Ep 252: Matt McCusker

Matt McCusker joins the boys this week for a wild one — fresh off taping his new Netflix special. They get into the chaos of recording hours, arena gigs with Shane Gillis, junkyard dogs, sticklers for the rules, the chili pad revolution, and why shower sex scenes are total lies. Plus, peeves, recs, and a deep dive into old-school internet filth like Lemon Party. Sponsored by: 💻 Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month Shopify trialhttps://www.shopify.com/DRUNK 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD:https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #MattMcCusker #RocketMoney #CornbreadHemp #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:05Mark Normand?

  Hey!

• 0:06Sam Morril?

  Hey!

• 0:07Mark Normand?

  Here we are. We're here, we're queer, we're back, baby!

• 0:11Sam Morril?

  How you been?

• 0:12Mark Normand?

  Good, good. I taped a special.

• 0:14Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 0:15Mark Normand?

  I got that magical moment where it's in the can, but it's not out yet.

• 0:18Sam Morril?

  Boulder, the magical untapped comedy market, huh?

• 0:22Mark Normand?

  Untapped, uncut gem. It's, uh, like my penis. It's incredible.

• 0:27Sam Morril?

  Are you uncut?

• 0:28Mark Normand?

  No, I'm cut.

• 0:28Sam Morril?

  Okay, good.

• 0:29Mark Normand?

  Come on.

• 0:30Sam Morril?

  I'm not doing a pod with a uncut.

• 0:32Mark Normand?

  You don't like an anteater?

• 0:33Sam Morril?

  Eh, it's alright.

• 0:34Mark Normand?

  I cut my sons.

• 0:35Sam Morril?

  Did you?

• 0:35Mark Normand?

  Did it myself.

• 0:36Sam Morril?

  You nibbled it?

• 0:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 0:37Sam Morril?

  Get a little bite?

• 0:38Mark Normand?

  Ah, safety scissor.

• 0:40Sam Morril?

  Put a little wine on, then you took a bite? They do that for the alcohol?

• 0:44Mark Normand?

  Is that right?

• 0:45Sam Morril?

  Alcohol on the ween, right after they do it.

• 0:47Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 0:47Sam Morril?

  What a weird... Remember Geraldo had that bit? He goes, "I got invited to a bris," you know, the circumcision? I mean, what are you aware of that? I just wore a tie with the ensign.

• 0:55Mark Normand?

  That's so good.

• 0:56Sam Morril?

  Great little topical.

• 0:57Mark Normand?

  Great.

• 0:57Sam Morril?

  Not topical.

• 0:58Mark Normand?

  One-liner.

• 1:00Sam Morril?

  Bris jokes.

• 1:05Mark Normand?

  With the herpes.

• 1:10Mark Normand?

  I've heard that.

• 1:10Sam Morril?

  Yeah, and then they shoot a load of the baby dick all over their face.

• 1:16Sam Morril?

  Hot start.

• 1:17Mark Normand?

  Yeah, hell of a start.

• 1:19Sam Morril?

  So, did you know on Friday, like, you texted me and you were like, "I think I got it Friday," pretty much, right?

• 1:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:23Sam Morril?

  Ooh, good pick.

• 1:24Mark Normand?

  Ironically, don't cut that. Alright, uh, yeah, yeah, we... Friday was one show, and it was like 85% sold. So I was like, "Ah, this'll probably be the best." There's always one clunker.

• 1:34Sam Morril?

  But there's, you know, you have kills for the camera anyway, right?

• 1:37Mark Normand?

  That's true, that's true. But it just gets in your head, like, this one isn't sold out, but it looked good. And, uh, that one was hot. And I was like, "Hey, that feels good." And then, we went to bed, me and him hiked a mountain in the morning.

• 1:49Sam Morril?

  Whoa.

• 1:50Mark Normand?

  We got breakfast, got some sunshine, some vitamin D. Saturday early show, lights out, white hot, couldn't be better, great crowd.

• 1:59Sam Morril?

  The only unbelievable part of this is that Salacuse hike, don't believe this, this is crazy.

• 2:03Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it was weird, I got photos of it. He's in jeans, he's holding a camera over his shoulder, it was crazy.

• 2:09Sam Morril?

  That's like when you see the coyote.

• 2:10Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 2:11Sam Morril?

  The day you're taping a special, you're like, fuck.

• 2:13Mark Normand?

  I looked it up after, I was like, are there mountain lions? And they were like, oh yeah.

• 2:16Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 2:16Mark Normand?

  Big Boulder mountain lion.

• 2:18Sam Morril?

  No coyotes in Boulder, right?

• 2:19Mark Normand?

  None of the coyotes.

• 2:20Sam Morril?

  It's like a California thing.

• 2:20Mark Normand?

  Some cougars there, I'll tell you that.

• 2:22Sam Morril?

  Ooh, were there?

• 2:23Mark Normand?

  Oh my god.

• 2:23Sam Morril?

  Boulder?

• 2:24Mark Normand?

  Boulder, baby. I mean, I thought it was gonna be armpit hair and crunchy whores with dirty feet. It is hot moms with LL Bean on and little quarter zip ups and yoga pants.

• 2:36Sam Morril?

  It's a college town, too.

• 2:37Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 2:37Sam Morril?

  College towns, great comedies, great comedy cities.

• 2:40Mark Normand?

  That's true, that's true. And everybody warned me, it's all queefy over there, you're gonna bomb, they're gonna be offended, they couldn't have been cooler, they were great crowds.

• 2:47Sam Morril?

  Why'd they warn you about Boulder? I would think Boulder would be good.

• 2:49Mark Normand?

  Well, they just said it's a college town, it's very progressive, and they're gonna yell at you and, you know, throw paint on ya, but it was fine. It was great, great crowds, and then Saturday late show was a little tired.

• 3:01Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 3:01Mark Normand?

  But other than that, it was good.

• 3:02Sam Morril?

  But you had it at that point.

• 3:03Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 3:04Sam Morril?

  Between Friday early and Saturday early, you're like, I'm good.

• 3:06Mark Normand?

  Hundred percent.

• 3:07Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 3:07Mark Normand?

  Then it was like, fuck around, riff, crowd work, whatever.

• 3:10Sam Morril?

  Do you get any magic moments on the late show?

• 3:11Mark Normand?

  I had a couple riff things, I think people kinda clammed up, because they were like, it's a taping, so I was trying to egg 'em on and fuck with them, but they were, uh, they were a little tepid.

• 3:22Sam Morril?

  I wonder if it helps that it feels like every show is taped now?

• 3:25Mark Normand?

  That's true, that's true.

• 3:27Sam Morril?

  But yeah, but you don't wanna be, you don't wanna be the person who gets dunked on in like a Netflix special.

• 3:32Mark Normand?

  Right, exactly.

• 3:34Sam Morril?

  Cause that does live longer.

• 3:35Mark Normand?

  Exactly, yeah. I was waiting to dunk on somebody, I was ready.

• 3:39Sam Morril?

  Yeah, something good, but yeah, but you, like, how long do you think it's gonna clock in at?

• 3:42Mark Normand?

  Uh, I'm gonna say fifty-three, something like that.

• 3:46Sam Morril?

  That's a good time.

• 3:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah. As long as I'm over fifty, I'm happy.

• 3:49Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I think that's the number.

• 3:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah, so, uh, I got some intro.

• 3:52Sam Morril?

  Self-produced, too, and you're gonna sell it, right?

• 3:54Mark Normand?

  That's right, that's the plan.

• 3:55Sam Morril?

  That's the move.

• 3:56Mark Normand?

  Hopefully, we'll see. The market has changed. I think Hulu threw that big wad of jizz out there and nobody...

• 4:03Sam Morril?

  Ooh, that's a good pick.

• 4:04Mark Normand?

  That's all Sally. But, uh...

• 4:07Sam Morril?

  Good shit.

• 4:08Mark Normand?

  The amount I'm in my head in that moment is unbelievable.

• 4:10Sam Morril?

  Yeah?

• 4:11Mark Normand?

  You know, you know that feeling, like, we're taping, tonight, gotta get my shit together.

• 4:14Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but you got three. Doesn't it help that you know you got three?

• 4:16Mark Normand?

  Three is big.

• 4:17Sam Morril?

  Three is almost like, I feel like two is fine at this point.

• 4:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 4:21Sam Morril?

  I've always overdone it. I've always, I did four last time, and I'm like, what am I doing? By the fourth, you're like, am I just punishing myself? I'm just like, I'm just putting off the celebration.

• 4:30Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 4:30Sam Morril?

  But then even at the celebration, you don't feel good, because if you're a comic, because you're just like, I gotta write another one of these?

• 4:35Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 4:36Sam Morril?

  It's hard to, they're like, you did it. I'm like, I know, but the next one's, this is the easy part. When you're killing towards the end of taping an hour, you, you don't even feel like a real comic. You're like, I'm a fucking hack, I know this works. You know?

• 4:47Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but you gotta get it down.

• 4:48Sam Morril?

  You gotta get it down, but you're like, you don't feel good.

• 4:50Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 4:51Sam Morril?

  You're like, it should hit. And then if one line that always hits stops hitting, you're like, that fucking line used to hit.

• 4:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah, of course. Well, I did three sets last night of like, hey, I'm back out there. I need to work on new stuff. Bomb city!

• 5:03Sam Morril?

  Well, yeah, as you should.

• 5:04Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 5:05Sam Morril?

  But it sucks.

• 5:05Mark Normand?

  It sucks. You're like, how did I write an hour? How'd I do that? I just threw this shit on the table?

• 5:09Sam Morril?

  You need something bad to happen. Something bad will happen, and then you're like, that's, there's a joke.

• 5:15Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 5:16Sam Morril?

  It doesn't have to be bad, it just has to be like, something. Something, you know, interesting.

• 5:20Mark Normand?

  Sure, sure. Alright, well, yeah, well, we got it. And Boulder, I highly recommend Boulder as a college town, as a regular town, it's pretty, it's clean. Forty-five minutes.

• 5:30Sam Morril?

  Weird.

• 5:30Mark Normand?

  So you land and get on a bus.

• 5:32Sam Morril?

  I was gonna say, do they have a, a comedy club? But why would they if they have Denver?

• 5:36Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 5:37Sam Morril?

  It's right there.

• 5:37Mark Normand?

  They, they had a little comedy room in our hotel, actually, but, uh...

• 5:40Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 5:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it was like in the basement, they had a little room they do stuff in. And, uh, we got back from Saturday night, I'm drunk, and, what's that guy's name? Ah, what was that guy with the long hair?

• 5:51Sam Morril?

  Uh, who?

• 5:53Mark Normand?

  Oh, he was a comic. He was hanging out.

• 5:55Sam Morril?

  Oh, I don't know.

• 5:56Mark Normand?

  Oh, he's super funny. Long hair, Denver, one-liner guy, he's kinda like, uh, the new Hedberg.

• 6:02Sam Morril?

  Hmm.

• 6:03Mark Normand?

  Oh, give that a goog. I gotta give this guy a shout-out, because he's really funny.

• 6:08Sam Morril?

  Well, what's a goog? Denver one-liner guy?

• 6:10Mark Normand?

  Denver one-liner, long hair. Comedy.

• 6:13Sam Morril?

  Who opened the shows?

• 6:15Mark Normand?

  Uh, Caleb Sinan.

• 6:16Sam Morril?

  Oh, yeah, he's good.

• 6:17Mark Normand?

  Kill. That guy is ice in his veins.

• 6:19Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I like that guy.

• 6:20Mark Normand?

  So funny. The whole is one of those things where the crew is like, who is this guy? This guy's great.

• 6:25Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 6:25Mark Normand?

  Um.

• 6:26Sam Morril?

  How big the venue?

• 6:27Mark Normand?

  I'll think of it. I think it was about nine fifty.

• 6:30Sam Morril?

  It's great. This all sounds perfect.

• 6:32Mark Normand?

  It was perfect. It all locked in. So I had a gig the night before in San Jose. Cause Shane Gillis and I had the same gig night in San Jose, so I moved mine, cause he's Shane. And it worked out. So I was supposed to do San Jose in July. They moved it to the night before the taping. Best thing ever. It all came into place.

• 6:52Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 6:53Mark Normand?

  Stars aligned.

• 6:54Sam Morril?

  Hate moving a gig.

• 6:55Mark Normand?

  I hate it too.

• 6:56Sam Morril?

  There's some panic that I might, my agent was like, you might want to move Chicago Theater, cause even if it sells out, you, uh, you would have to compete with the Cubs in the playoffs.

• 7:05Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 7:06Sam Morril?

  The Cubs make the playoffs. And I'm like, fuck, I do have a dude audience.

• 7:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 7:09Sam Morril?

  You have to think about that shit.

• 7:11Mark Normand?

  Ah, that's true.

• 7:12Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 7:13Mark Normand?

  But it's coming up, right?

• 7:14Sam Morril?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:15Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's scary.

• 7:15Sam Morril?

  By the time this comes out, I guess it's this Saturday, I guess it'll be.

• 7:19Mark Normand?

  We'll see.

• 7:20Sam Morril?

  It'll be in the, yeah, we'll see if I moved it. Sorry if I moved it, guys. I don't, I don't want to.

• 7:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 7:24Sam Morril?

  Probably gonna tough it out.

• 7:25Mark Normand?

  Sometimes it helps to move it, cause then you get a little more time to sell.

• 7:29Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but it's just fucking annoying. I have it routed with Winnipeg. It's just, everything was kind of there for a reason.

• 7:35Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, the routing.

• 7:37Speaker 02

  Mark had, uh, Burt going up against him at Red Rocks, which is just twenty-five minutes away.

• 7:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 7:42Speaker 02

  And Soder was there too.

• 7:43Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 7:43Sam Morril?

  And Soder was there?

• 7:44Mark Normand?

  And Soder was at the club, I think.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  And Tony Hinchcliffe was shooting his special the same day, and Theo Von, in a different city, and Theo Von was shooting his in New York.

• 7:52Sam Morril?

  Doesn't hurt, yeah.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  No, I'm just, I'm just saying, like, a lot was going on that weekend.

• 7:55Mark Normand?

  A lot, yeah. Theo had his thing at the Beacon.

• 7:57Sam Morril?

  And Milwaukee had a baseball game.

• 8:00Sam Morril?

  Just brings up everything.

• 8:02Mark Normand?

  The marathon was going on.

• 8:04Sam Morril?

  But you feel like you got it.

• 8:05Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I feel really good about it, especially after seeing the Theo reports. But, uh, and I talked to Theo.

• 8:11Sam Morril?

  Hopefully he's okay.

• 8:12Mark Normand?

  He's, he's, he's fine. He's fine.

• 8:14Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 8:14Mark Normand?

  Um, and he's a funny guy and he'll figure it out, but, uh, you want to go, hey, Netflix. This one went pretty well, just saying.

• 8:22Sam Morril?

  Well, they better by yours, man. I think they will.

• 8:24Mark Normand?

  We'll see, we'll see.

• 8:25Sam Morril?

  Well, if not there, I mean, dude, you got options.

• 8:28Mark Normand?

  Yeah, well, I think-

• 8:29Sam Morril?

  You got fucking options, dude. Don't get hung up on the one hot girl at the bar. There's other, there's other-

• 8:34Mark Normand?

  I got like a fat chick.

• 8:35Sam Morril?

  Yeah, Hulu, Hulu's the hot fat chick.

• 8:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but I think Hulu blew their wad booking all those guys and the numbers, I think, were below Netflix and Netflix is like, "Oh, we, we feel even better now," ironically. Yeah, so.

• 8:49Sam Morril?

  Yeah, well, you always got YouTube as an option, too.

• 8:51Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 8:52Sam Morril?

  And like, it could blow up.

• 8:53Mark Normand?

  YouTube's the, the old, you don't bring, uh, what do you, you don't diss the girl you brought to the dance or whatever.

• 8:58Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 8:58Mark Normand?

  Whatever that thing is.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  Did you see Netflix stock? It's like-

• 9:01Mark Normand?

  Whoa!

• 9:02Speaker 02

  One thousand one hundred ninety-three dollars.

• 9:05Mark Normand?

  Jesus!

• 9:06Sam Morril?

  Per share! Yeah, is that, is that really good?

• 9:09Speaker 02

  That's really good, considering like, two years ago, it was like two hundred.

• 9:12Mark Normand?

  But it's also way down, it looks like. That's because that Black Rabbit show stinks.

• 9:17Sam Morril?

  Is it bad?

• 9:18Mark Normand?

  Ah, the dialogue is horrible. I, I like Bateman.

• 9:22Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he's good.

• 9:23Mark Normand?

  But I, I can, I, I don't get it, I'm on-

• 9:25Sam Morril?

  So it's a non-rec?

• 9:26Mark Normand?

  That's a non-rec, baby.

• 9:28Sam Morril?

  I got a rec for you.

• 9:29Mark Normand?

  Please!

• 9:29Sam Morril?

  I think it's, you think you're gonna have the same rec.

• 9:31Mark Normand?

  The movie?

• 9:32Sam Morril?

  The movie!

• 9:32Mark Normand?

  Yeah!

• 9:35Sam Morril?

  One Battle After Another, see it in theaters, dude. I saw it in, I saw it in IMAX in Rochester. It's one of those sad things where you're like, "My shows are sold out," and I went to like an eleven AM IMAX and there's, there were like fifteen people in there.

• 9:49Mark Normand?

  Ah!

• 9:50Sam Morril?

  I'm like, "This is a good movie."

• 9:51Mark Normand?

  I know, I know, and IMAX?

• 9:53Speaker 02

  We saw it in four D.

• 9:54Sam Morril?

  Ooh.

• 9:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah!

• 9:56Sam Morril?

  What's up, dude? Hey, no, it's all good. We're talking about, have you seen One Battle After Another?

• 10:05Speaker 03

  No.

• 10:05Mark Normand?

  Oh!

• 10:06Sam Morril?

  The new movie? It's good.

• 10:08Speaker 03

  Is that what everyone's talking about right now?

• 10:09Mark Normand?

  It's damn good.

• 10:10Speaker 03

  Thank you, guys.

• 10:10Sam Morril?

  It's a good one, dude.

• 10:11Mark Normand?

  You gotta BL if you need one as well.

• 10:13Speaker 03

  I'm good, thank you.

• 10:14Mark Normand?

  Hey, hey, your wife looks different. No, I'm just kidding. It's a white woman.

• 10:18Sam Morril?

  Oh, nice.

• 10:20Mark Normand?

  Uh, yeah, go see it. It's incredible. It's a, it's good to see a real movie in the theaters, not just Avengers 12.

• 10:26Sam Morril?

  But you know what's depressing is that they're like, this is a non Marvel movie and uh, it's, it's got, you know, a real script and a real director and they're like, how'd it do at the box office? Twenty million.

• 10:36Mark Normand?

  Is that right?

• 10:37Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it didn't do, I mean globally it did a little better, but it's not like a huge, it, it was number one, but it's not like a huge hit.

• 10:43Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 10:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. All that happens, man.

• 10:45Mark Normand?

  Give it a week. Let's give it a little time.

• 10:47Sam Morril?

  I think it's a, one of those word of mouth movies though, cause it's probably gonna get some Oscar nominations and shit.

• 10:51Mark Normand?

  Definitely.

• 10:51Speaker 03

  Are people, is this causing any sort of like uproar? Are people like conflicting in opinions about this?

• 10:57Sam Morril?

  No, I think people like it. It's just about, you know, it's two hours and forty-two minutes. So people are kinda like, ah, I don't know. And also, but it's like non-stop action, dude. It's pretty crazy. It's really good, uh, it's just really a good movie. It's just, it's just really cool.

• 11:12Mark Normand?

  And they do the right and the left. Kind of. They're, they're both extremes. Like he's like a revolutionary, then they show the right and they won't allow interracial marriage and all this shit. So it's.

• 11:21Sam Morril?

  Well, that, if that's the right, then we're in trouble. There's, there's like these guys, there's like a secret club of like underground people. We don't give a, but they're like insanely racist, but it's funny. It's like over the top.

• 11:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:32Sam Morril?

  It is a funny movie. Sean Penn is fucking unreal.

• 11:35Mark Normand?

  He's gonna win the Oscar.

• 11:36Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  That's awesome. I didn't even hear, I never heard about this.

• 11:38Sam Morril?

  That's another, that's another Oscar he can melt down and give to the Ukrainians to turn into bullets. That's what he did with his other one.

• 11:43Speaker 03

  Did he really?

• 11:44Mark Normand?

  What?

• 11:44Sam Morril?

  That's what they said, yeah.

• 11:45Mark Normand?

  He also went to New Orleans on a canoe with a shotgun during Katrina.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  What was his plan there?

• 11:51Mark Normand?

  I don't know. I think he was like, I'm gonna shoot some, some kids or something.

• 11:56Mark Normand?

  Everybody made fun of, we were all in New Orleans on the roof crying and we're like, get out of here, Penn. What are you doing?

• 12:02Speaker 03

  That's cruel. I guess he could rescue like three people.

• 12:05Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I guess so. There, there he goes. He's helping an old black guy.

• 12:08Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 12:09Mark Normand?

  That's nice.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  He probably needed the shotgun to navigate like, for like animals and stuff, you know what I mean?

• 12:13Mark Normand?

  I guess. That's, that's what you wanna call him. But uh, good lord, man. What's got in here?

• 12:19Sam Morril?

  You don't even need a, a plane. Just go down there, you take a few pictures and people are like, he's a good guy.

• 12:23Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 12:24Sam Morril?

  You don't need.

• 12:25Mark Normand?

  Didn't he fuck with the cartel too? Didn't he go down in the tunnels with the, what's his face?

• 12:29Speaker 02

  He did an interview with El Chapo, which ended up getting El Chapo found and arrested.

• 12:34Sam Morril?

  I think he went to Venezuela too and was kicking it with Hugo Chavez, wasn't he? He's done a lot of, he's done a lot of weird shit.

• 12:40Mark Normand?

  That's crazy. Wow, and he couldn't keep, uh, that girl. What's her name?

• 12:44Speaker 03

  Robin Wright.

• 12:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  Hot lady.

• 12:46Mark Normand?

  That's how hard women are. You can make a deal with, uh, El Chapo, but your wife, she's like, ah, I don't know what she wants.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  No, but this doesn't seem like an easy guy.

• 12:54Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Like, hey, we're gonna see a movie Friday? He's like, nah, I'm going to the Ukraine again, I'm gonna...

• 12:58Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 12:58Speaker 03

  He's just smelting an Oscar, yeah.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  I wonder if anyone got killed by an Oscar bullet?

• 13:04Mark Normand?

  Oh, good question.

• 13:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:07Mark Normand?

  I wonder.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  They gotta get nominated for I Am Sam. More ammo. Jesus.

• 13:14Mark Normand?

  Don't go full retard.

• 13:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, maybe he has to, to keep getting more Oscars to support the war effort. That's the next step.

• 13:20Mark Normand?

  You gotta double down.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  But it's high rec. You, you loved it too, right? Yeah, it was amazing. Benicio del Toro, funny as shit, dude. Highly recommend.

• 13:29Mark Normand?

  Really good movie. Just, we won't give away too much.

• 13:31Speaker 03

  We'll give away too much.

• 13:32Mark Normand?

  Saw it in 4D. Have you done this yet?

• 13:34Speaker 03

  Nah. Where you get, like, your legs tickled and stuff?

• 13:36Mark Normand?

  They spill water on you, they jizz on your face, like, the, the seats go up and down with the road and everything. So when you start the car, it goes like, grrrr. Oh, it's so cool.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  How'd you like it?

• 13:47Mark Normand?

  I loved it. I thought it was gonna be a dumb gimmick, but it was added a lot.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 13:52Mark Normand?

  So.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 13:53Mark Normand?

  Highly recommend, so.

• 13:54Speaker 03

  I saw the movie Spotlight like that, and, uh, bad idea.

• 13:59Mark Normand?

  I saw Boys.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 14:01Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 14:01Speaker 03

  Yeah. I saw, I saw Moonlight in 4D.

• 14:04Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 14:05Speaker 03

  Cranked me, during the scene, they crank you off.

• 14:08Mark Normand?

  Sickle cell? They went all in?

• 14:11Speaker 03

  So, when's the special come out? October 7th.

• 14:13Mark Normand?

  Hey, Mazel tov!

• 14:15Speaker 03

  Thank you, man. On Netflix? Yeah. Hell, yeah, dude. Yeah, coming out, October 7th, The Humble Offering, so, yeah, it's, uh, I'm pumped, man.

• 14:22Mark Normand?

  You wrote that quick.

• 14:24Speaker 03

  I, dude, I, you know what?

• 14:25Mark Normand?

  When was the YouTube?

• 14:26Speaker 03

  The YouTube was, I, I like lose track of it now, but I feel like, I, I say it was two years, I feel like.

• 14:31Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 14:31Speaker 03

  YouTube came out two years ago, and then I just kinda just hit the road right away with, like, kinda nothing, honestly. It was kinda criminal, but the, uh, kinda figured it out, and then by, you know, the YouTube was just like all of my old stuff that I just wanted to get rid of. There wasn't really a rhyme or reason to it, and then this was the first time I got to actually, like, like, oh, you need, like, a cohesive hour, kind of. And just kinda put it together, and then, you know, I was done with it.

• 14:55Mark Normand?

  Congrats, man. That's, that's big.

• 14:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know, I, I'll, I'll be curious to see, everyone's saying that, and I'm like, well, we'll see. You know, it could fade into the ether, but we'll see.

• 15:03Mark Normand?

  As long as you get in that top 10, I think you're you made it.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  That's the big, that's the big thing.

• 15:06Sam Morril?

  I feel like they're making less specials though, too. I think it's a good, it's a good time to be on.

• 15:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, it's supposed to come out in January and they bumped it up. So I was like, that's cool.

• 15:14Mark Normand?

  Ooh, that's a good sign.

• 15:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was, I was like, that's, that's promising, but.

• 15:18Mark Normand?

  Boy, it looks good. Who shot that for you?

• 15:20Speaker 03

  Tyler Falbo.

• 15:20Mark Normand?

  It's fantastic looking.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, he did a fantastic job and every, yeah, they did an awesome job.

• 15:24Mark Normand?

  Where'd you tape it?

• 15:25Speaker 03

  Uh, the Ontario Improv.

• 15:27Mark Normand?

  Oh, interesting.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  A lot of people trying to talk me out of that.

• 15:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 15:31Speaker 03

  They were like, eh, sure, you wanna do it there? And I was like, yeah, I'm positive.

• 15:34Sam Morril?

  It's big, right?

• 15:35Speaker 03

  It's, it's like.

• 15:36Mark Normand?

  It's like 500?

• 15:37Speaker 03

  Three, no, it's like 350 maybe.

• 15:39Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 15:40Speaker 03

  But it's like a, it's the old improv kinda thing. So it looks like a, it's not like the big cavernous improvs. It's like an old club. It was, it was, and they really church it up. They did a good job.

• 15:49Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it looks really good.

• 15:50Speaker 03

  Set design, killed it.

• 15:52Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, man, it's, you know, it's done, so.

• 15:54Mark Normand?

  How'd you like that editing process, huh?

• 15:57Speaker 03

  Dude, it's, I actually saw what you're seeing there, too. I, I cracked my head. Day, the first day filming.

• 16:04Mark Normand?

  What?

• 16:05Speaker 03

  A lot, I did a, a, like a very long and drawn out intro. That's all my POV. And I, I didn't even like, it was a, you know, like get like a camera guy who's like my body double doing it. And I, there was one scene, I was like, dude, let me just do this one scene. They were like, dude Tyler was like, I never let actors wear, cause like you have to know how to use the gear.

• 16:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 16:24Speaker 03

  And I was like, I was in bed with my wife and I'm like, bro, I don't want that body double. Like I'm supposed to be like, you know, whatever. And, um, and I wore it for 10 minutes and then I like kicked my leg and the rig just cracked me in the head and I had, so they had to like, like CGI a cut off my head.

• 16:39Mark Normand?

  What?

• 16:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, kind of.

• 16:40Sam Morril?

  For the whole special?

• 16:41Speaker 03

  It, like for the second, I, I filmed two nights. So one night it was fine. I filmed the other night and it just, I had like four lines.

• 16:47Sam Morril?

  I bet the second night was the night, too.

• 16:49Speaker 03

  The second night was the night.

• 16:50Sam Morril?

  Of course.

• 16:50Speaker 03

  Was the night. I had to, I was on stage with like, it was like a cut just caked in makeup.

• 16:55Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 16:56Speaker 03

  So I had to just kinda soldier through and then, you know, they use the movie magic and.

• 17:00Mark Normand?

  I didn't know we could CGI shit.

• 17:02Speaker 03

  You can CGI a wound off the head.

• 17:03Mark Normand?

  Whoa, that's good to know.

• 17:05Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 17:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you know, now people will look for it. They're like, ah, it's actually crystal clear right here, but.

• 17:09Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 17:10Speaker 03

  But yeah, that was, that was, I had to like go, it was like a, it was kind of a pressure cooker moment, man. Cause I like, you know, everyone's like, they're trying to like film my head to be like, nah, it's good, it's good. And then they'd be like more darker makeup, less makeup, blah, blah. And I had to tell them like, yo, just, let's let it rock, man. We'll figure this out after the fact.

• 17:26Mark Normand?

  Did you think about going, hey, I did this, like just bring it up?

• 17:29Speaker 03

  I thought about it, but.

• 17:30Sam Morril?

  But you already taped one without it, so, yeah.

• 17:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, but that, exactly, and then it's like, I feel like if I had taken off the makeup too much, it would have been just like, it was hard not to, it was in the front of my head.

• 17:40Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 17:41Speaker 03

  It was, it was like a, they had to put liquid bandage on it to get it to stop bleeding.

• 17:44Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 17:45Speaker 03

  So, yeah, I, I like for real rocked myself.

• 17:48Mark Normand?

  Yeah, shit.

• 17:49Sam Morril?

  And it was for a sketch at the beginning of the special?

• 17:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like totally unnecessary.

• 17:55Speaker 03

  Way too, and a way too long intro.

• 17:56Sam Morril?

  Like this for that thing everyone's gonna skip through to get to the fucking hour.

• 18:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was a bit of a struggle because they were like, we should shorten it, and I was like, nah, man, we gotta, it's gotta, it was like a minute and forty.

• 18:05Sam Morril?

  Oh my god.

• 18:05Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 18:06Speaker 03

  But it's action packed, it's action packed, I think, I think people are gonna like it.

• 18:10Sam Morril?

  No, I do, I, there's something about it, like you see an old one, like Gary Shandling and Joan Rivers are like shooting the shit, and she's like nagging him, and you're like, this is kinda cool, I don't know.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  I'm a big intro guy, I like the intros.

• 18:19Sam Morril?

  Have you done an intro?

• 18:20Mark Normand?

  I did an intro on my last one, I did the drone shot of me running, I like an intro too, I'm with you.

• 18:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:25Sam Morril?

  I did one once, I did a Barney Green, uh.

• 18:27Mark Normand?

  Oh, that was a great one.

• 18:28Sam Morril?

  Barney Greengrass, at Old Comedy Central when I did, where I, uh, I'm like eating a bagel and I, I pick up like an old lady in Barney Greengrass and I take her to Bangor, and that's the, very important for a special.

• 18:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it worked though.

• 18:41Sam Morril?

  It worked, it was fun.

• 18:41Speaker 03

  You get to feel like, you know, I didn't like even direct it or do anything, but you get to kinda feel like, you're like, yeah, I'm like, making a movie here.

• 18:47Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 18:48Speaker 03

  Minute long thing of me like.

• 18:49Sam Morril?

  It was kinda cool when Ari would do that in those storytelling things, where he would just do something insane, you're like, it is cool, it is kinda.

• 18:55Mark Normand?

  It helps. So I gotta ask you, talking about making shit, the cartoon.

• 19:00Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:00Mark Normand?

  Tell us about that, because we're, we're trying to do a puppet show and no one likes it, so then I saw you do that and I was like, it feels like it's cooking, it's getting some steam.

• 19:08Speaker 03

  It was at first, so the first two did pretty well, and then the third one, there was a lot of like blurred out cartoon penis in there.

• 19:18Mark Normand?

  Mmm.

• 19:19Speaker 03

  And I, you know, I don't wanna be a guy who has a low view YouTube videos, like, yeah, I'm being shadow banned, obviously, but I, I wondered if that kind of, or, you know, people just genuinely were like, no, we don't like this.

• 19:28Mark Normand?

  I can see the right wing like, oh, we gotta make everything gay, you know, here we go.

• 19:33Sam Morril?

  But I like you doing different shit, because I remember you telling me about that animation was like a thing you're passionate about, like when I saw you in Austin.

• 19:39Speaker 03

  You know, I, I like writing more, I like writing, so I, it's like, if it's for a book or whatever, I just like to write, and animation was like, well, this is like a, I, I thought it'd be a quick way to get ideas out there, it takes, animation takes forever.

• 19:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 19:51Speaker 03

  It takes forever, and you watch it so many times that by the end of it, you're just kinda like. Dude, like, I don't even like this anymore. And then you see it and you go, "Oh, that's pretty awesome."

• 20:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it looks really good. I mean, that's why we want puppets, because the animation took too long.

• 20:04Speaker 03

  So, and I, I co-wrote them with my friend Pedro Salinas, so I gotta give him a shout out, because he, this, this one Notary Republic Fort Lauderdale was about a notary republic who can't read, but he can only smell documents. And that was Pedro's idea, but that was like one of my favorite ones, so.

• 20:18Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah.

• 20:19Speaker 03

  But that was kind of my idea, like, let's throw them out there and see if we can come up with an idea that might be developable, developable, so.

• 20:26Mark Normand?

  Did you think, "Hey, Netflix, we got the special, why not might as well pick up the cartoon as well?"

• 20:30Speaker 03

  That was kind of my plan, but I don't think it's happening.

• 20:32Mark Normand?

  Yeah, they're cunts over there.

• 20:36Speaker 03

  But no, I mean, we'll see, I don't know. I mean, did you ever see the original, um, Rick and Morty, like, the pilot that kicked off Rick and Morty?

• 20:43Mark Normand?

  I have seen the pilot, yeah.

• 20:44Sam Morril?

  Is it, is it just the first episode?

• 20:45Speaker 03

  Not even, not even, sorry, I shouldn't even say pilot, it was like a sketch.

• 20:48Sam Morril?

  Oh.

• 20:49Speaker 03

  That kicked it off, and it's, it's like, it's like the dumbest video, it's just the guy, the old man trying to get the boy to like, touch his balls.

• 20:57Mark Normand?

  Whaaat?

• 20:58Speaker 03

  And it's like, it's just like a, yeah, I think it's this thing, it's like a five-minute thing, and it's just him being like, "Touch my balls."

• 21:04Mark Normand?

  Wow, and they bought it?

• 21:05Speaker 03

  They were like, "This is genius."

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Ah, man, I, you know, I, the commentary on these fucking videos kills me.

• 21:13Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 21:13Speaker 03

  "Hey, guys, real quick, just fucking play it."

• 21:16Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 21:17Sam Morril?

  That show, first few seasons I thought were so funny, and then it just, out of nowhere, it got kind, it felt like it was like a whole new writing staff or something.

• 21:23Mark Normand?

  Didn't he, he got cancelled or something, the guy?

• 21:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:25Mark Normand?

  Harmon?

• 21:26Sam Morril?

  I think they both did for like a minute.

• 21:28Speaker 03

  Well.

• 21:28Sam Morril?

  Dan was, I think he's back.

• 21:30Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay.

• 21:32Speaker 03

  This isn't, it, it's like a, it's, this, it was like a short, it was based on a short that was just like, him getting the kid to do so, lick my balls or something. And it's like a poorly produced, like, format, apparently that sold the idea, I guess.

• 21:46Mark Normand?

  Wow, it's a different time.

• 21:49Sam Morril?

  Is it Adult Swim who bought it?

• 21:51Mark Normand?

  I believe.

• 21:52Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 21:52Sam Morril?

  They're into weird shit, I mean.

• 21:53Mark Normand?

  That's true, and then South Park did so well, that maybe they were like, "Hey, let's ride the train."

• 21:56Speaker 03

  That's what everyone, everyone wants, a new South Park, honestly.

• 21:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  Because if like, yeah, it's like, wait.

• 22:03Mark Normand?

  This looks poorly done.

• 22:09Speaker 03

  It's something like this, yeah.

• 22:10Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 22:12Sam Morril?

  It's also crazy, it's just Back to the Future.

• 22:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly, right? It's just like, everything's got a thing it's, it's doing.

• 22:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 22:19Speaker 02

  Literally wearing the outfit from Back to the Future.

• 22:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 22:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, and he's like, in order to get back in time, you have to lick my balls.

• 22:29Mark Normand?

  That's great.

• 22:30Speaker 03

  Also, the plot of the movie spotlight.

• 22:34Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, man, you know, I've, I've just been trying to do just like, you know, different stuff, cause that, for me, that's the goal, is like, I'd like to just write, honestly.

• 22:41Sam Morril?

  Yeah, you seem like a doer. You seem like you wanna make shit.

• 22:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, just make stuff and write, yeah, I, I'd prefer that.

• 22:45Mark Normand?

  Are you not a fan of The Road and all that shit?

• 22:48Speaker 03

  I'd, I like it, I, I like, but it would be nice to like, have a scaled back version, you know what I mean? If you could just do like, twelve cities.

• 22:54Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 22:55Speaker 03

  That'd be nice, rather than having to like, do it constantly and be out and blah blah.

• 22:58Mark Normand?

  Especially if you, you got kids.

• 23:00Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 23:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 23:01Sam Morril?

  But you must have done The Road pretty hard to, to gear up for this, right?

• 23:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, I wa- I was doing like, it was like, two to three weekends a month.

• 23:08Mark Normand?

  Nice.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  So, and I did it, I had like, a pretty long stretch of it, but nothing, some people go out and do like, for two weeks and they're, I, I just do like, two days and come back.

• 23:16Mark Normand?

  That's what I do.

• 23:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's kind of the move.

• 23:18Mark Normand?

  Do you, do, you live in Austin, do you do ci- city sets?

• 23:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, wait, what?

• 23:23Mark Normand?

  Like, in the city, like, in Austin? Do you go around during the week?

• 23:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, eh, not as much as I should, but I still, I still pop out. I, I've been like, now that I have to come up with this new hour, I just wait, until like, I absolutely have to do it, then I start, oh my god.

• 23:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 23:35Speaker 03

  I gotta figure it out, so now I've been, I've been doing a lot more, cause now I'm like, I'm, I'm still, I'm gonna start touring again, like, pretty soon, so.

• 23:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 23:43Sam Morril?

  Do you feel like you have a fresh amount of stuff?

• 23:45Speaker 03

  Sort of, dude.

• 23:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's the hard part.

• 23:47Speaker 03

  It's, well, what I, what I always did, I always just did like, a, uh, what'd work for the, this one, is like, when I put out that special while I was like, getting ready to film it, I started doing new material shows. So I would do like, a show where I'd be like, I'll do an all-new ten minutes, and you have other comics do ten, and then you do like, five or six of those shows, and you start to cobble together, like, at least something.

• 24:06Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 24:06Speaker 03

  And then you take that on like, a decent forty-five on the road and figure it out.

• 24:09Sam Morril?

  There's always someone on those shows who's doing old shit.

• 24:11Speaker 03

  Oh, always, dude. There's always one guy, like, I saw that shit on Fallon.

• 24:13Mark Normand?

  Yeah. I saw it on Letterman.

• 24:17Speaker 03

  And I always say, look, no joke, it's like a newish, like do something you're working on.

• 24:21Sam Morril?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:22Speaker 03

  It is kind of the honor code because people will start murdering and you're like, alright dude.

• 24:26Sam Morril?

  We talk about this all the time back in the day at Mike's when you're doing a bit. Mark would always say, I can't tinker to Mike because, you know, like they've heard this joke, but I'm just changing it slightly. I'm changing the word choice and I feel that way though, yeah. The Comedy Cellar will do new joke night that Will Solvins will host and it's a great show.

• 24:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:43Sam Morril?

  But now everyone wants on it. So we started with like seven, eight minute sets. Now you get on it's like four minutes.

• 24:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:47Sam Morril?

  But that's enough to just do the new shit.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  One thing, yeah.

• 24:50Sam Morril?

  But I like to try the new shit versus an old bit just to know where it stands.

• 24:55Speaker 03

  Yes, yes.

• 24:55Sam Morril?

  That's why like if I'm doing a road set, I'm like, okay, let me just slide in one old and you're like, fuck the old one killed and the new one's not that. Cause it kills on a new joke show, but that's against other new shit.

• 25:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a good litmus test though to be like, alright, I'm getting a laugh, but yeah, how does this? Cause it is funny because you're like, oh, this is working, but then their expectations are kinda lower. Cause they're like, oh, it's a new joke. Then hit him with something tried and true and they're like, oh.

• 25:16Mark Normand?

  Yes, exactly. So I just taped my special this weekend and I went out yesterday with some new ideas. Bomb fest. Boy, and you're like, I suck. How did I write those?

• 25:26Speaker 03

  Dude, I've been bombing hard. I've been going to the mothership. I'm like, just put me in the little room and just let me just die on that stage. But I've uh, starting to figure out, then you know, again, it's like just enough to go to like clubs and I try to work on it there and you know, but it's.

• 25:40Mark Normand?

  The words, you're pretty well known. So you walk up and they're like, hey, here we go. And then you try to do it and they're like, ugh, we liked you.

• 25:46Speaker 03

  It's, it all depends. It's like, yeah, sometime when I first moved down there, they'd be like, you never know who's gonna pop up. And the crowd would be like, who the fuck is this guy? And then there'd be one guy be like, I fucking love it. Yeah, that would be, that'd be a rough.

• 25:58Sam Morril?

  You made that dude's night, dude.

• 26:00Speaker 03

  No, I turn on him and I'm like, shut the fuck up dude.

• 26:03Sam Morril?

  It is uh, no, it's hard, man. It's hard to start, but I feel like the comedy crowds now cuss a podcast and stuff. At least a lot of the comedy fans are like, nah, this is part of the process. This is cool. So some people like watching you bomb. They're like, that was kinda, I mean, dude, I'd watch some of my favorite comics bomb and I'd be like, I've never seen Rock have rough sets.

• 26:20Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:21Sam Morril?

  This is incredible.

• 26:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:22Sam Morril?

  Like no one, so few people get to see this side of him, you know?

• 26:25Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 26:25Sam Morril?

  Cause these will be great in like a week and a half.

• 26:27Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, I, I, for this, I've, like, I had a really, yeah, just like, get out there and be like, alright, I'm gonna kinda eat it for a little bit, and then, you know. Yeah, cuz you are like, although it's, I think it's so much more fun, man, like, trying to figure, going up and be like, I have no idea if this is gonna work. For me, it like, brings me back to like, earlier on, where you're like, oh shit, I don't know if this is gonna work or not, and like, then you bomb, you're like, I fucking hate myself.

• 26:48Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and I feel guilty, like, that guy paid a ticket, and bought eight beers, and I'm like, up here like, oh, is this, Uber's weird. And he's like, ah, what did I do? I wasted my night on this guy. The worst is when you do some old shit, and they're like, hey, you're working out up there, huh? And you're like, what? No, that's like my A material.

• 27:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, like, it's nice, someone, yeah. It was a taping.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like, it's nice to see you work, it's like, ah, yeah, yeah, whatever. But, no, it's fun though, man, that's how, you know, that's how this hour just came out of like, I, I like, recorded that earlier special on YouTube, and I called Shane, and I was like, dude, should I like, do clubs, or just like, wait? And he's like, oh, let's go do them. Just go do them, who cares? And then like, he's like, that's what I'm doing, and like, I'm like, alright, and I like, scheduled all these dates, and three weeks, three weeks later, he was like, fuck dude, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm like, ah, fuck, I based mine off of yours, man.

• 27:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I saw.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  But it kind of is the move, just like, just rip it, man. I need that. I need to have like, the pressure, otherwise, I won't do it.

• 27:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. Hey, I think we're doing some of those, uh, those arenas with Shane in December.

• 27:50Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I'm jumping on a few of those, that's.

• 27:52Speaker 03

  They're so fun.

• 27:53Mark Normand?

  It's so fun, it's just like, drinking, twenty minutes, you know, decent paycheck, nice hotel, fun city.

• 28:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, the, yeah, the round two's crazy, I never, I only ever did that with him.

• 28:04Sam Morril?

  It's crazy selling that many tickets.

• 28:05Speaker 03

  It's.

• 28:06Sam Morril?

  Cuz that's like, two shows, kinda, right?

• 28:08Speaker 03

  I know, dude, it's crazy.

• 28:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah, true.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  And it's easier than you think, I thought the round would be like, this like, nightmare to do, but I think it's easier than like, when you do the straight up arena, where you're on a humongous stage, just facing people. I, that like, I, I, you know, that, that's tough, but like, when you're in the round for some reason, I don't know why, it feels easier, cuz it's like, you're just like, you know, here, this is like, you're in like, seven comedy clubs at once. And you're able to just be like, I'm in this one, I'm in this one.

• 28:33Mark Normand?

  I feel awkward rotating, that weird like, I've been this way too long.

• 28:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, you go full.

• 28:37Sam Morril?

  Well, none of us are like, mover comics.

• 28:39Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 28:40Sam Morril?

  We're kinda like, in the pocket, just like, chilling, you know?

• 28:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, I kind of wait till I get a laugh, and then I turn around, and I'm like, I'm outta here. Cuz, yeah, otherwise, you turn into like, you're like a, a minute hand on the clock, you're just kinda like.

• 28:51Sam Morril?

  Alright, let me give this punchline to the northwest over here.

• 28:53Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:54Sam Morril?

  Let me rotate.

• 28:55Mark Normand?

  I wanna face Mecca for this one, yeah. But then I'm like, the guy's behind me. I don't know. I feel weird.

• 29:00Sam Morril?

  They got the screens.

• 29:01Mark Normand?

  They got the screen.

• 29:03Sam Morril?

  It's, it is crazy. Like I did, I did Grand Rapids with him and it was like 18,000 people. I was like, this is insane.

• 29:08Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 29:09Sam Morril?

  This many, like, there's not that many more people in the city.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  Dude, yeah, no, it like for real like messes up the city itself. Like there'll be, it'll, there'll be like traffic and stuff because of it. It's pretty, it's pretty cool.

• 29:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's right. I did one, I think I told you this, what I did with Reggie Conquest, you know him? And, uh, he was so nervous in the green room. He's like, oh God, I'm freaking out. I've never been in an arena. We're like, you're gonna be fine. You got good jokes. Just tell the jokes. He goes up and he goes, hey, good to be here. I'm from Philly. Boo! Got booed within like eight seconds. His biggest fear is happening. And then he goes, what the fuck, guys? So is Shane. Boo! So he's two boos deep in like.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  He's like, so I'm black. They're like, boo! Yeah, bombing in those things does feel like, it's hard to even, cause you can't even, like in a club, you're pretty like, you can literally feel laughs and not, in an arena, you're just like, you're just drowning. You're like, cause you'll hear technically, there are thousands of people laughing.

• 30:05Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  You're like, it's not enough.

• 30:07Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 30:07Speaker 03

  This is a bomb. It's cra- it's, yeah, that's.

• 30:10Sam Morril?

  It is crazy too, cause I've done a bunch with, with Sandler and I go up and I get no pop at all. And then I'm like, I'll bring up like Kevin Nealon or someone. They're like, oh my God.

• 30:18Mark Normand?

  Oh wow.

• 30:18Sam Morril?

  Like any SNL guy from that era, it, Tim Meadows, they go fucking ape shit.

• 30:23Mark Normand?

  Oh yeah.

• 30:23Sam Morril?

  And it's like, yeah, they grew up watching these guys.

• 30:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:26Sam Morril?

  They're in the same world.

• 30:27Speaker 03

  It's a different thing. I, I was like, I didn't even like know about the pop for a long time. I was living in innocence. Then yeah, you do some shows and you're like, oh wow, that's, yeah, you get your like, kind of social worth score, just kind of.

• 30:39Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 30:39Speaker 03

  Right there.

• 30:40Mark Normand?

  Good point.

• 30:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you know, can't think too much about it.

• 30:44Mark Normand?

  No.

• 30:44Speaker 03

  I feel like people get a little, you know, it's a, it's a thing. People get.

• 30:47Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it'll be fine.

• 30:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, weird about the pops. Cause they're the big pops.

• 30:51Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Oh yeah.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  Thunderous. I saw it at a, I was at a, a long time ago. I was at Drake and Future did a concert together. I don't know if they're still buddies. They might, they might've had a falling out and, uh, nobody liked, people didn't like Future.

• 31:05Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 31:06Speaker 03

  He didn't, and that, that was like, cause they didn't, they didn't like really clap for him that much. And then Drake came out and everyone was like, And I was like, oh, that could, I could see that causing a little.

• 31:14Mark Normand?

  Yeah, sure.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Maybe that's, you know, not buddies anymore because of it.

• 31:18Mark Normand?

  What the hell's Future sing? What's his tune? I don't know him.

• 31:21Sam Morril?

  Is he the one that banged Larsa Pippin?

• 31:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:23Mark Normand?

  Oh, ah, that gets a pop for me.

• 31:26Sam Morril?

  That's such a boomer way to know him.

• 31:29Sam Morril?

  He's the one who banged a 90's ball's wife.

• 31:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, Pippin, man, the Pippin family, man, that's like out of like a tragedy. The Jordans, because I think Michael Jordan's son might have also had sex with.

• 31:41Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 31:42Speaker 03

  Scottie Pippin's wife.

• 31:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah, they were dating, I think.

• 31:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:44Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 31:45Sam Morril?

  Holy shit.

• 31:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, there was like a huge, that, that was like a, you know, I fucked your bitch in my Gucci flip flops was like a huge line. And it was about Scottie Pippin's bitch, I believe.

• 31:53Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 31:54Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 31:54Mark Normand?

  Flip flop fuck.

• 31:55Sam Morril?

  She banged a lot of NBA, she banged someone who was on the team with Scottie Pippin Jr.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  Really?

• 32:01Sam Morril?

  So it's weird that it's like, you're a teammate with a guy who's like, I fucked your mom.

• 32:05Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 32:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's not a good locker room.

• 32:06Sam Morril?

  It's not a good locker room vibe.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  It's not a good locker room vibe.

• 32:09Mark Normand?

  Who was it who came out and he said he fucked all the Kardashians, including the mom?

• 32:13Speaker 03

  Kanye?

• 32:14Sam Morril?

  Was it Kanye?

• 32:14Mark Normand?

  No, it wasn't Kanye. Uh, it was some.

• 32:18Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 32:19Mark Normand?

  Some other guy, but, uh, well, oh, man, that's the mom?

• 32:22Speaker 03

  That's Larsa Pippin.

• 32:24Mark Normand?

  The mom?

• 32:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:25Mark Normand?

  Of Scottie Pippin.

• 32:26Sam Morril?

  Scottie Pippin Jr. Scottie Pippin.

• 32:28Mark Normand?

  His wife.

• 32:29Speaker 03

  Scottie Pippin's wife.

• 32:30Mark Normand?

  Got it, got it. Wow.

• 32:31Sam Morril?

  He must have cheated on her so much, though, in the 90's. This is like her little revenge tour.

• 32:35Mark Normand?

  Oh, interesting.

• 32:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's also, you know, it's live by the sword, die by the sword.

• 32:40Mark Normand?

  There he is, Future. Tristan.

• 32:43Speaker 03

  Oh, man, they, I didn't know they had, uh, they're pretty organized with this. Is this all the guys that had sex? This is.

• 32:47Mark Normand?

  Oh, my lord.

• 32:49Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 32:49Sam Morril?

  Marcus Jordan.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  People Magazine, shame on you guys.

• 32:52Mark Normand?

  Man, bodycount.com.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  Jeff Kobe.

• 32:55Mark Normand?

  Jeff Kobe.

• 32:57Sam Morril?

  Now we're getting to like G Leaguers.

• 33:00Mark Normand?

  Damn, Katelyn Clark.

• 33:05Sam Morril?

  Damn dude.

• 33:06Speaker 03

  That's an insane article.

• 33:07Sam Morril?

  That sucks when you're, when you're.

• 33:09Speaker 03

  That's the ones we know about.

• 33:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 33:11Sam Morril?

  When your ex-wife is hot and she has an appetite for that, she's gonna get it.

• 33:15Mark Normand?

  Of course, of course.

• 33:16Sam Morril?

  That must suck if you're Scotty, cuz he seems like he's like spiraled a little bit.

• 33:20Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Poor bastard. He was also a second fiddle kinda guy, too.

• 33:26Sam Morril?

  Yeah, that's a great second fiddle to be.

• 33:27Mark Normand?

  Sure, sure. Can you pull up the guy who banged all the Kardashians?

• 33:31Sam Morril?

  Sure.

• 33:31Mark Normand?

  I forget.

• 33:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm curious who that is.

• 33:32Mark Normand?

  I don't know if it was Ray J. That feels too easy. But, uh, it was some guy, some rapper.

• 33:39Speaker 03

  Oh, it's great. That's like the Thanos.

• 33:44Speaker 02

  No one person has had sex.

• 33:45Mark Normand?

  Oh, he said he did it.

• 33:48Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 33:48Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 33:49Sam Morril?

  That seems like too hard to accomplish.

• 33:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't think it's.

• 33:52Sam Morril?

  Getting the mom in there, too, is a tough one.

• 33:54Mark Normand?

  Yes, but she looks damn good.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  The game says she has slept with most of the Kardashians.

• 33:58Mark Normand?

  Oh, my bad.

• 34:00Speaker 02

  And the visual.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, we can get the people.

• 34:03Speaker 02

  Hey.

• 34:04Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 34:05Speaker 03

  Which one is that? I think that's even one of them.

• 34:08Mark Normand?

  I don't know who that is.

• 34:09Speaker 02

  I think that's Nicki Minaj.

• 34:10Speaker 03

  That's.

• 34:11Mark Normand?

  Oh, fun. This guy's doing alright. Is he the guy who made the gay jokes?

• 34:16Speaker 03

  No, that was, that was the baby, yeah.

• 34:18Mark Normand?

  The baby.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  Baby made one.

• 34:19Sam Morril?

  We sound so fucking uncool on this podcast.

• 34:23Sam Morril?

  Wait, which one is Future? No, the baby, that's the one.

• 34:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:31Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 34:31Sam Morril?

  The game had a moment, though. He had some cool tunes back in the day.

• 34:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, man.

• 34:34Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 34:35Sam Morril?

  I like, I like, yeah, he had like the hated a love at the underdogs on top. You don't remember that one?

• 34:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was like 50 Cent's, yeah, he was like, 50 Cent came out and they were like, alright, let's, let's get, you know. He was like a, kind of another 50 Cent kinda thing.

• 34:48Sam Morril?

  Oh, shit.

• 34:49Speaker 03

  Tougher. They, 50 Cent was such a tough guy. I was like, whoa, this is crazy.

• 34:52Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 34:52Sam Morril?

  He was such a badass.

• 34:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was.

• 34:54Sam Morril?

  You say you got shot nine times, like you can't say shit.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  Do you ever fantasize about surviving, like being shot? I do it all the time.

• 34:59Mark Normand?

  All the time.

• 35:00Speaker 03

  Would you get like a tattoo about like where all the bullets were? I I I'd have a fantasy about that a lot of just being in some sort of like, you know, like work situation or something where like you have to take your shirt off and they're just like, holy fuck, that guy's been shot. You have like all the bullet holes and you'd put like spider webs on him or something.

• 35:17Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 35:18Speaker 03

  Just walk in my dogs, be like, that'd be so fucking cool.

• 35:21Sam Morril?

  I don't think I could survive nine punches, though. Nine bullets is insane. You know how lucky you are that that didn't hit.

• 35:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah, dude.

• 35:28Sam Morril?

  That's true. But he all, he was also like a fucking, I mean, he's huge. He's a fucking man.

• 35:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he is a man.

• 35:35Speaker 03

  True.

• 35:36Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he's. Nine bullets is insane. Where, where, where do they all end?

• 35:39Mark Normand?

  Yeah, what happened?

• 35:40Speaker 03

  I don't know, man.

• 35:42Mark Normand?

  He looks pretty clean.

• 35:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:43Sam Morril?

  I'm seeing a lot of bullet wounds there.

• 35:44Speaker 03

  Trying to find the bullet wounds.

• 35:45Mark Normand?

  Maybe he tatted over them.

• 35:47Speaker 03

  That's, that's what I would do, honestly.

• 35:49Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he would not have had this career if like one just hit the spine and he's just in a wheelchair.

• 35:52Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 35:53Sam Morril?

  A lot of it's the swag.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, if he got shot nine times and it showed severely, that wouldn't be good.

• 35:59Speaker 03

  Oh shit, yeah, one of them hit his cheek.

• 36:00Mark Normand?

  Oh shit.

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• 37:03Mark Normand?

  Damn, he used to also bang Chelsea Handler.

• 37:05Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 37:06Mark Normand?

  Which is also hard to do.

• 37:13Mark Normand?

  The good thing about fucking Chelsea Handler is you know she'll get an abortion. She does not want children. She's made it very clear.

• 37:17Sam Morril?

  You know some of her insults hurt almost as much as the bullet, too.

• 37:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 37:21Sam Morril?

  She can get saucy.

• 37:23Mark Normand?

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• 38:15Speaker 02

  So we have some peeves and wrecks from...

• 38:18Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Oh, you brought them? I do. I got some peeves. I got some peeves. Here we go. Hey, it was funny, too, because I was like, I don't know. I don't really, nothing really. As soon as I started thinking about them, I could have listed like 40 million.

• 38:29Mark Normand?

  I love it.

• 38:29Speaker 03

  This is exciting. This is a lot. I got a lot of peeves.

• 38:32Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 38:32Speaker 03

  Sticklers for rules. That was the first one. That was me just like kicking stuff around. Yeah, actually, I don't like sticklers, man. Like, when people are being like... Yeah, that shit fucking pisses me off.

• 38:43Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 38:43Speaker 03

  My wife's a stickler. She'll get me. She'll stickle me on some shit. And I'm like, "Yeah, it doesn't matter." She's like, "Well, we need to do it." And I'm like, "Just fucking ignore it. Why?" And then sometimes I'll be wrong, and it'll blow up in my face. And I'm like, "Fuck."

• 38:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 38:55Speaker 03

  Women are more likely to be sticklers. You know what she does? She'll be like... But in a good way, too. Yeah. You need a little structure. You do. You do. Sometimes she'll hit me with... I'll be driving. She'll be like, "Do you have your driver's license?" I'm like, "No." She's like, "You need it." And it's like, "No, I fucking don't. Nothing's gonna happen." She's like, "You should have it on you when you drive."

• 39:11Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 39:12Speaker 03

  But whatever. But it sounds like you're a good pair. Yeah, we are. Because you need one of them. We do. And then I can be like... One of you needs to be a stickler. It's actually... Yeah, because I'll like show up to get like my driver's license. She's like, "Do you have like three forms of ID?" I'm like, "I don't give a fuck." And sure, they definitely do. And then I'm like, "This guy's a fucking asshole, man. Fuck this guy."

• 39:29Mark Normand?

  I just got a new ID, and they were like, "Do you have a W-2?" I'm like, "No." They're like, "You have to leave then." I'm like, "What? I've been waiting here two hours." I gotta go back the next day.

• 39:38Speaker 03

  I got a new ID recently and they spelled my name, you know, Mick Cusker, but they spa- it was M C space. C U S K I. And I showed my wife, she goes, they're not gonna let you blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, it's not gonna affect anything. Fucking relax. And like, we got rejected for some weird tax thing we're doing. She's like, it's just your license. I was like, fuck.

• 39:56Sam Morril?

  Every time I fly United, for some reason, I can't change, I'm Samuel E. Morell on my license. For some reason, it just saves Samuel A. Like, the E is part of my first name. And they wouldn't let me on. I'm like, I've called, I've changed the thing, they're like, we can't, I'm like, clearly you see there's an error here. Like, clearly, clearly I'm this person. And they're like, they wouldn't let me, it was like a whole thing I had to go through.

• 40:18Speaker 03

  Wow. Yeah, that shit gets me so mad. When I'm like, when it's like, dude, you know, like, you're holding me up on some bullshit, dude.

• 40:25Mark Normand?

  To be fair, I wouldn't let a guy named Samuel A. on my flight either.

• 40:30Speaker 03

  Can we have a guess what E stands for?

• 40:33Sam Morril?

  Yeah, go for it.

• 40:34Speaker 03

  You got anything more?

• 40:35Mark Normand?

  Ernest?

• 40:36Speaker 03

  Okay, that's good. Edward?

• 40:37Mark Normand?

  Eric?

• 40:38Sam Morril?

  That's, that'd be a cool, it's Elias.

• 40:39Speaker 03

  Elias?

• 40:41Mark Normand?

  Never gotten that.

• 40:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:42Sam Morril?

  I used to lie to people and say I was named after Defoe in Platoon. Cause he was private Elias, right? So, yeah, I was named after Defoe. And they're like, that movie came out, I'm like, yeah, it doesn't, doesn't matter.

• 40:54Speaker 03

  Don't worry about it, dude.

• 40:54Sam Morril?

  That's a lie.

• 40:57Sam Morril?

  But he was a cool character.

• 40:58Mark Normand?

  Defoe, huge dong.

• 40:59Sam Morril?

  Packing Heat.

• 41:00Mark Normand?

  Packing Heat, they have the CGI, his dong bulge out of some movie.

• 41:04Speaker 03

  Are you serious?

• 41:05Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's how big his dong is.

• 41:06Speaker 03

  Why didn't they let it ride?

• 41:08Sam Morril?

  Because they said, Lars von Trier, I think, was saying it would have messed up the scene. That's how big it was?

• 41:12Mark Normand?

  Too distracting.

• 41:12Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 41:13Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 41:14Sam Morril?

  Is that his dick?

• 41:16Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's a limp. Okay.

• 41:18Speaker 03

  That's a big limp dick.

• 41:19Mark Normand?

  Ah, I thought it'd be bigger, to be honest.

• 41:21Sam Morril?

  It's pretty good.

• 41:22Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 41:23Sam Morril?

  But he is a short guy.

• 41:24Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 41:25Sam Morril?

  So, I mean, think about how shocking it would be to see a guy that short with like a-

• 41:27Speaker 03

  I don't know, man. That could have been him, like, completely shrive- well, okay, they're-

• 41:30Mark Normand?

  And he's uncut.

• 41:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:33Mark Normand?

  Yikes.

• 41:34Speaker 03

  It is funny, there's, yeah, judging flaccid penises is tough. You really, you really, you also really let yourself, you're like, that's a big flaccid dick. Then you have him like, that's not that big. You're like, yeah, yeah.

• 41:43Mark Normand?

  Well.

• 41:45Mark Normand?

  Trust me, it's bigger than mine.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  I fought him in the strap a couple of times, that's why I'm like, yeah, you know, it's, it's a dick.

• 41:50Mark Normand?

  It's way bigger than mine, I just thought it'd be bigger just by the bulge.

• 41:53Sam Morril?

  I had, I had a bit about this, about his, uh, like how they had to hire a, a, a body double for this. Some like some struggling actor got a call from his agent like, dude, we booked you the part. Which one, Hamlet? He's like, no, Smallcock.

• 42:07Mark Normand?

  That's funny.

• 42:10Speaker 03

  That's.

• 42:10Mark Normand?

  Alright, let's.

• 42:11Speaker 03

  More peeps.

• 42:12Sam Morril?

  I mean, backseat driving is obviously, you know.

• 42:14Mark Normand?

  That's brutal.

• 42:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, that shit fucking fires me up. And again, sometimes I will be about to miss an exit and I'll be like, I fucking know, shut up. And then I'll be like, fuck, thank God.

• 42:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:26Speaker 03

  But yeah, that, that'll get me going.

• 42:27Mark Normand?

  My wife is a backseat driver and horrible driver.

• 42:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:30Mark Normand?

  So I'm like, why am I taking advice from you?

• 42:32Speaker 03

  True.

• 42:32Mark Normand?

  You can't drive.

• 42:33Sam Morril?

  I'm both those things.

• 42:34Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 42:35Sam Morril?

  I'm a terrible driver and I'm, I'm, I never, so out of respect to the driving community, I don't drive.

• 42:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:40Sam Morril?

  I have a license, but I don't want to be, cause I've been in that situation where I'm driving so poorly that people are like, you fucking idiot. I'm like, I know, I'm sorry.

• 42:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:47Sam Morril?

  I have to just take it.

• 42:48Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 42:49Sam Morril?

  But yeah, but I try to keep my mouth shut.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  I'm a big phantom breaker. If I'm in the passenger side, I'm like.

• 42:53Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  I do, I do that shit a lot, I'm like.

• 42:56Mark Normand?

  Interesting. Do you stop short?

• 42:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:59Speaker 03

  I, I always feel, that kind of makes me feel good though, when I'm like, whoa.

• 43:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it does feel good. That's how I met my wife, on a bus. Alright, got the tits.

• 43:08Speaker 03

  Got some titties, saved her, saved her life.

• 43:10Mark Normand?

  When stuff's all over the floor.

• 43:12Sam Morril?

  You seem like a neat guy.

• 43:14Speaker 03

  I'm actually, no, I'm kind of a mess, but like.

• 43:16Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 43:16Speaker 03

  I used to work, I used to paint houses and like, you know, when you're painting, you have all these different paint buckets everywhere. You can get to a point where like, you can't move anywhere and like, dude, it makes me.

• 43:25Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:26Speaker 03

  Or like toys on the floor for my kids. I like, if there's toys everywhere, I'll be like, once, once I can't walk, I can have shit like, stuff out everywhere, it doesn't bother me. If it's on counters, if it's on the floor, I, it like freaks me out.

• 43:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I get that. Then you step on that Lego and that kid's getting a wallop.

• 43:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:42Sam Morril?

  Have you had that moment yet?

• 43:43Mark Normand?

  Yeah, oh yeah.

• 43:43Speaker 03

  Oh dude.

• 43:44Mark Normand?

  My kid, all these, has all these, uh, fruits, like made out of wood, like a little piece of fruit, like so you can chew on and whatever. You step on a half a banana, it stinks.

• 43:53Speaker 03

  Ah dude, yeah. I have, we have a lot of unicorn stuff and it's like you catch a unicorn horn dude.

• 43:58Mark Normand?

  Damn, you got a gay kid?

• 43:59Speaker 03

  You have two kids? Yeah, two little girls.

• 44:00Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 44:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, we got a lot of unicorn.

• 44:04Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 44:05Speaker 03

  I didn't hear that until that.

• 44:06Mark Normand?

  Just checking.

• 44:07Speaker 03

  No.

• 44:08Mark Normand?

  My brother had My Little Pony and my dad was like, oh, here we go.

• 44:11Speaker 03

  Did he really?

• 44:12Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but he turned out normal.

• 44:14Speaker 03

  Really?

• 44:14Mark Normand?

  Straight.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  That's nice.

• 44:17Mark Normand?

  Just joking.

• 44:17Speaker 03

  What about kinks? Yeah, like there might, it might be some kink in there though, if it's like.

• 44:21Mark Normand?

  Probably. Probably likes a unicorn up his ass or something, but yeah, he had a, he loved My Little Pony.

• 44:26Speaker 03

  That's funny.

• 44:27Sam Morril?

  There's gonna be some study like what, what you play with as a kid is gonna lead to something, I don't know.

• 44:32Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:32Speaker 03

  I was, I was a big Barbie molester.

• 44:34Sam Morril?

  Who?

• 44:35Speaker 03

  I'd find Barbies and I, I was, yeah, G.I. Joes are all, but I was, it's kinda disgusting, oh wow.

• 44:40Mark Normand?

  That's funny, my brother was a Ken molester, so, no, I'm kidding.

• 44:45Speaker 03

  That's why he had the My Little Ponies.

• 44:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah, Jesus.

• 44:47Speaker 03

  Oh wow, so this is, yeah, My Little Pony, yeah, well, yeah, there really is.

• 44:50Mark Normand?

  Porn on anything.

• 44:51Speaker 03

  I know, it's crazy.

• 44:53Mark Normand?

  Damn, see if there's, we might be drunk porn.

• 44:58Mark Normand?

  It's just me and Sam blowing each other.

• 45:02Mark Normand?

  Remember the Lemon Party?

• 45:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:03Sam Morril?

  Which, which one's that?

• 45:05Mark Normand?

  Oh shit.

• 45:06Sam Morril?

  What is it?

• 45:07Mark Normand?

  You wanna tell him or should I?

• 45:10Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 45:10Speaker 03

  You've never seen Lemon Party? It's pretty cool.

• 45:12Sam Morril?

  What is it?

• 45:13Mark Normand?

  It's a classic, uh... Oh god.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  What?

• 45:18Mark Normand?

  What?

• 45:18Speaker 03

  You gotta go lemonparty.org.

• 45:20Mark Normand?

  There you go.

• 45:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was cool. You like send it to somebody, they'd open it.

• 45:25Sam Morril?

  You had to save?

• 45:26Speaker 03

  Are you serious? They didn't have all this stuff before?

• 45:27Mark Normand?

  I agree. Oh, they got rid of it.

• 45:30Speaker 03

  Someone bought it.

• 45:31Sam Morril?

  So what is it?

• 45:32Speaker 03

  Oh dude, it was a website, if I'm thinking of the right one.

• 45:36Mark Normand?

  There it is.

• 45:37Speaker 03

  There it is.

• 45:37Mark Normand?

  Oh, they colored over it.

• 45:39Speaker 03

  That stinks. Yeah, so you would just say, you would text Lemon Party.

• 45:42Sam Morril?

  Thankfully.

• 45:43Speaker 03

  You'd open it up and it'd just be a bunch of old men blowing each other.

• 45:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  You know anyone that ever sent that to their dad?

• 45:50Mark Normand?

  Oh god, no.

• 45:52Speaker 03

  I never, yeah, I never, I didn't ever have the courage. My friend in church-

• 45:55Sam Morril?

  I don't think my dad would find the humor in this.

• 45:57Speaker 03

  No, he was best. My friend in church, one time, you know like the, if you go to Catholic church, you do the sign of peace and you shake hands? My friend gave his dad the French tickle on the inside of his, and dude, he flipped. He held up a hand, he was like, what the, like he was gonna hit him. Cause it kinda, oh man.

• 46:12Mark Normand?

  There it is, classic. These guys are having a good time.

• 46:16Speaker 03

  They really are, dude.

• 46:17Mark Normand?

  Good for them.

• 46:17Sam Morril?

  The bottom's having a great time.

• 46:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 46:19Speaker 02

  Who's the worst position? Who's the best position?

• 46:22Mark Normand?

  I think the guy laying on his back is doing the best.

• 46:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:25Sam Morril?

  He's probably asleep, honestly. They're all guys.

• 46:28Mark Normand?

  This is the worst Holocaust footage you've ever seen, by the way.

• 46:31Sam Morril?

  It's the worst way to find out someone died. He's cold.

• 46:36Mark Normand?

  Go to mouth to mouth.

• 46:38Speaker 03

  It almost looks like the same guy, like almost like a Photoshop.

• 46:41Mark Normand?

  Oh yeah, you're right. Holy shit, it's like an AMC Escher.

• 46:46Sam Morril?

  The kisser looks a little Epstein-esque.

• 46:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:49Sam Morril?

  A little Epstein.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:50Sam Morril?

  Way too old, though.

• 46:51Mark Normand?

  One of the lefts kinda got a Johnny Carson.

• 46:52Speaker 03

  I thought this was, uh, Tom Brady in a son.

• 46:55Mark Normand?

  Oh, the ass eating on the top left. Alright, X out, X out.

• 46:59Sam Morril?

  Oh my god.

• 46:59Mark Normand?

  Jesus.

• 47:01Speaker 03

  Oh man. The old man gay porn market is crazy.

• 47:05Mark Normand?

  Crazy.

• 47:05Sam Morril?

  Even a man's ass, you've gotta have a, a strong tongue. We, we are not well kept.

• 47:11Speaker 03

  That's true, actually. I didn't think about that.

• 47:12Sam Morril?

  It's gross.

• 47:13Speaker 03

  It's top of the mountain. It really, it's top of the ass eating mountain.

• 47:17Speaker 02

  Let's find a palate here with the next one.

• 47:19Speaker 03

  There we go. Yeah, this is just stupid if, if like, when your kids get, like if you take them to like a circus or whatever and they buy some dumb thing that, you know, they kinda force you to buy, like a blinking, a thing with a blinking light. If I come down in the dark and I see the light blinking, I, I wanna just like snap it in half.

• 47:36Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 47:36Speaker 03

  It just pisses me off. It's just this fucking piece of shit toy. And you come down, it's supposed to be dark, and it's just like a multi-colored pulsing light.

• 47:44Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 47:44Speaker 03

  And you're like, what the fuck is that? And you go, it's that fucking thing.

• 47:47Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 47:47Speaker 03

  It's that unicorn bubble maker that I bought for forty fucking dollars.

• 47:51Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 47:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, that pisses me off, man.

• 47:53Mark Normand?

  Yeah, the amount of batteries you buy with a kid is crazy.

• 47:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's pretty nuts.

• 47:57Mark Normand?

  Everything lights up and whatnot.

• 47:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:59Mark Normand?

  It's brutal. You just wait.

• 48:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, true.

• 48:02Speaker 02

  We'll see. You guys holding any peeves? I think we may have one more.

• 48:05Mark Normand?

  I got one.

• 48:05Sam Morril?

  I don't have any good shit.

• 48:06Mark Normand?

  And I got a toast.

• 48:08Sam Morril?

  I wanna hear, uh, we haven't had toast in a while.

• 48:10Mark Normand?

  We do a toast for, cause all we do is peeves, so every now and then you gotta give a shout of something good.

• 48:14Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 48:16Mark Normand?

  There's a new taco spot on, uh, Christopher Street.

• 48:20Speaker 03

  I, I, is this the one I'm thinking of? I think it is.

• 48:22Mark Normand?

  Right by, uh, what is that? Papaya.

• 48:26Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 48:26Mark Normand?

  What's that called?

• 48:27Speaker 03

  Gras papaya.

• 48:27Mark Normand?

  Gras papaya. It's got, I went in there the other day, cause I was jonesing for a taco, and it's cheap, it's quick. It's got the salsa bar. A big toast of the salsa.

• 48:37Speaker 03

  Hey, yeah.

• 48:38Mark Normand?

  You go to a restaurant, they got the bar with the free, the green salsa, the, the, the red, the, the spicy, the lime wedges, the radishes, the onions. Love it.

• 48:49Sam Morril?

  Love a radish, love a pickled, uh, beet or onion too.

• 48:52Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:53Sam Morril?

  I went to one that used to be, they used to have a, on St. Mark's, it used to be like that, but it was a falafel bar. And I was like, this is fucking incredible.

• 48:58Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. I think I've been there.

• 49:00Sam Morril?

  You just pack it in a peat, you just fucking, it's great.

• 49:03Mark Normand?

  It's the best.

• 49:04Speaker 03

  Well, is it, and is this like made orders, like a Chipotle style, where they like make tacos in front of you?

• 49:09Mark Normand?

  And you see the guy whipping it up, and you're like, that's my chicken, that's my pork.

• 49:12Speaker 03

  Dude, yeah, yeah, self-serve salsa bar.

• 49:15Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 49:15Speaker 03

  Huge, man.

• 49:16Mark Normand?

  I'm sure that's big in Texas.

• 49:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, you get them, but not everywhere does it, man. So when you see them, it's like, this is, it's really nice, actually.

• 49:22Sam Morril?

  Texas, you guys got the good Mex, man. That's like the one cuisine in New York, we haven't, we don't, we have a couple spots, but...

• 49:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah, not the same.

• 49:29Speaker 03

  Nah, they, they really...

• 49:30Sam Morril?

  California and Texas have some good food.

• 49:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, the Mexican food there is for real phenomenal.

• 49:34Mark Normand?

  Oh, I'm with you on this one, the next one.

• 49:36Speaker 03

  People, which one?

• 49:37Mark Normand?

  Indoor.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  Bro, it's...

• 49:39Mark Normand?

  The worst.

• 49:39Speaker 03

  I can't stand indoor lights, man.

• 49:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 49:41Sam Morril?

  Speaking of, it's pretty fucking bright in here.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is like, at least you're like, you need them. It's like a podcast, you need them for filming, but like, yeah, dude, like, when I first thing in the morning, the lights come on, it, I, it fucking, it really pisses me off.

• 49:53Sam Morril?

  Now, you realize how healthy natural light is. You just go outside and you feel the sun, you're like, this is what I'm supposed to do.

• 49:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:58Sam Morril?

  This is fucking bullshit.

• 50:00Speaker 03

  It's, dude, like a, a good, like a flo- like a fluorescent light in like an office, like they used to make me feel like ghastly, man.

• 50:06Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 50:07Sam Morril?

  My apartment lights even kinda suck. They're even too bright.

• 50:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:10Mark Normand?

  They're not great either.

• 50:10Speaker 03

  You gotta get the blue light blockers, but you look like the world's biggest dork, that's the only drawback.

• 50:14Sam Morril?

  You ever do the, do you do the red light before bed?

• 50:16Speaker 03

  Uh...

• 50:17Sam Morril?

  I have the red light lamp by my bed. It helps.

• 50:19Mark Normand?

  What is that?

• 50:20Sam Morril?

  It's just a red light, but it gets easier on your eyes.

• 50:22Speaker 03

  Blue light wakes you up and red light kind of calms you down. Cause blue light's like daylight, and red light's like more sunset.

• 50:28Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  That's why you wear the blue light blockers and everything looks red. I have the salt lamp, which is kinda like red light.

• 50:33Sam Morril?

  I do, I do it also if I'm like I'm watching a show or something before bed, I'll put the, the glasses on.

• 50:37Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 50:38Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 50:39Speaker 03

  I, I do them if I have to fly early, cause like the airport, you like wake up when it's dark and go to the, and you're just like, I put the, you put the blockers on, that is actually nice.

• 50:47Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 50:47Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 50:48Speaker 03

  But, you know, it's just, some people see them like, what the fuck is that?

• 50:50Mark Normand?

  You look like a, like a, like a marksman or something, you know?

• 50:54Sam Morril?

  I was FaceTiming with a girl and she's got the red light, I got the red light, we look like we're like FaceTiming from like 2001 space. I was like, this looks so fucking weird, but.

• 51:01Mark Normand?

  Well, the red light district whores must see great.

• 51:04Speaker 03

  True, true. Yeah, they probably sleep like babies actually, yeah.

• 51:07Mark Normand?

  I mean, their assholes are bleeding, but yeah.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, their handler kicks them back into a burlap sack, but other than that.

• 51:15Mark Normand?

  Wait a minute, Fabreeze, this is interesting.

• 51:17Speaker 03

  I don't like the plugins, man. I don't like them.

• 51:19Sam Morril?

  Wait, so what are, what are these again? The Fabreeze plugins?

• 51:22Speaker 03

  Plug them in the wall.

• 51:23Sam Morril?

  And they, and it's a nice smell?

• 51:23Speaker 03

  It just smells, yeah. I would say more like chemically, just, and especially when they spray, if I'm just standing somewhere and I get sprayed with a mist of chemical.

• 51:32Sam Morril?

  Oh, shit.

• 51:32Speaker 03

  Sense that like fucking pisses me off.

• 51:34Mark Normand?

  It is a very artificial chemically smell.

• 51:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I'm a huge, I'll, I've been to places before and I'll just like kinda pop, I did, I went, I used to go to a gym where they kept them, I would pop them out of the wall and just.

• 51:45Mark Normand?

  Nice.

• 51:46Speaker 03

  I hated them.

• 51:47Mark Normand?

  Well, Attell's got that old joke, he's like.

• 51:48Sam Morril?

  I was literally just thinking of this.

• 51:50Mark Normand?

  I can't remember how it goes.

• 51:50Sam Morril?

  It was something about when you see this Fabreeze, like, who are you fooling? I know you did something smelly in here.

• 51:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Now it's lemon and shit.

• 51:58Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's a classic.

• 52:01Sam Morril?

  It's an old, that's like skanks for the memories, Attell.

• 52:03Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:04Sam Morril?

  I was just thinking that.

• 52:05Mark Normand?

  Good bit. Okay, hit us with the last one.

• 52:10Mark Normand?

  If people say no to petting your dog.

• 52:12Speaker 03

  If I, if I ask someone to pet the dog and they're like, no.

• 52:15Sam Morril?

  That's crazy.

• 52:16Speaker 03

  Dude, it happened to me in the grocery store the other day and I was, and it was like a dog, a type of breed I used to have. So I'm like, oh man, you having a Kida? Let me, let me, and they were like, yeah, I'd prefer if you didn't. And I was just like. I was so fucking mad and you know, I was with my wife and I'm walking away, I'm like, she's a fucking bitch. My wife was like, relax dude, it's her dog, she can say, and I'm like, that's fucked up.

• 52:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 52:38Speaker 03

  I was just mad, I mean.

• 52:39Sam Morril?

  That's your wife, she's a stickler for the rules.

• 52:40Speaker 03

  She is, she is.

• 52:41Sam Morril?

  But you're right, I think.

• 52:42Speaker 03

  She is, but dude, it was like, bro, I just wanna pet your dog, like what the fuck, man? She was like, yeah, I'd prefer if you didn't, and just kinda like walked, like yanked the leash and was just like.

• 52:49Mark Normand?

  Geez, some owner, huh?

• 52:51Sam Morril?

  It's also like, I'd prefer is such a weird way to phrase it.

• 52:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:54Sam Morril?

  Like, oh, like make up a lie, like, oh, I'm sorry, it's got a bad, something.

• 52:57Speaker 03

  I thought I was just being, I was just like, asking was just like a formality, I was like getting ready to grab this dog's head, I was just trying to be polite and be like, hey, you mind if I pet your dog? And she's like, yeah, actually, no.

• 53:06Mark Normand?

  Wow, the dog's probably like, come on bitch, let me get this pet.

• 53:10Speaker 03

  Let me get this pet.

• 53:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 53:12Speaker 03

  I, dude, I love Akitas, they're like.

• 53:14Sam Morril?

  Well, I don't know what those look like.

• 53:16Speaker 03

  They're, uh, they're these like giant Japanese dogs that have like curly tails. Dude, I fucking love these things, god, I love these things. And they're like, they're like vicious guard dogs too.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  OJ Simpson had an Akita.

• 53:29Speaker 03

  Did he, really?

• 53:30Sam Morril?

  I guess they're not that good guard dogs.

• 53:31Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 53:32Speaker 02

  And it was, it was with the wife when she was killed.

• 53:36Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  And they're saying, this is how you know OJ did it, because it would not attack its owner.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 53:42Speaker 02

  But it would attack a stranger who was attacking its owner.

• 53:44Mark Normand?

  Love family Akita.

• 53:45Speaker 03

  Dang, that's a good, that's actually a good defense, cuz yeah, they are like, they were like, uh, I feel like people say this about all dogs, but they used to like guard like the children, cuz they're very good with their family. But if a stranger walks in, they'll literally just try to kill you.

• 53:58Mark Normand?

  And it's rare you see a dog in blackface. I mean, look at that, that's full Al Jolson on that thing. Holy moly.

• 54:05Speaker 03

  Dude, and they don't really, they wouldn't bark, they kinda just like, if I had someone come into my house, they'll just quietly follow, like shadow that person, and if they like move quick, they'll jump up, and they're awesome.

• 54:16Mark Normand?

  Whoa, interesting, alright.

• 54:17Speaker 03

  Really cool.

• 54:18Mark Normand?

  Akita.

• 54:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, really good dog, that's a, that's a shout out to the Akita dog.

• 54:21Sam Morril?

  Jeff Ross has a giant, uh, guard dog that he brings everywhere, and I always run into him on the street, cuz we go to the same coffee shop. And every time I see this dog, it like lunges to attack me, and I'm like, that, that's kind of a peeve.

• 54:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 54:34Sam Morril?

  I'm like, every time I just wave, I'm like, I'm like, alright, sorry, you know?

• 54:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's annoying, and they always go, he's alright, he's alright, you're like, whoa.

• 54:41Sam Morril?

  But it's like, everyone like, well, maybe stop bringing him around everywhere, you got this fucking weapon with you.

• 54:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:45Mark Normand?

  Exactly, tried to bite me.

• 54:46Sam Morril?

  Like having a gun that's just faulty.

• 54:48Speaker 03

  We, we had a, uh, my, my dad and his brothers had like a trash business, and they had like this, you know, trash yard where they had like literally like a junkyard dog. And it was the meanest dog, like it would, it would like frill try to bite, like I was a little kid and I would like pet its head and if I stopped it would be like

• 55:02Mark Normand?

  Oh my god.

• 55:04Speaker 03

  And it bit like a couple of the customers.

• 55:05Mark Normand?

  Jesus.

• 55:06Speaker 03

  And they had, they fucking put it down, like they did it themselves.

• 55:10Sam Morril?

  Fuck.

• 55:10Mark Normand?

  Remember how scary that was? We'd walk by that one house with the dog?

• 55:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:14Mark Normand?

  And it would be like come running up at you.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:16Mark Normand?

  It would like eat the fence trying to get to you and you're like, jeez, who, who is Joyce this thing?

• 55:19Sam Morril?

  It's the movie The Sandlot.

• 55:20Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 55:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, true.

• 55:21Sam Morril?

  The whole movie.

• 55:22Mark Normand?

  It's the whole movie.

• 55:23Sam Morril?

  It's a scary dog.

• 55:24Speaker 03

  Did you ever get chased by a dog?

• 55:25Mark Normand?

  Oh yeah, I have.

• 55:26Sam Morril?

  I don't remember.

• 55:26Speaker 03

  I did at one time. Yeah, we were freaking out. I got, it like, it, it got me. It didn't bite me, it just like knocked me down, paws on me and

• 55:33Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's pretty scary.

• 55:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was pretty nice, but I was shitting myself.

• 55:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I, I cried, my mom had to come out, I was thirty-eight. But, uh, yeah, it was bad.

• 55:42Speaker 03

  But yeah, the junkyard dog, they put it down themselves. My uncle's like shot it.

• 55:46Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 55:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, shot it.

• 55:47Mark Normand?

  Old school.

• 55:48Speaker 03

  Old school shot it and it took like two rounds and was still alive.

• 55:51Mark Normand?

  Jesus.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was really gruesome.

• 55:53Sam Morril?

  Did you just shoot it in the head?

• 55:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:55Sam Morril?

  Oh.

• 55:55Mark Normand?

  Wait, where are you from?

• 55:57Speaker 03

  Right outside Philadelphia.

• 55:58Mark Normand?

  Oh yeah, right.

• 55:58Speaker 03

  So Delaware County.

• 55:59Mark Normand?

  Holy moly.

• 56:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, it's kind of fucking nuts they did that.

• 56:03Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 56:04Speaker 03

  They were like, yeah, we put that dog, because that dog was, I was like, oh, because I used to see it, like I'd pet it, because I still liked the dog.

• 56:08Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 56:09Speaker 03

  And they're like, oh, we had to put it down. They're like, yeah, we shot that thing like three times in the head and it's still, still moving.

• 56:13Mark Normand?

  Phew.

• 56:14Sam Morril?

  His uncle was Kristy Noem.

• 56:16Mark Normand?

  And Michael Vick.

• 56:17Speaker 03

  I know it's not a popular take to say, you know, shot the dog, but that was

• 56:21Sam Morril?

  That's crazy.

• 56:21Speaker 03

  Growing up, it was like, yeah, you put animals down. Like I, I grew up on like a

• 56:24Sam Morril?

  They put them down in other places too, I guess.

• 56:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was just, you know, because I grew up in kind of like a rural area and like, yeah, you would like, I would go out with my dad and like if he, in his garden, if there was like, I think they're called voles, like kind of like a little groundhog tunneling animal. And he'd be like, alright, we're gonna drop smoke bombs in the holes and you'd smoke it out and just stand by the last hole with a gun and just, dude, it was pretty brutal.

• 56:44Mark Normand?

  Whoa, that sounds kind of fun though with the voles.

• 56:46Speaker 03

  It was pretty fucking, it was pretty fucking awesome.

• 56:48Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 56:49Speaker 03

  But yeah, it was like, yeah, they, and like dude, you'd like, their eye would just be like gone. It just blows these things apart.

• 56:55Sam Morril?

  Did he have Rex too? Did I see it Rex?

• 56:57Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, these are gonna be duds, man, but, oh, you know what's good dude? The Chili Pad.

• 57:02Mark Normand?

  Chili Pad?

• 57:02Speaker 03

  That's a huge rec for me, yeah, so like, you know, you're like, your just bed gets hot when you're sleeping?

• 57:07Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 57:07Speaker 03

  There's a thing you plug into your wall and you fill a unit with water. You gotta use distilled water so the minerals don't build up and like clog it.

• 57:14Mark Normand?

  Uh huh.

• 57:14Speaker 03

  So you roll that little pad out underneath your sheet and it covers like half the bed. So my wife has regular bed, I have chili bed.

• 57:20Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 57:21Speaker 03

  And it maintains like, you can set the temperature, so I do like sixty-four degrees.

• 57:25Mark Normand?

  Mmm.

• 57:25Speaker 03

  So my side of the bed is just like a frigid, freezing area the whole time I'm sleeping.

• 57:31Mark Normand?

  Damn, that's great in the summer.

• 57:32Speaker 03

  Oh dude, it's, it's awesome.

• 57:34Sam Morril?

  I think our buddy Ryan Hamilton uses this.

• 57:36Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay.

• 57:36Speaker 03

  Dude, this is a, I was like, you know, I heard about him, but I started using it and it's like, and it's just so nice. You turn it on, brush your teeth, take a shower and you get into your bed and it's just ice cold.

• 57:46Mark Normand?

  That's a good rec.

• 57:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:48Sam Morril?

  Do you keep the room cold?

• 57:50Speaker 03

  As cold as I can with the wife dude, you know what I mean? They, they're like iguanas, bro. They fucking run hot. So I keep it as cold as I can and then also her feet will come over on my chili pad. It's like, it's like an electric fence. She's like, ah!

• 58:03Speaker 03

  So.

• 58:03Mark Normand?

  I got diarrhea real bad in Mexico. That, that bed was a chili pad.

• 58:11Mark Normand?

  Low, low THC weed sales are really...

• 58:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm a big fan of those as well, man.

• 58:14Sam Morril?

  Did we just get those?

• 58:16Speaker 03

  I don't know, is this in the liquor?

• 58:18Sam Morril?

  Oh.

• 58:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, similar thing though. I, I like them, man. They're nice. They're nice for a little backyard barbecue. Cause they're not like, they make them like two point five milligrams. Where you can like have one and not like freak and you can slowly drink them on. They're, I'm big on those.

• 58:31Mark Normand?

  Alright, good call.

• 58:32Speaker 03

  So this is a dud, John Martin, it's just a guy, a guy I've been listening to. It's just, he's like a obscure, kinda like British folk singer from the seventies. It's not really the thing that rivets the nations, but...

• 58:42Mark Normand?

  Pull him up. I like folk.

• 58:44Speaker 03

  He's, dude, he's actually, he's, he's got a cool story too.

• 58:48Sam Morril?

  What's his story?

• 58:49Speaker 03

  He just was like, you know, kicking around and he was a musician and then his wife was like, he married, he met this lady who was a, like a, I think it's with a Y.

• 58:58Sam Morril?

  Oh.

• 58:58Speaker 03

  Um, there he is.

• 59:00Mark Normand?

  There he is.

• 59:01Speaker 03

  But his wi- he like met this lady who's a success, who's a successful musician and then like, he was like, I'll just be like a studio guitarist for you. Then he completely took over the album.

• 59:08Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 59:09Speaker 03

  And was like, yeah, we're gonna be co-writing. And then he impregnated her and just like left for two decades and went on the road and became a successful musician.

• 59:15Mark Normand?

  Hell yeah.

• 59:17Sam Morril?

  Holy shit.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  He's really good.

• 59:23Mark Normand?

  Oh, this is right up my asshole.

• 59:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, and he, um, he plays in a bunch of weird tunings too, so like, you know, his songs, you can like tune the guitar so when you strum it, it sounds like a chord in and of itself. So he was just like, he'd always mess with all these weird tunings. He was, if you watch his videos, he's always like just yacked out of his mind doing concerts. He's really, he's a funny guy.

• 59:41Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah.

• 59:42Speaker 03

  But he eventually got super fat and he became an alcoholic. And, uh, he like broke his neck by crashing into a cow on like a country road in Ireland where he like ended up losing his foot.

• 59:55Sam Morril?

  Oh, no.

• 59:55Speaker 03

  From some other type of infection. There he is, dude. Turned into a fucking unit. And there's a docu, it was really cool. There's a documentary on him and he had like lost his foot. He's in this horrible car crash. And, you know, he's just like, his whole life's kind of exploded. And they just, he got to play like just a show in like a pub. He was like traveling the world. He was like a pretty, you know, he was like hanging out with Phil Collins and shit. But eventually he just like has one leg and just shows up and plays a show in like an old pub and he's just, you know, like this is awesome.

• 1:00:22Sam Morril?

  I think I got that, saw that guy playing Slots in Vegas last night.

• 1:00:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah, right?

• 1:00:27Speaker 03

  He, dude, he went, he went full bore. He just drank every day, played shows.

• 1:00:30Sam Morril?

  That is a face. That is an amazing face.

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  But he's so fucking good, man. He was, he was awesome.

• 1:00:34Sam Morril?

  I'm gonna listen to him. I'm pumped.

• 1:00:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, John Martin, Solid Air was like his big, did you ever hear of Nick Drake?

• 1:00:39Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  So he, Solid Air, he wrote that, him and Nick Drake were boys and he wrote that for Nick Drake, cause Nick Drake was a sad boy.

• 1:00:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:45Speaker 03

  Died.

• 1:00:46Mark Normand?

  Holy moly. See, this is what's good. You were worried about this wreck. This is good stuff.

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  It's a deep cut for sure, but some people.

• 1:00:50Sam Morril?

  You wreck into the right people here. We like, and I feel like our listeners love shit like this.

• 1:00:55Mark Normand?

  I'm more of a future guy.

• 1:00:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, John Martin, he's, you know, he's got a huge, he's, you can like, if you want something new to listen to, cause that's on Spotify, I just get like the same fucking shit I listen to all the time. So this was a guy got to like really go like through album by album, like damn, he keeps surprising me with new songs.

• 1:01:14Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and hey, microdosing, we can all get behind that.

• 1:01:16Speaker 03

  That's, look, that's it. The Chili Pad, weed seltzers, music and microdosing, that's how.

• 1:01:21Sam Morril?

  I've never, I've still never tried mushrooms.

• 1:01:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's the best drug.

• 1:01:23Speaker 03

  Really not as scary, man. I don't know. Mushrooms are number one.

• 1:01:26Sam Morril?

  I'm gonna try it. I'll try it with you. I'll try it.

• 1:01:28Mark Normand?

  Try, yeah, we'll do it on the show.

• 1:01:28Speaker 03

  That's a good idea. Yeah, that's.

• 1:01:30Sam Morril?

  I know, that's, I don't think that's what I'm gonna do it, but.

• 1:01:32Speaker 03

  I mean, you could. You can just throw it away if you freak out, but.

• 1:01:35Sam Morril?

  I got a rec.

• 1:01:36Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 1:01:36Sam Morril?

  What is it? I'll do audiobooks sometimes, cause I'll, you know, just walk around a lot. And I started this audiobook. It's, uh, it's called Educated by Tara Westover. It's incredible.

• 1:01:46Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 1:01:46Sam Morril?

  It's this woman who grew up like Mormon in Idaho, and it's like the dad was completely like crazy, off the grid, like wouldn't let them go to school and let them do anything. And it's just her childhood, but it's so well-written. It's like, she's such a good writer. Uh, buddies with Ryan Hamilton. That's how I heard about it.

• 1:02:02Speaker 03

  Nice. It's a memoir. I like memoirs.

• 1:02:04Sam Morril?

  It's really good.

• 1:02:06Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 1:02:07Mark Normand?

  Is there a hook? Like, does she come out on top as a?

• 1:02:10Sam Morril?

  Well, clearly she's out. Yeah. I mean, you know, she's writing about it, so.

• 1:02:14Mark Normand?

  Cool.

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  So she escaped Mormonism, you're saying?

• 1:02:16Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:17Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  That's pretty cool.

• 1:02:18Sam Morril?

  But it's just like crazy stories. Like, they, they, they wouldn't let you go to the doctor.

• 1:02:22Speaker 03

  She's got a boyfriend.

• 1:02:25Sam Morril?

  Well, her brother, uh, was in a, was in a car crash and his teeth were like fucked up like here. And they were like, you can't go to a.

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 1:02:32Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:02:32Sam Morril?

  And the mom was in the same crash, and the mom is kinda fucked up from it. And they kept thinking she was getting better, but they, like, no doctor. The, the dad's like, if she's meant to be better, God will see to it. And that type of shit. And then she became into like healing and all this weird. It's a crazy, then the first older brother gets out and he's going to college. So she's kinda hearing about it. And the dad's like, college is bad, but she's like, you know, you're a kid. You don't know who to trust. It's, it's.

• 1:02:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's pretty cool.

• 1:02:57Sam Morril?

  It's just really well-written. It's just, it's compelling.

• 1:03:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like a good memoir. That's good.

• 1:03:03Mark Normand?

  I, I gotta peeve.

• 1:03:04Speaker 03

  Please.

• 1:03:05Mark Normand?

  Alright, alright. Two of them. You ever have this guy? Uh, he goes, uh, what do you think of, uh, John Martin? I go, I don't know him. You don't know John Martin? That's why I said I don't know him. You don't know him? Or you go, uh, this, it's the same guy. He goes, uh, oh, I'm out of cash. You got any cash? I have no cash. You have no cash? Yes, I said no cash. So you don't have any cash at all? That's what no cash is. So I hate that guy.

• 1:03:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're putting their problem on you.

• 1:03:34Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  They're like, how dare you?

• 1:03:36Mark Normand?

  Right, and the doubling down of it all.

• 1:03:38Speaker 03

  Oh, that's so fucking funny.

• 1:03:40Mark Normand?

  Now, this one's a real, a real, this guy's a real piece. I love this guy. So I'm trying to start playing tennis. I got, I got a racket, I have courts by my house, but it's old school. You gotta sign up on a booklet on the fence, and the people get there at 5 a.m.

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:55Mark Normand?

  So I try to wake up early. I got up at 8, which is early for me. I ran out to the signup sheet, and I couldn't find it. And I see people playing tennis, and I was like, "Where the hell's that signup sheet?" And the guy goes, "Dude, you missed it. It's all filled up." And I'm like, "Okay, well, where is it?" So I know for next time, he goes, "It's full." And I'm like, "But let me just know where it is so I can sign up?" And the guy goes, "I'm trying to tell you, you're not gonna get on the court today. The whole sheet's full." And I'm like, "Well, where is the fucking sheet?" He goes, "It's full." And I'm like, "I know it's full, but where is it?" So we went back and forth for 20 minutes. I don't know where the sheet is.

• 1:04:27Speaker 03

  Dude.

• 1:04:28Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 1:04:28Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:04:29Sam Morril?

  And you, and you woke up early, you're proud of yourself?

• 1:04:31Mark Normand?

  I had the racket in hand, I had a hot outfit on, ah, shorts, shorts.

• 1:04:36Sam Morril?

  You play with your wife or solo? What do you do?

• 1:04:38Mark Normand?

  No, I'd rather play with a wall. But, uh, no, no, I got, me and Ruby go out there.

• 1:04:43Sam Morril?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:04:43Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but I was like, "I'll get the signup, because I wake up early. I got a baby," and, uh, the guy yelled at me.

• 1:04:48Speaker 03

  Ah, dude, I, I had a scaled down version of that recently. I, I brought, I have two dogs, and I brought them to, like a little, like, you know, it's like a field, or it's like, kind of like an impromptu dog park thing. And, uh, I, like, my one dog's, like, losing his vision, and, like, I watch him walk into stuff in my house. Like, he's going blind. I, I can veri, you know, it's like, I verified this in my own experience. Sitting there at the dog park, a guy, I'm like, he's walking around, walking along, he walks towards this guy, and I'm like, "Oh, you know, he's blind, carefully might walk into you." And the guy goes, "He doesn't look blind to me."

• 1:05:21Speaker 03

  He's getting around pretty good. I'm like, well, no, like I watch him walk into stuff all the time and he's like, well, how'd that happen? And I was like, you know, I don't know, man. I know like, one time he ate like 14 chocolate cupcakes. It was like my one daughter's birthday and he just crushed a bunch of chocolate cupcakes. And I was like, I asked the vet and the vet said it's not even about the chocolate, but the sugar from all of that can do like a, some sort of diabetic thing and maybe that messed up his vision? The guy goes, I got diabetes, doesn't work that way. And I had, I had to just be like, alright, man, I'm leaving. Like, I'm not gonna sit here and argue. Like, my dog is fucked up. I'm with him every day and you're-

• 1:05:52Sam Morril?

  A condescending doctor is pretty fucking annoying.

• 1:05:55Speaker 03

  He wasn't even a doctor.

• 1:05:55Sam Morril?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:56Speaker 03

  This guy was just a guy. He was just like, he had diabetes apparently or knew someone.

• 1:06:00Sam Morril?

  For some reason, shit.

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  No, he was just kinda like-

• 1:06:01Mark Normand?

  That's crazy.

• 1:06:02Sam Morril?

  That's crazy.

• 1:06:03Mark Normand?

  Just a negate guy, just negating, negating.

• 1:06:05Speaker 03

  Doesn't look blind to me. It's like, phew.

• 1:06:07Sam Morril?

  Yeah, that's even worse.

• 1:06:08Speaker 03

  I just watched him walk into a concrete picnic table, dude. Like, he's definitely blind.

• 1:06:12Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:12Sam Morril?

  Fuck.

• 1:06:13Mark Normand?

  Does he get fucked up? Like, it hit his nose or something?

• 1:06:14Speaker 03

  All the time.

• 1:06:15Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 1:06:15Speaker 03

  Now, like, I, I can, now he listens though. He never listened before. Now if I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, he's like, he stops and I can kinda-

• 1:06:21Mark Normand?

  That's kinda nice.

• 1:06:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's kinda nice.

• 1:06:22Mark Normand?

  You're a dog whisperer.

• 1:06:26Mark Normand?

  Damn. Dog whisperer, another guy who got divorced, by the way.

• 1:06:28Speaker 03

  Did he really?

• 1:06:29Mark Normand?

  Ladies, you're inconceivable.

• 1:06:33Speaker 03

  They initiate, women initiate, I think, like 75% of divorces.

• 1:06:36Mark Normand?

  That's what I heard too. That's why lesbian is number one.

• 1:06:38Speaker 03

  Oh, they get divorced hard, man. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's a, you know, I said-

• 1:06:41Mark Normand?

  Forget about it.

• 1:06:42Speaker 03

  That's a truck with no brakes right there.

• 1:06:46Mark Normand?

  Also, you gotta think, the periods are sinking.

• 1:06:48Speaker 03

  Oh, dude.

• 1:06:49Mark Normand?

  So now you get double period in one home.

• 1:06:51Sam Morril?

  Yeah, neither one of you is holding back on those fists.

• 1:06:53Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 1:06:54Speaker 03

  Yep. And, you know, at that point too, if it's double period, there's no one there to be like, hey, well, this isn't really a big, you know, this isn't a real problem. This is-

• 1:07:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you need the cushion guy who's like, takes the blows. Now it's just two, two big cascading waves of blood.

• 1:07:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, that could be tough. Hey, that would be tough, man, you know?

• 1:07:13Mark Normand?

  It's like the shining in there.

• 1:07:14Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 1:07:14Mark Normand?

  Sorry, what?

• 1:07:15Speaker 02

  I got a quick peeve, if it's okay?

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  What is?

• 1:07:17Speaker 02

  Uh, overacting in shower sex scenes.

• 1:07:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah, that's good.

• 1:07:24Sam Morril?

  Like porno, you're talking about porno?

• 1:07:25Speaker 02

  No, no, I'm just talking in movies, in like, in movies like you would see in a theater. Like, they're like-

• 1:07:30Sam Morril?

  What, wait, shower sex scenes?

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, people have sex in the shower in movies. And they're like, it's steamy, they're grabbing like the side of the wall and they're freaking their hand down.

• 1:07:40Mark Normand?

  That's how it goes.

• 1:07:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, if you have sex in the shower, nothing like that.

• 1:07:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah, one of you's just annoyed that the other one's wet and you're not.

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:46Sam Morril?

  You know, I, I was, I thought you were saying overacting in porn, which that annoys me when the dude's like hamming it up too much. I'm like, alright, you're not why we're here. Why don't you settle down?

• 1:07:54Mark Normand?

  And why are you showing the guy's face? And the guy's like, oh, I'm like, alright, alright, we're both making the same face.

• 1:08:00Sam Morril?

  The porn guy, the porn guy who wanted to be like Jerry Lewis, and you're like, Jesus Christ, I'm trying to jerk off you, he's ruining it.

• 1:08:06Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:08:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:08Mark Normand?

  By the way, fun fact, I, I saw a study on this. What is the female body part that is observed the most in porn?

• 1:08:18Speaker 03

  I would say the feet or the eyes.

• 1:08:20Mark Normand?

  Ooh.

• 1:08:20Sam Morril?

  I would say the face.

• 1:08:21Mark Normand?

  Interesting, the face.

• 1:08:23Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:23Mark Normand?

  Cause you wanna know how she's reacting to it.

• 1:08:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:26Mark Normand?

  So you think tits, vagina, butt?

• 1:08:29Speaker 03

  So if anything, we're good guys.

• 1:08:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:32Speaker 03

  We're good for watching it, we care about your face.

• 1:08:34Mark Normand?

  I like it.

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, we're good people.

• 1:08:37Mark Normand?

  We're just waiting for that jizz to hit it.

• 1:08:40Sam Morril?

  Alright, we got some dates here.

• 1:08:41Speaker 03

  No, yeah, plug some dates, first I've watched Matt's new special on Netflix. Yeah, thank you guys.

• 1:08:46Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:08:47Speaker 03

  Humble offering, it was, yeah, it was cool. It was cool to make, I'm excited it's coming out.

• 1:08:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:50Speaker 03

  And, uh, yeah, I'll be in Buffalo, New York, uh, October 17th, and then Brick Town, I'll be in Tulsa, the Naples, Florida, Madison, Wisconsin, and the Blue Room in Springfield, Missouri, on mattmcusker.com, so yeah, I'm excited.

• 1:09:04Mark Normand?

  Have you done Madison?

• 1:09:05Speaker 03

  Yes, I love that, their green room is the best, dude.

• 1:09:07Mark Normand?

  The best.

• 1:09:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, I love that.

• 1:09:09Mark Normand?

  The best, Jerry. Alright, what do you got, Fatty?

• 1:09:12Sam Morril?

  Barcelona, uh, Milan, Dublin, Liverpool, London, Paris.

• 1:09:17Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 1:09:17Sam Morril?

  Amsterdam, Berlin, and then, second time this year, Salt Lake City, uh, Wise Guys, back for seconds, I love that, I love that spot. Uh, November 14th through 16th, Reno, Nevada, November 29th, and then Carnegie Hall, December 4th, please come out today.

• 1:09:31Speaker 03

  That's awesome, man.

• 1:09:32Mark Normand?

  Nicely done, Samuel Elliott.

• 1:09:34Speaker 03

  Packed out.

• 1:09:35Mark Normand?

  All right. Hey, we are going to, I don't know when this comes out. Oh, Athens, Greece, baby. Oslo, Helsinki, Stockholm. I got Dublin the night before you.

• 1:09:46Sam Morril?

  God damn it, dude.

• 1:09:46Mark Normand?

  So I'm stealing those tickets.

• 1:09:47Sam Morril?

  Ships in the night. Oh, you are.

• 1:09:50Mark Normand?

  But you've never been.

• 1:09:51Sam Morril?

  I've been to Dublin.

• 1:09:52Mark Normand?

  Ah, you've been there.

• 1:09:52Sam Morril?

  Nah, you'll crush me.

• 1:09:54Mark Normand?

  Nah, my tickets aren't doing great, by the way.

• 1:09:55Sam Morril?

  I like Goobies.

• 1:09:57Mark Normand?

  I do, too.

• 1:09:57Sam Morril?

  That's good to hear, but I was blaming antisemitism. So it's not great to hear.

• 1:10:02Mark Normand?

  Uh, do you have a Goobies in Baltimore area? Washington DC, Chocolate Sitte, the Lincoln Theater, Rochester Kodak Center, Niagara Falls. Uh, with the, that's on the Ontario side, the good side. And then, uh, San Diego and Prior Lake, Minnesota, outside of Minneapolis for the casino. And I'm adding more dates and, uh, hopefully we'll sell this special. Get some Bodega Cat.

• 1:10:25Sam Morril?

  You will, for sure. Get some Bodega Cat, bodeacatwhiskey.com. See you next week, guys. Thank you.

• 1:10:29Mark Normand?

  Yee-haw.

• 1:10:30Sam Morril?

  Thank you, guys.

• 1:10:30Speaker 06

  Sunday's the day for my next fender. A bit of Pivo rec, you know the future's close. I've had a little too much bourbon and Norman's talking shit about the fucking Pope. And I get down in the same way. Up on the roof like a cop's coming and naked Samuel is feeling dangerous. I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans. This wonderland doesn't look like I remember. And I get down in the same way.

• 1:11:07Speaker 06

  We might be true.

• 1:11:17Speaker 04

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