George Washington’s Badass Cousin You’ve Never Heard Of | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 289

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:29Speaker 01

  What are enlisted dudes up to these days?

• 0:31The Fat Electrician?

  They're all getting ready to ship to a certain place.

• 0:33Speaker 03

  If you go to a VFW in the urinal, there's a picture of her face for you to piss on.

• 0:37The Fat Electrician?

  That's the only cool thing about the VFW.

• 0:38Speaker 03

  Connor should come out with a line of pre-workout cigarettes.

• 0:42The Fat Electrician?

  I'm the motherf***ing CEO, milk me.

• 0:44Speaker 01

  Milk me, I'll go back right now.

• 0:47Speaker 04

  Only way up there.

• 0:48Speaker 03

  If you go to a podcast for your ear for me, you're retarded.

• 0:51Speaker 04

  Read a book, you f***ing moron.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  Late.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, the fat electrician, veteran with a sign, King Trout, myself, Don and Operator. Thank you guys so much for being here.

• 1:33Speaker 03

  What's up, bitches? We're doing veteran stuff. My shirt's backwards, so people can see

• 1:39Speaker 01

  Your shirt is backwards.

• 1:40Speaker 03

  What is on the shirt. Oh, yeah.

• 1:41The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:42Speaker 03

  Otherwise, it's of zero purpose.

• 1:45The Fat Electrician?

  I was wondering about that.

• 1:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, see? Oh, the tank top. Oh, it's on the back, too. Legally distinct from a Care Bear.

• 1:53The Fat Electrician?

  Legally distinct.

• 1:55Speaker 03

  And then we also have It's a veteran bear. The Unsubscribe Podcast, there's a light out the end of the tunnel. We'll have that typo corrected by the time you view this.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 2:06Speaker 03

  Maybe.

• 2:07Speaker 01

  Dude, I am so excited to have Nick and Zach in town at the same time. This is

• 2:13The Fat Electrician?

  He's back from Paris. How was Paris? It was all right. Felt like I was in Black Hawk Down.

• 2:28Speaker 03

  He visited the Leering Center. They burned it to the ground.

• 2:32The Fat Electrician?

  Not a lot of learning up there.

• 2:33Speaker 03

  I didn't realize they burned a church that stood from World War I and II.

• 2:37The Fat Electrician?

  Is that true?

• 2:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:39The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. They're burning down all kinds of stuff. I just, I love

• 2:44The Fat Electrician?

  Saves me a trip to Paris.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  Are we gonna burn down churches?

• 2:47The Fat Electrician?

  The wife wants to go.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  Burn down a church?

• 2:51The Fat Electrician?

  She wants to burn down a church, I guess. I don't know.

• 2:53The Fat Electrician?

  Hear me out. Have you ever just thought to tell her, no?

• 2:56The Fat Electrician?

  I do.

• 2:57The Fat Electrician?

  We're not doing that.

• 2:58The Fat Electrician?

  I do. And then I lose.

• 3:01Speaker 03

  We just had this conversation on the way back from the airport. Say it.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  We love women.

• 3:07The Fat Electrician?

  I'm no good at it. I'm no good at it.

• 3:10Speaker 03

  They're really pretty. We got our boys in town. It's been, well, Zach, when was the last time you were here?

• 3:15The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, what's, Brandon? Doug, maybe? Doug or a Brandon thing. Americana 250 was the last time I was in town.

• 3:24Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 3:25The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  Two months ago?

• 3:26The Fat Electrician?

  Two months ago, yeah.

• 3:28Speaker 03

  You do timeframes in Brandon's?

• 3:30The Fat Electrician?

  Well, I was

• 3:30Speaker 04

  Eighteen Brandon ago.

• 3:32The Fat Electrician?

  Three Brandon's ago, yeah, which is

• 3:35Speaker 03

  I'm like Cody's dog, Doug?

• 3:37The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, the secretary, Doug Collins.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  Oh, the secretary. Dude, I saw the same thing. I was like

• 3:43The Fat Electrician?

  I realized how it's

• 3:44Speaker 04

  I'm not your dog, you're Cody's dog.

• 3:46The Fat Electrician?

  I realized how it sounds, but last time I told him, I was like, hey, Mr. Secretary. He's like, call me Doug. And I was like,

• 3:52Speaker 03

  I will forever. That's why you name your dog Fido.

• 3:55Speaker 04

  You know Don't get confused for high-ranking politicians.

• 3:58The Fat Electrician?

  If you want to be honest, the odds of us being able to get Cody's dog to be in the presidential cabinet is very high. I bet we could get a movement going, then Doug, the dog, becomes

• 4:13The Fat Electrician?

  Press secretary.

• 4:14Speaker 03

  Doug, you got this.

• 4:15The Fat Electrician?

  The secretary of transportation or something.

• 4:17Speaker 03

  I always wanted to run Beau for mayor.

• 4:19The Fat Electrician?

  He could do it.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  He could do it. Super racist, though. That's super racist.

• 4:24The Fat Electrician?

  That's what I just plat for.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  So, we're not joined by one of our OGs. Brandon isn't here. He's doing some retarded stuff, like running for Congress, and he's not with us today.

• 4:38The Fat Electrician?

  He's still stuck in orbit after he had to get that close to her for a debate.

• 4:43The Fat Electrician?

  Takes a lot of fuel to break that much gravitational pull.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  Like an event horizon?

• 4:50The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon's stuck in a time warp right now.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  He's good. We're gonna be 180 by the time

• 4:57The Fat Electrician?

  The debate was last week. He's only aged seven seconds.

• 5:00Speaker 04

  He's barely banging on the, if something falls over in the background, it's Brandon in the fourth dimension banging on the wall.

• 5:06The Fat Electrician?

  Don't do it, boys. Don't let me leave.

• 5:08Speaker 03

  And none of us are smart enough to figure anything out that he's saying. And we're not solving gravity out there at the table.

• 5:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be 130 on my deathbed, and he's gonna show up still 30 years old, and I'm gonna be like, gay.

• 5:25Speaker 03

  Still living in his house.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  Yeah. Professionally homeless.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  Trout never moves out.

• 5:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, why would I leave his house if he's not there? Somebody's gotta hold down the fort.

• 5:41The Fat Electrician?

  You and Beau on life support?

• 5:44Speaker 04

  Beau's still alive, somehow.

• 5:47Speaker 03

  Moaning the hand in the time.

• 5:48Speaker 04

  Looking into each other's eyes. I told you he'd be back.

• 5:51The Fat Electrician?

  It's just Beau and Connor heads, like, from Futurama, sitting on Brandon's counter.

• 5:57Speaker 01

  But at the end, he still takes his Cybertruck and flies himself to Mars?

• 6:02Speaker 04

  I'm sorry, I wasn't here for you, Connor.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  He flies to Mars.

• 6:09Speaker 04

  Listen, what me and my platonic gay husband do in the privacy of his own home is between us and God.

• 6:16The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, the election will be over. We can say whatever we want now.

• 6:19Speaker 03

  The election will be over in like, fucking three days.

• 6:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're six days away from old boy finally figuring out if this is what he's gonna do.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  I think he has a high chance.

• 6:28The Fat Electrician?

  Watching her crash out on Twitter has been hilarious.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  Bro.

• 6:33The Fat Electrician?

  Cooking her.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  Is she actually, is that her an aide or who? Because she's actually trying to defend herself, and it is the worst thing.

• 6:40The Fat Electrician?

  Not working.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  Dude, the pay scale, and it's like, you owe yourself money. You're in debt to yourself. Terrible.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  Hmm. Because he's like, you retard. I put my money into this campaign. This is my money.

• 6:54The Fat Electrician?

  Because his campaign is 630-some-odd thousand dollars in debt in the red, and Brandon goes, yes, that was my personal money that I put in, and my campaign owes me that money back. It's my money.

• 7:09Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 7:10The Fat Electrician?

  And he goes, remember when you said, said I wasn't a millionaire, and then I proved it, and then you got mad again anyway? Like, he's just been roasting her nonstop. It's been fantastic.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  He's getting all this money from out of state. He's corrupt already. It's like, yes, he broke the record for small-time donors. That's actually like individuals, civilians. Actually, going all over the United States of America, donating.

• 7:33Speaker 01

  Well, also, she's talking about him getting money from out of state, but that fat fuck from Minnesota.

• 7:38Speaker 03

  Illinois.

• 7:39Speaker 01

  His, or Illinois, it's Illinois. His PAC has been putting money on Katie.

• 7:44The Fat Electrician?

  You want to know the crazy part?

• 7:45The Fat Electrician?

  How are they able to do that, state to state?

• 7:47Speaker 03

  Dude, it took, called, fucking politics.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  It's a PAC, like

• 7:49The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it's a PAC.

• 7:50The Fat Electrician?

  Guess who she got endorsed by yesterday or day before?

• 7:54The Fat Electrician?

  Satan.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  Satan.

• 7:55The Fat Electrician?

  Close enough.

• 7:57Speaker 03

  Hinge pose.

• 7:59The Fat Electrician?

  So, here's the ironic part. She's been doing the whole Brandon's anti-veteran thing, the whole campaign. Guess who she just got endorsed by? Name the most anti-veteran celebrity of

• 8:11Speaker 03

  Jane Fonda.

• 8:13The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  Are you, whoa.

• 8:15The Fat Electrician?

  No shit. Hanoi Jane?

• 8:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 8:17The Fat Electrician?

  No way.

• 8:18The Fat Electrician?

  Katie just got endorsed by Jane Fonda. Yes.

• 8:21Speaker 04

  That bitch is still alive?

• 8:22The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 8:22The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 8:23Speaker 03

  Damn shame.

• 8:25The Fat Electrician?

  She's the worst.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  Veterans?

• 8:27The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, all right, so

• 8:29Speaker 03

  I don't know any of this. Sorry.

• 8:30The Fat Electrician?

  Jane Fonda, during the Vietnam War, literally went to North Vietnam and filmed anti-American propaganda for the North Vietnamese.

• 8:40Speaker 03

  With the NBA.

• 8:41The Fat Electrician?

  During the Vietnam War, like, the Vietnam veterans nicknamed her Hanaway Jane.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  There's a video, that's what, have you ever been to a VFW?

• 8:48The Fat Electrician?

  She's sitting on a tank.

• 8:49Speaker 03

  If you go to a VFW in the urinal, there's a picture of her

• 8:52Speaker 04

  Face for you to piss on. I'm not joking.

• 8:55The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, I have a VFW story. Um, that's the only cool thing about the VFW, actually.

• 8:59Speaker 01

  I'm gonna look up the.

• 9:00The Fat Electrician?

  Um, yeah, she's like sitting on a tank with the NVA and she's like, let's get them, boys. Like, it's like a USO tour, but for the NVA. It's crazy.

• 9:10The Fat Electrician?

  Wild to do that. They never tried that with Afghanistan or the Taliban or anything.

• 9:15Speaker 01

  Bro, we were, we grabbed food before this and we're watching, like, the TVs are up in the restaurant and it's still. Brandon Herrera sucks.

• 9:23Speaker 04

  You're an old target. It's always funny watching a football game in his living room and then seeing what a piece of shit he is on TV like, I know that guy.

• 9:32The Fat Electrician?

  No, um, it's funny. Tyler's getting his surgery today. He said I could say that. And he was like talking about, he's like, dude, I've been, he's been here for a few days. He's getting his like stomach reconnected and shit. Like, right now, actually.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  Well, this is Tyler.

• 9:44The Fat Electrician?

  Tyler Vargas Andrews, whistling.

• 9:46Speaker 01

  Like Abby, Abby Gay.

• 9:47The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, cuz he's had a colostomy bag. He's like, super excited. I FaceTimed him. He's in great spirits, but, um. He's like, dude, I just keep seeing these ads for Brandon and he just looks cool as shit. Every ad. And he's like, he's just shooting like some awesome gun. And it's like, I don't know who, who said they could do these things? Cause he's like in a waiting room and it's just like Brandon on repeat. Not a bad deal.

• 10:12The Fat Electrician?

  How much are they spending on him right now? Like attack ads?

• 10:14Speaker 01

  A grillion and a half. Yeah, millions and millions.

• 10:19The Fat Electrician?

  I think a lot of people don't realize how much money goes in even against. It's like, oh, $10 million on attack ads just to spend against, just to make you look, which is bad.

• 10:27Speaker 04

  Kind of something that Brandon brought up to me before, cuz I was like, uh, not necessarily of the camp, like, voting doesn't matter, dude. Like, it's just the bad guys versus the bad guys, bro. But I know a bunch of people who are like that. I wasn't really like that, but, uh, I know a shitload of people who are like that. Like, voting doesn't matter. It's all, you know, we're all just puppets in the grand scheme of things. And, um. He was like, if that was true, why would they spend tens of millions of dollars both ways? I was like, oh, good point. Good point.

• 10:54The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, hundreds. Yeah, controversial opinion, right and wrong.

• 10:59Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:59The Fat Electrician?

  They spend, they spend tens of millions of dollars because they, sorry, they wanna be, they wanna be in the position of power.

• 11:05Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 11:06The Fat Electrician?

  But there's been studies done that show that public opinion influences policymakers and what they actually do, like 0.01%. So both of them are gonna fucking ignore what you want, but they both want you to vote them in for power.

• 11:22The Fat Electrician?

  This is why we need to listen to Richard Ryan. Have y'all seen what he's been doing with his, his bond thing?

• 11:27Speaker 01

  Oh, I love, I love his bond. You go in on it because it makes it complete. It should be the standard.

• 11:33The Fat Electrician?

  So I'm gonna butcher this. Richard's, it was Cody's birthday and he was like, he was telling us all about like AI and stuff and me and Rich made him stop talking.

• 11:40The Fat Electrician?

  He was being spooky.

• 11:41The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I was like, please stop scaring me. He's like, it's okay. We might make it. That's how he referred to humans, by the way. He's like, but if not, I'll make some cash. But he does this thing so we're like.

• 11:50The Fat Electrician?

  You guys thought the Autobots just built themselves?

• 11:53The Fat Electrician?

  Basically.

• 11:54The Fat Electrician?

  Pay attention.

• 11:55The Fat Electrician?

  His bond system is like, you go in, you go into office, you put a certain amount of cash up, and if you don't fulfill those promises, or at least attempt to, like, if you vote against something that you said you wouldn't vote for, that money's gone.

• 12:06Speaker 04

  One testicle.

• 12:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 12:08Speaker 04

  Try to get, see what happens.

• 12:10The Fat Electrician?

  So it's, I don't know, it's, it's pretty cool. I've been watching. I think everyone should do it cuz like it actually makes him accountable as opposed to like, well, things are complicated. It's government. Cuz they get voted in off of promises that are never kept, so.

• 12:22The Fat Electrician?

  That holds them accountable, especially when you look at Montana was $225 million for the senate race.

• 12:29The Fat Electrician?

  In Montana?

• 12:30The Fat Electrician?

  Yep. That was just for the senator. It was $225 million.

• 12:34Speaker 01

  You, you were telling me last time, yeah, when we were talking about it, it's proportionate. His, like, suggestion is that it be proportionate to whatever their income is.

• 12:41The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it's, it's like to their income and their, like, district or whatever, I think.

• 12:46The Fat Electrician?

  I don't like that.

• 12:46The Fat Electrician?

  You don't like, you don't like them?

• 12:47The Fat Electrician?

  No, because then that just puts a dollar, just puts a price tag on the candidate.

• 12:51Speaker 01

  The same as like.

• 12:52The Fat Electrician?

  From the company. No, I, I think you deport them. Gone.

• 12:55The Fat Electrician?

  If they don't vote, you just deport them.

• 12:57The Fat Electrician?

  If you lie and you go, don't do what you hear you, evicted.

• 13:01The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, you guys are well on your way up there in Minnesota.

• 13:03The Fat Electrician?

  Historically speaking, that's what humans have done.

• 13:06Speaker 04

  Castration.

• 13:06The Fat Electrician?

  That, not castration. That was the punishment, though. Like, you were exiled. Leave.

• 13:13The Fat Electrician?

  Speaking of exile, I had a run with the VFW.

• 13:16Speaker 04

  Okay, yes, VFW, sorry.

• 13:17The Fat Electrician?

  No, that's fine. Uh, I, uh, Aspen Dental's doing this thing where they're doing free dental care at a bunch of locations all over the country and like I show up.

• 13:25The Fat Electrician?

  For veterans?

• 13:26The Fat Electrician?

  For veterans.

• 13:27The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 13:27Speaker 01

  Ooh, like what quality of dental care? Is this like army care?

• 13:31The Fat Electrician?

  Better than the army.

• 13:31The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, you, you just like go and you sign up. By the time this comes out, it'll already be.

• 13:35Speaker 01

  What's, can I, can I ask something real quick, just to preface this? What, what was the VFW like started for? The Veterans of Foreign Fours, of course, but like, what was, what was their initial goal, you think?

• 13:46The Fat Electrician?

  I think initially it was, it's just my opinion. So I think initially it's a great idea and concept because like, especially when you take into like the time that it was established in World War I. I don't know the exact date, but after that. Guys came home to people and they were like, I was on an airplane. And they're like, what the fuck's an airplane? You know, like, they're like, there's an ocean. And like, we don't know the words you're using. So like, I think.

• 14:10The Fat Electrician?

  Ocean?

• 14:11The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. I think that was like all new and so like it was a good like community thing. And like now it's shifted into just, they say they do a lot of advocacy and they say they do a lot of like things like that, but.

• 14:22Speaker 04

  Actually, in eight, 1899.

• 14:24The Fat Electrician?

  1899?

• 14:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:25The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. I'm thinking of the, what is the thing where they, they, uh, Patton kicked him out of DC? Did I make that up or whatever?

• 14:32Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 14:32The Fat Electrician?

  Bonus army?

• 14:33The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 14:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, he made a video about it.

• 14:34The Fat Electrician?

  That's what I was thinking about. Um, but, um, now it's just kind of like a whole, it's a whole group and there's bars and stuff, but.

• 14:42The Fat Electrician?

  It wasn't Patton, it was MacArthur.

• 14:43The Fat Electrician?

  MacArthur, that's what I was thinking of. Um.

• 14:45The Fat Electrician?

  Fucking MacArthur.

• 14:45Speaker 04

  Crazy mother.

• 14:47Speaker 03

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• 14:54The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. It's got sleeves. Ponchos don't really have sleeves, but these ones do.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:01The Fat Electrician?

  See? Cody, you wear these every day. Go.

• 15:04Speaker 01

  I don't know if you guys have ever followed any of the unsubscribe guys on social media, but we wear ponchos literally every freaking day. I mean, me and Brandon, more than anyone, even during his congressional run, he's wearing a poncho because it looks so good. It feels great and it's super durable.

• 15:20The Fat Electrician?

  I just like the little glasses cleaner thingy they have.

• 15:22Speaker 01

  I know. Yeah, on the bottom of, of every poncho, there's glass, glasses cleaners.

• 15:27The Fat Electrician?

  That's actually really nice.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  Dude, the pearl snaps are so nice, too. You guys got the pearl snaps. I got regular buttons.

• 15:33The Fat Electrician?

  The western ones with the pearl snaps are the best ones.

• 15:35Speaker 01

  That's, that's what I wear all the time is that west, the heavy western one with the pearl snaps. It just, it fits and it looks good, man.

• 15:40Speaker 03

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• 16:05The Fat Electrician?

  But, um, I'm at this thing and they have like VFW members there and I'm like touring in Chicago, like their like headquarters and stuff. And they're like, hey, if you sign up, people will get like free dental care, like whatever they need and. And it's like a really cool program. And, uh, I see these three VFW guys in there and they were like all talking cuz Chicago traffic's horrible. 15 miles took an hour and a half to get from the airport to there. It was insane. And then like I look at the one dude and I go, hi, my name's Zachary Bell. And he goes, I know. We're in this together. And I was like, we definitely aren't. Like, and that's, I had just, I had just met everyone and I like shook the other guy's hands. And so then we're like getting a tour and it was like a weird movie, like The West Wing.

• 16:46The Fat Electrician?

  Or actually like where he's trying to talk to me the whole time where we're like walking around and Brandon from Leviathan's there like in the shadows, like waiting to like pull me back if something gets too, gets too bad. And I'm like, God, dude, it's fine. Well. We go, we leave the surgery center place and, uh, at the end he goes, Zach, I just want you to know that there's no hard feelings and like we're all in this together. And I go, we are not all in this together. You attacked me. You like tried to hurt me. Like, we're not friends. I don't like any of you. He goes, well, that's just the way you see it. And I go, I saw the memo that you sent internal to everyone disparaging me and my friends and everything. And he was just like, ah.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  What the memo say?

• 17:26The Fat Electrician?

  I had to pull it up, but it was, um, they basically said that we were YouTubers that were agitated and we were grifting for money.

• 17:33Speaker 01

  Oh, the one thing that we never fucking do.

• 17:35The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause we rejected the money. We actually.

• 17:38The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, because I, because me, Rich and you didn't run ads for them because we didn't agree with their policy.

• 17:45Speaker 03

  This is last summer. I'm sorry. Like halfway through your story, I remembered that. I was like, oh, I forgot about that whole thing.

• 17:53The Fat Electrician?

  And it was like, and they would like even send out like internal language to use, like to speak against this online and stuff. There's all sorts of different things.

• 18:00The Fat Electrician?

  What a bold strategy.

• 18:02The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 18:03The Fat Electrician?

  Imagine being the, the, an organization called the Veterans of Foreign Wars and you're gonna get into like any type of conflict with anybody and you're like, let's pick their home turf.

• 18:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 18:15The Fat Electrician?

  Let's fuck with these guys on the internet.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  Especially where they're down.

• 18:18The Fat Electrician?

  Army of people that still think fax machines are complicated.

• 18:22The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  Membership is down across the board. They're struggling because it is. How do we bring in new soldiers?

• 18:28The Fat Electrician?

  Historically speaking, the VFW has always been fucking pretentious.

• 18:33The Fat Electrician?

  They're very, and I haven't had like the best experiences going in there in general.

• 18:38Speaker 03

  I was gonna say it's like a dollar beer.

• 18:39The Fat Electrician?

  It's a dollar beer. I like the idea of it. I used to go on Veterans Day and I would like, you know, put some tabs down for like the old dudes who've been there for a while. That's cool. You know, they have the, uh, Jane Fonda sticker in the urinal. That's hilarious. They can put that in there. Um.

• 18:54Speaker 03

  Smoke cigarettes inside.

• 18:55The Fat Electrician?

  You can smoke cigarettes. Yeah, the one by my house you could.

• 18:58Speaker 01

  What it kills me about the.

• 18:59Speaker 03

  For the rifle.

• 19:01Speaker 01

  Accusing you guys of the grifting thing. It's like, we all make our money elsewhere. We just like better and so because we've been there.

• 19:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 19:10Speaker 01

  Like, you know, with fucking, you're probably gonna see an ad here in a minute for Manscaped or something.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  We don't need the fucking money. We're not grifting off the fucking VFW.

• 19:21The Fat Electrician?

  Know what it was. Basically they approached, I believe me, Rich and you, and they were offering us money to help them basically run ads on our channel to push forward a bill that they wanted to get signed into law. And I know nothing about this. So I just immediately deferred to Zach and be like, Zach, what is this? Is it good? Is it bad? Should I do it? And Zach said, no. And then Zach basically explained, the VFW wants to make it essentially so you have to go to them and like two other places to help you get, um, VA disability. They wanted to like monopolize it. So you couldn't go to anybody else. And Zach's like, it's anti-free market. It's giving people less options. It's not good. So I said, okay, I won't run the ad. Don't, I don't take the money. I moved on and then they attacked us for it.

• 20:05The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. And they still remember. So they're like, ah, it's not that big of a deal.

• 20:08Speaker 01

  Oh, man, that sucks. Cause I remember going with my grandfather and like the cigarette smoke and the stale beer smell at the VFW when I was a kid.

• 20:16The Fat Electrician?

  It's the thing is like local chapters are cool as shit. Cause even when all that was going down, there was all kinds of people from like local chapters that were like the leader of their local that were like, this is bullshit. I'm sorry this happened to you guys. We don't agree with it. This is all like the big corporate office out of DC. So like, there's a ton of good people in the organization. It's just the people at the very top are running it.

• 20:34The Fat Electrician?

  In DC in particular.

• 20:36Speaker 01

  I feel like it's kind of frowned upon for a bunch of veterans to start a group now.

• 20:40The Fat Electrician?

  I, the crazy, and like even in Ed's, but like Ed talked about it in his book, Ed Eaton, like when he got home from Vietnam, they wouldn't even let him join the VFW.

• 20:49The Fat Electrician?

  No one talks about that. Really? Like.

• 20:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, all the World War II boys were kind of.

• 20:54The Fat Electrician?

  All the, all the VFW guys were not originally not letting Vietnam vets join the VFW because it wasn't a real war. It was a police action. You boys aren't allowed. And it's like, there's never gonna be a real war ever again. I hate to fucking break it to you.

• 21:10Speaker 01

  Oh, that's ridiculous.

• 21:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Now those same guys are, they've passed on the gatekeeping to them.

• 21:15Speaker 03

  The Vietnam guys are crazy. And I've, I've been to a couple of different VFWs with veteran, veteran buddies of mine and the Vietnam vets, some of them are like very gatekeepy about what war is.

• 21:27Speaker 01

  Everyone's unfortunately, it is a gatekeepy. All veterans down the line. It's like, oh, well, you're, oh, well, you're doing, and then it's like, pug.

• 21:39The Fat Electrician?

  I was just gonna ask you that. Cause I feel like in my experience, the most gatekeepy people about like what, what war is, what a deployment is, but it's always like a supply guy.

• 21:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 21:50The Fat Electrician?

  Or it's, it's never like an 11 Bravo that's been in the shit the entire time. It's always some dude that like,

• 21:57Speaker 03

  send me back, brother. Hold me back. I'll go back right now. Right now.

• 22:08The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. They have a certain shirt. They have a very specific shirt that they're wearing.

• 22:12Speaker 01

  Fucking, oh.

• 22:14The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's, yeah.

• 22:16Speaker 03

  Veterans Day, they are changing their profile picture. It's like.

• 22:20The Fat Electrician?

  That's actually one of my, I made a meme about that and it's a guy, I found a Getty image of just like a stock photo of a dude wearing like dog tags. And he's like on his laptop. And it's, the text says, uh, the guy who's getting ready to upload his veteran photo for social media and it's Creed and it's like, hello, my friend, we meet again.

• 22:44The Fat Electrician?

  That used to.

• 22:45Speaker 03

  Applebee's gonna be fucking lit, dude. Hold my down.

• 22:49The Fat Electrician?

  No, yeah, they remember. It's good. I've moved on. It was just funny that now they're like trying to smooth out the edges of it instead of being like, yeah, we're sorry.

• 22:58Speaker 03

  Accepted their.

• 22:58The Fat Electrician?

  I did not accept.

• 22:59Speaker 03

  Their invitation?

• 23:00The Fat Electrician?

  I did not accept his apology.

• 23:01Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 23:02The Fat Electrician?

  It was not their event.

• 23:03The Fat Electrician?

  No, it was not their event.

• 23:04Speaker 03

  Oh, oh.

• 23:05The Fat Electrician?

  It was sheer coincidence. They wound up at the same place.

• 23:08Speaker 03

  I thought, I thought they invited you and you accepted.

• 23:09The Fat Electrician?

  No, and then they separated us to go to different lunches. So they, they went to a different place and I went over there and I was like, I didn't do anything wrong. Like I was the guy who was just like, I don't want you to monopolize the market. And they're like, liar.

• 23:22Speaker 03

  Well, they didn't stand to lose potentially billions of dollars. So.

• 23:26The Fat Electrician?

  And then they dumped a bunch of money into a program called like vsafe.org or whatever, which is where you can now go report people and I think, I think it's people and organizations that you think are fraudulent.

• 23:37Speaker 04

  Bonjour, compadre. It's the.

• 23:41Speaker 04

  How do I negotiate so many great travel deals? My greatest gadget, the Priceline app. It's got hotel deals, flight deals, rental car deals, all of those deals in a bundle. Deals, game day deals, concert trip deals. No one deals more deals than Priceline. Hold your horses. There's more. The app lets you filter hotels by neighborhood, vibe, star level and amenities like pools and spas and beachfronts. And wait, I'm not done. Stop cutting me off.

• 24:07The Fat Electrician?

  Helping veterans. There's no criteria except for the one that they create, which is part of that bill. They're like, listen, we don't want to monopolize it. We'll just make a credentialing standard ourselves.

• 24:16The Fat Electrician?

  As a guy that does business stuff sometimes, what if instead you took those billions of dollars and just created a better service and people would just use you instead? Then you're still helping people.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Capitalism.

• 24:28Speaker 01

  Unplug your mic. Going to.

• 24:31The Fat Electrician?

  We're just gonna pass the bill. Somebody kill this man.

• 24:35The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that was, that was an interesting time.

• 24:38Speaker 01

  That would be crazy if Unsubscribe did that.

• 24:42The Fat Electrician?

  Cool. I can't.

• 24:43Speaker 03

  That's a lot of work.

• 24:45The Fat Electrician?

  I can't wait to look down from heaven.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  It's not my company.

• 24:49The Fat Electrician?

  Disability.

• 24:51Speaker 03

  That's how we test everyone. Licks veterans.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  Have you had the Connor?

• 24:57The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  Open the door. There's just a long line. Oh, Connor's gonna, get him some water bottles.

• 25:03The Fat Electrician?

  Neil Patrick Harris from Starship Troopers.

• 25:05Speaker 03

  He's scared.

• 25:09The Fat Electrician?

  Brain injury, brain injury.

• 25:11Speaker 03

  TBI.

• 25:12The Fat Electrician?

  Burn pit, burn pit, burn pit.

• 25:14Speaker 01

  Domestic violence.

• 25:17Speaker 03

  He's scared. He's scared.

• 25:23Speaker 03

  Shh. I have to sleep in bed with you one night. Just see how you, if you have restful sleep through the night.

• 25:29The Fat Electrician?

  That would be great. Yeah. That would actually be great.

• 25:31Speaker 03

  If you make it through that, it's depending on how many times you wake me up. I'm a very deep sleeper. If you manage to get me awake over the course of the night, more than two times, that's a hundred percent disability.

• 25:41The Fat Electrician?

  You have to cover, you have to sleep with a lot of veterans a night.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  I'm down.

• 25:45The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 25:46The Fat Electrician?

  Service to his community. I appreciate that.

• 25:49The Fat Electrician?

  Just don't give him the CPAP machine. You won't even fall asleep.

• 25:52Speaker 03

  You've tried to wake me up before.

• 25:54Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  Oh, you're a gnarly sleeper, buddy.

• 25:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. Cause the one time I was like.

• 25:59Speaker 01

  You always put your hand down.

• 26:00Speaker 03

  I was putting my hands down my pants on his couch in his living room in front of his wife and son.

• 26:05Speaker 01

  Well, you, you're not doing it for any nefarious purposes.

• 26:08Speaker 03

  I'm asleep. I'm protecting myself. Caveman mode.

• 26:12Speaker 01

  I've, I've woken you up like three times on my couch before. And yeah, that's like your natural, just like.

• 26:18Speaker 03

  Yeah. Cause I'm locked up. I'm posted up, dude. Pterodactyls are trying to eat my junk.

• 26:23Speaker 03

  That's caveman monkey brain, protecting the bits and bobs.

• 26:25Speaker 01

  I've asked my son to wake up and he's like.

• 26:29The Fat Electrician?

  Are you okay?

• 26:32The Fat Electrician?

  Now.

• 26:34Speaker 03

  Every time that this has happened before. So about these veterans.

• 26:39The Fat Electrician?

  I like it. I think it'll work. Yay, veterans. It's been pretty good. What else has happened?

• 26:44Speaker 01

  Oh shit. Yeah. What are you guys working on?

• 26:47The Fat Electrician?

  In the podcast at Nick's Fortress of Solitude. It's pretty fun. He's like, he's slowly buying the town. He's becoming the Jimmy of Iowa. You know, like how Jimmy owns like North Carolina, Mr. Beast?

• 27:00Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  I didn't know you were on a first name basis.

• 27:02The Fat Electrician?

  Every dollar that moves around in that, in that like ecosystem.

• 27:06Speaker 03

  The Beast Bucks.

• 27:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, Beast Bucks. It's fat bucks.

• 27:11The Fat Electrician?

  It's the goal.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  You're buying the whole town.

• 27:13The Fat Electrician?

  Don't worry about it.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  Chappelle talks a skit about that. He has a whole bit about buying his town. He's like, I like it. White people hate it. It's like, but then they're, they're knocking on each other. Like the fire station. They were trying to sell that when I was out of town. Why? Because I'm buying the whole fucking town. It's like, but those narcs, they run up and they're like, hey, hey, Mr. Spel. They're still in the fire. I bought that bitch. The dude, the town that he's from, is like Butt Ohio is actually really nice.

• 27:37The Fat Electrician?

  Is it really?

• 27:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:38The Fat Electrician?

  I know you put a comedy club there.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  It's just like a cute little, yeah, downtown. Wait, what's the name? I, I called it Butt. Oh, I, I thought you were. No, I can't remember the name off the top of my head. It's like, you know where I'm from. It's like maybe 45 minutes away from there. Oh, okay.

• 27:52Speaker 01

  Moody, I, I just showed her the fucking skit that Chappelle did. The, uh, the supremacist, the white supremacist skit.

• 27:59Speaker 03

  Oh, black white supremacist. Clayton Bigsby.

• 28:01Speaker 01

  Clayton Bigsby. She's never seen that before and I showed it to her.

• 28:05Speaker 03

  Divorced his wife.

• 28:06Speaker 01

  He's black.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  Why did she divorce his wife?

• 28:12The Fat Electrician?

  Still can't believe that was on like normal TV.

• 28:14Speaker 03

  Out the gate. That was episode one.

• 28:17The Fat Electrician?

  Was it really?

• 28:17Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oh yeah. That was season one, episode one. He went hard.

• 28:22Speaker 01

  Damn, that was like, that was like 2005, four?

• 28:26Speaker 03

  2001 or two. 2021 or 2001, I want to say, cause I was in high school.

• 28:31The Fat Electrician?

  It was very formative. Cause that's what we used to do before memes is just yell Chappelle show bits at each other. Yeah, and Borat. I actually want to see the new Borat movie. They just, or whatever it's called. Uh, Trying to Stay Relevant? You don't, you don't, you don't like it? Have you seen it?

• 28:48Speaker 01

  2003. Hold on Connor, sit down and tell us what his new film is called.

• 28:52Speaker 03

  Oh yeah. The, uh, Trying to Stay Relevant by Sacha Baron Cohen.

• 28:56The Fat Electrician?

  Oh man. Now I feel bad for wanting to see it.

• 28:59The Fat Electrician?

  It's fine. You can, you can want to see things that are 20 years out of date.

• 29:02The Fat Electrician?

  See, there it is. A little bit of a.

• 29:06Speaker 03

  Keep up, grandpa. A little bit of that. What's he doing in this one? Oh, it's the Ali G show. He brought it back.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 29:12The Fat Electrician?

  It's the same thing. He's like.

• 29:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's Ali G.

• 29:15The Fat Electrician?

  The people and, but he's Ali G.

• 29:17Speaker 03

  People wouldn't.

• 29:18The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, fuck that. I have way more exciting news for movies that are coming back.

• 29:21The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 29:22The Fat Electrician?

  One of my favorite shit films of all time is Van Helsing with Hugh Jackman.

• 29:27Speaker 03

  I love that movie.

• 29:28The Fat Electrician?

  They're doing a reboot.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  No shit.

• 29:29The Fat Electrician?

  Filming in 2027 with Hugh Jackman.

• 29:31Speaker 03

  Hugh Jackman?

• 29:32The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 29:32Speaker 03

  Wait.

• 29:32The Fat Electrician?

  Where's a, where's Kate Beckinsale?

• 29:35Speaker 03

  That did shit to me. Okay, that'll be.

• 29:37The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, when I was like eight, the coolest thing on the planet was a fucking drum mag fully automatic crossbow that Hugh Jackman is shooting at hot vampires.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 29:48The Fat Electrician?

  They were very hot.

• 29:50The Fat Electrician?

  In cinema. Like this is fantastic.

• 29:52Speaker 03

  As a cool Jack werewolf, that did shit to me.

• 29:56The Fat Electrician?

  Everyone had leather too. Everyone was always in leather.

• 30:00Speaker 03

  That was the cool, cool vampire time. That movie is a fucking retarded ass movie, but it kicks ass. Same with the Wild Wild West with Will Smith.

• 30:07The Fat Electrician?

  I love.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  That movie's so good.

• 30:09The Fat Electrician?

  Cool.

• 30:11The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, I love that.

• 30:11Speaker 01

  Fucking Saw blades hunting down people. That was cool as shit.

• 30:15The Fat Electrician?

  Somebody was sitting around like, hear me out. What if the South had like Nazi level engineering technology?

• 30:22Speaker 03

  Do you not know how that movie got started?

• 30:24The Fat Electrician?

  Spiderman.

• 30:25Speaker 03

  The spider, that you know, the giant fuck off tarantula, mechanical tarantula? Oh, there's a whole bit behind this. Studio created that giant fuck off tarantula that's at the end of the movie. And they went, guys, we have this giant fuck off mechanical tarantula CG. Can you make a movie about it? And they had nothing. They made the entire movie.

• 30:45The Fat Electrician?

  No way.

• 30:46The Fat Electrician?

  Same thing with Baywatch and Pam Anderson's tits.

• 30:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:48The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, basically.

• 30:50Speaker 01

  The Fresh Prince is going good. We should hire this guy. Like Men in Black is going good.

• 30:55The Fat Electrician?

  Look how StopBox prevents people that shouldn't have access to guns from getting access to guns.

• 30:59Speaker 03

  Booga booga. Cannot get gun.

• 31:02Speaker 01

  Eli can't access it.

• 31:03Speaker 03

  Can't. I don't know the password.

• 31:09The Fat Electrician?

  Adults can open it really fast to get to their gun. Children can't.

• 31:13Speaker 03

  Dad, can I play with your gun now?

• 31:15The Fat Electrician?

  I don't even put guns in mine. I put all the Band-Aids in it. So my kids can't get to the Band-Aids. Cause they're at the age where they think anytime they bump anything, they need to put a Band-Aid on it.

• 31:24Speaker 01

  I'm actually going to need one of those soon for my bedside. Cause I'm having a baby and, you know, when they start walking, I don't want them grabbing my bedside, but I want it to be easily available for me. You know, if someone breaks in the house or something.

• 31:36Speaker 03

  No electronics needed for that thing. And as you can see, I couldn't even open it.

• 31:40The Fat Electrician?

  Made in the USA.

• 31:42Speaker 03

  No keys, no batteries, and it never fails.

• 31:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, Eli, talk about, talk about your experience opening StopBox.

• 31:48Speaker 03

  I can't.

• 31:48The Fat Electrician?

  Tell us all about it.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  I can't. I've yet to open one.

• 31:51The Fat Electrician?

  So easy. An 11 Bravo could do it.

• 31:54Speaker 03

  I did it on my third try. StopBox also offers a range of other innovative products, including their brand new StopBox Ucan, which Nick was talking about. That's the barrel thing. Ben, put it up here.

• 32:06Speaker 01

  For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off at StopBox when you use code unsubscribe at checkout. Head to StopBoxUSA.com and use code unsubscribe for 10% off your entire order. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them that Unsubscribe sent you.

• 32:26Speaker 03

  The original Spider-Man or Superman that never got made is where that spider came from. Oh yeah. Nick Cage Spider-Man. That was Superman. That's what happened. That guy that created it failed into that position pitched it to Jantin Bob. Oh, um, Kevin Smith.

• 32:42The Fat Electrician?

  Nealon.

• 32:42Speaker 03

  Damn. Kevin Smith. Read the script for Superman. He's like, okay, what's the spider part? Like Superman's going to find a giant spider. He's like,

• 32:53Speaker 03

  okay.

• 32:53The Fat Electrician?

  He's got fucking laser beams for eyes, right?

• 32:56The Fat Electrician?

  But it's a really big spider.

• 32:59The Fat Electrician?

  I'm sorry.

• 32:59Speaker 03

  And then they turned it into that.

• 33:00The Fat Electrician?

  Superman versus a steam engine spider.

• 33:03Speaker 01

  Really? Like, forgive me if I'm getting this wrong. Wasn't, that's why, um, uh, uh, the Matrix. They wanted Will Smith to be Morpheus in the, yeah.

• 33:14Speaker 03

  But not Morpheus, a fucking.

• 33:16Speaker 01

  A Neo, but he did Wild Wild West instead, right?

• 33:20Speaker 03

  Great choice. Yeah. Excellent choice.

• 33:23Speaker 03

  Well, then the Matrix would have sucked. Oh, a hundred percent. And then Wild Wild West wouldn't have been made. And that's the greatest film ever printed.

• 33:30The Fat Electrician?

  I, I don't care. Van Helsing is getting remade. Now I just need a sequel to Constantine and I'll be able to die happy.

• 33:35Speaker 03

  Oh dude, Constantine's so fucking good.

• 33:37The Fat Electrician?

  I would also like a Reign of Fire sequel.

• 33:39The Fat Electrician?

  This is.

• 33:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:41The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know how they would write it. He lives and he's like, I lived.

• 33:44Speaker 03

  I'm unfamiliar. I just like.

• 33:45The Fat Electrician?

  Reign of Fire?

• 33:46Speaker 03

  Dude, the dragons?

• 33:47The Fat Electrician?

  Matthew McConaughey fighting dragons with an axe.

• 33:49Speaker 01

  He's, he's an American veteran and they're fighting like dragons have killed like the majority of the world.

• 33:56Speaker 03

  Rain like water from the sky or rain like a king?

• 33:58The Fat Electrician?

  Like, rain like a king. Christian Bale's just trying to grow tomatoes, but these fucking dragons keep burning his tomatoes. So he hires a grizzled American war veteran with an axe.

• 34:08Speaker 01

  With a tank. He's got a tank too.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  Which also kill, I love that they're like, okay, we skydive onto the dragons. I'm like.

• 34:16The Fat Electrician?

  Their tactics were insane.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  Question. Uh.

• 34:21Speaker 01

  We, we have tanks.

• 34:24Speaker 03

  Humans, they fly for a living. We don't. What are we going to do? We're going to open up and fucking ax them today.

• 34:30The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. They had like grappling hooks and they would fall from the sky. So crazy.

• 34:36Speaker 03

  And again, the end where he's like, ah, with the axe.

• 34:40The Fat Electrician?

  It's just, what are you doing? He might make it. He might make it.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  I've never heard of this movie, but this is very strong.

• 34:47Speaker 01

  It was, it was Attack on Titan before Attack on Titan.

• 34:49The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it is.

• 34:50Speaker 01

  You had to watch it.

• 34:50The Fat Electrician?

  Waterworld's good too.

• 34:51Speaker 03

  Waterworld's a good one.

• 34:52The Fat Electrician?

  Waterworld's fantastic.

• 34:54Speaker 01

  They're Kevin, uh.

• 34:55Speaker 03

  Costner.

• 34:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  And one of the biggest bombs ever.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  I know. I love that movie though.

• 35:02The Fat Electrician?

  When I had cable, it would just play on TNT randomly. Fuck, now I have to watch Kevin Costner drink his.

• 35:08The Fat Electrician?

  It's always the scene where he's going through his piss. Every time he turns on his TV.

• 35:11The Fat Electrician?

  It's that or the fucking tomato plant. He's trying to buy the tomato plant.

• 35:16Speaker 01

  When, when you were a kid on Sunday, it was you, your dad was always watching Waterworld or Braveheart playing on TNT.

• 35:26The Fat Electrician?

  Oh my God. Braveheart on TNT is such a core memory. And then right after, and then right after Waterworld gets over, it's six hours of Charmed. Just three hot witch sisters blowing up demons.

• 35:40Speaker 01

  TNT can only afford so many wives. It's like they, they bought fucking Braveheart.

• 35:47Speaker 03

  They announced though, they're making a movie Crossed and it's one of the few comics to movies. I was like, ooh, wow. Oh, I keep getting recommended that. What is it? Bro, look up just a screenshot from the comic. Oh, it's like horrifically graphic. I've seen it. Yeah, it is. No idea how they're making a movie about that. It's kind of like the Walking Dead style.

• 36:08Speaker 01

  It's the guy that did Preacher, isn't it?

• 36:10Speaker 03

  There's a, there is a bunch of just up shit. Like their core, they scream is rip, kill. That's it. And they show everything in like comic.

• 36:20Speaker 01

  The comic we're going to, I think it's the same one.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  They've never done live action because people was like, well, you can't make this actually film it. Is it going to be like an HBO thing?

• 36:30Speaker 03

  The trailer, I mean, dude. Oh, they made like a movie? They're making a movie and it's so far, it's like the screenshots are matching the film and they're like, oh, like, bro. Show you one screenshot and you're going to be like, what the fuck?

• 36:44Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's this, it's the same guy that wrote the, the preacher, the, the preacher graphic novels. I think it's the same guy. Cause he did a couple of the Punishers.

• 36:52The Fat Electrician?

  God damn. They like scary Templars or something?

• 36:58Speaker 04

  No idea.

• 36:59Speaker 01

  I think it's, is it an anthology where it goes through different, different storylines or something?

• 37:05The Fat Electrician?

  That would be.

• 37:05Speaker 01

  Yeah. Cause I, I tried to, I tried to buy that series. I went on eBay and tried to get some of those and they're expensive as they don't print them anymore because they're so nasty.

• 37:15The Fat Electrician?

  I will also say if we're getting into comic talk, absolute Batman fucks. The absolute Batman story series.

• 37:21Speaker 04

  I've heard it's like level bizarre. It's Batman. That's not rich and just a badass.

• 37:26The Fat Electrician?

  He's just a mechanical engineer. Like one of his weapons is he pulls his like, what are they called? Ears?

• 37:33Speaker 04

  And they're jacked.

• 37:33The Fat Electrician?

  And he's jacked and mechanical engineer pulls his ears out. Now they're knives and he starts stabbing motherfuckers.

• 37:39Speaker 04

  It's Bane, like he's Bane jacked. Like he is fucking yoke dude.

• 37:43The Fat Electrician?

  His bat is an axe, a battle axe on his chest and he like takes his stick, pulls off his chest and he's like, it's accents. It's sick as hell. I, I love it.

• 37:53Speaker 01

  Like Batman if he wasn't a.

• 37:56The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, basically. If he's just blasting TRT.

• 37:58The Fat Electrician?

  I have no idea if the comic book nerds liked the movie or not, but the new Clayface is really good.

• 38:05Speaker 01

  Did you watch it?

• 38:05The Fat Electrician?

  I liked it. Yeah.

• 38:06The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, fuck.

• 38:07The Fat Electrician?

  It might be the, my favorite DC movie ever made.

• 38:10Speaker 01

  Really?

• 38:10The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. It's real good.

• 38:12Speaker 01

  They didn't get gay with it or anything?

• 38:13The Fat Electrician?

  I went, I went into that movie with zero expectations. Didn't even know who Clayface was. It's just a good movie.

• 38:19The Fat Electrician?

  Damn.

• 38:20The Fat Electrician?

  Superhero comic book shit aside.

• 38:21Speaker 04

  Just a. Bonjour compadre. It's the.

• 38:26Speaker 04

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• 38:52Speaker 01

  Fun.

• 38:53The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Just a fun movie.

• 38:54The Fat Electrician?

  Better than the first Joker? Like the new, the new Joker that came out?

• 38:58The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, it's hard to compare to, oh, it's better than the new Joker.

• 39:02The Fat Electrician?

  Not the new one. I'm talking like the.

• 39:03Speaker 04

  Not the duet one.

• 39:04The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, the.

• 39:05Speaker 04

  It's better than that one. It's going in with the idea of how do we make these villains actual, humanize them or make them serial killers?

• 39:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 04

  Or tell this really dark grounded story, very gritty, and they're doing a.

• 39:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 39:17Speaker 04

  It was really fucking fantastic job of it.

• 39:19The Fat Electrician?

  Gunn that directed that one?

• 39:21Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 39:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it was, it was good.

• 39:22The Fat Electrician?

  Hell yeah.

• 39:22Speaker 04

  I was everybody was talking about the, the Penguin TV show with Colin Farrell was apparently really good.

• 39:26The Fat Electrician?

  That's actually incredible.

• 39:27Speaker 04

  I haven't seen it, but.

• 39:28The Fat Electrician?

  It's great.

• 39:28Speaker 04

  You watch it?

• 39:29The Fat Electrician?

  It's great.

• 39:29Speaker 04

  Super good. Also, Jesus Christ, the ending. I was like.

• 39:32The Fat Electrician?

  I mean.

• 39:33Speaker 04

  Don't talk about it.

• 39:35The Fat Electrician?

  Here's what I will say. Colin Farrell is acting his ass off. The entire time you're like, holy shit. You're like emotional stuff and you're like, you root for him. It's, it's, you just go back and forth and you're like, how is this? You don't even see anything but him. Like it's just him. It's kind of like the sub world of the Batman universe.

• 39:54Speaker 01

  We talking like in Bruges levels right now?

• 39:56The Fat Electrician?

  Holy shit. I love in Bruges.

• 39:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're just talking about movie. Welcome to the movies we like podcast.

• 40:03The Fat Electrician?

  Veterans, veterans, veterans.

• 40:04Speaker 01

  Ball knowledge drop there.

• 40:07The Fat Electrician?

  I just, I saw a clip the other day that, uh, he didn't want to do that movie because he had just got out of rehab.

• 40:13Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 40:13The Fat Electrician?

  And, uh, he's talking to the director and director's like, yeah, yeah, go fuck yourself. You're in the movie. Like, cause he's like, he's like, I've got a little bit of history right now. I'm sorry, show. I'm just trying to steal your culture. We got a wee bit of history right now with a bit of the drink.

• 40:28Speaker 01

  All right. I gotta ask, okay, we've done our favorite movie time for the past 20 minutes.

• 40:34The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 40:35Speaker 01

  What are veteran or not veteran, excuse me, what are enlisted dudes up to these days? War.

• 40:40The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I'm hearing they're, they're all getting ready to ship to a certain place. Uh, there's a lot of.

• 40:45Speaker 04

  Start with an I.

• 40:46The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. And it's a straight area. Um, that's what I'm hearing lately. Uh. Just when, when real war does kick off again, if there is a world war three type scenario and there's like a draft, I think the part I'm looking forward to most is I'm a thousand percent certain, you know, like world war two, shit got out of hand. They were letting dudes like draw pinups and shit on their planes. Cause fuck it. Why not? The new pinups are a hundred percent gonna be anime chicks.

• 41:15Speaker 04

  They already are tits.

• 41:16The Fat Electrician?

  I mean.

• 41:17The Fat Electrician?

  No, I'm talking like full on side of a B two. Just anime tits.

• 41:22The Fat Electrician?

  And if they want to do that, maybe do a, a Goth girl. So we can move a few more echelons.

• 41:27The Fat Electrician?

  One of my favorite war movies ever that's like super underrated is about, I believe it's about Irish military. Um, the siege of Jattedville.

• 41:37Speaker 04

  Never heard of it.

• 41:38The Fat Electrician?

  I, I.

• 41:38Speaker 04

  Do your thing.

• 41:39The Fat Electrician?

  I think they're Irish, but basically there was.

• 41:42Speaker 04

  Do your thing. Yeah. Here's the Nick part. I can't wait to watch this on YouTube shorts for.

• 41:48Speaker 01

  The next five months.

• 41:52The Fat Electrician?

  Some of the YouTube shorts aren't even me anymore. They've AI'd my voice and it's the shit that I've never even said or talked about. And they're just taking clips. It doesn't match my mouth, but it's my voice saying shit that I've never said. It's insane.

• 42:04Speaker 04

  All right. The battle of Duba do.

• 42:07The Fat Electrician?

  The UN needed to send a peacekeeping, peacekeeping crew down to Africa somewhere for some civil war and they sent down a bunch of Irish guys because

• 42:14Speaker 04

  What abouts?

• 42:15The Fat Electrician?

  Famously neutral and they wound up getting into this huge siege and basically like a platoon of Irish dudes held off 500 guys by themselves.

• 42:24The Fat Electrician?

  Hell yeah.

• 42:24The Fat Electrician?

  It's a good ass movie.

• 42:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. Tell us about the guy, the guys, who, were the guys attacking them? Was this like a bunch of like African people?

• 42:32The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 42:34Speaker 04

  Was there always a racial thing with you?

• 42:36The Fat Electrician?

  Well, it was in Africa in his defense. Like who else would be doing it?

• 42:39Speaker 04

  Fucking.

• 42:39The Fat Electrician?

  The Swiss.

• 42:42Speaker 04

  Well, I mean, they were there.

• 42:43The Fat Electrician?

  Wouldn't that be a funny war?

• 42:44Speaker 04

  Oh wait, not the Swiss.

• 42:45The Fat Electrician?

  The Swiss and the Irish getting into it. The two neutral countries is having their own, their own side quest against each other.

• 42:52Speaker 04

  Well, it's like that movie with, I think it's Ricky Gervais has like the powers of God or whatever.

• 42:58The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, the invention of lying?

• 42:59Speaker 04

  No, ma- maybe I'm, I'm conflating two different movies.

• 43:02Speaker 01

  Incredible.

• 43:02Speaker 04

  But he's like, I hope there are no more, uh, or, uh, there are no more reasons for war or like something like that. And it's like the monkey polka type wish. And he like wakes up and turns on the news and it's like, in other news, New Zealand has declared war on Greenland for no reason at all.

• 43:20Speaker 01

  Absolutely across the fucking.

• 43:22Speaker 04

  That's a Steve Carell one. Maybe. I think I'm mixing up like three movies in my mind. It's like a YouTube short. I scrolled past three months ago when I was drunk.

• 43:31The Fat Electrician?

  God damn it. Uh.

• 43:33Speaker 04

  What shows are?

• 43:34The Fat Electrician?

  Whoopi Goldberg. Nope.

• 43:37Speaker 04

  The view.

• 43:38The Fat Electrician?

  Little rascals.

• 43:39Speaker 04

  Perfect. Sandlot.

• 43:41The Fat Electrician?

  Sandlot.

• 43:42The Fat Electrician?

  Damn it. He's in all the top gun or yeah, uh, not the Mission Impossibles.

• 43:47The Fat Electrician?

  Simon Pegg.

• 43:48The Fat Electrician?

  Simon Pegg. Boom.

• 43:49Speaker 04

  James Bond.

• 43:50The Fat Electrician?

  Oh yeah. It's the Simon. Yeah. Yeah. We got it. We got there. We got there.

• 43:53The Fat Electrician?

  Intentionally deflecting. Points counted. Everyone at home counting.

• 43:56The Fat Electrician?

  I want it to be like LA weather right now. Nighttime. Really want it. No, not. It's everything bad with each wish. Really good.

• 44:06Speaker 01

  Uh, you went to fucking LA recently, didn't you?

• 44:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 44:09The Fat Electrician?

  Gross. Why?

• 44:13Speaker 01

  I just went up there for, uh, UFC. Was it three through one or three through two or something like that? I was, I was getting on Rampage's nerves, but I started doing it on purpose because I thought it was funny.

• 44:26Speaker 04

  Why were you getting on Rampage's nerves? There's all the people holding up a door in front of him.

• 44:32Speaker 01

  I didn't mean to upset him, but I'm like, hey, can I get a picture with you? And he's like, mother, I'm trying to go to my seat. I'm like, yeah, but your seat's over there next to me. Can I get a picture with you? Motherfucker, I'm going over here.

• 44:44Speaker 04

  You want to go back to jail, buddy? Relax.

• 44:47Speaker 01

  And then like, like Chuck showed up and he brought his belt. He, he had his UFC belt and stuff and he put it down and Rampage was still sitting there. And I was like, can I take a picture with you now? No. And I'm like, can I take a picture with you now? I was just bugging him all night. I did it on purpose. I just wanted to see what.

• 45:02Speaker 04

  Hell of a man to irritate.

• 45:07Speaker 01

  He, he's a, he's a cool dude. It was fun.

• 45:11The Fat Electrician?

  I know it's strange.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  I was just poking.

• 45:16The Fat Electrician?

  Maybe not him.

• 45:16Speaker 01

  Fucking Caleb Francis was there with me.

• 45:19Speaker 04

  And you all went out there.

• 45:20Speaker 01

  Uh, JD delay was there and, um, and so, you know, JD doesn't drink and Caleb Francis was like, Cody, you want you, do you want another tequila shot? And I'm like, no man, I'm like, I'm trying to just chill with everyone. He's like, take another tequila shot. And so like, I was taking tequila shots and just poking at Rampage. Like, can I get a picture with you? Can I get a picture with you?

• 45:42The Fat Electrician?

  First off, I love Caleb, but some things bugged me about him for years where it's like, you ever have one of those things where it's like, I, I recognize you from something. I know it's not actually you, but I can't figure out what it is.

• 45:51Speaker 04

  Dragon?

• 45:51The Fat Electrician?

  Yes. Yes.

• 45:53Speaker 04

  Are you serious?

• 45:53Speaker 01

  That's exactly what I was just thinking.

• 45:55The Fat Electrician?

  Which one?

• 45:56The Fat Electrician?

  Literally any of the male adult characters from How to Train Your Dragon is how he's built.

• 46:02The Fat Electrician?

  This wide.

• 46:05The Fat Electrician?

  He is a Viking from How to Train Your Dragon.

• 46:08The Fat Electrician?

  I'll say I was scrolling Instagram stories last night and he was dressed up as Bane and I was like, damn.

• 46:13Speaker 04

  Oh, his costume came in.

• 46:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, his costume came in and I was like, I had to zoom out. I was like, holy shit.

• 46:18Speaker 04

  We just talked about that yesterday. Yeah.

• 46:19The Fat Electrician?

  He was like, I hope it makes it.

• 46:23The Fat Electrician?

  Yesterday, he's like, I hope it makes it.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  So in the, in the, in the timeline, guys, I don't know when this is being released. Yesterday we had Caleb and Jack Mandeville on and it was, it was fun as shit.

• 46:33Speaker 04

  You'll either see that episode two weeks from now or you watched it last week.

• 46:37The Fat Electrician?

  I was born in the darkness.

• 46:41The Fat Electrician?

  He's probably wondering why you shoot a guy before you throw him out of play.

• 46:45Speaker 04

  You merely adopted the light.

• 46:50Speaker 04

  They'll be expecting one of us at the crash, brother.

• 46:54The Fat Electrician?

  You know what I'm saying? Throws Batman, breaks his back.

• 46:58Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 46:59The Fat Electrician?

  But first I'm gonna break your body.

• 47:02Speaker 04

  Victory has defeated you.

• 47:07Speaker 04

  We love you, Caleb. Wholeheartedly.

• 47:09The Fat Electrician?

  That'd be funny if that was actually Tom Hardy's real voice and they had to adjust it. It was, the real voice was actually Caleb.

• 47:16Speaker 04

  Then why are you people here?

• 47:18The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, dude.

• 47:23The Fat Electrician?

  Before I put on the mask.

• 47:26Speaker 04

  No one cared who I was till I put on the mask.

• 47:29The Fat Electrician?

  Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask. Do you desperately need a nicotine pouch every 15 minutes to feel normal?

• 47:35Speaker 04

  You my mom?

• 47:36Speaker 01

  Don't judge me.

• 47:37Speaker 04

  Are you stuck on the spike or the crash roller coaster with nicotine?

• 47:41Speaker 03

  Is nicotine making you anxious or stressed AF? Do you catch your heart racing out of nowhere? Do the drawbacks of nicotine completely outweigh the benefits? The lion does not concern himself with the sharp chest pain he gets every once in a while.

• 47:55Speaker 01

  He just reminded me I needed to do my addiction, but you know what? Maybe I'll try out these Ultra pouches.

• 48:03Speaker 03

  These are instant energy in a pouch.

• 48:05Speaker 01

  I've seen a lot of my friends switching over from nicotine pouches to the specifically because they don't just have caffeine in them. They also have L-theanine, vitamin B3, and vitamin B6 and B12.

• 48:18Speaker 03

  What do those do? Those balance your mood and make you feel good. Man, I am. Wow, that is caffeine and vitamins right into my upper lip. I have not done anything like this in a long time. My pupils are dilating.

• 48:30Speaker 01

  Nicotine pouches, you guys know you get your 10 to 15 minutes, but the Ultra Energy pouches, they deliver 30 to 60 minutes of energy.

• 48:39Speaker 03

  Plus they're packed with nootropics. That's good, that's good brain better than old tropics.

• 48:44Speaker 01

  Nootropics feeds your brain.

• 48:46Speaker 03

  So you can make more [__] jokes. Yeah, if you're out late at night and you need a quick boost, boom, try Ultra.

• 48:51Speaker 01

  Instead of a pre-workout, I tried the Ultra and it lasted through the entire workout.

• 48:55Speaker 03

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• 49:19The Fat Electrician?

  One time I did like a sled push. I was just like working out and it was a pretty decent amount of weight. I was gassed afterwards and then Caleb like retweeted and he's like, I wanna play? He had weights hanging off of it like a jingle truck in Afghanistan. It was the craziest [__] I'd ever seen.

• 49:35Speaker 03

  Dude, he's at 280 now, because we asked, it's like, how much do you weigh right now? He's like, oh, I'm down to 280. We're like, what were you at? And he was like 360 pounds.

• 49:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, there for a minute, like when he was like seriously training for the strongman stuff.

• 49:50Speaker 04

  His bulk diet is disgusting too.

• 49:52Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, we did the, we did the let him cook. Yeah.

• 49:57Speaker 04

  And he was drinking like two or three gallons of milk a day.

• 50:00Speaker 01

  But, but the, on the, the let him cook that we did, it was, uh, it was, we-

• 50:06Speaker 03

  Tuna and coconut, Coke, Coca-Cola.

• 50:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was tuna and Coca-Cola, but then we did the, we did the chicken. Didn't we do something with chicken?

• 50:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, boyslop was-

• 50:15The Fat Electrician?

  No, he liquefies a rotisserie chicken.

• 50:17Speaker 03

  A rotisserie chicken.

• 50:19Speaker 01

  Cause we, we got the rotisserie chicken, yeah, or what was in there? Cause it was a rotisserie chicken from HEB and we pulled it apart and then we put it in my food processor. And it was rotisserie chicken and something.

• 50:33Speaker 04

  And he goes, and it tastes just like cold chicken noodle soup. Which it does, but it's gross.

• 50:39The Fat Electrician?

  I've never looked at a rotisserie chicken and been like, can I cut some time off this?

• 50:45Speaker 03

  What if I could drink this? God, I hate the texture. Let me ruin it.

• 50:50The Fat Electrician?

  Pull this bird apart real quick.

• 50:52Speaker 03

  Dude, the, the Coke and tuna was not that, surprisingly not as bad as you figured it would be.

• 50:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, the diet Coke and tuna, cause he, cause he said like Arnold and all those dudes were doing it back in the day because they didn't have protein shakes then.

• 51:05Speaker 03

  When we do have choices.

• 51:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, and now again, thank you, modern science.

• 51:10Speaker 01

  Now our protein tastes like cereal milk.

• 51:13The Fat Electrician?

  We can milk a Jaco right now.

• 51:17Speaker 03

  Jaco milk.

• 51:22Speaker 03

  Why would you name your product that?

• 51:26Speaker 03

  Like, no, I'm not, mm-mm, anything else.

• 51:29Speaker 04

  Dude, I'm gonna sell a product, it's gonna be called trout milk.

• 51:32Speaker 01

  Oh my God, it sounds like a Meat Canyon skit. We, we hang up fucking, uh, first for Andy Frisellis. We just milk him for all his protein.

• 51:41Speaker 04

  It's like thick and you're like, oh, it tastes like he's dehydrated.

• 51:44The Fat Electrician?

  CEO, milk me.

• 51:46Speaker 03

  Milk me.

• 51:46The Fat Electrician?

  Milk the CEO.

• 51:48Speaker 03

  Giving those Meat Canyon nipples he draws. Big and meaty.

• 51:54Speaker 03

  We're all so strong, boys.

• 51:56The Fat Electrician?

  What form? First form! What form? First form!

• 52:01Speaker 01

  Also, Andy, we love you too.

• 52:04Speaker 03

  They dismount him, he gets in his nice car and drives off.

• 52:07Speaker 04

  You aren't sponsoring me, I'll say what I like.

• 52:09Speaker 03

  Nipples dragging on the street.

• 52:18Speaker 03

  Getting in his supercar, the doors closed, that catches nipples. Doors go [__] out.

• 52:24The Fat Electrician?

  It's like bat wings and just flapping.

• 52:29The Fat Electrician?

  He's like, that's the last Summer Slam I'm doing.

• 52:32Speaker 04

  I love the idea of having like, if you had like three foot long nipples and like getting them pierced at the end.

• 52:39The Fat Electrician?

  Well, I'm never getting invited to Missouri.

• 52:43Speaker 04

  You think I'm gonna get sponsored by a fucking fitness company? I stand by everything I said.

• 52:50Speaker 03

  Oh my God, I have to do my first form ad before the end of the [__] month.

• 52:55The Fat Electrician?

  Just to preface it, be like, don't try and milk Andy.

• 52:59Speaker 03

  What's this guy? Connor should come out with a line of pre-workout cigarettes.

• 53:03Speaker 04

  Dude, no, post-workout cigarettes hit so-

• 53:07Speaker 03

  Pre and post-workout cigarettes. Pre-workout- Protein cigarettes and beta-alec.

• 53:14Speaker 04

  They put protein in cigarettes? I, oh, nevermind, I'm not gonna say that in front of a camera.

• 53:19Speaker 04

  But yes, cigarettes after a workout, oh, just go like heavy lifting for like an hour and a half, hour 45, and then go hit the parking lot when it's like 35 degrees outside, light, gentle snow, pitch blackout. Weirdy got sued.

• 53:37Speaker 04

  On the lawsuits from death.

• 53:38The Fat Electrician?

  You're describing my enlistment.

• 53:41Speaker 01

  Protein cigarettes.

• 53:42Speaker 04

  Protein cigarettes.

• 53:44The Fat Electrician?

  I guess I should go for a cigarette right now.

• 53:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:48Speaker 01

  That, the, the event that we did go to with like Andy and the first four guys, it was really cool, because they had, uh, they had Marshmello played something and, uh, Big X, the plug. That was a cool little event.

• 54:00Speaker 03

  He does, dude, watching how big he has Summer Smash, and I was insane, because it started out, I want to say the first one was like 2,000 people, then it grew to 20,000 and 50,000, now you have like 100, 200,000 people showing up to that event.

• 54:14The Fat Electrician?

  Damn.

• 54:14Speaker 03

  And then his story of sleeping in, like him and his brother just slept on a couch in the living room. And then how he big he grew that fucking brand is insane.

• 54:24Speaker 04

  Pretty cool stuff.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, and he bought that house, how he bought his house, just he bought it.

• 54:29Speaker 04

  With money?

• 54:30Speaker 03

  In person. He told the guy, uh, when he was poor, he randomly met him and he's like, I'm gonna buy your house one day. I'm going to buy your house one day. Yeah, and he's like, I promise.

• 54:40Speaker 04

  I gave you like the most smart ass.

• 54:44The Fat Electrician?

  Actually, yeah, he did use money.

• 54:47Speaker 03

  Yes, trout, of course.

• 54:49Speaker 04

  Sorry, go ahead.

• 54:50Speaker 03

  But, uh, he told that guy like 10 years prior, I'm gonna buy your house one day. I'm going to own that house.

• 54:55Speaker 04

  Oh, like who hosted it?

• 54:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, uh, well, there is a presidential barn there, something happened historic on his property.

• 55:02The Fat Electrician?

  What town is it in Missouri?

• 55:03Speaker 03

  St. Louis.

• 55:04The Fat Electrician?

  Is it St. Louis?

• 55:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's right up St. Louis.

• 55:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, we went, we went up to St. Louis for that event.

• 55:08Speaker 03

  So, um, first form exploded, it got really big and then that guy, uh, they went out to drink like a decade later. And Andy was like, you're trying to get rid of that house? He's like, yeah, but I want this much. Andy's like, no, I'll give you this much right now, though. I will write you a [__] check for this much right now. He's like, fuck it, okay. Bought it right there on the spot and during a drink.

• 55:32Speaker 04

  Check bounced, which is crazy, but.

• 55:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I tried.

• 55:37The Fat Electrician?

  He should've used real money.

• 55:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:43Speaker 03

  It's me, the-

• 55:47Speaker 03

  We don't need the jingle twice.

• 55:50Speaker 03

  Stop it. This is about vacation inflation and how Priceline negotiates amazing deals on hotels, flights, and rental cars.

• 55:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I didn't mention that you can save up to 60% off hotels in the Priceline app. Fine, no one deals more deals than- Please stop. Touche. Priceline. Real cash.

• 56:13Speaker 04

  Seven million dollars out of his wallet. One seven million dollar bill.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  Why do you carry these? Very irresponsible.

• 56:25Speaker 04

  That's like an ancient tweet of mine where I was like, not only has the cashier declined my $36 bill, he's also accused me of forgery.

• 56:37The Fat Electrician?

  I have a funny story about money in the bank. I got a call. I got a call from my bank several days ago because unsub pays its hosts quarterly.

• 56:47Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:47The Fat Electrician?

  And I got a call from my bank and they're like, yeah, um, I didn't know this was coming. I like, didn't know the exact date or whatever. And I get a call from my bank and they're like, yeah, um, we had a strange wire come through for you.

• 57:02Speaker 03

  Tried being the guy sending it all, all out in one day.

• 57:05The Fat Electrician?

  We just, we just wanted to make sure you were expecting it and this wasn't some kind of scam and like, I didn't know it was coming. And I was like, I mean, yeah, who's it from? And she lists the actual company name, which I immediately recognized. And if, I don't know if we've told this joke on the internet before, but the, the acronym of.

• 57:25Speaker 03

  Probably don't.

• 57:25The Fat Electrician?

  Where I'm just saying the acronym.

• 57:26Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 57:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, the acronym's fine.

• 57:28The Fat Electrician?

  It's, it's multiple words, but the acronym of the words of this company spell out come.

• 57:35Speaker 03

  Cause we're adults.

• 57:36The Fat Electrician?

  Because we're adults. So this teller.

• 57:40The Fat Electrician?

  With fuck around money.

• 57:42The Fat Electrician?

  Teller lists off the name of the company and she uses all the big words and I go, I don't recognize that company. What's the acronym? There's just a pause on the other end of the line.

• 57:55Speaker 03

  C U M?

• 57:57The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I recognize it. It's not a scam. Go ahead and send it. Okay, bye, click.

• 58:01Speaker 03

  Well, it's funny.

• 58:02Speaker 04

  Making that come money.

• 58:05Speaker 04

  It was like years ago when we, you know, did, did that, we're like, this is fucking hilarious.

• 58:11Speaker 03

  Man, if we ever become publicly traded, this would be.

• 58:14The Fat Electrician?

  When the podcast was worth tens of dollars, it was really funny.

• 58:20The Fat Electrician?

  When the podcast was running negative revenue, it was hilarious.

• 58:25The Fat Electrician?

  Now it's hysterical.

• 58:29The Fat Electrician?

  Speaking of money.

• 58:30Speaker 03

  The come's been great.

• 58:31The Fat Electrician?

  Got a large deposit from come added to your bank account. Is that legit?

• 58:36Speaker 04

  Yes, uh, cum blast, we call that.

• 58:38Speaker 03

  Me showing up, I'm like, hey, what's up? Okay. I needed to just do some wire transfers and they're like, here's my credit card and ID and they're like, okay, how much? I'm like.

• 58:46Speaker 04

  A man, a man came in wearing flip flops attempting to transfer his come money.

• 58:52The Fat Electrician?

  In my mind, you have a clip on tie too.

• 58:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's all I wear though. Still tank top.

• 58:58The Fat Electrician?

  Hello, hello, hello businessmen.

• 59:01Speaker 04

  Bonjour, I'm Mr. Come, can you transfer my money?

• 59:05Speaker 03

  I have a top hat.

• 59:08The Fat Electrician?

  I'm here for the transactions.

• 59:10Speaker 03

  Scanning my cane.

• 59:17Speaker 03

  Cigar. Ashing on the back, so you can't smoke in here. My flip flops clattered.

• 59:24The Fat Electrician?

  My family came here with a dream of come money.

• 59:29Speaker 03

  I finally.

• 59:29Speaker 04

  My trains are landing.

• 59:33Speaker 04

  I heard it's the twenties.

• 59:38Speaker 03

  Oh, you were there.

• 59:42Speaker 04

  Making fun of somebody else, but I don't think you were there for that.

• 59:46The Fat Electrician?

  Tell me later.

• 59:47Speaker 04

  Your fucking clip on on your T-shirt.

• 59:49The Fat Electrician?

  I've, I'm here with the come money. I've finally, I've finally worn my bank down and they just don't ask questions anymore.

• 59:57Speaker 03

  They just roll over and take it?

• 59:58The Fat Electrician?

  They just, yeah, pretty much. Like even when I had to send the money to clean to make scav land like a year ago, they're like, um, we're normally not allowed to send money to the Cayman Islands or Brazil. I was like, I just send the money and they had to like call the VP and they're like, who is it? And they're like, just do whatever he wants. I don't care. I don't, I'm not even going to try to understand what he's doing.

• 1:00:19Speaker 04

  I have the opposite problem. I got a potential fraud alert yesterday when I was.

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  No, it was like, you received money.

• 1:00:28The Fat Electrician?

  So uncommon. Like it warned when I receive money.

• 1:00:35The Fat Electrician?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 1:00:36Speaker 04

  Just bitch's activity on your account, deposit.

• 1:00:41The Fat Electrician?

  That's flashing.

• 1:00:44Speaker 04

  You stupid broke bitch.

• 1:00:46Speaker 03

  Look at this. I'm not even joking. Bank alert. A payment.

• 1:00:53The Fat Electrician?

  You see that bank alert?

• 1:00:54Speaker 03

  Can't have cotton making anymore.

• 1:00:58Speaker 04

  Something that's never happened to your account before. Somebody gave you money. Are you sure?

• 1:01:05Speaker 03

  Decline action.

• 1:01:07Speaker 04

  This isn't your normal Wendy's purchase.

• 1:01:09Speaker 03

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• 1:01:13The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:01:18Speaker 03

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• 1:01:51Speaker 03

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• 1:01:58Speaker 04

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• 1:02:29The Fat Electrician?

  Actually got a fraud alert one time when I came here. Christie was, uh, she was at Chick-fil-A. It's a Chick-fil-A we go to like all the time. I'm in Texas, like swiping my card left and right. And I was like, oh, it's probably the airport. And the guy calls me, he's like, no, uh, are you at Chick-fil-A right now? I was like, what? And it's like, oh yeah, it's the Chick-fil-A. Apparently you were here on this day, this day, this day. And I was like, I think my kids have my credit card.

• 1:02:54Speaker 04

  Yeah. How often is she going to fucking Chick-fil-A?

• 1:02:57The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's just, it's just like something, like it was around their practices. So like they would get something like there or whatever. And so they go there, but they're like, hey, we just want to make sure Chick-fil-A is good. And I'm like, yeah, but like this isn't $20 isn't really worth like flagging me over.

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  I hate dude, I hate when I have to cancel card. I just had to cancel my PayPal card because somehow it was, uh, Ticketmaster.

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  Ticketmaster.

• 1:03:21Speaker 03

  Cost decline by decline. And it was $1,500, $1,500 decline, $1,800, $1,800.

• 1:03:28The Fat Electrician?

  Shut that card down.

• 1:03:29Speaker 03

  And yes, and it was back, back, back. It was just getting hit with like thousands of dollars from Ticketmaster. I was like, whoa, what the fuck? This card I do not use ever. And those are the scary ones. Cause then I'm like, oh, is my phone hacked? Uh, it started going through all my banking information.

• 1:03:44The Fat Electrician?

  Taylor Swift canceled a credit card like that for me when I was trying to buy the girls tickets. Cause it was so, it was like when there were floods, it wasn't even that. It was just because it was so much traffic going in one place at one time. And then I ended up buying them, but yeah. I went and saw Guardians of the Galaxy three. They all went to Taylor Swift for like four hours.

• 1:04:01Speaker 03

  I didn't even realize that one was out, by the way.

• 1:04:04The Fat Electrician?

  You didn't?

• 1:04:04Speaker 03

  No, I haven't watched it yet.

• 1:04:06The Fat Electrician?

  Is that like the origin story of Rocket Raccoon? Is that the one?

• 1:04:08The Fat Electrician?

  Basically, yeah.

• 1:04:09Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, I heard about that.

• 1:04:10The Fat Electrician?

  It was, yeah, they love the concert. It was the era's tour. It was the big one that she did.

• 1:04:14Speaker 04

  You bought your girls tickets for that? Weren't they like a gorillion dollars?

• 1:04:18Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 1:04:18The Fat Electrician?

  I can tell you something that's pretty inside baseball in Nashville though.

• 1:04:21Speaker 03

  Brian could tell you how much a gorillion dollars.

• 1:04:23The Fat Electrician?

  That was a, it was such a popular thing that allegedly, like everyone was calling in favors that they could like, I actually got hooked up by a friend of mine who'd been touring for like 30 years. So that was how I said we get a reasonably priced ticket, but, um.

• 1:04:39Speaker 04

  Alan Jackson.

• 1:04:40The Fat Electrician?

  Allegedly even the mayor at the time had promised a bench in a park to Taylor Swift just to get his grandkids tickets. And like, listen, what do you want? You want a bench? You want a statue? Like, come on, I gotta get these kids in there. They're gonna sing a song. Like every, like everyone was pulling out all the stops for it. Cause it was when she sold out Nissan stadium like for a week straight.

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  Which is insane, that level of fandom is, I cannot fucking picture.

• 1:05:04The Fat Electrician?

  I think it's like 70,000 or some crazy shit like that.

• 1:05:06Speaker 03

  And that's not even the big one. They sold out, uh, the Texas one. There's like a 200,000 or 180,000 seat stadium that they sold out.

• 1:05:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:15Speaker 03

  It's fucking wild.

• 1:05:17The Fat Electrician?

  I, I hate being the guy. I know I'm the, I do not understand live events. I don't enjoy them.

• 1:05:23Speaker 04

  You have autism, sir.

• 1:05:24The Fat Electrician?

  I realize.

• 1:05:25The Fat Electrician?

  There's no, you've never been to a concert and been like, this is awesome.

• 1:05:28The Fat Electrician?

  I've been to concerts. I've been to like MMA events. It's just, it's just never been a time.

• 1:05:33Speaker 03

  Listen to music in person when you can listen on a CD as we have.

• 1:05:38The Fat Electrician?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:05:40The Fat Electrician?

  Do you like the live shows?

• 1:05:41The Fat Electrician?

  I feel, our live shows are different, like.

• 1:05:43Speaker 03

  It's crowded.

• 1:05:44The Fat Electrician?

  I should say big event, like huge events. Like our live shows are still, like, if it was like a thousand people, I get it.

• 1:05:50The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, I get what you're saying.

• 1:05:51The Fat Electrician?

  I, I don't like where it's like a fucking stadium. And it's like, okay, Taylor Swift is this big and I get to watch her on the Jumbotron. And I hear the music.

• 1:06:01Speaker 04

  Shove up the cash pony boy.

• 1:06:02The Fat Electrician?

  Before the Jumbo. Watch the TV at home, like.

• 1:06:05Speaker 03

  Before the Jumbotron, I, same thing. When you're watching a UFC fight or a boxing fight and it's two ants fighting and you're like dope, I paid fucking 20 grand to watch that ant punch that. And I have no idea what's happening right there.

• 1:06:18The Fat Electrician?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  Fuck dude. Yeah, I hundred percent get that.

• 1:06:22The Fat Electrician?

  Like smaller events make total sense to me, but like when you start talking arenas and stuff, it's just like, ah.

• 1:06:28Speaker 04

  You yell Allah hu Akbar loud enough, everybody clears up. That's how you get closer.

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  Call Akbar.

• 1:06:35The Fat Electrician?

  Drop for more tips.

• 1:06:36Speaker 04

  Follow me.

• 1:06:37The Fat Electrician?

  That doesn't work anymore. You yell that in Paris, they just start cheering.

• 1:06:40Speaker 01

  Southwest loves it.

• 1:06:45Speaker 04

  I get what you're saying, I guess. The energy is different, though. It's like comedy, like going to see a comedy, like listening to a comedian, like a standup comedian, uh, like on your phone or whatever. It's not nearly the same energy as like actually going in person.

• 1:06:57The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but like, I guess I've never seen a comedian in like an arena.

• 1:07:00Speaker 04

  I would never go to like an arena.

• 1:07:01The Fat Electrician?

  That's what I mean though. Like a comedy club is small. Like I get the comedy club thing where there's like fifty people in the room and they're all laughing together. I could totally get that.

• 1:07:08Speaker 04

  I lied. I guess I've been, I, somebody and X's parents had tickets to a Jim Gaffigan show that we went to. And it was still, it was like similar vibe. Like everybody's laughing. It was weird, though, because it's, you're watching the Jumbotron, like you were saying.

• 1:07:19The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:19Speaker 04

  It's like, he's this big up there on the stage, but you're just like watching TV in a crowd of thirty thousand people.

• 1:07:24The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, that'd be weird.

• 1:07:25The Fat Electrician?

  That I don't get.

• 1:07:26The Fat Electrician?

  Gillis filled up, uh, the Philadelphia Eagles stadium.

• 1:07:29Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:07:30The Fat Electrician?

  And he set a record. I don't know how much it was, but it was.

• 1:07:33Speaker 04

  That your boy SG?

• 1:07:35The Fat Electrician?

  That was, it's, it's just like, when you think about it, you have to be like, hey, so anyways, penis. And then I don't, I don't understand like how long it would take for like the joke to land. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:07:46Speaker 04

  The wave of.

• 1:07:47The Fat Electrician?

  The wave of like, because I feel like you'd just be doing that a lot. Like, be like, ah, anyway, so I'm blah, blah, blah. Like, but apparently people like it.

• 1:07:57Speaker 01

  Have you been to Mothership? You guys been there yet of in Austin?

• 1:08:00Speaker 03

  Been there once. Been there a time or two.

• 1:08:02The Fat Electrician?

  Their security does not fuck around at all.

• 1:08:05Speaker 01

  Have you ever, your jokes been told there?

• 1:08:07Speaker 03

  We don't bring that up.

• 1:08:10The Fat Electrician?

  Sorry, I was thinking about the economy. Um.

• 1:08:14Speaker 03

  Been there a time or two.

• 1:08:15The Fat Electrician?

  I liked it when we went.

• 1:08:16Speaker 01

  That was a good time.

• 1:08:17The Fat Electrician?

  It was good. It was really good. It's fun. And everyone has cauliflower ears and everyone freaking, Cody and Brandon and, you know, it's a good time.

• 1:08:26Speaker 03

  Dude, I mean, Formula One Live, fantastic, being the Austin one just happened.

• 1:08:31Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, you and, you and Brandon went up there for the Formula One thing.

• 1:08:36Speaker 04

  Yep. Watching Formula, because when you see it on, on TV, you can see everything that's happening, but in person, it's.

• 1:08:41Speaker 03

  Well, we had re, turn thirteen.

• 1:08:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:45The Fat Electrician?

  Wow.

• 1:08:46Speaker 03

  Connor on this one. We had turn, uh, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen and fourteen. So we had like, and then turn two, three and four on the backside, you just turn around.

• 1:08:55The Fat Electrician?

  There's that many turns?

• 1:08:56Speaker 03

  On a Formula One track? Yeah.

• 1:08:57The Fat Electrician?

  It's why I go American with my racing.

• 1:08:59Speaker 03

  Four.

• 1:09:00The Fat Electrician?

  Four turns, all of.

• 1:09:02Speaker 03

  Man, you're just like this, wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. That one I get. I'm like.

• 1:09:07Speaker 04

  But you're drunk.

• 1:09:09Speaker 03

  Formula One track, also drunk.

• 1:09:11Speaker 04

  But on Campari.

• 1:09:14Speaker 01

  Champagne.

• 1:09:17Speaker 04

  We, we turn right.

• 1:09:19The Fat Electrician?

  It's, it's not Formula One. What's that famous European race? It's the one that Ford versus Ferrari is about? Le Mans.

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  Oh, Le Mans.

• 1:09:26The Fat Electrician?

  When they ran the Camaro in Le Mans.

• 1:09:28Speaker 04

  Le Mans.

• 1:09:29The Fat Electrician?

  Have you ever listened to the, the commentators when the Camaro's going by? Because the Camaro's ten times louder than any other car.

• 1:09:37The Fat Electrician?

  Short.

• 1:09:38The Fat Electrician?

  And commentators are like, it's keeping everybody up in the stands because people sleep in the stands because it's like a twenty-four hour or whatever. So like, nobody can fall asleep because every time the Camaro goes by every three fucking minutes, it wakes them up.

• 1:09:52Speaker 03

  You get those super wild cars. The Porsche Cup cars are deafening. That's Formula cars, formerly, every Formula car is running and then they pull out the Porsche cars. That was the only cars you would go like this when they drive by, fucking blows your ears out. And there's forty-eight of them on the track.

• 1:10:10Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. When we were in, uh, Vagina.

• 1:10:13The Fat Electrician?

  You got your license, right? The driving license?

• 1:10:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, they got them.

• 1:10:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think. I don't know. I wasn't paying attention. But yeah, when we were in Vagina, the, uh, we wake up, because they were doing the GTS races, like first thing in the morning, like sun is rising and we're a mile away and it's like cup of coffee, like fucking dicks out. It was humid as, and you just hear like.

• 1:10:35Speaker 03

  Like, Jesus fucking Christ.

• 1:10:37The Fat Electrician?

  This is so fucking loud.

• 1:10:39Speaker 03

  Priceline Negotiator.

• 1:10:41Speaker 04

  It's me, the.

• 1:10:42Speaker 03

  Priceline Negotiator.

• 1:10:45Speaker 04

  We don't need the jingle twice.

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  What about a third time?

• 1:10:47Speaker 04

  Stop it. This is about vacation inflation and how Priceline negotiates amazing deals on hotels, flights and rental cars.

• 1:10:54Speaker 03

  Seems like they decided.

• 1:10:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I didn't mention that you can save up to sixty percent off hotels in the Priceline app.

• 1:11:01Speaker 03

  Time to read the timeline.

• 1:11:02Speaker 04

  Fine. No one deals more deals than.

• 1:11:04Speaker 03

  Priceline.

• 1:11:05Speaker 04

  Please stop.

• 1:11:06Speaker 03

  Priceline.

• 1:11:07Speaker 04

  Touche.

• 1:11:07Speaker 03

  Priceline.

• 1:11:09Speaker 04

  Priceline.

• 1:11:09Speaker 03

  But they also have the Jumbotrons and your little race things when watching the race. Now, if you're just sitting on a hillside in the, just the sun, that would suck. I'd be like, oh, that one would be a rough one. And then I didn't realize they let all the, people got crushed almost. Uh, they let the fans rush the track to pick up car parts.

• 1:11:31The Fat Electrician?

  That's crazy.

• 1:11:32Speaker 03

  Dude, I did not know about this.

• 1:11:34The Fat Electrician?

  What the redneck is that?

• 1:11:37Speaker 04

  Like third world country shit.

• 1:11:38The Fat Electrician?

  What's the type of racing where it's like off, it's like dirt roads?

• 1:11:41Speaker 04

  Rally.

• 1:11:42The Fat Electrician?

  Rally. Rally racing. The people that watch that are crazy.

• 1:11:47Speaker 03

  They're moving out of the way.

• 1:11:48The Fat Electrician?

  Jumping by them. I was like, I wouldn't.

• 1:11:50Speaker 04

  Or the photographer, you see.

• 1:11:51The Fat Electrician?

  Well, they have paybales.

• 1:11:52Speaker 04

  The photographer goes behind the telephone pole while the car like wraps around it.

• 1:11:56Speaker 03

  They get out of the way as the, the cars are flying down.

• 1:12:00The Fat Electrician?

  I know, that's insane.

• 1:12:01Speaker 03

  Block twenty, they're like, oh, we're not moving until right now. And the rally drivers do not brake.

• 1:12:06The Fat Electrician?

  They're just fucking playing Red Rover with a car that's hauling balls down a dirt road.

• 1:12:11Speaker 03

  It's like Isle of Man. I don't know if you ever watched those. That's the motorcycle race where they are going two hundred miles per hour.

• 1:12:19Speaker 04

  Oh, that's, that's the one where their helmets like scrape the cobblestone on the road.

• 1:12:25The Fat Electrician?

  The motorcycle guys? Where they like put their hands down? Is that what you're talking about?

• 1:12:28Speaker 03

  This is, so Isle of Man is a racetrack with an, they do it once a year with an average of two deaths.

• 1:12:33The Fat Electrician?

  I'm out.

• 1:12:34Speaker 03

  Per year. They are going two hundred miles an hour through a countryside street. This is.

• 1:12:40Speaker 04

  Isle of what?

• 1:12:41Speaker 03

  List, Isles of Man.

• 1:12:42Speaker 04

  Or Isleman.

• 1:12:43Speaker 03

  There's houses. This is just an open country road and they are flying at over two hundred miles per hour, not slowing down. And you have everyone watching and it's like a fucking ten minute or ten mile or fifteen mile track, I think.

• 1:12:58Speaker 04

  Remember, the, the little English countryside, like the Stonewall type shit.

• 1:13:01Speaker 03

  It, oh, and they were like curbs. This is a, just a regular street course and average of two deaths. I looked up how much those guys get ma, make for first place.

• 1:13:11Speaker 04

  What, seventy-five dollar?

• 1:13:12Speaker 03

  Thirty grand to win.

• 1:13:14Speaker 04

  That. Like two people die every year, don't they?

• 1:13:16Speaker 03

  Yep, average.

• 1:13:19Speaker 03

  The average is two deaths a year.

• 1:13:20The Fat Electrician?

  I'm not doing that.

• 1:13:22Speaker 03

  Good god.

• 1:13:22The Fat Electrician?

  Thirty grand? Fuck, no.

• 1:13:24Speaker 01

  It feels like modern like UFC fighters. I think Strickland got all bent out of shape about it recently.

• 1:13:29The Fat Electrician?

  What happened?

• 1:13:31Speaker 01

  Uh, just, just like underpaid, like UFC fighters, like putting your body through all the, Nick, you would know more about it. I do.

• 1:13:38The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, yeah, the dudes that fight on like prelims and like, unless you're a huge name, like, I think the minimum's like eight or ten grand. Like a lot of those guys are fighting for like eight or ten grand to show up, eight or ten grand to win.

• 1:13:49Speaker 01

  And then you're in the hospital for fucking.

• 1:13:52The Fat Electrician?

  But even, even making a prelim card is like top point one percent of fight athletes in the world.

• 1:14:01Speaker 04

  Dedicated that much time to.

• 1:14:03Speaker 03

  Free market economy, baby. You signed up for the getting punched in the face job. Don't bitch about it.

• 1:14:07The Fat Electrician?

  Well, look, look at, um. Yes, but then you, you get to argue that it's not a free market then because you got a really strong argument that the UFC is a monopoly.

• 1:14:15Speaker 03

  Then go work at McDonald's.

• 1:14:16The Fat Electrician?

  That's not how monopoly laws work, Connor.

• 1:14:18Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, you, you have the option.

• 1:14:20The Fat Electrician?

  I think McDonald's does the job.

• 1:14:21Speaker 03

  I mean, Demetrius Johnson, he was serving at, was it Red Lobster?

• 1:14:27Speaker 03

  Becoming a world champion.

• 1:14:29The Fat Electrician?

  And that's why he's a world champion. He's a smart guy.

• 1:14:32Speaker 03

  I just like his coach is like, yeah, so imagine if you trained all the time.

• 1:14:37Speaker 04

  And that's where he met the loving, his loving wife and mother of his children.

• 1:14:40Speaker 03

  Oh, that's true.

• 1:14:41Speaker 04

  Smart guy.

• 1:14:42Speaker 03

  Work at Red Lobster.

• 1:14:43The Fat Electrician?

  What history piece are you working on right now?

• 1:14:46Speaker 04

  Smooth segue.

• 1:14:46The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, right now, I'm working on USS Barb, but I just did Billy Washington. That one went really good. So then now I'm gonna do Lucky Flucky in the USS Barb.

• 1:14:58Speaker 01

  Oh, Billy Washington, George's brother.

• 1:15:00The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:15:01Speaker 03

  That one had a couple of stories.

• 1:15:03Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:15:03The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:15:04Speaker 01

  Oh, I was with you.

• 1:15:05The Fat Electrician?

  No, yeah, legit.

• 1:15:06Speaker 04

  No show.

• 1:15:06The Fat Electrician?

  That's, that's the title of the video, the most gangster Washington in the American Revolution.

• 1:15:10Speaker 04

  He has some crazy stories.

• 1:15:11The Fat Electrician?

  It's his crazy ass cousin.

• 1:15:13Speaker 03

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• 1:16:09The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:16:16Speaker 03

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• 1:16:17The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:16:29Speaker 03

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• 1:16:41Speaker 01

  Can you give us a little bit about that?

• 1:16:44The Fat Electrician?

  So he has constant run-ins. So.

• 1:16:47Speaker 03

  Start again. Today we're talking about.

• 1:16:48The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, god. Today we're talking about Billy Washington. Um.

• 1:16:51Speaker 03

  Now our clip starts.

• 1:16:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:53Speaker 03

  Hannah, walk in with the gun.

• 1:16:54The Fat Electrician?

  He, uh.

• 1:16:59The Fat Electrician?

  He basically, he's training to become a minister because he is the second oldest son in his family. So he's not going to get the inheritance. So he goes to become a minister. Revolutionary war kicks off. He's like this, I'm gonna go join the army and shows up at Harlem Heights, gets into like just this knockdown fucking slug out fight at Harlem Heights. And then at the Battle-

• 1:17:20Speaker 01

  What's Harlem Heights? I'm sorry.

• 1:17:21The Fat Electrician?

  Harlem Heights is kind of where America's getting their ass kicked. Basically, during the American Revolution, everything's kind of up in New York and the entire wa- army under George Washington basically gets cut off and surrounded. And because of fog and luck and a crazy ass plan, he manages to evacuate his entire army across the river onto what is now Manhattan, under a place called Harlem Heights. And the British are there, they make an amphibious landing and they're coming to get George Washington and crush the revolution like in its infancy. And basically what happens is George Washington's trying to get eyes on the British. So he sends out like a platoon of scouts. And these platoon, this platoon runs into a much larger element of the British and they get into a firefight. They have

• 1:18:05The Fat Electrician?

  to retreat because they're so outnumbered. While they're retreating back to George Washington's lines, the British are chasing them, playing a bugle call that's called Gone Away. Gone Away is not a military bugle call. It's a, at this point in time, fox hunting is very popular amongst like aristocrats. It's like golfing today. So in fox hunting, when there's a fox running, a fox in flight, you play Gone Away over the bugle. So the British are chasing the Americans, playing Gone Away on the bugle, basically calling them fucking bitches. George Washington hears this and is like, go surround them. He sends in his whole force. They go surround this British force. The British send in reinforcements. George Washington sends

• 1:18:50The Fat Electrician?

  in reinforcements and it's just a fucking knockdown drag out fight for like three hours on the island of Manhattan. That's Billy Washington's first fight. And then he goes, he's at the Battle of Trenton, which is where-

• 1:19:02Speaker 01

  Was Billy like a, like, was he leading men at that time?

• 1:19:06The Fat Electrician?

  He was in charge of a group, a company of Virginia militia during this fight. And he was like in the shit, in the middle of it.

• 1:19:15Speaker 03

  I mixed up sellaway and gone away. Like gone away.

• 1:19:26The Fat Electrician?

  So then at the Battle of Trenton, I don't know if you know what the Battle of Trenton is. Basically, that's when George Washington crosses the river at night, the frozen river at night to go kill the British in their sleep and the Hessians.

• 1:19:36Speaker 04

  Merry Christmas.

• 1:19:37The Fat Electrician?

  Billy Washington was actually the first guy to cross to Delaware. They needed a scouting element to go out ahead. And he was the first guy to go out ahead, lock down a road, detained a bunch of people to cut off enemy communication. And then he reunited-

• 1:19:50Speaker 04

  In the picture.

• 1:19:51The Fat Electrician?

  He reunited with Nathaniel Greene's force. And it was either Billy or somebody directly under his command that had the opening shots at the Battle of Trenton. And then the British came to put their cannons in the road at the choke point where all the Americans had to come in. Billy Washington and his right hand guy, James Monroe, AKA the fifth president of the United States, eventually bum rushed these cannons together and take out the British, take out the cannons, basically allow them to win the entire Battle of Trenton.

• 1:20:19Speaker 04

  Did the Americans win the war?

• 1:20:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yes. After that-

• 1:20:24Speaker 04

  I was on the edge of my seat.

• 1:20:25The Fat Electrician?

  After that, they come to the conclusion that America needs dragoons, you know, guys on horseback. They were trying to not do that originally because it was so expensive to have horse mounted soldiers. And one of the guys they put in charge is Billy Washington. From here, he has multiple run ins with Bannister Tarleton, who's the bad guy from the Patriot. And-

• 1:20:46Speaker 01

  The one that killed like Mel Gibson's-

• 1:20:48The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, Malfoy's dad. Yeah. That's Bannister Tarleton. So, and the cool part about it is like they're analogs of each other. So like he's the British Dragoon poster boy. Billy Washington is the American Dragoon poster boy. And Billy Washington basically gets his entire unit destroyed twice by Bannister Tarleton, not through his own fault, through the fault of shitty leadership above him that made him do shit that he didn't want to do. And it's well documented. So he rebuilds his dragoons and he gets sent out with Daniel Morgan, like my favorite general of the American Revolution. And Daniel Morgan is like, oh shit, this guy, this guy knows ball. And he's like, there's this big Tory base out here

• 1:21:29The Fat Electrician?

  at this town, go take them out. Billy Washington shows up with 60 dragoons, guys on horseback. They get there, it's this plantation and they've fortified the barn. There's trenches, there's abatis, the spikes, so to stop cavalry charges. They've got fucking portholes in the barn to stick their guns through. Like it would be siege warfare. You can't do that on horseback. Like his cavalry is useless against this enemy fortification. So he rolls up anyways and he's like, surrender. And they're like, go fuck yourself. And he's like, shit. He's like, what the fuck do I do? Got to do something. So he tells his guys, go cut down a tree. Start a fire. So they cut down a pine tree, start a fire. They shave this

• 1:22:12The Fat Electrician?

  tree down to roughly the shape of a cannon. They rip the chassis off a wagon and mount this log that they've now burned over the fire to look like it's black to make a fake cannon.

• 1:22:23Speaker 01

  They psy ops.

• 1:22:25The Fat Electrician?

  They psy opt them. Then they wheel this cannon up and he sends in his like most grizzled fucking sergeant major that he has to tell him to surrender. And this guy walks up just talking shit. The only direct quote we have from what this guy told the British was, Billy Washington's gonna blow you guys across the mill pond. There was a pond behind the barn. He basically psy ops over, I think it was 120 guys to surrender without a single shot getting fired. And they wind up calling it a Quaker gun because Quakers are huge pacifists. And they're like, oh, you didn't have to kill anybody. You got them to surrender. So he has that happen.

• 1:23:02Speaker 03

  God, that would be so disappointing. Like it worked, you're awesome. But also the enemy forces, it's like, we surrendered to a pine tree.

• 1:23:08The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:09Speaker 04

  Old railing gun with a log. But also, don't talk to us. We'll fucking kill you. Shut up idiot. Who names their son Bannister?

• 1:23:20The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know. But, uh, so then he, they wind up having this big showdown, uh, him and Bannister at the Battle of Calpens. So the Battle of Calpens and the Battle of Guilford Courthouse are the two battles, the, the main battle from the Patriots based off of. That's where they have like the three lines and they intentionally make the militia make up the center and then they fake a retreat when the real line is behind them on the hill. He's there for that with his cavalry. He crushes Bannister Tarleton's cavalry. And at the Battle of Calpens, and this is like the cool part. So at the Battle of Calpens, the Americans win. It's like the big beginning of the end of the American Revolution. And as all the other officers, the British are fleeing, the other officers are taking prisoners.

• 1:24:03The Fat Electrician?

  Billy Washington sees Bannister Tarleton and two of his officers fleeing the battle. And he is like rich, wealthy aristocrat. He's got a fucking hot rod for a horse. He takes off and chases down Bannister and his two dudes. And as he's approaching, he yells, where's the boasting now Tarleton? Tarleton wheels around and this is like a formal challenge to a duel. So it's supposed to be one on one gentlemanly warfare officer against officer bullshit. So the three guys wheel around, Billy and Bannister Tarleton get into a sword fight on horseback. Billy starts winning and one of the other British officers decides to jump in and he goes to swing at Billy and right as he's, Billy Washington Sergeant

• 1:24:47The Fat Electrician?

  Major, it's a sword fight, gentlemanly warfare.

• 1:24:50Speaker 01

  Yeah. Not if you've got two guys jumping in. Now, now we're bringing guns.

• 1:24:53Speaker 03

  Typical British bullshit.

• 1:24:54The Fat Electrician?

  He's actively in a sword fight. His attention is elsewhere.

• 1:24:57Speaker 01

  Sorry. We're not talking about Chicago rules.

• 1:24:59The Fat Electrician?

  As he's about to get slashed by this other British officer, his sergeant major comes screaming up on horseback like a bat out of hell and just fucking cleaves this dude in half. Bannister and Billy keep sword fighting. Second British officer goes to intervene. He goes, raises his sword to slash Billy Washington. Billy Washington's fucking 10 year old bugle boy pulls out a pistol and fucking shoots him off his horse. See?

• 1:25:26Speaker 01

  Chicago rules.

• 1:25:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, Chicago rules.

• 1:25:28The Fat Electrician?

  This distracts Billy Washington. He's like, what the fuck? Cause we're not supposed to be using guns. This is gentlemanly warfare, whatever. So he goes to look, Bannister lunges at him. He parries the shot and wheels back around and slashes Bannister on his hand, cuts off two of his fingers. And Bannister pulls out a pistol, shoots Billy's horse and rides off and escapes. I tracked down a bunch of shit about Bannister Tarleton after the war because he survives. And he was getting mocked about this for fucking ever.

• 1:25:55Speaker 04

  Good. I hate him.

• 1:25:56The Fat Electrician?

  So there's two, there's two accounts. He was at these like wealthy aristocratic parties after the war. And he's talking shit about Billy Washington. And he's like, I'd like to see this Colonel Washington, everybody talks about. And some woman goes, perhaps if you'd looked behind you at the Battle of Calpens, you might've enjoyed that pleasure.

• 1:26:13Speaker 04

  Hell yeah. Fuck you railing. Fucking railing's a bitch.

• 1:26:16The Fat Electrician?

  And there's another one where he-

• 1:26:18Speaker 04

  Railing Turtle Town. Fuck that guy.

• 1:26:21Speaker 01

  I'm familiar with Calpens. That's South Carolina.

• 1:26:23The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Yeah. And there was another one where he's, he called Billy Washington a low bred, illiterate fellow. And one of the women chimed in is like, you above everybody else should know, he knows how to leave his mark because he's missing two of his fucking fingers.

• 1:26:38Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 1:26:38Speaker 01

  Is, is, do you know if the like Bannister's family is still prevalent in like-

• 1:26:42The Fat Electrician?

  I have no idea.

• 1:26:43Speaker 01

  Aracrossity and-

• 1:26:45The Fat Electrician?

  Aristocracy. I'm not sure. I would assume so. That seems to just be how that goes. But yeah, so then he, uh, fights at Calpens, fights at the Battle of Guilford's Courthouse. And then at the Battle of Utah Springs, he winds up getting shot off his horse. The horse lands on him, crushes him. And while he's trying to get out from under this horse, the British walk up and stab him in the chest with a bayonet.

• 1:27:10Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 1:27:11The Fat Electrician?

  He fucking survives and they take him prisoner. While he's being held prisoner, he becomes homies with like the British governor in, I think it was Charleston, where he was like a POW. And he lets Billy Washington marry his girlfriend while he's in prison and his girlfriend is like super fucking wealthy. And then he just lives out the rest of his life being rich as fuck.

• 1:27:34Speaker 03

  Yeah. Same, same Connor.

• 1:27:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:27:36Speaker 01

  Theodore Cuckington.

• 1:27:40Speaker 03

  Theodore Cockington.

• 1:27:41Speaker 04

  I'll be over in this chair off to the side.

• 1:27:44The Fat Electrician?

  You may marry my girlfriend.

• 1:27:47Speaker 03

  You may marry my girlfriend.

• 1:27:49The Fat Electrician?

  Imagine a hotel that you could stay in with this chair.

• 1:27:53The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, my, my other favorite part is, so he was, he was like a local hero because he was beaten Banister Charlton and like guerrilla warfare. So he started dating essentially this girl of this wealthy plantation, the woman he winds up marrying. And while he's going to their plantation to visit her, um, he winds, winds up telling her that, uh, his dragoons don't have a battle flag. They don't have a guide on into battle. And she just like rips off the curtains from her dining room. It was like, here, use this. And it's this red curtain tapestry thing. And he, he rides that into battle for every other battle that he fights in. And we still have it today. It's called the Utah flag, which is pretty funny slash cool.

• 1:28:33Speaker 04

  Dining room curtains. Grandma's dining room curtains.

• 1:28:35The Fat Electrician?

  It's spelled E U T A.

• 1:28:38Speaker 03

  Yeah. Bass Reeves, have you done anything with that guy?

• 1:28:41The Fat Electrician?

  Bass Reeves. What do I know?

• 1:28:43The Fat Electrician?

  Bass Rutan?

• 1:28:44Speaker 03

  Bass, he's the US marshal, the black.

• 1:28:46The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah. The black sheriff. Yeah.

• 1:28:48Speaker 03

  Yeah. And he fought for the Confederacy.

• 1:28:50Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. Those are straight up grandma's curtains.

• 1:28:52Speaker 03

  That one you could do. Dude, his story's fucking insane.

• 1:28:55The Fat Electrician?

  I've avoided it because there's a TV show and everything. I don't like.

• 1:28:59Speaker 03

  That's, I didn't know there was a T, like, I didn't even know there was a TV show. And then, uh, I seen little glimpses of that. I was like, who the fuck is this guy? I thought it was a made up TV show. And then they're like, no, this guy actually existed and did all this shit. Fought for the Confederacy. And then, do you know Bass Reeves?

• 1:29:17Speaker 04

  Pardon?

• 1:29:17Speaker 03

  Bass Reeves.

• 1:29:18Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:29:19Speaker 03

  Black Confederate soldier fought for the Confederacy.

• 1:29:21The Fat Electrician?

  This is real?

• 1:29:22Speaker 03

  Yeah. And then he became a US marshal and just hunted criminals.

• 1:29:29The Fat Electrician?

  Wrecked house.

• 1:29:31The Fat Electrician?

  What's the show called?

• 1:29:33The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know what the show's called, but there, yeah, there's like a live action.

• 1:29:35The Fat Electrician?

  Walker Texas Ranger.

• 1:29:37Speaker 03

  Just tracked people. Homie did not, and you're like, oh, okay. And he stopped a serial killer back in the day, too. One of the first.

• 1:29:44Speaker 04

  That's probably where I recognize him from. I think he came up in one of my videos, but I can't remember. Cause yeah, he's like very famous for hunting people down like Texas, when Texas first became.

• 1:29:55Speaker 03

  Which also is a wild concept to me of trying to track anyone down. Like Zach, if you went fucking two blocks over and I don't even know.

• 1:30:03Speaker 04

  I knew Zach two blocks away, but I don't know where to start.

• 1:30:05The Fat Electrician?

  I do think, I, I remember when I was in elementary school, we were like picking decades that you'd want to live. And I was like, dude, the twenties would have been sick as hell.

• 1:30:14Speaker 03

  Dude, this is a good time period.

• 1:30:15The Fat Electrician?

  Not our twenties, just the twenties when you could like rob a bank and then just get in a car until you needed gas and be like, my name's Steve. Like that was it. Like the radio, the cops would just be like, ooh.

• 1:30:26Speaker 03

  State line. Yeah.

• 1:30:27The Fat Electrician?

  You wore suits and had machine guns everywhere. It's pretty cool. And then the depression was kind of a bummer, obviously, but.

• 1:30:33Speaker 03

  No AC, no refrigerator. That's what I look like. I was like, man, that's all gonna suck. No matter, it's gonna suck for a long period of time. Just life would suck for a long period of time.

• 1:30:43The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but you get to wear suspenders. It'd be kind of cool.

• 1:30:45The Fat Electrician?

  You can do that now. Nothing's holding it back.

• 1:30:48The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but like.

• 1:30:49Speaker 04

  Look like a weirdo.

• 1:30:51The Fat Electrician?

  But back then it'd be like, that guy's cool.

• 1:30:54Speaker 04

  I wear a, I'm a cool guy.

• 1:30:59Speaker 04

  My wife's dying on childbirth.

• 1:31:01The Fat Electrician?

  Me and George Clooney. Yeah.

• 1:31:04The Fat Electrician?

  So then.

• 1:31:08The Fat Electrician?

  I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna retell this whole story. The video I'm working on now, those, uh, Eugene Fluckey, he's like probably the best submarine skipper ever. The best submarine in World War Two for the Americans. So he's a.

• 1:31:20Speaker 03

  Fluckey Fluckey.

• 1:31:21The Fat Electrician?

  He's the one that sunk a train. That's like their claim to fame.

• 1:31:25The Fat Electrician?

  Been there, done that.

• 1:31:27The Fat Electrician?

  His, his submarine is credited with sinking an enemy train.

• 1:31:31Speaker 04

  Did he blow up a bridge?

• 1:31:32The Fat Electrician?

  No. No. He was more or less.

• 1:31:37Speaker 04

  What kind of tremors submarine was this?

• 1:31:39The Fat Electrician?

  He was.

• 1:31:39Speaker 03

  I know. It's like, you see this submarine come out like.

• 1:31:41The Fat Electrician?

  A baboy?

• 1:31:42The Fat Electrician?

  A baboy.

• 1:31:45Speaker 04

  The receipts are right.

• 1:31:48The Fat Electrician?

  No, he, uh, he was basically spawn camping this Japanese harbor sinking everything they sent out. And he's like, fuck it. I'm just gonna disable the whole thing. Cause the harbor was fed by a freight train. So he basically gets a inflatable raft and picks the electrician, uh, and like two other dudes that were essential. And then like the three best dudes in a fistfight. And he's like, all right, at night, we're sending you boys ashore. The electrician has rigged up a scuttling charge to a pressure switch. You're gonna dig underneath one of the railroad ties and place an IED so that when the train drives by, it blows the fucking locomotive engine up. And they go ashore, plant

• 1:32:31The Fat Electrician?

  this fucking IED under the railroad tie. And as they're on the boat, going back to the sub, the train goes by, blows the fucking steam engine or the locomotive engine 200 feet into the fucking air.

• 1:32:43Speaker 04

  That doesn't count as sinking. I was lied to when you began the story.

• 1:32:47The Fat Electrician?

  They're also the only American service members to set foot on mainland Japan during the war. Yeah.

• 1:32:54Speaker 01

  You, you know, you know what I love about all your stories though? It's dudes, I guess, like us who are like, I can do anything I want, right?

• 1:33:01The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:02Speaker 01

  Like I can just do things like free will is.

• 1:33:05The Fat Electrician?

  I can just win. Yeah. My, I think my favorite fact that I found from the video is so Fluckey was a redhead.

• 1:33:12Speaker 04

  Gross.

• 1:33:13The Fat Electrician?

  Well, he, submarines were volunteer only. Like even though the draft was going on, if you got drafted, you could not become a submarine guy unless you volunteered for it. Cause it was that dangerous. Diesel engine fucking submarines during World War Two.

• 1:33:26The Fat Electrician?

  They'd just been made.

• 1:33:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. So volunteer only.

• 1:33:30Speaker 04

  Terrifying. Civil war.

• 1:33:31The Fat Electrician?

  He's like a stud officer. He can do anything he wants. He volunteers to be a submarine captain because he's sick of getting sunburnt. It's not those fucking.

• 1:33:42The Fat Electrician?

  The redhead is like.

• 1:33:45The Fat Electrician?

  Why can't I just fuck the enemy under the sea? This, sign me up.

• 1:33:49The Fat Electrician?

  But I'm in.

• 1:33:51The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, did you know any sub guys? I never met any.

• 1:33:55Speaker 01

  Bubble heads?

• 1:33:55The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I never met any, but I heard they were.

• 1:33:58Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, they, they, they call them bubble heads because, you know, there's little bubbles in your brain when you're under pressure for so long. And they say that they keep it pressurized in the subs, but I think some of them get a little fucking, uh, nutty. Maybe it's just being under, underwater. Like some of those subs deploy for like seven months plus at a time.

• 1:34:18The Fat Electrician?

  Being stuck in a giant metal dick with 60 other dudes sleeping on top of each other.

• 1:34:23Speaker 01

  Yeah. And you're, you're.

• 1:34:24The Fat Electrician?

  You're hot racking. Dude, hot racking for like that amount of time has to be a fucking nightmare.

• 1:34:30The Fat Electrician?

  That's not a healthy social experiment to put yourself through repeatedly.

• 1:34:34The Fat Electrician?

  And there's aliens down there too. So.

• 1:34:36Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 1:34:38The Fat Electrician?

  What, what could go wrong? Literally anything.

• 1:34:40The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:41The Fat Electrician?

  Literally anything could go wrong and we're all dead.

• 1:34:43The Fat Electrician?

  We could just hit something down here. There's a ton of shit down here.

• 1:34:48Speaker 03

  Instantly.

• 1:34:49The Fat Electrician?

  A friend of ours did tell us about aliens though.

• 1:34:52Speaker 01

  Do you see the thing last week? There's a whole, there's just a whole notion. They don't know where it goes to.

• 1:34:57Speaker 04

  A Garth fuck.

• 1:34:58The Fat Electrician?

  They know.

• 1:34:59Speaker 03

  Which one?

• 1:35:00Speaker 04

  I don't know this.

• 1:35:00The Fat Electrician?

  I gotta tell this, can I tell the story?

• 1:35:02Speaker 03

  The alien story? What?

• 1:35:04The Fat Electrician?

  All right. So we have this friend, his name's Zach. He has, uh, Devil Wars Society.

• 1:35:07Speaker 01

  Are you talking about yourself?

• 1:35:08Speaker 04

  Yeah. He's like, we know.

• 1:35:09The Fat Electrician?

  No, no, no, no. It's, it's me. He's, he was a Green Beret CIA, does history. Um.

• 1:35:15Speaker 04

  Navy SEAL.

• 1:35:16The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, no. Actually, he's like that army version of a Navy SEAL. He's on the Green Beret swim, whatever it's called.

• 1:35:23Speaker 04

  Combat diver.

• 1:35:24The Fat Electrician?

  Combat diver, whatever. But he was telling us a story how, uh, some CAG guys were in area 51 and some reptiles came out and they just started attacking people. So they sent in a group of CAG dudes with energy weapons and just started smoking motherfuckers.

• 1:35:39Speaker 04

  I played that arcade game.

• 1:35:40The Fat Electrician?

  It's, no, he's, it's like, I'm telling you.

• 1:35:42Speaker 03

  Did you know if you shoot the, the good guys?

• 1:35:44Speaker 04

  You can play as the aliens.

• 1:35:47The Fat Electrician?

  Listen, listen, you want to be blind to the truth? You go ahead.

• 1:35:51Speaker 01

  It was literally called area 51. Oh.

• 1:35:55The Fat Electrician?

  It's called conditioning. They're preparing us for disclosure. I'm telling you, it's happening.

• 1:35:59Speaker 03

  Disclosure.

• 1:35:59The Fat Electrician?

  I listened to Joe Rogan on the way in. I don't know if that's obvious yet.

• 1:36:04The Fat Electrician?

  So lizards doing global warming. They're trying to change, change it so they can live on the surface.

• 1:36:07The Fat Electrician?

  Finally, you're awake. You're, you're awake, brother.

• 1:36:10Speaker 04

  Dude, I want to live on lizard planet.

• 1:36:11Speaker 03

  I just pictured Komodo dragons with like guns taped.

• 1:36:16Speaker 04

  About shooting. The thing that, uh, William Shatner fights in Star Trek, but he's like, ah.

• 1:36:24The Fat Electrician?

  They're real. Their eyes do the thing. Celebrities.

• 1:36:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, they blink sideways.

• 1:36:28Speaker 01

  Well, it's like, uh, the, the movie Paul. Do you guys remember that?

• 1:36:31The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, that movie's incredible.

• 1:36:32Speaker 01

  With, uh, Seth Rogen.

• 1:36:34The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah. The gray or whatever.

• 1:36:36Speaker 01

  At one, yeah. At one point he says, they, they ask him, they're like, why do you look like an alien? He's like, cause we've been drip feeding you this shit in social media or media for the past 50 years. That's what I'm saying. It's right in front of you.

• 1:36:50The Fat Electrician?

  It's right in front of us.

• 1:36:51Speaker 03

  Disclosure Day was horrible.

• 1:36:53The Fat Electrician?

  I haven't watched it.

• 1:36:54Speaker 03

  Good. Don't.

• 1:36:54The Fat Electrician?

  I just listened to David Grush, the Air Force guy.

• 1:36:58The Fat Electrician?

  Is it Kresh?

• 1:36:58Speaker 04

  I think it's Kresh. Yeah.

• 1:37:00The Fat Electrician?

  Whatever. The guy who was like in the Air Force, left the Air Force, testified in front of Congress. And, um.

• 1:37:05Speaker 03

  Zach, did we land on the moon?

• 1:37:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. You mean Burbank? Yeah. We landed in Burbank. It's just a weird thing to do.

• 1:37:13Speaker 04

  I'm sorry. David Kresh.

• 1:37:15Speaker 01

  David Kresh was the Waco guy.

• 1:37:18Speaker 04

  I was so confident.

• 1:37:19Speaker 01

  It's a Waco guy.

• 1:37:19The Fat Electrician?

  I wish I had half of your confidence. Uh, actually it's David Kresh, Zach.

• 1:37:25The Fat Electrician?

  Well, you were pronouncing some weird word.

• 1:37:26The Fat Electrician?

  Grush. I think it's Grush is his name.

• 1:37:28Speaker 04

  Rush.

• 1:37:29The Fat Electrician?

  The, the Burbank moon landing's weird because like it's, it's just weird to be like, you know, in case this doesn't go according to plan, cause the moon's fake, what if we filmed a backup just in case?

• 1:37:39Speaker 03

  Wait, the moon's fake?

• 1:37:41The Fat Electrician?

  Now we're.

• 1:37:41The Fat Electrician?

  You guys fucked me up with the David Kresh thing.

• 1:37:44Speaker 01

  The guy that they, that the fucking FBI could have talked to on his morning jogs. Like with Waco. What does he have to do with aliens? This is how things get, this is how things get muddled.

• 1:37:59Speaker 01

  David Kresh was an alien?

• 1:38:01The Fat Electrician?

  This is also how misinformation spreads.

• 1:38:03Speaker 01

  Died because the ATF blew their fucking house up.

• 1:38:06Speaker 04

  Dude, they killed the little grays.

• 1:38:07Speaker 01

  They killed the aliens. Running around. They lit the CS gas on fire.

• 1:38:12Speaker 03

  Thankfully hundreds of thousands of people watched this.

• 1:38:15The Fat Electrician?

  Do you know how mad I'm gonna be if I find out the government's been sitting on UFOs for 50 years and they're mad at me because the barrel on my shotgun's an inch too short?

• 1:38:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:38:24The Fat Electrician?

  I feel like you fuckers have bigger problems.

• 1:38:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:38:27Speaker 04

  What, the aliens have short barrels? Ruby Ridge. His wife was pregnant with a reptilian. That's why they shot her.

• 1:38:36Speaker 04

  Dude, come to unsubscribe podcast for your facts.

• 1:38:39The Fat Electrician?

  It is crazy to think that the podcast has hit a level to where misinformation can be spread.

• 1:38:43Speaker 04

  Hundreds of thousands of people.

• 1:38:45The Fat Electrician?

  You can just be like, blah, blah, blah. And they're like, where'd that start? Like, I don't know. It started right here.

• 1:38:49The Fat Electrician?

  Thankfully, we only are the forty ninth podcast in the world on YouTube right now.

• 1:38:55Speaker 04

  Bro, if you go to a podcast for your information, you're retarded, dude.

• 1:38:58The Fat Electrician?

  Especially this one. Yeah, especially.

• 1:39:01The Fat Electrician?

  I've been blown up. You couldn't even listen to me.

• 1:39:03Speaker 04

  Read a book, you moron. Jesus Christ.

• 1:39:07The Fat Electrician?

  We misspelled our shirt.

• 1:39:10The Fat Electrician?

  We have Al. We have Al Al.

• 1:39:14The Fat Electrician?

  That's how mad the light is at the end of the tunnel.

• 1:39:18The Fat Electrician?

  Al the tunnel. Al the end.

• 1:39:21Speaker 04

  There's, there's a light Al the end of the tunnel, as we always say here on the Joe Rogan Podcast. The Joe Rogan Experience. Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. I'm here with David Koresh.

• 1:39:34The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna drop that shit on the resale market with some gawk.

• 1:39:36Speaker 04

  He was allegedly breeding with the gray aliens who may or may not have been underage. It's all, it's all up in the air. Either way, we had to kill them all. Burn it down. Waco ninety-one.

• 1:39:46Speaker 01

  We do have to give Zach the.

• 1:39:48Speaker 03

  What time's your flight or board?

• 1:39:51Speaker 01

  Your boarding.

• 1:39:52Speaker 04

  Put it in a manscape, Dad.

• 1:39:54The Fat Electrician?

  I can, yeah. As long as I have to leave by three, we're good.

• 1:39:57Speaker 01

  So San Antonio has water, which is the weirdest thing.

• 1:40:02The Fat Electrician?

  It's actually hysterical.

• 1:40:03Speaker 03

  I didn't realize that. You guys took how long to get from the airport to like?

• 1:40:07Speaker 01

  Oh, God, it took us an hour, just to get there.

• 1:40:11Speaker 04

  There was an unironically bumper to bumper traffic, and I'm not exaggerating because of a fucking puddle.

• 1:40:17The Fat Electrician?

  I've never seen people not understand rain. Like, I was in the pickup area, you know, and it's like.

• 1:40:22Speaker 04

  Well, they don't have water.

• 1:40:23The Fat Electrician?

  It's A1. And like, there's like cracks in the concrete and it's like splashing out. People were standing next to it like, what the fuck is happening? Like, I'd never seen that. They just had no idea what to do.

• 1:40:34The Fat Electrician?

  It was like, because I drove out to bunker this morning, it's like sprinkling.

• 1:40:39The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it's not.

• 1:40:39The Fat Electrician?

  It's sprinkling out and everybody's going fifty in a seventy with their hazards on. I was like, what the fuck is happening right now?

• 1:40:48Speaker 04

  And then when we left, yeah, the F-150 we were behind. Got a big lifted truck, but he's like, oh shit, there's a puddle. Like, I still like swerve into oncoming traffic.

• 1:40:56Speaker 01

  He was Mexican?

• 1:40:59Speaker 04

  No, he was a Vietnamese.

• 1:41:03Speaker 04

  What makes you think he was Mexican? In San Antonio, Texas?

• 1:41:08Speaker 04

  Was it the Vietnamese accent I did?

• 1:41:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:11Speaker 04

  He's like, oh no, I'm putting my taco in my burrito.

• 1:41:16The Fat Electrician?

  The Vietnamese man?

• 1:41:20Speaker 04

  What are you talking about?

• 1:41:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. I don't think there's a lot of "bon me" in this town.

• 1:41:26Speaker 04

  It's like, hold on. Holy shit. The dry one's falling out the back of my truck on my way to my fuck.

• 1:41:32The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, you want the fuck?

• 1:41:34Speaker 04

  I'm a Vietnamese guy.

• 1:41:38The Fat Electrician?

  I hate James.

• 1:41:43Speaker 04

  Hold on, they want to. I'm fucking eating some on the way.

• 1:41:50The Fat Electrician?

  Thanks for stopping by, Justin Govardal.

• 1:41:58Speaker 04

  Welcome to the Ho Chi Minh Togneria. I'm the enemy always.

• 1:42:05The Fat Electrician?

  I gotta get to Hut Depot.

• 1:42:08Speaker 04

  It's okay. Mexicans are within earshot. They're allowing, they're laughing. We're all having a good time. I hate you.

• 1:42:15The Fat Electrician?

  Your number one source for news, the unsubscribe.

• 1:42:17Speaker 04

  Here to tune in for more Vietnamese guys.

• 1:42:28The Fat Electrician?

  But yeah, they don't, nobody knows how to drive here.

• 1:42:32Speaker 03

  That's how we go to that.

• 1:42:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, circle back.

• 1:42:34The Fat Electrician?

  You think animals were lining up two by two? By the way, they're acting about the light rain, but yeah.

• 1:42:39Speaker 04

  Oh, they're the rice buddies way.

• 1:42:44Speaker 01

  Thank you, guys, for joining the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tab, the fat electrician, veteran with a sign, King Trout, myself, Don and Operator. Thank you so much for being here.

• 1:42:56Speaker 04

  You want a corner? You want a corner flower, you dolly? I'm Vietnamese.

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