Rob Lowe and The Laconic Shirtless Bobby

Legendary actor, producer, and podcast host Rob Lowe returns to the Tigerbelly chaos! We chat red carpet humiliations with William H. Macy, Rob's ageless white head, losing *Footloose* to Kevin Bacon, reading for Titanic, an improvised shirtless scene, a tragic middle school musical comedy, 1989 Oscar Snow White, Lucille Ball, and Rob's new movie THE MUSICAL, out now in theaters. If you're looking for an easier way to get great meals on the table, give ButcherBox a try. Go to ButcherBox.com/BELLY http://ButcherBox.com/BELLY to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ribeye, new york strip, or filet mignon in every box for a year — with free shipping always. Go to helixsleep.com/TigerBelly http://helixsleep.com/TigerBellyfor 27% Off Sitewide. That’s helixsleep.com/TigerBelly for 27% Off Sitewide Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/XXX and use code TIGERBELLY and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  Buy smart, drive for less, and trade for more. That's Toyota affordability.

• 0:05Speaker 01

  And it all starts with a great deal on a truck from your local Toyota dealer. Make a smart buy on the off-road ready Tacoma or half-ton Tundra. Two of Toyota's most capable and longest-lasting trucks. Built with the strength for the tough jobs, the tech to power your next big adventures, and the rugged style for everything in between. Or discover Toyota's off-road lineup, including the iconic Forerunner and Land Cruiser, designed to go beyond the everyday. And with Toyota's proven reputation for quality and reliability, plus available hybrid power on many models, you can get more for every mile and drive for less along the way. And long after you leave the lot, your Toyota keeps delivering the great resale value. So you could trade in for more when you're ready for your next Toyota. From a great deal today to a great value tomorrow.

• 0:49Speaker 01

  A Toyota is right for you. Shop toyota.com for deals and details. Or stop by your local Toyota dealer today. Toyota, let's go places.

• 1:02Speaker 00

  That sound could mean a lot of things. And when something's going wrong at home, the hardest part can be figuring out what the problem actually is. At Thumbtack, you can upload a voice message or a photo, and our AI-powered search will help diagnose your project. Plus, the pros we know have over 14 million five-star reviews, so you can hire with confidence. Thumbtack, we know homes. Hire the right pro today.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  Action. Can I, wait, I'm sorry. All right. I'm sorry. During this production, I'd like another minute of dancing. Did you get it? Okay, good. All right, so sit down. Thanks.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  And... Action.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  Many mumbling mice. Our Mickey Mouse is in the moonlight. Mighty nice.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  What is it? What is it? Stop, stop, stop, it's show tunes. I don't know.

• 2:30Speaker 03

  How do you know?

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  Teach me it, teach me it.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  Did you theater?

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:34Speaker 03

  Many mumbling.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  What do I do with this? Is add a profile picture, you know? Skip.

• 2:39Speaker 03

  Mighty nice. Many mumbling mice.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  Who needs a piano?

• 2:47Speaker 01

  What are you talking about? Oh, you can't open a Google Doc?

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  It'll get an email saying you know if your request was approved.

• 2:57Speaker 01

  What are you talking about, dude?

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing, dude?

• 2:59Speaker 04

  You have to go to your email and approve it.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Do I have to be anthropic to fucking hack this? What's going on here, man?

• 3:06Speaker 04

  Do I look weird?

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  No. Am I Sam Altman?

• 3:10Speaker 03

  Your shoulders are covered. I mean.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Text it to me, man.

• 3:14Speaker 04

  It's like, it's like slutty, however.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're not meeting the president.

• 3:19Speaker 03

  You're not meeting Obama.

• 3:20Speaker 04

  Mr. Lo.

• 3:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:22Speaker 04

  I'm a British.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Rob Lo.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  Coming to town.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  With Gays and fairies and house.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  We go mid-western white girl.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  B five.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  That's the opposite of Rob Lo.

• 3:53Speaker 03

  Honey, you scared us.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  That was the opposite of Rob Lo.

• 3:55Speaker 03

  Honey, you scared us.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:56Speaker 04

  That's Rob Tall.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that's not, we gotta start over, dude. It's not working.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  Let's scrap it.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Whatever it is, it's not working.

• 4:06Speaker 03

  You gotta scrap it.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Rob Tall?

• 4:08Speaker 03

  Not Rob High.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Rob High would have been better.

• 4:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:11Speaker 03

  Rob Tall.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Rob Tall is not good. Yeah, um, you're a comedian, right? Yeah, how long you been doing comedy?

• 4:19Speaker 04

  Uh, four years.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pretty good.

• 4:20Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pretty good. Not good yet.

• 4:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  But pretty good.

• 4:25Speaker 03

  Pretty good.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, I was watching you perform. No, where were we at the last gig we did? What's going on?

• 4:35Speaker 01

  Someone's watching TikToks back there.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  What are you watching TikTok?

• 4:38Speaker 01

  No.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  No, hey, honey, we have a show going on here, dude.

• 4:42Speaker 01

  It goes no.

• 4:42Speaker 03

  We are live.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  We're live.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  We're recording.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, um, it's not going well so far.

• 4:49Speaker 01

  It's tough, man.

• 4:49Speaker 03

  It's a tough one.

• 4:50Speaker 04

  Was Rob Tall?

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can you call him Rob Tall when he walks in here?

• 4:56Speaker 04

  No.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  It'll ruin.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  Ooh, just straight face. Hey, you're Rob Tall, right?

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  That's not even funny. It's, even if he was, he would have said Rob High.

• 5:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  He's probably gotten his whole life.

• 5:08Speaker 03

  He would have left.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  So it comes around, comes across weird.

• 5:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, um, I'm gonna tell you the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Tell.

• 5:19Speaker 04

  Please.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  So I was, um, doing the red carpet at the Emmys.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  I used to interview people.

• 5:25Speaker 03

  This year.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  Keep it, keep it.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  It's getting bad. My career's going bad. I'm going bad.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  Meanwhile, I'm like, ooh, I wish I could do that. Oh, my God, what a gig.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  So William H. Macy, I'm interviewing.

• 5:40Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  And I didn't know what to say because I was a kid.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  And I'm like, hey, how's the department stores?

• 5:47Speaker 03

  Stop it. Stop it.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  I said it.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  Stop it, like Macy's, like 34th Street Macy's.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  You know what he goes, he goes, ha, ha.

• 5:56Speaker 03

  No.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yes, he goes, ha, ha. Walks away, and in my mind, I'm like, that's a Rob High.

• 6:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Rob Tall, Rob Tall.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  That's a Rob Tall.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  It's like an awkward thing that didn't work.

• 6:11Speaker 03

  It's actually funnier than Rob Tall because Macy's kind of makes sense.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  That's right. It's better, it's a better joke.

• 6:18Speaker 03

  It's actually better.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  It's a better joke than Rob Tall. Yeah. Anyway, it's one of those moments where you go, I shouldn't, why did you? When it's coming out, you're like, you have no skills.

• 6:32Speaker 03

  Did you want to just end it right there? Like, was that the, like, lowest thing?

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, I remember one of my producers, so he goes, ha, ha. Walks away.

• 6:42Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  I would never forget that.

• 6:43Speaker 04

  I know.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  I still have it. Dude, I can't sleep at night.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I'd be traumatized.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  It, it just ruminates in my mind. You know what I mean?

• 6:53Speaker 03

  One of the best actors of American cinema.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Of all time, right?

• 6:56Speaker 03

  Of American cinema.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  Ha, ha. So then he walks away, and I'm blushing now. And when a Korean blushes, what color does it turn?

• 7:02Speaker 03

  Purple.

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. I'm all purple.

• 7:05Speaker 04

  Oh, my gosh, you have the footage?

• 7:06Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 7:07Speaker 04

  There's no way.

• 7:08Speaker 03

  No way.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Calls moving up. Yeah.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  There you are.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  Primetime.

• 7:12Speaker 04

  Primetime.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  There is Macy.

• 7:15Speaker 04

  Primetime, it's, it's so pretty there.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  William H. Macy, Mad TV.

• 7:21Speaker 04

  We love your store.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm a big fan of yours, and we love your store. The men's apartment is, no. I saw the store. You can't get good help. We just got rid of you. Oh, that's it. So I.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, so he played, he played back.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  I played back. Oh, I thought I interpreted.

• 7:35Speaker 03

  It does feel.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  I interpreted it wrong. I got the story wrong again.

• 7:39Speaker 03

  No, but the subtext is, ha, ha.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 7:44Speaker 01

  He was kind of like, really? It was like, really, dude?

• 7:47Speaker 03

  Like, he barely yes-ended.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  And then Bobby also just went right away, I'm on Mad TV. I'm on Mad TV.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  I did do that?

• 7:55Speaker 01

  You're like, I'm not a nobody. I'm on Mad TV.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  All right, so I made up that story.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  That's how I interpreted it.

• 8:01Speaker 03

  That's how it felt.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Because I never thought that you would find footage of it.

• 8:04Speaker 03

  That's crazy. Your producers are.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You're a wild producer.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  Y'all are sick.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Because I never thought that they would find footage of it. Now I'm even more embarrassed. Because I couldn't even get the story right.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  No, and now people are gonna go watch that on YouTube.

• 8:17Speaker 04

  I know.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 8:20Speaker 04

  I don't think that was that bad. He seemed like he liked you.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  It's this hacky, I'll go, I'll go get him. It's hacky.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  It's hacky.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:29Speaker 04

  I still think Rob Tall has legs.

• 8:31Speaker 01

  Hey, don't be a pussy.

• 8:32Speaker 04

  I'm not gonna say Rob Tall.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  Does he, does it have long legs?

• 8:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  Calm daddy long legs.

• 8:38Speaker 04

  No.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Wait, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to, like, be calm during this.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  Why?

• 8:43Speaker 04

  I think I'm gonna try.

• 8:43Speaker 01

  I'm getting nervous, I'm putting.

• 8:44Speaker 03

  You should. This might be like the hottest person I've done this with.

• 8:49Speaker 01

  Bro, I geeked.

• 8:50Speaker 03

  Because it's usually, oh, you dropped the, it's usually like comics. I'm like, whatever, who cares?

• 8:55Speaker 04

  Who gives a crap?

• 8:56Speaker 03

  Who cares?

• 8:56Speaker 01

  Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  Is it?

• 9:01Speaker 03

  Oh, that's crazy.

• 9:03Speaker 04

  I was just getting excited about it.

• 9:08Speaker 03

  You guys, Rob Lo's coming in. This is the greatest day of my life.

• 9:12Speaker 04

  I know.

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Nothing, nothing matters after today.

• 9:16Speaker 04

  What's it gonna be?

• 9:16Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, wait. Oh, my God.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  Hi. How are you? Should we stand? Hi. Are we hugging? Hi, I'm Peter. Nice to meet you.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  This is Rob.

• 9:30Speaker 03

  Hi.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  My assistant. How are you? What's going on?

• 9:34Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  I just hugged you.

• 9:38Speaker 03

  She just came from the Philippines. They have an, uh. Hi.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  I'll talk to you later, okay?

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Bye, honey.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  She came in.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  Hello, hello.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  Right here, right here, Rob. Right here. Wait, do you have a keyboard now? Have you?

• 9:50Speaker 01

  Oh, hey, he can sing, so if you want to flex a little bit.

• 9:53Speaker 03

  Oh, we're singing.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm a samba singer.

• 9:56Speaker 03

  Oh, speaking of the musical, we gotta sing.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:59Speaker 01

  You gotta have an intro for him.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I put it on my body. Yeah, yeah.

• 10:07Speaker 03

  Moisturizer.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Just OCD. Yeah.

• 10:11Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Look at all this shit you got.

• 10:14Speaker 04

  We have all the different drinks for you.

• 10:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, do you need any cans of?

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  Do you not wear these?

• 10:19Speaker 03

  You don't have to.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  I do, I'm gonna wear them. Okay, good. I just don't want to be like. Rob, this is not your first rodeo. This isn't. That's why I'm acting like I don't know what I'm doing.

• 10:28Speaker 03

  He's trying to show off. All right.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  This is the theme

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  of the Rob Lowe interview.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Outsiders, and we got West Wing.

• 10:45Speaker 03

  But we don't talk about the bombs.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Rob Lowe, give a round of applause. The Lowe, the Lowe. And I have to admit.

• 10:58Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  You know, I've had many guests on this program. This is the second time Rob's been on this program. Program. And I have to admit that there, may I make an announcement?

• 11:07Speaker 03

  You may.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Rob. I'm not as intimidated by you as I was before. Now, when you first came here before, right, obviously, we don't want to talk about the West Wing because we already did it, but you know what I mean? One of my favorite shows of all time.

• 11:22Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  And now I'm not as, because then I visited yours.

• 11:25Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 11:27Speaker 03

  You came to my show.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  But sometimes, you can't really look at him.

• 11:31Speaker 03

  That's what I thought.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:32Speaker 03

  No, when he walked in, I averted my eyes.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  You can't look at.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  It was like, you know, the Ark of the Covenant?

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  You can't look at the Rob.

• 11:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, no. I'm looking at you.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  I can look at you.

• 11:42Speaker 03

  I'm looking at you, I'm looking at her.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  You have a big-headed Korean head.

• 11:44Speaker 03

  Huge head.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Gay.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  Tiny-faced Rob Lowe.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  You have a big Korean gay head.

• 11:48Speaker 03

  Look at my teeth.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  And look at his little, beautiful head.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  His white.

• 11:51Speaker 03

  I can't look at it.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful, white head.

• 11:53Speaker 03

  I can't look at it.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  The pristine, white head, right?

• 11:56Speaker 03

  Pristine, white head.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  God fucked up.

• 11:59Speaker 03

  That makes.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  For both of us.

• 12:00Speaker 03

  He fell asleep on us.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He did okay with you.

• 12:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, give Rob Lowe a round of applause. Welcome, welcome to the show.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 12:07Speaker 01

  What an intro.

• 12:08Speaker 03

  No, it is a little intimidating to look at you, I will say.

• 12:11Speaker 04

  It's your face.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  It's the face, for me. What is it?

• 12:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, Rob, stop, dude. You're making everyone intimidated, dude. Stop.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  Stop, man. Anyway, let's go to the song.

• 12:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, let's see. My eyes.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, um.

• 12:30Speaker 03

  I think we should, every five or six seconds, just hit me with that, and we'll do, we'll do a lot of songs.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  We'll go into a song every five minutes.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  I think that's good, right? And you know what I would like to see from my producers here? Is a little hand signal when to do it.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  So I want you to go like this.

• 12:48Speaker 03

  Eight?

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Go, yeah.

• 12:50Speaker 03

  And eight count?

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Go eight on it, dude.

• 12:52Speaker 03

  Eight count?

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  You gotta go eight on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, Rob, what have you been up to? I know you have the movie we want to talk about later.

• 12:58Speaker 03

  That's what I've been up to.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  You want to talk about it now?

• 13:00Speaker 03

  Well, that's what I've been up to.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. All right.

• 13:03Speaker 03

  I mean, I got that.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  How is your radio? Is the podcast going well?

• 13:06Speaker 03

  The podcast is going great.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Um, we are going to be on Netflix this year. Signed a new deal with them. So you can watch the podcast on Netflix, and of course, on Sirius, and, uh.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  Of course you can.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  I realized I've been doing this for, it's been six years now.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 13:24Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 13:25Speaker 04

  That's awesome.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  You know, I have to give you credit, if I may.

• 13:28Speaker 03

  Please.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, because I'm not a professional.

• 13:31Speaker 04

  Professional what?

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Broadcaster.

• 13:32Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 13:32Speaker 03

  Broadcaster?

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm, this is just a makeshift, you know what I mean, operation? And it, it's, it's so beautiful that Rob would come and visit us here. And what I love about Rob, and we have this in comedy, too. You don't, you don't like compliments?

• 13:47Speaker 03

  I love compliments.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  This is the last compliment. Okay, how about, how about this? This is the.

• 13:52Speaker 01

  Oh, he wants him.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  This is the last.

• 13:55Speaker 03

  He's open.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  This is the last compliment.

• 13:56Speaker 03

  No.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Yes! If it feels weird. This is the last compliment.

• 14:03Speaker 03

  This is the last compliment.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Compliment.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  That you'll ever get.

• 14:09Speaker 03

  It's the last time nice things will be said about you.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  There are comedians like this, okay? And I would say that Rob was an actor like this. And may I explain myself?

• 14:22Speaker 04

  Please.

• 14:23Speaker 03

  Please.

• 14:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, keep.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Please, if I may.

• 14:25Speaker 03

  We're, we're begging.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  You're begging? All right, so there are comedians that drift, right, in every level. You know what I mean? You'll see them at Largo, but then you'll see them at the Comedy Store, in the OR, or in the Belly Room, right? They do alt rooms, they do, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? There are comics that can do that. Zach Galifianakis is one of them. He can play any room, right? You know, he could play a black room.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  But yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.

• 14:55Speaker 03

  Typical black room behavior.

• 14:57Speaker 01

  Now, you gotta go through all the races, dude.

• 14:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, you started it. What does the Latino room sound like?

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Hey, bro, fuck, yeah, dude.

• 15:04Speaker 01

  The Irish, the Irish room.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  What about the Mexican room?

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  That was it.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:09Speaker 01

  Not impressed.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Hey, bro. I love you on those games.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  On those games?

• 15:14Speaker 01

  On those games?

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  When I wa, no.

• 15:15Speaker 04

  When he plays?

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  What am I, what am I doing?

• 15:17Speaker 01

  What does he do in the games? I don't know.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  I watch the games.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  I'm just there a lot.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  He's in the audience.

• 15:21Speaker 01

  Oh, just sitting.

• 15:22Speaker 03

  In the audience.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he's so good at that. Have you ever seen him do that?

• 15:28Speaker 03

  No.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  You've never seen me do that?

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  Bro.

• 15:32Speaker 01

  The fucking arms.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Top-tier this.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:36Speaker 03

  Jason Bateman ain't got nothing on me.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  Bat, fuck.

• 15:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, Ken Jeong, get out of here.

• 15:40Speaker 01

  Ken Jeong.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you say Ken Jeong?

• 15:41Speaker 03

  He's the other guy.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  He goes there?

• 15:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 15:44Speaker 03

  It wasn't because of you. I'm not trying to poke.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 15:48Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm not threatening against Ken Jeong.

• 15:50Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  The way you asked me, why did I say Ken Jeong, felt accusatory.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't accusatory.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  It was a fact, like, throw facts down.

• 15:59Speaker 03

  No, I, we were naming people at Dodgers games, and all of a sudden. Am I going crazy? Did you feel that?

• 16:05Speaker 01

  Ice T, talk about him.

• 16:06Speaker 03

  Ice T, was, Ice T's there?

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna pass on Ice T. Okay? Too much Blue Juul Gold, he's promoting. On, every other commercials, Blue Juul, yo, man, it's like, we get it.

• 16:17Speaker 03

  Is that an erection thing?

• 16:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  You don't never taken it?

• 16:20Speaker 03

  No.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:21Speaker 03

  Do I look like a guy?

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 16:25Speaker 03

  Hell, no. Hell, no, that's Rob Lowe.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  I know, no, fuck that.

• 16:29Speaker 03

  Go on now.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Fuck all that.

• 16:30Speaker 03

  What?

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna talk to Rob about this.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 16:32Speaker 04

  Blue Juul Gold?

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  About just erection pills.

• 16:34Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 16:35Speaker 03

  Well, I'm kind of obsessed with it, so what is, what is the deal? So now you can.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  PrizePix. PrizePix, PrizePix. Football is finally back, and PrizePix is bringing out their best offer yet. New users who sign up will get $150 in lineups. And if you win your first $5 lineup, that's right, if you win your first $5 lineup, you'll get $150 in lineups. And now, PrizePix is available nationwide. So what are you waiting for? Look for the kickoff, because everyone and everything is on PrizePix. You know what is on PrizePix? Kenneth Walker, which I'm all in on, on PrizePix. I've been picking Kenneth Walker all season long, and I've been making some dough, dude. The rushing yards that he's been putting up, he was the MVP of the last game. I'm fucking 10 for 10 on PrizePix.

• 17:27Speaker 01

  Damn, Jen, you're not doing so hot. Why?

• 17:30Speaker 05

  Because I'm not doing what Andrew is doing.

• 17:33Speaker 01

  Picking the right person, team?

• 17:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, I gotta pick someone better.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  So download the app today and use code TIGERBELLY to get $150 instantly in lineups if you win your first $5 lineup. Again, download the app today and use code TIGERBELLY to get $150 instantly in lineups if you win your first $5 lineup. PrizePix, run your game. I love it.

• 18:01Speaker 03

  Great.

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Helix for your sleep.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  Helix for your sleep. You guys, I have bedrooms in my house, as one does. And in my bedrooms, I have mattresses, as one does. And my mattress is Helix Sleep, because I only use the best in this house. Has my sleep improved since I switched to Helix? Like a baby, I sleep, like an angel on a cloud.

• 18:28Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  Right? It's simple, do free shipping and seamless delivery, my friend. Seamless delivery. Yeah.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  Hey, so when you guys sleep over at Bobby's house, and you have those late writing nights, and you help him out, how are his beds?

• 18:39Speaker 03

  So comfortable. I love sitting on Bobby's Helix bed and writing, writing, writing, and we have a great time.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Shout out Deep Sleep. Yeah, free shipping and seamless delivery. Helix delivers your matches right to your door with, uh, free shipping in the US, 120-night sleep trial, and a limited lifetime warranty. The happy with Helix guarantee, my friend. Rest easy with seamless returns and exchanges.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  Go to helixsleep.com/tigerbelly for 27% off site-wide. That's helixsleep.com/tigerbelly for 27% off site-wide. Helixsleep.com/tigerbelly.

• 19:18Speaker 01

  Buy smart, drive for less, and trade for more. That's Toyota affordability. And it all starts with a great deal on a truck from your local Toyota dealer. Make a smart buy on the off-road ready Tacoma or half-ton Tundra. Two of Toyota's most capable and longest-lasting trucks. Built with the strength for the tough jobs, the tech to power your next big adventures, and the rugged style for everything in between. Or discover Toyota's off-road lineup, including the iconic Forerunner and Land Cruiser, designed to go beyond the everyday. And with Toyota's proven reputation for quality and reliability, plus available hybrid power on many models, you can get more for every mile and drive for less along the way. And long after you leave the lot, your Toyota keeps delivering the great resale value.

• 20:01Speaker 01

  So you could trade in for more when you're ready for your next Toyota. From a great deal today, to a great value tomorrow. A Toyota is right for you. Shop toyota.com for deals and details. Or stop by your local Toyota dealer today. Toyota. Let's go places.

• 20:17Speaker 06

  So now you can, that you can chew them, is, why is that better than taking it in a pill? I don't understand.

• 20:24Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, why do you want to chew it?

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't like.

• 20:26Speaker 06

  What's, why is that an additive?

• 20:28Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 20:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, it feels like when they do like chewables for kids. I'm getting hard now. Yeah.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if they say that's an inner thought. I think that's an inner thought, Rob.

• 20:39Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm getting hard now, man.

• 20:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm about to get hard.

• 20:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, it tastes weird, but I think it goes into your system faster.

• 20:51Speaker 04

  Oh, by chewing it?

• 20:51Speaker 01

  Oh, because it's going into your saliva.

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, going into my saliva and stuff. But it's, um, the reason why I ask about erection pills, okay? And.

• 21:01Speaker 06

  By the way, at some point, I was getting a compliment.

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:08Speaker 01

  And it went away. The ADHD is strong here.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the ADHD is so strong right now. Oh my God. What was the compliment? What's the compliment? Oh yeah, I know what the compliment.

• 21:15Speaker 04

  His eyes.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  Here we go. So what I'm saying, I think that Rob is like that. He, he, he, he's loved by the tears of it.

• 21:22Speaker 01

  The tears.

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:23Speaker 04

  Oh, versatility.

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, he'll do the Amy Poehler, right? But then he'll come here. Yeah, I like that.

• 21:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  He's a man of the people.

• 21:31Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 21:31Speaker 06

  Comedy and drama.

• 21:34Speaker 04

  And blue chew.

• 21:34Bobby Lee?

  I would even say, I would even say, dude, that, you know what I mean? I view him as a comedian.

• 21:39Speaker 06

  Really? That's a high compliment.

• 21:41Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 21:41Speaker 06

  I'd like to think of.

• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  I think you're very funny. Yeah. I think, I think that you are considered comedian.

• 21:45Speaker 06

  Really? That's a huge compliment.

• 21:47Bobby Lee?

  For sure. Yeah, yeah. You do all of it. Let's move on from you. No more compliments.

• 21:52Speaker 06

  Funny people. I love funny people. We were just saying on the way over here. I love when I get to be with funny people. I fucking love it.

• 21:57Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 21:57Speaker 06

  Love it so much.

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  Why, Rob?

• 21:58Speaker 04

  Because it's nice.

• 21:59Speaker 06

  Because it's nice. It's good. It's, it's, it, it, it opens up a part, in all seriousness, it opens up a part of me that I don't get to access. Unless I'm with other people who appreciate it.

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 22:13Speaker 06

  Like you're playing.

• 22:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:16Speaker 06

  Yeah. You know?

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:17Speaker 06

  I mean, it's like, uh, I need somebody with a, with a keyboard around.

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he gets it.

• 22:23Speaker 04

  Do you find that, um?

• 22:24Speaker 06

  You know who hates it? My wife.

• 22:25Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 22:26Speaker 06

  Hates it. She.

• 22:27Speaker 01

  Not, not a bitter?

• 22:28Speaker 06

  She did not, no.

• 22:29Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 22:29Speaker 06

  Not a bitter, doesn't, doesn't think I'm funny.

• 22:32Bobby Lee?

  What's a not a bitter mean? Not a bitter?

• 22:34Speaker 01

  Doesn't do bits.

• 22:35Speaker 06

  Doesn't do bits.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 22:36Speaker 01

  Not a bitter.

• 22:37Speaker 06

  Not a bitter.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  Is that like a nut of butter?

• 22:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, not a butter.

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 22:41Bobby Lee?

  So not a bitter, but butter. Um.

• 22:42Speaker 06

  So I get, so I, I'm, I'm, I'm starved to, to let my comedy.

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, Rob? You, you never make her laugh?

• 22:50Speaker 06

  Not so much.

• 22:51Speaker 04

  Sometimes people are seri-, is she more serious in terms of?

• 22:54Speaker 06

  She is. I mean, it's not that she's serious, but she has a different sense of humor.

• 23:00Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 23:01Speaker 06

  And, and, and so when I get a laugh out of her, it's really rare.

• 23:07Speaker 04

  But it's nice when you do.

• 23:08Speaker 06

  It is very nice. But also when she's laughing, because see, I know that I like to, I don't care. I, I, I, you can't care how you come off, ever, if you really want to be funny, right? And, and, and she has proprietary interest in me. Do you know what I mean? She wants me to be, be good and wear something nice and, you know, and I'm a big buffoon.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 23:33Speaker 04

  You're like, that's not the part.

• 23:34Speaker 06

  No, that's not the part, right? So there's that.

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you are cool.

• 23:40Speaker 04

  Is it hard?

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  You are cool. Well, go ahead.

• 23:41Speaker 04

  I was gonna.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  I was not done.

• 23:43Speaker 04

  I was sorry.

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  Why, I mean, why did you?

• 23:46Speaker 04

  Because.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm sorry. Rob, who's the host of the show?

• 23:50Speaker 06

  You are?

• 23:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I even forgot what I was about to say.

• 23:53Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead. Finish yours.

• 23:58Speaker 04

  Sorry, Rob.

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  See, I'm not professional, Rob. You can tell. I don't have this, I can't do serious or the things that you do. You're, I, I can only stay in this garage. Because I, I stay in this garage because I don't know what I'm doing.

• 24:11Speaker 04

  You do.

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  Do you?

• 24:13Speaker 06

  You do.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 24:14Speaker 06

  You do.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, um, really, thank you. That's a compliment to me now.

• 24:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask, get some compliments in the room?

• 24:20Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 24:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, you can get some compliments.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  Right now?

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  From everybody in the room. I, I think I need it.

• 24:24Speaker 06

  Okay, first of all, I didn't know this was a garage.

• 24:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:28Speaker 06

  And so that's really great.

• 24:29Speaker 01

  That's huge.

• 24:29Speaker 06

  You did a really good job of that.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:32Speaker 06

  And, um, and I would say you look, uh, skinny since I've last seen you. You might be in better shape. No, really am.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:40Speaker 06

  You look like you've, like, working out or doing something.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  I am doing something. GLP one.

• 24:46Speaker 06

  No, no, but you, you, you look like very, like you're ready for your, you know, your big shirt reveal.

• 24:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and we'll do it now.

• 24:54Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 24:54Speaker 04

  Maybe everyone should.

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  Let's do a scene. Let's do, let's do a movie scene.

• 24:57Speaker 06

  Big shirt reveal.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Where I would have my shirt off.

• 24:59Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  All right, so what is it?

• 25:00Speaker 06

  What is the scene?

• 25:01Speaker 04

  Okay, you're in an alleyway.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  You're not good at these.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  You're not good at improv situations. I want Rob, I want Rob to give the scenario because you're not good at it.

• 25:12Speaker 04

  I think that this is.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  She had three words.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, but I've been on the road with her for fucking months now. She's my opener. And she's not good at them, but go ahead, go ahead. Watch this scenario, Rob. Help her out.

• 25:24Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 25:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 25:25Speaker 06

  Give me the scenario.

• 25:25Speaker 04

  All right, so, uh, it's Seattle.

• 25:30Speaker 06

  Where everybody has their shirts off.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  Known for that.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Already a bad environment.

• 25:34Speaker 01

  Very hot place.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, we're in Seattle.

• 25:36Speaker 04

  Seattle, nighttime, Wednesday, damp, couple trashcans, stray cat.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah.

• 25:43Speaker 06

  Ooh.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Do you know why she's doing this? Because I told her to tell a good story, you have to be specific.

• 25:48Speaker 06

  That was too many specifics.

• 25:50Speaker 01

  They're like, get to the point. Get to it. Where's the shirt and why is it off?

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Cat was way too much. Well, what's the point?

• 25:56Speaker 06

  Way too much.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  Way too much.

• 25:58Speaker 04

  The cat, the cat's name is Tina.

• 26:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, see, there you go.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:01Speaker 01

  Too specific.

• 26:02Speaker 04

  So, okay, so.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 26:05Speaker 04

  That's the cat. Bobby. Bobby, in the trash.

• 26:09Speaker 06

  Like Oscar the Grouch? No, I don't want it. No, I want to be sexy.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's exactly.

• 26:13Speaker 04

  It will be, it will be.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  It's not. Okay.

• 26:16Speaker 06

  I'm killing this bit.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Rob, Rob, same.

• 26:19Speaker 01

  Thank you, Rob.

• 26:20Speaker 06

  This is, okay, I'm, okay.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I gotta be standing. Okay, I'm gonna be standing.

• 26:25Speaker 04

  Rob, come on.

• 26:26Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no, no, listen.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm standing.

• 26:28Speaker 06

  Listen.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Can you get me a camera here?

• 26:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're on.

• 26:31Speaker 06

  Okay, here's the bit. You ready? You ready?

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  I gotta be like this.

• 26:34Speaker 06

  No, no, I have to give you your direction.

• 26:36Speaker 04

  I'm gonna give it to you. Okay.

• 26:37Speaker 06

  Okay. You're, you're gonna start with your back turned, with your shirt on.

• 26:42Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 26:43Speaker 06

  And then you're gonna, and then you're gonna take your shirt on, and you're at a locker. That's your locker.

• 26:47Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 26:47Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 26:48Speaker 06

  It's your locker.

• 26:49Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 26:49Speaker 06

  And you're, you're.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  I'll take my glasses off.

• 26:52Speaker 06

  Okay, you're, you're, you're at flight school. You're at Top Gun.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  Let me improvise a little bit, too.

• 26:57Speaker 06

  Okay, but you're at Top Gun Flight School. You're not lifting weights in the locker room, Bobby. Turn around, just listen to me. I know what I'm doing.

• 27:06Speaker 06

  I've done a lot of shirtless scenes. I know what I'm doing.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Actor's choice, and I want to be lifting.

• 27:12Speaker 06

  Okay, yeah, okay. I buy that. You have hand weights?

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  As a director, Rob, right?

• 27:17Speaker 06

  You talk like this.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  I can create my own little thing. It's a, it's a, what do you call it?

• 27:22Speaker 06

  It's a Daniel Day-Lewis thing. I get it. You're living your part. I get it.

• 27:24Speaker 01

  Conversation?

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  A conversation.

• 27:26Speaker 06

  I get it. Yeah.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Shia and, um.

• 27:28Speaker 06

  Francis Ford.

• 27:29Speaker 01

  Michael Bay.

• 27:31Speaker 06

  I remember that.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, I'm walking in the way I want to walk in.

• 27:34Speaker 06

  Understood.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  All right, and I'm gonna lift.

• 27:35Speaker 04

  Do you see how it's difficult to improvise?

• 27:37Speaker 06

  It's very hard to improvise.

• 27:40Speaker 04

  I know.

• 27:46Speaker 06

  He sounds like a sumo wrestler.

• 27:48Speaker 04

  I was gonna say like a monkey.

• 27:49Speaker 01

  This is a 19th century feudal Japan.

• 27:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, this is, what's, what's this? Fucking Last Samurai? It's Top Gun.

• 27:55Speaker 01

  Top.

• 27:56Speaker 06

  It's a different Tom Cruise movie.

• 27:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Give me the note. Give me that note earlier.

• 28:00Speaker 06

  He did. I did. I said it was Top Gun.

• 28:04Speaker 04

  I don't think you're gonna get this part.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Terminator movie.

• 28:07Speaker 06

  Okay. No, it's Top Gun.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Do you see me walking around your set, lighting your lights?

• 28:12Speaker 06

  All right. When's the shirt coming off?

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  All right, here, I'm going to the locker.

• 28:19Speaker 04

  Okay, that's not how you open a locker.

• 28:22Speaker 06

  And you gotta be like super laconic going, when are we getting the coordinates for the dogfight?

• 28:27Speaker 01

  There we go.

• 28:28Speaker 04

  Oh, good idea.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  My suit off.

• 28:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  I want the music.

• 28:33Speaker 06

  Doon, doon, doon, doon.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  Say the line. Say the line he gave you.

• 28:38Speaker 06

  When are we getting the coordinates for the dogfight?

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  When we get the coordinates?

• 28:41Speaker 01

  The coordinates.

• 28:42Speaker 04

  The coordinates.

• 28:43Speaker 06

  The coordinates.

• 28:44Speaker 01

  Coordinates. The coordinates.

• 28:45Speaker 04

  Ready?

• 28:47Speaker 01

  Jesus, Rob, why you making us watch this?

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  When we get the coordinates for the dogfight?

• 28:54Speaker 01

  Fuck yes.

• 29:00Speaker 06

  Wow, booked!

• 29:03Speaker 06

  That was good!

• 29:04Speaker 03

  You got a good tan, dude.

• 29:05Speaker 06

  That was good, and the body looked right.

• 29:07Speaker 04

  It was good.

• 29:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 29:10Speaker 03

  I think Rob's a good director.

• 29:11Speaker 06

  Hey!

• 29:11Speaker 04

  Wow!

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  Really good.

• 29:12Speaker 06

  Come on, Tom Cruise, give us a call.

• 29:15Speaker 03

  Fuck, man.

• 29:15Speaker 04

  That was great.

• 29:16Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  I want Monica Barbaro's, um, Monica Barbaro in Maverick, I want her part.

• 29:22Speaker 06

  Alright.

• 29:23Speaker 03

  You can have it, yeah, you got it.

• 29:24Speaker 06

  That was really good.

• 29:25Speaker 03

  You can have any part you want with that.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  Thanks, buddy.

• 29:27Speaker 06

  That's got, we gotta get that out there, is that's your screen test for?

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  That's part of my reel, it's part of my reel for sure.

• 29:33Speaker 06

  We could've done Days of Thunder, it could've been a car and you could have.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I could do all that, dude. I can do all that, thank you so much, but that's called improvising.

• 29:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 29:40Speaker 03

  That was, that's called booking it.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Cat?

• 29:42Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:43Speaker 06

  I had nothing else to say.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  No Cats, no alleyway.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  Tina.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  Not in a dumpster.

• 29:48Speaker 04

  Sorry, Rob.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Pretty, yeah, but, but this is a master.

• 29:52Speaker 04

  He's a master.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:53Speaker 06

  I know.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Do you memorize your lines day of?

• 29:58Speaker 06

  I would say, so I read the script, I read the script to read it the first time, to see if I'm gonna do it, if I'm interested.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  But are there times where you read it and you go, this is really bad, but I'm gonna do it anyway?

• 30:09Speaker 06

  No, I've never gone where it's really bad, where I do, I mean.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  I've done that, every jo, every job.

• 30:15Speaker 06

  Every job.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm in Karate Ghost.

• 30:20Speaker 06

  Karate Ghost?

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:22Speaker 04

  What was the line in that, that was, was it all?

• 30:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, what was your part?

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  I said whatever I wanted to say.

• 30:27Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 30:28Speaker 06

  Well, that's good.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  Oh, that's fun.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:29Speaker 06

  That's, if I have you in the movie, I want you to say everything you want to say.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I take no notes.

• 30:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's obvious, I saw that.

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  Is it really?

• 30:38Speaker 03

  Just from Rob.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  From what, from what?

• 30:40Speaker 03

  From Rob directing you.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  Hey dude, you know what, whatever you capture on the screen is what it is. Alright, all the mishaps and all the fucking mistakes, you know, I'm allowed, here, here's another, I'll tell you something right now, okay? And I'm gonna say something to you, Rob, I know you're a professional actor, and I knew you've done 10 times more than I've done, but I'm gonna tell you something right now, it doesn't need to be perfect.

• 31:00Speaker 06

  You don't want it to be perfect.

• 31:01Speaker 04

  We don't, that's the flaw.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Normally, doesn't need to be, doesn't need to be, you're allowed to make mistakes.

• 31:06Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  If I made one mistake, I would ruminate about it.

• 31:09Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no, we want the happy accidents.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  You want the happy accidents, right, so that's a lesson to be learned right now, alright?

• 31:15Speaker 06

  That was very.

• 31:15Speaker 03

  Hey, that was great.

• 31:16Speaker 04

  That was intense.

• 31:17Speaker 03

  That was good.

• 31:18Speaker 04

  Sometimes it gets intense.

• 31:19Speaker 06

  I didn't realize he had that gear. I, I see, that's, you have to understand what kind of.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  I have 3,000 gears, dude.

• 31:24Speaker 06

  I'm, I'm learning this.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Dude, tell me what gear, give me a gear, I'll, I'll get there.

• 31:30Speaker 04

  Four.

• 31:36Speaker 03

  Go right into D4, please.

• 31:39Speaker 06

  No, he was right there, I said.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Out of 3,000? You went four? Alright, hey man, I'm Bob, that's four.

• 31:46Speaker 06

  I gave him, I gave him laconic, and not only did he understand what that meant, but he did it, laconic is like.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell us about terminology.

• 31:54Speaker 06

  It's like, well, this is like, like, you know, where you're just like, man a few words, barely interested, but super intense about it at the same time, like Clint Eastwood, he's laconic.

• 32:06Speaker 04

  Were you doing that right then?

• 32:07Speaker 06

  I was doing it a little bit.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 32:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:10Speaker 03

  You gotta show it.

• 32:10Speaker 06

  He did it!

• 32:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:11Speaker 06

  He did it, he was great!

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm a doer, dude.

• 32:14Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:15Speaker 03

  You're fucking great.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so, um, so you, I memorize it sometimes during the day, I'm there.

• 32:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  You've never done that?

• 32:23Speaker 06

  Oh, absolutely.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:24Speaker 06

  But I.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, you've already read it, you kinda know it, right, you show up, you're like, alright, now, cause sometimes they rewrite it, and it's like, you don't wanna, here's the worst part, is when you memorize something one way. And then you show up and we have brand new pages.

• 32:38Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  It's a ni, have you been there?

• 32:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  In what?

• 32:43Speaker 06

  In this last movie that I had to do, remember the one I told you I had to take off my shirt and show my body? Speaking of.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  A lot of shirt taken off.

• 32:51Speaker 06

  Shirt taken off.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  What, what, they showed your body?

• 32:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  You didn't get a body double?

• 32:56Speaker 06

  You can do that too. I don't think we had that budget on this. My favorite is identifying body doubles, reg, ah, not them.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, really?

• 33:04Speaker 06

  Why, why, wait, wait, what?

• 33:05Speaker 03

  Definitely not them.

• 33:06Speaker 06

  What, what makes it not, uh, good for Rob Lowe's body double? Well, I, I.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you choose your own body double?

• 33:13Speaker 06

  One can choose their own body, I'm not saying I do.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, have you ever had a body double and went, no, he's out?

• 33:20Speaker 06

  No, I have never, I have never had a, I've had people double me, but not a bo, a true definition of a body double is somebody who is, um, when your clothes are off, that they're, they're using their body as yours, I've never done that.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you've never done that? You've always used your body?

• 33:39Speaker 06

  I believe I'm about to, I'm getting to the age where it's gonna be happening.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 33:44Speaker 06

  But my favorite is when you see, I'm not casting any aspersions, but you believe.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:55Speaker 06

  But usually it's, it's, um, a lady.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 33:59Speaker 06

  And then all of a sudden they're like, they're hiking, they're doing, it's a movie about them hiking with a dog, or getting over their lost lover, and then they decide that they wanna go skinny dip, and then there's the cut of them standing behind the water for like, oh, that's not them.

• 34:12Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 34:13Speaker 06

  That's not them.

• 34:14Speaker 04

  The outline of their body?

• 34:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, and they dive in, and you're like, oh, no, no, no, no, that is.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  I was in a movie called, um, Kickin' Old School, I've told this story before, and the body double they use, cause I couldn't dance, I did four months of dance training, and the director goes, we gotta fire this kid, he can't even, he can't even walk.

• 34:30Speaker 06

  No.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he can't even walk right hip-hop wise, right, so they got me a body double, and the only person they can find in Canada was a four foot three Filipino girl.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  If you watch that movie, all the body.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  But she was dope at B-Boy.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  She was so good at it, yeah, but, but, but she was also kinda thick.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  So, in my mind, I'm like, that's what I look like.

• 34:54Speaker 03

  A four foot three Filipino woman?

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I saw this kind of like thick Filipino woman, and I go, who is this person? You, they said.

• 35:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, I.

• 35:04Speaker 03

  Rob gets that.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  And I go, that's me?

• 35:07Speaker 03

  What?

• 35:08Speaker 06

  It's, it's, it's demoralizing when you try to, when you have to learn how to dance for something, and then you realize you're so bad, like, I had that with Footloose, the movie Footloose, I was.

• 35:18Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 35:19Speaker 06

  I, I was, it was, it was pretty much gonna be my movie, and there was just one problem, it's about, the movie's about dancing.

• 35:28Speaker 04

  Loose feet.

• 35:29Speaker 06

  I'm not, my feet are not loose.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Stop.

• 35:31Speaker 06

  And, and so, so I trained and trained and trained, and then I did the, the dance audition and blew my knee out. In the dance. I left, I left the audition in a stretcher.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 35:43Speaker 06

  And I'll never forget, the, uh, the producers came up to me and they were like, they really wanted me to do the movie.

• 35:48Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 35:49Speaker 06

  And they were like, don't worry, you know, we're just, we're, we're, we realized we need to, to hire a professional dancer for this, and then they hired Kevin.

• 35:56Speaker 03

  Kevin?

• 35:56Speaker 06

  Yeah!

• 35:59Speaker 03

  Whoa!

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Whoa!

• 36:00Speaker 03

  That's such a cool story.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  It's a cool story, when you get that call, does it hurt?

• 36:06Speaker 06

  Yes!

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it does?

• 36:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it does?

• 36:09Speaker 06

  I was like, I knew that movie was gonna be a hit, that movie's gonna, this movie's gonna fucking crush, he was great in it, though.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:14Speaker 03

  How could you tell, just from the script?

• 36:16Speaker 06

  Sometimes you can tell.

• 36:17Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 36:18Speaker 06

  Sometimes you can tell, like, I read Top Gun, it was Jerry Maguire, Top Gun, Footloose.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  You read Top Gun 2.

• 36:23Speaker 06

  I'm thinking of all the things that I read and knew they were gonna be great.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  And you didn't get those things?

• 36:27Speaker 06

  Titanic.

• 36:28Speaker 03

  Titanic!

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  You read for Titanic!

• 36:30Speaker 06

  You read for Leo?

• 36:31Speaker 04

  Were you the violin guy?

• 36:32Speaker 06

  For, for the bad guy.

• 36:33Speaker 03

  The violin guy?

• 36:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, which I'm actually glad in retrospect, I, I didn't get, I'm actually glad that didn't work out, cause that, that part was so despicable and mustache twisting, and Billy was great in it, but, um, I just wanted to work with Jim Cameron, and I knew it was gonna be a fucking great movie.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 36:54Speaker 06

  But every once in a while, you know.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. My friend Danny Nucci's in that.

• 36:57Speaker 06

  I love Nucci, I didn't know you were friends with Nucci, have we talked about that?

• 37:00Speaker 04

  Nucci.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  Nucci's my.

• 37:01Speaker 06

  Danny Nucci is one of the wisest.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's why I have him, he's also an Arsenal fan.

• 37:06Speaker 06

  We gotta call him after we're done.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:08Speaker 06

  Let's check in with him.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, let's check in with Rob, Danny.

• 37:10Speaker 06

  I love the Nucci.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Um, yeah, so, yeah, Nucci's my, but he's in that.

• 37:14Speaker 06

  He's in that.

• 37:15Speaker 04

  He's in Titanic?

• 37:16Speaker 06

  He's in Titanic.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:17Speaker 06

  He plays the, he's one of the orchestra guys that play near My God To Thee at the end.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Whoa!

• 37:23Speaker 04

  And he goes, we're going down, or one more, boys.

• 37:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, one more, boys.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  Does Danny say that?

• 37:29Speaker 06

  I don't know if he says it.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, then why'd you say that?

• 37:31Speaker 06

  Because he's in the orchestra.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's in the orchestra, my bad. She just stole another line from another orchestra person.

• 37:37Speaker 04

  No, I.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  And allotted it to fucking Danny.

• 37:39Speaker 06

  How great is that moment?

• 37:40Speaker 04

  It's a great.

• 37:40Speaker 03

  It's a great, it's a good moment.

• 37:41Speaker 06

  I'm gonna cry right now.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  What a great movie.

• 37:42Speaker 06

  I love that movie.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  So, what do you think, do you watch modern movies, or did you see The Odyssey?

• 37:46Speaker 06

  I did, I, I.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  I, I'd love to think you're, get your take on it.

• 37:51Speaker 06

  I lo, that was great, I mean, it's Christopher Nolan.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  I saw it twice.

• 37:54Speaker 06

  Great movie.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:55Speaker 06

  Um, and it was, I loved Robert Pattinson, he's my favorite. I love, yo, get these pangers out of here!

• 38:05Speaker 06

  So, why is that so great, I'm so happy for him that he.

• 38:09Speaker 04

  He's doing these cool villainous roles.

• 38:11Speaker 06

  He's so good in it.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Also, primetime he looks good.

• 38:13Speaker 06

  Oh, I cannot wait!

• 38:15Speaker 03

  I can't wait for that.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:16Speaker 06

  For that.

• 38:16Speaker 03

  Really good.

• 38:17Speaker 04

  He's in Dune 3 too, I think?

• 38:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 38:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's the guy.

• 38:20Speaker 03

  He's a new villain.

• 38:21Speaker 06

  There's so many really good young actors out there.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  But Rob, look at, let's talk about you again, another compliment, let's go back to you now, let's talk about the movie you're in, and let's talk about.

• 38:34Speaker 06

  The musical, it's out right now.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  It's still a movie, right?

• 38:36Speaker 06

  It is a movie, it's actually in theaters, right now. Um, and it is, talk about reading scripts and knowing whether it's gonna, when I read this script, I was like, I cannot believe that they're gonna make this movie, it is so audacious, and there is a turn in it that you're like, oh, no, no, no, this is so politically incorrect, it's like, on the level of Borat or Team America, in the, where you go, oh my god, but it's.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Hell, yeah.

• 39:06Speaker 06

  It, it's, it's crushing, people are just, people are starved for that kind of material.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, dude.

• 39:11Speaker 06

  It's fun.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  How does that feel?

• 39:13Speaker 06

  It's exciting, it's really exciting, it's a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny movie.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:18Speaker 06

  Um, but, really happy to be a part of it, and we, it got accepted to Sundance, screened there, destroyed, obliterated, like, destroyed, and then people were so afraid of it that nobody bought it.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Whoa!

• 39:34Speaker 06

  They were so afraid of it.

• 39:35Speaker 03

  That's kind of a cool feeling.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  That's a cool story.

• 39:38Speaker 06

  It's punk rock! It's, yeah, it's very. It's punk rock! So, this, God bless the.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Who ended up distributing it?

• 39:45Speaker 06

  Blue Harbor? Blue Harbor.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Blue Harbor, yeah, Blue Harbor.

• 39:47Speaker 06

  God bless Blue Harbor.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:49Speaker 06

  They really.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  How do you know Blue Harbor?

• 39:50Speaker 06

  That, that was that movie, the same distributor.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  That made you take your shirt off?

• 39:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:58Speaker 03

  Maybe they don't know what they're doing.

• 40:02Speaker 06

  Maybe they don't.

• 40:04Speaker 01

  You made Rob super nervous now about his distributor.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Wow, Blue Harbor, you too, huh? You're about the Blue Harbor family?

• 40:12Speaker 03

  I'll show you a picture. I'm like, I'm in drag, complete drag. And like, yeah, but like, it's high art.

• 40:18Speaker 06

  But see, that's what I'm saying. They clearly specialize in, in stuff that is, you're not gonna see anywhere else.

• 40:24Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's really cool stuff.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  What's your movie called?

• 40:27Speaker 03

  A Nice Indian Boy.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  Are you the Indian boy?

• 40:33Speaker 01

  We can only find that's me in.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Blue Harbor.

• 40:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:36Speaker 06

  Blue Harbor.

• 40:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  There you go, Blue Harbor.

• 40:38Speaker 03

  Oh, shit.

• 40:39Speaker 06

  All right, we are this close to the Southern California Blue Ribbon Schools list.

• 40:46Speaker 04

  I love her.

• 40:48Speaker 06

  Uh, West Side Story. Maria, Maria. Carlo Santana. And I think it is.

• 40:58Speaker 04

  It's perfect.

• 41:06Speaker 06

  Do you have any guess?

• 41:07Speaker 03

  Incredible.

• 41:07Speaker 06

  Do you have any guess what the musical is actually about?

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

  Butcher Box.

• 41:16Speaker 03

  Chop, chop, chop.

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  Chop.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Butcher Box for you. Chop, chop, chop, chop, for the meat. You gotta get the meat.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  All right, guys, one thing I always like to prioritize is getting enough protein through to the weed.

• 41:35Speaker 03

  That is true.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  It's so much easier when you already have high quality options ready to cook instead of figuring it out in the last minute. And that's why I like Butcher Box. It makes quality protein the easiest option when it's time to cook, baby.

• 41:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. Healthy eating gets a lot simpler when you're already got quality ingredients ready to go. Instead of overthinking the dinner, I can focus on making something I'll actually enjoy eating. Butcher Box helps make the healthy choice the easy choice.

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  Butcher Box delivers 100% grass-fed beef, organic chicken, wild-cut seafood, and more, more, more. All sourced to standards they can actually tell you about. They've already done the research and made the tough sourcing decision, so all you have to do is decide what's for them.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  So when you host dinner parties, uh, is it easy just to have all these meats around?

• 42:27Speaker 05

  It's really nice because it's like having a neighborhood butcher, but you're getting it delivered to your door. And I don't have to go to a butcher shop. I just get it delivered and you feel like you went to a butcher shop.

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 42:40Speaker 05

  And it's fresh.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Thank you.

• 42:43Speaker 01

  What's your guys' favorite meat cut? Everyone, go around.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  Pork chop.

• 42:45Speaker 05

  Rib eye.

• 42:47Speaker 01

  Your first time saying that?

• 42:48Speaker 05

  Rib eye.

• 42:49Speaker 03

  What do you guys?

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  I love a New York strip. I love the kebeyza.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  Guys, if you're looking for an easier way to get great meals on the table, get Butcher Box a try. Go to butcherbox.com/belly to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ribeye, New York strip, or filet mignon in every box for a year with free shipping always. That's butcherbox.com/belly. Again, that's butcherbox.com/belly. Be sure to use our link so they know we sent you Butcher Box.

• 43:13Speaker 03

  Butcher Box.

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  Butcher Box.

• 43:15Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 43:17Speaker 04

  Scaling your business doesn't have to mean endless meetings or repetitive training. With Camtasia Pro, teams can easily transform their expertise into engaging video content. No professional editing experience required. By combining screen recording, editing, and AI-powered workflows into one simple solution, Camtasia Pro helps you train faster, onboard smarter, and easily document critical processes. Get over $100 off your first year at camtasiapro.com and start building a smarter way to educate customers, onboard employees, and ensure valuable expertise is shared across teams.

• 43:53Speaker 05

  This podcast is supported by GoFundMe. My name is Veronica. We started our fundraiser for Maria. She was a close friend in my heart, but she was also family. She was my sister-in-law. She unfortunately passed from a car accident, so it wasn't something that we were prepared for. Shortly after we got the news, I was put in charge of helping with the funeral arrangements and everything. And just looking at the overall cost, it didn't feel right for me to ask the family that's grieving for money. That's what made me go to GoFundMe. And it just became a network of people that were willing to come together to help. GoFundMe is the world's number one fundraising platform, trusted by over 200 million people.

• 44:35Speaker 05

  You really do miss out on the opportunity to help people if you don't ask. When you actually put your heart, your soul into it, and you're like, this is the reason I'm doing it, it helps a lot. Start your GoFundMe today at gofundme.com. That's gofundme.com. GoFundMe.com.

• 44:57Speaker 06

  What would be the worst idea that you could possibly think of?

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, this is a fun game.

• 45:02Speaker 03

  Oh, this is cool.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  There we go, the worst.

• 45:04Speaker 03

  I'm starting at Hiroshi.

• 45:07Speaker 06

  Well, no, if Mel Brooks is the producers, was basically about Auschwitz.

• 45:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:12Bobby Lee?

  9/11.

• 45:13Speaker 06

  It's about 9/11.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:14Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 45:15Speaker 01

  What?

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. 9/11.

• 45:17Speaker 06

  It's a musical about 9/11.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  What?

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  Which is, you know, well overdue, really, to be honest.

• 45:22Speaker 06

  When I, when I, when I read this, we were starting to forget.

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't wanna forget.

• 45:26Speaker 06

  I don't wanna forget.

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna forget.

• 45:27Speaker 03

  Never forget.

• 45:28Speaker 06

  Well, this is not the historical. This is not a good version of it. I mean.

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  I tend to believe this version.

• 45:32Speaker 06

  When you see Osama bin Laden dressed as Michael Jackson?

• 45:38Speaker 06

  Yeah. It, I'm telling you, this movie's fucking bananas.

• 45:41Speaker 03

  I, incredible. I'm seated for this.

• 45:44Speaker 04

  9/11 the Musical? Is that what it is? 9/11 the Musical?

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  We have to watch it this week.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:49Speaker 01

  Everyone go watch it.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Everyone watch it now. I cannot watch it.

• 45:52Speaker 03

  I'm going.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  I can't wait to watch it.

• 45:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:54Speaker 06

  It's, it's, it is.

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, dude.

• 45:57Speaker 06

  We made the most offensive possible. This, so this guy, this, this little dweeb who hates my character is like, I'm gonna make, I'm gonna make a, a musical that's gonna get everybody arrested, canceled. So that's what he chose.

• 46:11Speaker 04

  To prevent the blue ribbon?

• 46:12Speaker 06

  To prevent the blue ribbon. I just want to win the blue ribbon because, you know, I'm kinda like, I wanna be a new Gavin Newsom type.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. It's like Waiting for Guffman.

• 46:22Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:23Speaker 06

  There's a lot of Waiting for Guffman in it. And the kids are so funny.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:27Speaker 03

  Do you actually have songs and music in it?

• 46:31Speaker 06

  Oh, there's.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  You sing.

• 46:33Speaker 06

  There's.

• 46:34Speaker 03

  No, the kids, kids sing.

• 46:35Speaker 06

  Jet fuel can't melt steel beams is a.

• 46:39Speaker 03

  I'm in. YouTube's all over this. YouTube's all over this.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, the jet fuel can't build, burn those.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  That's not possible.

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  It's not possible.

• 46:48Speaker 06

  It is. I'm, I'm just telling you, this is, this is.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  We have to watch it.

• 46:51Speaker 06

  No, now you know why this, literally, the audiences laugh, go so crazy.

• 46:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, I see.

• 46:56Speaker 06

  And then the distributor's like, yeah, I'm not, I'm not releasing that movie.

• 47:00Speaker 03

  Wait, but what, what's the idea behind that? And distributor watches an audience go nuts and they're like.

• 47:06Speaker 06

  I don't, I don't understand. Yeah, I don't understand that.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  It's even in this climate, it's so political, even distributing and film, what films get made and not get made. It's, it's.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  I don't know any, yeah.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  You don't know? Oh, because we don't work.

• 47:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  That's why we don't know.

• 47:22Speaker 03

  I'm so glad to be in the presence of work.

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, but this is what I hear from other actors that are working. Yeah, yeah, that, you know, that.

• 47:30Speaker 06

  Risk averse is the.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:31Speaker 06

  Risk averse is the, the phrase of the day. But then, because there's nothing risky being done, when, when an audience sees something like this, they're just like, it's like when I saw Borat. I'll never forget.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my.

• 47:43Speaker 06

  Sitting in that theater and going, I can't believe that somebody took a swing this big.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  It's awesome.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  That first 30 minutes of Borat.

• 47:50Speaker 06

  Oh, my god. When the music came on, when the music came on, I was in.

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  Or that, in Katsasun, that one race that they had with the kids running from the big headed.

• 48:00Speaker 03

  Oh, the big headed monster. The monster.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  And then lays an egg. And, and then the kids attack them.

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:09Speaker 03

  It's so wrong beyond.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  I was in The Dictator. It didn't do as well. But anyway, um.

• 48:17Speaker 03

  That was a big movie.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  I had about 10 lines, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:19Speaker 04

  That's a lot.

• 48:19Speaker 03

  That's a lot.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's because of Bruno. I was supposed to be in Bruno, and then they said no at the end. Because they thought that people would be able to recognize me.

• 48:28Speaker 06

  You're too famous.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bruno had to be somebody that no one knew, like, was more.

• 48:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, being too famous is a thing. People get, you can be too famous to work.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  Are you too famous?

• 48:36Speaker 06

  Sometimes.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You get recognized everywhere.

• 48:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, do you, do you go and?

• 48:41Speaker 06

  Well, people have said like, oh, he can't play policeman. He's too famous. I'm like, well, wait.

• 48:45Speaker 03

  Wait, really?

• 48:47Speaker 06

  Paul Newman played a cowboy. Fucking Paul Newman. What are you talking about?

• 48:51Speaker 04

  Do you go to the grocery store and people are like?

• 48:53Speaker 06

  What's a grocery store?

• 48:57Speaker 03

  Says, "I have a private chat."

• 48:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:59Speaker 04

  And people-

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't know the word affordability.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  He's like Trump in that way. He doesn't know groceries is a new word.

• 49:06Speaker 03

  Rob Lowe's just like Trump.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  In that way, he's like Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:11Speaker 03

  Exactly like him.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Exactly like him.

• 49:13Speaker 03

  Exactly like him.

• 49:14Speaker 06

  You know, I'm just like him. A lot of people like me, a lot of people don't.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, so the movie's out in theaters, right? We can go check it out.

• 49:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, right now. Today. You could go today. Nothing's preventing you.

• 49:25Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 49:26Speaker 06

  I'm going. Going today. By the way, look at the ad campaign.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  Great fucking poster.

• 49:31Speaker 06

  Isn't that a good poster?

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:32Speaker 04

  That's beautiful.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  It's so cool.

• 49:33Speaker 06

  They've done a really good job with this.

• 49:35Speaker 04

  It's amazing. I think that the playfulness of the, it being in middle school makes that, it just like balances it out. It's insatiable.

• 49:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's the-

• 49:44Speaker 03

  The paper plane is demonic. That's crazy to put that-

• 49:49Speaker 06

  That's what gives them the idea, because they're doing West Side Story.

• 49:51Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 49:52Speaker 06

  And somebody has a paper plane and it hits one of the towers.

• 49:55Speaker 03

  I didn't connect that.

• 49:56Speaker 06

  Oh. And the lightbulb, he goes-

• 49:58Speaker 03

  That's the inciting.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  I didn't even put that connection.

• 50:02Speaker 03

  That's the marketing. Yeah, that's the marketing.

• 50:05Speaker 06

  I'm telling you, it's insane.

• 50:06Speaker 03

  It's incredible.

• 50:07Speaker 06

  It's insane.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  I know, the paper plane, though, doesn't look really like a paper plane, too.

• 50:12Speaker 06

  It also looks like the towers.

• 50:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:13Speaker 06

  Look, it's actually the towers.

• 50:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:15Speaker 06

  Well, I never knew that until just now.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, it's the two towers.

• 50:19Speaker 03

  That's the point of view. That's crazy.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  That is crazy.

• 50:22Speaker 04

  Where's the seventh tower?

• 50:24Speaker 06

  The seventh?

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's go, let's go.

• 50:26Speaker 06

  What you mean?

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 50:27Speaker 04

  There's a seventh tower?

• 50:28Speaker 06

  There's two.

• 50:29Speaker 04

  I thought there was-

• 50:29Speaker 06

  You thought there were the seven towers?

• 50:31Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 50:32Speaker 06

  This isn't The Hobbit.

• 50:33Speaker 04

  There was a seven kingdom-

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  This is not Snow White. Are you talking about dwarves?

• 50:37Speaker 04

  Tower seven. Tower seven.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:39Speaker 04

  Tower-

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Tower Seven.

• 50:40Speaker 04

  Oh, not the seventh tower.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  The little tower that fell down.

• 50:43Speaker 06

  I thought that was the tenth, by the way.

• 50:45Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Is it the tenth? Can you find out that tower, please?

• 50:48Speaker 03

  Sure, I'll Google that.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, because if we're gonna make a tower reference, I want it correct.

• 50:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's gotta be real.

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be real.

• 50:54Speaker 06

  It's gotta be real.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow, and so that, and then, wow, did you read for that, or no?

• 50:59Speaker 06

  They, so this little thing was literally made for nothing, and they lost all their financing the day before I came on.

• 51:07Speaker 03

  Get out of here.

• 51:07Speaker 06

  And so I was able to come on as a producer and also, like, make sure that the movie got made, because it wasn't gonna get made.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 51:17Speaker 06

  It made it for nothing. It's just a little tiny, little-

• 51:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. Can I ask a question? How that works for you as a producer? Does that mean you come in with the financing?

• 51:26Speaker 06

  Depends.

• 51:27Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 51:27Speaker 06

  It's, usually, it's a case of, they need somebody in it that, that can make it have some sort of value, right? So they needed, there was an actor who dropped out. I don't know who it is. I think I know, though.

• 51:45Speaker 03

  Hey, we'll bleep it.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll bleep it, we'll bleep it. We'll bleep it, we'll bleep it.

• 51:49Speaker 06

  And so then the financiers are like, "Well, you need, if he's not doing it, we're not..." So they're like, "Well, how about Rob?" And they're like, "Oh, okay." So that's how it happened.

• 51:56Speaker 03

  Wow, that's so cool.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  It's so cool. I was in a movie like that called Freaky Dicky.

• 52:01Speaker 03

  Mmm, love that title.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's the day before, same thing. Okay.

• 52:08Speaker 03

  The way you said, "Mmm," "Mmm," love that title.

• 52:14Speaker 06

  It's a little too revealing.

• 52:17Speaker 03

  That was so-

• 52:21Speaker 03

  Rob is eating it up on this podcast. No, truly. Mmm, it is crazy.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  Freaky Dicky, tell us about that.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna talk about it now.

• 52:29Speaker 04

  Oh, come on.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  No, tell us.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  All right, I will.

• 52:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Day before production, right?

• 52:37Speaker 04

  Freaky Dicky.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  All the financing went. I made a call, I go, "Is there anything I can do to help?" And they go, "It's over." Yeah, I don't have the Rob financial. I can't get anyone involved. Yeah, I can't get the funding. I don't have that kinda, you know what I mean? It was over. I can't, I don't know what, where the money, I don't know how to get the money.

• 52:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  I don't know who to call like you do, you know what I mean? It said, they said, "It's fucking over."

• 53:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, but what about me?

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  What about me? I wanna be in it. It's over, you know what I mean?

• 53:08Speaker 06

  Did you try Matt TV?

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  You know Matt TV? Yeah, I'm throwing my credit. You know the one scene I did in Harald Kuma? The one scene I did in Harald Kuma, no? That doesn't do nothing? Oh, what about this? I did the red carpet at the Emmys.

• 53:24Speaker 03

  I did that joke to Willie H. Macy.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Willie H. Macy, I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:28Speaker 03

  And he hated it. Oh, he's a no.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, before you got here, I showed, I played a click, but I was a kid. Don't do it.

• 53:35Speaker 06

  You, yes.

• 53:36Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  Don't do what? Don't do what?

• 53:38Speaker 04

  Nothing.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  No, tell me what you'd said not to do.

• 53:40Speaker 04

  No, I just didn't want you to say anything. You do what you-

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, tell me what you were about to do.

• 53:45Speaker 04

  I said, "Rob-"

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh.

• 53:50Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Well, tell him what you said earlier.

• 53:53Speaker 04

  No, I just, I'm gonna say-

• 53:55Speaker 03

  You should say it.

• 53:55Speaker 04

  Okay, so I was excited.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  It, it, Rob, what she's about, Rob, what she's about to say-

• 54:01Speaker 03

  Please don't judge the whole show.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Don't judge our show.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  Or the Asians.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  What she's about to say is so not funny.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  It's so bad.

• 54:08Speaker 04

  You can't, he might think it's funny.

• 54:10Speaker 03

  No, you have to trigger warn him.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead. Just go.

• 54:13Speaker 04

  Okay, so I, he's like, "Rob Lowe's coming," and I was like, "I love Rob Lowe," I, and, I don't actually remember, but I said, "Like, it's like Rob Tall."

• 54:23Speaker 06

  Low and tall.

• 54:24Speaker 04

  That's it.

• 54:25Speaker 06

  That's it, that's the joke.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  You would say hi.

• 54:27Speaker 06

  You open for him?

• 54:33Speaker 06

  I had to do it.

• 54:35Speaker 04

  Okay, Rob Tall.

• 54:36Speaker 06

  Sitting right there.

• 54:37Speaker 03

  That's your opener, Bobby.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  It's Rob Hi, and it's not even funny, even if you said, "Rob Hi." Can we go back to what we talked about earlier?

• 54:42Speaker 06

  You're on the red carpet.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  I was on the red carpet.

• 54:44Speaker 06

  You interviewed people on the red carpet?

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Yes, Rob.

• 54:47Speaker 06

  That's amazing.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not.

• 54:49Speaker 06

  No, it is amazing.

• 54:50Speaker 03

  It's heartbreaking.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  You're crammed-

• 54:51Speaker 06

  Oh, I would give anything to see you or to come across you.

• 54:55Speaker 04

  You can.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  Would you interview-

• 54:56Speaker 04

  Pull it up.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, don't pull that.

• 54:58Speaker 04

  No, you can pull that off.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  If you pull, if you walk by at the red carpet, I was the guy, you would come visit me?

• 55:04Speaker 06

  Fuck yeah.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you would. I know you would.

• 55:06Speaker 06

  What are you, what are you wearing?

• 55:09Speaker 03

  Oh, that's not what he did.

• 55:10Speaker 06

  A suit.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  Tell him the William-

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 55:11Speaker 03

  You gotta tell him what you said.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll tell you what I said.

• 55:14Speaker 06

  What does the H stand for? I hope you ask him that.

• 55:17Speaker 03

  Oh, that's, but I've been good.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  No, I never asked that, because I'm not clever enough.

• 55:20Speaker 03

  Really great.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm not clever enough.

• 55:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  I go, "How's your department stores going?"

• 55:26Speaker 03

  And then Macy did one of those-

• 55:27Speaker 06

  Not the piano click.

• 55:30Speaker 03

  And then Macy did one of those, "Oh, yeah, the store."

• 55:35Speaker 03

  Like, it's hard to find good people, right?

• 55:37Speaker 06

  That's ama, it's hard to find good people.

• 55:40Speaker 03

  He like, yes-ended, but the subtext was, "Shut the fuck up."

• 55:44Speaker 06

  That's really amazing.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  That was the subtext, like, "You're a professional, like, why don't you even come here?"

• 55:49Speaker 03

  He, he-

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  I was so embarrassed.

• 55:52Speaker 06

  But he's, he's a killer.

• 55:53Speaker 03

  He's professional.

• 55:54Speaker 06

  He's a killer.

• 55:55Speaker 03

  One of the best actors ever.

• 55:56Speaker 06

  He's a killer.

• 55:57Speaker 03

  Ever.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm not, I'm not saying anything like that.

• 56:01Speaker 06

  You wanna go after-

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  He's a legend.

• 56:03Speaker 06

  But yeah, no, I'm saying, but you wanna go after somebody who doesn't have any kind of game whatsoever.

• 56:08Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 56:09Speaker 06

  That would be, whereas, I don't wanna mention any names, but, like, William H. Macy is a fucking killer.

• 56:15Speaker 04

  He's got all the game.

• 56:16Speaker 06

  He's got all the game.

• 56:17Speaker 03

  He is fucking-

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Rob, I know who has game, who doesn't have game, right?

• 56:21Speaker 04

  Who doesn't have game?

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 56:23Speaker 03

  Give us one.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Put me in the corner like that?

• 56:25Speaker 03

  Give us one.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, game?

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  Put me in the corner for something I don't understand. I don't even understand it. What do you mean, game?

• 56:34Speaker 03

  What do you mean, game?

• 56:36Speaker 06

  You need, you need to interview some, like, really self-serious actor, be like, who would have answered, like-

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Daniel Day-Lewis.

• 56:44Speaker 06

  What do you-

• 56:44Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 56:45Speaker 06

  No, but I bet you, he's surprisingly-

• 56:46Speaker 03

  He might play.

• 56:47Speaker 06

  No, he gets it.

• 56:47Speaker 03

  He might play.

• 56:48Speaker 06

  He gets the joke.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he does.

• 56:49Speaker 06

  He 100% does.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, here's, here's the problem with the William H. Macy. It's so hacky.

• 56:56Speaker 06

  That, that joke?

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's what's great about it.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So I didn't, I didn't make a mistake.

• 57:02Speaker 06

  No.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  So for the last 22 years of my life, I've been laying in bed, ruminating.

• 57:09Speaker 06

  I understand.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  About, I did that, right? Going, "What a fucking loser, you should kill yourself."

• 57:14Speaker 06

  No, it's the greatest, because it's so hacky.

• 57:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Ah, okay, good, I feel better about it.

• 57:19Speaker 03

  It's obvious.

• 57:20Speaker 04

  So is mine okay, or?

• 57:21Speaker 06

  Yours is also good.

• 57:25Speaker 03

  Really great actor, great actor.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  Rob, you don't have to lie.

• 57:28Speaker 04

  No.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't have to-

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, he goes, he goes, he goes-

• 57:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, let's move on.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's move on from it. Yeah.

• 57:40Speaker 04

  Have you ever had an embarrassing moment happen to you?

• 57:42Speaker 06

  Had an embarrassing moment?

• 57:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:45Speaker 06

  Dude, I fucking did a song and dance thing at the Oscars that is like, they talk about it every time the Oscars come out.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, what was that?

• 57:54Speaker 06

  Well, you can pull that up.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to pull it up. I don't want to pull it up because I love you so much. I want to pull it up.

• 57:57Speaker 06

  It's really bad.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  I think I heard about it, but was it a Disney thing? What was it?

• 58:02Speaker 06

  It was, um, it was a Disney.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what it was.

• 58:06Speaker 06

  It was me singing Dancing with Snow White.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  That's what it was. That's what it was. I remember that. Yeah, yeah.

• 58:11Speaker 06

  I thought it was gonna be funny.

• 58:12Bobby Lee?

  It was funny to me.

• 58:13Speaker 06

  I thought it was a funny goof, but people didn't. It's bad. It's cheesy and bad and bad.

• 58:20Speaker 04

  But that's the point, right?

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 58:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, but people didn't like it.

• 58:23Speaker 04

  Oh, they just didn't like it?

• 58:23Speaker 06

  They didn't.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  I remember that, Rob. I didn't think that. I didn't blame you for that.

• 58:27Speaker 06

  Here's my, thank you. Here's how, for years, it's been.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  I blame your agents.

• 58:33Speaker 06

  Here we go.

• 58:33Speaker 01

  We won't put music, just for context.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 58:36Speaker 01

  But you guys can keep popping.

• 58:36Speaker 03

  Wait, this looks great.

• 58:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:37Speaker 01

  It does look pretty amazing.

• 58:39Speaker 06

  Is it the end already?

• 58:40Speaker 01

  No, it's coming up.

• 58:42Speaker 06

  Where's Snow White? See, this looks like Dancing with the Stars.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  This looks amazing.

• 58:47Speaker 04

  This is the other musical.

• 58:48Speaker 01

  The title of the video is.

• 58:49Speaker 03

  What year was it?

• 58:50Speaker 06

  Now, look at, those are all old Hollywood legends sitting there and they were supposed to be a part of it, but they're too old to move. So that's why they had to be put at tables.

• 58:57Speaker 01

  There's Snow White.

• 58:58Speaker 06

  And, and, and, and I don't know who this is. And they're bringing all these who are really, really, really nice and like they can, God bless them.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  Look at them, yeah.

• 59:06Speaker 06

  That's Roy Rogers. That's Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.

• 59:09Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Are people cheering?

• 59:11Speaker 06

  I, it was, I think it was probably pretty quiet in the audience.

• 59:17Speaker 06

  Vincent Price and somebody from.

• 59:19Speaker 03

  I love that museum.

• 59:21Speaker 06

  Right?

• 59:21Speaker 01

  Is this your first time at the Oscars at this age or you've been a couple of times?

• 59:24Speaker 06

  I have presented once before.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  And she's an unknown, right?

• 59:27Speaker 06

  Oh yeah, she's just playing, she played them on cruise ships and there's me.

• 59:31Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 59:32Speaker 06

  And she's, and then I come over and I'm her date.

• 59:35Speaker 01

  I'm gonna crush this.

• 59:36Speaker 06

  And she's acting very, she can't believe that I'm, and I'm like, really, Snow? And then we're gonna, we're gonna do the worst.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Push pause for a second.

• 59:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  At this time, Rob, do you know it's not going well?

• 59:45Speaker 06

  No, no, not yet.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think it's going good right now?

• 59:48Speaker 06

  Uh, it's, I think it's, it's going great.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good. Please.

• 59:52Speaker 06

  Because there was a moment when I realized it's going badly. We're not there yet.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:55Speaker 06

  So I come out and look, here come the waiters and they have microphones. Oh, for me? Look at me. I didn't know it was coming.

• 1:00:04Speaker 06

  And, uh, and so it's, it's, it's, um, Proud Mary is the song.

• 1:00:10Speaker 04

  Oh, nice.

• 1:00:11Speaker 06

  And they changed the lyrics.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Why can't we turn it up? I hear it.

• 1:00:14Speaker 01

  So I want to, I want to keep this on YouTube.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. Okay. All right.

• 1:00:17Speaker 06

  And, um, and the lyrics are really corny. She's like, I used to work for Walt Disney. Making cartoons every night and day. Like, like that's what it is.

• 1:00:30Speaker 06

  It's really bad. It's like.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  Is it going bad now in your mind?

• 1:00:34Speaker 06

  Not yet. But there's a point here where we're singing. Rolling, keep the cameras rolling.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  Yes, lipstick.

• 1:00:40Speaker 06

  The cameras roll.

• 1:00:41Speaker 03

  Oh my god, that's so.

• 1:00:44Speaker 04

  Ready?

• 1:00:45Speaker 06

  It goes on forever. At some point, it, it's, it, I look out and I saw Barry Levinson, the great director.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:52Speaker 06

  And this was the year Rain Man won every Oscar. And I looked out at him and boy, I'm selling it. I haven't seen this in a long time. I am selling the fuck out of it.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  That's why, that's why when I saw it, I'm like, you're committing.

• 1:01:04Speaker 06

  So committed. I looked out and I saw Barry Levinson and his eye, his mouth formed the phrase, what the fuck?

• 1:01:17Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:18Speaker 03

  That's incredible.

• 1:01:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, that is not a bit.

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  That's incredible.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 1:01:23Speaker 06

  And then he went on to win 10 Oscars. But then, but then the good news is after this is I went in and I, you know, like you have to be, you have to be delusional a little bit. Particularly as a stand-up, if you bomb, you gotta be like, fuck it. Whatever, right?

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Not me.

• 1:01:37Speaker 06

  Right?

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  Not guys like him and I, we go into ourselves.

• 1:01:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:40Speaker 03

  Well, we like to punish ourselves.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  We like to punish ourselves.

• 1:01:42Speaker 06

  Yeah. Well, I went backstage and was like, fuck it, whatever. And, and there was a woman there. It was, it was the little green room. No one's there because it's the beginning of the show. And this woman says, young man, I had no idea you were such a fantastic singer. And it was Lucille Ball.

• 1:01:59Speaker 01

  That's good.

• 1:02:00Speaker 06

  And I got to sit with Lucy and watch the rest of the Oscars and she liked it. So fuck it.

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 1:02:05Speaker 03

  I love Lucy.

• 1:02:06Speaker 06

  Look, look at Robert Downey Jr. Not happy. Look, they're not happy.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  They're not happy. They're not happy.

• 1:02:11Speaker 01

  Go back.

• 1:02:11Speaker 06

  Oh, I didn't know fucking Downey.

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  This is when he started doing drugs.

• 1:02:13Speaker 06

  Wait, this is when Downey.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  This is the night.

• 1:02:16Speaker 06

  Okay, not happy.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  He's doing drugs tonight.

• 1:02:19Speaker 06

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Cocaine.

• 1:02:20Speaker 06

  Wait, don't go yet, but wait, wait. You're about to pan to the greatest song and dance man, actor ever, Gregory Hines.

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 1:02:28Speaker 06

  Let's see what he has to say.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  I hear.

• 1:02:29Speaker 06

  Right there.

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, he hates it.

• 1:02:32Speaker 06

  Pout.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  He was looking on the seat. He was looking down.

• 1:02:35Speaker 06

  Hates it.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:36Speaker 06

  Hates it.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Now, that night, I'd like to talk about the night.

• 1:02:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  You go home.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:02:43Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  As one does.

• 1:02:45Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  Why are you not here with me?

• 1:02:47Speaker 06

  Because I'm, honestly, honestly, I had a, I had a little bit of anxiety just now, but we just did a whole bit on how bad that is.

• 1:02:55Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:02:56Speaker 06

  I survived it. I survived it. I survived it, right?

• 1:02:58Speaker 01

  That was so good.

• 1:02:59Speaker 06

  It's all good now, right?

• 1:03:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  Rob.

• 1:03:01Speaker 06

  It's all, it's all good. Explain to me this, though. When the Oscars come out this year, and I'm not kidding, they will bring this up. It'll be in every, it'll be in every fucking thing. It'll be a list of, every year, every fucking year, it's 35 years ago.

• 1:03:15Speaker 03

  What do you mean they? Who's bringing it up? The internet?

• 1:03:18Speaker 06

  The machine.

• 1:03:20Speaker 06

  The algorithm. And they'll be, well, at least it's not as bad as Rob's Oscars.

• 1:03:24Speaker 03

  It's like Miss Mojo's count in top 10, like worst Oscar moments.

• 1:03:29Speaker 06

  No, no, 100%. And like, I go, wait a minute. There's a guy who smacked the shit out of somebody in the Oscars.

• 1:03:37Speaker 06

  I'm the fucking problem?

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. He, you're number one before him?

• 1:03:42Speaker 06

  Yes, I think so.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  No way!

• 1:03:43Speaker 03

  That's number two.

• 1:03:44Speaker 06

  I'm telling you.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  That's number two.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  You know what? You gotta do it again, but better.

• 1:03:47Speaker 06

  I should slap the shit out of him.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  No, we're doing the Snow White thing again.

• 1:03:51Speaker 06

  Oh, would not.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Would you do it again?

• 1:03:53Speaker 06

  I would do it again, but.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm Snow White.

• 1:03:55Speaker 06

  And I slapped the shit out of you.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm Snow White, dude.

• 1:03:57Speaker 06

  Get your name out of my mouth, whatever the fuck he was talking about.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Do you think I could, do you think I could sell Snow White?

• 1:04:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, easy.

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  What was he saying?

• 1:04:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:06Speaker 03

  Look, look, look.

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  Keep your.

• 1:04:07Speaker 04

  Keep your wife.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  Rob, Rob.

• 1:04:09Speaker 06

  I didn't understand the logic of it. I had to do the math when he was smacking the shit. I was like, keep her name out of.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  Wait, were you there or what?

• 1:04:17Speaker 06

  I didn't know what he meant.

• 1:04:18Speaker 03

  Rob, were you there?

• 1:04:19Speaker 06

  No, I wasn't.

• 1:04:20Speaker 03

  Oh my god. I bet that was a crazy.

• 1:04:22Speaker 06

  That would have been fucking, it would have been worse than Barry Levinson going, what the fuck?

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  No one gives a fuck about me right now.

• 1:04:30Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:04:31Bobby Lee?

  I was doing my Snow White impression.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  The whole time you guys were talking, I did four Snow White impressions.

• 1:04:38Speaker 03

  Four?

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was like, could I be a Snow White? Completely ignored. You guys went into your own conversation. I still committed to my character. Gave you four different versions of Snow White.

• 1:04:48Speaker 03

  What's one thing you did? Oh, wow. That was really good.

• 1:04:51Speaker 01

  That's good.

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you guys.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  I took a risk. I took a fucking risk, dude.

• 1:04:57Speaker 01

  That was good.

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't.

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  That was good.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you.

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  I liked it.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  I hate you.

• 1:05:01Speaker 03

  No, I love it.

• 1:05:02Speaker 04

  Second one.

• 1:05:04Speaker 06

  No, no, look at, look at me and then get shy.

• 1:05:07Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a good note.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  Can I go back?

• 1:05:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, take your shirt off.

• 1:05:12Speaker 04

  Take your shirt off.

• 1:05:13Speaker 03

  Take your shirt off.

• 1:05:14Speaker 04

  Actually, both of you, take your shirt off.

• 1:05:17Speaker 03

  Oh, I love this. Are we covered?

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  I've never acted anything with Rob.

• 1:05:22Speaker 03

  Whoa, this is your real, this is your real.

• 1:05:24Speaker 01

  Move that chair.

• 1:05:26Speaker 03

  This going on is real.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:05:28Speaker 03

  Wait, this is a real scene. Okay, you're back at that locker room.

• 1:05:32Speaker 06

  This is my microphone?

• 1:05:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Why do we need a mic?

• 1:05:35Speaker 04

  Do you want to pen?

• 1:05:36Speaker 06

  No, that looks like I'm going drinking. No, I don't need a prop.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I forgot what I'm playing with.

• 1:05:40Speaker 06

  I'm still, I come over and then you get, you look at me and get Roshan turned away.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Am I in a club?

• 1:05:46Speaker 06

  You're looking out here. You're, you're, yeah, yeah. You and I walk up here and go, all right.

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  Rolling and action.

• 1:05:55Speaker 06

  No, that's you.

• 1:05:56Bobby Lee?

  That's happening. You're back on.

• 1:05:58Speaker 06

  That's you rejecting me.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I was.

• 1:06:00Speaker 06

  You don't reject me.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:06:01Speaker 06

  You're gonna accept. No, no, you get, you get shy.

• 1:06:03Speaker 03

  That's so wrong.

• 1:06:04Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:06:06Speaker 06

  Coquettish, yeah, I understand.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:07Speaker 06

  It's because of Snow White.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  Since you're a director right now, please don't touch me.

• 1:06:10Speaker 06

  Okay, all right.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Don't touch me. They're sad.

• 1:06:12Speaker 06

  Very touchy.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  Do not touch me.

• 1:06:14Speaker 06

  Boundaries, bud.

• 1:06:14Speaker 04

  And action.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Can I, wait, I'm sorry.

• 1:06:17Speaker 06

  All right.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry. During this production, I'd like another, I'm in it, dancing.

• 1:06:22Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  To get it.

• 1:06:23Speaker 06

  Okay, go, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  All right, so sit down for the thing.

• 1:06:31Speaker 06

  And.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:33Speaker 06

  Action.

• 1:06:37Speaker 06

  You're waiting too long. You've got to notice me. I'm standing right here.

• 1:06:46Speaker 01

  So awkward.

• 1:06:48Speaker 06

  You're supposed to look away.

• 1:06:51Speaker 03

  I'd see, see, see.

• 1:06:53Speaker 04

  That was cute.

• 1:06:54Speaker 03

  That was really good.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  That wasn't good, man.

• 1:06:55Speaker 03

  We'll fix it in AI.

• 1:06:57Bobby Lee?

  We have to cut that whole part out now.

• 1:06:59Speaker 03

  That's the best part of the episode.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That was a failure. I failed.

• 1:07:02Speaker 06

  We have so much good shit. What? This is gonna be a 10 hour and I-

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  No, no, we're almost done.

• 1:07:06Speaker 06

  I love it.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Robbie, we're almost done. Why do you always wanna leave here, Robbie? We're doing good.

• 1:07:10Speaker 06

  I think we're doing good.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  You did better than this time than the last time. You did good the last time.

• 1:07:13Speaker 06

  I think we're doing great.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  We're killing it. You're a yearly fucking guy now.

• 1:07:17Speaker 06

  I'm surely, I'm happy about this.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  And I will do yours.

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  I will do yours.

• 1:07:22Speaker 06

  We got a commitment.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  I will do yours. I'll tell you what happened, okay? You kept asking. I was super busy. But Rob, I will do yours. And let's do it after my special comes out.

• 1:07:33Speaker 06

  That's when it's-

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, before.

• 1:07:34Speaker 06

  Oh, before.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, before.

• 1:07:35Speaker 03

  He'll be everywhere.

• 1:07:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So we'll schedule it, okay?

• 1:07:39Speaker 06

  We're on. We're gonna have fun.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So is there, and your whole life is good?

• 1:07:44Speaker 06

  My whole li- I have, I'm not-

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  Everyone's healthy? Your sons?

• 1:07:47Speaker 06

  My son's getting married. My oldest son's getting married.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  Amazing, amazing.

• 1:07:50Speaker 06

  Matthew, John Owen Low is prepping to direct his first movie that he wrote, which is a buddy comedy, takes place in the, in the rainforest.

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:08:02Speaker 06

  It's really funny.

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:08:03Speaker 06

  Um, he's such a funny, such a talented writer.

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  You gotta be proud of your kids, dude.

• 1:08:07Speaker 06

  I am. I'm really proud of them. I'm-

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  They're killing it.

• 1:08:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, they're doing great. They're doing, they're liking-

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  Cause I know them adjacent from other people and it's like, I just know they're like nice guys.

• 1:08:15Speaker 06

  Oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you. My wife Cheryl and I are great. She's so fucking crazy and wonderful.

• 1:08:22Speaker 04

  That's awesome.

• 1:08:23Speaker 06

  Um, I have a documentary coming out.

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go. Let's plug another thing.

• 1:08:27Speaker 06

  It comes out on Netflix, November 24th. It's about, it's three years in the making. They made it, about my life. And there's great shit in it, great footage, great stories. It's, it's really, it turned out, I mean-

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Is Snow White in it?

• 1:08:42Speaker 06

  Is Snow White in it?

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  Is that in it?

• 1:08:43Speaker 06

  That in it?

• 1:08:45Speaker 04

  That has to be in it.

• 1:08:46Speaker 06

  I think it has to be, right?

• 1:08:47Speaker 04

  It has to be in it.

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  It has to be in it.

• 1:08:48Speaker 06

  I mean, it's all, it's, it's warts and all, you know?

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here, here's what I love about the Snow White thing, is, um, you're a guy, that's embarrassing. It would've destroyed most people. I think-

• 1:09:02Speaker 06

  That's how bad it is.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, that's a no, no.

• 1:09:04Speaker 06

  It would've-

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying.

• 1:09:07Speaker 06

  Sure, that's what you're saying.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  It's absolutely not what I'm saying. That's absolutely not what I'm saying. You committed. What else can you do-

• 1:09:15Speaker 03

  That is true.

• 1:09:15Bobby Lee?

  Than commit, know your lines, and just, you know what I mean?

• 1:09:19Speaker 03

  Deliver.

• 1:09:19Speaker 04

  And like you said, Lucille Ball?

• 1:09:21Speaker 06

  I'd do you one better. So I do my, so fast forward many years-

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  It better be Jesus.

• 1:09:25Speaker 06

  It's even better.

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:27Speaker 06

  Uh, doing my podcast many years later, sometimes I get to have rock stars that I love on it. I have John Fogerty, Creedence Clearwater Revival. He, hello, wrote Proud Mary.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:09:42Speaker 06

  And I said-

• 1:09:43Speaker 03

  Full circle.

• 1:09:43Speaker 06

  I did a little thing once-

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:09:46Speaker 06

  To your song. He goes, "Oh, the Oscar things. I thought it was great." I said, "Get the fuck out of here." He goes, "No, absolutely." I said, "You know people hate it, right?" He goes, "Oh, I know." He goes, "No, I, I know. I, I thought it was really cool."

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:59Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Rob, Rob, I, I never looked at that and said, "Oh, Rob's, it's in your head."

• 1:10:07Speaker 06

  No, it's not.

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  It is. A lot of these things, yes, it is. A lot of these things, we room it-

• 1:10:11Speaker 06

  It's not, I mean, if you Google- They used to have a thing called a, what was it called? There was a thing you could do to see how many times a phrase has been used.

• 1:10:21Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 1:10:22Speaker 03

  Oh, so you searched a bunch, right?

• 1:10:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, if you, if you'd searched Oscar embarrassing, it's- No, it's hundreds of thousands of articles.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:10:33Speaker 06

  Well, here's the other part of it, though. Here's the other, the other nuance that people don't understand is Disney is the most litigious corporation.

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  What does litigious mean?

• 1:10:42Speaker 06

  They will sue the fuck out of you.

• 1:10:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck, yeah.

• 1:10:44Speaker 06

  If you do not have the rights to their characters.

• 1:10:47Speaker 03

  Ah, that makes-

• 1:10:48Speaker 06

  The Academy did not get the rights to Snow White.

• 1:10:50Speaker 03

  Oh, whoa.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:10:52Speaker 06

  So the next day, Disney threatened to sue the Academy.

• 1:10:58Speaker 06

  So it became a whole thing.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Another thing.

• 1:11:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was just not good.

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  It was in the news for a while.

• 1:11:03Speaker 06

  It was, it wouldn't go away. We're talking about it now. But you know what?

• 1:11:06Speaker 03

  Wait, Rob, can I ask, at that time, you're obviously there because you were hot at that time. What was the, like-

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  He's hot now.

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  Project?

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  He's hot now.

• 1:11:14Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  He's hot now.

• 1:11:15Speaker 03

  No, I know. But like, what was the project that was like, big at that time?

• 1:11:20Speaker 06

  Oh, yes. St. Elmo's Fire, maybe?

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:22Speaker 06

  That's huge at that time. Yeah, that would've been the era.

• 1:11:25Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:11:26Speaker 06

  The hair looks the same. That's why.

• 1:11:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:28Speaker 06

  A lot, a lot of hair mousse in that clip.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  You look better now.

• 1:11:30Speaker 06

  Oh, thank you.

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think?

• 1:11:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, you just don't age.

• 1:11:33Speaker 03

  Insane.

• 1:11:34Speaker 04

  It's crazy.

• 1:11:35Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  Will you stop looking at him like that?

• 1:11:37Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  Jealous.

• 1:11:40Speaker 04

  I'm sorry.

• 1:11:40Speaker 06

  Don't listen to these guys.

• 1:11:41Speaker 03

  Can you look at Rob, uh, Rob, Bobby like that?

• 1:11:44Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:11:48Speaker 03

  He's like, "I just cut your tour dates."

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  You wanna work, bitch?

• 1:11:54Speaker 03

  I'm available, I'm available.

• 1:11:56Speaker 06

  It's a rough room.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Peter-

• 1:11:58Speaker 03

  I'm available.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  Peter, you're too hard to follow.

• 1:12:00Speaker 06

  It's tough.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  You're too hard, you're too hard to follow.

• 1:12:03Speaker 04

  What the heck?

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't have him open.

• 1:12:07Speaker 03

  That's so mean.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  I would struggle every show.

• 1:12:11Speaker 06

  Why?

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  Because he's so much like me, but he's gay too. So it's an extra element on stage that he can use as a weapon.

• 1:12:20Speaker 03

  Your gayness is a weapon.

• 1:12:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, that's, that came out wrong.

• 1:12:24Speaker 06

  Don't use your-

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, like it's a, no, it's not power. No, what I'm saying is that it makes you more interesting, right? It makes you, you're just, your, your level of performance, you're great. You're both the same. It's just his type of comedy would just not do well. Anyway, let's move on.

• 1:12:41Speaker 06

  But yet you have him in your podcast.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause he's, cause I can follow him here.

• 1:12:46Speaker 03

  I'm here supporting.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:12:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  And that's why you're here.

• 1:12:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in a show, though, you go Korean.

• 1:12:52Speaker 03

  You feel like I'm not supporting.

• 1:12:53Bobby Lee?

  You go Korean.

• 1:12:54Speaker 03

  You feel like I'm, I'm attacking. I think it's a Korean thing, too, Rob.

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  It's a Korean Han thing where you're gonna be backstage and go, "I have to-"

• 1:13:01Speaker 03

  Kill.

• 1:13:02Bobby Lee?

  "I have to kill."

• 1:13:03Speaker 03

  "I have to destroy my elder."

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  And it's gonna create a resentment.

• 1:13:06Speaker 03

  It's not true at all.

• 1:13:08Bobby Lee?

  She's white.

• 1:13:09Speaker 06

  Dude, we're getting a-

• 1:13:10Speaker 03

  It's not true at all.

• 1:13:11Speaker 06

  By the way, as white people, we are getting an anthropological-

• 1:13:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is a dissertation moment.

• 1:13:18Speaker 06

  This is fucking sick.

• 1:13:19Speaker 04

  We're not saying anything.

• 1:13:20Speaker 06

  No, this is amazing. We're learning a lot.

• 1:13:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Rob, you know, um, I know you're going on a podcast tour to promote the movie. Um, I'm so glad you stopped by.

• 1:13:31Speaker 06

  I love coming here.

• 1:13:32Bobby Lee?

  And, um, we love to have you back. We love you so much. And, um, congratulations on your success.

• 1:13:38Speaker 06

  Thank you, my friend.

• 1:13:39Bobby Lee?

  And, um, give Rob Lowe a round of applause.

• 1:13:41Speaker 03

  Go watch the movie. It's out now.

• 1:13:43Speaker 06

  The musical.

• 1:13:46Speaker 03

  Also-

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  So great, Rob.

• 1:13:48Speaker 03

  Check out the podcast, Literally with Rob Lowe.

• 1:13:49Speaker 06

  Look at us. Look at, look at, look at us. Look at that cutesy.

• 1:14:14Speaker 01

  Buy smart, drive for less, and trade for more. That's Toyota affordability. And it all starts with a great deal on a truck from your local Toyota dealer. Make a smart buy on the off-road ready Tacoma or half-ton Tundra, two of Toyota's most capable and longest-lasting trucks. Built with the strength for the tough jobs, the tech to power your next big adventures, and the rugged style for everything in between. Or discover Toyota's off-road lineup, including the iconic Forerunner and Land Cruiser, designed to go beyond the everyday. And with Toyota's proven reputation for quality and reliability, plus available hybrid power on many models, you can get more for every mile and drive for less along the way. And long after you leave the lot,

• 1:14:55Speaker 01

  your Toyota keeps delivering the great resale value. So you could trade in for more when you're ready for your next Toyota. From a great deal today to a great value tomorrow, a Toyota is right for you. Shop toyota.com for deals and details. Or stop by your local Toyota dealer today. Toyota, let's go places.