Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

Mark and Sam recap a chaotic Netflix Festival weekend in LA, rubbing elbows with comedy royalty, almost hitching a ride on Jerry Seinfeld’s private jet, and surviving brutal travel disasters. They get into roast culture, passport disasters, horror movie paranoia, David Cross vs. fart humor, and why Kevin Nealon may have delivered the greatest accidental moment of the trip. Plus, they debate action movie legends, revisit classic Seinfeld and Curb moments, and somehow end up discussing sat-on balls and motorcycle helmets. Sponsored by: Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code WMBD for 20% off your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, and enjoy life in the high country. Keep the bugs away with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/MIGHTBEDRUNK for 10% off your order. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK. Text DRUNK to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #WilliesRemedy #Pestie #Hims #IQBAR #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:06Mark Normand?

  Van Corona's a guy you can tag.

• 0:07Sam Morril?

  Oh, he's good.

• 0:08Mark Normand?

  He's good.

• 0:09Sam Morril?

  All these LA photographers were leading off. Yeah. What, 12 bad photos of me. Why are we doing this?

• 0:14Mark Normand?

  I know. It's like the beginning of Batman.

• 0:18Sam Morril?

  It's like a funhouse mirror.

• 0:20Speaker 02

  Some innovation in this field, because otherwise it's just sort of like this picture over and over again.

• 0:23Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 0:24Speaker 02

  So I'm thankful to the Van Coronas of the world that do this sort of thing. This is a little over top, but like...

• 0:28Sam Morril?

  You know, it's clever, but it's just a lot.

• 0:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it's like when the newspaper spins in an old movie.

• 0:32Sam Morril?

  Yeah. Yeah, that was a wild week in LA, man. Are you still a little burnt out from it?

• 0:37Mark Normand?

  A little, but I'm back. I'm back.

• 0:39Sam Morril?

  Lot of drinking.

• 0:40Mark Normand?

  Lot of drinking. And then we were so busy. We had a full dance card. We'd wake up, podcast at 10:30 in the morning. Then we'd have another one at 1:00, then shows that night.

• 0:49Sam Morril?

  Then that Netflix brunch.

• 0:50Mark Normand?

  Oh, the brunch!

• 0:51Sam Morril?

  The brunch was crazy.

• 0:52Mark Normand?

  I could do an hour on the brunch.

• 0:54Sam Morril?

  I mean, talking to Sarandos. Nice guy.

• 0:56Mark Normand?

  Great guy. Hell of a Greek. Cool guy.

• 0:59Sam Morril?

  Nice place.

• 1:00Mark Normand?

  Great place. He's got like a Shangri-La over there.

• 1:02Sam Morril?

  The Paris.

• 1:03Mark Normand?

  Yeah. And a beautiful tent, horrible food. Come on, Ted.

• 1:08Sam Morril?

  The food grew on me.

• 1:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:10Sam Morril?

  He was pandering with that menu a little bit.

• 1:11Mark Normand?

  A little bit, yeah.

• 1:12Sam Morril?

  I mean, you got the fried chicken, you got the fucking waffles.

• 1:16Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17Sam Morril?

  If they had grape soda, I would have been like, dude.

• 1:20Speaker 02

  Give me some details about the schmooze there.

• 1:22Sam Morril?

  That fucking, those waffles were good, though.

• 1:24Mark Normand?

  Very good waffles.

• 1:25Sam Morril?

  I could do an hour on the waffles. No, the schmooze was crazy. I mean, it was a real who's who. Everyone, you get Letterman, Eddie Murphy.

• 1:32Mark Normand?

  Sandler, Seinfeld, Rock, Chappelle.

• 1:34Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:35Speaker 02

  Did people click up, or were they all mixing?

• 1:37Mark Normand?

  There was some mixing.

• 1:38Sam Morril?

  It was very high school. And then when you're talking to one of the big dogs, it does feel like you're talking to a hot chick in a bar, and people just swarm for you to fuck up.

• 1:47Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:47Sam Morril?

  You know, like when we were talking to Sandler, they were circling us like vultures.

• 1:51Mark Normand?

  Totally, totally. And you feel like, it's like rare air. You're like, oh my god. You get it for a second, then he goes away. You're like, phew, that was crazy.

• 1:57Sam Morril?

  Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy. And then, um, that picture was pretty, a lot of drama in the picture.

• 2:03Mark Normand?

  Oh, my god, the picture.

• 2:04Sam Morril?

  They're pushing us all in. They take that one big group photo, and you know, we're all just like, just fucking take it.

• 2:09Mark Normand?

  I know. It grossed me out, watching people inch their way to the front so they could be more relevant. You look at me, I'm the exact last guy in the photo.

• 2:15Sam Morril?

  I'm in the corner.

• 2:16Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 2:17Sam Morril?

  I'm like, if you want to crop me out, go for it.

• 2:18Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 2:19Sam Morril?

  There was a couple, and there's always those climbers at the thing.

• 2:22Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 2:23Sam Morril?

  Where you're like, oh, you're fucking, oh, what are we doing? A bodega and soda?

• 2:26Mark Normand?

  Ooh, nothing wrong with that.

• 2:29Sam Morril?

  Cheers.

• 2:29Mark Normand?

  Alright, it's gonna be back in the Big Apple.

• 2:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah, look at that. If you zoom in, Sam's uh getting pushed out of the show business.

• 2:38Sam Morril?

  Where am I?

• 2:38Mark Normand?

  Completely to the right.

• 2:39Sam Morril?

  Yeah, there I am.

• 2:40Mark Normand?

  You got, you got Ronnie Chang, Spade.

• 2:42Sam Morril?

  Spade was uh, Spade was singing.

• 2:44Mark Normand?

  You got some good people near you. I got dumb Fahim.

• 2:47Speaker 02

  There's Mark way over there.

• 2:48Mark Normand?

  That's cause I, I felt weird climbing.

• 2:50Sam Morril?

  I just went where they told me to go. I was like, just wherever you wanna put me.

• 2:53Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I was, I was not even at the party at that point.

• 2:56Speaker 02

  I asked the photographer, I'm interested in how this was made.

• 3:00Mark Normand?

  It's uh bleachers, circular bleachers, and then they asked it to throw a ball.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Now, did they say, Ronnie Chang, you stand here?

• 3:07Mark Normand?

  Not really.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Or did it just like, get in there?

• 3:09Sam Morril?

  Why does he have bleachers in his home? Dogfighting. We all saw it. Come on.

• 3:13Mark Normand?

  Cockfight.

• 3:14Sam Morril?

  But uh, no, it was crazy, man. It, I mean, all these, look at all these, like, Jelly Roll, Bill Simmons is in there.

• 3:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah, what the hell, those two aren't funny.

• 3:25Mark Normand?

  Hey, there's Jeff Garland for that. No, I'm just kidding. Alright.

• 3:28Sam Morril?

  Garland wants on the pod.

• 3:29Mark Normand?

  Oh, great, alright.

• 3:30Sam Morril?

  He stopped me on the way out.

• 3:31Mark Normand?

  Well, we can just put cardboard cutouts of us and have him do the talking.

• 3:36Sam Morril?

  Um, what else?

• 3:37Speaker 02

  The ball toss, did they do this four times? Cause I imagine somebody's face was covered.

• 3:41Sam Morril?

  I was like, I'm not doing this shit.

• 3:42Mark Normand?

  I think we did two or three, two or three ball tosses. Yeah, it was well done. It was a big rig with a tripod. Yeah.

• 3:50Sam Morril?

  Yeah, and then uh, I mean, we gotta tell the Jerry story. That was awesome.

• 3:54Mark Normand?

  Oh, which one? Were I bombed?

• 3:56Sam Morril?

  Yeah, we're, we're talking to Jerry and uh, Janelle James comes over and she goes, introduce me. So I kinda find an opening. I go, uh, Jerry, this is a very funny comedian. And Mark goes, Monique. And Jerry just goes, not funny.

• 4:10Mark Normand?

  Not, he goes, that's not funny. It's the exact opposite of what you wanna hear.

• 4:14Sam Morril?

  We all laugh when he's like.

• 4:15Mark Normand?

  She laughed too, by the way.

• 4:16Sam Morril?

  She laughed. And, and then, you know. But Jerry loves you for, I mean, I feel like he, it was like a Big Brother type thing where he's like, he loves, he loves you, you can't help it. It wasn't like, actually like, fuck you. It was more like, god damn it, Mark.

• 4:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 4:30Sam Morril?

  It was more like, like brotherly.

• 4:31Mark Normand?

  Totally. He gets it, he gets it. But she laughed, all, all good.

• 4:35Sam Morril?

  It was good.

• 4:36Mark Normand?

  It's a joke at the end of the day. And then we gotta talk about the wife. Who might have a crush on you, by the way. This.

• 4:41Sam Morril?

  Nah, I don't think so.

• 4:41Mark Normand?

  There was something in the air.

• 4:42Sam Morril?

  I turned down a, a flight on the PJ, dude.

• 4:46Mark Normand?

  Well, tell the whole story. Give them the context.

• 4:48Sam Morril?

  They, uh, they come over. They said, you wanna, she goes, you wanna fly back with us tomorrow morning on the private jet? And I was just like, hell yes. And Mark goes, it was an empty gesture. And I go, I don't think it was empty.

• 4:58Mark Normand?

  Well, well, well, hold on, hold on. She goes, you guys wanna come back on the jet? And she goes, I have your number. I'll text you. And I'm like, oh my God, Sam's in, but she doesn't have my number.

• 5:07Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 5:08Mark Normand?

  And I was, I was flying back at 8 a.m. already, but you had another gig, so you couldn't do it.

• 5:13Sam Morril?

  I had Julian Edelman's podcast and you can't bail on your boy.

• 5:15Mark Normand?

  No.

• 5:16Sam Morril?

  So, I, I, uh...

• 5:18Mark Normand?

  So I needed the flight, but you got the offer.

• 5:20Sam Morril?

  But then you, but then you couldn't do the flight anyway because...

• 5:22Mark Normand?

  That's true. I forgot my passport like an idiot, so I had to fly on a red eye.

• 5:25Sam Morril?

  But, but he says it was an empty gesture. And then she texts me, are you coming?

• 5:29Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 5:30Sam Morril?

  So it wasn't empty.

• 5:31Mark Normand?

  No.

• 5:31Sam Morril?

  Neither of us got to do the private jet. But we got the offer.

• 5:33Mark Normand?

  We got the, and she DM'd me.

• 5:35Sam Morril?

  Did she? What'd she say?

• 5:36Mark Normand?

  She said, uh, here's my tits.

• 5:37Sam Morril?

  It was only for Sam.

• 5:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah. No, she said, uh... Huh?

• 5:41Speaker 02

  What time did she DM?

• 5:42Mark Normand?

  Probably like 10 p.m. or so. I think she was like, oh, I offered to him. I have his number. I don't have his number. Let me DM. So it wasn't empty, so I take it all back.

• 5:51Sam Morril?

  We both got an offer.

• 5:52Mark Normand?

  But again, she offered. I don't even know if Jerry wanted this.

• 5:55Sam Morril?

  Yeah, we, we pull up and he's just like...

• 5:57Mark Normand?

  Exactly. I kept picturing that. So, fine, very nice.

• 6:01Sam Morril?

  We just show up at 8 a.m. Let's bounce some bits. He just takes a gun out.

• 6:06Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 6:06Sam Morril?

  Dude, yeah, no, that would, that would have been a long, uh, it's a long flight.

• 6:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 6:12Sam Morril?

  I've never hung out with Jerry for that long, so I would be a little nervous.

• 6:14Mark Normand?

  And there's nowhere to go. He can't really, he can't really get away.

• 6:17Sam Morril?

  But he's also very direct. Like, if he's like, I wanna go to sleep, he'd just go, or if he'd be like, I feel like reading the paper. You, I feel like you could just do your own thing.

• 6:24Mark Normand?

  Totally, totally.

• 6:25Sam Morril?

  It don't wanna be that bad.

• 6:26Mark Normand?

  No, no, I would have loved to do it.

• 6:28Sam Morril?

  I would have loved to.

• 6:29Mark Normand?

  We appreciate it.

• 6:30Sam Morril?

  Awesome offer.

• 6:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah. So, I'm sitting around the Comedy Store and I'm like, ah, my flight's at 8 a.m. You're already pissed off. It means you gotta get to the airport at 7. It's in Inglewood. You gotta leave at 6. You gotta wake up at 5:30. You wanna kill yourself. And then, I'm checking in, scanned passport.

• 6:46Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 6:47Sam Morril?

  Yeah, you've only been doing this 20 years. He doesn't know to bring a fucking passport to Canada.

• 6:51Mark Normand?

  No passport, so I told my agent, he's like, the only thing you can do is fly back on a red eye, get your passport, and then get back on a flight to Canada.

• 6:59Sam Morril?

  I love it. I love that these agents always do it like, all you have to do is suffer for a few days. I'm still taking my percentage.

• 7:04Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 7:04Sam Morril?

  We're doing the fucking grunt work.

• 7:06Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 7:07Sam Morril?

  They have no problem telling you to not sleep for two days.

• 7:09Mark Normand?

  And how about Bobby Lee's like, cancel it. I'm like, the gig's at eight hours, it's sold out, it's a casino, I gotta do it. He's like, no passport, cancel it, so.

• 7:17Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 7:18Mark Normand?

  I still did it. Suck it, Bobby. This ain't Mad TV anymore, some of us need to work.

• 7:23Sam Morril?

  You're a fucking animal, you have to.

• 7:24Mark Normand?

  I had to do it.

• 7:25Sam Morril?

  You can't bail on a sold out gig.

• 7:26Mark Normand?

  But now I land in New York at 8 a.m., I'm like, ugh, I go home.

• 7:30Sam Morril?

  Did you sleep at all on the flight?

• 7:31Mark Normand?

  Well, that's the other thing. So I was like, I gotta get some sleep. We haven't slept in three days, we've been drinking for a week. I gotta get some sleep. So I go around the Comedy Store, I'm like, anybody here got some Xanax? And they're all like, talk to Reggie, he's the drug guy. So there's this squirrely, uh, squirrely.

• 7:45Sam Morril?

  The 80s are back, baby.

• 7:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 7:47Sam Morril?

  You want some fucking drugs at a comedy club, you're getting them.

• 7:50Mark Normand?

  I talked to this young kid, he's like a 21-year-old door guy at the store, and I go, hey, I heard you're the drug guy. He goes, I got some Klonopin. I go, great. He goes, but it's at my house. And I go, ah, that's no good. So there's a fan over here, he overhears everything, and he goes, I'll drive. So the kid goes, I guess I can take my break. We jump in the dirtiest car I've ever been in my life, I'm pushing trash out of the way. I'm in the backseat.

• 8:11Sam Morril?

  This would have been a great abduction story.

• 8:14Sam Morril?

  Mark's got a Gimp mask on, he's like, woo.

• 8:18Mark Normand?

  Yeah, they're telling me their life story, this guy's fucking weaving all over traffic, horrible driver. We pull up to this kid's house a couple miles away, it's probably like a 10-minute drive, not bad. But he just does a crazy U-turn on Sunset. We get to this kid's house, he runs in, his mom's like, ma, what are you doing at home? He's like, shut up, mom. She's in a house dress, a cat's running around. He grabs the Klonopin, he comes back in the car, he throws him out, he goes, get the fuck out of here. So then we drive off, we go back to the store, he goes back to work, and I go to the LAX.

• 8:44Sam Morril?

  It's weird, because your use of drugs is actually responsible.

• 8:47Mark Normand?

  Thank you.

• 8:48Sam Morril?

  I mean, you kind of do need to, you need to sleep for the gig.

• 8:50Mark Normand?

  You need it.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  He got in a stranger's car to get drugs.

• 8:52Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I'm trying to defend my friend here, what do you want?

• 8:55Mark Normand?

  But I'll tell you, I took that Klonopin on the flight.

• 8:58Sam Morril?

  He's like, wait, which shape was that pill you took?

• 9:01Mark Normand?

  That was fentanyl.

• 9:02Sam Morril?

  No dude, I-

• 9:03Mark Normand?

  I slept the whole flight.

• 9:04Sam Morril?

  I felt so bad for you. I was like, it's one of those things where you're like, I, I got fucking loaded that night you left too. I was pounding Bodega Cat in the green room. It was fun. Fluffy was drinking it with us.

• 9:13Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 9:13Sam Morril?

  Tonight he was like, this is fucking smooth. You know, everyone's pounding it. Everyone except Burt weirdly.

• 9:18Mark Normand?

  I know, sober Burt strikes again.

• 9:20Sam Morril?

  Yeah, Kroll was having some. I think Kroll was having Bodega Cat. He was drinking something.

• 9:23Mark Normand?

  Hell yeah.

• 9:24Sam Morril?

  Everyone was having some booze and uh-

• 9:25Mark Normand?

  I love it.

• 9:26Sam Morril?

  And uh-

• 9:27Mark Normand?

  Matt Rife, does he drink?

• 9:28Sam Morril?

  I don't think he does.

• 9:30Mark Normand?

  He's too handsome to drink.

• 9:31Sam Morril?

  Simon Rex had some.

• 9:32Mark Normand?

  Oh, look at Simon.

• 9:33Sam Morril?

  Yeah, holy shit. And, and I gave him a fuck, marry, kill. Fuck all you motherfuckers.

• 9:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 9:39Sam Morril?

  Cause I know I'm dead. But uh, you look at that. Yeah, no, Rife was fun, man. Yeah, he had a, he had a funny riff on Shaq. It was something about uh, how he's anti-slavery, but if he saw Shaq in the 1860s, he would have been like, that one.

• 9:51Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's great.

• 9:52Sam Morril?

  That's pretty good, right?

• 9:53Mark Normand?

  That's great.

• 9:54Sam Morril?

  I cracked up. I had a couple good zings on Shaq, but Burt was like roast Shaq. And I was like, you gotta prep for this thing.

• 9:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, of course.

• 9:59Sam Morril?

  I can't just come in and, I'm not just gonna like riff roast a legend.

• 10:02Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 10:03Sam Morril?

  So I, I threw a couple at him. I got a few laughs. Luckily, I went on stage after Shaq, Burt and Gabriel Iglesias were on. I was like, how the fuck did the stage not sink? And then uh, immediately went into zings. I said like Shaq looks like Burt's liver.

• 10:16Mark Normand?

  Oh, nice, nice.

• 10:17Sam Morril?

  Something about uh, Shaq, uh, I said uh, inside the NBA and uh, won't go to AA.

• 10:25Mark Normand?

  Ah, there you go.

• 10:26Sam Morril?

  And then the one that really popped was like, we know Shaq didn't go on any Diddy parties, cause he would have needed too much baby oil.

• 10:30Mark Normand?

  Ay.

• 10:31Sam Morril?

  That one hit me as he was lotioning up in the green room. And I was like, holy shit, this guy uses a lot of lotion.

• 10:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah, jeez.

• 10:37Sam Morril?

  He's a big fucking dude.

• 10:38Mark Normand?

  That's a full barrel.

• 10:39Sam Morril?

  He looks, he's pretty fit again though, actually. I mean, look at him. He's pretty, I mean, for a dude that big.

• 10:43Mark Normand?

  And that old, he's hanging in there.

• 10:45Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 10:45Mark Normand?

  Good for him.

• 10:46Sam Morril?

  He walked in the green room, saw my Knicks shirt and goes, fuck the Knicks.

• 10:48Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 10:50Sam Morril?

  But then he was cool. He was like, as he shook my hand, he did it to every comment, but he was like, I'm a fan. I was like, that's nice to hear.

• 10:54Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 10:55Sam Morril?

  Even if he's full of shit, it was nice. But then he goes, uh, fuck the Knicks. And I was like, come on. He goes, fuck him. I was like, you don't like Brunson? He goes, Brunson's cool.

• 11:02Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 11:03Sam Morril?

  And then I was like, how about OG? He's like, OG's great. Like, he slowly warmed up a little.

• 11:06Mark Normand?

  There we go.

• 11:07Sam Morril?

  He's just, Shaq's a troll dude.

• 11:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:09Sam Morril?

  That's part of what he does. I mean-

• 11:11Mark Normand?

  You're loving for it.

• 11:12Sam Morril?

  I mean, he's so fucking likeable Shaq.

• 11:14Mark Normand?

  Duck, duck in the head. That's great. That's a great shot. He looks like he's getting hauled off to jail.

• 11:19Sam Morril?

  Oh damn.

• 11:21Mark Normand?

  Jeez, I love how Burt sober still looks rough. Pull Burt up again.

• 11:25Sam Morril?

  He's lost a lot of weight.

• 11:26Mark Normand?

  Wow. What'd he look like before? No, fuck it with you, Bird. Bird's healthy. Good for him. Alright. Good time. Wow, that's a fun show. There's probably an earthquake joke in there too with Fluffy and Bird and Shaq.

• 11:41Speaker 02

  Theo was there?

• 11:42Mark Normand?

  I don't remember that photo at all. Jesus Christ.

• 11:44Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 11:45Mark Normand?

  Good lord. Yeah, what a, it's like you said, it was a blur. LA was a fucking blur. That was Rachel cracking me up.

• 11:51Sam Morril?

  It was a blur, man. That was crazy. But...

• 11:54Mark Normand?

  These are great pics.

• 11:55Sam Morril?

  Three... Oh, that's a classic.

• 11:57Mark Normand?

  Classic!

• 11:58Sam Morril?

  Get that up in the studio. That's a banger.

• 11:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah, good idea. List knows how to take a photo now.

• 12:02Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 12:03Mark Normand?

  I think you get called ugly enough, you can really get ready for a photo. He knows how to do it.

• 12:09Speaker 02

  This is an interesting after Mary kill.

• 12:12Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:13Sam Morril?

  It's really preference, I think, at a certain point.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 12:16Sam Morril?

  But, you know, uh, yeah, the Knicks games were fun as hell. I got a crew at Barney's Beanery every game.

• 12:22Mark Normand?

  Swartson?

• 12:22Sam Morril?

  Every day, dude. Yeah, Swartson pulled up every fucking day.

• 12:25Mark Normand?

  Was it packed in there?

• 12:27Sam Morril?

  It wasn't that bad, because the games were at 4pm.

• 12:30Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 12:30Sam Morril?

  So, man, it was fun to watch with a bunch of Knicks fans in a bar. Good times, man.

• 12:35Mark Normand?

  I know. I wanted to go, but I forgot about the time change. So, I was like, I had day pods.

• 12:39Sam Morril?

  God doesn't know about time changes. He doesn't know about passports. He's a fucking disaster.

• 12:43Mark Normand?

  I just thought the Knicks played at 7 or 8 all the time. I didn't know they went to 4pm in LA. That's a crazy time for a basketball game.

• 12:49Sam Morril?

  It is crazy.

• 12:50Mark Normand?

  But, here's the crazy part. I landed 8am in New York. I go home to get my passport. You know, I walk in, the wife feeding the baby. She's like, "What the fuck are you doing here?" So, I got to bang the wife, play with the baby, then I gotta mix those up.

• 13:04Sam Morril?

  I thought you were gonna say, I walked, I walked in, she's with Shaq. I was like, "What the fuck?"

• 13:09Mark Normand?

  Uh, yeah, then I, you know, we had a little time at the house, go home, or go to Canada and do a gig.

• 13:14Sam Morril?

  Did she come with you?

• 13:15Mark Normand?

  No, no. She was, she was like, she had plans.

• 13:17Sam Morril?

  That's the good thing about Toronto, is you're there in an hour.

• 13:19Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 13:20Sam Morril?

  Barring any weird shit, but Toronto's a pretty cool city.

• 13:22Mark Normand?

  It was cool, but it was, it was a place called Casino Rama. So, you have to land, then do a two-hour...

• 13:27Sam Morril?

  Ooh, that is a fucking brutal travel day, dude.

• 13:30Mark Normand?

  It was a brutal travel day, for sure.

• 13:31Sam Morril?

  You took two flights and a two-hour drive?

• 13:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 13:33Sam Morril?

  And then did an hour.

• 13:34Mark Normand?

  Then did a casino with new stuff. Animals, and this is like, deep, I don't even know what town this is called. Um, but, they were great, nice crowd, and, uh, yeah, fun times.

• 13:46Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  We did some podcasts while we were there.

• 13:48Sam Morril?

  Yeah, Anthony Jeselnik.

• 13:50Mark Normand?

  We've been dying to get Jez for years.

• 13:52Sam Morril?

  We got, uh, Kevin Nealon.

• 13:53Mark Normand?

  Kevin Nealon, the legend.

• 13:54Sam Morril?

  And Bobby Lee, but that one's not coming out for a while.

• 13:57Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, Hulu.

• 13:58Sam Morril?

  His people.

• 14:00Mark Normand?

  I was so hungover on that one, I really.

• 14:02Sam Morril?

  I was, I was hurting every day, dude.

• 14:04Mark Normand?

  He kinda carried it. I'm wearing my Sarandos outfit.

• 14:07Sam Morril?

  Oh yeah, same here.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  Sammy showed up in a t-shirt with a Sarandos.

• 14:11Sam Morril?

  It's a nice t-shirt. It's a Jalen Brunson t-shirt.

• 14:14Mark Normand?

  Standing next to Sandler, you were basically wearing a tuxedo. He's got an orange hoodie and a Hawaiian shirt.

• 14:20Sam Morril?

  Also, it was like, fucking 110 degrees in that tent, I didn't know.

• 14:23Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 14:24Sam Morril?

  I mean, Louis was sweating through his shirt like crazy.

• 14:26Mark Normand?

  Woo, he looked rough. Holy hell.

• 14:29Sam Morril?

  I don't, I didn't know you had to dress up for this thing. I thought it was just kind of a casual.

• 14:32Mark Normand?

  I think they, they said like, springtime nice, or something, they had some word for it.

• 14:37Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 14:38Mark Normand?

  But, fun.

• 14:38Sam Morril?

  I missed out on the, on the memo there. But, yeah, that was a fun, it was a fun, quick LA trip. How about that roast? That was wild.

• 14:46Mark Normand?

  Woo!

• 14:46Sam Morril?

  I didn't wa, I just saw the clips, but the clips I thought were pretty funny. Everyone seems, everyone's gonna be mad, but, uh.

• 14:51Mark Normand?

  People are mad. Comedians are mad, which is so strange.

• 14:53Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 14:54Mark Normand?

  Um, I, I, a friend of mine, black guy, was like, this roast was awesome, my favorite roast. This roast felt like a, like a Jerry Springer vibe. Like it had some hatred, some screaming, some.

• 15:03Sam Morril?

  It is weird when they hate each other.

• 15:05Mark Normand?

  It is a little tense.

• 15:06Sam Morril?

  It gets funny and it's kind of exciting, but it's also like, I walked in to watch, uh, some of Chelsea Handler's set at the store when she was working it out, and one of her writers turned to me and goes, "Are you a spy?" And I was like, "A spy?"

• 15:18Mark Normand?

  Relax.

• 15:19Sam Morril?

  That's the tone of the roast.

• 15:20Mark Normand?

  It's a roast, it's fun.

• 15:21Sam Morril?

  You think, you think I'm like, "Hey, May Day, May Day."

• 15:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah. She's doing this, Tony, get her.

• 15:27Sam Morril?

  It's like, I don't give a shit, do your joke. I think it's lame to report, of course I'm not gonna do that, but, uh.

• 15:32Mark Normand?

  But there were some amazing jokes, I gotta say. Everybody had a great set, everybody had a, well, not, not the actors, all the actors suck. Tiana Taylor and Regina Hall was a big, big waste of time.

• 15:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 15:42Mark Normand?

  But.

• 15:43Sam Morril?

  Good actors, but.

• 15:44Mark Normand?

  Good actors. But yeah, the, some of the roast jokes were like, oh, I mean, top notch. Some of the best jokes I've ever heard.

• 15:51Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it is funny though. Like, I thought Che's post was funny. I thought his post about Michael Che is like, it was like a news story. They loved it. Everything, they just pour gas in the flames.

• 16:00Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 16:00Sam Morril?

  But I thought he was being facetious. I thought he was having fun with it, where he said how like, black people roast you with like, uh, you know, look at this guy's shoes.

• 16:08Mark Normand?

  So true.

• 16:09Sam Morril?

  And, and white guys are like, telling dark family secrets. That is funny.

• 16:12Mark Normand?

  That's why your mom hung herself, you know, you're like, jeez.

• 16:15Sam Morril?

  It is funny that where you're like, the, the levels to where you're just like, one guy roasts up and it's like a play on words and kinda sweet. And then the next guy goes up and is like, wasn't your baby stillborn? And you're like, whoa.

• 16:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Everything was jugular. It was all right to the, there was no fun puns or silliness. It was just like, I don't like you and I'm gonna take you down.

• 16:33Sam Morril?

  I have kind of a theory why people are offended or annoyed.

• 16:37Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 16:37Sam Morril?

  And it's not like a super hot take or anything, but I think when the roasts were like on Comedy Central, it was kind of the only place that crazy shit was happening. Because YouTube and Instagram, that wasn't like, as big a thing. Meanwhile, like now, it's like, roasts are supposed to be no, no holds barred, but like now, I feel like everything kinda is.

• 16:54Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 16:55Sam Morril?

  Like, a lot of comedy is like, going for the jugular now.

• 16:57Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 16:57Sam Morril?

  So it's not as much as like a special thing.

• 16:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:00Sam Morril?

  But.

• 17:01Mark Normand?

  You're saying we're kinda numb to?

• 17:02Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 17:03Mark Normand?

  Stuff now?

• 17:03Sam Morril?

  I think it's not as special.

• 17:05Mark Normand?

  Oh, 100%.

• 17:06Sam Morril?

  But roast should still be no holds barred. I think every joke should be. I do, I do kinda don't, I don't always love when it's not the friends. Like, I think it should be friends doing it.

• 17:16Mark Normand?

  I agree. Or at least acquaintances, you know, cause it.

• 17:19Sam Morril?

  Like, Big Jay made sense because he's like, they've known each other forever. There's a history and stuff. Uh, but it is weird. And I'm not taking away everyone, the clips aside, everyone killed it this season.

• 17:29Mark Normand?

  Killer, some killer stuff.

• 17:30Sam Morril?

  But, uh, it is weird to just have like, hired guns show up. It's impersonal.

• 17:35Mark Normand?

  Yeah. And the, the, when I saw the writers, I was like, oh, no wonder it was so dark. It's Mullin, it's Amico, it's St. Germain, it's Lawrence. Those, those guys.

• 17:42Sam Morril?

  JP McDade. These are like, these are legit snipers. These are.

• 17:45Mark Normand?

  Killers.

• 17:45Sam Morril?

  These are great writers.

• 17:48Mark Normand?

  Great writers, yeah. But that definitely felt different than the Brady roast. I s- I told you last night.

• 17:53Sam Morril?

  Were his boys, though.

• 17:55Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 17:55Sam Morril?

  It was Julian Edelman. It was, uh, bled so. It was like so personal.

• 17:59Mark Normand?

  Right, but you saw Schultz, you had Tony, you had, uh, Nikki.

• 18:03Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but it was more of a mix, I feel like.

• 18:05Mark Normand?

  It was more of a mix. But this rose felt like, like that Brady Rose felt professional. It was like when Obama and Romney debated. You know, it was classy. This one felt like Trump and Biden debating, just off the rails. I'm a better golf player. It was just like, we don't like each other. There was no handshake, no nothing. Like Shane brought up Chelsea as saying she was hanging out with Epstein. Not even a joke. He's just like, get her in trouble. Fuck her.

• 18:30Sam Morril?

  That was like a norm type moment.

• 18:32Mark Normand?

  Totally, totally.

• 18:33Sam Morril?

  This person at dinner, look it up. That was like a fucking hilarious line.

• 18:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. Crazy.

• 18:38Sam Morril?

  I mean, look.

• 18:39Mark Normand?

  They're like, Pete's dad's dead. Ha, ha, ha, in 9/11.

• 18:42Sam Morril?

  I will say, Pete is a fucking champ for the shit he takes.

• 18:44Mark Normand?

  Oh, my god.

• 18:45Sam Morril?

  I don't know if he gets enough credit for how much shit he takes. Like, just casually, like, your dad died in a fire. That's pretty fucked up.

• 18:51Mark Normand?

  Never complains either.

• 18:53Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 18:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he's, he's, he had some great jokes, too.

• 18:56Sam Morril?

  Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's funny, you could tell just who hates each other and who's just playful.

• 19:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:01Sam Morril?

  I kinda like the, I kinda like, I tell what we say, keep it surface, man. Jesus Christ. It is funny that you're like, digging into someone's like, how can I hurt this person? To me, that's like not the spirit of a rose.

• 19:12Mark Normand?

  Yes, and it was hurtful. It was MG, MGK.

• 19:16Sam Morril?

  Yeah, and some double D's.

• 19:18Mark Normand?

  Ooh. What's wrong with that?

• 19:22Sam Morril?

  But, uh...

• 19:23Mark Normand?

  I wonder if she's happy she, she didn't do it.

• 19:25Sam Morril?

  Nikki?

• 19:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 19:27Sam Morril?

  I mean, it's kinda cool to just crush it and then be like, I'm done with that.

• 19:30Mark Normand?

  I think so, too.

• 19:32Sam Morril?

  I mean...

• 19:33Mark Normand?

  Left on a high note and boosted her career. Like, I wonder if Big J will go to theaters now?

• 19:37Sam Morril?

  Yeah, maybe.

• 19:37Mark Normand?

  That's pretty cool.

• 19:38Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 19:39Mark Normand?

  Good for him. It's nice.

• 19:41Sam Morril?

  He was hilarious. That Keith thing was like, was great.

• 19:43Mark Normand?

  Keith was great.

• 19:44Sam Morril?

  I mean...

• 19:44Mark Normand?

  And he was there.

• 19:46Sam Morril?

  It is funny, because I remember we used to do roast battle and shit, and it's so like...

• 19:50Mark Normand?

  It was dark.

• 19:50Sam Morril?

  It was so savage.

• 19:52Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 19:52Sam Morril?

  That's the other thing that was like, I don't know, like, roasting is, it does, it just doesn't feel... As special?

• 20:01Mark Normand?

  No, of course not.

• 20:02Sam Morril?

  I mean, because they just oversaturated with roast battle and all this shit. And then like, you know, you'd see that it's not the same skill as stand up because like, open micers were fucking great at roasting.

• 20:11Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 20:11Sam Morril?

  There'd be open micers on roast battle were like, that was a good fucking bit. It's easier to write about other people than yourself.

• 20:17Mark Normand?

  Yeah, well, Colin Quinn always had the great point. He's like, if you're not good at stand up, but you're a great roaster, just roast yourself in your act.

• 20:23Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but Colin's actually like incredible at that. It's hard to be that, that self, that level of self-awareness is fucking painful.

• 20:29Mark Normand?

  That's the problem.

• 20:30Sam Morril?

  Like Colin will tell stories where like, that's, his De Niro bomb story is incredible. But that level of self-reflection, you're like, oh my God, that would, that's, that hurts.

• 20:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but he also did a stern roast and killed.

• 20:41Sam Morril?

  Yeah, well, he's a great comic.

• 20:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I can't remember, I think they were roasting Artie maybe?

• 20:45Sam Morril?

  Artie or Stern. I mean, I remember, I mean, DePaulo and Geraldo had some great sets on that.

• 20:49Mark Normand?

  Yep, yep.

• 20:50Sam Morril?

  DePaulo had some dark shit on that one.

• 20:52Mark Normand?

  Well, that was bad when you wrote your own jokes. Like you came in there with papers and it was all your shit.

• 20:56Sam Morril?

  I think like if I ever did one of these, I'd want to at least be a big part of it.

• 21:00Mark Normand?

  Totally.

• 21:00Sam Morril?

  I think, I think a lot of these comics were though.

• 21:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 21:02Sam Morril?

  I would think, I mean, like when we did the Netflix roast of the year, we were like, we had help, but we were fucking putting our own shit in there too.

• 21:08Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 21:09Sam Morril?

  I think you need help. I mean, you gotta take, they have writers for a reason. But like, I want to be a part of this. I want to, I want to add my own shit.

• 21:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and what's cool about these is, uh, Bert called me and he's like, we gotta talk about the roast. And he said, I was, Bert was in the room and he's like, a lot of people bombed in the room, but it worked on TV.

• 21:25Sam Morril?

  Oh, really?

• 21:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah, so that's very interesting. Like Shane had a joke about Lizzo. People say Lizzo's washed up. The term is beached, which I love that joke. And on, on the internet that went crazy viral, but in the room, he's like, okay, nothing on that? Great, moving on. And, uh,

• 21:40Sam Morril?

  Did they cut nothing on that?

• 21:41Mark Normand?

  No, no, it's all in there. I saw it live. And, uh, he's like, okay, fuck you guys. Let's keep going. But, so in the room it didn't hit, but at home I watched it on TV and I'm like, that's gold.

• 21:51Sam Morril?

  I love that Shane does that, by the way. I love like, some, some people will tell you, when you're on TV, never act like you're fucking bombing. How?

• 21:59Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 21:59Sam Morril?

  You have to, you have to at least, like I, I want, I'd rather think that I'm like, I'd rather think that they, if they think I suck, I want them to at least think I know, they know I'm like self-aware.

• 22:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah, of course.

• 22:09Sam Morril?

  I don't want to be up there like, I always hated the comics who were like bombing with a smile.

• 22:13Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, right.

• 22:15Sam Morril?

  Like fucking, you don't want to be too much on that shit, but a little of it.

• 22:18Mark Normand?

  A little, yeah, show you're in the room. Like his SNLs, he at one point he had a joke, not get what he wanted, and he was like, "Okay, you guys hate me, I get it."

• 22:26Sam Morril?

  Well, that was, the second one was a tough crowd, I thought.

• 22:29Mark Normand?

  Oh, for sure.

• 22:30Sam Morril?

  Cause Shane, I saw Shane working that out at the Cellar, and I was like, "Oh, it's a funny set."

• 22:33Mark Normand?

  Funny, killer.

• 22:34Sam Morril?

  And he was like, "Really?" I'm like, "Nah." And then, and then I was like, "Yeah," I thought the crowd didn't give him a ton on that one.

• 22:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 22:38Sam Morril?

  But that SNL monologue is fucking...

• 22:41Mark Normand?

  It's changed.

• 22:42Sam Morril?

  I don't know how you do well on that. It's like, with edgy shit like him, I don't know.

• 22:47Mark Normand?

  No.

• 22:47Sam Morril?

  I even hate calling it edgy, but it's like, it's not like cookie cutter and it's not like trying to be cute.

• 22:51Mark Normand?

  Yeah, like Nate'll kill, Millennial kill, but if you go...

• 22:55Sam Morril?

  Even Nate though, it took a while. It took like, you had to get warmed up a little bit, cause Nate has that unique rhythm. It takes a second, I think.

• 23:01Mark Normand?

  It takes a second. That crowd is not great, and they're, they're so nervous. There's like an HR vibe in that crowd. And so, anything a little off-color, they're like, "Whoa, what was that?"

• 23:10Sam Morril?

  It's NBC.

• 23:11Mark Normand?

  It's NBC.

• 23:12Sam Morril?

  I mean, you remember like, don't you think our worst late-night sets back in the day were like Fallon or Colbert?

• 23:17Mark Normand?

  Sure, Colbert was tough.

• 23:19Sam Morril?

  We did so much better on Conan.

• 23:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah, definitely.

• 23:22Sam Morril?

  It's also more of a like, stand-up vibe. Like, he kinda groomed the audience more for like, stand-up, I thought.

• 23:28Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I think so too, yeah, yeah.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, you watched all four hours. Who do you think had the set of the night?

• 23:33Sam Morril?

  I, you watched all four hours?

• 23:34Mark Normand?

  I was just at home, my baby fell asleep on me, so I had to, I couldn't move, so I was like, "I don't like..."

• 23:38Sam Morril?

  His first words are gonna be a slur.

• 23:42Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah, he said, "George Floyd."

• 23:46Mark Normand?

  Uh, I did love the George Floyd joke, by the way, but we don't have to get into each joke, but I thought Tony had the most jokes and the best jokes in a row. But Shane's Off the Cuff was gold, and I thought Jeff Ross had, had a lot of bangers. I loved the Keith, uh, the Keith thing was great. Um, I thought Kevin Hart was in a tough spot because everyone had done every joke already.

• 24:08Sam Morril?

  It's so hard to go there. That's the weird thing, it's like, it's your roast, but you, you will get these shitty spots.

• 24:12Mark Normand?

  The worst spot.

• 24:13Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 24:13Mark Normand?

  And he did the horror. terrible machine gun sound effect, which I hated. But Shane telling Tiana Taylor, like, thank God she's funny, cuz that.

• 24:21Sam Morril?

  No, she's hot.

• 24:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, I'm sorry. Thank God she's hot, cuz she is not funny at all. And I was, I spit my drink out, cuz you don't see that on TV. Like, this, this fat, doughy guy is like, let me, I get to finally trash this beautiful, A-list Hollywood actress. And he was right. She sucked.

• 24:38Sam Morril?

  He's a great host, too. That energy, like, that drinking guy kinda fun energy as a host.

• 24:43Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 24:43Sam Morril?

  And that kinda silly, will say anything. I mean, he's, he's perfect.

• 24:47Mark Normand?

  Yeah. But if you wanna talk crowd reaction, Cheryl Underwood had the biggest pop. She, she was like on a roll.

• 24:52Sam Morril?

  We met her at the brunch. She was cool.

• 24:54Mark Normand?

  Super cool, super nice. She got it. She kept telling us. She's like, it's all jokes. No one's offended. She's like, talk about my dead husband. I thought Chelsea looked amazing, and she, she, you can see when she's up there, she's so poised. Like, oh, she's a pro.

• 25:07Sam Morril?

  So funny when, um.

• 25:10Mark Normand?

  The Rock sucks.

• 25:11Sam Morril?

  Talk about dark jokes. When Tony said her husband killed himself. They've been together for years. He goes, I've been next to her a couple hours. I don't know how he made it that long. That's a funny joke.

• 25:22Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 25:22Sam Morril?

  I mean, that's one that you're like, she's laughing, thank God. If she's not laughing at that, you're like, fuck.

• 25:28Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 25:29Sam Morril?

  But that's, uh, I thought I laughed at that. I didn't see the whole roast, I saw some clips, but I was, I cracked up.

• 25:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah. But people are like, some of the jokes are racist. You're like, of course. Of course they're racist. There's a lot of racist jokes. Racism is hilarious.

• 25:41Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 25:42Mark Normand?

  White, black, Asian, Jew. That's what we're doing here.

• 25:45Sam Morril?

  Yeah. It's just like, you know, it, I guess, what is it? Every two years now they're doing a roast?

• 25:51Mark Normand?

  Sounds like it. They do so well. But see, the winner is Netflix, is everybody's talking about it. Good, bad, backlash, praise. It's all talk. So they're, they're, they're cleaning up. Remember Jeff Ross's old joke about Shaq? Uh, I saw him trying to peel the microphone. Yeah, I mean, he goes, if, oh Shaq, did you walk here? Your knuckles are bleeding. That's horribly racist, but why are you laughing? It's, it's racist, salacuse. What are you laughing for?

• 26:16Sam Morril?

  Well, he's racist, that's why.

• 26:17Mark Normand?

  Ah, okay. I know you're not allowed to say that, but racism in the right context is hilarious. I'm sorry, I know that's a tough thing to swallow.

• 26:24Sam Morril?

  When you know the person's not racist and you know the intent is just to make them laugh, there's something kind of fun about it.

• 26:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah, of course.

• 26:31Sam Morril?

  But, uh, yeah, I mean, these things are like every two years now, so maybe, I don't know. I, I wonder who they roast next. I remember they originally wanted to do Tyson, and he didn't want to hear three hours of "You're a rapist" jokes, so I think he backed out.

• 26:43Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I get that. But also, we roasted Kevin Hart with Tom Brady, we roasted Kevin Hart in Funny AF, and we roasted Kevin Hart on his own roast. It's like, we got enough Kevin Hart for a minute. We've roasted him three times in two years.

• 26:56Sam Morril?

  I want more Amex commercials.

• 26:59Mark Normand?

  And Chase Bank.

• 27:00Sam Morril?

  Yeah, whatever he's doing.

• 27:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 27:02Sam Morril?

  But, uh...

• 27:03Speaker 02

  Can we talk about the peak moment for me at the fest?

• 27:06Sam Morril?

  What was that?

• 27:07Speaker 02

  It was having Jezzlenek on the podcast.

• 27:10Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 27:11Speaker 02

  And at the very end, which I think is gonna play at the week after this, here, Mark farts.

• 27:16Mark Normand?

  Mmm.

• 27:17Speaker 02

  And Jezzlenek does not acknowledge it at all.

• 27:20Mark Normand?

  No, he did not.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  Stared, dead man stare, right off into space.

• 27:24Sam Morril?

  Was this on the pod?

• 27:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 27:25Sam Morril?

  I don't even remember. I'm so numb to your farts.

• 27:29Mark Normand?

  Quite the poker face on that guy.

• 27:31Sam Morril?

  He just, he, so he was displeased?

• 27:34Mark Normand?

  I guess.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  No reaction at all.

• 27:35Mark Normand?

  But that's displeased.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  I guess so. It was like he was being molested.

• 27:41Mark Normand?

  And he just went to a happy place?

• 27:42Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 27:43Mark Normand?

  Like Nate at least went, "Motherfucker." Like he had an angry, I think Jezzlenek was just like...

• 27:47Sam Morril?

  Nate was like a disappointed father when he farted on him. He was really upset.

• 27:51Mark Normand?

  I wrecked the car.

• 27:51Sam Morril?

  I've watched that clip more than any clip on our pod.

• 27:54Mark Normand?

  Same.

• 27:55Sam Morril?

  I've revisited it. I can't believe I wasn't in the room for it. I came in.

• 27:58Mark Normand?

  Really? You weren't?

• 27:59Sam Morril?

  I, I took a piss and I came right back in, and you said, I said, "I miss anything?" And you go, "Nate farted."

• 28:07Mark Normand?

  He did not care for it.

• 28:08Sam Morril?

  He didn't like it.

• 28:09Mark Normand?

  No, no.

• 28:09Sam Morril?

  That's not his humor.

• 28:10Mark Normand?

  I've sent him that clip before, and he's like, "Stop sending me this."

• 28:13Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 28:13Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he's not into it. Like, not even later.

• 28:17Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 28:18Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 28:18Sam Morril?

  He's gonna be on his deathbed and all these amazing memories are gonna come up, and then he's just gonna hear you going, "Hold on."

• 28:24Sam Morril?

  And he's gonna be like, "Ugh."

• 28:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Him, David Cross, and Jezzlecker are now my trio of fart haters.

• 28:30Sam Morril?

  Cross hated it?

• 28:31Mark Normand?

  Hated it. He almost kicked me off the pod. He's like, "You gotta go. This is crazy." And I had to like calm him down.

• 28:35Sam Morril?

  Did it smell bad?

• 28:36Mark Normand?

  No! He was just like, "What the fuck was that? Pull it up." I mean, it's a crazy clip, then he said the N-word two minutes later.

• 28:42Sam Morril?

  What?

• 28:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and I was like, "You're mad at me? You're saying the N-word." And he's like, "That's, that's different."

• 28:46Sam Morril?

  How is it di- that's way worse.

• 28:48Mark Normand?

  Yeah!

• 28:48Sam Morril?

  What the hell?

• 28:49Mark Normand?

  You think if Kramer farted at the Laugh Factory, he'd be canceled? I don't think so.

• 28:54Sam Morril?

  Most awkward podcast of all time?

• 28:57Mark Normand?

  You gonna bleep that N-word, or what? No, that's disgusting. Sorry. Well, I figured you're a comedian, you like a good fart joke.

• 29:05Speaker 03

  But that wasn't a joke. It was just a fart.

• 29:07Speaker 04

  Hey guys, so we have a fun one here.

• 29:09Mark Normand?

  All right, we don't have to get into the guy doing the breakdown.

• 29:13Sam Morril?

  What is weird? The world sucks right now.

• 29:15Mark Normand?

  I know, I know.

• 29:16Sam Morril?

  Let's take a deep dive into Mark Norman's problem farting on other comedians. David Cross looks unamused.

• 29:24Mark Normand?

  Yes. I know, it's like Planet Earth with Attenborough.

• 29:27Sam Morril?

  Oh, what is happening? So he was pissed?

• 29:29Mark Normand?

  He was pissed, and he shut the thing down for a second. Then we got back into it, he calmed down.

• 29:33Sam Morril?

  Why? I don't understand. Yeah, it's like gross, but it's not like a, it's not a fucking...

• 29:38Mark Normand?

  It's not malicious.

• 29:38Sam Morril?

  It's not a pod-ender.

• 29:39Mark Normand?

  Yeah. So then he says the N-word five minutes later. I was like, "You gonna bleep that?" I think he was quoting a rap song. Which, I don't care. I'm not like offended, I'm just saying...

• 29:48Speaker 03

  What a fucking nightmare that...

• 29:49Mark Normand?

  There we go.

• 29:49Speaker 03

  Sorry. Uh, yeah, it's a nightmare. I'm with you on that one.

• 29:53Mark Normand?

  He walks. He literally walks off.

• 29:55Sam Morril?

  He's not doing a bit.

• 29:56Mark Normand?

  He left the roof.

• 29:56Sam Morril?

  It's not a bit?

• 29:57Mark Normand?

  No, no. He was pissed. Then we had to shut down, and then...

• 30:00Speaker 03

  Egg wrap earlier.

• 30:00Mark Normand?

  I apologized.

• 30:01Speaker 03

  The egg, it'll get ya. Sorry, I should've given you some warning there, but I think I tilted it to the right.

• 30:07Speaker 05

  If you, if you, if you gave me a warning, I would've said, "You go out. The time is coming out."

• 30:12Speaker 03

  That's a good point.

• 30:13Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna clear Emma out of here. You're the one who needs to go out and fart in your own face.

• 30:18Speaker 03

  That's true. Sorry.

• 30:20Mark Normand?

  Did direct it to the right a little.

• 30:21Speaker 05

  No, you didn't. You went this way.

• 30:23Mark Normand?

  I went right leg up, didn't I?

• 30:25Speaker 05

  Roll it back, roll it back.

• 30:27Mark Normand?

  Alright, well, he's coming down.

• 30:28Sam Morril?

  It's the fucking JFK tape, what the hell?

• 30:31Sam Morril?

  There was a second farter.

• 30:35Mark Normand?

  It's a grassy hole.

• 30:37Sam Morril?

  Damn, he is fucking pissed.

• 30:39Mark Normand?

  He was pissed.

• 30:40Sam Morril?

  He's a tough, he's a tough one.

• 30:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he's a persnickety, for sure.

• 30:43Sam Morril?

  I definitely felt when he was on the pod, like, I don't think, I think people, you said it was well received, but like, I felt in the room, it was a little tight, a little tense.

• 30:50Mark Normand?

  It was definitely tense, for sure.

• 30:51Sam Morril?

  Like, I felt like he did not like us.

• 30:53Mark Normand?

  I just figured, I watched, I used to watch Mr. Show.

• 30:55Sam Morril?

  Same, I loved it.

• 30:56Mark Normand?

  It's crude, it's silly, it's ridiculous, so I was like, ah.

• 30:59Sam Morril?

  Oh dude, pull up David Cross farting Gary.

• 31:01Mark Normand?

  Ah, good point.

• 31:04Sam Morril?

  You remember this one?

• 31:05Mark Normand?

  No. Maybe it'll, it'll drug it.

• 31:10Mark Normand?

  But it was very juvenile. Ah geez, farting Gary.

• 31:13Sam Morril?

  You buried his own work with your fart.

• 31:16Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 31:18Mark Normand?

  Love's a good fart, here it is, is it?

• 31:19Sam Morril?

  No, this, what, wait, what does that mean? David Cross loves a good fart?

• 31:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah, what the hell?

• 31:24Sam Morril?

  This might be some hypocrisy.

• 31:25Mark Normand?

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• 33:40Mark Normand?

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• 37:03Mark Normand?

  Yee-haw.

• 37:06Sam Morril?

  Hold on, let's get to the bottom of it.

• 37:07Mark Normand?

  What the hell the title is called, Loves a Good Fart.

• 37:10Speaker 06

  Four of us, look at that. Since we're here, um, can I show you my mom farting? Sure.

• 37:15Mark Normand?

  This is huge, this is real?

• 37:16Speaker 06

  This is real. Okay. And this is genuine. We threw the TMZ stuff on it because I didn't want to steal my footage.

• 37:25Speaker 06

  Oh no.

• 37:27Mark Normand?

  Look, he's loving it.

• 37:31Mark Normand?

  This guy's an enigma.

• 37:32Speaker 06

  Wait a minute.

• 37:32Sam Morril?

  Whoa.

• 37:33Speaker 06

  Wait a minute.

• 37:34Mark Normand?

  Sorry.

• 37:37Speaker 06

  Is that for you? Is that your mom? That's my mom, yeah.

• 37:40Sam Morril?

  Tom's mom is hilarious.

• 37:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's his mom, wow.

• 37:43Sam Morril?

  So maybe, is it because you were in the room?

• 37:45Mark Normand?

  I guess, but, you know, if you laugh at Eddie Murphy, then he walks in the room and you go, "Get the fuck out." What does that say?

• 37:53Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 37:56Mark Normand?

  Farting Gary, Mr. Show, there it is. So this guy, uh, I guess he's changed.

• 38:04Sam Morril?

  Yeah, whatever.

• 38:05Mark Normand?

  He's not the man he used to be.

• 38:09Mark Normand?

  Alright, that's fine.

• 38:10Sam Morril?

  You're watching the international- No, we're good, we're good. We don't need to do a deep dive. David Cross is a hypocrite.

• 38:19Mark Normand?

  Just saying, I grew up, there's nothing funnier than a fart. I'm on a comedy podcast, I fart, I'm sorry.

• 38:25Sam Morril?

  I'm just numb to it, I don't, it doesn't, it's whatever to me.

• 38:28Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 38:28Sam Morril?

  Like, there's people I wouldn't do it in front of. I'm trying, I started seeing a girl and I'm like trying not to do it in front of her just to keep the romance alive.

• 38:36Mark Normand?

  That's fair.

• 38:37Sam Morril?

  I think once you start pooping and farting, it's just like, it opens a fucking, it opens a door to-

• 38:43Mark Normand?

  Agreed.

• 38:43Sam Morril?

  To like grossness.

• 38:44Mark Normand?

  I agree, I agree. But, I think once you're really serious, you can fart.

• 38:49Sam Morril?

  No, you can, but it's just like, the longer you can avoid it-

• 38:52Mark Normand?

  Ah, that's true.

• 38:53Sam Morril?

  I'll even go poop in another bathroom. I'm like, I don't want it to be, I don't want the door open, I don't-

• 38:57Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, I caught my wife shitting once and it was disappointing.

• 39:01Sam Morril?

  It was a bad one?

• 39:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, well, she's got like, um, lactose and all that, like-

• 39:06Sam Morril?

  Black what?

• 39:07Mark Normand?

  Lactose, she can't have dairy and she's gotta run to a bathroom and she has cheese.

• 39:11Sam Morril?

  I feel like everyone's got that shit.

• 39:11Mark Normand?

  I got an iron gut here, I could eat a shoe.

• 39:15Sam Morril?

  You don't ever get diarrhea from too much dairy?

• 39:18Mark Normand?

  Not really, no.

• 39:20Sam Morril?

  I just feel like if I eat like a whole, I I have no self-control, so if I eat a pizza, I eat like a whole pie. And then I'm just like, the next day, or just like fucking, you know, have like a beer with it, I'm like, oh, I feel like shit.

• 39:28Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, that'll do it, yeah. Well, she's got like a little bit of dairy and she's off to the races.

• 39:34Sam Morril?

  I'm sure she appreciates you disclosing the situation. But, you know, that that is, it is a fucking tough one when you see a person. There's something weirdly bonding though, when you, you ever get like food poisoning with someone you're dating? And it weirdly kind of brings you together, even though you see shit coming out of every hole.

• 39:48Mark Normand?

  Totally, totally, yeah. It's like you're in the trenches with them, you know?

• 39:52Sam Morril?

  Cause the second you both start to turn, you're like, alright, this, that was kind of fun.

• 39:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah, me and my ex had, uh, food poisoning the same time. And she was on the shitter and I was in the toilet. We were both just letting it go and it was very free.

• 40:03Sam Morril?

  Wait, the shitter in the toilet, wait?

• 40:04Mark Normand?

  Sorry, sorry, the tub in the shitter.

• 40:06Sam Morril?

  The tub?

• 40:07Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I was in the tub, cause we needed a drain.

• 40:09Sam Morril?

  Ah, you were shitting in the tub?

• 40:11Mark Normand?

  I was shitting in the tub, puking in the tub, pissing in the tub.

• 40:14Speaker 02

  Sociopath.

• 40:15Mark Normand?

  Well, I had to go. We couldn't both share a bowl, we only had one bathroom.

• 40:18Sam Morril?

  That is, yeah, that isn't, and then, I was gonna say an enigma, but it's not. Wrong word choice. No, that is a fucking disaster.

• 40:25Speaker 02

  Where does the shit go?

• 40:27Sam Morril?

  Down the drain, obviously.

• 40:28Speaker 02

  You have to mash it down the drain.

• 40:29Mark Normand?

  It was water, it was water. It was, I was shitting water, it was food poisoning.

• 40:32Sam Morril?

  And you run the, you run the shower?

• 40:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 40:34Sam Morril?

  What, you think you let it sit there?

• 40:36Speaker 02

  I don't know what he's up to.

• 40:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but it was nice, we did it, we were in it together, that's what I'm saying.

• 40:39Sam Morril?

  No, I know what you're saying.

• 40:40Mark Normand?

  Like World War II.

• 40:41Sam Morril?

  Oh, I gotta pee for you.

• 40:43Mark Normand?

  Oh, please.

• 40:43Sam Morril?

  Every time I watch a movie with this girl, I'm fine with a little talking during the movie, I'm not like a stiff. You get to, but like, you talk over the silent parts. You don't talk over the dialogue.

• 40:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 40:54Sam Morril?

  So then she'll like, I'll like, she'll be talking and I'll like pause it or go back and she'll laugh and I'm like, well, you want me to miss the dialogue?

• 41:01Mark Normand?

  I do the same thing, and then they get offended.

• 41:03Sam Morril?

  They get offended. When I talk during a movie, it's like a, it's like a long drawn, like Thief. You sent me a Thief thing the other day, a lot of slow scenes you could talk over.

• 41:10Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 41:11Sam Morril?

  But during the fucking essential di- she's like, what's happened here? I don't know.

• 41:15Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 41:16Sam Morril?

  I don't know what's happening.

• 41:17Mark Normand?

  You have the nerve to ask me what happened while you talked over it? That's sociopath. That's crazy.

• 41:22Sam Morril?

  So, yeah, you wanna miss a great line?

• 41:23Mark Normand?

  I know, I know. So I paused with my lady and she's like, oh, you don't have to pause it. And I'm like, but I do. And then I'll rewind it. And she's like, oh, here we go. We saw this already. I'm like, I didn't.

• 41:33Sam Morril?

  I had a bit back in the day about a girl coming home and just complaining, complaining. I'm watching a movie and, you know, I'm watching Annie Hall and she's like annoyed that I'm pausing it. And she's like, what? I'm like, I'm sorry, was your story nominated for 70 years?

• 41:44Mark Normand?

  That's a classic.

• 41:47Sam Morril?

  But, uh, yeah.

• 41:48Mark Normand?

  That's a good one.

• 41:49Sam Morril?

  It's an oldie, but, uh...

• 41:51Mark Normand?

  No, I'm with you, though. The talking during dialogue is crazy.

• 41:55Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 41:56Mark Normand?

  And you gotta, if so, you gotta let me pause, or maybe she should pause.

• 42:00Sam Morril?

  I like to control the remote.

• 42:01Mark Normand?

  I do, too.

• 42:01Sam Morril?

  I'm old school.

• 42:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I'm the same way.

• 42:03Sam Morril?

  I'm against a woman's right to choose what we're watching.

• 42:07Speaker 02

  Anytime I've been in a car with my wife, I've been driving.

• 42:10Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 42:10Speaker 02

  Same with you guys?

• 42:11Mark Normand?

  Same.

• 42:12Sam Morril?

  I don't drive, really.

• 42:13Speaker 02

  Ow.

• 42:13Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:14Sam Morril?

  I can drive, but I'm scared. I'm so bad at it.

• 42:17Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but I'm with you.

• 42:19Sam Morril?

  I know people call me a pussy in the comments right now. And you know what? You ain't wrong.

• 42:23Mark Normand?

  I feel like you're Manhattan kid.

• 42:24Sam Morril?

  I've done it. Like, I've definitely done it where I'm like, I'll, you know, but I'm not confident behind the wheel, I'll tell you that.

• 42:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I feel the same thing with the remote. Like, I'm the guy holding the remote. I'm the guy driving the car.

• 42:33Sam Morril?

  They're gonna say you're not confident with the remote. You're like, oh, fuck.

• 42:37Sam Morril?

  No, I'm, I'm not confident.

• 42:40Mark Normand?

  Well, my wife's cool. She'll just give me the remote. She's like, I don't wanna do it. It's kinda like the grill guy.

• 42:44Sam Morril?

  I love it. I love a woman who doesn't wanna make a big choice.

• 42:47Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes. She's like, you do it. It's too much pressure. I'm like, great. But I do not wanna be the grill guy. You know, the guy's like, I got the grill. I'm like, great. You do all the work. You stand over there.

• 42:56Sam Morril?

  I, I, okay, so I'm watching this movie with a girl. It's called The Witch. She goes, uh, Anya Taylor-Joyce, and I go, oh yeah, she's really hot. And she goes, well, she plays a fourteen year old in the movie. And I was like, I meant now.

• 43:09Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 43:10Sam Morril?

  What do you think I'm doing?

• 43:11Mark Normand?

  That's, she also plays a witch.

• 43:12Sam Morril?

  Assume, assume anyone I talk about, it's right now.

• 43:14Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 43:15Sam Morril?

  I think Natalie Portman's hot as an adult, not in fucking the professional, okay?

• 43:20Mark Normand?

  That was Jean Reno.

• 43:21Sam Morril?

  But, uh, then she goes, uh,

• 43:23Mark Normand?

  She plays a fourteen year old.

• 43:25Sam Morril?

  Let's watch The Witch, and it's a, I'm not a big horror guy, but it's, it's pretty good. It's scary, and she, of course, insists on watching. I was like, fine, let's watch it. We watch it, after it, something hits my window, and she's like, what is it? And I'm like, there aren't fucking witches in Manhattan. And then, by the way, I looked up, there are. Apparently there are witches.

• 43:45Mark Normand?

  I can see that. There's a lot in Brooklyn.

• 43:47Sam Morril?

  Yeah, exactly. There are. I looked, but it's like, at the same time, you're like, let's,

• 43:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 43:51Sam Morril?

  It's not really, are they really a witch?

• 43:53Mark Normand?

  That's hilarious.

• 43:53Sam Morril?

  And also in Manhattan, we don't really, or in New York, we don't really fucking pay attention.

• 43:57Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 43:57Sam Morril?

  If you want to place a spell, we're like, do whatever you want. We're fucking, I got stuff to do.

• 44:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 44:01Sam Morril?

  But she's freaking out, she won't sleep. She wakes up in the middle of the night screaming at the top of her lungs. She goes, there's a man in the kitchen with a knife.

• 44:09Mark Normand?

  What the fuck?

• 44:10Sam Morril?

  And I just, I just woke up and I go, there's no fucking guy, just go back to bed. And she goes, alright. And I was like, I didn't check, there could have been a guy with a knife. But I'm thinking also, like, if there's a guy with a knife, I'm fucking dead anyway. I may as well sleep the last thirty seconds and chance it.

• 44:22Mark Normand?

  Good point, yeah.

• 44:22Sam Morril?

  I don't think I'm disarming a guy with a knife.

• 44:24Mark Normand?

  Right. Wow, what the hell? A guy with a knife? Where'd that come from?

• 44:28Sam Morril?

  From fucking horror movies.

• 44:29Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay.

• 44:30Sam Morril?

  Women wanna be scared, and then they get too fucking scared.

• 44:33Mark Normand?

  I guess so.

• 44:34Sam Morril?

  Not all women, but I feel like women that I've dated, they tend to pers, they like horror movies.

• 44:39Mark Normand?

  They, women love horror movies.

• 44:40Sam Morril?

  And I'm not a big horror guy.

• 44:41Mark Normand?

  Me neither. I don't like true crime that much either, but they wanna watch that. That's real.

• 44:44Sam Morril?

  Some of them I like.

• 44:46Mark Normand?

  Like, they're fascinating.

• 44:48Sam Morril?

  I like ones with like, uh, you know, depth. Like, I thought The Jinx was a fucking work of art.

• 44:53Mark Normand?

  Well, The Jinx is amazing.

• 44:54Sam Morril?

  That was like genius, I thought. And I loved, uh, the other one, The Staircase was incredible, I thought.

• 44:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:58Sam Morril?

  But those were like beautifully shot and had like all these twists. And, I mean, you can't land on a better ending than The Jinx. He fucking stumbles into a confession.

• 45:07Mark Normand?

  Best ending of a documentary.

• 45:08Sam Morril?

  Who the hell makes a true crime and gets a confession?

• 45:10Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 45:11Sam Morril?

  That's insane.

• 45:12Mark Normand?

  He solved the crime with his directing.

• 45:14Sam Morril?

  That's, it's so cool. And also- That guy also made Capturing the Freedmans.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah?

• 45:19Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 45:20Sam Morril?

  Another great doc.

• 45:21Mark Normand?

  Is that Jarecki?

• 45:22Sam Morril?

  Yeah. He's a beast.

• 45:24Mark Normand?

  He's a comedy fan, too.

• 45:25Sam Morril?

  He's awesome.

• 45:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 45:26Sam Morril?

  But, yeah, the jinx was, like, unreal.

• 45:28Mark Normand?

  But it's weird that, like, my wife will watch, and this is a peeve, she'll watch a movie about a bad husband or a bad boyfriend, and I come home and she's like, "What the fuck's up with this? You guys, you men do that?" And I'm like, "Whoa, whoa, I didn't do anything." Like, some guy will kill his wife, she's like, "Are you gonna kill me?" I'm like, "Okay, but when you watch a movie about a good guy, I gotta, I should get complimented." You know, if you watch a movie where a guy saves the day, then I walk in, she's like, "You're a hero." If we're being honest and even...

• 45:53Sam Morril?

  Are you gonna kill me? Yeah, if you keep running your mouth, maybe I will. No, I think, you know...

• 45:57Mark Normand?

  There's a man in the kitchen. It's me, with a knife.

• 46:00Sam Morril?

  We get blamed for the bad shit. But, uh, yeah, and also, I think, you know what also we get blamed for? Is if we have one friend who's a disaster.

• 46:12Mark Normand?

  I'm right here.

• 46:14Sam Morril?

  He farts on other guests? He just farts on them? Um, no, but, I mean, you get blamed, and it's like, no, we all, like, guess what? You have fucking crazy friends, too.

• 46:24Mark Normand?

  Totally, totally.

• 46:24Sam Morril?

  Everyone has a friend who's at the fucking limit, and then that friend has a crazy friend.

• 46:29Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 46:29Sam Morril?

  And that friend, I'm like, "Keep that fucking person away from me."

• 46:31Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 46:32Sam Morril?

  But...

• 46:32Mark Normand?

  But give me the reverse, too. If I have a friend who's a fucking Harvard valedictorian, helps the homeless, Cub Scout.

• 46:40Sam Morril?

  But we don't. We don't have that friend. We don't.

• 46:44Mark Normand?

  Wow, you know, like, Joe List is a family man, he's a great father, he provides, you know, um, people are nice, I'm just saying.

• 46:51Sam Morril?

  You, May is like, "You hang out with Sam, he's fucking alone." He's got nothing, that fucking loser.

• 46:59Mark Normand?

  He's got an ulcer.

• 47:01Sam Morril?

  I do. It hurts. It hurts, baby.

• 47:03Speaker 02

  Mark's last apartment before he moved to Brooklyn, and Taylor Joy lived there.

• 47:07Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 47:08Sam Morril?

  Whoa.

• 47:08Speaker 02

  And Mr. Sandy Koufax.

• 47:10Mark Normand?

  Koufax.

• 47:11Sam Morril?

  Whoa, the big two.

• 47:12Mark Normand?

  Same apartment.

• 47:13Speaker 02

  And Mark.

• 47:14Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 47:14Mark Normand?

  And me. It wasn't a great apartment, but it was...

• 47:17Sam Morril?

  Sandy Koufax.

• 47:17Mark Normand?

  The location, you couldn't beat it.

• 47:19Sam Morril?

  Fucking legend, dude.

• 47:20Speaker 02

  I can't believe he's still alive. He, like, pitching in 1962?

• 47:23Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 47:23Mark Normand?

  He'd walk in with his wife, and she was not too shabby.

• 47:26Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 47:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah, like a hot, older blond lady.

• 47:29Sam Morril?

  Nice.

• 47:29Mark Normand?

  And then she'd be walking around, it was, it was peak, what was that chess show?

• 47:32Speaker 02

  Uh, The Game.

• 47:33Sam Morril?

  Queen's Gambit.

• 47:34Mark Normand?

  Queen's Gambit, it was peak Queen's Gambit. Yeah, so I'd be in the elevator, we're like...

• 47:37Sam Morril?

  You ever say hi?

• 47:38Mark Normand?

  Checkmate. You know, no, I didn't want to bother.

• 47:41Sam Morril?

  I saw her in a yoga class once.

• 47:42Mark Normand?

  Whoa!

• 47:43Sam Morril?

  I, my ex liked yoga, so we just went to like, will you come to yoga class with me? And I was like, I'm fucking, you know how it is, we travel all the time, you're like, I'm not gonna stretch ever, so.

• 47:50Mark Normand?

  We should be stretching.

• 47:51Sam Morril?

  We should be stretching more. I don't, I don't stretch, so if someone, if someone pushes me to go to a yoga class, I'm like, I'll fucking do it. I went, it's like me, her, and four other people, and one of them is Anya Taylor-Joyce. I just, it's one of the things where you're like, oh shit, she's.

• 48:04Speaker 02

  Dude, she's 14.

• 48:05Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 48:07Sam Morril?

  I hope not. No, she looked, she looked beautiful.

• 48:10Mark Normand?

  What a funny age. She used to be 14.

• 48:12Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 48:13Mark Normand?

  She used to be underage, like, I know, everyone used to be underage.

• 48:15Sam Morril?

  So did you.

• 48:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah, right.

• 48:16Sam Morril?

  You showed me a baby picture of you, I wasn't jacking off to it.

• 48:20Mark Normand?

  Can I get that picture? She used to be 14.

• 48:23Sam Morril?

  She used to be young.

• 48:24Mark Normand?

  Ah, it's crazy.

• 48:25Sam Morril?

  And by the way, I looked up her age in this, 19.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 48:28Mark Normand?

  Alright, that's legal.

• 48:29Sam Morril?

  Everyone, everyone plays younger.

• 48:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah, of course, of course.

• 48:32Sam Morril?

  It was 824, I feel like they get away with people just being like, that's great, because it is 824.

• 48:37Speaker 02

  Eight Hundred and Twenty Four.

• 48:38Sam Morril?

  But it was, it was, it was solid. I just, I'm just not into supernatural horror, it's gotta be so good.

• 48:43Mark Normand?

  Yeah, agreed. There's not a ton of character development, there's not all the layers to it, it's just like, she's a witch, whoa, scary.

• 48:49Sam Morril?

  And it's supposed to be a lot of like, you know, turning on people because, you know, and, and not really investigating and turning against each other. And I just am like, well, this guy's a fucking idiot.

• 48:58Mark Normand?

  Oh, like the Salem witch trial, kinda thing?

• 49:00Sam Morril?

  Kinda, but they blame her for being a witch, but she's not, but then it kinda, it's, it's, look, it's, it was, it's well made.

• 49:07Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 49:07Sam Morril?

  I, it's a good, it's that famous director, uh, uh, Robert Eggers.

• 49:12Mark Normand?

  Ah, Big Eg.

• 49:13Sam Morril?

  It looks beautiful, he's talented as hell.

• 49:15Mark Normand?

  Very, very.

• 49:16Sam Morril?

  It's just not my, it's not my genre, but I was watching like, yeah, this is good.

• 49:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I think a lot of those women were killed back then.

• 49:22Sam Morril?

  Oh, yeah.

• 49:23Mark Normand?

  By the way, the worst lawyer of all time, we're in the courtroom, the Salem witch trials, they're like, th- these are witches. Ah, you got me there. Ah, shit. Well, can we see some powers? No, no, we're not doing that. Nah, I tried. Like, this, you can't prove they're not witches?

• 49:36Sam Morril?

  Can we see some powers? That proves they're a witch.

• 49:39Mark Normand?

  Well, that's true, but they, they would have not been able to do them.

• 49:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 49:42Mark Normand?

  I'm saying their, their witches aren't real. This guy should be kicked out of law.

• 49:47Speaker 02

  We know they would throw the witches in the water with tied up with ropes and with stones. And they would say, if she escaped, she's a witch. If she dies, she was pure.

• 49:56Sam Morril?

  And you know, she's tied up like, what's in this for me?

• 49:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly. They should just do that about like a girl you hate. Ah, my ex, she's a witch. Ah, I put her in the water. We'll see what happens.

• 50:10Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow. She's four. Oh, he's 42.

• 50:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:12Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he's in a lot of movies.

• 50:13Mark Normand?

  He was 14 once.

• 50:16Mark Normand?

  Just saying, watch out.

• 50:18Sam Morril?

  Such a hilarious thing to.

• 50:20Mark Normand?

  That could be a bit. There's gotta be a bit there for sure. Everybody was 14 once.

• 50:24Sam Morril?

  Everyone has been young.

• 50:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's hilarious. Like Epstein, maybe Epstein goes the other way, like, she's 16. Well, she will be 30.

• 50:34Mark Normand?

  One day.

• 50:36Sam Morril?

  How about his, uh, you see his suicide note?

• 50:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, I didn't read it.

• 50:40Sam Morril?

  They just released, I love how they just released this shit.

• 50:42Mark Normand?

  I know. It's like a rap album.

• 50:44Sam Morril?

  His suicide note. So like, he totally wrote, he wrote, it was, uh, he wrote, uh, no fun, not worth it. I was like, Jewy's suicide note of all time.

• 50:52Mark Normand?

  No fun, not worth it.

• 50:53Sam Morril?

  Why did I do this?

• 50:54Mark Normand?

  My stomach.

• 50:55Sam Morril?

  No point in doing this.

• 50:57Speaker 02

  It literally reads like a Trump tweet. Like, Trump wrote it like.

• 51:00Sam Morril?

  Well, he's very Trumpy. If you read his emails.

• 51:02Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 51:03Sam Morril?

  Cause people were like, he's very smart. And then you read his emails and they're like, this guy's a bozo. Like, he talks like Trump a little bit.

• 51:07Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 51:08Sam Morril?

  And then, uh, not worth it is like, my friend's like, that's awful. I was like, what'd be worse if he said worth it?

• 51:13Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:15Sam Morril?

  Worth it is worse.

• 51:16Mark Normand?

  What's gonna come out first? The Epstein files fully, you know, public or Bobby Lee special? It's tough to say.

• 51:24Sam Morril?

  Both on Hulu.

• 51:27Sam Morril?

  But, uh, yeah, he, uh, every, I just feel like they just are giving us like piece by piece. Like, it's a slow news day. Give him another kernel from the Epstein.

• 51:36Mark Normand?

  Well, just not think about the war. Don't think about the war or the gas prices. Here you go.

• 51:40Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 51:41Mark Normand?

  It's funny, the war, I think, started to get, to get us off the Epstein. And now you do Epstein to get off the war.

• 51:45Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's back and forth.

• 51:47Mark Normand?

  Back and forth. It's all chess game bullshit.

• 51:50Sam Morril?

  Damn. You got any recs?

• 51:52Mark Normand?

  Ooh, let's see. Uh, I watched something recently that was good. Oh, I watched the Martin Short doc.

• 52:00Sam Morril?

  Oh, I didn't even know there was a doc.

• 52:01Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. It's called Life is Short. It is heartwarming. My God. Some amazing, he's one of these guys back in the day in the 90s who would just walk around with a camcorder.

• 52:10Sam Morril?

  Life is short. I thought that was a Vern Troyer doc. All right.

• 52:14Mark Normand?

  That's the Kevin Hart roast. Uh, yeah, but it's fascinating because he came up with all these greats. John Candy, Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levy and him were roommates. Um, Dan Aykroyd, all these guys, all these Canada guys. And they all did Second City together and he has footage of all that shit coming up. And now they all hang out every holiday. So he's at his house and the doorbell rings in LA and it's like Catherine O'Hara, Dave Thomas, Tom Hanks walks in. It's insane. Steve Martin walks in. It's crazy footage.

• 52:47Sam Morril?

  Hanks was at The Cellar the other night.

• 52:48Mark Normand?

  No way.

• 52:49Sam Morril?

  He was, or he, actually he was at Cafe Wa. He, he put, all these, all these famous people were at The Cellar one night. It was like Olivia Rodrigo and all these people.

• 52:58Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 52:59Sam Morril?

  Yeah. And then, uh, they're like, oh, that's Tom Hanks. I was like, oh shit.

• 53:02Mark Normand?

  You saw him?

• 53:03Sam Morril?

  For like a second, then I guess they went to the Cafe Wa.

• 53:05Mark Normand?

  That's crazy. Wow. That's pretty cool. Cafe Wa though.

• 53:09Sam Morril?

  I know. I don't know.

• 53:10Mark Normand?

  Go to The Cellar.

• 53:11Sam Morril?

  I don't know what they're doing. That's cool. So the doc is, is that, was it on Apple?

• 53:15Mark Normand?

  Uh, Netflix.

• 53:16Sam Morril?

  I feel like all these are on Apple usually. Yeah. All right. Cool.

• 53:19Mark Normand?

  Well, this is not a, um, Apatow joint. So we've got on Netflix.

• 53:24Sam Morril?

  So it's short?

• 53:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 53:25Sam Morril?

  The doc is short as well.

• 53:26Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 53:27Sam Morril?

  Yeah. All right. That sounds good.

• 53:29Mark Normand?

  Really cool. He's just so talented. Like he's one of these guys who, what the hell are you pulling up?

• 53:34Speaker 02

  Olivia Rodrigo. I got sidetracked on Olivia Rodrigo.

• 53:36Sam Morril?

  She used to be 14. What are you doing?

• 53:41Mark Normand?

  He had, he's such an interesting guy because he has zero, uh, what's the word? Uh, self, where you, where you second guess yourself?

• 53:49Sam Morril?

  No doubt? No self doubt?

• 53:51Mark Normand?

  No self doubt. So he just does shit and he's just does these crazy big movements and finds it on stage.

• 53:55Sam Morril?

  I would say you were the same way.

• 53:57Mark Normand?

  I'm always telling.

• 53:58Sam Morril?

  You farted on the biggest touring comic in America, Mark.

• 54:01Mark Normand?

  Nate Bargatze, yeah, well. You know, I heard a funny story. Gillis was telling me he, he did a movie, he did that Mad movie. And, uh, Christian Bale is in it as one of those announcers for football.

• 54:12Sam Morril?

  He's someone in it. Yeah. I forgot who he played.

• 54:13Mark Normand?

  American guy. Does, does the American accent. So Shane said, he just does the accent all the time because he's trying to stay in character.

• 54:19Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 54:20Mark Normand?

  Huge comedy fan. And he's talking to Gillis and he goes, oh my God, you're not going to believe who I saw in the airport the other day. And Shane's like, I don't know who. And he goes, Dusty Slay. Shane's like, you like Dusty Slay? He's like, I'm a huge comedy fan. I couldn't believe I saw him. I was too scared to approach him.

• 54:35Sam Morril?

  Whoa.

• 54:35Mark Normand?

  And you're like, Dusty Slay? I mean, like Dusty's a funny guy and a cool guy, but the idea of Christian Bale being nervous around Dusty Slay is hilarious. I'm always blown, I have such low self-esteem, I'm always blown away when like a big, great actor likes comedy.

• 54:49Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 54:49Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 54:50Sam Morril?

  Or just anyone, yeah, anyone when they like you.

• 54:53Mark Normand?

  I know, I know.

• 54:54Sam Morril?

  It's cool.

• 54:55Mark Normand?

  Like, we have comedy nerds who'll like buy our merch and, you know, uh, watch the show every week, they buy Bodega Cat, and I'm always like, "Thank God for you."

• 55:03Sam Morril?

  I know, I love that, it's fucking, Dano Day Lewis is like, "Brendan Sagalow?" Oh my God.

• 55:10Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 55:10Sam Morril?

  It's just hilarious, it's great. I mean, uh, yeah, I heard about that movie, Nicolas Cage is in it, Edelman's in it, Julian Edelman's in it.

• 55:16Mark Normand?

  Oh, nice.

• 55:17Sam Morril?

  A lot of, a lot of people, maybe, David O. Russell, hasn't made a movie in a while.

• 55:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he was great. Three Kings.

• 55:23Sam Morril?

  Fucking ruled. Flirting with Disaster.

• 55:25Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:26Sam Morril?

  Ben Stiller, also, uh...

• 55:28Mark Normand?

  He did a weird one.

• 55:29Sam Morril?

  Did he do The Fighter?

• 55:31Mark Normand?

  Oh, maybe, yeah.

• 55:32Sam Morril?

  Dan Silverlin's playbook, he made some great flicks.

• 55:34Mark Normand?

  Didn't he do one with Lily Tomlin, it was like a political...

• 55:36Sam Morril?

  I Heart Huckabee.

• 55:37Mark Normand?

  That was it, that was it, yeah.

• 55:38Sam Morril?

  She fucking lost it on him, remember that?

• 55:40Mark Normand?

  I thought he lost it on her.

• 55:41Speaker 02

  He lost it on her.

• 55:42Sam Morril?

  But then she lost it on him.

• 55:43Mark Normand?

  Well, pull that up. Man, he's a good director.

• 55:46Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 55:46Mark Normand?

  He doesn't get talked about a lot.

• 55:48Sam Morril?

  I think he might be, he might, he might have some anger problems.

• 55:53Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I think you're right. That, well, sort of Christian Bale lost it too, remember that?

• 55:59Mark Normand?

  He had a crazy snap on set, and it was, it's very eloquent.

• 56:03Sam Morril?

  Those dudes who go method like that, or show in it, they're like...

• 56:06Mark Normand?

  If you slip up.

• 56:07Sam Morril?

  They're, yeah, they're probably an inch away from that.

• 56:09Speaker 07

  Desk. Okay, you were looking, you were planning...

• 56:12Mark Normand?

  I stayed on the right.

• 56:13Speaker 02

  Put the fucking thing down, can you put your folder down for a second?

• 56:17Mark Normand?

  Oh, you're right.

• 56:17Speaker 02

  To use both hands.

• 56:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, and take your legs off the desk, and a whole bunch of other stuff.

• 56:21Sam Morril?

  I thought he was in a car when I was screaming.

• 56:25Speaker 07

  Okay, for Christ's sake, let's just take it one fucking line at a time. Instead of changing, everything is, it's very difficult to even create what you're gonna do when it's constant, a barrage of, "Change this, change this, do this."

• 56:39Mark Normand?

  Oh, you're right, she went at him.

• 56:40Speaker 07

  Do it a different way, do it a different way.

• 56:41Sam Morril?

  You don't fuck with her, dude, she's old school.

• 56:43Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 56:44Speaker 07

  Okay, so I'm just saying, let's just, you know, it's impossible. One actor's doing one thing, another actor's doing another, and...

• 56:52Speaker 07

  I'm not, I'm not as, I'm not as brilliant as you. I can't keep up with you.

• 56:59Speaker 07

  You're being very efficient.

• 57:01Sam Morril?

  Great actress, too.

• 57:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 57:02Speaker 07

  Let's rehearse. You're being impatient.

• 57:06Speaker 07

  Let's rehearse. I couldn't understand you. It's not the first time.

• 57:09Mark Normand?

  I thought he was, I remember him yelling.

• 57:11Sam Morril?

  There was, there was one in the car, I remember.

• 57:14Mark Normand?

  You're running the fucking crew. There we go. I'm trying to fucking help you bitch. Do it on yourself.

• 57:19Speaker 07

  Well, I have to.

• 57:20Mark Normand?

  You have to fuck yourself.

• 57:21Speaker 07

  Why don't you fuck your whole movie? Why don't you fuck your whole movie? Because that's what you're doing.

• 57:28Mark Normand?

  Oh, he's throw stuff.

• 57:30Speaker 07

  We better get some insurance against the director.

• 57:33Mark Normand?

  Oh, go do another one woman show. Damn.

• 57:37Sam Morril?

  By the way, a one woman show is fucking weird.

• 57:40Mark Normand?

  It wasn't a war.

• 57:43Mark Normand?

  Whoa, he's up in the distance screaming. You're a fucking grown up.

• 57:48Mark Normand?

  Comes like Kramer. You're a fucking grown up. I'm here to fucking help you. That's all I'm doing, son. Help you.

• 57:56Speaker 02

  Can't wait to see you guys on set.

• 57:59Sam Morril?

  Wouldn't that be funny if one of us was just a lunatic?

• 58:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 58:01Sam Morril?

  Like, we're totally chilling and I know where Mark's like, "You're fucking up the movie."

• 58:05Mark Normand?

  I said oat milk.

• 58:09Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow, that was crazy. Pull up the Christian Bale one if we can, because that one was very eloquent. He's still, he's still a British guy at the end of the day.

• 58:16Sam Morril?

  I, I had dinner with Lily Tomlin once, and I will say, I brought this up, I was like, just curious, and she was like, it's just, shit gets tense sometimes.

• 58:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 58:24Sam Morril?

  He's, he's great. She was like, you know, so she seemed to brush it off.

• 58:27Mark Normand?

  How long into the dinner was she like, "Sam, I'm a lesbian"?

• 58:30Sam Morril?

  Immediately. Prior was in love with her, you know that?

• 58:33Mark Normand?

  No.

• 58:34Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 58:34Mark Normand?

  Oh, shit.

• 58:35Sam Morril?

  Totally in love and...

• 58:36Mark Normand?

  He liked the honkies.

• 58:39Sam Morril?

  She was very pretty back in the day.

• 58:40Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 58:41Sam Morril?

  Like Nashville and stuff.

• 58:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:42Sam Morril?

  Great flick.

• 58:43Mark Normand?

  Laugh-In.

• 58:45Sam Morril?

  Ever see Shortcuts?

• 58:46Mark Normand?

  No, I don't.

• 58:50Speaker 05

  I fucking walk around and rip that... No, shut the fuck up, Bruce. Do I want... No! No! Don't shut me up. Am I gonna walk around and rip your fucking lights down?

• 59:01Mark Normand?

  In the middle of a scene, then why the fuck are you walking right through? Ah, da-da-da-da, like this in the background. What the fuck is it with you? Really Conor McGregor.

• 59:09Sam Morril?

  He broke his accent.

• 59:10Mark Normand?

  What don't you fucking understand?

• 59:14Sam Morril?

  What movie is this?

• 59:16Speaker 02

  The Terminator one, I believe?

• 59:17Sam Morril?

  It's hilarious to have a full-on meltdown on a bad movie.

• 59:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah, true.

• 59:22Sam Morril?

  Like Rob Schneider's like, will you fuckers get it together?

• 59:26Mark Normand?

  This is Deuce Bigelow 2. This is act right.

• 59:31Mark Normand?

  You know, it's funny, my wife gets turned on by this shit. She thinks a guy screaming like that is hot.

• 59:36Sam Morril?

  That's a problem.

• 59:37Mark Normand?

  Oh, no. Well, she's like, he's passionate, that means he's probably gonna be passionate in bed, he's, you know, he's fiery.

• 59:44Sam Morril?

  Women like, I think, decisive.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a pride knife in the kitchen.

• 59:50Sam Morril?

  It was Christian Bale, he's preparing for this movie. And, no, there's a, I think this is the type of woman who's into that.

• 59:56Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, cuz, you know, he's handling business, you know, he's tough, he's taking charge.

• 1:00:00Sam Morril?

  But there's a fine line between like, I'm in command, I'm in control, and I'm a complete lunatic.

• 1:00:05Mark Normand?

  Well, that's women in a nutshell.

• 1:00:06Sam Morril?

  And I don't know what this is. I mean, maybe, maybe he's in the right here, I don't know the situation, but...

• 1:00:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but women like a fine line. They don't wanna get assaulted, but they do wanna get choked. I mean, there's a real...

• 1:00:15Sam Morril?

  I mean, you want a guy who's able to protect you, which means he's gotta be a little tough.

• 1:00:19Mark Normand?

  Right, you want a guy who can...

• 1:00:21Sam Morril?

  But he's too tough, he might kill ya.

• 1:00:22Mark Normand?

  Yeah, can beat you up, but won't.

• 1:00:24Sam Morril?

  Exactly, that's what you want. Sometimes it's good to remind him every once in a while, you know, I could beat you up.

• 1:00:28Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:00:30Sam Morril?

  But I won't.

• 1:00:31Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 1:00:32Sam Morril?

  But I could. I won't do it, though.

• 1:00:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I can, and she's like, good, but I won't. She's like, great, okay.

• 1:00:41Sam Morril?

  But I'm thinking about it right now. But only cuz you brought it up.

• 1:00:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and I'm hard.

• 1:00:48Sam Morril?

  I do like a solo F. We get a lot of our weird out.

• 1:00:52Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, David Cross would not find this funny.

• 1:00:58Sam Morril?

  That was fucking weird. I did not know that was a whole thing.

• 1:01:00Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:01Sam Morril?

  That is crazy.

• 1:01:02Mark Normand?

  I did the rounds on the internet.

• 1:01:04Sam Morril?

  I mean, clearly, there's a fucking narrator. There's a fart breakdown.

• 1:01:08Mark Normand?

  David Adbro kicked in, yeah.

• 1:01:11Sam Morril?

  That is crazy. Have you guys seen each other since?

• 1:01:13Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it's fart under the bridge. He totally, I think he's forgotten about it, but still, I'll never forget.

• 1:01:21Sam Morril?

  That would be weird if he was still pissed.

• 1:01:23Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:01:24Sam Morril?

  Just looking at you like...

• 1:01:25Mark Normand?

  You know what we should do? We should both like stock up on beer, cheese, and cabbage.

• 1:01:30Sam Morril?

  And have him back?

• 1:01:31Mark Normand?

  Have him back in here and just hot box the shit out of him. You guys are farting, we're farting.

• 1:01:36Sam Morril?

  Let's get some like really oily Chinese food.

• 1:01:38Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:01:39Sam Morril?

  And just let it rip.

• 1:01:40Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:41Sam Morril?

  We're drinking prune juice?

• 1:01:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah, we'll lock the door and just fart it up.

• 1:01:45Sam Morril?

  He's like, "Why are we drinking prune margaritas?" We're like, "Yeah, that'd be fun. That'd be a good time."

• 1:01:49Mark Normand?

  Welcome to the gas chamber.

• 1:01:53Mark Normand?

  We love you, Carlos. We gotta get Odenkirk on here. He was at the Netflix party.

• 1:01:57Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 1:01:57Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he was...

• 1:01:59Sam Morril?

  He's pretty cool.

• 1:01:59Mark Normand?

  A shining light off in the distance I was too scared to approach.

• 1:02:02Sam Morril?

  Amazing career, like SNL writer.

• 1:02:05Mark Normand?

  Stand-up, Mr. Show.

• 1:02:08Sam Morril?

  Yeah, then all these great, fucking action hero.

• 1:02:11Mark Normand?

  I know, I know.

• 1:02:12Sam Morril?

  The most, like if you told me he's gonna be an action hero in a movie, I'd be like, "What?"

• 1:02:16Mark Normand?

  We do have a weird kink in America for old dudes being action heroes. Liam Neeson, Jason Statham.

• 1:02:22Sam Morril?

  Confront death. It's mortality, dude.

• 1:02:24Mark Normand?

  That's what it is. It's like a woman getting plastic surgery. She's like, "I gotta stay hot. We gotta stay tough."

• 1:02:29Sam Morril?

  Dude, woman, plastic surgery.

• 1:02:31Mark Normand?

  Completely.

• 1:02:31Sam Morril?

  Totally.

• 1:02:32Mark Normand?

  Keanu.

• 1:02:33Sam Morril?

  If you get trafficked, I could save you. Guess what? If it happens in real life, I can't.

• 1:02:37Mark Normand?

  No, no.

• 1:02:38Sam Morril?

  I can't even save you from the guy with the knife in the kitchen.

• 1:02:40Mark Normand?

  Traffic, you can't even drive.

• 1:02:43Sam Morril?

  I mean, have you ever seen the Equalizer with Denzel?

• 1:02:45Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:02:46Sam Morril?

  Where it's literally a girl getting trafficked, then he walks in and he's just like, "Here's $9,500 for a freedom," which I'm like, "All right, Home Depot salary. Let's fucking, what are we doing here?" I know, and then they...

• 1:02:56Mark Normand?

  Dakota Fanning?

• 1:02:58Sam Morril?

  No, it's another girl. I forgot a man.

• 1:03:00Speaker 02

  That's, uh, yeah.

• 1:03:02Sam Morril?

  But that's, that's Man on Fire, but, but then, of course, they're like, you know.

• 1:03:06Mark Normand?

  Man on Fire was Jay Leno.

• 1:03:09Mark Normand?

  That's an old reference.

• 1:03:10Sam Morril?

  But then he, uh, but then instead he's like, he's like, I just, he just beats the shit out of like nine armed Russians. He's unarmed. I'm like, Denzel's 70, dude. Come on.

• 1:03:19Mark Normand?

  I know, I know.

• 1:03:20Sam Morril?

  I mean, it's, it's enjoyable, but it's also like, it's a lot of close ups, cause you know he can't move.

• 1:03:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:25Sam Morril?

  He wanted to move.

• 1:03:26Mark Normand?

  Well, how old's Keanu? I mean, John Wick's on number four already and.

• 1:03:29Sam Morril?

  But he moved pretty well.

• 1:03:31Mark Normand?

  He did, he did.

• 1:03:31Sam Morril?

  Especially in the first one.

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:33Mark Normand?

  Which is weird. We wait till men are after 55 to start kicking ass.

• 1:03:36Sam Morril?

  Does Keanu have the best action movie catalog of anyone?

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  61.

• 1:03:40Sam Morril?

  He might have the best action movie catalog.

• 1:03:42Mark Normand?

  You think? What, Point Break?

• 1:03:44Speaker 02

  Three, um.

• 1:03:45Mark Normand?

  Matrix?

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  Matrix.

• 1:03:46Sam Morril?

  Speed?

• 1:03:47Mark Normand?

  Speed, Point Break.

• 1:03:48Sam Morril?

  Point Break?

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, you got it.

• 1:03:49Sam Morril?

  He might have the best action movie.

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  Wait, Rambo.

• 1:03:52Mark Normand?

  Rambo?

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  Five Rambo's.

• 1:03:53Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:54Sam Morril?

  So you're bringing in Stallone?

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  There's like five Rockies.

• 1:03:56Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but Rocky's not an action movie.

• 1:03:59Speaker 02

  All the.

• 1:04:00Sam Morril?

  It's a sports movie.

• 1:04:00Mark Normand?

  Sports movie, but what about the Dependables? What's it called? Expendables?

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  Expendables.

• 1:04:04Mark Normand?

  There's a couple of those. They're wearing Dependables.

• 1:04:06Sam Morril?

  It's called The Depends.

• 1:04:08Mark Normand?

  All right, same joke.

• 1:04:11Mark Normand?

  Uh, but that's a good one.

• 1:04:12Sam Morril?

  Keanu's pretty all time, though.

• 1:04:14Mark Normand?

  I would put Will Smith up there as well.

• 1:04:15Sam Morril?

  Action? Oh, to, to that?

• 1:04:18Mark Normand?

  Well, he's got, uh.

• 1:04:19Sam Morril?

  He did hit Chris Rock. That was an action.

• 1:04:23Sam Morril?

  No, what is there? I mean, this is like, I think that's Untouchable.

• 1:04:26Mark Normand?

  Maybe you're right. Maybe you're right.

• 1:04:28Sam Morril?

  Four John Wicks and they're all pretty fucking good.

• 1:04:29Mark Normand?

  Four John Wicks and three Matrix already is a hot seven.

• 1:04:32Sam Morril?

  But then he's throwing Point Break, Speed and, uh.

• 1:04:35Mark Normand?

  I think Ballerina was, oh, that's John Wick. Okay, nevermind. I was gonna say, I think that's action.

• 1:04:41Sam Morril?

  Speed is so good.

• 1:04:42Mark Normand?

  Ah, I love Speed. Pop quiz, hot shot. I saw it in the theater.

• 1:04:46Sam Morril?

  You saw it in the theater?

• 1:04:47Mark Normand?

  I was 11. Yeah, it was amazing.

• 1:04:48Sam Morril?

  Oh, that must've been insane.

• 1:04:49Mark Normand?

  It was insane.

• 1:04:51Sam Morril?

  What a dumb concept and they fucking pulled it off.

• 1:04:54Mark Normand?

  I know, I know. Well, Dennis Hopper is always good, uh.

• 1:04:58Sam Morril?

  A good villain is just everything.

• 1:05:00Mark Normand?

  And Bullock was cute as hell.

• 1:05:02Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:03Mark Normand?

  They had the guy from Ferris Bueller in it randomly.

• 1:05:05Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:07Sam Morril?

  And then, I mean, Point Break fucking rules.

• 1:05:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's one of the best.

• 1:05:09Sam Morril?

  It's just such a fucking fun movie.

• 1:05:11Mark Normand?

  It's so cheesy, but in a good way.

• 1:05:13Sam Morril?

  It's aware. It knows it's cheesy.

• 1:05:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:16Sam Morril?

  It's fucking great.

• 1:05:17Speaker 02

  Do you remember, like, a small bar in Brooklyn did Point Break Night? Where they would have all the actors.

• 1:05:23Sam Morril?

  Guys coming and rob the fucking bar.

• 1:05:24Mark Normand?

  Nick's a mess.

• 1:05:26Speaker 02

  And they would pull someone out of the audience every night to play Keanu's part? And it was perfect because they weren't actors and Keanu's such like a stiff, I'm an FBI agent.

• 1:05:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:36Speaker 02

  So stiff that just anybody could play the role.

• 1:05:38Mark Normand?

  Ha, ha, ha. Well, List made the great point that he has to become a surfer in the movie, but he's the only one who sounds like a surfer. You know, it's all these other guys who are like, hey, what's up? I'm Flea. And he's like, what's up, man? He's the cop, but he sounds like the valley guy.

• 1:05:53Sam Morril?

  He's so good.

• 1:05:54Mark Normand?

  Is he from LA?

• 1:05:55Sam Morril?

  He must be.

• 1:05:56Mark Normand?

  I don't know. I know he's half Filipino.

• 1:05:59Speaker 02

  Hawaiian? I don't know. Keanu's a crazy name.

• 1:06:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it really is. But he still, whatever Keanu is, it don't crack.

• 1:06:06Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 1:06:07Mark Normand?

  He looks amazing. Yeah, where's he from? Beirut! We were way off. Holy shit. Oh, he's Canadian. Huh.

• 1:06:18Sam Morril?

  A lot of good exports, man.

• 1:06:19Mark Normand?

  I know. Comedy is unbelievable.

• 1:06:21Sam Morril?

  I mean, you just mentioned all those SCTV people. Then fucking Jim Carrey, dude, Norm.

• 1:06:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah, Norm, Seth Rogen, Michael Cera, Martin Short, Lorne Michaels, uh, yeah, Norm, Dan Aykroyd, Rick Moranis, Mike Myers.

• 1:06:37Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 1:06:38Speaker 02

  His dad's Hawaiian.

• 1:06:39Mark Normand?

  There you go.

• 1:06:40Speaker 02

  Chinese, English, and Portuguese descent.

• 1:06:42Mark Normand?

  I don't like when they add too many. Just give me the two parrot. What are the parrots?

• 1:06:46Speaker 02

  I gotta know what to call you.

• 1:06:47Mark Normand?

  Yes, I need a slur. There's too many, too many mixes.

• 1:06:50Sam Morril?

  That's why everyone loves him. He's every group mashed together.

• 1:06:52Mark Normand?

  Ah, you're right.

• 1:06:54Sam Morril?

  He is. When you're that ethnically ambiguous, everyone kind of claims you.

• 1:06:58Mark Normand?

  And he rides motorcycles, he's in a band, I mean, he's the coolest guy.

• 1:07:01Sam Morril?

  The motorcycle thing kinda worries me. I think at a certain age, you gotta give that shit up.

• 1:07:05Mark Normand?

  I think he did have an accident.

• 1:07:07Sam Morril?

  Really? That's what I mean. You gotta fucking, I knew a guy who just fell off one of the things, he's a limp now, permanently.

• 1:07:12Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 1:07:14Sam Morril?

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:07:14Mark Normand?

  Happened to Dean Del Rey as well.

• 1:07:16Sam Morril?

  He's a limp?

• 1:07:16Mark Normand?

  Yeah, well, he fucked him up. He was in the hospital for like a week.

• 1:07:19Sam Morril?

  Damn. I mean, that's what I mean. You get to a certain age.

• 1:07:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and it's gonna happen.

• 1:07:24Sam Morril?

  And they make laws and shit for this. It was like a Connecticut law where you have, they made it all, you have to wear a helmet, because they were like scraping fucking people off the highway. It's like, you're not gonna wear a fucking helmet?

• 1:07:33Mark Normand?

  On a motorcycle? On the highway?

• 1:07:36Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 1:07:36Mark Normand?

  That's crazy.

• 1:07:37Sam Morril?

  I think he should wear a helmet with a bike.

• 1:07:39Mark Normand?

  Probably, yeah.

• 1:07:40Sam Morril?

  People fucking, we know a guy who died that way.

• 1:07:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah, this guy won't touch a helmet.

• 1:07:44Sam Morril?

  You won't wear a helmet on the bike? I see you always on the bike without a helmet. You should, you should rock one. I hate to sound like an old.

• 1:07:50Mark Normand?

  You're a dad.

• 1:07:51Sam Morril?

  I'm an old and annoying Jew.

• 1:07:52Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:53Speaker 02

  I have something to protect now, I shouldn't wear a fucking helmet.

• 1:07:55Mark Normand?

  It's hard to get one around that dome, though. Look at that thing.

• 1:07:58Sam Morril?

  You do, you do the dome.

• 1:07:59Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:08:00Mark Normand?

  A spaghetti strainer or something.

• 1:08:04Sam Morril?

  Spaghetti strainer with a little string?

• 1:08:06Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:07Sam Morril?

  He falls, it just makes it worse? Like, oh, fuck. Oh, god.

• 1:08:11Mark Normand?

  The blood's coming out the hole.

• 1:08:12Sam Morril?

  Squirting in.

• 1:08:15Mark Normand?

  Uh, good times.

• 1:08:16Sam Morril?

  Good times.

• 1:08:17Speaker 02

  So another thing that happened at the fest that I really like.

• 1:08:19Mark Normand?

  Please.

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  Uh, we interviewed Kevin Nealon, and he sat on his balls.

• 1:08:23Mark Normand?

  Uh, you're obsessed with the ball sit?

• 1:08:26Sam Morril?

  I don't remember that.

• 1:08:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he just went, oh, shit, got it, sat on my balls. And then he wants to put it on a loop.

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  Kevin Nealon sits on his balls is like 12 million.

• 1:08:36Mark Normand?

  It's like the Simpsons, uh, kicked in the groin. Your Homer, kicked in the groin.

• 1:08:42Mark Normand?

  With Bullman. Pull that up if you can, because it goes.

• 1:08:47Sam Morril?

  And that, and that beat out, uh, oh, no, Homer wanted that to beat out like the movie documentary, wasn't that it?

• 1:08:52Mark Normand?

  It was like some art.

• 1:08:53Sam Morril?

  It was Barney as like an alcoholic. And Homer was like, I gotta vote for, I gotta vote for man gets hit on balls.

• 1:09:00Mark Normand?

  Football in the groin, that's what it is.

• 1:09:05Mark Normand?

  Oh, the critic.

• 1:09:10Mark Normand?

  This is sound like he is with Nealon. Contest is over. Give that man the $10,000.

• 1:09:17Mark Normand?

  America's Funniest Home Videos.

• 1:09:21Mark Normand?

  That's it. It lives in the 90s. Yeah, art house flick.

• 1:09:24Sam Morril?

  That is so good.

• 1:09:25Mark Normand?

  Ah, The Simpsons, unrivaled.

• 1:09:27Sam Morril?

  For that run, nothing's touching it.

• 1:09:29Mark Normand?

  No, and it's still on.

• 1:09:31Sam Morril?

  Prime Simpsons and Prime Seinfeld are like fucking unbeatable. They're just unbeatable, dude.

• 1:09:36Mark Normand?

  Can't beat it. Yes, uh, Liz said Matt Groening or Graining? Nobody knows.

• 1:09:41Sam Morril?

  Was that his show, right?

• 1:09:42Mark Normand?

  Was that his show?

• 1:09:42Sam Morril?

  That's crazy. It's Groening, I think.

• 1:09:45Mark Normand?

  I mean, what a legend that guy is. And no one knows what he looks like, so he can just go anywhere.

• 1:09:50Sam Morril?

  That is all time.

• 1:09:51Speaker 02

  How much money must he have?

• 1:09:53Sam Morril?

  A lot.

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  You think over 500 million?

• 1:09:55Mark Normand?

  Pull it up.

• 1:09:56Sam Morril?

  I would think so. Although this shit's never accurate, but yeah. I think he would.

• 1:10:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I would say.

• 1:10:00Sam Morril?

  What, have they been on 40 seasons? Too many seasons. You gotta wrap it up.

• 1:10:04Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but if they don't age, fuck it. It's like comfort food. I just see it on, I just leave it on, I don't even listen to it.

• 1:10:09Sam Morril?

  You don't watch the new ones.

• 1:10:10Mark Normand?

  No, no, no.

• 1:10:11Sam Morril?

  But the old ones?

• 1:10:12Speaker 02

  600.

• 1:10:13Mark Normand?

  600, you were close. The, just the merchandise alone.

• 1:10:16Sam Morril?

  And Futurama, you made a second hit show.

• 1:10:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and Futurama's great.

• 1:10:20Sam Morril?

  It's good.

• 1:10:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah, there's movies now. I mean, it's, uh...

• 1:10:25Speaker 02

  This is like Jerry money. Jerry probably has close, over 600 million.

• 1:10:28Mark Normand?

  Uh, yeah, he said he's close to a bill.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:10:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I said it on some interview, not to me. Uh, I'm not allowed to talk about it. Yeah.

• 1:10:37Sam Morril?

  That's gotta be fun.

• 1:10:38Mark Normand?

  Pull up Jerry zinging the guy at the diner on the bike. If you can find it. This might be hard to find.

• 1:10:44Sam Morril?

  What is this?

• 1:10:44Mark Normand?

  So this guy, like a TMZ type guy, is filming Jerry ride a bike, and Jerry parks the bike and goes into a restaurant to meet Larry David or something. And the guy zings Jerry, and it's like a weak, bad zing, and Jerry goes, "That was it, huh? That was all you had? You saw me, you had time to prepare. You're never gonna see me again. You're nobody. I'm huge. Here we go."

• 1:11:06Sam Morril?

  It's like the guy in the action movie where they take their best shot.

• 1:11:08Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:11:09Sam Morril?

  And then Steven Seagal just goes, "Chug!"

• 1:11:11Mark Normand?

  Yes, and it, but it's such a better move than to re, to zing him back. He just, he just insulted the zing.

• 1:11:17Sam Morril?

  That's all you got. Let's see it. Is this it?

• 1:11:20Speaker 02

  20 seconds here.

• 1:11:21Mark Normand?

  There we go.

• 1:11:22Sam Morril?

  God, TMZ's so douchey.

• 1:11:24Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:11:24Speaker 02

  Oh, this is where you had, uh, breakfast with him.

• 1:11:27Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah, this is the one on 57.

• 1:11:29Speaker 05

  How you doing, man?

• 1:11:30Mark Normand?

  Brooklyn Diner.

• 1:11:31Speaker 05

  How's everything been?

• 1:11:34Speaker 05

  Speaking of helmet.

• 1:11:34Speaker 03

  Everything good?

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:11:36Speaker 03

  Yeah? Enjoy New York City, man?

• 1:11:38Speaker 02

  Haha.

• 1:11:40Speaker 03

  Why are you riding a bike, man? You don't need a bike.

• 1:11:44Speaker 02

  You gotta come up with something too.

• 1:11:46Speaker 03

  Well, I would think.

• 1:11:46Speaker 02

  That's all you got.

• 1:11:47Speaker 03

  That's all I got. Let me ask you, what's the worst crowd, the worst performance you ever done? Where was it? Like, how'd it go down?

• 1:11:55Speaker 02

  I'm sorry, one more time?

• 1:11:56Speaker 03

  The worst place, like, is bomb. I'm sure comics go through all the time.

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  Not a very weak, weak question. You need something.

• 1:12:02Speaker 03

  Well, if, then what would you want to ask?

• 1:12:04Speaker 02

  You trying to get this on TMZ?

• 1:12:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, I am TMZ, yeah.

• 1:12:06Speaker 02

  Well, you gotta have something. I've seen that show. You gotta, you gotta... People that get stuff on that show, they, they ask provocative, interesting questions. I mean, you are an interviewer now.

• 1:12:18Speaker 03

  That is true, correct. I don't want to ask anything provocative.

• 1:12:20Speaker 02

  Asking a comedian about bombing, that's like, you know, you ask some kid that is just starting in the business.

• 1:12:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:28Speaker 02

  I'm an old pro. I've been doing it 35 years.

• 1:12:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:34Speaker 02

  It's like asking a cab driver about making a wrong turn. It's like, oof, too elementary.

• 1:12:39Mark Normand?

  He's schooling the guy. The guy, like, I get to meet Jerry, and he just jujitsu'd and flipped the whole thing, and now Jerry's like...

• 1:12:45Sam Morril?

  But he gave him his moment, like...

• 1:12:46Mark Normand?

  He tried!

• 1:12:47Sam Morril?

  Well, I mean, he gave him a clip, clearly, but also, it's so funny that he's like, "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed."

• 1:12:53Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:12:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:54Sam Morril?

  That's the saddest part of this, is that he's getting just fucking karate chopped.

• 1:12:57Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:58Sam Morril?

  And, I mean, oof.

• 1:13:00Mark Normand?

  I know, it says, look at that, Jerry took him to school. Literally, wow.

• 1:13:04Sam Morril?

  He's like, "You're a bad interviewer. Here's why your question's bad."

• 1:13:07Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:13:08Speaker 02

  It's framed poorly, everything's bad about this.

• 1:13:10Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and he's giving him, he's giving him the time of day, too, and it's, the guy's still blew it.

• 1:13:14Sam Morril?

  You're ambushing a legend with, "Why do you ride a bike? You don't need to ride a bike."

• 1:13:18Mark Normand?

  I know!

• 1:13:18Sam Morril?

  I don't know, some people fucking ride, it's like asking some, "Why are you on the subway?" It's a fucking easy way to travel.

• 1:13:23Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 1:13:24Sam Morril?

  Maybe he likes riding a bike.

• 1:13:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:26Sam Morril?

  Who gives a shit?

• 1:13:27Mark Normand?

  I just love, you never see, cause I would be like...

• 1:13:29Sam Morril?

  You want to take a fucking private jet to the diner? What are you, what are you expecting?

• 1:13:34Mark Normand?

  But if I were Jerry, I'd be like, "What can I say back? What's a good line?" But this was a way better move, was to take him down.

• 1:13:40Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:40Mark Normand?

  To undress the guy.

• 1:13:41Speaker 02

  What did Jerry say to you after I said, "This is Monique"?

• 1:13:45Sam Morril?

  Not funny.

• 1:13:45Mark Normand?

  That's not funny.

• 1:13:47Sam Morril?

  We all laughed, though.

• 1:13:48Speaker 02

  The guy or that guy?

• 1:13:49Sam Morril?

  No. Well, this is worse because he fucking likes Mark.

• 1:13:53Mark Normand?

  Well, hopefully. But he gave me the point too. He goes, "That's not funny."

• 1:13:59Mark Normand?

  And I went, "Woo." I like deflated. But hey, what can you do?

• 1:14:05Sam Morril?

  He gets on the private jet, he sees the pilot, he goes, "Osama."

• 1:14:12Sam Morril?

  Not funny. He's like, "Get off the jet. Get off."

• 1:14:15Mark Normand?

  The pilot is in the audience. Oh, yeah. Well, you ever seen that Curb episode where he goes, "Hey, your wife's got nice tits." And he goes, "Why the fuck would you talk about my wife's tits? You can't say that." He goes, "I took a risk." That's my whole comedy mantra.

• 1:14:28Sam Morril?

  Who said that?

• 1:14:29Mark Normand?

  Jerry, uh, Larry.

• 1:14:30Sam Morril?

  He says that about Jerry's wife?

• 1:14:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he's talking to some guy, he goes, "Uh, boy, your wife's got great tits." And the guy flips. He's like, "You can't talk about my wife." He's like, "Why would you say that?" He goes, "I took a risk." That's my whole, that's my whole M.O.

• 1:14:39Sam Morril?

  You're gonna be on the jet with him, you're gonna say the wrong thing? He and his wife are gonna parachute out like in Point Break?

• 1:14:45Mark Normand?

  I'm so cold. I'm so cold, Johnny.

• 1:14:47Sam Morril?

  That's because you're dying, man.

• 1:14:49Mark Normand?

  Hey.

• 1:14:50Sam Morril?

  You're losing blood and you're gonna die. And he's like, he's like, "Why do you have to be so direct?"

• 1:14:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it's a little, uh, literal.

• 1:14:57Sam Morril?

  You're losing blood, man.

• 1:15:00Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. See, I took a risk. That, that, when I saw that, I jerked off.

• 1:15:04Sam Morril?

  I laughed. I laughed at both.

• 1:15:05Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:06Sam Morril?

  I laughed at how inappropriate you were and I laughed that Jerry called it out. I thought it was fucking funny.

• 1:15:10Mark Normand?

  I thought, yeah, I'm trying to take a risk here. We're going for it. We're all comedians. It's a private setting.

• 1:15:16Sam Morril?

  I took a risk. I mean, one of my favorite Curb moments is when Larry is playing cards and the guy folds on a great hand. And Larry, and Larry goes, "You fucking cunt." "Oh, you cunt." And, and he just won't let up and everyone shuts down around him and goes, "That's a very misogynistic term." Like, all these like proper people are like, "Excuse me?"

• 1:15:35Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:35Sam Morril?

  And he's like, "But it was a cunty thing." Like, he can't let it go. That is like, that is prime Larry David. That is like at his peak.

• 1:15:43Mark Normand?

  Totally. And the guy was a little effeminate too, so he was like, huh. He was like triggered and taken aback and they had to like hold him and console him. It was so good.

• 1:15:52Sam Morril?

  Being held after being called a cunt is the cuntiest thing ever.

• 1:15:56Mark Normand?

  Yes, for a guy.

• 1:15:57Sam Morril?

  It just, it solidifies that you're a cunt.

• 1:15:58Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:15:59Sam Morril?

  That's, that whole scene had me dying.

• 1:16:01Mark Normand?

  Dying.

• 1:16:01Sam Morril?

  Calling, calling an adult man a cunt.

• 1:16:04Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:04Sam Morril?

  And not letting it go.

• 1:16:06Mark Normand?

  And then later, if you, if you know the episode, they're like, the wife's like, we can't have Larry over anymore. I think he's inappropriate. I think he's over the line. And it shows him and Cheryl in the car together and they're jokingly, she's like, you can't say that. He's like, don't tell me what you say. And he like fake hits her and they think it's real because it's through the windshield. Oh, man.

• 1:16:24Sam Morril?

  Such a good episode.

• 1:16:25Mark Normand?

  Wait, is this it? I don't know about this.

• 1:16:28Sam Morril?

  Nothing happened with the dog.

• 1:16:30Speaker 03

  Well, obviously, nothing happened.

• 1:16:32Speaker 02

  Ah, okay.

• 1:16:33Mark Normand?

  But it says, I took a risk right there.

• 1:16:35Speaker 02

  I know, but it's one second.

• 1:16:37Mark Normand?

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:16:38Sam Morril?

  I took a risk.

• 1:16:39Mark Normand?

  Oh, it's a gif?

• 1:16:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:41Mark Normand?

  Uh oh, this could be a virus of some kind. Well, it's on Peters.

• 1:16:47Speaker 02

  Nope, nothing.

• 1:16:48Mark Normand?

  Nothing. All right, well.

• 1:16:51Mark Normand?

  Maybe YouTube? I mean, it's not.

• 1:16:52Speaker 02

  It's not on YouTube.

• 1:16:53Mark Normand?

  We described it. I took a risk. Yeah, Curb has some fucking moments and.

• 1:16:57Sam Morril?

  Some bangers.

• 1:16:58Mark Normand?

  And it'll never come back, I guess. I guess it's done.

• 1:17:00Sam Morril?

  They went out. It's such a, it's such a classic.

• 1:17:03Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:17:04Sam Morril?

  Are you Curb or Seinfeld gun to head?

• 1:17:07Mark Normand?

  Damn, that's tough. Whoo, jeez.

• 1:17:10Sam Morril?

  They're both so good. I mean, and Curb has that Seinfeld season, which is so good.

• 1:17:14Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:17:14Sam Morril?

  One of the best seasons.

• 1:17:15Mark Normand?

  The eye toilet. Yeah, I'd probably go Seinfeld because it's a more well-rounded show, I think. And Curb can get a little off the rails sometimes because it's unscripted. But Curb's got the edge. Also, I haven't seen it as much. Larry is like my hero.

• 1:17:32Sam Morril?

  Felix Seinfeld's like a great leadoff hitter that just always gets on base.

• 1:17:35Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:35Sam Morril?

  And then Curb is like a home run hitter where it doesn't always work.

• 1:17:38Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:17:39Sam Morril?

  But when it works, it's like, it's fucking 450 feet.

• 1:17:42Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 1:17:43Sam Morril?

  It's killer.

• 1:17:43Mark Normand?

  Great analogy.

• 1:17:44Sam Morril?

  Like Seinfeld. Is so consistent. It's so like you know, I can put on any episode. I'm just like, oh my God. Everyone's whole and it when it really finds its footing too in like season two, three, where you're like, oh my God, this is shows you to get that. Moment to cook and figure it out, but when it really is cooking.

• 1:18:02Mark Normand?

  Oh, and then it ties up at the end. It's it's a beautiful thing.

• 1:18:05Sam Morril?

  It's perfect and every character is perfect and there weren't female characters who were that funny back then. They didn't let women be funny.

• 1:18:12Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and Elaine is unreal.

• 1:18:14Sam Morril?

  Like there was a couple of shows, but like very few were a woman is as funny as a man.

• 1:18:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:20Sam Morril?

  And Elaine's hilarious.

• 1:18:22Mark Normand?

  And talk about goalposts. You always say the goalposts moved. There's a scene where a guy whips it out on Elaine.

• 1:18:27Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 1:18:27Mark Normand?

  And it's a joke. She's like, he took. It out and it's a big laugh.

• 1:18:33Sam Morril?

  Yeah, crazy.

• 1:18:35Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:35Sam Morril?

  He's a sexual predator, that guy.

• 1:18:37Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:18:37Sam Morril?

  And we're laughing.

• 1:18:38Mark Normand?

  And we're laughing.

• 1:18:39Sam Morril?

  It's a different time.

• 1:18:40Mark Normand?

  I mean, there's a mouth rape joke. Sorry.

• 1:18:42Speaker 02

  Oh, same joke.

• 1:18:43Mark Normand?

  Same joke. He goes, uh, so what happened? And the cause he gets knocked out in the dentist's office and then he's like, I don't know, but. I was spitting and rinsing like there was no tomorrow. Being like he put his dick in my mouth.

• 1:18:54Sam Morril?

  Yes.

• 1:18:54Mark Normand?

  Which is insane.

• 1:18:56Speaker 02

  So Bryan Cranston was in this building.

• 1:18:58Sam Morril?

  And we couldn't get him on the pod.

• 1:19:00Speaker 02

  We couldn't and I got a second to photograph him. I had like.

• 1:19:03Mark Normand?

  What?

• 1:19:03Speaker 02

  I had just a few frames.

• 1:19:04Sam Morril?

  Let's see it.

• 1:19:05Mark Normand?

  You're TMZ.

• 1:19:06Speaker 02

  Let me tell the story first because I can't find it.

• 1:19:08Sam Morril?

  So what's the worst audition you've ever had, Brian?

• 1:19:10Mark Normand?

  Biggest bomb.

• 1:19:12Speaker 02

  Ever bomb. Uh, so I was like, I gotta tell you, I'm a big Seinfeld guy. And for when you were studying your character.

• 1:19:20Mark Normand?

  What?

• 1:19:21Speaker 02

  Yeah. Do you think that, uh, in the background, when you're studying for your character, you think you sexually assaulted Jerry?

• 1:19:26Mark Normand?

  You said that?

• 1:19:27Speaker 02

  I said that.

• 1:19:28Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 1:19:28Sam Morril?

  Well, you're that fucking nerd. You're that you're that Comic Con guy. Was it real?

• 1:19:35Speaker 02

  But no actors do background in their mind.

• 1:19:38Sam Morril?

  And he's like a serious actor.

• 1:19:39Speaker 02

  Yes. So he gave me, he gave me a dead stare like.

• 1:19:42Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:19:43Speaker 02

  Fucking asked this. And then he said, I like to think that under the ether, he gave consent.

• 1:19:52Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 1:19:52Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 1:19:53Sam Morril?

  That's weird.

• 1:19:54Mark Normand?

  That's a stretch. That's like, what do you call that? Refactured history or reinventing history? There's a word for it.

• 1:20:00Sam Morril?

  Revisionist.

• 1:20:00Mark Normand?

  Revisionist. That's revisionist.

• 1:20:02Speaker 02

  I think he was joking.

• 1:20:03Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:04Speaker 02

  But, uh, yeah.

• 1:20:05Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I don't think he's ever been asked a question that crazy. That's, he, uh, that is, I mean, the episode, I think he converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

• 1:20:13Mark Normand?

  Oh, amazing.

• 1:20:14Sam Morril?

  A shtickle of fluoride. I mean, that's fucking classic.

• 1:20:17Mark Normand?

  Are you offended as a Jewish person? No, I'm offended as a comedian.

• 1:20:19Sam Morril?

  It's so classic.

• 1:20:20Mark Normand?

  So good.

• 1:20:21Sam Morril?

  That's like that great Chappelle bit. Remember that? That's a great photo.

• 1:20:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:23Sam Morril?

  Remember when Chappelle did the Michael Richards bit?

• 1:20:25Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:20:25Sam Morril?

  And he said that N. Ward's having a bad set?

• 1:20:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:28Sam Morril?

  That was brilliant.

• 1:20:29Mark Normand?

  That's when I knew I was 10% black and 90% comedian.

• 1:20:32Sam Morril?

  That's a brilliant joke.

• 1:20:33Mark Normand?

  Incredible.

• 1:20:35Sam Morril?

  That's a great pick of Peters, dude.

• 1:20:36Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Look at that.

• 1:20:38Sam Morril?

  Green suit.

• 1:20:39Mark Normand?

  Yeah, what were you doing that? Jolly Green Giant.

• 1:20:42Speaker 02

  Cranston was coming in. He dressed up.

• 1:20:44Mark Normand?

  Is that velvet?

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, the suit?

• 1:20:47Mark Normand?

  It looks like, uh, maybe not. Wow.

• 1:20:50Sam Morril?

  That's a cool pick.

• 1:20:51Mark Normand?

  Cranston's a great actor.

• 1:20:52Sam Morril?

  How, how do you approach him when he, when he's there?

• 1:20:55Speaker 02

  Uh, can I just get him in to do a portrait?

• 1:20:57Sam Morril?

  That's cool. And he, and he was-

• 1:20:58Speaker 02

  And then ask him the most awkward question ever.

• 1:21:00Sam Morril?

  That's his, that's literally his reaction to your question.

• 1:21:03Speaker 02

  So they came in to do this pod for, what was it called? What's the pod called? Oh, alrighty. Yes, no, maybe, which is about Malcolm in the Middle. And he does-

• 1:21:13Sam Morril?

  And they can get him and we can't, is what you're trying to say. Well, apparently his PR people do not like us.

• 1:21:18Mark Normand?

  Or me. Just me. You guys are fine. We know why. I don't need to break it up.

• 1:21:24Speaker 02

  So, uh, Mark farted on one of our guests. This is a continuing theme.

• 1:21:28Mark Normand?

  That's not my kind of humor.

• 1:21:31Sam Morril?

  It was, they went David Cross and, uh-

• 1:21:33Speaker 02

  And the PR person lost their fucking mind and said never again.

• 1:21:37Sam Morril?

  And the guest didn't, the guest didn't lose their mind.

• 1:21:38Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:21:39Sam Morril?

  But they're, they think that we're-

• 1:21:41Mark Normand?

  Crude.

• 1:21:42Speaker 02

  Can I say that?

• 1:21:43Sam Morril?

  What happened?

• 1:21:43Speaker 02

  Dave Franco's coming on.

• 1:21:45Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 1:21:45Sam Morril?

  So that's weird. So their client was Alison Brie. So we can get, we can get-

• 1:21:49Mark Normand?

  We can get her husband.

• 1:21:49Sam Morril?

  We can get Dave Franco, but we can't get Cranston?

• 1:21:53Speaker 02

  I didn't say who the person he farted on who got upset, but-

• 1:21:56Sam Morril?

  Uh, she didn't seem to be upset.

• 1:21:57Mark Normand?

  I've seen the clip. It's, uh, she, she giggled.

• 1:22:01Sam Morril?

  She didn't giggle, but she-

• 1:22:03Mark Normand?

  I mean, it didn't giggle.

• 1:22:04Sam Morril?

  That's revisionist history right there.

• 1:22:07Mark Normand?

  She gave consent.

• 1:22:08Sam Morril?

  She liked it.

• 1:22:08Mark Normand?

  While she was sleeping.

• 1:22:09Sam Morril?

  She liked it. She gave consent. Even worse, she used to be 14.

• 1:22:16Mark Normand?

  Pull up the clip, goddammit. I think there was a smirk. She said something like, "I was gonna pretend like it didn't happen."

• 1:22:22Sam Morril?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she wasn't. She didn't seem pissed.

• 1:22:24Mark Normand?

  No, not at all. She's...

• 1:22:25Sam Morril?

  But the PR people, I think, were in shock. They're probably used to fucking Fallon.

• 1:22:30Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 1:22:31Sam Morril?

  They're used to like the most...

• 1:22:33Speaker 03

  That's what we like, getting away with things.

• 1:22:35Mark Normand?

  Yeah. I just farted, no one caught it.

• 1:22:38Speaker 03

  I caught it. I wasn't gonna say anything.

• 1:22:41Mark Normand?

  Damn. Giggled!

• 1:22:42Speaker 03

  I tasted it.

• 1:22:43Mark Normand?

  Oh, no.

• 1:22:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can get away with a lot.

• 1:22:46Sam Morril?

  I thought she played it up perfectly.

• 1:22:47Mark Normand?

  I thought so, too. Boy, we looked... That was like, what was that, 15 years ago? We're looking at a whole different show.

• 1:22:51Sam Morril?

  She's literally like, she liked it. She's in the elevator with the PR people. Never again.

• 1:22:57Sam Morril?

  How dare you. Never forget.

• 1:23:00Mark Normand?

  Well, I doubt she's been farted on in an interview.

• 1:23:02Sam Morril?

  Yeah, and I would, I would, I would bet that.

• 1:23:04Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:04Sam Morril?

  She's great. Love Mad Men, dude.

• 1:23:06Mark Normand?

  So cool.

• 1:23:07Sam Morril?

  When are we getting Slattery and Ham?

• 1:23:09Mark Normand?

  Community.

• 1:23:11Sam Morril?

  No dice?

• 1:23:11Mark Normand?

  I bet... Oh, really? Well, maybe it's...

• 1:23:14Sam Morril?

  When's Slattery coming on?

• 1:23:15Mark Normand?

  Stepping Stone to Ham.

• 1:23:16Sam Morril?

  When's, when's Joan coming on? When are we getting Christina Hendricks?

• 1:23:18Mark Normand?

  Oh, I, I won't fart on her. Oh, really? Wait, that's a lock?

• 1:23:25Mark Normand?

  That's gonna be tough to...

• 1:23:26Sam Morril?

  She's awesome.

• 1:23:27Mark Normand?

  Gotta, gotta be on the best behavior there, Sam.

• 1:23:29Sam Morril?

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:23:30Mark Normand?

  You're gonna be, eyes up here.

• 1:23:34Mark Normand?

  Sam's a tit man.

• 1:23:37Mark Normand?

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:23:38Sam Morril?

  I'm a full package man.

• 1:23:39Mark Normand?

  All right, you love a package.

• 1:23:40Sam Morril?

  Am I a tit man?

• 1:23:41Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Big time.

• 1:23:42Sam Morril?

  You think so?

• 1:23:43Mark Normand?

  Since I've known ya.

• 1:23:47Sam Morril?

  What, what are you?

• 1:23:48Mark Normand?

  Ah, I, I'm, I'm a full pa... I'm not like a tit guy, but I like tits, I like ass, I like a leg, I like a waist.

• 1:23:54Sam Morril?

  I mean, face is obviously most important.

• 1:23:56Mark Normand?

  Eh, not for me.

• 1:23:57Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 1:23:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I'll do a butter.

• 1:23:59Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 1:24:00Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:24:01Sam Morril?

  All right.

• 1:24:02Mark Normand?

  I don't mind. The, the butter face is almost hotter to me because it's like, all body. Does that make sense?

• 1:24:08Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but the body you can fix. The face you can't fix.

• 1:24:11Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 1:24:11Sam Morril?

  I guess you can now with...

• 1:24:12Mark Normand?

  I guess you can now.

• 1:24:13Sam Morril?

  Surgery and stuff, but that's kinda weird, too.

• 1:24:15Speaker 02

  Also, they're kind of more appreciative.

• 1:24:17Sam Morril?

  You're looking, you're looking at the face more.

• 1:24:20Mark Normand?

  I guess, they're not, not doggy.

• 1:24:24Mark Normand?

  I guess in my scenario, we're not going on a date.

• 1:24:28Mark Normand?

  Uh-oh, where'd he go?

• 1:24:29Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:24:29Sam Morril?

  We walked him, dude. All this fart talk has offended our fucking producer, Matt Peters.

• 1:24:35Speaker 02

  God, she's beautiful.

• 1:24:36Sam Morril?

  She is an attractive woman, and she's so cool on Mad Men.

• 1:24:38Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:24:39Sam Morril?

  I mean, that's like, that is like the tough character. Like, I love her arc, and I love that she like, is a part of the company, and I love that she's, you know, been through the wringer.

• 1:24:48Mark Normand?

  Totally.

• 1:24:49Sam Morril?

  She's just like, I mean, one of the coolest charac- then every character on that show is great. That show's a fucking masterpiece.

• 1:24:55Mark Normand?

  It really is. What was it, AMC?

• 1:24:57Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:57Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:58Sam Morril?

  They had that and Breaking Bad.

• 1:24:59Mark Normand?

  What a run.

• 1:25:00Speaker 02

  Catching shit today for not having black people on the show.

• 1:25:04Mark Normand?

  It's 1962?

• 1:25:05Sam Morril?

  And there were black people. They were like in the elevator and stuff. Yeah, it wasn't enough, obviously, but it was, yeah. I mean, look, period pieces, you know?

• 1:25:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah. I mean, what about Asians? What about Latinos?

• 1:25:14Speaker 02

  But they're like, well, it's New York in the 60s. There are black and Hispanic people everywhere.

• 1:25:18Sam Morril?

  There were some black characters in the show, but yeah, there weren't a lot, for sure.

• 1:25:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah, there was the one where Peggy slept at the black lady's house, and then she stared at her purse. Remember that?

• 1:25:26Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 1:25:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah, so that wasn't a, not a great look, but again, it's the 60s.

• 1:25:30Sam Morril?

  And there's an episode where Roger did blackface. I don't know what they're talking about.

• 1:25:32Mark Normand?

  Good point, good point. And they got robbed by a black guy on the sidewalk at one point, on a date.

• 1:25:38Speaker 02

  Representation.

• 1:25:39Mark Normand?

  Representation.

• 1:25:40Sam Morril?

  No, it's a great, uh, save these for the next Kevin Hart roast, but, uh, no, it's, dude, it's a perfect show. It's incredible.

• 1:25:48Mark Normand?

  Oh, incredible, yeah. I mean, it made ham.

• 1:25:50Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:51Mark Normand?

  Put them on the map, for sure.

• 1:25:52Sam Morril?

  It's fucking great. Should we, uh, should we plug some dates or what?

• 1:25:56Mark Normand?

  Dates going. Oh, you had a weird face. Oh, okay. Guess that's just your face. Here we go.

• 1:26:05Sam Morril?

  I got the Turning Stone Casino in, uh, Verona on June 6th, and then, yeah, I got a big little, I'm gonna add some stuff soon, but hopefully we're filming a movie in July.

• 1:26:12Mark Normand?

  Hopefully.

• 1:26:13Sam Morril?

  We're working on it. I got, uh, August 30th, Lisbon, uh, then Athens, Greece, Budapest, Zagreb, and Croatia, Vienna, Warsaw. I think we're gonna add a second in Warsaw. I'm pretty pumped for that. Helsinki, Stockholm, and, uh, Copenhagen, and then, yeah, I'll add some stuff. I'm, I'm building up. I'm building up in the, in the city at Comedy Cellar and other. Clubs I'm bouncing around.

• 1:26:34Mark Normand?

  Hell yeah.

• 1:26:35Sam Morril?

  Did your show last night. They were kinda tough last night.

• 1:26:36Mark Normand?

  They were, uh, everybody had a, we all struggled.

• 1:26:38Sam Morril?

  I got off sta- uh, I, Becky Young got off stage. I go, "How you doing, man?" He goes, "Better, uh, before that set."

• 1:26:43Mark Normand?

  Yeah, they were tough.

• 1:26:44Sam Morril?

  And I said, "Oh, yeah." And then I went up and I was like, "Oh, you ain't lying."

• 1:26:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:46Sam Morril?

  What was it? They, I usually get a nice pop at your show and I got no pop.

• 1:26:50Mark Normand?

  No pop. They were a lot of foreigners and I think it was hot as shit in the room. The room is too hot.

• 1:26:54Sam Morril?

  That's, I feel like that's been a problem there.

• 1:26:55Mark Normand?

  It is. It's a...

• 1:26:56Sam Morril?

  But your show is like, literally my, I feel like so confident going into your show and I left like, "Oh, I, I don't have as much as I thought."

• 1:27:02Mark Normand?

  No, we all, but I wouldn't judge them by that. I, they were tough. Um, alright. When's this come out? Jeez. Oh, Sunday. Okay. I'll be in Philly. I think it's all sold out. I do well in Philly. And then we got, um...

• 1:27:15Sam Morril?

  Oh, Helium.

• 1:27:16Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Back at the clubs. Wind Creek Event Center in Bethlehem, PA. Oh, that's in November.

• 1:27:21Sam Morril?

  That's a great one.

• 1:27:22Mark Normand?

  Spokane. Oh, is it? Spokane Comedy Club. We had it at 4pm. It's not selling. Milwaukee Improv, Irvine Improv, back to LA. Bringing the, bringing the boy to LA.

• 1:27:31Sam Morril?

  Whoa.

• 1:27:32Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle and, uh, outside of Detroit, Royal Oak. And then Hilarious in Cleveland.

• 1:27:38Sam Morril?

  All great rooms, man.

• 1:27:39Mark Normand?

  Great club. Emerald City in Seattle. Never been. Excited. Hold on, David Cross.

• 1:27:46Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 1:27:46Sam Morril?

  I'm, I'm, I, no.

• 1:27:50Mark Normand?

  You said the N-word. Cobb's Comedy Club at SF. Houston Improv, that's a big room. Love, love Texas. Zany's in Nashville. Here we go. Pittsburgh Improv.

• 1:28:01Sam Morril?

  All classics. You might have to move some of these, uh...

• 1:28:03Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. If we make a movie, I'm ready to move.

• 1:28:05Sam Morril?

  If we make a movie, I'm fucking pumped. It's, it's, I don't wanna jinx this, but I'm feeling a little good about it.

• 1:28:10Mark Normand?

  Yeah, apparently they've been lo- location scouting.

• 1:28:12Sam Morril?

  That's what I hear.

• 1:28:13Mark Normand?

  Uh, Regina, Regina, Saskatchewan, Calgary, Alberta, and Minneapolis, to name a few.

• 1:28:21Sam Morril?

  And follow us at punchup.live/margnorman, punchup.live/samorell. You can, uh, you can get our, uh, exclusive content there and also, uh, get our mailing list.

• 1:28:32Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:28:33Sam Morril?

  Cause all the apps are burying our shit. You can't see where we're gonna be. In this room, you'll see it. And, yeah, we got Mark's documentary with Salacuse, A Markumentary.

• 1:28:41Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:28:41Sam Morril?

  Pushing Boulder, doing great. On YouTube right now.

• 1:28:44Speaker 02

  450,000 views.

• 1:28:46Sam Morril?

  That's amazing.

• 1:28:46Mark Normand?

  We're gonna hit a half a mil soon and get some Bodega Cat.

• 1:28:48Sam Morril?

  Get some Bodega Cat. Any places to shout out that I, because I think we're, we just made some progress in Ohio. I think we're legal in Ohio now.

• 1:28:55Mark Normand?

  Legal Ohio and maybe Jersey. We just got a new distributor.

• 1:28:58Sam Morril?

  So yeah, no longer with Park Street in Jersey, more of that coming soon. New distribution. If you have a bar in Jersey, you want Bodega Cat, DM the Bodega Cat Instagram account, Bodega Cat Whiskey.

• 1:29:10Mark Normand?

  Hell yeah.

• 1:29:10Sam Morril?

  And talk to our boy Matt Herman and we're cruising with it. It's more and more restaurants in New York City. Chicago hit us up too. We got, we're legal in Illinois, so just keep fucking moving. Love you guys. See you next week.

• 1:29:23Mark Normand?

  Woo hoo, comedy.

• 1:30:11Speaker 07

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