Will Angus & Liam Cullagh

The Almost Friday guys—Will Angus and Liam Cullagh—join Santino on Whiskey Ginger and things spiral fast. From viral sketches to behind-the-scenes madness, this one’s packed with laughs, bromance, and absolute unhinged energy. 🎟️ Check out more from Almost Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@AlmostFridayTV 📺 Subscribe to Whiskey Ginger: YouTube.com/@AndrewSantino 🎧 Available everywhere you get podcasts. 📲 Follow Andrew: @cheetosantino 📲 Follow Almost Friday: @AlmostFriday #WhiskeyGinger #AlmostFriday #AndrewSantino #WillAngus #LiamCullagh #ComedyPodcast #podcast2025 ========================================================= Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ROCKET MONEY GET RID OF USELESS SUBSCRIPTIONS! https://rocketmoney.com/whiskey PROPHETX USE PROMO CODE: WHSIKEY GET UP TO $300 IN PROPHET CASH https://getprophetx.co LIGHTSTRIKE HARD REFRESHER AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF 5% ALCOHOL https://drinklightstrike.com CREMO NEW LINE OF DEODORANT & ANTIPERSPIRANT AVAILABLE AT TARGET OR https://target.com ======================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  What up, Whiskey Ginger fans? Welcome back to the show. If it's your first time joining the show, welcome to the show. We got a good one for you today, like my man Steve Harvey done say. Hey, man. I'm out there. I'm out there doing a couple of shows. I'm only doing two shows. I'm only doing two shows, taking a break, and then I think I'll be back in the fall. But May 22 and 23, 22 and 23, I'm in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. And the 23rd, I'm in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Two shows in Winnipeg, one in Edmonton. Come see me, Canada, haven't been there in a while. Won't be back for a long time. I love you, I miss you. Come out and see your boy. Also, July 18th and 19th, me and Bobby Lee are gonna be playing London and Dublin, 18th and 19th. So go to andrewsantino.com and go to badfriendspod.com for those tickets. Come out and see me. That's enough. Let's go to the episode.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 1:55Speaker 04

  You're that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy ginger. Like that, the ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You owe me $5 for the whiskey, $75 for the horse. Gingers, oh, hell, no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.

• 2:14Speaker 00

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• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Junior. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that for all my guests, but I'm meeting him once again today. It's actually two! Two for one! You're getting the Friday beers, boys. It's Will. It's Liam. They're here. They're excited. Shoulder shrug out of Liam Culla and Will Angus. Does not go by Angus. Goes by Will. Correct. Unless they're doing live shows.

• 3:15Speaker 05

  Unless someone is talking about me.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying to get Gus to catch on, too.

• 3:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, Gus has been catching on at the office.

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty good. Wait a minute, you guys have a fucking office? Yeah. Wow.

• 3:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a nightmare. It's weird, I can give you the rundown. Basically, Friday beers, meme page, founded by three brothers. They wanted to do, kind of like live sketch, they wanted to figure out how to sell ads.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they wanted to make money.

• 3:37Speaker 05

  Yes, and so they hired us. We came in, started doing sketch, started doing pods, started doing live show stuff.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  But you guys were doing sketch before them?

• 3:45Speaker 05

  Yeah. Yeah, but not together.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh. So you guys were paired? You guys aren't like old friends?

• 3:50Speaker 05

  We're like a boy band.

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  No, yeah. Whoa.

• 3:53Speaker 05

  But we have chemistry like old friends. Some say.

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  And you do boy band stuff?

• 3:56Speaker 05

  Yeah. Correct. We do everything you can think a boy band does, we do it together.

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  I don't know anything that they do, but I'm thinking a lot of stuff. Yeah. Cute stuff. Sleeping in the same bed when you go on the road. Yep, pushing the beds together. Pushing the beds together, sharing meals, splitting it. You get the chicken, I get the steak, we'll do halves.

• 4:10Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  You do that kind of stuff. Sharing other women, you share women.

• 4:15Speaker 05

  Correct. It'll all be in the variety article.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  I might not wait to read it.

• 4:18Speaker 05

  Oh, it's gonna be bad.

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, nice, dude. Who's older? How old are you? I'm 26. Wow dude, it's over for you, you're all, it's all.

• 4:25Speaker 05

  29.

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  I'm aware. You're falling apart.

• 4:28Speaker 06

  But I'm gonna die first, for sure.

• 4:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can see that on the internet. This is the first time I met you guys, but I can already kinda tell. What's gonna happen is, you're both single?

• 4:37Speaker 06

  I have a girlfriend.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  You? Single. So what's gonna happen is, he's, he's just a playboy, he's on the move. He's gonna meet a girl, fall in love, get her pregnant, get married, become a trad dad. Oh, trad dad, yes. Your trad dad, yeah. I don't even know that's a thing. Well, you come, I come from a Catholic background. I know, I can tell you're from Dallas. Yeah, I can see it. You have a nice head of lettuce, you got a cute face. You were very assaultable when you were a child. Like, I would've kidnapped you for sure. Yes. I'm not promoting that kinda behavior, but a guy like you comes in my neighborhood, snatching that kid right up. Yeah. Now, you, on the other hand, I'm gonna ask you to fix something. Yeah. Yeah. You come to my neighborhood, I'm gonna go, dude, these pipes are broken, get in there, kid. As a nine-year-old, I bet you were handy.

• 5:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, I was, I was setting up scaffolding outside of different projects.

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  For sure.

• 5:19Speaker 06

  I was doing the lines at the high school football games, just painting the fields. They were, they were giving me all the good stuff.

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny. And look, I'm, I'm in the same boat. Like, I always joke that I like, I went to, like, a year of Catholic school and then they kicked me out. I was too disobedient. You know, it was, it was just fucking a nightmare. And my mom was like, I can't believe you couldn't, like, last. And I was like, well, it's not like I was gonna get any of the goods. I was never gonna get touched by a priest.

• 5:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  It was a little, like, a real freckly face, right? As a kid, it was like, I'm not the victim.

• 5:47Speaker 06

  Same.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you and I have the same kinda tone, tonal skin.

• 5:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  They don't like us.

• 5:51Speaker 06

  No.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  They like these kinda boys. I could've, I just didn't wanna. You didn't wanna be touched? No. No priest? I had the opportunity, if I wanted to.

• 5:58Speaker 06

  You have like a young Bruce Wayne thing going, especially as a boy.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Although you did look. No, dude, as a boy, I was cute as a button.

• 6:04Speaker 06

  You did look, he looked Asian.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  I was very fuckable. You had a little Asian face? Mm-hmm. See, guys like us, we never went through any phases. We looked the same. We looked kind of like this our whole life.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  Our whole lives, people have gone, oh, yeah.

• 6:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, it'll, it'll work out.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you'll be fine.

• 6:19Speaker 06

  It'll be tall.

• 6:20Andrew Santino?

  You'll work. You'll get work. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, they'll put you in stuff. But you were a good Christian boy.

• 6:26Speaker 05

  No, I wasn't.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  You were a bad boy?

• 6:28Speaker 05

  I wasn't a bad boy. I was just a, I was like aloof. You know, I was like one of those guys.

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  You seem smart, though. This is all feels like an act.

• 6:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:35Andrew Santino?

  Are you a bright guy?

• 6:36Speaker 05

  Um, I would say I'm a bright guy. I wouldn't say I'm a smart guy.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  No, totally different. No, totally different. Bright, bright means you're, you're.

• 6:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  You're, uh, you're in tune.

• 6:45Speaker 05

  I think I'm in tune. Um, and I would say, uh, but I, I did, half my teachers were priests in, uh, school. So it was either the dumbest guy you've ever met in your life, or like someone very, very, very intelligent.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I got it.

• 6:57Speaker 05

  And so there's like, there's like missing pieces of information in my brain depending on.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  What about college?

• 7:03Speaker 05

  College, uh, freshman, sophomore year, did pretty good, junior year, senior year, gave up.

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  Where'd you go? Let me get, not a state school. You went to like a school, school.

• 7:11Speaker 05

  TCU, another Christian school.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was gonna say. And then you went to a state school, or you went to CC or a D3?

• 7:16Speaker 06

  UMass.

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow. That's really good.

• 7:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, UMass. It was a great time. Got hit with COVID, which was great though for grades.

• 7:23Andrew Santino?

  Mid, mid, mid, what year, junior?

• 7:25Speaker 06

  Junior, yeah.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you got smoked, huh?

• 7:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, but honestly, it didn't change.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  Didn't change the way you partied.

• 7:30Speaker 06

  Cause I just turned 21 and I'd like blown all of my savings at the bar in like two months. So when the bar shut down, I was like, perfect. I couldn't go anyways.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 7:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was good for me.

• 7:39Andrew Santino?

  So thanks, thank, we're, thank you, China. That's what we like to say one more time.

• 7:43Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, China.

• 7:45Speaker 06

  Thank you, China.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  You know, I honestly, I do ingest, I do say like COVID was the worst time for a lot of people. But ironically was like the greatest time for me. Cause me and Bobby started bad friends. The beginning of COVID. We literally started, three months later, COVID hit. And then we were like, oh, I guess we'll just record all the time. So we would just go to the studio. Like we had nothing else to fuck up our schedule. So it was like the greatest gift of all time. I'm genuinely appreciative of Wuhan. Like I, I'm gonna go visit next year. Just, I wanna shake everyone's hand in that lab. Just bring flowers.

• 8:18Speaker 06

  Just a rose for every woman in the city.

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  They wilted the moment I walk in. Interesting. They're like, we're working on something. You're like, don't tell me, don't tell me. Surprise me. Surprise me.

• 8:26Speaker 06

  Say eight penguins just run down the street. They're like, don't tell me when you saw that.

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  They're like, don't tell, that's, it's, it's a Marvel movie that we're working on. We're working with the, with the biz. Are you guys trying to do shit in the Hollywood space? You're gonna stick to sketch?

• 8:39Speaker 06

  We, I think we're hoping to do.

• 8:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, we, we won't, but we're hoping to.

• 8:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's never gonna work out.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right. No, you're right. Yeah, yeah. That's, that's gonna be the same. I, I said, you know, there's so. Look, you guys are so talented, and I'm gonna sing your praises, but I think you're so funny. I think I've reached out online and told you guys how funny I think you guys are. The shit you guys make is fantastic. And you'll have a great career doing whatever it is you guys feel like doing. I do think... I feel bad. The girl who runs my PT office, I go get physical therapy because I had an injury. And she's young, she's sweet, good-looking young girl, 23 or something, and she's fresh-faced and very green, and she just moved out here. And she wants to be in the business. And, uh... I feel so bad. I gave her like a big dose of like... The city's... It's tanking. It's a bad time to be here. I was like, "I feel bad. I don't think you should..."

• 9:25Speaker 05

  It feels like it.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  I think you should go home.

• 9:26Speaker 05

  Well, thank you, but also, yeah, it feels like everywhere I look, it's like every, every conversation I have with someone makes me feel like... Oh, it's, it's, there's so much luck.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  It's a lot of luck.

• 9:37Speaker 05

  So much.

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  You guys have the skill that will make it, uh, available to you. But so much of it is like the timing and the luck. And like, the time right now is weird. Nobody wants to shoot here. Nothing's here. It feels really strange. But you, I think what you guys are doing is creating a world in a moment of hope or silver lining. You made your own space. So it'll kinda happen in its own new way. I don't even know what that means, but like... It has to, because you guys made your own shit.

• 10:02Speaker 05

  Well, we're working on a project right now, actually, with your friend Tony.

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 10:05Speaker 05

  Who?

• 10:06Andrew Santino?

  Tony who?

• 10:06Speaker 05

  Tony Usenda.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I love that guy.

• 10:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's the best.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's shooting something for you guys?

• 10:10Speaker 05

  Uh, no, not shooting something, but we'll, we'll, uh, actually, I don't know.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  Don't divulge.

• 10:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, we'll talk about it.

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 10:16Speaker 06

  But he's our golden ticket. He, if it doesn't work with Tony, then we all kill ourselves.

• 10:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  And how do you do it?

• 10:21Speaker 05

  Uh, suicide chandelier.

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  Whoa!

• 10:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  Like a "dancing queen" playing in the background while you're hanging up there?

• 10:28Speaker 05

  Correct. And we'll have little, little jewels, like bedazzled all over us, and they'll hit us with a light and it'll...

• 10:32Speaker 06

  I come home and I have two big brown bags of groceries, and I go, "Angus, Angus." And then... You just see the cans dropping as I see what's going on.

• 10:39Speaker 05

  No, but it's like the Good Will Hunting scene, where like, "You've done this a million times and you're happy to see me finally hang myself."

• 10:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm walking back to the car, I go...

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  No, he's not there. You look up and you just go... See you in the afterlife, man. That's really sweet.

• 10:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  You guys are very supportive. Are you guys the closest? You guys, are you two the closest of all the guys you work with or no?

• 10:59Speaker 05

  I would, I mean, we live together, so yeah.

• 11:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  Gross.

• 11:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, I know.

• 11:02Speaker 05

  It is.

• 11:03Speaker 06

  And it was recent too.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  One bed, one bath? One bed, no bath?

• 11:06Speaker 05

  Two beds, two baths.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  Whoa!

• 11:09Speaker 06

  Two half baths.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  Two half, yeah, right, exactly. One as a shower, one as a toilet?

• 11:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 11:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, but we do, we, so it is a two bedroom, two bath, but we both share one room and one bathroom.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  You have to, because the other one is for?

• 11:20Speaker 05

  Jacking, jacking off.

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, jacking off, that's a jack room.

• 11:22Speaker 05

  Jack off bathroom.

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  You gotta keep a jack room.

• 11:25Speaker 06

  You know what's nice is, we met you at Brooks Wieland's birthday party.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  That's right, at the, at the, at the.

• 11:31Speaker 05

  The bar.

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, hold on, I'm trying, that's so funny because my brain went to rustic, but it wasn't at rustic, we did it out there in Glendale, right?

• 11:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  Or, no, no, that's, that's.

• 11:39Speaker 06

  It was in Burbank?

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, that's kinda technically Glendale, right?

• 11:43Speaker 06

  I've been, dude, we've lived here for almost four years now, I have no fucking idea where.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  We don't know either, to be honest with you, it doesn't make sense to me.

• 11:48Speaker 05

  No, I never lived.

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  What neighborhood are you guys in?

• 11:50Speaker 06

  We're over in West Side Marina.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're in the Marina?

• 11:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, Marina, right.

• 11:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, West Side guys, I would not have picked that, I would have thought you would have been East Side kids.

• 11:56Speaker 05

  Oh, our office is on the West Side, so we kinda have to.

• 11:58Andrew Santino?

  Don't have a choice, I get it, yeah, oh, the three bros that started it.

• 12:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  They're West Side bros.

• 12:03Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 12:04Andrew Santino?

  They're like, how do we surf, make as much money as possible?

• 12:06Speaker 05

  Well, actually.

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  And not work.

• 12:07Speaker 05

  They're East Coast guys, moved to the West Coast.

• 12:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, interesting.

• 12:10Speaker 05

  Because they wanted to move where the industry was, and now it's gone.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  It's gone, it's all.

• 12:14Speaker 05

  So, so they goofed.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  They goofed, dude, slipped, dude, big slip.

• 12:18Speaker 05

  Oh, well.

• 12:19Andrew Santino?

  Major slip for those guys.

• 12:21Speaker 06

  I, I was, I was pretty nervous to me, and then immediately we started talking about jacking off.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:24Speaker 06

  And I was like, nah, it's, it all went away, I was like.

• 12:26Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda my, it's kinda my way into stuff.

• 12:28Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  No, you guys were, when, when I met you at that bar, I thought, thank God, this is someone I'm, I'm happy to talk to, because I didn't know what kinda caricatures were gonna come through that. With Brooks, and Brooks is one of my, literally my oldest friend in Los Angeles, we met when we first started comedy here together.

• 12:43Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  And, um, he's got an amazing cast of characters in his friendship pool.

• 12:48Speaker 05

  Deep bag of tricks.

• 12:49Andrew Santino?

  But a lot of them, you're like, I don't wanna, this guy, this guy's really toxic, like, I don't, you know what I mean? Like, I don't wanna get into a bar fight because this guy had a bad Wednesday.

• 12:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  And that's what I was like, who knows who's gonna show up, so when I saw you guys, I go, this is good. It was just us for a while, it was us, and, uh, who else was with us?

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  Wasn't there someone else? It was just us for the longest time.

• 13:12Speaker 05

  There was, but I gotta be honest, there were so many people I didn't know. I only knew Liam, you and Brooks that I was like.

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  You too, yeah. Oh, you didn't know any of the other guys?

• 13:19Speaker 05

  No.

• 13:19Speaker 06

  I've never met anyone, no.

• 13:20Speaker 05

  We knew of, like, obviously, we knew.

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  Rutherford and those guys, maybe?

• 13:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, we knew of them, but we met Nick once in, um, New York.

• 13:28Speaker 06

  That was before we even met him, though.

• 13:30Speaker 05

  Was that?

• 13:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. But.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  Alright, this is a good, this is a good time to, to really feel you guys' relationship. You guys have been out here for four years.

• 13:39Speaker 05

  Uh, about, yeah.

• 13:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, the summer of the four years, yeah.

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  And you do, cause you didn't know each other before the, before getting together.

• 13:45Speaker 06

  No.

• 13:45Speaker 05

  No, they just flew us out.

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  They pushed you guys together, and then... Did you guys immediately get on? Was it like, oh yeah, this is my, this is my guy?

• 13:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're both the same height, you're like, well, 6'2", 6'3"?

• 13:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're like, this'll be fine.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  6'4"? How tall are you?

• 13:57Speaker 06

  He's... How tall are you?

• 13:59Speaker 05

  6'4".

• 14:00Speaker 06

  I'm 6'3".

• 14:01Speaker 05

  Before he spoke a word, I knew.

• 14:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 14:03Andrew Santino?

  You could feel it on him.

• 14:04Speaker 05

  A 6'3" white, I was like, this is gonna be, this is gonna be great.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  This is gonna be money, dude. You always feel safe with a 6'3" white.

• 14:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Now, a 6'4" white? Why didn't you play basketball?

• 14:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  If that always happens.

• 14:14Speaker 05

  We're button heads. There's another guy my height.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  Bad.

• 14:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 14:19Speaker 05

  But, worked out.

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  But for you two?

• 14:22Speaker 06

  It was good.

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  Who's the dominant one in the relationship?

• 14:25Speaker 05

  Really? You think so? Yeah. Which sucks, cause you're like, four years younger than me.

• 14:28Andrew Santino?

  You think I'm dumb?

• 14:29Speaker 05

  But I come to him for advice, I'm like, is this okay if I do this?

• 14:33Speaker 05

  I'm like, okay, if you say so.

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  You're like, you're more of the responsible parent?

• 14:38Speaker 05

  No, I'd say you're more responsible. More responsible, but you're more like, here's how, here's how you should act in life.

• 14:42Speaker 06

  I'm, I'm more aggressive, and then he'll reel me in sometimes where he's like, dude, you shouldn't have said that to that person last night, and I'm like, you're right.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  No, you should say how you feel all the time.

• 14:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 14:51Speaker 05

  Not, not him.

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  No, he's, why, does he have a bad boy mouth?

• 14:54Speaker 06

  Well, I drink more than Angus does, for sure. So, and then, when, sometimes when I get drunk and I get really upset, then I turn to a bad guy.

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  Give me a good situation where you got yourself in a little bad?

• 15:03Speaker 06

  Uh, it was just me, my girlfriend hanging out, and I think I just went on a really, uh, just... I like to be a contrarian when I'm drunk, so like when everyone's in the room is just like agreeing on something, especially politically.

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 15:16Speaker 06

  I'll just be like, I'll, give me the other stance.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  So like, everybody is just like, I just think Elon's a little toxic and you're like, let me tell you something dude.

• 15:25Speaker 06

  I'll tell you, he is.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  He's the greatest leader we've ever had.

• 15:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  He should be president.

• 15:28Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  You're baiting people just because you want a war.

• 15:30Speaker 05

  You're in the ballpark.

• 15:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, was it pretty close?

• 15:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's pretty close.

• 15:34Andrew Santino?

  I feel like I'm, I feel like it's something in that world.

• 15:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's.

• 15:38Speaker 05

  And then when he wakes up, he's like, yeah, I was obviously like fucking around. I'm like, well, we don't know that.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because you're also shitfaced, so we think you might be diving into your real thoughts.

• 15:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, and I'm going as hard as, and I'm acting like I'm really serious. And I'm getting loud.

• 15:51Speaker 05

  I think you gaslight yourself into believing all of it.

• 15:53Speaker 06

  I really do. And then I wake up the next morning like, oh.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you feel bad about it.

• 15:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  Dude, is your girlfriend, does she like to party or no?

• 16:01Speaker 06

  Not as much, no, not as much as me.

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  Of course not.

• 16:03Speaker 06

  Which is good, thank god.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  It's good for now. It's gonna catch up to her though. She's gonna go, I don't know if I can be with this drunk anymore.

• 16:10Andrew Santino?

  This is bad. You're gonna have to go, I'm taking a break. I'll take a fucking break.

• 16:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 16:15Speaker 05

  That's how I feel.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  Right after Mike's bachelor party, I will take a break.

• 16:17Speaker 06

  I always say, god forbid I let my hair down for once this weekend. I work so fucking hard.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny when our business, when people are like, dude, I've been working so hard. You're like, this is, we're clowns. We do clown shit.

• 16:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, I, I.

• 16:29Speaker 05

  You know the times I have to put on makeup?

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 16:31Speaker 06

  That's how I am after I'm doing like a one nighter at the Portland helium. I'm like, I earned to blow this check tonight.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  You have to blow all of it. Yeah, seventy-eight bucks. What are you gonna save it? Fucking burn it, dude.

• 16:42Speaker 06

  Give it to the future? Fuck no.

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  Don't support that guy.

• 16:46Speaker 06

  It's mine.

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  So are you doing, are you doing stand-up as, as a solo act?

• 16:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 16:51Andrew Santino?

  And then you guys tour as a group?

• 16:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, we do a live show together.

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  And do you do stand-up too or no?

• 16:56Speaker 05

  No, I don't do stand-up.

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, good. That's fucking, it's whack. Don't do it.

• 16:59Speaker 05

  Uh, I think I would have liked it. I think it's just, it's so, it's so scary.

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  It's for stupid guys. It's for stupid self-indulgent guys.

• 17:05Speaker 05

  No, no, I, I love it. I just like, it seemed, I, I would get so depressed on the road.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  We do.

• 17:11Speaker 05

  Yeah. No, but I would be like, I think you guys have a stronger backbone than me. I think I'd be, if I did stand-up, he'd find me on the chandelier after the first, after the first road trip.

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  First, one road gig?

• 17:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  That's a great sketch. One road gig, he's, oh, he's dead, that's it?

• 17:25Speaker 05

  Your buddy doing an improv mic, an open mic.

• 17:28Speaker 06

  Just one. He's fucking ODing.

• 17:30Speaker 05

  His first one.

• 17:31Speaker 06

  He's at the Days Inn. He's waking up in the lobby of Days Inn.

• 17:36Andrew Santino?

  It feels like it's really weathered. You're like, dude, it's been a long time. The desk clerk is like, you got here last night. You did one show. Didn't you do one show? It's like, you didn't understand, Sheila. I think I'm gonna hang it up.

• 17:50Speaker 06

  Every time I like tell, I'm talking like older comics, like dude, you gotta, you can't, it's not gonna last. Like that's gonna catch up to you. I'm like, you're right. And then I go on the road, I'm like, clean weekend. Clean weekend of shows. And then by Sunday, I'm like, I don't, I don't know what happened.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  No, yeah.

• 18:03Speaker 06

  I don't know how I got here.

• 18:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it will last. It will last. As long as you need it to last.

• 18:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  There's people, Doug Stanhope's been doing it. He's probably the shining example.

• 18:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  Burt Kreischer.

• 18:12Speaker 06

  True, true, very true. He's got it down to a science, I feel like, though.

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  I don't think he understands science, if I'm being honest. Cause he'll tell you, he's like, I'm perfectly healthy. I'm like, buddy, I love you. There's literally no chance. That's like the Trump theory when Trump's like, they said I was in great shape. You're like, hmm, that's actually impossible. Jet, like literally, it's impossible.

• 18:30Speaker 05

  Maybe it's not a science, but he has a process that works.

• 18:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:34Speaker 05

  Process he sticks to.

• 18:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right, right, right. Well, there's no control.

• 18:37Speaker 05

  But that's part of the process.

• 18:38Andrew Santino?

  Right, that's part of the science. There's no control.

• 18:40Speaker 05

  Dude, that's factored in.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  Right. Yeah, it is.

• 18:44Speaker 05

  That's the entropy in the equation. That's right there in the, that's all part of it.

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's smart. Well, dude, shout out to you, Dr. Kreischer. Don't take notes from that. No, dude, I used to, I get it. I, I, I like to, I mean, when I was touring years ago, doing shitty, these things called triple runs. They were like these sad runs in the Northwest. It was like Montana and Idaho and Northern Nevada. You'd get paid no money, but it could headline you young, before clubs would let you in. And it was so depressing, dude. And one night I went out and I don't know where I was. That's how pathetic this is. I think I was in Winnebago. But I went out afterwards and I was doing whippets with locals and I woke up under a pool table and I was like, I gotta chill out, dude. I gotta chill it out a little bit. Like, cool to do whippets with locals, for sure.

• 19:31Speaker 01

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• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, waking up on our pool table, I think I had just a little too much.

• 20:04Speaker 06

  Whippets feel like you're entering the gates of heaven.

• 20:07Andrew Santino?

  It's awesome, dude.

• 20:08Speaker 05

  I did my first one, we went to a Grateful Dead show.

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  Did you go to the Sphere?

• 20:13Speaker 05

  No, we did the one in San Francisco, like one of their last shows.

• 20:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you went to Grateful Dead, not Dead and Company.

• 20:19Speaker 05

  Oh, sorry, Dead and Company.

• 20:20Andrew Santino?

  Dead and Company.

• 20:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just exposed myself for being a fake fan.

• 20:25Andrew Santino?

  Internet, go nuts!

• 20:27Speaker 05

  They were selling, it was just awesome, they were just selling whippets on

• 20:32Speaker 06

  Shakedown Street?

• 20:33Speaker 05

  Hippie Shakedown or something.

• 20:34Speaker 06

  Damn, man.

• 20:35Speaker 05

  That's what it's called.

• 20:36Speaker 06

  You're just throwing mud at them.

• 20:37Speaker 05

  No, isn't it called like, isn't it called?

• 20:38Andrew Santino?

  I think it's Shakedown.

• 20:39Speaker 05

  It's like Stinky Dread Road or something?

• 20:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, homeless asshole.

• 20:44Andrew Santino?

  It's so good to keep like insulting them with complimenting them, like, dude, the music was great and the culture was incredible, these sticky motherfuckers were so rad. What was it, Dirty Fingernail Bob, is that who we met?

• 20:54Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  They are a wild, it's a culture that, I love the music, I've been to a couple shows, like I love everything about the creative freedom and this like wild, just this like wild collection of people from every kind of walk of life, but I clearly don't, I don't embody the thing, so they know, it's a mutual, they're like, you're a fucking outsider, and you're like, yeah, I'm fine with being a, I'm not gonna, like you know when people go to Coachella and for the first time in their life they dress like to the part, to a degree that's like, that's not you?

• 21:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  I don't even try to fake it, I wear the regular fucking bullshit I wear to the thing and then carry on, because I, they already know, I don't want them to also go, what's this thing you're wearing?

• 21:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:39Andrew Santino?

  This $900 shirt you bought to try to pretend like you're a fucking, no, I don't even, I don't fake the funk, I just go do the thing and then tell them, hello outsider, just peeking in, I'll be gone soon.

• 21:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  Do you want some acid?

• 21:53Speaker 06

  Yeah, I do.

• 21:54Andrew Santino?

  I do want to peek there. The whippets though, the whippet scene there is heavy, dude. You'll see guys with those fucking, the tanks that are as tall as you. That's what we bought it off of. Love that guy. That guy's the best.

• 22:04Speaker 06

  I did one, I had never done a whippet and then I'm sitting there and I saw like, it's a big balloon, I do it and I own, I can like feel the blackout closing.

• 22:11Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 22:11Speaker 06

  And just escaped it. And I was like, whoa, alright, I gotta take a break for a little bit, I'll come back.

• 22:15Andrew Santino?

  You'll be back.

• 22:16Speaker 06

  And, oh, and I was. And then my buddy walks up and he's like, oh, give me that. And I was like, take it easy. I almost just passed the fuck out and he goes, yeah.

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  Passes out.

• 22:24Speaker 06

  Passes out. Takes the biggest one I've ever seen. Passes out into an old man.

• 22:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:30Speaker 06

  Old man's eating a cheeseburger. He knocks him out of his shoes and he's.

• 22:33Andrew Santino?

  His shoes came off.

• 22:34Speaker 06

  His shoes came off, his hamburgers everywhere. And the guy's on the ground going, you knocked me out of my shoes, man. You owe me a hamburger and you knocked me out of my shoes. And my friend wakes up to this guy screaming at him. And so we're like, alright dude, we'll get you fucking a new hamburger, sorry about that. We're walking him over. And then some guy goes, don't get him a fucking other cheeseburger, he's been running this all day, he's getting free cheeseburgers, getting knocked over by guys stumbling on whippets. And so we turned around, we're like, fuck you motherfucker, you're not gonna get us. And then we just had a screaming match with this guy.

• 23:03Andrew Santino?

  I love that guy. Cheeseburger Charlie, he's out there, this is just his gimmick. He goes to every show. Yeah, yeah. He's like, listen, I know exactly how to eat for free all day long. Charlie, don't you just get one cheeseburger? No! I want 20 cheeseburgers today!

• 23:20Speaker 06

  And she was, he was with his wife too.

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 23:21Speaker 06

  She was just sitting back there like.

• 23:23Andrew Santino?

  She's the culprit, dude. She's pretending, she's, she knows.

• 23:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 23:26Andrew Santino?

  She's just, it's like Cosby's wife. They know. I had no idea. Yeah, right, Phyllis. She was getting cheeseburgers on the slide, you know that. That is the big culture, that the food trade, you know, thing. My buddy John, we went there and he had, he had traded, we didn't have tickets when I was in high school. We went to one of these fucking shows. You'd do this? You'd walk around like this? No, he brought. Peanut butter sandwiches with mushrooms in them and sold those and when we got enough money, then we traded that for something else and then he finally got us tickets. Oh, that's good. But he was brilliant, dude. He knows the system. I was, you know, like, just so out of my element, I was like, what do you mean we don't have tickets? He's like, dude, chill the fuck out. Watch.

• 24:09Andrew Santino?

  And so we trade this for this and then acid tab for this and then this and then. He's like, this is what happens here. I was like, this is fucking brilliant. This is like that story where the guy trades a paperclip all the way up to like a jet ski. Yeah, yeah. He owns like a private jet. Yeah. He's like, this is a thumbtack. Later. Yeah. He does, but that's how they do it though. They just trade. If you don't have money, you can trade an item and then an item they can sell to someone else. It was kinda great until we realized we had sold all the mushroom peanut butter sandwiches. Then I was like, we didn't keep one? He's like, well, we got in the show. I'm like, eh. I kinda would have rather just done the mushrooms in the parking lot. Still hear it. Yeah, you could definitely still hear it. It's fucking right there. You guys dabble or no? No drugs? Oh, well, mushroom, well, that's. Yeah, mushrooms. Love mushrooms.

• 24:51Speaker 06

  And we got to meet Mayor that day because luckily John invited us to the show.

• 24:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:56Speaker 06

  And gave us tickets. So we were like supposed to meet him beforehand. We got caught. We were screaming at an old guy. So we couldn't, and then take the mushrooms, go into the show and then, you know, I'm like, oh, too bad. We couldn't meet John. And we're all coming up like very fast.

• 25:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:10Speaker 06

  His assistant runs out and she's like, oh, they're taking an intermission. Come back. And so we all meet John Mayer just like melting. It's like I'm melting in front of him and just being like.

• 25:19Andrew Santino?

  And it's, it is awesome, but in the moment it was. You were freaked out.

• 25:22Speaker 06

  I was so scared.

• 25:23Andrew Santino?

  But he's a good dude. I've known him. He's a great dude. He's not like a, gonna make you feel.

• 25:27Speaker 06

  And during the show, now I'm like drinking and I'm like having like, it feels like I'm pushing my child self on a swing set during Drums in Space. Like I'm having this moment and I just type out this DM to him. That's like, so I'm like, thank you so much for this experience. Like yada, yada, yada. I send it. The next morning I wake up, I'm like. Just like see like he responded, I was like, fuck dude, I can't even read.

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  What did I say?

• 25:48Speaker 06

  What did I say? And he sent me like the nicest response ever that made me feel like not gay and totally fine about it.

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  Did he say that you're not gay in there?

• 25:56Speaker 06

  He said, I don't think you're gay.

• 25:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, cause he tests. Usually when you come backstage, he'll test you.

• 26:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, he just scanned me. He just looked me up and down.

• 26:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's it. Yeah, he's got a, he's got an internal chip that can tell. His gaydar is actually real.

• 26:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  It's good technology. Cisco Systems, I think, is behind all that stuff. We're making, we're making gaydars in 2026. They should though, dude. Cause I've been tricked too many times. You know, the amount of times I go out, I hang out with a guy, I think it's a new friend, I end up hooking up with them and I'm like, dude, you gotta let me know, man. You can't, you can't just like throw that at me.

• 26:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  You know, this happened to you, no?

• 26:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, every time I go to the skate park, I'm trying, I'm looking for like the cutest fucking guy.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  Just to hang out, bro.

• 26:37Speaker 06

  And I'm like, hey, look, I work for Monster, I'll sign you. Just come hang out with me for a little bit. And the next thing I know, he's dicks in my mouth. I'm like, what the fuck happened, dude?

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck, dude?

• 26:45Speaker 06

  I just wanted you to put stickers on your board.

• 26:46Andrew Santino?

  Right. I'll finish this. I'll finish this. You got a tray flip for me though. I love, I love, I do like to see you do that, dude. Skate park life, dude. Skate park life is a good life. When I first moved out here, that was like a cool place to go hang. I lived on the west side.

• 27:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  But I was so afraid to do anything, so I would just go, I was like a chick. I would go and watch.

• 27:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, me too. I still do that. I just smoke like spliffs and drink like a tall boy and be like, these kids are good.

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  Right on. Right on, dude. You're the next big thing. And then you lie to kids. You're like, I work for girl. They're like, you do? Can you, can you, what is it? Can you flow me some shit? You're like, I got you, dude. I'll flow you some gear.

• 27:23Speaker 06

  Send me your address.

• 27:25Andrew Santino?

  Just waiting outside of his window.

• 27:27Speaker 06

  I got a carrot package from Supreme coming in for you. Don't worry about it.

• 27:30Speaker 03

  In here, we pour whiskey.

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• 28:16Andrew Santino?

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• 29:44Andrew Santino?

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• 30:15Andrew Santino?

  By the way, this is when I do see skate parks sometimes. You see like older dudes there that... There's always like one rollerblade guy. Yep. Who wants to hit the ball and he waits, you know, he's like waiting and you're like, "Buddy, just come on, man, leave these kids alone, let these kids have fun." "Don't make this about you." There's a guy in this neighborhood who rollerblades every day, and I'm not making fun of him, dude. Shout out to the guy. He's a big rollerblader, but he's real aggressive. If you're in his line, he will yell, "Get out of the way." Is he going down the street? He mobs.

• 30:46Speaker 05

  Bike lane?

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  I just saw him. He mobs, he mobs every single fucking day, all day long. As fast as he... And he's ripping, ripping. He's got elbow pads, helmets, knee pads. He's fucking ripping. So I love his... I love his commitment. Yeah. But I don't know what he does at night. Do you know what I mean? I'm a little scared of what he does at night. Like, I think this is how he gets out all that energy from whatever he's done at night. Well, yeah. Like, cutting up bodies at night is exhausting, so all day, he's just gotta rip on blades all day. It is creepy. He's got that energy, and I'm sure he's the most... I'm gonna say this, I'm dead in a week. Yeah. He's gonna fucking kill me, dude.

• 31:22Speaker 05

  I was surprised how many people rollerblade out here.

• 31:24Andrew Santino?

  It's big, dude. Still a thing.

• 31:26Speaker 05

  Nobody did it in Dallas.

• 31:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Dallas, you can't do that.

• 31:29Speaker 05

  Too scared.

• 31:30Andrew Santino?

  Too scared of being called gay?

• 31:31Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. But Dallas, you're growing up... Dallas is like such a big sprawling suburb that it almost feels like... It's not city... There's no city feel to Dallas, right?

• 31:41Speaker 05

  It's terrible.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  Downtown Dallas isn't really a city either, is it?

• 31:44Speaker 05

  No, there's no, there's no culture, there's nothing interesting about it. It's just really clean.

• 31:49Andrew Santino?

  It's a nice city. It's nice.

• 31:50Speaker 05

  It's clean, that's what you mean.

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's like, it doesn't make me feel... We go on tour, we'll be in cities, and I'll go, "Fuck, dude, let's get out of here. This is... What is this shit?" Dallas, I'm like, "This is fine, doesn't bother me."

• 32:03Speaker 05

  It's like a nice, it's like a place where you go to like a corporate steakhouse, and that's really it.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  100% go to Houston.

• 32:08Speaker 05

  That's all it is.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  Houston's in Dallas.

• 32:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's a... It's just so boring. There's nothing there to do but drink.

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  What did your mom and dad do?

• 32:17Speaker 05

  Uh, my dad was a doctor. Mom was an interior designer, and they...

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  That's a cool life. You had a cool life.

• 32:23Speaker 05

  I mean, Dallas was fine, is a fine place to grow up.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  What kind of doc?

• 32:28Speaker 05

  Uh, he was a hospitalist. First one in Texas.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  I gotta be 100% honest with you, that sounds fake. A hospitalist?

• 32:35Speaker 05

  Believe it or not.

• 32:36Andrew Santino?

  What is a hospitalist?

• 32:37Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  He's a hospitalist.

• 32:41Speaker 05

  Uh, yes, and I don't know, and I can't help you.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:44Speaker 05

  And you can ask me more questions, but, cause every time you'd explain it, he hated being a doctor so much, he would just like, he would never like, give me a full explanation.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  Is he retired now?

• 32:53Speaker 05

  No.

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  He's still doing it?

• 32:54Speaker 05

  He'll never retire.

• 32:55Andrew Santino?

  He's Mr. Hospitalist.

• 32:56Speaker 05

  Mr. Hospitalist.

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 32:58Speaker 05

  First one in Texas.

• 32:59Speaker 07

  It says a hospitalist is a physician whose primary professional focus is the general medical care of hospitalized patients.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  Can I be honest, yeah, this is rhetoric on top of rhetoric, that, it's meaningless.

• 33:10Speaker 06

  I, I, I ca- I'm so sorry, the sec he started, I was like, my brain was like, this is boring, off.

• 33:16Speaker 05

  That, maybe that's what it is, every time you explain that, I'd be like, you're, you're boring, you're a boring dad.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  But it sounds like a job that's fake, to, you know what I mean? When they give administrative jobs to people inside of government, you're like, what, what is that? Like, dude, I have to make sure that this section is run by these groups of representatives who are districtly assigned. You're like, that's not, you didn't even say anything, they're like, you don't get it.

• 33:40Speaker 05

  It's, it's, uh...

• 33:42Speaker 06

  His nose starts bleeding and one of his eyes is just rolling back on his head, he's doing full circles around his head.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  Go to your room. What do you do, dad? Alright, let me guess what your parents did, Liam, let me guess.

• 33:52Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Suburbs, Mass?

• 33:55Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  Western Mass?

• 33:56Speaker 06

  Uh, no, like towards Gillette Stadium, so...

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 34:00Speaker 06

  Southwest.

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  So dad was, uh, is or was, probably is, you're still young, if they're alive, they're alive?

• 34:06Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good. Dad is, um, dad works in sales, nope, not anymore.

• 34:13Speaker 06

  Nope, never.

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  Dad was an engineer, no, pizza cook. Uh, what's above pizza cook, almost everything, really.

• 34:24Speaker 05

  Dad was...

• 34:25Speaker 06

  Irish, worked in the city.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he worked for the city? Cop, he was a cop?

• 34:30Speaker 06

  No, that was sick.

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  Fireman, oh, above cop and fireman?

• 34:33Speaker 06

  Fireman, like, fireman's here.

• 34:36Speaker 05

  Between cop and fireman.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  Between cop and fireman.

• 34:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:39Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 34:40Speaker 06

  Construction.

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, fuck, I was gonna say it. But Irish is rare. Irish construction.

• 34:45Speaker 06

  Really? In Boston, that's, that's it.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, usually they're cops and firefighters. In Chicago, the Irish are cop- my grandfather firefighter. It's just cops and firefighters.

• 34:52Speaker 06

  My whole other side of the family's cops, firemen.

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  Construction. He's still doing it?

• 34:56Speaker 06

  Uh, just, uh, just fell down the stairs.

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  Congratulations.

• 35:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. So he got out that way, yeah.

• 35:02Andrew Santino?

  Will he break his back?

• 35:03Speaker 06

  Oh, he fucked everything up, dude.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 35:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was rough.

• 35:07Andrew Santino?

  Fell down a flight of stairs?

• 35:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  Just at home, though, not on a job site?

• 35:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, just, just hanging out at home. Who the fuck knows?

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  Your mom's like, "Get me some water." "That's it!"

• 35:16Speaker 06

  So now he's chilling. And then mom?

• 35:18Andrew Santino?

  Teacher.

• 35:20Speaker 05

  Sort of.

• 35:20Speaker 06

  Uh, she, she was, she did, she did teach. She was a professor for a little bit.

• 35:25Speaker 05

  She was a professor?

• 35:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, uh, when I was like a kid. And then she was a physical therapist for the rest of it. Now she does that.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  She's a PT?

• 35:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 35:33Andrew Santino?

  She's rad. I like PTs.

• 35:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, she's cool.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  Now she can help your dad?

• 35:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, exactly.

• 35:37Speaker 05

  What did your parents do?

• 35:39Andrew Santino?

  My dad, well, they're both retired. I mean, my pa- I'm old. My parents, my dad was, uh, my dad worked in, uh, automotive sales for aftermarket stuff. So like, he worked for a car wash company. Turtle Wax, do you guys remember Turtle Wax?

• 35:51Speaker 05

  Mm-mm.

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're too young. They folded years ago. They're, they're a piece of shit company and they stink. Poopoo. If you do wash a car, don't use them. I always say that. They fired my dad like out of nowhere. After like years of working. He was so like loyal and they were like, "Say yeah." It like broke my dad's brain.

• 36:05Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  It like lit- my dad was like-

• 36:06Speaker 05

  How many years did he work for the, for a?

• 36:08Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I don't know the exact number. I wanna say it's gotta be twenty something that he worked there. Yeah, dude, it was such bullshit. It sucked. And then he worked for like an automotive aftermarket company that does like parts, like a parts selling, stuff like that. So in the, in that world of sales, automotive sales. And my mom worked, uh, uh, in marketing, uh, for property management, companies that owned buildings in Chicago. And then that's where we lived, in a bunch of high rises when I was a kid, for companies she worked for. So we would just move where they had an opening.

• 36:34Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 36:35Andrew Santino?

  It was like, uh, "Single mother needs a fucking apartment." And they were like, "Just put her in one of these fucking buildings." So we got to bounce around.

• 36:40Speaker 05

  Dude, that's like the plot of Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  I know, they based it on me.

• 36:44Speaker 05

  Your life was like that.

• 36:45Andrew Santino?

  And they owe me money, dude.

• 36:45Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 36:47Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny, I'm too old to know the show, but I know of the show.

• 36:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 36:51Andrew Santino?

  Sweet like of Zach and Cody for you guys was Pete and Pete for my generation. Do you know what that is?

• 36:55Speaker 06

  No.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  It's so crazy.

• 36:56Speaker 05

  Sorry, dude.

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, though, you would love, you guys would...

• 36:58Speaker 05

  Animated?

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no. No, no, it's, it's, it's...

• 37:02Speaker 06

  Pete and Pete?

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  Pete and Pete. Yeah, it was like two guys, two kids that were brothers that looked literally nothing alike and they're... It's just...

• 37:08Speaker 05

  And they're both named Pete?

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and it was really, they weren't brothers, though, but they were.

• 37:12Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  It's really subversive and weird. It was so ahead of the time. It's the one brother from Home Alone that goes, "Kevin, you're such a disease." Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They were, but the show was so ahead of its time. I don't, I think culturally, now we see a lot of these shows, like, we see a lot of, like, adult swimish, swim shows that are kinda like weird in their own kind of cultural weirdness. This thing was so ahead of its time. I had a guy, my buddy Toby Huss, great actor, yeah, he was already the strongest man in the world, and he lived in the neighborhood and would just come by to these young kids and be like, "Want me to lift something?" And they're like, "No," and then he would leave, and you're like, "That's his job for the day." That was his scene. But this show was like, I had, I think it was Nickelodeon, wasn't it?

• 37:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was Nickelodeon.

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  It was just so ahead of its time. And then now you see shows do that all the time now, which is funny. And you're like, "God, that's so funny how like, back then, everyone was like, 'This show's fucking weird.'"

• 38:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  Now you have to be fucking weird to be on TV.

• 38:05Speaker 05

  Well, also, any show that's ahead of its time today is gonna get canceled after one season.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  Not, they don't even, they don't even get picked up now.

• 38:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, you don't, you don't have any shot. Nothing can be like, you can't try anything new.

• 38:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like, imagine pitching Pee-wee's Playhouse. Like, if they tried to pitch that today, they're like, "It's a grown man who has childlike stuff all over his home, and couches talk." They'd be like, "I don't think..."

• 38:26Speaker 05

  He has autism.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're like, "I don't..." They're like, "We have that show. We have Love on the Spectrum. We already have that show."

• 38:31Speaker 06

  And movies, too. I wish there was still a time where, like, this guy's done so many things that worked. They're like, "You can fuck around on this one."

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:37Speaker 06

  I was watching, I watched Gremlins the other day.

• 38:40Speaker 05

  With Bo's afraid.

• 38:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, but even more where it's like.

• 38:43Speaker 05

  And now no one can ever do that again.

• 38:45Speaker 06

  Just Spielberg was like, I've only made hits. And then he's just like, let's do little monsters that run around this whole town. Gremlins, fuck it.

• 38:54Andrew Santino?

  Pretty awesome.

• 38:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's so, I just watched for the first time.

• 38:56Andrew Santino?

  I loved it so much.

• 38:56Speaker 06

  I love it. I love Joe Dante.

• 38:58Andrew Santino?

  It's really, really good.

• 38:59Speaker 06

  It's so great.

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  But that's what happens when you let someone fucking piss in the wind a little bit.

• 39:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  I feel that, it may happen again, and you guys again, dude, I hate to bring it back, but you guys are the, you're the ones that will do that because you're making the, like, are you guys making a movie? Are you guys writing anything right now?

• 39:13Speaker 06

  We're working on a bunch of shows.

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  You have to.

• 39:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:15Andrew Santino?

  Because you guys are the next generation that can like make it a reality.

• 39:18Speaker 05

  Well, thank you. We got a great team.

• 39:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:20Speaker 05

  Our director Tyler Faubert, we also got Elise, Chet, and Billy. They are.

• 39:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Elise is very funny too. I said that to her. I like her. She's very funny.

• 39:27Speaker 05

  Oh, she's, she's incredible.

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  You guys ever worked Veronica is cool?

• 39:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  I've mentioned her twice on podcasts. I think she's so fucking funny.

• 39:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, she's great.

• 39:34Speaker 06

  She's great.

• 39:34Andrew Santino?

  And her, and Kyle, is that his name?

• 39:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, Kyle and Michael.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right. Very funny.

• 39:38Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, great crew.

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  Now, this is interesting because like, do you ever feel like people, look, because what, what Mooney and, and, and Rutherford and, and Beck did, kind of like set the tone for like sketch groups a little bit? Do you guys ever get compared to those kind of guys at all or no?

• 39:56Speaker 05

  Uh, probably. I mean, when I first started making videos, I was like.

• 40:01Speaker 01

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• 40:29Speaker 05

  I miss Kyle Mooney.

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:31Speaker 05

  I miss this whole group. I was like, I would just want to be like, I would just want to make stuff that I wish they were still making. So I was like, when you first start.

• 40:38Andrew Santino?

  Did you like, that was who you guys kind of, when you guys were coming up, that's who you guys liked?

• 40:42Speaker 05

  Yes, and so.

• 40:44Speaker 06

  Them and then the other big ones like Lonely, like early Lonely Island.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  Lonely, yeah. Lonely stuff was great too.

• 40:48Speaker 05

  But I would just, early on, I would like, basically like rip off their style. And eventually you develop like your own that isn't popping off, but like, obviously like.

• 40:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, those were like the number one for me and all my friends was Good Neighbor stuff.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  Cause I feel like you guys remind me of Good Neighbor in a good way where it's not the same at all. But you remind me of their, you guys have the same relationship chemistry in them that they do. Like very, you guys bounce really well where it's obviously your character dynamics are very defined. Where Lonely was great, but it was much more, it was all over the fucking place. It was much more like, wow, they're free. You guys kind of are characters in the show. Whatever that matches to your real life, but it's, it's through the theme it kind of carries through.

• 41:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  Like the Dating Elise, the Dating Elise thing, the uh, uh, not, no, her, her bringing home, the new girlfriend, bringing the new girlfriend home.

• 41:40Speaker 06

  Uh, bringing the new.

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  No, no, maybe it's bring, what is it? She's, she's there and it's um, meeting her for the first time and she's trying to be cool with the guys. And she's just being very fucking, very rude and mean. I absolutely loved every second of that.

• 41:53Speaker 06

  Have you ever seen The Backseatsman by Lonely Island?

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  Uh-uh.

• 41:56Speaker 06

  Oh, so this is like all their first stuff that was just on YouTube before they got on SNL is fucking insane.

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

  It's just wild.

• 42:02Speaker 06

  It's insane. And it's Sandberg just being a backseatsman who's a guy whose whole life he just rides around the backseat of cars. And it's like, it's borderline, you know what I mean?

• 42:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:15Speaker 06

  What is this guy? And that I saw when I was like eight and I was like, I love this so much. What the fuck is this?

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  That's, I need to do that. Were you always stand up or did you slowly get into stand up?

• 42:24Speaker 06

  I started stand up in the sketch at the, like when I was 18 or something.

• 42:27Andrew Santino?

  Same time. What do you like more?

• 42:31Speaker 06

  I mean, sketch is easier.

• 42:32Andrew Santino?

  It's a shitty question because it's so hard to say, but what, what do you feel like is gonna be the thing you do the longest?

• 42:39Speaker 06

  Fuck, I wish I knew.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  Go into your head, you have to give up one, go. You have to give up one right now or I'll shoot you.

• 42:44Speaker 06

  Probably sketch.

• 42:46Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, I know. See, look, this is what I like. Look at this face. You're gonna hurt. Look at his fucking feelings are hurt.

• 42:51Speaker 06

  I'll never, I'll never do it. I'll never leave you.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you got a good frown. That is a good frown.

• 42:57Speaker 06

  I don't even care. I'll never really, I feel like if I. Oh no.

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  You would give up sketch?

• 43:04Speaker 06

  But I think about quitting stand up like all the time.

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's how you know you like it.

• 43:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:08Andrew Santino?

  If you think about giving up at sketch, if you think about quitting sketch, it's probably like, oh, man, maybe you really will. If you think you want to quit stand up all the time, it's like you actually really, you really love it.

• 43:16Speaker 06

  Cause sketch is so fun and it's like, sometimes it's hard, but like, when we did the live sketch tour, I'm like, dude, this is like taking the weights off of that.

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  So easy.

• 43:24Speaker 06

  It's unbelievable. Like it's, you get to take a break, like, I'm not in this sketch, I'm just on my phone in the green room waiting for the next one.

• 43:29Andrew Santino?

  That's great.

• 43:30Speaker 06

  It's unbelievable.

• 43:31Andrew Santino?

  How about when people call them skits?

• 43:33Speaker 06

  I hate it.

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I want to puke and kill myself. And then, and then, and then I can't, I can't go, they're actually sketches. I can't correct them. Because sketches sounds just as lame as skits at some point. It all sounds gay.

• 43:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, it sucks. It all sucks.

• 43:46Andrew Santino?

  Cool skits. And you have to go, thank you. That's my biggest pet peeve about being a stand up is someone, you know, like an older person, I'll get introduced at a party. It's like if a young person's like, dude, I'm such a big fan. Mom, this is Andrew. Da, da, da. He's stand up, he's da, da, da, with a podcast, da, da. And then a parent will always go, well, so what are your skits like? And then I'll go, my onstage, what, what is my act like? Like what, yeah, what, what do you do? It's a lot of it's personal. It's like my observations of my life in the world. It's like, like who? Who, who is it like? And you're like, mm, this is, this is, I'm thinking about that chandelier as that goes on. The more and more I think about the tears of the chandelier. There's plenty of room on the chandelier, FYI. Well, scoot over bud, cause I'm coming. But we might balance each other out weight wise. We might need to be on the opposite. If we go on one side. Plenty of people on it right now.

• 44:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they're already up there. Yeah. All right, good. This, yeah.

• 44:34Speaker 06

  Do you know what the worst thing is nowadays is when people go, this happened to be the other day at a bar. Where it's like someone came up to me and was like, uh, oh, hey, big fan of your sketch and stuff. Like, oh, thanks, man. Really appreciate it. And his buddy just tried, just steps in and goes, yeah, I don't have TikTok or any of that. So like, I don't fucking know you, but like, that's cool, man. So like, what do you do? Like, yeah, I'm not on like TikTok or any of that bullshit. So like, I don't get the influencer stuff. And I was just sitting there just, I was like, why are you attacking me?

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. And also, why do you need to say anything? Remember when you used to, when people used to say nothing if they didn't know?

• 45:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:01Andrew Santino?

  When they would go, I don't know what that is. And they would keep shut because they'd go, well, I don't want to talk about it because I'm not aware.

• 45:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:06Andrew Santino?

  Did you see that movie? I did not. And that's the end of that fucking conversation.

• 45:10Speaker 06

  But I got him back. I just hit him with the, the Connor O'Malley. I was like, what do you do? And he was just like explaining some like tech thing. I was like, that's all going away, man. That's all.

• 45:19Speaker 05

  I was like, AI, that's all going away. He was like, he was like, no, he's like, oh, yeah, now it's fine. That's all going away. And I was like, was staring him into a cell. I'm like, you're not gonna have a job in four months, dude. I'm sorry. And.

• 45:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't think that's meant to last, dude. I don't think AI is gonna be around. But I mean, if that's, dude, your dreams are your dreams, man.

• 45:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:36Andrew Santino?

  And my skits are my skits.

• 45:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  I don't like that one. People do that a lot, though. I don't know who you are thing, really. I'm already embarrassed by being recognized. Like Bobby is good when we go in public. He knows, he's good. I like when a fan says hi, but I'm really like, I, I, I don't know how to, whatever. I just like to say hello and then thank you and then move on. But when someone's like, kind of engaging, I'll get a little uncomfortable. And when someone's like, on a plane or something, and they're like, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. And I'm like, okay, thank you, thank you. But I don't want the attention.

• 46:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:07Andrew Santino?

  And I'll get nervous. And then someone else, like, in my row, or a lot of times, someone next to me will be like, I don't know who the fuck you are. Who are you? And then you're like, dude, don't make me chandelier this flight.

• 46:17Speaker 05

  Dude.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  I'll fuck, I don't wanna kill myself on the plane. I'm already embarrassed. And then you have to lie and be like, oh, it's just, I, I do a thing online. And then they're like, where is it? And you're like, fuck, dude, I don't wanna do this. Please don't do this.

• 46:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  I've had a guy take his phone out and be like, who are you?

• 46:31Speaker 05

  Oh, god.

• 46:32Andrew Santino?

  And then he looks me, then I'll go, um, uh, my name's Andrew. He's like, what? What do you, what do you do? And then you have to tell them. And then they find you, and then they're looking at you, and they do this.

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  That you're on, and you're like, yeah.

• 46:45Speaker 05

  I remember I had someone, uh, see me on the street, and they were like, oh dude, I love the videos. Can I get a quick photo? And I was like, sure. And then his friends are standing there, taking the photo, about as far away as you are from me. And they're talking about me like I'm not there. They go, who is this supposed to be? And I'm, I'm, I'm standing there like.

• 47:02Speaker 05

  And, and they go, I don't know. And someone goes, I think it's the, uh, the Friday beers. And they're like, I don't know what that is. And I'm just. And they look me up and they're like, I don't know who this is. And he's like, alright, thanks man. I'm like, mm, yeah.

• 47:15Andrew Santino?

  Have a good day.

• 47:16Speaker 05

  Bye guys. Nice to meet you.

• 47:17Andrew Santino?

  I've taken photos of people who don't know who I am, but they hear someone else say something and then they'll go, can I get a picture with you? And I'm like, you don't even know who I am. And they're like, who cares? I'm like, alright.

• 47:25Speaker 06

  It's for my son. He's not born yet. He's gonna be huge.

• 47:28Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna be a huge fan, dude. Just wait, dude.

• 47:30Speaker 05

  We have one guy, uh, Chet in our group. He was on a date.

• 47:33Andrew Santino?

  Chet Hanks.

• 47:34Speaker 05

  Uh, Chet Hanks. Eventually, he will be in our group.

• 47:36Andrew Santino?

  There's no doubt.

• 47:37Speaker 05

  Our, our goal is to absorb him.

• 47:38Speaker 06

  Chet, please do a sketch with us. I, I made a huge PowerPoint on why I think he could be the next RDJ.

• 47:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 47:44Speaker 06

  I really think it's, it's.

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  It's him.

• 47:47Speaker 05

  I actually do believe it as well.

• 47:48Speaker 06

  It's, dude, I spent hours.

• 47:49Speaker 05

  We'll send you some pamphlets.

• 47:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:50Andrew Santino?

  Okay, please, please.

• 47:51Speaker 06

  But their career arcs, same route.

• 47:53Andrew Santino?

  Same route.

• 47:54Speaker 06

  He needs the one breakout. He needs his Iron Man. He's on pace. If he gets the Iron Man, he's, he could be, he could be a fucking Oscar winner.

• 48:00Andrew Santino?

  He might. I mean, he came at me one time, Chet. Chet's not a fan of mine.

• 48:03Speaker 06

  Oh, really?

• 48:04Andrew Santino?

  I talked about him one time on a pod, but very like, when he was doing the Jamaican accent at the Golden Globes.

• 48:08Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  And it would just happen, we were talking about it on a pod and he fucking DM'd me, got some, fucking came at me, dude. He's like, keep my fucking name out of your mouth, bro.

• 48:17Speaker 06

  Holy shit.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, well, you do know it was, uh, we were doing a bit for the show. He's like, yeah, right, dude. Keep that same energy when I see you. And I, and I wrote, be well, Chet.

• 48:27Speaker 05

  Well, maybe he's processed now since then.

• 48:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's been a long time.

• 48:29Speaker 05

  I think he's found God recently.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  I think so. And we all have, really. We all have. No?

• 48:33Speaker 05

  I, I found God and then quickly lost him in Catholic school.

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  You got rid of him?

• 48:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, I got rid of him.

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  You could find him again, dude. No, you don't think so? He's on.

• 48:41Speaker 05

  He's hiding.

• 48:41Andrew Santino?

  You do? You think so?

• 48:42Speaker 06

  He's in, he's in the, he's in the cornfields, dude. He's in the tall grass. You're gonna go in there.

• 48:46Speaker 05

  Eventually.

• 48:47Andrew Santino?

  You'll get there.

• 48:48Speaker 05

  When all this runs out, I'll find him.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  Steven.

• 48:50Speaker 05

  When things are going well, I don't need him.

• 48:52Andrew Santino?

  I don't need God.

• 48:54Speaker 05

  What?

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  What a joke.

• 48:55Speaker 06

  Just have me, man.

• 48:57Andrew Santino?

  This is your God.

• 48:58Speaker 05

  That's all I need.

• 48:58Andrew Santino?

  That is your God.

• 48:59Speaker 05

  Wait, but, okay, so Chet.

• 49:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, Chet in the group, sorry.

• 49:02Speaker 05

  He was on a date and I guess some guy sat down at his table and was like, you're from Friday Beers. And Chet was like, yeah, yeah, how are you? And he goes, what the fuck even is it? And he was like, uh, I don't know, man. Uh, it's, it's not, you know, it's, it's like a media company. He goes, uh, I don't understand how any of that shit works. Chad was on a date and he was like, um, it's, it's not that. It's, it's, it's simpler than it sounds. And the guy was like, you're not gonna fucking explain it? And Chad was like, what the fuck? Dude. He just got in this argument and this dude's entire friend group is just staring at them while he's on this date, so. He said, also ask him about the risotto. Ask him about the risotto, it's good. Okay, my boy wants to know about the risotto, but what the fuck is Friday beers, dude? Yeah.

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, uh, look, I love and appreciate all the fans that we have. It just is like, sometimes I don't know how to respond. And I get like locked up and I'm like, I don't know what the hell I'm gonna say. Especially if somebody insults you. They're insulting you. They're like, they're like, I don't really like stand up. You're like, okay, man, I don't know how to do this now. Yeah. Do you, what do you want me to say to that?

• 50:07Speaker 05

  If someone insults me, I just, I already hate myself and I don't care. And it just, if someone likes me, it's the same thing. I hate myself and you just took the wind out of my sails.

• 50:15Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 50:16Speaker 03

  In here, we pour whiskey.

• 50:20Andrew Santino?

  What is that, baby?

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  It's Light Strike, ladies and gentlemen. Light Strike. This stuff, you gotta try. An excellent source of 5% alcohol. They're, uh, changing the game, I'm telling you. This hard refresher is changing it. Hard refresher, baby. You like things hard? Got ya. You wanna feel refreshed? Got ya even harder and deeper and longer. It's resealable, so you can have a little bit. Depends on how hard you wanna go, baby. It's the ultimate party pacer. It's got coconut water, sea salt, and 5% ABV. Shockingly smooth drinking experience. You wanna change it up? You wanna flip it up? They got orange mango. You know I like mango, baby. Mango, mango, mango, ma-mango. Mango is my favorite flavor. But they also have lemon lime. I'm not hating on lemon lime.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  Not hating on lemon lime, but I prefer mango because I'm orange and this is what I like is orange mango. Take control over how hard you strike the party with LightStrike. This stuff is great. Excellent source of 5% alcohol, alright? Very, very good. You gotta give it a try. You have to little, uh, have to, uh, well, you wanna switch it up sometimes when you're out there partying, alright? And it's got coconut water. Every one of your life is like, "You should be drinking more coconut water." Well, I will with LightStrike now. You gotta give it a whirl. It is delicioso. Yeah, they got two flavors. They got lemon lime and they have orange mango. LightStrike currently has, uh, and it comes in a receivable bottle. So, uh, visit Light, drinklightstrike.com. Drinklightstrike.com to find, find some of

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  this stuff and follow @DrinkLightStrike on social. LightStrike, hard refresher and excellent source of 5% alcohol. You deserve to smell good. You deserve to smell good. You're a grown adult. What are you doing? You still smelling? Are you stinking dude? You should be smelling good. That's what I'm here to tell you about Cremo. Cremo products are barber grade and made with pride, professionalism, and passion. The PPP to guarantee you quality without compromise. And I'm here to tell you, the Italian Bergamont, Italiana Bergamont is bright and fresh and robust. The showcase in Nuts Bergamont, the roli brossom and the flesh, uh, the, the, the, vetiver. I couldn't say that one. That one I screwed up. Uh, Palo Santo is also deep smoky and refined. Uh, and I'm telling you, this stuff is so good.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  Cremo does smell very, very good. Cremo, uh, makes you smell good, makes you feel good. Quality products, uh, upscale ingredients for the taste of every man. No matter who you are, you, uh, you wanna smell good, you wanna feel good. Cremo's got you. They offer a wide range of their grooming products for men, including shaving cream, beard oil, shampoo. So you can find your favorite scent and buy the whole body care line. Uh, they sent me a big box of this stuff and man, I have been smelling much, much better. And the lady has been noticing. She goes, "Oh, Mr. Italiana Bergamont." And I twirl my little mustache. She goes, "Yes, my lady. Can I help you?" And she says, "Can I make your pasta and then kiss it all over your body?" And I said, "Go away, wench." No, I didn't say that. But I smell good, I feel good. And, uh, if you're looking to smell good and feel

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  good, Cremo offers all these great products, uh, to make you smell, smell good and feel good. Head to Target or Target.com to find Cremo's new line of antiperspirants, deodorants, and the Italian Bergamont and Palo Santo scents. Once again, that's Target or Target.com.

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  Do you guys have moments where you come home, do you guys have like a roomie chat? Little chit chat nights where you come home and you can't wait to fucking see him and have a chat?

• 53:48Speaker 05

  Well, we set aside-

• 53:49Andrew Santino?

  I told him that. He's young, he lives alone now. And I said, "You're missing out on the fucking, the homie chat when you come home with your little roommates at night and one of them's stoned and somebody's a little buzzed and you're like, "Do you wanna talk some shit?"

• 54:01Speaker 05

  I love it.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  My favorite thing is when I'm like, if I'm like writing something and I write something horrible that I can never do. And I'm like, I guess like, get to like, run out and be like, "Dude, you gotta listen to this." Listen to how awful this is. We have plenty of forbidden bits. I wanna hear one so bad. I know you can't share one, but man, do I love them.

• 54:16Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, I can. Uh, but yeah, I'll do, I'll do little bits. I'll scurry around and act out little, little bits for, just for Liam. It's just a one man show. That I know can't, if you wanna see it, you gotta put, everyone has to put their phone in a Faraday cage outside of our apartment. And then you can come in and see it.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  Right. Sometimes late at night, I'll just get a knock on the door and then a piece of paper slips under. And it's, it's, it's, it's hell on earth and heaven on earth at the same time. It's great. And it cannot, and it's, it's unspeakable shit. It's mostly unspeakable shit.

• 54:49Speaker 05

  We light it on fire.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  You have to.

• 54:51Speaker 05

  We burn it.

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we have, we have one- Don't let it get you, don't get, don't let someone trace it, dude. They'll find it. Someone will rummage through your garbage, find it, burn you to the ground. It'll know.

• 55:31Speaker 05

  Honestly, if they do that, they earn it.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:35Speaker 05

  Good, good. I deserve to go down for that.

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  That is great that you guys get to showcase each other little pieces of bullshit. Now, but your girlfriend, when she, how often is she over?

• 55:43Speaker 06

  She's over, uh, not all the time, I'd say. You are out of your gourd.

• 55:50Andrew Santino?

  Does it hurt? Does it hurt? Does it hurt the relationship? Is it killing a little bit?

• 55:53Speaker 05

  No, she rules.

• 55:54Andrew Santino?

  She's rad.

• 55:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  She would never be a part of it, though. Is she in the business?

• 55:57Speaker 06

  No, no. She's normal.

• 55:58Andrew Santino?

  You know, you know, the rule is one headshot per household.

• 56:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  That's a good rule. This was given down to me from Al Madrigal, comic. He said, he said years and years and years ago, when we were hanging out at the store, a buddy of ours who was dating another actress, comic, whatever, and he goes, "See that, dude? That's gonna fucking end real bad." And I was like, "Well, I mean, I don't know. Who knows? I mean, it's brand new." He's like, "No, no, dude. One fucking headshot per household, okay? Just fucking remember." And it like singed into my brain in a way where whenever friends like, hooking up, fine, but whenever friends started a real relationship, I was always like, "One headshot, dude, gotta be careful." And sure enough, it almost always.

• 56:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  Cause somebody wants and it becomes this like competitive fucking thing. It's dark.

• 56:42Speaker 05

  There's that and, oh, sorry, go on.

• 56:44Speaker 06

  No, I was just gonna say, I get competitive, like.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  And she's not even in the business.

• 56:48Speaker 06

  No, yeah, and if she was, I'd be like, "Where'd you get, you got a spot at the store?"

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  How'd you book that?

• 56:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:53Andrew Santino?

  Who are you fucking? Who are you fucking to get that?

• 56:55Speaker 06

  Let me see her emails.

• 56:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it gets bad. It's like, uh, it's a weird shitty competitive. You're already so self-indulged, you're like, I don't know if another person could.

• 57:05Speaker 05

  It's, it's, it's unhealthy to be that self-indulged and then date someone like that. And it's also like, at the end of the day, it is a job and you hate your job.

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 57:14Speaker 05

  And it's like, you don't wanna, I don't want my, uh, job to also come into my relationship. I want that to be something we never talk about.

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

• 57:24Speaker 05

  I gotta separate it completely.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  I don't even know what my wife does, and I'm not even kidding. I've never asked her. I don't fucking care. She goes to a little place, right? Doesn't she go to a little place every day? He knows. He's seen her go and, "Bye, I wave her bye," and I don't know.

• 57:36Speaker 06

  I drop her every morning, 7 a.m. at Barnes & Noble. I don't know if she's just looking around, if she works there, if she owns it.

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  Probably just checking it out. Yeah, it doesn't even exist anymore. Yeah, she's there. She, she goes to what used to be a Barnes & Noble. It used to be an old spaghetti factory, and I drop her off every day. And I don't know what she's doing in there. No, but I think that was, that's a big piece of like. My sanity, because you know, as you guys grow in your career, like, you start, you do get, you do get, you do start to spin out over bullshit. And she's a human, a civilian, so when I tell her it, it like clicks into reality. She's like, who fucking cares? I'm like, right.

• 58:14Speaker 06

  You realize you're a loser.

• 58:15Andrew Santino?

  Who fucking cares?

• 58:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:16Andrew Santino?

  This is all bullshit. Like, this is all meaningless nonsense.

• 58:19Speaker 06

  Name dropping some like thing that happened, and she's like, oh, that's great, I don't know who the fuck those people are. I'm like, you don't? I'm like, these are like massive figures in my reality.

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  Right. Oh, I'm trapped in my own little bubble.

• 58:29Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm bullshit. Who's the biggest person that's done a sketch with you guys? Like, who was a big get that you're like, oh, dude?

• 58:35Speaker 05

  My favorite would be Sam Brown from Wise Kids You Know. Just because we were, we were like such big fans of WKUK, and it's, uh, uh, he's done like two now, and we've kind of become friends with him, so.

• 58:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  Do you guys have any other like big white whales that you want to get in?

• 58:51Speaker 05

  Andrew Santino.

• 58:52Andrew Santino?

  I told you guys at the bar, I said that night, I said, if you guys have anything and you ever want to put me in something, I'm down, if you have a weird role that you want me to do, I said it.

• 59:00Speaker 05

  We were supposed to in January, but then we, uh, like, kind of suspended

• 59:03Andrew Santino?

  You suspended, stopped shooting.

• 59:05Speaker 05

  Work on our YouTube.

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:06Speaker 05

  But now we're back, and actually I do have, I'll pitch you after a video idea that, uh...

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  I think that's great. Pitch me. I said I want to do it.

• 59:12Speaker 05

  One that you could be a small role in, and then we'd eventually want to get one where you'd be like a big.

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  I like a small role though.

• 59:17Speaker 05

  Because we wouldn't want to, you know, have you like come shoot for like six to eight hours.

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  No, but I like to put a pop in to me, I'll shoot as long as you want, but a pop in to me is funnier for some reason. Like, someone said to me the other night, um, like what, you know, like what would be kind of like your ultimate director to work with or whatever in Hollywood? I think it'd be really funny to be an absolutely nothing burger character in like, in like a Tarantino, Scorsese. And I, like, and nothing, and I mean like, I'll walk in and be like, they're here, and then leave.

• 59:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  That's all I, like, just one fucking shit line, that's all I want.

• 59:49Speaker 06

  I was rewatching.

• 59:50Andrew Santino?

  And deliver it poorly. Outside, they're outside.

• 59:53Speaker 05

  Dude, I mean, all that's making me think of is like Tim Dillon's role in Joker.

• 59:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh Joker dude, yeah.

• 59:59Speaker 05

  And like him shitting on it is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

• 1:00:02Andrew Santino?

  I talked to him that night after he like went on this big rant and I was like, Timmy, why are you burning? It's not even necessary.

• 1:00:07Speaker 05

  Dude, it's awesome. No, no, it's so awesome.

• 1:00:09Andrew Santino?

  I go, just, just, just fucking look the other way, just like it is what it is. He's like, no, they have to know they're making shit. And I'm like, well, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna deny it.

• 1:00:17Speaker 05

  My favorite thing is. Dude, it's like my favorite thing ever.

• 1:00:19Speaker 06

  What he said, he said, I missed my scene because I was tweeting about how bad the movie was.

• 1:00:24Andrew Santino?

  But this is true, that's what's so fucked up. He's like, there is no, there is no hyperbole. That's re- Tim is that guy that's like, oh yeah, I'm gonna fucking.

• 1:00:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  Like he told them he was gonna talk shit.

• 1:00:33Speaker 06

  It's awesome.

• 1:00:34Andrew Santino?

  He was like, I can't wait to fucking shit on this thing when I get home.

• 1:00:36Speaker 05

  I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure he's telling the truth.

• 1:00:39Andrew Santino?

  The movie?

• 1:00:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:40Andrew Santino?

  You, well, I mean, have you seen it? Interesting, have you?

• 1:00:44Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  Wild.

• 1:00:45Speaker 06

  Tim said it was so bad.

• 1:00:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty unwatchable. But it's sometimes I do, I like watching bad shit, cause it's sometimes bad is good. Not in a, not good, but it's good that it's, you're happy it's bad.

• 1:00:55Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  It's fun that it's dog shit. Like what did we watch? We talked about that the other day. I just saw a movie that I know was bad, but I still enjoyed it anyway. Oh, the fucking, um, I went with Dermer to go see it, the, the, uh, Shamelon, M. Night Shyamalan movie.

• 1:01:10Speaker 05

  Oh, uh.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  Not Josh Duhamel, uh, what's the guy's name?

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  Oh, the one in the concert?

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the concert with his dog.

• 1:01:15Speaker 06

  Josh Hartnett.

• 1:01:16Andrew Santino?

  Hartnett, Josh Hartnett.

• 1:01:17Speaker 07

  Is it like Trapped or something?

• 1:01:18Speaker 06

  Trapped, yeah.

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  It's fucking atrocious.

• 1:01:21Speaker 06

  Dude, it's unbelievably.

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  But it's so funny, cause it's so bad.

• 1:01:23Speaker 06

  The dialogue is like, hello, how are you? Can I tell, here's some ex- did you know that this is happening right now?

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  Why are you here? Micah's here too. Did you know Micah? Micah's Dan's what? You know, like, it, it gives you everything too fast and you're like, what is, what the fuck is this?

• 1:01:38Speaker 06

  I love, hey, I love M. Night, I love Josh Hartnett. Thirty Days of Night.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  Dude, the problem was, I think, I think Hartnett thought this was like, I think when you're shooting something, you don't know the director's end game.

• 1:01:50Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  And so you could tell he's working very hard. He's actually quite good in the movie. And then the story unfolds in a way where you're like, mm, did no one tell him this is?

• 1:01:58Speaker 06

  Well, this was an ad for your daughter's mu- mu- music career.

• 1:02:00Andrew Santino?

  Music career, yeah. That's literally what it is. She's singing every five minutes.

• 1:02:03Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's exactly what I said.

• 1:02:06Speaker 06

  It's not good either.

• 1:02:07Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not. M. Night.

• 1:02:09Speaker 05

  I love M. Night, but like, I've never seen this in history. I genuinely love him, but I've never seen this in history where someone. Had one thing do really well and every single chance since, he's like getting another. He's like, like people are still like, okay, this is gonna be the one where he like comes back.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, cuz I'm sure a lot of them earned enough money for them to justify it. That's all it is.

• 1:02:29Speaker 05

  Oh, sure, sure, sure.

• 1:02:30Andrew Santino?

  They don't care. They don't care as long as it earns enough money. And by the way, this one, he's self-funded. Isn't that true?

• 1:02:35Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm almost positive he self-funded this one because he bet on, look, not taking a shot, but I'm sure the studio was like, we're not paying for this movie. But we will fucking, we will distribute it. And he was like, alright, I'll fucking pay for it. I don't give a shit. I'm betting on myself. And then, I'm sure he made just enough. Yeah.

• 1:02:54Speaker 07

  He self-funded all of his projects since 2015.

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:02:57Speaker 07

  The Visit.

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:02:58Speaker 05

  Dude, good for him. Actually, The Visit, The Visit, sick.

• 1:03:01Andrew Santino?

  Visit's sick.

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  The Visit is sick.

• 1:03:03Andrew Santino?

  Look up, how much did it cost for the, the Trapped, or whatever the fuck it was called?

• 1:03:07Speaker 05

  Uh, do you see Megalopolis?

• 1:03:09Speaker 06

  I didn't see it.

• 1:03:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Andrew Santino?

  Do I need to?

• 1:03:12Speaker 05

  Kind of. It's like one of those that like, it's so bad, it's unwatchable tonight, even fun.

• 1:03:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's not fun?

• 1:03:19Speaker 05

  No, it's not fun.

• 1:03:20Andrew Santino?

  See, this Trapped was fun cuz it's bad. Like, we were laughing the whole fucking time.

• 1:03:23Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, I'm sure there's, I'm sure there's great scenes. Like, every movie he has, has like some great scenes in it. It's just like, it doesn't, doesn't tie the bow perfectly.

• 1:03:30Speaker 06

  You had a really fun, bad one that I watched recently.

• 1:03:33Andrew Santino?

  Gimme, gimme a tank.

• 1:03:34Speaker 06

  The Island of Doctor Moreau.

• 1:03:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:36Speaker 05

  What is that?

• 1:03:36Speaker 06

  It's with, uh, I was telling you about it. It's with, uh, Marlon Brando.

• 1:03:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:39Speaker 06

  Marlon Brando plays like this godlike figure. He's fat as fuck, he's bald, and he's got white paint on him for the whole movie.

• 1:03:44Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing.

• 1:03:45Speaker 06

  And he's incredible. Val Kilmer murders it. Like, the acting is unbelievable. And just the effects and the rest of it is just falling apart throughout the movie.

• 1:03:55Andrew Santino?

  It's dog shit.

• 1:03:55Speaker 06

  It's dog shit.

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  It, it looks like a student film with fucking A-list actors. It's the most, you need, you do need to see that.

• 1:04:01Speaker 06

  We should.

• 1:04:02Speaker 05

  If you guys like movies like what, what I think you're describing, have you seen, um, Triple X: Return of Xander Cage with Vin Diesel?

• 1:04:09Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:04:10Speaker 05

  Is literally the funniest movie I've ever seen in my life. Me and my friends, we go on like a trip every year, and we always watch it and get hammered. It, it gets funnier every time.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  Triple X?

• 1:04:20Speaker 05

  Triple X: Return of Xander Cage. So there's Xander Cage, then there's the second Xander Cage movie with Ice Cube. Don't watch that one. Watch Triple- X Return of Xander Cage.

• 1:04:28Speaker 06

  Which is, which is the one where they're throwing around a grenade on a table?

• 1:04:31Speaker 05

  Triple X Xander Cage.

• 1:04:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, there's a scene where they're, they're like in the standoff on this table. Everyone's like, got something to say. Someone just takes off with like the pin of a grenade, just throws it. Next guy like grabs it.

• 1:04:40Speaker 05

  And like shuts off the grenade.

• 1:04:41Speaker 06

  And then they just keep throwing it like they're playing like Russian roulette with this grenade on a table in a packed bar. Like there's people around them.

• 1:04:47Speaker 05

  And then there's one scene where a guy pulls out a second grenade and they're now, they have two grenades and Vin Diesel. Someone picks up the two grenades and he's like, two grenades. I'm liking these odds. And Vin Diesel's like, three grenades. I'm loving these odds.

• 1:05:02Speaker 06

  No dude.

• 1:05:03Speaker 05

  And they're just, they're just playing hot potato with three grenades at a table.

• 1:05:06Speaker 06

  Is that the one where he opens the movie where he's skiing down the?

• 1:05:08Speaker 05

  Yes, yes. I don't even want to spoil it.

• 1:05:11Andrew Santino?

  I bet you that movie made a fuckload of money.

• 1:05:13Speaker 05

  And you know what? It should have because I've seen that movie now probably six times. Cause it's the funniest movie I've ever seen.

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  You're paying for Vin's guest house.

• 1:05:21Speaker 07

  The one of his guest houses. Budget was 85 million, box office 346 million.

• 1:05:25Speaker 05

  Holy shit. He deserves it. Those Fast and Furious movies are phenomenal.

• 1:05:29Speaker 06

  Wait, is that Trap or what was that?

• 1:05:31Speaker 07

  No, that's Xander.

• 1:05:31Speaker 06

  Oh, fuck yeah.

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  But that's my point. Is, is, is those movies will never take a loss.

• 1:05:36Speaker 05

  They're so good.

• 1:05:37Andrew Santino?

  Because they're, because we go to see every Fast and Furious.

• 1:05:40Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:40Andrew Santino?

  And it's an event. It's a fun party event with your friends to go. And I think the joke is on us because everyone's like, oh, Fast and Furious, huh huh huh. But you're like, oh dude. This is the party movie that we need because every other movie that's trying to be something else. This movie's like, dude, we're a fucking, this is a joke.

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  Don't pretend you don't enjoy it. I hate people that are like, those are, those are, they treat them like Marvel movies.

• 1:06:01Andrew Santino?

  No, they're, and also Marvel movies are fucking trash half of the time. So you're like, no dude, this is actually knows that it is what it is and it doesn't give a fuck.

• 1:06:08Speaker 05

  I think that would legitimately be my dream job is writing a Fast and Furious movie because there's nothing where they would look at it and go like, we don't have the budget for that. You could do anything you wanted. Anything.

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. He's like, he's gonna backflip off of a car onto a helicopter and the helicopter's gonna barrel roll the moment before it hits the ground. He gets saved by a hawk, like a fucking huge, like the pitch room and they're like, we could do it.

• 1:06:32Speaker 07

  Well, then they go, actually we did that in the fifth one.

• 1:06:35Speaker 06

  I would love to do, you know, like. All the war movies are coming out and everyone's like, that's propaganda. I'm like, let's make a real propaganda one. Like, let's go all the way.

• 1:06:43Andrew Santino?

  Let's do that.

• 1:06:43Speaker 06

  Let's go all the way on like a fucking American sniper. And like, let's, dude, let's give him, let's give him Wolverine claws, let's give him super strength and just go nuts on it.

• 1:06:54Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I really, I think, I think we should do a propaganda film. I would do that with you guys. But we should make it ROTC. We should, guys that are in college trying to get into the army. My fucking college roommate, dude, I love him. I love you, dog. Ev, I love you. But one of the only guys I've ever known to get removed from ROTC.

• 1:07:13Speaker 06

  What'd he do?

• 1:07:14Andrew Santino?

  Not for disciplinary, for just not doing it. It's a freebie. You don't, you have to fucking just show up. They'd be like, dude, we have to run tomorrow morning before the meeting. Like, you just have to do it. If you want to keep the ROTC thing. And he's like, I slept in again, dude, I can't do it. Dude, you're definitely not gonna go to the army then, dude. This is the easiest, they ask you to just show up and jog with them before a meeting. He's like, not, I'm not gonna do that. I'm like, get out, dude. Get out. And they asked him, they're like, I think you have to, I think you're not army material. I'm like, that's, it's the saddest, what, what is it?

• 1:07:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, I trap was budget 30 million and grossed 83 million.

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  That's great. He's making so much money. 30 million and it grossed 80. And by the way.

• 1:07:56Speaker 05

  83 million.

• 1:07:57Andrew Santino?

  No, but he probably, usually, usually marketing is double the budget, right? So it probably cost him 60 all out. So he still made 20.

• 1:08:03Speaker 05

  I mean, for big movies, yes. I did, I don't think these.

• 1:08:05Andrew Santino?

  This trap was pretty heavily promoted. I saw it a fu, I saw it so much. It became a part of the zeitgeist of promotion. I bet you he spent a fuckload on that. Cause that's how he makes his money. If you market the fuck out of it, there's enough bozos like me that'll be like, we gotta see this.

• 1:08:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:18Andrew Santino?

  Like, I have to fucking see it just because it's, I wanna know so bad if it's bad.

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  Like, I just, and my interest is so piqued with him. It's like, is this, like, what was the one? The, the island where they're all, there's like a, there's a fucking elevator or something? You're like, dude, an elevator? Where you just stopped at some point and was like, and elevator. And they were like, that's it?

• 1:08:40Speaker 05

  That was some of the worst acting I've ever seen.

• 1:08:42Andrew Santino?

  It was pretty, it was pretty tough.

• 1:08:43Speaker 05

  I was like, there was one lady in there and I was like, who, who are you with?

• 1:08:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, who's, yeah, yeah, right, right.

• 1:08:50Speaker 05

  You're not, you're not a real human being. You are CGI.

• 1:08:52Speaker 06

  It's almost like when Kanye releases anything new, you're like, well, he's still, he made graduation, like, he made signs, he made six cents, so like, maybe he's backing his bag on this one, I don't know. And then you're usually like,

• 1:09:02Andrew Santino?

  And Kanye's new stuff, you think is gonna be good?

• 1:09:04Speaker 06

  Oh, I love the cousin stuff he's been driving. I love it. I can't get enough of it.

• 1:09:08Andrew Santino?

  I didn't, I did an interview with Ben Baller, the jewelry maker, and he was like, yeah, Kanye hit me up about doing a, did you see, he posted a diamond swastika?

• 1:09:17Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:09:17Andrew Santino?

  He got a chain made diamond swastika. I can get you guys, I can get you guys hooked up if you want.

• 1:09:22Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah, thank you.

• 1:09:22Speaker 06

  Thanks, BB.

• 1:09:23Andrew Santino?

  And, uh, Ben Baller was like, you know, he's like, no, are you out of your fucking mind? But he said he kept asking him. He was like, oh, I'll break you. I'll, I'll get you to do it. And then Ben was like, brother, you, this, and like, of course, clearly I'm not fucking making you this bullshit. And then I go, but he did get someone. He goes, oh, yeah, there's a fucking idiot willing to make some dumb shit for Kanye. He's like, you think there's not a jewelry maker out there that's, I was like, this sounds a little much, but most of these jewelry makers are, are Jewish. Most of these guys that own these, I was like, who's making this? He's like, oh, no, dude, there's gotta be one scumbag shitbag sellout that's like, fuck it, I'll make it for you. And he did, he posted it on, he took it down. It was on the internet for a couple of days. But he has a huge diamond swastika. But I said, what you should have done was make him, uh, like, be like, yeah, I'll make it for you. And then when he shows up, make it like a Star of David. Just make him a big diamond Star of David, just to fuck him right off.

• 1:10:08Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's like a Banksy where it's like, the second you put it on, it just switches into a star.

• 1:10:13Speaker 05

  It, it just lights itself on fire.

• 1:10:15Andrew Santino?

  You kill Kanye. It is sad, dude. Kanye, I love him so much. You gotta, and, and to watch him do this, you're like, oh, man.

• 1:10:22Speaker 05

  It's like, he's being a cringe lord, dude.

• 1:10:23Andrew Santino?

  It sucks, dude.

• 1:10:24Speaker 05

  It's like, it's like a kid made an edgy joke and everyone got mad, so he just leans into it and doesn't know when to stop. But also, like, maybe he really believes all this?

• 1:10:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't think he believes it. I, I really, I genuinely don't. I think it's all, I think he loves this. I think he's obsessed with the fact that people are like, on his shit, talking about how fucked up it is. But it's the only way he stays relevant. He's not making enough music for us to be like, dude, this is really good. He's like, if I say some wild ass fucking shit, I think Elon's like an inch away from doing that too. Where Elon knows he's trolling and now he's aware of the internet being like,

• 1:10:55Andrew Santino?

  In on him a little bit, so now I think he's just gonna do it even more. Like, I guarantee you, he's, this whole space thing with all the actresses.

• 1:11:02Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:11:02Andrew Santino?

  Now, he's gonna use all this negative attention from it to do some other dumb, you know what I mean?

• 1:11:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:06Speaker 05

  Dude, I missed all that. I was out of town. I completely missed that whole story about.

• 1:11:10Andrew Santino?

  It was so silly, but I like now, he's gonna be like, we'll send kids to space, unaccompanied minors to space. Like, I think he'll just troll.

• 1:11:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:16Andrew Santino?

  Cause he knows it's, that's what he does. That's literally what he fucking does. That's the future. And you both have Cybertrucks, by the way.

• 1:11:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:23Speaker 05

  Mine's coming.

• 1:11:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you, you don't have yours?

• 1:11:25Speaker 05

  It's on back order.

• 1:11:25Andrew Santino?

  Special order, right? And what does it say on the hood? You gotta custom. It's got a big thing on the hood.

• 1:11:30Speaker 05

  Uh, Kanye helped me workshop the, uh, the license plate.

• 1:11:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's, okay.

• 1:11:35Speaker 05

  That's all I'll say.

• 1:11:36Andrew Santino?

  That's all you're gonna say?

• 1:11:37Speaker 06

  Mine says, "Live free or die, R-word." Not the actual word, it says, "R-dash-word."

• 1:11:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 1:11:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:42Andrew Santino?

  Live free or die.

• 1:11:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:43Andrew Santino?

  Which is the state slogan of.

• 1:11:45Speaker 06

  New Hampshire.

• 1:11:45Andrew Santino?

  New Hampshire, that's exactly right.

• 1:11:46Speaker 06

  Close to.

• 1:11:47Andrew Santino?

  Close to.

• 1:11:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's like three hours away.

• 1:11:49Andrew Santino?

  It's a drive.

• 1:11:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's a little bit of a drive.

• 1:11:51Speaker 05

  I've re- recently noticed people ripping the T off their Tesla as like a protest. So that people don't attack their car, and I'm like, that's, there's just something about that that's hilarious to me.

• 1:12:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's what's so dumb. They're so identifiable at Tesla. It's not like, it's not like a Honda where you're like, could, is that could be a Toyota or a Honda?

• 1:12:07Speaker 06

  And there was a, the glue outline of the T.

• 1:12:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:09Speaker 06

  And I was like, you didn't even take the time to get like a razor blade, just really do it?

• 1:12:12Andrew Santino?

  Just take the glue off, dude. I've seen a lot of the stickers around LA that say, uh, "Love Tesla, hate Elon," or whatever, like, "Anti Elon Tesla Club," or whatever the fuck. Dude, just, it's, it is what it is. I, I've even seen this on stage. It is funny that people are like, uh, I remember years ago when those became the car. And everyone I knew was like, "Gotta get it electric, dude, you gotta go electric." And I like cars, and I was like, "Nah, I just don't, I'm not interested. I, you know, I'm just not for me." Everyone's like, "Dude, you gotta be on the right side of history." And now I'm like, "Baby, baby, dude."

• 1:12:43Speaker 05

  Well, dude, me and Liam, we don't have cars, and when all this shit was happening, we were talking like, dude, this might be a great time to get a Tesla.

• 1:12:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:50Speaker 05

  Like, no, they did go down. They went super cheap. Genuinely, I was like, I should just get one, like.

• 1:12:54Andrew Santino?

  Both of you guys don't have a car?

• 1:12:56Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:12:56Andrew Santino?

  You only Uber?

• 1:12:57Speaker 05

  Well, I have an electric bike, so I'm trying to reduce my carbon footprint.

• 1:13:00Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 1:13:01Speaker 06

  I have an electric skateboard.

• 1:13:02Andrew Santino?

  Electric skateboard.

• 1:13:03Speaker 06

  I got my two Swift, yeah.

• 1:13:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a little cooler.

• 1:13:05Speaker 06

  That's pretty sick, dude. Moves like a slow.

• 1:13:06Andrew Santino?

  How do you got, you Uber everywhere?

• 1:13:08Speaker 05

  Uh.

• 1:13:09Andrew Santino?

  How'd you get here?

• 1:13:10Speaker 06

  Ubered.

• 1:13:11Andrew Santino?

  You only Uber?

• 1:13:12Speaker 06

  I Ubered to a lot of places.

• 1:13:14Speaker 05

  I don't leave the west side, so.

• 1:13:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, the only time I go anywhere is like if I'm doing like, you know, shout out the story of the improv and I'll probably Uber there too.

• 1:13:21Andrew Santino?

  You guys are the only guys I know that can get through LA without a car. It's a fucking nightmare.

• 1:13:25Speaker 05

  I don't do stand-ups, so I don't have to like go anywhere. I can literally stay in Marina Del Rey, Venice, or Santa Monica.

• 1:13:31Speaker 06

  I'm gonna buy one. My old roommate had a car, so for like three years I was borrowing my buddy's car. And I borrow my girlfriend's car a lot too. But I usually Uber a lot.

• 1:13:38Andrew Santino?

  That's why you go together. I get it. Yeah.

• 1:13:41Speaker 06

  Could I uh, could I get your keys again?

• 1:13:44Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you buy your own fucking car?

• 1:13:46Speaker 06

  You don't need them, right?

• 1:13:47Speaker 05

  I need to go to the grocery store. Is your girlfriend coming over? That's a conversation I have just every two weeks. Oh man, is she coming over? Nice, we should watch Moody Night. Maybe she's not using her car, I can borrow it.

• 1:14:01Speaker 05

  If she isn't, she's not coming, can you ask her to?

• 1:14:05Andrew Santino?

  You guys have to log in on the fridge. You have like a sign, who's got the car from when? What is, what kinda, is it a nice car?

• 1:14:10Speaker 06

  Volvo. It's pretty nice.

• 1:14:11Andrew Santino?

  Volvos are nice, dude. You gotta be careful. Yeah, no, I just heard they're brand new, right? Just came out? Not made by Nazis. No, yeah, it is. It actually is, yeah. That's the irony of Elon. He's like, they're like, he's a Nazi. You're like, all the good cars are made by Nazis, man. BMW, Mercedes, Volkswagen, Volvo. They're Nazi cars, dude.

• 1:14:29Speaker 06

  They were making some anti-gravity shit back then too. That's gonna come out soon.

• 1:14:32Andrew Santino?

  I can't wait, dude. I'm excited. You guys told me you're both gonna get around town at some point using just jet packs. You guys ordered jet packs?

• 1:14:38Speaker 05

  Well, actually, we're doing that new bike, the flying bike.

• 1:14:40Speaker 06

  Have you seen the new flying bike?

• 1:14:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:14:43Speaker 05

  We have a plan.

• 1:14:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, we're gonna be like the new Green Goblins flying over LA.

• 1:14:47Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:14:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, and there's a lot of wind underneath coming down, so we can really fuck up some encampments, if you know what I mean.

• 1:14:52Speaker 05

  I'm gonna be on the back with like a harpoon gun.

• 1:14:55Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:14:55Speaker 05

  And we can kidnap anyone we want.

• 1:14:57Andrew Santino?

  So you not kill, but kidnap?

• 1:14:59Speaker 05

  Well, if I'm a good shot, hopefully it's kidnapped.

• 1:15:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:15:02Speaker 05

  I'm working on my aim.

• 1:15:04Andrew Santino?

  What will you do once you're, once you're, once they're in your possession, once these people are kidnapped?

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• 1:15:44Speaker 06

  It would kind of be like when you're playing Red Dead and you're like, I don't know what I'm gonna end up doing with this guy, but I'm gonna see how long I can.

• 1:15:49Andrew Santino?

  You can just toy with them?

• 1:15:50Speaker 05

  It's like, it's like the Joker when he's like, I'm like a dog chasing a car when I catch it, I don't know.

• 1:15:55Andrew Santino?

  You don't know what to do with it.

• 1:15:56Speaker 05

  I just enjoy chasing them.

• 1:15:57Speaker 06

  I might fall in love with it, I have fucking no idea.

• 1:15:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you might end up keeping it.

• 1:16:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:01Andrew Santino?

  These are people we're talking about, yeah. There's a, there used to be a guy that I used to see on TikTok that made me laugh every time. He's in Red Dead and he would just like, he would get somebody, he'd be like, "Come on, follow me." They'd follow him, and they would just throw them off of a cliff.

• 1:16:17Speaker 05

  That's the best part of Red Dead.

• 1:16:18Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny, dude.

• 1:16:19Speaker 06

  It's great. I showed my girlfriend Red Dead for the first time the other day, and she was watching me play how like I normally play. Where like, like a woman's like, "Help, help, they, my husband got bit by a snake." And then I go through the process of saving both of them and I blow their heads off with a shotgun after I'm done. She's like, "Why the fuck did you do that?" I'm like, "'Cause I'm God in here." "'Cause I smite who I want to smite."

• 1:16:39Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:16:39Speaker 06

  And I just, I run around, I'm, yeah, I'm shooting everyone.

• 1:16:42Andrew Santino?

  Westworld showed us who we really are. That show was so true. When they're like, eventually people are gonna turn and do fucking wild shit, you're like, "Yeah, dude." Yes, yes, you would, you would, you would absolutely be like, "Well, I can't die, I can do whatever the fuck I want."

• 1:16:54Speaker 06

  We were joking about how like, you know how like that show they get off the train? Everyone's like, "Wow, it's like a new world." One guy, full sprint, he's already taking his clothes off.

• 1:17:05Speaker 06

  It's like, Jesus Christ, the closest dog he could find. Everyone's like, "Holy fuck." It's fake. It's not real. I paid for this. He's like, whatever dude.

• 1:17:15Andrew Santino?

  Everyone has a friend in that, who's the friend in that group that does that? Who's the first psychopath when you go somewhere there? If that world existed, who in your group is the first one that would do some wild ass shit?

• 1:17:23Speaker 05

  I'll tell you this, I, and when I play video games, I like have to be like a good guy.

• 1:17:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you, so you're no chance.

• 1:17:29Speaker 05

  I genuinely like feel bad doing shit like that.

• 1:17:32Andrew Santino?

  I, you don't.

• 1:17:32Speaker 06

  I, no, I'd, I'd start, I'd, I'd murder.

• 1:17:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I'd just be like, fuck it dude.

• 1:17:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:39Andrew Santino?

  It's free. See, you don't know, you're a good boy. At heart, you're a good boy.

• 1:17:43Speaker 05

  At heart.

• 1:17:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, if the, if the veil of society was lifted, I don't know who I'd be.

• 1:17:47Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:17:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:48Andrew Santino?

  If you had to not stop, not pretend like you're such a fucking.

• 1:17:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:51Andrew Santino?

  Well put together adult.

• 1:17:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:53Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:17:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, who would we all be?

• 1:17:55Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 1:17:56Andrew Santino?

  If we didn't have to pretend?

• 1:17:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:58Andrew Santino?

  Like, what would you do if you didn't have to? What would your day look like if you didn't have to pretend?

• 1:18:02Speaker 05

  Probably a lot like it already looks.

• 1:18:05Andrew Santino?

  It looks the same for you.

• 1:18:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:06Speaker 06

  I mean, like, I was saying, I just, I was like, God, we drove by some guys doing heroin and I was like, like, that would be the best day ever.

• 1:18:14Andrew Santino?

  I would love to get ripped.

• 1:18:15Speaker 06

  If you get like 20 bucks and you can get Christmas morning in your veins and then just walk around, like, you're at Disney all day, basically.

• 1:18:22Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:18:22Speaker 06

  Doesn't matter where you are.

• 1:18:23Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:18:23Speaker 06

  Something's like a little glorious about that.

• 1:18:26Andrew Santino?

  There, well, there's a guy who skateboards with his dog by me. He's a homeless guy and his dog pulls him. And I was like, that's fucked up, but also rad.

• 1:18:33Speaker 06

  At heroin, you're on a magic carpet ride.

• 1:18:34Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:18:35Speaker 06

  You're on a jet ski and you're getting pulled by dolphins.

• 1:18:37Andrew Santino?

  His name is Aladdin, by the way.

• 1:18:38Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:18:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's what he goes by. Yeah, when you greet him. And you have to bow. He'll spit on you if you don't bow.

• 1:18:44Speaker 06

  It's royalty, you have to.

• 1:18:45Andrew Santino?

  It's a little toxic. It's a little wild. But he's a nice guy. It is funny that I, in my old neighborhood especially, like, I befriended the homeless guys enough where I knew their moods. You know, like, I could see from across the street and my wife and I'd be like, we don't, we can't, uh, let's not walk over there today. And she's like, why? I'm like, I think I, I can feel.

• 1:19:02Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:19:03Andrew Santino?

  I can feel that he's in like a screamy, yelly mood. But if he was in a good mood, I'd be like, no, we'll just, we'll walk by. And then I'd be like, hello! But you could feel the days where we walk home. That's when I had to get out of West Hollywood, cause that's, West Hollywood got, you guys, the west side's so nice, but the homelessness north is bad. Where you guys are, you're fine.

• 1:19:19Speaker 05

  Well, at our old office, it was pretty bad.

• 1:19:21Andrew Santino?

  It was chaos.

• 1:19:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, there's.

• 1:19:22Speaker 05

  We were, I mean, we literally had to like kick a guy out for like, he just came in and started jacking off in our office once.

• 1:19:28Andrew Santino?

  Did he finish?

• 1:19:29Speaker 05

  Uh, no, I think it was kinda like.

• 1:19:32Andrew Santino?

  Limp?

• 1:19:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:33Andrew Santino?

  That's so annoying.

• 1:19:34Speaker 06

  Get hard. If you're gonna come in my office and jack off, be hard.

• 1:19:36Speaker 05

  I don't think there's anything funnier to me than like a homeless guy jacking off like a flaccid penis. Just walking around like he doesn't even know he's doing it. I swear, I like, I think that is the funniest thing ever. When you see those videos of guys on PCP.

• 1:19:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:49Speaker 05

  And the cops are try- like, they don't know what the cops are saying and they're just like massaging their butter.

• 1:19:53Speaker 06

  I get mad when they don't even shoot big. It's like, it's like a little dribble out there. I'm like. Yeah, what, like, how many times you beat off today, perv? Like, save the rope for the fucking audience, dickhead. But we had a guy that used to light our stairs on fire at our old place.

• 1:20:06Andrew Santino?

  Tight.

• 1:20:07Speaker 05

  Bit of a firebug.

• 1:20:08Speaker 06

  Uh, yeah, he would just, he would just walk in, throw gasoline on all carpeted stairs, throw a match, and then just fucking dip. He did it like twice.

• 1:20:15Andrew Santino?

  Wow. I wonder why. What happened to him with stairs? It's just your dad.

• 1:20:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, just my dad.

• 1:20:22Andrew Santino?

  Your dad's just these aggressive nightmare memories of stairs.

• 1:20:25Speaker 05

  You'll never hurt anyone in my family ever again.

• 1:20:30Andrew Santino?

  That doesn't say just light shit on fire. We used to have a guy, there was a guy who used to poop, uh, poop by our mailboxes in my second apartment. Which is not, I don't really care. I get it, he wanted to get out of the wind. You know, but, but dude, not, I mean, you know, it's, you can't see it. Like, it was underneath the boxes, so you'd walk by it and be like, oh, fuck, he must have pooped over there again.

• 1:20:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, there was a guy, there was a poop outside of our old place that I could see. I was like Dexter doing forensics, right? I like, I could see the impact on the wall and then where it was. It was the biggest shit I've ever seen in my life. And I was like, I would just walk around, I'm like, I think his feet were probably here. And like, he was like this, and it was, I mean, he, it must have shot four feet out of his ass onto this wall and then hit, like. Cause I think there was a car parked, so I think he had his hands up on the.

• 1:21:16Andrew Santino?

  Bracing himself on the vehicle.

• 1:21:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, and he was just like, just letting it, I was like, oh man, I wish I could have seen this live.

• 1:21:21Andrew Santino?

  Respect to this guy, by the way. Cause I bet you, this was a moment for him too. He was like, whoa! You guys! No one's there. Check it out!

• 1:21:29Speaker 05

  There was an outline of a body, like a nuke went off in the shadow, right against the wall.

• 1:21:34Speaker 06

  He's just an NFL kicker, just like looks up at God after he's like, well, you saw it at least. He's still here for this.

• 1:21:38Andrew Santino?

  You're with me forever, man.

• 1:21:39Speaker 05

  Dude, you had a, uh, you had a guy walk into the office when we were having like a little pre-party before this? We used to host stand-up shows at the office.

• 1:21:47Andrew Santino?

  You got, really?

• 1:21:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, it was fucking nightmare.

• 1:21:50Andrew Santino?

  Why was it bad?

• 1:21:52Speaker 06

  It was...

• 1:21:52Andrew Santino?

  That sounds fun.

• 1:21:53Speaker 06

  It was fun, but, uh, I was hosting, I don't like host, it was like, it was fun, I hate producing a show.

• 1:21:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta get somebody else to do that.

• 1:22:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, I like coming in, doing my set and getting out.

• 1:22:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:02Speaker 06

  And then, it was a lot of like setting up chairs and taking down chairs.

• 1:22:06Andrew Santino?

  Paying your dues.

• 1:22:07Speaker 06

  Yeah. But...

• 1:22:08Speaker 05

  That homeless guy walked in.

• 1:22:10Speaker 06

  A homeless guy just walked in one day, and I like, was pretty sure he was, like, he looked very homeless. You can tell by the shoes, usually, and, uh, he didn't have any. And he walked in, he was like, "What is this place?" I was like, "Oh, so it's like a media company." And I started like breaking down the, and I was like, "What the fuck am I doing?"

• 1:22:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, pitching him for real for some reason.

• 1:22:26Speaker 06

  I was like, "I think you gotta go, man." He's like, "Well, alright, well, you guys have anything I could have?" And I was like, "Yeah, alright," and I just gave him like thirty rack of beer, and just, I was like, "You hit the road." And I was like, "I probably just created the biggest problem for someone else tonight."

• 1:22:37Speaker 05

  He's like, "You're gonna give him a free beer at that office?"

• 1:22:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's gonna come back.

• 1:22:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, he never did, though. He never did.

• 1:22:42Speaker 05

  No, he's gonna come back every, we already moved the office like a year ago, but he's still showing up.

• 1:22:46Speaker 06

  I go back, and I just leave ham slices out for him, I just leave it right on the, around the rail.

• 1:22:51Andrew Santino?

  The idea, though, that, that he, he's like off his rocker, he walks in, you give him free beer, he's like, "This is, this is heaven." "This is exactly where I'm supposed to be. I'm supposed to come here every day." He has like a wonderful afternoon, he gets fucking cooked, and then he forgets where that office is. The rest of his life is trying to find that office again.

• 1:23:09Speaker 06

  And we took the signs down like right after that, so he's probably like, "No, was this real?" "It was a dream."

• 1:23:14Andrew Santino?

  It's like, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:15Speaker 06

  "Where's my Zoltar machine?"

• 1:23:18Andrew Santino?

  You made him big and then you took it away, dude. That's so fucking dark. That's a, that's actually kind of a beautiful movie, a guy searching for the place that gave him free beer for the rest of time.

• 1:23:27Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:23:28Andrew Santino?

  He just can't fucking find it.

• 1:23:29Speaker 06

  He's looking for this one skinny fat Irish kid walking around the city. He's, he was just turning around.

• 1:23:33Andrew Santino?

  He's turned everyone, he's like, "Liam?" "Liam!"

• 1:23:37Andrew Santino?

  I think that man lost his son. Now he lost his free fucking ear hook up dude. How far is the office from the old one? Not far?

• 1:23:44Speaker 06

  No, it's Venice to Santa Monica, so it's not.

• 1:23:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, okay, so he'll never find you guys.

• 1:23:48Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:23:48Andrew Santino?

  Aw, man, that's sad.

• 1:23:49Speaker 06

  It's cross-country for him, so.

• 1:23:53Speaker 06

  But I think I'd do arson, now that I think about it. If the, if it was like.

• 1:23:56Andrew Santino?

  You'd light shit on fire like Stair Boy?

• 1:23:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think, no, that sounds like a lot of fun to me.

• 1:24:00Andrew Santino?

  What crime would you commit?

• 1:24:00Speaker 05

  Uh, if I were homeless?

• 1:24:02Andrew Santino?

  If you were free? The word is free, not homeless, it's free.

• 1:24:05Speaker 05

  If I were unhoused?

• 1:24:06Andrew Santino?

  No, no, if you're free, I think they're free.

• 1:24:09Speaker 05

  If I were unhoused.

• 1:24:10Speaker 06

  Unrestricted.

• 1:24:10Speaker 05

  I would hunt down Waymos like they would woolly mammoths back in the day. I would get a group of my best friends and we'd all be on Vicodin.

• 1:24:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:20Speaker 05

  And we would hunt down Waymos.

• 1:24:22Speaker 06

  It made me so happy.

• 1:24:22Speaker 05

  And then when you break open a Waymo, there's like treats inside, there's people in there.

• 1:24:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right.

• 1:24:26Speaker 05

  It's like cracking open a, some fruit, getting the seeds out.

• 1:24:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, I, nothing made me happier the other day, I was in a Waymo and I was like driving down Venice and stopped at a light and these middle school kids started throwing bottles and rocks at the Waymo.

• 1:24:38Andrew Santino?

  Hell yeah.

• 1:24:39Speaker 06

  And they were all like freaking out and I was in there just smiling, like they looked at me like, oh, I was like.

• 1:24:44Speaker 05

  Keep doing it!

• 1:24:45Speaker 06

  And I was like, yes, and I just, so happy the rest, I'm like, kids are still throwing rocks at cars?

• 1:24:49Andrew Santino?

  Thank god, yeah, they need to.

• 1:24:51Speaker 06

  If, if I saw a driverless car when I was eight, I'd be like, let's throw the heaviest thing we can at this.

• 1:24:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, that's how do we hurt it? What do we do to break that? I don't like that.

• 1:24:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:24:59Andrew Santino?

  By the way, can you get out while it's dri- I've never been in one.

• 1:25:01Speaker 06

  You could stop and get out, so I could be like, hey, you kids, but I was like.

• 1:25:03Andrew Santino?

  You, but you could just open the door or no?

• 1:25:05Speaker 05

  You press pull over.

• 1:25:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:07Speaker 05

  And then it.

• 1:25:07Andrew Santino?

  And it will do, it will unlock, cause I thought for a safety mechanism, they wouldn't let you just get out.

• 1:25:11Speaker 06

  I think if you, yeah, you have to like, you have to find a safe spot, it won't just like stop.

• 1:25:14Andrew Santino?

  I looked it up for the first time, they don't come to the valley, you know that? There's no Waymos above the hill.

• 1:25:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:25:18Speaker 05

  You can't go on the highway.

• 1:25:20Speaker 06

  I can take them.

• 1:25:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they don't do highway?

• 1:25:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, we, we started taking them cause.

• 1:25:23Andrew Santino?

  By the way, fucking the streets are just as dangerous as the highway in LA.

• 1:25:26Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:25:26Andrew Santino?

  That's the stupidest thing, they're like, that's a little unsafe, you're like, have you been on these fucking roads?

• 1:25:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:25:30Andrew Santino?

  This is just as dumb and dangerous.

• 1:25:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:25:32Speaker 05

  We started taking Waymos, cause uh, we went to a shoot that was like an hour and 15 minute drive and like, my driver was like dozing off. Like really, really having a good day.

• 1:25:43Andrew Santino?

  Ah, yeah.

• 1:25:43Speaker 05

  Dozing off.

• 1:25:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, he was on something.

• 1:25:45Speaker 05

  And he was talking at like 10%. Fifteen percent the normal speed he should have been talking at.

• 1:25:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:25:51Speaker 05

  And I was like, I'm, I can't, I can't keep doing this. This happens so often.

• 1:25:54Andrew Santino?

  You trust computer over human?

• 1:25:56Speaker 05

  Uh, I trust computer over whatever that guy was.

• 1:25:59Andrew Santino?

  Drugged up human, yeah.

• 1:26:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, drugged up human.

• 1:26:01Speaker 06

  I can, I can take him from my place to the improv though, which is sweet. It's a very fun ride.

• 1:26:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, in the city, right, only in the city they can. But is it expensive, more expensive than an Uber?

• 1:26:09Speaker 06

  Sometimes it's a lot cheaper.

• 1:26:10Andrew Santino?

  Wait, really? What, I wonder why, how they're getting away with this?

• 1:26:12Speaker 06

  I don't know.

• 1:26:13Speaker 05

  No guys.

• 1:26:14Andrew Santino?

  No guys, only girls.

• 1:26:15Speaker 05

  No insurance on, on drug dealer or drug guy driving.

• 1:26:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:26:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's true. Well, that's like, I like, I don't know why they're not doing that with food delivery at this point.

• 1:26:24Speaker 05

  Well, they got the cocoa robots.

• 1:26:26Andrew Santino?

  Those robots just don't.

• 1:26:26Speaker 05

  That's what I would hunt if I was.

• 1:26:28Andrew Santino?

  They don't cover enough ground, yeah, those are easier to hunt.

• 1:26:29Speaker 05

  That's, that's for real, like cracking open a coconut in the wild.

• 1:26:32Speaker 06

  Those are like the.

• 1:26:32Speaker 05

  If you're unhoused.

• 1:26:33Andrew Santino?

  But I think if you are hunting them, it can't be, you can't be on foot, because they're quite slow. You'd have to be in a wheelchair as well. Like, you have to have wheels if they have wheels. That's only fair.

• 1:26:40Speaker 06

  Hunt them like they hunt the wild hogs in Texas. Just an AR out of a helicopter. And it's like, there's way too many of them.

• 1:26:47Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:26:50Andrew Santino?

  Just military, great, huge bullets.

• 1:26:52Speaker 06

  It's like the ropes of gunfire coming down.

• 1:26:56Speaker 05

  And you see that slap. The tracer bullets where it's literally like lasers coming out.

• 1:27:01Andrew Santino?

  Whenever I see that, that does, it gets, it makes me, it does something. You're inside, you're like, dude, that's for people? That's insane.

• 1:27:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:07Andrew Santino?

  Just.

• 1:27:09Andrew Santino?

  You're like, those 10,000 bullets, you're like, what the fuck?

• 1:27:12Speaker 06

  You ever see that drone footage where it's like, the square is on the guy? And then like the square is off and they're like, you're like, oh, they're gonna miss. The guy's not on them. And then it's just.

• 1:27:21Speaker 05

  It's like, they don't really have to aim.

• 1:27:23Speaker 06

  It's a dragon, dragon just comes over and hits everything.

• 1:27:26Speaker 05

  That entire like football field radius around that guy.

• 1:27:29Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:29Andrew Santino?

  It is insane when you see the square tracking a human, you're like, oh dude, this guy, this is bad. This is not good.

• 1:27:35Speaker 05

  Dude, it is crazy that like, uh, pretty much all war is like completely documented now. And you could just like pop in and see what's happening.

• 1:27:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, how fucked is that though? Like any story from your grandfather or something? It's all lore. You don't know what I mean?

• 1:27:47Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 1:27:48Andrew Santino?

  But now you can't be like, like Burr had a great joke about that, about like, standing up to salute a soldier at a football game. And he's like, well, I mean, let me see his highlight reel. Like, before I give this guy all this love, like, what did he do? Like, was he in the computer room or was he out on the field? Like, it is funny to think now in the future, kids will be like, it's like, my dad was da, da, da. And they're like, show me.

• 1:28:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:28:10Andrew Santino?

  Let me see what he did.

• 1:28:11Speaker 05

  I mean, the amount of times I've seen a drone drop a grenade on a Russian guy, like, taking a nap. Like, a hundred times.

• 1:28:20Speaker 06

  Dude, I remember.

• 1:28:20Speaker 05

  They wake up, "What was that?", and then this puff of smoke.

• 1:28:23Speaker 06

  Dude, in high school, on the library computer, like, this, I think there was just, like, a Wild Wild West before they were really blocking.

• 1:28:30Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:28:30Speaker 06

  I think they were blocking, like, porn sites and stuff, but they didn't even know about.

• 1:28:32Andrew Santino?

  Even then, they didn't even do that well.

• 1:28:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:28:34Andrew Santino?

  Because someone in my class always could be like, "Dude, check this out, this leaked." And I'm like, "Oh, that's so funny."

• 1:28:38Speaker 06

  And I just watched a guy getting his head cut off.

• 1:28:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:28:40Speaker 06

  In the library of my high school, and I was like...

• 1:28:44Andrew Santino?

  Educational.

• 1:28:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, and I was like, "You'd think, head comes right off." No, no, no.

• 1:28:49Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:28:49Speaker 06

  No, no, no.

• 1:28:50Andrew Santino?

  Takes a long time.

• 1:28:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:28:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:28:51Speaker 06

  It really did.

• 1:28:52Andrew Santino?

  It's actually a lot of work, and that's why you rollerblade around town at full speed.

• 1:28:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:28:56Andrew Santino?

  Because that is tiring. It's exhausting, you've got to hold the spine, you've got to really get through there. It is just, dude.

• 1:29:03Speaker 05

  You've got to have good forearms.

• 1:29:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, you really do, you've got to be jacked.

• 1:29:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can't be some skinny mini dude, you're not going to get through.

• 1:29:08Speaker 05

  There's, there's a handful of sketches we want to make that we just can't yet.

• 1:29:12Andrew Santino?

  You're, why?

• 1:29:14Speaker 05

  We got it, we got to be a little more established, I think.

• 1:29:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, I think that's fu- but that's fucking hilarious.

• 1:29:19Speaker 06

  That one is actually...

• 1:29:20Andrew Santino?

  By the way, if you got Mikey Day in that, would be fuck- that would be...

• 1:29:23Speaker 05

  It would be awesome.

• 1:29:24Andrew Santino?

  The icing on the cake.

• 1:29:24Speaker 05

  Well, Tyler Falbough's the director, he did the show with Bill Burr, actually, Moral Compass. I don't know if you ever...

• 1:29:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:29Speaker 05

  Saw that, but a lot of those types of sketches, that's kind of what his show was, which is, he's like, really dark sketches. And I'm hoping that we have some vehicle to make those sketches I just pitched.

• 1:29:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can make them, coming back.

• 1:29:41Speaker 06

  I think it's funny, like, yeah, and Tyler's show, he's actually friends with Al, actor.

• 1:29:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, well, because Bill and Al, ATC, was their company together, yeah.

• 1:29:49Speaker 06

  And, but it was like a drone operator for the military who's, like, falls in love, he's like, supposed to drone-strike this village, he falls in love with, like, this beautiful girl that he sees down there. And he's, like, falling for her, and then, like, sees that her husband comes home and they kiss, and he just nukes the whole city immediately. Like, takes her out, like, right off the bat.

• 1:30:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, but, like, before he nukes him, the guy comes and he's like, he's like, "Execute the target." And he's like, "No!

• 1:30:10Speaker 06

  I can't do it."

• 1:30:11Speaker 05

  "No, I'm done with this, these are real people." He gives this whole speech, turns around, she kisses him.

• 1:30:17Andrew Santino?

  You know what, you're right. Doop. Yeah. I think, I think, why not, I mean, like on your slate coming up, how much stuff have you guys? How often are you shooting to put out? What's your like timeline of putting out shit?

• 1:30:30Speaker 05

  On average, once a week, but we'll just, so much stuff, kind of interrupts our schedule that we end up just like block shooting.

• 1:30:38Andrew Santino?

  Like a stupid podcast or something like that?

• 1:30:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, like a dumb podcast where you have to drive like four hours to get to it.

• 1:30:42Andrew Santino?

  That sucks dude.

• 1:30:43Speaker 05

  But yeah.

• 1:30:43Andrew Santino?

  Could've way mode. Could've way mode and then walk over the hill. They drop you off at Laurel Canyon, you're like, alright.

• 1:30:50Speaker 05

  Uh, but we'll usually do like, per sketch, we'll try to spend like one day on a sketch, which really is restricting. But, we'll have some sketches where we can do like two day shoots, just for money.

• 1:31:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:02Speaker 05

  And, uh, so we'll probably do about, um, one two day shoot every like two months?

• 1:31:09Speaker 06

  Do like, yeah, like a shoot day a week probably, where we're just shooting the whole day and that's a YouTube sketch and then, yeah. When we have like one that we need to spend more time on, we'll do a two day shoot here and there, but it's usually just one day in and out, try to get it done.

• 1:31:20Andrew Santino?

  Alright, well I wanna be in one.

• 1:31:21Speaker 06

  Please, please.

• 1:31:22Andrew Santino?

  And he's, we have an eyewitness here that says, right, didn't they said that they'll put me in one?

• 1:31:26Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:31:26Andrew Santino?

  You guys don't have a fucking choice. I wanna be in something. Small as it can be, I don't care. It doesn't matter what it is.

• 1:31:31Speaker 06

  I, I agree, I think that'd be really fucking funny too, if it's like a-

• 1:31:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, if it's tiny and stupid and, and it's almost, you miss me anyway. Put me in a costume, you won't even know it's me.

• 1:31:39Speaker 05

  I think there's-

• 1:31:40Andrew Santino?

  Shroud me in something where it's not even me.

• 1:31:42Speaker 05

  There is one that will be like similar in tone to this stand-up one.

• 1:31:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:47Speaker 05

  That would be great if you could play yourself in it.

• 1:31:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, easy. Whatever you want.

• 1:31:51Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:31:51Andrew Santino?

  I'll shit on all of it. Whatever, whatever's a good pop in. I'll take it, I think it's like a nice, fun, small, so it's not about, so then I don't become the sketch thing, part of it.

• 1:32:02Speaker 05

  Uh, I see, right.

• 1:32:03Andrew Santino?

  It's not, because then it's not worth it.

• 1:32:04Speaker 05

  Do you live around here?

• 1:32:06Andrew Santino?

  Kind of, yeah, relatively close.

• 1:32:07Speaker 05

  Okay, we shoot, I feel like we shoot a lot of stuff out here.

• 1:32:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we do come and shoot.

• 1:32:10Andrew Santino?

  We do a lot of valley shoots?

• 1:32:12Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:32:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, just, there's so much studio space out here.

• 1:32:14Andrew Santino?

  There's so much space up here.

• 1:32:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:32:16Andrew Santino?

  This is where the old whites live.

• 1:32:17Speaker 05

  Mmm.

• 1:32:18Andrew Santino?

  This is Dallas.

• 1:32:19Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:32:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:32:20Andrew Santino?

  This is essentially, the, the valley is essentially Dallas. It's just a big sprawling suburb. And it's a ti- like Burbank is a legitimate time capsule. Like you'll walk around those neighborhoods, nothing has changed for 40 years. It's fucking beautiful. Like I have, I have a weird little crush on it. You know Chad and JT, you know those guys?

• 1:32:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, JT ran for fucking city council.

• 1:32:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he ran for city council for Burbank.

• 1:32:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:32:40Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:32:41Andrew Santino?

  He loves Burbank. We talk about it all the time because I do think there's something really magical about- The city kind of has stayed its own character. It doesn't, you know, LA has to change. The city has to keep like, new restaurants, new bars, and this one's closed down, and that shop's new. The Burbank doesn't have, any of these like suburban LA suburb, they don't fucking give a shit. They don't have to change, they don't want tourists to come up here. Like, they don't want foot traffic. They don't want someone to be like, "We should check it out." They're like, "Don't. It sucks. You don't like this." Cause they just keep it quiet. Now that's kinda like the big sell. And for an old crotchety white, I'm like, this is exactly what I like.

• 1:33:17Speaker 06

  I think they should have elected JT. He's incredibly intelligent.

• 1:33:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, JT's gonna run again. He did say he's gonna run one more time. I do think he took a loss and it was, uh, it was because of some political shystiness. And you know what the fuck I'm talking about. You know what you did, Burbank City Council. You know what you did. Uh, I'll be in a sketch soon. You guys say when. I appreciate you guys coming on the show. You guys are so fucking funny, honestly. Uh, please watch everything that they put together. Plug Friday Beers, and then is there anything else to plug?

• 1:33:44Speaker 05

  Uh, Almost Friday TV, that's our YouTube channel, and then we do a podcast, the Almost Friday Pod.

• 1:33:49Andrew Santino?

  Almost Friday Pod, uh, Friday Beers and Friday TV, Almost Friday TV.

• 1:33:55Speaker 05

  Almost Friday TV, we're kind of like, that's kind of, Friday Beers is like the parent company, it's weird how it works, but we, our group is like called Almost Friday, and then TV, or Pod, right? Almost Friday TV.

• 1:34:07Andrew Santino?

  We'll put the link in the description down below. Uh, we end the show the same way, boys. You look into that camera and you say one word or one phrase to end the episode whenever you're ready. Arson.

• 1:34:19Speaker 05

  Unhoused.

• 1:34:22Speaker 03

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 1:34:28Speaker 04

  Oh, that creature in the ginger beard!

• 1:34:30Speaker 03

  It's dirty and ginger.

• 1:34:32Speaker 04

  Like peppers, the ginger gene is a curse. Ginger's a beautiful. You owe me five dollars for the whiskey, and seventy-five dollars for the horse. Ginger's, oh hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.