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2:12 Bobby Lee? Jessica Curzon is here.
2:17 Bobby Lee? She looks great.
2:21 Bobby Lee? I think it's fate.
2:23 Speaker 03 Wow.
2:25 Bobby Lee? That we're together.
2:28 Speaker 03 So emotional right now.
2:30 Bobby Lee? I'm in love. He's in love, he's in love with Jessica Curzon.
2:35 Speaker 03 I knew it.
2:36 Bobby Lee? Anyway, um, I just woke up, I'm breaking out like a little fucking teenage, little baby boy. Um, I haven't been getting a lot of sleep. Um, and I'm so excited, I woke up in jolly glee today because Jessica Curzon is here and she's doing a special for Hulu.
2:54 Speaker 03 Hulu?
2:55 Bobby Lee? Hulu, Huarario.
2:57 Speaker 03 I'm doing special for Hulu.
2:59 Bobby Lee? She do a special for Hulu.
3:01 Speaker 03 I saw Chris DeStefano's where he did that, so I'm like, I can do it too. I do special for Hulu.
3:08 Bobby Lee? No, but dude, dude, dude.
3:11 Speaker 00 Hers is so good.
3:12 Speaker 03 I know, it's really good.
3:13 Bobby Lee? It's more Bjork.
3:13 Speaker 03 I can do.
3:14 Bobby Lee? I hear Bjork.
3:15 Speaker 00 Oh, Bjork.
3:17 Speaker 00 Well, it changed.
3:18 Bobby Lee? You do it better than I do. I, I can't do a female Asian.
3:22 Speaker 03 Oh no, oh no.
3:25 Speaker 00 Honestly.
3:29 Bobby Lee? What?
3:31 Speaker 00 That's pretty good.
3:31 Bobby Lee? You do it, you do it.
3:33 Speaker 00 Can I hear one more time?
3:37 Speaker 03 I, I hope I get canceled, I'm so tired.
3:42 Speaker 03 Cha cha ching? Are you fucking kidding me?
3:44 Bobby Lee? Terrorist, terrorist, terrorist.
3:46 Speaker 03 Cha cha ching.
3:47 Bobby Lee? Cha cha ching. Okay, anyway, um, wow, what a wonderful way to begin, you know what I mean? And that's an homage to my mom.
3:54 Speaker 03 Aw, I miss her.
3:56 Bobby Lee? She's alive.
3:59 Bobby Lee? My dad's a dad, my mom.
4:00 Speaker 03 I know your dad's dead, mine is too.
4:01 Bobby Lee? My mommy dead, my mommy alive.
4:02 Speaker 03 Your mommy alive?
4:03 Bobby Lee? Dude, if my mom dead, I would be devastated. Are both your parents dead?
4:07 Speaker 03 This is so, your mom die?
4:11 Speaker 03 My dad passed away.
4:13 Bobby Lee? Oh, oh no.
4:16 Speaker 03 Daddy, I miss you.
4:18 Bobby Lee? I miss you.
4:19 Speaker 03 I missed your toupee.
4:20 Bobby Lee? Really? You had a toupee?
4:21 Speaker 03 Major one, looked like roadkill. I say this in my act, but when he was angry, he would throw it off, he would rip it off his head and throw it and had tape on it. So it would just land on the thing. It was so traumatizing.
4:33 Bobby Lee? Like spaghetti on the wall or something.
4:34 Speaker 03 Yeah, what the fuck?
4:37 Speaker 03 Yeah, I swear to God.
4:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, um, you, you seem like you have a gnarly bush down there, do you?
4:41 Speaker 03 Me? No.
4:42 Bobby Lee? Is that a weird way?
4:43 Speaker 03 Why would you think that?
4:44 Bobby Lee? Is that a weird way to ask my guess?
4:45 Speaker 03 First of all, you said gnarly.
4:46 Speaker 00 Why do you say gnarly?
4:48 Bobby Lee? I, I, I, I'm gonna use a different adjective.
4:50 Speaker 03 No, you, I have to. You're like, you seem like a fucking forest.
4:54 Bobby Lee? You have a grizzly.
4:55 Speaker 03 No, I'm very keen to know. I would never know.
4:59 Bobby Lee? Bears hibernate down there?
5:01 Speaker 03 I, first of all, I'm.
5:03 Bobby Lee? That's a dank hole, dude. That's a, that's a, a resting place for bears.
5:07 Speaker 03 I can't believe you just said you seem like you have a gnarly bush down there. That is the worst thing anyone's ever said to me.
5:12 Bobby Lee? Okay, if I'm in a subway, I didn't know you.
5:15 Speaker 03 You would think I have a bush?
5:16 Bobby Lee? Let's, let's, if everyone was here, I'd go.
5:18 Speaker 03 I kinda understood.
5:19 Bobby Lee? I would go medium, you know what I mean? None, medium, a little, uh, a lot, and.
5:28 Speaker 03 Oh my God, no wonder why I'm itchy. What the fuck is down there? I just got bitten by something from his crotch.
5:35 Bobby Lee? Really?
5:35 Speaker 03 Yeah.
5:35 Bobby Lee? I would say you're a super, super strength.
5:38 Speaker 03 Like bit, like a lot?
5:40 Bobby Lee? Super strength, yeah.
5:41 Speaker 03 No.
5:42 Bobby Lee? Okay, is it?
5:42 Speaker 03 Not at all.
5:43 Bobby Lee? A little?
5:43 Speaker 03 No.
5:44 Bobby Lee? Do you shave it?
5:45 Speaker 03 Yes.
5:48 Speaker 00 Not gnarly.
5:49 Speaker 03 I'm very like with hair stuff, I just.
5:51 Bobby Lee? Really?
5:52 Speaker 03 But I understand.
5:52 Bobby Lee? You don't have any on your arms really.
5:54 Speaker 03 No, I'm not, yeah.
5:55 Bobby Lee? Can I touch your skin real quick?
5:56 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's soft.
5:57 Bobby Lee? Oh my God, you're so soft.
5:58 Speaker 03 Yeah. Are you hard?
6:03 Speaker 03 Because he is. I'm itching and he just hit me with his dick. Hyman.
6:07 Speaker 04 No, I didn't.
6:08 Speaker 03 I forgot, what's your name?
6:11 Speaker 04 Tommy Lee.
6:12 Speaker 03 Tommy Lee? Tommy Lee. What's your real name?
6:15 Speaker 04 My name, oh.
6:16 Speaker 03 I'm sorry to wake you.
6:17 Bobby Lee? Have you met him? Oh, Hyman.
6:18 Speaker 04 It's Hyman.
6:19 Speaker 03 Hyman?
6:20 Speaker 04 Hyman, no, it's Jamie, actually.
6:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, call him Hyman.
6:22 Speaker 03 You seem broken.
6:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he's so broken and he's, I mean, can I say something?
6:25 Speaker 03 I hated what I just said. You know when you say something and you immediately hate yourself? I fucking hate myself so much because I said you seem broken. It was so hacky.
6:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
6:34 Speaker 04 No, I'm fine. I just, I smudge on myself.
6:36 Speaker 03 You seem fine. Like you seem like nothing bothers you. Do you get upset a lot, like about the world? No, you just jerk off and play video games. Am I right?
6:46 Speaker 04 No. I was watching TV right now, so.
6:50 Speaker 03 What?
6:51 Speaker 04 I was watching TV.
6:51 Bobby Lee? Okay, anyway.
6:52 Speaker 04 And, uh.
6:53 Speaker 03 Just now?
6:53 Bobby Lee? I think we're good.
6:54 Speaker 04 A couple of months, a couple of minutes ago.
6:56 Bobby Lee? I think we did it. You know what I mean?
6:57 Speaker 03 I'm gonna call my.
6:58 Bobby Lee? It's a lot. We should do a new show called, with you and it called Hit on the Spectrum.
7:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I think I just came up with it, yeah. Because no one, no one will love you. No one will love you, but you're on the spectrum.
7:10 Speaker 03 He's very sweet.
7:11 Bobby Lee? What is that?
7:12 Speaker 04 I smudge on lots. I ordered it by myself.
7:14 Bobby Lee? Dude, how old are you?
7:16 Speaker 04 Twenty-eight.
7:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
7:17 Speaker 03 This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
7:20 Bobby Lee? What?
7:20 Speaker 03 My children are more together.
7:23 Bobby Lee? You can tell already!
7:25 Speaker 03 When, yeah.
7:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
7:26 Speaker 03 I'm joking. You're very nice.
7:27 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
7:28 Speaker 03 Do you get offended or upset if people make fun of you?
7:30 Speaker 04 No.
7:30 Speaker 03 Fine, you're a fucking mess.
7:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you are.
7:33 Speaker 03 You're a mess.
7:34 Bobby Lee? And I have to apologize something. I fucked you out of a gig.
7:37 Speaker 04 When? Houston?
7:39 Bobby Lee? No, just now.
7:41 Speaker 04 Why?
7:42 Bobby Lee? Earlier today.
7:43 Speaker 03 What happened?
7:44 Bobby Lee? I feel so bad about it. And I didn't try to fuck you out of the gig. I just was trying to.
7:47 Speaker 03 Does she know your relationship with this man? No.
7:49 Bobby Lee? Okay, so, um.
7:50 Speaker 04 This relationship with this man?
7:52 Bobby Lee? Well, I was at Home Depot one.
7:55 Speaker 04 Is packed.
7:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And, you know, I was with my friend from ICE and I said, not that one. But anyway, um, no, we, um, Ralph Bobozzo came here as a guest and he grew up with Ralph Bobozzo.
8:09 Speaker 03 Oh, okay.
8:09 Bobby Lee? And so we've been using him on this as a sidekick and it's been pretty, working pretty good.
8:14 Speaker 03 Good.
8:14 Bobby Lee? Anyway, fuck you.
8:15 Speaker 04 What do you mean?
8:16 Bobby Lee? Earlier today, well, um, let's be honest with it. Cause Amir Kay texted me. Amir Kay?
8:22 Speaker 04 Yeah.
8:23 Bobby Lee? And he goes, yo, can Jaime do feature? And I've never seen you do thirty minutes. I've only seen you do ten minutes. So I just basically said, I don't know.
8:33 Speaker 03 That's not fucking, that's not.
8:34 Speaker 04 Helping him out.
8:35 Speaker 03 That's helping him.
8:36 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
8:37 Bobby Lee? Because I don't know. I mean, you're good at ten, but I'd say I don't wanna you not be able to do thirty and then Amir BK, right?
8:42 Speaker 03 I would have said the exact.
8:44 Bobby Lee? Hey, thank you!
8:45 Speaker 03 Plus you don't, you're, you're.
8:47 Bobby Lee? I'm refined.
8:47 Speaker 03 Word. If, if you're saying he can and you don't know.
8:51 Bobby Lee? That's who was gonna say that.
8:52 Speaker 03 Can you do thirty?
8:53 Bobby Lee? You're refined, what?
8:53 Speaker 04 Um.
8:54 Speaker 03 No.
8:54 Speaker 04 No.
8:55 Bobby Lee? No, there's no way.
8:55 Speaker 03 I just felt that when you said, um, you either know or you don't.
8:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, there's no way. You can't even do fifteen, huh?
9:00 Speaker 04 I can do fifteen.
9:01 Bobby Lee? Okay, but thirty no.
9:01 Speaker 03 Do it right now. No, I'm joking.
9:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
9:04 Speaker 04 No, I can do fifteen.
9:05 Bobby Lee? He's, you're actually pretty good for the amount of time you've been doing it.
9:09 Speaker 03 How long have you been doing it?
9:10 Speaker 04 Um, a year and four months.
9:11 Speaker 03 Oh, that's nothing.
9:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
9:13 Speaker 03 Yeah.
9:14 Bobby Lee? But he has no fear, which is.
9:15 Speaker 03 Really?
9:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he has no fear.
9:17 Speaker 03 I love that. Are you high energy on stage?
9:20 Bobby Lee? Look at him, no.
9:21 Speaker 03 No, I said, I said that as a joke.
9:25 Speaker 03 It's probably like being on Ambien.
9:27 Speaker 04 No, I think I am.
9:28 Speaker 03 You are what?
9:29 Speaker 04 More high energy.
9:30 Speaker 03 Really?
9:31 Speaker 04 Yeah.
9:31 Speaker 03 Okay.
9:32 Bobby Lee? Well, compared to who?
9:33 Speaker 04 Huh?
9:34 Bobby Lee? Compared to who?
9:35 Speaker 03 A corpse?
9:36 Speaker 04 Okay, Jim Carrey's a ten.
9:37 Bobby Lee? Argus Hamilton, like who?
9:38 Speaker 04 Oh, I wouldn't compare myself to.
9:40 Bobby Lee? No, no, I think you're, you're on the lower range, I think.
9:43 Speaker 04 Pretty mellow.
9:45 Speaker 00 Not high energy.
9:46 Bobby Lee? Wait, hold on.
9:47 Speaker 04 Mellow and high energy, you know?
9:48 Speaker 03 You're mellow and high energy. I'm thin and fat.
9:53 Speaker 03 So, I totally get it.
9:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:56 Speaker 04 No, but.
9:56 Bobby Lee? Okay.
9:57 Speaker 04 It's pretty good. But, yeah, I got you.
9:59 Bobby Lee? Okay, whatever. Anyway, Jessica.
10:01 Speaker 03 You're just so sweet.
10:02 Bobby Lee? Either speak up.
10:03 Speaker 03 I feel bad, but if you're not gonna get upset or offended, I'll go into it with you.
10:06 Speaker 04 Okay, I'll go into you. Not like that, but.
10:09 Speaker 03 He just said, "I'll go into you."
10:10 Bobby Lee? What's your body count, you think?
10:11 Speaker 03 Can you imagine if I was with a man again and it was him?
10:16 Bobby Lee? That would be so funny.
10:17 Speaker 03 Like, I was like, "You switched me."
10:18 Bobby Lee? Hate on the spectrum, let's do it.
10:20 Speaker 03 I want dick again. I haven't had it.
10:22 Bobby Lee? When's the last time you had dick, the dick?
10:25 Speaker 03 Um, when I was twenty-five, probably? And I'm sixty-eight. No, I'm joking.
10:33 Bobby Lee? How many, wait, how many dicks did you have before that?
10:35 Speaker 03 Well, I slept with guys in college because I really did not know I was gay.
10:41 Bobby Lee? Oh, wow. Did it feel good?
10:43 Speaker 03 You know, it wasn't like torture for me. I can, I find men attractive. I just have no desire to be with them sexually or in a relationship, but I get it. Like, I understand why women are attracted to them. I didn't even know they weren't women because I was in a blackout. I was like, "Wow, your clit is huge."
11:00 Bobby Lee? Oh, you're using them?
11:05 Bobby Lee? Well, you're drinking them?
11:06 Speaker 03 Yes.
11:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, because you're, we're both recovering.
11:09 Speaker 03 I thought you said, "You're using that," and I was like, "What do you mean?"
11:11 Bobby Lee? No, I was, you said, "You're using them."
11:13 Speaker 03 Yes.
11:14 Bobby Lee? You're using, you're drinking them?
11:15 Speaker 03 I'm sorry, it's your Asian accent.
11:16 Bobby Lee? I know, it's thick, I get it, all right? Man.
11:19 Speaker 03 I don't understand anything. I love you.
11:22 Bobby Lee? So, you were drinking and then, and then after twenty-five, you went to vag? Vag?
11:29 Speaker 03 Well, yeah, I had my, I met my first partner in my Jewish sorority. Isn't that the greatest story?
11:36 Speaker 04 I've never seen Jew vag.
11:37 Speaker 03 Jaj?
11:40 Bobby Lee? Never seen Jaj before, dude.
11:42 Speaker 03 Yeah.
11:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It's probably normal.
11:43 Speaker 03 It's like, eh, it just makes the sound like.
11:46 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
11:46 Speaker 03 No, you really? You've never been with a Jewish girl?
11:50 Bobby Lee? Come on. No, I.
11:51 Speaker 03 Are you serious?
11:51 Bobby Lee? I swear to God.
11:52 Speaker 03 I'm shocked that you have.
11:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I've never been with a, I don't think they like me.
11:55 Speaker 04 No, they have standards.
11:56 Speaker 03 You're a Nazi.
11:58 Bobby Lee? No, I'm Palestinian.
12:03 Bobby Lee? Political. It's political, we're getting political.
12:06 Speaker 03 We are not getting.
12:06 Bobby Lee? We're not, we don't want to do that. No, I've never had the, I'll, I'll, I'll tell you the races, the types of vag I've never had.
12:13 Speaker 03 Okay.
12:14 Bobby Lee? Okay, so I've never had black vag.
12:16 Speaker 03 Really?
12:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
12:18 Speaker 03 Wow.
12:18 Bobby Lee? I know, I've tried. They're like nah, dog, whatever they say. Whatever they say.
12:24 Speaker 03 Nah, dog.
12:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, nah, nah, whatever they say.
12:27 Speaker 03 Nah, dog, you ain't going in there.
12:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that type of thing, you know what I mean?
12:32 Bobby Lee? You're not gonna get up on this shit, you know, that kind of stuff.
12:34 Speaker 03 You ain't going in there.
12:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so.
12:36 Speaker 03 You Asian.
12:39 Bobby Lee? You yellow.
12:42 Bobby Lee? Were you yellow?
12:43 Speaker 03 I never do that voice anymore because, you know.
12:46 Bobby Lee? But yeah, so I've never had, no, okay, no black vag. I've never had Persian vag.
12:51 Speaker 03 Yeah, I mean, I, right, I had black, I had, I love them saying black vag.
12:56 Speaker 00 I had a black vag.
12:58 Speaker 03 I've had black vag.
12:59 Speaker 00 Yum yum.
13:01 Speaker 03 It was delicious.
13:03 Bobby Lee? With some caviar.
13:04 Speaker 03 In a threesome, this is a true story, in a threesome.
13:06 Speaker 00 Nice.
13:07 Bobby Lee? Whoa, okay, good.
13:08 Speaker 03 Yeah, and I wasn't into it.
13:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
13:10 Speaker 03 I wasn't, because I was very confused, there was too much going on with you, I'm ADD, I could not focus.
13:15 Bobby Lee? Are you on something?
13:16 Speaker 03 Yes.
13:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, me too.
13:17 Speaker 03 No, I'm not.
13:18 Bobby Lee? Me, I am.
13:19 Speaker 03 I'm really not.
13:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
13:20 Speaker 03 I'm, I.
13:20 Bobby Lee? You've never done Asian vag?
13:22 Speaker 03 Never.
13:23 Speaker 00 Why?
13:23 Speaker 03 But I haven't done a lot, I've gone from relationship to relationship.
13:26 Bobby Lee? Are you single now?
13:27 Speaker 03 No.
13:29 Bobby Lee? Well, were you single bef, when I met you, when we did shows in Canada?
13:32 Speaker 03 Yes.
13:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, oh, so it's a new thing?
13:34 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:34 Bobby Lee? How, how did you?
13:35 Speaker 03 I mean, not, yeah, it's, it's, it's kind of, I'm into it, but not.
13:38 Bobby Lee? It's new?
13:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, I mean, yeah.
13:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we don't have to get that into it, but you know what, when I was a waiter at Brockton Villa in the early, in the mid nineteen eighty, nineties.
13:48 Speaker 00 Eighteen.
13:49 Speaker 03 Eighteen?
13:49 Speaker 00 Eighteen ninety.
13:52 Speaker 03 Harold, he's on the railroad, I brought K V R.
13:58 Bobby Lee? Eighteen, eighteen eighty?
14:04 Speaker 03 I met her in a tavern.
14:05 Bobby Lee? I have two job, railroad and also Obi and Dan. I met her, in between I go do one job to the other. Okay, anyway. In the nineteen nineties. I just woke up, I'm finally kind of, right?
14:20 Speaker 03 You're doing fine.
14:20 Bobby Lee? Alright, so I was waiting tables and there was, it was in La Jolla. You know, you've been to the La Jolla Comedy Store, Comedy Store, right?
14:27 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
14:27 Bobby Lee? It's a beautiful town.
14:28 Speaker 03 Yeah.
14:28 Bobby Lee? Very rich.
14:29 Speaker 03 Yeah.
14:29 Bobby Lee? And I met this girl, she was beautiful, but she was also really down to earth.
14:36 Speaker 03 Yeah.
14:36 Bobby Lee? Like what you would see, like, someone like that on TikTok, you'd be like, oh no, you know what I mean? But she was like, worked hard, you know what I mean? Not racist or, you know what I mean, just cool in every, in every way.
14:49 Speaker 03 That's good for you because we've talked about this and I think you, it's good for you to meet someone
14:54 Bobby Lee? We talked to many times.
14:55 Speaker 03 Who's centered and
14:56 Bobby Lee? Oh, I know.
14:57 Speaker 03 Grounded.
14:58 Bobby Lee? Those kicks.
14:58 Speaker 03 And not a, you know, stripper, you know what I mean?
15:04 Bobby Lee? Or an escort.
15:05 Speaker 03 I'm joking.
15:06 Bobby Lee? Okay, anyway, um.
15:09 Speaker 03 No, but you know what I'm saying, I'm joking, but I
15:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I know you were, I know exactly what you're saying.
15:12 Speaker 03 It's my biggest thing after being like, in a difficult relationship, being older, I'm like, I just need to find someone who's kind. And who's, um, works on themselves.
15:23 Bobby Lee? Right.
15:23 Speaker 03 That's a big thing for me. And of course, like, a good person, like you're saying, who's not, like, judgmental or, it's very important.
15:31 Bobby Lee? Or sending, setting boundaries.
15:33 Speaker 03 Yes.
15:34 Bobby Lee? You know, like, um, I saw a girl recently where she was smoking, she started smoking weed in my car.
15:41 Speaker 03 That's crazy.
15:42 Bobby Lee? And I'm like, I looked over, I go, you know, no, I go, you know, sober, right?
15:46 Speaker 03 They, they don't care.
15:47 Bobby Lee? They don't care, you know what I mean? And it's like, because you wanna smash whatever, you kind of like, you're not that mad about it. Like if a guy did, I would like, what the fuck, bro? Right? But here it's like, you know what I mean, like you're trying to like
15:59 Speaker 03 I'll relapse if you blow me.
16:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, basically, you know what I mean? But now I'm trying to set bound, like, I want to set more boundary. Anyway, um.
16:09 Speaker 03 You should.
16:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but when we were in Canada doing those, how many shows did we do in Canada? A couple, right?
16:13 Speaker 03 Well, we were supposed to do like seven and then three got cancelled because of the weather.
16:18 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's right.
16:19 Speaker 03 But we did a bunch and you're just amazing.
16:21 Bobby Lee? We had so much fun. It was me, you and Tom.
16:22 Speaker 03 Yeah, Segura.
16:24 Bobby Lee? Segura and, um, what's weird about those shows is there's always like a clan of, we lo, I love them, but some, you know, a native person giving you like.
16:35 Speaker 03 I know.
16:35 Bobby Lee? A carved, you know, wooden thing, you know what I mean? Can you, you know what I mean?
16:39 Speaker 03 I know.
16:39 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? You're like, okay, and you're with the tribe. You don't even know what tribe it is. You don't know even what it is you're holding.
16:45 Speaker 03 Nothing, I know.
16:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
16:47 Speaker 03 Someone gave me beads and I put them up my ass. I found out it was supposed to be a bracelet. It felt so bad because it came from like the ground.
16:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It's, right, and then there's always some sort of seance sometimes or?
17:00 Speaker 03 I did not attend to seance. I would have been.
17:02 Bobby Lee? Well, there's like a, something lit.
17:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, there's always something lit.
17:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and smoking, you know what I mean? And then there's always like some sort of thing you have to read.
17:10 Speaker 03 And you and I are having like an anxiety attack.
17:12 Bobby Lee? Oh, my God, you and I, dude, you and I are the worst together.
17:14 Speaker 03 In, in the car, well, we're, we love being with each other.
17:17 Bobby Lee? We do love being.
17:18 Speaker 03 Oh, we'll be in an SUV like, I don't know if I'm gonna do well. Do I look okay? I hope I do okay.
17:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, you know what I mean? It's a lot of that. And we feed into each other's like, you know, insecurity.
17:27 Speaker 03 Yeah.
17:28 Bobby Lee? And then when we're actually there, it's like, you know, but we always end up doing, I think people are annoyed by us, I think.
17:34 Speaker 03 Well, you never think you're gonna do well and you kill.
17:37 Bobby Lee? And you too.
17:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, I just, I don't, I'm being, this is not an ins, I don't care anymore. I don't care. I really mean that.
17:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:47 Speaker 03 I don't, I hope I do well, but you know what? The circumstances we were dealing with.
17:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
17:52 Speaker 03 Fucking insane. We were outside. It's called the Outdoor Comedy Festival and it was raining.
17:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
17:58 Speaker 03 On most of it.
17:59 Bobby Lee? Oh, my God.
17:59 Speaker 03 Thousands of people just walking around under a, I'm like. We'll do the best we can.
18:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:05 Speaker 03 And considering, we did great.
18:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I remember one, I don't know which one it was, but it was raining and then also people were wearing raincoats and it's like a sea of people.
18:14 Speaker 03 Yeah.
18:15 Bobby Lee? In picnic tables, you know what I mean, and like beach, you know what I mean, stairs and stuff like that.
18:19 Speaker 03 Mud.
18:20 Bobby Lee? Mud.
18:20 Speaker 03 Just walking.
18:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and it's, and it's also, kind of so it's gloomy.
18:24 Speaker 03 Yeah.
18:25 Bobby Lee? Like the sky is gray, you know what I mean, and it's like, it's miserable.
18:28 Speaker 03 It is.
18:29 Bobby Lee? And we're just like, alright, let's do it, you know?
18:31 Speaker 03 Yeah, no one likes it.
18:33 Bobby Lee? No one likes, no, no one likes it, yeah, yeah. And then, um, you know, I think I'm getting a little bit of that too, I was on, um, I was in Columbus doing the Funny Bone, you ever played there?
18:42 Speaker 03 Yeah.
18:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And, let me be honest with you. There, it was the toughest crowd I'd seen.
18:48 Speaker 03 Really?
18:48 Bobby Lee? Since my new, it was tough, it's like they, it's like ninety-nine point nine percent white people.
18:56 Speaker 03 Well, yeah, that's, for me, that's not great.
18:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:59 Speaker 03 I love a huge mix and.
19:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, me too, I need that.
19:04 Speaker 03 Me too.
19:04 Bobby Lee? I go, hey, is there any Asians here, you hear someone in the back going, you know? And you're like, is that a Japanese girl with a, you know what I mean, and so that, that's it.
19:13 Speaker 03 Yeah.
19:13 Bobby Lee? And it's like most, not that they are, but most, most of them are like, I was, you know, I was there on January sixth, you know what I mean? They're kind of bearded, you know what I mean? Which I love, I love them, you know what I mean, and I'm in the middle, definitely in the middle, but, um,
19:25 Speaker 03 Yeah.
19:26 Bobby Lee? But, um, you know, and then it's like, um, it's just harder, but I remember at one point on stage, I was like, ah, fuck it up, you know, you know what I mean, like?
19:33 Speaker 03 It's very freeing.
19:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's freeing, fuck, I don't care anymore.
19:36 Speaker 03 Because, I think a lot of times it's us, but a lot of times it's the circumstances too. Or like, it could be what's going on in the world.
19:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
19:45 Speaker 03 An energy that's going on.
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22:43 Bobby Lee? There's another theory that he's dead. Yeah, that he had died, you know, and killed, and it's like.
22:50 Speaker 03 Oh, my God, that could totally be what happened.
22:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that could have happened too, because it's like, well, then they'll make up an excuse and people will believe it.
22:57 Speaker 03 That he died on his own. He had.
22:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he killed himself or something. Yeah, yeah. Jeffrey Epstein did.
23:02 Speaker 03 He slipped on a tortilla chip.
23:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, drowned in friola.
23:11 Bobby Lee? You know, the big vat of friola.
23:13 Speaker 03 He choked on an edge.
23:13 Bobby Lee? And that's what you get when you refry things.
23:16 Speaker 04 Yeah.
23:16 Bobby Lee? How about just beans?
23:18 Speaker 03 Were you trying to get something in?
23:21 Speaker 03 Because we're just talking. I keep hearing.
23:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, get your jokes. How about, put your hand up when you want to put your joke in. What's your joke?
23:28 Speaker 04 You can't slip on a tortilla chip because.
23:31 Speaker 03 What's a tortilla chip? Tortilla chip. Is it a tortilla?
23:35 Bobby Lee? Is it an actual ship, like Amuston?
23:37 Speaker 04 Because I can't say.
23:39 Speaker 04 A tortilla chip.
23:40 Speaker 03 You can't slip on a Titanic.
23:44 Speaker 04 You can't slip on the chip.
23:45 Speaker 03 On a what?
23:46 Speaker 04 On a chip.
23:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
23:47 Speaker 03 Well, I.
23:48 Bobby Lee? It's a joke.
23:49 Speaker 03 You know what? That's why it's even funnier.
23:51 Bobby Lee? That's why it's funny.
23:51 Speaker 03 Like, if I had said banana peel, it wouldn't have killed.
23:54 Bobby Lee? That's how comedy works, really. Yeah, you know.
23:57 Speaker 04 Forgive me, I'm already a year in.
23:59 Bobby Lee? Oh, is that the excuse now? Is that the, okay.
24:02 Speaker 04 I get the pass.
24:03 Bobby Lee? Oh, we'll let you have it.
24:04 Speaker 03 You do?
24:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
24:05 Speaker 04 No, um, no, it's crazy. You know what they're trying to cover up?
24:08 Speaker 03 What?
24:09 Speaker 04 The whole Katy Perry, she was launched into space.
24:12 Speaker 03 But what are they trying to cover up?
24:14 Speaker 04 They're trying to, like, ease away from what's going on. It's on my TikTok.
24:19 Speaker 03 My God, I'm so okay. You know what I mean? I always got, like, really fucked up.
24:23 Bobby Lee? Or you go, how is he alive? I mean, 28 years and.
24:28 Speaker 03 But he's also a very kind guy.
24:31 Bobby Lee? No, that's not.
24:32 Speaker 03 I'm sorry. I'm just, I feel sensitive.
24:34 Bobby Lee? But how is he alive is what I'm saying.
24:36 Speaker 04 Because I stay away from danger.
24:38 Bobby Lee? Oh, wow.
24:38 Speaker 03 Jesus.
24:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but I don't even know.
24:40 Speaker 03 Get out of the business.
24:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's all danger. It's all danger.
24:43 Speaker 03 You're a second away from dying in this business.
24:46 Bobby Lee? Although they have it easier than us.
24:48 Speaker 03 Yeah, you do.
24:49 Bobby Lee? Because we.
24:50 Speaker 03 I was just telling the Uber driver that.
24:51 Bobby Lee? What?
24:52 Speaker 03 While I was jerking him off, I was telling him that.
24:57 Speaker 03 That it's very different now, that you can up stupid videos on TikTok and be like a star.
25:02 Bobby Lee? And survive, yeah, yeah.
25:03 Speaker 03 Yeah, you end up at the club and it gets sold out and then the people leave in the middle of the thing. Cause they're like, this isn't even a comedian.
25:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I mean, I talked to a club owner who owns a bunch of chains and he goes, because I remember I asked him, I go, back in the day, I remember you booking people, the people that you liked. He goes, I can't do that anymore.
25:25 Speaker 03 Yep.
25:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I had to book people that's gonna sell the room out.
25:27 Speaker 03 That's exactly right, especially since COVID.
25:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
25:30 Speaker 03 They've talked to me about it too.
25:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And it's kind of, how do you feel about that?
25:35 Speaker 03 It's upsetting because I always felt like that, um,
25:40 Speaker 03 I always felt like that about female comics. This is the thing. I am the most, I am not competitive. Like, I, I don't, I don't compare myself to people because I always tried to be different. So I, but, you know, it was hard when there were girls coming up like that had TikToks or like they were showing their vagina.
25:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
25:59 Speaker 03 And then they would sell out the room. And then people would come, it's funny, but it's true. And then people would go.
26:06 Bobby Lee? I love those shows.
26:07 Speaker 03 Yeah.
26:09 Speaker 03 I get it. But I, people would go to the shows and then be like, female comics suck. This woman, that made it very upsetting.
26:17 Bobby Lee? That, okay, this, this is, you just got me going, right?
26:20 Speaker 03 That's hard for me because I'm not, I'm just a comic. Like, I don't, male comics in New York was like, you're not a female comic, you're a comic, like, right? So that's frustrating.
26:31 Bobby Lee? Because I've, I've heard some guys say, not comics, but people that supposedly likes comedy, they go, I don't find women that funny. I go, really? You don't find Jessica Cruz sound funny? And they go, oh, she's great.
26:41 Speaker 03 You know what I mean? That's very sweet.
26:42 Bobby Lee? But, but it's like, they don't even equate her into what, but what do you, what are you thinking about when I'm saying female comic? Or whatever, you know what I mean? Cause I can name you 30 people, just off the top of my head, that are fucking Rosebud Baker, they're just so funny, you know what I mean?
26:57 Speaker 03 Rachel Feins.
26:58 Bobby Lee? Oh, fucking a beast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:59 Speaker 03 So it's like, it's really, I, I think that a lot of people, I know a lot of people go in and they're like, this is a woman, she's not gonna be, you've really proved yourself as a female comic.
27:09 Bobby Lee? But for Asians, it's the same way.
27:10 Speaker 03 I'm sure.
27:11 Bobby Lee? In the 90s, but I would have comics come up to me and go, yo, Asians aren't funny. We laugh at you.
27:17 Speaker 03 Wow, that's great.
27:18 Bobby Lee? Right.
27:18 Speaker 03 That's horrible.
27:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and I'd be like, but I just did better than you.
27:22 Speaker 03 Yeah, I know.
27:23 Bobby Lee? On stage, you know what I mean? And it gave me motivation. That's why I think I'm so hung up about crushing.
27:30 Speaker 03 Yeah.
27:30 Bobby Lee? Right? I'm like, I carry a world on my shoulder.
27:33 Speaker 03 I get it. I'm like that as a female comic.
27:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
27:35 Speaker 03 I feel like I have to fucking rip the room apart.
27:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And they know, I don't hear that anymore. You know what I mean? They're all, they all kiss my ass. I like it, it feels good.
27:44 Speaker 03 Well, you're a killer, you know?
27:46 Bobby Lee? Thank you, you are too, but, um, but it, I think it was because of how I was, uh, what I saw early on in my career was, you, what year did you start again? We've probably talked about it.
27:56 Speaker 03 What year?
27:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
27:57 Speaker 03 Ninety-nine.
27:58 Bobby Lee? Yes, I started in ninety-five.
27:59 Speaker 03 Right, you started right bef-
28:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but it was tough.
28:02 Speaker 03 Thirty years, crazy.
28:04 Bobby Lee? Tough, then.
28:04 Speaker 03 I'm sure.
28:06 Bobby Lee? Because comedy was undead.
28:08 Speaker 03 You started here, right?
28:09 Bobby Lee? San Diego.
28:10 Speaker 03 Oh, so it's even harder when you start in a city that's not like-
28:13 Bobby Lee? In a sea town.
28:14 Speaker 03 Right.
28:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
28:14 Speaker 03 Yeah.
28:15 Bobby Lee? And you, New York for you.
28:16 Speaker 03 Yeah, always.
28:17 Bobby Lee? Who would you say your, um, peers are, the guys that you started with, your class?
28:22 Speaker 03 Oh my god. I mean, I, Rachel is my best friend, my sister, um, so we started together. But I started with, believe it or not, Dimitri Martin Brody.
28:32 Bobby Lee? Love.
28:33 Speaker 03 I did, I did, I did a, um, I did a, uh, what's it called? A laundromat with them every Wednesday on Seventh Avenue. We would perform for like two people during the laund-
28:44 Bobby Lee? Dimitri too?
28:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, all of us.
28:46 Bobby Lee? I love him so much.
29:17 Speaker 03 Yeah, but Sherrod.
29:18 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
29:19 Speaker 03 The all Tony Rock.
29:20 Bobby Lee? Oh, wow.
29:21 Speaker 03 Um, yeah, that whole crew.
29:23 Bobby Lee? Wow, wow, wow, wow.
29:25 Speaker 03 Yeah.
29:25 Bobby Lee? My class was, um, people you never even heard of.
29:27 Speaker 03 Like, they're not around anymore.
29:29 Bobby Lee? A lot, most of them are, I mean, there were guys that like, um, like Nick Swartson and Zach Alphonakis, who were like, um, and we were, sometimes, you know, we say hi, but they were my, they were more doing alt-y kind of thing.
29:42 Speaker 03 Yeah, of course.
29:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so I was more of a club guy.
29:44 Speaker 03 Yeah.
29:44 Bobby Lee? But they were always so super nice to me, and we, I would consider them friends, but the ones from the club level, um, not a lot.
29:51 Speaker 03 I mean, most drop out. Like, I mean, I could name tons of people, but they're not doing it anymore.
29:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
29:57 Speaker 03 Or they're in a mental institution.
29:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, no, one time, one time, um.
30:02 Speaker 04 I had a question.
30:03 Bobby Lee? Can I finish mine?
30:04 Speaker 04 Okay. Well, no.
30:05 Bobby Lee? I mean, I am the host of the show.
30:06 Speaker 04 I like listening to you guys.
30:08 Bobby Lee? Oh, you want to do yours first?
30:09 Speaker 04 Yeah, can I do it?
30:10 Bobby Lee? Okay, go ahead.
30:10 Speaker 03 Aw, good for you for being assertive.
30:12 Speaker 04 So like.
30:15 Speaker 03 Sorry, my mother's.
30:16 Speaker 00 By the way, instincts right here.
30:19 Bobby Lee? Go, go!
30:20 Speaker 04 I'm listening.
30:21 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna forget about mine, go!
30:22 Speaker 04 Okay, okay, uh, so like, you know, so I started a year ago.
30:26 Bobby Lee? Dude, you have to slow it down, too, because we're getting nervous.
30:28 Speaker 03 This is fine with women.
30:31 Speaker 04 No, so like, since I started a year ago, who, who, who do you think is in my class, like, from fifteen?
30:37 Bobby Lee? We don't really care.
30:38 Speaker 03 Wait, what?
30:38 Speaker 00 How would they know?
30:39 Bobby Lee? At the end of the day, we don't care.
30:40 Speaker 03 Hold on, this is amazing. The question you just asked is so amazing.
30:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, break it down.
30:45 Speaker 03 Say that again.
30:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, say it.
30:46 Speaker 03 No, I, I need, it's so fascinating. It's fat, just, trust me, it's fascinating.
30:52 Speaker 04 Fifteen years from now, when I started, like, a year ago.
30:56 Speaker 03 Okay.
30:56 Speaker 04 Who would be in my class, and I was thinking about it, too.
30:59 Bobby Lee? Okay, we could stop for a second, please.
31:01 Speaker 03 I'm, I'm.
31:02 Bobby Lee? I know, but Jeff, can I be honest with you?
31:04 Speaker 03 I'm lost.
31:05 Bobby Lee? I'm, I don't know what he's saying.
31:06 Speaker 03 I have no idea.
31:07 Bobby Lee? Because now we're going into the future, does it feel like future stuff?
31:09 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's like, I don't know who he starts with, I don't even.
31:13 Speaker 00 Only you would know that.
31:14 Speaker 04 I started with, but what, what do you think is gonna happen in fifteen years, is what he's saying? So fifteen years from now.
31:19 Bobby Lee? Okay, so fifteen years from now.
31:21 Speaker 04 I'll be in your seat, and then I'll have.
31:22 Bobby Lee? Maybe, maybe not.
31:23 Speaker 03 Fifteen years?
31:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
31:24 Speaker 03 No kidding, we've been doing it for eighty.
31:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:26 Speaker 03 No, I'm joking, so you were try, you were thinking about.
31:29 Bobby Lee? Break it down.
31:30 Speaker 03 Who would still be around in fifteen years from your class.
31:33 Speaker 04 And then I'm thinking, it could be the Hutu girl.
31:37 Speaker 04 She's in my class. Our class is special. We got Haikyuu girl, we got, um...
31:44 Speaker 00 He's thinking all celebrities from this time period are in his class.
31:47 Speaker 04 Oh.
31:48 Speaker 00 Timothy Chalamet.
31:52 Speaker 00 Same class as you.
31:55 Speaker 00 He was in his class.
31:56 Speaker 03 My god.
31:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, wow.
31:58 Speaker 04 My tall.
31:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
31:59 Speaker 03 Charlie X.
32:00 Speaker 00 Charlie X.
32:01 Speaker 04 Rachel Zegler.
32:05 Speaker 00 They're all in my class.
32:06 Speaker 03 Tony Hawk.
32:10 Speaker 03 B. Arthur.
32:11 Speaker 00 Yeah, B. Arthur.
32:15 Speaker 03 Benjamin Franklin.
32:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Flip Wilson. Anyway.
32:18 Speaker 03 Lassie.
32:19 Bobby Lee? Lassie, yeah. Is, what, honestly, uh, uh, you know, that is a question. I have no idea what you're saying, but it's like, cause now you're forced to tell it. We have no idea. What we're talking about is, I think you've, you've, you forgot about what we were talking about.
32:32 Speaker 04 No, cause I was talking about your class.
32:34 Bobby Lee? No, so what I'm saying...
32:35 Speaker 04 Demetri was in her class.
32:37 Bobby Lee? I know, but we're not... Have I mentioned anyone?
32:40 Speaker 03 I have to see your stand-up.
32:44 Speaker 00 Can he do 10, hey, can he do 10 for you?
32:45 Speaker 03 I'm not kidding.
32:46 Speaker 00 Can he do 10 for you?
32:46 Speaker 03 Can you do one joke for me? I don't wanna put you on the spot, but do you...
32:50 Bobby Lee? No, can I, let me defend him for a second.
32:52 Speaker 03 Okay.
32:52 Bobby Lee? So, um, two times, I've used him.
32:56 Speaker 03 Yeah.
32:56 Bobby Lee? All right? And packed rooms.
32:58 Speaker 03 Yeah.
32:59 Bobby Lee? Right? And the first time I was like, I was trying to figure out how to not get you to do it, you know what I mean? Like, whoa.
33:07 Speaker 03 I put poison in your drink.
33:08 Bobby Lee? No, no, or like, you know, you know, it's, you know, the audience is tight and we wanna, I wanna get to, you know what I mean, whatever.
33:13 Speaker 03 Yeah.
33:14 Bobby Lee? But, and you surprised me the first time.
33:16 Speaker 03 Yeah, I'm sure you're very funny.
33:17 Bobby Lee? I was like, oh my goodness, getting legitimate laugh.
33:20 Speaker 03 Good.
33:21 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? And then the second time you did great too. So what I'm saying is, is that I'm not really listening to your joke, I'm just more listening to the crowd reaction and you're pretty good, you know? But, um, tell her a joke.
33:32 Speaker 03 Do you mind?
33:32 Speaker 04 Well, it's cause, so like, I started, well, I didn't start with Ralph, but, um, when Ralph took off to like, on tour and everything, he took me on as his photographer and then he told me to switch to comedy.
33:44 Bobby Lee? Uh, uh, uh, do we don't...
33:46 Speaker 00 Wait, is this part of the premise?
33:47 Bobby Lee? We're not doing a biography on you, Dan, all right?
33:49 Speaker 03 You know what? It's the perfect thing for, for being a comedian is telling a very long setup.
33:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's really...
33:57 Speaker 03 And like a quick punch, like a, like, don't even pronounce, don't, don't even say the punchline, just go...
34:04 Speaker 03 Fast motion.
34:05 Bobby Lee? Okay.
34:05 Speaker 04 And then just get to the-
34:06 Speaker 03 But when I started, I was a photog- like- Perfect for jokes.
34:10 Bobby Lee? And maybe even lower energy. And let's go before photographer even.
34:14 Speaker 04 Okay.
34:15 Bobby Lee? Or let's start-
34:15 Speaker 03 In fact, just shit yourself.
34:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:18 Speaker 03 And then-
34:18 Bobby Lee? Start a little before, go ahead, and go.
34:21 Speaker 04 Uh, I used to work at T-Mobile. And then, I became a photographer.
34:27 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
34:27 Speaker 04 Well, it's not a joke, I'm just saying.
34:29 Speaker 03 Oh my god.
34:31 Speaker 04 I think I met you before with Ralph. At the New York, um-
34:35 Speaker 03 Is this the joke?
34:36 Speaker 04 No.
34:36 Speaker 03 Oh, okay.
34:37 Speaker 05 I think he's just talking to you.
34:37 Speaker 03 I didn't know if you do that, like, when you say to an audience member, like, "I think I met you before, Ralph."
34:44 Speaker 03 And I used to work at T-Mobile.
34:45 Speaker 05 Hi mate, you wanted just one joke?
34:47 Speaker 04 No, it's because I don't got jokes.
34:49 Speaker 03 Oh, you do like act outs, like-
34:51 Speaker 04 No, no, no, I think, because I don't, because I don't have jokes, like, like, fully. I just have chops, that's what-
34:57 Speaker 03 Can you tell me a chop?
34:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we want chops.
35:00 Speaker 03 Amazing conversation.
35:02 Bobby Lee? Because we don't know what chops are, and we would love to have some chops.
35:04 Speaker 03 Yeah.
35:05 Speaker 04 What is it, like chops is like-
35:06 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah.
35:07 Bobby Lee? I need some chops in my act, somebody would have told me that.
35:09 Speaker 03 Neither one of us have chops.
35:10 Speaker 04 Okay. Well, that's somebody told me-
35:13 Bobby Lee? Let's figure out what a chop is, by him saying it, because I don't even know what a chop is.
35:16 Speaker 03 Yeah, tell me what a chop is.
35:17 Bobby Lee? No, just do a chop, and then we'll figure it out.
35:20 Speaker 04 I don't know who told me this, but somebody at the Comedy Store said, "Hey, like, you got some chops, you don't got jokes yet." I forgot who it was.
35:29 Bobby Lee? Who said that?
35:29 Speaker 05 That's a chop right there, what you're experiencing is a chop.
35:32 Bobby Lee? That guy was roasting you, dude.
35:33 Speaker 04 I don't know who it was.
35:34 Speaker 05 That's a diss.
35:36 Bobby Lee? That's called a diss, not a chop.
35:37 Speaker 03 That's, that's a horrible insult.
35:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's terrible.
35:41 Speaker 04 It was a guy just at the bar, and he was talking to me, because he saw me on here.
35:46 Bobby Lee? Your bartender?
35:47 Speaker 04 No, no, no.
35:47 Bobby Lee? Okay.
35:48 Speaker 04 I think it was just-
35:48 Bobby Lee? Some random guy at a bar.
35:50 Speaker 03 A serial rapist.
35:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
35:52 Speaker 03 At the bar, at the Comedy Store.
35:54 Speaker 04 Uh, "You're not that funny." And I was like-
35:57 Speaker 03 It got worse.
35:58 Speaker 04 And I was like, I never said I was, you know, like-
36:00 Speaker 03 Aw.
36:01 Speaker 04 So.
36:02 Bobby Lee? Okay.
36:02 Speaker 03 People are fucking disgusting.
36:03 Bobby Lee? They're fucked up.
36:04 Speaker 03 Meanwhile, we're being horrific.
36:06 Bobby Lee? No, we're not! No, we're not!
36:08 Speaker 03 Come on, you might get some people, "Why are you so mean to-" I mean, I get, it's okay.
36:12 Bobby Lee? Do we get any ever?
36:13 Speaker 05 No.
36:13 Bobby Lee? We never get any.
36:14 Speaker 03 Don't fucking say it, because-
36:16 Bobby Lee? Tell me a chop, right now, dude. Tell me a chop, go ahead.
36:20 Speaker 04 Alright.
36:20 Bobby Lee? One, two, three, and go.
36:22 Speaker 04 Alright, so I was watching this Alzheimer's commercial.
36:26 Speaker 03 That's good, when you laugh for a while before you say even the setup.
36:31 Speaker 04 You're making me shy.
36:32 Speaker 03 Oh.
36:33 Bobby Lee? Just fucking do it, man!
36:34 Speaker 03 Now I feel bad.
36:36 Bobby Lee? What do you say when you go up on stage? Give me the first thing that you say when you go up on stage.
36:40 Speaker 04 I already told you.
36:41 Bobby Lee? What?
36:41 Speaker 04 About the lower back arthritis.
36:43 Bobby Lee? Then do the joke!
36:45 Speaker 03 Oh my god, I'm so depressed right now. I swear, you think I'm joking, but I'm so, I was so happy.
36:50 Bobby Lee? I know, no, no, let's talk about your festival.
36:52 Speaker 03 No, now I need to hear a chop!
36:54 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:55 Speaker 05 Chop it up, dude.
36:56 Bobby Lee? Do it now, or never.
36:58 Speaker 04 Okay.
37:00 Speaker 04 Oh.
37:00 Bobby Lee? You interrupted my story for this?
37:03 Speaker 03 It's time to end the show.
37:04 Bobby Lee? I forgot about what I was gonna say earlier, you fucking asshole! Fucking just do it now, man!
37:09 Speaker 03 My pubic hair grew.
37:12 Speaker 03 While you were talking, it's all time, I had now the bush.
37:15 Speaker 04 It was just about men over 25 are high risk of lower back arthritis. And the cause is just masturbating, standing up. And it's just nerve wracking.
37:26 Speaker 03 I know, it's okay.
37:28 Bobby Lee? No, that was a joke. Nerve wracking is a part of the joke.
37:31 Speaker 03 Oh.
37:34 Speaker 05 Nerve wracking. Gotcha!
37:37 Speaker 05 Boom, went over your head.
37:38 Speaker 03 That's hysterical.
37:39 Speaker 05 Went over your head.
37:41 Speaker 03 But...
37:41 Bobby Lee? He's alt, alt.
37:44 Bobby Lee? You know, it's like off, off, off Broadway.
37:46 Speaker 03 He's alt, alt, alt, alt, alt.
37:49 Bobby Lee? It's a new type of comedy, yeah, yeah. Well, that's what a chop is.
37:52 Speaker 05 I don't know.
37:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, chops are nothing, then.
37:55 Speaker 03 No, chops, you have something.
37:57 Speaker 05 It's not worked out.
37:58 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, let me try again. So, um...
38:00 Speaker 03 You have potential.
38:01 Bobby Lee? I was at a Verizon store, man, and I was like...
38:04 Speaker 05 Why'd you change your accent?
38:06 Bobby Lee? I don't know, I think this is the way you do chops. I think you have to do chops this way, yeah?
38:10 Speaker 03 Okay.
38:11 Bobby Lee? And my ankle hurt, man. You know what I mean? The guy behind the counter go, "What's so, what with your ankle?" I go, "I twisted it when I was jogging." You know what I mean? It's nerve wracking.
38:23 Speaker 05 Oh, that's the punchline every time!
38:25 Bobby Lee? Every time! You have to say nerve wracking.
38:29 Speaker 04 No wrecking.
38:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
38:32 Bobby Lee? That's what a chop is.
38:33 Speaker 03 Oh my god, that was so quick.
38:35 Bobby Lee? Say thank you dude, yeah, yeah.
38:37 Speaker 03 It was.
38:37 Bobby Lee? I think chops are inherently in me. Can I take that from you? What? Yeah, you could take that joke.
38:42 Speaker 03 I thought it was a great thing for you. You should lay on a stretcher.
38:46 Speaker 04 Why?
38:47 Speaker 03 Because it could be a great prop.
38:49 Bobby Lee? That's a great prop.
38:49 Speaker 03 Props are great.
38:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
38:51 Speaker 04 Like Darth?
38:51 Bobby Lee? You come up on a stretcher.
38:52 Speaker 03 Like Darth Vader? Darth Vader was on a stretcher?
38:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
38:56 Speaker 04 No, well, I mean, he was like, laid flat.
38:59 Bobby Lee? In what movie?
39:00 Speaker 03 What?
39:02 Speaker 04 Well, didn't he like, rise up from the ground?
39:05 Bobby Lee? You mean going to sleep and then waking up?
39:07 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
39:10 Bobby Lee? A bed?
39:11 Speaker 03 A bed?
39:13 Bobby Lee? Is that what you mean?
39:14 Speaker 04 A stretcher?
39:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
39:15 Speaker 04 Oh, like when you, like, when you die and then like, they put you on a stretcher?
39:19 Speaker 03 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. It's gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay.
39:24 Bobby Lee? He really doesn't know what a stretcher is.
39:26 Speaker 03 Okay, when you're, oh, you do? Okay. Cause it could be a good prop for you. You could wear like a gown. And lay on a stretcher and, you know, a straitjacket.
39:35 Bobby Lee? Okay, so this is what Jaime was talking about. So I think he, he meant this. Is that what you meant?
39:39 Speaker 03 Oh.
39:39 Speaker 04 Yeah.
39:40 Speaker 03 Was he on his back first and then he's?
39:43 Bobby Lee? Oh, that, yeah, that thing brings him forward. I see what you're saying.
39:46 Speaker 03 Are you a, are you a Star Wars fan?
39:48 Speaker 04 No.
39:49 Speaker 03 What are you a fan of?
39:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
39:52 Speaker 04 Stardew Valley?
39:53 Bobby Lee? No, you're not. Don't be jokey. What's your, what are you a fan of?
39:58 Speaker 04 Comedy.
40:00 Speaker 03 He's gonna be a star. This is a perfect situation.
40:04 Bobby Lee? You think so?
40:04 Speaker 03 Yeah.
40:05 Bobby Lee? He is good on podcasting, cause he's odd.
40:08 Speaker 03 And he's, and he's vulner, he's vulnerable.
40:11 Bobby Lee? He's vulnerable, yeah.
40:11 Speaker 03 He is. He'll, he'll be, he'll star in a sitcom as the neighbor.
40:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
40:16 Speaker 03 Or the cousin.
40:17 Bobby Lee? Just a couple of lines here and there.
40:19 Speaker 03 Yeah, well.
40:19 Bobby Lee? You crush it.
40:20 Speaker 03 Wear a helmet.
40:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:22 Speaker 04 Cause skateboarding?
40:23 Speaker 03 Not, not.
40:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, cause you're skateboarding, yeah.
40:25 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:27 Speaker 03 Yeah.
40:29 Bobby Lee? Did you, look, I have another question. I've never asked you this before.
40:32 Speaker 04 What?
40:33 Bobby Lee? Were you in like, regular school?
40:35 Speaker 04 Yeah.
40:37 Speaker 04 I was.
40:39 Bobby Lee? No, you, you, no, no, no, no, no.
40:41 Speaker 03 It's just the way you said it. Were you in regular school? Did you have a one?
40:46 Bobby Lee? No, what I'm saying is, when you're at school, right? And the, you know, the bell goes, right? And Ralph is going to the school. Are you going somewhere else?
40:54 Speaker 04 No, no, no.
40:56 Speaker 04 You might experience the same thing as me.
40:58 Speaker 03 The little bus, where you going?
41:00 Speaker 04 They take us, so the, the school bell rang and like the kids went to recess.
41:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
41:06 Speaker 03 Recess, I love recess.
41:08 Speaker 04 Recess.
41:09 Speaker 03 Recession.
41:10 Speaker 04 Oh.
41:10 Speaker 03 Say recess.
41:11 Speaker 04 Recess.
41:12 Speaker 03 Recession.
41:13 Bobby Lee? He can't do it.
41:13 Speaker 03 Alright.
41:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he's not gonna be able to do it.
41:15 Speaker 04 Mid-break.
41:17 Bobby Lee? Let me say significant again. Say significant in front of Jessica.
41:21 Speaker 04 Significant.
41:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, do it again.
41:23 Speaker 03 Please.
41:24 Bobby Lee? What?
41:24 Speaker 04 Significant.
41:25 Speaker 05 Oh, he been practicing.
41:26 Speaker 03 Well, that was good.
41:27 Bobby Lee? You've been practicing. What did you used to say?
41:28 Speaker 04 I can't say it.
41:29 Bobby Lee? Okay.
41:29 Speaker 05 We'll bleep it out.
41:31 Speaker 04 You want me to say it?
41:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we'll bleep it out.
41:32 Speaker 04 They, people, okay. I used to say it like, um, [BLEEP] it.
41:40 Speaker 04 It's because the school, I was blaming the school system.
41:42 Speaker 03 Please.
41:43 Bobby Lee? That's real.
41:44 Speaker 03 You.
41:45 Bobby Lee? That's not even a joke. That's how I used to say it.
41:47 Speaker 03 And you, so you don't mind getting roasted and stuff? This is great for your career. You're working with Bobby. I mean, this is like, are you getting more gigs now?
41:55 Speaker 04 Yeah.
41:56 Speaker 03 Yeah.
41:56 Speaker 04 One.
41:57 Speaker 03 This is perfect.
41:58 Speaker 05 I lost one.
41:59 Bobby Lee? And you're getting, are you?
42:00 Speaker 05 I lost one.
42:02 Speaker 03 I almost tapped your knee and then I thought you'd shoot semen in my eye.
42:07 Speaker 03 I swear to God, that's what just went.
42:08 Bobby Lee? And he gets women.
42:10 Speaker 03 I'm sure.
42:11 Bobby Lee? He gets more women than I do, I think.
42:12 Speaker 03 Really?
42:12 Speaker 05 Oh, no.
42:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:13 Speaker 04 Bobby gets more women.
42:15 Bobby Lee? Okay.
42:16 Speaker 03 But it's good you get women. Yeah.
42:18 Bobby Lee? I mean, what do you guys talk about it? Let's, let's talk about it, Justin, now.
42:21 Speaker 03 Whatever they do, it's significant.
42:22 Bobby Lee? Very good. We learned, we learned about chops. We mean, we learned so many things. Yeah, yeah.
42:28 Speaker 03 Yeah, I'm gonna use some chops now.
42:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, me too. They're so fun. They kill time, actually. Yeah, okay, um.
42:36 Speaker 04 It's no wrecking.
42:36 Speaker 03 They kill time.
42:38 Bobby Lee? Where did you?
42:39 Speaker 03 It's no wrecking.
42:44 Speaker 03 That was good.
42:44 Bobby Lee? That was good.
42:45 Speaker 03 That drink, you, do you get diarrhea from that?
42:48 Speaker 04 Surprisingly, yes.
42:49 Bobby Lee? Oh, God.
42:50 Speaker 05 Why you?
42:51 Bobby Lee? It's so good.
42:52 Speaker 05 He's so, so, you know.
42:53 Speaker 03 The surprisingly, yes was good delivery.
42:56 Bobby Lee? Jaime's one of those people that, um, also doesn't like, needs basic food. He does like sushi is not his thing. Do you eat sushi?
43:03 Speaker 03 Yes.
43:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
43:04 Speaker 03 What, what do you eat?
43:06 Speaker 04 Um.
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44:29 Bobby Lee? Do you eat sushi?
44:29 Speaker 03 Yes.
44:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
44:30 Speaker 03 What do you eat?
44:31 Speaker 04 Um, just like Chinese food and Mexican food.
44:36 Bobby Lee? Mmm. It's basic stuff.
44:38 Speaker 03 Do you eat ass?
44:39 Speaker 04 No.
44:40 Speaker 03 I knew it.
44:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Do you?
44:43 Speaker 03 I'm not getting into that right now.
44:44 Speaker 04 Right now.
44:46 Bobby Lee? I would assume yes.
44:48 Speaker 03 I am very open.
44:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
44:50 Speaker 03 Yeah.
44:51 Bobby Lee? You know, I mean, I talk about it about five months ago, I had my ass eaten the first time.
44:55 Speaker 03 That's it? Five months ago?
44:57 Bobby Lee? It was the very first time.
44:58 Speaker 03 Are you serious?
44:59 Bobby Lee? No, I'm not. I am, I mean, yes, I am serious.
45:01 Speaker 03 Well, did you not want that before?
45:02 Bobby Lee? Well, in my mind, I was just like, you know, it's like, you know, but you know, when we went to the shower, we showered together and she's like, hey, just put some body wash on your butthole.
45:11 Speaker 03 That's hot.
45:12 Bobby Lee? So I go, okay, and I do it. She made me do it like three or four times. I'm not gonna do the joke.
45:17 Speaker 03 First of all, this is, okay, but this is like so not a turn on, I feel like, like she should have just squirted it and cleaned it, like, don't you think?
45:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I don't know what she was doing. I thought you were just a guy being a joke, like just clean your body, you know?
45:32 Speaker 03 Oh.
45:33 Bobby Lee? And then when we went to the bedroom, you know, but it was like, it was unbelievable.
45:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, I mean supposedly men love that.
45:41 Bobby Lee? I don't know why I liked it.
45:43 Speaker 03 Cause it's wrong.
45:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, but I was.
45:45 Speaker 03 Don't you agree?
45:46 Bobby Lee? I was a jerk, I mean, can we even say that or no?
45:49 Speaker 00 Yeah, you could say jerk off.
45:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, but I was just like, oh yeah, it was great.
45:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was great. But anyway.
45:57 Speaker 03 If you were Jewish, you go, I, I.
46:00 Speaker 04 Yeah. My sinuses.
46:03 Speaker 04 Cause Jewish.
46:05 Speaker 03 Why don't you just call me a kike?
46:09 Bobby Lee? Sinuses, huh?
46:10 Speaker 04 Yeah, Jewish people have like that stereotype of my sinuses.
46:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
46:15 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's what we do. My sin, like that's so.
46:18 Bobby Lee? Bro, look at this, I have sinuses.
46:19 Speaker 00 Okay.
46:20 Bobby Lee? Let's talk about Jessica now.
46:21 Speaker 00 Yeah, sorry.
46:22 Bobby Lee? So, um, with this new relationship, are you guys moved in together?
46:26 Speaker 03 No.
46:27 Bobby Lee? You're not gonna do that anymore?
46:29 Speaker 03 It's not that I'm not gonna do that anymore, I just, um, like,
46:34 Speaker 03 kinda, you know, you rush into things fast. It's not that I wouldn't like rush into a relationship fast, it's just like, first of all, we both have kids. So it's, you know, it's, I, and I'm old, like you, you do things responsibly now. When I was a kid, I was like, fuck it, I'll do anything.
46:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:51 Speaker 03 You know, and I was using.
46:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, me too, crazy.
46:54 Speaker 03 So.
46:54 Bobby Lee? I did some crazy things.
46:56 Speaker 03 Me too.
46:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I sucked dick when I was drinking.
46:58 Speaker 03 I'm not surprised.
46:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
47:00 Speaker 03 I'm not.
47:01 Bobby Lee? I don't know what's going on, you, you, I'm like.
47:03 Speaker 03 Was that a long time ago?
47:04 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? In high school.
47:06 Speaker 03 Yeah.
47:06 Bobby Lee? In high school, I would get drunk at a party and then just be in a bush blowing some guy.
47:12 Speaker 00 I'm sorry, I've never heard the bush part.
47:15 Speaker 03 Yeah.
47:16 Bobby Lee? No, I mean.
47:16 Speaker 03 You didn't hear it when I said I had one?
47:18 Bobby Lee? I'll be honest with you, I've never shared this before, but some, I was at a party once, I know the guy's name, I'm gonna say it.
47:23 Speaker 03 Yeah, you can't.
47:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, but he goes, he grabbed my, I was like walking by a bush and he just grabbed my wrist, he goes, come here, man.
47:29 Speaker 00 Oh.
47:29 Bobby Lee? Right, and then.
47:30 Speaker 03 Wow.
47:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and he pulled it up, I, no, he didn't force me to do it, I just, I saw it, I was drunk. He was like popular, so I go, okay.
47:38 Speaker 03 Oh, wow.
47:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
47:39 Speaker 00 Oh no.
47:40 Speaker 03 So he was like a popular.
47:41 Bobby Lee? He didn't scar me.
47:42 Speaker 03 No, he was a popular straight guy.
47:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:44 Speaker 03 See, no one knows anything.
47:46 Speaker 00 It didn't scar you?
47:46 Bobby Lee? What?
47:47 Speaker 00 It didn't scar you?
47:48 Bobby Lee? No, cause I already had done other, the same thing to somebody else.
47:52 Speaker 03 I don't know, can I say something and I could be totally wrong?
47:58 Speaker 03 I don't know if we always know what scars us and what doesn't. Like, I didn't think a lot of things scarred me. And then after, like, I would say something, I'd be like, "Oh, my god, that happened." Like, I said stuff just matter of fact.
48:13 Bobby Lee? You're right.
48:13 Speaker 03 I'll tell you a story of what happened. I was on Guys We Fucked with Corinne and Christina. It's a great podcast. And it's a big one.
48:22 Bobby Lee? I love them.
48:22 Speaker 03 Oh, they're great, right? And we were talking about, like, experiences, and I said, "When I was in college, I was date raped." And, I mean, it's a funny podcast, okay? Like, if you have a dark sense of humor, you're gonna get this.
48:36 Bobby Lee? Did they laugh when you said that?
48:38 Speaker 03 Well, we were laughing about our experiences. And then I explained what happened. That I went to a bar, this guy took me back to his, you know, apartment, there were other guys there. And then I literally looked at them and I go, "It wa-- I wasn't a date rape, I was ra-- like, there was no date."
48:55 Bobby Lee? Wow.
48:55 Speaker 03 We were dying laughing for five minutes.
48:58 Bobby Lee? On that?
48:59 Speaker 03 Yes.
48:59 Bobby Lee? I'm trying to find the--
49:01 Speaker 03 Because I've been saying--
49:01 Bobby Lee? Say it the way you said it then, maybe, that's what it is. Because right now--
49:04 Speaker 03 No, you don't have to. First of all, you're guys.
49:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
49:07 Speaker 03 So it's a different situation.
49:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
49:09 Speaker 03 Plus, you know, as a female comic, I've been able to-- it's not that it's funny that it happened, but I have to find humor in things. Um, or else I can't handle it. But it was like a moment of like, "Oh, my god." Like, I really never thought that. I just said it was a date--
49:24 Bobby Lee? When I just said, you know, I mean, the guy in the bush, I felt the same way.
49:28 Speaker 03 What did you feel?
49:29 Bobby Lee? I felt like, when I go, "Oh, it didn't scar me," but then I thought about it, and I was like, if-- if-- because I had so much trauma before that, if none of those had occurred, I think that that would have been my trauma.
49:42 Speaker 03 A hundred-- well, also, oh, my god, it's like when you've had so much trauma growing up, like you did, like that-- Tell me if I'm wrong, but that's like not a big-- I mean, it is a big deal. I'm saying compared to what--
49:54 Bobby Lee? I never thought about those incidents as being a big deal at all. I thought it was a funny thing.
50:00 Speaker 03 Yeah.
50:00 Bobby Lee? I just blew my fr-- you know, whatever, you know what I mean? But it's like, when you think about it, you're like, "Mm, yeah, maybe there's something."
50:05 Speaker 03 Well, he grabbed your wrist and put, like, that's--
50:07 Bobby Lee? Well, no, he was just-- because, I mean, first of all, I don't think that-- like, when you're-- have you-- okay, let's say you're in a bush. Okay, you're in a bush, right?
50:15 Speaker 00 Hanging out in a bush?
50:16 Bobby Lee? Your friend, and there's people around, partying, right?
50:18 Speaker 00 Wait, why are you in a bush?
50:19 Bobby Lee? No, I'm just saying, he was in a bush.
50:21 Speaker 00 Oh, he, oh.
50:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you're in a bush, like, imagine you being in a bush, right? And you wanna, you want someone to blow you, right? And there's a party, right? You don't go, what do you go? I mean, what do you do to get his?
50:35 Bobby Lee? Hold up. Right, right, you have to grab the wrist. You have to grab the wrist. The wrist thing, I don't, you didn't think it was the bad part?
50:44 Speaker 03 It is, it's, it is.
50:45 Bobby Lee? And he didn't grab my head to do it, I, I've kind of went, I'll do it.
50:48 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's okay, I'm not gonna analyze you, but you are making it okay.
50:52 Speaker 00 You're justifying.
50:53 Speaker 03 You're justifying it, and, and...
50:54 Bobby Lee? No, I'm just saying, in a, in a war-like situation...
50:58 Speaker 00 A war?
50:58 Speaker 03 Well, you could say, hey, Bob, Bobby. Yeah.
51:01 Bobby Lee? Oh, right, right, right, okay, you're right.
51:03 Speaker 03 You don't have to break someone's wrist to get them to...
51:04 Bobby Lee? Okay, okay, anyway.
51:13 Speaker 00 Bobby's like, it's fine, it's fine, it's not trauma.
51:16 Speaker 03 Don't worry, you can grab my wrist.
51:17 Bobby Lee? Anyway, anyway, anyway, you know what I mean? Okay.
51:20 Speaker 03 We've all, not, not we've all, when you're an addict.
51:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
51:24 Speaker 03 Especially.
51:25 Bobby Lee? But don't you think that these things needed to occur for us to be here in the first place?
51:28 Speaker 03 To be as funny as we are?
51:29 Bobby Lee? I think, I think so.
51:30 Speaker 03 I don't think they all had to occur, but I think coming from pain and trauma makes us very funny. Cause I always had to make things okay with humor, or else I would not be here.
51:39 Bobby Lee? I just remember hating life as a kid.
51:42 Speaker 03 Me too.
51:43 Bobby Lee? In my mind, I was, and I talked about this about my therapist, like, I'm just consciously going, get me out of here.
51:49 Speaker 03 Aww.
51:49 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean, like, this environment, I had a lot of love in my family too, my parents loved me, but they just didn't know how to do it. It was generational trauma too, but it was just like, I just remember always being conscious, going, I need to get out of this planet. You know what I mean?
52:05 Speaker 03 And you don't know how to do it, or what to do.
52:06 Bobby Lee? I don't wanna kill myself either, cause I'm scared.
52:08 Speaker 03 I know, I felt like that before too.
52:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so, and then when you, when you're, when I started doing stand-up, it was like, yeah, I'll go up there, like, how bad could it be?
52:18 Speaker 03 That's how I felt.
52:18 Bobby Lee? Right?
52:19 Speaker 03 I'm like, this is familiar, it feels horrible.
52:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, the, the negative attention.
52:24 Speaker 03 Right.
52:24 Bobby Lee? Felt familiar to me.
52:25 Speaker 03 Yeah, me too.
52:27 Bobby Lee? And then when I crush... That's beginning to feel familiar now to you, is it, for you?
52:32 Speaker 03 Yeah.
52:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:33 Speaker 03 Yeah.
52:34 Bobby Lee? It, you know, it's, you know, um, and I've also grown a lot. I feel just so much like, I, you know what's so great, and I know you feel this way. Cause as kids, we felt like we want, I wanna be here now, don't you?
52:46 Speaker 03 Yes.
52:47 Bobby Lee? I'm, I love it.
52:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, me too. I mean, the, the only time-
52:51 Bobby Lee? I don't wanna get emotional, I'm, I'm almost-
52:52 Speaker 03 You can.
52:53 Bobby Lee? No, I don't wanna, but, um, when I said that, yeah, I love it now. I wake up and I pinch myself.
52:58 Speaker 03 I'm so glad to hear this from you.
53:00 Bobby Lee? Do you feel that?
53:00 Speaker 03 It's really making me, yeah. I felt like that when, when we had our, like, a fir-, my first child.
53:06 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
53:06 Speaker 03 Yeah, it just brought so much joy into my life.
53:09 Bobby Lee? Joy and gratitude and all that stuff, yeah.
53:10 Speaker 03 Yeah.
53:11 Bobby Lee? It's a combination between sobriety, growing up just in general, being older, and also, um, a little success helps.
53:18 Speaker 03 Yes, it does.
53:20 Bobby Lee? It helps.
53:20 Speaker 03 That's something you've worked so hard at for so many years.
53:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:24 Speaker 03 Also being, like, out of relationships where you weren't happy.
53:28 Bobby Lee? Hmm, yeah.
53:29 Speaker 03 That, that's, it's hard.
53:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:31 Speaker 03 For me, it was hard.
53:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I mean, if you passed, I, I, I mean, so when you, let's say you were passing, dying,
53:38 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
53:38 Bobby Lee? and you reflected on your life, I bet you, you'll look at it as just pure joy.
53:43 Speaker 03 I've thought about that, it, recently, and I would be very hap-, I've, I've lived an amazing life. I have.
53:51 Bobby Lee? I literally feel the same way.
53:52 Speaker 03 Yeah.
53:53 Bobby Lee? Like, if I died and I was in my deathbed, I can't look back and going, there's a couple of things like, I shouldn't have went on that audition, I'm too scared to go on. You know what I mean, there's like little things, you know what I mean? But in a general view, it would just be like, I experienced a lot. Now, the one thing I haven't experienced is having a child. And that's why I want one now, because I, I feel like I'm robbing myself from an experience.
54:15 Speaker 03 It's amazing.
54:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and I, you know, just no one will-
54:20 Speaker 03 He will.
54:24 Speaker 04 We'll make a great baby.
54:25 Bobby Lee? There's absolutely no way.
54:28 Speaker 04 How would that be? How would that be?
54:29 Bobby Lee? Even if we adopted, there's no way. You're out.
54:32 Speaker 03 Would you ever want a child? He got upset.
54:35 Speaker 04 You got so angry.
54:36 Speaker 03 Oh, my God, that's hilarious. Now, he's like, I was hoping that would happen. Do you want a kid or you don't know?
54:43 Speaker 04 Yeah.
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55:17 Speaker 04 I want a kid.
55:18 Bobby Lee? My God.
55:20 Speaker 04 It's because I was in a family, like, I was in a house of women, so I was the only boy. So I was neglected as a child. So now I want like a son or just a kid.
55:33 Bobby Lee? Is that your trauma?
55:34 Speaker 04 I think so. The only friend I had was Ralph, so.
55:37 Speaker 03 Aww, but were you the youngest?
55:40 Speaker 04 No, so it was like three older sisters than me and then my three baby sisters.
55:44 Speaker 03 Oh, wow. But I would think you would get more attention because you were the only boy. You know what I mean?
55:49 Speaker 04 No.
55:50 Speaker 00 Really?
55:50 Speaker 04 I would think so too, but.
55:51 Bobby Lee? Did you get your own room?
55:53 Speaker 04 Yeah, I have my own room.
55:54 Bobby Lee? But then the three sisters, six girls split two other rooms. How big was this house?
55:59 Speaker 04 Just a four-bedroom. So my mom, the masters, and then the two, three other rooms.
56:04 Speaker 00 Damn.
56:05 Bobby Lee? Oh, wow.
56:05 Speaker 04 But.
56:06 Speaker 03 Were you close with your sisters?
56:08 Speaker 04 No.
56:09 Bobby Lee? Why?
56:10 Speaker 04 Because the three older were in high school and then I was the only one in middle school and then my three baby sisters were like first grade, second grade, third grade.
56:18 Bobby Lee? Are any of them proud of your success so far?
56:21 Speaker 04 Yeah.
56:21 Bobby Lee? Okay, good. They come to the shows?
56:24 Speaker 04 Uh, yeah, they try to, but because I talk about their boyfriends and how shitty they are.
56:29 Speaker 03 So they must love it.
56:32 Speaker 04 I found humor in that.
56:35 Speaker 03 Yeah.
56:35 Speaker 04 Cause like, you know, not everybody can relate to having that many sisters.
56:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's interesting.
56:41 Bobby Lee? That's very interesting.
56:42 Speaker 03 Three older and three younger.
56:43 Speaker 04 One of my sister's husband hates my jokes about him. Cause he's.
56:48 Speaker 03 He's, oh.
56:48 Speaker 00 Oh yeah, I prefer whisper that on a podcast.
56:50 Speaker 03 I love, he has cancer. There's only certain things you whisper.
56:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what are those things?
56:55 Speaker 03 Um, it used to be AIDS.
56:57 Bobby Lee? AIDS, yeah.
56:58 Speaker 03 Yeah, AIDS was with cancer.
56:59 Bobby Lee? I used to yell it.
57:02 Bobby Lee? That was my thing. You have AIDS?
57:06 Speaker 03 I hope your AIDS gets better.
57:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so I yell AIDS and cancer, those are the two things I yelled. No, I whisper AIDS, you whisper cancer.
57:16 Speaker 03 Gay, you used to whisper gay.
57:18 Bobby Lee? Oh my god, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
57:19 Speaker 03 Forget it.
57:20 Bobby Lee? Oh, forget it, now you.
57:20 Speaker 03 He's gay.
57:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah. He's gay. I'd be so angry about it.
57:27 Speaker 04 I can't even say that, but I wanna say it, you know?
57:28 Speaker 03 I can, cause I have rocks.
57:29 Bobby Lee? I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, um, what's another thing? Illegal, you think illegal is one of those whispers, or? Depends on what state you live in, maybe.
57:37 Speaker 03 Yes.
57:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
57:40 Speaker 03 What?
57:42 Speaker 03 Oh my god, I just got the chill.
57:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I did too, that was haunting.
57:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
57:51 Bobby Lee? Oh my god.
57:52 Speaker 00 That gets bad.
57:54 Speaker 04 I don't get bad.
57:55 Speaker 03 I can't imagine the sound you make when you are.
57:58 Bobby Lee? Why'd you put, why did you put that in my head?
58:01 Speaker 00 He whispers, he goes, I'm illegal.
58:06 Speaker 04 Wait, what did you say?
58:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
58:08 Speaker 04 Oh, you wanna hear what I climax?
58:10 Bobby Lee? Yo.
58:11 Speaker 03 Climax?
58:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. What is the sound? Alright, so I'm the woman.
58:19 Speaker 04 Okay.
58:21 Speaker 03 Oh, you can't slip on a chip.
58:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah tidbit tidbit facts, yeah, yeah. So, um.
58:31 Speaker 04 You wanna hear what I.
58:32 Bobby Lee? I'm the woman, you're locking eyes.
58:34 Speaker 03 You can put, cover your ears, but I need to.
58:36 Bobby Lee? Or do you lock, wait, do you lock eyes with the girl when you orgasm?
58:39 Speaker 04 Yeah.
58:40 Speaker 03 With one eye?
58:40 Bobby Lee? That's so fucking crazy. Oh, oh, oh.
58:43 Speaker 00 Oh my god, dude.
58:46 Speaker 00 It's wild.
58:47 Speaker 03 I have.
58:48 Bobby Lee? Like a pirate.
58:53 Bobby Lee? Might as well just get a parrot.
58:55 Speaker 03 Do you cover them in spinach?
58:57 Speaker 00 No.
59:01 Speaker 00 He was like, no, why would I do that, Jessica?
59:03 Speaker 03 I don't know, cabbage.
59:05 Bobby Lee? Get an anchor tattoo on your. Says what, what is it?
59:09 Speaker 04 Um, can you, the girl?
59:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
59:12 Speaker 04 And then what are you doing?
59:14 Speaker 00 He wants you to speak dirty.
59:15 Bobby Lee? I'm doing my taxes. Duh.
59:19 Speaker 03 Yeah, cuz you're.
59:19 Bobby Lee? I'm watching Severance.
59:20 Speaker 03 You're not willing, you're not willing, so pretend like you're being.
59:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
59:27 Speaker 04 Hey, baby.
59:28 Speaker 00 Oh, we're doing the whole thing?
59:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we're already having sex, right?
59:32 Speaker 04 Sweet.
59:32 Bobby Lee? We just wanna get the orgasm part.
59:33 Speaker 03 Yeah, we're already in.
59:34 Bobby Lee? How about, how about this, I'm not in it, just give us the fucking orgasm sound. No, do you really close one eye, that's, don't do that.
59:40 Speaker 03 Yeah, cuz you keep closing one eye.
59:42 Speaker 04 Well, I have to look at her, and I'm like, I fucking love you.
59:47 Speaker 00 He says, I fucking love you.
59:49 Speaker 03 Do you have a girlfriend?
59:50 Speaker 04 Yeah.
59:51 Speaker 03 Oh, so you're doing what you would say to her?
59:53 Speaker 04 Yeah.
59:54 Bobby Lee? Have you ever said that in an orgasm?
59:57 Speaker 00 I don't think I.
59:58 Speaker 03 Me?
59:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I fucking love you.
1:00:00 Speaker 03 I want someone to tell me they hate me.
1:00:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, have you been spit in the face, Jess?
1:00:05 Speaker 03 Not in the face.
1:00:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, me either.
1:00:07 Speaker 03 I don't, I wouldn't be okay with that.
1:00:08 Bobby Lee? I'm not okay with it.
1:00:09 Speaker 03 At all.
1:00:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, me either. Pee, you a pee guy?
1:00:12 Speaker 00 No.
1:00:13 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:00:13 Speaker 03 Shit.
1:00:17 Speaker 03 No, not pee. Shit, diarrhea. I will always have diarrhea on her face, but I will not.
1:00:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:00:24 Speaker 04 Drink a matcha latte.
1:00:25 Bobby Lee? Okay, we get it.
1:00:27 Bobby Lee? Let's move on.
1:00:27 Speaker 04 This is your diarrhea.
1:00:28 Bobby Lee? Let's talk about your special, Jessica.
1:00:29 Speaker 03 So that, so that, does that make you come when you spit on?
1:00:32 Bobby Lee? I'm really uncomfortable.
1:00:33 Speaker 04 You just spit on himself.
1:00:34 Speaker 03 I'm sorry.
1:00:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm really uncomfortable.
1:00:38 Speaker 03 Now I just spit on myself.
1:00:40 Bobby Lee? Can we talk about Jessica's special and then we can go back to it if you want, till later, yeah?
1:00:43 Speaker 04 No, no, this is...
1:00:44 Speaker 03 This is my special.
1:00:45 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:00:46 Speaker 03 I was talking about his sex life.
1:00:47 Bobby Lee? Right.
1:00:49 Bobby Lee? I can't, I'm still trying to figure out what I wanted to say.
1:00:51 Speaker 04 Like 20 minutes ago, yeah.
1:00:53 Bobby Lee? 30 minutes ago when you interrupted me, and I just can't fucking figure it out.
1:00:56 Speaker 03 Oh, I don't know. What were we even talking about?
1:00:58 Bobby Lee? I don't even know what we were talking, what were we talking about?
1:01:00 Speaker 04 The class.
1:01:02 Bobby Lee? Oh, I kind, I know what it is, but I can't do it because it's not, you know what I mean?
1:01:05 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:01:05 Bobby Lee? It was in that moment, and then, we moved past it, but, um...
1:01:08 Speaker 04 Sorry.
1:01:09 Bobby Lee? Let me ask you something about Hulu, okay?
1:01:12 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:01:14 Bobby Lee? Is it me, or are they like unlike any other company? Because they're so nice today.
1:01:21 Speaker 03 They're great, and they're so nice to me too, and they, they gave me an opportunity that I didn't originally have. Well, Bill Burr gave me the opportunity. I have to say, my first special on Comedy Central, he executive produced.
1:01:36 Bobby Lee? Oh, wow.
1:01:36 Speaker 03 I would have not have gotten that unless he said to them, "I'm getting, I'm making Jessica's." Then he got a, a special deal at Netflix for 10 of them, and he said, "Jessica Kirsten's getting a special."
1:01:50 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
1:01:50 Speaker 03 They would have never given me a special.
1:01:53 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
1:01:53 Speaker 03 Never. Um, it's always been hard for me to get a special, which is, I don't complain about a lot of things, but that's fucking ridiculous.
1:02:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but what about this one?
1:02:02 Speaker 03 So, I, um, had a, I had a deal with Netflix, and then I changed. It became, it, we decided to go with Hulu, and, with Bill. Bill's still the executive producer of it. And, um... It's, they're very accommodating, very helpful.
1:02:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:02:19 Speaker 03 They worked with me on all of it, like, everything, the trailer, this, you know, the, the print, the, the whole special. They really helped me with everything. They were very hands-on. And they only doing 12 a year, which is different than the other.
1:02:32 Bobby Lee? Right, right, right. That's good.
1:02:33 Speaker 03 Places.
1:02:33 Bobby Lee? One a month.
1:02:34 Speaker 03 Right. I mean, sorry, one a, yeah, 12 a year, one a month.
1:02:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I know, man.
1:02:38 Speaker 03 Sorry.
1:02:38 Bobby Lee? But, um, yeah, but I also, all the other company, I don't want to name names, it just felt like they had no interest in doing, I mean, like, you know, they had no interest of doing one with me. But Hulu feels like they came at me.
1:02:50 Speaker 03 Well, I just said that, for me.
1:02:52 Bobby Lee? They came at me hard.
1:02:53 Speaker 03 They came at me hard, too.
1:02:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I mean, and that's all, that's all I want is someone to go, "We love you, come."
1:02:58 Speaker 03 You want people to recognize your talent?
1:03:01 Bobby Lee? Yes!
1:03:01 Speaker 03 You, I wanted people to, to recognize what happens in the audience when I perform. And I'm sorry, it sounds egotistical, but it's the fact, and I hate myself. But I, I, people belly laugh and are, you know, hitting each other and screaming. That's what they do when you perform. So, why is no one giving us?
1:03:19 Bobby Lee? How many did you do of those, like, four? And cut the four together?
1:03:23 Speaker 03 Two.
1:03:23 Bobby Lee? Two, wow.
1:03:25 Speaker 03 Yeah, I did two in one night. The first one, I've, I've done so much TV like you and film. I have never been that nervous.
1:03:33 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:03:34 Speaker 03 I don't know what, I think I just felt so much pressure because they were so supportive and they believed in me so much. And I just put, I don't know what happened. The first show, I was freaking out. I was sweating a lot.
1:03:47 Bobby Lee? How did you do?
1:03:47 Speaker 03 I did okay, I did well. The second show, I killed. Cause I was like, that's how I am, like you are. I'm like, you have to do well. Like, there's no choice. You have to rip the room apart.
1:03:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:03:58 Speaker 03 Because you, you did well, you did great on the last show, but you need to kill. And I did.
1:04:03 Bobby Lee? Yes, when, I have to have something bad happen for me to learn.
1:04:07 Speaker 03 Me too.
1:04:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:04:09 Speaker 03 That's, that's stand-up.
1:04:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and I-
1:04:10 Speaker 03 If you're killing, what are you learning?
1:04:12 Bobby Lee? And the thing that I tell, tell myself is like, I will not allow myself to be in that position again.
1:04:16 Speaker 03 Yeah, me too.
1:04:17 Bobby Lee? And it's all mental. It's just about how I was thinking about myself and my act or whatever the situation is before I did it.
1:04:25 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:04:26 Bobby Lee? And you just kind of go, oh, no, I'm, I'm, you just, I'm gonna be myself. I don't care if it goes well or not. I want to be free.
1:04:33 Speaker 03 That's what happened on the second show. I was free.
1:04:34 Bobby Lee? Right.
1:04:35 Speaker 03 I wasn't free on the first one.
1:04:37 Bobby Lee? I always tell young comics this, is there's a difference between, and this is what I love about you, there's a difference between writing funny and being funny.
1:04:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, I agree.
1:04:46 Bobby Lee? And you have both.
1:04:47 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:04:47 Bobby Lee? I think you need both. You are just intrinsically funny.
1:04:53 Speaker 03 Thank you.
1:04:53 Bobby Lee? Right? You're just funny. And then also, you're being funny on stage. Also, your jokes are good, you know what I mean? But it's like, you need the combination of, you know, of things.
1:05:04 Bobby Lee? Okay?
1:05:04 Speaker 00 Look, I have a question.
1:05:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:05:06 Speaker 00 Oh, he had a question.
1:05:07 Speaker 04 But this is about, this is a serious question.
1:05:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:05:10 Speaker 04 For the many years you guys have been doing it, like, before you started, or like, at the time.
1:05:18 Speaker 00 Bob, your face, though.
1:05:20 Speaker 03 I'm just looking at him. I'm really trying to be there.
1:05:22 Speaker 04 Okay, okay. So, the amount of years you guys have been doing it, do you guys still go up on stage, like, not with, like, low expectations from the crowd? Or like, you know what I'm talking about?
1:05:34 Bobby Lee? No.
1:05:36 Speaker 04 Oh, that's because there's a certain way I'm not putting it out.
1:05:41 Bobby Lee? I have no idea what you're talking about.
1:05:42 Speaker 04 Like, okay, like, you might go on stage, you said, because you mentioned, uh, at the Great Outdoors, like, you go up there, like, okay, I'm not gonna kill it. I'm just gonna do, like, my shit.
1:05:53 Speaker 03 No, I never, I always want to kill.
1:05:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, me too.
1:05:56 Speaker 04 Okay.
1:05:56 Speaker 03 Yeah. I always.
1:05:58 Speaker 04 Do you go with that mentality?
1:05:59 Speaker 03 Uh, always.
1:05:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, always.
1:06:00 Speaker 03 They deserve it. Most people have no money, and they can't even afford a ticket.
1:06:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:06:04 Speaker 03 And people are suffering. My manager says I'm like the Grateful Dead for the mentally ill.
1:06:10 Speaker 03 My fans are not okay.
1:06:11 Bobby Lee? Man, either.
1:06:12 Speaker 03 I, right. We're, we're the same, yeah.
1:06:15 Bobby Lee? I mean, if there's Asians in the crowd, it's not your typical, you know what I mean?
1:06:18 Speaker 03 Got it.
1:06:18 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna go to work, you know what I mean?
1:06:21 Bobby Lee? No, it's more like, you know what I mean, they have, like, Chinese stars and a mohawk.
1:06:25 Speaker 03 Yeah, I know your body. They're great. Yeah, they're great.
1:06:30 Bobby Lee? You know, those types, you know what I mean?
1:06:31 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:06:32 Bobby Lee? Like Ichido the Killer. Look up Ichido the Killer. Uh, if I see Asians in the crowd, this is what they look like.
1:06:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, I always go up just wanting to give them a show.
1:06:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, they all look like.
1:06:47 Speaker 00 That's kinda true though.
1:06:48 Bobby Lee? That's my, that's my fanbase right there. With a knife.
1:06:50 Speaker 00 So many of these.
1:06:51 Bobby Lee? Scars on the face, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?
1:06:54 Speaker 03 Who is that?
1:06:55 Bobby Lee? It's a movie called Ichido the Killer.
1:06:56 Speaker 03 Oh.
1:06:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. It's about a killer, but his name is Ichido. I forgot what the movie's about.
1:07:03 Bobby Lee? Um, so, um, can I ask you some advice here?
1:07:06 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:07:07 Bobby Lee? On my dating? Cause we're both the same.
1:07:11 Bobby Lee? So this feeling, uh, this feeling of like, oh my God, what's gonna happen? And, uh, these butterfly feelings and this and that. How do you conquer those emotions?
1:07:19 Speaker 03 Why do you need to conquer them?
1:07:20 Bobby Lee? Not conquer them, but it's like, um...
1:07:23 Speaker 03 You should have them for...
1:07:25 Bobby Lee? It makes me nervous.
1:07:26 Speaker 03 Of course it does, because it's intimate.
1:07:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I get nervous.
1:07:30 Speaker 03 And you think it's gonna go away.
1:07:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:07:32 Speaker 03 And it's abandonment stuff, right?
1:07:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:07:33 Speaker 03 Yeah. That's why, cause you're really feeling something.
1:07:36 Bobby Lee? I'm feeling something, I feel it's gonna go away.
1:07:38 Speaker 03 Of course.
1:07:38 Bobby Lee? And I'm already expecting what I'm gonna do during the pain.
1:07:41 Speaker 03 I know, I'm the s-
1:07:42 Bobby Lee? The pain. And then my, you know, I already know my out is I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to a gym. This is my pain. When she breaks my heart, I'm gonna go to a gym, work out, right? And I'm gonna work on my special, cause I do, I'm doing my Hulu in January. You know what I mean, so, you know what I mean? But I already have an out. To, to make my, comfort myself.
1:08:01 Speaker 03 This, well, that's so con- I mean, I, I do the exact same thing. But the, uh, the thing that helps in with, I mean, like, in a relationship for me, is talking about it. Like, if you can get to the point where you can talk to her about your fears. I'm serious, I know that's hard for men, but like, it helps a lot.
1:08:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:08:21 Speaker 03 Because then it's not like this secret thing and, or else you're, I feel like you're always gonna feel like you're gonna be abandoned.
1:08:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but I don't want her to think I'm needy and a bitch.
1:08:29 Speaker 05 Yeah, don't, don't tell her your emotions, no, men can't tell, tell, tell their emotions.
1:08:32 Speaker 03 I'm not talking about now.
1:08:33 Bobby Lee? Like, right now?
1:08:34 Speaker 03 You guys-
1:08:34 Speaker 05 No, no, no, just in general.
1:08:35 Bobby Lee? Ever?
1:08:36 Speaker 05 Yeah, never, don't, don't admit your emotions.
1:08:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I don't, I don't know if I trust you there.
1:08:40 Speaker 05 No.
1:08:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:08:41 Speaker 03 Are you being serious?
1:08:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what about you, Gil?
1:08:43 Speaker 00 Yeah, tell your emotions.
1:08:44 Speaker 03 Oh, thank you.
1:08:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you.
1:08:45 Speaker 03 You do. You have to, you can say it in a, in a way that it doesn't sound like, like needy or whatever.
1:08:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, okay. So, later in the-
1:08:54 Speaker 03 And, and I'm not saying to do it every, all the time and every, I'm just saying that it's, then you don't hold on to like that fear resentment.
1:09:00 Bobby Lee? In the beginning, in the beginning, what do you do? Just go through it?
1:09:03 Speaker 03 You have to just go through it.
1:09:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:09:05 Speaker 03 I mean, uh, listen.
1:09:08 Speaker 03 I feel like you're
1:09:09 Bobby Lee? That sounded like a bitch.
1:09:10 Speaker 03 No, I feel like you're like, no, you're just a passionate person. You're an emotional person.
1:09:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:09:15 Speaker 03 You're also an addict.
1:09:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:09:17 Speaker 03 This is the thing.
1:09:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:09:19 Speaker 03 I'm gonna talk about my own experience. With addiction, do you know, ever heard that term? There's, there's seven garbage cans and six lids.
1:09:27 Bobby Lee? No.
1:09:28 Speaker 03 There's always one addiction brewing.
1:09:29 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's right.
1:09:30 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:09:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:09:31 Speaker 03 So, I don't know, I've obsessed over people. Like, really obsessed over a person.
1:09:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:09:38 Speaker 03 And it's addictive.
1:09:39 Bobby Lee? And are they obsessed with you in return?
1:09:42 Speaker 03 It doesn't even matter.
1:09:43 Bobby Lee? Right.
1:09:44 Speaker 03 Because it feels like it's, it's, like, it's making my life unmanageable. Because every fucking minute, I'm wondering if they're texting me. Right, so this is probably controlling your life.
1:09:54 Bobby Lee? No.
1:09:54 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:09:56 Bobby Lee? Not yet.
1:09:59 Speaker 03 But I'm saying worrying if she's gonna text you, how long it's been. Like, I know some of that is normal, but I think, like, with people like us, it can be a little extreme.
1:10:10 Bobby Lee? No.
1:10:13 Speaker 03 Are you being serious?
1:10:13 Bobby Lee? No, here's what I wanna say, okay, is, I, I get what you're saying. I have the, back in, in the early days of my life, in my twenties, I was like that because that's all I had.
1:10:24 Speaker 03 Right.
1:10:24 Bobby Lee? So imagine having a crush on somebody and you have nothing else.
1:10:27 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:10:27 Bobby Lee? Right? But because I have so much going on in my life, right? I can divert that energy into other things. And then I'll probably act out in weird ways. Like, if she was like, I, I, I'm not interested in you, I'll just go to a strip club or whatever, you know what I mean? And act out.
1:10:42 Speaker 03 Right.
1:10:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:10:43 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:10:43 Bobby Lee? And then feel, and then hit a bottom with that.
1:10:45 Speaker 03 Right.
1:10:46 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? So, yeah, it's not, it's not a good ending, you know what I mean?
1:10:50 Speaker 03 But I was gonna say, believe it or not, one of the things I was gonna say is to stay busy.
1:10:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah. That's what I would do. I would activate my life.
1:10:57 Speaker 03 But I'm saying now.
1:10:59 Bobby Lee? I'll do it now.
1:10:59 Speaker 03 Yeah. Because what are you asking? Like, what's, what do you think the issue is?
1:11:03 Bobby Lee? Because I have a, you know, it's like, oh, God.
1:11:08 Bobby Lee? Slow down?
1:11:09 Speaker 04 Oh my god.
1:11:10 Speaker 03 I love that you just said, "Slow down."
1:11:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so what I'm asking is, um, since I haven't felt like this about somebody in a long time, right?
1:11:18 Speaker 03 It's scary.
1:11:19 Bobby Lee? It's not scary, it's just like, um, and I just know, I already foresee the pain, right? That's, do you ever foresee pain, or no?
1:11:27 Speaker 03 Of course, but, but I also think it's like, you can try to be open, you're a different person. Like, you just said that. You're doing a lot of work on yourself. You're sober.
1:11:38 Bobby Lee? That's why I'm even asking you, is because I wanna do it in a healthy way, you know what I mean? And I have therapy Thursday, I'll talk to her about it.
1:11:47 Speaker 03 I think it's just trying to be as-
1:11:48 Bobby Lee? I feel like a bitch, dude.
1:11:49 Speaker 03 I know, you're a guy.
1:11:50 Bobby Lee? I feel like a bitch. You know what I mean? I can't, it's like a sensation of like, man up dude, who gives a fuck, bro? You know what I mean? But then there's also that sensitive side of me, and that kid that never had what I needed growing up, you know? And so I, I struggle between the two people.
1:12:10 Speaker 03 I know, I really understand that. I do. Not, not in the same, but I have a very similar-
1:12:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:12:17 Speaker 03 Situation.
1:12:18 Bobby Lee? Anyway, Jessica's, uh, special, wow! When does it come out? Wow!
1:12:23 Speaker 03 Yeah!
1:12:25 Bobby Lee? When does it come out, Jess?
1:12:26 Speaker 03 Um, it comes out April 25th-
1:12:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:12:29 Speaker 03 Friday, and, uh, I'm so excited, because I wanna say something so that your fans can hear, everyone listening.
1:12:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:12:36 Speaker 03 This, this special is for everyone. Like, men love my comedy, and a lot of straight guys come to my shows. Uh, you know, the ones that pull people into bushes to get hit.
1:12:50 Speaker 03 But they do, which is very rare for a female comic. It's very rare to see like, a group of guys come together to my show.
1:12:56 Bobby Lee? I wanna say something right now, to my listeners, whoever's listening. She is an absolute beast. Why do you think Tom and I and Jess did those shows in Canada? Why do you think Bill Burr is, you know, producing your shows? She is legitimately one of the funniest comics on planet Earth. And you have to watch it. If you're a fan of comedy, you have to watch her rip. Because it's unlike anything else. You know what I mean? I really, really believe that.
1:13:27 Speaker 03 Thank you.
1:13:27 Bobby Lee? I think your talent is just insane. And then you have other tour dates.
1:13:30 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:13:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:13:31 Speaker 03 I have a bunch of stuff going on.
1:13:33 Bobby Lee? Where are you playing? Sanit- Observatory.
1:13:36 Speaker 03 Wait, you know what?
1:13:37 Bobby Lee? In San Diego. Yeah, go ahead.
1:13:38 Speaker 03 The Beacon is the same night. The Beacon is a very big special theater in the city. That's a really big night for me.
1:13:46 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:13:46 Speaker 03 Because I always wanted to play The Beacon.
1:13:48 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:13:48 Speaker 03 And it's the same night as the special.
1:13:51 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:13:51 Speaker 03 Which is just a random.
1:13:52 Bobby Lee? Go check it out now.
1:13:54 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:13:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and then all these. Just go with jessica gerson dot com?
1:13:57 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:13:57 Bobby Lee? Okay. And check her out. And then, you know, how many times have you done this podcast?
1:14:03 Speaker 03 This is my second time.
1:14:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Did you have fun today?
1:14:06 Speaker 03 Oh my, are you kidding?
1:14:07 Bobby Lee? Are you not?
1:14:08 Speaker 03 I mean, I love you so much.
1:14:10 Bobby Lee? I love you too.
1:14:11 Speaker 03 I just think the world of you.
1:14:14 Bobby Lee? I say, I feel the same way.
1:14:15 Speaker 03 You're such a good person.
1:14:15 Bobby Lee? I think we're the same.
1:14:18 Speaker 03 Yeah, very similar, yeah.
1:14:20 Bobby Lee? And, you know, whenever I see, I feel so much joy.
1:14:22 Speaker 03 Me too.
1:14:23 Bobby Lee? And then we should go to more meetings. But anyway.
1:14:24 Speaker 03 (laughing)
1:14:27 Bobby Lee? Right? I think we should.
1:14:29 Speaker 03 You're like, yeah, I feel so much joy and we should relapse together.
1:14:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:14:32 Speaker 03 And do crystal meth.
1:14:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but, so give Jessica Gerson a round of applause.
1:14:36 Speaker 03 Woo! Thank you, thank you. Thank you for being such a sport.
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