Ryan Hamilton w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

Ryan Hamilton joins Mark and Sam to talk about his excellent new Netflix special, surviving a bus accident, comedy special jitters, late-night TV, life on the road, private jets, fashion disasters, and their biggest everyday pet peeves—from helicopter tours to soft blueberries. Sponsored by: Fabletics – Get 70–80% off everything for new VIP membershttps://www.fabletics.com/WMBD Willie's – 20% off your first order plus free shipping on orders over $95 with code WMBDhttps://drinkwillies.com Hims – Personalized ED care, hair loss treatment, and morehttps://www.hims.com/DRUNK Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Ryan Hamilton: https://www.ryanhamiltonlive.com/ Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #RyanHamilton #NetflixComedy #StandUpComedy #Fabletics #Willies #Hims #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:06Sam Morril?

  Yo.

• 0:06Mark Normand?

  Hey, hey, we're here, we're sweaty, it's hot.

• 0:09Sam Morril?

  We're sweaty, oh, was it 90 something?

• 0:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah, 95.

• 0:12Sam Morril?

  And the trains went down for like the first time, you didn't get hit with that, you're uptown.

• 0:16Speaker 02

  I was uptown, but I was coming across town and I got lucky in a cab.

• 0:20Mark Normand?

  Ah, the cab. What is this, 88, taking cabs in New York?

• 0:24Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 0:25Sam Morril?

  I got lucky in a cab once, her name was, uh, no.

• 0:29Sam Morril?

  No, but, yeah, no, the trains.

• 0:30Mark Normand?

  Her name was Bob.

• 0:33Sam Morril?

  It was a man, I was flated by a man in a taxi cab. No, uh, no, you know, the train, it's like, it feels like it never goes down, so you kinda, this happens and you're like, eh, I'm kind of grateful this never happens.

• 0:46Mark Normand?

  I know, but it was creeping, which was the way it was just going, just like an inch a mile, you know?

• 0:51Sam Morril?

  And I was texting you and I didn't get, I was stuck in a no-service zone, so I was trying to text you like, what's going on with you?

• 0:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 0:55Sam Morril?

  But.

• 0:56Mark Normand?

  Yeah, right.

• 0:57Sam Morril?

  No service.

• 0:58Mark Normand?

  It's also crazy to think that, sorry, we'll get to you.

• 1:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, I love this.

• 1:01Mark Normand?

  Crazy to think that, uh...

• 1:04Sam Morril?

  Ryan's whole special is about how he was hit by a bus, and we were delayed by a train.

• 1:08Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:09Sam Morril?

  Almost as bad.

• 1:10Mark Normand?

  It's horrible, it's the worst, but crazy thing, we used to not have cellphone service in the train, you just have to sit there and just like think and read.

• 1:18Speaker 02

  I remember when we got cellphone service at the train, I was like, my life's gonna be so different.

• 1:22Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:23Sam Morril?

  Hell, it's not.

• 1:24Mark Normand?

  Remember, they used to not tell you the time, you just go down there and be like, could be a minute, could be 20 minutes.

• 1:29Sam Morril?

  Yeah, here's how our life is different, some dude is watching like Waffle House fights next to you, without headphones, and you're like, and you're like, oh, that's not the technological advancement I was hoping for.

• 1:40Mark Normand?

  Right, I know, the casino game, ting, ding, ding, ding, ding, ah, what, do you need the ting ting? Sorry, Chinatown, just saying, enough.

• 1:48Sam Morril?

  So Ryan, our good friend Ryan Hamilton, who we've known for a long time.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  A long time, yes, sir.

• 1:54Sam Morril?

  New special on Netflix, this just hit me, it is killer.

• 1:57Mark Normand?

  Killer, very funny, this is the one.

• 2:00Sam Morril?

  Just dense and like...

• 2:02Mark Normand?

  Great ideas, great angle, great takes.

• 2:04Sam Morril?

  Yeah, how do you think of getting hit by a bus, that's a great idea.

• 2:08Sam Morril?

  No, I mean, you say that at one point in the special, you're like, was it worth it? No!

• 2:13Mark Normand?

  Well, tell it to Tracy Morgan.

• 2:18Mark Normand?

  That was a truck, but still.

• 2:20Sam Morril?

  Yeah, that was my first, my, that was my first thought is, did he sue?

• 2:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 2:24Sam Morril?

  Because you don't address that.

• 2:25Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Well, I have a joke that I say, I, I own a small shuttle bus company.

• 2:29Sam Morril?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:30Speaker 02

  But, yeah, I mean, that was obviously not, like, a bit of an exaggeration. But, yeah, we had a lawsuit, you know, everybody said you gotta do something. But I couldn't even deal with it for like a year mentally. I was just like, I don't want to think about it. So, uh, we did do it, but the company went out of business like a week after the accident.

• 2:49Mark Normand?

  What?

• 2:49Speaker 02

  A week after, and my attorneys go, this is not unusual. It was called Jim's Shuttle Bus, and he thinks that they just like, this is bad. We're gonna start a new company.

• 2:58Sam Morril?

  It was a one man band.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 2:59Sam Morril?

  Jim was driving the bus.

• 3:00Speaker 02

  I don't know who it was, that's, but, you know, they have an insurance company that's still like.

• 3:06Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 3:06Speaker 02

  But, so it wasn't, you know, it wasn't life changing, anything like that.

• 3:10Mark Normand?

  What?

• 3:11Speaker 02

  But the day that we filed the lawsuit, the insurance company came back, the day. Like, we filed in the morning, it's like they were waiting for it for a year. And they're like, here it is, this is the most we can do without going to trial. And my attorneys were like, this is best possible outcome, you don't want to go to trial.

• 3:25Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay, great, yeah.

• 3:26Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but if you did, you could have wheeled in Hannibal Lecter style.

• 3:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah, like Weinstein.

• 3:32Sam Morril?

  What about, uh, yeah, I mean, ten broken ribs.

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:35Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 3:36Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I didn't know there was 12 ribs either, so when you did that joke, I was like, oh, weird. Ten out of 12 you broke, collapsed lungs.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:42Sam Morril?

  Ah.

• 3:42Speaker 02

  Couldn't breathe. The lung heals fast, I learned, it's real interesting, the lung is the thing they're not worried about.

• 3:47Mark Normand?

  That one.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  It's good for them, right?

• 3:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, five of the ribs were in two places.

• 3:54Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 3:54Speaker 02

  So a couple of them healed like this, but I got really lucky because there was no, like, sometimes they say ribs heal in a way that causes pain, and then they have to go in and put, like, a plate, like I have in my arm, in your ribs, but I didn't have any of that.

• 4:05Mark Normand?

  Nice.

• 4:06Sam Morril?

  So you, you didn't get, you weren't on your phone or anything, you just walked out and got?

• 4:10Speaker 02

  No, I was, uh, you know, it was late, it was like, I watched the ball drop, and it was like, I don't know, two or something in the morning. Uh, you know, I'd been in a hotel for 10 days with COVID.

• 4:20Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  In LA.

• 4:21Mark Normand?

  Quarantining.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, and so January 1 was my first day out. And I ate an entire pizza and I celebrated. I'm like out of here.

• 4:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  And I wasn't flying because flying was so crazy. I was just trying to get home to Idaho for the holidays.

• 4:33Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 4:34Speaker 02

  And even though the holidays were over, but I walked to pick up a rental car. I just thought I'm gonna go do it. This place is open 24 hours.

• 4:41Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  I got to the intersection, hit the button, watched the light change, and I just started walking. And I didn't see or hear anything.

• 4:48Mark Normand?

  Oh, God.

• 4:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, this guy was making a left-hand turn. He was up high. He'd just dropped people off, I think, and.

• 4:56Mark Normand?

  Did you go out immediately when it hit you? Were you just knocked out?

• 4:58Speaker 02

  No, I didn't. I'd never.

• 5:00Sam Morril?

  No, he got up.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:01Sam Morril?

  That was like one of the biggest laughs of the special.

• 5:03Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's right.

• 5:04Sam Morril?

  You freaked him out by, you say, I got up, and they were like, what the hell?

• 5:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, exactly. It really freaks people out. And, um, yeah, I mean, I remember it all. I just remember everything.

• 5:14Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  But there was a point where I was like, okay, I gotta make my whole priority to not pass out.

• 5:19Mark Normand?

  Wow. But you felt the lung?

• 5:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was standing up, and, you know, I talk about this in the special where I had my hand there, but I couldn't see it, but I knew it was there.

• 5:30Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  And then I realized that my hand was behind my back.

• 5:33Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  And the line was, that's the punchline to that little joke.

• 5:41Mark Normand?

  My God.

• 5:42Sam Morril?

  You know, even the jackass guys were like, that guy's a badass. That's crazy.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, except this was not intentional.

• 5:49Sam Morril?

  No.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:50Sam Morril?

  But it's, yeah, it almost feels old-fashioned to get hit by a car and not scroll in. It feels like most people probably get hit now scrolling.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's interesting. I got a lot of, you know, I learned a little bit about, during COVID, a lot of pedestrian accidents went way up. The numbers went way up.

• 6:05Sam Morril?

  Because you think the roads are completely open and you're.

• 6:07Speaker 02

  I guess, and people are just more distracted, stressful. I don't know what it is. They don't really know why, but they went way up.

• 6:13Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, pedestrian accidents.

• 6:15Sam Morril?

  I feel like, I think people were getting a little reckless in the city streets during COVID. I knew, everyone I knew was like getting a scooter.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:21Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 6:22Sam Morril?

  And then Monroe Martin lost his two front teeth, and I was like.

• 6:25Mark Normand?

  Is that right?

• 6:25Sam Morril?

  Yeah, because it's not just other people you gotta worry about. It's like potholes and stuff. It could be anything that could send you flying, but, uh.

• 6:31Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 6:31Sam Morril?

  So many people, I was thinking about getting a scooter, and then I heard about the accidents. I was like, fuck that.

• 6:35Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 6:36Sam Morril?

  But it was fun for a minute, like the idea of just zipping through a ghost town.

• 6:39Mark Normand?

  Oh, I was going up and down Broadway alone on my moped. It was awesome.

• 6:43Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 6:43Mark Normand?

  Everybody either got a scooter or a dog. And then.

• 6:46Sam Morril?

  Or had a baby.

• 6:47Mark Normand?

  Or had a baby. And then when COVID ended, they're like, I hate all these. I regret everything. Wow, man.

• 6:53Sam Morril?

  Yeah, a lot of COVID cohabitation, a lot of people just moving in together. I mean, I did that too. I mean.

• 6:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah, some marriages. Yeah, crazy.

• 7:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:03Mark Normand?

  Yikes.

• 7:03Speaker 02

  This was at the very end. This was like during the Omicron variant.

• 7:06Mark Normand?

  Oh, sure.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  It was like my first gig back. I was coming from Hawaii.

• 7:10Sam Morril?

  Forty years ago.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  I know, it's insane.

• 7:12Mark Normand?

  Sounds like the Avengers. It was the Omnicron, uh, sequel.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  The blip.

• 7:16Mark Normand?

  Yeah. The good thing is, well, horrible thing, but I'm always hung over on January 1st. And I always see people walking around like, look at these loser nerds out there. And now I'm glad I'm hung over because you're getting hit on January 1st.

• 7:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. It was, yeah.

• 7:30Sam Morril?

  Do you, do you have to fight? Because your jokes are all clean. There's like, there's definitely, you're clean in the way like Gaffigan's clean, where there is like an edge to it for sure.

• 7:37Mark Normand?

  There's a bite.

• 7:38Sam Morril?

  There's a bite, but do you have to fight certain thoughts when something that bad happens to you to, you know, because if something that happened to me, I'd be like, fuck these people. I guess it dies down, you see the comedy soon enough, but are there jokes that you have to like fight off? You have to think positively? Does that help the healing even?

• 7:54Speaker 02

  Uh, I don't know. That's just how it came out. Honestly, I couldn't think about it comedically for like months, like three or four months. It was like, it was weird. The first day I was like, okay, jokes, joke. Because that's where we're at in our head.

• 8:06Mark Normand?

  Right, right, right.

• 8:07Speaker 02

  And then I didn't realize what had happened to me, really.

• 8:10Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  And then I'm laying in the hospital after the surgery. Actually, Tommy John again came to visit me the first day. He somehow got into the hospital. He was like, I saw this silhouette. I didn't have my glasses on in the door and it looked like my doctor. And I go, Dr. Lee? And Tommy walks up, he goes, I'm your brother now. He had to get in the hospital. It was full of COVID.

• 8:32Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 8:32Speaker 02

  And he brought me a notebook. So we started like working on ideas.

• 8:35Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 8:36Sam Morril?

  What a friend.

• 8:37Mark Normand?

  What a guy.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. And then, um, I thought, well, this is really interesting. And then the next day I realized I can't, I can't do jokes right now. Like I got a, I just was like absorbing what happened.

• 8:48Sam Morril?

  It's too much.

• 8:48Mark Normand?

  Gotta be a human for a second.

• 8:50Sam Morril?

  And you need like, so when something like traumatic happens, I feel like you have to like, take a step back and look at yourself. You can't just be like, joke, joke, joke.

• 8:58Speaker 02

  Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah.

• 9:00Sam Morril?

  Even with like a breakup, even something that's simple.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:03Sam Morril?

  I think your mind goes, yeah, but sometimes, I don't know how it goes with you guys, but sometimes my mind goes like too dark and it'll be funny to me, but they're just like, whoa.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  Oh, that was a big part of developing this material is like, in the beginning, it was like, this is funny, but it was hard for people to enjoy it. And then I had to figure out, a lot of my stuff is like that. I gotta figure out a way to bring it palatable, make it palatable.

• 9:23Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes, totally.

• 9:24Speaker 02

  So it's like this evolution and eventually you go, okay, now people are having fun. They're thinking about it, but it's not bumming them out, hopefully.

• 9:31Mark Normand?

  There's also so much pressure. Anytime something crazy happens, people go, oh, you're gonna get eight, eight hours out of that? You're gonna get a half hour out of that? You're like, oh, am I? Now I have to? And now you're worried about it and you're like, I'm a shitty comic, so I can't think of anything. But that's why.

• 9:45Sam Morril?

  Pressure on top of it sucks.

• 9:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 9:47Sam Morril?

  But you, what you do really well in this is you play with tension. You can tell that a lot of those jokes didn't work at first because of how much you're letting lines hang out.

• 9:56Mark Normand?

  Oh, good, good air.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is true. It was like, it was in the beginning, it was like, I don't know if this is gonna work or not. Like, I can't figure it out. But then eventually, but it was also like, I couldn't not talk about it.

• 10:10Mark Normand?

  You gotta talk about it.

• 10:10Speaker 02

  I'd never had a thing in my life, like I'd, I'd gone through my whole career going, oh, that's interesting. What do I want to talk about? This was totally different. My audience knew about it. It was impossible not to talk about it.

• 10:22Sam Morril?

  Well, the craziest thing was seeing Ryan work it out at the cellar and then, you know, doing 15 minutes on getting hit by a bus and then you'd come back another night and you're like, that's a different 15 about getting hit by a bus.

• 10:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you had a lot of material.

• 10:32Sam Morril?

  You did a lot of bus stuff.

• 10:34Speaker 02

  It was hard to work it out in short sets because it turned into this long thing. So I would do it in different chunks.

• 10:39Mark Normand?

  Wow, that's impressive.

• 10:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know how that, it just kinda happened. And then there was a point where it was like, okay, I think I'm, I just can't think about this anymore. And people were like, no, you gotta make it a one man show, right, kinda thing.

• 10:51Sam Morril?

  Like it becomes unfunny, but then it becomes even funnier again, cause you keep going with it.

• 10:55Speaker 02

  Right, right, right. And then, right when, when we got the deal and I started going, okay, it's an hour, I gotta, I was like, oh, I gotta add some stuff here. So I added this part, the part with the hand, and the part about getting marijuana with my mom. That was all like really new.

• 11:10Mark Normand?

  Nice.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  So like.

• 11:12Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you get the weirdos reaching out like, I got hit by a bus too.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  You get, like, I meet so many people after shows, yeah, who talk about it. I never met anyone before, but now, you know, once you say it, people come out of the woodwork.

• 11:26Sam Morril?

  His audience takes a long time to load in these days.

• 11:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah, are you scared of buses?

• 11:33Speaker 02

  I'm more scared of driving, actually. That's the thing that stuck with me, it's like.

• 11:38Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  You know, I think twice about taking road trips now. Just cause, I don't know, it put into me something like, anything can happen at any moment. And when you're driving, you start, if that's your mindset, you're like, there's stuff happening all over the place. Who knows what that guy's doing?

• 11:53Mark Normand?

  Crazy.

• 11:53Speaker 02

  It's like.

• 11:54Mark Normand?

  The concept of driving is bananas. The fact that these painted lines are keeping us safe at 68 miles an hour with kids in the car, I'm drinking. It's horrible. It's a crazy concept, but it works kinda.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  Right, I know.

• 12:08Sam Morril?

  Mark's hour's gonna be, he killed a guy across the street.

• 12:12Mark Normand?

  And then I hit him. That's my title.

• 12:16Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:19Sam Morril?

  Is it, what was the process like having Nate Bargatze direct the special?

• 12:23Mark Normand?

  Ooh, good question.

• 12:25Speaker 02

  Well, what was great about it is that Nate just, you know, I wanted to, Nate kept going, I wanna produce your hour. And I kept going, I'm trying to sell it, I wanna try to sell it. You know, he wanted to put it up on YouTube or whatever, it's like, he was building that platform. So I said, I'm gonna, I, nobody was biting, but I thought, I'm gonna put up the money, produce it myself. If I can't, if I can't get it out there, if I can't sell it, then let's talk. And then Nate called. Called me like a week later and was like, "Let's do it at Netflix." I go, "What do you mean?" He goes, "I called Netflix and they want to do it."

• 12:55Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  Okay, that's fantastic, because I've been talking to Netflix for like a year.

• 13:00Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's frustrating.

• 13:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, but then Nate really got behind it and I just was happy that he believed in it. You know, believed in me as a comedian and the material and so that was really great.

• 13:13Mark Normand?

  That is great.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  And he just kind of let me do whatever I want, you know, Nate gave me, he's just like, whatever you, you know, whatever you want to do.

• 13:19Mark Normand?

  Good.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:20Sam Morril?

  It's cool though when a comedian directs, because you know Jerry directed the Colin Quinn one.

• 13:25Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 13:26Sam Morril?

  Colin Quinn's directing the new Dan Soder one.

• 13:28Mark Normand?

  Is that right?

• 13:29Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 13:29Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 13:30Sam Morril?

  There's something cool in it, because like what is really directing a special, it's like,

• 13:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:34Sam Morril?

  No director's gonna be better at it than a comic.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  Right.

• 13:36Mark Normand?

  Agreed.

• 13:37Sam Morril?

  We know where to put the cameras, you know?

• 13:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:39Mark Normand?

  I directed mine. They had a director and I was like, "Why? What are you gonna do? You got a big bugle horn and a clipboard and a chair and a beret? Like, what is it? I'm just gonna stand there and tell the jokes. I don't get what that is."

• 13:51Sam Morril?

  I directed mine too, my new one too, because I just figured like, "Yeah, I know, I know where to do it."

• 13:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 13:56Sam Morril?

  You get a good DP and you're, and you're all set.

• 13:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  That's kind of how I felt going through it. It was like, you know, I talked to people. Jerry was really like helpful and I had so many conversations with him and the title is his credit. He came up with the title.

• 14:10Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  You know, and he was really helpful with the material and he'd seen it, was familiar with a lot of it.

• 14:15Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 14:16Speaker 02

  You know, talking to him and talking through it, he was just like, and he'd talked about producing it for a while. He was like, "Let's talk about this, let's do it." He was so busy with the movie and everything.

• 14:26Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  And then Nicky was like, "Let me do it for a while."

• 14:29Mark Normand?

  Oh, great.

• 14:30Sam Morril?

  Everyone's fighting over you.

• 14:31Mark Normand?

  That's a good sign.

• 14:32Speaker 02

  You know, it was just kind of like, everybody's so busy and then I'm like, "Well, I'm gonna do it." And then at the last minute Nate was like, "Let's try it." So, yeah.

• 14:39Mark Normand?

  The beauty of Nate letting you do whatever you want to do

• 14:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:42Mark Normand?

  also means he has to do nothing.

• 14:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:44Mark Normand?

  You know, which is great for comics, where like, "You go, I believe in you, I'll be here not answering the phone."

• 14:51Mark Normand?

  But great for him to produce it and call Netflix. And Netflix, just accept things when we try to give them to you. Stop waiting for a famous, rich guy to call. What's the difference? The special's on either way.

• 15:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Who knows what, I don't know what's going on.

• 15:04Mark Normand?

  I think they put the name on it. They put Nate Bargatze on it, maybe?

• 15:07Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 15:08Mark Normand?

  Actually, I didn't see it.

• 15:09Sam Morril?

  You get another guy pushing it, though. Why not, you know? Another comedian pushing the special is a good thing.

• 15:14Mark Normand?

  But imagine if I was like, hey, Sam goes up and talks to some hot lady at a bar. And she's like, no. And then Nate's like, you should fuck Sam.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  I've actually, I've had to do that before, actually.

• 15:23Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 15:24Speaker 02

  He's done that for me a few times.

• 15:27Mark Normand?

  It just doesn't make sense. But, ah, I'm a cunt. What do I know? Okay.

• 15:32Sam Morril?

  That's what happened to us back in the day on Comedy Central. They wouldn't have given us hours if Amy Schumer didn't just call them and say, give them an hour.

• 15:38Mark Normand?

  Completely.

• 15:39Sam Morril?

  So, I mean, that, you know, if that's what it takes, you know, if some people are gonna luck out and some people are not, it sucks.

• 15:44Speaker 02

  So many of our breaks in this business, I don't know if people know, come from each other.

• 15:49Mark Normand?

  Other comedians.

• 15:50Speaker 02

  You know, we have all these people, these gatekeepers, decision makers, whatever. But it's like, once somebody gets something, then they're like, how can I get these people involved who I know?

• 15:59Mark Normand?

  Yes. And you know what's a great compliment to you is, I saw your special the day it came out. It hit number 10. And you're like, hey, Ryan's in the top 10. Great news, all right. And then it bumped up to 7.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:11Mark Normand?

  That's rare.

• 16:12Speaker 02

  Is it?

• 16:13Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  I don't follow these rankings, but that's what everybody keeps telling me.

• 16:16Mark Normand?

  That's huge.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was up there, I think it was 7 for a couple of days, then it went back down to 9, and then it was gone, I think. But, yeah, it was, yeah. I was happy to hear it. Who knows?

• 16:26Mark Normand?

  That's great. That means enough people are like, word of mouthing about it.

• 16:29Speaker 02

  Right.

• 16:29Mark Normand?

  That more people saw it.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Right.

• 16:31Mark Normand?

  That's a huge feather to cap.

• 16:33Speaker 02

  It's so weird, you have no concept of how it's going. I mean, you hear online and like, whatever, but you don't really know.

• 16:39Mark Normand?

  We're gonna talk about it in 20 years, go, man, remember Netflix? They paid us the bare minimum, then we didn't know the numbers for years and all this. And then we're gonna go, what the hell were you thinking? But that's how it is, you know?

• 16:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:50Sam Morril?

  Everything, it changes a lot and it changes quickly now.

• 16:54Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 16:54Sam Morril?

  I mean, that's the crazy thing is like, I heard someone make a joke about CISO and Quibi the other day. And I was like, oh shit, remember that?

• 16:59Mark Normand?

  Oh, and I was dying, I was clawing to get on.

• 17:01Sam Morril?

  We were pitching a show, Mark, Joe List and I pitched a show to, uh, Quibi back in the day.

• 17:06Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 17:07Sam Morril?

  Called Jokes, Jokes, Jokes, where it was just like short sets with a bunch of comedians doing jokes. And they were like, we're listening. And then they were like, getting a call from your agent, Quibi passed.

• 17:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 17:18Mark Normand?

  And we were like, no, fuck.

• 17:19Sam Morril?

  We're finished, Quibi.

• 17:21Mark Normand?

  Ah, I just bought Chipotle, I couldn't afford it. Ah, fuck.

• 17:25Sam Morril?

  But we made a cool sizzle. I mean, the sizzle's out there still somewhere.

• 17:28Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 17:29Sam Morril?

  We felt like it was cool to do like, cause that was, not in the heels, but like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour was so big.

• 17:34Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 17:35Sam Morril?

  We were like, oh, we should just do our own thing.

• 17:36Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:37Sam Morril?

  And then our agents were like, just three white guys telling jokes. We're like, I guess it's not a good time. It was like, it was like 2018 and everyone's like, like, we're good on white guys. We're just like, they were like, add some diversity. And we're like, nah, we just threw down the toilet.

• 17:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah, well, I remember, cause I didn't know anything about show business, so they would send us a list of comics. Like, you should use these people. I'm like, she sucks. And they're like, yeah, but we need diversity. I was like, but she's terrible.

• 18:00Sam Morril?

  And they're like, yeah. We can get you good diversity, just let us book it.

• 18:03Mark Normand?

  I know, but.

• 18:04Sam Morril?

  So that turned into a thing where we were like, okay, we'd host the pilot episode, then we'd just book a bunch of funny New York people.

• 18:10Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 18:11Sam Morril?

  Or LA people, whatever, but, uh.

• 18:13Mark Normand?

  But it was a glimpse into that world of like, she's a black woman, so you put it and you're like, but she's the worst comic in the city.

• 18:20Sam Morril?

  Yeah, we literally gave them a list of like funny black women.

• 18:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 18:23Sam Morril?

  Other, oh, we don't know them. We're like, this is your job to know that.

• 18:26Mark Normand?

  Exactly, exactly. They're clueless.

• 18:28Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 18:29Mark Normand?

  That's why they're gone, Quibs. See you in hell.

• 18:33Sam Morril?

  Still, still upset about Quibi. It never goes away. I saw, I saw an interview from way back in the day, Chris Rock talking about the comic strip. And I forgot, I think it was like Lucian, the booker back in the day. And they asked him about Lucian and Chris Rock was like, well, he thought this guy was funnier than me. And I was like, holy shit.

• 18:49Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 18:50Sam Morril?

  Right, you hold it with you.

• 18:52Mark Normand?

  Of course, of course, yeah.

• 18:53Sam Morril?

  Yeah. It's like, that guy's just like conquered stand-up the most.

• 18:57Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 18:58Speaker 02

  Right.

• 18:58Sam Morril?

  And then he's like, this fucking one club, dude.

• 19:01Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 19:02Speaker 02

  I've been really trying to focus on like, what can I control, you know?

• 19:05Mark Normand?

  That's it.

• 19:05Speaker 02

  We get so crazy, but it's like, basically if you just create and keep writing. Something will happen eventually and it's so stressful to think about all the other stuff. So it's just like, if you focus on that, that's the best way to be happy, I think.

• 19:21Mark Normand?

  I think you're right.

• 19:22Sam Morril?

  The next special is "I Got Caught Under a Train."

• 19:26Mark Normand?

  Is that why they were so slow today?

• 19:29Sam Morril?

  No, I hear what you're saying, though. You kept a good attitude about it, but it's

• 19:35Sam Morril?

  it's interesting also, you were really good at milking as much, like, certain people, you, Goldman, Gaffigan.

• 19:42Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 19:43Sam Morril?

  It's weird that I'm thinking, it's a lot of guys who skew clean.

• 19:45Mark Normand?

  Regan, Regan can milk.

• 19:47Sam Morril?

  They can milk out a lot of us. Like, you had that hot air balloon bit that was like, what, seven, eight minutes? That was a classic. If you haven't seen Brian's hot air balloon bit, look it up.

• 19:55Mark Normand?

  That's your hot pockets.

• 19:57Speaker 02

  I get that, yeah. I'm doing this crazy thing, you might, guys might be interested in this. Now, sometimes if I have to do like an encore, or at the end of the show, if it's really great or whatever, I have that.

• 20:06Sam Morril?

  I've never been asked for an encore.

• 20:08Speaker 02

  You know what I'm talking about. You know when you get done and like, everybody's there and you're like, let's just hang out for a minute?

• 20:13Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 20:15Speaker 02

  The gym cancellation bit and the hot air balloon bit are the ones that people go, "I want to hear that." And I've been doing this crazy thing where I do them at the same time. And I go back and forth, I cut back and forth between them. And every comic who sees it goes, "This is wild that it works." And I can't even believe that it works.

• 20:34Mark Normand?

  Wait a minute, how does that make sense, though?

• 20:36Sam Morril?

  You like remix, you like DJ remixing your jokes?

• 20:38Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, exactly. I call it a mashup. And it just happened naturally one night when it was like, in this crazy, insane audience in this small room, and it was just like, you could do whatever you want. And I'm backstage and the stage manager goes, "I think you gotta go back out there." It was like, the only time in my career where they were like, they just kept going. And I went back out, and I didn't have anything. And then I was like, "These are the two jokes I know you want to hear." And something was just like, "Let's just see what hap-" They were so good, I felt so free and they were so familiar. So I just went back and forth and I just cut it up. So, it works. You know, you end on a punchline, then you start another thing. And when you start the other thing, they laugh because they're like, "Oh, we remember that."

• 21:20Mark Normand?

  Right, right. Oh, that's funny.

• 21:21Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 21:22Mark Normand?

  Damn, that's kind of a new, you invented like a new.

• 21:24Sam Morril?

  Isn't that wild? It's crazy that a comic who doesn't do drugs came up with this idea.

• 21:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 21:29Sam Morril?

  It feels like such a, like a guy who had too many drinks and he stumbled into something really good.

• 21:33Speaker 02

  It sounds like a really bad idea. Maybe it is. I don't know.

• 21:36Sam Morril?

  No, it sounds like it kills.

• 21:37Mark Normand?

  It works.

• 21:37Speaker 02

  It works.

• 21:38Mark Normand?

  It's a speedball.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  It kind of surprises me. Yeah. But it's interesting. Yeah, I don't know. But I find when you, this idea about like getting stuff stretched out, it's like, I've always thought, and maybe it is, like, when you're working in this broad kind of observational way, you get some momentum and the momentum is so much more valuable than, it's so much easier to keep it going than start a new.

• 21:59Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 22:00Speaker 02

  So that's, it's kind of like, I see it as like a lazy thing. I'm just like, I got it, let's just keep it going. It's so much easier.

• 22:07Sam Morril?

  Yeah, like doing what like Hedberg would do, like that is really hard.

• 22:10Mark Normand?

  That's so hard.

• 22:11Sam Morril?

  You're starting at zero, every joke.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:13Mark Normand?

  He's over Domenich Martin. He had a scroll with these little bullet points on it. I was like, God, what a nightmare.

• 22:19Speaker 02

  Right, exactly. It's a hard way to work. So this is like, you know.

• 22:23Mark Normand?

  That's a good point.

• 22:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:24Mark Normand?

  List always said, a premise is harder to come up with than a, than a line. So once you got the premise, just get everything you can out of it.

• 22:31Speaker 02

  I think that's the same, yeah.

• 22:32Mark Normand?

  They come out of thin air, you know?

• 22:34Sam Morril?

  Joe used to write much shorter. He definitely.

• 22:37Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 22:38Sam Morril?

  I mean, I guess, we all kind of, I used to write shorter too. I think you get.

• 22:42Mark Normand?

  It's a skill thing.

• 22:43Sam Morril?

  And you're like, I gotta fill times somehow.

• 22:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, you've got some great stories right there.

• 22:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 22:47Speaker 02

  I know.

• 22:49Sam Morril?

  Yeah, well, it's like, it's funny. You said that people come out of the woodwork about, about, who have been in car crashes or anything, got hit by a car, because I get all these rat people now.

• 22:58Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 22:59Sam Morril?

  Which is a weird audience. They're like, I had a rat.

• 23:02Mark Normand?

  Well, everybody's had a rat once.

• 23:04Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 23:04Mark Normand?

  So it's a great.

• 23:05Sam Morril?

  Not everybody.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  In their house? I've never had it.

• 23:07Mark Normand?

  You never had a rat?

• 23:08Speaker 02

  In your house?

• 23:08Sam Morril?

  Yeah, most people don't have rats in their homes.

• 23:10Mark Normand?

  What, a mouse? Okay, okay.

• 23:12Sam Morril?

  Yeah, mice is nothing.

• 23:14Mark Normand?

  I guess I'm thinking mouse, rat. Okay.

• 23:15Sam Morril?

  Rat, no, dude, once you have one in your home, it ain't the same.

• 23:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's true. A rat is terrifying. The teeth, they're big, that crazy tail.

• 23:23Sam Morril?

  I had another rat in my place.

• 23:26Mark Normand?

  Whoa!

• 23:26Sam Morril?

  Didn't I tell you this? And he left, and we found the hole, but I was like, I don't need another, I don't need a part two to this bit.

• 23:32Mark Normand?

  No, well, maybe you do. Maybe you do.

• 23:36Sam Morril?

  God saw me struggling with jokes. He's like, yeah, let me throw you a bone.

• 23:40Mark Normand?

  Damn. The rat, the rat saga.

• 23:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah. You don't choose what you, what hits you, I guess.

• 23:46Mark Normand?

  Of course, of course.

• 23:47Speaker 02

  Right.

• 23:47Mark Normand?

  And you never know. It's kind of like going viral. You never know what's gonna pop, you know, the rat thing. Who would have thought that would be your thing?

• 23:53Sam Morril?

  It's not even out yet, but I was doing enough at live shows that people would hit me up. But yeah, that's not even, that's the one I just taped.

• 23:58Mark Normand?

  But if they're hitting you up now, imagine when that thing goes global. You're gonna be the rat guy. You're gonna have that big rat.

• 24:03Sam Morril?

  The rat king.

• 24:04Mark Normand?

  The rat outside your.

• 24:05Sam Morril?

  We got you a movie. It's you and a bunch of rats.

• 24:09Mark Normand?

  Isn't that Willard?

• 24:10Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 24:11Mark Normand?

  Willard 2.

• 24:12Sam Morril?

  That looked weird as hell.

• 24:12Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:13Sam Morril?

  I just, I never wanted to watch rats.

• 24:16Mark Normand?

  Nah, no, thank you. Now, now, are you in that, I need new material phase of like, I put the thing out, I'm back to square one?

• 24:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's where I'm at. Which, to me, you know, it got me thinking about the cycle, and I think this is the most fun part of the cycle.

• 24:28Mark Normand?

  Oh, no, I disagree. I hate it.

• 24:30Speaker 02

  I think it's.

• 24:31Sam Morril?

  It depends.

• 24:32Speaker 02

  The editing part's so tedious, and this part, the discovery part, is the most rewarding, I think, because you, you just grab something during the day, and then you take it to the club, and if it works, it's like, that's the best feeling.

• 24:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 24:45Speaker 02

  When you have like an hour and you're like, how do I get this ready to put on tape? That's, to me, just exhausting.

• 24:53Sam Morril?

  And also, you feel fraudulent a little bit, because you're like, yeah, kill, but it's supposed to kill him about the tape. Who care?

• 24:59Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 24:59Sam Morril?

  It's a lot of who cares sets. Tinkering, you're right, it's boring. And if you lower your bar for these new sets, and you just go in there and you get one line or one bit, you're like, alright, I guess that was a win.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:10Mark Normand?

  That's a huge win. But you said momentum. I feel like I have no momentum with the new.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, yeah, it's true. It's stressful when you're like on the road and everybody's there to see you.

• 25:19Mark Normand?

  Yes!

• 25:19Speaker 02

  That's very stressful. And it's like, why did I give up my act?

• 25:23Mark Normand?

  Yes, exactly!

• 25:25Speaker 02

  The safety of that act.

• 25:26Mark Normand?

  Seinfeld talks about boleros. He's like, I walk into there with like full. Ammunition when you have an hour and I'm like, yes, I love that feeling. But now I got like a cap gun and a slingshot. I'm like trying to fight off the the Crips and the Bloods.

• 25:37Sam Morril?

  But those, but you do it for those nights, like your closing bit is a callback. And that hit you on stage, probably. Did it hit you on stage or was it something that like?

• 25:45Speaker 02

  It's interesting. It was like, um, I had that joke. I, the, the first callback where I say, uh, um, he looks young from up here came because I was doing, I did that joke on the Tonight Show and I needed a button for the end.

• 26:00Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  And I was like walking around one day and I just was like, wow, that's, because I'd never put those jokes together like that. And then in a Tonight Show, you're forced to, and then I got, wow, that's good. And then I was like, I'll close with that. But I didn't have the bus line as the, like, they're two callbacks, right? So, and actually Handley gave me the bus line.

• 26:20Mark Normand?

  Hey, Phil Handley, shout out, buy his book.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Yep. And I was like, what do I got? I can't get, I can't tie it together. And then he said, I had a second thing.

• 26:29Sam Morril?

  Yeah, you used to always say have, even on late night sets, Phil, you used to always say have two in the chamber. As in like, as in like have a second closer. And if one line kills, leave on that.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  Right.

• 26:42Sam Morril?

  But if it doesn't get the pop you want, you have a second one.

• 26:44Mark Normand?

  Hey, that's good. It's like a gun in your boot, you know?

• 26:47Sam Morril?

  And you like save, you save a bit or you don't save a bit, but.

• 26:51Mark Normand?

  I like it.

• 26:51Sam Morril?

  You save a bit, you gotta walk off, which is nice.

• 26:53Mark Normand?

  I had the thing once on the Tonight Show where you, you do a la, it gets a big pop, your ending. It gets a big pop, you get an applause and I did the tag and I got nothing. And I was like, ah, I should have done the tag. I could have walked into the sunset like a hero.

• 27:06Speaker 02

  I think that happens a lot on late night because you end up getting a bigger reaction than normal.

• 27:10Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  And then you're like, normally I need to do this other line, but I don't, you know?

• 27:15Mark Normand?

  Exactly. And also you're kind of like just doing the mo, like, oh, and I know this, these lines here. This is how I say it.

• 27:20Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 27:22Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 27:23Sam Morril?

  You find it too, when you move a joke around a set, like, you're like, this tag kills mid set. But if you move it to a closer, because late nights, you're tinkering with order. It's, it's not natural.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  Totally, totally. For sure, I know. I just did the Tonight Show and it was like, oh yeah, I remember. It's kind of like a lost art.

• 27:38Mark Normand?

  Completely.

• 27:39Speaker 02

  And I think it's great.

• 27:39Sam Morril?

  It's like knowing Latin.

• 27:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:41Sam Morril?

  Knowing how to kill Fallon, you're like, it's like, you're like, this is, I guess this is good like once a year. Maybe someone thinks it's cool. Really impress somebody once in a while.

• 27:51Mark Normand?

  Yeah, like a girl on a date.

• 27:52Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 27:53Mark Normand?

  You're like, I know Latin or I did the Tonight Show.

• 27:56Sam Morril?

  But it's still fun. It's so fun.

• 27:57Mark Normand?

  It's fun.

• 27:58Sam Morril?

  Yeah, and that pressure is good for you, you know? You're standing back there behind that curtain and you're like, wow, this feels like show business.

• 28:05Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 28:05Sam Morril?

  It's a cool thing.

• 28:06Mark Normand?

  30 Rock, suit on.

• 28:08Sam Morril?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:09Mark Normand?

  The only problem, I guess the times are changing. I did Seth Meyers, I don't know, a couple of months ago to promote my special, and I'm walking around like, what are all these people doing here? We need Seth Meyers, we need one lady to get coffee, and a guy on the lights. All these people have clipboards, headsets, I'm like, this is all a waste of money. No wonder the internet's winning.

• 28:28Sam Morril?

  Right.

• 28:28Mark Normand?

  I think they're all union and whatnot.

• 28:30Sam Morril?

  No, there's a lot of employees.

• 28:32Mark Normand?

  Lot of employees.

• 28:33Sam Morril?

  It's, yeah.

• 28:34Mark Normand?

  It's unnecessary. You need a makeup person, you know, the lighting guy, the camera guy, and Seth.

• 28:39Sam Morril?

  Right.

• 28:40Mark Normand?

  What are we doing here?

• 28:40Sam Morril?

  You're going to time machine almost.

• 28:42Mark Normand?

  Completely.

• 28:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah. Because, yeah, it's, I mean, that's why they run so well, those shows, because it's like they have so many people.

• 28:48Mark Normand?

  I guess so.

• 28:49Sam Morril?

  But...

• 28:50Mark Normand?

  But then you leave and you do one of these on your phone and it gets more views. And you're like, oh, this is not a, not a good sign for the, uh, the showbiz part.

• 28:58Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's hard. I mean, if you build something, if you put something on the platform yourself, it feels like, it generates, you know, your followers getting, if they put something, then it's, you're trying to grab their followers, you know what I mean?

• 29:10Mark Normand?

  I guess so, yeah. And there is a legitimacy aspect to it, like, oh, you're on Seth Meyers on The Tonight Show today. Oh, you feel kinda cool.

• 29:17Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 29:17Mark Normand?

  But it does bug me, and I know I'm a douche, but when they cut a line, they cut a line from my Meyers thing, they got a big pop, but it was like too spicy, and you're like, what am I doing here?

• 29:27Sam Morril?

  Right.

• 29:27Mark Normand?

  I came here to give you me, I gave you me, it hit.

• 29:30Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 29:30Mark Normand?

  That's my whole thing is to do well.

• 29:32Sam Morril?

  Right.

• 29:32Mark Normand?

  It went well, it's too spicy for you guys, so you cut it. So you're like, I'll just do it with the internet then.

• 29:36Sam Morril?

  It happened to me too, once I did Daily Show and I got a huge laugh on a trans joke. I got an applause break.

• 29:42Mark Normand?

  Wow!

• 29:43Sam Morril?

  It was, it was a good bit.

• 29:44Mark Normand?

  On the Daily Show of all places.

• 29:46Sam Morril?

  And I, and they, it was like my biggest pop of the set, and they cut it.

• 29:49Mark Normand?

  Ah!

• 29:50Sam Morril?

  And I think they probably cut it, maybe because Trevor laughed.

• 29:53Mark Normand?

  Oh!

• 29:54Sam Morril?

  I wonder if they were like, ah, this is not good for him to laugh at this?

• 29:56Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you don't wanna live like that.

• 29:57Sam Morril?

  Maybe they were like, ah, we should cut that.

• 29:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it's better safe than sorry. They're like, what do we get out of him getting a laugh, you know?

• 30:03Sam Morril?

  But it was like the joke from my special, the you've changed joke. It's a good joke.

• 30:06Mark Normand?

  Great joke.

• 30:06Sam Morril?

  But, uh, yeah, you're right. I mean, it's... But that's what they're competing with now. So you're competing with a thing where like, well, these other shows aren't gonna censor anything.

• 30:15Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 30:15Sam Morril?

  But I do really miss, like, not just panel, but the stand-up, like, the excitement of, like, anything live crowd is so fun. Doing panel is fun.

• 30:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, it's so fun.

• 30:23Sam Morril?

  Cause you get to work, it's literally what we do.

• 30:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 30:26Sam Morril?

  But, yeah, it's, it's, feels like it doesn't have much longer.

• 30:29Mark Normand?

  I know. Well, you know, Jezzleak has that great line where he's like, the, what is it? Something is the getting away with it. The goal is getting away with, not just, not just being edgy and offensive, it's getting the laugh on it.

• 30:40Sam Morril?

  So that's why it's annoying, yeah.

• 30:41Mark Normand?

  That's why it's annoying, cause you get the laugh and you're like, alright, it worked. I did the, I took the risk, I stuck my neck out and it worked. And then you cut it.

• 30:47Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 30:48Mark Normand?

  So you're like, I got away, I did my part. That's why it's annoying.

• 30:51Sam Morril?

  Panel when they cut it?

• 30:52Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 30:52Sam Morril?

  Oh, panel.

• 30:53Mark Normand?

  Panel. I was cooking.

• 30:54Speaker 02

  Cause the stand-up is all pre-approved generally, so you kind of know.

• 30:57Sam Morril?

  Well, they tinker, dude.

• 30:58Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

• 31:00Sam Morril?

  At, at your level, you've been doing this so long, is it annoying how much they're tinkering with the set, or is it kind of just clean anyway?

• 31:05Speaker 02

  They did not tinker with my set at all.

• 31:06Mark Normand?

  He's pretty, you're pretty squeaky.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, they, they requested a joke. They go, we love this joke, we've seen you do it. Will you do that joke?

• 31:14Mark Normand?

  The opposite of tinker.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  Built the set around that. I go, yeah. And, and this whole set was not in the special, which was unusual for me. It was just like, happened to be like... So that, it was all fresh from the special, but...

• 31:26Sam Morril?

  But is that weird? Cause like, you could, why'd you cut those jokes?

• 31:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, because I taped them and I, I probably pulled out, I don't know, 15 minutes from the special. That I just was like, these are good jokes, let's put them in there. But then when I'm doing the edit, it's like, why make it longer? It wasn't adding to the flow. They were good, but it wasn't like, you know how there's a rhythm to an hour set? And it's like, let's kind of make it shorter than longer. Like, the goal is to get people to watch the whole thing. It's so hard anyway.

• 31:56Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 31:56Speaker 02

  So it was like, these jokes are good, but they're not adding anything to, whatever you want to call it, a narrative or an arc or anything.

• 32:03Mark Normand?

  That's impressive.

• 32:04Speaker 02

  Like, I just took them out. But it's also like, it's so valuable, cause it's like, I need this stuff to start. So, yeah.

• 32:10Mark Normand?

  I remember like, Louis would be promoting something, he would go on SNL, and he would work on an SNL set. I was like, wow, he's so good that he's like, gonna write 11 new minutes for SNL monologue. And then he still has an hour.

• 32:21Speaker 02

  That's bonkers.

• 32:22Sam Morril?

  Well, the hardest thing with the SNL monologue is those crowds are fucking brutal.

• 32:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah, this was back, you know, 10 years ago.

• 32:27Sam Morril?

  When they were, when they were little.

• 32:28Mark Normand?

  A little looser.

• 32:29Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but I feel like, man, I've seen some great comics go in there.

• 32:33Mark Normand?

  Crazy.

• 32:33Sam Morril?

  And you see the jokes kill all week at the Cellar.

• 32:36Mark Normand?

  Crazy.

• 32:36Sam Morril?

  And they go on there and you're like, that's all they got on that?

• 32:38Mark Normand?

  They're so nervous. It's like weirdly conservative. You're like an old lady with the pearl necklace like, huh. You're like, you're supposed to be the fun young kids.

• 32:46Sam Morril?

  The live thing. They're scared to be on camera laughing or something.

• 32:49Mark Normand?

  I guess so. Maybe.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, yeah, that's really the only place you do stand up live, live, right? It's like being broadcast.

• 32:55Mark Normand?

  Good point.

• 32:56Speaker 02

  Everything else is pre-taped live.

• 32:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you know the Sebastian story? He did The Tonight Show and just froze. He just went mentally blank. And he was like, ah, and this is a big arena comic going mentally blank. It's like a get for them. And he was just like, Jimmy, I don't know my line.

• 33:12Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 33:13Mark Normand?

  And then he kind of like, after he said that, he's like, I got it, I got it. And they edited it. But he's like, my career's over. I'm fucked. He talked about it on a podcast, but they figured it out and tweaked it.

• 33:23Speaker 02

  I think that's, I had a panic moment. This last one I did, I couldn't believe it, you know? I've been through it a bunch of times where I'm like, okay, good. I wasn't nervous. I look fine. The way you look to me is the most stressful part of the thing. It's like, if I get the suit together, then I'm like, okay, I'm fine.

• 33:39Mark Normand?

  That's funny.

• 33:40Speaker 02

  And I felt okay that way. And then I'm backstage behind the curtain, you know, and you go through your set 100 times. And they make you do the bullet points, which I never liked the bullet points because I'm like, I know what I'm doing. But they want, I think they feel better if you have the bullet points. And then, so it kind of got in my head, like, what's the second bullet point? And then I'm standing behind the stage.

• 33:56Mark Normand?

  Woo, looking good. You pulled it off.

• 33:59Speaker 02

  It's okay. Yeah, it's great. Suit is so hard for me to get. We could talk suits all day.

• 34:03Sam Morril?

  It's sharp as hell, yeah.

• 34:04Speaker 02

  You like it?

• 34:04Mark Normand?

  It's very summery.

• 34:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:06Mark Normand?

  You're one of the best dressed comics working. What the hell are you talking about?

• 34:10Sam Morril?

  I text you about like, someone said I'm getting an outfit. You're one of my go-tos.

• 34:14Mark Normand?

  You own a yacht. You look great.

• 34:17Speaker 02

  Oh, good.

• 34:18Sam Morril?

  If I need something for a TV thing, after Tan France, Ryan's probably didn't.

• 34:24Mark Normand?

  You have to go to the gayer guy.

• 34:25Speaker 02

  I've learned a lot about suits and color, actually.

• 34:28Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 34:29Speaker 02

  Over the years, and, cause I could never fit anything off the rack. This is the first suit that I've ever worn off the rack on TV, and it actually looked okay.

• 34:37Mark Normand?

  No, no tailoring.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  I mean, we took it in on the size, but like, I didn't have it made.

• 34:41Sam Morril?

  That's a good pick.

• 34:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:42Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  And, um.

• 34:45Mark Normand?

  Showbiz.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  But I forgot my second line behind the, I'm like, I know the, I'm like, I don't know what the second thing is. Then I started panicking, and I felt my heart rate go up, and then I just thought, "Once you say the first thing, you're gonna click into the second thing." And that's what I told myself, and I went out there, and that's what happened.

• 35:02Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  But I didn't know it as I was walking out.

• 35:04Sam Morril?

  Oh. Do you ever get this before you tape a special? This happens to me almost every time. I'm like, I don't know my jokes.

• 35:10Mark Normand?

  All the time, all the time.

• 35:12Sam Morril?

  I start to listen to the set, and I'm like, I don't, I still don't know them.

• 35:14Mark Normand?

  All the time.

• 35:15Sam Morril?

  But then you go out, you just know them. It's muscle memory, but you really do go blank.

• 35:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 35:19Sam Morril?

  And it's like, as if there's not enough stress taping something with, you know, Netflix or whoever there, and then you're just like, I don't know any of these.

• 35:26Mark Normand?

  Completely.

• 35:26Speaker 02

  It's so weird.

• 35:27Mark Normand?

  The rhythm gets me back in. I start telling the first thing, you're like, oh, that's how it goes. You can't think about it, it's like a boner. If you think about it too much, it's not gonna come. You gotta let it just happen.

• 35:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it's so scary, cause you're like, I'm just gonna trust that, but what if I go out there, you know?

• 35:41Sam Morril?

  But that's why you do the road, and that's why you do all the sets. But dude, I've been there so many times where I'm like, not only do I write out the setlist, each, each big show, you're like, alright, let me write it all down, just so I have the notes. And I feel like just using a pen, it's like muscle.

• 35:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:55Sam Morril?

  It's muscle memory, but then you also just, it's good for memorization, right?

• 35:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:59Sam Morril?

  But I go blank, man.

• 36:00Speaker 02

  I do, too. I think it's normal. It's weird. It's happened a few times, but this one was like, wow, I'm scared. I was actually legit like scared.

• 36:09Sam Morril?

  Funny thing is if you fucking broke, it'd probably get more views.

• 36:12Mark Normand?

  I know, so true.

• 36:14Sam Morril?

  That's the sad truth of it, but I mean, you don't want those views, but.

• 36:17Mark Normand?

  Right, right, right.

• 36:19Sam Morril?

  But yeah, it's still, there is some, there's still an art to killing on late night.

• 36:21Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah.

• 36:22Sam Morril?

  Really cool, like.

• 36:23Mark Normand?

  Complete tightrope moment.

• 36:25Sam Morril?

  I love when I see a young comic killing late night.

• 36:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 36:28Sam Morril?

  There's something very cool about that.

• 36:29Speaker 02

  That's very cool, because you know it's huge for them.

• 36:31Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  It's like, it legit, it goes from the point in your career where you're like, everybody's going, what are you doing with your life? To finally you can go like, they can go, oh, you're actually a comedian.

• 36:42Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 36:42Sam Morril?

  It's almost like stage acting.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 36:44Sam Morril?

  Versus like.

• 36:45Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 36:46Sam Morril?

  Because it's like, all right, it's not going to get the eyeballs.

• 36:48Speaker 02

  Right.

• 36:48Sam Morril?

  But like, a real comic should be able to do this.

• 36:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah, good, good point.

• 36:52Speaker 02

  Right.

• 36:52Mark Normand?

  You know what the worst part about late night is though, is working it out in the club where you have to run your five?

• 36:57Speaker 02

  Ugh.

• 36:58Mark Normand?

  And you know, when you do a set at the cellar, you go, hey, everybody, look at this fucking douche, what's shaking? Hey, how you doing tits? All right. But when you do the late night five, you go, I was at the zoo yesterday. And you're like, open with that, and they're like, whoa, who's this fucking robot?

• 37:12Sam Morril?

  You're stiffer than the mannequin who got that suit off of him.

• 37:14Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly. And you're like, wait, no, I have to, I have to run this. So after a while, I just started going, I'm doing a Tonight Show set, bear with me, and then I would do it.

• 37:22Speaker 02

  Right.

• 37:23Mark Normand?

  But if you just go up there.

• 37:24Sam Morril?

  It's not cheating.

• 37:25Mark Normand?

  No, it's not cheating.

• 37:26Sam Morril?

  I mean, sometimes what I'm doing, and like, before I tape a special, I'm like, all right, can I just do a bunch of new shit now? It loosens them up.

• 37:32Speaker 02

  Right.

• 37:32Sam Morril?

  Because they can tell it's not as honed as.

• 37:34Mark Normand?

  Sure, sure.

• 37:35Sam Morril?

  It's fine to address it.

• 37:36Speaker 02

  Right.

• 37:36Mark Normand?

  That's true. I should, I'm a nut. I don't do it.

• 37:39Speaker 02

  I felt like I was a robot my whole special taping.

• 37:43Mark Normand?

  No.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  I had that feeling.

• 37:44Mark Normand?

  No, you weren't, you weren't.

• 37:45Speaker 02

  It felt like.

• 37:46Sam Morril?

  No, you seemed loose.

• 37:47Speaker 02

  Because I was so like, here's how I'm going to open exactly. This is what I want to get to. I want this beat, I want that beat. And then you start to go, you gotta let it go a little bit.

• 37:56Mark Normand?

  Let it go.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  A little bit. Seinfeld and I were talking about how like we, uh, it's kind of crazy that we do this a thousand times and then the night that we preserve it forever, we do everything different.

• 38:10Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 38:10Speaker 02

  And it's like a mistake. We're wearing something different.

• 38:14Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 38:14Speaker 02

  There's cameras there.

• 38:15Sam Morril?

  But doesn't Jerry always wear a suit?

• 38:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, he always wears a suit.

• 38:18Sam Morril?

  Does he, does he do that for the special, you think?

• 38:22Mark Normand?

  No.

• 38:22Speaker 02

  No, he just, he likes the idea that, uh, he thinks it elevates the show a little bit. He thinks it's a silly idea that we're telling jokes in a suit.

• 38:31Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 38:32Speaker 02

  He likes that whole thing.

• 38:33Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 38:34Speaker 02

  And it's classic.

• 38:35Sam Morril?

  Do you, do you dress up on most gigs?

• 38:38Speaker 02

  I will, I've been wearing like this, like a T-shirt with a jacket. I think that's a good look for me. Like I wore on the special. If I'm at a club, I won't, maybe, sometimes. But in a theater, I'll wear something like that.

• 38:50Mark Normand?

  I'm such a psycho that I think if I go out there with a suit on, they're gonna go, "What are you doing asshole? Put, put a T-shirt on. Well, this is bullshit." You know, it's like when you wear a leather jacket in front of your friends, they're like, "Whoa, who's this guy now?"

• 39:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:03Mark Normand?

  I just think the audience is gonna see right through me and go, "You're a child. You jerked off 10 minutes ago. You, you know, you're, you're an idiot."

• 39:11Speaker 02

  I feel like it's, it's...

• 39:13Sam Morril?

  That's where they get marked. "This guy just jerked off. What the hell is he doing up here?"

• 39:17Mark Normand?

  I'd be like, "I did. I was at that hotel you got me."

• 39:19Speaker 02

  I did, I did.

• 39:20Mark Normand?

  You don't have that with the suit. I just feel like...

• 39:22Sam Morril?

  Well, you dip your toes in. I'll see you throwing like a suede jacket and stuff. You're like, "You'll dip in."

• 39:26Mark Normand?

  Sure. I'll dip, I'll dip. But yeah, a suit is crazy. Or like some kind of crazy jacket.

• 39:30Sam Morril?

  Well, tie is, you know, it might be a lot, but yeah, I think you'd look good in a suit. Who cares?

• 39:33Mark Normand?

  I'm sure we'd all look great.

• 39:34Sam Morril?

  Do, do what feels right, you know?

• 39:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah. But you ever try and think it's on at the Gap and you're like, you just hear, uh, Ari Shaffir going, "Hey, what the fuck's wrong with you?" Or, or you know, you're sitting down. Keith's like, "Look at this guy with a new outfit."

• 39:46Sam Morril?

  Ari took his shit on stage.

• 39:49Mark Normand?

  But even that's okay. I'm like, "Ah, all right."

• 39:50Sam Morril?

  Why is that okay and the suit's not?

• 39:52Mark Normand?

  Well, that's what I'm saying. It's, it's a me thing. You don't have that?

• 39:55Speaker 02

  I, I know what you're saying.

• 39:57Mark Normand?

  All right.

• 39:57Sam Morril?

  You want to overdo it, but if you feel, yeah, I mean, you don't feel comfortable in it because it's new. But if you felt like, yeah, I mean, I've seen you rock a suit to gigs. I've seen you rock, uh, you know, you did it on The Tonight Show. You did it like benefits.

• 40:07Mark Normand?

  Well, Tonight Show, you're supposed to, I feel like. But like, Mulaney's a suit every night.

• 40:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:12Mark Normand?

  At the theater, which is, I'm not knocking it. I'm just saying I have a thing where I'm like, I can't, I'm a child.

• 40:18Speaker 02

  I think it makes me, you perform diff- I do think the way you dress affects the way you perform a little bit.

• 40:24Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 40:25Speaker 02

  I think I act differently in a suit than I do. It makes me stand up a certain way.

• 40:31Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 40:31Speaker 02

  It makes me go like, I gotta be this guy, which sometimes is really good for the performance.

• 40:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  And if I'm just wearing a t-shirt, I'm a little more relaxed or whatever. So

• 40:41Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 40:41Speaker 02

  It is a consideration either way. I'm not saying either way is right or wrong, but I do feel that that happens.

• 40:46Mark Normand?

  Maybe I'll wear a suit.

• 40:47Speaker 02

  See what happens.

• 40:48Mark Normand?

  Maybe I'll try it.

• 40:49Speaker 02

  Don't let those guys get to you.

• 40:50Mark Normand?

  They're getting. They've been getting me for 42 years.

• 40:53Sam Morril?

  We should call Ari and be like, fuck you dude.

• 40:55Mark Normand?

  It's everybody. It's List, it's you, it's uh...

• 40:58Sam Morril?

  I wore, I can't, shouldn't I have worn a suit in my last two specials?

• 41:00Mark Normand?

  That's true, that's true. You look good.

• 41:03Sam Morril?

  The one I just taped in.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  You look great in a suit.

• 41:04Mark Normand?

  And I made a point not to go, look at the suit guy over here, because I don't want people to do that to me.

• 41:09Sam Morril?

  I'm just like, I don't care. A tear comes down as I look away.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  I will say you gotta get the right one, and it's a lot of work for some people. You gotta find the right one, gotta fit right. The fit is everything. The fit and the drape.

• 41:21Sam Morril?

  I think for a cool gig, I'd like, yeah, I just wanted, it's gonna live forever, so.

• 41:25Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 41:26Sam Morril?

  But then also, you don't wanna be too different than, as you're saying, every night, so.

• 41:30Speaker 02

  Right.

• 41:30Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:31Sam Morril?

  But yeah, but bringing a suit on the road, if you're doing like, like I was on the bus, dealing with like...

• 41:35Speaker 02

  It's a lot of work.

• 41:36Mark Normand?

  That's a lot.

• 41:37Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's a lot, so I wouldn't do that. But yeah, but sometimes you bring up, you know, depends. A silly blazer, like if I'd be in Miami, I'd rock like a light blue one or something, you know?

• 41:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was cool.

• 41:46Sam Morril?

  It's fun.

• 41:46Mark Normand?

  I told you my Fonzie moment.

• 41:48Sam Morril?

  What was your Fonzie moment?

• 41:49Mark Normand?

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• 42:32Mark Normand?

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• 44:01Mark Normand?

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• 44:42Mark Normand?

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• 45:25Mark Normand?

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• 45:46Speaker 02

  I think you've even said to me before, like, "Where'd you get that jacket? I want to try something like..."

• 45:51Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  You want good leather jackets.

• 45:53Mark Normand?

  You have good style.

• 45:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've been trying.

• 45:55Mark Normand?

  Pull up some Ryan images, because this guy is underrated with the outfits.

• 45:58Speaker 02

  Is this the one about getting stolen?

• 46:00Mark Normand?

  No, no, worse, worse. But I actually got that one back, by the way. So I bought this leather jacket from Italy.

• 46:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:08Mark Normand?

  I really went in and found the right jacket from Rome.

• 46:11Speaker 02

  You guys know that brand, Italy?

• 46:12Mark Normand?

  Well, I'm just saying it's important. It's good stuff. So I bought a leather jacket from Italy. I got it tailored. It fits like a glove. I look great. The wife's like, "You look hot. Here we go." But I never wear it, because it's a leather jacket. So I went to do a gig in Canada, and I said, "I'm putting the leather jacket in the suitcase, so I have to wear it." It's cold there. I'm forcing myself to wear it. I couldn't wear it on the plane, couldn't wear it on the Uber, but it's in the bag. So I got to Canada, I put the leather jacket on, I'm doing this big theater. I walk out and somebody goes, "Nice jacket, Fonzie!"

• 46:48Mark Normand?

  Within like, six minutes of me performing.

• 46:51Sam Morril?

  Ari flew out just to dig you?

• 46:54Mark Normand?

  Nice jacket Fonzie, and it got my head the whole set.

• 46:57Sam Morril?

  Did it get a laugh?

• 46:58Mark Normand?

  It killed, it killed, he was right.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 47:01Mark Normand?

  And, uh, yeah.

• 47:02Sam Morril?

  But you know what?

• 47:03Mark Normand?

  There's the jacket.

• 47:03Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a great jacket, thanks.

• 47:05Sam Morril?

  I bet it was a big fan.

• 47:07Mark Normand?

  Maybe.

• 47:07Sam Morril?

  Who's heard you talk about this shit, and knew he could get to you.

• 47:10Mark Normand?

  Well, he got to me, it worked.

• 47:12Speaker 02

  I think we telegraph these thoughts to the audience sometimes. I, I, it's weird. One time I was on a show, this was a long, long time ago, I was on the road with Aries Spears for this competition that we won, and I'm hosting at all of the improvs, and I was always worried about time. And so I went out and I bought a, a watch, and I never wear a watch, and I bought this like...

• 47:32Sam Morril?

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• 47:49Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 47:49Sam Morril?

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• 47:53Mark Normand?

  That's the best wool.

• 47:54Sam Morril?

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• 47:57Mark Normand?

  Very nice.

• 47:57Sam Morril?

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• 48:24Mark Normand?

  Very good.

• 48:25Sam Morril?

  I, I wear this shit all the time.

• 48:27Mark Normand?

  Oh, I love Quince.

• 48:27Sam Morril?

  I love it, dude. I, it's quality, it fits right, and it's not expensive, I, I love it. And I like what, like, it's not the logo everywhere on it.

• 48:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah, true, true.

• 48:36Sam Morril?

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• 48:56Mark Normand?

  Thank you.

• 48:57Speaker 02

  Digital watch and I'm doing my set and somebody goes, "Nice watch." It was the first day I ever wore it.

• 49:04Mark Normand?

  Oh, God.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  It was just like that.

• 49:05Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  It was crazy. Like, I couldn't recover.

• 49:08Sam Morril?

  They know, they, somehow they can sense.

• 49:10Mark Normand?

  They know, they know.

• 49:12Speaker 02

  But if you wore it with confidence, if you were comfortable with it, I bet they would never, they, it's weird.

• 49:17Sam Morril?

  It also sucks that, like, Mark's honing these jokes he's working really hard on and "nice jacket Fonzie crushes."

• 49:23Mark Normand?

  Crushes.

• 49:23Sam Morril?

  That's so annoying.

• 49:24Speaker 02

  Fonzie, really, yeah.

• 49:26Mark Normand?

  Ego, through the floor, right then. Fonzie, oh, God, he really got me.

• 49:30Sam Morril?

  Now you really can't wear a leather jacket because people are gonna listen to this.

• 49:33Mark Normand?

  That's true. I'll be Fonzie guy.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  Forget them, you can wear them.

• 49:36Sam Morril?

  You'll wear a denim jacket. "Nice jacket, Leno."

• 49:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 49:42Sam Morril?

  I think you could, dude, that's, I think that jacket looks cool as fuck.

• 49:44Mark Normand?

  All right, thanks.

• 49:45Speaker 02

  Those all look great. Those are great looks.

• 49:47Mark Normand?

  That's a suede jacket. I got that at the mall for.

• 49:49Speaker 02

  Suede is great, I think, for this stage. Yeah.

• 49:52Mark Normand?

  Suede is very nice, yeah. Suede is a nice middle ground. It's not crazy, cool guy, but it's not, it's still a little elevated, but not too much.

• 49:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:00Mark Normand?

  All right, get off me. Well, yeah, this is, this is bothering.

• 50:02Sam Morril?

  Nice jacket, Indiana Jones.

• 50:05Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly. Nice jacket, Tombstone.

• 50:09Sam Morril?

  It is funny because you do think about that, like, oh, I mean, just going to the cellar, you're like, what would Keith Robinson say?

• 50:16Mark Normand?

  Exactly. That's what I'm talking about.

• 50:18Speaker 02

  We all have that one. It's like, it's, you're, that's the first target for anything, is what you're wearing.

• 50:23Sam Morril?

  You don't think I'm sick of Nick's shirts? I can't take, I can't mix it up at this point.

• 50:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you know the DeRosa story? He walked in with his new leather jacket that was 10, 15 years ago and, and, uh, Big Jay goes, "Ah, DeRosa got his Attitude jacket." And it, you know why it hurts so bad? Because they're right. It cuts to the bone. You're in my head.

• 50:41Sam Morril?

  You're getting roasted by a guy with fingerless gloves because he's comfortable in the fingerless gloves.

• 50:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:46Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 50:47Sam Morril?

  Because you could say to him, he's like, yeah, I like them. And you're like, oh, shit.

• 50:50Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 50:50Sam Morril?

  Comfort is, is key.

• 50:52Mark Normand?

  Comfort wins.

• 50:53Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 50:54Mark Normand?

  Because you go, "Hey, nice gloves." He's like, "Yeah, I like them."

• 50:56Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 50:56Mark Normand?

  Damn it. Didn't work. Didn't get them.

• 51:00Sam Morril?

  Derosa, you could tell, because Derosa's actually a pretty good dresser.

• 51:03Mark Normand?

  Yeah, not bad.

• 51:04Sam Morril?

  He's kind of like a sneaky good dresser.

• 51:06Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 51:07Sam Morril?

  But, uh, yeah, you could tell that, it's so funny, so anyone who takes a risk.

• 51:11Mark Normand?

  Oh, completely. You can't take a risk in this biz.

• 51:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:15Mark Normand?

  And you need that a little. I'm not even saying it's all bad. I'm saying a little bullying is good.

• 51:19Speaker 02

  Right.

• 51:20Mark Normand?

  But, uh, not going all the way.

• 51:22Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, don't let him get you down. I think you should wear a suit. I bet you'd look great in a suit.

• 51:27Sam Morril?

  You do, man. I've seen you do it. It looks good.

• 51:30Mark Normand?

  I'll throw a suit on in a theater, not in a club.

• 51:32Sam Morril?

  Yeah, we're starting to go a little gray too in our hair. It's like you can't just rock a bomber jacket forever.

• 51:37Mark Normand?

  It's a good point. It's a good point.

• 51:39Speaker 02

  You can't be sixty in like a fucking.

• 51:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Seinfeld always says, "Your little zip ups."

• 51:44Sam Morril?

  Yeah, look at you. You look good there, man.

• 51:46Mark Normand?

  Oh, thank you. With the banana?

• 51:47Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 51:51Mark Normand?

  I had to ruin it. I was feeling weird in the suit, so I'm like, alright, I gotta yuck it up.

• 51:55Sam Morril?

  You in a tie, holding a dildo, like, Mark, why couldn't you just smile in the suit?

• 51:59Mark Normand?

  Ah, no. Oh, it's alright, cut you off there.

• 52:02Speaker 02

  Seinfeld always calls them, uh, rake and leaves jackets.

• 52:09Mark Normand?

  Wow, these bombers are kind of nice. Rake and leave. What's he raking leaves in?

• 52:13Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 52:14Mark Normand?

  Gucci?

• 52:16Sam Morril?

  Well, Jerry, do you see that when he was wearing the Kith stuff? He looked kind of cool in it.

• 52:20Mark Normand?

  Oh, he looked great.

• 52:21Speaker 02

  The thing about a suit too is like, it's evergreen, so you're never gonna be dated.

• 52:26Sam Morril?

  Unless, but you do watch the guys in the nineties and the style was baggier then?

• 52:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, it changed a little bit.

• 52:31Sam Morril?

  Where you're like, dude, double, you're like, double-breasted and kind of like, baggy?

• 52:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:36Mark Normand?

  Oh, while we got you here, we gotta get to the bottom of the private jet from LA. He was there.

• 52:42Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 52:42Sam Morril?

  You on the jet?

• 52:43Speaker 02

  I was on that jet and, and you guys, I saw you talking about it on the episode and, yeah, we were waiting for you.

• 52:49Mark Normand?

  Come on.

• 52:49Speaker 02

  No, I, I met Jerry at the, you know.

• 52:52Sam Morril?

  Wait, they thought we were gonna come?

• 52:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I'm, I'm at the airport and then Jerry, Jerry goes, uh, guess who's on the flight? And I go, who? It was Mark and Sam. And I go, oh, this is gonna be fun.

• 53:02Sam Morril?

  He thought we were coming and we, uh huh.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:04Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 53:05Mark Normand?

  Uh, well, you wanna paint the picture? Cause I thought it was a fake invite.

• 53:08Sam Morril?

  No, it wasn't a fake invite.

• 53:09Speaker 02

  I guess, and then Jessica came later and she said she filled us in or whatever happened. I don't know.

• 53:14Sam Morril?

  Damn, that would've been fun.

• 53:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, it would've been fun.

• 53:16Mark Normand?

  Damn it.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, whatever. It's no big deal.

• 53:20Sam Morril?

  There'll be other opportunities.

• 53:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, it's cool.

• 53:23Mark Normand?

  Anything good happen on the plane? Did we miss any FOMO stuff?

• 53:26Speaker 02

  Uh, no, we, I mean, we just, it was fun, cause I, I was hanging out with Jer, uh, Jerry and Jessica at the same time, which I don't get a lot of time with them together, so that was fun. So there was just a lot of recapping. You know, so much happened at the festival.

• 53:38Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 53:38Speaker 02

  I wa, I didn't go to that dinner or whatever, but.

• 53:41Mark Normand?

  Oh, the party.

• 53:41Speaker 02

  I was hearing about that. Oh, yeah, the, the afternoon brunch thing.

• 53:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 53:46Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, what hap, I don't know. Jerry and I were just on our way to work, so we, we.

• 53:52Sam Morril?

  You do, you toured with Jerry a bit and his routine is like, uh, cause I remember you did some with Jerry and Gaffigan?

• 53:59Mark Normand?

  Whoa, what a night.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  One of those shows when they were touring together, yeah.

• 54:03Sam Morril?

  Wow.

• 54:03Speaker 02

  Or a weekend or something.

• 54:05Sam Morril?

  Yeah, what, do they have different styles, like pre-show?

• 54:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've worked with, I've opened for, I've been on the road with Gaffigan too, just on his own tour.

• 54:12Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 54:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're both different. It's interesting. Jerry is, thinks of the road as like, this is enjoyable, let's have fun. And this is the schedule and we get to do the show and we'll work a little. But Gaffigan, I think, thinks of the road like, this is where I get, I'm, I'm working.

• 54:28Mark Normand?

  Oh, interesting.

• 54:29Speaker 02

  So he's like always going over stuff and we get to the venue like way early, three, four hours early.

• 54:35Mark Normand?

  Ooh.

• 54:36Speaker 02

  And he works, that's his time to work.

• 54:38Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 54:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's in a room.

• 54:40Sam Morril?

  Listening to sets.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  Listening, writing, and he'll just wander into your room. He would just wander and he wouldn't even go, hey, what do you think? He would just, he would just start into a line and then, and then I'd go, yeah.

• 54:49Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 54:50Speaker 02

  Turn around and come, like, start writing again. Yeah, he's, he's, uh, he's amazing.

• 54:55Mark Normand?

  Cut to us hungover, waddling in, like I'm at the wrong door, you know? Oh, boy, good for Gaffigan.

• 55:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:02Sam Morril?

  I pull up right before the show starts.

• 55:04Mark Normand?

  Same.

• 55:04Speaker 02

  It's impressive, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um.

• 55:07Sam Morril?

  But Jerry's like a movie guy on the road, right?

• 55:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, so we go, uh, we do the show Friday and then we go to the next city and then Saturday morning, have breakfast at nine o'clock and then we go, everybody loves hearing this and I love it because it's.

• 55:22Mark Normand?

  Nine o'clock, oh.

• 55:23Speaker 02

  It just doesn't matter where you are, like, it's always nine. And then, um, go to breakfast and go to a movie that's pre-planned and then we go to lunch and then we go for a walk.

• 55:35Sam Morril?

  What a day.

• 55:36Mark Normand?

  That sounds great.

• 55:37Speaker 02

  It's great, what's great about it is that, um.

• 55:39Mark Normand?

  Light lifting.

• 55:40Speaker 02

  You, your mind's free, you don't have to think like, what are we doing today? You know what I mean? Every city, you're like, are we going to this thing in this city or are we gonna go to this restaurant? We just, everything, you eat breakfast in the hotel or close, lunch is just kinda, we find a spot, the movie's all set up, you're just free, you know, to just hang out.

• 56:00Sam Morril?

  I do kinda like the shut your brain off tours. Cause like, it's rare that we're on someone else's tour at this point, but I've done some dates with Adam Sandler and he's always, people are like, why is he always in like shorts and basketball shorts? Because he might hoop at any moment.

• 56:13Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 56:14Sam Morril?

  A game like, so like when you're on tour with him, you're just like, oh, I guess I'm just gonna start dressing like Adam. Cause, so I just, I'm wearing basketball shorts and basketball sneakers.

• 56:22Speaker 02

  Right.

• 56:23Sam Morril?

  Cause I'm just like, oh, he might wanna play now.

• 56:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:24Sam Morril?

  And there's not a lot of, so you're like, that's why he dresses like that.

• 56:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:27Mark Normand?

  Oh, interesting.

• 56:28Speaker 02

  I think there is kind of an art, you know, like all these roles you fill as comedians in this world, there is a, there is a role that's like, I'm on tour with someone and I'm the support act, which is more than just what you do on stage.

• 56:39Sam Morril?

  Totally.

• 56:40Speaker 02

  It's like, you know, you're assisting. Yeah, you wanna be fun, you wanna be a hangout and it's like a great guy.

• 56:44Sam Morril?

  But I wanna be fun when it's my tour too, like I wanna make sure everyone's having fun, you know?

• 56:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:48Mark Normand?

  Man, I guess I'm lazy, if I'm on tour, I'm like, I'll see at the show.

• 56:52Speaker 02

  Well, that's just, that's great too, that's your thing and.

• 56:55Mark Normand?

  Depending on who it is, I guess.

• 56:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like that too, I, I don't go out that much, but.

• 57:00Mark Normand?

  Well, I think with Gaffigan, he's got five kids, so he's probably like, I gotta write here. I can't really get anything done at home, there's school, there's activities, there's, you know, dinner and everything.

• 57:09Speaker 02

  I think that might be it too, yeah.

• 57:11Sam Morril?

  A road movie, I feel a little guilty sometimes.

• 57:13Mark Normand?

  Me too.

• 57:14Sam Morril?

  I feel like, I just feel like if I have two shows that night, I'm like, I gotta have something topical.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  So you wanna work on it?

• 57:20Sam Morril?

  I wanna, I wanna have some new bit ideas, but, uh.

• 57:23Mark Normand?

  Not just topical, maybe some jokes about the town you're in too.

• 57:25Sam Morril?

  Totally, yes, I want something, but, uh.

• 57:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:30Sam Morril?

  But I, but Jerry's probably been in those towns a million times, he probably has his jokes.

• 57:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I remember I was in, oh, sorry.

• 57:37Speaker 02

  No, go ahead.

• 57:38Mark Normand?

  I was in Bakersfield one night doing like a bar show or like a rock club. And they were like, oh, Seinfeld was here last night. I was like, Seinfeld's in Bakersfield? You know, but yeah, he's doing the road.

• 57:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's running around. He goes everywhere. Yeah. Uh, that's the road. But that's another great thing about having the routine. You can do it anywhere. So you're like, any city that you're in, it's the same.

• 57:58Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 57:59Speaker 02

  That's kinda great.

• 58:00Sam Morril?

  You gotta try to mix it up a little bit, cause I do have that thing sometimes when I go back to the same city. And like, I'm doing the exact same thing I was in. And there's like a comfort to that, but you're like, alright, I'm in Rochester. I'm going to Highland Park Diner again.

• 58:10Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 58:10Sam Morril?

  I just know where I wanna go.

• 58:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:12Sam Morril?

  But then also I'm like, I should do other shit. I feel like it's bad for your brain. Repetition, to a point, is comforting, but to another point, you're like,

• 58:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:20Sam Morril?

  I need life experience.

• 58:21Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 58:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:22Mark Normand?

  Plus you have that thing where like, life is just fleeting. It's just, I'm back here.

• 58:26Speaker 02

  Right.

• 58:26Mark Normand?

  Years have gone by and I'm just back at the same spot. That, that bums me out a little bit.

• 58:30Speaker 02

  Right. Yeah. The road's interesting. The road is like, you just gotta adapt to it, cause that's our life. That's it. And you gotta figure it out.

• 58:39Mark Normand?

  I love the road.

• 58:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, if you don't like the road, this is a tough.

• 58:44Mark Normand?

  That's true, and there's a lot of people that hate the road.

• 58:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:46Mark Normand?

  Lot of people.

• 58:47Sam Morril?

  Ryan has a line in his act that I've heard where you say like, to the crowd, "You're the first people I've talked to today."

• 58:52Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:53Sam Morril?

  That's like a great comedian road joke.

• 58:56Speaker 02

  Right.

• 58:57Sam Morril?

  That's like, holy shit, cause that's been me before on the road where you're just like,

• 58:59Mark Normand?

  Totally.

• 59:00Sam Morril?

  This is crazy.

• 59:01Speaker 02

  It is. It was a real thing. I just realized like, it had been, it was a club I'd been to a bunch of times. And I just had this thought like, you know, I order an Uber, don't say anything. He knows where I'm going.

• 59:11Mark Normand?

  Yep.

• 59:12Speaker 02

  I, I got my boarding pass. I don't have to talk to anybody. I, you know, I get in the car, I know the club. So when I get to the club, I walk right to the green room. And then it's like, there's the audience.

• 59:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. And you went from zero to 500 or a thousand, whatever. Yeah, Mike Lawrence had that great line where, I saw him at an open mic and he goes, "I had dinner with my parents tonight, so this is my second performance of the night." And I remember like, ooh, that hits home. Boy, that's good. He's so good, he has dinner with his parents, he's like, I can get a bit out of this.

• 59:43Speaker 02

  Right.

• 59:45Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he's, he's always working.

• 59:46Mark Normand?

  Always.

• 59:47Speaker 02

  Right.

• 59:48Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I, I think about your act sometimes in the road when I'm having like a rough, like, late show or something like, oh, I can curse and be like, Ryan keeps it clean here.

• 59:55Speaker 02

  Really?

• 59:56Sam Morril?

  Well, I just think it's gotta be tough to do some of those when you're starting out and they're not there for you. And you're doing a late show and they're rowdy and they're drunk. And then you, and then you're like, I'm staying clean, I'm staying.

• 1:00:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I got, I, the way that I came up, I did these really rough one-nighters and something in me got programmed where it's like, if I can do what I wanna do and make it work in this room, then I know it's great.

• 1:00:18Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  And so that just helped me. So it's like been that way from the beginning, where I still kinda think about that. If I can make what I wanna do work here, then that's how I get use out of this show, you know?

• 1:00:29Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:00:29Speaker 02

  But I still have it. And it's tough. The late shows have always been tough for me, always.

• 1:00:34Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  Getting people there is tough.

• 1:00:36Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 1:00:36Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:00:37Mark Normand?

  What about like a drunk crowd? Who, you can tell they're like, talk about pussy.

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  It's hard for me, you know? Cause I, like, I'm like.

• 1:00:45Mark Normand?

  Cause the dirty stuff kills, you know? Sometimes I'll talk about my life.

• 1:00:48Sam Morril?

  Jacket Fonz. Talk about pussy, dude. It's like, you know, that's not the show.

• 1:00:53Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:00:54Speaker 02

  It really, you're talking about these trivial, you know, a lot of my stuff is so trivial and just like, it, you seem like a nerd, you know? Cause you're like up there going, like, what's an example? I don't know. Like, I'm talking about getting a haircut, you know? It's like, no, talk about life.

• 1:01:11Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  We wanna be entertained right now. Yeah, yeah, but, you know.

• 1:01:16Mark Normand?

  I know what you mean.

• 1:01:17Speaker 02

  It's, you, you feel like a, if they're not your fans especially and they showed up to the late show, they're like, this is not what we, you know?

• 1:01:25Mark Normand?

  They want, they want an action movie.

• 1:01:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:27Mark Normand?

  And you're playing like My Dinner with Andre, you know? But yeah, I know what you mean. I had a, I had a set in Irvine and I do like the family chunk up front, it's like 12 minutes or whatever. And then at the end, a lady goes, talk more about your family. And the whole crowd went, boo. Like, no more family.

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:01:46Mark Normand?

  Talk about fun stuff.

• 1:01:47Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:01:47Mark Normand?

  Exciting stuff.

• 1:01:48Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:01:49Mark Normand?

  Dark shit or whatever.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:50Mark Normand?

  So that was eye-opening.

• 1:01:51Speaker 02

  Wow. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, you get. So do you feel, I remember, I was, I ran into Robert Kelly at the Nashville Comedy Festival one time. He's like, "How was your show?" I was like, "Great." And he goes, "Wow, it must be nice to just not have to worry about being dirty all the time." Or something like that. And I was like, "Wow, that's interesting that you think of that way." Cause I think, you know, we all wanna be something we're not.

• 1:02:13Sam Morril?

  You don't have to talk about your dick, Bobby.

• 1:02:15Mark Normand?

  You don't.

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. But I think his audience-

• 1:02:18Sam Morril?

  These damn handcuffs.

• 1:02:19Speaker 02

  But we have to put ourselves in these lanes. At a certain point, you're like, "I'm 90% this."

• 1:02:24Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  So, like, that's just how the business works. Like, you're like, "That's who I am, that's how I'm marketed." And there's no escaping it, really.

• 1:02:33Sam Morril?

  But also, you're being you, too. I mean, that's how you are, just hanging out.

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  Right, right.

• 1:02:37Sam Morril?

  It's not really an act.

• 1:02:38Speaker 02

  No, but I just mean the way that people see you and perceive you. Like, if you're 95% something, you just, you gotta be 100% something, you know?

• 1:02:46Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:02:46Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:02:47Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and they, sometimes when they see you being you, they're like, "That's it! That's what we showed up for, that guy."

• 1:02:52Speaker 02

  Right, right, yeah.

• 1:02:54Mark Normand?

  But yeah, I've been doing these shows, and I noticed one show is always weak. And I'm like, "Is that because..."

• 1:03:01Sam Morril?

  Out of what, five or six?

• 1:03:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, out of five. And I'm like, "One show's always less than the rest." And I'm like, "Is that because these are the randos?" But then I go, "I should be able to make randos laugh."

• 1:03:11Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:03:11Mark Normand?

  So then I toil with that, but, uh...

• 1:03:14Sam Morril?

  I just don't think you're gonna bat a thousand, I think.

• 1:03:16Mark Normand?

  Maybe, right.

• 1:03:17Sam Morril?

  You gotta, I'm with you, I feel like there's always one weird one, too.

• 1:03:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:21Sam Morril?

  And sometimes there's two.

• 1:03:22Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:03:23Sam Morril?

  I mean, it depends where you are. Sometimes it's like, you know, certain cities are more in-your-mind bulletproof.

• 1:03:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:29Sam Morril?

  You're like, "Yeah, I'm always gonna do well in Chicago." But then sometimes you go to Chicago, and you're like, "Man, that wasn't as good as normally."

• 1:03:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  I've had this thing lately where, like, if I'm doing a club Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Thursday's the best.

• 1:03:40Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 1:03:41Speaker 02

  I think it's because-

• 1:03:42Sam Morril?

  I find it always is, too.

• 1:03:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think it's partly because I'm loose, looser.

• 1:03:47Mark Normand?

  Out of the gate, you're loose? I'm looser at the end of the weekend.

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  Well, I feel like I'm more real, cause I haven't repeated this thing five times.

• 1:03:55Sam Morril?

  But also, don't you think that people that are coming out on a non-weekend night are kinda the most diehard?

• 1:04:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, they're also maybe a better audience. But I feel like, for whatever reason, like, my material is longer on Thursday than it is on Saturday. Cause it's like, I'm taking more time.

• 1:04:11Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  And I'm thinking about, and it just comes out more authentically, for some reason.

• 1:04:16Sam Morril?

  But anything with expectations is-

• 1:04:20Sam Morril?

  You know, it's difficult. I think you look at weekends, they're like, this is my Saturday night.

• 1:04:24Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:04:25Sam Morril?

  It's like the way people look at New Year's. Why New Year's sucks. It's the highest of expectations.

• 1:04:29Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:04:30Sam Morril?

  And weekends, you just have expectations. I mean, you ever go, you ever do like a, when I was on the tour bus, I would do like a Monday in Montreal and I'd be like, holy shit, that crowd was amazing.

• 1:04:39Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 1:04:40Sam Morril?

  They came on a Monday. They didn't expect their Monday to be good.

• 1:04:43Mark Normand?

  Right, true. Yeah, maybe you're right. Saturday night's date night. They're a little drunk. They're like putting all their chips on you.

• 1:04:50Sam Morril?

  Yeah. Well, you addressed it in the opening of your special where you say like, some of you don't know who I am.

• 1:04:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:55Sam Morril?

  And then the people who brought me, you are under a lot of pressure right now.

• 1:04:58Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:04:59Sam Morril?

  And that is the most of those people probably on a weekend, right?

• 1:05:02Mark Normand?

  That's how my shows always work. It's like there are so many people. They did buy tickets to see me, but they bought them because someone else told them to. Yeah. I love when comics do that. That's a great move. Yeah. Like Shane Gillis has that joke in his special where he goes, uh, I got a bunch of dudes here and their girlfriends. And I know they didn't want to see me, but the guy's like, no, no, he's funny. And she's like, is he? You know, and he does a whole act out, but he's aware. And I think the women go, he's right. Wow. He knows, he got, he got us.

• 1:05:31Sam Morril?

  The women.

• 1:05:31Mark Normand?

  Exactly. It's a good move.

• 1:05:33Sam Morril?

  Self-awareness is, I mean, it's huge. I mean, I try to be self-aware when I'm bombing. I let them know, like, I don't want you to think I suck and I'm not aware.

• 1:05:40Mark Normand?

  Exactly. And then they go, oh, he's aware. And then that gets a laugh.

• 1:05:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I love Seinfeld's thing. The first time I saw it, it blew my mind in telling you for the last time, when he gets in a standing ovation, he goes, I know there's always that one guy, I don't want to do it. You know, he's like, oh, we're doing this now? And he has to do like a little get up. I love that. Cause I was a kid, I was like, he knows, I don't want to do it.

• 1:06:00Sam Morril?

  It's also funny that Jerry's brain works as, I can't fully enjoy the standing ovation.

• 1:06:06Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, that's comedy.

• 1:06:07Sam Morril?

  You're getting the standing ovation. He's like, he's like, something's wrong with this.

• 1:06:10Mark Normand?

  There's one guy that don't want to do it.

• 1:06:11Sam Morril?

  It's fun that that's where his mind goes.

• 1:06:13Mark Normand?

  Right, right. Exactly.

• 1:06:14Sam Morril?

  It's like Larry David, I feel like is the same way where like even when something's great, he, he'll find a way to ruin it.

• 1:06:19Mark Normand?

  Completely.

• 1:06:20Sam Morril?

  And I, something to me, that's very comedic. There's very.

• 1:06:23Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Somebody will show up with a gift and he's like, you brought this last year. It's like, I gave you a gift.

• 1:06:28Sam Morril?

  But it's like, you see the Larry. Larry David thing recently where apparently he and Obama in his new show Obama's in it.

• 1:06:34Mark Normand?

  No.

• 1:06:34Sam Morril?

  And he and Obama had like, he was giving Obama notes on something.

• 1:06:38Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 1:06:39Sam Morril?

  Obama sent to give him notes back and he was like, mm.

• 1:06:42Sam Morril?

  That's very Larry David to be like.

• 1:06:43Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:06:45Sam Morril?

  Cause you're like, you know what, Obama, you're not a comedian.

• 1:06:47Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:47Sam Morril?

  If you're on his show, he is.

• 1:06:48Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:06:49Sam Morril?

  He's the president.

• 1:06:49Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 1:06:50Sam Morril?

  He's the president of this situation.

• 1:06:52Mark Normand?

  Yeah, right. Well, he's the best at finding like that, the episode where he's, he's at a birthday party and they're all singing happy birthday and he's like, I don't do the birthday song. And they're like, what? Everybody does it, but he's like, I don't care for it. So he found a way to make the birthday song a problem.

• 1:07:07Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:07:08Mark Normand?

  It's funny.

• 1:07:08Sam Morril?

  Yeah, what bothers you? You have, do you have peeves?

• 1:07:11Mark Normand?

  Oh, peeves.

• 1:07:12Speaker 02

  In the comedy world or?

• 1:07:13Mark Normand?

  Anywhere.

• 1:07:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was thinking about this in prep. Sure, things bother me. I mean, here's one that's really like, I can't believe I did this. I would like so feel like an old man. But I wrote a huge, long comment on a New York Times article.

• 1:07:29Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 1:07:30Speaker 02

  About helicopter noise. I really, I hate it.

• 1:07:34Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  I hate the helicopter noise. I walk around and I look up and I'm like, and when you learn about it, it's really infuriating. Because it's like 40% of it is just tourists.

• 1:07:48Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  And most of it's coming from New Jersey or a lot of it. And, and the city has no control. Because it's all, the airspace all controlled federally by the FAA. So we can't limit it. And so, and, and the complaints to 311 have gone like 2,000 times.

• 1:08:06Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 1:08:07Speaker 02

  Insane amounts of numbers of complaints. And the city shut down two of the heliports for tourists, but they have one and they've limited the hours. But you can't control what New Jersey does. So.

• 1:08:17Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:08:18Speaker 02

  You get these helicopters constantly up and down the Hudson. They just sit over Central Park while you're trying to enjoy Central Park.

• 1:08:24Mark Normand?

  And they're just tourists looking out.

• 1:08:26Speaker 02

  It's just like tourists. It's like 15 people who got ripped off in New Jersey.

• 1:08:30Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:08:31Speaker 02

  They drove all the, and I've heard these horror stories. They drive out to New Jersey and they go, well, if you want to see the park, it's actually this much more.

• 1:08:36Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:08:37Speaker 02

  And they already bought like a ticket and they went. And all the way out to New Jersey. It's like, you know, somebody, somebody hit him up in Times Square or something. It's like, and then the whole city's like looking up for these six people. So this helicopter company could make a hundred bucks off each one of them or something.

• 1:08:53Mark Normand?

  Right. That's a great peeve.

• 1:08:54Speaker 02

  It's like annoying.

• 1:08:56Sam Morril?

  It also agrees with me a little bit because you do, they do crash them.

• 1:08:58Mark Normand?

  All the time.

• 1:08:59Sam Morril?

  It's like, they could.

• 1:09:01Speaker 02

  One of these companies, one of the New Jersey companies, they were the one that had a crash in two thousand and eighteen and five people died.

• 1:09:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:11Mark Normand?

  That guy Oliver Tree just died. That was a helicopter. Crazy. Yeah.

• 1:09:15Speaker 02

  So there was this article about electric air taxis and how the federal government wants to, you know, get them going and get the. And so I thought, and that's what I wrote this, I wrote this comment, like, if you really want to get these, the innovation of these air taxis going, because supposedly they're much quieter. Get rid of the regulation, or regulate the helicopter.

• 1:09:36Sam Morril?

  What a specific peeve.

• 1:09:37Mark Normand?

  Very good peeve.

• 1:09:39Sam Morril?

  Very specific peeve.

• 1:09:40Speaker 02

  And there's, I just, I walk around the city, it's every day, I'm like, I look up at them and it's just, once you notice it, it's almost like I don't want to tell people about it.

• 1:09:47Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  Once it's in your life, you're like, you hate it.

• 1:09:50Mark Normand?

  It's like a buzzing gnat. And COVID, I heard them all the time during COVID.

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  That's when the, it really became crazy because everybody was at home and they started to notice how awful these are.

• 1:09:59Mark Normand?

  Right. Interesting. You ever ridden one?

• 1:10:02Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:03Speaker 02

  I've been in a helicopter in Hawaii once. Like one of those tours that I hate.

• 1:10:08Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you were the guy. What were you doing in one?

• 1:10:11Sam Morril?

  I was opening for Schumer.

• 1:10:13Mark Normand?

  That's what I took one.

• 1:10:14Sam Morril?

  Yeah, we took it from New York to Philly.

• 1:10:16Mark Normand?

  Oh, cool.

• 1:10:17Sam Morril?

  We, we got there quickly.

• 1:10:18Mark Normand?

  It works. You get it. Yeah, we did L A to San Diego.

• 1:10:23Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:10:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:24Sam Morril?

  Weird because the train L A to San Diego is so easy too. Same with Philly, but I guess when you're, that, when time's that important to you.

• 1:10:31Mark Normand?

  I have a theory, because I opened for her for years, that sometimes she would be late, so we'd have to take a crazy vehicle.

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  Oh, intentionally?

• 1:10:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I don't even know if she knew it, but she was like, oh, I'm running behind. Guess we'll have to take a PJ. Oh, well, guess we'll have to take an elevator. All right, that's the helicopter.

• 1:10:48Sam Morril?

  That's like the taxi for most people.

• 1:10:49Mark Normand?

  I know, I know.

• 1:10:51Sam Morril?

  Helicopter.

• 1:10:52Mark Normand?

  That's true, yeah.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, most of the traffic is, it's the tourist traffic that really drives me bonkers. But, um. Here's a more relatable one.

• 1:11:01Mark Normand?

  Okay, okay, that's a good one.

• 1:11:04Sam Morril?

  Interesting.

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  I think like the way tree people treat bags in the overhead on the plane drives me crazy. They won't stand them upright if they do that, or they'll take up too much space, or they'll keep their bag with them. And I've been thinking like so many people I've seen say like if you return your grocery cart, you're a really good person.

• 1:11:23Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:11:24Speaker 02

  Okay, but I think a better test is what you do with your bag on the airplane. Because that really is affecting all the people around you.

• 1:11:34Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:11:34Speaker 02

  The grocery cart is just, um, you know, they're paying a kid to do it. You're just helping the business, that's it.

• 1:11:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:41Speaker 02

  It's like being courteous, but the bag thing, if you take up all the space in there, someone else has to check their bag.

• 1:11:46Sam Morril?

  Not only that, how about the double bagger?

• 1:11:48Speaker 02

  And the double, it drives, they sneak it in. Drives me crazy.

• 1:11:52Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:53Mark Normand?

  So you're saying flip it up like a book and don't lay it flat?

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  Well, it says right there.

• 1:11:58Sam Morril?

  Yeah, some of them don't flip on the tiny planes, they don't work that way, but I'm with you. If it fits, you gotta flip it.

• 1:12:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it says right there, and they say a hundred times, put it like a book. And everybody just throws three bags up there and sits down. Like, to me, they're like, I have no awareness of anybody else. I'm not even worried about that.

• 1:12:14Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:14Speaker 02

  And maybe it's because we're on planes so much that like, you know, it's easier for us to think about it. But that's one.

• 1:12:21Mark Normand?

  That's a good one. I don't understand these people. My wife will do the thing where she's like shoves her purse down in the seat. I'm like, man, I want that legroom. I don't know how you live like this.

• 1:12:30Sam Morril?

  Oh, you have a second bag, you gotta do it.

• 1:12:33Mark Normand?

  I guess you gotta do it, but like I would throw it up there if I were like, if there's, if there's space, throw it up there, but she'll put it down by the feet. You have the space.

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. I do the thing, this thing where I put my, after we take off, I put it behind my legs.

• 1:12:45Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's better.

• 1:12:47Speaker 02

  And then you got the, you can do that. But you gotta take off with it down there.

• 1:12:50Mark Normand?

  Right, right, right.

• 1:12:51Sam Morril?

  Um.

• 1:12:52Mark Normand?

  I wrote a peeve down.

• 1:12:53Sam Morril?

  I got a, I got a peeve.

• 1:12:54Speaker 02

  You got peeves?

• 1:12:54Sam Morril?

  I got a peeve. I got a peeve.

• 1:12:56Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:12:56Sam Morril?

  Soft blueberries.

• 1:12:58Mark Normand?

  Oh, the rotten ones.

• 1:13:00Sam Morril?

  Well, sometimes you get, well, sometimes you have to buy them with the tape on, so you can't test them.

• 1:13:04Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:13:04Sam Morril?

  So I, I'm all excited to eat these blueberries. It's summer, it's a refreshing little thing. Sometimes I like to throw it in my yogurt.

• 1:13:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:11Sam Morril?

  In the morning, get the day.

• 1:13:12Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:12Sam Morril?

  Soft! And I bought two packs! So I was all excited.

• 1:13:16Mark Normand?

  Oh, that sucks.

• 1:13:17Speaker 02

  You bite into a crisp blueberry, it explodes in your mouth.

• 1:13:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah, the best, the snap.

• 1:13:21Sam Morril?

  Love it, love a snap. Yeah, so a toast to the fresh blueberries.

• 1:13:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:13:25Sam Morril?

  And a, and a big fuck you to the, to the soft ones. I mean, I.

• 1:13:28Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:13:29Sam Morril?

  Oh, I was, I was devastated.

• 1:13:31Mark Normand?

  I'm with you. My kid eats blueberries, so I'm buying them all day long, and I pop a few in. When you get that mushy one, ugh, it's a bummer.

• 1:13:37Speaker 02

  My sister, this is like a joke in our family, when she was really young, my mom would buy grapes, and my sister would go, "Did you get the tight grapes?"

• 1:13:45Mark Normand?

  Tight grapes.

• 1:13:46Sam Morril?

  You need tight, same with grapes. Yeah, this peeve goes for grapes.

• 1:13:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:49Sam Morril?

  I mean, if it's a thing you can't test, that's the thing.

• 1:13:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:52Sam Morril?

  You're just going, you're taking their word for it.

• 1:13:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Interesting. You sound like women, soft. Sucks.

• 1:14:00Mark Normand?

  How about this guy? This is specific.

• 1:14:01Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:14:02Mark Normand?

  Uh, I get the guy who tells me I'm slipping when he thought of something that I wouldn't even have thought of. Uh, it's a. Okay, here's an example, like, I do a lot of puns as a goof, you know? And I'll be like, uh, "Oh, this guy spayed his cat." And the other guy goes, "David Spade, come on, man, you're slipping. Come on, you missed that one." I'm like, "I don't even like that one."

• 1:14:23Speaker 02

  This is definitely about Sal Akers, by the way.

• 1:14:24Mark Normand?

  No, no, I guess he's probably done it, but I don't like a guy telling me I'm slipping when he thought of something that I didn't even, I didn't even think was that good.

• 1:14:31Speaker 02

  It's the guy who's trying to be funny because he's in front of a comedian.

• 1:14:35Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:14:35Speaker 02

  And then he's like, "I got you."

• 1:14:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:39Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 1:14:40Mark Normand?

  "I'm slipping? That sucked."

• 1:14:41Speaker 02

  That's terrible.

• 1:14:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:42Mark Normand?

  "You're slipping."

• 1:14:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:44Mark Normand?

  "Don't tell me I'm slipping, you're slipping."

• 1:14:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:45Sam Morril?

  You forced the David Spade thing in there.

• 1:14:47Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:48Sam Morril?

  That wasn't natural?

• 1:14:49Mark Normand?

  No, completely.

• 1:14:50Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:51Mark Normand?

  But all of a sudden, I'm lacking because he came up with something.

• 1:14:54Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:14:54Mark Normand?

  That, that annoys me.

• 1:14:55Speaker 02

  That's a good one.

• 1:14:57Mark Normand?

  Very specific.

• 1:14:59Speaker 02

  I hate plastic water bottles. And I don't know why we.

• 1:15:02Mark Normand?

  You hate them. I hate. You can right there.

• 1:15:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, the can is the answer. Why do we have to have the plastic water? Everywhere we go, someone hands you a plastic water bottle.

• 1:15:10Mark Normand?

  Mm hmm.

• 1:15:10Speaker 02

  They taste bad. All the microplastic stuff, who knows what's going on?

• 1:15:15Mark Normand?

  Very bad for you.

• 1:15:16Sam Morril?

  Is it?

• 1:15:17Mark Normand?

  Yeah, they say a lot of like testosterone is lower and all this stuff is lower.

• 1:15:21Speaker 02

  We're learning a lot about it. We don't know a lot, but it's like, why do we have to deal with it? Everywhere and then the and the aluminum is a much better recycle. Like it's infinitely recyclable. You can turn a can into another can. When you recycle a bottle, it gets downgraded. That's why you get like clothing made out of plastic bottle. They can't make another bottle out of a bottle.

• 1:15:42Mark Normand?

  Ah, I didn't know that.

• 1:15:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just learned that because I had to come up with pet peeves for this.

• 1:15:48Mark Normand?

  Well, the can is pretty new for water.

• 1:15:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:51Mark Normand?

  That's pretty recent.

• 1:15:52Speaker 02

  It's we've had cans around forever. I think it's a superior way. You can't cap the can, but.

• 1:15:57Mark Normand?

  True.

• 1:15:58Speaker 02

  You gotta drink it all in one spot.

• 1:16:00Sam Morril?

  And the glass bottle stresses me out a little bit. You're dropping, you're stepping on glass.

• 1:16:03Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:16:04Speaker 02

  And apparently there's just as much plastic in glass because of the lid.

• 1:16:08Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 1:16:09Speaker 02

  I learned that too.

• 1:16:09Sam Morril?

  Yeah, we're gonna die. So it's gonna end anyway.

• 1:16:12Mark Normand?

  You don't wanna be that queef with the the fucking jug. You know, he's got the metal jug on his belt.

• 1:16:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:18Mark Normand?

  Or the backpack.

• 1:16:19Sam Morril?

  Or the person with the bottle this big and like, I know they say stay hydrated, but this is a this is.

• 1:16:22Mark Normand?

  This is crazy.

• 1:16:23Sam Morril?

  Situation here. You're gonna be peeing all day.

• 1:16:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:25Mark Normand?

  Right, right. Get a canteen at this point.

• 1:16:28Sam Morril?

  I'm already peeing nonstop between the water and the coffee and I can't do it.

• 1:16:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:34Sam Morril?

  I don't know.

• 1:16:34Mark Normand?

  I'm with you. All right, well, hey, we're watch Ryan's special.

• 1:16:37Sam Morril?

  It just hit me on Netflix.

• 1:16:40Mark Normand?

  It's out there, baby.

• 1:16:41Sam Morril?

  This just hit me, Ryan Hamilton.

• 1:16:42Mark Normand?

  Look at that, the eyes are popping, the hair has got a nice gel in it, the suit looks great.

• 1:16:46Sam Morril?

  It looks sharp.

• 1:16:47Mark Normand?

  The watch is peeking out.

• 1:16:48Speaker 02

  Wow, great.

• 1:16:49Mark Normand?

  Love it. Love it. It's really funny. It's it's a true story. It's it's personal, it's clean, it's great.

• 1:16:56Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:16:57Sam Morril?

  And there's a lot of other stuff in there. Yeah, it's great. Go see Ryan on tour, Ryan, where are you gonna be?

• 1:17:01Speaker 02

  Oh, man, I got a bunch of dates coming up. Uh, I don't know. Des Moines, uh, yeah.

• 1:17:07Speaker 02

  Cincinnati, I don't even know. But we're announcing a big tour in a couple of weeks. I don't know when this is dropping, but I'll have a lot more theater dates in the fall. And next year, so look at that.

• 1:17:17Sam Morril?

  RyanHamiltonLive.com.

• 1:17:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:19Mark Normand?

  Are you feeling a bump? Did you feel like, okay, people are hitting me up, people are watching, am I?

• 1:17:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm getting, you know, I'm getting nice things online. I don't know if it's translating.

• 1:17:29Mark Normand?

  I think it will.

• 1:17:29Speaker 02

  We'll see. It's hard to tell. I don't know.

• 1:17:32Mark Normand?

  The road will tell when those shows sell out and all that.

• 1:17:35Speaker 02

  We'll see. We'll see what happens.

• 1:17:37Sam Morril?

  I got a great improv just added August 21st through 23rd. Then we're hitting Europe, Lisbon, Athens, Budapest, Zagreb, Vienna, Warsaw, I had a show there, Helsinki, Sweden, we're gonna do Stockholm and Copenhagen.

• 1:17:54Mark Normand?

  Wow, that's gonna be fun.

• 1:17:55Sam Morril?

  And I'm gonna add a bunch more, a bunch more dates coming soon. So please, check PunchUp.live/Samurrell/ is it tour slash shows? I don't know. Just go to the Punch Up.

• 1:18:06Mark Normand?

  Give it a go. Are you bringing anybody?

• 1:18:08Sam Morril?

  Uh, just a friend, and we're just gonna hang out, yeah.

• 1:18:11Mark Normand?

  Nice. All right, all right. Seattle, Emerald City, I heard it's a great club, I've never been. Tampa, baby. SideSplitters, Cobb's Comedy Club, Love San Franciscan. And then we're going to the Houston Improv. Zany's in Nashville, working on a new hour. Pittsburgh Improv. Casino Regina, I think. Calgary. And, yeah.

• 1:18:36Speaker 02

  You're already killing, you're already killing them.

• 1:18:37Mark Normand?

  There you go. Nice jacket Fonzie. Comedy Works in Denver, look at these, look at this, I got the best clubs, Comedy on State.

• 1:18:44Sam Morril?

  Some of these are gonna get canceled when we film.

• 1:18:45Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's true, that's true. Yeah, good point, we're shooting a movie.

• 1:18:48Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:18:49Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:49Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:50Speaker 02

  That's amazing.

• 1:18:50Mark Normand?

  Working on it.

• 1:18:51Speaker 02

  I didn't know that.

• 1:18:52Sam Morril?

  Make sure to get some Bodega Cat.

• 1:18:53Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:18:54Sam Morril?

  At BodegaCatWhiskey.com. And we love you guys, we'll see you soon.

• 1:18:58Mark Normand?

  Thank you.

• 1:18:59Speaker 02

  Thank you so much, this was a pleasure. You know, I don't get to do these very often, so it was nice to be here, thank you.

• 1:19:04Mark Normand?

  Pleasure to have you.

• 1:19:05Sam Morril?

  Pleasure to have you, dude. All right.

• 1:19:07Mark Normand?

  Comedy.

• 1:19:09Speaker 03

  A bit of Pivarelli, you know the future's close. I've had a little too much bourbon And Norman's talking shit about the fucking Pope And I get down in the same way. Up on the roof like a cop's coming And naked Samuel is feeling dangerous. I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans This woman doesn't look like I remember her And I get down in the same way. We might be drunk.