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• 1:25Bobby Lee?

  First I was afraid, I was petrified.

• 1:28Speaker 02

  Didn't know how long.

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're very good.

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  You're a singer too, oh my god. Great at lyrics.

• 1:37Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Amazing. Let's start. So today we have. Riley Reid is here. Riley, where are you from?

• 1:52Speaker 02

  I was born Miami Beach.

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  On the beach?

• 1:54Speaker 02

  On the beach.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  No, in a hospital or on a beach?

• 1:57Speaker 02

  In a hospital, but my birth certificate says Miami Beach. It's a city in Miami.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  How cool would it be to be born on a beach, though?

• 2:05Speaker 02

  Oh, that sounds like sandy.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  It's sandy, yeah. But you would probably become a surfer.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Not in Miami.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:13Speaker 02

  We don't have surf waves.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't know much about it.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  You've never been?

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna go, where am I going in two weeks?

• 2:19Speaker 02

  Is this the first time you're going?

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  No, I've been there before, but I just don't like.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? He doesn't like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't like Congo music. I don't like Congo. Yeah, I don't like any of that, man.

• 2:32Speaker 02

  How dare you try to insult my people?

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, but there's a lot of, you know, I mean, eh, cocaine and all that stuff. I don't like it. But you know what? It's the game, the Grand Theft Auto game that was pretty cool, you know, some of those. Yeah, yeah. But, um, so you're born.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Like plantains, empanadas.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  You're a plantain person? You prefer plantains over bananas, dog?

• 2:51Speaker 02

  Yes, actually, I think I'm slightly allergic to bananas.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Why? Do you get diarrhea?

• 2:55Speaker 02

  No, my tongue gets really itchy.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Oh, I didn't know that. All fruit or just that?

• 3:00Speaker 02

  Why would you know that? I mean, why would you know about me?

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  It's a fun fact. We all know. She gets her tongue gets all bumpy when she eats bananas.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Not bumpy, itchy.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Itchy, whatever, whatever. So you prefer plantains over bananas?

• 3:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  You don't get itchy mouth with plantains?

• 3:15Speaker 02

  No, probably because they're cooked.

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  Have you cooked a banana? There we go.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  No.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  See, okay, so, um.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  Will you try it?

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  So empanada, what's that all about?

• 3:26Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, it's so good. It's like a pastry filled with like beef and olives and delicious sauce.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  I know what it is!

• 3:33Speaker 02

  Oh, well, I don't know.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  What's it all about, though? Your feeling when you eat it?

• 3:37Speaker 02

  My feeling is like I'm at home.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Wait, you're Cuban?

• 3:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, what are you?

• 3:42Speaker 02

  That I'm, uh, I'm Puerto Rican and Dominican.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 3:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 3:47Speaker 03

  I'm Mexican over here.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  Same.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  My food is better.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  It's not the same, dude. Don't say it's the same. It's not the same.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  It's definitely not the same.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Riley.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  We're like island people.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  You speak Spanish?

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Poquito.

• 4:00Speaker 03

  Okay, yo también.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't know what that means, dog?

• 4:04Speaker 03

  You know, you don't need to.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, it's fine.

• 4:06Speaker 02

  Muy, muy poquito. No tengo dinero.

• 4:10Speaker 03

  I wasn't asking for money.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  Do you think if you asked money as a homeless person in Hispanic, Mexican, or Spanish, you get more or less money, you think?

• 4:23Speaker 03

  More.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Give me something to say as a homeless person. I don't know what to say.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  Like?

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm asking for money. Go ahead.

• 4:30Speaker 02

  Like in Span- oh, you're asking?

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, ask me. What do I say?

• 4:33Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, I took an edible.

• 4:36Speaker 00

  No, Bobby, let's have some patience.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm just sorry, Riley. I said, this guy, you know, he's never read a book.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  Is that why you put him so far?

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  So far.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  I don't know, it's because I took an edible right now, so...

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Did you really?

• 4:46Speaker 03

  No.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Why do you lie?

• 4:48Speaker 00

  Why do you lie so much?

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's wrong with you?

• 4:51Speaker 03

  Can I not take edibles?

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, forget about this homeless thing. I've lost interest.

• 4:55Speaker 00

  Let's address other things.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's address other things, I've lost interest. So you were born in Miami Beach?

• 5:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Florida?

• 5:01Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  And you were raised there?

• 5:02Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  And then, are your parents still together?

• 5:06Speaker 02

  No.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Was it a nice home, broken home, what happened?

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Broken home.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we all have broken homes.

• 5:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a lot of sadness?

• 5:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. I don't, I actually repressed a lot of my memories, so I don't have much childhood memories.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't?

• 5:22Speaker 02

  No.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Right, you probably fantasize a lot?

• 5:25Speaker 02

  About...

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  No, when you, like...

• 5:26Speaker 02

  Like when I was a kid? I don't remember.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  At all?

• 5:29Speaker 02

  I feel like I only remember at like, to age 10 and up.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, before that, you don't remember?

• 5:35Speaker 02

  I don't really remember much, no.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  I remember a lot.

• 5:37Speaker 02

  I wish I could remember.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  I wish I could forget like you.

• 5:39Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a lot of, I had therapy last week, and we talked about a lot of the things that happened to me before I was 10.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  And I couldn't believe I remembered so much.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  That's really cool.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  No, the beatings.

• 5:54Speaker 00

  Is it cool, Riley?

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  Is it cool?

• 5:56Speaker 02

  I think it's cool. I wish that I would have remembered my life, because then maybe I would be, you know, a better person.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 6:07Speaker 02

  I don't know, I mean, I feel like it's normal for people to remember, so I...

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  I think you're a good person, no?

• 6:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think I'm a pretty good person.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're getting better as you get older, you think?

• 6:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I am.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  Um, would you help, um, somebody out that was struggling? That you didn't know?

• 6:22Speaker 02

  I'm actually fostering two children from Ukraine, who are refugees from the war.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 6:29Speaker 02

  So, yes, I do help people.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  What war?

• 6:30Speaker 03

  You're a good person.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  Hello?

• 6:34Speaker 02

  I'm a pretty good person.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  What war, dude?

• 6:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, you are.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  There's a war there?

• 6:38Speaker 03

  No, she's a great person.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Zelensky, the whole thing, I get it. Yeah. Oh, so are they, are they petrified?

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  I love the word, don't, first of all, if you bring up the word petrified, I'll say it a bunch. Wasn't that in the lyric and the music earlier?

• 6:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So are they good kids?

• 6:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, actually, they are through, for everything they've been through, they're actually pretty great kids.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  I can't imagine.

• 7:04Speaker 03

  They have a good sense of humor?

• 7:07Speaker 03

  You think?

• 7:07Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 7:09Speaker 03

  I would have a good sense of humor.

• 7:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, but they don't really talk about like-

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  They love Putin jokes.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 7:15Speaker 00

  Will you ask? They just left a war-torn country.

• 7:19Speaker 02

  I mean, well, it's like six years old, so you can only have-

• 7:22Speaker 03

  You can still laugh, right?

• 7:23Speaker 02

  So much of humor. Yeah.

• 7:25Speaker 03

  Just wondering.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Like, a Russian, a Ukrainian walk into a bar, that kind of thing?

• 7:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  What's the punchline there?

• 7:32Speaker 00

  I don't even know.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Bartender goes, "Hey, stop it, stop fighting." And the Ukrainian goes, "What?"

• 7:39Speaker 00

  "Stop looking at us."

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  I need a punchline, man!

• 7:42Speaker 00

  I don't want to finish this joke.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  And the Ukrainian says, "What?" You know what I mean? "I'm not fighting, he's beating me up."

• 7:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's a good joke. Um, are their parents okay?

• 7:52Speaker 02

  No.

• 7:53Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  In what way?

• 7:55Speaker 02

  They're deceased.

• 7:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like really sad and it's-

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  And how old are the kids?

• 8:01Speaker 02

  Six and 12.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  Oh my God, God bless the Lord.

• 8:04Speaker 00

  God bless.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:06Speaker 00

  How do you, one, go through that process? How do you, someone to reach out, like, do you reach out to them?

• 8:11Speaker 02

  Uh, we're like, uh, friends with like a brother of theirs, um, who's just like not able to like help take care of them right now, but, um, so we're like doing some temporary fostering so that the brother can like get his stuff together and then-

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  So the brother's Ukrainian, obviously?

• 8:28Speaker 02

  He's, uh, no, they're all here.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, but the brother-

• 8:31Speaker 03

  The friend.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 8:33Speaker 03

  A friend, right?

• 8:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, the friend is the brother.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I get what you're saying.

• 8:40Speaker 03

  You know what?

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying is, I don't want to clear, no, I got it. So the brother, right, um, it's his siblings' kids?

• 8:51Speaker 02

  No, it's his-

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, please tell me.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  They're just his brothers.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're his brothers?

• 8:55Speaker 02

  They're all brothers.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  They're all brothers, okay, my bad, okay. And do they speak English?

• 9:00Speaker 02

  Uh, yes.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 9:01Speaker 02

  They just learned it here, though, they've been here for about a year.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Give Riley a round of applause.

• 9:08Speaker 02

  I mean, a round of applause to these boys for, you know-

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're two boys?

• 9:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's so sweet. Are they going to school?

• 9:16Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's great.

• 9:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  They're not rebellious or anything?

• 9:19Speaker 02

  A little bit, but they're actually pretty good. Like, they've, I honestly thought-

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  Why are you laughing?

• 9:24Speaker 02

  I thought that they would be worse with what they've been through.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Have you never seen, like, movies, dude?

• 9:28Speaker 03

  Yes, I've seen movies, dude.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Like, I thought, like, if I, like, took away his phone, that he'd be like, "Brrrrrrrrrr!" punching holes.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right.

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Like, "Fuck you, bitch!"

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:38Speaker 02

  Like, "Sukablat!", but-

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, "Sukablat!", "Sukablat!" Yeah, but my, what I'm saying is, is that because some, maybe, because, you know, they don't know how to-

• 9:45Speaker 02

  Because everything they've been through, yeah, they would be-

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they have to, you know what I mean, they, um-

• 9:49Speaker 02

  A coping mechanism.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God, you're so on it, dude.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  Trust me, I was afraid of it all.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  But they're actually, like, doing really well. So, it's still, like, a day-by-day process, but-

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Is there a fund that I can contribute to?

• 10:04Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  If you ever need a fund, I'll contribute.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  That's so sweet.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want them to get me some Nike, some Nikes.

• 10:10Speaker 02

  I think that there's a lot of other families who need some of them.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  No, just your, I want those too.

• 10:14Speaker 02

  They're really cool kids, uh, I'm trying to, like, find a therapist for them.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Manscaped, do they shave yet, or no? I can get some Manscaped.

• 10:21Speaker 02

  He's 12.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, my bad, you know what I mean? Whatever wants are us. Uh, and we got, you know, were these Filipino beverage, uh, food that you got us, EJ?

• 10:28Speaker 00

  Isanadas.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  Isanadas.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  Isanadas, if they want some of those, maybe?

• 10:31Speaker 03

  They can take a couple.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't, no, we're not eating that right now. So, Riley, did you get bad grades in that school?

• 10:37Speaker 02

  No, I did, I was an exceptional student. I did, I, like, graduated early with college credits.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  So, you were hot?

• 10:44Speaker 02

  I had a scholarship.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  Were you hot then?

• 10:46Speaker 02

  I was not hot.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  When were you hot?

• 10:48Speaker 02

  I got hot after starting porn.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  No, you gotta be hot before.

• 10:54Speaker 02

  No, I wasn't.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, you gotta be hot.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  No, but I wasn't.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna ask him, I go, "You wanna do porn?" And then he turns into Esai Morales.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  I got hot, honestly.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  In an hour, a year later.

• 11:03Speaker 02

  I really got hot later, and like, I also tell like, so many girls, I'm like, "Don't do plastic surgery or anything," because like, I didn't get hot until I was like, in my mid twenties, I feel like. Like, early, I was such an awkward, like, teenager, eighteen, I was still kinda like, pudgy face, and like, I had a weird haircut, and I had a really bad acne.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 11:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I took Accutane.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember your first scene?

• 11:28Speaker 02

  Uh, kind of, yeah.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Were you nervous?

• 11:32Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 11:35Speaker 03

  I think anybody will be nervous. You do porn?

• 11:39Speaker 03

  How did I miss that?

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Bro, I think anyone...

• 11:42Speaker 03

  I thought you were...

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  First of all, we don't call it, I'm so sorry about you. That was rude.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  No, it's okay.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  No, I went out, Paula.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  Adult film.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 11:47Speaker 02

  I don't know what he does.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, nothing.

• 11:51Speaker 03

  I know some stuff.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  He eats beans, right?

• 11:53Speaker 03

  He eats all his beans.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  He eats beans, and he sleeps. Yeah, he's a bean sleeper, okay? Yeah, yeah.

• 12:00Speaker 03

  I don't eat beans.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  And there's some Hispanics that are like that. You're a bean sleeper, and you gotta think through your questions before you ask, 'cause that was rude.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  Okay, I didn't know you did Adult Film Star. How did I miss that?

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  She's the biggest...

• 12:11Speaker 02

  Is it because I don't have big...

• 12:13Speaker 03

  No, no, I don't watch porn at all, you know?

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Jaime?

• 12:19Speaker 03

  Do I look like I watch porn?

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 12:21Speaker 00

  You're a bean sleeper.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  You're a bean sleeper, dude, they all eat, watch it.

• 12:24Speaker 03

  How do I have...

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Can I just say something to you right now?

• 12:26Speaker 03

  I eat beans.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  No, shut the fuck up for a second, okay?

• 12:28Speaker 03

  I eat beans.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen you so rude. I wanna say something right now, okay?

• 12:32Speaker 02

  Is he trying to show off?

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what he's doing. Yeah, he has machismo, you know how the Mexicans have the machismo? The machismo's coming in.

• 12:38Speaker 03

  I'm half the man.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  Right. I wanna say, number one, she's probably one of the biggest stars.

• 12:43Speaker 02

  I'm the adult industry.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  I, you, you, to me, you're one of my favorites.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, and number two, Evelyn Lynn, I used to masturbate to, you know her?

• 12:52Speaker 02

  No.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  She's the Korean Asian chick, is that her name, Evelyn, Evelyn?

• 12:55Speaker 00

  I have no idea that.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, okay, anyway, um.

• 12:58Speaker 00

  Deep cuts, I don't know.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  It's not deep cut, I think she's a, you know, she's a Korean, I think, or whatever. I like Korean girls. Anyway, um, you were nerv-, because I, I, I've seen some, um, videos where it's their first time and they get really nervous. It must be like when I did Arlis. I did a show called Arlis, it's an HBO show, and I had two lines, and I got super nervous.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  I feel like that kind of performing is way more nerve wracking.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 13:26Speaker 02

  Being, I don't know, I, I feel way more confident doing like a sex scene.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you know what to do.

• 13:33Speaker 02

  No, but even in the beginning, I was like, but also I had such a diff-, like when I was young, I remember like my first scene, I was like talking to the camera, being like, I don't give a fuck.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:42Speaker 02

  So like, I just was like, I didn't care about anything, and but like when you're doing a mainstream acting, you have to care.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  No, because you have lines, uh, uh, in your, like, in the, like, if I showed up first day, I would probably ask dumb things like, do I do it now?

• 13:58Speaker 02

  No, it was like my-

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  And they go, what do you mean? I go, do I pull it out now? No, no, just ease into it, we're just like, she hasn't even, she's not even here yet. Right, we haven't even set up the cameras.

• 14:07Speaker 02

  No, but my first scene was kinda like this, where a guy was like, it was like kinda casting couch style, so he was like asking me questions.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  What was the program called?

• 14:16Speaker 02

  It was, uh, I think it was-

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Exploded College Girl?

• 14:18Speaker 02

  Bang, bang, like, my first like one on one scene.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, was what?

• 14:23Speaker 02

  Was a Bang Bros scene.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Bang Bros scene.

• 14:26Speaker 02

  But then like my first like actual scene, like I was actually an extra the first five scenes that I did.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  An extra?

• 14:32Speaker 02

  For Reality Kings, like in the VIP, so I was one of the girls like dancing in the background.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Ah, Reality Kings, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  The first five times, and then I saw like how legit it was, and then I was like, I wanna do this.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  It's not like sketchy or anything, like there's paperwork and, you know, cut, action.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sure, sure, there's testing done.

• 14:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's testing and stuff like that.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  I talked, I had a date with a, a, a woman who was a porn star. I don't wanna say her name, but she told me she got out of the business because of the testing that they should test the day before, but they don't sometimes.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they test and then like a week will go by and they'll do like ten scenes.

• 15:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  And then you just, it's not.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  It's still like that.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  It's still like that.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  Are you glad you're out of the business now or no? I mean, you still, you do your.

• 15:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I still do like some girl girl and stuff. I definitely get a little sketchy sometimes.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 15:24Speaker 02

  I'm like, hmm. I like, sometimes if certain girls, I feel kind of more sketchy. I offered to pay for her to get a brand new test. Um, but it's also sometimes hard for them to do that because maybe they already have work scheduled or things scheduled.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  So it can definitely be kind of hard and I've been in like quarantines when I was performing back in the day where there's like an HIV outbreak and stuff.

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 15:46Speaker 02

  It's pretty scary.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty scary. Yeah.

• 15:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's nuts, man.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's super scary.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  So now you just do only, you do an OnlyFans, right?

• 15:53Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  And then you do, um, it's like a company probably would have to pay you a lot to do that, right?

• 16:00Speaker 02

  Wait, to what?

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Like, like, like you, do you only do OnlyFans or?

• 16:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I did just do a feature.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  You did?

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Um, where I did like a girl girl for Dorcel. I've never shot with Dorcel. And so I kinda was like, this is like my pro bono work for like a company that doesn't have any Riley content. They're gonna make so much money.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:19Speaker 02

  Because now they have me.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so they paid you good?

• 16:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, they paid me good.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you're a big name now.

• 16:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Do you wanna segue into other things or no?

• 16:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I actually wanna get into comedy.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 16:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  You stand up?

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's my goal.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 16:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wanna.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  Have you gone up yet?

• 16:35Speaker 02

  Um, not yet. I haven't had the time to like sit down. Let her go up, let her go up five minutes. I haven't had the time to like create a like, uh, how do you call it?

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  A set?

• 16:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. I haven't had the time to like sit down and create a set, so, but that's like my ten year goal is like by the time I'm forty, I wanna try.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  No, no, no. By the time I'm 40, I want to be like Ali Wong.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so how, how old are you now?

• 16:59Speaker 02

  Thirty-three.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  You gotta do now?

• 17:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I know, that's what I-

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  You have to go up in the next month.

• 17:04Speaker 02

  Like-

• 17:05Speaker 00

  Next week.

• 17:06Speaker 02

  No, no, no, that's what I mean, like, I'm gonna start practicing and start-

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  You gotta go up soon, then.

• 17:10Speaker 02

  I know, I know.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  When are you gonna do it?

• 17:12Speaker 02

  Soon!

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 17:14Speaker 02

  Where? Probably at like, one of those like, stand-up improv things.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  Obviously, yes! At a show, yeah, yeah.

• 17:21Speaker 02

  Maybe in like Burbank or something else.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, a flapper.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, something like that.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Flappers or something, yeah, yeah.

• 17:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  And so, um, just thinking about it, are you nervous?

• 17:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm definitely nervous that I, my jokes won't be funny enough.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  They're not gonna be.

• 17:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  In the beginning. In the beginning, it's hard.

• 17:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know it'll be hard, but luckily, I have a lot of like porn, like-

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  They're two different things.

• 17:46Speaker 02

  No, no, no, like porn stories.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  Like, a lot of like, so good material that I'm working with, just from life experience.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Right, but can I-

• 17:55Speaker 02

  And now, I feel like I'm super relatable, because I'm married and I'm a mother, so it's like-

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  I have certain relatable things that make me, I think, a little bit more tangible-

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:05Speaker 02

  In my comedy.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  So, can I, can I, can I help you right now with some advice?

• 18:09Speaker 02

  Yeah!

• 18:10Speaker 00

  The Bobby Lee School of Comedy, he's-

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:12Speaker 00

  He's a good teacher.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  Um, so, what are your fears?

• 18:17Speaker 00

  There we go.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 18:19Speaker 00

  These are good questions.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  What are your fears onstage?

• 18:22Speaker 02

  Um-

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Like, imagine the first time you go up, what do you think's gonna happen? What would be the biggest fear that would happen, the first time you went up?

• 18:30Speaker 02

  Uh, I, well, I mean, obviously, people not laughing, or just like booing me.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  They're not gonna boo.

• 18:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  Um-

• 18:37Speaker 02

  People thinking like, that I should just be a porn star, like, what are you doing?

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, maybe.

• 18:43Speaker 02

  That's definitely gonna happen.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Unless you don't even mention it.

• 18:49Speaker 00

  Ooh, good challenge.

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  But, no.

• 18:50Speaker 00

  It's a good challenge.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what I would do if I were you is don't even bring it up.

• 18:55Speaker 04

  Really? Because I feel like the first thing I would do is show my tattoo, bend over backwards and be like, "Does anyone recognize me?"

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, that's your opening joke?

• 19:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, kind of.

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  She already has her opening joke.

• 19:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, and like going and...

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I give you a little counter of that, right? Maybe not, just hear me out.

• 19:11Speaker 04

  Wait till the end?

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  If, no, don't even do it. So what I'm saying is, go up as Riley.

• 19:16Speaker 04

  Come back and see me soon.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  You have your closer too. That's your closer, dude. That's your closer too. Alright, so you're gonna toot, opening close with your asshole. Which is pretty cool.

• 19:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  But...

• 19:30Speaker 00

  Really strong.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  Really strong. It will do well, but my point though being is, is that, what?

• 19:34Speaker 00

  Biting your bits, Bobby.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, she's stealing jokes from me, but my point is...

• 19:37Speaker 00

  Literally what he does.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I do. Anyway, um, don't do that. Don't do this right now.

• 19:42Speaker 03

  I'll come, I'll come and see you.

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  No, shut the fuck up, hi man.

• 19:45Speaker 03

  Hey, I lied, I, I'm actually a fan of yours. I'm just nervous.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck are you doing?

• 19:52Speaker 03

  I just wanna look at her.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright, back up dude.

• 19:55Speaker 03

  I am back.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  The first, the first, um, pod we did, you didn't say shit.

• 19:59Speaker 03

  Why?

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

  And now today you're like, Mr. Fucking... Come on dude.

• 20:03Speaker 03

  Pretty like.

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, she, don't stop dude. She's more than that.

• 20:07Speaker 03

  I know, she's a comedian now too.

• 20:12Speaker 03

  Can I talk to her?

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  No, you can't.

• 20:15Bobby Lee?

  I will not allow you to, yeah.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

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• 20:54Speaker 04

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• 21:15Bobby Lee?

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• 21:22Speaker 03

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• 21:37Speaker 04

  Points can also be redeemed towards a future rent payments and unique experiences that only Built members can access. So if you're not earning points on rent, my question is, why not?

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  It's really easy, what I love about Built. It's also, you know, when you pay rent, it goes to waste and you're investing almost. Like you're getting things out of it. And I think that's the smarter way to go.

• 21:56Speaker 00

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• 22:12Bobby Lee?

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• 22:42Speaker 04

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• 22:57Speaker 03

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• 23:11Speaker 00

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• 23:32Speaker 05

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• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  I will not allow you to, yeah. I'll let you know when you can.

• 24:06Speaker 03

  Okay, hey.

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  No, not right now.

• 24:08Speaker 00

  Give him a hand signal so he knows.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna go like this, okay?

• 24:12Speaker 00

  Remember, double, double thumb.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, double, double thumb, okay?

• 24:16Speaker 02

  I came for him, not you.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in your face, dog!

• 24:24Speaker 03

  It's fine.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's fine. So, um...

• 24:26Speaker 03

  It's fine.

• 24:29Speaker 03

  It's cool. I get used to it, it's cool.

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what are you doing now, this fucking pity party thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's cool, dude. You'll get your chance when I do the hand signal.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  That's okay.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're not gonna do it now?

• 24:40Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I'll do it, just...

• 24:44Speaker 03

  Can I listen to her?

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:47Speaker 03

  Next week, we're gonna have Sarah J.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  Oh, awesome!

• 24:53Speaker 03

  Sorry, sorry, writing.

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  Did I do this?

• 24:56Speaker 03

  No, I'm just, okay.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um...

• 24:59Speaker 03

  Your story?

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not... Shut the fuck up, man. I love you.

• 25:03Speaker 03

  I know, but...

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  I know, I got it. Hi.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  Hi.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Good to see you, sorry about...

• 25:08Speaker 02

  It's okay.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Sorry about my friend. So, your biggest fears may occur on stage, but the feeling that you're gonna get afterwards isn't gonna be like, all those things happen. The feeling that you're gonna have afterwards is, "I can't believe I just did that." That was amazing.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Because it's so scary.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  The accomplishment.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's an accomplishment just to go up there. So just know that, you know, by just going up, you'll have that feeling of, I can't believe I did that. You got it out of the way. It really is.

• 25:36Speaker 02

  I feel like it's gonna be nerve wracking. I feel like I'm gonna be like shaking.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  You are.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  My voice is gonna be like.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:42Speaker 02

  I can't talk.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  But you should do it soon, though, sooner than later.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna be like five years from now, run into you and you go, I haven't done it yet.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Something you should do in the next month.

• 25:52Speaker 02

  I'm gonna try and start practicing, because you have to write like a five minute. It's the beginning, right?

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  Two to three, five minute.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  And yeah, and the thing that I wanted to say is, if you don't talk about it, I think that'd be cooler.

• 26:06Speaker 02

  I have so much like.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I know, but you can do that later, right? I wanna challenge you. And here's what I wanna cha- I wanna cha-

• 26:14Speaker 02

  But it's like my first.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Riley, Riley, Riley, I know.

• 26:17Speaker 02

  Tax write off. I could buy a cucumber and write it off.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  It's another joke.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a great, it's great.

• 26:25Speaker 02

  That's what I mean. It's all porn shit.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Have you stuck a cucumber in your vag?

• 26:29Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:30Speaker 02

  And I'm tax write off.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  How about your butthole? Cucumber in your butt.

• 26:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just can't eat it. And then it's considered a tax write off.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right, okay.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  All right, I like that joke, right?

• 26:41Speaker 02

  That's what I mean. It's all porn.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  But it'd be cool if you didn't, and I wanna challenge you.

• 26:47Speaker 02

  Okay, I could do family stuff.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do more family stuff in the beginning.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  Don't even, you know what I mean, let people know that you're in porn.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then after a year, do it.

• 26:58Speaker 00

  Oh, that's good.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 27:00Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  Because I want people, here's, here, comedy.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  To see me more than just a porn star.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, comics are brutal, right?

• 27:07Speaker 02

  Oh, like the community?

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  The community is brutal, and they're like, look at her just doing porn jokes. It's an obvious thing. But if you, you know what I mean, do something unexpected, and approach it like a real comedian, right?

• 27:22Speaker 02

  Who also make porn jokes.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  They do, but they do, but they do other things as well. I think that if you were clean. Okay, hear me out.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  Should I avoid crowd work?

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  No, you can do crowd work.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  But be clean, right, and do stuff about your family and upbringing and all that kinda stuff.

• 27:39Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, like my dad married his stepsister.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:42Speaker 02

  And I do porn now.

• 27:44Speaker 00

  She's now just testing out all her porn.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  All right, are the dogs, did you take them out yet? Did you? No, take the dogs out first.

• 27:54Speaker 00

  Tiger Belly Podcast.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sorry, sorry. Sorry about that. So the dogs are in panic. I'm in panic.

• 28:00Speaker 00

  Oh, why?

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  Because it's like she goes and, you know, she has to do the night nurse stuff. And then, um, I'm left with the dogs, but I sleep early and then I can hear them whimpering. I, I just have this guilt that I'm not, you know, I mean, if they're like, I don't like locking them in a room.

• 28:16Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Do you ever feel that or not? You don't have a dog, do you?

• 28:19Speaker 00

  I do, but it roams free.

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  Rome is free?

• 28:22Speaker 00

  It roams around the house. It roams free around the house.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Rome's free. Oh, okay. I thought you said Rome is free.

• 28:29Speaker 00

  Rome is free.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Rome is free. Rome is free. Rome is free. Okay, good. Yeah, um, I think you should do that. Go clean.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, I like that idea.

• 28:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:40Speaker 02

  I'll have to redo all.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  You bleach your teeth?

• 28:43Speaker 02

  No.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  They're so nice.

• 28:44Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, thank you.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  You're welcome.

• 28:46Speaker 02

  I drink a lot of red wine, so I'm surprised.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  You live in LA too, right?

• 28:50Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Um, how did you meet your husband?

• 28:53Speaker 02

  Instagram. Modern Loves.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Really? He DM'd?

• 28:57Speaker 02

  I DM'd him.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 28:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  And what'd you say?

• 29:01Speaker 02

  Well, I could tell that I was gonna like him, so I waited. Uh, because he was like, um, he doesn't post like hot boy shit. He posts like funny photos and him like backflipping all the time.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  I do that. I'm gonna erase my, can you go to my Instagram and erase my backflipping?

• 29:20Speaker 02

  But like, no, no, no, because he does backflipping, he doesn't do hot boy content or whatever.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  What is he, like a stunt man?

• 29:25Speaker 02

  Yeah. He's a.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Is he one of those dumb dumbs that like, I'm not calling him a dumb dumb. But I hate those dumb dumbs that like they jump on top of a building or like a little thing. They see.

• 29:34Speaker 00

  Parkour?

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's a parkour athlete.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  I hate him.

• 29:38Speaker 00

  Wait.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  What is he doing? What are you, Spider-Man?

• 29:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  We're not here. No.

• 29:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  What's so cool about that?

• 29:45Speaker 02

  Uh, I just think I, I just think it's cool because I feel like, I don't know, usually when I tell other dudes about it, the 13-year-old in them comes a lot.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I come down. You know, oh, they, they, they jump on top of a building. I take the elevator. I'm still up there. Right? I'm sorry, that was dumb.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I, I think.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  That was dumb what I just said, but you don't understand what I'm saying. Is there, you know, I mean, I don't know what they're doing.

• 30:08Speaker 02

  But he does stunt work as well. He like has um, an award for doing the Wonder Woman stunt, like work or choreography or something like that, like.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  So he was um, dressed as Wonder Woman and he did parkouring?

• 30:21Speaker 02

  You know, he helped them like do the stunt coordinate.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's a stunt coordinator for the movie Wonder Woman.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was one of them or something.

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  Which one, the nineteen eighty one, eighty four?

• 30:29Speaker 02

  I think the eighty four one, I'm not exactly sure.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Cool, congratulations. Tell him, what's his first name?

• 30:34Speaker 02

  Pasha.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  That's his name?

• 30:36Speaker 02

  Is, well, his.

• 30:37Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 30:38Speaker 02

  His Latvian name is Pavels.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  Pav, that?

• 30:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  I hate it.

• 30:42Speaker 03

  No, man, that's cool.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  It is? Are you really cool, dude?

• 30:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Hey dude, I'm Pasha.

• 30:46Speaker 02

  Orin.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 30:47Speaker 03

  Is he white? Like, like his skin color is white?

• 30:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:51Speaker 00

  What, what would that else?

• 30:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's from Europe.

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 30:54Speaker 02

  He's like a.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  I love him. I love him.

• 30:56Speaker 03

  I love him already.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  I'm getting him his citizenship by marrying me.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 31:00Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow, it's love then.

• 31:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's love.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  Do you want another kid with him too?

• 31:04Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's hard.

• 31:06Speaker 02

  Especially now that I'm fostering these kids. It feels like so much. I'm just like, ugh.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  All right, right, right, right. A lot of responsibility.

• 31:14Speaker 02

  It's a lot. And it's just a lot of chaos all of the time.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Yelling.

• 31:18Speaker 02

  Not yelling. I don't yell.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  What does chaos mean?

• 31:20Speaker 02

  Chaos is like, one kid's jumping over here and the other kid's over here. And then one kid is like crying.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:26Speaker 02

  He wants a donut or something.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What, what kind of donut would you get him?

• 31:30Speaker 02

  Um, pink one with sprinkles.

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  What kind of, what's your favorite donut place?

• 31:33Speaker 02

  I think I like the jelly filled donuts.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't care about the brand. You just care about the style.

• 31:37Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:39Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Sidecar was pretty good.

• 31:41Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  You ever go to Sidecar?

• 31:42Speaker 02

  Uh, I have actually, and Donut Friend.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  You like Donut?

• 31:46Speaker 02

  I've gone to like the fancy ones, but I just like, I prefer to go to fucking Colorado Donuts.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  You're like Santino.

• 31:51Speaker 02

  Pretty easy.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Andrew Santino only likes Dunkin'.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, which is like basic, but okay. What about ice cream? Which one do you go to?

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Um, I usually like McCall's. Is it Mc?

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  McConnell's?

• 32:03Speaker 02

  Cannell's? McConnell's?

• 32:04Speaker 00

  McConnell's.

• 32:04Speaker 02

  Something like that, McConnell's?

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:06Speaker 02

  But like, when I'm feeling like fancy, there's that one like saffron and rose. That's really delicious. They use rose water.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  Why do you itch your face?

• 32:13Speaker 02

  What?

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  You itch your face now. Was there an itch?

• 32:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's because of this little fucking stringy hair right here that's tickling me.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  I hate that rogue hair. You wanna pull it out?

• 32:23Speaker 02

  Go.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not gonna pull it out. I'm not gonna pull it out.

• 32:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  So you're McConnell's and then you like basic donuts?

• 32:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I'm not like actually a sugar girl. I prefer.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  But this Ukrainian guy's... How did... What's the Ukrainian accent like?

• 32:37Speaker 02

  Like, kind of similar to Russian, but I think a little softer.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  That's him? That's your husband? Is that possible?

• 32:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's my husband.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, oh wow, he's real good. Good at what he does.

• 32:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's got a good body.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  Nice legs, you can tell. He doesn't have chicken legs.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  You don't like chicken legs?

• 32:54Speaker 02

  No, I hate a guy who's buff with chicken legs. I'm like...

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, look at him go. Look at him go.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Fake fitness.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. That's her, that's her, uh, husband.

• 33:03Speaker 02

  That's my baby daddy.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  This is Jules, by the way.

• 33:06Speaker 04

  Hi, I'm Jules. Nice to meet you.

• 33:09Speaker 02

  What?

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  What? What were you?

• 33:12Speaker 04

  In school.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  How was that?

• 33:14Speaker 04

  Long and boring.

• 33:16Speaker 02

  What kind of school do you go to?

• 33:18Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Riley.

• 33:19Speaker 04

  I go to CSUN. California State Northridge.

• 33:23Speaker 02

  Oh, nice.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:24Speaker 02

  What are you studying?

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Riley.

• 33:26Speaker 02

  Oh, wow!

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Biology, Riley.

• 33:28Speaker 02

  Wow, that's pretty fancy.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  You know much about bi... You know much about biology?

• 33:33Speaker 02

  Like, human biology.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  I know you do.

• 33:37Speaker 04

  I heard you said porn earlier.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 33:39Speaker 04

  What do you...

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  What are we, living in...

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  1974? Guys, this is a modern thing. Ask her a question. Yes.

• 33:51Speaker 04

  What do you do?

• 33:53Speaker 02

  Well, I used to perform pretty regularly.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  She is, I'm telling you, the biggest one.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  Really?

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Out of all the ones we've had on, you know what I mean? On our podcast, she's the biggest one, don't you think?

• 34:06Speaker 04

  That's...

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's like a huge star. Like, she's bigger than Asa Akira. I don't think Asa would be mad if I said that.

• 34:12Speaker 02

  I don't know, she might be.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  You like Asa?

• 34:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I love Asa. She's wonderful.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  But I think you're one of the biggest ones in the, in the business.

• 34:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've definitely gotten super popular. I don't know how or why.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  You're like the Scarlett Johansson of that.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  I say it's because I like smile in my porn. And I think I make a lot of people laugh sometimes. Or maybe because I'm relatable looking.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Not only that, can I say something?

• 34:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, tell me. Why am I famous?

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  You've also done scenes with guys that weren't even that good-looking.

• 34:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, so the, because the guy, like, I have a poor self-image for myself. So when I watch your videos, like, oh, she doesn't care.

• 34:48Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, so I would rather, you know, because you, sometimes when you see a porn actress do, which is only really hot guys, it, I don't, it's not relatable to me.

• 34:57Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You seem like you're, um, very liberal.

• 35:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  Open.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:03Speaker 02

  Okay, that's cool.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and nice. You seem nice.

• 35:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I think it's, that I seem really nice in my videos.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  And you are nice.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  Pretty nice person.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  And you're probably nice to work with.

• 35:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Um, does it, what, I mean, is it ever get weird though, or no?

• 35:19Speaker 02

  There's definitely moments that were weird. Yeah, there was definitely, like, some weird moments, some, like, some guys being kind of aggressive at times.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:28Speaker 02

  One guy, like, having wood problems, so he, like, was like-

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Was he a carpenter? What's going on?

• 35:34Speaker 02

  I don't know, but he liked the next girl in the makeup chair, so he was like-

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, hard on, hard on.

• 35:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it was like a, I mean, like, I can't get this cabinet to work.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  Oh, like, cap- carpentry?

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, but I remember, like, there was a girl in a makeup chair-

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  Keep it, keep it, keep it.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  So he made the other girl stand in the corner of the room while he was banging me, so he was, like, looking at her.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 35:55Speaker 02

  Because I couldn't turn him on, or something. I think he just had, like, degrading things.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 36:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:01Speaker 03

  Have you ever done scenes, like, with food?

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Hey, dude, what-

• 36:04Speaker 02

  I have.

• 36:05Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 36:06Speaker 03

  What?

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  I didn't do that.

• 36:08Speaker 03

  Oh, but she was talking about a scene, so I'm like-

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're chipping, so you've done a scene with food?

• 36:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Can I guess?

• 36:14Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Hot dog?

• 36:17Speaker 00

  Cucumber?

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  Cucumber? Like, what foods?

• 36:19Speaker 00

  Plantains?

• 36:20Speaker 02

  Not plantains. I did one with, like, feet where we were, like, squishing stuff.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:25Speaker 02

  And then we put our feet in a girl's butt.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 36:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's what I want.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  It was for kink.com.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, kink.com?

• 36:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 36:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Write that down, kink.com.

• 36:38Speaker 00

  Dot.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  I like it a lot. How about, like, a mashed potato? I'd jam a mashed potato in my butthole, but I'd have to cool it down first, not right out of the microwave.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  Like, a whole potato, or a mashed-

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would jam a whole mashed potato in my butthole. Baked potato, I mean.

• 36:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, there we go.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Did I say mashed potato?

• 36:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what did I say?

• 36:59Speaker 02

  Face it in.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:01Speaker 00

  A spoonful of mashed potato.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Baked potato, not mashed potato. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, I mean, I mean, it depends on how much mashed, but anyway, um, what else would I do? Um.

• 37:11Speaker 00

  Chocolate?

• 37:12Speaker 02

  Would you do like a macaroni cheese bowl?

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  Or do you like have sex with a macaroni cheese bowl? I need friction. I don't think it has enough friction. But I would.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  Don't cook the noodles all the way.

• 37:22Speaker 00

  Al dente.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  Al dente. I see. If it's like, you know, um, natural noodles, like homemade noodles, I would do it.

• 37:29Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I, you know, I like, you know, I mean, real good pasta, you know? But, um, I've had, I've had sex with steak before.

• 37:36Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  Like a prime rib.

• 37:38Speaker 00

  That's for real?

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What?

• 37:39Speaker 00

  When?

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  When I was younger.

• 37:41Speaker 00

  Wait, what's that story? I don't think I've heard this.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  My dad got so mad.

• 37:45Speaker 00

  What? How are you doing it now?

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we couldn't eat it. We couldn't eat it.

• 37:49Speaker 00

  Wait, what was when you're on?

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  I thawed it out late at night, right? Then I stuck my penis in it.

• 37:54Speaker 02

  While it was cold?

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  It might go a little bit.

• 37:56Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 37:57Speaker 00

  Was it rebellious towards your father?

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I thought that I could refreeze it, but then there was like a gigantic hole in it the next day. Yeah, I mean, he go, what this? Right? I go, I don't know. He go, I know. I guess he knew.

• 38:09Speaker 00

  The shape of the hole?

• 38:10Speaker 02

  Cuz he's tried it before?

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Maybe. Yeah, there was two holes in it.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, Bubby. Yeah, I know, Bubby. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I think I've had sex with the earth. I've already said that.

• 38:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  I've had sex with the earth.

• 38:23Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  They get closer to God. And, um.

• 38:26Speaker 02

  What about fleshlights? Do you use?

• 38:28Speaker 04

  He has a lot.

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't have a lot of fleshlights. I don't have a flashlight. I have different brands.

• 38:32Speaker 02

  Well, you don't have this one.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is it yours?

• 38:37Speaker 02

  It just released. It's my mouth.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  It's your mouth? It's really your mouth?

• 38:41Speaker 02

  It's really my mouth and she doesn't talk back.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I see?

• 38:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Can I open it?

• 38:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Is this mine?

• 38:47Speaker 02

  Yes, that's yours.

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna fucking use it. Ever, that's crazy.

• 38:51Speaker 00

  You see Bobby trying to do stand up with the mouth? Doing your set for you?

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, you don't get one.

• 38:57Speaker 00

  Oh, man.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  So this is your mouth?

• 38:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is my mouth.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  Let me compare. That is your mouth. Holy shit.

• 39:04Speaker 00

  I want it.

• 39:04Speaker 03

  Can I see?

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  What? Wow.

• 39:07Speaker 04

  That's sexy.

• 39:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, as a girl, you don't think it looks scary?

• 39:14Speaker 04

  No, eh. I don't think so.

• 39:17Speaker 00

  You could get Bobby connected with that company so he can make his own?

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my mouth.

• 39:22Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  You know what I would do with my mouth? Like, when they put the molding, I'd go, "Real tight." Right?

• 39:29Speaker 00

  Just your whole face?

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just want it really tight. Because there's a lot of friction here, do you think? Or is there?

• 39:35Speaker 02

  I mean, it just came out. I actually haven't gotten to test it out or anything.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  I want your husband to test it out.

• 39:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, we just got them today, like.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  And that's mine. I can have it.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  Yes, that one's yours.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's so nice.

• 39:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's good. Where's the cover at?

• 39:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. You're getting it all dirty.

• 39:51Speaker 00

  Put it under the table, just for YouTube's sake.

• 39:53Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, you can see my teeth on the inside.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know where the cover is, but, um... Well, have you done one of your vagina too?

• 39:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, I have my butt and my pussy.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  And the butt too?

• 40:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  How was that molding work, your butt?

• 40:04Speaker 02

  Well, now they do like just a 3D scan with pictures. But previously, it was like how you go to the dentist's office. So there was like plaster molding on my...

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  So they... No one would know the difference unless they've had sex with you.

• 40:18Speaker 02

  What do you...

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it could be a molding of his butthole. And they're like, "This is Riley Reid's butthole."

• 40:23Speaker 02

  There's so many pictures of my butt on the internet. You would know.

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'm not gonna zoom into the thing and go, "Oh, this is accurate."

• 40:30Speaker 02

  Some people do.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 40:31Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Like, if you had a fleshlight of my butthole, would you think that it was mine? If I said it was somebody else's?

• 40:39Speaker 00

  Answer in Jaime. No.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. And you would do it with pleasure?

• 40:43Speaker 00

  No, I wouldn't like it.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait.

• 40:47Speaker 00

  Cause it's you.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if you don't know, though.

• 40:50Speaker 02

  Like you give him a flashlight.

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I go, this is O'Reilly's butthole.

• 40:52Speaker 00

  I think it's hers.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you think it's hers, but it's mine, really.

• 40:55Speaker 00

  No, cause I'll zoom in anyway.

• 40:57Speaker 02

  But how would you know it was his?

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 40:59Speaker 02

  Have you, do you have pictures of his butthole?

• 41:01Speaker 04

  I feel like Tito Bobby's butthole is like...

• 41:05Speaker 02

  I think it's really tight.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  It's like what?

• 41:08Speaker 02

  Like maybe uglier than yours.

• 41:12Speaker 00

  She had to pause for that. She had to pause.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  It's insane that you would say that because I've been so kind to you.

• 41:20Speaker 02

  I know.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  As a father figure, right? And you would say something like that out loud. That's insane.

• 41:25Speaker 02

  I know.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  My butthole's very nice. And by the way, didn't we have somebody?

• 41:28Speaker 02

  Prove it, prove it.

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Who was, who was, who was here?

• 41:33Speaker 00

  Angela, right? Yeah, Angela.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Angela what?

• 41:36Speaker 02

  Angela White?

• 41:37Speaker 00

  Angela White, yeah.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  Angela White? Yeah, opened my own butthole.

• 41:41Speaker 02

  She looked at your butthole?

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and she goes, "That's a great butthole." So I'm gonna say, Jaime, that I believe that you would. And then you know what? I'm gonna do this. You're gonna use it and a year later, I'm gonna go, "That was my butthole."

• 41:53Speaker 00

  I'm gonna use it?

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  No, not that. That's not my mouth.

• 41:55Speaker 00

  You'll get a random flashlight in the mail.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll get a random one, okay?

• 41:59Speaker 02

  I'll hand deliver it so then he thinks it's mine.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Would you set me up with a help me, help me get my own flashlight?

• 42:05Speaker 02

  If you really wanted a flashlight, I could definitely put you in contact.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Of my butthole? That'd be funny.

• 42:11Speaker 02

  Do you mind if people have videos on Pornhub of them banging your butt?

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That'd be so funny. That'd be so funny.

• 42:18Speaker 02

  Okay, cool.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think it'd be funny? It won't sell, I don't think.

• 42:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think it's hot.

• 42:22Speaker 00

  I think it would sell.

• 42:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  You think it would?

• 42:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think it would sell.

• 42:25Speaker 00

  Like, yeah.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What, do they do that with penises too, or no?

• 42:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  There's like, okay.

• 42:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, they have male, like, flesh boys.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I would get, like, Chappelle Lacey's dick.

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and Brandon Bobbly. Yeah, I don't know if I think I would do that. So, but do you have interest of doing acting too? Like?

• 42:45Speaker 02

  Not really, unless I'm like playing myself. I don't really think I'm an actress. I don't really like, I feel like I can thrive better.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  You haven't tried, though?

• 42:54Speaker 02

  No, I haven't. But I just feel like I gravitate more towards comedy. Or like my other goal is to have a cartoon. Like, I really wanna have a cartoon.

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• 44:23Speaker 02

  My goal is to have a cartoon. Like, I really want to have a cartoon.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so here's what we're gonna do right now. I'm gonna give you a line. It's a serious line. It's a sci-fi movie. I'm just gonna make it up, right? So can you memorize the line real quick?

• 44:35Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  All right. The Romul- Romul- okay, the Romulans, all right, have attacked the Klingons, and we have to use hyperdrive. You're the captain. And I'm gonna come up to you and I go, "What do we do?" And then you're gonna say, "The Romulans attacked the Klingons. We have to use hyperdrive." But this is serious.

• 44:55Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe too much? I don't think you would look in the sky.

• 45:06Speaker 02

  It's not like, you're not looking in like the big.

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe you're right.

• 45:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:13Bobby Lee?

  That was a good acting choice. You're the captain. That was a good acting choice. You're right, my bad. All right, let's do it again, right?

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  What do we do, Captain?

• 45:21Speaker 02

  The Klingons have attacked the Romlioid. We have to go and use hyperspeed. Something like that.

• 45:28Bobby Lee?

  It was so close.

• 45:30Speaker 02

  I'm a lot better at reading it.

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  I think you got it. You're very close, okay? The Romulans.

• 45:36Speaker 02

  The Romulans have attacked Klingon. We have to use hyperspeed.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  Hyperdrive.

• 45:40Speaker 02

  Hyperdrive.

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Alright?

• 45:42Speaker 02

  The Klingons have attacked... The Romlions have attacked Klingon. We have to use hyperdrive.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  We can call them Romulans.

• 45:48Speaker 02

  I don't know what the fuck they're called. I didn't watch Star Trek.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  You don't know anything about Star Trek? You know, yeah, that's good. Now, what race of people do that in the show?

• 45:57Speaker 02

  I know his name is Spock.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  Yes, what race is he?

• 46:00Speaker 02

  I don't know. Romlian?

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  What? No, what race is he?

• 46:04Speaker 02

  Klingon.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  No, what is Spock?

• 46:07Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  What is Spock?

• 46:10Speaker 00

  V, V. The letter V.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  The letter V.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  V U. V U L.

• 46:19Speaker 00

  A B O?

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  V U L C.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  Vulcan?

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 46:23Speaker 00

  Hey!

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  You said Vulcan?

• 46:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, Vulcan.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys couldn't get Vulcan?

• 46:27Speaker 00

  No.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  I think I only know this from The Big Bang Theory.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  God bless Simon Helberg. Anyway, um... You know who Simon Helberg is?

• 46:38Speaker 02

  No.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  He's in The Big Bang Theory.

• 46:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:40Speaker 02

  Which one?

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  He's like the skinny, looks like Seinfeld.

• 46:43Speaker 02

  Oh, the one that they say looks like Spock?

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  That's Simon.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  Oh, he's the Wolowitz guy?

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can I tell you a funny story about Simon? Um, he was on Mad TV.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  And he was, he got six episodes. And I remember when they let him go, he was so upset. He's like... You know what I mean? I can't fucking believe. He was very upset. And I was like, you're gonna work again. Then he gets that, and what was he making? What, a million dollars an episode?

• 47:12Speaker 02

  Wow!

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  I made...

• 47:15Speaker 02

  Baller.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Four thousand dollars an episode. That's what we make on Mad TV.

• 47:20Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  He got to a million dollars an episode.

• 47:22Speaker 02

  Whoa!

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  He's in a completely... But you know, I ran into him on Larchmont. Is that us?

• 47:27Speaker 00

  That's you and Simon on Mad TV.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's me and Simon.

• 47:33Speaker 00

  You wearing a durag?

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. But, um, and I ran into him on Larchmont. He's just the nicest same guy, you know?

• 47:40Speaker 02

  Oh, that's so good.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  Because when you're young like that, um, you know, you get, you think all these things are gonna happen and it happened for him. I have this podcast, it's fine. I have you on my podcast, that's good. It's huge for me.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I actually think, I would consider you more famous than him.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, thank you so much. Simon, she's wrong. You're the best, please do my podcast. Anyway, my point, yeah. So you guys, you don't know nothing, do you guys know anything about sci-fi in general? Like Star Wars?

• 48:10Speaker 02

  I know a little bit about Star Wars.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm gonna ask Jules a question, okay? What? You know, Han Solo's best friend, his partner in crime, who is he? I know you know. No, now you don't get to guess.

• 48:22Speaker 00

  Should this be a competition?

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  You wanna do a competition?

• 48:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 48:25Speaker 02

  Okay, can you just give a clue?

• 48:29Speaker 00

  That was close.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was really good. That was really good. Dude, that's a really, that's maybe what a female Wookiee would sound like.

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  Like an aggressive queef.

• 48:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Do you queef a lot or no?

• 48:43Speaker 02

  Depends on the position.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. I love him. Yeah, I mean, those are magical farts. Queef, that's what I call them. Aren't they magical?

• 48:50Speaker 00

  Magical farts, yeah.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  It's like fairy, fairy farts.

• 48:53Speaker 00

  It makes you feel good as a guy.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  It really does.

• 48:55Speaker 02

  Does it really?

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:56Speaker 02

  It makes you feel so insecure as a girl.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 48:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, you haven't seen my farts. My farts are fucking embarrassing. Would you rather have, anyway, let's move on. Yeah, I wanna talk, so, um, so let's, you, you know, what's the answer?

• 49:10Speaker 02

  Chewbacca.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 49:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:12Speaker 00

  One point, Riley.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  One point to Riley. You wanna play?

• 49:15Speaker 03

  I thought I was playing.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Dude, your attitude today, dude?

• 49:19Speaker 03

  I'm ready.

• 49:20Speaker 02

  Is he crying?

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Alright, so here we go.

• 49:25Speaker 02

  You not masturbate today, is that the problem?

• 49:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, ready, one, okay, here we go. Who was Luke Skywalker's father?

• 49:32Speaker 02

  Darth Vader.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 49:34Speaker 00

  Anakin.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  No, but that's, that's just still one. Okay, you don't know?

• 49:39Speaker 02

  I knew.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 49:40Speaker 00

  Okay, after all the answers.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, should I go deep cut, um?

• 49:46Speaker 00

  Give him a couple of softballs first.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Some softballs?

• 49:48Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay. Just say the answer, whoever says it first.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  What character lived, lived in the Dagobah system?

• 49:55Speaker 00

  Jar Jar.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 49:57Speaker 02

  I don't even know that.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, he is wise.

• 50:00Speaker 02

  Oh, Yoda?

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 50:01Speaker 00

  There we go.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  Very good. That, that's not even, that was, how, what's a planet called, made out of ice?

• 50:11Speaker 02

  Not that deep.

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  Really? Hoth.

• 50:13Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You've never seen any Star Wars movies, Jules? That's crazy.

• 50:18Speaker 00

  Do general sci-fi, go across all different movies and stuff.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 50:21Speaker 00

  Yeah. See what they...

• 50:22Speaker 02

  General sci-fi.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  What's general sci-fi?

• 50:24Speaker 00

  Like say something about aliens, say something about another movie, E.T.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  What? Okay, um, okay. Now you gotta put pressure on.

• 50:33Speaker 00

  Hey, let's see how much you know about it.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  You ask me one, off the top of your head, go ahead.

• 50:38Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:39Speaker 00

  Um, what was the language spoken in the film Arrival?

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit.

• 50:46Speaker 00

  Okay, what is the?

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. That, no, that question's so not fair, dude. That's so insane.

• 50:52Speaker 00

  Chinese. Correct.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  It's not Chinese.

• 50:55Speaker 00

  It's not.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:57Speaker 00

  It's a hectapod.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Hectapod language, that's not, I don't know what they call it. That was bullshit, dude. That was a bullshit question, dude.

• 51:02Speaker 00

  Why are you getting self-conscious?

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm not getting self-conscious, what I'm saying is, is that I feel like I'm, you know, very educated with sci-fi, and that was a crazy one.

• 51:09Speaker 00

  Name three Ridley Scott films.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Ridley Scott films.

• 51:13Speaker 00

  Ridley Scott.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Gladiator.

• 51:15Speaker 00

  Great.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Gladiator 2.

• 51:17Speaker 00

  Alien.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 51:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  Alien.

• 51:20Speaker 00

  Good.

• 51:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay. In your face. In your fucking stupid flat face. You Filipino bastard, dude. I'm tired of this shit. So, um, okay, so, um, what's the alien that wants to go home?

• 51:33Speaker 02

  Oh, I mean, they said all E.T.

• 51:35Speaker 00

  That's a har, that's a real softball.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  It was so softball, yeah, yeah. Um...

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what's the, this is a good, this is a, this is a deep cut, okay? In the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind, what is the song? The first four notes, five notes. It's famous.

• 51:56Speaker 02

  I don't know if I've seen.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Na na na na na, right? Na na na na na. Everyone. Na na na na na.

• 52:11Speaker 02

  Reminding me of like X-Files or something.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  You're not doing it.

• 52:14Speaker 02

  Da na na na.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Do you know, you've never seen that movie?

• 52:21Speaker 02

  I don't think.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  Do you know who directed it? Steven Spielberg. It's so underrated. You'll love this movie. It's one of the best sci-fi, don't you agree? It's a masterpiece. Okay? Let me see if I remember. Okay. So, yeah, there it is. That's, okay. So, um, Alien.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  What about Mars Attacks? That's a good movie.

• 52:40Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, that's a good one.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Why did you switch gears there?

• 52:42Speaker 02

  Cause I was reminded of Mars Attacks.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was more of a broad comedy, wacky kind of a movie. Yeah, it's not a serious sci-fi movie.

• 52:50Speaker 02

  No.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:51Speaker 03

  Hey, what about Mac and Me?

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  Do you, I know that one. You know Mac and Me?

• 52:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is it? It's an E.T., it's an E.T. spinoff.

• 52:59Speaker 03

  It is?

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:00Speaker 03

  Is that a ripoff?

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  It's a ripoff. Look, that, that's not a ripoff.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 53:06Speaker 03

  Hey, that's not a ripoff?

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:09Speaker 03

  That's not a ripoff?

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's one of the worst movies ever made.

• 53:14Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  How did you see that movie? I can't even find that movie.

• 53:17Speaker 03

  I saw it on YouTube.

• 53:18Speaker 00

  Oh, he watches clips only. I forgot.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you prefer sci-fi or adventure movie? Like, what do you like?

• 53:24Speaker 02

  I like horror movies, actually.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Me too, and this is gonna go a long way with you and I. You wanna go a long way with me as friendships?

• 53:30Speaker 02

  Let's go.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  All right. What's your favorite top three horror movies?

• 53:34Speaker 02

  Of horror movies?

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's gonna go a long way with me, Riley.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  Okay, well, I mean, like, classic-wise, I love The Rosemary's Baby. I think that that's really good. I thought it was really cool. I like how she, like, accepted the baby at the end, which I wasn't expecting that.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Spoiler alert.

• 53:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, spoiler. You haven't seen it yet.

• 53:53Speaker 02

  Um, like a recent one?

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a recent one.

• 53:57Speaker 02

  Um, I guess like it's more of like a psychological thriller type. I really liked the, uh, Don't Worry Darling. I was not expecting it to be like what it is.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Don't tell me what it is. Don't Worry Darling?

• 54:08Speaker 02

  Is it? Yeah, yeah, the one with Harry Styles. Is it Don't Worry Darling or something like that?

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  Is it good? Is it good?

• 54:13Speaker 02

  I actually really liked it. I thought it was a pretty good.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  That doesn't look like a horror movie.

• 54:17Speaker 02

  I know. I didn't know it was a horror movie.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  That's a horror movie right there.

• 54:19Speaker 02

  It's like a psychological thriller.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no psychological thrillers.

• 54:23Speaker 02

  Why?

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  Cause I, cause it's, we're doing horror.

• 54:26Speaker 02

  I mean, that's kind of a horror. It gave me a lot of suspense. I was like, oh my god.

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did that?

• 54:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  I'll watch it then. You see it?

• 54:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:34Speaker 02

  It's good, right? Good.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  Horror?

• 54:35Speaker 02

  You don't expect it to be what it is.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? You, you did this?

• 54:39Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're just like really.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Give me another modern one.

• 54:42Speaker 02

  It's a twist that you don't expect. Another modern horror movie that I've seen.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Cause right now, we're far away from each other.

• 54:49Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're distant.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  What kind of like horror?

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, you need to name a movie that I'm gonna be like that's. No, no, no, no, not a slasher movie.

• 54:57Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:58Speaker 03

  Name Midsummer.

• 55:00Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that one was good. That's the same actress in that one.

• 55:03Speaker 03

  Oh, the main one?

• 55:03Speaker 02

  But that's also kind of like a psychological thriller.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm. Okay, so I.

• 55:09Speaker 02

  Kind of like.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Hereditary.

• 55:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, that one was good. I didn't love it, though.

• 55:14Speaker 00

  That's his movie.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Ah, that hurts.

• 55:17Speaker 02

  I thought it was really good. Oh, what about the Babadook? That was a good one.

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  You're a fucking Babadook, man.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  I've always thought you were a fucking Babadook, man. Now, Babadook was good.

• 55:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I liked that one.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  So I, I've been watching a lot of Korean movies.

• 55:31Speaker 02

  Oh, the Parasite movie was good. Did you see that one?

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you wanna go Korean?

• 55:35Speaker 02

  I don't know if that's Korean.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  It is Korean, my friend. Was it good?

• 55:38Speaker 02

  I, yeah, that one was really good.

• 55:40Bobby Lee?

  Then it's Korean.

• 55:41Speaker 00

  If it's not, it's Japanese.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, it's not Filipino, I'll tell you that.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  No, you have good movies. Give me a good horror Filipino movie. And don't say something from your life.

• 55:57Speaker 02

  Che Gato and Roy is nice.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Che Gato and Roy.

• 56:02Speaker 00

  What was it? Che Gato and Roy?

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  And Roy, yeah, they're two, I can tell you what the movie, they're two farmers. Che Gato and Roy, right? And Roy's like, "What's up dude?" And Che Gato's like, "I don't speak, no, you don't know you bang, bang, bang."

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  He started speaking English, but he drifts off. What a great movie. But anyway, um, so I saw a movie called Sleep.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  It's a Korean movie.

• 56:30Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  And I'll tell you what the most upsetting thing about the movie was. There we go. So that's the movie, and it is so good. And the guy's just sleeping the whole time, and she's just staring at him sleeping.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm kidding, no, um. I'll just say the opening, the opening couple of scenes is this. He's an actor, they're in love, she's pregnant. They're a cute couple. You know what I mean? Just modest living in an apartment, right? And they're just like, you know, pick each other up from work, eat dinner together, just nice. But then one night, he sleeps, and while he's sleeping, he's scratching his face. And she kind of grabs his arms, you know, while he's sleeping, goes, "Don't do that." But then when she wakes up, there's a gigantic hole in his face. And he had scratched a hole inside his face. Right, so they go to the hospital. And then another night, he walks and goes to the refrigerator and eats raw meat

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  and like sardines from the refrigerator. So they see a sleep specialist, and they think it's like, um, sleepwalking, whatever. But it turns out not to be that. But the movie was great, but afterwards, I was like, "I want to know about this movie." So I Googled the actor, and that actor killed himself.

• 57:48Speaker 00

  Oh, the guy in Real Life.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  You know why? Cause he smoked weed.

• 57:52Speaker 00

  In Korea.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  In Korea. It made me so mad.

• 57:56Speaker 02

  Wait, because he smoked weed in Korea, he killed himself?

• 57:58Speaker 00

  Is it illegal, is that?

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  It's illegal in Korea and um.

• 58:01Speaker 02

  Like he was ashamed?

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:03Speaker 00

  Shame, ashamed.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  And it's, he was gonna get in big trouble, like, you know what I mean? Maybe some, some sort of sentence.

• 58:09Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  But they're doing an investigating, and that's how bullshit conservative Koreans are.

• 58:14Speaker 02

  That's so sad.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  That, you gotta change that shit, man. That's, because that kid, that guy was so good in this movie. And I'm like, oh, this guy's a star, I was literally thinking that. And then when I found out that he killed himself, I was like, why, because of weed? I would've died at an eight.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  I smoked, I smoked weed at ten, whatever, you know what I mean? Are you out of your fucking mind?

• 58:35Speaker 02

  That's sad.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, it's sad, but we should watch it.

• 58:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Sleep.

• 58:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, that sounds good.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:40Speaker 02

  I was trying to think of like, there's this other movie that I had watched that was really good, I can't remember. But.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:46Speaker 00

  Describe it, what was it about?

• 58:48Speaker 02

  I totally blanked, because your story was so crazy. It absorbed everything in my brain.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Let's do, uh, what about me, a movie, a horror movie with me and Riley, what would it be? Sort of like, like Freaky Saturday.

• 59:01Speaker 00

  Jules, you make the title and we'll make the movie.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:03Speaker 00

  What's the title?

• 59:05Speaker 02

  Um. Teddy.

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  That's it, that's good.

• 59:10Speaker 02

  Teddy.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Ted, yeah.

• 59:11Speaker 02

  Teddy?

• 59:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm, you're Dee and I'm Ted.

• 59:14Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, I was picturing like a teddy bear. Like an evil teddy bear.

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. That's, when we clung together and turned into Teddy, we become a teddy bear.

• 59:23Speaker 02

  We become, and we're fighting for the body of the teddy bear.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:28Speaker 02

  Who's going to take over.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:30Speaker 02

  And be the teddy, and a little girl is in love, it's kinda like being John Malkovich.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  What? Yeah, yeah, love John, yeah, being John Malkovich.

• 59:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I don't get it, so what?

• 59:40Speaker 02

  But aren't they like, like he want, he's like living inside that girl's head?

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:44Speaker 02

  And then he lives like, that's kinda like what we're doing.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  So you and I are both trying to get into this Teddy's head?

• 59:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:49Speaker 02

  Because we're, we wanna be with this little girl forever.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's write it, that's good. Yeah, that's, I like it, you like that? Teddy, very good. You know, I think you should act.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, cuz that, you know, me and that, you know, Romulan was pretty good, I thought. I mean, you don't know what it was, you committed to it, you said Romulan, right? You did. Do you bleach your teeth? I asked you that.

• 1:00:15Speaker 02

  No, I don't. I drink a lot of wine, actually. I'm so flattered, though. Thank you.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  You're really put together.

• 1:00:22Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Your car's nice. What a great life you live.

• 1:00:24Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  Have you been sad? I've been sad.

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Tell me why.

• 1:00:30Speaker 02

  I don't take care of myself enough.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  No, but just in general, are you depressed? Do you get depressed?

• 1:00:36Speaker 02

  I mean, yeah, and, but I have like a lot of help to help prevent me from being too sad.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Like, from whom?

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Like, I, like, stress of life. Like, I have like a personal chef. I have things like that in my life to, like, not overburden myself, but like, I definitely wish like I took better care of like my mental health, my physical. I don't like go to the gym. I don't exercise. I don't do like, I don't take care of myself as much as I wish I did.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. You think you need therapy?

• 1:01:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's some trauma early on.

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  I think that, yeah, I could be a better parent and I would like to know how.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  I think the best you can is the all you can do.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  I don't think that's true.

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  I think it's true. In fact, I think, you know what I think?

• 1:01:23Speaker 02

  I think you're one book away from becoming a better version of yourself.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, where'd you learn that, little ditty?

• 1:01:30Speaker 02

  I made it up.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  No, really?

• 1:01:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  You're one book away for being a better version of yourself?

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  Like, literal reading, you mean?

• 1:01:36Speaker 02

  Yes, like, literally.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow, yeah, I have been doing a lot of audiobooks, but the whole, you know, do you know the Bill Burr controversy?

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  With, um, what's it, Bill, uh, what's Billy? Billy Corgan. Corgan. Smashing Pumpkins. The lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins. You know the controversy? They could have the same deck, so what, my point is this, is that I think it's just in the genes.

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• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

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• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I think that, you know, I mean, you're just gonna, you know, I mean, you're gonna raise, is it a boy or girl?

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  I have a girl.

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, girl. She's gonna have a bright, smiley face like you do. A nice person, right? I think you're bright.

• 1:02:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, I mean, also, she's gonna be maybe athletic because if you're, you know, who you bred, you know what I mean?

• 1:02:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:02:55Speaker 02

  Who I bred with.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Who you bred with.

• 1:02:57Speaker 00

  What a romantic way.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you did old school breeding, you know what I mean? And you have, I think, I think there's nothing much you can do except see what happens. You just don't hit him, hit her.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  And yell.

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  Like, if I had a kid, there's these rules, no hitting and no yelling.

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, we don't do that.

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like, "Hey, Kaya!" You know what I mean?

• 1:03:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, we don't do that.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  "Eat the mashed potatoes, it's baked," or whatever, you know what I mean?

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  No, I feel like, I feel like if you want your kids to do stuff, you just have to make it a game and then they wanna do it. So, everything, we just make it a game and then she'll wanna do it.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't wanna clean my room.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  You don't wanna clean your room?

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:36Speaker 02

  Like, maybe I'll do some silly things and I'll make the things like dance and play. I'll be like, "Ooh, but, wait, wait, where do we put this? Huh, huh? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Where'd mommy go? Oh, I'm there, he's in."

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Mom, you're retarded.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  You know? Fuck you.

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  Oh, your daddy already did that. You can't do that!

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  Like, if your kid said that to you, "Fuck you, mom," what would you say?

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  Um, I don't think my kid would say that to me.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  See, that's what I'm saying, but what if they did?

• 1:04:07Speaker 02

  If they did, then...

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  How about you, Jo, I mean, you're, you have two kids?

• 1:04:11Speaker 00

  Um, my son has started saying, "You're not my best," whenever, yeah, he gets mad at me.

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  That you're not at your best?

• 1:04:17Speaker 00

  No, "You're not my best," cause like, whenever I'm like, now, he like, likes me, he's like,

• 1:04:20Speaker 02

  Oh, like, you're not his best friend?

• 1:04:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, and then I'm like, no.

• 1:04:24Speaker 02

  But that's not saying, "Fuck you."

• 1:04:25Speaker 00

  Yeah. It, it's his version of it.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not the "fuck you" we're talking about, dude.

• 1:04:29Speaker 00

  It's a three-year-old version of it.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so, oh, so if I'm like, if I'm in the street,

• 1:04:33Speaker 02

  "Fuck you" is different than saying,

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  and I'm pushing a guy and we're gonna fight, right? And I go, "You're not your best!"

• 1:04:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's not the same.

• 1:04:40Speaker 00

  Yo, man, why you talking like that?

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Hey, dog, you're not your best, dog.

• 1:04:42Speaker 00

  You're not your best. You're not your best.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  What you call me?

• 1:04:44Speaker 00

  You're not your best.

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  You wanna say it doesn't have the same fucking thing?

• 1:04:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's not the same thing.

• 1:04:48Speaker 00

  It's a person of it. No, no, no, I'm not bad.

• 1:04:51Speaker 02

  No, because my, my husband actually accidentally taught my daughter like Sukablat, which is like bitch fuck. And when she was saying that, like, but she wasn't.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Sukablock?

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  Sukablat?

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Sukablat.

• 1:05:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man, Sukablat!

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  Gilbert, where are you?

• 1:05:07Speaker 02

  And like, that's definitely way worse.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  How is Sukablat? Sukablat you! That's their, thank you. God damn, dude.

• 1:05:13Speaker 02

  God damn.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Sukablat means that. In what language?

• 1:05:16Speaker 02

  Russian.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're, he's Russian?

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  No, he's Latvian, but he speaks Russian.

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Do you have an accent?

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow. That's nice.

• 1:05:25Speaker 02

  That.

• 1:05:26Bobby Lee?

  Is, is it sexy?

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  I like it, yeah.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Cause Russians are fuck, if, if, if I was in a war, that's the last people I would fight.

• 1:05:34Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  Russians, right?

• 1:05:35Speaker 02

  They're the whole reason that like, they stopped Hitler.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:05:38Speaker 02

  Without them.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We helped.

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  We helped a small amount. They had a much larger casualty than America. America, I think, takes a lot of, like...

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Right, cause they went...

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  I'm not trying to be like pro-Russia.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  No, you're right. Cause, no, no, no, cause when Germans went, um, east, they had that whole conflict with Russia, yeah. That was, it was brutal.

• 1:05:59Speaker 02

  Russia, I think, helped a lot more in that war than America did. Definitely America and Britain. There's like, America, Britain, and Russia were the three great forces. But I think Russia did the most work.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  So if you, you and I were president of a country, who would be a country?

• 1:06:13Speaker 02

  Of which country?

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  We'll make it up. We're, um, Teddy country. I don't know.

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What's it, what do we call a country? Um, the Riley Lee. Riley, um, Bobby Riley.

• 1:06:23Speaker 02

  Bobby Reed.

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  Bobby Reed. The Bobby Reed. That's our little country.

• 1:06:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  And we have a military. What's the country?

• 1:06:30Speaker 02

  Why do we have to have a military? Why can't we be like Costa Rica?

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, we're not Switzerland, man!

• 1:06:34Speaker 02

  Costa Rica?

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  We gotta take, we want, no, we wanna colonize places, man.

• 1:06:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:06:38Speaker 02

  All right, fine.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  First place we'd colonize is Catalina Island.

• 1:06:41Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  I think we can take that. You think we can take Catalina Island?

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  Can we take the Bahamas?

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll take the Bahamas next.

• 1:06:47Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  And then what else would we take? Cuba. No, not Cuba. No, they have missiles. No, but they have good food.

• 1:06:54Speaker 02

  So then that's why we should take them.

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you're right. But what's a place you wouldn't want to take? Russia, right?

• 1:06:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What's a place that's gonna be easy? Finland?

• 1:07:04Speaker 02

  Costa Rica.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  Costa Rica could be right.

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  Because they don't have an army.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  They don't have an army? But are they, um, American sovereign state or no?

• 1:07:12Speaker 02

  I think they do have some sort of sovereign thing, but they put all their funding in their environment, so they're super eco-friendly.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Puerto Rico, no, because that's definitely an American sovereign.

• 1:07:24Speaker 02

  Those are my people. Don't take them.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  No, we're not. Okay, all right. We're not. That's why we're having this meeting. We're running this country.

• 1:07:29Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  All right?

• 1:07:30Speaker 02

  The world, you mean?

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, you know what I would take?

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  So there's a little, when you...

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  Why don't you take Korea? They made that guy kill himself.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  No. You know how hard it would take Korea? It's tough. It's way too tough. Because you have America too. They're backing. There's no way.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay? But I'm gonna propose something to you, okay? I saw this on a TikTok, okay? I don't know if it's true. But you can't... I saw TikTok, so it's probably true. But you can't really drive from Mexico all the way down to Brazil, because there's a little stretch of land there. Oh, I think I saw that. That's super dangerous. Yeah.

• 1:08:10Speaker 00

  Darien. Darien. The Darien Gap.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  The Darien Gap. And why is it dangerous?

• 1:08:16Speaker 00

  It's like 20 miles of pure jungle.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:08:18Speaker 02

  Gang?

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. What else do you think?

• 1:08:21Speaker 02

  Dogs.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah, dogs, yes.

• 1:08:25Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Poisonous snakes.

• 1:08:28Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Um, there's like, you know...

• 1:08:30Speaker 02

  Crocodiles?

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's like roads that are like, um, not like...

• 1:08:34Speaker 00

  No, you can just walk through it. I, uh, the last, uh, guy I got from, uh, Home Depot to clean up my yard, I talked to him about it, and he had to walk through it for two days.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  You walk through it?

• 1:08:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, like you go with a group, so you don't, uh...

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  But there are, aren't there like, like, people that like, kidnap, kidnap you and...

• 1:08:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, he said you have to go with a group, you have to like, know people, but like, you just walk for two days with no food, nothing, like, it's all...

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  But our country, we take that chunk of land, we pave the roads, and we do a fucking toll.

• 1:09:00Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 1:09:01Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think?

• 1:09:01Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  You wanna come to Brazil, you wanna drive? Yeah, money.

• 1:09:04Speaker 02

  Money.

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  Right? Nice, we'll have like, a, a Love's gas station there, so they can buy like, lottery tickets and beef jerky.

• 1:09:11Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, why do you just sound Asian just now?

• 1:09:14Speaker 02

  I just said, oh, that was you just perceiving it.

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy, there's so many Asians in this room, Riley.

• 1:09:22Speaker 02

  That was your own confirmation bias.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we would, what would you have there? So we would have a toll, how much would you charge?

• 1:09:31Speaker 02

  I would have like, a crocodile, uh, you know, the crocodile hunter type guy, where it's like, you can come and hang out with the snakes, cuz I'm from Florida, so I like that kinda shit.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we'll have like, a crocodile Dundee guy.

• 1:09:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're...

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  And we have like, a, a...

• 1:09:42Speaker 02

  Not the Dundee, it's like, the crocodile hunter.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know what you're saying, but what I'm saying is that we'd have like, a petting zoo area.

• 1:09:48Speaker 02

  Yes, for reptile, dangerous reptiles.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but how much money can we make off of that?

• 1:09:52Speaker 02

  A lot.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, people can see crocodiles in Florida, like, we gotta have animals that...

• 1:09:57Speaker 02

  Okay, okay.

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  What, you know what the, you know what the...

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  Sex shows with the animals.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  See, that's your, that's where you're coming.

• 1:10:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't do a donkey show, we do a crocodile show.

• 1:10:07Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did crocodiles have penises?

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  You can cut the end of the snake off and...

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow. That's crazy.

• 1:10:15Speaker 00

  A lot of image.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Would you, you wouldn't do that?

• 1:10:18Speaker 02

  I don't have a penis, so I can't.

• 1:10:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, yeah, I don't wanna think about that, so we do, so we have a love, we have a love, a petting zoo.

• 1:10:25Speaker 02

  A horse.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  Jeez.

• 1:10:28Speaker 02

  A horse show.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  That's our secretary of state. She chips in every once in a while. A horse? What are you talking about?

• 1:10:34Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. How about...

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  Oh my.

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a crocodile penis?

• 1:10:39Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude.

• 1:10:42Speaker 02

  It's kind of small for as big as the crocodile is.

• 1:10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I imagine Groot having that penis.

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  Guardians of the galaxy, anyway, that's where my mind goes.

• 1:10:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, so we charge there, a nice hotel.

• 1:10:55Speaker 02

  Like a Four Seasons.

• 1:10:57Bobby Lee?

  Really, yeah, yeah, yeah, Four Seasons, yeah.

• 1:10:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  And a casino. Oh, I have a casino.

• 1:11:02Speaker 02

  Definitely a casino.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:11:04Speaker 03

  In the food court. You can have two.

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  This is our secretary of food and agriculture. Hi, mate, yeah, excuse me, Jaime, you want to pipe in?

• 1:11:12Speaker 02

  Are you masturbating under the table?

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  So Jaime, pipe in, what would you like propose?

• 1:11:17Speaker 03

  A food court.

• 1:11:19Bobby Lee?

  What, what, what restaurants do you want there?

• 1:11:21Speaker 03

  Uh, one Panda Express.

• 1:11:23Speaker 02

  I knew it.

• 1:11:23Bobby Lee?

  Classic. I knew it. I knew it too.

• 1:11:25Speaker 00

  Ah, so.

• 1:11:26Speaker 03

  Panda Express.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say, asshole?

• 1:11:28Speaker 03

  Um, yeah. Food from your place.

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  What, what?

• 1:11:32Speaker 02

  Like, I'm cooking? What do you mean?

• 1:11:33Speaker 03

  No, like, from your people, like, Costa Rica.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:36Speaker 00

  Costa Rica.

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  Some food from your place.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a Jolly Bee.

• 1:11:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  We put in a Jolly Bee. A Panda Express.

• 1:11:43Speaker 03

  Taco Bell, over here.

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  A Taco Bell.

• 1:11:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  Can we put some nice restaurants there?

• 1:11:47Speaker 03

  Alright, um.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  Like a Maestro.

• 1:11:49Speaker 02

  In the Chili's.

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  Or a Boa Steakhouse. A chili?

• 1:11:52Speaker 03

  Outback Steakhouse.

• 1:11:53Speaker 02

  Baby back ribs.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:11:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, so we can make some money here.

• 1:11:58Speaker 03

  Outback Steakhouse. A comedy club for you and me?

• 1:12:01Speaker 02

  Hey, and my future career.

• 1:12:04Bobby Lee?

  Riley's Club. We do different things.

• 1:12:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh. For Lesc at night?

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, I want to say something to you, Riley, um, and I want to admit something to you guys. A couple of months ago, I went into a strip club. I was so lonely. And, um, they don't charge a lot for lap dances anymore. Did you guys know that?

• 1:12:25Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  It was like forty bucks for like twenty minutes, but I'm like.

• 1:12:30Speaker 02

  Twenty minutes? That's a long time.

• 1:12:32Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's what I'm saying, it's not that much.

• 1:12:34Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I did go to a kind of a gross one, but, you know what I mean? You never worked in a strip, did you?

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did.

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 1:12:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  Before?

• 1:12:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, before I got into porn. I made like zero money.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:12:47Speaker 00

  I lost money.

• 1:12:48Speaker 02

  Because I'm like, yeah, basically, I'm like super social and friendly.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:12:53Speaker 02

  The guys would like hustle me because they'd be like, oh, she's just gonna talk to me and I don't have to give her money.

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:12:59Speaker 00

  They're like, give me money.

• 1:13:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, the most I made, I think, is like eighty dollars.

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:13:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I was like, I could make more money at McDonald's.

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can't do dances? You never did any dances?

• 1:13:09Speaker 02

  I did dances, but like, I just don't know how to, like, I didn't know how to sell the dances.

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:13:15Speaker 02

  Like, because I would just like hang out at the strip club, like.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  Let me see how I would do it. Unless you're a guy. I would sit next to you. Oh, that's how you do it?

• 1:13:24Speaker 02

  I'm the dude, right?

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  Hi, I'm Charlottetaine. I'm sorry, I wanna.

• 1:13:30Speaker 00

  Charlottetaine.

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  No, because I want a different name. I just made it up, sorry, yeah.

• 1:13:33Speaker 00

  We know.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, you know?

• 1:13:36Speaker 00

  We know.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how sometimes they use like a mineral?

• 1:13:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm quartz.

• 1:13:41Speaker 00

  Oh, there we go.

• 1:13:42Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  Is that pretty good?

• 1:13:43Speaker 02

  Good one.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm quartz. Electric quartz. I'm, I'm, yeah, I'm gonna name it, make a, I'm electric quartz. Hi.

• 1:13:52Speaker 02

  Hi.

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you have a delay, huh? Anyway, um, you come in here often?

• 1:13:59Speaker 02

  No, it's my first time.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? You wanna, you wanna have some fun?

• 1:14:04Speaker 02

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you wanna, you want me to give you a little private dance?

• 1:14:07Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't know.

• 1:14:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, can I, can I, I'll tell you something.

• 1:14:11Speaker 02

  Tell me.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you a secret?

• 1:14:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I give the best ones here.

• 1:14:16Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah? Can you give me a little free show?

• 1:14:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, because I'm telling you, it's so good, I can't give it out for free.

• 1:14:21Speaker 02

  Oh, well, then, I don't know.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, do you wanna come?

• 1:14:24Speaker 02

  Of course I wanna come.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  Wait, let me ask you this. When you get lap dances, do you generally come?

• 1:14:30Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. I'm guaranteeing come.

• 1:14:33Speaker 02

  You, you sound too confident and not seducing me enough.

• 1:14:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You like to see my nipples?

• 1:14:39Speaker 02

  I wanna come.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 1:14:41Speaker 03

  You're fired.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, is that how you do it? Let me say that.

• 1:14:44Speaker 02

  I don't know, I feel.

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  Alright, how about this?

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  Let's just do it, let's just do it.

• 1:14:50Bobby Lee?

  Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

• 1:14:52Speaker 00

  Just be more graceful.

• 1:14:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.

• 1:14:53Speaker 00

  You're going a little too rigid.

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. I think, I'm, yeah, I'm doing it more of a SNL character.

• 1:14:58Speaker 00

  Feel it.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 1:15:01Speaker 02

  Hi.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  He's so scared.

• 1:15:07Speaker 00

  He's like, "Hi."

• 1:15:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  I can't wait.

• 1:15:16Speaker 00

  Soften your shoulders, relax your shoulders.

• 1:15:17Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it is? Yeah, you be, help me, because I've never done this before.

• 1:15:20Speaker 00

  Go ahead.

• 1:15:24Speaker 00

  Put your chin down, put your chin down.

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  Chin down on this?

• 1:15:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, there we go.

• 1:15:28Bobby Lee?

  Hi, I'm electric quartz.

• 1:15:33Speaker 00

  Okay, use your, use, ooh.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  Because it's like electricity.

• 1:15:36Speaker 00

  Hit her with electricity two more times.

• 1:15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:39Speaker 00

  And then, and then, ooh, there we go.

• 1:15:45Speaker 02

  Oh, are you okay?

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  Fine, it's the electricity coming through my vagina.

• 1:15:50Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  It's so good and pure. It's pure shock.

• 1:15:54Speaker 00

  Start caressing your body now.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, oh, sorry. That's my inner thought. You can't hear my inner thoughts.

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes my inner thoughts, people can hear.

• 1:16:02Speaker 02

  You're feeling like you're itchy.

• 1:16:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:04Speaker 00

  Lower, slower, slower.

• 1:16:09Speaker 00

  There we go.

• 1:16:11Speaker 00

  Good, slow motion.

• 1:16:12Bobby Lee?

  Chin down.

• 1:16:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, chin down.

• 1:16:16Speaker 00

  Keep hitting her with the zaps.

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  You wanna have some fun?

• 1:16:21Speaker 02

  I do.

• 1:16:23Bobby Lee?

  Let's say you and I go back and I give you a little lap dance.

• 1:16:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you think?

• 1:16:30Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm a little intrigued.

• 1:16:33Speaker 00

  Jolt your whole body really quick.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 1:16:34Speaker 00

  Jolt your whole body.

• 1:16:37Speaker 00

  Don't, don't explain it, don't explain it. See if she responds.

• 1:16:40Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 1:16:43Speaker 02

  Do you do that in the back room?

• 1:16:44Speaker 00

  There we go.

• 1:16:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yes, I do. And more some. Give me the word. Give me the word. And more.

• 1:16:50Speaker 00

  And more.

• 1:16:51Bobby Lee?

  And more, and more. And some.

• 1:16:54Speaker 00

  Hit her with his app. Jolt, jolt, jolt.

• 1:16:59Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 1:17:00Speaker 02

  Do you have a butt plug in?

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what? Describe your butt plug there. My butt plug is gigantic. My butt plug is like a log. Good, more analogies. It's shaped like a log. More analogies. You know, okay, have you ever been on a lake?

• 1:17:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know how they play that game where two people get on a log? And they try to get each other off by like, you know what I mean? Too much explanation.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  Keep it simple. Excuse me, I have to talk to my inner self. I'm just describing the size of the log. You're right. Yeah, yeah, right. So it's that big of a log.

• 1:17:33Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:17:34Bobby Lee?

  And it spins like two people are like playing that game in my butthole.

• 1:17:37Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:38Speaker 02

  Can we replace the butt plug with something in my pants?

• 1:17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:17:45Speaker 02

  How much extra is it?

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  Free. No, no, charge something. Charge, oh shit. Really? You're gonna walk out all this $8. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ten dollars. Five, higher. You know what? Ten dollars. Ten dollars. Yeah, but you have to wear, you know, I have to, you know, I have my special, um, electric quartz condoms.

• 1:18:03Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:18:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's made out of, um, it's made out of what? Marmoset skin. Yeah. Marmoset skin? Gildan t-shirts. Gildan t-shirts and marmoset. Yeah, yeah, so it feels like you're not even wearing a condom.

• 1:18:17Speaker 02

  I'm down.

• 1:18:17Bobby Lee?

  You're down?

• 1:18:18Speaker 02

  Let's go.

• 1:18:19Bobby Lee?

  Let's go. Hey, get your partner and try to do a threesome. Hey.

• 1:18:23Speaker 03

  Hi.

• 1:18:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, this is my friend, what's your name again?

• 1:18:27Speaker 03

  Tiffany.

• 1:18:28Bobby Lee?

  Tiffany, but she has a stage name, what is it? She has a, she has a mineral and, and an adjective. You mean, so what is it?

• 1:18:36Speaker 03

  Mountain Valley.

• 1:18:38Bobby Lee?

  She's like the water. She's like the water.

• 1:18:40Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:18:41Bobby Lee?

  She's always wet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mountain Valley is always wet, dude.

• 1:18:45Speaker 03

  Who's this?

• 1:18:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 1:18:47Speaker 03

  Who's this?

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  This is, what, Tom, what's your name again?

• 1:18:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, my name's Tom.

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Tom.

• 1:18:53Speaker 02

  Timmy Tom.

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  Timmy Tom.

• 1:18:54Speaker 03

  Timmy Tom.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  Little Timmy Tom. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:57Speaker 03

  Are we going to the back room?

• 1:18:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we are, ten dollars for anal.

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  Thirty minutes. Did I charge more?

• 1:19:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, dumb bitch.

• 1:19:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hey, Mountain Valley. Mountain Valley. Lashes of water.

• 1:19:10Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, just.

• 1:19:12Speaker 03

  Oh, I have water down here.

• 1:19:14Bobby Lee?

  Mountain Valley. Actually throw water. Money, Mom, I can hear your inner thought. Okay, which is that guy, right?

• 1:19:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  So anyway.

• 1:19:22Speaker 03

  My inner thought's a white guy.

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:26Speaker 02

  Sounds about right.

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  Now, we gotta go to the, now, he, you're the doorman. You know, there's not a doorman, the person that, there's always somebody.

• 1:19:33Speaker 00

  The manager.

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  Right, no, not manager.

• 1:19:35Speaker 00

  Ricky.

• 1:19:35Bobby Lee?

  There's Ricky?

• 1:19:36Speaker 00

  Ricky.

• 1:19:37Bobby Lee?

  There's always a guy that brings you into the back, that you have to pay that guy.

• 1:19:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:42Speaker 00

  That's you.

• 1:19:43Bobby Lee?

  That's you.

• 1:19:43Speaker 00

  Your name, your name is Michael, you have a deep voice.

• 1:19:46Speaker 04

  Michael.

• 1:19:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:47Speaker 00

  Bieber.

• 1:19:48Bobby Lee?

  Hi, Michael.

• 1:19:49Speaker 04

  Hello.

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  What's my name?

• 1:19:52Speaker 04

  Hello, Electric Quartz.

• 1:19:55Bobby Lee?

  Hello, Michael. Do you remember my friend?

• 1:19:59Speaker 04

  Watery Valley Mountain.

• 1:20:04Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck?

• 1:20:07Speaker 04

  Mountain Valley.

• 1:20:08Bobby Lee?

  Mountain Valley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's been working here for 20 years. Yeah, she's our head.

• 1:20:13Speaker 04

  I'm sorry, I'm tired.

• 1:20:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Tinny Ton, Timmy Tom.

• 1:20:19Speaker 04

  Hello.

• 1:20:19Speaker 02

  I wanna buy a dance.

• 1:20:20Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 1:20:21Speaker 02

  From these two ladies.

• 1:20:22Speaker 00

  Explain the rules, explain the rules.

• 1:20:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, explain the rules.

• 1:20:24Speaker 04

  So, the rules are, um, Mountain Valley will suck your butt.

• 1:20:31Speaker 02

  It's a brothel.

• 1:20:33Bobby Lee?

  What, what, what?

• 1:20:34Speaker 00

  Suck your butt?

• 1:20:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, what, what's going on here? There's new rules? We're only charging $10.

• 1:20:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:42Speaker 04

  Um, Electric Quartz will, will do a dance.

• 1:20:47Bobby Lee?

  A dance, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:48Speaker 04

  With special, with something special for $10.

• 1:20:51Bobby Lee?

  Which is what?

• 1:20:53Bobby Lee?

  Thriller.

• 1:20:54Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, Michael Jackson.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thriller. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:57Speaker 04

  Thriller.

• 1:21:00Bobby Lee?

  Right, I do that, and then what does, um, Mountain Valley do?

• 1:21:02Speaker 04

  Mountain Valley will do something behind you.

• 1:21:04Bobby Lee?

  Which is what?

• 1:21:06Speaker 04

  Um.

• 1:21:07Bobby Lee?

  Do a full-blown show.

• 1:21:11Speaker 04

  He'll, he'll crawl and do like animal things.

• 1:21:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and just do, give him an example, um, Mountain Valley, of your animal things.

• 1:21:19Speaker 00

  Uh, I can do the crab walk.

• 1:21:21Bobby Lee?

  Don't, just do, don't say.

• 1:21:23Speaker 00

  I can't get down on the floor.

• 1:21:24Bobby Lee?

  No, but, just do it, do, oh, no, do, no, do the snow leopard, do snow leopard, we love your snow leopard.

• 1:21:29Speaker 00

  What's snow leopard?

• 1:21:30Bobby Lee?

  Just do it.

• 1:21:31Speaker 00

  Just do the move.

• 1:21:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there we go.

• 1:21:33Speaker 00

  Alex the Lion?

• 1:21:34Bobby Lee?

  Alex the Lion's the snow leopard, anyway.

• 1:21:36Speaker 00

  God damn.

• 1:21:37Bobby Lee?

  Goddamn. All right, here's.

• 1:21:38Speaker 04

  Okay, you can go in.

• 1:21:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but charge, how much?

• 1:21:41Speaker 04

  $10.

• 1:21:42Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. Yeah. What?

• 1:21:44Speaker 00

  You charge her 20 for, to get in.

• 1:21:45Speaker 04

  Oh, it's for both.

• 1:21:46Speaker 00

  Our dance is 10.

• 1:21:47Speaker 04

  Oh, they said 20.

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  I thought it was just 10. I only really want electric cords.

• 1:21:56Speaker 04

  But, Mountain Valley is special.

• 1:21:59Speaker 00

  Oh, we know.

• 1:22:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we know.

• 1:22:01Speaker 00

  We know.

• 1:22:02Bobby Lee?

  We know, we know he is. She is, I mean.

• 1:22:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, she's very special.

• 1:22:06Bobby Lee?

  It's very special.

• 1:22:07Speaker 04

  So, if you want an extra, then it has to be 20.

• 1:22:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:12Speaker 02

  Is she worth it?

• 1:22:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:14Bobby Lee?

  Not really. But do it.

• 1:22:17Speaker 02

  Cause then I could get two dances with you.

• 1:22:20Bobby Lee?

  That's true. Mountain, scram.

• 1:22:22Speaker 03

  No, I know I need this.

• 1:22:23Speaker 00

  Why? What's your backstory?

• 1:22:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, come on Tiffany, your, your real name.

• 1:22:28Speaker 03

  Yes, I don't have, I can't meet, ends meet.

• 1:22:31Bobby Lee?

  What's your backstory?

• 1:22:32Speaker 03

  My backstory, I've been here 20 years.

• 1:22:36Speaker 03

  My backstory.

• 1:22:37Bobby Lee?

  She's thanks for adding to the.

• 1:22:40Bobby Lee?

  You add no information.

• 1:22:42Speaker 00

  She's repeated every.

• 1:22:43Bobby Lee?

  At all.

• 1:22:44Speaker 03

  I've been here 20 years.

• 1:22:46Speaker 00

  We got that.

• 1:22:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 1:22:51Bobby Lee?

  My backstory is my parents were Haitian warlords. And I was a white girl in Haitian, I don't know how I got there. And you know what took me there? A tornado. Just like, just like Wizard of Oz.

• 1:23:05Speaker 00

  Dorothy.

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  Dorothy. And they brought me back to return me back to my home, but my parents died in a fire. So I decided that, let these Haitian folks, Mangdul and Tanya, my parents. Mangdul and Tanya, and they raised me.

• 1:23:21Speaker 00

  No one heard you say the names again?

• 1:23:23Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:23:23Speaker 00

  No one heard you say the names again?

• 1:23:25Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean Mangdul and Tanya?

• 1:23:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:23:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I said it again. Should I say it again?

• 1:23:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:23:30Bobby Lee?

  That's my inner thought?

• 1:23:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:23:31Bobby Lee?

  Mangdul and Tanya. Haitian warlords. Right? My parents died in a fire. Well, they're not dead, but they're crispy. And I didn't want crispy parents. Okay, you know how they get crispy? You don't?

• 1:23:46Speaker 03

  Fire.

• 1:23:47Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:23:48Speaker 03

  There's a fire.

• 1:23:51Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask my inner thoughts.

• 1:23:55Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, that's my backstory. Now, tell me your backstory.

• 1:23:57Speaker 03

  My backstory. I come from a European, uh, two, two parents when you were pretty young. We smoked cigarettes, we eat chocolate, you crazy Americans, and you porn.

• 1:24:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Very good.

• 1:24:16Bobby Lee?

  Tiny Tom, what's your backstory?

• 1:24:18Speaker 02

  Um, I've been married three times.

• 1:24:21Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:24:21Speaker 02

  I have seven children.

• 1:24:23Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:24:24Speaker 02

  I don't talk to any of them.

• 1:24:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:27Speaker 02

  Actually, maybe you're my daughter.

• 1:24:29Bobby Lee?

  Yes, Dad.

• 1:24:30Speaker 02

  Can I put it in your butt?

• 1:24:31Bobby Lee?

  Yes, Dad. Please, Dad.

• 1:24:34Speaker 02

  But don't ask for any money.

• 1:24:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna ask for it.

• 1:24:36Speaker 02

  I'm gonna disappear as soon as I come in your butt.

• 1:24:40Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then what's the doorman's, the, your backstory?

• 1:24:44Speaker 04

  I'm Korean.

• 1:24:48Speaker 00

  What a backstory.

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  That's a good story. That's a good backstory. From where?

• 1:24:51Speaker 04

  From Korea.

• 1:24:52Bobby Lee?

  From North Korea? How'd you get here?

• 1:24:53Speaker 04

  I escaped through swimming.

• 1:24:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you swam?

• 1:24:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:58Bobby Lee?

  I see. So you went from North Korea, gun in the water, and you swam to South Korea?

• 1:25:03Speaker 00

  You could've walked over.

• 1:25:04Bobby Lee?

  You could've walked across.

• 1:25:05Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 1:25:05Bobby Lee?

  But you decided to use your skills?

• 1:25:08Speaker 04

  My skills, cuz I'm good at swimming.

• 1:25:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then when you went to Korea, what happened?

• 1:25:15Speaker 04

  I met up a girl, I fell in love, and then she broke up with me. And then that's it.

• 1:25:24Speaker 02

  Did she work at this club?

• 1:25:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:25:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's great. What a, what a, what a fantastic thing we did.

• 1:25:32Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 1:25:33Bobby Lee?

  We created a TV show, right?

• 1:25:36Bobby Lee?

  What are you, fake smoking?

• 1:25:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:41Bobby Lee?

  So Riley, do you have your own podcast?

• 1:25:43Speaker 02

  No, but I want to have one.

• 1:25:45Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 1:25:46Speaker 02

  Maybe this year.

• 1:25:48Bobby Lee?

  You should get, you should team up with somebody.

• 1:25:50Speaker 02

  I wanna team up with like my employees that I work with, like my, my employees, it's like a group of girls.

• 1:25:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:25:57Speaker 02

  And we wanna like, just kinda like...

• 1:26:00Speaker 02

  Shoot the shit, kinda like how you guys.

• 1:26:01Bobby Lee?

  Why do you do that then?

• 1:26:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's like our goal for 2025.

• 1:26:04Bobby Lee?

  You gotta get guests on, no?

• 1:26:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, we wanna have guests.

• 1:26:07Bobby Lee?

  I'd love to do it.

• 1:26:09Speaker 02

  Of course I would, I'm gonna expect it now that I came on.

• 1:26:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100% we'll do it.

• 1:26:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:14Bobby Lee?

  That's, you'll do it where, in LA?

• 1:26:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:17Bobby Lee?

  Good. What else you have this, you wanna promote anything else that you have going on?

• 1:26:21Speaker 02

  Um, not, not really.

• 1:26:23Bobby Lee?

  Did you have fun here?

• 1:26:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did. I did have a lot of fun. Yeah, you guys were so chill.

• 1:26:27Bobby Lee?

  It's so chill and easy. Yeah, yeah. You have nothing to promote?

• 1:26:31Speaker 02

  Uh, I mean like.

• 1:26:32Speaker 00

  Flush light.

• 1:26:33Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, my new flush light, there we go, you're so good at this.

• 1:26:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, I got a new flush light, use my mouth.

• 1:26:39Bobby Lee?

  And I'll give you a review.

• 1:26:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:43Speaker 02

  I wanna know how it is.

• 1:26:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:45Speaker 02

  I'll have to get you the other one so you can compare it.

• 1:26:47Bobby Lee?

  What's the other ones?

• 1:26:48Speaker 02

  My butt and my pussy.

• 1:26:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 1:26:50Speaker 00

  He's a mouth guy.

• 1:26:51Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not a mouth guy. I'll be honest with you, can I be honest with you?

• 1:26:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:55Bobby Lee?

  Do you use a vibrator or no?

• 1:26:56Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, I do.

• 1:26:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's nice.

• 1:27:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:00Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a brand that you use or no? Maybe create your own brand?

• 1:27:03Speaker 02

  I use the Hitachi. I'm actually, I'm working on a sex toy brand, I'm trying to get with Spencer's, we have actually another meeting this Friday.

• 1:27:12Bobby Lee?

  That's where you, and look.

• 1:27:14Speaker 02

  Or next Friday.

• 1:27:14Bobby Lee?

  Look into the future too.

• 1:27:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:17Bobby Lee?

  Because I think that stuff is gonna be obsolete, I think you gotta go future.

• 1:27:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, part of my plan is in the future is also to use like all organic products and things like that, that like people.

• 1:27:29Speaker 00

  Erawan.

• 1:27:30Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:27:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, so I, you'll sell my sex toy at Erawan, shit like that.

• 1:27:34Bobby Lee?

  Like somebody's gonna be, oh, this is vegan?

• 1:27:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. Vegan, no animals were harmed in the making.

• 1:27:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:27:40Speaker 00

  Keto.

• 1:27:41Bobby Lee?

  Keto, yeah, yeah. Do you, you guys only use it?

• 1:27:43Speaker 02

  I also am like working on doing like lubricants where it's like the bottles are really beautiful, like perfume, that's like one of my like biggest goals is to make lubricant bottles that like you could have on your counter and not feel ashamed of it, like, not like an Astro Glide.

• 1:27:57Bobby Lee?

  Right, that's interesting, so that.

• 1:27:58Speaker 02

  I wanted to look like a perfume or a cologne, so like, you don't know.

• 1:28:02Bobby Lee?

  So it smells?

• 1:28:03Speaker 02

  No, so you don't know that it's lube, like it just looks beautiful.

• 1:28:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, does it like, it looks like a Red Bull can maybe?

• 1:28:08Speaker 02

  No, it's just like, it's like, you know, like.

• 1:28:09Bobby Lee?

  Like that?

• 1:28:10Speaker 02

  Like, you know the Marc Jacob Daisy?

• 1:28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:13Speaker 02

  You know, it looks beautiful.

• 1:28:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:14Speaker 02

  Like, like that.

• 1:28:15Bobby Lee?

  Please don't do the hot, cold thing.

• 1:28:17Speaker 02

  No, no, no, I'm not.

• 1:28:18Bobby Lee?

  You know how something of lube is has hot, like that heating aspect of it? I hate it.

• 1:28:22Speaker 02

  No, no, no, I'm not gonna do that.

• 1:28:23Bobby Lee?

  It burns so bad.

• 1:28:24Speaker 02

  I just want it to be like pretty.

• 1:28:26Bobby Lee?

  Like I'm not having sex with Balrog from Lord of the Rings. You know what I mean? Like I don't need the heat, you know what I mean?

• 1:28:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm not trying to do icy hot.

• 1:28:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, yeah.

• 1:28:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, no, no.

• 1:28:35Bobby Lee?

  So, um, nothing to plug, follow her on Instagram.

• 1:28:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, let Riley live if it doesn't get deleted.

• 1:28:40Bobby Lee?

  Let Riley live, and um, what a pleasure to have you on.

• 1:28:43Speaker 03

  Hey, can I have a quick, can I have one last question?

• 1:28:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go, oh yeah, yeah, oh wait, hold on.

• 1:28:48Speaker 03

  Okay, so from, speaking from your expertise, am I using that word right?

• 1:28:53Bobby Lee?

  No, but keep going.

• 1:28:54Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:28:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:57Speaker 03

  No, so like a friend of mine, he has issues with like ED.

• 1:29:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, dude, already dude?

• 1:29:02Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:29:02Bobby Lee?

  This is pissing me off.

• 1:29:03Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:29:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:29:05Speaker 03

  So it's hard for my friend.

• 1:29:07Bobby Lee?

  But she's not a doctor.

• 1:29:09Speaker 03

  Well, I know, but like.

• 1:29:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sorry, sorry.

• 1:29:10Speaker 03

  So, the question is, you think, is he, is he gay? If he has a hard time.

• 1:29:16Speaker 00

  What is the context of this?

• 1:29:19Speaker 03

  But, okay, so he tries like one night stands, but.

• 1:29:23Speaker 02

  Oh, that's why he has ED problems.

• 1:29:24Speaker 03

  But then he has his girl crush, and with her, it works perfectly.

• 1:29:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's why it doesn't work with one night stands. Cause you are, your friend is wanting to have, you know.

• 1:29:36Speaker 03

  Real love, like.

• 1:29:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:37Speaker 03

  Cause there's a difference of making love and then just having.

• 1:29:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:41Speaker 03

  Would you think so?

• 1:29:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, having an intimate connection is definitely different than just a one night stand. I think it's really common that people struggle with one night stands cause there's nothing that you can actually commit to and bond with. There's nothing that is driving you.

• 1:29:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:56Speaker 04

  Is it you?

• 1:29:57Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:30:01Bobby Lee?

  You have ED?

• 1:30:02Speaker 03

  Uh, well, I have love connection.

• 1:30:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:05Speaker 03

  Not with you.

• 1:30:05Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I wanna, can I share something, can I share something with you, Jaime?

• 1:30:08Speaker 03

  Blue chew?

• 1:30:09Bobby Lee?

  No, not blue chip. Excuse me?

• 1:30:11Speaker 03

  No, yeah.

• 1:30:11Bobby Lee?

  So I can't, I've never been able to get a wreck unless I can feel that they're like really into me, really. Especially lately.

• 1:30:17Speaker 00

  Intimacy right there.

• 1:30:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, intimacy.

• 1:30:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's my whole point.

• 1:30:20Bobby Lee?

  I have to, if they're like-

• 1:30:21Speaker 02

  Stop trying to have one night stands and have fucking sex with strange women that you don't know.

• 1:30:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Give Riley the winner a round of applause!

• 1:30:28Speaker 00

  Wait, wait, let's end on this. Let's end on this. This has been clean. Uh, so you guys were talking the entire podcast about Riley being an actor, so I had ChatGPT write up a script.

• 1:30:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:37Speaker 00

  And Riley, I would love for you to try your best. You, can you play the music, Bobby?

• 1:30:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:41Speaker 00

  It's a telenovela, serious drama.

• 1:30:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:43Speaker 00

  And Bobby, you come in too, so just be ready. Interior, dimly lit bedroom night. Riley and Jaime stand near the window. Moonlight casting a soft glow over their secret embrace. Their faces are closed, whispering confessions of love. Riley whispering.

• 1:31:00Speaker 02

  Jaime, we shouldn't.

• 1:31:05Speaker 02

  This is dangerous.

• 1:31:06Speaker 00

  Riley, I don't care about their risk. I love you.

• 1:31:11Bobby Lee?

  Wait, cut.

• 1:31:12Speaker 00

  Cut, director?

• 1:31:13Bobby Lee?

  Wait, cut, cut, cut. First of all, zoom in more.

• 1:31:16Speaker 00

  I can't zoom in.

• 1:31:17Bobby Lee?

  You can't zoom in? Literally, I cannot read it. My eyes are so bad.

• 1:31:23Speaker 00

  Well, you can give Jaime his note.

• 1:31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here's the note, right? Are you playing a character?

• 1:31:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a telenovela.

• 1:31:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, then keep it, you keep it, that was a good choice. Good.

• 1:31:34Speaker 03

  You ever seen a soap opera? Soap opera?

• 1:31:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You're zooming, you're gonna bring it in further?

• 1:31:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:31:39Bobby Lee?

  Let me see if I can get it. Riley, what is this? Okay, that's good. I can read there. Let's start from the top. I'm sorry for interrupting, I'm directing it. You made a character choice. I like your character choice. And let's begin and-

• 1:31:54Speaker 00

  Interior, dimly lit bedroom, night. Riley and Jaime stand near the window. Moonlight casting a soft glow over their secret embrace. Their faces are closed, whispering confessions of love. Riley whispering.

• 1:32:09Speaker 02

  We shouldn't, Jaime. This... this is dangerous.

• 1:32:14Speaker 03

  Righty, I don't care about the risk. I love you. You're the only thing that feels right in my life.

• 1:32:22Speaker 00

  Riley's eyes glisten with tears, torn between her feelings and the weight of her marriage.

• 1:32:29Speaker 02

  But what if he finds out? He'll never forgive me. Forgive us.

• 1:32:35Speaker 00

  Jaime pulling her closer.

• 1:32:38Speaker 03

  Let him know. Righty, I fight for the world for you. You're worth it.

• 1:32:45Speaker 00

  Suddenly, his lips grow stronger. The bedroom door bursts open. Riley's husband Bobby storms in, his face contorted with rage. He slams the door, shuts behind him.

• 1:32:55Bobby Lee?

  Riley!

• 1:32:57Speaker 00

  What the fuck?

• 1:32:58Bobby Lee?

  What is this?

• 1:33:00Speaker 00

  Riley jumps away from Jaime, her hand flying to her mouth. Jaime stands tall, shielding Riley with his body.

• 1:33:05Speaker 02

  Bobby, I can, I can explain.

• 1:33:09Bobby Lee?

  Explain? Explain what? That's my wife, husband, sneaking around with him.

• 1:33:16Speaker 03

  Bobby, calm down. This isn't how...

• 1:33:21Bobby Lee?

  You don't speak to me, you snake. I can barely believe this. You come into my home, into my marriage, and you can steal my... what? Mine? What's mine?

• 1:33:36Speaker 00

  Riley steps within there, her voice trembling, but desperate.

• 1:33:39Speaker 02

  Stop it, both of you, please, Bobby. I, I never wanted to hurt you, but I haven't been happy for a long time.

• 1:33:48Speaker 00

  Bobby's face softens for a fleeting moment, but it quickly hardens again.

• 1:33:53Bobby Lee?

  And this?

• 1:33:55Speaker 00

  What is...

• 1:33:55Bobby Lee?

  And this is how you deal with it? By betraying me?

• 1:34:00Speaker 00

  Jaime clenches his fist, but keeps his tone calm.

• 1:34:04Speaker 03

  She deserves to be happy, Bobby.

• 1:34:08Speaker 03

  Even if it's not with you.

• 1:34:10Speaker 02

  Bobby! Sorry.

• 1:34:11Speaker 00

  Bobby lunges forward, grabbing Jaime by the collar. Riley screams.

• 1:34:14Speaker 02

  Bobby, stop!

• 1:34:16Speaker 00

  Jaime doesn't flinch, locking his eyes with Bobby.

• 1:34:19Speaker 03

  Do what you want to me, but you know how deep down you lost her.

• 1:34:24Speaker 00

  Bobby releases Jaime, shoving him back roughly. He looks at Riley. His expression a mix of anger and pain.

• 1:34:31Bobby Lee?

  I never meant... No, that's not my line. I gave you everything, Riley. And this is how you repay me?

• 1:34:39Speaker 00

  Riley's tears streamed out her face, her voice barely a whisper.

• 1:34:42Speaker 02

  I never meant for it to happen like this. But my heart belongs to him.

• 1:34:50Speaker 00

  Bobby stares at her for a long moment. Before turning, he starts making out, slapping the door behind him. The roof falls to the side, broken by Riley's sobs. Jaime pulls Riley into his arms, holding her tightly as she cries softly.

• 1:35:05Speaker 03

  It's over now. We'll figure this out together.

• 1:35:09Speaker 00

  Bobby's still outside the door, moaning. Fade out. Wow.

• 1:35:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Wow, what a great... You were the best in that. I think my character-

• 1:35:18Speaker 00

  What was your choice?

• 1:35:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I was trying to do a Sean Connery.

• 1:35:22Speaker 00

  Oh my god! Was that what you were doing?

• 1:35:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was trying to do a Sean Connery, but it came out-

• 1:35:26Speaker 00

  I was looking at Wilson Wells, but I couldn't-

• 1:35:27Bobby Lee?

  It came out really weird, and I committed to it. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. Anyway, that was fun.

• 1:35:34Speaker 00

  What an episode.

• 1:35:34Bobby Lee?

  What an episode. Give Riley a round of applause.

• 1:36:00Bobby Lee?

  Jaime. Are you a team player or not a team player?

• 1:36:04Speaker 03

  I am a team player.

• 1:36:05Bobby Lee?

  You gonna eat balut?

• 1:36:08Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:36:11Speaker 03

  Do I have to?

• 1:36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 1:36:12Speaker 03

  Am I gonna throw up?

• 1:36:13Bobby Lee?

  You might.

• 1:36:14Speaker 04

  No, just have a bite.

• 1:36:15Bobby Lee?

  Just have a bite.

• 1:36:16Speaker 00

  Jules eats tacos, your people's food.

• 1:36:18Speaker 03

  Okay, that's normal food.

• 1:36:20Bobby Lee?

  Balutime for Jaime.

• 1:36:27Bobby Lee?

  Balutime for Jaime.

• 1:36:32Bobby Lee?

  Is this it? Jaime, balutime. Is this it?

• 1:36:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:36:38Bobby Lee?

  Jaime.

• 1:36:39Speaker 00

  Wait for the song.

• 1:36:40Bobby Lee?

  For balutime. Balut for you.

• 1:36:45Speaker 04

  He's dead.

• 1:36:47Bobby Lee?

  Ready?

• 1:36:48Speaker 00

  Alright, so Jaime, do you remember what this is?

• 1:36:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:53Bobby Lee?

  Just one bite, we wanna see you take a bite, swallow.

• 1:36:55Speaker 03

  A bite?

• 1:36:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:56Speaker 00

  Tell us what it is. If you remember.

• 1:36:59Speaker 03

  It's a fertilized egg, a duck egg.

• 1:37:02Speaker 00

  There you go.

• 1:37:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, there we go.

• 1:37:03Speaker 00

  Jules is gonna show you.

• 1:37:04Speaker 03

  Wait, you eat it too, Bobby.

• 1:37:05Bobby Lee?

  I already had one.

• 1:37:06Speaker 00

  He's had so many.

• 1:37:08Speaker 03

  Here, crack it.

• 1:37:08Speaker 00

  Jules, show him how to do it, there you go.

• 1:37:09Speaker 04

  Just crack it.

• 1:37:12Speaker 04

  And then just open it on the tip.

• 1:37:15Speaker 00

  Jaime.

• 1:37:16Bobby Lee?

  Jaime.

• 1:37:17Speaker 00

  Jaime?

• 1:37:17Bobby Lee?

  Jaime.

• 1:37:18Speaker 00

  There's other cultures that you need to experience.

• 1:37:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jaime.

• 1:37:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, they can stay over there.

• 1:37:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Open it up, Jaime.

• 1:37:24Speaker 04

  Okay, just try this, try this one.

• 1:37:26Speaker 03

  What's this, lube?

• 1:37:27Speaker 04

  No, it's vinegar. Okay, I have, yeah.

• 1:37:30Bobby Lee?

  Look at you, she opened one up for you.

• 1:37:32Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:37:33Speaker 04

  Okay, hold it.

• 1:37:33Speaker 00

  Crack more, hold it, crack more of the top for Jaime, let's.

• 1:37:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you get to get a lot, like, yeah, get a lot in there.

• 1:37:38Speaker 00

  Get like half the egg broken.

• 1:37:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, half the egg got broken.

• 1:37:42Speaker 03

  Why are you making me do this?

• 1:37:44Speaker 04

  Cause you have to try, it's really good.

• 1:37:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 1:37:48Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:37:50Speaker 04

  This, the soup is really good.

• 1:37:53Bobby Lee?

  The soup part, yeah. There we go.

• 1:37:54Speaker 00

  Jaime, take a look.

• 1:37:58Speaker 04

  Hold it?

• 1:37:59Speaker 00

  Hold it, Jaime.

• 1:38:02Speaker 04

  You can try the soup first.

• 1:38:05Speaker 00

  Should he just bite it, or you want him to drink the soup?

• 1:38:08Speaker 04

  You can drink the soup first.

• 1:38:10Speaker 00

  Jaime, get off your phone, what are you doing?

• 1:38:11Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing, Jaime? Jaime, what are you doing?

• 1:38:15Speaker 03

  Um, recording the last message from my phone.

• 1:38:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:38:18Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:38:21Speaker 03

  Wait, you, can you eat it first? Oh, can you eat it with me?

• 1:38:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, you eat yours, son.

• 1:38:31Speaker 00

  Why are you nervous Jaime?

• 1:38:32Speaker 03

  Cause this is different.

• 1:38:33Bobby Lee?

  It's different, yeah. Look at yours, this is way worse. This is way worse.

• 1:38:38Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:38:39Bobby Lee?

  You ready?

• 1:38:40Speaker 00

  Together.

• 1:38:41Bobby Lee?

  Together.

• 1:38:41Speaker 00

  Countdown.

• 1:38:42Bobby Lee?

  One.

• 1:38:42Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, wait, I'm not ready.

• 1:38:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:38:46Speaker 03

  Wait, you put vinegar in here?

• 1:38:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:38:48Bobby Lee?

  You already put vinegar in there.

• 1:38:49Speaker 03

  The flies are already coming.

• 1:38:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, they love it, they all want it.

• 1:38:52Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:38:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:38:53Speaker 00

  Cheers?

• 1:38:54Bobby Lee?

  Cheers. Cheers at first.

• 1:38:55Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:38:56Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, what?

• 1:38:57Speaker 04

  You can slurp the...

• 1:38:59Speaker 03

  Slurp?

• 1:39:00Speaker 04

  The...

• 1:39:00Speaker 00

  Tell him to bite it first, just tell him to bite it.

• 1:39:01Speaker 04

  Okay, just bite it.

• 1:39:02Speaker 03

  Bite what? No.

• 1:39:03Speaker 04

  This.

• 1:39:04Speaker 03

  Bite this?

• 1:39:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:39:05Speaker 00

  It's egg yolk.

• 1:39:05Bobby Lee?

  It's egg yolk.

• 1:39:06Speaker 03

  Fuck no.

• 1:39:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're doing it.

• 1:39:08Speaker 03

  Wait, wait.

• 1:39:09Speaker 04

  See, I have the feathers here with me, and the eyes. You're fine.

• 1:39:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't have eyes.

• 1:39:14Speaker 03

  Wait, so just eat it like a soup, or like?

• 1:39:15Speaker 04

  Just bite, bite.

• 1:39:17Speaker 03

  Bite what?

• 1:39:17Bobby Lee?

  You do it first Jules.

• 1:39:21Speaker 00

  It's easy.

• 1:39:22Bobby Lee?

  Easy.

• 1:39:22Speaker 00

  Delicious.

• 1:39:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no, with your mouth, like that, no, like big chunk.

• 1:39:25Speaker 03

  There's an eggshell in here.

• 1:39:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, that's a part of the... Go eat it.

• 1:39:29Speaker 03

  No, I'm not eating it.

• 1:39:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you eat it.

• 1:39:30Speaker 00

  Jaime.

• 1:39:31Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, eat it.

• 1:39:32Speaker 00

  Bobby will fire you. He's told me this, behind the scenes.

• 1:39:36Bobby Lee?

  Just try it.

• 1:39:39Speaker 00

  Five, four, three... Five?

• 1:39:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let's go dude, I gotta go.

• 1:39:42Speaker 00

  You gotta go, he's late.

• 1:39:43Bobby Lee?

  Let's go.

• 1:39:46Speaker 00

  Jaime.

• 1:39:47Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, stop fucking around dude.

• 1:39:48Speaker 04

  Let's do it.

• 1:39:49Bobby Lee?

  It's food.

• 1:39:50Speaker 03

  It's not food.

• 1:39:51Bobby Lee?

  It is food, man.

• 1:39:58Speaker 00

  Go, go.

• 1:39:58Bobby Lee?

  Go.

• 1:39:59Speaker 00

  Go, go. Jaime, Bobby's gotta go to the show.

• 1:40:02Bobby Lee?

  I gotta go dude.

• 1:40:04Speaker 03

  I don't eat.

• 1:40:05Speaker 00

  Go, just go, big bite.

• 1:40:07Bobby Lee?

  Kylie, Kylie Jenner, I gotta go.

• 1:40:11Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, let's go.

• 1:40:12Speaker 04

  Just this one, the white one.

• 1:40:14Speaker 00

  It's egg yolk, go.

• 1:40:18Speaker 00

  Bite it.

• 1:40:19Speaker 03

  Bite.

• 1:40:19Bobby Lee?

  Bite. You gotta bite!

• 1:40:21Speaker 00

  You gotta bite.

• 1:40:22Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, come on, let's stop fucking around, let's go!

• 1:40:24Speaker 00

  Five, four, three...

• 1:40:26Speaker 03

  I'm gonna blow up on the studio.

• 1:40:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:40:27Speaker 00

  Three, you're not going to.

• 1:40:29Bobby Lee?

  No you're not.

• 1:40:29Speaker 00

  Bite fast and swallow fast.

• 1:40:35Speaker 00

  It's egg. It's egg.

• 1:40:41Speaker 03

  Big bite. Oh, no. Big bite.

• 1:40:42Speaker 00

  Big bite, go.

• 1:40:43Bobby Lee?

  Big bite, big bite. Big bite, big bite. That's, yeah, don't put your fingers, what are you doing?

• 1:40:48Speaker 00

  Go, go.

• 1:40:49Speaker 03

  Big slurp. Yeah!

• 1:40:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:40:52Speaker 00

  It's not bad, right?

• 1:40:54Speaker 04

  See, look at mine. I already bit, like, the head of it.

• 1:40:59Speaker 00

  Describe it.

• 1:40:59Bobby Lee?

  You're not a man, huh? Yeah. I hate it.

• 1:41:04Speaker 03

  I hate it.

• 1:41:07Speaker 00

  Alright, Jaime, tell the camera, or tell the mic, what did you think about it?

• 1:41:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:10Speaker 03

  I took a bite and...

• 1:41:12Speaker 00

  The mic, the mic.

• 1:41:14Speaker 03

  I took a bite the other day. It's not good.

• 1:41:19Bobby Lee?

  What does it taste like?

• 1:41:20Speaker 03

  Nothing, no flavors.

• 1:41:22Speaker 00

  That's why it's not bad.

• 1:41:24Speaker 03

  But I can, I can smell the rawness.

• 1:41:27Speaker 00

  It's not raw.

• 1:41:29Speaker 03

  It is.

• 1:41:31Speaker 04

  You can try the soup thing.

• 1:41:32Speaker 00

  Drink the soup, it's easy to go, suck it.

• 1:41:34Speaker 03

  Suck it.

• 1:41:47Speaker 04

  Good!

• 1:41:51Speaker 00

  Why is he crying?

• 1:41:53Speaker 03

  That shit's nasty, I'm on it.

• 1:41:56Bobby Lee?

  You did it, though.