Zach Justice's Date with Jules

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Tiger Belly merch, Tiger Belly merch.

• 1:03Speaker 02

  Tiger Belly merch, man.

• 1:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, guys, we have Tiger Belly merch. These are my favorite shirts and they're clean. Look at the back, Tiger Belly, 10 years of chaos, No Sorceress since day one. And Shadow Play down here.

• 1:16Speaker 03

  There's a lot of little Easter eggs, too. Like this one can say, can I defend myself?

• 1:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20Speaker 03

  Something you say often, and this one says Shadow Play.

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  Shadow Play, dude. Check it out. And we have the cool hats, dude. I love those hats. 10 years of Tiger Belly, right there. No Sorceress papaya, comes with four pins. It's dope, dude. It's energetic, it's lively, and it's in the moment.

• 1:33Speaker 00

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• 1:45Speaker 02

  Get it now, man.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Hey, everybody, Bobby Lee here. And I'm very excited because I'm shooting my first special for Hulu.

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  It's going to be at San Diego, California, January 16th, 2026, January 17th, 2026. And it's at the San Diego Balboa Theater. And the tickets are on sale now, and come check it out. I would love to see you there, and I'm super excited.

• 2:09Speaker 03

  And we're all going to be there.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  We're all going to be there.

• 2:11Speaker 03

  Support Papa.

• 2:13Speaker 02

  Tito Bobby.

• 2:18Speaker 00

  You've never done that before.

• 2:46Speaker 04

  For the people, are you Hyman?

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, call him Hyman.

• 2:49Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:50Speaker 00

  It's Jamie.

• 2:51Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 2:51Speaker 00

  It's Jaime. Just say you're real.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  You're shaped like a hy-

• 2:53Speaker 00

  No, I'm just-

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  I thought, okay, I thought you guys joked around and you're like, this guy's named Hyman.

• 2:57Speaker 00

  It's Jaime, it's Jaime.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  It's Jaime, but-

• 2:59Speaker 04

  Okay, I was like, Hyman is a wild thing to call someone.

• 3:01Speaker 00

  Thank you, thank you.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, different? Christian?

• 3:24Speaker 00

  Christian.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, ready? One, two, let's go, Christian.

• 3:35Speaker 04

  My middle name is Christian.

• 3:37Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, uh, uh, what direction are we gonna go with the song? Because I'm a little confused.

• 3:41Speaker 00

  Seventies funk, Black Panther.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  No, no, we're doing this tune.

• 3:44Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:45Speaker 00

  You can't do seventies funk?

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  No, I can't do seventies funk. Um, anyway, um-

• 3:49Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  This is started?

• 3:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  This is started?

• 3:53Speaker 00

  This is started?

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  This is started? No, we gotta give it, I thought we were in, you gotta give a, you know, like an action or something. This is Hollywood, baby. I didn't get to say, hi, how are you guys?

• 4:02Speaker 00

  Okay, okay, no.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, we're not on the Just, Jack's, Justice, Justice Show.

• 4:07Speaker 04

  Hey, brother. Let's do ketamine after our host, come on.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:11Speaker 04

  What are your guys' names? I don't wanna be weird. Uh, my name's Karina.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  Karina.

• 4:16Speaker 00

  Karina.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Karina.

• 4:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Very cool. And we just met. What was your name again?

• 4:19Speaker 04

  Nyla.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Nyla.

• 4:20Speaker 00

  Karina is Jaime's roommate.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:23Speaker 04

  Why is he writing?

• 4:24Speaker 00

  Oh, he takes notes.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  He does haikus. What are you talking about?

• 4:27Speaker 04

  Where'd you guys find, what?

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:28Speaker 00

  Where do you find-

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Mexico, dude. What are you talking about?

• 4:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  They love haikus over there.

• 4:32Speaker 00

  Do you like Mexicans?

• 4:35Speaker 00

  Wait, wait for the answer.

• 4:36Speaker 04

  This is my first, this is-

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  But do you like them?

• 4:39Speaker 00

  Be honest, man.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Be honest.

• 4:40Speaker 04

  When they're over there, it's fine.

• 4:43Speaker 04

  They're good people when they're over there.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over there, where's over there?

• 4:46Speaker 04

  Mexico.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I thought you.

• 4:48Speaker 04

  No, no, no. I, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm all in on you guys. There's a couple others that I'm a little out on.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:54Speaker 00

  Salvadorian?

• 4:54Speaker 04

  Filipinos.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:56Speaker 04

  Based on Jules.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you're into them. Yeah.

• 5:01Speaker 04

  Get into it.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:01Speaker 04

  Jules and I went on a date the other day.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 5:04Speaker 00

  Does that bother you?

• 5:04Speaker 04

  It was on Friday.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  It bothers me so badly. What do you mean? She's a little person. She's young.

• 5:11Speaker 00

  They're in the same decade.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, how old are you, Zach?

• 5:13Speaker 04

  I just turned thirty, so watch your mouth. And she's what, twenty-four?

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, uh, that works out in my.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  No. Stay with twenty-eight.

• 5:20Speaker 04

  Okay. What have you been staying with? Let's talk about that.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Thirty-five. Thirty-five.

• 5:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Thirty-five.

• 5:27Speaker 04

  Let's get into it.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:28Speaker 04

  You're the, uh, Leonardo DiCaprio.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  Sing it. No, sing it, dude.

• 5:31Speaker 04

  What?

• 5:32Speaker 00

  Intro.

• 5:34Speaker 04

  Welcome to the show.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Woo.

• 5:38Speaker 04

  A Mexican.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:41Speaker 04

  I.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude.

• 5:44Speaker 04

  Asian on the keys.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there we go.

• 5:49Speaker 04

  Jules on her knees.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 5:54Speaker 00

  That's his daughter.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, that's my daughter, dude.

• 5:56Speaker 04

  No, it's not. It's your ex's something.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but I raised her. I'll rip your eyes out, Whitey.

• 6:03Speaker 04

  Okay, well, I.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  You want your eyes gouged out, Whitey?

• 6:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, say one more thing.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm so sorry for saying.

• 6:09Speaker 04

  Say one more thing, dude. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get a.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think you're superior? I'm gonna get the. It's two thousand twenty-five.

• 6:14Speaker 04

  I'm gonna get the thinnest spider web I can and blind you, dude.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. You wanna go racial there? Let me just say, can I just say, you keep asking what people's fucking, uh, names are.

• 6:25Speaker 04

  He's confusing.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Your ears are slanty. Your ears are slanty. You have reverse Asian.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  All right?

• 6:31Speaker 04

  Don't put that on me.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:33Speaker 04

  I'm not anything. I'm whatever you guys.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  Did you sneak in here? Were you, like, were they like?

• 6:38Speaker 00

  In the house? Yeah.

• 6:39Speaker 04

  You were like, no, he's, he's one of us.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, he's an American citizen.

• 6:43Speaker 04

  You guys don't get along.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 6:45Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, you're.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  He'll rip you apart. Don't be, be careful, dude.

• 6:49Speaker 00

  I'm Mexican.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is the fucking.

• 6:51Speaker 00

  He's Salvadorian.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Salvadorian juggernaut is what we call him. You'll run right through you.

• 6:56Speaker 04

  Don't say not Mexican, then be like Salvadorian, okay?

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 6:59Speaker 04

  If you're a stone's throw away, that's like me being like, oh no, I'm not Irish, I'm Scottish, like.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  Dude, if you were an X-Men dude, you'd get, you'd be a terrible power.

• 7:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  You know what your power would be?

• 7:10Speaker 04

  What?

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  You get really angry, right?

• 7:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  And only your anus turns into adamantium steel.

• 7:16Speaker 04

  What did I tell you about enunciating? I told you we're gonna start. We're gonna start doing it and doing it often.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Give me the line over again.

• 7:23Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  All right. You're an X-Men and you had a power, when you get angry, your asshole will turn into adamantium steel.

• 7:29Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:30Speaker 04

  You wanna write?

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  What's my power?

• 7:31Speaker 04

  When, when your Mexican friend doesn't even write it down, that's how you know it's not good.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  What would you be your power if you're an X-Men?

• 7:37Speaker 02

  Me?

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:38Speaker 02

  I'll get really mad.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:39Speaker 04

  It's always mad, yeah.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:41Speaker 02

  We're always mad at something.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  And, uh, my fist will be steel.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  I already know what it is.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  What is it then?

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Porchata squirts out of your nipples.

• 7:51Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  I, not really a power, but it's refreshing when you're around other X-Men.

• 7:57Speaker 04

  What's, what's like a low tier, like convenient power that you would want? Cause I was watching a movie and they're like, oh, a sick one would be after the beach, you could say sand off. And then all the sand would be off of you.

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 8:08Speaker 04

  What, what's a low kinda hanging fruit?

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that, that, here we go. That's good.

• 8:13Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  Uh, fuck.

• 8:14Speaker 00

  It bothers you every day through life.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I get the exercise.

• 8:18Speaker 00

  I'm trying to buy you some time.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 8:21Speaker 04

  I know.

• 8:21Speaker 00

  Cause Zach's quick, man.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's really, well, what, so, but the sand thing wasn't yours, you come up with a new one.

• 8:28Speaker 04

  Don't, yeah, but don't throw it at my face. I brought up a topic and he's like, well, you didn't come up with that. Yeah, sorry, I'm, I'm coming up with material. First of all, let's start with minorities, cause we never do.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what would be your inconvenient?

• 8:39Speaker 02

  Like a low tier?

• 8:41Speaker 00

  That's why I had these.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Huh?

• 8:42Speaker 02

  What'd you say?

• 8:43Speaker 04

  Do you, okay, how much?

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  I got one.

• 8:45Speaker 04

  You guys get off on taxes?

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  I got one, no, I got one.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  Okay, what?

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  Right. Dried rice turns into ready to eat rice.

• 8:51Speaker 04

  You can't. It's just, it's like.

• 8:54Speaker 00

  That's not a good one. It's just cooking rice.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  No, but you don't cook it, you just look at it and then know it's cooked.

• 8:58Speaker 00

  Oh, I see.

• 8:59Speaker 04

  That's nice. That is nice.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's nice.

• 9:01Speaker 04

  Honestly, that's nice, not.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  Because you have to put a cup of water. Cup of rice, then you're gonna add a little bit more wine. It's a whole part process.

• 9:08Speaker 04

  Well, for us, it's coffee, but for you guys.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you get instant coffee.

• 9:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  He made coffee, yeah. We drink coffee too.

• 9:15Speaker 04

  Chill out, dude.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  We drink coffee too.

• 9:17Speaker 04

  I'm asking him. I'm being everyone in the group.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 9:20Speaker 04

  What would yours be, sir?

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Porchaled milk.

• 9:23Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no.

• 9:24Speaker 04

  And again, so off camera, I thought everyone was calling him Hyman, but your real name is what?

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Hyman.

• 9:31Speaker 04

  Okay, so I thought you guys made like a joke, like he's never gonna break once, we'll call him Hyman. And I thought that was rude, and I was gonna combat them for you, but.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  But since that wasn't the case.

• 9:39Speaker 04

  No, now I was.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Stop talking about it, you know? That wasn't even the case.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  I like, I like how you, you like.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:46Speaker 04

  You just mean to look to your boys like this idiot, dude.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  Or like, I guess.

• 9:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, uh, they're on my side.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't doubt it, but anyway, um, what would be your, if you had an individual, but simple like that? Yeah, so go ahead.

• 10:01Speaker 02

  What?

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  What would I just did? Like every day, you know what I mean?

• 10:04Speaker 02

  Like exact same. Uh, pick up like a deck of cards.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what can you just pick them up?

• 10:09Speaker 02

  Like Gambit, like he throws the cards.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  But no, that's a power, power.

• 10:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, but then I'll be the reverse guy. I'll be like, okay, pick up the cards.

• 10:17Speaker 04

  How, but how often is that an inconvenience in your life?

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, yeah.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  You're, you're, cause the moment you have that power and you do it once, you're like, I wish I would have picked any other power.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:25Speaker 04

  Instant rice, phenomenal. Okay, and I don't like giving him his flowers.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:29Speaker 04

  Because he'll put it like in his tea and then like, you know what I mean? But for you.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  You can't say instantly refried beans either.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  I wasn't going.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but just don't do that.

• 10:38Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Cause I already did a food thing.

• 10:40Speaker 02

  Make some good guacamole.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, not a food thing. Not a food thing. Not a food thing. Yeah, yeah, come up with something that's an inconvenience.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  You look generally stumped.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:49Speaker 04

  Like, uh.

• 10:49Speaker 02

  Kind of thing, that's why.

• 10:50Speaker 04

  Maybe clothes always clean. God, anytime you put them on, they're instantly clean.

• 10:55Speaker 02

  Oh, read a good book.

• 10:57Speaker 04

  Okay, these are things you can just already do.

• 11:01Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, my bad, my bad.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I, I get it. You look at a book and you almost instantly know what the whole book's about. Like, you read it.

• 11:08Speaker 04

  No, he didn't. That was not what he was thinking.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I'm trying to help him.

• 11:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to help him.

• 11:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  That's not bad.

• 11:14Speaker 02

  Good book.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So you wanna be, I don't think you'll be able to comprehend it once you even do that.

• 11:20Speaker 02

  Okay, understand a good book.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, understand a good book and understand it.

• 11:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow. So if you wrote, if you instantly read Mein Kampf, you'd be like, I understand Hitler.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  No, more like if I wrote The Art of War and I understood it.

• 11:41Speaker 04

  You know, like, when you're little and you say, like, what do you wanna be when you get older? You're like, I'm just gonna keep doing what I've always been doing, getting bullied. But now you get paid for it. Is that how it works?

• 11:51Speaker 02

  I guess.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Were you bullied?

• 11:53Speaker 04

  No, he gets bullied here.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  No, but does he, are you assuming, Zach, that he was bullied in his life?

• 11:59Speaker 04

  Uh, I'm a context clue cowboy. I picked up on it.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead. So have you, were you bullied?

• 12:04Speaker 02

  In school, yeah.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, then you're right, Zach.

• 12:08Speaker 02

  Not by, like, Korean, but like, by, like, other Mexicans and black people.

• 12:12Speaker 04

  Wow. Sounds like we were pretty nice to you.

• 12:16Speaker 02

  The white people, yeah.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:18Speaker 04

  What are your favorite thing about the Watts?

• 12:20Speaker 02

  The whites?

• 12:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:21Speaker 02

  Uh, I like how I can rock camo and everything.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  You guys can rock camo.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, it looks good.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it looks pretty good, the camo.

• 12:28Speaker 04

  Anything else?

• 12:29Speaker 02

  Uh, nice mashed potatoes.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Really good.

• 12:33Speaker 04

  Parmesan on the top.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, dude?

• 12:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  All the variations of mashed potato you've done over the years have been incredible.

• 12:41Speaker 04

  Once we invented Idaho, it was over for all of us.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Let's name them.

• 12:44Speaker 04

  All the potatoes?

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  Tater tots. That's white.

• 12:47Speaker 04

  Brother.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Brother, beautiful.

• 12:49Speaker 04

  But, no, I'm saying, this is how far this, because last time on the podcast-

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  You baked it.

• 12:53Speaker 04

  We had things to talk about. He just said, let's name all the different types of potatoes. Like, I'm just, okay, I'm doing temperature check.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  No, what whites have you done with the potato?

• 13:02Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Is remarkable.

• 13:03Speaker 04

  Thank you. We, yeah, we've done baked.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:06Speaker 04

  Uh, and I'm willing to rank.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:08Speaker 04

  Would you go, what would you go on top? French fries.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  French fries, you do, but I think the French did that, no?

• 13:14Speaker 04

  No, no, no, there's a comment, the Belgians did that, if we look that up, I think.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, so you can't claim, oh, but they are white. They're whites.

• 13:21Speaker 04

  This is white.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so you, you get that.

• 13:23Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:24Speaker 04

  Fries.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:25Speaker 04

  Uh, would we go mashed potatoes second?

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  Loaded mashed potatoes.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  No, my number one would be, for me, can I have my list?

• 13:34Speaker 04

  I mean, it's gonna involve a lot of side stuff, but yeah.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  God, you know what, dude? Your tone right now, I don't like it. You're saying there's, it's gonna be, there's gonna be wasabi and like fish eggs, is that what you're saying?

• 13:47Speaker 02

  He meant ponchon.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, ponchon. Yeah, he meant ponchon, yeah, yeah, yeah. Korean sides. No.

• 13:54Speaker 04

  I felt like I was being disrespectful, so I.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  I can do a pack, bud. I can do this one too.

• 14:00Speaker 02

  Oop.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my brother, I've seen that one. I've seen that one, so, um, but anyway, I like, eh, baked, baked is my number one.

• 14:09Speaker 04

  Okay, that's what, very cool.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with bacon, sour cream, cheddar cheese.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  Chives.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, yeah. Muy bueno, as your people would say.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  We don't say that?

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  You don't say muy bueno?

• 14:24Speaker 02

  No, not to, anything like that.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  What, what, what, what, what's, what's the context of what muy bueno, you would use muy bueno?

• 14:32Speaker 02

  She's like, what the fuck are you talking?

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:36Speaker 02

  Gabián.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 14:37Speaker 02

  Gabián.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Gabián, I know, so you've never said muy bueno?

• 14:41Speaker 02

  No.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  What does muy bueno mean?

• 14:43Speaker 02

  That's a white people thing.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  But, does it mean, does it make sense, muy bueno?

• 14:48Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Very good, right? Is that what it means? Yeah.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  I've never heard anybody say that.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, that's insane, dude.

• 14:53Speaker 02

  Only Americans.

• 14:54Speaker 05

  Well, that's grammatically incorrect.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, there we, okay, tell me, educate me.

• 14:59Speaker 05

  Well, it's.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Why is the white guy educating me?

• 15:02Speaker 05

  Well, if you're gonna answer a question, you say muy bien, not muy bueno.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so the muy bueno.

• 15:06Speaker 02

  Bueno is like, an American white thing.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  And that's my bad, and I'm being correct, and I apologize. So what, what is the right term?

• 15:14Speaker 05

  Muy bien.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  Muy bien.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  Muy bueno.

• 15:17Speaker 04

  Can I, I am so interested in you.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  That's why he's here.

• 15:21Speaker 04

  What is the, I, I know you've said you've found him, but what's the genesis of you becoming, or you becoming here, becoming friends with everybody?

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, have you heard of the alomariachi?

• 15:33Speaker 04

  I actually haven't.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  You haven't?

• 15:35Speaker 04

  No, I apologize.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:36Speaker 04

  And I'm sure that's a reference where.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, tell them what an Al Mariachi.

• 15:41Speaker 04

  Is that like MS-13?

• 15:43Speaker 00

  No, man.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, that's part of the story.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  An Al Mariachi, a member from the MS-13, and a chupacabra got together at a bar.

• 15:53Speaker 04

  I thought like Nacho Libre and a rock had sex.

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, well, there was a wrestler involved.

• 15:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  A Hispanic wrestler.

• 16:00Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Right? All four of them had sex.

• 16:03Speaker 04

  Well.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? And one of them farted. Let me just.

• 16:07Speaker 04

  No, you don't give me a bit anymore. How did you get this through?

• 16:11Speaker 00

  He's about to go in a long bit.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm going in a long bit, dude.

• 16:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know. He was about to go down a Ray Mysterio.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  A little fart came out, right? And a little bean came out with the fart, you know, as one does sometimes when you do a fart. Oh, the residue comes out, right? So a little bean came out. There was a little comment too, but that's fine. It has to do with your breath, right? And one of the wrestler was, eh, I'm gonna dick this woman, right? Because it came out of the Al Mariachi's butthole, right?

• 16:42Speaker 04

  You guys need to stand up.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  He planted it.

• 16:45Speaker 04

  You guys need to stand up when things like this happen.

• 16:48Speaker 00

  We let it ride.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let it ride.

• 16:49Speaker 04

  Why do you let it ride? Because you're trying to clock out, clock in, clock out.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:52Speaker 04

  No, you need to perform at your job. When he's doing the fart bean.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  For 10 years, he watered this bean.

• 17:03Speaker 04

  Was he just trying to?

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  For 10 years, he watered this bean.

• 17:05Speaker 04

  Where? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, very cool, dude. Where? How did he find you?

• 17:11Speaker 02

  I'm a stand-up comedian.

• 17:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 17:13Speaker 00

  He just sold out the Ice House.

• 17:15Speaker 02

  Okay, that was a long time ago. Well, not a long time ago, but yeah, I was just a stand-up comedian. He saw me.

• 17:21Speaker 00

  No.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  That's not how I met you.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  Well, what story do you want to tell him? The bean or the?

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I was, I was how you were born. I guess we're past that.

• 17:32Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, so let's finish with the beans, if we may. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:36Speaker 00

  Zach loves this.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.

• 17:38Speaker 04

  What is it? Ari Kari? Give me one.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so the, no. What the fuck are you doing right now, dude?

• 17:44Speaker 04

  What am I doing? Fart bean? Don't tell me what I'm doing.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Some people are born different, dude. I wanna know. Yeah, so the water him for ten years, right? And something sprouted and him take over the story.

• 17:58Speaker 02

  And then I was from AI and then I did comment.

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, what the what the wrestler did was, you know what I mean? He took the the sprout of the bean, right? He AI'd it. This is back in the day when AI wasn't even a thing.

• 18:14Speaker 04

  This feels like DMT. Like if someone had to just be like, no, that's.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Anyway. The real, I don't know his origin, origin, I was lying.

• 18:25Speaker 04

  I, and I mean this, I've punched for so much life.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 18:28Speaker 04

  Like I've.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  I want you to punch me right now. See what happens.

• 18:31Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 18:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. You'd have to get thick boy in the back to come.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  You bait a pussy.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Look at this cuck. What's up, Cucky? Punch me in the face.

• 18:40Speaker 04

  That's like an ants looking up at Goliath.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  With your beaver teeth.

• 18:44Speaker 04

  I don't, I don't.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a beaver.

• 18:47Speaker 04

  Actually, I went to the dentist recently and he told me my teeth are too small for my face, so suck it. And he said it looked, and he said I need veneers, but I think he was just trying to upsell me hopefully. He walked in the door and he just looked at me and he goes, Yeah, too small for your face. And I'm like, what? He's like, your teeth, they're just too small.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  They are too small for your face.

• 19:06Speaker 04

  Let me see your chompers. They are nice. Did you have a, did you have braces?

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 19:12Speaker 04

  That's beautiful.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Like a true American.

• 19:14Speaker 04

  When, when did you come to the US?

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  I was born here, like you. 1971, Sharp's Hospital.

• 19:22Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  San Diego.

• 19:23Speaker 04

  What was, um?

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  I came from.

• 19:26Speaker 04

  Did they, did they put out the Old Testament or the New Testament by then, or was it just? You only had the Old Testament.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  What happened was at the hospital, they planted a little rice kernel.

• 19:35Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.

• 19:38Speaker 04

  Where's Jules?

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  There's, that's me.

• 19:40Speaker 02

  She's on her way.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  Look at this screen.

• 19:42Speaker 04

  I don't, is that just a dad that you don't like, but you talk about a lot and cry?

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  I love my dad. What are you talking about? What are you doing right now?

• 19:49Speaker 04

  I'm calling Jules.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  She's not coming.

• 19:50Speaker 04

  Yes, she is.

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah. Why, why do you need her help?

• 19:53Speaker 04

  Because she needs to see this.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  Zach got nervous.

• 19:59Speaker 04

  About what? Your Asian father?

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  My, uh, alpha male energy.

• 20:08Speaker 00

  I like how you looked around the room.

• 20:10Speaker 04

  Where are you?

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:12Speaker 00

  She hung up on me.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  She hung up on me. Yeah, my alpha male energy.

• 20:15Speaker 04

  That means, that means she's close.

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  She's close, yeah, yeah.

• 20:17Speaker 04

  Um, are you with anyone?

• 20:19Speaker 00

  No, man.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

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• 20:31Speaker 00

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• 20:31Bobby Lee?

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• 20:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and when you pay rent through Built, Jaime, you unlock access to exclusive benefits from a network of more than 45,000 merchants.

• 20:55Speaker 00

  Oh, my god.

• 20:55Bobby Lee?

  Just link your credit card.

• 20:57Speaker 00

  Link your credit cards.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Spend at your favorite local spots. Earn Built points on top of your regular, uh, card rewards.

• 21:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  And get one step closer to that trip you wanted to take.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  What would you redeem your points for, Bobby?

• 21:09Bobby Lee?

  I'd probably go to Mazatlan.

• 21:11Speaker 00

  Where is that?

• 21:12Bobby Lee?

  It's somewhere in Mexico.

• 21:13Speaker 00

  I'm asking, not.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz I like ancient ruins. I love ancient ruins.

• 21:17Speaker 00

  Oh, okay, cool.

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• 21:32Speaker 00

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• 21:44Bobby Lee?

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• 22:57Speaker 03

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• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  That means she's close. She's close. Yeah. Um, are you with anyone?

• 23:12Speaker 02

  No, man.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  No man? A woman? Oh, uh.

• 23:15Speaker 02

  I'm like, no, man, I'm single.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, thank God. Jules, sit down. We're doing rice and bean bits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we want to talk about the date we went on the other day, me and you.

• 23:27Speaker 04

  Woo!

• 23:28Speaker 00

  Bobby's not happy.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  He's not happy.

• 23:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, I picked him. You picked him? Yeah. Yeah, okay. As your fa- am I like a father figure to you? I think so. Yeah, we, I know so.

• 23:40Speaker 04

  Tito Bobby.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:41Speaker 04

  That's what she always said.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up for a sec.

• 23:43Speaker 04

  Tito Bobby.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  All right, I know. So you're, I'm your Tito Bobby, right? Right? I forbid you for dating this man again. Cause he's white? Not just that, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. What? There's some racism.

• 24:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Have I ever been racist to you?

• 24:02Speaker 05

  You always call me.

• 24:04Speaker 04

  What?

• 24:04Speaker 05

  The nickname Jungle Monkey.

• 24:07Speaker 04

  So this is her big bit.

• 24:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:09Speaker 04

  Is.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  You call her Jungle Monkey friend?

• 24:11Speaker 04

  Uh, I do not call her Jungle Monkey, but this is her big bit. Anytime I introduce her to someone new, first thing out of her mouth, "He calls me Jungle Monkey." And I will say this, my trainer is black and he walked into the podcast studio because we do a podcast together.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  And he, the first thing, like, and, and the term monkey around a certain demographic can really get dicey.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  She goes, "He calls me Jungle Monkey," and he thought we were serious and I had that whole explanation to do. Anyway.

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, does he really call you that?

• 24:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Well, that's one reason. Yeah, that's one reason. And are you attracted to Zach?

• 24:50Speaker 05

  Um.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  Are you attracted to Zach?

• 24:56Speaker 05

  You already know I don't like white dicks.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 25:00Speaker 04

  Okay, well, I haven't shown you that.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:02Speaker 05

  But Zach, but Zach is funny and cute.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:05Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You guys look cute together, huh?

• 25:07Speaker 04

  Thank you so much.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, no, as a podcast partners, it's great.

• 25:11Speaker 04

  We just, it just feels right.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:13Speaker 04

  So we did blind dating. It was me versus a model.

• 25:17Speaker 05

  He was so hot.

• 25:19Speaker 04

  He was so hot and she chose me.

• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 25:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Why didn't you choose the model?

• 25:23Speaker 05

  Because he wasn't speaking, like, he was.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you need to.

• 25:26Speaker 04

  He spoke later, he spoke later.

• 25:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I don't like Australian accents.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. But was he hot?

• 25:32Speaker 05

  So hot.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  And was there a hot girl that, for you to date or no?

• 25:37Speaker 05

  There were other.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, she's a girl.

• 25:41Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  She's Dora.

• 25:42Speaker 05

  What?

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  She's Dora the Explorer, Dan.

• 25:45Speaker 04

  She said, she told me to put on my boots, that's why I got my boots.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

• 25:50Speaker 04

  I got my boots.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:51Speaker 05

  Hi, Hyman.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  If you want to observe butterflies and wear a backpack, then you hang out with her. Like Dora does.

• 25:59Speaker 04

  Um.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  The Explorer.

• 26:01Speaker 04

  We've eaten, we've done so many things together. We had Jolly Bee together. Oh, that's what I wanna, uh.

• 26:06Speaker 03

  He hates the spaghetti.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  It's the worst.

• 26:09Speaker 04

  It is terrible.

• 26:10Speaker 03

  You said you loves Jolly Bee.

• 26:12Bobby Lee?

  No, when did I say that?

• 26:14Speaker 03

  Every time we go, every time we go to the Philippines.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  Why are you raising your voice, dude? Why do you get so angry? Who was screaming for us? Can we, Jaime?

• 26:22Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you.

• 26:25Speaker 04

  I do love that Jules has no in-between voice. It's either, hi Bobby.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know? Yeah, it's like one or 10.

• 26:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  Can you go five?

• 26:34Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, oh, okay. You're at one now.

• 26:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Have you heard about her other dating excursions? Of like why she doesn't enjoy the white penis?

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I don't ask her these kind of questions.

• 26:47Speaker 04

  You think I do? She just comes in hot and heavy.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but she doesn't, she doesn't talk to me.

• 26:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Oh, that's sad.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  I get the puppy. That's it. We saw a show last night together. Fun show. Pluribus, yeah.

• 26:59Speaker 04

  She is met up with two separate white men and the first time she's met these guys is in a parking lot and she's hooked up with them. Do you not know about this?

• 27:07Speaker 02

  Whoa. Tito Bobby.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  Why are you outing me?

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 27:15Speaker 02

  Is this online?

• 27:16Speaker 04

  This is the genesis of her not liking the white species because she says the wiener is translucent.

• 27:21Speaker 03

  I mean, I think everyone knows except Tito Bobby.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:23Speaker 03

  I think a lot of knows about it.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you hooked up with two white guys?

• 27:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  At the same time?

• 27:28Speaker 03

  No.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank god. Thank the Lord Jesus Christ himself.

• 27:33Speaker 03

  Other times.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so.

• 27:35Speaker 02

  In the parking lot?

• 27:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  What parking lot?

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, don't tell him the high, uh, parking lot. Do not tell him the parking.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  He's writing it down. He's writing, he's writing down the address.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  He will be at that parking lot. Yeah, so jerking off. And it, stop that.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  No, I'm not gonna jerk off. I'm gonna have my own female there.

• 27:52Speaker 04

  You just wanna be.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 27:54Speaker 04

  Female, is it a human or are you just like?

• 27:56Speaker 02

  AI Bean.

• 27:58Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:59Speaker 04

  AI Bean?

• 27:59Speaker 02

  AI Bean.

• 28:00Speaker 04

  So he's yes-anding from a long time ago.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, from the last, yeah.

• 28:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  And the AI improv there didn't really make any sense. So, yeah, yeah.

• 28:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  I didn't like it.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  That's alright. Sunset and then, what's that?

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Stop.

• 28:11Speaker 02

  Sunset and.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  So, may I ask some questions?

• 28:15Speaker 04

  Please.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay. How recently was it?

• 28:19Speaker 05

  No, this was during um the pandemic.

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, I knew about those.

• 28:22Speaker 04

  You spoke about like it was three weeks ago and you still had dry stuff on you. Like what are we talking about?

• 28:28Speaker 05

  No, because I was traumatized. Because it was so pale and translucent and then the other guy I told you had like really like cheesy dick.

• 28:37Speaker 04

  Oh. I was just because I've I've.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  I love the cheese though.

• 28:42Speaker 04

  I've.

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  On pizza, but not on dick.

• 28:44Speaker 04

  But but but she said it was.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  Unless it's mozzarella or whatever.

• 28:48Speaker 04

  What was the term you used? Was it a mound? Like how you said you had to like.

• 28:52Speaker 05

  To like move it away to like clean it a little bit with my hands.

• 28:57Speaker 04

  No, that shouldn't be, that shouldn't happen.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Because that's never happened to me.

• 29:01Speaker 04

  I genuinely don't know what you mean when you say cheese.

• 29:05Speaker 05

  Like the thick white thing. That's what I saw.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Smegma.

• 29:11Speaker 04

  A natural cheese like substance composed of.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Sméagol's brother Smegma.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  I have to do a Lord of the Rings.

• 29:17Speaker 04

  Oh, okay. Well, well, my my guy made it out the hood like Eminem, so I don't have like I don't have foreskin.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't have foreskin. So you they had foreskin?

• 29:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:28Speaker 04

  Oh, that makes more sense.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  What I do is if I if there's like a thirty percent chance that I'm gonna hook up with somebody, I'll get on my knees.

• 29:37Speaker 04

  No.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  No, stop.

• 29:38Speaker 04

  Suck yourself off.

• 29:41Speaker 00

  Dude, that's a crazy move.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  That's a crazy move. No, no, no, no.

• 29:43Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  In the bathtub, right? Put in lukewarm water.

• 29:48Speaker 04

  I'm all in on this.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  I take three different body washes.

• 29:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  And I scrape the taint, the sack area, I clean it out.

• 29:56Speaker 04

  That's respectable.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  I do one spray of a cologne, right?

• 29:59Speaker 04

  I'm a little nervous that the taste in their mouth would then be.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here's the trick on that.

• 30:04Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  Is that the trick on that?

• 30:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  You don't put it on the shaft, you put it on the pubes region.

• 30:09Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Or you lift the sack out and you do a little squirt in the taint region.

• 30:13Speaker 04

  Okay, okay. No, no, no, no. Totally respectable. Because if you throw foreign oils, and I could be completely wrong, and and fragrance inside the vagina, that could be, I mean, that could, that's a UTI thing to happen.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  And I'm a doctor and I'm very mindful of those.

• 30:25Speaker 04

  No, no, you played one on TV, or at least you've been in the casting of it. You know what I mean?

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:30Speaker 04

  Um, let's cut to a clip.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, I I understand. How is the lunch table podcast going?

• 30:36Speaker 04

  Uh, really bad, downhill.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I played a doctor.

• 30:42Speaker 04

  In the classic animal practice.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah.

• 30:47Speaker 04

  Where do I know that actress from that's behind you?

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Whitely, that's Kim Whitely.

• 30:50Speaker 04

  Did she play the hooker in, um, Curb Your Enthusiasm?

• 30:54Speaker 00

  Possibly.

• 30:54Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Kim Whitely is so funny. Betsy Sedarow, Tyler Bean, and everyone else. Anyway, the monkey.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let's go back to that.

• 31:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, why is it just a picture of poorly, uh, Photoshop faces?

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  So, um, how's the podcast going? Is it going downhill? What do you mean?

• 31:13Speaker 04

  No, no, it's good.

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How many have you done so far?

• 31:17Speaker 05

  Uh, 11? 10, 11? I don't know.

• 31:21Speaker 04

  Probably 20 something, 30. I've done like 50 something, but you came on.

• 31:25Speaker 05

  Later.

• 31:25Speaker 04

  Let's bring up business.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, let's bring up. Oh, you're gonna pitch me that game show idea again or whatever?

• 31:29Speaker 04

  The game show?

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  You, you pitched me an Andrew something. A board game.

• 31:34Speaker 04

  Uh, it was an app and it was phenomenal.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  It is phenomenal. We, we still talk about it.

• 31:39Speaker 04

  No, you don't.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 31:43Speaker 04

  No, I, I shot a pilot and I wanted you to be in it. The director's phenomenal. And I was like, hey, do you want to come in and be this pilot of this episode that we're shooting?

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:50Speaker 04

  And then you're like, dude, yeah. And then I followed up, never heard from you again.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why.

• 31:55Speaker 04

  It doesn't matter why.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why!

• 31:56Speaker 04

  Just tell me you don't want to do it. There's a respect thing that happens between our cultures that is, eh, eh, eh.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  Dude, we're, we're the same culture, you fucktard.

• 32:04Speaker 04

  No, we're not.

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:06Speaker 04

  I feel like I'm a POW back in Vietnam when I hang out with you.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  We're not, dude. Someone one-legged hopping Vietnamese dude? Come on, dude.

• 32:13Speaker 04

  Oh, you're a platoon reference.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  Platoon reference, everybody.

• 32:16Speaker 04

  You, you act like a tunnel toddler. That's what you act like.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you probably could make a better trail than I can.

• 32:22Speaker 04

  Let's hear your excuse.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um, I get a lot of these from your Tik, the TikTokers, you know what I mean?

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  From TikTok talent, you know what I mean? Fringe. Um, I'm kidding. You're legit. Um, that's where you're here. I love you. Um, so this is what I get a lot. I'll be at a Comedy Store.

• 32:42Speaker 04

  I don't care what you get a lot. I want to know why you didn't respond to me.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Can I get to my explanation, Zach?

• 32:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, but anytime you go on, uh, this haiku, it's gonna take me 84 years. Go ahead.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  You don't even know what haiku is.

• 32:53Speaker 04

  It's a 575.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, all right.

• 32:57Speaker 05

  Mom.

• 32:58Speaker 00

  In tri- get on the mic please.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Get on the mic please.

• 33:00Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  Sit down please.

• 33:02Speaker 04

  Hi, so good to see you.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Can you sit down? Yeah, yeah, you can.

• 33:05Speaker 00

  Honey.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  She's like.

• 33:06Speaker 00

  Sit down.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  Sit down, sit down.

• 33:07Speaker 00

  Honey?

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  If you don't sit down, you leave my house. Sit down. Sit down for a second.

• 33:13Speaker 04

  It's so great to meet you.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  Good to see you.

• 33:15Speaker 05

  Hi.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hi.

• 33:17Speaker 04

  How are you?

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  So that's, um, Jules's mom.

• 33:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  Honey, first time ever on screen?

• 33:22Speaker 05

  No, you saw me in Cebu.

• 33:25Speaker 00

  In her store.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  No, on what?

• 33:26Speaker 00

  On the store.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  What's the beeping?

• 33:28Speaker 04

  I just want- is the kitchen burning?

• 33:29Speaker 05

  I- I turn off everything already. It's nice to see you.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  It's so great to see you as well.

• 33:35Speaker 05

  I know. I- what?

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  What's the beeping about?

• 33:38Speaker 05

  I don't know what's going on. I turn off everything, even the candles downstairs.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a fire alarm?

• 33:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:44Speaker 04

  Um, how is it raising Jules?

• 33:47Speaker 05

  Uh, she's different.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  I'd pick up on it.

• 33:51Speaker 05

  She's very silent. And you know that she's silent, right?

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:53Speaker 04

  She's never silent with me for whatever reason.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for a reason, but she's not silent with me either.

• 33:57Speaker 05

  If she likes people, she's not silent.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good, she likes me.

• 33:59Speaker 05

  She's just- she's just screaming.

• 34:02Speaker 00

  What do you think?

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god, I thought you said-

• 34:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, she screams a lot, right? Bobby always says she's screaming.

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you a question, please? May I ask you a question?

• 34:07Speaker 05

  What? Do I know how to cook a rice?

• 34:11Speaker 00

  Classic Asian question.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  You're the first Asian person I've ever met in my life that didn't know how to cook rice.

• 34:18Speaker 05

  Well, he- Gilbert doesn't know how to cook rice.

• 34:20Speaker 00

  I don't know how to cook rice.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she knows.

• 34:22Speaker 00

  I cook rice all the time.

• 34:23Speaker 05

  If you don't use the rice cooker, you don't know how.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he knows how to cook rice. What?

• 34:30Speaker 05

  I'm not the first. He doesn't know how to cook anything.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Anything, dude.

• 34:33Speaker 04

  Is there any fun facts about you?

• 34:35Speaker 05

  Uh, I don't know how to cook rice.

• 34:38Speaker 04

  Fantastic.

• 34:38Speaker 05

  That's a fun fact.

• 34:39Speaker 04

  Um, are you- are you pretty- are you as open as Jules with- okay.

• 34:44Speaker 05

  With what? What's she hiding?

• 34:46Speaker 04

  Well, she told me like a little fun game you guys play, and I was just wondering if it was-

• 34:49Speaker 05

  Oh, don't be nothing crazy.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  I know stuff. Uh, you're a meth addict?

• 34:54Speaker 05

  Yeah. Oh, you guys always-

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Still?

• 34:57Speaker 00

  No, no, no.

• 34:57Speaker 05

  No!

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, how was it?

• 35:00Speaker 05

  Um.

• 35:02Speaker 00

  Tough.

• 35:02Speaker 05

  That was- that was hard.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:05Speaker 05

  I mean, everybody knows it's hard.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:07Speaker 04

  How'd you- how'd you kick it?

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  It's great. Oh, brother.

• 35:09Speaker 05

  How I took it?

• 35:10Speaker 04

  There's certain things that you can just, you know?

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 35:12Speaker 04

  There's certain things we know. You don't have to be like, "I also did meth."

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:15Speaker 04

  Like, there's some like-

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, honey.

• 35:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  How'd you kick it?

• 35:19Speaker 05

  It was hard. It- it wasn't hard. It was fun. That was the- Funniest days of my lives, of my life.

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  Of being.

• 35:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was, it was just an experience. I mean, you can't.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  But how'd you quit? I know how you.

• 35:30Speaker 05

  I was hard. It was really hard.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 35:33Speaker 05

  I was placed in rehab.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:36Speaker 05

  I stayed for, I stayed for six.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  I thought you were locked in a room, like. Khalyla's dad.

• 35:42Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Khalyla's dad.

• 35:43Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  Right, locked you in a room. Tied to a radiator or something.

• 35:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, something like that.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:48Speaker 04

  You're Khalyla's sister, is that?

• 35:51Speaker 05

  Adopted sister.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  Adopted sister.

• 35:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's amazing.

• 35:54Speaker 04

  But still, family.

• 35:56Speaker 05

  Family, very.

• 35:57Speaker 00

  And very successful. She owns this store in the Philippines.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, that's amazing. I do really actually wanna go.

• 36:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you've been on Tiger Belly, if I remember that.

• 36:04Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 36:05Speaker 00

  It's her shop.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow, look at that. God. What a beautiful memories, huh? I look like.

• 36:11Speaker 00

  She just whispered. She asked Jaime for permission if she could leave.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  I just.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  He has no power. Yeah, yeah. He went to the guy with the least power and asked, can I leave yet?

• 36:25Speaker 00

  Least power?

• 36:26Speaker 05

  Jaime's really nice.

• 36:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I have a small question.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  Here we go.

• 36:31Speaker 04

  Jules said you, you guys have this prank game that you play together where.

• 36:36Speaker 05

  Prank game?

• 36:37Speaker 04

  You lift up each other's dresses and, and.

• 36:40Speaker 05

  Show each other's pussy and everything?

• 36:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's normal for everybody.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, next, what the fuck are we talking about? Okay, good, honey.

• 36:52Speaker 00

  I'm being so nervous.

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, honey.

• 36:56Speaker 00

  Thank you, honey.

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good, very good. Keep, no more beeping, thank you.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Well, that was uncomfortable.

• 37:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she, so her and Jules.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna talk about it anymore, actually.

• 37:09Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  What is this? They scrub rub and then put each other's faces. Like, it's like, that's our family joke.

• 37:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, sometimes Mama will just like, put her hand on her vagina and just let me smell it.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Let me.

• 37:20Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  And what does it smell? I can imagine.

• 37:25Speaker 05

  It's not smelly.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:27Speaker 04

  Really?

• 37:27Speaker 05

  But, yeah.

• 37:29Speaker 04

  There's no follow-ups to that.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 37:31Speaker 04

  You were just like, what's it smell like? It wasn't like, why, you know, cuz I had thirty-eight questions loaded up about how do you get to a point like that with your dog?

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, I believe if you and I were, you know, in the Marines, we're in the shower, we had a hard day on the, on the. In a mission.

• 37:50Speaker 02

  Field, yeah.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  We had a mission.

• 37:52Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  Some people died. Our friend, Clover. Legs blown off from my IED.

• 37:58Speaker 04

  Yours?

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 38:00Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Clover.

• 38:02Speaker 04

  No, I know, I, I, I thought you meant you put the IED down.

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  I did put it down, yeah.

• 38:06Speaker 04

  So it's the same thing, except for them, it's IUDs. So it's like a, you know?

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  What, is it IUD?

• 38:11Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:12Speaker 04

  Well, I, IUDs in the woman, I, I was making a, I was making a.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  IUD.

• 38:17Speaker 04

  I was attempting.

• 38:18Speaker 02

  You're right, it's IED.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  It's IED.

• 38:20Speaker 04

  No, I know, but an IUD is what women, uh, it's a birth control thing, and I was making a joke.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  It didn't work.

• 38:27Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, because who I was talking to was retarded, dude.

• 38:33Speaker 04

  You want me to promote this?

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no, no, it's promoted.

• 38:35Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Marines, uh, let's not, let's move on from that, uh, anyway, we're in the shower. I do, would you, if I rub my penis and I, and I go smell. I know, but you would do it. I would hate it too, if you did it, but I would smell it.

• 38:49Speaker 04

  No, I wouldn't smell it.

• 38:50Speaker 05

  What about with your dad's?

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never even seen my dad's genitals.

• 38:55Speaker 04

  Same.

• 38:55Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, ever.

• 38:57Speaker 04

  I haven't seen my dad very much in general, though.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:59Speaker 04

  I grew up with my mom mostly.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:01Speaker 04

  Well, if you were more, if you were more lovable, maybe it would stay, but anyway, um.

• 39:09Speaker 04

  Where's your tooth?

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I missed a tooth.

• 39:11Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 02

  If you were ever to meet your dad, would you punch him in the?

• 39:15Speaker 04

  I thought one of them was talking. I was like, if you were ever to meet your dad.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  Would you punch him in the penis?

• 39:21Speaker 04

  Uh, no, I wouldn't.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Would you hug him?

• 39:23Speaker 02

  That would be a fun game to play with your dad.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  Papa, good to see you, Papa, and hug him?

• 39:27Speaker 04

  No, I would just be like, how do you throw a curveball, dude? Please, God, teach me. What, what about you and your family? You have one?

• 39:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I punched my dad in the penis.

• 39:33Speaker 04

  Di- did you?

• 39:34Speaker 02

  It's a fun game. It's kind of the same thing as hers, but I don't see my dad's penis, I just punch it.

• 39:39Speaker 04

  I, and I, I, I mean.

• 39:41Speaker 02

  What?

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 39:42Speaker 04

  I just mean this in the most respectable way, like, I could see you walking down the street and just trying a rock. Just being like. No, okay, you can eat it.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:52Speaker 04

  But it looked good.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, he's tried many things.

• 39:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:56Speaker 04

  What's the, what's the strangest thing you've tried?

• 39:58Speaker 02

  The rock.

• 40:00Speaker 04

  Good improv dude, good improv.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  Really good improv.

• 40:02Speaker 04

  Like you're supposed to add information to come up with something else. Ask him again.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  Maybe it's just a true story.

• 40:06Speaker 04

  Ask him again.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  So if you're, uh, what's the craziest thing you've done?

• 40:10Speaker 02

  Uh, eating grass in the fifth grade.

• 40:14Speaker 04

  Okay, that's good.

• 40:15Speaker 05

  What about worms?

• 40:17Speaker 02

  Like how to eat, how to fry worms or what?

• 40:19Speaker 04

  How to fight worms?

• 40:21Speaker 05

  Eat worms.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  How to fry them, like the book?

• 40:23Speaker 05

  You can fry them, yeah.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, you've seen the book, right?

• 40:25Speaker 05

  Have you tried it?

• 40:26Speaker 02

  I've seen the book, but I didn't read it.

• 40:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know, you just saw a cover one time, you're like, I'm gonna reference this on a podcast I shouldn't be on.

• 40:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:34Speaker 04

  Hell yeah dude.

• 40:35Speaker 02

  How to eat fried Rome worms?

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  You haven't said one thing right in 40 seconds. Say one thing right, cause you're driving me crazy.

• 40:43Speaker 02

  Okay, what do you want me to say? What do you want me to say dude?

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  Say all that again, right?

• 40:49Speaker 04

  Was your, was your SAT score higher than the numbered pencil you used to write it with?

• 40:54Speaker 02

  Uh, I'm against SATs.

• 40:55Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  He's against them dude.

• 40:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, we don't talk about politics.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  You're vehemently against them.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  It's like, I don't, I don't believe in corporations.

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  I wonder what you would, what you would score on an SAT?

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

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• 41:29Speaker 04

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• 41:29Bobby Lee?

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• 42:03Speaker 00

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• 42:16Speaker 05

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• 42:36Speaker 02

  I don't believe in corporations.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  I wonder what you would score on an SAT?

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Give me one and then I'll...

• 42:43Speaker 04

  Just give him one.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's pull up some SAT questions and see if I'm...

• 42:47Speaker 02

  Me?

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:48Speaker 02

  Oh, everybody?

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  No, not me.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  Okay, us three. I'm so dumb though.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:54Speaker 04

  You're not dumb.

• 42:54Speaker 02

  No.

• 42:55Speaker 04

  You were just... English is your second language.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And you also graduated from college.

• 43:00Speaker 02

  I guess.

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  That's huge. What was your degree? Okay, here we go.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Go zoom in, because I can't even read. Okay, which of the following consists of all A values that satisfies the given system of inequalities?

• 43:15Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 43:16Bobby Lee?

  No college degree?

• 43:17Speaker 02

  You go first.

• 43:18Speaker 04

  Step up.

• 43:19Speaker 02

  Um, let's see, A. Work it out. B, plus four. Good. I'm going to go with B.

• 43:28Speaker 04

  Let's see if you got it right.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm going to go with D.

• 43:31Speaker 04

  I already know.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 43:33Speaker 02

  Oh, we have to take the whole thing?

• 43:34Speaker 04

  Oh, we're good.

• 43:35Speaker 02

  Ah, don't worry about it.

• 43:36Speaker 04

  It was a fun bit.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:39Speaker 04

  Good job, Jaime. Give me one math guy, like, you guys are idiots.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 43:43Speaker 04

  Uh, oh, it was A.

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  It was?

• 43:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay. All right.

• 43:47Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 43:47Speaker 04

  Was it? Oh, okay. I looked at you. You're my beacon of white hope.

• 43:52Speaker 05

  I was just going to agree with you, yeah.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:54Speaker 04

  I'm glad you guys are in better spirits. Last time I was here, you guys were yelling at each other.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  They always yell at each other.

• 43:59Speaker 04

  No, we weren't. You two were, over a text exchange, and I think you were right.

• 44:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  What was the text exchange about? I'm sorry, I don't want to revisit.

• 44:07Speaker 05

  I'm trying to remember. You, uh...

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  It was about Zach, though, right?

• 44:11Speaker 04

  Was it? I don't think it was about me.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  I think it was about, I thought someone else was coming.

• 44:15Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, and you're mad that it was me.

• 44:19Speaker 05

  Graham Stephan.

• 44:19Speaker 02

  Graham Stephan.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  That ain't good, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but then I was joyful.

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm a big fan.

• 44:28Speaker 04

  Of Old Boy?

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  No, you.

• 44:30Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not.

• 44:31Speaker 04

  I really am.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  If you texted some, okay. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, let's go back to that.

• 44:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, what happened?

• 44:36Speaker 02

  The movie.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the movie, let's go back to that. Yeah, yeah, I mean, we went on a Jaime tangent, I just, you know. When we want to go on Jaime tangent, I get confused. So here's, here's the deal, okay?

• 44:45Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  I get offers from people are like, like, I'll give you an example, Harland Williams has another movie.

• 44:53Speaker 04

  Who's that?

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  You don't know Harland Williams? Har, okay, well then, that's insane.

• 44:57Speaker 04

  We, we were gonna potentially, I was.

• 45:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done, let me finish my fucking thing, dude, alright? So Harland's is like.

• 45:03Speaker 02

  I will let you finish.

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  So Harland's like, hey buddy, what's up, Sarah Silverman, that's what he calls me. And I go, what's up? He goes, I have another movie I want you to be in. I go, alright, well, call my agent. Right? And then my agent will call me and tell me what the offer is, because it's business.

• 45:21Speaker 04

  It's business.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it's like, when I do it directly, then it's like, then I gotta call my agent.

• 45:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So just do it the correct way, and I'll do it.

• 45:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, just give me the contact of your agent, or.

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  It, it's Googleable.

• 45:33Speaker 04

  You texted back, yeah, I'm in.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  Then you call CAA, and then you go, hey, Bobby said he was in on this project, here's the offer, this and that. And then, well, my agent will go.

• 45:45Speaker 04

  I'm not doing the movie with you and Anna Faris anymore, then.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 45:50Speaker 04

  Oh. That one struck a chord, didn't it? You know about that film, huh?

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:54Speaker 04

  You were excited about that one, because you're playing the main character.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  It's my movie.

• 45:57Speaker 04

  Yep, yep, yep. I've read it.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  You don't like it?

• 46:00Speaker 04

  I, I love it.

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:01Speaker 04

  I wanted to play your roommate, so I thought it'd be a really funny dynamic.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  And they'd be fun, too.

• 46:04Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Now you're out.

• 46:06Speaker 04

  I don't care.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  I'll get Seth Green.

• 46:07Speaker 00

  Seth Green?

• 46:10Speaker 00

  Not even comparable?

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Right, here's the thing, but if that movie wants, you know, I mean, we get the funding for that movie, right? We, who's your agent?

• 46:20Speaker 04

  Uh, UTA?

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  Right, we'll call UTA and go, can Zach do this movie, this is the.

• 46:24Speaker 04

  But I handle everything, kind of, intentionally. I kind of handle everything internally.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  That's not how I do it.

• 46:29Speaker 04

  Well, you should.

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  It's business, no, I shouldn't. When it comes to film and television now.

• 46:32Speaker 04

  Well, you're just moving, maybe you're moving a little too slow. Maybe I'm like, on the fast track, and I'm ready to get things done.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, excuse me, Andrew Schultz. Yeah, I mean, the future of everything. What are you talking about, Dad?

• 46:43Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're welcome.

• 46:45Speaker 04

  But if we get to do that picture together, I think it would be dynamic.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, I know, and I will give you the proper proposal through your agency.

• 46:53Speaker 04

  Okay. Is Anna back in, or?

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  Sweet.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  I, we don't know yet.

• 46:59Speaker 04

  I picked up on that.

• 46:59Speaker 02

  So often.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  No, but there are other people that called and like, now that we offered, now they have interest.

• 47:05Speaker 04

  Great.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  So there's things going back and forth.

• 47:07Speaker 04

  It's in motion.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um.

• 47:09Speaker 04

  And people want to get on a moving train.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 47:13Speaker 04

  Isn't that what you guys say?

• 47:14Speaker 02

  Yes, that's the same.

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  And what?

• 47:16Speaker 02

  People want to get on a moving train.

• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  On a moving train?

• 47:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  That's a really good thing.

• 47:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't understand it.

• 47:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's funny.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, if you're on a train, you had, you, of course you want it to move. So that's true.

• 47:28Speaker 02

  I got that reference.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Why not planes?

• 47:30Speaker 02

  Good point.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, people want to be on a moving train.

• 47:32Speaker 04

  In my mind, you guys don't leave this, like, place.

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:35Speaker 04

  And then I just, like, walk in, and it's like, here's another one.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:38Speaker 04

  Um, that's beautiful.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  You can do a car, you can do other moving, uh, uh.

• 47:41Speaker 02

  Boat.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  Rikshaw. Yeah, people, you know, want to be on a moving Rikshaw.

• 47:46Speaker 04

  Are we just naming things that move at this point? Okay, I'll get in there, sailboat.

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  Give me one that moves.

• 47:52Speaker 02

  Boat.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  Boat, sail.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly, Dad.

• 47:57Speaker 02

  You want to be on a sailing boat.

• 47:58Speaker 04

  Please replay it, because I said that four seconds before we did. I said sailboat, and the first thing he goes, boat, rock?

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:06Speaker 04

  Hell, yeah.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  You know comedy's all about delivery.

• 48:08Speaker 04

  And I, he nailed it.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:10Speaker 04

  That's what I think I never had. I, I never had your delivery, so I don't, that's why I think I never made Instagram.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, because you're, no, you're, he's a character.

• 48:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  You mean, like, he's like a Paulie Shore, he's just him.

• 48:23Speaker 04

  But which is funnier to me, I like when people are funny without meaning to.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  That's him.

• 48:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. Those are my favorite, those are the most funny people.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:30Speaker 04

  Like, me, I, I genuinely, I try to, like, intellectualize too much.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  You're too smart.

• 48:35Speaker 04

  And, yeah, exactly.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this guy, there's not a thought that goes through his brain.

• 48:40Speaker 02

  You want to get on the moving train.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  It's all nerves, it's all nerve endings.

• 48:44Speaker 04

  He goes, you want to get on a moving train?

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:46Speaker 04

  That's great.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. See? He repeats things, right?

• 48:50Speaker 04

  Well, there's some people that do it really well, like, I think Theo does it really well, where you can tell he's smart, but he can play like.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  He dumps it down.

• 48:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta work on that.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you think I do that, or what? Do you think I do it, or no?

• 49:01Speaker 02

  No.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What?

• 49:03Speaker 02

  Smart.

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  You think I'm smart?

• 49:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't know much.

• 49:07Speaker 05

  Smart.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank you.

• 49:09Speaker 04

  You understand the cadence of a joke, though.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 49:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  I understand the structure of joke.

• 49:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  And all that stuff. Yeah, yeah. But um, I don't know, like, we, we took that quiz a while back, and I don't know factual things like.

• 49:23Speaker 00

  A fifth grader quiz.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  Like a fifth grader.

• 49:25Speaker 04

  That's fine. What do you need to know that for?

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Like, what the, what's the biggest planet in our galaxy?

• 49:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, and like, I don't want to know.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Our solar system, I don't know.

• 49:31Speaker 04

  What, are people think I'm gonna be hanging out with these guys? Like, I gotta fit in? No, dude, I don't wanna hang out with those fifth graders.

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  What are your feelings about AI Atlas?

• 49:39Speaker 04

  Um, didn't it just break apart into like three parts? Uh, I, and then like the tails are in such a way where it would be some type of forward force.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 49:50Speaker 04

  And it's not melting in the way that it should as it approaches the sun.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:54Speaker 04

  It's, it's very interesting.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  But it's going a, a different direction.

• 49:57Speaker 04

  A different direction, yeah.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  It's not heading toward Earth, so that gives me like, it's not an alien.

• 50:02Speaker 04

  Well, why, why not?

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Because you would think that, like, you know what I mean, uh, intellectual, you know what I mean, a species that's flying through our galaxy, or our solar system, is gonna go, holy shit, there's a planet here with beings that, well, let's visit it.

• 50:18Speaker 04

  Or maybe, or maybe they're, they're low on, uh, whatever energy they need, and they're going to the biggest source. Cause like, if we're passing by an anthill, but we need oil for our cars, we're gonna go to where the oil is. Maybe they need to capture the sun's energy to take it back to their planet, and they're not worried about a lower species like us, you know?

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Why, why you downplay human race? We're not a lower species.

• 50:41Speaker 04

  Well, some of us.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Don't look at them. No, you're the highest of all species. I love you so much.

• 50:48Speaker 04

  We're definitely a lower species if they figured out a way.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right.

• 50:51Speaker 04

  Intergalactic travel.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But it's not going light speed, too. You would think that an intergalactic, you know what I mean, spacecraft would go light speed.

• 51:00Speaker 04

  I don't think we can conceptualize how to think about it if they've done it. There's no way for us to know what's right.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  You guys know what that, I, you know what the three I Atlas is?

• 51:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 51:10Speaker 05

  I would, I would volunteer to.

• 51:13Speaker 04

  Save the kids.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  You're like, you would volunteer, if, oh, so that's an interesting question. What you're saying is this. If, like, um, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, one of the greatest, who's seen it? Raise your hand.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, no one is, it's a Spielberg movie.

• 51:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, I haven't seen it.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 51:32Speaker 04

  I've heard it's good.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:34Speaker 04

  Two Thousand One Space Odyssey, I also haven't seen and I feel really bad.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Masterpiece.

• 51:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, I heard it's really good.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  But in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, um, if you haven't seen it, um, an alien race, um, comes to Earth and all the scientists and all the important people, right? Get together and they, they get all the mathematicians and all the people together and they're trying to figure out how to communicate with this thing. Meanwhile, the spacecraft is only giving out a song, like a tone, which is, na, na, na, na, na. You've heard that, right?

• 52:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 52:08Speaker 04

  A nursery rhyme?

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  That's not a nursery rhyme. Na, na, na, na, na.

• 52:15Speaker 04

  Star Wars?

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  No, it's fucking Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

• 52:18Speaker 04

  Oh. So this is similar to Arrival. I've seen Arrival.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  It's, so what happens is, but people on planet Earth, they just regular people, some of them get an instinct to go where the spacecraft is. They don't know why they want to go.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  Go.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Right? But they get, they dream about, because the spacecraft is on this mountain hill, right? It's like a mountain. So like, um, so, um, what's his name? Um.

• 52:45Speaker 04

  Steven Spielberg.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, the, the lead act, Richard Dreyfuss. Richard Dreyfuss, you know what I mean? He takes a bunch of soil from the backyard and he makes this mountain inside his living room. Do you remember? And his wife has to go, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, okay, I don't know. You know what I mean? I'm obsessed with this, right? And he sees it in the news and he just, and just random people just start getting out of their house and going there.

• 53:08Speaker 04

  Describing movies is kind of like describing a dream that you had to someone, where you're like trying to be like, there, yeah.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you get what I'm saying? Right? And so then when they act, get there, they ended up with no, it's been, the movie's been out for 50 years, I don't.

• 53:20Speaker 04

  Well, spoiler.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:21Speaker 04

  Spoiler.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  So when they.

• 53:22Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when they show up there, right? All the scientists and all the people are standing in front of the thing, because when the aliens come out. But they're also the people that wandered in there, kind of snuck in there too. And the aliens walk out of the ship and they grab, touch the hands of the people that, you know what I mean? They touched.

• 53:42Speaker 03

  It's cool.

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  And they all get on the ship.

• 53:46Speaker 04

  Where'd they go?

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  That's the thing. There was no fucking close encounters too. We don't know where they went.

• 53:51Speaker 04

  I think my.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  It's a beautiful movie.

• 53:52Speaker 04

  I think my sci fi is a little bit closer to home. Like I'll watch movies like Her. Have you seen Her?

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  Love it.

• 53:58Speaker 04

  Like that's one of my favorite movies, but it just feels like that's definitely gonna be in a year, maybe two years. Um, I mean, so many people are falling in love with their AI bots now. Or have you seen Blade Runner twenty forty nine?

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I loved it.

• 54:11Speaker 04

  Or Ana de Armas is just like a hologram.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I loved it.

• 54:14Speaker 04

  I, that, I signed it up.

• 54:15Speaker 03

  He's your crush, right?

• 54:16Speaker 04

  Just, but the hologram version's my crush. Like, that's what I want. I, I, I, I.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait. So let me, let me get this straight, friend.

• 54:26Speaker 00

  This is a Japanese woman who got married to her AI she made, uh, of an anime character.

• 54:31Speaker 04

  Okay, I'm not there yet.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah, yeah.

• 54:35Speaker 00

  So she had someone fill in as him to put it on, but she.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  The finger doesn't.

• 54:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is not as bad as the girl. She married the, um, Ferris wheel.

• 54:43Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 54:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:44Speaker 00

  That's her husband.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 54:46Speaker 04

  He's hot.

• 54:46Speaker 03

  He's hot.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  He's hot.

• 54:47Speaker 04

  He's got it.

• 54:48Speaker 02

  He is hot.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  He's hot.

• 54:49Speaker 02

  Aside from, but like, he's not real.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:52Speaker 04

  But I guess, at what point, do you think it'll ever be okay?

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Let me, let me think about that. If there was, um, if I can design her, my AI companion.

• 55:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  In a factory, you know, I would spend some time with it. You know what I mean? And if they had, is, if the, what's going on, guys?

• 55:12Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 55:13Speaker 04

  You don't know. What is going on?

• 55:15Speaker 02

  Me?

• 55:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, what are you doing?

• 55:16Speaker 02

  She was looking at my notes.

• 55:17Speaker 03

  I wasn't.

• 55:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  Hey, why can't we have a, like an alien movie like E.T. come in real life? Remember E.T.?

• 55:26Speaker 02

  I was just thinking about Spielberg, that guy. Always something with aliens.

• 55:31Speaker 02

  Right? Him and that George Lucas guy. I was just thinking.

• 55:34Speaker 04

  I thought he was gonna say George Lopez.

• 55:37Speaker 04

  I really thought he was gonna say that. Um.

• 55:39Speaker 02

  E.T., remember that movie? Yoda was in it.

• 55:43Speaker 04

  Dude, we, we were, no.

• 55:45Speaker 00

  Yoda?

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  Yoda's not in it.

• 55:46Speaker 04

  We were on the brink of probably the most intellectual conversation to ever be had on this podcast.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:52Speaker 04

  And then he, he storms in off the top rope and just pile drives.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  Pile drives. And now guess what? We have to now.

• 56:01Speaker 04

  No, we have to guess and.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  That's the sad part, dude.

• 56:04Speaker 04

  Hold on, hold on.

• 56:05Speaker 02

  You're talking about Steven Spielberg, so he made E.T. too, so.

• 56:08Speaker 04

  Moments so long ago.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then. But, but, but the whole thing is Yoda's in E.T.

• 56:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, look it up.

• 56:16Speaker 00

  You want me to type in Yoda, E.T.?

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what, but your question was, what if E.T. was real?

• 56:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, let's, let's make that a real thing.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 56:25Speaker 02

  Close encounters to third kind.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  So you want that to be real?

• 56:30Speaker 00

  Those are different movies.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  Those are two different movies.

• 56:32Speaker 02

  Look up E.T.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  They're just two photos spliced together.

• 56:35Speaker 02

  No, look it up.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:37Speaker 02

  I've seen.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you want, Yoda, E.T. and Jane Goodall?

• 56:42Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  If we're gonna do it, let's do it.

• 56:44Speaker 02

  No, look up.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  And Coco the gorilla. Just put Coco the gorilla in there. What are we doing here, dude?

• 56:49Speaker 02

  No, Yoda's in E.T. I've seen that movie so many times.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, see, is, do this. Is Yoda in the movie E.T.?

• 56:57Speaker 00

  Shit, he is.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let me see. Let me see the photo.

• 57:00Speaker 04

  Just so interested in what you're fighting for.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We, we'll figure out what, yeah.

• 57:05Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, he was in a costume.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, some kid in a Halloween costume was.

• 57:10Speaker 02

  Well, that's a little Easter egg.

• 57:11Speaker 04

  That looks like Ockard. Where's that film?

• 57:13Speaker 00

  This whole interruption was for.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:16Speaker 02

  I love E.T.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so technically you're right. Yeah, so you want E.T. to be real?

• 57:22Speaker 04

  Why do you want it to be real? Yeah, what was your pitch?

• 57:24Speaker 02

  I don't know, just a kid being friends with an alien, that's pretty cool. Like Mac and Me, remember Mac and Me?

• 57:31Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, I need to break this down because you said, why don't we make that real? And then you kind of got mad that.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, to understand it?

• 57:39Speaker 04

  I don't understand it.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it's a dead end.

• 57:43Speaker 02

  Okay, you ever seen Mac and Me?

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it was so Mac and Me.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not bringing up.

• 57:49Speaker 00

  He's trying to show off all the.

• 57:50Speaker 02

  Alien movies.

• 57:51Speaker 04

  Well, no, Mac and Me was, Mac and Me was a rip off of E.T.

• 57:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:55Speaker 04

  Right? And Mac and Me is one of the worst movies considered ever made. There's a scene in it where there's a fucking five minute Mc- uh, Coke McDonald's commercial. Do you remember that?

• 58:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:05Speaker 04

  In Mac and Me. It should go Mac and my McDonald's, right?

• 58:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:11Speaker 02

  I remember that.

• 58:12Speaker 04

  This is, this is in a movie.

• 58:16Speaker 04

  Don't dance to this. Yeah, look at, they're in a McDonald's. Looks like it's in a Wendy's with that arch. Yeah.

• 58:22Speaker 02

  What is happening?

• 58:24Speaker 04

  Why is there so much foliage? That's in the movie.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  They're responsible.

• 58:29Speaker 04

  And it's five minutes long.

• 58:30Speaker 02

  I can name alien movies.

• 58:31Speaker 04

  No, we know, dude.

• 58:32Speaker 02

  Mars Attack?

• 58:33Speaker 04

  All right, can I turn this off, please? Look at Ronald McDonald in it.

• 58:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Mars Attacks?

• 58:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:40Speaker 02

  That's a good one.

• 58:41Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, dude.

• 58:42Speaker 02

  I don't know what you guys are talking about, anyway.

• 58:44Speaker 04

  I, I don't either. I, I guess we're going to, oh, oh, wait, no, you're, you're saying how long? I don't want to do it. You know, isn't appropriate to date an AI?

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  So if I, okay, if, if the skin was real, right? Like, felt like real skin, warm, and?

• 58:59Speaker 04

  Warm, don't say, you have to say warm.

• 59:00Speaker 02

  Don't have to say warm.

• 59:01Speaker 04

  Don't warm. God, if my AI girlfriend was warm.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you, you, you imagine these new, um, androids that they're making.

• 59:08Speaker 04

  So, so, uh, I'm out. So?

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not real enough for me.

• 59:12Speaker 04

  They would have to have a body for you to consider it, like, okay.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  A body and also the AI, AI intelligence, like, hello, Bobby.

• 59:19Speaker 04

  But when will, when will AI and humans have their 2015 moment? Isn't that when the gays were allowed to marry?

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, I mean, the lady just married something that didn't exist. I think you married anything.

• 59:32Speaker 04

  That's too pre, like, that's weird. It's preemptive. At, at some point, it's gonna be so, like, say there's a, like, you don't know I'm AI, but I'm in a computer, but I have, like, the same cadence of?

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:43Speaker 04

  I'm in. Whoa, I'm in.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm in at that. If that's AI, I'm in.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  I'm in.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:47Speaker 04

  Well, who's that guy? Who's that Jerry? He doesn't deserve her.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean. Well, why is it covering her cooch?

• 59:53Speaker 02

  I don't know, sorry.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  Fell out. If, if that's AI, I'm in. And I, if I had a wedding, no, no, that's another question. If, if I had a full-blown wedding in, like, Belize.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? A, a wedding in Belize, everyone's gotta fly out there. I'm marrying, you know what I mean?

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• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  That's her name.

• 1:01:12Speaker 04

  You're pulling a him.

• 1:01:15Speaker 04

  What the hell is anybody here talking about? I feel bad if I have to go to Jules for sanity.

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  But you wouldn't go to, you wouldn't go to my wedding?

• 1:01:22Speaker 04

  Who's burning the house again? Get honey.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  What is going on here?

• 1:01:27Speaker 02

  What is going on?

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

  There's no fire, she says. It's just...

• 1:01:31Speaker 04

  No, it's okay. Take your time.

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  It's his house.

• 1:01:34Speaker 00

  Uh, Jaime, you said you had some questions for Zach?

• 1:01:36Speaker 02

  Me? Are you? I don't know. Can I go on your show? The Dane Show? Did you find love?

• 1:01:43Speaker 04

  You wanna come and pop the balloon?

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:46Speaker 04

  Okay, sick.

• 1:01:46Speaker 00

  Oh my...

• 1:01:47Speaker 02

  For real.

• 1:01:48Speaker 04

  That would be hilarious.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  I'm being for real.

• 1:01:51Speaker 04

  I'm, I'm being for real.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  I don't want this AI bullshit, man.

• 1:01:54Speaker 04

  I wasn't gonna give you AI.

• 1:01:55Speaker 05

  You'd never fucking AI, Jaime?

• 1:01:56Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:01:57Speaker 05

  Why not?

• 1:01:57Speaker 04

  Well...

• 1:01:58Speaker 02

  No, cuz he said it felt real. I don't wanna felt real. I want to feel real. I want the real thing.

• 1:02:04Speaker 00

  You don't want it past tense.

• 1:02:05Speaker 04

  Okay, you want it present tense.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  No, felt, he's like, I wanted to feel real, some shit. I don't know what he said. But yeah, look, can I come on the show?

• 1:02:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, man, you're in.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  I like back... For real. I saw you at the Burbank Airport.

• 1:02:20Speaker 02

  And I want to uh.

• 1:02:21Speaker 04

  What's your transition?

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:02:24Speaker 04

  Okay, and then where did you go for that?

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  To the airport?

• 1:02:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  I saw you at the airport, you were getting Starbucks with a homie.

• 1:02:32Speaker 04

  I don't drink Starbucks, but keep going.

• 1:02:33Speaker 02

  Well, you were in front of Starbucks.

• 1:02:35Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:02:35Speaker 02

  You know what you want to talk about?

• 1:02:37Speaker 04

  Is there only one at the Burbank Airport? Probably that one.

• 1:02:41Speaker 02

  And I was gonna say hi to you, but um, I was running late to my gate.

• 1:02:45Speaker 04

  Oh, well, sorry we missed that opportunity, dude.

• 1:02:50Speaker 02

  I would have went up to you and be like, hey, you know Jules? But then, you would have been like, who are you?

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  No, I probably would have been like, uh, Jules who?

• 1:03:00Speaker 02

  Rudy Jules.

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  And I would have said, yeah, and then you would have said?

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  I would, I do Tiger Belly with, with her.

• 1:03:06Speaker 04

  And I would have said, oh, great, she, uh, we do the lunch table together.

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 1:03:10Speaker 04

  Then I would have been like, yeah, we do the lunch table.

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:13Speaker 04

  And then you would have went to your gate?

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  Oh, I wouldn't have missed the gate by then.

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  Oh, because you were running so late.

• 1:03:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was a minute late.

• 1:03:19Speaker 04

  Ah.

• 1:03:19Speaker 02

  And it was a black lady, and then she. Oh, it was a black lady, since she, you know, the government was shut down, so she was, she was already pissed. And uh.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  I was in here for two minutes.

• 1:03:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, she's talking about.

• 1:03:34Speaker 00

  Zach was coaching Jaime in a conversation with himself.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  I was listening. What in God's name is going on?

• 1:03:41Speaker 04

  He's talking about a time we almost met.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:44Speaker 04

  So.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's start over.

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:03:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, let's.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  All the, all these themes, no more R S T Spielberg.

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  You brought up Spielberg.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I was referring, because we were talking about. Three, we went from Three Eye Atlas.

• 1:03:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And then you came back around too late.

• 1:04:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  With the alien stuff.

• 1:04:04Speaker 04

  You said, why don't we make E T real? What's up with that?

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  You should have done it in the chunk when I was talking about.

• 1:04:09Speaker 02

  Or you were talking, so I didn't want to interrupt.

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  I know, but then we went into something else, and then two minutes later, you brought on, you know?

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  E T, yeah.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:17Speaker 02

  Because I didn't want it to go away.

• 1:04:20Speaker 04

  What do you do?

• 1:04:20Speaker 02

  Have you seen E T?

• 1:04:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, I've seen it. What, what do you, what do you do when you're alone? Oh, my God. I can't even imagine. Well, ask her, his roommate.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 1:04:30Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:04:31Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:04:31Speaker 04

  Who's your roommate?

• 1:04:32Speaker 02

  Her. But um. Didn't you say she?

• 1:04:36Speaker 03

  He's your assistant?

• 1:04:38Speaker 04

  Don't no shot.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  No shot. You have an assistant, right?

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:04:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:46Speaker 03

  You literally said she's your assistant.

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  I didn't say that.

• 1:04:50Speaker 02

  What are you talking about?

• 1:04:51Speaker 03

  On the pod.

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  Can I ask? Yeah, can I ask you questions?

• 1:04:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:57Speaker 00

  She does help him with his finances.

• 1:04:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:59Speaker 00

  Okay, don't put, okay, cut that out. Okay, she does.

• 1:05:02Speaker 04

  All right. She doesn't help with his finances.

• 1:05:06Speaker 04

  Do you want to say your name again?

• 1:05:07Speaker 03

  Oh, my name is Karina.

• 1:05:08Speaker 04

  Karina. Um, are you from Oxnard?

• 1:05:10Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:05:11Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:05:11Speaker 03

  I'm from Dallas.

• 1:05:12Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:05:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:13Speaker 04

  Accent, accent was Oxnard.

• 1:05:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:15Speaker 04

  Um, what, uh?

• 1:05:17Speaker 02

  She's not impressed by you, dude, so I don't know what you're doing.

• 1:05:19Speaker 04

  I'm not trying to impress her.

• 1:05:20Speaker 03

  Oh, he's cute. You're cute.

• 1:05:22Speaker 04

  Thank you so much. You're cute yourself.

• 1:05:23Speaker 03

  You're handsome.

• 1:05:24Speaker 04

  Thank you so much.

• 1:05:24Speaker 03

  Anyways.

• 1:05:25Speaker 04

  Um.

• 1:05:26Speaker 02

  Do me now.

• 1:05:29Speaker 00

  You're a guy. You're human.

• 1:05:32Speaker 03

  It's your show.

• 1:05:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:33Speaker 04

  This is your show. So that was her compliment. Oh, you have a show.

• 1:05:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:36Speaker 04

  Uh, what does he do in his free time? This gentleman?

• 1:05:40Speaker 03

  Uh, he watches a lot of movies.

• 1:05:42Speaker 00

  Good.

• 1:05:42Speaker 04

  Oh, great. What's, what are some of his favorites?

• 1:05:45Speaker 03

  E.T.

• 1:05:46Speaker 00

  Oh, my God.

• 1:05:49Speaker 04

  But if you were to, okay, if he wasn't watching a movie and you just randomly came in home without a warning, is he kind of standing in a corner? What is he doing?

• 1:05:57Speaker 03

  And he, well, sometimes he just stares at his, like.

• 1:06:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, I picked up on that. He's staring at, what is it?

• 1:06:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, like his laptop and stuff.

• 1:06:05Speaker 04

  Is there anything on it?

• 1:06:06Speaker 03

  Sometimes it's just music.

• 1:06:07Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  It's just music.

• 1:06:08Speaker 04

  He lets us stare at music.

• 1:06:11Speaker 02

  I don't listen to it.

• 1:06:12Speaker 04

  Which is great. How did you guys come about habitating the same, uh, living environment?

• 1:06:19Speaker 02

  Uh, it's a long story.

• 1:06:21Speaker 04

  I doubt it.

• 1:06:22Speaker 02

  It is.

• 1:06:23Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:06:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is.

• 1:06:25Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:06:25Speaker 03

  Are you guys dating? No.

• 1:06:27Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 1:06:27Speaker 04

  Have you guys ever been like a little drunk and tongue wrestled?

• 1:06:30Speaker 03

  Mm-mm, mm-mm.

• 1:06:31Speaker 04

  Okay, hey, just throwing it out there. Just didn't know. I didn't, and I want to, because she, she was like. Do you find Karina attractive?

• 1:06:37Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:06:37Speaker 04

  Okay. Oh, what do you, why do you find unattractive about her?

• 1:06:41Speaker 02

  Oh, wait, what?

• 1:06:43Speaker 03

  Her.

• 1:06:44Speaker 04

  Is her name Karina too?

• 1:06:47Speaker 02

  I was looking at Joe's.

• 1:06:47Speaker 04

  What's going on with you?

• 1:06:48Speaker 02

  I was looking at Joe's.

• 1:06:49Speaker 04

  Did you sleep last night?

• 1:06:50Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 1:06:50Speaker 00

  He was watching too much music.

• 1:06:52Speaker 02

  Too much music, man.

• 1:06:55Speaker 04

  Are you in town?

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  For how long?

• 1:06:57Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Definitely.

• 1:06:59Speaker 03

  Till Thursday.

• 1:07:00Speaker 02

  Till Thursday, I think.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  Till Thursday.

• 1:07:02Speaker 04

  So you wait, let's go back. You don't find her attractive?

• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Why do you keep looking at her?

• 1:07:08Speaker 02

  I'm looking at Jules.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  You think Jules is attractive?

• 1:07:11Speaker 02

  No, I mean.

• 1:07:14Speaker 02

  You know, I shot my, no, it's kidding. Sorry, Zach.

• 1:07:18Bobby Lee?

  Is that why you want to know where the parking lot? We're not talking about Jules.

• 1:07:22Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't. Imagine, imagine you're like, do you think Jules is cute to me? And I go, no, Bobby.

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  No, I find Jules attractive, no?

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:07:38Speaker 03

  The question is me.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at her. You're not, you're not even looking at her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:44Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:07:45Speaker 03

  I think he's scared of me.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  Ah. Or maybe he likes you.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  Does she walk around in her underwear at home?

• 1:07:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  Like sweatpants?

• 1:07:56Speaker 04

  Why'd you touch me?

• 1:07:57Speaker 02

  I didn't touch you. I tapped you.

• 1:08:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, but like, what were you?

• 1:08:03Speaker 04

  What were we agreeing on?

• 1:08:05Speaker 02

  Touch is this, tap.

• 1:08:07Speaker 04

  Were you like telling me she does walk around in her underwear?

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:08:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever seen her in a bathing suit?

• 1:08:13Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  You've never seen her in a bathing suit? Okay.

• 1:08:18Speaker 04

  Do you guys not, uh, swim?

• 1:08:21Speaker 02

  No, I don't.

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's lying. You have, yes, you have.

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  You guys swam together?

• 1:08:27Speaker 03

  No, we didn't swim together. He's seen me in a bathing suit.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  He has seen you in a bathing suit?

• 1:08:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, where?

• 1:08:32Speaker 03

  Why are you lying?

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Why are you, what is wrong? Why are you so nervous? Yeah, I think you do like her.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:40Speaker 04

  Which is okay, it's, it's okay.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  You already moved in with her.

• 1:08:43Speaker 03

  No, thank you, no.

• 1:08:46Speaker 04

  What are, what is, how could he improve to maybe be a, you know, in your twinkle?

• 1:08:53Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, nothing.

• 1:08:54Speaker 04

  Nothing, so he's perfect?

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:56Speaker 03

  Well, I wouldn't say that. Not that you're not, but it's just.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  You have your type, he's not your type?

• 1:09:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I'm not his type either.

• 1:09:03Speaker 04

  What, okay, what are?

• 1:09:04Speaker 03

  We're best friends, like that's just out of like the.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see, I see.

• 1:09:07Speaker 04

  But if you, genuinely, if you think you walked in his room 2 a.m. and you just kinda threw a hail mary, do you think he'd say no?

• 1:09:12Speaker 03

  Hmm, I don't.

• 1:09:15Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, he would say no. I'm not his type and I.

• 1:09:18Speaker 04

  Okay, so I love his excuse. He goes, it's because I'm not home.

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:23Speaker 04

  But if you were home, you would.

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:25Speaker 02

  No. No, I'm never home.

• 1:09:26Speaker 04

  Oh, my God. Uh, let's go back to, so the three eyed raven.

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  And thank you, Karina.

• 1:09:33Speaker 04

  Thank you for your time.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  A lot of, lot of little pop of guest stars in here. I like it.

• 1:09:37Speaker 02

  Honey.

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you get from staring at music?

• 1:09:42Speaker 02

  Hmm? The lyrics, man.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, I see.

• 1:09:44Speaker 02

  Oh, I see, I see.

• 1:09:45Speaker 04

  Wait, you stare at music?

• 1:09:46Speaker 02

  Lyrics.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:48Speaker 02

  I stare at the lyrics. I don't read them because I'm dyslexic.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  You are staring at.

• 1:09:55Speaker 00

  See, you're just staring at work.

• 1:09:58Speaker 04

  I love how he like, he, but he talks to me like I'm crazy.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:10:02Speaker 04

  I stare at music.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  I understand, but, um, Jaime is one of a kind.

• 1:10:08Speaker 02

  The best. I love him.

• 1:10:10Speaker 04

  I'm all in. I'm just trying to.

• 1:10:12Speaker 00

  Can you find him a girlfriend on your show? You think so?

• 1:10:15Speaker 04

  Brother, I'll try.

• 1:10:16Speaker 02

  Brother.

• 1:10:17Speaker 04

  Do you have any, maybe pick up lines or?

• 1:10:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, oh, oh, good. Let's, let's go through some scenarios. So me and, uh, uh, you, would you like to play a woman?

• 1:10:26Speaker 04

  I was gonna play the woman, but if you'd like to.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm your best friend.

• 1:10:28Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, dude. Like, what did you do today?

• 1:10:32Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 1:10:33Speaker 02

  Hey.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 1:10:35Speaker 04

  Hey.

• 1:10:35Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm gonna let y'all talk for a little bit.

• 1:10:38Speaker 00

  Oh, good move.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's weird. That's weird.

• 1:10:41Speaker 04

  But I like the, I like that you're hard.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  No, don't, you're breaking character.

• 1:10:44Speaker 04

  I'm, okay.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  All right. Well, he's, that's weird. Anyway, okay, thank you. We're gonna talk for a little bit. So, what'd you do today?

• 1:10:51Speaker 04

  Um, I can't think of really anything. He's still.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  He's still staring at you in the back of your head.

• 1:10:55Speaker 04

  A half a foot away?

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, still, yeah, still.

• 1:10:57Speaker 04

  Um, maybe, I'm just getting.

• 1:10:59Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:11:00Speaker 00

  Hi.

• 1:11:01Speaker 02

  At first, I wanted to say hi.

• 1:11:05Speaker 02

  And then, uh.

• 1:11:07Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 1:11:08Speaker 02

  Hi.

• 1:11:09Speaker 00

  Hi.

• 1:11:09Speaker 02

  I'm not talking to the fat friend. I'm talking to you.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:11:14Speaker 04

  Um, first of all.

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:16Speaker 04

  Rude.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, rude.

• 1:11:18Speaker 00

  She's been on Ozempic for a long time.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  And like, like, the fattest guy I've ever seen is calling me fat?

• 1:11:24Speaker 02

  I'm not fat. I'm just chunky.

• 1:11:27Speaker 04

  Wow, confident. It's big boy season.

• 1:11:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. And stop hanging out with this fridge. And if you wanna.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. Excuse me, sir. You're being extra rude. I like, I'd never, I haven't even met you before. I think you're a little brutal.

• 1:11:42Speaker 04

  She gave you my kidney?

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  And a fridge?

• 1:11:44Speaker 02

  Wait, I'm getting, just keep playing. I'm going somewhere.

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, all right, but I'm just saying that it's.

• 1:11:50Speaker 02

  Okay, ma'am.

• 1:11:51Speaker 04

  I had, I had lupus.

• 1:11:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm 24 years old.

• 1:11:54Speaker 04

  I had lupus and she gave me a kidney.

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  You have a mortgage.

• 1:11:56Speaker 04

  Please don't talk about her like that.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  I gave her my kidney.

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  Okay, you have a mortgage. You're a ma'am. Uh, listen, you're very attractive.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  I rent, but anyway.

• 1:12:07Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:12:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:09Speaker 02

  And I just wanted to say, can you get out of the way so I can talk to the fat friend?

• 1:12:13Speaker 00

  Oh, he was nagging.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, no.

• 1:12:18Speaker 04

  Did you get out?

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Absolutely not now. That was not the right approach. You can't call somebody a fat and fridge and then, can I talk to you?

• 1:12:27Speaker 00

  Fridge is crazy.

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, what do I? The better, try this, try this.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  What do I, what do I say? If like, hey, fat fridge?

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  You can't combine it. You can't combine, you wanna combine the word?

• 1:12:41Speaker 02

  I wanna.

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:42Speaker 04

  No, keep going. Follow the lead.

• 1:12:44Speaker 02

  Put the cock in your mouth.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:12:47Speaker 02

  I don't say.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  This is what you do, Jaime, right?

• 1:12:51Speaker 02

  Put the.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  You, no.

• 1:12:53Speaker 02

  My thumb in your butthole.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:12:55Speaker 02

  Put my cock in your fucking mouth.

• 1:12:57Speaker 00

  Dude, what's happening here?

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  What is going on?

• 1:12:58Speaker 00

  This is your friend.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never seen him like this before.

• 1:13:01Speaker 04

  I'm gonna sidebar with my friend.

• 1:13:03Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:13:06Speaker 02

  No, I'm kidding. What's up? Do you guys wanna go back or what?

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  Go back where?

• 1:13:10Speaker 04

  Both of us now?

• 1:13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where are we, where are we gonna go?

• 1:13:13Speaker 02

  That's not my real pick-up line.

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, let's be real.

• 1:13:16Speaker 02

  Okay, let's be real.

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so are you trying to, before we get the scenario right, who are you trying to hit on here?

• 1:13:22Speaker 02

  I can't decide.

• 1:13:24Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so let's go.

• 1:13:24Speaker 02

  I'll decide on her.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  Alright, we're gonna be talking and be real.

• 1:13:28Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  Like, this is a real place.

• 1:13:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:30Speaker 02

  I don't, okay, go ahead.

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, Demetrius, oh my god, what he did to Kaylee?

• 1:13:36Speaker 02

  Oh, Katie, am I right? Anyways, my name is Jaime Garcia. What's up? What's your name?

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:13:41Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  Too abrupt, dude.

• 1:13:43Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 1:13:44Bobby Lee?

  Let us talk for a while.

• 1:13:45Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:13:46Speaker 04

  You're learning.

• 1:13:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:48Speaker 04

  This is great.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I gotta come up with a different, yeah.

• 1:13:52Speaker 02

  Oh shit, oh shit.

• 1:13:53Speaker 04

  We can stay on Demetrius.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't want to, right? That meteorite that hit Townsville?

• 1:13:59Speaker 04

  Townsville?

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you believe it?

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  I mean, when's the last time you were in Townsville?

• 1:14:05Speaker 04

  I mean, it was summer 2016 because my ex-boyfriend...

• 1:14:10Speaker 02

  What should I say?

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  I can't hear these, this couple talking next to me. It's just crazy. Sorry, excuse me, we're talking about a meteorite that just hit Townsville?

• 1:14:18Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm sorry, I'm having a conversation with my friend, which is... Talking about something right now.

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:14:23Speaker 02

  This girl has big tits, am I right? Don't you just wanna... Go dinosaur on them?

• 1:14:31Speaker 04

  Hi, we're all sharing.

• 1:14:31Speaker 02

  Oh, hey, what's up?

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  We heard you.

• 1:14:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, we heard you.

• 1:14:34Speaker 02

  No, you did it? My name is, uh, James. How you doing? What's your name?

• 1:14:39Speaker 02

  Listen.

• 1:14:39Bobby Lee?

  Hey, hey, Kimberly, don't tell him.

• 1:14:42Speaker 02

  Kimberly, what's up, Kimberly?

• 1:14:45Speaker 04

  Hey.

• 1:14:45Speaker 02

  Hey, uh, you guys come here often?

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm Natasha.

• 1:14:49Speaker 02

  Natasha, nice to meet you.

• 1:14:50Bobby Lee?

  Nice to meet you.

• 1:14:51Speaker 02

  This is my friend right here, you can talk to her. Hey, uh, can I buy you a drink?

• 1:14:55Speaker 04

  I don't wanna ta- I'm okay, I can afford my own drink.

• 1:14:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have drinks on the table right now.

• 1:14:59Speaker 02

  Ooh, 2025, women can do their own things now, hey.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  What? What are you saying?

• 1:15:07Speaker 04

  Every time you talk, I feel like you're on the brink of spitting up.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Don't break, Eric, don't break. Stay in the same.

• 1:15:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, don't tell me that. I'm about to buy you drinks.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  We already have drinks, sir.

• 1:15:16Speaker 02

  Well, I'll buy this next round. Sir, Natasha?

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  If we decide, sir Natasha. Yeah, sir. Okay, anyway.

• 1:15:22Speaker 02

  Listen, can I get your digits or not?

• 1:15:25Speaker 04

  I think I'm gonna pass this time, but I think you're.

• 1:15:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:28Speaker 04

  Thank you for being bold enough to ask.

• 1:15:30Speaker 02

  I don't really do that.

• 1:15:31Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's why we wanted you to do it the way you would do it, but then.

• 1:15:35Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  And then you became aggressive.

• 1:15:37Speaker 00

  I mean, you've actually done pick-up lines that have worked for you.

• 1:15:40Speaker 02

  And a girl's, no.

• 1:15:41Speaker 00

  A coffee one, or like, you have a name? Oh, my God.

• 1:15:45Bobby Lee?

  Do you, have you, um?

• 1:15:46Speaker 02

  I don't know, man.

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever had a girlfriend?

• 1:15:49Speaker 02

  I don't know. She cheated.

• 1:15:51Speaker 04

  I don't know, she cheated.

• 1:15:53Speaker 02

  How do you normally talk to girls? I don't know. I, I don't talk. I talk, but like, just, you like oranges?

• 1:16:03Speaker 02

  That's my.

• 1:16:03Bobby Lee?

  Let's start there. That's a good starting point. Anyway.

• 1:16:07Speaker 04

  I do, I, I do, I'd love to buy some from your cart on Sunday.

• 1:16:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, let's get, say, start again, right?

• 1:16:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Tambaya ala moto. It's a new word that I, uh, Kim, Kim.

• 1:16:20Speaker 02

  Hey, excuse me.

• 1:16:23Speaker 02

  Young lady, do you like oranges?

• 1:16:26Speaker 04

  Um, on an occasion.

• 1:16:28Bobby Lee?

  I like citruses, yeah, it's one of my faves.

• 1:16:30Speaker 02

  Well, I got, um, a store downtown LA.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  You have an orange store?

• 1:16:36Speaker 02

  I have oranges, grapefruits.

• 1:16:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:16:39Speaker 04

  Oh, any citrus, that's beautiful.

• 1:16:41Bobby Lee?

  All citrus.

• 1:16:41Speaker 04

  When did you start your business?

• 1:16:42Speaker 02

  Oh, when my grandpa died.

• 1:16:44Bobby Lee?

  You have limes?

• 1:16:45Speaker 02

  No, he didn't grow limes. I have lemons.

• 1:16:48Bobby Lee?

  You don't, okay, lemons. You like lemons?

• 1:16:50Speaker 04

  He's hitting on me.

• 1:16:51Bobby Lee?

  I think so, I feel it. Uh, sorry.

• 1:16:53Speaker 02

  I just wanted to see if you wanted to come see the store.

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:17:00Speaker 02

  I don't know, man. I mean, lady. I don't know, I, I honestly. Stay, I stay at the store. I stay at the, the orange store and, uh, you know, I do some stuff here and there.

• 1:17:15Bobby Lee?

  Do you manual labor?

• 1:17:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I go pick the oranges from the fields.

• 1:17:19Speaker 04

  Oh, you can do it all. You're a jack of all trades.

• 1:17:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I'm also the CEO.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  CEO of the, of the citrus store.

• 1:17:27Speaker 04

  That you also are in the fields picking.

• 1:17:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:29Speaker 04

  Very cool.

• 1:17:31Speaker 02

  You can get my number down if you wanna.

• 1:17:33Speaker 04

  Well, how long have you been an executive?

• 1:17:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:35Speaker 02

  All my life since my grandpa died.

• 1:17:37Speaker 04

  All your life since your grandpa died? When did your grandpa die?

• 1:17:39Speaker 02

  Since I was alive.

• 1:17:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Kimberly, stay in it, stay in it, Kimberly, right? He said that his grandpa, he's, that his grandfather died when he's been alive. I think that's what he said.

• 1:17:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:56Bobby Lee?

  Sorry. Died when you were alive.

• 1:17:57Speaker 04

  Sorry, I'm not very smart. Can you break down?

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, break down what that means.

• 1:18:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:01Bobby Lee?

  We don't really know what that means.

• 1:18:01Speaker 02

  So, when I was born in 2006, right? That's not my year, but.

• 1:18:08Speaker 04

  Sure, let's use fake years.

• 1:18:09Bobby Lee?

  Why would you lie?

• 1:18:11Speaker 02

  Okay, well, what are we doing? I don't know how to talk to ladies, okay?

• 1:18:15Speaker 04

  Did your grandpa?

• 1:18:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, bye.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  Bye, bitch.

• 1:18:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's her problem.

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:21Speaker 02

  No, I don't know, man.

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're gonna die alone.

• 1:18:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry. You, you're not.

• 1:18:27Speaker 02

  No, I don't know. I get nervous.

• 1:18:29Speaker 05

  But you're really sweet, though.

• 1:18:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's why I lose.

• 1:18:32Bobby Lee?

  Lean into the sweetness.

• 1:18:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think.

• 1:18:34Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:18:35Speaker 04

  I'm so sweet, but then you come up, oh, look at the tits on this one.

• 1:18:38Speaker 02

  Well, that's a joke, like, just.

• 1:18:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:41Speaker 02

  I don't know, I honestly don't know.

• 1:18:42Speaker 04

  Do you have a type?

• 1:18:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, Filipinos.

• 1:18:47Speaker 04

  So, were you attracted to Jules?

• 1:18:49Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:18:49Speaker 04

  Why is that?

• 1:18:50Speaker 05

  We're like siblings.

• 1:18:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:53Speaker 04

  When'd you guys meet?

• 1:18:54Speaker 02

  Uh, a year, right?

• 1:18:56Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 1:18:56Speaker 02

  Tiger, yeah.

• 1:18:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:57Speaker 02

  We met here, right?

• 1:18:58Speaker 04

  Oh, you've been on this for a while?

• 1:19:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:01Speaker 04

  Cool.

• 1:19:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:02Speaker 04

  He wasn't here when I was here last time?

• 1:19:03Speaker 02

  No, I wasn't.

• 1:19:04Speaker 04

  Things got shaken up.

• 1:19:06Bobby Lee?

  No, sometimes he's here, sometimes he's not. He's, but he's mostly here.

• 1:19:09Speaker 04

  Does it hurt you that, um, your co-host had a baby with someone else?

• 1:19:15Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:19:20Speaker 04

  It would hurt me.

• 1:19:25Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:19:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:30Bobby Lee?

  No, honestly, no.

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  When she first told me, it was a little rattling. I was, I cried. But, um, when I met the baby, especially, I, I got it.

• 1:19:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:19:44Bobby Lee?

  I got, I got it. And I, um, I love the kid.

• 1:19:47Speaker 04

  Yeah. Do you get along well with, uh?

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's the sweetest man I've ever met. He really is. I can't think of anything negatives to say about him.

• 1:19:58Bobby Lee?

  He's been over to the house to help me fix stuff.

• 1:20:00Speaker 04

  Wow, that's gotta be like debilitating.

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I'm not a hands-on like-

• 1:20:04Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying. It's like, oh.

• 1:20:06Bobby Lee?

  No, he's like a man's man and, you know, it's something that I'm not and I, I've always known that about myself. I'm been kind of, I'm aloof and kind of, you know, weird.

• 1:20:15Speaker 04

  Do you want children?

• 1:20:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it's gonna happen for me, to be honest with you.

• 1:20:19Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:20:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so when you brought that up, right, it became, this show got weird.

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  And now we're going into weird, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

• 1:20:31Speaker 04

  He's writing it down.

• 1:20:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:33Speaker 00

  He got a new page for this?

• 1:20:35Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I, I know that that's a part of your thing, but why do you do that?

• 1:20:39Speaker 04

  No, no, that was-

• 1:20:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no, let's get, let's dive into you, Zach, and why you do that.

• 1:20:43Speaker 04

  Well, that was a gen-

• 1:20:44Bobby Lee?

  You say confrontational thing.

• 1:20:45Speaker 04

  That's not confrontational. That was, that was a genuine question that I actually had. That's a deep question. I'd love to dive deep into it. I might get derailed by a little ET talk in the middle, but-

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:57Speaker 04

  How are you feeling?

• 1:20:58Bobby Lee?

  I feel, for the first time in my life, I feel, I mean, I have a lot going on, you know? But they're good things. And I, um, I have a little anxiety because of all the things I need to do, but, um-

• 1:21:12Speaker 04

  Do you celebrate your wins?

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  I've been really celebrating. I'm pinching myself every day as of late. I can't believe it.

• 1:21:18Speaker 04

  How do you, okay, something good, what, what is a win for you? Is it normally career-wise, or is it?

• 1:21:24Bobby Lee?

  It's a lot of things, like, um, recently I helped somebody get sober.

• 1:21:28Speaker 04

  Ooh, that's-

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  And he's doing very good, and that feels good.

• 1:21:32Speaker 04

  Official sponsor or?

• 1:21:34Bobby Lee?

  No, but it's somebody that I got a call from somebody saying this guy really needs help. Didn't know who he was. I knew, I know what he did for a living, but um, I brought him around to some meetings and stuff like that and. We've been close, we've been growing close, that's nice. I've been speaking at meetings again, so that's good.

• 1:21:52Speaker 04

  What, what, the initial getting off, or the initial getting sober, I guess, what are those tips and tricks that you give? Not tips and tricks, but like, how do you guide someone through that? Like the withdrawals of the initial?

• 1:22:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, everyone has a different view on how to get sober, right? I can only share my experience. And my experience is through 12 step groups. And hitting meetings hard, getting a sponsor, um, doing service work and that sort of, um, that way.

• 1:22:26Speaker 04

  Do you feel like when you have a community, you have a less chance of letting them down? Or is that a big part of it?

• 1:22:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, if you know the history of um, Alcoholics Anonymous, um, there was Bill W., Bill Wilson, the founder of a- Right?

• 1:22:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, one day he was at some sort of convention or something and he had been sober for a while, but he couldn't, he knew he was gonna drink. Right? And he didn't know what to do, so he called, um, a nun on the phone.

• 1:22:58Speaker 04

  When was this?

• 1:22:59Bobby Lee?

  This is 1935?

• 1:23:02Bobby Lee?

  Called the nun on the phone and goes, um, I'm an alcoholic, I'm about to drink, do you know any other alcoholics? And she goes, I know a doctor who's chronically drinking. And so he called the doctor out of the blue and said, um, can I just see you? Doctor's like, no. He said, please, I just stopped by five minutes. He's all right. So he comes to the guy's house. What ends up happening is they start spending time together. And then when they realize, and they would share their experience, strength of hope each other, like, you know, their experiences with each other. There was a lot of relating going on. But what they found was, after a couple of days, they were still sober and didn't think about drinking. So what they did was together, they would go to institutions and, and like, because back in the day,

• 1:23:46Bobby Lee?

  alcoholics ended up in like insane asylums, right? Some of them on the verge of wet brain, right? And they would sit down and share their story with other alcoholics. And every once in a while, one of the guys would go, I'm gonna join you guys. And then it turns out, after about a year, they had hundreds of people. They had some long-term sobriety if they just met up, and so that's how AA started.

• 1:24:13Speaker 04

  This might be a naive question, but is it only alcohol?

• 1:24:16Bobby Lee?

  No. There's now, there's, um, uh, uh, Sex, Love, Anonymous.

• 1:24:22Speaker 04

  But like, say, say it was like prescription drugs, whatever it is, would that all be in the same group as alcohol?

• 1:24:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I, I, if, you know, if I was a strictly an opiate, you know what I mean, user, and I wanted to get sober, I would probably still go to AA meetings. Because it's all the same thing, you know what I mean? Also, all these behaviors is not the problem, right? It's the solution to what the actual problem is.

• 1:24:46Speaker 04

  Well, what, what was it, World War II? A lot of the guys were hooked on meth and other drugs, but, or maybe even heroin. But when they got home to a community, like, like statistically, like 90% of them all quit. Or it might even be higher, but it was, it was like a sense of community that...

• 1:25:03Bobby Lee?

  Community is important, and that's what I think AA is, is community. You need somebody to check you, too.

• 1:25:08Speaker 04

  How, how often is it?

• 1:25:10Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:25:11Speaker 04

  Like, is it once a week, is it once a month?

• 1:25:12Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I go one or two a week, yeah. I mean, when I first got sober, every day for like six months. But then eventually, kind of, life happens, and then you do life, but, um...

• 1:25:22Speaker 04

  From, from the outside, you would think every time...

• 1:25:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why this has become fucking...

• 1:25:26Speaker 04

  I found it so interesting.

• 1:25:27Speaker 00

  He's being very genuine.

• 1:25:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, I like it. I like being real.

• 1:25:31Speaker 04

  I find it really interesting.

• 1:25:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:33Speaker 04

  Every, every time, the, well, I guess from an outsider's perspective who hasn't been, it, it almost like you go in and it's a lot of like really emotional stories. Is there, is it always like that? Is there sometimes where it's like everybody's hanging out?

• 1:25:46Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I'll give you an example. When I was a kid, I was 17 years old. I used to go to this place called Mountain Solid Ad Mans. It was a men's meeting Saturday morning. It's still there. And still a meeting. So I, I gave Dan a cake there like seven months ago in San Diego. And, um, but when I went as a kid in the eighties, um, I was in high school and I, I got sober then. And I, um, there was this guy one day, he was, had no shoes on. He was like a hobo. You know what I mean? He was, he was going, he was going, you know what I mean? Like he was fucked up, right? And he kept going every week. And then, um, I stopped going for that meeting for a couple of years.

• 1:26:28Bobby Lee?

  But then like in my early twenties, before I did stand up, I started going back. And I was sitting next to this guy and he was wearing a suit. And he goes, hey dude. And I go, hey, I've met you for, remember me? I was gonna, and I go, whoa, like I couldn't believe, I go, what's going on? He's like, oh yeah, I'm married. Right? He has a life. And that's when it really hit me like, oh, this shit works. Like you could, there's a transfor- form, transformational change that happens. You know what I mean? Internally and externally, that's, you know, um, this is incredible to witness and it, it's spiritual.

• 1:27:12Bobby Lee?

  When you see that kind of change and, and you know that they believe in God and they think that God did it. And it, it, you see it, like when Christians go, hey, you know what I mean? It's like, you don't know hardship? But when, when I see God mend hardship and, you know what I mean? And cleans a man's life so drastically, that's when I believe. Cause I see it. You know, I have to see it. You mean some kid that's, you know, oh yeah, my dad's a lawyer, but I'm a, you know, I'm a Christian. I believe in the Lord. It's like, yeah, I don't believe you, man. I believe that guy.

• 1:27:48Speaker 04

  I think that goes for people in general. I always like people that have been through some stuff a little bit more than I, people that haven't, you know. Um, what's, is, is there a, so I guess if you're speaking to someone else or, or trying to help, is there a certain point?

• 1:28:01Bobby Lee?

  How are, is, I'm the host, how did you?

• 1:28:05Speaker 04

  I find this so fascinating.

• 1:28:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, but it's so clever. When I see podcasters coming on here, I know what they're doing.

• 1:28:10Speaker 00

  Zach's a good interviewer.

• 1:28:11Bobby Lee?

  I know he is, but it's like my show.

• 1:28:14Speaker 04

  This is my last question.

• 1:28:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I know, I, I like it. I think it's clever.

• 1:28:18Speaker 04

  Um, what? Is there, is there a certain like common time milestone where it's a, it's a little bit easier to be sober? Like is it usually like, okay, you have to get over this hump? Of maybe six months or?

• 1:28:33Bobby Lee?

  I think the first, uh, 90 days is, that's why they always say, go 90 meetings, 90 days. That's the toughest part, but I think once you, um, get some time behind your belt, you also, the fog lifts. So you see things the way they are. And when you're a long-term alcoholic, imagine, some people, 20 years, they've never seen reality the way it is. And when they first see it, it's life-altering.

• 1:29:05Speaker 04

  When you speak about, when you speak about that fog, what is, what is that? I, I, I've never really dealt, obviously with like alcohol or, or things of that nature, but is it, is it a constant like, I don't know.

• 1:29:17Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, the fog is, you know, when you're drinking every day for the rest of, all your life, all the chemicals and all the things in your brain and your body. You know what I mean? Releasing everything and it's detoxing and your, your, your mind is becoming clearer is what I'm saying. You know what I mean? That's what the fog is. And they, um, and then one day they're like, they'll see a butterfly land on a flower. And they'll go, I'm being real. And they'll go, I've never seen that before.

• 1:29:44Speaker 04

  It's almost like the videos of, have you seen where people are colorblind and then they get the color glasses?

• 1:29:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's that. It's exactly that. Are you done with the serious or?

• 1:29:54Speaker 04

  That was cool. I like that.

• 1:29:56Speaker 00

  Do you have a friend? Is that why you're asking or something?

• 1:29:58Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:29:58Speaker 04

  No, I'm just interested.

• 1:30:00Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't want to talk about himself, so he reversed, reversed course, but it's fine.

• 1:30:03Speaker 04

  I'll talk about me sober.

• 1:30:08Bobby Lee?

  All right, so let's talk about the reality show you're on.

• 1:30:12Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:30:13Bobby Lee?

  What's it called?

• 1:30:14Speaker 04

  It's called Inside USA.

• 1:30:15Bobby Lee?

  Inside USA, KSI did it.

• 1:30:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, so it was their production company put it on.

• 1:30:20Bobby Lee?

  But KSI on the show?

• 1:30:21Speaker 04

  Uh, he hosted a couple of things.

• 1:30:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I love him.

• 1:30:24Speaker 04

  He's great, yeah.

• 1:30:25Bobby Lee?

  I did a movie with him once, uh, and, um, so what is the show premise? I don't know much about it.

• 1:30:30Speaker 04

  So 12, uh, internet and regular celebrities. I don't know, Dwight Howard was on it, so that's why I say regular celebrities.

• 1:30:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:37Speaker 04

  Uh, we're all in a house together that's kinda similar to a jail, where we're stripped away of all the necessities, um, like, there's no, like, couch cushions, uh, there's nothing to do, like, there's no games. Um, if you, food, we were served, like, rice, like, this much rice and, like, eight beans for lunch and dinner, and in the morning, it was, uh, it was oatmeal, no sugar, no salt, but just, like, slop, uh, but if you wanted-

• 1:31:03Bobby Lee?

  How many days?

• 1:31:04Speaker 04

  Uh, seven.

• 1:31:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god, imagine.

• 1:31:06Speaker 04

  But I lost 15 pounds in there.

• 1:31:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:31:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but if you wanted a meal upgrade, so a burger or something, it would cost, say, $5,000. Uh, so there was one winner, and there's a million dollars in the prize pool, but anytime I wanted a meal upgrade, or I wanted to go buy a game at Cornhole to have fun, uh, it would come out of everyone's prize fund.

• 1:31:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:31:26Speaker 04

  So then you'd get mad-

• 1:31:27Bobby Lee?

  Did you invest in the prize fund, or was it the show money?

• 1:31:30Speaker 04

  It was show money, so a million dollars-

• 1:31:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:31:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then you'd get mad, be like, because we had somebody spend $200,000 in a day.

• 1:31:37Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 1:31:38Speaker 04

  Uh, her name was Bree, and she did it because, uh, we could buy immunity.

• 1:31:43Bobby Lee?

  What's her last name?

• 1:31:44Speaker 04

  Uh-

• 1:31:45Bobby Lee?

  Duncan or Bree, anyway.

• 1:31:47Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:31:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:48Speaker 04

  Um, but, uh, so you could buy immunity one day, uh, and whoever spent the most on immunity in the next challenge-

• 1:31:55Bobby Lee?

  That's her?

• 1:31:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:31:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow. She seems like she was spending $200,000.

• 1:32:00Speaker 04

  But here was the, like, play the game however you want to play the game, but it was only for one immunity, so I was interested in, it's like, I feel like she put a target on her back for the next, uh, the next challenge.

• 1:32:12Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:32:13Speaker 04

  Um, then she got out, you know, immediately after that, but-

• 1:32:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you get eliminated?

• 1:32:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, so we, we would do eliminations-

• 1:32:19Bobby Lee?

  And people would vote them out?

• 1:32:21Speaker 04

  It was either voting, or there was, like, a random whatever. Have you ever had Sketch on the podcast?

• 1:32:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:32:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:28Speaker 00

  Bad friends.

• 1:32:28Bobby Lee?

  Bad friends.

• 1:32:29Speaker 04

  Sketch is hilarious, but he was in there with me.

• 1:32:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He sketches the best.

• 1:32:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, he was my favorite on the show by far.

• 1:32:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Uh, and so, um, how, how far did you like, can you say, is the show out?

• 1:32:38Speaker 04

  The show has been out for a while.

• 1:32:39Bobby Lee?

  Give Zach justice or I'll...

• 1:32:43Speaker 00

  Oh, no, no, no.

• 1:32:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, watch it, go.

• 1:32:45Speaker 00

  No, no, no.

• 1:32:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, so he has a podcast called The Lunch Table. And, um, Jules is a, a regular on the show.

• 1:32:55Speaker 04

  She's big time.

• 1:32:55Bobby Lee?

  She's big time. Um, wow, incredible. Yeah.

• 1:33:00Speaker 00

  How's it been there, Jules? What do you think of Zach after all this time now spending with him?

• 1:33:04Speaker 05

  He's really nice.

• 1:33:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:06Speaker 05

  And I feel just really...

• 1:33:08Bobby Lee?

  You, are you a little emotional right now?

• 1:33:10Speaker 04

  Oh, okay. She didn't have her headphones on, she couldn't hear.

• 1:33:14Speaker 05

  No, I was listening, but it's really nice. Like, I feel, I don't know. He's more, I don't know, I just feel really comfortable with him. And like the other co-host, Skylar and Eva.

• 1:33:26Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:33:27Speaker 05

  It's, it's just fun to be there.

• 1:33:29Speaker 04

  It's a fun family environment.

• 1:33:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:33:31Bobby Lee?

  So this is not the show that I did?

• 1:33:33Speaker 04

  No, this is, uh, so we just started this one.

• 1:33:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:33:35Speaker 04

  Um, yeah.

• 1:33:38Speaker 04

  Anyway.

• 1:33:38Bobby Lee?

  Funny, I've never been asked to be on it.

• 1:33:40Speaker 04

  Brother, you won't text me back.

• 1:33:51Speaker 00

  And then Jaime will be on this show?

• 1:33:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, Jaime, you gotta get on this one, dude.

• 1:33:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:54Speaker 04

  Oh, there's KSI, you scroll down a little bit, we should do, uh, and then Bobby, we gotta get you on one.

• 1:34:00Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, you gotta, you gotta get on this.

• 1:34:01Speaker 00

  How about Jaime and Bobby and girls have to choose between Jaime and Bobby?

• 1:34:04Speaker 04

  I'm all in.

• 1:34:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the pop the bubble thing?

• 1:34:06Speaker 04

  Pop the balloon.

• 1:34:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm not doing that.

• 1:34:08Speaker 00

  You gotta do it.

• 1:34:09Bobby Lee?

  No, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa. I, I can't do it, I, I can't do it.

• 1:34:11Speaker 00

  No, no, but versus Jaime.

• 1:34:13Speaker 04

  It'd be so funny.

• 1:34:14Bobby Lee?

  I cannot do it. I cannot do it.

• 1:34:17Speaker 02

  You do different versions, right?

• 1:34:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's like one where I have like a dating coach, you can come in as my dating coach. That one's fun.

• 1:34:24Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, give Zach a round of applause, everybody.

• 1:34:26Speaker 00

  Zach, thanks.

• 1:34:27Speaker 04

  Thanks, guys.

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