Jay Chandrasekhar & Steve Lemme and The Patrick Swayze Escape Signal

We are joined by Broken Lizard creators Jay Chandrasekhar and Steve Lemme to talk about Super Troopers 3. We chat Jay’s full name, “Fatty,” Ohio radio stations, legendary skid marks, Steve's Patrick Swayze fail, Crystal the Monkey, Gallagher’s identity-stealing twin, mustache real estate, and why Jay refuses to trust the residents of Hobbiton. Go to www.helixsleep.com/TIGERBELLY http://helixsleep.com/TIGERBELLY for 20% Off Sitewide Download the app today and use code TIGERBELLY to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup. PrizePicks. America’s No. 1 Sports Picks App. New customers can use code BELLY to get 15% off at www.takeultra.com http://www.takeultra.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  In the midst of laughter, I go fatty and I poked his belly.

• 1:33Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh.

• 1:35Speaker 04

  I crashed and burned with Patrick Swayze.

• 1:37Speaker 00

  Oh. What was this?

• 1:40Speaker 03

  Punching, just right here, boom. And I said to his assistant, I'm like, is he gonna hit me? And he goes, I've seen it before.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  Tiger Belly is now on Spotify. We got video, we got audio, we got mind templates.

• 1:54Speaker 00

  Ooh. I like that. Guys, go check out Tiger Belly on Spotify.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Was it good?

• 2:26Speaker 00

  Was Pepsi cooler than Coke back in the day? What do you think?

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  There was a, there was a time.

• 2:31Speaker 00

  See?

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  That was the Britney Spears time.

• 2:34Speaker 00

  That's what I said.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Michael Jackson, remember the Michael?

• 2:36Speaker 00

  The hair burning?

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  The hair burning?

• 2:37Speaker 04

  That's the pivotal moment.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Smoking crack hair?

• 2:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:41Speaker 05

  Crack hair.

• 2:42Speaker 04

  Cindy Crawford?

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Jade Chanka Jashashar.

• 2:47Speaker 03

  Wait a minute.

• 2:50Speaker 00

  I heard they sounded Filipino for some weird reason.

• 2:52Speaker 03

  That was your big attempt?

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Did I add?

• 2:56Speaker 03

  Well, there's a G in it.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  I did it.

• 2:59Speaker 04

  It felt like you didn't even try.

• 3:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, it didn't feel like.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, give me, give me, give me a go and then I'll give me, I'll give it a shot.

• 3:04Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Chandrasekhar.

• 3:07Speaker 00

  That was so off, brother.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Chan, you know what?

• 3:09Speaker 00

  That was so off.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, I was off, I know. Say it one more time, please.

• 3:12Speaker 03

  Why? Because he distracted?

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yes, he distracted me, dude.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  Chandrasekhar.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Chandrasekhar.

• 3:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, pretty good.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's pretty good.

• 3:21Speaker 04

  Give him the whole name.

• 3:22Speaker 03

  Giant Jambalingum Chandrasekhar.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 3:26Speaker 03

  Which translates to victorious, large penis, rising moon.

• 3:30Speaker 00

  Oh, rising moon.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I heard elephant in there. There was no elephant in there? Anyway, um.

• 3:35Speaker 05

  Victorian?

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  You have a big penis, dude, Steve.

• 3:37Speaker 03

  Yes, sorry.

• 3:39Speaker 00

  I'm good.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Steve, your penis is fine, okay?

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 3:42Speaker 05

  Victorian large penis.

• 3:43Speaker 03

  Victorious.

• 3:44Speaker 05

  Oh, victorious. I thought you were talking about a Victorian person.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  He's a very important guest. Can you get it right?

• 3:51Speaker 03

  There's no G in my name.

• 3:52Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  I did, did I do a G the second time?

• 3:55Speaker 03

  Changashak, yeah, I mean it was.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, well, I'm Korean.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm North Korean and that's accent sticks.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  You guys add G's where they're not.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  We do. Make noises. I go, I go, I go, I go, you know?

• 4:06Speaker 04

  I had a.

• 4:08Speaker 04

  I lived in Koreatown for a while.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 4:12Speaker 04

  I lived in Koreatown.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't like the way you say Korea, dude.

• 4:15Speaker 04

  Nobody does.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:19Speaker 04

  Nobody does, but.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  But are you purposely doing that?

• 4:20Speaker 04

  I can't shake it.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:23Speaker 04

  I know, Korea, I say Korea.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's aggressive.

• 4:25Speaker 04

  It's Korea?

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, yeah.

• 4:28Speaker 04

  Korea.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Korea.

• 4:29Speaker 04

  But that sounds like I'm like swat, like Korea.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, I think it's pretty dead on.

• 4:34Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:35Speaker 05

  Do you say?

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Korea is weird.

• 4:37Speaker 04

  Korea.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 4:39Speaker 04

  Korea.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's fine.

• 4:40Speaker 04

  Koreatown.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on, let's move on. You're in Koreatown.

• 4:43Speaker 04

  Koreatown.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and what happened?

• 4:45Speaker 05

  Did you go get some Korean barbecue?

• 4:47Speaker 04

  I, often, I got Korean.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite top, you have top three?

• 4:52Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Korean restaurants?

• 4:53Speaker 04

  Um, why are you asking him? I'm having the Koreatown conversation.

• 4:59Speaker 00

  You went past it.

• 5:03Speaker 03

  Number one.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, Steve, sorry, Steve. Let's go back, let's go back. My bad, that was my bad.

• 5:07Speaker 04

  Can you not tell us apart?

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 5:09Speaker 03

  I already have an answer. Number one is Parks Barbecue.

• 5:12Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  That's a good one.

• 5:13Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, have you been there, Steve?

• 5:15Speaker 05

  Number two is Lee's Barbecue.

• 5:17Speaker 03

  Is that right?

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not.

• 5:18Speaker 05

  Lee's.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  It's the number two in LA.

• 5:21Speaker 05

  It's, it's.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Choson probably would be in there.

• 5:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Have you been to Choson?

• 5:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, really good place.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  Sukul Jeep Old School. You know about that one?

• 5:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, open call. Sorry, Steve, I leave you out.

• 5:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, you left me out.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Wait, you have resentment?

• 5:37Speaker 04

  All right.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a resentment?

• 5:38Speaker 04

  No, I'm good.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You know, I apologize.

• 5:41Speaker 04

  Why would you, resentment, how? Like, why would that be? I'm not resentful of this conversation.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  I didn't, no, what I was saying is I did cut you off. I went to Jay.

• 5:50Speaker 04

  It's a very Korean thing to do.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Go back.

• 5:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's comedy 101.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. How long have you guys known each other?

• 6:00Speaker 03

  Since I was eight, 19 and he was 18.

• 6:04Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 6:05Speaker 04

  College, college friends.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  College, sketch group?

• 6:08Speaker 04

  We did, we started a sketch group.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  What was it called?

• 6:10Speaker 03

  Charred Goosebeak.

• 6:11Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow, one of your uncles. No, forget it, let's move on.

• 6:17Speaker 04

  Do you remember what the, the name of our very first show was?

• 6:21Speaker 03

  Jolly Joe Trip Hammer Hits It Big.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  No.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  Um.

• 6:24Speaker 04

  And that might have been New York City.

• 6:26Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 6:27Speaker 04

  The 19th Annual Festival of Donkeys.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  And you guys did sketches or mostly improv?

• 6:35Speaker 04

  Sketches with videos in between the sketches. Um, but like really shoddy videos. Like, we would do like a master take and somebody would forget their lines and somebody would bump the other person with their elbow and we'd use that take.

• 6:50Speaker 05

  I love that.

• 6:51Speaker 03

  Well, we didn't shoot any close-ups. We didn't know about those yet.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. So what year was that?

• 6:56Speaker 03

  1989.

• 6:57Speaker 05

  Great year.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  1989, dude.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was very close to the time Pepsi would overtake Coke.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that's correct. So 1989, high school or?

• 7:14Speaker 03

  College.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  College.

• 7:15Speaker 05

  What college?

• 7:16Speaker 03

  Colgate University.

• 7:17Speaker 05

  Okay, cool. In New York, right?

• 7:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, upstate.

• 7:20Speaker 05

  Upstate New York.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  Don't be nervous, you're doing great.

• 7:24Speaker 03

  Are you nervous?

• 7:26Speaker 05

  I'm not nervous talking to you. I'm nervous when Bobby looks at me. He's like, don't fuck up, don't fuck up.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not. I'm supportive of you.

• 7:34Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm your foundation.

• 7:35Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 7:36Speaker 04

  But here's the, like, I've met Bobby so many times. This is the loudest I've ever heard Bobby. And maybe it's because he's in my right ear, but like.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Right now, I'm the loudest?

• 7:45Speaker 03

  It is quite loud.

• 7:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, your voice is.

• 7:48Speaker 04

  No, not the headphones.

• 7:48Speaker 00

  It's you.

• 7:49Speaker 04

  It's you.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm being quite loud.

• 7:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm talking about the headphones.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Control it, man.

• 7:55Speaker 04

  But I don't, I don't have headphones on.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why, why aren't you wearing them?

• 7:59Speaker 04

  I'm, I'm, because I don't need them.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  It's really a good point. You can leave them, you can leave them wherever you want.

• 8:07Speaker 04

  But I was, you know, I was watching Troy this weekend.

• 8:10Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 8:11Speaker 04

  And, and Brian Cox, who's King Agamemnon, who's also in our Super Troopers movies. I was marveling at his voice control. How strong his voice is. And I'm wondering right now if you've been taking voice lessons because your, your voice is hitting the back wall.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  No, I just have no control. I'm not a theater kid or I have no control of my voice, to be honest with you.

• 8:30Speaker 04

  Okay, but this is how I, I have always remembered your voice.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  So I was always quiet like that?

• 8:34Speaker 04

  Gentle.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think, gentle, you think?

• 8:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 8:38Speaker 04

  You're welcome.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Did you always thought my voice was gentle, Jay?

• 8:41Speaker 03

  I never thought about your voice.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Like, ever?

• 8:45Speaker 03

  No. I certainly didn't have an opinion that you were a gentle-voiced guy.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Did you think that my voice was harsh in any kind of way?

• 8:53Speaker 03

  No, but when I got here, I'm like, his voice is a little harsh. Now I do have a little opinion of that. A little loud in the headphones, but now it's great.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you. So now this is fine, right?

• 9:02Speaker 04

  That's great. I'll probably call him after this and we'll spend like 60 seconds on your voice.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 9:08Speaker 04

  I'll be like, he was loud.

• 9:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, a little loud, a little loud.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I mean, we, okay, okay, let me just say, let me just say something, okay? Let me just say something right now, okay? This is that, um, I don't think it was that loud.

• 9:20Speaker 04

  It's still loud.

• 9:21Speaker 05

  It's getting a little loud.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  You've been here before. Am I being louder than I normally am?

• 9:26Speaker 05

  Well, now that they're calling you out on being loud, it is getting a little bit.

• 9:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's getting progressively loud.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  It's getting progressively, okay, so I'll, I'm an actor.

• 9:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I can take a note. I'm gonna go less.

• 9:38Speaker 04

  You don't have to.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  I want to.

• 9:39Speaker 04

  I'm not giving you a note.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  You're a good actor, in fact. We worked together on Animal Hospital.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Animal Practice?

• 9:44Speaker 03

  Animal Practice.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  It's fine, thank you.

• 9:46Speaker 03

  Animal Practice. I was directing.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  You was directing?

• 9:49Speaker 03

  Bobby in that show.

• 9:50Speaker 04

  Did he take notes well?

• 9:51Speaker 03

  Very well. And I said to him, I said to him, you're actually a good actor.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think, yeah, okay.

• 9:58Speaker 05

  Actually?

• 9:58Speaker 03

  And he said, you are acting surprised. And I said, I am surprised, Bobby.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 10:07Speaker 03

  Well, I'm like, you never know.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, how do you think I got the show? You know how many auditions you have to do to get a show like that?

• 10:13Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:13Speaker 05

  How many?

• 10:14Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  One. I just tested, I tested and I got it.

• 10:19Speaker 04

  Oh, they made you an offer?

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  No, I tested and then, you know, between me, I don't know who else.

• 10:24Speaker 05

  Where's Bobby?

• 10:25Speaker 03

  On the right.

• 10:25Speaker 05

  Oh, there he is.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:27Speaker 05

  There's the dog.

• 10:28Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  And the monkey.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Remember the monkey? Did you direct an episode with the monkey?

• 10:32Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:33Speaker 03

  The monkey became the sort of the star of the show.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Crystal.

• 10:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the hangover monkey.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 10:39Speaker 04

  And did Crystal do tricks like chug beer or anything like that?

• 10:42Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 10:42Speaker 03

  No, but.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 10:44Speaker 03

  She could crawl, she would crawl up your shoulder and give you a kiss on the cheek.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she could do that.

• 10:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:50Speaker 04

  Because we had, when we made Beer Fest, we had a monkey that could chug a beer.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Same monkey?

• 10:56Speaker 05

  Oh, good point.

• 10:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're that's a

• 10:58Speaker 03

  It was the same monkey.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Same monkey.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I recall it's the same monkey.

• 11:02Speaker 03

  Do you remember ever talking to the trainer for Crystal?

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:06Speaker 03

  So the trainer told me that Crystal sleeps in his bed with him.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Mm hmm.

• 11:13Speaker 03

  And Crystal, and the trainer's wife will sleep on the other side, but Crystal will ignore the wife because Crystal believes she's the wife.

• 11:24Speaker 05

  It's a call back to Michael Jackson.

• 11:25Speaker 03

  And she doesn't like the wife.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Wow. I did not know that.

• 11:30Speaker 03

  That that's the way he can control her by having him her be his wife.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 11:35Speaker 03

  His words, not mine.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  I remember talking to him saying, how much does Crystal get paid? And I was astounded by it.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  More than you?

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  But no, I mean, but it was close.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  It was pretty close.

• 11:46Speaker 04

  And but treated better than?

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he had a better, yeah, she had a whatever.

• 11:50Speaker 04

  Better hours.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Better hours, bigger dressing room.

• 11:53Speaker 03

  She also hit her marks and did exactly what I wanted her to do every single time.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  That's not true.

• 11:59Speaker 03

  Unlike you, Bobby.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let me just say something, okay? I remember, I think maybe you directed it, where she, it was a close up on me.

• 12:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I got, I had a lot of lines, but she's moving her head, fucking it up.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Am I allowed to get mad at that point?

• 12:16Speaker 03

  No.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 12:17Speaker 03

  Can't get mad at a monkey.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yes, you can.

• 12:21Speaker 05

  It's a woman monkey.

• 12:22Speaker 03

  What good is it gonna do?

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, that's true. Yeah. What's the matter, Steve?

• 12:26Speaker 03

  True.

• 12:27Speaker 04

  Nothing. I'm trying to think of something funny to say and I.

• 12:31Speaker 04

  Dead air and blank stares are perfect.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  So you guys right now are promoting the movie, right?

• 12:36Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 12:36Speaker 03

  Super Troopers three.

• 12:38Speaker 04

  Woo.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  It looks like there's some big shots in there. It's a big movie.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  Big movie, big shots, yeah. Big actors, you mean, or big, just big looking?

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Just a big looking.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  Big looking, yeah.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  It looks great.

• 12:52Speaker 03

  Big shot.

• 12:52Speaker 04

  We have a car, we have a car jump, a couple of car jumps.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Car jumps.

• 12:56Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 12:57Speaker 03

  Fights.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Fights.

• 12:58Speaker 03

  Big jokes.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Big jokes.

• 13:00Speaker 05

  What type of cars are in there?

• 13:02Speaker 03

  Mustangs and electric cars and, you know.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, stars. Give me some stars in it.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Brian Cox.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Huge.

• 13:11Speaker 03

  Uh, Chase Crawford, uh, from The Boys.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  Mmm, eh.

• 13:18Speaker 03

  Hannah Simone from New Girl.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  Raised the roof on that one.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Who else?

• 13:24Speaker 03

  Did I leave you anybody?

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:25Speaker 04

  Uh, well, let's say there's Lisa Gilroy, who is the, uh.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's, she's been on this.

• 13:29Speaker 03

  Fabulous.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  One of the most fabulous.

• 13:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, now awarded the, uh, like the hottest up and coming.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  She certainly is.

• 13:35Speaker 04

  In the Montreal Comedy Festival.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  We love her.

• 13:38Speaker 04

  Uh, John Rudnicki.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  Nat Faxon.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 13:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:43Speaker 03

  Uh, Academy Award winning Nat Faxon.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Is this the trailer? Oh, awesome.

• 13:47Speaker 05

  That's the guy from Gossip Girl, right?

• 13:49Speaker 04

  Oh, Chase Crawford.

• 13:50Speaker 05

  Oh, Chase Crawford.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:51Speaker 04

  Oh, and Andrew Dismukes from SNL.

• 13:53Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 13:54Speaker 04

  We have so many that we can't remember.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  All right, push pause. I don't want to watch the, uh, watch the trailer when you're listening to this now, all right? So, um, it, this looks like it got a bigger budget than the other ones. Is that true or no?

• 14:08Speaker 03

  A little bit, yeah.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. Looks, I remember watching the trailer going, this really looks good.

• 14:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's the, it's the car chases and the cars. I mean, they're good jokes.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:17Speaker 04

  It's a good trailer.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man, I know every one of your guys' movies has great jokes.

• 14:20Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 14:21Speaker 04

  Thanks.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  You guys are like a mainstay, a juggernaut.

• 14:24Speaker 04

  We're a joke machine.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:27Speaker 04

  Uh, Jay, Jay calls himself the hit factory.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 14:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 14:33Speaker 03

  Have you heard my middle name?

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is it?

• 14:35Speaker 03

  Jumblingum.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Jumblingum? Does that mean hits factory?

• 14:40Speaker 05

  Oh, that meant Victoria.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  You don't remember that victorious large penis rising moon?

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I do now.

• 14:44Speaker 03

  Okay, now we're back.

• 14:49Speaker 04

  Bobby, you need to be a better listener. You need to be a better listener.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'll be honest with you. Sometimes I'm not good at it.

• 14:54Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have ADHD. I think about other things. I also want to like, I don't want to think like, I don't want to feel like we're drowning.

• 15:00Speaker 04

  Right.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So I have that pressure. Like, am I, are we doing well?

• 15:04Speaker 04

  Sure. So you're, you're just like, how do I keep this thing going? How do I keep this thing going?

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  I do them like that, yeah.

• 15:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  The movie is out, right? So you're probably at the tail end of promotions here.

• 15:14Speaker 04

  We just, uh, finished, I think, four weeks on the road of, of promotion. This is actually my last, uh, promotional obligation. This right here, Tiger Belly.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 15:25Speaker 04

  Yeah. So I want to make it great.

• 15:28Speaker 04

  I want to make it great.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  You're crushing so far.

• 15:30Speaker 04

  Okay, good.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is it.

• 15:32Speaker 05

  This is it.

• 15:33Speaker 04

  This is it.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  The load.

• 15:34Speaker 03

  For him. I have one more.

• 15:35Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what are you?

• 15:37Speaker 05

  What are you doing?

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are you doing?

• 15:38Speaker 03

  Uh, sex, drugs and rock and roll podcast out of New York City.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're gonna fly there?

• 15:44Speaker 03

  No.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:45Speaker 03

  I'm gonna do it from my living room.

• 15:46Speaker 05

  Now, do you get to do all those things? Why is it called that?

• 15:49Speaker 03

  Sex, drugs and rock and roll. Yeah, I've done a fair bit of that.

• 15:52Speaker 05

  All right.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Dude, this guy's a ledge, bro.

• 15:54Speaker 05

  Victorious penis.

• 15:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's right.

• 15:57Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Hey, did I know you back in the day? How, how long? Twenty plus years.

• 16:02Speaker 03

  I met you on, uh, Animal Control. What's it called?

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  You don't know practice?

• 16:09Speaker 03

  Animal Practice.

• 16:14Speaker 03

  I met you then, which was.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:16Speaker 03

  At Paramount.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  2013.

• 16:17Speaker 03

  Oh, 2013.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, most of it, yeah.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

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• 16:31Speaker 05

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• 16:32Bobby Lee?

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• 16:41Speaker 00

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• 16:44Speaker 05

  Oh, it's so good. I can move. I sleep. I'm action, I'm doing a lot of activities. I feel like sleep, it's like sleeping on a cloud.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Ooh. Yeah.

• 16:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

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• 17:01Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

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• 17:06Speaker 05

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• 17:22Speaker 00

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• 17:41Bobby Lee?

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• 18:06Speaker 05

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• 18:09Bobby Lee?

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• 18:12Speaker 00

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• 18:12Bobby Lee?

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• 18:45Speaker 00

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• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  2013.

• 20:40Speaker 04

  Oh, 2013.

• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, much of it, yeah.

• 20:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:43Bobby Lee?

  You know how I know this is because I didn't work until 2000, like it went from 2008, I believe.

• 20:49Speaker 00

  Mad TV?

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then 2013, that was my first job.

• 20:53Speaker 00

  That one?

• 20:53Speaker 06

  Animal practice.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  Like real like, oh, I can, you know, series regular, you know?

• 20:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:59Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  But it was a five years of like, ah, what, what's going on here?

• 21:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  You've been there, right?

• 21:05Speaker 04

  I have been there. And you and I met in those, uh, what's going on years.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:11Speaker 04

  Uh, you were on the road. I think it was either like, uh, like a St. Louis or a Kansas City, and you were in studio on the radio, and Kevin Heffron and I came in to do in-studio on the radio for our shows. And, uh, you took off your clothes.

• 21:28Bobby Lee?

  What? What do you mean?

• 21:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know.

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I didn't.

• 21:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know.

• 21:34Speaker 04

  The DJ dared you to, to.

• 21:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, what?

• 21:37Speaker 03

  Bobby, you just answered the door today shirtless.

• 21:40Speaker 00

  That is true.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  I know. I know, but that's not on camera.

• 21:44Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  It's like my home, right? So it's like, I want to greet my guests like, hey, welcome, relax.

• 21:49Speaker 04

  Right.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  You want a hot dog?

• 21:52Speaker 04

  Well, you were, so you weren't on camera here. This was the radio, and that was what was so interesting.

• 21:59Speaker 04

  The DJ, the DJ dared you to get naked, and you did, you got totally naked. And then so you would.

• 22:04Speaker 05

  Did he dare him, or was he already naked?

• 22:06Speaker 04

  No, he, he dared him, and he, and then Bobby said, okay, and undressed in front of us to his, to, to the.

• 22:11Bobby Lee?

  Now, if, if without the dare, it would have been weird.

• 22:14Speaker 04

  If you had just gotten naked.

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that would have been weird.

• 22:16Speaker 04

  No, the dare made it okay.

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:18Speaker 05

  He's like, I did, and you were already naked.

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, but no, but then you got, then the three of us.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  Did we laugh?

• 22:24Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, we had a great time.

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  Or was it weird?

• 22:26Speaker 04

  It was weird, but we laughed.

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 22:28Speaker 04

  Because Kevin and I stayed fully clothed, and you were standing there buck naked, and the three of us, we each had a microphone.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, was I completely naked?

• 22:36Speaker 04

  Completely, yeah.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, I apologize to you.

• 22:39Speaker 05

  How long was he naked for?

• 22:41Speaker 04

  The whole time.

• 22:41Speaker 05

  But like, how many minutes?

• 22:43Speaker 04

  Uh, I'm gonna say like 20 or 30.

• 22:46Speaker 03

  No.

• 22:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  Really?

• 22:49Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, absolutely.

• 22:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:50Speaker 03

  With the air conditioning in those studios, really?

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There was a white couch, I don't know, it was Ohio. There was a white couch, a leather couch, that they had to cut out, and they framed it. Cause I sat on that couch, Nate. But I had left a brown streak on it.

• 23:06Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 23:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:07Speaker 04

  So that makes sense.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that makes sense.

• 23:09Speaker 05

  And they framed it?

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  They framed it, yeah.

• 23:12Speaker 05

  That's very cool.

• 23:12Bobby Lee?

  It's a little disgusting, but you know, I.

• 23:14Speaker 04

  Oh, they framed the skid.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, Jay.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  Welcome to the show.

• 23:21Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  Tiger Belly.

• 23:22Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, episode, what, 500 something, something.

• 23:25Speaker 04

  Are you keeping your clothes on these days?

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't do it any. I'm not, what?

• 23:30Speaker 05

  Nothing.

• 23:31Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 23:32Speaker 05

  No, no, you keep them on. You keep the clothes on.

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  She opens for me, so sometimes I.

• 23:37Speaker 05

  Sometimes.

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:38Speaker 05

  Sometimes.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:39Speaker 03

  Sometimes you go out there naked.

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't. You don't never open with it?

• 23:43Speaker 00

  It's a closer.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  It's a closer.

• 23:45Speaker 05

  Everyone does.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you gotta close with it.

• 23:46Speaker 05

  Close with the butt.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, go ahead.

• 23:48Speaker 04

  It's like the watermelon, you know, like you don't start with smashing.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  I see.

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you know Gallagher?

• 23:53Speaker 04

  I did not.

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:54Speaker 04

  Nor did I know his brother.

• 23:58Bobby Lee?

  Do you know who Gallagher is?

• 24:00Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  Jake, will you explain to who Gallagher is?

• 24:05Speaker 03

  Gallagher was a

• 24:09Speaker 03

  late eighties prop comic who used a sledgehammer to smash things on stage. And he would close with the watermelon.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Mort Saul, go ahead.

• 24:20Speaker 04

  And sometimes I think multiple watermelons, like if he.

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  I thought we were playing a game, sorry.

• 24:24Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  Let's play.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  No, you know, keep.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  Keep going with the multiple, you're right.

• 24:30Speaker 04

  Oh, yes, sir.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:31Speaker 04

  No, well, here he is, here he is. Look at this, this, this is a great show right here. Look at this, you guys are on top of this.

• 24:35Speaker 03

  You recognize that guy?

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:36Speaker 05

  I do recognize.

• 24:36Speaker 03

  There's a sledgehammer.

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:38Speaker 04

  And he has a twin brother, right?

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:41Speaker 04

  Who then started.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  Doing his act on the road.

• 24:43Speaker 05

  Oh, what?

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 24:45Speaker 05

  Did the sledgehammer too?

• 24:46Speaker 04

  But against, without his consent, right?

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  Without his consent. So did his act without his consent.

• 24:51Speaker 03

  Did he also go by Gallagher?

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:54Speaker 05

  Gala.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he, I, I, you know, I do have to say, out of all the legends, he just wasn't the nicest.

• 25:05Speaker 05

  You mean the guy with the sledgehammer?

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean. Yeah, I've tried, like, I've seen him at the Comedy Store before.

• 25:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  And I'm like, I've like mustered up, like, just give it another go.

• 25:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, you love watermelon.

• 25:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I love the fruit. Yeah, yeah, and every time I walk up to him, it's just like standoffish, weird. And then I'm trying to get out, you know? Like, oh, I fucked up, you know what I mean? And it's like, um, cause I'm, you know, he's a legend.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:35Speaker 03

  But you were a huge fan of his or something, is that? No, no.

• 25:41Speaker 00

  There was some judgment.

• 25:42Speaker 03

  Well, why would you go back a second time after he disappointed you at first?

• 25:46Speaker 05

  Sometimes you gotta try again.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, sometimes you gotta try again, right? Have you done that, right?

• 25:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course, you know, if it's a bad day or something.

• 25:53Speaker 03

  Even if you don't admire him?

• 25:54Speaker 04

  He missed it, he just smashed. It's okay, okay.

• 25:57Speaker 05

  The cop.

• 25:58Speaker 04

  It happened fast, oh, here it comes.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead, what happened?

• 26:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, look, sometimes, you know, you.

• 26:03Speaker 05

  Whoa. And then he just le.

• 26:06Speaker 04

  I, I think it's a natural thing to, like, you meet the person, if you crash and burn, it's a natural thing to want a second crack at them.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 26:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:14Speaker 04

  But it is possible that it can go sideways again.

• 26:18Speaker 04

  For whatever charisma they had or intimidation they had that fucked you up in the first place.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:22Speaker 04

  Does get you the second time too, it can happen.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  So do you, is one time enough, and then you're done?

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Like, if I'm a dick, one time, is it over?

• 26:32Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 26:33Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  One time.

• 26:34Speaker 05

  Sometimes it's intimidating, though, like, if someone's a really big jerk to you, you probably don't want to go up to them the second time. Cause you're like, they hate me.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  I know, but sometimes you're like, maybe give it a go.

• 26:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  Even if I don't admire them.

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:49Speaker 03

  That's the part. That's the part. That's the part I'm bumping.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Even though, yeah, yeah, even though.

• 26:56Speaker 04

  See, I think it's, I think it depends on the, on the situation. You know, like, like I crashed and burned with Patrick Swayze.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 27:04Speaker 04

  This was, uh, right when we had come out here, this is probably like 99 or something like that. And, uh, and, you know, I, I was brought over there to say hi to him by, by a girl who actually produced Super Troopers, who said, I know you're a huge, huge fan. And she, she brought me over to meet him, he was with his wife and like his reps. And, uh, and she said, we have a real Patrick Swayze fan in the mix here. And he was like, really?

• 27:32Speaker 04

  And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah. And then everybody was like looking at us. Like to try, like, like proud parents, like they wanted to see what was gonna happen.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:40Speaker 04

  And I did do something brazen, I said, um, hey, Patrick, let's go talk over here. And I pulled him away from his group. And I got him to like, uh, like a nice, like Japanese lantern, and there we were. And, uh, and I was looking, I was looking into those, like, those steel, blue, gray eyes of his. I was like, holy fuck, it's Patrick Swayze.

• 28:02Speaker 05

  What have I been?

• 28:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, and, uh, I, I could, I could feel myself locking up.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 28:08Speaker 04

  And all, all I was able to say was, so, so, uh, what kind of a name is Swayze?

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he did a bit?

• 28:15Speaker 04

  And he was like, no, he.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 28:18Speaker 04

  He said, uh, it's, it's British. And I was like, oh, I didn't realize British names had Z's in them. And he was like, oh. And then I was like, uh,

• 28:29Speaker 04

  tell me, tell me about Youngblood.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 28:33Speaker 04

  And he, and he goes, uh, he goes, what do you want to know? And I was like, anything.

• 28:37Speaker 05

  Just get me out of here.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  You felt like you were drowning.

• 28:39Speaker 04

  I was drowned.

• 28:43Speaker 04

  At that point in time, he told, he told me a story, but I did catch like, like, subtly like a little, like twitch in his hand. And, uh, all of a sudden Matt Dillon walked over and, and said, excuse me, bub, and, and got between us with his back to me.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  He called you bub?

• 28:57Speaker 04

  Bub. And, and I realized that Swayze had given a little signal.

• 29:03Speaker 05

  Sign, like.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, you got the signal.

• 29:06Speaker 04

  I got the signal.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 29:08Speaker 04

  And so, and so, and I realized after a couple of minutes, I was like, it's fucking over for me. And I like, and I walked away, but, okay, so then we make Super Troopers.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:16Speaker 04

  And stuff, like, we know going into the Sundance Film Festival that Stuff Magazine was gonna sponsor a party for us. And so, uh, and then our publicist, or whatever, producer comes running in, he's like, guess whose publicist just called to have them put on the guest list for the party? I was like, P Sways? He goes, fucking Patrick Swayze.

• 29:32Speaker 05

  P Sways.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow, P Sways.

• 29:34Speaker 04

  And so I knew, I knew I was gonna get a second crack at him.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so.

• 29:38Speaker 05

  Okay, but here we go. You're back, you, you have the confidence.

• 29:41Speaker 04

  Right, but this isn't him being a dick, which I think is, if the guy's a dick, I'm not going for a fucking double dick.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 29:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:47Speaker 04

  But if I fucked up, I was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna conquer this shit.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, good.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  And so sure enough, he shows up at our party, we've, we've played some, uh, Super Troopers has played, he shows up at the party, and I see him across the party, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna, my heart, my heart's pounding. And he's looking around, looking around, and he sees me and he does a double take. And I'm like, and he walks right up to me, and he's like, have we met before? And I was like, no, we have not.

• 30:13Speaker 04

  And he's like, I swear we've met.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:15Speaker 04

  We've definitely met. I'm like, no, no, no. We haven't. And he's like, oh, no. The movie, Super Troopers. I just watched it. You had a mustache in there. You don't have it. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 30:26Speaker 04

  And so then we were on and we had some, we all partied with them. We had drinks, we had laughs and it was all, and it, that night, I had the time of my life.

• 30:34Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but can I say something? He doesn't even remember that.

• 30:40Speaker 04

  No, it's exactly.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:41Speaker 04

  Exactly. You just had to.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Do you think he remembers that?

• 30:44Speaker 03

  He's dead.

• 30:45Speaker 05

  He's dead.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 30:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's, yeah, yeah. He doesn't remember.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  He did pass, did he not? Yeah, yeah. Sorry. I'm a little off today. I'm so sorry. Am I off? Okay.

• 30:55Speaker 03

  Patrick Swayze is dead. Our movie is already out in theaters.

• 31:01Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna talk about it.

• 31:02Speaker 04

  And his name is Victorious Big Cock.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna talk about it.

• 31:05Speaker 03

  No, it's something I want to talk about. You just said, is it gonna come out soon?

• 31:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  And it's already out.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  It's already out, guys. So let me ask you this question, okay?

• 31:12Speaker 03

  You don't have to talk about it now.

• 31:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:13Speaker 03

  I was just mentioning it.

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, since we're, the boat's going there.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 31:17Speaker 04

  Jay's, I, I, I know, I've known Jay for thirty plus years. He's a little mad at you right now. I can tell.

• 31:21Speaker 03

  About what?

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

• 31:23Speaker 05

  Is it the voice?

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Oh, go with it?

• 31:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, go.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no. Are you really mad at me? Because we're, it's animal practice, that's why.

• 31:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, animal hospital.

• 31:31Speaker 03

  I work on animal.

• 31:32Speaker 05

  Animal thing.

• 31:32Speaker 03

  Control and practice. I work on all the animals.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Cause I want you to, if you had a resentment toward me, I would like you to say it.

• 31:42Speaker 03

  Yeah. Just remember, he said it out of the blue. So he may be trying to throw his own resentment back at me.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 31:50Speaker 03

  The source is right here.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 31:52Speaker 04

  Cause as we know, I'm very resentful today.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  This is your last thing?

• 31:56Speaker 04

  This is it. No, no, I'm happy. I'm happy.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gotta be happy.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  You gonna shave that mustache?

• 32:00Speaker 04

  I am going to.

• 32:01Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 32:02Speaker 04

  I was gonna shave it before. My wife was like, why don't you just complete the, the press and then shave it?

• 32:07Speaker 05

  Or maybe shave half. That could be fun.

• 32:09Speaker 04

  Hmm. I mean, I'll tell you what, shaving a mustache like this is actually always delightful.

• 32:13Speaker 05

  Is it real? Why?

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you look good with it on.

• 32:15Speaker 04

  Thank you, thank you.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Doesn't it look good, good with it on?

• 32:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:18Speaker 05

  Do you have a big upper lip?

• 32:21Speaker 03

  Huge.

• 32:22Speaker 04

  Go on, go on.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, cat.

• 32:23Speaker 03

  Huge.

• 32:23Speaker 05

  What?

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, it's huge, yeah.

• 32:25Speaker 05

  It is? Because sometimes I was seeing a guy who had a mustache and then he shaved it off. He had no upper lip.

• 32:30Speaker 04

  Well, that's always the illusion anyway. It's like, when you, when you shave the mustache, it's gonna, my face is gonna look like a cat mouth. It's gonna, it's gonna look weird.

• 32:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:36Speaker 04

  But you're, you're right on the money with that because like, um, like the most impressive mustaches in history, like Sam Elliott.

• 32:42Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:43Speaker 04

  And, and, um, Tom Selleck and Wilford Brimley.

• 32:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:46Speaker 04

  Don't forget him.

• 32:47Speaker 03

  Bobby Lee.

• 32:47Speaker 04

  They have, and Bobby. They have a lot of, uh, upper lip from nose, nose to lip is prime real estate. Like Sam Elliott, I, I saw him without his mustache, like two and a half inches.

• 32:57Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 32:58Speaker 04

  From here to here. So all that becomes mustache when they, when they grow it.

• 33:01Speaker 05

  That's amazing.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Is it really?

• 33:04Speaker 05

  I think so.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:05Speaker 05

  I do.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  You look like you come from a hairy folk.

• 33:08Speaker 05

  I do.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:08Speaker 00

  You're right, he does.

• 33:09Speaker 03

  I, uh, look at all that space. I played golf in Canada recently and, uh, the guy I was playing with, I'm like, does this dude have a Hitler mustache? And I'm talking to him and he was a Republican from California. I'm like, okay, maybe. Uh, but then he was so nice to me and we were playing with two Koreans. Uh, and, and I was like, dude's got a Hitler mustache. And then I realized that what had happened is that the hair out of his nose had grown down to here.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:47Speaker 03

  And that he just didn't have anybody at home to help him out. And I was like, this is.

• 33:51Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 33:52Speaker 03

  I'm like, and who, who am I to say, hey, bro, you got a Hitler mustache here?

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So you never said anything?

• 33:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 33:58Speaker 03

  No. I thought it was too funny to leave alone.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:02Speaker 04

  Did he put product in it? Like, like? Yeah, I mean.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  No, I don't think he intentionally made it look a certain way, but it was exactly in this section. It was exactly.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  I know a lot of Asians, they can't grow hair here. So they do a reverse Hitler and they leave.

• 34:19Speaker 04

  Just the outside.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  They only have the outside and then they have a bunch of empty space here.

• 34:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Which I don't, I don't know if I like it.

• 34:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, whether you like it or not, it's not asso, not associated with the Holocaust, right? So it's, it's okay. It's fine.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  That's true, that's true.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  Reverse Hitler's fun.

• 34:39Speaker 04

  It's a good point.

• 34:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  It's a really, really good point, yeah. So is there gonna be a fourth movie?

• 34:45Speaker 04

  I hope so. We'll see. We'll, we mean.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  But, and when you did the second movie, you were like, oh, that was it? In your mind?

• 34:51Speaker 04

  No, no, I think we already knew we were gonna do a third.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  And when'd you do the third?

• 34:56Speaker 04

  Would we do the third?

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  No, when did you do the third?

• 34:58Speaker 04

  Oh, it's out right now.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  I know, okay, I know, no, no.

• 35:00Speaker 03

  October of last year.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  October last year. But what was the year, the years between the second and the third? How long?

• 35:06Speaker 03

  Eight years.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  That's what I know. That's why I'm not a good journalist.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or you're doing good.

• 35:11Speaker 03

  Eight years.

• 35:11Speaker 04

  You're doing great.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 35:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. I've been doing fucking eleven years on this thing.

• 35:17Speaker 04

  It's a great podcast.

• 35:18Speaker 03

  Why do you, you look to these two guys you pay to tell you you're doing great? Is that, is that the dynamic here, Bobby?

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  I need it sometimes. Don't you need, don't?

• 35:26Speaker 03

  Is that, you don't?

• 35:27Speaker 05

  Oh, I don't know if he likes me all the time, so it's.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  I love you. What are you talking about?

• 35:32Speaker 05

  Really?

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why would you do this podcast all the time if I didn't, you know?

• 35:35Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  You're in my house, you know, I trust you.

• 35:38Speaker 05

  I know.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:39Speaker 04

  You guys have a good balance. You have a good balance.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:41Speaker 05

  We try.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Also, you know, we're going to, where are we going tomorrow?

• 35:44Speaker 05

  Today.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, today. Where are we going today?

• 35:46Speaker 05

  Australia.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Australia.

• 35:49Speaker 00

  You're leaving today?

• 35:50Speaker 04

  For real?

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like in an hour or two.

• 35:52Speaker 05

  We're leaving soon, yeah.

• 35:53Speaker 00

  What?

• 35:54Speaker 04

  Uh, uh, okay, where are you doing shows? All over?

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're gonna go Sydney, Brisbane, um.

• 36:00Speaker 04

  Melbourne?

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:02Speaker 04

  Gold Coast?

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all the four.

• 36:04Speaker 04

  Adelaide, Adelaide?

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. We don't know. We don't know. I'm gonna do four and then I'm gonna come back.

• 36:09Speaker 05

  And then we go to New Zealand, too.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  We do New Zealand?

• 36:12Speaker 05

  New Zealand. We do New Zealand.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  But I'm not doing, do you guys, I'm not doing the, I'm not doing The Hobbit.

• 36:17Speaker 05

  No, why not?

• 36:18Speaker 03

  They asked you and you said no?

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  The movie? Oh, do the movie The Hobbit? No, I would fucking do it for free. What are you talking about?

• 36:26Speaker 03

  I was.

• 36:27Speaker 04

  Oh, like you can take a tour?

• 36:28Speaker 05

  He wants to.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm not, cause sometimes you bring openers on the road and they're like, we wanna do all these things. I'm not doing it.

• 36:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm not fucking doing it.

• 36:36Speaker 03

  You wanna go see The Hobbit?

• 36:37Speaker 05

  I just get excited about different things when we go traveling.

• 36:41Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 36:41Speaker 05

  I get excited for the.

• 36:42Speaker 03

  That's natural curiosity.

• 36:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:44Speaker 04

  And by the way, I'm all for that.

• 36:47Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 36:47Speaker 04

  Yeah. It's good to, like, I think it's good to sometimes do the tourist things. Cause those things are going to be, it's a greatest hit. You're looking at greatest hits of the, of the city or the state.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  Send us a picture from the Hobbit tour.

• 36:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  But you both have children, right?

• 37:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think through their eyes, you're whimsical in that way, but I don't have any children. So there's no lens of being whimsical.

• 37:09Speaker 00

  This doesn't look exciting to you?

• 37:10Speaker 05

  Look at this.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  It's a two hour, I have to drive two hours to get there.

• 37:16Speaker 03

  All the chairs will be a little smaller.

• 37:19Speaker 00

  This is like one of his favorite movies, Lord of the Rings.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do love them, but it's like, you know?

• 37:24Speaker 04

  You could put a skid mark on one of those chairs?

• 37:29Speaker 04

  They would, they would frame it and Bobby Lee's skid mark.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, yeah. I mean, if there was, like, Mines and Warrior or, you know what I mean? We also had Mount Doom.

• 37:40Speaker 04

  Well, how do you, are those things not there? Is it just?

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  It's just Hobbiton.

• 37:44Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  You wait, you don't know about the world?

• 37:46Speaker 04

  No, no, I, I do. I have a, I have a book with the map of the whole thing, Mordor and all that.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:52Speaker 04

  I'm just not familiar with what exists in New Zealand. So you're telling me that, uh, Mordor is not part of this tour?

• 38:00Speaker 05

  I've got some.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think Mordor would.

• 38:02Speaker 03

  I wouldn't, I wouldn't go to this thing either, by the way, but it's for an entirely different reason, which is, I don't really like hobbits.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  I don't buy it. I don't buy anybody's that innocent.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, snap.

• 38:15Speaker 00

  I like that take.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a really good take.

• 38:17Speaker 03

  When I saw the movie, I'm like, eh.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They also smoking weed? What's that all about?

• 38:22Speaker 04

  That's pretty sweet.

• 38:23Speaker 05

  Hobbits?

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good.

• 38:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:25Speaker 04

  They're all high.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  They're all high.

• 38:26Speaker 04

  Gandalf is high as.

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  They drink a lot?

• 38:28Speaker 04

  They party. They like to fuck.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're fuck machines.

• 38:31Speaker 04

  They eat lots of food.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a lot of pride.

• 38:34Speaker 04

  Like second breakfast and all that.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Second breakfast, yeah, apple.

• 38:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:37Speaker 05

  Apple. Second breakfast.

• 38:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  Second is, yeah.

• 38:41Speaker 04

  Their diet's a little boring. It's very, you know, it's like, it's.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Potatoes, carrots.

• 38:45Speaker 04

  It's like a very UK.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  It's very UK, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:47Speaker 05

  Root vegetables.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, root vegetables.

• 38:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's not.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  They, they, they're not risk takers.

• 38:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're scared.

• 38:54Speaker 04

  I mean, that's, uh, I mean.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's why the story's so great.

• 38:57Speaker 04

  I mean, Bill, what's his name? Bilbo? What's?

• 38:59Speaker 05

  Bilbo Baggins.

• 39:00Speaker 04

  Frodo, Frodo.

• 39:01Speaker 05

  Frodo.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  Frodo and, yeah.

• 39:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, he took on.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Sam, Samwise Gamgee?

• 39:04Speaker 04

  Sam got the, the fool of a took.

• 39:10Speaker 04

  Right? Isn't that what Gandalf called him?

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude.

• 39:12Speaker 05

  Bobby's just really impressed by.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  You just, yeah, I really, you really brought me back just now.

• 39:16Speaker 05

  We should go to Hobbiton. You should come with us.

• 39:18Speaker 04

  I, I, I, so here's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I don't know about visiting Hobbiton.

• 39:25Speaker 04

  I would do all the other things. I really would. I'd do all the other things. But Hobbiton to me was always the least interesting place.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you've been there before?

• 39:32Speaker 04

  Uh, no, I saw the movie.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sorry.

• 39:36Speaker 04

  Well, I mean, although, you know, that's where they're getting high and getting drunk and fucking.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:41Speaker 05

  Hobbiton?

• 39:42Speaker 04

  Is Hobbiton.

• 39:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  And apparently you can do, before, there was no interior, but the interior wasn't furnished.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

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• 40:12Speaker 05

  Ankle pushups.

• 40:13Speaker 00

  Because the nicotine was confusing you.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  It was confusing my mind.

• 40:15Speaker 05

  I hate, yeah.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And I was crashing out a lot as well.

• 40:18Speaker 05

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• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  Just pop one pouch in for five minutes before you run, workout, or work day, and you'll feel it sharpen your mind and lift your energy by the time you start by baby.

• 40:49Speaker 05

  That's so awesome.

• 40:50Speaker 00

  So are you guys using this before you go onstage or when you're writing?

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  When I'm working, when I'm working, going for a long walk, and also when I do standup, I do take it.

• 40:58Speaker 05

  Long walks and standup.

• 40:59Speaker 00

  So you went from being an athletic runner to just long walks?

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  I do power speed workouts.

• 41:03Speaker 00

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• 41:05Speaker 05

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• 41:11Speaker 00

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• 42:09Speaker 05

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• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  She just saw, yeah, Haperton. She just saw all the houses from the outside?

• 43:17Speaker 03

  No little chairs?

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. But now, apparently, they've done the interior.

• 43:20Speaker 05

  Oh, they got the money.

• 43:22Speaker 03

  Still not going.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  Even if your parents, I mean, your kids were like, daddy, daddy, please.

• 43:27Speaker 03

  No, they can, they can.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know how old they're.

• 43:30Speaker 03

  20 and 21.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  Maybe still doing it.

• 43:34Speaker 03

  They can go if they want to, you know.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:37Speaker 04

  Will you go alone?

• 43:38Speaker 05

  I'll go alone, yeah. Why not?

• 43:40Speaker 04

  Will you feel bad if she goes alone?

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  No, absolutely not, because, you know, her life is as her own.

• 43:46Speaker 04

  Right.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I know that came out weird. Can I get that line again?

• 43:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, one more time.

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Ask me, give me the line.

• 43:54Speaker 04

  Will you, what was the question?

• 43:58Speaker 03

  Will you, will you care if she goes alone?

• 44:01Speaker 04

  Will you care if she goes alone?

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Nah. Her life is her own. Fuck. Her life is her own? Do it again.

• 44:07Speaker 03

  This is exactly, exactly like every day on Animal Planet.

• 44:12Speaker 03

  I'm like, cut.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  Give me another shot.

• 44:13Speaker 03

  Can we bring the line in for him, please?

• 44:15Speaker 05

  Crystal, take his line.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me the line, please.

• 44:17Speaker 04

  Okay. Do you care if she goes alone?

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  Nah. Her life is her own.

• 44:22Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 44:24Speaker 00

  The wow was fantastic.

• 44:27Speaker 03

  Are you gonna keep all three takes in there?

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna send all three. Yeah, yeah.

• 44:31Speaker 04

  You should.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is it hard to watch tapes?

• 44:34Speaker 03

  Uh, no, I mean, it's, it's, you ultimately mostly just zip through them. If, once there's a mistake, you zip through it.

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 44:45Speaker 03

  We don't watch all the slow-ass forgetting, forgetting of lines and all. Not that you did. You didn't do that.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  What I'm asking is that when you do audition people for, to be in the movie, is right?

• 44:55Speaker 03

  Oh, oh, those things?

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  You left that part out.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:00Speaker 03

  You said, is it, is it hard to watch tapes?

• 45:02Bobby Lee?

  Tapes.

• 45:03Speaker 03

  Oh, tapes.

• 45:04Speaker 05

  Tapes of other people.

• 45:05Speaker 04

  Audition tapes.

• 45:05Speaker 05

  Audition ones.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, am I not being clear?

• 45:07Speaker 00

  No, I don't, you're not being clear.

• 45:09Speaker 04

  I thought, I thought what you meant was, is it hard to watch, like, because he was asking if you were gonna keep all three.

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:16Speaker 04

  If you were saying, do you, when you watch different takes, do you watch them, is it hard?

• 45:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, is it hard to watch all the takes, tapes of a scene? I thought maybe you just used.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  I think there was a big jump from, I had no.

• 45:27Speaker 03

  All the way to auditions. Is it hard to watch auditions? No, I mean, you kind, is that what you want to know?

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:35Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 45:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did it so eloquently that.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  As soon as you see somebody, you're like, yes, no, maybe, and then you kind of just watch a little, and then if they're no, you just jump.

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 45:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Is it, is it hard when there's a friend in there?

• 45:50Speaker 03

  You watch that one.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but in room?

• 45:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:54Speaker 04

  I think it's harder for them. I think it's harder for your friend to come in, because it's sort of like the crashing and burning thing. Like, I, like, when we've had friends come in and read for us, I think all of a sudden, they feel immense pressure. Because we're just judging them.

• 46:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:08Speaker 03

  It's hard.

• 46:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  For them.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like, if you guys called me in, I'd be nervous.

• 46:13Speaker 03

  Yeah. We already have the parts.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you already have.

• 46:17Speaker 03

  What do we care?

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you wrote it.

• 46:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:19Speaker 04

  Yeah. I'm in.

• 46:20Speaker 05

  Do you kind of like, do you feign, like, interest, or do you just keep a straight face?

• 46:25Speaker 03

  I'm actually interested.

• 46:27Speaker 05

  Yeah?

• 46:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:28Speaker 05

  So you're like, your friend goes in and does okay?

• 46:30Speaker 03

  I smile a lot, I laugh, and everybody who leaves the room thinks they have the part. That's the criticism of me. Because they're like, man, I really thought I got it.

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's you then. Your reaction's too good.

• 46:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  No, you have to be, like, stern.

• 46:45Speaker 05

  But then he loses a friendship, maybe, right?

• 46:47Speaker 03

  Well, you know, they talk about the Saturday Night Live audition and how nobody laughs. I don't know if that's true. I never auditioned for it, but I don't think that's the right way to make a comedian feel good.

• 46:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's, it's counterproductive. You, you want a nice, warm room.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  And it's hard to, you know, exude that in a tape now, right?

• 47:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  To connect in that one?

• 47:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  It's fucking weird.

• 47:11Speaker 03

  It's hard.

• 47:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:12Speaker 04

  There's no bullshit at the beginning of the session where you can go.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  That's, sometimes the bullshit gets you the job.

• 47:18Speaker 05

  Totally.

• 47:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Am I not right?

• 47:20Speaker 05

  100%.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. My favorite is, remember when I fucked up with the director? No, the director.

• 47:27Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  So I had this one, I auditioned for this thing many years ago, maybe in the late 90s. It was like a horror movie. It was like this, like, European, you know, heavyset director. And after my audition, I, there was a, it was a crying scene, too. And I did it pretty good. And he go, and then, you know, when the director asks you to stay, that's a good thing. He goes, let's talk for a bit. In my mind, I'm like, I heard this is a good thing.

• 47:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Right? And eventually, I, 10 minutes in, he said something very funny. In the midst of laughter, I go, fatty, and I poked his belly.

• 48:00Speaker 03

  Oh, my gosh.

• 48:03Speaker 00

  Why did you do that?

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then he goes, please, leave. And I laughed. And I remember being in the hallway going, what are you, what are you doing?

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  Like, what are you doing?

• 48:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 48:18Speaker 00

  What was the answer to that question?

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  My instinct. Don't go with your instinct. Don't go with your comedy, with your comedy instinct, yeah. Because I thought I was gonna get a laugh for some reason.

• 48:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  I must have, that, that must have been the reason why I did that.

• 48:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 48:30Speaker 04

  No.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  You've never done anything that bad.

• 48:32Speaker 05

  You took a big swing. I think that's good.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  It's a big swing. Too big.

• 48:36Speaker 05

  Maybe too big.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Too big, yeah.

• 48:37Speaker 05

  You poked him.

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  I show hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:42Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:43Speaker 04

  I feel bad. That story makes me feel bad.

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  You've never had audition stories like that?

• 48:49Speaker 03

  Not like that.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  Well, I mean, on the one hand, like, I think it's cool that you, you know, you let your instincts just take over and flow like that. Like, you just went with your impulse. But I feel bad that you were, that it was such a bad impulse.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was really bad.

• 49:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz it sounds like you had the part.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and in motion, you knew.

• 49:14Speaker 05

  Oh, you knew before you poked yourself?

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Before I even made contact, I knew. What are you doing?

• 49:19Speaker 04

  I shouldn't be doing that.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  But I had already committed to the motion.

• 49:24Speaker 04

  And so your brain had already said, don't do this, and then you touched him, and then you went fatty.

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Because it was a memorized response.

• 49:33Speaker 05

  But it was a defeated fatty. He already knew.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think so.

• 49:37Speaker 05

  Fatty.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  He threw you out that quickly?

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  It was pretty bad, yeah.

• 49:40Speaker 05

  Was he fat?

• 49:42Speaker 03

  What did you expect to happen? That he would laugh and be like, I am fatty.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  How did you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. I didn't think clearly enough. Yeah, I didn't think.

• 49:56Speaker 03

  I mean, you had the part.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I think I did. I think I did.

• 49:59Speaker 00

  Oh, self sabotage?

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, maybe it's self sabotage. You think I purposely did that, subconsciously?

• 50:04Speaker 00

  Maybe.

• 50:05Speaker 05

  I don't think so.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if I did that.

• 50:07Speaker 05

  I think you were just in the moment. You're like, I got it, the energy's like high, and you're just like, we're one in fucking fatty.

• 50:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're friends now, fatty.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  But I also was like, like telling stories. So it's just like, you know what I mean, I'd be up too, you know what I mean?

• 50:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  Fatty.

• 50:25Speaker 04

  See, I didn't like it either.

• 50:30Speaker 00

  He knew it was coming.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  You don't like it?

• 50:31Speaker 04

  Well, it's also invasive.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're right, you're right.

• 50:34Speaker 04

  Like, it's like a...

• 50:35Speaker 05

  It's a weird spot.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  It's like a Wegovy shot or something, out of nowhere.

• 50:38Speaker 04

  Well, cuz there's also more to it than this thing. It's like, anybody coming at your midsection, you're always like, you're always gonna flinch.

• 50:46Speaker 00

  She did like a shoulder, like, punch, maybe?

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, yeah.

• 50:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like, you know, think quick. You always like, oh.

• 50:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, this is a very sensitive kind of...

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  This is it. Fatty, I should've cut out.

• 50:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, definitely should've cut it.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Definitely, right?

• 50:57Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Thank you, Jay. Thank you, Jay.

• 51:00Speaker 04

  There's three things.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  All right, there's three things that wrong. I can only think of two, but...

• 51:04Speaker 04

  Well, one is just the approach of the...

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a thing?

• 51:07Speaker 04

  Well, that's what I'm saying. There's a flinch, there's a tension that happens before.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:10Speaker 04

  And then this thing is like a penetration, right? This is like...

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 51:13Speaker 05

  Two.

• 51:13Speaker 04

  Physically uncomfortable, and then the fatty, obviously.

• 51:16Speaker 03

  I have a fourth.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, Jay.

• 51:20Speaker 03

  When you clearly have the role, your, your attitude should be like, don't blow it.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so this is the first time I've killed it in an audition, really, one of the first. So it's like, I didn't know what to do.

• 51:37Speaker 05

  Your adrenaline is...

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  It's almost as if, it's like, you know, I have the cat, I have the fish.

• 51:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, like, what do I...

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  It's up above the water.

• 51:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  Right? I have the basket.

• 51:46Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  And I just throw it back in. I mean, I don't know.

• 51:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:51Speaker 05

  Do you know what, like, of Mice and Men, when he squeezes the rabbit?

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  Lenny?

• 51:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, squeezes the rabbit too hard?

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:57Speaker 05

  That might have been the fatty part.

• 51:59Speaker 04

  You killed it.

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  I killed, I killed it.

• 52:00Speaker 04

  Now, did you ever get a second crack? We've been, our theme here is like getting second chances. Have you run into this?

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen that man before in my life.

• 52:08Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 52:08Speaker 03

  How did the movie turn out?

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't even remember, because it's like, when I block out things I've read for, and they're, there's, it's tied to some sort of traumatic event.

• 52:17Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Cuz I still replay that in my head.

• 52:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:26Speaker 00

  Was it a famous, was it Peter Jackson?

• 52:29Speaker 04

  Was it Guillermo del Toro?

• 52:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  It could have been Guillermo, I don't know.

• 52:33Speaker 04

  What's his name?

• 52:36Speaker 04

  Guill...

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  Is that good enough?

• 52:40Speaker 04

  That's pretty, that's fine.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I can't do the...

• 52:42Speaker 04

  Guillermo?

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't, I can't do that part.

• 52:45Speaker 00

  The double L?

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I got it, Guillermo.

• 52:47Speaker 05

  There's...

• 52:48Speaker 04

  Guillermo.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Del Toro.

• 52:49Speaker 03

  You poked Guillermo del Toro.

• 52:53Speaker 00

  I wonder what movie it was?

• 52:55Speaker 03

  I mean, was it The Hobbit?

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  But, um, it was a European heavyset director, I remember.

• 53:03Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:04Speaker 03

  Oh, that's Peter Jackson.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've always, oh yeah, he, he was heavyset at the time, no?

• 53:08Speaker 04

  No, he lost weight.

• 53:09Speaker 03

  But he was also from New Zealand. He was from New Zealand.

• 53:11Speaker 05

  Can I ask a question? And this is just a moral thing. If you poked him in the arm, maybe in a less like exposed space...

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  We're going back to the guy?

• 53:21Speaker 05

  The same guy, yeah.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:22Speaker 05

  And you poked him maybe in the arm and said fatty, do you think...

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  I think the fatty is the thing.

• 53:27Speaker 05

  The fatty was the...

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I think we've already come to that conclusion, that the fatty is the thing.

• 53:31Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:32Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think? Yeah.

• 53:33Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:34Speaker 05

  Oh, that was...

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:36Speaker 04

  Yeah. I mean, the whole thing's a, a crash landing. It's like, uh, the whole thing is awful.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  It's not a landing, though, right?

• 53:43Speaker 04

  You're right.

• 53:43Speaker 03

  It's a crash and burn.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  Train wreck.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  That's okay, can I, can I defend myself, right? Right? I got the job. So it's not all disaster, no. I never got it. I'm just saying, when he said...

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  Wait, when he said stay, stay over.

• 53:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  Stay.

• 53:59Speaker 04

  Wait, did he say stay over?

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  That was different.

• 54:02Speaker 04

  That's different.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Come to Neverland Ranch. No, um, no. He said, stay, I wanna get to know you, let's talk.

• 54:07Speaker 00

  Oh, that was...

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  So that's when I knew, I'm like, oh, I heard about this. You know, folklore show business.

• 54:14Speaker 04

  Right.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then, it just, it overcame me.

• 54:19Speaker 04

  You got all fucked up.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:21Speaker 04

  You were so excited. But you have, but you came, what you're saying is you came out of it with the confidence of knowing that you did get the part.

• 54:27Speaker 05

  No.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  It's sad, yeah.

• 54:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Because, you know, back then, you know, I would hang out with Ralphie May and do it.

• 54:33Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  And he would laugh and call me something, you know, man was...

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  Something similar, but we would banter back and forth.

• 54:40Speaker 04

  So you would poke Ralphie May and go fatty? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:47Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, but he's not a, you know, I fucked up, you know.

• 54:52Speaker 00

  Did you guys have anything similar to that level?

• 54:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was gonna say.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  No, these guys are professionals, that's why.

• 54:57Speaker 00

  Maybe, I don't know.

• 54:58Speaker 03

  No.

• 54:59Speaker 04

  No.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  You've never had a bad audition?

• 55:02Speaker 03

  No, I mean, look, I...

• 55:04Speaker 04

  I've only had bad auditions.

• 55:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, it's not even close. I, I interviewed for, to direct The Entourage. They wanted me to direct The Entourage, or Entourage. But I, I told them I, I didn't think their show was very good, uh, and that, that's not really what it's like to sell a movie at Sundance. And I kinda, kinda gave it to them pretty good. And then, when I first, I saw the second episode, like about a year later, I'm like, that was pretty good. And then it became my favorite show. Uh, and of course, they never hired me. It was, you know, it's not calling someone fatty, but it's pretty close.

• 55:46Speaker 03

  I have great regret, you know, great regret.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:49Speaker 03

  Great regret. I could have been like one of HBO's main directors, but, you know, kinda blew it.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of that, that in my life. But you know what? I think it all was meant to happen because it's, it's where I'm at. Do I change anything?

• 56:04Speaker 05

  Well, you can.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  I have a great life.

• 56:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  We all have great lives, do we not?

• 56:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yes.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Steve?

• 56:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Do you think so?

• 56:13Speaker 03

  It just would have been nice to be in that movie, that's all I'm saying. It would have been, as nice as your life is...

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:18Speaker 03

  It would have been also nice to be in this...

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  It would have, yeah, it would have been nice, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I, you know, I've also had like, where, have you ever froze?

• 56:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  On set?

• 56:32Speaker 03

  He froze with Patrick Swayze.

• 56:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right, that's right, you did.

• 56:35Speaker 04

  On set? No, not on set.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. You kill it on set.

• 56:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:40Speaker 04

  But like, uh...

• 56:43Speaker 04

  Well, but like...

• 56:44Speaker 03

  He does, he does.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I know he does. Yeah.

• 56:46Speaker 04

  But we, you know, it's also like, I can't get fired, so it's like...

• 56:49Speaker 03

  Right.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 56:51Speaker 04

  You know, the thing, the only things I've done have been Broken Lizard and the TV show Tacoma FD, which I created. It's like, I'm, I'm good to go.

• 56:59Speaker 03

  True. He could poke me and say fatty, and I'd be like, alright.

• 57:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  Cool.

• 57:05Speaker 04

  Yeah. If I had that guy on Tacoma FD, I would have poked him, called him fatty, and then fired him.

• 57:10Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 57:12Speaker 03

  This one's for Bobby Lee.

• 57:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, oh, tell me who it is, and then, you know, we'll get some revenge.

• 57:18Speaker 03

  He still doesn't remember.

• 57:19Speaker 04

  He doesn't.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember. Like, if you were directing somebody and they did some sort of like slur towards you, would you...

• 57:27Speaker 03

  You know...

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  Has that ever happened?

• 57:28Speaker 03

  I don't care what they say when the camera's, uh, off, as long as when the camera's on, they deliver, cuz that makes me look good. I mean, I...

• 57:40Speaker 03

  I'll tell you, I, I, no one's ever said a slur to me, but someone got awfully close. And it was, I was directing Burt Reynolds on the final day of The Dukes of Hazzard, and he and I had been basically arguing and fighting the whole movie.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 57:55Speaker 03

  Uh, over the fact that he was having trouble remembering his lines due to his pain pill problem. But, uh, sometimes he would get it, sometimes he wouldn't, but, you know. And, and so on the final day, he was, we were in a scene in a barn with the whole cast, Knoxville, Sean McScott, Jessica Simpson, Linda Carter, Joe Don Baker, Willie Nelson, and Burt. And Burt's trying to remember some line, he's trying to remember, he can't remember it, he can't remember it, and he goes, cut, goddamn stupid Indian! And then he looks at me, he goes, not you, me, I'm a quarter Navajo!

• 58:32Speaker 00

  So quick with the intro.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 58:35Speaker 03

  He is a quarter Navajo. I mean, he was talking to himself.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was, yeah. But if he would have stopped at Indian, would you have been mad?

• 58:43Speaker 03

  Uh, I find, I found that whole experience so funny. Like, I find, like, when I used to work with Chevy Chase, and he and I, he would yell at me, and I would kinda argue with him, I'm like, this is fucking awesome.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:56Speaker 03

  Like, I find this experience to be awesome. Now, look, if he said goddamn stupid Indian, I don't know that I would have loved it. You're, you're right, but, you know, I wouldn't have fired him.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  It was the last day, though.

• 59:10Speaker 04

  Didn't he have like regarding his pill situation? Didn't he have like a videotape explaining his?

• 59:18Speaker 03

  Yes, he had a, he had a, I mean, it's like a 15 minute story, so I won't tell, but he had a-

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  We'd love to hear it.

• 59:25Speaker 03

  Really?

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:26Speaker 03

  Okay, so he shows up on the first day, this videotape's gonna come in a little later. Shows up on the first day in his white suit, white hat, white hair, the whole thing. And we've got a five page scene with Johnny Knoxville, Sean William Scott. And they're in jail and he's boss hog supposed to come talk to them. And it's five pages and I realized quickly, he has, he doesn't know a single line of the scene. And I'm like, you know, Knoxville and I are looking at each other like, oh my God, what's gonna happen here? And so I shoot Knoxville and Sean's side of the scene first, so that Burt can practice. We flip around, he still doesn't know any of the lines. I'm like, and he goes, don't worry. I learned a trick from Jimmy Stewart. Get me some note cards.

• 1:00:11Speaker 03

  And we get note cards, we write all his lines on the note cards and tape them to Sean William Scott and Johnny Knoxville's chests. And he's reading the lines. And I'm like, Burt, you gotta look him up in the eyes. He goes, I am looking him up in the eyes, Orson? He called me Orson Welles, day one.

• 1:00:28Speaker 03

  And we got through the scene, it was fine, it was great. And then, then the next day, he knows all his lines. I'm like, okay, this is good. Next day, he doesn't know anything, right? And he's supposed to walk in and tell Linda Carter, he's supposed to say, I like your hair, right? And he walks in, he looks around, he goes, I like it here. And I'm like, no, you like her hair. He goes, who's hair? I'm like, Linda's hair. And he goes, that's pretty good hair. And so it goes back and forth, back and forth. Now we're shooting this like car, oh, the other thing he's doing is he's punching the air by my head, right? He's just punching, just right here, boom. And I said to his assistant, I'm like, is he gonna hit me?

• 1:01:11Speaker 03

  And he goes, I've seen it before.

• 1:01:16Speaker 03

  And he goes, but the good news is, his back is hurting from all the stunts he's done. So he doesn't want any physical contact. So you're probably in luck. But I'm here meanwhile, preparing to be punched by Burt Reynolds. And I'm like, I'm gonna take him by the lapels and just lay him down. I'm like 35, like I got this guy no problem.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:35Speaker 03

  Uh, as long as I can take that first punch. And, but I'm not gonna hit him in the face, cause I, I need him for the movie.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  But you must be pinching yourself too, like this is fucking Burt Reynolds.

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  It's awesome. I love Burt Reynolds. I love the stories he tells, but. So now we're shooting a scene where there are like 25 race cars, 50 police cars. Burt's on stage, like a big stage with a bunch of dignitaries, including Joe Don Baker. And I'm gonna go fly in a helicopter and fly over the racetrack. Uh, and just as I'm going in the helicopter, I get a call in the walkie and it says, hey, Burt's back is hurting. Do you mind if we put an extra in the white suit? I'm like, no problem. So I, I, so I go up and fly around for three hours. What happened on the ground is they said to Burt, hey, Jay said you can go home. He goes, okay.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  No, really?

• 1:02:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, and so he's getting ready to leave and they say to Joe Don Baker, they're like, Joe Don, you can go home too. He goes, I'll stay. And Burt goes, I'll stay too. So he was there for three hours where I flew around in a helicopter, right? The next day, I'm waiting with Jessica Simpson by the General Lee, waiting to shoot a scene. And Burt's not showing up, right? And I'm like, what are we gonna do? And then this 19 year old kid comes up, he goes, hey, Burt wants to talk to you in his trailer. And I was like, okay. And he looks at the, the producers, used to run Warner Brothers, he goes, he wants to talk to you too. And the second AD is from Texas, he goes, he wants to talk to you too. And so the four of us, the 19 year old leads us across the campground about a mile away.

• 1:02:56Speaker 03

  And we knock on the trailer door, he kicks it open and he's wearing white pants, a white wife beater tank top. He's got white hair here, but black toupee, right?

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:07Speaker 03

  And he goes, get the fuck in here. And so we all file in, including the random 19 year old. And he sits down, we're in like a semi circle around him. He goes, I saw your movie. Super duper pooper scooper. And then there's a knock on the door.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:24Speaker 03

  And a nurse comes in and he stands up, pulls his underwear and pants all the way down. I saw his crunt, okay? And she takes out, what's the crunt?

• 1:03:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:33Speaker 03

  It's the back of your ball sack.

• 1:03:35Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  That's a crunt?

• 1:03:39Speaker 03

  That's a crunt.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, you know that Steve?

• 1:03:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's the space, it's all, just up to the percinium.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but can I ask you though, didn't they call that a taint?

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  The, the crunt is actually technically, it's the area of the taint that touches the asshole.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it's a sub region of the taint?

• 1:03:56Speaker 03

  That's right, that's right.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:58Speaker 03

  He has a very nice crunt. Burt does. So she injects, she injects him with this huge syringe. And he goes, get the fuck out of my trailer. And so she leaves and he sits down. And now he's, he's just, he's really fucked up. And he, and he's like, they say Demerol is good as Percocet. It isn't. Percodan never hurt anybody. Tylenol 3's for amateurs. And he's just rolling through the pain, right? And he starts to kinda whip himself into shape. And he looks at the producer, he goes, I like you. And he looks at the assistant director from Texas, he goes, I like you too. And then he looks at the 19 year old, he goes, I don't know you. Uh, and he looks at me, he goes, but I don't like you.

• 1:04:44Speaker 03

  He goes, you wanna see a real movie? And he frisbees a DVD at me. It says, Burt Reynolds, why my back hurts?

• 1:04:51Speaker 03

  Get the fuck out of my trailer. So we leave the trailer. And the assistant director's like, what do you wanna do, boss? I'm like, let's go watch a movie, right? So we go to my trailer, we put the DVD in and it's every stunt Burt Reynolds has ever done, set to classical music. Sharky's Machine, Smokey and the Bandit, and it's amazing. This guy's so cool. He's falling off buildings. And then we come out and you know, Jessica Simpson's standing there, she goes, are we shooting the scene or what? I'm like, I don't know. And Burt comes out of his trailer, he goes, roll camera. And we're like a mile away, but anyway, whatever. It ends, it ends with that far, that barn scene, you know, I mean, that's how it ended, so.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, he's a legend and you got to give him notes and direction and all that. That's so fucking cool, dude.

• 1:05:35Speaker 03

  He is awesome. I mean, he tells great showbiz stories.

• 1:05:38Speaker 04

  See, I set, I set him up for that last part. I didn't expect the whole front part.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, see what happened when we took a risk here?

• 1:05:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was excellent.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:46Speaker 05

  That's when a risk works out well.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I pushed him to finish the story.

• 1:05:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  And we got so much out of that thing.

• 1:05:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's the opposite of fatty. It's, it's-

• 1:05:56Speaker 05

  It's skinny.

• 1:05:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I fucked up.

• 1:05:59Speaker 04

  I love you.

• 1:06:00Speaker 05

  I love you.

• 1:06:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  I've, I've frozen in auditions before, where I just, nothing comes out.

• 1:06:08Speaker 00

  It's the Amy Poehler one?

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like there was, Amy Poehler had one and she was in the room and I just completely froze.

• 1:06:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I got on beta blockers.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  What? I mean, that's too bad.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:06:22Speaker 03

  It's too bad that you froze in the audition. Is that what we're talking about?

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I am, I'm just trying to-

• 1:06:29Speaker 04

  I, I, I find myself, I can crumble quickly in auditions. Like I, I tried out for that movie Garden State.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:35Speaker 04

  With Zach Braff. And I made a choice, cause I was dating a, a southern girl who instead of poem, she would say poing.

• 1:06:44Speaker 04

  And in the audition, my character has to say the word poem. And so like, I started saying poing.

• 1:06:51Speaker 04

  Just as a choice. And Zach Braff fucking hated it. Like when I did it, he, he was like, poing? And I was like, uh, yeah, poing.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  It's like Korea.

• 1:07:01Speaker 04

  And then he-

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:02Speaker 04

  Do I have a problem?

• 1:07:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's you.

• 1:07:05Speaker 05

  It's a choice.

• 1:07:05Speaker 03

  Poem.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:06Speaker 04

  But then when Jay was talking about the way I say Korea, he went Korea.

• 1:07:11Speaker 03

  That's what it sounds like.

• 1:07:12Speaker 04

  And I was like, does it, do I say Korea?

• 1:07:14Speaker 03

  Sounds like that.

• 1:07:15Speaker 04

  Cause like when you see like the racist-

• 1:07:17Speaker 03

  Sounds like insurance.

• 1:07:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  You're like, you look like you're saying it, you sound like you're saying like during the Korean War, Korea.

• 1:07:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, back when I was in Korea.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, like there's like trauma involved. I think that's what it is. There's trauma.

• 1:07:30Speaker 04

  Korea.

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Korea's fine. Yeah.

• 1:07:33Speaker 04

  But you know, by the way, that story, what the story I was trying to tell back then, Koreatown was, uh,

• 1:07:38Speaker 04

  I remember my neighbor was a Korean lady. And she used to sing God Bless America like seven times a day.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  Do it, the way she would sing it.

• 1:07:47Speaker 04

  I don't.

• 1:07:50Speaker 04

  I shit.

• 1:07:50Speaker 03

  Don't.

• 1:07:50Speaker 04

  I shit.

• 1:07:53Speaker 04

  I shit. Yeah, you do it.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just did it.

• 1:07:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, so like, like, okay, so for instance, I can do, you know, most Spanish accents, cause I'm Hispanic. So if there was a Hispanic thing, you could say to me, do it, and I would do it.

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  Are you 50% or 100%?

• 1:08:06Speaker 04

  I'm 75%.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  You're allowed to do it, yeah.

• 1:08:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  You're allowed to do it.

• 1:08:10Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:08:10Speaker 04

  But so you should do the core, you should do God Bless America in the accent.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, I don't even know the lyrics of God Bless America, but.

• 1:08:16Speaker 04

  But neither did she, that was the thing.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  All right, so you're right, let me give it a go.

• 1:08:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Do, as a woman?

• 1:08:22Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:08:22Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:08:26Speaker 03

  America, my home free town.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good?

• 1:08:33Speaker 04

  That's it.

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  Nice.

• 1:08:34Speaker 04

  Is that what it?

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:36Speaker 00

  Wait, tell them what your dad used to sing Frosty the Snowman.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:08:40Speaker 00

  Was it like?

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:41Speaker 00

  Christmas.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  Frost, no, you go.

• 1:08:43Speaker 00

  Frost.

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  Frosty, you're a good guy.

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  Like, you didn't know the words, do you know what I mean? So he was just kinda like.

• 1:08:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:51Speaker 04

  I'm gonna TJ up again. Jay's uncle does Twinkle Twinkle Little Star like a motherfucker. Like a motherfucker. Give it to him.

• 1:09:01Speaker 03

  Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

• 1:09:06Speaker 03

  How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky.

• 1:09:16Speaker 00

  Shakespeare.

• 1:09:18Speaker 05

  That was beautiful.

• 1:09:19Speaker 03

  That was really beautiful.

• 1:09:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  Do you get nervous doing other people's accents?

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  Um, not really.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  Nowadays?

• 1:09:28Speaker 03

  Not privately.

• 1:09:28Speaker 04

  If a camera was going, yeah, I mean, like.

• 1:09:30Speaker 03

  Not privately.

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, privately among comics, you know.

• 1:09:34Speaker 04

  No, if we were in a car right now, just the two of us, I would do that like a motherfucker.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 1:09:39Speaker 04

  I would be delighted.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you giggle and you laugh, yeah.

• 1:09:43Speaker 04

  Yeah. Our asses off.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your asses off.

• 1:09:45Speaker 04

  But that is honestly the way I grew up. Like, my group of friends in New York City was, we just had a whole group of it. And we would just attack each other and make fun of each other and laugh at each other, because it was all.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  What's love, you know? I mean, I've talked about this before, back in the day, it's dock workers from different countries. And the way they were able to bond on those docks is to make fun of each other.

• 1:10:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  And rip on each other's skin and accents.

• 1:10:11Speaker 04

  But, yeah.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:13Speaker 05

  Do you guys ever do, like, Boston accents, New York accents?

• 1:10:16Speaker 03

  Sure, absolutely.

• 1:10:17Speaker 05

  Would you mind doing a Boston accent for me?

• 1:10:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:10:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, Tom Terrific, he's got his Ugg boots and I'm going over to Legal Seafood for some clam chowder.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 1:10:31Speaker 03

  It's pretty good.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  That's good. Can I try?

• 1:10:33Speaker 05

  No, I just wanted to see.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  Can I try? Clam chowder.

• 1:10:38Speaker 00

  That sounds Asian.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  No, it doesn't, dude.

• 1:10:41Speaker 04

  The Boston accent's a very hard accent to do.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, I'm Bobby Kennedy.

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 1:10:50Speaker 04

  Well, sure, there's those ones.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to do that one.

• 1:10:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:54Speaker 03

  Bosscore and stuff.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is that not work, is that not working?

• 1:10:58Speaker 05

  You sound like Stephen Hawking.

• 1:11:00Speaker 04

  It's working for me.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:01Speaker 04

  I don't know about for them.

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  Like, but if I was from Boston, would you, like, be like, hey, there's Tony?

• 1:11:06Speaker 04

  You know the problem with Boston people is?

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:08Speaker 04

  Is, like, they're hypercritical when people try to do their accent. Like, they're jerks about it.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:11:13Speaker 04

  They're like, it's fucking wicked terrible, your accent.

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  You know, I've never made love to an East Coast girl.

• 1:11:18Speaker 03

  Ever?

• 1:11:19Bobby Lee?

  Ever.

• 1:11:20Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:11:21Bobby Lee?

  Ever.

• 1:11:21Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:11:22Speaker 05

  Are you sure?

• 1:11:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm 100% positive.

• 1:11:24Speaker 00

  Only West Coast.

• 1:11:25Speaker 05

  Have you asked?

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  Midwest, Midwest, yeah.

• 1:11:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, Midwest.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  But East Coast, never.

• 1:11:28Speaker 05

  Never?

• 1:11:29Speaker 04

  Do you only make love, or do you ever, like?

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  I only make love.

• 1:11:31Speaker 04

  Fuck.

• 1:11:35Speaker 00

  He only makes love.

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  I only make love, dude, smooth love, dude.

• 1:11:37Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:11:38Speaker 05

  Smooth.

• 1:11:39Speaker 04

  So if we were looking at a map, like, with, you know, different colors, depending on lovemaking by state.

• 1:11:45Speaker 03

  All the thumbtacks would be in west of, uh.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 1:11:48Speaker 03

  Illinois.

• 1:11:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:50Speaker 04

  Okay, so all along, I bet you've just laid it all up and down the West Coast.

• 1:11:53Bobby Lee?

  From Toledo, you know what I mean, west, yes.

• 1:11:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, you got any pushpins in Australia or New Zealand yet?

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I've never, and I'm about to leave tonight.

• 1:12:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, my girlfriend's upstairs, I have a girlfriend.

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't wanna get caught, you know what I mean, but it's like, yeah. I mean, you know, I mean, a real stable relationship right now.

• 1:12:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, she's upstairs.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  She's upstairs, yeah.

• 1:12:16Speaker 03

  Is she coming to Australia?

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  No, she's not, but she's gonna, she's gonna go to Hawaii and, you know.

• 1:12:22Speaker 04

  There are a lot of people who believe when you cross an international border that all bets are off, that you can.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Do you believe that?

• 1:12:27Speaker 03

  You're looking at one of them.

• 1:12:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, don't, don't indict me.

• 1:12:31Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought you meant a lot of people, like, you're saying other people.

• 1:12:33Speaker 04

  Other people.

• 1:12:34Speaker 03

  Oh, not you.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:12:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know about that. I think they're wrong.

• 1:12:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, what is?

• 1:12:40Speaker 04

  I'm just, you know.

• 1:12:41Speaker 03

  Is this being piped up to the room upstairs?

• 1:12:44Speaker 00

  There's a livestream.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  You mean, there's a video village or something? No, no, no, no, she's like, she has no idea what I'm doing.

• 1:12:50Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:12:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:51Speaker 04

  She's never been down here in the garage before?

• 1:12:53Bobby Lee?

  Rarely. Yeah, rarely.

• 1:12:55Speaker 03

  It's good that you're in a stable relationship.

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 1:12:58Speaker 04

  Are you engaged, like, are you, how long?

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Steve, don't be uncomfortable.

• 1:13:02Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  All right, so.

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  So, Steve, I've been in this relationship for about a year and a half now.

• 1:13:09Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  Cat knows her. And the problem with it is, is that she once dated a comic that everyone knows. But, you know, I think I'm past that part now.

• 1:13:18Speaker 03

  It's not Gallagher, is it?

• 1:13:23Speaker 00

  Gallagher's brother?

• 1:13:24Bobby Lee?

  Gallagher's brother, no.

• 1:13:26Speaker 03

  Not even Gallagher.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  Because people were going, oh, yeah, go ahead.

• 1:13:30Speaker 04

  Go on. I know, I started, I was gonna say, what is his name, but I don't wanna throw it, go. Is it Gallagher 2? But go.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  Who's?

• 1:13:36Speaker 05

  Gallagher, the sequel, I think.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:39Bobby Lee?

  Is it? We gotta find Gallagher's brother's name now.

• 1:13:43Speaker 00

  Noel Liam and their older brother Paul.

• 1:13:46Speaker 04

  Oh, that's Oasis.

• 1:13:50Speaker 00

  That is Oasis.

• 1:13:51Speaker 04

  That's Oasis, yeah.

• 1:13:53Speaker 03

  That was bad.

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  That was bad.

• 1:13:54Speaker 05

  That was good.

• 1:13:55Speaker 04

  Look up Gallagher 2, just a.

• 1:13:57Speaker 00

  Ron.

• 1:13:58Speaker 05

  Ron.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  Ron. That's his name?

• 1:14:01Speaker 00

  Ron Gallagher.

• 1:14:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:14:02Speaker 03

  Ron Gallagher.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  Like, if your brother stole your act, would you be mad?

• 1:14:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'd be furious.

• 1:14:08Speaker 04

  If he stole my trademark.

• 1:14:10Speaker 05

  Oh, he did the watermelon smash and everything?

• 1:14:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:13Speaker 03

  Does the same, yeah.

• 1:14:14Speaker 04

  Wears the hat, the newsies hat.

• 1:14:16Speaker 05

  Oh, my god.

• 1:14:17Speaker 03

  No, in his defense, he's a twin brother.

• 1:14:19Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh. What do you think?

• 1:14:22Speaker 03

  Well, you're like, you could, it's show business, right? What they should do is get together.

• 1:14:27Speaker 05

  Double act.

• 1:14:28Speaker 03

  Do two acts separately, make double the money, and let's, let's call it a day.

• 1:14:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:14:33Speaker 00

  Jackson Five.

• 1:14:34Speaker 04

  And.

• 1:14:35Speaker 05

  Sklar brothers are twins.

• 1:14:37Speaker 03

  They're fantastic, those guys.

• 1:14:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we love those guys.

• 1:14:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's just like, I wonder how watermelon smashing became a closer, though.

• 1:14:47Speaker 04

  I suppose it's just like workshopping anything, you know, he probably had it like third in his lineup.

• 1:14:51Speaker 03

  What's the biggest fruit?

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  I love this game.

• 1:14:56Speaker 00

  It's a watermelon.

• 1:14:56Bobby Lee?

  Pumpkin.

• 1:14:58Speaker 05

  Pumpkin's not.

• 1:14:58Speaker 03

  Maybe you're right.

• 1:15:01Speaker 03

  You're right.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  No, what's the biggest fruit?

• 1:15:03Speaker 00

  I think it's a watermelon. That's why he chose.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  I think a pumpkin's a vegetable.

• 1:15:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a squ-.

• 1:15:08Speaker 00

  Pumpkin is technically a fruit, but people don't view it as a fruit.

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  But is it bigger than a watermelon?

• 1:15:13Speaker 00

  Absolutely, yeah.

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  Then I win.

• 1:15:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, you win.

• 1:15:15Speaker 04

  Well, what's the world's biggest watermelon in history?

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:20Speaker 05

  That's a good question.

• 1:15:20Speaker 04

  Because these things come in different sizes.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I understand how it works.

• 1:15:23Speaker 04

  Do you?

• 1:15:24Bobby Lee?

  No, not really.

• 1:15:25Speaker 00

  350 pounds.

• 1:15:27Speaker 04

  Watermelon. And give me pumpkin.

• 1:15:31Speaker 05

  Also, what type of animal is 350 pounds? I like to, like, think about it that way.

• 1:15:35Speaker 04

  A capybara.

• 1:15:36Speaker 05

  Capybara's 350?

• 1:15:38Speaker 00

  A pumpkin, uh, beats it.

• 1:15:41Speaker 03

  2,800, you fucking nailed it.

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  I got it.

• 1:15:44Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:15:44Speaker 04

  And I guarantee Gallagher couldn't smash that thing.

• 1:15:47Speaker 05

  No way.

• 1:15:48Bobby Lee?

  Maybe he tried it.

• 1:15:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, so he was like, I got a downside.

• 1:15:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, unless he did, like, Madison Square Garden or something, anyway.

• 1:15:53Speaker 04

  You know, well, I wonder if that's like, not knowing what it's like to smash either of those things, is that the watermelon just came apart so easily, it was never a chance.

• 1:16:00Speaker 03

  Red inside.

• 1:16:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, a couple of times, the pumpkin gave him some problems and didn't deliver.

• 1:16:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's, and then you fall flat on your closer.

• 1:16:08Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:16:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:10Bobby Lee?

  I think the problem with that bit is that it crushed early on in his career. So big, and I just think that he was just chasing it.

• 1:16:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:19Bobby Lee?

  There's no way that that thing crushed, because to close with something, you would have to get, like, a, like, a standing ovation.

• 1:16:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, and certainly after it had crushed, once he was going through the country a second time, people were shouting at him. I bet, I bet he went out there one time without the watermelon, he's trying a new thing.

• 1:16:36Speaker 00

  And they're like, we want the watermelon.

• 1:16:38Speaker 04

  And it was dead quiet, they're like, bring us the watermelon, and everybody else laughs, and then he's like, fuck, I should have done the watermelon.

• 1:16:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:43Speaker 05

  But how about if they don't have any watermelon? How about if they're all out? He's like, I don't have it today. Then what happens?

• 1:16:50Speaker 04

  I, I had, I had that happen. Kevin and I.

• 1:16:53Bobby Lee?

  We don't think Jesus ever.

• 1:16:54Speaker 03

  Well, what country are we living in in this scenario?

• 1:17:00Speaker 05

  Well, I think a sandy country with a lot of sand.

• 1:17:03Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:17:04Speaker 05

  No, it's not a racist thing, I'm just saying there's more sand and.

• 1:17:07Bobby Lee?

  How dare you say it like that?

• 1:17:08Speaker 04

  Are you saying sand to an Indian guy?

• 1:17:09Speaker 05

  No, no, no, I didn't say like.

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm a fourth novel.

• 1:17:14Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:17:15Speaker 03

  As long as you deliver when the cameras are rolling, I don't care what you say.

• 1:17:17Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:17:19Speaker 04

  No, Kevin and I, when Kevin Heffern and I were on the road, we, we used to have people come up on stage and we would have a sexy peach eating contest. Where they had to, like, really, like, make love, like, eat the peach and make love to it, and then the winner of that got awarded a special prize, but one time, somebody was like, oh, it's not peach season.

• 1:17:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:17:38Speaker 04

  And there we were.

• 1:17:39Bobby Lee?

  What to do, what to do?

• 1:17:40Speaker 04

  We didn't know.

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:41Speaker 04

  We didn't know what to do.

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  So what'd you choose?

• 1:17:43Speaker 04

  I think.

• 1:17:43Bobby Lee?

  You canceled it?

• 1:17:44Speaker 05

  Squash?

• 1:17:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, we just called the whole thing off.

• 1:17:47Speaker 05

  Get to it.

• 1:17:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:48Speaker 04

  No, I don't remember what we did.

• 1:17:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:50Speaker 04

  But it was like.

• 1:17:50Bobby Lee?

  That must have killed.

• 1:17:51Speaker 04

  It was a substitute, which wasn't as good.

• 1:17:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but did that bit kill?

• 1:17:54Speaker 04

  Oh, it killed.

• 1:17:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:55Speaker 03

  That's a great idea, I've never heard of it.

• 1:17:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, you'd have people up there, just like, three people next to each other, like, really go, like, some guys would, people would start to make love to the peach on the, on the stage.

• 1:18:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:06Speaker 04

  They'd go for it and everybody.

• 1:18:07Bobby Lee?

  And you're crushing, you could say goodnight at any moment.

• 1:18:09Speaker 04

  We're not even doing anything at that point, we're just collecting the laughs.

• 1:18:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Crushed it, dude.

• 1:18:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:14Bobby Lee?

  Are you still doing standup, Jay, or no?

• 1:18:16Speaker 03

  I am. I have a standup special coming out on the.

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  When is that, when is that?

• 1:18:21Speaker 03

  20th of August on Veeps.

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  Check it out, Veeps.

• 1:18:25Speaker 03

  20th of August.

• 1:18:26Bobby Lee?

  20th of August? How many, this is your fourth special, how many?

• 1:18:29Speaker 03

  Uh, it's really my first and a half. Broken Lizard did a special called Broken Lizard Stands Up, we each did 20 minutes, but this is my first solo special.

• 1:18:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow, congratulations.

• 1:18:40Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:18:41Bobby Lee?

  Give him a round.

• 1:18:41Speaker 00

  It's got a great name, by the way.

• 1:18:43Speaker 05

  Where did you, um?

• 1:18:43Speaker 03

  Round Supremacists.

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:18:47Speaker 05

  Where did you film it?

• 1:18:48Speaker 03

  Chicago, at Thalia Hall.

• 1:18:50Speaker 05

  Oh, cool.

• 1:18:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, there I am.

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, Andy shows, you're doing a, you wanna promote anything?

• 1:18:57Speaker 04

  No, no, I'm good.

• 1:18:58Speaker 05

  This is his last one.

• 1:18:59Speaker 03

  Promote the movie?

• 1:19:00Speaker 04

  Oh, Super Troopers 3.

• 1:19:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, go watch Super Troopers 3 out now, in theaters. Check it out, everybody, thank you so much, guys, for doing that.

• 1:19:09Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  You have fun or no?

• 1:19:11Speaker 04

  I had a great time.

• 1:19:12Speaker 03

  Awesome.

• 1:19:12Bobby Lee?

  So easy.

• 1:19:13Speaker 03

  Have fun in Australia.

• 1:19:14Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 1:19:15Speaker 04

  Are you gonna, are you gonna take your clothes off in Australia?

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, he is.

• 1:19:41Speaker 00

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