209 - Habitually Fat & Angry - The Kinda Consensual Crossover | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 209

The crossover episode everyone wanted. The Kinda Unsub mashup! BID FOR NIC'S 1 OF 1 COMMUNISM SHOES: https://www.ebay.com/itm/286460366702 LIMITED EDITION AUTISM CHARITY SHIRTS: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/collections/unsubscribe-podcast-shirts LIMITED EDITION TISM SHOES: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/collections/unsub-shoes Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! THE PERFECT JEAN F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean Get 15% off with the code UNSUB15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/UNSUB15 #theperfectjeanpod GHOSTBED Got to https://GhostBed.com/unsubscribe to receive 50% off sitewide! SHOPIFY Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/unsubpod ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Eli_Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Podcast Intro ️ 00:07:06 - Podcast Welcome 00:15:13 - Autism Awareness ️ 00:22:46 - Twitter Bullying 00:29:34 - SLAM Missile Design 00:36:55 - F-35: Smart Computer 00:50:36 - Interviewing Time 01:05:16 - Homicide Notified 01:12:00 - Reasonable Suspicion 01:19:16 - Brandon's Award 01:26:29 - Berlin Airlift ️ 01:33:43 - Influencer Trip 01:40:34 - Meeting Cody 01:47:40 - Come Here Fat Boy 01:54:43 - Eli Joins Group 02:01:37 - Angry Meme Review 02:08:37 - Getting Married? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  It's us versus them today.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:32Speaker 01

  Don't embarrass me in front of my friends.

• 0:34Speaker 03

  Oh, I love it. You know it's good when the brand name is, "Ah, Trunion, Brandon, ah!"

• 0:40Speaker 02

  Trunion? I'm sorry, that's [__] up. I shouldn't like make fun of that.

• 0:43Speaker 01

  Yes, that's the worst thing that's been said on this podcast.

• 0:46Speaker 04

  I don't know how much of that you can say, but that's up to you.

• 0:49Speaker 01

  Well, the investigation's over.

• 0:50Speaker 03

  Oh, so we're good?

• 0:51Speaker 02

  Buckle up, buttercup.

• 0:54Speaker 03

  Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and random. His hair is fucking fabulous and donut. A dark oak disposition. There's a fat electrician. Welcome to unsubscribe.

• 1:14Speaker 01

  Ready for this? Okay, you gotta say, "Hey."

• 1:20Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  Do you know what month it is?

• 1:23Speaker 05

  It is April 17th.

• 1:26Speaker 01

  We're doing Autism Awareness Month?

• 1:28Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 1:29Speaker 01

  Because we're helping people with...

• 1:31Speaker 05

  Autism.

• 1:32Speaker 01

  Yeah? Autism. You gonna put a big smile on your face?

• 1:36Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 1:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. I, I...

• 1:39Speaker 03

  Bruh.

• 1:39Speaker 01

  That's not a smile. That's... There's a real smile, you little goober.

• 1:46Speaker 01

  Hey, first off, thank you so much for the freaking insane response already. We just broke $50,000 in money made so far. You all always show up and step up to the plate and really make a difference. Ah, we, we could not ask for a better community. The best community ever. Is it?

• 2:06Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 2:06Speaker 01

  Yeah? Do you love them? How much?

• 2:10Speaker 05

  That much.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  How much? You love them that much?

• 2:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:14Speaker 01

  It's crazy. I love you, big boy.

• 2:17Speaker 05

  Love you.

• 2:18Speaker 01

  Give me a kiss.

• 2:21Speaker 01

  Thank you. Now, I know what you're thinking. Well, Eli, what the, that shirt, though? What is that shirt?

• 2:29Speaker 01

  Weaponize autism. Caution autism. Intention special interests. ASD. No eye contact. This is my favorite freaking shirt we have ever done. And part of it is because of all of you. We read the comments. We read the responses and you guys asked for even better design for this month. And you know what? Y'all deserve that. Easy. And you deserve this next thing. All the old autism shirts are going to be up for sale for the remaining of the month. And a hundred percent of all these profits are going towards those amazing causes. So, thank you. Thank you. Now, how do we make this even better? And how do we raise even more money?

• 3:15Speaker 01

  I had an idea.

• 3:18Speaker 01

  Sorry, bud.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  Introducing the tisms. That's right. They are called the tisms. We wanted to launch a pair of shoes that represent being different, but also being awesome at the same time. And I think these.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  I'm so proud of these. And on top of that, any money spent will enter you to win some amazing stuff. These shoes? Yup. That safe over there worth a couple thousand dollars? Yup. Eli, what about the full metal spectrum shirt? Even better, we have a one of one helmet that we'll be giving away too. Look at this. Bored. Dude, thank you so much, Tommy and hard headed veterans for making this. Also Maximus knives, creating a one of one blade. It looks amazing and it is hand forged. And down in the link below, you'll be able to bid on these bad boys.

• 4:20Speaker 01

  Fat electricians, one of one. I love communism shoes. Shame he never wore them. But we know we could probably raise a good chunk of change for these. And then a hundred percent of whatever we raise will be going towards that final number at the end of the month. There's a whole bunch of stuff to buy and a whole lot of chances to win. You looking at signs? Show the camera.

• 4:45Speaker 01

  Guys, gals, I hope you enjoy this episode and more importantly, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for making stuff like this possible for me, for the guys, for Ryden, and for all the individuals out there that will truly benefit from something like this. Keep doing amazing things. We are so thankful on this side. Each and every day. You changed this little man's life. Y'all did that and you changed my life. So thank you always. And this is how I pay it forward and I'm gonna continue to pay it forward until I take my last breath. I'm blessed. We're blessed. And now because of you, we can bless others. I

• 5:30Speaker 01

  hope you all know how much you mean to us. Thank you from the bottom of all our hearts. Love y'all. Community.

• 5:39Speaker 01

  Ryden, you want to say something to the camera?

• 5:41Speaker 05

  I like making signs.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  What kind of signs?

• 5:45Speaker 05

  Prohibited signs. Take it for the happy birthday.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  And to the parents out there, this might be something you can do. I, Ryden and me, still do it to this day. Ready, Ryden? Let's do the ten. Talk in here.

• 5:58Speaker 05

  I'm smart. I'm handsome. I'm funny. I make people laugh. I make people smile. Always help others. I'll never give up. Always wanna smile. More enjoy than me. And my enjoy so, so proud of me.

• 6:13Speaker 01

  Hey, smile butt. Hey, big smile butt.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  Love you guys.

• 6:31Speaker 04

  Alright, well, I mean shit, let's light this candle.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  Well, we're waiting, we're waiting on that guy with the face over there and the beard, not the brown one, the slightly whiter one.

• 6:40Speaker 04

  Which, which guy?

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Green eyes beard.

• 6:41Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 6:43Speaker 03

  Green eyes bearded dragon. Of the KKK.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  We're like thirty seconds in.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  It's the grand beard eye, green eyes bearded dragon. Green eyes, grand.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 7:03Speaker 04

  Bearded dragon has told up all the dark.

• 7:06Speaker 02

  Why am I on all the racist episodes?

• 7:08Speaker 04

  It's time to do, do, do, do, do, duel.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  You're not a host.

• 7:13Speaker 02

  I know, but I'm on all the racist episodes.

• 7:15Speaker 03

  You're not a host.

• 7:15Speaker 02

  Oh, that's fair.

• 7:16Speaker 04

  Cause I'm fucking here, dude.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  That's how we're gonna start it. And now we just go three.

• 7:24Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 7:28Speaker 04

  I don't know why I just kept looking around the table like it was gonna materialize.

• 7:32Speaker 03

  Three, two, one.

• 7:36Speaker 04

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, Angry Cops, Habitual Line Crossover, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. You are getting into a star-studded podcast today. What's gonna happen? We don't know.

• 7:52Speaker 03

  It's unsubverses kinda consensual, literally.

• 7:55Speaker 04

  We are, yeah.

• 7:56Speaker 03

  The battle.

• 7:57Speaker 04

  We're also here, kinda consensually.

• 8:00Speaker 03

  We forced this to happen.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  Well, I will say, we can't do all the stories that are out there, cause all Brandon's are still classified.

• 8:06Speaker 04

  Fuck off.

• 8:09Speaker 03

  Rich, are you gonna say something? Oh, yeah.

• 8:13Speaker 04

  Hey, how much have you spit onto this microphone? My god, it is visibly wet.

• 8:17Speaker 02

  No, that's from the thing, sorry.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  Can you fit your mouth around it? You just do the gluck gluck nine thousand?

• 8:24Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 8:24Speaker 04

  It's a rite of passage right here.

• 8:26Speaker 02

  Yes, I remember, I was on like right after you did it.

• 8:29Speaker 03

  Dude, I love watching.

• 8:32Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 8:32Speaker 02

  Hey, how you doing?

• 8:33Speaker 03

  Hold on to my hand, real quick. Okay, we're having a conversation.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:37Speaker 03

  It's us versus them today.

• 8:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:41Speaker 03

  Don't embarrass me in front of my friends.

• 8:45Speaker 03

  You're embarrassing me in front of the wizard.

• 8:47Speaker 02

  I guess that's it folks, I'm gonna go ahead and wrap up, I'm gonna just.

• 8:50Speaker 03

  You're starting it.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  Alright, I'm gonna shut up.

• 8:52Speaker 03

  There we go. You can tell Richard cares, he's dressing for success, he looks just like me, drinking a Bush Light and everything. I'm just saying, you can be replaced.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  So you know, just letting you know Eli, if you've ever need you know, somebody to fill in, that can be you know, as equally ignorant and hairy, then.

• 9:14Speaker 02

  I need to hear your best.

• 9:18Speaker 03

  Today we're gonna talk about a whole bunch of people doing some stuff at a time that I wasn't a part of and I'm gonna get upset about it. Delete me. This is accurate. Where's my hot wife so I can put guns in and not have to pay for them?

• 9:30Speaker 02

  At least it's entertaining.

• 9:32Speaker 03

  Check out the woman that I banged.

• 9:35Speaker 03

  Ta-da.

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Eli, what are we talking about today?

• 9:38Speaker 03

  So much, okay, well we have, uh, we'll just start this one off with the charities, we'll go into that, but before we do that, remember this fucking thing? Oh no. I opened it, dear God, that was the worst thing I've ever. What the fuck is that? We're doing? I, I, I, smelling salts, the world's strongest ones.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  Oh, the things that Connor was freebasing?

• 9:59Speaker 03

  So this sealed, sealed and sealed was like. It'll short circuit your brain for a second. So I opened it and was like, I wonder,

• 10:09Speaker 03

  I reset, I, I just started hopping around, I hit my back of my head a couple of times or ran to the bathroom like right before, yeah. I was, I was like, go. I, dude, that's. Is it just ammonia? Yeah. Like it's just ammonia, isn't it? You know it's good when the brand name is, ah!

• 10:25Speaker 02

  Oh fuck. I was like, yeah, there it is, yeah.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  I was it.

• 10:30Speaker 02

  I think I got a week as it went by.

• 10:32Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm like, my heart's going. Oh my God.

• 10:34Speaker 02

  Rich?

• 10:35Speaker 03

  Why's my heart going?

• 10:37Speaker 03

  That's, that's.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  Oh God, it's still here.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Dude, that's sealed.

• 10:40Speaker 02

  It's in my white claw.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 10:48Speaker 04

  I didn't want to.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  It does burn the nostrils.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  That smells like embalming fluid, man. Oh, my god.

• 10:52Speaker 03

  And for the camera, that is sealed sealed. That is in a sealed case. So I accidentally opened that before this. Dude, Connor, Connor loves this stuff.

• 11:03Speaker 03

  It's like this, when you.

• 11:06Speaker 04

  King Trout was freebasing that shit.

• 11:08Speaker 03

  Dude, do not like, just like.

• 11:10Speaker 04

  Just come on camera first before you do.

• 11:12Speaker 03

  But like, just don't go like just the tiniest. Oh, that's nothing. You're fucking babies.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  Bro, I called y'all babies.

• 11:37Speaker 03

  Like it is a full fucking reset.

• 11:42Speaker 06

  I'm gonna go for a walk.

• 11:46Speaker 03

  Dude, he did what I did. You don't smell. You're like, oh, that's not that.

• 11:51Speaker 06

  You can see how much my eyes are, right?

• 11:53Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oh.

• 11:54Speaker 06

  Oh, fuck. I just saw Connor get force reset.

• 11:58Speaker 03

  Dude, yeah, he held down the power button for five seconds.

• 12:03Speaker 04

  I watched him do the PlayStation two.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  Why am I still getting whiffs of it?

• 12:06Speaker 04

  With the cubes.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  Bro, that was the worst experience I've had in a long time. I was like, man, I want to nap so bad. I'll just do like a, a what is and wide awake.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  I don't want to nap anymore.

• 12:18Speaker 03

  No. All right, I want more.

• 12:21Speaker 02

  I'm still getting whiffs of it. Did it like drip somewhere or?

• 12:25Speaker 03

  No, I'm getting it too.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Okay, fuck.

• 12:28Speaker 04

  Oh, god.

• 12:29Speaker 03

  That's why. You're gonna open the thingy too? The big boys with muscles do those, right? Open it and then give it a little. There we go, guys. Welcome to unsub. Dude, that Joe Rogan talks about that, the awe. No, you have to open it, Brandon.

• 12:42Speaker 04

  No, I was just like, I'm smelling it from here. Like, it's wild. It's.

• 12:46Speaker 03

  It just smells like cat pee.

• 12:53Speaker 04

  No. Take it, take it, take it. Oh god, I'm getting your residuals. Yeah.

• 13:01Speaker 04

  That shit has some recoil. Alright, you boys wanna do a podcast now? No.

• 13:06Speaker 02

  Oh my god. Starting defense, seat at the table.

• 13:12Speaker 06

  Rich, how's the MERV doing, man? I've got three of them now. You have what? You have two. They're multiplying? I have three. Cause when we did the, we did the podcast up there in Buffalo. You still, you still doing it?

• 13:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, sorry, I'm just, I'm not alright.

• 13:29Speaker 06

  We came out there for Buffalo and you had, you brought the MERV out for us, it was fucking amazing. You have three now. I have three. So yeah, I've got the, the MERV 19, which is the one that you guys are on. What is the MERV? So the MERV is the morale response vehicle for everybody that doesn't know. It's a fire truck that I was able to take and over the course of like a couple of years during COVID, turn into like a massive tailgating mobile. And I take veterans and first responders out to Bills games and I'll go to their birthday party or stag in Western New York. And we get them hammered, all the booze, you know, I put the booze on it. And it's sponsored by you, you have the Donut Operator Gaming Station, where I have an N64 with some classic games on it. Ooh, throwback.

• 14:07Speaker 04

  Goldmine.

• 14:07Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm. So you have the MERV 19, that's the OG one. I have the MERV 13, which my buddy uses primarily for the KIA Memorial Ruck March in Western New York every August. Uh, it's a veteran non-for-profit. And then we just got the new one and it's a massive rescue. And like, it's, it's like 10 feet wide. And when you open up the storage containers or the storage doors, you can look through to the other side. Like you could just slide 30 racks of Bush Light from one side to the other. And it's got this large pull-out like metal like hook wall, you know, like you hang tools on the wall and like old workshops and stuff like that. You can pull it out and our plan is to put TVs on either side of it. So.

• 14:51Speaker 04

  Did you just get that?

• 14:52Speaker 06

  We got that last, uh, we got it like early autumn of, uh, 2024. So that's got to get a sound system put into it. It's got a, it's got an 18 foot spotlight on top of it. So you can light up the area. It's, it's got, uh, the indoor seating area has a desk and five outlets. You can, and it's got like a skylight. It's, it's a little intense.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  Basically, if you guys don't know what Rich is putting down, he takes old fire trucks and turns them into the coolest fucking bars ever.

• 15:21Speaker 06

  I'm a bad bitch.

• 15:23Speaker 03

  And then you pick us up in it.

• 15:24Speaker 02

  Oh, you did pick us up on it and play Miley Cyrus.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  I like how all the other live shows, it's like, drop us off in the back and then we go to Buffalo. It's like, pull up with the sirens on.

• 15:40Speaker 06

  That's my town. That's my people.

• 15:42Speaker 03

  Own that shit. Oh, uh, autism month. This will be what this week, next week.

• 15:47Speaker 06

  Speaking of fire trucks, autism month.

• 15:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  I mean, that's his autistic.

• 15:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, trucks and trains.

• 15:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 15:53Speaker 01

  Oh, and planes.

• 15:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 15:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, we get, uh, we got the huge month going on, so we're trying to crush 250,000, but we have a safe. We have the new autism shoes. Uh, we have the bidding for your one of one communism shoes. We have, I will say like, when like moms love this shirt. Traveling, I've never been stopped by females for shirts. Oh my God, my son's autistic. I love that shirt. I love that shirt. Oh, that's a really dope shirt. I was like, oh, that, I like this. This is universal. It's not aggressive.

• 16:25Speaker 06

  Do you like MILFs that are definitely going to be packing snacks? Wear that shirt. Don't get laid.

• 16:31Speaker 03

  So go check that shit out. We're super stoked for that. And, uh, you've all crushing it so far.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  This is my free juice box shirt.

• 16:39Speaker 04

  You know what I'm gonna have as an after sex snack? Your gushers.

• 16:45Speaker 06

  And some of that string cheese. New daddy ate my gushers. I do not like him.

• 16:53Speaker 04

  That's the real next autism shirt.

• 16:57Speaker 06

  Daddy ate my gush. It's just a kid, just like this, with like an evil face.

• 17:07Speaker 03

  That could be a Halloween shirt, too. It's the same face, but you put the Freddy Krueger fingers on it.

• 17:13Speaker 01

  Comfort, comfort.

• 17:15Speaker 04

  Hey, Eli.

• 17:16Speaker 01

  What's up, Brandon?

• 17:18Speaker 04

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• 17:36Speaker 04

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• 18:59Speaker 01

  Have we talked about how much your son loved New York? Oh, no, I don't know. Yeah, you took Ryden out and like, he loved New York, he loved seeing all the sights and stuff.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  Origami. We had one day to knock out all of New York's buildings because Ryden had a schedule to keep. And there was like seven places plus-

• 19:18Speaker 01

  He had his schedule to keep, right?

• 19:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:21Speaker 04

  How bad does he wanna go to Dubai?

• 19:24Speaker 03

  Paris is his. Really? Yeah, he wants really Paris and England because he's like, and then I can see the Louvre and this and this and this and this. I'm like, okay, cool. So New York was land go.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  Walk and walk. And I was like, he's gonna wanna go home soon. No, homeboy. Other than when we went to the Statue of Liberty, he got really good, like really fucking good photo. Happy. Also cold, so he was miserable. He came back. I was like, ready, ride the double back duck or bus back, buddy, which he usually loves. He's like, no, I want to take a taxi. I am sleepy. I was like, are you sure? And the double decker bus? You love those. No, I am good, Daddy. I was like, okay. We hopped in, got home, passed out. He had the time of his life. And yeah, now he's like, okay, that was great. Now I want to go to, uh, I think, oh, DC. Oh. Oh, yeah, gross. Yeah. And then you get to find out they charge a hundred dollars per person right at the top of like the Empire State Building or anything. Wow.

• 20:22Speaker 03

  That's a hundred dollars to go to the top of the Empire State Building? Mm hmm. Probably part of the congestion tax. Thanks, Kathy Hochul.

• 20:29Speaker 03

  This shit's expensive. Idiot. Expensive. Pay a hundred dollars to go to the top. You'd have to be retarded.

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• 21:04Speaker 03

  Thing it costs that much to go to the top of the. He's wearing a shirt.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  Golden Dome. Golden Dome. What about it? I was, I wrote a note. Not that, dude, I thought that I thought the same thing. Uh, I wrote it down because you talked about info on the Golden Dome. I was like, I don't know what the fuck that is. I thought you were talking about your head.

• 21:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, some really good head.

• 21:28Speaker 02

  So, so depends. Do you want me to go like missile tism light or missile tism heavy? Okay, alright. So, the Golden Dome has been proposed by President Trump. He put it into action and what it is, is it's a nationwide intercontinental ballistic missile defense for the United States. Now, the United States right now has a program of record that is currently in use. It's called GMD, Ground Base Mid Course Defense. They use these things called GBI's, Ground Base Interceptors. By the way, fun fact, they travel at Mach 33. Yeah, that's, that's for you guys. Yeah, that's the missile tism.

• 21:57Speaker 06

  Those are fucking.

• 21:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're cooking. They're moving. Downside is, they're $77 million apiece and we only have 44 of them. So, right now, we have a whole bunch of different sensors. Like, when it comes to the world of radars, America makes better radars than everybody else in the fucking world. Like, we have Cobra Dane Radar, which is, I didn't even know where it was. It's on the Aleutian Islands in Alaska and it's a low-frequency radar and it's, it's been around since like the 1970s. And we use that one, we use this thing called SPX, which is the Sea Based X-Band Radar. We have one of them and it watches the Pacific, the whole thing, at the same time. Like, America does this.

• 22:36Speaker 06

  All of it.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  Like, the whole fucking thing.

• 22:38Speaker 06

  Just, just before, we have to make some phone calls. This is all declassified.

• 22:42Speaker 02

  Yes, of course, of course. I verified all this. And then, that also.

• 22:45Speaker 06

  Which means we have cooler shit.

• 22:48Speaker 02

  Much cooler. So then we have Aegis, the Aegis Combat System with the, what is it? The Spy 1 and Spy 6 and Spy 7 from the United States Navy onboard their Arleigh Burke-class destroyers and their Tycon deroga-class cruisers. And then we also have these things called LRDRs, Long Range Discrimination Radar.

• 23:07Speaker 06

  Oh, that's like us. Cody and Rich. Yeah, Cody, you and I do long-range discrimination.

• 23:12Speaker 03

  That's only in, like, underprivileged neighborhoods.

• 23:15Speaker 06

  No. They also see everything. You were beat cops. That's short-range. It's, you know, he's, he's still got it because we were driving through Texas the other day and he was just like, "Minority!" And then he locked the doors. And I was like, "Yeah, he's got it."

• 23:30Speaker 02

  What color are the silhouettes that you guys shoot at in training?

• 23:35Speaker 04

  The color they should be.

• 23:37Speaker 02

  Black shit. What do we call them?

• 23:39Speaker 04

  I'm gonna get a water. Anybody need anything?

• 23:42Speaker 04

  No, no, like, like, just stop eating. I'm sorry.

• 23:45Speaker 02

  No, no, you're good.

• 23:45Speaker 04

  You're on your tism right now. I have never seen anyone bully, bully people so well on Twitter. I thought, I thought I was good at bullying people on Twitter, but when people start talking about missiles and attacking the United States or attacking other countries, you're like, mm, no.

• 24:01Speaker 02

  Honestly, I learned from you. So I, I will say that I got Twitter when Brandon was running for office because you guys were in a knockdown, drag out battle with, with his opponent. And I was like, I just want to watch. And then I watched you of all people. I started seeing what Cody was saying on Twitter. And I was like, I could do that. I could do that.

• 24:21Speaker 04

  Now me and you are tag teaming Iran.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  It's my favorite pastime. Like honestly, more than any social media, I open on my phone, Twitter is number one. I'm just like, all right, let's see whose day I can ruin. Let's just scroll through this. It's my favorite pastime.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  I love how they're parading around, like the Iranian military is like parading around cripples in formation. They're just like, we could fuck up the United States. And just like, dude, you guys are the people that like, are the tutorial of the game we actually want to play.

• 24:49Speaker 02

  I, I broke it down mathematically because I did a video, USA versus, it's my USA versus the world series and it was versus Gaza. And what I ended up doing for most of the video was talking about the history of Gaza and Israel. And frankly, the more I read, the less I know who the fuck it belongs to. I have no idea why everyone wants to kill each other for that chunk of land. But, uh, you know, like

• 25:07Speaker 04

  Beautiful area.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, I guess. But Gaza is I originally, I was like, let's just see if I can prove this mathematically. How fast did the US take Iraq? Okay. We took it in X amount of days. It was like 33 days. How many square miles is Iraq? It was like 7,000 square miles. Okay. How far, how big is Gaza? 141 square miles. I was like, okay, let's do some math, break this down. 26 minutes. By the way, United States could take Gaza in 26 minutes.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  That was on my list of shit to look up.

• 25:36Speaker 04

  Saying Israel. The whoppers will be ready.

• 25:41Speaker 04

  To be fair, in actuality, it's taking Israel a few thousand years.

• 25:44Speaker 02

  That's fair.

• 25:46Speaker 04

  Don't make those people mad, Brendan. I was gonna say. I feel like those people is worse. What are they gonna do? Donate millions of dollars against this?

• 25:57Speaker 06

  Political campaign.

• 25:58Speaker 04

  God forbid.

• 26:00Speaker 03

  Like a pack of them?

• 26:05Speaker 04

  A super pack of them?

• 26:08Speaker 04

  I don't know how much of that we can even keep. That was.

• 26:13Speaker 04

  I'm gonna get another water that I'm not gonna get.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  Just put black bars over Brandon's eyes.

• 26:19Speaker 04

  But.

• 26:19Speaker 03

  Redacted Brandon. Yeah. Just pops up and it goes away.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  Punished Brandon.

• 26:25Speaker 02

  But jumping back to the golden dome. So is it, you know, a lot of people ask me like, is this, is this realistic? Okay. First of all, you gotta understand we're the United States of America. Anything we want to do is realistic. Like we just, we do shit because we can. We have a knife missile. We have just like crazy amounts of shit that the United States has built. And it's just like, why not? Like, that's kind of the, the US mentality. So is it gonna be expensive? Yes. However, the goal is to build a network of sensors that all talk to each other. Now sensors that talk to each other and say, hey, I see this here is an easy thing. The world has that. But sensors that say, hey, I'm looking at this thing. I need you to fire your missile and guide it until it's within my radar fan.

• 27:04Speaker 04

  It's like we were talking about last time with the relay race of like sensors and missiles.

• 27:08Speaker 02

  Imagine like you're a sniper and you have spotters all along your path. And every time like you squeeze the trigger, your spotter, as it gets into their, their flight path, takes control of that round and guides it where it needs to go. It's the same principle. It's a really difficult concept. Is it possible? Yes, absolutely. But then we get into like what is considered, and this is the part of my job that I really hate. It's kind of like playing God. We do what's called a CVT assessment, criticality, vulnerability and threat. Now is Pawtucket's farm in fucking Pencil Tucky, Iowa important? Yes, because we need sustenance for our forces. However, is it important as where we build bullets, bombs, ships, things like that? No, it's not as important in the short term. So we need to protect those assets more.

• 27:54Speaker 04

  It's kind of like the Fight Club thing of like where they do the mathematics on, you know, uh, is it more expensive to do a recall versus the lawsuits on the people they kill?

• 28:01Speaker 02

  Exactly, exactly. So the same thing with us is we, we.

• 28:05Speaker 04

  Glad somebody got it.

• 28:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, like you build a whole plan based off of what is the highest priority target? And it's the same thing that like Israel does with the Iron Dome and, and Arrow three is if your Iranian missile, which is hot dog shit and, you know, to begin with, is gonna land in the middle of the desert. They're not even gonna shoot at it. They're just gonna laugh at you. Like when the USS was at the Dwight D Eisenhower, uh, the Houthis fired it an American ship and they missed by a hundred miles. I know those guys. Yeah, they missed by a hundred miles.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  Here, gosh.

• 28:35Speaker 02

  So I know like.

• 28:36Speaker 01

  What did they fire? That was that bad?

• 28:39Speaker 06

  A dog.

• 28:40Speaker 01

  A dog?

• 28:41Speaker 06

  They just put a dog in a catapult and fucking sent it.

• 28:44Speaker 02

  I guess it's so bad, man.

• 28:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 28:49Speaker 04

  Say, why didn't you just fire the, why didn't you just throw the explosives in the catapult?

• 28:54Speaker 01

  Funny.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  We tried this thing the very, very, very many times. Uh, but yeah, no. So it's, is it possible? Yes. But we're gonna have to prioritize the highest assets first before we prioritize the lower assets. It's going to be an overwhelming amount of sensors that network together. You're gonna need a large amount of manpower to man these sensors. And right now, we're currently replacing our GBI's or ground based interceptors with the NGI's next generation interceptors from Lockheed Martin, which are a hundred and eleven million dollars apiece. And rumor has that they also travel at Mach 33. So there's my, my missile.

• 29:30Speaker 01

  How's the missile firing like flying that fast? That is cooking. How fast is the, what's the fastest jet? Blackbird?

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Uh, Mach, Mach 33.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  Mach 10.

• 29:39Speaker 02

  Mach 3, yeah. Mach 3 is the SR71. Yeah.

• 29:41Speaker 01

  And that is built loosely because the heat then expands it.

• 29:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, expands the titanium.

• 29:47Speaker 04

  Well, we don't have hypersonic missiles.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  I fucking hate that so much. Based off of the logic of hypersonics, which is anything that travels over Mach 5. I don't like using Mach because Mach is.

• 29:57Speaker 01

  Speed.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Speed, like audio or, uh, what is it? Sound travels different at different altitudes. So pretty much anything that travels over one mile per second. We've had hypersonics since 1946 with the V2 missile program, which traveled at 1,700 meters a second at its fastest altitude.

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Well, the people that we paper clipped away from the V2 anyway.

• 30:18Speaker 02

  We just borrowed him. Like it's, you know, hey, you can go to prison or you can build us some really cool rockets.

• 30:25Speaker 01

  Mach 33 is, guess how many miles an hour?

• 30:27Speaker 02

  Uh, 32,000, something like that.

• 30:30Speaker 01

  25,000 miles an hour.

• 30:34Speaker 06

  Well, I mean, the slam missile was just designed.

• 30:36Speaker 02

  To stay up in the atmosphere permanently, wasn't it? Yeah, they uh, so China actually has one like that. It's a their DFZF. It's the DF-17. And it's the hypersonic glide vehicle, but it they fire it up and it just loiters in orbit. As long as they need it to, until they're ready to to drop it down.

• 30:54Speaker 04

  Kind of like what we were talking about with the in the video that you cameoed on my channel with the uh, the hot laps on the the

• 31:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, Chrome Dome. Oh, Operation Chrome Dome. That's a great one.

• 31:04Speaker 04

  Where it's just like they just had a fucking aircraft in the air, ready to nuke at any given moment and they were just doing hot laps.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know about the Chinese one, but the it was like the 1960s. We came out with the slam. Yeah, the slam, I think it was also, if I'm not mistaken, it's been a little while since I read about the slam. Wasn't that also the one that they had nuclear propulsion with? Yes. Small nuclear blast.

• 31:21Speaker 02

  The slam missile was a nuclear propelled missile that would go super high up and literally just do hot laps around the planet. In perpetuity forever until they said, oh, land here and then we're just.

• 31:37Speaker 04

  That's the sort of shit that makes me kind of okay with paying taxes.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:40Speaker 04

  It's like, that's pretty cool.

• 31:42Speaker 02

  It's well, so here's the thing. We when you when you talk about hypersonics, you run into what's called the rocket problem. And this is this is my tism coming off, right? So the rocket problem is based off of physics. How fast can you make that object going with the the thrust that it is producing? But you also have to factor in wind resistance, heat, uh, drag, everything. Yeah. So fuel. Um, so like ballistic missiles nowadays, they they, yeah, they travel at like Mach nine or something like that. But that's when they're at apogee. The phases of flight of a ballistic missile are launch, boost, apogee, separation and terminal. Most systems engage in the terminal phase like THAAD, Terminal High Altitude Air Defense, and then Patriot is in the terminal phase. The only exception to this is GMD, which is in the mid course. So that is usually right around apogee.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  That's why it has to move at Mach 33 because it has to meet that target when it's moving that fucking fast. Like dude, missiles are so cool. Like, for example, THAAD, right? Terminal High Altitude Air Defense, which by the way, on paper is the most effective air defense system in existence. It has had four shots and four kills in American history. That is the only time THAAD has ever fired and has killed everything it's ever fired at.

• 32:48Speaker 06

  What was it fired at?

• 32:49Speaker 02

  Um.

• 32:50Speaker 06

  Dogs.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  It was. More dogs?

• 32:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:52Speaker 02

  Goddamn, I ran.

• 32:54Speaker 06

  By the way, slam missile, nickname for my penis.

• 32:58Speaker 06

  It's also a loitering munition waiting to be called upon.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  There we go.

• 33:01Speaker 04

  It turns out the THAAD was uh, used exclusively by the ATF.

• 33:05Speaker 02

  Um, so that has been fired at Houthi missiles and Iranian missiles. But that is really cool. And I'm saying this just because again, I'm not that qualified. But this is, uh, I was talking to one of my students and they were kind of explaining this to me unclass. All my classes unclass.

• 33:19Speaker 01

  Love it. You're explaining, you're like, I'm not qualified on it. I'm like, I mean, none of us knew this existed.

• 33:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's fair. But that is the epitome of, but first let me take a selfie, right? So this is the way it works. It's a two-stage missile. Takes off like, and like a bat out of fucking hell, right? Like moving way, makes Patriot look like a slow goat, if that makes sense to everybody. Flies past it, separates, separates. Then the warhead takes a picture of the object it's supposed to intercept. It then sends that picture back to the radar, which then does an infrared like, or like digital overlay and says, Yep, that's the target.

• 33:55Speaker 04

  And it sends it directly to ChatGPT. They do a Studio Ghibli photo of the target. And then it intersects.

• 34:03Speaker 03

  Do they then make it one of those action figures?

• 34:05Speaker 02

  Oh, God. That action figure tells me I need to go to the gym, but.

• 34:10Speaker 03

  What does Miss Number Five look like?

• 34:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, right. But, uh, yeah, it overlays the picture and then boom, it just smokes it. Sends, sends it right for it, sends the warhead right for it, which is, I, I think is one of the coolest interceptors that we have. Like, we have a lot of interceptors out there. That's one of the coolest.

• 34:25Speaker 01

  Also terrifying we have that tech and we just don't use it that much.

• 34:29Speaker 04

  You, with you explaining, uh, the, what the, the gold dome is supposed to be. I'm, I'm just kind of surprised that we don't have something like that already.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  So right now.

• 34:38Speaker 04

  That we know about.

• 34:39Speaker 02

  So GMD is, is again, the program of record. We just, it's a limited system. Now, when people like, uh, so we have 40 missiles in California and four of them in Alaska. And that sounds like a lot of missiles until you realize they send between two to five interceptors at every single target to get that high probability of kill. So you run through that really quick, fast and in a hurry.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  We need a lot of interceptors, but you also need qualified people who are able to fire those interceptors, which is the problem we run into. Like air defense right now, our retention rate, like maintaining people in the air defense branch is really difficult because we just run them ragged. Cause every co-com commander out there thinks air defense is an infinite resource. Well, we'll just put Patriot there. We'll just put Thad there. And these guys are like, you know, 12 months out, nine or 12 months back and then 12 months out, like they're constantly fucking deploying. We had, we never slowed down. When GWAN ended, air defense never slowed down. We're run ragged right now. But there is a big push to expand our branch exponentially. Like it's finally, it's really good because the powers that be, I don't know if it's, I don't know if it's the Pentagon, I don't know where it is, but they're like, we need air defenders.

• 35:47Speaker 02

  And they have been pushing people through. Now we don't have enough instructors. We have people at the AIT, uh, advanced individual training schoolhouse. And they're having to wait there for nine to 12 months before they can even enter class because classes are completely- Now you're making me feel bad about getting you to quit. I know. This is a perfect time for you to just do the Jake Gyllenhaal.

• 36:08Speaker 02

  I'm out. Bounce out. But it's, I mean, it's, it's such a cool like program. Like we can absolutely do it. So I worked, okay, I gotta be very careful here and then thread some line. I worked on a program called IBCS, which is the Integrated Air Missile Defense Battle Command System.

• 36:22Speaker 04

  I think that's what Eli has.

• 36:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:25Speaker 04

  Can't have milk.

• 36:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. No cheese, no milk, no dairy. Yeah. Um, and that system is any shooter, any sensor. So like it passes interceptors in real time. So I, it was probably the highlight of my career. Been all downhill since there. Um, 2019, um, and this is all in class. You can look it up. IBCS Flight Test Five. You can see it on YouTube. It's all there. Um, I engaged two missiles that were flying a cruise missile profile, low and fast. They were maneuvering. Well, I couldn't see them with my sensor, but I had other sensors networked in with me. So I fired circumstantially at nothing. And in the middle of the engagement, F-35s grabbed my birds and sent them into the

• 37:06Speaker 02

  targets, which is terrifying. You can use surface to air missiles with F-35 air picture.

• 37:12Speaker 01

  Oh, so the pilots drove them to where they needed to be. That's fucking cool.

• 37:17Speaker 06

  That's what they're doing with the new F-15 EX.

• 37:20Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, the EX, yeah.

• 37:21Speaker 06

  That's the whole strategy is they just took the F-15s and made them be able to carry way more ammo, like way more missiles. They're basically a fucking missile truck. And the F-35, so it's like an F-35 and four F-15s. And the F-35 is like the mothership, 10,000 feet above the F-15s using its sensor. And it's just sending the targeting data directly to the F-15s.

• 37:50Speaker 04

  So you turn them into a 200 million dollar Wi-Fi router?

• 37:53Speaker 06

  That's pretty much. Literally like, it's like a, it's like a mothership in an alien movie.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  F-35 is like a computer with wings. It is the smartest thing that has ever flown and its sensor is like its radar is beast. And it was cool as shit. Like after I did the shot, which was, I'm so glad we hit our targets. I was worried, but I'm so glad it was, it was a preliminary test. And then afterwards, the pilots were like radio down to us. They're like, you guys want to see us do some maneuvers? Look, if I ever say no to that, just go ahead and chop my dick off, man. Like, do I want to see F-35s do backflips and barrel rolls over top of me? Absolutely, I do.

• 38:26Speaker 04

  But you had good effect on target. The wedding never saw it coming.

• 38:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, that wedding party in a rectangle out there in the desert somewhere.

• 38:37The Fat Electrician?

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• 38:43Speaker 04

  Paul Quinn? Yeah, what do you ask?

• 38:45The Fat Electrician?

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• 38:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, I believe that's called night sweats.

• 38:49The Fat Electrician?

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• 38:52Speaker 04

  Why are we talking like Macho Man Randy Savage?

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• 40:10Speaker 02

  I'll show up under your bed and make ghost noises until you do. Go now. I just want to reiterate, none of this was in the script.

• 40:22Speaker 03

  I don't know. We started talking like Rand's.

• 40:28Speaker 04

  So I have a question that I'm, A, not sure if you can answer, and B, I'm not sure I know, I want to know the answer.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 40:35Speaker 04

  Uh, you're talking about like those things, like they're, they're being like the most intelligent things that have ever flown and like they've got all this data and everything. To what degree is the DOD interfacing AI into stuff like that?

• 40:46Speaker 02

  So I don't know fully because the, the DOD compartmentalizes information really well, but I will tell you, um, it was brought up to me on a project that I worked on and myself and several, several other NCOs who are really competent. What we did is we gave the AI a moral dilemma. So when I was talking about the, uh, the C, CBT assessment, criticality, vulnerability and threat, we prioritize the threats one through eight.

• 41:13Speaker 01

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• 41:49Speaker 02

  Oh, God. Fire and forget, Richard.

• 41:52Speaker 03

  Just go on.

• 41:53Speaker 06

  We're doing a good job.

• 41:55Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 41:55Speaker 06

  And I'm proud of you. You haven't embarrassed me yet. You've done great. So I'm not gonna fuck you up because you're doing a good job.

• 42:03Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 42:03Speaker 06

  All right. Set, I'm sitting back and letting you shine.

• 42:06Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 42:06Speaker 06

  Don't.

• 42:07Speaker 02

  All right.

• 42:07Speaker 06

  Make it weird.

• 42:09Speaker 02

  So we prioritize the targets one through eight, and then I think it was like target three or four. We just bombarded with missiles. We threw everything at it. Now, the logical response is to reserve your missiles on those higher priority assets because they are a higher priority. The moral answer is to, hey, how about we protect these things equally? And if priority one isn't getting fucking smoked, we, we send the resources to priority four.

• 42:34Speaker 06

  So it's separate but equal?

• 42:38Speaker 02

  You couldn't, you couldn't resist.

• 42:40Speaker 06

  I got to keep it in.

• 42:43Speaker 06

  We gotta segregate them, I guess.

• 42:47Speaker 02

  Um, so the system, the AI prioritized it as a lower priority and, uh, didn't, it did the logical thing instead of the moral thing. And that's why we were like, look.

• 42:56Speaker 04

  Was that a pass or a fail?

• 42:57Speaker 02

  Uh, that was a fail.

• 42:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 42:58Speaker 02

  So our, like for us, what we ended up, like the agreement that we kind of came to, and this is not under NDA. This was just like a separate thing. Um, we came to the agreement that AI can augment operators, but AI cannot make lethal decisions on behalf of operators. So that's where we came to, like, if it can give me information faster and at the right speed, so I know what I'm looking for, I'm all for it. But it should never be able to pull the trigger. It's like, it's like Brandon driving, like, the car is driving. He just kind of has one hand on the steering wheel.

• 43:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, the, the full self-driving that is basically like I, if I close my eyes, it yells at you kind of shit. If I'm texting, it yells at you.

• 43:39Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 43:39Speaker 02

  Dude, I was in, uh.

• 43:41Speaker 03

  It says it doesn't see your face. It's like, you're not making, maintaining eye contact with the road.

• 43:44Speaker 04

  It's crazy how good it is at that.

• 43:46Speaker 01

  Do we, the, the fucking, the thing the White House released the other day, the Houthis gathering in the circle?

• 43:51Speaker 02

  That's, oh, yeah.

• 43:52Speaker 04

  The rectangle thing.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  So rumor has it, and this is through the rumor mill, I have no way to confirm this, but that that was a JASM. And I think that was the first time JASM, JASM is the, uh, joint, was it joint? JASM missile. JASM.

• 44:05Speaker 06

  I had a massive JASM this morning.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  Joint something, or Joint Airborne Standoff Strike Missile, I think. I'm shooting in the dark there. I'm sure somebody will correct me if I get it wrong.

• 44:15Speaker 04

  And so are they, but it seemed to land.

• 44:18Speaker 02

  Did you see afterwards, this shit looked like the moon, like it was perfect.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  BL, did you see that one?

• 44:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:25Speaker 04

  The president tweeted it.

• 44:27Speaker 01

  That's how I was, I was like, oh, they're just tweeting this now, that is.

• 44:31Speaker 02

  Bro, had, but you.

• 44:32Speaker 04

  President of the United States is tweeting snuff films. But that's fucking wild.

• 44:37Speaker 01

  I'm here for it. This shit on LiveLeak, we used to watch the president's like, look at this shit, yo.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  But I, I've seen a lot of Predator feeds, I've never seen one that clear. Like, have you ever seen one that clear? I've never seen one that clear.

• 44:48Speaker 04

  Dude, tech is getting.

• 44:49Speaker 02

  Like, that was 4K, wide angle, 120 frames, like, that was beautiful.

• 44:56Speaker 04

  We're getting close to the fucking slow-mo replay.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  It's so good, man.

• 45:00Speaker 01

  Would you say you had.

• 45:01Speaker 02

  Taking sponsors.

• 45:02Speaker 01

  An orgasm, steak is underneath it, just like, there's a little line like steak bedding.

• 45:10Speaker 04

  This, this killing of 18 Houthis brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings.

• 45:15Speaker 02

  There was a whole lot more than 18 there, man. I think afterwards, like, you see all their bodies just blown out. I'm sorry, that's fucked up. I shouldn't like make fun of that. Here's the thing.

• 45:23Speaker 01

  That's the worst thing that's been said on this podcast.

• 45:26Speaker 02

  Like, I'm a reasonable person, but I don't like, I'm, I'm not one of those, like, I want to negotiate with terrorists, we should talk with terrorists, like, you should be eradicated. Like, you're either a terrorist or a terrorist sympathizer. You should give us the information. We'll pay you handsomely. Like, when, when I was in Afghanistan and someone gave us intel, like, hey, the Taliban are here, this is where their stuff is, blah, blah, blah. You got paid like, bank, like, $10,000 a pop for good intel. So you're either a capitalist, or you're a sympathizer, I'm sorry.

• 45:52Speaker 04

  For bumfuck Afghanistan, it's like, you're a king.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, it's, uh, 47 to 1 when I was there was the turnover rate, so, that's what, $470,000 or 4.7 million? I don't, I don't math in public, so.

• 46:06Speaker 01

  You quite fine, though.

• 46:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's just one piece of intel, like, you can leave Afghanistan after that, like, I, I live like a king, I'm out.

• 46:14Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 46:16Speaker 04

  Unless we forget about you.

• 46:18Speaker 01

  Wait, I'm trying to think, you know the story, I'm not sure of what you're allowed to talk about, about the.

• 46:27Speaker 06

  I was gonna talk about that.

• 46:28Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 46:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, that was one of the things I was gonna bring up.

• 46:31The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon, you remember?

• 46:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:34The Fat Electrician?

  I'm lost.

• 46:35Speaker 04

  I don't know how much of that you can say, but.

• 46:37Speaker 06

  Well, the investigation's over.

• 46:39The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, so we're good?

• 46:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 46:40The Fat Electrician?

  Ready to go?

• 46:42Speaker 04

  Fucking, alright. Why? Buckle up, buttercup.

• 46:46Speaker 06

  This is the one I was gonna, I was told you about.

• 46:47Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 46:48Speaker 06

  I've been fucking up for a couple of days. Um, I have a body.

• 46:55Speaker 06

  I have a body.

• 46:58Speaker 06

  I did an investigation on a guy for sleeping with a 12-year-old. And he unsubscribed.

• 47:08Speaker 03

  Wait, is this stateside or are we talking about like?

• 47:10Speaker 06

  Stateside. He, he unsub, like this happened last week. He unsubscribed from life.

• 47:16Speaker 03

  From life.

• 47:16Speaker 06

  Because I stuck on an investigation that I could have stopped because it was going nowhere. But because I had time and it wasn't really like setting me back, I kept the investigation alive.

• 47:28Speaker 04

  And most importantly, because he was guilty.

• 47:29Speaker 06

  Well, I, I knew, I knew that if I could just get a certain piece of evidence, then it would lead me to him. It was just a waiting game.

• 47:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:40Speaker 06

  And I'm not saying that there's like, I'm not shitting on anybody, like, I'm just saying that I decided that I was gonna keep going on this case. Where I could have let it slide because I was hitting brick walls.

• 47:52Speaker 04

  I was telling it for the audience sake that you didn't just, that you're like, yeah, I made this guy, like, you knew he fucking done the.

• 47:58Speaker 06

  Oh, he admitted to me. I'll tell, I'll tell the full story, but he, he fucking, he chose to unsubscribe. So.

• 48:04Speaker 03

  Probably lead with what Brandon's, for your career.

• 48:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, once you realize like, oh, this guy's, this guy's a fucking, it's like, oh, all of a sudden I care a lot less about his side of the story.

• 48:15The Fat Electrician?

  It was, it was a muscle, like, instinctive reaction on his part. Oh, you guys bully people off the internet. Wait, do you see what I did?

• 48:24Speaker 06

  So this guy cut me off.

• 48:25The Fat Electrician?

  I will never top that on Twitter. I just want you to know, I will never top that.

• 48:29Speaker 06

  So I'll, I'll try to make this short and sweet and give you the information that I, I think I'm allowed to give. Because once again, the investigation's over, but I was, uh.

• 48:39Speaker 06

  I got called to the hospital where a 12 year old was

• 48:43Speaker 06

  this person went on the internet on a dating site and then met up with somebody on the dating site who was an older person.

• 48:49Speaker 04

  So the 12 year old was on a dating site?

• 48:51Speaker 06

  12 year old was on a dating site.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  Jesus.

• 48:53Speaker 06

  It happened, you'd be surprised how often that happens. Dude, the internet is a fucking scary place for teenagers, underage kids. The amount of like blackmail that young men get because they'll send a dick pic to somebody that they met on Instagram. Like I'm talking like 10, 12, 14, 16, you know, kids that are just like, you know, turning, going into puberty. And then they take that photo and then send them like a template that says, we will show your Instagram handle and your face and your dick that you sent us unless you give us money. Like there are tons of teenagers that fall for that trap.

• 49:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, my, my sister works with that shit all the time because she's child crimes unit. So same.

• 49:30Speaker 06

  So like this kid is, is had, has a hard life and because of that hard life made some bad decisions. Regardless, she's, you look, it's not like, oh, what a well-developed teenager. That young, you're a young lady. Oh, she looks like she's eight. No, no, no. She's a fucking 12 year old. I don't want to give a physical description because I think that's too far, but she's an obvious 12 year old.

• 49:50Speaker 01

  Like prepubescent.

• 49:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, like goofy looking hair and face and awkward shit. You know, if this person walked into the house, you'd be like,

• 49:58Speaker 01

  12.

• 49:59Speaker 06

  Do you want to play? Are you, are you here for Pokemon? You know, that's why the wrong person to ask because.

• 50:05Speaker 04

  Not like the 17 year old with a fake ID like it's straight up.

• 50:08Speaker 06

  Very obvious.

• 50:09Speaker 01

  Not an icon situation.

• 50:11Speaker 06

  And do this dating app, they were very helpful, but it was, um, you want to go down a conspiracy thing. It was like borderline satanic. It was like devil horns and everything and all about kinks and all fucked up. It was very weird. Anyway, so she gets on the dating app. She meets this older guy, which, which happens more often than you think. Uh, he picks her up, brings her home. They do the deed, drops her off back home with Uber.

• 50:34Speaker 01

  There you go. Tracking it now.

• 50:36Speaker 06

  Mistake one, mother. So, um, I'm unfortunately, and I don't want to give away too much, but there was, there was, um, because there's another investigation with this poor kid and this one's, yeah. And I think this one's, I think that one's done. But if it's not, either way.

• 50:58Speaker 06

  The kid was a mess and it made the investigation very difficult and we were like, I was specifically.

• 51:05Speaker 04

  Just cooperation wise or like what?

• 51:07Speaker 06

  I can't say. I can just say the, the kid was in rough shape to be because of what happened. And so

• 51:15Speaker 06

  that stonewalled my investigation and, and I was kind of like stuck. So eventually what I was able to do and I'm working with the district attorney's office, which were phenomenal. Is I was able to get a warrant for Uber and so Uber gave me the guy's email address, um, phone number, his name. And I was able to backtrack that, figure out, uh, if he had a registered vehicle, if he had a driver's license, which state, what were the addresses? And I had several addresses and then before I went home that day, I just jumped in my, my truck and started driving around and going to these different locations to see if I could find his shit. And I found his car and I was like, there's this fucking car.

• 51:56Speaker 06

  And I see it and it's parked in apartment number so and so spot. I'm like, oh, that's, that matches with something else I have. So I get another detective with me and the thing is the following day. I'm like, hey, I gotta interview this guy. It's called a non-custodial interview, which means if you're not in custody, what don't you have to read, Cody?

• 52:16Speaker 04

  You're Miranda rights.

• 52:17Speaker 06

  You don't have to read them. They're Miranda rights. So people are more.

• 52:21Speaker 04

  That was the law school. I was like. Yeah.

• 52:23Speaker 02

  I was shooting in the dark. I was thinking the same thing.

• 52:25Speaker 04

  Yeah. Pledge of allegiance.

• 52:27Speaker 06

  It's not immigration law. I'll ask you those.

• 52:31Speaker 04

  I, I get so turned on when you're talking about being a cop, actually doing police work, real police work to help people. It's super cool.

• 52:38Speaker 06

  Even when I was going after gangs and guns, like the ATF guys that were with me were like going after bad guys. My, the ATF division in Buffalo is phenomenal.

• 52:45Speaker 04

  Some of those guys really do like good work, like

• 52:49Speaker 04

  not to, not to take the. Tell us about the ATF, Brendan. Not to take the, the side of the ATF on fucking literally anything, but like there are like legitimate roles that they play as far as like.

• 52:57Speaker 06

  There's door kickers in there that go after gang members and like trying to screw businesses over because they put a one instead of a zero at the end of a, uh.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  Arson investigations, things where there's like a real victim. It's like, well, yeah, there's like real, real shit there, but like, yeah, no, but there are also plenty of paper pushers that just want to like take out mom and pop businesses. Make their careers.

• 53:17Speaker 06

  Yeah. Bureaucrats.

• 53:19Speaker 04

  Did the arm brace touch? The arm brace touched. I'll put you in prison. Yeah. Now my career's.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  Going to advance.

• 53:24Speaker 06

  So, speaking of bad touches.

• 53:25Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 53:28Speaker 06

  So I interview.

• 53:29Speaker 01

  Why?

• 53:30Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 53:31Speaker 06

  It's that I'll myself if I don't make jokes about it. So take that YouTube.

• 53:38Speaker 06

  So, uh, we, my buddy and I interview the guy and it's, it's always like a game to me to be like, to like, try and get them. Even if like, that's how I kind of stay sane is if a kid gets touched or there's the potential of a kid getting touched. We do interviews to see whether or not the kid makes, um, some sort of statement that something happened. And if they don't, then I'm like, sweet, then nothing happened. False alarm. Nobody's upset. That's great. But if a kid is, and he gives like a statement that something happened, I'm like, fuck yeah, we're gonna get this dude. So it's like, it's a weird way to say win-win, you know? But it's a way that I'm like, all right, I've got to focus to try and get this bad guy, right? Anywho, we talked to dude. We're like, hey buddy, let's get out here. Let's talk a little bit about some stuff.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're his friend right now.

• 54:20Speaker 06

  I'm just, hey, I'm, I went through, I want, honestly, I want to get this guy, um, on your podcast. It's not my place to put guys on your podcast, but he's absolutely brilliant and he came in and taught our entire detective division how to do interviews over the past year. And he's an old MI5 guy and did undercover work in the IRA. And was busting like bomb placers in the IRA and I'd love to get him on here.

• 54:44Speaker 01

  Dude, a hundred percent. That was super interesting.

• 54:46Speaker 06

  And all he does is teach how to interview now. And when I tell you he'll get you to talk just by.

• 54:51Speaker 01

  Guiding you.

• 54:52Speaker 06

  Guiding you and listening. He creaked me out when we were in class. Holy shit, did he scare the shit out of me? Anyway, so I'm using these.

• 55:01Speaker 01

  I don't think I want him on the podcast.

• 55:03Speaker 06

  He's, he's got some stories. He's very.

• 55:05Speaker 02

  And now we're in Brandon's cry.

• 55:07Speaker 04

  We did some shit on the podcast. I didn't think I wanted to say.

• 55:10The Fat Electrician?

  He comes on the podcast and just slowly puts a Burger King crown on.

• 55:14Speaker 01

  Oh no, I was saying, get him and Christian crackhead on.

• 55:17Speaker 06

  Oh, I told him about Chris. I was like, you should meet him because they were, I, I bet you that they were, they know, they have the same friends. I bet you they have the same friends.

• 55:25Speaker 01

  Fucking wild.

• 55:27Speaker 06

  So I interview this guy and part of the interview techniques are like, you be honest with them. With what you can, if you lie to them, that doesn't really help. And it also doesn't really make you look good. You can absolutely do it. There's nothing wrong with it. But one of the ways that you tell the truth is I go, hey, man, I'm investigating this woman for.

• 55:48Speaker 06

  I'm investing this woman and her relationships that she had with people potentially online, but any of her relationships, which is true. But also key word there is I'm saying woman, not child, right? And no Miranda rights because he can leave it anytime. It's non custodial, a non custodial interview. And I, he admits that he has sex with her. I show him a photo. He's like, yep, yeah, that's her.

• 56:11Speaker 04

  Oh, Jesus.

• 56:12Speaker 06

  She used a different name, but yeah, that's her. I'm like, sweet.

• 56:16Speaker 04

  What is his incentive to be doing this, right? Like, out of, like, why is he being so open?

• 56:23Speaker 06

  Because he's helping me investigate her.

• 56:27Speaker 04

  What, what, what is she, what is she under? What's she under investigation for as far as like?

• 56:32Speaker 06

  Can't talk about that. I can only tell you that I'm investigating her and the relationships that she's been having with other men.

• 56:37Speaker 04

  Well, so he just openly admitted to a minor.

• 56:40Speaker 06

  People want to help. He didn't know. Well, he knew, he knew. You know what's amazing is a lot of want to talk.

• 56:48Speaker 06

  I don't know why. It's like they want to get it off their chest. They want to see the quiet thing out loud. I don't know why, but a lot of them want to talk.

• 56:53Speaker 03

  They want to show it's a show of power. It's like Mr. Swirly Face. I think we might have touched base on that.

• 56:59Speaker 04

  The, the Photoshop guy, the swirl that was like, uh, like a serial.

• 57:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, serial. And then they unswirled it to find like five years of investigation. FBI was like, wait, what happens if we reverse swirl? His face just came perfectly into picture. It was like, oh, that's the guy.

• 57:15Speaker 01

  So were, were you doing the, like the Django Unchained thing where you don't go there to buy the Mandingo? No, no, seriously, seriously.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  I go to the.

• 57:23Speaker 01

  No, yeah, you're not going there to fucking buy his wife. You're going there to buy the biggest Mandingo. So like, you're talking about the woman, this, this, and this.

• 57:32Speaker 06

  I'm talking about Mandingo.

• 57:33Speaker 01

  And they're going to reveal, yeah, they're going to reveal the wife, Django's wife on the side. Like, that's investigative.

• 57:40Speaker 02

  Does Buffalo PD have a wood chipper?

• 57:43Speaker 06

  But not necessary.

• 57:44Speaker 04

  Fuck.

• 57:44Speaker 06

  Not on the job.

• 57:46Speaker 01

  You didn't go there to buy the farm. You went there to buy the cow.

• 57:48Speaker 06

  That's right. That's right. But I was talking about the farm. So I'm, I'm talking about the thing that I'm investigating, right? But I'm, I'm not lying to him when I'm saying that it's not him. Yeah, I'm not really investigating you. I'm investigating the relationship, which is absolutely true. I don't give a shit about you. I give a shit about what the relationship was between you and her. Right? So it's the truth. And he makes these admissions and then he made, uh, what I, what I think is probably. I'll just say, I'll just say what he said.

• 58:19Speaker 04

  A life ending mistake, maybe?

• 58:21Speaker 06

  I'll, I'll just say what he said and then you can, you can say what you, what you feel about it. He said, like, yeah, we, all right, well, we didn't really have sex. We had sexual relations. And I'm like, okay, what's that mean? And he goes, well, you know, I, I received oral sex from her. And I go, okay, with a condom? And he's like, yeah, with a condom.

• 58:40Speaker 06

  You get a blowjob with a condom? Yeah.

• 58:44Speaker 06

  Has anybody ever done that? Not with a hooker?

• 58:49Speaker 06

  Like, the second I heard him, like, and I looked at my partner and we both had like this moment where like, well, that's more shit. You had a blowjob without a, with a condom on? Okay, all right. Whatever. Apparently, um, I am far darker than you guys because that's exactly where my head went. And nobody here is like, oh yeah, that's bullshit. Anyway.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  I mean, I was with you.

• 59:12Speaker 04

  That sounds like the, the laziest attempt to reel back what he said.

• 59:16Speaker 06

  Oh, then, and it's exactly what he did.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  Sav really loves latex.

• 59:21Speaker 06

  We do it all. The flavor of, of Trojan rimmed.

• 59:28Speaker 06

  Nothing like chewing on a bubble gum wrapper for, you know, 10 minutes. That's great.

• 59:32Speaker 02

  It's like sucking on a balloon animal.

• 59:35Speaker 04

  Basically.

• 59:37Speaker 06

  The most disappointing balloon animal.

• 59:39Speaker 04

  Like sucking on the tread on the side of the road that's supposed to wake you up if you fall asleep.

• 59:46Speaker 06

  So we leave, we leave the, we leave him from questioning.

• 59:48Speaker 04

  Glad you enjoyed that, Nick.

• 59:54Speaker 06

  You pull that fast, it's like a little ripcord.

• 59:56Speaker 04

  It's like ripping a Beyblade.

• 1:00:03Speaker 04

  Oh, this is really funny in any other context.

• 1:00:07Speaker 03

  Hey, Brandon.

• 1:00:07Speaker 04

  Yes, Eli?

• 1:00:08Speaker 03

  When you think of businesses that are just crushing it, bonker, unsub, what's the first thing to enter your mind?

• 1:00:14Speaker 04

  That's easy, Eli. A good child labor law attorney.

• 1:00:18Speaker 04

  Eli, I said Shopify. What did you hear?

• 1:00:20Speaker 03

  Actually, uh, it was the overlooked secret behind the business.

• 1:00:24Speaker 04

  Like I said, Shopify.

• 1:00:27Speaker 03

  Which brings us to today's ad.

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  Shopify. I mean, we use Shopify on a daily basis.

• 1:00:31Speaker 03

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• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  Shopify to the mythical store bunker branding and because of Shopify they communicate.

• 1:00:42Speaker 04

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• 1:00:49Speaker 01

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• 1:00:51Speaker 04

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• 1:00:54Speaker 01

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• 1:00:59Speaker 04

  50%, just like the age of all of our factory workers are 50% the age they need to be to be legally employed in the United States.

• 1:01:05Speaker 01

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• 1:01:10Speaker 04

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• 1:01:14Speaker 01

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• 1:01:20Speaker 04

  Shopify.com/ unsubpod.

• 1:01:22Speaker 01

  All lowercase.

• 1:01:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, sorry to bring it down. Don't worry. The end, the end.

• 1:01:27Speaker 01

  The payoff.

• 1:01:27Speaker 06

  Well, there's a funny spot after the end.

• 1:01:29Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:01:30Speaker 06

  So, so we leave, we go back and you know, just like anything, when you get like an admission to jail, you're like, fuck, yeah, this is awesome. And so we go back, I talk with the ADA, um, and we decide like, sweet, we're not going to ask him any more questions. He's said enough. He's already trying to back out of stuff. Let's get a search warrant for his phone. We'll get in his phone and see what's in his phone. So there's two types of search warrants that you need to get in somebody's phone, right? One, you need a search warrant to collect the evidence to grab the phone. They need a search warrant to get in the phone, right? If they don't give you permission, jailbreaking or whatever you want to call it, busting into an iPhone takes a long time, weeks, right?

• 1:02:09Speaker 06

  So what you want to do is you want to get them to sign a permission to search, even doesn't matter when, as long as he gives you the code and says you can look in it. That's going to make it so much faster. So I'm like, sweet. I call him up. I'm like, hey dude, why don't you come over? I want to, you know, I got to talk to you for a second. Stop by. He's like, okay. So he comes over and I'm, my buddy is, uh, my buddy. Who's nicknamed, he's six foot four and over three, he's like over 350. He's just, he slimmed down from over 400 pounds. His nickname is the Slim Reaper.

• 1:02:44Speaker 06

  Because he's massive, but his nickname is the Slim Reaper because he's had three guys close the investigation for him. And I've told, I've said this before, we call it a baptized in the Niagara River. He's had two guys walk into the Niagara River during December and just like drown themselves because he was like, hey, what's going on? You touched a kid. I'm the investigator. And they were like, sweet.

• 1:03:08Speaker 02

  Oh, my hero.

• 1:03:11Speaker 04

  Right. Not that I have much sympathy for those people, but that is, we were talking about this a little yesterday, that is a wild way to yourself.

• 1:03:20Speaker 06

  Drowning?

• 1:03:21Speaker 04

  Is to intentionally drown yourself in a fucking river.

• 1:03:24Speaker 06

  Mm hmm.

• 1:03:25Speaker 04

  Oh, the Niagara River is crazy.

• 1:03:26Speaker 06

  Rough too. It took a police officer, one of our divers, it, he, his safety line got cut. We don't know what happened.

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  Fuck.

• 1:03:33Speaker 06

  But his safety line got cut and he drowned years ago. Yeah. Good guy too.

• 1:03:37Speaker 02

  But this guy, you know, totally off the topic of that, that diver. And I mean, that's awful that it happened, but you know, the fact that two people have done this in the Niagara River, this guy deserves like a medal from the fucking Buffalo.

• 1:03:47Speaker 04

  What are the odds he's doing it?

• 1:03:49Speaker 06

  What's that?

• 1:03:50Speaker 04

  What are the odds that Slim's tossing mother? He's Dextering people?

• 1:03:56Speaker 06

  He's, he.

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  It's a public service.

• 1:03:59Speaker 06

  He does have the tism, so he could Dexter the shit out of these people and be like, that's what happened.

• 1:04:06Speaker 04

  I would just say, and tell me if that's too far to say as a joke, but.

• 1:04:10Speaker 06

  He just chucks them in at 350, slim down 350 pounds. Yeah. Right? Well, the one guy didn't, so I mean, at least that guy might not have been him.

• 1:04:20Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:04:21Speaker 06

  You know, like how you say like, oh, he walked in or he was politely tossed in, you know, who knows?

• 1:04:26Speaker 04

  Politely tossed.

• 1:04:28Speaker 06

  Respectfully. Sir, I, I apologize for this.

• 1:04:31Speaker 04

  Politely fucking drowned.

• 1:04:33Speaker 06

  He doesn't have to throw them in. He just like, get in, get in, jump. So that comes in.

• 1:04:39Speaker 04

  That's some true detective shit right there, man. It's like the accountant where he's just like, you know, hey, we could do some awful shit to you and your wife, or you could just, uh, take all that insulin.

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:04:54Speaker 04

  Anyways, your friend's rad.

• 1:04:56Speaker 06

  So my friend's awesome. He's great. And eventually he's gonna go to homicide very soon, I hope. He's I hope. Love you biddy. And so he's down there with me talking to this guy as he comes in and I'm about to take his phone. And this guy's talking in circles like, hey bud, listen, I'd like to know if you'd give me your phone so I can look through it. Oh, do I need a lawyer to my mom and all that? Hey, you can have whatever you want, man. I'm just asking you, would you like to freely give up your phone? Cause I want that permission to search.

• 1:05:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:21Speaker 06

  I want to make it easier for the investigation. 20 minutes of it. And like, my buddy's like, looking at me like, dude, fuck it. Just give him the warrant. I'm over this. And I'm like, alright. Will you give me your phone? Yes or no? Will you give me your phone? Yes or no? Here's the search warrant. Oh, you're gonna take my phone anyway? Yes. Can I look through my phone? No. I gave you the search warrant. That phone is mine now, even though it's in your hands. Give me the phone. He's like, okay. And he goes, well,

• 1:05:52Speaker 06

  I still want to show that I'm helping out the investigation. I was like, sign this permission to search. Give me your passcode and let me go in the phone. And he's like, and this is, this is when I was like,

• 1:06:01Speaker 06

  there's something on this phone, is he goes, so like, will you, will you, what are you, what are you gonna look at? Like, what do you look at? I'm like, well, we download your entire phone. We look at your entire phone. Like, we're like, what do you mean with my entire phone? I go, everything. I look at your entire phone. He goes, like, what do you take off of it? Like, there's personal information on there. I go, listen, I'm gonna look at your entire phone, everything in it. And if you've got, if you've got a dick pic with your girlfriend, or there's a sex video with you and another, like, somebody that's, what, I don't care. If it has to do with the case, we'll keep it. If it doesn't, we won't. But I'm going to look in your entire phone. And he's like, okay. So he signs the permission to search. And then I go upstairs and I turn in the phone and I start writing my notes for the case. And then the next day,

• 1:06:46Speaker 06

  I'm notified homicide is at my guy's apartment. And I'm like, why is homicide? I know why. I know why. But why is homicide at my guy's apartment? And I fucking call up the homicide detective that's there and I'm like, hey dude, what's up? And he's like, hey, do you know so and so? I go, yep. He's like, well, he's dead. And I'm like, really? What happened? He goes, well, he wrote a letter and he sent a text message for somebody to come to my house and check me out. I'll see you later. And, and he's gone.

• 1:07:16Speaker 04

  They did not in fact see him later.

• 1:07:17Speaker 06

  Well, they did, just not alive.

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  Now, was it an easy death for himself?

• 1:07:23Speaker 06

  I can't tell, I can't, I don't feel like I can say how he did it.

• 1:07:27Speaker 04

  We can cut this part and then we can give reactions.

• 1:07:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, so we'll cut this part out, we can give reactions. Um, he

• 1:07:35Speaker 04

  Whoa! And then?

• 1:07:36Speaker 06

  And, and now I assume that he missed the first time because this is just, this is assumption. I don't know for a fact, but there's, there's two, uh, there's two points. I don't want to, because I'm trying to, I'm trying to make sure that I can say the story without having all this deleted shit. Um,

• 1:07:55Speaker 02

  I mean, on the plus side, at least he cooperated with the investigation enough to

• 1:08:02Speaker 04

  You can cut that part in there.

• 1:08:05Speaker 04

  So, after recording. He did the ultimate cooperation.

• 1:08:11Speaker 02

  I don't want to cost the taxpayers any money.

• 1:08:13Speaker 06

  Yeah. But it's, that literally it's, the investigation's over and you're like, oh, case closed.

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:08:19Speaker 04

  He became a member of Doge for three minutes.

• 1:08:23Speaker 02

  That's how you cut government spending.

• 1:08:27Speaker 06

  So, oh, man.

• 1:08:28Speaker 04

  Story ends. I was saving the taxpayers a lot of money.

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  My face hurts, I've been smiling so much.

• 1:08:35Speaker 06

  The reaction to how it happened, and you're just like, what?

• 1:08:39Speaker 04

  What's funny is that people are gonna like, take little sections of this out of context, but we're just over here laughing over the death of a fucking

• 1:08:44Speaker 06

  We need, we need a morbid R-rated version of Scooby Doo with Rich.

• 1:08:50Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 1:08:51Speaker 06

  Scooby dooby doo.

• 1:08:55Speaker 04

  Oh my god!

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• 1:09:30Speaker 06

  You've got some holes to fill.

• 1:09:34Speaker 04

  Everything was going good until Rich showed up. It was old man Jenkins again.

• 1:09:42Speaker 06

  So I'm glad, yeah, so they caught me off guard. So the day I was actually kind of fucked up because I like I talked this guy I met with them like my investigation. His actions led to his death, but my investigations, you know, pushed him over the edge. So it was kind of up for a day or two because I met him. I talked to him and like there was a relationship, even though he was the suspect. So fuck me up for a day or two.

• 1:10:02Speaker 02

  Did you, did you like hand hurt from all the high fives you got from like other detectives or anything? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 1:10:09Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no, that was fine. That was fine. No, I'm saying, I'm saying so. Remember how I said that my friend got a nickname, the Slim Reaper? Because three guys took themselves out.

• 1:10:20Speaker 04

  Which yours?

• 1:10:21Speaker 06

  I now have an unofficial nickname. And it's called the Influencer.

• 1:10:33Speaker 02

  The Influencer. And then you all see him throwing up a fucking rainbow.

• 1:10:38Speaker 04

  Which I want you to know, I changed your name in my phone to that after.

• 1:10:44Speaker 02

  I need to change mine now.

• 1:10:46Speaker 04

  It used to be Rich Angry Cops. Now it's Rich the Influencer.

• 1:10:50Speaker 06

  So my, somebody set up and told me, um, uh, quote unquote, the influencer. Like and subscribe. And then I said, more like unsubscribe from life.

• 1:11:09Speaker 04

  Hey, that's the name of the movie.

• 1:11:12Speaker 06

  So my unofficial nickname that I've gotten now because the first person that's off themselves because of my investigations now. The Influencer.

• 1:11:25Speaker 06

  Guys. Which I I'm not gonna lie, like it's morbid. I laughed for thirty minutes. I was just like, holy shit.

• 1:11:31Speaker 04

  This sounds like an eight twenty four movie.

• 1:11:33Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:11:34Speaker 01

  It's the same thing that happened in True Detective. Remember that scene with Matthew McConaughey where he says, mm, you should just yourself.

• 1:11:42Speaker 06

  Like at the first, at the first opportunity where you have, you should. Just like there's no break. At first opportunity you get, you should.

• 1:11:50The Fat Electrician?

  It's like the happening, except instead of nothing, it's just rich following you around and.

• 1:11:58Speaker 06

  The richening.

• 1:12:00Speaker 03

  Following you.

• 1:12:02Speaker 06

  Let's get this follows. It's just rich walking through.

• 1:12:06Speaker 02

  The happening. There's a thumbnail right there.

• 1:12:09Speaker 01

  The dickening. He's in your backyard just staring at you.

• 1:12:14Speaker 06

  Just like tying the news.

• 1:12:16Speaker 04

  Holding your phone.

• 1:12:19Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah. We so we've got to go through his phone. So like, right. He's got a permission to search. It's still good. He's dead. Like, it's our property.

• 1:12:25Speaker 04

  Is there any reason to do that at this point?

• 1:12:27Speaker 06

  Yes, because.

• 1:12:28Speaker 04

  See other victims.

• 1:12:29Speaker 06

  So one.

• 1:12:30Speaker 04

  Oh, well, there you go.

• 1:12:31Speaker 06

  So the main reason of the investigation is to discover if there's any, you know, information regarding my investigation. Now, I have a legal warrant to look into his phone, regard anything that revolves around my investigation. With that legal warrant and in the process of looking for information for my investigation, if there's additional information that's damning or evidence, et cetera, that can be used to open up another investigation or assist in something else and potentially find other victims.

• 1:12:59Speaker 04

  All right. So I know this is probably an attorney question, but I'm genuinely curious now. Let's say that you have suspicion. Let's say you don't have a letter of consent, right? Signed consent to search his phone, but you do have a warrant on his phone. Not to access it, but let's say you.

• 1:13:12Speaker 06

  To collect it.

• 1:13:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:15Speaker 04

  If you have a suspicion that like, maybe he's victimized other minors, are you allowed to, even though he's dead now? Does that allow you to search his phone?

• 1:13:25Speaker 06

  So I I think I know what you're saying, and I'll try to.

• 1:13:28Speaker 04

  I probably phrased it very poorly, but.

• 1:13:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're pretty dumb.

• 1:13:32Speaker 06

  So. You can't help it. You're more tan than us. And.

• 1:13:39Speaker 06

  So I made a comment earlier today that he was beautiful.

• 1:13:41Speaker 01

  He's not Puerto Rican.

• 1:13:45Speaker 06

  The thing is, I think, maybe I, I want to make sure that I get what you said right. So you're saying, hey, Rich, your investigation's over. Can you go through his phone to look for something that's not your investigation?

• 1:13:59Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:13:59Speaker 06

  No, because I, when you say suspicion, there's like legal terms like reasonable suspicion. That reasonable suspicion has to have a foundation of like facts, statements.

• 1:14:12Speaker 04

  One might call it probable cause.

• 1:14:14Speaker 06

  Well, probable cause is for an arrest. Reasonable suspicion is for me to stop, frisk, and to write a warrant, right? Probable cause is an arrest, but probable cause can also be, that's such a high standard, that that would be enough for a warrant as well. So in this specific investigation, I would be, I'm looking into his phone because of my investigation. Even though he's deceased, it's not over because I'm looking for more information regarding the assault that I am already looking into. So I'm in his phone, already in there. If additional information comes along, that's going to create other spider webs, which is a good way to get into a phone for other stuff. However, let's say that you're not really getting a warrant for a phone if you don't

• 1:14:57Speaker 06

  have information on what might be inside of it already. So it, your answer would be no, because if I don't have the right reasonable suspicion, meaning like statements or other evidentiary facts that I can use and state to a judge of why I need to get into his phone, you're not going to get the warrant to get it.

• 1:15:18Speaker 04

  Slightly more gray area thing then, I guess. If.

• 1:15:21Speaker 01

  Lawyer Jake, yeah.

• 1:15:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, Lawyer Jake popping in. I forgot.

• 1:15:24Speaker 06

  Who's the poisonous tree doctor? Yeah, correct. So if, if I just say.

• 1:15:31Speaker 06

  If the warrant is bad for his phone, let, uh, let's, I'll give you a bad warrant example. I go to a judge and I go, I think this guy is, I think this guy's touching kids. So.

• 1:15:43Speaker 02

  Why me?

• 1:15:44Speaker 06

  Huh?

• 1:15:45Speaker 02

  Why me?

• 1:15:45Speaker 06

  He just looked like one. So, no, I'm sorry.

• 1:15:48Speaker 04

  God.

• 1:15:49Speaker 06

  I'm not.

• 1:15:50Speaker 02

  He's on the same team today.

• 1:15:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, I know. You can take a joke.

• 1:15:53Speaker 01

  Rich, Rich just realized you dressed like me today, so he had to switch it up.

• 1:15:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, you know, I got, listen, the people love it when I pick on you. I gotta give them a.

• 1:16:00Speaker 02

  I'm telling you.

• 1:16:01Speaker 04

  On this episode of HLC Unsubscribed.

• 1:16:03Speaker 02

  Fuck, man.

• 1:16:04Speaker 06

  They call me the influencer.

• 1:16:08Speaker 02

  Misotism versus influencer.

• 1:16:11Speaker 06

  You like missiles, huh? Phallic shaped objects?

• 1:16:14Speaker 02

  Just the fast ones.

• 1:16:16Speaker 06

  But you like telling kids those stories too, don't you?

• 1:16:18Speaker 04

  Houston Creek.

• 1:16:19Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:16:20Speaker 06

  Maybe you should.

• 1:16:22Speaker 04

  With a missile.

• 1:16:23Speaker 06

  Bleep that out, please.

• 1:16:27Speaker 06

  No, that's okay. You're fine. I'm just letting them know.

• 1:16:29Speaker 02

  Don't run with scissors.

• 1:16:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, you can say all you want about it. That's fine. But there, if you say something where I'm like, ah, ah, I'll, I'll, I'll let you know.

• 1:16:35Speaker 04

  Here, here's another thing though. Like if, if you've like had suspicion that he was victimizing other minors, would they even still pursue that now that he's dead?

• 1:16:42Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:16:43Speaker 04

  So I, what, what's the purpose, I guess?

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  Get the kids help.

• 1:16:47Speaker 01

  Closure.

• 1:16:47Speaker 06

  So it's help and then expand into that criminal, like, hey, where'd they get this information?

• 1:16:53Speaker 04

  Like just the data side of it. Like, how did this happen?

• 1:16:55Speaker 01

  Cause if you hurt one kid, you obviously hurt other children.

• 1:16:59Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:59Speaker 01

  That's what they're chasing.

• 1:17:00Speaker 04

  I guess I just never considered it where if they figured out like, all right, well, the, the perpetrator is dead, do we still pursue?

• 1:17:06Speaker 01

  Absolutely, dude. If they hurt one kid, they've hurt multiple other kids. You pursue that.

• 1:17:11Speaker 06

  You see, was there any good people would wanna help out the potential victims, Brandon? Not let them strand and tread water with their horrible PTSD, which we all have at this table because we've all served.

• 1:17:25Speaker 02

  You never wanna just make a power vacuum and leave.

• 1:17:30Speaker 02

  That's how the Taliban take control.

• 1:17:32Speaker 06

  And I. Yeah, twice. I don't know. I'd be like, you could probably Biden your time for that.

• 1:17:37Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:17:39Speaker 02

  You saying we can't just pick up and leave?

• 1:17:41Speaker 06

  Yeah. So, yeah.

• 1:17:44Speaker 04

  Rich is just like the like lawn sprinkler flamethrower right now.

• 1:17:51Speaker 06

  So, yeah, I got um, got a body on me now. Feel different.

• 1:17:55Speaker 02

  Are you getting a teardrop tattooed?

• 1:17:57Speaker 06

  Dude, I thought about it.

• 1:18:00Speaker 02

  You should.

• 1:18:01Speaker 06

  I'm not gonna lie, there are. I can't say it on this one. There are ways that some people remember days where situations took place. And sometimes you remember those days with tattoos for different meanings with numbers that and stuff.

• 1:18:19The Fat Electrician?

  Put all the wood chipper's on your left ass cheek.

• 1:18:23Speaker 06

  There we go. Do I get a wood chipper? But on the wood chipper, there's like a little one scrolled on it. And then in tally mark and then and then in three years, you see like there's seven tally marks on the side.

• 1:18:33Speaker 04

  Oh, we just buy a wood chipper and just carve an obvious one.

• 1:18:37Speaker 01

  You can, dude, you got a conus kill.

• 1:18:41Speaker 06

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:18:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:42Speaker 06

  I kind of have a conus.

• 1:18:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's.

• 1:18:44Speaker 06

  I that's why I say I got a body like I kind of, I kind of have a body.

• 1:18:48Speaker 01

  You take that deal?

• 1:18:49Speaker 06

  I take that deal.

• 1:18:52Speaker 06

  That's point five of a body. And if you round that up in math like I passed when I was in fifth grade, the only year I passed. That's one. You ever kill anybody? I don't like to talk about it. So there was a

• 1:19:04Speaker 04

  Rich, I mean this from the bottom of my heart.

• 1:19:08Speaker 04

  No, look me in the eyes. Thank you for your service.

• 1:19:12Speaker 06

  You're welcome. Just remember. Be nice to me.

• 1:19:18Speaker 04

  He'll influence you, motherfucker.

• 1:19:20Speaker 06

  Dude, when my

• 1:19:21Speaker 04

  Ran upstairs and I'm afraid.

• 1:19:24Speaker 06

  When he, when, when the person said your nickname is the influencer, I was like, oh.

• 1:19:31Speaker 04

  That's cool. It's pretty funny.

• 1:19:33Speaker 06

  Does Taylor know about this story? Yeah, yeah. So actually, I talked to Taylor about it because I was fucked up. Okay. For like a day or two. I told you just briefly, I was fucked up from it. Because like I said, that you build a relationship and even though they're bad guys, you want them to go to jail. Like, this is gonna sound really fucked up.

• 1:19:50Speaker 04

  I knew I was afraid by the way you sprinted upstairs.

• 1:19:53The Fat Electrician?

  Forgot I had something in my luggage.

• 1:19:54Speaker 06

  For who?

• 1:19:56The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, that's on your feet.

• 1:19:58Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:19:59The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:19:59Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:20:01The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, come on.

• 1:20:01Speaker 06

  Wait, no, wait, no, wait, not yet. Wait. Oh, yeah.

• 1:20:04The Fat Electrician?

  I have the official memorandum from the Department of the Army. On your feet, damn it. For Commander. Stand up. United States Army Civil Affairs Psychological Operations Command, Airborne, Fort Bragg, North Carolina. K-pop, you're one of me. Subject: The Acceptance and Wear of Former Foreign Badges. Under provisions of AR 600-8-22, Appendix D, Section 7342, Title V, U.S. Code, the following individuals authorized to wear the Latvian Parachutist Badge. Ah.

• 1:20:40Speaker 02

  Can we pin this bad boy on?

• 1:20:42The Fat Electrician?

  Can it?

• 1:20:42Speaker 04

  Fuck.

• 1:20:43Speaker 06

  This is not.

• 1:20:43The Fat Electrician?

  No, we'll read. Can we read the name? Because that's ridiculous.

• 1:20:46Speaker 04

  It is.

• 1:20:47The Fat Electrician?

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:20:48Speaker 06

  Bro.

• 1:20:51The Fat Electrician?

  On, on three, gentlemen. One, two, three.

• 1:21:11Speaker 04

  I'm that one. Dear God.

• 1:21:12Speaker 03

  Brandon's like, oh, it's not over yet.

• 1:21:15Speaker 04

  How does this fucking happen?

• 1:21:17Speaker 03

  When you're a hero, Brandon, people do things for you.

• 1:21:20Speaker 02

  Fucking hero.

• 1:21:22The Fat Electrician?

  That's a full on. I feel like I'm smuggling stolen valor from my deal box to you.

• 1:21:28Speaker 04

  You're my forced valor dealer.

• 1:21:31The Fat Electrician?

  I think technically this is the authorization for the individual that gave it to you to wear it.

• 1:21:36Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:21:36The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, okay. This is the memorandum that he got.

• 1:21:40Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:21:42Speaker 06

  Oh, um, speaking of weird, uh, like awards and shit, you guys know, um, I did an angry meme review about them. You know Throck, the destroyer, the big SF guy that was running with Pete Hegseth?

• 1:21:54Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:56Speaker 06

  I know who he is.

• 1:21:57Speaker 02

  The big boy?

• 1:21:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, I know who he is and um I don't want to throw the guy under the bus, but I I went overseas with a buddy, a great guy, and now he's got stars on his collar. He's very nice. And he was like-

• 1:22:09Speaker 02

  Wait, that guy has stars?

• 1:22:10Speaker 06

  No, no, no, my friend, my friend has stars. And I was like, hey, Hacksath was where you're at around there, somewhat that area. Do you know anybody that could get me in touch with this dude? And he's just like, yeah, hold on, I'll figure it out. And he figured it out. And then he gave me, I think, his commander's email or his email. And I'm trying to get him a P O B. He is not happy that he made it like all over the fucking United States because of, yeah, because he's like an S F commander. He's like, he's a, he's a, yeah. He's like a fucking lieutenant colonel in the special forces. He likes to be, no one sees his face. He's like, he's the silent professional, like legitimately. And I was like, hey, I'm reaching out, because I used another channel to try and get to him and be like, hey, bro, I want to send you a thing. He's like,

• 1:22:52Speaker 06

  hey, we talked to him, he like, he wants to lay low. He doesn't want to know, he was, doesn't want anything. I'm like, no, I'm not going to make a story about it. I want to give him an Anna boy. And he was like, no, sorry, man, he's radio silent. And I was like, fuck you, I'm going to get some stars involved. And then I called my buddy and I was like, give me this mother and I'm going to send him a goddamn gift. So, sir, respectfully, I'm gonna get you some shit. You're gonna get it from my email.

• 1:23:16Speaker 02

  Like, I don't understand, like, mentality wise, like, why could you not lean into that? So I I made a series of tweets.

• 1:23:23Speaker 06

  Because he's a silent professional, he's not a SEAL that has to make a book about it.

• 1:23:26Speaker 02

  I get it.

• 1:23:27Speaker 06

  Or lose his eye.

• 1:23:28Speaker 02

  I totally get it. But like, if you're, if you're accidentally thrust into the spotlight, so I made a series of tweets referring to him as the tactical Kool-Aid man. Because like, dude could just go straight through the fucking wall.

• 1:23:41Speaker 06

  And unit.

• 1:23:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's a fucking monster. And I'm like, why would you not play into that? Like, I, they, I think they took his picture and were like, tougher people are hard to kill. Like, that was the whole big army's thing.

• 1:23:51Speaker 06

  Was he the one in the commercial where he says harder to kill? No, that was, no, no, no, that was a different, the different refrigerator.

• 1:23:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's just like, dude, why not lean into that? Like, obviously, you're, you're fucking the top, like, right? You are the absolute, like, top of your field. You're special forces in a unit commander. I got it. You want to be the quiet professional, but if you're thrust into that role, bro, play Captain America, play John Barcelona before he died on Iwo Jima, run that shit, right?

• 1:24:18Speaker 06

  Nah, I see where he's at. He wants, he wants to do the job. He wants to do the job.

• 1:24:22Speaker 03

  And I mean, social media would suck if you're trying to hide everything, especially with what you do. And you're like, ah, this could endanger my family. Now everyone in fucking America knows you and not only America overseas. So you don't know the repercussions of that. You're just like, dude.

• 1:24:37Speaker 04

  Which I totally understand, like the privacy concerns and stuff like that. But I mean, that being said, when, remember when ISIS released their kill list?

• 1:24:45Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:24:46Speaker 04

  Like five, 10 years ago, something like that.

• 1:24:47Speaker 06

  Tim Kennedy was on it. You know, he's got a backpack full of grenades.

• 1:24:51Speaker 04

  Well, so he's covered. He's covered in that case. But, but how many of our friends were on that fucking list?

• 1:24:57Speaker 06

  I wasn't. I was so disappointed.

• 1:25:00Speaker 04

  We, like, I'm, like, it was double digits.

• 1:25:02Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:25:02Speaker 04

  People we knew on that list, but it, God, nothing ever happened. Like, it's a

• 1:25:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, what a bunch of pussies.

• 1:25:10Speaker 06

  Didn't kill one of my friends. What a bunch of dicks.

• 1:25:15Speaker 03

  Have they met the influencer?

• 1:25:16Speaker 04

  They didn't even try. They were like, how many flights have they ever been able to even afford over here?

• 1:25:22Speaker 06

  At least three.

• 1:25:24Speaker 02

  You know, that, that is my favorite comeback on the internet is every time somebody says something about like an aggressor nation. I'm like, how about you get with the Taliban? You guys brainstorm. They tried for a year and failed. Maybe you guys can come up with a new plan to actually get me.

• 1:25:36Speaker 03

  Dude, they have really good helicopter pilots, though.

• 1:25:43Speaker 04

  I was so disappointed.

• 1:25:45Speaker 06

  They get in the cockpit. There's way more controls than a donkey.

• 1:25:51Speaker 02

  Where, where do you put your dick? Where does the penis go?

• 1:25:58Speaker 03

  Do they?

• 1:25:58Speaker 04

  Is it the reason why they have the, the, what is it? The Toyota, the, the Hiluxes? It's the only car they can't destroy.

• 1:26:06Speaker 06

  The reason the Taliban is dead. Sorry, I got like that.

• 1:26:11Speaker 02

  You know, I actually.

• 1:26:12Speaker 06

  Is you. Who sung that? Chumba Wamba?

• 1:26:14Speaker 02

  I wanted to ask around here, right? Like, so the common thing that I've run into is that America ran out of Afghanistan. We were chased out and all that stuff like that. Like, does anyone here feel that way? Or like, where, where do you, where does your logic lie?

• 1:26:26Speaker 04

  So I did the math on this yesterday.

• 1:26:28Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:26:31Speaker 04

  GWOT deaths.

• 1:26:33Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:26:34Speaker 04

  Five. United States.

• 1:26:36The Fat Electrician?

  Thousand two hundred some?

• 1:26:37Speaker 04

  It was, so in Iraq and Afghanistan, I believe it was just over 7,000.

• 1:26:41Speaker 06

  That's Iraq and Afghanistan. And we compared that to just Afghanistan's numbers, didn't we?

• 1:26:45Speaker 04

  Uh, no, we, we, we compared that to, uh,

• 1:26:48Speaker 06

  All GWOT.

• 1:26:49Speaker 04

  The, the, the total deaths in GWOT.

• 1:26:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:26:51Speaker 04

  So American deaths roughly around 7,000, which is nothing to sneeze at, uh, over the course of how many years?

• 1:26:57Speaker 02

  Twenty something years.

• 1:26:59The Fat Electrician?

  Twenty, yes.

• 1:27:00Speaker 04

  Uh, how many total deaths in GWOT do you believe?

• 1:27:04Speaker 02

  I know of Afghanistan only, which is estimated between for the Taliban and a coalition forces for them, uh, between 51 and 100,000.

• 1:27:15Speaker 04

  Total was 4.5 to 4.7 million.

• 1:27:20Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 1:27:20Speaker 06

  The KDR is 600 to 1.

• 1:27:22Speaker 04

  It's more than that.

• 1:27:24Speaker 06

  We did the math.

• 1:27:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was like 650 or something to 1. It's like.

• 1:27:28Speaker 02

  They're gonna call us campers. That's what they're gonna do.

• 1:27:31Speaker 06

  It's a lot of airstrikes.

• 1:27:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:33Speaker 04

  We got pulled out by anti-cheat.

• 1:27:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:36Speaker 06

  You know how many tactical nukes we could have called in?

• 1:27:38Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 1:27:39Speaker 06

  Lot.

• 1:27:40Speaker 03

  Oh, tell us about the missiles there.

• 1:27:41The Fat Electrician?

  I mean.

• 1:27:42Speaker 04

  We were, we were actually the only one in that conflict you could have called in and knew.

• 1:27:47The Fat Electrician?

  To answer, to answer your question, you have to like, people don't have a good grasp on like, when a war ends, I guess. So the, the problem is, is like, in my opinion, a war ends when you dismantle the current government.

• 1:28:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28:03The Fat Electrician?

  Whereas a lot of people seem to be under the impression the war isn't over until you dismantle the current government and get every single civilian on your side at all times.

• 1:28:12Speaker 03

  Yeah. Establish a brand new government.

• 1:28:14The Fat Electrician?

  Right.

• 1:28:14Speaker 06

  Which is easy when communism is your opponent.

• 1:28:16The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:28:18Speaker 02

  Cause people get food. It's really easy to buy them over.

• 1:28:20Speaker 06

  You want food or you don't want food? You wanna eat?

• 1:28:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28:23Speaker 06

  You wanna go home?

• 1:28:24Speaker 04

  I mean, hell, we were doing that when they were still communist with the Berlin airlift.

• 1:28:28Speaker 02

  That's true. I, I, it's just, so I, I broke down just Afghanistan because I couldn't speak for Iraq. I like, I, I got bored and I was like, I wonder what, you know, because for me, a good measure of a, a, and a country's fighting force is if you took both of those countries and around the same time, you had them fight the same enemy. Holy shit. The Russians fought, well, the Soviets fought Afghanistan from 1980, I want to say 83, 84 to 88. Actually, maybe earlier because it was, theirs was 10 years. Uh, and then we fought from 2000.

• 1:29:04Speaker 04

  Late 70s.

• 1:29:05Speaker 02

  Yeah. And then we fought from 2001 until 2021, 2022, wherever we did. So I was like, let's do a side by side comparison. Turns out Russia in 10 years, lost 15,000 troops in Afghanistan. We lost in 20 years, 2,400 troops.

• 1:29:23Speaker 04

  So Russia was 79 to 89.

• 1:29:25Speaker 02

  79 to 89, okay.

• 1:29:27The Fat Electrician?

  In their defense, how much of that was to exposure to the elements due to bad logistics of communism?

• 1:29:32Speaker 02

  That's true. You know, people always bring up.

• 1:29:34Speaker 04

  How many of them would have still died in Russia?

• 1:29:36Speaker 02

  That's totally true. Um, but the US, so then I was like, all right, well, let's look at enemy kills. The, the Russians killed between, I want to say it was 75 to 90,000 in their 10 years of enemy troops.

• 1:29:52Speaker 04

  Which also, like, just to prove, to fucking hammer that point home, uh, they were doing things like poisoning water holes.

• 1:29:59Speaker 02

  Yes, they were, it was genocide to them.

• 1:30:02Speaker 04

  You didn't know that?

• 1:30:03Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:30:04Speaker 04

  No, they were straight up like pouring, like poison in water, water sources.

• 1:30:07Speaker 02

  They were putting landmines inside of teddy bears, like Russia.

• 1:30:10Speaker 03

  Oh, they were just like, okay, hey.

• 1:30:11Speaker 04

  We weren't trying to avoid civilian casualties, they were trying to cause them.

• 1:30:16Speaker 02

  And I can prove that mathematically. So, well, at least by the numbers. So the US, we killed between 51 and 100,000 enemy combatants while we were there in 20 years. So relatively comparable. Now we look at civilian casualties. The US civilian casualties, best estimation for just Afghanistan, not Iraq, just Afghanistan, 49,000. Now, civilian casualties by the Russians in 10 years, a little over 1 million.

• 1:30:47Speaker 02

  They were killing everything.

• 1:30:51Speaker 06

  Just stacking bodies.

• 1:30:52Speaker 02

  So like, I don't understand why US gets all this flack about us like, oh, constantly killing civilians. Like, the Russians are way worse, like, tenfold to what we did. Actually, like, I think that's like 12 or 15 fold to what we did.

• 1:31:04Speaker 06

  That's fucking wild.

• 1:31:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:31:06Speaker 06

  Well, communism, right, Nick?

• 1:31:09Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:31:10Speaker 06

  You love it.

• 1:31:11Speaker 02

  Big fan.

• 1:31:12Speaker 06

  Actually, when's your next communism?

• 1:31:14Speaker 02

  Who won the Cold War, Nick?

• 1:31:16The Fat Electrician?

  Us, Metallica.

• 1:31:21The Fat Electrician?

  What do you want me to say? Blue jeans?

• 1:31:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:31:26Speaker 02

  I always love that. Like, America didn't win the Cold War. Like, it was between US and Soviet Union, which one of those still exists?

• 1:31:32Speaker 04

  Thank God that show happened before they dropped the Reload album.

• 1:31:38Speaker 06

  I haven't told it this story.

• 1:31:40Speaker 04

  We might have lost the cold before.

• 1:31:41Speaker 02

  We got a story.

• 1:31:42Speaker 06

  It's not my story. It's a buddy of mine who is special forces. And since we're talking about Afghanistan and like, the Russians. It's, it was one of my favorite stories to listen to. And my buddy would tell it all the time. And I want to share it with you because it's, I think it's cool. So during the Russian pullout of Afghanistan, there was a base, I forget where it is, I wish I could tell you the name.

• 1:32:04Speaker 06

  Somewhere in Afghanistan, the Russians are pulling out and they're, they're driving everything in fucking trucks, right? So they're like, hey, here's the space, the Taliban's coming up, they're pushing back, Taliban, whoever it was, Mujahideen back then. They're, they're fighting us, we're pulling out and they're murking us as it goes. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna send everybody from this base in a fucking massive convoy up this one road to get the fuck out of here, go to Russia, and a bunch of Spetsnaz are gonna stand by, they're special forces, are gonna stand by at the post and fight off anybody that comes. And I forget if the Spetsnaz were just like there on a mission, like, we're here to defend until whatever happens? Or if they had some trucks and they could get out of there. Either way.

• 1:32:49Speaker 06

  The opposite side was ready. So the massive convoys leading with all the shit. They get in this valley, they get an ambush. Everybody in that ambush dies. All the trucks, all the equipment, every single Russian dies.

• 1:33:06Speaker 06

  And then there was an attack on the post and it's all a Spetsnaz. And they're all in one building and all the Mujahideen closing on this building. And they kill every single one of the Spetsnaz. You can see like this building is like filled with bullet holes. And like, Rich, what do you mean that building is filled with bullet holes? My buddy's there with one of the Mujahideen that had fought the Russians. And then he's like, hey, so this is where you fought all the Russians? Like, yeah, we killed all the Spetsnaz. They were in this building and we murked it. We just threw everything at it, rockets, RPKs, PRKs, everything with a fucking K was at this building and we killed all the Spetsnaz.

• 1:33:45Speaker 06

  And he's like, well, then what happened? He's like, do you see this big concrete pad? He's like, yeah. He's like, they're all buried here. They dumped all the Spetsnaz in a like unmarked grave and then poured concrete over it. It's just all this dirt, a building that's all fucked up and this random pad of concrete. That's like poured shitty like by, you know.

• 1:34:08Speaker 02

  Well, Afghans.

• 1:34:09Speaker 06

  By Afghans. And so, and that's how the conversation got brought up. He's like, hey, what's this big concrete pad? He tells them that story and he goes, and the concrete pad you're standing on is all the Spetsnaz that we, that I and all these other guys killed from the Mujahideen. Holy shit.

• 1:34:22Speaker 04

  On the construction skills or the concrete pouring skills of people who could never conquer the third story building?

• 1:34:29Speaker 06

  That's fair. That's.

• 1:34:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's about right.

• 1:34:35Speaker 06

  The only thing they can build.

• 1:34:37Speaker 04

  Mexican.

• 1:34:38Speaker 06

  The only thing they can build well is graves.

• 1:34:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. All right. I gotta ask a question real quick. Okay, we, so you guys, some of you have been in Afghanistan before. You got all these influencers who are like, oh, we're taking our vacation to Afghanistan on TikTok and stuff. How do you feel about that?

• 1:34:57Speaker 06

  They're doing that?

• 1:34:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, like these fucking little baby boy influencers are like, we're taking our vacation to Afghanistan.

• 1:35:05Speaker 04

  Griff seems to really like it. Like, obviously, those people are just retarded, but.

• 1:35:10Speaker 06

  I mean, if you're Muslim and a man, that's probably kind of cool.

• 1:35:13Speaker 02

  That's probably great if you're Muslim and a man, but.

• 1:35:15Speaker 04

  Would you let your wives go there alone?

• 1:35:16Speaker 02

  Nope, no.

• 1:35:17Speaker 06

  Ah, depends if I want a divorce.

• 1:35:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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• 1:35:52Speaker 06

  Did I sign a prenup or not?

• 1:35:53Speaker 02

  It's a lot like going on vacation in North Korea. They're gonna let you see what they want you to see, but like, if you spend enough time there, you're gonna find out that women are for babies. Men are for pleasure, so are goats and so are so are fucking donkeys. I mean, tell me if I'm wrong, anybody.

• 1:36:08Speaker 04

  So we have more in common than we think.

• 1:36:13Speaker 02

  They have like, it's, it's, it's crazy. Like, the thing that I would say overall bothers me most about Afghanistan, when I see like these young influencers go there. Like, I think back and you see like, World War II vets, like you guys have had World War II vets here on the podcast. And I'm so fucking jealous of that, by the way, like those guys are just living legends. And like, they get to, if they want to, go back to Normandy and like, see where they've been previously.

• 1:36:39Speaker 06

  They're treated like heroes too on this, like.

• 1:36:41Speaker 02

  And I know like, for people in GWAT.

• 1:36:43Speaker 04

  That was liberation in France. I mean, yeah.

• 1:36:46Speaker 02

  I know for those of us in like GWAT, we'll never be able to do that. Like, we'll never be able to go back. And so like, when I see all this shit and like, all these, these kids going over there, like, they have no idea that we, we spent 20 years of just everything we had to give a generation of children and families hope. Like, that was the thing that bugged me the most when we pulled out of Afghanistan and everything collapsed. It's like, I gave everything I had to give a generation hope. And the Afghans that we left in charge are cowards. Like, that's the thing that burns me the most about the whole situation.

• 1:37:24Speaker 06

  Influencers doing influencers.

• 1:37:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, influencers be I I met my first influencer in the wild.

• 1:37:30Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 1:37:31Speaker 02

  I did. It was some dude. He had like fucking stickers all over his bone stock Mustang GT like he didn't even have the fucking a regular license plate on it. He had like the the stupid three sixty camera sticking off the back of it. He's doing forty miles an hour down Rogers Lane and just like switching lanes real quick thinking he's cool. And I was like, oh, you silly bitch. I'm just trying to go get some Chinese food, man, like.

• 1:37:52Speaker 03

  I love you.

• 1:37:53Speaker 02

  That was my first time ever seeing one.

• 1:37:54Speaker 04

  We had, I I know. I think we've had the same Uber driver before. Uh, the guy who, uh, like the Afghanist, the the Afghani guy? Yeah, he was a he was an interpreter in Afghanistan.

• 1:38:05Speaker 02

  Oh, hell, yeah.

• 1:38:06Speaker 04

  And, uh.

• 1:38:07Speaker 02

  Some of those dudes are legit.

• 1:38:08Speaker 04

  Well, he his whole thing is he's just trying to make enough money here to get his family out because his family is still there.

• 1:38:14Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 1:38:15Speaker 04

  Which that's its own wild things like leave.

• 1:38:20Speaker 04

  Being able to leave your.

• 1:38:20Speaker 03

  You helped, but we're not gonna bring you back.

• 1:38:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I that luck. The whole pullout like I'm so torn because on the one hand I look at it like my brain is is is torn, right? Like you got moral and then tactical. Tactical, leaving fucking quickly makes logical sense. Less bodies used. Uh, you know, it's more expensive to get that equipment back. Like, I totally understand that. But the moral aspect, we had a lot of allies and assets and and people helping us there. Like, we shouldn't have done that.

• 1:38:48Speaker 04

  That and I just don't believe in pulling out.

• 1:38:52Speaker 02

  I do the push and pray. I push past all our important stuff and blow my load into her heart.

• 1:38:58Speaker 04

  What the fuck?

• 1:39:00Speaker 06

  Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast.

• 1:39:04Speaker 04

  I love how quickly we oscillate. It's like a metronome.

• 1:39:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:39:07Speaker 04

  Where it's like.

• 1:39:08Speaker 06

  First of all, very serious. Words that I don't know what they are. I'm gonna take it as an offense.

• 1:39:17Speaker 06

  You want I'll oscillate the shit out of you. You say that word again. He's gonna influence you.

• 1:39:22Speaker 03

  That was actually one question I had. I wanted to. I don't remember how everyone met because everyone has different like how did you two meet? How did Brandon like?

• 1:39:32Speaker 04

  I I know the story about how me and Rich met.

• 1:39:34Speaker 03

  That's yes, it's it's one of my favorite stories.

• 1:39:38Speaker 06

  You're uh Mike the cop.

• 1:39:40Speaker 04

  Yeah. Cause we were all hanging out in Charleston, South Carolina, cause Cody just invited us down. We're just like, hey.

• 1:39:46Speaker 06

  That's the one I didn't go to.

• 1:39:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was the one he said.

• 1:39:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, we invited you to go there.

• 1:39:50Speaker 04

  And just like usually you were very late.

• 1:39:52Speaker 06

  By not going this time.

• 1:39:56Speaker 02

  We never know when Eli's showing up. That's fair.

• 1:39:59Speaker 06

  I made a joke to JT this morning. I was like, hey, man, I'm gonna go see the boys and blah blah and do a podcast. He's like, oh, that's cool. I was like, yeah, I'm supposed to be there at noon. I'm gonna show up at 12:30 though, cause you know, Eli. And he's like, yeah, I'm on it.

• 1:40:12Speaker 06

  We just start till like two, two, three, two.

• 1:40:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:40:14Speaker 02

  I don't even know what time it was.

• 1:40:15Speaker 04

  Once again, checks out.

• 1:40:16Speaker 01

  Height of COVID, 2000.

• 1:40:19Speaker 04

  2020.

• 1:40:20Speaker 06

  Summer love. It was a summer, summer love, baby. Yeah, cause that's when my riots happened in Buffalo.

• 1:40:24Speaker 04

  Shit was burning down in Charleston, too.

• 1:40:26Speaker 01

  I invited Eli to come down. We got a nice beach house on Isle of Palms in Charleston.

• 1:40:31Speaker 04

  He said, I'm going to the airport now.

• 1:40:32Speaker 06

  Yep. And then I didn't go.

• 1:40:34Speaker 01

  He didn't go.

• 1:40:35Speaker 02

  I'll be there in like three hours.

• 1:40:37Speaker 04

  I was like, I don't think Eli's coming.

• 1:40:39Speaker 06

  That's the most I'm on my way text I've ever heard in my entire life. I'm on my way, not even to the airport.

• 1:40:46Speaker 03

  Dude, I, when I was supposed to first meet Savannah, I'd never told this. Uh, my first flight, I was gonna go out there. I was visiting a friend. And I was gonna go meet her and I text her that day. I had a ticket and everything. It was like, hey, I'm actually not gonna go. Like, sorry, I just didn't feel, I was like, eh, something feels off. I'm just not gonna go visit my friend or her for the first time and waited.

• 1:41:04Speaker 01

  You, Eli?

• 1:41:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know, we're. So I stayed up every.

• 1:41:09Speaker 02

  There's the tism right there.

• 1:41:11Speaker 06

  You're like, oh my god, too much people right now.

• 1:41:14Speaker 01

  So I got, I got this big house. I was like, invited all my friends out, Eli include, Eli included. And, uh, you know, my, my good friends, Brandon Herrera, Rich comes. And, uh, what did you say to him?

• 1:41:26Speaker 04

  So I, we had never met before.

• 1:41:28Speaker 06

  Mm hmm.

• 1:41:28Speaker 04

  And the.

• 1:41:29Speaker 06

  Remember the first thing you asked me? What kind of man am I?

• 1:41:32Speaker 04

  I don't remember this at all.

• 1:41:33Speaker 06

  You said, hey, hey.

• 1:41:35Speaker 04

  Oh, okay. I do remember this.

• 1:41:36Speaker 06

  Go ahead.

• 1:41:37Speaker 04

  The, the gun?

• 1:41:38Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 1:41:38Speaker 04

  Yeah. You an AR guy or an AK guy?

• 1:41:41Speaker 06

  And I said, you know what? I really like ARs. I like, they're my jam, but I just, I love AKs, man. I think I'm more of an AK guy. I had no idea who the fuck he was.

• 1:41:51Speaker 04

  Good.

• 1:41:51Speaker 06

  And he was just like, sweet, we're gonna be friends. I was like, ah, cool. And then I made, you know, he didn't know who I was. He thought I was Mike the Cop. But I also never seen a single video he did and I lied and said, yeah, I love your stuff.

• 1:42:02Speaker 04

  Also, you know, I, I legitimately thought I, I like, I'm like, oh, I'm pretty sure I've seen him around. Cause the way you described him, like, oh, I think I know who you're talking about. And we're on the beach and I had said something and I don't remember what it was, but it was one of those like, strike, strike glasses. I remember some shit like.

• 1:42:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, you were like, I had like three beers and, and I was like, hey,

• 1:42:23Speaker 06

  do you think I'm Mike the Cop? And his face went.

• 1:42:27Speaker 04

  I had been, not only like, was I called out for something off, but he was called out exactly who I thought you were.

• 1:42:35Speaker 06

  Yep. I was like, cause I'm not him and I, and in my typical fashion, I thought it was hysterical that he felt awkward. And then I thought, I was like, this is the best joke ever.

• 1:42:46Speaker 04

  Bullied for the rest of the week.

• 1:42:47Speaker 06

  Oh, it was great. I loved it. I had, dude, I had ammunition every time you wanted to say something. I was like, all right, well, you know, like and subscribe, Mike the Cop. And he was just like, fuck.

• 1:42:57Speaker 04

  Fuck. The first ever you rich, I think you ever got.

• 1:43:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, that was the first one. Yeah. It's the start of many fuck you riches.

• 1:43:05Speaker 01

  How do you meet Cody?

• 1:43:08Speaker 06

  We, that, that was our first time that we met in person. It was actually the same thing, but we were like talking back and forth on the internet and you were like, oh, you're still in like, that's cool.

• 1:43:20Speaker 06

  Dude, I, you know what? We, we just kind of broed out. I, it's, it's such like a man's story. Like, you know, like the typical, wife said, you tell your wife, hey, I'm gonna go golfing with Gary and you come back from golf with Gary and wife's like, you know, what, what's going on with Gary and his wife? And you're like, I don't know.

• 1:43:37Speaker 04

  Us, the first time we met.

• 1:43:38Speaker 06

  I'm, dude, I, I feel like I haven't changed at all. I'm just.

• 1:43:42Speaker 04

  Cause I gave you my shades.

• 1:43:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:43:44Speaker 01

  I was gonna be young Brandon.

• 1:43:45Speaker 06

  And like the wife asked you like, hey, you know, Gary broke up with his wife. Did you talk about the divorce? You're like, oh no, but you were golfing with him for four hours. And like, that's kind of me and Cody. Like, I don't know what started our friendship or when, what we started talking. But we were already like friends and knew that we melded together and he invited me out to go hang out. And then, yeah.

• 1:44:05Speaker 01

  And then I made like three videos about you freaking out on public service and.

• 1:44:09Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 1:44:11Speaker 04

  The knife hand of the judge is probably my favorite.

• 1:44:13Speaker 06

  He retired.

• 1:44:14Speaker 04

  Did he?

• 1:44:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's no longer.

• 1:44:16Speaker 02

  The influencer.

• 1:44:19Speaker 06

  Guy, guy, fucking guy. His, his, uh, daughter, stepdaughter through marriage, I think, is, works with me.

• 1:44:30Speaker 01

  The, the funniest thing was, like, I'd known you for like a little bit. We were friends. And you would text me and you're like, I'm on the news again.

• 1:44:39Speaker 06

  Yep. I, hey bud.

• 1:44:41Speaker 01

  What the fuck are you doing? And I would just search it up and sure enough, guy.

• 1:44:45Speaker 06

  Would you?

• 1:44:46Speaker 04

  Listen here, guy.

• 1:44:47Speaker 06

  When you made the chest bump video of me chest bumping that dude, I, I think it was with Taylor. I think it was Taylor at the time. It was. I was in bed and she was next to me. And we, I wanted to watch it with her. So, hey, Cody made a video about me chest bumping this guy. And let's watch it together. And when that part came on, I laughed so hard. I was kicking in bed on my back. I laughed so hard.

• 1:45:14Speaker 04

  Calling it a chest bump is like calling you an influencer.

• 1:45:19Speaker 01

  Ethan, have you seen that video?

• 1:45:21Speaker 02

  No, I don't think I've seen that one. I was just thinking about the one where.

• 1:45:24Speaker 01

  Puerto Rican kid tried to get his kid or tried to get his friend out of a police car. And Rich runs over and just chest bumps him.

• 1:45:31Speaker 04

  And he goes, next year.

• 1:45:33Speaker 01

  He goes flying.

• 1:45:34Speaker 02

  I gotta see this, man. I, the only one I've seen like before, uh, I mean, I guess. Before I really knew who you guys were was when you pinned down the, uh, the minority. I know that doesn't narrow it down.

• 1:45:47Speaker 06

  That was my. That sounds worse. That sounds bad.

• 1:45:50Speaker 02

  The guy who was there with the skateboard like hitting the, I think he hit your truck or something like that. And like, people were like, you can't kneel on him. He's a black man. And you were like, he's just a man. And that was, I was.

• 1:46:00Speaker 04

  Which is like the least discriminatory thing possible.

• 1:46:02Speaker 06

  Unfortunately, it happened right across the street from this massive apartment complex filled with pieces of shit. And then all the pieces of shit that were in that apartment complex emptied out and just made it a complete race thing. As you're in full uniform too. Army uniform, right?

• 1:46:19Speaker 04

  I got it. I got it. The, the, the chest bump in the space.

• 1:46:23Speaker 06

  We can put this up on, it's in this case.

• 1:46:26Speaker 02

  I gotta watch this.

• 1:46:31Speaker 06

  And here I come. And the crowd starts interfering with the arrest. That's when the commander in pig shows up.

• 1:46:46Speaker 02

  Oh, I love it. Oh, it's so good.

• 1:46:58Speaker 02

  Oh my.

• 1:46:58Speaker 04

  Remember when we enjoyed making videos? That's crazy.

• 1:47:02Speaker 02

  Oh my God.

• 1:47:03Speaker 06

  Don't worry, it'll happen again. Once I get back on the streets, I'll, I'll let you know when I get.

• 1:47:08Speaker 02

  Cody, by the way, I think you should go back to the mustache. I really liked it. Lose the beard, keep the mustache. I think it was magical. It was good.

• 1:47:15Speaker 06

  Moody, Moody.

• 1:47:17Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:47:17Speaker 06

  Mustache only? Nope.

• 1:47:22Speaker 06

  And then Eyes of Terror. Yes.

• 1:47:27Speaker 04

  My mother's saying no. Yeah, mustache only.

• 1:47:32Speaker 03

  He's so handsome with the mustache.

• 1:47:34Speaker 06

  Get that dick broom back. So, can I tell you something? Two stories come from that. One, inside baseball.

• 1:47:43Speaker 06

  While I was running towards him, that guy that I chest bumped, I was like, thinking.

• 1:47:51Speaker 06

  Am I going to forearm him and give him an elbow and put him under arrest for trying to, he was literally trying to un-arrest somebody that was being arrested. He's like grabbing officers that are trying to affect an arrest. Am I gonna elbow him and do a use of force at a full sprint? Which is probably, he's probably not gonna wake up from that for a little bit. You know, am I gonna elbow him, do a use of force and arrest him? Or, and then at the last second, I'm like, none of that is worth it. Drop it. You're just gonna chest bump him out of the way. So like my arms up here and I'm sprinting and then I go drop, chest bump. And then he came back and I was like, well, you wrote your own story today and handcuffs and.

• 1:48:30Speaker 04

  It was a choose your own adventure.

• 1:48:33Speaker 02

  And Lou.

• 1:48:34Speaker 06

  Did you see the one where you fucking hip toss that dude? Yeah. Did you break that one down? He didn't know that was me. That never came out.

• 1:48:42Speaker 03

  Well, him, sorry. The, oh, that one never came out.

• 1:48:45Speaker 06

  I don't think he's seen that video and he's never done a breakdown.

• 1:48:47Speaker 02

  You got a new video, Cody.

• 1:48:49Speaker 06

  Hip toss. This is like two frames. It's like he's up and then he is vertical to the concrete floor.

• 1:48:55Speaker 04

  I'm up, Rich sees me, I'm down.

• 1:49:00Speaker 04

  The influencer strikes again.

• 1:49:01Speaker 01

  I'm upset now because I built my entire career off of watching Rich beat the fuck out of people.

• 1:49:06Speaker 06

  Wait a second. Hold on. And that's 800 videos. Rein it back here.

• 1:49:12Speaker 02

  All I know is I'm getting on Photoshop and taking that, uh, the cover from the movie The Equalizer and chaining it to the influencer with Rich's face on it.

• 1:49:19Speaker 04

  In full blackface.

• 1:49:24Speaker 02

  Rich is getting in trouble.

• 1:49:26Speaker 06

  If I don't do it, it's not my fault.

• 1:49:29Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 1:49:30Speaker 06

  Second story that came out of that is I had an internal affairs investigation on that.

• 1:49:34Speaker 01

  Oh, you did?

• 1:49:35Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:49:35Speaker 01

  Wouldn't have never guessed it, Rich.

• 1:49:37Speaker 06

  Was, it was not for the use of force because the use of force was appropriate. It was because one of the people that I arrested, their mom complained. Because I went up to this person, that was an armed robbery and we got the gun.

• 1:49:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's how that whole scene started.

• 1:49:53Speaker 06

  Whole scene started because it was an armed robbery and I had the victim in my car. We ran, I got over there, another cop, guy had the gun, threw it, another guy picked it up. We chased him down, he threw it, I grabbed the gun. And then, this is where the complaint comes in, I go over to this person and I go, "You, come here, fat boy." Just like that.

• 1:50:17Speaker 04

  I've heard the fat boy story.

• 1:50:19Speaker 06

  I go, "Come here, fat boy." And he's like, "Me?" I go, "Yeah, you." And I grabbed him and I put him in handcuffs and I throw, well, I didn't put him in handcuffs. I threw him in the car because it was so chaos. There was only two cars at that point. There wasn't all those cops there at that moment. It was chaos. So I threw him in the car really quick and his mommy made a complaint that I called him fat boy. And the best part of this is this guy is retired now, but there was an Internal Affairs Lieutenant that had seen me grow up throughout the police department, from rookie to where I was at the moment. And he's like, "Rich, your reports, when you write them to Internal Affairs,

• 1:50:59Speaker 06

  are great to read because they're exactly what happens in the camera, but it's you telling the story but just typed out and I can, I can hear you say it."

• 1:51:12Speaker 04

  JR Tolkien over here.

• 1:51:13Speaker 06

  Right? And he goes, "So you're, we're investigating you calling this guy fat boy in that like you shouldn't have said fat boy." And I go, "But that's the physical description that I had of the person, that he was the fat person in the white shirt, not the skinny person in the white shirt, that I asked the victim." I'm like, "Hey, skinny guy in the white or fat guy in the white?" He's like, "Fat guy." I'm like, "Sweet." The whole, the chaos erupts.

• 1:51:33Speaker 04

  So you had the victim saying, "Fat boy."

• 1:51:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, so the whole chaos erupts and that's how I, that's how I identified him as a suspect. So when I say, "Come here, fat boy," that's like, that's what the victim told me.

• 1:51:46Speaker 04

  So if you asked the victim, let's say he's a, of the darker persuasion, you asked him to say, "Is he the hard R in the white or the hard R in the black?" Could you get away with saying it?

• 1:51:56Speaker 06

  If I was on the stand and they asked me what the person said verbatim, I have had to say the N word on the stand.

• 1:52:02Speaker 04

  You've done that?

• 1:52:03Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah. Well, if I don't, I feel like my, oh, yeah. Legal contact.

• 1:52:10Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:52:11The Fat Electrician?

  It's just the judge looking at Rich, say the word, you're under oath. That's a judge, peer pressure.

• 1:52:17Speaker 04

  To be fair, to be fair, Joe Biden has said the same thing, including in the floor of the Senate. So.

• 1:52:25Speaker 01

  Say the word.

• 1:52:26Speaker 06

  Yeah. When you're on the stand and they're like.

• 1:52:28The Fat Electrician?

  Influencer.

• 1:52:29Speaker 06

  When you're on the stand and either the defense or the prosecution, you know, the district attorneys are asking you like, and what did the person say? And you're like, well, they said, you're not going to catch me, fuck you, N word. Well, I say the whole N word because that's what he said verbatim. Uh, but in this case, uh, once again, I'm talking to the internal affairs lieutenant and he's like, this is the complaint you said of fat boy. And I was like, is that fat boy? And that's what he's like, yeah. And so during the internal affairs investigation, instead of saying fat boy, I say like portly young man and overweight youth.

• 1:53:05Speaker 06

  Obese male. I just tried to kept thinking of different adjectives to describe him. And in the middle, I'm like, he's, it's recorded, but not video. It's just audio.

• 1:53:17Speaker 06

  He's like, he's like putting his hand over and being like, stop, stop, stop. And I'm like.

• 1:53:25The Fat Electrician?

  You went full sing songy is what you're saying.

• 1:53:28Speaker 06

  I went full sing songy.

• 1:53:33Speaker 06

  Yeah. Poorly young man. He didn't like that I called him fat boy. So in my interview with internal affairs, I used every other word, including, uh, scientific medical terms like obese.

• 1:53:46Speaker 04

  Obese youth number three.

• 1:53:47Speaker 06

  Wait, Cody, what was, how many times did you get investigated?

• 1:53:51Speaker 04

  Not enough.

• 1:53:55Speaker 04

  Did you actually ever like have like a serious investigation where they're trying to fuck you up? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, once or twice. Damn.

• 1:54:02Speaker 02

  I mean, when he specifically stopped on the side of the road and said, you shouldn't have had the sun go down and just broke out his ass.

• 1:54:11Speaker 02

  Nick, how did you get into this circle? Cause like, I think you were the reason I ended up in this circle and we'll get into how I met Eli in a minute. Cause that's, I've been waiting like seven episodes of unsub to tell the story of how I met Eli.

• 1:54:23The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, I've got a story, buddy. Eli too.

• 1:54:25Speaker 04

  The second time.

• 1:54:26The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, no, I have told the story before. Just Cody just hit me up on Instagram. I was like, hey friend. I was like, hi. You want to come on my podcast? Sure. And then I flew out here and I was on the podcast.

• 1:54:34Speaker 04

  But my favorite story is like when he picked you up from the airport. Dude. The first three minutes.

• 1:54:40The Fat Electrician?

  I didn't know shit. And I'd like, it was the first time I'd flown in 10 years. Like I didn't have Uber on my phone or nothing. I thought they were picking me up and he wasn't responding. Batty wasn't responding. I text Cody. He's like, yeah, I'll be there in like 15 minutes. I'll be in the Raptor. Okay, cool. Pull up, hop in his Raptor. Hey, I'm Cody. Hey, I'm Nick. How's it going? Blah, blah, blah. And then it's just like, we're pulling out of the airport and it's just like awkward silence of like two people that don't know each other at all. And Cody just like trying to break the ice like, so what do you do? I was like, I'm an electrician. And Cody just goes, fuck.

• 1:55:24Speaker 04

  My God. And then the rest is history.

• 1:55:26The Fat Electrician?

  And then he drives me out to Batty's rental house at the time, which I'm telling you right now, Batty's house at the time looked like a house out of like, uh, the Devil's Rejects movie.

• 1:55:35Speaker 04

  I was just about to say a thousand corpses.

• 1:55:37The Fat Electrician?

  It was literally like down a road that had not been maintenance since it was built 40 years ago. And it's like, you gotta put it in four wheel drive to get there. You get there. It's this little tiny house just out in the middle of the desert.

• 1:55:50Speaker 04

  Most importantly, the air conditioning didn't work.

• 1:55:52The Fat Electrician?

  The air conditioning didn't work. It was hot as fuck. You open up the door. His living room had like 7,000 reptiles in it.

• 1:55:58Speaker 04

  I could touch the ceiling.

• 1:56:00The Fat Electrician?

  All right. I'm getting fucking murdered. Probably should have vetted these guys more. I was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I walk in the bathroom. There's a bathtub slash shower with no shower curtain, just the rod. Shit all over the way. Oh, well, that's where I'm going to get my kidneys taken out of me later. This is awesome.

• 1:56:18Speaker 04

  Why does it have ice in it?

• 1:56:21Speaker 02

  So yeah, that's how I got involved.

• 1:56:23Speaker 06

  I do remember you asking me, why should I do long form content though?

• 1:56:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:56:28Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 1:56:29Speaker 02

  It worked out.

• 1:56:29Speaker 06

  I think we were all like.

• 1:56:30Speaker 04

  Redacted bar.

• 1:56:31Speaker 06

  Me and Brandon and Eli, we're all like, do long form content, Nick.

• 1:56:36Speaker 03

  I don't think anyone's.

• 1:56:37Speaker 04

  I remember.

• 1:56:38Speaker 03

  Well, no one's gonna watch an hour.

• 1:56:40Speaker 02

  It's true.

• 1:56:40Speaker 04

  Well, you're like, what? Like, my videos are like, you know, uh, two minutes long. How, who, who the fuck's gonna watch me for, for 30 minutes? Now you, you make the longest videos of any of us?

• 1:56:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:56:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:56:51Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 1:56:52Speaker 06

  Yeah. Thank God you did long form, otherwise you'd still be wearing that metal Roman helmet.

• 1:56:58Speaker 02

  You talking about the Roman helmet guy?

• 1:57:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:57:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:57:02Speaker 06

  I don't know. I was a joke. I had a joke like he stole his thing.

• 1:57:06Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:57:07Speaker 06

  Oh, they're the same person, you know?

• 1:57:09Speaker 02

  Well, we're not gonna talk about the eyes and mouth thing that people steal.

• 1:57:12Speaker 06

  I was just about to make a joke about it.

• 1:57:13Speaker 04

  Well.

• 1:57:14Speaker 06

  How did you get in this?

• 1:57:15Speaker 02

  So it's, it's a wonderful experience. Uh, so Eli messages me on Instagram. Uh, I, I think I'd been tagged in unsub videos like fucking a thousand times.

• 1:57:27Speaker 06

  Show, did you message?

• 1:57:31Speaker 02

  Was it show that messaged me?

• 1:57:33Speaker 04

  Show just spawned out of the stairs.

• 1:57:36Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:57:36Speaker 04

  What the fuck was that?

• 1:57:37Speaker 02

  Well, okay, I guess it was show, messaged me and was like, hey, you know, we'd like you to come.

• 1:57:44Speaker 04

  The taker man.

• 1:57:47Speaker 04

  Y'all keep talking shit. Don't start your car.

• 1:57:53Speaker 02

  She was like, god damn it. Oh my god.

• 1:57:56Speaker 06

  Remind me, I have a story about that.

• 1:57:58Speaker 02

  Oh, god. So show texts me, uh, through, through Instagram was like, hey, you know, we'd like you to, to come on the podcast. And I was like, oh yeah, cool. I've heard of unsub, unsubscribed, but I, I had no idea who was on it. I had no idea who you were. So I was like, I'm gonna fucking look into Eli, right? I'm gonna figure out who the, who the hell Eli is. I looked in who bad he was at the time, cause I was, I think that was the last podcast with that group. Yeah, was, was me. And, um.

• 1:58:23Speaker 06

  Kiss of death.

• 1:58:24Speaker 02

  It was me, yeah.

• 1:58:25Speaker 06

  That's his nickname.

• 1:58:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, right?

• 1:58:27Speaker 04

  We have the influence.

• 1:58:28Speaker 06

  You're both influencers.

• 1:58:31Speaker 02

  So I like six hours go by because Eli doesn't do anything on time. And I completely forgot that I had contacted unsubscribe. I have a brother named Eli. I love my brother death, but he's also a convicted felon and a deviant who gets a new cellphone every time the sun goes down.

• 1:58:50Speaker 03

  Oh, my clientele.

• 1:58:51Speaker 02

  So I get a text from Eli and says, Hey, uh, what's up? This is Eli and I think it's my brother and my response is something along the lines of, oh, what'd you get a new fucking phone for this time dickhead, right? Like something stupid, not realizing it was.

• 1:59:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like.

• 1:59:09Speaker 02

  And like, as soon as I said it, like my brain, like 30 seconds later clicked on. It was like, oh, fuck. Like I panicked and I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, man. I have a brother named Eli. Like I thought this was him. And they, they, you know, you guys invite me out and I like, honestly, it was a really good experience. I get here, uh, still don't know where the thermostat is in this house. I have no idea where it is. Okay. Uh, I was like.

• 1:59:30Speaker 03

  Everyone knows.

• 1:59:31Speaker 02

  I could see like everyone.

• 1:59:33Speaker 03

  And point it at the same time.

• 1:59:35Speaker 02

  No one was here at the time. It was just me. And I was like, oh, this is cool. Like I took a couple of selfies, like I'm on unsubscribe, right? And like I text Eli, cause I could see my breath in this house. And he goes, yo, yeah. Hey, come on over to here. Uh, you know, I'm here with Brandon, not realizing Brandon meant Brandon fucking Herrera. So like Eli, nothing personal. I was not a fan of you. I was the biggest fan of Cody.

• 1:59:57Speaker 03

  Not a fan. Sounds like a dig.

• 1:59:58Speaker 02

  I'm sorry.

• 2:00:00Speaker 03

  And hated your content, Eli. Looked in.

• 2:00:03Speaker 02

  I was like geeking over fucking Cody and I had seen some of Brandon's content. So I knew who he was. I didn't, I didn't really like know much about you. And so like I walk into this bar and it's you and Brandon Herrera. And I was like, I. My middle name is not fucking. I think it is. I'm pretty sure it is.

• 2:00:22Speaker 03

  Gonzales.

• 2:00:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, right? It's, uh, Consuela, Porquito, uh.

• 2:00:31The Fat Electrician?

  And Neil and Doyes.

• 2:00:33Speaker 02

  And, uh, but yeah, that was the first time I'd ever met Brandon. I remember taking a selfie with him that didn't turn out very well because there was a big light behind both of us and he probably thought I was a goober and uh.

• 2:00:42Speaker 04

  I always just thought you were a nice man.

• 2:00:44Speaker 02

  Yeah. And that was my first experience here. And I remember the second time I came, I'd never met Nick in person. We talked to each other. But I'd never met Nick in person. The second time we were at another restaurant when I showed up and Nick was like, hey, just come to this restaurant. I was like, cool. And the only open spot was next to Cody. And I remember geeking the fuck out. I was like, oh my God, a stoned operator. I geeked the fuck out for a few minutes. Yeah, that was my thing. Look, I, you were the only one I was really a fan of. Okay. Give me a break here.

• 2:01:12Speaker 06

  Y'all have really good memories. Do you remember when I said, I don't remember.

• 2:01:16Speaker 02

  Embarrass me. Look, man, I'm trying. I'm telling the story as it went.

• 2:01:19Speaker 06

  Didn't have to tell the story.

• 2:01:21Speaker 02

  Oh, god damn it. Fuck you.

• 2:01:22The Fat Electrician?

  Do you guys know that Eli has a magic cabinet in his kitchen?

• 2:01:26Speaker 04

  What? All right.

• 2:01:27The Fat Electrician?

  Bro.

• 2:01:28Speaker 02

  Now we're here for it.

• 2:01:29The Fat Electrician?

  I went to Eli's right before I had to fly home and I was like, I want one of those Eli gummies. And he's like, cool.

• 2:01:39Speaker 04

  Oh, we're telling this story.

• 2:01:41The Fat Electrician?

  And he's like, cool. And he walks over to a cabinet and spawns gummies. I'm like, okay, cool. And I eat it and I'm like, that's fine. And then like 20 minutes later, somebody else is like, I want a certain type of fungus. And he was like, cool. And he walks over to the same cabinet. And hands out. I was like, okay, this is where he keeps his drugs. That's fine. And somebody's like, somebody's like, I want a protein bar. And he's like, cool. He walks over to the same fucking cabinet. I'm like, okay, okay. That's where he keeps all his edible shit. I guess. That's fine. That's fine. Whatever.

• 2:02:16Speaker 04

  Can I have a bottle of water?

• 2:02:19Speaker 02

  So then somebody, we're talking about eight, six blackout because Taka didn't know much about it. And he's like, oh, bro, it looks like this. He walks over to the same cabinet and there's bullets in it too.

• 2:02:30Speaker 02

  It's the fucking Mary Poppins bag of a cabinet in his kitchen. I forgot about that.

• 2:02:36Speaker 04

  Eli reaches into his magic bag.

• 2:02:39Speaker 02

  And the worst part is as it's going, I'm getting progressively more high and I'm like,

• 2:02:46Speaker 02

  what's going on?

• 2:02:49Speaker 04

  So it's, it's bigger on the inside. It's his retardist.

• 2:02:55The Fat Electrician?

  I forgot your face was

• 2:03:04Speaker 06

  Oh my god. The craziest part of that story is Cody goes, you know, I'm looking for like a thick, young Latina.

• 2:03:12Speaker 06

  Moody comes out of there.

• 2:03:14Speaker 04

  Was not provided.

• 2:03:16Speaker 02

  I actually had an interesting question and I was thinking about this on the flight over here. I don't know why I thought about it. So we know communism, communism, communism summons Nick. Fuck. I was just wondering what would summon the rest of you guys?

• 2:03:29Speaker 02

  Like stop resisting three times will probably be rich. Both of them.

• 2:03:34Speaker 04

  Old habits die hard.

• 2:03:37Speaker 01

  Latina, Latina, Latina.

• 2:03:41Speaker 02

  What about you, Brandon? AK.

• 2:03:42Speaker 04

  Ah, I don't know. That's a, that's a hard one. Cause well.

• 2:03:46Speaker 01

  Trunion, Trunion, Trunion.

• 2:03:48The Fat Electrician?

  Trunion, Trunion, Trunion. Trunion, Brandon, Trunion.

• 2:03:52Speaker 04

  I still get people commenting just Trunion and I know exactly what the fuck.

• 2:03:57Speaker 06

  I psyop, I'm not, I'm not gonna lie. This was an intentional psyop of you and your fan base. When I started doing angry meme review. Where is Trunion? Wait, hold the on. I don't know this. You know this?

• 2:04:10Speaker 01

  Trunion.

• 2:04:13Speaker 04

  Tism, there's two, two Trunions on an AK. One's the rear Trunion that holds the recoil spring, dust cover, stock, all that. Front Trunion is where the bolt locks up and it also holds the barrel to the receiver of the gun.

• 2:04:24Speaker 06

  Brandon also says Trunion like four, five, six, 10, a dozen times in every video he's talking about.

• 2:04:32Speaker 04

  I'm sorry. I use the right name for the word.

• 2:04:34Speaker 01

  It's not a sexy word though.

• 2:04:36The Fat Electrician?

  Trunion.

• 2:04:37Speaker 01

  Trunion, ooh.

• 2:04:39Speaker 02

  It sounds like a sexually transmitted disease in my opinion. Like I just.

• 2:04:42The Fat Electrician?

  My bolt is sliding on your Trunion, Brandon, ooh.

• 2:04:46Speaker 04

  Like.

• 2:04:47Speaker 02

  Hey, you wanna look at this? Oh, you got a Trunion growing on your penis there.

• 2:04:53Speaker 01

  Yeah. You want to touch my Trunion?

• 2:04:55Speaker 04

  Choke, choke rich and hear the word Trunion.

• 2:05:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, when I die, it's gonna be him choking me. I'm gonna be like, "Trunyan!" And I'm gonna come when he kills him. So I, my psyop was, I wanted to affect Brandon and his community. And so I was like, if I be like, "Trunyan, Trunyan, Brandon," because he says it so many times, I wanna get Brandon to crack on videos and be like, "Rich, every time I say 'Trunyan' now, I think of you," and I fucking laugh and keep fucking up my videos.

• 2:05:28Speaker 04

  I think I've said that verbatim.

• 2:05:30Speaker 06

  Yes, you did in like one or two videos. And also, I wanted like-

• 2:05:34Speaker 04

  Like I paused and was like, "Fuck you, Rich."

• 2:05:35Speaker 06

  Yep. And which, fucking, I came. So, and then also, I wanted to see his comments be like, he said "Trunyan" 37 times. And I wanted somebody to make a compilation of him saying "Trunyan." There is a compilation video from a fan-

• 2:05:50Speaker 04

  Is there really?

• 2:05:51Speaker 06

  Five minutes or seven minutes of you saying "Trunyan."

• 2:05:54Speaker 04

  Well, it's gonna be longer now. There's gonna be a new one, I promise you.

• 2:05:58Speaker 02

  They're gonna grab it from this episode.

• 2:06:00Speaker 06

  So my goal was, I wanted to, you know, like, make "Trunyan" a thing for Brandon, um, without forcing him to do it by like my, my psyopping skills. And, and it worked so well.

• 2:06:15Speaker 04

  There is a video, and it was, uh, I, I saw it because somebody sent it to me, and it said, uh, "Brandon Herrera Says the N-word." Is the name of the YouTube video.

• 2:06:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 2:06:25Speaker 04

  It's just me firing a Palsa P50, I think it was, and I just look at the camera and I go, "Nice."

• 2:06:35Speaker 04

  I was like, "Why does this have 40,000 views?"

• 2:06:37Speaker 06

  Those comments have to be gold. It was all Tony Gonzalez's campaign.

• 2:06:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:06:42Speaker 06

  That's, that's all of the views.

• 2:06:43Speaker 04

  Some of the videos they used in that campaign were fucking hilarious.

• 2:06:47Speaker 06

  Dude, they were great.

• 2:06:48Speaker 02

  I wonder if you run again, like, since the last time, how many, like, snippets they're gonna get from UnSub or the UnSub Live or Pepperbox? You know they're gonna pay for a subscription.

• 2:06:56Speaker 04

  What's wild is that they still had to spend, they had to outspend me 10 to 1 to even make any of it stick. Because it's, it's, it's crazy. Like, half the shit that they used too, they're like, just like, "Oh, oh, loo-look, uh, uh, how can we make veterans hate this guy?" And the more clips they showed, the more they're like, "Yeah, this guy's pretty..."

• 2:07:14Speaker 02

  Dude, like the, the whole like premise of the thing like kind of blows my mind like I try and explain to even my students like social media is more powerful than anything we know. And to put it in perspective, we are what 23, 24 years past nine 11. And we have people advocating for terrorism because of social media, because Hamas has a better social media campaign than the IDF does. Like social media is stupid fucking powerful and the powers that be don't understand how powerful social media is.

• 2:07:46Speaker 04

  They're starting to, which is interesting. It's, it's been very funny to watch that ship get steered by the caboose.

• 2:07:51Speaker 02

  Yeah. When they try to use social media and they have the, the little hairy Sissens and those. Oh my gosh.

• 2:07:57Speaker 04

  Choose your character. The new White House, uh, like all the comms they've got there.

• 2:08:02Speaker 02

  Savage.

• 2:08:03Speaker 04

  Fucking killing.

• 2:08:04Speaker 02

  Great.

• 2:08:04Speaker 04

  The new social media team has been hilarious.

• 2:08:07Speaker 02

  I, I love when you get like the weebs or the fucking super tards, liberal tards or whatever. Like I, everyone knows I don't pick sides. I just, I call both sides retarded if they're stupid, but like they're like, I can't believe we have the president of the United States sharing this. I'm like, fucking awesome. Terrorists dying. It's great. I love it. I love every bit of it.

• 2:08:26Speaker 04

  Getting some like fentanyl dealer deported to Studio Ghibli copies is hilarious.

• 2:08:32Speaker 02

  Oh, the fat lady?

• 2:08:34Speaker 04

  If it was a lady, then fuck it. I don't know what that was. That was bizarre, but hilarious. I'm like, I love whoever's running this account.

• 2:08:42Speaker 03

  Dude, it's crazy watching that new wave because they're treating it like here's old legacy media. Oh, we'll do the same thing. But now with our personal accounts. I swear they probably use you guys as models for running for Congress because that was not done to that.

• 2:08:56Speaker 04

  So how did not do it?

• 2:08:57Speaker 02

  No, you will not.

• 2:09:02Speaker 04

  I can give you plenty of advice on that.

• 2:09:04Speaker 02

  Well, think about it. If you would have spent maybe two million more dollars, you probably would have beat him.

• 2:09:10Speaker 04

  It was way less, well, that was, that was less than I spent total.

• 2:09:14Speaker 02

  Cause you, you, you lost by what, like 70 something votes?

• 2:09:17Speaker 04

  It was 400 votes in a runoff election. So we, we, we progressed from the, uh, from the primary, to a runoff. So it was just me and him. And I think they, like, he and all of the, uh, you know, PACs, super PACs, everybody that was running ads for him, something like 13 million, I think is what it ended up being.

• 2:09:36Speaker 02

  That's fucking nuts, man.

• 2:09:37Speaker 04

  13 million dollars to beat a YouTuber as an incumbent, which by the way, incumbents already have like a 93%.

• 2:09:46Speaker 04

  93% reelection rate. It's crazy.

• 2:09:49Speaker 02

  I would say you probably, next time you have to put Cody on your payroll. Cause he was just, it was savage.

• 2:09:54Speaker 01

  You know what we can do after they split 13, like 1.3 million dollars or 13 million? You know what we get to do? This.

• 2:10:11Speaker 01

  Get fucked, dude.

• 2:10:15Speaker 02

  That was the only reason I got traded was to see what Cody said.

• 2:10:19Speaker 01

  You almost beat your opponent. We get to get drunk and talk shit.

• 2:10:25Speaker 02

  You know what happens if you, you lose? The streets, motherf- You know what happens if I lose?

• 2:10:32Speaker 02

  That ring changes. That's crazy.

• 2:10:37Speaker 01

  God damn, best job ever. Best job I ever-

• 2:10:40Speaker 02

  I, I do have to do a quick shout out to my boy Jankwagon here. He's a, he's a Jankwagon. It's a 1068 that was constantly falling apart and lighting on fire. It's, it looks like a toaster with tracks. My boy is, uh, having some liver failure. He's a good dude. I told, I told him next time I'm on unsub, he's, he's a hell of a dude. Jankwagon's fucking awesome people. So I told him I'd do a shout out on that. I do 21 pushups for you. Yeah, 21.

• 2:11:04Speaker 04

  We hope Jankwagon's doing okay.

• 2:11:05Speaker 02

  There we go. You got it from Brandon Herrera. Cody, I do want to ask a question. Where, where do you think you're going to get married at? Ooh. Charleston, South Carolina. Oh.

• 2:11:16Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 2:11:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:11:17Speaker 06

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna place to be. That's still gonna be, is it gonna be water? What are you thinking on that?

• 2:11:22Speaker 01

  Oh dude, I want big oak trees, the moss hanging off of.

• 2:11:25Speaker 04

  What is your scent? What's the scent you're gonna use for the table?

• 2:11:28Speaker 06

  You've been waiting your whole life for this.

• 2:11:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:11:31Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, this is your first and only one, isn't it?

• 2:11:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:11:34Speaker 06

  What?

• 2:11:36Speaker 01

  It wasn't you, Rich.

• 2:11:39Speaker 02

  I'll still marry you.

• 2:11:40Speaker 06

  Shut God every time. Man, I'm just, I'm like.

• 2:11:44Speaker 01

  Just could've let.

• 2:11:45Speaker 02

  I thought you were sad. I was trying to build you back the fuck up.

• 2:11:49Speaker 06

  You couldn't read the.

• 2:11:52Speaker 06

  The subtext that said awkward silence in parentheses? Yeah. That's what Rich was going for.

• 2:11:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was trying to break the awkward silence by like making, uh.

• 2:11:58Speaker 06

  Did the parentheses say Ethan broke the awkward silence?

• 2:12:02Speaker 02

  No, I wasn't paying attention to that.

• 2:12:05Speaker 06

  The guy can read everything but the room. Every training manual.

• 2:12:11Speaker 02

  I understand missiles, not people. Okay. That is my fucking tism. We got the tism Titan over here when we're talking about.

• 2:12:20Speaker 01

  That's a great shirt. It's just, I can read missiles, not people.

• 2:12:25Speaker 06

  That is a really good shirt.

• 2:12:26Speaker 01

  The missile knows where it's not.

• 2:12:28Speaker 06

  Dude, watch it. Just going on kinda consensual and reading just. The one, I missed an episode. I turned that one on and I was like, oh, what happened in this one? I just did a quick jump in it. You just shaved your head. I was like.

• 2:12:44Speaker 06

  And then immediately wherever I skip, Rich is just lighting him up. I was like, he just get bullied.

• 2:12:50Speaker 06

  That was the whole episode. Getting shit on, then I read the comments. And then it's like, Rich is so mean to him. I was like, dear God. My wife yelled at me and she came on. I think you were, you were back and it was the four of us. Or you might've, you might've left. I think you were gone after that one. It was just the three of us.

• 2:13:08Speaker 02

  I'm so glad I was.

• 2:13:09Speaker 06

  And she came on over my shoulder and she's talking to the guys and she's just like, I told him not to pick on Ethan. And I'm like, he's not here. I'm still gonna pick on him though. He like, he doesn't have to be here for me to do that. She's like, I told him he's gotta be nice. Everybody was mean to him in the comments and I was like, he's a grown ass man. Okay.

• 2:13:28Speaker 02

  I can handle some smoke.

• 2:13:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, then I got that text from you.

• 2:13:32Speaker 02

  Okay, we don't talk about that, alright?

• 2:13:34Speaker 06

  Over the top.

• 2:13:35Speaker 02

  Look, all I said is that you were going to be explicitly named in my.

• 2:13:40Speaker 04

  All I'm saying is I think you've got good enough hand eye coordination where you could the first time.

• 2:13:46Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 2:13:47Speaker 06

  You can't put that one in.

• 2:13:51Speaker 06

  Hysterical. Glad you said it. You just can't put that one in. You beat me to that shit.

• 2:13:55Speaker 04

  Really, here we go. I was about to say he got the good.

• 2:13:59Speaker 02

  That's how I know I got the right friend group is they immediately make.

• 2:14:03Speaker 06

  You guys are really going for the neck on this one.

• 2:14:08Speaker 02

  Look at me.

• 2:14:12Speaker 03

  Oh, man, I think on that one, we could close her out, Mr. Cody.

• 2:14:15Speaker 04

  Close it, buddy. Are we doing an after show?

• 2:14:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, we'll do a 10 minute, 10 minute after show, just complete chaos.

• 2:14:21Speaker 04

  Well, guys, thank you for coming to the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, fat electrician, angry cops, habitual line crosser, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Join us on Patreon for the after show. Love you.

• 2:14:35Speaker 03

  Love you. Oh, yeah. Where do we find you?

• 2:14:37Speaker 02

  Habituallinecrosser.com.

• 2:14:39Speaker 06

  Uh buffalo pd.org.

• 2:14:43Speaker 06

  Let them know how good of a job I'm doing and that I deserve a fucking medal. Yeah, you can, you can email and you can.

• 2:14:49Speaker 03

  Hey, unsub, welcome. Hi.

• 2:14:51Speaker 06

  What's the website? It's not a website. It's, it's the Buffalo Police Department's email.

• 2:14:55Speaker 03

  Go to that email. Tell them what a fantastic member Rich is to society and.

• 2:15:01Speaker 02

  You're gonna get called into someone's office.

• 2:15:02Speaker 06

  Influencer.

• 2:15:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, just address him as the influencer.

• 2:15:05Speaker 06

  No, don't do that. No, no, no.

• 2:15:10Speaker 06

  The higher ups don't know that. They're gonna be like, what? No, you can, let's, God, what? You and him.

• 2:15:16Speaker 04

  Maybe, maybe this just isn't the episode for that. Be like, in any Buffalo. News outlet, you can find Rich.

• 2:15:25The Fat Electrician?

  Actually, all I want to see is go to Google, go to leave a review at Buffalo PD and just leave a really five stars for Rich and just be like, "Love Rich."

• 2:15:33Speaker 04

  No, just call up the Buffalo Police Department Headquarters and tell them that I'm doing a good job. I would just love to see the fucking fake reviews. It's like, "Five star." "Detective Richard Hive, my wife, and it was fantastic."

• 2:15:44Speaker 04

  She loved it and I cried when they looked at me and said how beautiful it was. Oh my god.

• 2:15:49The Fat Electrician?

  I saw that video. And off to the aftershow.

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