Monsters of God - An Interview with Eric Goode and Jeremy McBride about the Shadowy World of Reptile Smuggling
Tooth & Claw: True Stories of Animal Attacks
Hosted by Jeff Larson, Mike Smith and Wes Larson
- 1h 22m
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Summary
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This episode features Eric Goode and Jeremy McBride, executive producers and directors of the documentary series Monsters of God, discussing the shadowy, lucrative world of reptile smuggling and exotic animal collecting. The conversation explores the extreme collector culture behind the illegal trade, the unique portability of reptiles that enables international smuggling rings, and the unintended consequences of conservation laws like the Endangered Species Act that often increase demand for rare species. The guests share behind-the-scenes stories from their filmmaking process, dealing with guarded law enforcement and notorious smugglers, while also reflecting on personal encounters with venomous snakes, the ethics of keeping exotic pets, and the broader crisis facing wild reptile populations.
- Only buy captive-bred animals rather than wild-caught specimens to avoid contributing to illegal poaching and international trafficking. 1:20:02
- Research the specific environmental requirements, enclosures, and dietary needs of an exotic pet before purchasing one. 38:17
- Report suspected wildlife poaching or illegal trafficking to law enforcement when encountering suspicious activity. 1:19:02
- Keep essential emergency contact information readily available when exploring wilderness areas where venomous snakes are present. 21:00
Chapters
- 0:12Episode Introduction and Guest Overview
Hosts welcome listeners and introduce Jeremy McBride and Eric Goode as executive producers of the new documentary series.
- 4:02Why Reptiles Center the Exotic Animal Trade
The hosts discuss how reptiles are more manageable and widespread than other exotic animals, making them central to the trade.
- 8:00Ethical Considerations of Keeping Reptiles
Discussion on whether reptiles can be kept ethically, the responsibilities of owners, and the importance of proper care.
- 10:00Pop Culture’s Influence on Reptile Demand
The hosts explore how movies and media spur spikes in reptile ownership and the resulting market booms.
- 12:00The Disposable Nature of Pet Reptiles
They examine how owners often discard reptiles after boredom, leading to widespread neglect and ecological harm.
- 12:38Law Enforcement and the Smugglers' Cat-and-Mouse Game
The producers explain the challenges of gaining access to smugglers and the risks involved in filming them.
- 44:09Conservation Messages and Final Thoughts
The episode concludes with a conservation call to action, emphasizing the need to protect endangered reptiles.
- 48:46Reptiles in Pop Culture Highlights
The hosts discuss memorable live reptile appearances in movies and TV, sharing personal favorites and anecdotes.
- 54:14Trafficking Themes in Television and Film
Guests and hosts compare shows about trafficking, noting how they mirror real-world smuggling and the moral complexities involved.
- 1:01:13Interactive Reptile Facts Game
Hosts play a trivia game on reptile facts, engaging listeners with fun questions and rewarding correct answers with donations to the Turtle Conservancy.
- 1:15:31Reptile Conservation Efforts and Challenges
The conversation turns to global reptile conservation, highlighting threats, trade impacts, and actionable steps listeners can take.
- 1:21:03Behind‑the‑Scenes of Monsters of God
The panel reflects on production challenges, creative choices, and the emotional impact of filming real reptiles for the documentary.
Highlights
- 2:23
Childhood in the 1960sinsight
Eric Goode recalls growing up in the late 1960s and early 1970s before modern laws existed, describing the exotic pet trade then as a cornucopia where people could buy any forbidden reptile.
- 6:57
Extremely Valuable Turtlesdata
Rare tortoises and turtles, such as the Hunan box turtle once thought to be extinct, can command hundreds of thousands of dollars in the international exotic animal trade.
- 11:10
Unintended Consequences of Lawsinsight
The guests explain that uplisting species under the Endangered Species Act or CITES can inadvertently create a forbidden market that increases collector demand and boosts smuggling.
- 18:46
Rattlesnake Bite Experiencestory
Eric Goode shares a personal anecdote of being bitten by a Southern Pacific rattlesnake while hiking in river sandals, detailing the rapid onset of a metallic taste and neurotoxic symptoms.
- 49:23
Wrestling and King Cobrasstory
Jeremy McBride recounts how wrestler Jake the Snake used a devenomized king cobra provided by Al Killian during a match with Macho Man Randy Savage.
- 1:11:27
Eric Goode notes that giant salamanders are so large they can consume a rabbit or bite off a human arm, though many rare species have never survived in captivity.
- 1:17:11
Eric Goode highlights a statistic that one in five reptile species worldwide are currently facing extinction or are threatened with extinction due to consumption, the pet trade, and skins.
Quotes
“For me, like to back up a little bit, the only reoccurring dream I've had my entire life is one where I go into a pet store and then I'm like led into this back room where they have all these crazy exotic reptiles and I'm just in heaven.”
Wes Larson · 1:17 “The only reoccurring dream I've had my entire life is one where I go into a pet store and then I'm like led into this back room where they have all these crazy exotic reptiles and I'm just in heaven.”
Wes Larson · 1:17 “When you’re talking to someone who has lived the life that Anson Wong has lived, and he says things to you like, nothing’s endangered, you know, there’s nothing in danger. I can get a panda bear.”
Unnamed speaker · 27:02 “I think at the end of the day, it's like, despite what you rationalize, like, it's so hard.”
Unnamed speaker · 47:39 “The guy who's in the first scene and he comes back by, he's like a recurring cold open.”
Unnamed speaker · 50:10 “There are a lot of reptiles that are not cold‑blooded.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:07:28 “One of the crew members on our trip down to Antarctica told us the story of some woman who absconded with a penguin and just kept it in her cabin shower, just like this tiny,”
Mike Smith · 47:53 “The reptile trade globally is probably in the, I don't know, the wildlife trade is in the billions, the reptile trade is up there.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:16:42 “I think there's a statistic that one in five reptiles are facing extinction or threatened with extinction.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:17:11
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About this episode
Friends of the show Eric Goode and Jeremy McBride join the guys to talk about their new HBO documentary series Monsters of God, all about the seedy origins of the illegal reptile trade in the United States and beyond. Then they're forced to play along with the usual T&C games in the back half of the episode. Watch this epiosode here: https://youtu.be/4AqyG7N-5TU Resources referenced: https://www.turtleconservancy.org/programs/ploughshare-tortoise https://www.aza.org/aza-safe https://www.notapet.net/ https://www.aza.org/wta-confiscations-network phoenixspeciesproject.org ~ Smalls - For a limited time, get 60% off your first order, plus free shipping and free treats for life, when you head to https://Smalls.com/TOOTH. onX Backcountry - Click here (use hyperlink https://www.onxmaps.com/purchase/backcountry/membership?promo=tooth&utm_source=tooth_and_claw&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=bc_comm_nosoc_%5Btooth_and_claw%5D) and use promo code TOOTH to get 30% off a premium or Elite membership to onX Backcountry Dose - Ready to give your liver the support it deserves? Head to https://dosedaily.co/TOOTH or enter TOOTH to get 35% off your first subscription. Hims - To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/tooth. ~ To advertise on the show, contact us! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/c/toothandclawpodcast ~~ Tooth & Claw is brought to you by QCODE. Support the show and get access to an extensive library of exclusive episodes like this by supporting the show on Patreon or joining the Grizzly Club on Apple Podcasts. For the latest updates on the show and all things wildlife, follow us at toothandclawpod.com and social: Instagram: @ToothandClawPodcast Twitter: @ToothandClawPod Wes: @GrizKid Jeff: @jefe_larson Mike: @mikey3ds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcript
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Topics
- Monsters of God
- Mexico
- Fiji Island
- Turtle Conservancy
- United States
- Venom
- Narcos
- California
- Antarctica
- Argentina
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