192 - Donut Operator's Secret Nickelodeon Past & Funny TSA Stories | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 192

IT"S CHRISTMAS! And the boys are back together again to talk about the Unsub Live Tour, childhood Christmas gifts & Cody's secret TV past?? Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! MAGIC MIND Try Magic Mind today and use code UNSUB20 for up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off your first purchase! MANSCAPED Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code UNSUB at https://manscaped.com GHOSTBED Right now GhostBed is offering 50% off everything if you use the code –UNSUBSCRIBE at checkout or go to https://www. GhostBed.com/Unsubscribe ADAM AND EVE Go to https://www.adamandeve.com and use code UNSUB for 50% off + Free shipping + Rush Processing! ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast BUY US A DRINK! https://paypal.me/UnsubscribePodcast FREE TO USE MEDIA (Please tag Unsubscribe Podcast) https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1uppmQHMGf8uI2OuOatp932e3S2VGy0PE?usp=sharing ------------------------------ FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Eli_Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro to Podcast 00:10:10 - TSA Experiences 00:32:03 - Twitter Monetization 00:38:41 - Live Show Experience 00:42:31 - Dallas Recovery 00:48:50 - Live Show Plans 00:53:38 - Funny Stories 00:59:34 - Garage Piss Funnel 01:04:40 - Cultural Food Mix 01:10:21 - Futurama References 01:19:10 - Meat Canyon's Studio Setup 01:22:50 - Brandon's Shop Employees 01:26:40 - Fan Encounters and Safety 01:35:40 - George Foreman Discussion 01:40:06 - Ali's Heavyweight Title 01:44:05 - Amish Raw Milk Raids 01:54:00 - Digital Blue Commercial 01:58:20 - Cody's Childhood Ads 02:03:26 - Ninja Turtles Lore 02:09:51 - The Redbox Saga 02:16:21 - Podcast Wrap-Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  Military piss is the worst piss. It's just cigarettes and energy drinks.

• 0:35Speaker 02

  What if I put this in my [BLEEP]? Suspect has reversed into my car at about 30 miles an hour.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  No, no! Free red boxes for unsupped fans. Uh oh, frame is [BLEEP] up!

• 0:45Speaker 02

  Oh, spaghetti!

• 0:50Speaker 02

  That may have some claw.

• 0:51Speaker 01

  You may have...

• 0:52Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 0:53Speaker 01

  Mr. Coe got you a craw?

• 0:56Speaker 02

  A craw?

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Tangerine or what?

• 0:58Speaker 02

  Pulling out the Asian accent this early? Do you have a craw?

• 1:01Speaker 01

  Do you have the craw?

• 1:03Speaker 02

  It's pretty...

• 1:04Speaker 01

  Oh my god, we got the countdown, okay? Three, two, one.

• 1:15Speaker 03

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast Christmas Special. As you can tell, we're a little bit festive. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, fat electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you for joining us. We love you.

• 1:27Speaker 01

  Merry Christmas, you beautiful bitches.

• 1:28Speaker 02

  And this is the part where we become claymation.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  For the entire episode, Finn's gonna animate it by hand.

• 1:35Speaker 02

  This is gonna be expensive. Finn, we walk in, Finn's like, he's no clay models of us. He hasn't slept. It's Christmas when it comes out. We need to find somebody who can do that for just a split second as a joke. Just hell.

• 1:51Speaker 01

  Just like Rudolph?

• 1:55Speaker 01

  Oh my God, we are, uh, well, we're about to go, yeah, it's Christmas special. We are filming this ahead of, we're like in between the live tours right now.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:04Speaker 01

  So we're about to go.

• 2:05Speaker 02

  Tomorrow.

• 2:06Speaker 01

  Tomorrow, finish those bitches out. Those aren't draining at all. Side note, holy, y'all are, the amount of stuff y'all brought us, thank you so goddamn much. Like, thank you.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  We had, uh, we had four shows.

• 2:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  We had those four shows, we had four VIP meets, and you guys gave us really good stuff.

• 2:29Speaker 01

  Dude, Brandon now has his own infinity gauntlet with the medal of honor in the middle.

• 2:32Speaker 02

  Forced valor.

• 2:35The Fat Electrician?

  You wearing all the medals on your shirt, like.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  Oh, that was very funny.

• 2:39The Fat Electrician?

  Korean war general.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  It was, cause they, it became a bit, cause people were just during the, the VIP were just coming up and giving me like their medals.

• 2:46The Fat Electrician?

  No, look at this thing.

• 2:47Speaker 02

  They would pin them on me and then like toward the end, I just like, I, I succumbed to the bit in the last show. And just put on all the wearable ones at once.

• 2:56The Fat Electrician?

  I brought you more medals.

• 2:57Speaker 02

  Oh, goddamn it.

• 2:58The Fat Electrician?

  They're getting sent to my P O box now to give to you. Just.

• 3:03Speaker 02

  I thought, here I thought we could actually retire the joke with Quinn Romichay.

• 3:07The Fat Electrician?

  No, but this medal is actually really rare and it is, in my opinion, potentially the coolest looking medal that the United States has. It was given to me by.

• 3:17Speaker 02

  Clarifying the United States, cause Germany's got some rad medals, dude.

• 3:22The Fat Electrician?

  The wind, the windmill one?

• 3:24Speaker 02

  The windmill of friendship. Yeah.

• 3:28The Fat Electrician?

  So this was given to me by a, a combat rescue guy from the air force. And this is the, uh, US air force combat action badge. And very, very few people actually have this medal because there's not very many MOSs in the air force that see direct combat.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  That is actually really cool.

• 3:48The Fat Electrician?

  And he wanted me to give you that. And it's a pretty sexy looking medal.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  That is actually a really cool looking medal. I've never seen one of these before.

• 3:53The Fat Electrician?

  Neither had I. That's way cooler than the cab.

• 3:56Speaker 01

  My P O box.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  No, that's really cool. I like the gold red. That's neat. Have you seen it?

• 4:00Speaker 01

  I seen that. So now Brandon, I love this even more. You have a C I B and a C A B, a combat action badge. You're gonna combat infantryman's badge.

• 4:09Speaker 02

  It was.

• 4:09Speaker 01

  You have every like form of I've seen combat.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  It was very funny because there were like a couple boomers on your Twitter on that post because you posted that picture of me just like, oh God. And like they, they clearly don't get that this is obviously a joke and it is tongue in cheek. They were like looking at the medals. They're like, I see air force, army and navy. I believe this guy never served. Let me Google. This might be stolen valor.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  I'm gonna AI check him. Well, shit, he has served in all these branches.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  If you ask chat G P T and Brandon. And every branch.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  Just the random boomers are saying shit like that. It cracked me up, man. Cause it got, that post got like 27,000 likes. Cause I said, can we get a, like get a hand for our brave veterans out there?

• 4:55Speaker 02

  And me like drinking hand like.

• 4:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. The last tour, like we're all beat and he's wearing every single medal everyone's giving them. And yeah, there were comments, people were like, you can't have that many.

• 5:07Speaker 02

  Those bastards lied to me.

• 5:10Speaker 01

  Dude, my favorite moment is like pinning those, um, shout out, uh, what show? Can you look up the guy's name that, um, did the Purple Heart unsub things?

• 5:19Speaker 02

  Oh, those are so cool.

• 5:20Speaker 01

  Yeah. His company, what is his company? Those are, we're gonna start working with him for, uh, some more.

• 5:25Speaker 02

  Challenge coin stuff.

• 5:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. Like it was just phenomenal. And he did that on his own. So I want to make sure we get his name and.

• 5:32Speaker 02

  Cause that was a bag of them. We gave them out at the, the San Diego show.

• 5:35Speaker 01

  Like, yeah.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  We're just chucking them. We probably hit some people really hard.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  Multiple people. I remember Rich trying to throw the can and it didn't make it blew up and hit somebody else.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  At a historic theater.

• 5:47Speaker 01

  We're just causing chaos everywhere we go.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Have we dropped smoking in these theaters?

• 5:53Speaker 01

  Fucking Jack was wanting to smoke in the theaters.

• 5:56Speaker 03

  We did two shows in Nashville and in between them, apparently somebody got drunk, puked shit and passed out while.

• 6:02Speaker 02

  Naked in the bathroom.

• 6:04Speaker 01

  I was walking out and they're like, yo, is that your fan in there? I was like, what? What?

• 6:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. And then you see it. You're like, no, absolutely not. That is a homeless man.

• 6:14Speaker 03

  This is after the manager of the event came to us and said, the staff is very scared of your fans. They're not doing anything.

• 6:22Speaker 01

  Looks like they, well, okay. That could, uh, could burn across. Also could just be here to count trains. I'm not sure.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  They were like, we'll make sure that they know, like, they can't bring weapons, blah, blah, like, they were, they were literally expecting people to walk in with like guns on their hip openly. Like, if you see any guns, just tell them to put it in their car. And I'm, I, he didn't think it was very funny when I replied, uh, brother, if they're bringing guns in, you'll never see them. I won't see them.

• 6:44Speaker 03

  A guy brought an AT4 rocket launcher in right after he got done telling us the staff was terrified of us.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  Baller mood, by the way.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  Ball the whole thing in.

• 6:57Speaker 02

  Excuse me while I whip this out.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  Y'all are autistic. You don't know, like, I'm sure this will be found in this establishment, walking into a crowd that has no fucking clue.

• 7:10Speaker 03

  Because by the way, you guys drink every drop of booze at all those events. So we appreciate that.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  We have always, uh, if you didn't know this, you have managed to break records every time we go to a venue. I had a brewery hit us up because he seen we were on the Houston one. He seen we were on tour. He's like, hey, uh, if you guys want to come back, like, we'll, we'll set you up for free. I was like, well, that's dope.

• 7:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, we, uh, you guys drink, as it turns out. You might have a problem.

• 7:37Speaker 01

  Uh, it, it's.

• 7:39The Fat Electrician?

  No problems, just expensive solutions.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 7:43Speaker 05

  Mandatory fun coins.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  Mandatory fun coins. Yes, mandatory fun coins. Uh, they're on Instagram and like the level of detail, again, on, they, we didn't know those were going to be made. And he just brought that huge bag and it is a purple heart, just as unsub in. Oh, and it's in actually like metal, metal.

• 8:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, the, the unsub purple heart. And Eli said, thank you. Immediately took him and threw him into the crowd.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  I still have mine.

• 8:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, I grabbed one. Everyone grabbed one of these.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're just like, yeah, pocket that and pipe medals.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  Hey, yeah, chuck it as hard as possible.

• 8:17Speaker 03

  For that, that one with Rich throwing the white claw.

• 8:22Speaker 03

  For the layout of this historical theater, you got, of course, the top deck and you got the bottom deck. And Rich was trying to throw a white claw to someone on the top deck and it just hit, hit the banister and just spilled white claw over like 30 people.

• 8:34Speaker 02

  A splash zone. Meanwhile, this is like a 200 year old theater.

• 8:38The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, named after the first Ameri- like Crispus Attucks Theater.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, and also, though, they had a fantastic green room.

• 8:47Speaker 02

  Did you?

• 8:48Speaker 01

  Tried to make it cheese.

• 8:51Speaker 06

  Shut the fuck up.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  It was so good. Now, we're back. We're getting ready for the big shows now. Cause those were big, but they are small compared to the shows we're about to play.

• 9:04Speaker 02

  Boston's like 1100 people, I think.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  That's the same theater, I think, that Joe Rogan did his, one of his Netflix specials in.

• 9:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, you were saying that.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, it's big.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  We're just checking out, as you said the other day, like checking off bucket list items that we didn't know we had. We go, oh, the rhyme, okay, that's a, they will add that so I can check it off.

• 9:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, we got, what are we doing? Atlanta, Buffalo, Boston, right? The next three days.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  Atlanta, Boston, Buffalo.

• 9:30Speaker 03

  Yep, Atlanta, Boston, Buffalo, next three days.

• 9:32Speaker 02

  Buffalo's like seven degrees under two feet of snow.

• 9:34Speaker 03

  Very cool.

• 9:35Speaker 02

  Fuck you, Rich.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  Can't wait to get stuck there.

• 9:37The Fat Electrician?

  What's wrong with that?

• 9:38Speaker 02

  We love you, but fuck you, man.

• 9:40Speaker 01

  Dude, look at this thing. This is fucking dope, too. I'll put this.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, we got a bullet school. We were scared about getting that one through TSA.

• 9:48Speaker 01

  How did we?

• 9:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 9:50Speaker 01

  Who the?

• 9:50Speaker 02

  Wait, what? Connor Keastard did.

• 9:52The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, Brandon.

• 9:53Speaker 06

  I shoved it, I shoved it in my ass.

• 9:55The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon, how did you get all your war medals through TSA?

• 9:59Speaker 02

  Oh, no. That was actually very funny. So this is the closest I've ever come to stealing valor.

• 10:10Speaker 02

  They've made it very clear throughout my entire internet career. I'm like, from day one, like, never served, just a gun guy. Gun nut, like historic shit, and I like military stuff. Been around the military my whole life, so I've just always been around the community. But I never served.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  Well, so all of, all of you guys are given these awesome medals, which, by the way, like, of course, like, the joke makes me uncomfortable, clearly, but I, I do appreciate it. It's, it's really cool. It's really, it's neat, and it's, it's an awesome gesture from, from the military community. But I had a whole fuckload of them in my bag, my carry-on bag, because I don't have a checked bag. So I just carry this big old Tri-Zip, and I just have a whole pocket that's just full of these medals that I've accumulated from all the live shows. And we're going through TSA.

• 10:52Speaker 03

  It had to be like 50 of them, right? It was.

• 10:54The Fat Electrician?

  It was like, it was like a freezer bag, full, full.

• 10:58Speaker 02

  And it was heavy, by the way. To speed walk through an airport with you like damn, but I go through TSA and my bag gets flagged immediately. I like roll my eyes like great. Been through four airports already and like they didn't have a fucking problem with it. So they uh, they looked through my bag and they unzip the pocket. And I got that bottle of Jack Daniels that I thought was gonna be the issue.

• 11:22Speaker 01

  And this is like not a sealed bottle. This is like three quarters halfway drank.

• 11:27The Fat Electrician?

  A pocket bottle.

• 11:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  It's a big, it's a big bottle.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  It's a glass bottle, but uh, they, they put that to the side and they're like, sir, there's just a, there's a lot of metal in here. Is there anything that's, you know, we should know about weapons? Anything that's gonna poke me or whatever? I'm like, all right.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  I uh, in my defense for this, it's a government employee. They're not people.

• 11:54Speaker 01

  I approve of this.

• 11:56Speaker 02

  She's got like this kind of condescending attitude a little bit. It's like, anything in here? Like what, what is, what's all this? The, the metal? Why do you have this much metal in your backpack? I'm like, oh, uh, that pocket's just full of my war medals. Which is technically, it's not a lie because those are war medals and they are now mine. Thank you guys. She looks at me like kind of confused, like condescending. Reaches in, grabs a fistful and goes, oh God.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Puts them back, zips it up, gives me my backpack. Like you're, you're, you're good to go.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  It's Jason Paul.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  It was very funny. And meanwhile, we're all just hungover trying to get to the next place, but.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  And then I get stopped for my fucking dessert figure.

• 12:40The Fat Electrician?

  That was exciting.

• 12:42Speaker 03

  They tried to steal guts, buddy.

• 12:43Speaker 01

  Tried to cut guts open. Cut guts open. I was like, oh my God. Also, thank you so much.

• 12:52Speaker 01

  For the Berserk figure and for the T

• 12:55Speaker 02

  I got the Fallout.

• 12:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, the Fallout armor. I'll put a pit. I'm gonna send tech, uh, Chase a, a picture of, uh, him and him hold. I had a, I took a picture of him holding both.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  My favorite part was, cause, uh, I was going through TSA with you at the time and their, their defense for why they wanted to open it. Cause it's like one of those sealed collectibles. Like you just don't fucking open these unless, you know, period. Don't open them. What did they say?

• 13:18Speaker 01

  Well, there could be something inside it. We can't, we can't chat. Oh yeah. Why, why can't we open it? Well, scan it again. Or what'd they say? What, what?

• 13:27Speaker 02

  He said, you're gonna, I'm gonna have to open it. You're gonna open it anyway.

• 13:29Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. Yeah. Because, oh, homeboy pulled out a knife, clicked the knife open and went to cut it open. I was like, yeah, I was like, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's like, why? I was like, cuz that you give me money. I was like, you're devaluing that immediately.

• 13:44Speaker 02

  You're gonna open it anyway.

• 13:46Speaker 01

  20 minutes later, back and forth, and then they scanned it multiple times. We just, as Brandon says, like, you're gonna open it anyways. Like, no, those stay sealed. We're not, why can't we open it? Cause it stays a fucking seal. You, it's a collectible.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, I hear none of this, but I am standing over, uh, with a couple of the girls and whatnot, like waiting for you 30 feet away. And I just see angry tism Eli. Where he's not doing this. He's doing like this, like, well, with a very aggressive posture toward this government agent.

• 14:12Speaker 01

  So don't touch it. And then they scanned it again and again. We did joke, it would have been hilarious if that dude just put a Glock to the bomb.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  We're just like, just give me my fucking thing. Just a Glock in it. It's like, oh, yeah, my bad. Sorry. Shouldn't have trusted that guy.

• 14:32Speaker 02

  I can explain. I have been indignant while being in the wrong.

• 14:37Speaker 01

  I do declare.

• 14:38The Fat Electrician?

  Meanwhile, I get my hands swabbed for bomb residue at every single airport. Cause I can't lift my arm above my head. Cause I had surgery.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 14:46The Fat Electrician?

  Oh yeah. Yeah. So that was exciting.

• 14:48Speaker 01

  Performance. We're gonna have these right now.

• 14:51The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 14:52Speaker 01

  It's actually, I, have you had these yet?

• 14:53Speaker 02

  I have. Yeah.

• 14:54Speaker 01

  Dude, I, magic mine. It, it's actually healthy and then it's turmeric, everything else.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  It's also subtle.

• 15:00Speaker 01

  Lion's mane wakes your ass up.

• 15:02Speaker 03

  Will I sleep tonight, Eli?

• 15:04Speaker 01

  Yes. At this time you waste, what time is it?

• 15:06The Fat Electrician?

  Six. You're fine.

• 15:07Speaker 02

  A hundred percent of your daily vitamin B12. So a little bit of energy in that.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  Cheers, buddies. This has thioneine in it, which is actually the rare thing.

• 15:18Speaker 01

  I actually like these things. These taste good. I didn't realize the thionine was one of the branched chain amino acids. They started removing and that's the best one for.

• 15:27Speaker 02

  Why'd they start removing it?

• 15:29Speaker 01

  It costs too much. Apparently a lot. They used to have it in energy drinks and everything like that. Big on nutrition, but they started removing that and then across the board. Most Americans do not get thionine in it and it's one of the most important branched chain amino acids.

• 15:45Speaker 02

  Is that how you say it? Thionine?

• 15:45Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 15:46Speaker 02

  Oh, I've been saying it wrong.

• 15:49The Fat Electrician?

  Thioline.

• 15:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:50Speaker 01

  Thioline?

• 15:52Speaker 02

  I don't know. Eli, what's the code if they want to try this out and save some money?

• 15:56The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, so the code is unsub20.

• 16:00The Fat Electrician?

  That's code unsub20 that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off your first time purchase. You see him, right?

• 16:11The Fat Electrician?

  Minneapolis dude with the AR got to come up to me, almost got in trouble for that one because some new person was being fucking stupid.

• 16:18Speaker 02

  What happened?

• 16:19The Fat Electrician?

  Minneapolis when I was coming flying, so like the one flight I wasn't with you guys, like on my way from Iowa, because I drive up to Minneapolis and fly out, but. I like go up to the body scanner. I was like, I physically can't lift this arm over my head. I just had surgery. And but at this point, I'm like wearing the shoulder immobilizer thing. So I'm like, like this. And she's like, okay, step to the side. And I'm like, okay, cool. I'll walk through the metal detector because obviously. And I'm standing there for like five minutes and I'm like, fucking can I, can I go? And then some dude with an AR 15 comes walking up and is like, so you're refusing to go through security? Uh, no, that's not what happened. Um, I physically can't lift my arm over my head.

• 17:01The Fat Electrician?

  And he goes, so you're not like refusing to do anything? I go, I mean, I physically can't lift my arm. Other than that, I'll do whatever you need. And he's like, give me a minute. Goes and chews this lady's fucking ass. You can't call me and say people aren't cooperating. Waiting for that.

• 17:21Speaker 01

  Dude, Jesus, fuck. Jesus.

• 17:24The Fat Electrician?

  TSA.

• 17:27Speaker 02

  Did I ever tell you about the time when I was actually building explosives and then had to go through the airport that day?

• 17:32The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  We were doing a demo course with Bast and a few of the other dudes. I think Clean was there.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  But we were doing a demo course down in like the southeast and like that morning, I was molding C4 with my hands. We was like C4, C10 data sheet.

• 17:48Speaker 02

  Shock tube, det cord. We were playing with fucking everything and I'm manhandling it all. I go to fly out of this like small regional airport later that day because I gotta go like film something or whatever. And they put me through the scanner and whatnot and they're like, sir, you've been randomly selected. We're just gonna swab your hands for explosive residue.

• 18:07The Fat Electrician?

  Rut row.

• 18:08Speaker 02

  And I told them flat out, I'm like, what happens when it pops hot? Because I will tell you this flat out, you know, I do this for a living. Well, I was, I was playing with explosives earlier today. I don't have any with me, but I was, I was handling explosives.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Sure, Mohammed.

• 18:24Speaker 02

  He literally says, I don't know. It's never happened. He puts my fucking, he swabs my hands, put it in the scanner. It came back clear. And he's like, well, I guess have a nice flight.

• 18:35The Fat Electrician?

  That's the secret. It's, it's never.

• 18:38Speaker 01

  It doesn't work.

• 18:39The Fat Electrician?

  2319 from Monsters, Inc. Just freaking orange monsters come rolling out.

• 18:45Speaker 01

  I know.

• 18:46Speaker 02

  You can't deny me from the flight. If it's my job, fuck you.

• 18:50Speaker 01

  They had, one of the guys before deployment went to Sapper School, which Sapper School in military is just nothing but demo explosives learning. And they, but you staff it in your backpack. So it's always in your bag. You're doing that. So when he went back to Washington, he was flying back from the class, that is one thing. His orders are the only reason he did not get detained because he was like, oh, because the bag went AWOL when they scrubbed it for residue. They're like, this is just nothing but like red or however they visualize it. He's like, I got military, I have military orders. I just went to explosives or Sapper School.

• 19:25Speaker 02

  Please do not fuck me over, but yeah, I was like, oh, no, no, thank you. Mr. Brandon, you had a.

• 19:32Speaker 01

  Meanwhile, Brandon, last time we did live tours, you had a pocket knife.

• 19:36Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Seven flights and nobody noticed.

• 19:40Speaker 02

  Had like, I like, it wasn't like a little, it was a pocket knife, pocket knife.

• 19:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, uh, nobody, nobody ever noticed.

• 19:45Speaker 02

  I, I didn't realize I had brought it on me, uh, with me to the first flight. And I was like, ah, shit, like, honest, honest mistake. I just threw it in my bag.

• 19:54Speaker 01

  Whatever happens, happens.

• 19:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, case, rah rah, like, fuck it. There's nothing I can do now.

• 19:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:00Speaker 02

  Uh, they're gonna, if they catch it, I'll just throw it away.

• 20:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:03Speaker 02

  But like, you know, I either throw it away first or I see if they catch it the entire live tour.

• 20:08Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 20:09Speaker 02

  They never, I'm like, okay.

• 20:12Speaker 01

  Every place we would land, you're like, whoop, one city down, two city down.

• 20:17Speaker 02

  It is a testament to how just shit the government is at pretty much any job you give it.

• 20:25Speaker 01

  Every place. I'm surprised you didn't have a gun in there.

• 20:29Speaker 02

  No, I'm not going that far.

• 20:32Speaker 02

  I've accidentally brought like loaded mags and shit before.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  I've had buddy, uh.

• 20:35Speaker 02

  Like on, like you just believe it shit in your bag and you forget it.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, one of the dev guru guy or, uh, Delta guys, he got.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  Can't tell that story.

• 20:42Speaker 01

  Lot.

• 20:43Speaker 02

  The one you're thinking of.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  It wasn't us, but it was a friend.

• 20:49Speaker 01

  Tom, Tom is the one that got arrested. Delta guy got arrested because he forgot his was. His gun was in his backpack and scanned it through and he had to go to court. They did the entire like legal procedure against him and he was like, it was an accident. It was an accident.

• 21:06Speaker 02

  Shoot for a living.

• 21:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, at the highest level, I have a top, top class, like top secret guy.

• 21:11Speaker 02

  I'm surprised they give him that much shit.

• 21:13Speaker 01

  That's why he was amazed by like, they arrested him. He had to go through everything. This was like late 2010, like to 2015 time period where they're still.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  Have you ever seen a video of that happening?

• 21:28The Fat Electrician?

  There's a couple of videos on the internet and it's like body cam footage almost, but it's like the dude's recording it, but it's like apparently if you have a gun and you go through TSA, TSA has to call the cops.

• 21:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:40The Fat Electrician?

  So there's this like 20 minute gap between people that understand guns showing up and the people at TSA. And on this day, I'm not saying everybody at TSA doesn't know how guns work, but these agents didn't. And it was basically like a middle aged woman holding a Glock like this while it's loading. He's like, will you please just set it down and like, can I take the bullets out of it? This was an accident. I'm sorry. I forgot it was in my bag. And she's like, no, you can't. And she's just like waving it around and doing all kinds of crazy shit with a loaded gun. It was

• 22:09Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 22:10The Fat Electrician?

  Like I'm doing this, watching it on my phone.

• 22:17The Fat Electrician?

  So sorry.

• 22:20The Fat Electrician?

  Thank you.

• 22:21Speaker 02

  We probably, actually you can probably tell that story if we don't say who it is.

• 22:24The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 22:25Speaker 02

  I figure maybe.

• 22:26Speaker 01

  And we'll just bleep any names up to this point.

• 22:28The Fat Electrician?

  No, we just know of a person.

• 22:30Speaker 02

  The schmover bike.

• 22:31The Fat Electrician?

  Schmaver bike murderers did this. No, just a person that we know got on, got like went through TSA, had a sling bag, just carrying all his personal shit on, you know, his charger, his cell phone, like random. Hands it to TSA person. They go through the scanner. He gets onto his plane, goes to get his AirPods out, loaded Glock in his, in his fucking bag.

• 22:50Speaker 02

  On the plane.

• 22:50The Fat Electrician?

  On the plane. He's on the plane and his loaded Glock is in there and he goes, oh, and just holds it the entire flight and says nothing to anyone.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  It's like, I don't need my AirPods that bad. Just raw dogging a flight on necessity.

• 23:05The Fat Electrician?

  Just walked off and was like,

• 23:09Speaker 01

  TSA had an, a literal image, an extra image of a Glock going through.

• 23:15Speaker 02

  See, he never went through the scanner.

• 23:16The Fat Electrician?

  Huh?

• 23:17Speaker 02

  It never went through the scanner.

• 23:18The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, because the guy.

• 23:20Speaker 02

  He forgot he had it on.

• 23:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. And he's like, okay, here you go. And the guy just grabbed it and.

• 23:24Speaker 02

  He's like, oh yeah, no worries. He's like, just give that to me. And he, he grabs it and then waits for him on the other side of the scanner. Oh, there you go, man.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  So the CIA, uh, the CIA, Jesus Christ, the, the TSA had possession of it. And they just gave it back.

• 23:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. That's scary, dude. Get on an airplane and look in your bag. Oh, fuck.

• 23:43Speaker 01

  I can play a real mean joke right now.

• 23:46Speaker 02

  Funniest thing ever.

• 23:50Speaker 01

  Real mean joke.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  I may not have chosen where this plane took off from, but I could choose where it lands.

• 23:55Speaker 01

  Just open the overhead bin, put it in somebody else's backpack.

• 23:58Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 23:59Speaker 01

  Go up to the flight attendant, I just seen it gone.

• 24:05Speaker 02

  It just caused mass chaos.

• 24:07The Fat Electrician?

  Go in the bathroom, leave it in the toilet and tell the stewardess. See, there's a clock in the toilet? I don't know what.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  Man, there's a Glock in the toilet with my fingerprints all over it that's registered to me. I don't know who put it there.

• 24:24Speaker 01

  I have no idea who put that there.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  Whoa, hey.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  Oh my God. Dude, Bray, you just did your Red Dead 2 video. We spent today.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  Few hours. Did that this morning. By the time this video comes out, or this podcast comes out, it will have been up for a while. And because I was so interested in it and because I poured my heart and soul into it, bought a bunch of guns, tried really hard, it's gonna do like shit. I'm calling it now. That video is gonna perform very poorly.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  Ten, ten out of ten.

• 24:56The Fat Electrician?

  You do that too, huh?

• 24:57Speaker 02

  Oh, every time. I think that's just a creator curse, man.

• 25:00Speaker 01

  That's why we're naming it Red Dead 3, right? Red Dead Redemption 3 trailer. It's just like, this is pretty good, actually. I like it a lot.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  I hate that that would work.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  Oh, a hundred percent.

• 25:10Speaker 02

  It would work really well.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  Red Dead Redemption in real life or Red Dead Redemption 3 trailer? It's like, bah.

• 25:17Speaker 02

  Live action guns.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  Literally. And people look, oh.

• 25:21The Fat Electrician?

  Put the IGN logo on the corner.

• 25:24Speaker 02

  Literally. I've done that before. I did that for my old music videos. I used to Photoshop the Vivo logo back when that was a thing.

• 25:30Speaker 01

  Holy shit, I forgot about Vivo.

• 25:32Speaker 02

  I used to do that and it, they would actually, it would kind of work for clickbait.

• 25:36The Fat Electrician?

  That's hilarious.

• 25:37Speaker 02

  I'm surprised they never like sent me a cease and desist.

• 25:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, I forgot. That's an actual company.

• 25:41The Fat Electrician?

  Thumbnail.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Well, I got a cease and desist from Discovery Channel for using the Mythbusters logo.

• 25:46The Fat Electrician?

  No, really?

• 25:47Speaker 02

  On my JFK video, like one of my biggest videos ever.

• 25:49Speaker 01

  Apparently they were big on that.

• 25:51Speaker 02

  It was like, I was calling it like the demonetized Mythbusters series. And because I put the actual Mythbusters logo in the thumbnail, they sent me a formal cease and desist, but they made the mistake of giving me like 120 days to comply. So I just let it float for 119 days and on the last day had the thumbnail ready to swap.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  Good. I like they were being kung fu, let it play out for, and then you're like, I am waiting.

• 26:19Speaker 03

  The last day for this.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  That show doesn't even exist anymore. I'm not fucking financial. If I, I don't have the lawyers to go up against discovery, but.

• 26:27Speaker 01

  No, it's a one of.

• 26:29The Fat Electrician?

  They probably get less views than you at this point.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's damn.

• 26:34The Fat Electrician?

  I'm just saying.

• 26:34Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  Real TV is dead. I don't know.

• 26:38Speaker 03

  Are dying very quick.

• 26:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know people that watch regular TV anymore.

• 26:42The Fat Electrician?

  MSNBC had thirty eight thousand viewers the other day. For the day.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 26:50Speaker 02

  That's like I'm a moderately successful Twitch streamer.

• 26:53Speaker 01

  I would be very disappointed at that. That is your, oh, we fucked up. I accidentally uploaded this at midnight with the wrong name.

• 27:01The Fat Electrician?

  I got more views than that when I did that.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  I know, that's what I'm saying.

• 27:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, if you're wondering why my six, five Creed more AK video didn't do well.

• 27:10The Fat Electrician?

  I woke my wife up. I was laughing so hard.

• 27:14The Fat Electrician?

  Twelve oh one.

• 27:15Speaker 02

  Cause all of my friends, Cody called me, you text me, Aaron, like admin text me.

• 27:21The Fat Electrician?

  Show was so sweet at like twelve midnight, like one in the morning, show sends us a text. I think Brandon made a mistake.

• 27:28Speaker 01

  I was like, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. Okay, that was fine.

• 27:32Speaker 02

  Please don't stop calling me. Cause I was, I didn't, I woke up randomly. So what happened was, uh, Delance, sorry, I gotta throw you under the bus here. He was having some upload issues, so he tried uploading from his phone. But the auto default was a scheduled upload, which we never do. We always manually.

• 27:49The Fat Electrician?

  Turn it on.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  Turn it live, but it was scheduled upload at midnight. That's the default for YouTube settings is upload at midnight. And so it had no title, no thumbnail. The title was. All caps or excuse me, all lowercase Creed with seven E's. And just like a picture of me just like with the gun, the default thumbnail.

• 28:12The Fat Electrician?

  I, I clicked on it and I was like, oh, he's uploaded something on his B channel as a joke. Brandon Herrera, checkmark.

• 28:22Speaker 02

  I went to bed at like eleven thirty, about a half an hour before I knew this nightmare was going to happen. I'm asleep. I just happened to get up because the dogs need to go out. So like I get up, I walk over, like open the door, let the dogs out, go back.

• 28:40The Fat Electrician?

  Why is my phone?

• 28:41Speaker 02

  It's like the, it's the, the video chase, please play it of the fucking Ratatouille, like the guy reading the letter, like.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  That was me I R L, 2:30 in the morning, like fuck. I immediately like changed the title thumbnail, but it was too late.

• 28:57The Fat Electrician?

  The damage was done.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  I re-uploaded it and that did worse.

• 29:00The Fat Electrician?

  I vividly remember, cause that was the night I got monetized on Twitter for shitting on Karl Marx in one post.

• 29:06Speaker 02

  Really?

• 29:06The Fat Electrician?

  Got three million, three million views. Did a whole, did a whole little bit about how Karl Marx is buried in a private cemetery.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:16The Fat Electrician?

  And, uh, said, you know, he, he could have been buried in a public plot for free, but no, him and his family chose to have him buried somewhere else, private in Highgate Cemetery, where all the famous rich people get buried, because at the end of the day, he still thinks he's fucking better than you. And the amount of people that were so pissed off was hilarious.

• 29:35Speaker 02

  Just like how you have to pay to see Lenin's grave?

• 29:37The Fat Electrician?

  The best argument that they could come up with, you don't know that Karl Marx wanted to be buried there. Oh, fuck, sorry. Frederick Engels, his best friend that was there when he died, said, we should bury him here next to his wife. I wonder who chose to put her there, by the way. And then all of his family agreed, you're right, we should put him there. I guess we don't know what the fuck he wanted. Like, I just.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  I just like they just chose a random spot on the map and you're like, yeah, there. Oh, rich people cemetery.

• 30:09The Fat Electrician?

  I just love with fucking communist people. It's like, if you don't have video evidence of him saying that, I'll never believe you regardless of how much common sense points to that being the truth.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  Just like Che Guevara in The Gaze.

• 30:22The Fat Electrician?

  Oh God, yes, just like that.

• 30:27The Fat Electrician?

  You sound horrible. Oh, I feel worse. This flu is not playing around. Dad, you promised you'd be in my band and it showed.

• 30:35Speaker 01

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• 31:03Speaker 06

  Eli!

• 31:06Speaker 06

  I'm a ghost.

• 31:10Speaker 06

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• 31:54Speaker 06

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• 32:11Speaker 01

  Dude, watching you get on Twitter now, because you weren't that active, and now it is, it's just, I just watch you attacking, just...

• 32:19Speaker 02

  You're still just shitting on college kids, you just don't have to be in college.

• 32:22The Fat Electrician?

  They tried to community note me on that post. Guess who's got a higher community note rating?

• 32:34Speaker 01

  And then that post went on like alright, they went everywhere. I was like, oh man. There we go.

• 32:44Speaker 02

  And you got monetized because of that one thing?

• 32:46The Fat Electrician?

  I got, you need to get 500,000 impressions in like 30 days and I didn't have that anywhere near that. And that post got 3.1 million in like 40 hours.

• 33:00Speaker 01

  So like, ah.

• 33:02The Fat Electrician?

  Yep.

• 33:02Speaker 02

  So because communists don't like that you make money, you're making more money.

• 33:06The Fat Electrician?

  My next post, my next post is a screenshot of the invitation to get monetized on Twitter. It just says, hey, I'd like to thank you all the communist college kids that bitching about my Karl Marx post. You guys single-handedly got me monetized. I appreciate it. You've done something successful for once. Oh God. It was beautiful.

• 33:28Speaker 02

  I'm so proud of this community.

• 33:30Speaker 01

  Watching everyone on Twitter. I'm like, oh fuck. I do that Twitter is like, all my friends I just watched. That is a just a scrapyard.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  It's the Thunderdome.

• 33:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. I log in, I'm like, oh man.

• 33:42The Fat Electrician?

  I'll send this, I'll send this to you, Chase, but did I show you? I have actual footage of Cody shitting on people on Twitter?

• 33:50Speaker 02

  We probably can't.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  Where is this going?

• 34:02Speaker 01

  You can include that if you blur out.

• 34:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, we gotta blur the, the literal shit.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  That's gotta be staged.

• 34:14Speaker 01

  That makes it worse. There's a dude sitting on the toilet, holding a turd. He's like, now. That's way worse if it's staged. I'd rather that dude just be able to shoot a turd out of his butthole. Seven feet and land.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  How do you learn you can do that? You had to practice.

• 34:30The Fat Electrician?

  The first time I met Micah, he showed me what he knew with an ice cube.

• 34:34Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 34:36The Fat Electrician?

  I'd known him for like 35 minutes. He's like, you want to see me shoot an ice cube out of my butthole?

• 34:42Speaker 02

  Have we talked about that on the podcast?

• 34:43The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 34:46Speaker 01

  I got that video. Right, he was like, straight line till they left the camera frame.

• 34:53Speaker 02

  Why were you watching the trajectory?

• 34:58Speaker 02

  What else do you watch?

• 34:59Speaker 01

  Bryson Adam.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  That's the least can thing to watch.

• 35:03Speaker 01

  His wife filmed that video.

• 35:09Speaker 01

  His wife is the one who filmed that video. If I found I could do that trick, I would never tell us. The Pacific Northwest, dude.

• 35:21Speaker 02

  What do you do for fun in Portland?

• 35:24Speaker 01

  Watch. Put in some cans.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  How do you learn that? You're just looking at, you're about to pour a Coke and you're like, what if I put this in my ass?

• 35:32Speaker 01

  I wonder how far I could shoot it. I wonder if it's like, oh, that's cold, he's squinting. It's shocking. Oh my god. Honey, get the camera out.

• 35:47The Fat Electrician?

  Speaking of Portland, where the fuck did hipsters go? Wait, wait, wait, communists first. Oh god.

• 35:53Speaker 03

  Oh, exactly. I hate the communists killed them all.

• 35:55Speaker 01

  Nick, hatin' on these shoes. We spit.

• 35:59The Fat Electrician?

  Blood, sweat, w- blood, sweat and tears.

• 36:01Speaker 01

  Other people's blood, sweat and tears. My naked knees. Colombian children's blood, sweat and tears. He did not wear them a single time.

• 36:09The Fat Electrician?

  Nick, open it for them.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Open it. They want to see these. These are a one of one. We did this on a live show, right?

• 36:15Speaker 02

  We did this in San Diego.

• 36:16The Fat Electrician?

  I hate all of you.

• 36:18Speaker 02

  I think they're pretty cool.

• 36:19Speaker 01

  Dude, those are actually dope as shit.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  And what does it say on the spine?

• 36:28The Fat Electrician?

  I hurt communism.

• 36:31Speaker 03

  Look at all the hammer and sickles on there, so cute.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  It reminds me of the shoes, if anybody's seen the music video Obscure Reference, but, uh, love the way you move. The little animated one with the dancing Soviets, that's what it looks like.

• 36:43Speaker 01

  What is that?

• 36:43The Fat Electrician?

  What is that?

• 36:44Speaker 01

  Huh, what is that?

• 36:46Speaker 03

  Go ahead and plug it in your computer and see what it does.

• 36:49The Fat Electrician?

  No one, this has been mine. What the fuck is that? I'm gonna open that up and see.

• 36:53Speaker 01

  Fentanyl.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 36:57Speaker 01

  But we made some Nick, he got, I, I love communism, right here.

• 37:03Speaker 01

  Got that.

• 37:05Speaker 01

  And the most dope, I hate how good these look.

• 37:08The Fat Electrician?

  Hunger Force Ones.

• 37:13Speaker 01

  Uh, they look like McDonald's shoes.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  It's the air diets.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. We had those made. He didn't wear them a single time. Surprise, surprise.

• 37:26The Fat Electrician?

  I feel like you knew that was gonna happen.

• 37:28Speaker 01

  A hundred percent. We bet on that. We're like, ah, he's not probably gonna hate them, but ah, the reaction.

• 37:34The Fat Electrician?

  Not even in California.

• 37:36Speaker 01

  Nope. Califor- dude, California showed the fuck up at the live shows.

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was, that was some of the better crowd energy too. That, I mean, every crowd we were, we, we had was pretty good, man.

• 37:48Speaker 01

  Y'all are, like, the crowd energy's wild. Ev, like, I have footage of you getting pinned and everyone singing the Army of One song.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, the, just the theme of the army.

• 38:03Speaker 01

  That was, uh, it is loud, too. That video is loud when everyone starts singing it.

• 38:09Speaker 02

  And with Rich waving the flag and everything, especially in Norfolk, that was awesome.

• 38:13Speaker 01

  Shout out to Angry Cops, Jesus, dude. That flag thing was awesome. Yeah, fucking American flag on a two by four, just waving it around at the start of every show. It was awesome. I was so afraid he was gonna chuck that up.

• 38:26Speaker 02

  He was about to.

• 38:29Speaker 02

  Fucking old man's child.

• 38:31The Fat Electrician?

  Four by four Rich.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  Baby Billion with it.

• 38:37Speaker 01

  Oh, Billion showed up.

• 38:38Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, the unsub baby?

• 38:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, we have two unsub babies now. Oh, yeah, go grab that. We got his little, uh, little onesie.

• 38:47Speaker 01

  We, we held him up and did the Lion King song.

• 38:52Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  And he was just like, ugh. He has little tattoos. He has, uh, sleeves. Yeah, he has little tattoo sleeves.

• 39:03Speaker 01

  I thought that said corpse grinder. I was like, dear God. Hardcore sleeve, bro.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  It reminds me of the fucking.

• 39:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 02

  It reminds me of that meme where it's like the old man looking at the, the kid. He's got the shirt. It's like love to surf or whatever. He's like, you don't love to surf. You've never been surfing in your entire life. You little poser, fuck you.

• 39:28Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck. What? I am not ready for this.

• 39:33Speaker 02

  I know.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  What?

• 39:34Speaker 02

  We got three more days of.

• 39:37Speaker 02

  Oh God, in 24 hours, we will be doing another live show.

• 39:39Speaker 01

  I know. It's fine. Which side now also habitual registered the first time as like the guests coming on the show for us. I was like, why are you so nervous? You've done the podcast before. And those like. Oh, there was 500 people watching you now. Never mind. I get where you're nervous. Cool. Like it did not register with me of why anyone was nervous to go on stage. Cause he was like, I was like, what is up with you? So nervous. Like you've been on the fucking podcast before. Why?

• 40:12The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, there hasn't been 500 people looking at you.

• 40:15Speaker 01

  That's hilarious. Yeah.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  That was rough because that was also at the end of our, our tour. We had done like five shows in four days.

• 40:22The Fat Electrician?

  We'd been drunk for 36 hours straight.

• 40:26Speaker 02

  Longer.

• 40:27The Fat Electrician?

  Nobody cared.

• 40:28Speaker 02

  And we went to Nashville a day early with the girls. So fuck, we were like, it was just a long time of binge drinking, barely sleeping, barely eating because of the schedule. Like we couldn't really eat, traveling like fucking Norfolk to San Diego for a show. Like literally across the continental United States.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Like it, I cannot say it enough. The team like from show Jake, fucking Connor, Finn, Chase, everyone. And then the guys covering down and helping D. The amount of work that goes into even like four days, it is, hey, we are waking up today. We are now flying. We are landing. We are going to sign 75, the first time, 150 posters.

• 41:09Speaker 02

  Go to the hotel just to check in, throw your shit on a bed and then leave for an Uber immediately after.

• 41:14Speaker 01

  Signing 150 posters, doing the VIP, eating with 30 minutes, then you're going on stage. And the first show, we had to go back to back. Then it's off the stage VIP, that, close down.

• 41:25Speaker 02

  It's like 6:20 in the afternoon, like, okay, time to scarf down your first and only meal of the day.

• 41:30The Fat Electrician?

  We're, we're never doing two shows in a day.

• 41:32Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 41:34The Fat Electrician?

  But it was really funny because there were several people that had tickets to both shows. And they're like, second show is way better when you guys were blackout drunk.

• 41:45Speaker 01

  You guys were hard on that second show.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  Raise your hand if you remember the second show.

• 41:53Speaker 01

  All right. Well, there you go.

• 41:55Speaker 03

  It was great times.

• 41:56Speaker 02

  I thought at least one of you, no, really?

• 41:59Speaker 01

  It was dude, we were everyone's. It was a lot of drinking. And then it is head back to hotel. We don't, we didn't even do any after. It was the last night we hung out in a hotel room. Like all the last nights we watched it, we would just sit in the hotel lobby, drink, eat, watch the fight. For the most part, no.

• 42:17Speaker 02

  I mean, San Diego, because that was the, the, yeah.

• 42:19Speaker 01

  Logan Paul versus, or other Paul, Jake Paul versus Tyson.

• 42:23The Fat Electrician?

  Sitting in a hotel room, what?

• 42:25Speaker 02

  Oh, that was, that was Norfolk.

• 42:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was Norfolk. We're sitting in the lobby because we couldn't find it anywhere.

• 42:29The Fat Electrician?

  And I just ordered pizza and had it Door dashed at like one in the morning or midnight or whatever time it was there.

• 42:35Speaker 01

  Yeah. And then the dude, the one, the fan. It's like, oh shit.

• 42:39Speaker 02

  He's like, oh my God, are you? And we're like, hey, good to meet you. Sit down. You want a piece of pizza?

• 42:43Speaker 01

  He just said, watched and ate like this. He's like, this is dope. His little, his little Kido. So we were being respectful. Like, hey, yeah, all y'all get some pizza. Well, I like assumed he was like at the live show and just coincidentally, no, he's like, oh, I didn't know you guys did live show. No, I just, no, all of you.

• 42:58The Fat Electrician?

  Just like running into us at one in the morning.

• 43:01Speaker 02

  That's right. Cause none of the, none of the TVs had Netflix. So we went down to the, the, uh, like, check your email, fucking computer in the lobby. And like, we had to keep logging in every 30 minutes to watch the fight.

• 43:12Speaker 01

  Yeah. Every 10 minutes you'd have to like move the mouse because it was like, you're getting locked. No, no, no. Okay. It's good. It's good. Keep it going.

• 43:20Speaker 02

  That's the shit you remember.

• 43:21Speaker 01

  But it is back to back. It was wake up, fly, land, do that. And that was four days straight. And then by

• 43:26Speaker 02

  Never again.

• 43:27Speaker 01

  Dallas, we woke up, we slept in because our flight was later. And then we were like, go home. And then we didn't talk to each other for I dude, I was like,

• 43:35Speaker 02

  Tell now.

• 43:38Speaker 02

  Well, special case, but I needed like two to three days to recover from that. That was my body hurt. My blood hurt.

• 43:47Speaker 01

  I was my social battery was dead on hour one.

• 43:51Speaker 05

  Shaking that last day.

• 43:52Speaker 02

  I was not okay like that. That night I was having like a blood sugar issue or something like my body was just like, stop.

• 43:58Speaker 01

  Like I The Dallas flight home, you were like, you're like, your sunglasses were on in the airport. You're like, I'm not okay. You like,

• 44:10Speaker 02

  My favorite part is I left my fucking Raycon everyday earbuds. No, I left my my earbuds in the hotel. So I just raw dogged that hour flight home from Dallas. I'm just like, man, I don't care anymore. Just.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  I'll take two and Cody's just Vaca's just put them here.

• 44:32Speaker 02

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• 44:34Speaker 01

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• 46:00Speaker 03

  I was pretty sure me and Cody almost saw a guy die on accident in Nashville.

• 46:04The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, the hammer ass guy.

• 46:07Speaker 02

  The, uh, I didn't know you were there for that.

• 46:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 46:10Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 46:11The Fat Electrician?

  I was right there.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  Cause it was the loading ramp.

• 46:13The Fat Electrician?

  My friends watched that.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  Bro. Yo, we heard his head hit the concrete.

• 46:18The Fat Electrician?

  I heard his heads.

• 46:19Speaker 03

  So homie comes up.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  He already had a cut.

• 46:21Speaker 03

  Yeah. Well, he comes up and he's like, I got jumped downtown. And my shit got stolen and I tried to make your show and I couldn't make it. We're like, oh dude, we're so sorry about that. Can we do anything for you? Call you an Uber, get you back to your hotel. He's like, no, I'm gonna go this way. He turns around and he steps off the loading dock. Of the, the, the venue.

• 46:38The Fat Electrician?

  It was like, it was like a Shen High curb and he just falls right over. It had to have been at least a five foot drop.

• 46:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. At least. And you heard, you heard the back of his head because he fell on his feet and then went down backwards. And we just heard like head smack pavement. And he and Nick are like, oh, he's fucking dead, dude.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  But Zach veteran with a sign.

• 46:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was back there with us.

• 46:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. Cause it was just silent after we heard smack, head hit concrete and he just goes, oh, fuck.

• 47:05The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, I, I, I vividly remember being completely drunk, getting 85% sober and going, my night just got so much longer.

• 47:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:14The Fat Electrician?

  And then that guy stands up and is like, I'm gonna drive home. Please don't.

• 47:19Speaker 02

  We're like, no.

• 47:19The Fat Electrician?

  You're drunk and you have a concussion.

• 47:22Speaker 02

  We had to convince him to sleep in his car. He's like, well, what if they close the gate? I'm like, well, that's a lot better than you hitting the highway.

• 47:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 47:28Speaker 02

  No, don't do that.

• 47:30The Fat Electrician?

  We just watched you almost die. Go to sleep.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  We hope you're still alive, buddy.

• 47:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, hopefully you got home okay and not that night.

• 47:40The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Thank you for listening, bro.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, you did listen. Yeah.

• 47:44The Fat Electrician?

  You didn't take much coaxing, so shout out to you.

• 47:47Speaker 01

  It's a good sign. We're good. The guys are in, just sleep in your car. It's a good time to just sleep in your car.

• 47:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. That was, you trying to communicate to drunk brain. That's always a challenging thing where it's like, you have to repeat the same thing eight times. And like on the seventh, they're like, oh, wait, okay.

• 48:03Speaker 01

  Oh, it's fucking.

• 48:05Speaker 02

  I'm sure you had to deal with that as a cop.

• 48:07Speaker 03

  Never.

• 48:08Speaker 01

  Not a single time. I was, uh.

• 48:13Speaker 02

  It's a good time.

• 48:13Speaker 01

  It's almost done. It's almost done. Then range day afterwards, and then we finally get a break.

• 48:19The Fat Electrician?

  For some reason, all my brain can do is picturing a sober person trying to take commands from drunk Cody as a cop.

• 48:30Speaker 01

  If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

• 48:33The Fat Electrician?

  You fucking sober people never listen.

• 48:39Speaker 01

  Cody's lights flip on, people already smashing the intro. Why'd you hit me?

• 48:49Speaker 01

  Sir, you hit me. Are you resisting arrest?

• 48:52Speaker 02

  Suspect has reversed into my car at about thirty miles an hour.

• 48:56Speaker 01

  Suspect is running.

• 48:58Speaker 02

  Cody's driving backwards.

• 49:04Speaker 01

  Suspect seeps to ground, zero miles an hour.

• 49:08Speaker 02

  Doing the side.

• 49:19Speaker 01

  Sir, have I been drinking or have you been drinking?

• 49:23Speaker 02

  Let me start again.

• 49:24Speaker 01

  Shit, I always fuck this up.

• 49:26Speaker 02

  I'm gonna tell you my ABCs, sir.

• 49:29Speaker 01

  ABCs.

• 49:33Speaker 02

  DFG

• 49:36Speaker 01

  Oh man, well, Range Day is gonna be a blast. We have that cut. Well, that would have happened by now.

• 49:43Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, that did happen. Hopefully, nobody died.

• 49:46Speaker 01

  Wait. We'll talk about it. Yeah, this is coming on afterwards. So it's that hard one. We're like, shit. Hopefully, everyone had a blast.

• 49:54Speaker 02

  We got a lot of cool people coming this time around. Like, some bigger celebrities possibly than we've ever had, which is gonna be rad.

• 50:00Speaker 01

  It's getting massive and shout out to you guys for like how organized. That is, it's doing really good. It's awesome to see that growth. Every, it's, it has been a wild two years and I, next year is gonna, your shit you're doing right now. I don't know what we can talk about. At this point, I don't even, exactly. That's not, not that, but.

• 50:22Speaker 02

  I can say that I've, I've had a lot of calls with, with a lot of people. By the time that this episode airs, this is, anything I know is so outdated. It's not even funny. But yeah, it's what, fucking three weeks out, 22 days.

• 50:36The Fat Electrician?

  It's gonna be hilarious when you're like VP, three weeks in the future.

• 50:41Speaker 02

  Never. But no, I've, I've had some interesting conversations with some people and it's just, it started as a meme. I didn't even put my name out there for it in the beginning. It just, it naturally happened on RFK's like nomination website. And it just got traction and then I gave it a little gas. And just to, to have at any point been actually seriously considered by the transition team is a huge honor. And that's cool. And I owe it a lot to you guys.

• 51:06Speaker 01

  It was wild watching that during the live show.

• 51:10Speaker 02

  Again, again, I don't know how that happens. But last live show, I was having to leave, take a campaign, like important campaign calls and shit. This time it's like, fuck it's, I can't say who it is, but.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  And the next live show, actually, you're going, we haven't announced the next live show. We, Chase, we might give this, we're waiting till we get numbers back, because it's.

• 51:30Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, that's right.

• 51:31Speaker 01

  Uniquing for us, very bad. But next live show, you're actually going to be at the inaugural. Can you say that?

• 51:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, the inauguration? We will see. We'll see. Cause it's, it's, it's difficult. I'm gonna try to make both. Cause I'm looking at it. There's a three hour time delay. So I'm like, all right, if the inauguration's at noon. It might be able to, okay, I'll see what we can do because we have the other on sub live show that we're going to be doing at shot show this year, which is really exciting.

• 51:58Speaker 01

  Yeah. January 20th at the Venetian.

• 52:01Speaker 02

  Yeah. Right. After the Gundy's. So we're going up as like a double feature. So we'll be following right after that in the fucking Venetian theater, which is beautiful.

• 52:09The Fat Electrician?

  How many seats is that? Cause it's big.

• 52:11Speaker 01

  Eighteen hundred.

• 52:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. It's a huge theater.

• 52:14Speaker 01

  A massive, massive theater. That's what it's going to be a blast. That one. And it's going to be, but as you're saying, it's like you had that on the exact same date.

• 52:23Speaker 02

  Yeah. So it's literally flying again across the country. It's like, I feel like Mr. Incredible that I got time. I got time.

• 52:32The Fat Electrician?

  Brendan, how was your day? I'm fucking sleepy. I had to do this, this, this, and this. And now I'm making come jokes.

• 52:37Speaker 02

  But getting, watching the 45th president get inaugurated as the 47th is pretty cool. So I would like to see that.

• 52:44Speaker 01

  Dude, that's awesome. Again, bucket list item checking that one off.

• 52:48Speaker 02

  Yeah. One of the cool precedents.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's, it's, it's going to be wild. But those live show like that, that to the live shows and then shot show again, just shot show. It's the drunkest I ever see you as shot show.

• 53:03The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck yeah.

• 53:04Speaker 01

  That is, that is my favorite. Do shot show Nick is my favorite Nick.

• 53:08The Fat Electrician?

  That shot show Nick is this. Shot show Nick is like Eli.

• 53:12The Fat Electrician?

  Loving me. Bro, I get to walk around indoors, smoking cigars is like, when I come to Texas, at least there's like, I mean, I should probably go check on bunker branding, do some T-shirt stuff, go talk to Matt, pretend like I'm working. Shot show. It's like.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  Bacchanalia.

• 53:29The Fat Electrician?

  There's nothing to do but get shitfaced.

• 53:32Speaker 02

  Which we do a surprising amount of work there too.

• 53:34The Fat Electrician?

  You guys do. I do. Guess how many, guess how many gun companies want an appearance from a guy that doesn't do anything with guns? Zero. And I just get to get shitfaced the entire time. It's great.

• 53:47Speaker 02

  That's a pretty good lot in life now that I think about it.

• 53:49The Fat Electrician?

  I was sitting there like, this is my friend, the magician.

• 53:53The Fat Electrician?

  Doing magic trick.

• 53:54Speaker 02

  Oh, Kyle Rittenhouse.

• 53:56The Fat Electrician?

  Cody, where are you guys going? Oh, no, both the parents, I'll be here.

• 54:00Speaker 03

  Meat Canyon, let's go watch you play gambling.

• 54:02Speaker 02

  Gambling till three o'clock in the morning with Hunter?

• 54:04Speaker 03

  Yeah. When Hunter gambles is so fun.

• 54:08Speaker 01

  And he's coming back to gamble again.

• 54:10Speaker 02

  Is he?

• 54:11Speaker 01

  Oh dude, I think Hunter is like that, I, I, I believe he act, he's doing that. I know they're coming out for Ranger Day two. We're actually gonna have Creepcast on an episode.

• 54:22Speaker 02

  Two of the best podcasts on the internet.

• 54:24Speaker 03

  I'm so excited for that one.

• 54:26Speaker 02

  Wait, and then ours.

• 54:28Speaker 03

  And then ours.

• 54:29The Fat Electrician?

  Is this, is this the episode where I can reveal my plans to force Hunter to animate a story for me and Cody?

• 54:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:35The Fat Electrician?

  Can I do it on this one?

• 54:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:36The Fat Electrician?

  So, we're doing live shows and I thought I've heard all the funny stories that we have unless it's like new news and I'm constantly proven wrong. Cause Cody breaks out one of the most epic historical tales I've ever heard from a buddy of his.

• 54:52Speaker 03

  Which one? No, I, I knew, I knew. I knew a seal.

• 54:55Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 54:57Speaker 03

  That killed a guy. He's got a confirmed kill with a toaster. The brave little.

• 55:03Speaker 02

  Murder weapon.

• 55:05The Fat Electrician?

  So, uh, yeah, Cody's, Cody's buddy has a confirmed kill with a toaster and I think we're gonna try to get ahold of him. Have him give us like either come here or just audio, get the story. And then I want to try to see if we can get Meat Canyon to animate it in the style of the brave little toaster.

• 55:21Speaker 02

  And do all the voices. The voice acting.

• 55:23Speaker 01

  Dude, I just thought about that Hunter being like, no, no. I'm smashing.

• 55:29Speaker 02

  Hopefully confirmation that like we can tell the story like in all the detail and everything.

• 55:34Speaker 03

  Yeah. That would be fucking funny.

• 55:37Speaker 02

  A couple of people will have to talk to a couple of people about that.

• 55:40The Fat Electrician?

  Little toaster, where's the oil?

• 55:43Speaker 02

  The hunt for oil.

• 55:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, but there, because we'll have them, Call Me Chris and, um, Oompa are coming back on.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Computer, I don't think there were ever any WMDs.

• 55:59Speaker 03

  We had a Oompa and Call Me Chris on before.

• 56:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:03Speaker 03

  We, I mean, we told her straight up. It's like the only reason we can say we have, you know, a hundred million followers worth of people at Range Day is because Call Me Chris has fifty one million of them.

• 56:12Speaker 02

  What does she have now?

• 56:13Speaker 01

  I'm like seventy million across TikTok and.

• 56:16Speaker 02

  Seventy million?

• 56:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, across her platform.

• 56:19The Fat Electrician?

  It's like.

• 56:20Speaker 01

  She makes up for it.

• 56:21The Fat Electrician?

  Twenty eight percent of the US. One in four, one in four people statistically.

• 56:28Speaker 02

  She's also Canadian though, so.

• 56:30Speaker 01

  We said she has.

• 56:31The Fat Electrician?

  Have you ever seen a, a map of the population density of Canada though?

• 56:34Speaker 02

  It's Quebec.

• 56:34The Fat Electrician?

  It's, bro, it's like the, the, the Canadian, United States border, fifty miles. They're all huddled up next to America for warmth and safety. They're not doing anything with ninety five percent of that.

• 56:46Speaker 02

  To be fair, have you seen what the rest looks like?

• 56:49Speaker 01

  Tundra.

• 56:49Speaker 02

  I think Buffalo, New York is like unlively cold.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  And then you have. Everything.

• 56:58The Fat Electrician?

  You don't want to come to Iowa.

• 56:59Speaker 03

  Rich doesn't think it's cold, fucking fourth quarter, the Bills game the other night. He said his videos of him with his shirt off screaming in the snow.

• 57:08Speaker 01

  I didn't know he does that regularly.

• 57:09Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 57:10Speaker 03

  He's like, I like season tickets. He's.

• 57:12Speaker 01

  The shirt thing is what I'm talking about. It's like between you and Rich. Rich is the only dude that has more hair than you and he has like that fur. And then I was like, oh, after the game, surely when he's walking to his car, he will put his jacket coat on in the snow and then he's walking in the parking lot shirtless, sending us a message.

• 57:33Speaker 02

  My favorite part of that though, is right after I sent this message to the chat. Cause apparently there was a, it's a tweet and said, is this true that a little girl got thrown down the stairs at the Bills game? And it's this little girl wearing a forty Niners hat with a sign that says, I beat cancer. Like little girl. And I sent it to our group chat and I go, Rich, what the fuck did you do?

• 57:56Speaker 02

  He replies, don't step to my hood with the wrong colors.

• 58:01Speaker 03

  Rich is like Donkey Kong with the barrels down the stairs with this girl.

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• 58:35The Fat Electrician?

  Damn, Rich.

• 58:36Speaker 02

  God, no remorse.

• 58:39The Fat Electrician?

  Telling them to make a wish is not what that foundation is about, Rich. Jesus.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 58:48Speaker 02

  I'm not looking for that. I get a, I get a head cold when Texas gets below 60. Seven degrees and me do not jive. I'm too fucking brown for that.

• 58:57Speaker 01

  God, I feel so old right now. We're like talking about the weather.

• 59:02Speaker 01

  But I know it is cold and I fucking hate the cold. I have shoes on. Don't like that.

• 59:09Speaker 03

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• 59:12Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 59:15Speaker 01

  Tell me about your knees. Oh, man. Who wakes up in the middle of the night to pee? I do.

• 59:26Speaker 01

  I wish that was not a lie.

• 59:29Speaker 01

  I have to stop drinking at like 5, 6pm. That is the truth. I cannot have water otherwise I wake up at like 3am and I go pee. Like, fuck, I'm old.

• 59:40Speaker 02

  Uh, flip over in your bed like, all right, time to use the pee pee bowl.

• 59:46Speaker 01

  Did you see the video of the dude that built it in his bed? He cut out a circle and ran a tube all the way to his toilet. So he can just lay on his thing, pee in his mattress. It goes all the way to the toilet and he's like, hmm.

• 1:00:02Speaker 02

  I feel like that would scare the hose a little bit.

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  You're doing that, you ain't getting a hose, man. Hold on one second. Just roll over in the bed on your stomach.

• 1:00:14Speaker 02

  It's like hose scared, bed peed. Hotel Trivago.

• 1:00:21The Fat Electrician?

  You've met my dad. When I was in high school.

• 1:00:24Speaker 02

  We have met your dad.

• 1:00:25The Fat Electrician?

  Middle, middle school, maybe.

• 1:00:26Speaker 02

  You have met his dad.

• 1:00:27The Fat Electrician?

  Where, uh, my dad used to race figure eight cars and we're like out in the garage and him and his friends are drinking, welding together a roll cage inside of like a fucking old beat up Altima for the front wheel drive class for figure eight. And, uh, it's fucking like negative 30 degrees outside.

• 1:00:42Speaker 02

  Smoking cigarettes next, next to the map gas canister.

• 1:00:45The Fat Electrician?

  Like a hundred percent welding next to all the kerosene. It's fun. And he's like, it's too, it's too cold to go outside and pee. Grabs a auger bit, drills through the side of his garage. Runs a funnel outside and screws it to the wall. Funnel is still there to this day.

• 1:01:01Speaker 02

  The forbidden glory hole.

• 1:01:03The Fat Electrician?

  You go outside and look around the court. It's just fucking dead grass. Everybody pisses in this funnel.

• 1:01:14The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it's still there to this day. You guys don't have a piss funnel in your garage?

• 1:01:19Speaker 03

  Dude, the aircraft I used to work on had piss funnels in the C2 Greyhound.

• 1:01:25Speaker 03

  It's like this nasty, like funnel in the back. So the air crew guys, they would tell people, that's how you talk to the pilots.

• 1:01:44The Fat Electrician?

  That's so military. Military piss is the worst piss. It's just cigarettes and energy drinks.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  And MREs.

• 1:01:53The Fat Electrician?

  Nobody's hydrated.

• 1:01:54Speaker 03

  Whiskey you'd been drinking until six AM.

• 1:01:57Speaker 02

  Bad coffee.

• 1:01:58The Fat Electrician?

  I would speculate a military piss funnel is the only time you're worried about clogging it.

• 1:02:04The Fat Electrician?

  Dehydrated the entire time. Molasses going down the tube.

• 1:02:09Speaker 02

  Dust.

• 1:02:10Speaker 03

  Good old Rambo miles.

• 1:02:11Speaker 01

  I walked in the door and I heard Nick say, you guys don't have a piss funnel in your garage? And I don't know what conversation you had before, but if you're talking about a funnel in your garage and a PVC pipe hooked up to it that you piss into when you're drunk, so it goes out the back of the garage, my brother has one.

• 1:02:29Speaker 02

  That's just a Midwest thing.

• 1:02:30Speaker 01

  It's so fucking cold outside. You just turn around, you keep the conversation going. You piss in the piss funnel and it sprays out the back of the garage.

• 1:02:37The Fat Electrician?

  Hey, you guys don't have that? Mom, the neighbors have a piss funnel.

• 1:02:45Speaker 01

  You don't wanna whip your dick out when there's a minus 20 wind chill.

• 1:02:49The Fat Electrician?

  Dave? That makes sense. Some of you guys have never tried to pull three inches of dick out of four inches of carhartt and it shows.

• 1:03:09The Fat Electrician?

  Holy shit, I'm so happy.

• 1:03:13Speaker 06

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• 1:04:18Speaker 03

  Tell us about your West Texas piss funnel.

• 1:04:21Speaker 01

  Zero piss funnel.

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  Now we got holidays.

• 1:04:27Speaker 03

  Oh, we had a good Thanksgiving.

• 1:04:28Speaker 01

  Oh shit, dude, there's so much time. Like, it's like, we had Thanksgiving, we had... I mean Thanksgiving, you had, you had everyone at your, your house. You had an awesome, thank you for hosting again. You cooked, you threw down on some Turk.

• 1:04:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, we did some Turks and Ham, all the fixins. It was pretty good. My parents came out. It was a good time. We all had a good time. Yeah. You don't realize how much time is in between these podcasts because we, we dialed up. We had like five of them in the pipe.

• 1:04:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, we had a shit ton in the can.

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  So we, we knew we were going to be doing the live show. So we like filmed a ton before leading up to our first tour. So.

• 1:05:06Speaker 01

  Just so we can get an actual, because again, live shows, it's like, blah, we gotta do that. Okay, we'll do this. And then yeah, Turkey Day happened. We all had a blast. All hung out. We, Cody cooked. I made beef stew.

• 1:05:17Speaker 02

  Just rad. Thank you guys, by the way, because that was, it was a very fun Friendsgiving. I obviously appreciate all you guys as friends, but also my woman left for like three or four days. And so like those leftovers.

• 1:05:30Speaker 02

  That was, that was my dinner for like two, three nights.

• 1:05:33Speaker 01

  Dude, Dave and show when we dropped Dave, I was like, oh yeah, everyone gave you this. Cause we've provided them like two months worth of food.

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  Dave was like, what? I was like, you need help? You got, it was like 18 pounds of food.

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  Oh, goddamn.

• 1:05:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:51Speaker 02

  I didn't see how much.

• 1:05:52Speaker 03

  Oh no, we were just piling it up. Like give it to Dave and show.

• 1:05:55Speaker 01

  You guys had a whole ass pie, right?

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  Dude, yeah. I had like three days of leftovers. It was amazing.

• 1:06:02Speaker 02

  18 pounds of food, three days. Like fuck, six pounds a day.

• 1:06:07Speaker 01

  They're cats.

• 1:06:08Speaker 03

  My, uh, my, my girlfriend's extremely Mexican mom who speaks a little bit of English made tamales for everyone.

• 1:06:15Speaker 01

  Oh, you're starting to say it with an accent, dude.

• 1:06:17Speaker 03

  Dude, the tamales was so good.

• 1:06:18Speaker 01

  Tamales. And they were from like Mexico tamales, like.

• 1:06:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:23Speaker 01

  I was so happy.

• 1:06:24Speaker 03

  We got a little bit of every culture on that one, dude. It was awesome.

• 1:06:27Speaker 01

  Ant did not speak any, I was like. Yeah. I was like, como estas? And she's like, bruh, bruh, bruh. I was like, oh, my language ended at como estas? And me llamo Iwa. It's like now I'm struggling to understand. Yell at me and I got it, but.

• 1:06:41Speaker 02

  A little bit of Mexican food, a little Asian food, a lot of American food. There was an empty plate, so Ethiopian food. We had.

• 1:06:50Speaker 01

  Dish.

• 1:06:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:51The Fat Electrician?

  First of all, Thanksgiving, it's all Indian food. Okay?

• 1:06:55Speaker 02

  Feathers?

• 1:06:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, feathers, not dots. Ain't no curry in my house on Thanksgiving. What'd you do for Thanksgiving?

• 1:07:04The Fat Electrician?

  I just go to my parents' house and eat a bunch of deviled eggs.

• 1:07:07Speaker 01

  Is that all they cook?

• 1:07:08The Fat Electrician?

  Bro, it's Thanksgiving.

• 1:07:10Speaker 01

  Or in the Midwest, we call it Thursday. Here's the eighteen pound deviled egg.

• 1:07:15The Fat Electrician?

  Look at me. I overeat every day. Like, it's not, fuck it, it's just not, it's not holiday. It's Thursday at my parents' house. It's all it is.

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  They don't call him the reasonable consumption electrician.

• 1:07:29The Fat Electrician?

  Finally, fucking an excuse for me to eat too much food. Whatever. It's, it's, it's the same shit. It's all, it's fine.

• 1:07:36Speaker 01

  Shout out to Connor for making the best deviled eggs. We were gonna talk about my green bean casserole, bro? Green bean casserole is good.

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  I ate it yesterday. Very good.

• 1:07:44The Fat Electrician?

  Hear me out, guys. What if unsub had a piss funnel?

• 1:07:48The Fat Electrician?

  Connor, Connor, get the drill.

• 1:07:51Speaker 02

  It's Texas. It's just gonna get hotter inside.

• 1:07:54Speaker 01

  I hope we get the fucking Henry Cavill, Henry Cavill's on the, Henry Cavill's on the podcast.

• 1:07:59The Fat Electrician?

  Of.

• 1:08:00Speaker 01

  Oh, you need, we got a piss funnel. We got a piss funnel, big ass.

• 1:08:05Speaker 01

  Hey, you wanna use a piss tunnel?

• 1:08:07The Fat Electrician?

  Of all the people that would be completely unfazed by a piss funnel, the dude that's obsessed with Warhammer forty K is a thousand percent on the list of like, a piss in the funnel.

• 1:08:18Speaker 02

  It's the first thing he does when he walks in the house, he just goes and uses it. But I feel like he'd be so polite about it. Excuse me, gentlemen.

• 1:08:26Speaker 01

  I, I like the scenario wherein the toilet is closer than the funnel on the wall.

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  We have indoor plumbing. We're, we're not savages.

• 1:08:38Speaker 01

  Just like we would have one and have to explain that to guests.

• 1:08:45Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:08:50Speaker 02

  The girls are outside.

• 1:08:53Speaker 01

  Just the head of a weiner. We look through.

• 1:09:02Speaker 06

  Get those tons out of there.

• 1:09:07Speaker 01

  They install the delicious beverage on the outside of the unsub house.

• 1:09:15Speaker 02

  Oh, God. Girls, he's finally busy.

• 1:09:20Speaker 01

  Oh, god damn it.

• 1:09:24Speaker 02

  I, I, where do we go from there? I don't know.

• 1:09:26The Fat Electrician?

  Hear me out. Let's abolish social security.

• 1:09:34Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm game. You, you mean the literal Ponzi scheme?

• 1:09:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:38The Fat Electrician?

  A hundred percent. No, I did. I, uh, that was my next frag grenade into Twitter.

• 1:09:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:46Speaker 01

  I was like, oh, and then you get to see everyone.

• 1:09:50Speaker 01

  My favorite was like the top one's like, it's not taxes. It's like, huh? Hold, what?

• 1:09:57Speaker 02

  You mean when the government didn't trust anybody to actually save for their own retirement? So they said, okay, we're gonna force you to save for your own retirement, but they didn't put it in your own account or anything. They just put it into a general slop fund that constantly gets raided and devalued. And so now it's gonna be bankrupt in the next 10 years because the fucking government can't handle anything.

• 1:10:13The Fat Electrician?

  Did you see the math I did?

• 1:10:15Speaker 02

  No, please enlighten me.

• 1:10:16The Fat Electrician?

  The average, the average person, uh, pays 6.2% of their income into social security their entire working life. And they, the average person will draw $440,000 worth of benefits from social security. That's about a negative 4% return.

• 1:10:35The Fat Electrician?

  Or.

• 1:10:36Speaker 02

  And by the time they draw it.

• 1:10:37The Fat Electrician?

  Counteroffer.

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  It'll be worth.

• 1:10:38The Fat Electrician?

  Probably way less. Yeah.

• 1:10:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:40The Fat Electrician?

  Or, um, my proposal was you could put a thousand dollars in an IRA for a child the day they're born. It's locked up till you retire. The government funds it a thousand dollars.

• 1:10:52The Fat Electrician?

  If it just goes off the S and P 10% historic average S and P. It's gonna be worth $490,000 by the time they hit 60, 67 and a half, or whatever the fuck retirement age is. So you get more money for a thousand dollars to fund the program and be 3.5 billion dollars a year. Which social security is 6.2% tax on income. This would be 0.03% tax on income.

• 1:11:14Speaker 02

  Or you could just be, or you could just be a responsible fucking adult and do it yourself.

• 1:11:18The Fat Electrician?

  I understand what you're saying.

• 1:11:22The Fat Electrician?

  But for some reason, I live in a society where people that don't know the difference between, I don't know, like profit and loss and income and revenue. Get a vote that counts as much as mine. So I have to come up with.

• 1:11:34Speaker 02

  That's the next thing we should abolish.

• 1:11:40Speaker 02

  Yes, we should abolish old people.

• 1:11:47Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, I got your word. I got you. The Japanese way where they just walk off into the forest.

• 1:11:55Speaker 03

  No, yeah, this great documentary I watched called Midsummer. When you hit 70, you jump off. You hit the rock and if you don't die, there's a giant mallet man at the bottom.

• 1:12:04Speaker 01

  The giant mallet man. I know when you're like, I missed the rock.

• 1:12:10Speaker 02

  The mallet.

• 1:12:11Speaker 01

  It makes the mallet man. Bonk.

• 1:12:16Speaker 01

  It does make that funny sound though, when you crush their skull. I've got a five pound sledgehammer with a dog squeak.

• 1:12:25Speaker 03

  All the kids laugh. It's a good time.

• 1:12:27Speaker 01

  Everywhere. It's a Gallagher show.

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  You need to tape one of those, uh, the.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  You need to tape one of those, uh, the rubber chickens to it. As it comes off.

• 1:12:38Speaker 03

  Nana, sorry.

• 1:12:40Speaker 02

  Dig the hole.

• 1:12:41The Fat Electrician?

  What is it Futurama where Santa Claus just comes and kills you when you're 65?

• 1:12:48Speaker 01

  Robo Santa comes and kills you when you're like 65 or whatever.

• 1:12:54Speaker 01

  And they have to go and defeat robots. Oh, oh, oh.

• 1:12:57Speaker 02

  You remember Santa?

• 1:12:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, they have a whole episode because he's gonna come for the old man.

• 1:13:04Speaker 02

  I think it's so much funnier the way you described it, as if it was just a known thing. That was such a like, he doesn't know about the three seashells. Yeah. He doesn't know about the Santa? You don't know Robo Santa comes and kills you in your sixty five?

• 1:13:16Speaker 01

  Everybody else in the room knew what I was talking about. Didn't they? That's my favorite fucking TV show. One person knew.

• 1:13:23Speaker 02

  I knew, I know what he's talking about.

• 1:13:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, see? Okay, never mind. To fry what's happening. Well, it's happening. I've never heard of that. That's hilarious.

• 1:13:31Speaker 02

  Have you ever sat down and watched Futurama? Like, I've seen a few episodes here and there, but I've never sat down and, like, actually watched the show.

• 1:13:36Speaker 01

  I've watched the dog one. Oh, everyone knows the dog.

• 1:13:38Speaker 02

  The dog one.

• 1:13:39Speaker 01

  Saddest fucking thing there's ever been on television. Brutal. Seymour? Yep, Seymour the dog. Jurassic bark. Yep, Jurassic bark, that's it. Seymour Butts is the name of the dog. The most brutal episode we get.

• 1:13:52Speaker 02

  It's just sad, like, irremediable sad. Like, there's no punchline.

• 1:13:56Speaker 01

  Yeah. Man, I was, oh, we started watching Shogun and there was another thing I wanted to. Oh, did you watch your new, um, fuck, the League of Legends one, or this, no.

• 1:14:08Speaker 02

  Arcane?

• 1:14:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, did you watch Arcane?

• 1:14:10Speaker 02

  I've never seen Arcane.

• 1:14:10Speaker 01

  You watched Cyberpunk in there?

• 1:14:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, the Cyberpunk anime is fucking great, and I'm not an anime fan.

• 1:14:15Speaker 01

  No, you got me onto that one, actually.

• 1:14:17Speaker 02

  That one's fucking amazing, and then, um, oh, what's the other one? I Titan, Attack on Titan, that one was really good, I liked that one, too.

• 1:14:26Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is violent.

• 1:14:28Speaker 02

  I know, that's, that's like one of the most, like, you know, milquetoast, like, beginning of the iceberg animes, but I enjoyed that one.

• 1:14:34The Fat Electrician?

  I like Dragon Ball Z and Avatar.

• 1:14:36Speaker 01

  Damn right.

• 1:14:38The Fat Electrician?

  I love how upset people get when I call Avatar anime, I don't care.

• 1:14:42Speaker 01

  I call it anime.

• 1:14:43Speaker 02

  Why would it not be considered anime?

• 1:14:44The Fat Electrician?

  Because it's made in America, so apparently it doesn't count.

• 1:14:47Speaker 02

  Dog shit.

• 1:14:47The Fat Electrician?

  That's kind of.

• 1:14:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, when American, made in China, we still call it by the same name.

• 1:14:50Speaker 01

  You didn't mind watching it on a TV and a cellphone, which was made in America, motherfucker. No.

• 1:14:57Speaker 02

  It's like, yeah, a TV made in China is still a TV.

• 1:15:02Speaker 01

  Hundred percent.

• 1:15:03The Fat Electrician?

  Hundred percent.

• 1:15:06Speaker 01

  I don't even know. What are you guys?

• 1:15:06The Fat Electrician?

  Next you're gonna tell me King of the Hill is not anime. Fuck you guys.

• 1:15:10Speaker 02

  I, I, I saw somebody like did like a YouTube video essay about like why King of the Hill is the best American anime.

• 1:15:16The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, it's factual.

• 1:15:17Speaker 02

  Dude, Axe, hold on.

• 1:15:19Speaker 01

  Have you seen the Japanese dubs of King of the Hill? Oh, I wasn't.

• 1:15:22Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:15:22The Fat Electrician?

  Did you, did you see the Warhammer forty K German? Scene?

• 1:15:28Speaker 01

  You're like, man, this hits a little different.

• 1:15:31Speaker 02

  It's a little Reiki.

• 1:15:32Speaker 01

  Yeah. He's yelling at the soldiers and it, it goes hard. You're like, whoa.

• 1:15:39The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, that's just German. It just does. It sounds really bad.

• 1:15:42Speaker 02

  Locker room football pep talk in German would sound a little Reiki.

• 1:15:47Speaker 01

  There is anime King.

• 1:15:51Speaker 02

  Makes the French nervous.

• 1:15:52The Fat Electrician?

  Have you seen the, uh, you know, like all the Warhammer forty K like animations and shit?

• 1:16:00Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, that's not it. There's one, there's, uh, dude's been recreating like American, like SpongeBob, uh, King of the Hill and like high detail Japanese anime and it is gangster as fuck. I was like, oh, I like, I can watch this. And they were like 10 minute episodes.

• 1:16:16Speaker 02

  I like it when, when artists do stuff like that. It's, it's, it's kind of fun. It's kind of like the way Meat Canyon started. Yeah. Where it's just like, he wasn't like a big YouTuber or anything. He was just like an artist who liked drawing cartoons and stuff and it naturally got there. It's kind of fun.

• 1:16:28The Fat Electrician?

  He watching just so happened to be ridiculously talented and, and with anime, with voices and being funny as shit and everything else.

• 1:16:35Speaker 02

  Voice and his creativity is like his, not to suck his dick too hard. Uh, no, he's, he's just like one of the most, one of the most naturally funny people I've ever met.

• 1:16:43The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, me too. For sure.

• 1:16:45Speaker 02

  On top of that, he can, he can draw, he can do cartoons, he can do the voice acting, like just a very talented guy. It's very unassuming, you know?

• 1:16:52Speaker 01

  He gave us the shout out to thank you for the shout out on, uh, Military Bros. He showed you during the one episode where he's talking about like, uh, friend groups, like the friend groups.

• 1:17:02Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, yeah. Because we were on the live tour and I was just watching it on my phone about like the worst friends you could have like military bros.

• 1:17:12Speaker 01

  And it's a picture of.

• 1:17:14Speaker 02

  It's me with the M60 or something like that.

• 1:17:16Speaker 01

  It's like, yeah.

• 1:17:17Speaker 02

  And he's just like, uh, I, he basically like, I just feel like I'm just picturing the, the, the hosts of the unsubscribe podcast.

• 1:17:23Speaker 01

  He's like, I know that I hang out with him, blah, blah, blah. But he is like, dude, his content, I love watching how big his second channel has got just. And that shows it's just time effort. And then also the, he gets to do what he loves, which is create those creatures like his new stove. Oh, yeah.

• 1:17:41Speaker 03

  Little animatronic creatures that he has on there. He's got the computer in the stove now.

• 1:17:50The Fat Electrician?

  Colonel Sanders is.

• 1:17:53Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:17:54The Fat Electrician?

  His Colonel Sanders character that he has come in and out of some episodes is so good.

• 1:17:58Speaker 01

  He's been knocking them all out because now he does is the taste testing, the, the stove. Talking back and forth is some of the best humor. It's like, what is that hole?

• 1:18:08Speaker 02

  That's my front hole. That's my front hole. It's, I, it's like my guilty pleasures, just watching his B channel. I, I enjoy it more than his main channel.

• 1:18:16Speaker 03

  Did you guys ever watch Pee Wee's Playhouse when you were little? I know you're as old as I am, so you probably watched some of it. Cause that, that, that was Pee Wee's Playhouse entire house. I think I asked Hunter about this. He's like, yeah, I'm going for that, but just more fucked up. We're like the stove dog and like everything talked all like in his house. And it's so good seeing Hunter's concept of what those appliances are.

• 1:18:37Speaker 02

  I'd like to see his studio setup one day. That'd be kind of fun. Like a studio tour.

• 1:18:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. I didn't realize like he builds all those sets in his thing, which is fucking.

• 1:18:46Speaker 02

  Is it actually a house?

• 1:18:47Speaker 01

  No, I think those are four corners. Like the way he was, if I remember right, he was telling me it's just like stages.

• 1:18:54Speaker 02

  Okay. That's what I was thinking. I like, I was looking at a detail of it the other day and I was thinking like this has to be a, like a set.

• 1:19:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. And that's so he can go from like, oh, the downstairs, the computer room, the kitchen. And they're all just sets built up. So he just walks from one to the other and he doesn't work from home, which is really smart. Get you out. But that, the level of detail he's getting into for his bits is top tier.

• 1:19:17Speaker 02

  I've noticed I work better with other people around, like not, not like a bunch of people, but like. If it's just me and at my desk, I have a hard time sometimes with like motivating myself to like, we all go through it where it's like, it's hard to not just click three but three buttons and play a video game instead.

• 1:19:33Speaker 01

  Be funny.

• 1:19:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:35Speaker 01

  Be funny now.

• 1:19:36Speaker 02

  You have an upload tomorrow. You have to get an ad out by tomorrow. Be funny now.

• 1:19:39Speaker 01

  Yeah. Do this. It's it. It makes a huge difference when you have it's like, hey, okay, everyone's here. I have to work. I can't just be like, yeah, no, let's take a break.

• 1:19:48Speaker 02

  But he's playing off his friends now too, because like the different characters, he's playing off of people and you could tell it's fun.

• 1:19:53Speaker 01

  That's the best that that was the best introduction for him is start incorporating Nick and all the team. Because now they have like actual vocals back and forth.

• 1:20:01Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:20:03Speaker 01

  And I don't know if so, I don't know where the voice is coming from. If it's like remote or no idea on that one.

• 1:20:10Speaker 03

  I think it's filmed in scenes. So maybe I don't know. It's a voiceover.

• 1:20:13Speaker 02

  In in his longer ones, you can tell like it's it's happening at the same time, like he's responding to it in one cut.

• 1:20:19Speaker 01

  But there's a scene where Nick comes out from behind the wall. So I think he's puppeteering it and he's mic'd up.

• 1:20:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:27Speaker 01

  And if you look at the mouth, it's like mesh. So I think he's looking through the mouth and he's staring the eyes somewhere. And just mic'd up. We need to go do a tour.

• 1:20:39Speaker 02

  I would. Yeah, I just want to see his setup.

• 1:20:41Speaker 03

  Film it just to like, see it. I would really love to see his setup.

• 1:20:44Speaker 01

  It's like a hundred percent. We need to do that. We're gonna make that happen.

• 1:20:48Speaker 02

  We just invited ourselves.

• 1:20:49Speaker 01

  Hunter, thanks for the invite.

• 1:20:51Speaker 02

  Thanks, Hunter. We're coming to check out your studio. Fuck you, by the way.

• 1:20:54Speaker 03

  Don't let me lose $3,000 of craps at shot show this year. Okay, Hunter?

• 1:21:00Speaker 01

  Just bet what he bets and you'll win.

• 1:21:02Speaker 03

  That's what I was. I'm just kidding. That's what I was doing the whole time. Hunter's like, all right, Cody, put things on this, this and this, throw the dice over there. And I would, and he'd be like, good job. You won 300 bucks. And then he would start pulling his voices out on the.

• 1:21:15Speaker 01

  What did you? Yeah. Why did you give me that?

• 1:21:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, the the poor little Asian card dealer. He's just like, God damn it, Ling. Ling, you're fucking me here, Ling.

• 1:21:30Speaker 02

  The pit bosses are making them swap like.

• 1:21:33Speaker 03

  Anytime Hunter would sit down at a table, the pit bosses would swap every time.

• 1:21:37The Fat Electrician?

  Cause he was crushing.

• 1:21:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:39Speaker 03

  He was destroying.

• 1:21:40The Fat Electrician?

  For a minute, I was watching like for an hour and I was like, we're gonna, this is like, one of the times where like, we're getting looked at by cameras and I think we might get asked to leave soon because he's winning that hard.

• 1:21:51Speaker 02

  Cause he just had a satchel like full of cash that he just brought out there to like, just to gamble. Like I, I did not realize he was a good gambler.

• 1:22:00The Fat Electrician?

  Bro, he was walking around and like, I don't even know what, they were like horror themed flip flops.

• 1:22:05Speaker 02

  The black and white one.

• 1:22:06The Fat Electrician?

  Like, yeah.

• 1:22:08Speaker 02

  No, they weren't flip flops. They were the, well, they're like flip flops slash crocs, horror crocs.

• 1:22:13The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Of like one of his animations, one was black, one was white. He's wearing like some Air Jordan oversized basketball shorts and a T-shirt just crushing the Venetian.

• 1:22:23The Fat Electrician?

  Hilarious. While he's doing voices and shit, the dealers trying not to laugh, the pit bosses are fucking watching us. It was horrifying.

• 1:22:33Speaker 03

  So him and I are, are part of that Venetian club. You get like a little red card. And you give it to them anytime you sit down and they send you rewards throughout the year. So like, I can go stay at the Venetian a couple, like a week out of every month because him and I spent so much money. And they just bring you these cards and I sat down with them and I was like, oh shit, I lost my card. Five minutes later, a lady shows up, didn't know my name and she's like, Mr. Garrett, here's your new card.

• 1:22:55The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:55Speaker 03

  I'm like, oh, Hunter's like, it's okay. That's what happens.

• 1:22:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:59Speaker 06

  Yeah. Grazie, grazie card.

• 1:23:02The Fat Electrician?

  Do I have mine? I gotta find my friend. I don't have one. I hired an employee. I was pretty excited about it.

• 1:23:09Speaker 02

  You what?

• 1:23:09The Fat Electrician?

  I finally have an employee. I was pretty excited.

• 1:23:11Speaker 02

  Oh, cool. Who?

• 1:23:12The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, it's like one of my best friends. Um, he was, I'm the one that got him into, I got him into jujitsu. He became an electrician because of me. He like turned out as a journeyman and then like a week later, he's like, cause he owns the jujitsu gym now and he's trying to make that like be his full-time job and he just needed like a little bit of extra. I'm like, help me, you know, like just be my guy. If I need something like I travel a lot, like you live a block away from me, like, just be around so I can call you up and then help me with like research and writing and shit. Cause he's really funny.

• 1:23:40Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 1:23:40The Fat Electrician?

  And, uh, he's, I've got him like in a course to become an editor and shit. So.

• 1:23:45Speaker 02

  Hell yeah.

• 1:23:45The Fat Electrician?

  But, uh, his name's Calvin, but, uh, you know what? I put on his W two or had my accountant put on his W two.

• 1:23:52The Fat Electrician?

  His W2, his job title is lead henchman.

• 1:24:01Speaker 02

  It's like, thanks. This is gonna look great on my resume.

• 1:24:03The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna get audited by the IRS at some point and it's gonna be hilarious. And how many shirts did you sell that said legalized tax evasion? Enough? Don't worry about it.

• 1:24:17Speaker 02

  So, oh my god. So, um, that reminds me of a story, cause like, we talk about our shop employees all the time, like, you know, they're, they're all friends of mine, like, they're a bunch of good dudes, very, very smart, sharp guys. But the joke obviously is, you know, everybody in the shop's got the fucking tism. And the joke that I kept making is that they're all tax write offs. Just because, you know, obviously, special needs employee, hell yeah, that's a tax write off. But we, we took it a little far at one point and I can't, I won't say who it was with that we were visiting, very, very high end, uh, very, very good company.

• 1:24:53Speaker 02

  With a very big presence and, uh, Zach was wearing a shirt that was something alluded to, like, had the puzzle piece or whatever, like, something autism related, like, in an ironic way.

• 1:25:03The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:04Speaker 02

  And, you know, like, we, we do all sorts of work for autism charities and stuff like that. So like, I don't, I don't feel necessarily bad about it. We will do a couple tongue in cheek jokes every now and again. But it's hard to explain that to people who aren't aware.

• 1:25:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:15Speaker 02

  Very hard. The owner of this company is there with us. And I, I didn't even put two and two together, but he just looks at his shirt, he's like,

• 1:25:24Speaker 02

  "That's awesome." I'm,

• 1:25:28Speaker 02

  "I'm, I'm so glad that people will hire people like you." "My son has autism." And he just goes on this whole thing, like, a very heartfelt, like, like, it is, it's so great to see the inclusivity in the autism community and whatnot. And we're all just like,

• 1:25:46Speaker 02

  Nobody say a fucking word. Just like, let this ride. There's no explaining this right now. Just let it fucking ride.

• 1:25:53Speaker 01

  Start stimming now.

• 1:25:55Speaker 02

  Zach spells.

• 1:25:56Speaker 01

  Zach's like, Zach, you're retarded now.

• 1:26:00Speaker 03

  Zach, tell them how cool that train is over there.

• 1:26:04Speaker 02

  It's still something we kind of chuckle about because it's like, obviously something you just don't correct people on. You just.

• 1:26:09The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know. He's not.

• 1:26:12Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:26:13The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:26:13Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:26:13Speaker 01

  Very hard to explain otherwise. Like, we know the context, but.

• 1:26:17The Fat Electrician?

  Where's your headphones, bud?

• 1:26:21The Fat Electrician?

  Go get them.

• 1:26:24Speaker 02

  That just gives him free rein to just act like an asshole all day and we just. You can't get mad at him because.

• 1:26:31The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, I should have asked you this off camera. Zach wanted to know if we were planning on having him tell the donkey story at the last three venues since he's going to be there for all of them.

• 1:26:40Speaker 02

  Is he gonna be at there?

• 1:26:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's always an epic story.

• 1:26:42The Fat Electrician?

  For all of them.

• 1:26:43Speaker 02

  That's fine.

• 1:26:43Speaker 01

  We can have him toss it on the.

• 1:26:44Speaker 02

  Actually, the Boston show would be a.

• 1:26:46The Fat Electrician?

  All Zach said was, we have to keep reenacting it like we did. Norfolk.

• 1:26:52Speaker 02

  I forgot.

• 1:26:53The Fat Electrician?

  Or Nashville. Because we reenact. No, it was Nashville.

• 1:26:56Speaker 02

  It was the second show, wasn't it?

• 1:26:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was, yeah.

• 1:26:58The Fat Electrician?

  We were shitfaced and apparently Zach, me and Rich reenacted the of the donkey and Zach was the donkey.

• 1:27:09Speaker 03

  You know what my favorite part about the second show was? We had a, you know, we had lawyer Jake like, all right, guys, don't drink too much. The first show, we got two shows. We stumbled up to the second show. And then you guys reenacted the donkey story.

• 1:27:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:24Speaker 01

  Okay, Jake, don't worry about it. We're professionals.

• 1:27:27The Fat Electrician?

  This is also the same venue that was like, our staff is really on edge with you guys and your audience. They're scared. Us shitfaced, reenacting a donkey onstage, five minutes into the show.

• 1:27:40Speaker 02

  Staff very happy by all of you all though, because the tips they. That like, we have an awesome community.

• 1:27:46Speaker 01

  Dude, that staff turned around real fast after like, yo, fucking cool. Like, do whatever you want.

• 1:27:53The Fat Electrician?

  Hannah, so when Hannah showed up to San Diego, we're not going to say what happened.

• 1:27:58Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:27:59The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know. I don't know if she's okay with me telling that story yet.

• 1:28:01Speaker 02

  I was just laughing.

• 1:28:04Speaker 02

  Nothing happened. What are you talking about?

• 1:28:05The Fat Electrician?

  My wife may or may not have had something that made her paranoid. And like way too much of it, like way, way too much. And I go out to recover my wife from the crowd because a lot of the fans recognized her, Miss Fat Electrician from the Delete Me ads and all that shit. And they're wanting to get pictures with her and she is just like super paranoid. So I go, we, we get her out and on the car ride home, she's like, it's so scary having all those people there. What if somebody wants to hurt you, blah, blah, blah. Like I don't want you to go out and see the fans anymore. But what, sweetheart? Even if there was one person there trying to fight, there's 999 other people there. They're gonna fuck that guy.

• 1:28:48Speaker 02

  Not only that, half our fans, half our fans can't read, let alone read Catcher in the Rye.

• 1:28:55The Fat Electrician?

  Jesus.

• 1:28:58Speaker 01

  That is the only time you'd have fans. It would turn into the zombie movie where the guy's like ripped.

• 1:29:02Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:29:04Speaker 01

  Our fans would do that. Like some dude goes to draw on us. You would see this like,

• 1:29:10Speaker 01

  they're ripping his flesh.

• 1:29:12Speaker 02

  Look out into this sea of people. A hundred and 50 of them have killed people. Like probably a lot of people.

• 1:29:21The Fat Electrician?

  As a joy, as a sweetheart, that's literally, I'm probably never been safe. The only time I've ever maybe been safer is at range day when they do have machine guns. Other than that, like I've never been in a safer room in reality, ever.

• 1:29:36Speaker 02

  Ever.

• 1:29:37The Fat Electrician?

  Like when we go, because at the end of all the life shows, like we'd go out and we like say hi, we are like signing autographs, like taking pictures, giving hugs, whatever. And like it gets to the point where the, the security goes like, we don't have enough men to force these guys out. Could you please go in the back? Because I can't.

• 1:29:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:53The Fat Electrician?

  If you said, we're not closing, we're not closing, but we'd really like to.

• 1:29:58Speaker 01

  Love to close right now, actually.

• 1:30:00The Fat Electrician?

  I think staff wants to go home.

• 1:30:02Speaker 03

  At the end of every show, I think we ended up getting kicked out. Yeah. Everyone wanted to hang out, which is not a problem for us, but the venue, you know, we gotta, we gotta go by their rules. But it was awesome. You guys are amazing. That was such a cool tour.

• 1:30:13Speaker 02

  There's a very good crowd.

• 1:30:15Speaker 01

  That was the only time like walking out. It is when you walk out, it's like screaming, you oh, I'm a man, I need an energy drink. I will walk around. You walk really far around the dark corners. You're like, I don't, I'll just wait. I'll walk back and I'll say hi to everybody.

• 1:30:30Speaker 02

  But yeah, I, uh, I'm only like kinda on edge for like the first five, 10 minutes. And then I just feel fucking at home. Like our audience is so good.

• 1:30:38Speaker 01

  Dude, the level of response. Again, we are truly blessed through that. The yelling, the like good yelling. It's like cheering, screaming Cody's name, getting chanted. Also fucking Patrick, what y'all did for Patrick at Norfolk.

• 1:30:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that was awesome.

• 1:30:51Speaker 01

  That was probably one of my favorite moments. There's a dude going through, uh, stage four cancer treatment and, uh, his mom sent an email. We took care of him, but the mom, I was like, oh, we got, don't worry. I was like, we'll make sure the mom was so sweet. She was just like, just if you could give him a hug. We would love that. He's gonna be on the VIP. He wants to meet y'all. It would mean the world to him. Uh, he's going through all this, but if you give him a hug, that would mean the world to him. It's like, girl, got you. Like the entire crowd was chanting his name.

• 1:31:17Speaker 02

  Ever at the end of every live show, uh, we gave like, uh, Rich had the, the flag, like an American flag that was, uh, the, the board itself was signed by all of us. And so like, he's just, you know, waving it left and right. And he's like giving it up to somebody in the audience and that, that we gave it to, to Patrick at the, at the Norfolk.

• 1:31:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:31:34Speaker 02

  And it had the whole crowd just chanting his name, whatnot. And like all of the hosts are just like up there like.

• 1:31:41The Fat Electrician?

  I'm not crying. Reverse tears.

• 1:31:45Speaker 02

  Suck it back in.

• 1:31:46The Fat Electrician?

  Funny part about that story. We're doing the VIPs and we're like, you know, oh, you know, you get the picture, whatever, whatever. There's another dude named Patrick.

• 1:31:55Speaker 02

  Cave.

• 1:31:56The Fat Electrician?

  Eli didn't realize it wasn't that Patrick. It was like, oh, bro, we're so happy to see you. Whoa, whoa, we've got a shirt for you and a bunch of stuff. And that Patrick's like, oh, okay, cool.

• 1:32:06Speaker 01

  Are six foot six, like 300 pounds. Like, man, these are huge. I was like, oh, this is Patrick. Like that. And then Patrick and the mom Patrick. I was like,

• 1:32:15Speaker 02

  ah shit.

• 1:32:16Speaker 01

  Well, another Patrick got a free shirt. And I said, good luck. We're gonna take care of you.

• 1:32:25Speaker 01

  He was probably like, man, this is a real nice.

• 1:32:29Speaker 02

  Eli's just like, I know what you're going through. And he's like, I don't.

• 1:32:34Speaker 01

  Are they gonna kill me?

• 1:32:39Speaker 01

  I forgot.

• 1:32:41The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, God.

• 1:32:44Speaker 01

  Shout out to both Patrick.

• 1:32:46The Fat Electrician?

  So with the, uh, like the Miss Fat Electrician and the Delete Me Ads thing, you know, she always has a new gun tax write-off thing. Did I show you guys the, what CMMG hit me up with? CMMG is just like, hey,

• 1:33:01The Fat Electrician?

  we were just dicking around and they have that new, uh, model. I forget what it's called off the top of my head. I'm sorry, I'm drunk. But they have this new, it's basically an AR, but it's got like a normal rifle stock and it basically skirts most.

• 1:33:12Speaker 02

  Dissident.

• 1:33:13The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:15The Fat Electrician?

  Maybe. Either way, it's like their version of like the Sig Ranch Rifle, same type of concept. Like it's just.

• 1:33:20Speaker 02

  Oh, no, nevermind.

• 1:33:21The Fat Electrician?

  It's designed, it's designed to skirt all the.

• 1:33:23Speaker 02

  I was thinking of the one without the buffer tube.

• 1:33:25The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, you're, you're.

• 1:33:27The Fat Electrician?

  It's literally that, except it's got a normal stock.

• 1:33:30Speaker 02

  Like a sporting kind of like.

• 1:33:31The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. So it like skirts a lot of the anti AR 15 rules and like, I think it's like legal in 48 or all 50 states.

• 1:33:38Speaker 02

  Feature lists and all that.

• 1:33:39The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, all that stuff. And they're like, hey, um, we were just dicking around and we made one. Uh, it, I, I kind of realized that it looks like a, like a Bush Light can. Did, did you want it? So now it's gonna be in the Delete Me Ads.

• 1:33:52Speaker 02

  Are you gonna say fucking no to that? Oh damn, that actually kind of does.

• 1:33:55The Fat Electrician?

  They made it look like the Hunter version of the Bush Light can.

• 1:34:00The Fat Electrician?

  Picture this. Yeah. So she gets to hold that in the delete me ads in the future.

• 1:34:05Speaker 01

  She actually walked out on stage and did.

• 1:34:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, she did. She walked out on stage and did the delete me thing and she was, she had a good time.

• 1:34:11Speaker 02

  What show was that? Was that San Diego?

• 1:34:12The Fat Electrician?

  It was San Diego.

• 1:34:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:34:13The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:14Speaker 01

  Crowd went wild. Like she was like, oh, yeah. Like, cause she was nervous as shit getting up there. So I was like, go, go, go, go, go. And she did it. And then, yeah, that crowd went wild. And then like, ah, she was like, what the fuck?

• 1:34:27Speaker 01

  It was awesome seeing everything.

• 1:34:28The Fat Electrician?

  I hit her with the Dave Chappelle punchline.

• 1:34:30Speaker 01

  Which one?

• 1:34:31The Fat Electrician?

  The one about Bill Clinton, where he's like, I didn't realize how famous the president was. You ever been so famous you could somebody then they're famous?

• 1:34:38Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 1:34:43The Fat Electrician?

  How'd you take that? She just rolled her eyes. There's never been anybody less impressed with me in my entire life.

• 1:34:50Speaker 02

  Ask Ray J about that one.

• 1:34:56The Fat Electrician?

  You say what you want. The Kardashians' mother is a marketing genius.

• 1:35:01Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:35:03The Fat Electrician?

  She is.

• 1:35:04Speaker 03

  Let a rapper come on you kids. It's okay.

• 1:35:06The Fat Electrician?

  Bruh, like, look. What do you got? I got, I got a bunch of daughters with no talent. I'm gonna turn this into an empire. I, I respect it.

• 1:35:16Speaker 01

  My daughter that's 18 is a billionaire. Like, you're done good when you have multiple billionaires in your family.

• 1:35:22Speaker 03

  Sexually transmitted billions.

• 1:35:27Speaker 01

  I'd take that STD.

• 1:35:29Speaker 02

  There was one, uh,

• 1:35:32Speaker 02

  there was a business guy I was listening to who was, uh, talking about the Kardashians and like, it really stuck with me. Like, I heard it probably 10 years ago. But, uh, he said that they proved the concept that if you can get half the world to hate me, I could rule it. Or it's like, you, you don't need anybody, you don't need everybody to like you. You just need like that many people that do. Even if 70% of them fucking hate you. I mean, look at the paws. Find me somebody who likes the paws.

• 1:35:59The Fat Electrician?

  Like watching and hate watching pay the same.

• 1:36:01Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's, it's crazy. And like, I never want to do that, like as a brand, like that just doesn't sit right with me. I don't have to do that. I don't care.

• 1:36:08Speaker 01

  A lot of those, watching those people build that, I mean, Mayweather's an example when he went from Money Ma- or, uh, Pretty Boy to Money Mayweather. Cause he was like, oh, I make way more money if everyone just fucking hates me. So he turned into like Money Mayweather.

• 1:36:21Speaker 02

  Like Connor.

• 1:36:22The Fat Electrician?

  I'm so mad Tyson didn't win that fight.

• 1:36:26The Fat Electrician?

  The Tyson fight, I'm so dude, that it's, it doesn't, I don't know.

• 1:36:30Speaker 01

  What do you guys think staged?

• 1:36:32The Fat Electrician?

  I'll die on that. Nah, I don't think it was. Tyson going in there saying that he just like realized he doesn't have the heart for it anymore. I completely believe.

• 1:36:40Speaker 01

  At that age?

• 1:36:41The Fat Electrician?

  At that age too, but like.

• 1:36:44The Fat Electrician?

  I just, if it had the potential to be the most unifying thing for the United States since nine 11. If Tyson just walked out there and knocked him the fuck out. That first round when he was ducking and popping up and he cracked him once, oh my God, it's gonna happen. Oh my God, for 12 minutes, all of the United States is gonna be on the same team and happy. It's gonna be amazing. And then it didn't happen because.

• 1:37:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37:08The Fat Electrician?

  He hugged him for the first two rounds and wouldn't let him fight.

• 1:37:11Speaker 01

  I want George, just old George Foreman. You go out, just old George is fucking.

• 1:37:16The Fat Electrician?

  Still my favorite boxing movie.

• 1:37:18Speaker 01

  Dude, he's still, did you see him hitting the bag? He was like, I'll fight him.

• 1:37:21The Fat Electrician?

  Bro, can we get him on the podcast?

• 1:37:23Speaker 01

  George? I don't know.

• 1:37:24The Fat Electrician?

  He's in Texas.

• 1:37:25Speaker 01

  I would love to have that man. That dude, as you're saying, it's like some of the best. That's a really good movie. It's like, how's that little grill business doing? And not having any idea about that.

• 1:37:36The Fat Electrician?

  Mr. Foreman, sir, I, I will forcefully drag all three of these men and the cameras to you to film a podcast with you and we will go to church with you after the fact. Or before the fact, whatever you prefer. If you will just come hang out.

• 1:37:51Speaker 01

  Gladly.

• 1:37:52The Fat Electrician?

  Please.

• 1:37:53Speaker 01

  I want, I will help with the dragging. George Jr., George III, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh.

• 1:38:00The Fat Electrician?

  All of them.

• 1:38:01Speaker 01

  That, really? That's not a joke.

• 1:38:03The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:38:06The Fat Electrician?

  They're all George Foreman.

• 1:38:07Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 1:38:10Speaker 02

  See how many, normally that's a multi-generational thing.

• 1:38:12Speaker 01

  No, that is one. Holy shit.

• 1:38:14The Fat Electrician?

  How many, how many?

• 1:38:15Speaker 02

  How do they name their kids?

• 1:38:18Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 1:38:18Speaker 02

  How do they name their kids? It's gonna have like one, one set of parents is gonna have like the 11th, the 17th and the 22nd.

• 1:38:25Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, how do they? Like do I?

• 1:38:27Speaker 02

  Is it in order of who's born?

• 1:38:29Speaker 01

  Or is it, yeah.

• 1:38:30Speaker 03

  Five sons and seven daughters, total of 12. His five sons are George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, George VI.

• 1:38:40Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. So he's got six little Georges.

• 1:38:44Speaker 01

  I love it. Dude, that's the easiest George. Okay, that one. Come here.

• 1:38:51Speaker 02

  You can't number them.

• 1:38:53Speaker 03

  Four. Five sons are Georges. So they got, they got nicknames. There's Monk, Big Will, Red, Little Joey, and then George Jr.

• 1:39:01The Fat Electrician?

  I bet Little Joey's still massive.

• 1:39:04Speaker 03

  Oh, you know, they're all just.

• 1:39:05Speaker 02

  That's probably the biggest.

• 1:39:06Speaker 03

  They have his genetics.

• 1:39:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:39:08The Fat Electrician?

  Bro, I don't, he's my.

• 1:39:09Speaker 02

  It's a boy named Susha where he just like gets jacked because his name is Little Joey.

• 1:39:13The Fat Electrician?

  He's my favorite boxer for sure. Nothing better than, how old was he when he made it?

• 1:39:17Speaker 02

  Forty seven.

• 1:39:17The Fat Electrician?

  Forty seven going in, just like.

• 1:39:19Speaker 02

  Or forty two to forty.

• 1:39:20The Fat Electrician?

  Here's my plan. I'm gonna cover up and hit you so hard that you just die.

• 1:39:26Speaker 01

  What Brandon, if you want to see chaos, watch it. That man hit a 300 pound heavy bag. It is fucking terrifying because it is moving. We hit 100s just for reference.

• 1:39:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:39:37Speaker 01

  He, 300 is like swinging and he's leaving impacts during his prime. And his prime, he retired in his twenties or early thirties, came back in his late forties and then became the heavy world, like the world heavyweight.

• 1:39:51Speaker 02

  And you don't feel bad rooting for him because he's not a convicted.

• 1:39:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. So it's really cool.

• 1:39:59Speaker 02

  You kind of feel good about it.

• 1:40:01Speaker 01

  Everyone always forgets that little history lesson.

• 1:40:05Speaker 03

  Yeah. He retired in 97 at the age of 48 with a final record of 76 wins comprised of 68 knockouts.

• 1:40:11Speaker 01

  God. Dude, he had like heavy hands.

• 1:40:13The Fat Electrician?

  And it's like, the only reason Muhammad Ali beat him was because that's where the rope of dope was invented.

• 1:40:20Speaker 02

  Like he had to invent a new fighting style.

• 1:40:22The Fat Electrician?

  Not only did he have to invent it, he had to get lucky and the ropes weren't in like set up correctly. That was like the whole lore is the top rope wasn't tensioned appropriately. So he could like, he had enough to be able to lean back and so far away that George couldn't hit him and he had to wait till he get gassed out. Like Muhammad Ali got lucky.

• 1:40:42Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 1:40:43Speaker 01

  And Brandon, he did a cross guard. So he was one of the few boxers that did a cross guard. So you block like this. Like you'd fight like this.

• 1:40:50Speaker 02

  Muhammad Ali would?

• 1:40:51Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:40:51Speaker 02

  Or George, George.

• 1:40:52Speaker 01

  That's why he's like, I'll just take.

• 1:40:54The Fat Electrician?

  Do the tank.

• 1:40:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'll just get hit and I'll fucking hit you as hard as physically possible and kill you. And if you wash his knockouts, those dudes die. It's like, it's my favorite.

• 1:41:04Speaker 02

  So like practical question, why is the cross guard not more common?

• 1:41:08Speaker 01

  Cause it, you can't hit from it. Think you don't have a quick, you can't swing. So you're like waiting for counters. Yes, you can absorb, but.

• 1:41:16Speaker 02

  So you almost like have to like, uh, slip and then counter.

• 1:41:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:41:19Speaker 03

  Like it's slip or wait.

• 1:41:21Speaker 01

  And then you're just relying on literal pure strength to punch through their guard and he could do that very easily.

• 1:41:28Speaker 02

  Sixty eight knockouts.

• 1:41:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, that is fucking crazy.

• 1:41:32Speaker 03

  He only, he lost five times. That's it. His entire career, five times. Sixty eight knockouts.

• 1:41:37Speaker 01

  Some of those dudes, I love fighting so much. I'm like.

• 1:41:41The Fat Electrician?

  Who did he, who'd he beat for the heavyweight title? Liston? Sonny Liston?

• 1:41:47Speaker 01

  Was it Sonny?

• 1:41:49The Fat Electrician?

  I think that's who he took the heavyweight title from the first time around before Ali took it from him.

• 1:41:54Speaker 01

  Liston?

• 1:41:55The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:56Speaker 01

  Was it Liston or what was the other big one during that timeframe? Um, there's Ali, Foreman and Frazier.

• 1:42:05The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it might've been Frazier.

• 1:42:06Speaker 01

  Foreman Frazier was big, yeah. Yeah.

• 1:42:09Speaker 02

  I want to, I want to talk about this too. Uh, the, the, I found this out from the unsub audience. Uh, the Mama Ali thing.

• 1:42:17Speaker 01

  Oh, yes.

• 1:42:19Speaker 02

  I forgot about that, but I saw it cause I was talking about how like, there was a bar we used to go to. Uh, I don't know if you were on this episode where I'm like, uh, one of the managers was like, oh, that's Mama Ali. Like Muhammad Ali's mother that was still like around, like an older, older black lady, but like, he was like, oh, that's Mama Ali. And I was fully convinced that it was Mama Ali. I've met her several times. She's very nice. And this, like, he was always super infatuated, like celebrities and stuff like that. And he was always trying to be like a promoter type, like, oh, this is this football player. I'm like, dude, I don't do sports ball, like fighting is the only thing I've even kind of kept up with. Um, I'm super into it now, but even back then, like kind of a little bit. So I'm like, oh, okay, that's cool. But he always like introduced her like, oh yeah, Mama Ali like would treat her like royalty when she come into like this big, like downtown bar.

• 1:43:02Speaker 02

  And then one of the comments pointed out like Muhammad Ali's mother died like years before this story or something like that. And I looked into it and I looked it up and I'm like, holy shit, who the did I meet all those times? Like one of the, like, one of the comments was like, this is physically impossible because, and then they detailed it. I don't remember exactly what it was, but I was like. Second guessing my life, I'm like, this man very confidently introduced me to this, this woman several times.

• 1:43:30Speaker 01

  That woman just pulled the long con to get free food.

• 1:43:33Speaker 02

  I have no idea.

• 1:43:35Speaker 03

  Or you got Mandela.

• 1:43:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, or maybe I'm from the universe where she was alive and well and going to bars in Raleigh, but fuck.

• 1:43:42Speaker 03

  Mandela dude.

• 1:43:43Speaker 02

  It was weird and I would have never known about it. I think it was a pepper box comment.

• 1:43:47Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 1:43:47Speaker 02

  That I was just like, oh wait, what? And it me up so much. I Googled it and they were right.

• 1:43:52Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 1:43:53Speaker 02

  So that guy was a piece of shit.

• 1:43:57Speaker 01

  He's lying to you.

• 1:43:58Speaker 03

  A restaurant owner being a piece of.

• 1:44:00Speaker 01

  That never happens, ever.

• 1:44:02Speaker 02

  He wasn't even, he wasn't even an owner. He was a manager.

• 1:44:04Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:44:06Speaker 02

  Dude, I saw a picture of a guy on a walk with like a bite taken out of a, a Uncrustable. He's like, oh man, RFK is about to ban the fuck out of these, isn't he?

• 1:44:18Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 1:44:19Speaker 02

  It's gonna be an underground market for that.

• 1:44:21Speaker 01

  Yeah. Start buying all of his. Yeah, we need to start buying.

• 1:44:25Speaker 02

  Look, I'm not a big fan of any government agency. I'm not a big fan of the government. I'm not a big fan of regulation, period. I'm a borderline philosophical anarchist almost. Like I just hate all of it. However, if you're gonna have an organization like the, uh, the FDA, at least make sure they exist to, I don't know. Make sure there's not poison in our fucking food instead of raiding the Amish over having raw milk.

• 1:44:48Speaker 02

  Ah, you sound horrible.

• 1:44:50Speaker 05

  Oh, I feel worse. This flu is not playing around. Dad, you promised you'd be in my band and it's showtime. Then it's Dayquil Intense Flu time. For fast and powerful relief of your flu symptoms, try Dayquil Intense Flu. Hit it. Yeah.

• 1:45:06Speaker 02

  Dayquil Intense Flu, the fast acting daytime coughing, aching, aching, aching fever power through your flu medicine. Use is directed, keep out of reach of children.

• 1:45:16Speaker 02

  As a theory, you know, I think that's kind of cool.

• 1:45:18Speaker 01

  Actually, that's a good. What are you talking about? Talked about that. Yeah, you're like, oh yeah, what about that segment? Go.

• 1:45:25The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna get to that one second. I have to read one stat that I heard the other day about Uncrustables. Guess how many Uncrustables the NFL eats per year?

• 1:45:34Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:45:34Speaker 02

  All of the NFL?

• 1:45:35The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:45:36Speaker 01

  Oh. Just like money lies or poundage?

• 1:45:38Speaker 03

  Or like the teams, the teams are eating them?

• 1:45:40The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, because they're like very popular for like, cause you're a 300 pound dude operating at a high level. You just need high calorie.

• 1:45:46Speaker 02

  Thirty seven thousand.

• 1:45:48Speaker 01

  Yeah. Wait, wait, hold on.

• 1:45:49Speaker 02

  Whoa. All right, I'm out.

• 1:45:51The Fat Electrician?

  In a single season, the NFL.

• 1:45:52Speaker 01

  Four hundred and twenty thousand.

• 1:45:54The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's eighty thousand Uncrustables. It's a lot of PB and Js for snacks. Um, but regardless, the raw milk thing. So, uh, I had Calvin actually do a bunch of research on raw milk because I saw a bunch of footage of straight up tac teams raiding Amish, uh, raw milk dairy farmers. And the way that this kind of functions is, I looked into it, uh, raw milk basically got not completely banned, but heavily, heavily regulated, um, in like the nineteen thirties prior to like everybody having a refrigerator and refrigeration being super common. Because it's easy to get milk tainted with like bacteria, E. coli, whatever the fuck. Uh, then refrigeration came around and it's allegedly not a super big problem.

• 1:46:39The Fat Electrician?

  Don't take my word for it, do your own research, whatever. Uh, but it's just been kind of like a law that stuck around for whatever reason. And so the way the Amish go about it is they're like, okay, well, I'm going to have a, a health club and just people can pay me fifty dollars a month or whatever. And in exchange for that, they get all the milk they can drink raw. They just come and pick it up from my barn and I just have a big vat of it. You come fill up your jug of raw milk, whatever the fuck. And that way, you know, people aren't accidentally buying raw milk, not knowing what they're getting at a grocery store. Like if you seek out one of these Amish health clubs, you know what the you're doing. You're a grown ass adult. If you want to drink raw milk and potentially get E. coli, that's on you. You're, do what you want. This is America.

• 1:47:24The Fat Electrician?

  And FDA does not like that. And they were raiding these raw milk dairy farms and they would go in and dump dye into these huge vats of raw milk. And then they had like cheese and other shit too. And they'd confiscate all of it. They'd destroy it. They'd take all the cheese, confiscate it, completely destroy it. And the biggest, I believe the biggest Amish population in the country is in Pennsylvania.

• 1:47:50The Fat Electrician?

  And this has all been going on over the last three to four years more heavily than normal. And that was actually the motivation of why 150 to 180,000 Amish people got together and voted for Donald Trump in a swing state. So Donald Trump literally might be president over spilt milk.

• 1:48:12Speaker 01

  Fuck with Amish, man.

• 1:48:14The Fat Electrician?

  I just, what if we quit government overreach? I don't know. I mean, like, at the end of the day, nobody's been arrested for going to child Epstein Island, but we've killed a squirrel and a raccoon.

• 1:48:31The Fat Electrician?

  I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now.

• 1:48:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, Jack, was it Jack? I think it was a Jack bit. That sounds like a Jack bit. And then the entire crowd automatically knew.

• 1:48:48The Fat Electrician?

  Jack Mandeville just said like the first four words and 900 people screamed, call JJ 877 cash now. The fucking room rattled at the end of that. It was awesome.

• 1:49:02Speaker 01

  We're gonna just start doing live ad reads.

• 1:49:06Speaker 01

  A thousand people already know the jingle. We will shout your company out and have it yelled back at us.

• 1:49:15The Fat Electrician?

  Please come hang out and have a good time.

• 1:49:18Speaker 01

  What are we doing? What are you guys doing for Christmas?

• 1:49:21Speaker 02

  Um, I don't know. Actually, I don't have been planning that far. I just, I'm looking forward to having a bit of a break, catch up on my own, like work stuff, because we've been doing like the live shows. And of course, we got range day coming up. Like, the last three months of the year are always super fucking chaotic for us. So I'm just looking forward to spending some time with family, just chilling out. Hi.

• 1:49:44Speaker 03

  I'm gonna go see my mama.

• 1:49:45Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 1:49:46Speaker 03

  Just hang out, chill.

• 1:49:48The Fat Electrician?

  Mama doughnut.

• 1:49:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, just to like get a peek inside the industry and the things that we do, guys. The last three months are so important too, because people are buying our T-shirts. You know, for Christmas, for Thanksgiving, just gifts and things like that.

• 1:50:00Speaker 02

  Not only that, but also the AdSense. Cause of Black Friday, Christmas shopping and everything. Companies spend more in the last two and a half months of the year than they do any other time.

• 1:50:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, so these are our like super heavy work periods for creators and just people that do the YouTube thing like this.

• 1:50:16Speaker 02

  It's a real shit time to have an upload happen at midnight.

• 1:50:19The Fat Electrician?

  It's a really good time to go on live tour.

• 1:50:22Speaker 01

  Live tour and, and launch a, live tour, launch a shoe company, run Pepper Box and get more. Like, it's just stack business onto business, onto business, onto business. It's like, it's fine, it's fine, it'll be fine.

• 1:50:36The Fat Electrician?

  It's gonna be okay.

• 1:50:36Speaker 01

  Just don't die.

• 1:50:38The Fat Electrician?

  Look at Connor, we've got him in our corner, we can't fail.

• 1:50:42Speaker 01

  He's wearing socks and flops.

• 1:50:44The Fat Electrician?

  You remember the first time you came to Unsawed and then I didn't hug you? I don't regret it. Anyways.

• 1:50:49Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ. Holy shit.

• 1:50:54Speaker 01

  There's too much expensive equipment in between me and you right now, but imagine I picked something up and threw it at you.

• 1:51:02Speaker 02

  You can always throw your magic mind.

• 1:51:04The Fat Electrician?

  It's okay. Hey, we bonded over piss funnels.

• 1:51:09Speaker 02

  He just pisses on you.

• 1:51:13The Fat Electrician?

  Oh god.

• 1:51:14Speaker 01

  Pissing again.

• 1:51:14The Fat Electrician?

  Oh no.

• 1:51:15Speaker 01

  Guess who's CPAP machine's gonna be full of piss tonight?

• 1:51:22Speaker 06

  You have a CPAP machine?

• 1:51:23The Fat Electrician?

  You weren't supposed to tell anyone.

• 1:51:26Speaker 02

  More like a PPAP machine.

• 1:51:31Speaker 03

  Shoot, Brandon.

• 1:51:33Speaker 02

  That's all right.

• 1:51:36Speaker 02

  How's this good guy?

• 1:51:38The Fat Electrician?

  No, I got a, I have, my kid is a, he's gonna be four this month. And it's like the first year he's cognizant enough to understand that Santa's on the way. So that's a lot of fun. He's super jacked about all the shit Santa's gonna bring him. Dad, dad, we have to leave out cookies for Santa. Yes, yes, we do.

• 1:52:01Speaker 02

  Make sure that this flavor.

• 1:52:03The Fat Electrician?

  He's super pumped to explain it to me.

• 1:52:06Speaker 02

  Listen, don't tell your mother, but I got an inside scoop and the exact kind of cookies that Santa likes.

• 1:52:11The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:52:11Speaker 02

  Right? Make sure she knows.

• 1:52:13The Fat Electrician?

  Right.

• 1:52:14Speaker 01

  And then Santa gets all the credit.

• 1:52:16The Fat Electrician?

  It's okay. Santa's bringing my kid, the, the Fisher Play School 1993 pirate ship with all the knights and pirates and shit on it.

• 1:52:27Speaker 01

  The castle, dude?

• 1:52:28The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. I already bought it as a castle. All I wanted as a kid.

• 1:52:32Speaker 01

  Wow, he asked for that, Nick.

• 1:52:34The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I know. He totally did.

• 1:52:37The Fat Electrician?

  Nobody, nobody showed him, nobody showed him that and was like, look how cool this would be. Like, yeah.

• 1:52:42Speaker 02

  My dad to this day still like as he, you'll, you'll mention it in casual conversation about like Christmas or whatever. He mentioned anything about a big wheel. He's just like, yeah, you know, that would have been really cool as a kid. So that fucking big wheel that everybody else in the street had, but you know, Santa's never, Santa hates the poor kids. So, uh, never got a fucking big wheel.

• 1:53:05The Fat Electrician?

  We started talking about that, how Santa hates poor kids.

• 1:53:09The Fat Electrician?

  And you're like, if you bring down Santa Claus, it's like Santa will give the rich kids nice stuff and the poor kids bad stuff.

• 1:53:15Speaker 02

  I'm going to, uh, I'm going to eBay right now. I'm buying my dad a big wheel as a joke.

• 1:53:20The Fat Electrician?

  You're gonna get him like an actual with a steering wheel or are you gonna get him the green machine with the two levers? The two levers are way cooler.

• 1:53:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I think he, he's gonna want OG yellow big wheel in the front.

• 1:53:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, gotta have the big wheel in the front.

• 1:53:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:53:34Speaker 02

  Should I get one big enough for him to actually ride or just as a joke?

• 1:53:37The Fat Electrician?

  Get him a motorized one.

• 1:53:40Speaker 01

  No, get him one he has to pedal.

• 1:53:41Speaker 03

  Have I showed you guys my Sears catalogs?

• 1:53:43Speaker 01

  That's what I was gonna say.

• 1:53:45Speaker 03

  What? I have the ninety-two to nine, I think ninety-eight Sears catalog for every year, the ones we used to look at when we were kids and wish we weren't poor.

• 1:53:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. The one Nick makes his kids read, so he picks those to choose from. That's what he circles.

• 1:54:00Speaker 03

  So you're like Pokemon red and blue?

• 1:54:01Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:54:02Speaker 02

  You're like psyopping your kids to just do thrift shop finds?

• 1:54:06The Fat Electrician?

  Bro, like my, so like my, I've been, me and my wife have both been super, like, I'm not gonna have my kid, my kid has not had a tablet. My kid does not have any video games whatsoever. I bought him, I fucked up. I bought him, there's this like twenty-nine dollar, fifteen megapixel little toddler camera that he could take pictures with, but I didn't even know this when I bought it, but you can go in the menus and you can play snake.

• 1:54:30Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 1:54:31The Fat Electrician?

  On it. So he's just like playing snake on this camera all the time as a four-year-old and I'm like, I told my wife, I'm like, I'm buying him a Game Boy Color. Like, I'm gonna go to GameStop or whatever, buy him a twenty-year-old Game Boy Color and a bunch of old, he's gonna grow up playing the same games I did at the same exact time in twenty twenty-four though.

• 1:54:49Speaker 03

  Bro, I still have a Game Boy camera. You remember those?

• 1:54:52The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Oh, I saw that. You showed me that in your office.

• 1:54:54Speaker 03

  I might bring it on tour to take pictures with the Game Boy camera.

• 1:54:58The Fat Electrician?

  How many, how many? It's got like three megapixels.

• 1:55:00Speaker 03

  Oh, it's awful. It is dog shit.

• 1:55:02The Fat Electrician?

  You look like, everybody looks like a Minecraft.

• 1:55:04Speaker 02

  That is a hundred percent not mega.

• 1:55:05Speaker 01

  Oh, no, it's like a hundred kilo pixels.

• 1:55:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, just pixels.

• 1:55:08Speaker 02

  Wait, that is a real Game Boy.

• 1:55:11Speaker 03

  But I found a way to connect it to my computer and I can download all my Game Boy camera images onto my computer and just like share them on Instagram and stuff. It's really cool.

• 1:55:18Speaker 02

  It's kind of a neat retro thing. I dig it.

• 1:55:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, I might bring it on tour.

• 1:55:21Speaker 02

  Do it.

• 1:55:22Speaker 03

  So I can snap pictures with my Game Boy camera. The pictures are so dog shit, they're so bad. If there's any dim lighting whatsoever, it just doesn't work.

• 1:55:31The Fat Electrician?

  I like it. How many?

• 1:55:33Speaker 01

  It's a hundred and twenty-eight pixels by a hundred and twenty-eight pixels.

• 1:55:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's no mega in there.

• 1:55:38Speaker 01

  So it can store a hundred and twenty-eight by a hundred and twelve grayscale digital image using a four-color palette of the Game Boy. So you're looking at literally like.

• 1:55:50Speaker 01

  128 KB pictures. It's awful. Not near even a megabyte.

• 1:55:56Speaker 02

  So, oh my god, you just threw me all the way back. You know, the first video I ever made, like, not even for YouTube, it was before YouTube existed. Was on a, uh, cause I was, I've always been interested in just making video stuff. It was on a, one of those like fucking Walmart. Uh, I think this was like a Christmas present or something from like one of my uncles, like, god. Got thrown back like 20 years here. It was one of the like, the stick things that you hold, but it had like a little camera at the top, like the plastic ones. It was American Idol labeled, like after the first season or whatever. Uh, where you just have like a little trigger up front and it was like dog shit quality video. I started, first started editing video with one of those.

• 1:56:38Speaker 01

  I know what you're talking about. I can't remember the name of them though. Is it a flip?

• 1:56:42Speaker 02

  No, it was just like, it looks like a joystick with a camera pointing out the front of it.

• 1:56:47Speaker 01

  And the camera was like that fucking big?

• 1:56:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it's blue.

• 1:56:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:56:50Speaker 03

  What's it called? The digital blue?

• 1:56:51Speaker 02

  Oh, was it?

• 1:56:52Speaker 03

  I don't know. I did a commercial for them on Nickelodeon when I was 13.

• 1:56:56Speaker 02

  Oh, let me look. Also, we really have to talk about that.

• 1:56:59Speaker 01

  Yes, it is. That was exactly what that was.

• 1:57:01The Fat Electrician?

  How did that come about?

• 1:57:03Speaker 01

  Holy shit.

• 1:57:04Speaker 03

  My mom wanted me to do commercials and stuff and she put me in all these.

• 1:57:07Speaker 02

  I would have never found that thing.

• 1:57:08The Fat Electrician?

  You were bred for that.

• 1:57:09Speaker 02

  What? That is exactly what it was.

• 1:57:11Speaker 03

  Commercial for that on Nickelodeon. I was the kid holding the camera in Nickelodeon.

• 1:57:14Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 1:57:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:57:16The Fat Electrician?

  Why? No, fuck. Why? How? Where? How do I find this ad?

• 1:57:19Speaker 03

  I don't know. I've been trying to find it for years now. It's out there somewhere.

• 1:57:22The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, you're, oh, we're gonna find it now. How much did they pay your mom?

• 1:57:25Speaker 03

  Uh, like, it's like five, 600 bucks, something like that.

• 1:57:27Speaker 02

  $500 bounty for the first person who can find the Cody Garrett original, uh, digital blue commercial.

• 1:57:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like 13.

• 1:57:35Speaker 02

  First person.

• 1:57:36Speaker 01

  I've got a three week head start on you motherfuckers.

• 1:57:41Speaker 01

  What the fu- how is that never? Well, it's so random that you that is also um just found this out. Two bit photography. It's two bit, two bit, two bit.

• 1:57:54Speaker 02

  No, no mega before that.

• 1:57:55Speaker 01

  No, no killer before, just bit.

• 1:57:59Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 1:58:00Speaker 01

  That is fucking wild.

• 1:58:03Speaker 02

  Oh, I might have found it.

• 1:58:04The Fat Electrician?

  I will say, I started console gaming.

• 1:58:07Speaker 02

  That one?

• 1:58:07The Fat Electrician?

  After I had surgery. That's extremely frustrating.

• 1:58:11Speaker 01

  No, the one with 269 views. I'm watching it right now. Yeah, oh my god, holy shit!

• 1:58:17Speaker 02

  That is young Cody!

• 1:58:20Speaker 02

  That's not a white hat, oh!

• 1:58:22Speaker 06

  He comes from- he's wearing a yellow shirt!

• 1:58:23Speaker 02

  He's, he's right here.

• 1:58:24Speaker 01

  Wait, I gotta wait.

• 1:58:25Speaker 02

  In the back.

• 1:58:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, look at him.

• 1:58:28Speaker 02

  That's young Cody.

• 1:58:30Speaker 01

  Wait, let go.

• 1:58:31Speaker 06

  Look, there's a close up later. There's a close up of him later.

• 1:58:34Speaker 02

  Oh my god. This is not scripted.

• 1:58:38Speaker 06

  Right after this, there's a close up of Cody. Hold on. Right after this girl.

• 1:58:41Speaker 01

  That's Cody.

• 1:58:43Speaker 02

  No, it's not Cody.

• 1:58:44Speaker 06

  And here he is.

• 1:58:45Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 1:58:46Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 1:58:46Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 1:58:47Speaker 01

  Oh my god! Holy shit!

• 1:58:53The Fat Electrician?

  That is the most 90s commercial I've ever seen too.

• 1:58:55Speaker 01

  Bro, Cody with that back- backwards white hat?

• 1:58:58Speaker 06

  What the?

• 1:58:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, Lipstick was really cool then, okay? New Cody lore just dropped.

• 1:59:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, with his hit single, Break Crap.

• 1:59:05The Fat Electrician?

  Update the Wikipedia page. Got to start to fame, Nickelodeon commercials.

• 1:59:10Speaker 02

  So I for- you've told me about that years ago, but you didn't tell me it was that specific commercial. You just told me you did like a couple.

• 1:59:16Speaker 01

  You had a digital blue?

• 1:59:17Speaker 02

  I had a digital blue. That was where I started in like filmmaking or whatever. That is weird synchronicity. We're just, you, we've known these guys fucking, we've known each other forever. And we're like, hang around each other all the time and we still find weird shit like that where it.

• 1:59:34Speaker 01

  I just like the general reaction of.

• 1:59:39Speaker 01

  I found it first, 269 views. Fuck you, I found it first, you owe me 500 dollars.

• 1:59:45Speaker 01

  The audience was so excited, it went 500 dollars.

• 1:59:48Speaker 02

  It's already gone.

• 1:59:49Speaker 01

  Chase, play the footage back. I knew my reaction first, because I saw Cody first. I'm watching it right now. Yeah, oh my god, holy shit! Yeah, oh my god!

• 2:00:06Speaker 01

  Brandon, I was showing you two dollars.

• 2:00:08Speaker 02

  How about an AK?

• 2:00:10Speaker 01

  Deal.

• 2:00:12Speaker 01

  Hold on. Reminds me.

• 2:00:16The Fat Electrician?

  What the fuck?

• 2:00:18Speaker 02

  That's wild, though. How did that come to be?

• 2:00:21Speaker 03

  My mom wanted me to like do commercials and stuff and she would take me to these little interviews in Atlanta. And so I did like a commercial for the Boys and Girls Club. I did Digital Blue. I did a bunch of Nickelodeon stuff. Um, Longhorn Steakhouse, just like I'm the happy kid in the family eating a burger like that.

• 2:00:37Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 2:00:37The Fat Electrician?

  Oh my god.

• 2:00:38Speaker 02

  I did not know any of this.

• 2:00:39The Fat Electrician?

  Mama Donut is the Kris Jenner of gun tube. I had no idea.

• 2:00:44Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 2:00:44Speaker 01

  She wants to start me on.

• 2:00:46Speaker 02

  Damn, that damn trout, that was fast.

• 2:00:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, thank you, Brandon. You were so quick with giving me this AK-47.

• 2:00:53Speaker 01

  Which is confirmation that you admit I saw Cody before you did.

• 2:00:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, which I still contest to this day, but that's also like a lot of the modern Yugoslavian lore, so.

• 2:01:03The Fat Electrician?

  You got an AK before I did? I really don't regret not hugging you.

• 2:01:09Speaker 02

  I didn't know you were coming into town this early.

• 2:01:11Speaker 01

  I, I saw Cody first, in my defense.

• 2:01:17The Fat Electrician?

  How many commercials were you in?

• 2:01:19Speaker 03

  Like six or seven.

• 2:01:20The Fat Electrician?

  What the fuck? Everyone, go find these.

• 2:01:24Speaker 02

  Longhorn, Digital Blue. These are like collecting the Infinity Stones.

• 2:01:27The Fat Electrician?

  I know. I want to see all of these.

• 2:01:30Speaker 03

  I don't think a lot of them are up anymore, man.

• 2:01:31The Fat Electrician?

  I guarantee the internet will find them. He's not saying because they had to have been embarrassing products.

• 2:01:36Speaker 02

  To be fair, that Digital Blue commercial had

• 2:01:39Speaker 03

  Oh, it was lame as fuck.

• 2:01:40Speaker 02

  269 views.

• 2:01:42Speaker 03

  Well, now it's gonna have a couple thousand.

• 2:01:44Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:01:45Speaker 01

  It was uploaded four months ago too, which is weird. Really? Yeah.

• 2:01:49Speaker 02

  Also, I just typed first. On the comments. Fuck all you guys.

• 2:01:58The Fat Electrician?

  Oh my god, is that Donut Operator?

• 2:02:04Speaker 02

  Badminton's here.

• 2:02:07Speaker 01

  Dude, what the fuck Cody? How did I never know that?

• 2:02:10Speaker 03

  I forget. I don't know, man.

• 2:02:12Speaker 01

  God damn.

• 2:02:13Speaker 02

  Too many good nights to remember, man.

• 2:02:14Speaker 03

  Too many good nights to remember.

• 2:02:15Speaker 01

  That's that's truth. That's just a wild childhood to me.

• 2:02:19Speaker 03

  My mom said she always wanted me doing video stuff when I was little and I just started doing that shit because she kept taking me to the interviews.

• 2:02:25Speaker 01

  That's dope. I would have been way too embarrassed and shy and retarded at a young age, dude.

• 2:02:30Speaker 03

  I tried to dance when I was like 13. You see them like, oh, oh, oh, this gay shit, dude.

• 2:02:36Speaker 01

  Yo, what's up?

• 2:02:39Speaker 02

  Did you get to meet Dan Schneider?

• 2:02:42Speaker 01

  We're not gonna talk about Uncle Dan.

• 2:02:44Speaker 02

  I was in a couple flip flop commercials.

• 2:02:49Speaker 03

  This is weird, Uncle Dan. Stop.

• 2:02:52Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 2:02:56Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck.

• 2:02:57Speaker 05

  What was your favorite gift you got for Christmas as a kid?

• 2:03:02Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Like, I know the one I didn't get that I was super disappointed in. The one I got, I was disappointed was the, I don't even remember the train. It was a fucking, I had so many trains growing up.

• 2:03:17Speaker 02

  Great way to lead that.

• 2:03:18Speaker 01

  I know. I had so many trains growing up and never.

• 2:03:21Speaker 03

  Square wheels.

• 2:03:23Speaker 01

  I never thought about this until recently. I would put, like, I would stack carts and I would, I would build a, um, a bridge for my train, but I'd have enough carts so it couldn't, it would struggle to make it up and I'd crank up the speed so it would shoot sparks until I'm over.

• 2:03:39Speaker 02

  Was it one of those like OG, like the track racer kind of ones?

• 2:03:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, no, like, I had, like, it was an actual train, like, the tracks and the, like, turn.

• 2:03:47Speaker 02

  The little copper thing that?

• 2:03:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, and you build a city. No, not like tracks.

• 2:03:51Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 2:03:52Speaker 01

  Like train, like trains.

• 2:03:53Speaker 02

  Where'd the sparks come from?

• 2:03:55Speaker 01

  From the wheels. There, it's electric, so that.

• 2:03:57The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, oh, there's a little metal brush that had to touch the track for power.

• 2:04:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:04:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I was asking. Yeah.

• 2:04:04Speaker 01

  Not a brush, like the OG ones. I forget how they were operated. It was like either the wheels or something would touch the, the track itself and that's how it got the energy to move and you just have a dial and you turn the dial up. Struggle to get over there, but there was the ones with the like your RC cars, you know, the so there was one that had a

• 2:04:24Speaker 02

  I can still smell those.

• 2:04:27Speaker 01

  Yes, yes.

• 2:04:28The Fat Electrician?

  Probably shouldn't have been able to smell that.

• 2:04:31Speaker 02

  The burning copper like the conductivity.

• 2:04:33The Fat Electrician?

  It's just burnt ozone in this one.

• 2:04:35Speaker 01

  But there was a train that would do a flip. And there was a missing section and the train would go and it would land on the other side and go through it. My dad's all I wanted for Christmas and I did not get it. And then I they got me nunchucks instead and I did hit my brother in the face.

• 2:04:53Speaker 02

  That's why instead of being an engineer, you ended up being an 11 Bravo.

• 2:04:57Speaker 01

  Michelangelo. And I whacked my brother in the face. Oh yeah, these were real.

• 2:05:04Speaker 01

  Five years old and I hit my brother in the face with those motherfuckers.

• 2:05:08Speaker 02

  That's why he has.

• 2:05:10Speaker 01

  But yeah, they were like, no, the they were trying to explain to a five year old, you like, it doesn't fucking work. Like it would never make the loop. It just wrecks every time. I was still heartbroken that I didn't get my train.

• 2:05:21The Fat Electrician?

  It's my favorite part about the Ninja Turtles lore.

• 2:05:24Speaker 01

  Michelangelo.

• 2:05:25The Fat Electrician?

  The the weapon choices.

• 2:05:27Speaker 01

  Oh, it's for their how their personalities.

• 2:05:30The Fat Electrician?

  Their worst, the like, the worst part of their personalities is reflected back at them. Have you heard this? So like, who's who's the one with the the size, the the?

• 2:05:39Speaker 01

  Raphael.

• 2:05:40The Fat Electrician?

  Raphael, he's got anger. He's the red red. He's the one with the anger problems. He's got like the blunt dagger things. So those are like exclusively a defensive weapon. So it's like, oh, you're angry all the time. Here, play defense nerd.

• 2:05:52Speaker 02

  You're super aggressive.

• 2:05:53The Fat Electrician?

  And then like.

• 2:05:55Speaker 01

  Donatello's the staff.

• 2:05:56The Fat Electrician?

  Well, Donatello's a staff. That's my favorite one, but Raphael's the nunchucks. He's like the ADHD one. Michelangelo. He's got the nunchucks. He's like the ADHD one when nunchucks require the most focus to be able to master. And then Donna.

• 2:06:10Speaker 01

  Leonardo.

• 2:06:11The Fat Electrician?

  Leonardo. Fuck, I don't know. My Ninja Turtles right now. I'm drunk.

• 2:06:15Speaker 02

  So the little rat guy is just a troll.

• 2:06:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, basically. And like the the computer nerd, the super smart one. He's like, oh, oh, you're you're really smart. Here's a stick for your weapon nerd. Fuck you.

• 2:06:27Speaker 02

  I almost called him a master Shifu. Fucking potato.

• 2:06:32Speaker 01

  Master Shifu. Splinter, thank you. Master Shifu taught you.

• 2:06:35Speaker 03

  That was my favorite gift I got as a kid was the Ninja Turtles pizza car shooter.

• 2:06:40Speaker 01

  Dude, you got one of those?

• 2:06:41Speaker 03

  The little discs that went into it, there were pizzas and it would just, it would shoot them out.

• 2:06:44Speaker 01

  The van?

• 2:06:45Speaker 03

  You could put, yeah, yeah. You could put all your Ninja Turtle figures on it and they'd drive it around and it would shoot little pizzas out of it.

• 2:06:50Speaker 01

  Dude, our action figures sucked. When you look back out and like.

• 2:06:54Speaker 03

  No, they don't.

• 2:06:55Speaker 01

  They can't move anything. The He-Man was rad, dude.

• 2:06:58The Fat Electrician?

  You, you wanna know the most disappointing part about being a parent in 2024? Happy Meal toys now. Have you seen a Happy Meal toy lately?

• 2:07:05Speaker 03

  They're pretty fucking trash.

• 2:07:06Speaker 01

  If you have.

• 2:07:07The Fat Electrician?

  They're horrible.

• 2:07:07Speaker 01

  I mean, self-report.

• 2:07:09The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, if you have kids, like, there's nothing like, when I had Happy Meal toys when I was a kid, it was like, oh, here's a plastic thing of french fries from McDonald's. It turns into a fucking periscope so I can spy on people or whatever the fuck, yeah.

• 2:07:21Speaker 03

  McDonald's meals?

• 2:07:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, like all the cool shit, like whenever there was a new Disney movie, like that was what the toys were. Yeah, now the, like, the Happy Meal toys are literally fucking cardboard that comes on a printed sheet and you have to, like, knock it out and assemble it and it's like a top. It's horrible. All the Happy Meal toys suck now.

• 2:07:39Speaker 01

  They're like, they're just cheap Chinese.

• 2:07:41The Fat Electrician?

  Or it's like a little tiny, like, stuffed animal, something lame, doesn't do anything, it's horrible.

• 2:07:45Speaker 03

  Bro, they're expensive on eBay. I went back and looked at the Transformers recently that would, you know, like you're saying that you could fry a burger.

• 2:07:51The Fat Electrician?

  Equipment, yeah.

• 2:07:52Speaker 03

  They're expensive, man.

• 2:07:53The Fat Electrician?

  Are they really?

• 2:07:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, some of them are.

• 2:07:55Speaker 02

  I remember they did the promo, promo with like Beanie Babies and like they, they used to do promos like big companies and stuff. I mean, growing up in the nineties was peak.

• 2:08:02Speaker 01

  Dude, make the, when they would do the, um,

• 2:08:06Speaker 01

  Monopoly.

• 2:08:07Speaker 03

  Oh, the Monopoly game?

• 2:08:08Speaker 01

  Bro, I didn't know that whole lore that happened with that, like the Monopoly.

• 2:08:13Speaker 03

  What's the lore?

• 2:08:14Speaker 01

  You remember you could win a million dollars or however much and they'd do it every year? A dude at the facility was stealing the Park Place one, or the other, the expensive one.

• 2:08:26Speaker 03

  Broadway?

• 2:08:27Speaker 01

  Boardwalk, yeah.

• 2:08:28Speaker 03

  Boardwalk, yeah.

• 2:08:29Speaker 01

  Park Place. So he was fucking nabbing them. They had them in a special room and they gave him access to it. So he would just ship those to his friends.

• 2:08:35Speaker 02

  He stole it.

• 2:08:36Speaker 01

  No, because he would give them out. He would send it to people. He'd be like, hey, I will split this with you. You just turn it in. So people would win it, turn it in, he would get half. And he did that for years, years.

• 2:08:47Speaker 02

  Cause he did that for like almost a decade.

• 2:08:49Speaker 01

  Yeah. He made like seven million off of it. Yeah. This was like a criminal ring that found and it wasn't until after.

• 2:08:56Speaker 02

  Criminal ring, dude.

• 2:08:58Speaker 01

  But seven mil- dude walked away with seven million fucking dollars.

• 2:09:01Speaker 02

  What are you in for? Murder. You stole Park Place.

• 2:09:06Speaker 01

  Lots of times.

• 2:09:07Speaker 02

  McDonald's.

• 2:09:08Speaker 01

  And I forget what get- there is an actual.

• 2:09:11Speaker 02

  Was there like an armed robbery?

• 2:09:12Speaker 01

  No.

• 2:09:12Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:09:14Speaker 01

  Just stealing Park Place and Boardwalk a lot of times.

• 2:09:18Speaker 02

  Played Monopoly too hard.

• 2:09:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was a family and he had like his uncle. It was first like immediate and then just close friends and he just kept.

• 2:09:26Speaker 02

  Is that why they found it? Where they were just like, oh, all these people are related to an employee?

• 2:09:30Speaker 01

  Mm hmm. And they're like, huh, this is.

• 2:09:32Speaker 02

  What a dipshit. That's actually, you'd expect that from McDonald's employee, actually.

• 2:09:36Speaker 01

  Imagine doing it one time though. Like you do it one time, you got away, you but.

• 2:09:40Speaker 02

  Cool.

• 2:09:40Speaker 01

  Fucking good. Okay, good. That is like, let's do it where.

• 2:09:43Speaker 02

  To the tune of fourteen million.

• 2:09:44Speaker 01

  Yeah. Wild. I forgot about that.

• 2:09:49Speaker 02

  Fucking hell. I just remember like his, uh, Nick, did you actually, did you say your favorite gift growing up? Christmas?

• 2:09:55The Fat Electrician?

  Uh. God, I don't know. I mean, the only thing that comes to mind, and this might be cheating, is uh.

• 2:10:02Speaker 01

  This tube?

• 2:10:03The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 2:10:04Speaker 02

  The piss tube.

• 2:10:04The Fat Electrician?

  I was just thinking like, what if we had a piss funnel on camera? You know what I mean? Like what if the piss funnel was right behind Connor's chair and I could still like be on camera while I was peeing? Like, how great would that be?

• 2:10:16Speaker 01

  My mouse right here. Oh.

• 2:10:20The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, no, I don't know. The only thing.

• 2:10:22Speaker 01

  Connor's our piss tunnel? I don't like that.

• 2:10:24Speaker 02

  Drilling you a piss hole that's just a little bit like lower than it is. You got your own now, boy. Piss up. Thanks dad.

• 2:10:33Speaker 01

  You're a man now.

• 2:10:36The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I don't, the only thing that comes to mind is like the PS one and then I got a Bugs Life as my first video game.

• 2:10:42Speaker 03

  You remember the, the, the game pros that would come with the, the discs, the, the demo discs? Just like the magazines that would come with the demo, the PlayStation.

• 2:10:51The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck, do you remember Cheat Code books?

• 2:10:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, we were talking about that the other day.

• 2:10:55Speaker 03

  Get them at the book fair dude.

• 2:10:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, Nintendo Power. Oh man, I forget all of them like Gamer.

• 2:11:02Speaker 03

  Game Pro, Game Pro was like the biggest one, Game Pro.

• 2:11:06Speaker 02

  Tips and tricks.

• 2:11:06Speaker 01

  Tips and tricks. That's the one.

• 2:11:09Speaker 02

  Ah man. Finding out where to find all the like the skulls in Halo.

• 2:11:14Speaker 03

  Bro, I saw the saddest meme the other day. It was like, you never knew when you walked into Blockbuster, it would be the last time you rent from Blockbuster.

• 2:11:21Speaker 01

  Do we, that's the one I, I would love and I hate to go to Portland or Oregon, but I would love for us to go visit the last remaining Blockbuster.

• 2:11:29Speaker 02

  That'd be cool. With retro shit coming back, I feel like you could like do that as a gimmick.

• 2:11:34The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know if I should say this right now because I don't know if I can pull it off in time. Oh, I know. But I've been working on a fat files video. So I was doing, cause I do like business breakdowns, right? You know, Redbox where it's like a dollar, you rent a DVD. They didn't go out of business till like late 2022 or 2023, which is pretty fucking impressive for a DVD rental.

• 2:11:52Speaker 03

  It's still around. There's one in my CVS. There's one at CVS by my house.

• 2:11:55The Fat Electrician?

  There's a box there. It's not functional. Okay. They went bankrupt a year and a half ago. And now when I was doing research for this, they went bankrupt and it's like a big thing because they had over 48,000 locations all over the country and they were just like paying Walgreens or CVS, whoever like rent like, oh, let me use your electricity and park this shit out in front of your store. They went bankrupt and they basically just sent everybody an email like, hey, we're out of business. Somebody will be by to pick that up eventually. And then nobody's coming to pick them up because like the logistical feat of collecting. Basically what amounts to forty eight thousand fucking refrigerators from all over the country. Like, I don't have money to do that. That's millions of dollars.

• 2:12:38Speaker 02

  Is that why, is that why Jake sent that to the group chat the other day?

• 2:12:40Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:12:40The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 2:12:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:12:42The Fat Electrician?

  And that, yeah, that's why he's like, Nick, I found one. So you can just go up to CVS or Walgreens or whatever, because they just unplugged them. And you'd be like, hey, um, that's classified as abandoned property. They went bankrupt. They're never coming to get it. And legally, if you tell me as property owner, I can have it. I can just take that bitch.

• 2:13:02Speaker 02

  I'm stealing.

• 2:13:03The Fat Electrician?

  People are doing it.

• 2:13:04Speaker 03

  I know where one is right now.

• 2:13:05The Fat Electrician?

  So for my, for my fat files video, I've already, I've called like eight places and they're like.

• 2:13:11Speaker 02

  Four weekend start.

• 2:13:12Speaker 01

  Hey, I just picture the next episode. One is in the background.

• 2:13:19Speaker 01

  Immediately the next episode, we have one in the corner.

• 2:13:24Speaker 02

  I'm pretty sure my local CVS has one.

• 2:13:25The Fat Electrician?

  We can do this for the gang does, and then we can go and pay to have vinyl skins made to make it a pepper box.

• 2:13:32Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 2:13:34The Fat Electrician?

  It's gonna be fucking awesome.

• 2:13:36Speaker 01

  I love that.

• 2:13:39Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 2:13:39The Fat Electrician?

  The funniest part is if I'm there, I get to be like, I'm a licensed electrician. I can actually disconnect that properly and make it safe and I'll do it for free if you let me have it. And they're gonna be like, yes.

• 2:13:52Speaker 01

  Oh dude, they would hands down get rid of some giant piece of shit.

• 2:13:55The Fat Electrician?

  Dusty fridge sitting in front of your store for two years that nobody's been able to use.

• 2:14:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:14:01The Fat Electrician?

  You just wanna go get a red box?

• 2:14:03Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:14:03Speaker 03

  I know exactly where one is. We could put it in my garage right now.

• 2:14:06Speaker 02

  I want nothing more than that.

• 2:14:09The Fat Electrician?

  You're gonna see it in the background. That's our Chris. The gang does.

• 2:14:13Speaker 01

  It fills up half of the fucking room.

• 2:14:15Speaker 02

  How do you find the?

• 2:14:16The Fat Electrician?

  I don't. It's my job. Literally my job.

• 2:14:20Speaker 01

  I just love it's gonna be in the background. We're gonna move shit.

• 2:14:24Speaker 01

  Free red boxes for unsupped fans.

• 2:14:26The Fat Electrician?

  We.

• 2:14:28Speaker 02

  Asterisk.

• 2:14:30Speaker 03

  Your grandmother would love that in her garage.

• 2:14:34Speaker 02

  That's gonna be our generation's like 1940s Pepsi dispenser.

• 2:14:39The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 2:14:40Speaker 01

  Cigarette vending machines. I love that they were supposed to close.

• 2:14:44Speaker 02

  Blockbuster.

• 2:14:44Speaker 01

  Blockbuster turned buying them. Wait, no, they.

• 2:14:48The Fat Electrician?

  That was Netflix.

• 2:14:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, Netflix and then.

• 2:14:50Speaker 02

  Or Blockbuster turned it on buying Netflix.

• 2:14:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that was the one not Redbox, whatever. Redbox was fucking crushed for years though.

• 2:14:57The Fat Electrician?

  For years.

• 2:14:58Speaker 01

  Years.

• 2:14:59The Fat Electrician?

  Awesome.

• 2:14:59Speaker 01

  And then it really died. I was thinking about that the other day with TV shows, how we just stream. Back in the day, you had like no schedule, like you had no idea what was gonna be on TV. You're just like flipping through channels, whether that's.

• 2:15:12Speaker 02

  You had like a physical book, like the channel, the TV guide was like a.

• 2:15:16Speaker 01

  But that's like. There's nothing on I want to watch and it literally like that was it. There was no.

• 2:15:23Speaker 03

  Guess I'll hang out with my kids or something.

• 2:15:27Speaker 01

  That's why my dad worked.

• 2:15:30Speaker 01

  He's like, oh, fuck. Well, I think that that that.

• 2:15:34The Fat Electrician?

  We gotta go steal a red box.

• 2:15:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're gonna go steal one.

• 2:15:37Speaker 03

  We got something to do tonight before our live tour.

• 2:15:40The Fat Electrician?

  We're gonna steal a red box in every city we go to and bring it to the live show and leave it and not tell them.

• 2:15:48Speaker 02

  It's in the green room.

• 2:15:49The Fat Electrician?

  It's part of the bit. We just leave it on stage. We're gone. Let them deal with it.

• 2:15:54Speaker 02

  Did the green, did the green room always have a fucking red box in the corner?

• 2:15:59Speaker 01

  Some of those small green.

• 2:16:02Speaker 02

  Even smaller, one square foot smaller.

• 2:16:07Speaker 01

  That would leave so many people confused. We act like we don't know what it is.

• 2:16:11The Fat Electrician?

  What do we do with it?

• 2:16:12Speaker 01

  I thought this was your guys'.

• 2:16:17Speaker 03

  We're telling these ancient amazing theaters, we don't know.

• 2:16:21Speaker 02

  We put it on the rider. We need this, this, this, this and a dolly.

• 2:16:30The Fat Electrician?

  The funny part is if we put this video out soon enough, I bet the audience will bring a red box for us.

• 2:16:34Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 2:16:35Speaker 02

  Oh, God. Well, it's gonna be for.

• 2:16:38The Fat Electrician?

  Unsub showed up. No, there's 20 red boxes in our parking lot.

• 2:16:44Speaker 01

  People online just waiting with a dolly and a red box. The guys asked for it.

• 2:16:50Speaker 02

  If there's not one in the Vegas live show, I will be disappointed.

• 2:16:58Speaker 02

  Bro, you know, security is not gonna stop a man wheeling in a red box. No. They're gonna be like, oh wow, that's still a friend. He's on a mission.

• 2:17:05Speaker 03

  A lot of casinos don't stop a man wheeling in forty-seven machine guns, so we can bring a red box in.

• 2:17:18Speaker 03

  God, do I hate country music.

• 2:17:22Speaker 03

  That meme where the country music starts playing, the red glow yacht.

• 2:17:30Speaker 03

  I don't know, on that note, he likes.

• 2:17:31Speaker 02

  Dude, that was... When Cody talks, man, fuck.

• 2:17:38Speaker 03

  What did the piece of paper on his nightstand say? Why won't they release that to the public? I don't know. No one knows. It's crazy, but...

• 2:17:43Speaker 02

  Cash Patel, please release that.

• 2:17:47Speaker 02

  Oh my god. Wow.

• 2:17:50Speaker 03

  He closes out the Sweet Prince.

• 2:17:54Speaker 02

  I'm gonna have so many red boxes. The government doesn't want you to know.

• 2:17:57Speaker 03

  You got forty-seven red boxes.

• 2:17:59Speaker 02

  The red box at the Walgreens is free. You can just take it. I have four hundred and seventy-two red boxes.

• 2:18:10Speaker 02

  Ah, these red boxes are gonna disappear in...

• 2:18:13Speaker 03

  We gotta do a live show tomorrow. I'm pretty sure all of us got a pack for it, too.

• 2:18:17Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:18:18Speaker 03

  Thank you for joining the Unsubscribe Podcast Christmas special. I was joined today by Eli DoubleTap, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Don, and Operator. If you wanna see... Are we doing the after show?

• 2:18:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, we'll do a quick one.

• 2:18:31Speaker 03

  If you wanna see the after show on Patreon, you should check that out, cuz it gets even more brutal. We're gonna steal so many fucking red boxes. Thank you for joining the Unsubscribe Podcast.

• 2:18:39The Fat Electrician?

  Also, Merry Christmas, everyone. We appreciate all you hanging out.

• 2:18:42Speaker 02

  Love y'all.

• 2:19:17Speaker 00

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