Tectone CALLS OUT Hasan Piker & The Sykkuno Drama Is Insane | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 264

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• 0:46Speaker 02

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• 2:26Speaker 02

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  Yeah.

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• 2:41Speaker 01

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• 2:44Speaker 01

  But, well, Cody, you want to kick us off?

• 2:46Speaker 05

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Tectone, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 2:55Speaker 04

  What's up, bitches? Cody's back from Japan.

• 2:59Speaker 01

  Konnichiwa.

• 3:00Speaker 05

  Konnichiwa, bitches.

• 3:01Speaker 04

  How many? You did speak a little Japanese, didn't you?

• 3:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. Arigato, no mitsai, or whatever.

• 3:07Speaker 04

  I like your voice goes to the light.

• 3:09Speaker 05

  You have to, man. Their voices do that, too. They'll be talking to you normal in English, and then when they go to arigato. Arigato.

• 3:17Speaker 04

  Thank you. So cute. Cody has the big eyes. Oh, Brendan-san. Oh.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  This is gonna be a long two hours. I can tell.

• 3:30Speaker 04

  How was it, buddy?

• 3:31Speaker 05

  It was super fun, man. I know everyone, when they get back, they're like, the food, incredible. 7-Eleven's incredible. Everyone's nice, super high trust society.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  7-Eleven is incredible?

• 3:40Speaker 05

  7-Eleven is fucking badass.

• 3:42Speaker 01

  I've never heard of about a Japanese 7-Eleven. What's?

• 3:45Speaker 05

  The 7-Eleven's there, the food quality is like good restaurants here in San Antonio.

• 3:49Speaker 01

  Really?

• 3:49Speaker 05

  I should you not.

• 3:50Speaker 02

  Did you try the egg salad sandwich?

• 3:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, man.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  Is it that good?

• 3:53Speaker 05

  Like, all the, everything there is good.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  Dude, the chicken?

• 3:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  Like grilled chicken?

• 3:58Speaker 05

  And they would just have grilled chicken breasts in little packets or seasoned, pull them out, see the whole grilled chicken breast. Unlike 7-Eleven here, where you just get fucking diabetes going there once, you know?

• 4:07Speaker 01

  Just going in.

• 4:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, just walking in the door.

• 4:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:13Speaker 05

  I'm fat now.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  So you, so you were the minority there?

• 4:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, man.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  How'd that feel?

• 4:18Speaker 05

  Me and black people.

• 4:23Speaker 04

  That two hours got longer, Brandon. It's like damage.

• 4:30Speaker 01

  Just doing, yeah, like poison, like radiation damage in fucking Fallout New Vegas.

• 4:34Speaker 05

  Negative one, negative one.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:39Speaker 05

  It was badass, so.

• 4:41Speaker 04

  Where'd you end up going? Stayed in Tokyo, Kyoto?

• 4:43Speaker 05

  So, yeah, Tokyo for three day or four days and then we went to Kyoto for three days and went to all the temples. Moody liked for our honeymoon, walking four miles uphill every day.

• 4:56Speaker 05

  Do what?

• 4:58Speaker 01

  You put it on the checklist.

• 5:01Speaker 05

  It was a good time though. I gotta see monkeys.

• 5:03Speaker 02

  Did you see the tentacle monster?

• 5:05Speaker 05

  What, what?

• 5:06Speaker 02

  The tentacle monster, because you got the hantavirus, because it's now in America.

• 5:08Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:10Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, yeah, shit, I forgot.

• 5:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:15Speaker 04

  Q brain is blurred out.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  They, yeah, because that's in the US now and they're, they're claiming it's like 50% mortality, which is what they claimed about COVID in the beginning.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  It's not real.

• 5:30Speaker 04

  What is it called?

• 5:31Speaker 02

  Hanata virus, I think.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  Hanta, Hanta or Hanta or however.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, I will say the videos have been hilarious where it's like that one guy's crying. He's like, we're people, dude, da, da, da. And we were scared and we don't know what to do. We just want to go home to our families, open the comments. Oh, man, I feel for you, but you stay the on that.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Save the ship, bomb the ship. I'll be real, bro. Even if it does what it said it does, you think you're gonna get Americans to like, what's, what's the word, lock up for another four years? Absolutely. No one's doing that shit.

• 6:02Speaker 01

  It's the boy that cried wolf. Like, even if we do have like a super deadly virus now, nobody's gonna believe you because you lied so hard the first time.

• 6:08Speaker 02

  Yep. I have not felt the same after being tricked into triple vaccing in Canada. I fucking hate it. I've never felt the same since. It is awful. They, in Canada, you couldn't get groceries unless you were vaccinated, which I feel is ridiculous. And then I moved from Canada to Texas. Nobody's even wearing a mask. I'm like, wow, this is awesome. Why the fuck do they ever leave America?

• 6:30Speaker 01

  Then they'll say shit like, well, we didn't force you to get vaccinated. We just made it to where you couldn't be gainfully employed or buy food if you didn't.

• 6:37Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  But you had a choice.

• 6:40Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 6:41Speaker 05

  That one dude on the ship talking about, you know, the one that was crying, you were just, I'm not incredibly gay.

• 6:47Speaker 05

  I was like, nah, man, that's monkey pox.

• 6:52Speaker 01

  I have not seen this video.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. The one guy who like broke the news about the Hanada Hanta virus was like the gayest dude you could have ever imagined. So while he was bitching like talking about, oh, we're all gonna die. It was like so fruity. It's like, bro, I don't care. I think the world's biggest bitch to complain about this. I'm not taking it seriously.

• 7:10Speaker 04

  It was thousands of comments of.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  That's one of those you see.

• 7:16Speaker 01

  You see it on Instagram. You're like, all right, to the comments.

• 7:18Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, it's one of those things where it's like, there was 150 people aboard this boat, right? Four of them had it. It spreads by human to human allegedly. Are we really gonna bring?

• 7:27Speaker 01

  Also like physical contact?

• 7:28Speaker 02

  Yes. Like, are we really gonna bring it back to America? Like, if it was real, they would have nuked the boat. There's no way they would have risked every citizen in the United States over 150 people. I feel like I would hope they wouldn't risk everyone. So that's why I just don't believe it. There's just no way.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  I mean, I believe it exists.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  But it doesn't do what they say it does.

• 7:47Speaker 01

  I have no idea. Like, this is one of those things that just came across my feed and like, people have started to talk about it now at time of recording. Like, it's just now popped up. I'm just rolling my eyes thinking like, not again. Come on.

• 8:01Speaker 04

  Twenty to forty percent? What's the?

• 8:03Speaker 01

  Fifty is what they're saying.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  Forty percent was the last time they said, but if it's up to fifty now, Jesus Christ, it's increasing. Yeah, forty percent mortality allegedly.

• 8:10Speaker 01

  Well, do you remember the early days in COVID when like COVID was only in China? And they had all those videos where they were like taping up, like locking up apartment buildings. Like, there were dudes in full mop suits with MP5s going in, like dudes that were like bleeding out of their eyes in the street. Like, that's how they that's how they pitched it in the beginning.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  Like, it was like the fucking Resident Evil T-virus apocalypse.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  Well, the other problem with big COVID virus was that like, if you had COVID virus and you died, they said it was because of COVID virus. Like, you would get in a car accident with COVID. They say, oh, he died because of COVID. It's like, ah, well, I don't know about that.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  It's like comorbidities. It's like, it turns out half the comorbidities were, oh, he lost his head in a motorcycle wreck. Well, yeah.

• 8:50Speaker 01

  Because I think the hospitals were getting paid for every COVID-related death that they had. So like, follow the money on anything. But anyway, Japan.

• 8:58Speaker 04

  Hey, Cody, you got us gifts?

• 9:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:02Speaker 04

  You got Brandon a?

• 9:04Speaker 05

  Yeah. Brandon only eats Chick-fil-A and doesn't cook, so I got you the chef's plate.

• 9:08Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 9:09Speaker 01

  Don't accuse me of things you know I do.

• 9:13Speaker 04

  Give you the biggest hug.

• 9:14Speaker 02

  Oh, that's freaking insane.

• 9:16Speaker 01

  Put the knife down first.

• 9:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, these knives are handmade by the same dude.

• 9:22Speaker 04

  Just slowly.

• 9:25Speaker 04

  This is why you got it for me, right?

• 9:27Speaker 01

  I know.

• 9:28Speaker 04

  Holy shit.

• 9:29Speaker 01

  I know what must be done.

• 9:30Speaker 05

  It's sharp, too. I shaved skin off my finger on accident with it.

• 9:34Speaker 04

  I'm not washing it.

• 9:38Speaker 01

  A piece of you is now within me.

• 9:41Speaker 04

  Dude, thank you so much, brother. I fucking appreciate that.

• 9:45Speaker 01

  A very thin sheaf. Like, I know it's wax paper, but like.

• 9:50Speaker 04

  Oh, that's just to transport it.

• 9:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:53Speaker 04

  This isn't the actual sheaf.

• 9:56Speaker 01

  I just, I was watching the way that you put it back on. I was like, I was shocked it didn't just split through it.

• 10:01Speaker 04

  It probably can.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  And this here, we've got.

• 10:10Speaker 01

  Higunakami?

• 10:11Speaker 05

  Konichiwa.

• 10:12Speaker 01

  Ah, yeah.

• 10:12Speaker 05

  No, I don't know. Bukkake-san.

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Which I was trying not to break this because it's so stiff to open, but dude, this is fucking sharp. And Moody goes up to try to give me a hug and I'm like, ah, please let me put this down because I feel like I'm gonna stab something. I, uh, because it was just after I shaved like a little, uh, little section of hair off my forearm and it like took a bit of skin with it. It's sharp. Like I just exfoliated with this thing.

• 10:40Speaker 05

  They know what they're doing with their blades, it looks like.

• 10:43Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 10:49Speaker 04

  I cannot read this.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  Oh, me hungo this.

• 10:51Speaker 04

  God, that is terrifying. Okay, there. I don't want to close it on my fingies.

• 10:56Speaker 01

  No, it'd be a bad idea.

• 10:57Speaker 04

  Thank you, Mr. Cody. Appreciate it, buddy. Glad you had a good time.

• 11:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, man. It was a good honeymoon.

• 11:02Speaker 04

  And then we'll go back.

• 11:03Speaker 01

  How long did you, uh, how long did you spend there?

• 11:05Speaker 05

  There's seven days total.

• 11:07Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 11:08Speaker 05

  Plane ride was pretty cool too. Never done the first class thingy, especially internationally where you have your own pod.

• 11:15Speaker 04

  You've got like a bed and everything?

• 11:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, so it wasn't like your own room, but you had a, each individual person in first class had a pod. And you're, it's a normal seat, but then it reclines into a bed to just flat and you can lay down, watch TV.

• 11:27Speaker 02

  What's price range on that? Cause I was looking at flights like the other day. It was like 300 for, for economy, 300 for business class. How much is your own pod?

• 11:34Speaker 05

  Uh, it was pretty expensive, man.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  Don't wanna say?

• 11:37Speaker 05

  No, I don't wanna say.

• 11:39Speaker 04

  It's a honeymoon.

• 11:40Speaker 05

  It was a honeymoon. I spent a lot of money on that.

• 11:43Speaker 04

  It is, uh, first class is, actual first class is a big difference from like what we're.

• 11:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:50Speaker 04

  It's like international flights. Yeah, dude, it's like, you have a shower and.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  See, that sounds so awesome. Cause I'm, I'm gonna do that tonight. I, I wanna do that, but I'm wondering like, how much that shit gonna hurt?

• 12:01Speaker 01

  It also feels like a necessity if you're traveling for like, you know, some of those are like 12 hours.

• 12:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's what that was. It was 13 hours.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:09Speaker 04

  Free drinks? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I didn't know if they had the bar in the back.

• 12:14Speaker 02

  What, what airline?

• 12:15Speaker 05

  Uh, this was Delta.

• 12:16Speaker 02

  Delta? Okay, I'll have to look that up.

• 12:18Speaker 05

  Okay, we'll go back next. When do we go to Japan? I don't know. We all, we need to do a Gang Does episode there.

• 12:24Speaker 01

  Are you allowed, are you allowed two people to one pod? Or are they just kinda weird about that?

• 12:28Speaker 05

  It was, it was one, like it's only big enough for one.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, got it. Yeah. And that would be kinda weird if you're like, you're traveling with like, for example, your significant other and you're like, not allowed to see each other.

• 12:39Speaker 05

  There's a, there's a little sliding window right here. Yeah. So I closed that. I didn't wanna look at her.

• 12:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm not playing.

• 12:47Speaker 01

  The world's most expensive glory hole.

• 12:51Speaker 04

  It's a giant square. She opens her dick.

• 12:56Speaker 05

  I got into the Mile High Club. She didn't.

• 13:00Speaker 05

  They give you a blanket. It was super easy.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  A blanket. Cute families making macaroni cheese under that blanket.

• 13:10Speaker 05

  Oh, that's so gross.

• 13:13Speaker 01

  No, Cody was playing solo, not co-op.

• 13:18Speaker 04

  Well, we're glad you're back, buddy. Fucking and then Mr. Tech, you what have all you been into lately? You haven't been on.

• 13:26Speaker 02

  Oh dude, the streamer world has been insane. It's been awesome. It's been so nice. I'm on Rumble now. Rumble's the shit. It's the best platform for Americans. So I've been streaming there.

• 13:35Speaker 01

  Aside from Pepperbox?

• 13:36Speaker 02

  Aside from Pepperbox, absolutely. Uh, but no, Rumble's been dealt, uh.

• 13:41Speaker 01

  I could never get used to the UI, like the UI on on Rumble, I think needs a lot of work.

• 13:46Speaker 02

  Really? What was the reason you tried streaming on there?

• 13:48Speaker 01

  I I never tried to stream on it.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 13:50Speaker 01

  So just just from a a consumer, like somebody who's watching content and shit like that.

• 13:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, there's some issues with like the mobile platform, but on PC it's very good. There's still some bugs to fix out, but like it's like as far as like making money isn't, and I want to make it very clear, as a American streamer, it is the best platform. You just get hella free ads. Uh, they like run almost no ads in their platform. It's nice.

• 14:09Speaker 01

  Cause I like what they try to do, cause like they really are like a a bastion for like the the more silenced, you know, especially conservative voices and stuff.

• 14:16Speaker 02

  I do videos on YouTube and then streaming on Rumble and, uh, man, I just feel untouchable. Cause like just nobody gives a.

• 14:22Speaker 04

  Are you not Twitch? You you just gave up on the.

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• 15:04Speaker 01

  He knows you could just do that for free, right?

• 15:05Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 15:07Speaker 01

  You don't have to tank a very expensive platform to do it.

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  Yeah, but the thing is though, it's like people are weird.

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  That's a lot less than I thought.

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  No, it's.

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• 16:18Speaker 04

  Hey, do you know what's better than anything, brother? Homemade cooking.

• 16:22Speaker 03

  Oh God, Eli, are we doing this bit again?

• 16:26Speaker 04

  Yes, we are.

• 16:27Speaker 05

  I'm not doing the Macho Man bit.

• 16:28Speaker 03

  I've got HelloFresh for three minutes.

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  You want to know a horrifying statistic that was just publicized? This is cra- I found this out the other day. This was two days ago. This was actually put out. Did you know? That only 3% of Indians are outside of India. Look that up.

• 18:25Speaker 05

  So we've literally only been around 3%.

• 18:29Speaker 01

  Only like a third of India has internet right now.

• 18:32Speaker 02

  That's nuts.

• 18:32Speaker 05

  Wait, what?

• 18:33Speaker 02

  How, like we're experiencing-

• 18:35Speaker 01

  A third of India.

• 18:35Speaker 02

  A fraction of their power. And they're already scamming our grandma and grandpas en masse.

• 18:41Speaker 05

  I think we were talking about them on the last one, all the, uh, the drownings in pools that are like six inches deep that happened last, last week or something. They were everywhere.

• 18:50Speaker 01

  Okay, well, as, uh, as of early 2026, over 70% of India's population has internet access.

• 18:56Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 18:56Speaker 01

  I want to know with the drowning.

• 18:58Speaker 05

  I saw at least three videos of water this deep. And them diving into it and hitting their head and then laying their face down floating in the water and all their friends are sitting around like-

• 19:08Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:10Speaker 02

  Look at how crazy he is.

• 19:14Speaker 01

  They are unburdened by what has been.

• 19:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, another Indian epidemic on Twitter has been crazy, bro. They're all just killing themselves and it's like for what, bro?

• 19:23Speaker 01

  I don't understand the train thing.

• 19:25Speaker 02

  Yes, the train.

• 19:26Speaker 01

  It's not unpredictable.

• 19:28Speaker 02

  I know.

• 19:28Speaker 01

  They're, you know where they're gonna be.

• 19:33Speaker 04

  Isn't there like an Indians doing backflips really bad?

• 19:36Speaker 01

  Yes, sneaking.

• 19:37Speaker 02

  I'm sure.

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Noticeably incognito, very silent.

• 19:44Speaker 01

  Very small and hidden.

• 19:46Speaker 04

  I swear there's a thing going around just Indians like failing backflips like they purposely land on their neck.

• 19:53Speaker 05

  I don't think they do it on purpose. I think it's just overconfident. Cause that's how they try to impress women.

• 19:58Speaker 02

  Have you guys ever played Among Us?

• 20:01Speaker 01

  When it was like peak COVID.

• 20:03Speaker 05

  Infancy, yeah.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  So I'm, I'm, I'm on the internet nonstop. Like I love talking about how shitty streamers are. It's my favorite thing. But there was this guy who played Among Us in real life and his name is Saikuno. And what Saikuno did was is while he had a girlfriend that I want to remind you, he was in this organization called Offline TV. You know, with Pokimane, Disguised Toast, all of them.

• 20:27Speaker 01

  All the big ones.

• 20:27Speaker 02

  None of them knew he had a girlfriend. None of them. And while he had a girlfriend, he was fucking, sitting and cutting inside of, I believe 13 to 16 different VTubers. All at the same time, none of them knew about it.

• 20:45Speaker 01

  VTubers?

• 20:46Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 20:46Speaker 01

  So half of them are probably dudes.

• 20:49Speaker 02

  You, you would think, no, all men, I think. Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure I'd actually never consider that. There's a chance that could be a dude. Pretty sure they're all guys. But it was hilarious because they dropped a Google Doc on Saikuno. Some of these VTubers found out that they were being played at the same time. So they decided to call him a lying, manipulative cheating predator. And the internet really took offense to that word predator because they were attempting to imply that he was a File just because he cheated. And so over this process.

• 21:22Speaker 01

  Which is like cheating bad.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 21:24Speaker 01

  But it's not, you know.

• 21:26Speaker 02

  Exactly. And so because these women who want to push these false accusations all when it's Saikuno, this guy who fucked 13 women at the same time became redeemable. And now everybody's rooting for this guy to come back to streaming saying, we don't give a fuck about the cheating because we know you're not a, we know you're not a pile, bro. Because I want to remind you, one of these women said, I was a former minor when we started talking non-sexually.

• 21:50Speaker 01

  Hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody's a former minor.

• 21:53Speaker 02

  I know. I was a former minor and they were literally like their DMs. They said, I can't believe Saikuna was trying to slide in on me. And all it is, is when this chick was 17, was Saikuno typing crab in all caps, because they were playing the game crab game. And that was being considered sexual harassment. It, there was literally so many false accusing women coming out at the exact same time, corroborating the exact same story. And they thought they would ruin his career because they got this big content creator called Mujin, over a million subscribers, you know, like 1.5 million views every single video to corroborate this same story. But it ended up completely obliterating his credibility as a content creator. Every single woman is getting relentlessly shit on, even though they got cheated on,

• 22:37Speaker 02

  because all of them were saying, yes, he cheated on us, but actually we're going to go even further and call him a. So then the girlfriend.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  So the distinction that I, I make on that too is like, for example, like my former opponent, like Tony.

• 22:49Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 22:50Speaker 01

  Like we, what made him a predator was not the fact that he cheated on his wife. He cheated on his wife serially.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 22:56Speaker 01

  Uh, which we knew that for, for a while. But what made him a predator was that he was doing it to subordinates and staff.

• 23:01Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Who were in a position like it was position of power. They couldn't say no. And he had like a record of doing that.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 23:06Speaker 01

  There was multiple that came forward with like after saying, no, no boss, this is too far.

• 23:11Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  No. And then he kept pushing it and then eventually forced sexual relationship.

• 23:15Speaker 02

  These women in totality all made the first move. Every single one of them reached out to him first, even so much so.

• 23:23Speaker 01

  Why does he have so much game? He's a fucking among us streamer.

• 23:25Speaker 02

  Well, uh, it's because he's been described as a in real life anime boy.

• 23:31Speaker 01

  What the does that mean?

• 23:33Speaker 02

  So he so he's a little age. So you went to Japan. You know, the Asian culture and how they go like they put their hands in front of their faces and they like they giggle because they don't want to show their teeth because they're shy. So he had like all of like the Japanese mannerisms. Uh, and so they would love that. Yes.

• 23:48Speaker 05

  I did notice that Japanese girls liked dudes who look like girls.

• 23:52Speaker 02

  Yes, that.

• 23:53Speaker 05

  Not exactly feminine, but like you're saying, like a real life anime.

• 23:56Speaker 02

  Yes. Uh, and so all of these people were down bad for Saikunos. I can only assume monster cock. Uh, because I mean, man, he was, he was slinging and he was slinging and dealing. He was coming. Um, and then what's crazy is even after.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  Is the coming like an extraneous detail or like?

• 24:12Speaker 02

  No, it's very.

• 24:12Speaker 01

  Do we know? Okay, okay.

• 24:14Speaker 02

  It is real because they were like.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  You seem very hung up on that. I was curious if that was.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  Oh, no, because this, this one girl went like into so graphic detail about like how much he came.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. I was like, oh, he like came in my mouth and then he came inside me and it's like, bro, that's, yeah, that's you started the sex. You can't change your mind three years after the sex. I don't know why people think they can say, well, it's been three years, so I'm going to go ahead and call it now. But like that just, that's just not a thing you can fucking do. Um, even if it's like, oh, well, I thought he was single. It doesn't make it regardless. Uh, then they went after the girlfriend and the girlfriend had Saikunos back and said, actually fuck all y'all for making our relationships public. Uh, Saikunos the best. I'm staying with him and leave us the alone. So.

• 25:00Speaker 01

  My favorite part was the, we were talking about this a little bit earlier. You brought it up. She's like, well, we're going to work through this together. I'm like, what? All 15 of you?

• 25:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. So.

• 25:12Speaker 05

  Seems like way too much work.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  Oh, dude, that's what I thought too. That's a young man's game, I guess. Way too much.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  One woman is a lot of work and that's fine. Like you gotta put work into a relationship. 13 is fucking absurd.

• 25:23Speaker 02

  Insane.

• 25:23Speaker 01

  That's a full, that's like eight full time jobs.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Yes. And like he would even like section out time to like play, um, Valorant with them separately. And then he would go to TwitchCon Paris for a TFT tournament and he had eight hour blocks. She's go from girl to girl to girl. Oh, and he had this one autistic one. This is so funny. There was, I gotta go babe. I'm getting a little tired.

• 25:46Speaker 05

  He's gumping it. He's gumping it. Jesus Christ.

• 25:50Speaker 01

  I've never heard it called gump.

• 25:51Speaker 05

  You never heard.

• 25:52Speaker 02

  I know what love is.

• 25:54Speaker 01

  And

• 25:57Speaker 01

  It's who is that that streamer guy?

• 26:00Speaker 04

  Is Wubby?

• 26:01Speaker 01

  Wubby?

• 26:01Speaker 04

  Father Wubby?

• 26:02Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 26:03Speaker 04

  Do you remember that one?

• 26:04Speaker 02

  No.

• 26:04Speaker 01

  Father, are you familiar with the term Gumpin?

• 26:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, no, guy.

• 26:09Speaker 04

  Long story short, I f***ed your ass in the freezer. That that was.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 26:14Speaker 02

  But there was this autistic one that was like very like intense and hyper invested into him. So because she's autistic, he's like, how the fuck do I keep this chick entertained while I go bang some other slots? So he bought her like a Hello Kitty puzzle. Hey, fuck.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  It was awesome. It was so good. Like all this.

• 26:34Speaker 01

  That shit's like, that's like throwing out like the monkeys and zombies.

• 26:44Speaker 01

  The fact that it worked.

• 26:45Speaker 02

  I know.

• 26:46Speaker 01

  I got this story is incredible.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, no, I mean, it was awesome. Um, yeah, and like, obviously, obviously, fuck him for cheating, you know, that's that sucks. Right. Yeah, shitty as, but also like, fuck women who falsely accuse men.

• 26:59Speaker 04

  I'm just like, and then pause.

• 27:04Speaker 04

  There's no moral to it.

• 27:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:08Speaker 02

  But it's like, you, you, you can't, the false accusation, men, it has to stop. It's the same thing with assassination culture. It's just kind of out of control.

• 27:14Speaker 01

  Well, I, I think that a lot of that can go away. Once you start instituting similar penalties, where like if you, if you accuse somebody of something with the intent of, again, locking them up, ruining their life.

• 27:24Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  And it is proven demonstrably that you made it up to try to ruin that person's life, you should get the penalty they were gonna get.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  I absolutely agree.

• 27:32Speaker 04

  That's, yeah.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  That's how you stop it.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  It's just proving that is so difficult.

• 27:35Speaker 04

  It's hard that you, the.

• 27:36Speaker 01

  But just the possibility that they could, I think, would be a big de-incentivization.

• 27:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, and also the.

• 27:41Speaker 01

  Scrabble word of the day.

• 27:42Speaker 04

  It's a hard one, because then you have that one lady, like 10 or 20 years later that came out and she's like, it was a lie. And then nothing happened to her and the guy finally got out of prison after 10, 20 years. He was like, well, it sucks because he lost his, he was a D1 college football player. He was supposed to get picked and then fucking gone.

• 28:01Speaker 02

  What, Gumpin?

• 28:03Speaker 01

  I was gonna say, I very confidently said, dis-incentivization.

• 28:07Speaker 02

  Oh, yes, it's a little worse.

• 28:09Speaker 01

  Like, that's, that's gotta be like the.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:10Speaker 01

  It adds up. This has been a topic of some debate on I, I have a tendency to George Bush words occasionally.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  Oh, that's okay.

• 28:16Speaker 01

  Make them up.

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• 28:48Speaker 02

  You look the parts. I believe that. Yeah, that's a word.

• 28:50Speaker 01

  I was gonna say, you're the first person earlier today. I'm like, you're the first person I think I've ever seen wear a suit jacket with sweatpants.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  What about black? What about black beater?

• 28:59Speaker 02

  Also, these sweatpants are also torn. And then I'm not.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  Oh my god. They're not like ripped. They're.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  They're completely torn.

• 29:05Speaker 01

  Torn open.

• 29:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, then I was wearing sandals.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  Nice cock.

• 29:08Speaker 02

  Thank you. I appreciate that. No, I was legit just like, I'm underdressed. I'm gonna go to men's warehouse real quick. Let me grab some. I gotta dress the bar.

• 29:15Speaker 01

  Said the peak lapels. Good choice.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  Thank you, thank you, thank you. Plus, like, I haven't worked out that hard like the past week, so I'm feeling like, I think I text, I texted, I texted somebody. I feel like a fat sexless chow.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's been good. Yeah, the Saikuno drum has been dope.

• 29:30Speaker 05

  Um, dude, that's just, that is all streaming is now. It just seems it's like drama circles on top of.

• 29:37Speaker 01

  I don't want to be involved in it.

• 29:39Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, it's worse than drama. It's crimes now. Did you all heard about David?

• 29:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, David.

• 29:45Speaker 02

  The David, the singer, the singer songwriter was like best friends with Pokemon and Jason Wayne?

• 29:49Speaker 01

  No, never.

• 29:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, he took a girl. Oh, this is about to get dark. Let's talk about this very quickly.

• 29:55Speaker 05

  Who's that? Wait, David is a singer?

• 29:56Speaker 02

  Huge rapper.

• 29:57Speaker 05

  It looks like, his name looks like D4.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, T4VD.

• 30:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, D4VD.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  Huge rapper, um, was, this is already confirmed, already confirmed that he was assaulting a 12-year-old girl.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 30:10Speaker 02

  Until she was 15, then he broke up with her, so she was gonna tell the authorities, and so he takes her to his garage, puts her in a pool, chops her up with a chainsaw.

• 30:21Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 30:22Speaker 02

  Keeps her deceased remains in his trunk of his car for four months until he gets caught.

• 30:26Speaker 05

  Tesla?

• 30:27Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 30:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. Fucking insane. It's, it's like, how the fuck is this happening?

• 30:34Speaker 05

  Bro, it's, yeah.

• 30:36Speaker 04

  Now I know which one you're talking about. It was that Tesla because they, how did they find that it was an abandoned Tesla? Or they, somebody opened it and like, oh, the body's been in here for four fucking months.

• 30:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was his Tesla.

• 30:47Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's what.

• 30:48Speaker 01

  I love that I go to look this guy up and the.

• 30:51Speaker 02

  Was it about Fortnite?

• 30:53Speaker 01

  D, D four V, V D. And it's just like, shows up like songs, albums, uh, murder. No, no mention of why I'm Googling.

• 31:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:03Speaker 01

  Uh, that I feel like that would be a highlight.

• 31:05Speaker 02

  Yep. No, it's been crazy shit.

• 31:07Speaker 01

  In Texas.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 31:09Speaker 04

  Wait, he's in Houston?

• 31:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. And there was like hella streamers vouching for him. Like, there's no way he could have done this. And then people were going after the streamers who vouch for him. But it's also like, you gotta, you gotta understand.

• 31:19Speaker 04

  They had him on live stream with that girl though, right? That was one of the big things. It's like, actually, here was this. She's 14.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, 14, 15 upon time of death. And then, uh, yeah.

• 31:30Speaker 01

  Celeste Hernandez.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was writing songs. Like he was sub tweeting her in songs, like talking about her, uh, before he killed her. And it's, it's all because like, many streamers are like, getting shit on for being friends with them. I think friend A O E is so gay. I think it's so ridiculous when like, one of your homies does some crazy shit that nobody could have possibly known about. And they say, well, actually it's your fault as well. I mean, that's just, it's.

• 31:50Speaker 01

  That's fucking wild. Like I, I would have never, I, well, I've never met the guy, but it like, if, if I, we were to find out you had like 13 bodies in your basement.

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Oh, it's 12.

• 31:58Speaker 01

  Turns out, well, good. That's better than 13 objectively. It's like, when you're hanging out, he didn't mention the crime.

• 32:06Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 32:06Speaker 01

  Like, you know, that's sort of like.

• 32:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, the house smelled weird.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  So does everyone.

• 32:12Speaker 04

  Oh, that's why we put on the lotion every time.

• 32:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I just have a, a CD player playing the, the Halloween screaming in my basement. That's.

• 32:20Speaker 04

  That makes sense.

• 32:21Speaker 01

  Ambiance.

• 32:22Speaker 02

  But I feel like we too often right now are moving to a culture where when somebody does, referring back to Sakuno, when somebody does one thing that is bad, then everything they've ever done is bad. And now they're also the worst human being on earth. I think if we were to actually say, this is what this guy did, this is what was proven that he did. This is like the hard proof that he did this. Let's focus on that. Of making up other shit, people would actually take this shit seriously. But we're not doing that. It's like, for example, Hitler. Hitler, awful guy, but I'm not going to say he was a bad painter. Right? Because that's just a lie, right? His artwork is crazy, right? But let's just focus on the Jews.

• 33:00Speaker 01

  There's somebody right now that is just sitting there waiting on the clip button.

• 33:04Speaker 02

  Go on, Brandon. Say you own the painting too.

• 33:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. That was my favorite part of that whole, because it was the Actman podcast. They're like congressional candidate admits owning a copy of Mein Kampf. I'm like, in the same sentence that I owned, I said, I owned a copy of Das Kapital and the Communist Manifesto. And then we proceeded to talk for five minutes. Why Mein Kampf is like just shit, complete dog shit that like just completely just dances all over the fucking place.

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• 34:59Speaker 02

  Have you seen the Hitler to Mr. Beast pipeline?

• 35:02Speaker 01

  What?

• 35:03Speaker 02

  Oh, that's crazy, bro. Like, if you go back, I'm sorry. If you're sorry, if you go back, there's this whole video on it. It's like four minutes long. Uh, it's very quick, but like, understand that Hitler's teaching is how Mr. Beast became like the largest content creator. Uh, because I'm

• 35:16Speaker 01

  You're gonna have to connect those dots.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  So like Mr. So by Hitler and Mein Kampf was like, uh, you need to talk to people like, you know, they're idiots because the majority of humanity is retarded. And so like, that is what, that is what Mr. Beast's content is curated to his lowest common denominator of absolute retards. I love Mr. Beast's content, by the way.

• 35:35Speaker 01

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• 35:38Speaker 02

  The Jew part.

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  God, I, that's, if, if that's where you're insinuating Mr. Beast is gonna go, then this is gonna get wild. And sponsored by Amazon Prime.

• 35:50Speaker 02

  Imagine the video, though. I recreate it. Never mind.

• 35:55Speaker 01

  Last person to, now, we're

• 35:58Speaker 01

  not even gonna go there.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 36:01Speaker 04

  About to hit that record button.

• 36:04Speaker 01

  Dude, I'm like, I'm like the meme of the kid in class with like a vein popping out. There's so many jokes I wanna make.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  You can't do that anymore, huh?

• 36:12Speaker 01

  Oh, I can.

• 36:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's just with

• 36:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:15Speaker 04

  Within reason.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  I get it.

• 36:17Speaker 01

  They will intentionally, like, they will know the difference between when I'm kidding, what I actually mean, and they will intentionally pretend like they don't.

• 36:25Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  To try to clip something to get a headline and to get clicks. It is the most, it's the most cynical dog shit. Cause like, it's, this is what they accuse me of doing. Like, he's, oh, he's doing this for clicks. It's like, well, that is exactly what you're doing.

• 36:37Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 36:37Speaker 04

  Can you talk about any of that with even the article? They're like, hey, we wanna write this. Can you respond?

• 36:44Speaker 01

  Well, that's just how articles work in general. Basically, they'll, they'll, they'll

• 36:47Speaker 04

  But it is, it's what you're saying with obvious joke. Fucking glaring, just sarcasm, whatever it is, and then they're turning it into, this is an actual factual statement that Brandon made in all seriousness.

• 37:00Speaker 01

  Well, and it's, it's the, the joke that we make all the time. Like, oh, that shit don't look good on paper, but like legitimately, like, it's, it's fucking around with your boys. It's just what we do here. And they'll clip it and anybody who had access to that video, seeing all the context before and after that four second snippet, knows the context. It's literally impossible to clip that without seeing the context that makes it very clear that, you know, oh, it was a joke or it was this, or like, he doesn't mean this. But they'll do it intentionally. Just so they can get that just on paper saying, well, can you believe this is what this guy thinks? And it's dog shit. I don't, I don't think most people fall for it anymore because it's so obvious.

• 37:39Speaker 04

  That's the scary thing. It's if they're still doing it, it's working to enough degree where it's viable. Like, hey, we make our money with.

• 37:45Speaker 02

  Well, they definitely are falling for it. I mean, that, that was, there was a big quote on like online where it's like 90% of leftist discourse is intentionally misunderstanding what you mean. And it works to a scary degree. It's, it's actually horrifying.

• 37:56Speaker 01

  Cause they have the money to push it is the problem.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  Yes. Yeah. And like, that's why I've completely given up on like ever trying to be brand friendly or PR friendly. Because it's impossible when we live in a world that does not want to understand you and they want you to be exactly who they think you are without any proof whatsoever, just because they have that feeling. There's no reason anymore to be like, to try and be squeaky clean, to try and be brand friendly. Because the moment someone decides you're a bad guy, there's no change in that. And then it, it will snowball out of control.

• 38:25Speaker 01

  And not only that, I think the worst thing I could do is just try to back away like, oh, well, that's my past and you know, this, this, this, whatever. It's like, no, I, I was joking then, I'm joking now. There's a very, when I'm being serious to camera, I, I'm very serious. You know, there's a time and a place. There's a difference between the way you talk with your boys in a garage and the, the way you talk in church or your grandma or something like that. The worst thing you could do is double down and apologize, or excuse me, not double down and like try to apologize and backpedal. It's like, no, fuck it. I stand by it. I was joking around. I had a good time.

• 38:54Speaker 04

  Has it ever worked to apologize? I've never seen it actually working. Like zero percent of the time it works in the favor of that person.

• 39:01Speaker 02

  You can never apologize.

• 39:03Speaker 01

  But they always try to pressure you into it. Like this is the way to do, you just, you have to apologize because that's how they get victory.

• 39:09Speaker 02

  Yes. Well, it's, it's like, uh, you, you, you guys know Valkyrie, I'm sure Hassan's girlfriend or sorry, Hassan's ex-girlfriend.

• 39:13Speaker 01

  No, I have no idea.

• 39:14Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 39:15Speaker 04

  You're talking about.

• 39:16Speaker 02

  Sorry.

• 39:17Speaker 01

  We are, we are not in your bubble.

• 39:19Speaker 04

  So it sounds like you should. Get out of that world.

• 39:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:22Speaker 04

  The amount of stress and drama.

• 39:24Speaker 02

  No, I love it.

• 39:25Speaker 04

  Make that back though, babe.

• 39:26Speaker 02

  There is nothing more than I love than being in this world. It's so much fun for me. Uh, but yeah, so she's like another version of Pokemon, uh, Pokemon light. Uh, it was a son's ex-girlfriend. Um, she said, no cap on a stack for real, for real. And then she got canceled because that's AAVE, which in case you don't know is African-American vernacular. And she's not allowed to say that because she's not black. So she went on stream and she cried saying, I can't believe I appropriated y'all's culture. I will never say that ever again. I can't believe I was so racist to my black community. It was pathetic. It was pathetic.

• 40:02Speaker 01

  Well, it's a race to who can signal the most virtue.

• 40:05Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 40:05Speaker 04

  How would you care? Why would you want that audience? Why would you want anyone that's like, hey?

• 40:10Speaker 01

  What can you say?

• 40:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're just in a tight little box. You're like, I don't, mm.

• 40:14Speaker 02

  Well, I want to remind you that for about six years, we were beginning, not us. Other people were saying, so what should I call you? What are your pronouns? Are you Zzer? Are you Wolf Wolf self? They they self? I mean, that's where we went as a society.

• 40:30Speaker 01

  That, that's why, that's why I would blow my brains out in corporate America. I feel like we've, we've gone back away from that though.

• 40:35Speaker 02

  We have absolutely. We absolutely have.

• 40:37Speaker 01

  Like that pendulum swinging.

• 40:38Speaker 02

  Swinging back.

• 40:38Speaker 04

  Which means it's going to come back around too.

• 40:41Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 40:41Speaker 04

  Six to.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  I, I would like to think that was a high watermark.

• 40:45Speaker 04

  I hope.

• 40:46Speaker 02

  Uh, there's, there's no way we're ever getting that retarded again. There's just no way.

• 40:49Speaker 04

  I mean, but then you look at, look how movies are still being implemented or what storylines are being pushed out directing. Like narratives are still being pushed that way where it's like, oh, we gotta still, uh, adapt that culture and bring it in. There is that hard line. It's like, no, that's, that's not proper. That's mean. That's.

• 41:07Speaker 01

  I think you're starting to see it a little bit with things like Star Wars where they're realizing like, dude, we're losing a fuckload of money.

• 41:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:12Speaker 01

  It's just not financially viable. And that's why it's important to vote with your dollar.

• 41:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  If, if people are pushing shit I don't like, you know, I'm not going to flip shit over it, but I'm just not going to watch it. Like, I feel like that's the the best way to go about it.

• 41:24Speaker 02

  I don't know, bro. I was pissed. I was playing God of War, uh, twenty eighteen. Insane game. Amazing. And then they made it.

• 41:32Speaker 04

  I haven't beat it yet, so I'm just.

• 41:33Speaker 02

  Twenty twenty. You haven't beat the second one?

• 41:35Speaker 04

  Or the first?

• 41:36Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm not gonna, I'm just gonna say, okay, I'll be vague. Uh, one of my favorite games of all time, God of War twenty eighteen, incredible, in my top ten. Then I played Ragnarok. And, oh, dude, they do this thing where there's this fucking character and they make this character a love interest and they're white in the lore and then they make him black and it's like, can we stop doing this shit? It drives me insane.

• 41:58Speaker 01

  I didn't realize how bad, uh, Invincible was with that.

• 42:00Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 42:02Speaker 01

  They they race swapped the shit out of a ton of people.

• 42:05Speaker 02

  Amber was white, Mater black. Um, they made a random Vulture mate black. And it's never black to white. It was just like Harry Potter Snape, made him black.

• 42:14Speaker 04

  Well, that's why we're gonna get, uh, Ryan Gosling playing MLK, right?

• 42:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, that'd be sick.

• 42:21Speaker 05

  It's a new one, like in Homer's Odyssey, or whatever it is coming out soon.

• 42:25Speaker 01

  Odyssey.

• 42:26Speaker 02

  What was that?

• 42:27Speaker 01

  So that Christopher Nolan, uh, is directing a movie that based on like the the old, you know, the Troy.

• 42:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:33Speaker 02

  Oh, that's sick. Okay, hell, yeah.

• 42:35Speaker 01

  So the whole, the whole Odyssey.

• 42:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, that's insane.

• 42:38Speaker 05

  You know, like Troy, the movie Troy Brad Pitt's is fucking jacked Achilles. He's badass.

• 42:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:43Speaker 05

  Ellen Page is gonna be Achilles in this coming.

• 42:47Speaker 02

  I need to Google Ellen Page.

• 42:49Speaker 05

  It's the played Juno turned into a boy, cut her tits off.

• 42:53Speaker 02

  Oh, god.

• 42:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, you know what I'm talking about?

• 42:55Speaker 02

  Uh, that, okay, no.

• 42:56Speaker 04

  No, who's Last of Us was originally based off of that character.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  Okay, yes, yes, yes.

• 43:00Speaker 01

  That's not confirmed that I I don't think it is anyway, that she's gonna be playing, uh, Achilles.

• 43:04Speaker 04

  I thought it was Achilles' ghost.

• 43:06Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 43:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know that thing. Yeah. Stupid as shit, bro. What the?

• 43:13Speaker 04

  Now I'm like confused.

• 43:14Speaker 01

  I don't know. Well, I they haven't said the role to my knowledge. It was being it just that went viral that that's what was happening last week. I don't it people weren't treating it like a joke. But, uh, I don't know. It's crazy.

• 43:26Speaker 02

  The the worst issue is that there's a non zero chance that that actually happens and that I think that's what's worrisome to people. But it's it's it's not that we have an issue with black people. It's just that we just want the characters to look like the fucking characters in the show like.

• 43:37Speaker 01

  And legitimately, like I've I've heard people make this argument, too. It's like you're you're actually demeaning black characters. If you're implying that you can't make a compelling one on your own, so you have to co op the white one. It's like you're you're you're denigrating all the actually good black characters.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  Yes, I absolutely agree.

• 43:52Speaker 04

  I mean, what's a Black Panther? That's like its own series with character, everything. It's there's a cohesive story. Yeah, like, oh, we're just gonna swap or do anything. It's, um, the Ro during the ride of Rohan.

• 44:05Speaker 01

  The what now?

• 44:05Speaker 04

  You won't know it. The third.

• 44:07Speaker 01

  Heard.

• 44:08Speaker 04

  Lord of the Rings, uh, Return of the King.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:12Speaker 04

  See? Yeah. Never mind. I want to know that. Uh, half of the writers were females, apparently, but they just had them dressed up as men because it was during that time period. That just went viral last week, too, and people were pissed that they allowed they made the females dress as males for their roles. They're like, no, they should have just been females and been strong warrior females during that time. Comments like, yo, R R Tolkien, just like, or Tolkien wrote this way for a reason.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 44:39Speaker 04

  Stop switching shit. That one just came out.

• 44:43Speaker 02

  That's the greatest trilogy of all time. So good.

• 44:46Speaker 01

  We need to sit down and watch that eventually.

• 44:47Speaker 02

  Wait, you haven't seen it?

• 44:49Speaker 01

  So I the way I describe it, like, I've seen I've seen one of the movies all the way through, but like I the rest I've seen like 20 minutes and 30 minutes here.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  Like you said, you said you seen one of them? You don't even know which one it is?

• 45:00Speaker 01

  I think it was Return of the King.

• 45:01Speaker 04

  You know this, right?

• 45:02Speaker 02

  You watched Return of the King first?

• 45:07Speaker 04

  This is your roommate.

• 45:09Speaker 01

  Seriously, you didn't know that?

• 45:12Speaker 01

  I've seen them all like through like 20 minutes, 30 minutes here on like TNT on a fucking Thanksgiving day or some shit.

• 45:17Speaker 04

  Fucking Christ.

• 45:17Speaker 01

  No.

• 45:18Speaker 04

  It's like the Christmas story to him.

• 45:19Speaker 01

  I want I want to watch it.

• 45:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, I want, I want to watch them. I just never dedicated the 12 hours to sit down and do it.

• 45:27Speaker 02

  It's not 12 hours unless you're watching the director's cut.

• 45:33Speaker 02

  Oh, man, that's because like I'm gonna, I'm gonna glaze you a little bit. You are like one of like the most manliest men just oozing sexual energy, huge balls.

• 45:41Speaker 01

  Fucking walking, talking ego checker.

• 45:44Speaker 02

  This guy actually sucks. It's like you will resonate with this movie so much. It's incredible.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  I know, like I, everything I've seen, like I also don't get into like fantasy shit too much. Like that's not really my thing.

• 45:56Speaker 02

  Don't you like Star Wars? No?

• 45:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:58Speaker 02

  That's fantasy.

• 45:59Speaker 01

  It's like sci-fi. That's like just straight up sci-fi. Like, I like sci-fi shit, but like, I don't know, that was never my thing. Like Game of Thrones is probably the, the farthest in fantasy I've ever gone.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  It will be your thing. Once you watch it though, there's no way to watch. Yes. Oh, my God.

• 46:14Speaker 01

  Here's what spoiled it for me. Here's what spoiled it for me. My introduction to Lord of the Rings, like actually sitting down and watching a whole ass fucking movie.

• 46:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:21Speaker 01

  Was going to see The Hobbit in theaters.

• 46:23Speaker 06

  What the?

• 46:24Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I watched The Hobbit in theaters and was like on my phone halfway through. I fucking hated it.

• 46:29Speaker 02

  That's the best.

• 46:30Speaker 00

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• 47:00Speaker 02

  Add one.

• 47:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, that movie sucks ass.

• 47:01Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 47:02Speaker 04

  We're gonna rent a movie theater. We've talked about this.

• 47:04Speaker 02

  I'm assuming.

• 47:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're gonna do it for his birthday last year, but they wouldn't, because I called him and tried to get it hooked up, but they couldn't get the first Lord of the Rings for us. We're gonna rent the Paladium out and everyone just go. And drink and watch the first Lord of the Rings.

• 47:17Speaker 06

  It feels, it's, it's in that weird gray area where it's not like Star Wars where I don't know if, like if you didn't watch it as a 12 year old.

• 47:26Speaker 04

  I don't know, but those movies.

• 47:26Speaker 02

  No, it's good. It's good.

• 47:28Speaker 01

  I got time later.

• 47:30Speaker 04

  You got 12 hours?

• 47:31Speaker 02

  I've taken so many people's like first time watching Lord of the Rings and they're always like, why the fuck did I never watch?

• 47:36Speaker 01

  Your Tolkien cherry?

• 47:41Speaker 02

  I think Hobbit's great. I enjoyed them, but I love that series so much. I think it's absolutely fine. The fight of desolation of smog was mid. Everything else I loved.

• 47:49Speaker 04

  I'm, I'm just excited to watch that in the movie theater because I got to watch it originally at the movie theater this time.

• 47:54Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 47:55Speaker 04

  Again, and I want to watch number two. Battle of Helm's Deep. Exactly.

• 47:58Speaker 01

  It's what I, yeah.

• 47:59Speaker 04

  Well, I just want, I want one thing we can then write it all off is right when Aragon's about to kick the helmet. The entire theater turns and listen, right? Like we paused the movie on this screen. Did you?

• 48:16Speaker 01

  You're all doing the soy jack.

• 48:18Speaker 04

  Everyone at the same time is saying that, like, cool.

• 48:21Speaker 01

  And then play. That's the one thing Gary always [__] me, nerd Rottik.

• 48:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Good dude.

• 48:26Speaker 01

  Oh, fucking great, dude. Like fantastic. He came and actually introduced, uh, introduced me at our event with Paxton the other day.

• 48:32Speaker 04

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 48:32Speaker 01

  But he, uh, anytime I'll, I'll post something on Twitter. He's like, yeah, this is great and all, but you've never seen Lord of the Rings.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah. I met him, uh, like a couple of weeks ago. We got burgers. It was great. Very nice guy.

• 48:45Speaker 01

  Fantastic human.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  But like, do you think about how, because for, for people who know what happened in that scene, think about how incredible that is like, for first of all, the author for writing those pieces and the director for choosing, yeah, keep that in. That's the one. It's so much realism tied into it. Like fuck, bro. Everything in that movie is so perfect.

• 49:02Speaker 04

  I can't wait.

• 49:03Speaker 02

  I had the soundtrack playing in my head.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  Oh my God. It's so good.

• 49:07Speaker 04

  So long.

• 49:08Speaker 02

  God, it's so lame. You haven't seen that shit, man. That is so lame.

• 49:11Speaker 01

  I was gonna say I'm working on it. I'm not. I hate you.

• 49:15Speaker 04

  Like it's such an event now that I like, I can't just go home and watch it on TV. Yeah. We'll have to see what, when we can watch at the movie theater and then we'll just, if we can't get.

• 49:25Speaker 01

  We could probably do it. I just hit them up on short notice. So I think with this, that'd be like a month out type thing for them to be able to get their hands on it.

• 49:32Speaker 04

  That'd be a blast.

• 49:33Speaker 02

  It'll be fun.

• 49:35Speaker 04

  Okay, we're doing it. I just watched the first one like on a plane ride the other week.

• 49:39Speaker 02

  So I'll watch it again. Like it's so good. I watched the SpongeBob movie on the plane. It was lit.

• 49:46Speaker 01

  You're like, you're oscillating your mental age for me like with every sentence you say oscillates between 11 and 40.

• 49:54Speaker 02

  It's because my fiance loves SpongeBob and I'm like, all right, babe, we can chill. We can watch SpongeBob on this. I love it. It's good.

• 50:01Speaker 01

  Isn't the new one, new one?

• 50:02Speaker 02

  The new one. Yeah. Cause I guess like I want to have kids soon. So like, I want to like, what should I let them watch? What's going to turn them into a trance? What's going to keep them normal? Uh, how is SpongeBob still okay? I don't know. Let's see. Uh, but yeah, normal SpongeBob seems good so far. I think. You know, SpongeBob originally started to explain why being gay was okay. And then they changed that. Yeah. Yeah. SpongeBob and Patrick were supposed to be gay for each other. And they cut that out. They striked it.

• 50:27Speaker 01

  Now it's just a.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  SpongeBob does come off as a little. Does. Yeah.

• 50:32Speaker 01

  Sponges.

• 50:35Speaker 02

  All those holes. God, the Meat Canyon bit?

• 50:39Speaker 01

  Oh, I forgot about.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  The SpongeBob one? Do you remember that? No, I haven't seen that one. I've only seen his, uh, uh, his Chick-fil-A one. And then the one where he met about Hassan and the Hasbro being secretly gay for each other.

• 50:48Speaker 04

  That was.

• 50:50Speaker 01

  That whole set was hilarious.

• 50:51Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:52Speaker 04

  I love watching.

• 50:55Speaker 04

  Hassan did not have fun watching that.

• 50:57Speaker 02

  Oh, he watched it. He reacted to it. He did not like that. Oh, it's because it's because Hassan's life right now. He's, he's miserable. He hates his fucking life. And what's crazy about Hassan, I don't want to talk about him too much. Also, the, the dog shocking. I'm glad you all know about that. I wasn't sure if you knew about the dog shocking hilarious.

• 51:14Speaker 01

  We talked about it last time you were on.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  I don't. There's no way. Yeah. Cause last time I was on was eight months ago. It happened seven months ago. So I just missed it.

• 51:20Speaker 01

  Maybe he was outside of that.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  I was talking about some other gay shit he did, which was a lot. And that's why he gets up all the time. But like.

• 51:24Speaker 01

  So the thing that he's wearing the suits now because it makes his head look bigger. It's like, dude, we're actually getting to this guy.

• 51:30Speaker 02

  Yes. Oh, yeah. Uh, so.

• 51:32Speaker 04

  God, how he draws him.

• 51:34Speaker 02

  Is that?

• 51:35Speaker 04

  Meat Canyon.

• 51:36Speaker 02

  That's SpongeBob? Yeah. Oh my God.

• 51:40Speaker 04

  Top of me.

• 51:41Speaker 01

  I remember when, uh, the first time we, well, so we were hanging out with Hunter and, uh, I told the shop boys like, cause we were building them a rifle. And they were like, oh, cool. Who's it for? Cause they, you know, build it out. I'm like, oh, we'll do this, this, this, this and this. Like, oh, cool. Who's it for? I'm like, oh yeah. I'm giving it to, to Meat Canyon. And my shop boys were like, they'd never met him before. They were like, um. Are you sure?

• 52:01Speaker 04

  Is he real?

• 52:02Speaker 01

  Is that a good idea?

• 52:03Speaker 04

  Really?

• 52:04Speaker 01

  This guy does not seem like he's okay.

• 52:06Speaker 04

  Oh, he's awesome. He's so nice.

• 52:07Speaker 01

  He's one of the most organically funny motherfuckers I've ever met.

• 52:11Speaker 04

  I didn't know that the shop boys were like...

• 52:13Speaker 01

  Well, because they didn't know, because this was before his Papa Meat channel too.

• 52:16Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, this is strictly a cartoon.

• 52:17Speaker 01

  The only thing you knew of him was just his cartoons.

• 52:20Speaker 01

  If you don't know the guy, I get it.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  Yeah. You only arm him? Are you sure?

• 52:26Speaker 01

  Does a good idea, boss?

• 52:30Speaker 04

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• 52:35Speaker 01

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• 52:39Speaker 01

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• 52:46Speaker 04

  Time to break up with that mattress.

• 52:48Speaker 01

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• 54:13Speaker 01

  This is a threat.

• 54:14Speaker 02

  But to get into a segue on before I get to this eventual Hassan rant. Um, so there's this game that come out recently. It's called pragmatic and essentially currently birth rates are declining across the entire globe. Nobody wants to have sex anymore because the hentai is too good. Uh, which once again don't not bringing the hentai virus into America. You know, that's really gonna.

• 54:33Speaker 01

  I'm sorry, little one.

• 54:36Speaker 02

  So pragmatic was essentially, uh, supposed to cause the new baby boom. And I'm not gonna lie, there's there's games like if you play God of War, you're gonna want to be a dad. If you play pragmatic, you're gonna want to be a dad.

• 54:47Speaker 01

  Weird. Hold on. As soon as media starts putting positive male influences and starts talking about family and the importance of raising children. People started, what? It's almost like there was a subversive plot to, you know, intentionally not include those.

• 55:00Speaker 02

  Yes. Oh, my God, bro. The amount of women who I see these days who think they're like being abused if they listen to their husband is insane. Or if they have a kid, their life is ruined. It's like, it's disgusting. Like, that's when life begins. That's the best part of life is having kids. That's the whole point while we're here, at least my opinion, but I, I, I really would like to be a father. Anyways, pragmatic comes out, all this great shit's going out, like all women are talking about having kids, men are talking about finally having kids. How like sex is good and straight relationships are normal and good.

• 55:27Speaker 01

  It's pretty cool.

• 55:28Speaker 02

  It's, yeah, it's pretty cool.

• 55:30Speaker 01

  Looking loving it's rad.

• 55:31Speaker 02

  One of my favorite things. But there's a, there's streamers like Pokemon and Valkyrie who've been putting out like, uh, um, I think it's natal, antenatal. Maybe I'm using the wrong word. Anyways, a lot of propaganda about how like being a woman and.

• 55:43Speaker 01

  Sounds right.

• 55:44Speaker 02

  Like, like being a mom will ruin your life and how like they never want to have kids and how like their eggs are drying up.

• 55:49Speaker 01

  They got like a stitch to fix that now. It's fine.

• 55:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:53Speaker 02

  Their eggs are drying up because they're turning 35. Um, and Hassan starts crashing the out on to like to an absurd degree. Because he was saying how like, why the fuck do any of like these incel chuds who like will never have kids even like this game? Like news flash, just because you play pragmatic doesn't mean that you're ever gonna have kids because you're a loser, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I started to like really look deep into about why he got so bothered about this. And it's because he recently got broken up with by a streamer by the name of Valkyrie. This is all theory crafting, by the way, at least this part. Him and Valkyrie were in a relationship. I believe they've broken up because I look way too much into this shit. And he realized that.

• 56:34Speaker 01

  He got the red thread. Red board behind you.

• 56:37Speaker 02

  The thing is, I think way too much of this all the time. I love it. But he can't have kids because his girlfriend never wanted kids. So he realized that he is going to die. A incel sexless chud. Who will never have a spawn of his own. And so he has to demonize that idea to make it actually. The people who do get to have kids are actually the lame one, but. Hasan frequently tells people that. If you're a viewer, you're a loser because you can't have sex, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I.

• 57:04Speaker 01

  We do it as a joke.

• 57:06Speaker 02

  Yes, yes.

• 57:07Speaker 01

  We do it because we're like ribbing the audience a little bit, like not legitimately.

• 57:10Speaker 02

  Him looks beautiful.

• 57:11Speaker 01

  Have you never seen it?

• 57:12Speaker 04

  I've never seen this and it's a real like 90% review.

• 57:16Speaker 02

  It's incredible. It's incredible.

• 57:17Speaker 01

  All it's been coming across my feed is like how it's essentially just like reproduction slop.

• 57:22Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 57:23Speaker 01

  It's genuinely like making people feel things like, oh, fuck, I think I want to be a dad.

• 57:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I 100% of the main story in about 13 to 15 hours. It was so good.

• 57:33Speaker 01

  Tell the truth, is that a large part of why you're wanting to have a kid now?

• 57:36Speaker 02

  Um, okay. God of War is what started.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  All right, all right.

• 57:40Speaker 02

  Like, and then the idea of, I thought it was very cool. I watched this video where it's like raising a daughter is a lot easier than raising a son. Because if you raise a son, you're essentially raising your replacement to like be your successor and like be the better version of you. And I thought that was very cool. Um, as well as the inland saga, but you know, I don't know. I'm just bored as shit, bro. Like, I don't want to play video games anymore. Like, I.

• 57:59Speaker 01

  I'm bored. I guess I'll have a kid.

• 58:02Speaker 04

  The best reasons to have children.

• 58:04Speaker 01

  I read that in a book.

• 58:05Speaker 02

  It's like, oh, I can play video games and play cards all the time. Like, I recently like went pro in this card game offline. Uh, called Rashfath. It's a League of Legends card game. And like, I was ranked number 22 in the world after playing it for like three months. And I was like, and I wanted like, I made like.

• 58:21Speaker 04

  You were traveling to do.

• 58:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I told you. I went like Mia and I was just grinding this shit. And also I made like a hundred and $80,000 offline just playing this game. I loved it. But I'm just fucking bored. Like, I can play another game, yeah. But like, I don't know. I want to, I feel like. Cody, you probably know this. I feel like having a kid is pretty, a pretty powerful moment, a pretty compelling thing to motivate you to be a man.

• 58:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, for sure.

• 58:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:43Speaker 01

  And I'm. So if you had a kid, would you? Pretty fine. Would you have them on stream?

• 58:49Speaker 02

  No, fuck no.

• 58:50Speaker 01

  Okay, that's kind of.

• 58:51Speaker 02

  Absolutely not.

• 58:51Speaker 01

  That's what I was kind of figuring.

• 58:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I don't want to do content with that shit. Absolutely. And I also like, if I have a kid, I'm gonna want to retire. Like, I'm just, to be honest, for at least a year or two, just to be with my kid. But that's after I make enough money, which I'm very close to making that much money. But anyways.

• 59:08Speaker 01

  So, so go support him so he can fuck off.

• 59:10Speaker 02

  That would be great. I, I will retire if I receive a million dollars. But I realized, you have these streamer like Hassan, who wants to call their viewers losers because they can't have sex and they can't have kids, blah, blah, blah. But then you have to realize Hassan is a guy with 3.4 million dollar mansion in LA. He makes million dollars a year. He looks good, he's in shape, he's a successful streamer. He has all of that and he still can't hold a relationship and he still can't have a kid. That's pathetic. When you have all of that shit and you're trying and you still can't do it, bro has no room to talk. And the worst thing is, this is a guy who talks so much, but like, what, four or five months ago? He says that he could beat my ass anytime that he wants. And I say, okay, I will fight you in a boxing ring.

• 59:53Speaker 02

  I will give you half a million dollars if I lose, as well as I will never stream again if you beat me. And he's completely ducked me because he's an absolute fucking bitch.

• 1:00:03Speaker 01

  Oh dude, if any of my opponents, ever, at any point, had made that offer.

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:00:09Speaker 01

  Dude, well, I think I did offer. Very hard if that was ever the case. I'm like, oh, my life is dedicated. I legitimately offered Tony, I think it was like a hundred thousand dollars to the charity of his choice and I would drop out if I lost. And he still said. On a boxing match.

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  And you know what the worst thing is?

• 1:00:22Speaker 01

  My, my consultant told me not to make that offer, but I did it. We're doing it. I did anyway.

• 1:00:27Speaker 02

  It's not that he's against boxing, because literally, three weeks ago, he says that he would go and box XQC anytime. The guy who's built like a Minecraft skeleton.

• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  Right. Well, just as a quick aside, I, I, I think after all the shit started coming out, I, I was waiting for the text message from Tony. Like, like, oh, never mind, I bought that boxing.

• 1:00:50Speaker 02

  He's like, okay, it's time.

• 1:00:52Speaker 01

  Offer valid until everyone finds out you're a piece of shit.

• 1:00:57Speaker 01

  Sorry, you're just past the deadline. Sorry to interrupt.

• 1:01:01Speaker 02

  Oh, no, it's okay. But the thing is that he's a massive fucking, he talks all this shit, can't back any of it up. And the only fights he will ever take is versus someone where there's no chance that he could lose. He'll fight XQC, but he'll never debate, uh, he'll never, he'll never box me, he'll never box Sam Hyde. Um, he'll debate random shatters, but he'll never debate someone who actually knows what the they're talking about because he can't because he's all, he's all, he's just fraudulent. He has, he has, the reason, the issue with this on is the things that he says aren't things that he actually believes. He just says what people want him to say, and he really pays into that mentally deranged, delusional crowd.

• 1:01:41Speaker 01

  I have a problem with a lot of like, a lot of the right wing, uh, you know, content creators, like some of the streamers, like talking heads and stuff like that for the same reason. Cause I don't think sometimes people, it's, it's not genuine. I don't think it's what they actually believe. I think a lot of times, and there's probably a few people that know what I'm talking about, or who I'm talking about, but like, they, they're not saying what they believe. They're saying what is a fringe opinion that they can kind of collect that 20 to 30% of people that believe the unpopular thing.

• 1:02:09Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:02:10Speaker 01

  And whatever the controversial thing is like, you're being lied to this, this, this, like the, the very conspiratorial shit. And even though they know it's horseshit, like they're not stupid, but they'll still push it.

• 1:02:19Speaker 04

  And they won't stand on it either. Like it's, um.

• 1:02:22Speaker 01

  Oh, well, I guess I was wrong. Anyway, next inflammatory opinion. It's just because it gets clicks.

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:27Speaker 04

  What's his name? We can cut the name just in case, but I didn't know that was happening to him.

• 1:02:33Speaker 01

  I didn't know either.

• 1:02:33Speaker 02

  I don't, I still don't know what's going on with that.

• 1:02:35Speaker 04

  So apparently it was, you have an individual that was like, no suppression, you, everything should be freedom of speech, talk about everything. Come to find out he was copyrighting channels and striking them. Well, this guy's so this guy's but again, I don't know the name. So cut it.

• 1:02:54Speaker 02

  Oh, you know, no, he copyright struck this people called.

• 1:02:56Speaker 04

  Oh, that's who he did?

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  Yes, yeah.

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Speaker 04

  So he started doing it on a whole bunch of big people, anyone that just said anything negative about him.

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:03Speaker 04

  He was just go after him. So they've the reason I'm not saying his name because I know a poor.

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Speaker 04

  Are going through it right now.

• 1:03:12Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 1:03:12Speaker 04

  Idiot. Yeah. Like, we're trying to salvage this situation right now, but we're seeing how it goes.

• 1:03:19Speaker 01

  I mean, I've had people that do like, well, Brent, I got my channel deleted and taken down, whatever. I'm like, I have never in my fucking life. I was like. I mean, it's, it's, I hate to be an asshole about it, but it's like the Thanos like, I don't even know who you are.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  The exact same thing happened to me multiple times. I've never copyright struck anybody.

• 1:03:38Speaker 01

  Cause there's no reason to. The only, the only time I've copy, copyright struck people is when they've legitimately just reposted my video and stolen it.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  Oh, I still won't even do that because I know that is what they want to do. And it'll cause like a Streisand effect where like this channel that nobody knows is reposting my shit, right? Then be like, Tecton did what? And it's already like, I've already get so much for shit that I didn't do. It's ridiculous. I'm just like, yeah, just talk your shit, bro. I don't give a repost my clips and out of context, make me look bad. I don't.

• 1:04:06Speaker 01

  Just spell my name, right?

• 1:04:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:09Speaker 00

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• 1:04:39Speaker 02

  You know, the one pet peeve I have, this is so funny. I'm like, dude, post all the hate videos you want. But there's this one photo of me on the internet that where I look retarded and they always make that the fucking bomb to hell.

• 1:04:50Speaker 01

  Dude. Same.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  It's so annoying.

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  Is it the first Google image?

• 1:04:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, probably. It's probably the first Google image and that's why it always gets picked first.

• 1:05:00Speaker 02

  Let's see, Tech Tone. Isn't it also the first Google image? Cause it drives me insane. It's this one.

• 1:05:06Speaker 01

  Also, this one goes hard.

• 1:05:07Speaker 02

  It's this one. I hate this fucking photo. It's this.

• 1:05:12Speaker 01

  Oh, that's cool. That's from Politico Politico article. They're trying to make me look bad.

• 1:05:16Speaker 02

  Well, you look awesome.

• 1:05:16Speaker 01

  Like, dude, that's rad.

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:18Speaker 01

  Like, thank you. That's dope shit.

• 1:05:20Speaker 04

  It's a thumbnail. This one, I just.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. That one, it's like, dude, post any other photo making me out to be like a racist Nazi. I don't care. This, god, it's so bad, bro. I look so.

• 1:05:30Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:32Speaker 01

  That was also before the weight loss, I think, too.

• 1:05:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was 340 pounds in that photo. I hate it, bro. So annoying.

• 1:05:38Speaker 01

  Cody.

• 1:05:39Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, this one? It's so bad, bro. I hate it so much.

• 1:05:44Speaker 04

  Bro, cut the fuck off.

• 1:05:45Speaker 02

  Like legit, I, I don't care when people should talk to me at all. I actually, I'll be real, I watch a lot of my hate videos. I love them.

• 1:05:52Speaker 01

  Also, this one from Huffington Post.

• 1:05:54Speaker 04

  Those are cool.

• 1:05:55Speaker 01

  Like, they're trying to make me look like.

• 1:05:57Speaker 02

  What? Look badass?

• 1:05:59Speaker 01

  The, the Huffpo one, like, it looks cool as shit. I'm like, you're trying to like, do scary gun guy. And I'm like, hell yeah, send me a copy.

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  I had this one guy, he was a, he was a 60 year old man who lived with his parents and he made videos on me every single day for a year and a half. And they got like 50 views. I watched every single one. It was awesome. I would invite people over to watch because this guy was out of his fucking mind.

• 1:06:22Speaker 01

  Like actually like schizo post.

• 1:06:23Speaker 02

  You know, he would legit talk about like how he had like, this happened, like he was fighting me in real life. And like I threw a fireball at him and so he summoned an ice shield. And I'm like, bro, what is this guy saying?

• 1:06:35Speaker 04

  Next level crazy and that's.

• 1:06:37Speaker 02

  It was awesome.

• 1:06:38Speaker 04

  Those are the terrifying people. I'm like, hmm. Oh, no, I'm not in reality, right?

• 1:06:42Speaker 01

  It's like, well, that's funny. You should probably have him committed.

• 1:06:46Speaker 01

  That's not good.

• 1:06:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was good.

• 1:06:48Speaker 01

  That guy could be standing behind you in line at Walmart. Like, that's.

• 1:06:52Speaker 02

  Cause, cause people don't understand. That haters help you and people don't get that. So people worry about hate way too much. That's one thing that I'm not going to mention names. I never talk about, I never say who I talk to, but a lot of people don't realize that hate coming from a side that you don't want benefits your channel because there are certain people where if they shit on you, that benefits your career because the people who hate that people will instantly have the inverse opinion, even if what they say is true sometimes. So you don't really have to worry about hate unless it's coming from a source that was positively affiliated with you.

• 1:07:24Speaker 01

  Like infighting essentially.

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  Yes. You never want infighting, but if the other side comes at you, it doesn't fucking matter at all.

• 1:07:30Speaker 01

  I've seen that firsthand. So like the day after Tony dropped out of the race, CNN, like I had Jake Tapper on CNN talking about how like I'm a neo-Nazi piece of shit and all this stuff. It was a very bizarre experience, like primetime news.

• 1:07:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:43Speaker 01

  As primetime as CNN can be anyway.

• 1:07:46Speaker 02

  Cause you're not a Nazi.

• 1:07:47Speaker 01

  No, yeah. Crazy thought. Yeah. Herrera, the brown, Herrera, the brown face of white supremacy in front of CNN. But immediately after a bunch of like Republican talking heads that I've never talked to, you know, they probably didn't know who I was, immediately showed up at my defense and I'm like, this is cool. That's never happened before.

• 1:08:09Speaker 04

  Like what the fuck is this? No, thank you. I like just no hate. Keep it nice, happy, make dark jokes. Well, I guess even then people get mad about the dark jokes sometimes.

• 1:08:21Speaker 01

  I feel like we've done a pretty good job at keeping the unsub audience, you know, relatively positive.

• 1:08:25Speaker 04

  Like extremely. I mean, then tell you up on the rich, like the Buffalo school thing.

• 1:08:34Speaker 01

  Don't slander people we like and don't fuck with kids.

• 1:08:36Speaker 04

  Yeah. Surprising, surprising. And then they got bullied into existence and stopped that instantly.

• 1:08:42Speaker 01

  Pulled into existence?

• 1:08:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:45Speaker 01

  Bulled out of existence. We've created life.

• 1:08:48Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:08:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, real hard.

• 1:08:50Speaker 04

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• 1:08:54Speaker 01

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• 1:08:55Speaker 02

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• 1:08:56Speaker 01

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• 1:08:58Speaker 02

  I was confused and scared. I'm so scared.

• 1:09:01Speaker 01

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• 1:09:03Speaker 02

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• 1:09:04Speaker 06

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• 1:09:11Speaker 01

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• 1:09:15Speaker 01

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• 1:09:24Speaker 06

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• 1:09:29Speaker 02

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• 1:09:34Speaker 01

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• 1:09:48Speaker 01

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• 1:09:54Speaker 04

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• 1:09:56Speaker 02

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• 1:09:57Speaker 04

  See?

• 1:09:57Speaker 01

  I hate it here.

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  Y'all's community, I would like to vouch for very hard. I went to y'all's show a couple of months ago, whenever the hell that was. How long was it?

• 1:10:07Speaker 01

  San Antonio?

• 1:10:07Speaker 02

  Two months, three months? Whenever the fuck that was.

• 1:10:10Speaker 01

  That was back in October.

• 1:10:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, so five months, six months now? Dang.

• 1:10:14Speaker 02

  Oh, that was a while ago then. Anyways, met him all over life. Super nice. Everybody across the board, super nice, especially on Twitter. Dude, goddamn, bro. They will support this shit out of people on Twitter, especially, dude, see Donut PvP'ing every single day? Having those people on the comments be like, "Yeah, whatever he says, I agree with it."

• 1:10:33Speaker 02

  What are we talking about?

• 1:10:35Speaker 01

  One of the funny parts about you being in Japan, uh, was just like waking up at like, huh, it's seven o'clock in the morning.

• 1:10:42Speaker 02

  Fuck this.

• 1:10:42Speaker 01

  Seeing like you at like 4:30 in the morning, just throwing Molotovs at people on Twitter.

• 1:10:50Speaker 02

  I've never pictured Cody like that. It's catch fire.

• 1:10:56Speaker 01

  It's like just open my window. It's Cody throwing Molotovs at cars.

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  Seeing everybody gang up on Tony was the funniest.

• 1:11:04Speaker 01

  I'm gonna miss that.

• 1:11:05Speaker 02

  I know, I know. Good times.

• 1:11:07Speaker 04

  I mean, and then the next person learned a valuable lesson about.

• 1:11:10Speaker 01

  She has not posted on Twitter in about a month and a half.

• 1:11:13Speaker 04

  Weird. Imagine if you're.

• 1:11:15Speaker 01

  She went private. She went private with her Twitter for like half a day. And then a reporter had reached out and asked her why she made it private, like implying she was gonna write a story about it. And then suddenly her Twitter was back up and it was public and it was a mistake. In reality, the very first time we had like a little like Twitter skirmish and our audience got involved. Which, by the way, she does have a Facebook page.

• 1:11:41Speaker 01

  Just so you know.

• 1:11:42Speaker 04

  Cause imagine if you're not used to, you're used to like 10 to 20 comments, period. And then every once in a while, you might get like a little hate, like one out of hundreds. And that's multiple posts. Now all of a sudden you did a single post. You're not used to that. And the internet suddenly hates you.

• 1:12:01Speaker 01

  Well, cause I think the thing is these people are used to being able to just throw out slander and not have consequences. And so when they get called to the carpet on it, to the tune of hundreds of comments, they're not prepared to handle it. Cause they're not used to pushback, especially my opponent. I don't think she's ever had like actual, you know, like in my, in my world, like with the internet and shit like that, my thins, my, my skin's very thick.

• 1:12:25Speaker 01

  Cause like my skin's very thick. Cause like I, we've, I've been on the internet for my entire adult life essentially. So I'm used to reading comments, stuff like that.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  You ever do Call of Duty Lobbies?

• 1:12:33Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Dude, God, Modern Warfare 2?

• 1:12:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, there it is.

• 1:12:36Speaker 01

  Fuck off. Well, yeah, it's, it's hard to say something that like legitimately pisses me off, um, that I, I take to heart, but like, these people are just used to being able to say whatever.

• 1:12:46Speaker 04

  With very little repercussion, even those articles that came out against you right after the Tony situation, they stopped. You had what? Three different?

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  Like Rolling Stone, which again, still might sue you.

• 1:13:00Speaker 01

  Apparent neo-Nazi. It's like, man.

• 1:13:03Speaker 02

  One word.

• 1:13:04Speaker 01

  Apparent.

• 1:13:04Speaker 02

  If one degree of separation.

• 1:13:06Speaker 01

  Interesting choice, but, cause I think they thought that meant alleged and it does not.

• 1:13:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:10Speaker 01

  Like, well,

• 1:13:13Speaker 01

  we'll see.

• 1:13:16Speaker 04

  I passed on all of that world.

• 1:13:19Speaker 05

  I got blocked on Twitter again. Rainbow Six Siege.

• 1:13:24Speaker 02

  I saw that.

• 1:13:25Speaker 01

  What was the story on that?

• 1:13:26Speaker 05

  They they had this incredibly gay gun and I said it was a gay gun and they blocked me and I was like lol they blocked me and so everyone you know I threw a Molotov at him.

• 1:13:36Speaker 02

  I was in there.

• 1:13:36Speaker 05

  Yep. So everyone started.

• 1:13:38Speaker 01

  I think that was one of the Molotovs.

• 1:13:39Speaker 05

  And then they unblocked me immediately after they started getting hate.

• 1:13:43Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 1:13:44Speaker 05

  But I was blocked for like 20 minutes there. It was weird.

• 1:13:48Speaker 01

  It was one little like 22 year old interns like, oh, block this guy. The boss.

• 1:13:56Speaker 01

  You did what?

• 1:13:59Speaker 02

  Are y'all are y'all familiar with the the manosphere?

• 1:14:03Speaker 01

  The what?

• 1:14:03Speaker 02

  The manosphere.

• 1:14:04Speaker 01

  I feel like that's that's the entire theme of this podcast. Are you familiar with X? What?

• 1:14:10Speaker 02

  I figured you would be like, uh, there's so there's content creators like, uh, you know, Andrew Tate and, uh,

• 1:14:14Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:14:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, Nick Fuentes is part of the manosphere. Myron Gaines is part of the manosphere.

• 1:14:19Speaker 01

  And I've never heard the term, I guess.

• 1:14:21Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah. So it sounds like they're like a bunch of people who just like fucking hate women, right? And so, uh, you know, the the rise of misogyny is on the up right now and you know, uh, some people get it, some people don't. But there was one story that happened recently that I'd love to share with you guys about these streamers called the name of Tens and Kai Day, uh, were like, when people become misogynistic, people like Tens, I like get it. So there was this chick called Kai Day and she was a Valorant streamer.

• 1:14:50Speaker 01

  Those are Tens and Kai Day?

• 1:14:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, Tens and Kai Day.

• 1:14:53Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:14:53Speaker 02

  Kai Day is the woman.

• 1:14:54Speaker 01

  I thought it was a Japanese name.

• 1:15:05Speaker 01

  Oh, you did your yellowface voice.

• 1:15:07Speaker 04

  He holds penis.

• 1:15:09Speaker 02

  They don't say that too often, but then there was Tens who was another Asian. They are both Asian, surprisingly. I mean hilarious about the whole Tens and Kai Day thing. And Tens was the number one Valorant player in the whole world. Okay. And so Tens and Kai Day began to date early on. They were feeling each other out and Kai Day was a nobody, no viewers. Tens, Tens had like 10, 15, 20,000 viewers every single time he went live. Well, Kai Day got cancer, okay? And because of the cancer, a lot of people like Iron Mouse have also, she's, Iron Mouse is a VTuber. She kind of blew up because Those are them. Those are the Asians. Yep. Those are them. Happy couple. Very happy couple. The story has a great happy ending, I'm sure.

• 1:15:50Speaker 04

  I'm looking forward to it.

• 1:15:51Speaker 02

  Yeah. But you know, there's some streamers who blow up because they have health issues because Twitch community is actually pretty nice. And they're like, oh, this person's struggling. We want to be there to help them out and support them.

• 1:15:59Speaker 04

  And then they stand up from the wheelchair.

• 1:16:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:02Speaker 04

  They forgot to turn off the

• 1:16:05Speaker 02

  That was a guy from World of multiple. Yeah. Oh, my God.

• 1:16:07Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:16:07Speaker 02

  Oh, you, oh dude, this, you're like, alright, okay, woo.

• 1:16:12Speaker 04

  He's been getting donations because he can't walk wheelchair, but he's girl that World of Warcraft, what game was that?

• 1:16:16Speaker 02

  It was WoW.

• 1:16:16Speaker 04

  WoW. Boom. And then he's like, okay, thanks, everyone. Fucking love you. Boom.

• 1:16:22Speaker 02

  Stands up from the wheelchair, bro. It's crazy.

• 1:16:25Speaker 04

  String still up. Yo, did homie just walk?

• 1:16:29Speaker 01

  It's a miracle. Dude, your donations worked.

• 1:16:33Speaker 04

  I swear it was just like.

• 1:16:38Speaker 04

  He deleted everything. I would just kill my breakers at that point. Just.

• 1:16:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:42Speaker 04

  It's a glitch. AI.

• 1:16:44Speaker 02

  Oh, man. I'm so glad we have AI as an excuse now. That's gonna be great. Oh, guys, that's, that footage wasn't real. But yeah, anyways, so Tens decided to step back from content correction as the number one Valorant player in the world, as well as a multimillion dollar career as a streamer to take care of Kai Day because she had cancer. And because they couldn't see Tens anymore, that whole viewership went to go support Kai Day and because she had cancer, they all stuck around and

• 1:17:12Speaker 04

  What kind of cancer?

• 1:17:13Speaker 02

  I have no idea. Yeah, I'm not sure. It wasn't pancreas. I'm sure it'll say, um, had cancer.

• 1:17:20Speaker 04

  Why are you so certain it wasn't pancreatic cancer?

• 1:17:22Speaker 02

  That one, you're just dead. That one's like

• 1:17:24Speaker 04

  Really? No shit?

• 1:17:24Speaker 02

  Yeah. Pancreatic cancer is like super dangerous. I believe that's like the worst one to get is what I've been told.

• 1:17:28Speaker 04

  I did not know that.

• 1:17:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, because you know, it's like She had prostate cancer. Is that actually what it was?

• 1:17:33Speaker 01

  She had prostate cancer.

• 1:17:36Speaker 02

  I was like, maybe this joke's not getting a count.

• 1:17:37Speaker 04

  Am I retarded?

• 1:17:39Speaker 01

  She does not have a prostate.

• 1:17:43Speaker 01

  She had.

• 1:17:44Speaker 02

  So I haven't drank alcohol in a while, so I'm fucked up right now.

• 1:17:48Speaker 01

  Acute myeloid, I believe, leukemia, leukemia.

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  Okay, so she had this horrible disease, you know, she lost her hair and all that stuff. And Tenz was like seen in her background all the time, bringing her snacks, bringing her food, supporting her fully in her career, as well as, um, this is confirmed, giving her his own blood. They were, they were similar for blood, so he was able to donate her blood. There is rumors, this was never confirmed, that he also gave her, um, some bone sampling, something from his bone.

• 1:18:15Speaker 01

  Oh, marrow.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  Bone marrow, yeah. But I don't want to say that because I can't confirm it. Um, but.

• 1:18:22Speaker 02

  I, I'd imagine.

• 1:18:23Speaker 04

  No, well, they can't, like, you can't get numbed or something. You feel everything. I do know that. That's.

• 1:18:28Speaker 01

  Interesting you give marrow.

• 1:18:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:32Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 1:18:32Speaker 04

  It's the one thing that breaks down and then it's the, that's why eating, it's really good for you.

• 1:18:36Speaker 02

  Delicious.

• 1:18:37Speaker 01

  Not human marrow.

• 1:18:38Speaker 04

  Not human. In general.

• 1:18:42Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, it's very, very nutrient dense.

• 1:18:44Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, it's great on sourdough. Delicious. Uh, anyways.

• 1:18:48Speaker 01

  Once again, not human.

• 1:18:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, not human. Uh, but.

• 1:18:51Speaker 01

  Maybe, maybe you do have those 13 in your basement, dude. I don't fucking know. You're like, oh, dude, sourdough?

• 1:18:57Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Get them while they're young.

• 1:19:00Speaker 01

  Not human. You are a streamer.

• 1:19:04Speaker 02

  Uh, Jesus, fuck. Uh, uh, good lord. Check my hard drives. So.

• 1:19:13Speaker 02

  That's another crazy story that I probably won't tell, uh, until later.

• 1:19:16Speaker 01

  You probably should tell that one now.

• 1:19:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, I probably should. So, yeah, Kai Day became a very popular streamer very quickly, uh, because of Tenz's support and other streamers' support, supporting their cancer. And she goes into remission. And Tenz put his entire career on hold, retired from everything to take care of this chick. The moment that she recovered from her cancer, she leaves this guy immediately and gets plowed by one of his friends. Uh, like within like a week, uh, on a cruise ship where they were apparently abandoned. Uh, and, uh, yeah.

• 1:19:52Speaker 01

  Do they have hantavirus now?

• 1:19:54Speaker 02

  They probably do have the hantavirus. Uh, but the internet was furious at this chick because it's like, a lot of people are just saying, what the fuck does a man have to do in 2026 to just make a woman happy enough to stay this guy?

• 1:20:10Speaker 01

  Has he said anything about it? Like about this situation? Cause I saw like, I just happened to see like some, uh, posts where he was basically like, hey, we parted mutually.

• 1:20:19Speaker 02

  So many times before the breakup, they publicly stated together, like even if anything happens, they're never going to go in on each other because they don't want any drama. So the internet's kind of going in for them, uh, because Tenz is a very sweet guy, a very good guy. And he probably just doesn't want any drama, but it, but it is fucking heartbreaking how, you know, you're with someone for four years. You give them your blood, you give up your career and then the moment they have an opportunity, they leave. And so a lot of people resonated with that story and they said, yo, this bitch. Uh, but yeah, that is why, that is a story that I get why some people are misogynist. When something like that happens to them. Very rare, of course.

• 1:20:54Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, that's a pretty unique scenario. Sorry to, that's a pretty unique scenario, uh, to, you know, literally be someone's fucking blood bag.

• 1:21:03Speaker 04

  Like, and my thing is it's still putting yourself in that situation. It's even, I mean, Sav will have, she knew, hey, relationship will come second. Like building empires first, because that's what's a sustainable model. And then build your own empire same time and then we can coexist. Great.

• 1:21:20Speaker 01

  I feel like it would be different if Sav got cancer.

• 1:21:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, but still, it's still, it even at that's like, oh babe, hey, yeah, I'll take care of you. This still needs to happen. I have the money to have you taken care of though, at the same time. So I can afford that life. We can continue to afford this lifestyle. I will make sure you're taken care of, but I still have to work at the same time, especially at a young age. If you're a twen- how old were they?

• 1:21:42Speaker 01

  Well, well, they were both streaming though.

• 1:21:45Speaker 04

  That's the hard part. That's why it's like, at that age, statistically, what's the chance of you staying together past 30? Slim homie. Sorry, I'm a realist on that. I am a very big realist.

• 1:21:56Speaker 01

  You just did the math on her mortality rate on leukemia versus your odds of staying together?

• 1:22:03Speaker 04

  Either or. It can be synchronistic.

• 1:22:06Speaker 01

  That's the most sociopathic thing I've ever heard in my life.

• 1:22:13Speaker 04

  I don't even look at it like that. I'm like, yeah, synchronistic. I'm like, God, just chances are here's where this is gonna happen. But.

• 1:22:22Speaker 01

  Just put her down like the family dog. Jesus Christ.

• 1:22:29Speaker 04

  It's one of those ones where I'm like, huh, huh. Now she's a piece of shit, though. Everyone hates her?

• 1:22:34Speaker 02

  Yes, of course. Yes.

• 1:22:35Speaker 01

  Okay, so, well.

• 1:22:36Speaker 02

  Oh, and also, Tenz also bounced back like crazy.

• 1:22:40Speaker 01

  In context.

• 1:22:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:43Speaker 01

  You said he's killing it now.

• 1:22:45Speaker 02

  Tenz came back to streaming. He also went back to Valorant, immediately went to the top of the charts and his streaming career is blown up, so.

• 1:22:51Speaker 04

  Oh, it helped him, I guarantee.

• 1:22:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I, yeah, that's, that's the great thing is that, you know, some horrible tragic life events will be great for your career. So, you know, you gotta take it with the upside. Like, oh, sure, you got cancer, but hey, man, those numbers.

• 1:23:02Speaker 00

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• 1:23:32Speaker 01

  Cannon event. Cannon event. Well, fucking, uh, literal cannon event. Scott Kentucky Ballistics?

• 1:23:38Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 1:23:39Speaker 01

  Almost getting fucking killed.

• 1:23:41Speaker 02

  Great reviews. Tragedy's great reviews.

• 1:23:43Speaker 04

  He did. Do you know Scott Kentucky's?

• 1:23:45Speaker 02

  You've told me about this.

• 1:23:46Speaker 01

  The fucking fifty cal.

• 1:23:48Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:23:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, fifty cal went off, did damage.

• 1:23:52Speaker 01

  You could say damage, yeah, split his jugular and.

• 1:23:56Speaker 05

  Had to shut his thumb halfway down.

• 1:23:58Speaker 01

  Almost bled to death in front of his dad.

• 1:24:00Speaker 05

  We didn't find what, you know, we got a text a few days later and then the internet, though, he kept it.

• 1:24:06Speaker 01

  Found it from his, uh, his wife.

• 1:24:07Speaker 05

  And they kept it off the internet until he explained the story, right?

• 1:24:11Speaker 01

  It was like a month. Yeah.

• 1:24:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:24:12Speaker 01

  Like, we kept it quiet.

• 1:24:14Speaker 05

  He did a really good job.

• 1:24:15Speaker 01

  Oh, dude, I, I know we've rehashed it on the podcast a few times, but I remember I was like doing car karaoke in Bernie, just driving down like it was a nice, like chill day, fucking windows down like seventy five degrees, fucking great day. And I get a call from Cody. And, uh.

• 1:24:33Speaker 05

  Cody's worse.

• 1:24:35Speaker 04

  I've seen it processing.

• 1:24:37Speaker 01

  Cause like I just, I answered the phone. I felt like a fucking asshole because I answered the phone. I just said, you're interrupting some really, uh, really good car karaoke right now. Uh, this better be important.

• 1:24:49Speaker 01

  No change in pitch, just completely monotone. Scott had an accident.

• 1:24:57Speaker 01

  And that's how I found out because you talked to that guy.

• 1:25:00Speaker 05

  Yeah. Oh yeah. State trooper called me before anyone did.

• 1:25:05Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:25:05Speaker 05

  Who was, uh, who knew, who knew him, who policed with him. And yeah, called me and told me about it.

• 1:25:11Speaker 01

  And I made it, which I think his wife was trying to keep it quiet.

• 1:25:14Speaker 05

  Yeah. And then that inadvertently turned into you tearing, what tearing your shoulder by hitting an eggplant with a folding table?

• 1:25:21Speaker 01

  Well, cause.

• 1:25:25Speaker 05

  Okay. Now the story's derailed. Go on.

• 1:25:28Speaker 01

  Okay. It sounds out of fucking pocket, but that did happen. So we, we, uh, we like basically volunteered to, to take over for Scott's channel for a while, uh, because he was obviously recovering, like he was really fucked up. And so, uh, when we did a video, I think it was your video. We just did one, we were, everybody stepped up, like I did a video for his channel, Cody did a video for his channel. I think maybe Grant them, I don't know. Like it was a, it was a bunch of people.

• 1:25:55Speaker 02

  Just those channel wouldn't die out. Cause he's gonna be gone for a while.

• 1:25:58Speaker 01

  Like keep supporting him, like he got all the AdSense revenue and everything, kept the algorithm alive.

• 1:26:02Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:26:03Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, no, he got fucked up.

• 1:26:04Speaker 04

  If I can find his chest.

• 1:26:06Speaker 01

  But his thing was like shooting the uh.

• 1:26:08Speaker 02

  God damn, looks so cool though.

• 1:26:10Speaker 04

  Dude, gangster.

• 1:26:11Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, that's gangsters.

• 1:26:12Speaker 04

  It goes down his chest.

• 1:26:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:14Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, it's like a full, cause they had split his sternum open, I think.

• 1:26:17Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:26:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, but he uh.

• 1:26:19Speaker 02

  Ouch.

• 1:26:20Speaker 01

  But his whole thing is like shooting like eggplants and you know, folding tables and everything like that. So at one point I like, for a bit, like you tossed an eggplant. And I swatted it with a folding table and apparently that's a lot of inertia. I, I got a pretty serious labral tear on my left arm. Let's show, I forgot that happened.

• 1:26:37Speaker 05

  I remember.

• 1:26:37Speaker 01

  I felt like a fucking idiot.

• 1:26:44Speaker 01

  He's immediately like, oh, I fucked something up. That was bad.

• 1:26:47Speaker 02

  That's what Scott feels like.

• 1:26:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, basically.

• 1:26:53Speaker 02

  Oh man, and then.

• 1:26:54Speaker 01

  That's just what we learned is just, you get injured on Kentucky ballistics channel.

• 1:26:58Speaker 02

  Dude, that gun, have you, when are you doing the video or have you already released the video of the one?

• 1:27:05Speaker 01

  Uh, at, at time of recording, we haven't released it, but in the, I don't know, when this, whenever this comes out, when is this coming out?

• 1:27:11Speaker 02

  So, when's this come out?

• 1:27:14Speaker 01

  This weekend? Okay, I probably wouldn't have released it then. Uh, what's up? Okay, so the video I have coming up is shooting the world's most dangerous 50 cal. It's like, it's the Vulcan 50. It is notorious for blowing the up. Like it is, I don't know if it's killed anyone yet, but it's come close. Like this thing sends, like the lug shear or it fires out a battery. It sends bolts into people's fucking neck. Like there are dudes that have.

• 1:27:40Speaker 02

  You're firing it?

• 1:27:41Speaker 01

  I didn't shoot it, we had.

• 1:27:42Speaker 02

  Good, good.

• 1:27:43Speaker 01

  God, no, that was one that we looked at it. We don't, we couldn't even tell if it had been fired yet, but the shear was already starting to wear.

• 1:27:49Speaker 02

  Did you like hire a minority to shoot it for you?

• 1:27:51Speaker 01

  No, as it turns out.

• 1:27:54Speaker 05

  We're gonna miss Jose dude.

• 1:27:56Speaker 04

  I just pictured Brandon, it's like a string. Slow pan, it's like a Home Depot.

• 1:28:04Speaker 01

  Better. We had sandbags, but we did put like a ballistic dummy, like a ballistic dummy head.

• 1:28:09Speaker 04

  How's he doing?

• 1:28:10Speaker 01

  Not great.

• 1:28:10Speaker 04

  Oh, damn.

• 1:28:11Speaker 01

  Great.

• 1:28:12Speaker 04

  Those fly out. I mean, how much force? It's the, I mean, equal and opposite reaction.

• 1:28:17Speaker 01

  You'll see it in the video, but it like the bolt flew out so fast and like the damage looks incredible, but it flew out so fast that it smacked into the bunker that everybody was hiding in.

• 1:28:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:28:30Speaker 01

  To the so fucking quick, it shook the camera that was up on the ledge.

• 1:28:34Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 1:28:34Speaker 01

  The opposite way, by the way, probably about 15 feet away, 15 to 20 feet away.

• 1:28:40Speaker 04

  That shit's terrifying. I know the military was always never charge. Uh, the saw or the two 40 when the butt plate's off, cause and you swat their hands if they go to reach to charge it just because we've heard horror stories of even that.

• 1:28:55Speaker 01

  The spring.

• 1:28:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:28:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:28:56Speaker 04

  Yo.

• 1:28:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, don't do that.

• 1:28:58Speaker 04

  But yours just.

• 1:28:59Speaker 01

  I did that the first time.

• 1:29:02Speaker 04

  Were they like, boy?

• 1:29:04Speaker 01

  Not good.

• 1:29:05Speaker 04

  Like, don't do that.

• 1:29:06Speaker 01

  It's under a lot of, it's a light machine gun.

• 1:29:09Speaker 04

  That rifle too, still looks like it's terrifying. It's a hunting rifle that then just has.

• 1:29:15Speaker 01

  It's like a single shot 50 BMG.

• 1:29:17Speaker 05

  What's it called?

• 1:29:18Speaker 01

  The Vulcan 50.

• 1:29:19Speaker 04

  This big of a bullet?

• 1:29:20Speaker 01

  People don't realize that these guns are actually fucking dangerous. This company's changed names like four times. They're the, I'm gonna make this joke in the video, but they're the firearm equivalent of like your local shitty fair that changes corporation name every time like a 14 year old dies on the Ferris wheel. Like it was bad. It was really bad.

• 1:29:39Speaker 04

  Bro.

• 1:29:41Speaker 04

  Nope.

• 1:29:43Speaker 01

  50s are scary, dude. It's a, it's an anti-aircraft round that we just, you know, grafted into a, a man fireable, shoulder fireable round.

• 1:29:51Speaker 04

  Cause it is a stick of dynamite. People don't realize that. It's like a fucking bomb. That's why your 50 cal is the most terrifying, the shoulder one.

• 1:29:59Speaker 01

  Oh, that even though it's safe. M2A2 or uh, M82A2, sorry.

• 1:30:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, that one's cool. It's safe, but it's still.

• 1:30:07Speaker 01

  It's a Barrett. It's pretty, pretty reliable, but your, your face is right next to the chamber. That's terrifying.

• 1:30:13Speaker 04

  And that's Scott's video is just bad ammo.

• 1:30:16Speaker 02

  That's a shame.

• 1:30:16Speaker 04

  Hot load, right?

• 1:30:18Speaker 01

  It's it's a mixture of things like so naturally you're like if you are shooting a bolt or single shot specifically like 50 cal. Like if the AK 50 was to have a catastrophic malfunction, right? Like knock on wood. It's overbuilt. We specifically didn't want, you know, anybody to get scotched. But the there's a foot and a half of receiver behind it like. The explosions right here, you're pushing back a shitload of bolt mass. There's a spring that's capturing it. There's a rear tron meant to stop the bolt. Like there's so much shit behind it that would make it less of a problem for the shooter if there's a catastrophic mouth, right? Single shot, there's nothing behind the bolt. That bolt just goes straight back into the shooter.

• 1:31:00Speaker 01

  And that's that's what happened to Scott. I mean. The the the end cap, I think, broke his orbital, like it went straight into his head, broke his orbital, and I think the ears went into his jugular and like lung.

• 1:31:10Speaker 02

  I just don't get how you like, don't die from that shit. It's like that bullshit in the anime where it's like, you actually missed all my vitals. It's like, how, bro? I like, I blew out your brain and. Bullet went through your heart, right? Like, are you sure?

• 1:31:21Speaker 01

  Invincible's pretty bad about that.

• 1:31:22Speaker 02

  I hate it. It's like, like, no spoilers, of course, but there's a character that gets his intestines ripped out for like half an hour and then.

• 1:31:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:33Speaker 02

  And there's another character that gets punched through his heart and then he's just like, oh, actually, I'm fine. It's like.

• 1:31:38Speaker 04

  I like they get stronger, too.

• 1:31:39Speaker 02

  It's like, what are we doing here, bro?

• 1:31:41Speaker 04

  It's like, I'm actually stronger after that. I would not be.

• 1:31:43Speaker 02

  By the way, I'm not gonna say what happens. Have you guys read the comics?

• 1:31:47Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:31:48Speaker 02

  What's gonna happen next season cannot air on TV.

• 1:31:52Speaker 01

  Eli spoiled that for me on the plane. The.

• 1:31:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was like, I don't know how they do, because I was like, I don't know how they do that shit.

• 1:31:59Speaker 01

  I was waiting for it the entire time because I so I was just catching up on it because I only watched the first season and I liked it.

• 1:32:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:32:05Speaker 01

  But then, like, I just recently watched seasons two through four.

• 1:32:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:32:09Speaker 01

  Like, maybe in the last month or two.

• 1:32:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:32:11Speaker 01

  It's really good. Like, I do like the show.

• 1:32:13Speaker 02

  I think Invincible is all right. I think it's good for an American cartoon. I think comparatively to like, you know, the top 50 anime, anime just on it. But like, everybody's talking about it. So I'll walk on it, watch it just for fun. Just like, you know, be like, hey, guys, Conquest, he's a bad guy. Awesome voice acting, by the way. Man, Conquest is so fucking cool.

• 1:32:32Speaker 01

  That's Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

• 1:32:33Speaker 02

  Yes, the man. That's Negan from Walking Dead.

• 1:32:35Speaker 01

  Also, yeah, the Sam and Dean's dead in Supernatural.

• 1:32:39Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:32:41Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 1:32:42Speaker 02

  What the fuck? Is Supernatural the Superman show?

• 1:32:44Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:32:44Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:32:45Speaker 01

  The like the like.

• 1:32:47Speaker 04

  It's my timeline.

• 1:32:47Speaker 01

  The monster hunting like ghost demon hunter.

• 1:32:50Speaker 02

  Okay, I haven't seen that.

• 1:32:51Speaker 01

  Oh, it's fifteen seasons. It's super easy to get through.

• 1:32:54Speaker 04

  How many episodes in each season?

• 1:32:56Speaker 01

  Oh dude, it's like twenty. And they're there forty forty five minutes apiece.

• 1:33:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've watched One Piece twice, so.

• 1:33:02Speaker 04

  What? Why?

• 1:33:03Speaker 02

  I'm a loser.

• 1:33:03Speaker 01

  How many? How many episodes is that?

• 1:33:05Speaker 02

  Thousand. I think it's eleven to twelve hundred.

• 1:33:07Speaker 01

  How how long is each episode?

• 1:33:09Speaker 02

  Okay, realistically.

• 1:33:10Speaker 04

  Only twenty minutes.

• 1:33:11Speaker 02

  But, okay. Twenty minutes, but then it's like, this is what happened last episode. This is what's gonna happen next episode.

• 1:33:18Speaker 01

  So it's the anime thing where the intro's four minutes of the.

• 1:33:21Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:33:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:33:22Speaker 02

  The way I watched it, I also watched the first time I watched it just to get caught up. I watched it on double speed. And then I rewatch it in regular speed, but like just to get through it, to get the cliff notes and then to watch it actually absorb it.

• 1:33:34Speaker 01

  Watching a thousand episodes double speed sounds psychotic.

• 1:33:38Speaker 02

  It's it's not when you.

• 1:33:39Speaker 01

  Fifteen days.

• 1:33:40Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:33:41Speaker 02

  Like, so first of all.

• 1:33:42Speaker 01

  Straight.

• 1:33:42Speaker 02

  So it's Japanese. It's Japanese. So you're only reading subtitles. They speak slow as shit after everything that happens. Like, okay, so it's like.

• 1:33:51Speaker 01

  Are you one of those no dubs guy?

• 1:33:53Speaker 02

  I love dubs. If if a show has a good dub, I will watch the dub every single time. The problem is there's just like barely any good dubs. Like Dragon Ball Z is the greatest dub of all time. So like I will watch that.

• 1:34:03Speaker 01

  So that pulled me the fuck out of Attack on Titan because I was watching it the entire time with dubs, which I still. Attack on Titan's fucking peak. I love that.

• 1:34:11Speaker 02

  Like the ending?

• 1:34:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:34:14Speaker 02

  Did you ever watch Code Geass?

• 1:34:15Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:34:15Speaker 02

  That's why you liked it.

• 1:34:18Speaker 01

  I was like.

• 1:34:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, because Attack on Titan is just Code Geass ending, but just terrible. So like, that's why.

• 1:34:25Speaker 01

  I like I like the after, like the credit scene.

• 1:34:27Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:34:27Speaker 01

  That was really fucking like that. It tied everything together.

• 1:34:30Speaker 02

  I can't believe you just watch anime. I can't believe I know that. That's that's weird.

• 1:34:32Speaker 01

  I don't. I really don't. But like, it was somebody at the time had told me like, this is like a great gateway drug and they were completely correct because it doesn't do the. Kawaii like. It's not happy.

• 1:34:41Speaker 02

  Am I watching a show? I don't know.

• 1:34:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, like it's it's very gritty.

• 1:34:45Speaker 02

  Japanese, there's way too much.

• 1:34:46Speaker 01

  Very gritty, but what pulled me out is that I was watching it the entire time with the dubs. And then when the new I was I watched it just when the last couple of episodes were coming out. So they hadn't done the dubs yet.

• 1:34:57Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:34:58Speaker 01

  And so I got thrown into what the original voice actors sound like.

• 1:35:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:35:03Speaker 01

  And it freaked me the fuck out.

• 1:35:05Speaker 02

  Because they're so much better.

• 1:35:06Speaker 01

  Well, I couldn't tell what was going on because these were not the voices that I knew. I'm like, who is talking right now?

• 1:35:10Speaker 04

  And then you're reading and trying to watch everything at the same time. Fucking.

• 1:35:14Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm like, I'm literate, so that's not a problem, but like.

• 1:35:17Speaker 04

  But when you're like, I never even I watch subs.

• 1:35:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:35:22Speaker 04

  That's it. I will go back and watch some American dub. I'm like, holy shit, I didn't. It's little things you'll just miss because, oh, Hunter x Hunter.

• 1:35:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:35:31Speaker 04

  He goes into such detail with his fights where it's like little shit on the screen. You're missing if you're reading and doing that at the same time. It was like, well, okay, didn't know that. Fuck.

• 1:35:40Speaker 02

  It's such as like what you experienced at Attack on Titan, I experienced with Hajime no Ippo. Because Eli put me on Hajime no Ippo, watched English dub, incredible.

• 1:35:47Speaker 01

  Could you say that like half speed?

• 1:35:48Speaker 02

  Hajime no Ippo, which I think means like.

• 1:35:52Speaker 04

  Boxing anime.

• 1:35:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, you told me to watch that one.

• 1:35:54Speaker 02

  Yeah. The English dub is great. I love it. And then it just stops. And I just, I can't watch anymore. Yeah, I love the English dub so much. I literally can't. And it makes me so mad. Because Eli's like, dude, it gets insane. I'm like, that's great. It's not in English. I'm like, I'm not reading that shit, bro.

• 1:36:11Speaker 04

  It's so good.

• 1:36:13Speaker 02

  I don't think I've watched an anime since that, by the way.

• 1:36:15Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 1:36:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I have not watched anime in a very long time.

• 1:36:18Speaker 01

  You took a break.

• 1:36:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, I watched like Invincible and then I'm just like, I just play cards. That's all I do all day is just fucking play cards.

• 1:36:23Speaker 01

  What's your game?

• 1:36:24Speaker 02

  Riftbound. It's really good. It's really.

• 1:36:26Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:36:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's so much money, bro. It's insane. It's it's, you know, League of Legends.

• 1:36:31Speaker 01

  I know of it. I never played it.

• 1:36:32Speaker 02

  It's like the most successful mobile of all time.

• 1:36:34Speaker 01

  I think that's why I still have hairs. I've never played League of Legends. Boy, yeah.

• 1:36:39Speaker 04

  It's an accidental burn.

• 1:36:42Speaker 02

  Nick plays it too. That electric is huge in the league. He finally hit gold.

• 1:36:46Speaker 01

  There's a direct correlation between people that still have hair follicles in the front of their head. And people who play Link of Legends.

• 1:36:52Speaker 02

  I would say, you know, I go on so much anti hair rants on my stream and I like, you know, I can't do, cause y'all have great hair. You do. I'm just saying like, when people try to shit on me.

• 1:37:04Speaker 01

  Is an anti hair rant?

• 1:37:05Speaker 02

  I think hairs for.

• 1:37:09Speaker 01

  Literally potentially.

• 1:37:10Speaker 02

  Think about it, like you, you're waking up in the morning and you're like, oh, hold up. I gotta fix my hair. Okay, bitch. What are you? A woman?

• 1:37:19Speaker 02

  You just roll out of bed. I'm bald. Good to go. Let's get it. I'm out. I don't use no shampoo, body wash. It's the same shit. I'm out the door in three minutes. Same. We still use the same shampoo. No, you don't. I know you're using conditioner.

• 1:37:33Speaker 01

  It's like, no, no, it's like, it's the whole meme about like guys that you like guys that do the, uh, oh, well, your shampoo is like, well, it's shampoo, conditioner, body wash, motor oil, lubricant. Like it's just like fucking eighteen in one.

• 1:37:46Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'll buy.

• 1:37:48Speaker 01

  Sand blasting compound.

• 1:37:50Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Use it on your sink, on your head. So like when, when y'all shower, hair havers, of course, you know, like, do you blow dry your hair?

• 1:37:59Speaker 01

  Sounds like a slur. No, I do not blow dry.

• 1:38:01Speaker 02

  Do you use any product at all?

• 1:38:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:38:04Speaker 02

  Okay. Come on, you know, and then that takes time, right?

• 1:38:06Speaker 01

  No, really. It's like.

• 1:38:09Speaker 02

  A minute. Well, you wear a hat.

• 1:38:10Speaker 01

  Literally.

• 1:38:12Speaker 02

  Today, I mean. Cody lives with that hat on. Like how, so think about it, like, but with a hat, you know, you don't have to do any of this shit. But like, when you don't wear a hat, you gotta like, you gotta wash it.

• 1:38:23Speaker 01

  My hair care routine takes two minutes a day.

• 1:38:26Speaker 02

  But imagine that adds up.

• 1:38:27Speaker 05

  Stuff and do that.

• 1:38:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that adds up.

• 1:38:30Speaker 01

  You could be watching One Piece twice.

• 1:38:35Speaker 02

  Two times five, that's ten minutes a week, bro.

• 1:38:38Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying. And then you just die on the weekends.

• 1:38:43Speaker 01

  The one piece fifteen fucking days.

• 1:38:47Speaker 04

  I can just wake up ten minutes earlier.

• 1:38:49Speaker 02

  I don't know, my fiance, like with her hair, holy.

• 1:38:54Speaker 02

  It's like half an hour, forty five minutes a day.

• 1:38:57Speaker 04

  They have more.

• 1:38:57Speaker 02

  I know, and that's what I'm saying.

• 1:38:59Speaker 01

  I don't get it, to be honest.

• 1:39:00Speaker 02

  I think everybody should be bald.

• 1:39:04Speaker 04

  Now, everybody is a strong word.

• 1:39:06Speaker 02

  More people should be bald, it's great, bald by choice, I'm obviously bald by choice, I'm definitely not, I definitely didn't.

• 1:39:11Speaker 01

  BBC.

• 1:39:15Speaker 01

  Big BBC fan over here.

• 1:39:17Speaker 02

  Huge. I remember when I first noticed my bald spot, I was like, I was fucking devastated, I was like, oh, what's happening? I thought, because I used to have hair like you, believe it or not, that was my hair.

• 1:39:26Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 1:39:27Speaker 02

  Yes, I had that exact haircut when I was twenty four, then I woke up, saw hair on my pillow, just happened, and I was like, oh my god. And the worst thing was I was fat too, I was super fat, you can't just be fat and bald, so I had to go to the gym.

• 1:39:40Speaker 01

  Choose a struggle.

• 1:39:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, first you have to go to the gym, and then you have to get tattoos, because you can't just, you have to pick one, otherwise you're just fuck, you're weird. People are gonna look at you if you're, you have to get a beard, you can't, you can't be bald with no beard, because then you look like you have cancer.

• 1:39:54Speaker 02

  You want to avoid that conversation, it's like, no, no, no.

• 1:39:57Speaker 04

  Why don't you, you didn't do the struggle where it's like, it's there?

• 1:40:01Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 1:40:01Speaker 04

  I like what people hold on.

• 1:40:02Speaker 01

  They come forward.

• 1:40:03Speaker 04

  Dude, way too long.

• 1:40:04Speaker 02

  Well, the asthma gold. Is his bad?

• 1:40:07Speaker 01

  It's pretty.

• 1:40:08Speaker 02

  God, stop.

• 1:40:10Speaker 04

  I don't know, I'm not like looking at Asma's head all the time, like, oh, I wonder how his hair's doing.

• 1:40:15Speaker 01

  It was that video he did the other day, because he was on somebody's podcast, right?

• 1:40:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was on, um, I think he did. Well, he did.

• 1:40:21Speaker 01

  Oh, Caleb Hammer, yeah, I think that's what it was, I didn't realize how bad it was.

• 1:40:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, it's horrible, I tell him that every, for steak and eggs, I tell him every day how awful it was.

• 1:40:29Speaker 01

  Love you, buddy, but that's, it's time.

• 1:40:32Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:40:32Speaker 01

  It's fucking time.

• 1:40:33Speaker 02

  His thing is Asmongold is such a great guy. He's a very good dude, but like he's holding on to that fucking hair way too long. Like just shave your head, go to the gym, stone cold gold would go hardest.

• 1:40:44Speaker 01

  If he a hundred percent, if he, if he just lost the fucking hair.

• 1:40:48Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:40:48Speaker 01

  And then started working out like crazy, that that redemption arc would be absurd.

• 1:40:53Speaker 02

  Cause like the thing is like, whenever any of these people go after him, they go after his room. He cleaned up the room. Nobody said shit about the room anymore. He's done. Now they went after his teeth. He fixed his teeth. His teeth are almost good now.

• 1:41:03Speaker 01

  What's up with his teeth?

• 1:41:04Speaker 02

  Oh, disgusting.

• 1:41:05Speaker 04

  Oh dude, I, oh my god. Story was the worst thing I've ever heard.

• 1:41:09Speaker 02

  Was it, was Chipotle?

• 1:41:10Speaker 04

  His teeth were rotting.

• 1:41:12Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:41:12Speaker 04

  Like rotting, rotting. He didn't understand that or thought it was, I guess, not that bad.

• 1:41:17Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:41:17Speaker 04

  And he would eat Chipotle and he always just assumed that the Chipotle tasted weird. He gets his teeth fixed.

• 1:41:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:25Speaker 04

  And then he was like, holy shit, this Chipotle tastes amazing. Come to find out it was the rotting teeth with the taste of his food.

• 1:41:33Speaker 01

  Oh god.

• 1:41:34Speaker 02

  That's why Asmongold doesn't drink water because it would taste like what was in his mouth. And so he thought water just tasted bad, right? It's even worse because like, so his teeth would regularly just bleed. So he would put his hand in his mouth and wipe the blood on his walls as well.

• 1:41:48Speaker 01

  I heard that bit. That is fucking insane.

• 1:41:50Speaker 02

  And then this one time he was raiding in World of Warcraft and his teeth really hurt. And so he didn't want to stop mid fight. So he grabbed pliers and he pulled out his own teeth.

• 1:41:59Speaker 01

  Routine, like gum bleeding is one thing.

• 1:42:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:42:03Speaker 01

  But like the natural instinct to rub it on a wall instead of, I don't know, a napkin.

• 1:42:10Speaker 04

  I would love to do a call of six months of just, let's get him jacked as shit.

• 1:42:14Speaker 02

  Listen, man, I've, I've been a firm advocate that Asmongold needs to come on y'all's podcast. And I, you know, I mean.

• 1:42:18Speaker 01

  Not after this conversation, maybe.

• 1:42:21Speaker 02

  No, he's the fucking man.

• 1:42:22Speaker 01

  We'd love to have him like seriously, he's right down the road.

• 1:42:24Speaker 02

  He, he is the man.

• 1:42:25Speaker 01

  We would come to him.

• 1:42:26Speaker 04

  Such a good dude.

• 1:42:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, we, we would actually just set up a podcast in his room.

• 1:42:29Speaker 02

  You know what would be easier? So he has a podcast called All Craft with Rich Campbell. Great guy. One of y'all should just go on. Show them that everything's okay.

• 1:42:38Speaker 01

  And then we kidnap them.

• 1:42:39Speaker 02

  Exactly. And then just grab him, right? Just do his podcast for all craft and then y'all do an episode together out there. That's what you should do.

• 1:42:46Speaker 01

  Snagman gold.

• 1:42:47Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:42:47Speaker 01

  Fucking grab him.

• 1:42:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, y'all need to meet Rich too. Rich is amazing. Great people.

• 1:42:51Speaker 01

  Never, never heard of him.

• 1:42:52Speaker 02

  Oh, he's the man. Rich Campbell, fucking awesome. Yeah, one of the best showmen of all time. Great speaker, horribly addicted to gotcha games.

• 1:43:00Speaker 01

  Also, for anybody who has misophonia, misophonia, I'm so sorry. I just chewed ice directly into the microphone.

• 1:43:06Speaker 02

  That's another word you made up, just like in sick concert. Wait, no, it's a real word. It's that word you said that wasn't a real word? Indiscriminately?

• 1:43:12Speaker 01

  Indiscriminately.

• 1:43:13Speaker 02

  Oh, no, that's a real word.

• 1:43:13Speaker 01

  That's the word I.

• 1:43:15Speaker 02

  What was the word that you said that you weren't sure? It was a, I'm like halfway hammered. I'm a lightweight, by the way.

• 1:43:20Speaker 01

  Indiscriminately, you know, one of those words you made up.

• 1:43:23Speaker 02

  By the government, the government making up these words.

• 1:43:26Speaker 01

  Is that de-incentivization?

• 1:43:27Speaker 02

  De-incentivization, that's the one. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:29Speaker 01

  Hey, close.

• 1:43:30Speaker 02

  But yeah, y'all should do that. I feel like that's the highest chance. Like y'all need to talk, man. It's been so long. And then we talked about this the last time.

• 1:43:36Speaker 01

  He covered some of the Tony stuff when that was first breaking. I think he covered my video on breaking down like the, cause I waited on that shit forever, man. Just, you know, I didn't want to be able to, I didn't want to come forward and say something too early where like there wasn't actual proof and then I look like an asshole.

• 1:43:49Speaker 02

  Of course, yeah.

• 1:43:50Speaker 01

  But as soon as it was 100% confirmed.

• 1:43:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:43:53Speaker 01

  Beyond a shadow of a doubt, and he was still lying about it. That's when I'm just like, all right.

• 1:43:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:43:57Speaker 01

  And then Asman covered that and he did a great job. He called Tony a retard.

• 1:44:01Speaker 02

  Good.

• 1:44:03Speaker 04

  It's wild that, did you ever gaslight yourself, like, or him gaslight you and like, maybe this is fake? Cause that's always those hard ones when they're doubling down. It's like, it's fake. You think, okay, did I talk to the liar about this?

• 1:44:15Speaker 01

  Honestly, no. Okay. Cause well, and here's for a weird reason. Cause there were times where I was wondering, I'm like, man, I, this is so fucking out there. Maybe it's not real, right?

• 1:44:25Speaker 01

  But every time he opened his mouth regarding that, immediately, anybody who knows anything about just body language, communication, I was every time he opened his mouth like, oh, this motherfucker is so guilty. Like the, you really should play like if, if we got the clip here when Ksat confronted him.

• 1:44:42Speaker 02

  Oh, the.

• 1:44:43Speaker 01

  Uh, Daniela Barra shouts out, great reporter, uh, went to him as like a Veterans Day, uh, event.

• 1:44:50Speaker 01

  And he just melts. She's, well, we've been trying to contact your office. We contacted you 16 times. You never replied about the, the death of, you know, Regina. Um, you know, we hate to come to you here and he just, is this Veterans Day? You should be talking about veteran stuff. Are we, um,

• 1:45:08Speaker 02

  I think I've seen that clip.

• 1:45:09Speaker 01

  I, I, it's, we're, um, no, but really we, we would like to ask you about, as we're, we're here for, for San Houston. Um, like play the clip. Seriously. It's absurd.

• 1:45:20Speaker 03

  Are you talking about veteran stuff? If you should, if you're not, you should be talking about it. It's a beautiful, it's a beautiful Veterans Day here in San Antonio. Please, please.

• 1:45:28Speaker 06

  We've been trying to reach out multiple times to ask, multiple

• 1:45:29Speaker 03

  Where's, where's, where's, where's, where's?

• 1:45:30Speaker 06

  Is there any response you have to that?

• 1:45:33Speaker 03

  We're here at Fort Sam, we're here at Fort Sam Houston. That's ceremony. Please have some respect.

• 1:45:38Speaker 01

  Yeah. I was wondering about that just because he doubled down very hard and then he, he lost the ability to speak the English language once confronted with it. It was wild.

• 1:45:47Speaker 04

  I just like how fast it went from, we're taking a step back. I'm reevaluating. I'm retiring or I dropped out of the race to resigning completely because that was like a two week.

• 1:45:57Speaker 01

  It was a, it was a, I think roughly a four day process from, uh, Brandon Herrera is a liar and a piece of shit. He made all this shit up. This is political slander to losing the election that night because we beat him by like 900 votes or whatever it was to, okay, I did it and everything's truthful, but the husband's gay. That's why she herself like straight up. Like that was his answer to, I think, like the day after lost leadership support and then the day after, uh, he, uh, he stepped down.

• 1:46:28Speaker 04

  That was the second story came out though, right?

• 1:46:30Speaker 01

  Yeah. I think it was like a month later because all the Eric Swalwell stuff, because Eric Swalwell's, you know, obviously it just, he's an actual, like he's,

• 1:46:37Speaker 04

  Which one's that?

• 1:46:38Speaker 01

  The Democratic congressman that I, we did like, it was like a horse trade with, like the Republicans and the Democrats both like lost to sex pest, which, you know, objectively a good thing.

• 1:46:47Speaker 02

  I hate, I hate how you have to clarify that he's an actual, because those words get thrown around so much like, uh, where it's like, are they?

• 1:46:57Speaker 01

  I hate the politics.

• 1:46:58Speaker 02

  So people fucking lie.

• 1:46:59Speaker 01

  Politics now is just like anybody I don't like is a

• 1:47:01Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, of course.

• 1:47:02Speaker 01

  It's getting a little irritating because it actually, it takes away from people who actually kids.

• 1:47:06Speaker 02

  And it, and it's, and it's, It hurts the victims the most.

• 1:47:09Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's irritating because like I'm obviously like one of the bigger proponents to like, okay, feet first wood chipper. Like if you're, I don't care who you are, like literally, nobody gets protection in my eyes. If you are caught on, like if you are 100% guilty, like you are children, feet first in a wood chipper.

• 1:47:24Speaker 02

  That's okay. So that's actually great because I haven't ever get a straight answer out of anybody for this. So this like just happened like two, three days ago. There's these two transgenders and they have confirmed at the same time, a seven year old female child.

• 1:47:40Speaker 02

  Why are they in jail and not just beheaded publicly?

• 1:47:44Speaker 01

  So it's depending, well, I think that's pretty much universally true that it's, it's a non-capital crime. So it's just jail time.

• 1:47:51Speaker 02

  That makes no sense to me.

• 1:47:53Speaker 04

  I didn't know it was a non-capital.

• 1:47:55Speaker 02

  I can't believe that being a child.

• 1:47:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can't be executed for that. I don't think.

• 1:48:00Speaker 04

  No shit.

• 1:48:02Speaker 01

  You should be, frankly.

• 1:48:04Speaker 04

  I mean, in a lot of places, it is a light lenient, it's a slap on the wrist compared to a lot of shit. You're like, whoa, that's way worse. And then it's like, well, they did their one year, three years.

• 1:48:13Speaker 01

  At least in the United States, what I'm, what I'm talking about, but like, so that's, that's the shit that drives me crazy is that like certain times you'll hear that this person gets convicted of a right, like a very brutal, they'll get seven years in jail, but the penalty for owning an SBR without a tax stamp is 10 years in prison.

• 1:48:29Speaker 02

  What the fuck?

• 1:48:31Speaker 01

  Committing no violent crimes, but just owning an AR 15 that's perfectly legal with a barrel that's an inch too short will get you more prison time than in certain instances.

• 1:48:40Speaker 02

  That's what you're saying.

• 1:48:42Speaker 04

  Dude, I just don't get it, bro. We just found, I mean, like a year or a month or two ago, I didn't realize like anyone can be a judge essentially. I thought it was lawyer and a lot of things, not just evoting, hey, you're a judge now. Have fun, bro.

• 1:48:57Speaker 01

  Have you ever had to deal with judges like that?

• 1:48:58Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, a hundred percent. The one judge I dealt with the most was like that. Not, not an attorney, didn't have a law background, just worked at the city and was appointed as the judge there to decide what happens with criminals.

• 1:49:11Speaker 04

  So it's just feel goods? Like I feel this way today and this is max.

• 1:49:16Speaker 05

  Well, that's how I've taken a course or something, but it wasn't an attorney or never worked as a judge before, never practiced law.

• 1:49:21Speaker 01

  Never was in a courtroom.

• 1:49:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, pretty much.

• 1:49:23Speaker 02

  Yeah. People, people don't realize that there are a lot of cases that get completely judged by, hmm, well, I feel this way.

• 1:49:31Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. I mean,

• 1:49:32Speaker 02

  Like, what, what, what is the word? A preponderance of evidence is, I believe, what they need, which they mean they need to be fifty one percent sure that they maybe did it? And then that can fuck you for the rest of your life. So if you get an activist judge in a liberal county and you're like a conservative man, you're pretty much just, it's bad.

• 1:49:50Speaker 04

  Now, Rich pointed that out. We talked about it on Kinda, but it was one judge up there that was,

• 1:49:57Speaker 04

  all the batch it didn't matter. But then I didn't realize also, judges can't be held, uh,

• 1:50:02Speaker 02

  Calum?

• 1:50:03Speaker 04

  No, there's, what's the law? They're, they're not allowed to be held any of that.

• 1:50:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, judge can't.

• 1:50:11Speaker 02

  Well, it's, it's like, you know, another judge, like, uh, Irna, Irna Zerutskis killer, uh, was a repeat offender. I believe, I believe what was, you probably know about me, but twenty four time repeat offender?

• 1:50:20Speaker 01

  Which one?

• 1:50:20Speaker 02

  Uh, you know, Zerutskis, the, the white Ukrainian who was seeking refuge in the United States got killed by the black guy on the metro right after Charlie Kirk.

• 1:50:26Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah. The little white girl.

• 1:50:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, the, the, the, the white girl who got stabbed on the train was, uh, was like a black dude and he was like a repeat offender like twenty four times. And he kept on being let go over and over and over and over again. Yes, the DAs. Yeah, it's crazy.

• 1:50:40Speaker 04

  Absolute judicial immunity. So they all have that.

• 1:50:44Speaker 01

  That's ridiculous.

• 1:50:45Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:50:46Speaker 04

  And that's the thing where it's wild when you're like, whoa, you didn't study law, do anything. You just got appointed this and now you get to hand out that judgment. And if you're extremely lenient, like that case, oh, hey, don't worry about it.

• 1:50:57Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:50:58Speaker 04

  It's no big deal. Instead of, hey, you let that person out, they committed a crime.

• 1:51:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:51:03Speaker 04

  They should then, you should be held accountable. That was,

• 1:51:05Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 1:51:06Speaker 01

  That's, that's the shitty part. Like, because you have all these people that like, oh, we need new laws. Oh, the, you know, crime's so bad in the city and they don't realize it's like, it's these judges and DAs that, you know, this guy's held up a guns or a, a liquor store at gunpoint four times. They're like, ah, well, we'll let him out thirty days, community service. And then he fucking kills somebody.

• 1:51:27Speaker 04

  Most violent crimes, it's like a sixty percent.

• 1:51:30Speaker 01

  Recidivism?

• 1:51:30Speaker 04

  Yeah. Which is wild when you think about that. I'm like, oh, that's a real, that's a big risk to take on maybes, like, mm, you do have your one offs, like, um,

• 1:51:42Speaker 04

  I mean JD JD turned and but it's extreme rarity and he held himself accountable and even then he told the story he's like I almost went up and was like oh we can get out of this one and then instead he would he went up to the Dutch I I'm guilty of this I just here's my options I'm hoping for this but I want to hold I want to be accountable for exactly coming and visit soon

• 1:52:04Speaker 02

  I want to meet that guy he's great dude every Twitter post I post he's like yeah dude what this guy fucking said my bro JD you're so cool

• 1:52:12Speaker 01

  JD is definitely one of those guys where he's like he gets wound up with us he's just like who we

• 1:52:18Speaker 02

  I love people like that bro it's so good

• 1:52:23Speaker 04

  he's a ride or die

• 1:52:24Speaker 01

  yeah this piece of shit yeah why do we hate him

• 1:52:27Speaker 02

  it's the best

• 1:52:29Speaker 04

  dude we had I will just the fight was amazing this weekend we had a blast at the fight

• 1:52:35Speaker 01

  we'll fight Sean Strickland versus Kamayev Kamayev

• 1:52:39Speaker 02

  y'all went to that

• 1:52:40Speaker 04

  oh well we watched it local

• 1:52:42Speaker 01

  okay yeah the bar we were in was just as soon as Sean was announced as the winner it went ape shit dude they were chanting America even do USA during the fight it was just and they look like they wanted to kill each other on the the walkout him just staring at him like he's a meal they had like 18 dudes in between them to make sure just everyone was like hey we're keeping each other back and then when they finally went at it it was a war they had like bouncers there blocking their eye lines it was wild

• 1:53:18Speaker 04

  and then it they went ape shit when it was because it was a good ass fight it was two two and then the last one could have went either way me and Brandon were like

• 1:53:29Speaker 01

  because we had a lot of money on that

• 1:53:30Speaker 04

  please say new that's all I share for this one here new world

• 1:53:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, the ah man, it was a great fight though, because I'm I was worried, you know, because all the like the Dagostanis, like the white Muslims and shit like they always want to take shit to the ground and like I understand that's becoming like a meta within UFC. It's so boring to watch. I like stand up fighting like striking like that's.

• 1:53:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think Strickland said, uh, I don't like wrestling because it's gay. Said that in an interview the other day.

• 1:53:58Speaker 01

  Sounds like something Sean would say.

• 1:54:00Speaker 02

  Dude, you should try boxing because it's kind of just like just that.

• 1:54:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, I should try that.

• 1:54:09Speaker 04

  Strickland, though, now he is known for one of the best jabs. They actually complimented like he's probably one of the best jabs in the UFC because that.

• 1:54:16Speaker 01

  Because he was.

• 1:54:16Speaker 04

  Homie was just fucking tagging.

• 1:54:18Speaker 01

  Didn't he staggered him on a jab, I thought, right?

• 1:54:20Speaker 04

  Oh, he just kept hitting him and hitting him.

• 1:54:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't think people get like how devastating a good jab is. You you would just box. If you have better reach and give a good jab, you'd use win.

• 1:54:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:54:29Speaker 02

  It's over. So good.

• 1:54:31Speaker 01

  Even without better reach.

• 1:54:31Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:54:34Speaker 02

  Bro's different.

• 1:54:35Speaker 04

  And I mean, that's how Brayden won.

• 1:54:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:54:37Speaker 04

  Knocked the dude out with the jab.

• 1:54:39Speaker 01

  And I know we've we've told this like a billion fucking times, but like everybody that, uh, you know, you, Tony, like the trainer. Everybody was like, oh, yeah, you'll never knock anybody out on a jab. Like a jab's important, but you'll never knock anybody out on a jab.

• 1:54:54Speaker 01

  Third round knockout on a jab. I still do want to have him on the podcast. I think that'd be a lot of fun.

• 1:54:59Speaker 04

  James.

• 1:55:00Speaker 02

  Was that was that like your was that like your ego moment? Like, everybody has an ego moment. Like, is that like something that you really like?

• 1:55:05Speaker 01

  When my life flashes before my eyes when I'm dying, like that'll be in the top 20.

• 1:55:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:55:09Speaker 01

  It was fun. That was just is a great experience.

• 1:55:11Speaker 02

  For me, my big ego moment was, uh, when I was in eighth grade. You know, y'all remember dodgeball?

• 1:55:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:55:19Speaker 02

  Dude, I was the kid where like whatever teach, whatever side, whichever team the teacher was on. I had to be on the other team because I was huge when I was a kid. So I was always like, oh, Mr. Klug's on this team. So John, you got to be on the other team. And I'm like, oh, my God, I'm so fucking cool. I remember that.

• 1:55:38Speaker 01

  Dodgeball was fun as fuck.

• 1:55:38Speaker 02

  I miss it, dude. I wish there was more creator events where it was like actually just dodgeball. Dodgeball and kickball are the shit. They're. So good.

• 1:55:47Speaker 01

  Cause I was never like very, I was never good at sports. Like I think like I played soccer and I played like varsity baseball and.

• 1:55:53Speaker 02

  Okay, but did you ever apply yourself to try to be good at sports?

• 1:55:55Speaker 01

  I mean, kinda like not, not, not really put everything into it, but I was always like, when it came to like PE time, I was always good at dodgeball and kickball.

• 1:56:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause those ones where you was, if you're just naturally good, like if you're a jack of all trades, you will just own people.

• 1:56:07Speaker 01

  I think it's because it's combative.

• 1:56:08Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:56:09Speaker 01

  Not kickball necessarily, but.

• 1:56:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's like, it's because the barrier to entry is very low. So people who haven't practiced can still just be fucking freaks at it naturally because you don't really need to know too much. Kickball, kick the ball. Right? Like it's a very different between kicking a ball that's rolled to you versus now hit this ball with a stick. It's coming at you at 90 miles an hour. Like it's way fucking different. But yeah, dodgeball is very much like, oh, how much practice you need to do to fucking just peg somebody like that.

• 1:56:37Speaker 01

  This is just fun. Cause did you have like the actual like dodgeball dodgeballs? Do you have the foam?

• 1:56:42Speaker 02

  The red rubber. I had the ones that went boom. You know that noise that like the dodgeballs only make the.

• 1:56:46Speaker 01

  The, the rubber?

• 1:56:47Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:56:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:56:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:56:49Speaker 01

  They, they took those out of my, uh, my middle school before we.

• 1:56:52Speaker 02

  Oh, so lame.

• 1:56:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was really gay.

• 1:56:54Speaker 05

  I was in like, I think we got to like the eighth grade and they took them away and they, they replaced them with the foam ones.

• 1:56:59Speaker 02

  Those just don't, they don't work.

• 1:57:00Speaker 05

  No, they don't break people's noses.

• 1:57:03Speaker 01

  Well, they also don't travel right. They like fucking.

• 1:57:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, they go all over.

• 1:57:07Speaker 02

  That was always so lame where like in dodgeball, if you like hit a girl in the face and you get out, it's like, what the?

• 1:57:13Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:57:13Speaker 02

  That's not how it went for y'all?

• 1:57:15Speaker 01

  No, we did not have that rule.

• 1:57:16Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. If you, so if you could hit a boy in the face, but if you were a boy and you hit a girl in the face with a dodgeball, you were out. Like you got out. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

• 1:57:24Speaker 05

  We would aim for the girls first.

• 1:57:27Speaker 01

  Down with the weaklings.

• 1:57:28Speaker 02

  I was, I was the kid.

• 1:57:30Speaker 04

  Cody, she's on your team.

• 1:57:31Speaker 01

  Pick them all.

• 1:57:35Speaker 02

  If you had a cannon.

• 1:57:38Speaker 02

  I was the kid where the smaller kids were like, John, take this ball and throw it for me. I'm like, oh,

• 1:57:44Speaker 02

  God.

• 1:57:45Speaker 01

  We have a Hulk.

• 1:57:46Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, man, I miss those days, man.

• 1:57:48Speaker 01

  The dreadnought has entered the battlefield.

• 1:57:51Speaker 05

  I like Brandon's idea of us doing duels.

• 1:57:54Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, I want to do that as a gang does. We get, um, fuck, I didn't respond to that text.

• 1:57:58Speaker 05

  Fake guns.

• 1:57:59Speaker 01

  Uh, no, real guns.

• 1:58:00Speaker 05

  Real guns.

• 1:58:00Speaker 01

  No, so.

• 1:58:02Speaker 05

  I'm training real hard.

• 1:58:03Speaker 01

  But it's like, like, black, black powder, like the dueling pistols. But so they used to do this back in the day. This was kind of like airsoft before it was airsoft.

• 1:58:10Speaker 05

  Oh, wax bullets.

• 1:58:11Speaker 01

  Wax projectiles.

• 1:58:12Speaker 05

  Oh, we're gonna do it with wax projectiles?

• 1:58:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:58:14Speaker 05

  That's gonna hurt.

• 1:58:15Speaker 01

  Yep. It's basically, well, maybe not airsoft. It was more like paintball.

• 1:58:19Speaker 05

  But yeah, like. What sim rounds are. It's like wax pellets with a little bit of paint in them.

• 1:58:23Speaker 01

  Pretty much.

• 1:58:24Speaker 04

  We can do sim. We just get some sim rounds and then.

• 1:58:26Speaker 01

  I think we should do real dueling pistols.

• 1:58:28Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:58:29Speaker 02

  Have you ever done a battle royale yet? Have you ever like hosted like a battle royale event?

• 1:58:33Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:58:34Speaker 02

  Why wouldn't you? Why would you not do that?

• 1:58:36Speaker 05

  With what?

• 1:58:36Speaker 02

  Oh, like just like airsoft or something? So like everybody runs with, um, uh, three balloons?

• 1:58:40Speaker 01

  That would be fun with sim.

• 1:58:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, you do it like Mario Kart style where you have three balloons on your back and then if somebody pops three balloons and you're out?

• 1:58:45Speaker 01

  No, let's just fucking shoot people.

• 1:58:46Speaker 02

  Okay, kill them. If you're dead, you're out.

• 1:58:49Speaker 01

  No, I mean, like, you know what simunition is, right?

• 1:58:51Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:58:52Speaker 01

  So simunition, you use like real guns, but there's like conversion kits and shit.

• 1:58:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:58:55Speaker 01

  Where, uh, it shoots like, uh, I think it's like compressed gas. Um, but it's an actual projectile. It's like a, a plastic tip.

• 1:59:02Speaker 04

  No, it's a, it's, it's, uh, gunpowder.

• 1:59:05Speaker 01

  No, yeah. Oh, well, yeah.

• 1:59:06Speaker 04

  To propel those, those fucking.

• 1:59:09Speaker 01

  I think there's, there's some that do gas, though.

• 1:59:11Speaker 04

  We didn't have that option.

• 1:59:15Speaker 04

  Ours is like, I've told the story, but it's what we used to train with entering and clearing when a Seattle SWAT came to train with us. And that's how they shot each other. We're like, what the fuck? But Sillin, he was op four and every time he'd go, you would hear them entering his room. It was, you would hear, oh no. And then, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, him screaming. And then he'd come out just covered in welts. But he was op four the entire fucking day.

• 1:59:43Speaker 05

  Oh, yes. That's what I had to do, uh, before I went to Bud's and I was in the new useless guy program. Uh, I like me and some of the other dudes that wanted to be super sweet Navy SEALs. We were op four all day for like a week every month. And it was the DevGru guys that we would have to fight to, which is in fucking possible to win again. So that was really fun.

• 2:00:05Speaker 01

  I used to do that for, uh, on, on Fort Bragg, like in the summers. I was probably legally too young.

• 2:00:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, yep.

• 2:00:12Speaker 01

  Uh, but like, I, yeah, nobody, I always looked older. So like, nobody gave a shit. But I, for like a little extra money, it was like a couple hundred bucks a day. Or like, no, like a hundred bucks a day, 200 bucks a day. Uh, I would do, uh, op four shit. So either like running op fours, like a terrorist for the guys that were training or doing the, um, at one point it was like the graduation test or whatever for, uh, some of the army, army, uh, medical.

• 2:00:35Speaker 05

  Hmm. Okay.

• 2:00:35Speaker 01

  So they'd give a scenario, like one of the scenarios, I think I could talk about this. I didn't sign. I was a minor.

• 2:00:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're good.

• 2:00:43Speaker 01

  It was, uh, like the Fort Bragg fair. Had a, uh, dirty bomb or whatever.

• 2:00:48Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 2:00:48Speaker 01

  And so it was like, uh, an after action, like you're deployed to the scene after a dirty bomb was deployed. Um, and it was like 20 of us out in the field, like all fucked up. They had like prosthetic, like bolts coming out of our arms and shit like that. Then, you know, they

• 2:01:03Speaker 05

  Assess the situation.

• 2:01:05Speaker 01

  Figure out how to solve your, uh, you know, uh, address your wounds and shit like that. Then they run you back through.

• 2:01:11Speaker 05

  So like level of response, okay, we need you to like literally tourniquets. Okay. These guys are priority. I haven't done that shit in a long ass time.

• 2:01:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was, it was cool. Like as a way to make money in the summer.

• 2:01:22Speaker 02

  That would hurt.

• 2:01:23Speaker 01

  Fucking neat.

• 2:01:23Speaker 04

  Dave, uh, Cody, you been hit with the blue sim rounds, right?

• 2:01:26Speaker 05

  A hundred times.

• 2:01:27Speaker 01

  Probably.

• 2:01:27Speaker 05

  Suck.

• 2:01:28Speaker 04

  Like airsoft and paintball feel fantastic compared to those motherfuckers.

• 2:01:33Speaker 05

  Do that any day.

• 2:01:35Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, that don't sound fun.

• 2:01:37Speaker 04

  Cause your airsoft and everything travels like 300 feet per second. Those travel at five to 600.

• 2:01:42Speaker 05

  And they're just harder too. They suck.

• 2:01:44Speaker 04

  You know, when you get hit.

• 2:01:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:01:46Speaker 02

  So what does it, what does a bullet travel at?

• 2:01:49Speaker 05

  Aren't they, it's like wax or something, aren't they?

• 2:01:51Speaker 01

  Anywhere between like a thousand to 3,000 feet per second.

• 2:01:54Speaker 04

  Huge difference.

• 2:01:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:01:55Speaker 02

  The huge difference.

• 2:01:56Speaker 04

  Actually, uh, if we did a whole, I love a survival, get a whole bunch of people.

• 2:02:02Speaker 02

  Get like forty people and then make a team and then do a battle royale.

• 2:02:05Speaker 04

  Oh, I wish we still had demos. That's the property.

• 2:02:09Speaker 02

  That'd be fun.

• 2:02:10Speaker 04

  And you have, you all start with shit guns and then you have.

• 2:02:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, you drop loot boxes.

• 2:02:14Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 2:02:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:02:16Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 2:02:17Speaker 02

  Why would you not do that?

• 2:02:18Speaker 01

  There's like a saw in the middle of the map.

• 2:02:24Speaker 01

  It's, it's got a hundred round belt of simos already in it, like. We could do this. We have all the guns.

• 2:02:30Speaker 04

  Ten teams running up and they see each other's like. Just everyone's running at each other for that gun, shooting at each other, cause they're accurate up to thirty feet, thirty feet. They're spot on.

• 2:02:41Speaker 01

  Handgun or rifle?

• 2:02:42Speaker 04

  Handgun. I don't know about rifle.

• 2:02:44Speaker 01

  Rifle, I figured it'd be better.

• 2:02:46Speaker 02

  But, but I feel like, like, you know, for the, obviously for the, for the content perspective, just having balloons above you is best for visual.

• 2:02:52Speaker 01

  Oh, no, trust me. You'll know if you're.

• 2:02:56Speaker 02

  But what the viewer know?

• 2:02:56Speaker 01

  It, it's a paint marker.

• 2:02:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:02:58Speaker 01

  Oh, you'll, you'll also know because the person will scream.

• 2:03:02Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 2:03:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:03:04Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ. Whereas, you know, people don't call their shots in air stuff like.

• 2:03:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:03:09Speaker 04

  Fucking not the case.

• 2:03:14Speaker 04

  Cause one, two, three, four.

• 2:03:18Speaker 01

  Just, oh, just get like a three round burst.

• 2:03:20Speaker 04

  Hit, stop it, please. Fuck, we need to do that. That's a really good idea.

• 2:03:25Speaker 01

  I would love to.

• 2:03:27Speaker 04

  Fuck you.

• 2:03:27Speaker 01

  Remember we did that, uh, that shoot house with an undisclosed person?

• 2:03:31Speaker 04

  That's just bad. That looks, I mean, like, I don't know, man, how much, how much worse can a bullet be to be honest? Like that's, you are.

• 2:03:38Speaker 05

  To tell that story.

• 2:03:39Speaker 01

  Wait, did you?

• 2:03:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, maybe.

• 2:03:40Speaker 01

  Which one? I don't remember if we ever told it, but.

• 2:03:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:03:44Speaker 05

  It wasn't bad. It was, you know, they got a little cocky.

• 2:03:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:03:49Speaker 05

  It's funny.

• 2:03:49Speaker 01

  We did a shoot house with, uh, there was an influencer. And, uh, and their teammate and me and Cody was like, it was with thermals, like with the, I don't, I don't remember what, uh, what guns we were using. It wasn't, it wasn't simos, but it was.

• 2:04:04Speaker 05

  It was just airsoft, wasn't it?

• 2:04:06Speaker 01

  It was something like that.

• 2:04:07Speaker 05

  Do they have thermals?

• 2:04:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, we had, so it was, uh.

• 2:04:10Speaker 05

  It was gel blasters.

• 2:04:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it was like the ones that like kinda hurt, but like not really. Everybody was hammered, but they, it was, everybody had thermal, so, uh, but it was at night. So like it was in a tent. And there was a bunch of like obstacles and shit. It was like this big like circus tent sort of thing. And so me and Cody just immediately treated that shit fucking seriously. Moving.

• 2:04:33Speaker 05

  We're gonna beat your ass. We're gonna beat your ass. I think we, we came around the corner and both of them just took several to the face.

• 2:04:39Speaker 01

  It's like, left, right, alright.

• 2:04:43Speaker 05

  Violence of action.

• 2:04:44Speaker 01

  It, it was aggressive, but it was fun. It was a fun time.

• 2:04:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, good times.

• 2:04:49Speaker 04

  That's how people don't realize in that situation, how

• 2:04:54Speaker 04

  much of a difference it makes being super aggressive because they're like, okay, we're turning this first corner. And there can be like 10 corners separating when these guys were already on corner eight and you're like, okay, we can still bat, and then they turn around the corner and just get lit up. It's like, oh, we, hmm, they ran towards us to kill us. It's like a hundred percent, a hundred percent.

• 2:05:17Speaker 02

  When was the last time you went to like a big like creator event?

• 2:05:20Speaker 01

  Range day, I think, uh, last November.

• 2:05:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, Vegas.

• 2:05:24Speaker 02

  You do another one.

• 2:05:25Speaker 05

  We are.

• 2:05:26Speaker 02

  Do one, but do one here and make it battle royale.

• 2:05:31Speaker 02

  Like, why would you not?

• 2:05:31Speaker 04

  There's a shoot, is there a way to do it with the range day?

• 2:05:35Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 2:05:35Speaker 04

  I don't know if they have a shoot house.

• 2:05:37Speaker 01

  Actually, maybe, cause so we, we were doing them in, uh, we, we did, uh, last time anyway, it was in Staccato Vegas. And so they do have like shoot house kinda shit, but it's not force on force. So maybe if we did, we, they, we could talk to them about that. I think we're about to have a meeting with them.

• 2:05:53Speaker 02

  Get a couple of drones, put that shit in the sky.

• 2:05:55Speaker 01

  That would be dope as fuck.

• 2:05:56Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:05:57Speaker 04

  That'd be good.

• 2:05:58Speaker 01

  The liability would be crazy, cause.

• 2:05:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, you'd have to have a huge separation between.

• 2:06:02Speaker 01

  I wouldn't want a whiny influencer about getting a fucking bruise.

• 2:06:06Speaker 02

  You just don't invite bitches. It's that easy. Like, you know, like.

• 2:06:09Speaker 04

  And they just have to sign that paper and then do a video showing like, I understand what I'm getting into.

• 2:06:15Speaker 01

  I may be shot.

• 2:06:16Speaker 02

  Yep. Yeah. Don't, don't invite any women because if you do, then people are gonna be weird if you shoot them. So you gotta invite like this bunch of fat ugly guys because then nobody will feel bad if they get shot or get hurt.

• 2:06:24Speaker 01

  Well, I mean.

• 2:06:28Speaker 02

  I'm fat ugly guy. I wanna go.

• 2:06:34Speaker 01

  You don't want to like disinvite someone from range day entirely because you're gonna do a shoot house. But I mean, we need to make it abundantly clear. It's like you could be shot with, with simunition.

• 2:06:42Speaker 02

  As, as a guy who used to do a shit ton of streaming events, there were ones like when physical violence is involved. I was like, dude, if we have a girl on this and she gets hurt, like it's just over.

• 2:06:51Speaker 01

  It's a bad look.

• 2:06:52Speaker 02

  Yeah. Or like, I mean, I remember, oh my God, this was so bad.

• 2:06:55Speaker 01

  Or just like TwitchCon with the foam pit.

• 2:06:58Speaker 02

  Holy fuck. That's dude, that was crazy. You know, like you're, you're fucking tailbone being split by jumping out of foam pit. That's fucking bad.

• 2:07:05Speaker 04

  Also wild when you had to walk out to that and understand, I'd be like, man, this is, I would be walking to that stage and be like, man, this is not much foam.

• 2:07:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:07:13Speaker 04

  My brain's, I'm like, I should jump on this after I.

• 2:07:15Speaker 05

  I just remember it happening and there, uh, someone told me like a porn star blew her back out. Yeah.

• 2:07:25Speaker 02

  I know that's one of the worst hate.

• 2:07:26Speaker 05

  That's why I'm here.

• 2:07:28Speaker 02

  One of the worst hate threads I ever got was I was playing soccer for, uh, the old esports org. And, uh, you know, a girl came at me and tried to challenge me for the ball. And so they kicked the ball. I don't move because I'm fucking huge and they like twist their ankle. I didn't even do anything. It was a kectone kick the fuck out of this girl. And I was like, bro, watch the clip. I do nothing.

• 2:07:53Speaker 04

  You dropped a big leg on her.

• 2:07:55Speaker 02

  It's like the whole coke.

• 2:08:00Speaker 04

  Fuck, yeah. Mr. Tech, where can the amazing people find you still to this day?

• 2:08:04Speaker 02

  Youtube. Youtube, Tech Tone, everything. Rommel for streams, Youtuber videos, and then Twitter for PvP. It's good.

• 2:08:13Speaker 02

  Um, that's later. After I fall off.

• 2:08:17Speaker 02

  Tech Tone gets back blown out. It's about TwitchCon.

• 2:08:21Speaker 04

  Oh, he went that route.

• 2:08:23Speaker 01

  Tech Tone jumps into a foam pit.

• 2:08:26Speaker 01

  You do love BBC, apparently.

• 2:08:28Speaker 02

  I do, I do. Oh my god, that reminds me. No, fuck, I lost. I have to tell that story later. Is there a Patreon episode? Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna tell a BBC story afterwards.

• 2:08:37Speaker 01

  Oh, god.

• 2:08:38Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 2:08:38Speaker 01

  Sweet.

• 2:08:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, VTuber and the secret BBC allegations. Oh, my god, it's so retarded. Cody closes out, you son of a bitch.

• 2:08:47Speaker 04

  Bye, everyone. Thank you for joining the Unsubscribe Podcast. I was joined today by Eli DoubleTap, Tech Tone, Brandon Herrera, and myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. We love you.

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