The Weirdest EMT Stories You’ve Ever Heard | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 276

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  I got blown up.

• 0:59Speaker 02

  Did you get blown up?

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  Twice.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  Really?

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  No.

• 1:03Speaker 03

  Shooting blanks.

• 1:04Speaker 02

  Yes, it was actually when the cattle industry was saved by flies shooting blanks.

• 1:06Speaker 01

  Wait, elbow deep?

• 1:07Speaker 02

  That G.I. Joe figure, it was elbow deep.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  It was all the way inside him?

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  Just like that.

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  What makes you go into some stranger's house and shove their things up your [BLEEP]?

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  It was G.I. Track Joe. That's exactly what we called it.

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  That took me a [BLEEP] minute. Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon, his hair is [BLEEP] fabulous. Donut, the dog took this position. There's a fat electrician. Welcome to unsubscribe. Three, two, one.

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  Oh, I got splashed.

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  Remember that?

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  Subtle.

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  Not a plug.

• 1:51Speaker 01

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm doing today by Eli DoubleTap, EMTbadge502, Brandon Herrera, my self-dominated operator. Thank you so much for being here. What's up, bitches?

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  What's going on?

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  Look, it's our boy today.

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  What's up, y'all?

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  He's back.

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  Back, number two.

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  I didn't realize he was, uh...

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  I forgot.

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  Yeah, I like, I spaced so much. And then when we were talking about the live shows, you were like, yeah, this. And I was like...

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  Yeah, because he was there in Jersey.

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  I was in Jersey.

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  Yeah, that was a great time.

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  I don't think I was on the podcast you were on, though.

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  Uh, no, no, you were. I had, uh, I had Nick, I had Eli, I had, actually, I had Leon. Leon was sitting over here.

• 2:31Speaker 04

  So I had an excuse for not remembering.

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  Yeah, and that's totally fine.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  I got blown up.

• 2:36Speaker 04

  Well, as far as excuses go, that's like a five out of 10.

• 2:39Speaker 01

  It's like, uh, yeah, but...

• 2:44Speaker 02

  Fucking welcome back, buddy. Man, it's good to be here, you know? It's good to be sitting at the roundtable. It's nice. How are you looking?

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  It's oval.

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  It's oval. Oblong.

• 2:53Speaker 04

  Did you get blown up?

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  Twice.

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  Really?

• 2:57Speaker 02

  No, that's a lie.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  Cut out the twice part. No, cut out, that's a lie. So then the internet starts doing research.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Just miss it in arms. Somebody cut my arm off, quick.

• 3:07Speaker 04

  EMT stolen valor.

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  Dude, we got a whole bunch. I mean, everyone's been doing a lot of shit and we're just trying to fit in.

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  Time for the podcast right now. It's blast.

• 3:19Speaker 04

  It's a busy time.

• 3:20Speaker 01

  I know. We got, Cody, what have you been up to?

• 3:23Speaker 03

  Me and Brandon, we went to Vegas to scope out the range today.

• 3:28Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  Because that's going to be coming up sometime. And then immediately after Vegas, you, you went somewhere.

• 3:33Speaker 04

  Went a couple places.

• 3:35Speaker 03

  You went, you went to a couple places. I don't know. I think we were all running around for like a straight month and a half, two months there, like crazy.

• 3:42Speaker 04

  Because we did racing school.

• 3:44Speaker 03

  You guys went to racing.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  That looked fun.

• 3:46Speaker 04

  Went back on the campaign trail, but what were you up to?

• 3:48Speaker 03

  That was, except for racing school, I was with you guys for the most of it, I think, right? I don't know, just working, streaming, same old, same old.

• 3:56Speaker 01

  Living that dream.

• 3:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  Doing the work.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  Dude, how goes campaign trail, Mr. Brandon?

• 4:02Speaker 04

  Well, it's really cool. I get to spend at least, oh, man, like, one to two days a week in my own house. It's really cool.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Overachiever.

• 4:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, I get to sleep in my own bed. I'm like, at a certain point, I was like, why didn't I just get a storage container and a, just a hotel room when I'm in town at this point?

• 4:18Speaker 02

  Not a bad idea. It's not too late.

• 4:19Speaker 04

  It's, uh, it's been good, though. Like, we're going all over the place because it's such a big district. It's the biggest district in all of Texas, biggest border district in the country. Um, it's, it's massive. So there's a lot of, it's 27 counties that we have to cover. So we're, uh, we're just hitting the ground every day we can.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  Beautiful.

• 4:34Speaker 04

  Just talking to people and not even waiting to do the job, just showing up and, and finding out what the issues are, whether it's data centers, whether it's power lines, whether it's like the Big Bend border wall, screw worm, just handling it now.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  What do you find is like the biggest issue that's coming up?

• 4:47Speaker 04

  There's a lot of like, there's a lot of big federal issues. Like, everybody wants to talk about, you know, like, oh, gun control, war, this, that, whatever. But really, a lot of things in the district that like, we can actually help with are like the local issues. And a lot of them, weirdly, are not political. It's like, it's not Republican Democrat. It's, it's just, hey, we're running out of fucking water. Here's how we need to approach it. Hey, screw worm is an issue. How can we solve it? Hey, uh, border wall's going up here through this, you know, national park that doesn't need it. We're wasting a bunch of money and ruining the landscape. Like, how do we fight that? And so it's, or how do we, how do we keep the border secure without needing a physical barrier? And so it's, there's a lot of localized issues like that. And honestly, that's been the most fun. It's because like, for me, like, as a business owner, I've just been a problem solver for a while. Like, anybody who's been in business knows that you just become a professional.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  Firefighter. That's it. Putting out fires, figuring stuff out, putting out fires.

• 5:34Speaker 04

  And so for me, this is fun. So that, this is like right up my forte is just trying to figure out, um, like, how, how we can solve these problems. And so we've been just killing that nonstop.

• 5:43Speaker 02

  That's awesome, man.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  Question, because I know, what's a screw, screw worm?

• 5:48Speaker 04

  So, uh, do you, do you legit not know?

• 5:51Speaker 01

  I know.

• 5:52Speaker 04

  Okay, got it.

• 5:53Speaker 02

  For the masses.

• 5:55Speaker 04

  So, screw worm is basically, so it's a, uh, it's a type of fly, uh, that has been...

• 6:02Speaker 01

  Okay, I had, never mind, I don't know.

• 6:03Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 6:04Speaker 01

  Never mind. Yeah, you just threw a different, screw worm is not one, so I'm like, yes, it's a fly.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  It's a helicopter.

• 6:10Speaker 04

  Well, so, one of the, well, that's one of the big issues right now is because, uh, you know, Texas is obviously very big in the cattle and like beef industry, stuff like that. Uh, so there is a, a type of fly that exists that, uh, basically like it, it lays its eggs, uh, in, you know, wounds in cattle or, you know, different, a couple different things. Uh, but it has a near 100% fatality rate.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  That's a problem.

• 6:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, within like, I want to say two weeks, don't quote me on that, but it's a huge, huge issue. And it was a really big issue back in the 60s. Uh, we put out a bunch of sterilized flies, so male flies that basically just made it so that they couldn't reproduce.

• 6:44Speaker 03

  Shooting blanks.

• 6:45Speaker 04

  And we beat it back. Yes, it was actually when the cattle industry was saved by flies shooting blanks. Dead serious. Uh, we beat it back down south of the Darien Gap, down back to South America, and it hasn't been an issue until the last couple of years. I mean, Connor did a video on it after we talked about it. So you want to look up the screw worm video by King Trout.

• 7:02Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 7:03Speaker 04

  Um, but it's, it's, it's back essentially for the first time in decades. And so we're making sure that we, we fight it effectively. And, uh, I was meeting with the EPA, USDA, a couple congressmen, just trying to figure out everything we can do to expedite that.

• 7:16Speaker 01

  See, that's, that's awesome. Because that can get out of control fast, which I'm assuming. Connor, you had all the information on how much that fucked everything in the past?

• 7:26Speaker 02

  Can sit on my lap.

• 7:27Speaker 01

  Ooh. I just really wanted you to sit on my lap.

• 7:30Speaker 04

  Trying to loop Connor in the conversation.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  It's all an elaborate excuse. Speaking of screw worm.

• 7:37Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 7:38Speaker 05

  Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just screw worm to see me?

• 7:41Speaker 02

  That's a screw worm, man.

• 7:42Speaker 05

  So...

• 7:43Speaker 03

  My head low, is that...

• 7:46Speaker 05

  Be right back. Pop out your dentures.

• 7:50Speaker 04

  Then we, uh, like, completely beat it out of the country, uh, like Brandon said, starting in the 60s up until, I think we got it out in the 70s. Um, all the cases that were coming in were coming across the border from Mexico. So then we had these sterile fly facilities, um, out in West Texas. I think there was one. Pushed them all the way back, all the way back down into South America. We were funding this facility and then the problem was no longer around because it was out of sight, out of mind. And so they shut down funding for the facility and, wouldn't you believe it, third world Central American nations didn't handle the problem and keep it resolved. So it made its way back, um, as of, what, a month ago?

• 8:35Speaker 01

  How much money?

• 8:36Speaker 04

  Into the US anyway. It came across the Darien Gap a couple of years ago.

• 8:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:40Speaker 04

  And, uh...

• 8:41Speaker 01

  Made its way back up through Mexico.

• 8:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, we, we've, which for whatever reason, years and years, this was like 2022, 2023, uh, we just didn't reopen the, or approve the reopening of the, uh, the sterilized fly facilities.

• 8:52Speaker 01

  How'd they get over the wall?

• 8:53Speaker 04

  Ain't no wall in Panama.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  Sail, sail through the, sail through the canal.

• 8:59Speaker 04

  Flies, hanging a 10-foot wall, I'm just like, I don't know what the fuck I do.

• 9:04Speaker 02

  They shorted a boat.

• 9:06Speaker 04

  Coyote flies to get them crossed. It's a hole in the wall that big.

• 9:15Speaker 05

  Well, to answer your question, it was like back in the sixties and seventies was like tens of millions of dollars. And then, believe it or not, the cattle or the population of cattle in the US is smaller now than it was back then because they kind of wrote off a bunch of those like losses to like blighten things. So the expectation was that you'd have, you know, a thousand head of cattle and 20% of them are going to die. Well, medication got so much better that now if you have a thousand head of cattle, 998 of them are going to survive unless they're infected by this parasite where you cannot sell their meat. Canada shut down, um, uh, live livestock.

• 9:56Speaker 05

  Sort of looking for.

• 9:57Speaker 04

  What was that?

• 9:57Speaker 05

  From the US.

• 9:58Speaker 04

  What was that noise?

• 10:01Speaker 05

  But, uh, so yeah, it was like hun- hundreds of, uh, it's been a minute since I did the research. I want to say at bare minimum, tens of millions, if not hundreds of millions of dollars.

• 10:11Speaker 04

  It's like 300 million, I think. 300 and something million.

• 10:13Speaker 05

  Modern, adjusted.

• 10:14Speaker 04

  Back in the late sixties.

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, no.

• 10:16Speaker 05

  Crazy. So nowadays, it would be literally like tens of billions of dollars.

• 10:21Speaker 04

  So, uh, something we definitely want to take seriously. And, uh, and it also, you know, as to why it's on my plate, uh, in the beginning, at least half of all the confirmed cases in the United States were in my district.

• 10:31Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 10:32Speaker 01

  Yay, what a problem to walk into.

• 10:34Speaker 05

  But he's getting it solved.

• 10:36Speaker 04

  And that's what I love.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  You mean, it wasn't solved last?

• 10:38Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 10:38Speaker 04

  And also, well, something if I could say, I feel like we've monopolized a lot of time in the beginning about something that's not like particularly interesting to most people, but I find

• 10:45Speaker 01

  I find that interesting as shit because I just learned something.

• 10:48Speaker 04

  I find it fascinating.

• 10:49Speaker 02

  We learned that a worm is a fly. I mean.

• 10:51Speaker 04

  Well, because they, it's the larva. So they, the, the larva is what? Is it the name?

• 10:55Speaker 02

  You're a larva.

• 10:56Speaker 04

  Screw worm.

• 10:57Speaker 05

  They're like the only fly species where the maggots, uh, attack like, they're exactly like botflies. They attack live flesh instead. And so it can be something fucking disgusting. Google, uh, screw worm in infection.

• 11:12Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 11:13Speaker 02

  Well, there, there goes my sister.

• 11:15Speaker 04

  And it's not just, it's not just cows. It can be, uh, any sort of like exotics, uh, like deer. It can be like dogs, things like that.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  If it affects anything other than the condom.

• 11:24Speaker 05

  And it's made of meat.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  So it can mess up a lot of different things.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. I better go get tested.

• 11:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, it wouldn't be better, dude. You're a little, you know.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  I had a cut on my hand the other day. It could get vicious.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  It could. But, uh, well, something, uh, just one other thing I think is super interesting is how they solve the problem. This is kind of, you know, during the, you know, just at fresh out of the atomic age, I guess. Uh, somebody just wondered like, okay, what if we shot up a bunch of those flies? Like we, what if we bred the flies and shot them up with radiation and sterilize them? So we use radiation to sterilize the male flies and then just release those back into, you know, to the tune of millions and millions of flies.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  Nagasaki flies.

• 12:02Speaker 04

  Straight up. Like we just, we, we would drop like canisters of flies into, into infected areas and it would just slowly make the, the flies sterile. And so just kill them by not allowing them to reproduce.

• 12:14Speaker 02

  That's one way of doing it.

• 12:15Speaker 01

  Dang, that's crazy. See, I find that shit super fascinating. I'm like, okay, I learned something.

• 12:20Speaker 04

  The same thing Bill Gates is trying to do.

• 12:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, but with.

• 12:23Speaker 04

  I'm kidding. That's a joke. That's a joke. That's a joke. Or is it?

• 12:27Speaker 01

  Brandon Herrera hates Bill Gates.

• 12:30Speaker 03

  Have you guys seen a Rusty Cages thing about the ticks?

• 12:33Speaker 05

  Dude.

• 12:34Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  You know, shout out to Rusty first. I'll put him like right here.

• 12:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's, he's been a friend of ours for probably a decade now. Like he makes really good YouTube videos and he's, he's dabbled in a bunch of stuff. Remember he made a guillotine a couple of years ago and that was his big thing?

• 12:47Speaker 01

  He was at Range Day. With him. He was with Hunter.

• 12:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, he was with Hunter. But, uh, he, his newest thing is he's taking a Lone Star tick and he's trying to kill it. But, you know, not like smash it with a hammer. He's trying to see what it can stand.

• 13:00Speaker 02

  Then what? Was he even trying?

• 13:01Speaker 03

  So he's putting it, so he's putting it in the freezer for like three weeks. He's drowning it for a week.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  Doing things the hard way.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Crazy shit.

• 13:09Speaker 02

  And they're just surviving.

• 13:10Speaker 03

  And yeah, they just fucking can't kill it.

• 13:12Speaker 01

  They die, like, it looks like it dies where it just doesn't move for days. And then he does something like plays really, when he did the, uh, the boombox, like he just had a really loud dubstep playing.

• 13:24Speaker 02

  The big scroll.

• 13:25Speaker 01

  They had it moved in days and it starts moving again.

• 13:27Speaker 02

  The big EDC thing, you know?

• 13:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. Dude, I'm glad you see and how, uh,

• 13:33Speaker 02

  Plur.

• 13:34Speaker 01

  The amount of detail and how he's filming it is so good.

• 13:38Speaker 02

  That's wild.

• 13:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's, he's nailing it.

• 13:40Speaker 05

  Now he has a radioactive plate, though.

• 13:42Speaker 03

  Is that why you were? He's trying, yeah, he's trying to, he's trying to kill it with radiation now.

• 13:46Speaker 02

  Just gonna put it in a fucking microwave. The hammer.

• 13:49Speaker 03

  Well, he's got a, he's got a plate right now that had, that's a very irradiated plate for some reason because it's made of something and.

• 13:54Speaker 02

  It's from Chernobyl.

• 13:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, old plates that had that, uh, paint or something on, no, it was that pass through, uh, they're kind of like see-through green.

• 14:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:02Speaker 01

  But they put out, uh, it's rock rank rockins? What's the measurement for, uh?

• 14:08Speaker 04

  You're talking about like rockin?

• 14:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, rockins. So usually.

• 14:11Speaker 04

  Rodigan, Rodigan, something like that.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  Something like that. Usually you're like at a five and this plate, and he's showing he's like a regular plate will emit about five, nothing like period. And then when he goes over that plate, it's like 400 runken.

• 14:26Speaker 04

  Like with a Geiger counter?

• 14:27Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh, it's, yeah, like, he's like, whoa, this kills the fuck.

• 14:31Speaker 02

  Trying to get a cancer. Sounds like the Ghostbusters thing going over the top.

• 14:34Speaker 01

  How long has it been dead for? A month? Two months?

• 14:37Speaker 05

  He did, yeah, he had it in the freezer for like two or three weeks.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  And if that one survived?

• 14:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, and it survived.

• 14:42Speaker 01

  It's the same with dude.

• 14:43Speaker 03

  He would blow on it and he's like, you know, they're, yeah, and it just starts moving again.

• 14:48Speaker 04

  This is just a much more, much more complicated way of like frying an ant with a magnifying, a magnifying glass.

• 14:54Speaker 03

  Dude, but the content he's getting out of it is fucking great. Like each one of his videos is getting, at least on, just on Instagram, we're getting like 700,000 likes and a million plus shares. Like, it's crazy.

• 15:04Speaker 04

  What's the deal with these ticks?

• 15:05Speaker 03

  Just the ones that give you that disease where you can't eat meat. Yeah.

• 15:09Speaker 01

  He got bit by a Lone Star tick when he got home from like camping or something, got home, found it. He's like, this motherfucker drank my blood. Okay. And then started experimenting on it.

• 15:20Speaker 04

  I mean, honestly, fair.

• 15:21Speaker 01

  Yeah. And now everyone's like, yo, it's still, oh, huh. Wow. Okay. It's still alive to this day and he is beating the shit out of that thing other than physically.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  What's their actual lifespan? Like, how do we know if it's just old?

• 15:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't know. It makes for good content, though.

• 15:40Speaker 04

  Uh, didn't Evan Hayford come down with that?

• 15:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think Evan got bit by a Lone Star tick and he got sick for a while and couldn't eat meat, which sucks because he's like one of the biggest hunters that we know.

• 15:49Speaker 01

  What's it called? It's, um.

• 15:53Speaker 01

  Lyme disease. Yeah, you get Lyme disease.

• 15:55Speaker 03

  It's something different.

• 15:56Speaker 04

  Something else than that.

• 15:58Speaker 01

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• 16:08Speaker 04

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• 16:09Speaker 01

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• 16:16Speaker 04

  So this is one of those where like you used it beforehand?

• 16:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:19Speaker 04

  So not even joking, when we were traveling, uh, in Virginia the other day, I was like, oh, was that like one of the sponsor suitcases? And then you showed me all the features. I'm like, oh, actually, okay, I think I get it.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Oh, you can use your fire, this can carry firearms too. You can just check it in with it.

• 16:31Speaker 04

  Oh, is it like TSA approved?

• 16:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, literally TSA. Yeah, they're all.

• 16:34Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 16:36Speaker 04

  Oh, so you could just, you could just throw a fucking gun in that.

• 16:38Speaker 01

  Passer. It already has the TSA locks with it. So the TSA can check it really quick with their.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  Same key for both locks?

• 16:45Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 16:46Speaker 04

  So in that case, it's compliant if you want to bring a, uh, surprise mouse cutool that will help you later.

• 16:50Speaker 01

  Everyone loves surprise mouse cutools.

• 16:52Speaker 04

  The robbers don't.

• 16:54Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 16:55Speaker 04

  They have an open container compartment.

• 16:59Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 17:00Speaker 05

  Wow, I bet you could put a laptop in there.

• 17:03Speaker 04

  How would you know?

• 17:03Speaker 01

  I don't read Egyptian. I had a bag that I used to use. I don't do that anymore because this replaced everything for travel.

• 17:10Speaker 05

  I used to travel exclusively with a Kroger grocery bag. The holes were getting large.

• 17:17Speaker 04

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• 17:18Speaker 01

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• 17:27Speaker 04

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• 17:29Speaker 01

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• 17:30Speaker 04

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• 17:39Speaker 04

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• 18:12Speaker 02

  You have Ts out here in Texas deal with a whole bunch of different shit.

• 18:15Speaker 01

  Due to this simple fact, you can just be allergic to red meat after a bite.

• 18:19Speaker 04

  Well, that sucks.

• 18:20Speaker 01

  Suck.

• 18:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  No. What's the, there's a disease that gives you that like hydrophobia, right? Where you can't even like drink water and rabies? That's nuts.

• 18:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, when you're actually terrified of water and you run and yeah. That's when I'm like, no.

• 18:36Speaker 03

  Well, like 99% mortality rate rabies in people.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, if you're too late, it's like, yeah. And you go crazy during that process. That's why I didn't realize it was a fear of water on top of not wanting to drink it because you'll want to vomit or throw up the second.

• 18:51Speaker 02

  It's crazy.

• 18:51Speaker 01

  It gets near you because they've done studies on that.

• 18:55Speaker 03

  You have to let it go for a while, though.

• 18:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:58Speaker 03

  Like it shows itself long before it gets to that point.

• 19:00Speaker 01

  But once it chose itself, there's no cure. That's crazy.

• 19:03Speaker 04

  Still.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, rabies, they're still like, I thought you had to let it go to like a crazy extent.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  Once, once, it's right. It's pretty much once it starts showing its first symptoms, you are dead.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  It's hard to, it's hard to unfuck that.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's just.

• 19:17Speaker 05

  If you get bit by an animal, like even, even if you suspect it might have rabies, you have to get a, uh, the vaccine like, like instant.

• 19:27Speaker 04

  Then how long is that vaccine good for?

• 19:29Speaker 05

  It doesn't, it's every bite.

• 19:31Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 19:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, there is no.

• 19:35Speaker 04

  Oh, shit.

• 19:36Speaker 05

  And it's rude. They put it into the bite because my buddy in high.

• 19:40Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 19:42Speaker 04

  That's not.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. I already got bit there once.

• 19:45Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  Imagine you get bit. You get bit.

• 19:48Speaker 04

  Oh, that's not what I thought you were insinuating.

• 19:50Speaker 01

  99.9% chance of death once.

• 19:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:55Speaker 05

  I think it's in.

• 19:55Speaker 01

  Like one guy?

• 19:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, he can't drink.

• 19:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, that's what I was referring. He just pulls it up and goes, oh.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  Puts the water away.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  It's crazy.

• 20:02Speaker 05

  They put the, uh, the vaccine into the, uh, source of the bite. So when we're in high school, one of my buddies was trying to save a raccoon from a storm drain like it's like a dumbass. So he went and grabbed it like it was a cute little cat or whatever, like under the armpits.

• 20:15Speaker 02

  Plot twist, not cute cat.

• 20:16Speaker 05

  In the second it like hit the ground, they had that moment and he thought it was a Disney movie where it's like, I saved you. And it's like, thank you, sir. And then he runs off in the woods and he was like, he sets it down and it immediately went, ah, at the tip of his finger. So we had to take him to like a instant care place and they put his finger in a brace because it bit him on the tip of his pointer finger. Put it in a brace and this needle was like that long and they went down into the tip of his finger.

• 20:40Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck that.

• 20:41Speaker 05

  Injected it like into.

• 20:42Speaker 02

  They injected it into his elbow from his finger.

• 20:44Speaker 05

  Basically.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 20:47Speaker 01

  So it sounds like, oh, we gotta inject this in the elbow. Why are you starting at my finger? Uh, we could go any other path on this.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  Well, I feel like that's a beautiful segue to talk into a little bit of, of, uh, your day job.

• 20:58Speaker 02

  Oh, my gosh. Yeah, absolutely. I, I give people needles in their index finger for.

• 21:03Speaker 01

  Well, you have multiple, which is again, wild.

• 21:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm all over the place.

• 21:07Speaker 04

  Multiple fingers? Yeah.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ten of them still.

• 21:10Speaker 01

  Wild.

• 21:10Speaker 02

  Because I didn't hassle his hair. Uh, yeah, no, I'm, I'm, I'm an EMT. Um, I'm a volunteer EMT. I'm a per diem EMT. I'm a 911 dispatcher. I just, I couldn't really decide. So I hit the job market early and just took over all of them. That's at that point. Um, but yeah, I mean, I've, I've never quite dealt with something like that, but sure. I mean, I definitely do, uh, run into a bunch of different circumstances that feel like gotta be taken care of. Oh, yeah. Um, but yeah, I, I'm an EMT, um, for a volunteer agency when I started, uh, I just, I still volunteer with them. So I just feel like it's the right thing to do. Um, a per diem department, uh, a couple of towns away from that decided to pick me up. So I still ride on the ambulance, uh, per diem and volunteer.

• 21:48Speaker 02

  And my general, my actual career is I'm a 911 dispatcher for a police department a couple of towns away from there. So I'm all in this one general bubble and, uh, that's what I do.

• 21:56Speaker 04

  You've never had to deal with rabies?

• 21:58Speaker 02

  I have not dealt with rabies.

• 22:00Speaker 04

  I think it's, it's because you like, do you mind if we say what state?

• 22:02Speaker 02

  No, of course not.

• 22:03Speaker 04

  Okay. Just in Jersey, I feel like, I feel like the, uh, the, uh, ambient radiation of that state, uh, just kills all the animals.

• 22:09Speaker 02

  A hundred percent. That same, that same nuclear radiation that they use for the flies. If you can just go and drop it right there, I mean, it's great.

• 22:19Speaker 04

  I can't.

• 22:21Speaker 02

  Well, I mean, listen, you, you guys saw it firsthand. You guys, you guys got the witness jersey firsthand, huh? How'd you love?

• 22:28Speaker 04

  It's, uh, it's one of my least favorite places in the country.

• 22:30Speaker 02

  Oh, you know.

• 22:31Speaker 04

  I got a lot of friends there, which is weird.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  There's a reason I keep coming to Texas.

• 22:34Speaker 04

  I've got a lot of friends that live in, that live in Jersey and they all, for whatever reason, just pretend it doesn't suck.

• 22:39Speaker 02

  Oh, man, I just stopped doing that. Stop doing that. Give in, get, give in to the dark side, man. You know, you know how it is up there.

• 22:46Speaker 01

  It sucks.

• 22:47Speaker 02

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• 22:48Speaker 01

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• 23:19Speaker 01

  For, uh, you became an EMT in 2020 also, right?

• 23:24Speaker 02

  I did, right when I was in school when COVID hit. Yeah, that was, that's the way to do it. If you're gonna, if you're gonna get involved in emergency services, the way to do it is two months before a pandemic starts. 10 out of 10 recommend. It took me seven months to finish the certification that took, should have took me three. At the same time, I was going through dispatch school and it was a whole bunch of stuff that was.

• 23:43Speaker 04

  I mean, talk about trial by Chinese fire.

• 23:45Speaker 02

  Literally, when I, when I signed up for EMS, I was, and I was telling Eli this, I was dealing with like little Johnny with the skinned knee. Or like grandma who decided to take a tumble behind the dresser and ended up all cocked behind there. We gotta go lift her up at three o'clock in the morning or like grandpa who fell down the stairs because he needed to use the downstairs bathroom because he doesn't like the upstairs bathroom, like that type of stuff.

• 24:03Speaker 01

  That's happened, I'm guessing.

• 24:05Speaker 02

  Often.

• 24:06Speaker 01

  That is not something you just pull out as.

• 24:08Speaker 02

  Also there, also the house in reference that I'm talking about had one of those freaking chairs that take you down the stairs, but no, we had to walk. So, yeah. Take a tumble. Charlie takes a tumble. There's a reason you have that stupid chair. Anyway, I digress. Um, but yeah, and then, uh, so that's what I, that's what I signed up for, if you will. That's, that was the EMS that I had been training with and training for. And then we went to the pandemic and once I got out of EMT school, it became, uh, from little Johnny with the skinned knee to 20 patients a night that couldn't breathe, couldn't walk, couldn't talk, couldn't think. They were altered mental. They were unconscious. They were vomiting. They were, I was telling Eli, we were showing up the house in Tyvek suits with respirators and goggles. We looked like, uh, yeah, we looked like we were just straight up, uh, going into, yeah, like going into a nuclear facility, you know, and it was, it was wild.

• 24:52Speaker 02

  And that we would strip that gown off, change out our filters, go to the next call and just rinse and repeat. We would dispatch a lot of times from the hospital. We wouldn't even make it back to headquarters.

• 25:01Speaker 04

  Cause like, well, I, I recall correctly, um, you guys were right next to what was essentially ground zero at the time in New York City.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:08Speaker 04

  Where I heard things got real fucking bad.

• 25:10Speaker 02

  Real bad. Yeah. They brought out a giant boat that they used three rooms for. So that was great. We loved that. Um, but yeah, that we, we ended up having a.

• 25:17Speaker 04

  Could you explain, uh, what you just said a little bit?

• 25:19Speaker 02

  So, uh, New York ended up, I forget what they called it, anybody, they, they brought out this giant hospital boat and they docked it in, in the harbor. What was that boat called? I'll pull up.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  The Navy boat?

• 25:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was, it was looking like.

• 25:29Speaker 03

  Mercy?

• 25:29Speaker 02

  The Mercy. That's what it was. Yeah, it was literally a, a boat. It was a facility that was designed to house COVID patients and they use like four rooms of it. Uh, but don't worry, they pulled all the respirators and all this stuff out of a bunch of hospitals. That was great. Um, so, uh, but yeah.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  We're borrowing this. Unplugging.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  Mom. But, uh, but yeah, it was, it was, you have to understand that this was something that was new. This isn't something anybody had ever dealt with before. So they're, they're trying to work with this exploding clock that nobody really understood or knew how to navigate. And in doing so, we're taking on 15, 20 calls. Hospitals are developing protocols to have all these rooms outside. Trailers are showing up, refrigerator trucks are showing up outside. You don't put healthy people in refrigerator trucks.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  Are you, now with each station, are you, or each call, do you have to clean the outfit or is it a brand new outfit?

• 26:25Speaker 02

  No, we would, we would rip, we would rip the suit, suit comes off. It's super thin. It's like, it's, um, almost like, uh, like a thin fabric.

• 26:34Speaker 04

  Mostly probably just because we didn't really know that much back then.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  Exactly. And we were throwing, it comes up to a hood. It comes to your forehead. You put goggles on. You have this big respirator on, just the double sided respirators. And yeah, we were, and one call after the next, one after the next. And that's, that's how my content started was because I,

• 26:50Speaker 02

  I went from knowing what I was getting into to being very much out of my element. And it was, it was taking an emotional and mental toll on me because I wasn't, I didn't know this is what it could be. Um, and that's why I started making content was because it was a way for me to kind of disassociate from everything and just kind of be stupid for a little bit and try to make myself laugh. And if it made somebody else laugh too, that was awesome. Um, but it was a way for me to be like, you know what? It's, it's not all so bad. It's not, it's not all so bad, you know? And, uh, that's, that's how we ended up making goofy content. At least I hope it's goofy, you know?

• 27:22Speaker 04

  Dang. You're telling me people who actually experience hard things in life resort to dark humor?

• 27:26Speaker 02

  Not, not, I would never do that. I would never do that. God, you would, you would love my, my dark humor jokes. We're not bringing those here. That would get cancelled. Can't have that.

• 27:36Speaker 04

  Oh, tell me how I know.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  Bye, yeah.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  But, uh, but yeah, that's, that's what it ended up being. And I was just, any, any little stupid thing that would make me laugh, I would make some sort of content about it. And then there was that one phallic video with the stupid gold thing that was just kind of serpentine-ing up. And I was like, that looks like a bending weener. We're gonna make some jokes about that.

• 27:57Speaker 04

  You're actually the only man I know that has made a career out of, out of sticking, uh, shit in people's ass.

• 28:04Speaker 02

  Well, unfortunately shit comes out of it. That's the problem. It's whether it comes out or not. I got a great story for you. When I, last time I was here, I told a, a story about, um, about a cap that came off of a Suave bottle. And at that time, that was the only call like that, that I had had you in here for. Don't worry, it's okay.

• 28:20Speaker 04

  Uh, but so.

• 28:21Speaker 01

  A cap? No, I'm just a cap.

• 28:22Speaker 02

  So you, so you know, you know how, how Suave shampoo bottles are kind of cylindrical and it has a screw on cap? Well, we showed up to a call.

• 28:28Speaker 04

  Shapes in the sky.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It has, it had a screw on cap. And when we got to the house, it was for abdominal pain. And we show up to the house and this kid hands me a Suave shampoo bottle and it doesn't have a cap on it. And I'm like, well, where's the cap? And he's like,

• 28:42Speaker 02

  I'm like, what? Oh, oh, oh, okay. We're gonna, we're gonna fix this. We need to get you out of here.

• 28:48Speaker 01

  Did it pop?

• 28:49Speaker 02

  Oh, it, it popped off. All right.

• 28:51Speaker 01

  Did all the soapy stuff?

• 28:53Speaker 02

  Uh, no, I didn't ask him. We had, we had more pressing.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. It smelled great.

• 29:00Speaker 04

  He had one particular pressing issue.

• 29:01Speaker 02

  He had one pressing issue.

• 29:03Speaker 01

  Did you make him fart and blow bubbles?

• 29:05Speaker 02

  No, it was plugged up. He couldn't fart.

• 29:07Speaker 04

  Cause that's, cause that's shaped in the opposite way. You want to retrieve something.

• 29:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah. And just remember anytime you put something in a hole, it requires a bigger hole to come out of. Yeah. Food for thought.

• 29:17Speaker 04

  It's reminding me of like the Eminem cylinder thing.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, not too far off.

• 29:21Speaker 01

  What's, uh, do they even say it or is it just so embarrassing? They're like, it's.

• 29:25Speaker 02

  No, he handed it to me and was just, gave me these like doe eyes. And I was just like, what? My God. Oh.

• 29:31Speaker 01

  First of all.

• 29:36Speaker 02

  Extra gloves.

• 29:39Speaker 05

  Where's that suit?

• 29:40Speaker 01

  I love that.

• 29:42Speaker 05

  Handing it to you like.

• 29:44Speaker 02

  He's just like, what is this?

• 29:46Speaker 01

  Okay, what am I doing with this? Where's the cap at?

• 29:51Speaker 01

  It's just instant.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got, you guys, uh, you guys laugh now. You guys GI Joe fans? GI Joe fans when you were a kid? I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking ruin GI Joe for you in about two minutes.

• 30:02Speaker 01

  Hey, what's the?

• 30:04Speaker 05

  Pork chop sandwiches.

• 30:05Speaker 01

  Pork chop sandwiches. Brandon's like, what is this?

• 30:09Speaker 05

  The fuck are you guys talking about?

• 30:11Speaker 03

  This is, this is original internet shit, man.

• 30:13Speaker 05

  Talking about like action figure therapy?

• 30:14Speaker 03

  Kind of, someone dubbed over the old GI Joe cartoons from like the late eighties.

• 30:19Speaker 05

  Oh, I see.

• 30:20Speaker 03

  And yeah, it's old, old internet, dude, like Newgrounds type stuff.

• 30:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's OG internet. We'll show you afterwards.

• 30:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, we'll tell you when you're older.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  You have to, you have to eat all your vegetables first.

• 30:34Speaker 01

  So we like GI Joes.

• 30:36Speaker 02

  So we like GI Joe. So at that time, that was the only actual instance that I've had of this. Well, if you can imagine a GI Joe figure about yay big.

• 30:45Speaker 01

  Jesus fuck.

• 30:46Speaker 02

  All right, GI Joe figure about yay big.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  Big ones?

• 30:48Speaker 02

  Mm hmm. And he's going like this.

• 30:52Speaker 01

  Arm out?

• 30:54Speaker 02

  Yeah. So it was actually at a college graduation party at somebody's house who was having a bunch of people over his college, college graduation party.

• 31:01Speaker 01

  When I got out of the military, that's the first thing I did.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  Mm hmm. So. Yeah, well, let me tell you, it wasn't too far off from that. And it was elbow deep and it was thumbs up. So we couldn't take it out. So I transported this person on his side.

• 31:17Speaker 01

  Wait, elbow deep, like?

• 31:20Speaker 02

  Elbow deep. That GI Joe figure was elbow deep.

• 31:22Speaker 01

  So there was, it was all the way inside him?

• 31:25Speaker 02

  Thumb in, just like that.

• 31:27Speaker 01

  Or just his arm was in him?

• 31:28Speaker 02

  The arm, the whole arm. His, so his arm was about this long. So it was in about that deep.

• 31:34Speaker 05

  Oh, because it's got a hook.

• 31:35Speaker 02

  Thumb's got a hook, so he couldn't take it out.

• 31:39Speaker 05

  GI tracks Joe.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  Mm hmm. GI, you've, you nailed my joke for me, baby.

• 31:43Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm sorry.

• 31:44Speaker 02

  No, you crushed it. I'm, I'm happy that, listen, I'm happy that I'm not the only person who thought like that. It was, it was GI track Joe. That's exactly what we called it.

• 31:51Speaker 05

  Took me a fucking minute.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  I like it. But yeah, that's exactly, that was, so I had to transport him, no pants on. I had to bring him to the hospital and I had to, I had to go in the hospital, tell people what they were about to say.

• 32:00Speaker 01

  So there was a party going on and this unfolded somehow?

• 32:03Speaker 02

  Mm hmm. And here, here's the plot twist. The guy who, who had this, had this happen to him, it wasn't his GI Joe. It wasn't his house.

• 32:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:16Speaker 03

  Well, what makes you go into some stranger's house and shove their things up your ass, you know?

• 32:19Speaker 02

  I just don't have a good.

• 32:20Speaker 01

  Guys, wouldn't it be crazy if we just graduated? Guys, just hear me out. We just graduated and fucking Steve has a GI Joe figure. You know this? Yeah, or you shove it in my ass.

• 32:29Speaker 05

  Or we could just play beer pong.

• 32:31Speaker 01

  Brady, stop. No, the, the GI Joe, dude, Cody likes the idea.

• 32:35Speaker 05

  It's gonna be hilarious.

• 32:36Speaker 02

  It's gonna be great. And listen, nobody's gonna ever talk about it on the internet.

• 32:39Speaker 05

  Hold on, you said it was not his house as in like it was a buddy's house or some strange?

• 32:42Speaker 02

  Okay, buddy's house. He was at the graduation party.

• 32:44Speaker 05

  Breaking and entering and entering?

• 32:46Speaker 02

  It was break, it was, it was breaking news, breaking and entering. Yeah. Talk, talk about it. Talk about a B and A. That's it.

• 32:53Speaker 01

  Did they give the action figure back?

• 32:55Speaker 02

  Uh, no. Just remember hospitals, hospitals do not have a lost and found box, but they do have an ass box.

• 33:02Speaker 05

  All right.

• 33:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, hospitals don't have a lost and found box. They have, they have an ass box.

• 33:06Speaker 05

  Do they really have an ass?

• 33:07Speaker 02

  They have an ass box. Ask them. Go to your local hospital. I don't think I will. I think you should. I don't, I'll take you.

• 33:14Speaker 05

  Excuse me. This is for professional reasons only.

• 33:17Speaker 02

  I'll let them know you're coming.

• 33:18Speaker 05

  Show up at BAMC.

• 33:21Speaker 01

  You walk in, you'd be like, so where, where's your ass box at?

• 33:24Speaker 02

  Where is?

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• 35:04Speaker 02

  Hey, Brandon, running for office. Where's your ass box? You had to inspect the ass box.

• 35:09Speaker 05

  Ass box inspector. Well, that sounds weird.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  Well, welcome to my life.

• 35:18Speaker 05

  That's how you get pepper sprayed at the front desk.

• 35:21Speaker 01

  I'm still, is it?

• 35:24Speaker 01

  It's at a party? So there was like multiple people that were involved in this?

• 35:27Speaker 02

  There was like 30 people there. Yeah.

• 35:30Speaker 05

  Oh, did they all know what was going on or?

• 35:32Speaker 02

  They figured it out.

• 35:33Speaker 01

  Well, did they do it like?

• 35:35Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, when you see your buddy get carted away with a GI Joe sticking out of his ass, I'm pretty sure that's a good.

• 35:39Speaker 02

  Now, mind you, we got called to, we didn't get called to exactly that. We got called to somebody with, uh, with lower body trauma, right? And much like that GI Joe, we had to make entry through the back door too. So.

• 35:52Speaker 01

  Just walking out like, hey, Brandon, can you call the police? What, why? Well, I borrowed one of your action figures.

• 36:01Speaker 02

  I actually don't know that. To be fair, I actually don't know that half of the story. So I mean, that very well could be what happened. We kind of moseyed in and moseyed out, but.

• 36:11Speaker 05

  Imagine being one of the guys that's still at the party after that.

• 36:14Speaker 02

  He's like, where's, uh, where's Jacob? Ah, I haven't seen it since you showed that thing I was at.

• 36:19Speaker 01

  The guy was mad that he used his figure.

• 36:21Speaker 02

  He told me he was going to my, my, uh, my, uh, my youth room from when I was a kid. I don't really know why, but.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  I'll be so pissed.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  Welcome to real life. And now you know the rest of the story.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  I'm like, fuck.

• 36:37Speaker 02

  But that's, that's the, uh.

• 36:39Speaker 05

  Slipped and fell on a lubed up GI Joe.

• 36:42Speaker 02

  I never said it was lubed up.

• 36:43Speaker 01

  I like I fell.

• 36:46Speaker 01

  Our trip, guys.

• 36:48Speaker 07

  So like one of the, one of the advertising strategies for GI Joe back in the day was the shape of his hand.

• 36:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:53Speaker 07

  Did GI Joe come to grip?

• 36:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, grip. Oh, wait, grips all right.

• 37:02Speaker 02

  It slips as it grips.

• 37:04Speaker 05

  Yeah. Much like alpha gal syndrome also causes gastrointestinal distress.

• 37:09Speaker 02

  Please consult your physician.

• 37:12Speaker 01

  Now with, with.

• 37:16Speaker 03

  Tick that makes you shove GI Joes up your ass.

• 37:19Speaker 05

  He got bit. It wasn't his fault.

• 37:24Speaker 05

  Fucking Bill.

• 37:25Speaker 02

  I can't, I'm allergic to meat. What am I supposed to do?

• 37:28Speaker 05

  Fucking Bill Gates.

• 37:33Speaker 01

  He tried the worst lie ever.

• 37:36Speaker 05

  Can you believe the globalist made me shove a GI Joe?

• 37:43Speaker 02

  Geopolitical climate right now makes me do the craziest things.

• 37:46Speaker 01

  Eat the rich.

• 37:51Speaker 02

  But such, such is life. Don't do that, by the way. Please don't do that.

• 37:54Speaker 01

  Now, I actually, so you handle one side of with, with dispatching and then Cody on the other side. How was, did you only work with like one dispatcher when you were doing, or is it multiple?

• 38:09Speaker 03

  It would be a team of people. So you get a different dispatcher like every time you radio him in.

• 38:13Speaker 02

  I am solo. I'm solo in the box. Yeah, I'm by myself. Handle police, fire, EMS. If I need to land a helicopter on somebody's roof, that's, that's all on us. Yeah, we're, we're a smaller community.

• 38:24Speaker 05

  You're talking about, uh, like dispatching or?

• 38:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. So everything, everything comes through us. Um, it's not a county dispatch. It's a local police department. Um, and in doing that, we are alone 12 hours.

• 38:37Speaker 05

  So if anybody lives in that county, you could do the funniest thing ever.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  Well, I mean, like I said, local, I'm a local guy, local guy. But if I, if I need to coordinate with county, if I need to coordinate with like Office of Emergency Management or things like that, that all gets done through us. And if I really need somebody to jump in with me, they'll, they'll tag in. But if I'm sending all of my guys on a job, it's, it's gonna be me.

• 38:55Speaker 05

  What you need to do for the background of your videos from now on is you need to go on eBay, find that exact same GI Joe figure and just have it out.

• 39:01Speaker 02

  I can, I can, I can find it. I bet you anything, I can find it.

• 39:04Speaker 05

  I guarantee you haven't forgotten what it looked like.

• 39:06Speaker 02

  A hundred percent. I'll let, it's etched into my brain for all eternity. The way it was smiling at me.

• 39:13Speaker 01

  Woody, no.

• 39:17Speaker 02

  On the bottom, it just says, Andy, you've got a friend in me.

• 39:22Speaker 02

  Oh no, if it was a Woody.

• 39:24Speaker 05

  I finally got Connor.

• 39:25Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 39:27Speaker 03

  Do you have a shit eating grin?

• 39:30Speaker 02

  You have to wipe that lip, wipe that top lip.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  And they walked out of the room, Woody looking back in fear.

• 39:38Speaker 02

  He, uh, he actually asked, uh, if he should, if he should walk out. I'm like, bro, I kind of insist you don't do that. Please don't do that. Yeah, he had, he had his pants around his ankles. I'm like, bro, we're not, we're not doing this. I was like, let's just get the fuck out of here. Let's just get across. I don't want to be a part of this anymore. I want to go home.

• 39:54Speaker 01

  Now, so when you were doing like, uh, or I guess more, this is a Cody question.

• 40:01Speaker 01

  And you, it is, when you're getting new dispatchers, do you have ones that are just not cut out for the job? And then that's what I want to know from your side. When you get those is like, what the fuck is going on? Or?

• 40:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, well, there's, yeah, bad people in every profession. Poor, and it's not always because they're newest, because they just fucking suck. Like, they want to talk on the radio over you, or they want to interrupt you while you're in a foot chase, or just little things like that, that he probably doesn't do at all.

• 40:34Speaker 04

  That's really funny how you like, went out of the way to not give them the benefit of the doubt. And it's like, no, no, no, you'd think it's because they're new, but sometimes they're just horrible.

• 40:41Speaker 02

  I mean, that's a hundred percent true. Like, I'll sit in there, I'll train somebody, and I'm like, this is not gonna, this isn't gonna happen. And it's just true, just like you said, people who don't have a radio voice, people who don't have a radio demeanor, who just want to jibber jabber on the radio, who want to give 50 words when 20 words will do, or 10 words will do. It's a lot. And then, like you said, he's been involved in things like chases and stuff like that. Shut the hell up, hold the air, let me do work, we'll figure it out later.

• 41:02Speaker 03

  But there's also cops that do the same fucking thing.

• 41:04Speaker 02

  They do. They talk, I have a couple of those.

• 41:05Speaker 03

  You need to call out that you're actively fighting someone, but there's someone, well, and then I found the blue car behind, on Susan's house, it wasn't really, stole on the radio. No one can key up and talk, because some asshole is talking on it.

• 41:19Speaker 01

  You can't key when?

• 41:20Speaker 02

  No, it's one voice. Yeah.

• 41:23Speaker 03

  So no one talks over each other?

• 41:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I can, I can step on you, but it's not gonna do much.

• 41:26Speaker 03

  Yes, you're not, you're not really hearing anything. Has that affected you? What's like, one of the worst situations with you, or is it just like a talking over, or lack of comms? It's the same thing, just fighting or chasing, like in a foot chase or something. And I can't say where I'm at, I can't tell my friends where I'm at. So like, if I get shot, no one knows where I am.

• 41:45Speaker 04

  I feel like they should be able to have like, a bypass button. Where it's like, just like, like, like, there's the, the button you push, and then there's like, the red button next to it.

• 41:52Speaker 02

  The shut the fuck up button.

• 41:52Speaker 04

  If it's like, hey, I've just been shot.

• 41:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, we have a button, like an emergency button, that just wide opens the radio.

• 41:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:00Speaker 02

  That's it, we don't push the button.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  I still hear that tone on cop shows sometimes, and I like, wake up instantly.

• 42:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll, I'll walk through, like, wherever, the, the food store or something, and I'll hear a tone that just catches that right note, and it's like, oh, it's fine, it's fine, I'm not working.

• 42:14Speaker 01

  That's, yeah, that's the one, I'd be like, what the hell?

• 42:17Speaker 02

  And it's, it's scary, because at the, at the end of the day, it's, it's our responsibility to keep these guys safe. You know, our, our job is to make sure that our guys are coming home, so we're trying to get them all the resources that they need, and if y'all don't shut the fuck up, I can get my guys what they need. Yeah. That's tough. It's a tough place to be sometimes.

• 42:32Speaker 01

  Well, and that, that's where I'm wondering, because that seems very stressful, because you are taking that first round of information, and then passing it off to the guys on the ground, and you have to be like, hey, is this a dangerous area? Hey, what is going on? How many people? You're trying to give them a battle plan in two minutes.

• 42:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, we are a facilitator of information, so whatever I'm getting, they have to get. And the idea is, if I don't have all this information, I'm gonna send them, I'm gonna get them moving, in the right direction, while I'm gathering information, and I'm just gonna update them on the way, so that I'm not holding off on information, not holding off on our response time. By the time they get there, if they don't have all the information, that's dangerous. You know, this could be, this could be a guy with a gun situation, this could be, you know, a full blown hostage situation, who knows? But if I have, you know, Joe, Mike, and Steve show up at a house, and I'm like, yeah, this lady's saying, you know, she hears some noise downstairs, and that noise, you know, five minutes later, she tells me, oh, it's three guys, you know, kicking through my door, you know, that's, they need this information, you know, that's dangerous stuff.

• 43:27Speaker 01

  It's important.

• 43:28Speaker 02

  It's, it's, it's easy from, from my perch in my air conditioned office with my 50 inch TV, you know, I can just hang it out, but, you know, you gotta keep these guys safe. They're delicate, they're fragile little eggs, and they gotta take care of these guys, you know? They need to get help sometimes, pat the head, it's nice.

• 43:40Speaker 03

  There's that, uh, one lady got fired not too long ago, I think it was last year. Did you ever see that dispatcher get fired?

• 43:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, she walks in, I'm working. Doesn't sound like she's about to be working.

• 43:49Speaker 03

  Uh, people were calling 911, and she was picking up, and she was like, yeah, I don't feel like talking to you, and just hanging up. And she ended up doing it like, dozens of times.

• 43:57Speaker 01

  Wait, what?

• 43:58Speaker 03

  And somebody, someone finally got killed because of it, who called for help, and so she finally got arrested.

• 44:04Speaker 01

  How, how did that take any period of time to not fire them?

• 44:07Speaker 03

  She was just, she said, I just didn't feel like talking to them.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  I didn't feel like talking to them. Yeah. By the way, can't do that. On an update, you can't do that.

• 44:15Speaker 01

  That was, oh my god. That was, also, I feel like I'm being told if I call 911, I'm like, hello, there's a, yeah, I'm good. Click, I'm like, okay, maybe I dialed the wrong number. I would look, I'd be like, maybe I dialed something wrong? It is 911, right?

• 44:29Speaker 01

  Am I fucking crazy? You call back, I said, I'm not talking.

• 44:34Speaker 02

  My call, who am I calling?

• 44:36Speaker 01

  Google 911.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  It's like, I thought I was calling 911, turns out I was calling freaking Starbucks, they don't want to talk to me, what's going on here? Yeah, she got, she got fired, she got, one of the cops walked right up to her, and she's like, I'm working, he's like, well, no you're not. It's time to go. Yeah, it was nuts.

• 44:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's body camera of them finally getting here. I think she ended up only catching like, one charge or something, like, one that actually stuck.

• 44:57Speaker 04

  Considering you let someone fucking die.

• 44:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:59Speaker 04

  You said that she, like, somebody died because she didn't answer the phone?

• 45:03Speaker 03

  I can't remember if it was an elderly person, or, or like, a baby that was choking on, it was something really fucked up, and she just didn't send help. She's like,

• 45:10Speaker 02

  And the Googles.

• 45:11Speaker 01

  I know, adventure doesn't answer a phone.

• 45:15Speaker 02

  Oh, well, she answered. It wasn't a great combo afterwards.

• 45:21Speaker 04

  Not very talkative.

• 45:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, she wasn't, she wasn't really, she wasn't really her thing.

• 45:24Speaker 03

  Wasn't a people person.

• 45:25Speaker 02

  That wasn't a people person.

• 45:26Speaker 04

  That's, that's one of those things that drives me fucking crazy, about jobs like that, not necessarily jobs as dire, but like, even, if something as simple as like, oh, well, I work in a hotel lobby. If you fucking hate people, there's lots of jobs that don't require you to talk to people. You don't have to choose that one.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  You know, I get the insurance is good, I get, that's it, fucking, go do something else.

• 45:48Speaker 04

  Especially something that's life, life and death.

• 45:50Speaker 01

  Thousands of calls, she did this.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  Yes, I didn't realize it was thousands, but yeah, sure.

• 45:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, each one is thousands, thousands, thousands.

• 45:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:00Speaker 04

  What was the death?

• 46:02Speaker 01

  Uh, that's what I'm trying to.

• 46:03Speaker 02

  Guy shoved the GI Joe up his ass.

• 46:07Speaker 03

  No one will help me.

• 46:08Speaker 02

  And she, she was like,

• 46:14Speaker 01

  Krishonda?

• 46:15Speaker 02

  Can't say that, Brad, you can't say that.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  Oh, that sounds about right.

• 46:16Speaker 04

  Oh, no, that's, no, that's a hundred percent.

• 46:17Speaker 03

  That's fine, that's.

• 46:19Speaker 01

  That was in Houston?

• 46:20Speaker 02

  It was in Houston, yeah. Did I not, did I not mention that? It was in Houston.

• 46:23Speaker 01

  Get the, okay, I need to see if she actually died, because that, what pisses me off the most, it was a misdemeanor.

• 46:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, she, she didn't go to jail at all.

• 46:33Speaker 01

  She did 10 days in jail.

• 46:36Speaker 03

  Sorry, 10 days.

• 46:36Speaker 01

  No, but I mean, that's insane, if someone died, so.

• 46:40Speaker 02

  Punishment fits the crime.

• 46:41Speaker 01

  If someone died because of that, and you get 10 days, that is fucked. Well, I'm looking up this, Cody, uh.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  I get bit by a fucking thing, by a, by a fucking tick, I can't eat meat, but this girl gets 10 days? Bullshit. Bullshit.

• 46:58Speaker 01

  The officer shooting the, or not shooting, well, I guess there was a shooting. You just showed us the video the other day, and I was like, oh, we gotta talk about this. The lady that, uh, has a great mugshot right after.

• 47:12Speaker 02

  The lady in the parking lot?

• 47:12Speaker 03

  Oh, the one that got punched right in the fucking jaw? Have you seen that one?

• 47:17Speaker 01

  No. Cody, tell the story, because this is.

• 47:21Speaker 03

  It was, it was some type of, I don't know, what ended up in the fight, the video's just hilarious. You see it from the cops' POVs on top of this, this big fat black lady, and you hear a gunshot.

• 47:31Speaker 04

  The cop is on top?

• 47:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, the cop's on top, he's straddling.

• 47:33Speaker 02

  It's romantic.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  And, uh, you, you hear a shot go off, and then you see him grab his radio, and go, shots fired, shots fired, and rear back, and just punch her square in the eye. And you look at the other cop's body cam, who's watching this cop, and she reaches back, and I, I guess maybe he had just put his gun up, it wasn't fully in the holster or something, because she's able to pull the trigger. And so he gets her hand back, and she's still trying to grab at it, and he just fucking, boom, just sends it right into her eye.

• 48:02Speaker 02

  Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

• 48:03Speaker 04

  The, the woman on the ground had the gun?

• 48:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, she, she reached back and manipulated his holster, and fired a shot from it.

• 48:09Speaker 04

  Oh, I see.

• 48:10Speaker 02

  Oh, the shot came from his, his gun.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  From his gun, like, it didn't hit anything.

• 48:14Speaker 04

  I was misunderstanding for a second. Okay, so it was the cop's gun, she had reached back, fired the cop's gun in holster.

• 48:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, and so he, he just, bop.

• 48:21Speaker 04

  He does, how the fuck is he able to, how, how are you able to fire the weapon from the holster?

• 48:27Speaker 01

  We had that discussion yesterday, we were thinking, it was probably, hey, uh.

• 48:32Speaker 02

  Like, hoods, the hoods down, and like, it's already depressed, and it's on its way out?

• 48:35Speaker 01

  Well, we were thinking, uh, because she was fighting even on the ground, she's like, trying to argue a fight, so maybe they drew it, and then when he went to tackle, or they took her down, he put it in, but it seated all the way.

• 48:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, looking for it.

• 48:47Speaker 01

  Yeah. And just really quick, while he looks for that, uh, she was charged, one of the incidents that she was charged with, involved a convenience store robbery. Witness called 911 to report the robbery, Williams disconnected the call immediately, witness called back, she hung up again. By the third call, then it went through to a different operator, uh, to get a hold of the police.

• 49:10Speaker 02

  Sounds like it was an inconvenient story to me. So stupid.

• 49:14Speaker 04

  And, welcome to the podcast.

• 49:17Speaker 01

  Thou, so it was thousands of calls within two years.

• 49:21Speaker 02

  Oh, I mean, extrapolate that out, that's basically nothing.

• 49:24Speaker 04

  That's only, like, one potentially life or death situation.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  It's like, three times a day, you're just, I can't ignore.

• 49:30Speaker 02

  Fine, it's fine. They teach you that in dispatch school. Yeah, they're like, if you don't, if you don't listen, if you don't really want to talk to them, just, just hang up. They don't teach you that, by the way, that's not how it goes.

• 49:41Speaker 01

  10 days for that? Cody will find this, so.

• 49:45Speaker 04

  That's that, sorry, what's that?

• 49:47Speaker 03

  Go, go.

• 49:47Speaker 04

  That's that one, and this gets taken out of context quite a lot, but the Supreme Court ruling, where it's like, the, uh, was it, police have no duty to protect your life? I forget the exact ruling on it.

• 49:58Speaker 02

  They don't, they're not, they're not required to like, you know, run into a firefight to pull you out of it, that type of stuff.

• 50:02Speaker 04

  Right, yeah, and then like, the actual details of that case get, like, by the anti-cop crowd, it gets taken out of context quite a lot, but like, that's one of those scenarios where I think this might apply, um, which is why, like, she's not being, I guess, held liable to the extent I think maybe she should be.

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• 51:55Speaker 03

  Wild to just, if your one job is to do that and then you're actively like just hanging up on people for everything.

• 52:01Speaker 02

  Imagine that.

• 52:02Speaker 04

  That's like criminal negligence.

• 52:03Speaker 02

  At the very least.

• 52:04Speaker 04

  At this one point, it might be like.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  Dereliction of duty, abandonment of duty. It's, there's a whole bunch of stuff that I could just rattle off that would, just being a ship bird. Like, can we just go with ship bird?

• 52:14Speaker 04

  God, it's fucking insane. Any luck?

• 52:16Speaker 03

  No, I can't find it now.

• 52:18Speaker 02

  He made it up.

• 52:19Speaker 01

  It is both, both perspectives, but he, watch his face.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  Just cuss back and send it.

• 52:27Speaker 03

  I want to find it from his point of view first. Okay, of course it's fucking shoplifting. She ends up trying to fight people over shoplifting.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  Always shoplifting.

• 52:34Speaker 01

  I know.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  She tries to end up trying to grab an officer's gun over shoplifting.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 52:41Speaker 04

  Oh, come on.

• 52:43Speaker 03

  Okay, you're not me. I don't want to hear it.

• 52:50Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 52:53Speaker 04

  Oh, she knows she fucked up.

• 52:55Speaker 02

  She done fucked up.

• 52:57Speaker 04

  Oh my God.

• 52:59Speaker 01

  Good God. Dude, just wait.

• 53:03Speaker 04

  I was.

• 53:09Speaker 01

  Now, in this perspective, the delay.

• 53:12Speaker 04

  Where's the, I want to see what kind of gun.

• 53:22Speaker 03

  They have taken the time to call it out and then.

• 53:26Speaker 04

  Oh, see, that's, that's.

• 53:27Speaker 01

  Probably why he's in trouble.

• 53:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, he, he thought about it. I was like, I'm not gonna, you know what? Fuck it.

• 53:32Speaker 01

  I just, this, he did this and then thought about it for a second and then.

• 53:37Speaker 04

  That was a decision.

• 53:39Speaker 02

  Choices, choices made.

• 53:41Speaker 04

  I, I just love how like everybody in the tussle stops for a minute after that gun goes off. Everybody just goes.

• 53:47Speaker 01

  Show the, uh,

• 53:50Speaker 01

  uh, the mugshot.

• 53:52Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 53:53Speaker 02

  Oh no. This is some crazy shit.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  Oh no. Oh no, that's a bad day. You had a bad day.

• 54:06Speaker 04

  She had a bad day.

• 54:07Speaker 02

  A bad day.

• 54:08Speaker 04

  Maybe don't steal and try to fist fight a cop, grab his gun.

• 54:11Speaker 02

  You know, in hindsight, I could see why that'd be an issue, you know?

• 54:15Speaker 04

  You know what? Knowing's half the battle. G I Joe.

• 54:19Speaker 02

  Brought it back, baby.

• 54:20Speaker 01

  Hey, my man, you know G I Joe, Brandon.

• 54:26Speaker 04

  Knowing's half the battle. The other part is.

• 54:28Speaker 02

  It could, it could be worse. It could have been the more you know star.

• 54:31Speaker 01

  Dude, that one is one of those wild ones. Oh, uh, you gotta go to, just filmed a whole bunch of stuff, guns and.

• 54:38Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, up in, uh, all that. Up in drive tanks. It's a good video that is gonna be coming out tomorrow. Not at, at the time of recording, it's already be out, but got the G36K. So the, uh.

• 54:48Speaker 01

  Like a real?

• 54:49Speaker 04

  Oh yeah. No, I've got a real HK G36K. I've got a Tommy built G36C, but an HK like factory full auto G36K.

• 54:58Speaker 01

  The K's are the 16 inches or 10?

• 55:00Speaker 04

  Uh, it's, it's, it's longer than the C. I don't remember. I think it's 16, uh, but I'm not sure.

• 55:06Speaker 01

  I still love, like, one of my favorite firearms. They're super, I haven't shot one in a long time, but I always thought they were fantastic firearms, like super comfortable.

• 55:14Speaker 02

  Agent K in general just makes amazing guns.

• 55:17Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, there's, there's not, maybe there, maybe a missing one. I don't think there's anything from HK I hate. Yeah. Like there's nothing from HK that I can think of off the top of my head that I'm just like, man, that sucks.

• 55:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:27Speaker 04

  It's usually, it's usually good stuff. It's like, it goes anywhere from mediocre to god tier.

• 55:31Speaker 01

  A little expensive at times?

• 55:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, for sure.

• 55:34Speaker 04

  Yeah. But no, the, the G36 is fucking cool. And then we did, uh, some slow mo with the, uh, the G3 and the, um, the MG0815. I can't wait to make that video.

• 55:46Speaker 04

  MG0815 is like the Maxim gun. Fen or Chase or Darnell, pull that shit up.

• 55:52Speaker 04

  It's like a Maxim gun, but they basically, Germany retrofitted it, uh, to make it like an assaulting weapon.

• 55:57Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 55:58Speaker 04

  So it's like a, uh, an original belt fed, got a lot of use in World War I.

• 56:01Speaker 01

  Is it a machine gun?

• 56:02Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah. It's like a belt fed machine gun.

• 56:05Speaker 01

  Oh, that one in your office with the little two, that one?

• 56:09Speaker 04

  No, that's an MG15.

• 56:10Speaker 01

  Okay, MG08.

• 56:12Speaker 04

  MG08.

• 56:13Speaker 01

  Oh, MG08.

• 56:15Speaker 04

  08 slash 15.

• 56:17Speaker 01

  There we go. There we go. That, what the?

• 56:21Speaker 02

  That is crazy looking.

• 56:22Speaker 04

  So it's basically a Maxim that was built into a light machine gun.

• 56:26Speaker 02

  What?

• 56:26Speaker 04

  Uh, one of the very first cases of such. So it's a design from like the 1880s, uh, that got retrofitted into becoming the precursor to things like the 240 Bravo.

• 56:35Speaker 02

  Nice, man. This is what your, your fourth or fifth gun that you own it? One of them.

• 56:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  Is it, what's?

• 56:41Speaker 02

  Fits in your four gun safe.

• 56:43Speaker 04

  So that thing on the side, you don't crank it. So that, that's like a lever that just slides back and forth. So that's what you use to charge the gun. And it, but it, uh, it reciprocates while it's fired, which is really cool.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  Oh, that's dope.

• 56:56Speaker 04

  We got that in slow mo too. So we got that, the AC556, which is the gun that we're doing for the giveaway for the campaign. So the, the machine gun that we're doing for the campaign giveaway. So we, we did a full video on that. And the cool part about that gun is the 18 gun, like the little mini 14.

• 57:12Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 57:13Speaker 04

  Uh, but it was also the, uh, the gun that was used in the Gary Fadden shooting, which was the legal self-defense shooting. I just did a video on it, like a full video breakdown. The only one I know of, I've been told that, I'm being told that there might be more. Uh, this is the only one I know of, where a legal transferable machine gun was used in a justified self-defense shooting.

• 57:33Speaker 02

  Sick. That's crazy.

• 57:35Speaker 04

  So this guy, uh, smoked a biker. Uh, two bikers were chasing him and like firing guns at him and shit.

• 57:40Speaker 02

  What the fuck? It's like the Wild West.

• 57:42Speaker 04

  It was like a 17 mile chase in Virginia. But it turns out that actually that shooting did take place on the HK headquarters. Cause he worked for HK. That's why he had the gun, I think. But yeah.

• 57:53Speaker 02

  And they chased him 17 miles?

• 57:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was something like that. It was, it was a long chase and that like, when the cops finally got to him, they were like, oh, well, you know, they tried to play it all like, oh, well, I can't believe this guy shot at us. And then, or shot my buddy. And then they look through the car that was giving chase. The guy was running stoplights trying to get away.

• 58:11Speaker 02

  Just freaking casings everywhere.

• 58:13Speaker 04

  Casings and they had a 357, uh, 357 Magnum revolver that had three fired shells in the cylinder. Like.

• 58:21Speaker 02

  Still smoking.

• 58:22Speaker 04

  It was, it was in a bag of ammunition, like on the seat with a 22 pistol, I think it was. It was like, it was very obvious that they were chasing him and shooting him.

• 58:30Speaker 02

  Some mortar rounds and shit in the car.

• 58:32Speaker 01

  That's the scariest part with that or anything. You'd be like, fuck, can I have my gun back? Please, after you clear that it is.

• 58:38Speaker 04

  They did.

• 58:39Speaker 01

  Oh, they actually did.

• 58:40Speaker 04

  They, so, oh, it's one of my favorite parts of the fucking story. So after this long drawn out, like legal battle and everything, cause if you look at the details of the case, it could not be more clear that this was legal self-defense.

• 58:50Speaker 01

  People might not know this. They will take your firearm, correct? For if any defense shooting, self-defense shooting, blah, blah, blah. They take it.

• 58:58Speaker 04

  Not every time, but very, very likely, especially if someone's killed.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:03Speaker 04

  But yeah, they did. They did confiscate it during the course of the trial. And because it was a mean, a machine gun, it became like very high profile. Obviously the media was all over it. Like, can you believe this guy? A machine gun? Meanwhile, like, it was a guy and his fiancee trying to run away from bikers that were like, or well, they were bikers, but they ended up getting like a Chevy truck, I think, and giving chase for, for like some road rage thing. Uh, shooting guns at him the whole time. He ended up pulling out and he's like, I want to say he's like 6'4", 6'5", like he was a big guy. Gets out with this machine gun, like his, uh, you know, mini 14, full auto. And he tells him basically fucking stop right there. Please stop or I'll shoot. And they said, go fuck yourself or we're gonna kill you.

• 59:44Speaker 02

  Imagine dumping rounds at somebody and then you get out of the car and you have the wherewithal to be like, stop or I'll shoot. Ah.

• 59:49Speaker 04

  But he, well, he fired off a burst in the air first, like six or nine rounds or something like that.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  That would cause.

• 59:54Speaker 04

  And then leveled it and said, stop or I'll fucking shoot. They went after him. He slotted the one guy, was going to start engaging the next guy who tried to hit him with a truck in the meantime. After his buddies just got clapped, right? Tried to hit him with a truck and then police showed up.

• 1:00:11Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:00:12Speaker 04

  And then that's.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  So police showed up right before all this, right before he could have got shot, this guy.

• 1:00:16Speaker 04

  So then, uh, to your point about the gun being confiscated, they did take the gun through the, the whole court proceedings. The prosecution was just fucking dog shit. Like they just, they fucked the whole, whole case up, which, you know, thank God.

• 1:00:30Speaker 04

  Gary, I think had a really good attorney, uh, Gary Fadden, the, the guy who was the, you know, machine gun owner.

• 1:00:37Speaker 04

  After he was declared innocent, um, they gave the gun back eventually. And so there was apparently a friend of his who stood by him through the whole trial. Like even through all the media bullshit, all the legal shit being thrown his way, stood by his body the entire time. When Gary got the gun back, he gave it to that friend. As a transferable machine gun, he gave it to his friend with a brass plaque in the stock that said, because you understand.

• 1:01:04Speaker 01

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  What a story.

• 1:01:05Speaker 04

  It's fucking cool. Like the whole thing's very neat.

• 1:01:07Speaker 01

  Kick ass gift, by the way. That's cool shit.

• 1:01:10Speaker 04

  Especially since they sell for about 20 grand nowadays.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  And then on the, uh, on the dust cover, it said, you're fucked.

• 1:01:14Speaker 04

  No, that was a different case. That I don't think he got that gun back.

• 1:01:20Speaker 01

  I dude, it's still wild to me like to see him shoot. It's like a burst and it's still like, oh, I'm going to know we're gonna kill you. It's like a Peaky Blinders. It's like, oh, we're playing with guns. Let's play with real guns. And then he has, I don't even remember what machine gun that was on the.

• 1:01:37Speaker 04

  The big boys?

• 1:01:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:38Speaker 04

  Lewis.

• 1:01:39Speaker 01

  That was a little. Yes, they had like nineteen Lewis's or twenty Lewis's.

• 1:01:42Speaker 04

  Cause they stole them from like the BSA or something like that.

• 1:01:45Speaker 01

  Yeah. And they're like, oh shit. Okay.

• 1:01:47Speaker 04

  Those things are fucking fun too. The Lewis guns.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Allegedly.

• 1:01:51Speaker 04

  Oh, no, I have one.

• 1:01:53Speaker 01

  Which one would it like, if you had your, right now, as Brandon is, what is one of your dream guns? Cause you have a majority. I know you like AKs, all that, but is there anything now where you're like?

• 1:02:03Speaker 04

  Like a gun I don't have?

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, where you're like, man, I could really do, I would love that one. That would complete the collection.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  Definitely a Kel-Tec, hundred percent.

• 1:02:12Speaker 04

  I have plenty of those too. I um.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  High points, a couple of high points.

• 1:02:16Speaker 04

  There's two that come to mind. Um, at least off the top of my head. There's all sorts of stuff like I'd love to have like a pack forty or something like that, but uh, like artillery pieces.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 1:02:25Speaker 04

  Um, but one of the two that come to mind is one, a minigun, just for obvious reasons. I just, I've never been able to make it make financial sense.

• 1:02:32Speaker 02

  Because minigun?

• 1:02:33Speaker 04

  You're looking like a hundred and twenty grand starting.

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:02:36Speaker 04

  Uh, and I just, especially with the YouTube rules on full auto like.

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  And that's without shooting it.

• 1:02:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:43Speaker 02

  I made a, I made a beautiful from two, from a couple of years ago, beautiful range day videos. A blast. Got to hang out with all you guys. And then I made this nice video and immediately YouTube was like, absolutely fucking literally not. What the hell is this? Welcome to my life.

• 1:02:58Speaker 04

  But the, the other one is the Orlikan. So the Orlikan is a full auto twenty millimeter, uh, open bolt. It was like a naval gun essentially. Uh, but it's like twenty millimeter, but it's so fucking cool because the way it fed, I think it was like big ass drum magazines essentially.

• 1:03:15Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  But it is an open bolt, uh, like direct, uh, what would you, what would you call that? I'm trying to remember. I'm blanking on it now. It's kind of like the Sten or the grease gun.

• 1:03:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:03:27Speaker 04

  Uh, where it's direct blowback. Thank you. Sorry. I, uh, so direct blowback. So it uses the weight of the bolt. There's no lockup.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 1:03:36Speaker 04

  It's actually sketchier than that though. Editor, pull up, pull up that picture. Cause it's fucking, it's crazy looking.

• 1:03:42Speaker 01

  Is it a machine gun? Maybe I'm struggling.

• 1:03:44Speaker 04

  It's a, it's a full auto. Yeah. It's an Orlikan twenty millimeter cannon.

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  What's, what's his dick was shooting one in, uh?

• 1:03:49Speaker 01

  Oh, man. Okay.

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  In Pearl Harbor. Keep it good and junior.

• 1:03:52Speaker 04

  Probably could have been that.

• 1:03:53Speaker 02

  It's right before he got his leg blown off. Wrong movie.

• 1:03:55Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, dude. Fuck yeah. I just, yes.

• 1:03:58Speaker 04

  Here's what's scary about those guns. And I've seen this go bad for people and like videos and stories and things. Here's why that's crazy. In order to make it so that they don't need like a two hundred pound bolt going forward to be able to contain the back pressure. They've got like a big ass like car axle spring essentially, uh, behind it, but they're, they're, um, you'd still need a super heavy bolt or else the round would explode in the chamber. So they have a, a operating system known as, uh, I think advanced ignition blowback.

• 1:04:29Speaker 04

  Any, any guesses as to what that means?

• 1:04:30Speaker 01

  Advanced ignition blowback. It, it, it almost sounds like it's, it's not even closing. Yeah, like the pin striking without your control or there is, it's not even in chamber yet.

• 1:04:43Speaker 02

  Correct. That's what it's, that's what it sounds like.

• 1:04:44Speaker 04

  So they start setting the round off before it's fully chambered. So they use the blowback of like basically the rearward force to slow the bolt before it's fully seated. And then it blows back.

• 1:04:56Speaker 01

  So what's terrifying about this with, if you don't know, Brandon, what happens usually if you have a non-closed bolt while you're firing a gun?

• 1:05:04Speaker 04

  It's called a, it's called an out of battery detonation. They explode, especially when you're talking about a super small caliber, like twenty millimeter.

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  Yes, exactly. Firing soda cans at somebody.

• 1:05:15Speaker 04

  It's still so cool. I want one so badly. They, I mean, we used them all through World War Two. Like they, they clearly worked. It's just sketchy as shit.

• 1:05:23Speaker 01

  Designing that or having that in mind as a solution is wild to me because.

• 1:05:28Speaker 04

  Imagine being the pitch meeting.

• 1:05:29Speaker 01

  Dude, yeah.

• 1:05:30Speaker 02

  Okay, listen, hear me out. This is gonna work.

• 1:05:33Speaker 01

  Cause I've seen one open, like a, what was it called? When it's out of battery, uh, and it peppered the dude's arm that I seen it happen with it. And that was on a two, two, like a three oh eight, maybe.

• 1:05:45Speaker 04

  Now look at what happened with Scott, right? That was a fifty cal. All right. Now imagine that happening with a twenty mil.

• 1:05:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:50Speaker 04

  And I think it did happen at one point to like Knob Creek, like the big machine gun shoot, like a few years ago, somebody had a, an out of battery with an Orlikan. Uh, cause especially if you're not using like military ammo, like a lot of people are using reloads, which are usually safe, but sometimes shit happens.

• 1:06:04Speaker 01

  So that would be your.

• 1:06:07Speaker 04

  Orlikan minigun. There's probably a couple of things I'm not thinking of, but I got some unicorns lately. I can't wait to pull those out.

• 1:06:13Speaker 01

  That's why I like, it's, I finally got my unicorns and I'm like, oh, okay.

• 1:06:18Speaker 04

  Have you talked about your newest acquisition?

• 1:06:20Speaker 01

  Which one?

• 1:06:21Speaker 04

  The Famas?

• 1:06:22Speaker 01

  A briefly, no, yeah, I guess not really too much about it. Cause I got the final MGS collection that I've been waiting for, for years. And to find a Famas was.

• 1:06:36Speaker 01

  The, then very happy. It was the last piece of the collection and.

• 1:06:40Speaker 04

  You got a good deal on it too.

• 1:06:41Speaker 01

  I, yeah. And then chat, uh, serial number forty-four. And then just being able to say, oh, I got a Famas, but watching everyone's reaction too. Cause gun people that know it, like when we were at Mission Ridge, everyone, like they would be checking out. They'd be like, holy fuck, is that a real Famas? And then the crew started walking up. Everyone started looking at, they're like, what the?

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  The perfect jean and use code unsubscribe fifteen. Whoa, but it's, and then we gotta shoot it, have a good time. Um, pass it out like, I was just like, oh, that was pretty much a WA two thousand, but I, I mean, those are just not.

• 1:08:52Speaker 04

  Way too high.

• 1:08:53Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, I'm over here like, hey, man, we just passed the, the third circuit just, uh, had a case where we very well might not have to only have ten round mags. This is awesome. You guys are like, I just got a howitzer.

• 1:09:05Speaker 04

  The third circuit did just shoot down your assault weapons.

• 1:09:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, man, I'm, I'm, I'm loving this. I might have to go out to the lake and, uh, you know, find some, uh, some stuff underwater there.

• 1:09:14Speaker 04

  I, I love, I love the, the thought that you didn't just lose it in a boating accident. You actually have like crab traps that are underwater, full of all your shit to pull up.

• 1:09:23Speaker 02

  Listen, I'm, I'm not.

• 1:09:24Speaker 01

  He's just floating, marking it.

• 1:09:25Speaker 02

  It's like all of a sudden the entire state of New Jersey is buying scuba gear.

• 1:09:29Speaker 01

  Well, the, it was awesome seeing, who was it that measured? Was it Josh? Uh, with your team?

• 1:09:37Speaker 04

  It was Zach.

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  Zach, just the level of autism is what I love to see on gun builders. That's what you want with a gun builder. Sorry, like.

• 1:09:45Speaker 04

  Thousand percent.

• 1:09:46Speaker 01

  Thousand percent. I'd rather.

• 1:09:47Speaker 04

  Well, cause we were.

• 1:09:48Speaker 01

  See that.

• 1:09:49Speaker 04

  We were recreating our own Famas receivers. Um, just to like, just to try to rebuild the one that, the one kit that we had or like one of the couple of kits that we had. And so we're like running the CNC, trying to figure this out. And we had one that worked and it worked pretty well because we had stubs. So we have all the measurements on it, but like, they're torch cut aluminum. So it's like some of the cuts in between. It's like, you're kind of guesstimating how wide that gap would be. And, uh, the Famas was having a few issues because it was too long, like the gap in the magwell was just like a futile too long. And so Zach then corrected the receiver, but then yours came in. And so he's like, oh, can I, can I take some calipers and double check this? Motherfucker nailed it.

• 1:10:31Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  Just nailed it. All he's like, the only thing I learned here is that I fucking rocked it.

• 1:10:38Speaker 01

  It was awesome to see that.

• 1:10:39Speaker 02

  Game recognized game.

• 1:10:41Speaker 01

  There we go. What about you, Cody? Gun, you gotta have like.

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  Oh, something I want?

• 1:10:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:47Speaker 03

  I mean, we share custody sometimes of the MP seven. So that's.

• 1:10:51Speaker 01

  And John.

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  That was always, yeah.

• 1:10:53Speaker 01

  It's the two things you trade. You hand him the MP seven, he hands you John. True.

• 1:10:57Speaker 02

  I don't like that. That sounds weird.

• 1:11:01Speaker 01

  So both of you say.

• 1:11:02Speaker 02

  For the record, uh, John is my godson.

• 1:11:05Speaker 03

  This is true.

• 1:11:06Speaker 02

  Now, the, I was gonna say, you're gonna get, uh, like every once in a while, he swings by and just gets conjugal visits with the MP seven.

• 1:11:12Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  Just pats.

• 1:11:15Speaker 03

  I don't shove it in my ass.

• 1:11:17Speaker 01

  Sideways.

• 1:11:19Speaker 02

  Listen, man, you don't, you, you don't know. It's, you haven't been to that graduation party yet. You never know.

• 1:11:24Speaker 01

  Why is the mag sticking out?

• 1:11:25Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, I'm over here like my freaking dream guns, like a, a regular stock AR fifteen with a collapsible stock. Fucking great. I'm like, I can't believe it. Yeah, right?

• 1:11:34Speaker 03

  Jersey.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Anything with a suppressor. Anything.

• 1:11:37Speaker 01

  Just what? We have nothing.

• 1:11:38Speaker 02

  A lot of my friends up in Jersey, a couple of the friends that I know were just like, oh, cool. Thanks. Thanks to the, uh, to the third circuit. I don't have to worry about getting arrested with the guns I never sold. Exactly. A hundred percent. Not that I would, it's not possible. We sold them all. They're all gone. All of them. Mag's are gone too, or pinned. Of course.

• 1:11:57Speaker 01

  Outside of that, Cody, any other where you're like?

• 1:12:00Speaker 03

  Ah, man, not really. I mean, we're friends with Brandon. So anytime I want to shoot something, I just go over to his house and take it off the shelf.

• 1:12:06Speaker 02

  I would like to see the baby.

• 1:12:08Speaker 01

  That's why I swear to God, it's probably why it's the easiest thing of not shooting any of my guns because I'm like, I could shoot it, but.

• 1:12:16Speaker 02

  Brandon has three of them, so.

• 1:12:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, I can keep it in museum quality where I'm like, dude, it doesn't get touched.

• 1:12:22Speaker 02

  I can shoot the Famas, but Brandon's got 11 of them. So why not?

• 1:12:25Speaker 01

  I shoot the Famas. You shot the fuck out of that Famas.

• 1:12:27Speaker 02

  Oh, did you really?

• 1:12:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. Cause I mean, it already was shot.

• 1:12:31Speaker 02

  I've, I've only shot mine. But that was like with the repro receiver and everything like that. And that's where we were having like a couple of jamming issues. I've never shot like a quote unquote real, like fully original Famas.

• 1:12:41Speaker 01

  We'll go take it to the fucking thing and dump some rounds. I know. Terrible. I was asking the gun guys or the, the range cadre when we were at mission. They, I was like, you want to shoot it?

• 1:12:52Speaker 02

  Casually pulling out the word cadre.

• 1:12:54Speaker 01

  Isn't that what they're called? I'm retarded. I was like, maybe I used the wrong.

• 1:13:00Speaker 02

  No. Just you, you pulling out one of those words where I think like, oh, you're using chat GPT on this essay.

• 1:13:06Speaker 01

  Military, you had to call him that. But, uh, just point, they'd be looking like, oh, you can shoot it. And they're like, are you sure? I'm like, well, yeah, it's fucking gun. Have fun. Okay. Immediately just go dump now, dump a round or two. I'm like, yeah, yes. It shoots. Chef's kiss. Chef's kiss. And then you just, no fuck.

• 1:13:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, man. I'm not like, like a nice bar or something cool, you know, something fun that I can send down range for a couple of hours. Just. I can't have them, you know? That's why I'd listen. I'd, best case scenario is we get a couple of laws that kind of favor us in a little bit and I'll start being able to pick up some cool shit, but. That Supreme Court thing might, uh. It might help. Yeah. It might help. We're expecting a ruling by like, ideally like fall. That'd be great. And if, if the Supreme Court makes the right decision, which I'm really like, I think they will. This might be the right court to do it. Yes. Yeah. So. I'm super active in a lot of. Double up on watches. Oh, they gave it away.

• 1:13:57Speaker 01

  Yeah. Have you been gaining one watch like every couple of minutes?

• 1:14:00Speaker 02

  I, I just, sorry, that just struck me.

• 1:14:03Speaker 02

  Yeah. So listen, we, we. Now I have to tell about it.

• 1:14:10Speaker 02

  I, I'm embarrassed. It took me this long to notice. How are you doing that? Listen, it's not easy, bro. That's not easy, bro. I only told Eli about it.

• 1:14:18Speaker 01

  It was for the watch guy.

• 1:14:21Speaker 01

  Cause he's like, yeah, I know his watch. Wait, what the fuck? I swear.

• 1:14:24Speaker 02

  There you go. The pepper box watch guy. I've been trying to throw him off every now and again. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:28Speaker 01

  That's why he was.

• 1:14:29Speaker 02

  So I was trying to do it too. So I got fucking watches for days today, just so he has something to look at.

• 1:14:33Speaker 01

  You got the Pepsi, the G-Shock.

• 1:14:34Speaker 02

  We got the Pepsi, G-Shock. We got an Oyster Perpetual.

• 1:14:37Speaker 01

  Oh, no shit.

• 1:14:38Speaker 02

  And, uh, we got a BB fifty eight. But actually all these watches kind of meet something. So when, when Avery was born, when my little girl was born, uh, when I was growing up. I was like, yeah, you play with it, baby. Touch it, smell it. Don't put it in your butt. Or if you want, you know?

• 1:14:51Speaker 01

  I'm sorry.

• 1:14:55Speaker 02

  But when I was, uh, when I was growing, listen, growing up, I knew nothing about watches. We were in a family that, that. Were able to afford watches like that. Um, and growing up, the only watch that I knew, like when I think the word watch, I would think the, the Pepsi from Rolex. Cause it's, it's just distinctive. It's red and blue. It's just, it has that distinctive look to it. And I, I said to myself, once I started learning about watches, I'm like, one day, you know? When something cool happens, if I'm able to afford it, the first watch I'm gonna buy that's substantial is gonna be my, my Rolex Pepsi. It turned out to actually be, this guy was my, my Oyster. So that was the first one that I picked up. But when my little girl was born, I, I said, this is gonna be, this is gonna be the watch that I hand down to her. So this, so I ended up picking this up. And actually the bezel.

• 1:15:35Speaker 02

  Is, is set to the time she was born. So I was wearing this in the hospital when, uh, when she was born and I was slowly ticking it and ticking it and completely not paying attention to Steph. She's, she's busy. So I was just taking this away. And finally, you know, when, when our little girl showed up, that was it. And then the BB fifty eight. Uh, so my Blackberry, my Blackberry, I picked this up when the YouTube, uh, hit a hundred K. So that was all, all the watches that I own, I, I, I feel like they, they don't just tell time, they mark it for me. And every time I, you know, every time I look at the watches, I can remember something, something cool. You know, this is when I finally was able to literally afford to buy anything cool. Um, and then when Avery was born and then when the YouTube hit, and this is actually marked to when the, uh, the YouTube hit a hundred K.

• 1:16:20Speaker 07

  That's adorable. Cause all day yesterday I was staring at the bezel on your Pepsi annoying.

• 1:16:24Speaker 02

  Did it drive you crazy?

• 1:16:27Speaker 02

  So let me tell you, I'll, I'll tell you a fun.

• 1:16:28Speaker 01

  I had the same experience. I'm like, oh, cause I'm like, I, I have to have it centered all the time. You're like, I got you.

• 1:16:35Speaker 02

  I'll tell you a funny story. So when I was, well, I was when, when you guys came up to Jersey and the, the next day, Ethan, uh, habitual line crosser and I and Steph and. And his wife, we're all hanging out and having a great time. We went to the mall. We're just chilling, you know, doing what Jersey boys do, you know, going to the mall, hanging out, having an ice cream cone and, uh.

• 1:16:54Speaker 02

  Exactly. A hundred percent. Well, I'm surprised we didn't get stabbed in that alley freaking out. But anyway, but yeah, no, I took my, I took my watch off. He's like, oh, this is really nice, you know? I actually sent Eli a message. I sent him a text. I was like, you need to fucking talk me down, bro. I sent him a picture of his Panerai that I really liked. I'm like, you need to talk me off the ledge, man. But, uh, yeah, Ethan, he's like, oh, I love this watch.

• 1:17:14Speaker 02

  I was like.

• 1:17:16Speaker 02

  Steph, Steph was like, oh my God. I'm like, it doesn't matter. It's just things. You know, at the end of the day, it's just things.

• 1:17:20Speaker 01

  I'll reset.

• 1:17:21Speaker 02

  I always said, he's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Like it goes back. It's fine.

• 1:17:24Speaker 01

  That was habitual line crosser, right?

• 1:17:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. HLC did that.

• 1:17:29Speaker 02

  I was like, I just, I just dropped. I'm like, you'll never go back to the exact same place again.

• 1:17:33Speaker 01

  Making sure it was the habitual line crosser that it never moved to that point, right? You marked it and he's like, Ethan.

• 1:17:42Speaker 07

  We talk to each other by twisting the bezels on each other's watch. We all do each other at the airport. We'll like crank the bezel just to piss each other off.

• 1:17:49Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  And like, none of these are like, none of these are like brandy new. Like I got these off of like watch finder, you know? I'm, I'm not, I'm not sitting in a, in a Rolex boutique where I'm gonna.

• 1:17:58Speaker 01

  You can't even get them there.

• 1:17:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's true. But like, you know, you go in, you go in, you put your name down. Like I don't, I, I don't have Rolex patience, you know?

• 1:18:06Speaker 01

  Which is wild to have any brick and mortar when the brick and mortar cannot get used to purchase said watch.

• 1:18:12Speaker 02

  It's wild.

• 1:18:13Speaker 07

  They make you feel stupid too. They're like, oh, you want to spend thirty grand with me? Who the fuck do you think you are?

• 1:18:18Speaker 01

  Oh, first off, get out of our store. Of course we don't carry watches. What purpose?

• 1:18:24Speaker 02

  What kind of store carries watches?

• 1:18:26Speaker 01

  It's like going to HEB and you can't buy food.

• 1:18:30Speaker 01

  Have to wait for it to get delivered.

• 1:18:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. And, and you also don't ever know when it's gonna be delivered. They don't give you a date. They're like, if it's available one day, you might get it. Well, when's, is there a timeframe? Could be a year, could be next week. And it's like, oh, fuck. Okay. Well, here's my forty grand, I guess.

• 1:18:47Speaker 01

  Dude, I'm so pissed. Uh, I just seen one of the Ferraris when it came out. It was twenty twenty. I showed everyone pictures. This is the SP three. It's like this. Weird seventies style Le Mans back. Beautiful. But I was like, oh man, they're going for, oh, one point five million. I still, I was like, I guarantee that one's going to shoot up in price. Two years. In two years, one point five million. Guess how much it just sold for?

• 1:19:12Speaker 07

  Seven point six.

• 1:19:15Speaker 01

  Ten point five million.

• 1:19:17Speaker 02

  I was gonna be like twenty five mil.

• 1:19:19Speaker 01

  I was like.

• 1:19:22Speaker 01

  Also.

• 1:19:24Speaker 01

  With these, one little cool thing is, uh. That, the invisible Rolex in the glass.

• 1:19:31Speaker 02

  Fun fact. So if you look, so.

• 1:19:32Speaker 01

  The only thing you can see on this one. You know about that? So with it, we'll see if you can punch in, you're going to have, it looks like clear glass. You can actually come close because the camera's gonna see it. So.

• 1:19:45Speaker 02

  There's an, at the laser etched crown.

• 1:19:47Speaker 01

  Nothing.

• 1:19:50Speaker 01

  Right down there. There's a laser etched crown right by my finger. You have to adjust the light for your own. It's like literally.

• 1:19:58Speaker 02

  Isn't that like one of the checks for like a fake? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. So fun fact about some of these watches though. So this particular one, so this is a, this is a K series. Is that, is that a real Casio G-Shock, bro? Yo, you want to trade?

• 1:20:12Speaker 02

  I got a door of the explorer. It's a limited edition.

• 1:20:14Speaker 07

  It's the, uh, I believe the, uh, illuminators. If you push this button here, it lights up.

• 1:20:21Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 1:20:21Speaker 07

  Battery's been running for like seven years. I marked it, uh, the birth of my first child as well.

• 1:20:28Speaker 01

  It's a beautiful watch. I hate that my Casio is the, the only watch I can go to my house right now that is still perfectly on time.

• 1:20:36Speaker 02

  And I have, I have that watch. Do you have one of those like rotating things, like the, the watch, uh, safes or whatever?

• 1:20:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:20:44Speaker 02

  I do. Yeah. I do. Does it work for you?

• 1:20:46Speaker 01

  Still with a watch unless you have, and again, this is like the, if you have a, uh, tour beyond you, it might shift throughout the year, like ten seconds. But all watches have a varying degree of like up to a minute or two minutes per month.

• 1:21:01Speaker 02

  Yeah. Like this one's MTA certified. So this one, I think this one's like. Last forever and hyper accurate. Um, fun thing about this one. So this is a K series. Um, this one was actually, this I think was made in like two thousand one to two thousand five. This doesn't have that etch. This is pre, this is pre etch.

• 1:21:19Speaker 01

  I love watches. Cody got me into this tism. So I blame him.

• 1:21:23Speaker 02

  So there was, I, I was in a business meeting the other day with a guy who just like casually is wearing, I think it was, I was an IWC Turbion. And I like, I looked it up just out of curiosity. I'm like, first of all, like immediately recognized it as a Turbion. I'm like.

• 1:21:38Speaker 02

  Casually Google it. I'm like, that's a quarter million dollar watch. Like, good God, brother. I'm like, I've, I've never asked another man, like, can I see that watch? But for fuck's sake, I gotta check, I gotta check it out.

• 1:21:50Speaker 01

  As one of the few times when you, yeah, I'd be like, hey, just.

• 1:21:55Speaker 01

  Can I just hold it real quick?

• 1:21:56Speaker 02

  Can I just, can I smell it?

• 1:21:58Speaker 04

  I will tell you still some of the most reliable watches I've ever had in my life. I used to like fuck around with Invicta watches. Cause like I couldn't afford a Rolex like for the longest time. I remember, yeah, I, there's a, there's basically a Submariner clone that looked just like the Rolex I always wanted. Ninety dollars at the time, at least ninety dollars from Invicta. Fucking love that watch. I still have it.

• 1:22:18Speaker 01

  Well, I, I think we don't talk about, it's one of the hardest things. I think we all talk, feel like douchebags if we talk about any of the stuff. Other than guns, I feel like guns, people have more of a, they don't judge you as much as when you have a watch and you try to show.

• 1:22:33Speaker 02

  Because in the apocalypse, in the apocalypse, a gun is useful.

• 1:22:37Speaker 01

  Cars or anything, I feel like a douchebag talking about or showing, I'm like, ah, and I don't want any, I don't know why. Maybe that's just me, but.

• 1:22:46Speaker 02

  And the only people that care are other people that like watches. Everybody else will be like, oh, it's a what?

• 1:22:49Speaker 04

  That's my favorite part though.

• 1:22:50Speaker 02

  It's true. Like people be like, that's a what?

• 1:22:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's nice. Cause like unless it's a Rolex, like you talked about any, literally any other brand, AG, Paddock, you know, whatever the fuck. Women will never know. It's just other dudes. It's just like working out past a certain point. It's like, once you have abs, it's like, women are just like, eh. And other guys are like, hell yeah, bro. That's awesome.

• 1:23:12Speaker 02

  You lifted today, bro? You got that swole gun. Fuck. Way to go, man. But yeah, it's like, that's, that's how it really is.

• 1:23:17Speaker 04

  Buying shit to impress other fucking guys.

• 1:23:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, hundred, hundred percent.

• 1:23:22Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, I didn't even know any kind of watch, period. And then learning about like APs or anything past Rolex was like, oh, this is an entire world. Torbians, what are these? Ah, the price. Holy shit. That is not my level.

• 1:23:38Speaker 04

  Well, like my mechanical brain, like with the engineering autism, like I think they're super fucking cool. I look at the price, I'm like, I cannot justify that.

• 1:23:45Speaker 01

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• 1:24:06Speaker 04

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• 1:24:08Speaker 01

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• 1:24:16Speaker 01

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• 1:24:22Speaker 04

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• 1:24:27Speaker 01

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• 1:24:35Speaker 04

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• 1:24:37Speaker 01

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• 1:24:38Speaker 04

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• 1:25:01Speaker 01

  And like the Torbion, when you as a, like the mechanical brain, when you see how it operates, how it's the most accurate.

• 1:25:07Speaker 04

  It's cool as shit.

• 1:25:08Speaker 01

  Free floating, gravity doesn't affect it like your standard mechanical. But then you realize that was built in seventeen ninety?

• 1:25:17Speaker 02

  It's crazy to think, right? Yeah. Torbion's an old.

• 1:25:19Speaker 01

  Torbion, uh, first watch. That system, which is fucking wild, June twenty-sixth, eighteen oh one.

• 1:25:30Speaker 04

  That's.

• 1:25:30Speaker 01

  Seventeen ninety-five, patented on eighteen oh one.

• 1:25:34Speaker 02

  Crazy, right?

• 1:25:36Speaker 04

  And it actually worked back in seventeen ninety-five?

• 1:25:40Speaker 01

  And that's the dude that came up with how that works and has been the exact same since then.

• 1:25:44Speaker 04

  No shit.

• 1:25:46Speaker 01

  That's where I'm like, holy fuck.

• 1:25:47Speaker 04

  On that note, kind of like bringing it back to like military shit or gun shit. Uh, one of my favorite little tidbits is, uh, you know, we actually designed the minigun in the eighteen hundreds. It's like the modern, you're thinking the GE like M134 minigun.

• 1:26:02Speaker 01

  Wasn't there a patent or someone, or go on with it, like.

• 1:26:06Speaker 04

  So what, what basically happened was, uh, do you remember Iron Man two? I think it was where like Tony Stark has to figure out like his dad left the instructions, like kind of hidden on like, there, there's this new element, but we don't have the technology right now. Uh, but you'll figure it out one day. That's basically what happened. Because somebody, and I, I don't remember the exact details, but somebody looked at the, the Gatling gun. You know, the, the crank, you know, has like a twenty round magazine, uh, forty round, if it was huge, just clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk. And they like rotary barrel thing. Somebody looked at that and we had electrical motors and you know, like very basic motor technology at the time.

• 1:26:42Speaker 02

  We can fuck some shit up with that.

• 1:26:43Speaker 04

  And they were like, huh, what if we attach that motor, that gun, so you didn't have to crank it and you could just hit a button and just, yeah, burn through ammo. And basically they couldn't find a way to feed it and make it like reliable and battery tech or whatever. So somebody basically filed blueprints. They were like, one of these days we're gonna solve these three problems. My favorite part though, was that like one day, like after World War Two, some guy at GE pulled out those blueprints and went,

• 1:27:15Speaker 04

  oh, fuck, we can do that now. We have bell feds now. Like this is cool. Hold on, wait a minute. Let me attach this little.

• 1:27:20Speaker 02

  Somebody take this radiator belt on this thing.

• 1:27:22Speaker 04

  Take that washing machine electric motor and let's put it on this bucket. Oh shit.

• 1:27:26Speaker 01

  Steve, come here.

• 1:27:29Speaker 01

  It wastes so much money when we press that button.

• 1:27:32Speaker 02

  And then the A ten was made.

• 1:27:35Speaker 04

  And the rest is history. But I, I just think it's fucking neat how like we had like all of the blueprint, like all of the ingredients to make the mini gun, uh, the minigun so early. We just had like three roadblocks.

• 1:27:46Speaker 01

  And then as time came on, it's like unlock, unlock, unlock.

• 1:27:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's, it's like a quest, you know, you're going on a quest.

• 1:27:52Speaker 04

  You do not have the resources.

• 1:27:53Speaker 02

  The princess is at another castle.

• 1:27:55Speaker 01

  Dude, I was watching a video on, you, you remember demo discs? You, who remembers demo disc?

• 1:28:02Speaker 04

  Like they came with game.

• 1:28:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yes. So literally it was, hey.

• 1:28:07Speaker 02

  Crash Bandicoot.

• 1:28:08Speaker 01

  Yeah. Playstation, Playstation two, you would get a magazine, a demo disc, play some new games. I didn't know about one demo disc that had a massive issue that they recalled immediately because they got fucking,

• 1:28:22Speaker 01

  uh, caused a lot of issues.

• 1:28:25Speaker 01

  Was it Playstation magazine? So there was the demo for Beautiful Joe two. Do you guys remember Beautiful Joe?

• 1:28:33Speaker 02

  That sounds, that sounds familiar because of the angry video game nerd.

• 1:28:37Speaker 01

  If you've seen the character, you would be like, oh, I remember that back in the day.

• 1:28:43Speaker 02

  It locked you into only demos?

• 1:28:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, there you go. Real quick, sorry. That is the patent for the, so eighteen ninety-three, they had the electrical Gatling gun.

• 1:28:53Speaker 01

  In eighteen ninety-three?

• 1:28:55Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 1:28:56Speaker 02

  And an eighteen ninety-five electricity was created.

• 1:28:58Speaker 01

  So Beautiful Joe was like an old.

• 1:29:00Speaker 07

  He was an assist character in, uh, Super Smash Brothers.

• 1:29:02Speaker 01

  Yep, exactly. So, and then it was originally GameCube game, two D side scroll, beat them up. Really cool fucking game or RPG, I think, kind of like a mix. They released the, uh, demo disc for the Playstation two and if you played it, and you got to a certain part, it would automatically reformat your entire memory card. Yeah.

• 1:29:27Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:29:28Speaker 01

  I never knew about this and I studied lots of like weird video game lore and I was like, get the fuck out of here. And it was just people angry because there was forums at that day and they're like, why the fuck did this erase my Final Fantasy ten save? My memory cards actually go, what the fuck? You're like, oh.

• 1:29:43Speaker 04

  That's an elite troll though.

• 1:29:46Speaker 01

  They did it on purpose. Fuck these nerds.

• 1:29:49Speaker 04

  What if it was just one guy quiet quitting from the company?

• 1:29:53Speaker 01

  He did a good job.

• 1:29:54Speaker 02

  Do you guys ever do a quiet quit?

• 1:29:56Speaker 04

  No, I don't think so.

• 1:29:57Speaker 02

  When I left my, uh, my job at a restaurant that I worked at, I left a five, five or six day old emptied, but still had some in it. Uh, chocolate protein shaker, right in the office, pop the lid. Oh yeah. You guys know, you guys know what happens after a few days of that bad boy?

• 1:30:13Speaker 04

  Protein stinking.

• 1:30:13Speaker 02

  Oh, stankies. Sorry, Mike.

• 1:30:16Speaker 04

  Now, now that I think about it, I quiet quit college because I'd already made the decision. I, well, cause I was already dropping out. So like I, I knew I was just gonna fucking leave. So, uh, my last semester, after I'd already made this decision. So I'm like, man, I don't have enough time because I'd already started my gun company at the time, the YouTube channel and everything. I'm like, man, I really want to give this my all and I can't do that because we had mandatory attendance at the school I went to. And so I, I saw if I went to shot show and really like tried the AK-50 and like YouTube and everything, I would be losing half of my absences right out the gate in the first like week of school. So I'm like, fuck it. I, I'm like, I'm, I'm just gonna drop out three semesters deep, give it a shot.

• 1:30:58Speaker 04

  And then, uh, after that, I just, I, knowing I didn't give a shit about any of my grades, it was the funnest thing.

• 1:31:04Speaker 02

  Then fuck it.

• 1:31:05Speaker 04

  I did a, so I was taking a public speaking class at the time. And I think my final like public speaking exam essentially quote unquote, like the like, we had to like give a presentation in front of the class. I think I completely went off topic and just gave a presentation on why I was leaving the school.

• 1:31:22Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 1:31:23Speaker 04

  It was fucking great. Talking about quiet quitting college.

• 1:31:27Speaker 01

  But you did a presentation on why you were quitting then?

• 1:31:29Speaker 04

  It was, it was, uh, it was a public speaking class. So I had to give a final presentation. I like just ignored the prompt.

• 1:31:34Speaker 02

  It was, it was basically the, uh, the college version of this isn't an airport, no need to announce your departure.

• 1:31:39Speaker 04

  Basically, yeah. But, well, but the cool part was I had a really fucking chill, um, public speaking teacher. She loved me. She was awesome. Uh, afterwards she was like, well, I can't give you a good, good grade technically, but, uh, that's fucking cool. Good luck. Basically like that's, that's pretty neat.

• 1:31:56Speaker 01

  Why I quit college? Oh, how bad was Drive Tanks? You guys, uh, we didn't even get to talk about, we had a fucking tornado touchdown like next to show.

• 1:32:05Speaker 02

  Which was crazy.

• 1:32:06Speaker 01

  Tornadoes. One was like an F1 that fucked up the palladium.

• 1:32:11Speaker 04

  Shit. Yeah. And then there was, uh, one in a Lotes, I think.

• 1:32:14Speaker 01

  Okay. That's why the second one, it was at just F1 two, just like a light.

• 1:32:18Speaker 04

  It's very, very light, but it still like did some damage. Um, yeah, it was a lot of flooding in, in, uh, my district. Like the basically west San Antonio to like Uvalde, Sabanol, um, Concan areas like that, a little bit in Kerbal as well.

• 1:32:33Speaker 01

  And it was like a.

• 1:32:37Speaker 01

  I've never got that many alarms on my phone before and then I think I said it or I don't know if I did, but I didn't know my house alarm system has a a different sound. It wakes you up and then we went and checked because we were like, what the fuck is that sound? Went and looked and it was like tornado warning, take shelter. We're like, oh, that's a new thing.

• 1:32:59Speaker 02

  Dorothy two was parked in the middle of your street.

• 1:33:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was like, uh-oh.

• 1:33:02Speaker 04

  There's also been the move to make a lot of changes after Curville, like just because a lot of that was the lack of early warning system and it was in the middle of the night and a lot of power went out and long story short, a lot of failures, a lot of small failures accumulated to a hundred and thirty five people dying.

• 1:33:16Speaker 01

  Yeah. And then that's why this year, I mean, was the flooding just as bad this year?

• 1:33:23Speaker 04

  In some places it was a lot worse.

• 1:33:24Speaker 01

  That's what I was thinking.

• 1:33:25Speaker 02

  Up by me is underwater.

• 1:33:26Speaker 04

  The good new, uh, wait.

• 1:33:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, up by me is underwater.

• 1:33:29Speaker 04

  No shit. Yeah.

• 1:33:32Speaker 04

  I didn't even know anything was going on.

• 1:33:33Speaker 01

  Dude, show the fuck, dude, dude, I didn't realize they flood.

• 1:33:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, we flooded bad.

• 1:33:38Speaker 04

  Just a quick, uh.

• 1:33:40Speaker 01

  Fucking period. I did not know that was a thing. Go on.

• 1:33:42Speaker 04

  Just to finish that thought though, is even though the water in certain places was much higher than it was during the Curville flooding last year. Uh, it was a lot less violent and we had a lot more heads up and people took it more seriously. So while property damage might be worse, uh, only two deaths so far that I know of. So the loss of life was a lot lower.

• 1:34:00Speaker 02

  Did I find a good one? A good one? But Hoboken was like underwater.

• 1:34:04Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:34:04Speaker 02

  Maybe if I just search like Hoboken.

• 1:34:06Speaker 01

  Well, that's good. There was only two. I mean, it's unfortunate no matter what, but.

• 1:34:11Speaker 04

  Two is too many, but it's much better than a hundred and thirty five.

• 1:34:13Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 1:34:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. Hoboken's underwater. Hoboken, no joking.

• 1:34:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, the new oasis river and everything like that was just destroyed or not destroyed, but like destroying shit.

• 1:34:23Speaker 02

  There we go. Hoboken beach.

• 1:34:26Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 1:34:26Speaker 02

  Nutty.

• 1:34:27Speaker 01

  And New Jersey had floods. Well, yeah, I knew we had a bad and then you guys went out and did the, the helping out delivering

• 1:34:36Speaker 01

  energy drinks, water.

• 1:34:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, we, uh, we also started that GoFundMe, which is still active, should be at time of recording.

• 1:34:44Speaker 04

  The basically we, we set it up, um, to try to, you know, help with a lot of the relief efforts and stuff like that. So the, the actual name of the GoFundMe. If you'd like to contribute is relief for Uvalde area flood victims. Uh, it's not just for the, for Uvalde specifically, but it's for, you know, all the counties and towns around that.

• 1:35:00Speaker 01

  That's nice.

• 1:35:01Speaker 04

  A lot of those guys are, they're in a tough spot right now and the first responders, you know, bringing out energy drinks and, and things like that for them.

• 1:35:07Speaker 02

  Damn first responders.

• 1:35:09Speaker 04

  What's that?

• 1:35:09Speaker 02

  Those damn first responders.

• 1:35:10Speaker 04

  Damn first responders. Well, as, as you know, I'm sure a lot of those guys are working around the clock with, uh, very little caffeine.

• 1:35:17Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:35:18Speaker 01

  And you, uh, you stopped your, or you canceled what you were doing on in West Texas to come back and actually

• 1:35:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:35:26Speaker 01

  help as much as you could down here.

• 1:35:28Speaker 04

  We were, we were gonna be going out. We had events scheduled in places like, uh, you know, uh, Loving, El Paso, places like that. We, we still love you guys, uh, but this was clearly where our priorities needed to be.

• 1:35:39Speaker 02

  Makes sense.

• 1:35:40Speaker 01

  I gotta joke, I can't make.

• 1:35:43Speaker 04

  Make it and cut it. Oh, I got it. Got it.

• 1:35:50Speaker 01

  But it was awesome to see that, just the response and then Texas getting, I mean, especially when you see how big of a difference that made in what, a year? Right?

• 1:36:00Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 1:36:00Speaker 01

  Uvalde from Uvalde, like now the new system's in place.

• 1:36:04Speaker 04

  Well, like, yeah, people are taking it a lot more seriously this time. So when you get an evacuation warning, you're like, hey, we're about to get a fuckload of water. It wasn't as violent, like being there and, and seeing, I mean, you saw it too, like out in Curville, like just the damage that the water did. It was just so violent.

• 1:36:17Speaker 01

  Just how high that water got and I mean,

• 1:36:24Speaker 01

  it's hard to do it justice, even pictures didn't do it justice, but when you're there and you know where the water line or where it's normally at.

• 1:36:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:36:32Speaker 01

  Year round. And then you see how it just ripped up fucking trees and then brought people. Wasn't one dude found like fifty miles or something crazy from his house? He just.

• 1:36:42Speaker 04

  There were a lot of stories like that and you know, the, the woman that got found on the tree and everything like that. But I mean, you and I went out the first night with Wes Verdel on the fourth, like kind of cut the July fourth celebrations a little short and went out, uh, as soon as it happened. And just looking out at flashlights and shit and seeing like cars in trees and just shit like that. It was I genuinely have never seen anything like it.

• 1:37:05Speaker 02

  That's terrifying. Yeah. I mean, fortunately we haven't had to deal with too much like that. Um, but yeah, when we catch, when we catch flooding, it gets really bad. But all the towns that I work for are either on the river or have some sort of water going through it. And it just, it just gets messy. And mind you, those towns are real close to where you guys were. So you, those towns are, were underwater. Meanwhile, I'm here, but.

• 1:37:28Speaker 04

  That's the crazy part about, or with, with, with West Texas specifically is that most of the problem that we have ninety eight percent of the year is that we don't have enough water.

• 1:37:36Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:37:36Speaker 04

  So we're like desperate lack of water. And then it just all dumps at one time.

• 1:37:42Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 1:37:43Speaker 01

  All of it dumps at one time.

• 1:37:45Speaker 04

  Two years in a row now. It's like, yeah.

• 1:37:48Speaker 01

  Who's also who? Do you want to give a shout out? Who gave these?

• 1:37:51Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. I had some coins for you guys. Uh, that was the, uh, the sheriff of Ward County.

• 1:37:54Speaker 01

  I wanted to.

• 1:37:55Speaker 07

  Sheriff Michael.

• 1:37:57Speaker 04

  We, we've got a lot of, a lot of amazing sheriffs and things like that out, you know, you got, uh, sheriff of Ward, you got the sheriff of Loving, uh, David Landersman. A lot, a lot of great people out in West Texas that really just don't get enough resources. You know, a lot of people, especially in the Permian Basin and areas around it that are tasked with a big responsibility, you know, taking care of the, the, you know, the oil fields and things like that, the energy infrastructure of the United States.

• 1:38:19Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:38:20Speaker 04

  And the state of Texas. Um, and they just don't get any funding because there's, they're so rural. There's no people that live there.

• 1:38:25Speaker 02

  Out of sight, out of mind type of, that's a shame.

• 1:38:27Speaker 04

  Their populations are so low, they don't get the resources they need. And so, you know, working with them as much as we can to make sure that their people are taken care of is.

• 1:38:34Speaker 02

  A gift, man. Good for you. You know, and that's important. You gotta take care of the people that take care of you, you know?

• 1:38:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:38:40Speaker 01

  Brandon doing that Congress thing.

• 1:38:42Speaker 04

  I know. I feel like it's just taking years off my life right now.

• 1:38:44Speaker 02

  Not the, not the good ones.

• 1:38:46Speaker 04

  Not the funny ha ha guy I used to be, but you know, I still am. I just have to be serious.

• 1:38:51Speaker 02

  They're not taking the shitty ones off at the end. They're taking the good ones.

• 1:38:54Speaker 01

  We just had to delete some of the jokes now.

• 1:38:57Speaker 04

  I'm still the same guy. I just have to put on my serious boy pants a lot more often.

• 1:39:01Speaker 01

  My censorship pants. That joke's gonna fuck me up.

• 1:39:07Speaker 04

  It's ask me how I know. It's, it's never the shit I think it's gonna be.

• 1:39:11Speaker 02

  Cue the thumbs up Brandon posters.

• 1:39:16Speaker 04

  Does this, the Kentucky ballistics stick a thumb in it?

• 1:39:18Speaker 02

  Stick a thumb in it.

• 1:39:20Speaker 04

  How did, how did it take us this long into the episode to think about that?

• 1:39:23Speaker 01

  Such a good joke.

• 1:39:24Speaker 02

  That's a good joke. Damn it.

• 1:39:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, fuck that. Uh, it's awesome to see that and then just being dedicated to it. Cause I would have.

• 1:39:32Speaker 04

  Woo.

• 1:39:33Speaker 02

  Fundraising is awesome.

• 1:39:34Speaker 04

  It's also funny too, to like, uh, you know, bring it up with certain like law enforcement groups and shit like that. And like, oh yeah, no, I'd love to do something with you guys. Uh, you know, support you. Bring up my buddy, uh, I don't know if you know like donut operator and they're like, wait, what?

• 1:39:49Speaker 01

  I thought you were donut operator.

• 1:39:52Speaker 01

  Who are you?

• 1:39:53Speaker 02

  We've been pushing for government this whole time.

• 1:39:54Speaker 04

  Yes, this is he.

• 1:39:59Speaker 02

  I just thought that was his real name. What the fuck's going on here?

• 1:40:02Speaker 01

  They're bad. They get hyped up and be like, wait, you'll bring out Cody? Okay. Yeah, fuck yeah.

• 1:40:06Speaker 04

  I still just tell people I'm you when they ask. It's awesome. I got that challenge coin now too. Now, have you showed that off yet? Yeah, I don't know if I've shown it on here. I, I've got a challenge coin made that says not Brandon Herrera. And I give, I give these to, to people who come up and they're like, I'm voting for you, man. Like, yeah, well, here, here. I just want you to have this challenge coin.

• 1:40:28Speaker 01

  Oh, Ansem's on the back too. I didn't even know that. That's fucking dope.

• 1:40:32Speaker 04

  Cause I think that was the, uh, the guy who made your challenge coins. I think he's the guy who makes mine as well.

• 1:40:36Speaker 01

  Same dude.

• 1:40:39Speaker 04

  I can tell you right now.

• 1:40:40Speaker 01

  Yes, please. Give him a shout out because he just fantastic. He's the one that did the purple heart coins? Or was?

• 1:40:46Speaker 04

  Mandatory fun coins.

• 1:40:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's the one that did the purple heart.

• 1:40:49Speaker 04

  He did.

• 1:40:49Speaker 01

  The live show that were like fantastic. So always a big shout out for him. He's a great dude.

• 1:40:56Speaker 04

  Challenge, Brandon Herrera challenge coins. These are actually the new ones. Uh, now before it said Republican congressional candidate. Now it says Republican congressional nominee for TX twenty three.

• 1:41:04Speaker 02

  Nailed it.

• 1:41:06Speaker 01

  And now it's almost done. You just gotta do a little more and then.

• 1:41:09Speaker 04

  It's a hundred and eight days, not that anybody's counting.

• 1:41:11Speaker 02

  Right. A hundred and seven. Here we come.

• 1:41:15Speaker 01

  It was weird watching, reading your, uh, your nice, literally you just posting you racing. And then someone's like, it's the only race you're gonna win. I'm like, really?

• 1:41:25Speaker 02

  But I'm bummed.

• 1:41:26Speaker 01

  I was like, this is the first thing you go to?

• 1:41:28Speaker 02

  That's where you went, huh?

• 1:41:29Speaker 01

  We can delete this segment. I was just like wild to see when you're just like, hey.

• 1:41:34Speaker 04

  Well, the crazy part was there was like, they just like launched a new fucking attack against me as I'm posting pictures of, uh, like being there for the Uvalde flood victims and being out there like, hey, or I'm like prayers for the troops deployed. I just got back from Jordan. These guys are in harms way. Hopefully they come back safe. Like you do little stuff like that. They're just like, by the way, you're a piece of shit.

• 1:41:56Speaker 04

  Okay. Um, yeah, luckily I've been on the internet for, you know, ten plus years, so I don't.

• 1:42:00Speaker 02

  Well, everybody on the internet's super kind and sweet.

• 1:42:03Speaker 04

  I, well, yeah. I'm more offended for like the other, like the other people, like the people who've just had their, you know, children lost. You know, overseas and things like that. Seeing that it's just, I don't know. To me it's it's graceful, but whatever.

• 1:42:16Speaker 01

  Well, then, uh, are we allowed to talk about, uh, any of the combat stuff going?

• 1:42:21Speaker 04

  Sure. Yeah. What do you want to talk about?

• 1:42:22Speaker 01

  Well, I just didn't know if it's, I didn't Google or see if it's actually news yet. Cause I didn't even know you're the one that informed me. It's like, hey, uh, that base you were just at got struck, right?

• 1:42:33Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, that one in particular, I think there was, uh, like ten drones or rockets, uh, that attacked that base. Eight got intercepted.

• 1:42:42Speaker 04

  Um, I want to say on that one, there were, there were two wounded, thankfully no deaths at that time, but there's, there were two more deaths that got reported out of Jordan and then one out of Iraq. So it's, it's still like, there's a lot of service members in harm's way. I want to make sure that they, they get home safe.

• 1:43:00Speaker 01

  Are they using drones now or is it like missiles?

• 1:43:02Speaker 04

  It's a combination of both.

• 1:43:04Speaker 01

  That's so wild to me.

• 1:43:05Speaker 02

  And drones cost like nothing. It's crazy.

• 1:43:08Speaker 04

  The future of warfare seems to be like referring, reverting back to, to paper airplane.

• 1:43:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:43:14Speaker 04

  Finding a drone that is, you know, just minimal cost and just lower the cost and then raising the cost of intercept.

• 1:43:21Speaker 01

  Well, it's, I mean, when we were there, you never had a, that did not take place. Missiles coming in did not take place. It was dudes pulling up in their vehicles. They just aim and shoot out a couple mortars and they were really good at Kentucky wind edging of where they're just gonna land. They're just trying to hit the base though, and then they bounce out and then they go to next spot.

• 1:43:44Speaker 04

  What kind of mortars were they using?

• 1:43:47Speaker 01

  Fucking shit.

• 1:43:48Speaker 04

  Old Soviet shit?

• 1:43:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, li- literally put, put, uh, out. Like they're pulling up, they're launching it and then bouncing.

• 1:43:56Speaker 02

  Kicking.

• 1:43:57Speaker 01

  That was it back in the day. So I guarantee.

• 1:44:00Speaker 04

  I guess I never, well, I just, I guess I never questioned the supply chain. Like if it was shit that was being funded by Iran or like old Chinese shit or like Russian shit left over from Afghanistan. Like there seemed to be no shortage of munitions for the, uh, the locals to use back in GWAT, like old artillery shells for IEDs and things like that.

• 1:44:20Speaker 01

  So Soviet area Iraqi military sixty, eighty ones and eighty two mortar tubes. And they just would pull up, launch a couple and then bounce. And that was all we were used to. That's why even the idea of a missile coming in is very foreign or drones, very foreign.

• 1:44:38Speaker 04

  Is nuts. When I was there in, in Jordan, especially like, uh, like, so the two bases I went to was K Fab and, uh, JTC. Uh, shouts out all the people that, that were out there. You guys were fucking awesome. Loved every minute of it. But they were showing me videos. They were like, oh yeah, I was there and you know, that's what you see the end of the corner there. I was there when I recorded this video. And it was like the first couple of days of epic fury where, you know, there was a lot of rockets being traded back and forth. Uh, between the US Iran, Israel, Iran and over like, uh, specifically JTC, I think. Uh, it was right in the middle of where rockets were getting intercepted. And they were just, just look up in the sky and it was just a light show of missiles being fired and

• 1:45:21Speaker 04

  blown up right over their heads, which also leads to its own thing. Like you're trying to avoid the.

• 1:45:25Speaker 02

  Dodge and trap and fall in pieces.

• 1:45:28Speaker 04

  Pretty much.

• 1:45:29Speaker 01

  It's just wild to me.

• 1:45:30Speaker 04

  We took pictures inside the, the little bunkers, stuff like that that they have, which are basically just like, I don't want to get too much into the construction, but it.

• 1:45:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, please break down. You have the plans, right? You can put them up right here with weaknesses.

• 1:45:43Speaker 04

  Opsac one hundred. I'm, uh, well, we, we also, we asked them a lot too of like, you know, what can we take pictures and video of? What can we not? Like, we didn't want to, you know, put any of our guys at risk.

• 1:45:53Speaker 02

  Percent fortified.

• 1:45:54Speaker 01

  Well, it is just wild hearing the difference because that, none of that fucking existed. When you were like, it's a bunker. I was like, oh, it's the literal concrete, uh, half a square that you go under and, and that's it. That's crazy. Okay. That's the one thing I, I wondered, cause, uh, it.

• 1:46:13Speaker 04

  They just, they don't want.

• 1:46:14Speaker 01

  So much. No, and that's fine. Like, don't show them that. It's just how war changes, but doesn't really change. Or as you're saying, it starts to regress. Yeah.

• 1:46:23Speaker 04

  It's nuts. It's, well, right now, like, I think the biggest thing is going to be trying to figure out how we can reduce our cost of intercept. Like, uh, there's, there's a few things that I've been talking about, but I, I think there's ways to do it effectively. But yeah, basically making us more financially efficient in intercepting these things. So we're not launching multimillion dollar missiles.

• 1:46:44Speaker 01

  Like the twenty two minigun.

• 1:46:47Speaker 04

  Do what?

• 1:46:49Speaker 01

  Twenty two. So it just, uh, cause they're pretty accurate now with AI systems. So that way it just tracks like a mounted, a robotic AI one that could catch.

• 1:46:57Speaker 04

  I don't think it's got the distance you'd want.

• 1:46:59Speaker 01

  Hmm. Interesting.

• 1:47:00Speaker 04

  Yeah. Cause like, what, what we're trying.

• 1:47:02Speaker 01

  Sorry for drones. I would say this.

• 1:47:03Speaker 04

  For drone. Yeah. Well, not for like the big like Shahids and things like that. Cause yeah, what they're trying to do is like bait us into using multimillion dollar missiles.

• 1:47:11Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 1:47:11Speaker 04

  Which is like, that's, and, and anybody who studied things like the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan knows that like, okay, that's unsustainable. Like, cause that's one of the reasons why they kicked ass is because they figured out the stinger could take down, you know, a very cheap manufactured missile. Can take down, uh, with a fairly untrained user could take down a multimillion dollar helicopter.

• 1:47:29Speaker 01

  Which if you own a stinger system that's inert and want me to buy it, I will, cause it's the last piece from Metal Gear Solid.

• 1:47:35Speaker 02

  He would do that.

• 1:47:36Speaker 04

  For sure. I could find you one.

• 1:47:37Speaker 01

  I have one person, they thought they had one for me and they were like, oh, I was like, no, it's nice. Like I didn't get it.

• 1:47:43Speaker 02

  Eli, I'll take that off your hands for you. He, he would, he's a nice guy. He would do that for you.

• 1:47:46Speaker 01

  I'm like, please, please. No, it's just the different, um,

• 1:47:52Speaker 01

  just where combat has gone. And then this is the first time we fought in actual military vehicles and any helicopters, missiles. We haven't done that in forty, thirty years, forty years.

• 1:48:07Speaker 04

  I don't think it's been that long.

• 1:48:10Speaker 01

  Iraq, twenty years, we didn't have any of that.

• 1:48:14Speaker 04

  Trying to think of like, I'm, I'm trying to think of like a pre GWAT, like, you know, early like highway of death kind of shit like that.

• 1:48:22Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. So third, that's.

• 1:48:24Speaker 04

  Hastings.

• 1:48:25Speaker 01

  It's still thirty five years ago.

• 1:48:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's, I guess it's kind of getting up there, huh?

• 1:48:31Speaker 01

  That's thirty five years ago. We fought a traditional military. Yeah. You have everything going on like, but we didn't fight any of the, uh, in Russia or any of that shit. That's, yeah. It's just been ground soldiers and then whatever Afghanistan.

• 1:48:45Speaker 04

  Proxy wars.

• 1:48:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, proxy wars. All we've been dealing with for the last, like in thirty something years. Yay, war.

• 1:48:54Speaker 02

  If I'm not mistaken, I think, I think the global war on terror ended up giving way to a lot of EMS protocol that we have. Like a lot of people couldn't use tourniquets back in the day and stuff like that. But really, because, yeah, because of GWAT. We ended up being able to use a lot of that.

• 1:49:08Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, that'd be.

• 1:49:09Speaker 02

  A lot of wound packing.

• 1:49:10Speaker 01

  From your side and your side, what changed with GWAT or an active military or war or the tactics that came with it? Because I know GWAT updated eight, fuck ton on trauma.

• 1:49:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, big time. Uh, wound packing changed a lot. Uh, tourniquet use changed a lot. Um, but all because of, and obviously GWAT's not exactly the best case scenario for anything, but you know, that's, that did come out of it.

• 1:49:33Speaker 04

  If it's going to happen either way, might as well learn.

• 1:49:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. And we learned a lot. We learned a lot from it. It's, uh.

• 1:49:39Speaker 01

  Tourniquets were more, less used because fear of.

• 1:49:42Speaker 02

  Yeah. You, you, you would think that you would lose the limb and.

• 1:49:45Speaker 04

  They always tell you you're gonna lose a limb.

• 1:49:46Speaker 02

  Lose the limb, but then, you know, you do all this research and all that stuff. And now it, it saves limbs. I've, I've had a few instances where I've had the tourniquet limbs and I, I mean, I've, I've tourniqueted limbs where that limb was not viable. It's noticeably not viable, but we're not trying to save the limb. We're trying to save the rest of you. But we've also, you know, we've tourniquet limbs. We've had people have, uh, punctures right to their femoral. We had a whole conversation about femoral bleeding the other day and, uh, yeah, it's you, you bleed out fast from femoral bleed. That's a huge artery. Um, and we've one hundred percent stopped people from losing limbs, losing arms. Um, don't tourniquet the neck. But yeah.

• 1:50:25Speaker 01

  Bullshit.

• 1:50:27Speaker 02

  Um, but if you want to stop a nosebleed, tourniquet the neck, you're all good.

• 1:50:31Speaker 02

  But yeah, you could, you, they one hundred percent, you know, if it gets a little hokey, you know, just write the time on the forehead and blood and you're good to go. Easy. We'll save your limb if we can. I've had the tourniquet limbs a couple of times. Uh, I was telling them that we had a, an instance where kid, uh, crashes motorcycle that he was one hundred percent not stunting, uh, into a barricade. Into a, into a barricade on the highway. And you know, that took off three quarters of this kid's leg. And, uh, had to tourniquet it three times or two, two or three times to, to stop that bleed. But we stopped, we stopped the bleed and he survived. He actually still stunts. I'm on here. If I follow him on Instagram, he's a pretty cool kid.

• 1:51:03Speaker 02

  But, uh, but yeah, he's, he still does it.

• 1:51:05Speaker 04

  Without the leg?

• 1:51:06Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah. Shit. Yeah. I'll try to find his Instagram if I can remember the name of it, but I don't follow that many people. So I should be able to find it.

• 1:51:11Speaker 01

  All right. Two minutes. I thought it was faster. I mean, two minutes is still wild. You can bleed out from, from oral.

• 1:51:15Speaker 02

  Oh yeah. A hundred percent. You dump liters. You dump liters from your femoral.

• 1:51:18Speaker 01

  Oh, it's terrifying. It's the size of your pinky.

• 1:51:20Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. It's huge.

• 1:51:21Speaker 01

  And then every time your heart beats.

• 1:51:23Speaker 02

  That's why every time I hear someone say, why didn't he shoot him in the leg? Why didn't he shoot him in the leg? I'm like, why? Why the fuck can't kill the guy?

• 1:51:29Speaker 04

  We've talked that through in the podcast. People who don't know anything about guns are just like, oh, well you could just do a non fatal shot like to the leg. Like I would unironically rather take.

• 1:51:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. Take one under the, yeah. Shoot me in the arm, whatever. I don't, yeah, well you're not, I mean, you're not, you're not trying to shoot.

• 1:51:43Speaker 01

  Also the level of how many people could in a stressful situation be like, okay, I now need to shoot on the right side or the outside of their leg. Perfectly to neutralize this individual. Oh, fucking handful of people in the world.

• 1:51:59Speaker 02

  Yeah. Easy. Piece of cake.

• 1:52:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. Police officers just like shoot as many times as fuck possible until they stop.

• 1:52:05Speaker 02

  This guy's gun went off in his holster.

• 1:52:08Speaker 01

  Being very aggressive, but we didn't have, I know we were just trained for immediately put a tourniquet on it. If anything happens, you're just tourniquet in combat yourself, you're supposed to do it within like seven or 10 seconds of you acknowledging you got injured or exploded, whatever it is, it's

• 1:52:27Speaker 02

  Fast as possible.

• 1:52:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:52:28Speaker 02

  Worry about it later if you can.

• 1:52:30Speaker 01

  Same for battle buddies. That's why they're all in one central location. Rip it off, put it on them, tie it off.

• 1:52:35Speaker 04

  I mean, better to and not need it than need it and not do it.

• 1:52:38Speaker 02

  It's true. Worst case scenario, you know, whatever, but you're gonna live.

• 1:52:42Speaker 04

  That's kind of crazy to me that like before GWAT, tourniquets weren't like a widely accepted.

• 1:52:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, it just wasn't, you know, wound packing was almost a no-no.

• 1:52:49Speaker 01

  Dude, that's

• 1:52:49Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:52:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:52:50Speaker 04

  Holy shit.

• 1:52:52Speaker 01

  The degree you have to wound pack is way more than you would, it's not, oh, here, I have a bandage.

• 1:53:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, pressure.

• 1:53:01Speaker 04

  You just shove that shit in.

• 1:53:04Speaker 01

  You're the MT.

• 1:53:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, you, you have, uh, we have, uh,

• 1:53:08Speaker 04

  It's the first time you'll ever tell people to shove shit in.

• 1:53:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. A hundred percent. Different hole, different hole.

• 1:53:13Speaker 01

  Different object.

• 1:53:14Speaker 02

  Theoretically, you weren't born with the hole that you're wound packing, but, uh, yeah, you know, we have, you know, hemostatic dressing, stuff that'll, that'll quick clot and you just get it in there, fucking whatever it takes, you know, stop the bleed. That's, you know, there's the old adage is blood goes round and round, air goes in and out, any deviation, fucking fix it. You know, that's, that's our, our motif, you know, if you're bleeding, we gotta stop the bleed. That's our first thing. It's they, they teach you your, your ABCs or your airway, your breathing, your circulation. Unless you're bleeding, then it's C. First, you gotta stop that bleed. Otherwise you're, you're not gonna make it. Who cares if you're bleeding, you're breathing super great, gotta stop that bleed. And that just wasn't a common thing before all of this.

• 1:53:52Speaker 01

  Well,

• 1:53:53Speaker 02

  All that wound packing.

• 1:53:54Speaker 01

  It was wild to see how much you're supposed to pack the wound though. That's what always blew me away. I was like, oh, it's like a

• 1:54:00Speaker 02

  Yeah. If you have a major, a major rip, you're

• 1:54:03Speaker 01

  You're stuffing the entire, your buddy's going to be screaming or the individual, you're packing that wound. It is not gonna feel good for them. And you're gonna be like, I'm killing this individual. That's not the case.

• 1:54:14Speaker 02

  They'll thank you in 10 years.

• 1:54:15Speaker 01

  Yes, but it is, it is a violent fucking just shove it in until you see no blood, period.

• 1:54:24Speaker 02

  Hemostatic dressing, by the way, does not feel good on its own, you know?

• 1:54:28Speaker 04

  I've gotten to see like people like Skinny Medic and stuff like that, like they do the training courses and shit like that. And you know, never got to do like an official course or whatever, but I've seen them do demonstrations and stuff like that, just showing like, yeah, just keep fucking packing that shit in, cause they've got the dummies that they've got the little thing where they squirt blood out of.

• 1:54:44Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 1:54:44Speaker 04

  Like the training kits.

• 1:54:45Speaker 02

  I can give you a little, little slit on your finger and put hemostatic dressing on that and it'll be the most ferocious fire pain you've felt in a long time. This stuff, it burns. Some of these things burn. Yeah.

• 1:54:55Speaker 01

  It's rotting.

• 1:54:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. And imagine, imagine that, you know, an inch deep in

• 1:55:00Speaker 04

  Inside of you.

• 1:55:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's rough.

• 1:55:02Speaker 01

  Yay. It's my favorite thing. That was my biggest fear.

• 1:55:07Speaker 02

  Trauma's in EMT's wheelhouse. Like we're, we're fine, you know, with our, our difficulty breathings and our diabetic emergencies and all about, listen, EMTs are trauma's our wheelhouse. We want to make, there's only, with, with, with medical calls, there's only so much that we can do to make a medical call better, you know, as, as non-medics, there's only so much that we can do. Trauma, we can fix you. We'll put you back together and we'll do our best to get you back together. And then it's cold steel, hot lights and diesel fuel. Let, let the doc, let the people that are a little smarter than us unfuck you, but we'll, we'll get there. We'll get you there.

• 1:55:38Speaker 01

  Yeah. What, so with any of the police training, did anything change or did you hear it's like, oh, this actually changed throughout time? As, uh, from vets coming in, joining the

• 1:55:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was, it was definitely, we, we didn't have tourniquets until I was in for like a year, until I was a cop for like a year. And then it was actually like a couple of veterans came over who were EMTs that were doing part-time on the SWAT team. They made those guys full-time SWAT team guys. And they brought tourniquets and like, here's how to use them. Like no one even had tourniquets and this was like 2012, we still didn't have them.

• 1:56:09Speaker 02

  Did they have to, did they ever have to throw one on you just to kind of show you how to do it? And like actually torque that thing down on you?

• 1:56:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, they just showed, yeah.

• 1:56:15Speaker 02

  Feels like dog shit, man. Tourniquets feel like crap.

• 1:56:17Speaker 03

  Always move their balls, try not to get a nut in there.

• 1:56:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:56:19Speaker 04

  I'm sure they appreciate that. They'll, they'll also thank you in 10 years.

• 1:56:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, they'll also thank you in 10 years.

• 1:56:24Speaker 01

  Turn it until the bright red blood stops

• 1:56:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:56:27Speaker 01

  Going.

• 1:56:28Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 1:56:28Speaker 01

  It's literally the rule of thumb. You just go

• 1:56:30Speaker 02

  Just twist. If they're not screaming, you're not doing it enough.

• 1:56:33Speaker 01

  I hate that too. Everything where you're like, I'm just killing him more. Cause it's like you, you twist it until they scream. You pack it until they scream.

• 1:56:41Speaker 02

  Ah, my arm, bro. Fuck your arms. The rest of you, I'm worried about. Your heart's doing this thing where it's beating.

• 1:56:46Speaker 01

  He's alive. We have one of our buddies got shot here and he got lucky cause medic reached in and pinched his, but like you're talking one of the most painful fucking places ever. He took

• 1:57:01Speaker 04

  It's a lot of nerves.

• 1:57:01Speaker 01

  Yes. Random AK round, just sniper hit him here. They had to reach in and fucking just

• 1:57:07Speaker 02

  Just go.

• 1:57:08Speaker 01

  Medic just fucking pinched with his finger. He didn't even try to pack it. He just clipped it and just held on and they

• 1:57:13Speaker 02

  They rode it, he rode it.

• 1:57:14Speaker 01

  The hospital. Yep.

• 1:57:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, man.

• 1:57:16Speaker 01

  Narly dude.

• 1:57:16Speaker 02

  That's dope.

• 1:57:17Speaker 01

  He lived.

• 1:57:18Speaker 02

  That's dope. Good for him. That's a good win. That's a big win.

• 1:57:22Speaker 01

  So, mm, mm.

• 1:57:23Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah. Listen, when, when, when it takes you a while to clean up the floor of your ambulance, when you, when you have to be like, you know, we're back, uh, back in town, hold this out for decon. You don't call back in for like two hours. But that guy at the hospital, he made it. You know, if he's, he's alive and we get him there, we did something right.

• 1:57:40Speaker 01

  Oh, Cody, where, is your truck done yet?

• 1:57:45Speaker 03

  What, my F-250?

• 1:57:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:57:46Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:57:47Speaker 01

  Jesus, fuck.

• 1:57:50Speaker 01

  Why is it not? How long ago was that?

• 1:57:55Speaker 03

  In two days, it'll be seven months. Exactly.

• 1:57:57Speaker 02

  Wait, what the fuck?

• 1:57:58Speaker 03

  I, a dude pulled out in front of me. He didn't have any insurance and I nailed him with my like brand new F-250.

• 1:58:04Speaker 04

  Well, you nailed him, but it was his fault.

• 1:58:06Speaker 03

  It's his fault. Yeah, it was his fault. He just pulled

• 1:58:08Speaker 04

  Holding your fucking lane.

• 1:58:10Speaker 01

  On the freeway, you know, when they divide and you, you're supposed to just stay in your lane?

• 1:58:15Speaker 03

  Even if you're, you know, even, even if you missed your exit or something, just stay in there, something back around. Well, he didn't. He said, I go now.

• 1:58:23Speaker 03

  And right out in front of me and just smushed his little CRV. But, uh, that was seven months ago. So like, I'm pretty sure like cartel's already taken it and ripped it around the Mexico desert with a bunch of blow in the back or something like they're doing something.

• 1:58:35Speaker 04

  At least somebody's having fun.

• 1:58:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it was, it was a, it was a Shelby. So it took Shelby a lot of time to get the parts in. So

• 1:58:40Speaker 02

  That KIOL E250?

• 1:58:41Speaker 03

  Actually on the 23rd, coming up here in a couple of days, it'll be exactly seven months. And that's when all the parts come in.

• 1:58:47Speaker 02

  That's when the parts come in.

• 1:58:48Speaker 03

  That's when the parts come in. So they can start working on it. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Pretty neat.

• 1:58:53Speaker 02

  I can get parts real fast from my Ford Explorer.

• 1:58:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:58:58Speaker 01

  I didn't realize it was that long ago already.

• 1:58:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, seven months. It was two days before Christmas.

• 1:59:02Speaker 02

  Oh my God. Oh my God. Merry Christmas. Jesus.

• 1:59:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was cool.

• 1:59:06Speaker 02

  That was cool.

• 1:59:07Speaker 01

  Yay. Well, shit. I know. Well, do you have any new, when's your next, um, video coming up? Your, um,

• 1:59:18Speaker 03

  I, I need to, I need to make some videos. I know.

• 1:59:22Speaker 02

  I feel that, I feel that.

• 1:59:23Speaker 01

  Time for crime? When is it?

• 1:59:25Speaker 03

  Yeah. Um, I've been slacking in the video department lately.

• 1:59:29Speaker 04

  We'll get back on top of that.

• 1:59:30Speaker 01

  Crime is fun. I'm, fuck, crime is fun.

• 1:59:32Speaker 04

  I'm reading it. I'm reading it.

• 1:59:34Speaker 01

  You say time for

• 1:59:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I say time is fun. I like that.

• 1:59:36Speaker 02

  Time for crime.

• 1:59:38Speaker 01

  It's on his shirt. Just fucking stupid. Like, mm, mm.

• 1:59:43Speaker 02

  Cody, uh, stretch, stretch for a minute and you just pop that chest just

• 1:59:48Speaker 01

  What are your next videos that you're working on? Or do you have, you got your long form. So you started a podcast and then, uh, you have your other long form, which is more

• 1:59:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:59:56Speaker 01

  Reaction based stuff?

• 1:59:57Speaker 02

  Yeah. So I, I do a smaller podcast where I just kind of, I just talk to creators and we talk about the creator behind the creation. Just, I have creators, I have makers, um, a bunch of really cool people that we just

• 2:00:08Speaker 04

  What is the difference between a creator and a maker?

• 2:00:10Speaker 02

  Oh, one creates and whatnot. So makers are people who do things like they make watches, they make jewelry, they make things like that. I had a guy from, uh, I had Nathan Trafford from Trafford Watch Company. Uh, I bought actually a Trafford watch when my, when my Facebook, uh, crossed the million mark, uh, I bought a Trafford watch. Uh, and I had

• 2:00:27Speaker 04

  Heard of him.

• 2:00:28Speaker 02

  Oh, so it's such a cool, uh, little, it's a micro brand. They're super cool. They're on like, if you guys ever watch like the Teddy Baldisari videos. Um, if you guys do like Teddy Baldisari watch videos, he, he won a contest with them. That's how I, how I found them. And, uh, just really cool little micro brand company that does a really nice job making nice watches. Um, I just picked up one of their, uh, day trippers. Uh, I can show you that one. But I have, uh, what's it? Day tripper, blue. So that was Trafford watch, day tripper.

• 2:01:03Speaker 02

  So it's not exactly this watch, but it looks similar to this.

• 2:01:05Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 2:01:06Speaker 02

  One of these guys. Um, but yeah, so we,

• 2:01:11Speaker 02

  we, we do the podcast, we do my, my short form is over on the original batch 502 channel. Uh, and then I started doing, uh, through my 502 reviews. That's the new channel that we created was 502 reviews. And that is uh, kind of reaction videos to, now listen, I've, I've never been, I, I work in law enforcement, sure, but I've never been a cop. I've never been in the military, unfortunately. And so it's hard for me to speak to like weapons and tactics and things like that and shootings. Like I just, I don't, I don't understand that enough to be able to speak educationally about it. Um, but I, listen, I can bust balls as good as fucking anybody. I can make fun of you and you will not know I made fun of you for another 45 minutes until I walked away. Um, so what we are doing is things like

• 2:01:53Speaker 02

  DUIs cases, stuff that a 911 dispatcher would send you to have to understand EMTs would show up to, um, and we're doing like DUIs and

• 2:02:01Speaker 04

  EMTs showing up to a DUI?

• 2:02:03Speaker 02

  Oh yeah. We do it all the time.

• 2:02:04Speaker 04

  Really?

• 2:02:04Speaker 02

  Oh yeah. Yeah. When people crash their cars.

• 2:02:06Speaker 04

  Oh, well, well, yeah. In the words of, uh, Ron White, anything's a DUI checkpoint. If you crash your car into it.

• 2:02:14Speaker 02

  Exactly right. Uh, I'll give you a first, the first one that we just did, uh, was the, uh, Assistant Attorney General. She was out of, uh, Newport, Rhode Island. I said, uh, New Hampshire, yes, but Newport, Rhode Island. She's the Assistant Attorney General over there. And she just, she's getting like trespassing, replaced, had a couple too many drinks. And they're like, all right, this lady's gotta go. She's getting jacked out of here. And it's like her, her friend and the two guys, and obviously two guys were super fucking helpful. And then she's with her friend who's just screaming and it's, it's Newport, Rhode Island. They're just hoity-toity, rich motherfuckers who just want to, um, so this is what she's, she's an AG. So she knows what she's talking about, but she's talking about like, you need to shut your body cam off, all this stuff. And I'm like, well, first off, no, no, the fuck they don't. I mean, there's, there's situations where they might

• 2:02:55Speaker 02

  ask you to, and it might be viable. If it's like a super delicate situation, you can ask that, but it's still gonna be the officer's discretion.

• 2:03:00Speaker 04

  Situation be that you would shut a body cam off?

• 2:03:03Speaker 02

  So, yeah. So if it's like a DV conversation that is getting hyper personal, if they're talking about juveniles in a certain way, but there's, there's certain things again, that officers can technically have the ability to do it, but they're still not going to. You're gonna cover your bases. Like no officer is really gonna be like, we're shutting our cameras off.

• 2:03:21Speaker 04

  I was gonna say, I, I feel like no matter what, like even if it is super delicate, like that's something, if somebody admits to something that's like, oh, well, that's like a child crime.

• 2:03:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. You want that stuff on. There's, there's, I can, I can think of very minimal reasons why anyone would try to, uh, BWC off. Um, But she keeps telling them that they have to shut it off. You have to shut it off. And mind you, she's in the middle of a wide open restaurant front with a couple cops and she's just screaming, "I'm an AG, I'm an AG, I'm an AG." And I'm like, "Well, you're fucking..." First off, there's two aspects to this, right? First off, you can't just scream, "I'm an AG," and expect people to help not to not do something because, first off, look at all these people that are watching, right? So if you're like, "I'm an AG," they're gonna be like, "Oh, okay. Well, we can't do anything now." No, you're gonna get fucking jammed up because these cops are now gonna be like, "Well, I can't not do anything now because everybody around you is gonna be like, 'Whoa,

• 2:04:11Speaker 02

  they're letting her go because she's an Attorney General.'" So you can't do that.

• 2:04:14Speaker 04

  On top of that, like, in public, you have no reasonable expectation of privacy.

• 2:04:17Speaker 02

  Correct. Hundred percent. Hundred percent. Hundred percent. Now, the other half of it is, and Cody, I guarantee you, you're gonna feel at least five percent this way. Cops do not love AGs, man. They don't love AGs. They don't love prosecutors. If I was to arrest somebody for 15 freaking crimes and I go to court and they drop nine of those crimes or 13 of those crimes, what the hell do all that work for? I just did all this work trying to... And these guys are just like, "Nah, you're good. We're just gonna get them on this and we'll call it a day."

• 2:04:44Speaker 01

  Especially in your area. I guarantee it's fucking... What? Oh, yeah. Never mind. Now I get why you would not like them as a...

• 2:04:51Speaker 04

  I'm not gonna bring this partisan-wise, but let's say, I'm assuming this was a soft-on-crime AG.

• 2:04:56Speaker 02

  It was Newport, Rhode Island, baby, you know?

• 2:04:59Speaker 04

  So was it a soft-on-crime AG?

• 2:05:02Speaker 02

  Hundred percent. Most likely. Like, there's a spot in it where I was like, the cutaway was, "What's your superpower?" "I'm rich." It's like, what do you say? Just a bunch of rich people that wanna... That aren't being... That aren't used to being told no. And I think she said, one of the officers was like, looked over at the guys and was like, "Can you get your kids out of here?" Just getting real angry. I'm like, "That's fucking hilarious." Like, maybe not the height of professionalism, but still fucking hilarious. "And please get these kids out of here." It's fucking ridiculous. But yeah, so we're doing things like that where it's gonna be just breakdowns of things like that and just kinda chop-busting and hopefully it's funny. I hope you guys like it. I like to think I'm a little funny sometimes. Yeah, stuff like that.

• 2:05:42Speaker 04

  We'll let the comments decide.

• 2:05:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, we'll let the comments decide. I did the watch thing for you, so...

• 2:05:49Speaker 04

  That took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out.

• 2:05:51Speaker 02

  So I had, full disclosure, I told Eli about this on Say Hi yesterday. I'm like, "Listen, I'm 100% doing this." I'm like, "I don't know if the watch guy is gonna notice, but I wonder if they're gonna notice." Because I'm gonna make sure that I'm keeping them like, kinda close and kind of jingling the G-Shock around, banging it around a little bit. But I was like, it took them a surprising long time. I had three on by that point.

• 2:06:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:06:11Speaker 02

  I didn't get the fourth one on.

• 2:06:13Speaker 01

  And then where can people find those ones? At? Like, where do the internet people find you?

• 2:06:19Speaker 02

  Dear internets, how are you? I am fine. 502 Reviews over on YouTube is the new channel. We're pushing to get that legitimized, make that take off. And once that happens, the Quiet Shift Podcast is gonna move. By the way, that's the name of the podcast, because I'm a first responder and I love chaos. The Quiet Shift Podcast is gonna get its own YouTube channel right now. We're just building watch hours and it's gonna be over at 502 Reviews. It's gonna be a good time.

• 2:06:40Speaker 04

  He's also starting a G.I. Joe figure review channel.

• 2:06:43Speaker 02

  Yeah. I already have one. It's a little... It's a little out of shape and smells funny.

• 2:06:50Speaker 01

  This one sucked, put it in your butt. Two out of 10. Great phallic object to place in there.

• 2:06:56Speaker 02

  For some reason, the G.I. Joe figure's like this now. I don't understand what happened. It also has one tier line.

• 2:07:03Speaker 01

  He hits your prostate button.

• 2:07:08Speaker 02

  He found G.I. Jesus after that.

• 2:07:10Speaker 01

  And then where can they find you on? 502 on everything other than...

• 2:07:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, Batch 502 across all social media platforms. On Instagram, it happens to be EMTbadge502. Yeah, it's a good time, man. Come hang out.

• 2:07:20Speaker 01

  Come hang out. And then we're gonna go, we'll do an after-show today. We're gonna do an after-show. And then, Mr. Cody, close us out.

• 2:07:27Speaker 04

  Thank you, guys, for joining the Unsubscribe Podcast today. I was joined by Eli Double Tap, EMTbadge502, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Catch us on the After Show on Patreon. Where we talk about girls.

• 2:07:38Speaker 02

  All the girls.