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0:30 The Fat Electrician? I'm Brandon Herrera and I get to say everything that real Brandon Herrera can't say on the trails.
0:34 Speaker 02 Oh, I hate this bit.
0:36 Speaker 03 There's two of them.
0:37 The Fat Electrician? You boxing with the Kung-Fu handlebars would be so much more cool.
0:40 Speaker 02 My quick movement.
0:42 Speaker 03 I thoroughly expect to get shot if I get caught in somebody's [bleep] house.
0:45 Speaker 02 Just like I almost shot Connor last night and that would have been perfectly justified.
0:48 Speaker 03 Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
0:54 Speaker 04 Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and random. His hair is fucking fabulous and donut. A dark oak disposition and there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe.
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1:45 The Fat Electrician? I'm not exaggerating. This shit is literally banned in Canada. And it's great, but it's not great for everybody in every situation. And that's what we were looking for was an energy drink that you could just drink and not have your teeth start itching. So when Unsubscribe Podcast bought in, we created the Unsubscribe line. None of these flavors are spicy and the first two flavors we're rolling out are Atomic Cola and Cherry Lime Landmine, which we may or may not have selected exclusively based on how well they tasted mixed with... Other things. These are 16 ounce cans instead of 12. Each one has 100 milligrams of caffeine and it is one of, if not the cleanest, energy drink on the market. You read the other ingredient category on most energy drinks and it's like 30 words that you can't even begin to pronounce, but on Echelon, it's literally carbonated water, phosphoric acid, natural flavors, sucralose,
2:30 The Fat Electrician? that's it. Zero sugar, 5 calories, and the best part is, we added hydration in there with that small ingredient list. You're also getting sodium, magnesium, and potassium, so you're actually getting an energy drink that doesn't dehydrate the ever living shit out of you and give you a headache a couple hours later. So if you're at a military base, go check it out, it should be at the PX. If you're not, you can pick it up at drinkechelon.com, use code unsub, you're gonna save 10%. And with your guys' help, hopefully, these will be in gas stations soon, and that'll be easy for everybody.
2:58 Speaker 03 Yeah. F-stop. F-stop. Shudder. 3, 2, 1.
3:09 Speaker 03 Yeah.
3:14 Speaker 05 Oh Cody, kick it up.
3:16 Speaker 03 Y'all ready to get gay as fuck?
3:17 Speaker 02 This is gonna be a difficult one. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli DoubleTap, Fat Electrician, JD Delay, Angry Cops, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donan Operator. Thank you so much for being here. This is a chaos podcast, apparently.
3:31 Speaker 06 That's 20% more words than you normally have to say.
3:34 Speaker 02 Oh shit.
3:34 Speaker 06 Hey, that's enough from you, Cody.
3:35 Speaker 05 Poncho, poncho buckmouth.
3:37 Speaker 02 I'll see myself out.
3:38 Speaker 03 Cody just fades away after you knew your intro fade back at the end.
3:48 Speaker 06 Subtitles just say, like, mumbles in Pearl Jam.
3:53 Speaker 05 Hold on, hold on, you guys smell that?
3:55 Speaker 02 Do that.
3:57 Speaker 05 That's a lot of testosterone at this table.
3:59 Speaker 06 Oh yeah.
3:59 Speaker 05 Hell yeah.
4:00 Speaker 03 Dude, the taco meats out. Everyone is sponsored by Poncho now. Oh yeah, we are.
4:05 Speaker 06 Well, I mean, the podcast is, I'm not sponsored by them, I just like their fucking shirts.
4:08 Speaker 03 Wait, is the podcast sponsored by Poncho? Yes. Yeah.
4:10 Speaker 02 I did this ironically.
4:12 Speaker 03 Oh.
4:14 Speaker 06 But now we can talk about Poncho. No.
4:16 Speaker 03 Which hopefully you can insert that ad here.
4:20 Speaker 06 I forgot.
4:20 Speaker 03 Oh, you have.
4:21 Speaker 06 I have a present.
4:22 Speaker 03 Oh, fuck me.
4:23 Speaker 06 This went so well last.
4:24 Speaker 03 Do you remember the last time this fucking happened?
4:28 Speaker 03 Adios, mios.
4:29 Speaker 06 Look at this guy.
4:31 Speaker 03 There we go.
4:32 Speaker 06 Look at this sex machine.
4:34 Speaker 03 Don't. Brandon, who is it?
4:36 Speaker 06 Hi, everyone.
4:38 Speaker 03 Hi, everyone. I'm Brandon Herrera, and I get to say everything that real Brandon Herrera can't say on the trail.
4:45 Speaker 06 Oh, you're like, oh, I hate this bit already.
4:50 Speaker 03 I'm not Brandon Herrera. You're like the key and pill, the Obama, like the one that has to say the things for Brandon. I'm not Brandon Herrera's anger interpreter. I'm just a man named not Brandon Herrera. With this camera setup, am I gonna be in the frame with him when he does this?
5:07 Speaker 06 Yes.
5:08 Speaker 03 Fuck me.
5:09 Speaker 06 Welcome to my.
5:10 Speaker 03 Not getting a pardon now.
5:11 Speaker 06 Welcome to my world.
5:12 Speaker 03 I give you the best presents, real Brandon.
5:19 Speaker 03 Weeks. Weeks. I bought one poncho shirt and I was like, I know what I must do, but will I be strong enough?
5:28 Speaker 06 You bought the ponchos, grew the beard. You're like, I know what I have to do.
5:33 Speaker 03 I hate it. So where's your red?
5:36 Speaker 06 We're just like.
5:37 Speaker 03 The red glasses. Cody handed those really quick.
5:39 Speaker 06 It's uncanny.
5:40 Speaker 03 Now put those ones on.
5:42 Speaker 06 Yeah, put.
5:42 Speaker 03 No, Rich. Rich needs the gold glasses. Give me the gold ones. Cause that is a Brandon look. The Tony Stark glasses. You want these ones?
5:50 Speaker 06 Sure.
5:54 Speaker 03 Thank you, Brandon.
5:55 Speaker 06 Thank you, Brandon.
5:58 Speaker 03 The best body double.
6:01 Speaker 03 What's your campaign? Tell me what you're running for.
6:04 Speaker 06 No, no, you're not a body double yet. Let me see.
6:08 Speaker 06 Yeah, you'll work. You'll work out.
6:09 Speaker 03 It's cold in here. Can we talk about who you're running against, not Brandon Herrera? I'm not Brandon Herrera, and I'm running against Tony Gonzalez, a man who moans when he wipes.
6:20 Speaker 06 I'm actually Brandon Herrera, and I unironically had no idea this bit was going to happen.
6:24 Speaker 03 That's right, Brandon Herrera.
6:27 Speaker 03 Who's my best friend?
6:30 Speaker 06 You're like a kid when they're playing peek-a-boo, like no object permanence.
6:35 The Fat Electrician? Cody's in the corner with an erection like technically this isn't cheating.
6:40 Speaker 02 There's two of them.
6:41 Speaker 05 You know, twin dudes.
6:41 The Fat Electrician? Rich is gonna go leave. He's like, bye. He's like, no, no. Stay and keep the outfit on. Brandon, come with me.
6:48 Speaker 05 Now the two of them. The twin brother thing on the internet hasn't been good lately ever since the Island Boys started making OnlyFans shit together.
6:55 Speaker 03 Thank you for reminding me that happened.
6:57 Speaker 05 You're very welcome.
6:58 The Fat Electrician? Editor zoom in on Cody's forehead and cut to the scene from Austin Powers. Twins.
7:05 The Fat Electrician? Twins, Basil, twins.
7:07 Speaker 02 Dude, there are so many cool buttholes here.
7:10 Speaker 03 That shit don't look good on paper.
7:12 Speaker 06 As you do the Mike shit, fuck you.
7:17 Speaker 03 This is what real Brandon Herrera and not real Brandon Herrera do whenever we're nervous.
7:23 Speaker 05 It's a nice stim. So we got two amazing gifts.
7:28 The Fat Electrician? Like two fucking amazing, a lot of amazing gifts, but these two, this one was probably the best reaction.
7:34 Speaker 02 So yesterday we did the Pepperbox unboxing of the first time we did our P O box. And as soon as this one was opened up, we were like, holy shit, someone sent us their grandpa's like war skull.
7:49 Speaker 03 Everyone was like, oh.
7:51 Speaker 02 Yeah, we went, oh.
7:56 Speaker 05 He's got marks on the back. Somebody kills there. Look at your finger.
7:59 Speaker 06 Dude.
7:59 The Fat Electrician? Who's a show. Who sent the skull?
8:02 Speaker 02 Jeremy, Jeremy, Billy.
8:04 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, Jeremy sent us skull. Billy sent us a helmet, but we thought that was real for longer, long enough for me to start Googling the legal ramifications of keeping it.
8:14 Speaker 06 Like this, this paint job.
8:16 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, show the camera. Show the camera how detailed it is at like the base of the skull.
8:19 Speaker 06 Immaculate, like it is.
8:21 The Fat Electrician? Like it looks really, that looks real.
8:23 Speaker 02 That's why when they handed it to me, I was like, should I be holding this right now?
8:28 The Fat Electrician? And it didn't help in the letter. He started with, hey, my grandpa took this from Man King or something like this.
8:34 Speaker 06 You can see some of the layer lines if you look really closely now, but like on first glance, you would never.
8:41 The Fat Electrician? Also how excited we were to receive a human skull.
8:46 Speaker 03 Be like, oh my God.
8:47 The Fat Electrician? We started screaming, there's tally marks on it. There's tally marks on the back of it.
8:52 Speaker 06 And that was, that was the moment I realized, man, I've got great friends. This is the friend group I want to be a part of.
8:59 Speaker 02 As soon as we picked it up, we're like, should we like be recording this right now? It is not an actual skull.
9:06 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, it's 3D printed and it's really good.
9:09 Speaker 02 It's really good.
9:10 Speaker 06 If it was real and none of us or and we were never going to put footage of that on the internet, we would have had to like wrestle or draw straws for who was going to keep it.
9:19 Speaker 02 Well, I was, I was talking to Eli after it and I'm like, Eli, we both seen corpses before, like you, you were infantry. I, I did police things. I'm like, that, that looked fucking real, dude.
9:31 The Fat Electrician? The other part, cause like you guys had it first and we were just kind of handing it down the line. So I didn't get to feel it yet, but I was already looking at all the painting on it and like all the painting is accurate. Like you did some homework on it because it's like the emblem on the forehead is the second marine division. That's the second marine raiders. And then the side it says gung ho, which is their slogan. Because they were founded by Carlson Evans, who like learned all his warfare stuff from guerrilla fighters in China. And he's the one that popularized gung ho in the English language because it means work together.
10:04 Speaker 06 I already find your, your historical segments to be very interesting. They are much more interesting when you're holding a
10:09 The Fat Electrician? I know. To be or not to be, the paint job is historically accurate.
10:15 Speaker 02 My favorite picture is the, you remember the, the female sitting there looking at the skull that like her, her suitor sent her, you know what I'm talking about? Jamie, bring that picture up. She's just sitting there looking at it.
10:27 Speaker 06 That's a real thing. They would boil fucking skulls, the trophy skulls.
10:30 The Fat Electrician? And send it back to their spouses.
10:32 Speaker 06 It's a real thing in the Pacific.
10:34 The Fat Electrician? Back when chivalry was a thing.
10:36 Speaker 03 I guess not.
10:37 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm drawing.
10:38 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, I know. It was a thing where you would like send your sweetheart, the skull of another guy that you killed as a war trophy.
10:47 Speaker 02 That's real.
10:47 Speaker 05 Romantic, I would just gush. When did we?
10:49 Speaker 03 I'm no wrong.
10:50 The Fat Electrician? I'm just saying, there's a direct correlation between the rise of Jody and when we quit sending skulls home.
10:58 Speaker 05 Does anybody know the legality of owning human remains in Texas? Cause I know it's illegal in Oregon. I was in jail with a dude who was in there for unlawful possession of human remains.
11:09 Speaker 05 Okay. So this dude was in there for, uh, three counts of unlawful possession of human remains. They found him with three different fingers and they ended up only, they reduced it to just two charges. Cause two of the fingers matched when they got the DNA back. The third one didn't match. Uh, so he got two felony charges for it, but he refused to tell them anything about it. Who they were, they didn't, it was. Well, that's the shady part. Yeah. Yeah. He would not tell them. And he was a, he was a.
11:39 Speaker 05 And a meth dealer. So I'm assuming that it was a collection sort of thing.
11:43 Speaker 06 Their mind fuck off is a wild statement to police about finding human body parts.
11:49 Speaker 05 Yeah. Yeah.
11:50 Speaker 03 Ed, I don't know if you've heard of the Supreme Court case finders keepers.
11:56 Speaker 03 And you know, I always thought that the skull was real when we first saw it because it was so small. I figured it had to be Asian.
12:04 Speaker 06 Your honor, my client clearly does not fall under the provision of, uh, loser's leapers.
12:09 Speaker 03 And finders keepers would exonerate him of any wrongdoing.
12:12 Speaker 06 Of course.
12:15 Speaker 05 I love.
12:17 Speaker 02 You know what my favorite Supreme Court court case is? When you pull into your driveway, obviously you're at home base. So you can't be arrested.
12:25 Speaker 03 You have to say ali, ali oxen free though.
12:27 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:27 Speaker 03 If you don't say those words specifically, then you can still be arrested.
12:30 Speaker 02 Yeah, but I'm home. Why are you pulling me over?
12:32 Speaker 03 Mm hmm. I made it. This is my safe space.
12:35 Speaker 05 So can you do a whole high speed chase and peel into your driveway?
12:38 The Fat Electrician? That's like grand theft auto. If you pull into the garage, the cops just.
12:45 Speaker 03 I've committed a lot of murders, but because I keep wrapping my car different colors, nobody's caught me.
12:50 Speaker 05 That's a good tip. Not Brandon Herrera.
12:54 Speaker 03 A vote for murder is a vote for Brandon Herrera.
12:57 Speaker 06 That, no.
13:00 Speaker 02 Jamie, cut that out.
13:02 Speaker 06 Now, I knew I would hate this bit immediately.
13:06 Speaker 03 Me too. That's why I love it.
13:10 Speaker 06 I'm like, oh, Rich has a gift. Oh.
13:14 Speaker 03 What's, what's that? The, um.
13:16 Speaker 06 Beware Greeks giving, uh, bringing gifts.
13:18 Speaker 03 That's true. There's that, but, um.
13:21 Speaker 06 You do look quite Greek right now.
13:23 Speaker 03 Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
13:25 Speaker 06 Yeah, doesn't feel like it.
13:26 Speaker 03 I want to be you.
13:29 Speaker 06 I'm gonna wear your skin. I'm gonna put your makeup on.
13:32 Speaker 03 If you don't let me do it, I'm gonna wear a bird.
13:34 Speaker 06 I'm gonna buy your skin like a cold. In Los Angeles.
13:38 The Fat Electrician? Or in the ring.
13:39 Speaker 06 In the ring.
13:39 Speaker 03 In the ring.
13:39 Speaker 06 I'm literally going.
13:40 Speaker 03 No, in real life.
13:43 The Fat Electrician? He like struggled to stay in character there, too.
13:45 Speaker 06 You're joking, right?
13:46 The Fat Electrician? Cracking up.
13:47 Speaker 06 No. In real life.
13:50 The Fat Electrician? Or in the ring.
13:52 Speaker 06 No, in real life.
13:54 Speaker 02 You, you are the two scariest looking fucking people.
13:58 Speaker 03 What did we do?
13:59 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, what did I do?
14:00 Speaker 06 It looks like you both make meth and run on illegal like 1%.
14:04 The Fat Electrician? I look like I run, please.
14:08 Speaker 06 You ride in a 1%er motorcycle club.
14:11 Speaker 05 I mean, I, I'm not gonna say I haven't.
14:13 Speaker 06 Called the hell's Pringles.
14:14 Speaker 05 I haven't cooked meth in several years now.
14:16 Speaker 02 Like my, my favorite part is like sitting down at like we, we, you know, we, we go out to our breakfast and we come do the podcast, sitting down at breakfast, like what the poor little waiters look at us and they're like, what did these guys do? Like we got you guys and then, and then.
14:34 Speaker 03 Well, we're both running for Congress.
14:36 Speaker 06 Why are we here at 10 o'clock on a Tuesday?
14:39 The Fat Electrician? Pull up in different cars and Brandon has a Cybertruck and you've got your jacked up truck and everything. So you pull up in all these nice vehicles and we look like complete degenerates and you're wearing your drug dealer glasses like, and then we order.
14:53 Speaker 05 Teas and they're like, oh, this is clearly
14:55 Speaker 02 That was also the funniest picture I took of you guys. I haven't sent you have it JD. Have I showed you that picture?
15:00 Speaker 05 No.
15:01 Speaker 02 I took a picture of you guys like it's total hashtag girl moment.
15:05 Speaker 06 You guys are influencing.
15:06 Speaker 05 Oh, you got Zach in that. I feel like he felt bad. He didn't get in the arm loop.
15:12 Speaker 02 It was the sweetest thing.
15:16 Speaker 03 I was just trying to have a good time with my constituents.
15:20 Speaker 05 We had just gotten many pettys together.
15:21 Speaker 03 Well, he can't vote.
15:22 Speaker 05 We're going to a poetry read.
15:26 Speaker 03 No, he's a Democrat. He can vote.
15:27 Speaker 06 I said, well, oh, there you go. That's fair.
15:29 Speaker 03 Hey.
15:30 Speaker 06 Nick can't vote here. You just can't vote.
15:32 Speaker 05 I can vote.
15:33 Speaker 06 Really?
15:33 Speaker 05 Yeah, absolutely.
15:35 Speaker 06 Did that get restored?
15:36 Speaker 05 Uh, yeah. So like, it depends on where you live. It's funny how constitutional rights depend on where you live.
15:41 Speaker 06 Wild.
15:41 Speaker 05 Um, but in the state of Oregon, I have full voting rights.
15:45 Speaker 06 No shit.
15:45 Speaker 05 And, uh, the state of Florida, it's once you get off paper. It's a lot of people think felons can't vote nationwide, but like most states have either a path to restoration or you automatically get restored. Once you get off of paper. Uh, some, I think there's two states that let you vote while you're incarcerated.
16:03 Speaker 06 I know there were a couple of states like Virginia was trying to do it. Uh, it was kind of like as a, a plea to get more voters. It's like restoration of, uh, you know, uh, voting rights for felons and stuff like that. But at the time it was like a political manipulation. So like, I knew that that was possibly a thing, but I thought most places didn't.
16:19 Speaker 05 I'm not for sale, but I will vote for whoever the fuck restores my gun rights right now. I got you, G.
16:25 Speaker 03 But you have to restore them first because I'm a chaser.
16:28 Speaker 02 Vote for Brandon Herrera.
16:29 Speaker 06 Unironically, I do have a take about that. That pisses a lot of people off.
16:32 Speaker 03 Let's hear it.
16:33 Speaker 06 My whole thing was, uh, cause people, oh, would you want, uh, you, you want felons to be able to own guns? Like, listen. First of all, I think there's a massive differentiation between nonviolent felon and violent felon. If you, you know, if you shot a guy while robbing a liquor store, this is a completely different conversation than tax fraud.
16:52 Speaker 03 Yeah.
16:52 Speaker 06 I feel like that's fairly reasonable, but on top of that, even when it comes to violent felons, if there, if you've, if you are considered so much of a danger to society that they feel like you can never be trusted with a weapon for the rest of your life. Why did we let you back into society?
17:09 Speaker 05 I feel the same way.
17:10 Speaker 02 My other question is, what did she do that she deserved that violent felony?
17:15 Speaker 06 Please take that wig off.
17:18 Speaker 03 Right? People are need to ask these questions to give them their gun. Right.
17:22 Speaker 05 What was she wearing? In the words of Detective High, what was she wearing? Obviously not body armor.
17:27 Speaker 03 Good thing he's out here.
17:29 Speaker 06 My god. Damn, Nick.
17:32 Speaker 05 Here's the thing, though, is.
17:33 Speaker 06 Now Brandon disappears.
17:35 Speaker 05 When I was an active criminal.
17:36 Speaker 06 Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. All of your favorite NBA players are black. I mean, back. I mean, both were right.
17:44 Speaker 02 I'm just waiting for Kade Cody to say it.
17:48 Speaker 02 Pack of menthols in your car.
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18:01 The Fat Electrician? What's that?
18:02 Speaker 06 If I know.
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18:07 The Fat Electrician? Hayden Pones bets?
18:09 Speaker 05 Correct.
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18:12 Speaker 05 You can't say that word.
18:13 Speaker 06 Understand?
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18:31 Speaker 05 Hope-NY.
18:31 Speaker 06 Hope-NY?
18:32 Speaker 05 Brandon just said Hope-NY, not Hope, New York.
18:35 Speaker 06 It's spelled H-O-P-E-N-Y.
18:37 Speaker 05 So much better.
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18:52 The Fat Electrician? What?
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18:55 The Fat Electrician? God damn, this is one sentence.
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19:11 The Fat Electrician? You can't win big if you don't bet big.
19:13 Speaker 06 Sun Tzu said that.
19:14 Speaker 05 When I was an active criminal, I always packed a pistol. I had a pistol on me all the, I've got one of the charges to prove it. Uh, most of my high-speed chases, I've been in 11 high-speed chases. Most of the time it was because like, I can't get caught with this gun. And this amount of dope. So I'm just trying to get that out the window and have the cops not see me throw it out the window. If I can turn the corner, get rid of that shit. I don't care about going to jail for a stolen car in a high speed chase. I'm with that shit.
19:39 Speaker 06 What a sentence.
19:40 Speaker 05 Now that I'm in recovery.
19:42 The Fat Electrician? I bet JB has the coolest parades ever.
19:44 Speaker 05 I haven't owned a gun since I've been in recovery. Now that I'm law abiding. Uh, like when I was a criminal too, I loved the idea of gun control. Law abiding citizens can't have guns because I'm still gonna have it. I that. I don't want an even playing field.
19:59 Speaker 06 You're literally proof from the other side.
20:01 Speaker 05 Yeah, absolutely.
20:03 Speaker 03 And that's why I'm all about restoring gun rights for felons.
20:07 Speaker 05 A vote for Brandon Herrera gets me a pistol.
20:10 Speaker 03 I want more guns than this man's hand. Brandon Herrera.
20:15 The Fat Electrician? Brandon's like.
20:18 The Fat Electrician? Why, why does Rich, why?
20:19 Speaker 06 You know, here I was naive enough to think that my friends were gonna help make this easier for me.
20:24 The Fat Electrician? Oh, you should see how hard we're gonna fuck Tony.
20:26 Speaker 05 Yeah.
20:28 Speaker 06 If we're fucking you this hard.
20:29 Speaker 05 That's where the support comes from, bro.
20:31 The Fat Electrician? You, you and Tony are in a cage fight, but you're locked in the ring with us.
20:35 Speaker 05 You should see the size of the strap on I bought for Tony.
20:38 Speaker 06 We're all gonna have violent felonies and not able to own firearms after this.
20:44 The Fat Electrician? Like damn.
20:45 Speaker 05 Damn.
20:50 The Fat Electrician? Brett, a vote for, a vote for making politicians scared is a vote for Brandon Herrera.
20:55 Speaker 06 Oh, we legitimately had a hat that, uh, that said that it was make politicians afraid again.
20:59 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, then something happened. What happened?
21:00 Speaker 06 So that was the crazy part because that in the context of why we made the hat and the shirt. That was something I genuinely believed in, but it was, it was in a metaphorical sense of like make them afraid for their job.
21:09 The Fat Electrician? Or they'll lose their job. Yeah.
21:11 Speaker 06 That was the whole point. It's like make them afraid of, for, you know, for their positions so that they vote correctly. Entire point of my first run.
21:17 The Fat Electrician? Well, did something happen that might've put like a wrench in that?
21:20 Speaker 06 Yeah, it was, uh, it happened in July of last year.
21:24 The Fat Electrician? The fourth of July? And we still know nothing about the shooter. Weird.
21:27 Speaker 06 That's really crazy.
21:28 Speaker 05 You don't say.
21:29 The Fat Electrician? That kid, he was like, uh, what's, pull up his IMBD. He was in a BlackRock commercial?
21:32 Speaker 06 Yeah, I believe he was.
21:34 Speaker 03 He had a cool shirt too.
21:36 Speaker 06 I won't say his name because again, fuck these people. Oh, the demo ranch shirt?
21:40 Speaker 05 Yeah.
21:41 Speaker 06 Yeah.
21:42 Speaker 05 At least it was demolition ranch. It's not an unsub shirt. I imagine he did that in a Brandon Herrera shirt. Nothing came out against him?
21:49 The Fat Electrician? No, they, we know nothing about that guy.
21:51 Speaker 05 We know he was in a BlackRock commercial.
21:53 The Fat Electrician? We know his name and he was in a BlackRock commercial.
21:55 Speaker 03 And he likes fish sticks.
22:00 Speaker 05 Huh, I didn't know any of that.
22:02 The Fat Electrician? That's wild.
22:03 Speaker 06 What? What?
22:06 Speaker 05 Oh, God.
22:06 Speaker 03 Look at how malnourished that guy is. You know he loves fish sticks. Right?
22:12 Speaker 05 I heard there was an incident with some chicken tenders. That happened yesterday on a cruise ship.
22:17 Speaker 03 Do what?
22:18 Speaker 05 There was an incident on a cruise ship over chicken tenders. Speaking of delicious fried foods, there was a huge brawl that happened over a lack of chicken tenders.
22:28 Speaker 03 Understandable.
22:28 Speaker 05 Yeah.
22:29 Speaker 03 It is like that sometimes.
22:30 Speaker 05 Acts of violence for fried chicken is definitely a thing.
22:33 Speaker 03 All right, you know, and I'm really upset with the Asian community in doing that fight.
22:37 Speaker 05 How dare they?
22:38 Speaker 03 It was definitely them. It would not be any other group and then, and you know, and I hope that we can all heal from that.
22:44 Speaker 05 I love everyone. You are the active duty police officer and.
22:49 Speaker 06 You're the one whose comments on social media actually have a, a career.
22:53 Speaker 05 I know.
22:54 Speaker 03 I'm just saying, I love fried foods and I'm sure that the Asian people that did that are very sorry.
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23:31 Speaker 05 Am I wrong? Was it some other group of people?
23:34 Speaker 06 Speaking of which, I, I am very excited that we might have the actual roof Korean coming on the channel.
23:40 Speaker 05 Oh, that's gonna be awesome.
23:41 Speaker 06 Yeah, because we're talking about doing the Daewoo, uh, the Daewoo rifle that was used. Of course, like it's the famous picture, right on the rooftop in the LA riots from the actual roof Korean. And, uh, we invited him on the channel. You started talking with him. We invited him on and he's down.
23:55 The Fat Electrician? Wasn't, didn't he post a video a couple of months ago where he was like walking down the sidewalk and he had like one of those fairly large Yeti, uh, like drinking vessels and it has like the little handle on the li- on the screw in lid and he had like three fingers through it and he was walking and like some protester went up and grabbed him and he just went wham and clocked him with it and you saw like the Yeti handle break off and it was dented.
24:22 Speaker 06 Did he really?
24:23 The Fat Electrician? I, he posted the video. I thought it was him. I don't know if he was just reposting the video of somebody else, but like when I first caught it at a glance, I thought it was him that did it.
24:30 Speaker 06 Whoever did it was fucking baller as hell.
24:33 Speaker 03 They tried to take his echelon.
24:35 Speaker 05 You can dent a Yeti on a liberal skull?
24:39 The Fat Electrician? He did.
24:40 Speaker 06 If a protester comes up and assault you, assaults you, they're no longer protesting. They're assaulting a fucking bystander.
24:45 Speaker 02 Well, that's life. If someone assaults you, you can hit them back.
24:50 Speaker 05 That's, I, I.
24:50 Speaker 06 Oh, you're a protester? Oh, in that case, do what you want all the time.
24:53 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:54 Speaker 05 I got called a racist because I put out a shirt that says you loot, we shoot, which is a, a very famous Florida thing. Like DeSantis will come out before natural disasters. Grady Judd comes out before natural disasters and says, hey, if this hurricane hits and uh, you break into people's houses, they have the right to shoot you. This is a you loot, we shoot state. And so I put a, a alligator head on this bitch.
25:15 The Fat Electrician? You guys tell me, is this a hit play? The caption is mostly peaceful water bottle.
25:20 Speaker 05 Mostly peaceful water.
25:21 Speaker 03 It looks like him.
25:22 Speaker 06 Oh, I think that's him.
25:23 Speaker 05 Boom.
25:24 The Fat Electrician? Ooh.
25:24 Speaker 05 Snap two of them.
25:27 Speaker 02 Turn the volume up.
25:28 Speaker 06 Piece of shit.
25:31 Speaker 05 Oh, that sound.
25:34 Speaker 03 I want to play that thonk again.
25:36 Speaker 05 I'm pretty sure that sound is one of the, the drum sounds in a Slipknot song.
25:39 Speaker 06 Piece of shit. Here it comes. Yo, yo, yo. We need to edit that into like, uh, Phil Collins.
25:51 Speaker 03 I can feel it hitting my skull tonight.
25:57 Speaker 02 Well, that goes into what we're talking about. We talk about sometimes like there's so many young men out there who have never been bonked in the face before.
26:04 Speaker 05 God damn it.
26:04 Speaker 06 Yep. By the time you turn 18, you need to have been punched in the face.
26:07 Speaker 05 I think that it should be mandatory. Can a vote for Brandon Herrera is a vote for getting punched in the man pleaser before you turn 18, gentlemen.
26:15 Speaker 03 Punching juveniles is pro Brandon Herrera.
26:19 Speaker 06 God damn it.
26:20 The Fat Electrician? Have we considered if you just started sending out mailers that you're gonna abolish cycling in District 23?
26:27 Speaker 06 We, I have a story.
26:30 Speaker 06 For one, as a congressman, you can't do that just like district to district. So that's more like state like legislature where you do it in, you know, Texas. I know that's a very boring answer. But we did talk to a state legislator at one point about making laws a little bit more lenient against cyclists for some very specific things because my god.
26:49 The Fat Electrician? Cyclists or the people that hit them with their cars?
26:51 Speaker 06 Oh, those people.
26:54 Speaker 05 The heroes of the story.
26:56 Speaker 06 Well, cause here's, here's my problem. How many times have you rounded a corner, especially up in like the hill country and shit like that? And there's a cluster of cyclists in the middle of the fucking road where like if you're going the speed limit on that road, it is very hard to slow down in time.
27:10 The Fat Electrician? Uh, as somebody that doesn't live here, if you've never been to Texas, it is dark as here at night. There is like, if you get off the main highway, there is no street lights and like I'm from the Midwest. So all the roads are cement colored and here they're black. So it's, it is dark, dark out. If you're fucking cycling at dusk or night, like it's not, by the time I see you, even if I am paying attention, it might be too late.
27:36 Speaker 06 Or in the direction of the sun or something like that. It's scary. I would never do it.
27:40 The Fat Electrician? Right.
27:41 Speaker 02 Well, they, they put their little flashers sometimes, like they don't do it all the time. They put their little flashers on the back of their bikes. But yeah, when I'm coming around a curve, I have to slam on my brakes and I'm like, holy shit, almost killed a man.
27:54 Speaker 06 Yeah.
27:54 The Fat Electrician? And the speed limits here are crazy. We've talked about the speed limits here before. It's like, there's residential neighborhoods and shit where it's like 30 foot driveways and the speed limit is 55 miles an hour on a road that does this.
28:06 Speaker 06 I mean, west Texas is basically the Autobahn on the highways. If, if you're going, like the speed limit is like 80 miles an hour. And if you're going 80, you'll get nasty looks. Cause there's, there's nothing. It's just empty fucking.
28:19 Speaker 03 When we went out.
28:19 Speaker 02 The left lanes for crime.
28:20 Speaker 03 When we went out to drive tanks, uh, headed out there and Oklahoma are the only two places I've seen eighty five mile an hour speed limit signs.
28:27 Speaker 06 Literally eighty five. Which means ten and then you have to do ten over that just to be going the speed limit.
28:33 Speaker 05 Like what, what's the point of even having a high speed chase with that type of a speed limit, bro? There's.
28:38 Speaker 06 That's just called traffic.
28:39 Speaker 05 Yeah, that's crazy.
28:41 Speaker 03 Yeah. You, when you first came out and visited, you were going eighty and the cop's like, oh.
28:46 Speaker 05 Yeah. I was like, oh shit, a cop's coming past me.
28:50 Speaker 05 I'm, I'm going nine over flew past me and looked at me like I was a idiot like.
28:54 Speaker 06 Which is, it's kind of a fucking necessity though. Cause out there, there's like, there's miles and miles between even an exit. Like it's just nothing. It is flat and empty.
29:04 Speaker 03 Desert.
29:05 Speaker 06 Yeah.
29:05 Speaker 03 That's why when I go and become your congressman, I'm going to allow people to go as fast as they want with at least one alcoholic beverage in their car.
29:12 Speaker 06 That's not true.
29:13 Speaker 02 Also ban cyclists, Brandon.
29:15 Speaker 03 I'm also going to allow people to hit cyclists with the proper brush guards and taxes. That's how I'm going to keep this state tax free by taxing bumper guards for cyclists.
29:24 Speaker 06 Reminder, Richard High is not on the ballot.
29:27 Speaker 03 Real Brandon Herrera supports this message. No, not real. Not real Brandon Herrera supports this message.
29:33 Speaker 05 I love Sheriff Chitwood in Florida, but have you guys seen how many times that dude has been hit on his bike? He's an avid cyclist. He's been hit three times. The last time a girl was just texting while driving and he, there was right here is the bike path. Then here's the road and he's in the road and she smashed him, bro. And then drove off.
29:53 Speaker 03 And yet he still hasn't learned.
29:55 Speaker 05 No, I think he's still do. I'm pretty sure he's still doing it. She's in prison for like for ever, bro. But yeah.
30:01 Speaker 06 That wig has to be getting hot.
30:02 Speaker 03 You see my new.
30:03 Speaker 06 It's very itchy.
30:05 Speaker 05 Cyclists don't go to heaven. Yes.
30:08 Speaker 03 I forgot to put on the hairnet and it's directly against my scalp. I'm pretty sure this is China mites all over it. You know, the kind that would have been in that skull.
30:19 Speaker 06 Richard has asbestos poisoning.
30:20 Speaker 05 I heard Tony Gonzalez is an avid biker and he even shaves his legs so that he can go faster.
30:26 Speaker 02 This is true. We were talking about this, this morning. Um, I did a video recently about, uh, a dude named Gary Peacock. And.
30:35 Speaker 03 I'm sorry. What was his last name?
30:36 Speaker 02 Cuck? It's Peacock.
30:37 Speaker 03 Oh, okay. Like that unfortunate guy. A vote for Tony Gonzalez is a vote for peacocks.
30:44 Speaker 02 This little teenager like gives him the right of way, pulls around him, but he follows the teenager back to the skit. Like the teenager was going to the skate park. He follows the teenager back to the skate park. And he like closes the teenager's door and like holds him in there. And he's like, you didn't give me the enough, enough room to pass. You didn't give me enough room to pass. It's like, it was, it's the craziest shit like.
31:08 Speaker 03 He calls the cops.
31:09 Speaker 02 We need to arm teenagers. He calls nine one one, the peacock dude does, and he's like, you need to come here right now. He didn't give me enough room to pass. And it's wild because the teenager's really chill about it. He's just like, yeah, yeah. Like what the are you so mad about, man?
31:24 Speaker 06 I don't think he even did anything.
31:24 Speaker 02 Cranky. He didn't do anything wrong.
31:27 Speaker 03 He called the old man cranky.
31:28 Speaker 02 Yeah.
31:30 Speaker 03 It's such a slur for people over sixty. Like, oh, you're cranky.
31:34 Speaker 06 My favorite is this is why your kids don't come to Thanksgiving.
31:38 Speaker 02 Well, the, the old man, he was wearing like the, the tights and he had this giant ass helmet on. His four thousand dollar probably bike.
31:47 Speaker 06 They ticketed him. The police did.
31:49 Speaker 02 Yeah, they, yeah, they ticketed him.
31:50 Speaker 03 Thank God.
31:51 Speaker 02 They're like, you're being a dickhead.
31:52 The Fat Electrician? If he held the door shut, he should be charged with kidnapping, in my opinion.
31:56 Speaker 06 We were just talking about that this morning.
31:57 Speaker 02 That's what we were talking about. It's like, it should be false imprisonment.
32:01 Speaker 03 In District twenty three, you'll be allowed to abduct and hold people against their riding bikes.
32:06 Speaker 02 No.
32:07 Speaker 03 Not real Brandon Herrera approves this message.
32:12 Speaker 03 Abducts more vice lists.
32:13 Speaker 06 Did nobody pass fourth grade civics as to where you think a congressman's jurisdiction is?
32:18 Speaker 03 I've never driven a civic.
32:22 Speaker 03 American made for not real Brandon Herrera.
32:26 Speaker 06 Sure.
32:27 The Fat Electrician? I'm always blown away by like the comment sections on videos like that because there was one the other day where there's like road rage and this dude like pulls up and cuts this dude off and slams on the brakes in the middle of the road and like forces him to stop his car and gets out and starts storming towards his truck. And this guy pulls a gun out, doesn't get out of the car, but sticks the gun out the window, says, get the fuck back in your car right now. And the dude like. And goes and gets back in his car and fucks off. And the whole comment section is like, wow, you think it's appropriate to just pull a gun on somebody because?
32:56 Speaker 05 Yes, yes.
32:58 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, what? Like, that's the best out. What'd you want him to do? Get out and duke it out with the guy and one of them smacks their head on the concrete and fucking dies? Like, it completely defused the entire situation.
33:07 Speaker 03 People don't realize how fast you can die in like, I get hit in the jaw. I get knocked out, my head slams against the concrete. That fucking dead. I hit this person wrong and they just died. That's happened multiple times.
33:19 Speaker 02 That's a big thing that's been going on online for a while now, too, is if someone breaks into your house, should you be able to shoot them?
33:26 Speaker 05 Yes, yes. Fuck yes. If somebody's attempting to break into your house, you should be able to shoot. Open my door. Pew pew pew.
33:33 Speaker 02 Is that, well, people like to argue, too. They say, is my life worth more than your property? Like, yes, my property is worth more than your fucking life.
33:42 The Fat Electrician? That's not the question. You asked that question to yourself before you broke into my house and you decided my shit was worth your life.
33:48 Speaker 05 Yes.
33:49 The Fat Electrician? That's a you thing, not a me thing.
33:50 Speaker 06 On top of that, my property is worth more than the life of somebody that would endanger me and my family to take my property.
33:56 Speaker 05 I assume if you come in my house, you're trying to kill my wife and my dog, and I will make you dead for that.
34:02 The Fat Electrician? So this is like, on Twitter right now, I was reading it this morning, there's a dude in Canada that's getting, going through court right now, getting charged with murder because he shot someone that broke into his house. And they're saying, well, he was just there to steal stuff.
34:17 Speaker 02 How would you know that?
34:18 The Fat Electrician? That's the biggest thing for me.
34:19 Speaker 03 How would I even make that risk?
34:21 The Fat Electrician? You need to determine what his intent. Like, I don't have time to psychoanalyze some dude that just woke me up by breaking the fucking window. Like, I'm assuming the worst.
34:29 Speaker 03 Yeah.
34:30 The Fat Electrician? Like, fuck off.
34:31 Speaker 05 Well, you're talking about Canada and they, they had a press release to leave your key fob outside your house so that people can just take your car so they don't end up hurting you or you having to hurt them, too.
34:41 Speaker 06 No. If I wake up in the middle of the night and you are in my house, sorry, your life is now on the table. Just like I almost shot Connor last night, and that would have been perfectly justified.
34:51 The Fat Electrician? Absolutely. That's why in District 23, you're allowed to shoot anybody in your house, regardless of if they're there legally or not. Shooting people in your house should be everybody's right.
35:01 Speaker 06 No.
35:02 The Fat Electrician? Not Bill Brennan, Herrera.
35:04 Speaker 02 God bless Merk.
35:07 Speaker 06 I live alone, fuck.
35:08 The Fat Electrician? So on the plus side, if you did accidentally shoot him, there's like a 0% chance you were getting a headshot.
35:14 Speaker 05 We have two people with law enforcement expertise here.
35:17 Speaker 03 It's cuz.
35:19 Speaker 06 And Connor's giving the finger.
35:20 Speaker 03 District 23, we are only going to make seven and a quarter hats and larger. People with Tanya heads aren't real people. They can go back to Indiana, wherever they came from, in their busted Jeep Wranglers or Ford Focuses or Rangers. Also, District 23 will take over Canada when I'm elected.
35:41 Speaker 06 I will say that is literally polar opposite side of the country.
35:46 Speaker 05 With two people that have law enforcement.
35:48 Speaker 06 Could not get farther away.
35:50 Speaker 03 Yes, but it will be District 23 and a half and no voting rights for Canadians. I'm not real Brandon Herrera and I support this message.
35:58 The Fat Electrician? Not real Brandon Herrera, Canada will henceforth be known as Cold, Cold Texas.
36:03 Speaker 03 Yes.
36:04 Speaker 06 We already named them Snow Mexicans.
36:06 Speaker 02 The Frostbacks.
36:08 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's it. We will drop off banjos and Garth Brooks just to wean them into our way of life.
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36:19 Speaker 06 Right? I can leave.
36:22 The Fat Electrician? Get on his shoulders.
36:23 Speaker 06 Up here, big boy.
36:25 The Fat Electrician? Try the perfect jeans out his earmuffs. How perfect are they?
36:28 Speaker 03 Feels like the perfect jeans.
36:30 The Fat Electrician? They're so flexible. I'm fat. I can actually do squats on them. Usually it's an issue. I'm not kidding.
36:37 Speaker 06 I'm picturing you do squat, doing squats in the gym with these jeans.
36:40 The Fat Electrician? I could. Dude, they are like.
36:45 Speaker 06 Eli's just mugging on the audience right now.
36:48 The Fat Electrician? Finn, make my dick talk.
36:51 The Fat Electrician? Now you're watching the ad and pant season is almost here. It's always pant season if you're a adult.
36:57 Speaker 06 It's August in Texas. We're all wearing jeans.
36:59 The Fat Electrician? The perfect jeans.
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37:06 Speaker 06 Feels like I need to talk to HR.
37:08 The Fat Electrician? But they were comfortable, right?
37:09 Speaker 06 Absolutely.
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37:16 The Fat Electrician? I just like how they finally say that we can say your khakis, which is works great pretty much everywhere except for Boston, I'm sure.
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38:11 Speaker 02 JD, what were you saying?
38:12 Speaker 05 So from a criminal's perspective, I want to know if you guys have ever heard this. I need you for a second, Rich. Sit that beautiful ass back down for one second.
38:21 Speaker 03 Sexual harassment will be allowed in District 23.
38:24 Speaker 05 Yes.
38:25 Speaker 02 Dark Brandon, sit back down.
38:31 Speaker 03 I'm not black.
38:33 Speaker 05 From a criminal's experience, if somebody breaks in your house during the day, they're probably there to steal your shit. If somebody breaks in your house at night, they're probably there for you, not your shit.
38:43 Speaker 02 That makes sense.
38:43 Speaker 05 Most criminals, so most states, it's an elevated charge if it's an occupied dwelling.
38:48 Speaker 03 Yes.
38:49 Speaker 05 So like a lot of criminals' worst fear is that they break into a house while they think nobody's home. And then all of a sudden, it's like this elevated felony where they can do 15 years instead of like three years for breaking in, trying to steal a flat screen TV or whatever dastardly shit they're doing. And you know, somebody's asleep in the house and they wake up and it's like, oh, now it's a 15 year charge. Have you guys ever heard that that statement?
39:12 Speaker 03 No.
39:13 The Fat Electrician? No, but it makes complete sense.
39:14 Speaker 03 In New York state, it doesn't matter if there's somebody that's in the residence or not, you're still breaking into a dwelling. The dwelling is what makes it a felony. Not that, not the individual. Did I read you incorrect? Did I hear that incorrectly?
39:25 Speaker 05 Is it a higher felony for if it's an occupied dwelling?
39:29 Speaker 03 No, but I will say this, when it comes out over the air, instead of, hey, there's a, there's a burglary in progress. Well, they'll say it's a burglary in progress, but they could also say it's a home invasion.
39:39 Speaker 05 Yeah.
39:41 Speaker 02 If you're like in, I think in South Carolina where I policed at, it's a, it's a higher thing because it's a home invasion. If people are occupying the dwelling at the time.
39:49 Speaker 05 Yeah, it's considered like a violent crime if there's somebody there.
39:52 Speaker 02 Yeah.
39:52 Speaker 05 At least in Oregon, it becomes a measure 11. So that's like a mandatory 70 to 90 months, day for day, no good time, no earned time.
39:59 Speaker 03 Damn.
39:59 The Fat Electrician? I know Texas at night is when you have pretty much open rain to shoot them. In or out, it switches from daytime to nighttime, I think even in the front yard, right?
40:10 Speaker 06 I believe so, but I mean honestly.
40:18 Speaker 03 The curtilage, if they're in your curtilage, that's what they call the front yard.
40:22 Speaker 06 What does bone density have to do with this?
40:24 Speaker 05 That's what I was thinking.
40:26 The Fat Electrician? That's what, so it is, that's the.
40:27 Speaker 03 I, I think in Texas, you can just shoot people.
40:31 Speaker 06 It's a really good term.
40:32 Speaker 05 I like it here, I wanna move here.
40:34 The Fat Electrician? Curtilage is like the adjacent thing connected to your house that's still like your property or whatever.
40:39 Speaker 06 It's like castle doctrine, expand that to it's within my moat.
40:42 Speaker 03 Oh, that's the worst part. There are some states in the United States where you have a duty to retreat. Yeah. Out of, out of your residence.
40:49 Speaker 06 It's fucking crazy.
40:50 Speaker 03 You have to run out of your house. If, if there's an option for you to get out of your house, you have to do that.
40:55 Speaker 05 Even if it's a window in some instances.
40:57 Speaker 03 You're supposed to attempt to, cause New York state is one of those duty to retreat states. So you're supposed to attempt if you can. Hmm, I'm not, I've got, hey, you broke in my house, there's all my shit, there's weapons in the home. Regardless or not, if they're locked up and there's also, you know, my property, like my wife, so I will shoot you.
41:18 Speaker 06 What's, what's fucking crazy though is if you have, let's say you have two kids in the house or something on the opposite side. And you have homeboy breaks in in the middle, master bedroom, kids bedrooms.
41:29 Speaker 03 Can you shoot the kids?
41:30 Speaker 06 Are you supposed to retreat? God damn it.
41:32 Speaker 03 In district 23, you're absolutely allowed to shoot felons when they're in between you and your loved ones. So yeah, that would be.
41:39 Speaker 06 Actually, yeah.
41:40 Speaker 03 Yeah.
41:41 Speaker 06 That's the first thing you said so far, I'm like, alright.
41:45 The Fat Electrician? Put that on all the Venn diagram, Brandon and Dark Brandon, get along.
41:49 Speaker 05 As the only felon at the table, I thoroughly expect to get shot if I get caught in somebody's house.
41:54 Speaker 06 Oh God, please come over.
41:58 Speaker 06 I don't think it works if you invite the felon.
42:01 Speaker 03 Not in district 23.
42:06 Speaker 03 Oh, man, I just want another stateside kill.
42:09 Speaker 06 Another one? All right, influencer.
42:13 Speaker 05 Have you killed anyone stateside?
42:15 Speaker 02 He's influenced him.
42:16 Speaker 05 That you can talk about on the internet?
42:18 Speaker 03 I already did.
42:19 Speaker 05 Okay. Officer involved shooting?
42:21 Speaker 03 No, no, he's decided to check out.
42:24 Speaker 05 Oh, nice. Excellent.
42:26 Speaker 03 Yeah, he did the self-scan.
42:28 Speaker 05 Yep, I love it.
42:30 Speaker 05 If you run on this, I'm moving a fuck, I'm buying a house here so that I can fucking vote for you if we can get disposal boxes.
42:37 Speaker 03 Do you know how many Disney adults are gonna be over some Texas guy's shoulder? And be like, where do I put them?
42:42 Speaker 06 Dude, the shirt you were wearing on the podcast the other day was like that, where it was like, kill your local and like the guy on the ground who was wearing a fucking Disney shirt.
42:50 Speaker 05 Yeah, the, the Hells Angels sent that to me.
42:52 Speaker 06 What a, what a wild.
42:53 Speaker 05 One of their merch shirts.
42:54 Speaker 06 What a wild flex.
42:55 Speaker 05 Yes.
42:59 Speaker 02 Coded.
43:00 Speaker 03 It's processing in Cody's head, he's like.
43:03 Speaker 02 No, so some people try to defend the, the stuff sometimes. It's like, what an odd thing to say.
43:09 Speaker 06 What, it's a, it's a crazy self-report.
43:11 Speaker 05 What a fucked up way to say, check my hard drive. Put me in the wood chipper.
43:15 Speaker 02 And we, we have politicians to this day who still like, try to defend those people online, like, what they call them, minor attracted people?
43:23 Speaker 06 Minor attracted persons.
43:25 Speaker 03 Dude, the Roblox video is insane. I didn't, I didn't realize it was that bad until Meets, Papa Meets video on it. Holy shit. Their replies to that?
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44:04 Speaker 05 Dude, it just keeps getting worse and worse. Every day it gets more fucked up. And this started way before Schlep. It just got, Schlep got it big, but they, they sued Ruben Sims. They tried to, he beat them.
44:16 Speaker 03 The CEO, the CEO's responses.
44:19 Speaker 05 Is what's fucking wild when they
44:20 Speaker 03 When they decided it'd be a good idea to open up a dating app inside the children's game that's accused of Oh, yeah. That's their new thing. Their new plan. They're they're trying to get a dating app going in Roblox. The The thing that's marketed as a children's game is heavily criticized for having
44:36 Speaker 02 Half of all children under sixteen play Roblox right now in the United States.
44:41 Speaker 06 Do they have ID verification on this app?
44:44 Speaker 03 No.
44:44 Speaker 02 No, God, no.
44:45 Speaker 05 No, absolutely. That would be unconstitutional and it would ruin their profit margins. They can't do that.
44:49 Speaker 03 Did you watch the pop and meet one yet?
44:51 Speaker 06 I haven't seen any of this yet. I've been off the internet for a while, like in that regard.
44:54 Speaker 03 The board is what is wild in the statements they release. They're like, well, we have talked with the board and our numbers are fine. So we don't see the issue here. They just go directly off their stock.
45:07 Speaker 06 Numbers are fine.
45:07 Speaker 03 They only care about their margins and they put that forward. That is their public facing forward image is that and they state that it is fucking wild.
45:16 Speaker 06 Well, I I had people in my comments who are like, damn, don't not talking about shootings right now. He's going after this because it's a serious issue. Consider that now two lists I'm interested in running on the Epstein list and the Roblox list because what the fuck is that all about?
45:31 Speaker 05 Actively, that CEO is actively creating an army of Luigi Mangione's at the moment. Every word that comes out of his mouth, people are like, hmm, I have a unibrow.
45:40 Speaker 03 Dude, it where are some of the statements? It was the statements that really
45:45 Speaker 05 It's crazy. They're so fucking out of pocket that they tried to sue a YouTuber that was like I think nineteen at the time and he's just got like one point one million and he was just exposing what's going on on Roblox and they sued him to stop him. And he beat their ass in court with they're an eighty nine billion dollar corporation and this little YouTuber won. He's a gangster. I fucking love him.
46:06 Speaker 06 Eighty nine billion.
46:07 Speaker 05 Yeah.
46:08 Speaker 03 They were running it. Oh, the tax. Did you see their tax problem too? He had that claimed as a small business.
46:15 Speaker 03 Eighty nine billion.
46:16 Speaker 05 Compared to who? Russia?
46:17 Speaker 03 With a B?
46:18 Speaker 05 Yeah.
46:19 Speaker 03 Billion.
46:19 Speaker 02 How many countries have a smaller GDP than ninety billion?
46:23 Speaker 03 As Papa Me says, you have Robux. You have a dollar currency system in your game. You are not a small business at all.
46:32 Speaker 05 And people are using those Robux to pay kids that are meeting On the app to meet them on Snap and send them child. Then they're using those pictures to sext or the kids into doing more and more disgusting and grotesque things like with their younger siblings and household pets. The stories that are coming out of what's happened on Roblox is mind boggling.
46:54 Speaker 06 And what are their preventative measures? Like, what are they doing about this?
46:58 Speaker 03 Cody, go.
47:00 Speaker 02 No, that's the thing. They so they we I think we talked about it shortly on one of the podcasts we had the other day. They they have like separate like chat rooms set up. Where some of them are a simulator for going into a public restroom with a grown man. And there's like you have all these all these YouTubers who are exposing that and it's like. Why if if I can find this as someone who just started a new account? Why can't the Roblox security team or whatever the fuck they have running over there? Why can't they go in there and just delete all these rooms? Delete the the the I IP addresses of everyone who's in those rooms immediately.
47:41 Speaker 06 I would say not only would I delete them, but I turn over the people involved to the Fed.
47:46 Speaker 05 Now, watch, watch. People exposing it.
47:49 Speaker 03 Yep, watch.
47:49 The Fat Electrician? Testimony of former Roblox employees choosing shareholder interests over children's safety. And when asked about their approach to child safety, he said, quote, you have to make a decision, right? You can keep your players safe, then there'd be less of them on the platform. Or you just let them do what they want to do, and then the numbers all look good and the investors will be happy.
48:07 Speaker 06 Jesus fucking Christ.
48:08 Speaker 03 Roblox statement.
48:09 The Fat Electrician? That that is what we like to call just downright evil behavior.
48:15 Speaker 06 The fuck?
48:16 Speaker 03 Thank you, Hunter.
48:18 Speaker 06 Bro.
48:18 Speaker 03 Eighty five billion. Ready for this? Out of one hundred ninety six countries, only sixty eight make about one hundred billion and over. So one hundred and twenty eight countries, Roblox makes more GDP than one hundred and twenty eight countries.
48:36 Speaker 03 And their total would they they had like a two point five billion player like active? A what now? Two point five billion players in the game.
48:46 Speaker 02 It's several million a day active players.
48:49 Speaker 05 What was the country that just banned them?
48:52 Speaker 03 So there's been a few that have tried to or have banned three hundred and eighty. Million monthly active with a total.
49:03 Speaker 03 Eighty-five million daily, daily eighty-five million.
49:06 Speaker 02 Yep. Like I was saying earlier, ha- half of all kids under sixteen play Roblox in the United States.
49:14 Speaker 03 That is.
49:16 Speaker 02 Oh shit.
49:17 Speaker 03 And then they're just like, eh, we don't care. Let them do what they want.
49:20 The Fat Electrician? If you're.
49:20 Speaker 05 China, Turkey.
49:21 The Fat Electrician? If you're marketing as a children's thing, why would you even allow something?
49:24 Speaker 05 Fucking Qatar and Kuwait banned them, but we've just got them chilling over here.
49:30 Speaker 03 They also banned women's rights. So I mean, maybe they're on a.
49:32 The Fat Electrician? Why would you, why would you even allow something called public shower or public restroom simulator on a children's?
49:38 Speaker 05 Why would you allow Escape to Epstein's Island or Diddy Party Room on there?
49:42 Speaker 06 If they're, if they're aware that this sort of activity is happening on their platform, why would they not be actively working with? Yeah. Why would they not be actively, actively working with, don't hurt the skull? Why would they not be actively working with the FBI to try to make sure these people are caught so their platform's safe?
50:01 Speaker 03 I mean, because the margins, right? I'm not gonna lie.
50:04 Speaker 06 Margins on can't be that fucking good.
50:06 Speaker 03 That's what, that's, that's.
50:07 Speaker 06 Aside from the fucking blatantly evil perspective of thinking that that matters.
50:12 Speaker 03 What if they know that they're and therefore they charge them more for stuff and they're making more money off of? Escape to Epstein's Island.
50:20 Speaker 05 The picture is literally Epstein chasing a screaming child through what looks like hell.
50:26 Speaker 03 Um, technically that's not a child. It's a Roblox person. We don't know what age they are. All right. It could be a five thousand year old dragon girl.
50:33 The Fat Electrician? God, what is that called? Where they do that?
50:35 Speaker 03 Lolly shit. It's lolly something.
50:37 The Fat Electrician? Disgusting.
50:37 Speaker 03 Yeah, district twenty-three will take away perfect, or not perfect, pervy anime. Well, that was a Freudian.
50:43 Speaker 02 That was a, yeah.
50:44 Speaker 03 Richard, do you have anything to tell us? I really like tentacle.
50:50 Speaker 02 Hey, you wanna borrow my ghost bed pillow? Does it smell like you? Yes.
50:57 The Fat Electrician? Do you feel that cooling technology?
50:59 Speaker 02 It's definitely not a hot pillow.
51:01 Speaker 06 I gotta get out of here.
51:02 The Fat Electrician? Give me my pillow. I'm the one that has to sleep here. You guys have your own houses and your own pillows. Quit touching it.
51:09 Speaker 06 All right, real question. Can the gang do a pillow fight?
51:12 The Fat Electrician? Not with these.
51:13 Speaker 06 A slow motion pillow fight?
51:15 The Fat Electrician? No, they're heavy. It'll hurt.
51:17 Speaker 06 Are they really?
51:17 The Fat Electrician? Yes, they're premium. Dude, that would actually suck.
51:20 Speaker 06 Actually, I don't think I'd want to get smacked with that.
51:22 The Fat Electrician? I'm swinging it hard, okay? Your son, you walk up and just tee off on your kid? If I smack you with this, you're gonna be a ghost. And get this, they're built to last with a 20-year warranty and they have a three-month free trial period. What do they do with all the used mattresses that get returned? Not black lights.
51:41 Speaker 02 They have a complete sleep setup.
51:42 The Fat Electrician? For spooky sex. Boo.
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51:55 Speaker 06 Which is really amateur hour. I've been sleeping for at least 30 years.
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52:33 Speaker 06 I introduced JD to JT.
52:36 Speaker 02 Oh, nice.
52:37 Speaker 06 Very nice.
52:37 Speaker 02 JT was over there cooking sex.
52:39 The Fat Electrician? Got to meet Caleb, now there's another one in our red beard. Tattooed man.
52:43 Speaker 02 Giant tattooed man.
52:44 The Fat Electrician? The largest of the boys with the sweetest of the voices.
52:48 Speaker 06 I forgot his name today when I was telling the story in Nick's car and I called him Cupid. And I was just like, that seems super appropriate, just for how sweet his voice is and how big he is, to just imagine him with like tiny, tiny wings just floating.
53:03 The Fat Electrician? Oh, man, you guys should hang out. You guys want tiny wine?
53:06 Speaker 03 Hey, just
53:09 Speaker 03 With a boat.
53:10 Speaker 05 He really is the nicest guy.
53:11 Speaker 02 No, he's one of the nicest people I've ever met in my life, but god damn, is he not a scary?
53:17 Speaker 05 Oh, fuck yeah.
53:19 Speaker 03 If a boulder from the Neverending Story people, it like got up and was just like, how you doing? You want to lift everything? So be like Caleb?
53:29 Speaker 06 I feel like, cause you guys, you know, JD, Nick and Caleb all together, just like the Viking, like jacked tattooed guys.
53:36 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, but we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't look like the TV show Vikings. We look like the Vikings from How to Train Your Dragon.
53:45 Speaker 06 You guys should all.
53:47 Speaker 06 You guys should all start a podcast. There's not enough of those guys who look like that.
53:51 Speaker 03 You guys look like the army reservists that are like.
53:56 Speaker 05 And that's another one. My, my buddy Nate Valhalla VFT. He's big, red beard, tattooed, lethal.
54:03 Speaker 02 Yeah, there's not enough bearded white guys doing podcasts these days.
54:07 Speaker 03 This is true.
54:08 The Fat Electrician? We need way more.
54:08 Speaker 02 Oh shit.
54:09 The Fat Electrician? So many more.
54:10 Speaker 03 Oh, you don't really count?
54:12 The Fat Electrician? No, no. Brown person, brown person.
54:15 Speaker 03 That's a good brown person beard though. But that's because he has some Eastern European in him. My, this is all I can grow. This is like eight years in the work.
54:23 Speaker 06 I think that's the Asian DNA.
54:24 Speaker 03 Yeah, a hundred percent.
54:26 Speaker 05 You know, we can get you some stem cell therapy for that. If you just rub it on your face.
54:30 Speaker 06 Will you grow out?
54:31 Speaker 03 Will you just grow out just this part right here?
54:35 Speaker 03 I can see how long I can get this.
54:37 The Fat Electrician? Get the Kung Fu handlebars.
54:39 Speaker 02 Babies in half and just like.
54:42 Speaker 03 Cracked babies.
54:43 The Fat Electrician? You boxing with the Kung Fu handlebars would be so much more cool.
54:48 Speaker 06 Honestly.
54:50 Speaker 06 Eli, Eli, for the bit, you have to get the fucking.
54:53 Speaker 03 Just grow these out.
54:55 Speaker 06 Yes.
54:56 Speaker 03 I'll try. Yes.
54:58 Speaker 02 Do you remember the South Park episode? Hackman? When they were talking about stem cells?
55:03 Speaker 03 Yes. Oh, yeah.
55:04 Speaker 02 He's cracking the babies and.
55:05 Speaker 03 Who?
55:06 Speaker 02 Harping them up.
55:07 Speaker 03 Who was it? Um, Reeves. Superman. Yeah. Yeah. Christopher Reeves. That's him in the episode.
55:12 Speaker 02 Yeah, you gotta crack them and just rub them.
55:14 Speaker 05 Is that the one where Cartman had 37 aborted fetuses in his backyard?
55:17 Speaker 02 Yeah.
55:19 Speaker 06 Is that the episode where he tried to like clone the Del Taco?
55:23 Speaker 03 Yes, with, with.
55:24 Speaker 06 With stem cells?
55:25 Speaker 03 Yeah.
55:27 Speaker 03 I didn't.
55:27 Speaker 05 Even know that I don't remember that part.
55:29 Speaker 03 Has anybody watched the new South Park ones? They're like all shitting on Trump.
55:32 Speaker 05 Yes.
55:32 Speaker 03 I've seen like bad reviews for them, but it's all like super right leaning like pod like accounts on Twitter.
55:39 Speaker 05 Right.
55:39 Speaker 03 So I'm really like grain of salt. Like it's probably still funny. I just haven't had time to watch them.
55:43 Speaker 05 Hilarious.
55:44 Speaker 03 They're great.
55:44 Speaker 05 They're very equal on that. They've been very transparent. They make fun of everyone equally.
55:49 Speaker 06 Eh, I wouldn't say equally, but they do make fun of both. Like it's definitely, they're, they're definitely more left leaning, which like it's fine.
55:55 Speaker 02 Did they ever shit on our last president for falling down and just like being a geriatric?
56:00 Speaker 06 Really? No, like I, I even tried to look for it and I was like, damn, son of a bitch.
56:04 Speaker 05 I don't think they ever actually directly did Biden, but uh.
56:07 Speaker 06 Or Kamala.
56:08 Speaker 05 But they definitely have made fun of the whole woke culture.
56:11 Speaker 06 Yeah.
56:11 Speaker 05 And all of that, you know what I'm saying? They just didn't go specifically as hard as they're going on Trump, J D Vance. I mean, they're, there's definitely a fire in their ass about that. And the end of the first episode of the season where they get an A I Trump. And they're doing, they, part of the thing is Trump sued them, right? Because they said something bad about him and he's just runs around suing everybody with his tiny penis out and trying to fuck Satan in the ass. And uh, so he sues South Park. They have to pay him like 3.5 million dollars and make 50 pro Trump ads. So they end with a pro Trump ad where he's walking through the desert and it's like, Donald Trump walks through the desert for all Americans and our freedom. And he's ripping his clothes off till he's butt naked.
56:53 Speaker 05 And then he like falls down of exhaustion and his penis pops up and starts talking to him. And it's like a finger with googly eyes, but it's super graphic. It was an amazing end scene.
57:04 Speaker 06 I have not seen any of that. I guess my, my biggest problem with it is that for the clips that I've seen at least, I thought the J D Vance thing was pretty funny.
57:11 Speaker 05 J D Vance thought it was funny.
57:13 Speaker 06 And I thought it was good.
57:14 Speaker 05 And Charlie Kirk leaned into it immediately, which is what you have to do because South Park are fucking bullies, bro. They are bullies and they bully pretty much everybody. And if you let them know that they're hurting your feelings, they're gonna hurt your feelings more like Kristi Noem. She freaked out about.
57:29 Speaker 06 You agree and amplify.
57:31 Speaker 02 Yeah. It's like any spot in life that men we've been through, like in prison, if someone. Knows you're hurting their feelings. You can keep hurting their feelings. You gotta lean into that shit. Yeah, you can't ever let your feelings get hurt.
57:46 Speaker 05 No, if you show them that they're hurting your feelings, they're gonna come harder.
57:49 Speaker 02 Show a little bit of weakness.
57:51 Speaker 05 Vance clearly media trained enough to go, that shit was funny. Charlie Kirk changed his profile picture to the picture that they made of of him. And I'm sure they're done with him. Kristi Noem, they ended that episode, that last episode with like five minutes of Kristi Noem in a pet shop, just shooting dogs in the face. Like brutally executing dogs, like every few minutes in that.
58:13 Speaker 06 In reality, it should have been the. It should have been the last ATF director.
58:18 Speaker 05 Something we can agree on.
58:21 Speaker 06 Third agreement of the episode.
58:24 Speaker 06 My biggest complaint is that from the the bits that I've seen, so I I feel like this has been true about South Park for a while now. Uh, it's just not funny. Like I I used to, I remember like South Park was so fucking funny when I was growing up and now like the more I watch of it. I feel like they're just phoning it in.
58:39 Speaker 03 The integrity farms like felt flat. They also admitted that it felt flat because it when they decided to bring Stan Marsh and Tally like out of that element. They set fire to the entire farm and Tally and Stan Marsh are looking at each other. And or Randy Marsh are looking at each other and they're like, well, that didn't really take, did it? Nah, we tried. Yeah, it fell flat on its face, which is a meta joke about how the integrity farms thing didn't really.
59:08 Speaker 05 That wasn't funny.
59:09 Speaker 02 I miss like one of my favorite episodes ever was where they were shoving food up their ass to poop it out their mouth.
59:14 Speaker 05 That was so good.
59:18 Speaker 03 Yeah, it was the way to lose weight.
59:22 Speaker 02 They had, um. Fucking what's her dick that went to jail?
59:27 Speaker 05 Martha Stewart.
59:28 Speaker 02 Yeah, Martha Stewart was like, here's how you base your turkey, just shove it up your ass and like. That's what South Park was always supposed to be, just like juvenile humor. That we could sit down late at night and be like, yeah, this is kind of funny, like dumb poo poo pee pee humor.
59:42 Speaker 06 And like even even recently, they've done funnier stuff where like, like I said, they do attack both sides, like not equally, I would not say equally. But they do go after like, for example, the Disney stuff with, uh, what's Kathleen Kennedy? Like, put a chick in it. Make it lame and gay.
59:56 Speaker 05 Chick in it and make it suck.
59:59 Speaker 06 Like that, that was funny. Like I, that was the first South Park I've watched in a while.
1:00:02 Speaker 03 How was your linguine, Ms. Kennedy? Put a chicken in and make your layman gay.
1:00:07 Speaker 02 Make it lame and gay.
1:00:08 Speaker 03 Do what with your linguine? Put a chicken in to make a layman gay. I haven't watched much of anything really on the cartoons. I used to watch more Family Guy. Haven't watched The Simpsons in decades.
1:00:19 Speaker 02 Yeah, exactly.
1:00:20 Speaker 06 Yeah, that, that humor I haven't like in probably like five, six years.
1:00:24 The Fat Electrician? The Simpsons get a lot less funny when everything they did 10 years prior starts coming true.
1:00:29 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:00:30 Speaker 06 Those conspiracies go wild.
1:00:32 The Fat Electrician? They're nuts. It's a lot of stuff that they guessed right.
1:00:36 Speaker 06 A lot of it's fake, though. If you ever look at like the dates, it's usually stuff that they parodied after it happened and some redditor changes the date it was released to before.
1:00:45 The Fat Electrician? Feel better.
1:00:46 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:00:46 The Fat Electrician? Unless it's the Mandela.
1:00:48 Speaker 02 Yeah, redditors aren't people.
1:00:49 Speaker 03 No.
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1:01:00 Speaker 03 Reddit did a great job of that. You guys are savages, all y'all.
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1:01:10 Speaker 06 A vote for Brandon Herrera is a vote for holding public officials accountable.
1:01:16 Speaker 02 Thank you, Dark Brandon.
1:01:17 Speaker 03 Thirty-four times. Say something terrible.
1:01:23 Speaker 03 You're in frame with Brandon. That does way more damage.
1:01:27 Speaker 06 No.
1:01:28 Speaker 03 It got wholesome and my boiler got soft. Say something awful. You're like, don't do not do the wholesome shit.
1:01:35 Speaker 06 I will have to.
1:01:36 The Fat Electrician? Are we boxing today?
1:01:37 Speaker 03 I want to box today. Brandon, are you gonna box today?
1:01:40 Speaker 06 Theoretically. That's how I feel. Once we're done with this.
1:01:43 Speaker 02 Oh, you're talking to me or him?
1:01:44 Speaker 03 You too. Fake Brandon, Dark Brandon.
1:01:46 Speaker 02 Dark Brandon, yes.
1:01:47 Speaker 06 You gotta keep the wig.
1:01:49 Speaker 03 I'm not gonna go. I'm gonna get my wig knocked off. I'll box.
1:01:52 Speaker 06 Yes.
1:01:53 Speaker 03 I forget how bad or good I am at it. It's been a long time.
1:01:56 Speaker 06 Who all boxed yesterday?
1:01:58 The Fat Electrician? Me, Eli, Calvin, Finn.
1:02:00 Speaker 03 Yeah, there's only four and then we all, we all did rounds against each other. Maybe it's the first time I've had to, I started bouncing and I caught myself. I was like, oh, I'm actually. I am actually very serious right now. I do not want to get hit right now. I have to start playing. You put it perfectly. It's playing chess. Yeah, I've been playing chess in a long time with boxing. So like, oh, okay, Nick, homeboy's quick. Homeboy's very, very quick. Do not lie.
1:02:26 The Fat Electrician? Very, very fat.
1:02:28 Speaker 05 He's not supposed to be quick and the size that he is. It's fucking daunting.
1:02:33 Speaker 02 It's terrifying.
1:02:34 Speaker 06 Yeah, it's like a jetpack on him. Never mind.
1:02:37 Speaker 02 You started.
1:02:38 Speaker 06 No, now I want to know.
1:02:39 The Fat Electrician? Now I want to know.
1:02:40 Speaker 06 It's like a jetpack on a whale.
1:02:41 The Fat Electrician? Yeah.
1:02:42 Speaker 06 That was the least offensive thing you've said all podcast.
1:02:45 Speaker 02 I was gonna say something else.
1:02:46 Speaker 03 Oh.
1:02:49 The Fat Electrician? I slipped inside.
1:02:51 Speaker 03 Of who?
1:02:56 Speaker 03 In District 23, you're allowed to slip inside your friends.
1:03:02 The Fat Electrician? Usually.
1:03:03 Speaker 06 Sure.
1:03:04 The Fat Electrician? I can hurt somebody by going like bully.
1:03:08 The Fat Electrician? He was the first one. I hit a wall and I was like, uh oh, uh oh, he weighs more than me. I have to retreat. I'm gonna get punched right now. Just catch a fish right here.
1:03:19 Speaker 03 Dude, you missed out.
1:03:20 Speaker 02 How hard do you punch in sparring? Is it like 60% or? You're just kind of going for the quick one to be like, I got you.
1:03:27 The Fat Electrician? I want you to know that I could have hit you really hard.
1:03:29 Speaker 02 Yeah, we just fuck around with each other when we do our stuff, which Nick, you're terrifying. Fuck you, by the way. You guys keep putting it like, like me and Brandon play around with each other, but you put like the last two times we done the boxing thing. You put me in the ring with you, who you're a terrifying man and then clean, god damn it, clean.
1:03:52 Speaker 06 He used to be an actual fighter.
1:03:53 Speaker 02 Yeah, who was an MMA fighter. He has the best cardio of anyone I've ever fucking ran into. It's just kind of terrifying.
1:04:00 Speaker 06 He would, he would spend half the round fighting from like an aggressive lean.
1:04:04 Speaker 02 Yeah, he's very good.
1:04:05 Speaker 03 Angles. That's very annoying. Very annoying. You're like, God dang it. And he has way longer reach than me.
1:04:12 Speaker 02 Colleen was laughing at me the entire time. It was, it was a fun boxing experience. I haven't done it in years.
1:04:18 Speaker 03 It's a dude, best, best exercise you will get.
1:04:21 Speaker 02 It's fun as shit. Yeah, for sure.
1:04:23 Speaker 03 Died yesterday.
1:04:24 The Fat Electrician? Calvin keeps wanting to take people down.
1:04:28 Speaker 03 Calvin did really good. For not boxing much, I was very surprised. I was like, oh, you're comfortable fighting because you don't shy away from getting punched. Where you'd be like, ah, but you kept eye contact and you throw them back. I was like, oh shit. Okay. This is proper. You're not doing that. Oh, miss. Turn away. God, did you know it's smooth sack summer? Damn right it is.
1:04:51 Speaker 06 I need to quit.
1:04:51 The Fat Electrician? Feel how soft they are.
1:04:53 Speaker 06 Was this a scratch and sniff?
1:04:54 Speaker 03 Wow, those are soft.
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1:06:08 Speaker 02 Shit, I got a question for you guys. We're talking about we don't watch South Park. We don't watch Simpsons much anymore. What are you guys watching these days?
1:06:16 The Fat Electrician? Documentaries.
1:06:18 Speaker 02 Well, we know you watch documentaries.
1:06:21 Speaker 06 That's called work, Nick.
1:06:24 Speaker 02 Well, in your leisurely time, you know, like, once you put, you got your two kids now, your wife, you, at the end of the night, when you're just like chilling, what do you watch now?
1:06:34 The Fat Electrician? There is no leisurely time. I'm watching the kids or I'm watching the documentaries because I'm working. I did watch Love Island with Hannah all the way through.
1:06:42 Speaker 06 Yeah, I would consider that leisure time.
1:06:44 The Fat Electrician? Yeah. How was that?
1:06:46 Speaker 06 Highly recommend it. I'll put it that way.
1:06:47 The Fat Electrician? If you're married, I highly recommend it. It's fantastic.
1:06:50 Speaker 06 Because wasn't the one that you were saying, like, they're putting out episodes like daily?
1:06:54 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, like, just from like a creator's standpoint, when you watch it, because I, I, I think their upload schedule was Monday through Thursday, an hour-long episode. And it was like, they start airing the episodes while they're still on set filming. So like, they're filming new shit and you're voting on the next, the whatever.
1:07:16 Speaker 06 Same day.
1:07:16 The Fat Electrician? Whatever unfolds on the next episode is like, gonna, you're, you're gonna find out the results tomorrow. So I don't understand how they're.
1:07:23 Speaker 03 It's a voting system like day up?
1:07:25 The Fat Electrician? They have like, well, they have like different things on the phone, like you can vote who goes off the island.
1:07:29 Speaker 06 Kind of like Survivor and shit.
1:07:30 The Fat Electrician? Favorite or least favorite couple.
1:07:32 Speaker 02 What's the, yeah, what's the premise of Love Island?
1:07:34 The Fat Electrician? The premise is they take like 15 whores that are men and 15 whores that are women, and they put them on an island. And if they can find true love and America buys it, they win $100,000.
1:07:47 Speaker 02 So it's less than a Mr. Beast.
1:07:50 The Fat Electrician? It's it's like literally a bunch of Hollywood people were sitting around in a boardroom and are like, what if we did Survivor, but instead of doing like athletic challenges or like moderately torturing people, we just had the challenges where they had to make out with each other and dry hump each other the entire time.
1:08:07 Speaker 05 And at the end, if you win, you get 60 grand after taxes to split between the two of you.
1:08:11 The Fat Electrician? Between the two of you, yes. Correct. It's wild. But like, the real reason they do it is because a lot of the people that are like, uh, the more popular people on the show are now like mega famous. Like, there's a couple of, uh, girls and guys that were on this Love Island show that now have millions of subscribers on, um, Instagram and shit. And it's like, they're getting like makeup deals and, uh, clothing brand deals and all kinds of shit. Like, they're gonna, they make way more money after the fact if they're popular on the show.
1:08:40 Speaker 06 Makes sense.
1:08:41 Speaker 03 This is wild. New episodes dropping Tuesday through Sunday, 6pm. They air six days a week on Peacock.
1:08:49 The Fat Electrician? An hour of these.
1:08:51 Speaker 03 With a one to two day delay. So they are filming, editing, kicking it out the next fucking day.
1:08:58 The Fat Electrician? And that's, that's not, that's not like what we do where it's like one or two of us on camera with one or two cameras. There's like 50 cameras trying to articulate a story of everything that's going on between 30 different people.
1:09:11 Speaker 06 15 couples.
1:09:12 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, fif- however many it is. Yeah, fif- it gets less or more depending on the episode, but it's like.
1:09:17 Speaker 03 The cameras, all the live, because it is, all the rooms are, I'm assuming have cameras?
1:09:22 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, all the rooms are bugged, even the bedrooms and the bathrooms and everything. Everything has a camera. And like, they're like, they all have to sleep in the same room and you have to sleep with the person you're coupled up with. And like, some of them, like, they don't actually get along. They were just coupled up for the game. They're just like, that's your side of the bed, this is mine. Some of the time they're making out and cuddling. And then some of them, it's just like, lights are out, the blankets moving underneath. Like, you figure out what's going on, like. Every room has cameras.
1:09:47 Speaker 02 Also, the the producers of that have a heavy fucking weigh in on what they're doing. Cause we we've had friends who have done stuff like that. And like, uh, they have told us that the the producers will just throw like a Molotov cocktail into the room. Like, not literally, but like, just throwing. Be really cool. Yeah, that'd be cool as shit. But just throwing, just throwing something into the room or like telling them to do a certain thing. And it's like, just to create more drama. This is getting boring. Fireball. The other part. I mean, that would be awesome.
1:10:18 The Fat Electrician? The other.
1:10:20 Speaker 02 Throw in the flash grenades.
1:10:21 The Fat Electrician? The other part that's funny for me is like, there's been multiple times where the producers just come in at night and are like, you need to pack your shit and get out. We found something that you put on Facebook five years ago. One girl got kicked out. I think you'll have to boiler this, maybe. One girl got kicked out, not a white girl. I don't know what ethnicity she was, but she definitely was not white. And she had like a Snapchat live that somebody had screen recorded. It was like something that auto deleted and she was doing her makeup and she said, I just got botox in my cheeks and it's swollen right now. So my eyes look ****. And like, she didn't know that that was a racial slur. And then they found that video and in the middle of the night, pack your shit, you're gone. And kicked her off the show.
1:11:05 Speaker 02 Damn.
1:11:05 The Fat Electrician? And this was like years prior.
1:11:06 Speaker 02 That's not even hard racism. Do we allow that? Is that hard racism, soft racism? So like Asians are the. Hard awesome, yeah. I don't know, Asians are some of the most racist people I've ever met in my life. So I think you could, I think you could. And I love it. I think you could say.
1:11:22 The Fat Electrician? I'm still surprised they just kicked a bitch off for, also, that's always the most terrifying part of, if you think you did something on the internet and it's gone.
1:11:31 Speaker 02 No, it's not.
1:11:32 The Fat Electrician? Well, the other, the other part is like, I, I could make this show so much better. I was like, I need you to get a 30 year old married guy that was like in the military. And one for the females as well, where like they have a life coach, cause some of the decisions they make are just dog shit. Like, it'll be like, they're on.
1:11:51 Speaker 03 Love Island Nick.
1:11:52 The Fat Electrician? They're on Love Island, but it's like, uh, one, you know, broccoli haired, you know, pretty boy. And he's got two girls that are just fawning over him. And I'm not shitting you, it was, one of the girls refused to do the make out challenges and you could kiss her on the cheek. And they did like the reveal all moment where they're like, how many people have you slept with? How many people have you sent nudes to? She had been with one boyfriend for seven years that she slept with. That was it. She'd never sent a nude, never done any of this other stuff. And then girl B that's fawning over him has slept with like 32 dudes and sent too many nudes to count. And he's like, I'm gonna pick the whore, actually. That's the one I wanna go marry.
1:12:29 Speaker 06 You, you know who we need now, come to think of it, after you said that, you know who we need on Love Island?
1:12:36 Speaker 06 You need to have Justin Governall on and tell him it's just, uh, Naked and Afraid again.
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1:13:11 Speaker 06 He just shows up ready for Naked and Afraid and it's fucking Love Island.
1:13:15 The Fat Electrician? He has a satchel on.
1:13:17 Speaker 06 Yeah, he's wearing nothing but a satchel. He's like, I'm ready to survive in the wilderness for a month.
1:13:21 Speaker 03 He was like, oh, great. We get clothes? Awesome.
1:13:23 The Fat Electrician? Dude, dude, dude.
1:13:24 Speaker 03 Awesome.
1:13:24 The Fat Electrician? I'm gonna bang, bang the whore.
1:13:28 Speaker 06 He still does the same thing.
1:13:30 The Fat Electrician? Immediately Justin would do.
1:13:33 Speaker 03 How many nudes did you send? Come here.
1:13:35 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, ew, one.
1:13:37 Speaker 03 Cross.
1:13:39 Speaker 03 Challenge accepted.
1:13:40 The Fat Electrician? Love Justin so much.
1:13:41 Speaker 06 Justin's like, uh, Quagmire in real life. I don't think, what?
1:13:45 Speaker 03 Giggity, he's like, giggity, giggity, alright, yeah. Whores, what? Respect women, huh?
1:13:54 Speaker 03 How many seasons have you watched?
1:13:55 The Fat Electrician? I just watched the newest season with her. It's like, I was just like, sitting on the couch, like on Reddit, shitposting while it's playing in the back. So like, I'm like, half cognizant throughout the entire show, but it's always like, oh yeah, yeah, she's crazy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, the episode's over. Let's go have sex.
1:14:11 Speaker 05 I feel like this is so much more interesting than the shit I'm watching. I'm just like, crime, mafia, and sci-fi.
1:14:19 The Fat Electrician? Yeah.
1:14:19 Speaker 05 I feel like a bunch of whores.
1:14:22 The Fat Electrician? It's, it's complete brain rot, but because the only thing I watch besides that is I had, fuck, I need a notepad. What date was that? World War II, blah, blah, blah. It's not nice to be like, ha, stupid.
1:14:37 The Fat Electrician? It's really nice to be able to do that.
1:14:39 Speaker 03 You're like, man, these people are real. This is.
1:14:41 The Fat Electrician? Well, the other thing is like.
1:14:42 Speaker 03 Real, quote unquote.
1:14:43 The Fat Electrician? They have herpes outbreaks and it's like, all of them have cold sores by like, week two. It's hilarious. If you look, oh yeah, they.
1:14:50 Speaker 05 Run that shit back.
1:14:51 The Fat Electrician? You were taking a bunch of sluts from Instagram that want to be famous and putting them in a house and telling them to make out with each other as a challenge on the show.
1:15:00 Speaker 05 And they have herpes outbreaks?
1:15:01 The Fat Electrician? And they, oh yeah, like there's, they're all running around with cold sores and shit. And I mean, they're trying to cover it up with makeup, but you can see it.
1:15:07 Speaker 03 Oh, I got from Love Island was herpes simplex two.
1:15:12 The Fat Electrician? You know, and then they'll bring a one girl on and she's like, finally confesses, I'm a mom, which whatever, that's fine. But then.
1:15:20 Speaker 03 Oh, the guys are gonna be like, ew.
1:15:21 The Fat Electrician? Well, so like, some of the guys were, but then like, my whole question is like, okay, where's the kid?
1:15:28 Speaker 03 Great question.
1:15:28 The Fat Electrician? She's like, I'm a single mom.
1:15:29 Speaker 03 I'm the make out challenge.
1:15:30 The Fat Electrician? I was like, I'm not trying to be a dick, but like, did you really just leave your kid alone for two months to go on whore island for a chance to win 30 grand?
1:15:37 Speaker 03 In the background, there's just a duffel bag that's like, ragging around.
1:15:40 The Fat Electrician? It's, it's a.
1:15:41 Speaker 05 It's two months for the chance to win 30 grand?
1:15:44 The Fat Electrician? It's a wild.
1:15:44 Speaker 05 What the fuck?
1:15:46 Speaker 03 Reality TV pays, garb, bitch. We've had friends have discussed this. They walk away with like a hundred dollars a day, a lot of the times.
1:15:53 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:15:55 Speaker 03 Very bad pay. And it is for the chance to get rich. Also, exactly. It's like, well, he's four weeks old. He can take care of himself.
1:16:02 Speaker 05 It's like, 30 grand, you had a baby?
1:16:05 Speaker 03 Do you think they're gonna bring the kid on the show for like, added drama?
1:16:09 The Fat Electrician? Well, and then, and then like, this same girl that was the mom, ended up sleeping with two guys on the show. Like at the bedtime scenes, she's the one where you just see the.
1:16:17 Speaker 05 At the same time?
1:16:18 The Fat Electrician? Comforter. And it's like.
1:16:20 Speaker 03 Needs a brother.
1:16:20 The Fat Electrician? Their sisters.
1:16:21 Speaker 05 Was it Chinese finger cuffs?
1:16:22 Speaker 02 We gotta grow this family.
1:16:24 The Fat Electrician? How you gonna do that to your kid?
1:16:26 Speaker 02 Well, she's not doing it to his kid. She's doing it to another man.
1:16:28 The Fat Electrician? Right, but like, that kid's gonna be in high school one day and be like.
1:16:33 Speaker 03 In District 23, we won't allow that. None of that. Not in District 23, we won't. You don't do that. Not here. Love Island, you can go stay home. All right?
1:16:43 Speaker 02 I got nothing.
1:16:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, not about that here.
1:16:47 Speaker 02 Okay, how do we create a reality show? Because obviously they're making millions of dollars.
1:16:52 Speaker 03 Step one, whores.
1:16:54 Speaker 02 Whores. We have to have whores on it.
1:16:56 Speaker 05 Aren't we all basically married at this point?
1:16:58 Speaker 03 We're not gonna participate in it. You just do it the Sam Highway.
1:17:02 Speaker 06 Oh, like Fish Tank?
1:17:03 Speaker 03 Fish Tank is the perfect example of.
1:17:06 The Fat Electrician? Oh, I know how to do it.
1:17:07 Speaker 02 Wow.
1:17:08 The Fat Electrician? I could make a bajillion dollars on a reality TV show. I just need the budget to get it started.
1:17:11 Speaker 02 Also, Sam keeps getting kicked out of his house, though.
1:17:15 Speaker 05 I like the idea of a bajillion dollars.
1:17:17 The Fat Electrician? Literally, all you need to do, because Survivor did it, and then they are like, oh shit, we have to change this right now. Survivor did an episode of Survivor where it was men versus women.
1:17:29 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:17:29 The Fat Electrician? And I'm not shitting you. You're 15 minutes into the first episode, the dudes have fire and are cooking fish.
1:17:36 Speaker 06 And they're celebrating.
1:17:37 The Fat Electrician? Chill out.
1:17:38 Speaker 02 Jenny, you've seen that clip, too?
1:17:39 The Fat Electrician? And the women are huddled up crying in the rain. And they're like, okay, we need to mix this up now. And then they.
1:17:46 Speaker 05 The women moved to the man camp.
1:17:48 Speaker 06 The dudes are having a fucking blast. Like, this is a vacation.
1:17:57 Speaker 05 The women were empowered for all of 14 and a half minutes, and then they were begging for patriarchy.
1:18:01 Speaker 06 They were empowered on the boat ride there. And that's about when it stopped.
1:18:05 Speaker 02 The dudes were catching the fish, and they're like, yeah, we got so much food, we don't know what to do with it.
1:18:10 The Fat Electrician? But here's the thing. We do some variation of a show like Survivor, and then you just take two, two very, not politically, but like polarized groups of people. It could be Democrats versus Republicans. It could be Vikings fans versus Packers fans. It could be literally anything where it's just a group of people that don't get along.
1:18:32 Speaker 06 Palestinians versus Jews.
1:18:34 Speaker 05 Oh, God.
1:18:35 Speaker 03 I think it'd be great.
1:18:37 Speaker 06 What was the first one?
1:18:38 Speaker 03 Halsted versus Jews?
1:18:39 Speaker 06 Oh, well, that's already happening.
1:18:40 Speaker 03 Oh, is it? Well, I mean, it's making great TV.
1:18:43 Speaker 05 Who's winning?
1:18:44 The Fat Electrician? Good numbers.
1:18:45 Speaker 03 Good numbers. Everybody's talking about it.
1:18:47 Speaker 02 I was gonna say, I talk all the time about like how the, there's the LA group of content creators. And then we have like our San Antonio group of content creators, like Texas versus Los Angeles.
1:18:58 Speaker 06 Austin versus San Antonio.
1:19:00 Speaker 02 Yeah, even that.
1:19:02 Speaker 05 I just want you guys to know, I do not go when invited to LA. I always come when invited to San Antonio.
1:19:08 Speaker 03 Like, LA.
1:19:10 The Fat Electrician? What games are we playing?
1:19:11 Speaker 02 Like, like me and Brandon and Eli talk about it all the time. You gotta pay us a lot of money to go to LA.
1:19:15 Speaker 05 Yeah, exactly.
1:19:17 Speaker 03 Second you landed, I fucking hate that airport. I hate, you know, just garbage. What are we, what games are we playing in this hypothetical?
1:19:24 Speaker 06 One of them needs to be boxing.
1:19:25 Speaker 02 Oh, it's a game?
1:19:26 Speaker 03 This is a reality show. How do you get voted off?
1:19:29 Speaker 02 I was, I was thinking the survival thing.
1:19:31 Speaker 03 Each person has, when they get voted off, they have to say the N-word to get canceled.
1:19:35 Speaker 05 Oh.
1:19:38 Speaker 03 Oh, my God, that is the, you are trying your damned.
1:19:41 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:19:41 Speaker 05 No social media career for you.
1:19:43 Speaker 03 Even if you don't say it, we'll bleep it out in post and make it look like you said it.
1:19:47 Speaker 05 Yeah, that way you don't make money off social media afterwards.
1:19:50 Speaker 03 No, that's a hundred percent. You are giving a hundred percent.
1:19:53 Speaker 06 You have been voted off the internet.
1:19:56 Speaker 03 Alex Rosin can't play. He's got a cheat code.
1:19:59 Speaker 06 Yeah, just saying it.
1:20:01 The Fat Electrician? You hand out passes?
1:20:03 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:20:04 Speaker 06 They don't have immunity idols. They have like more passes.
1:20:07 Speaker 05 Exactly. And then you walk up and then.
1:20:12 Speaker 02 It's gonna be hosted by a black guy that will be like, you are invited to the cookout.
1:20:18 Speaker 05 The last person that doesn't get it, say the word.
1:20:21 Speaker 02 Say it.
1:20:22 Speaker 06 What did they call that? What was that in Big Brother where they just had like the, the thing of immunity or some shit?
1:20:27 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, Survivor, that you can find immunity idols that are hidden or you can win them or whatever, except it's inward passes. I'm loving this game.
1:20:39 Speaker 02 Just feel really good about finding mine early in the game.
1:20:42 The Fat Electrician? Cody really, Cody finds one, he's just, he just says it immediately and throws it away.
1:20:51 Speaker 06 He flies off the island.
1:20:53 The Fat Electrician? He quits levitating, his toes were barely on the ground.
1:20:56 Speaker 02 I'm like Mary Poppins.
1:21:03 Speaker 03 There's people, there's people like bargaining with like the producer, like I can't say the N word. Can I just say that Michael Brown didn't have his hands up? Is that okay? Can I say that like 13% of the population commits a certain percentage of error? Can I say that? Anything but that, please, please, I can, I can explain everything else away.
1:21:22 Speaker 03 Nope, you've got to say it. All right, beauty, you gotta say it again.
1:21:25 Speaker 06 I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it.
1:21:29 Speaker 03 Who would be a, a YouTuber that we'd love to see the N word?
1:21:33 Speaker 06 What?
1:21:34 Speaker 02 That's a strong.
1:21:36 Speaker 03 Nevermind.
1:21:36 Speaker 06 He already did.
1:21:39 Speaker 03 Jeez, I'm surprised it's not canceled by the way you're talking now.
1:21:42 Speaker 06 Can you hear that?
1:21:42 Speaker 03 He said it.
1:21:43 Speaker 06 That banging noise, that's the ladder being pulled up behind him.
1:21:49 Speaker 03 How'd you get up there?
1:21:51 The Fat Electrician? Don't worry about it.
1:21:52 Speaker 02 Damn, I only started my YouTube career because of you. And you're up there now.
1:21:58 Speaker 06 Good news, his wife's back on.
1:22:00 Speaker 03 Yeah, good news. We can't, we can't play this.
1:22:03 Speaker 06 No. Play what?
1:22:06 Speaker 03 Hard to get.
1:22:08 The Fat Electrician? The video for $7.99 a month, actually you can.
1:22:11 Speaker 02 Oh.
1:22:13 Speaker 03 Oh.
1:22:13 Speaker 02 Oh. It's a sore subject, it's a little sensitive, like herpes. Okay, so we talked about, we got this.
1:22:23 The Fat Electrician? Asian skull.
1:22:24 Speaker 02 What about, what did, Billy, Billy sent us that one.
1:22:27 The Fat Electrician? Billy? Oh, fuck, I didn't wear the shirt.
1:22:32 The Fat Electrician? We got a born to math.
1:22:33 Speaker 06 We can put up the shirt right here, editor.
1:22:35 Speaker 03 And you can buy it at Funker Branding.
1:22:37 The Fat Electrician? I was like. Billy actually made us the.
1:22:39 Speaker 06 You can't. It's only for the autism shirts.
1:22:42 Speaker 02 We got the crayons on there and everything.
1:22:44 Speaker 03 It's a full metal spectrum one.
1:22:46 The Fat Electrician? Dude, you got the Thomas the Train pen, the puzzle piece pen, everything, it's identical.
1:22:51 Speaker 03 The font.
1:22:52 The Fat Electrician? I don't know if that's real, but it's fucking perfect.
1:22:55 Speaker 06 Looks good.
1:22:56 The Fat Electrician? Dude, Billy, thank you so much.
1:22:58 Speaker 03 It's gonna be in the background of our podcast.
1:23:01 Speaker 06 Now Eli's gonna wear it and we're gonna see if it's actually ballistic rated.
1:23:04 Speaker 02 Ooh, this idea.
1:23:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, put on, we're gonna shoot Eli in the head.
1:23:10 The Fat Electrician? I was like, that's plastic.
1:23:11 Speaker 03 Ding ding ding ding.
1:23:12 Speaker 06 Well, that's the liner.
1:23:14 The Fat Electrician? That's not ballistic rated.
1:23:15 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:23:16 Speaker 03 Hey, stop it with the Asian jokes.
1:23:19 Speaker 02 Thank you for catching that. I feel seen.
1:23:23 The Fat Electrician? Like, fuck.
1:23:24 Speaker 03 I ha- I have a Vietnam era helmet. I could actually bring in the real helmet and you could wrap it with the real stuff.
1:23:31 The Fat Electrician? You have K-Pot?
1:23:32 Speaker 03 No, that's not for a K-Pot. That's a Vietnam era helmet.
1:23:35 The Fat Electrician? Ah.
1:23:36 Speaker 06 I don't really listen to K-Pot.
1:23:39 The Fat Electrician? Fucking brain.
1:23:40 Speaker 03 I do. My favorite song is Finger Bang Bang You Into My Life. South Park reference.
1:23:46 The Fat Electrician? Ah, see, I'm out of any of those.
1:23:48 Speaker 03 It's an old one.
1:23:49 Speaker 02 That, that is an old, oh, Christian band, right?
1:23:52 Speaker 03 Yeah, they, they, it's the little boy band. It's not, it's not the Christian band. It's the, um, it's when they just become a little boy band and.
1:24:01 Speaker 02 Yeah, but it wasn't a Christian band because they have to have the rings, the purity ring episode.
1:24:06 Speaker 03 Purity ring isn't Christian bands. Purity ring is when, uh, the Jonas Brothers and Disney go on and Kenny starts to try and like get a handy from his girlfriend.
1:24:15 Speaker 06 The Mickey Mouse is like, beat your fucking kneecaps in.
1:24:20 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, beat the out of them.
1:24:21 Speaker 06 What you're gonna do is we're gonna get those little eight year olds wet, huh? They're gonna sell some goddamn t-shirts.
1:24:30 The Fat Electrician? The shit they get away with is wild.
1:24:32 Speaker 03 Dude, that, that's two people I would love to sit down with one day is Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Just like pick their brains about some of the shit that they did over the years.
1:24:40 The Fat Electrician? One of the.
1:24:43 The Fat Electrician? Corridor got to work with them, like.
1:24:46 Speaker 06 On what?
1:24:47 The Fat Electrician? They built their, uh, their deep fake movie they did. So Matt and Trey did a, Matt and Trey did a deep fake movie. Let me get the actual.
1:24:56 Speaker 06 I'm, this is the first I'm hearing of this.
1:24:58 The Fat Electrician? Parker, deep fake. So they did an entire deep fake movie. Sassy Ju- Sassy Justice?
1:25:08 The Fat Electrician? So it's a web series created by Trey Parker, Matt Stone. It was so good that none of us had heard of it.
1:25:16 Speaker 03 Yeah. What a great web series. What happened?
1:25:18 The Fat Electrician? I mean, a lot of people didn't hear about it and it's still an eight on IMDb.
1:25:23 Speaker 03 Well, that's good.
1:25:24 The Fat Electrician? Dear God. But um, this is 2020 and Nico and Sam are one of the few people that are doing AI face changing deep fakes. So they actually reached out to them like, hey, can you work on this for us? And they sat down, did everything together and filmed it together. They did all the um, deep fakes, showing them what to do, how to do it. They got to work with him like every fucking day for four months or something like that. Oh, that's cool. It's fun. That was one time I was really.
1:25:56 Speaker 05 You know their next project is with Kendrick, right?
1:25:59 The Fat Electrician? Fred Sassy?
1:26:00 Speaker 05 Yeah, they're doing like, they're literally doing a movie with Kendrick Lamar.
1:26:03 The Fat Electrician? No, see.
1:26:04 Speaker 05 Which I'm really intrigued to see what that's gonna be.
1:26:06 The Fat Electrician? Sassy Justice. He's just gonna go to Toronto and hunt. It's gonna show Drake in a cage.
1:26:11 Speaker 05 It's crazy that people that are getting catfished by deep fake celebrities and they're literally sending them Snapchats. Like, did you guys see what happened with the Ronnie Radke uh, situation with uh, Tommy Lee's wife?
1:26:23 The Fat Electrician? I only heard a little bit about it, but go on.
1:26:25 Speaker 05 So like, I guess Tommy Lee's wife thought she was talking to Ronnie Radke on his Snapchat that had like two followers or sixty followers and two posts or something. And she'd been going back and forth with him for a while. And her and Tommy Lee were fighting and she literally showed up at a house that she thought was his one night. And I guess he had sent some like, deep fake actual videos. So she really thought that it was Ronnie Radke and like, she's like messaging him, I'm here outside of the house and it's like not his house. It's not him. He had no idea. But Tommy Lee like hits Ronnie up in some messages and he's like, man, what are you fucking with my wife for? And he's like, dog, I've not like, I, I love you. I grew up listening to you. You're one of my favorite people.
1:27:10 Speaker 05 I'm not with your wife. And he's like, no, fuck this. She was thoroughly convinced that she was having an affair with Ronnie Radke.
1:27:16 The Fat Electrician? Is this a woman on TikTok?
1:27:18 Speaker 05 Yes. Yeah.
1:27:19 The Fat Electrician? The TikTok broad decided that she was gonna stop doing TikTok, marry Tommy Lee, divorce her husband, and then cheat on him, cheat on Tommy Lee with Ronnie Radke.
1:27:28 Speaker 05 That is how the story goes. Yes.
1:27:29 The Fat Electrician? What a dumb bitch.
1:27:34 Speaker 05 I didn't wanna say it.
1:27:37 The Fat Electrician? Did you hear about the Disney lawsuit going on right now?
1:27:40 Speaker 06 About?
1:27:41 The Fat Electrician? Uh, they were at Disneyland like a family and the wife had a severe food allergy.
1:27:48 Speaker 06 So, yeah, yes, it was in, it was in Disney World, it was in Disney Springs, uh, like this little like Irish pub restaurant or whatever, the one with the Disney Plus?
1:27:55 The Fat Electrician? Yeah.
1:27:55 Speaker 06 Thing?
1:27:56 The Fat Electrician? Yeah.
1:27:56 Speaker 06 Because they, they signed up for like a free trial to Disney Plus.
1:28:00 The Fat Electrician? Well, go on what happened to the wife first.
1:28:03 Speaker 06 Yeah, well, when she had an allergic reaction to, uh, like food that she was promised that, you know, there wouldn't be whatever.
1:28:09 The Fat Electrician? Shellfish or whatever.
1:28:10 Speaker 06 Fuck it was. Yeah, she ended up, she died.
1:28:13 The Fat Electrician? Yes.
1:28:14 Speaker 06 Like the wife died and I want to say they wanted something very reasonable. It was like $50,000.
1:28:18 Speaker 05 It was only 50,000, which I thought was weird. Like you were undershooting it here, bro. You lost your wife.
1:28:24 Speaker 06 Yeah, especially for something that was very demonstrably their fault.
1:28:27 The Fat Electrician? Mm-hmm. And apparently the reason their defense was they signed up for a free trial of Disney Plus and in the terms and conditions of the free trial of Disney Plus is you're not allowed to sue Disney for anything ever.
1:28:39 Speaker 06 It had to go to, it wasn't that they weren't like completely liability free. It's like they had to go to arbitration or something instead of like a court.
1:28:46 The Fat Electrician? That's what, yeah, okay.
1:28:46 Speaker 06 Um, I think, I think that was the, that was the breakdown, which is still fucking evil.
1:28:51 The Fat Electrician? Why do you think he only asked 50 grand? What did she do?
1:28:54 Speaker 06 Was ate shellfish clearly, but.
1:28:56 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, but like.
1:28:57 Speaker 05 The husband, why was that like?
1:28:59 The Fat Electrician? If I loved my wife, I'd be like 10 million dollars. This guy was like 50 grand, pay for the expenses. Thanks for saving me.
1:29:05 Speaker 06 It was literally just like.
1:29:06 The Fat Electrician? On the Carfax.
1:29:11 The Fat Electrician? She was ran out.
1:29:14 The Fat Electrician? That's such a, it's like, how much do you want to sue? They took your wife.
1:29:18 Speaker 05 50 grand? In July 23rd, your wife is worth more than 50 grand for fuck's sake.
1:29:23 Speaker 06 Yeah, I think he just wanted to, to cover like funeral expenses and like that. Like it was very reasonable.
1:29:28 Speaker 05 Super reasonable, way more reasonable than I would be.
1:29:31 The Fat Electrician? It's their fault because they told, they had a specific meal for it. That's the thing. It's like, yes, she is allergic to peanuts or shellfish. And then they served it anyways and then she died. That's where I'd be like, ma.
1:29:44 Speaker 06 And they like double checked with the server, like they, they, to my understanding, the way it was presented, they did everything right.
1:29:50 The Fat Electrician? Yes. And that's the hard part where it's like, how do you return with like, I just want 50 grand?
1:29:54 Speaker 06 Yeah, well, he probably only wanted 50 grand because she was also allergic to penis.
1:29:59 Speaker 02 Yeah. If you killed my wife.
1:30:00 Speaker 06 This is a real person.
1:30:02 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:30:04 Speaker 05 Dog, I'm going to lose top three.
1:30:05 The Fat Electrician? Like, right, Cody, if you get like, if my wife died, I'd fuck it.
1:30:08 Speaker 02 There's a mass cast incident happening in Disney World.
1:30:11 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:30:12 Speaker 02 If you kill my wife.
1:30:13 Speaker 05 I don't care where it's at, everything becomes a target-rich environment if you kill my wife, dog.
1:30:18 The Fat Electrician? L-shaped ambush.
1:30:22 Speaker 06 Can I just say, wouldn't it be absolutely wonderful to do like an L-shaped ambush with each other?
1:30:28 The Fat Electrician? Oh, this is the best group of boys.
1:30:30 Speaker 06 The male.
1:30:31 The Fat Electrician? The best group of boys.
1:30:32 Speaker 06 It's just like the male fantasy.
1:30:34 The Fat Electrician? It is. Just to like, be like, hey, guys, um, China attacked us. What? Yeah, and Mexico's with them. No way.
1:30:41 Speaker 05 Fuck, yeah.
1:30:42 Speaker 06 All right, boys, dibs on the saw.
1:30:45 The Fat Electrician? I'm like, and chef just, oh my, look at Rich and Nick, they are, oh, God, they're doing so good on this ambush.
1:30:51 Speaker 06 If.
1:30:52 The Fat Electrician? And pause. You guys good?
1:30:54 Speaker 06 We're good.
1:30:55 The Fat Electrician? High five.
1:30:55 Speaker 06 We need ammo, who are we sending?
1:30:57 The Fat Electrician? Trout, run it.
1:31:01 The Fat Electrician? Cause you're thin, you're lean, you're very hard to hit.
1:31:06 The Fat Electrician? You're gonna be our runner boy.
1:31:07 Speaker 06 Just don't cry in the stairwell when Rich is, Rich is getting stabbed by a German.
1:31:11 The Fat Electrician? Yes. I hope if anybody ever invades America, it's a demographic of people where their gear is gonna fit me. Cause that would suck.
1:31:17 Speaker 06 It's not gonna happen.
1:31:18 The Fat Electrician? I know.
1:31:19 Speaker 05 That's not gonna be a thing. We, we discussed this yesterday with Trout, bro, where heads are too big.
1:31:24 Speaker 06 Starving people don't have a full fridge, bud.
1:31:26 The Fat Electrician? I know. It's the worst part.
1:31:28 Speaker 06 You could take two uniforms sewn together.
1:31:30 The Fat Electrician? I'm gonna have to get like four of their chestplates and just make chainmail.
1:31:37 Speaker 06 Your nickname's gonna be the Ogre.
1:31:42 Speaker 05 You're just walking around with [BLEEP]. And [BLEEP] draped over your shoulder, like, you know, like. They crossed the wrong border. Let's be civilized and collect ears, bro. Put them on a necklace.
1:31:55 The Fat Electrician? Chinaman.
1:31:56 Speaker 06 You, you just have like eight, eight fucking Chinese sappy plates across the front of your body. You're like, could've just left Taiwan alone.
1:32:03 The Fat Electrician? Nick's literally bored and just like, you shouldn't have came here, Ling Wong, like.
1:32:08 Speaker 03 Oh, Mr. Nick, I'm so sorry.
1:32:11 Speaker 03 But you took off my gold teeth. You painted some very cool things on my head. It's been nice of you.
1:32:17 Speaker 02 Let's imagine I'm slicing that off for Nick. Like, Cody, what are you doing? Ah, don't worry about me.
1:32:23 Speaker 03 I don't understand why you gotta bash hole in back of my skull and put your ding dong inside. That's very rude to my country.
1:32:29 Speaker 02 Like Nick needs his skulls.
1:32:33 The Fat Electrician? I couldn't even imagine because there's no rules of war at that point. If you would get everyone's trust, trust me, I know how fucked.
1:32:42 Speaker 03 Don't fucking come here.
1:32:43 Speaker 06 Hey, everybody explain to Eli what war is like.
1:32:47 The Fat Electrician? Yes, please. Tell me what is war like?
1:32:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, you got the metal on your tongue.
1:32:52 The Fat Electrician? I've always said if anybody ever invaded America, the biggest issue would be the our government trying to convince rednecks to not taxidermy the invaders.
1:33:02 Speaker 03 Do you know how great?
1:33:03 Speaker 02 It's it's funny. They sent rednecks to war in the Pacific and they did things like this.
1:33:09 Speaker 06 Y'all ever seen a Chinese jackalope?
1:33:13 The Fat Electrician? The parachutes start falling.
1:33:17 The Fat Electrician? The parachutes start falling and the town just gets over like the tornado siren loudspeakers telling everybody the bag limit not to take cover. You're only allowed four. We need enough to go around.
1:33:29 Speaker 03 If if we're gonna sigh up a group of people and like play music to freak them out before we hit them. What song are you guys gonna pick? All right, you first. What song would you play over a loudspeaker to like psych out an enemy?
1:33:42 The Fat Electrician? It's raining men.
1:33:43 Speaker 03 It's raining. Oh, that's fucking dangerous. That's scary.
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1:34:17 The Fat Electrician? I'm a Barbie.
1:34:18 Speaker 05 Girl.
1:34:18 Speaker 03 Ew gross.
1:34:20 Speaker 05 Uh, you know that song by, what was her name? Carly Rae Jefferson, that Friday, Friday.
1:34:24 Speaker 03 Oh no, that's Rebecca Black.
1:34:26 Speaker 05 Yes, Rebecca Black. Thank you. You know all the things.
1:34:29 Speaker 03 Mine is tiptoe through the tulips by Tiny Tim, cause it's eerie.
1:34:33 Speaker 05 Oh.
1:34:33 Speaker 03 It's eerie.
1:34:35 Speaker 06 Party in the USA.
1:34:36 Speaker 03 Good one.
1:34:39 Speaker 02 I would, I would go hard.
1:34:41 Speaker 03 Yeah, I'm waiting for somebody to do something heavy metal.
1:34:43 Speaker 02 They don't, I would go metal like.
1:34:44 Speaker 03 I was thinking Welcome to the Jungle maybe.
1:34:46 Speaker 05 Yeah, Slaughter to Prevail was gonna be my other.
1:34:48 Speaker 02 Slaughter, so you know what's about to happen.
1:34:53 The Fat Electrician? I take it back. I want Phil Collins.
1:34:56 Speaker 05 In the air.
1:34:57 Speaker 03 No, no, no, no, no.
1:34:58 Speaker 05 Boom, and the ambush starts right at the boom.
1:35:00 Speaker 03 Oh my god.
1:35:02 Speaker 05 Do cover fire and Tracer says, I can feel it.
1:35:07 Speaker 05 And tonight, boom, boom.
1:35:10 The Fat Electrician? The P. The PTSD.
1:35:17 The Fat Electrician? They're retreating. They're telling their new soldiers coming in, what you have to look out for.
1:35:23 Speaker 05 You invade us, there's not gonna be PTSD. You're not going home.
1:35:27 The Fat Electrician? If you hear these songs, fucking run, just run.
1:35:30 Speaker 06 The enemy is fucked up for life because we gave Rich the aux.
1:35:36 The Fat Electrician? They're like, all the white women had aggressive pit bulls coming after us. They said they were friendly, but it was not the owner.
1:35:45 Speaker 05 I'm not into fucking dudes, but invade America, I might make an exception.
1:35:49 Speaker 03 Dude, just, I mean, I'm not gonna lie, the content, great content.
1:35:53 Speaker 02 Well, you got a, you got a generation of men who were raised on the global war on terrorism. Like, like, that's, that's all that America has known, at least when we were younger. Like, you're, you're still in it. You're still doing the army thing.
1:36:07 Speaker 03 I'm just waiting for the next generation war, so then I can be like.
1:36:11 Speaker 02 I think. You just got like a couple million angry dudes, like.
1:36:16 Speaker 03 At home.
1:36:18 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:36:18 Speaker 03 Alcohol. Yeah. And our wives. And our wives.
1:36:22 The Fat Electrician? The other thing that I think about is like, obviously not me, but like you and Eli and all the dudes that were actually over there, like, I'm sure at some point in your deployment, somebody tried to kill you, or you saw something where you're like, shit, that's a really good idea. That was clever. And then you just have that bag of tricks in your bag of tricks now.
1:36:41 Speaker 03 I hate.
1:36:42 The Fat Electrician? IEDs.
1:36:43 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah.
1:36:44 The Fat Electrician? Types of ambushes, setups.
1:36:46 Speaker 03 IEDs.
1:36:47 The Fat Electrician? I still hate a majority of the things that almost got me killed was dumb military decisions.
1:36:53 Speaker 03 Mm hmm. Those are some of the things that got me saved was I was just like, this doesn't make sense. Can we change this? They're like, yeah. And we, we literally did a 180 in the middle of a street, quarter of a mile down that street that we were gonna go hit the next convoy, like, the guys lost their legs. And I was like, oh, that would have been me. But instead of going across the, the city in a star, I was like, why don't we just go in a circle? They're like, oh, that's a good idea, Rich, or Hi.
1:37:17 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, crazy concept.
1:37:19 Speaker 03 Probably hot. That's a good idea. But IEDs, we could have some fun with those. Oh, my God, all the drones. Oh, yeah. Like, I'm gonna say, do you know how many, like, everybody has a rifle that can poke somebody at 300 meters? Like, everybody. Yes. Like, you're not safe anywhere. You get 300 meters within a building, any building, and that American's like, easy pickings.
1:37:43 The Fat Electrician? And we got big ass guns, like a 762 AK that shittily made was the worst thing we were coming up against. If you're looking at like.
1:37:51 Speaker 03 You think Chinese Timu armor is gonna stop a nine mil?
1:37:55 The Fat Electrician? No. I mean, like, the 338 Lapoas.
1:37:59 Speaker 06 That is, that is a very funny thought that, like, the PLA is going to fucking war with contracted body armor that doesn't even meet their own specs, because it was literally from the wish.com factory.
1:38:09 The Fat Electrician? Yes, you could see that head.
1:38:11 Speaker 03 We need to throw bodies at them. We have one billion people. America's like, we've got 37 trillion rounds. I think we're okay. Are you guys gonna bring aircraft into this? Because you, you can only get so far at the Rockies, you know?
1:38:24 Speaker 06 Eli.
1:38:25 Speaker 03 Eventually, we're gonna be level with planes just shooting them.
1:38:28 Speaker 06 Eli, you like Metal Gear. Have the M82A2.
1:38:32 The Fat Electrician? Wee. Oh, see, oh, and then you're just going down the list to check off those on your, your firearms.
1:38:39 Speaker 06 We're, we're unlocking kill streaks.
1:38:41 The Fat Electrician? Yes.
1:38:41 Speaker 02 It's like, they, they don't think I'm not gonna have a side bunker beside my house where I poison all the food.
1:38:48 Speaker 03 That's what I'm talking about.
1:38:53 Speaker 03 Do you know how many of them are gonna be like, oh Pepsi, this is great. They're Russian now. This is great. Pepsi is so delicious. How come it is fizz is gone? Oh, whatever. Arsenic injected into every can. What are you doing?
1:39:07 The Fat Electrician? Poisoning the meat.
1:39:08 Speaker 03 What?
1:39:09 Speaker 02 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
1:39:12 Speaker 06 No, don't use the, don't use freezer B.
1:39:16 Speaker 03 You know all that fentanyl you sent over here fuckers? Yeah. Come get this food. Do you know how many like sock puppet episodes I would have with like dead heads? Just like with their jaws. So we're like, well, what'd you do wrong there Ling Wong? Well, I invaded America from the south. I thought it would be a good idea.
1:39:37 The Fat Electrician? Some of the content from YouTube would be out of control. On today's episode of Brandon Herrera, we're loading Benadryl into a shotgun. PLA versus a hat man, round one.
1:39:48 Speaker 03 Just film his trip.
1:39:52 Speaker 02 You get hat man.
1:39:53 Speaker 06 I just have three PLA soldiers just in a fucking pen.
1:39:56 Speaker 03 Do you know how much fun it would be? You're still shot.
1:40:02 Speaker 06 He's able to speak again.
1:40:06 Speaker 03 I would just have a soundproof basement with like two dudes in there. And just constantly playing the same Miley Cyrus song of, of Party in the USA.
1:40:16 Speaker 06 That's just like the experience of a normal dad in 2017.
1:40:20 Speaker 03 Yeah, but normal to them is not normal to us. Normal to us is not normal to them.
1:40:24 Speaker 02 Rich, I'm super glad we're actually good people.
1:40:27 Speaker 03 This is no.
1:40:33 The Fat Electrician? That invasion comes, Rich is, oh, it's raining minorities.
1:40:37 Speaker 03 I had to watch. It's not racist to say, go back to where you came from if you're shooting invaders.
1:40:43 The Fat Electrician? I had to watch US soldiers dying before I deploy. It was just part of like Yeah. Decent satizing training.
1:40:50 Speaker 03 Oh, they made you kill your buddy? That's weird.
1:40:52 The Fat Electrician? This is what they would play to soldiers of why not to get captured.
1:40:57 Speaker 03 Who?
1:40:58 The Fat Electrician? This exact statement. They'd be like, and that's why. Run. Shoot yourself. Do not get captured by any American.
1:41:05 Speaker 03 Who did that to you?
1:41:09 The Fat Electrician? You didn't have to do that?
1:41:10 Speaker 03 No, that's fucking retarded. That's the worst thing you can do.
1:41:14 The Fat Electrician? Oh yeah, we had to watch a lot of that.
1:41:16 Speaker 03 What? Who? Oh, hold up. What? What element of you made you do? Your division did it? Your battalion did it?
1:41:21 The Fat Electrician? That was Brigade.
1:41:22 Speaker 03 Brigade?
1:41:23 The Fat Electrician? Yeah.
1:41:23 Speaker 03 Your brigade commander is a fucking retard.
1:41:26 The Fat Electrician? You never had to be.
1:41:27 Speaker 03 No, that's the dumbest shit ever. Are you kidding me? That is the, you're so proud. You're like, yeah, we de-s exercise. No, no. Oh my God. That's such a horrible decision before you put young men in battle.
1:41:38 The Fat Electrician? No, so, so Rich, guess what I never did when I was doing patrols?
1:41:44 Speaker 03 Got captured.
1:41:45 The Fat Electrician? I stayed still.
1:41:48 Speaker 03 See, it works.
1:41:49 The Fat Electrician? I would never stay still because that was the one thing they're like, watch what happens when you stay still. Like anyone that paused, they'd hold position and not move. And then it'd train, boom, shoot them. And they're like, this is why you continue. If you're pulling security, if you're pulling guard, if you're moving, bob weave, move, continue to change positions. Like do not stand still, even when you're in vertical superiority. If you're behind a 50 cal, move your fucking head.
1:42:16 Speaker 03 So what they're doing is they're showing you like videos from the enemy of like soldiers dying, unfortunately. But it's because, okay, okay.
1:42:23 The Fat Electrician? And what do you think was?
1:42:25 Speaker 03 I'm like, straight up torture scenes of them like torturing Americans?
1:42:28 The Fat Electrician? Oh, no, no, none of that.
1:42:29 Speaker 03 Oh, holy shit. I'm like, I'm the Taliban. This is an American soldier and I'm pulling out his eye mouth. You see what happens if you don't wash your feet in the field? And I'm like, what? No, no. From a tactical aspect of, you see how he stayed still? That's how they were trained on him. Unfortunately, that American died. Don't do that. This is, okay, that's different. It's very different than.
1:42:51 The Fat Electrician? That's what I was like, wait, hold on. I think we're.
1:42:53 Speaker 03 What fucking psycho is just showing Americans getting gutted on the plains of Iraq and being like, you see what'll happen if you don't check in with your battle buddy every five minutes? Drink water, hula.
1:43:03 Speaker 05 I feel like that's a proven method though, like in school when you're going through sex ed and they want you to like wrap it up. They show you pictures of like Lindsay Lohan's infected with all that shit on it. You know what I'm saying? And if you get a DUI to correct that, you go to a class and they make you look at all these pictures of like decapitated kids and weird shit that happened from.
1:43:25 Speaker 02 That's what they would show me as a young sailor, like don't buy a motorcycle. Cause we would have young sailors, like take a jixer or something and just slam it into a fucking building. They showed that. Parts would be everywhere.
1:43:37 Speaker 06 They showed that in my motorcycle safety course.
1:43:39 Speaker 05 Like the guitarist from Asta Don last night died on his motorcycle.
1:43:43 Speaker 06 Really?
1:43:43 Speaker 05 Yeah, last night.
1:43:44 Speaker 06 Oh, fuck.
1:43:45 Speaker 05 Fifty one years old.
1:43:47 The Fat Electrician? That I same, I didn't realize they did that with the Navy. The motorcycle thing like just don't get a fucking motorcycle. That's what they would tell us. And they'd show this.
1:43:54 Speaker 02 Yeah, they would, they would show us just like the pig, like the gnarliest wrecks ever.
1:43:58 Speaker 05 We have made you too reckless and fearless to be on one of these things with two wheels.
1:44:02 Speaker 02 Cause you're, you're giving young men like money they've never had in their life, you know, e- even though it wasn't a lot of money. But it's like, you have enough to buy like a jixer, like some shit like that.
1:44:14 Speaker 06 We all watched Tron Legacy growing up.
1:44:17 Speaker 02 I thought, yeah, it's like, don't do that.
1:44:19 The Fat Electrician? And you're the most testosterone you're ever going to be in at that point of your life.
1:44:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, you're, you're, you're a 21 year old jacked kid who has a couple, couple hundred dollars a month. You're like, you might want to buy a motorcycle. So I agree with you with that, but, but also like, I think they were good on your point. Because like, if someone slid into my house in a foreign country, I would take you down to the basement and no one would ever see you again.
1:44:46 Speaker 06 See, I'm, I'm excited for the pepper box movie that we eventually make on the hypothetical scenario of Yellow Dawn.
1:44:53 The Fat Electrician? Is that what it's going to be called? Because I love that name.
1:44:55 Speaker 06 It's a working title.
1:44:57 The Fat Electrician? It's more like Yarrow Dawn.
1:45:05 The Fat Electrician? And by the way, speaking of what you said, I'm pretty sure that you can't buy any jixers after the civil war. So.
1:45:13 Speaker 02 Damn.
1:45:17 Speaker 06 Are you still trying to keep your career as a police officer?
1:45:20 The Fat Electrician? I'm homeless.
1:45:24 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:45:28 Speaker 06 Fucking heard that.
1:45:31 Speaker 03 I'm having a lot of fun talking about uh U- US invasion with you all. Um, question.
1:45:38 Speaker 05 Yes.
1:45:39 Speaker 03 Uh, I did like some of the things like the tactics that like Russia used and it was like taking prisoners out and like putting them in Wagner Group. How effective, like legitimately, because can they be trusted or will they be able to get the job done or will they just do their own thing? If, hold on, if we gave like a bunch of meth, like people are arrested for like meth and violent felonies, more meth. And we're like, here's like a pistol with like five rounds in it. You gotta go behind enemy lines and get your own guns and stuff, but you can do whatever you want.
1:46:09 Speaker 05 I, I'm gonna tell you right now, uh, at any point while I was incarcerated. If they would have been like, yo, we want to send you to war. I would have been like, fucking sign me, are you kidding me? There are a lot of patriotic dudes that are locked up.
1:46:23 Speaker 03 So.
1:46:24 Speaker 05 It would seem like people would be mad at the government about that shit or some not, all those dudes in there are super patriotic. They would love the chance to go and kill any stuff, bro. You just point and they'll shoot, bro. So get them in there. And if you give them meth, they're, I mean, there's probably gonna be some butt. But they're definitely gonna kill shit too.
1:46:41 Speaker 06 I was gonna say, what a retarded thing to do. Like, oh yeah, and if they gave you meth, like, yeah, of course they're gonna do that. Oh yeah, we did that quite a lot.
1:46:47 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:46:48 Speaker 06 Not only the United States, but you know, Nazi Germany and everyone like.
1:46:51 Speaker 05 Make super soldiers.
1:46:53 Speaker 06 That was just like a thing you got issued out like with your green beans and toothpaste.
1:46:57 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:46:58 Speaker 03 Here's your panza chocolata. Enjoy the next three days of not sleep.
1:47:02 The Fat Electrician? Best, best videos is watching those soldiers tweak out.
1:47:05 Speaker 06 Yeah, they're like pupils are like that big, climbing a tree.
1:47:09 Speaker 03 Oh my fuck, we're in Paris.
1:47:15 Speaker 05 And it doesn't even just have to be the violent criminals. You can also just strap the pedophiles to like the outsides of tanks and use them as human shields.
1:47:23 The Fat Electrician? I like this.
1:47:23 Speaker 05 Maybe catapult.
1:47:26 Speaker 02 Well, the drop them out of drones and just drop them on top of people from such a high distance that they splat.
1:47:31 The Fat Electrician? No, we have to use them. The be used as like anti mine detection.
1:47:35 Speaker 02 Hmm, perfect.
1:47:36 The Fat Electrician? Yeah.
1:47:36 Speaker 02 Yes.
1:47:36 The Fat Electrician? We're just like, hey, guys.
1:47:38 Speaker 02 Walk through this fucking god forsaken desert.
1:47:41 The Fat Electrician? French for a legion, so they take a lot of criminals and it's how you can just have a new start. One of my buddies, he was part of that before nine 11 kicked off. He was in the French for a legion. Now he was a good, like perfect, really smart, intelligent. He just wanted to learn French and joined the French for a legion to do that.
1:48:02 Speaker 02 Hmm, cuz the, the big thing about the French foreign legion is you can just go in and have a new identity.
1:48:08 The Fat Electrician? Yes.
1:48:09 Speaker 02 So I, I knew a Navy diver buddy that did that. Like he, he was just.
1:48:14 The Fat Electrician? Prior, prior or after Navy?
1:48:16 Speaker 02 No, no, like he, he was prior Navy. He was bored. And so he joined the French foreign legion, but he was telling me that like you get a new social security number, you get a new name, you can start over cuz they'll take anyone and make them cannon fodder, basically.
1:48:31 The Fat Electrician? And Enoch, they were like, hey, okay, what's your name? He gave his actual name and like, what's your name though? It's like this, like, oh shit, you, okay.
1:48:41 Speaker 02 That's retarded. I know a dude in Miami who'll do that for 600 bucks.
1:48:45 The Fat Electrician? Well, they were like.
1:48:46 Speaker 02 I used to be that guy.
1:48:47 The Fat Electrician? He's like, here you go. Here's your stuff. Uh, he was a comms guy, but when they deployed to, uh, this is Africa and, uh, Mogadishu. And they had one attack and IED exploded on one of their vehicles and then immediately because the majority are fucking criminals. They're like, oh, okay. And, uh, the, the local populace just blew us up and didn't tell us, okay. They rounded up the kids, fucking strapped them on the side of the vehicles. And then they strapped all the kids around their vehicles, drove around, did a patrol and then drove back, dropped the kids off. And then that never got attacked a single time after that. They were like, and that's when you have the issue of criminals doing it cuz they're like, ah, they blew us up this one time.
1:49:32 The Fat Electrician? So we took care of it and then no one attacked us after that. They learned the lesson. Yeah, dude, French for Legion.
1:49:38 Speaker 06 There's what, there's what's right and there's what's effective.
1:49:42 The Fat Electrician? Yeah, that's, yeah, Enoch was like, it is a fucking wild story because you are five years. You have to sign up minimum. You are there six days a week and.
1:49:51 Speaker 02 You have to learn how to speak French, dude. That was a big one.
1:49:54 The Fat Electrician? Yep.
1:49:55 Speaker 02 There you have to learn how to speak French.
1:49:56 Speaker 05 You mean in, in other countries to participate in certain things, you actually have to adapt to their culture and learn their language.
1:50:02 Speaker 06 We are JD.
1:50:02 Speaker 05 Part of it. That's crazy as fuck.
1:50:04 Speaker 02 That's the oddest thing I've ever heard.
1:50:06 The Fat Electrician? Racist. I want my battle buddies to click their tongues and speak in Gaelic.
1:50:19 Speaker 06 Speak in gay.
1:50:21 Speaker 02 What was that? What were you doing?
1:50:23 Speaker 06 Like click tongue, speak in Gaelic.
1:50:27 The Fat Electrician? Same thing.
1:50:28 Speaker 02 Yeah. Why do you have to attack show like that, dude?
1:50:32 The Fat Electrician? Wait, I think Dave's the only one that knows Gaelic. Dave, you know Gaelic, right? How do you say, hey, how you doing?
1:50:39 Speaker 03 Uh, David, King, Queen, and Will to.
1:50:41 Speaker 06 Oh, King, Queen. That's very nice.
1:50:43 Speaker 02 Dave, I didn't know you knew Gaelic. Yeah, yeah, so used to be anyway. Not as much anymore.
1:50:53 Speaker 02 That means, I'm you. I love my bed.
1:50:57 The Fat Electrician? All of those things are true.
1:51:01 The Fat Electrician? I'm glad we got that. And District 23 will allow you to love your bed.
1:51:12 Speaker 06 Just, you know, requiring people to pass a basic citizenship test where, you know, you learn how to actually use our roads and understand the road signs and not, you know, take a 180 degree turn in the middle of the street and kill a family of three.
1:51:26 The Fat Electrician? The crazy part about that video was his lack of a reaction to that.
1:51:30 Speaker 06 He's completely desensitized.
1:51:31 The Fat Electrician? Huh? I didn't like, didn't give a shit.
1:51:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, that guy's seen like 80 people fall off trains and get like de-limbed.
1:51:39 The Fat Electrician? He did not. There was that sign, that one picture of, there was a sign that says, do not turn around, like right there too.
1:51:45 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:51:45 The Fat Electrician? He's like, man, just cut it, cut a bitch real quick on a freeway.
1:51:50 Speaker 02 What, what, what is it, Rich? Torso decapitation? That's what happened to that entire family of three.
1:51:56 The Fat Electrician? Oh, we just call it dead.
1:52:00 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:52:02 Speaker 05 I like that.
1:52:03 Speaker 03 That's a very.
1:52:04 Speaker 05 I hear cotton like, nah, that's true.
1:52:07 Speaker 03 It's a very good name for it, but um, I didn't know. I don't know. I never heard that term before.
1:52:12 Speaker 02 Slid under the truck and so like.
1:52:15 Speaker 03 Their torsos were like.
1:52:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:52:16 Speaker 03 Cut in twain.
1:52:17 Speaker 02 From here up. Yeah, it was done.
1:52:19 Speaker 03 I heard like degloving and like de-masking.
1:52:23 Speaker 06 I'm not sure de-masking. What's that?
1:52:25 Speaker 03 Your face gets ripped off.
1:52:26 Speaker 06 Ah.
1:52:26 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:52:28 Speaker 03 Just like what happened.
1:52:29 The Fat Electrician? You ever watched Scooby Doo?
1:52:30 Speaker 03 Horrible.
1:52:30 The Fat Electrician? Pay attention.
1:52:31 Speaker 03 Yeah. In that horrible incident uh, with those two actors um. John Travolta and uh.
1:52:38 The Fat Electrician? Face off.
1:52:40 Speaker 03 They both were de-masked.
1:52:42 Speaker 02 God, that is such a good movie too.
1:52:44 Speaker 05 It really is.
1:52:45 Speaker 06 I've never seen it.
1:52:46 Speaker 03 You've never seen Face Off?
1:52:47 Speaker 06 No.
1:52:48 Speaker 03 Scientology makes really good actors.
1:52:50 Speaker 05 Faces.
1:52:50 Speaker 06 I under- I understand the premise like that one I get, but.
1:52:53 Speaker 03 Do you think we could do that with Eli and like one of the Asian captures that we get when they invade? America?
1:53:00 Speaker 02 We and then we send Eli back to the airlines?
1:53:02 Speaker 03 Yes, with like a. Vest.
1:53:06 Speaker 02 No, no, no, no. That's what.
1:53:09 Speaker 05 Nothing I want to do.
1:53:13 Speaker 05 No, no, you love it. Stop it. Stop it. Just ripping my.
1:53:17 Speaker 06 We rip your face off like, I hate this part. Like, you're not gonna love the next part either.
1:53:22 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:53:22 Speaker 02 That's what we use the. For.
1:53:25 Speaker 03 Oh, but we could just tell him he's gonna get like ninety-nine pristine tacos when he dies and goes to heaven.
1:53:30 The Fat Electrician? We need more tape. His eyes aren't squinty enough.
1:53:35 Speaker 05 Speaking of John Travolta, did you hear John Travolta's trying to leave Scientology?
1:53:39 Speaker 03 I didn't know he was leaving.
1:53:40 Speaker 02 I didn't know he started.
1:53:41 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:53:42 The Fat Electrician? You can't.
1:53:42 Speaker 03 How do you try to?
1:53:43 Speaker 05 I know you. I I don't know. I think he tried. He said something about leaving. I think they released a sex tape of him and a bunch of minors or something. I don't know.
1:53:51 Speaker 03 Oh, what the fuck?
1:53:52 Speaker 05 But he said something about leaving Scientology. I thought maybe you guys would have.
1:53:55 Speaker 06 I'm just thinking of a guy going into Tom Cruise's office like Travolta's gone. I'll be outside.
1:54:00 Speaker 05 So with how much money they've both donated and the way Scientology works, they're supposed to have superpowers. I think one of them's invisibility and one of them's shooting fireballs.
1:54:10 Speaker 06 Well, Tom Cruise hasn't aged, so he's definitely got one of something.
1:54:13 Speaker 05 Have you guys looked into Scientology at all?
1:54:14 Speaker 03 Are you fucking with us right now?
1:54:16 Speaker 05 No Scientology's weird as and I'm not like, I didn't want to talk about it while I was on probation out of Florida because they literally own Clearwater.
1:54:24 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:54:24 Speaker 05 And they have so much pull and sway that like anytime anything with Scientology would come up, I'd be like, really want to talk some shit, but it's my freedom. Uh, but like
1:54:33 Speaker 06 Are you being legitimate with the superpower?
1:54:35 Speaker 05 Yeah, no, like legitimately, once you reach a certain level and the way to ascend to these levels is by giving them fucking money.
1:54:44 The Fat Electrician? The South Park episode does a fantastic job.
1:54:48 Speaker 03 Yeah, with the chef.
1:54:49 Speaker 05 Yep. And Lord Zenu, the alien that lives in a mountain.
1:54:53 The Fat Electrician? And they're just flashing on the screen. This is actually what they believe. This is actually is.
1:55:00 Speaker 06 So look, just because you've never seen Tom Cruise shoot fireballs out of his hands doesn't mean what evidence doesn't mean evidence of absence.
1:55:10 Speaker 05 I don't know that he can't.
1:55:12 Speaker 06 I've never seen Epstein touch a child.
1:55:14 Speaker 05 Oh, Jesus.
1:55:16 Speaker 03 Boom, roasted.
1:55:18 Speaker 05 So are we gonna get that list?
1:55:21 Speaker 06 I fucking hope so. That was the one thing I've always been transparent on from day one. They're like, oh, well, just because there's certain Republicans that I'm like, no, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a right, left, whatever.
1:55:32 Speaker 03 Brandon, I think you both need to come clear and just let everybody know that we only took one ride on the jet and it was just because we were with our family.
1:55:40 Speaker 06 You can speak for yourself.
1:55:41 Speaker 03 And wanted to go to Miami.
1:55:43 Speaker 06 And always sunny.
1:55:44 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:55:45 Speaker 06 I was there for the jet skis.
1:55:46 Speaker 05 We need to make a song. Don't hit kids. Diddling kids isn't good.
1:55:52 Speaker 06 No, I just, I don't give a fuck who's on the list. Like I, I, I understand that there's not like some Excel spreadsheet that he kept that just like, oh, here's everybody who's ever child.
1:56:00 Speaker 03 I don't know. I think there absolutely is a log of people that like showed up and he was just like, there's like a little stamp of like an anime character that says like they did something to somebody.
1:56:11 Speaker 05 Well, maybe we don't have it. Maybe Mossad has it.
1:56:14 Speaker 06 I guarantee you fucking somebody has it.
1:56:16 Speaker 05 Yeah. And I guarantee you. CIA and Mossad probably have that.
1:56:20 Speaker 06 Part of the reason why it's probably not getting released is because the people who did have it and the people who knew about it.
1:56:25 Speaker 05 Hmm. Yeah. Dude, did you guys see that they actually released the paperwork, the FBI uh, cooperation and uh, confidential informant paperwork for Epstein when he got that case in Florida? Like that.
1:56:38 Speaker 06 Like basically dropped.
1:56:39 Speaker 05 Yeah, like, but like it just recently came out or maybe it was out before and I'm just finding out about it. But like I had the paperwork in my phone. I'm like, holy shit. He was absolutely cooperating with the FBI. And he got like this sweet deal that gave immunity to people that are unnamed. Uh, that's crazy. I've never seen anything like that before.
1:57:00 Speaker 06 Alexa, who was Ghislaine Maxwell's father?
1:57:03 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:57:08 Speaker 02 What did he do for a living?
1:57:12 Speaker 02 Alexa, what did J- Ghislaine Maxwell's father do for a living?
1:57:17 Speaker 00 Ghislaine Maxwell's father is Roboto Matisse Wery.
1:57:21 The Fat Electrician? What did he do for a living, Alexa?
1:57:27 Speaker 06 All right then, keep your secrets.
1:57:44 Speaker 02 In District 23, we will make Alexa tell us what Ghislaine Maxwell's father did as a living.
1:57:51 Speaker 05 So confirmed Mossad agent and he made textbooks for school kids.
1:57:57 Speaker 02 In the United States.
1:57:59 Speaker 05 Yeah. Yeah. Our curriculums that our kids learn from came from him.
1:58:03 The Fat Electrician? I think on that fucking joke, you can end the podcast.
1:58:08 Speaker 02 Bye everyone. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, JD Delay, Dark Brandon, Angry Cops, Brandon Herrera, myself, Don and Operator. Thank you so much for being here.
1:58:21 The Fat Electrician? We love you. Have a great day.
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