.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  You go, you go, you go to you go to back to State Farm on Monday, right? You go to your cubicle, the John on cubicle to your right, who you hate, ask you, hey, Mikey? How was your weekend? Did the Moab 240? Broke every bone in both of my feet, six toenails surgically removed, can't feel my calves, my knees are destroyed and I'm extremely dehydrated and I'm 12 pounds lighter. Yeah. He's like, oh, I drink beer, let my kids run around and watch football. Yeah. What the like, what do I look like tearing an ACL and breaking all the bones in my foot just to go back to work? And so it's so funny going down my for you page and seeing this guy. It was like the first one, mile one, he was excited, good time. He had a group of like 12 with him. They were all like. Yeah, we're gonna do this, the Moab 240. Second one, top of a mountain.

• 54:13Speaker 02

  They're trying to tread down one of the scariest mountains I've ever seen. It was like slick? So slick. Like they could just straight up, bro. It was humid, it was a little rainy outside, yeah. And so you see like, it's literally like a death trap. It looks like. The third video I see of him on my For You page, like the next day is him literally running and crying. Yeah, I know, I didn't want to say it, but bro, like, he literally was, he was running and crying. Yeah. And then I don't know if you saw another, there was another video where he was talking. And then one of his boys was like, who are you talking to? And he was like, I wasn't talking. Like, he was losing it, he was losing it. No, I didn't see this. He was, Peyton, he even, he then looks at the phone, he goes, you see all that gravel? He goes, they all look like little mushrooms just talking, doing their own thing. But it's just gravel.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  Mile 167.

• 55:01Speaker 02

  More than, more than two thirds. Have we checked on him? And I, I'm like, why the is this allowed? Isn't that, I think I saw the video of him when he got completed with it. He like went to this barn and his wife was just sitting down, she goes, babe, over here.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  I go, oh, nothing? Your hair's not in a pony? There's not a snake banner? I just ran 240. I ran 240 miles. And you're in a lawn chair with a phone?

• 55:37Speaker 02

  I, I would be like, I want King Midas's gold at my feet. Yeah. I just ran from Dallas to Oklahoma City and then an extra 60 miles. Yeah. Add it, babe, no. Yeah, yeah, I get, are they making out again? I don't know what's happening. What's going on? Oh, big purple tongue. Yeah, anyway, okay, but look, I, I want you to imagine me doing the Moab 240. I want you to be me. How do I go through mile one to mile 50 to mile 100? How do I get there? Peyton, can I quickly say, I absolutely loved you brought this up because I was gonna freak it up.

• 56:20Speaker 02

  What? I was gonna bring up near the same thing.

• 56:22Speaker 02

  Really? Cause they're all those videos, bro. I immediately thought, okay, my first thought went, what if we had to do it, but we were tag teamed? Okay. We had to go with each other. How bad that would be, it would be. If me and you had to run the Moab 240, the 240 mile long marathon? Can't, honestly, I would sacrifice you. Like, if we're being honest. Honestly, I would, I would sacrifice you.

• 56:46Speaker 02

  You would.

• 56:50Speaker 02

  Mile eight, you're dead. I'm dead at mile eight? You're not gonna be moving after mile three. You're gonna run a 5K and be like, I'm done. And I, no, okay, so that's, I was saying, if we imagine. Yeah. Let's talk strategy. Let's talk strategy. We're doing the Moab 240. Yes. However, we have a caveat. Only one of us has to run at a time. It's like a tag team duo. Okay. So if I wanna run two miles straight and I go, I tag you out. Okay. Now you're running. The other person. It's like a relay. Let's say the other person's on a golf cart. Let's say they're on a, on a bike, like they're chilling. Who? Like, only one of us is covering ground. Okay, so it's like a relay. Exactly. One of us running at a time in the Moab 240. Like a relay. Okay. Now, I said, you would start as an honest man. A hundred percent. Honest Abe, you know, let's just go one and one.

• 57:35Speaker 02

  Yes. Let's go one and one, keep a good pace, might rain a little, it's good one and one. Right. Now, as soon as we hit about an actual marathon, about that 26 mark, first off, we're before then. The thing, the fact you think I'm getting there is commendable, and I appreciate the, the loyalty you have to our friendship. Is Barney okay? He looks, I don't even know what that is. I don't know if that's sad, I don't know if that's eager. This is about to jump on us. What is going on? There's a lot of tongue in the back, what are we doing? Okay. Let's, yeah, you're right. Let's come back to reality. After mile seven, right? Maybe I did four, you did three. Yeah. We're gonna start looking at each other and I absolutely have you marked down for going, ah, ooh, ah. Ooh. Ah, I don't know, Cam, ah. Ooh.

• 58:19Speaker 02

  And then me, this like, this hero complex, I'd be like, oh, right, just, just keep him safe in that golf cart and work on him. And I just started trotting and then you. Yeah. I turned around and you're like this. You're literally like.

• 58:34Speaker 02

  Oh no, ah, ooh. Oh yeah, keep running Cam, you got it. Yeah. You know, dude, this race sucks. I'm like, dude, no. If we're being honest, I would, if we're being honest, I would cover more ground in the Moab than you. First of all, you have, you have too much hip, you have bad hips, and you have too much weight. I have, okay, we're very close in weight. Not anymore.

• 58:57Speaker 02

  I've been working on it.

• 59:00Speaker 02

  Looked myself in the mirror, said, "Looks good this time." Okay, that's fine, because you, you would lose the muscle first, because you have less fat to lose. I have extra fat just stored up. I can go for, I can go for days. Yes. I can go for days. But I'm saying, Cam. Day two, you're gonna be, you're literally gonna be screaming, screaming for a pumpkin spice latte. That's why I sacrificed you, and I'm like, "So much gut."

• 59:23Speaker 02

  I'm gonna take his gut. Why my gut? I have good quads. Get that good, that lean meat. I feel like your, I feel like your quad meat is like, like a little mangled, like, too much tendon. You know when you bite into like a wing? Like a real piece of gristle. Yeah. Oh no, that'd be your tailbone. Yeah. It's like the meat, but it, it's not good meat on the inside. Not good meat. Not good. You said, you said, "I honestly wanna see us do something like that." It's not gonna happen. Oh, normally whenever we try things, I'm like, "We're gonna do this on Patreon." It's never gonna happen. So I'm never, I'm running a marathon, like genuinely, you if you run marathons. To be honest, no. Oh no, okay, let's just go, 60 seconds, let's go the on marathon people. One, your shoes aren't that cool, stop showing them off like it's a new car. Two.

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  Barney? Bar- Barney. Barney, I will. Those are running shoes, you are wearing running shoes. No, they, they feel amazing, but I'm saying, you're treating it like it's a car, like you're going into a race. Two. Two.

• 1:00:23Speaker 02

  Nope, not gonna do it. Okay. You're never gonna beat the Africans. No, oh! Okay, but you spoke. Yeah, I'm just kidding, if you do marathons, it's not like, we can't be friends, but. It's really commendable. I commend it. It's really commendable. Cause you're like, "I can never go run twice a year." I, I literally don't respect you more, but it's commendable. I, it's, I get, "Oh, you run marathon, oh, good job, your bones hurt." Yeah, I go, "That's awesome, your feet are probably disgusting." Yeah. Real quick. Oh, I dated a girl that did marathons. Oh. Oh, feet looked like. Oh, like a, like a Look like George Washington's teeth. I'm like, that's made of, that's made of horse. Oh, and something else, man. Yeah, something else. Ooh, no, no. Give me that tooth. I'm like, oh, you kick a lot of walls. Oh, no, you're a marathon runner. Wow. God, you play a lot of soccer. Lot of slide tackles went wrong. Hey, I got my feet rubbed this morning, actually. Oh, that's nice.

• 1:01:09Speaker 02

  She goes, why are your toes yellow? And I said, it might be the jaundice. Well, you're not jaundice.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  It might be the jaundice of the toes. Okay, dude, okay, I, I didn't, I never wanted to say this, but I'm going to. Yeah. I went and got a massage a couple of weeks ago in Oklahoma. Oh. And, oh, yeah, I mean, talk about down bad. Yeah. I literally was like, man, I just gotta do it, right? I had some time to kill. I bet that feels like getting your, getting a massage by a mechanic.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  Like, a lot of, that's a, that's blue collar, I think. She was not good. Anyway. Oh, sorry, before we go, I saw a comment, uh, uh, on, I don't know if it was on Patreon or YouTube. So he was like, they're like, I do not appreciate the way they tell a joke about Oklahoma, then God, don't care, just suck, suck. Bernie.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, my God. Oh. Dude, that, that Pierce costume's scaring me. It's genuinely frightening. I mean, he's from Oklahoma. He's from Chickasaw. No, I got like, you look like the woman that rubbed me down.

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  But I go to this massage place, she gives me a massage, it's very, just, what, I mean, it wasn't terrible. Very blue collar. Yeah, very blue collar, rough hands. You tell she just, she knows her way around WD-40. Yeah. Anyway, she gets to my feet. Now, she is, I, I, the most politically correct way to say this, I don't know, she's not, she doesn't really speak too much English, okay? I'll just leave it at that. You're covering yourself, but it's fine. So it's, it's a very silent massage. There's a little music. I've never talked during a massage. And, oh, no, I never do, but I'm saying sometimes there's like a, oh, like, what level do you want? It's like, oh, deep tissue, whatever. There was nothing. I just lay down. She was just like, I'm gonna give you what I want. I'm doing whatever the hell I want, that's it. Yeah, yeah. Peyton? When she got, she didn't say a word. Yeah. When she got to my feet?

• 1:03:04Speaker 02

  She, you would have thought there was three other ladies in the room. She was talking so much to no one in a language that I don't know. The second she grabbed my feet. Now, for obvious reasons, I'm not going to replicate. But she, like just imagine, imagine 35 to 40 minutes of pure silence. And then she grabs my foot and I'll just do it in the English version. She goes, holy, what is this? Good God almighty, what the is? Oh God, oh, it's, oh my God, it's diseased. Oh, that's what it was gone. There was that, it was that continuous? I can't do, I don't want to do it. Yeah. It was, no, no. No, it was, bro, and I, I was so self-conscious. Yeah.

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  I was so self-conscious. I sat there, couldn't fall asleep, wasn't relaxed, pissed off. I'd have literally been like this. Really? I go, are you sure? It's not that bad, dude. It was, it was embarrassing. That's hilarious. It was embarrassing.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  You spoke about the, um, like a crown jewel earlier when they said, whenever you got done with the Moab 240, that you deserve a crown jewel. Yes. Did you see that the Louvre got, the, the museum got robbed? The Louvre got robbed? Got robbed. When did this happen? You didn't see that this week, this last week? It's an actual robbery. Robbery. Yes, it's an actual. It's a robbery robbery. It's an actual robbery, like from a movie. But it happened in broad daylight, at like 9:30 AM, 30 minutes after it opened. Oh. If you don't know, this museum is the one that houses the Mona Lisa. Yes, it's that big, that pyramid of glass. Yes, it got robbed. How? In broad daylight. That's, they, they deserve it. And they took.

• 1:04:46Speaker 02

  Now, I don't, I don't say what they did is right, but if you can rob the Louvre in broad daylight, you deserve something. And they took a lot of Napoleon's diamonds and like jewelry. So it's like priceless jewelry. Napoleon's diamonds are in the Louvre? Yeah. I mean, it's in Paris, but holy, what diamonds did he have? I'd like rings and necklaces and stuff like. Small rings, he probably wore a size four. Yeah, but it's like priceless stuff and they took a lot of it and they dropped the one. On the way out, and so they recovered that one, but they got the rest. Is there any leads, anything? There's a video. So basically what they did is they, they, these robbers dressed up as like, mechanics, not like mechanics, but like, um. Like HVAC?

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  HVAC workers like that. They dressed up in like costumes like that, like real movie. Not like you and me right now. They took a crane, like one of those construction cranes, up to like one of the top floors. They used like a saw, like an electric saw, cut a hole through the glass window. Boom, went through the glass and then cut open the glass on the, where the diamonds are, took it, escaped. Now, why the [__] they cutting holes in windows and doors when the [__] is open? Like, go through the front door. Like, it's like, it's like, you want the best chance of getting out, probably don't shatter some glass and saw through a wall. Yeah. It's like, go through the front, then conduct your plan. And so, I, my whole thing, Barney, stop looking at me. And so, my- And get your hand off your crotch.

• 1:06:12Speaker 02

  And so, my whole thing is, what do you plan on doing with the most prized possession jewels in the world? That's so stu-, I, oh my god, I agree with you. What, are you gonna [__] list it on eBay? Yeah. Hey, I got Napoleon's diamond necklace. I didn't steal it though. Highest bidder. No, it was passed down through generations. Yeah, it's priceless, so one, you can't get money on it. So the only thing that they're gonna be able to do is melt it down. They can melt it down and probably get like two million dollars. Well, not true. What do you think? They can go black market. You seen the black web? Yeah, but they, but you think the FBI's not on the- Oh, no, they got a couple people, but that black web, boy, you can do what you want. I don't spend much time there. Pierce, tell me how it is. Now, um, my whole thing is, now, I went into my investigation bag.

• 1:06:57Speaker 02

  Oh my god, which is, it's kinda lackluster, but we're getting there. Right. I genuinely believe, now Barney's up. Uh, uh, now, I don't know, Barney, are we okay?

• 1:07:09Speaker 02

  Like a horror movie. It is. I genuinely believe that this was the lure itself. It's insurance fraud. Oh my god, an inside job. It's an inside job for insurance fraud, cuz there's no way that that can happen. I mean, you're not like, that's not a terrible theory. You're the f**k lure. Yeah, you're the most, you're the biggest museum in the world, housing the mo- this happened like, seven yards away from the Mona Lisa. Oh, no. So there's no way that there's not top, top security right there with priceless jewelry. And if that is, you like, be more creative. Right. F**k, let someone get s**t real quick. Let me get s**t, like, really sell the bag. You know what I'm saying? Don't just saw a f**k window, drop in, drop out, s**t someone in the arm.

• 1:07:53Speaker 02

  Like, make like, really, like, you really wanna maybe possibly win, you gotta do something. Yeah. You really gotta make it known. Like, somebody slips and falls, hits their head, you immediately have someone there like, holding it though. You can, you can make it more realistic. Cuz I think- Hit me.

• 1:08:08Speaker 02

  And they got out of there. Drop one. Get the f**k. No. So what I think is gonna happen is, I think that they're going to,

• 1:08:16Speaker 02

  like,

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  find the people, like, like, the hidden stash and like, recover it after they get the insurance money from it. Oh, my god. What? So what you just said- Yeah. -made me think. I'm so sorry. What if someone came to you? And, and plotted an insurance fraud scheme on YSK? Yeah. You were guaranteed large bucks, no jail time, no repercussions, you're not allowed to tell any of us, and it like, crumbles the company. Crumbles the company? I wouldn't want it then. So, but they go, you get a hundred million dollars. Oh, crumbled. It's crumble cookies. This, this company is crumble cookies. It all falls down. See ya. Oops.

• 1:09:03Speaker 02

  They go, okay, we have a plan, we've plotted it. The building you're in has an automatic insurance policy. Yes. We're gonna go to your floor, ruin it, kidnap you. The others cannot know. Right. You get a hundred million. We're gonna drop you off in Guam with a beautiful woman. Drop you off in, in, uh, Puerto Rico. Brazil. I like Puerto Rico, that's the same country. It's literally in America. We're gonna, we're, uh, we're gonna drop you off in Brazil. We're gonna drop you off in the favelas. I talked to the president of Brazil, or the president of Puerto Rico. I talked to him. We're gonna drop, we're gonna drop you off in Venezuela. Is that fine? Is that worth you? I don't know. I like, I like- We're gonna drop you off in Croatia. I like Rio de Janeiro. We're gonna drop you off in Rio de Janeiro. I can do a lot with a hundred million there. We're gonna drop you off, hundred million and one, a one-way plane ticket to Brazil. That's it. You can do whatever you want. I'll do that for twenty rags.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  For your company. Demolished, all your friends, they're left behind, left with nothing. I don't like them anyway.

• 1:09:55Speaker 02

  Sorry Barney. You would do that to the thing? The Mr. America and Barney? Y'all, hundred percent. Easy, easiest thing I've ever done. Oh my god. They could take Pierce and I'd never, like they say, "We're gonna do something with Pierce, but don't tell me." Like, just don't tell me. They can take him. Like, really. Add Robbie in there too. I don't, I don't care. CJ, bye. I don't care. Cam, you got a kid, so you know you're a little iffy, but if it's enough money, I'll raise Malika. No. What? How the hell you gonna raise him in a favela in Rio de Janeiro? I wouldn't raise Malika. That kid is a headcase. Hey! I love him. I love him. No, I love him too. Crippling ADHD on the kid. Oh, it's- Dude, he is a- Oh my gosh, he is the thing. It's clobberin'! Yeah, dude, he breaks, he just breaks now.

• 1:10:41Speaker 02

  In the spirit of Halloween. I love Halloween. I read this this morning. My goggles?

• 1:10:49Speaker 02

  I've read this this morning. Mm-hmm. Okay? It's just a simple joke, I just wanted to tell you. It's a Halloween joke? Yeah. Okay. But I, like, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Okay. So...

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  The joke simply reads, "What is a vampire's favorite fruit?" What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Yeah. Blood? No. I don't know. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

• 1:11:14Speaker 02

  It's a nectarine.

• 1:11:52Speaker 02

  It's a nectarine.

• 1:11:55Speaker 02

  You get it? Oh, I got it. I think you got it too. Oh, yeah. Dude, that's funny. Not that funny.

• 1:12:03Speaker 02

  What the is wrong?

• 1:12:08Speaker 02

  Neck? Tureen? Yeah, no, it's funny.

• 1:12:15Speaker 02

  I think you were happier about that joke than your son being born.

• 1:12:22Speaker 02

  Like, I don't, I, I think we had some good jokes, man, but... Have you not seen that trend going around? You tell someone a corny joke and you just obnoxiously laugh and you see their reaction. No, but I get, I get why that would be a trend. Oh, my god. Honestly, you were fiddling with your fingers. You were literally so uncomfortable, you went... No, no, because I was like... No, I was like, I, for a second, I was like, we need to implement a drug policy in this company. Like, I was like, you know, he, they did drugs before we got here. No, no, he's hot. Yeah, I know, no, I was like... I mean, I mean, we gotta, I mean, Barney is hot. I mean, look at him. Barney's cooked. But, oh, my god, no, Barney's cooked. Oh, my god. Oh. But, yeah, that's, you know, he's so uncomfortable. Yeah, no. No, that's an act, that's an actual trend. Barney?

• 1:13:08Speaker 02

  I don't know. If we need to save you, like, yell. No, I, I genuinely feel like I took acid before I got here. Oh, no, this is bad. This is bad. This is really bad. All right. Oh, my god. I think we're good on time. No, no, no, no. I got another joke. I'm just kidding.

• 1:13:22Speaker 02

  I'm kidding. Well, I do have a question, though. I do have a question. Yeah, let's do it. Now, in the terms of Halloween. Right. Very simple. Would you rather, only on Halloween...

• 1:13:36Speaker 02

  You okay?

• 1:13:41Speaker 02

  You made it through almost the whole episode. Yeah, I give you props.

• 1:13:46Speaker 02

  I bet it is. And he farted in it. Oh yeah, that's nasty as shit. Wait, what's the... In the spirit of Halloween, it's a Would You Rather. Would You Rather Halloween, we're gonna answer it. I'd need to see y'all's answers in the comments as well. I think I'm gonna pass out. Would You Rather. Every year on Halloween, whatever anybody dresses up as, they become it. So it's real. Oh. I'm in the thing, I'm literally the thing. Now, I'll say the second one, then I'll break it down. Okay. The second one is Halloween is still just a holiday you dress up, but all of the creatures that anyone can dress up and all the things are actually real. Isn't it the same thing? No, and I knew you were gonna say that. So you become it? So if 20 people dress up as the Thing on Halloween, there's 20 Things. But it's only for that one day. Okay.

• 1:14:31Speaker 02

  The other option is the Thing actually exists, but there's only one of him. Oh. But it's all around, like he's a real thing. There's an actual Michael Myers, there's an actual- Oh, the second one. Dragon. I would definitely pick the second one. Wherever, if somebody dresses up as it, there's only one of them. Right? No.

• 1:14:53Speaker 02

  No, I'm saying Halloween. So right now, on Halloween, you literally become Buzz Lightyear. I'm Buzz Lightyear. You have his powers, you have his abilities. That has nothing to do with Buzz. Yo soy Buzz Lightyear.

• 1:15:06Speaker 02

  What version did you watch? You haven't seen Spanish Buzz Lightyear?

• 1:15:11Speaker 02

  Tu no mete camas a ramamiche. Tu no mete camas a ramamiche. Let's have the beat. Tu no gana... Tu no mete camas a ramamiche. Tu no mete camas a ramamiche. Tu no mete- Now, he hates that Bad Bunnies performing at halftime show. Oh yeah, he does. He goes, "What the [__] was football even doing anymore?" No, you dress up as Buzz, you are Buzz. Spanish Buzz. Spanish Buzz. Me gusta el juego de las arbonicas. Oh, so Buzz Lightyear. Someone dresses up as a vampire, they're a vampire, right? Only for the one night. Playboy Carti or a real vampire? Yeah, Playboy Carti. Yeah.

• 1:15:46Speaker 03

  I'm afraid I did, I put him in a tundra.

• 1:15:47Speaker 02

  Yeah. Or, all of these mythical things that we do dress up as, they actually exist. Yes. 24/7, but there's only one of them. That's what I said. But you're not, you never get to be them. Okay, it's fine. You would never want to [__] actually, imagine. No. Imagine you get a, a free pass every year, you get to be a mythical thing. Cam, Cam, Cam. You're tripping, wrong answer. Cam. What is Buzz Lightyear gonna do in real life? Listen to me, when I was in the 4th gr- no, when I was in the 5th grade, I dressed up as Shanaynay from the Mar- or from Jamie Foxx Show.

• 1:16:19Speaker 02

  That's a woman. Cam, I would be a woman right now. Pick your [__] dresses different, and that's obvious. You don't, you want to be, that one year, I'm a dragon. I get to fly, right? The next year, I'm John Cena. I get to walk around and hand out attitude adjustments. Oh, I forgot, it's only for the one day. That's the point. Oh, I would love that. Th- thank you. I would love that. I don't even know how he snaps. That's what I'm saying. No. Every year, you get one night, and you can be some different [__], and you can literally get powers, or, there's a real Tony Stark. Is that- And there's a real [__] Hulk. That's why you wanted to dress up as [__] in this Halloween.

• 1:16:54Speaker 03

  Alright, alright. That's not-

• 1:16:58Speaker 02

  Oh, what, see, that's a good one? Thank you, because Cam's a creep. I thought it was good. I thought it was good. Thank you. Oh, that next year, I'm, no. No. No. Uh, dude, I, I, you know what, I, I Patreon deserves it, I really don't know what, like, what made me say this, I was gonna say next year I'm gonna dress up as [__]. Now, I don't know why I was gonna say that. Like, I don't even know, I don't even know the actual, like, punchline behind that, but that's what came to my mind. No. That's what came to my mind. I, I literally just said I was gonna be Martin Luther King. How are you gonna accomplish that? I was gonna be like, "I have a dream," and then I just, it's one night, and then I'm [__], it's just gone. And, oh, there you go. Yeah, I don't know, man. Alright. That was bad, I'm sorry. Alrighty. What would you be, if you have the real powers? If I, if I- Two years in a row, two years in a row, pick two outfits. You put it on, you literally become that person. Ooh.

• 1:17:42Speaker 02

  I went to Spirit Halloween, and there was a condom.

• 1:17:46Speaker 02

  And I would be like, "Ooh, I want to be on CJ."

• 1:17:50Speaker 02

  Koala Club knows why. I mean, I would be, I would be- I mean, you'd about be busting at the seams. Kids, we gotta get out of here, man. We have to, I'm sorry. We're delusional. Happy Hallowe- Happy Halloween, everybody. Put on your mask for the outro. Happy Halloween. We absolutely love you. You might have to give him the secret code. Okay. Might not be able to hear you. No, you got it. Put it on, put it on. Here we go.

• 1:18:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's clobbering time.

• 1:18:25Speaker 02

  Oh, it's behind you. It's behind you. It's behind you. It's behind you, rockhead. I know you can't see. I'm seeing your skin. Here we go. Yeah.

• 1:18:38Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:18:41Speaker 02

  What happened? What happened? Oh my god, it's such a-

• 1:18:48Speaker 02

  What's going on, bro? I can't talk too loud. Okay. I can't talk too loud. Okay, whisper. Cause when I yell, it echoes bad. Yeah. There's no ear hole. Don't like looking at you. Oh my god. I don't know which eyes to look at. Please get us out of here. Okay. Holy-

• 1:19:04Speaker 02

  He-

• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  Happy Halloween, everybody. We absolutely love you. Thank you for coming back to episode 188, the Halloween special of the You Should Know Podcast. Go over to the Koala Club right now. It's the first link in the description, the first link in the description below. We, uh, we have amazing content over there. We have a beautiful community. Everybody loves it and we love you. Check out the Koala Club. But, the secret code for this week, confuse the casuals, get you good karma. You already know what it is. I don't, it's, why is, why do you keep saying TOT? I don't know what that means.

• 1:19:43Speaker 02

  You got, T O T.

• 1:19:44Speaker 03

  T O T, trick or treat. Happy Halloween. Please, please, please be safe. If you are a young member of the family, go with somebody older. Make sure you're safe. There unfortunately is some real life creeps. So watch your six, have fun, eat all the candy.

• 1:19:59Speaker 02

  Don't go to Barney's house. I mean Barney definitely put some things in his chocolate.

• 1:20:02Speaker 03

  Oh yeah.

• 1:20:04Speaker 02

  And, and if you're of a certain, if you're my people, don't go to Pierce's house. I mean do not, I mean that is.

• 1:20:11Speaker 03

  He goes, "You ain't lost, did you?"

• 1:20:13Speaker 02

  You ain't lost, did you? Alright, give me one more clobbering time right into your camera.

• 1:20:19Speaker 03

  And remember, it's always Clobbering time!

• 1:20:43Speaker 02

  I mean remember when I think wild bears don't make them at Christmas, we'll see you.

• 1:20:49Speaker 02

  Next time.

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