Our Craziest Deployment & Police Stories ft. Angry Cops & Joe | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 281

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• 0:57Speaker 01

  Oh, the Conex filled with Glocks?

• 0:59Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 1:00Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, you should probably tell them.

• 1:01Speaker 03

  We can cut some of this, right guys?

• 1:02The Fat Electrician?

  Some people would call that defrauding the United States Armed Forces.

• 1:08Speaker 03

  We got a fire truck for three Gs.

• 1:09The Fat Electrician?

  How many Glocks did you give him?

• 1:11Speaker 01

  That head knows how to think outside the box. If I think outside the box, I mean, do illegal activity and not get caught.

• 1:17Speaker 05

  Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and Brandon. His hair is fucking fabulous. Donut, a dark oak disposition. There's a fat electrician. Welcome to unsubscribe.

• 1:37The Fat Electrician?

  Well, you want to kick things off?

• 1:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, ready? Get that, get that drink ready?

• 1:41Speaker 02

  On the count of three, one, two, three.

• 1:48The Fat Electrician?

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Joe, just Joe, it's like Madonna or Cher, Rich, Angry Cops, and myself, Bro Nut Operator. Thank you for joining unsubscribe.

• 2:02Speaker 01

  And I'm, oh, I shaved my beard. Forgot the wig. I was gonna be Brandon, Dark Brandon.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Damn. Dark Brandon is everyone's favorite, not Brandon's favorite.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  Dark Brandon is a favorite of mine.

• 2:16Speaker 02

  I was, dude, I was like, oh, well.

• 2:18The Fat Electrician?

  Bullet dodged.

• 2:19Speaker 01

  Settle down, Trump.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  I actually talked to Vic. I was like, oh, I text you guys earlier. I was like, hey, podcasters. Brandon's like, oh shit, okay, I can make it around this. I'm like, cool. And I was texting and then I thought it was like, uh, my, maybe Brandon shouldn't be on one with Joe and Rich. I'm gonna text, uh, fat electrician. He gets in tonight. We can just do a later one. But, okay, okay. Just ruining your career.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  Wait, that was, that was an option?

• 2:46The Fat Electrician?

  No, no, no, it is an option.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  He stepped up. I was like, huh.

• 2:51Speaker 01

  Joe, the list of things you wanted to talk about.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a good list.

• 2:58Speaker 03

  I do want to talk about.

• 2:59Speaker 01

  But the and the, uh, what else were we talking about?

• 3:06Speaker 01

  And I have a couple of other things.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  You just cut to Brandon's face in horror with each one.

• 3:11Speaker 01

  Wait, hold on. I forgot the final one. That was another one.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  That's a big one.

• 3:16The Fat Electrician?

  Is it too late to leap?

• 3:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:18Speaker 03

  No, you're good.

• 3:20Speaker 01

  Welcome.

• 3:20Speaker 03

  Stay for the fun. We could send you back to your, somewhere that could abuse you or you could just stay here with us.

• 3:27The Fat Electrician?

  It's true.

• 3:27Speaker 01

  We wouldn't want to put you back in the hand of your abusers.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  No.

• 3:30Speaker 02

  My boys, oh, we got, well, Joe, you have to introduce yourself. You guys have known each other for fucking ever.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Nah, six months. I picked him up on the street. Great.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  I can tell you though. Listen, when you picked me up out of the gutter, I didn't know I'd be sitting at a table with real YouTubers. I like you guys. You're really cool. Thanks for giving me a ride, dude.

• 3:48Speaker 01

  You're welcome. It was so dirty. I thought I was black and I was doing a good thing. Turns out I'm just lifting another white man up. Jeez.

• 3:53Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  Trying to do the right thing.

• 3:55Speaker 03

  You could just put him back. You know what? It's really good working with some real talent here, over here and over here. Nice to meet you guys.

• 4:01Speaker 02

  Nice to meet you.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  Pleasure to meet you, brother.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  How'd you guys, you go back for, you, wait, actually Rich was your NCO?

• 4:08Speaker 03

  No.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  No.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Just because he talks louder. That doesn't make him in charge. Yeah, no. I don't even think I was your boss ever, either.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  No, you outranked me though, but we, you were, we were never in direct, uh, leadership roles. I don't know. Our second tour, when

• 4:26Speaker 03

  We tried to do scam and seizure.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  Became the scam and seizure team. I think you were my senior NCO. You were, I think you were my raider.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  I was your raider.

• 4:32The Fat Electrician?

  What is, what is scam and seizure?

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 4:34Speaker 03

  Logistics.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  Joe, I'm so confused. I'm military and I don't, I looked at Brandon.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  So the scam and seizure team is not a real team, but there's always people that need to get things. There's, there's stuff laying around. There's deficits. People need stuff.

• 4:47The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, so this is the strategically transfer equipment to alternative location.

• 4:51Speaker 03

  Correct.

• 4:53The Fat Electrician?

  Do you steal shit?

• 4:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  Well, we barter and trade the things that we stole for things that we can, you know, keep on or off the bus.

• 5:01Speaker 03

  Tomato, felony, whatever.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  The initial part might be frowned upon, but the secondary trading is actually very beneficial for the people in the military because you need things.

• 5:09Speaker 03

  We need things and we reincorporate lost items into the supply chain.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  Joe.

• 5:12Speaker 03

  For the benefit of others.

• 5:13Speaker 01

  One of my favorite things is that I do brag about you to other people about is the, um, I guess the highlight reel of things that you were able to obtain in our first and second tours.

• 5:25Speaker 03

  Can we, we can cut some of this, right guys?

• 5:28The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  No, no, no, this is your turn in the hot seat, brother.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  Statue of limitations.

• 5:33Speaker 03

  Dear chief, dear boss.

• 5:36The Fat Electrician?

  I'm just imagining you're like rocket raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy. Just like, yeah, some guy's leg, you know, shit like that.

• 5:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, just getting random things. Yeah.

• 5:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 5:46Speaker 03

  Do you want to?

• 5:47Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You should probably tell them.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  About what?

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Oh, the Conex filled with Glocks?

• 5:51Speaker 03

  That's, that's, uh.

• 5:53Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 5:54Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 5:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:55Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 5:56Speaker 03

  So, oh my God, dude.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. Which war?

• 6:00Speaker 03

  Brandon, now I know how you feel.

• 6:04Speaker 03

  It doesn't really matter. So we're there, right? Like there, no shit. There we were, right? Knee deep in sand dunes and, uh, all sorts of stuff.

• 6:12The Fat Electrician?

  Details not important.

• 6:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, unimportant. But I can tell you though, the military does lose a ton of shit, like daily, weekly, annually. Um, I found a Conex literally in the middle of the desert. We're just sitting there, just a box in the middle of the desert. I'm like, huh, there's no names on it. Clip. I'm going to double check what's in there. 1100 Glock handguns. 1100 Glocks.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  Wait, these are Glocks which are not your standard military.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  No, they're just regular Glock 19s. We're handing them out to the army. Army had a program. They were given Iraqi police officers military police training. So we gave them Glocks. They started selling the Glocks. They started selling the bullets and the army's like, yeah, we're not doing this. And then not too long later, they came out with an article that they lost 12,000 Glocks.

• 6:50The Fat Electrician?

  Long story short, he still has 9,000 for sale. If you're, you're interested.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  They're on marketplace.

• 6:57The Fat Electrician?

  It's only legal.

• 7:00The Fat Electrician?

  No, YouTube censored. That was a joke. That's an obvious joke. There are no weapons for sale.

• 7:05Speaker 02

  None of this is, it don't.

• 7:07The Fat Electrician?

  Probably not. I don't know. Are they?

• 7:08Speaker 03

  No.

• 7:09Speaker 02

  Inflatable tube, man.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  Joe's Glock.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  Because of horrible miscalculation, I found way too many Glocks.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  Come down to Joe's. Do you know, I would, oh my God, I would love just, uh, I don't know. I just thought about like throwing Glocks up and having it rain on you, but then they're all like five pounds apiece.

• 7:28The Fat Electrician?

  Better than Siggs.

• 7:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:33Speaker 01

  But yeah, you were able to get the Conex with.

• 7:35Speaker 03

  I turned them all in. I did the right thing.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  But if you, let's say hypothetically, you were to use them as trade.

• 7:44Speaker 03

  Oh, let's talk about a story then that's fake.

• 7:46Speaker 01

  Okay, let's talk about a fake story real quick.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:49Speaker 01

  We love.

• 7:51Speaker 03

  If my aunt had nuts, she'd be my uncle, but kind of where we're at here is there's a lot of different things you can barter based on lack of all the things. Thank you, sir.

• 8:00Speaker 01

  It's for the shine.

• 8:01Speaker 02

  Everyone, that's how I know. If, I think we've said it. I'm gonna eat one, one time when somebody stares because they'll just automatically, they just watch and wait for to see what the host do with them.

• 8:11Speaker 01

  Oh yeah.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  He's like, if you

• 8:12Speaker 03

  Oh, that would be great. If we all just showed it.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  I guarantee the person would be like.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. If you had somebody that like, wasn't like used to like the lights, you know, or didn't have like a background with like film.

• 8:23Speaker 03

  Dude, I didn't know.

• 8:25Speaker 01

  What are they doing? Is this like part of the baby eating thing that Hollywood's a part of? Adrenochrome. These are filled with adrenochrome. That's why Brandon looks so young.

• 8:33The Fat Electrician?

  It's the Bohemian Grove ritual.

• 8:35Speaker 03

  Oh, hmm. That is a thing.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  So Joe, hypothetically.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Hypothetically, uh, a lot of different PSDs and Colonel protections, uh, they didn't have guns, but now they do. And that was really cool. And people were thankful and they helped out other people.

• 8:49The Fat Electrician?

  That sounds good for the army.

• 8:51Speaker 03

  It is good for the army. It absolutely is. We found unregistered, don't exist weapons in the middle of desert and then turned them into legitimate purposes and things. They had utility.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  Was this on a base and it was just one of those Conexes like out in the random part of a base?

• 9:05Speaker 03

  It was on the back end of a base.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  That's what's crazy.

• 9:08Speaker 03

  There was like no reason to be out here, but I know that's the best place to look for things. Like as a police officer, if I was going to go look for shit in your house, I'm going in your front door, all the way to the back of the house, to the bottom of the closet, and I'm going to look what's underneath the shoe rack. I'm going to the furthest part away from your door. Same with the, same with the military base. I'm going to the furthest away from the entrance. I'm going to look for all the shit you want to hide. Psychologically, it's easy place to hide. Far away from the entrance. Oh, nobody will find it. Well, here we are. 1100 Glocks later. Yeah, traded them. I mean, uh.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  Did the right thing with them.

• 9:41The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:43The Fat Electrician?

  It's really, really big of you to turn those in.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  It was super nice of me.

• 9:46Speaker 02

  Did they give you a medal?

• 9:47Speaker 03

  No, I didn't get a medal, but there was a Colonel that got a silver star.

• 9:50The Fat Electrician?

  He did get air conditioning.

• 9:52Speaker 01

  If you got a, well, I mean, technically you did get metal. You got like a heavy thing that we almost shipped home.

• 9:58Speaker 03

  Oh, God. There were talks of shipping home a Humvee.

• 10:02Speaker 01

  I don't know how we got that Humvee. Not related to the Glocks at all.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  So not only is the military possibly terrible with equipment, they're terrible with paperwork too. And they just, it just falls off paperwork and people are like, that's not mine. I'm like, that's not yours. Is this yours? Not yours. It's mine. Dibs. Take it. Then I just invent paperwork and then get it taken care of. And now it's ours.

• 10:21The Fat Electrician?

  Well, that's the story like with Cody and of course, the one time he's not here. Where he got lost by the Navy and he's like, yeah, for like, I forget what it was, like nine months to a year. He's like, yeah, my job was to like swim in San Diego to work out.

• 10:33Speaker 03

  Yeah. Damn. I'm nothing. I was also transferred to what we call Echo Company that doesn't exist as well. So for a while in the military, I didn't exist.

• 10:41Speaker 02

  When I got out, that's what I did. Last three months, got back, went to formation. They didn't call my name. And they're like, if we didn't call your name, raise your hand. I was like,

• 10:49Speaker 01

  Not that stupid. I'm not that dumb.

• 10:53Speaker 02

  And then I went to BCO. I was like, did they put me back with BCO? I walked back and I'm like, hey, was my name called? They're like, nope. I was like, and then I checked in a week later. Asked the buddies. It was like, anyone say my name yet? Like, no, no phone calls. And then I just started walking around with manila envelope and paper.

• 11:11Speaker 01

  Well, you're still getting a paycheck though. Like the paycheck came on the first of the fifteenth.

• 11:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, because I had three months to get out.

• 11:16Speaker 03

  UIC, right? Like you're not assigned to anybody.

• 11:18Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 11:18Speaker 03

  That's beautiful.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  So then Sergeant Major walks up and I'm with my buddy and he's like, Weber, why the are you here? Get inside, Quavis. And he's like, make, makes him do pushers first and gets out, recover, get inside. Quavis, how you doing? Good, Sergeant Major. He's like, okay. He's like, well, see you later. And he walks off. I was like, and Weber comes back after he's like, you're supposed to be in my platoon, you fucking.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  He just doesn't know.

• 11:44The Fat Electrician?

  Some people would call that defrauding the United States Armed Forces. I see it as a make good for the time off you never got after you got shot.

• 11:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, see?

• 11:54Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 11:54Speaker 02

  Well, I just.

• 11:55Speaker 03

  I like the way you said that. You know what?

• 11:56The Fat Electrician?

  It sounded way more pleasant and legal.

• 11:58Speaker 03

  I'm learning from you. Oh.

• 12:00Speaker 02

  He is a politician.

• 12:01Speaker 01

  Be careful. You'll be great in Congress. Joe, we found our end.

• 12:05Speaker 03

  I'll be your consigliere, you know, come in there, whisper in your ear from time to time.

• 12:10Speaker 01

  It will not surprise me if Joe ends up with the, the old Air Force one that Trump doesn't use anymore. Cause it's just like, Joe's like, Rich, I got a plane. We gotta go now. What do you mean? What do you, I mean, yes, okay, let's go. He's like, Brandon, Brandon, you're flying.

• 12:23The Fat Electrician?

  Bring seven parachutes in case it doesn't work out.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  Seven, why seven? Who are the other people? Pete's coming.

• 12:29Speaker 03

  I'll tell you on the flight.

• 12:31Speaker 03

  Don't ask any questions. Oh, man.

• 12:34Speaker 01

  But yeah, you, you were able to find a Humvee that nobody had on their books and you were like, oh, cool.

• 12:38Speaker 03

  It belonged to an old SF unit. Eventually I found out. And I had this thing parked in the Conex. I had the full demers in, back it in there. I was talking to two different custom agents at the time, cause you can't inspect your own container. And I'm like, hey, do you happen to need, oh my God, look what I got. And give them the items that they requested. And they're like, yes, we're willing to do this. And I'm like, fuck man, I really don't want to go to jail for any of this. It's only a Humvee. So I didn't do it. I chickened out at the last moment, but recently.

• 13:05Speaker 01

  Fine. We would have been fine.

• 13:07Speaker 03

  We could have been fine, but recently I purchased a 1990 AMG. 6.2 liter diesel Humvee. I got an M998 now. It is not the one I shipped home.

• 13:18Speaker 02

  It's probably like crazy, $3,000.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  20 grand.

• 13:22Speaker 02

  Jesus, for an old Humvee, they still cost that much?

• 13:24Speaker 03

  It's only got 400 miles on it.

• 13:26Speaker 01

  He got a, oh wow. He got a 400 mile Humvee. In fact, you told me he's like, it's 400 miles, but when you actually rode it, it was like 60, wasn't it?

• 13:33Speaker 03

  So I bought it with 126. I put a couple hundred on in my small little town because cool, man, like.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  So comfortable.

• 13:39Speaker 03

  Comes with back pain and PTSD options.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  The only, Brandon, have you ever rode in an actual, have you rode in an up armored? You want the slowest vehicle. Known to man.

• 13:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  Dude, that, it's a gunfight. We're getting in an ambush.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  Go.

• 13:54Speaker 02

  You could walk faster. That thing's gonna accelerate you out of that gunfight.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, it'll do it.

• 14:00The Fat Electrician?

  It's one of those things where like, it was made like modular to be able to accept the armor, but not the logistical like, be able to be a car with the armor.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  It, it didn't operate that way at all. No.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  65, it struggles at 65. It's a rocket ship at 65 miles an hour.

• 14:16Speaker 03

  Take off on the high end. Yeah.

• 14:17Speaker 01

  Yeah. What's a rocket ship? Because you're not stopping it unless you're going through 50 feet of dirt.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  I've, I've run over a few trees with those.

• 14:24The Fat Electrician?

  Oh God, I was just thinking like, how, how do the brakes stop that much mass?

• 14:27Speaker 03

  Not well. They don't. They don't. That's why you constantly got to bring them into maintenance to change.

• 14:31The Fat Electrician?

  And since.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  Put out like, put out a leg like the Fred Flintstone, just to try to help out.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  Oh God.

• 14:43The Fat Electrician?

  Grind it down like a pencil being sharpened.

• 14:48Speaker 03

  Oh yeah. The Humvees are fun. And the one that I picked up was all redone. The guy had it previously registered at 12 miles. That's it. That's all it was ever on. It was a National Guard Humvee. I have to imagine that the, the unit was shut down or disbanded or somehow.

• 15:01Speaker 02

  It just never touched it.

• 15:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. And just never touched it. This guy.

• 15:04The Fat Electrician?

  That's the title for this episode is we stole military equipment and got away with it.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  Oh yeah. And the thumbnail.

• 15:10Speaker 03

  Yo, this we, we're all implicated.

• 15:12Speaker 01

  Like, and?

• 15:13Speaker 03

  The word of the day is implicated. You guys are now in.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  With blackface and me and Brandon are the police officers on the thumbnail.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  Good God. You guys get to be the cops? All right.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  The Humvees lights are on in the background.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  I don't want to go to jail.

• 15:29The Fat Electrician?

  I, I'm going to request to see a draft of this thumbnail. I don't know about this, guys.

• 15:34Speaker 03

  Do you want to wear a ski mask?

• 15:36Speaker 01

  A shiesty?

• 15:37Speaker 03

  A shiesty?

• 15:38Speaker 01

  Yeah. We, we wear the shiesty wears.

• 15:40Speaker 03

  We are the shiesty.

• 15:40The Fat Electrician?

  We're the shenanigans.

• 15:41Speaker 02

  You know why the Ridge Power Bank is nice?

• 15:44Speaker 03

  Why?

• 15:44Speaker 02

  Cause it has two simple cords, USB C and the iPad one, iPhone, the old one.

• 15:50Speaker 03

  The old one is a great way of putting that.

• 15:52Speaker 02

  Boom.

• 15:54Speaker 02

  That's two. That's all you need. So you can charge everything with just that one device.

• 15:58Speaker 03

  You can charge anything that uses a USB C or an Apple lightning cord.

• 16:02The Fat Electrician?

  Unless you're like me and you broke your phone and you're too lazy to get another one. So, uh, you can't actually charge with either of these cords. What it does have is the conductive charging.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  Show me how that works, Brandon.

• 16:13The Fat Electrician?

  I would be glad to. You just charge this up and it magnetizes to the back of your phone.

• 16:18Speaker 03

  Magnets.

• 16:19Speaker 02

  With 20 watts of power, it charges your phone as fast as possible. 20 watts and 10,000 milliamps? Holy macaroni. Milliamp hours is what I meant to say. Wow.

• 16:28Speaker 03

  That's three whole, full phone charges right there in your pocket.

• 16:32Speaker 02

  With free shipping and a 99 day risk free trial.

• 16:35Speaker 03

  Plus a lifetime warranty.

• 16:37Speaker 02

  This is the last power bank that you'll ever need.

• 16:40Speaker 03

  These things also look badass.

• 16:42Speaker 02

  Boom. Show it, Brandon.

• 16:44Speaker 03

  I'm showing it.

• 16:45Speaker 02

  Throw my wallet at it.

• 16:47Speaker 03

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• 16:54Speaker 02

  Also they have the Ridge Wallet.

• 16:56Speaker 03

  The Ridge Wallet, you say?

• 16:58Speaker 02

  This is the last wallet I'm ever gonna buy.

• 16:59The Fat Electrician?

  Cause he's gonna lose it and get stuck in Vietnam.

• 17:02Speaker 03

  One thing to pack, five ways to power.

• 17:05The Fat Electrician?

  You can find the Ridge Power Bank at Best Buy or our listeners can get 10% off if they go to ridge.com and use the code unsub at checkout.

• 17:11Speaker 03

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• 17:16The Fat Electrician?

  After your purchase, they're gonna ask where you heard about them. Tell them unsub sends their regards.

• 17:20Speaker 03

  Tell them.

• 17:21The Fat Electrician?

  So do you guys work together now as like on the police force?

• 17:24Speaker 03

  Adjacent towns. He works for the city. I work for the town.

• 17:27The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 17:27Speaker 02

  Well, and I, that's one question I had is, cause you guys have known each other in the military and then in police work, but your perspective, and we even talked about yesterday of keeping Rich out of trouble, or you worry about getting in trouble.

• 17:41Speaker 03

  It happened in your car on the way to go get tacos.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  I know.

• 17:44Speaker 03

  Rich was like, we should do this. Like, well, like, that's kind of a crime. No, it's not. It's left on the side of the road.

• 17:51Speaker 02

  We can see if we can delete this, but tell, tell Brandon what the.

• 17:54Speaker 03

  Go ahead.

• 17:55Speaker 02

  I was gonna steal a fat Katie sign.

• 17:59Speaker 02

  And what I wanted to do is I wanted Joe to.

• 18:01Speaker 03

  That is a crime. That's a, that's a crime.

• 18:03Speaker 02

  It was in public.

• 18:04The Fat Electrician?

  It's still a crime.

• 18:05Speaker 03

  It was zip tied to a fence. I was telling him it's a crime.

• 18:08The Fat Electrician?

  That's, yeah, that's a crime.

• 18:09Speaker 02

  Who owns the bridge?

• 18:10Speaker 03

  Eli was half in.

• 18:11The Fat Electrician?

  That's, that's public property.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:13The Fat Electrician?

  So there's.

• 18:14Speaker 03

  You're allowed to do that. Within a certain amount of time.

• 18:16Speaker 02

  Steal it. Yeah.

• 18:16Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  There you are. Sure you are.

• 18:19Speaker 03

  No, Richard.

• 18:19Speaker 02

  It's tied to public property. So, so then I can tie things to flock cameras and not get arrested? That's what I'm hearing.

• 18:25Speaker 03

  If it's political, there, there are guidelines on political advertising.

• 18:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, there's a lot of.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  Also, just, just so you know, flock cameras aren't bulletproof.

• 18:33The Fat Electrician?

  It's crazy.

• 18:35Speaker 03

  I would have thought that they would have put some sort, you know, but no, no.

• 18:38Speaker 01

  I need as a laser.

• 18:40Speaker 03

  Couple hundred yards out, huh?

• 18:41The Fat Electrician?

  That's.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  You burn the, the, burn the thing.

• 18:44Speaker 03

  The lens? I don't know.

• 18:47Speaker 02

  That works actually. Yeah. That, yeah.

• 18:49The Fat Electrician?

  Oh yeah. That really will. Yeah.

• 18:51Speaker 02

  Yeah. That'll burn a fucking sensor instantly.

• 18:53Speaker 01

  Instantly. Yeah. So you don't even have to touch it. You can just go, and they'll be like, it looks fine. Why is it not working? Ah, fuzzy. These things fog up all the time.

• 19:00The Fat Electrician?

  All they see is just Richard High, six feet away, shining a fucking laser into the sensor.

• 19:06Speaker 02

  Mouth open.

• 19:09Speaker 01

  I just picture you popping in frame like all the way you're like

• 19:13The Fat Electrician?

  in front of the camera directly.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  You just see your hand.

• 19:20Speaker 01

  You get back up, you look to make sure it's in the right spot, go back down.

• 19:24The Fat Electrician?

  I'm just picturing it's it's you army crawling 400 yards all in view of the camera to get out of the view of the camera.

• 19:34Speaker 01

  I wanted him to film it. I was like, yeah, I'll just wear a shysty because no face, no case. And then I want, but I also wanted to do it kind of comedically and have the big switchblade that you guys have. And ka-chink and then that's how I cut the things up. Well, after election day, it's first come, first.

• 19:51Speaker 03

  Is it abandoned property after that?

• 19:53Speaker 02

  I actually don't know. That's a good question. I know I've like the last election, I had to go like personally a couple of places around the county. Like cut them down and take them out because like at a certain point it is, I think you get fined for leaving them up.

• 20:04Speaker 03

  You do get fined. I do believe that's also a town ordinance as well.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  So what you're saying is, is I'm doing a public service.

• 20:10Speaker 03

  After the fact.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  When I took like 10 India Walton for mayor's signs.

• 20:17The Fat Electrician?

  None of this is legal advice, by the way.

• 20:22Speaker 01

  Fight socialism.

• 20:23The Fat Electrician?

  What did you take?

• 20:25Speaker 03

  God, are we actually admitting to crime?

• 20:27Speaker 01

  No.

• 20:29Speaker 03

  Oh, oh, my God. That's that's rich. Hi.

• 20:33The Fat Electrician?

  Can we can we bring that on camera?

• 20:34Speaker 01

  That is me.

• 20:35The Fat Electrician?

  That is you. We stole this from a local restaurant.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  Holy shit. Who did that?

• 20:40Speaker 02

  I thought it was a Richard actual thing. And then they're like, no, Eli, we just found this.

• 20:45Speaker 03

  That's you, bro.

• 20:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:47Speaker 02

  Garage beer.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Garage beer. Jason Kelsey's garage beer.

• 20:50The Fat Electrician?

  Jason Angry Cops Kelsey.

• 20:52Speaker 01

  That's right. Richard, Jason, Cops, Kelsey.

• 20:56Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 20:57Speaker 01

  The second.

• 20:58Speaker 02

  Does that?

• 20:58Speaker 03

  That's a good. Jesus Christ.

• 21:01Speaker 02

  I thought I thought someone made this and then someone brought it.

• 21:04Speaker 03

  Like as a joke, as a prank. Yeah.

• 21:06Speaker 02

  Yeah. And they're like, we took this. I'm like, what?

• 21:08The Fat Electrician?

  I think I think the boys got hammered on election night and stole that.

• 21:11Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 21:11The Fat Electrician?

  If I recall.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  Acquired it? I mean, these are strong words, Brandon.

• 21:15The Fat Electrician?

  Well, actually, no, I think we had permission. Like we had permission from the bar.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  Definitely said it looked like Rich.

• 21:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:21Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 21:21Speaker 01

  You guys sent it to me and then I think somebody AI'd Rich High or Angry Cops over Kelsey.

• 21:25Speaker 03

  Oh, the top.

• 21:26Speaker 01

  And I was like, yeah, that does look like me with a beard. I just shaved my beard off. Literally, I was two days ago.

• 21:33Speaker 03

  God, that looks like Rich. That's crazy.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  If I would have had it right now, I would have taken my shirt off and put a beanie on and nobody would have known.

• 21:40Speaker 02

  It's like the latches.

• 21:41Speaker 01

  It'll grow back in a week. It's just, it's like I said, this is two days.

• 21:45Speaker 03

  You had to have that baby touch.

• 21:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, had that baby touch.

• 21:50Speaker 03

  Man. Dude, Brandon, how you doing? You've been slammed right now with all your.

• 21:54The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I'm I'm tired, brother. Doing, no, no, I was just the bags under the eyes. Yeah, I'm doing like multiple events a day all over the district and then DC and flying around just all over the place, but it's good though. We're like the energy's high. I'm doing as much as I can because at time of recording, we have 66 days left. So we're just pounding pavement, raising as much money as we possibly can, talking to as many voters as we can, doing everything.

• 22:20Speaker 01

  Is there a website that we can donate to your campaign?

• 22:23The Fat Electrician?

  In fact, it's Brandon Herrera for Congress dot com. Every donation of $5 actually enters you to win.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  A fully automatic gift card, right?

• 22:31The Fat Electrician?

  Well, that one, that one we did. So we did see this.

• 22:34Speaker 03

  Full auto.

• 22:34Speaker 01

  The full auto gift cards are amazing, dude.

• 22:37The Fat Electrician?

  We did just finish the giveaway. I was, I gave away my own personal transferable Ruger AC 556 machine gun.

• 22:44Speaker 03

  Oh.

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• 23:44Speaker 03

  That was, I do have a question for you, though.

• 23:46The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, I got an answer.

• 23:48Speaker 03

  Force reset triggers here. I want to take them home with me. Can I buy one here and take it home?

• 23:54The Fat Electrician?

  You can do what you like.

• 23:55Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  Oh, all of a sudden.

• 24:03Speaker 01

  This guy comes up with you can do what you want.

• 24:05The Fat Electrician?

  What I'm telling you is that in the state of Texas and pretty much fucking everywhere that's not gay. Like the FRTs are completely unregulated, just like every other trigger. Like it's treated like every other trigger. It's a, it's a piece of a firearm. The only piece of a firearm that is regulated by the ATF as the firearm itself in pistols is the frame typically and in rifles is like, like the lower or what is the receiver. So FRTs don't fall into that category. It's just like buying any other trigger, like a race trigger or something like that. Completely unregulated. So they're not going to ask for your driver's license. They're not going to ask for anything like that. And it.

• 24:40Speaker 01

  Oh, so it's like voting in New York.

• 24:41The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly, exactly like that.

• 24:43Speaker 03

  Zing. Oh, man.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  Take that, my Donny.

• 24:45The Fat Electrician?

  And wherever you want to take that is between you, God, and your gas card.

• 24:49Speaker 01

  I want to be like Santa Claus. I just want to show up in New York with a big sack of FRTs.

• 24:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  Just handing them out. I wonder how many we can preorder for like 50 bucks a pop.

• 25:01Speaker 03

  35. Let's get them.

• 25:02Speaker 01

  God, that should be a giveaway for us, for our podcast, for the Overserved Podcast.

• 25:07Speaker 03

  I like indictments.

• 25:07Speaker 01

  In New York?

• 25:11The Fat Electrician?

  Well, if you're not allowed to legally, like if you're not allowed to sell them in New York, actually.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  It's a giveaway.

• 25:17The Fat Electrician?

  You can sell them in New York.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  I'm not selling it.

• 25:19The Fat Electrician?

  Can you sell them in New York?

• 25:20Speaker 03

  I can tell you as a police officer, I can have one, but I don't know is that I can actually get one from my dealer.

• 25:25Speaker 01

  You guys have weird laws, like even, you have the weirdest rules because police officers have a different set. It actually makes getting firearms hard for you guys. Rich, no, well, for you.

• 25:36The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, for me, yes.

• 25:37Speaker 01

  Because you're like.

• 25:38The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, no, we can't sit there. Totally straight up. Forced reset triggers are strictly illegal to possess, manufacture, or transport or sell in New York.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  Oh, shit. Jeez, no. What?

• 25:47Speaker 03

  What? Did you say?

• 25:49Speaker 01

  Boats.

• 25:50Speaker 03

  Boats. We have so, we have the Great Lakes.

• 25:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, we do. The Great Lakes of America.

• 25:55Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm not buying.

• 25:57Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's a fucking class A misdemeanor.

• 26:01Speaker 03

  Oh, that's not even a real crime. Yeah.

• 26:04Speaker 01

  Come on.

• 26:04Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, it could be a real crime.

• 26:06Speaker 01

  I've got charts of those.

• 26:07Speaker 02

  That face right there, right? The camera just needs to go, you are like.

• 26:13Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  The second he said misdemeanor, that was that.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  What Caleb call you?

• 26:22Speaker 01

  Uh, cheeky bastard.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was the cheeky bastard.

• 26:28The Fat Electrician?

  Dude. Uh, well, okay.

• 26:32The Fat Electrician?

  All right. Well, I'm getting two different things from Google AI because it's shit.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:35The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, this one is saying it, uh, transporting or possessing a forced reset trigger in New York is a class E felony, carrying a prison sentence of one to four years. That's worse.

• 26:43Speaker 01

  Class E felony?

• 26:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's weird.

• 26:45Speaker 01

  But why? What is the, I wonder what the case law is.

• 26:48Speaker 03

  Probably a Hokel clause.

• 26:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'll have to look that up.

• 26:50The Fat Electrician?

  Or a financial fine of $5,000.

• 26:53Speaker 03

  That's an expensive trigger.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, but then you're a convicted felon.

• 26:56The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, no, I was gonna say I take the 5,000 over four years in fucking prison.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  I don't know. Could be fun. JD Vance came out great.

• 27:02The Fat Electrician?

  I just.

• 27:03Speaker 01

  JD Delay.

• 27:04The Fat Electrician?

  I was gonna say, I'm learning new things about our vice president.

• 27:07Speaker 01

  The Marines are basically a tour in a, you know, the penitentiary. Are we, we're not gonna lie to ourselves here.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  I mean, that's how you get, you're qualified.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 27:18Speaker 03

  Brandon's actually looking into it. He's like, wait, these, these rules. It's.

• 27:21The Fat Electrician?

  No, no, it says a class A misdemeanor again. Okay, so.

• 27:24Speaker 01

  Well, jeez, now we have to just.

• 27:27The Fat Electrician?

  Well, no, that's in New York. You can do everything right up into the border and then we just drop them in Pennsylvania and leave them there. That's the whole plan. Just drop them right at the.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  I need to buy land on the Pennsylvania border of New York.

• 27:35The Fat Electrician?

  Stat.

• 27:36Speaker 01

  Boom.

• 27:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 27:37Speaker 01

  And then everything's fine. I can literally jump over the line like a little fairy.

• 27:42The Fat Electrician?

  You just need like one of those string zip lines. Card shit back and forth.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  Attached to my.

• 27:47The Fat Electrician?

  I never left Pennsylvania.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  It's a 250 mile long line around Manhattan.

• 27:57The Fat Electrician?

  You can work on Saturdays.

• 27:58Speaker 03

  There's a wire in fact.

• 28:01Speaker 02

  Wouldn't that be funny if like that's how the the Hasidic Jewish people in Manhattan like get rid of their FRTs? They're just like, we need to hide the weapons that are coming for us again, you know? It's just a big zip line with yarmulkes on it and dreidels or some shit. I don't know. I'm just talking out my ass right now.

• 28:19The Fat Electrician?

  A zip line with dreidels would be pretty awesome.

• 28:21Speaker 02

  Man, that's kinda cool.

• 28:22The Fat Electrician?

  I want to see you on a zip line with dreidels, actually. That would be fun.

• 28:25Speaker 02

  With the dreidels chasing me?

• 28:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, probably. Angry dreidels? Yeah, it'd be good.

• 28:30Speaker 02

  Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel.

• 28:32The Fat Electrician?

  Digging at home, yeah.

• 28:33Speaker 02

  I wanted with your stuff anymore come from the Brandon, I don't know if you know this, pretty cool. It's 96 years, 93 years. The first civilian to have a

• 28:42The Fat Electrician?

  92.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  92 years, the first civilian to buy a suppressor with no fingerprints, no registration.

• 28:49The Fat Electrician?

  Well, first one in 92 years to do it legally.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  Legally, there we should.

• 28:54The Fat Electrician?

  There's been a lot of civilians that have done it before, but yeah, no.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  A lot of flashlights and oil traps sold, right?

• 29:00The Fat Electrician?

  I've had a, yeah. The solvent traps.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  They have a unique threading.

• 29:06The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, half by 28 typically.

• 29:08Speaker 03

  I have a story for you after all this.

• 29:10The Fat Electrician?

  But no, it was, it was great. There's, there's really no update. Uh, I know that, uh, Rob Sikata, I believe that's how you say, I've been saying cicada for a while. I feel bad. Rob, nothing personal. Sorry. Uh, Rob Scott is the director of the ATF and I, I talked with him recently and, uh, we, we had a good conversation. What I, what I can say is that he's probably the most pro-gun director we've ever had in charge of that, uh, organization since it split off from the Treasury Department. He's awesome guy. He's just trying to make sure they do the guidance right. So gun owners don't get fucked over. Uh, so that like gun owners, FFLs, whatnot, uh, have CYA so that they're covered. If, for example, we get a fucking Gavin Newsom or AOC president in two years and they don't, they can't just go back and throw a bunch of law-abiding gun owners in jail.

• 29:53Speaker 03

  Can you blame me if that happens?

• 29:55The Fat Electrician?

  Just do it.

• 29:56Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 29:56The Fat Electrician?

  Take me out if that happens. Just, don't even ask questions. Just.

• 30:00Speaker 03

  That's a rich responsibility, I think.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:02The Fat Electrician?

  I'm not making the trips.

• 30:03Speaker 02

  Oh, you gotta, you gotta put him down.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  It's like a redneck honor, right? Like.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  Putting your guy's dog down, yeah.

• 30:09The Fat Electrician?

  Put me down, dude.

• 30:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:11The Fat Electrician?

  Look at the flowers, Lenny.

• 30:13Speaker 02

  I have an answer. I have an answer for us. So this is weird and very New York, New York-y. Possession of a rapid fire modification device, which would be an FRT.

• 30:24The Fat Electrician?

  Could be.

• 30:24Speaker 02

  It's a classy misdemeanor. However, and this is weird, right? Oh, having one, you possess it, misdemeanor. Manufacturing, transporting or disposal of one is a felony.

• 30:36The Fat Electrician?

  How the is disposing?

• 30:37Speaker 03

  You're getting rid of it, right?

• 30:38Speaker 02

  Yeah. So let's just say manufacturing, transport. So I'm a guy, I'm in my house. I've got an FRT. That's cool. I haven't made it. I haven't transported it. I've just, I bought it online and they shipped it to my house. That's a misdemeanor. But if you're driving down the road with it, felony.

• 30:55Speaker 03

  You show a lot of angry intent driving like that. All loaded up with an FRT.

• 30:59Speaker 02

  That's how does those work? It's like Seattle or Washington adopted that. If I hand the gun to you, even if I'm climbing over, you, you're climbing over a fence and I'm like, oh, hold my gun real quick. I gotta hop over. Fucking felony.

• 31:10The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 31:11Speaker 03

  Yeah. I always like to kinda look at situations like that with the what if and the guns. Why is a police officer talking to you? Why are we here right now? Because if I pulled you over for speeding, I'm not asking you about your gun. But if I'm pulling you over and asking you about your gun, it's a gun day. Like we have an issue with the gun.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  I've never thought about it that way.

• 31:29Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? I'm doing this and that. Like that, that's fantastic. But somehow you've attracted the, the attention of law enforcement in some obvious manner that a Karen civilian that's like, I don't know, guns are bad. And then they give you a call and now the cops are there asking you about your silver handgun with a black bottom. You know what I mean?

• 31:47The Fat Electrician?

  What's the, what's like a, what's a, I guess, example of that?

• 31:51Speaker 03

  I literally pulled a kid over one time for speeding. He's like, I got an AR on the back. It's got two trigger locks, got a chamber, uh, flag and something. I was like, yeah, that's cool, dude. Um, you're doing 50 in a 35. I don't give a shit about your AR. Like that's not why I pulled you over. However, I've gone to different domestics and he's like, his gun's in the back. I'm like, oh, okay, cool. You did something dumb with your gun that somebody wants to point it out to me and I have to go find it now. So now it's a gun question, not a domestic question. Well, that gets roped in too. But primary is going to now be the gun. That's the thing that's going to harm me, right? Not the stupid words coming out of the ignorant bastard across the room. It's going to be that gun. So we'll go get the gun and then we'll deal with the other stuff. So it turns into a gun day when you do stupid shit.

• 32:29The Fat Electrician?

  Cause I hear that, uh, yeah, like domestics are like the, the worst calls. As far as domestics being like some of the worst calls for like things that can escalate.

• 32:36Speaker 03

  Absolutely. And the fun part about domestic, no, none of this is fun. But the crazy shit where we talk about like trauma and being experienced in these things. You guys are fighting. Say you guys are dating. You guys look cute together. I'm like, I really feel like this could work.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  Who's the bear?

• 32:53The Fat Electrician?

  Rich is the bear and you invited a third party. So that's why the cops are here. Cause you invited somebody else.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  We're mad, yeah.

• 33:00The Fat Electrician?

  You're very mad.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  Rich into this relationship.

• 33:02The Fat Electrician?

  You got two bottoms and here comes the top.

• 33:04Speaker 02

  Not my first time in a love triangle.

• 33:06Speaker 03

  Man, I, I hate Thursdays.

• 33:11The Fat Electrician?

  I was trying to talk about something, so you know.

• 33:15Speaker 03

  So, all right, me and Eli are gay.

• 33:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:17The Fat Electrician?

  So you're gay.

• 33:17Speaker 02

  I'm not making Brandon happy.

• 33:19The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, obviously you're not satisfied.

• 33:20Speaker 02

  I'm here to fulfill.

• 33:21The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, I actually don't like this hypothetical because I boxed Eli. He could beat the fuck out of me.

• 33:25Speaker 02

  But not in the bedroom. That's what sucks. I can't beat them guts.

• 33:33Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm doing the math on this? Holy shit.

• 33:38The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, there's just so much with all that.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  I'm keep, somebody keep talking because my brain's trying to make.

• 33:44The Fat Electrician?

  So we go into the noises. To make the noises. It's so wet.

• 33:47Speaker 02

  I don't want to hear the noises.

• 33:48The Fat Electrician?

  Why is it moist? Who's crying?

• 33:50Speaker 02

  I don't want to hear the noises of two men. I don't want to hear it.

• 33:52Speaker 03

  Definitely has an Asian accent.

• 33:54The Fat Electrician?

  We're wrestling.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  Oh, you're so big. Oh, Brandon, number one man, you my congress of this area. My district 23 is so.

• 34:03The Fat Electrician?

  Give me all your 22.

• 34:05Speaker 03

  You know, all 27 districts on my butthole.

• 34:12Speaker 02

  I want you to fill all the districts. Oh, every district with Brandon.

• 34:19Speaker 02

  The erection is an election. Winno, oh.

• 34:22The Fat Electrician?

  Winno lose, you'll win.

• 34:24Speaker 03

  Back to your hypothetical.

• 34:26Speaker 02

  I have an election erection.

• 34:28The Fat Electrician?

  Can we unwind this?

• 34:30Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't.

• 34:30The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, God.

• 34:31Speaker 03

  We can try.

• 34:32The Fat Electrician?

  The pace has shifted. Summer's loose schedule is gone. Now it's earlier alarms, packed schedules and a third thing I forgot immediately after reading. Some would say more on your plate.

• 34:42Speaker 02

  You know, one thing that didn't change in my schedule? AG1, cause I would never sacrifice drinking this.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  It's gonna help me sleep tonight.

• 34:52Speaker 03

  It helps, it helps to maintain energy and you're going to bed with it?

• 34:55The Fat Electrician?

  On top of that, it helps you maintain your energy, your gut health and a bunch of other things like immune support.

• 34:59Speaker 02

  It has pre and probiotics?

• 35:01The Fat Electrician?

  It supports gut health?

• 35:05Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 35:07The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, that's actually fun. Yeah.

• 35:08Speaker 02

  It's superfoods and antioxidants.

• 35:10The Fat Electrician?

  I hate oxidants.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  One scoop, eight ounces of water. Bam! The next gen formula delivers 75 plus ingredients.

• 35:18The Fat Electrician?

  That's so many ingredients. That's gotta be good.

• 35:21Speaker 02

  Clinically shown to support gut health.

• 35:23Speaker 03

  Within three months.

• 35:24The Fat Electrician?

  And because of the easy on the go packets, it's pretty easy to fit into your daily routine, even while you're on the go.

• 35:30Speaker 02

  It fits into my daily schedule easily because I just drink it in the morning and then right before I go to bed.

• 35:35The Fat Electrician?

  For a limited time, you can get 20% off your first subscription order of either AG1 Next Gen or AG1 Pro.

• 35:41Speaker 03

  That's at drinkag1.com/unsubscribe.

• 35:45Speaker 02

  That's drink, D R I N K.

• 35:48The Fat Electrician?

  A G one.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  Dot com. Slash unsubscribe. Tell them unsubscribe.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  That's a threat. Drink AG1. You know what? So after a fantastic date night and election processing votes, whatever, which way you guys want to smash guts. Uh, the police show up because Rich is, you know, gone now and you guys are arguing. You're mad at him. So mad that you call the police. Like I'm, I'm gonna send you to jail, Brandon. You're mean. Okay, cool. Well, I come in, I tell you, it's not really a crime. Well, as I go to arrest Brandon, cause now it's like, say we have a mandatory arrest here, cause he broke something. Now you're mad at me because I'm taking away your boyfriend. So you attacked me. Then he's mad at me. So I gotta wrestle with him and worry about you. But you called me initially for help. This shit is confusing.

• 36:29The Fat Electrician?

  So what did they want you to do?

• 36:30Speaker 03

  Well, that's the best part. So I do like a little litmus test when I get in there. Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What's going on? Oh, oh, okay. You're telling me, oh, I'm so scared and Brandon's so bad and he needs to leave the house. And I'm like, well, Brandon can't leave. Like really a crime didn't happen. Now, mind you, I haven't done a full investigation. I don't understand what level of crime we may be dealing with. I'm like, it would probably be better you being the logical one. Now I'm telling them and I touch them. I violate their personal space. You're smart. You have a master's degree, whatever it is. You're a genius. You're beautiful. Yeah, I do think you're hot and.

• 37:03The Fat Electrician?

  So you take them home?

• 37:04Speaker 03

  So I.

• 37:06The Fat Electrician?

  Watch, Jesus.

• 37:07Speaker 02

  Somebody got fired for that.

• 37:09The Fat Electrician?

  Seriously?

• 37:09Speaker 02

  Oh, well, we'll talk, we could talk.

• 37:11Speaker 03

  You joke about it. Anything, any joke that we make here is probably a real life situation somewhere. We'll talk about that.

• 37:17The Fat Electrician?

  We'll talk about that.

• 37:18Speaker 02

  We'll talk about that joke after this.

• 37:19The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 37:20Speaker 02

  That made up story.

• 37:22Speaker 03

  Messages will be right back.

• 37:24The Fat Electrician?

  I imagine that made up story has a news article affiliated with it.

• 37:26Speaker 02

  It does.

• 37:27Speaker 03

  It does.

• 37:28The Fat Electrician?

  It does.

• 37:29Speaker 02

  And a hell of a dick pic.

• 37:32The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck me.

• 37:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:34The Fat Electrician?

  It was nice working with everybody. Guess what? You can catch me at Overserved Joe on Instagram. That's where I live now. I just got fired. Fuck me. No, I didn't get fired, but, um, so when we're doing the domestic, the litmus test is if I take the logical one that called the police on the bad guy, I'm like, hey dude, it's probably better that you leave the home. You have to go. It's safer for you to take the children and leave the home. That is the logical decision. Get away from the problem. I can't do that. This is my house. My attorney said it's abandonment. Oh. So this really now isn't about a crime. This is about manipulation of paperwork and like family court and some other situation. So now I have to kinda dance delicately.

• 38:08Speaker 02

  Cause now you know immediately, oh, this has, this is planned. This is premeditated.

• 38:13The Fat Electrician?

  Somebody wants something.

• 38:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. Or if something does pop off or let's say he starts getting aggressive because he thinks that you two are picking sides now.

• 38:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yep.

• 38:21Speaker 02

  Now he tries to go arrest him. He now knows Eli might jump me because he's not here to actually get Brandon arrested and kicked out of the house. He just wants us to play mommy and daddy. Settle down, kids. All right. You're right. You gotta listen to him. And then.

• 38:35The Fat Electrician?

  I told you I'd call the cops. Yeah.

• 38:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah. So then.

• 38:38The Fat Electrician?

  911 family court.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  Say what again?

• 38:41The Fat Electrician?

  911 family court sort of thing.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  Dude, you'd be amazed at how that is. I've never heard of that. That is dead on.

• 38:46The Fat Electrician?

  I just made it up, but.

• 38:47Speaker 02

  That's very good.

• 38:47The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna like it.

• 38:48Speaker 02

  Did you really?

• 38:48The Fat Electrician?

  No, you're welcome to steal it. That's the, all yours.

• 38:51Speaker 03

  It's acquired. Note taken.

• 38:54The Fat Electrician?

  It's actually, there you go. There he goes acquiring more shit.

• 38:58Speaker 02

  That's actually really good for reels. Like you could do that as a short form comedy. It's just like.

• 39:04Speaker 01

  I only want five percent.

• 39:05Speaker 02

  Nine eleven family court.

• 39:06Speaker 01

  Nine one one family court.

• 39:07Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 39:07Speaker 01

  Boom. Insert sketch. Burt, all right, sir, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're in the wrong. You've probably been drinking. Bush lights? Knew it. I could smell it through the phone. Go back to the bar. Fall asleep in your car.

• 39:18Speaker 03

  Are you wearing a tank top?

• 39:20Speaker 02

  Is it white?

• 39:20Speaker 03

  One of them white ones.

• 39:22The Fat Electrician?

  Take the keys out of the ignition.

• 39:23Speaker 03

  How many wheels in your house?

• 39:24Speaker 01

  How many American flags do you have in your T-shirt?

• 39:28Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 39:28The Fat Electrician?

  That's actually.

• 39:28Speaker 03

  Three.

• 39:29The Fat Electrician?

  That's actually a weird thought, too, with the like DUIs and shit in Buffalo, like when in the winter. If somebody fell asleep in their car and just left it idling just for the heat.

• 39:38Speaker 03

  Again, we have discretion. The keys in the vehicle near the motor, vehicle running is different than, hey, uh, we just got a call. A blue F-150 just ran through two telephone poles and is now parked in the living room. Midwinter?

• 39:50The Fat Electrician?

  Right.

• 39:51Speaker 03

  Dude, we're not napping.

• 39:52The Fat Electrician?

  He was cold.

• 39:52Speaker 03

  You were napping well before the accident. Like, we have an issue here. We're gonna deal with that. So discretion definitely comes into play and there are things that we can do for a ride home. And everyone's like, oh, it's definitely alcohol involved because the officer didn't whatever. Well, I didn't do an investigation, so I don't know for sure. And if I'm gonna take away all your rights, handcuff you and then take you back to the station, I have to be a hundred percent correct. If I haven't gone through all the steps to show that you're either impaired or not impaired, at the point when I first get there, I don't know what's going on until I do the investigation. So if at a certain point, you're sleeping in a car because it's cold, you're homeless, am I arresting you for a DUI? Are you just partying in the passenger seat because that's the only place you have to party? I mean, there's a lot of different considerations.

• 40:33The Fat Electrician?

  So like whether or not you do the investigation is up to you at that moment.

• 40:36Speaker 03

  Correct. I have to look at the circumstances as a whole. It's only fair that if you really wanted to drink a forty, a fucking cold forty-five in the passenger seat of your Toyota in a parking lot where you shouldn't be, then it's okay. You're still alive, right? Like this is good. Do you want to go somewhere warm? There's shelters we can take you to. I don't have enough gas to get there. Dude, there's been people that show up with boots and gas money for some of these people, but they're good human beings. They just wanted a Colt forty-five.

• 41:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. You said malt liquor, right? You don't drink that?

• 41:04Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, I try not to.

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Try not to?

• 41:06Speaker 01

  No. I just do it on occasions where I want to get rowdy.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  So there's a lot of discretion involved with what we do and, you know, the oversight on that is, it's on us, man. I have to answer for it. I let the guy go and he gets into an accident? That's on me.

• 41:19Speaker 02

  That's the crazy stuff to me. Like, I do not envy, and I've told Rich multiple times, just doing the drill-sarn stuff and knowing the social media and the attacks he'll get and then policing at the same time. And then, oh, look what he's done on social media and how they can warp that against him or paint him as the bad guy. Even in like the Buffalo school situation, it was immediately like, oh, well, this cop, this.

• 41:43Speaker 03

  But I think you do. It just has a different name. You guys put yourselves out there every day to tell the truth, right? Nobody really likes the truth. Truth comes with accountability and ass pain. Well, when you do that, people are like, wah, wah, you hurt my emotions. Well, fuck you, they're facts. I really don't care about your feelings. I do care about your feelings, but eh.

• 41:59The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it's a secondary priority.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Correct.

• 42:01The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 42:02Speaker 03

  I'm dealing with this factual situation that needs to be solved logically. Your feelings can come in next. That's really neat that you interpreted something from whatever, you know, your gut, you know? But when we deal with the facts, we move on. You guys are out here talking the truth. Rich is a victim of this. And people just slander you sideways. And then you're always defending yourself from behind.

• 42:19The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I get it.

• 42:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. Do you know a little about that? Would you like to tell us?

• 42:23The Fat Electrician?

  Been told a time or two.

• 42:24Speaker 03

  A time or two?

• 42:25The Fat Electrician?

  That, there's one thing, I made this joke before I ran for office the first time. I said, uh, I cannot wait to find all, find out all these cool and new, interesting facts about myself that I didn't know. And I'll be damned.

• 42:36Speaker 02

  And it is wild watching from, even from my side. It's like, oh, I know my friends. I've been around them for almost a decade at this.

• 42:44Speaker 03

  So you know that he's a Nazi and you still hang out with him?

• 42:46Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  Friends are friends.

• 42:48Speaker 02

  What? And that's what's crazy. You get to see this. You get to see on Reddit or the manipulation of stories. And I'm like, holy shit. So this is what everyone's talking about.

• 42:57The Fat Electrician?

  My opponents like openly now saying like, I'm running against a white supremacist. And I'm just reading this on my couch. I'm like.

• 43:02Speaker 03

  Dude, you're like Olive. Not even close.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:05Speaker 03

  You have beautiful skin.

• 43:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, like Brandon's been outside. You're a Mexican as fuck right now.

• 43:10The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that's all from this morning. I get browned quick.

• 43:13Speaker 03

  Ice was eyeing him up on the corner.

• 43:19Speaker 01

  These people think that Brandon's just like in the bathroom every morning, bleaching his skin with a scrub brush, like, get the brown off me. Get it off. I don't like the way this looks.

• 43:31Speaker 01

  I hate how I glisten in the sun.

• 43:34Speaker 02

  It's crazy. You get to see that. And then you get to see, especially you think you know how like,

• 43:41Speaker 02

  majority of people are like, oh, the media, you have the side. It's like, media doesn't manipulate anything. And then it's like, oh, maybe a little, but they're not gonna be that bad. They won't lie. And then you get to that point where you're like, holy shit, like, they will fucking, if they hate you, they're going to actively spend, not thousands, millions of dollars.

• 43:59The Fat Electrician?

  Well, with media, I think it's two things specifically, like modern media, when we're talking about like newspapers, which are like, pretty much everything's online now, like articles, things like that. Reporting in 2026, I think it's, it's two things. One, uh, there is an innate leftist bias in most reporting. Like, obviously you got, like, your right wing outlets, Daily Wire, Fox News, you know, stuff like that. It's like, it's not a hundred percent. But your standard, like, whatever your town newspaper is, likely it's going to lean left.

• 44:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:26The Fat Electrician?

  Right? Especially if the bigger the city, the more guaranteed it is. But the other thing that I think comes in a bigger part of this is the way that it's structured now.

• 44:37The Fat Electrician?

  If you're talking about like internet grifters, right? Oh, they'll do anything for clicks.

• 44:42The Fat Electrician?

  All of that applies to, to reporting and in media now, too.

• 44:45Speaker 02

  Absolutely does.

• 44:46The Fat Electrician?

  If they, if they run a headline, it's like, man does absolutely nothing wrong. It's like, nobody's gonna click on that. But if they can find the most inflammatory way to put it, uh, they can, they, they'll, they'll try to do whatever they can. And then the headline will always be sensationalized. And then they'll, if they're a good reporter, at least attempt to add the nuance in the actual article that eighty-five percent of people don't fucking read. All they're trying to do is get their click. They're trying to get you to click so that it populates with ads and that shitty Subaru commercial that plays before you can watch what you actually want to see. And that's how they make their money. That's how they pay the bills. That's how they pay for their big building. And so like, that's what's wrong with modern reporting.

• 45:24Speaker 02

  And you have, well, and you have to, you, the viewer are part of the problem. I don't think a lot of people take that into account.

• 45:31The Fat Electrician?

  Thank you for coming to my TED Talk, by the way. Sorry.

• 45:33Speaker 02

  Well, when you're scrolling through, if you have two images that pop, it's like cop saves autistic child, cop beats the shit out of autistic child. Almost ninety percent of people are going to go.

• 45:43The Fat Electrician?

  Negative.

• 45:44Speaker 01

  Yeah. What did that kid do to get beat, right?

• 45:46Speaker 02

  Exactly. Like.

• 45:47The Fat Electrician?

  What was he wearing?

• 45:48Speaker 02

  Right?

• 45:48The Fat Electrician?

  God.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  Was he stimming like really aggressively?

• 45:56The Fat Electrician?

  Legitimately, though, that's, that's what they found.

• 45:57Speaker 01

  I fought right for that.

• 45:58The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 46:02Speaker 01

  You cast a spell, bro?

• 46:06Speaker 01

  He's a crypt wizard, get out of here.

• 46:11The Fat Electrician?

  The, uh, but, well, sorry, I just got a text from one of my guys. Like, hey, I'm coming by to grab some stuff from the shed. Uh, if you shoot me, aim for the head.

• 46:21Speaker 02

  Proper friend.

• 46:22Speaker 01

  Brandon, known for dick shots. He wants you to stick around and know what you did.

• 46:25The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, you didn't tell us a big bowl, brother. You're now dickless. Yeah.

• 46:29Speaker 01

  But teaches that in active shooter training, pelvic balls.

• 46:32The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah?

• 46:32Speaker 01

  We're in body armor. Pelvic, we call it pelvic girdle, but pelvic ball too.

• 46:36The Fat Electrician?

  Yep. Yeah. I mean, it's, you can't put a tourniquet on a tank.

• 46:40Speaker 03

  Yo, I want to see the math behind that.

• 46:43Speaker 01

  We put quick clot on.

• 46:44The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, you could stump the shit out of a quick, oh, wrong hole.

• 46:49The Fat Electrician?

  You're still bleeding out, half dying. You're like, why does this guy get his fingers in my ass? Trying to figure this out.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Oh, no! No!

• 46:57The Fat Electrician?

  He lies over here faking getting shot in the tank.

• 47:01Speaker 01

  In heaven, you're like, I'm gay now. No, you're the opposite of gay. That thing's sealed up forever.

• 47:08The Fat Electrician?

  Your, uh, your coroner is just like, this is the most constipated corpse I've ever been handed.

• 47:12Speaker 02

  Saint Pete's just like.

• 47:13The Fat Electrician?

  This is weird.

• 47:16The Fat Electrician?

  You get up there.

• 47:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, you just gotta put in one of those like.

• 47:19The Fat Electrician?

  He tells you to turn around at that point.

• 47:21Speaker 01

  You know, that you get like, to like pull your wife's hair out of the drain. You just gotta stick it in there before the quick clot sets.

• 47:26The Fat Electrician?

  I just love. I love the implication is that like you arrive in heaven in whatever shape you were when you died. So there's like dudes running around looking like the fucking, what, T-1000 with like chunks gone, shit like that.

• 47:39Speaker 01

  Oh, that's a. But what happened? You were in Iraq, son. Sorry.

• 47:41The Fat Electrician?

  Who was?

• 47:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:44Speaker 01

  You mean, I'm not anymore? Thank God. Funny, you can talk to them yourself.

• 47:48The Fat Electrician?

  I got home before everybody else.

• 47:49Speaker 02

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• 48:16The Fat Electrician?

  And Sunday's a great day to bet on that.

• 48:17Speaker 02

  Who are you betting on this weekend? If you want, so he's actually really good at the football knowledge. So what would you?

• 48:24The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, the easy one, Jameer Gibbs rushing touchdown. Can't miss with that. Take a look at his yards to the over. And you have an exciting game with Josh Allen and the Bills against the Texans. Should be a close one. They also got DJ Moore out there. So take a look and maybe take a look at his reception yards. Other than that, it's gonna be Nico Collins game. I'm looking at at least five catches.

• 48:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, me too.

• 48:41The Fat Electrician?

  I'm sure that made perfect sense to you.

• 48:43Speaker 02

  PrizePix invented the injury reboot? What's that mean?

• 48:46The Fat Electrician?

  You saw this last Wednesday, Seahawks Patriots kickoff to start the season and before the first drive is over, Sam Darnold, boom, out for the whole game, out for a couple of games. Your parlay's dead, you losing money. But with PrizePix, you would have had the players.

• 48:59Speaker 02

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• 49:28The Fat Electrician?

  All three of you guys were in Iraq, right?

• 49:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, the different experiences.

• 49:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, we talked about a little bit.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, you are hardcore shenanigans. You are medium shenanigans. I just, I just got roadside bombs like I didn't. That's more terrified, but those like, I think literally the other day we talked about that. The scariest thing to me was that I D's when you're doing checkpoints, Chris probably feels the same. Cause you don't know, it's just a vehicle pulling up and you're like, search the vehicle. Search the vehicle and you're like, oh.

• 49:56Speaker 03

  I don't wanna.

• 49:57The Fat Electrician?

  Call two hundred meters away. I'd like to.

• 49:59Speaker 03

  That'd be cool with binos. You're like, yep, we got him.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  But it's good. Walk through the vehicle. Okay, you're good. Thankfully we do. We rarely.

• 50:06The Fat Electrician?

  Search it with a mark nineteen from a hundred yards away.

• 50:10Speaker 02

  You might want more.

• 50:15Speaker 03

  Nobody's coming to checkpoint anymore. That's crazy. This is down.

• 50:22Speaker 02

  This road is dead, literally corpses everywhere, burning in cars.

• 50:28Speaker 03

  Nice job, private.

• 50:30Speaker 02

  I saved America.

• 50:32The Fat Electrician?

  You sure did, bud.

• 50:34Speaker 03

  Zero, zero casualties at my gate in the last three months.

• 50:37The Fat Electrician?

  Ish, American.

• 50:39Speaker 02

  Nineteen year old behind a mark nineteen, just like thumping random taxi cabs. America.

• 50:47The Fat Electrician?

  We, we joke.

• 50:47Speaker 02

  Real American heroes.

• 50:51Speaker 03

  When we were overseas, there was a certain unit that had a ruckus on for a symbol and they were shooting sheep. And as civil affairs, we had to answer that. People are like, why are you killing my sheep? I'm like, oh, it's fifty bucks. Okay. Like really sorry about the target practice. Here's your money. They were pretty offended by it. They're like, that's our food. I'm like, yeah, I don't fuck my food, but whatever.

• 51:10The Fat Electrician?

  Seasoning.

• 51:11Speaker 03

  From the inside. Oh yeah. You do that to turkeys too.

• 51:14Speaker 02

  It's like a beer chicken.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  I don't like turkeys, but yeah.

• 51:17The Fat Electrician?

  I was gonna say, I'm not coming to your place for Thanksgiving, honey, that guy's.

• 51:20Speaker 02

  It's moist and delectable.

• 51:24Speaker 03

  Why is it so salty? Fuck. All right. All right. That's enough of banging chickens and turkeys.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, Joe does not make love to animals anymore.

• 51:32Speaker 03

  But in true fashion, the, the military has gotten in trouble for shooting animals. Right. And it is generally. Midwesterns that do it. That are in the infantry.

• 51:43The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, completely.

• 51:44Speaker 03

  Eleven Bravo, eleven bang bang. Yeah, absolutely adds up.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  Especially earlier in the war when there was a lot less paperwork.

• 51:51Speaker 03

  Oh dude, well, let's talk about investigations. We've all probably been under the microscope at a certain point. Fifteen, six. Why did you shoot at that car? I was in fear for military property and life. Okay. Have a nice day. Take care.

• 52:03Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 52:04Speaker 03

  In the beginning.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:06Speaker 03

  And then around the end, it was still a little different. It was.

• 52:08Speaker 02

  Thanks, Obama. Dude, they would just drop off stuff. It's guys went back on like two thousand and ten and they got. When they got back from their one year deployment, nine month. It was like, how was it? And like, dude, we got one gunfight. We had to do paperwork. Cause like, what? This is crazy. And like, yeah, people were driving with their headlights on and like, we had to tell them which way we shot. I'm like, cause when sir search, it was pull up. They've just throw AT fours and everything. And then one of our sayings was, oh, hey guys, remember AT fours way more when they're loaded. So that's how we would initiate ambushes. It was like, which you've never to like full auto or a open belt machine gun and AT fours. You do not initiate ambushes.

• 52:50The Fat Electrician?

  Great to start an ambush with a.

• 52:51Speaker 02

  Kshunk. Yeah, exactly. But you don't, but.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  And they would miss.

• 52:58Speaker 03

  Doesn't matter. It has a psychological effect either way.

• 53:01Speaker 02

  And you're good, but it's completely different times. That's why even hearing.

• 53:06Speaker 03

  Oh, but it's insane. I'll be honest. The, I was never on a mission where somebody did something unlawful across a border, even immoral. Based on the, the U S side of things.

• 53:16The Fat Electrician?

  Good call. Me too.

• 53:18Speaker 03

  Wink. No, no, no, I was just.

• 53:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, me either. So, so, so if anybody comes out, okay, and says anything, they're, it's a lie.

• 53:30Speaker 03

  It's all a lie. This is the internet and it's real. So it's a lie.

• 53:33Speaker 02

  So, but yeah.

• 53:35The Fat Electrician?

  Can't be charged in criminal court now.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  That smile.

• 53:39The Fat Electrician?

  Press X to doubt.

• 53:44Speaker 02

  But yeah, so you would actually have to do paperwork, which is fucking again.

• 53:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know, blows my mind. I had an infantry ranger captain call me a cowboy. Cause I engaged a target with logic and precision. I was like, no, he's trying to. What's that?

• 54:00Speaker 02

  What caliber of logic?

• 54:01Speaker 03

  Oh, just five, five, six.

• 54:02Speaker 02

  What caliber of logic?

• 54:03Speaker 03

  I love it. No, it's great. I love it. I'm gonna steal that. Thank you for that.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  You're welcome.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  What caliber of logic you operating with? Twenty two? Get the fuck out of here. I don't want to talk to you anymore. We're done here. There was a checkpoint. It was all cordoned off, but there was a couple of cars that kept on and come past the cones. You don't do that. We've been there for over five years at this point.

• 54:21Speaker 02

  You know, the cones.

• 54:21Speaker 03

  You don't, you don't go past the cones.

• 54:23Speaker 02

  Everyone knows the.

• 54:24Speaker 03

  This car made multiple attempts and I put three rounds into the engine. That's it. Three rounds into the engine. No problem. There's another.

• 54:31Speaker 02

  So Brandon, just so you know, like at a hundred meters, they do, do not get within a hundred meters of a. Patrol of anything. Like you do not fuck around with.

• 54:42The Fat Electrician?

  On the back of the Humvee.

• 54:43Speaker 02

  The back Humvee is written in squiggle. So they know.

• 54:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:45Speaker 02

  Oh, it's a convoy. Fucking vehicles are off of that convoy. They're not going to risk anything.

• 54:52Speaker 03

  You would think they wouldn't, but they do. But whatever. So I put three rounds into a Kia.

• 54:56The Fat Electrician?

  I've seen him drive.

• 54:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude. They drive that way here too. So any way they want. I pull them over. I was like, ah, I'm like, no license dude, like.

• 55:06The Fat Electrician?

  Driving in a Mon was wild. Oh yeah. There's like no rules of the road there. It's kind of, it was actually kind of fun.

• 55:12Speaker 02

  It's a wild life.

• 55:13The Fat Electrician?

  I thought I was gonna die, but it was fun.

• 55:15Speaker 02

  It's like the Outback Steakhouse.

• 55:16Speaker 03

  It's like Mad Max.

• 55:17Speaker 02

  No rules, just ride.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  And just like, okay, bud, do whatever the fuck you want all the time. Then I guess.

• 55:21Speaker 02

  I guess.

• 55:22Speaker 03

  Not my road.

• 55:25Speaker 03

  So I engaged the vehicle. No problem. Vehicle drips fluid. It's incapacitated. I've done my job. I killed zero humans. No, no taking of life. I'm like, no, not bad. There was a truck to the left of me here. Probably more like ten thirty, not eleven o'clock, but it was over here. It probably fired fifteen hundred rounds. And they're like, he had a barrel in the back. I'm like, yo, listen asshole. One, we didn't secure that part of the cord on. So a car just came in and it's those little white and orange ones that all the Iraqis driving. I don't even know what make a model it is. Is it like a taxi?

• 55:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:55Speaker 03

  But it had a fifty five gallon drum, but that's how they get their oil and fuel for the entire month. They would only open up like a fuel station for a whole month. So this is how they traveled around.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  They would wait, dude. Oh my God. I forgot about, you would have a line for gasoline.

• 56:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:08Speaker 02

  I forgot about that. You would have a fucking like three hour wait of traffic just to go get a. To fill up your drum of gasoline. I forgot about that.

• 56:18Speaker 03

  So they would do that. And because we failed to secure that part of the cord on, these dudes engaged with about fifteen hundred rounds. It was at least a thousand, cause it was like three minutes of shooting. I'm like.

• 56:28Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 56:28Speaker 03

  Just watching this happen. I'm like, and just sheer all like, should I be shooting too? What are you shooting at? And I'm just kind of looking like, okay, well that's over. So we go into this investigation. It's a couple of E fours from the Midwest that are eleven Bravo. That opened up and they're like, they had a V bit. I'm like, well, I mean, that's how they get their fuel. Being civil affairs, like you get right up on it. Like, hey dude, this is what this looks like. This is not that.

• 56:50Speaker 02

  Infantry does not get right up on that.

• 56:52Speaker 03

  Did not give a shit. Nope.

• 56:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, they didn't get rid up on that. I assure you, I never had that in any of my classes.

• 56:57Speaker 03

  No, this is normal life right here. This is not a bomb. Yeah.

• 57:01The Fat Electrician?

  And then it detonates and you're like, oh shit.

• 57:03Speaker 03

  Hmm. Yeah.

• 57:03The Fat Electrician?

  You're lucky this time.

• 57:06Speaker 02

  Sneaky, sneaky.

• 57:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, nobody got in trouble and nobody died. So we loosed a thousand rounds in Iraq and I don't know where they went.

• 57:16Speaker 02

  But how did you guys meet?

• 57:18Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 57:20Speaker 02

  Oh grinder.

• 57:21Speaker 03

  Grinder. Yeah, mostly. Back page. Craigslist.

• 57:24Speaker 02

  Front pages.

• 57:25Speaker 03

  Front pages.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:26Speaker 03

  How did you guys meet more or less? And how'd you beat his guts up? That's what I want to know.

• 57:30The Fat Electrician?

  Grinder.

• 57:34Speaker 02

  Just exact same joke.

• 57:35The Fat Electrician?

  It was actually something, it was something far gayer. It was shot show.

• 57:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:39The Fat Electrician?

  Do you like guns? I love guns.

• 57:41Speaker 02

  Was it the first time at shot show or was it that one?

• 57:43The Fat Electrician?

  It was that thing in Charlotte, actually.

• 57:44Speaker 02

  That's what I think with that range.

• 57:46Speaker 03

  Train shot.

• 57:47Speaker 02

  Train shot. Oh, that riot where like, you know, there were good people on both sides.

• 57:51Speaker 03

  That's Charlottesville.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  My bad.

• 57:53Speaker 03

  Same place.

• 57:54The Fat Electrician?

  It was Charlotte.

• 57:55Speaker 03

  The internet says it's the same song.

• 57:56Speaker 02

  God, that was a two thousand and seventeen.

• 57:59The Fat Electrician?

  Had to be.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think it was seventeen, twenty seventeen. Shit.

• 58:05Speaker 02

  That was a long time ago. That was.

• 58:06The Fat Electrician?

  Time flies.

• 58:07Speaker 03

  Good God.

• 58:08Speaker 02

  I did Morgan on content at that time.

• 58:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  Don't do that much anymore.

• 58:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:13Speaker 02

  You do. Are you just?

• 58:14Speaker 03

  I dabble.

• 58:15The Fat Electrician?

  You do gun stuff?

• 58:16Speaker 03

  A little.

• 58:17The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 58:17Speaker 02

  How's your video doing?

• 58:18Speaker 03

  Which one?

• 58:19Speaker 02

  The one you just dropped.

• 58:20Speaker 03

  The belt fed, like the F R T video?

• 58:22Speaker 02

  No, didn't you do, um, your Darwin's?

• 58:25Speaker 03

  Oh, Darwin. Uh, that comes out tomorrow.

• 58:27Speaker 02

  Oh, okay. Yeah.

• 58:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, it came out on Pepperbox already. I liked it. I thought it was one of the best ones we've done. Fun.

• 58:33The Fat Electrician?

  Pepperbox gets the early release?

• 58:35Speaker 03

  Yes, they do.

• 58:36The Fat Electrician?

  Wow.

• 58:37Speaker 03

  Pepperbox dot TV. There's a two week free trial. I think it's two weeks, right?

• 58:41Speaker 02

  Yes, fourteen days.

• 58:43Speaker 03

  Fourteen day free trial.

• 58:45Speaker 02

  Sign up now. Watch Brandon's video, cause it's completely different than the YouTube cut.

• 58:49Speaker 03

  Which means it's better.

• 58:51The Fat Electrician?

  Chunk, chunky. It's, it's chunky.

• 58:54Speaker 02

  It's very chunky.

• 58:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's a couple in that one.

• 58:57Speaker 02

  What was the worst one?

• 58:58Speaker 03

  The mortar one. The guy who's hanging mortars. Doesn't remove his hand. Well, he removes his hand, but like, he didn't remove his hand.

• 59:06Speaker 02

  Nope. I don't know.

• 59:07The Fat Electrician?

  I saw that one. Yeah.

• 59:08Speaker 02

  You know how you drop a mortar down a tube? Yep. And then.

• 59:11The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, well, let's imagine that you didn't do the second half and just went.

• 59:15Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 59:17Speaker 02

  Magic.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  Poof, gone.

• 59:19Speaker 02

  What was his reaction? Oh, my hands gone.

• 59:28Speaker 03

  It was like fingies, fingies gone.

• 59:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was mush. It was like, you ever get like a paper towel wet and then fold it up and then try to take it apart?

• 59:37Speaker 03

  That's the one thing mortars have in common, no matter what type it is, get the fuck out of the way of the front of it. Once the, the rounds hung.

• 59:42Speaker 02

  When the people around him like are, when it happens are like, look at him like.

• 59:47Speaker 03

  Yo, what'd you do?

• 59:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, horrible.

• 59:51Speaker 03

  That's the hole that rounds come out of.

• 59:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. He stood there like just. Where'd it go?

• 1:00:01Speaker 03

  Just imagine that thought though, like the first thought you have when something like that happens. A bad day, guy was, you know, I'll swear mentally, whatever the fuck.

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  And then just looking down at your hand, just like.

• 1:00:13Speaker 03

  Like, like fingers are just a jumbled mess of the ones that are still there.

• 1:00:16Speaker 02

  I've been shocked.

• 1:00:19Speaker 03

  The US Army be like, no, that's four hours of PowerPoint we gotta watch now. This, this just got more boring.

• 1:00:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, move your hands faster.

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  His squad leader and platoon sergeant are just like.

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  So my understanding, they emphasized the shit out of that.

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, a lot.

• 1:00:36Speaker 03

  Because of this, like, yeah, thank God for the internet for really teaching us some life lessons here.

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  I've never served as a like mortarman or anything and I can tell you it's, I think all of us know it's like this and then like.

• 1:00:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're out of the way, yeah. Yeah, just like your hands should be out of the way by the time the mortar is released, sort of thing.

• 1:00:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're like clearing, covering your ears or.

• 1:00:57Speaker 03

  Just wanna feel it to make sure it came out.

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  Well, the point of you going down is to, is to one. If it explodes in the tube, you're like, all right, I'm kinda covering my head even though, which is like old school thought. You're fucked either way. It's more of. Get your hands away so that you know where your hands are at. I put them down, my head is down away from the tube and my hands are right by my head. I can see my hands, guess where they're not? Up here where the tube is.

• 1:01:20Speaker 03

  That guy can see his hands too.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, so could people a couple hundred yards away.

• 1:01:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're like driving down Range Road, the mortars are going over you and all of a sudden. There's a thumb and a ring and you're just like, what is?

• 1:01:38Speaker 03

  That's not good.

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  That's actually kinda what happened when I got blown up with this.

• 1:01:41Speaker 03

  Give me a side, God.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  Fingers come down. Oh, what the fuck?

• 1:01:48Speaker 02

  I should marry her.

• 1:01:49Speaker 03

  I should marry that stripper.

• 1:01:53Speaker 02

  Wait, bomb? When I, when I got hit with a car bomb, there's two guys in the car and.

• 1:01:58Speaker 03

  Thank you for your service.

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  You're welcome. I don't have a.

• 1:02:03Speaker 02

  But that's because, you know. Go to dodging bullets and people meet. But he, they detonated.

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  They detonated.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  Uh, I got, I got blown back in my, in my turret and I, I fell down at the back of the turret and then I stood up and I scanned my sector. And then I started looking around, cause like I was seeing things like move like quickly out of my vision like, and I look over, there's nothing there and then I'd scan my sector. And there was pieces, there's chunks of the dude, that, that two dudes that had blown themselves up falling around us. They had a big hairy chunk, it looked like a butt cheek. You know like. Arab dudes are super hairy butts. It looked like a chunk of butt cheek.

• 1:02:41Speaker 03

  Charred, charred butt cheek.

• 1:02:43Speaker 02

  Well, the meat was kinda charred around the edges, but it was still like brown skin and black hair. And it was thick pubic hair, you know, like leg hair.

• 1:02:49Speaker 03

  Could have been a beard?

• 1:02:50Speaker 02

  No, no, no, it's definitely.

• 1:02:57Speaker 03

  The smell is barbecue.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  It was wild. I didn't, I don't remember the smell. They did a lot of prop, they put, they made the bomb wrong. If it was, if it was a real car bomb. I would probably be, nah, I might be here. I'd probably be here. I'd probably be more fucked up.

• 1:03:11Speaker 03

  It was a real bomb, it just wasn't a good one.

• 1:03:13Speaker 02

  Correct. They didn't have a lot of homemade explosives. They had more propane in it. The fireball was huge. The fireball was like up to.

• 1:03:20Speaker 03

  They built a movie bomb.

• 1:03:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, they built, they basically built a movie bomb and charred themselves. Yeah.

• 1:03:26Speaker 03

  You caught a bomb by Michael Bay?

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

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• 1:05:33Speaker 03

  Do it. Yeah, I always just, uh, the one S vest guy, he had ball bearing vest, clacked himself off. Aimed all the bar bearings into the back of the traction, nodded up, so nothing happened, like zero.

• 1:05:49Speaker 02

  We looked around, they're like, you guys go, like, eh.

• 1:05:51Speaker 03

  I think I'm.

• 1:05:52Speaker 02

  He's not. And then I was like, oh, it smells like barbecue. Like, it's all I remember.

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  Story you heard. Oh, that story, that random story that we heard about getting onto a military post after having a night out. Yeah, the MPs look at you and they're like, yeah, there's no way I'm doing the paperwork on this. Get the fuck out of here. Literally told us to leave. Told the people that I know that told me the story that told us them to leave. Shame I'm getting confused here.

• 1:06:18Speaker 02

  There's a lot of people.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  There are a lot of people. Which the, uh, the, the story we were talking about earlier from the, the policing side. Talking about, uh, picking up a chick. Oh, dad, that's an after show. No, that's probably not even on camera thing.

• 1:06:29Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:06:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, I thought that's public record. It is public record, but you know.

• 1:06:34Speaker 02

  It hits close to home for him.

• 1:06:35Speaker 03

  It hits close to home. We know the people involved.

• 1:06:40Speaker 03

  I have, no, God.

• 1:06:42Speaker 02

  No one watches this show.

• 1:06:43Speaker 03

  Nobody watches this show. That's not them.

• 1:06:47Speaker 02

  Like I said, the photo was impressive. That's not Joe.

• 1:06:49Speaker 03

  It's most certainly, it's black. It's not mine. It's huge. Not mine. We also know, so like, there's like two different reasons it wasn't me.

• 1:06:58Speaker 02

  It wasn't affected. It's not his.

• 1:06:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:01Speaker 02

  It could have been an after shot or before shot, I don't know.

• 1:07:04Speaker 03

  There was a shot. Yeah.

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  Well, somebody, a couple of them apparently. But how did you guys meet? We still have not found that out.

• 1:07:14Speaker 03

  Do we dance around yet?

• 1:07:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, we just kind of over and over every time.

• 1:07:17Speaker 03

  We, we just all said grinder and moved on.

• 1:07:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, that seems reasonable, the most reasonable answer.

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  We did discuss it, okay.

• 1:07:25Speaker 03

  No, honestly, we met in the military.

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:27Speaker 03

  Uh, two thousand five-ish, uh, we were in the same unit, but the, we didn't like.

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  Were you?

• 1:07:33Speaker 03

  What rank was I in two thousand?

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  You're a specialist. I was, I was a PV two.

• 1:07:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was an E four and we're on the range, we're watching the Navy. Some of these Navy guys can't really shoot and they don't have a lot of experience with weapons. And there was this. Uh, thick female, not fat. She was definitely fat, but anyways, trying to be polite here. She was shooting tracer rounds out of her air, well, M four at the time. And she's like, oh man, I didn't know we had laser guns. I'm like, are you, are you?

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  Oh my God. The Navy officer. Oh my God, I forgot about we're shooting.

• 1:08:07Speaker 03

  We're trying to mobilize and we, we need the range.

• 1:08:10Speaker 02

  My God.

• 1:08:13Speaker 03

  Shooting tracer rounds.

• 1:08:15Speaker 02

  Good God.

• 1:08:16Speaker 03

  And she thought they were lasers, but here's Rich playing the guitar. Rich is playing a guitar on the range in the military. And I'm like, fuck, the sergeant major's gonna kill this kid. No fucking murder him. Sergeant major's like, oh, that's a really good job, man. Really good music. You're really talented.

• 1:08:33Speaker 03

  Rich brought his guitar to the range.

• 1:08:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:36Speaker 03

  I'm like, who the, and he was just so outside of regulations and all of this shit. And he's playing the guitar and everyone's just having a good time and sergeant major's like, oh, you're a really cool dude. Rich is not dead. A cool dude. Rich is surviving through life with a charisma build.

• 1:08:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, Sergeant Major wanted me to date his daughter.

• 1:08:56Speaker 02

  He was good, he was a nice sergeant major. Davis was a cool guy. He was nice to me, at least. I mean, I was a PV two, so I didn't know shit. I just knew he was sergeant major. He was nice to me.

• 1:09:03Speaker 03

  You brought a gun or a fucking guitar to a range?

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  I knew that I was gonna be bored overseas, cause everybody was saying that, you know, they didn't have a single place to stay. All, most of our guys were in OIF one and two. And then we were coming over in two thousand, uh, six to seven. So all of their stories were, you're gonna be bored on base, like, or you're gonna be bored in a truck. And I was like, fuck it, I'll bring a guitar. I'll be the, there's always a guy that has a guitar in combat. Fuck it, I'll be that guy. So I brought it and I think I brought it to the range one day, cause I knew it was gonna be a long day, sitting on my ass. I'm gonna qualify. The Navy's not, and I don't remember playing my guitar on the range, but I do remember the female naval officer being like, oh my God, we got lasers. And it became a motivational saying in the unit because, um.

• 1:09:50Speaker 02

  Like, uh, what was, what was his name? Austin Powers was in it. Fire the lasers! So. So we, we would constantly belittle her in front of her and behind her back and be like, fire the lasers! And also, you got fucking laser beams, man. Like every time, there was an opportunity, like fricking laser beams.

• 1:10:10Speaker 03

  She has some eighteen year old girl from Kansas.

• 1:10:12Speaker 02

  No, she's like a twenty-six year old master's degree.

• 1:10:16Speaker 03

  Okay, nevermind, I don't feel bad anymore.

• 1:10:20Speaker 02

  Oh, three in the Navy.

• 1:10:21Speaker 03

  Dude, and we're army, so we're walking around and we're seeing all these Navy dudes with like little wings and shit on their chest. I'm like, is that a Colonel from way over there?

• 1:10:27Speaker 02

  I saluted a fucking.

• 1:10:28Speaker 03

  Do I start saluting a petty anything? Like, what's going on here? F the Navy, get away from us. You know what I mean? Like, we didn't even know what to do with them.

• 1:10:36Speaker 02

  I'm so.

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

  Not really F the Navy. Thank you for your service.

• 1:10:39Speaker 02

  I've forgotten all these fucking stories.

• 1:10:40Speaker 01

  So we had Navy personnel attached to us, obviously.

• 1:10:43Speaker 03

  Sure did.

• 1:10:43Speaker 01

  He's right. They would, the ens or not the ensigns, but the E ones in the Navy have like an upside down private rank, but there's a crow on top. From a distance, I'm a fucking private. It just looks like this dude's got a bird on his tits. So I go, that's a Colonel. I fucking walk in like, good afternoon, sir. And before I can fucking correct myself, he's fucking laughing at me and salutes me back. And I'm like, that dude's like fucking nineteen. Oh, fuck, it's the Navy. And I saluted an E one in the Navy. I, I saluted a guy that I outranked. In, and, and enlisted men. Yeah. Oh geez.

• 1:11:21Speaker 03

  They don't tell you about that with joint operations. They don't really, I mean, you know, the rank structure, but when you see it from a distance, like shit, I'm on a post.

• 1:11:27Speaker 01

  And you're terrified as a private. You're like, I can't fuck this up.

• 1:11:31Speaker 03

  Right? You're gonna, you're gonna dress down a Colonel. You're not gonna salute him? Nope. Fuck it. Privates get it. Hey. Everybody gets one.

• 1:11:39Speaker 01

  We also had a full bird Colonel attached. Was this Colonel Bill? I forget his last name. They're talking about the Navy Colonel. The Navy Captain.

• 1:11:47Speaker 03

  Wasn't Mason?

• 1:11:48Speaker 01

  No, no, no. Mason was our Brigade Colonel in the Army and he was in charge of our Brigade. But in the PRT, the Perpetual Reconstruction Team, had a Navy Captain, which is the same rank as a full bird Colonel in the Army. His name's Captain Bob or something like that.

• 1:12:05Speaker 03

  It doesn't matter in CA, you just have a first name.

• 1:12:07Speaker 01

  Either way, we had Colonels around and one of them was in the Navy and so, yeah, I was confused. It was a young man making mistakes.

• 1:12:16Speaker 03

  Dude, you saluted a nobody.

• 1:12:18Speaker 01

  I did.

• 1:12:18Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 1:12:19Speaker 01

  It's not the first time.

• 1:12:20Speaker 03

  No, it won't be the last time and you're better to err on the side of caution and than not to salute a Colonel.

• 1:12:24Speaker 01

  Sometimes it's just fun to salute strangers.

• 1:12:26Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:12:27The Fat Electrician?

  I knew that was coming, dude.

• 1:12:31Speaker 03

  Just.

• 1:12:33The Fat Electrician?

  That's the one, that's the one thing that our audience is really good at, by the way, is knowing when to let a joke die.

• 1:12:39Speaker 01

  Never.

• 1:12:40Speaker 03

  You're right there. It's right there.

• 1:12:42Speaker 01

  The SoCon patch?

• 1:12:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:44Speaker 03

  Does Rich ever let anything go?

• 1:12:47Speaker 01

  It was about to, we discussed it. It was like on the verge of dying.

• 1:12:54Speaker 03

  Vehicle's cool.

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  Clear.

• 1:12:56Speaker 03

  Clear. Oh, man.

• 1:12:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was about to die and then I, I fucking, well, I zapped that shit with Frankenstein energy and that thing popped back to life. And then we did the live tour.

• 1:13:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, the, the forced Valor Tour.

• 1:13:08Speaker 01

  Yes, it was.

• 1:13:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. Damn.

• 1:13:10Speaker 01

  And we started something brand new and it's beautiful and we love it.

• 1:13:13Speaker 03

  It is beautiful.

• 1:13:14Speaker 01

  Something Brandon knew.

• 1:13:15Speaker 03

  Brandon knew. So when you guys met, okay, so then you were just like, okay, who's fuckhead? Uh, he's playing the guitar. To be honest, and this is not gay. Okay. Well, maybe a little bit.

• 1:13:24Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:13:28The Fat Electrician?

  I save it for the after show, fellas.

• 1:13:30Speaker 01

  Bubbling of activity below the staple.

• 1:13:33Speaker 03

  I'm looking at this kid. I'm like, what, what is he doing? He's just like breaking all the rules. I was like, I love this. I love it. I love pushing to the edge of not like quite breaking all the rules, but maybe bypassing them a little bit. And I'm watching him kind of break all the norms in the military. I'm like, I really like this. This guy's thinking outside the box. He's doing different shit. I'm like.

• 1:13:51The Fat Electrician?

  He's breaking the rules. It's just, oh, it's outside the box.

• 1:13:57The Fat Electrician?

  Is the list of rules that we're.

• 1:13:59Speaker 03

  And we're outside of them.

• 1:14:00Speaker 01

  Especially with the military.

• 1:14:04Speaker 03

  It's a very rigid box.

• 1:14:06Speaker 01

  This guy won't let rules stop him.

• 1:14:08Speaker 03

  I should call her.

• 1:14:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, we were in the Alpha Company for a little bit together and then I got traded. It was like a.

• 1:14:18Speaker 03

  But in general, I'm watching a bunch of lazy dudes running around, not getting the job done, not being intuitive, not problem solving, just, just fucking existing in the military. I just, just being nothing. We're mobilizing. We have a job to do. The job is to come home, right? And I'm watching Rich just kind of take care of business and lead from the front. I'm like, oh, I'm a good kid. That's like a kid I want to associate with. And being nine years his senior. I'm like, yeah, I think I know what I'm talking about. I've seen some shitheads. This wasn't one of them. And the fact that he could get.

• 1:14:48Speaker 01

  In a good way. A shithead in a good way. He's a hard worker. That shithead knows how to think outside the box. If I think outside the box, I mean, break the rules. And by break the rules, I mean, do illegal activity and not get caught.

• 1:14:57Speaker 03

  But here's the thing though, every time.

• 1:14:59The Fat Electrician?

  I like this guy.

• 1:15:00Speaker 03

  I like, I like the cut of your gips, Yeller. So you're like Tosa King.

• 1:15:08Speaker 03

  You went Stallone. Okay. Yeah. But yeah, that was kind of it. And then we started hanging out and we deployed and then, um, yeah, that's kind of where we're at now.

• 1:15:25Speaker 01

  Well, how do you, you're a police officer, dude. Like, how did that all work out?

• 1:15:29Speaker 03

  Me being a police officer? I told everybody else to be police officers. I was like, guys, this is civil service. We can double dip in our military time. We can get credit for this and that. We'll have two pensions. Is one pension good? Cause some pensions are good. More pensions are better. We could like duplicate processes and not waste time. So the military time that I already served and gave up all this for, I can now like, for a few thousand dollars, buy all that back and apply it to my civil service career. And the shit, the stuff that we did, I'm sorry, I've been swearing a lot on your podcast.

• 1:16:03The Fat Electrician?

  Watch your fucking language, dude.

• 1:16:05Speaker 03

  Yeah. Thank you. Um, I was like, I was kind of looking at this, like, we think outside the box and we're, we're asked to do kind of like austere stuff. Like we have to go sideways, get into stuff and, and create solutions for things that we've never been trained to do. There's no one specific scenario and you're like, up, this is how you handle it. This is the outcome and this is what's going on. It doesn't happen. So in policing, it's kind of the same thing. I'm like, wait, we get to double down on our time. And we get paid to do this? And we're helping people?

• 1:16:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:31Speaker 03

  We're helping people on their worst day, whether they like it or not. I'm mitigating a response of something negative. And people don't get that. You're having a bad day beating up Brandon's guts, right? Even though you're having a domestic, we're going back to this. I can't believe that you said that.

• 1:16:43The Fat Electrician?

  Such a disturbing image.

• 1:16:45Speaker 03

  I can't believe that it happened.

• 1:16:47The Fat Electrician?

  It's a dangerous sentence to say in the day and age of AI.

• 1:16:51Speaker 01

  Why? Why would you say that?

• 1:17:00Speaker 03

  As soon as it came out of Eli's mouth, it was like that bit from Lord of the Rings where the dude lets the arrow go. It's like, well. Here. Yeah. We were mildly a victim of AI this morning, weren't we?

• 1:17:12Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 1:17:12Speaker 03

  A little bit, but it's very entertaining. Uh, but anyways, back to the story, the, the civil affairs role that we had in the military plays very well into the policing role in the civilian world. If our civilian military operations in that country are to mitigate problems, well, we're just doing that in a different level with under a different set of rules. Way less rules overseas, right? ROE was like two things, three things, foreign, a little bit of paperwork here. Micromanage and everybody's got an opinion about my job. That I did not expect. I did not expect to be under the microscope, twenty-four, seven, judged by everybody. And then having to explain to my boss that, I don't know, I did the right thing. I really helped him out. You helped him out when? When you restrained his feet? When you tossed him into the patrol car? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I prevented him from killing somebody.

• 1:17:56Speaker 03

  I prevented him from making his life worse. I helped him.

• 1:18:00Speaker 01

  Well, you, did you do that before the age of information to the degree it is? Cause when you first start, and that's watching that transition into like the worst job, you guys, like police weren't found upon. It was still like a noble job, more noble. And then you got to see like twenty, I say twenty fifteen, it started getting worse and worse. Yeah. When Michael Brown occurred, it was like the twenties, eighteen, seventeen.

• 1:18:22Speaker 03

  Was that really like the kickoff of like?

• 1:18:24Speaker 01

  Kickoff of the modern, don't shoot Michael Brown.

• 1:18:26Speaker 03

  It was a, yeah, it was a solid pivotal point in which everybody was now just, this is, we hate cops. We don't like cops. They're all doing bad. Michael Brown, seventh grade photo out there. And you're like, that, that was.

• 1:18:37Speaker 01

  Cause that was the one in Missouri, right? Geez, so many shit happened in Missouri.

• 1:18:41Speaker 03

  Was it?

• 1:18:42Speaker 01

  Um, I think it was Missouri.

• 1:18:43Speaker 03

  Cause I, I think that was one, I was there, it was like outside of Ferguson, Missouri. Thank you. Cause, uh, I was there, uh, during the, the riots, cause I was there for something unrelated. It was in like St. Louis and then we went through St. Charles and like Ferguson's in between those.

• 1:18:56Speaker 01

  Did you start the riots?

• 1:18:58Speaker 03

  Uh, no, I was just there for a part of it.

• 1:19:01Speaker 01

  This guy. They got Patriots.

• 1:19:03Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:19:04Speaker 01

  Patriot back over here.

• 1:19:06Speaker 03

  Hey, can you go over here and just hang out and then maybe we'll put you in politics later?

• 1:19:12Speaker 03

  And like, did you just call me? And nevermind.

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• 1:20:53The Fat Electrician?

  The, uh, but no, while I was there, it was funny because there was some, uh, there were some guys that like had just gotten back from, uh, from like Iraq and shit like that, Iraq, Afghanistan. And one of them had said that his body was there doing like pulling security on top of a building. He's like, bro, out here, like it, it reminds me like, it's, it reminds me of fucking Iraq. He told me, he's like, dude, it's like, come the fuck on. Like, no way, no way, or whatever. He's like, I did, I did security on a rooftop one night. It was like fucking Iraq.

• 1:21:18Speaker 03

  Damn. In the United States. That's wild.

• 1:21:23The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. What was the big one after that? Cause I thought there was one between that and, uh, and, um, cause it-

• 1:21:30Speaker 03

  George Floyd?

• 1:21:31The Fat Electrician?

  George Floyd.

• 1:21:31Speaker 03

  Oh, there's a couple in between them. And they've tried to turn them into things.

• 1:21:34Speaker 01

  The big ones that I remember are the one that wasn't even police related. It was the kid in Florida and the security guy that shot him.

• 1:21:40The Fat Electrician?

  Trey Veymar-

• 1:21:41Speaker 03

  Uh, George Zimmerman.

• 1:21:42Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Then you had Michael Brown.

• 1:21:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:45Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, Brianna Taylor was post George Floyd too, if I'm not mistaken.

• 1:21:49Speaker 03

  Oh, that was the paramedic on the warrant?

• 1:21:50The Fat Electrician?

  That was one of my favorite bits of like modern sensational politics, just being fucking retarded.

• 1:21:56Speaker 03

  Stupid.

• 1:21:56The Fat Electrician?

  Is, uh, that you had, um, all those people that gathered around that restaurant that were harassing the shit out of Senator Rand Paul and his wife.

• 1:22:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:22:04The Fat Electrician?

  You, you Republicans, you this, say her name, say her name. For context, Senator Rand Paul, at this point, had sponsored, and actually, I think he authored a bill-

• 1:22:16Speaker 01

  He authored it.

• 1:22:16The Fat Electrician?

  Called the Brianna Taylor Act.

• 1:22:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:22:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:19The Fat Electrician?

  He was the guy. And they were trying to fucking harass him. Say her name. He's like, I'm the guy pushing it, retard.

• 1:22:26Speaker 01

  No, he was, he was pushing his security. He was like, they don't know that I'm the one that's doing the thing.

• 1:22:31Speaker 03

  Which is wild.

• 1:22:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. So there was Brianna Taylor, or well, that was before.

• 1:22:35The Fat Electrician?

  Cause that was, that was like a no knock that had like-

• 1:22:37Speaker 03

  The wrong address.

• 1:22:38Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:22:39The Fat Electrician?

  No, it was a right address. It's just she was defending him and like somehow stood in front. He was in like the back.

• 1:22:44Speaker 01

  Oh, so I don't know the story.

• 1:22:46The Fat Electrician?

  They shot through a wall, I thought.

• 1:22:47Speaker 01

  Oh, I don't know the story then. Jesus Christ. I'm gonna paint you a picture of exactly what occurred. Brianna Taylor's boyfriend, uh, the one that was in the warrant that shot at police officers, is a warrant for him. So the officers went to go execute the warrant for that guy, right? Brianna was there. That guy is a drug dealer. He's a bad dude, right? Brianna is aware that he's a drug dealer and a bad dude, because that's how he gets his money. He's doing it for a long time. Brianna was on the warrant. Hey, if this person, the, the target, and Brianna Taylor, secondary target, are, are part of the warrant for search and seizure, right? So they enter the premises, boyfriend is

• 1:23:29Speaker 01

  a psycho, opens up with an AK on the coppers and shoot him through the wall, and then they open fire and shoot him, I think through the door, one of the doors, I think it was the bedroom door. They're screaming like, police, right?

• 1:23:40The Fat Electrician?

  So they, they blind fired back in the direction they were getting around.

• 1:23:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're getting shot. They shot through the door and they ended up shooting Brianna and the guy. And I think the guy lived.

• 1:23:47The Fat Electrician?

  I think so.

• 1:23:48Speaker 01

  Yeah. But anyway, the big narrative is, they did a no knock warrant. Let me, this is the difference between a knock warrant and a no knock warrant, and I'm not exaggerating. Police, open the door, warrant. You ready for this? Well, that, that's, that's a knock warrant. Ready for this? Boom! Police, search warrant! That boom was me kicking the door open.

• 1:24:10The Fat Electrician?

  Yep.

• 1:24:10Speaker 01

  Immediately upon entrance into a domicile, you scream and echo, everybody else in the stack. Police, search warrant, police, search warrant. It's not just one guy. It's like every single dude-

• 1:24:21The Fat Electrician?

  Right. It's not somebody sneaking into your house.

• 1:24:22Speaker 01

  Yeah. So like a no knock warrant, which is where I, I disagree with Rand Paul, is not like this horrible breach of your Fourth Amendment rights. It's the intent of a no knock warrant is to get into the property quickly without raising suspicion.

• 1:24:39The Fat Electrician?

  And I think, well, a lot of, I think where the issue is on no knock warrants is that, not that it's, it's a tool that shouldn't be in the arsenal necessarily, but that it might be overused. I think that's where they have concern.

• 1:24:49Speaker 03

  Or it's the, the, it's like, I know that, uh, the streamer that just got, um-

• 1:24:53Speaker 01

  Swatted?

• 1:24:54Speaker 03

  Swatted.

• 1:24:55The Fat Electrician?

  Cody?

• 1:24:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, right?

• 1:24:56Speaker 03

  Well, it was a no knock, open, and he had already called the police a day or two before. And he's like, hey, I, like, I'm already getting threats of, um-

• 1:25:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:07Speaker 03

  Being swatted on my stream.

• 1:25:09Speaker 01

  We still have to show up because-

• 1:25:11Speaker 03

  Well, but it turned into, he's like, okay, okay, we're, we're making a note. Then two days later, it happens. They do a no knock, kick it open. He doesn't know. He just, it's in the middle of the night, like midnight. He just grabs a gun and then they shoot and he gets shot a few times, paralyzed from the waist down.

• 1:25:26Speaker 01

  When the fuck did this happen?

• 1:25:28The Fat Electrician?

  Literally a few weeks ago.

• 1:25:29Speaker 03

  I think I saw that one, yeah.

• 1:25:30The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:33Speaker 03

  That's one of those things where it's like-

• 1:25:34Speaker 01

  Dude, I fucking put that person who swatted him up on trial and fucking execute him.

• 1:25:39The Fat Electrician?

  That's, I mean, that's my whole thing. It's like, I'm, I'm wanting to put forward legislation that, cause I, I feel like we need, uh, two things. For one, uh, we need federal allocation of resources through the FBI, because there's a lot of small town departments or just departments that aren't, the people at the helm don't know what the fuck they're doing. So you talk about swatting, they're like, I don't know, fuck it. We just sent it up the chain. We don't know. Putting federal resources into finding these people and prosecuting them as a, the second part, federal crime. It's a federal crime with federal time.

• 1:26:05Speaker 01

  Well, most of the time, it's, it's like somebody from like, I don't know, California, swatting somebody in Texas, right? It's already going across state lines. Why not make it a federal offense?

• 1:26:15The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly.

• 1:26:16Speaker 03

  I'm very smart.

• 1:26:16The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly my point. Oh, yeah. That's, it, it, cause it really should be a federal crime and it should come with the, the, the maximum sentence for, uh, attempted murder. Cause that's what you try to do. Not only, it's actually, I, in my opinion, I think it's worse than attempted murder. Because, and attempted murder, you tried to kill somebody.

• 1:26:33Speaker 03

  You had the nuts at it.

• 1:26:34The Fat Electrician?

  Tried to go to kill them. Yeah. In this case, not only are you trying to kill somebody, you know, you're sending 20 fucking armed guys to their house under false pretenses to where they might be shot.

• 1:26:42Speaker 03

  And they're all armed.

• 1:26:43The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, but now you're putting 20 law enforcement lives, uh, on the line as well. Guys who are just doing their job, responding to something that they think is a real threat.

• 1:26:51Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:26:51The Fat Electrician?

  And so now like, there's multiple people that you're putting in harms way because you want to be a dickhead on the internet.

• 1:26:57Speaker 03

  Yep, kill them. This is the article right here.

• 1:27:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, this was a month ago.

• 1:27:04Speaker 03

  And it- But they can't just call SWAT on you. That's not how it works. Nothing's-

• 1:27:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's-

• 1:27:08Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 1:27:09Speaker 01

  The dispatcher was giving that. So he's like, hey, yeah. So he was trying, he was proactive. He's like, hey, just so you know, this is what's happening. Can you annotate this? So he did the right thing, but like, you can't go and call 911 and talk to dispatcher. You can't just go talk to dispatcher. You've got to go to the police department. You've got to call the police department and talk to an officer, a detective, a shift supervisor.

• 1:27:31The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:31Speaker 01

  A chief of police.

• 1:27:32The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Like, can you put it on my file?

• 1:27:35Speaker 03

  And if further, like, with the federal funds and as far as small-

• 1:27:38The Fat Electrician?

  Like you've never seen a cell phone before.

• 1:27:39Speaker 01

  Well, he handed it to me.

• 1:27:40Speaker 03

  Hold on. You saw policing in real time there. He handed me this phone and I go,

• 1:27:46Speaker 01

  whose phone is this? Oh, there's a flip on the bottom. Brandon's flip is up top. This is not Brandon's phone. Let me turn around and give it to Eli. Must be Eli's phone. It's called a thought process.

• 1:27:55The Fat Electrician?

  Like, why did you treat it like a phaser?

• 1:27:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, I did.

• 1:27:57Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. See, this is great. This is how it works. We just play telephone.

• 1:28:02The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, police work. I know which one of my friends has that phone.

• 1:28:08The Fat Electrician?

  Detective conveniently lost it.

• 1:28:11Speaker 01

  You're bad.

• 1:28:12The Fat Electrician?

  I love you.

• 1:28:14Speaker 01

  You know, voter fries is a serious offense in this 23. And I'll let you know that there might be several hundred dozen people voting for not Brandon Herrera. Or it's gonna be amazing when the write-in candidate, Brandon Herrera's tiny penis wins.

• 1:28:29The Fat Electrician?

  Mm-hmm. That's, uh, you know, it's, it's actually funny you say that because right after I lost my first election with, uh, with Tony, uh- We had, I think it was a couple of months after, Frio County, one of our counties, I think, had a shitload of election officials that was arrested right after for election fraud.

• 1:28:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's happening. It's just not advertised.

• 1:28:49The Fat Electrician?

  I think it was like 12 people. It was like 12 elected or election officials.

• 1:28:53Speaker 01

  There was um, one county, maybe it was the same one, it was small, you had zero votes and Tony had like a thousand and we're like, that's a statistical impossibility.

• 1:29:01The Fat Electrician?

  There was a couple instances. It was, I think it was that county.

• 1:29:04Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:29:04The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Okay. And it was like, hmm.

• 1:29:07Speaker 01

  Hmm. Oh, wait, Brandon's got three now, I suppose. Oh, okay.

• 1:29:11The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that one was like, oh, we're having power outages. I'm like, and I see all this.

• 1:29:14Speaker 03

  Right on both counts, right? Like cops are responding to like a real call.

• 1:29:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:29:18Speaker 03

  And then I think someone's breaking into my house. I'm gonna defend myself. Yeah. Oh.

• 1:29:24Speaker 01

  Well, and that's, oh, can you scoot that way? Just a smidge. I can never tell. See, there you go. Yeah.

• 1:29:29Speaker 03

  Detertism.

• 1:29:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:29:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, I recognize that you have.

• 1:29:32Speaker 01

  But it's, you read that and you're like, dang, that's a hard situation.

• 1:29:36Speaker 03

  With the swatting call?

• 1:29:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:37Speaker 03

  And when you just read just the two lines, the police responded to a swatting call. Mendez, right? Is it Menendez?

• 1:29:43The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:44Speaker 03

  Not Menendez, Jesus.

• 1:29:45Speaker 01

  The brothers?

• 1:29:45Speaker 03

  Two different guys. Anyways.

• 1:29:47The Fat Electrician?

  Melendez.

• 1:29:47Speaker 03

  He responds going, oh, I think somebody's breaking into my house, which is reasonable if you're breaking my window in the middle of the night with a shovel.

• 1:29:53The Fat Electrician?

  Both sides are right.

• 1:29:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:54The Fat Electrician?

  In that moment, in their own heads.

• 1:29:55Speaker 03

  The person with the swatting, whoever initiated that, needs to go to jail. I love accountability. I'm sick that we ran away from it and then we don't address it anymore. You were talking about small town policing or different towns and, and training.

• 1:30:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:08Speaker 03

  There's a lot of towns that have good training, but it's lagging. It is so far behind. We have to call the Secret Service and go, hey, can you check out credit cards?

• 1:30:16The Fat Electrician?

  But still, I mean, in 2026, there's so many cops who don't know what a fucking swatting is.

• 1:30:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:21The Fat Electrician?

  They, they, they were either never trained, never told, seriously.

• 1:30:24Speaker 03

  But you know what's also interesting? If we, and this is where standards come in, we hire people that have been in the military, that have been through something, that go to be a police officer, that have life experiences, we're going to a swatting, blah, blah, blah. Was like, okay. All right, cool. I'm super excited, but I'm not mad at anybody. My heart rate's not up. We, we have to go there and we have to handle this highly emotional situation. So control our own emotions, respond logically and tactically to a situation.

• 1:30:48The Fat Electrician?

  Like a SWAT response, but not a swatting.

• 1:30:51Speaker 03

  Not exactly a SWAT response. Like, I, I don't want to go in with a bear cat and, you know, brush a beam through the window, throw a phone in there and try to talk to somebody.

• 1:30:59The Fat Electrician?

  What I mean is like not knowingly, like not, it's not a swatting.

• 1:31:02Speaker 03

  Correct.

• 1:31:02The Fat Electrician?

  Like, okay, got it.

• 1:31:03Speaker 03

  We're not flash banging the house. Like, we have to respond and go, wait, this doesn't happen in our town. We get 45,000 calls a year. We've never had 14 dudes with an AK in a living room. Like, that's just not real. That's not happening. We know our people in a small town.

• 1:31:15Speaker 01

  We, you and I, had our own fake police incident. The one you called me up about, I don't know if you can talk about it?

• 1:31:22The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah, uh.

• 1:31:25Speaker 01

  Can we keep it vague?

• 1:31:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, let's keep it vague. But yeah, yeah, I had a, what I thought was a very actionable threat against a school and, you know, that's stuff that, you know, I take seriously because there's, there's people that will talk shit and do all sorts of dumb stuff and like, whatever, it's internet. I had one that like, really like, put up the alarm bells and then clicked on the profile and it was from Buffalo, New York.

• 1:31:45Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:31:47The Fat Electrician?

  And like, it, it had it in the profile. I was like, hmm, hmm. So we reported to the, we reported it to the feds and then we reported it to, um, uh, well, I, I, I texted or I called Rich. I'm like, hey, man. This was like last week.

• 1:32:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:32:00The Fat Electrician?

  I'm like, oh, what the fuck? Wish I had something better to, to talk to you about, but unfortunately I kind of want to bring this to your attention because it's your town.

• 1:32:06Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:32:06The Fat Electrician?

  And, um, now somebody that was like, putting out what, it was like a manifesto with an actionable threat.

• 1:32:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:32:12The Fat Electrician?

  Like harming innocent life.

• 1:32:14Speaker 03

  No shit.

• 1:32:15The Fat Electrician?

  So I was, it was to the point where I'm like, this doesn't seem like internet bullshit, whatever. And then your guys came back and said.

• 1:32:20Speaker 01

  Yeah. So funny, even before that, we, we're talking on the phone. I was gonna go in the shower. So the entire time Brandon's on speakerphone and I'm completely naked in my bathroom, just like walking around.

• 1:32:31The Fat Electrician?

  This is why you always start out a phone call asking what they're wearing.

• 1:32:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:32:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, you have to.

• 1:32:34Speaker 01

  It's not a creepy thing. You just want to make sure that you're not, I am not a pervert on the other line.

• 1:32:38Speaker 03

  Are you wearing a wire? Prove it.

• 1:32:39Speaker 01

  Which I am.

• 1:32:40Speaker 03

  Why aren't you FaceTiming?

• 1:32:41Speaker 01

  So I'm walking around, I'm walking around. That's what I want to know.

• 1:32:44The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, it was really super serious conversation. Um, nice dick.

• 1:32:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, if only, if only it was FaceTime. I was ready.

• 1:32:50Speaker 03

  I'm showering.

• 1:32:57Speaker 01

  I know you're there.

• 1:33:07Speaker 01

  This heavy breathing on the line.

• 1:33:10The Fat Electrician?

  I know you're there is diabolical.

• 1:33:16Speaker 01

  Rich's ended call. Yeah, I'm walking around, dude, in the bathroom and he's just like, hey, kind of serious, this. I go, hmm, send me what you've got. Let me look at it. Cause not to shit on you, but like, there's often times where people get excited about things that they think are big events that the police need to know about. And for those of us experienced in that field, you know, we can kind of see where the red flags are for like false claims. You know what I mean? Be like, okay, this is a big deal for you because you're not used to this. This is a lesser of a deal, but the things that he sent me were legitimate. And so.

• 1:33:51The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, I was wondering, because if, were there things in it that like, kind of tipped you off? Like, yeah, we should probably handle this or, or, or this is obviously fake.

• 1:33:57Speaker 01

  One of the things that tipped me off that it might be fake was that I'm going to do this several months from now instead of immediate. If you've got a plan to do something, and it's especially if it's like a, a significant action that this person was claiming they were gonna do.

• 1:34:11The Fat Electrician?

  You're not gonna walk away from sort of thing.

• 1:34:12Speaker 01

  You're not going to give people months to get ready for it. It's going to be, this is it. It's happening now. Goodbye.

• 1:34:18The Fat Electrician?

  Here was my, here was my counter to that in my mind, because I thought about that too. It was buried in a video that I did like four years ago.

• 1:34:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:34:27The Fat Electrician?

  And I was like, hmm, I wonder if they're just leaving like a paper trail there, like in something that.

• 1:34:31Speaker 03

  To find it later, after the fact.

• 1:34:33Speaker 01

  Plausible, plausible.

• 1:34:35The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:35Speaker 01

  And either way, like there weren't enough red flags in this thing where I was like, Brandon, what an idiot, you know? And so I looked at it and I go, all right, the thing that he's waiting for this thing to happen, that he's planning is going to be like in a couple of months. I'm like, all right, that's, that's weird. That usually doesn't happen, but there's enough information going on here where this is, this should be taken as the, the next threat. And also just, it's not that hard to do your job as a cop and call somebody whose specific job is to look into those things.

• 1:35:01The Fat Electrician?

  And like, and the pros and cons of doing nothing.

• 1:35:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, let me, let me just do nothing and see if it figure, oh, God, that, that's just a problem policing.

• 1:35:08The Fat Electrician?

  He was on our radar.

• 1:35:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:35:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, thanks.

• 1:35:10Speaker 03

  There's that DNA thing that just. That DNA case that's happening right now with the lady who would just not do shit. She just wanted to submit DNA.

• 1:35:19The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah, I saw that.

• 1:35:20Speaker 03

  And she got, so yeah, I'm guilty. Been doing it for 30 years and they're, and this is like, people went to prison. It's a whole ass thing and they're like, five years or something stupid.

• 1:35:30The Fat Electrician?

  Or the, the, um, the dispatcher that was just hanging up on people.

• 1:35:33Speaker 03

  Oh, the 911 one?

• 1:35:34The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:35Speaker 03

  That's terrible. I didn't feel like that. That was too much.

• 1:35:37Speaker 01

  But anyway, our thing, I, I called our, I called a significant person in the Buffalo Police Department that's high ranking, well above me. And I said, have an issue. This is what it is. And that person gave me some guidance, which I was going to do also, but it's kind of like, it's simultaneously, I'm going to let one of the big heads of the department know and I'm also going to let this other unit know. He was like a threat management unit. And, uh, so I gave him all the information. They were like, yeah, actually, not the first time that they've gotten information from that account. That account has posted it several times and it's a Russian account. It's from Russia. It says, it says like, hey, I'm located here.

• 1:36:12The Fat Electrician?

  I didn't know that that's the, uh, that was, uh, not the first time they got it from that account. That's interesting.

• 1:36:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's, it's not the first time they got it from that account, or at least in a similar fashion, but it's, uh, an account that's based out of Russia. So I, I like texted back and like, bro, you got, you got Russians trying to derail your career here. You're doing a great job. Russia's trying to smack your shit on, on Facebook.

• 1:36:30The Fat Electrician?

  That or if it's multiple shit from that account for them are just trying to maybe like pen test your, your police response and things like that. I don't know. That's weird. Cause if it's not me, it's Buffalo. That's interesting.

• 1:36:41Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, strange that it's a Buffalo thing. There's definitely a connection between you and I there. Which is, you know, somehow maybe what they wanted. I don't know.

• 1:36:52The Fat Electrician?

  Interesting.

• 1:36:52Speaker 01

  Two birds, one stone.

• 1:36:53The Fat Electrician?

  Damn it, we've fallen directly into their hands.

• 1:36:56Speaker 01

  Their evil Russian hands. But yeah, we stopped, uh, we didn't do shit.

• 1:37:03The Fat Electrician?

  We saved the city.

• 1:37:08Speaker 01

  We stopped a, a false threat. We, but we treated it like a real one. Good training. It was good training.

• 1:37:13The Fat Electrician?

  It was.

• 1:37:14Speaker 03

  Keys to the city.

• 1:37:15Speaker 01

  Fuck, I can't believe I tried to make myself a hero out of nothing.

• 1:37:18Speaker 03

  The keys to the city.

• 1:37:19Speaker 01

  Piece of shit I am. We saved the world.

• 1:37:22The Fat Electrician?

  That would be insane. I expect the key to Buffalo, New York next time I come to town.

• 1:37:26Speaker 01

  You've got it. His name is Richard High.

• 1:37:29The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, I don't know, but we're going there on the Merv.

• 1:37:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, we are.

• 1:37:32Speaker 03

  Oh, we have three of them now.

• 1:37:34The Fat Electrician?

  What? Good God.

• 1:37:35Speaker 03

  We've upgraded.

• 1:37:36The Fat Electrician?

  There's another.

• 1:37:37Speaker 01

  The big white one is huge.

• 1:37:39The Fat Electrician?

  Sir, another Merv has hit Buffalo enough.

• 1:37:43Speaker 02

  What a rare statement.

• 1:37:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, that in itself is a gem. Yeah. Uh, it's called the powerhouse. It's like forty feet long. It's like eleven feet tall. It's a rescue vehicle, so it's got every compartment known to man. We could fit tables, booze, party supplies, I mean, everything.

• 1:38:00Speaker 02

  Inside the cab are four chairs and a desk.

• 1:38:04Speaker 03

  There's a full on desk office.

• 1:38:06Speaker 02

  Not including like the, the three front seats to like drive it and operate it. I heard poker table.

• 1:38:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, you could do that.

• 1:38:11Speaker 02

  It's one sided, but we can make that happen.

• 1:38:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:38:14Speaker 02

  How much bigger than the Merv?

• 1:38:16Speaker 03

  Uh, a third, a third larger than the Merv. The Merv's like nine and a half feet tall.

• 1:38:19Speaker 02

  When did you get the second Merv? Now I'm like, there's three. The second Merv is one from like nineteen nineties. It's an old school one.

• 1:38:24Speaker 03

  Nineteen eighty-nine.

• 1:38:25Speaker 02

  Nineteen eighty-nine.

• 1:38:26Speaker 03

  Red, just a iconic fire truck. Uh, right around, uh, shit, where are we? Twenty-three?

• 1:38:34Speaker 02

  Oh, so even when we did the Buffalo show?

• 1:38:37Speaker 03

  That, that truck was probably coming online at that exact point. It takes.

• 1:38:42Speaker 02

  We might have, when you did the Buffalo show and we had the Merv, I believe, cause wasn't that the first set of tours? Yeah, that was the first like.

• 1:38:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:38:51Speaker 02

  Uh, the, yeah, anyway. I think, yeah, we might've had it. It was just getting fixed.

• 1:38:56Speaker 03

  We're just getting it.

• 1:38:57Speaker 02

  Just before the summer that we got it.

• 1:38:58Speaker 03

  We would go to the volunteer fire companies and go to their board like, hey, listen, do you guys want to have fun, but without all the rules? We don't belong to you, so we can do whatever you want. We have your fire truck. Here's a three thousand dollar donation. Cool.

• 1:39:10The Fat Electrician?

  And they did it.

• 1:39:10Speaker 02

  Honestly, great.

• 1:39:11Speaker 03

  It's fantastic because now there's no liability on them. We carry all the insurances with our nonprofit. And then this is the magical part.

• 1:39:20Speaker 03

  Cummins Diesel, the international motor repair, like the diesel. They're like, yeah, we'll sponsor all three of your trucks.

• 1:39:27The Fat Electrician?

  No shit.

• 1:39:27Speaker 03

  So they pick up the bill on every repair because there's a Cummins L-ten motor made in Jamestown, New York.

• 1:39:32The Fat Electrician?

  So the way that you finangled all this, they talk about like.

• 1:39:35Speaker 03

  Finangled sounds like Jewy, like, you know, what are you saying?

• 1:39:37The Fat Electrician?

  Skills you learn in the military, not crossing over to civilian life.

• 1:39:41Speaker 02

  Bagged, what are we talking about here?

• 1:39:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. So absolutely one hundred percent applying what we did in the military to civilian life. And it's kind of fun. Um, the first fire truck we got, I don't know if you ever heard the origination of the Merv. I went to a Girl Scout meeting with my daughter. Like my wife's like, I can't make it. You go. I'm like, okay, cool. I'm off of work. I'll go. But it's in my town. I work with these people. Crack a beer with the fire chief. I'm like, hey, blah, blah, blah. I'd like to buy some of your trucks. I thought I was gonna buy an excursion or something. I thought it was gonna be fun, like just a regular truck, seven hundred and fifty dollars for like a, a two thousand and something excursion with like no miles on it. I'm like, yes, I'll take two of those. He's like, we don't have that. We got a fire truck. I'm like, oh shit, I got a problem. I own a minivan at this point and I have two daughters. I can't just be spending like family money on fire trucks.

• 1:40:26The Fat Electrician?

  Not with that attitude?

• 1:40:27Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:40:29Speaker 02

  Quitter.

• 1:40:30Speaker 03

  What? I'm so negative.

• 1:40:31Speaker 02

  Honey, hear me out.

• 1:40:33Speaker 03

  Yeah. So instead I do the next best thing. I'm like, let me call my YouTube friend. Hey, Rich, you want to buy a fire truck and turn it into a party mobile? I don't remember the exact details of the conversation. Rich is like, yes. Hang up. I'm like, we'll take it. Later, Rich is like, oh, you didn't tell me how much.

• 1:40:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, like I mean, it doesn't matter, but. But I'm how much is this gonna cost?

• 1:40:52The Fat Electrician?

  That's a ride or die is what that is.

• 1:40:53Speaker 02

  Pretty much, yeah. We're tight.

• 1:40:55Speaker 03

  Yeah. So I show up with a fire truck. My wife is like less than impressed by this whole thing. She's like, where are you gonna park that? I'm like, I don't know. In my mind, immediately in your ass.

• 1:41:03The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:04Speaker 03

  I, that's now what happens, right? Like we don't literally park a fire truck in my wife's ass. I put it in my brother's driveway who lives next door. I smashed up all the concrete. The fire truck weighs over twenty-four thousand pounds. I owe my brother a new driveway. Yeah.

• 1:41:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:18Speaker 02

  How much was it?

• 1:41:19Speaker 03

  The driveway?

• 1:41:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:20Speaker 03

  Oh, the driveway is way more than the fire truck.

• 1:41:22Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:41:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:41:23The Fat Electrician?

  You guys got a deal?

• 1:41:24Speaker 02

  Oh, we got a deal. We, you want to?

• 1:41:27Speaker 03

  Tell them.

• 1:41:27Speaker 02

  Do you, you, you start it, cause you know the original price. This motherfucker talked him down. It's impressive. Tell him what the starting price was.

• 1:41:34Speaker 03

  Let me tell you about old people. Old people are like, dude, you know how much that was? I'm like, yeah, sure dude. Like back in the nineties, it was over four hundred thousand. They're like, we want like sixty grand. I'm like, well, I'm not giving you sixty grand for a fire truck. Have you seen my minivan? I don't have sixty grand. We got him down to three thousand dollars.

• 1:41:50The Fat Electrician?

  Are you fucking kidding me?

• 1:41:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, three grand. We got a fire truck for three Gs.

• 1:41:54Speaker 02

  How do you go from?

• 1:41:57The Fat Electrician?

  How many glocks did you give him?

• 1:41:59Speaker 02

  Shit.

• 1:42:01Speaker 03

  That's it. You know what?

• 1:42:03Speaker 02

  Don't stay in Iraq and you know it. First of all.

• 1:42:06Speaker 03

  That's enough.

• 1:42:07The Fat Electrician?

  It says right here, Austria. That's where they came from.

• 1:42:10Speaker 03

  Said you guys were friends.

• 1:42:13Speaker 03

  I have a container. A little bit attacked here. This is not, this is entertainment, right?

• 1:42:18Speaker 02

  How do you get three thousand dollars?

• 1:42:20Speaker 03

  Well, we, so the functional aspect of owning a fire truck is expensive. We didn't really know what we were getting into, but there's wiring issues, motor issues. There's two hundred and sixty dollar an hour mechanics involved in all these issues. But when you're in a, a fire hall, these guys are like, I can fix that. They're not mechanics. They just wire stuff up whichever way they feel. So we end up with engine issues, electrical issues and, and more. Also, you got two cops owning a fire truck. We don't know what the fuck we're doing.

• 1:42:45The Fat Electrician?

  And what year?

• 1:42:46Speaker 03

  Fire trucks.

• 1:42:46The Fat Electrician?

  What year did you buy this?

• 1:42:48Speaker 03

  Uh, when did we actually buy that? Was that twenty twenty?

• 1:42:49Speaker 02

  No, it's the fucking Merv nineteen, Joseph.

• 1:42:52Speaker 03

  No, no, but we actually took possession of it in twenty twenty.

• 1:42:54Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:42:55Speaker 03

  Negotiated the deal somewhere between November and December. Oh, we closed on the house, baby. Is that what you want me to say?

• 1:43:00The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:43:00Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:43:01The Fat Electrician?

  Just in time for the George Floyd ride.

• 1:43:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. So one of the fun facts is I call my insurance broker. I'm like, hey, I got a fire truck. He's like, you got an ice cream truck? I like, I, I didn't say ice cream truck. I said fire truck. So I go to insurance, they're like, how much you want? I'm like a hundred grand. If this thing burns to the ground, I need a hundred grand. She's like, okay, that's eight hundred dollars a year. I'm like, fantastic price. Rich calls me up. He's like, ah, Antifa marked the Merv cause I put it in the video and they, they like want to burn down like, one fifty.

• 1:43:30Speaker 03

  I'm like gambling, burn it, take it. It's like probably one of the best gambles ever. Yeah, firebomb, Molotov cocktail, the Merv. One, we'll get some videos out of it and yeah, the insurance pays.

• 1:43:41The Fat Electrician?

  Antifa burned the Merv. Here's my Lamborghini.

• 1:43:46The Fat Electrician?

  But you know what's better than that? Knowledge, my books.

• 1:43:51Speaker 03

  So yeah, we had a good time buying the Merv and it was really neat just driving around town during COVID when like these kids couldn't have birthday parties. They couldn't go anywhere. And we drive up with a fire truck and people are like, is that real? Is that guy intoxicated? Why is he on the roof?

• 1:44:05Speaker 02

  I mean, with the live show, it was a wild experience, like getting picked up at the hotel and it's like, Richard's like, well, let's fucking go.

• 1:44:11The Fat Electrician?

  I think that's the most snow I've ever seen in my life.

• 1:44:13Speaker 02

  Oh dude. Uh, that was a decent amount of snow. It was, that was a very cold day.

• 1:44:17The Fat Electrician?

  It was very cold. Brother, I live in Texas.

• 1:44:19Speaker 02

  Brother, even for Buffalo, it was a very cold day.

• 1:44:22The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 1:44:23Speaker 03

  So, speaking of cold, I tried to turn the shower down all the way to cold. It was still like eighty degrees here. How is cold eighty degrees in the shower?

• 1:44:32The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, that sounds pretty cold, to be honest.

• 1:44:35Speaker 02

  Cause your water heaters are in your garages, which are insanely hot. That doesn't make it, we can't put our water heaters in the garage. Our garage is good on a twenty degrees. Freeze out.

• 1:44:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:44:45Speaker 02

  We're in the basement.

• 1:44:46The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, we don't really have those.

• 1:44:47Speaker 02

  Just to wake up.

• 1:44:48The Fat Electrician?

  It's all slate and also.

• 1:44:50Speaker 03

  Thanks, Texas.

• 1:44:50The Fat Electrician?

  Five degrees.

• 1:44:51Speaker 03

  You guys got a lot of cool gun laws, but your shower. Why do you want to take a cold shower?

• 1:44:55The Fat Electrician?

  Cause I wanted to wake the hell up. I, I like a cold shower. I'm really.

• 1:44:57Speaker 03

  That's psychotic. I, I'm okay with like a cold shower after like working in the, like, you know.

• 1:45:04Speaker 03

  Legitimately, sure. I used to do that back in the day.

• 1:45:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:45:07Speaker 03

  I, I used to do a little bit of farm work, shit like that, but like construction, whatever, like come back and like take a, take a cold shower. That's awesome.

• 1:45:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:45:13Speaker 03

  In the morning, fuck off. I like a nice warm shower. I let my fucking brain work up. I wake up.

• 1:45:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. I mean, just a little different. I was here. I'm like, ah, you know, I'm on a cold shower. No such thing. Pleasantly unsurprised when I was like, cold. Cold.

• 1:45:27The Fat Electrician?

  Cold. I'm like, still hot. This is crazy. Yeah, it was pretty wild, man. There was no cold shower.

• 1:45:33Speaker 02

  Now, here in Texas, it's like a hundred and two out. It's miserable. Brandon had his, your morning walk today?

• 1:45:39The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I was on my, uh, we did a skeet shooting thing, uh, this morning.

• 1:45:42Speaker 02

  Oh, when's your walk?

• 1:45:44The Fat Electrician?

  My walk?

• 1:45:45Speaker 02

  Don't you, you're going like door to door?

• 1:45:47The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, door knocking?

• 1:45:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:45:48Speaker 03

  Oh, you're doing warrants? That's awesome.

• 1:45:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:45:53Speaker 02

  Vote for Brandon.

• 1:45:54The Fat Electrician?

  It's, it's actually the opposite. It's only knocks. It's only knocks.

• 1:45:57Speaker 03

  Only cocks?

• 1:45:58Speaker 02

  Brandon, come out with your hands up.

• 1:46:01Speaker 03

  Show me your winner.

• 1:46:02The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, today, today's high was at ninety-six, or excuse me, ninety-eight.

• 1:46:05Speaker 03

  What was the humidity?

• 1:46:06The Fat Electrician?

  It felt a little thick out there.

• 1:46:07Speaker 03

  It just rained yesterday. Last night it was bad.

• 1:46:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, we saw it. Fucking miserable.

• 1:46:12The Fat Electrician?

  Humid, yeah.

• 1:46:13Speaker 03

  I almost lost my head going to dinner.

• 1:46:15Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm sorry.

• 1:46:16Speaker 03

  It blew off my head. Yeah.

• 1:46:18Speaker 02

  You guys like chose full on cowboy outfits. You went.

• 1:46:21The Fat Electrician?

  Pretty serious?

• 1:46:22Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:46:23The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, they buy.

• 1:46:23Speaker 02

  Wait till you see us tomorrow. Wait till you see us tomorrow.

• 1:46:25The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, I'm excited.

• 1:46:26Speaker 02

  Oh, they, they dressed for the occasion. They went out. They had a shopping trip.

• 1:46:30Speaker 03

  Hell, oh, we did. He dressed me up. I got up a buckle.

• 1:46:33Speaker 02

  They look handsome.

• 1:46:34The Fat Electrician?

  Showing up to the event in assless chaps.

• 1:46:37Speaker 02

  Is that what Texans do?

• 1:46:38The Fat Electrician?

  Not really, but.

• 1:46:39Speaker 03

  No, no, you could've said yes and we, this would be great. Yes, assless chaps, Rick.

• 1:46:43Speaker 02

  Is that what it is?

• 1:46:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:46:44Speaker 02

  When's your, when's your, when are you doing your knocking thing?

• 1:46:48The Fat Electrician?

  All the time. Oh, door knocking. Door knocking is just a thing that happens.

• 1:46:51Speaker 02

  Well, oh, well, last night you were doing the, watch the formula and all that. And then bucking those, I was wrong. I went to the wrong one. Cause I tried to show up. I was like, oh, I'll just say what's up and support you.

• 1:47:00The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, bucking does like the, the, yeah, the gun store.

• 1:47:03Speaker 02

  Is multiple. So I went to the wrong one. Yeah. I was like, oh, well.

• 1:47:07The Fat Electrician?

  I sent you the invite. I, I sent you the thing.

• 1:47:09Speaker 02

  You, yeah, but I didn't go to the address. I just bucked it. Cause that's what I'm saying. There's multiple of those.

• 1:47:14The Fat Electrician?

  I didn't know that.

• 1:47:15Speaker 02

  Yeah. So I was like, oh, here. And I was like, where the fuck is everyone? I look, I pull up the address. It's like, nope, wrong, completely wrong spot. So.

• 1:47:24Speaker 03

  Actually, was it the right spot? Is that where the F R Ts are? That we don't need, that we can't have?

• 1:47:30Speaker 02

  That we can't have?

• 1:47:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, don't want them.

• 1:47:31The Fat Electrician?

  Class A misdemeanor.

• 1:47:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I, and I.

• 1:47:33Speaker 03

  It's a classy misdemeanor? That's crazy.

• 1:47:35Speaker 02

  Oh, damn. Just kind of like your campaign. Tell me more about your knockers.

• 1:47:42Speaker 02

  Sorry, I was holding that one in. We're door knocking. I'm like, oh my God, I want to know, I want to know more about Brandon's knockers. I need to know more about his knockers.

• 1:47:49Speaker 03

  Actually, we, we're, we're approaching time.

• 1:47:52The Fat Electrician?

  About ready to go?

• 1:47:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:47:53The Fat Electrician?

  Cause I actually, I have to go to another event.

• 1:47:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:47:55The Fat Electrician?

  Right now.

• 1:47:56Speaker 02

  Then we're good. Fuck it, fuck it. What time? Oh, yeah. You got your whole event to do.

• 1:48:00The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, we got a bunch of shit tonight.

• 1:48:02Speaker 02

  People knock on doors and Brandon thanks them for it. He's shaking his knockers.

• 1:48:08The Fat Electrician?

  That was like a four of ten.

• 1:48:10Speaker 02

  I know, but I loved it.

• 1:48:11The Fat Electrician?

  It was simple. It was low hanging fruit.

• 1:48:13Speaker 02

  He's just a mental exercise to get there. It's just fun.

• 1:48:16The Fat Electrician?

  Proud of it.

• 1:48:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:48:17The Fat Electrician?

  It only took, it took two. He was like, I'm gonna make this work.

• 1:48:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:48:20The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I was like, yeah, smelling the steam coming out.

• 1:48:23Speaker 03

  The script running in the background.

• 1:48:24The Fat Electrician?

  Smelling cheap tequila.

• 1:48:27Speaker 02

  That's what my steam smells like.

• 1:48:28The Fat Electrician?

  Thank you for coming to the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, Joe, again, just, just Joe. Angry Cops, Richard High and myself, Bro Nut Bop Raider.

• 1:48:40Speaker 02

  Oh, where, where do we find you?

• 1:48:42The Fat Electrician?

  Where do we find you?

• 1:48:42Speaker 02

  Oh, uh, Overserved Podcast to get more Joe and I and our shenanigans with our friends and of course Angry Cops on the Youtubes and Pepper boxes. Joe? Want to say goodbye, Joe?

• 1:48:52The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, bye, Joe.