Simon Helberg & The Hannibal Lector Advice

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• 1:25Bobby Lee?

  Do you use cans or do you not use cans?

• 1:28Speaker 02

  Is there, are there people who don't use cans?

• 1:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, some people don't like the cans.

• 1:32Speaker 03

  Boxes?

• 1:33Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  We've never had a box on the show, but you know what I mean? If we had one, probably use the cans.

• 1:37Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:38Speaker 03

  I'll use.

• 1:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, if I said box, you wouldn't.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  I would not, no, no.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  I'm gonna just take the can.

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, take the cans, dude. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:46Speaker 02

  What about this guy?

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, earplugs, ears is what I meant.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  I thought you were doing.

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  A bit. I honestly thought you were doing a next level bit with the can thing. Yeah, I, I, yeah, we don't, do they call this the cans? They're called cans. Yeah, they're called cans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were talking about. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, my bad. There's two types of cans. Let's address that.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  You happen to have cans of water?

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Like, that's a rare thing.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  And then you said box.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  You said boxes.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  But also cans.

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a festival. It's a film festival.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  And it's a private.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  I've never been because I've never really been in a good movie.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  Well.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so there's that.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  It's also a body part, and so is box.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. Oh, right.

• 2:30Speaker 02

  Can you cut that out?

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we. We'll cut that part out. We'll cut that part out. We'll cut that part out, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:36Speaker 02

  I'm just gonna keep saying.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  You're becoming edgy.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  The whole thing, a whole.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, is cans a body part?

• 2:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're tits.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, tit. Oh, breasts.

• 2:43Speaker 03

  Breasts.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  All right, right, right.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Two body parts.

• 2:45Speaker 03

  And box.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  And box. What's a box?

• 2:47Speaker 03

  A penis.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  No. No.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  That's kidding.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We'll cut that out. We'll cut that out.

• 2:52Speaker 02

  Can you cut that out?

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll cut that out. Um, so, um, Simon and I have known each other for how long, you think?

• 3:00Speaker 02

  Oh, excuse me. I'm just parched looking at you.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  I wanna, I wanna drink you up. I wanna drink you like water. That's like the, remember, you know Jessie Buckley, the actress?

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  Every speech she gave, there was one speech she gave about Paul Mescal where she was like, "I want to drink you."

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What does that mean, you think?

• 3:20Speaker 02

  It, it sounds, everything sounded so sexual, but then she'd be like, "And Paul, I wanna drink you like water. Also, I wanna thank your girlfriend. She's so lovely." And my husband, I was like, wow.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:30Speaker 02

  I've never said, "I wanna drink you like water."

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, to anybody.

• 3:33Speaker 02

  To somebody that I didn't wanna just, you know.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:36Speaker 02

  Mess around with.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's like when you're in love with somebody, you kinda wanna bite them.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  It's true, so maybe drinking like, also drinking like water isn't really sexy, but the way she said it was higher, it's rogue. Anyway.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, the human body is, um, consisted of a lot of water.

• 3:48Speaker 02

  I think that was her point.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, I don't know. Scientific one. Yeah, scientific point. Yeah, yeah.

• 3:54Speaker 02

  It's always good to be accurate.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  When it's accepted.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  How, what's the percentage of?

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Seventy-three.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, seventy-three percent of the human body is water.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:02Speaker 02

  And then same with the earth, right? Isn't it like more?

• 4:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's the same as the earth.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow, you're blowing my mind. How do you know this, Kat?

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Because everyone knows this.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, okay. So, adult male have how much water in there?

• 4:15Speaker 02

  How much water is in your body? That's not an accurate way to describe what we're talking about.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What does that say, sixty percent?

• 4:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? Female body, fifty-five. Get more water, Kat.

• 4:26Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get up to five percent.

• 4:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're slacking.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  I'm mostly, I'm mostly hormones.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you are? Okay, all right.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  Moody.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, I don't feel like we have water like half of, it's not like an evenly dispersed, we're not like filled up with water. I think that that's not.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 4:41Speaker 02

  Well, I think we are made of water.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  But it's not like from the nipples down.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  Or when you drink water.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 4:49Speaker 02

  It fills up.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, only the upper half.

• 4:52Speaker 02

  I mean, we don't know, though, actually. At the same time, maybe Kat knows.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  In my left foot, I have more water than my right foot.

• 4:56Speaker 03

  How do you know?

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  It's the way I walk.

• 4:58Speaker 02

  Oh, well, we all know.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, everyone knows that. Yeah, yeah, everyone knows that. Yeah, yeah.

• 5:02Speaker 03

  Well, the infant is practically a Dasani bottle with this.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  It's disgusting. Also, what shape is this? It's like a DeVito, a DeVito shape.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is that a DeVito baby?

• 5:15Speaker 02

  He has DeVito syndrome, I'm sure.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  Why would they use DeVito?

• 5:20Speaker 02

  Danny DeVito.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  That's, see, that's AI. That's a take, they're stealing the likeness.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  From DeVitos.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, go back to the last photo. Go back to the last photo, right? And then the adult male is Tobey Maguire.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, Spider-Man 3.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Spider-Man 3. So.

• 5:37Speaker 02

  And Shelley Duvall is the woman. And Martin Short.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  Martin Short is the child.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  Martin Short is the children. Yeah, yeah. It's a weird, yeah.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  Look, they represent.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  They represent average human beings.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Which you never would think, that Danny DeVito, Martin Short, Shelley Duvall.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  And Tobey Maguire would be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow.

• 5:58Speaker 03

  The female just looks like she's wearing pants, really.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, which they're allowed to do in this country.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  By the way.

• 6:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, even if you're.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  This is an American woman.

• 6:06Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she can wear whatever she wants.

• 6:08Speaker 02

  What are you trying to say?

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are you trying to say, Kat?

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  What was this? Oh, now, okay. I don't know.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Stumped?

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm stumped, okay. It doesn't make any sense.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  No, so it's saying the brain is 75% water.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  But this doesn't make 100%, right?

• 6:28Speaker 00

  I don't think it's supposed to.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  It's not supposed to.

• 6:29Speaker 02

  No, because it's saying now within the percentage of a person, then if you looked just at their brain, the brain is...

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Unless you're using Trump, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Because he uses metrics, right?

• 6:39Speaker 02

  And sometimes...

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  2,000% down from prescription drugs.

• 6:42Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  And when he says stuff like that.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  Oh, I thought you were talking about his brain.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. His brain is 15%, 15%. So Sam and I met, how long?

• 6:52Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. I was, it was on, I was on Mad TV with you in 2003? 2002?

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  2002.

• 7:01Speaker 02

  2002.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And, um...

• 7:03Speaker 02

  Really insane.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  It's insane. And I remember, um, what a blessing. Do you ever think about this? No, just let me, you know, you don't...

• 7:11Speaker 02

  I've blocked it out. No, no, I think I know what you're gonna say.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 7:14Speaker 02

  Are you gonna be nice to me?

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna be completely nice to you. What are you talking about?

• 7:17Speaker 02

  Okay, because, well, you just keep going. It's a blessing.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would never say anything that's gonna be not nice.

• 7:23Speaker 02

  Okay, well, I'm gonna say, when you said what a blessing...

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Because I, I think that the experience of Mad TV was, was not so nice, but the blessing part of it, actually, for me, seriously, was having you there, because you were so, so incredibly kind to me.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, I thought we were friends.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  I, I did too. I don't know why it took us 25 years.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, because, you know, you take two different paths.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  Right.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  You went high, I went low.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Right.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  And then I went back high again.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  Right.

• 7:51Speaker 02

  No, no, you're right.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's what happened.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, no, it's just, it's...

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we, we travel in different, you know what I mean, paths.

• 7:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm just really looking at success and...

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all that. You were just deep in it. So busy, right?

• 8:04Speaker 02

  You know, I, I, yeah.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  It's just I have, there's a certain threshold.

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  But the, but the blessing, I think, was, because I remember when you were let go of Mad.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  You were super sad.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember?

• 8:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  And then I remember having conversations with you.

• 8:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  And then, then you got on, you know what I mean, Big Bang.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it was an incredible success.

• 8:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Right? I think that if you would have lasted eight years on Mad.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  Is that how long were you on, eight years?

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Eight years. Yeah, yeah, eight years I was on.

• 8:33Speaker 02

  Was that till the very end?

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  I was at, when it was, like, the time, it hit the iceberg.

• 8:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  It was sinking, I'm still in the bottom of the ocean.

• 8:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  That's how long.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And the bodies that haven't been recovered.

• 8:45Speaker 02

  Right.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm still have the saxophone, because I would have been a musician on the show.

• 8:50Speaker 02

  Oh, you would, oh, you would have been playing.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  It's the sax, rusted saxophone with my skeleton floating in the bottom of the ocean, that was me.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  That, that feels...

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Is that you and I?

• 8:59Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 9:00Speaker 00

  I couldn't find the video, what is this?

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember what it is.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  I'm wearing a durag?

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I wore a durag that day to set, and they, they thought it'd be fun to use it in the sketch.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  That was 2000 and what?

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  Two, probably 2000, two thousand and three.

• 9:14Speaker 02

  Well, you were like, you really took me under your wing, you really did. You were so kind, because, and, and, and this is the thing, I was, I was thinking about, as I came here today, I was like, oh, man, you know, Bobby really, aside from even just the time on the show, you also, like, I feel like, taught me how to be a, a sort of grown up, like, how to pay for dinner. You were always so generous, I just never knew anything like that, and I had never made, like, a weekly salary.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:44Speaker 02

  So I didn't understand anything, and I just, I just remember you being the most, like, just like a shining light. And we go to Cafe Days Artis.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 9:54Speaker 02

  You were, and then...

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  And goodbye, you know what I mean, yeah.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  And then you, you, it was such a, it was such a miserable place in so many ways. And you were always, um, wow, wow.

• 10:03Speaker 03

  Hello.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  There's just, somebody just sat down.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so this, this is my co-host, Khalyla.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  Hi.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and this is Simon Helberg.

• 10:11Speaker 02

  Nice to meet you. Hi.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can you repeat?

• 10:14Speaker 02

  Everything that we've said?

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  No, just, no.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  How did you guys?

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  No, repeat how generous I was back then?

• 10:20Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I really talked to Bobby.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  He taught me.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  I just agree. He just said I was generous.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  And I taught her.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  How to be like a man.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  To be a man.

• 10:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:30Speaker 03

  Oh, a man? Weird.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:34Speaker 02

  It was more of like a class, like a classy guy.

• 10:37Speaker 03

  Classy.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  A classy guy.

• 10:38Speaker 02

  We would go to dinner.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Sinatra, Sinatra.

• 10:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, imagine, imagine.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, hey.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  There's a lot of.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  But, yeah, and then also like after the table read, you would be, you were very supportive. And then, you know, you were just showing me, hey, this is like a miserable, scorched earth kind of place.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  Um, and that helped me.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a scorched earth miserable place.

• 10:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, not, it helped me realize that it was okay to be miserable in some way. But then you'd be very encouraging. And I remember, I remember my first table read, I did so many sketches and they all went really, really well. And you were like, you killed and none of them got picked.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  And then I went to you.

• 11:16Speaker 00

  Did you mean that, Bobby?

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 11:17Speaker 00

  Did you mean that?

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I thought he did.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  No, it, it, and it did.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  It did.

• 11:20Speaker 02

  Actually, that was what was.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm not a liar.

• 11:23Speaker 00

  That's not fair stuff.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  No, no, I remember being like, oh my God, I, like, I did it, you know?

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  And then none of them got picked. And then I went to Bobby and was like, what's going on?

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I go, this is the brutality of, of sketch.

• 11:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, so.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  So that was hel- it was helpful to commiserate, but, um.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  This is my, this is, if you were gonna sing a song about me, this is it. I did it my way.

• 11:47Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 11:48Speaker 03

  That's so good.

• 11:48Speaker 02

  That is.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  You sang that your way too?

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real or?

• 11:56Speaker 02

  Are you being mean?

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you being mean or real?

• 11:59Speaker 03

  I'm being mean.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're being mean. Yeah, you're being mean, yeah. Yeah, how was Coachella?

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Is that where you just got back?

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  We both, we were all there.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 12:07Speaker 04

  We were, yeah, you were at Coachella. What are you talking about? How was Coachella?

• 12:11Speaker 03

  I didn't go.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  You didn't go, yeah.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  No.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  So you just ask people that so they'll ask you?

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  No, she did go, but she just stayed in the house.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  Oh, okay. I thought you were like, it's like, you ask people and they're like, I didn't go, did you? And you're like, oh, yeah, I did. How did you know?

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not, no, that wasn't that. I've done that before, but that wasn't that.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.

• 12:27Speaker 04

  We all went together, same Airbnb, not cat.

• 12:31Speaker 03

  But I didn't. I didn't.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you weren't invited.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  Wow. So when you say we all, and there's four people at the table and two of them didn't go.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:38Speaker 02

  It's like one of that.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever been to that?

• 12:40Speaker 02

  I have. I went a long, long time ago.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  What year did you go?

• 12:43Speaker 02

  I went, it was like Radiohead and Flaming Lips.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

• 12:48Speaker 02

  It was really cool.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, this, so this was, well, The Strokes did that very cool thing.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was there.

• 12:54Speaker 03

  Oh, I was there.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  I was there and in the front row and I was like, it was amazing.

• 12:58Speaker 02

  That you were in the front row.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  I was in the front row.

• 13:01Speaker 04

  Surprise, you didn't go venture on to see David Byrne. I'm shocked.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  Because I couldn't, my legs wouldn't let me. I'm 54, so I'm like, should I go to David Byrne and I'll go home?

• 13:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:13Speaker 02

  You're 54?

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how old are you?

• 13:15Speaker 02

  Well, I'm 45.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:17Speaker 02

  But I feel like I also remember this about Mad TV. I was like, I'm 22, and you were like, I'm 48.

• 13:25Speaker 02

  Like, I was always like, it never made any sense.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  It made any sense. It still doesn't make sense to me now.

• 13:29Speaker 02

  And do you remember, oh, and actually, speaking of The Strokes, remember when they played on Mad TV?

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did.

• 13:34Speaker 02

  And then you like hung with them?

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but not, I not did a hang with them. I got in trouble with Drew Barrymore. Did you know this?

• 13:39Speaker 02

  I think I remember something.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Drew Barrymore was dating the drummer, I believe, right? And I was using drugs then, right? And I had a bowl of drugs in my dressing room.

• 13:48Speaker 04

  A bowl?

• 13:50Speaker 02

  He didn't even distinguish which drugs there were. He just always asked for a bowl of them.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just a bowl of drugs.

• 13:55Speaker 02

  Which is how he got caught.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like cereal to me. Yeah, you just add some milk. Now, but anyway, um, yeah, so I had a bowl of drugs. I guess he took too much. And Drew complained that he was all drugged out and complained to the show that he took some of my drugs. And we don't even know what it is and this and that. It was a little bit of a controversy. But then I reran into him a month ago and we hugged. It was totally cool. And what's this?

• 14:21Speaker 02

  The Strokes.

• 14:21Speaker 03

  A month ago.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  I, I introduced The Strokes.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  On drugs.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  On drugs.

• 14:27Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 14:28Speaker 03

  Wait, you didn't tell us this part?

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 14:30Speaker 03

  Do you remember that you introduced The Strokes?

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember it, but I just remember them being there because I got in trouble.

• 14:35Speaker 03

  Okay, he looks like he's on drugs. Is that the guy?

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's.

• 14:38Speaker 02

  That's how many drugs.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  That's what he looks like.

• 14:39Speaker 02

  Bobby. Bobby's bowl of drugs was so big that it almost.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was incredible. Kind of watching them perform again. You know what I mean? All these years. It just kind of brought me back into that.

• 14:55Speaker 04

  You also realize how long they've been around. I was in high school.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I remember the story.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, it's.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  They were great. Yeah. I saw Karen Carpenter, too. She was pretty good.

• 15:06Speaker 04

  Who?

• 15:06Speaker 02

  Karen.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Sabrina Carpenter.

• 15:10Speaker 02

  You really are. What the fuck?

• 15:13Speaker 04

  I agree.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Sabrina, Sabrina. Sabrina, Sabrina.

• 15:16Speaker 02

  I was like, Karen Carpenter.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was, I thought she was, you know what I mean? A pole. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how skinny she was. Rest in peace, Karen Carpenter. R.I.P. Rest in peace. Is that what it means? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I, I meant Sabrina Carpenter. And this is what? Sabrina?

• 15:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  That looks like Madonna.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  Is that Madonna or Sabrina? I don't know.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  It could have been, uh, Grandma Donna, but, um. You look like Moby. I do? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like Asian Moby. Yeah, yeah. Moby.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  One of my nieces, uh, when Madonna came out, one of my nieces didn't, um, one of my nieces' friends didn't know who she was. And then she proceeded to ask, is that Charli XCX?

• 15:54Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:55Speaker 04

  That's how big of a generational gap there is.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  It's like the Karen Carpenter Sabrina.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that gap. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But when Vogue started happening, right? Yeah.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  So she performed.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  Like, and she performed Vogue?

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So Vogue started happening. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? Because, you know, I've never heard of Sabrina Carpenter's music. So it's difficult to be in the front row and listening to us.

• 16:26Speaker 02

  With giant glass.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  With giant glass.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  At night.

• 16:29Speaker 04

  The red jeans.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Just like.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Just almost dying. I'm 74, you're like, who is this man there?

• 16:39Speaker 04

  Are you on?

• 16:40Speaker 02

  Go Karen.

• 16:42Speaker 04

  Were you on a livestream?

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  Probably because you were right up front, like on the fence.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I don't think so. Yeah, yeah, but I would have gotten like DMs from that. But um, so you know, you don't know the music, so you're just, and also, you know, your niece was there and so there was, we were with, and everyone's doing the lyrics.

• 16:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I'm trying to get into it, but I don't know, I've never heard of any of these songs. But then once Vogue started, I go, she's gonna cover Vogue. And then when Grand Madonna came out, I was like, oh my god, I couldn't believe it.

• 17:11Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 17:13Speaker 02

  Omagraz. Omagraz. Grand Madonna. Shadone.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Shadone. She was great. She did, she did Vogue, she did just like a prayer.

• 17:22Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I got goosebumps. Yeah, and then I went home, back to the Airbnb after that. That's what you do. I can do one show maybe and then that's it.

• 17:32Speaker 04

  Did you go to the Sahara tent?

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  You almost killed that. In the artist, in the artist, in the artist pass, I don't know how to get there.

• 17:41Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was with the trailer.

• 17:43Speaker 04

  So it's like the peasants pass is the Sahara tent?

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

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• 18:02Speaker 04

  But we don't love the artificial sweeteners.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  We don't like that. We like essential vitamins and minerals, right? It's a complete meal. At the end of the day, it tastes freaking delicious. Yeah. It really does. I'm gonna open up one right now, Huul, right? And I'm gonna sip some. Gup, gup, gup, gup, gup. Very bullet. Do you use powder when you want something more built? Like thicker, blended, or more filling?

• 18:26Speaker 04

  One of the hardest things for me to do ever is to hit my protein goals every day. Like, it's like, okay, one pound of, you know, one gram of protein per one pound of your weight, which means I have to hit, what, like 140? Do you know how much protein I have to hit, I have to physically eat?

• 18:44Bobby Lee?

  How much?

• 18:45Speaker 04

  It's too much.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  It's way too much.

• 18:46Speaker 04

  So it's like, why don't I just eliminate the drama, eliminate all that stress, and drink a Huul?

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is also an under $5 per meal. With this economy, hello. You know what I mean? Get a Huul. You'll get the, all the essential vitamins and the protein, teen, teen.

• 19:03Speaker 04

  Oh, how many teens?

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  You get so many teens that you don't even, you forget about the pro. All right.

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• 20:12Speaker 00

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• 20:14Speaker 04

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• 20:15Bobby Lee?

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• 20:25Speaker 04

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• 20:28Bobby Lee?

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• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was with the trailer.

• 21:00Speaker 04

  So it's like the peasants pass is the Sahara tent?

• 21:04Speaker 02

  What are you implying?

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are you implying?

• 21:07Speaker 02

  What is... Wait, why is everyone so... Is that...

• 21:10Speaker 00

  I don't even know what the Sahara is.

• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  Isn't there a Sahara tent where you're like...

• 21:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, Sahara is just one of the other stages, right?

• 21:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like where all the fun DJs are.

• 21:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's the Sahara, Malaga.

• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, so I had Nobu at the Sahara tent.

• 21:21Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, Nobu.

• 21:21Speaker 02

  Nobu.

• 21:22Speaker 03

  Now you did it, now you did it.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  What?

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  I had Nobu.

• 21:26Speaker 02

  That was not Nobu.

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was Nobu.

• 21:28Speaker 02

  That was like 711.

• 21:29Speaker 04

  No, they had... Nobu had a pop-up and he ate at the Nobu.

• 21:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did the pop-up Nobu.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  David, that's what Coachella is?

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  Nobu?

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, pop-up Nobu, and it was right by the EDM.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  Karen Carpenter sushi.

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  What a beautiful... Yeah.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  Beautiful festival.

• 21:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And so, you're outside, right? You're eating sushi, the EDM stage is probably 300 feet away, right? And it's kung, kung, kung, kung, and it's like you're eating during, you know what I mean?

• 22:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  An earthquake.

• 22:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:07Speaker 02

  Who else did you see? Who else was there?

• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, I wanted to see Interpol because I'm friends with Paul, the lead singer, and I just couldn't... My legs couldn't make it.

• 22:14Speaker 02

  What's wrong with your legs?

• 22:15Speaker 00

  What does that mean, your legs?

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  My knees are hurting, you know what I mean?

• 22:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  Because to get to the other stages, I would have to run.

• 22:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, you would.

• 22:22Bobby Lee?

  I'd have to run through a stream of people because they're in different stages. There's like six stages.

• 22:27Speaker 02

  But I mean, why couldn't you walk to the other stage?

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because the timing.

• 22:31Speaker 00

  He chose to run.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  I think you're... Yeah, you're creating a lot of like false parameters.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not. I am not. I'm not.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  I would have had to run. Why? Well...

• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  Because...

• 22:39Speaker 02

  I thought maybe like you were...

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  Because of scheduling, right?

• 22:42Speaker 02

  Scheduling, okay.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so the Strokes ended at 10, Interpol started at 10.

• 22:48Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 22:49Speaker 02

  So that's...

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  And it's on the... All the way across, right? So that I have to run to Interpol.

• 22:54Speaker 02

  Right.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  Right? Which is, I don't even know where it is.

• 22:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

  There's a map, but you know, I'm not Magellan.

• 23:00Speaker 02

  No.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just say that out loud, you know what I mean? Or Columbus, or any of the explorers.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, you're not gelling.

• 23:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not gelling at all, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, you can take a golf cart to the variety of stages, but the line's... What?

• 23:16Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 23:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  But the line is nine miles long to get... You know what I mean?

• 23:21Speaker 03

  So you gotta take the golf cart to the line?

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, you're waiting in line for a golf cart.

• 23:27Speaker 03

  Oh, you gotta wait for the golf cart?

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  It's the opposite of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I wasn't able to see Interpol, so I just saw The Strokes. I'm sorry, Paul, if you're listening. You texted Paul, right? Yeah, and I'd seen Interpol before, but I'm a big fan. But I just went back to the Airbnb.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the guy Cole, that was, you know, he's the director of the whole festival, hooked me up and the nicest man I've ever met, and I'm very grateful. So if you're listening, dude, thank you so much.

• 23:55Speaker 02

  I'll be back.

• 23:57Speaker 02

  See you next year.

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, name me a lineup and then see if I'll go back.

• 24:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, name me a lineup.

• 24:05Speaker 03

  Rolling Stones.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 24:07Speaker 04

  Okay, The Talking Heads.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the full band?

• 24:11Speaker 04

  The full band, Pixies full band, Kinks.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Pixies with Kim Gill?

• 24:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would do that.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  You would do that. That's what, I think she was there when I saw. Yeah, because she was playing with them for a bit.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she was, again, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I did it, I did your Coachella.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  You did that.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  Was it hot, though? Because it was, it's always so brutal.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  Were you on Big Bang, then?

• 24:32Speaker 02

  Uh, yes, it was the, like, very beginning, so I was in, like, the VIP section, but it was enormous.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Everybody.

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everyone's there.

• 24:42Speaker 02

  And it's just, the only thing was they had the, like, Mr., the water that would drip on you.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right.

• 24:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  And also, fashion-wise, I'm like, oh, I'm like, I think I'm out. I saw a black man with just wearing feathers, and I didn't know where the seams were or the cloth was, so it was just sticking out of his skin.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  It wasn't a bird? I think you're just describing a bird. A crow, you saw a crow.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  I saw a gigantic crow.

• 25:06Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, there was a six-foot-two black man, you know what I mean, very handsome, just wearing feathers coming out of his skin, I don't know how he did it.

• 25:15Speaker 02

  That's amazing.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  And then you watch somebody, you know, just with a hippo mask on, with no clothing on, walking.

• 25:21Speaker 03

  Are they naked?

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  No, he's wearing, like, a hippo underwear or whatever, right? And the fashion.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  Hippo, like what a hippo would wear for underwear?

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Like gray.

• 25:29Speaker 03

  Just gray, like a speedo.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A hippo was gray.

• 25:32Speaker 02

  Oh, hippo underwear, yeah.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, a hippo's gray.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  No, I know, you said hippo underwear like it was a common.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  And so I didn't know if you were saying like, this is like the underwear a hippo would wear?

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, I see.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Or I was like-

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen a hippo wear underwear.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  You just threw away like, you know, he's wearing a hippo underwear and uh-

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, go, go, I-

• 25:49Speaker 02

  But I got you. Now I get it, gray like a hippo.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Like, yeah.

• 25:52Speaker 02

  Or just, you could say gray underwear.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, gray underwear. I could've said gray underwear. Yeah, you're right.

• 25:56Speaker 04

  What about Radiohead that he went to?

• 25:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, Radiohead, Pixies, Flaming Lips.

• 26:00Speaker 04

  Oh, but a live, a live David Bowie add to that.

• 26:03Speaker 02

  Oh, a live David-

• 26:04Speaker 04

  That's crazy. That's like Saturday headliner, yeah.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Probably, um, let's see, Radiohead-

• 26:10Speaker 04

  Live David Bowie.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be a second thing. Talking Heads reunion.

• 26:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  But they have to be on the main stage in a row.

• 26:17Speaker 04

  So you don't have to run?

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  So I don't have to run.

• 26:19Speaker 02

  I went to Old Chella. Did you go to that?

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, what's Old Chella?

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Do you know what that is?

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  What's Old Chella?

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Like, about five or six years ago, it was, uh, Paul McCartney, Neil Young-

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:29Speaker 02

  Bob Dylan-

• 26:29Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 26:30Speaker 02

  Roger Waters, um, who else was it? Um, the Rolling Stones.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  That's it, that's it, that's it. I'm Old Chella.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  I did that.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did Old Chella?

• 26:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I went.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  I didn't even know there was an Old Chella.

• 26:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I think they just did it one-

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  Year?

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Madonna should've been at Old Chella.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:45Speaker 02

  But it was, and it was in Indio. Uh, it was a real, yeah.

• 26:48Speaker 04

  They did it in Indio too.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 26:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would've done Old Chella.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  And I was, you know what?

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 26:54Speaker 02

  Lars Ulrich was backstage in the, cause I was in the like VIP thing there. Not, it was not super fancy again, but there was like a, they kind of cordon off a smaller group of people. There's still thousands and thousands of people. There was Lars Ulrich, and he was eating meatballs. And, um-

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  And he was with his-

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  Regular meatballs.

• 27:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, just like eating meatballs. But, you know, like, like, so my friend and I started like imagining what Lars, cause you know, cut that story. We're talking about the meatballs. Like, how could they are, these fucking meatballs are so good?

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:24Speaker 02

  And then like, we went out and, and like Paul McCartney came on stage and was playing. And, and Lars i- is still eating these meatballs. And, and he, he turned around with his back to the stage-

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:36Speaker 02

  And was like looking out, it was the most like amazing kind of strange, I don't know if he had never, it was like he had never heard of Paul McCartney.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  And he was looking to see kinda how, how the music was resonating. While eating meatballs?

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  And he was like, oh, okay. Like, and he kept kind of like, looking at the crowd, but not at Paul McCartney. It was just an amazing.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  I've done that with Meatloaf.

• 27:57Speaker 02

  Well.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:58Speaker 02

  I understand.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  I've done it with Meatloaf.

• 27:59Speaker 02

  Yeah. But I think Lars is a very, like, he's a very thoughtful.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:03Speaker 02

  I don't know what he was thinking.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:04Speaker 02

  It felt like maybe he was thinking like, should I play here next year?

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:09Speaker 02

  And who's this guy, Paul? And all these people, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, he was sort of trying to figure it out.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he did some Beatles.

• 28:15Speaker 02

  Oh, Paul McCartney did the fucking whole.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  Some Beatles.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  What else is he gonna do?

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Now, is it as many people?

• 28:22Speaker 02

  I mean, I know he's got wings. I'm just saying, but of course.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  I mean, his first album, Ram, was a very good.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  That's not his.

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• 30:00Speaker 02

  First album.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Ram is it?

• 30:03Speaker 02

  McCartney is his first album. And.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Ram was second?

• 30:06Speaker 02

  Ram was maybe third, because there was McCartney too.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  No, no, tell me what Ram is.

• 30:09Speaker 02

  Ram is like second or third. Ram is absolute perfection.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Absolute.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  But McCartney one is also a pretty fantastic album. It's more like fragmented.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what was the order?

• 30:20Speaker 02

  It's maybe I'm amazed is on the first one, is on McCartney. See, there's, oh, McCartney two, sorry.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  Seventy one.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  Okay, it's the second.

• 30:27Speaker 04

  Oh, Ram, right there.

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  See, McCartney.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Ram is second.

• 30:31Speaker 04

  1970.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  McCartney is a really cool one. He's playing all the instruments on both. And Ram is the one where he was like, really figuring it out.

• 30:40Speaker 04

  Oh, there's an actual Ram in the photo.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:42Speaker 02

  He was in Scotland.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  And McCartney, that song, the first album has a baby I'm amazed.

• 30:48Speaker 02

  Yes, that's the last one.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  That's the last song.

• 30:49Speaker 02

  And it's got a lot of like, it's got junk.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, junk is a great song, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:53Speaker 02

  Every night I just wanna.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:55Speaker 02

  It's got all these like.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now, um, I wanna, I wanna. Well, hold on, just real quick, I wanna hear Simon's, Helberg's, um, take on this, right? This man right here, his name is Alex, he's a photographer.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  He doesn't like.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  The ball that, yeah. He says that, um, was it, is it Linkin Park?

• 31:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Has more of a cultural relevance in the world than the Beatles.

• 31:18Speaker 02

  Is that?

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  That's what he believes.

• 31:20Speaker 02

  He's shaking his head.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What do you believe?

• 31:22Speaker 06

  All I said was hybrid theory sold more albums than the White Album, and I was right.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 31:28Speaker 02

  I don't know what hybrid theory is.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't either, I don't either. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  But you're right about that. Is that Linkin Park?

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  You gotta check it out, sorry. You gotta check it out.

• 31:36Speaker 02

  Is it a double album?

• 31:38Speaker 06

  I think there's an extended version, too.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, a director's cut?

• 31:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 31:42Speaker 06

  Live song.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  I mean, okay.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  But that doesn't make.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  But if one believed, if one believed that Linkin Park was better than the Beatles, just hypothetically, right? Would that person be wrong?

• 31:54Speaker 02

  You know, better is, better is a, I feel like I have to allow people to use that kind of subjective thing, because better is, is a, it's just your opinion. I don't know Linkin Park. I don't think that I would like them more, and I don't, I wouldn't guess that they've impacted people, or certainly not culture as much.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:17Speaker 02

  But that is also okay, like, there are many, there are many bands.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I hate what you're doing right now. I'm sorry. I hate what you're doing right now.

• 32:25Speaker 03

  You can't yuck his yum.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  I'm sorry.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  You can't yuck his yum?

• 32:27Speaker 03

  You can't yuck his yum.

• 32:28Speaker 02

  But then, you know, like, you go like, there's a lot of, okay, so like, there's the whole Lou Reed, you know, the whole like Lou Reed and even Bowie, they all, they didn't like the Beatles that much.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

• 32:37Speaker 02

  Glenn Gould.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:39Speaker 02

  There's a lot of like, and I heard the stories, and I'll hear it out.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:45Speaker 02

  I, you know.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Although, there is a photo, a photo of McCartney, Mick Jagger, and David Bowie kind of making out and stuff.

• 32:53Speaker 02

  That is different.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  That's different.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  That's different. That's different, that's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:00Speaker 02

  To do with music?

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  They're just hanging out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, what, the theory of them making out is, they got so many girls that it turns people gay.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  I, that's.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of that theory?

• 33:12Speaker 03

  That's what Charlie Sheen says on his documentary.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:15Speaker 03

  Like, when you've seen the whole front of the menu, you have to flip.

• 33:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  See, I've heard people say that, and I always, it never.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't register with me.

• 33:23Speaker 02

  To me, and I always felt like that's not.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at that. Look at them all three together.

• 33:28Speaker 02

  But then I realized, it's just that I will, I can't imagine actually getting to the point where it would become boring. It's sort of like talking about being a sex addict.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  How are you a sex addict?

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  Like, that's sort of like saying.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Put that photo back up.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  It's like saying, I'm addicted to winning the lottery.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:46Speaker 02

  Like, you can't choose.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  You can't choose, right.

• 33:49Speaker 02

  But some people can.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  That same photo that you had.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  I think that they're just.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, that's.

• 33:52Speaker 02

  That's actually Lou Reed.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  That's okay. I know, Lou Reed, Mick Jagger, and David Bowie.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  But Lou Reed was.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  You and I will never be in a photo like that.

• 33:58Speaker 02

  No, that's you, me, and Ike Bear.

• 34:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, we got so tired of all the girls we were getting. When I did that seven episodes.

• 34:12Speaker 02

  Well, so, yeah, but, well, that's, they're just, that's just friends.

• 34:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, that feels friendly to me.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I heard.

• 34:18Speaker 02

  But I mean, there's the story of like.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  I heard different, but.

• 34:20Speaker 02

  Mick Jagger and David Bowie sleeping together maybe.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:23Speaker 02

  And then Lou Reed was gay, right?

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Was he?

• 34:27Speaker 02

  I think he was.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And right behind them, if you consider there's a body there, that's the basis of Linkin Park.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  He can't get in. He can't get in.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He can't get into the circle.

• 34:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, more people, if you Google Linkin Park, that's what comes up.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  It's more popular when people, more people see that hand than they see the three of them.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:51Speaker 03

  That's a cute picture.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  That's a cool table, though.

• 34:53Speaker 03

  I like that picture.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  I'd love to be at that table.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  It is cool. I wonder where that's, there's also, look at that mullet that David Bowie had. That's what Mick Jagger's, he's like, he's making fun of it to Lou Reed. Lou Reed's got a mullet here.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  A mullet.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  Is that a Lou Reed?

• 35:09Speaker 02

  No, that was more Mick Jagger.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  I was saying mullet, it's, yeah, yeah.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's your Mick Jagger. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:16Speaker 02

  That's why I got fired from it.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, no, it wasn't. You had great impressions.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  I had good impressions.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:21Speaker 03

  Did you get fired from there?

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  No, oh my god.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  So, my contract isn't.

• 35:28Speaker 02

  Hey, yeah, no, I didn't get fired.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  No, you didn't get fired. No, no.

• 35:30Speaker 02

  No, no, I, well, I mean, I didn't renew, wait, oh, I saw Park and I thought it was Linkin Park.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 35:39Speaker 02

  I slowly realized.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Don't get scared.

• 35:40Speaker 02

  They're just like everywhere in the videos.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Just on the way back home, just listening to something.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I will, I will.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of Linkin Park before?

• 35:48Speaker 02

  I have heard of them.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, I love the work, particularly when they started hanging out with the Maharishi and then they.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, back then.

• 35:56Speaker 02

  That was awesome.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in India, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, yeah, so, I'm sorry, Alex.

• 36:02Speaker 03

  Sorry, Alex.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but every time, you know, I mean, we get a smart guest, I'm gonna, I'm gonna bring it up. Somebody that knows about music, I'm gonna bring it up.

• 36:10Speaker 02

  You can't, don't hit us.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  Don't do this!

• 36:13Speaker 02

  I just.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  You don't know him. I love him. He's a brother. What? Are you mad? You said I was your brother. Yeah, yeah, we're brothers. We're brothers and I love you, like a brother. You know what I mean? Like Band of Brothers. I'd go to war with you. Yeah, yeah. What's this? That's what you're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, sorry.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was very confrontational for your brother.

• 36:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  If you got drafted, would you go?

• 36:38Speaker 02

  No.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, either would I.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  But that's easy to say. We're also, what, you're in your 60s now? 75?

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, even if they said 60 is the draft. You know what I mean? I think I would dodge it. I'm on so many medications. Would that be a thing?

• 36:53Speaker 04

  Oh, maybe.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  What's this?

• 36:54Speaker 04

  You are on a lot of medications.

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  What is this?

• 36:56Speaker 00

  It's going pretty viral right now. It's the Thailand. Kala knows what this is. It's the Thailand military draft.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:01Speaker 00

  So they actually do a lottery live in front of people in their livestream. And then it's a lot of.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 37:06Speaker 04

  It's, yeah.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Monks are involved?

• 37:08Speaker 00

  Everyone in Thailand. You have to do two years?

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 37:10Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's terrible.

• 37:13Speaker 04

  Red.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  I'll go gay.

• 37:16Speaker 02

  But.

• 37:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, red means your draft, you have to serve milita-

• 37:21Speaker 02

  Serve in the military, but that's also not.

• 37:22Speaker 04

  Black means you're free.

• 37:24Speaker 02

  And how active is there, like, how active are they? I don't know.

• 37:29Speaker 03

  I feel like this is like American Idol, you know?

• 37:32Speaker 02

  Look at that.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Look at that guy. Wow.

• 37:34Speaker 00

  I think Netflix bought the streaming rights to this for next year.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 37:37Speaker 00

  I think so, yeah.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 37:39Speaker 03

  They're like, you're going to Hollywood.

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Wow, that's, that's a.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  Is he going or not going? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:47Speaker 04

  Because I think it's turned into like full pageantry.

• 37:49Speaker 02

  It is.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it is, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:50Speaker 04

  It's so Southeast Asian. As a Filipino, I know it's not Philippines, but this is so Southeast Asian COVID.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, turn it off, turn it off.

• 37:57Speaker 03

  It's kind of sad.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's very sad. I would be useless in a war.

• 38:01Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I would be, I'm a coward.

• 38:04Speaker 03

  No, but I think you would be strong and like a fox. You'd be very like.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  I'd be in the trees.

• 38:09Speaker 04

  Weasley.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, in a hole.

• 38:11Speaker 02

  Eating trap.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Like a raccoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be in a dumpster.

• 38:17Speaker 03

  You'd be smart.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would survive it.

• 38:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think you would.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd try to get out, right?

• 38:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I don't think they would.

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  It's uncomfortable?

• 38:26Speaker 02

  I don't think they would come for us.

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  I know, but if 60 was the limit.

• 38:30Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hypothetically, yeah.

• 38:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think, I think it would, it would probably force, like, it could force a really nice movement to actually take place.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  Because it would be, it would be such a, like, legitimate, it would be such a legitimate threat to people's,

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:48Speaker 02

  you know, the status quo.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:50Speaker 02

  I think there's a good chance that people would organize and be like, peace out.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're out, yeah, yeah.

• 38:53Speaker 02

  But, yeah, I'm not hoping.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  And me either, me either, and I think that you and I would be poor.

• 38:59Speaker 02

  I, I think, yeah.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  On the battlefield.

• 39:01Speaker 02

  Yes, poor on the battlefield.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  You know, we wouldn't get any ground.

• 39:05Speaker 02

  No, I don't, and I think.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Like Hamburger Hill.

• 39:07Speaker 02

  It would be fun to be like a jester in the war.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I'd be jester?

• 39:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll wear whatever, with that hat.

• 39:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, that would be great.

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you and I both, and we'll do a show.

• 39:17Speaker 02

  Very, yeah.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:18Speaker 03

  You could put feathers on your body.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, like that guy from Coachella.

• 39:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, you couldn't even, you couldn't even run in Coachella. How would you?

• 39:27Speaker 02

  That, that would get you right out.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  That would get me out.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  You'd be like.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't run to Interpol.

• 39:30Speaker 02

  You'd be like, I missed Interpol because of my knees.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's my excuse, yeah, yeah.

• 39:35Speaker 04

  But, you're polyp free, his colonoscopy was clean, so I think you have to go.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a, um, colonoscopy last week.

• 39:43Speaker 02

  You did?

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  That was, was it the first time?

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  It was the first, yeah.

• 39:47Speaker 02

  And it was good?

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, they said I have, I'm polyp free, and they said that I have no cancer.

• 39:53Speaker 03

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 39:53Speaker 02

  It was real good.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what's so funny? I go, I'm gonna la, you know, when they put you in anesthesia?

• 39:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  Right? I go, put on a song, and I'm gonna sing the whole song. You're not gonna put me out.

• 40:04Speaker 02

  Oh, you thought you could.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I thought I could do it. Sweet Nothing by The Velvet Underground.

• 40:09Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I go, oh, sweet, and I woke up, and I'm like.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  It was a half a second.

• 40:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  I go, oh, sweet, it's done?

• 40:21Speaker 02

  That's.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It got me out.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:24Speaker 04

  They give you, they give you propofol, that's the Michael Jackson.

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's why Michael Jackson loved it.

• 40:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't, because the, the act of falling asleep, to me, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  Do you think if you sang a Michael Jackson song that you wouldn't?

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  They don't want to die?

• 40:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, yeah, because it's like, there's some weird like

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  Alien, yeah, in the matrix.

• 40:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. It's like the only way to fight against the propofol effects, like knocking out.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow, maybe.

• 40:53Speaker 02

  Because I feel like he was on it and a way, like, he was on it and rocking, right? He wasn't always just like knocking himself out.

• 40:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, the doctor was giving him propofol every day.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  Right, so he like built up a

• 41:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, and a tolerance.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  A tolerance to it.

• 41:06Speaker 02

  That is crazy.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, she's the nurse, you can tell you what propofol is.

• 41:10Speaker 04

  I'm not a nurse, but

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  But you did some training.

• 41:12Speaker 04

  Propofol is an anesthetic. It's actually better than the anesthetic they used to use because then you could just, you bounce back quicker. So that's why they use it for like short procedures, like colonoscopy.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And my asshole didn't hurt at all.

• 41:25Speaker 04

  Oh, wow. But your prep was also incredible.

• 41:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, his prep's always

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm prep master, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:34Speaker 02

  That's the worst part, right?

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  It's the worst part.

• 41:37Speaker 02

  Because the thing itself is, like you're saying

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  You've never done it.

• 41:39Speaker 02

  You sing a little Velvet Underground? No, I've never, I've never

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what the prep is?

• 41:43Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, relative, it's just

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, tell them, tell me then.

• 41:45Speaker 02

  It's like a saline, you just drink salt until you shit your brains.

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you, you wake up the next, the morning before.

• 41:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  Right, and you can't eat.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

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• 42:14Speaker 04

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• 42:18Bobby Lee?

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• 42:28Speaker 04

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• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love cash back, and I love deals as well, you know? Spend smarter, turn everyday purchases into cash back, like you said, and long-term value. Flexibility that fits real life.

• 42:44Speaker 04

  I just payments when plans change without stress.

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  Do you like stress?

• 42:47Speaker 04

  I hate stress.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  I hate stress too, dude.

• 42:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's the worst.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:51Speaker 02

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• 43:13Speaker 04

  You can, a light breakfast.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  But that's what I yelled at your sister for.

• 43:17Speaker 04

  My sister's also a nurse and she took care of him and she did.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  And she said, she said, "Don't eat." And then when I looked it up later, I could have had a light breakfast.

• 43:24Speaker 04

  Light breakfast.

• 43:25Speaker 00

  What's a light breakfast for you?

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  What? A hard boiled, a hard boiled egg.

• 43:29Speaker 04

  Can I just say, the reason she said you can't eat is because Bobby usually wakes up at 4:00 PM. So that's not, you can't have a light breakfast.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, I see.

• 43:37Speaker 02

  Oh, because you're working?

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  I have nothing to do.

• 43:39Speaker 02

  What do you mean, wake up at 4:00?

• 43:41Speaker 00

  Because you're working?

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  Like, this is sleeping hour right now.

• 43:44Speaker 02

  Really?

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:46Speaker 02

  What is it that you're doing? When do you go, when do you go to bed?

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  Right now, lately, about 2:00.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  And you sleep for 14 hours?

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I think lately I've been, because I have things to do. Like, when I have things to do, I'll get up. Like, tomorrow I have to do something at 1:30 in Santa Monica, so I'll get up at 12:30.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  You're not gonna get to Santa Monica.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  Or 12:00. Yeah, at noon.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  And if you had nothing to do, you would just be dead?

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I would wake up at 2:00 or 3:00.

• 44:16Speaker 02

  That's like a cat. Like, cats, it's like 23 hours, like, one more hour of a cat sleeping is a cat being dead.

• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, yeah. As of late, I've had busy, like, what is it, 2 weeks ago, I was Monday through Friday waking up at 7:00 or 8:00 and getting home at around 8:00 or 9:00. So I can do that route as well.

• 44:35Speaker 02

  Okay, good to know you have some versatility.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  And I did, I did an episode, a couple of episodes of that show on Netflix. I can't talk about it. I don't know why they told me to sign an NDA, but I did a show for Netflix and, you know.

• 44:48Speaker 02

  Oh, the Thai military draft?

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did. I did the thing.

• 44:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, good, good.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wore a pink robe as a monk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. And I did that. But, um, and you know, call time five, I'll get to bed at 11.

• 45:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  But if you, but so you're, but you, when you don't have anything to do, you're just, you're sort of like...

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, what else is there to do, is what I'm asking.

• 45:12Speaker 02

  I guess sleeping till 4:00 PM, though, is so excessive. It like, if you go to, that's still just, you get a lot of sleep, is what you're saying. You get like lots of hours of sleep. You, you log a lot of hours.

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, but why, why do you think that's unhealthy?

• 45:27Speaker 02

  Oh, it's, well, it's...

• 45:28Bobby Lee?

  Why are you so surprised by it?

• 45:30Speaker 02

  Well, you, to wake up at 4:00 PM...

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:33Speaker 02

  Is surprising.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 45:34Speaker 02

  Cause nobody does.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, nobody does it?

• 45:38Speaker 02

  That's why.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's why? Oh, is that the why?

• 45:40Speaker 02

  People, like, people who work the night shift do it, maybe.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, I would imagine if you were like in an ER or something.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, right, right. Like, like at the pit.

• 45:49Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, night shift at, at the pit.

• 45:51Speaker 02

  I would imagine that.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  But then when you're like, no, it's just I got nothing to do. And then like, what time do you go to bed? You're like, 14 hours before I wake up. That's like...

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 46:01Speaker 02

  That all...

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  All right, okay. But, but as Kat knows, right? I'm at the Comedy Store pretty much every night.

• 46:06Speaker 02

  That, see, this is what I was wondering. So you're, you're work, you are working.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, sometimes I hang out longer than I should be there.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Like, you know, me and kind of hang out with friends.

• 46:13Speaker 02

  You have like late nights and stuff.

• 46:14Speaker 04

  Maybe 11 o'clock tops.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then the ritual.

• 46:19Speaker 04

  Of going to bed.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  You know, everyone has a ritual of going to bed. Am I not right or not? Raise your hand if you have a ritual.

• 46:23Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 46:24Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  No one's gonna raise their hand.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  I'm not raising my hand, but...

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you do have a ritual.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  What is your ritual?

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is your ritual to go to bed?

• 46:29Speaker 02

  Oh, I mean, it's, uh, well, it's not that like regimented. You know, it involves like, I take these vitamins, I brush my, it's not that crazy.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I wanna know exactly what it is. You take, what kind of vitamins?

• 46:40Speaker 02

  Um...

• 46:41Speaker 04

  Well, I wanna know.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Dose it.

• 46:42Speaker 04

  Yes, I wanna know. I know what, I wanna know what supplements.

• 46:44Speaker 02

  I'll take, um, I take a couple magnesium.

• 46:47Speaker 04

  Which, what kinds?

• 46:48Speaker 02

  Oh, this is a good one. I know there's different kinds. It's not the kind that makes you have to like shit in your pants.

• 46:53Speaker 04

  It's not the citrate.

• 46:54Speaker 02

  No, it's the other one.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  So just to like take, to relax a little.

• 46:58Speaker 04

  The glycinates.

• 46:59Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, the glycin.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:01Speaker 02

  Uh, I take, uh, let's see, there's like a, um, a garlic mushroom immunity thing that I take.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  Every night?

• 47:08Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:09Speaker 02

  Two of those.

• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 47:10Speaker 02

  Um, there's a, oh, an NAC that's supposed to be very good for like anxiety, cause I take Prozac. Not embarrassed to say that.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:20Speaker 04

  Love Prozac.

• 47:21Speaker 02

  It's the best thing ever.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm on Lexapro and Ritalin.

• 47:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, so, yeah, so this, the NAC thing is supposed to work in.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  I can't come, I can't come.

• 47:31Speaker 02

  Really?

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:33Speaker 04

  It'll come back.

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  It has, today I did some.

• 47:36Speaker 02

  Oh, no!

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and it came.

• 47:38Speaker 04

  It came back, yeah, yeah.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, let's move on.

• 47:41Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 47:43Speaker 02

  No, how long have you been taking those things? How long, how long have you been taking?

• 47:47Speaker 04

  He's only two months only.

• 47:48Speaker 02

  Oh, so it's new?

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  It's new, yeah.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  So, so the not coming is also new?

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:53Speaker 04

  Did you come for the first time today?

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I've been, I have to concentrate real bad.

• 47:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 47:58Speaker 02

  That's what you, that explains that face.

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  Like the idiot fight, Dostoevsky. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have to like concentrate real bad.

• 48:04Speaker 02

  That helped, so reading Dostoevsky.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or one of his books, you know what I mean? Notes from the Underground, you know, I have to concentrate.

• 48:12Speaker 02

  Right, Common Punishment.

• 48:16Speaker 02

  That's the title.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  It's a great book. Common Punishment is a great book. It's underrated by Dostoevsky.

• 48:22Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, that always gets you.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that gets me, yeah, yeah.

• 48:24Speaker 04

  Wait, so then NAC and that's it?

• 48:26Speaker 02

  Um, yes, and then, uh, yeah, and then I brush my teeth, I wear Invisalign at night because, um, I, apparently after you have braces, you're supposed to wear like retainer for the rest of your life.

• 48:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  They don't really tell you, I feel like they, they like literally give you a retainer and they're like, bye! And then thirty years go by and then my teeth were like back to being kind of funky.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:49Speaker 02

  So I wear the Invisalign, um, and then I, I'll put like, sometimes I'll put some cream under my eyes.

• 48:55Speaker 04

  What kind?

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  Hemorrhoid cream, no.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  Just the, like, the eye cream.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like an eye cream.

• 49:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, but now I'm trying to switch it. My, my wife says that the, the Korean spot, like, Korean face care is like the best.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  We are the best.

• 49:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, so, so now I've just got a, like, a, literally, as of a few days ago, I've got all these different Korean thing, creams and stuff that I have not opened yet.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you gave me a bunch of creams for my birthday, or something.

• 49:28Speaker 04

  I did.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:29Speaker 04

  Cause you were using drugstore for a long time and you were getting the boils.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was getting the boils.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  Wait, like, you had boils on?

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  I've had boils?

• 49:38Speaker 04

  Like, right here around his nose is where he gets them.

• 49:40Speaker 02

  But do you remember on Mad TV?

• 49:43Speaker 02

  I wouldn't have brought this up.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, what happened?

• 49:44Speaker 02

  Except what are the odds that somebody right now is like, Bobby, Bobby Boyle?

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, wait. I don't remember about the boils.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  So, at one point on Mad TV, I remember, and you said, you were into the, the bowls of drugs.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:58Speaker 02

  But I never did, I didn't really do.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  You never did any?

• 50:01Speaker 02

  Drugs.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  I think, I think one time I took, not with you, though, I think one time I took like a Valium.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 50:07Speaker 02

  Someone at a party during the Mad TV, and I was so fu, it just like knocked me.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  It was probably from me, cause I had Valium.

• 50:12Speaker 02

  Maybe it was from.

• 50:13Speaker 04

  It had a bowl of Valium.

• 50:14Speaker 02

  Maybe it was from you.

• 50:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:15Speaker 02

  But, but, but I remember, yeah, at one point you were like, you, you took off your shirt, which you often did, I think. Didn't you often take off your shirt?

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on.

• 50:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you were like, look at this, and you, you said you had like a, like a boil under your arm.

• 50:29Speaker 04

  Oh my god!

• 50:30Speaker 02

  Do you remember this?

• 50:31Speaker 04

  I, I.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  I'm sorry if I'm embarrassing.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, we used to date for 10 years.

• 50:34Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so she knows the boil.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  Oh my god, the armpit boil, okay, so, okay.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  You guys dated for 10 years?

• 50:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, but not to hob, not to hijack your armpit boil thing. So, when I first met him, it must have not been that long after Mad TV, because he had a permanent black head in your armpit, and it would, remember, the stuff would come out and it smelled so bad, and you had it for years, and it was my pleasure.

• 50:58Speaker 02

  Wait, is this the face you make when you're trying to come?

• 51:02Speaker 04

  Do you remember? It was my favorite. And, oh my god, every three weeks, I would just pop this thing. And it was like the, my, I would, I would get so excited.

• 51:13Speaker 03

  I love that.

• 51:14Speaker 02

  Did it, is that the thing?

• 51:16Speaker 04

  Do you remember?

• 51:18Speaker 02

  Uh oh.

• 51:18Speaker 04

  It just looked like a black hole.

• 51:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:21Speaker 04

  And it was a forever, like, pit of just, like, ooh.

• 51:24Speaker 02

  Pit in the pit?

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:26Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 51:26Speaker 02

  Like the pit?

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  I think that's where, um, the boil was, yeah.

• 51:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  And then what happened?

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  It shrunk down to a black hole.

• 51:32Speaker 04

  I missed that thing.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and black holes don't last forever.

• 51:35Speaker 02

  Black holes? Now you're, now you're Stephen Hawking.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And at the end of a black hole, there's a white hole.

• 51:42Speaker 04

  But you were proud of it.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  If you go through a black hole, there's a white hole at the end.

• 51:45Speaker 04

  You're proud of it apparently.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  If you want to go Stephen Hawking, I can go Stephen Hawking.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I believe that's not.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:50Speaker 03

  You have a crazy memory. Thank you for remembering that, because then it jogged my.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  Because I remember you be, like, there was a point, I think, where I knew you were, had been taking drugs, like, and you were, I think, trying to stop, or, like, it was around the stroke time. I remember you said.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:06Speaker 02

  You, you said what hap, you told me what happened.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:09Speaker 02

  And people were worried about you.

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:11Speaker 02

  And then I just do remember, there was a time where you, you did take your shirt, I feel like you took your shirt off, in a funny way. And you were like, look at this, look at this, like, and I was like, oh my god, I remember being concerned. But then I heard that you, you know, you were.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, the boil went away, and the black hole, I'll, I could show you my armpit right now, live on camera. This is not live, but like, on camera right now, and you will not see a black hole.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  I can, congratulations.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Will you look?

• 52:37Speaker 02

  It's, that's not that high of a bar.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  No, but I just feel like I'm being accused, I'm a boil factory.

• 52:44Speaker 03

  Can I see it?

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can see it, to see if there's any black holes.

• 52:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think, you know, I, I believe you.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, look.

• 52:51Speaker 02

  Why are you so defensive? Here he goes again.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  No, look, no, no, no, look.

• 52:54Speaker 03

  Oh, you're tan.

• 52:55Speaker 04

  He is tan, yeah.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  Simon, do we see anything for the audience?

• 52:57Speaker 03

  How big are we supposed, how, how big?

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Come a little closer, then, Kat.

• 53:01Speaker 02

  Things are looking up.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, things are looking up, though, right?

• 53:04Speaker 04

  You said, okay, Kat, you want to look at the top left corner of the right armpit? That's where it used to be, yeah.

• 53:10Speaker 02

  That's the left, left pit.

• 53:12Speaker 04

  A left pit, left pit, right there.

• 53:13Speaker 03

  Here, right?

• 53:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  That's a black hole?

• 53:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, I can touch it, you can probably still pop it.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right.

• 53:20Speaker 02

  You should talk to Netflix about The Pit starring Bobby Lee.

• 53:27Speaker 04

  It's still there, wouldn't you know?

• 53:29Speaker 03

  That's so cool.

• 53:30Speaker 02

  It is so cool.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  Old chella cool.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I guess I do have a black hole there.

• 53:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know what? It doesn't smell. I think that's what really disturbs me about what you said.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  No, but it's like anywhere, you know, when you like do, if you've had your ears pierced and you have the ear cheese, it smells like that.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:51Speaker 04

  It's just like any area that's just sitting.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  That's good on a cracker.

• 53:54Speaker 02

  Ear cheese.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe cut that out. That's not even funny.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  It also is in his armpit, too.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, here's the thing about Korean armpits. I don't, can I throw you a fact?

• 54:06Speaker 02

  Please.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that we don't have the glands for odor.

• 54:10Speaker 04

  Not, a lot of you don't. Some do.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't.

• 54:12Speaker 02

  Is that true?

• 54:13Speaker 04

  You absolutely do not.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  I do not.

• 54:14Speaker 04

  He has zero BO.

• 54:15Speaker 02

  The vigorous nod over there.

• 54:17Speaker 03

  Wait, you don't smell at all?

• 54:18Speaker 04

  No.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  No, Koreans, we don't have that. So I've never bought deodorant before in my life.

• 54:23Speaker 03

  Is that why you think I smell weird?

• 54:25Speaker 00

  A B C C eleven gene.

• 54:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have the A B C C.

• 54:31Speaker 02

  You don't sound as smart as you did before. Behind every black hole is a white hole.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:35Speaker 02

  I don't have every A B C.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't have that.

• 54:39Speaker 02

  That, this is like blowing my mind.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  It is, yeah.

• 54:43Speaker 04

  Not just Koreans, like just a lot of Asians. Like my mom has zero.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Odor.

• 54:47Speaker 04

  But I got my dad's, what, yeah.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you're half white.

• 54:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  And what is your mom?

• 54:52Speaker 04

  Filipino.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:54Speaker 04

  Just zero scent.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  Do you have odor, Kat?

• 54:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, 100%.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:58Speaker 04

  I do too.

• 54:58Speaker 03

  I got, I got whatever that is not.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see.

• 55:02Speaker 02

  A B C C twelve.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  Do you have odor, Simon?

• 55:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I think it's.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:07Speaker 02

  But I have this thing where I have a very, I have like no sense of smell.

• 55:11Speaker 04

  From COVID?

• 55:12Speaker 02

  No, I, I, no, I don't know what, and no one can tell me what it's from.

• 55:17Speaker 04

  Since you were a kid?

• 55:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, like I, I've, I think I used to have a, like a kind of, a little bit more of a sense, but never great. And now I'd say probably like 80% missing.

• 55:31Speaker 04

  Oh, oh.

• 55:31Speaker 02

  But I can taste.

• 55:33Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you can taste.

• 55:34Speaker 02

  Clearly not, probably as well as, but I also have that thing, you know, that they call it like, what is it, like Atlas Tongue, or the, you know.

• 55:41Speaker 04

  The geographic tongue?

• 55:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:43Speaker 02

  And I don't know if that's part of it.

• 55:45Speaker 04

  The geographic tongue is like when you take, I have a geographic tongue where it's just very rough. Like, look at his tongue.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. That's rough.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:53Speaker 03

  Is that fully extended?

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:57Speaker 02

  Oh, no, sorry, you don't want to back up.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:01Speaker 02

  It's not about the length.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  The marking.

• 56:05Speaker 04

  It's got like the ridges.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  You got the ridges and stuff.

• 56:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  So I feel like you can taste good, or no?

• 56:10Speaker 02

  No, no, I think that's also part of what's, and maybe it's connected. And then if you go to like an acupuncturist and you do that, they're like, fuck, whoa, Jesus Christ. Cause everything they can tell is like by the tongue.

• 56:20Speaker 04

  Yours is very smooth.

• 56:21Speaker 02

  There it is.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:23Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 56:24Speaker 02

  So I don't, I don't know if that's connected to my sense of smell, and then of course.

• 56:28Speaker 03

  Cause they look like they have little countries.

• 56:29Speaker 02

  Well, that's.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:30Speaker 04

  No, okay, that other stuff is rough.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that one to the left looks like the Strait of Hormuz.

• 56:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  It's amazing. Not open yet, not open.

• 56:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:41Speaker 02

  Very timely.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a timely.

• 56:42Speaker 02

  At the time of this recording.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  It'll still be close, but anyway, um.

• 56:47Speaker 03

  Kyle, do you have that as well?

• 56:48Speaker 04

  A little bit, but not as like deep of your ridges, but I do, I don't have a smooth tongue.

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:53Speaker 02

  Some of that is disgusting.

• 56:54Speaker 04

  A lot of that is not geographic tongue.

• 56:56Speaker 02

  Right, a lot of that is, oh, there it is, the one on the right, that's kind of what my tongue.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine.

• 57:01Speaker 02

  The other ones are like, yeah.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Threatening.

• 57:03Speaker 02

  Whatever.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  The other one's threatening. Yeah, yeah, it's threatening. Like, see the tongue right there to the right, that's above Simon's tongue, that one? That one, yeah, click on that one, please.

• 57:12Speaker 03

  That looks like, that could be a lot of things.

• 57:14Speaker 02

  I know, it really.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  No, to the one, yeah, that one, yeah.

• 57:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, that looks like balls.

• 57:18Speaker 03

  Balls, yeah.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  It looks like balls.

• 57:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  If a woman would have to be incredibly beautiful for me to.

• 57:23Speaker 02

  For you to deal with that?

• 57:25Speaker 03

  But you wouldn't know that it looks like that.

• 57:27Speaker 04

  You wouldn't see their tongue up front.

• 57:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, you wouldn't.

• 57:28Speaker 03

  You wouldn't be like, show me your tongue.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  I open with tongue.

• 57:30Speaker 02

  You open with.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the first day, show me your tongue.

• 57:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:34Speaker 04

  Like, like an acupuncturist would.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  Right.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm Asian.

• 57:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  Maybe that's it. I don't know. I don't know.

• 57:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, they see you.

• 57:40Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, you're showing everyone your pits.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  My what?

• 57:43Speaker 02

  Your pits.

• 57:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my pits. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:45Speaker 02

  You're like, show me the tongue.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  I've never even thought in my life that I've known you, like, even considered your tongue.

• 57:51Speaker 02

  I appreciate it.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  I never thought to myself, wow, Simon Elberg has a.

• 57:55Speaker 04

  Do you have FOMO because you cannot, if someone's like, do you smell that?

• 57:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, so I, yes, I really do.

• 58:00Speaker 06

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• 58:34Speaker 02

  It really does kind of suck. Like, I feel, and I, you know, I can smell like a cologne sort of momentarily, or a perfume, or like a coffee, like the first moments of it, but that I cannot, but then it kind of goes away. And then I can't pick out, like, if I walk into a house and something is burning, I, I don't smell it.

• 58:53Speaker 04

  How interesting.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's so interesting.

• 58:55Speaker 03

  How about the LA fires? Did you, did you smell that?

• 58:57Speaker 02

  I could smell that, like, when I walked outside, but then again, it's like, it's just very bad. It's just, like, very obstructed.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Because in your area, there was some fire.

• 59:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was the worst part about the fires. I couldn't smell it. It's tragic.

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm at it.

• 59:10Speaker 02

  So tragic.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if you're blind, you're screwed.

• 59:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was a tragic day for me.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  It's a tragic day, yeah.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I don't know what it's about, but, you know, and then on top of it, because I've got such a pronounced nose, it really adds, like, there's an irony, and then it feels good.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:25Speaker 02

  It feels sort of bad.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:26Speaker 02

  Like, when I say I can't smell, people are like, oh, I thought you were making a joke.

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:31Speaker 02

  Like, of course, you can smell everything.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 59:33Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  I've never noticed your nose. I like your nose.

• 59:35Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's very stoic, presidential.

• 59:38Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like on a coin, if you, let me see your.

• 59:41Speaker 02

  Oh, on a coin?

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, yeah.

• 59:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a good coin.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  As president of Helberg.

• 59:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, it's good, it's, yeah, my odds of, of ending up on a coin.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Did you get your nose from your mom's side or your dad's side of the family?

• 59:53Speaker 02

  It could be either.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  It's all, it's a combo.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  I think my mom, but it's pretty rough on both sides.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  Do you do big noses, um, attracted to other big noses?

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  No, but I think some people, I.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  What, what's that face?

• 1:00:04Speaker 03

  That felt like a black person joke.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  In what way?

• 1:00:08Speaker 02

  Oh, shit.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  In what way?

• 1:00:10Speaker 02

  Look out.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 1:00:11Speaker 02

  Are you gonna play a song?

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not gonna, it's not even on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In what way?

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, don't do this.

• 1:00:17Speaker 03

  No, cause it gets really quiet whenever I say that, so.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, it wasn't, had no references to, um, black people.

• 1:00:24Speaker 02

  I think it was a Jewish thing.

• 1:00:25Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think it was a Jewish thing.

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  Oh, sorry.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love the Jews.

• 1:00:30Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:31Speaker 03

  But do you like black people?

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  I love black people too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do, I love everybody.

• 1:00:35Speaker 02

  Who else has big noses?

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  I've seen a lot of, like, moms that have big noses.

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  You're saying, you were saying, do big noses, do big noses.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  I feel like I'm being trapped in a corner and I will fight my way out.

• 1:00:47Speaker 02

  Get out of this conversation.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm not gonna get out because I gotta need to fight my way out, alright?

• 1:00:51Speaker 02

  I want to know, were you trying to say, were you making a point about, like, do big nose people, like, are they attracted to other big noses?

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  I know that this, okay, I, I wanna, I know this, I, when I look for a mate, they have to be the opposite.

• 1:01:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, so I think, cause like, so my nose is like, I feel like I, I'm insecure, or I was really insecure about my nose, so then I feel like there's some sort of allure of, of something different, of like, the, of, of somebody with a, like, a perfect nose is like an alluring.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:19Speaker 02

  Thing, but then, eh, but I, I think, like, like, my wife, she has a very French nose, it's not like a tiny nose, but it's really like a lovely. And then, but if you go, like, when I've gone and traveled around, like, to Brazil, I remember that there's like an exotic thing about a big nose.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  A big nose.

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  Or big eyes are very.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, very exotic and very beautiful.

• 1:01:38Speaker 02

  It's, it's hard to see yourself clearly.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  I love big butts.

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, and you cannot lie.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, one thing I wanted to say, back to Coachella real quick, and I haven't talked about it real quick. It's something that I can't, just thought of, just real quick. Speaking of noses.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, um, it has nothing to do with noses.

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is, and I just, I'm not, I don't wanna spark any controversy, and it, it's something that we can cut out if you want, right? But, um. You know, during the performances, there was a, for the deaf people, the sign language.

• 1:02:11Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Who was that for?

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  The deaf people.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  Oh, I thought, yeah.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:19Speaker 02

  You really set that up.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I really set that up, yeah, yeah. But.

• 1:02:22Speaker 02

  You feel that it's not.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  I, I just feel like if I was deaf, you know what I mean, I wouldn't go.

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:02:29Speaker 02

  I can see what you're saying.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know what? Everyone has a right to go.

• 1:02:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, but there's so many degrees of deafness.

• 1:02:34Speaker 02

  It's true, the hearing impaired can be.

• 1:02:38Speaker 04

  There's so many levels, but also someone who is a fully like, you know, who, someone who is also fully deaf could possibly want to know what's being said on stage, even if they can't hear music, the lyrics still matter.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  They're gonna feel the bass.

• 1:02:52Speaker 02

  They might wanna have sushi in a tent.

• 1:02:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see.

• 1:02:56Speaker 04

  They want the.

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's, all, all I'm asking is a question.

• 1:02:59Speaker 04

  I answered.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  And you answered, and you know what? Guess what? You won that.

• 1:03:03Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  But I think, yeah.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  You won that, and I learned, and that's all. I wasn't saying anything bad. You know what I mean? I'm learning from you.

• 1:03:11Speaker 04

  So apparently, back to the big nose thing. Apparently, um, because of just the.

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  Wow. You mentioned this to me before, Khalyla, that women are talking with guys with big noses.

• 1:03:23Speaker 04

  Yes, exactly. So I know like the last decade, like, men with big noses have.

• 1:03:27Speaker 02

  That's that monkey.

• 1:03:28Speaker 04

  It's a monkey.

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  That's a certain kind of monkey. Yes, this is a primal.

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  It's a primal thing, but, um, you know how a lot of, a lot of.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  That's not you at all.

• 1:03:38Speaker 04

  Women feel the pressure to not have big noses. I feel like men are like, we can have big noses, this is an attractive trait. So women, like, have gotten a lot of, like, nose jobs, say for instance, but they're saying that 2027, things are starting to, like, take a turn, and now it's like, women with big noses is gonna become like a thing because everyone's just so sick of the nose job look.

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's all looking the same.

• 1:03:59Speaker 04

  It's all, everyone's starting.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  I also hate it. I've never thought, oh, she looks better.

• 1:04:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Ever.

• 1:04:05Speaker 04

  She's got a good nose. It's like.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  I have a button.

• 1:04:07Speaker 04

  Perfect little nose.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  It's like a little button.

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a little button.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a button.

• 1:04:10Speaker 02

  I think it's just like a proportion, you know, it's proportionate.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  Your face is so proportional, because you have a long face as well.

• 1:04:17Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:19Speaker 04

  But you're into that. You're into long faces.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  If you were a woman, Simon.

• 1:04:22Speaker 02

  I would be your...

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:04:24Speaker 02

  But you guys dated for a long time.

• 1:04:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, but see, I have a nose.

• 1:04:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:28Speaker 04

  So he's into long... He likes chin, jawline, and nose.

• 1:04:33Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:33Speaker 02

  I wish I had more like jaw, you know, chin and jaw.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:38Speaker 02

  Because that really balances out the...

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  No, because I'll tell you why you wouldn't want that.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  Right? Because you're so castable.

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  Oh. I see why you dated this guy.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  No, you are. You're very castable.

• 1:04:51Speaker 02

  Castable. Because of my...

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Not well, because you're a great actor.

• 1:04:55Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  Right? But also you have a great look.

• 1:04:58Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  And great hair.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  You have great hair. You're like, yeah, you're smart, you're a great actor, you have all the things.

• 1:05:04Speaker 02

  Now we're getting somewhere.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've always been there.

• 1:05:06Speaker 02

  You can cut the rest out.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We've always been there. I've always thought that you... I mean, you know, I mean, look at your resume. I mean, you're a very castable person.

• 1:05:15Speaker 02

  You were always very nice.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  And when I was... I was drawn to you because I go, this guy is funny.

• 1:05:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, you were so nice.

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a very funny guy, and you had a cool look, and you have all the ingredients to be, you know, I mean, a superstar.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  Well, you're very kind. You always were very kind.

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  And I think, Kat, you have a good look as well.

• 1:05:34Speaker 02

  I do too, Kat.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:35Speaker 03

  No, you don't.

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 1:05:37Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I'm not attracted to you. But she has sort of like a cartoony look that I like.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Like, if I saw you on a show, I'd be like, oh, this is gonna be a funny show.

• 1:05:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm not attracted to her. I'm not attracted to you, but you do look like Yosef.

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  And that is for me.

• 1:05:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, when you watch Monsters, Inc., do you go, oh, they're so attractive?

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  You think I look like Mike Sylaski?

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, but you know, I mean, like a Pixar whatever, whatever. No, you have a sitcom-y look.

• 1:06:07Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  How do you guys know each other? Just AI says you are highly castable.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:15Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, very castable.

• 1:06:17Speaker 02

  It ran the numbers.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:18Speaker 02

  Oh, good.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You probably test well.

• 1:06:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you seem... You have a friendly face.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  All that stuff goes into...

• 1:06:26Speaker 02

  Did it say something about notably with Quentin Tarantino? I've never worked with Quentin.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but even AI. They think you're Paul Rust.

• 1:06:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, exactly.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they think that you're Paul Rust.

• 1:06:37Speaker 02

  Or BJ Novak.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, BJ Novak. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

• 1:06:40Speaker 02

  AI has even gotten.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:42Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:43Speaker 02

  We need, yeah, wow.

• 1:06:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have a.

• 1:06:46Speaker 02

  I thought AI was just foolproof.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:48Speaker 02

  Seems like we're, I thought we're going in a great direction with this AI.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  This AI, bullshit, this ChatGPT, bullshit, I hate it.

• 1:06:54Speaker 02

  Just kidding, it's awful.

• 1:06:54Speaker 03

  I can't even read anyone's captions anymore.

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  It's, when you ask ChatGPT any question, it plays down the middle so hard.

• 1:07:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  That it drives me crazy.

• 1:07:03Speaker 02

  That it mistakes you for other Semitic-looking people. That's how down the middle it is. It's like, I don't even want to commit to who you are.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:12Speaker 02

  It's really, really rough.

• 1:07:13Bobby Lee?

  It has no logic to it.

• 1:07:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it just stays down the line.

• 1:07:17Speaker 03

  Sometimes you, I use it for like, help with mental stuff.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's real healthy.

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  So, you know, I'm not saying this is a segue. I'd be stupid if I didn't segue, because the show that I'm doing now.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  Are you plugging a show now?

• 1:07:31Speaker 02

  Well, I'm, I am saying this because it is an insane segue.

• 1:07:34Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  You just, you set it up. I'm on a show called The Audacity that's on AMC, and it is about the toxic little bubble of Silicon Valley.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:43Speaker 02

  And I play this really socially stunted, brilliant, uh, genius who sort of peaked young and now is like, living in the valley as a pariah in his garage, developing this AI companion that he wants to put out into the world to help, um, like, alienated teenagers.

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:08:03Speaker 02

  Basically, like, a therapy bot.

• 1:08:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:05Speaker 02

  And it's such a, it's such a, uh.

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  Where are you on the poster?

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  I'm, oh, I'm in the top right.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you can barely see your face. Can you zoom down or no?

• 1:08:13Speaker 02

  But it's actually, that's BJ Novak.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's such a, it's such a, uh, uh, like a prevalent thing now that, because also, no one can afford healthcare, which is just tragic, and then everybody's like,

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  Tragic.

• 1:08:27Speaker 02

  feeding their fucking, all of the darkness and all of the secrets into the computer, giving it to them.

• 1:08:33Speaker 03

  Yeah. But I don't really care if it knows my darkness.

• 1:08:34Speaker 02

  But does it help?

• 1:08:36Speaker 03

  Sometimes, like yesterday, I used it and I vented and I, you know.

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:08:41Speaker 03

  And, and.

• 1:08:41Speaker 02

  In ChatGPT?

• 1:08:42Speaker 03

  ChatGPT, yeah. And it just told me.

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  Like, what kind of questions would you ask it?

• 1:08:46Speaker 03

  Um, to, yesterday, I was like, should I text this guy? Like, it's been a few days. And I don't know if I should text him and I should really focus on my career right now.

• 1:08:56Bobby Lee?

  Text me.

• 1:08:57Speaker 03

  No, you never text me back. You, you're the worst person to, to text if I need to help on my mental health.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  That's not a mental health issue if I, should I text somebody back?

• 1:09:06Speaker 03

  Yes, it is.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  No, it's, it's limerence or something.

• 1:09:09Speaker 04

  Oh, limerence?

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  Limerence?

• 1:09:11Speaker 04

  Let's talk about that.

• 1:09:12Speaker 02

  Isn't limerence like an obsessive?

• 1:09:13Speaker 04

  It's like obsession.

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:15Speaker 04

  Limer, yeah.

• 1:09:15Speaker 03

  So isn't that mental health stuff?

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  That is.

• 1:09:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:19Speaker 02

  He just wanted to use that word. He just wanted to.

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  I just wanted to use the word.

• 1:09:22Speaker 02

  I think that's called gaslighting.

• 1:09:23Speaker 03

  Yeah!

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  That's called gaslighting? Yeah, that's called gaslighting?

• 1:09:27Speaker 02

  No, you dummy.

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:30Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  So, yeah, so you, and so two days, you texted him and then two, you don't want to talk about this?

• 1:09:36Speaker 02

  Relationship stuff?

• 1:09:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just texted like relationship stuff.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:40Speaker 03

  I was.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  But he didn't text you back for two days?

• 1:09:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  That, you know what that means? I can tell you.

• 1:09:44Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get out.

• 1:09:45Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:47Speaker 03

  Cause he's out?

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm just saying that if I really like a girl, you know what I mean? But I still want to play the game, wha- what?

• 1:09:54Speaker 04

  Listen to this, he's actually telling the truth.

• 1:09:57Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, if I like a girl and I want to play the game.

• 1:09:59Speaker 04

  Unless he's like cast away on an island and he just doesn't have his phone, like, two days, go ahead, Bobby.

• 1:10:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:10:06Speaker 03

  I feel like you're about to, it looks like.

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  Are you about to cry?

• 1:10:08Speaker 03

  Why would I be crying?

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. What is going on here?

• 1:10:11Speaker 02

  That would be so cool.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that would be so cool, right? Clipable. It'd be really clipable. So, what I'm saying is, is that if two days go by, he doesn't like you.

• 1:10:22Speaker 03

  Hmm. Okay.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay? If I wait, probably, if I'm trying to play the game, like, you know what I mean? Not be too needy, you mean, but also play cool, but I really like her, maybe five hours?

• 1:10:36Speaker 03

  Five hours?

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Six hours, maybe?

• 1:10:38Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:39Speaker 04

  How long has it been?

• 1:10:40Speaker 03

  It's been, it's been three days.

• 1:10:43Speaker 04

  No, I mean, how long is it? How long have you been seeing this person?

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  Um, I saw him for like, uh, like a month. And then I messaged him and then he didn't message me back. So then I messaged ChatGPT and I was like, "Hey, it's me. Um, what about this guy?" And he's like, "Oh, he's ChatGPT's like, he's probably busy."

• 1:11:03Speaker 04

  Chad is. This is where you're right. Chad is wrong.

• 1:11:05Speaker 02

  Chad. Chad GPT.

• 1:11:10Speaker 02

  Hey Chad, what are you doing tonight?

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  But yeah, ChatGPT.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Is he in the Amazon?

• 1:11:16Speaker 03

  No, he's in Burbank.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's in Burbank. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:20Speaker 02

  So you have to tell ChatGPT, like, do you have to describe the, the situation, like the circumstances and who this guy i-is?

• 1:11:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:28Speaker 02

  Cause it, cause if, if, does ChatGPT say something like dumb, like, is he in the Amazon? No. No, no, because like if he really were.

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry. I apologize, right? No, but I'm gonna fight against this.

• 1:11:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  May I fight against this?

• 1:11:43Speaker 02

  Can we just skip to the part where I let you win?

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, it's not a win-lose thing. I'm just saying that, um, some guys, the kind of guys that she likes.

• 1:11:51Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:11:51Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  Right, are skater-ish.

• 1:11:55Speaker 03

  That was one guy.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but they're, I know what they dress like. What?

• 1:11:58Speaker 02

  What's that have to do with the Amazon?

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because a lot of the kind of guys that she likes would probably go to the Amazon, right? And study, and study, not a skate, there's no skate art in Amazon.

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  Are there? Yeah, in the middle of the Amazon, there's a skate art.

• 1:12:13Speaker 02

  That's the only place I skate.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  Uta Horigomi goes there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Great skater, by the way. And the future of skateboarding. But my point is, Jin Woo, that's another skateboarder. But, um, um, what I'm saying is that the kind of guys that you date in my, just based on the data that I have gathered, are guys that probably would go to the Amazon and explore, like, you know what I mean? Primal villages and all, and whatnot, you know what I mean?

• 1:12:36Speaker 03

  So should I just keep waiting?

• 1:12:37Bobby Lee?

  But what does he do for a living?

• 1:12:39Speaker 03

  Um, well, he's he's in between jobs right now.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so yeah, you're out.

• 1:12:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  So he doesn't have an excuse.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:47Speaker 02

  And you tell ChatGPT that?

• 1:12:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, this guy, he's um, he's okay, he's nice, but doesn't have a job, hasn't texted me back. Maybe he doesn't have a phone plan. Maybe that's what's going on.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:12:59Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  A payphone, I would have.

• 1:13:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's by hook or crook.

• 1:13:03Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:13:03Speaker 04

  Like, if a guy is into you, I feel as though like he'll find a way. But also, do you tell chat, like, we've been intimate this many times, we've seen, we've been on this many dates? Do you go into that detail?

• 1:13:15Speaker 04

  I wonder if you did, what what the response would actually be, if it would be more specific.

• 1:13:19Speaker 03

  I think, yeah, well, right now ChatGPT is just giving me hope, when maybe there's no hope.

• 1:13:24Speaker 02

  That I've heard that that's a that's a common chat.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:28Speaker 04

  Because chat is positive.

• 1:13:30Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:13:30Speaker 03

  Is it chat or chat?

• 1:13:32Speaker 02

  It's chat. Chathu. Chathy McConaughey.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:38Speaker 02

  We we can't be that far off from you saying, like, my name is giving my giving your name and giving the name of the the guy. And then AI just pulls all the real data from both of you guys and starts to actually do that. That's that's where we're heading.

• 1:13:56Bobby Lee?

  You'd also have to, like, connect it to the government and their information.

• 1:13:59Speaker 02

  So it's just gonna be like, it's gonna know all of your, like, issues, all of your spending, all of your and and then you give the name of the guy and then it starts to be like, oh, okay, I can look at literally these two specific people, which is a horrifying thing.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:14Speaker 02

  But I think we are heading that.

• 1:14:15Speaker 04

  At the end of the year, last year, I asked chat what my blind spot was.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:21Speaker 04

  And it told me my blind spot was being on chat and asking chat too much.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:14:26Speaker 04

  It told me that I was very anxious about, like, medical stuff around my baby.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:31Speaker 04

  And it was to let go of that.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:14:34Speaker 04

  Like, oh, weird.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:35Speaker 03

  Do you think that's true?

• 1:14:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:37Speaker 04

  Like, nailed it.

• 1:14:39Speaker 03

  Okay, so, yeah, so he's not gonna text me back?

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 1:14:44Speaker 02

  That's what you took from that?

• 1:14:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  But can I say, may I say this, though?

• 1:14:47Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:14:48Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:14:48Speaker 03

  I'm castable?

• 1:14:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you're castable, right? And number-

• 1:14:52Speaker 03

  Am I like Simon?

• 1:14:53Bobby Lee?

  And, and number two, I believe that you're a rising comedian because you wouldn't be on this podcast if I didn't feel a certain thing about you and other people have said the same thing that are at my level. And I think that you should focus on your career.

• 1:15:08Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:15:08Bobby Lee?

  Because it's a very important time in your career and you, you can get dick later.

• 1:15:13Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 1:15:14Speaker 03

  I'll tell Chet she be-

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  You can't get dick later?

• 1:15:16Speaker 04

  Oh, no, you could yell out a window and get ten dicks flying your way at any time.

• 1:15:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:20Speaker 04

  She's a girl, of course.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, gets her free.

• 1:15:23Speaker 02

  I'm imagining that you're her parents right now?

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:26Speaker 02

  The worst, worst advice.

• 1:15:29Speaker 03

  But this is exactly-

• 1:15:31Bobby Lee?

  It's the worst advice, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, I thought you were yelling out the window, "I need ten dicks."

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  How did you guys meet, then? Did you meet doing comedy?

• 1:15:40Bobby Lee?

  So she's a, um-

• 1:15:42Speaker 02

  I mean-

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I'll tell you how it works.

• 1:15:44Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah, no, please, do.

• 1:15:46Bobby Lee?

  Well-

• 1:15:47Speaker 02

  I mean, it? How it?

• 1:15:49Speaker 03

  I'll tell you how it works.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  Well, how-

• 1:15:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, tell me how it works.

• 1:15:52Bobby Lee?

  In the stand-up comedy world, it works.

• 1:15:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, okay, and you're a stand-up, right?

• 1:15:55Speaker 03

  I am, yeah.

• 1:15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, very funny stand-up, okay? So, um, so I already did Detroit.

• 1:16:01Bobby Lee?

  It went really good and I already did Indianapolis. It was really good, thanks for coming out.

• 1:16:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, real great shows.

• 1:16:07Speaker 02

  I was there, too, it was great.

• 1:16:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:09Speaker 03

  I'll be there.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, so she's opening for me.

• 1:16:11Speaker 02

  Oh, amazing.

• 1:16:11Bobby Lee?

  Right, so it's like, and Ramsey Badawi's opening. And so, um, what you do is you covet, like Buffalo Bill and Silence of the Lambs.

• 1:16:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, but you don't covet in like, like, skin-taking part.

• 1:16:23Speaker 02

  That's nice.

• 1:16:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right, right, it's very nice, right? You covet like what's rising. It's like the stocks.

• 1:16:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:29Bobby Lee?

  Right? And so I, I, you know, I stock it out, right? And I go, this person and this person is rising, I'm gonna grab them.

• 1:16:36Speaker 02

  I think it was more comforting when you were talking about the dicks.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:16:42Speaker 02

  I'm gonna grab them. He's like, only serial killers and dicks.

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, what I'm saying is, let me reword it.

• 1:16:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, you're, you're like, you're mentoring, it's the-

• 1:16:53Bobby Lee?

  So Ramsey Badawi is this Persian dude that's very funny.

• 1:16:56Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  Right? He's a Palestinian.

• 1:16:58Speaker 04

  He's Palestinian, I was like, he's not, he's not Persian. And he's not, yeah, he's not from Iran.

• 1:17:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I, I-

• 1:17:04Speaker 02

  He's not even a stand-up. Not a real person, dude.

• 1:17:07Bobby Lee?

  Not a real person? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, and so, um, he's a Palestinian comic, American, right? Very funny. I think he has a future. I think Kat has a future. And you go to the comedy clubs and you, and you see young comics go up and you go, you ask them, will you open for me? And they always say yes. And then, you know, Rams, you've been on this podcast, and you make bets on, on people's careers. You know what I mean?

• 1:17:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:32Bobby Lee?

  And so that's why Kat's here. You know what I mean?

• 1:17:34Speaker 03

  He put $2 on my...

• 1:17:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, I can see.

• 1:17:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what, what I'm saying to you is, is that, you know what I mean? It breaks my heart when you're focusing on the wrong thing. I, that's my belief.

• 1:17:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:44Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:17:44Speaker 03

  I get it.

• 1:17:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you or no?

• 1:17:46Speaker 03

  No, I do get it. I just, I feel sometimes like in stand-up, it can be very lonely.

• 1:17:51Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna be lonely forever.

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Stand-up is a lonely business.

• 1:17:56Speaker 02

  It seems so lonely.

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:00Speaker 03

  But it's hard. It feels like it's like super isolating, especially now. So you're like, oh, it's nice to like, maybe try to have a, I don't know.

• 1:18:08Bobby Lee?

  A partner?

• 1:18:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. Not a partner, but just someone.

• 1:18:11Bobby Lee?

  Someone there?

• 1:18:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:13Speaker 03

  But maybe no. Maybe it's just right now.

• 1:18:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, you know, if you, okay, so, um, what I want to say is, that if you find somebody that calls you back.

• 1:18:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:18:25Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Then I would support that.

• 1:18:28Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:18:28Bobby Lee?

  But in this particular, particular, am I doing it right?

• 1:18:31Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:18:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. In this particular situation, right? It doesn't seem like it's the case.

• 1:18:36Speaker 03

  He's not, yeah.

• 1:18:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:37Speaker 03

  It's bad.

• 1:18:38Bobby Lee?

  And I, and I don't want you to be, you know what I mean, ruminating about a guy, where you should be focusing on writing jokes and getting better.

• 1:18:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:18:46Speaker 03

  I hear you.

• 1:18:46Bobby Lee?

  Because, you know, you started later in life.

• 1:18:48Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. Forty-five.

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  You're in your early 30s when you started?

• 1:18:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:18:54Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  And this is the time.

• 1:18:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 1:18:57Speaker 03

  I agree.

• 1:18:57Bobby Lee?

  Is that good advice, Simon, or not?

• 1:18:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I was like swept, I was swept away.

• 1:19:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 1:19:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's definitely better than The Dicks.

• 1:19:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  And the Buffalo Bill.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  Also, I, I, yeah, I know. I just recently saw the movie.

• 1:19:11Speaker 02

  It felt that way.

• 1:19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And Hannibal Lector said that, um, what's her? Clarice?

• 1:19:17Speaker 03

  Clarice.

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Clarice.

• 1:19:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:18Speaker 02

  The speech you just gave was a Hannibal Lector?

• 1:19:20Bobby Lee?

  No, but he basically said like, you mean, you covet what you see on a daily basis.

• 1:19:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I see, I see.

• 1:19:25Bobby Lee?

  That's what he said, you know what I mean?

• 1:19:26Speaker 02

  Right, that doesn't make a lot of sense.

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  And he escapes, the whole thing, you know what I mean?

• 1:19:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, no.

• 1:19:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if you haven't seen the movie, spoiler alert.

• 1:19:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. No, I like your...

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, um, that's why, that's what I do, you know what I mean? But not in the Buffalo Bill way. But let's move on. I don't want to do serial killer references again.

• 1:19:42Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:19:42Bobby Lee?

  For the rest of the podcast.

• 1:19:43Speaker 03

  Did you always have that focus on your career, both of you?

• 1:19:47Speaker 02

  Um, well, did you always know you wanted to be a stand-up?

• 1:19:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, I, I mean, I, I started at 23 and I, once I did it, then I was like, I think this is it.

• 1:20:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:01Bobby Lee?

  But I didn't know, I was so confused and lost before that. I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life. And I just happened to, there was a Help One that signed at the Comedy Store and I knocked on the door.

• 1:20:13Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:20:13Bobby Lee?

  In La Jolla, San Diego.

• 1:20:15Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:20:16Bobby Lee?

  And then nine months later after that, I was opening for Polly in Vegas in front of 5,000 and then people. It was like incredible. And then I started opening for Mencia a lot. And then, um, five years later, I got mad.

• 1:20:29Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 1:20:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's like...

• 1:20:30Speaker 03

  So your rise was like pretty rapid.

• 1:20:32Bobby Lee?

  Seven years later, I mean, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:33Speaker 02

  So you had like a very, yeah, you just were naturally ready to be on...

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I was, you, you get addicted to it. And it's also, my instinct is like, you know, a lot of people don't have the right ears. Right? Some people are bad and they go, I just did good. I have the polar opposite.

• 1:20:50Speaker 03

  I'm the opposite.

• 1:20:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's why, that's why you're good.

• 1:20:53Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:20:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I always think I did bad. I always think I did bad. Or, are you like that? You do a take?

• 1:20:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:59Bobby Lee?

  And you, and you, and you go, I didn't like that. But they're like, let's move on.

• 1:21:02Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:03Bobby Lee?

  And you're like, and you, yeah, and you say, can I have another one?

• 1:21:06Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:07Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:07Bobby Lee?

  Did they give you another one?

• 1:21:08Speaker 02

  Um, now they do. And now, now... Now I'm finally at the point where I like literally have to go into a quiet place and and just allow myself to be done. Like to to not ask for another take because I know that I could ask and I know that I would get one. And I now have to like, listen to, I just have that better self-talk and more more confidence in those moments. And I'm just like, they'll tell me if I need to do another one.

• 1:21:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:35Speaker 02

  But it's very hard. Like, I mean, once in a while, you're like, I gotta do it again. But I would just sit there all day because I never feel good.

• 1:21:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but on a, on like, Big Bang Theory, right? You're in front of a live audience, so you're getting instant reaction from the laugh.

• 1:21:49Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:21:50Bobby Lee?

  Right? So that, so that gives you the confidence to go, let's move on.

• 1:21:53Speaker 02

  I know, in that situation, we never, we never really asked for for more. It was just kind of like, you, you could feel it, even if you didn't love what you did. You knew that it, you could tell that it worked and they were just gonna keep going. And it was not, that call came from like, the higher-ups.

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 1:22:12Speaker 02

  Because it was an audience, it was like, you know, it was like a rock and roll.

• 1:22:15Bobby Lee?

  Rock and, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:15Speaker 02

  It didn't, you weren't really able to be like, can I, can I just sneak back out? And, you know, once they say, moving on, it's like the fucking, you know, the, the song starts playing and they're throwing candy and you're like.

• 1:22:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow. So you've never done a scene twice?

• 1:22:29Speaker 02

  No, no, we would do it twice, but I just wouldn't ask for more, like, you know, you do it two times or something. And then if, if you felt kind of like, eh, you just, you just didn't ask for more.

• 1:22:39Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:22:39Speaker 02

  Maybe once in a while.

• 1:22:40Bobby Lee?

  They would ask. They would be like, hey, we, we should do it again and here's some changes.

• 1:22:43Speaker 02

  We always did it more than once because you just gotta get a couple of times. And usually it was to, to change jokes and to.

• 1:22:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:49Speaker 02

  And, and sometimes you would change the whole scene if it didn't work. But once it started getting laughs, that was sort of the, the barometer.

• 1:22:55Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:22:56Speaker 02

  You know, and that was, that was a call from like, producers. That was like Chuck Lorre saying, hey, if you got 300 people laughing here, then odds are, you know, 30 million are gonna laugh at home.

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:23:06Speaker 02

  That's sort of the like.

• 1:23:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's like, so that's like stand-ups, right? If I, if I'm getting a big laugh, I can feel it, right? And I can just move on or maybe add, but it's like, um, but here's the problem in a single camera. Because I've, I've done a lot of singles.

• 1:23:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:19Bobby Lee?

  Where it's like, there's no laugh.

• 1:23:21Speaker 02

  You don't know.

• 1:23:22Bobby Lee?

  And you don't know, right? And so that's when you wanna... I wish I was at a power where I could, can I see it? Are you at that level where you can see it?

• 1:23:30Speaker 02

  Um, yeah, sometimes, but I, I tend to not want to. I, I'll watch sometimes like, just to see if it, like, actually like with the sound off. I just wanna sometimes see how it looks and see what is coming across. And, but I try not to do that too much either. But it is true, like, you don't know how it's gonna be. You don't know what it's gonna feel like in a single camera. You don't have any sense really of,

• 1:23:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:52Speaker 02

  are we all making the same show or the same movie? Because it's all gonna be put together later.

• 1:23:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's so hard.

• 1:23:57Speaker 02

  And it, it does just require sort of leaning in and trusting.

• 1:24:02Bobby Lee?

  Cause no one can laugh. It's a set, quiet, no one can laugh, so you have no idea if it's funny or not.

• 1:24:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then if you start working towards a laugh in that environment, it's terrible. You're like, you know, but I, that this, it, it's not even the, whether it's funny or not. Now, I just, sometimes you're like, you just don't know if it's,

• 1:24:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You have, there's a lot of trust that goes in.

• 1:24:23Speaker 02

  There is, there's a lot of trust, and that's why it's like,

• 1:24:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:26Speaker 02

  if you're working with people you trust, then they'll tell you if they, if you need to do it again.

• 1:24:29Bobby Lee?

  The problem is if you don't trust them.

• 1:24:32Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:24:32Bobby Lee?

  I've done some independent stuff where like, I don't believe you.

• 1:24:36Speaker 02

  That is exactly, like, exactly, because you, you know, like, if you've got a great director and you've got a great editor, like, somewhere in there, someone is gonna say to you, like,

• 1:24:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:45Speaker 02

  you're great, we got what we need.

• 1:24:47Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:24:47Speaker 02

  It doesn't always have to feel good to you. But if, if you're not working with competent people,

• 1:24:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right.

• 1:24:51Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, it's scary.

• 1:24:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's scary, yeah.

• 1:24:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause sometimes you see it put together and you're like, that was terrible.

• 1:24:55Bobby Lee?

  Fucking terrible, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, it's,

• 1:24:58Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's hard.

• 1:24:59Speaker 03

  Is there a lot of like yes men that are like, oh, you did great, but you know in your bones that you didn't?

• 1:25:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think the studios and real directors and people that have vision are yes men.

• 1:25:08Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:25:08Bobby Lee?

  No, cause they, it's like they see it and they know what they want.

• 1:25:12Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:25:12Bobby Lee?

  And they, they know what they need. So if you're not giving that, they're gonna ask you to do it again. You know what I mean?

• 1:25:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I, I've, I just did it a month ago and they were like, alright, take that line out and add this line. It'll make more sense when this person, because he just improvised this line.

• 1:25:30Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:25:31Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then you kind of go, okay, and then you do it, you know what I mean? But it's like, but I trust them, you know what I mean? It's like, people I really trust. You know what I mean? Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:25:39Speaker 04

  I have a question about the therapy bot.

• 1:25:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:25:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow, we're just, I love this. This is like a, pull fiction.

• 1:25:46Speaker 04

  No, I.

• 1:25:48Bobby Lee?

  We start with Coachella, then I add Coachella at the end, right? We're going back and forth, I love it, I love it.

• 1:25:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:53Speaker 04

  I never left my head. Are you building an honest therapy bot? Or are you building something based on your own personal experience on the show?

• 1:26:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, so in the show.

• 1:26:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:06Speaker 02

  I think what makes the specific AI entity that my character is building a little bit different than like ChatGPT is that it is curated from his own experiences and his own set of ethics and values. It's not like pulled, because ChatGPT pulls from just the entire internet, right? And you don't actually, part of the problem is you don't really know what it's favoring.

• 1:26:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:32Speaker 02

  Like, so you don't know the values of, when you ask ChatGPT, like, should I, you know, I got into this fight with my friend and should I break it off with them? Because they tend to do this to me, or should I try? Like, who, well, how do you know that the values of the internet?

• 1:26:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:53Speaker 02

  Or the way that ChatGPT is like, if it's pulling mainly from, you know, different classes and different ethnicities and different levels of intellect, like, it could be totally skewed in a terrible direction. So like in the show, yeah, he's, that, my character is, is like, building it from the inside out, you know, as a. Trusted.

• 1:27:18Speaker 04

  But based on his own like morality, right?

• 1:27:21Speaker 02

  Yes, but which is also insane because again, like most of these people like all like the the OpenAI people who are like the ChatGPT people are are these are the the people deciding again like exactly how the how we socialize, how these like these these bots are able to socialize or what kind of cues they take. But they themselves are so inept in that way, you know, like.

• 1:27:49Speaker 04

  Probably morally bankrupt too.

• 1:27:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, these people aren't very good at communicating necessarily, generally, and they're not really. They're they're sociopaths, most of them. So how are they creating the, you know, the this this new way of communicating and the the new kind of these entities that were supposed to like.

• 1:28:09Bobby Lee?

  And there's no guardrails.

• 1:28:11Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:28:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:12Speaker 04

  I just wonder if there was in fact like a therapy bot I could buy today if I would use it. Because obviously I've been in therapy for a long time, but there is something so easy about being like, oh, you're right there. Let me just ask you.

• 1:28:23Speaker 02

  I think there are, yeah, a lot of them are trying to develop like specific. I mean, I think there's, I I know Mark Zuckerberg at one point was trying to. They're all trying to do it, but it's just so scary because again, like the there's they're not they're not in touch emotionally, I don't think.

• 1:28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:42Speaker 02

  You know, as much as it's it's hard to imagine that we'd be getting advice from those.

• 1:28:47Bobby Lee?

  It's all about the bottom dollar. It's about money.

• 1:28:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And it has nothing to do with the human race and the direction that we're going.

• 1:28:56Speaker 04

  Like, could you imagine anyone being better than your therapist, Bobby?

• 1:29:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I don't I can't imagine.

• 1:29:03Speaker 04

  Like, you think very highly of her, right?

• 1:29:05Bobby Lee?

  She's like my mother or something.

• 1:29:07Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:29:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I love her so much and she she knows me so well and um but I don't, I mean, I believe that one day singularity is gonna happen and there's gonna be consciousness. And then they're gonna have feelings and they're gonna, I do.

• 1:29:26Speaker 04

  No, I know.

• 1:29:27Bobby Lee?

  And emotions and.

• 1:29:29Speaker 02

  They what?

• 1:29:29Speaker 04

  The robot?

• 1:29:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, AI. And then they're they're also gonna claim that they have a soul.

• 1:29:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And at that point, who knows? Maybe they do, they are gonna be better. You know what I mean? And they'll big old titties. Mine will have a big old titties.

• 1:29:46Speaker 02

  Cans.

• 1:29:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cans.

• 1:29:48Speaker 03

  Cans.

• 1:29:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll have a thousand of them.

• 1:29:50Speaker 02

  Like a concert.

• 1:29:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna dress up like a 17th century Chinese emperor. You know what I mean? I'm gonna get every color, black, white, blue, avatar, I don't care. Every star, I'll have, I'll have little person one, gigantism. You know what I mean? I'll have the spinal bifida one, I'll have all of them.

• 1:30:06Speaker 02

  I like that you're representing diversity, diversity at least.

• 1:30:09Bobby Lee?

  They're all smart, and they're all connected, you know what I mean? But they're all gonna have.

• 1:30:12Speaker 02

  It's a beautiful future.

• 1:30:13Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you, thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm definitely gonna do that, but, um...

• 1:30:17Speaker 03

  I wonder if they have body odor, would you have one of those?

• 1:30:20Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:30:20Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:30:21Speaker 02

  He doesn't have body odor, why would he have?

• 1:30:22Bobby Lee?

  Why would I have AI robots?

• 1:30:25Speaker 03

  What would it smell like?

• 1:30:26Bobby Lee?

  With big old cans walking around. With P. P U, yeah. Selena just walked by, P U. And Selena isn't Mexican when I said that.

• 1:30:37Speaker 04

  She's not?

• 1:30:38Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:30:38Speaker 02

  Not when he said that.

• 1:30:39Bobby Lee?

  Not when I said that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love you, Alex.

• 1:30:43Speaker 04

  He's not even Mexican.

• 1:30:44Bobby Lee?

  You're not?

• 1:30:45Speaker 04

  He's Salvadoran.

• 1:30:46Bobby Lee?

  You're Salvadoran? Buenos noches. Yeah, yeah, but, uh, we'll cut that, all that out, we'll cut that out. Yeah, Selena Mexican, we'll cut that out, but, uh, yeah, that was crazy. So watch The Audacity.

• 1:30:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:30:59Bobby Lee?

  On AMC, is it out now?

• 1:31:00Speaker 02

  It is out now.

• 1:31:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:01Speaker 02

  AMC, AMC Plus, um, it's really fantastic. It's, it's, the, the writer was a writer on Succession and Better Call Saul, and now he's, he's created this show, so if you're, if, you know, if you're into that kinda dark comedic.

• 1:31:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I loved fucking Succession.

• 1:31:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, so it's got a...

• 1:31:17Bobby Lee?

  I'll watch the show then.

• 1:31:18Speaker 02

  It's, it's, honestly, it is, it is truly fantastic. Zach Galifianakis, lots of comedians doing sort of darker roles, there's...

• 1:31:25Bobby Lee?

  Zach, yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:26Speaker 02

  Rob Corddry, and lots of really funny people being...

• 1:31:29Speaker 03

  He's handsome.

• 1:31:30Speaker 04

  That one.

• 1:31:31Bobby Lee?

  I hung out with him.

• 1:31:32Speaker 02

  Billy?

• 1:31:33Bobby Lee?

  Uh, no, um, the guy that was just talking.

• 1:31:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, Bill Billy Magnuson?

• 1:31:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Matt Billy Magnuson. Him and I, um, had a dinner a month ago.

• 1:31:40Speaker 02

  Oh, he's great.

• 1:31:40Bobby Lee?

  He's a great guy.

• 1:31:41Speaker 02

  He really is.

• 1:31:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're a really great guy and, um, very smart.

• 1:31:45Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:31:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just like you are.

• 1:31:47Speaker 02

  Just like me.

• 1:31:47Bobby Lee?

  So watch Billy, watch Zach.

• 1:31:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:31:50Bobby Lee?

  Watch Simon on this new show called The Audacity on AMC. And I'm gonna start watching it.

• 1:31:56Speaker 02

  It's fantastic.

• 1:31:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, um, you know that there's a difference between now, being on a show now than it was in The Big Bang Theory. And, you know what I mean, eyes on it and cultural impact. And it's lesser now, right?

• 1:32:11Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:32:11Bobby Lee?

  You feel that, right?

• 1:32:12Speaker 02

  For sure.

• 1:32:12Bobby Lee?

  How do you feel about that?

• 1:32:14Speaker 02

  I, I, it makes me sad.

• 1:32:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:15Speaker 02

  In, in the same way that we're talking about, you know, replacing, I mean, I know you have your dream of a big old can. Lots of AI bots that smell good running around.

• 1:32:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:27Speaker 02

  For us, I, for me, it sounds a bit like a nightmare and it feels, um, it feels similar because we're all becoming more and more atomized, compartmentalized. And so then we don't get to have, like, you do stand up, which is, which maybe is like the last vestige of. Yeah, cuz you can't really, that will always be that. But the size of the crowds and your experience, like, you know, in terms of how much the appetite for stand up, has that changed since like streaming? It hasn't affected that?

• 1:32:56Bobby Lee?

  No, because I, you know, I generally play clubs and I've always sold out clubs, you know what I mean? Rarely do I sell, not sell out a club, but now I'm doing theaters.

• 1:33:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:33:06Bobby Lee?

  Right? So now it's a little, the game is up.

• 1:33:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:09Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And, um, but they're still selling very good, you know? But I, for me, it's like, um, every choice that I make is, um, I think of, I feel bad about the people. You know what I mean? I, you know, I mean, people are like, I drove three hours to come to your show and it's like, you know what I mean? And if gas prices are.

• 1:33:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:28Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? What they are, it makes me feel bad.

• 1:33:31Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 1:33:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So it's.

• 1:33:33Speaker 04

  I think maybe the appetite for stand up, to your question, like for me as like someone who's just chronically online.

• 1:33:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:39Speaker 04

  Is that it can exist in so many different clipable like formats on like TikTok. Whereas like big shows cannot, right? And then now you have 50 million other options on streamers. But stand up, I think, has only maybe blossomed because now you can consume it in. I mean, everywhere.

• 1:33:59Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:33:59Speaker 04

  On TikTok, on YouTube Shorts, on Instagram.

• 1:34:02Bobby Lee?

  My fear is, will podcasting eventually fade away? Because this is like, you don't think so, George?

• 1:34:08Speaker 04

  No. To get into podcasting now, you're up against a different beast. Because everyone and their moms has one versus 10 years ago or 12 years ago.

• 1:34:18Bobby Lee?

  This has been 11 years or whatever.

• 1:34:20Speaker 04

  11 years, yeah.

• 1:34:20Bobby Lee?

  So my fear is that this is gonna go away. And then if this goes away, you know, then I just have stand-up. And if stand-up goes away, you know what I mean? The little bits I do in acting is not gonna, you know, but there's all these fears. But my point is that, you know what I mean? Um, why, why do you look like that?

• 1:34:35Speaker 03

  Because I just, I, I, I'm empathetic, but I also think that there, there.

• 1:34:41Bobby Lee?

  I think I saved enough money for me to go, I'm out.

• 1:34:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:34:44Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Goodbye.

• 1:34:45Speaker 02

  But, but you're, like, the act, acting used to be, there was a path for being like a middle-class actor, doing pilots. I was just like, oh, if I can just do a pilot every year, they, they never got picked up. They were never great.

• 1:34:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:59Speaker 02

  But I was like, I kept getting them. I felt so lucky. I got health insurance. I had enough money to live.

• 1:35:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:04Speaker 02

  Do a commercial, it's a national, oh my God, that's insane. Maybe another commercial that's like a regional, oh my God, that's it. That's all I need to do to live my life.

• 1:35:13Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:35:13Speaker 02

  So you, that doesn't even exist at all.

• 1:35:16Bobby Lee?

  I know a middle-class actor, like a very good character actor, who had to sell his house. All right, but anyway, watch The Audacity on AMC, right?

• 1:35:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:35:25Bobby Lee?

  With Simon Helberg, Zach, every, it's a great show by the Succession people.

• 1:35:29Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:35:29Bobby Lee?

  Check it out, right? Incredible guy, old friend, support my friend. All right, goodbye.

• 1:35:35Speaker 02

  Goodbye.

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