Pauly Shore and The Miracle Scan

Comedian Pauly Shore returns to the Slept Kingdom dressed in a full suit to treat TigerBelly like legacy media. We chat Gilbert's amateur MMA fight, the soup seed trap, Bobby’s brutal Comedy Store stage intro, rabble-rousing in Edmonton, walking around naked at Korean spas, full-body scan miracles, PlayStation 5 standup specials, Georgia forest wolf trips, and pooling cash for Jaime's jaw surgery. Head to acorns dot com slash TIGERBELLY, that's www.acorns.com/tigerbelly http://www.acorns.com/tigerbellyto claim your $20 bonus today. www.acorns.com/tigerbelly http://www.acorns.com/tigerbelly Limited time offer. Terms and conditions apply. Go to helixsleep.com/tigerbelly http://helixsleep.com/tigerbelly for 20% off sitewide. If you're looking for an easier way to get great meals on the table, give ButcherBox a try. Go to ButcherBox.com/BELLY http://ButcherBox.com/BELLY to get $20 off your first box, plus chicken breast in every box for life or filet or NY strips for a year — with free shipping always. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  The liar he fucking does this all my whole life. And manipulating and fucking twisting and turning dude. What the fuck you doing? Body poop out to fuck you're fired.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Jaime, there he is.

• 2:11Speaker 03

  Greet everyone right now, dude.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  How's it going bud?

• 2:14Speaker 04

  Give me a real hug.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  Huh? You have some sloppy joe on your shirt. Yeah, what's going on there? Come here bud, give me a hug. Good to see you. Happy birthday dude. Sit down.

• 2:28Speaker 03

  I'm recording.

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Go over there.

• 2:32Speaker 00

  Wow, I'm sitting here.

• 2:33Speaker 03

  Dude, go over there.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  Go over where?

• 2:35Speaker 04

  Can you just please get over there?

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, get over here, real quick.

• 2:39Speaker 00

  Oh yeah.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Sit down please.

• 2:48Speaker 04

  Can I, can I open with?

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Let me open with a song.

• 2:51Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 2:52Speaker 00

  It was gonna be a remix.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  No, just let me know.

• 2:58Speaker 00

  I could not focus. All I'm hearing while I'm trying to get in the zone is, oh my god, what is this, Odyssey? I said, he's doing Odyssey, he's doing Odyssey.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Who said that? Who said that? I didn't say, why would you use Odyssey?

• 3:09Speaker 00

  I'm trying to focus and you're going, and Bobby's going, Odyssey? He's using Odyssey? I'm just like, stand his own, stand his own.

• 3:15Speaker 04

  I have a video that is so funny. Cause like Bobby's used to being like the show, right? And he was not the show that day.

• 3:22Speaker 00

  People loved you.

• 3:22Speaker 04

  So what happened was he comes over to me, he's like, he's not even answering any of my questions. And I was like, Bobby, it's not your day, it's not about you.

• 3:30Speaker 00

  My coach was laughing while you were talking to me. I could hear my coach, he never laughs, he's just like, what the fuck?

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, I was giving you good notes and suggestions.

• 3:40Speaker 04

  Before the fight?

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  What were you trying to say?

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  What? Uptick. I need to see uptick in work rate.

• 3:47Speaker 00

  Uptick, uptick.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I go uptick in work rate.

• 3:51Speaker 00

  Oh, I could hear.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  So Gilbert fought.

• 3:54Speaker 00

  Okay, let's.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  Or let's, let's, let's set the stage.

• 3:57Speaker 04

  First, first and foremost, welcome back Jaime.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  Welcome back Jaime, welcome back Jaime.

• 4:00Speaker 05

  You've been on hiatus. Don't be a bad boy.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  All right, Pauly gets here soon, we gotta get to the story. So, um, so Gilbert has his first amateur fight. Now, we all go down to wherever it was.

• 4:11Speaker 00

  Torrance.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  Wherever it was. It's, it's, it could have been in Middle Earth, it was that far. I had to take a car there, you remember?

• 4:17Speaker 00

  You had a car service?

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I had to get up so early and I was on a car service, going to see fucking my friend die.

• 4:24Speaker 04

  It's so early, the fight started at 2:30.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that's early for me.

• 4:27Speaker 00

  That's really early.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's early for me. So then, so he has his first amateur, we go over there and it's, there's a lot, big crowd.

• 4:34Speaker 00

  I didn't feel the pressure until I started seeing who started showing up.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, Dominic Cruz showed up for you.

• 4:42Speaker 00

  UFC world champion.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, world champion, Dominic Cruz.

• 4:45Speaker 04

  He drove from San Diego.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  San Diego.

• 4:46Speaker 00

  Drove back to San Diego.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Drove, drove back, just to fucking see you lose. Now, listen, you should have won.

• 4:52Speaker 00

  Anderson Silva's striking coach was there too, which made me.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so people were there.

• 4:56Speaker 00

  Jason Park.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so there is the, right? So there he is, right there.

• 4:59Speaker 00

  Get the intro dude, what are you doing?

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  So, um.

• 5:04Speaker 00

  Oh, I can't look at this.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  All right, all right, push pause for a second. We don't need to see the fight, so I just want to tell you what I am at. What I, I'll tell you what I see.

• 5:12Speaker 00

  You started laughing when you first saw me warming up, it just threw me off.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, I started warming up with you.

• 5:16Speaker 00

  I know, I started panicking.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  You know why I did that?

• 5:18Speaker 00

  What?

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  To prove that I can do it too.

• 5:20Speaker 00

  Let's get in the fight.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:21Speaker 00

  Hey Rich.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  All right, dude, I was flowing with you in there dude. Yeah, right, so you know, we were training together a little bit.

• 5:28Speaker 00

  When you get in there, are you nervous? Are you just laughing at the whole situation? Is it like just silly to you that this is even happening?

• 5:33Speaker 04

  No, are you kidding me?

• 5:34Speaker 00

  I know you are serious, I don't know what.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  This is what, I know what you're gonna say. This is what it felt like to me. My son going, in 1969, my son going, "Dad, yes, son, I'm going to the Vietnam War."

• 5:51Speaker 00

  That makes sense.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  That's what it felt like to me. And then me going, "No, no." You know what I mean? You can't. Right? "I'm going to Hamburger Hill." You can't, you know what I mean? So that's what it felt like to me, like I was concerned.

• 6:04Speaker 04

  I think we were trying to play it off, like, oh, this is nothing, this is.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  It's nothing, yeah.

• 6:08Speaker 04

  And then I.

• 6:08Speaker 00

  I was playing it off.

• 6:09Speaker 04

  We parked the car and to my right was an ambulance, just waiting outside the building. And I walked in and I saw Bobby.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Sure.

• 6:15Speaker 04

  And literally, both of us at the same time said, "Did you see the ambulance?"

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:20Speaker 04

  Like, we were like, this is like serious.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  This is serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It got really serious. Good soup too.

• 6:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 6:28Speaker 04

  I had your soup.

• 6:29Speaker 00

  You ate soup at a fight?

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. There was a guy selling soup.

• 6:34Speaker 00

  Shout out to.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, and I go, he goes, "Can I get a photo?" I go, "Yeah." Then he says, then he goes, "You want some soup on the house, right?" And I go, "I ain't eating fucking soup, right?"

• 6:44Speaker 00

  It was so hot that day.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then what happened is 20 minutes later, what, what is, when you deny soup, what happens 20 minutes later?

• 6:52Speaker 04

  You get offered it again.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 6:53Speaker 00

  You want it.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  It comes back in your.

• 6:55Speaker 00

  Oh, back out.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I was already in the crowd, I was like, "You know what? I'm gonna get some free soup."

• 7:01Speaker 04

  He planted a soup seed.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, soup seed, right? Then when I go, then when I go back, he charges me.

• 7:09Speaker 00

  It wasn't on the house?

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  No! I, dude, it was two, 20 minutes where he forgot who I was, or I don't know what the fuck happened, and I didn't have the nerve to go, "I took a photo with you, you offered one for free."

• 7:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I bought three soups from him, delicious.

• 7:24Speaker 00

  Sue, he soup seeded you.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  I soup seeded, yeah, he said, and then so.

• 7:27Speaker 04

  That's a real thing apparently.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  So during the fight, I'll tell you what, just because our guest is coming soon. I'll just give you my rundown of what, what I saw.

• 7:36Speaker 00

  In the back, you were nervous with me.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  The first two rounds.

• 7:39Speaker 04

  Wait, the entry, the.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so he enters the ring and he does a roll into the ring. You know what I mean? I call it an egg roll. Okay, he egg rolls into the ring.

• 7:51Speaker 00

  That was not planned.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't?

• 7:53Speaker 00

  Not planned.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was.

• 7:54Speaker 04

  I was mad when I saw it. I was mad because I'm like, I was like, I feel like you already kind of blew your dopamine rush right then and there in the entry, and you're gonna have an adrenaline dump after that.

• 8:05Speaker 00

  I told myself I wouldn't have an adrenaline dump.

• 8:07Speaker 03

  Oh, let's go back.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  Cause he does the stretch too, which was also.

• 8:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:11Speaker 00

  I wasn't planning that.

• 8:13Speaker 05

  How many rounds?

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, all right, all right, okay.

• 8:16Speaker 05

  How many rounds did you go for?

• 8:18Speaker 00

  Three.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Three. What was the point of the roll?

• 8:20Speaker 05

  Two.

• 8:21Speaker 00

  So.

• 8:21Speaker 04

  Showman!

• 8:22Speaker 00

  Coming, coming out, my coach already talked to me, he's like, "I'm gonna need you to keep things simple. I understand there's a whole thing around here for you, but I'm gonna need you to keep it simple, move, don't expend energy. You look calm right now, keep it calm." So during the walkout, that's why I wasn't answering, I was like, "I'm going zen right now. I'm about to go to war."

• 8:41Speaker 03

  That's why you wouldn't answer me.

• 8:42Speaker 00

  And as the music started playing.

• 8:44Speaker 03

  Pauly called.

• 8:44Speaker 00

  And people started cheering, and then I was like, they put the mouthpiece in, I checked the cup, I go, "I'm about to fuck this guy up." And I got all like, this fucking, go! And I was like, why did I do the stretch? I've never done that.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:56Speaker 00

  Then I was like, I'm gonna roll, cause that's the only move I can do.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  So Paul's here, so let me just say real quick, okay? You won the first two rounds.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 9:04Speaker 03

  He, I thought he was 2-0.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  2-0, first two rounds, you stepped into a punch.

• 9:08Speaker 04

  He stepped into it.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  And then I saw your head whip back like that.

• 9:11Speaker 00

  But I was, it didn't even.

• 9:12Speaker 03

  What happened was is he threw a cross and both of his feet came off the floor and as he was still in the air with his back foot, he got hit and fell.

• 9:20Speaker 04

  Cause Co-Window watched the live stream, because I couldn't watch it from my vantage point. No, stay right there.

• 9:24Speaker 00

  No, to be continued, we'll do it after.

• 9:26Speaker 04

  Okay, we'll do it after.

• 9:27Speaker 00

  Hey, ooh, spicy.

• 9:29Speaker 04

  Cause I have so much to say.

• 9:30Speaker 00

  I know you have a lot of notes.

• 9:31Speaker 05

  Is this your jacket you won? How you been?

• 9:35Speaker 04

  I'm good, how are you? I miss you.

• 9:36Speaker 05

  Yeah?

• 9:37Speaker 04

  Yeah. I miss you a lot, I've been asking for you for a long time.

• 9:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, um, yeah, I wanna go back on Trash Tuesday.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  Oh, you're on Tiger Belly.

• 9:45Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. Hey man, that's cool, go to Trash Tuesday.

• 9:48Speaker 05

  Well, it's cause she's next to me.

• 9:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. I miss my boy forever, Kay. He's also my.

• 9:55Speaker 00

  I can eat calories.

• 9:56Speaker 05

  How's life?

• 9:57Speaker 04

  How's, how's life?

• 9:59Speaker 05

  How's life for everybody?

• 10:00Speaker 04

  Life's good.

• 10:01Speaker 05

  How are you?

• 10:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're on the road a lot with Ralph.

• 10:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, eating a lot of Cars Jr.

• 10:06Speaker 00

  Hey, you gotta get healthy, man.

• 10:07Speaker 04

  Weren't you just in like London or somewhere in Europe?

• 10:10Speaker 05

  Oh, that was in the summer.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  The summer just passed, Jaime.

• 10:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was in the summer.

• 10:14Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 10:15Speaker 05

  It's in, it's fall season now.

• 10:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're right.

• 10:17Speaker 05

  And, uh. We're in Phoenix right now.

• 10:19Speaker 00

  I know.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  You're gonna go to Phoenix after this?

• 10:21Speaker 05

  No, we were just in Phoenix.

• 10:23Speaker 04

  Did you officially move back here?

• 10:25Speaker 05

  No, I'm, I'm couch surfing right now.

• 10:28Speaker 04

  Cause like the last time we talked, you were upright about to, you want a couch? You wanna live on my couch?

• 10:32Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 10:33Speaker 04

  What kind of roomie are you?

• 10:34Speaker 05

  Um, no, just, just a comic.

• 10:38Speaker 04

  What kind of roomie are you? Are, do you clean?

• 10:41Speaker 05

  I clean, um, I buy you dinner for everybody.

• 10:44Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, let me consider it.

• 10:46Speaker 05

  Just like, keep it simple.

• 10:48Speaker 04

  If I, you know what I do have? I don't trust your driving.

• 10:51Speaker 05

  I do, I can drive, I have my license, look.

• 10:54Speaker 04

  I have a camper van.

• 10:56Speaker 05

  Oh, for real?

• 10:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's really nice, but I don't trust, I feel like you're gonna run it into a wall or something.

• 11:02Speaker 05

  No, no, no.

• 11:02Speaker 00

  I believe her.

• 11:03Speaker 05

  I don't have any accidents.

• 11:04Speaker 04

  But.

• 11:05Speaker 05

  Look.

• 11:06Speaker 04

  But you said, you know, you said you were a passenger prince and that your mommy drives you everywhere. Is that true though, what I just said?

• 11:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:14Speaker 04

  How am I gonna trust you with a big ass camper van?

• 11:16Speaker 05

  Can I see it?

• 11:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:19Speaker 05

  Um, no, my mom, she bought me this hoodie, but I just messed it up.

• 11:23Speaker 04

  You put what, what spilled on it?

• 11:26Speaker 05

  What is this? It's ketchup. I was just that heavy-handed.

• 11:32Speaker 05

  It's delicious, man. And, uh, that's pretty much it.

• 11:36Speaker 04

  It looks like this.

• 11:38Speaker 03

  Did you get Alex's shorts yet, or?

• 11:40Speaker 05

  No.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  Hmm, interesting. It's been two years.

• 11:42Speaker 05

  It's not been two years. It's been a year. I need to steal them. I don't have them. If I had them, I would... I wouldn't wear them here.

• 11:51Speaker 03

  I know, because you don't want me to see that you have.

• 11:54Speaker 05

  No, I don't have them for real, man. Stop asking me. What about you, Gilbert? You got knocked out? Can I see it?

• 12:01Speaker 04

  It looks like that.

• 12:02Speaker 05

  Oh, you have one of those? That's sweet.

• 12:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, so it has like a upstairs bedroom and then a downstairs bedroom.

• 12:08Speaker 05

  For real?

• 12:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like a king in the bottom and a queenish up top. I just can't have you drive it. I have to have Gilbert and Alex sign off on your driving first.

• 12:18Speaker 03

  Actually, I lived in a camper at one point.

• 12:20Speaker 04

  I would trust you to drive my camper.

• 12:22Speaker 03

  It's kinda cool.

• 12:23Speaker 04

  Van, yes. But this guy said that his mom drives him everywhere around in Texas.

• 12:27Speaker 05

  I've actually driven with Jaime before and we didn't crash, so...

• 12:29Speaker 04

  That doesn't tell me anything.

• 12:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, but it was only once. It was in Dallas. But...

• 12:33Speaker 04

  Did you feel safe?

• 12:34Speaker 05

  Or, yeah, it was in Dallas. We felt, yeah, he drove all of us, actually.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  It's so cold in here.

• 12:38Speaker 04

  Would you trust Jaime to drive a van?

• 12:40Speaker 05

  That's seriously...

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  What kind of van?

• 12:42Speaker 04

  Like a big camper van.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  No. Maybe a yellow school bus. A little, a short one.

• 12:48Speaker 05

  A short one?

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:49Speaker 05

  When you say things...

• 12:52Speaker 05

  When things come out of your mouth...

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, come in.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  The door.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Can you help him?

• 13:02Speaker 04

  He knows.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:05Speaker 05

  Pauly Shore!

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 13:09Speaker 04

  Hi, Pauly.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Paul. I came to serve you. I'm your attorney. Oh my god, I got a really good lawyer. He's Jewish as well. So they're the best. They really are. He has some paperwork. Oh! We're gonna have a deposition. Deposition!

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Hey dude, what's up, Paul?

• 13:30Speaker 05

  How you doing?

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Pauly Shore, everybody, give him a round of applause. What's up, dude? Uh, what's up, bro?

• 13:36Speaker 06

  Alright, what's up?

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  What's happening, dude?

• 13:38Speaker 06

  It's all happening.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  I love you, bro.

• 13:40Speaker 06

  This is it. Would you have a fucking confetti party before I got here?

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  There we go, there's the jokes.

• 13:47Speaker 06

  Right, it's like fucking Rip Torn or some shit.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Can we get through our issues first? We have an issue.

• 13:51Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay. First of all, um, from... What's going on?

• 13:55Speaker 04

  There's a big fly.

• 13:56Speaker 05

  There's a big fly.

• 13:57Speaker 00

  A lot of flies.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  It's alright. Anyway, um, Paul?

• 14:01Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  How are you? You look good.

• 14:03Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:04Speaker 06

  I didn't know I was gonna wear this morning, so I wanted to dress, you know, because I...

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  You look very good.

• 14:08Speaker 06

  I got it...

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Like James Tellerico.

• 14:10Speaker 06

  Well, no, but...

• 14:14Speaker 06

  It's either Democrat or the Republican Democrat.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Democrat, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:17Speaker 06

  He's in Texas.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Texas, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, I do, right?

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:22Speaker 06

  James Tellerico.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you've been eating a lot of barbecue, huh?

• 14:25Speaker 06

  That's good.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:26Speaker 06

  I was thinking more like, uh, uh, Botswana.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 14:30Speaker 06

  Botswana!

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Botswana!

• 14:31Speaker 06

  Botswana!

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:33Speaker 06

  Uh, oh yeah, there he is.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:35Speaker 06

  Hero.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  So can I ask you a question?

• 14:37Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Um, what's my nationality?

• 14:41Speaker 06

  Korean.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  Why do you keep calling me Chinese?

• 14:44Speaker 06

  Uh, well, I started, you know, because, uh, I don't know, I just like Chinese. I like the word Chinese.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  I know, like, you like the word.

• 14:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  It's a good word.

• 14:51Speaker 06

  I'm sad, though.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  But you're really more into Thai people.

• 14:55Speaker 06

  Well, I like anything that looks like you.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 14:59Speaker 06

  You know what I mean? No, but the thing is, no, the thing is, it's like...

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't know if you know this, because he was raised...

• 15:03Speaker 04

  Yes, I do know.

• 15:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we talked about this, he was raised...

• 15:06Speaker 05

  He doesn't know.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Did you know?

• 15:07Speaker 05

  No.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  He was raised by Thai people.

• 15:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 15:09Speaker 05

  Oh, like Thailand?

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Kirk.

• 15:10Speaker 06

  Yeah. Well, there was Kirk and there was Ted. Ted before that was...

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Ted, yeah, Ted, yeah.

• 15:15Speaker 06

  Suni. This was way before you. This is...

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  But you told me about that.

• 15:17Speaker 06

  1970s.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:19Speaker 06

  But also, like, I, you know what I mean? I sauna a lot, which we go to the Korean spa.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  We do it together, yeah, yeah.

• 15:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, we go to the Korean spa a lot. We do all that stuff.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you about your behavior?

• 15:27Speaker 06

  Wait, are you stoned or something? Is that why you wear the glasses?

• 15:30Speaker 04

  I have astigmatism, so I'm sensitive to light.

• 15:35Speaker 05

  Same, same, same, same.

• 15:36Speaker 06

  No, uh, um, Jaime, what's up, bro?

• 15:39Speaker 05

  What's up, Pauly?

• 15:39Speaker 06

  Alright, alright. No, but the thing is, uh, uh... You know, I have, I personally, I have my own sauna at my house. I have a cold plunge at my house. I have all that stuff at my house, but I like to go, I like to go to the Korean spa because I just like walking around naked with Asian...

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I just like it. Can I talk about your behavior, though?

• 15:58Speaker 06

  It's so much better, dude.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Can I just talk about your behavior in the Korean spa?

• 16:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, can I talk about his behavior?

• 16:04Speaker 06

  Oh, absolutely.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  So... Well, sometimes I'm there and I can hear him coming in. And the entrance is so far from the fucking, you know what I mean, spa.

• 16:14Speaker 06

  I get very excited.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  He gets... You could just hear...

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You know, you hear a lot of that, right? And then he goes around and he'll go up to Korean man. And go, "I love Chinese people."

• 16:28Speaker 06

  Right, right, right.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Right, and in my mind, I wanna go... "They're all Korean in here, bud."

• 16:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he does it and they love it.

• 16:35Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they love you.

• 16:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, so what happened, what's, what's... What happened is at the beginning, I would run in and I would scream, "Sauna!"

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, sauna, so, yeah, yeah.

• 16:44Speaker 06

  "Sauna, sauna." And they would look at me like I was just this crazy homeless guy that got in somehow.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:49Speaker 06

  You know what I mean? Because they don't know who the fuck I am, you know?

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:52Speaker 06

  And then, and now when they see me, they yell "Sauna" to me.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, you talk up the language!

• 16:58Speaker 06

  Yes, no, they're into it. I'm like, dude, shut up, bro, I got it.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:02Speaker 06

  You know what I mean? Like, "Sauna!" I'm like, "I got it, bro, I got it."

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

• 17:06Speaker 06

  Also, like, I just, I don't know, my, my parents, my parents... Uh, my childhood was, I was raised by, my parents, you know, divorced when I was three. I was raised at the, with the comedians at the store, but she always get, left me with the bar help, the, the people that worked...

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  And the bar help was...

• 17:21Speaker 06

  Was Ted, was Ted.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so they were layover, were they layovers from the Thai restaurant that was there?

• 17:27Speaker 06

  No. No, no, no, it was just Ted. And Ted, Ted was, uh, he used to live at the house with my mom. With Suni. We used to live downstairs.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:36Speaker 06

  And, and Ted had the, the hard, he had the rough, like, feel this, like, his shins were like this. His shins, he had a bag in the back and he would fucking kick the bag all the time.

• 17:47Speaker 04

  Oh, he was the Wihai guy?

• 17:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, he was this little skinny old guy, but his fucking shins were so strong.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:53Speaker 06

  And you, you, he would hit you, he would hit me with his shins.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Good morning!

• 18:00Speaker 04

  Shin conditioning on Pauly?

• 18:02Speaker 06

  No, he had the, uh, uh, the big bag, the heavy bag in the back. And he was just fucking, and, and he did it all the time to make his, uh, his shins really strong, like, like this, like...

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 18:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  They were like wood.

• 18:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, like fucking wood.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:15Speaker 05

  He had a little Jackie Chan in there.

• 18:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, very much so.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Good, good point.

• 18:20Speaker 06

  That's why we brought Jaime. Give him a hand, Jaime, he's our friend.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  It's a miracle that he even knows who Jackie Chan is.

• 18:26Speaker 06

  No, but, but, but the reason, the reason why I wore this, there's gotta be, a reason why I wore a suit and tie is because I wanna...

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  You're just, this is the new thing you're doing.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

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• 19:04Speaker 04

  Me too!

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  Right? Because if I would've invested in my twenties, maybe I could've had more.

• 19:09Speaker 04

  Uh, my biggest regret is not starting sooner, or even having the guidance, or even having something like Acorns to just make it easy, right?

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

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• 19:31Speaker 04

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• 19:42Speaker 05

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• 19:54Speaker 00

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• 19:56Speaker 05

  I will be.

• 19:57Speaker 00

  What's it called?

• 19:58Speaker 05

  Acorns.

• 19:59Speaker 00

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• 20:44Speaker 00

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• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  Acorns.

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

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• 21:00Speaker 05

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• 21:00Bobby Lee?

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• 21:24Speaker 04

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• 21:37Speaker 05

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• 21:53Speaker 00

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• 22:57Speaker 00

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• 24:22Speaker 06

  I wore a, there's gotta be, a reason why I wore a suit and tie is because I wanna-

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  This is, this is the new thing you're doing.

• 24:28Speaker 06

  No, it's not. It's just for the show.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  I know, but why now?

• 24:31Speaker 06

  Because the, the business has changed.

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about right now?

• 24:37Speaker 06

  Um, let me finish this sentence.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you've been talking the whole time!

• 24:40Speaker 06

  Okay, well, can I-

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  Keep going.

• 24:42Speaker 06

  Say why I wore this?

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 24:43Speaker 06

  Cause I figured you guys would ask me why I wore a suit and tie. Anyway-

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  That's the guy we met.

• 24:47Speaker 06

  That's Al Jolson, right? Hey mommy, hey papi. No, when I used to do the David Letterman Show when I was out there promoting stuff, I always wore a suit and tie. And you guys are like, kind of the new normal. Like, this is kind of where the business is now. Like, doing the Bobby Lee Khalyla podcast is like the new, it's like, no, it's like, it's like-

• 25:11Speaker 06

  It's like David Letterman. There's your Paul Schaefer right there, bro.

• 25:16Speaker 06

  You know, I gotta kiss the ring of the king and queen.

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you.

• 25:20Speaker 06

  This is how it was back then. I'm promoting my movie, I'm promoting all my stuff.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:24Speaker 06

  So I was just like-

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  So this is what you're doing. Oh, you're, so you're, you're-

• 25:27Speaker 06

  It's like Letterman.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  You're using us like we're legacy media.

• 25:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:31Speaker 06

  You've become legacy media. You're very mainstream, dude.

• 25:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:35Speaker 06

  Very mainstream. Bobby Lee is, you're like David Letterman now. You're like-

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm not David Letterman. That's insane. I live, I'm in a fucking garage!

• 25:43Speaker 06

  I know, but-

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. David Letterman didn't do it in his garage!

• 25:47Speaker 06

  This is a big deal to do the Bobby Lee Khalyla podcast.

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can we talk about, okay, all right.

• 25:53Speaker 06

  I used to do Letterman when I had stuff to come up with.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  So, I have a couple of other things I wanna hash out with you before we talk about other things.

• 25:59Speaker 06

  That sounds good.

• 26:00Speaker 05

  You wanna coax him?

• 26:02Speaker 06

  Uh, no, we're good. I'll do a, I'll do a Red Bull Diet, yeah.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:05Speaker 06

  Okay, go on.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  Enjoy. This is mine.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Get away from mine.

• 26:09Speaker 06

  You know what the difference is? When I do the David Letterman Show, there would be like pre-interviews.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:14Speaker 06

  You know what I mean? They're like-

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  I, I talked to you outside.

• 26:17Speaker 06

  The what?

• 26:17Speaker 05

  Oh, that was the-

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  I talked to you outside, that was a pre-interview.

• 26:19Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um,

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  about a month ago, um, I was at the Comedy Store, and I was in the main room.

• 26:27Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  And you were right before me.

• 26:29Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And you gave me, um-

• 26:34Speaker 06

  A really heartfelt sweet.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  No, hold on. The worst intro I've ever gotten in my life.

• 26:39Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 26:40Speaker 05

  Worst. Wow.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  He goes, "This guy has changed."

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  This is what he said. "This guy's changed. He's a piece of shit."

• 26:47Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  "He's a dick now."

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:51Speaker 06

  You guys just set me up. It's like Osama bin Laden. What the fuck's going on? Are you guys locking the door?

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 26:57Speaker 06

  It's Kim Jong-

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  Did you not do this?

• 26:58Speaker 06

  Yes, I did.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, did you not do this?

• 27:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was pissed off at you.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  I know you were mad at me, right? But you know what I mean? I thought that, you know, on stage, right? That stuff's like-

• 27:07Speaker 06

  No, I feel it. It's like a pimple.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  You don't pop my pimple on stage!

• 27:12Speaker 04

  But why were you mad at him?

• 27:14Speaker 06

  Because he's changed.

• 27:16Speaker 04

  In what way do you feel?

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, this is so-

• 27:18Speaker 04

  No, let's get into this!

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  It's so fucking stupid.

• 27:20Speaker 04

  You guys are lifelong friends. I have to know.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Long, long.

• 27:23Speaker 06

  No, he, he has changed, ever since you broke his heart.

• 27:29Speaker 06

  And you took his half-Chinese baby!

• 27:34Speaker 06

  So good for you!

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  So good for you!

• 27:41Speaker 06

  No, what happened was, I noticed it when I worked with Nick Swartson and Bobby up in Edmonton. We did this big show up there, and he was just acting like a dick. You know what I mean? He was just like, no, it's like, dude, you've been doing this to fucking gain an audience. You gotta be nice to the people that come up to you and say nice things. You don't try to avoid them and start smoking and get, "I don't like it, I don't like it." You know what I mean? You have to stop and you have to embrace the love that people have for you.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's go to a strip club. I don't wanna go. You're not being social.

• 28:12Speaker 06

  That's not why I-

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  That's what you're doing.

• 28:13Speaker 06

  No, I'm not-

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  That's what you're doing.

• 28:14Speaker 06

  We went, dude, we were just, dude, when we were walking from the van into the fucking Chinese restaurant, sorry, it was a Chinese restaurant. But I don't know what it was.

• 28:24Speaker 06

  Dude, there was lettuce up, so I don't know what to tell you. And we were in Edmonton. He was just a sketch. Maybe he wasn't on his meds or something, but I was like, dude, why are you acting like a dick, dude? Be nice to-

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Now, let's read the room.

• 28:37Speaker 06

  You remember?

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't remember. That's insane. You're lying.

• 28:40Speaker 04

  You remember?

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember any of that. He's fucking lying. Now, let me say that you're a fucking liar.

• 28:44Speaker 06

  Let's call Nick Swartson.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Call Swartson. Yeah, yeah.

• 28:45Speaker 06

  Right now. He'll tell you right now.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's not gonna tell me.

• 28:48Speaker 05

  When was this? Like, what time?

• 28:49Speaker 06

  This was like two years ago.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter what time it was, cause it never fucking happened. Now, I was in Edmonton with him and Swartson at one point. I remember that.

• 28:58Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:59Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Did he pick up?

• 29:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, he's gonna call right now. Listen, I'll just tell you, you were just acting weird.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, let's talk to Ed. Give me the phone.

• 29:08Speaker 06

  Okay, well, let him answer first.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, I, I don't want you to direct the conversation though.

• 29:13Speaker 06

  Okay, I'll give it to you when I get-

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  You don't say nothing.

• 29:15Speaker 06

  I won't say anything.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 29:17Speaker 06

  Right. Shit, he's not answering.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  All right, I, I have a phone. I'm gonna call him.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's see who picks up for who, okay?

• 29:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, exactly, dude.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's see, let's see what happens.

• 29:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, because you're like the Letterman of the Chinese. You're a big, you're a big-

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  The Letterman of the Chinese people.

• 29:33Speaker 06

  Dude, you're a big, right?

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, here we go. He didn't pick up for either one, so we're both losers. Go ahead.

• 29:37Speaker 06

  So anyways, so, you know, I've been, I've been known for a long time. You know what I mean? I know what it's like for people to come up to me. And now Bobby's very known. I mean, that's just the reality. Everywhere he goes, people like Bobby Lee-

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  It's not true.

• 29:50Speaker 06

  Can I have, you said, "I can say something too." So, hi me, right?

• 29:55Speaker 05

  Someone said, um, he's like the Matthew McConaughey.

• 29:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, he's like, no, Matthew's cool.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, the Matthew McConaughey?

• 30:01Speaker 05

  Of this generation.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  David Letterman, you said.

• 30:03Speaker 05

  Well, Matthew McConaughey too.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So- All right, all right, all right.

• 30:09Speaker 06

  So, uh,

• 30:12Speaker 06

  he's great, Matthew McConaughey.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  I've never met him.

• 30:14Speaker 06

  He's so shiny, dude.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  I bet he is. He looks shiny on television.

• 30:17Speaker 06

  He looks great, dude, yeah.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Stop talking about it.

• 30:19Speaker 06

  Anyways, so my point, so that's why I snapped. That's why I snapped. Because I grew up with him and I don't want to see him turn out like, you know, Hollywood, you know.

• 30:28Speaker 04

  Wait, was, did you guys fight during that trip? Or did you say anything then?

• 30:31Speaker 06

  No.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  No, because it never happened, so why would we fight over something that didn't happen?

• 30:38Speaker 06

  And we're gonna do a deposition about this.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I have, there's no witnesses that you have. This is just coming from your point of view.

• 30:43Speaker 06

  Nick Swartson, he's not answering.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  Swartson is not gonna side with you, cause he, there's no way he's gonna side with you. He knows I'm a nice person.

• 30:49Speaker 06

  I'm not saying you're not a nice person.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  I take photos with every single person that asks for one.

• 30:53Speaker 06

  Yeah, as you're smoking and stressed out about it, and not opening your heart.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  No, I-

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck are you guys about to do? My heart is completely open 24/7.

• 31:05Speaker 06

  Listen, I'm at the store, I see Jaime there, people are coming up to him, and he's opening his what?

• 31:10Speaker 05

  My heart.

• 31:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, his heart.

• 31:12Speaker 05

  He almost didn't know what to say.

• 31:14Speaker 06

  And Khalyla, you do what? You open your what?

• 31:17Speaker 04

  My heart, too, yeah.

• 31:19Speaker 06

  When people come up to you and say-

• 31:20Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:22Speaker 04

  Arms, like, kisses, hugs.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  So, Khalyla, can I ask you, can I talk?

• 31:25Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  All right. Can I, this is so stupid that we're even talking about something that never happened. But let me try, okay?

• 31:33Speaker 05

  Let me try.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  Let me try this, okay? Look at me right now, right? Does this ring true with you?

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  What he's saying?

• 31:40Speaker 04

  Okay, I'll be, there's two parts to this. I have seen you be the most pleasant, joyous, wonderful, sweet soul. I have also seen the other side, which is ringing true for me. Which is that you can be very prickly and ill-tempered and mean.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  To who? That, not to-

• 32:00Speaker 04

  No, to like, your friends, not to fans, never to fans.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Never to fans.

• 32:04Speaker 04

  To like us or to your friends.

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:05Speaker 05

  To Polly.

• 32:06Speaker 04

  To Polly.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  You know, so I'm gonna say something about Paul, if I may. He's been trying to start a war with Bad Friends for a year. Yeah, yeah, you, yeah, you have. We talk about it all the time, like, what is he trying to start a war for, right? And you're talking shit about us, too, right? So my point is, is that you're a rabble-rouser, you like to poke, right? And you're not based in any kind of truth.

• 32:32Speaker 04

  Wait, what are you saying? I want to know, this is so funny to me.

• 32:34Speaker 06

  First of all, I don't remember, and that can't be true. We have to cut this part out.

• 32:39Speaker 05

  Same time, same tactic.

• 32:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, it's never happened.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's never happened, I don't know what you're talking about, I never tried to have a war with you, I always supported you.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Dude, people are online, they can see it.

• 32:52Speaker 04

  What's happening? Tell me what I'm missing.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  So he'll go like, dude, fuck you guys, we're in a war, you know what I mean? He's talking about-

• 32:59Speaker 05

  He just says it?

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  Say it, yeah, he says it, we're in a war, man, fuck you guys, man. You guys talk shit, like, he's trying to start something. And we're sitting there at the studio, you know what I mean? Bad Friends studio, and we're like, what is Paul doing? And I'm like, he's just poking the bear. So, but what he's doing right now with Edmonton, he's poking the bear. He's a, he's a deceiver. Let me talk.

• 33:21Speaker 05

  You are talking.

• 33:23Speaker 06

  You have to say like, you gotta say like an Asian person.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not talking, I'm not doing that.

• 33:27Speaker 06

  He's a deceiver.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  All right. You're a deceiver. When I say you're a deceiver, you work in the shadows? Yeah, you do, you work in the shadows. You're a tricksty trickster, all right?

• 33:40Speaker 05

  You said that word with the R, rumbunzo?

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Rumbunctious?

• 33:45Speaker 05

  No, you said-

• 33:46Speaker 06

  Rabble-rouser?

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  You're a rabble-rouser, dude.

• 33:48Speaker 05

  That's a real word?

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  That's a real word. I can't even believe you remember me saying it.

• 33:53Speaker 05

  I just, it's a cool, what is it?

• 33:54Speaker 04

  What do you think it means? Hold on, what do you think it means?

• 33:56Speaker 05

  Just yapping guy?

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  I guess maybe.

• 34:00Speaker 05

  Yapping guy?

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, rabble-rouser.

• 34:02Speaker 04

  Someone who like starts little fires, someone who-

• 34:05Speaker 06

  Well, I think you started a fire with Sebastian Maniscalco.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  See, when he's, oh, I love it, what's going on, what's that?

• 34:10Speaker 06

  I don't know, with the response video with all those, those other comedians.

• 34:16Speaker 06

  You know what I mean?

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  First of all, I've never been on that station.

• 34:18Speaker 06

  And you know, and-

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Why would, I have no, I have no-

• 34:21Speaker 06

  No, I'm not talking about the station, I'm talking about your response video with all the other comedians coming out, Sebastian. And you had dinner with the, you had dinner with him last week at his house.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, no, I didn't, okay, first of all, I haven't seen Seb in three months.

• 34:33Speaker 06

  You haven't seen what?

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Seb.

• 34:35Speaker 06

  Okay, I don't know who that is.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  Sebastian Maniscalco.

• 34:36Speaker 06

  Oh, so, oh, wow, see, Hollywood, that's what I'm saying, he's changed.

• 34:40Speaker 04

  Sebby.

• 34:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, Sebby.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  What? Sebster.

• 34:44Speaker 06

  No one would know that that's his name unless you're Mr. Hollywood.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:49Speaker 06

  But I want to kiss your ring, like David Letterman, play a Chinese song.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  You know, that's not even working. Yeah, Bobby D, you know, I know Bobby D, Robert De Niro, anyway, my point is, is that-

• 34:58Speaker 06

  Well, no, here's, here's part of the reason why I came after you. Okay?

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 35:02Speaker 06

  What, can I say it? Yeah.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  You're the one that's talking.

• 35:06Speaker 06

  Okay, so, so Bobby, as you guys all know, you know, I found under a rock in San Diego, pretty much, under a shell. You know, this is where you play the song, right? And I've, I've championed him for years.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 35:22Speaker 06

  You know, and he's doing great now. You know what I mean? And sometimes I would like to come on with him and his, I'd never even been on Bad Friends. Let me say it again, you guys, just for the record. What the fuck you laughing at? I'll punch you in the face again.

• 35:39Speaker 06

  No, I never even been on Bad Friends, and every time I see Santino-

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna stay that way, I'll tell you that right now.

• 35:44Speaker 06

  And every time I see Santino, he's like, yeah, let's do it, and it just never happens for whatever reason. So I said to him backstage in the main room, at the store, where we all hang out in the back of the main room. I said, dude, let me come on Bad Friends, it'll be fucking fun. And he says, you have nothing to promote, is what he said. You know, let me say it again, yeah, Bobby said that. He goes, when you have something to promote, we'll have you on. So, immediately, I'm thinking, oh, this is what this world is now. You have to have something to promote to be on these shows. And that's just the way it is. And what it used to be is like, Friends would just be on people's podcasts, but now it's all corporate-y. And that's just what it shifted into, which is fine, but that's just the way it is. Did you not say that to me?

• 36:29Speaker 06

  And I even said, here's, I even said this, I even said-

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea what-

• 36:34Speaker 06

  I even said-

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Off the rails, I was like-

• 36:36Speaker 06

  Listen, I even said-

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  He gave me the worst intro possible.

• 36:41Speaker 06

  And I even said, I just had a fucking tumor, is what I said to Bobby.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  That is true, that is true.

• 36:46Speaker 06

  And I said, look, I-

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're gonna bring cancer into it, bastard? I'm so glad you got over it.

• 36:52Speaker 06

  Anyways, is, can you understand what I'm saying?

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 36:54Speaker 06

  So, you know, you know what I'm saying?

• 36:56Speaker 04

  That's itchy.

• 36:56Speaker 06

  So I was like, yeah, so I was like, dude, I just, I got it, I had a scare, I had a scare.

• 37:02Speaker 04

  A life scare, Bobby, and you have anything to promote is not a friend move.

• 37:05Speaker 06

  That's what I'm saying. So now let her speak for a while.

• 37:11Speaker 06

  That's not a lie.

• 37:13Bobby Lee?

  Now, I know you were sick.

• 37:14Speaker 04

  And I, just for the record, no, we do have friends on here, forever and always.

• 37:18Speaker 06

  If they don't have to promote.

• 37:18Speaker 04

  At the, yeah.

• 37:19Speaker 06

  And that's okay, and I'm okay with that, it's just, it just happened so quick.

• 37:24Speaker 05

  Just, you guys are old friends.

• 37:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, it just happened so quick that all of a sudden this turned into like a business.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Look at me, look at me, look at me, push pause.

• 37:32Speaker 05

  Polly and Bobby, long friends.

• 37:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, over 20-something years ago.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  I look weird with no mustache, huh?

• 37:38Speaker 04

  No, you look good.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I do, okay.

• 37:40Speaker 06

  So respond to what I just said, buddy.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 37:43Speaker 06

  Now you don't want to respond?

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I, I, I, I want to move on from after this.

• 37:48Speaker 06

  Okay, that's fine, but I'm just saying.

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  Let's do final, let's do final, what do you call it? Response, thought, final thoughts.

• 37:54Speaker 06

  That's fine, that's fine.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  So, everyone gets one turn. And would you like to go first?

• 38:00Speaker 06

  No, you go first.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:01Speaker 05

  Is this a debate or forgiveness?

• 38:03Speaker 06

  It's a debate, because I'm, I look like Cheddar Rico, bro.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  Nellarico, Tony. Cheddar Rico.

• 38:11Speaker 05

  Cheddar Rico's crazy.

• 38:12Speaker 06

  I look like Cheddar Rico, it's such a debate, yeah, dude.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna vote for you, Cheddar.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  So, um, final thoughts.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  None of this stuff I was privy to before the intro.

• 38:28Speaker 06

  Privy? When did you come up with that fucking word?

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Yes, like, three seconds ago.

• 38:34Speaker 06

  You've never said the word privy before, but go on, go on.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  I never, I never saw, what's that little word?

• 38:41Speaker 04

  Rabble-rouser.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  Rabble-rouser, I, I haven't said that in five years.

• 38:45Speaker 06

  That's a good word, I like that word.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, but you don't like privy, okay, let's move on.

• 38:48Speaker 05

  So, he's changed, man.

• 38:50Speaker 06

  Well, we talked about it on your show, and you agreed, too.

• 38:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  You agreed with him?

• 38:56Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 38:56Speaker 05

  Be careful. No, it's my first day back, so I don't know.

• 39:01Speaker 05

  I don't know what to do right now.

• 39:03Speaker 04

  I was gonna say, I'm in.

• 39:04Speaker 05

  Just got here, dude, just got here.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  He just got back, dude, all right?

• 39:07Speaker 05

  Well, he did mention-

• 39:08Speaker 04

  Don't rabble-rouse.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Don't rabble-rouse.

• 39:09Speaker 05

  The surgery here.

• 39:10Speaker 06

  Yes, I wanted to take care of you. Oh, yeah, yeah, what did I say? I said he should, human fucking, Santino should raise money for your face.

• 39:20Speaker 06

  Did I not say that?

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  I'd raise money for your face.

• 39:22Speaker 06

  Play that, play that right now, do one show, a benefit for his fucking face, this poor guy.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  We go to Korea, dude, we get your whole face done.

• 39:28Speaker 06

  Let me see, go like this. Is it still crooked?

• 39:31Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, dude, so tell him from your heart what you want to do.

• 39:34Speaker 05

  It hurts to eat, man.

• 39:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:38Speaker 04

  We need a-

• 39:39Speaker 06

  Let him, we're doing final responses. Final responses, let Jaime speak.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  All right, I want you to pitch your tooth situation to me, see if I can help you.

• 39:46Speaker 04

  It's not one tooth, it's the whole mouth, it's a jaw.

• 39:49Speaker 06

  It's $20,000.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  It's $20,000 for this whole mouth thing.

• 39:52Speaker 06

  Yes, right, about?

• 39:53Speaker 05

  About.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  And it hurts, or you don't like the way it looks? Is it, is it a-

• 39:57Speaker 05

  It's both.

• 39:57Speaker 04

  It's causing also severe sleep apnea for him, and he can't breathe.

• 40:00Speaker 06

  And the fact that I have to bring this up-

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  How the fuck do you know that?

• 40:03Speaker 04

  Because we talk, Jaime's my boy.

• 40:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:06Speaker 04

  He's my little son.

• 40:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think we're all turning on him now, dude.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:13Speaker 06

  Look at that.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Bobby, Bobby fucking down. All right, final thoughts, final thoughts, final, sit back down, you weasel.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  The wease, anyway, my final thoughts. So, up until the intro, these are things that I wasn't aware of. Edmonton never happened, everything was fine with Edmonton, there was, he's never even brought up Edmonton, this is the first time he's ever brought it up. Which is strange to me, because that was years ago.

• 40:40Speaker 04

  But that sounds like someone I know, someone who lets, when something happens to them, they don't have it in the moment, they don't have it in them to tell that person in the moment.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  Who's this person that you know?

• 40:48Speaker 04

  You.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Fico.

• 40:51Speaker 04

  You do this all the time.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  Fico you, okay?

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  I wanted to say fuck, but I bailed out of it, but-

• 40:59Speaker 05

  Fico.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  I go, Fico you.

• 41:01Speaker 06

  That's another word who's never heard.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:03Speaker 04

  But you, like, since the dawn of time, Bobby, you're somebody that holds it in. And the person doesn't even know why you're mad at them, and then all of, one day, you're like, well, you did this to me, and then they don't remember.

• 41:13Speaker 05

  Oh, the resentment box.

• 41:14Speaker 04

  And now you're doing it to Polly.

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, okay, maybe, all right, so, um, all I do know, though, is this is stuff that's happening privately, okay? When you're introing somebody in front of a sold-out room in the main room, especially when you had a great set, okay? And you say that I'm a terrible person, you know what I mean? Really, you've changed, you're a piece of shit now, Bobby Lee, right? I went out there with nut a pop.

• 41:43Speaker 06

  Because they believed me.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, they believed you, so it got weird, real fast.

• 41:48Speaker 06

  Wait, for real?

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm on stage, kind of like, trying to, you know, me-

• 41:53Speaker 06

  You should pull up the clip, it's out there.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  It is out there, yeah, the clip is out there.

• 41:57Speaker 06

  You should pull it up.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, his intro is out there, clipped.

• 41:59Speaker 06

  It's great.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:00Speaker 06

  You can feel the venom in my chest.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and so, I, I had a rough set.

• 42:06Speaker 05

  That's a good one.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  I had a, okay, I'm privy to that, too. All right, so I had a rough set, here we go.

• 42:13Speaker 05

  Should we just listen to it?

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's just listen to it, it's at the Comedy Store. Maybe I got it wrong, how about this, let's do, let's do it.

• 42:18Speaker 06

  No, you didn't do it.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I got it wrong, and see if this is maybe a good intro, yeah, try.

• 42:22Speaker 06

  I think it's pretty funny.

• 42:24Speaker 05

  Oh, where's the volume? Oh, here we go.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

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• 43:08Speaker 04

  It's a little like having the neighborhood butcher. Everyone wishes they still had. I think that's what you meant. Yeah, someone who's really particular about qualities, someone who really cares about sourcing. So you don't have to be, especially if you don't know that stuff, right? Every box is customizable, so you can choose the cuts and proteins that actually fit your routine.

• 43:26Speaker 05

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• 43:37Speaker 00

  Clala, typically, what do you get in your Butcher Box? Your protein of choice?

• 43:40Speaker 04

  Controversial, because you'd probably be like, who cares about wings? But they actually always have a pack of wings, and I always adobo them. And it's such an easy thing, I can just throw with garlic, soy sauce, vinegar.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  Dude, lemon's that, man. It's beautiful.

• 43:52Speaker 00

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• 44:24Speaker 00

  It's good so far.

• 44:28Speaker 06

  All right, this next comedian, he used to have a fucking sense of humor. But then he became famous and became a fucking dickhead, anyways. This guy's turning, you guys, you know, you want people, okay, he's gonna come out and tell me to shut the fuck up. No, come out now, come out now. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, you're not playing that bullshit here anymore, okay? No, no, no, stop it, stop it, stop it.

• 44:54Speaker 06

  That's what I'm saying. So anyways, I've been in Hollywood ever since I was a little baby. I've seen everyone, you know? All the comedians, all the different people come up. They become known and then they become famous. And some of them changed, dude. This guy's changed. He is a fucking dick, dude, this guy. I've been the same fucking idiot my whole life. He becomes famous. He wanted to put me on his fucking podcast, bro. And he says I have nothing to promote. I have nothing to promote, he says. That's what he said, it's a business now, it's a fucking business. A kid with a body.

• 45:37Speaker 06

  Pretty real.

• 45:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:38Speaker 06

  Pretty fucking.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  Good intro, you think?

• 45:40Speaker 06

  Pretty fun.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  Pretty brutal.

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  Clala, Clala, look at it.

• 45:42Speaker 04

  That's a brutal intro.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  Good intro?

• 45:44Speaker 04

  Brutal, yeah.

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  Brutal, good?

• 45:45Speaker 04

  I felt like, I really felt you meant that, yeah.

• 45:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, it's hurting.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Public shaming, you like that? I was Cersei out there, dude. What's her name?

• 45:55Speaker 06

  Cersei?

• 45:56Speaker 04

  Cersei, Cersei.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  I was Cersei out there, dude. Shame, shame, shame, shame.

• 45:59Speaker 04

  Publicly shamed.

• 45:59Speaker 06

  It started with him not wanting to dance with.

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, can we get, can we go to this, right? Are we at the Comedy Store or Studio 54?

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Pick, pick a club.

• 46:13Speaker 06

  We've danced before.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, pick a fucking club, right? Because I think I'm at a comedy club. Yeah, not at Studio, right? Am I, is this the 70s, Disco?

• 46:22Speaker 04

  He wanted.

• 46:22Speaker 06

  We used to dance on my show. We used to dance all the time together.

• 46:26Speaker 04

  That's what I was saying.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, those dancing, our dancing days are over. All right, I want to say that right now, our.

• 46:31Speaker 06

  Hollywood.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  That's not Hollywood, our.

• 46:33Speaker 05

  That's ageism.

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  No, it's back pain.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  It's not Hollywood, I'm 55.

• 46:39Speaker 06

  It's my heart, dude, I just want to dance.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  So I don't want to dance before my set, I don't want to be out there dancing with you. That's not what I want to be doing.

• 46:46Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  Right? And so because I rejected you, it's because of the dance. I rejected you, because if I would have danced with you, you wouldn't have gave me that.

• 46:54Speaker 06

  Correct.

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  Right? So it was your, you, I turned you down, it was insulting, and you got mad. Let's just be honest.

• 47:02Speaker 06

  Partly, and then it built up.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  But it had nothing to do with Edmonton.

• 47:06Speaker 04

  But it triggered the memory of Edmonton.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  No, it didn't trigger the memory of Edmonton. This fucking be really, I don't know what the fuck is going on, this guy's a fucking.

• 47:13Speaker 04

  I just said it was a, that was a brutal intro.

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  He's a fucking no liar, he's a fucking no liar, he fucking does this all my whole life. And manipulating and fucking twisting and turning, dude. What the fuck are you doing? Body poop out, you fuck, you're fired.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  You're fired, the last time I see you, man.

• 47:31Speaker 04

  You're not fired.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, you know, what you.

• 47:33Speaker 06

  You said we're gonna, we're gonna rocket under the bridge, though, we're good now, right?

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  No, we're not good, dude.

• 47:38Speaker 06

  You said this.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Forever war. I want a forever war not with you, dude. Fuck you, dude. Anyway. We got that over with, let's talk about other things. All right, all right, everything's fine, welcome back to the program. How many times has Paul done the program?

• 47:53Speaker 00

  Three. In every studio, almost, even the old one.

• 47:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:56Speaker 06

  No.

• 47:56Speaker 00

  The old house.

• 47:57Speaker 06

  No, no, I actually looked. I looked. Uh, last night, I looked when I was on here last. It's pretty interesting.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  I love what you're doing right now, dude. It's just like.

• 48:10Speaker 06

  Let's take a guess, let's take a guess. No, no, no, don't tell him.

• 48:13Speaker 04

  I have a memory.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 48:14Speaker 06

  Okay, wait, let me guess. First of all.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  I may say something before you say that, because I know what you're gonna say.

• 48:18Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let me just do a little, all right? Mind you, okay? Just mind you, right?

• 48:24Speaker 05

  Mind you.

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  There's probably

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  thousands of people that want to do the podcast that we have to schedule and work around, right? Because it's like, you know, a lot of people want to do, we can't oblige, this and that, time, this and that, right? So it's like, you know, we can't have the same guy on every week, is basically what I'm trying to say. We have, we have to rotate. So go ahead.

• 48:47Speaker 06

  So take a guess when I was on here last. How many?

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  Two years ago.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  I'll take a guess.

• 48:53Speaker 06

  Don't say it, guys.

• 48:55Speaker 04

  I've only ever, I only remember one other time with you. So this is your second time.

• 48:59Speaker 06

  Okay, that's your guess?

• 49:00Speaker 04

  That's my guess.

• 49:01Speaker 06

  And you just came here from Puerto Rico, so you don't know anything.

• 49:06Speaker 05

  I came from Phoenix.

• 49:08Speaker 06

  From Phoenix.

• 49:09Speaker 05

  Phoenix.

• 49:09Speaker 06

  So take a guess, what do you think?

• 49:11Speaker 05

  About three, four years ago?

• 49:13Speaker 06

  Okay, can I tell you? I've been on twice, because I looked last night.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  This is your third time, though.

• 49:18Speaker 06

  This is my third time.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:20Speaker 06

  And the last time I was on was six years ago.

• 49:23Speaker 05

  I was close.

• 49:24Speaker 06

  Six years ago, isn't that wild? And I'm not saying that like.

• 49:29Speaker 00

  October 29, 2020.

• 49:31Speaker 04

  Oh, COVID year.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  COVID, that's crazy.

• 49:34Speaker 06

  It's fucking weird. That's a long time ago. So anyways, back to.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Is that, was that you?

• 49:42Speaker 06

  Back to my relationship with you.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my, I lost this.

• 49:46Speaker 06

  Back to my relationship with you. I've known you, I discovered you, I cherished you, I held you like a fucking bow. You know what I mean? Like a fucking oyster in a shell my whole life. She, she saved your career. In a way, because you didn't have shit before Mad, after Mad TV. And she said you're brilliant. She said you're brilliant and you should do a podcast. I remember talking to you in the fucking parking lot at the store. She pushed you because she loved you and she thought how brilliant you were.

• 50:27Speaker 04

  I like Federico.

• 50:29Speaker 00

  Cheddar, Cheddar Rico.

• 50:30Speaker 05

  Cheddar Rico.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Cheddar Rico.

• 50:32Speaker 06

  Am I right? Tell me I'm right.

• 50:34Speaker 04

  I, I, that's not.

• 50:35Speaker 06

  You support him to do a podcast.

• 50:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love Bobby, and I think he's to this day the most brilliant person alive. So yes.

• 50:43Speaker 06

  But he wasn't doing it, and you're like, dude, you gotta do this, it would be awesome.

• 50:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, he was in a bad, he was in a bad place when I first, he was in a rough spot when I first met him, yeah.

• 50:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, so she, you know, in a way is partly responsible for all this, too. Because she loved you and she supported you. She supported you, I remember, dude, I was there.

• 51:02Speaker 04

  I remember that, the early days, when I used to go to the Comedy Store.

• 51:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, he was there because he, he had used to come up to me, I don't know what I'm gonna do, ba, ba, ba. Frustrated with his career.

• 51:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:15Speaker 06

  You know what I mean?

• 51:15Speaker 04

  Those are some dark times.

• 51:17Speaker 06

  But he found his niche. And I'm so happy for you.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  I'll ask you a question, please.

• 51:23Speaker 05

  Shout out to all the women.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Do you think, Paul?

• 51:25Speaker 04

  Appreciate you, bro. Appreciate you, Pauly.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  Paul, can I ask you something?

• 51:29Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Do you think every comic has a period in their career where they're struggling? Even after they had a.

• 51:35Speaker 06

  A lot of, yeah, a lot.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  So I'm just going through what normal people go through. And then you kind of reinvent and you adjust and you try to figure it out.

• 51:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, and I was there for you as a friend.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  And I was there for you, I'm there for you as a friend.

• 51:47Speaker 06

  Correct, so can we kumbaya and put everything in the past?

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, I'd like to make a deal with you right now.

• 51:53Speaker 06

  What?

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Can I make a deal with you right now?

• 51:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, we can, yeah.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  If you ever give me an intro like that again, I will lose my fucking mind.

• 52:01Speaker 06

  Respect.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, respect. No matter what's going on between you and I personally, right? Let's just stop. When we're performing, it's a professional environment.

• 52:11Speaker 06

  Right.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  And I want.

• 52:13Speaker 06

  You're right.

• 52:13Speaker 05

  Right.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm being real, right?

• 52:15Speaker 04

  I agree.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  I want the respect and the, you know, because it's like, I bombed that night. And bombing hurts.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  And also, on top of it, while I'm performing and I am bombing, I'm getting rage because I'm thinking about you the whole time. You know, because you start thinking about the intro.

• 52:33Speaker 06

  Kind of like that night in Detroit.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, we talked about Detroit before.

• 52:39Speaker 06

  Let's move on.

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on from it, let's move on from it, but, um, so, um, I saw a clip of you the other day in Austin, someone thought you were homeless?

• 52:46Speaker 06

  Hmm, yeah.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  Is that, is that a, it felt like that was a sketch.

• 52:52Speaker 06

  I don't know.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  Is it real? So I saw a video the other day, some guy in Austin was like, oh my god, there's a homeless person. And Pauly walks by and goes, I'm not homeless.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Right, and he goes, yeah, you are, and you're like, no, I'm Pauly's sure.

• 53:05Speaker 06

  That was a bit we were doing.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. It felt real, though. Yeah, but you didn't look homeless, you had like little fluorescent green shorts on.

• 53:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, we were on the way to, we were on the way to yoga. Yeah, no, we played Joe's Club on the weekend, hanging out with your friend Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:20Speaker 06

  Why don't you go see them more over, often over there?

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, dude.

• 53:27Speaker 06

  They would love to have.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  You're a Robber Roger, dude.

• 53:29Speaker 06

  Joe Rogan loves you, Tony loves you. You should go back over there, those are your homies.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. I don't know much about it, you know? I like seeing Joe, I like seeing Tony, I like seeing those guys, but I'm not a part of that, you know?

• 53:43Speaker 06

  They miss you and they love you.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  I love them too, and I, and I have much, you know, feelings.

• 53:48Speaker 06

  Say what's up to Tony if he's watching.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  Hey.

• 53:51Speaker 06

  Tony.

• 53:53Speaker 06

  We should, I think we should, we should hogtie him. Hogtie him and bring him to fucking Austin.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. You love it there, though.

• 54:01Speaker 06

  I, I do, I do.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  What is it about it that you love Austin?

• 54:04Speaker 06

  I love his room. It's great, all the funky.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  The room is great. It's a beautiful club. Have you been to the club?

• 54:08Speaker 04

  No, never.

• 54:09Speaker 06

  The mothership's great, yeah.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Your mom's bar, too?

• 54:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  Mitzi's Club?

• 54:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  There's a bar called Mitzi's Bar. Is that what it's called? Yeah, and there's a beautiful photo of your mom on the wall, beautifully framed. It's a beautiful club.

• 54:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, Joe's got a big heart, you know, he really.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I know, I believe that, yeah.

• 54:24Speaker 06

  I love Joe. He's got a big heart and he cares. I mean, dude, do you think he needs to fucking do what he's doing? With running this club? He's got his own life.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:33Speaker 06

  He's doing it for the comics.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:34Speaker 06

  And that's awesome.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  I think that's awesome.

• 54:36Speaker 06

  And it's fucking great. And a lot of the younger comics there are doing great.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Listen, out of all the comics in the world that I've, he's helped me the most, I think, Rogan. In terms of advice and, you know, I mean, like, what do I do here? What do I do there? You know, he's very good at that, you know? And I, um, I really love the guy. And I loved Tony, but I also love Carlos Mencia. Let's move on, um.

• 55:01Speaker 06

  Anyways, his, his heart is on that, in that club and, and it, and that's why I go. I like it.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's a good, it's a good thing. Yeah. So you did a short?

• 55:09Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 55:12Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  So you sent it to me yesterday. I didn't watch it.

• 55:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, okay. Let's put it up. It just, it's.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  We can't watch it.

• 55:18Speaker 06

  No, you can't. It's called Remain Calm.

• 55:20Speaker 05

  It's like.

• 55:21Speaker 06

  It's with Nick Shortson. It's great.

• 55:23Speaker 05

  It's like if you send him like your, like a GoFundMe.

• 55:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, for your teeth, right?

• 55:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, and he, he looked at it, but he didn't donate.

• 55:30Speaker 06

  Cause I did send it to him, right?

• 55:31Speaker 04

  Wait, did you actually make a GoFundMe?

• 55:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. I did.

• 55:33Speaker 04

  Did, how much money did you raise?

• 55:35Speaker 06

  Let's go back to this for a second. So you did, so you went and got an estimate on your teeth and your face, right?

• 55:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:41Speaker 06

  Be specific.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  Why the face?

• 55:43Speaker 06

  Because it's crooked.

• 55:45Speaker 05

  No, it's just my jaw, not the whole face.

• 55:47Speaker 06

  No, just this.

• 55:49Speaker 06

  Watch this. Put your, let me, no, relax your face.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, yeah.

• 55:53Speaker 06

  See, so it's more crooked here like this.

• 55:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:56Speaker 06

  And it's gotta be straight and like that. And the way to do that is put them out and put them under. And then you go in there and you fucking crack it and you put it back to normal.

• 56:05Speaker 04

  Set it in place.

• 56:06Speaker 06

  Set it in place.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And that's gonna cost 20 grand.

• 56:09Speaker 05

  No, uh.

• 56:10Speaker 04

  Probably more, no?

• 56:11Speaker 05

  This Instagram dentist, he.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Instagram dentist?

• 56:14Speaker 04

  We were not gonna do Instagram dentist, I meant.

• 56:16Speaker 06

  No, but let's not.

• 56:18Speaker 05

  They offered.

• 56:18Speaker 06

  No, it shouldn't be.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  They offered?

• 56:21Speaker 06

  Listen, if I.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  What, what, so what does the Instagram dentist say?

• 56:24Speaker 05

  Uh, about 50 grand.

• 56:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was gonna say.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  It went from 20 to 50.

• 56:27Speaker 06

  No, that's too much.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  That's too much.

• 56:29Speaker 04

  Cosmetic dentistry is so expensive.

• 56:31Speaker 06

  Look, I got a guy in Vegas that'll probably do it for half the price.

• 56:35Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 56:35Speaker 06

  You know what I mean?

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we do, do a GoFundMe? I don't know.

• 56:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's up for Jaime's, Jaime's teeth and his jaw.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Jaw, yeah.

• 56:41Speaker 04

  No, I think that we should just put our own money in.

• 56:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  No, GoFundMe.

• 56:45Speaker 06

  I'll put some money.

• 56:48Speaker 06

  I'll put some money in. If you put some money in, Andrew put some money in.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  No, Andrew will not.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  He will not. There's no way.

• 56:58Speaker 05

  You can tell my friend Ralph, he can.

• 56:59Speaker 04

  Oh, Ralph will probably put in, yeah.

• 57:01Speaker 05

  He'll do it.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Ralph Boboza, what, five? I put in five?

• 57:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, we.

• 57:05Speaker 04

  Let's, everyone put in five.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Five grand.

• 57:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think it'd be sweet.

• 57:08Speaker 04

  10 people and we got it. Jaime's jaw.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  But here's the thing, we have to pay for it. We're not giving him the money.

• 57:14Speaker 06

  Correct.

• 57:15Speaker 04

  No, we're, we're paying straight to the dentist.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:17Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:18Speaker 05

  Uh, if I, if y'all do it for me, I'll grind harder.

• 57:22Speaker 06

  40 grand is a lot, dude.

• 57:23Speaker 04

  But what's the downtime, though? I need to know the downtime. How long will your jaw be wired shut? I think it's like a couple of weeks and you can only eat soup for like two months, probably.

• 57:30Speaker 06

  That's okay. That's what happened when I had a tumor.

• 57:33Speaker 04

  Really?

• 57:33Speaker 06

  Let's go back to that.

• 57:34Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, no. Wait, Pauly, have you talked about your tumor, like, publicly?

• 57:39Speaker 06

  No, because he won't, he doesn't wanna talk about it.

• 57:41Speaker 04

  Well, I wanna talk about it.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  He did a full body scan.

• 57:44Speaker 04

  Why, no, he did the pernovo, right?

• 57:45Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  Right? And they found a little baby, um, sweet pea of a nugget.

• 57:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm okay, though. I got lucky.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  So he got lucky, caught it early, he got surgery.

• 57:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 57:56Speaker 04

  On your pa- pancreas?

• 57:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 57:59Speaker 04

  And it was, they did, they biopsied it and everything?

• 58:01Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 58:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:02Speaker 06

  I was just very lucky. It was, my friend died, Sam died. You know Sam Macaroni, the director of Guest House?

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Macaroni died?

• 58:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  How?

• 58:11Speaker 06

  He died because he was having sex with his girlfriend and, uh, he had an aneurysm.

• 58:15Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 58:16Speaker 06

  When he orgasmed and he fucking passed out and that was it. And he went into a coma.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  That, what a good way to die, though.

• 58:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 58:23Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  Notting?

• 58:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, there he is. Look.

• 58:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, brain aneurysm.

• 58:26Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 58:29Speaker 04

  And so after that, you were like?

• 58:30Speaker 06

  After that, I'm like, shit, I gotta do a scan. Have you done a scan?

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:33Speaker 04

  I did the pernovo scan.

• 58:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, you did it. You're not gonna have anything. That's the whole thing. It's 99.9%. But if you check it, you, you know, and you can find something, so.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  That was a scary time.

• 58:44Speaker 06

  Lucky. I was lucky.

• 58:46Speaker 04

  But Pauly, are you feeling better?

• 58:47Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 58:48Speaker 04

  And the, but the procedure was all successful?

• 58:50Speaker 06

  It was a nucleation. They scooped it out. They got it.

• 58:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:53Speaker 06

  I had a great surgeon at Cedars and I'm very lucky. A lot of people aren't, aren't lucky. A lot of people have pancre- pancreatic cancer, but I was, it was benign, so.

• 59:01Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 59:02Speaker 06

  I just got fucking lucky, dude.

• 59:03Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 59:04Speaker 06

  Yeah. And it'd been in there for like about 30 years.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  When, when that happens, do you believe that God did that?

• 59:12Speaker 06

  What saved me from, for.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, discovering it early. You think that that's, there's a spiritual element to it?

• 59:16Speaker 06

  Well, that, but also Sam dying. Sam helped me.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, helped me. Yes, all that stuff is.

• 59:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's like seeing little mysteries in the world like that and viewing it as a miracle is nice.

• 59:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm very lucky, very fortunate, you know? I mean, all of us, obviously so much time has passed. The fact that you guys are still rocking and rolling is pretty cool.

• 59:37Speaker 04

  I think so.

• 59:38Speaker 06

  This is awesome. Because it was bumpy for a while.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  It was never bumpy.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  It was not really.

• 59:42Speaker 06

  Oh, it was.

• 59:43Speaker 04

  It was maybe there was some, like, maybe some, a little bit of hurt here and there, but no, I love Bobby so much.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she, you know, she's friends with my girlfriend now and.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  I love his girlfriend, yeah.

• 59:52Speaker 06

  Demetria, right?

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  Demetria, yeah.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  Demetria?

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  Demetria for sure.

• 59:58Speaker 05

  Eastern European?

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So the short, let's talk about the short.

• 1:00:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  What is it called?

• 1:00:03Speaker 06

  It's called Remain Calm.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  Remain Calm. Can you watch it on YouTube right now?

• 1:00:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's on, it's on the, uh, uh, Lewis Brothers site right now. It's the same guys that did the Richard Simmons.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:12Speaker 06

  And it's, uh, hopefully, well, I think we're gonna turn it into a feature.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  That'd be great.

• 1:00:16Speaker 06

  So we're pretty excited about it. It's Halloween time.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:19Speaker 06

  So I thought it'd be cool to do this.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  Looks great already, look at it.

• 1:00:22Speaker 05

  Very beautiful.

• 1:00:23Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:23Speaker 05

  Beautiful, right?

• 1:00:24Speaker 06

  Well, they spent like 100 grand on this fucking short.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:00:26Speaker 06

  Yes, dude.

• 1:00:27Speaker 05

  It looks it.

• 1:00:28Speaker 06

  Yeah. And, um, Nick, and it was just for me, always been a fa- fan of Nick Shortson. And I've known him for, what, 20, 30 years?

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:00:37Speaker 06

  And I was like, fuck, if me and him can play off each other, that'd be sick.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  How many days does it take you to shoot this thing?

• 1:00:43Speaker 06

  We took two days. Well, two days for me and Nick and then I think an extra day or two for, for, um, the other actors.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  And where'd you shoot?

• 1:00:50Speaker 06

  We shot in the valley, deep in the valley.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  Almost been so fun. It looks great. Look at that.

• 1:00:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, and, uh, yeah, it's pretty cool.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Is that you?

• 1:00:58Speaker 06

  Monsters. That's me right there.

• 1:01:00Speaker 04

  That looks really good.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  That looks so fucking good, dude.

• 1:01:02Speaker 06

  Yeah. And there's monsters and there's like crazy people in it and stuff like that, so. Um, yeah, it's pretty cool, so.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you look great. Oh, this looks great, dude.

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  Looks well done, yeah.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna watch it. I should've watched it last night when you sent it to me.

• 1:01:17Speaker 06

  So Collider just, just, just, uh, um, had the, um, exclusive, which is, um, you know, a pretty big, big, um, uh, movie site. And now it's gonna go everywhere. But this is my first, this is my first interview. I got over like, uh, 20, uh, podcast, uh, requests for me.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Because of this?

• 1:01:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, to be, to promote my short and all, and my comedy special, too. I have a comedy special coming out.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  What can people see your comedy special?

• 1:01:42Speaker 06

  That'll be out on November 1st on Sony PlayStation 5. So that's gonna be cool. Sony, Sony's doing, Sony PlayStation is now doing comedy. So you got 75 million kids that.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:01:55Speaker 05

  Sony, the.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait.

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  Onsole?

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  The PlayStation.

• 1:01:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  So if I have a PlayStation, if I turn it on, what happens?

• 1:02:01Speaker 06

  You'll see me.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Illegal FIFA War.

• 1:02:06Speaker 05

  Warzone, Pauly Short.

• 1:02:08Speaker 06

  Yeah, November 1st. Go to PlayStation. Can you go to PlayStation right now?

• 1:02:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm sure.

• 1:02:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. You just take your Hulu special and put it on PlayStation 5.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  You can do that.

• 1:02:17Speaker 06

  You can do that, yes. They have, right now, they have Adam Ray stuff. They have Roast Battle. They have a whole bunch of stuff.

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:02:24Speaker 06

  Because all the kids, as you know, play PlayStation.

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  I play it.

• 1:02:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, I know, so you can.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:02:29Speaker 06

  You watch it more than Hulu, probably.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Do you wa- you play, you don't play, dude?

• 1:02:32Speaker 06

  Yes, I do.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  You play games?

• 1:02:33Speaker 06

  I just got, yeah, I got my console and now I'm playing, yeah.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  What are you, what are you playing?

• 1:02:37Speaker 06

  I'm playing Warzone 6.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not playing Warzone.

• 1:02:40Speaker 06

  No, uh.

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  Do you know how great, would you set up me and Pauly to play Warzone?

• 1:02:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, that'd be sick.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  That'd be so funny, dude. Oh my god. I, you, you're not a gamer, though.

• 1:02:49Speaker 06

  I, I am.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Be honest.

• 1:02:50Speaker 06

  No, no, I'm not.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't play.

• 1:02:52Speaker 06

  No, they just sent it to me, so now I'm gonna start fucking with it.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  All right. They sent you a PlayStation?

• 1:02:56Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

• 1:02:57Speaker 06

  No, it was Amazon. They sent it to me.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  They sent, okay.

• 1:03:00Speaker 06

  I paid, I spent money on it.

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  Did you really buy a PlayStation for your?

• 1:03:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should play games.

• 1:03:05Speaker 06

  I want to. I wanna check it out. I'm excited. So, yeah.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Ghost of Yotai is a good PlayStation. Have you played that?

• 1:03:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's good.

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Ghost of Yotai.

• 1:03:13Speaker 06

  So what's the big one? The big one is Grand Theft Auto. It's coming out in November, right?

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:17Speaker 06

  That's gonna be big, so we can jerk off together and watch it. So Sony is, they're the owners of PlayStation 5.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know that.

• 1:03:25Speaker 06

  So it's like.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  I've known one for 20 years.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it says Sony on it.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you're really teaching us a lot of things about it.

• 1:03:37Speaker 06

  Hi, me, tell me, be nice.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Be nice, be nice.

• 1:03:39Speaker 06

  I thought we buried the hatchet, remember?

• 1:03:41Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, man.

• 1:03:42Bobby Lee?

  So, you're, and let me ask you about this, because you taught me about, you go, dude, why do you play these cities? You gotta play these smaller, do you still play the smaller cities?

• 1:03:52Speaker 06

  I, yes.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a bright, what he does is so bright. Because, you know, you know, we could all play Chicago and New York or whatever, right? But it's like you're competing with something, right? But one day I want to do what he does, and I want to do off cities.

• 1:04:08Speaker 04

  It's probably more fun.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:04:10Speaker 00

  Spokane.

• 1:04:11Speaker 06

  It's more rural, it's more rural, rural, rural, yeah, it's more rural, rural, yeah. Those people still have family home video.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  I know they do.

• 1:04:21Speaker 06

  It's great.

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's, well, that's where I used to open for me.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  I know, so I, we used to go to like, in the, we, in a forest. I swear to God, we're in a forest, like Ozarks.

• 1:04:33Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  Forest, right? And there's a log cabin deep in the forest. Dude, that's where we're playing. And I'm like, whoa, what?

• 1:04:41Speaker 06

  Were you on the bus when, when, uh, when he jumped off the bus?

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  Jonathan Godzic?

• 1:04:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, oh, you heard about that, yeah.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  No, we called, that night, we called you, what happened to Jonathan? So he had, okay.

• 1:04:54Speaker 04

  I remember the Jonathan Godzic story, that's his early Tiger Belly days.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so Godzic, um, one of my good buddies opened for him back in the day.

• 1:05:03Speaker 06

  He was great.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  He was great, and he took some acid.

• 1:05:07Speaker 06

  He'd make in Georgia.

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  In Georgia.

• 1:05:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  And then, he's in the tour bus with you, he told you to stop the tour bus.

• 1:05:15Speaker 06

  No, he didn't tell us to stop, he just jumped off.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you just?

• 1:05:20Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 1:05:21Speaker 06

  Big difference.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  So that my friend's on acid, he jumps off your tour bus.

• 1:05:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  This is what I heard, he ran into the forest?

• 1:05:28Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Did he make wolf noises?

• 1:05:31Speaker 06

  I don't remember.

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because I heard that he did wolf noises in the forest. So he took acid, thought he was a wolf, jumped off the bus because he didn't want to be around humans, and he went in the, and then, then you left him in a hotel, right?

• 1:05:44Speaker 06

  No, okay, that's the beginning part of it. So he jumps off, and then we go get him, obviously, man down, it's like a soldier, we can't leave him in the fucking woods. So me and Terrell, my security guard, remember Terrell?

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love Big T.

• 1:05:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, Terrell.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he could pick me up with his fucking, my feet and just.

• 1:06:05Speaker 04

  Like a cheerleader?

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  Like a cheerleader, dude, with one hand, dude. That guy's so big.

• 1:06:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:10Speaker 06

  So, so, we went in there and Steve Simone, we tracked him down in the, in the woods, and we're like, dude, get on the fucking bus, we found him, like, deep in the woods. At night, at night, in the middle of Georgia, dude, on a summer, you know, where there's crickets and you hear like, fuck. I've never been to the South at that time, but it's fucking gnarly.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  I think everyone, I think everywhere has crickets.

• 1:06:33Speaker 06

  At that time, in the summertime, they're really loud.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Everywhere has crickets.

• 1:06:36Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:37Speaker 04

  Probably, probably talking about cicadas.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  Give me another noise that would happen.

• 1:06:41Speaker 04

  Does the South have cicadas? Those loud, big?

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  Just say cicadas.

• 1:06:45Speaker 06

  Cicadas.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:46Speaker 06

  So then we finally got him back, we finally got him back on the bus.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:50Speaker 06

  And then me and Simone are, we're watching.

• 1:06:52Bobby Lee?

  Steve Simone.

• 1:06:53Speaker 06

  We're watching, uh, I think the, uh, the De Niro movie, Comedian or something, where he plays a comedian.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, King of New York.

• 1:07:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, King of the, King of Comedy.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  King of Comedy.

• 1:07:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, so we're watching that.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:04Speaker 06

  And I'm watching Richard Pryor and Sam Kendison and all that stuff, and then Godzic thinks we're trying to do something, and he jumps off the bus again.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:07:13Speaker 06

  Again, on the other side, and he takes off, so.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's got to see both sides, you know?

• 1:07:19Speaker 06

  So we, we get him, uh, we get him, and then we finally get him on the bus, and the bus driver says, we can't, he's a liability, so we have to drop him off at the next hotel.

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:07:28Speaker 06

  So we took him to the next hotel.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  So this is where I come in, at the four or five in the morning, and I'm talking to Godzic, he's in a hotel, and he had taken the mattress from the bed, and he bombarded the door.

• 1:07:39Speaker 04

  So he blocked it?

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because he was, he was on acid, you know what was going on with him? Imagine, he's on massive amounts of acid, he has no idea who spiked his drink, because he didn't, he's not a drug user.

• 1:07:50Speaker 04

  Oh, he didn't take it voluntarily?

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:07:52Speaker 04

  Oh, that's scary.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so he's in this psychosis, this.

• 1:07:55Speaker 04

  He was drugged.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Drugged, right? He thinks he's a wolf, he also thinks that people are after him, so he's taking the mattress, putting it against the wall, and I'm like going, how do we get you back to LA? You know what I mean? Because, you know, they, obviously, that was the right thing to do, to keep him in the hotel, because he's jumping up.

• 1:08:11Speaker 04

  But I know, but you left a soldier.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did leave a soldier, that's right, that's right, Khalyla.

• 1:08:16Speaker 06

  No, the bus driver said he can't drive.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it was the bus driver's fault.

• 1:08:19Speaker 06

  The bus driver said.

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  It's a liability.

• 1:08:21Speaker 06

  A liability, so we put him in there, we paid for his room, and his brother actually lived in, uh, in Georgia, so he went to pick him up in the morning.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good.

• 1:08:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, but yeah, he's, I love Jonathan.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he quit.

• 1:08:32Speaker 04

  After that?

• 1:08:33Speaker 06

  After that.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's the president of a school, I think, he's a principal.

• 1:08:36Speaker 04

  Honestly, that would be so traumatizing to me, I would quit too, I think, after that.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  He was, he had a really unique voice, yeah, I've never seen, till this day, his style of comedy.

• 1:08:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, he was.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  Very weird, and, you know what I mean? Just a fucking great comic, funny guy.

• 1:08:52Speaker 06

  But yeah, the road is the road, you know, I've been doing it, you know what's crazy is this, this year, nine, uh, two thousand twenty-six is my fortieth year I've been doing stand-up.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  My God.

• 1:09:01Speaker 06

  Forty years.

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:09:02Speaker 06

  That's why, that's a lot of small towns, and that's the name of my special, my new special, it's called Road Comic, because I'm like the ultimate road comic.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you are.

• 1:09:10Speaker 06

  Like, I've been playing clubs, you know, Hyenas, or the Improv, or the Funny Bone, or Zany's, like, for years. You know, with Dorfman and, and, and Stroop and all these guys.

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:21Speaker 06

  Um, that run these clubs and, um.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  I love Stroop.

• 1:09:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  Dave Stroop.

• 1:09:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  Good guy, Columbus.

• 1:09:27Speaker 06

  Really, really good guy.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:28Speaker 06

  Um, but, I don't know, you know, I've been playing, but this next year, I want to take a little time off to do some, some more of my, my.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you're a good actor, I think you're at the right age, I mean, this is, you know, I'll, I'll be honest with you, watching that, I didn't see it, but like, just even the visual, visual of it, and then, you know, I, I know that Mccone directed a movie with Andrew, that looks really good too. I think that this is pretty exciting to me, to have comics and independent producers and companies making these like little projects is, I think the way it's gonna.

• 1:09:58Speaker 06

  Absolutely.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it's cool.

• 1:10:00Speaker 06

  I love acting, I miss acting, I'm gonna do some more of it, get off the road and, and put myself into it.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  You should, dude.

• 1:10:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm also gonna get back into acting class, I'm actually, uh, monitoring a class tonight, right around the corner.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you're taking a class?

• 1:10:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow, Meisner?

• 1:10:14Speaker 06

  Uh, no, no, not Meisner, just, uh, no, this other class.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm a Meisner guy.

• 1:10:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, so, well, there you go, like this, oh!

• 1:10:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but, uh, yeah, and I got some dates, I got Houston Punchline, and then I'm doing a, a, a, a whole tour of the East Coast, back to Detroit, your favorite place?

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  The weird place you made me cry.

• 1:10:36Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:10:36Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:37Speaker 06

  Albany, Syracuse, and then we're gonna be in Rochester, and then Buffalo.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  We talked about why you made me cry in Detroit, right?

• 1:10:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, I remember, but you can probably tell.

• 1:10:47Speaker 00

  Long time ago. Spokane, Washington.

• 1:10:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:10:50Bobby Lee?

  Um, so he's on the road, um, you know, it's so surprising, Paul, because, you know, you're such a friend, and we should have you on more often, not six years. Don't you think? I apologize for that, we'll get you, we'll get you on.

• 1:11:03Speaker 06

  I just think it's fun that we're friends. I just think it's fun to stick with you, that's all, you know, like, who gives a fuck?

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  You look good there, what a good sight.

• 1:11:12Speaker 00

  First time, twenty seventeen.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  That was the first time, wow, dude.

• 1:11:16Speaker 06

  That was in your apartment?

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was in a living apartment, yeah.

• 1:11:18Speaker 06

  That was fun.

• 1:11:19Bobby Lee?

  That was fun, yeah, look at that.

• 1:11:21Speaker 06

  Look how great that is.

• 1:11:22Speaker 04

  So young.

• 1:11:23Speaker 06

  How many years ago was this?

• 1:11:25Speaker 00

  Nah, nine and a half.

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something?

• 1:11:26Speaker 06

  Like, almost ten.

• 1:11:27Speaker 00

  Ten years. Look how she's looking at Bobby.

• 1:11:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, she loved Bobby.

• 1:11:31Speaker 00

  Very much love.

• 1:11:33Speaker 04

  All right, hey.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, hi, we, I don't know what you're trying to do.

• 1:11:36Speaker 06

  Too, right?

• 1:11:37Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:11:38Speaker 06

  You're right there.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  At the end, yeah, Gilbert's at the end, dude.

• 1:11:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:41Speaker 00

  Smile like that.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:11:42Speaker 06

  So much fun.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, give Paul a round of applause, everybody.

• 1:11:46Speaker 00

  Check out his short film.

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  Check out his short film.

• 1:11:48Speaker 06

  Remain calm with Nick Thorson, check me out on tour, and here we go, thanks, guys.

• 1:11:53Speaker 04

  Thanks, Pauly.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  So where do we leave off?

• 1:12:16Speaker 04

  Okay, so, um, Gilbert does a roll.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  You do the roll, and then, um.

• 1:12:21Speaker 04

  I'm worried, because I'm like, Gil, focus.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  Here's.

• 1:12:24Speaker 00

  Did you not like it? The showman in me.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I'm a, I'm a showman.

• 1:12:28Speaker 00

  You are, I got it from you.

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  Showman, dude.

• 1:12:29Speaker 04

  Here's where it kind of didn't feel, start to feel not good for me. I was always under the impression that you were fighting some guy who was your weight class, um, and up until, uh, he came out, I thought, okay, he's fighting a guy his, his same size.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  You fought the Northmen.

• 1:12:47Speaker 04

  When he came out, I was like.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  The guy should have had access, he was ten times your size.

• 1:12:53Speaker 04

  Well, not only that, I heard that he had to cut weight, like, by the way, he was really good, and I, I, you know, all the, all the.

• 1:12:57Speaker 00

  What's his name? No excuses, Mason, great guy.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  Mason, great guy.

• 1:13:00Speaker 00

  Recovering addict, that's why.

• 1:13:01Speaker 04

  Oh, amazing, amazing story, I thought he did amazing, but also, that guy easily walks around at like two-ten, right?

• 1:13:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, he looked big.

• 1:13:08Speaker 06

  Well, his coach, his coach said, he was, his coach said he's like one-ninety, but I don't, I don't know if I believe that.

• 1:13:13Speaker 00

  I would never have seen a man with that ma, that traps before.

• 1:13:16Speaker 06

  I don't think he only cut five pounds for her.

• 1:13:18Speaker 04

  When he came out, Bobby and I looked at each other and we said, oh, no.

• 1:13:23Speaker 00

  Can I tell you something? When I found out my original opponent dropped out, I was supposed to be at one-hundred-seventy-five pounds, and then they sent me this new guy, but my coach was like, honestly, dude, you're so fast, and you can fight anyone, you'll be good. So he made me confident, but when I did the weigh-in, I went, what the fuck is this guy? I'm like, I'm like, looking up.

• 1:13:39Bobby Lee?

  Well.

• 1:13:40Speaker 04

  A lot taller than you, bigger than you, and always possible, and also, he had like, sorry, Gil, this is like, not a knock to you, but you have like a sleeper build, right? Like, this guy was like.

• 1:13:50Speaker 00

  I have a belly.

• 1:13:51Speaker 04

  But this guy was like, hard.

• 1:13:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, oh, I felt it, when he, um, grabbed my neck, I was like, this is so much weight.

• 1:13:58Bobby Lee?

  But that's not, that's not what I saw, what I saw was a guy shucking and jiving in there.

• 1:14:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  I saw a guy.

• 1:14:04Speaker 00

  Shucking and jiving?

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I saw.

• 1:14:06Speaker 00

  I was a jive turkey?

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I saw you go, go in and out, right? Be evasive.

• 1:14:10Speaker 00

  That wasn't even the game plan.

• 1:14:11Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you're very evasive.

• 1:14:12Speaker 04

  Also, landing.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Landing, real shots, with face.

• 1:14:17Speaker 00

  I felt, I was.

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  Watch this opening move here.

• 1:14:20Speaker 00

  So, this, oh, God, I can't watch.

• 1:14:22Speaker 04

  Wait, this is not the spinning back kick?

• 1:14:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, it is, yeah, boom.

• 1:14:25Speaker 04

  Oh, whoa!

• 1:14:25Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, look, oh! Dude, look, that's, that's pure karate, dude.

• 1:14:32Speaker 00

  I wasn't supposed to do this.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  Look at this.

• 1:14:34Speaker 00

  I wasn't supposed to do this at all.

• 1:14:37Speaker 04

  At this point, I was like, Gilbert, you're, keep your fucking hands up.

• 1:14:41Speaker 00

  Dude, I heard everyone yell, Nick yelled, keep your fucking hands off, stop fucking around.

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  So good, dude, look at this stuff, dude. Now, what is the response online? Have you, people seen it online?

• 1:14:52Speaker 00

  If people, I appreciate everyone responding, they're all like, fuck, dude, this makes me. want to like get in there. It's like inspiring. I'm like, yeah, everyone should fight. The way you make everyone do stand up.

• 1:15:00Speaker 04

  I don't think so.

• 1:15:01Speaker 00

  Everyone should fight.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm not fighting.

• 1:15:02Speaker 00

  Everyone.

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  I'll fight Jaime. I'll read Director Draw.

• 1:15:10Speaker 00

  No guts.

• 1:15:11Speaker 04

  I'll do it for free.

• 1:15:12Bobby Lee?

  For free, no 20 grand.

• 1:15:14Speaker 04

  That's so funny. Gilbert, honestly, though, is so.

• 1:15:17Speaker 00

  There is. That's a zombie. That's what you cannot, someone said you cannot fight someone or they won't go down if they're recovering addict because they will not back.

• 1:15:24Speaker 04

  Well, that's what I was telling. He just kept walking forward and I was like, oh, he's eating these shots like pretty well. He's just taking it.

• 1:15:32Bobby Lee?

  Round one, you, one. Look at this.

• 1:15:34Speaker 00

  But he doesn't go back.

• 1:15:35Speaker 04

  He doesn't go back.

• 1:15:36Bobby Lee?

  Doesn't matter.

• 1:15:36Speaker 04

  But he has a lot of weight on him.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:38Speaker 00

  That was my Dominic Cruz. I tried to look at Dominic after that.

• 1:15:44Bobby Lee?

  But there was, okay, push pause.

• 1:15:45Speaker 04

  So your mom was in the crowd?

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:48Speaker 04

  And um, I didn't.

• 1:15:49Speaker 00

  Was she calm?

• 1:15:50Speaker 04

  She was actually a lot calmer than me. Bobby was making fun of me the whole time because I was not well.

• 1:15:54Speaker 00

  He sent me a hilarious picture of you and Gene Hong was there, which was hilarious. You guys were like, like not looking.

• 1:15:59Speaker 04

  I, not only was I not well, I had to go to the bathroom and like cry after.

• 1:16:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:03Speaker 04

  Like you think, I was like too like overwhelmed.

• 1:16:06Speaker 00

  Were you, you guys were nervous for him or no?

• 1:16:08Speaker 04

  Yes, I was like so nervous.

• 1:16:09Speaker 00

  You made me feel calm.

• 1:16:11Bobby Lee?

  Proud. I was proud.

• 1:16:12Speaker 04

  No, I was, that's what it was. It was like, I, it was a culmination of being like so proud and then also a relief that he was just like, it was over with and he was okay.

• 1:16:19Bobby Lee?

  Mine was pure pride, bud.

• 1:16:21Speaker 00

  I appreciate that.

• 1:16:21Bobby Lee?

  Pure pride.

• 1:16:23Speaker 00

  You made me feel actually calm because you know how I was so intense.

• 1:16:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, because I'm a namaste and that's what will always be true.

• 1:16:28Speaker 00

  Remember how serious I was warming it up? You brought, you made the room go, okay, we're all laughing. It's all chill. Let's just relax while we're warming up.

• 1:16:33Bobby Lee?

  I have chill vibes.

• 1:16:34Speaker 00

  I believe it. I believe it.

• 1:16:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:37Bobby Lee?

  And so um.

• 1:16:38Speaker 00

  My coach yelled at me after the first round.

• 1:16:39Speaker 04

  He did?

• 1:16:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, he goes, stop fucking around. We don't play, we don't do this.

• 1:16:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, I yelled at him too when he was fighting.

• 1:16:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:46Speaker 03

  He was, at one point I seen him like circling around and he's like looking at.

• 1:16:51Speaker 03

  I wasn't trying, I didn't.

• 1:16:53Speaker 00

  I literally go, pay the fuck attention, Gilbert.

• 1:16:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're crazy. You're a crazy person for playing around like that. I thought, I was like, oh my fucking god, like you really are a performer.

• 1:17:04Speaker 00

  It wasn't, I did not plan it. I was.

• 1:17:05Bobby Lee?

  You hunger games it.

• 1:17:07Speaker 00

  A little bit.

• 1:17:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:07Speaker 00

  A hunger game.

• 1:17:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  It was televised. You pretended like the world was watching.

• 1:17:11Speaker 00

  Yeah. If no one was watching.

• 1:17:13Bobby Lee?

  Nobody watched it. Yeah, yeah, but uh.

• 1:17:14Speaker 04

  My sister was on live stream.

• 1:17:16Speaker 00

  Okay, she was.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  No, people saw it, dog. I'm getting a lot of comments. People say, I'm proud of Gilbert.

• 1:17:20Speaker 00

  I appreciate that.

• 1:17:21Speaker 04

  So proud of you.

• 1:17:21Speaker 00

  I was so, I will say that the, the actually status I felt was right when I got knocked down and I was still fighting, but the ref stopped it. I was so pissed. And I looked at everyone. I was like, I fucking cannot believe I didn't get the win. I was like, this is crazy. Everyone's here and I did not get the W.

• 1:17:35Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter.

• 1:17:35Speaker 04

  It doesn't matter.

• 1:17:36Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter.

• 1:17:36Speaker 00

  That's what pissed me off. I was like, fuck.

• 1:17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:38Speaker 04

  But I, I.

• 1:17:39Bobby Lee?

  You made one mistake.

• 1:17:40Speaker 00

  Yeah?

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:41Speaker 00

  My sister goes, why were you headhunting in the last round?

• 1:17:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:44Speaker 00

  Because I wanted to, I had a celebration dance.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  Is Gabby gonna fight?

• 1:17:47Speaker 00

  I'm convincing her to. They want to do a brother sister card in Hawaii. To fight other, to fight other brothers, sisters.

• 1:17:53Bobby Lee?

  We are going.

• 1:17:53Speaker 00

  But David was like, Hawaii?

• 1:17:55Speaker 04

  Hawaii?

• 1:17:56Speaker 00

  Do you know those girls?

• 1:17:56Speaker 04

  Those girls can scrap.

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  We gotta go.

• 1:18:00Speaker 03

  This one you got.

• 1:18:00Bobby Lee?

  We're going. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:02Speaker 03

  When he got kneed in the nuts?

• 1:18:04Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, you did. Yeah, he, he did get a.

• 1:18:06Speaker 00

  That was hard.

• 1:18:07Speaker 04

  Hey, you know what? I will say, I told Gene Hong right in that second, like, I hope he milks this as long as possible to catch his breath.

• 1:18:14Speaker 00

  I could.

• 1:18:15Speaker 03

  I knew, so when I was, because we were, me and Nick were right on the cage, right for it. And so Gilbert gets hit in the nuts and he's walking around, but he walks right past this and he kind of goes like this real quick and he goes, fuck.

• 1:18:28Speaker 00

  He's not hurt. I just kept going.

• 1:18:29Speaker 03

  I'm fucking tired, dude.

• 1:18:31Speaker 04

  But you know what? He appreciated it.

• 1:18:33Speaker 00

  He got to rest, dude.

• 1:18:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, because I think that, you know, a nice little nap in, in between felt nice.

• 1:18:39Speaker 03

  Well, here, watch. We'll see. I'll show you guys. The only reason why Gilbert fell is.

• 1:18:45Speaker 04

  Right here. And this is the view I didn't see.

• 1:18:47Speaker 03

  So when he throws his cross, watch his back foot. It's still in the.

• 1:18:49Speaker 00

  So I didn't plan it. So I was still aware. So that's why I framed.

• 1:18:52Speaker 03

  So he throws it. He's still in the air while he gets hit.

• 1:18:55Speaker 04

  Oh, it was even, it's very short.

• 1:18:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:18:57Speaker 04

  You walked right into it.

• 1:18:58Speaker 00

  I ran into his hand.

• 1:18:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. It was just his, his weight was, his weight was going forward when his back foot was about to like switch into south bar.

• 1:19:04Speaker 00

  But you know what? Get it on him. So.

• 1:19:06Speaker 04

  Oh wait, he didn't knock, it wasn't a true.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  It's not true.

• 1:19:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:19:10Speaker 00

  No, no, but he.

• 1:19:11Bobby Lee?

  It's not true blue, dude.

• 1:19:11Speaker 00

  The refs did say back, it's amateur fights. If you go down, we have to protect you. So no, we will stop it early. So I.

• 1:19:17Speaker 04

  I'm glad.

• 1:19:18Speaker 00

  I have to, it's not my, I lost.

• 1:19:19Speaker 04

  I'm glad. He is a big boy. A big boy like that on top.

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  Give Gilbert a round of applause. That was great.

• 1:19:24Speaker 00

  I have to say, this is the funniest thing that happened. Bobby, anytime for the audience, obviously produces podcasts, anytime I get a call from Bobby, I already know it's like, all right. He wants to cancel the podcast. I have to make an excuse. Or he's pissed about something or blah, blah, blah. He called me at 9 a.m. So I was like, oh, fuck, what is it? He just goes, he giggles and goes, are you hurt? You have to do it again. A star is born. So I'm like, fuck, everyone wants me to do this again.

• 1:19:48Bobby Lee?

  You have to do it again.

• 1:19:48Speaker 04

  But can I, okay, if we do this again, Gilbert.

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  Because you were good. If you were a fool.

• 1:19:52Speaker 00

  Am I being a professional fighter? I'm not trying to be a professional.

• 1:19:54Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter. You have to win. You can't do one fight and lose. You have to win one.

• 1:20:00Speaker 00

  That's what Dominic said and TJ Dillashaw was like, come on, dude. Go one and one.

• 1:20:04Speaker 04

  But also like, would you actually walk away if you feel that rush of the win? I don't think so.

• 1:20:08Bobby Lee?

  Wait, Dillashaw contacted you?

• 1:20:10Speaker 03

  Well, he was, he uh, because I work on Dom's pod and we had TJ Dillashaw on it. So we had it set up.

• 1:20:15Speaker 00

  And Dillashaw has watched, he's been a guest on the other podcast and he said, you have to do it again.

• 1:20:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:22Speaker 04

  You think if you win though, that you'd be able to walk away?

• 1:20:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm not trying to be a fighter. I will say, if I do it again, this walkout of performance is going to be, I'm getting a gospel choir. I'm doing a marching band. We're doing the whole thing.

• 1:20:33Bobby Lee?

  I'll do flips too.

• 1:20:36Bobby Lee?

  Can I dress like a cheerleader with pom poms?

• 1:20:38Speaker 04

  Can I, can I say just one more thing? Like, can you not say yes to a matchup that's like where you have to go up and wait?

• 1:20:44Speaker 00

  Oh, I would, I would go down. So I weighed in at 179 with clothes. He was 185 and then shirtless. I would probably fight at 155.

• 1:20:52Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:20:52Speaker 05

  I think I can do it too.

• 1:20:54Speaker 00

  You want to do it?

• 1:20:55Speaker 05

  Have I trained for it?

• 1:20:56Speaker 04

  What's he?

• 1:20:57Speaker 00

  It's a 20 week program.

• 1:20:58Speaker 03

  Why are you looking at him like that?

• 1:21:00Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:21:01Bobby Lee?

  Nope.

• 1:21:02Speaker 04

  What's your background in any kind of martial art?

• 1:21:04Speaker 00

  What's your combat sport background?

• 1:21:05Speaker 05

  Um, nothing.

• 1:21:07Speaker 00

  But that's who it's made for. That's who this program is made for.

• 1:21:10Bobby Lee?

  They'll call you the armadillo. You're just.

• 1:21:12Speaker 05

  A guy choked me in 73.

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 1:21:14Speaker 05

  Wait, for a 20 week program?

• 1:21:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's what the program is made for.

• 1:21:17Speaker 03

  You can lose weight.

• 1:21:18Speaker 00

  It's, it used to be called from couch to cage or whatever, but it's.

• 1:21:21Speaker 03

  I weighed 216 pounds at the beginning of the year.

• 1:21:23Speaker 05

  How much do you weigh now?

• 1:21:24Speaker 03

  179.

• 1:21:25Speaker 05

  I weigh 213 right now.

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 1:21:31Speaker 00

  With that frame?

• 1:21:32Bobby Lee?

  Let's do that.

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